( EAW Intro plays )

( The image of an arm with a cast over it pops up on the screen )

( Camera pans out to a young wrestler nearly in tears with an arm cast in a training room. The doctor’s face is grim. )

Doctor: I’m sorry, young man.. your injuries are far too great for you to be cleared to compete again.

( The young wrestler buries his head in his hands )

Narrator: It’s easy to forget how hard it is to be a wrestler.

( Dozens of shots flicker showing collegiate and amateur wrestlers competing in gyms, mats, cafeterias with rings and pads set up. People taking brutal bumps and wrestling moves. )

Narrator: Hundreds of thousands in the United States and millions world wide have the same dream.. to become great in this art-form. It’s combat like no other.. Out of those several million, not even a fraction get their foot into the door. For the many who experience the pain, the sweat, the blood and the tears with weakness leaving their body everytime they go out there; still VERY VERY few even had a chance.

( A wrestler can be seen being powerbombed out of the ring and landing on his neck. The screen goes to black )

( B.O.B – “Bombs Away” instrumental hits. The scene opens at the top of mountains, and the camera speeds across what seems like the entire planet hovering over mountains, forests, villages, third world countries, urban cities, small towns, great cities, lakes, oceans and etc.. )

Narrator: Every year we undergo a celebration of the select few who, by the merciful hands of Fate have been allowed a chance to go through the pain and honor their pride. A select few who stand in the doorway of destiny and look to pass through to the realm of legends… these men and women will go through pain not meant to be felt by human beings in order to leave winners. TONIGHT WE FOUND OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HEROES AND IMMORTALS!

( Camera enters Seattle and stops before the Space Needle and it is lighting up green. Y2Impact can be seen standing at the edge of the deck staring into the camera )

Y2Impact Voiceover: The second most important day of your life is the day you were born. The first is when you find out why. And I do it in my home-town!!!

( Pan to Dark Demon standing alone in an empty CenturyLink field on the turf staring off into the mountains in the distance )

Dark Demon V.O. : I’ll never let the pressure break me.. especially when I’m fighting for so much more than myself.

( Pan to Prince of Phenomenal running up empty stadium steps in the morning )

POP V.O. : I’m protecting what’s mine because NOBODY ELSE is going to protect it for me.

( Pan to Heart Break Boy sparring in a ring in an empty gym )

HBB V.O. : This is about defending my honor. I’ve went through so much pain and I won’t let another man soil everything I’ve worked for!

( Pan to Liam Catterson in the back-seat of a car at dawn looking out the window at the CenturyLink stadium holding his Answers World Championship )

Liam Catterson V.O. : I can’t depend on anybody to fulfill my destiny. I’m going to go out and get it.

( Pan to Jaywalker at a desk standing over his World Heavyweight Championship )

Jaywalker V.O. : All my career and all my life people have taken from me… So I’ve learned QUICK that the only way to prevent that is to take from others first!

( From a window in Jaywalkers room, The Legendary Sekaiichi can be seen walking as a shadowy figure )

( Pan to Extreme Enigma meditating in a dojo with reefer burning behind him )

Extreme Enigma: Every day you haven’t moved forward accounts for two steps taken backwards.

( Pan to Cameron Ella Ava practicing judo on a punching bag )

Cameron V.O. : I won’t ever give up on my dream of being the best… no matter how much anyone tells me to!

( Pan to Methuselah in his trenchcoat at the backstage of the arena. He looks in the mirror and see’s a younger version of himself as Mr. DEDEDE grinning back )

Meth V.O. : I’ve been pushed too far to turn back now.

( Methuselah strikes the mirror as the entire image shatters and the music ends )

( “Light Up The Sky” – Thousand Foot Krutch hits. Preview of Pain for Pride airs. All matches, including special highlights of the Cash in the Vault participants are shown. At the end the EAW banner is waved )

Narrator: And now…

( Suddenly, Scott Diamond tears through the EAW banner with a big grin )

Scott Diamond: AND NOW BABYLON FALLS, AND ARMAGEDDON BEGINS. GOOD-BYE EAW!!!

( Scott hits the Point Blank kick as the camera falls to the black floor )

( The floors are reflective like mirrors, and the mirror floors reflect a bright light )

( “Light Up The Sky” – Thousand Foot Krutch plays )

Narrator: And now sin is met with sin.. war is met with chaos. THE WORLD is in attendance and the battle may be our last! Welcome to the sixth ANNUAL PAIN FOR PRIDE!!

( Camera pans to the arena where the thousands of fans erupt into deafening cheers that can be heard throughout the city. Fireworks are blasting from the roof of the arena and massive explosions are shooting across the sky )

Stew: IT’S THE MOST AMAZING SHOW ON EARTH!!! IT’S SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SEE TO BELIEVE, AND TO BE HERE IS TO TRULY FEEL THE ENERGY! PAIN FOR PRIDE SIX!!! SIX!!! WE’VE TRULY SEEN IT ALL AND I’M TRULY BLESSED TO BE HERE TO CALL EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

( Multi-colored blasts shoot all over the sky as the sky is literally being litten up by the blasts. Fireworks from the mountains beyond shoot and military planes fly over the horizon in formation )

HYC: UNBELIEVABLE atmosphere! My God folks, I can BARELY hear myself talk but if you can hear me we are breaking RECORDS! MILLIONS world wide coming in for tonights show and this stadium is jam packed with 71 THOUSANDS IN ATTENDANCE! THE LINEUP is INCREDIBLE! The fireworks are like a WAR-ZONE! Lets turn it over to the Showdown table!

( Camera pans to WWEFan and Flashback sitting along side eachother )

Flashback: YES, FOLKS, FLASH-MONEY COMMENTARY AT PAIN FOR PRIDE AND THE FACT THAT IM SCREAMING ENTAILS HOW LOUD IT IS! I’M FLASHBACK,

WWEFan: AND I’M WWEFAN AND THIS WILL BE AN INCREDIBLE EVENT TO CALL ON ALL CYLINDERS! THE LINEUPS FOR THIS ENTIRE EVENT ARE BREATHTAKING AND WE’RE GONNA GET INTO THE FIRST MATCH RIGHT NOW… MAN IF THESE FANS ARE HYPED IMAGINE WHEN THEY FIND OUT WHAT THE OPENING CONTEST IS!

Mr. DEDEDE: You forgot about us, Fan!

( Camera pans to the NEO commentary table as Mr. DEDEDE and Deadprez are seated and DEDEDE is plugging his ears )

Deadprez: We’re at the NEO broadcast and like our colleagues said it’s DEAFENING in here! We will be calling the Young Lions Championship finals as The Deity takes on Tyson Michaels and Venom in triple threat action TONIGHT!

Mr. DEDEDE: BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! You’re in luck, you’re gonna get to see The Gawd call some amazing NEO action folks. Good gracious Gawdy fruity fruity skittles! Make it SPICEY! Yeeaeh! Back to you, Fan!

WWEFan: Well… what more is there to say?… LET’S GET IT ON!

(Camera pans around the ring and stage where a variety of different-sized ladders have been strategically placed)

Stew: Just by looking at this you can tell somebody had a good day at the Home Depot! We’ve got ladders strewn about all over this packed Pain For Pride stadium and you can only assume what that means!

WWEFan: It’s time for a match that exceeds even the Grand Rampage and King of Extreme in longevity, Stew, it’s time for the SIX-man Cash In The Vault Ladder match and there is absolutely NO better way to kick off the night than with this grueling multi-man contest between those who are willing to put their bodies on the line all to gain a World Championship opportunity! With champagne wishes and caviar dreams, may the best man win! Let’s get it started!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Announcer: The following is the opening contest… AND IS A SIX-MAN CASH IN THE VAULT LADDER MATCH!!!…..

(“Adrenaline” by Shinedown plays all throughout the arena as Zack Crash rushes out to the stage dressed in green and black camouflage-themed pants and glances up at the 20-foot ladder at the center of the stage before smiling and making his way down to the ring)

Announcer: First, making his way to the ring!…. From Charleston, West Virginia!…. Weighing in at 225 pounds!…. “REBEL”…. ZAAAAACCCCCKKK CRRRRRRRAAAASSSSSSHHHHH!!!….

Stew: Well there is absolutely NO doubting that 2013 has, in fact, been the highest point of this young man’s career after a stunning upset in ending the long World Championship reign of Dark Demon in an Extreme Elimination Chamber. Since then he’s gone on to defeat Dark Demon in another huge upset at King of Extreme and came close to a win at the Grand Rampage, but no cigar as he looks to get back on track with a massive win here tonight.

(“300 Violin Orchestra” by Jose Quintero plays all throughout the arena as Alex Anderson elegantly steps out to the stage in a purple silk robe with his name embedded on the back)

Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring…. From Lahore, Pakistan!…. Weighing in at 227 pounds!…. ALEX AAAAAAANNNNNNDDDEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSOOOONNN!!!….

WWEFan: This guy has ALL the potential to capture the victory here tonight, Stew, he’s the total package! I could definitely see him pulling off the upset here because I guarantee you there are a lot of doubters against him, and he may be essentially the dark horse here, but he is a horse that could very well leave each and every other competitor in the dust!

(“Pulse Enigma” by Production Theme plays all throughout the arena as Jacob Senn steps out to the stage with a look of determination on his face and dressed in a custom made black and white jacket to match his attire)

Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring…. From New York City, New York!…. Weighing in at 205 pounds!…. “THE SAVIOUR”….. JAAAAAAAACCCCCCOOOOBBBB SENN!!!….

Stew: Talk about a rookie with everything and more, this guy, Jacob Senn, has done nothing but impress everybody in Extreme Answers Wrestling since making his debut. He’s already a former Elite Champion and he’s definitely looking to capitalize on all the momentum he’s gained thus far to capture one of the biggest prizes in our industry and THE biggest prize later with a World Championship.

(The band Cage The Elephant appear on the side of the stage and immediately start playing “Always Something” as Diamond Cage makes his way out to the stage dressed in a SWAT-like uniform with a devious grin on his face as he makes his way to the ring)

Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring…. From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada!…. Weighing in at 225 pounds!…. DIAMOND CAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEE!!!….

WWEFan: Diamond Cage is showing off his eccentric side tonight as just as last year, he’s played to the ring by a band, but this time around he’s dressed in a unique attire that I can only assume symbolizes that he is here to go to war. Cage has made it loud and clear what he wants more than anything is a World Championship to call his own and you can bet your bottom dollar he will do absolutely ANYTHING to make that come to fruition in this contest.

(“I Blame You” by Evans Blue plays all throughout the arena as Brian Daniels makes his way out to the stage with a look of intensity on his face and dressed in red and black attire and motorcycle jacket of the same color with his New Breed Championship around his waist)

Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring…. From New York City, New York!…. Weighing in at 210 pounds!…. HE IS THE E-A-W NEW BREED CHAMPION!!…. BRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIAAAAAANNNN DANIELS!!!….

Stew: What’s not to love about Brian Daniels? He’s got copious amounts of in-ring ability, he’s got longevity in Extreme Answers Wrestling, he can speak like no other on the microphone, and he knows what he wants and that is a huge victory tonight. He’s been fighting for his grand opportunity and he may have found it here tonight, and all he’s gotta do is climb the ladder and retrieve the briefcase.

(“Break” by Three Days Grace plays all throughout the arena as a cocky Nick Angel makes his way out to the stage in his usual attire with the Elite Championship around his waist)

Announcer: Lastly, making his way to the ring…. From Dallas, Texas!…. Weighing in at 220 pounds!…. HE IS THE E-A-W ELITE CHAMPION!!…. NICK AAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGEEEEELLL!!!….

WWEFan: You’ve gotta love the confidence that practically oozes from the pores of Nick Angel, the reigning Elite Champion. He’s guaranteed he’s going to win tonight and it would seem it’s do or die time with that promise, though he seems to be taking his sweet time getting to the ring as the rest of the competitors look on… Nick now finally on the apron as he’s still got that narcissistic grin on his face.. LOOK OUT! JACOB SENN WITH A SHOULDER INTO THE GUT OF NICK AS HE’S KNOCKED OFF THE APRON!! The Referee rings for the bell as this contest officially begins!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: We’re off to a grand start here as chaos erupts in the ring whilst Jacob Senn follows Nick Angel to the outside and immediately charges into him with a series of lefts and rights! Let’s remember that these two men have gone back and forth with one another constantly for MONTHS! They’ve both been at one another’s throats and it was even Jacob Senn who entered this contest by defeating Nick Angel in an Extreme rules match! Brian Daniels and Alex Anderson are going at it in one corner of the ring while Zack Crash lays into Diamond Cage! Zack looking for some payback for Cage attempting to even more severely injure that right arm of his, but Zack doesn’t seem to have it bandaged up tonight though it could still definitely be in pain as he works Cage with that left arm! Brian Daniels now having Alex trapped in the corner of the ring! THERE’S A POWERFUL KICK TO THE CHEST! ANOTHER KICK! ANOTHER! NO! Alex manages to catch the buzzaw-like kick of Daniels and immediately drops him with a double-leg takedown!

WWEFan: Alex could be looking for something big here as Daniels attempt to squirm out of his opponent’s grip, but to no avail… SLINGSHOT! No–Daniels catches himself on the second turnbuckle in the corner as opposed to colliding with it as an unsuspecting Alex Anderson proudly kips up! LOOK OUT! MOONSAULT!! ALEX DUCKS AS DANIELS CRASHES INTO ZACK AND DIAMOND CAGE!! All three men are taken down and Cage drops down to the outside as Alex looks to capitalize, immediately kicking Zack to the outside as well… Alex follows behind as he grabs the first ladder he sees! He could be looking to capture the victory right here and now in the early going!

Stew: Daniels is still down in the ring as Alex slides into the ring with that ladder! Jacob Senn and Nick Angel continue to brawl on the outside as both seem completely unaware that Alex Anderson may be just mere moments away from ending this! Brian Daniels seems to be looking to make it back to a vertical base as Alex immediately abandons any plans of going for the win and instead places that ladder in the nearest corner of the ring and charges into Daniels to connect with a knee straight to the mid-section! Alex now… BIG IRISHWHIP INTO THE LADDER AS HE CHARGES BEHIND FOR A POSSIBLE SPLASH! BRIAN DANIELS SHIFTS THE MOMENTUM TO BACKFLIP OFF OF THE LADDER AS ALEX COLLIDES WITH THE LADDER!! Daniels landing perfectly on his feet now locking the waist of Alex from behind… BEAUTIFUL GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS! Alex is looking dazed and confused as he’s dragged back up to his feet… SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS TO PERFECTION!

WWEFan: Diamond Cage seems to have made a full recovery as he’s now looking to insert himself back into this contest on the apron as Daniels pulls Alex back to his feet again.. Daniels immediately forces Alex forward and knocks Cage off the apron! Daniels immediately turns around with Alex still in tow.. WATCH IT! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!! ALEX ANDERSON JUST GOT LAUNCHED OVER THE ROPES AND LANDED DIRECTLY ONTO AN UNSUSPECTING DIAMOND
CAGE FOR HIS TROUBLES! Now THAT was an innovative maneuver! This Brian Daniels is on fire right here in this contest as Alex Anderson and Diamond Cage are downed on the outside! Daniels could be looking to go for the win himself right about now and he’s got the perfect opportunity to do so as he picks up the ladder from the corner of the ring.. Hold on! Zack’s back in the ring as he rises to his feet and Daniels’ gotta think of something quick! DANIELS CHARGES WITH THAT LADDER!

Stew: Zack seems to have it scouted as he slides through the legs of Daniels and immediately takes him down by his legs as Daniels is dropped sternum-first into the ladder he just gained control of! Zack now immediately charging into the ropes and back! RUNNING SENTON RIGHT ACROSS THE BODY OF DANIELS TO SANDWICH HIM AGAINST THE LADDER!! Daniels is rolling in pain from that one as Zack seems to be in the appropriately spot to use that ladder and win this match! IN COMES NICK ANGEL AS HE’S LAUNCHED INTO THE RING APRON! Nick cringing in pain from a devastating irishwhip courtesy of THIS man, Jacob Senn, as he now picks up the nearest ladder! Nick is in dire straits here and has been since the bell rung after he has HIS bell rung following an attack from Jacob Senn, but Jacob hasn’t finished his business with him just yet as he now looks to use that instrument of torture! ZACK CRASH WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE FROM BEHIND INTO NICK ANGEL! BOTH NICK AND JACOB SANDWICH THE LADDER AS THEY COLLIDE!

WWEFan: ZACK’S JUST TAKEN THE LAST OF THE REMAINING COMPETITORS DOWN! HE’S GOT A HUGE SHOT TO WIN THIS! NO!! ZACK IS DROPPED WITH A LADDER STRAIGHT TO THE MUSH AS DIAMOND CAGE CATCHES HIM WITH IT OUT OF NOWHERE!! Cage may have just gotten the last laugh as Zack rolls on the canvas in a great amount of pain! Cage has found himself back in the fray of battle here after being taken down by Brian Daniels earlier and seems to have gained control over that ladder in the ring as Cage now.. CAGE IS SETTING UP THAT LADDER!! Zack drops to the outside next to Jacob and Nick as Cage places that ladder perfectly under the glimmering briefcase and he wants it more than anything! You can see in that disturbed look in his eyes he knows he’s so close as he ascends up the ladder! But his dream may be shattered here as Alex Anderson finds his way back into this and immediately climbs up the other side of that ladder! You can see the sweat rushing down Cage’s forehead as he realizes time is against him before Alex makes it to him as he reaches for that case! HE’S GOT IT!!

Stew: NO–ALEX STOPS HIM DEAD IN HIS TRACKS WITH A SHOT TO THE GUT! You can see the rage in the eyes of Cage as he fires back at Alex Anderson with everything he’s got as these two young men do battle atop this historically cruel piece of equipment that’s required to climb in order to retrieve that infamous briefcase! Alex is fighting back, but Cage is quickly gaining the upperhand on the lower down Alex… Cage just nailing the unguarded head of Alex! Alex hops off the ladder! CAGE LOOKING TO GRAB THE CASE AGAIN! NO! Alex has a hold of that ladder from the side! Cage is begging him not to! ALEX PUSHES THE LADDER OVER AS DIAMOND CAGE IS DROPPED GROIN-FIRST ACROSS THE TOP ROPE!! That will most certainly ruin his evening as Cage looks to be in a mixture of shock and pain after that one, but still caught up on the top rope.. Alex now charging! SPRINGBOARD OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE OF CAGE AS HE’S SENT PLUMMETING TO THE OUTSIDE!!

WWEFan: Alex Anderson seems quite proud of his work as he laughs at the now down and out Diamond Cage! LOOK OUT FROM BEHIND! BRIAN DANIELS WITH A KICK TO THE BACK OF ALEX’S RIGHT LEG! Alex turns around, but immediately drops to one knee! ANOTHER KICK BOUNCES OFF THE STERNUM OF ALEX AS HE CRINGES IN PAIN! Alex now on both knees as a third sickening kick lights up his chest to the delight of the fans! Alex’s upper torso now resembling a barn with each and every kick that comes his ways at the hands of a dangerous Brian Daniels with those educated feet of his! Daniels now giving a battle cry just before the decapitation!! HE SWINGS! LOWBLOW!! ALEX CATCHES DANIELS WITH A LOWBLOW OUT OF NOWHERE!! I’m not sure if he caught all of it, but it was enough to stop Daniels in his tracks as a furious Alex gets to his feet and immediately lays into Daniels with several hard stomps!

Stew: Alex now pulling Daniels back to his feet as all four men on the outside are stirring, but Jacob still targeting Nick Angel as he crawls his way towards him… ALEX PICKING DANIELS UP! ECLIPSE!!!! NO! DANIELS FIGHTING BACK WITH A COUPLE KNEES INTO THE SKULL OF ALEX! DANIELS DROPS DOWN AND OUT OF IT AS HE’S GOT A HOLD OF ALEX!! INJECTION!!!! NO! Alex escapes to the outside with the rest of the other competitors as they erupt into a brawl! Daniels is having none of it as he gets to his feet with a fire in his eyes while Jacob Senn lays into Nick Angel! DANIELS COMING OFF THE ROPES!! SUICIDE DIVE!! DANIELS IS IMMEDIATELY NAILED WITH A LADDER TO THE SKULL FOR HIS TROUBLES BEFORE HE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE ROPES!! Jacob Senn seems to have had enough here as he knocks Brian Daniels through a loop with that one! Daniels drops back onto the canvas like a statue as Jacob Senn slides back into the ring with that ladder of his!

WWEFan: Jacob Senn’s got one thing on his mind now and that’s winning this contest and he may very well be on his way to doing just that as the other competitors are either recuperating or occupied with one another on the outside! JACOB SETS UP THAT LADDER UNDER THE CASE! HE’S GOING FOR IT!! No! Nick Angel is not letting him have it as he immediately rolls back into the ring and stumbles to quickly rush back to his feet! Senn seems to pay the Elite Champion no mind as he only sees that briefcase in his sights! JACOB QUICKLY MAKING HIS WAY UP THERE!! NICK SETS UP THE OTHER LADDER IN THE RING DIRECTLY NEXT TO JACOB’S AND IMMEDIATELY CLIMBS UP!! Nick seems to be.. HE’S TRYING TO PUSH JACOB’S LADDER OVER! Jacob manages to keep his balance up on the ladder as Nick ascends to the top of HIS ladder! NICK REACHING FOR THE BRIEFCASE!! No! Jacob puts a stop to that with a hard right hand to the jaw of Nick! Nick fires back with a series of fists of his own!

Stew: Hold on here! We’ve got a third ladder making it’s way into this contest as Alex Anderson slides it in! Alex seems to be looking to find his own way to the briefcase as he seems to be visibly in pain from that attack by Brian Daniels, but pushing through it as he now woozily sets up that ladder on the other side of Jacob’s ladder and immediately starts his climb! Alex Anderson’s inching his way towards that case! HE’S ON THE VERGE OF STEALING THIS ONE! JACOB NAILS ALEX WITH A SHOT! Jacob Senn has suddenly found himself fighting off two men on two separate ladders on two opposite sides of his own! All three men are going at it atop these ladders! This is looking very bad for whomever doesn’t win this battle between them! HOLD ON! CAGE ON THE TOP ROPE! MISSILE DROPKICK INTO ALEX’S LADDER!!! ALL THREE LADDERS KNOCK EACH OTHER OVER IN A DOMINO EFFECT AS ALEX, SENN, AND NICK CRASH TO THE CANVAS!! WHAT A MOVE FROM DIAMOND CAGE!!

WWEFan: What a hectic clash between these six young men as they put absolutely EVERYTHING on the line here tonight on the grandest stage of em all, Pain For Pride, to capture that briefcase that has eluded them all since they began their careers! We’ve got three ladders down and four men down in the ring as only one is standing at all and that happens to be Diamond Cage as he uses those ropes to keep himself up… Cage’s got that grin on his face as though he may have this in the bag here as he reaches for the nearest ladder and kicks away the other two ladders to make room for the spot under the briefcase! He could very well be looking to fly! Look out from behind!! Zack Crash is back in here and going for the man he’s targeted since the beginning of this contest in Diamond Cage as he lays into him with several clubbing blows to the spine! Cage swings back at Zack with a vicious elbow to the jaw! Cage immediately turns around AND SWINGS THAT LADDER INTO THE RIGHT ARM OF ZACK!! Zack immediately drops down to the canvas in pain as Cage sets up that ladder!

Stew: It’s quite obvious that Cage is a desperate man and these are desperate times as he tries to rush up to that briefcase as quickly as possible! Cage begins his ascent, but he’s clearly in pain… He’s going for it! Zack is back here as he climbs up from behind! Zack nails Cage with a few more blows to the back! Cage now reluctantly turns around as he attempts to kick Zack off, doing anything he possibly can to keep him down! Zack with a forearm to the gut of Cage! BACK BODY DROP!! ZACK WITH A BACK BODY DROP OUT OF NOWHERE AS A STUNNED CAGE LANDS KIDNEY-FIRST ON THE CANVAS!! You can see the pain he’s in just from reading the look on his face! Cage is hurting, but he’s somehow gotten to one knee here as Zack contemplates what to do… He… HE’S NOT GOING FOR THE CASE! Cage is up! ZACK LEAPS!! HURRICANRANA!!! BOTH MEN ARE SENT OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING HARD TO THE OUTSIDE AS ZACK ROLLS AROUND AND MOANS IN PAIN AS HE FAVORS THAT RIGHT ARM!!

WWEFan: Brian Daniels seems to be back in this as he slowly rises back to his feet… Daniels now stumbling forward as he looks to climb that ladder set up by Cage! BRIAN’S TURNED AROUND! GROUND ZERO!!!! NICK ANGEL WITH A GROUND ZERO OUT OF NOWHERE!! That man is a snake like nobody else I’ve ever seen and he’s certainly bit the New Breed Champion as he catches him off his guard and takes him out! Nick now stalking a dazed Alex Anderson here… ALEX IS UP! HE TURNS AROUND TO MEET A GROUND ZERO FROM AN AWAITING NICK ANGEL!!! Nick seems to have caught a second wind here! The Elite Champion is on the prowl now and he’s feeling the momentum shifting into his favor! A damaged Jacob Senn seems to be his next key target here as he stalks his rival… Senn seems to be none the wiser as he stumbles back to his feet! LOOK OUT! GROUND ZERO!!!! A THIRD CONSECUTIVE GROUND ZERO CONNECTS ON THE FORMER ELITE CHAMPION!! Jacob Senn is down and out and so are the rest of the men in this match! Nick Angel’s got a perfect chance to win it here! We’ve got our new Mr. Cash In The Vault if he can just climb that ladder! Nick glances up at that briefcase… HE’S CLIMBING!

Stew: NICK’S GOING FOR IT! Hold on! Nick immediately stops to see a stirring Jacob Senn on the apron.. What’s he thinking? Nick seems to be descending down from the ladder now! He doesn’t seem to be finished with his rival just yet! You can see that cold and calculating look in the eyes of the Elite Champion as he stalks Jacob Senn… Nick could have revenge on his mind, but he’s a fool for not going for the win as he pulls Jacob back to his feet.. HUGE CLOTHESLINE CONNECTS AS SENN IS SENT OVER THE ROPES!! Senn crashes hard onto the outside as Nick immediately follows behind! Senn is in big trouble as his rival could very well be trying to end him! Nick reaches into the ring and pulls out the nearest ladder! He… Nick’s setting that ladder up between the Spanish announce table and the ring apron! He’s thinking of something evil! Nick now picks up a once again stirring Senn.. HUGE DDT ONTO THE MAT! Nick’s lost it as he gets back to his feet with a sadistic look on his face! Nick grabs a hold of the downed Jacob Senn and pulls him back up.. Placing him on the apron..

WWEFan: You can only imagine what this guy may have in store as he climbs up onto the apron behind a dazed and confused Jacob Senn… Senn doing his damnedest to get back to a vertical base as he uses those ropes to help him… I don’t think that’s what he wants to do, because Nick is looking for something big here! SENN’S UP AND NICK RUSHES FORWARD! GROUND ZERO!!!! NICK IS DROPPED ACROSS THE LADDER AS SENN FORCES HIM OFF!!! IT’S BACKFIRED ON NICK ANGEL AS JACOB SENN LOOKS AT THE ELITE CHAMPION NOW STREWN ACROSS THE SET UP LADDER!! Jacob… HE’S NOW CLIMBING UP TO THE NEAREST TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HE’S LOST IT! BOTH MEN HAVE LOST IT!! DON’T DO IT! YOU CAN STILL WIN THIS, SENN, YOU CAN CLIMB THE LADDER AND WIN–WATCH IT!! REVELATION!!!!! THE REVELATION CONNECTS ONTO NICK ANGEL AND THROUGH THE DAMN LADDER AS BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!! JESUS, WHAT A MOVE!!

Stew: These two young men are as good as dead! They may have just canceled each other out here in this barbaric contest of endurance! Alex Anderson is back up and he’s got his eyes on that briefcase! Nobody else is up! HE’S GOT A PERFECT CHANCE! Alex is hurt, but he’s going for it as he stumbles over to the still set up ladder in the ring! All six of these men are beaten and battered, Alex is no exception here, but he wants it just as much as anyone else as he
begins to make his way up the ladder! Brian Daniels is showing life again in this contest as he struggles to get back on his feet in the ring! Alex is gonna have to hurry if he wants to win this, because he may be stopped soon enough! Brian Daniels is on spaghetti legs, but he’s going for that ladder as Alex continues to climb! He needs to go faster! Daniels is going up that ladder even quicker! It’s a race by this point! THEY’VE BOTH MADE IT! BOTH MEN ARE UP TO THE TOP! ALEX WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE OF DANIELS! DANIELS REPLIES WITH A SHOT OF HIS OWN! ALEX WITH ANOTHER SHOT! DANIELS NOW WITH A KICK INTO THE RIBS OF ALEX!

WWEFan: ALEX IS NOW UNLOADING ONTO DANIELS WITH A FLURRY OF FISTS! HE’S AS DESPERATE AS ANY MAN IN THIS MATCH AND HE’S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO KEEP HIS OPPONENT AT BAY AS HE UNLOADS! DANIELS IS TEETERING!! HE’S GONNA FALL! ALEX IS STILL LAYING INTO HIM! HE–DANIELS CATCHES THE SWINGING RIGHT ARM OF ALEX! BOTH MEN DROP DOWN FROM THE LADDER AND TO THE CANVAS, BUT DANIELS IS GOING FOR SOMETHING!! INJECTION!!!! BRIAN DANIELS WITH THE INJECTION LOCKED IN ON ALEX ANDERSON!!! ALEX IS STRUGGLING TO GET SOMEWHERE, ANYWHERE! HE’S DOING ALL HE POSSIBLY CAN HERE!! ALEX REACHING FOR THE ONLY LADDER NOT SET UP AND IN THE RING! HE’S REACHING FOR IT! HE’S GOT IT! NO!! DANIELS GRABS THE LADDER AND USES IT FOR THE INJECTION!! BRIAN DANIELS IS CHOKING ALEX ANDERSON OUT WITH THAT LADDER!! LOOK OUT!!

Stew: HUGE SHOT TO THE FACE FROM DIAMOND CAGE WITH THE ONLY AVAILABLE LADDER IN THE RING! Cage has a possessed look in his eyes as he nails Daniels with another hard shot with that ladder as Alex drops to the outside! Cage drops the ladder and pulls Daniels to his feet… PICKING HIM UP!! DON’T DO IT! NOT ONTO THE LADDER! BRAINBUSTER!!!! ZACK CRASH OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF CAGE’S HEAD BEFORE IT CAN CONNECT! Cage still has Daniels up as he turns around to see Zack picking up a ladder! ZACK NAILS CAGE WITH ALL HIS MIGHT WITH THAT LADDER AS CAGE AND DANIELS GO CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE!! Zack’s all by himself!! Zack’s got a chance to end this! Zack is favoring that right arm of his back time, it looks like he can’t even move it, but he’s setting up that ladder to the best of his abilities in the middle of the ring! He’s got it set up! ZACK’S GOING FOR IT AS HE BEGINS TO ASCEND!! HE’S GOING SLOWLY, BUT SURELY UP THAT LADDER AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS THE CASE!!

WWEFan: Diamond Cage is stirring on the outside.. He sees Zack making his way towards it! Zack is… HE’S UP! HE’S AT THE TOP! Cage slowly slides back into the ring looking to stop him! HE’S LOOKING TO CLIMB!! YES! YES!! ZACK UNHOOKS THE BRIEFCASE!!! ZACK’S GOT THE BRIEFCASE!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Adrenaline” by Shinedown plays all throughout the arena as Zack Crash drops down to the canvas rolling in pain as he favors his right arm with the Cash In The Vault briefcase lying next to him)

Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST AND THE 2013 CASH IN THE VAULT WINNER!!…… ZAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKK CRRRAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!….

WWEFan: Zack’s done it!! He did it! Zack has captured the briefcase to the dismay of Diamond Cage all the other competitors in this grueling Ladder match! Zack can hardly make any use of his damn arm, but he manages to pull out the massive win tonight over these five other amazing athletes! A HUGE congratulations to Zack Crash! A HUGE congratulations on finally going the distance and capturing the future World Championship shot!

Stew: I agree one-hundred percent, congratulations on making it to the big time by punching his ticket for a future contest! Zack Crash has just done what only SIX other men could do and that is claim victory in this historically hellacious Cash In The Vault Ladder match! E.M.Ts now checking on all six men after this brutal contest, but even the winner himself as Zack seems to be in more pain now than ever.. Zack favoring that right arm of his and it could very well be broken after the stunts he’s pulled tonight.. Diamond Cage is livid here on the outside as he refuses any medical attention..

WWEFan: Well once again, a massive congratulations to the new Cash In The Vault briefcase holder, Zack Crash!

(Camera cuts backstage to Cleopatra who is shown unpacking her stuff )

(The door to Cleopatra’s locker room is heard opening as Cleopatra does a double take before glaring at the visitor)

Cleopatra: You’ve got some nerve showing up here..

(Jaywalker steps into frame wearing a “CN Tower” official t-shirt and his custom made ring gear colored black and gold)

Jaywalker: Cleo, listen..

Cleopatra: Get out, Jay, I’m warning you.

Jaywalker: Cleo, please, I just–This isn’t right. We’re a unit, you and I.

Cleopatra: We’re not a unit, we’re not a team, we’re not partners.

Jaywalker: Cleo, YES we ARE a team. We’re the best damn team this company has ever seen. We’re the CN Tower. It’s always been us against the World and you know it, but… But I understand why you’re mad at me. I… I let them get to me. I let their stupid little psychological games get to me and I let it get to us as a team and because of that we’ve been at each other’s throats. I know you or anyone else for that matter has seen me in a place like this… But it’s true. Murrow and… And HIM… They dragged me down to a darker place than I’ve ever dared to go and it affected the CN Tower in a big way and I’m not going to let it ruin us, Cleo. I’m sorry, alright? I’m sincerely SORRY.

Cleopatra: I… I don’t know..

Jaywalker: Cleo, have I ever steered you wrong? Have I ever lied to you?

Cleopatra: Well… Not to me, no…

Jaywalker: Exactly, and I never will. You need to believe me that I am truly sorry for the torment I put you through and the torment I allowed THEM to put us through.

Cleopatra: Well… I suppose–

Jaywalker: Great. Now let’s say you come out there with me. CN Tower together and better than EVER and we completely DESTROY Murrow and HIM… Together. How’s that sound?

Cleopatra: …. You know what? That sounds great.

Jaywalker: Really? Awesome! Great! CN Tower on top again and hey, play your cards right and I might even be out there for your match too.

Cleopatra: Well I don’t think–

(Jaywalker pulls in Cleopatra for a hug before she can finish her sentence)

Jaywalker: Shh, shh, shh… No more words… Only CN Tower now. CN Tower on top of the World. CN Tower forever.

(Jaywalker’s sincere demeanor shifts to a dark look as he hugs Cleopatra)

(A graphic is shown for Extreme Enigma vs Hades the Hellraiser)

WWEFan: After a brutal and excruciating Ladder match the only thing we could possibly follow it up with is a grudge match the likes of which one could have never expected as these two iconic men first met face to face at the 2013 Grand Rampage match and have never turned back since. This may very well be just business, personal, or beyond that for these two great athletes, but the only fact about this contest is that there can only be one left standing when the smoke has cleared.

(Video package plays hyping Extreme Enigma and Hades the Hellraiser’s feud)

(Camera cuts back to the ring as the sound of a motorcycle revving up can be heard)

Flashback: And here comes out first competitor for this match!

(“This Means War” by Ozzy Osbourne and Busta Rhymes plays all throughout the arena as Hades the Hellraiser rides out onto the Pain For Pride stage on a black and purple colored custom-made chopper with several unique Grim Reaper designs all across it as he raises a fist in the air)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall!…. First, making his way to the ring…. From Devil Town, North Carolina!…. Weighing in at 312 pounds!…. “THE BIG DEVIL”…. HADES! THE!! HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLRRRAAIIISSSEEERR!!!….

WWEFan: Just look at the smug expression on this guy’s face, you can see he honestly thinks he has this match already won as he nonchalantly drives his expensive-looking chopper down here around the ring.. Hades has been on a rollercoaster since we last saw him on the grand stage of Pain For Pride, but he’s kept his love of fighting completely intact, that’s for sure. As both this man, Hades, and his opponent have mentioned, they both want this win tonight more than anything and both for their own reasons…

Flashback: Well Hades certainly hasn’t traveled here alone! He pulls out a large chain from a compartment on that beautiful motorcycle and wields it in the air for all to see as he enters the ring!

(“Monster” by Skillet plays all throughout the arena as the arena is lit up with black lights)

WWEFan: Well at least now I can see how dirty my fingers really are with this light…

(Extreme Enigma eccentrically makes his way out to the stage in paint lit up by the black lights as the crowd erupts with cheers)

Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way to the ring…. From Jersey City, New Jersey!…. Weighing in at 226 pounds!…. “THE HUMAN CODEX”…. “THE ANTI-HERO”…. “THOU WHO HAST FALLEN FROM GRACE”…. EXTREME EEEEEENNNNNNNIIIIIIIGGGMMMMAAA!!!!

Flashback: Talk about eccentric entrances, Fan, this guy practically wrote the book and he’s showing off his very unique look here tonight as he as well nonchalantly makes his way down to the ring! This is Extreme Enigma’s first Pain For Pride appearance in 2 years after he took on the Heart Break Boy for the EAW Championship in an epic contest and tonight may be just as brutal and hard-fought!

(The lights turn normal as Extreme Enigma and Hades stare down in the ring as the chain in Hades right hand drags on the canvas… The Referee rings for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

WWEFan: Definitely an epic atmosphere between these two phenomena named Extreme Enigma and Hades as they share some words with one another… Let’s not forget, Enigma suffered a severe concussion in a contest against Hades and though he has been cleared to wrestle tonight, you have to wonder if Hades plans to take advantage of it or perhaps we’ll see if Hades managed to get beneath the skin of Enigma by claiming he suffered no concussion, but was instead heavily induced on narcotics… Hades now drops that chain of his to the surprise of everyone here! I’m shocked to see him not swinging it for the skull of Enigma right off the bat, but Hades seems to be claiming he doesn’t need it! Enigma takes the moment to catch Hades off-guard with a shot to the face! Another shot blasts Hades and sends him reeling back into the nearest corner! Enigma has just erupted into a flurry of lefts and rights all over the body of the big man and shows no signs of stopping!

Flashback: Hades is quickly being downsized to the bottom of that corner Enigma’s got him trapped within as the “Human Codex” continues the attack! At a whim, Enigma has put a stop to the attack and rushes to the opposite corner… COMING BACK! HE GOES UP AND COMES RIGHT BACK DOWN FOR A BIG CORNER-AIDED DROPKICK INTO A DOWNED HADES! You can tell Enigma’s on his game tonight and he knows it as he taunts to the thousands in attendance and they’re just eating it up as Enigma rolls to the outside now… Possibly looking for a weapon to fit his needs here as he makes his way over to the timekeeper… I think we know what’s coming as he swipes the chair from him and slides back into the ring with it in hand as Hades begins to stir, struggling to get back up after the unguarded attack from his opponent… ENIGMA LOOKING TO USE THAT CHAIR! But it seems as though he’s switched strategies as Enigma instead unfolds it sets it up as he once again charges into the opposite corner… COMING BACK AS HADES IS UP! POETRY IN MOTION!!

WWEFan: HADES HAS HIM CAUGHT! HE’S CAUGHT ENIGMA PERFECTLY IN POSITION FOR THE POETRY IN MOTION, BUT HE’S STOPPED IT! Enigma immediately firing off shots into the head of his captor, but Hades rushes forward… DROPPING ENIGMA SPINE-FIRST ACROSS THE CHAIR! Right onto the seat of that chair Enigma lands as you can see the pain practically written across his face! Hades immediately drops down to one knee and just STRETCHING the body of Enigma across that chair as the “Anti-Hero” grimaces in pain! You can practically feel the pain radiating off of Enigma with every passing second as Hades contorts his opponent’s body across that chair… Hades finally lets up on the attack as he looks for his next big move… Climbing up to the top turnbuckle! We’re not used to seeing big men go up this high! THIS AIN’T GOOD! HADES DROPS DOWN WITH A GUILLOTINE LEGDROP RIGHT ACROSS THE THROAT OF ENIGMA!!

Flashback: Emphasis on “GUILLOTINE” because it looked like Hades damn near DECAPITATED Extreme Enigma with that maneuver! The Referee’s now trying to check on Enigma to see if he may have reawakened that terrible concussion of his that he suffered only weeks ago, but Hades is having absolutely NONE of it as he pushes the Official away and immediately stomps into the downed Enigma! Enigma trying to do everything he can to escape this brutal attack, but it seems there’s nowhere to go as Hades now… Eying that steel chain of his from earlier! He picks it up! It would seem Hades has gone back on his word about not needing it, because he’s seconds away from turning it into a makeshift noose here! HADES WRAPS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF ENIGMA! SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF THE FORMER TWO-TIME EAW CHAMPION!! HADES WITH THAT THICK STEEL CHAIN CHOKING HIS OPPONENT TO DEATH HERE AND THERE’S NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT!! You can see the face of Enigma turning a bright shade of red!

WWEFan: Enigma is just clawing at the canvas and reaching out for the ropes; just doing anything and everything he possibly can to save himself, but I think this may be the end here! Enigma’s got the ropes! He’s got em, but it’ll do him no good in an Extreme Rules contest and he’s well aware of that! Hades has a look on his face as though he legitimately wants to kill this man as he continues to tighten that chain around his opponent’s throat! Enigma damn near BLUE by this point as he forces himself slowly but surely back up to… He’s on his feet! ENIGMA SWINGS A LEG INTO THE GROIN OF HADES!! ENIGMA WITH A GROIN-SHOT TO HADES THE HELLRAISER!! All’s fair in love and war and Enigma just made that loud and clear as Hades is now on spaghetti longs after that one as Enigma gasps for air! ENIGMA GRABS THE CHAIN AND PULLS BOTH MEN TO GO THROUGH THE ROPES AND CRASH ONTO THE OUTSIDE! Enigma needs to watch pulling stunts like that if he doesn’t want to crack his head again! Both men are well damaged thus far as Enigma continues to gasp for air… Hades could have very well crushed his throat from that…

Flashback: Well you wouldn’t be able to tell by the way Enigma’s pulling through as he climbs up onto the apron! Enigma’s gonna continue as the fans egg him on and Hades now stirring, climbing back to his feet here on the outside! Enigma’s looking for something! SPRINGBOARD! WHISPER IN THE WIND!!! NO!! NO–HADES SIDESTEPS IT AS ENIGMA JUST NAILS THE MAT WITH NOBODY HOME! You could hear the sound of Enigma’s body bouncing off of the mat echo throughout the stadium! Hades stumbles back, using that barricade to keep himself up as he looks down and sees a perfect chance to take advantage…

(Replays are shown of Extreme Enigma missing the whisper in the wind)

WWEFan: This isn’t looking good at all as you can see Enigma now favoring the back of his head… Yeah, he may have definitely nailed his head way too hard after that attempt.. Hades doesn’t seem to care though as he immediately nails Enigma with several unforgiving stomps! Hades is a madman! Hades now.. Grabbing a hold of Enigma by his legs, wrapping his legs around his head and practically deadlifting his opponent up! What’s he… HADES SWINGS ENIGMA’S BODY STRAIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!! HADES KNOWS ENIGMA’S INJURED AND HE’S GONNA EXPLOIT IT EVERY WAY HE CAN AS HE SLAMS ENIGMA’S BODY INTO THE BARRICADE ONCE MORE! Enigma must be in a ridiculous amount of pain by this point, but there’s not much left that he can do now as he… Hold on! Enigma showing an immense amount of strength here as he miraculously lifts himself up onto the shoulders of Hades into a powerbomb position! Enigma is now just whaling away at Hades’ skull! Hades is suddenly the one that’s powerless!

Flashback: Enigma’s like a damn monkey! Hades can’t get him off! Enigma’s like a possessed man here as he pulls this inhuman like strength out of nowhere and now Hades is being sent straight into the barricade against his will! Hades is now stretched across the barricade all of a sudden as Enigma overpowers the big man! This is crazy! Enigma immediately climbs atop the barricade as these fans are losing their minds! GUILLOTINE LEGDROP!! ENIGMA WITH A HUGE GUILLOTINE LEGDROP OF HIS OWN ONTO HADES AS BOTH MEN ARE SENT CRASHING ONTO THE CEMENT IN THE FRONT ROW!! Enigma doesn’t seem nowhere near done here as he’s already struggling to get back to a vertical base here as Hades isn’t too far behind! Hades trying to get up–ENIGMA
SWINGS A CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF HADES! HADES DROPS TO HIS KNEES AS ENIGMA SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO HIS SKULL AGAIN!! Hades is looking like he doesn’t even know where he is AS ENIGMA CRACKS THAT CHAIR OFF HIS SKULL AGAIN!! Enigma looks like he’s freakin’ lost it here! He’s gone mad!

WWEFan: Enigma now grabbing a hold of Hades and pulling him back up, but Hades is wobbly… Enigma sends Hades crashing into several more chairs a few rows back with a massive irishwhip! The crowd is loving this! Enigma thinks he’s on top of the World here as he now… He seems to be making his way up passed Hades and now… Going somewhere, I’m not quite sure… Hades looking as though HE may be the one with the concussion here as he stumbles to his feet… Hades now trying to search for Enigma, but.. BUT JESUS! LOOK! EXTREME ENIGMA’S FOUND HIS WAY TO THE BALCONY RIGHT OVERHEAD! HE’S GOTTA BE 20 FEET HIGH RIGHT NOW!! HADES DOESN’T EVEN REALIZE IT!! DON’T DO IT! YOU’RE INSANE!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!! EXTREME ENIGMA WITH A FALL FROM GRACE OFF OF THE BALCONY AND ONTO HADES!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS GUY!

Flashback: ENIGMA MAY HAVE JUST KILLED HIMSELF! HE MAY HAVE JUST TAKEN HADES WITH HIM! THEY’RE BOTH DOWN AND SURROUNDED BY THE CHANTING FANS AND CHAIRS!!

(A replay of Extreme Enigma hitting the Fall From Grace off of the balcony is shown)

WWEFan: Look at this! BOTH MEN are moving! They’ve still got life in them! Somehow, someway, these guys are moving! ENIGMA SPRINGS TO HIS FEET! HE’S UP!! I can’t believe this guy! Enigma’s got a look of malicious intent in his eyes as he pulls Hades back to his feet… AND SENDS HIM CRASHING BACK OVER THE BARRICADE WITH AN IRISHWHIP! Hades has to be out COLD! No way can someone come back from that! Enigma climbs over the barricade as Hades is still somehow moving, now on his hands and knees as Enigma helps him up.. And sends him rolling back into the ring! ENIGMA SLIDES IN FOR THE PIN!! HE’S GOT IT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flashback: NO! Hades with a foot on the ropes! HE’S STILL IN THIS! I’m stunned, but he’s still alive here and he’s actually conscious! Enigma signals the end for this one as he now drags Hades slowly back to his feet.. Hades looks like he doesn’t even know where he is… He… ENIGMA PULLS HIM IN!! TWIST OF FATE!!! NO! HADES FORCES HIM OFF AND INTO THE CORNER! ENIGMA RUNS UP THE CORNER AND TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! WHISPER IN THE WIND!! HADES CATCHES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! POWERBOMB INTO THE CORNER AS ENIGMA’S HEAD WHIPLASHES OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! What a move that was as Enigma immediately favors his head and stumbles forward! BIG BOOT TO THE SKULL! Enigma is down as Hades stumbles into the ropes! He may have this match won! Hades now.. Now reaching down and just tearing apart the shirt of Enigma! Hades turns Enigma over as he grabs a hold of that steel chair from earlier… HE SMACKS THE CHAIR ACROSS THE SPINE OF ENIGMA!

WWEFan: ANOTHER SHOT BOUNCES OFF THE BACK OF ENIGMA AS HE ROLLS AND CRINGES IN PAIN! Enigma is at the mercy of his opponent here, but you can see it in his eyes that he does not want to give up as he tries to move! HADES WITH A THIRD SICKENING SHOT TO THE BACK OF ENIGMA WITH THAT CHAIR!! Hades finally drops the chair and rolls Enigma onto his back… THERE’S THE PIN!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!….

Flashback: HE KICKS OUT!! ENIGMA KICKS OUT! He’s not done yet! Enigma is still fighting here despite all the damage he’s taken! Hades immediately goes in for a second cover!

Referee: ONE!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!…….

WWEFan: Enigma with another kick out!! You can see the frustration in the eyes of Hades with everything Enigma does to fight back! He wants to end this more than anything! HADES HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR A THIRD COVER!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!

Flashback: ENIGMA KICKS OUT FOR A THIRD TIME!! Hades can’t believe it, but he seems fed up with trying his luck with the pinning attempts… Hades now… Grabbing a hold of Enigma… PICKING ENIGMA UP!! LAST CALL!!!! HADES CONNECTS WITH THE LAST CALL AS ENIGMA’S BODY SMACKS THE CANVAS WITH GREAT VELOCITY!! HADES DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES AND COVERS!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!

WWEFan: KICK OUT!! EXTREME ENIGMA KICKS OUT MILLISECONDS BEFORE THE THREE AND HADES CANNOT BELIEVE IT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! Extreme Enigma has been beaten like no other in this contest, but he doesn’t want to give up! Hades contemplates what’s left to do… Grabbing a hold of Enigma now… Pulling him up his feet once more… He–HADES HAS HIM UP!! ENIGMA’S GOTTA DO SOMETHING!! BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! THE BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS PERFECTLY AS ENIGMA IS LAID OUT AND HADES DRAPES HIMSELF ACROSS THE CHEST FOR ANOTHER COVER!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“This Is War” by Ozzy Osbourne plays all throughout the arena as a tired Hades The Hellraiser raises himself up to his knees and has his right hand raised by the Referee in victory)

Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL!!….. HADES! THE!! HHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLRRRRRAAAAAIIISSSSEERRRR!!!!….

WWEFan: Well Hades did it, he managed to capture his first win ever at Pain For Pride tonight and he did so by finding a way to successfully defeat one of the greatest wrestling Icons this company has ever produced in that man there, Extreme Enigma. I’d liketo give a big congratulations to Hades on such a major win tonight, but I want to congratulate BOTH of these competitors on the amazing contest they just put on for us and the rest of the World.

Flashback: No don’t about it, Fan, no doubt about it. Amazing contest and amazing endurance and pure unadulterated willpower from both of these fantastic athletes as Hades makes his way up the ramp while E.M.Ts check on Enigma… He could have definitely done more damage to his head and that’s what they’re trying to see as they speak to him… Looks like they’re calling out for a stretcher here as Enigma seems a little out of it after this hard-fought match…

WWEFan: Enigma immediately rolls to the outside! He drops to his knees, but he’s moving by his own power! The fans are giving it up for this man, Extreme Enigma, and rightfully so as a couple workers help him to his feet as he stumbles around, but manages to walk on his own well enough as they follow closely behind…

Crowd: EN-IG-MA! EN-IG-MA! EN-IG-MA!

( Camera pans backstage to Eve standing in a pretty gown holding an EAW microphone and smiling into the camera )

Eve: Ladies and Gentlemen, in just minutes this young man will be one of the three competing in the Young Lions Cup finals match.. give a warm welcome to VENOM!

( Venom walks into the screen chugging a beer with shades over his eyes and he grabs Eve’s hand, kisses it and leaves slobber on it )

( Eve, disgusted wipes her hand on her dress and rolls her eyes )

Eve: Uhm… well… uhh Venom you’ve got uh a pretty big match next. The biggest, I’d say, of your life! Tell the millions of fans at home and the multitudes in the crowd exactly how it’s like walking into the biggest match of your life.

Venom: Anything fer you pretty laydee.. nowww lemme tell ya’ all somethin…

Eve *to herself*: This guy’s completely wasted.

Venom: Whut waz that?? You said you wanna get naked?? GO ON EVE, STRIP FOR ME!

Eve: NO.. No, I’m not doing that.. I didn’t say that. Are you able to do this interview? Can you even compete tonight?

Venom: Whutt’re you talkin about?? Do I LOOK like a lightweight who can’t handle his liquor to you?? Lemme tell ya sumthin Evie sweetie-cakes, I’da have my heart stuck in mah THROAT if this were any other match… but they put me in a match with two bed-wettin scumbags who sleep in pissy blankets and get tucked in by their MOMMYS. One of em’s too pussy to even show their face and the other one cain’t even win a Tournament to save his life! Evie sweetie, these are morons dey got me up against but luckileh I ain’t worried ’bout no damn bed wetters! I’M THE BADDEST! I’M EAW’S BADDEST MAN, ladies and gents! I’m the True Asshole of EAW and I’LL PROVE IT by gettin that there shiny thing they call the “Young Lions Cup”! I’m not only a lion, I’m the predator of all predators! I belong on this stage and I’m gonna make the BEST of it! Now if you’ll excuse me — what was your name again?

Eve: Eve…

Venom: If you’ll excuse me, Suzie, I’ve got a big time match to get to. Buh bye.

( Venom walks away and Eve looks on slightly bewildered )

( Highlights of the Young Lions Cup tournament are shown. The Tyson/Stephon feud, the Deity scandal and Venom tearing through the competition are all shown. )

( Camera pans to the ring, the announcer is standing in the middle ) … ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: This following contest is set for one fall.. and is a tournament finals Triple Threat match for the YYOOOOOOOUNNNGGGGG LIOOOOOOONSSS CUP!

( “Let Nas Down” – J. Cole instrumental plays as a showcase at the side of the stage with an empty table. The lights slightly dim and several workers carry out the Young Lions Cup from the back as golden lights are shone directly on it )

Deadprez: Yes, it’s NEO’s time to shine and it’s this very cup right here that has caused much controversy on NEO.

Mr. DEDEDE: Sixteen young competitors fought, scratched and clawed for this marvel and two out of the three men in the match have earned their spot here at Pain for Pride! But regardless of how I feel about SOME of the competitors, this is certainly going to be a surprising contest as NEO’s young competitors get the chance to captivate this ginormous audience.

( “Victory” – Puff Daddy hits. The Deity walks out with a smug look on his face as he points to the YLC and wdalks down the ramp )

Ring Announcer: Introducing first.. from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania weighing 234 POOOOUNDSSS… THEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEITYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Mr. DEDEDE: Look at this guy..

Deadprez: Despite his cutting corners and his blatant stealing of the Young Lions Cup along with other things, this young man is a very impressive competitor. He can put on a good match and is as good as they get on NEO as far as his in-ring work gets.

Mr. DEDEDE: But his attitude could be a lot better…

( Deity is looking at DEDEDE from the ring wagging his finger. DEDEDE shoots up from his seat, but Deadprez settles him down )

Mr. DEDEDE: I’m NOT playing with this kid, I hope he knows that.

( “Unbreakable” by Cage9 hits as Venom walks out in his vest and shades finishing off his bottle of beer before tossing it to the side. He strolls down the ramp )

Ring Announcer: Next up from Atlanta, Georgia weighing 225 POOOOOOOOOUNDSSS…. he is known as “THE TRUE TERROR OF EAW”.. VENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!

Mr. DEDEDE: And how about this guy, huh? He looks absolutely blasted. Like shit-faced out of his mind. How’s he gonna compete?? This might be the first time I’ve ever seen somebody inebriated in a title match at Pain for Pride!

Deadprez: That sounds about right, but Venom has performed with a scent of alcohol in his breath before if you catch my drift.. who knows if this isn’t one of his good luck charms and this doesn’t actually lead him to the victory?

( “Swing Life Away” – MGK ft Kellin Quinn hits. Tyson Michaels storms out with adrenaline and makes his way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: And from Miami, Florida weighing 231 POOOOOOUNDSSS….. TYSOOOOOOOOOOONN “TIIIIME” MICHAAAAAAAAELLLLSSSSSSSSS!!

Deadprez: Tyson Michaels is a well-liked and well-respected young man despite his attitude! He’s all about hard work and is general no-nonsense but he can get it GOING in the ring and has a thrill factor that captivates every audience he performs in front of!

Mr. DEDEDE: And never before has Tyson Michaels performed in an audience quite like this… the level of energy in this arena is on the fence between ungodly and impossible and these three have a chance to make a major name for themselves! The YLC finals are now! ( Ding! )

Deadprez: The three men in the ring… not one of them are even remotely allys but they have something in common; they are at the top of NEO and are the three top prospects in EAW. And THERE GOES Tyson Michaels headed towards Deity and going for punches, and Deity is returning with body shots as Tyson is cornering Deity now! Tyson is letting off kicks into the stomach and ribs.. backs up and hits a running KNEE into the gut as Deity stumbles away holding his ribs. Venom in the middle of the ring challenges Tyson as Tyson goes RUNNING TOWARDS VENOM WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW-

Mr. DEDEDE: But Venom catches that, and Tyson spins for a ROUNDHOUSE KICK and it connects into Venoms skull! Now from behind Deity runs and DRIVES the shoulder into the back of Tysons leg, clipping the knee and lets off a big kick to the back of Tyson’s skull! Deity with Tyson’s clipped right leg stretches it out and STOMPS several times into the knee, lifts him up and drops him knee first into the canvas! Here comes Venom running towards Deity and he connects the BULLDOG. Venom is right up and pulls Tyson Michaels up.. and tosses him OVER the ropes to the outside!

Deadprez: But Tyson catches himself on the apron, SPRINGS up to the ropes as Venom is barely paying attention AND HITS A DIVING PELE KICK FROM THE ROPES!!! INNOVATION AT IT’S FINEST, I HAVEN’T SEEN THAT BEFORE! Tyson see’s Deity getting up now and Tyson hits a RUNNING DROPKICK into Deity sending him through the ropes to the outside! Deity is getting up quickly holding his arm that he landed on and Tyson backs into the ropes.. RUNS ACROSS THE RING AND LEAPS OVER THE ROPES FOR THE DIVING 450!!! THE “FATE”, DIVING 450 OVER THE ROPES, BUT DEITY DODGES AND TYSON HITS THE GROUND CHEST-FIRST! GOSH that’s brutal, that could be a collapsed lung or knock the wind out of him and DEITY IS STOMPING AWAY AT THE CHEST of Tyson Michaels! Just these direct heavy stomps that leave Michaels coughing!

Mr. DEDEDE: Venom slides out of the ring and has pulled a chair from underneath.. and Venom SMASHES IT into Deity’s arm now!!! Deity flings to the barricade holding his arm in pain and Venom SMASHES IT AGAIN as Deity rolls over the barricade to the other side for protection! Venom looks down at Tyson Michaels now and is GUILLOTINE SPIKING THE CHAIR REPEATEDLY INTO TYSON’S THROAT! ONE spike! TWO spikes! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! GOOD GAWD YOU’RE KILLIN HIM! Venom tosses the chair in the ring and Venom rolls Tyson Michaels in the ring as he’s setting up the chair in a seated position… AND HE’S PULLING TYSON IN GOING FOR THE ‘LAST STAND’, THE EXTREME JUMPING PILEDRIVER AND… AND HE WANTS TO HIT IT INTO THE CHAIR!!! AND THE “LAST STAND” CONNECTS!! THAT CHAIR’S DECIMATED! Venom covers Tyson! OOOOOOOONEEE… TWOOOOOOOOOO…. but The Deity in time drags the referee out of the ring! And the referee is complaining as Deity slides in the ring.

Deadprez: Venom gets back up and Deity is going for a left, but Venom ducks under and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX.. but DEITY FLIPS OUT OF IT in mid air and lands behind Venom, ducks down and hits an UPPERCUT TO THE GROIN from behind!! Deity ducks his head in and lifts Venom up from behind and DROPS HIM WITH THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP! RIGHT into the canvas, and Deity hooks the leg.. OOOOOOONE, TWOO, VENOM kicks out. Deity is headed right towards Tyson Michaels who is recovering from that mean piledriver and he grabs him.. now he goes towards Venom and grabs him and he SMASHES their heads together, turns and CLOTHESLINES Venom to the ground! Tyson is wobbly and Deity runs towards Tyson– but Tyson hits the low dropkick! Deity stumbles and Tyson regroups as Deity gets up and Tyson takes him BACK DOWN with the float-over DDT! Tyson’s got it, and he runs towards the turnbuckle, climbs up it and IMMEDIATELY CONNECTS A MOONSAULT! IT’S HIT, AND THE COVER! OOOOOOONE…. TWOOOOOOOOOO…. DEITY kicks out.

Mr. DEDEDE: Tyson is on his knees and coughing from that attack to his air-ways, Venom certainly did a number on his fatigue as if that crash and burn wasn’t enough. Here comes Venom speaking of the devil who’s wobbly but up and Tyson clearly doesn’t look in the right condition to compete but.. but.. Venom is holding his stomach.

( Venom is shaking his head and exits the ring as Tyson looks on confused. Venom heads towards the barricade and pulls up a trashcan as he leans over and vomits in it letting out an “eeew” from the corwd )

Deadprez: HE’S.. HE’S HURLING!

Mr. DEDEDE: Ahh the ULTIMATE hangover cure! Nothing like a good barf to let the stank out! Venom’s letting alll that bad stuff out of his system and maybe his head’ll stop spinning otherwise! Thank goodness he got that into the bucket, though. The man really knows his own body..

( Venom re-enters the ring after a moment; Deity attacks Tyson from behind )

Deadprez: Well Tyson was distracted by that fiasco and Deity is taking advantage as he’s so good at; you can tell he’s the opportunistic type as he’s got Tyson on the ground and is delivering quick fists at his skull! Deity pulls Tyson up to his shoulders and he hits a ROLLING FIREMANS CARRY SLAM! STEAMROLLER into the canvas and Tyson is planted.. but Venom meets Deity with a kick to the gut after, and tosses Deity SHOULDER FIRST into the ringpost! Venom has gotten Deity momentarily out of the way as he slides over Tyson for the cover! OOOOOONEEE, TWOOOOOOOOOO, THRR TYSON kicks right out! Tyson getting back up and Venom delivers a sit-out JAW BUSTER as Tyson falls to a leaned back position on the ropes.. and Venom runs for the clothesline!! — But Tyson hangs onto the ropes and uses his FEET TO SEND VENOM OVER TO THE OUTSIDE WITH THE LEAP-FROG! Deity is back up and Tyson heads towards Deity and pulls him up to his shoulders for the TIIMMMMEEEE ISSSSS LIIIIIIFEEEEE! GO TO SLEEP CONNECTED! KNEE TO THE JAW! AND TYSON COLLAPSES OVER DEITY! HE MAY HAVE IT! OOOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! … THE DEITY KICKS OUT!

Mr. DEDEDE: WOW! I can’t stand that kid but I’m EXTREMELY impressed by that feat of kicking out of Tyson’s best move! Tyson sits up shocked over that fact, and you can tell he’s had his endurance and durability cut in half because of that damage to his lungs from earlier! But now look, Venom is sliding into the ring and he’s in with a step-ladder and a burlap bag in his hands! He drops the bag, holds the ladder AND HE SPIKES IT into the gut of Tyson Michaels as Tyson goes to one knee and he SMASHES it over Tysons skull! Venom pulls Tyson back up now and he’s hooking him for a vertical suplex… and Venom see’s Deity attempting to rise as he pulls Tyson up and DROPS HIM with the reverse suplex gut-first into the ring ropes! And Venom grabs Deity and does the SAME dropping him right next to Michaels! Venom now hits a KICK TO THE FACE of the rope-hung Tyson Michaels as Tyson stumbles to the apron just BARELY holding on. And now he attempts to hook around Deity’s head for the rope-hung DDT…. but Deity escapes from the ropes and SNATCHES THE ARM OF VENOM AND APPLIES THE FUJIWARA ARMLOCK IN THE RING!!! IT’S APPLIED, AND VENOM IS STRUGGLING AND IS SO DRUNK HE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO TELL UP FROM DOWN!

Deadprez: But look at Tyson Michaels! He’s climbing up the turnbuckle!! Deity can SEE this but he’s keeping the lock locked in and is YANKING EVEN HARDER AT VENOMS ARM! VENOM IS AN IMPULSE AWAY FROM TAPPING OUT!! But Tyson is getting too high for Deity’s comfort and he releases the hold and gets up to run towards Tyson’s corner — but Tyson HOPS over him from the top and turns around to SNATCH THE ANKLES AND GO FOR THE BROKEN CLOCK! BOSTON CRAB ATTEMPT – but Deity PUSHES Tyson away with his legs, and both men charge back at eachother and connect a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE. Both competitors are knocked to the ground! Venom is holding his arm trying to shake off the pain.. he’s barely back up but he see’s the opening as he pulls Deity up and WANTS THE PARALYZER!!!! GOING FOR THE STUNNER THAT’LL END IT ALL – NO! DEITY HOOKS THE ARMS FROM BEHIND AND LIFTS VENOM UPSIDE DOWN FOR THE VERTEBREAKER! THE “TICKET TO HELL” ABOUT TO BE EXECUTED ANDDD HE DROPS IT!!! DEITY CONNECTS IT! VENOM ROLLS TO THE APRON IN PAIN!

Mr. DEDEDE: Venom is OUT! But Tyson Michaels grabs a hold of Deity’s legs right after it connects and HE WANTS THE BROKEN CLOCK SUBMISSION ANDDD HE’S GOT IT! IT’S LOCKED IN! BOSTON CRAB CINCHED, But Deity is VERY close to the ropes and the struggle is for Tyson Michaels to pull him away!!! He’s trying to get Deity as far away from the ropes as possible and Deity really can’t take much more of this! He’s pulling at his hair and he’s so close! … this is gonna take every bit of man-hood that Deity claims to have and I can’t see it continuing! Can Deity pull on??? Can Deity in front of this MEGA CROWD prove his worth?

( Venom is digging in his jacket left on the apron and pulls out a bottle of beer. He slightly breaks it, and Tyson Michaels notices )

Mr. DEDEDE: Venom seems to be fiddling with a bottle of beer and Deity IMMEDIATELY LUNGES FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE! Tyson Michaels releases now and heads towards Venom… and VENOM SPIKES THE BROKEN BEER BOTTLE INTO TYSON’S STOMACH! AND VENOM SMASHES THE BOTTLE OVER TYSON’S SKULL! The Deity is barely getting up, and Venom is on his hands and knees dizzy, drunk and barely responding as Tyson Michaels has been taken down by that bottle of beer!!!

Deadprez: And here comes Deity dragging himself up to his feet and approaching Venom.. BUT INSTANTLY VENOM HITS THE PARALYZER ON DEITY!!! SUPERKICK SQUARE INTO THE JAW, AND VENOM HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!! IS THIS IT?! OOOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEE! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( “Unbreakable” – Cage9 hits, Venom rolls out of the ring screaming in celebration as the ref raises his arm )

Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNEEER… and your NEW YOUNG LIONS CUP CARRIER… VEEEENOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!

Mr. DEDEDE: VENOM DID IT! Ill be damned, VENOM GOT THE VICTORY!

Deadprez: It was an impressive performance from Deity and an AMAZING showcase from Tyson Michaels! I personally thought Tyson had it from the beginning but Venom proved a TON of people wrong with this one tonight!

( Venom is stumbling up the ramp as he’s helped along the way. Replays are aired from the match )

Mr. DEDEDE: Well the man was drunk out of his mind and was probably not aware of depth perception… who knows, he could have even been blacked out but he’s won the Young Lions Championship in a match that no one, besides Venom, will forget!

( Venom reaches the showcase at the stage and is handed the Young Lions Cup. Max A. Million is standing there with a microphone as his music dies down )

Max: Venom, you were IMPRESSIVE out there and now you’re walking away with the Young Lions Cup.. what are your thoughts??

Venom: Being the young lion is exquisite and my intentions further lie on obtaining substantial success and expanding my accolades far beyond estimated surface area.

Max: What?

Deadprez: What??

Mr. DEDEDE: WHAT???

Crowd: WHAT?

Venom: Ah hell.. OH I JUST CAN’T WAIT TO BE KING!

( Venom’s music hits as he celebrates with the cup )

Mr. DEDEDE: I think I’m done for the night, Prez.

( Camera fades backstage to The Heart Break Boy making the final preparations for his match, the door to his locker room enters and in steps Alexander Da Vinci )

HBB: Hey man what’s up?

ADV: Listen… I don’t trust POP. His whole speech last week, the way he’s been acting since last weekend, it’s all too eerie for me, he’s way too cocky and confident, even for him… I think he’s going to try something tonight.

HBB: Try something?

ADV: Yeah, I’ve got a bad feeling he’s got something up his sleeve, I could be wrong… maybe he’s not going to try anything, maybe he really has gone off the deep end and what he said last week he really does think is true. It’s just all fishy to me.

HBB: Well, to be quite honest ADV… *HBB puts his hand on his shoulder*… you and I both know that POP isn’t smart enough to pull anything off. I’m not worried.

ADV: But… just in case, I think it’s better if I come out with you, I still don’t fully trust him… POP took the Answers World Championship away from me at Pain For Pride last year, I partially kind of agree what he said last week. He turns it up at this event… and I—

HBB: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING TO? I AM Mr. Pain For Pride. I stole the show WAY before POP even came along. I’ve retained World Championships, I’ve retired legends… there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that I can’t do tonight. I’m immortal at Pain For Pride, I can’t be stopped. Thanks but no thanks, HBB… I don’t need you.

ADV: All I’m saying is POP gets creative at Pain For Pride… he does things and thinks of things that no one else can, who knows what he’s doing… for all we know he could be setting you up for an ambush… or—

HBB: Look at me… I said no. I’ll be fine, I don’t need your help or anyone’s to beat POP. And there’s no one or nothing that he can throw at me that will be able to save him.

( HBB brushes past Alexander Da Vinci as he heads out of the locker room )

( Camera fades into the ring )

Ring Announcer: The following… IS A LAST MAN STANDING MATCH!!

( http://youtu.be/VXWM2Pi_u6g plays as The Prince of Phenomenal makes his way to the ring wearing an all-white robe with a golden tassel )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Miami Beach, Florida… weighing in at 230 pounds… THEEEEEE PRINCEEEEEEEE OFFFF PHEEEENOMMMENNNALLLLL!!

Stew: A match that we’ve waited to see for a long time now, Chico! This all really started back well… about a year ago now with the formation of Project E.G.O. There always seemed to be a riff between these two men and it became obvious earlier this year. The climax of it all happened the Dynasty after Reckless Wiring, HBB came out to well… announce his retirement from Extreme Answers Wrestling but it was interrupted by POP who then beat HBB into ‘retirement’.

HYC: But we saw the return of the Golden Boy last month at Defiance, claiming that he couldn’t fully retire until he got his revenge on POP! Last week on Dynasty, POP showed a completely different demeanor than the weeks prior, claiming that he isn’t afraid to face the Heart Break Boy because well… he isn’t, he’s just a shell of his former self.

( Four rows of lights begin to turn gold and focus on the stage as the rest of the arena goes dark )

( A faint drum beat can be heard as the green and silver set begins to turn all gold )

( A golden spotlight appears in the middle of the stage and dances around a bit before focusing in on the center )

( Two panels open up as ‘Sexy Boy’ by Shawn Michaels begins to play and The Heart Break Boy emerges from the bottom of the stage )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 220 pounds… THEEEE HEARTTTT BREAKKKKK BOYYYYY!!

Stew: And always a grand entrance for The Heart Break Boy at Pain for Pride but tonight he has a different look on him! He stares into the eyes of the man who just three months ago tried to put a permanent end to his career… the man who called The Heart Break Boy a NOTHING!

HYC: A former EAW Champion, a former World Heavyweight Champion, a Hall of Famer… he’s attained almost every single accolade one could and POP tried to take it all away in one foul swoop! HBB comes here tonight at Pain for Pride with a purpose, not just to win the match but make POP suffer at the same time!

Stew: Well Chico, with the Last Man Standing stipulation… I guarantee you that BOTH of these men will suffer tonight!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: And here we go! POP and HBB come out of the corners, a big fight feel to this match! POP CLENCHES HIS FIST AND THROWS THE FIRST SHOT IN THE DIRECTION OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!! HE CATCHES HIS JAW AND HBB IS FORCED TO TAKE A STEP BACK!! HE REGAINS HIMSELF AND RAISES HIS FISTS AS POP BEGINS TO DANCE AROUND THE RING… STAYING ON THE DEFENSIVE!! HBB fires with a shot and POP ducks under it, he squirms through the middle rope onto the outside! HBB BACKS INTO THE ROPES… HE CHARGES AND LEAPS OVER THE ROPES LOOKING FOR A SUICIDE DIVE!!… BUT GOOD LORD!! POP WITH A DROPKICK TO THE STOMACH OF HBB, KNOCKING HIM OUT OF THE AIR!!

HYC: HBB rolls around on the outside but gets to his feet, holding his stomach to avoid the count! POP gets him with a right hand and rolls him into the ring! POP follows as HBB makes it to his feet… POP CHARGES!! BUT HBB WITH A REVERSE ATOMIC DROP FOLLOWED BY A FOREARM THAT KNOCKS POP OFF HIS FEET!! POP gets to his feet… and right into another Reverse Atomic Drop! POP stays on his feet and backpedals into the corner… HBB COMES CHARGING AND LANDS A CLOTHESLINE!! POP comes stumbling out of the corner…

Stew: HBB swings with a right hand… DUCKED BY POP WHO NOW LEAPS INTO THE AIR, AND CATCHES HBB WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! HBB STUNNED!! HE COLLAPSES TO HIS KNEES, WITH HIS FACE FACING TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE… POP TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK… HE COMES CHARGING… AND HE RAMS HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! HBB’S SKULL SMASHING OFF OF THAT BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE!! HE SLUMPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND THE REFEREE BEGINS THE COUNT!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… FOURRRR!!… HBB UP!!

HYC: POP GOES RIGHT BACK ON THE ATTACK, FIRING AWAY AT THE SKULL OF THE GOLDEN BOY BUT POP GETS PUSHED AWAY!! HBB shakes his head as he finally manages himself out of the corner… POP goes to attack him again but HBB WITH A FLAPJACK!! POP HUNG UP ON THE TOP ROPE… HE TURNS AROUND… GOLDPRINT!! NO POP AGAIN SLIDES OUT OF THE RING!!… HBB HOWEVER QUICKLY ADAPTS AND LANDS A BASEBALL SLIDE!! PUSHING POP BACK INTO THE BARRICADE!! HBB TO HIS FEET RUNS OFF THE ROPES… THROUGH THE ROPES HE GOES… AND THIS TIME THE SUICIDE DIVE IS SUCCESSFUL AS HE TAKES OUT POP!! HBB TO HIS FEET, FULL OF ADRENALINE HERE!! POP DOWN… THE REFEREE COUNTS!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… FOURRR!!… FIVEEEE!!… AND HE’S UP!!

Stew: HBB TRIES TO GO AFTER POP… BUT POP HOPS THE BARRICADE AND RUNS OVER TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!!… HBB FOLLOWS POP ON THE RING SIDE OF THE FLOOR… HE CATCHES UP TO POP… BUT POP THROWS A CHAIR IN THE DIRECTION OF HBB… KNOCKING HIM OFF HIS FEET!! POP NOW GRIPS THE STEEL CHAIR IN HAND… HBB TO HIS FEET, POP RAISES THAT CHAIR UP… HBB TRIES TO DUCK BUT GREAT INSTINCT BY POP AS HE DRIVES IT DOWN OVER THE BACK OF HBB!! HBB CRAWLING OVER TO THE RING APRON, TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP… POP LIFTS THE CHAIR OVER AGAIN!!… BUT HBB ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND POP CONNECTS WITH THE EDGE OF THE RING!!

HYC: POP turns around.. HE GETS LIFTED INTO THE AIR BY HBB AND DRIVEN INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING!! HBB GOES DOWN AND PICKS HIM UP… AND AGAIN DRIVING HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE SIDE OF THAT RING!! POP GRABS HIS BACK AS HE FOR A THIRD STRAIGHT TIME GETS DRIVEN INTO THE RING!! POP moves away from the ring, struggling to remain on his feet AND HE NEEDS TO! HBB connects with a right hand and rolls POP into the ring, HBB takes the steel chair and enters as well… he backs into the corner as POP makes it to his feet!!… HBB RUSHES… LOOKING FOR THAT CHAIR SHOT… BUT POP’S BACK GAVE OUT!! POPS BACK GAVE OUT AND BROUGHT HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES!!

Stew: The chair goes flying over the ropes, hitting the floor on the outside! POP now to his feet… HE QUICKLY GRABS HBB… AND HE HITS A BACK SUPLEX!! POP TO HIS FEET, AGAIN GRABBING HIS BACK, THE PAIN MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO CAPITALIZE ON HBB!! POP leans himself up against the turnbuckle as HBB uses the ropes to pull himself up… POP makes his way over to HBB and kicks him in the stomach… he now does it a second time… POP just trying to buy a little time here to get his back feeling better. POP goes for a third toe-kick to the gut… BLOCKED BY HBB WHO SPINS POP AROUND… THE GOLDPRINT!! NO!! POP GRABS THE FOOT OF HBB… HE TRIES TO TURN HBB OVER FOR AN ANKLE LOCK… BUT HBB SWINS HIS OTHER FOOT AROUND AND CATCHES POP IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! POP STUMBLES BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE… HBB EXPLODES AT POP… FOREARM SMASH AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!! HE PULLS POP INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING… AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES!!

HYC: POP COMES REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES… AND HBB MEETS HIM WITH A KICK TO THE GUT… FRONT FACELOCK APPLIED… POP GETS LIFTED UP, AND DROPPED RIGHT ON HIS SPINE WITH A SUPLEX!! POP winces as he once again rolls over to his stomach, trying to stay off the spine as much as possible, he gets to his feet… and turns around!! HBB WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING POP OVER THE ROPE!! HBB FOLLOWS AND FINDS THE STEEL CHAIR!! HE GRIPS IT… AND BRINGS IT DOWN ACROSS THE SPINE OF POP!! AND NOW A SECOND TIME AS POP COLLAPSES!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… FOURRR!!… FIVEEE!!… SIXXX!!… POP TO HIS KNEES!!… HBB RAISES THE CHAIR UP AGAIN!!

Stew: BUT POP TRIPS HBB UP!! POP TRIPS HIM UP AND APPLIES THE ANKLE LOCK!! POP STILL DOWN BUT HE HAS THE ANKLE LOCK APPLIED, AND THERE’S NOTHING HBB CAN DO HERE!! HE HAS TWO OPTIONS!! EITHER TRY TO ESCAPE OR WEATHER THROUGH THE PAIN!! WHEN HE WAS TRIPPED UP, HBB DROPPED THE CHAIR AND NOW HE FINDS IT JUST OUT OF REACH!! HE EXTENDS HIS ARM, ONLY A FEW INCHES AWAY, IF HE CAN SOMEHOW MANAGE TO CRAWL AND GRAB THE CHAIR BUT POP HAS AN AIR TIGHT HOLD ON THIS ANKLE LOCK HERE!! HE REARS BACK… BUT POP MANAGES TO FREE HIMSELF BY PUSHING OFF POP WITH HIS GOOD FOOT AND HE GRABS THE CHAIR!!

HYC: HBB HOBBLES TO HIS FEET, AND THAT WAS A BRILLIANT MOVE BY POP!! HE APPLIED THE ANKLE LOCK TO THE LEG THAT HBB USES TO HIT THE GOLDPRINT!! HE HAS THE STEEL CHAIR IN HAND… POP LOOKS UNDER THR RING QUICKLY AND PULLS OUT A TRASH CAN!! HBB RAISES THE CHAIR… BUT POP TAKES THE LID OF THE CAN AND LIKE A FRISBEE TOSSES IT AT THE RIBS OF HBB!! POP NOW TAKING THE TRASCAN AND CLOCKING OVER THE HEAD OF HBB WHO SLUMPS TO THE FLOOR!! POP THROWS THE DENTED TRASCAN TO THE SIDE AS THE REFEREE BEGINS THE COUNT!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… FOURRR!!… FIVEEE!!… SIXXX!!… SEVEN!!… AND HBB’S UP!!

Stew: POP picks the trash can up again as HBB grabs onto the ring apron to keep his balance… POP charges… BUT HBB WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! HBB THROWS POP RIGHT OVER HIM AND GOOD LORD!! POP HITS THE EDGE OF THE RING, RIGHT TO THE SPINE… THE ALREADY DAMAGED SPINE!! BUT AMAZINGLY HE DOESN’T GO DOWN!! HE QUICKLY GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE WITH HIS RIGHT HAND, FORCING HIMSELF TO STAY UP AS HE MANAGES HIS WAY TO A SEATED POSITION ON THE APRON!! HBB walks up to him and connects with a right! HBB loads up again… and another right hand! POP taking it straight to the jaw as HBB rolls him back into the ring!

HYC: HBB pulls up the apron, he searches under before pulling it back down, seemingly angry! He walks over to the steel steps and takes the top steps off and throws them into the ring! POP on his knees hears the thud in the ring and quickly huddles back into the corner as HBB gets into the ring and lifts the steps up! HBB COMES CHARGING FULL-SPEED AT POP!!… BUT NO!! POP ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND THE STEPS GET WEDGED IN-BETWEEN THE TURNBUCKLES!! HBB TURNS AROUND… AND HE’S MET WITH AN ENZIGURI!! AN ENZIGURI RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! HBB DAZED HERE AS POP GRABS HIM BY THE ARM… AND WHIPS HIM HARD RIGHT INTO THE STEPS WEDGED IN THE CORNER!! HBB DROPS TO HIS KNEES AS POP QUICKLY UNWEDGES THE STEPS AND HOLDS THEM AS HE ATTEMPTS TO CLIMB TO THE TOP ROPE!!

Stew: POP LEAPS OFF… AND GOOD GOD!! HE DRIVES THOSE STEPS RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!! THOSE STEEL STEPS PLANTED AGAINST THE SPINE, FROM THE TOP ROPE NO LESS!! HBB IS DOWN, PERHAPS OUT AS POP RESTS HIMSELF AGAINST THE ROPES AND THE REFEREE BEGINS THE COUNT!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… FOURRR!!… HBB STARTING TO SHOW A BIT OF LIFE HERE!!… FIVEEEE!!… SIXXXX!!… TO HIS KNEES, POP TELLING HIM TO STAY DOWN!!… SEVEEENNNN!!… EIGHTTT!!… AND HE’S UP!! HBB IS UP AT EIGHT!!

HYC: POP moves towards HBB… AND HE’S TAKEN OUT!! DROP TOE HOLD BY HBB HERE WHO NOW TURNS POP OVER… TRYING TO LOCK IN THE FIGURE FOUR!! ALL HBB HAS TO DO NOW IS SPIN AND DROP TO THE FLOOR TO APPLY IT!! POP HOWEVER IS FIGHTING, TRYING TO PRY HBB AWAY!!… BUT IT’S NO USE!! HBB SPINS AROUND AND DROPS TO THE CANVAS, THE FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK HAS BEEN APPLIED!! IT’S LOCKED IN!! POP SCREAMING!! TRYING TO REACH THE ROPES BUT THAT WILL DO HIM NO GOOD AND I THINK NOW HE REALIZES IT!! HE TRIES TO TURN OVER ONTO HIS BACK TO REVERSE THE HOLD BUT NO!! HBB WON’T HAVE IT!! HE’S ADDING MORE PRESSURE TO THE LEGS, I’M SURPRISED HBB CAN APPLY THIS MUCH PRESSURE AFTER BEING PUT IN THAT ANKLE LOCK!!

Stew: POP AGAIN TRIES TO REVERSE IT… BUT TO NO AVAIL!! HE CAN’T TURN ONTO HIS STOMACH!! POP DIGS HIS HANDS INTO THE CANVAS AND BEGINS PULLING HIMSELF TOWARDS THE ROPES!! I’M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT POP’S TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH HERE!! HE’S CRAWLING TO THE ROPES, DRAGGING HBB ALONG WITH HIM!! WAIT A MINUTE!! POP GOES UNDER THE ROPES!! TO THE EDGE OF THE APRON, HE NOW PUTS HIS HANDS OUT AND PLACES THEM ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR… THE PRESSURE IS NOW ON HBB, THE EDGE OF THE RING DIGGING INTO THE BACK OF HIS KNEES HERE ANDHE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BREAK THE HOLD!!

HYC: POP climbs back onto the apron… BUT HBB WITH THE GOLDPRINT!! THE SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!! POP FLIES OFF THE APRON, LANDS HARD ON THE BOTTOM THE RAMP!! WOW!! HBB DROPS IN THE RING BUT MAKES IT BACK UP!! THE REFEREE BEGINS TO COUNT POP!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… POP STILL DOWN!!… FOURRR!!… STARTING TO STIR!!… FIVEEE!!… SIXXX!!… POP CRAWLS OVER TO THE BARRICADE AND STARTS TO PULL HIMSELF UP, WILL HE MAKE IT IN TIME?! SEVENNN!!… IT’S HIS LEGS!! I DON’T KNOW IF HE CAN DO IT WITH THE CONDITION OF HIS LEGS!!.. EIGHTTT!!… NINEEE!!… AND HE’S UP!! RIGHT BEFORE THE TEN COUNT POP MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET!!

Stew: HBB slides out of the ring… CHARGING AT POP AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! HBB GLANCING OVER AT THE TURNBUCKLE HERE NOW!! POP TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP ALREADY, HBB NEEDS TO THINK FAST!! HE HEADS TO THE RING, ONTO THE APRON AND NOW CLIMBING UP!! WITH HIS BACK TURNED TOWARDS POP HE LEAPS OFF!!… A MOONSAULT!!… BUT NO!! SWATTED AWAY!! POP SWATS HBB AWAY AND HE HITS HARD ON THE FLOOR!! OH MY GOD!! HIGH RISK, BUT DEFINITELY NO REWARD THERE FOR THE HEART BREAK BOY AS HE CRASHES AND BURNS AND NOW POP LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE!!

HYC: POP QUICKLY LIFTING UP THE PROTECTIVE PADDING, EXPOSING THE HARD CEMENT FLOOR!! POP GRABS HBB AND ROLLS HIM ONTO THE APRON!! POP NOW CLIMBING UP AS WELL!! HE PULLS HBB TO HIS FEET… HE GRABS HIM AND LIFTS HIM UP… AND OH MY GOD!! THE CROWN OF THORNS!!!! THE CROWN OF THORNS FROM THE APRON, ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE UNFORGIVING CEMENT!! THAT SPINNING POWERBOMB, A THREE FOOT DROP ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE CEMENT!! POP IS UP…. HBB DOWN!! HERE’S THE COUNT!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… HBB ROLLS ONTO HIS STOMACH AND BEGINS TO PUSH UP!!… FOURRR!!… FIVEEE!!… SIXXX!!… SEVENNN!!… HBB STRUGGLING!!… EIGHTTT!!… NINEEEE!!… AND HE’S UP!!

Stew: POP LET’S OUT A SIGH… WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE IN ORDER TO KEEP HBB DOWN!??! HBB TURNS AROUND… POP THROWS THE CHAIR AT HIM… HBB CATCHES IT… BUT A SUPERKICK!! POP WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF HBB, THE CHAIR SMASHES INTO HIS SKULL, HBB HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN BUT HE’S NOT DOWN!! HBB REGAINS HIMSELF… BUT ANOTHER SUPERKICK!! A SECOND GOLDPRINT FROM POP!! HBB IS DOWN!! HAS POP JUST SEALED THE DEAL!? WILL POP DEFEAT ANOTHER LEGEND AT PAIN FOR PRIDE?! POP ON HIS FEET, HBB DOWN, HERE WE GO!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… FOURRR!!… FIVEEE!!… SIXXX!!… SEVENNNN!!… EIGHTTT!!… HBB YET TO MOVE A MUSCLE!!… NINEEEE!!… TEE—KIP UP!! HBB KIPS UP!!

HYC: POP’S IN SHOCK!! HBB HAS KIPPED UP!! POP DROPS TO HIS KNEES AS HBB SLUMPS HIMSELF INTO THE BARRICADE TO STAY ON HIS FEET!!… IT SEEMS AS IF WE’RE AT A DEAD STALEMATE HERE!! BOTH MEN SPENT!! HBB LOSING BLOOD AND FAST!! HBB LANDS A RIGHT HAND ON POP AND NOW ENTERS THE RING, HE LIFTS UP THOSE STEEL STEPS, HOW HE’S ABLE TO I HAVE NO IDEA!! HE’S TAKEN SO MUCH PUNISHMENT IN THIS MATCH, I’M AMAZED HE CAN EVEN LIFT UP THE STEEL STEPS!! HE THROWS THEM OUT OF THE RING BEFORE SLIDING OUT HIMSELF… HE PICKS THEM UP… AND SMASH!! RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF POP THEY GO!! POP GOES DOWN AS HBB DROPS THE STEPS!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… POP LIFTS HIS HEAD UP, BLOOD BEGINNING TO TRICKLE DOWN!!… THREEE!!… FOURRR!!… FIVEEE!!… SIXXX!!… POP GETTING UP… HBB GOES TO GRAB HIM… AND A KNEE RIGHT TO THE GROIN!! A KNEE RIGHT TO THE GROIN THAT STUNS HBB!!

Stew: POP NOW REACHING UNDER THE RING… AND HE PULLS OUT A LADDER!! MY GOD THAT HAS TO AT LEAST BE FIFTEEN FEET!! HE BRINGS IT OUT AND SETS IT UP!! I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT POP’S THINKING HERE AS HE BEGINS TO CLIMB!! HBB IS ON ONE KNEE HERE, TRYING TO GET THE WIND BACK IN HIM… AND POP’S HALFWAY UP THE LADDER AT THIS POINT!! AND OH MAN!! POP MAKES IT TO THE TOP!! HBB COLLAPSES OUT OF PURE EXHAUSTION!!… POP SETS HIMSELF ON THE LADDER… BUT WAIT… WHO THE… ALEXANDER DA VINCI!! HBB TOLD HIM NOT TO COME OUT HERE!! ALEXANDER DA VINCI RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP, UP TO THE LADDER!! TRYING TO SHAKE POP OFF!! SHADES OF THE LADDER MATCH THESE TWO HAD LAST MONTH AT DEFIANCE!! ADV BEGINS CLIMBING!! POP TRYING TO SHAKE HIM AWAY!! ADV GRABS ONTO POP’S TIGHTS!! TRYING TO PULL HIM DOWN!!… BUT POP PUSHES OFF ADV’S HEAD WITH HIS BOOT!! ADV PLUMMETS ABOUT TEN FEET DOWN!!

HYC: POP SETS HIMSELF AGAIN… ALL THE WAY AT THE TOP… HE LEAPS OFF… COVER2COVER… BUT HBB KIPS UP AGAIN!!… THE GOLDPRINT!! THE GOLDPRINT CONNECTS!! MY GOD!! POP LEAPED OFF THE TOP OF THAT LADDER AND TOOK THAT SUPERKICK FULLY TO THE JAW!! HBB COLLAPSES HERE AND THE REFEREE BEGINS THE COUNT ON BOTH MEN!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… NO SIGN OF LIFE FROM EITHER MAN!!… FOURRR!!…. FIVEEE!!… HBB RAISES HIS ARM, STARTING TO STIR!!… SIXXX!!… SEVENNN!!… HE CRAWLS TO THE LADDER, TRYING TO PUSH HIMSELF TO GET TO HIS FEET!!… EIGHTTT!!…. HBB SHAKING, JUST TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF TO HIS FEET!!… NINEEE!!… HBB’S UP!! POP STILL DOWN!!… TENNNN!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Sexy Boy’ hits as HBB collapses back down to the floor, Alexander Da Vinci begins to help him up as the referee raises his hand )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… THEEEE HEEARRTTTT BREEAKKK BOOOYYY!!

Stew: AND HBB HAS GOTTEN HIS REVENGE!! HBB wins a GRUELING Last Man Standing Match… This is HBB’s FOURTH STRAIGHT victory at Pain For Pride, only extending his superb legacy even further!

HYC: That’s right, Stew… but you mention The Heart Break Boy’s legacy Stew… he said he wouldn’t retire until POP got what was coming to him, and now that he has, the question is… where does HBB go from here?

( HBB is shown walking to the back on his own as a referee and Alexander Da Vinci stay close on his side )

( Camera is backstage in a busy hallway where EAW extremists, NEO rookies, Vixens, personnel and the media are all interacting with fans )

( Suddenly the room gets silent )

( Scott Diamond enters the scene surrounded by a fully-armed riot squad. Some are talking in whispers and Scott is seemingly annoyed )

Scott Diamond *raising his voice to the room*: WHAT? You can keep having your fun! It’s not like you’re gonna have a chance to enjoy this ever again… go on! Say goodnight to the bad guy! .. Let’s carry on.

( Scott continues walking down the hallway, but stops again )

Scott: IS SOMEONE GOING TO INTERVIEW ME??? WHAT, JUST BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE A DAY LEFT OF YOUR JOB DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD SLACK! C’MON! Hey! YOU!

( Scott points to Clyde as he’s conversating with several models. Clyde looks stupefied )

Scott: Yeah, hot-shot! Bring your 95 pound ass over here with that microphone, buddy. It’s time to interview the main event! … ( The room of people carry on their conversations )

( Clyde comes over and is let in through the riot squad. One of the officers pull out a hand-held device and scan Clyde’s body with it )

Scott: Oh, no, he’s clean. He knows damn well I would have killed him. Now go on, start your interview.

Clyde: Uh-eh-I-eh-I-eh… eh.. I… eh… S.. *gulp*

Scott: What’s the matter?? Too much noise? No problem – *scott snatches the microphone* EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

( The room grows silent again )

Scott: Continue. *Scott shoves the mic into Clydes chest as he takes it.

Clyde: Uh.. well Mister Diamond.. sir…. Fuhrer… T- Tomorrow night you got one heluva match and I just wanted to know how it’ll be like being in the main event against a man like Dark Demon.

Scott: What a generic question. Ask a better one, NOW!

Clyde: B… but that’s all I got!

Scott: Well I want you to know one thing. It doesn’t matter, okay? It doesn’t matter how much EAW tries to cover me up and to shun me because everything I’ve ever worked for results in tomorrow when I DESTROY everything others have worked for. This pile of bodies that’s been dressed up and called a “company” is going to get smitten by the ultimate form of karma.. and I also want you to know that Dark Demon is in no form a “threat” to me. I’m not threatened.. I don’t walk around with my security because I’m scared… I fear no man. But I also know better than to let EAW screw me and there’s NO WAY ANYBODY WILL EVER SCREW ME THE WAY THIS COMPANY’S SCREWED ME AGAIN! Dark Demon isn’t a man.. he’s a sheep in wolves clothing. A FRAUD. Right, Clyde?? Dark Demon is a FRAUD!

Clyde: R… right.

Scott: SAY IT! DARK DEMON IS A FRAUD!

Clyde: DARK DEMON IS A FRAUD!

Scott: I HATE DARK DEMON!

Clyde: I HATE DARK DEMON!

Scott: SCOTT DIAMOND IS NUMBER ONE!

Clyde: SCOTT DIAMOND IS NUMBER ONE! I HATE DARK DEMON! DARK DEMON IS A FRAUD! I don’t even know why I work for this guy! He’s the worst! He’s the worst Chairman ever and I hope he loses sooo bad tomorrow! Woo lawdy I can’t believe I ever took a paycheck from that fgt! I bet he hasn’t given a woman an orgasm ever in his life!

( Clyde is caught up and isn’t paying attention and Scott walks away with the riot squad following him. Clyde continues ranting )

Clyde: I mean seriously who is he to cut my paychecks when I been runnin the show WAY before he’s been around! Dark Demon aint no pimp! I’m the PIMP! Scott I hope you woop that ass! Right Scott??? Scott????

( Clyde looks around and Scott is long gone. ) .. ( Demon is seen standing behind him as Clyde’s expression changes and he turns around )

Dark Demon: (NO) You’re fired.

( Demon walks away )

( Clyde moans and passes out )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is the 24/7 OVER THE TOP 10 MAN BATTLE ROYAL!!!… The winner of the match will receive a championship opportunity that they can use at any time for any championship in EAW!!

( ‘Hurricane’ by Theory of a Deadman hits as Andrew Cole makes his way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: Announcing the participants, first from New York… weighing in at 222 pounds… ANDDDREEEWWWW COLLEEEEEE!!

Stew: Folks just to clarify something, the holder of the 24/7 Contract does have the opportunity to face any champion at any time… but the contract is under 24/7 rules meaning you could lose it at any time!

( ‘Thought I Was’ by Middle Class Rut hits as Shane Harper makes his way to the ring wearing an all-black denim jacket )

Ring Announcer: From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania… weighing in at 202 pounds… SHANEEEEEEE HARRRRPPERRRRRR!!

HYC: Very true, we’ve seen the contract over the past two years change hands a few times!

( ‘Coloris’ by She hits as Logan Dante sprints to the ring )

Ring Announcer: From Rio De Janeiro… weighing in at 183 pounds… LOGGAAAAANNNN DANNNTTTEEEEEE!!

Stew: There has been two previous 24/7 Battle Royals, the first was on by Erik Yung, the second by Hurricane Hawk!

( ‘Release the Panic’ by Red hits as Zeke Nero makes his way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: From Choctaw, Mississippi… weighing in at 220 pounds… ZEEEEEKEEEEE NEEERRRRROOOOO!!

HYC: Both of those men lost their contracts, both actually to Scott Diamond! However they both regained them back, Erik Yung cashed in successfully on Scott for the Interwire Championship… Hawk unsuccessfully cashed in on POP for the Answers World Championship!

( ‘Sorry You’re Not A Winner’ by Enter Shikari hits as Chris Elite makes his way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: From Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 199 pounds… CHRRRISSSSS ELLITTTTEEEE!!

Stew: Well… out next is Chris Elite from Showdown! Chris has had a rough career in EAW, he has potential but he’s never fully lived up to it, however will tonight be the night that he finally reaches it?

( ‘Sail’ by AWOLNation hits as Drastik’s dancers step onto the stage followed by Drastik. They dance by him before they head to the back as he continues to the ring )

Ring Announcer: From Vancouver, British Columbia… weighing in at 225 pounds… DRRRRASSSTTTIIIKKKKK!!

HYC: Here’s a man who has CERTAINLY opened up many of our eyes… he has the look and all it takes to be a main player in EAW, he gave up a lot to enter this match, will it pay off?

( ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ by Jay Z and Kanye West hits as Jimmy Krauss makes his way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: From San Jose, California… weighing in at 220 pounds… JIMMMYYYYY KRAUUSSSS!!

Stew: Another exceptional talent from NEO, we really have a good pool of extremists down there, I’d say the future of EAW is in good hands.

( ‘Neenah Menasha’ by Sponge hits as TMT makes his way to the ring wearing a red and brown fur coat )

Ring Announcer: From Motor City, Michigan… weighing in at 193 pounds… TEEEE EMMM TEEEEE!!

HYC: TMT has a good shot to win this Stew. We’ve been able to watch him on Dynasty and he’s, on a few occasions come very close to the National Extreme Championship…

( ‘God Was Never On Your Side’ by Motörhead hits as Spitta Andretti makes his way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: From Omaha, Nebraska… weighing in at 275 pounds… SPITTTTAAAA ANNNDREEETTTIII!!

Stew: A tough brawler out of Nebraska, he’s one tough son of a gun and should be regarded as a legitimate threat in this match.

( ‘Unfuckwittable’ by Kid Cudi hits as Jon Kelton makes his way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: And from Orangeville, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 215 pounds… JOONNNNN KEEEELLLTTTONNN!!

HYC: In many people’s eyes he is the favorite to win this thing. He certainly has the experience edge over the others… he’s had a lot of success in his career, the only question is his consistency, it seems as if he’s here to stay now… we’re just gonna have to see.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: THERE’S THE BELL AND HERE WE GO!! AN ALL OUT BRAWL TO START US OFF!! SPITTA ANDRETTI HAS LOGAN DANTE ALREADY TEETERING ON THE ROPE!! Logan however pushes Spitta away and manages to gain some distance. Shane Harper now in the adjacent corner unloading on Jimmy Krauss! Firing at him on all cylinders here, one shot after another right to the jaw! Jimmy Krauss manages to get to his feet and send a hard forearm of his own into the jaw of Harper! Chris Elite has Jon Kelton on the top rope! HE CLOCKS HIM WITH A RIGHT TO THE JAW… NOW TRYING TO PUSH HIM OUT OF THE RING!! BUT KELTON GRABS CHRIS… PULLS HIM IN… 720 DDT OFF THE TOP ROPE!!

HYC: That will put Chris Elite OUT for quite some time here as Drastik goes to work on Zeke Nero! Zeke actually not much bigger than Drastik but much, MUCH stronger here! Drastik with a right… BUT BOOM! ZEKE WITH A BIG HOOK TO THE JAW, DRASTIK STUMBLES BACK AND FALLS OFF HIS FEET AS ZEKE NERO CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER… BIG BOOT TO TMT WHO GOES DOWN!! Andrew Cole gets Chris Elite to his feet and tries to toss him out of the ring but Chris with an elbow to the lower gut of Cole and now hits him with a right hand that takes him down!

Stew: Chris Elite still dazed from that DDT but he focuses back on Cole here who’s managaed to make it back to his feet! Chris with a shot that forces Cole back into the turnbuckle… COLE COMES CHARGING… AND A KICK TO THE JAW!! COLE GOES DOWN!! BUT LOGAN DANTE FROM BEHIND TAKES CHRIS ELITE DOWN WITH A KARATE LIKE CHOP TO THE BACK OF THE NECK!! Logan Dante now targets Kelton here as he chops him across the chest! He whips Kelton into the ropes and drops his head… KELTON ROLLS OVER THE BACK OF LOGAN HERE AND… DRIVES HIS KNEES RIGHT INTO THE BACK!! LOGAN ROLLS OVER IN THE RING IN OBVIOUS PAIN AS KELTON LOOKS TO TAKE OUT HIS NEXT VICTIM!!

HYC: HE CHARGES AT TMT IN THE CORNER AND HITS A CLOTHESLINE!! TMT FORCED OUT OF THE CORNER BY THE IMPACT AND… RIGHT INTO A NECKBREAKER BY KELTON!! Kelton, a man who was in this match last year and came close to winning… finding himself in the final three looks to be two spots higher tonight! Kelton lifts up TMT… Spitta Andretti grabs TMT as well and holds him in place as Kelton begins throwing shots at him!! BUT LOOK AT SPITTA!! HE THROWS TMT AT KELTON, A SHOCKED KELTON NOW GETS PLANTED INTO THE CANVAS WITH A POWERSLAM!! SPITTA GRABS KELTON… HE LOOKS TO TOSS HIM OUT BUT KELTON CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE ROPE!! SPITTA GOES FOR A RIGHT BUT KELTON DUCKS UNDER IT AND DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO THE GUT OF SPITTA!!

Stew: LOGAN DANTE COMES CHARGING AT KELTON… BUT KELTON WITH A BACK BODY DROP… LOGAN DANTE OVER THE ROPES AND HITS THE FLOOR!!

Ring Announcer: Logan Dante has been eliminated!

HYC: Well… one down and nine to go! Logan Dante becomes the first victim of this battle royal! Now it’s Shane Harper who finds himself in trouble! JIMMY KRAUSS HAS HARPER HOISTED UP… ON THE ROPES, ON THE BRINK OF BEING ELIMINATED HERE!! HARPER HOWEVER FIRES AWAY AT KRAUSS WITH BACK ELBOWS AND KEEPS HIMSELF IN THE MATCH!! Harper now comes running at Krauss… BUT RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER!! HARPER PLANTED INTO THE CANVAS!! Krauss now turns around… AND HE GETS THROWN ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF ZEKE NERO… AND A SAMOAN DROP!! Krauss now looks around, a lot of men down, he can have his choosing of literally any one he wants!

Stew: He runs at Drastik with a clothesline.. but it’s DUCKED!! DRASTIK DUCKS UNDER THE CLOTHESLINE AND NOW A HUGE KICK TO THE HEAD!! KRAUSS STUMBLES AROUND THE RING… AND RIGHT INTO A DDT BY TMT!! TMT and Drastik now begin going at it! Andrew Cole makes it to his feet… AND HE RUSHES AT THE BOTH OF THEM… TRYING TO TAKE THEM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE BUT THEY BOTH REVERSE IT AND THROW HIM DOWN INTO THE MAT!! TMT and Drastik now exchange a few looks… they have a VERY vulnerable Andrew Cole right in front of them!

HYC: Drastik grabs the right arm, TMT the left and they pull Andrew Cole to his feet… DRASTIK WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE… NOW FOLLOWED BY TMT!! NOW DRASTIK!! TMT!! BOTH MEN EXCHANGING KICKS ON POOR ANDREW COLE HERE!! DRASTIK NOW WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD!! THE SAME ONE HE DELIVERED TO JIMMY KRAUSS… AND TMT TOSSES HIM OVER AND HE HITS THE FLOOR!!

Ring Announcer: Andrew Cole has been eliminated!

Stew: BUT LOOK AT DRASTIK FROM BEHIND… TRYING TO ELIMINATE TMT!! BUT TMT WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN IS ABLE TO ESCAPE!! It’s an old cliché folks, but IT TRULY IS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! With two men eliminated that now leaves eight! Zeke Nero still down after that Samoan Drop and now TMT perhaps looks to eliminate him as well! He gets him to his feet and tosses him back into the corner! HE LIFTS HIM UP AND GETS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE… TRYIN TO PUSH HIM OUT OF THE RING HERE NOW… BUT NERO PUSHES TMT OFF HIM… HE NOW EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER… AND WOW!! A HUGE CLOTHESLINE!! FLIPPING HIM INTO THE AIR, TMT LANDING HARD ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK!!

HYC: ZEKE NOW CHARGES AT KELTON… AND AN EQUALLY HARD CLOTHESLINE!! KELTON TURNED INSIDE OUT!! BUT LOOK OUT!! FROM BEHIND!! SHANE HARPER LEAPS OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE AND CONNECTS WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! NERO GOES DOWN IN A HEAP!! SHANE HARPER GOES TO GRAB NERO… BUT SPITTA WITH A FULL NELSON BOMB ON SHANE HARPER!! Spitta Andretti looking VERY impressive so far in this match, and I can’t see him cooling off at all as the match progresses! He grabs Zeke Nero and connects with a hard right hand… AND NOW ANOTHER RIGHT HAND!! SPITTA WINDS UP… AND NOW A THIRD STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND!! THIS ONE DELIVERED WITH SUCH FORCE THAT IT SENT NERO OVER THE TOP ROPE, HE HITS THE FLOOR!! HE’S OUT! BUT LOOK!! WAIT HOLD ON!! FROM BEHIND JIMMY KRAUSS PUSHES SPITTA OVER THE TOP ROPE… HE’S OUT!!

Ring Announcer: Zeke Nero and Spitta Andretti have been eliminated!

Stew: And JUST LIKE THAT we’re down to just six men! Jimmy Krauss, Jon Kelton, Shane Harper, TMT, Drastik and Chris Elite remain! Jimmy Krauss off that elimination looks to stay hot! He grabs TMT and forces him back into the corner, hammering away, forcing him down… being relentless! Krauss such a hungry competitor! All of these guys are! Krauss grabs TMT by the arm and pulls him into the center of the ring… into the ropes he goes… he rebounds back! KRAUSS GOES FOR A SIDEWALK SLAM… NO!! TMT REVERSES IT INTO A SPIKE DDT!! KRAUSS HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT!! TMT GLANCES OVER AT THE TURNBUCKLE NOW, HE KNOWS IT’S A RISKY MOVE… BUT HE HEADS UP NONTHELESS!! HE’S AT THE TOP BUT LOOK AT CHRIS ELITE!! CHRIS RUNS UP AND HE PUSHES TMT OFF!! TMT… TMT STAYS IN THE RING!!

HYC: HE GRABBED ONTO THE TOP RING ROPE AT THE VERY LAST POSSIBLE SECOND AND SAVED HIMSELF!! TMT PULLS HIMSELF UP… CHRIS ELITE HITS A RIGHT HAND!! TMT STILL HOLDING ON THOUGH!! NOW ANOTHER RIGHT HAND… ALMOST LOSING GRIP BUT NO!! HE TRIES FOR A THIRD RIGHT HAND BUT TMT BLOCKS IT!! HE TAKES THE HEAD OF CHRIS ELITE AND RAMS IT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!… NOW SPRINGBOARD BACK INTO THE RING… AND WOW!! A CLOTHESLINE TAKING HIM OUT!! Jon Kelton now to his feet looks to stop the roll that TMT has been on as he clubs him over the back! TMT hits the floor but he makes it back to his feet rather quickly and fires back at Kelton with a backhand right to the jaw! Kelton pushes TMT back and hits a right hand! TMT struggling to remain on his feet… Kelton with a kick to the gut… puts him in a powebomb clutch!… AND GOOD LORD!! THE MAPLE LEAF FINALE BY JON KELTON!! TMT IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT HERE!! KELTON GRABS TMT BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD…. AND TOSSES HIM OUT!!

Stew: BUT NO!! TMT HANGS ON AGAIN… HE JUST WON’T GO OUT!! HE PULLS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING YET AGAIN!! Kelton runs his hand through his hair, perhaps getting a bit frustrated… he gets TMT to his feet… BUT TMT CONNECTS WITH THE COCAINE DEAL!! KELTON IS DAZED… AND HE FALLS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE INTO THE FLOOR, REMEMBER THOUGH HE HAS TO GO OVER THE TOP ROPE TO BE ELIMINATED THERE!! TMT now goes to focus on Shane Harper who has been down for quite some time now! TMT aids him to his feet… whips him into the opposite corner and now comes charging!… AND A SHOULDER BLOCK FROM TMT PUTTING ALL HIS POWER INTO IT!! THAT WAS TORPEDO LIKE AS TMT PULLS HARPER OUT OF THE CORNER… TMT GOES FOR THE COCAINE DEAL AGAIN!!

HYC: BUT IT WON’T CONNECT A SECOND TIME!! SHANE HARPER GRABS THE LEG OF TMT AND APPLIES HIS TAKE BACK CONTROL SUBMISSION!! THAT LEGLOCK APPLIED TO TMT, SHANE HARPER KEEPING A BIG HOLD ON THIS… NOT LETTING HIM HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO ESCAPE!! SHANE HARPER REARING BACK!! NOW CHANGING IT UP A BIT, ELEVATING AND ADDING EVEN MORE PRESSURE HERE!! TMT LETS OUT A SCREAM BUT HE KNOWS THERE’S NOTHING HE CAN DO… THE HOLD WILL BE BROKEN WHEN HARPER WANTS IT TO!!… HARPER REARS BACK EVEN MORE, WHAT IS HE DOING TRYING TO BREAK IT… AND FINALLY HE RELEASES THE HOLD AS TMT IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR HIS LEG!!

Stew: TMT manages to scoot backwards into a corner… AND JIMMY KRAUSS BLINDSIDING HARPER WITH A CLOTHESLINE… WAIT NO!! NO!! HARPER SIDE-STEPPED IT… HE NOW GRABS KRAUSS… AND HE TOSSES HIM OUT!! AND YES!! KRAUSS HITS THE FLOOR, HE’S OUT!!

Ring Announcer: Jimmy Krauss has been eliminated!

HYC: Shane Harper seems to be content with his work here as he once again re-focuses on TMT… lifting him up, TMT trying to stay off that bad leg… HARPER POUNDS INTO HIM WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE… BUT TMT PUSHES HIM AWAY!!… HARPER GRABS TMT BY THE ARM AND WHIPS HIM ACROSS THE RING… BUT TMT’S LEG GIVES OUT!! TMT’S LEG GIVES OUT AND HE COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS!! Harper can’t help but smile as he realizes how easy TMT must be at this point, he only has one good leg and has been on the verge of elimination MANY times already! Harper gets TMT to his feet… AND HE TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING!!

Stew: BUT NO!! TMT KEEPING THE BAD LEG OFF THE GROUND!! HARPER SEES IT AND HE ISN’T HAPPY!! HARPER IS SCREAMING, TMT HAS FOUND YET ANOTHER WAY OUT OF IT ALL!! HARPER GRABS TMT AND PULLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING… HE BRINGS HIM INTO THE MIDDLE… HOOKS HIM FOR A SUPLEX AND IT CONNECTS!!

HYC: WAIT A MINUTE!! LOOK!! CHRIS ELITE HAS DRASTIK ON THE VERGE OF ELIMINATION HERE!! DRASTIK IN TROUBLE!!… CHRIS TRYING TO PUSH HIM OUT OF THE RING… SHANE HARPER NOTICES AND NOW GOES TO JOIN CHRIS ELITE!! BOTH MEN TRYING TO PUSH DRASTIK OUT OF THE RING… BUT DRASTIK IS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE HERE!! TMT NOW BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE HOBBLES OVER… AND INSTEAD OF HELPING ELIMINATE DRASTIK HE TRIES TO ELIMINATE HARPER!! HARPER GETS PUSHED OVER THE ROPES!! THIS DISTRACTS CHRIS ELITE AND DRASTIK IS ABLE TO SLIDE UNDER HIM, BACK INTO THE RING!!… TMT TRYING TO PUSH HARPER OUT OF THE RING… AND LOOK AT DRASTIK!! HE GOES DOWN AND SWEEPS THE LEG OF HARPER, HE LOSES HIS BALANCE… HE FALLS AND HE’S OUT!! HARPER’S OUT!! JUST THREE LEFT NOW!!

Ring Announcer: Shane Harper has been eliminated!

Stew: WAIT, NO CHICO!! IT’S FOUR!! KELTON BACK IN THE RING HERE GRABS DRASTIK AND PUSHES HIM INTO THE ROPES!! DRASTIK QUICKLY ESCAPES OUT OF THE ROPES AND BEGINS TRADING SHOTS WITH KELTON!! A RIGHT BY KELTON FOLLOWED BY A RIGHT BY DRASTIK!! EVENLY MATCHED HERE!! TMT GOES BACK DOWN IN THE CORNER TO NURSE THE KNEE!! CHRIS ELITE NOW GETS IN ON THE ACTION AS HE SENDS A RIGHT HAND INTO THE JAW OF DRASTIK!! ALL THREE MEN NOW THROWING SHOTS!! NEITHER GETTING AN ADVANTAGE, ALL FOUR MEN LEFT ARE SO EVENLY MATCHED IN SIZE AND STATURE!! THEY ALL SHARE SIMILAR STYLES, IT’S GOING TO COME DOWN TO WHO WANTS IT THE MOST!!

HYC: CHRIS ELITE GETS KNOCKED OFF HIS FEET WITH A SHOT BY KELTON BUT HE COMES RIGHT BACK AT KELTON WITH TWO SHOTS!! DRASTIK NOW LEAPS UP AND BOMBS KELTON WITH A SHOT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!! HE GOES DOWN AND NOW ITS JUST CHRIS AND DRASTIK!! CHRIS ELITE HOLDING HIS OWN AGAINST DRASTIK HERE WITH A FEW RIGHTS BUT DRASTIK CAN USE HIS ENTIRE BODY AS HE LANDS A KICK TO THE SIDE… AND NOW ANOTHER ONE!!… AND NOW A KICK TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE!! DRASTIK TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK… HE COMES CHARGING WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!

Stew: BUT CHRIS DUCKS UNDER IT!! CHRIS DUCKS UNDER THE KICK AND DRASTIK GOES FLYING INTO THE ROPES!! AND NOW WE’RE IN A SIMILAR SITUATION TO THE ONE WE WERE IN JUST MOMENTS AGO!! CHRIS ELITE HAS DRASTIK ON THE VERGE OF ELIMINATION HERE!! DRASTIK TRYING TO HOLD ON DESPERATELY!! NOT TRYING TO LOSE THIS, HE GAVE UP A SHOT IN THE YOUNG LIONS CUP FINALS FOR THIS!! CHRIS ELITE PUSHING AND SHOVING WITH ALL HIS MIGHT… AND!!.. AND… AND!! KELTON FROM BEHIND ELEVATES CHRIS ELITE OVER DRASTIK AND CHRIS HITS THE FLOOR!!

Ring Announcer: Chris Elite has been eliminated!

HYC: AND NOW IT’S THREE!! THE FINAL THREE!! TMT, KELTON AND DRASTIK!! ALL THREE MEN ON THEIR FEET IN THREE SEPARATE CORNERS!! THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND BEGIN TO MOVE AROUND THE RING… THE GRITTY TMT MAKING THE FIRST MOVE LEAPING ON TOP OF KELTON AND FIRING WITH RIGHT AND LEFT FOREARMS OVER THE BACK!! KELTON THROWS TMT OFF OF HIM BUT TMT LEAPS RIGHT BACK ON HIM!! IT SEEMS AS IF THAT LEG HAS FULLY HEALED!! HE GETS KELTON DOWN AND STILL HAMMERS AWAY AS DRASTIK WATCHES ON… TMT FINALLY LETS UP ON THE FOREARMS… BUT HE DIVES ON TOP OF DRASTIK AND DOES THE SAME!!

Stew: A FIRE HAS BEEN LIT UNDER TMT HERE!! HE’S GOING ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!! HE’S FULL OF ADRENALINE AS HE HAMMERS INTO DRASTIK!! HE GETS OFF OF DRASTIK, AND BACK TO KELTON HE GOES!! TMT LIKE A RABID ANIMAL!! DRASTIK TO HIS FEET PRYS TMT OFF OF KELTON AND KNEES HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD!! BUT TMT COMES RIGHT BACK, HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR..!!……. BUT DRASTIK LEAPS AS WELL AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!! HE GETS TMT TO HIS FEET… HE HOOKS HIM FOR A SUPLEX BUT TMT REVERSES IT!!… HE PUSHES DRASTIK INTO KELTON!!… KELTON’S OUT!!… NO HE’S NOT!! KELTON HOLDS ON!! TMT NOW COMES RUNNING AT THE BOTH… BUT THEY MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND TMT GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE… AND HE’S OUT!!

Ring Announcer: TMT has been eliminated!

HYC: AND how IRONIC! No one could eliminate TMT, but he ends up eliminating himself! And with that folks… this is it! The final two, the two favorites entering the match are the two that remain! Drastik from NEO, Jon Kelton from Dynasty… They lock up! Drastik with a knee to the gut… NO!! BLOCKED BY KELTON!! KELTON NOW SENDING A FEW RIGHT HANDS INTO THE JAW OF DRASTIK!! DRASTIK BACKS AWAY FROM KELTON NOW, INTO THE CORNER… TRYING TO GET BACK INTO THIS, KELTON IS CERTAINLY HERE TO FIGHT!! Drastik comes back into the center to meet Kelton… Kelton swings but misses! Drastik rolls to the opposite side of the ring…

Stew: KELTON COMES AT HIM AGAIN CHARGING… HE LIFTS DRASTIK UP AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!… KELTON FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A FEW QUICK FOREARMS BEFORE HE GETS OFF OF DRASTIK!! DRASTIK SLOWLY TO HIS FEET… KELTON CHARGES WITH A SHINING WIZARD!! BUT DRASTIK GETS UP!! HE CATCHES KELTON… AND A BUCKLE BOMB!! KELTON DRIVEN INTO THE TURNBUCKLE… DRASTIK NOW LEAPS UP FOR A HURRICANRANA!!… TRYING TO ELIMINATE KELTON!!… BUT WAIT!! KELTON’S HOLDING ON!! HE TRIES TO REVERSE IT INTO A POWERBOMB BUT DRASTIK SMART HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES!!

HYC: KELTON OFF ONE FOOT HERE!! LOSING HIS BALANACE!! HE PULLS BACK BUT DRASTIK USES ALL OF HIS LOWER BODY POWER TO PULL KELTON OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!… BUT HE SAVES HIMSELF ON THE APRON!! BOTH MEN ON THE APRON NOW, MY GOD SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE!! KELTON AND DRASTIK BOTH ON THEIR KNEES!! FIRING AWAY ALREADY!! KELTON… KELTON WITH A BIG SHOT!! DRASTIK’S STAGGERED!! OH MY… AND DRASTIK GOESS… NO HE HOLDS ON!! BUT KELTON WITH ANOTHER SHOT!!… AND NOW A THIRD CONSECUTIVE, UNANSWERED SHOT BY KELTON AND DRASTIK FALLS TO A SEATED POSITION, STILL KEEPING HIS HAND GRIPPED ON THE ROPE!!

Stew: DRASTIK MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET AND THROWS A WEAK RIGHT HAND AT KELTON WHO BLOCKS IT AND SENDS ONE OF HIS OWN INTO DRASTIK… DRASTIK GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO BEING ELIMINATED HERE… KELTON WITH A HEADBUTT… AND DRASTIK!! OH DRASTIK!! ONE FOOT HITS THE FLOOR!! ONE FOOT ON THE FLOOR, THE OTHER ONE STILL ON THE APRON!! KELTON TRYING TO PUSH IT OFF THE APRON, TRYING TO WIN THIS MATCH AND THE 24/7 CONTRACT!!… BUT LOOK!! OH MY LOOK AT DRASTIK!! HE PUSHES OFF THE FLOOR WITH HIS FOOT LEAPS UP AND CATCHES KELTON IN THE HEAD WITH AN ENZIGURI!! WHAT LOWER BODY STRENGTH!! AND OH MY!! KELTON FALLS!! KELTON FALLS OFF THE APRON!! HE’S OUT!! DRASTIK WINS!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Sail’ hits as Drastik takes the 24/7 Contract from ringside and immediately starts running to the back )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND NEW HOLDER OF THE 24/7 CONTRACT… DDDRRRASSSTIIIKKKKK!!

Stew: DRASTIK DOES IT!! DRASTIK NOW HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO FACE ANY CHAMPION AT ANY TIME HE CHOOSES!! HE GAVE UP THE YLC FINALS… AND IT PAID OFF!!

HYC: And that was a BRILLIANT move by Drastik, he wants to get out of here as soon as possible! He doesn’t want anyone to take this contract away from him after he fought so hard to get it!

( The camera fades backstage to the parking lot and shows Drastik hopping into a car driven by Dan Medico, the car quickly speeds off out of the parking lot )

(A graphic appears for “The Legendary” Sekaiichi versus Jaywalker for the World Heavyweight Championship in a Hell In A Cell match)

WWEFan: Well gentlemen, it’s about that time… Zero hour for these two men who have put everything on the line to be here tonight and more. Their story alone is one of vengeance, gold, and pure unadulterated hatred above all. What we are about to witness could very well be one of the most brutal contests between two human-beings ever witnessed in Extreme Answers Wrestling.

(Camera cuts backstage to a chuckling Damien Murrow dressed in a tailor-made black suit with a red tie and a red scorpion stitched into the lapel, as well as a neck brace)

Damien: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m afraid there won’t be any awe-inspiring vignette to take you by the hand and tell you the tale of “The Legendary” Sekaiichi versus Jaywalker for tonight, because it would all be one great big lie. There have been so many misconceptions about this match about to take place, but none bigger than those just ASSUMING that “The Legendary” Sekaiichi’s motive happens to be vengeance for a man he once referred to as “brother” slitting his throat and practically leaving him to die. It’s not about “The Legendary” Sekaiichi fighting against all odds to challenge and win the very prestigious World Heavyweight Championship or just a World Championship in general that happens to have eluded him for his entire career. It’s not even about resembling John Alloy to serve true justice to a man and a company that has become so very corrupt.

(Damien Murrow uncomfortably adjusts his neck brace before continuing on)

Damien: Wanna know what I saw the moment I stepped into a hospital room and saw “The Legendary” Sekaiichi? I saw a man that had just VERY recently gotten his throat slit and failed once AGAIN to capture a World Championship… With a smile on his face. I looked into the eyes of that man and I saw no hint of regret and not a FRACTION of sadness or depression within his body! I looked into the face of no man, but something so much more than that! Staring me in the face was a soul that had just gone to Hell and back and absolutely LOVED it! He LOVED every second of everything he had just done and he had a look upon his face as if he was willing to do it all over again. He doesn’t smile anymore… Why? Perhaps because he’s been forced to stay away from doing what he loves and that is being a true “Extremist”. Perhaps being kept away from this vile bloodsport has left him just a little bitter, but I’ve got a feeling tonight when you see him in the ring it will be like a child on Christmas. I asked him just one thing in our entire relationship and that was simply WHY he wanted me to do all of these heinous things from capturing and torturing the Vixens Champion to having Jaywalker beat an innocent Referee within an inch of his life… You know what he said? He wrote down with the nearest pen “Because I can”… I never thought much about it until it suddenly dawned on me… It hurt me like a ton of bricks…

(Damien begins to chuckle to himself as he once again realizes something)

Damien: There is only one type of being I’ve ever heard of who has the power to not do something to gain any materialistic object or self satisfaction, but to simply judge and execute someone because he has the power to… Only one type of being who could die and come back and demand MORE of what killed him! “The Legendary” Sekaiichi is no man at all, but a God! He is a GOD among men!

(Damien rips off the neck brace)

Damien: Go ahead and look at me as if I’ve lost all of my sanity, but the fact is that faith is not some scientifically proven perception, but just what you make of it and I’ve chosen to place MY faith in “The Legendary” Sekaiichi. I’ve chosen to place my faith in a man like him because he knows who he is and he will do what he likes when he wants to… Because he can. A man who will redefine “Extreme”. Men like Jaywalker.. They can laugh in my face and say there’s no reason to believe in a God more than yourself, but he will be proven wrong just like the rest of them! You will come to know most of all that I may, in fact, worship “The Legendary” Sekaiichi like a God, but I’m not the only one! You will ALL come to know that men… Men can break, but faith? Not so much. Enjoy the show.

(Damien Murrow stares sadistically into the camera before it fades back to the Hell In A Cell structure hanging over the ring)

Flashback: Well a very enlightening promo to say the least from the man acting as the lawyer of the man now known as “The Legendary” Sekaiichi, but I’m afraid it’s now time to get this sadistic contest underway…

(DING! DING! DING!)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest will be scheduled for one fall and is a Hell In A Cell match for the E-AW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!!!…

(“Grain” by Kunaiki Haishima plays all throughout the arena as the camera pans across the fans)

WWEFan: Well his theme is playing, but I don’t see “The Legendary” Sekaiichi in sight…

(The lights in the arena go out)

Flashback: Here we go again!

(The lights come back on to reveal several individuals dressed in the attire of “The Legendary” Sekaiichi and all wearing masks and wigs to resemble him; all grouped together in the middle of the floor area behind the commentary tables)

WWEFan: Wow! They showed up quick, but they’re a little early for Halloween… I still don’t see “The Legendary” Sekaiichi anywhere…

(One of the individuals steps forward and makes his way through the crowd before hopping the barricade)

Flashback: I think we may have a winner…

(The individual rips off the wig and mask to reveal the real Sekaiichi)

Announcer: First, making his way to the ring…. The challenger!…. From Las Vegas, Nevada!…. Weighing in at 237 pounds!…. “THE LEGENDARY” SEKAIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIII!!!….

WWEFan: And there he is… With that disturbed look upon his face and hidden under that warpaint he’s dawned since coming back from his throat being slit… You can tell that this man is definitely an unnatural man. Damien Murrow claims he’s a God, but I’m not so sure about that… Though he could very well be supernatural after the miraculous recovery he’s made that’s made him not only as good as before, but perhaps even better as he’s managed to get into the psyche of Jaywalker.

(“Play For Keeps” by B.o.B plays all throughout the arena as the arena is illuminated with black and gold lights before a determined Jaywalker makes his way out to the stage dressed in a long gold and diamond-coated robe and black and gold attire with the World Heavyweight Belt around his waist as Cleopatra follows behind)

Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way to the ring…. From Scarborough, Canada!…. Weighing in at 235 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!…… JAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYWWWWWAAALLLLLKKKEEEERRR!!!….

Flashback: Here he comes and what a sight to see… It seems as though the CN Tower is on the same page once again here tonight and Jaywalker could very well have his equilibrium back on track, because that’s exactly what he needs if he wants to walk out of this packed stadium with the World Heavyweight Championship STILL around his waist, his historical winning streak still intact, and his partner as the CN Tower still fighting alongside him.

(“Play For Keeps” fades out as Jaywalker cautiously enters the ring while Cleopatra remains in his corner on the outside)

WWEFan: It’s just mere moments away from what it sure to be a HELLACIOUS contest as Jaywalker reluctantly hands over the World Championship to the Referee who shows it to both men before raising it high in the air…. That’s what it’s all about… No matter what personal motives that may or may not have been thrown into the mixture this contest is still very much about that prestigious World Heavyweight Championship… And now the Referee signaling to lower the Cell! Here we go!

(Ominous music places as the 25-foot Hell In A Cell with no doors is lowered)

Flashback: Here’s the grandest entrance of em all! The–Wait! Cleopatra just stepped right out of the area inside the Cell! Jaywalker looks over to see the Hell In A Cell come down completely around the ring and Cleopatra nowhere within it! Cleopatra now with a smug look on her face… SHE’S LEAVING! HAHA! CLEOPATRA IS LEAVING AS JAYWALKER LOOKS ON IN DESPAIR! Cleopatra just played what I believe to be her FORMER partner as he’s now completely trapped within the confines of the Cell with this madman, Sekaiichi!

(DING! DING! DING!)

WWEFan: This contest is now OFFICIALLY underway as Jaywalker turns back to see a stone-faced Sekaiichi waiting to get it started.. He… HE’S SMILING! “The Legendary” Sekaiichi seems to actually be smiling at Jaywalker and smiling for the first time in a very long time as Jaywalker’s face quickly turns red from humiliation and rage! JAYWALKER WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE OF SEKAIICHI! Jaywalker quickly looking to wipe that smile off of–SEKAIICHI FIRES BACK WITH A FLURRY OF CLOSED-FIST SHOTS RIGHT BACK AT THE UNGUARDED WORLD CHAMPION!! This contest is off to a big start as it’s already erupted into nothing more than a brawl between two men that hate one another!! Jaywalker is quickly being backed up into the ropes! No! Jaywalker manages to catch Sekaiichi with a knee to the mid-section! Sekaiichi immediately replies with a forearm to the mid-section of Jaywalker! Both men against the ropes.. SEKAIICHI CHARGES! JAYWALKER COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!

Flashback: SEKAIICHI IS DROPPED SPINE-FIRST VERTICALLY ACROSS THAT RING APRON!! That ring apron is the absolutely most unforgiving part of the ring and Sekaiichi is almost immediately dropped onto it not but a minute after the bell has rung! Sekaiichi clearly in pain.. I think… He doesn’t seem to be showing much emotion, but there’s no way any man could take a blow like that and not feel anything! Jaywalker realizes he may have a golden opportunity to perhaps gain the upperhand early on in this contest and that is something critical for someone in his position as he now stalks Sekaiichi from inside the ring… Sekaiichi finally making it back to his feet–JAYWALKER CHARGES! BASEBALL SLIDE! NO! SEKAIICHI ENTRAPS JAYWALKER IN THE RING APRON IMMEDIATELY! Sekaiichi’s got some new tricks as he immediately batters the unsuspecting World Champion with a dozen blows to the body until Jaywalker is beaten down under the apron!

WWEFan: Sekaiichi isn’t stopping there as he now tries stomping into the downed body of Jaywalker who remains trapped under the apron! Sekaiichi could definitely be feeling some damage to the back after that brutal back body drop so early on, but he seems to be fighting through it after a moment of hesitation… Jaywalker could have very well crawled further underneath the ring as he seems not be visible under the apron… Sekaiichi pulls up the apron–LOOK OUT!! SEKAIICHI IS MET WITH A BLAST OF A FIRE EXTINGUISHER TO THE FACE!!! Sekaiichi isn’t down, but he’s definitely temporarily blinded after that one! Jaywalker pulled that one out of nowhere as he rolls out from under the ring and he may visibly be in pain, but he’s much more focused on ending his opponent than anything as he pulls that extinguisher out with him and rises to his feet… Sekaiichi turns around! JAYWALKER CHARGES WITH THE EXTINGUISHER IN HAND!!

Flashback: SEKAIICHI TURNS IT INTO A HIP TOSS STRAIGHT INTO THE NEAREST WALL OF THE CELL!! Jaywalker is dropped upside down and on his head as he rolls around in pain on the mat… Sekaiichi seems to be taking a fancy to that extinguisher as he picks it up… Jaywalker is a desperate man and using every ounce of energy he can to climb back to a vertical base… SEKAIICHI NAILS HIM WITH THAT EXTINGUISHER TO THE SKULL!! Jaywalker is sent dropping down on his rear-end in the nearest corner of the Cell… Sekaiichi drops the extinguisher and immediately makes his way over… Sekaiichi now just unloading into the World Champion with a series of stomps!! SEKAIICHI IS UNRELENTLESS IN THIS ATTACK STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD AND FACE OF JAYWALKER!! Jaywalker doing everything he can to defend himself, but it may be to no avail! He’s got himself trapped within this Cell and there may be nothing that can save him now! Sekaiichi backing up now… CHARGES! SEKAIICHI WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE!!

WWEFan: Jaywalker is in a bad spot right about now… He could very well be concussed after being dropped on his head and shows signs of that with a glazed over look in his eyes… Sekaiichi’s got that demonic look in his eyes and he seems nowhere near done with Jaywalker even after that brutal attack that could very well keep the Champion down for a three count… Sekaiichi pulls Jaywalker back up to his feet… SHOULDER THRUST INTO THE RING APRON! Jaywalker cringes in pain from the maneuver as he drops to one knee! Sekaiichi’s certainly not finished as he pulls Jaywalker in… LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX INTO THE MESH! Hold on! The World Champion–He’s fighting back! Jaywalker’s got some fight left in him as he sends a few powerful blows to Sekaiichi while stuck in that suplex position! Jaywalker drives a knee into the skull of Sekaiichi!

Flashback: Another knee connects as Jaywalker manages to find a way from Sekaiichi’s grip! But hold on! Jaywalker may be looking for some payback here! PICKING SEKAIICHI UP… BRAINBUSTER!! JAYWALKER JUST DROPS SEKAIICHI ONTO THE RING APRON FOR INNOVATIVE BRAINBUSTER!! Both men are downed by this point! Jaywalker looking to recuperate if only for a second after the attack dished out to him from his opponent and Sekaiichi freshly concussed after being dropped on his head right onto that unforgiving apron! Jaywalker’s showing signs of life as he struggles to get back to his feet, using the ring apron to help him up… Jaywalker rolls back into the ring as Sekaiichi now begins to stir… Jaywalker NEEDS to get a cover on his opponent as quickly as possible! He NEEDS to! The longer he wastes time in this contest the bigger of a chance he’s gonna give Sekaiichi to turn the tables and take everything he has left from him!

WWEFan: Sekaiichi now using that apron as a crutch as Jaywalker pulls himself back to a vertical base… COMING OFF THE ROPES! SUICIDE DIVE!! CHAIRSHOT TO THE SKULL!! JAYWALKER IS STOPPED DEAD IN HIS TRACKS AS SEKAIICHI BOUNCES A CHAIR RIGHT OFF OF THE TIP OF HIS SKULL!! Jaywalker is left a motionless mess on the middle rope now as Sekaiichi looks to take advantage.. Sekaiichi now wrapping that chair around the head of Jaywalker!! It seems as though he’s using it to keep Jaywalker in place, but why? Oh no! Sekaiichi with another chair as he pulls it out from underneath the apron!! SEKAIICHI SWINGS THAT CHAIR INTO THE UNPROTECTED HEAD OF JAYWALKER! ANOTHER SHOT! ANOTHER! SEKAIICHI IS SWINGING FOR THE FENCES AND RIGHT INTO THAT TRAPPED SKULL OF JAYWALKER!! Sekaiichi puts a stop to the attack as he tosses the chair at a random side of the Cell and climbs up to the apron… Pulling that other chair off of Jaywalker and dropping it down on the mat… Sekaiichi pulls Jaywalker in onto the apron! PICKING HIM UP!!

Flashback: POWERBOMB STRAIGHT INTO THE NEAREST SIDE OF THE CELL!! Jaywalker drops like a dead man down to the mat with great force as you can see the blood streaming down his face from that onslaught of chair shots! There’s that sadistic smile on the face of Sekaiichi once again! You can see it in his eyes that he’s loving every second of this! Sekaiichi now dropping down to the mat… He could… No, Sekaiichi makes his way over to the nearest steel steps! He rips off the top of the steps to reveal a variety of weapons! Sekaiichi instead chooses to toss each weapon off including a bag of glass shards as a few spill out after hitting the ground… Sekaiichi pulls the bottom of the steps out more and makes his way to a now bloodied Jaywalker! He throws a few more shots into Jaywalker! This could definitely be the beginning of the end here as Sekaiichi could be looking to give Jaywalker a moment he’ll never forget here! Both men onto the steps now!! HERE WE GO!!

WWEFan: LOWBLOW!!! JAYWALKER WITH A LOWBLOW OUT OF NOWHERE!! I CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S GOT ANYTHING LEFT!! JAYWALKER CAPITALIZES BY CATCHING SEKAIICHI WITH A DOUBLE-LEG TAKEDOWN! Sekaiichi’s upper body now hanging off of the steps! JAYWALKER’S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING! HE… MAPLE LEAF!!! JAYWALKER’S GOT THE MAPLE LEAF LOCKED IN ON THOSE STEEL STEPS!!! SEKAIICHI IS IN DIRE STRAITS ALL OF A SUDDEN AS A BLOODY AND BATTERED JAYWALKER PUTS EVERYTHING HE HAS INTO GETTING A SUBMISSION VICTORY AND RETAINING HIS STREAK AND WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! HE’S SO CLOSE!! NO! LOOK! Sekaiichi is actually forcing himself onto his back!! Jaywalker is flustered! He’s doing all he can to power him back into the hold, but to no avail! Hold on! Jaywalker seems to be thinking of something new! SLINGSHOT!!! SEKAIICHI IS SENT FLYING STRAIGHT INTO THE NEAREST SIDE OF THE CELL!! Jaywalker didn’t manage a submission, but he’s at least saved himself!

Flashback: Jaywalker seems to have definitely caught his second wind by now as he pushes through the pain he’s in to rise to a vertical base… Jaywalker now.. HE HOPS OFF THE STEPS FOR A SPLASH INTO THE STANDING SEKAIICHI! Sekaiichi is sandwiched between his opponent and the unforgiving mesh with that one! Jaywalker may have a golden opportunity here! Jaywalker now… He’s picking up the bottom of those steps!! HE LAUNCHES THEM INTO THE SIDE OF SEKAIICHI!! Sekaiichi sandwiched against the mesh once more!! Jaywalker still doesn’t seem finished yet as he grabs a hold of his opponent now… PICKING HIM UP!! NO! DON’T DO IT!! SECOND SACRIFICE!!!! THE SIDE OF THE HELL IN A CELL IS BROKEN AS SEKAIICHI IS SENT INTO IT!!! BAH GAWD!! What an amazing battle these two men are putting on! They’re literally putting in all of their blood, their sweat, and tears into every move they make tonight! It’s Pain For Pride and that name alone doesn’t even do it justice! Sekaiichi is left downed on the large broken piece of the Cell as Jaywalker is still doing his damnedest to recover as he continues to lose blood!

(Replays are shown of Jaywalker hitting the Second Sacrifice on Sekaiichi through a wall of the Hell In A Cell)

WWEFan: It’s no secret that both of these men are physically spent after all they’ve gone through so far, but neither is in the condition to end it yet it would seem! Sekaiichi falls off of the wall that’s only now held up by the edge of our table as he seems to be stirring, but it still very much in a massive amount of pain! Jaywalker seems to be stirring as well as he climbs his way back to his feet using the Cell to aid him… Sekaiichi still refuses to show it, but he’s hurt and though his face may not say so, his body sure does as he struggles to move while on the mat here on the outside… Jaywalker now makes his way onto that broken piece of the Cell as Sekaiichi climbs back up to his feet with help from the barricade.. Sekaiichi turns around now AS JAYWALKER LEAPS! FLYING CROSSBODY!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWNED ONCE AGAIN! But hold on! Jaywalker isn’t finished yet! He KNOWS he has to end this! He HAS to and as soon as humanly possible!

Flashback: Jaywalker now mounting the chest of Sekaiichi and just unloads with an onslaught of lefts and rights! Jaywalker may have truly succumbed to his paranoid psyche and he’s definitely letting it all out here as he lays into the man who has tormented him for the last couple months! Sekaiichi forces him off! He’s still got fight left in him! Jaywalker manages to quickly roll back to his feet, though on spaghetti legs as he uses the barricade to keep him up! He’s stalking his opponent now as Sekaiichi forces himself back to a vertical base despite the pain he’s in! JAYWALKER CHARGES! THE TRANCENSION!!!! NO! SEKAIICHI DODGES IT! Jaywalker collides into the barricade and immediately spins around–KNIFE EDGE CHOP!! Sekaiichi lighting Jaywalker up with a knife edge chop out of nowhere! Jaywalker’s caught up against the barricade now and at the mercy of his opponent as Sekaiichi goes in for seconds! A SECOND THUNDEROUS KNIFE EDGE CHOP CONNECTS OFF THE CHEST OF JAYWALKER!

WWEFan: A THIRD KNIFE EDGE CHOP CONNECTS! SEKAIICHI FOLLOWS UP WITH A BOOT ACROSS THE FACE OF JAYWALKER! BOTH MEN ARE SENT OVER THE BARRICADE AND LANDING ONTO THE CEMENT WITH A POWERFUL CLOTHESLINE, COURTESY OF SEKAIICHI!! Neither man wants to give up! They’re killing each other here, but they couldn’t care less! It’s now a race to get to their feet as the rabid Pain For Pride fans chant around them as they.. THEY’RE UP! JAYWALKER GRABS A CHAIR AND THROWS IT INTO SEKAIICHI!! Jaywalker pushes a fan down and picks up his chair now! HE THROWS IT INTO THE SKULL OF SEKAIICHI! Sekaiichi is downed to one knee here and it could only get worse from here now as Jaywalker grabs a hold of him… And just laying into the forehead of Sekaiichi with several closed-fist shots! HOLD ON! ONE OF THE FANS DRESSED AS SEKAIICHI GRAB A HOLD OF JAYWALKER!! Jaywalker immediately jaw-jacks the individual as security pulls him away! JAYWALKER TURNS BACK TO MEET A CHAIR TO THE FACE!!

Flashback: Sekaiichi seems to have taken advantage now as he grabs a hold of Jaywalker… HUGE IRISHWHIP AS THE WORLD CHAMPION IS SENT CRASHING BACK OVER THE BARRICADE! A dazed and confused Jaywalker is stirring and struggling to get back up, but he may just not be quick enough as his opponent climbs onto the barricade… JAYWALKER’S UP! DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE FROM ABOVE, COURTESY OF SEKAIICHI!! Sekaiichi’s got that disturbed look upon his face once again and that could only mean he’s looking to hurt somebody! Jaywalker’s doing all he possibly can to save himself here, but it may all be for naught as he climbs up using that piece of the Cell… SEKAIICHI CHARGES! JAYWALKER CATCHES HIM WITH A DROP TOE HOLD RIGHT INTO THE PIECE OF THE CELL!! Jaywalker now climbs back to his feet…

WWEFan: He drags Sekaiichi across the top of the Dynasty announce table! Jaywalker now immediately lays into the downed Sekaiichi with a few unforgiving shots before getting a sadistic look in his own eyes! Jaywalker… He’s… HE’S CLIMBING THE CELL!! JAYWALKER COULD BE LOOKING TO SEND SEKAIICHI STRAIGHT TO HELL BY JUMPING OFF THE TOP OF THAT CELL!! HE’S INSANE! Hold on! Sekaiichi rolls off the table! Sekaiichi seems to have something in mind as he struggles to make his way back within the Cell as Jaywalker notices halfway up! Jaywalker begins climbing down as Sekaiichi rolls back into the ring? What’s he… Sekaiichi charges into the ropes as quickly as he possibly can! COMING STRAIGHT TOWARDS WHERE JAYWALKER IS ON THE CAGE!! PLANCHA OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE CAGE!!!! JAYWALKER IS SENT FLYING OFF AND CRASHING THROUGH THE DYNASTY ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! Jaywalker played right into the trap!!

Flashback: Sekaiichi with a very innovative maneuver there as he nailed exactly where Jaywalker was on the cage and the force sent him immediately crashing into the Dynasty announce table! Wow! Sekaiichi seems to have had enough of this with a fire in his eyes as he climbs back to his feet using that Cell… Jaywalker is left in a heap of that broken announce table as Sekaiichi makes his way over to the downed World Champion… This could very well be the end here as he grabs a hold of Jaywalker! Pulling the World Champion up.. HE’S GOT HIM UP!! SEKAIICHI’S LOOKING TO HIT THE SECOND SACRIFICE ON IT’S OWNER! HE’S AIMING FOR THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!! NO! JAYWALKER’S FIGHTING IT! Jaywalker’s still alive! He’s still got something left in the tank! The World Champion can still go as he fights back! Sekaiichi stumbles back towards the Cell! Jaywalker grabs a hold of the Cell and immediately begins climbing! HE’S CLIMBING UP THE CELL FOR A SECOND TIME!! Sekaiichi immediately follows behind! Both men are headed straight for the top of this daunting 25-foot structure!!

WWEFan: Jaywalker is the first to make it to the top as Sekaiichi makes it up only a few seconds behind.. Both men have just placed themselves in the most dangerous spot of them all! Both men immediately lock eyes as they both remain on their hands and knees… Sekaiichi immediately with a forearm to the face of Jaywalker! Jaywalker fires back with a right hand to the face of Sekaiichi! Sekaiichi with a headbutt to the skull of Jaywalker! Jaywalker’s blood covering Sekaiichi after that as Jaywalker replies with a forearm to Sekaiichi! Both men now quickly rising back to their feet on top of that massive structure! Sekaiichi comes back with a forearm of his own! The fans all in unison as they chant “YES!” and “NO!” for their favorite in this contest! Jaywalker with European uppercut to Sekaiichi! Sekaiichi with a knife edge chop across the chest of Jaywalker!!

Flashback: Jaywalker–Sekaiichi now with a right hand! A left! JAYWALKER STOPS IT WITH A KNEE TO THE BREADBASKET! JAYWALKER PULLING SEKAIICHI IN!! HE’S GOT HIM UP! JESUS! DON’T DO IT!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE SECOND SACRIFICE!! HE’S GOT SEKAIICHI POINTED OFF THE CELL!!! DON’T!! NO! Sekaiichi fights back! He escapes the clutches of Jaywalker and drops to his feet as Jaywalker turns around! HE CHARGES! BACK BODY DROP OFF THE CELL AND THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE–JESUS CHRIST!!!! “THE LEGENDARY” SEKAIICHI JUST TOOK A MASSIVE BACK BODY DROP STRAIGHT THROUGH THE GODDAMN SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE AND HE MAY BE DEAD! SEKAIICHI MAY AS WELL BE AS GOOD AS DEAD!! E.M.TS ARE RUSHING OUT HERE AS QUICKLY AS THEIR FEET CAN TAKE THEM!! Jaywalker’s struggling to stay on his feet, but he looks down at Sekaiichi, covered under the shattered remains of the Spanish announce table! Jaywalker can’t even believe it himself!

WWEFan: The E.M.Ts are checking on the vital signs of Sekaiichi to see if he’s even still breathing, but I have my doubts after that… This guy… He could be paralyzed if he’s even alive after a fall like that… I’ve
seen that look on the face of Jaywalker before and he may look shocked, but deep down he knows he’s just won… Sekaiichi is done. Jaywalker now begins making his way down… Knowing this guy he might even just pin Sekaiichi instead of just letting the Ref call it and claim him as the winner… HOLD ON! WHAT’S… NOW WHAT? Those individuals dressed as Sekaiichi–They’ve jumped the barricade!! What the Hell is going on? There’s gotta be at least a dozen of em out here at the side of the Cell right under Jaywalker and he’s certainly taken notice! They don’t seem too friendly! Security now trying to usher them out of here–THEY ATTACK THE SECURITY!! Jaywalker’s having none of this as he climbs back up to the top of the Cell! HOLD ON! SEKAIICHI! HE’S UP!! He’s sitting up!! How the Hell is this guy moving at all?! He’s unreal! The masked individuals looking to help Sekaiichi–No! Sekaiichi refuses their help as he struggles to get up!

Flashback: This is bad, Fan… Sekaiichi could have some serious internal issues.. It’s not smart at all for him to be trying to continue after falling through that table at that height… Sekaiichi now… He’s stumbling forward! I can’t believe he’s on his feet! Sekaiichi makes his way to the Cell… He’s climbing! Jaywalker can’t believe it! The man he essentially killed TWICE now is coming back for him! This is insane! Sekaiichi.. HE’S UP! HE’S ON THE CELL! Jaywalker immediately goes for him as he lays into him with several clubbing blows! Sekaiichi is doing all he can to fight back… ABOLISHER!!! THE ABOLISHER IS LOCKED IN ON SEKAIICHI ATOP THE HELL IN A CELL!! SEKAIICHI’S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO ESCAPE IT, BUT IT’S LOCKED IN TIGHT!! JAYWALKER IS FINISHING OFF HIS OPPONENT RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!

WWEFan: LOOK AT THIS!! SEKAIICHI’S STILL GOING!! HE’S NOT DONE YET! HE’S RISING BACK TO HIS FEET WITH JAYWALKER SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF HIM WITH THIS DEVASTATING ABOLISHER SUBMISSION!! SEKAIICHI STILL GOT SOMETHING IN HIM!! SEKAIICHI PICKING JAYWALKER UP, BUT STILL CAUGHT IN THAT HOLD… HE STUMBLES FORWARD! SEKAIICHI’S GOTTA DO SOMETHING!! HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF BACKWARDS AS BOTH MEN BURST THROUGH THE TOP OF THE CELL AND CRASH DOWN INTO THE RING!! NOT ONTO THE RING! INTO THE RING! JESUS CHRIST!! JESUS–THESE GUYS HAVE TO BE DEAD! THERE’S JUST NO WAY! NO WAY CAN THEY STILL BE FIGHTING!

Flashback: I think it’s safe to say Jaywalker took the brunt of that ridiculously painful-looking counter as it looks as though Sekaiichi only landed on him! They didn’t seem to fall too far down, but definitely far enough and partially through the damn canvas!! Sekaiichi now rolling in pain on the canvas… He… No! He’s got a smile on his face! That sick son of a bitch is LAUGHING! You can see it clear as day, Sekaiichi is LAUGHING! He seems to have finally lost it! Jaywalker has not moved a single inch and Sekaiichi continues to roll around clearly in a massive amount of pain, but laughing about it! The Referee is trying to check on both men, but it’s clear Jaywalker somehow… Someway is the more hurt of the two! He’s motionless! Sekaiichi now… Using the ropes as a crutch to help himself up! Sekaiichi pushes the Referee out of the way–How can he have ANYTHING left in him by now?! He pulls Jaywalker’s lifeless body up… He’s… PICKING HIM UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION! LOOK OUT! HE SHIFTS IT INTO A POWERFULLY DRIVEN TOMBSTONE!! IT CONNECTS DIRECTLY INTO THE CANVAS AS JAYWALKER IS LAID OUT!! THERE’S THE COVER AND SEKAIICHI CAN FINALLY END IT!! HE’S DONE!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!…………….

WWEFan: What? Sekaiichi breaks it? What the Hell is wrong with this guy? I think that fall definitely knocked a screw loose… He… Sekaiichi’s wobbling, but he pushes himself back to his feet as he demands something from the individuals on the outside… They rip the World Championship away from the timekeeper! One of them walk into the Cell and hand the Title over to Sekaiichi… Sekaiichi now looking at the World Heavyweight Championship… He drops it across the chest of Jaywalker?! What’s going on? Sekaiichi now… He exits the ring! Sekaiichi is leaving! The masked individuals follow behind him as Sekaiichi slowly limps his way around the Cell and back up the ramp! The Referee seems to chase after them as nobody seems to know exactly what’s running through Sekaiichi’s head right now! THE INDIVIDUALS ATTACK THE REFEREE!! Brutally beating down this innocent Official as Sekaiichi continues to make his way to the top of the stage!

Flashback: THE MASKED MEN LAUNCH THE REFEREE OFF THE SIDE OF THE STAGE!! He crashes right onto the unforgiving cement as Sekaiichi looks back with a smile on his face at the chaos that has ensued since the start of the bell! Sekaiichi now looking up..

(The lights in the arena go out)

WWEFan: Now what?!

(The lights come back on to show “The Legendary” Sekaiichi and the masked individuals gone as the Referee remains downed on the side of the stage and Jaywalker unconscious in the middle of the ring with the World Title across his chest)

Flashback: I really don’t know what to say… Sekaiichi seems to have just… I really don’t know.

WWEFan: Well there’s several Officials and crew members storming the ring to check on Jaywalker and the Referee next to the stage as it seems… I’m not quite sure… The Hell In A Cell structure is raised now as silence seems to have overcome the crowd.. Well it definitely would seem like Sekaiichi has fled the scene and I’m not quite sure if there’s any Official ruling on this contest yet, but Sekaiichi seemed to have his own agenda tonight and it involved destroying Jaywalker and everything else in his path with the aid of those… Those individuals dressed just like him. I really don’t know what to make of all this.

(“Adrenaline” by Shinedown plays throughout the arena as the crowd immediately erupts into a frenzy of cheers)

Flashback: WHAT?! NOW?! IS HE REALLY–

(Zack Crash rushes out to the ramp with the Cash In The Vault briefcase in his left hand with his right arm heavily bandaged and a Referee following behind him)

WWEFan: ZACK CRASH IS OUT HERE!! ZACK CRASH IS RUSHING OUT HERE WITH HIS CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE!! HE’S LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! Both Zack and the Referee slide into the ring as Zack tells him he wants to cash in! HE’S DOING IT!!

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen… Zack Crash has decided to cash in his Cash In The Vault World Championship shot!!….

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flashback: JAYWALKER IS STILL DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! ZACK
HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF JAYWALKER AS THE REFEREE GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Adrenaline” by Shinedown plays all throughout the arena as a Zack Crash clutches the World Heavyweight Championship while on his knees in the middle of the ring)

Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL AND NNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!!………. ZACK CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!

WWEFan: HE DID IT! HE DID IT! ZACK CRASH HAS JUST WON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE SAME DAMN NIGHT THAT HE DEFEATED FIVE OTHER HUNGRY COMPETITORS TO WIN THE CASH IN THE VAULT LADDER MATCH! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! I SURE AS HELL CAN’T! THIS IS GREAT!

Flashback: WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS WE JUST WITNESSED, FAN, SEKAIICHI HAS DISAPPEARED, JAYWALKER IS UNCONSCIOUS, AND ZACK CRASH IS BOTH THE NEWLY CROWNED CASH IN THE VAULT WINNER AND EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!

WWEFan: The fans are erupting for this man, Zack Crash, they love it! Zack has FINALLY gone the distance and he capitalized on a massive opportunity tonight! Zack Crash just ended the year-long winning streak and FOURTH World Championship reign of Jaywalker! I’m shocked! I’m utterly shocked! Zack Crash has certainly been on one Hell of a journey from being a young man in the Tag Team division to here tonight at the SIXTH annual Pain For Pride where he has just caused the upset of the century and ended Jaywalker’s historical era in Extreme Answers Wrestling! A massive congratulations to Zack Crash! He’s earned it! He definitely earned this night! Thank you all for joining us here tonight for night one of Pain For Pride! We’ll see you tomorrow for day 2!!

(Confetti shoots down from above as Zack Crash triumphantly wields the EAW World Heavyweight Championship above his head atop the top turnbuckle in the ring as the camera fades to black)

( EAW Logo Buzzes )

( EAW’s Opening Video Plays )

( Camera highlights the amazing events taking play on Day 1 of Pain for Pride )

Narrator: A chilling night that gave even the most casual fans goosebumps… and that was only half the show. TONIGHT MARKS THE BEGINNING OF THE END! Welcome to day 2 of Pain for Pride 6!!

( Camera pans to a dark room where the torn up EAW banner is seen. “Heirplanes” – Japanese Cartoon becomes playing )

“We are phantoms of the future
Ordinaries from the super but we are high”

( Images show Methuselah staring across from Impact. Highlights show some of their confrontations )

“Sing your anthems to your rulers
Disconnect from their medullas and be alive”

( Images Johnny Ventura’s mindgames on Liam Catterson are shown. Liam is looking back scornfully and Liam’s KOE win and Johnny’s GR victory is shown )

“We are transients from the sewers
But please treat us like we’re friends when we arrive”

( Captures of Cameron and Cleopatra’s year long feud, including all of the dominant moments Cleo has had in her reign are shown )

“You can kill just destroy them
Here’s your pistol and your poison please decide”

( footage Methuselah is shown spearing Impact, Impact is shown stopping the spear and hitting the codebreaker )

“Please decide” ( A picture flashes of Demon and Scott face to face )

“Because Heirplanes Annotateflying under the ground
Fireworks that don’t make a sound……”

( Blood is pouring from the banner into the black reflective floors as this time blood is flooding the entire room )

BUT OH WHAT A LIE!”

( Camera pans to the live feed of CenturyLink Field where Japanese Cartoon on the stage performing “Heirplanes”. The fans are jumping and dancing on their feet to the music and fireworks are shooting up the ramp and from the roof to the air and the skies above at machine gun speed )

WWEFan: IT’S DAY TWO OF THE MOST BREATHTAKING AND SURREAL MOMENT IN WRESTLING! We are EXTREME as ever and Day 1 was one to remember! But we’re BACK and the energy is EQUALLY AS INTENSE!

Flashback: But as Japanese Cartoon are playing their set you can tell by the music choice that this is going to be a SINISTER, GROTESQUE and BRUTAL night! But it may just be our last! Flash-Money Commentary calling Day 2 of Pain for Pride over here on the Showdown side–

( Camera shows the Dynasty table )

Stew: And we’ll be calling the action from Dynasty’s side of the spectrum! This is an ENORMOUS event and it took four cups of tea to get my voice working today but we’re ready for even more excitement than before!

HYC: And we’re gonna let Showdown call the opening of this amazing event as the fans are SOOOO Amped to see some amazing matches! Including their hometown boy Y2Impact take on THE Methuselah!

Stew: And the main event that will no doubt be the most impactful singles match in history as it determines whether EAW sticks around or if it shuts down for GOOD!

( Camera fades to the Ring Announcer )

Announcer: The following contest is a Three Team Lucha Libre Rules Match for the EAW Unified TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!….

(The crowd cheers and the announcer pauses to let them settle down)

Announcer: This match will have count-outs and disqualifications enforced…. Tagging in can be done in the traditional sense of making physical contact or by exiting the ring…. The first team to score a pinfall or submission will be declared the winners!

(The camera shifts to a makeshift stage with Poison, manager of Dynamite Rain, and an all-female rock band all dressed in Poison’s typical white sports bra/short blue jean shorts attire as they begin to sing)

We have to be the Lonely Warriors! Ikutsumono Toki Wo Koe

We have to be the Lonely Warriors!

Atsuiomoi Wo Daite…. TONIGHT!

(Poison and her band start playing the instrumental theme of Dynamite Rain’s choice, Kaze Ni Nare [Be like the Wind!] as the crowd waits for the teams arrival)

WWEFan: And here is Dynamite Rain, making it’s first defense of the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships. GI Styles and Carlos Rosso, two of the most versatile wrestlers in EAW today!

Flashback: They’re going to have their hands full with Synergy and two veterans, no LEGENDS, like Hurricane Hawk and Alex Da Vinci. And there is the first member of the team making his way out to the ring.

(GI Styles walks down towards the ramp leading to the ring dressed in a white trench coat with red and green striping, stopping to acknowledge Poison and her band before stopping about halfway down the ramp, the EAW Unified Tag Team and EAW National Extreme Championship belts on his shoulders)

WWEFan: There is the National Extreme GI Styles, where is his tag team partner though?

(Carlos comes out next, dressed in all black: Black short gloves, black MMA trunks and black wrestling shoes with a black towel draped over his head, the EAW Unified Tag Team Championship belt around his waist)

Flashback: There he is there, four long years he’s waited to return to the Pinnacle of Wrestling, to Pain for Pride….. Carlos Rosso…. He makes just his second appearance at PFP… And this time he is a champion!

(Carlos walks up to the stage and bumps fists with Poison before she starts her guitar solo, then meets GI Styles down the ramp with a handshake)

Announcer: Introducing first, the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…… Weighing in at a combined weight of 413 pounds!…. The EAW National Extreme Champion….. GI STYLES…… “The Strong Style Genius” …. CARLOS ROSSO…. THEY ARE… DYNAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!

(GI Jumps up into the ring and points to fans who are holding the flags of the State of Louisiana and Canada side by side. Carlos enters the ring, tossing the black towel off his head and charging into the ring ropes back and forth once before casually reclining in the corner, watching Poison and her band finish their performance, a grin on his face as she finishes off the last riff of her guitar solo)

WWEFan: Dynamite Rain’s first defense comes on the biggest stage that EAW has to offer, in front of a sold out Seattle crowd!

(“Welcome to Forever” by Logic plays all throughout the stadium as Hurricane Hawk excitedly rushes out to the stage dressed in jean shorts with an official “Hurricane Hawk” t-shirt on as he’s followed by Alexander Da Vinci in his usual attire)

Announcers: And their opponents!…. First, making their way to the ring…. Weighing in at a combined weight of 490 pounds!…. THE TEAM OF…. ALEXANDER DA VINCI…. AND HURRRRRIIIICCCAAAAANNNNNEEE HAWK!!!….

WWEFan: In comes the challengers here and they look as pumped as ever for a two-man power trip such as themselves as Hawk leads the way as ADV follows closely behind! These guys looked pumped for tonight and you can easily guess why, because this is where both of these men THRIVE! Hawk has a near perfect track record here at Pain For Pride as he captured the Cash In The Vault briefcase in 2010 and then captured the 24/7 Contract last year–

Flashback: That’s right, but let’s not forget that BOTH of these competitors competed in and lost the Hardcore Championship Gauntlet match back in 2009, so coincidentally they reunite tonight here at Pain For Pride! ADV has had his share of success as well having HEADLINED Pain For Pride only last year and you can tell he’s looking for some redemption as he has yet to capture a win on the grand stage.

(“Revival” by Orgy plays all throughout the arena as the determined team of Tyler Parker – dressed in a black hooded jacket with silver designs – and “Goodluck” Charlie make their way out to the stage in matching blue and white colored ring attire)

Announcer: Lastly, making their way to the ring!…. Weighing in at a combined weight of 473 pounds!…. THEY ARE THE TEAM OF…. “THE LIEGE OF LIGHT” TYLER PARKER…. “GOODLUCK” CHARLIE…. SSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNEEEERRRGGGGGYYYY!!!….

WWEFan: Aside from BOTH of these competitors being brilliant fighters both in and outside of the ring individually, they are just as dangerous, if not MORE dangerous as a single unit. They were reunited at the Grand Rampage and immediately fell into a blood feud with Hurricane Hawk that, in domino effect fashion, bled into Hawk recruiting ADV as his partner to take on Synergy until both teams into into issues with the Tag Team Champions and here we are to put it all to an end.

Flashback Elegantly put, Fan, but aside from the story here, you can just SEE the fire within the eyes of the still very much young and brash Tyler Parker and his ridiculously powerful teammate in Charlie. Both men are not just threats to the gold tonight, but to the very lives of their opponents when they step into that ring.

(A graphic of the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships are shown across the screen as the Referee can be seen calling for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

WWEFan: This contest is OFFICIALLY underway here as it seems the ambitious Tyler Parker is more than ready to get it going as it seems he’ll be taking it away with the hard-hitting Carlos rosso while it would seem the third team of Hawk and ADV will sit this one out for now… Just to make it clear there will only be TWO men of opposing teams at a time in the ring in this contest…. Both men seemingly looking to lock hands here… But Tyler right away with a hard kick to the ribs of Carlos! Tyler feints a second kick as Carlos falls for it and is immediately caught with a STIFF right hand straight to the jaw from the pumped Tyler Parker! Tyler now as he’s got Carlos on the ropes… Sending him into the opposite side with a hard irishwhip! CARLOS IS SENT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE! It looks as though Hawk may have had a hand in that by pulling down the top rope! Tyler couldn’t care less as Carlos hurries to get back in this..

Flashback: Tyler’s not letting him do that so easily as he takes Carlos down on the outside with a jumping double foot stomp underneath the bottom rope! Carlos is sent reeling back into the Dynasty announce table as Tyler now–He could be looking to fly! LOOK OUT! No! Tyler stops himself as Carlos seemed to have the highflying maneuver scouted and already attempted to sidestep it! Carlos rushes in now for Tyler on the apron! Tyler catches Carlos with a HARD kick straight to the skull as he’s once again sent reeling! LOOK OUT!! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!! TYLER PARKER TAKES CARLOS DOWN WITH A BEAUTIFUL MOONSAULT HERE ON THE OUTSIDE! GI Styles immediately leaps into the ring as he is officially the legal man here as Hawk looks to do the same! GI CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR HAWK! Hawk ducks a big right hand from GI and immediately takes him down with a big hip toss as GI lands directly on his kidneys! GI visibly in pain from that one as he rushes back to his feet! A SECOND HIP TOSS CONNECTS!

WWEFan: And look at this as GI’s still coming back for more! HAWK DROPS HIM WITH A DEVASTATING DROPKICK! GI is immediately sent stumbling into the corner of Charlie! GI’S NAILED WITH A POWERFUL FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! It’s just not GI’s day here, nor his partner’s as Charlie seems to have made the tag in the hard way as he now hops over the top rope and prepares to throw down with a prepared Hurricane Hawk while Alexander Da Vinci cheers on his partner from the corner… Both men lock up in the center of the ring with a collar-and-elbow tie up here… LOOK AT THE POWER OF CHARLIE AS HE IMMEDIATELY SHIFTS INTO A POSSIBLE GUTWRENCH! No! Hawk manages to break out from Charlie’s powerful grip and immediately rushes into the ropes! Tyler Parker makes his presence known in this contest once again as he nails the spine of Hawk with a LOUD kick from the ropes out of nowhere! Hawk now stumbling forward… EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! That sickening uppercut connects with great emphasis and nobody does it better than Charlie as Hawk is on spaghetti legs!

Flashback: A second great European uppercut almost completely taking the powerful Hurricane Hawk off his feet as the former World Champion is teetering! DISCUS FOREARM CONNECTS TO PUT THE ICING ON THE CAKE AS HAWK IS DROPPED! THERE’S A HOOK OF THE LEG BY CHARLIE FOR THE PINNING ATTEMPT AND THIS COULD VERY WELL BE IT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….

WWEFan: It’s stopped just before a two count can be made as GI Styles comes out of nowhere to force Charlie off! GI NAILS A KNEELING CHARLIE WITH A STERN ROUNDHOUSE TO THE SKULL!! Charlie’s dazed and confused from that one for sure as GI now immediately charges into the ropes… COMING BACK! BIG BASEBALL SLIDE INTO THE RIBS OF HAWK! The sheer force of that maneuver sends Hurricane Hawk rolling straight to the outside as GI looks to take advantage of a dazed Charlie! LOOK OUT–SEVERAL RIGHT HANDS FROM TYLER PARKER AS HE COMES IN OUT OF NOWHERE TO LAY INTO GI STYLES! Charlie rolls to the outside to make the tag official here as Tyler continues to lay into GI Styles with everything he’s got! This is quickly turning into an all-out brawl between the two as GI slowly comes back with a few hard rights of his own! Both men quickly making their way towards the ropes and it could very easily spill straight to the outside! Tyler catches GI with a HARD knee to the mid-section! Another knee connects to the breadbasket of GI Styles as he’s gotta be tasting his lunch again by now! Tyler… Sending GI off and into the ropes–NO, GI counters into an irishwhip of his own as Tyler now coming back!

Flashback: GI WITH A BIG ROUNDHOUSE! No! Tyler slides straight through the legs of GI Styles and springs back to his feet as GI spins around! TRIFORCE DDT!! TYLER PARKER LEVELS GI WITH A TRIFORCE DDT OUT OF THE BLUE!! Tyler Parker now with a perfect kip up as he’s more fired up than ever before! He’s got a look in his eyes showing off that primal nature of his within as he begins to stalk the still downed GI! Look out! Carlos turns Tyler around! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS ON TYLER PARKER! Tyler’s still on his feet! He stumbles forward and into the ropes to keep him afloat, but he may not have much more time to stay up here as GI gets back to his feet and he and Carlos now lay into this young man! The team of ADV and Hawk look on from their corner as Dynamite Rain lays into Tyler while the Referee attempts to regain control over this contest! PICKING TYLER UP! DOUBLE-TEAM SUPLEX BACKBREAKER AS TYLER LANDS ACROSS THE KNEES OF BOTH MEN ON HIS WAY DOWN!! A QUICK DOUBLE TEAM PENDULUM ELBOW DROP NOW CONNECTS AS CARLOS ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE!

WWEFan: GI STYLES HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF TYLER PARKER IMMEDIATELY FOR THE COVER AS DYNAMITE RAIN LOOK TO RETAIN!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!

Flashback: HURRICANE HAWK WITH A LEG DROP RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK OF GI’S SKULL!! Hawk looks to be back in this as he now grabs a hold of a dazed and confused GI Styles… AND SENDS HIM CRASHING STRAIGHT TO THE OUTSIDE! Hawk’s made himself the legal man here as he looks to capitalize on the damage done to the still downed Tyler Parker.. SPRINGBOARD KNEE TO THE BACK OF HURRICANE HAWK’S SKULL FROM CARLOS ROSSO!! HAWK IS DOWNED IMMEDIATELY!! Carlos Rosso kicks Hawk to the outside next to GI as Carlos now seems to be the one willing to take advantage here as he–MEETS A FIST FROM ADV! ANOTHER SHOT! ANOTHER SHOT! A FOURTH POWERFUL SHOT SENDS CARLOS REELING INTO THE ROPES! ADV SENDS CARLOS OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING AND BURNING LIKE NO OTHER ONTO THE OUTSIDE NEXT TO HAWK AND HIS PARTNER!!

WWEFan: Well one thing is for certain and that is that ADV is now the legal man here! ADV immediately looking to now possibly put an end to this contest here and now and capture the prestigious Tag Team Championships for his team… LOOK OUT! CHARLIE COMES RUSHING IN! Charlie misses a big right arm as ADV ducks it! Charlie coming off the ropes as ADV SWINGS! TYLER NAILS ADV WITH A BOOT TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL!! ADV stumbles forward! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM CHARLIE! A dazed ADV turns back around to meet a series of lefts and rights from a crazed Tyler Parker! HE TOPS IT OFF WITH A ROLLING ELBOW! ADV TURNS BACK AROUND TO A SECOND EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM CHARLIE! TYLER OFF THE ROPES! FINAL CHAPTER!!! TYLER KNOCKS ADV THROUGH A LOOP WITH THE FINAL CHAPTER OUT OF NOWHERE AS ADV WOOZILY TURNS AROUND! HE’S UP!! MATCH KILLER!!!! CHARLIE CONNECTS WITH AN AMAZING POP-UP EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AS ADV FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES NEXT TO EVERYONE ELSE!!

Flashback: The Referee looks like he’s about to pull out his own hair here as he struggles to keep ANYONE in check in this contest as it now seems both members of Synergy are the only ones left inside the ring and they certainly can fight! Tyler and Charlie… They seem to have a look in their eyes and I don’t like! They’ve got something in mind! All four men trying to make it back to a vertical base on the outside here as… SYNERGY CHARGE INTO THE ROPES… COMING BACK!! DOUBLE TEAM SENTON PLANCHA ONTO BOTH OPPOSING TEAMS!!! SYNERGY THROWING CAUTION TO THE WIND HERE TONIGHT AT PAIN FOR PRIDE AS THEY’VE TAKEN BOTH THEMSELVES OUT AND ALL FOUR OF THEIR OPPONENTS! The Referee’s got no other choice but to start a count! All three of these teams could be counted out here right now with no two legal men in the ring!

Referee: ONE!!……… TWO!!!!…….. THREE!!………

WWEFan: Somebody needs to come to life here-anybody! Any one man, if they can climb into the ring, might win this thing by count-out with no other opponents in their with them!

Referee: SIX!!……. SEVEN!!……..

Flashback: A few people seem to be stirring, but nobody is NEAR close to the ring!

Referee: EIGHT!!……

WWEFan: LOOK OUT!! WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL?! PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL!! PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL JUST RUSHED OUT HERE AND DECKED THE REFEREE! What the Hell is wrong with this guy?! He’s lost it! He’s still clearly banged up from his LOSS to the Heart Break Boy on day 1 of Pain For Pride as he now… Rolling to the outside… POP pushes down the timekeeper! HE’S GOT HIS CHAIR!

Flashback: I think Prince of Phenomenal’s looking for some big time PAYBACK tonight! He’s got that chair in hand as ADV stumbles to his feet! BATTER UP!! NO! POP CRACKS THAT CHAIR OFF THE SKULL OF HAWK AS ADV DODGES!!! HAWK JUST GOT LAID OUT! POP TURNS AROUND! HE CHARGES FOR ADV AS HE DROPS THAT CHAIR! ADV SENDS POP CRASHING AND BURNING INTO THE TIMEKEEPER’S AREA!! ADV just took POP out, but at the cost of his own partner as Hawk could be out could! ADV now.. CARLOS CRACKS ADV WITH THAT CHAIR!! CARLOS NAILS ADV WITH THAT CHAIR POP JUST USED! ANOTHER SHOT BOUNCES OFF THE SKULL OF ADV AS CARLOS ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING! Carlos has gotten rid of the evidence as he slides into the ring and a dazed GI follows behind… Both men now… CARLOS HAS ADV UP!! GI SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! SPIKE TIGER DRIVER ‘98!!!! IT CONNECTS AS ADV IS PLANTED INTO THE CANVAS! CARLOS SHAKES THE DAZED REFEREE BEFORE HOOKING BOTH LEGS AS GI RUSHES TO THE OUTSIDE TO STOP KEEP SYNERGY AT BAY!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!………… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Subconscious” by The Score plays all throughout the arena as the team of Carlos Rosso and GI Styles roll to the outside and celebrate their victory at the bottom of the ramp)

Announcer: THE WINNERS OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL AND SSSSTTTTTTTIIIILLLLLLL E-A-W UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!….. CARLOS ROSSO AND GI STYLES…. DYNAAAAAMMMMMMMIIIITTTEEE RAIN!!!!….

WWEFan: Well they did it! Dynamite Rain SOMEHOW pulled out the pin with the odds against him here tonight as both of these gentlemen capture their very first win at Pain For Pride right here tonight at CenturyLink Stadium!

Flashback: I never doubted em for a second, Fan, well… Okay, maybe I sort of ended up betting against them and lost my ENTIRE Garbage Pail Kids collection in the process!…. But yeah, didn’t doubt them for a second besides that.

WWEFan: Well Synergy should not be disappointed whatsoever after the great performance both of these fantastic athletes put on tonight in what is presumably their final contest together.. Great effort from all competitors in this contest, but Dynamite Rain manages to pull out the victory in the end after a controversial interference from Prince of Phenomenal that didn’t quite pan out for him… Hopefully we’ll get more word on Hawk’s condition later on.

( Camera fades backstage to Johnny Ventura’s locker room, he is shown sitting on a chair admiring his Interwire Championship while Charlene Appleby sits on an adjacent chair )

Johnny: Just think baby… by the end of the night I’ll have this… AND Liam’s Answers World Championship.

Charlene: Unless… he beats you.

( Johnny stares at Charlene angrily but soon they both start to burst out laughing )

Johnny: Like that’s gonna happen… you know I never even understood what you saw in him anyway… he’s been a prick to everyone all his life, I’ve never heard him say a compliment to anyone and we used to travel a lot together. It always baffled me why you would pick him of all the other men that you could’ve gone out with. You’re complete opposites.

Charlene: True we are… to tell you the truth though I couldn’t really even tell you why. I guess it’s true that opposites attract.

Johnny: Well if you ask me, the only way that he could get you was if HE did the brainwashing, maybe that’s where he got the whole idea anyway.

Charlene: Let’s just stop talking about Liam anyway, it sickens me enough to know that I’m going to have to go out there and see his face. Tonight isn’t about Liam, it’s about getting what YOU RIGHTFULLY DESERVE! The Answers World Championship, babe you work harder than any man on this planet, not Liam! That’s just another way on how he tries to extract sympathy out of these people… it’s just so…

Johnny*putting his finger up to her lips*: Shh… you said you didn’t want to talk about Liam. Besides, you’re right… it’s not about him, it’s about us, it’s about winning the Answers World Championship, now c’mon let’s get ready.

( Liam takes his bag and makes his way out of view as the camera fades out )

( Camera fades into the ring )

Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP!!

( Vixens Championship logo flashes across the screen )

( ‘Rumors’ by Lindsay Lohan hits as the lights in the arena turn gold and black and begin dancing around in a frenzy. Cameron Ella Ava emerges from the curtain and makes her way to the ring in a leopard printed jacket )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Los Angeles, California… CAAAAMMMMERRRRONNN EEELLLLAAAA AAVVVVAAAA!!

Stew: Well… here we go! The final encounter between these two legendary Vixens! You know something, Chico… it almost seems as if Cleopatra’s career has exactly mirrored what Cameron’s was. They both came in and made a similar splash and Cameron WAS the longest reigning Vixens Champion of all-time until her record was broken by Cleopatra…

HYC: That’s an excellent observation Stew, but you have to realize something, Cameron was nowhere as near dominant as Cleo has been. In fact there has NEVER been as dominant a Vixen as Cleo… in my honest opinion Stew, I don’t think there is a woman on this earth that could dethrone Cleo and take away her title.

( The lights grow dim as a hush falls over the crowd )

Cleopatra Voiceover: I’M THE GREATEST VIXEN THAT EVER LIVED!… AND THE GREATEST VIXEN THAT WILL EVER HAVE LIVED!

( The lights return to normal as ‘So Hard’ by Cleopatra hits and Cleopatra makes her way to the ring sporting an attire similar to Cleopatra VII )

Ring Announcer: And her opponent, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada… SHE IS THE EAW VIXENS CHAMPION!!… CLEEEEOOOOOPATTRRRAA!!

Stew: It was at this same event last year that Cleo and Cameron along with The Heart Break Gal put on a classic match for the Vixens Championship. Times have certainly changed, last year Cleo was just a young Vixen trying to find her way around, now she’s sitting on top of the world!

HYC: Indeed, and now with The Heart Break Gal retired, it’s just the two of them… left to the settle the score, one last time!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: There’s the bell! And right off the bat we get a quick lock up! Cleopatra quickly shifts it into a headlock but gets pushed off by Cameron who pulls her back in… CLOTHESLINE!! Cleo makes it to her feet and Cameron attempts another clothesline… BUT CLEO DUCKS UNDER IT!! SHE GAINS MOMENTUM AS SHE RUNS OFF THE ROPES… AND A BIG FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE THAT TAKES CAMERON OFF HER FEET!! Cleo taking advantage now as she shoves her boot into the throat of Cameron and grips the ropes… adding more pressure before finally pulling her foot off! Cameron grabs her throat but Cleo does it again, against Cameron’s hands pushing and driving her foot into the challenger’s throat!

HYC: Cleo again lets up, Cameron grabs her throat again however this time she turns her head towards the corner… Cleo pulls her up to her feet but Cameron with a kick to the gut and now pushing her away! Cameron runs out of the corner… AND A BULLDOG TO THE VIXENS CHAMPION!! CLEO BACK TO HER FEET… SHE SWINGS AT CAMERON WHO DUCKS UNDER AND SPINS HER AROUND! SHE LANDS ANOTHER KICK TO THE GUT AND PULLS CLEO UP BEFORE DROPPING HER WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX!! Cleo slower to her feet this time but she still manages… Cameron now rushes towards her! BUT CLEO REVERSES INTO A URANAGE, SLAMMING CAMERON INTO THE CANVAS!!

Stew: Cleo now slides out of the ring, heading to the outside, she looks under the ring… AND SHE PULLS OUT A KENDO STICK!! Cleo brings the Kendo Stick into the ring… Cameron almost to her feet, BUT CLEO TAKES THE STICK AND WHACKS CAMERON ACROSS THE SIDE WITH IT!! SHE RAISES IT UP AND DOING IT AGAIN!! SWINGING IT IN A BASEBALL BAT LIKE MOTION OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! Cleo tosses it aside and now forces Cameron up to her feet! She squeezes her face, bringing Cameron down to one knee… CLEO KICKS CAMERON IN THE CHEST, FORCING HER BACK!! CLEO NOW GRABS THE KENDO STICK AGAIN… SHE TAKES A BIG SWING AT CAMERON!!… BUT SHE DUCKS IT!! CAMERON DUCKS UNDER THE SHOT AND NOW WRESTLES THE KENDO STICK AWAY FROM THE CHAMPION!!

HYC: AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR PAYBACK AS CAMERON GRIPS IT AND NAILS CLEO WITH A SHOT BETWEEN THE EYES!! AND NOW ONE ACROSS THE BACK THAT BRINGS CLEO DOWN TO HER KNEES!!… CAMERON LIFTS THE KENDO STICK AGAIN AND ANOTHER SHOT ACROSS THE BACK!! NOW A THIRD!! A FOURTH!! CAMERON GOING CRAZY WITH THAT KENDO STICK!! FIVE!! SIX!! SEVEN!! SEVEN SHOTS BY THAT KENDO STICK WHICH HAS NOW BEEN SHREDDED AS SHE TOSSES IT ASIDE!! CLEO CRAWLS OVER TO THE ROPES AND LIFTS HERSELF TO A VERTICAL BASE… BUT CAMERON FROM BEHIND RAKING THE RAW BACK OF CLEO AS SHE LETS OUT A HORRIFYING SHREIK!!

Stew: Cameron now pulls Cleopatra in and lifts her up… A POWERSLAM!! CLEO LANDING AGAIN ON HER BACK AND SHE QUICKLY ROLLS OVER TO HER STOMACH TO ALEVE SOME OF THE PAIN!! Cameron now running and drops an elbow across the back! My god by the time Cameron’s through with this assault you’ll be able to see all the way to Cleo’s spine! Cameron now leaves the ring… and OH MY! SHE PULLS OUT ANOTHER KENDO STICK!! CAMERON GRIPS THAT KENDO STICK TIGHTLY IN HER HANDS AS SHE ENTERS THE RING!! CLEO CATCHES A GLIMPSE OF IT ON THE TRON AND QUICKLY SQUIRMS BACK INTO THE CORNER, TRYING TO AVOID CAMERON AS MUCH AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN!!

HYC: Cameron rushes at her with that Kendo Stick, but Cleo trips her up! Cameron’s chin bounces right off that bottom turnbuckle here! She gets up, holding it as Cleo comes running… AND A KNEE LIFT RIGHT TO THE HEAD!! WOW!! GOOD NIGHT!! CLEO INTO THE PIN!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO CAMERON KICKS OUT!!

Stew: Cleo pulls Cameron into the center of the ring and lifts her legs up! She stomps Cameron right in the stomach now… SHE ATTEMPTS THE SHARPSHOOTER!! CLEO GOING FOR THE SHARPSHOOTER, TRYING TO TURN CAMERON ONTO HER STOMACH BUT CAMERON KICKS CLEO AWAY!! CLEO COMES CHARGING BACK!! TRYING TO APPLY THAT SHARPSHOOTER… SHE GRABS THE LEGS OF CAMERON.. BUT OH MY LOOK!! CAMERON GRABS HER AND PULLS HER IN… TRIANGLE CHOKE!! CAMERON HAS THE TRIANGLE CHOKE APPLIED ON THE VIXENS CHAMPION WHO NOW FINDS HERSELF IN A DIRE SPOT HERE!!

HYC: CLEO HOWEVER PULLS BACK… AND SHE REACHES THE BOTTOM ROPE WITH HER FOOT AND THE REFEREE SIGNALS TO CAMERON THAT THE HOLD HAS TO BE BROKEN!!… CAMERON PULLS CLEO BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND TRIES TO APPLY IT AGAIN!!… BUT CLEO LIFTS CAMERON INTO THE AIR AND TOSSES HER INTO THE CANVAS!! WHAT POWER SHOWN BY THE VIXENS CHAMPION TO BREAK THAT TRIANGLE CHOKE!! Cleo to her feet now, Cameron still struggling to get to hers, Cleo walks over towards her and hits a hard shot to the head! Cameron’s up to her feet now as she fires back at the champ!

Stew: It looks as if that may have started her a little bit as it pushes her back but she regains herself quickly… AND NOW A HARD RIGHT BY CLEO, STAGGERING CAMERON… AND SHE FALLS INTO THE ROPES!! NOW CLEO QUICKLY JUMPING ON THE OPPORTUNITY TO TIE HER UP IN THE ROPES BUT CAMERON’S STRUGGLING, TRYING TO KICK HER AWAY!! IT WOULD SURELY BE A DISASTER IF CAMERON WAS TIED IN THE ROPES… CLEO HAS THE RIGHT HAND TIED UP IN THE ROPES, THE DOMINANT HAND!! CAMERON HOWEVER FIGHTING AND HOLDING HER LEFT ARM AT THE SIDE TIGHT, CLEO TRYING TO FREE IT BUT CAMERON KICKS HER AWAY!! CAMERON NOW TRYING TO GET HER RIGHT HAND FREE!! CLEO NOT GOING AWAY HOWEVER AS SHE TRIES TO POUNCE ON CAMERON ONE MORE TIME BUT THE CHALLENGER DISHES OUT A SIDEKICK TO THE MID-SECTION!!

HYC: Cleo drops to her knees and Cameron frees her arm! Now making her way over… She gets Cleo in a powerbomb clutch… AND A SUNSET FLIP BY CAMERON!! CAMERON WITH A SUNSET FLIP AND NOW THE PIN ATTEMPT!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO KICK OUT BY THE VIXENS CHAMPION!!

Stew: Cameron does a backwards roll to get back to her feet… SHE TRIES FOR A STRAIGHT KICK TO THE HEAD OF A SEATED CLEOPATRA BUT CLEO WITH A SOMERSAULT AVOIDS IT!! SHE NOW LEAPS INTO THE AIR… HURRICANRANA!! HURRICANRANA BY THE CHAMPION, SENDING CAMERON INTO THE CORNER SHOULDER FIRST!! WOW!! DID YOU HEAR THAT POP?! I GURANTEE YOU EVEN THE PEOPLE SITTING IN THE LAST ROW ALL THE WAY AT THE TOP HEARD THAT! CAMERON MAY HAVE A BROKEN SHOULDER HERE BUT CLEO QUICKLY PULLS HER OUT OF THE CORNER… AND HOOKS HER… FISHERMAN SUPLEX!!

HYC: Cleo not trying to waste any time here as she heads up to the top rope! Cameron down… Cleo climbing and she gets to the top! CAMERON UP AS WELL THOUGH AND CLEO LEAPS OFF… CROSSBODY… AND IT CONNECTS!! IT CONNECTS!! THE PIN!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT CAMERON ROLLS THROUGH AND THERE’S A PIN OF HER OWN!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NOW CLEO ROLLS THROUGH!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… AND CAMERON KICKS OUT!!

Stew: Both Vixens back to their feet, this has been a VERY back and forth contest, neither Vixen has been able to gain an upper-hand! Cameron rushes at Cleo.. BUT CLEO EVADES THE ATTACK… SHE NOW FROM BEHIND DRIVES HER KNEES INTO THE BACK OF THE CHALLENGER… CLEO LOCK!! OH MY!! THE CLEO LOCK HAS BEEN APPLIED!! CAMERON WITH NOWHERE TO GO!! SHE LOOKS TO THE ROPES, THEY AREN’T AN OPTION!! SHE CAN’T ESCAPE THE HOLD, SHE TRIES TO EXTEND HER FEET BUT NO!!… SHE ROLLS OVER ONTO HER STOMACH… BUT THAT ONLY PUTS HER IN A WORSE POSITON BECAUSE NOW ALL OF CLEO’S WEIGHT IS PUSHING DOWN AGAINST THE BACK!!

HYC: CLEO SCREAMING AT CAMERON TO TAP OUT BUT SOMEHOW CAMERON BEGINS CRAWLING, SHE EXTENDS HER ARM OUT AND SHE GETS TO THE ROPES!! CLEO BREAKS THE HOLD AND TRIES PULLING CAMERON AWAY FROM THE ROPES BUT CLEO LOSES GRIP AND CAMERON PULLS HERSELF TO THE APRON!! SHE PULLS HERSELF TO HER FEET AND MOVES TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE!! BUT HERE’S CLEO TO MEET HER WITH A FOREARM TO THE JAW!! CLEO TRIES DRIVING CAMRON’S HEAD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE BUT CAMERON BLOCKS IT WITH HER FOOT… CLEO WITH ANOTHER FOREARM HOWEVER, AND NOW DRAGGING THE CHALLENGER, STILL ON THE APRON BUT TO LINE UP WITH THE CENTER OF THE RING!!…

Stew: SHE HOOKS CAMERON… LOOKING TO SUPLEX HER INTO THE RING, SHE LIFTS HER UP… BUT CAMERON SHIFTS HER WEIGHT AND LANDS ON HER FEET!! BITCH CAMP!! OH MY GOD!! CAMERON GOT HER!! BITCH CAMP DELIVERED TO CLEOPATRA!!… THE CHAMPION PLANTED FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT!! WILL THIS DO IT?! WILL THIS END THE RECORD SHATTERING ELEVEN MONTH REIGN OF CLEOPATRA? CAMERON ROLLS HER OVER AND WITH THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Rumors’ hits as Cameron Ella Ava is awarded the Vixens Championship )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND NEW EAW VIXENS CHAMPION… CAMMMMERRRRONNNN ELLLAAA AVVVAAA!!

Stew: IT’S OVER!! Cleopatra won that championship in July of last year, and today, on June 30th, 2013 her reign comes to an end at the hands of Cameron Ella Ava!

HYC: Before the match started I said that there wasn’t a woman on earth that could defeat her… I should’ve said IF ANYONE has a chance it’s Cameron! Congratulations to her, the new Vixens Champion, crowned here at Pain For Pride!

( Cameron heads to the back as the camera focuses in on Cleopatra, glossy eyed on her knees. She wipes a tear away from her eyes and stands up. She bows to the crowd a few times and waves as the crowd stands up and applauds her )

( As she leaves the ring the crowd continues to applaud her. She exits through the side of the entrance ramp )

(Camera cuts backstage to an excited Max A. Million in a tuxedo with a microphone in hand)

Max: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here right NOW in the first exclusive interview with the NEW Heavyweight Champion of the World!

(Zack Crash rushes in with a bottle of water in his left hand, his right arm bandaged up, the EAW World Heavyweight Championship on his left shoulder with an excited look on his face)

Zack: I’m feeling GREAT tonight, Max!

Max: I’m certain you are feeling great tonight, Zack, because you just pulled off an UNBELIEVABLE upset tonight on day 1 of Pain For Pride! You not only managed to win the 2013 Cash In The Vault Ladder match, but you proceeded to cash it in later that very same night on an unconscious Jaywalker after a BRUTAL Hell In A Cell match and a very controversial ending! You did what people could have only wished for and broke the year-LONG winning streak of Jaywalker and took his fourth consecutive World Championship reign from him!

Zack: Max, Max… I know what I did and I’m not here to gloat by any means. I’m here to explain some things and one of those things happens to be regarding the question of if I actually had something to do with the stunt “The Legendary” Sekaiichi pulled before I cashed in and I’ll tell to you and the rest of the thousands in attendance and every person watching at home that there is nothing I would love more than to beat Robbie, RoV, Sekaiichi, whatever he wants to go by nowadays. I would gladly show him what I think of a man who thinks so little of this prestigious Belt! Now as to the question of WHY I chose to cash in then and there it’s really no secret at all. I was watching that match as closely as anybody else and I took the chance when it presented itself and yeah, anyone could have waltzed out there and pinned Jaywalker. Anyone else who would have been in my position could have done what I did out there, but the fact remains that there was NOBODY else in my position at that time and place. I happened to be the man that was able to endure more than five others and I happened to be the latest individual to win Cash In The Vault and simply sitting back and waiting over 300 days just to cash in and fall flat on my face.. That’s just not my style, really.

Max: Well you’ve been calling yourself a “Rebel” for quite some time now and you may have just solidified it by doing the unthinkable and swooping in to completely humiliate the NOW former World Champion. I’m sure it’s gotta feel amazing to finally have the World Title around YOUR waist.

Zack: More than you could imagine, Max, more than you could imagine. In just a little bit the entire fate of this company is going to be placed on the line and whether this company is gonna be here tomorrow or not happens to also weigh a whole lot on a man that was in my position, so despite all of what others may think or feel about me, I am here and I am so very PROUD to be holding this World Heavyweight Championship. Regardless of if I’ll be the Champion of this company tomorrow or of nothing I’ll STILL be a Champion and you can bet the challenge will always be there to those who think otherwise!

(Zack Crash looks up to meet eyes with Johnny Ventura dressed in his Pain For Pride attire and a Guy Fawkes mask on with Charlene Appleby smiling at his side)

Johnny: Seuls les lâches prennent la voie facile.

Zack: You still doing that?

(Johnny slowly takes off the mask and stares down with Zack as a smirk slowly forms across his face)

Johnny: What kind of a man swoops in and steals Championship gold? You are no man, Zack Crash, you are no man at all. You are nothing but a vulture disguised as one and you will soon enough be exposed for the fraud you are should this company continue to breath when the night has ended. A true man does not feed on opportunistic ways and thrive off of fluke victories. What you hold now is nothing more than fools gold. I, however, am going for the true prize. I defeated twenty-nine other individuals including you and became the 2013 Grand Rampage victor. I have placed my very existence on the line in this contest tonight by putting my InterWire Heavyweight Championship against the Answers World Championship. Look at me and then look at yourself, Zack Crash, and know why I have everything you never will: Good looks, a beautiful soulmate, talent, dignity, and soon enough, not one, but two of the most prestigious Championship Belts in this industry.

Zack: Well I suppose you would know a lot about opportunistic flukes seeing as how that’s how you won the Grand Rampage in the first place, Johnny. And about everything else… You sound like a guy who THINKS he’s better than me, but as I recall, only a week before you “put your very existence” on the line I… Well pardon MY French, but I made you look like more of a bitch than HER for once.

(Charlene gasps in shock as Johnny backs her up and steps nose to nose with Zack)

Johnny: Now that’s far enough, you crossed a line…. A fluke? You think my Grand Rampage victory was a fluke? I’ll give you a prime example of what it means to be a TRUE World Champion when I fulfill my destiny and take the Answers World Championship and then you can talk to me about flukes while you rot with your fluke World Championship.

Zack: Is that so, Jaques? Well I look forward to it. I’ll be watching and hope you put up more of a fight against Liam Catterson than you did against me, because if not, you’d do better to take your Halloween mask and go home. Though I think I’d rather put my money on you choking tonight and proving you truly are French after all by both being a horrible fighter AND an asshole. Best of luck, Jean-Paul.

(Zack smirks and storms pass Johnny; knocking shoulders with him as Zack takes his leave while an angered Johnny Ventura and Charlene storm off as well in the opposite direction)

( A video package is shown highlighting the feud between Liam Catterson and Johnny Ventura. The package shows a split-screen of Johnny Ventura winning the Grand Rampage on the right side with Liam Catterson cashing in his King of Extreme on Y2Impact to become the Answers World Champion. ‘The Catalyst’ by Linkin Park begins to play as Johnny Ventura is shown appearing on Dynasty and confronting Liam Catterson. Johnny is shown inviting Charlene Appleby out to the ring followed by Johnny laying out Liam with a kick. It ends with Johnny and Charlene sharing a kiss as Liam looks on with a look of helplessness. )

( The Camera fades into the ring as the Answers World Championship logo flashes across the screen )

Stew: And here we go, Chico! Pain For Pride, the Answers World Championship, it doesn’t get much bigger! This is the culmination of a real battle for Liam Catterson that stretches far beyond the Johnny Ventura situation. He’s out to prove much, much more tonight… ever since becoming champion he’s had the term ‘paper champion’ thrown at him from just about everyone, he needs to show the entire universe that he is a World Champion and not just a fluke.

( The camera fades up to the titantron which begins to fuzz up and eventually show a rally going on outside of the stadium )

( About a dozen men are shown marching back and forth donning all black trench coats and Guy Fawkes masks )

( ‘It’s Going Down’ by The Executioners plays as the men begin forming a circle )

( Once the circle is formed, all twelve men reach into their pockets and grab what looks to be grenades )

( They throw the grenades on the ground and they all pop as red haze begins to pour out of them. Suddenly the entire stadium begins to fill with a red haze )

( Johnny Ventura and Charlene Appleby appear in the middle of the ring, Johnny wearing a Guy Fawkes mask that changes colors and Charlene wearing an all-black dress )

Stew: And there’s the 2013 Grand Rampage winner, Johnny Ventura who earned the right to face any world champion by winning the match. The woman joined at the hip of the Interwire Champion is Charlene Appleby, Liam’s now former girlfriend. She’s added a whole new dimension to the match making it VERY personal. Liam claims that Johnny brainwashed her while Johnny places all the blame on Liam, claiming that he wasn’t there when Charlene needed him.

HYC: Oh please Stew, just stop! This whole thing has turned into a soap opera and we’ve lost focus of what this is really about. TWO titles are on the line, one of them being Johnny’s Interwire Championship, this is a match between him and the Answers World Champion Liam Catterson? Understand? As far as I’m concerned Charlene’s irrelevant to the match.

( ‘Sins of the Father’ by Donna Burke hits as Liam Catterson steps out onto the stage wearing white and gold trunks and the Answers World Championship around his waist )

Stew: But you can’t ignore it, Chico! It’s the undeniable elephant in the room! This whole thing with Charlene Appleby has driven Liam to a point that we’ve never seen him at before… he’s at his wit’s end about it all… where exactly is his head at? Obviously a far less flashy entrance than the one his opponent had tonight and judging by the look on his face, he seems focused, but what’s inside? He can put the poker face on all he wants, but if he’s mixed up inside, what’s the point?

HYC: I think Liam’s finally boiled all this down. This is Pain For Pride, he can’t be worrying about ex-girlfriends, as you said earlier Stew, he has to prove to EVERYONE that he’s as good as he says and that he’s not a fluke champion.

( Liam enters the ring and shoots both Johnny and Charlene a look before heading to the turnbuckle and posing with the Answers World Championship )

Ring Announcer: The following contest, scheduled for one falls is a…. WINNER TAKES ALL MATCH!! Introuducing first, from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 235 pounds… HE IS THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION AND THE WINNER OF THE 2013 GRAND RAMPAGE!!… JOHNNYYYYYYY VEEEENNNTURRRRRRAAAA!!

( Johnny leans in and kisses Charlene before she heads out of the ring, Liam stares Johnny down showing little to no expression )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from United Kingdom, Shildon… weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!… LIAAAAMMM CATTTTERRRRSOONNN!!

( The referee holds both titles up into the air )

HYC: One champion will for sure lose his title tonight, which one will it be?!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: AND LIAM IMMEDIATELY TACKLES JOHNNY INTO THE CORNER!! Hammering away with rights and lefts, Johnny lowers himself to a sitting position and kicks Liam in the gut to shoo him away! Liam regains himself but Johnny gets his knees up and sends them into the jaw of Liam! JOHNNY EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER AND THROWS IS BODY AT LIAM! BOTH MEN TOPPLE OVER THE ROPES AND HEAD TO THE OUTSIDE LANDING HARD!! BOTH MEN HOP TO THEIR FEET AND BEGIN TRADING BLOWS! Liam with a HARD right hand that leans Johnny up against the barrier here at ringside! Liam now leaping up onto the barrier… AND DROPPING HIS LEG RIGHT ACROSS THE THROAT OF JOHNNY LIKE A GUILLOTINE!! Johnny drops to his knees, grabbing his throat… AND NOW LIAM WITH A HARD KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!

HYC: Liam still seems to be a bit conflicted here, he looks over to ringside at a steel chair, then back over at Johnny… his head isn’t in the right place! He breaks for the steel chair and grips it into his hands, slams it against the padded floor as Johnny makes it to his feet!… LIAM TAKES A SWING… BUT JOHNNY WITH A LOW BLOW!! JOHNNY LOW BLOWS LIAM WHO DROPS THE CHAIR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BARRIER, INTO THE CROWD SIDE!! Johnny now grabs Liam… AND WHIPS HIM RIGHT INTO THE RING POST!!

Stew: Liam flies off the ring post, Johnny grabs him and rolls him into the ring. Johnny on the apron climbs up to the top rope… AND LANDS A MISSLE DROPKICK!! JOHNNY FLIES BACK ACROSS THE RING BEFORE FALLING TO HIS BACKSIDE!! He grabs onto the ropes and uses them for aid, pulling himself to his feet… OH BUT LOOK OUT!! HERE COMES CATTERSON CHARGING… AND A CROSSBODY THAT TAKES BOTH MEN DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! Catterson quickly slides out of the ring, now dragging Johnny with him… He gets him to the edge of the ring… AND NOW AN ALLEY OOP BOMB!! THROWING JOHNNY VENTURA INTO THE FLOOR!!

HYC: Liam Catterson locks eyes with Charlene Appleby here who stands across the ring looking troubled as Liam lifts Johnny to his feet! He drags him over near our announce table… AND NOW HE WHIPS JOHNNY RIGHT INTO IT!! JOHNNY HITTING HARD BACK FIRST… LIAM JUMPS UP ONTO THE APRON… HE LEAPS OFF WITH A FOREARM!! AND BOTH MEN COME FLYING ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE HERE… LOOK OUT STEW!! LIAM PUSHES JOHNNY OFF AND BEGINS CLEARING OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE HERE!! TAKING THE COVER OFF… FOLLOWED BY MY MONITOR!!… HE GRIPS THE OTHER MONITOR AND HOLDS IT IN HIS HAND… AND WHAM!! HE BRINGS IT RIGHT ACROSS

Stew: LIAM NOW GRABS JOHNNY AND PULLS HIM UP TO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!! HE LOOKS FOR THE CUTTERSON!! BUT NO!! JOHNNY SPINS OUT OF IT… AND LOOK!! JOHNNY FROM BEHIND POPS HIS HIPS AND DELIVERS A GERMAN SUPLEX!! A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX AND LIAM GOES FLYING OVER THE BARRICADE, INTO THE CROWD!! MY GOD!! JOHNNY GETS OFF OUR TABLE AND FOLLOWS LIAM INTO THE CROWD WHERE HE MEETS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND!!… THE CHAMPION MAKES IT FULLY TO HIS FEET HERE… ONLY TO BE KNOCKED BACK DOWN BY JOHNNY!! Liam back up, trying not to trip over these fan’s items! JOHNNY TRYING FOR ANOTHER RIGHT HAND… DUCKED!! LIAM WITH A RIGHT INSTEAD AND JOHNNY FALLS BACK INTO SOME MEMBERS OF THE CROWD!!

HYC: LIAM PULLS JOHNNY OFF AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE BARRICADE!!… Johnny lands hard… Liam on top of the barricade now… JOHNNY UNAWARE!! LIAM LEAPS OFF… AND A SOMERSAULT NECK SNAP BY LIAM!! JOHNNY’S HEAD BOUNCING OFF THE FLOOR!!… And at least to this point this match has lived up to its hype, it’s been nothing but a high octane thrill ride! Liam allows Johnny some time to make it to his feet… LIAM NOW COMES CHARGING… BUT OHH!! JOHNNY GRABS LIAM AND PUSHES HIM UP!! LIAM GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!!…Liam hits it skull first… he stumbles out on spaghetti legs… Johnny grabs him on the forearm.. AND WHIPS HIM RIGHT INTO THE TIMEKEEPER AREA!! LIAM FLIPPING AROUND AS HE HITS INTO ABOUT HALF A DOZEN CHAIRS!!

Stew: Johnny moves towards Liam and removes the chairs, throwing them to the side, trying to get Liam untangled from this mess! Johnny throws a few chairs near the ring here now as he finally gets Liam to his feet! He hits him with a right hand before rolling him into the ring… Johnny follows and as Liam makes it back to his feet, Johnny grabs him… TWISTS HIM AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH THE NECKBREAKER!! Johnny rolls out of the ring, he throws up the ring apron… AND HE PULLS OUT A TABLE!! Johnny takes the table and he sets it up on the outside… he grabs one of the chairs and brings it into the ring with him… AND HE SLAMS IT RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK!!

HYC: Johnny lifts the chair up again… AND RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK IT GOES FOR A SECOND TIME!! Johnny tosses the chair aside and lifts Liam to his feet, he brings him over into the corner… Johnny hops up to the second rope, he now grabs Liam by the head and pulls him up to the bottom rope… Johnny holds Liam in place as he steps up to the top rope… bringing Liam to the middle turnbuckle! He applies a front face lock… HE LOOKS DOWN AT THAT TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE… IS JOHNNY LOOKING TO SUPERPLEX LIAM THROUGH THAT TABLE?!

Stew: JOHNNY HOOKS HIM… BUT LIAM NOW REALIZING THE PREDICAMENT HE’S IN PUNCHES JOHNNY HARD IN THE STOMACH!!… HE DOES IT A SECOND TIME… AND NOW LOOK AT LIAM!! HE MOVES HIS LEGS OVER TO THE ROPES… AND HE APPLIES A SLEEPER HOLD!! LIAM WITH A SLEEPER HOLD ON THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!! JOHNNY TRYING TO SLIP OUT OF IT BUT IT DIDN’T WORK!!… LIAM REARS BACK… BUT JOHNNY!! JOHNNY PUSHES OFF WITH HIS FEET SENDING BOTH MEN TO THE FLOOR!!… THEY ALMOST GO CRASHING THROUH THAT TABLE!!.. BUT LOOK AT LIAM!!… HE ROLLS HIMSELF AND JOHNNY OVER… SWITCHES HIS GRIP AND NOW HAS A CAMEL CLUTCH APPLIED!! JOHNNY VENTURA AGAIN FINDS HIMSELF IN A POTENTIALLY DISASTROUS SITUATION HERE!! JOHNNY LOOKS TO THE RING STEPS AND SLOWLY BEGINS CRAWLING OVER!! LIAM TRYING TO KEEP HIS GROUND, TRYING NOT TO BE PULLED BY JOHNNY!! JOHNNY HOWEVER GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THOSE STEPS… HE FINDS THEM AND PUTS HIS HAND INSIDE THE GRIP SLIT… PULLING HIMSELF ONTO THE STEPS… STILL WITH THE CAMEL CLUTCH APPLIED BY THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!…

HYC: JOHNNY TURNS AROUND AND BACKS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AS LIAM’S BACK HITS AGAINST IT… NOW JOHNNY ADDING EXTRA FORCE, PUTTING MORE PRESSURE ON LIAM’S SPINE… SO MUCH SO THAT HE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BREAK THE HOLD!! Johnny pulls himself to his feet… followed by Liam… Liam throws a right hand at Johnny… BUT HE DUCKS UNDER IT AND PUSHES LIAM OFF THE RING STEPS!! LIAM GOES CRASHING THROUGH THAT TABLE NOW AS JOHNNY COLLAPSES ON THE STEPS!! Johnny was in that camel clutch for a LONG TIME and it took a lot out of him to get Liam to break it… Johnny climbs onto the apron as the Answers World Champion remains down, shards of the wooden table lay all around him! Johnny to his feet now here climbs up to the top rope! Liam starting to stir here as Johnny makes it to the top!

Stew: Johnny sets himself as Liam makes it to his feet… HE LEAPS OFF… LEGDROP BULLDOG!! A LEGDROP BULLDOG AND THE BACK OF LIAM’S SKULL ONCE AGAIN DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE FLOOR!! Johnny gets the champion up… he rolls him into the ring… AND NOW QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG HERE!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! KICK OUT!!

HYC: Liam rolls away from Johnny, into the corner where he uses it as an aid to lift him to his feet… Johnny is however right there as he dukes out a few rights to the face! Liam’s in bad shape here as Johnny whips him into the ropes… JOHNNY COMES RUNNING… BUT LIAM WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!! RIGHT INTO THE SKULL!! STOPPING JOHNNY DEAD IN HIS TRACKS AS HE DROPS LIKE A PIN TO THE CANVAS!! LIAM CRAWLS INTO THE PIN HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! JOHNNY GETS A SHOULDER UP!!

Stew: Liam sits up and runs his hands through his hair a couple times. Johnny Ventura has been busted open, a good sign that he won’t be able to continue much longer! Liam crawls over to the steel chair and re-grips it, using it almost as a cane as he pushes himself to his feet… Johnny now on his knees realizing the blood dripping down his face… HE SEES LIAM CHARGING AGAIN WITH THAT CHAIR AND HE QUICKLY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! JOHNNY STILL IN A TOUGH SPOT HERE, AS IF A DEER IN HEADLIGHTS, LIAM’S ARMED AND HE ISN’T!! HE DOESN’T HAVE ANY TIME TO THINK AS LIAM AGAIN LIKE A LOCOMOTIVE RUSHES AT JOHNNY… WHO PULLS OFF THE DROPKICK TO THE FACE AS THAT CHAIR GOES FLYING BACK!!

HYC: Liam knocked off his feet momentarily now back up… both men dance around the ring a bit as if we’re back to square one and the start of the match… Johnny rushes but Liam pushes him down and… HE APPLIES ANOTHER SLEEPER HOLD!! JOHNNY REACHES OUT TOWARDS THE ROPES BUT THEY’RE TOO FAR!! JOHNNY DOWN TO ONE KNEE ALREADY, ALL THE BLOOD RUSHING OUT OF HIS HEAD… WHAT DOES HE DO HERE?! DOES HE GIVE UP, SUBMIT? OR DOES HE TRY TO GET THROUGH IT!! LIAM SCREAMING AT JOHNNY TO GIVE UP!!… BUT JOHNNY KEEPS FIGHTING… BUT OH NO!! HE COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS!!… HE MAY BE OUT!! THE REFEREE DROPPING TO HIS KNEE, LIFTING THE ARM OF JOHNNY UP… AND IT DROPS!! IF THIS HAPPENS TWICE MORE, LIAM RETAINS HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!!…

Stew: THE REFEREE RAISES JOHNNY’S ARM UP A SECOND TIME… AND AGAIN IT DROPS!! CHARLENE APPLEBY LOOKS ON TERRIFIED AS THE REFEREE RAISES HIS ARM A THIRD TIME… AND… JOHNNY ROLLS OVER ONTO HIS BACK, ROLLING UP LIAM!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT NO!! LIAM AT THE LAST SECOND PUSHES HIM OFF!!

HYC: That was SO close… TOO close if you ask me. Both men again back to their feet… Liam grabs Johnny but he’s swatted away… AND NOW JOHNNY WITH A FLOATOVER DDT!! Johnny once again heads out of the ring… searching for something… AND HE GRABS THE RING BELL!! JOHNNY WAS EYEING THAT RING BELL UP BEFORE BUT DIDN’T GRAB IT, NOW HE HAS AND HE’S BRINGING IT INTO THE RING!!… LIAM TO HIS FEET… JOHNNY RUNS FULL SPEED AT LIAM WITH THAT BELL AND CLOCKS IT OVER HIS HEAD!! WOW!! LIAM GOES DOWN, RIGHT BACK WHERE HE CAME FROM!! THE FORCE FROM THAT BLOW SENDS JOHNNY ALL THE WAY INTO THE ROPES!!

Stew: Johnny should be capitalizing on this but he’s been through two sleeper holds and a camel clutch in this match… he’s been bleeding for quite some time now… I’m just not entirely sure he has the willpower right now to try and capitalize! Johnny lifts his head up and begins crawling over to the Answers World Champion… trying to cover… JOHNNY RAISES HIS ARM TO PUT IT ACROSS THE CHEST OF LIAM… BUT LIAM ROLLS ONTO HIS BACK!! HOW SMART WAS THAT OF THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION TO AVOID THE PIN!! JOHNNY IS FUMING NOW… THE CHAMPION KNEW JOHNNY WAS COMING AND BASICALLY SUCKERED HIM IN!!… JOHNNY GETS TO HIS FEET AND BEGINS STOMPING INTO THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! STOMP AFTER STOMP TO THE HEAD, NOW THE BACK, MOVING DOWN TO THE LEGS!!

HYC: JOHNNY’S THROWING IT INTO A DIFFERENT, MUCH SINISTER MODE HERE!! HE’S GONE COMPLETELY CRAZY!! HE EASES OFF THE STOMPS BUT DROPS TO THE CANVAS ON HIS KNEES WITH A TRULY DEMONIC LOOK ON HIS FACE!! IT’S SCARY!! Liam to his knees makes it to his feet… JOHNNY COMES RUSHING AND SWINGS HIS LEG AT THE HEAD OF LIAM… BUT LIAM DUCKS AND NOW TO HIS FEET!! HE KICKS JOHNNY IN THE GUT… PULLS HIM IN… AND THE CATTERSON IMPACT!! YES!! LIAM CAONNECTS WITH THE CATTERSON IMPACT!! HE ROLLS JOHNNY OVER ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS, LIAM’S GONNA RETAIN HIS TITLE!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… AND CHARLENE PULLS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!!

Stew: Liam sits up, confused as to why the referee didn’t count the three and now he sees it! The referee on the outside with Charlene, arguing! Liam leaves the ring… AND OH MY!! HE PUSHES THE REFEREE WAY AND GRABS CHARLENE BY THE THROAT!! BRINGING HER DOWN TO HER KNEES… LIAM’S EYES ARE FULL OF RAGE, I THINK HE’S FULLY REALIZING IT NOW!! CHARLENE TRULY HAS BETRAYED HIM!! CHARLENE BEGGING FOR MERCY HERE… TRYING TO APOLOGIZE BUT LIAM DOESN’T CARE!! HE KNEES HER IN THE GUT… HE HOOKS HER ARMS AND DELIVERS THE CATTERSON IMPACT TO CHARLENE APPLEBY ON THE OUTSIDE!!

HYC: BUT LOOK AT JOHNNY!! HE RUNS AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES… A SHOOTING STAR!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO LIAM ON THE OUTSIDE!! BOTH MEN DOWN AND IT TOOK THE REFEREE OUT AS WELL!! EVERYONE’S DOWN!! JOHNNY STARTING TO AND NOW TO HIS FEET!! HE GETS LIAM UP AS WELL AND RATHER MEEKLY PUSHES LIAM INTO THE RING… HE CRAWLS INTO THE PIN… BUT THERE’S NO REFERE!! JOHNNY TOOK THE REFEREE OUT!! HE EXITS THE RING AND TRIES TO WAKE UP THE REFEREE… HE GETS HIM TO COME TO, NOW PICKING HIM UP AND SLAPPING HIM AROUND, TRYING TO GET HIM ALERT…

Stew: BUT OH MY!! LOOK OUT!! LIAM NOW JUMPING OVER THE ROPE… 540 CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!!!!! WOW!!TAKING JOHNNY OUT!! A LITTLE BUT OF ONE UPSMANSHIP SHOWN THERE BY THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, TELLING JOHNNY THAT HE CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN JOHNNY CAN!! Liam to his feet, brings the referee into the ring first before picking Johnny up… he rolls Johnny into the ring, Liam now heading up to the top rope!!… JOHNNY DOWN!! LIAM’S THERE… HE LEAPS OFF… AND HOLY SHIT!! A 630 SENTON!! A 630 SENTON SPLASH TO JOHNNY VENTURA!! THE REFEREE IS UP AND LIAM FALLS BACK INTO THE PIN, HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRRRRRR—NO!! JOHNNY KICKS OUT!!

HYC: LOOK AT THE FACE OF LIAM CATTERSON FOLKS, THE BLOODY FACE OF LIAM CATTERSON, THAT IS WHAT EXHAUSTION LOOKS LIKE!! Liam rolls over to the ropes and uses them to pull himself to his feet. He pulls Johnny Ventura up to his feet… BUT JOHNNY TAKES HIM DOWN, AND NOW APPLYING THE BUBONIC TWIST!! HE TURNS LIAM OVER ONTO HIS STOMACH… AND HE’S GOT IT!! LIAM IN TROUBLE HERE!! IN BIG…. BIG TROUBLE!! HE REACHES OUT TOWARDS THE ROPES WHICH ARE ONLY A FINGERTIP AWAY… BUT JOHNNY PULLS HIM BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! LIAM PULLING AT HIS HAIR, TRYING NOT TO SUBMIT BUT GOOD LORD THE PAIN MUST BE EXCRUTIATING!! LIAM DOESN’T WANT TO SEE HIS ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP LEAVE HIM, HE WANTS TO PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT HE’S A TRUE CHAMPION!!…

Stew: LIAM DIGS HIS HANDS INTO THE CANVAS… REACHING OUT TOWARDS THE ROPES, JOHNNY’S TRYING TO PULL HIM BACK BUT THERE ISN’T ANYTHING THAT’S GOING TO STOP LIAM CATTERSON HERE… HE REACHES OUT TOWARDS THE ROPES… AND HE… CHARLENE SLAPS LIAM RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!! STRAIGHT SLAP BY CHARLENE AND THE DISTRACTON ALLOWS JOHNNY TO PULL LIAM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! LIAM’S IN A FRENZY HERE… BUT LOOK!! HE’S REVERSING IT!!… LIAM MANAGING TO TURN ONTO HIS BACK!! JOHNNY TRYING TO GET LIAM BACK ONTO HIS STOMACH… BUT HE GETS PUSHED AWAY!! LIAM PUSHES JOHNNY AWAY AND ESCAPES THE BUBONIC TWIST!!

HYC: Johnny regains himself as Liam hobbles to his feet and moves out of the corner… DISASTER PIECE!! DISASTER PIECE BY JOHNNY VENTURA FROM OUT OF NOWEHERE!! LIAM DOWN, JOHNNY FALLS RIGHT NEXT TO HIM HE’S SPENT!!… BUT HE GETS HIS ARM UP… AND HE DROPS IT ACROSS THE CHEST OF LIAM CATTERSON… WE’RE GONNA HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… ANDDD… THE SHOULDER IS UP!! LIAM REACHES DEEP, DEEP DOWN AND FORCES THE SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS!!

Stew: AND CHARLENE LET’S OUT A WHAIL FROM THE OUTSIDE!! SHE ENTERS THE RING NOW AS JOHNNY THROWS A TANTRUM, TRYING TO CALM HIM DOWN!! CHARLENE POINTS AT LIAM AND SEEMS TO BE TELLING SOMETHING TO JOHNNY WHICH CAUSES HIM TO CALM DOWN!! CHARLENE WALKS OVER TO LIAM, SHE HOOKS HER ARMS UNDER HIS SHOULDERS AND PULLS HIM TO HIS FEET… STRUGGLING BUT MANAGING AS JOHNNY LOADS UP FOR ANOTHER KICK… SHE HAS LIAM UP… HOLDING HIM IN PLACE… AND…. THE DISASTER PIECE DELIVERED TO… OH MY!! DELIVERED TO CHARLENE APPLEBY AS LIAM DUCKS UNDER IT!! CHARLENE TOOK THE FULL FORCE OF THAT KICK, RIGHT TO THE FACE!!

HYC: JOHNNY IS IN SHOCK… HE TURNS AROUND… A KICK TO THE GUT!! LIAM HOOKS THE ARMS, THE CATTERSON IMPACT CONN—NO!! JOHNNY REVERSES IT!! AND PUSHES LIAM INTO THE CORNER!! HE COMES RUNNING AT HIM WITH A CLUBBING BLOW OVER THE BACK!! AND NOW A SECOND ONE, FOLLOWED BY A THIRD!! JOHNNY NOW GRABS LIAM AND PULLS HIM INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING… HE HOOKS HIS ARMS AROUND THE BACK OF LIAM AND TWISTS HIM AROUND… LOOKING FOR CARDIAC UNREST!!… BUT NO!! LIAM SPINS OUT OF IT AND GRABS JOHNNY, PULLS HIM IN… THE CUTTERSON!! YES YES!! HE GOT IT!! LIAM GETS THE CUTTERSON!! HE ROLLS JOHNNY OVER, HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Sins of the Father’ hits as Liam rolls off of Johnny onto his stomach where he lays as the referee places both the Answers World Championship and the Interwire Championship on his side )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AND NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONN… LIAAAAAMMMMMM CAATTTTTTTTERRRRRRSSSSOONNN!!

Stew: And he’s done it! At Pain For Pride VI! Liam Catterson has proven to everyone that HE IS REAL! HE IS here to stay as the Answers World Champion… what a contest that was, Chico! Back and forth… a HUGE amount of offense shown by both men, and it truly did come down to the wire!

( Liam is shown getting to his feet )

HYC: Indeed it did, credit where credit is due to BOTH of these guys here tonight, Stew, they put on a true spectacle!

( Liam grabs both championships and holds them up to the crowd as thousands of flashes go off )

Stew: Liam is now a double champion! He retained his Answers World Championship and as I said silenced ALL of the critics… and he’s also won Johnny Ventura’s Interwire Championship! He’s had a phenomenal 2013, holding the The New Breed Championship, Answers World Championship, Now the Interwire Championship, he also won King of Extreme by defeating METHUSELAH! And the scary part is… we’re only half way through the year!

( Liam is shown on the ramp holding both titles up high into the air again before putting one on each shoulder and heading to the back )

( SCOTT DIAMOND SEG )

HYC: Well Stew, despite a new beginning that may have been established in this AWC match I think we’re gonna witness the end of an era. I don’t know what to expect exactly but we’ve seen a lot in this unbelievable show and yet I still think we haven’t seen anything, until now.

Stew: A storied rivalry, two men abilities thought not possible with backgrounds that would take an eternity to explain. This truly is the beginning of the end. This is Methuselah vs Y2Impact.

( Screen goes dark. )

( Recap of Y2Impact vs Mr. DEDEDE / Methuselah is aired. )

( Highlights: DEDEDE and Impact’s initial confrontation following RW 5 proposing a “Match of the Universe”. Mr. DEDEDE’s elimination from the Grand Rampage. Impact’s confronting DEDEDE over the GR elimination leading to a Defiance world championship match challenge. DEDEDE helping screw Impact out of the AWC on Dynasty and again at Defiance. Impact calling out DEDEDE leading into the Pain for Pride match being made. The parking lot brawl ending with Impact being speared into the car. Impact screwing DEDEDE out of his match against The Deity. Impact and Methuselah’s confrontations on the most recent episode of Dynasty leading to Impact stopping the spear with his hands and flooring him with the codebreaker. Impact’s final words “you’re gonna get what’s coming to you” are highlighted. )

( Camera returns to the arena )

Ring Announcer: This following match.. is scheduled for ONE-FALL!

( The entire Pain for Pride stage/setup along with the Titantron begin glowing green. The stadium lights dim and a countdown clock appears on the screen. )

( 10… 9… 8…. 7…. 6…. 5…. 4…. 3…. 2… 1… )

( Every light in the arena is cut off. A spotlight reveals Y2Impact walking out to the left side of the stage carrying the National Extreme Championship and sporting long hair and long tights. He turns around to his signature pose. )

( Another Y2Impact walks out from the back in a suit and tie carrying the World Heavyweight Championship, and walks next to the long-haired Impact before turning to the signature pose. )

( A following Impact walks out with the UTTC in hand and stops at the opposite side of the stage before turning to the pose as well. )

( A fourth and final Impact walks out to the right side of the stage carrying the Answers World Championship. He turns to the pose. A panoramic shot of all four Y2Impacts turned around is taken. )

( The stage brightens up, white-hot lights rise from the very floors and the Titantron as a trap door opens from the middle of the stage. Y2Impact rises from the opening in his signature pose as the home-town crowd gives him a deafening ovation on sight. )

( “Twisted Transistor” – Korn hits over the speakers; All four holographic Y2Impacts begin to shift sideways towards Impact in the middle and they all merge as the stadium lights are white-hot. Impact turns around and gigantic pyro shoots from the stage into the skies )

HYC: WOW!!!

( Impact walks down the ramp with adrenaline pumping )

Ring Announcer: INTRODUCING FIRST… Weighing in tonight at 226.. RETURNING HOOOME TO SEATTLE WASHINGTOOOOOOONNNNNNNN… the “GREED INCARNATE”, the “QUINTESSENTIAL CHAMPION”… YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 22222222222222222222 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMPAAAAAAAAAAAACTTTTT!!!!!

( Fireworks in the sky reveal in lettering “Welcome Home, Impact!”. Impact enters the ring and is circling it in anticipation )

Stew: The most decorated competitor in EAW history! The iconic and living legend himself who is truly a blessing to see perform returns HOME with an unreal theatric! But he is an unreal person, as is his opponent; CERTAINLY worthy of being called the Greatest of all Time, ESPECIALLY if he can make tonight’s victory happen! A 5 time World Champion, 2010 Extremist of the Year, Hall of Famer.. there’s just about nothing this guy hasn’t done.

HYC: EXCEPT defeat Methuselah. That says it ALL about this match.

( Impact is in the ring geared up. The lights in the arena dim as a loud heartbeat and thunder can be heart over the speakers. Thick smoke instantly begins pouring at ringside as Impact’s focus is now on the stage. )

( A gigantic flock of 90 crows suddenly take flight over the arena. )

( Violins begin playing in the background as the arena lights become blood red. Bolts of lightning strike several parts of the arena including one bolt that strikes the ring and barely misses Impact. )

Stew: Oh my god!

( The ringside smoke is thick. Smoke begins pouring from out of the back as “No One Believes Me” – Kid Cudi hits )

“Have you ever felt something evil lurking around?”
“The moon is full, the streets are empty, shadows cover the town”

( Lightning strikes the stage as the stage is set into flames. Methuselah slowly walks out through the smoke and flames in a trenchcoat with blood dripping from it )

Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT… WEIGHING IN TONIGHT AT 240 POOOOOOUNDSSS… MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHUUUSELAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: The man, the myth.. truly somebody who you have to SEE to BELIEVE because his presence alone is as grand as they say! NOBODY’s done more than him, NOBODY’S contributed more just by being here than he does… but this isn’t the great Mr. DEDEDE… this is someone even more dangerous, tactful and destructive. The MONSTER, METHUSELAH.

( Meth stops at the middle of the ramp and raises his head and arms for the corna pose. 90 foot flames shoot from the stage into the sky. Scattered fireballs shoot higher into the sky from behind the arena as they disappear in the air and Meth continues to the ring. )

HYC: His accolades are immeasurable, plain and simple. It would be remiss not to respect this man even if you don’t like him because across the board he is likely the best and has left a TRAIL this year of destruction. Four Match of the Years, Four World Championships in EAW and knows the main event like the back of his hand.

( Methuselah is standing at the corner of the ring in red spotlight, glaring at Impact until he pulls his trenchcoat off and the music/lights die down. Another bolt of lightning strikes the turnbuckle behind Impact as lighting surges in the air. )

Stew: The INTENSITY. Both men with eye contact that would result in double-murder if looks could kill. THIS is what we’re seeing. Two main players in an ultimate battle! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

HYC: Immediately Methuselah and Impact, two of the greatest to EVER wrestle approach each other trading blows! Right from Imp, right from Meth, back and forth into eachother’s faces and Meth gets the advantage with three uninterrupted! Meth with a SHOT to the gut, ELBOW to the face! Meth cocks back, ANOTHER elbow- Imp catches it with the hand and there’s a KICK to the spine, KICK to the gut and a JUMPING SPINNING BACKFIST… that’s blocked by Meth’s forearm!

Stew: Imp SWINGS with his other fist, BLOCKED by Meth, and Meth kicks Imp into the gut grabs his skull and hits a MASSIVE HEADBUTT! Meth FIRES with a shot, BLOCK by Imp, Imp with a shot, CONNECTS. Imp runs with a running spinning elbow smash– but Meth blocks with both forearms and delivers a VICIOUS uppercut to the jaw! And Imp FIRES BACK with a euro uppcercut as Meth stumbles back to the corner and Impact runs full speed with the RUNNING SPINNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT IN THE CORNER! CONNECTS, Meth comes out of the corner and Impact runs for the BULLDOG- but Meth ducks and shoves out of it and Impact turns around to a BIG BOOT! Imp returns up and Meth hits a RUNNING ENZIGURI! Imp REFUSES to fall as he stumbles away as Meth from behind goes for ANOTHER RUNNING ENZIGUR- Imp spins around and CATCHES THE LEGS IN MIDAIR! METH FALLS TO HIS BACK!! IMP IS GOING FOR THE WALLS!!! But Meth with his strength CURLS UP with support from his arms and CURLS UP TOWARDS IMP FOR A DDT! But Imp REFUSES to go down despite being yanked and runs backwards driving Methuselah skull-first into the turnbuckle! Impact lifts Methuselah up to his shoulders and drops to his BACK FOR THE GUT-BUSTER! Methuselah is on his knees holding his ribs in pain!

HYC: Impact backs into the ropes and rebounds for the low clothesline– but Meth SHOOTS UP to his feet, spins behind Impact and hits a quick BELLY TO BELLY FROM BEHIND- But as Imp is hoisted he front-rolls underneath Meth and rolls him up and GETS A HOLD ON A LEG FOR THE WALLS AGAIN; but Meth twists to his stomach, gets up to one leg and KICKS his other leg free and IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE DIAMOND CUTTER!!!! But Imp SHOVES Methuselah away, Meth turns back and Imp runs attempting a CODEBREAKER– BUT METH CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR and runs full speed to the turnbuckle as Imp hits the corner! Imp stumbles out… and Meth goes for ANOTHER BIG BOOT,

Stew: But Impact CATCHES the leg, SPINS Meth’s leg around by the ankle and Meth fires back with a JUMPING JUDO KICK! Imp is spun around and Meth from behind pulls Imp up for the TIGER SUPLEX, but Impact BACK FLIPS from it, back handsprings After the back flip and Meth runs for the clothesline.. but Imp slides in-between Meth’s legs from behind and Meth spins around as Imp SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES for the SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! Meth is taken down, back-rolls back up and Impact runs for a fist again, but Meth ducks it and spins Impact around for the PEOPLES PUNCHES! BLOW AFTER BLOW AFTER BLOW TO THE FACE AND A SPIT TO THE PALM AS HE FIRES WITH THE HAY MAKER! Impact stumbles away and Meth CROUCHES IN PLACE–

HYC: AND RUNS FULL SPEED!!!! SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: AND IMPACT EXTENDS HIS HANDS AND CATCHES METH BY THE SHOULDERS AND IS PUSHED TOWARDS THE RING ROPES AND STOPS THE SPEAR WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!!!!!!! HE’S DONE IT AGAIN!!!!!!

HYC: WOW!!! Impact is pushed THROUGH the ring ropes and lands to the outside of the ring mostly unscathed, but for the second time in a row Impact has found a way to STOP the spear! No other man in the history of this business has been table to handle such velocity and halt it at an instant — LOOK LOOK, METHUSELAH IMMEDIATELY BACKS INTO THE ROPES AND LEAPS OVER FOR THE DIVING SENTON TO THE OUTSIDE! Y2IMPACT BLOCKS AS WELL AS HE CAN, BUT BOTH MEN ARE TAKEN DOWN. Meth springs up to his feet and is digging underneath the ring for a foreign object..

( Methuselah pulls out a wooden table, a ladder and a black steel chair )

Stew: Impact is back up and right as Meth pulls out the chair Imp grabs Methuselah by the hair- but Meth BLASTS THE CHAIR OVER IMPACTS SKULL AS HE STUMBLES BACK! Impact is leaned back on the barricade and Methuselah drops the chair, grabs Imp and thrusts him face first into the ring-post! Meth grabs his head and delivers stiff shots one after another into the forehead and– Imp immediately breaks free and SMASHES Methuselah’s skull into the post! Impact immediately grabs the ladder as Meth is dazed and SWINGS THE CLOSED LADDER LIKE A BAT INTO METHS ARM! Meth moves towards the barricade clutching his arm that’s in severe pain and Impact RUNS WITH THE LADDER AGAIN SMASHING IT INTO METHS FACE SENDING HIM OVER THE BARRICADE! Impact bridges the ladder now, and gets up onto it as Meth is in the crowd among the EAW fans!

HYC: Meth is pulling himself up and see’s Impact on the ladder. Impact walks across the bridged ladder like a tight rope and drags Methuselah from out of the ground onto the ladder with him.. and IMPACT HOOKING FOR THE VERTICAL SUPLEX —- NO!!! NO WAIT!! METH BREAKS FREE AND PULLS IMPACT IN FOR THE GRAND SLAM!!!! AND THE GRAND SLAM CONNECTS ON THE BRIDGED LADDER AS IT SNAPS INTO TWO!!! IMPACT ROLLS AROUND CLUTCHING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND METHUSELAH IS BACK IN THE GAME AFTER THAT HUGE MOVE!!

( Replay )

Stew: Methuselah gets up and immediately rolls Impact in the ring as Y2Impact is surely suffering dearly from that. Methuselah now immediately climbs to the top rope as Impact is on his front trying to somehow recovery… and Meth is up at the top rope with the STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HANDS!! METHUSELAH IS LOOKING DOWN AT IMPACT AND HOISTS THE CHAIR UP!!! METHUSELAH IS GOING FOR THE TOP ROPE CONCHAIRTO!!! AND HE LEAPS OFF!!! — BUT IMPACT SPINS AROUND AND LAUNCHES HIS FEET INTO THE AIR AS THE CHAIR IS KICKED BACK INTO METHUSELAHS FACE!!! WHAT QUICKNESS AND LOWER BODY CONTROL TRAINING DID IMPACT GO THROUGH TO DO THAT? Meth drops the chair and Y2Impact immediately gets up as Methuselah is shaken up and Impact runs for the forearm smash- but Meth CATCHES IMP BY THE ARMS, TWISTS AND HITS THE DOUBLE ARM FLAPJACK FACEBUSTER! There’s a cover! OOOOONEEEE…… TWO, KICKOUT.

HYC: Impact holding his face is wobbly and Methuselah is recovering as his lip seems to be busted open from that counter by Impact earlier.. Impact rolls out of the ring in front of us at the announce table and Methuselah slithers out of the ring with the steel chair right before Impact… and Impact kicks Methuselah in the gut, hits a blow to the face and DRIVES him spine first to the apron. Impact now grabs Meth and flings him spine first into our table! Impact backs up and runs towards Meth– BACK BODY DROP! IMPACT LANDS HARD ON OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! *Stew and HYC back away* AND NOW METHUSELAH IS CLIMBING UP TO OUR TABLE AS IMPACT IS LAID OUT AND METHUSELAH PULLS OFF HIS ELBOW PAD AND TOSSES IT INTO THE CROWD!!! METHUSELAH, WITH THEATRICS CONNECTS THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN E-FEDS AND ENTERTAINMENT!!!!! THE HEART-STOPPING PEOPLES ELBOW!!!! IMPACT IS SENT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH THE ELBOW INTO HIS HEART! OUR TABLE IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY COMPARED TO WHAT IMPACT HAS JUST SUFFERED! ( Methuselah rolls Impact into the ring; Replay of the Grand Slam followed by the announce table Peoples Elbow is shown )

Stew: Even the hometown fans HAD to love that! That was twice Methuselah pulled out moves from his “Gawd” arsenal.

( Methuselah tosses two chairs into the ring, pulls out another ladder and drags it in and finally enters the ring with a steel chair )

Stew: Meth bringing in the three most dangerous weapons to ever let him possess… Methuselah also brings into the ring a BARBEDWIRE BAT, Y2Impact is up to a knee and Methuselah is battered up like a Seattle Mariner and SMASHES THE BAT INTO IMPACTS SPINE LEAVING GASHES! Impact lets out a yell and Meth pulls IMPACT IN FOR THE METHUSELAH DDT ONTO THE BARBEDWIRE BAT– but IMPACT SWEEPS METH’S ANKLES AS METH FALLS TO THE GROUND AND IMP HAS HOLD OF METHS LEGS.. and he STOMPS into Meth’s face, STOMPS into Meth’s midsection and hits the HARSHEST STOMP OF THEM ALL INTO METHUSELAH’S GROIN! Meth sits up holding his groin in pain and Impact swings for a HORRID KICK ACROSS METHS FACE! Methuselah rolls to his side as Impact backs up and delivers a BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE SPINE, sending Meth rolling towards the apron! While Methuselah recovers, Impact snatches the table and sets it up right in the ring and he also heads towards the ramp-side apron and pulls in a table that was leaned there earlier–

HYC: Imp notices Meth’s rising on the apron and Impact runs towards Meth but Meth FIRES with a blow to the face, and Meth runs up the turnbuckle from the apron as Impact is holding his jaw… but IMPACT RUNS TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE, LEAPS UP IT AND HITS THE STEP-UP ENZIGURI! Meth falls to a seated position on the corner as his world has been rocked, and Impact grabs the ladder now and he SMASHES IT INTO METHUSELAH’S RIBS AS METH IS HANGING ON THE TOP WITH ONE HAND! Impact sets up the ladder on the ring, and Impact adjusts the table as it’s in front of Meth’s corner and Impact climbs up to the top of the ladder… IMPACT LEAPS OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER, LANDS ONTO METHS SHOULDERS AND HITS THE HURRICANRANA FROM THE TOP ROPE SENDING METHUSELAH THROUGH THE TABLE!!! METHUSELAH IS LAID OUT IN WOOD RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND Y2IMPACT ON HIS FEET RUNS TOWARDS THE ROPES AND LEAPS OFF WITH THE LIONSAULT!!!! LIONSAULT CONNECTS!!! THE HOME-TOWN IS ON FIRE, AND IMPACT HOOKS BOTH LEGS! OOOOONEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! METHUSELAH KICKS OUT!

( Replay of table crash / lionsault combo is shown along with fans jumping from the move )

Stew: Methuselah is ALREADY sitting up, and Impact is quite disturbed that Meth could even MOVE after an assault like that.. but quite frankly this is exactly what he asked for! Impact crawls to one of the steel chairs and quickly places it on the ground as he grabs the other one, and Impact SMASHES IT into Meth’s shoulders! Meth is on the ground and Impact puts his face onto the chair and stands up… THE OTHER CHAIR IN HAND.. IMPACT LIFTS THE CHAIR AND DELIVERS THE CONCHAIRTO!!! AND ANOTHER ONE, FURIOUS CONCHAIRTO ONE AFTER ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER!!! IMPACT CONNECTING A FIFTH ONE, AND METH WILL DEFINITELY BE ABSOLUTELY RINGING FROM THAT! Impact grabs the other table that he pulled in earlier and sets THAT one up as if the previous table crash weren’t enough.. and now Imp pulls Meth’s body up to the table and Methuselah is DEFINITELY unconscious after those conchairto’s. Impact sets the ladder back up and with a steel chair in hand begins CLIMBING UP THE LADDER, LOOKING DOWN AT METH THE ENTIRE TIME!!! IMPACT IS HALF WAY UP THAT 15 FOOT LADDER AND IS GONNA GO FOR THE WINGS OF HELL! IMPACT CONTINUES CLIMBING–

HYC: BUT METHUSELAH LIFTS HIS LEGS AND KIPS UP TO HIS FEET ON THE TABLE! AND METH LEAPS ONTO THE LADDER FROM THE TABLE ON THE SAME STEPS IMPACT IS IN– But Imp with the chair SPIKES IT into Meth’s skull! Meth is barely hanging on and Imp drops the chair as he hooks his arm around Meth’s head pulling him up… I can’t imagine what Impact wants to do– BUT METHUSELAH CLUBS THE FOREARM INTO THE GROIN FOR THE LOW BLOW!!! IMPACT’S EYES ARE BULDGING, AND METH HOOKS IMPACT IN AS HE CONNECTS THE METHUSELAH DDT OFF THE LADDER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!! AND IMMEDIATELY THE HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!!! OOOOONNNNNEEEE!!!!!.. TWOOOOOOOOO, IMPACT KICKS OUT! CERTAINLY not enough, but definitely enough to take any other man out but NOT HERE. Impact is DRIVEN, as he rolls to his forearms after that RATTLING Methuselah DDT, certainly the biggest variation of it we’ve ever seen! Impact rolls out of the ring wisely to ringside right by the ramp, and he’s giving himself enough space to recuperate as Methuselah will need just about the same thing..

( Impact crawls underneath the ring slightly )

Stew: Methuselah with just about enough breathing room he needs after a moment heads to the apron and wipes off the bit of blood from his face… and he looks down.. AND THERE’S Y2IMPACT WITH A GUITAR!!! A GUITAR— THAT’S METHUSELAH’S EQUALIZER!!!!

HYC: IMPACT UP TO HIS FEET LEAPS UP AND NAILS METHUSELAH WITH THE EQUALIZER AS THE GUITAR FILLED IS SMASHED OVER METHUSELAH’S HEAD!!!!! AND METH IS YANKED OFF THE APRON WITH THE GUITAR, AND IMP YANKS OFF THE GUITAR AS THUMBTACKS AND GLASS SHARDS FALL OUT WITH IT AND METH’S BLOOD SPLATTERS! Methuselah is OUT, and Impact out from underneath the ring pulls out a GLASS TABLE… OH GOD THERE’S NOTHING MORE DESTRUCTIVE THAN THAT…. IMPACT SETS IT UP RIGHT THERE AS QUICK AS HE CAN AND TOSSES METH ONTO IT. METH IS ON HIS BACK LAID OUT AND IMPACT GETS INTO METH’S FACE SCREAMING ABUSE TOWARD HIM AND HOPS ONTO THE APRON……. AND Y2IMPACT SPRINGBOARDS UP TO THE HIGHEST ROPE FOR THE LIONSAULT!!!!!!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!

Stew: LIONSAULT CONNECTS RIGHT INTO METHUSELAH’S KNEES!! METHUSELAH LIFTS THE KNEES!!!!! BUT METHUSELAH IS STILL SENT THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE BY THE PRESSURE AS SHARDS FLY EVERYWHERE AND IMPACT FALLS TO HIS BACK HOLDING HIS GUT IN AGONY! Both of these men are a bloodied cut up MESS here at ringside in this WAR, all out WAR! Nothing less nothing more!

( Replay )

HYC: That was one of the most costly reversals I’ve ever seen but Methuselah saved the match and sacrificed his back with that one! Methuselah is the first to shift after a moment goes by of complete writing in pain… and God look at his back… it’s COATED in blood. Meth, groggy is up to his feet and flips up the apron and pulls ANOTHER GLASS TABLE OUT. THIS TIME HE SENDS THE GLASS TABLE INTO THE RING. Methuselah now grabs the spaghetti-legged Impact and SMASHES his face into the ring apron.. lifts Impact up and DROPS HIM face first onto the apron again- but Imp STOPS the fall, and Impact head-butts Methuselah and delivers a SHOT to the face– that Methuselah blocks! Meth with the BLOW to the gut, and as Imp is backed on the apron Meth delivers a KNEE, ANOTHER HARSH KNEE, ANOTHER, AND ANOTHER as Imp is bent over and Meth clubs the AX-HANDLE to the back of Imp’s skull! Impact on his hands and knees and Meth pulls Imp up, but Imp delivers ferocious lightning fast punches into the midsection as Meth is now bent over and Impact hooks Meth’s head and RUNS BACKWARDS SENDING METH SKULL FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!

Stew: And Impact is CLOBBERING Meth’s spine with blows until he re-adjusts and delivers a BACKBREAKER, and connects a REVERSE DDT afterwards! Methuselah taken DOWN here at ringside as the epic rages on! Impact pulls Methuselah back up and rolls him into the ring, and as Methuselah is getting up Impact SPRINGBOARDS ON THE ROPES FOR THE SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE… BUT METHUSELAH DUCKS DOWN, CATCHES HIM IN MIDAIR AND DELIVERS THE SPINEBUSTER!!! DEAD AND CENTER INTO THE RING AS IMPACT ROLLS TO HIS FRONT AND IS HOLDING HIS LOWER BACK! Methuselah grabs that glass table now and sets it up at the corner of the turnbuckle behind Impact… and runs to the other side of the ring… Impact may have damn well had his back BROKEN from that thunderous catch!!! And Methuselah LOOK! METHUSELAH IS CROUCHED OVER!!! METH THIS TIME IS GOING TO PUT EVERYTHING INTO THIS ONE AS IMPACT IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT!!! IMPACT IS UP AND IS FOCUSED TOO MUCH IN HIS PAIN AND DOESN’T NOTICE METHUSELAH DARTING FOR THE SPEAR—- BUT IMPACT MEETS METHUSELAH’S SPEAR WITH THE BARBEDWIRE BAT IN FRONT OF HIM AS METH CRASHES INTO THE BAT AND DAMN NEAR SNAPS IT IN TWO! METH IS STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS, AND IMPACT PULLS METH UP AND GETS INTO HIS FACE–

Impact: IT’S OVER!!!!!

HYC: AND IMPACT CONNECTS THE CODEBREAKER!!! IMPACT COLLAPSES OVER METHUSELAH AND THE PIN!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOONEE!!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! …… METHUSELAH WITH THE SHOULDER UP! HOLY HELL THIS IS INSANE!!! WHAT DOES IMPACT HAVE TO DO??? Methuselah just kicked out of the deadly Codebreaker that has taken man after man through-out the course of history down! Impact gets right back up and he yanks Methuselah by his arm and has him seated on the turnbuckle.. Methuselah looks like he’s about to fall off.. I’m telling you he may not even be CONSCIOUS! And Impact in the ring SPRINGBOARDS ON THE ROPES NEARBY, OFF THE ROPES ONTO METHUSELAH FOR THE SPRINGBOARD CODEBREAKER FROM THE TOP ROPE BAH GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: BUT IN MID-AIR!!! MID-AIR METHUSELAH CONVERTS INTO A POWERBOMB!!!! IMP HITTING THE CANVAS WITH A THUD AS THE ENTIRE RING IS SHAKING FROM THAT! Meth is NOT stopping there!! Methuselah with both legs hook falls backwards and IMPACT IS CATAPULTED INTO THE CORNE– No! Impact CATCHES himself in the corner, and Methuselah who is running on fumes runs towards Impact– but Impact EXTENDS HIS LEGS AND HITS A 720 SPINNING HURRICANA SENDING METH RUNNING INTO THE STOOD UP LADDER NEARBY! Meth’s face BOUNCES off the ladder and Impact immediately crawls to a steel chair.. picks it up and SPIKES IT INTO THE BACK OF METHUSELAH’S SKULL LAYING HIM OUT! Impact grabs the standing ladder now and lays it down as it’s still open… and Impact puts Methuselah’s torso into the open ladder and now Impact CLOSES IT SHUT WITH METH IN THERE. AND WITH METH LAYING ON HIS FACE IN THE LADDER, IMPACT STEPS ON THE LADDER TOP ON THE LAID OUT METHUSELAH AND YANKS METH’S HANGING OUT LEGS AS HE LOCKS IN THE MI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MILLENIAL INCARCERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMPACT STANDING ON METHS HEAD AS HE’S CAUGHT IN THE LADDER AND HIS LEGS BEING YANKED OUT IN THIS INHUMANE SOURCE OF TORTURE!!!!!! THIS IS THE LAST PLACE YOU WANT TO GIVE UP, BUT METHUSELAH’S ARMS ARE NOWHERE NEAR ANY RING ROPES AND IMPACT HAS PROBABLY THE MOST DEADLY SUBMISSION MOVE IN EAW APPLIED IN THIS INNOVATIVE AND OTHERWORLDLY TECHNIQUE!!! METHUSELAH IS SCREAMING, THAT’S HOW BAD IT IS! HE’S SCREAMING! ANYTHING TO DISTRACT HIMSELF FROM THE PAIN HE’S BEING PUT THROUGH!!!!

HYC: THOSE METAL RUNGS PRESSING ONTO DEDEDE’S SPINE AND THAT PLUS THE WEIGHT OF IMPACT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AS HIS LEGS ARE TORN OUT FROM UNDERNEATH HIM! THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF UNGODLY, BUT IMPACT HAD TO REACH INTO DEPTHS TO BE HERE AS HE’S YANKING AS IF HIS CAREER WERE AT STAKE IF HE LET GO!!! IMPACT IS TILTED FORWARD AND METHUSELAH IS DIGGING DEEP! DIGGING DEEP WITH BOTH ARMS IN ATTEMPT TO DO A PUSH UP! IMP IS LEANED FORWARD AND METHUSELAH HAS TO DO JUST ONE PUSHUP! ONE! ONE PUSHUP AND IMPACT WILL LOSE HIS BALANCE AND METHUSELAH KNOWS THAT! HIS ARMS ARE TREMBLING AS HE’S BEING FORCED TO PUSH THE WEIGHT OF TWO MEN, A LADDER AND THE DEADLIEST HOLD THEY KNOW DESPITE BEING BLOODY, CUT UP AND — HE DOES IT!!! BUT IMP STILL HAS THE LOCK HELD!!!!!! IMP IS LEANING FORWARD AND IS SLIPPING AS METH HAS PUSHED UP ALL OF THAT WEIGHT AND IMP IS ABOUT TO FALL ON HIS FACE— AND IMP LETS GO OF ONE LEG AS METH ROLLS AWAY AND IMP COLLAPSES! IMP SHOOTS BACK UP, AND METH DIVES FOR THE BARBEDWIRE BAT IN THE RING AS IMPACT JUMPS AT METHUSELAH’S LEGS…. AND METHUSELAH SMASHES THE BAT INTO IMPACT’S SKULL!!!!! WOOOOOOOW ITS BROKEN IN HALF!

Stew: THAT CRACK OVER THE SKULL AS SKIN IS RIPPED OFF OF IMPACTS FOREHEAD AND BLOOD FLOWS DOWN HIS FACE! IMPACT IS STILL STANDING AS HE’S JUST A GUST FROM BEING KNOCKED BACK… AND METHUSELAH WITH AN IN-EXPLAINABLE WIND OF FURY GETS UP AND TAKES OFF!!!! SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPEAR INTO Y2IMPACT!!!!

HYC: AND IMPACT EXTENDS HIS HANDS!!!!!!!! IMPACT IS RESISTING THE SPEAR AS METHUSELAH IS STOPPED IN HIS PLACE AND IMP’S PALMS ARE HEAVILY ON METH’S SHOULDERS!!! WHAT ARE WE SEEING?!?!?

Stew: BUT METHUSELAH KEEPS GOING!!! KEEPS PUSHING!!! KEEPS PUSHING AS IMP IS SLOWLY BEING PUSHED NEAR THE CORNER WITH THE GLASS TABLE!!!!

Impact: NO!!!!

HYC: AND METHUSELAH BREAKS THROUGH AS THE SPEAR IS SENT INTO IMPACTS GUT AND METH RUNS FURTHER SENDING HIM BACK FIVE FEET, DRIVING IMPACT THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE SPEAR I’VE EVER SEEN CONNECTED AND MY GOD IMPACT IS OBLITERATED!!!

Stew: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!! THAT SPEAR WAS SO DEADLY IT SENT METHUSELAH INTO THE POST AND HE’S DANGLING OFF THE APRON WITH ONE HAND ON THE ROPE!

HYC: HE PUT HIS ALL INTO THAT ONE!

( Replay )

( Split screen shows Impact on his knees with his eyes literally rolled back to the head and Methuselah on the apron hanging on with a bloody face )

Stew: Methuselah is dragging himself into the ring and Y2Impact is on one knee holding his ribs and coughing. SOMEHOW Impact isn’t unconscious but he ABSOLUTELY is in no shape to continue… and Methuselah enters the ring as he stands behind Impact with his teeth gnarling and a scowl on his face… Meth pulls Impact up to his feet and Impact is COMPLETELY helpless, his arms are limp and his eyes are glazed over as Meth RUNS INTO THE ROPES INFRONT OF HIM AND TAKES IMPACT DOWN WITH ANOTHER SPEAR!!!!!!! EXECUTION STYLE!!! METHUSELAH HOOKS THE LEGS. OOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! …. NO!!! NO WAY!!! IMPACT KICKS OUT!!!! METHUSELAH SITS UP ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED, I’VE NEVER SEEN METHUSELAH THROWN MORE OFF-GUARD THAN THIS!! AND JUST WHAT ARE WE SEEING???

HYC: Y2IMPACT MAY NOT EVEN BE AWARE OF THIS RIGHT NOW BUT HE HAS FOUND THE FORMULA TO DEFEAT THE SPEAR, WE KNOW THAT IT’S JUST NOT ENOUGH TO FINISH HIM! METHUSELAH IS ENRAGED! He sits up and must ignore the excruciating pain as he gets up and limps towards a chair… Impact is on his side barely even responding and Methuselah walks over to Impact and SMASHES THE CHAIR INTO IMPS ARM! AND SMASHES IT AGAIN AND AGAIN, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER ASSAULTING IMPACTS ARM AND BODY WITH TWELVE CHAIR SHOTS IN A ROW! Impact is on his front side and is supporting himself with one arm and Methuselah instantly heads towards the turnbuckle with the CHAIR UNDER HIS ARM… AND METH IS PERCHED UP THERE AWAITING FOR IMPACT TO BE BENT OVER… AND AFTER A MOMENT IMPACT IS UP AND METHUSELAH DIVES OFF FOR THE WINGS OF HELL TO END IT ALL!!!!!!! ……….. ANDDDD….. HE GOT IT-

Stew: NO!!! IMPACT EATS THE CHAIR SHOT BUT CATCHES METHUSELAH ON HIS SHOULDER!!! AND METHUSELAH IS STUNNED BY THIS AS IMPACT FROM THE FIREMANS CARRY CONVERTS INTO THE CODEBREAKER!!!! — BUT METH STOPS THE KNEE FROM CONNECTING WITH THE FACE! Meth is up and shaken, and Impact firing back runs towards Methuselah with the LEAPING CROSSBODY — BUT METH CATCHES IT AND HITS A BACKBREAKER. Impact SPINS from Meth’s knee to a sprawled position on the floor and LEAPS up as Meth approaches him and takes Meth DOWN with the dropkick! Impact, back up heads towards a returning Meth as Meth is FIRING OFF PUNCHES INTO THE GUT AND BOTH OF THESE MEN RE-ENGAGE IN AN ALL OUT FIST FIGHT! BACK AND FFORTH THEY GO, AND METH CATCHES IMPS INCOMING RIGHT FIST. METH CATCHES IMPS LEFT FIST, grabs hold of both wrists and is wrenching both arms backwards as Imp screams in pain!!!! Meth has Imps arms LOCKED with that double arm-twist and delivers a headbutt! Skull knocking into skull! Meth with ANOTHER headbutt! ANOTHER! ANOTHER, BRINGING IMP TO HIS KNEES AS METH REFUSES TO RELEASE THE TWIST! AND METH WITH THE VICE TWISTING THE ARMS DELIVERS KNEES INTO IMPS FACE! RIGHT knee! LEFT knee! ANOTHER knee! SEVEN KNEES WITHOUT BREAK into Impacts face as Impact falls to the mat with his nose GUSHING blood and his face bloodied, and Meth follows it up with a STOMP to the ribs! Methuselah is now poised behind Impact and crouched over…

HYC: Meth drags Impact back up and wants ANOTHER GRAND SLAM!!! THE VERY MOVE THAT ENDED PROJECT EGO AND THE VERY MOVE THAT TOOK IMPACT’S WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OVER FOUR YEARS AGO– BUT IMP WILL NOT have it! Imp RAKES Meth’s eye, and as Meth turns around Impact delivers the FULL-NELSON FACEBUSTER…. DIRECTLY INTO THE LADDER! Meth has been taken down, and Impact wheezing heavily has his head spinning with hot flashes and is probably seeing triple! This has been unlike anything we’ve ever seen, and Impact grabs Methuselah and pulls him up… pulls him in and CONNECTS THE GRAND SLAM!!! METH’S OWN MOVE CONNECTED ON HIM, AND IMPACT KNOWS IT’S JUST NOT ENOUGH AS METH IS SITTING UP BUT IN THE WORST PHYSICAL SHAPE OF HIS LIFE… METH WOULD RATHER HAVE FALLEN BACK OFF THE TITANTRON THAN TO GO THROUGH THE PAIN HE’S IN RIGHT NOW, BUT HE’S STILL MOVING… AND IMPACT IS CROUCHED OVER AND WAITING, DROOLING, SALIVATING ON WHAT HE’S ABOUT TO DO NEXT!!! METH IS UP..

Stew: CODEBREAKER!!!!!! CODEBREAKER CONNECTS!!!!!! METHUSELAH FLINGS UP AND IS LAID OUT BACKWARDS ON THE RING ROPES!!!!!! METHUSELAH’S BODY IS UP BUT HIS LIGHTS ARE OUT!! The ropes are the only thing holding him, and Impact see’s that Meth is propped up SO HE SNATCHES A STEEL CHAIR AND RUNS SWINGING FOR THE FENCES!!!! ….. SPEAR!!!!!!! METHUSELAH CHARGES FROM THE ROPES WITH THE SPEAR, AND BOTH MEN ARE LAID OUT OUT!! METHUSELAH WITH ONE ARM DROPPED OVER THE CHEST!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOONEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SEEING?!?!?!? METHUSELAH DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH STRENGTH TO REACT, BUT THESE HOMETOWN FANS CERTAINLY DO! IMPACT IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT, AS BOTH MEN HAVE TRADED EACH OTHER’S LEGENDARY ATTACKS! I’M GONNA LOSE IT!

HYC: Methuselah is crawling towards the ladder… he’s sluggish, both of these men are after this Legendary match and Methuselah is up with the ladder in hands… and he’s setting it up. Impact is flat on his back, completely out of it… and Methuselah is climbing the ladder! Meth is giving it all he has to get to the top of the ladder… and Impact is starting to stir! He see’s from the corner of his eye what’s going on and Imp is NOT gonna allow it as he’s up to a knee. I can’t emphasize ENOUGH how amazing it is that Impact is moving but he certainly is as he’s climbing up the other side of the ladder. Methuselah is reaching the top, and Impact on the other side is halfway up as Meth reaches over the top and YANKS IMPACT UP BY HAIR HAIR… AND DELIVERS A BLOW TO THE SKULL! Impact FIRES BACK, Both men tee’ing off with one punch after another! They’re bloodied, they’re broken, they’re SWOLLEN and Meth FIRES with an elbow to the face as Impact TURNS AROUND AND FALLS OFF!!!

Stew: NO NO NO, IMP IN MIDAIR REGAINS HIS BALANCE AND THRUSTS A SHOT AT METHUSELAH! Meth’s head is cocked back and Imp grabs Meth’s head and BASHES it into the top of the ladder! And now Impact reaches over and HOOKS METHUSELAH UP FOR THE VERTICAL SUPLEX! METHUSELAH IS HOISTED UP…….. BUT IT APPEARS IMP IS CLIMBING HIGHER WHILE CARRYING METHUSELAH!!!! INHUMAN!!! OTHER-WORLDLY!!!!!! IMPACT IS A SUPER HERO!!!!! THERE’S THE BRAIN BUSTER FROM THE TOP!!!!!!

HYC: BUT METHUSELAH SUNSET FLIPS FROM THE VERTICAL AND LANDS ON THE STEPS OF THE LADDER BELOW IMP… AND METH ADJUSTS HIMSELF AND PULLS IMPACT FROM BEHIND TO DELIVER THE SUNSET FLIP CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB FROM THE LADDER SENDING IMP CRASHING INTO THE RING!!!!!!!!!!! IMPACT ROLLS TO THE CENTER OF THE RING HOLDING HIS HEAD IN AGONY AND METH PULLS HIMSELF BACKWARDS UP THE LADDER ALL THE WAY UP TO THE TOP AS HE’S CROUCHED OVER ONCE HE REACHES THERE! METHUSELAH NOW STANDS UP FROM 15 FEET IN THE AIR AND SCREAMS INTO THE CROWD AND LEAPS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!!!!!

Stew: IT HITS!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! IMPACT IS GASPING FOR AIR! METHUSELAH ON HIS KNEES IS GRIMACING AND PRAYING IT ENDS, AND COLLAPSES ONTO IMPACT’S BODY! OOOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( “No One Believes Me” – Kid Cudi hits. Methuselah is laid on his face barely able to react )

Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHUSELAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

HYC: I CAN’T… I CAN’T DESCRIBE WHAT I JUST SAW. NOT TO SAVE MY LIFE.

Stew: WE SAW… WITHOUT A DOUBT A MATCH THAT WILL OUTLIVE EAW WHETHER IT DIES TODAY IN THE NEXT CENTURY! This was LEGENDARY, and THAT can be considered an understatement!

( Methuselah is on all fours and rolls to the ringside floor. Several referees are helping him up )

HYC: My GOD Impact has yet to move.. and I don’t think he will. He put on one of the greatest performances in Pain for Pride history and he didn’t even leave the winner.. and Methuselah.. that man is truly the greatest to ever lace boots and step into the ring. NOBODY can out perform him, NOBODY.

Stew: This duel between Icons and this clash between two Immortals come to an end as only one could be left standing. There isn’t a fragment of energy left in either of them to continue.. but for what it’s worth, bravo.

( Meth is being helped up the ramp. Impact is laying still in the ring as a stretcher is being pulled out for him by EMT’s )

HYC: The other half of his audience is buzzing, the other half in a stupor. We saw an unimaginable, unbelievable, indescribable performance just now, Stew, and the show isn’t even over.

( Camera fades backstage. It’s pointed directly at Dark Demon’s lockerroom door with his name-plate on it )

( Dark Demon is seen walking out of his lockerroom, and the camera follows him from behind as he walks down the hallway )

( Demon stops. CM Banks is seen standing at the end of the hallway with his arms folded and shaking his head )

( They stare down, and Demon continues walking as he turns a corner )

( Demon stops and see’s Mak leaning against a wall. They stare down, until Mak gives Demon a smirk )

( Demon continues walking and walks through a set of double doors and he see’s HRDO standing across from him )

( Demon quickly turns away and is headed towards the arena entrance tunnel )

( A bruised and torn up Methuselah with a bloodied face and blood/gashes all over his body is being supported by two referees nearby. Demon turns towards him and Methuselah limps over to Demon, Demon stares back into Meth’s blood-shot eyes )

Dark Demon: I don’t have anything to prove to you.

Methuselah: You do to them.

( Demon turns around as the entire EAW lockerroom and staff are standing, watching on )

( Methuselah is carried away by referee’s and Demon shakes his head, flustered, and walks into the entrance tunnel )

( Camera fades to black )

( “What If The Storm Ends” begins playing and the screen shows a recap on the six year history of Extreme Answers Wrestling. The highlight is on it’s greatest Champions, it’s biggest moments, the Pain for Pride events, the matches, feuds, rivalries and the excitement that came with it )

( A recap on Scott Diamond’s grudge against EAW is shown. The highlights to Demon vs. Scott feud are also aired )

( Camera pans to the arena where the nervous fans are seated, and the crew is finishing cleaning up the carnage from the previous match ) … ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: This next contest is a Company vs. Career match… and if the Chairman of EAW loses, the company will close.

WWEFan: This is honestly nerve-wracking… this is the scariest match to ever happen in EAW because of what’s on the line. I want you all to know that this isn’t an act. It’s real. If Scott Diamond wins, EAW is as good as closed.

Flashback: I’ve been here for so long and people have worked so hard.. and to think it’s possible that one man could just take that away.

( The arena lights go into a frenzy, and a laser light show simulation begins as lasers shoot across the arena )

( “Who Gon’ Stop Me” – Kanye West & Jay-Z hits. The lights begin flickering and Dark Demon storms out to the stage in adrenaline )

Ring Announcer: Introducing first… from Galaway, Ireland weighing 225 POOOOOOOOUNDDSSS.. DAAAAAARRKKKKK DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!

Flashback: He is honestly the closest thing to a savior we’re ever going to get! He’s one of the big influential names who pulled EAW along during it’s slump post-Pain for Pride IV until it came back to form, and he’s been a key figure in this company for a while! He’s the Chairman of the Board and is fighting for all of us including himself! The fate of EAW and of the Extremists, Vixens, Rookies.. and as you saw earlier, even the Legends are in his hands.

WWEFan: And the scariest part about this all.. I’ve never seen Dark Demon more nervous in his life.

( Demon is warming up in the ring )

( “In The Air Tonight” – Phil Collins plays )

( Scott Diamond walks directly to the ring surrounded by his riot-squad receiving never-ending jeers from the crowd )

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring… from Long Island, New York.. weighing 280 POOUNDS… “The Perfect Storm” SCOTT DIAMOND.

WWEFan: We’ve been here with EAW through thick and thin… not everything was always fair and not everything went our way, but we worked through it and hard to carve positions for ourselves. Besides Mr. DEDEDE, no-one’s seen more about this business than me and EAW is the greatest to ever break ground. It’s a damn shame Scott Diamond has so much disrespect for what we do… but he claims he’s been disrespected.. he feels that EAW’s robbed him like it’s robbed many people.. and now he wants to bring our great company to it’s knees.

( Scott enters the ring and his cold, hazel eyes stare into the eyes of Dark Demon )

Flashback: This is it, folks. Demon vs Diamond. Doomsday LIVE in Seattle with the entire world at attention.

( The music dies down as the referee checks both men. The riot squad can be seen standing at ringside blocking the ramp ) .. ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

WWEFan: Scott Diamond walks out of the corner and extends his arms… it appears that he actually wants to do a formal wrestling lock-up. He’s beckoning Demon to get into the collar & elbow tie-up and Demon is watching him grimly as this entire crowd as on edge. And Demon LOCKS UP… BUT SCOTT SHOVES DEMON COMPLETELY OVERPOWERING HIM AS DEMON FALLS TO HIS BACK! Scott is grinning, and that’s GOT to put you at a mental disadvantage if nothing else! Demon returns back up, staring at Scott as Scott is warming up.

Flashback: And here’s my thing, I don’t exactly know how Demon should approach this! You can’t overpower Scott because he’s 280 pounds of muscle as opposed to Demon’s sleeker frame.. Demon might have to be much more cunning rather than straightforward, but his style is smash-mouth and confrontational and I don’t exactly know what this implies. Demon approaches Scott and gets BACK into the lock up, but DEMON WITH THE UPPERCUT! AND DEMON IS TEE’ING OFF PUNCHES INTO SCOTT DIAMOND’S HEAD, BACKS INTO THE ROPES AND JUMPS FOR THE CROSSBODY — but SCOTT CATCHES HIM, HOISTS HIM UP AND IS GOING FOR THE VORTEX!!!! NO!! OH GOD PLEASE, NO! — SCOTT SPINS, BUT DEMON lands on his feet from behind and hits a DROPKICK into the gut, causing Scott to fall to his knee’s, and Demon stands behind Scott practically saddling him and is delivering stiff, hard punches right into the skull!

WWEFan: But SCOTT RISES.. and DEMON JUMPS ONTO HIS BACK FOR THE REAR NAKED CHOKE. But Scott pulls back and YANKS Demon by his hair for the snapmare! Demon hits the ground, rises and SCOTT CLOBBERS him with a clothesline! Gosh, Scott put his whole body into that and Demon is trying his best to rise.. Scott Diamond grabs Demon’s body now and YANKS HIM IN FOR THE POWERBOMB! SCOTT’S PULLING DEMON UP — BUT DEMON’S GOT HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND SCOTT’S LEGS WITH HIS FINGERS LOCKED, NO DICE. Scott is struggling to pull Demon up and he can only do it half way… and SCOTT WANTS THE PILEDRIVER, but Demon releases his hold, is pulled up and COUNTERS WITH A DDT! Scott hits the mat, and Scott instantly rolls out of the ring and is holding his head from that thud… but Demon is running up to the top turnbuckle and he leaps off!! MISSLE DROPKICK!!! AND SCOTT IS SENT INTO THE BARRICADE! Demon gets right back to work, tee’ing off punches toward Scott and Scott is trying his best to block them– but Scott runs and DRIVES DEMON SPINEFIRST INTO THE APRON. Demon collapses, and Scott Diamond digs underneath the ring and eventually pulls out a SLEDGEHAMMER. Demon is retreating towards our side of the ringside, and is crawling towards the wall as Scott is following him in pursuit. Demon now has a STEEL CHAIR, AND HE TURNS AROUND TO SWING IT AT SCOTT- BUT SCOTT KNOCKS IT OUT OF DEMONS HANDS WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!

Flashback: And SCOTT NAILS THE RIBS OF DEMON WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER. SCOTT WITH ANOTHER SHOT TO THE BACK, AND ONE MORE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! God those were FULL FORCE! Demon is on the ground writhing in pain and Scott pulls Demon up by his hair… Demon is standing and Scott is choking Demon with the Sledgehammer handle and presses Demon’s face into the Ringpost! This is brutal and inhumane! Scott is choking Demon out and penetrating his mind! Scott getting into Demons face!

Scott: YOU THINK I’M PLAYING.. YOU THINK I’M FUCKING PLAYING! NOT ME!!! I DON’T PLAY GAMES!

Flashback: Scott takes Demon to the ground, and continues to choke him out from behind pulling the handle RIGHT into Demons throat with both hands.. and SCOTT STEPS INTO DEMONS HEAD, SNAPPING THE HANDLE! Demon is coughing up a storm, and Diamond grabs Demon, sends him into the ring and follows as Demon is just holding his throat..

WWEFan: Scott reaches down to pull Demon up– UPPERCUT! Scott stumbles back, and Demon gets back up and Demon FIRES with another uppercut, but Scott FIRES back with a blow that sends Demon rocking and Scott whips Demon into the corner– no, Demon reverses and Demon runs for THE CYCLONE KILL!!!! ROLLING BIG BOOT INTO THE CORNER, AND CONNECTING! Scott stumbles out of the corner holding his face and Demon scoops Scott from behind and hits the REVERSE SCOOP SLAM! Scott sent right on his face and body and Demon is seated on Scott’s back, pulls Scotts head up and pulls down one of his elbow pads tossing it right off. DEMON NOW CONNECTING UNADULTERATED ELBOW SHOTS RAMMING THEM REPETITIVELY INTO SCOTT DIAMONDS SKULL! Scott taking those elbows in couplets! Four! Six! Eight! TEN, TWELVE SHOTS to the skull and Demon spinners, laying over Scotts back and has a chin-lock locked in while draped over the Scott’s upper back. Demon pulls Scott up.. lifts him and DROPS HIM WITH THE GUILLOTINE NECK-BREAKER! THE COVER! OOOOOOOOONEEE, TWOOOO, SCOTT kicks out.

Flashback: Scott back up quickly and Demon runs into Scott DRIVING him into the corner, and Demon is up and is delivering a SLAP, SLAP with the right, SLAP with the left, ELBOW WITH THE RIGHT, and Demon cocks back and hits a LEFT ELBOW and with that same arm SLAPS Scott across the face, and delivers a ROUNDHOUSE in the same area! Scott, bent over holding his jaw walks forward and Demon leaps on the corner and HOPS OFF FOR THE CROSSBODY TO SCOTTS BACK! But SCOTT CATCHES DEMON, AND SPINS HIM INTO A VERTICAL SUPLEX POSITION IN MID AIR! HE TOSSED DEMON LIKE A FREAKING TOWEL!!! AND HE REVERSES INTO THE DEAD-END DDT!!! Scott drops to his bottom and is regaining composure, as Demon rolls around the mat in agony and Scott rolls out of the ring. Soon enough he returns, but this time it’s with a steel chair in hand and he SMASHES IT INTO DARK DEMON’S SPINE! SCOTT WITH THE CHAIR AGAIN, AND ANOTHER SHOT! ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT! MORE! MORE SHOTS INTO DEMONS BODY!!!

( Scott Diamond hits ten chair shots )

WWEFan: DEMON IS LOSING ALL HOPE! DEMON IS WRITHING IN PAIN AND SCOTT NAILS AN ELEVENTH, TWELFTH, THIRTEENTH SHOT, MORE SHOTS! Demon rolls to the ring ropes and is sitting back on them aching all over as Scott has hit shots all over his body and SCOTT FINISHES WITH A HUGE CHAIR SHOT TO THE FACE, AND TOSSES THAT CONTORTED STEEL CHAIR INTO THE CROWD! Demon is so messed up! Demon seems to be cut open too as a stream of blood trickles down his face, and Scott drags Demon to his knees by his hair and hits a standing Double-leg Takedown, falls over him and delivers FISTS into that very cut of Dark Demon’s! Scott pulls Demon up now and flings him over the ropes as Dark Demon lands outside. Diamond, this big vicious monster is following him and knows he’s got a giant advantage over Demon after all of those damn chair shots.. that sick freak doesn’t know when to quit! Scott is continuing to slap around Demon on the outside and he picks him up and hits a SCOOP SLAM TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Demon is being put through the ringer and it’s NOT looking good for him at all! Scott Diamond hovers over Dark Demon now and with both hands is choking the life out of him again! Demon FIRES with a desperate thumb to the eye!

Flashback: There’s the opening, Demon with a SHOT into the nose as Scott rolls off and Demon gets up with the apron. Scott is back up and he runs towards Demon- Demon REACTS WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! Scott backs away, and Demon COMES RUNNING WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!

WWEfan: NO, SCOTT DUCKS, AND DEMON TURNS AROUND AS SCOTT NAILS THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!!! DEMON FLIES INTO THE STANDING RIOT-SQUAD AND…. AND AS DEMON IS ON THE GROUND, THAT FULLY ARMED RIOT SQUAD STARTS STOMPING AT DARK DEMON!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!?

Flashback: FUCKING HELL! I THOUGHT THEY WERE HIRED TO PROTECT SCOTT, BUT INSTEAD THEY’RE ONLY PROTECTING HIS CHANCES! ALL DOZEN OF THOSE MEN STOMPING AWAY AT THE DEFENSELESS DARK DEMON…

( Crowd erupts as members of the EAW lockerroom begin running out to the stage and down the ramp )

Flashback: AND THANKFULLY THE CAVALRY HAS ARRIVED!

WWEFan: HOLD UP! SEVERAL OF THE RIOT SQUAD MEMBERS THROW GRENADES UP THE RAMP AS THE EXTREMISTS STOP DEAD IN THEIR TRACKS.. AND THE GRENADES ARE RELEASING TEAR-GAS!!! 20-30 MEMBERS OF THE EAW LOCKERROOM ARE AT THE TOP OF THE STAGE AND CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT AS THE MEMBERS ON THE RAMP RETREAT TO THE STAGE! THIS IS FUCKED UP!!!! SCOTT DIAMOND COMPLETELY SET US UP!!! AND SCOTT GRABS DEMON AND ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING… SON OF A BITCH, THE COVER! OOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!! .. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! .. THRE– DARK DEMON KICKS OUT! THANK GOD! OH THANK YOU GOD! Scott is FURIOUS, he thought he should of had that but I’m just so glad he didn’t. Scott wants nothing more than to disgrace this company and all the people in it.. he wants to make everything we’ve worked for seem like nothing and Demon is hanging on by a thread! Scott pulls Dark Demon up… yanks him by the arm, ducks under and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX! Scott hangs on, shifts to his feet, ANOTHER GERMAN– No! Demon ELBOWS into Scott’s skull and hooks Scott’s head as he RUNS UP THE RING ROPES FOR THE SLICED BREAD! Reverse Cutter! Demon is on a knee and more blood is pouring down his face, but Scott Diamond has been fazed for the moment!

Flashback: Scott is returning up very quickly, though, and Dark Demon whips Scott into the ropes… Scott REVERSES the whip, and Demon clutches onto the ropes refusing to rebound as SCOTT RUNS FOR THE POINT BLANK AGAIN!!! BUT DEMON DUCKS, AND SCOTT HITS GROIN TO THE TOP ROPE! DEMON FOLLOWS UP WITH THE STEP-UP ENZIGURI! Scott Diamond tumbles to the outside but lands on his feet woozy, and Demon HOPS onto the apron, SPRINGS INTO THE ROPES AND NAILS THE MOONSAULT CONVERTED INTO TWO DOUBLE KNEES TO THE FACE!! SCOTT TAKEN DOWN, AND DEMON IS BACK IN THIS THING! Christ, what an assault! Dark Demon with a flashy and innovative move but that’s EXACTLY what he needed!

( Replay aired )

Flashback: Dark Demon is on the ground resting and catching his breath… but he has work to do. He gets right up and pulls Scott Diamond up now and SMASHES HIS HEAD over here at our announce table! Demon heads over to the collapsed Dynasty table and picks up one of the monitors, but Scott heads towards Demon with the fist.. and Demon SMASHES THAT into Scott’s midsection! Demon now pulls Scott onto his shoulder after dropping the monitor and he’s heading back over here.. DROPS SCOTT STERNUM FIRST OVER OUR TABLE! AND PICKS UP THE MONITOR AND SMASHES IT INTO PIECES OVER SKULLS HEAD AS SCOTT IS LAID OUT OVER OUR TABLE NOW! Dark Demon is now digging underneath the ring… and now Demon pulls out a BARBEDWIRE TABLE.. AND HE PLACES IT NEXT TO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE SETTING IT UP! MY GOD THAT’S A GRUESOME LOOKING TABLE, that could cut someone right up! Demon rolls Diamond over this table and.. *Flashback and WWEFan roll backwards in their chairs* .. and Demon is climbing up! Dark Demon pulls Scott up to his feet now and connects a RIGHT! THESE MEN ARE STANDING HERE AT OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE AND DEMON HITS ANOTHER BLOW! Scott’s turned around, DEMON WAIST LOCKS!!! HE WANTS THE GERMAN SUPLEX OFF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! AND DARK DEMON LIFTS AND SENDS DIAMOND ON HIS NECK THROUGH THE BARBEDWIRE TABLE!!!! DEMON AND SCOTT ARE LAID OUT, BUT SCOTT DIAMOND HAS PAID THE PRICE!

WWEFan: Scott is OUT! Dark Demon takes some time, but he’s dragging Scott’s dead-weight by the arm and rolls him into the ring. And now Dark Demon looks underneath the ring and pulls out not one… not two.. not THREE, BUT FOUR TABLES!!!! FOUR TABLES, AND SLIDES THEM INTO THE RING ONE AT A TIME! WHAT THE HELL COULD DEMON HAVE PLANNED?? DEMON’S BROUGHT OUT THE TABLES IN A BIG WAY AND I’M SHOCKED WE HAVEN’T RUN OUT BY NOW! Demon heads to the other side of ringside and grabs the Sledgehammer, and he enters the ring again as Scott Diamond is bleeding from the back of his head and has gashes all over his back.. but he’s getting up. Scott is standing, and Demon runs and CLOCKS THE SLEDGEHAMMER INTO SCOTT’S JAW!!! SPPIT FLYING OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND SCOTT WOOZILY FALLS TO HIS KNEES! Demon drops the hammer and grabs one of the tables and places them in the corner right behind Scott Diamond, and Demon backs away as Scott is up and DEMON RUNS FOR THE DROPKICK SENDING SCOTT INTO THE TABLE!! BUT THE TABLE DOESN’T BREAK, AND DEMON RUNS FOR THE TOPE CON DEMON!!!!! RUNNING SOMERSAULT SENTON INTO SCOTT, SENDING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!!! IN THE WORDS OF MR. DEDEDE, BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!

Flashback: HUUUGE MOVE right there! The Roster at the top of the ramp is ECSTATIC! And I know backstage the legends and recovering extremists are smiling! Demon is getting an unbelievable wind, and Scott is STILL, STILL not completely collapsed! He’s on the corner feeling crushed but Scott PULLS HIMSELF OUT AND IS ON HIS FEET! HE’S DAZED, HE’S CONFUSED, HE’S NOT THERE BUT HE’S ON HIS FEET! Demon is on all fours looking up at this freaking monstrosity and he doesn’t know what the hell to think.. and he’s not the only one. Demon jumps up, backs into the ropes and hits a ROLLING ELBOW!!! BUT SCOTT ON REFLECT BLOCKS IT WITH HIS FOREARM! But Demon KICKS into Scott’s gut and Scott collapses…. and Demon hooks Scott for the DDT!! THAT’LL FINISH HIM — BUT SCOTT JUMPS UP FROM HIS KNEES AND CARRIES DEMON ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE VORTEX!!!!!!!!!! — BUT DEMON SLIDES DOWN SCOTT’S SHOULDERS AND LIFTS SCOTT UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! THE COMA KILLA!!!! THE GTS ABOUT TO BE CONNECTED!!!!!! — BUT SCOTT ELBOWS INTO DEMON’S SKULL, GETS ON HIS FEET AND LIFTS SCOTT FOR THE VORTEX AGAIN!!! BUT DEMON SLITHERS DOWN SCOTT’S BACK, THROUGH HIS LEGS AND LIFTS SCOTT FOR THE COMA KILLA, AND HITS IT!!!! BUT SCOTT BLOCKS THE KNEE TO THE FACE WITH HIS PALM, AND SNATCHES THE LEG— AND WRAPS THE BACK OF IT AROUND HIS LEG AND LIFTS FOR THE LIFE SENTENCE!!!! BROCKLOCK CONNECTING AS DEMON IS HUNG UPSIDE DOWN AND SCOTT PULLING AT HIS LEG AND SITTING ON HIS BACK!!! OH MY GOD DEMON, PLEASE!!! HOLD ON!!! HOLD ON!!!!

WWEFan: DEMON SCREAMING!! DARK DEMON IS LOSING HIS COOL AS SCOTT FIRES BACK WITH ADMITTEDLY AN AMAZING REVERSAL, BUT SCOTT IS SITTING AND WRRRENCHING WITH THAT POWERFUL SUBMISSION OF THE LEG AND 280 POUNDS OF HIS SITTING ON DEMONS BACK! DEMON IS IN SO MUCH GRUELING AGONY, THE TYPE I’D NEVER WITHSTAND AND THERE IS NOOOOOO WAY DEMON CAN CRAWL TOWARDS THE RING ROPES. GOODNESS, DEMON’S ENTIRE CAREER AND THE HISTORY OF EAW IS FLASHING BEFORE HIS EYES… THE HALL OF FAME RING, THE LONGEST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN, THE KING OF EXTREME VICTORY AND THE RUN WITH PROJECT EGO… IT’S MEANINGLESS! MEANINGLESS IF HE CAN’T HOLD ON! ALL OF HIS WORK TO GET HERE, COMING FROM THE GROUND! AND THE ROSTER CAN DO NOTHING BUT LOOK ON!

Flashback: LOOK… BUT DEMON HAS BOTH PALMS ON THE MAT, HIS ARMS ARENT TRAPPED AND HE’S TRYING TO SLIDE HIMSELF OUT FROM UNDERNEATH SCOTT AND– AND HE DOES IT! HE’S OUT FROM UNDER SCOTT, BUT HE’S STILL UPSIDE DOWN! And Demon with his palms on the mat HANDSPRINGS UP AND FLIPS OVER AS HE LANDS BEHIND SCOTT! Scott gets up, and Demon gets his other foot on the ground and NAAAAILS THE WINDMILL KICK INTO SCOTTS FACE! GENIUS COUNTER; AMAZING COMPOSURE, AMAZING ACCURACY AND HELLA BALANCE! Scott Diamond comes back at Demon who’s barely back on his feet…. AND DEMON WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW!!!! HE CONNECTS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD THE COVER! OOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THR- SCOTT KICKS OUT! Dark Demon can NOT believe it!! This WHOLE crowd is stunned! The EAW Roster up the ramp is stunned! The entire WORLD has chills sent down it’s spine, as Scott Diamond is ALREADY making an attempt to sit up! Dark Demon is on his side… he’s contemplating… he’s staring at Scott and just doesn’t know what to make of this!

WWEFan: But what would YOU do? What would YOU do if you had this 280 pound JACKHAMMER of a man who’s just kicked out of your best move?? Demon is flustered.. and Scott is getting to a knee… Demon backs away and STOMPS at Scott’s arm, and KICKS Scott in the back of the head! Demon stands over Scott and is delivering more solid punches into the skull, including a SHOT that busts Scott right in the nose! Scott falls to his back, and Demon delivers the KNEEDROP to the face as Scott sits up and howls in pain! Scott is still rising, and Demon backs up and hits a BASEBALL SLIDE into Scott’s spine, as Diamond rolls out of the ring… and Demon goes for ANOTHER Baseball Slide– but Scott YANKS DEMON BY THE LEGS OUT OF THE RING! DEMON HITS HIS HEAD HARD ON THE MAT! Scott is regaining himself after that vicious assault, and Scott pulls Demon up and TOSSES HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Demon is leaned on the steps and SCOTT COMES RUNNING FOR THE TACKLE — BUT DEMON EVADES IT, SCOTT CRASHES INTO THE STEPS! Scott holding that shoulder in pain, and Demon has found his opening as he scoops Scott up from behind and hits a BACK SUPLEX INTO THOSE SHARP, MERCILESS STEPS!!! SCOTT COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND CLUTCHING HIS ARM! HE MAY BE INJURED! But I can’t say I feel sorry for him!

Flashback: Me neither! Demon pulls Scott back up and they’re in front of the ramp where the armed riot-squad are standing. Demon delivers a PUNCH to the face! And Scott FIRES BACK! Goodness, keeping Scott down is looking more and more impossible because no matter what you do he’s back on his freaking feet! DEMON WITH THE RIGHT! SCOTT with the right! Demon KICKS SCOTT IN HIS HURT LEFT ARM that took the abuse of the steps, and Demon grabs Scott by the head to BASH HIS FACE IN THE APRON … But Scott BLOCKS that shot, and BLATANTLY HITS A KICK THAT GOES INTO THE GROIN! DEMON FALLS TO THE FLOOR, AND THIS AUDIENCE IS NOT PLEASED WITH SCOTT’S DESPERATE ACTS! Scott heads to the riot-squad and he…. he’s grabbing something that looks like a black rifle! NO! NO IT’S A TASER!!!! AND SCOTT STANDS OVER DEMON AND TASES DEMON FIRING IT INTO HIS BACK!!!! SCOTT RELENTLESS, NOT STOPPING THE TASING AS DEMON IS TREMBLING AND SCREAMING, SHAKING RAPIDLY! SCOTT YOU COULD KILL THE MAN!

WWEFan: Oh, he doesn’t care! He doesn’t care! Scott FINALLY turns the Taser off and drops it, and Demon is incapacitated for sure.. he looks in absolutely NO condition to compete as Dark Demon is on the floor and Scott has found the quickest way out! Diamond rolls Demon into the ring…. and Dark Demon is stiff as a board from the Taser, I’d venture to say he’s paralyzed for the moment. AND SCOTT DIAMOND KNOWS THAT, AS HE’S CLIMBING UP THE APRON AND CLIMBING UP THE TURNBUCKLE!!! THE BIG MAN IS CLIMBING AND HE KNOWS THAT DARK DEMON IS IN ANOTHER WORLD RIGHT NOW AND THERE’S NO WAY HE’LL BE ABLE TO COME BACK FOR …. THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! …….. DARK DEMON ROLLS!!!!!! DEMON ROLLS OVER, SCOTT HITS THE MAT!!!! HOW?!?! HOW??!?!

Flashback: I… I DON’T KNOW! Demon is up and at the last second he seems to have gotten life back into those glazed over eyes! Dark Demon is crawling and Scott Diamond is FLAT on his face! Demon flips Scott over and he hooks the leg! OOOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!!! … TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SCOTT DIAMOND KICKS OUT! Scott isn’t finished yet! Dark Demon is grimacing in pain and is still shivering from being DIRECTLY tased! Both of these men are laying on the ground surrounded by adrenaline, carnage, a war-zone on the ramp caught in stalemate with the very logo on the ring apron on the line! EAW! We are at the MAIN EVENT of Pain for Pride 6 and this is the ULTIMATE battle! Methuselah and Impact put on an impossible act to follow, but this is just SO important! SO much on the line! Dark Demon is finally crawling and can rise…. and Demon picks up one of the three wooden tables in the ring… Scott Diamond is up to his knees now and DEMON DRIVES THE SURFACE OF THE TABLE INTO SCOTTS SKULL! Scott is on his back, and not Demon sets up the table in the middle of the ring.

WWEFan: Demon is dragging the other two tables next to the set up table… and Demon sets up the first one next to the center table, and Demon sets up the other one– BUT IS STRUCK FROM BEHIND BY SCOTT! Scott isn’t even fully standing and Scott CHARGED at Demon with a blow to the spine! Demon turns around and both men are exchanging punches! SHOT from Scott, SHOT from Demon, and a FOREARM from Scott! And Scott KICKS DEMON IN THE GUT, PULLS HIM IN AND LIFTS HIM UP………. AND DROPS HIM FOR THE POWERBOMB!!!!!! LIFTS HIM UP, AND DROPS HIM FOR THE OTHER POWERBOMB!!!!!! AND LIFTS HIM AGAIN, FINISHING OFF THE DAMAGING WINDS POWERBOMB TRIO HITTING A POWERBOMB THROUGH ONE OF THE SET UP TABLES!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!! DEMON OBLITERATED, BUT SCOTT ISN’T DONE! SCOTT IS STILL IN POSITION AND HE PULLS DEMON UP AGAIN… AND SITS HIM ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! DEMON IS SLUMPED OVER AT THE TOP WITH HIS EYES SHUT, HE’S NOT CONSCIOUS!

Flashback: And Scott sets up the other table and stacks it ontop of the still-standing table… and drags it closer to the corner where Demon is seated!! And Scott CLIMBS THE CORNER AND IS AT THE TOP TURNBUCKLE…. AND SCOTT STANDS UP AND PULLS DEMON ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!!! VORTEX!!!!!!!!!!! VORTEX OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE SENDING DARK DEMON SPIRALLING TO HIS DOOM! DEMON IS PLUNGED THROUGH THE STACKED UP TABLES!!!!!! AND SCOTT DIAMOND IS LAID OUT!!!!!!!! AND LOOK, FAN!

( The EAW Roster hops into the audience and makes their way towards ringside )

Flashback: THE ROSTER WILL NOT LET IT END THIS WAY! THEY’RE CHARGING THROUGH THE CROWD AND ARE HOPPING OVER THE BARRICADE AT RINGSIDE, BUT THE RIOT-SQUAD ALL TWELVE MEN HOP ON THE RING APRON AND ARE SPRAYING TEAR GAS AT EACH EXTREMIST, ROOKIE AND VIXEN WHO APPROACHES THE RING!!!!

( Security ushers fans at the floor seats to back away )

Flashback: THE EMPLOYEES ARE ON THE GROUND CHOKING AND COUGHING AS TEAR GAS IS BEING SPRAYED IN THEIR FACE!!! SCOTT DIAMOND IS DRAGGING HIMSELF OVER DEMON AND COVERS! OOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!!! ……………………… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ………………. DEMON KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER A VERY, VERY, VERY SLOW COUNT!

WWEFan: AND AN ENRAGED SCOTT DIAMOND YANKS DARK DEMON BACK UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND CONNECTS THE VORTEX AGAIN!!! OH NO!!! AND SCOTT COVERS!!! THE REFEREE IS ON THE GROUND, AND EVEN HE DOESN’T WANT TO LOSE HIS JOB! HE’S HESITATING TO COUNT…… AND ONE OF THE RIOT-SQUAD MEMBERS ENTER THE RING AND POINT THE TASER AT THE REFEREE! JUST WHAT THE HELL! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!! THE REFEREE IS BEING HELD AT GUN-POINT TO PIN, AND HE MUST COUNT!

Referee: OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEE!!!!! … TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! … THRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( Scott Diamond drags himself to his feet )

( Scott snatches the Taser from the squad-member and Tases the referee as he falls over Dark Demon. Scott rises to the top rope to the disgust of the crowd )

( Scott is taunting the audience and screaming while beating his chest wildly )

Flashback: I can’t believe it.

( Camera shows several roster members backstage grieving and shaking their heads )

WWEFan: No… this can’t be happening….

( Scott is beating his chest on the top rope and screaming at the top of his lungs in celebration )

( Scott exits the ring and yanks the apron off of the ring with the “EAW Pain for Pride” logo and rips through it. He’s surrounded by security as he’s screaming )

Scott: IT’S!!!!! OVER!!!!!!!!! IT’S!!!!!!!! OVER!!!!!!!! IT’S!!!!!!! OVER!!!!!!

( Camera pans over the shocked and dismayed fans in the audience as people are filing out of the arena )

( Scott Diamond goes to the side of the ramp and picks up a cable and pulls the plug as the camera cuts to nothing. )

( There is a few seconds of darkness before the camera slowly fades to an empty desert, footsteps along the hardened sand can be faintly heard )

Voice: The journey…

( The footsteps appear to be growing louder, yet no figure can be seen )

Voice: The journey to stardom and greatness takes its many twists and turns along the way.

( The footsteps have grown very loud now, and a shadow begins to form against the sand and in the background highlights of various EAW Free-Per-Views from the past year are shown )

Voice: We stride forth, risk everything… and for what?

( The shadow can now be seen fully walking across the desert as highlights of Grand Rampage are shown )

Voice: For greatness…

( The shadow is shown still walking as The Pain For Pride VI Logo flashes in the background )

Voice: Tonight is the last chapter before we reach greatness… the last opportunity to make a name for yourself, it’s the last audition before the big dance…

( The camera switches to a different angle, showing the back of the figure, and a big palace ahead of him lit up with green light )

Voice: And now… Dynasty presents… DEFIANCE!!

( The camera fades into the arena which is completely dark. The instrumental to ‘Bleeding Out’ by Imagine Dragons begins to play as a flash of light goes off, illuminating the stage which is lined by gold and black trimming. The Instrumental fades out and suddenly every light in the arena is pointed towards the stage as ‘Bleeding Out’ once again begins to play. Pyro begins shooting up from the stage and down from the rafters. The camera pans to ringside to meet Stew-O and Hey Yo Chico )

Stew: HERE WE ARE FOLKS!! THIS IS IT!! THE FINAL FREE-PER-VIEW BEFORE PAIN FOR PRIDE!! THE DYNASTY EXCLUSIVE EXTRAVAGANZA… DEFIANCE!! We are LIVE from the the O2 Arena in in London, England… and HYC… I know it sounds clichéd, but the landscape of Dynasty can be drastically altered tonight!

HYC: Indeed Stew, four championships on the line… and a ladder match between The Prince of Phenomenal and Alexander Da Vinci where the winner has COMPLETE control over the losers contract… all that and more will make for a fascinating night.

( Camera fades up the ramp as the New Breed Championship logo flashes across the screen )

Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!

( ‘Unfuckwittable’ by Kid Cudi hits as Jon Kelton makes his way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Orangeville, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 220 pounds… JONNNNN KEEELLLLTTTTONNNNNN!!

Stew: I’m actually very proud of Jon Kelton, it’s been a long while since he’s found himself in singles competition at an FPV… and tonight he has a great chance to take the New Breed Championship away from Brian Daniels, and in the process… silence the haters and doubters.

( ‘A Cut Above’ by Avery Watts hits as Brian Daniels makes his way to the ring with the New Breed Championship around his waist )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from New York City… weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION!!… BRIAAANNNNN DANNIEEEELLLSSSSSSS!!

HYC: In the eyes of Jon Kelton as well as many others…they feel as if Brian Daniels is scared to defend his championship, but let me guarantee you that he isn’t scared. There’s a reason he’s the New Breed Champion… he’s had a great career and you don’t get that from being ‘scared’.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: And we’re off with the opening match of Defiance! Kelton and Brian circle around the ring… And Kelton throws a quick shot! Brian takes it but fires back with a kick to the gut, now whipping Kelton into the ropes… Brian drops his head… BUT KELTON LIFTS HIS LEG UP AND CATCHES BRIAN IN THE FOREHEAD!! Brian stumbles back… and Kelton takes him down with a clothesline! Brian gets back to his feet, only to be taken down with another clothesline from Kelton! Kelton being extra aggressive here now as he drops an elbow down across the chest of Brian… he gets up and does it a second time!

HYC: Kelton gets Brian to his feet and begins hammering him with forearms and shots to the head, really anything he can throw at Brian! Kelton with one last forearm that wobbles Brian and now Kelton loads up! Looking for a haymaker here but Brian ducks under it and rolls out of the way! He lands a swift dropkick to Kelton and now goes into the cover… hooking the inside leg!

ONEEEE!!… TWOOOO!!… BUT NO!! Kelton with a shoulder up!

Stew: Brian now goes on the offensive, grabbing a handful of hair and pulling Kelton’s head up off the mat… landing a few hard right hands before lifting him up to his feet. Front facelock applied… he lifts him up high into the air, perhaps looking for a suplex! Kelton fluttering his legs around, making it difficult for Brian to hit it! Kelton shifts his weight and now REVERSES it! He has Brian up now… AND HE DELIVERS A SUPLEX!! DRIVING THE NEW BREED CHAMPION RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!! Kelton glances up at that turnbuckle but he doesn’t have enough time as Brian has already begun to stir!

HYC: Kelton grabs Brian and pulls him in once again… OH WAIT LOOK!! BRIAN TAKES HIM DOWN!! GRABBING THE ARM, PERHAPS TRYING TO LOCK IN THE INJECTION!! KELTON HOWEVER QUICKLY SLIPS OUT OF BRIAN’S GRASP AND HEADS TO THE OUTSIDE!! A very smart move by Kelton there… that Injection is one of the deadliest submission moves in all of EAW, Kelton wouldn’t have had a chance! OH WAIT LOOK OUT!! BRIAN DIVES THROUH THE ROPES AND LANDS ON TOP OF KELTON WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!! BOTH MEN FLYING INTO THE BARRICADE!! Brian the first to his feet, Kelton still down and out. Brian gets Kelton up and rolls him into the ring.

Stew: And Brian can’t help but smirk. He hops up onto the ring apron… Kelton making it back to his feet and Brian jumps onto the ropes!! SPINNING BACK ELBOW!! A SPRINGBOARD SPINNING BACK ELBOW DELIVERED RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF JON KELTON WHO AGAIN HITS THE CANVAS!! BRIAN CRAWLS INTO THE COVER AGAIN, THIS TIME HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! KELTON STILL HAS SOME LEFT!!

HYC: Brian backs himself up into the ropes and pulls himself up to his feet. Kelton grabs the ropes as well as he makes it up. Brian charges looking for a clothesline… DUCKED BY KELTON WHO NOW HITS AN ARMTRAP NECKBREAKER!! AND THIS COULD BE THE OPENING THAT KELTON NEEDS!! HE HAS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE HERE!! KELTON TO HIS FEET, HE LOOKS AT THAT TURNBUCKLE AND HEADS TO THE TOP!! BRIAN STILL DOWN!! KELTON LEAPS OFF WITH A… YES!! A MOONSAULT!! IT CONNECTS!! THE MOONSAULT CONNECTS!! KELTON NOW HOOKING THE LEG OF BRIAN DANIELS, WILL WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION?!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—SHOULDER UP!!

Stew: Oh so close! Kelton thought he had the win and the title there but just not enough! Kelton however doesn’t waste any time going right back to that turnbuckle! Making it to the top rope and leaping off… OH MY!! THE CANADIAN PLUNGE!! AND IT CONNECTS—NO!! BRIAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! AND NOW HE GRABS THE ARM… LOOKING FOR THE INJECTION!! KELTON’S STRUGGLING!! HE CANNOT LET BRIAN LOCK THIS IN, BUT HE’S CLOSE!! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS LOCK THE HANDS TOGETHER BUT KELTON’S FIGHTING IT!! BRIAN IS SO CLOSE!! KELTON ROLLS OVER TRYING TO SHAKE IT BUT BRIAN HOLDS ON!! HE NEEDS TO CONNECT THE HANDS HERE IF HE WANTS THE VICTORY!!

HYC: OH BUT WAIT!! KELTON REVERSES!! KELTON REVERSES INTO A CROSSFACE OF HIS OWN!! CROSSFACE APPLIED TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!! HE’S IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE NOW!! THE CROSSFACE APPLIED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, NOWHERE TO GO!! KELTON HAS IT LOCKED IN, REARING BACK ON IT!! BRIAN TRIES TO BREAK AWAY THE HANDS OF KELTON BUT HE HAS THEM STUCK LIKE GLUE!! BRIAN REACHES OUT TOWARDS, STILL TOO FAR AWAY!! BUT LOOK AT BRIAN!! HE ROLLS HIMSELF ONTO HIS BACK!! AND OVER!! HE DOES IT AGAIN!! AND NOW A THIRD TIME AND BOTH BRIAN AND KELTON GO UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, CRASHING ONTO THE FLOOR!!

Stew: And the impact of hitting the floor forces the hold broken! A brilliant, BRILLIANT move by the New Breed Champion! Brian crawls over to the barricade to pull himself to his feet, Kelton meets him with a right hand, Brian with a right hand of his own! Brian now with another one… and now a third! Perhaps starting to gain some ground… BUT KELTON WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND, KNOCKING BRIAN OFF HIS FEET!! Kelton rolls Brian into the ring, Kelton follows and sets himself up near the corner… waiting for Brian to make it back to his feet!!

HYC: Brian really struggling here… you can see that, that crossface I think took way more out of him than any of us thought, he’s having trouble even reaching the ropes and this delights Kelton as he sees his eyes light up! He can TASTE the championship! Brian manages to make it to his feet and turns around… KELTON CHARGES!! HE LEAPS UP AND SWINGS HIS FOOT INTO THE AIR LOOKING FOR AN ENZIGURI!! BUT BRIAN JUKES BACK AND KELTON MISSES!! KELTON QUICKLY BACK TO HIS FEET… BUT BRIAN HITS THE CAUSTIC ECHO!! THE CAUSTIC ECHO CONNECTS!! KELTON GOES DOWN AND BRIAN QUICKLY FOLLOWS INTO THE PIN!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘A Cut Above’ hits as Brian Daniels is handed his New Breed Championship and he celebrates his victory )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… and STILL THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION!! BRIANNNN DANNIEEELLLSSS!!

Stew: And Brian does it! He retains his New Breed Championship against Jon Kelton!

HYC: A great way to start off Defiance. A very competitive match between the two and you know what Stew, I can’t believe I’m going to say this but as long as Kelton sticks around… I see bright things in his future.

( Camera fades backstage to Max. A Million )

Max: Ladies and Gentlemen… joining me now is Hurricane Hawk!

( Hawk steps into the picture wearing a black ‘Never Give Up’ shirt )

Max: Hawk, last week on Dynasty… Tyler Parker didn’t let you talk much, he kept cutting you off and it looked like you had some interesting things to say. Would you like to air any of that out right now?

( Max hands the microphone over to Hawk )

Hawk: Well… it was simple Max. Tyler Parker has no idea what he’s talking about. You know, earlier this year when Tyler returned, I thought he was going to be a great asset to EAW. It’s no secret the type of relationship me and him HAD… but that all changed when he returned. Suddenly everyone was out to get him, suddenly it was everyone else’s fault that he didn’t succeed… he couldn’t take blame for any of it.

Hawk: He acts as if he’s the only one that’s ever had to endure hardships in this company. That everyone but him is fed with a silver spoon. That we all are handed everything on a silver platter… and that’s just not true.

Hawk: We FIGHT to get what we WANT… NOTHING is HANDED to us. Okay Tyler? Stop blaming everyone else for your recent string of bad losses… it’s YOU that can’t get the job done Tyler. We aren’t out to get you… and you’ll see that tonight when you once again fall short.

( Hawk hands the microphone back to Max and walks off as the camera fades into the ring )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! And the winner of the match will compete for the Vixens Championship at Pain For Pride VI!

( ‘Diamonds’ by Rihanna hits as Christy Cruise makes her way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…CHRISSSSTYYYYY CRRRUUUIIISEEEEEE!!

Stew: And a BIG match coming up right now, Christy and Cameron have had problems with each other for about the past five months! They clashed back in February at Reasonable Doubt and it all comes to ahead again tonight!

( ‘Rumors’ by Lindsay Lohan hits as Cameron Ella Ava makes her way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: And her opponent, from Los Angeles, California… CAMMERRRONNNN ELLLAAAA AVVVAAAAAA!!

HYC: But let’s not forget about what’s on the line Stew! This isn’t just some typical grudge match… the winner of this will go on to face the Vixens Champion at Pain For Pride!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: Cameron and Christy quickly lock up! Christy hammers Cameron in the jaw with a forearm and now takes her down to the mat! Slamming her had against the canvas over and over! Cameron however rolls over and begins doing the same to Christy! Cameron gets Christy back to her feet and whips her into the corner! Cameron comes running… BUT CHRISTY RUNS OUT OF THE WAY AND CAMERON GOES FLYING INTO THE CORNER!! AND NOW CHRISTY FROM BEHIND HITS AN INVERTED DDT!! Christy now drops a leg across the throat of Cameron and goes into the pin!

ONEEE… KICK OUT!!

HYC: Cameron kicks out at one but Christy gets right back to it pulling her back up and applying a headlock! BUT CAMERON QUICKLY POPS HER HIPS AND LANDS A BACK SUPLEX!! CHRISTY GRABS HER BACK AS SHE MAKES IT BACK TO HER FEET BUT SHE RUNS RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE BY CAMERON!! Christy again hits the canvas hard… but she again makes it back to her feet! Cameron attempts a second clothesline… ducked under by Christy who now attempts a clothesline of her own! BUT SHE GETS PLANTED!! WOW!! ABSOLUTELY PLANTED WITH A BIG BOOT BY CAMERON ELLA AVA!! Cameron gets Christy back to her feet… BITCH CAMP!! CAMERON CONNECTS WITH BITCH CAMP AND ROLLS CHRISTY OVER… INTO THE PIN… IS THIS IT?!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Rumors’ plays as Cameron celebrates her victory )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… CAMMMERRRONNN ELLLA AVAAAA!!

Stew: WOW!! Cameron making VERY QUICK work of Christy Cruise here at Defiance!

HYC: And more importantly Stew, that now makes Cameron Ella Ava the _#1 Contender to the Vixens Championship! She will challenge for the title at Pain For Pride… the question is though who will it be? Will it be Cleopatra or will it be Lethal?

( Camera fades backstage to Diamond Cage and Pyrite, Pyrite is seen relaxing in a chair while Cage is pacing back and forth, obviously in distress )

Pyrite: What are you so worried about?

Cage: What am I worried about? IS THAT A SERIOUS QUESTION RIGHT NOW?! Do you even realize who we’re defending these titles against?

Pyrite: Yeah… CN Tower.

Cage: Pyrite… you just don’t get it. DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT THIS IS OUR LAST NIGHT WITH THE CHAMPIONSHIPS?!

Pyrite*sighing*: Listen Cage, I understand you—

Cage: NO YOU DON’T! Listen, how many times have I face Jay? It’s at least a handful… and I’ve never beaten him… I CAN’T BEAT HIM! Get it??? I’m cursed!

Pyrite: You’re not cursed Cage… we aren’t the only ones that can’t beat him… no one can. If you’re cursed than so am I… and so is the rest of EAW, because since he returned no one has been able to figure him out. But hear me out, I did a lot of thinking over the week… and I have a plan.

Cage: A plan?

Pyrite: Yeah… I think I found a way to beat them.

( Pyrite shuts the door, grabs Cage, pulls him in and begins whispering in his ear as the camera fades out )

( Camera fades to the ring as the National Extreme Championship logo flashes across the screen )

Ring Announcer: The following Fatal Four Way match scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP!!

( ‘RUSH!’ by The NJPW Sound Team hits as Carlos Rosso makes his way to the ring with a smug look on his face )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana… weighing in at 211 pounds… CARRRRLOOOSSSSSS ROSSSSOOOO!!

Stew: And this is something I never thought I’d see… Carlos Rosso competing for the National Extreme Championship when GI Styles is the champion… but the ugly illusion of success got to him… and he got sick of being GI’s ‘yes man’… and now he wants the title.

( ‘Neenah Menasha’ by Sponge hits as TMT makes his way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: From Motor City, Michigan… weighing in at 188 pounds… TEEE EMMMM TEEEEEEEEE!!

HYC: And THIS man right here is my pick to win Stew! I like dark horses and that’s exactly what this guy right here is… the three other men better watch out or TMT will steal this one right from under them.

( ‘300 Violin Orchestra’ by Jorge Quintero hits as Alex Anderson makes his way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: From Lahore, Pakistan… weighing in at 227 pounds… ALEEEEEXXXXX ANDDERRRRRSSSOONNNN!!

Stew: I don’t really know who to pick, Chico! A match like this is so unpredictable… and they’re all immensely talented, it’s tough to make a choice.

( ‘Payback’ by Flaw hits as GI Styles makes his way to the ring carrying the National Extreme Championship )

Ring Announcer: And from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 202 pounds… HE IS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!… GI STYYYLEEEEEEEESSSS!!

HYC: Well… I’d give a good shot to anyone but this man winning, he only has a one and four shot of retaining his championship… the odds are certainly not in his favor.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: And here we go! GI and Alex begin trading shots in the corner as Carlos and TMT begin doing the same! None of these men strike you as marquee strikers, but out of the four, GI is certainly the strongest though the smallest in stature. He levels Alex with a right hand and forces him out of the ring! GI now assists TMT as they beat-down on Carlos Rosso! Forcing him to drop to the canvas! TMT now pushes Carlos out of the ring, with both of the two men now on the outside… it’s now like a singles match!

HYC: TMT and GI circle around the ring… AND GI QUICKLY APPLIES A HEADLOCK!! He does a snapmare takedown, still keeping the headlock applied! TMT tries breaking away the headlock but GI breaks it anyway and now focuses on the leg, applying a modified leglock! However not for long as Carlos Rosso enters the ring again and takes GI out with a clothesline from the back of the head! Carlos Rosso now being smart here as he once again the leg of TMT is being targeted! Carlos Rosso applies a similar version of that leglock… but here comes Alex Anderson! Entering the ring and landing a dropkick to the chest of Carlos!

Stew: Alex now grabs that same leg of TMT… but TMT using his good leg swats Alex away and makes it back to his feet! Alex comes charging at TMT but he gets his knee up and drives it into Alex’s stomach! TMT now lifts Alex up… AND HE DROPS HIM RIGHT ACROSS HIS KNEE WITH A GUTBUSTER!! TMT now leaping high into the air… AND HE DRIVES HIS KNEE DOWN INTO THE GUT OF ALEX!! And it’s CLEAR what body-part that TMT will be focusing on as this match progresses! The champion now back to his feet and from behind grabs TMT!

HYC: GI RAMS his head right into that turnbuckle… and now he does it a second time! GI now removing that protective padding on the turnbuckle… AND HE SMASHES TMT’S HEAD AGAINST IT A THIRD TIME!! Alex making it back to his feet, holding his stomach charges at GI… AND HE SHOULDERBLOCKS HIM RIGHT INTO THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!! THE BACK OF GI’S NECK SNAPS OFF THAT METAL AND NOW HE HITS THE MAT BEFORE ROLLING HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING!! BUT CARLOS!! CARLOS FROM BEHIND LEAPING WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE BACK OF ALEX’S HEAD!! IT SNAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND ALEX HITS THE MAT HARD!! CARLOS NOW INTO THE COVER!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT NO ALEX KICKS OUT!!

Stew: This is gonna be a tough match to win until at least one of these guys gets taken out for an extended amount of time… Carlos goes to grab Alex again but he notices TMT making it back to his feet! Carlos moves towards TMT and connects with a right hand… TMT fires back with a right hand of his own but Carlos hammers back with three swift rights directly to the temple! TMT’s staggered, he goes for a right… BUT CARLOS CLOTHESLINE’S HIM OVER THE ROPES AND ONTO THE FLOOR!! Carlos has taken complete control of this match ladies and gentlemen!

HYC: GI and TMT are down on the outside and Alex is in a world of trouble inside the ring with Carlos! Carlos lifts Alex to his feet and sets him up in the corner… a straight chop right to the chest, lighting it up! Carlos now whips him into the opposite corner and comes charging… HE CONNECTS WITH A BODY SPLASH!! Alex comes stumbling out of the corner… AND CARLOS CATCHES HIM WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX, TOSSING HIM CLEAR ACROSS THE RING!! On the outside now GI Styles has made it back to his feet and Carlos notices as he heads out!

Stew: Carlos leans the champion up on the barricade and connects with a few shots, bringing him right back down! It’s a great strategy to keep the champion neutralized. Remember, the champion does not need to be involved in the decision for him to lose the title! Carlos now back in the ring, TMT has slid back in. Carlos darts for a clothesline but it’s ducked! TMT ducks under the clothesline, sending Carlos over the ropes but he catches himself on the apron! TMT NOW LEAPS OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND LANDS A DROPKICK!! BUT OH MY!! TMT AS WELL GOES FLYING OVER THE ROPES AND LANDS HEAD FIRST ON THE OUTSIDE!! HE MAY HAVE TAKEN HIMSELF OUT RIGHT THERE!!

HYC: All four men are out, the first one to his feet will CERTAINLY have the advantage! Alex starting to stir, he grabs the ring rope and sees that all four men are out on the outside! He rolls himself to the outside and lifts GI up… he rolls him back into the ring and quickly hooks the leg!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT GI GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!

Stew: Alex mounts on top of the champion and connects with a few right hands… but then rolls back out of the ring. He lifts up the ring apron… BUT LOOK!! GI PULLING ALEX BACK INTO THE RING BY PULLING HIS HAIR BEFORE ALEX COULD GRAB A WEAPON!! GI HAS ALEX BY THE HAIR NOW AND DROPS A KNEE RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! GI now pulling Alex into the middle of the ring… AND HE APPLIES A CAMEL CLUTCH!! CAMEL CLUTCH APPLIED TO ALEX ANDERSON!! AND THAT STRETCH IS STRAINING THE ABDOMINAL MUSCLES OF ALEX WHICH HAVE ALREADY BEEN PUNISHED IN THIS MATCH BY TMT!! ALEX MAY NOT HAVE A CHOICE HERE FOLKS!!

HYC: BUT LOOK STEW!! TMT CLIMBING UP THE TURNBUCKLE BEHIND GI… HE’S COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO IT!! TMT LEAPS OFF AND CONNECTS WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF GI’S HEAD!! OH WHAT A SHOT!! GI’S OUT!! TMT NOW CRAWLING OVER TO GI AND HE HOOKS THE LEG!! DO WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION?!

ONEEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO BROKEN UP BY CARLOS ROSSO!!

Stew: Carlos is still on the outside… he actually broke that up by pushing GI’s shoulder up off the canvas! TMT NOW CRAWLS OVER TO ALEX AND HOOKS THE LEG!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT NO!! CARLOS DIVES ON TOP OF TMT!!

HYC: This is starting to get a little dicey now… the counts are getting nearer! TMT makes it to his feet and starts trading shots with Carlos! OH BUT LOOK AT ALEX!! HE LIFTS TMT UP FROM BEHIND… AND HE HITS AN ELECTRIC CHAIR!! ELECTRIC CHAIR ON TMT!! NOW CARLOS GRABS ALEX AND LOOKS FOR AN INVERTED SUPLEX!! BUT ALEX LANDS ON HIS FEET AND HE SPINS CARLOS AROUND… A KICK TO THE GUT… ALEX LIFTS HIM UP… AND THE ECLIPSE!! ALEX ANDERSON HITS THE ECLIPSE!! HE ROLLS CARLOS OVER ONTO HIS BACK AND GRABS BOTH LEGS FOR THE PIN!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO GI BREAKS IT UP!!!

Stew: Alex in disbelief as he gets off of Carlos… he was SO close to becoming a three time National Extreme Champion! OH BUT LOOK AT GI!! HE APPLIES AN ANKLE LOCK!! AN ANKLE LOCK APPLIED ON ALEX ANDERSON!! TRYING TO GET HIM TO SUBMIT… ALEX REACHES FOR THE ROPES BUT GI PULLS HI, AWAY AND KEEPS THE ANKLE LOCK APPLIED!! HERE COMES TMT TO BREAK IT UP… BUT WHAT THE HELL?!?! CARLOS ROSSO WITH A ROLLING ELBOW TO TMT… KNOCKING HIM OUT!! AND NOW CARLOS ROSSO BEGINS STOMPING ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF ALEX ANDERSON… YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! GI INSTRUCTING CARLOS ON… THEY HAD IT PLANNED ALL ALONG!!

HYC: BUT EVEN WITH THIS ALL… ALEX ANDERSON REFUSES TO TAP OUT!! ALEX ANDERSON JUST WON’T GIVE UP!! CARLOS CONTINUING TO STOMP ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! CARLOS LOOKS ACROSS AT TMT STILL DOWN BUT STARTING TO STIR!!… CARLOS STOMPS A FEW TIMES ON TMT TO KEEP HIM DOWN BEFORE TURNING BACK TO ALEX ANDERSON!! STILL NOT TAPPING!! GI RELEASES THE ANKLE LOCK AND PULLS ALEX UP TO HIS FEET… HE ATTEMPTS THAT GERMAN SUPLEX BUT ALEX IS STRUGGLING!! BUT CARLOS WITH A ROLLING ELBOW TO ALEX ANDERSON!! AND NOW GI HITS THE GERMAN SUPLEX… THE BRIDGING PIN!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Payback’ hits as GI Styles is awarded the National Extreme Championship and he begins celebrating with Carlos Rosso )

Ring Announcer: Your winner and STILL THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION… GI STYLEEESSSSS!!

Stew: What a shame this is… Carlos and GI had this planned from the beginning, all that happened last week was just an act on Carlos’ part, they made it SURE that GI would walk out with the title tonight!

HYC: I sort of agree with you Stew… a low move indeed but Alex Anderson and TMT could’ve been and should’ve been a little more wary of the situation, something like this happening should’ve been in the back of their minds.

( Camera fades backstage where Clyde is shown walking through the hallway )

Clyde: Now where is it… excuse me.

( Clyde walks up to a worker )

Clyde: Is this… Moses X’s locker room?

Worker: Bitch it might be!!!

( The worker walksoff )

Clyde: Rude ass nigg—*Another worker catches his attention*

Clyde: Yo uh is this Moses X’s locker room?

Worker: I think so… saw him come out of it earlier.

Clyde: Thank you. *He opens the door and goes inside*

Clyde: Aitee now whatchu got in here… *Clyde starts searching through some of Moses’ bags*… ‘cause you certainly ain’t been yourself.

( Clyde goes through some of the drawers )

Clyde: Gotta be something… SOMETHING that you hiding boy. *Clyde sees something and his eyes light up, he takes it and holds it in his hand though the camera can’t see what it is*

Clyde: So this what it is… this is what’s gotchu all crazy.

???: WHAT… ARE… YOU… DOING?!?!

( Clyde hides his hands behind his back and swings around to see Moses )

Moses: ANSWER ME!!

Clyde: I… I uhh… I… hmm… I was looking for the toilet.

Moses: …

Clyde: Yeah man, I gotta go something awful bad. It’s messing with me, I got hallucinations… ain’t nobody got time for that. See I thought t this was the bathroom so I was looking for the toilet. But they ain’t no toilet here.

Moses: …

Clyde: Uhh… I’ma be goin’…

( Clyde slowly walks past Moses then runs out of the locker room )

Clyde*from behind the door*: OH MAN!! I REALLY DO NEED A BATHROOM NOW!! I DONE PISSED MY PANTS!!

( The camera zooms in on Moses showing no expression before it fades out to the ring )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

( ‘The Show Goes On’ by Lupe Fiasco hits as Hurricane Hawk sprints to the ring )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Jacksonville, Florida… weighing in at 235 pounds… HURRRRICCANNEEEEEEE HAWWWWKKKKKKK!!

Stew: Well… here we go! A match that I for one have been looking forward too! Hurricane Hawk and Tyler Parker, extremists that were at one time friend with one another. But the story now is very different… Tyler Parker has turned on Hurricane Hawk, stating that he’s ‘sick and tired of Hawk always getting what he wants’.

( ‘Revival’ by Orgy hits as Tyler Parker makes his way to the ring adjusting his wrist tape )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Syracuse, New York… weighing in at 221 pounds… TYLLLERRRRRR PARRRRRKKKKKKERRRRR!!

HYC: It doesn’t happen much Stew, but I agree with what Hawk said earlier in the night. Tyler is blaming everyone but himself for not getting the job done. You have to figure though however that if Tyler can knock off Hawk tonight at Defiance… he’ll be in the running for something. Nonetheless a very intriguing match.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: The match starts off… AND IMMEDIATELY TYLER GOES AFTER HAWK, TACKLING HIM TO THE GROUND!! He unloads on Hawk, getting out all his frustration. Hawk blocks some of the shots but they’re flying at him lightning quick! Tyler eases up on the shots and gets off Hawk here… Hawk makes it back to his feet… BUT HERE COMES TYLER CHARGING! HAWK HOWEVER GRABS TYLER AND THE MOMENTUM SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES… LANDING ON THE APRON!! HAWK WITH A RUSH OF ADRENALINE PULLS TYLER BACK INTO THE RING!! Tyler flipping over the ropes and landing back first on the canvas!

HYC: Hawk stalks Tyler as he makes it back to his feet… AND HAWK THROWS TYLER OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! LOOKING FOR THE ASSASSINATION AND THE QUICK VICTORY… BUT TYLER SLIDES OFF THE BACK OF HAWK AND PUSHES HIM INTO THE ROPES!! Hawk comes rebounding back off those ropes and meets a clubbing blow to the back by Tyler! Tyler now brings Hawk into the middle of the ring… AND HE PLANTS HIM WITH A NECKBREAKER!! BRINGING HIM RIGHT DOWN INTO THE CANVAS!! TYLER NOW FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A FEW ELBOW DROPS TO THE LOWER BACK OF HAWK… AND NOW A LEAPING ELBOW DROP OVER THE BACK OF HAWK!! STILL TARGETING THE LOWER PART!!

Stew: This is a GREAT strategy for Tyler, remember a few months ago when Ashten Cross ran Hurricane Hawk over… most of the damage was done to the body area that Tyler is currently focusing on, the lower back. Hawk gets to his feet, sluggishly pulling his feet along. But Tyler again with another blow to the back, bringing Hawk back down… Hawk’s back is in BAD shape here! Tyler heads out of the ring and over to the ringside area… AND WHAT IN THE WORLD!! HE RIPS THE RING BELL AWAY FROM THE TIMEKEEPER AND BRINGS IT INTO THE RING WITH HIM!! HAWK TRYING TO MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET… BUT TYLER WITH THE BELL RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK!! HAWK HITS THE MAT HARD AND SCREAMS IN PAIN AS TYLER PICKS THE BELL UP AND DOES IT A SECOND TIME!!

HYC: Tyler is BUTCHERING the already bad back of Hurricane Hawk here… HE PICKS THE BELL UP AND GOOD GOD!! A THIRD TIME!! THREE STRAIGHT SHOTS FROM THAT RING BELL ACROSS THE BACK OF HURRICANE HAWK!! Tyler looks on as Hawk tries to crawl away but it almost seems as if the lower half of Hawk’s body has gave up on him! He’s struggling to move his legs and with each centimeter he crawls a big wince comes across the face! Hawk manages to get to the ropes and pull himself to his knees… BUT TYLER STICKS HIS FOOT ON THE BACK OF HAWK AND APPLIES A SURFBOARD STRETCH!! WRENCHING THE BACK EVEN MORE!! MAKING HAWK SUFFER!!

Stew: He FINALLY releases it and Hawk plops down to the floor at ringside. Tyler follows Hawk out and gets him up to his feet. He leans him up against the barricade and Tyler now takes a few steps back! HE COMES CHARGING… BUT WAIT!! HAWK’S BACK GAVE OUT!! HAWK’S BACK GAVE OUT, HE HIT THE GROUND AND TYLER HIT THE BARRICADE HARD, HEAD FIRST!! This is a CRUCIAL moment for Hawk here… he needs to recuperate, get those juices flowing, he needs to get himself back into this match! Hawk grabs onto the barricade and pulls himself up! He tries walking around on the outside, stretching out his legs… trying to do away with some of the damage that Tyler may have caused!

HYC: Tyler holds his head as he makes it back to his feet… but he notices Hawk! AND HE COMES CHARGING WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! BUT HAWK DUCKS UNDER IT AND LANDS A SPINOUT POWERBOMB!! A SPINOUT POWERBOMB DELIVERED TO TYLER PARKER ON THE OUTSIDE!! AND NOW HAWK LIFTS HIS HAND HIGHT INTO THE AIR… DOES HIS SIGNATURE TAUNT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF TYLER PARKER… AND DROPS THE FIST!! HAWK’S FIVE WAY CONNECTS!! Hawk lifts Tyler to his feet and rolls him into the ring, HAWK NOW INTO THE PIN, DOES HE HAVE HIM?!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO TYLER KICKS OUT!!

Stew: Hawk goes right on the offensive again, I think Hawk finally realizes what he’s dealing with! Tyler Parker may be a cocky son of a bitch… but he isn’t a pushover! Hawk with a few hard shots into the face and jaw of Tyler. Hawk now gets up off of Tyler and looks around for that ring bell that Tyler brought into the ring earlier! Hawk picks it up awaits Tyler! TYLER TO HIS FEET AND HERE COMES HAWK!! A SHOT WITH THE BELL, RIGHT TO THE GUT!! TYLER SLUMPS OVER… AND NOW A SHOT OVER THE BACK!! HAWK BACKS INTO THE CORNER, LOADING UP ONCE MORE!! WAITING FOR TYLER TO MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET!! TYLER GRABS ONTO THE ROPES AND PULLS HIMSELF UP… HERE COMES HAWK!!

HYC: BUT TYLER DUCKS!! TYLER DUCKS UNDER THE SHOT AND HAWK’S MOMENTUM TOOK THE BELL RIGHT OUT OF THE RING!! HAWK NOW TURNS AROUND… ENZIGURI!! AN ENZIGURI TO THE TEMPLE!! HAWK DROPS TO HIS KNEES… AND NOW TYLER HITS A SECOND!! A SECOND ENZIGURI RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HAWK’S HEAD!! HE SLUMPS INTO THE CANVAS AND NOW TYLER DIVES ON TOP OF HIM!! HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! HAWK WITH THE SHOLDER UP!!

Stew: Tyler gets up, looks up at the referee who informs him of the two count. A little frustrated he crawls on his hands and knees over to the corner and pulls himself up to a seated position on the bottom turnbuckle. There’s no telling what those two kicks may have done to Hawk’s head as it seems he’s having trouble getting his hands on the ropes! He manages however and he’s at his feet… TYLER CHARGES WITH A CLOTHESLINE… BUT BOTH MEN HAD IT IN MIND AND THEY CONNECT, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE AND THEY’RE BOTH DOWN!!

HYC: This right here is a CRUCIAL moment, it’s crunch time so to speak. Whoever makes it to their feet first is going to have the definitive advantage over his opponent! Both men stir and glance over at the ropes which at this point is basically the only thing that can aid them to their feet at this point, their own bodies just won’t cut it. It got physical fast and now it’s starting to take effect! Tyler is first to his feet… but now following too far behind is Hawk, and now we’re back to square one! A stalemate!

Stew: HAWK QUICKLY GRABS TYLER AND SENDS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS… LOOKING FOR THE ASSASSINATION!!… BUT TYLER SLIDES OFF HAWK’S SHOULDERS AND FROM BEHIND LOOKS FOR ACROSS THE PARK!! HAWK SPINS OUT OF IT AND PUTS TYLER ON HIS SHOULDERS AGAIN!! THE ASSASSINATION!! OH MY!! HAWK GOT IT!! HAWK CONNECTS!! BUT HE COLLAPSES AS WELL!! RIGHT NEXT TO TYLER!! ALL HAWK HAS TO DO IS PUT A HAND OVER TYLER AND IT’S OVER!!

*A replay is shown of the Assassintion*

HYC: But look at that Stew! It almost looks as if Hawk’s back gave out while he was delivering that Assassination… that’s probably why Hawk hasn’t been able to go for the pin after delivering it! Hawk now just starting to move but it’s too late at this point because so has Tyler! Are we going to have ANOTHER stalemate on our hands?! Hawk to his feet first… then Tyler… BUT HAWK QUICKLY UNLOADS WITH A RIGHT HAND!! A RIGHT HAND RIGHT TO THE JAW THAT ALMOST TAKES TYLER OFF HIS FEET!! Tyler does almost a complete turn but he comes back and fires back with a shot of his own… AND NOW OH LOOK OUT!! TRI-FORCE DDT!! A TRI-FORCE DDT BY TYLER!! PLANTING HAWK FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!! HE ROLLS HIM OVER AND COVERS!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… AND NO!! HAWK KICKS OUT!! HAWK GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!

Stew: How did Hawk manage that?! Tyler holds up three fingers to the referee but he only gets back two! Hawk found a way to kick out of that DDT! What resiliency being shown now after all the punishment he took earlier in the match! Tyler obviously frustrated kicks Hawk in the side… egging him on back to his feet! Hawk grabs onto the bottom rope as Tyler unleashes another vile kick… Hawk using ALL his strength just to pull himself up… BUT HE GOES RIGHT BACK DOWN!! Tyler with a few more kicks… screaming at Hawk to get back to his feet!!

HYC: Hawk once again pulls himself to a vertical base… Tyler goes to grab him… BUT HAWK TRYING TO WRESTLE HIM AWAY!! TYLER TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK AND CHARGES!! BUT HAWK WITH A FLAPJACK!! HAWK WITH A FLAPJACK HANGING TYLER UP ON THE TOP ROPE!! TYLER BOUNCES OFF THE TOP ROPE… AND ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF HAWK!! THE ASSASSINATION!! HAWK GOT IT!! HAWK CONNECTS WITH THE ASSASSINATION!! HE COVERS!!

ONEEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘The Show Goes On’ hits as the referee aids Hawk to his feet and holds his hand up )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… HURRRRICANEEEEE HAWWWWKKK!!

Stew: And what a victory this is for Hurricane Hawk! A great bounce back victory to get him back on track as he knocks off a very tough foe in Tyler Parker here at Defiance!

HYC: I have to hand it to Hawk… I don’t think ANYONE else could come back from the beating he took earlier in the match, all those shots to his spine and lower back… it’s amazing he can walk after that, let alone walk away with the victory.

( Camera fades backstage to Mr. DEDEDE’s locker room where he is shown trying on a few different referee shirts when he is interrupted by a knock at the door )

DDD: Come in…

( Liam Catterson enters in a blue suit and the Answers World Championship around his shoulder )

DDD: Oh… it’s you again.

Liam: Yeah… I didn’t take too kindly what you did last week.

DDD: I did a lot of things last week, pal… refresh me?

Liam: Cute, playing the same games as you were on Dynasty… I’m talking about when you SPEARED MY GUTS OUT! It got me thinking… and thinking good. Believe me when I tell you this… if you screw me tonight… I will make it the WORST mistake of your life.

( DDD tries holding back a laugh but it bursts out anyway )

Liam: Oh? You think it’s funny? This is NO laughing matter DDD. I swear to you that it will be the biggest mistake of your life.

DDD: Yeah, sure… whatever…. *He starts to crack up again*

Liam: Do I need to remind you of what happened at King of Extreme? Do I need to remind everyone that I beat the ‘GOAT’… NO THAT I BEAT AN ENHANCED VERSION OF THE ‘GOAT’… I did it back then in January and I’ve only gotten better since then… I can certainly do it now… and you know that for a FACT!

DDD: Listen… I know what I’m gonna do tonight. I’m either gonna screw you, screw Impact or call it right down the middle. I’ve made my decision, so there’s no use in trying to threaten me or sway me in the other direction… alright?? Are we clear??? Now I’m going to the dining hall and when I get back… you BETTER be out of my locker room… or it will be the biggest mistake YOU ever make.

( DDD grins as he passes by Liam and heads out of his locker room )

( Camera fades into the ring )

Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall is for the Unified Tag Team Championships!

( The Unified Tag Team Championship logo flashes across the screen )

( ‘Bonnie and Clyde’ by Jay Z and Beyonce hits as Jaywalker and Cleopatra make their way to the ring wearing their respective championships )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challengers… the team of THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION JAYWALKER… AND THE VIXENS CHAMPION CLEOPATRA… CN TOWWWWERRRRRRR!!

Stew: These are arguably the two most dominant people in EAW in their divisions… imagine what it would be like if they were to take the tag-team gold? They’d be virtually unstoppable!

( ‘Indestructible’ by Disturbed hits as Diamond Cage and Pyrite make their way to the ring sporting the Unified Tag Team Championships )

Ring Announcer: And their opponents.. THEY ARE THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!… THE TEAM OF PYYYRITEE AND DIAMMOND CAGEEEE!!

HYC: IF they were to take the championships??? C’mon Stew, it’s basically a forgone conclusion, nobody has been able to beat Jay, and it’s not going to start tonight.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: It looks as if it will be Jaywalker and Pyrite starting this one off! They lock up in the center of the ring! Pyrite obviously the bigger of the two men is able to quickly manipulate Jay into the corner! He clobbers Jay with a right hand… And now a second one! Before applying a front face-lock on Jay and pulling him into the corner. Pyrite with the tag to Cage who climbs to the top rope and jumps off catching Jay over the back with an axe-handle! Cage now applies a headlock on the World Heavyweight Champion as he tries to wear him down!

HYC: JAY WON’T HAVE IT HOWEVER AS HE MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET AND QUICKLY BACKS UP INTO THE CORNER BREAKING THE HOLD!! Cage goes back first into the corner and now Jay sets him on the middle rope… He puts Cage over his shoulders… AND CONNECTS WITH A SAMOAN DROP!! A SAMOAN DROP DELIVERED BY CAGE AND NOW JAY GOES INTO THE PIN… DO WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS?!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! Cage gets his shoulder up!

Stew: Jay gets Cage back to his feet and unloads with a wicked chop! Cage grabs his chest as Jay knocks him off his feet with a right hand! Cage back to his feet only to be knocked right back off! Jay now drags Cage over to his corner… and tags in the Vixens Champion! Cleo enters the ring and stomps on the stomach of Cage with her heeled boot! She manages to sit cage up as she backs into the ropes… SHE COMES CHARGING AND LANDS A DROPKICK TO A SEATED CAGE!! A GREAT MOVE THERE BY CLEO!! She now heads to the top rope… Cage starting to stir but Cleo with plenty of time here as she reaches the top!

HYC: CAGE TO HIS FEET… HE TURNS AROUND AND CLEO LEAPS OFF WITH A CROSSBODY… BUT SHE’S CAUGHT!! CAGE CATCHES HER AND NOW TAGS PYRITE BACK INTO THE MATCH!! CAGE HANDS CLEO OVER TO PYRITE… WHO DRIVES HER INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM!! MY GOD THE FORCE!! PYRITE COVERS!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT NO!! JAY SAVES IT!!

Stew: Cleo is still in a world of trouble here, she finds herself in the middle of a ring with a man AT LEAST three times her size! Pyrite lifts Cleo up like a ragdoll… wrapping his hand around her throat he lifts her up… AND A DOUBLE HANDED CHOKESLAM!! THAT COULD’VE BROKEN HER IN HALF!! THE POWER THIS MAN PYRITE POSSESSES IS ALMOST SUPER-HUMAN!! Pyrite now backs himself into the corner… and oh no! OH NO! Don’t tell me Pyrite is thinking of Spearing the Vixens Champion… HE’LL KILL HER!! HE’LL ABSOLUTELY MURDER HER!! CLEO MAKES IT BACK TO HER FEET AND SHE TURNS AROUND!!….

HYC: PYRITE EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER… LOOKING FOR THE SPEAR!!… BUT CLEO WITH A LOW-BLOW!! CLEO WITH A LOW-BLOW TO PYRITE WHO DROPS TO HIS KNEES!! CLEO NOW STUMBLES OVER TO HER CORNER AND TAGS IN JAY!! JAY ENTERS THE RING AND LOOKS TO FINISH WHAT CLEO STARTED… JAY HOOKS PYRITE… AND DELIVERS A SUPLEX!! Great strength shown by the World Heavyweight Champion there, being able to suplex Pyrite off his feet IS NOT an easy thing to do! What Cleo and Jay need to do now is neutralize Pyrite… make it so that he can’t get to his feet… make it so that he can’t tag in a fresh Diamond Cage! And the best way to do that is to wear him down piece by piece!

Stew: Jay lifts the leg of Pyrite up and drives his knee down against it… a great first body part to target here, that power of Pyrite all comes from the legs… if you take out his legs, that eliminates at least half of his power. Jay now driving the elbow down against the legs and holding it there, wrenching the leg back with the other hand! Cage has his hand extended in the corner but is still a good twelve feet away from his partner! UH OH!! AND NOW LOOK AT JAYWALKER… HE GRABS THE LEGS OF PYRITE… AND HE LOCKS IN THE CANADIAN CLOVERLEAF!! THE CANADIAN CLOVERLEAF APPLIED!! BUT HERE COMES CAGE TO BREAK IT UP QUICKLY!!

HYC: Even with Cage breaking it up quickly… Jay still did some damage to those legs. A hold like that can tear the muscle off the bone in literally SECONDS! Pyrite grabs onto the ropes as he pulls himself back to his feet… now limping around on those legs… AND JAY FROM BEHIND WITH A CHOP BLOCK TAKES HIM DOWN AGAIN!! Jay now kicking and stomping the right leg, the one that was chop blocked just seconds ago! Pyrite NEEDS to make a tag here if he wants any chance of winning the match! However the more damage that Jaywalker does to the leg and knee, the harder it becomes for Pyrite to walk, or even crawl to make the tag to Cage!

Stew: Jay drags Pyrite back out of the center of the ring, and fully in CN Tower’s corner! AND LOOK AT JAY!! JAY ONCE AGAIN LOOKS TO LOCK IN THAT CANADIAN CLOVERLEAF!! JAY STRUGGLING HERE HOWEVER!! THIS IS A NEAR DO OR DIE SITUATION FOR PYRITE HERE AND HE’S NOT LETTING JAY LOCK IN THE CLOVERLEAF!! LOOK AT THIS!! PYRITE’S SO STRONG THAT HE’S ACTUALLY DRAGGING JAY!! PYRITE CRAWLING ON HIS BACKSIDE AND IS ACTUALLY DRAGGING THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ALONG WITH HIM!! JAY TRIES FOR THE CLOVERLEAF ONCE MORE… BUT PYRITE PUSHES HIM OFF!! PYRITE PUSHES JAY OFF OF HIM!!

HYC: Pyrite now crawling towards Cage for the tag… as is Jaywalker… there’s the tag to Cage! And Jaywalker makes the tag to Cleopatra!

*The lights are cut off*

Stew: Umm… what’s going on here, Chico?

*A spotlight appears in the center of the ring*

HYC: My guess is as good as yours Stew.. I—

Stew: WAIT LOOK!! DESCENDING FROM THE RAFTERS… THAT CAN’T BE…

HYC: NO WAY!!

Stew: JOHN ALLOY?!?! MY GOD THAT IS JOHN ALLOY!! DESCENDING FROM THE RAFTERS!! TRENCHCOAT AND ALL!! TITANIUM BASEBALL BAT IN HAND!! HIS FEET TOUCH THE RING… AND HE SWINGS THE BAT RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF CAGE!! NOW A SHOT OVER THE BACK!! PYRITE ENTERS THE RING… BUT HE EATS A SHOT TO THE GUT AS WELL… BRINGING PYRITE TO HIS KNEES… AND NOW A SHOT WITH THE BAT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!! I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING… JOHN ALLOY IS HERE!!

HYC: AND NOW JOHN ALLOY TURNS TO CLEOPATRA AND LIFTS UP THE BAT!!… HE SWINGS IT RIGHT AT HER HEAD!!… BUT JAY PULLS HER OUT OF THE RING AT THE LAST SECOND!! JAY PULLS CLEO OUT OF THE RING AND NOW THEY SCURRY UP THE RAMP!! WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT ABOUT?!

( John Alloy is shown pointing at Jaywalker )

Stew: It would seem as if the former EAW Champion is back in EAW, Chico… and he’s targeted the World Heavyweight Champion!!

( Pain For Pride preview plays )

( Camera fades back to Mr. DEDEDE’s locker room where he is shown putting on some of his referee gear when once again there is a knock at the door )

DDD: If it’s you Liam, I’m not interested… I already told you…

( Y2Impact is shown coming through the door and walking up directly into the face of DDD )

Y2Impact: You… make… this… PURE! Do you understand me?? I don’t care if you’ve already up your mind… I’m telling you to change it and I’m making it up for you. I don’t want any asterisks next to my name when I defeat Liam out there tonight, okay?? I don’t want it to read ‘Y2Impact defeats Liam Catterson with the help of Methuselah’… I want it to read ‘Y2Impact defeats Liam Catterson for the Answers World Championship’… with no mention of you. The way it should be. You’re a referee… call this match like any other referee would… RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE!

( Impact doesn’t even wait for a response, instead he storms off as DDD looks on with a bit of a scowl )

( Highlights of the Alexander Da Vinci/Prince of Phenomenal feud begin to show. The package highlights Dynasty X, the formation of Project E.G.O., POP taking out The Heart Break Boy and the return of Alexander Da Vinci )

( Camera fades inside the ring )

Ring Announcer: The following contest… IS A LADDER MATCH!! The contracts of both Alexander Da Vinci and The Prince of Phenomenal will hang above the ring. The winner will be decided when he unclips his opponent’s contract from above the ring. The winner of the match will have COMPLETE control over the losers contract!

( ‘If I Had a Heart’ by Fever Ray hits as The Prince of Phenomenal makes his way to the ring in an all silver robe )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Miami, Florida… weighing in at 230 pounds… THEEEE PRINCEEEE OF PHEEENOMMMENNAALLLL!!

Stew: A ladder match DEFINITELY favors POP more than it does ADV… but I don’t know, matches like this are so unpredictable, the finish can come from seemingly out of nowhere. But for the skills it needs to flourish in a ladder match. POP definitely has the advantage.

( ‘Straight Out of Line’ by Godsmack hits as Alexander Da Vinci makes his way to the ring with his signature sledgehammer )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 265 pounds… ALEEEXXANDDERRRR DAAA VINCCCIIII!!

HYC: But here’s the thing Stew, POP is being FORCED to compete here tonight… he didn’t offer it, he didn’t accept a challenge, he was TOLD by Masters that he would be competing in this match. He has no motivation while ADV has all the motivation in the world, he wants to avenge his friend, if you ask me that’s an advantage for him… and if you weigh them, they even each other out.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: ADV GRIPS THE SLEDGEHAMMER AND CHARGES DIRECTLY AT POP WHO QUICKLY SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND GRABS A LADDER!! He brings the ladder into the ring and arms himself to fend off that sledgehammer! ADV smirks as POP circles around the ring with the ladder in hand… who will make the first move… regardless of who does… I guarantee you IT WILL HURT! POP swiftly rams the ladder into the stomach of ADV and now sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring! He rushes up the ladder, trying to escape this match unscathed but ADV tips the ladder over and POP gets hung up on those ropes!

HYC: ADV now from behind grabbing POP and spinning him around… SPINEBUSTER!! A SPINEBUSTER RIGHT ON THAT LADDER!! IT MAKES A SICKENING SOUND AS POP FLIPS OVER AND GRABS HIS BACK!! ADV heads out of the ring to grab another ladder… he slides it into the ring but look at POP! He quickly crawls over to the ladder and pulls it away from ADV so that he can’t use it! POP harboring the ladder in the corner but oh no! ADV grips the sledge!… POP LIFTS THE LADDER UP AGAIN… ADV RUSHES AT POP WITH THE SLEDGE, A BRAVE MOVE!!… AND HE PAYS FOR IT AS POP SWINGS THE LADDER RIGHT INTO HIS FACE!!

Stew: ADV goes down and now POP again looks to set up the ladder, he won’t have enough time to climb however as ADV begins to stir. POP looks over at the sledgehammer and quickly grips it in his hand! He waits for POP to make it back to his feet… POP SWINGS THE SLEDGEHAMMER AT ADV BUT HE WRESTLES THE SLEDGE AWAY FROM POP AND NOW IT FALLS TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE!! POP QUICKLY CLIMBS UP THE LADDER BUT ADV PULLS HIM DOWN IN A POWERBOMB CLUTCH!! AND HE THROWS POP INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! A BUCKLE BOMB CONNECTING!! CRACKING HIS SPINE!!

HYC: ADV begins climbing the ladder but you were right Stew! It’s obvious that ADV doesn’t feel to confident climbing up that ladder… BUT HE MAKES IT TO THE TOP!! ADV REACHES UP TO GRAB POP’S CONTRACT!!… BUT POP WITH A LEAPING SIDE KICK FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE BACK OF ADV!! ADV FALLS BACK FIRST OFF THAT LADDER, HITTING THE MAT HARD… THAT’S AT LEAST A TWELVE FOOT DROP!! POP NOW LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AS HE GRABS THE LADDER AND SETS IT IN PLACE… HE BEGINS CLIMBING IT… HE’S STILL FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THAT BUCKLE BOMB THOUGH AS HE STOPS TO GRAB HIS LOWER BACK!! AND I THINK THAT’S GOING TO COME BACK TO BITE HIM HERE AS ADV MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET!!

Stew: ADV grabs the tights of POP and PULLS HIM DOWN off that ladder! He throws a right hand at POP but POP retaliates! POP now with a second right hand… and a third… he attempts a fourth but the fourth one is ducked under by ADV… WHO HITS A FACEBUSTER!! A FACEBUSTER TO POP WHO STUMBLES TO FIND HIS BALANCE… AND NOW HE GETS CLOTHESLINED OFF HIS FEET BY ADV!! ADV now climbing the ladder… looking to grab that contract! Again though, not feeling good on that ladder, as he slowly and cautiously climbs up it, being careful not to fall of the thing!

HYC: POP making it back to his feet!! He climbs up the ladder as well… on the same side as ADV!! He gets to the second step and clubs ADV across the back a few times… NOW OH NO!! WHAT IN THE WORLD!! HE HAS ADV OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND TAKES A FEW STEPS UP THE LADDER… THE CROWN OF THORNS!! POP CONNECTS WITH THE CROWN OF THORNS FROM THE SIXTH RUNG OF THE LADDER!! BOTH MEN DOWN HERE BUT POP SHOWING SOME LIFE!! POP uses the ladder to make it back to his feet and I think from here on out you’re going to see both men be a little more conservative, they’re going to pick the RIGHT time to go up that ladder.

Stew: ADV attempts to get himself up and is assisted the rest of the way by POP… BUT NOW POP WHIPS HIM RIGHT INTO THE LADDER AND ADV TRIPS UP IN A HEAP FALLING FACE FIRST RIGHT ONTO THAT LADDER!! POP now grabs the other ladder and sandwiches ADV in the middle of the two of them! POP now heads to the top rope… WHAT IS HE THINKING HERE?! HE LEAPS OFF… COVER2COVER!! THAT FROGSPLASH CONNECTS ON ADV SANDWICHED BETWEEN THE TWO LADDERS!! POP grabs his stomach as he stumbles around the ring, in obvious pain but folks I can assure you that ADV is in much, MUCH worse pain after that!

HYC: POP pulls the top ladder off of ADV… and raises it high over his head… NOW HE BRINGS IT DOWN INTO THE STERNUM OF ADV!! POP RAISES IT HIGH AND DOES IT AGAIN!! POP NOW THROWING THAT LADDER ASIDE AND LIFTING ADV UP OFF THE BOTTOM LADDER… BUT HE DELIVERS A SCOOP SLAM BACK ONTO THAT LADDER, ADV BOUNCING OFF THE METAL STEEL FIRST!! POP now grabs the other ladder and holds it in place… he looks up at the contract high above the ring but instead leans the ladder up against the turnbuckle… AND OH MAN!! NOW WHAT’S HE DOING!?

Stew: POP CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLE!! AND ADV STILL DOWN… POP NOW AT THE TOP AND HE GRABS THAT LADDER… WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HE THINKING!?! HE HOLDS THE LADDER LIKE A BATTERING RAM… AND HE LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE… AND MY GOD!! HE PLANTS THAT LADDER AGAINST ALEXNADER DA VINCI, SANDWICHING HIM AGAIN!! POP HAS TO LOVE WHAT HE’S JUST DONE HERE!! HE REMOVES THE LADDER FROM ALEXANDER DA VINCI AND ROLLS HIM OUT OF THE RING!! ADV’S LIGHTS ARE OUT!! AND NOW POP HAS LITERALLY ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD!!

HYC: He rolls out of the ring and grabs yet another ladder! A third one and he brings it into the ring. POP sets it up in the middle of the ring, he’s in a lot of pain as well… his back still hurts, his stomach from that Frogsplash… and I’m sure he injured himself after what he just did to ADV! He positions the ladder perfectly under the contracts and he begins to climb! BUT WAIT!! WAIT STEW LOOK!! WHAT IS THAT I SEE ON THE TOP OF THE RING APRON… A HAND, ADV’S HAND!! HE’S BEGINNING TO STIR!! I DON’T BELIEVE POP HAS REALIZED IT JUST YET!! BUT ADV IS MAKING HIS WAY BACK INTO THE RING… AND HE’S GOT THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!

Stew: ADV GRABS ONTO THE LADDER… AND NOW POP NOTICES IT!! HE LOOKS DOWN AT ADV AND ATTEMPTS TO CLIMB FASTER, TRYING TO GET THAT CONTRACT… ADV HOWEVER CLIMBS TO THE FIRST STEP… HE KICKS ADV AWAY AND NOW POP!! HE FINISHES THE CLIMB!! HE’S GOT THE CONTRACT!! HE’S GOT THE CONTRACT!!… WAIT NO!! HE CAN’T SEEM TO GET IT UNHOOKED!! AND NOW LOOK AT ADV!! HE TAKES THE LADDER AWAY FROM POP!! HE TAKES THE LADDER AWAY FROM POP AND SETS IT UP A FOOT NEXT TO HIM!! POP CAN REACH THE LADDER BUT HE CAN’T SUSTAIN A GOOD BALANCE ON IT!! HE’S DANGLING IN THE AIR AS ADV BEGINS CLIMBING THE LADDER WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER IN HAND!!

HYC: POP MAKES A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO GET THE CONTRACT UNHOOKED… BUT ADV WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT RIGHT TO THE STOMACH!! A SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT TO THE GUT AND POP FALLS!! HE TAKES A FIFTEEN FOOT PLUNGE ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! ADV RE-POSITIONS THE LADDER AND HE CLIMBS UP… HE HAS THE CONTRACT!! HE UNHOOKS IT!! ADV WINS!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Straight Out of Line’ hits as ADV climbs down the ladder with POP’s contract in hand )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… ALEEEXXXXANNDDERRRRR DAAAA VINCCCCCIIIII!!

Stew: ADV WINS!! ADV WINS A GRUELING LADDER MATCH AND THAT MEANS HE HAS COMPLETE CONTROL OVER POP’S CONTRACT!!

HYC: Justice has been served! ADV gets his revenge on POP… I cannot WAIT to see what he does with that contract.

( ADV asks for a microphone )

Stew: Well we may find out now, Chico! ADV wants a mic!

( ADV brings the microphone off to his mouth as POP begins to stir )

ADV*breathing heavily*: You know POP… I beat you… that’s enough for me… I don’t need your contract… I have no use for it.

( POP’s face lights up as ADV goes to hand him the contract but quickly pulls it back )

ADV*shaking his finger at POP*: NO NO NO! You see… I don’t have use for your contract… but there is someone who does.

( http://youtu.be/qtdSg_w3pU4 plays on the titan-tron )

Stew: OH MY GOD!! IT’S HBB!! THE HEART BREAK BOY IS BACK!! AND POP LOOKS AS IF HE’S JUST SEEN A GHOST!! THIS CROWD IN ENGLAND IS ECSTATIC HERE AT DEFIANCE FOR THE ONE… THE ONLY… HEART BREAK BOY!!

( HBB enters the ring and hugs ADV as POP still looks on, shocked )

HYC: POP IS ABOUT TO GET MORE JUSTICE BROUGHT TO HIM TONIGHT… THE MAN WHO HE WAS SO SURE HE PUT ON THE SHELF FOR GOOD IS BACK!! POP looks at HBB… he shakes his head… he mouths the words ‘No… it can’t be’… AND SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! POP GETS LEVELED WITH SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY HBB!!

( HBB and ADV do the Dynasty X taunt to POP before they leave the ring together )

Stew: THIS IS AMAZING STEW!! THE HEART BREAK BOY IS BACK!! WHAT A NIGHT THIS HAS BEEN!!

Stew: But there’s still more Stew, business is about to pick up because up next… The Answers World Championship will be on the line.

( ‘Streets on Fire’ by Lupe Fiasco plays as highlights of the Liam Catterson/Y2Impact feud are shown. The package shows Liam Catterson cashing in his King of Extreme on Impact to win the Answers World Championship. Masters announcing the match and announcing Methuselah as the Special Guest referee. It ends with Mr. DEDEDE standing over both Liam and Impact, looking down at the Answers World Championship which lays in the middle of the two )

( Camera fades to the ring as the Answers World Championship graphic flashes across the screen )

Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!

( ‘Monster’ by Kanye West hits as smoke begins to fill up the ringside area. Methuselah emerges from the smoke wearing a referee shirt as he approaches the ring )

Ring Announcer: Introducing first… The Special Guest Referee for the match… METTTTHUUUUSEEEELLLAHHHHHH!!

Stew: Who’s side is he on? Is he on a side? Those are the two biggest questions surrounding this match. He controls the fate of it… in my honest opinion, Chico… considering he has problems with both men tonight… he seriously think he calls this one right down the middle.

HYC: Are you serious Stew? Don’t you know who we’re talking about?! This man is the slyest of the sly, the dirtiest of the dirty… there’s no way he calls this fairly. Someone’s getting screwed tonight.

Stew: But why? Why would he purposely screw someone out of the victory? Like I just said, he’s had run-ins with both of these men recently… and I just don’t see why he would aid one of them to the win.

( A countdown clock appears on the screen )

5…

4…

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( A huge blast of pyro goes off as ‘Twisted Transistor’ by Korn hits and Y2Impact makes his way to the ring in a sparkling gold jacket )

Stew: The man who, no offense to Liam Catterson… but in my eyes Impact SHOULD STILL be The Answers World Champion. He had one of the most, if not the most impressive run with the title that I’ve ever seen… hopefully justice will be served tonight and he can take back what is rightfully his.

( ‘Wrong’ by Depeche Mode hits as Liam Catterson makes his way to the ring with the Answers World Championship strapped around his waist )

HYC: There is NOTHING wrong with what Liam did to get the championship, and if you ask me… it was genius! Impact had competed in not just one, but two matches that night… the latter of the two being against Eddie Mack after Eddie cashed in his Cash in the Vault. Liam took advantage of a golden opportunity, an opportunity that we all would’ve taken.

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger… from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 226 pounds… Y2IMMMPPPAAACCCCCCTTTTTTTTTT!!

Stew: But, this is his first championship defense… is he ready? Can he handle being the Answers World Champion?

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from United Kingdom, Shildon… weighing in at 210 pounds… LIAAAMMM CATTTTTERRRRRSOOOOONNNNN!!

( Liam hands the Answers World Championship over to Methuselah )

HYC: We’re about to find out…

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: There’s the bell! A quick lock-up! Impact with a bit of a size advantage over the champion and he manages to get him in the corner… Impact loads up for a knife edge chop and unleea—NO!! Liam ducks out of the way and clobbers Impact in the side of the head with a right hand! Liam now taking the right arm of Impact… AND WHIPPING HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER!! And a rare occurrence here… Liam actually seems to have some support out here tonight being in the UK!… HE DARTS AT IMPACT IN THE CORNER AND LANDS A DROPKICK!!

HYC: Impact slumps down in a seated position near the corner… Liam charges again but Impact rolls out of the way! Liam stopping himself but now from behind gets rolled up!! Meth into the cover!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO LIAM POPS OUT!!

HYC: Liam now immediately heads out of the ring and pulls the ring apron up… HE PULLS OUT A CHAIR!! BUT LOOK OUT!! IMPACT WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE!! KNOCKING THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF LIAM!! THE FORCE TAKES LIAM INTO THE BARRICADE!! Impact quickly grips the steel chair… HE ATTEMPTS TO WHAIL IT OVER THE HEAD OF LIAM BUT LIAM RUNS OUT OF THE WAY!! LIAM STILL IN DANGER THOUGH AS IMPACT SWINGS THAT CHAIR AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE, FULL OF ADRENALINE!! Liam scrambles to find something under the ring… BUT IMPACT CRACKS THE CHAIR ACROSS THE SPINE OF LIAM!!

Stew: Liam and hits the floor on all fours as Impact grins… Methuselah looks on from the ring as Impact brings the steel chair up again… AND DOWN AGAINST THE SPINE OF LIAM FOR A SECOND TIME!! Liam did have time to pull out a kendo stick from under the ring before he was hit across the back with that chair… Liam struggling to get to his knees here as he holds his lower back with his left hand… Impact lifts the chair up!!… BUT LIAM GRABS THE KENDO STICK WITH HIS RIGHT HAND, SWINGS IT AROUND AND MEETS THE SIDE OF IMPACT AS HE DROPS THE CHAIR!!

HYC: Liam now to his feet swings that Kendo Stick at Impact again! This time right between the eyes! LIAM GOING ABSOLUTELY CRAZY WITH THAT KENDO STICK CATCHING IMPACT IN THE HEAD ONCE AGAIN!! NOW INTO THE STERNUM! BACK TO THE HEAD!! HE SWINGS A SHOT AND CONNECTS IN THE RIBS!! NOW THE LEG!! AND NOW A FINAL SHOT TO THE SHOULDER BEFORE DROPPING THE NOW SHREDDED KENDO STICK!! Liam lifts up the ring apron once more and grabs a fresh kendo stick out of the pile of junk under the ring! HE LOADS UP AGAIN!! AND LASHES IT AT IMP ACROSS THE BACK!!

Stew: LIAM LIFTS IT UP AGAIN AND ANOTHER SHOT!! NOW A THIRD!! FOURTH!! FIFTH!! SIXTH!! SEVENTH!! EIGHTH!! NINTH!! TENTH!! TEN SHOTS WITH THAT KENDO STICK, LASHED OVER THE BACK OF IMPACT!! HE TOSSES A SECOND SHREDDED STICK TO THE SIDE AND ROLLS IMPACT INTO THE RING!! HE HOOKS THE LEG!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!! … NO KICK OUT!!

HYC: Impact gets the shoulder up, Liam instructs Methuselah to count faster and Methuselah retorts with ‘Suck a…’ well you know. Liam however not letting up as he applies a headlock on the multi-time World Champion. Impact making it back to his feet however and he hammers a few elbows into the chest and mid-section of the Answers World Champion which gets him free! Impact now with a right hand to Liam… BUT LIAM COMES RIGHT BACK… SCOOPS IMPACT UP AND PLANTS HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!! Impact pops right back up to his knees, his back is raw from all those kendo stick shots, if must feel like a sizzling burn when it touches that hard canvas.

Stew: Impact uses the ropes to pull himself back to his feet… BUT LIAM WITH A BACK RAKE!! OH MY GOD!! TO THAT BURNING FLESH I CAN’T IMAGINE HOW THAT FEELS TO IMPACT!! AND NOW LIAM TAKES THE CHALLENGER OFF HIS FEET WITH A SWIFT RIGHT, LEFT COMBO!! And I have to say, to this point… I’ve been EXTREMELY impressed with Liam Catterson. He’s been able to almost completely neutralize Impact to this point, and that is something that NEVER happens… I have to give him props! Impact makes it back to his feet but Liam grabs him by the legs and pulls him back into the middle of the ring.

HYC: Liam grabs the legs of Impact… AND HE SLINGSHOTS HIM RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! LIAM FROM BEHIND LOOKING FOR THE CUTTERSON!! BUT IMPACT COUNTERS IT INTO A FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER!! A GREAT REVERSAL BY IMPACT!! And this is the first time in the entire match so far that Impact has gotten any sort of real offense in… to this point it’s been ALL Liam! But that may very well be changing now as Liam gets back to his feet… Impact grabs him and lands a forearm to the jaw… now an armdrag taking him half way across the ring! Liam pops back up to his feet but Impact comes charging… TURNBUCKLE CLOTHESLINE!! TAKING THE WIND OUT OF THE CHAMPION!!

Stew: Liam comes stumbling out of the corner… AND IMP CATCHES HIM WITH A BULLDOG!! LIAM GETS PLANTED INTO THE CANVAS… BUT LOOK AT THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! HE KNEW IMPACT WAS GOING FOR THE LIONSAULT NEXT SO HE IMMEDIATELY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!! That’s not something you see extremists at his age do… Impact follows Liam out of the ring and picks up the ring steps! OH MAN! He holds them in place as he awaits Liam Catterson who uses the barricade to make it back to his feet… Liam does and he turns around… IMPACT CHARGES WITH THOSE STEEL STEPS BUT LIAM WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AND IMPACT’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THOSE STEPS!! IMPACT A LITTLE WOBBLY HERE… AND NOW LIAM WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD AND IMPACT FALLS RIGHT ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE HERE!!

Masters: I think that may have just given Liam an idea as he rolls Impact off of the announce table and now takes the cover off.. followed by the two monitors! HE NOW ROLLS IMPACT BACK ONTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE BEFORE HE DOES HIMSELF!! HE GETS IMPACT TO HIS FEET AND KICKS HIM IN THE GUT!!…OH MAN!! CATTERSON IMPACT N IT’S WAY!! ABOUT TO BE DELIVERED TO IMPACT!! BUT HE SPINS OUT OF IT… CODEBREAKER!! IMPACT WITH A CODEBREAKER ONTO THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! HOWEVER THE TABLE DOES NOT GIVE WAY!! THE TABLE REMAINS IN TACT!!

Stew: Impact rolls himself off of the announce table and looks over at Liam, and now he’s heading back towards the ring… LEAVING LIAM ON THE TABLE… WHAT’S HE DOING?! IMPACT HOPS ONTO THE APRON… HE LOOKS BACK AT LIAM… IS HE REALLY GONNA DO IT!? WATCH OUT CHICO!! IMPACT SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE… LIONSAULT!! LIONSAULT ONTO LIAM!! THE TABLE SHATTERS!! IT COMPLETELY SHATTERS AND BOTH LIAM AND IMPACT ARE AMONG THE WRECKAGE!! BOTH DOWN AND OUT!! Methuselah rolls out of the ring to check on both Impact and Liam… both of them are responsive yet neither one moving, understandably.

HYC: Impact is the first one to stir, removing the broken pieces of our table off of him, now getting Liam up to his feet as well and rolling him into the ring… HE CONTINUES ROLLING HIM INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING WHERE HE HOOKS THE LEG!!

ONEEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NOOOOO!! KICK OUT BY THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!

Stew: Oh man! Talk about close! Impact sits up and runs his hands through his hair a few times… he could’ve sworn that was it! No faulty counting on the referee’s part either… that was an honest to god normal count by Methuselah! Impact grabs Liam by the hair and pulls him u—wait no he throws him back down to the canvas and heads out of the ring. He grabs the Answers World Championship and enters the ring with it! OH MAN!! TAUNTING LIAM WITH THAT TITLE!! LIAM MAKES IT TO HIS FEET AND HE TURNS AROUND AS IMPACT CHARGES WITH THE BELT!!

HYC: BUT LIAM DUCKS IT!! LIAM DUCKS UNDER THE BELT SHOT AND PUNCHES IMPACT IN THE GUT!! HE NOW GRABS THE TITLE OUT OF IMPACT’S HANDS AND… BOOM!! RIGHT TO THE FACE!! IMPACT IS DOWN!! DOWN AND OUT HERE!! BLOOD BEGINNING TO RUSH OUT OF HIS FOREHEAD!! LIAM INTO THE COVER!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! NO!! IMPACT KICKS OUT!!

Stew: Let me tell you… this Impact is SOMETHING ELSE! He just won’t give up! And Liam is VERY frustrated here! Nothing he’s doing is working… he can’t get Impact down for the three count… but the very same could be said with Impact who hasn’t been able to keep the Answers World Champion down! Liam pounds his hands into the canvas and looks up at Methuselah… he points his finger at him and demands that he stop trying to screw him! OH WAIT LOOK OUT!! FROM BEHIND, IMPACT HAS THE TITLE!! LIAM TURNS AROUND… AND BOOM!! RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!! A HOMERUN TYPE SHOT WITH THE BELT!! LIAM GOES DOWN, BLOODIED!! THE MOMENTUM TAKES IMPACT OFF HIS FEET AND RIGHT INTO THE COVER!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! LIAM GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!!

HYC: Impact sits up and he can’t help but smile… that was one of the if not THE most powerful shot I’ve ever seen with a championship belt yet Liam still finds a way to avoid defeat! Impact springboards off the ropes… LIONSAULT!!… WAIT NO!! LIAM GETS HIS FEET UP!!… BUT IMPACT CATCHES THEM!! IMPACT CATCHES THE FEET OF LIAM AND TRIES THE WALLS!! IMPACT HAS LIAM’S LEGS!! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS TURN HIM OVER… HOWEVER THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION BEING TOUGH!! TRYING TO SWAT IMPACT AWAY!! AND HE DOES!! HE USES HIS POWERFUL LOWER BODY TO PUSH IMPACT OFF OF HIM!!

Stew: Liam back to his feet… he charges at Impact… FAME ASSER!!… BUT NO!! IMPACT REVERSES IT INTO A POWERBOMB!! AND NOW HE KEEPS A HOLD OF THE LEGS!! HE TURNS LIAM ONTO HIS STOMACH… THE WALLS!! THE WALLS!! IMPACT’S GOT THE WALLS APPLIED!! LIAM IS IN TROUBLE HERE!! HE REACHES OUT TOWARDS THE ROPES BUT THEY’RE A FEW FEET AWAY!! AND TO HIM THEY MUST FEEL LIKE MILES!! LIAM TRIES CRAWLING BUT IMPACT HAS IT IN PERFECTLY!! IT LEAVES VERY LITTLE ROOM TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES!! LIAM TRIES TO TURN BACK OVER ON HIS BACK BUT IT’S NO USE!! HE’S NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO SHIFT ALL OF HIS PLUS ALL OF IMPACT’S WEIGHT!!

HYC: IMPACT REARS BACK AND LIAM RAISES HIS HAND UP!! METHUSELAH ASKS HIM IF HE WANTS TO TAP BUT LIAM SAYS NO… AND HE BEGINS CRAWLING TOWARDS THE ROPES… IMPACT REARS BACK ONCE MORE… BUT LIAM GETS HIS HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! AND METHUSELAH TELLS IMPACT TO BREAK THE HOLD!! Impact drags Liam into the middle of the ring and hooks the leg!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! KICK OUT!!

Stew: Impact rolls over to his stomach and pulls himself to his feet… Liam now as well makes his way over to the ropes and uses them to aid him to his feet… Impact sees the title again! He grabs it!! Liam completely unaware as he turns around!! IMPACT SWINGS WITH THE TITLE BUT LIAM!! LIAM WITH A KICK TO THE GUT… THE CATTERSON IMPACT!! HE GOT IT!! LIAM CONNECTS WITH THE CATTERSON IMPACT!! HE ROLLS IMPACT OVER TO HIS BACK AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS AS METHUSELAH SLIDES TO COUNT THE COVER!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! NO!! NO!! IMPACT GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!

HYC: AND LIAM IS A MAD MAN IN THAT RING RIGHT NOW!! HE’S THROWING AN ABSOLUTE FIT!! HE GETS UP ANT YELLS AT METHUSELAH, POINTING HIS FINGER IN HIS FACE… SCREAMING!!… AND HE SLAPS HIM!! LIAM SLAPS METHUSELAH RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!!… SPEAR!! SPEAR!! BY METHUSELAH RIGHT TO LIAM!! IMPACT IS STILL DOWN!! HOWEVER STARTING TO STIR!! HE CRAWLS TO THE ROPES AND LOOKS UP AT THE TITAN-TRON WHERE HE SEES THAT LIAM IS DOWN!! HE CRAWLS OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!!

ONEEEE!!… TWOOO!!… AND NO!! LIAM KICKS OUT!! LIAM KICKS OUT!!

Stew: Impact grabs the ropes and gets to his feet… he grabs Liam and pulls him up to his feet… CODEBREAKER!! IMPACT GOT IT!! IMPACT GOT THE CODEBREAKER!! THE COVER!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… *Methuselah stops counting*

HYC: Oh no…

Stew: Methuselah stops the count… and now he gets to his feet… Impact now gets off of Liam and looks at Methuselah… Methuselah is just staring at Impact as Impact screams at him… showing no emotion whatsoever… IMPACT GOES AFTER METHUSELAH!! ATTACKING HIM WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS!! FULL OF RAGE!! BUT METHUSELAH SHOVES HIM AWAY… AND NOW A SPEAR!! METHUSELAH WITH A SPEAR!! HE NOW DRAGS LIAM ON TOP OF IMPACT AND COUNTS THE COVER, C’MON, NO!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Wrong’ hits as Methuselah walks out of the ring and up the ramp, Liam finally starts stirring and is handed the Answers World Championship by the Ring Announcer )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!… LIIAAAAMM CATTTTERRRRSOONNNN!!

Stew: I’m shocked…

HYC: There HAS to be another reason, Liam was threatening Methuselah the entire match… there has to be another reason as to why Methuselah would screw Impact over like this. Sure they have their differences but after what Liam did to Methuselah in the match… I just don’t get it.

( Liam begins celebrating his victory )

Stew: Hopefully we’ll get some answers on Dynasty… for Hey Yo Chico, I’m Stew… thanks for joining us..

( Liam is shown on the turnbuckle holding the Answers World Championship in the air as the camera fades to black )

( EAW logo buzzes )

( The infamous ‘Inches’ speech plays as an image of the chairman, Ashten Cross is shown standing in the ring, an empty building gazing up into the rafters )

Narrator: … don’t know what to say really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives all comes down to today. Either we heal … or we are going to crumble.

( The image changes to CM Banks standing in the ring, at a show )

Narrator: Inch by inch, play by play, till we’re finished. We are in hell right now, gentlemen, believe me … and we can stay here and get the {shit} kicked out of us or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell. One inch, at a time.

( Masters is shown standing in the ring, a tear in his every )

Narrator: Now I can’t do it for you. I’m too old. I look around and I see these young faces and I think, I mean I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make. I uh … I pissed away all my money believe it or not. I chased off anyone who has ever loved me. And lately, I can’t even stand the face I see in the mirror.

( WWEFan is shown in a darkened room with his head bowed )

Narrator: You know when you get old in life things get taken from you. That’s, that’s part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out that life is just a game of inches. So is {wrestling}. Because in either game … the margin for error is so small. I mean one half step too late or to early you don’t quite make it.

( Grand Rampage I is shown with HRDO choke-slamming Mr.DEDEDE )

Narrator: One half second too slow or too fast and you don’t quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They are in ever break of the game every minute, every second.

( Mak cashing in his King of Extreme on Starr-Stan at Grand Rampage II is shown )

Narrator: On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone around us to pieces for that inch. We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch. Cause we know when we add up all those inches that’s going to make the … difference between WINNING and LOSING between LIVING and DYING!!!
( Extreme Enigma leaping off a ladder onto Montell Smooth at Grand Rampage III is shown )

Narrator: I’ll tell you this in any fight it is the guy who is willing to die who is going to win that inch.

( Heart Break Boy capturing the EAW Championship at Grand Rampage IV is shown )

Narrator: And I know if I am going to have any life anymore it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch because that is what LIVING is. The six inches in front of your face.

( The Prince of Phenomenal leaping off a ladder and putting Eddie Mack through the commentators table at Grand Rampage V is shown )

Narrator: Now I can’t make you do it. You gotta’ look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes. Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. You are going to see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows when it comes down to it, you are gonna’ do the same thing for him.
( Flashes of previous Grand Rampage winners play )
Narrator: Tonight destiny battles fate, tonight one split second can change everything …one career will prolong to stardom tonight…The road to Pain for Pride begins NOW.

( Flashes of all the feuds play on the screen as ‘We on’ by J-Cole plays in the background )

( The camera pans into the Rogers Centre as multiple different pyro shoots up into the sky as ‘Burn Bright’ by My Chemical Romance plays )

Stew-O: ITS FINALLY TIME, HERE WE ARE ONCE AGAIN…EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING KICKS OFF THE ROAD TO PAIN FOR PRIDE WITH THE SIXTH GRAND RAMPAGE!!! Live in Jaywalker country, Canada, EAW presents the most unpredictable night of the year, 30 men compete for the opportunity of a lifetime – a chance to headline Pain for Pride!

WWEFan: Indeed Stew, it just feels like yesterday that we were preparing for the FIRST Grand Rampage but tonight, one career will shoot into immortality, one career will get the biggest and hardest victory of their lives. It’s a HUGE night in store tonight for everybody tonight.

Masters: Damn right Fan and we’re about to kick things off as the referee has made his way to the ring, we’re on and the lights are bright!

( Camera fades into the ring as the National Extreme Championship graphic flashes across the screen )

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall is for the National Extreme Championship!

( ‘Neenah Menasha’ by Sponge hits as TMT makes his way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Motor City, Michigan… weighing in at 188 pounds… T… M… T!!!

Stew: And here comes a very determined TMT! He earned the right to face GI Styles a few weeks back, and I’ll tell you… I don’t even know if the word ‘determined’ does him justice. He seems dead set on taking that National Extreme Championship.

( ‘Payback’ by Flaw hits as GI Styles makes his way to the ring with the National Extreme Championship strapped around his waist )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 202 pounds… HE IS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!… GI STYLEEEEESSSSSSS!!

HYC: Well, this crowd of nearly 50,000 showing their love for the hometown boy GI Styles! Will the support of the fans be enough to carry GI to a successful championship defense? We’re about to find out!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: There’s the bell! TMT doesn’t waste any time here… going right after the champion! Hammering him with hard lefts in the corner! GI forced to huddle down in the corner as TMT lets up and takes a few steps out of the corner… he now comes running… AND HE CRACKS GI IN THE JAW WITH A STRAIGHT BOOT TO THE FACE!! GI slumps down to the mat but gets immediately picked back up by TMT… WHO WHIPS HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, GI HITTING HARD SPINE FIRST!!

HYC: And it’s a fascinating thing about these two, neither of them are the most intimidating size wise… but they may just be the two strongest people on the Dynasty roster! GI gets back to his feet as TMT lights up his chest with a few knife-edge chops! TMT now drags GI into the middle of the ring… HE HOOKS HIM FOR A SUPLEX… AND HE CONNECTS!! A swift suplex delivered to the National Extreme Champion… and now TMT glances towards the turnbuckle… perhaps looking to fly!

Stew: TMT begins climbing the turnbuckle… GI still down on the canvas however he has begun to stir! TMT makes it to the top and sets himself before leaping off!… FROG SPLASH!! NO!! GI ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND TMT EATS NOTHING BUT MAT!! AND NOW GI GOES FOR THE ROLLUP!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO TMT KICKS OUT!!

HYC: Even with the kick out, this could very well be the opening that GI needs… TMT has controlled the early stages of this match… but now the tides may be turning! GI makes it back to his feet, swings his leg back and unleashes a huge kick to the ribcage of the challenger, TMT! GI now with a second hard kick right to the ribs! He pulls TMT up to his feet and lands a right hand! He grapples TMT back into the middle of the ring and attempts a neckbreaker!… BUT TMT PUSHES GI OFF… AND NOW HE CLOTHESLINES HIM OUT OF THE RING!

Stew: Shades of what’s to come later on tonight, Chico… in The Grand Rampage match that would be considered an elimination! GI struggling to his feet here… AND TMT RUNS THROUGH THE ROPES… SUICIDE DIVE!! NO!! GI CATCHES HIM!! MY LORD!! GI CATCHES HIM… BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!! MY GOD!! WHAT A SICKENING IMPACT!! I would NOT be surprised if TMT’s spine cracked in two! GI lets out a bit of a smirk as he picks the dead weight of TMT to his feet and rolls him into the ring… HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS LOOKING FOR THE VICTORY HERE!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! ! AGAIN TMT KICKS OUT!!

HYC: GI grabs the hair of TMT and pulls him back to his feet… he shoots for a right hand… ducked by TMT WHO NOW LEAPS HIGH INTO THE AIR AND WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND THE NECK OF GI! HE HURRICANRANA’S HIM RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! GI FLYING SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE UNFORGIVING STEEL!! WOW WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS!! GI comes out of the corner holding his shoulder… and now he runs right into a dropkick by TMT, GI again flying right into the turnbuckle!

Stew: GI hits off the turnbuckle and immediately falls to the mat. TMT crawls back into the opposite corner… and you know, Chico… GI took a while to roll TMT back into the ring… and I think that’s what’s costing him here! TMT gathers himself and rushes at GI who has made it back to his feet… GOING FOR ANOTHER HURRICANRANA!!… BUT HE WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND THE NECK OF GI ONE MORE TIME… BUT THIS TIME HE’S CAUGHT!! GI HAD IT SCOUTED!! GI LIFTS HIM UP… AND A POWERBOMB RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! DOING EVEN MORE DAMAGE TO THE SPINE!!

HYC: I think you’re right… and that breather that TMT just took might’ve cost him! I know it’s been a very physical match so far… but these guys need to start taking advantage of the opportunities they have right in front of them! GI however not taking his time here, he hammers a few rights and lefts into the skull of TMT and drags him into the center of the ring! He drops an elbow across the chest… and now does it a second time! GI now may be on the verge of ending it here as he wraps his arms around the lower waist of TMT… He pulls him to his feet… OH MAN!! GI MAY BE GOING FOR THAT DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX!!

Stew: And only now does TMT realize the predicament he’s in! He’s trying to break the hold of the German Suplex… BUT IT DOESN’T SEEM TO BE WORKING!! TMT LOCKS HIS LEG AROUND THE SHIN OF GI… TRYING TO BLOCK THE SUPLEX… BUT GI STILL MANAGES TO LIFT HIM IN THE AIR… HE’S STRUGGLING THOUGH!! TMT MANAGES TO GET HIS FEET BACK ON THE MAT… HE SENDS A FEW ELBOWS INTO THE HEAD OF GI… AND HE GETS FREE!! NOW HE QUICKLY GETS BEHIND GI… AND HE HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX OF HIS OWN!! AND NOW HE BRIDGES THE PIN… DOES HE HAVE HIM HERE?!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! GI POPS HIS SHOULDER UP!!

HYC: And TMT is shocked! He hit GI with his own move… and it wasn’t enough! That hard German Suplex right on the back of his head wasn’t enough to get the job done! His face now full of rage as he backs himself up into the corner… perhaps setting GI up for that Spear of his!… GI USING THE ROPES TO MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET… AND HE DOES!! GI UP AND TMT RUSHES AT HIM, SPEAR ON IT’S WAY!! BUT NO!! GI REVERSES WITH A STRAIGHT KICK TO THE FOREHEAD OF TMT!!

Stew: And that kick stunned him as it stands TMT up like a pin! GI now gets behind TMT… AND YES!! HE CONNECTS WITH THE DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX!! BRIDGING THE PIN!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Payback’ by Flaw hits as GI Styles is given his National Extreme Championship )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!… GI STTTYLLLLLEEEEESSSS!!

Stew: And a VERY physical match to start off The Grand Rampage, with TMT coming up just short!

HYC: This was TMT’s first match on a big stage like this though Stew… he gave GI a run for his money tonight and in the process opened up a bunch of eyes.

Stew: That may be true, Chico… but he isn’t the one leaving with the National Extreme Championship! Congratulations to GI Styles on a successful defense!
( Camera pans backstage to Max A Million in the interview room )

Max: The road to Pain for Pride has certainly began tonight and joined with me at this time, Canada’s very own….Jaywalker!

( Jaywalker steps into the scene with Christy Cruise and Cleopatra as Jay snatches the microphone )

Jay: It feels just so great to be back in my home of Canada, to be in a country that ISN’T filled with stupid people? A country that BREEDS good wrestlers like its nothing?? Honestly, I wish I could live here everyday.

Jay: Because then, I wouldn’t have to wrestle inbred hicks from North Carolina, I wouldn’t have to face a guy who is so far below me, he can’t see my boots, I TOWER over Hades. Hades is certainly the underdog and he’s going to have a guy who’s undefeated, who’s won 30 PLUS MATCHES, SOMETHING NOTHING EVER DONE BEFORE, NOT JUST IN EAW…BUT IN ANY E-FED. Hades couldn’t beat Johnny Ventura two months ago but he thinks that he can beat ME??

Jay: STUPID…It’s STUPID to think that anybody can beat me, because they can’t. Not Hades, not some flunky who wins the Rampage…NOBODY. I’M TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN, I’M ON TOP OF EAW AND I HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF LEAVING, I’LL RETIRE WITH THIS TITLE WITH ME.

Jay: Kawajai couldn’t, Scott couldn’t, Cage couldn’t, Cage couldn’t, Impact couldn’t, ADV couldn’t, SQ couldn’t beat me but Hades thinks that he can?? I put Violet Green out, I put RoV out, I don’t care if you’re man or woman, anybody who steps into the ring with me will be taken out of EAW because I am THAT damn good at what I do.

Jay *turning to Christy*: And Christy, I know Cleo won’t fuck up tonight but you best not fuck up tonight because I’ll ensure that if you do fuck up tonight, I’ll make you go back to sucking dicks for cash in the backseat of a car.

Christy: ….

( Jaywalker and Cleo walk off as Christy stands there, appalled …)

Christy: Son of a fucking bitch (no)…

( Camera pans to ringside with various ladders set up around ringside and up the ramp )

( Recaps of Johnny Ventura vs. Rami feud play on the screen )

Ring Announcer: The following is a LADDER MATCH FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP AND IT IS A FINAL ENCOUNTER!!

( Forever by Drake plays as Rami walks onto the stage as a microphone is lowered for him )

Rami: Ladies and gentlemen…coming tonight from Djerba, Tunisia and weighing in at a slim and mean 244 pounds, he is the RIGHTFUL and soon to be FIRST Two-time Interwire champion….RAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Bulls on Parade by Rage Against the Machine plays as Johnny Ventura walks to the ring )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent….THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION ….JOOHHNNNNNNYYYY VEE—–

Flashback: WAIT!!! RAMI ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND ATTACKS VENTURA!! RIGHTS FROM RAMI BUT VENTURA FIRES BACK WITH SHOTS OF HIS OWN!!! AND VENTURA GRABS RAMI AND DRIVES HIS HEAD INTO A NEARBY LADDER!! Rami stumbles down the ramp and to the floor as Ventura rolls Rami into the ring along with a ladder, this is under-way!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Fan: Ventura grabs the ladder and SMASHES IT INTO RAMI WHO WAS GETTING UP!! AND VENTURA NOW DRIVES THE LADDER INTO RAMI’S THROAT, OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! VENTURA LIFTS RAMI UP AND DROPS HIM WITH A SUPLEX, SUPLEX ONTO A LADDER!!! Rami falls out of the ring as Ventura is not done here on this attack as he slides out after him…

Flashback: Ventura lifts Rami up and SENDS HIM FLYING SKULL FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! THE IMPACT OF THAT SHOT HEARD AROUND THIS ARENA!! VENTURA RAMS AND DRIVES RAMI’S SKULL INTO THE STEEL STEPS, OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! BLOOD STARTING TO COME DOWN RAMI’S HEAD!!

Fan: And Ventura leans another ladder by the ringpost and SLINGSHOTS RAMI INTO THE LADDER!! AND VENTURA FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP ONTO THE FLOOR!! Ventura drops the ladder down on Rami and Ventura climbs onto the apron and LEAPS OFF, MOONSAULT INTO THE LADDER WHICH DRIVES INTO RAMI!! Ventura lifts Rami up, a bloody and beaten Rami …PILEDRIVER!!! PILEDRIVER ONTO THE LADDER!!! RAMI SKULL FIRST ONTO THE LADDER!!!

Flashback: Ventura slides in and sets up the ladder and CLIMBS IT, SNATCHING DOWN THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL INTERWIRE CHAMPION……JOOHNNNNYYYYY VENNNTURRRAA!!!

Fan: EMTs rushing out here, checking on Rami who is motionless on the floor and damn near dead, a spot freeing up in the Grand Rampage!

Flashback: Rami getting wheeled out of here as Ventura celebrates up the ramp!

(Camera fades backstage to Rob Colton who stands over a locker room door labeled ‘Eddie Mack’ )

Rob*knocking: Eddie? Eddie are you busy?

( After a pause the door lock is heard opening and is half-opened as Eddie sticks his upper-body out )

Eddie: Now what kind of question is that? Minutes away from the biggest match of my career and you ask me if I’m busy?

Rob: My apologies Mr. Mack but I would sure like to get your opinion on a few things…

( Eddie swings the door open all the way and crosses his arms as he looks down at Rob )

Eddie: Oh really? Like what?

Rob: Well… last week we saw you attack Imp and cost him his match against Alex Anderson… and then you attacked him again after the match…certainly not like you to do something of that, why?

Eddie: Why? You wanna know why I attacked Impact last week? Listen, I’ve always considered Impact to be a friend of mine… you know one of the very few people that I could trust… and it’s unfortunate that he just happens to be the Answers World Champion…

Eddie: You see Rob… it’s the simple case of him having what I want. And after what Impact said last week, after saying that he doesn’t take me as a legitimate threat to his Answers World Championship… I had to show him why he should take me seriously. So I attacked him… I hit him over the head with his precious championship and cost him the match… and then I did it a second time and you wanna know something? It felt damn good.

Eddie: Because it was payback. Do you wanna know the truth about Y2Impact? Do you ALL wanna know the truth? The only reason he decided to make friends with me was because he was afraid. I feel stupid for not seeing it until recently but the proof is all right there. As the Cash in the Vault holder he knew from day one I was a threat to him… so he got all buddy, buddy with me, said he’d have my back… then last week was when his ‘true colors’ came out and yes I do say that with sarcasm because he still wasn’t telling the truth. What I just told you is the truth… our Answers World Champion is nothing but a coward, and I need to do something about it!

Rob: Now—

Eddie: No… no more.

( Eddie slams the door on Rob who fixes his tie and walks off looking displeased )

( Camera pans backstage to King Catterson at the ball-pan )

Liam *pulling out one of the numbers*: hmm..not bad for a king…

???: Too bad I’m dethroning the king tonight.

( Johnny Ventura walks into the scene )

Liam: Pftt you? Pal, stick to wrestling the likes of Rami, people who are on your level.

Johnny: I could say the same thing myself to you, considering you couldn’t beat Dorin but its irrelevant Liam, I’m winning tonight.

*Johnny pulls out a number* Johnny: Not bad…not bad.

Liam: LISTEN HERE, I’m better than you, I’m better than the 29 other people in this match, I wrestled DEDEDE for an hour and beat him at his own little game, I’m above the mere mortal man like yourself.

Johnny: And I just took out Rami, Liam just don’t be surprised that if between now to PFP, things don’t work out like you expect them too.
Liam: what’s that supposed to mean??

Johnny: Nothing….nothing at all.

(Video Package plays recapping the feud between Y2Impact and Eddie Mack; from Eddie and Impact’s history up to Eddie interrupting Y2Impact’s challenge to Mr. DEDEDE… To Eddie Mack and Mr. DEDEDE fighting to decide the contender for Impact’s Title at the Grand Rampage, only for Eddie to win after Impact accidentally nails DEDEDE with the Answers World Title…. To Eddie Mack attacking Impact with the Answers World Championship and holding up the Title on the previous Dynasty)

(Camera cuts to the Announcer in the middle of the ring)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…. AND IT IS FOR THE E-A-W ANSWERS WORLD CHAAAAMMMPPPIONNNSHIIIPPPPPP!!!….

(“Prize Fighter” by Grieves plays all throughout the arena as Eddie Mack steps out to the stage in his usual attire with the Cash in the Vault Briefcase in hand and a look of confidence)

Announcer: First, the challenger!…. Making his way to the ring…. From Melbourne, Australia!…. Weighing in at 238 pounds!…. HE IS THE 2012 MR. CASH IN THE VAULT!!….. EDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE MACK!!!….

Stew: I’ve been excited just thinking about what is sure to be a great contest tonight between two men that are, unbeknownst to one another, quite similar in ways such as their tenacity, resilience, determination, and above all, their ego.

(A countdown appears on the screen as the arena goes black)

5…

4…

3…

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(“Twisted Transistor” by Korn plays all throughout the area as it lights back up to see Y2Impact standing atop the stage in a customized navy blue jacket with green and white lights and his Answers World Championship around his waist)

Announcer: And his opponent!…. Now making his way to the ring…. From Seattle, Washington!…. Weighing in at 226 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!…. Y! TWO!! IMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAACCCCCTTTTTT!!!….

HYC: You’ve only been anticipating this RECENTLY, Stew? Try all YEAR! Ever since Impact captured the Answers World Title in December of last year I’ve had a feeling we’d be seeing this match happen, but I didn’t expect it to be under these circumstances at all…

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: Answers World Championship tonight at the Grand Rampage – here we go! Both Eddie Mack and Impact are immediately on the prowl as they circle the ring with each looking for the other to make a move… This crowd seems mixed with cheers and jeers for both combatants and it seems Eddie realizes as he.. Eddie extending a hand to Impact before they get started, I didn’t expect that. Impact seems skeptical as this crowd wastes no time inputting their opinion, but once again mixed as it seems Impact may accept the invitation of respect.. IMPACT WITH A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF EDDIE MACK! Wow! You can just see in the eyes of Impact; he’s still steaming over the attack from Eddie Mack on the previous Dynasty! Eddie Mack… EDDIE SPITS IN THE FACE OF IMPACT!! Impact almost immediately fires off into Eddie Mack’s unguarded body with a series of powerful lefts and rights as the challenger is quickly backed into a corner! Impact is LIVID! The Answers World Champion has snapped as this bad blood that spawned from a matter of sheer respect or lack thereof has completely boiled over here tonight!

HYC: That’s an understatement, Stew, Impact looks as though he wants to MURDER Eddie Mack after that and I can’t say I blame him! Both of these men have something to prove tonight, but thus far Impact is the only one with any offense in as he now lays into his trapped opponent with several hard-hitting stomps as he shows absolutely no signs of letting up! Eddie’s got his guard up at least, but it may do him no good if Impact continues this unrelenting attack as he seems to have let his rage get the better of him! The Referee is trying to break it up and trying to maintain SOME sort of order here as he yells for Impact to break it up! Impact with a HARD boot to the skull of Eddie! It seems as though Impact has managed to calm himself now as he takes a few steps back and wipes off the spit from Eddie Mack.. Eddie’s doing everything he can to get back to a vertical base, but I think he’d better be focused more on recuperating than expending any more energy after that unforgiving attack.

Stew: You could very well be right, and it seems as though that theory is gonna prove true as Impact looks as though he’s going back on the attack! Eddie manages to roll to the outside as he abandons his plan to rise back to his feet in the ring.. Eddie seems to be taking your advice, Chico, as he seems to be attempting to regain himself after that hard-hitting start to this contest.. But Impact’s not having it as he slams into Eddie with a baseball slide! Impact rolls to the outside now, looking to do just as he said he would last week and PUNISH his opponent as Eddie is backed up against the barricade.. Impact… With a beautiful knife-edge chop as the sound reverberates off of the walls of Rogers Centre! You can see the immense pain the challenger is in right now, but it seems the Champion shows no signs of letting up! ANOTHER sickening knife-edge chop connects with the chest of Eddie Mack! Eddie explodes off of the barricade as he drives Impact right into the ring apron!!

HYC: Eddie seems to have finally had enough as he just BASHED Impact spine-first into that apron! Eddie should know he needs to capitalize despite all the punishment he’s taken thus far! Eddie grabbing a hold of Impact.. And sends Impact flipping and crashing into the barricade! The Answers World Champion certainly didn’t account for the unnatural strength of his opponent as he lands upside down here on the outside now… Eddie seems to be picking this opportunity to finally recuperate after Impact’s attack, but it seems the tenacious Champion hasn’t had enough to stay down yet! He’s already looking to get back up! Eddie Mack with a POWERFUL boot to the skull of Impact as it sandwiches the Champion’s head between his boot and the barricade! That could have very well concussed his opponent, but Eddie Mack seems as though he couldn’t care less!

Stew: Eddie Mack is out here to earn the respect of his opponent tonight by winning the biggest prize in our industry without taking the easy way out and he looks to succeed as he pulls Impact back to his feet… Irish whip into the steel steps! Impact reverses! Eddie colliding with those steel steps as he almost immediately drops to his knees; cringing in pain! IMPACT CHARGES! DROP TOE HOLD CONNECTS AS IMPACT’S FACE NAILS THE STEPS! It seems as though Eddie Mack was playing a little bit of possum there in order to goad his opponent into that sickening maneuver! Eddie is back on the attack as Impact is left laying across the top of those steps… Eddie now showing NO respect for the Champion as he nonchalantly walks up to the top of those steps.. AND A STOMP TO THE BACK OF IMPACT’S SKULL! That was cringe-worthy! Impact could have very well just broken his nose there! Eddie is showing no mercy as he now places the boot on the back of his opponent’s skull and uses it to rub Impact’s face into those steps!

HYC: We’ve seen this disturbing and downright sadistic side of Eddie a few times before and it seems he’s pulling out all the stops in order to become the NEW Answers World Champion! Eddie now looking to possibly finish the job as he pulls his damaged opponent up… Impact now up on the steps with him! EDDIE PICKING IMPACT UP! HE’S LOOKING FOR A PILEDRIVER!! Impact’s fighting it! Impact manages to escape! LOOKING FOR A BACK BODY DROP ON EDDIE! Eddie’s now the one fighting as he lays into the spine of Impact with several clubbing blows! Eddie manages to plant his feet back on the steps.. BUT HE’S IMMEDIATELY DROPPED ONTO HIS BACK AS IMPACT HAS HIS LEGS!! LOOKING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!! EDDIE’S FIGHTING IT WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT! HE’S… EDDIE IS FORCED ONTO HIS STOMACH!! NO! MILLENIAL INCARCERATION!!!!

Stew: THE MILLENIAL INCARCERATION IS LOCKED IN ON THE STEEL STEPS AS EDDIE IS JUST WRITHING IN PAIN!! THERE ARE OBVIOUSLY NO SUBMISSION VICTORIES ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT IMPACT DOESN’T CARE! IMPACT IS JUST RAPIDLY INCREASING THE PRESSURE NOW AS HE LOOKS TO PUNISH HIS OPPONENT!! Look at this! Eddie Mack isn’t done yet!! EDDIE’S FIGHTING BACK! HE’S FORCING HIMSELF BACK ONTO HIS BACK AND HE’S DOING IT QUICKLY! Impact realizes he’s looking his control! EDDIE’S ON HIS BACK! THE HOLD IS BROKEN! Don’t celebrate just yet as Impact still very much has those legs of Eddie Mack in his grip as he looks to lock the excruciating submission back in!

HYC: Eddie knows he isn’t going to last much longer in this contest if Impact can get that devastating submission back in! He’s gotta fight! Eddie gets one leg away from Impact! EDDIE USING THE LEG TO CONNECT WITH THE UNGUARDED FACE OF IMPACT! The boot of Eddie connects in an emphatic way! BUT LOOK AT THIS! IMPACT’S STILL GOT HIS OTHER LEG! IMPACT LOOKS ONLY MORE MOTIVATED AS HE GRABS THE OTHER LEG OF EDDIE ONCE AGAIN! THIS IS BAD–THIS IS VERY BAD FOR EDDIE! Blood is slowly running down the nose of Y2Impact; his nose could very well be broken! EDDIE USES HIS LEGS TO SEND IMPACT FLIPPING OFF OF THE STEPS AND CRASHING ONTO THE MAT! What a back and forth struggle between these two men! Look at what these men have already done to one another!

Stew: It’s only gonna get worse from here, Chico, these two men are battling it out for the Answers World Champion and neither wants to let the other gain even an INCH! Both are nearing back to a vertical base as Eddie seems to be using the ringpost to his advantage to help him up… Eddie’s the first man up as he immediately seems to be plotting something new.. Impact’s up and you can just see the blood now rushing down over his mouth as his nose is most likely busted! EDDIE LEAPS OFF THE STEPS! FLYING FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS INTO THE BACK OF IMPACT’S SKULL! What a move from the challenger! Impact is laid out on the mat as Eddie seeks to follow up in a big bad way! Eddie is already rushing back to his feet… Look at this! Look at the RESILIENCE of the Answers World Champion! He’s already struggling to get back up! Eddie Mack seems to already be ahead of the curb as he seeks capitalize… Eddie’s on his feet and on top of the ring apron! Impact’s up! EDDIE LEAPS AS IMPACT TURNS AROUND! A SECOND FLYING FOREARM SMASH!! Impact looks as though he has nothing left in him after that!

HYC: Eddie seems to be regaining himself more and more as he keeps himself in control… Rising back to his feet… LOOK! Impact once AGAIN, I repeat, once AGAIN already looking to get back up! The look of despair in Eddie’s eyes says it all! What is it gonna take to keep this man down?! Eddie seems to have nearly shaken all the cobwebs out by this point as he climbs back up to the apron… NOW CLIMBING UP HIGHER! EDDIE’S UP ON THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE; LOOKING DOWN! Impact using the Spanish Announce table to pull himself up! IMPACT’S UP! HE TURNS AROUND! EDDIE LEAPS! FLYING FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS!!! A THIRD AND FINAL CLIMACTIC FOREARM CONNECTS INTO THE FACE OF THE WORLD CHAMPION!! Look at the determination in the eyes of Eddie Mack! This man has this contest won and he KNOWS it! Eddie now pulling Impact back up!

Stew: This could very well spell the end for the fifth reign of Y2Impact if Eddie Mack can get a cover! Eddie… Eddie manages to roll Impact back into the ring! EDDIE SLIDES IN AND HOOKS A LEG OF IMPACT FOR THE COVER!! NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HYC: YES! YES! WAIT! THE OFFICIAL IS SIGNALING “NO”! IMPACT WITH A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Eddie Mack can’t believe it! Eddie springs to his feet as he argues with the Official, but that’s going to do him NO good! He needs to do whatever he possibly can to finish off Y2Impact and he needs to do it IMMEDIATELY! Eddie Mack seems more intent than ever to end this contest as he drags the nearly unconscious Y2Impact into the middle of the ring… Where’s the cover? What’s Eddie Mack thinking? A devious grin forms across the face of Eddie… And now Eddie Mack mocking Impact’s signature pose? COVER HIM! Eddie seems to be now… HE’S GOT A HOLD OF IMPACT’S LEGS! WE KNOW WHAT HE’S LOOKING FOR! HE’S GONNA MAKE IMPACT TAP TO HIS OWN FINISHER!! NO! NO–IMPACT CATCHES EDDIE WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE?!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………..

Stew: KICK OUT! Eddie Mack kicks out of it JUST before the three count! The expression on Eddie’s face says it all as he looks at the seemingly defenseless Answers World Champion! His own blood may coat everything below his nose, his nose MAY be broken, and he could very well be unconscious, but the heart and determination to keep that gold around his waist seems to fuel Impact to keep going here as Eddie Mack looks down on him! Eddie seems to have let his frustration get the better of him as he slowly guides Impact back to a vertical base while simultaneously giving him a verbal lashing! Eddie Mack yelling directly in the ear of the Champion as he drags him back up! IMPACT CATCHES EDDIE WITH A SMALL PACKAGE OUT OF NOWHERE!!! HE’S GOT HIM!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!

HYC: NO! SO SO close for the Champion, but no cigar as Eddie Mack manages to kick out only MILLISECONDS before the three count! Eddie looks even more stunned than before! Impact seems to be rapidly exceeding his limitations, but I honestly think he would rather DIE than give up his Answers World Champion and tonight is absolutely no exception! Impact seems to be using up every last ounce of energy he has left in his body after the pounding he has taken in this brutal contest as he clutches the ropes near him.. Slowly pushing himself to get back to a vertical base as his worn out and nearly just as damaged opponent and challenger in Eddie Mack rises back to his feet with cruel intentions obviously running this his mind! Eddie seems to be stalking Impact now..

Stew: Impact’s made it back up, but uses the ropes as a crutch! EDDIE CHARGES! IMPACT SENDS EDDIE UP AND OVER WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! NO! Eddie manages to catch himself on the apron! Eddie swings with a right hand! Impact blocks it! IMPACT WITH ANOTHER SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF AN UNSUSPECTING EDDIE MACK! IMPACT RUSHES INTO THE ROPES! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK CONNECTS INTO THE SKULL OF EDDIE!! Eddie Mack drops like a sack of bricks; slamming into the apron and falling off and onto the mat with his equilibrium obviously off after that maneuver! The Official seems to be trying to check on the state of Impact.. Impact showing off that tenacity of his as he pushes the Referee away! He couldn’t give a damn about his physical well-being! Impact rises back to his feet now as Eddie Mack looks to do the same here on the outside as he uses our table to help himself…

HYC: Impact could be looking for something big now as he charges into the ropes! EDDIE’S UP! SUICIDE DIVE!!! I DON’T THINK IMPACT CAUGHT ALL OF IT AS BOTH MEN CRASH INTO THE SIDE OF OUR TABLE!! That move could very well have lived up to its name tonight, because I think the Champion may have just killed himself with that one! Impact is still bloodied and Eddie is still battered, but neither man is giving up! Eddie seems to be quicker to his feet, but he’s on spaghetti legs… Eddie stumbles towards the timekeeper… Eddie now.. He’s got his Cash in the Vault briefcase in hand! What could be looking to do with that? Eddie stumbles towards the ring and rolls in as an unsuspecting Impact makes it to his feet… And swipes his Answers World Championship! Are these two men thinking the same thing?! Eddie seems to be concealing that briefcase as the Referee tries to stop him.. Impact rolls into the ring with that World Title in his hands!! Both men are up! IMPACT CHARGES WITH THAT TITLE IN HAND!! EDDIE DUCKS!!

Stew: The World Title goes flying out of Impact’s hands as he spins around! EDDIE WITH THE CITV BRIEFCASE!! IMPACT NOW DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY!! EDDIE TURNS AROUND WITH THAT BRIEFCASE STILL IN HAND! CODEBREAKER!!!! IMPACT CATCHES HIM WITH THE CODEBREAKER OUT OF NOWHERE AND USING THAT BRIEFCASE AGAINST HIM!!! EDDIE MACK IS LAID OUT!! Impact’s bloodied! He’s battered! He could have this won! Hold on! Impact seems to be… He’s climbing back to his feet! IMPACT’S UP! IMPACT RUSHING INTO THE ROPES! LIONSAULT!!!! THE LIONSAULT CONNECTS WITH EMPHATIC FORCE AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF EDDIE FOR A SECURE PIN!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Twisted Transistor” by Korn plays all throughout the arena as the Referee picks up the Answers World Championship and hands it to the downed Y2Impact)

Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL…. AND SSSSSTTTTTTTTIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!…… Y! TWO!! IMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCTTTTTTT!!!!…..

Stew: All I can say for these two men is WOW! What a brutal match from bell to bell! I don’t know about you, Chico, but I am certainly impressed with both of these competitors and definitely seen that Eddie Mack CAN be a force to be reckoned with in Extreme Answers Wrestling!

HYC: What the Hell are you blabbing about, Stew? I told you how great Eddie is from the very beginning! He may have not captured the victory tonight, but I’m sure he’s managed to prove some naysayers wrong with his performance tonight as he came just seconds away from being the only man in the history of this company to have a guaranteed World Championship match and NOT cash it in in order to capture the World Championship, but it seems as though that didn’t pan out.

Stew: Nonetheless, a great and hard-hitting contest between both of these competitors as doctors now check on the potentially broken nose of Y2Impact… Eddie pulls himself back to his feet using the ropes as he… He seems to have that Cash in the Vault briefcase in hand!! Impact seems to already know what’s up as he pushes the doctors out of his face! Impact struggles to get back to his feet, but he makes it and with that Answers World Championship proudly on his shoulder…

(“Twisted Transistor” by Korn stops playing as Y2Impact and Eddie Mack stare down)

HYC: Eddie seems to definitely be contemplating another shot at Impact tonight and all he has to do is say the word! Impact and Eddie seem to be sharing words with one another, but I can’t quite tell what they’re saying… I’ve got a feeling that this is gonna end badly for someone! Impact… Extends a hand to Eddie! It seems as though Impact feels as though he’s earned some respect after tonight!

Stew: Eddie doesn’t seem to be having it… He declines the offer and immediately seems to be reminding Impact of his Cash in the Vault Briefcase opportunity. Impact with a smirk now as he nods and… He seems to be exiting the ring! Eddie Mack looks on with determination in his eyes as the Answers World Champion takes his leave! It seems as though tonight is NOT the night he’ll be cashing in!

(“Twisted Transistor” by Korn starts up again as a still bloodied Y2Impact makes his way up the ramp while a determined Eddie Mack looks on with his Cash in the Vault Briefcase in hand)
( Camera fades backstage to a ball-pen that has been set up for the Grand Rampage entry numbers, Zack Crash is shown walking up to it, pulls out a ball and reads the number on it )

Crash: Number fifteen… hmm not bad!

???: Oh will you please stop!

( POP enters the picture wearing a black and red suit )

POP: You know something? Mak was right about you… you don’t have a bad bone in your body… you aren’t cut out to be an extremist! How can you be happy with a number like fifteen? That’s just half… your chances still aren’t good…

Zack: I’m a half glass full kind of guy POP… the way I see it, there are fourteen spots that are worse than mine… I’m in a pretty good position if I do say so myself!

POP: Yeah, yeah whatever… Now watch me, as I stick my hand into this pen and pull out the magnificent _#30 spot!

( POP reaches his hand inside the pen and pulls out a ball )

POP: … You’re kidding me…

Zack: How bad is it?

( POP’s face gets red with anger but it eventually turns into a smile )

POP: No worries… It doesn’t matter what number I pick… there is nothing, absolutely NOTHING that is going to stop me from winning that match!

( POP pockets the ball and storms off as the camera fades to the ring )
( Hades vs. Jaywalker feud plays on the screen )

( “This Means War” – Busta Rhymes & Ozzy Osbourne plays as Hades The Hellraiser rides out in his motorbike )

Ring Announcer: First the challeneger, making his way down to the ring ….HADDDDDDDEEEESSSS THEEEEE HEEELLLRAIIISSSERRR!!!!!!

( Play for Keeps by B.o.B plays as Jaywalker steps out onto the stage in a golden robe with ‘’Jaywalker, the last remaining original’’ written onto it as Christy and Cleo follow )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Scarborough, Canada, he is weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the current reigning EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION …THE ‘LAST EAW ORIGINAL’’ JAYYYYYYYYYYYWAAAAAAAAALKKKKKKKKKKERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Fan: Hades and Jay circle each other, this loud Canadian crowd all cheering for Jaywalker tonight as Hades goes after Jay SENDING A HUGE HAYMAKER INTO JAYWALKER!! Jay stumbles back as Hades wastes no time in laying into Jay with big right hands as Jay is backed into the corner and Hades RAMS his shoulder into Jay and Hades now with the Irish-whip into Jay to the opposite corner and Hades charges at Jay with the CORNER CLOTHESLINE!!! But Jay moves out of the way as Hades crashes into the corner and Jay pounces on Hades, sending his shoulder into Hades mid-section!

Flashback: Jay keeps ramming his shoulders into Hades before breaks and SLAPS HADES RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! And Hades is furious as he charges at Jay but Jay ducks and hits off the ropes and looks for a clothesline but HADES WITH THE SIDE-WALK SLAM!! THAT PLANTS JAY INTO THE MAT!! Jay quickly rolls out of the ring, avoiding Hades but Hades follows him, Hades grabs Jay and THROWS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!! JAY HITS THE BARRICADE SPINE FIRST!!

Fan: Hades knees Jay in the mid-section and looks to bring him to the steel steps but Jay elbows Hades in the mid-section and Jay SMASHES HADES SKULL FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Hades is woozy as Jay grabs Hades and AGAIN RAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! BUT HADES BLOCKS THIS ONE AND ELBOWS JAY IN THE MOUTH!! Hades now shakes his head, he’s hurting but he grabs Jay and THROWS HIM INTO OUR TABLE!! JAY IS THROWN GUT FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF OUR TABLE!! THAT IS GOING TO HURT AS HADES GRABS JAY AND BASHES HIS HEAD OVER AND OVER INTO OUR TABLE!!

Flashback: Jay is slumped by our table as Hades rips the top of our table apart, oh god! Hades now tries to put Jay on our table but Cleo blocks him, Cleo throws shots into Hades! And Hades turns, staring deathly into Cleo as Cleo steps backwards away from Hades, don’t mess with this man and Hades turns and goes back to Jay but Jay GRABS OUR LAPTOP AND SWINGS IT ACROSS THE FACE OF HADES!!! THE LAPTOP BREAKS IN HADES FACE!!! HADES FALLS TO THE FLOOR AS JAY DROPS THE BROKEN LAPTOP…

Fan: Jay regrouping as he yells at Christy and Cleo to get him a table! Cleo looks under the table and pulls out a barbed wire table and slides it into the ring, Jay grabs Hades and rolls him into the ring, blood is coming down the head of Hades as Jay sets up the table and a smirk forms on his face, looking to put Jay away…BUT HADES SITS UP!!! HADES JUST SITS UP AS JAY TURNS AND LOOKS SHOCKED!! BLOOD COMING DOWN HIS FACE AS HE HAS A SICK SMIRK ON HIS FACE!

Flashback: Does nothing affect this man?? Hades tries getting up but Jay rams him with a shoulder block, knocking Hades into the ropes and Jay KNEES Hades in the mid-section and looks for a DDT! But Hades blocks and LIFTS JAY UP — FLAPJACK INTO THE TOP ROPE, JAY THROAT FIRST INTO THE TOP ROPE!!! Jay stumbles into the turnbuckle as Hades regroups, his head still hurting from that laptop shot as Hades SHOULDER BLOCKS Jay in the corner!

Fan: Hades with BIGTIME Haymakers into Jaywalker and looks for the Irish-whip but Jay blocks and kicks Hades in the mid-section, rolling neckbreaker connects! Jay grabs the barbed wire table, lifting it up and DRIVES THE EDGE OF IT INTO THE THROAT OF HADES!!! THE BARBED WIRE TABLE CHOKING HADES OUT HERE, HADES LOSING HIS OXYGEN!! HADES OUT OF DESPERATION KICKS JAY IN THE GROIN!! JAY STOPS THE CHOKE, DROPPING THE TABLE AND HADES, RUNNING ON PURE ADRENALINE LOCKS IN THE TRIANGLE CHOKE!! JAY IS TRAPPED HERE, TRAPPED IN THE CHOKEHOLD!!!

Flashback: THE STREAK MAY END AS JAY IS NOWHERE NEAR THE ROPES, JAY IS TRYING TO ESCAPE BUT TO NO AVAIL!!! BUT CLEO SLIDES IN AND STOMPS HER HEEL INTO THE FACE OF HADES!! INTO THE ALREADY BLEEDING CUT!!! HADES WON’T LET GO AS CLEO AGAIN STOMPS ON HIS FACE, CAUSING MORE BLOOD TO COME DOWN AS HADES LETS GO…

Fan: And Hades rolls to the ropes as Jay is on his knees, coughing loudly as Cleo checks on him …And Cleo tells Christy something, who grabs the title and slides into the ring, oh god no as Christy watches Hades get to his feet! Hades is getting up as CHRISTY SMASHES THE TITLE INTO HADES!!! BUT HADES DUCKS AND CHRISTY ACCIDENTLY SMASHES THE TITLE INTO CLEO!!!! CLEO GOES DOWN AND OUT!!! JAYWALKER IS LIVID!!! JAY IS FURIOUS AS CLEO IS BUSTED OPEN AND POSSIBLY KO’D!!!

Jay: ONE THING I ASKED YOU TO DO, NOT TO FUCK UP AND YOU COULDN’T EVEN DO THAT??!!? YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH …*Jay grabs Christy by the throat*…

Flashback: DON’T JA—BUT NO!! FROM BEHIND, HADES RAMS INTO JAY FROM BEHIND!!! AND CRUISE KICKS JAY IN THE GROIN!!!! CHRISTYS HAD ENOUGH AS SHE WALKS OUT OF THE RING AS HADES GRABS JAY….BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! HADES CONNECTS!!! HADES DRIVES JAY INTO THE MAT!!!!
ONE!!!!!!…TWO…..THREE!!!!! NO!! JAY KICKS OUT!!!

Fan: WHA—WHAT?!?!? WHAT??!?! WHO KICKS OUT OF THAT?? JAY WILL NOT LOSE BUT HADES LOOKS ACROSS AT THAT BARBED WIRE TABLE AND SETS IT UP, OH NO!!! And Hades lifts Jay upp….LAST CALL!!! THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!! BUT CLEO LOW BLOWS HADES!!! HOW IS SHE MOVING?!?! AND HADES DROPS JAY…AND JAY LIFTS UP HADES ….2ND SACRIFICE!!! THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!!! AND JAY HOOKS THE LEG!!!
ONE!!! …..TWOOO!!!! ….THREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…..JAYWALKKKEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan: GODDAMNIT!! GODDAMN THE CN TOWER!!!

Flashback: That was so close, Hades had it won! Goddamnit! But another BIG talking point is Christy burning bridges with CN Tower!
( Camera pans backstage to Scott in a dark room )

Scott: Tick…tock…tick…tock….in just a few hours, the landscape of EAW will be under threat. See EAW will pay for screwing me over time after time because I am winning the Grand Rampage and BURNING the world title at Pain for Pride.

Scott: EAW will die, close its door and vanish for good like it should have years ago, I’m pulling the chord on its life support that its been in since P4P. And ain’t nobody stopping me, I’ve been destroyed the Showdown roster, the chairman, staff …everything, now its just time for progression.

Scott: And may god help this company if ANYBODY tries screwing me over tonight.

( Camera pans to black )

( Camera fades into highlights of previous Grand Rampage matches )

Voice: One hundred and fifty have attempted…

( Camera shows various extremists entering The Grand Rampage )

Voice: Five have succeeded…

( Camera shows Masters, Captain Charisma, Cyclone, Robbie V and Chris Hessian )
Voice: The numbers are not in your favor…

( Camera shows the looks of despair on various Extremists after being eliminated )

Voice: The battle is long and perilous… but the reward is worth it… a guaranteed main event championship match at Pain For Pride 6.

( The Pain For Pride 6 logo flashes across the screen )

Voice: This is where the prologue to stardom begins… THIS… is… THE GRAND RAMPAGE!!

( ‘We On’ by J. Cole begins to play as spotlights begin to dance around the arena )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the SIXTH annual GRRRRANNNDDDD RAAAMPAGGEEEE MATCH!

Ring Announcer: The rules of the Grand Rampage are as follows. The two Extremists who drew number 1 and number 2 will start off this match. In 90 second intervals, an Extremist will enter the Rampage until all 30 men have entered the match. Every fifth entrant will have the opportunity to bring a weapon into the match. The ONLY way to be eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope with BOTH feet touching the floor. The last Extremist still standing will be declared the winner of the match…AND WILL EARN A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT PAIN FOR PRIDE 6!

Ring Announcer: At this time ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, legendary boxing ring announcer, MICCHAEELLLL BUUFFFFFFERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

( Crowd applauds as Michael Buffer now takes his spot in the middle of the ring )

Michael Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, after the world watched in anticipation, after all the talk and speculation, this is the moment we’ve ALLLLL been waiting for! So from the Rogers Centre in Toronto, Canada… for the thousands in attendance… and the millions watching LIVE around the world…….. LLLLLLLLLLEEETTTSSS GETTT READYY TO RAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

( ‘Revival’ by Orgy hits as Tyler Parker makes his way to the ring with a glass ‘Tri-Force Triangle’ )

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring first, the individual who drew Number 1… from Syracuse, New York… weighing in at 223 pounds… TYLLERRRRRRR PARRRKKKKERRRRR!!

Stew: Tyler lost to Brian Daniels last month at Reckless Wiring… besides the New Breed Championship being on the line, the added stipulation was that the loser of the match would have to enter the Rampage at the dreaded Number 1 spot… the odds are certainly not in his favor but hey, crazier things have happened!

Ring Announcer: And introducing the individual that drew Number 2…

( http://youtu.be/gRhaHL0cqI0 begins to play )

Ring Announcer: From Jacksonville, Florida… weighing in at 235 pounds… HURRRICCCANEEEEE HAWWWWKKKKKK!!

Fan: BAH GAWD IT’S HAWK!! HURRICANE HAWK IS BACK!! We haven’t seen him since he quit on Dynasty a few months back! Tyler Parker is stunned, he’s arguing with the referee… but there’s nothing he can do… the Grand Rampage is open to EVERYONE!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: AND HERE WE GO!! Underway with the 2013 Grand Rampage! Tyler is still in shock over the return of Hurricane Hawk! Tyler cautiously circles around the ring… AND HE AND HAWK LOCK UP!! THE GLASS TRIANGLE FALLING TO THE FLOOR, HOWEVER NOT BREAKING!! Hawk quickly pushing Tyler into the corner… TRYING TO GET HIM OVER THAT TOP ROPE!! But Tyler with a quick right hand to the jaw of Hurricane Hawk is enough for Tyler to escape the corner! Tyler now explodes at Hawk and takes him off his feet with a clothesline! Hawk quickly to his feet… Tyler comes charging for another clothesline here… BUT HAWK DUCKS IT!!

Fan: HAWK DUCKS UNDER THE CLOTHESLINE… NOW TAKING TYLER BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD… TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! Tyler however lands feet first on the apron! Hawk tries to knock Tyler off the apron but Tyler thrusts his shoulder into the mid-section of Hawk, again saving himself! And boy, when you’re not even a minute in and you’ve got two close calls… you can’t be liking your chances! Tyler now re-enters the ring… meets Hawk with a kick to the mid-section and now quickly applies a headlock! Tyler with a headlock, perhaps trying to weaken Hawk, making it easier to get him over the top rope!

Stew: Tyler wrenching the head hard here… but Hawk manages to push Tyler off, sending him into the ropes! Hawk follows it up with a shoulder block here… taking Tyler right off his feet! Hawk stomps into Tyler a few times before getting him back to his feet… HAWK NOW LIFTS TYLER HIGH ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! PERHAPS GOING FOR THE ASSASSINATION!! HAWK MOVES OVER TOWARDS THE ROPES… MY LORD HE MAY BE LOOKING TO ASSASSINATE TYLER OUT OF THE RING!! TYLER GRABS ONTO THE ROPES, HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE HERE!! AND NOW LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SCREEN, THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK!! ENTRY NUMBER 3 IS ON THEIR WAY!!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( ‘Boss of all Bosses’ by Slim Thug plays as Suicidal VIP sprints down to the ring )

Fan: And from Showdown we have Suicidal VIP, who I think can be a real darkhorse in this one, Stew! VIP enters the ring and immediately goes to aid Hawk as they try and get Tyler out of the ring! AND… TYLER GET’S TOSSED OVER THE ROPES!!… BUT AGAIN LANDING ON THE APRON!! That’s now three immensely close calls for Tyler Parker so far… VIP now turns his attention towards Hurricane Hawk, beginning to pound into him with rights and lefts! Hawk trying to defend himself but VIP is throwing like there’s no tomorrow! VIP showing that he WANTS this victory here tonight!

Stew: He gets Hawk down in the corner… he takes a few steps back… RUNNING BOOT TO THE JAW OF HAWK!! BUT NOW FROM BEHIND TYLER… TYLER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! GERMAN SUPLEX TO THE FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPION!! VIP down now and Tyler focuses his attention back on Hawk… he lifts him to his feet and now tries getting him over the top! Hawk being resilient here as he fights back sending a few shots to the temple off Tyler! Tyler being persistent here as he continues trying to force Hawk over that turnbuckle and onto the floor!

Fan: VIP still down… you can tell though that he’s alert… it’s a pretty good strategy Stew! In a match like this, it’s actually better for you to be down as opposed to up! Hawk has finally managed to get Tyler off of him and now he continues with the blows, forcing him back! Hawk now… OH.. MY GOD!! HAWK TAKING THAT GLASS TRIANGLE, PICKING IT UP AND BASHING IT OVER THE HEAD OF TYLER PARKER!! ALL IN ONE SWIFT MOTION!! TYLER STUNNED AND DAZED BY THE SHOT… HE TURNS AROUND AND GETS MET WITH A KICK BY VIP THAT TAKES HIM DOWN!!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( ‘Seven Nation Army’ by The White Stripes hits as Ashten Cross makes his way to the ring with a smug expression on his face )

Stew: And out next is the Chairman of EAW! Ashten Cross! And you’d figure with all his power he’d have a better entry number! But you get what you get in the Rampage! Cross enters the ring… AND BOTH VIP AND HAWK GANG UP ON CROSS, SPEARING HIM TO THE CANVAS!! Cross unable to defends himself here as both VIP and Hawk begin to pound into the former two-time World Heavyweight Champion! Cross now finds himself trying to escape danger… crawling away from both men… Hawk however holding the foot of Cross… forcing him to his feet… BUT CROSS WITH AN ENZIGURI!! RIGHT TO THE HEAD AS CROSS HUDDLES BACK DOWN INTO THE CORNER!!

Fan: Hawk regains himself… and now he and VIP go after Tyler Parker! It seems as if at least in the early stage of this match… Hawk and VIP have formed some alliance! VIP gets Tyler to his feet and holds him up for Hawk who jabs Tyler in the gut! Hawk again with a jab to the gut of Tyler… They now switch positions as Hawk grabs Tyler and VIP unleashes a few hard and heavy right hands! Hawk now spins Tyler around… AND PLANTS HIM HARD INTO THE CANVAS WITH A DDT!! FACE FIRST DRIVEN!!

Stew: HAWK AND VIP NOW TRYING ONCE AGAIN TO GET TYLER OVER THE ROPES!! TYLER’S BEEN ON THE VERGE OF ELIMINATION MANY TIMES IN THIS MATCH, BUT WITH BOTH HAWK AND VIP NOW TRYING… TYLER MAY NOT BE ABLE TO HANG ON!! HAWK GETS HIM OVER THE ROPES AND NOW BOTH MEN PUSHING, PUSHING HARD TRYING TO GET TYLER OVER THE ROPES!! AND NOW ASHTEN CROSS JOINS IN!! THREE MEN TRYING TO GET TYLER OUT OF THE RING BUT HE JUST WON’T GO!! HE’S OUT TO PROVE A MISSION HERE TONIGHT!! OH BUT LOOK AT TYLER! HE FLIPS OVER THE ROPES, LANDS ON THE APRON, NOW THE THREE MEN TRYING TO KICK HIM OUT!!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( ‘King of Amarillo’ by Issues hits as “Goodluck” Charlie makes his way to the ring with a barbwire-wrapped chair in hand )

Fan: OH BUT LOOK OUT!! HERE COMES CHARLIE!! CHARLIE HAS RETURNED TO EAW, HE HASN’T BEEN SEEN SINCE JANUARY!! TYLER’S FORMER TAG TEAM PARTNER!! HE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND BEGINS ATTACKING THE THREE MEN!! SWINGING THAT CHAIR WITH SUCH FORCE THAT IT’S SENT FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE AS THE OTHERS GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE AS CHARLIE NOW TRYING TO SAVE HIS FRIEND TYLER PARKER HERE!! CHARLIE THE FIFTH ENTRANT IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE HAS SAVED TYLER!! TYLER NOW MAKES IT TO HIS FEET AND BEGINS THROWING SHOTS AT HURRICANE HAWK HERE!! CHARLIE WORKING ON BOTH CROSS AND VIP NEAR THE CORNER… CROSS GOES FOR A RIGHT HAND BUT MISSES!! INSTEAD HE RUNS INTO A HAYMAKER LIKE SHOT BY GOODLUCK CHARLIE THAT KNOCKS HIM OFF HIS FEET!!

Stew: The addition of Charlie creates a whole new situation here! Tyler now knows he has someone watching his back for him! Charlie now knocks VIP off his feet with a back kick to the chest! Cross now over near the ropes… CHARLIE CHARGES AT HIM… AND BAH GAWD!! A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT RIGHT TO THE FACE!! CROSS FLIES OVER THE ROPES AND HITS THE FLOOR!!

Ring Announcer: Ashten Cross has been eliminated!

Fan: Welp… Ashten Cross becomes the first victim in the 2013 Grand Rampage! And that was a huge elimination Stew, not just because Cross is a former World Champion… but because it now evens the score! It’s two on two! Hawk gets back to his feet… right hand by Charlie! Tyler now picks VIP up and whips him into the opposite rope! He comes charging… AND HE HITS A CLOTHESLINE!! VIP comes stumbling out of the corner… AND HE FALLS RIGHT INTO A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY TYLER PARKER!! VIP tosses half-way across the ring here… and the complexion of this Grand Rampage has drastically changed! Charlie and Tyler are now in complete control here!

Stew: But here comes Number 6, Fan! Who will it be?!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( ‘My Curse’ by Killswitch Engage hits as Pyrite marches down to the ring )

Fan: BAH GAWD!! IT’S THE BEAST PYRITE!! AND THIS MAN IS A TRUE GAME CHANGER, STEW!! BELIEVE ME!! PYRITE ENTERS THE RING… HE CHARGES AT TYLER AND HITS A SPEAR!! NOW CHARGES AT CHARLIE… AND HE BREAKS HIM IN HALF WITH A SECOND SPEAR!! But Hawk from behind with a chop to the lower-leg, bringing the big man down! And this is where you have to get him! You can’t allow him to make it back to his feet! VIP now regains himself and aids Hawk as they stomp into Pyrite… And now Hawk motions towards VIP, I believe he’s telling him to go to the top rope!

Stew: VIP nods as he heads to the top rope… Perhaps going for a high impact move that will keep Pyrite down FOR GOOD! BUT LOOK AT HAWK!! LOOK AT HAWK!! HE KNOCKS VIP OFF THE TOP ROPE AND HE HITS THE FLOOR!!

Ring Announcer: Suicidal VIP has been eliminated!

Fan: That was a STUPID move by Hawk! I understand that friendships in the Grand Rampage don’t last forever… but now Hawk has nobody to help him! He’s all alone against a very well oiled tag team, and an absolute monster in Pyrite! Hawk now begins to stalk Pyrite as he makes it back to his feet… PYRITE TURNS AROUND AND GETS TOSSED ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF HAWK… THE ASSASSINATION!! YES HAWK CONNECTS WITH THE ASSASSINATION!!

Stew: BUT LOOK AT PYRITE!! PYRITE ALREADY TO HIS KNEES… HAWK IN SHOCK!! HAWK DARTS AT PYRITE… SPEAR!! SPEAR BY PYRITE!! PYRITE NOT DONE HERE!! HE LIFTS HAWK TO HIS FEET… BUT FROM BEHIND TYLER AND CHARLIE JUMP PYRITE AND BRING HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES!! And that’s lucky for Hawk who might have been on the verge of elimination there!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( ‘Guap’ by Big Sean hits as Jimmy Krauss makes his way to the ring )

Fan: Huge opportunity for Jimmy Krauss who enters seventh! Imagine if he won it? He goes after Charlie but Charlie is right there and they both begin to beat down on Jimmy Krauss! Tyler pounds over the back of Jimmy who lets out a shriek, Charlie can’t help but smile as he lets Tyler do all the work here! Charlie now backs himself into the corner… Tyler holding Jimmy up!… CHARLIE RUNS… LOOKING FOR A SHINING WIZARD!! BUT JIMMY DUCKS AND CHARLIE CONNECTS WITH TYLER!! A SHINING WIZARD RIGHT TO THE JAW!!

Stew: Charlie in shock here by what has just happened… OH AND LOOK OUT!! JIMMY TOSSES CHARLIE OUT OF THE RING… HE’S OUT!! WAIT NO!! CHARLIE SKINNING THE CAT HERE AS HE PULLS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING, WHAT AN UPSET ELIMINATION THAT WOULD BE!! Jimmy tries to knock Charlie off the apron with a right hand but it’s blocked and instead Charlie sends his own right hand into Jimmy, buying himself some distance now! Charlie glances over at the top rope… and quickly begins climbing it! Jimmy Krauss still dazed from the right hand is completely oblivious!

Fan: CHARLIE LEAPS OFF… CROSSBODY!! CHARLIE WITH A CROSSBODY THAT TAKES OUT JIMMY KRAUSS!! Hurricane Hawk now starting to get back to his feet… but Charlie quickly pounces on him, taking him back to the canvas and now starts it off with a few right hands to the head! And see what I said Stew, ever since the elimination of Suicidal VIP… nothing has gone right for Hawk here! Tyler and Charlie both fully up… oh but oh boy look! Pyrite to his feet as well! It’s two on one… but with Pyrite’s stature and power… I’d say it’s pretty even! Charlie and Tyler quickly circle around Pyrite… AND THEY ATTACK! BUT TYLER GETS SHOVED AWAY… AND SO DOES CHARLIE! THE POWER OF PYRITE IS UNCANNY!!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)
( ‘300 Violin Orchestra’ by Jorge Quintero hits as Alex Anderson makes his way to the ring )

Stew: The self proclaimed smartest man in EAW! From Dynasty, Alex Anderson! He slowly and cautiously enters the ring… he knows Pyrite awaits him… AND PYRITE TACKLES HIM IN THE CORNER… BUT AGAIN PYRITE GETS JUMPED BY BOTH TYLER AND CHARLIE HERE… BRINGING HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES!! AND NOW HERE COMES AA… WITH A STRAIGHT BOOT TO THE HEAD OF PYRITE, BRINGING HIM DOWN!! PYRITE CRAWLING OVER TO THE ROPES… AND ANOTHER KICK TO THE HEAD!! CHARLIE AND TYLER LIFT PYRITE OFF HIS FEET… AND THEY SUPLEX HIM RIGHT ONTO THE SHARDS OF GLASS LEFT BY TYLER’S TRIANGLE!!

Fan: My god the pain Pyrite must be going through right now, that will CERTAINLY keep him down for a while! But now Alex Anderson finds himself in another problem… Tyler and Charlie! AA puts his fists up, ready to fight. BUT HERE COMES THE CALVARY!! HURRICANE HAWK AND KRAUSS BOTH WITH CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE BACK HERE!! AND NOW AA JOINS IN THE FIGHT!! THE THREE MEN ATTACKING AND MAULING BOTH CHARLIE AND TYLER!! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH THEY’RE BEING HELD UNDER CONTROL!!

Stew: Hawk works on Charlie as both Alex and Krauss get Tyler up in a corner and continue the assault! Alex lifts Tyler up and puts him on the top rope… Krauss gets under the stomach of Tyler and holds him up in a reverse crucifix like position… AA NOW GRABS THE HEAD OF TYLER AND PLANTS IT INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SPIKE DDT!! WOW WHAT A MOVE!! Tyler is down and out here! And now all three men can focus their attention on Charlie! Hawk has managed to isolate Charlie in the opposite corner… stomping into the mid-section as Alex and Krauss now join!

Fan: And look Stew! Entry 9 is on their way!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( ‘If I Had a Heart’ by Fever Ray hits as The Prince of Phenomenal sprints to the ring )

Stew: OH BOY!! AND THIS IS MY PICK TO WIN FAN!! HE CAME SO CLOSE LAST YEAR, AND HE’S BEEN ON A ROLL OF LATE!! HE ENTERS THE RING AND CHARGES AT HAWK… TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A SIDE-KICK TO THE HEAD!! Next up Krauss… POP with a right hand… AND NOW HE TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING!!

Ring Announcer: Jimmy Krauss has been eliminated!

Fan: I like your pick Stew, and POP is certainly off to a hot start! He grabs Alex and pulls him into the middle of the ring… FISHERMAN SUPLEX!! And now… UH OH!! Pyrite up after being driven into those glass shards! He takes a wild swing at POP with that clothesline… BUT POP DUCKS UNDER IT!! HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CATCHES PYRITE WITH A DOUBLE KNEES TO THE FACE, AGAIN TAKING HIM OFF HIS FEET!! POP can have his choice of basically anybody now! They’re all down! Everybody but POP is down! He chooses to go after Charlie, lifting him to his feet and pulling him into the center of the ring… HE WHIPS CHARLIE OVER THE ROPE, CHARLIE LANDS FEET FIRST ON THE APRON!! POP JUMPS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE LOOKING FOR A DROPKICK, BUT CHARLIE DUCKS AND POP GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

Stew: But POP JUST, AND I MEAN JUST SAVING HIMSELF!! He finds himself in an awkward situation here… both he and Charlie are in danger of elimination! They start throwing right hands, keeping the other hand onto the top rope… gotta be careful here! Charlie swings for a roundhouse kick but POP dives through the middle rope and back into the ring, Charlie now catches himself and follows into the ring, still targeting POP!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( “So Hard” by Rihanna hits as Cleopatra sprints out to the stage with a titanium baseball bat in hand )

Fan: Here comes the longest reigning Vixens Champion in HISTORY and the current General Manager of Showdown! I’m shocked to see her in this historic contest, but the more the merrier! It seems she’s paying tribute to her partner in crime, Jaywalker, as she slides into the ring with that bat in hand! Alex Anderson stops his attack on Tyler Parker in the corner to lock eyes with Cleopatra! BASEBALL BAT STRAIGHT TO THE GUT OF ALEX ANDERSON!! CHARLIE’S THE NEXT VICTIM WITH A SHOT TO THE SPINE BY CLEOPATRA AND THAT BAT AS HE TRIED TO ATTACK A CORNERED POP!!

Stew: CLEOPATRA IS SWINGING FOR THE FENCES IN THIS CONTEST AS SHE SPIKES THE END OF IT INTO A DOWNED PYRITE!! Tyler Parker’s up now as he stumbles towards an unsuspecting Cleopatra! TYLER’S SPUN AROUND BY HURRICANE HAWK AND NOW UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! THE ASSASSINATION CONNECTS WITH GREAT FORCE!! Hawk just took his rival in this contest right out of the equation as he gets back to his feet! Cleo’s looking for something big now as she stalks Hurricane Hawk! CLEOPATRA SWINGS AS HAWK TURNS AROUND! HAWK CATCHES THE BAT! This is NOT good for the Vixens Champion! SPEAR FROM PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL OUT OF NOWHERE INTO HAWK!

Fan: POP just dropped Hawk with that unusual maneuver coming from this man, but it worked nonetheless as POP gets to his feet and locks eyes with his FORMER, I repeat, FORMER Project E.G.O compatriot in Cleopatra! They’re the only two left standing in the ring! Hold on though! Alex Anderson seems to be climbing back to his feet as both Cleopatra and POP take notice as the look to use some gang-like mentality! CLEOPATRA SWINGS THAT BAT INTO THE SPINE OF POP!! WHAT?! CLEOPATRA LOOKS AS DEVIOUS AS EVER AS A FURIOUS POP TURNS AROUND, VISIBLY IN PAIN! CLEOPATRA DRIVES THAT BAT INTO HIS MID-SECTION!!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( “Bring the Ruckus” by Manafest hits as Tyson Michaels sprints out to the ring )

Stew: Here comes the eleventh consecutive entrant into the Grand Rampage now in the young and mysterious Tyson Michaels! POP has doubled over in pain on the canvas as Cleopatra readies her bat for the oncoming Tyson! TYSON SLIDES IN AS CLEOPATRA SWINGS!! Tyson manages to slide in directly under the swinging bat of Cleopatra as he immediately kips up! Cleopatra turns around! BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK CONNECTS! Cleopatra drops down to the canvas as “Goodluck” Charlie is back in this as he and Tyson are immediately going at it with one another! The more fresh Tyson Michaels seems to be quickly overpowering Charlie!

Fan: In comes the cavalry as Tyler Parker NAILS Tyson in the back of the skull with a powerful forearm shot! The reunited Synergy seems to have the numbers in their favor and have had them all throughout this contest as they now send Tyson Michaels quickly backing up into a corner! Meanwhile it seems as though Pyrite has made it back to his feet with nothing but cruel intentions on his mind as he looks at the downed Cleopatra as she scrambles to get back to her feet! Cleopatra realizes she’s in dire straits with this mammoth-like man in Pyrite hovering over her as she gets to her feet with that bat in hand, but quickly stumbles into a corner! Pyrite looks as though he’s prepared to tear apart the Vixens Champion as she seems ready to swing! CLEOPATRA SWINGS WITH THAT BAT FOR THE SKULL OF PYRITE!!

Stew: NO! IT’S CAUGHT BY PYRITE AS HE RIPS IT OUT OF HER HANDS! CLEOPATRA CHARGES! PYRITE TURNS HER INSIDE OUT WITH A MERCILESS CLOTHESLINE!! Synergy continues working on the trapped Tyson Michaels in the corner as Hawk, Alex Anderson, and POP seem to be using this time to recuperate as a new entrant is ready to come and play!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( “Unbreakable” by Cage9 hits as Venom sprints out to the ring)

Fan: What rotten luck for the Turbo portion of this contest as Venom enters immediately after Tyson Michaels! VENOM WASTING NO TIME AS HE IMMEDIATELY GOES AFTER HURRICANE HAWK! THIS YOUNG MAN LOOKING FOR THE BIGGEST DOG HE CAN FIND TO TAKE DOWN AND THERE’S NO BIGGER HERE THAN THE EAW HALL OF FAMER!! HAWK IS CORNERED AS VENOM JUST RAPIDLY LAYS INTO HIM WITH UNFORGIVING STOMPS!! This young man is here to make a statement and he could very well be on the verge of eliminating a former two-time World Heavyweight Champion!!

Stew: Alex Anderson seems to be a saving grace for the young Tyson Michaels as he comes to his aide in taking on Synergy in the corner of the ring just as they were on the verge of possibly eliminating him! Alex is laying into both men with a series of chops and forearms as he looks to possibly eliminate BOTH combatants in what would surely be a huge upset tonight! Tyson is back on the offensive now as he and Alex lay into Synergy as it seems as though we’ve got two temporary alliances battling it out for supremacy! Pyrite is now laying into Cleopatra in the corner of the ring as it seems as though there is no hope for her by this point! WAIT! CLEOPATRA’S FIGHTING BACK! SHE’S NOT GIVING UP AS SHE RAKES THE EYES OF PYRITE! PYRITE STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS CLEOPATRA LOOKS TO PICK UP THAT BAT! NO!

Fan: NO is precisely correct as Pyrite is NOT having it! Pyrite grabbing a hold of the Vixens Champion by her hair before she can grab the bat… AND SENDS HER FLYING ACROSS THE RING AND LANDING WITH A SICKENING THUD!! MEANWHILE IT SEEMS AS THOUGH A BRAWL HAS ERUPTED BETWEEN VENOM AND HURRICANE HAWK AS HAWK IS NOW FIGHTING BACK!! VENOM IS LOSING HIS FOOTING WITH THOSE SHOTS OF HAWK AS A NEW ENTRANT IS ON THE VERGE OF JOINING THE FIGHT!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( “St. Anger” by Metallica hits as Diamond Cage sprints out to the ring )

Stew: BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP AS THE SADISTIC ENTITY KNOWN AS DIAMOND CAGE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND IMMEDIATELY TAKES DOWN VENOM WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK! HURRICANE HAWK LAYS INTO CAGE, BUT IT SEEMS TO HAVE NO EFFECT AS CAGE IMMEDIATELY RAMS HAWK INTO THE NEAREST CORNER AND JUST LAYING INTO HIM WITH A MULTITUDE OF LEFTS AND RIGHTS! THIS MAN IS SHOWING JUST HOW SAVAGE HE IS! SNAP SUPLEX CONNECTS ON HAWK BY CAGE! Both of the reigning Unified Tag Team Champions are now in this contest, but it seems they’re more focused on working individually than anything as Pyrite continues to dissect the Vixens Champion! Cleopatra hasn’t given up hope yet as she continues to throw shots into Pyrite, but it’s just not doing any good!

Fan: PYRITE NOW PICKING UP CLEOPATRA HIGH UP, ABOVE HIS HEAD!! THIS ISN’T GOING TO END WELL! THE VIXENS CHAMPION IS DOING ALL SHE CAN TO GET OUT OF THIS AS PYRITE MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES!! LOOK OUT!! DIAMOND CAGE SENDS BOTH BOTH HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER AND CLEOPATRA OVER THE ROPES!! But look at this! Both just BARELY managing to save themselves as they’re on the apron now! Cleopatra is the first to her feet as she drops through the ropes and back into the ring to save herself from elimination.. Pyrite looking to do the same.. CLEOPATRA NAILS PYRITE WITH THE END OF HER BAT OUT OF NOWHERE!!

Stew: A dazed Pyrite stands up now here on the apron, trying to shake the cobwebs out after that shot! CLEOPATRA NAILS PYRITE IN THE SKULL WITH THAT BAT AS HE DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE!! SHE GOT HIM!

Announcer: Pyrite has been eliminated!

Fan: WHAT AN UPSET AS PYRITE LOOKS BOTH CONFUSED AND PISSED OFF HERE ON THE OUTSIDE! CLEOPATRA LOOKS AS DEVIOUS AS EVER! SUPERKICK!! POP WITH A SUPERKICK TO CLEOPATRA AS SHE TURNS AROUND!!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( “Wrong” by Depeche Mode hits as a confident Liam Catterson sprints out to the ring )

Stew: Here comes a man that I know for certain a lot of people would bet money on to win this contest and he may already be the 2013 King of Extreme, but he’s looking to add another massive win to his resume as he rushes into the ring and immediately goes at it with a readied Diamond Cage! Both men trading blows in the middle of the ring as Charlie and Tyler Parker drop Alex Anderson with a double-team suplex! Hurricane Hawk takes down both Liam and Cage as he explodes out of the corner! Hawk could very well be looking to regain his momentum in this contest as he now turns to an angered Prince of Phenomenal! POP wastes absolutely NO time as he nails Hawk with a high kick to the skull! Hawk is sent stumbling into the ropes as POP.. POP CHARGES!

Fan: HAWK CATCHES POP UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! LOOKING FOR EITHER AN ASSASSINATION OR A POSSIBLE ELIMINATION, BUT EITHER WAY, POP IS DOOMED!! LIAM CATTERSON IS BACK UP AS HE NAILS AN UNSUSPECTING HAWK WITH A CHOP BLOCK INTO THE BACK OF THE RIGHT LEG! I think Liam was just trying to get some revenge, but he just saved Prince of Phenomenal from elimination in this contest as it seems as though both men are gonna form a momentary alliance to eliminate Hurricane Hawk! Venom seems to want to join in now as he makes his way over.. TYSON MICHAELS CATCHES HIM WITH A BACKCRACKER!! NO! VENOM ELBOWS OUT OF IT! Tyson is sent backpedaling into the nearest corner as Venom looks to follow up!

Stew: Things are most certainly NOT looking up for the returning Hurricane Hawk in this contest as it seems as though Tyler Parker is now going to join in on the fun as now THREE men are looking to eliminate Hawk from this contest! Hawk is fighting it!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( “Adrenaline” by Shinedown hits as Zack Crash quickly makes his way out to the ring with a table in his hands with a mixture of barbwire, glass, thumbtacks, and other items glued to the surface of it )

Fan: HERE COMES ENTRANT NUMBER FIFTEEN AND IT IS NONE OTHER THAN THE ADRENALINE JUNKIE HIMSELF, ZACK CRASH! Just take a look at that table he’s got with him as he makes his way to the ring! ZACK SLIDES IN THAT TABLE AS IT NAILS A DOWNED ALEX ANDERSON WITH GREAT VELOCITY! Zack is showing no more mercy than anyone else in this contest as he slides into the ring and Tyler Parker now immediately goes after him! TYLER’S TAKEN DOWN WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE! Tyler quickly getting back to his feet as Zack is anxiously awaiting him! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS!! Tyler Parker is dazed and confused, but still very much on his feet as Zack gets back up.. Tyler stumbles forward as he swings blindly for his target! ZACK CRASH WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE ON TYLER, SENDING HIM OVER THE ROPES!! BUT TYLER IS SAVED!

Stew: I don’t think it was intentional at all, but Tyler’s right arm was caught up in the ropes after that massive clothesline, disabling him from landing with both feet on the mat! Tyler gets his arm out of that precarious position and looks to recuperate now as he rolls under the ropes… Cleopatra’s back in this as she’s once again got that titanium bat in her position, just looking to pick a new target after that big elimination of Pyrite! Tyson Michaels and Venom are still going at it in the corner, but it seems as though Tyson is rapidly gaining the upperhand as he lays into Venom with several unforgiving blows straight to the skull! Venom is quickly backing up! CLEOPATRA DRIVES HER BAT INTO THE BREADBASKET OF TYSON MICHAELS!!

Fan: It seems as though Cleopatra is inviting Venom to help her eliminate the young Tyson Michaels now as Hurricane Hawk is doing all he can to remain in this contest while Liam and POP look go take him out! LIAM’S CAUGHT FROM BEHIND BY DIAMOND CAGE WITH A WAIST LOCK! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AS LIAM BOUNCES OFF OF THE CANVAS!! WOW!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( “Neenah Menasha” by Sponge hits as TMT sprints out to the ring )

Stew: And here comes out sixteenth entrant into this contest as TMT immediately hops up to the ring apron… LEAPING TO THE TOP ROPE! SPRINGBOARD FLYING FOREARM NAILS PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL! TMT IS LOOKING TO DO WHAT EVERYBODY DREAMS OF DOING IN THIS CONTEST AND THAT IS TO MAKE AS BIG OF AN IMPACT AS POSSIBLE! TMT seems to have made POP his sole target as he lays into the downed former Answers World Champion and having saved Hurricane Hawk from a potential elimination in the process! This has turned into complete chaos by this point as we’ve got… Well we’ve gotta have at LEAST eleven competitors in this massive Grand Rampage match right now! Zack Crash is going at it with “Goodluck” Charlie in the corner of the ring as Charlie with a THUMB to the eyes of Zack, showing that he’ll do absolutely anything it takes to gain the advantage!

Fan: EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS ON ZACK, COURTESY OF CHARLIE! Zack may have bitten off more than he can chew by going after this man! Alex Anderson rushes in to possibly aide Zack as he CHARGES! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS ON ALEX! Alex is sent backpedaling into the ropes now! CHARLIE LOOKING TO END HIM AS HE CHARGES!! ZACK CATCHES CHARLIE FROM BEHIND AS HE DRIVES THE BACK OF HIS SKULL INTO THE CANVAS! I think Alex is grateful for that save, but this could spell the end for the downed Charlie! Zack makes it back to his feet! ALEX WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN OF ZACK! SETTING ZACK UP NOW!! ENDPOINT!!!! THE ENDPOINT CONNECTS ON AN UNSUSPECTING ZACK CRASH!! CLEOPATRA NOW WITH A MONKEY FLIP ON TYSON MICHAELS!! NO! Tyson lands on his feet! VENOM CHARGES!

Stew: SUPERKICK!! TYSON CLOCKS VENOM WITH A SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE!! Cleopatra is back up now as she charges for Tyson! TYSON’S GOT HER UP! TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER CONNECTS ON CLEOPATRA!!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( “Love Sosa” by Chief Keef hits as Moses X sprints to the ring)

Fan: Here comes number seventeen in the former TWO-time National Extreme Champion, Moses X! Moses immediately slides into the ring as Tyson Michaels turns around! MOSES TAKES TYSON DOWN AND IMMEDIATELY LAYING INTO THE YOUNG MAN WITH A SERIES OF DEVASTATING BLOWS AS TYSON TRIES TO GUARD HIMSELF!! Both of these men have erupted into a brawl here on the canvas as Alex Anderson seems to be intent on using that table that Zack Crash brought to this contest as he rolls under the ropes and picking up the table now… Diamond Cage is looking for a possible elimination here on Liam Catterson in the corner of the ring as he sends several hard blows into the body of the King of Extreme!

Stew: TMT’s got POP back on his feet in the middle of the ring and he could very well be looking to set up the former Answers World Champion for a gut-wrench suplex! POP is fighting out of it! POP is refusing to allow TMT to humiliate him any further as he sends several hard strikes into the ribs of TMT, but this young man is not letting go just yet as he continues to search for that gut-wrench suplex! Venom rushes in now with a clubbing blow to the spine of POP! A clubbing blow to the spine of TMT! Venom now looking to join in this precarious situation!! THREE-MAN GUT-WRENCH SUPLEX CONNECTS AS TMT AND POP TAKE THE MAJORITY OF DAMAGE! WHAT A MOVE!

Fan: Tyson Michaels and Moses X continue to go at it as Liam and Cage do the same in the corner of the ring while Venom, POP, and TMT are all down…. Hurricane Hawk, Tyler Parker, and “Goodluck” Charlie are looking to recuperate now as Zack Crash’s fate could be very bad as Alex Anderson sets up that table here on the outside!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( “Born on a Bayou” by CCR hits )

Stew: Here comes number eighteen in the young Ethan Hayes!… Where is he?….

( “Born on a Bayou” stops as Ethan Hayes is sent crashing onto the stage as Hades the Hellraiser makes his way out )

Stew: WHAT?! WHAT’S HADES DOING?! HADES NOW DRAGGING ETHAN BACK TO HIS FEET.. WRAPPING A HAND AROUND THE THROAT!! CHOKESLAM OFF OF THE STAGE!!!! WHAT POWER!! IT SEEMS HADES IS TAKING THIS NOW POSSIBLY UNCONSCIOUS YOUNG MAN’S SPOT AS HE RUSHES DOWN TO THE RING!! EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE LOOKING ON AS HADES ENTERS! CAGE CHARGES! HADES TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BOOT TO THE SKULL! Liam Catterson rushes in now with several hard hitting shots to the face of Hades! Liam backs up.. AND CHARGES! HADES CATCHES HIM WITH A FLAPJACK AS LIAM BOUNCES OFF THE CANVAS! TMT is back to his feet now as he seems to be looking to catch Hades off guard! TMT CHARGES!

Fan: HADES SENDS TMT STRAIGHT OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!! HE’S OUT!

Announcer: TMT has been eliminated!

Stew: Hades has already managed to get one elimination here tonight and he could be looking for more as he grabs a hold of Tyson Michaels now, stealing him away from his brawl with Moses X! Hades seems to have a fire in his eyes like no other as he pulls Tyson to his feet! Moses quickly gets back to his feet, furious with Hades! MOSES SWINGS! HADES CATCHES MOSES WITH A HAND AROUND HIS THROAT! CHOKESLAM CONNECTS ON MOSES X!!! HADES NAILS TYSON WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT AND SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES, CRASHING HARD ONTO THE OUTSIDE!

Announcer: Tyson Michaels has been eliminated!

Fan: HADES IS A MONSTER! Hades now drags Moses back to his feet… PICKING HIM UP OVER HIS HEAD! WHAT STRENGTH! HADES SENDS MOSES FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE FOR YET ANOTHER ELIMINATION!!

Announcer: Moses X has been eliminated!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( “Bulls on Parade” by Rage Against The Machine hits as Johnny Ventura cautiously makes his way out to the ring )

Stew: I think I know what’s causing Johnny to hesitate as he makes his way out here and I can’t say I blame him at all as Hades seems to be just DESTROYING everything in his path! Tyler Parker sends several shots into the back of Hades now.. Hades with a hard elbow to the jaw of Tyler! Tyler stumbles forward! SIDEWALK SLAM CONNECTS ON TYLER! Alex Anderson now has that table set up on the outside as he rolls in and could be looking to use it on the man who brought it to the ring in Zack Crash! Alex lays into Zack with a flurry of shots as Zack attempts to defend himself… Hades takes POP down with a massive boot to the face! Johnny Ventura has YET to enter the ring as Hades is now targeting Venom, laying into him with an onslaught of unforgiving shots! CLEOPATRA SWINGS HER BAT INTO THE SPINE OF ALEX ANDERSON!! Cleopatra seems to be avoiding Hades at all costs right now as she goes after Alex, but he’s still up as he turns around, but obviously in pain..

Fan: CLEOPATRA WITH A SHOT TO THE SKULL OF ALEX WITH THAT BAT!! ALEX DODGES AND PICKS UP CLEOPATRA!! ALEX IMMEDIATELY PLACES CLEOPATRA UP ON THE NEAREST TOP TURNBUCKLE AND LAYS INTO HER WITH A FEW SHOTS! Alex could be looking for something huge as he climbs up there with the Vixens Champion! Johnny Ventura looks on in amusement as “Goodluck” Charlie joins the fight as he and Venom go after Hades… Tyler Parker is back up to help out as Hurricane Hawk looks on from the opposite side of the ring… All three men looking to take out this massive man that is Hades! HADES IS NOT HAVING IT! HE LAYS ALL THREE MEN OUT WITH A SERIES OF BOOTS AND HARD-HITTING SHOTS! ALEX ANDERSON’S LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX ON CLEOPATRA NOW!!

Stew: CLEOPATRA’S FIGHTING IT, BUT SHE MAY NOT HAVE MUCH OF A CHANCE! LOOK AT THIS! HADES HAS JOINED IN NOW! PICKING UP ALEX ON HIS SHOULDERS WHILE ALEX MAINTAINS HIS GRIP ON CLEOPATRA! WHAT’S THIS… NO! DON’T!! THE LAST CALL SENDS ALEX ANDERSON SUPERPLEXING CLEOPATRA TO THE OUTSIDE AS BOTH OF THEM ARE SENT THROUGH THE SET-UP TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!! WHAT A COMBINATION THAT WAS!!! JOHNNY VENTURA SLIDES IN AS HADES LOOK AT HIS WORK WITH PRIDE!

Announcer: Alex Anderson and Cleopatra have been eliminated!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( Put you on game by Lupe Fiasco plays as Scott Diamond walks down to the ring wielding a lead pipe )

Fan: Here comes Showdowns own, Scott Diamond who has been a HUGE problem these past few months BUT WAIT!!! JOHNNY VENTURA CHARGES AT HADES WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! BUT THAT’S NOT ENOUGH TO PUT HADES OVER AND HADES HAS A LOOK OF ABSOLUTE KILL IN HIS EYES AS VENTURA FLEES FROM THE RING!! …Scott gets into the ring and SCOTT SWINGS THE LEAD PIPE INTO THE RIBS OF VENOM!! DOWN HE GOES!! Scott scans the ring, noticing POP getting to his feet but Scott SMASHES that pipe into his spine!

Stew: Charlie gets to his feet but Liam rushes at him, connecting with a running forearm into Charlie! But Tyler from behind attacks Liam and lifts him into the air as Charlie climbs onto the second rope….AND CHARLIE LEAPS OFF WITH A UPPERCUT AS TYLER HITS THE GERMAN SUPLEX AT THE SAME TIME!! …Hades has gone after Ventura and Hades smashes Ventura with a huge hay-maker and Hades grabs Ventura and THROWS HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!!! THE NOISE THAT MADE AS VENTURA IS YELLING IN PAIN!!

Fan: And look at this, Synergy is back up as Scott stares at them but Zack Crash is joining them, as is Diamond Cage! All four men joining together to take out this dangerous man as Scott smirks, begging them to make a move! And CAGE CHARGES AT SCOTT FIRST AND BEFORE SCOTT CAN SWING THE PIPE, CRASH AND SYNERGY CHARGE AT SCOTT!! FOUR ON ONE AS SCOTT DROPS THE PIPE AND GETS KNOCKED INTO THE CORNER!! SCOTT IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK AS ALL FOUR MEN THROW KICKS, ELBOWS, FISTS, FOREARMS, ANYTHING!! But I think we have another entry coming in, _#21!

10……9…..8…..7…..6…..5…..4….3….2…..1….BUZZ!!

( ‘So Appalled’ by Kanye West plays as Mr.DEDEDE charges down )

Stew: Here comes DEDEDE, the runner up last year and Cage leaves Scott as DEDEDE CHARGES IN AND GOES FOR THE CLOTHESLINE ON CAGE!!! BUT CAGE DUCKS AND DEDEDE HITS THE ROPES AS CAGE CONNECTS WITH THE CLOTHESLINE INTO DDD!!! AND ELIMINATES DDD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!

Annnouncer: Mr.DEDEDE has been eliminated!

Fan: I….WHAT????

Stew: I DON’T….I DON’T BELIEVE THIS!!! DIAMOND CAGE HAS ELIMINATED DDD IN WHAT? TEN SECONDS?? …Cage smirks as this has to be the biggest moment of his career as Cage gets revenge from DDD eliminating Cage last year! But Hawk spins Cage around, kicking him in the mid-section and THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! BUT CAGE LANDS ON HIS FEET ON THE APRON AS HAWK CHARGES AT HIM!! BUT CAGE SENDS HIS SHOULDER INTO HAWK’S RIBS AND CAGE PULLS HAWK’S HEAD INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE—DDT!!! HAWK THROAT FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE!!

Fan: Hades comes back in as SYNERGY ATTACK HADES!! BUT HADES TAKES CHARLIE DOWN WITH THE BIG BOOT!! AND TYLER DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE AS HE LEAPS TO THE ROPES….FINAL CHAPTER!! BUT HADES GRABS TYLER AND CONNECTS WITH THE CHOKESLAM!!! THAT DRIVES TYLER INTO THE MAT!! BAH GAWD!! THE POWER!!! ..Venom is getting to his feet but Scott NAILS HIM WITH THE POINT BLANK!! AND BEFORE VENOM CAN FALL DOWN, SCOTT GRABS HIM AND THROWS HIM OUTTA THE RING!! THANKS FOR COMING!!!

Announcer: Venom has been eliminated!

Stew: Crash and POP are throwing shots and Crash backs POP into the ropes with forearms and Crash backs up…and CHARGES AT POP!! BUT POP WITH THE INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!! AND POP FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE SCOOP SLAM!! Crash is on the mat but trying to push himself up but POP hits the ropes and connects with the flying fore-arm smash! And both men are down but POP KIPS UP TO HIS FEET AND HE’S MOCKING HBB!! POP goes to the corner and stomps on the mat …Phenomenal break music?!? The timer appears on the screen, here comes another!

10…..9…..8….7…..6….5…..4….3…2….1….BUZZ!!!

( Alive by Kid Cudi plays as Jon Kelton runs down )

Fan: Turbo’s own Jon Kelton is _#22! And Kelton tries to slide in but VENTURA GRABS KELTON BEFORE HE CAN RUN IN AND THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! AND VENTURA CHARGES, SENDING HIS KNEE INTO KELTON AS HIS HEAD BOUNCES INTO THE STEPS!! That isn’t fair at all! Ventura rolls Kelton back into the ring as Crash is getting to his feet but POP WITH THE SUPERKICK!!! BUT ITS BLOCKED BY…BY LIAM CATTERSON?! LIAM BLOCKED THE SUPERKICK FROM HAPPENING AND LIAM HAS POP BY THE LEG!! LIAM DOES NOT LOOK HAPPY!!

Liam: DO YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT?? DON’T YOU DARE INSULT MY IDOL LIKE THAT!

Stew: AND LIAM JUST FLOORS POP WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND!!! And Liam grabs POP up to his feet, pulling him in and NAILING THE CATTERSON IMPACT!! DRIVING POP INTO THE MAT AS LIAM LIFTS POP UP AND THROWS HIM OUTTA THE RING, POP IS OUT OF HERE!!

Announcer: Prince of Phenomenal has been eliminated!

Fan: And POP is furious! POP cannot believe he WILL NOT be main eventing PFP this year and he tries to get back into the ring but security is blocking him! Liam smirks but SCOTT FROM BEHIND SWINGS THE LEAD PIPE INTO LIAM’S SPINE!! Liam falls into the ropes, yelling in pain as SCOTT SMASHES THE PIPE INTO LIAMS MID-SECTION!! THAT PIPE MIGHT HAVE BROKEN LIAMS RIBS AS LIAM FALLS TO THE MAT AS SCOTT LAUGHS!!

10…..9….8….7….6….5…..4….3….2…..1….BUZZ!!

( Payback by Flaw plays as GI Styles comes out )

Stew: And here comes GI, who LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE AND LEAPS OFF WITH DOUBLE KNEES INTO SCOTT, TAKING HIM DOWN!! …On the floor, Johnny pulls out a 15ft ladder and we know Johnny is experienced with ladders as he bridges the ladder between the barricade and the ring, Crash grabs Kelton and looks for the suplex but Kelton blocks, kneeing Crash in the mid-section and connects with the jawbreaker! Crash stumbles into the ropes….Ventura heads into the ring but Hades grabs him into the corner, sending big hands into Ventura! Tyler grabs Hawk and whips him into the ropes as Tyler looks for the clothesline!

Fan: But Hawk with the drop toe hold and Hawk applies the ADHD!! STFU LOCKED IN ON TYLER!! TYLER IS TRYING TO ESCAPE BUT HAWK HAS IT LOCKED IN TIGHT!! TYLER IS TAPPING OUT BUT ITS NO USE IN THIS MATCH!!! BUT LOOK, CHARLIE SMASHES THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR INTO HAWK!!! OVER AND OVER INTO HAWK’S BODY!!! TYLER IS FREE AS CHARLIE CHOKES HAWK WITH THE EDGE OF THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR!! SOMEBODY NEEDS TO HELP HAWK!!

10….9….8…..7….6….5….4…..3….2….1…..BUZZ!!

( The Final Countdown by Europe as Brian Daniels runs out screaming ‘Yes! Yes! Yes!’ )

Stew-O: The New Breed champion, Brian Daniels enters the ring as Charlie SWINGS THE CHAIR AT BRIAN!! BUT BRIAN DUCKS AND HITS THE ROPES….RUNNING KNEE INTO CHARLIE!! Tyler is shocked, Hawk isn’t the only one with friends with in this match now for backup! …Brian checks on Hawk as Cage grabs GI AND LOOKS FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX!! BUT GI FLIPS ONTO HIS FEET AND CAGE SPINS AROUND AS GI GOES FOR THE SPINNING BACKFIST!! BUT CAGE DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND AS GI SPINS CAGE CONNECTS WITH OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!

Fan: BUT GI IS NOT ELIMINATED!! GI LANDS ON THE LADDER THAT VENTURA SET-UP!! AND BEFORE GI CAN REACT, KELTON SPINS CAGE AROUND AND LOOKS FOR THE ENZURGI!! BUT CAGE DUCKS AND GRABS KELTON BY THE LEG, BOSTON CRAB!! BOSTON CRAB APPLIED ON KELTON!! BUT VENTURA HITS THE ROPES AS HE CONNECTS WITH THE SHINNING WIZARD INTO CAGE!! Ventura smirks as he stomps on Cage but Scott turns him around and connects with a BLACK HOLE SLAM ON VENTURA!! DRIVING HIM INTO THE MAT!!

Stew-O: Scott smirks but Hades gets to his feet and both men go face to face, staring each other down, nose to nose…This is scary as both men are trash talking each other, this is like Alien vs. Predator! And SCOTT TAKES THE FIRST SHOT AT HADES! AND HADES FIRES BACK! BOTH MEN EXPLODING INTO A SERIES OF FISTS!! HADES BACKS SCOTT INTO THE ROPES, IRISH WHIP BY HADES BUT SCOTT COUNTERS SENDING HADES INTO THE ROPES ..AND SCOTT CLOTHESLINES HA—NO!! HADES GRABS SCOTTS ARM AND HAMMERS HIM WITH A HAYMAKER! SCOTT STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER AND HADES CHARGES AT HIM—-RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!! BUT SCOTT DUCKS IT AS HADES CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!

10…..9……8……7…..6…..5…..4…..3….2…..1….BUZZ!!!

( Marvin and Chardonnay Lyrics -Big Sean ft. Kanye West & Roscoe Dash plays as Nick Angel walks down to the ring with a steel chain around his fist )

Fan: Showdown’s own, Nick Angel is _#25! And Nick carefully steps into the ring and goes after Crash, as Ventura is getting to his feet but Kelton with the RUNNING KNEE INTO VENTURA!! VENTURA HITS THE ROPES AS KELTON CHARGES AT HIM —BUT VENTURA DUCKS AND THROWS KELTON OUT OF HERE!! KELTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!

Announcer: Jon Kelton has been eliminated!

Stew-O: GI rolls back in as Brian sends roundhouse kicks into the chest of Tyler! Hawk and Brian double-team on Tyler! Hawk stomps on Tyler in the corner as Brian backs up to the opposite corner and charges at TYLER WITH A RUNNING MISSLE DROPKICK!! BUT CHARLIE GRABS HIM AND NAILS A DEVASTATING SPINE BUSTER ON BRIAN!! ….Crash hammers Nick with a fist and a kick to the mid-section, Crash looking for the flip bottom! But Nick elbows Crash in the head and Nick LOOKS FOR GROUND ZERO!! BUT Crash throws him into the ropes, Nick bounces back as Crash looks for the BACKBODY DROP!! BUT NICK COUNTERS WITH A ROLLING SNAP NECKBREAKER!!

Fan: Nick gets back to his feet but Liam SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR INTO NICK’S SPINE!! THE CHAIR IS STUCK IN NICKS BACK AS LIAM DOESN’T REMOVE IT, BUT INSTEAD GRABS NICK AND CONNECTS WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!! THAT CAUSES THE BARBED WIRE TO CUT INTO NICK’S SPINE!! BAH GAWD THAT WAS BRUTAL!! And Charlie lifts up Brian as he THROWS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION OUT OF THE RING!!

Announcer: Brian Daniels has been eliminated!

Stew: Charlie gloating but LOOK!! HURRICANE HAWK CHARGES AT CHARLIE AND CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! ‘GOODLUCK’ CHARLIE HITS THE FLOOR BY HAWK!!
Announcer: ‘Goodluck’ Charlie has been eliminated!

10…9…..8…..7…..6….5….4…..3….2….1…..BUZZ!!!
( ‘RUSH!’ by NJPW Sound Team hits as Carlos Rosso makes his way to the ring )

Fan: Here comes Carlos, a man who has dominated many a company and I wouldn’t doubt him tonight!…Scott grabs Zack Crash and LOOKS TO THROW CRASH OUT OF THE RING!! BUT CRASH LANDS ON THE APRON!! CRASH HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE AS SCOTT STOMPS ON HIM, OVER AND OVER!! And Tyler grabs Hawk, kneeing him in the mid-section as Tyler looks for ACROSS THE PA—BUT NO!!! NO!!! HAWK LIFTS TYLER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND WALKS TO THE ROPES, LOOKING FOR THE ASSINATION OVER THE TOP ROPE!!
Stew: BUT CHARLIE GRABS THE STEEL CHAIN NICK BROUGHT IN AND SMASHES IT INTO HAWK’S FACE!! CHARLIE IS STANDING ON THE APRON AS TYLER DROPS OFF HAWK’S SHOULDERS AND CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING ENZURGI INTO HAWK!! CHARLIE PULLS DOWN THE ROPES AND HAWK FALLS TO THE FLOOR!! TYLER PARKER HAS ELIMINATED HURRICANE HAWK!!!
Announcer: Hurricane Hawk has been eliminated!

Fan: GI and Carlos grab Liam and look for the double suplex which connects on the King of EAW! Scott rolls to the floor as he grabs a steel chair and sits next to us, is he taking a break or something?? Hades grabs Nick and looks for the CHOKE-SLAM!! BUT NICK LANDS BEHIND HIM, DROPKICK INTO THE ROPES!! AND NICK QUICKLY CHARGES AT HIM BUT HADES WITH A BIG BOOT, STOPPING NICK IN HIS TRACKS!!

10…..9….8….7….6…..5….4….3….2….1…..BUZZ!!

( Saviour by Skillet plays as Jacob Senn walks down to the ring )

Stew-O: Here comes the Elite champion, Jacob Senn at _#27! Jacob slides in and quickly goes after Nick, sending shots into him! Hades changes his focus to Carlos, as Carlos looks for the SPINNING BACKFIST!! BUT HADES BLOCKS AND GRABS CARLOS—-BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!! CARLOS IS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT AND HADES THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!! CARLOS IS DONE!!

Announcer: Carlos Rosso has been eliminated!

Fan: And GI Styles is up and he charges at Hades with a RUNNING KNEE!! BUT HADES SIDE-STEPS AS GI LANDS GROIN FIRST INTO THE ROPES!! AND HADES WITH THE BIG BOOT INTO GI!! GI HITS THE FLOOR AND THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!! THIS MAN IS UNSTOPPABLE!!

Announcer: GI Style has been eliminated!

Stew-O: And look at this, Diamond Cage grabs Ventura and connects with THE GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! OH MY GOD!! Tyler whips Liam off the ropes and looks for the hip-toss but Liam blocks and kicks Tyler in the mid-section and pulls him in —CATTERSON IMPACT!!! BUT TYLER COUNTERS WITH A BACKBODY DROP!! SENDING LIAM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! BUT LIAM HANGS ON, LIAM IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!! LIAM IS HANGING ONTO THOSE ROPES AS TYLER CHARGES AT HIM BUT ZACK CRASH KICKS TYLER INTO THE MID-SECTION AND PULLS HIM IN —-CRASH TEST!!! CRASH TEST ONTO TYLER AND TYLER SMARTLY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING…

Fan: And Nick has the steel chain as HE SWINGS AT JACOB, BUT JACON DUCKS AND TACKLES NICK TO THE MAT, SENDING FISTS INTO HIS HEAD!! Jacob gets off Nick, who gets up as Jacob whips him into the corner and Jacob charges but Nick with both feet up as Jacob stumbles backwards as Cage grabs him and HITS A DRAGON SUPLEX ONTO JACOB SENN!! THE ELITE CHAMPION DROPPED ON HIS HEAD!! BUT NICK CHARGES AT CAGE WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS ON CAGE!!

10…..9…..8….7….6…..5….4…..3….2…..1……BUZZ!!!!!!!

( Matt Ryders theme hits as he runs down to the ring )

Stew: I was talking to Matt and he said this would be a ONE-OFF appearance tonight in the Grand Rampage, unless of course he wins! Matt fires shots at people as Scott enters back into the ring and picks up the steel chair and BASHES IT INTO MATT’S HEAD!!! MATT STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES AS SCOTT CHARGES AT HIM — POINT BLANK!! THAT ELIIMINATES MATT RYDER!!! MATTS GONE!!!!

Announcer: Matt Ryder has been eliminated!

Fan: Nick attacks Scott but Scott knees him in the mid-section and throws him into the corner and Liam grabs Ventura, looking to throw him over! But Ventura blocks and kicks Liam in the gut, both men trading shots in the ring! Cage grabs Crash and battles him as the timer comes back down, who’s _#29??

10…..9…..8…..7…..6….5….4….3….2….1….BUZZ!!!!

( A cloud of purple lights show around the arena as Cinderella Man by Eminem plays )

( …A trap door opens as Extreme Enigma steps through the purple cloud and runs to the ring )

Stew: WHAT?!?! THAT’S… EXTREME ENIGMA??? EE?? EE IS _#29?? AND EE RUNS TO THE RING AND TAKES DOWN CAGE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! CRASH CHARGES AT EE BUT ENIGMA WITH THE LEG-SWEEP AND A LEGDROP!! LEGDROP ONTO CRASH!! I’M STUNNED FAN, I’M TRULY SPEECHLESS!! AND EE GETS UP AS LIAM CHARGES AT HIM BUT EE WITH FISTS INTO LIAM!! THIS IS MADNESS!! TRULY MADNESS!!

Fan: AND NICK COMES AT EE, LOOKING FOR THE GROUND ZERO!! BUT EE SHOVES HIM INTO THE ROPES AND NICK COMES BACK — TWIST OF FATE ONTO NICK ANGEL! EE IS ON FI—NO!! SCOTT WITH THE CLOTHESLINE!! EE DOWN!! JACOB UP BUT SCOTT WITH THE POINT BLANK ON JACOB!! VENTURAS UP BUT SCOTT WITH THE POINT BLANK!!!

10…….9…….8……7….6…5….4….3….2…1….BUZZ!!!

” This is something like the Holocaust”

”Millions of our people lost”

”Bow our heads and pray to the Lord”

”Til I die I’ma fuckin’ ball”

”Now who gon’ stop me?”
”Who gon’ stop me huh?”

Flashback: WAIT!!! SOMEBODY HOPPED THE BARRICADE!!! SOMEBODY IS BEHIND SCOTT…WHO IS THAT…OH MY!! THAT’S….DARK DEMON!!! DEMON IS BEHIND SCOTT, HE DOESN’T EVEN WORK HERE…HE QUIT!! AND SCOTT TURNS, HE’S SHOCKED!! HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S SEEN A GHOST!!!

Scott: YOU’RE NOT MEANT TO BE HERE!! YOU…YOU QUIT!!!

Demon: its nothing personal….

Fan: AND DEMON WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW INTO SCOTT , WHO HITS THE ROPES AND DEMON WITH THE CLOTHESLINE, TAKING BOTH MEN OUT!!!

Announcer: Dark Demon and Scott Diamond have been eliminated!

Fan: SCOTTS MAD!! BUT DEMON HOPS THE BARRICADE AND HITS THROUGH THE CROWD AS SECURITY STOP SCOTT!! WHAT THE HELL?? AND BACK IN THE RING, VENTURA CLOTHESLINES NICK OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!

Announcer: Nick Angel has been eliminated!

Stew: And Hades comes at Ventura, lifting him for the CHOKESLAM!!! BUT EE WITH THE DROPKICK INTO HADES!! HADES HITS THE ROPES – ENZURGI INTO HADES!! HADES HITS THE FLOOR!!!

Announcer: Hades The Hellraiser has been eliminated!
Fan: And Cage grabs Tyler – GERMAN SUPLEX!!! BUT LIAM BACK UP AS CRASH CHARGES AT HIM BUT LIAM DUCKS AND THROWS CRASH OUT OF THE RING!!!

Announcer: Zack Crash has been eliminated!

Stew: Liam now grabs Jacob — CATTERSON IMPACT!!! JACOB IS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT AND LIAM THROWS HIM OUT!!!

Announcer: Jacob Senn has been eliminated!

Fan: Liam taunts but EE TURNS HIM AROUND —- TWIST OF FATE!!! IT CONNECTS!!! BUT HADES COMES BACK IN AND BIG BOOTS EE!! OH C’MON!! HADES IS STILL FURIOUS!!! AND HADES LIFTS EE UP AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING!! HADES SEEKING REVENGE!!!

Announcer: Extreme Enigma has been eliminated!

Stew: And Hades comes after EE, looking to add to the damage BUT EE STRIKES AT HIM!! HADES AND EE FIGHTING ON THE FLOOR!!! SECURITY TRYING TO SEPARATE THEM!! And in the ring, Cage grabs Liam and CONNECTS WITH THE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!! SENDING LIAM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!!!

Announcer: Liam Catterson has been eliminated!

Fan: And TYLER GRABS CAGE, TRYING TO ELIMINATE HIM!! BUT CAGE HANGS ON FOR DEAR LIFE!! BUT WAITTT!!! WAITTTTTTT!!!!!! VENTURA CHARGES, CLOTHESLINE TO BOTH CAGE AND TYLER, SENDING THEM TO THE FLOOR!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: NO!!! NO WAY!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Annnouncer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE 2013 GRAND RAMPAGE……..JOHNNNNYYYYYYYYY VENNNNTURAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan: HE’S DONE IT!!! VENTURA HAS OUTLASTED 29 OTHER MEN AND HAS WON THE GRAND RAMPAGE!! I’M IN SHOCK BUT JOHNNY HAS DONE IT!! THIS IS UNBELIVABLE!!!

Stew: VENTURA HAS CASHED IN HIS TICKET TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!! JOHNNY VENTURA WILL HEADLINE PAIN FOR PRIDE!!! DREAMS BECOME REALITY!!!

( Johnny climbs onto the turnbuckle as fireworks go off )

( Pain for Pride 6 logo flashes )

( EAW logo buzzes )

Voice: Fate… What do we know about fate?

( Several clips of dictators and armies throughout the history of the World are shown )

Voice: We know more of humanity than we do of fate; we are bound to demand power and rule over others with an iron fist. However… In the face of tyranny comes democracy.

( The clips transition to tens of thousands of people walking throughout the streets of cities such as New York City as they remain glued to their cellphones and other technical products )

Voice: Democracy has reigned as a force of justice throughout history, but it is an ever evolving one. One that perhaps even defines fate to a brave new World.

( The camera rapidly zooms in on one woman walking by as she votes on the Reckless Wiring page via her cellphone )

Voice: The fate of competitors to challenge Champions…

( The camera transitions to Moses X with Alex Anderson, Hass Johsnon, GI Styles, and Tomi Venus surrounding him )

Voice: The fate of a Champion’s right to defend a prestigious Belt…

( Camera cuts to Cleopatra staring down with Elena Chase )

Voice: The fate of one who triumphs or the one who falls…

( Camera cuts to Tyler Parker staring down with Brian Daniels )

Voice: The fate of the contest that will be battled in and even the fate of something as simplistic as which type of a specific weapon will be used!

( Camera cuts to Eddie Mack staring down with Liam Catterson before cutting to Suicidal Adrenaline staring down with Pyrite and Diamond Cage )

Voice: The fate of a man’s catch twenty-two!

( Camera cuts to Y2Impact staring down with Prince of Phenomenal while Christy Cruise and Troy Conway look on in the background )

Voice: Even the fate of a man at the helm of a force that celebrates tyrannical rule over democracy… Or a soul that abandons democracy as he fights for nobody but himself.

( The camera cuts to Methuselah staring down with the Heart Break Boy before cutting to a first person view of a fan sitting at his desk with a laptop in front of him on the Reckless Wiring page )

Voice: What do we know of fate? It’s just a click away…

( The fan clicks the mouse as the screen is filled with thousands of code as “Unbroken” by Black Veil Brides begins to play )

Voice: And now… EAW Dynasty presents… THE FIFTH ANNUAL RECKLESS WIRING!!!

( The camera fades into the Wells Fargo Center as a huge barrage of blue and white pyro goes off. ‘Unbroken’ continues to play as the camera pans around the thousands of fans before it settles in on Stew-O and Hey Yo Chico )

Stew: WELCOME EVERYONE TO REKLESS WIRING 5!! We are LIVE from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 17,000 fans PACKED to the rafters tonight to witness a classic show, and as always… both Dynasty and EAW WON’T disappoint.

HYC: I’ve been waiting for this day for WEEKS, Stew. I’ve had the date circled on my calendar all year… I can’t believe it’s finally here!

Stew: Some magnificent matches lined up for tonight, including just maybe the biggest main event in the history of EAW! And I agree Chico, we and the fans have been waiting too long, let’s not wait a moment longer!

( Camera fades to the ring announcer )

Ring Announcer: This opening contest set for one fall…. IS FOR THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP!!

( ‘Payback’ by Flaw hits as GI Styles makes his way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 202 pounds… GI STYLLLLLEEEEEEESSSSS!!

Stew: Well in a true SHOCKER, GI Styles snuck out a poll win last minute, and finds himself competing for the National Extreme Championship here at Reckless Wiring… will he be able to take advantage of the opportunity and emerge victorious?

( ‘Love Sosa’ by Chief Keef hits as Moses X makes his way to the ring, carrying the National Extreme Championship in his hands )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Washington D.C…. weighing in at 280 pounds… HE IS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!! MOSEEEESSSSSS XXXXXXX!!

HYC: Moses has held the championship since December, and he’s been criticized for not taking on any challengers… however I believe a win here tonight will shut those critics up. And I also believe that he will indeed get that win.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: There’s the bell and the match is underway… GI is at a severe height and weight disadvantage, but DON’T let that fool you, GI for his size, is VERY strong… maybe even matching the strength of the National Extreme Champion. Moses grabs GI and pulls him in, quickly applying a headlock but is quickly pushed off and sent into the ropes. GI drops his head… BUT MOSES LIFTS HIS BOOT UP AND SMACKS IT AGAINST THE CHEST OF GI STYLES!!

HYC: GI grabs his chest… and now gets taken down by a clothesline! GI makes it back to his feet… ONLY TO BE TAKEN DOWN WITH A SECOND CLOTHESLINE BY THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!! This time GI slow to his feet, he crawls over to the corner and huddles himself up as Moses makes his way over…. He goes to grab GI but he swats Moses away by throwing out his leg and catching Moses in the mid-section! GI now up to his feet charges at Moses and connects with a forearm to the face, staggering the National Extreme Champion!

Stew: GI now with a right hand, knocking Moses into the corner… GI takes a few steps back and now comes charging!… RUNNING KNEE RIGHT TO THE STOMACH!! MOSES STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER AND HITS THE MAT, GI INTO THE COVER!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!! NO!! Moses easily tosses GI off him!

HYC: The strength may be evenly matched, but that doesn’t discount the size difference Stew, and it may just be too much for GI to handle… Moses on his knees and now makes it back to his feet… but GI clobbers Moses yet again! GI comes out with a few kicks to the side of Moses, forcing him to backpedal into the corner… GI throws a kick… but it’s CAUGHT by Moses and now he pushes him back, causing GI to fall to the mat! GI quickly gets back to his feet and darts at Moses in the corner… BUT MOSES DODGES CAUSING GI TO CRASH SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE CORNER!!

Stew: GI emerges from the corner, holding his shoulder and turns around… HE EATS A BIG BOOT BY MOSES X, GI COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS AND MOSES IMMEDIATELY DROPS FOR THE COVER!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO GI GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!

HYC: Moses grabs the arm of GI and pulls him near the edge of the ring… Moses now hops over the apron and makes his way to the outside. He pulls GI Styles out of the ring and lifts him up… MOSES GRABS GI AND RAMS HIM RIGHT INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING!!… HE DOES IT A SECOND TIME… AND NOW A THIRD TIME BEFORE WHIPPING HIM INTO THE BARRICADE ADJACENT TO THE RING!! Moses picks up GI Styles and rolls him into the ring before heading to the top rope… something Moses is NOT known for!

Stew: Moses at the top, his legs wobbly, you can easily tell he’s not used to this… HE SETS HIMSELF AND DIVES OFF… CONNECTING WITH A FIST DROP!! MOSES PULLS GI BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND AGAIN HOOKS THE LEG!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO GI KICKS OUT AGAIN!!

HYC: Moses sits up and begins running his hand through his hair, perhaps some frustration starting to set in. He again pulls GI Styles to his feet… BUT GI WITH A SHOT TO THE GUT… STARTING TO GAIN SOME LIFE BACK!! Moses swings for a clothesline but he misses wildly! However GI connects flush with A SPINNING BACKFIST!! And it hangs Moses up on the top rope! GI takes a few steps back and comes running… A KNEE RIGHT TO THE BACK OF MOSES’ HEAD!!

Stew: Moses falls back and hits the mat… GI NEEDS to take advantage here… he quickly pulls Moses up… AND HE GETS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS, WOW!! A GREAT DISPLAY OF POWER SHOWN HERE BY GI STYLES!! BUT MOSES SLIDES OFF THE BACK OF GI, SPINS HIM AROUND AND LEVELS HIM WITH ANOTHER BIG BOOT!! Moses leans himself up against the ropes… a grin begins to develop… perhaps he sees the end in near!

HYC: He grabs GI and tosses him over his shoulders… MX FACTOR ON THE WAY!! MOSES DROPS HIM AND—IT’S BLOCKED!! BLOCKED BY GI STYLES WHO NOW ROLLS UP THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION, LOOKING FOR THE WIN, AND FOR THE TITLE!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO!! MOSES ESCAPES THE ROLLUP AND MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET!!

HYC: Moses quickly up to his feet before GI could go back on the offensive. He begins to circle around the ring… cautiously, perhaps he didn’t quite prepare for this match as much as he should’ve. GI tries to sweep the leg of Moses to take him off his feet but Moses catches him… AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM!! MOSES DELIVERS A HUGE SIDEWALK SLAM DELIVERED TO GI STYLES AS HE BOUNCES OFF THE RING SURFACE!! He follows that up with a stomp right to the chest of the challenger!

Stew: Moses with a second hard stomp to the chest… almost toying with him. He lifts GI up and tosses him into the turnbuckle, he throws a few right hands to the face, almost toying with him!! Moses takes a few steps back… AND NOW COMES RUNNING… A HUGE TURNBUCKLE CLOTHESLINE!! SNAPPING THE SPINE OF GI STYLES AS IT CRACKS AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!! GI COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND IN OBVIOUS PAIN AS HE HOLDS HIS LOWER BACK… and now Moses has that look in his eye!

HYC: He gets behind GI as he attempts to make it back to his feet… MOSES WINDS UP HIS ARM… GI UP AND HE TURNS AROUND!! MOSES RUSHES AT GI WITH THE BURNING ARROW… BUT NO!! GI DUCKS!! GI DUCKS UNDER THE BURNING ARROW… AND NOW FROM BEHIND HE GRABS MOSES… DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX!! IT CONNECTS!! GI CONNECTS!! AND NOW BRIDGING THE PIN, HE’S GOT IT!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!… WAIT… MOSES KICKS OUT!!… NO!! THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL!! GI GOT THE THREE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Payback’ hits as GI Styles is awarded the National Extreme Championship )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND NEW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION… GI STTTYYYYYLLLLEEEESSSS!!

Stew: And WHAT A WAY to open up Reckless Wiring as we crown a brand new National Extreme Champion!

HYC: I’m shocked Stew, I really am… I didn’t think there was a chance in hell GI would be walking out the champion, I thought this would be the night where Moses proved himself to everyone and showed that he’s ready to take that next step.

( Moses is shown arguing with the referee )

Stew: But… I don’t know Chico, but it looked to me like Moses kicked out..

(Camera cuts backstage to a smiling Max A. Million with a microphone in hand)

Max: Ladies and gentlemen, we are here at Reckless Wiring and it has already gotten off to a HUGE start as we’ve already witnessed two huge Championship contests and another one coming up as you, the fans, have voted and you have decided the fate of the contest in which my guest at this time will be competing in. Please welcome Elena “The Checkmate” Chase!

(The camera pans to the right to reveal Elena Chase fully ready in her attire for her upcoming contest)

Max: Now Elena, it’s no secret that you’ve been against the ability for the fans to vote on stipulations regarding the contests for tonight such as the one for your match in which they’ve voted as to whether or not Cleopatra will have to defend her Vixens Championship tonight, but they have in fact voted for her to put it on the line. Does that change your perspective on it?

Elena: What’s that supposed to mean? Are you implying that by rejecting this “our fate is in your hands” crock that I was just doing it to be some sort of rebel without a cause? That I was playing reverse psychology upon the EAW fans in order to garner votes? Psychology is not something that simply anyone can do. There is no such thing as psychological warfare unless the competitor using it has a vast knowledge of its capabilities and more than enough experience to pull it off and though I may be a person who can pull it off, I am not one to stoop to such cheap tactics. Cheap tactics that my opponent in Cleopatra has based her entire career off of as she just barely clings to her life support in her adorable and pathetic Project E.G.O stable. I’m not even going to give her the credit so many think she deserves and call it some sort of “tactician” for her efforts just because she can play a few games that even children can master. To answer your question, Max, no. My perspective has not changed on the way this event is handled by any stretch of the imagination. It’s risky, dangerous, and a slap to the face of the entire Vixens division. The Vixens Championship should have been placed on the line the very moment this match came true, because I have been a force to be reckoned with and that is something that nobody can deny. Man.. Woman.. I don’t care what gender you are. You’re just competition to me and that is something I myself have made a living out of “edging” out. However, I’m not one to group myself in with a bunch of morons and degenerates like my opponent tonight in Cleopatra. I’m not one to group myself with fools and then roam around mobbing people with no real leader taking the helm of the alliance. That’s the problem with this lackluster democracy and that’s the problem with Cleopatra and her allies; either a leader with the skills to lead others to victory or anarchy reigns. Simple as that.

Max: That’s… That’s quite a mouthful. Anything else you’d like to add?

(A smug smile appears across the face of Elena)

Elena: I think I do… I’ve got some final words for this longest reigning Vixens Champion of our’s. This pathetic woman that clings to overused and underthought tactics. Tonight, Cleopatra, I show you the difference between tactics and strategy and I do it in a way you and your comrades should have been taught a long time ago.. By making an example out of you. Checkmate.

(Elena Chase walks off as Max A. Million looks on)

(Camera cuts back to the ring as several Glass Tables are seen laid out around the ring or set up down the ramp)

Announcer: The following tag team contest is a GLASS TABLES MATCH!!…. AND IT IS FOR THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!….

(“God’s Gift” by J. Cole plays all throughout the arena as the team of Pyrite and Diamond Cage arrogantly make their way out to the stage; both wielding steel baseball bats)

Announcer: First, making their way to the ring!… The challengers!…. Weighing in at a combined weight of–

Stew: HOLD THE PHONE–SUICIDAL ADRENALINE IS OUT HERE AS THEY CATCH CAGE AND PYRITE FROM BEHIND!! ALL FOUR MEN HAVE ERUPTED INTO A BRAWL ATOP THE STAGE!! NONE of these men are wasting absolutely ANY time here tonight as the reigning Tag Team Champions have fallen victim to CONSTANT attacks similar to this at the hands of the two challengers and as a result we’ve gotten a very personal ongoing feud here between these two teams as fists are sent flying all over the damn place! Pyrite and Cage have unintentionally dropped their bats after the unsuspecting attack from the Tag Team Champions as it seems this contest is evened up now! Suicidal VIP and Pyrite are now going at it over by the barricade on the side of the ramp as Zack Crash and Diamond Cage are brawling at the top of the stage!

HYC: None of these men are taking what is surely to be a brutal contest lightly here tonight at Reckless Wiring in Philadelphia; the HOME of Extreme and they’re paying homage here in spades as Zack Crash DRIVES Cage’s skull right into the bottom of the titantron!! VIP is just LAYING into a now defenseless Pyrite with just unrelenting shots over and over into his skull! Pyrite could be on the verge of being the first man to shed blood in this contest, but he will most definitely NOT be the last! Pyrite quickly catches VIP off-guard and DRIVES him head-first into the steel barricade!! You can now see the blood trickling from the forehead of Suicidal VIP! He’s busted open! Meanwhile, on the stage, Cage has his opponent in his grasp now after taking control in the brawl between he and Zack as he edges himself and Zack towards the edge of the stage! Cage locks the waist of Zack! No!

Stew: Zack quickly breaks through Cage’s grip and reverses into a waist lock of his own on his opponent from behind! Zack is now just driving several clubbing forearms to the spine and back of the head of Diamond Cage! Zack’s setting him up! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX OFF THE STAGE!!! NO! Cage rolls off the back of Zack and onto his feet JUST on the edge of the stage!! Zack’s looking to finish the job as he lays into Cage with a couple unforgiving elbows! Cage drops off the stage and onto the concrete below! CAGE PULLS ZACK’S FEET OUT FROM UNDER HIM, CAUSING HIM TO FACEPLANT WITH GREAT FORCE ONTO THE STAGE!!

HYC: Cage slides the possibly unconscious Zack Crash off of the stage… And now Cage with an Irish whip! ZACK IS SENT SPINE-FIRST INTO THE STEEL BARRICADE OVER BY THE SIDE OF THE STAGE!! Zack falls to his knees, cringing in pain! Pyrite now could be looking to end this as a he takes advantage of a bloodied Suicidal VIP as both men are now back on the ramp with those couple already set up Glass Tables in tow.. Pyrite DRIVES VIP into the surface of the nearest glass table! Those tables are harder to bust than ordinary wooden tables as all it does is leaves a bloody stain where VIP’s skull collided with it! Those glass tables are very thick, so it’s going to take some real force to send your opponent through them and I think Pyrite realizes that now as he.. HE PULLS VIP IN!! PYRITE PICKS VIP UP!! THIS IS BAD! THIS IS VERY VERY BAD!! NO! VIP IS FIGHTING IT! VIP IS FIGHTING BACK NOW!

Stew: VIP IS SENDING SHOT AFTER SHOT INTO THE SKULL OF PYRITE, DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM BEING SENT THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!! VIP REVERSES INTO A HURRICANRANA!! Pyrite is sent COLLIDING spine-to-glass with the edge of the second already set-up Glass table on the ramp! What a series of close calls! VIP’s now struggling to get back to a vertical base here… He’s up! DIAMOND CAGE DRIVES VIP INTO THE EDGE OF THAT SECOND GLASS TABLE!! VIP is down and out just as Zack Crash is over by the side of the stage as Cage and Pyrite are in position to take full advantage… Pyrite is definitely still feeling the after-effects of that hurricanrana, but Cage couldn’t seemingly care less as he orders Pyrite to navigate that second Glass Table over towards the ring while it seems he’s going to go to work on VIP.. Cage now.. He sends VIP straight into the edge of the ring apron with a merciless Irish whip!

HYC: You can just see the pain VIP is going through as blood continues to stream down his face as his spine meets that unforgiving apron! Cage pulls VIP back to his feet now.. As Pyrite complies with Cage’s wishes and drags that Glass Table next to the ring apron! CAGE SENDS VIP INTO THE STEEL STEPS! NO–REVERSED! CAGE IS SENT CRASHING INTO THOSE STEPS WITH GREAT FORCE!! Zack Crash is back in this now as he limps towards the fight.. Pyrite grabs a hold of VIP! Zack with a shot to the back of Pyrite! Pyrite is downed as Cage seems to be fighting back against VIP! Zack DRIVES Cage into the nearest ring post! Crash could be looking to go for something big now as he climbs up to the ring apron.. Pyrite with a forearm to the gut of Zack! Pyrite climbs up to the apron to continue his attack.. VIP FROM BEHIND! VIP LOOKING FOR A POWERBOMB THROUGH THAT SET UP GLASS TABLE ON PYRITE!! PYRITE’S CLINCHING THE ROPES FOR DEAR LIFE!! HE’S NOT LETTING GO!!

Stew: ZACK CRASH FORCES PYRITE TO LOSE HIS GRIP ON THE TOP ROPE!! PYRITE I SENT THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE WITH INCREDIBLE FORCE AT THE HANDS OF VIP!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!! PYRITE IS LEFT IN A HEAP OF SHATTERED GLASS!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

HYC: Wait… Did the match even BEGIN?! DIAMOND CAGE IS IN THE RING WITH A GLASS TABLE IN HAND! HE DRIVES THE EDGE INTO THE BODY OF ZACK CRASH!! The Referee is informing Suicidal VIP that this match had NOT yet begun as neither team had entered the ring! It seems as though it’s no underway as Cage sets up that glass table as Zack Crash writhes in pain on the mat here on the outside… VIP climbs up to the apron! Climbing up to the top turnbuckle! VIP’S LOOKING TO FLY!! NO! CAGE HAS IT SCOUTED AS HE NAILS VIP WITH A CLOSED-FIST SHOT TO THE TEMPLE! CAGE PICKS UP VIP OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND NAVIGATES HIM TOWARDS THE TABLE IN THE RING!! VIP IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT!! DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER!!!! THE DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER CONNECTS THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“God’s Gift” by J. Cole plays all throughout the arena as a shocked and hurt Zack Crash slides back in the ring; too late to save his partner as Diamond Cage is handed both Unified Tag Team Championships)

Announcer: The Winners of this match and NNNNNNEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!….. PYRITE AND DIAMOND CAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!….

Stew: AND WE’VE GOT NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS HERE AT RECKLESS WIRING!! Diamond Cage and Pyrite knock off Suicidal Adrenaline, the longest reigning Tag Team Champions in history!

HYC: VIP and Crash have had a great reign, no doubt… but now it’s time to usher in new champs… and let me tell you, these two, Cage and Pyrite are going to be a force to be reckoned with in the tag team division!

(Camera cuts backstage to a livid Moses X as he exits the Trainer’s Room and begins storming his way through the backstage area)

Moses: Where is he?! Where is he?!

(Moses X stops a passing backstage worker)

Moses: Where the hell is GI Styles?

Worker: I… Uh, GI Styles?

Moses: WHERE IS GI STYLES?!

(The backstage worker’s expression turns to a fearful one as he attempts to back up only for Moses to grab him by the shoulders)

Moses: I did not lose my National Extreme Championship! Do you understand?! It was supposed to be Hass Johnson or Alex Anderson! I was supposed to face either of those idiots and he.. He CHEATED to win that poll! He CHEATED to STEAL my National Extreme Championship! I KICKED OUT!! This entire event has been one massive conspiracy to screw me out of MY National Extreme Championship and it has been the very moment I was forced into this bullshit situation in which these idiots got to vote for somebody to face me and giving me only THREE days to prepare! GI Styles is a nobody to this company, do you understand that?! He’s a NOBODY! Now where is he?!

Worker: I… Please, I’m sorry, there’s nothing I can do! I don’t know where he is?

Moses: Is that right? Then where is Masters? Tell me where the Hell that hasbeen is!

Worker: I just started here, I have no idea!

Moses: Well aren’t you just USELESS!

(Moses X throws the worker into the nearest cement wall)

Moses: You’re USELESS!

(Moses continues on his path of destruction as he knocks over a couple catering tables and pushes a few other workers out of his way)

( Camera fades to ringside as the Vixens Championship Logo flashes across the screen )

Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP!!

( ‘Cell Theme’ by Bruce Faulconer hits as Elena Chase makes her way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Berlin, Germany… ELEEEEENNNNAAAA CHHHHAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!

Stew: This bright young vixen has the opportunity of a lifetime tonight as she takes on Cleopatra for the Vixens Championship… she’s been quite impressive in her short time with EAW, but can she win the big one tonight?

( ‘So Hard’ by Rihanna hits as Cleopatra makes her way to the ring with the Vixens Championship around her waist )

Ring Announcer: And her opponent… from Montreal, Quebec, Canada… SHE IS THE E.G.O. VIXENS CHAMPION!!… CLEEEEOOOOOPAAATTTRRAAA!!

HYC: Not if Cleo has anything to say about it, Stew. She’s already bitter at the fact she has to defend her championship here tonight, and I think because of that anger and bitterness it’s going to cause her to kick it up a notch and reach a level we have yet to see… and if that happens… Elena BETTER watch out.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: Cleo quickly rushes at Elena, starting the match forceful as she attacks her and forces her back into the ropes! She lands a few clubbing blows across the top of the head before whipping her into the ropes… Elena comes rebounding back but Cleo knocks her off her feet with a shoulder block! Elena quickly rolls over to the edge of the ring and uses the ropes to pull herself up… BUT HERE COMES CLEO CHARGING AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! THE CLOTHESLINE FLIPS BOTH ELENA AND CLEO OVER THE ROPES AND THEY BOTH LAND HARD ON THE OUTSIDE!!

HYC: Cleo gets to her feet and pulls Elena back up to her feet… AND SHE WHIPS HER RIGHT INTO THE CORNER RINGPOST!! Elena hits spine first… she grabs her back as she walks forward, away from the ringpost… BUT CLEO AGAIN PUSHES ELENA BACK INTO THE RINGPOST!! Elena winces as Cleo grabs her and rolls her into the ring before rolling herself back in… Elena on her knees trying to make it back to her feet… BUT CLEO LAYS HER OUT WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! ELENA FALLS TO THE MAT, THE VIXENS CHAMPION IS DOMINATING RIGHT HERE!!

Stew: I’m afraid you might be right, Chico! Since the onset of this match, Elena Chase hasn’t gotten one bit of offense in, it’s been all Cleopatra to this point! She pulls Elena to her feet… but Elena with a shot to the head breaking it! Cleo however comes back with her own right hand, bringing Elena back down to her knees. She pulls Elena up and hooks for a suplex! BUT ELENA IS TRYING TO BLOCK IT!! ELENA NOT LETTING CLEO LIFT HER UP!! INSTEAD ELENA CONNECTS WITH A SUPLEX OF HER OWN!! DROPPING THE VIXENS CHAMPION, SHOWING SOME LIFE HERE!!

HYC: This is the opening that Elena needs if she wants to weave her way back into this match! She mounts on top of the Vixens Champion and throws a few right forearms before grabbing the arm and applying an armbar! Elena with the armbar applied here… perhaps trying to make the Vixens Champion tap out here! Cleo however not that far away from the ropes is easily able to reach them! She tries to roll her way out of the ring but Elena catches her and pulls her into the center of the ring and drops an elbow into the mid-section!

Stew: Elena grabs the arm again… LOOKING TO APPLY THE ARMBAR FOR A SECOND TIME, AND THIS TIME AROUND, THEY ARE NOWHERE NEAR THE ROPES!! BUT CLEO QUICKLY ROLLS ONTO HER STOMACH AND BREAKS THE HOLD!! She gets up… Elena extends her knee for a kick but Cleo catches it and now sweeps the leg, taking Elena down! Elena lands hard, hitting her head first against the canvas but the German Military trained Vixen makes it back to her feet rather quickly… CLEO SPINS HER AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A TOE KICK… AND OH MAN!! SUNSET FLIP!! CLEO WITH THE SUNSET FLIP AND NOW THE PIN!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO THE CHALLENGER KICKS OUT!!

HYC: Cleo does a backward somersault to get untangled from Elena before popping up to her feet… She grabs the challenger by the hair and pulls her up… she goes for a clothesline… BUT MISSES WILDLY AND HER MOMENTUM TAKES HER INTO THE CORNER… AND NOW ELENA WITH A SUDDEN BURST OF ENERGY BEGINS POUNDING INTO THE VIXENS CHAMPION!! ELENA GETTING HER SECOND WIN HERE!! SHE GRABS CLEO AND WHIPS HER INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE SHE COMES CHARGING… BODY SPLASH!! BODY SPLASH TO CLEO IN THE CORNER!! ELENA TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK… AND NOW CONNECTS WITH A SECOND BODY SPLASH!!

Stew: The Vixens Champion suddenly finds herself in a world of trouble as she comes stumbling out of the corner… BUT ELENA CATCHES HER AND SLAMS HER INTO THE MAT WITH A LEAPING REVERSE STO!! ELENA SHOOTS THE HALF AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS, LOOKING FOR THE VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP HERE AT RECKLESS WIRING!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… AND NO!! CLEO GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!

HYC: Elena up, the Vixens Champion follows… Elena with a swift knee to the mid-section… AND NOW CONNECTS WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! CLEO THROWN ALMOST HALF WAY ACROSS THE RING!! Cleo quickly back to her feet… using the ropes, she turns back around… DROPKICK!! DROPKICK BY ELENA CHASE, RIGHT TO THE HEAD!! CLEO AGAIN DOWN!! Elena contemplates going for the pin… BUT INSTEAD HEADS OUT ONTO THE APRON AND BEGINS CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLE!!… CLEOPATRA DOWN BUT STARTING TO STIR!! ELENA MAKES IT TO THE TOP AND SETS HERSELF JUST AS CLEO GETS BACK TO HER FEET!!… ELENA LEAPS OFF!!

Stew: AND SHE CONNECTS WITH THE CROSSBODY!! CROSSBODY ONTO TH—WAIT NO!! CLEO!! CLEO ROLLED THROUGH!! CLEO ROLLED THROUGH THE CROSSBODY AND HAS THE PIN, DOES SHE HAVE HER HERE?!?!

ONEEE!!.. TWOOO!!… THR—NO ELENA WITH THE SHOULDER UP RIGHT BEFORE THE THREE!!

HYC: OH BUT LOOK AT CLEO!! LOOK AT CLEO!! SHE APPLIES THE CLEO LOCK!! CLEO LOCK APPLIED ON THE CHALLENGER ELENA CHASE WHO FINDS HERSELF IN A DESPERATE SITUATION HERE!! ELENA CHASE FINDS HERSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE… NO ROPE TO AID HER, NO OBJECT TO HELP HER BREAK THE HOLD… AND CLEO REARS BACK… TRYING TO GET ELENA TO SUBMIT… BUT SHE WON’T!! CLEO NOW DROPS TO HER BACK, KEEPING THE HOLD APPLIED, ADDING MORE PRESSURE TO THIS ALREADY DEVASTATING SUBMISSION, BUT ELENA STILL REFUSING TO GIVE IN!!

Stew: CLEO SCREAMING, SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS, TELLING ELENA TO TAP OUT, BUT SHE’S HANGING ON!! ELENA’S FACE TURNING RED… SHE TRIES REACHING THE ROPES… BUT THEY’RE JUST TOO FAR!! SHE CAN’T REACH THEM!! THEY’RE AT LEAST ANOTHER ARM’S LENGTH AWAY!! ELENA’S FACE NOW TURNING ALMOST PURPLE… CLEO REARS BACK EVEN MORE… AND NOW ELENA STOPS STRUGGLING AS IF THE LIFE HAS BEEN SUCKED OUT OF HER!! CLEO KEEPS REARING BACK AND THERE’S NO RESPONSE FROM ELENA!! THE REFEREE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO RING THE BELL!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘So Hard’ hits as Cleopatra celebrates with the Vixens Championship )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL VIXENS CHAMPION!!… CLEOOOOOPPPATTTRRRAAAA!!

Stew: And Cleopatra retains the Vixens Championship after one wail of a match with Elena Chase who might I add folks, DID NOT tap out tonight, she refused to give up… she passed out and the referee had to call for the bell.

HYC: Elena showed a ton of heart out here tonight, don’t think that won’t go unnoticed, this won’t be the last time we see her competing for the Vixens Championship… I guarantee you that much.

(Camera cuts backstage to Clyde standing with a microphone in his hand)

Clyde: Evenin’ ladies and gents, it’s ya boy Clyde here and the night has been a helluva an event so far and it’ll only get that much better when my boy, Brian Daniels, beats that Tyler Parker ass and–

(The index finger of Brian Daniels hovers over Clyde’s mouth as Daniels steps into view of the camera)

Brian: I already know what you’re gonna say, Clyde, and you’re absolutely right. No doubt about it; I’m going to beat Tyler Parker’s ass despite of all that we’ve been through over the years, because none of that matters anymore, right? The only thing that matters now is the beautiful prize known as the E-A-W New Breed Championship and the satisfaction of sending the loser to the bottom of the list in the 2013 Grand Rampage match.

(Clyde chuckles and cracks a smile as he hands Daniels the microphone)

Clyde: Preach it, mayne, preach it.

Brian: I think I’ll do just that, because you see, from the very moment I stepped back into the company with the goal in mind of cleaning the slate and finishing the legacy that I have been in the process of building for over three years… From that very moment, I was blocked by an envious, sad, pathetic little man known as Tyler Parker. Now I’m glad he’s told the World of the trials and tribulations I’ve gone through, but to stereotype me and tell everyone in the arena and the millions watching at home that Brian Daniels is good for nothing but dropping the ball he’s given and going home.. I’m afraid I’ll have to put an end to that urban legend of his and that starts tonight, because if we want to talk about “facts” that we’ve come up with to sling mud at each other then I could go as far as to say that Tyler Parker is nothing but a consistent failure for what, five or six years now and still going? I could say Tyler Parker doesn’t know when to shut his mouth and that’s exactly what kept his name on the “prohibited” list in EAW for a good, long time. I COULD say Tyler Parker has no business talking about expired chances in this company when he wrote the damn book on that. I–

(The sound of clapping can be heard from a short distance as an interrupted Brian Daniels and Clyde turn to Liam Catterson sarcastically clapping with a grin of arrogance on his face)

Daniels: Is there a problem?

(Liam swipes the microphone from Daniels’ hand)

Liam: Oh yeah, I’ve definitely got a problem. Who in the Hell thought it was a good idea to waste what precious time we have at Dynasty’s BIGGEST exclusive event of the year on someone who can’t even stick around for more than two months without getting himself fired or quitting? Clyde, you should be conducting this interview with someone who has been on top of this brand and the true face of this company since day one. You should be conducting this interview with someone who doesn’t have “indefinite hiatus” even in his vocabulary, because you should be conducting this interview with ME, the reigning 2013 King of EXTREME and the man that is going to put that joke of a briefcase-holder in Eddie Mack out of his misery.

(Brian Daniels swipes the microphone back)

Brian: I’m sorry, but… Who the Hell are you?

(Liam Catterson chuckles before swiping the microphone back)

Liam: Have you already forgotten? I’m the guy who BEAT you on the last Dynasty, so I’d be careful with what you say. You’re looking at the future greatest World Champion this company has ever witnessed, after all.

(Liam and Brian struggle for the microphone)

Brian: Is that right?

Liam: That’s right.

Brian: Yeah?

Liam: Yeah.

Brian: YEAH?

Clyde: YES!

Liam and Brian: SHUT UP!

(Brian takes back control of the microphone as he swipes it back from Liam’s grip)

Brian: You know what? Great, more power to ya. Go on believing that while I go on to win tonight and still enter the 2013 Grand Rampage and after I win that too I’d LIKE to say I’ll beat your ass for whatever World Championship you have in mind… But let’s face it, after what Eddie Mack does to you tonight, you won’t make it that far, regardless of your cute little crown.

(Brian Daniels shoves the microphone into the chest of an angered Liam Catterson and walks away)

( Defiance teaser plays )

(Video package plays; highlighting Brian Daniels and Tyler Parker’s simultaneous returns to EAW and rivalry)

(Camera cuts back to the arena as “A Cut Above” by Avery Watts plays all throughout the arena as a confident Brian Daniels makes his way out to the stage)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall!…. It is for the vacant NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!… And the loser will be given the Number One spot in the 2013 Grand Rampage match!!…. First, making his way to the ring…. From New York City, New York!…. Weighing in at 223 pounds!…. BRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAANNNNNN DANIELS!!!….

Stew: This will definitely be a unique contest as we’ll FINALLY get to see these two young men go at it and with a whole lot on the line that’s more than we bargained for as the winner will go on to reign as the new New Breed Champion whilst the loser is forced to take the dreaded number 1 spot in the Grand Rampage contest. However, Brian Daniels is looking as confident as ever and he seems just as intent as his opponent on coming out victorious in this.

(“Revival” by Orgy plays all throughout the arena as a Tyler Parker makes his way out to the stage with a smug smile upon his face and an official “Depravity” t-shirt on)

Announcer: And his opponent!…. Now making his way to the ring…. From Syracuse, New York!…. Weighing in at 223 pounds!…. TTTTYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEERRRRR PARKER!!!….

HYC: Well Brian Daniels is a great athlete, no doubt about that, but MY money is on this man right here in Tyler Parker. He took an unsuspecting hiatus while he was on a roll with his partner, Charles, as a GREAT tag team in Synergy and he could be looking for some sort of redemption tonight in singles competition as he looks to silence his rival right here in Philadelphia!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: This match is underway as both of these young men almost immediately circle the ring as both look for the other to make the first move.. They may be competing for the New Breed Championship, but Tyler Parker and Brian Daniels are seasoned pros and they’re showing off some great technique here as they size one another up. Both men cautiously making their way towards one another in the middle of the ring.. And there’s the lock up! It’s quickly become a struggle for power now as they’ve locked up and… Daniels is the first to take advantage as he catches the left arm of Tyler Parkers and weaves under to wrench it! Tyler’s quick to counter it into an armdrag! Daniels quickly gets back to his feet and charges back! Tyler catches Brian with a kick straight to the solar plexus and immediately looks to take control himself now as he grabs a hold of Brian’s right hand.. Greco-roman knuckle lock in on Daniels! You can see the pain on Daniels’ face as he’s sent reeling into the ropes, but Tyler isn’t letting up as he applies more and more pressure!

HYC: Daniels seizes the moment as he uses his free arm to connect with an elbow into the wrist of Parker! Daniels immediately follows up with a hip toss as he sends Tyler completely over the ropes and to the outside!! What a combination from the former Unified Tag Team Champion! Tyler’s spine just NAILED that canvas on the way down and that may very well dictate the rest of this contest for him, because that right there could have very well resulted in a serious injury! Tyler struggles back to a vertical base here on the outside as he uses the apron to pull himself back up.. Daniels rushes in! Baseball slide connects into Tyler Parker! Tyler’s sent slamming spine-first into the Spanish announce table as Daniels gets back to his feet, looking to go for something even bigger possibly! Daniels coming off of the ropes! SUICIDE DIVE!! TYLER SIDESTEPS IT!! DANIELS CRASHES AND BURNS INTO THE FRONT OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! Both of these athletes may be in the same position right about now as you could vividly see Brian’s spine bounce RIGHT off the edge of the table!

(Replay of Tyler Parker sidestepping the suicide dive from Brian Daniels is shown)

Stew: Well despite the damage both men have taken to the spine thus far in this contest, Tyler Parker sees his golden opportunity and he’s planning on capitalizing as he pulls a visibly hurt Brian Daniels back to his feet…Grabbing Daniels by the back of his head! Tyler DRIVES Daniels backwards right back into the edge of the Spanish announce table as his possibly already injured back bounces right off of it! Daniels cringes in pain as he drops to his knees here on the outside.. Tyler’s got a grin upon his face and you can easily tell why; he’s got complete control over this contest and his rival right here and now as he.. Tyler sends a powerful kick across the chest of Daniels! A loud “thud” can be heard as Tyler follows up with a second sickening kick to the sternum of Brian Daniels! Tyler’s got a devious smile upon his face as he’s verbally taunting his opponent; humiliating Brian with Brian’s own traditional series of kicks! Tyler Parker finishes up the attack with an onslaught of several more kicks straight into the unguarded chest of Brian! Not letting up! Not relenting! Daniels is in trouble!!

HYC: Tyler could be looking for one more thunderous kick! No! Tyler switches strategies as he drags the damaged Brian Daniels back to his feet.. Tyler picking him up.. DRIVES BRIAN INTO THE NEAREST RINGPOST!! You can just read the pain shooting through the body of Brian Daniels from those expressions of agony upon his face as he stumbles forward; his spine definitely taking the most damage here as Tyler finishes off the attack with a devastating KNEE to the bread basket of Daniels out of nowhere! Brian is dropped to his knees once again at the hands of his rival, but that’s not going to last long as Tyler pulls him back up.. Sending Daniels rolling back into the ring.. Tyler slides in! TYLER COVERS DANIELS FOR THE PIN! THIS COULD BE IT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……

Stew: FOOT ON THE ROPES! Brian Daniels manages to prevail through the cover with his left foot hanging upon the bottom rope as the Referee takes notice and informs a surprised Tyler Parker that this contest is still going! Parker replies by stomping into the foot of Brian Daniels placed upon the bottom rope! Daniels writhes in pain on the canvas, but Tyler’s looking for something as he drags the damaged Daniels into the middle of the ring now.. TYLER GOES DOWN AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF BRIAN THIS TIME FOR THE PIN!! HE COULD HAVE IT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!

HYC: Brian Daniels powers out of it! Daniels is NOT giving up! Not yet! In fact, I think Brian may very well have gotten out of the pinning attempt quicker this time as he could very well be building up some sort of momentum for himself in this contest and that is something Tyler Parker is DEFINITELY going to want to put a stop to! Parker is back on the offensive now as he rushes to pull a battered Brian Daniels slowly back to a vertical base here in the middle of the ring as he.. DANIELS SPRINGS UP AS HE DRIVES BOTH MEN INTO THE CORNER! Daniels swings with a buzzaw-like kick to the chest of Tyler Parker! Tyler’s looking to stop the attack as he swings with a right hook! Daniels has it scouted as he ducks the hook as both men trade places! Tyler swings around JUST as he’s met with a second UNFORGIVING kick to the sternum!! Daniels is looking to make a big comeback here as he grabs a hold of Tyler and switches places with him; effectively trapping his opponent in the corner of the ring! There’s a third kick to the chest! A fourth! A FIFTH! A SIXTH!! SEVENTH!!

Stew: TYLER PARKER’S NOT LETTING IT HAPPEN AS HE QUICKLY RISES TO HIS FEET AND SENDS DANIELS INTO THE RINGPOST!! Tyler seems to have desperately attempted to keep this contest in his favor and he MAY have just succeeded! Daniels collided HARD with that ringpost and may have suffered an injured shoulder blade because of it! Tyler’s looking to follow up here as he drags Tyler out of the corner… HE’S SETTING HIM UP!! ACROSS THE PARK!!!! THE ACROSS THE PARK CONNECTS!!!! TYLER PARKER DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS A LEG OF DANIELS FOR THE COVER!! NEW NEW BREED CHAMPION!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HYC: NO! DANIELS ONCE AGAIN WITH A FOOT ON THE ROPES!! Tyler Parker celebrates just a moment too soon as he’s informed of the rope break! He’s LIVID! Tyler pushes the Referee out of his way and shows a much more aggressive side as he grabs a hold of Daniels… Pulling him back to his feet.. TYLER PULLS DANIELS IN!! PICKING HIM UP!! DEPRAVITY!!!! NO–DANIELS SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT, ALLOWING HIMSELF TO DROP BACK TO HIS FEET!! SNAKE EYES!!! Tyler Parker collides with the top of the ringpost with a DEVASTATING snake eyes from Brian Daniels!! A dazed Tyler slides off.. CAUSTIC ECHO!!!! THE CAUSTIC ECHO TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL OF TYLER PARKER AS HE STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER!! Tyler turns around with a glazed over look in his eyes! HE SWINGS FOR DANIELS! CAUSTIC ECHO!!!! A SECOND CAUSTIC ECHO CONNECTS AS TYLER DROPS TO THE CANVAS!! DANIELS MAKES THE COVER, HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!…… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“A Cut Above” by Avery Watts plays all throughout the arena as Brian Daniels is handed the New Breed Championship from the Referee as he looks at it with pride)

Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall AND NNNNEEEEEWWWWWWWW NEW BREED CHAMPION!!….. BRIAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN DANIELS!!!!….

Stew: BRIAN DANIELS WINS!! Brian Daniels has won the vacant New Breed Championship, congratulations to him!

HYC: And that means… Tyler Parker will be entering The Grand Rampage at _#1… he can’t be too happy about that!

(Camera cuts backstage to a smiling Flashback dressed in a suit and a microphone in hand)

Flashback: What a show it’s been so far here at Reckless Wiring and it’s only going to get bigger, because my guest is the man who plays a major factor in one of the contests tonight. He is a 2010 EAW Hall of Famer, a two-time World Champion, a former multi-time Hardcore Champion, former Unified Tag Team Champion! The main event! The curtain jerker! The intermission! The Golden Boy! The Bronzed Man! One of the forty people that call themselves the Greatest of All Times!

HBB: Please… Shut up.

(Camera pans to the right to reveal the Heart Break Boy; dressed in his ring attire as he looks on at Flashback)

HBB: There’s no reason for this little interview to be taking place, because ya see it’s pretty obvious what you’re going to do here. You’re gonna do your cute little schtick that you’ve done in EAW for the past who the Hell knows or cares how long and you’re going to turn this entire time into one big punchline. How about you get straight to the part where you actually DO your job and ask me the question everyone else has asked me since the very moment I stepped up to once AGAIN end the multiple personality disordered schizophrenic that everyone ignores called Mr. DEDEDE or Methuselah or whatever it is he wants to call himself. Ask me “What makes you think you can defeat Methuselah tonight?” and I’ll tell you the EXACT same thing I’ve told everyone else and that is that you are asking the wrong question to the WRONG man. You should be conducting this joke of an interview with Methuselah and you should be asking him “What makes you think you can defeat the Heart Break Boy tonight?” because that is the REAL million dollar question. I’d almost love to hear his answer to that question, but it’s already written on the wall in front of us. He’s going to do what Methuselah does and he’s going to hide between his walls of this World he lives in and he’s going to deny the fact that it was HIM laying on the ground and pinned one, two, three in that very SAME ring only two years ago. It’s a crying shame just how delusional people are when they come back for the fifteenth time and proclaim they’re some changed man and some sort of force to be reckoned with and then have the gall to challenge ME! To challenge Project E.G.O! Methuselah may have very well convinced so many that he has changed into a “monster”, but he’ll NEVER convince himself and that is something I’m going to remind him of. I’m going to remind him of that no matter how good he thinks he is, he will NEVER be as good as the Heart Break Boy! Anything he can do I can do better! I–

Voice: Anything?

(The Heart Break Boy turns around to former EAW Vixen Skyler holding a game of Dance Dance Revolution in her hands)

Skyler: C’mon, let’s see you prove it!

HBB: (no)

(The Heart Break Boy walks away as Skyler frowns)

Flashback: You know, I’m not very good at Dance Dance Revolution, but… I play a mean game of Twister. (smirk2)

Skyler (cautiously stepping back): That’s alright.. I don’t think I want to play anymore.

(Skyler walks off as a saddened Flashback looks on)

( Camera fades into the ring, ominous music begins to play as the Barbed Wire Steel Cage is lowered )

Ring Announcer: The following is a… BARBED WIRE STEEL CAGE MATCH!!

( ‘Wrong’ by Depeche Mode hits as King Catterson makes his way to the ring with the King of Extreme crown on his head )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from United Kingdom, Shildon… weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS THE 2013 KING OF EXTREME!!… KINGGGGGG CAAATTTTERRRRRRSSSOOOONNN!!

Stew: He’s cocky, he’s brash, he’s outspoken… but he’s one of the most talented men in EAW, and that crown on his head proves it! He feels that he’s levels ahead of the man he’s facing tonight… but there’s only one way to truly know, and we’re about to find out!

( ‘Prize Fighter’ by Grieves hits as Eddie Mack makes his way to the ring carrying the Cash in the Vault briefcase )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Melbourne, Australia… weighing in at 238 pounds… HE IS THE 2013 CASH IN THE VAULT WINNER!!… EDDDDIEEEEEEEE MAAACCCCKKKKK!!

HYC: Both of these men are ensured World Championship matches in the future, and you don’t get to the point they’re at without being talented. I think Liam is out of line by saying he’s levels ahead of Eddie… could he be better? Well Stew like you said, that’s what we’re going to find out right now!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: The bell rings and we’re off! And folks, this is a new style of the Barbed Wire Steel Cage, generally only the top of the cage is wired, but with this type of cage… the barbed wire is woven all throughout the cage… in hindsight, you want to stay in the center of the ring as much as you can! But we all know that contact with the cage is basically inevitable. Eddie attempts to lock up with Catterson but Catterson has other ideas as he starts the match off with a kick to the mid-section. He now straightens Eddie out with a chop to the chest!

HYC: Catterson with another chop to the chest, sending a loud smacking sign through the arena… Catterson tries for a third but this one Eddie ducks under! And he sends a right hand to the head of Catterson… and now a second! Catterson trying to avoid Eddie here, but in the cage there’s limited space! Eddie throws another right hand but Catterson dodges it and now puts his own hands up… EDDIE GOES FOR ANOTHER RIGHT HAND BUT LIAM AGAIN DODGES AND NOW HE TACKLES EDDIE DOWN, HE BEGINS THROWING HIS OWN RIGHT HANDS AT EDDIE!! RIGHTS AND LEFTS TO THE HEAD!!

Stew: That’s just one of the things that makes Liam so dangerous, his ability to pick his spot… he saw an opening and took full advantage of it, that’s a major reason as to why he’s the King of Extreme right now! He eases up on the punches and gets of Eddie… allowing him some breathing room… Eddie gets to his feet… ONLY TO BE MET WITH YET ANOTHER RIGHT HAND FROM KING CATTERSON!! This one doesn’t knock him down, only staggers him… LIAM COMES CHARGING WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT EDDIE SIDESTEPS… GRABS LIAM AND THROWS HIM INTO THE BARBED WIRE CAGE… OH MY!!

HYC: LIAM HITS THAT CAGE AND COMES OUT, HOLDING HIS RIGHT ARM… BLOOD BEGINNING TO DRIP FROM THE ARM HERE AS EDDIE GRABS THE INJURED ARM AND TWISTS IT AROUND THE BODY OF LIAM!! AND NOW EDDIE LOOKS TO PUSH LIAM INTO THE CAGE… BUT LIAM WITH HIS FREE ARM ELBOWS EDDIE IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD… GETTING HIM TO RELEASE THE ARM!! AND NOW LIAM FROM BEHIND FORCES EDDIE INTO THE CANVAS WITH A REVERSE BULLDOG!! HE ROLLS EDDIE OVER AND GOES FOR THE PIN!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO EDDIE WITH THE KICKOUT!!

Stew: With that pinfall, it’s crucial we inform you about the ways you can win the match. You can win by one of four ways, pinfall, submission, climbing the cage… though with the barbed wire I can’t imagine you wanting to. The fourth way is to escape the door… which Liam might be going for here as he motions towards the referee! THE REFEREE UNLOCKS THE DOOR AND OPENS IT… BUT EDDIE TO HIS FEET KNOCKS LIAM OFF HIS BEFORE HE COULD REACH THE DOOR AND THE REFEREE CLOSES IT AND LOCKS IT BACK UP!!

HYC: Eddie pulls Liam into the center of the ring… and drops an elbow across the arm that went into the steel cage! And it seems like Eddie’s agenda is clear… he’s going to target the right arm of Liam… and if Eddie can immobilize that arm, that would be HUGE because that would take both the Cutterson and the Catterson Impact out of Liam’s arsenal! Eddie now holds Liam’s arms in place… HE THRUSTS BOTH KNEES UP INTO THE AIR AND DRIVES THEM BACK DOWN INTO THE ARM OF LIAM AS THE KING OF EXTREME LETS OUT A BIG SCREAM!!

Stew: Eddie again grabs Liam’s arm, but Liam swings around his other arm catching Eddie in the temple… Liam now gets to his feet, Eddie still shaken from the hit to the head… LIAM COMES CHARGING AND LANDS THE FAME-ASSER!! PLANTING EDDIE HEAD FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!! EDDIE CRAWLS OVER TO THE ROPES AND USES THEM TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET… BUT OH MAN!! LOOK AT LIAM!! OH MAN!! LIAM PUSHES EDDIE INTO THE CAGE!! INTO THE BARBED WIRE CAGE!! EDDIE GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE MY GOD!!

HYC: EDDIE HITS THE CAGE AND FALLS TO HIS KNEES… NOT EVEN BOUNCING BACK… AS IF THE BARBED WIRE IS STILL ATATCHED TO HIS SKIN… AND NOW LIAM STICKS HIS BOOT IN THE BACK OF EDDIE’S HEAD… AGAIN FORCING IT INTO THE BARBED WIRE MY LORD!! EDDIE IN OBVIOUS PAIN HERE AS LIAM APPLIES MORE FORCE… GRABBING ONTO THE ROPES EVEN, PUTTING ALL HIS POWER NITO IT!! Liam finally releases the pressure… Eddie falls to his back, his face bloody red… as is the area of the cage where his head was just a moment ago…

Stew: Liam now drops an elbow across the chest of Eddie… and now a second one, and a third… a fourth! AND NOW A BIG FIFTH ELBOW TO THE CHEST!! AND LIAM IS IN THE DRIVERS SEAT HERE… HE STALKS EDDIE FROM BEHIND AS HE GETS TO HIS FEET… EDDIE UP, TURNS AROUND AND LIAM CHARGES AT HIM… LIAM LEAPS HIGH INTO THE AIR BUT EDDIE SIDESTEPS IT AND LIAM CRASHES INTO THE CAGE!! NOT GOOD!! AND NOW EDDIE WITH A DROPKICK TO LIAM’S BACK… PUSHING HIM INTO THE CAGE AGAIN… AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR A LITTLE PAYBACK AS EDDIE GRABS THE HEAD OF LIAM AND STARTS MOVING IT BACK AND FORTH ACROSS THE CAGE!!

HYC: EDDIE MACK IS LITERALLY SHREDDING THE FACE OF LIAM CATTERSON, THE MILLION DOLLAR FACE OF KING CATTERSON IS BEING RUINED HERE AND EDDIE MACK IS ENJOYING EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF IT!! EDDIE WITH A QUICK ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BEFORE HE SHREDS IT AGAINST THE CAGE ONCE MORE… AND NOW ANOTHER ELBOW, FOLLOWED THE SHREDDING ACROSS THE BARBED WIRE… EDDIE DOES THIS SEQUENCE TWO MORE TIMES BEFORE DROPPING LIAM TO THE CANVAS!! Eddie now drags Liam towards the center and grabs his legs… OH NO!! DON’T TE—YES!! EDDIE SLINGSHOTS LIAM RIGHT BACK INTO THE CAGE!! LIAM COMES STUMBLING OUT… AND NOW GETS PLANTED WITH A DDT!! A HUGE DDT BY EDDIE MACK AS HE HEADS INTO THE COVER!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! LIAM KICKS OUT!!

Stew: And this is what Eddie needs to do more often, Chico! One of Eddie’s biggest problems is that he doesn’t show his aggressive side much, but he certainly has one as shown there… Eddie sits Liam up… AND HE DISHES OUT A HUGE KICK TO THE SPINE!! WOW WHAT A SOUND THAT MADE!! LIAM’S BLOOD SOAKED EYES WINCE AND HE GRITS HIS TEETH… JUST AS EDDIE LEASHES OUT A SECOND ONE!! Liam trying to get back to his feet here… AND OH MY!! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE EDDIE MACK CONNECTS WITH THE EGO TRIP!! THAT HUGE UPPERCUT KNOCKS LIAM RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS… HE HOOKS THE LEG!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THR—NO!! LIAM AGAIN MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!!

HYC: Eddie sits himself up, wipes some blood from his face, both men at this stage of the game have lost a lot of blood… Eddie to his feet here… and I think he’s looking to wrap this one up… he lowers himself down to a squatting position, measuring up Liam Catterson who’s staggering to his feet, still obviously dazed from that MASSIVE uppercut delivered just moments ago.. Liam up and now he turns around… EDDIE LEAPS UP LOOKING TO DELIVER FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE!! FHS!! BUT NO!! LIAM CATCHES HIM AND THROWS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SUPERKICK!! A SUPERKICK TO EDDIE MACK WHO COLLAPSES!!

Stew: The momentum caused Liam to fall as well but he quickly regains himself and begins slowly limping over to the ropes… He reaches the turnbuckle and begins to back himself up it… BUT UH OH LOOK!! EDDIE MACK WHO WAS ON HIS KNEES, REALIZED LIAM MAKING HIS WAY TO THE TOP, SO NOW HE MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THE CORNER AS WELL!! LIAM FINDS HIMSELF AT A CROSSROADS HERE… HE CHOOSES TO CLIMB THE CAGE!! THE BARBED WIRE CAGE!! I’M SURE THE WIRE IS DIGGING INTO HIS HANDS AND FINGERS, BUT IF HE WANTS TO ESCAPE EDDIE THIS IS THE ONLY WAY!!

HYC: EDDIE NOW DOES THE SAME!! BEGINNING TO CLIMB AS WELL, CHASING AFTER LIAM CATTERSON!! LIAM MAKES IT TO THE TOP… BUT NOW THE REAL STRUGGLE BEGINS, TRYING TO AVOID THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF BARBED WIRE AT THE TOP!! LIAM TRIES TO SEND HIS LEG OVER THE CAGE BUT IT GETS CAUGHT IN THE BARBED WIRE SO HE PULLS IT BACK… AND NOW LOOK AT EDDIE!! OH MY GOOD LORD LOOK AT EDDIE!! HE’S CAUGHT UP WITH LIAM… AND NOW HE GRABS AHOLD OF HIM… OH GOD NO!!

Stew: LIAM IS LITERALLY HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE HERE FOLKS… BUT BAH GAWD!! EDDIE WITH A BACK SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!! BOTH MEN CRASHING TO THE MAT!! MY GOD WHAT A MOVE BY EDDIE!! IT LAYS BOTH MEN OUT… BUT LOOK AT EDDIE!! EDDIE RAISES HIS ARM AND LAYS IT ACROSS THE CHEST OF LIAM!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Prize Fighter’ hits as the cage rises and Eddie very slowly gets to his feet )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… EDDDIEEEEEEEE MMMACCCCKKKK!!

Stew: And by pulling off a risky and painful, yet rewarding Back Superplex from the top of the cage, Eddie Mack comes out victorious in this very, very brutal Barbed Wire Steel Cage Match

HYC: This is a HUGE win for Eddie Mack here at Reckless Wiring, it gives him a lot of momentum heading into the weeks and months ahead. Congratulations to him.

(Camera cuts backstage to Prince of Phenomenal in his ring attire as he readies himself for his upcoming contest… A knock at the door is heard)

POP: What do you want?

(Max cracks open the door)

Max: I was wondering if I could… Get an interview in with you before your big match?

POP: … Yeah, sure, whatever.

Max: Are you decent? I can’t tell from here.

POP: Just come in.

(Max cautiously enters the room as he looks around to see POP is the only one around)

Max: Where’s everyone else?

POP: I don’t know and I really don’t care. Tonight isn’t about Project E.G.O, it’s obviously not about that. Cleopatra, the Heart Break Boy, they’re both doing who
knows what right now while Jaywalker remains comfy on his little winning streak or whatever it is. They’ve all become selfish, so how about I join the trend? The only person that matters right now is myself. And I’m going to do what Project E.G.O does and I’m going to win BACK MY Answers World Champion that the paper Champion, Y2Impact, never defeated me for.

Voice: I’m ready!

(Christy Cruise steps out of the small dressing room area to reveal her Referee outfit for the evening)

POP: Great. Now you know the number one rule tonight?

Christy: Uhm… That Impact doesn’t leave with the Answers World Title belt?

POP: No, Christy, that would be a fact. The number one rule tonight is do NOT get in my way. Max, I think our time is up…. Max?

(Prince of Phenomenal turns to a Max drooling as he hypnotically stares at Christy Cruise)

Christy: Oh God…

(POP immediately grabs a hold of Max and slams him up against the lockers as Max is snapped back to reality)

POP: I said we’re out of time. However… I’ll say one last thing. Last Dynasty I said it would take an “Act of God” for Impact to win, right?

(Max cautiously nods)

POP: Then consider this match as one-sided as it gets, because how can there be such a thing as divine intervention when we’ve already LONG since edged God out? Think about it.

(POP’s expression turns to a sadistic smile as he lets Max go.. Max runs away as POP speaks again with Christy Cruise)

(Camera transitions to Y2Impact in his locker room in his ring attire and a new jacket as he stretches before his match with the Answers World Championship laid upon a bench in front of him)

(Y2Impact picks up the Answers World Championship and places it on his right shoulder as he makes his way out of the locker room… Only to stop as he meets eyes with Methuselah, standing just outside of the locker room)

(Methuselah’s expression turns to a smirk as Y2Impact’s expression shifts to a smirk as well… Y2Impact’s expression turns to a more serious demeanor as he steps passed Methuselah and continues on his way)

(Video package plays of the feud between Y2Impact and Prince of Phenomenal for the Answers World Championshipl; featuring their back and forth attacks on one another.. Y2Impact brutally assaulting Troy Conway and Christy Cruise while POP looks on.. And the added stipulation of the fans voting for either Troy or Christy to be the Special Guest Referee for the contest)

(Camera fades to the ring)

(“Mercy” by Kanye West plays all throughout the arena as Christy Cruise makes her way out to the stage in a Referee uniform with a devious smile upon her face)

Stew: Well it’s no secret by any means that Project E.G.O is out to get the Champion in this contest that has turned from simple business to quite personal over the past couple months, but that may very well be Impact’s fault after he let his rage get the better of him and attacked the young lady making her way down to the ring in the former Vixens Champion, Christy Cruise.

(“If I Had a Heart” by Fever Ray plays all throughout the arena as Prince of Phenomenal makes his way out to the stage in blue and silver ring attire with a custom jacket reading “Project P.O.P” on the back)

HYC: Prince of Phenomenal has made it known that tonight he is only in it for himself, claiming he’s just following the trend of he and Christy’s alliance of Project E.G.O as he has become more and more obsessed with reclaiming his Answers World Championship. POP knows the odds are greatly in his favor and judging from the look of confidence on his face, he may already think he’s won this.

(The arena goes pitch black except for the titantron as a countdown appears)

5…

4…

3…

2…

1…

(“Twisted Transistor” by Korn plays all throughout the now lit-up arena as Y2Impact stands in his signature pose with his usual attire and a black and silver jacket with flashing yellow lights on the spine reading “Y2I”.. Y2Impact spins around with a serious look on his face and the Answers world Championship around his waist)

Stew: You’ve got to hand it to the reigning Answers World Champion, even despite all of the odds against him and the fate of this contest in the hands of an enemy in Christy Cruise, he still shows off like no other! Impact is looking as flashy as ever as he makes his way down to the ring and slides in to go straight for POP! Christy stops Impact as she gets between the two men..

(Y2Impact’s music stops as Christy Cruise demands Y2Impact back up)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall… And it is for THE ANSWERS CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WOOOORRRLLLD!!…. First, the challenger…. From Miami, Florida!…. Weighing in at 214 pounds!…. PRINCE! OF!! PPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHEEEENNOOOMMMEEENNNAAALLL!!!….

(POP quickly takes off his jacket and tosses it to the outside as the crowd erupts with boos)

Announcer: And his opponent…. From Seattle, Washington!…. Weighing in at 226 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!…. Y! TWO!! IMMMMMMPPPPPPAAAACCCTTTTT!!!….

(Y2Impact raises his Answers World Championship proudly in the air from his corner before reluctantly handing it to Christy Cruise)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: Christy Cruise has immediately called for the bell–AND THESE TWO GENTLEMEN WASTE NO TIME GOING AT IT! Lefts and rights are flying all over the place as POP and Impact have erupted into this brawl that only a boiled-over personal hatred of this magnitude can spawn!! Neither of these men is allowing the other to gain any sort of control in the early going as this has quickly been thrown away as any sort of wrestling match, but instead a FIGHT and a fight between two men that have wanted to beat the hell out of one another for quite a while! POP may very well be gaining the upper-hand here as Impact is slowly being driven into the nearest corner despite the seemingly even match up between both men! Impact immediately catches POP off-guard by grabbing the back of his head and switching places with his opponent as POP is driven into the corner instead! Impact charges in with a full head of steam! Corner elbow! POP’s got it scouted as he nails Impact with a powerful kick right into the side of his opponent! Impact is sent reeling into the middle of the ring..

HYC: POP CHARGES! IMPACT CATCHES POP BY HIS LEGS AND DROPS HIM FLAT ON HIS BACK!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!! WALLS OF IMPACT ARE NEARLY LOCKED IN AS POP IS STRUGGLING!! Christy Cruise is immediately intervening as she tries to pull Impact off of the downed Prince of Phenomenal! Impact lets go of one of POP’s legs.. And uses his free hand to force Christy away, sending her into the ropes! POP seizes the opportunity as he NAILS Impact with a heel kick to the mid-section! Impact doubles over in pain.. POP follows up with a second heel kick as it bounces off of the side of Impact’s skull this time! POP isn’t anywhere near finished as he continues the onslaught of heel kicks repeatedly into the skull of the Answers World Champion!! Impact is grounded and could very well be unconscious after that assault!

Stew: POP might be more sure of that than anyone else as he rushes as quickly as possible to Impact’s motionless body as he forcefully rolls his opponent onto his back! POP HOOKS THE LEG OF IMPACT AS CHRISTY RUSHES OVER TO COUNT THE FALL!!

Christy: ONE! TWO!! THREE!

HYC: IMPACT WITH A KICK OUT! What a VERY close call, but that’s to be expected from Christy Cruise as she is as intent as ever to guarantee Impact a loss and send the Answers World Title back to the hands of Prince of Phenomenal, but Impact is as resilient as they come and he’s proving that in this glorified handicap match as POP mounts himself atop the back of Impact and wastes no time sending several blunt shots across the back of the downed Champion’s skull! Impact is in a lot of trouble here and it doesn’t look like the situation is going to improve anytime soon as POP is just unrelenting in this attack! POP has a possessed look in his eyes and that’s something we’ve seen regularly from him since he first began this crusade of his to retrieve the Answers World Championship he lost back in October and he could very well be on the verge of succeeding as he lays into Y2Impact without mercy! LOOK AT THIS! IMPACT’S ACTUALLY PUSHING THROUGH THE PAIN TO POSSIBLY POWER OUT OF THIS! Impact is showing an incredible amount of strength right now, because despite the damage he’s accumulated he’s ACTUALLY attempting to pick POP up!!

Stew: Don’t downplay Impact’s showing of strength here, this is unorthodox to say the least as Impact is looking damn-near SUPERHUMAN as he pulls himself to his feet with POP firmly mounted on his back! POP is as surprised as anyone else! POP sends one more devastating blow to the back of Impact’s skull to send him faltering! IMPACT FORCES HIMSELF TO HIS FEET AND DRIVES BOTH MEN INTO THE NEAREST CORNER! Christy about got herself caught up in that one as she just barely dodges out of the way! Impact is in a lot of pain right about now as he manages to hold himself up by the top rope, but this moment of glory may not last long as POP swings! Impact anticipates it as he clocks POP with a powerful elbow! Impact manages to drive a second elbow into the unguarded face of POP! Impact is using whatever he has left in his tank as he sends several more identical elbows into his opponent!! Impact is looking fired up!

HYC: Prince of Phenomenal seems to now be the one in trouble here as Impact seems to have caught a second wind! Makes his way out of the corner as POP’s just barely got himself propped up.. Impact almost immediately thrusts himself forward with a corner clothesline to POP as a worried Christy Cruise looks on in dismay! POP is on spaghetti legs right about now as he woozily steps forth from the corner.. Impact is looking gassed after the damage he’s taken thus far, but he seems to be pulling through as he could be looking to capitalize.. STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS!! It seems as though Impact isn’t the only one of these two competitors that has a great amount of resilience in him as POP is NOT done just yet as he barely props himself up upon the middle rope with a glazed over look in his eyes! Both of these men have withheld absolutely NO punches thus far as they both seem to have put one another in an immense amount of pain as Impact’s back to his feet.. IMPACT CHARGING!!

Stew: UP AND OVER GOES IMPACT AS POP JUST BARELY COUNTERS INTO A BACK BODY DROP!! Look at this though, it’s not enough as Impact easily catches himself on the ring apron! POP didn’t seem to have enough energy in him to get all of it and he may pay for it right now as Impact nails POP with a crossface shot from behind! Impact grabs a dazed and confused Prince of Phenomenal and navigates him with a quickly gaining amount of momentum! POP is sent colliding face-first into the nearest top turnbuckle as he falls flat on his back like a damn statue! Impact is fully in control now and there’s no argument about it! Impact could possibly be looking to put an end to this contest right here and now as he goes up to the top turnbuckle and that is most definitely a place he is not accustomed to and it could either make or break him in this contest as it seems he’s got POP right where he wants him! IMPACT IS PERCHED! IMPACT DROPS GROIN-FIRST ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!

HYC: Impact is caught completely off-guard by the Special Guest Referee for this contest in Christy Cruise intentionally slamming into the top rope and forcing the Champion to lose his balance! Impact is once again feeling the effects of this two-on-one mentality these fellow Project E.G.O members have here with the determination to end his reign tonight! Christy is begging for POP to get up as POP finally shows some signs of life… POP is clearly feeling the damage dished out by Impact, but he’s slowly coming to his senses as he stumbles back to his feet.. Christy helps POP back up now.. POP stumbles forward and nails Impact with a closed-fist shot straight to the skull! POP is looking to make a comeback here and he may succeed with the Referee on his side as he climbs up to meet Impact on the top turnbuckle… POP connects with another powerful shot to Impact before setting him up! POP LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX HERE!! THIS IS IT! No–Impact is fighting it with all of his might! Impact is refusing to let it end here! Impact with several unforgiving blows into the ribs of POP!

Stew: POP FALLS BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! Impact immediately goes to work on regaining his balance as a dazed POP uses the force of the fall to roll himself back up to his feet, but just barely as Impact is in the driver’s seat! IMPACT LEAPS!! FLYING CROSSBODY!!! CORONA KICK!!!! POP CONNECTS WITH THE CORONA KICK OUT OF THE BLUE AS BOTH MEN ARE LAID OUT UPON THE CANVAS!!! POP MAY HAVE JUST COMPLETELY TURNED THIS MATCH AROUND! LOOK AT THIS!! CHRISTY IS DRAGGING POP OVER TO IMPACT’S DOWNED BODY!! CHRISTY IS STRUGGLING, BUT SHE’S DOING IT… SHE… SHE DRAPES POP’S ARM OVER THE CHEST OF IMPACT AND COUNTS IT! NOT LIKE THIS! DAMN IT NOT LIKE THIS!!

Christy: ONE!! TWO!! THRE–

HYC: IMPACT WITH A SHOULDER UP!! HE’S GOT A SHOULDER UP!! CHRISTY CAN’T BELIEVE IT! The resilience of the Answers World Champion is unnatural! Impact must subconsciously know he REFUSES to stay down for anything that these E.G.O comrades can dish out and he’s doing just that! Christy is furious as she’s egging on POP to get back up and finish the job… POP is still looking dazed, but he’s pulling through the pain and agony at the hands of his opponent as Christy slowly helps him back to his feet.. POP wastes no time looking to end this as he grabs a hold of Impact, slowly dragging him back to a vertical base… He–IMPACT SPRINGS TO HIS FEET! CODEBREAKER!!!! THE CODEBREAKER OUT OF NOWHERE!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ONCE MORE!!! POP is sent rolling towards the ropes as a still damaged Impact immediately shows signs of life, trying to crawl towards his downed opponent… WHAT?! CHRISTY PUSHES POP TO THE OUTSIDE!! POP falls to the outside as Impact can’t believe it!

Stew: Christy’s suddenly playing innocent now as if she’s done nothing wrong! Impact slowly pulls himself back to a vertical base.. Making his way towards Christy! Christy isn’t having it as she gets in the face of Impact, throwing around her authority! IMPACT HAS HAD ENOUGH AS HE DROPS CHRISTY FLAT ON HER BACK AND GRABS HER LEGS!! WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! THE WALLS OF IMPACT ARE LOCKED IN ON CHRISTY CRUISE!!! CHRISTY’S PANICKING AS HER BODY IS CONTORTED AT THE HANDS OF THE CHAMPION!! POP COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE DRIVES IMPACT INTO THE RINGPOST IN THE NEAREST CORNER!! POP seems to have caught HIS second wind in this contest as he seems to be shaking the cobwebs out despite the devastating Codebreaker he just ate moments ago! POP is visibly in pain, but he couldn’t care less as Impact drops to the outside… POP follows suit as he pushes the timekeeper down and takes his chair! Impact’s struggling to get back up..

HYC: POP DRIVES THAT CHAIR ACROSS THE SPINE OF IMPACT!! Impact isn’t giving up just yet, but POP sends a second unforgiving shot to the spine with that chair!! Look at the resilience of the Champion as he’s doing everything he possibly can to keep himself up, even using the barricade on the outside to aide him! Impact’s firmly on his feet! Impact immediately turns around TO MEET A THIRD SHOT TO THE SKULL WITH THAT CHAIR, COURTESY OF POP!! The Answers World Champion is DOWN! POP’s got that demonish look in his eyes as he rips off the cover of both the Spanish announce table and our announce table, looking for something decisive I’m sure! POP drags Impact back to his feet.. And rolls him atop our table!

Stew: POP has climbed up there with Impact and this is exactly where you DON’T want to be as Impact is pulled in… POP SIGNALS THE END!! WHAT’S HE.. MIAMI SUNRISE ONTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! NO! NO IMPACT SOMEHOW LANDS ON HIS FEET!! THAT TABLE MAY VERY WELL COLLAPSE! IMPACT’S GOT THE LEGS OF POP, BUT HE’S STRUGGLING!! IMPACT… SLINGSHOT!!! IMPACT SENDS POP FLYING OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD AREA WITH A SLINGSHOT!!! POP CRASHES WITH GREAT FORCE UPON THE CEMENT!! Impact is laid upon the Spanish table and his chest is heaving with every breath he can muster, but he KNOWS he has to end this as he rolls off.. Impact makes his way towards the barricade, grabbing a hold of the downed POP and slowly pulls him back to a vertical base… POP is sent back over the barricade by the Champion!

HYC: It seems the end is near as Impact slowly navigates POP towards the ring… Impact sends POP rolling back in the ring! Impact slides in, possibly looking to end this!! Wait.. Where’s Christy Cruise gone? CHRISTY NAILS IMPACT WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL WITH THE ANSWERS WORLD TITLE OUT OF NOWHERE!!! IMPACT IS DOWNED POP COVERS HIM!! THIS HAS GOTTA BE IT!!

Christy: ONE!!!! TWO!!!!! THREE!!!

Stew: KICK OUT!! KICK OUT! IMPACT WITH A KICK OUT AS POP AND CHRISTY CANNOT BELIEVE IT!! POP has erupted with frustration as he demands the Answers World Championship! POP swipes the Title from Christy’s hands and yells at her to pick Impact up! Christy struggles… But she’s slowly bringing Impact back to his feet! Impact is in trouble!! CHRISTY’S GOT HIM UP!! POP SWINGS AS IMPACT DODGES!!! CHRISTY TAKES THE BELT TO THE FACE AS SHE’S SENT FALLING THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!! POP realizes the mistake he’s just made as he looks on at the downed Christy Cruise! IMPACT WITH A SCHOOL BOY ROLL-UP FROM BEHIND! NO, IMPACT CHANGES DIRECTIONS AS HE’S GOT BOTH LEGS OF POP!! HE’S LOOKING FOR IT!! WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! IMPACT’S GOT THE WALLS LOCKED IN!!! POP IS STRUGGLING, GRABBING A HOLD OF THE ROPES!!! Impact drags POP into the middle of the ring!! LOOK AT THIS!!

HYC: A NEW OFFICIAL MAKES HIS WAY OUT HERE NOW AS POP LOOKS ON IN DISMAY!! POP REALIZES HE’S IN MORE TROUBLE THAN EVER AS IMPACT INCREASES THE PRESSURE!! POP’S AIMING FOR THE ROPES!! HE TAPS!! HE TAPS! POP TAPS OUT!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Twisted Transistor” plays all throughout the arena as Y2Impact falls back and grabs his Answers World Championship off of the canvas)

Announcer: The Winner of this contest by submission!!…. AND STILL ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!….. Y! TWO!! IIMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPAAAAAACCCCTTT!!!!….

Stew: AND IMPACT, AGAINST SEEMINGLY ALL ODDS RETAINS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! I don’t believe it Chico, I really don’t! I would’ve placed my money, ALL MY MONEY, EVERY CENT I OWN ON POP TONIGHT! I think everyone thought, though may not have said, that POP was going to become the new Answers World Champion!

HYC: I’m shocked too… Impact had everything heading into this match and STILL COULDN’T get the job done! Congratulations to Impact, giving it all tonight… and it certainly showed.

( Camera transitions backstage and shows a split-screen of both Methuselah and The Heart Break Boy walking out of their locker rooms )

Stew: Well folks, business is about to pick up, the main event is next…

( A video package of the Methuselah/Heart Break Boy begins to play. It shows the formation of Project E.G.O., Methusleah’s return at the EAW Awards Show, The Heart Break Boy calling out Methuselah and the Contract Signing between the two. The package ends with Methuselah getting Superkicked and The Heart Break Boy standing over him )

( Camera fades to the ring announcer )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! If The Heart Break Boy loses, he must disband Project E.G.O. and they can never interact with one another again! Should Methuselah lose then he must leave Extreme Answerz Wrestling for good and under no circumstances can he ever return!

( ‘New God Flow’ by Kanye West and Pusha T hits as The Heart Break Boy makes his way to the ring, midway down the ramp he drops to his knees as a huge blast of pyro goes off )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 220 pounds… THEEE HEARRRRTTTTTTT BRRRREEEAAAAKKKKKKK BOOOOOYYYYY!!

Stew: He’s been world champion, he’s headlined Pain For Pride… he’s done it all in this company, he’s even beat Mr. DEDEDE at this event, two years ago! The big question however is… can he do it again? Can he do it again with Methuselah’s career on the line? Will if he can’t his group Project E.G.O. will be forced to disband. And in my opinion, no matter which way you try to flip it… the stakes have never been higher.

( The lights dim, smoke starts to fill the ringside as ‘Monster’ by Kanye West hits, Methuselah emerges from the smoke and makes his way to the ring wearing his signature black trench coat )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Parts Unknown… weighing in at 230 pounds… METTTTHHHUUUSSSELLLLLAAAAAHHHHH!!

HYC: Even with all the pressure on HBB, the pressure on this man must be doubled. If he loses tonight then that’s it, I don’t know if you realize this folks, if Methuselah doesn’t win tonight… he’s gone, gone for good… we WILL NEVER, EVER SEE HIM AGAIN! Both these men know what’s on the line here tonight, we’re in for a bona fide battle tonight!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: There’s the bell… the two men lock eyes and begin circling the ring, with so much at stake there is no doubt this will be a FIGHT! Stone expressions on both men… they close in on each other and lock horns… HBB THROWS THE FIRST SHOT AT METH!! A SWIFT RIGHT HAND CATCHING HIM IN THE TEMPLE… METH FIRES BACK WITH A SIMILAR SHOT AND HERE WE GO!! THEY BEGIN TRADING SHOTS… EXPLOSIVE LEFT’S AND RIGHT’S!! METHUSELAH GETTING THE BETTER OF THE HEART BREAK BOY HERE… METH GOES FOR A HUGE RIGHT HAND, BUT HBB DUCKS UNDER AND SLIDES OUT OF THE RING TO BUY HIMSELF SOME TIME!!

HYC: Smart move by HBB… although to the dismay of the fans, there’s nothing wrong with taking a break, recalibrating your plan and clearing your head… OH BUT LOOK AT METH!! METH LAUNCHES HIMSELF OVER THE ROPES AND DIVES ON TOP OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!! AND NOW HE CONTINUES WITH THOSE SHOTS… EACH ONE DELIVERED WITH PURPOSE!! EACH ONE PERHAPS HELPING SAVE METH’S CAREER!! Meth gets off HBB and motions towards the ring, he pulls up the apron… AND HE PULLS OUT A KENDO STICK!!

Stew: Meth moves towards HBB with that kendo stick… HE LIFTS IT HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD!! BUT HBB GRABS METH AND FLAPJACK’S HIM STOMACH FIRST OVER THE BARRICADE!! HBB NOW LIFTS UP THE KENDO STICK… AND LASHES IT ACROSS THE BACK OF METHUSELAH!! AND NOW HE DOES IT A SECOND TIME!! AND NOW HBB GOES ON A FRENZY WITH THAT KENDO STICK!! LASHING IT ACROSS THE BACK FIVE… TEN… FIFTEEN TIMES, COMPLETELY SHREDDING IT TO PIECES!! AND NOW HE FLIPS METH OVER THE BARRICADE, AND INTO THE STANDS!! HBB NOW FOLLOWS AND LIFTS METHUSELAH TO HIS FEET AND THROWS A HARD RIGHT HAND!! CAUSING METHUSELAH TO STUMBLE BACK AS THEY START UP THE STAIRS!!

HYC: Methuselah having trouble staying on his feet here… HBB with yet another right hand! This one brings Methuselah down, but he quickly grabs ahold of a fan’s chair to get himself back up! HBB tries for another, but this time Meth ducks… under the shot… AND NOW HE THROWS A RIGHT AT HBB!! MY GOD WHAT A SHOT!! KNOCKING HIM SQUARE OFF HIS FEET!! HBB NOW TRYING TO ESCAPE METHUSELAH, BUT WHERE DOES HE GO?! THEY’VE REACHED THE TOP OF THE FIRST LEVEL!!

Stew: BUT LOOK AT HBB!! HE GRABS AHOLD OF THE RAILING AND PULLS HIMSELF OVER INTO THE SECOND LEVEL OF THE ARENA!! METH NOW FOLLOWS AND IT’S LIKE A CHASE!! HBB GOING THROUGH THE CROWD, HOPPING OVER SEATS, TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING HE CAN TO ESCAPE THE GRASP OF METHUSELAH WHO FOLLOWS RIGHT BEHIND, JUST OUT OF REACH!! HBB NOW HAS REACHED THE TOP OF THE SECOND LEVEL… BUT HE GRABS ONTO THE RAILING AGAIN AND PULLS HIMSELF OV—WAIT NO!! METH CAUGHT HIM!! METH CAUGHT HIM AND HAS HIM IN A POWERBOMB POSITION… OH MY!!

HYC: BUT HBB GRABS BACK ONTO THE RAILING AND USES THE SHOULDERS OF METHUSELAH AS EXTRA LEVERAGE TO PULL HIMSELF BACK OVER THE RAILING, REACHING THE NEXT LEVEL!! METHUSELAH NOW DOES THE SAME!!… PULLING HIMSELF OVER THE RAILING ONTO THE THIRD LEVEL… THE LAST LEVEL!! HBB HAS ALREADY GOTTEN A GOOD HEADSTART ON METHUSELAH… BUT WHERE CAN HE GO… THE NEXT LEVEL WOULD BE THE BOX SEATS… BUT IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO REACH THEM!… HBB’S RUN INTO A DEAD END AND METHUSELAH IS HOT ON HIS TRAIL!!

Stew: HBB REACHES UP… BUT HE’S JUST OUT OF REACH OF THE BOX SEATS!! HE TRIES TO CLIMB IT… STILL NO USE!! AND LOOK OUT!! METHUSELAH FROM BEHIND WITH A BLOW TO THE BACK!! HBB FIGHTS BACK… WITH A RIGHT HAND, STILL TRYING TO FIND AN ESCAPE ROUTE BUT THERE ISN’T ONE!! THERE ISN’T ONE IN SIGHT!! AND NOW HE GETS LEVELED WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE BY METH!! METH GETS HIM BACK TO HIS FEET AND RAMS HIM INTO THE WALL OVER AND OVER AGAIN, SPINE FIRST!! HBB CRINGING IN PAIN AS HE RAMS HIM INTO THE BIG WALL YET ANOTHER TIME BEFORE LETTING HIM DROP TO THE FLOOR!!

HYC: Meth grabs HBB by the hair and begins pulling him towa—OH NO!! OH NO!! METH PULLING HBB TO THE EDGE OF THE TOP ROW!! DON’T TELL ME HE’S GOING TO THROW HBB OVER!! SENDING HIM PLUMMETING ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM!! THEY’VE REACHED THE END!! THE ONLY THING THAT SEPERATES HBB FROM A 60 FOOT FALL IS A FOUR FOOT GUARD RAIL!! METH PULLS HBB UP AND SENDS HIM OVER!!…. WAIT NO!! HBB KICKING HIS LEG BACK INTO THE GROIN OF METHUSELAH… AND FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH AN ELBOW TO THE JAW!! AND NOW HBB GRABS METHUSELAH BY THE HEAD.. AND HE… AND HE… OH MY GOD!!

Stew: HE SENDS METHUSELAH OVER THE RAILING, HE—HE HOLDS ON!! METHUSLEAH HOLDING ONTO THE RAILING FOR DEAR LIFE HERE… IF HE LET’S GO A 60 FOOT DROP AWAITS HIM!! HBB SCRATCHING, CLAWING, AND POUNDING AWAY AT THE HANDS OF METH, TRYING TO LET HIM LET GO BUT METH’S HOLDING ON LITERALLY FOR DEAR LIFE HERE!! BUT HBB… HBB FORCES THE RIGHT HAND AWAY FROM THE RAILING… METHUSELAH TRYING TO HANG ON… BUT HBB WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE… AND IT FORCES METHUSELAH TO LOSE GRIP OF THE RAILING!!

HYC: AND METHSUELAH TAKES THE FALL!! MY GOD THE 60 FOOT FALL ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM!!…

Stew: WAIT NO CHICO… LOOK!! METHUSELAH CAUGHT HIMSELF ON A PLATFORM JUST TEN FEET DOWN!! AND LOOK THESE PLATFORMS CONTINUE THEIR WAY DOWN THE ENTIRE SIDE!! METHUSELAH DROPS DOWN TO THE SECOND PLATFORM… AND NOW THE THIRD… CONTINUING HIS WAY DOWN THE SIDE OF THE ARENA… AND HBB IS COMPLETELY UNAWARE OF THIS BECAUSE WHEN HE DELIVERED THE RIGHT HAND TO METHUSELAH, HE COLLAPSED BACKWARDS IN EXHAUSTION!! METHUSELAH HAS SUCCESSFULLY REACHED THE BOTTOM OF THE STAGE… AND NOW LOOK! HE GETS ON HIS BACK, APPEARING TO BE KNOCKED UNCONCIOUS FROM THE FALL… HBB STILL COMPLETELY UNAWARE!!

HYC: And only NOW is HBB making it back to his feet… he looks over the railing to see the “fallen” Methuselah… he now makes his way down the ring, smirking and grinning, taunting the crowd! Little does he know that Methuselah is just playing possum! HBB reaches the bottom and hops the barricade… he walks up the ramp and reaches the top of the stage, gloating himself… he makes it to the end of the stage and looks over at Methuselah!! AND OH NO… WHAT’S HBB DOING?! HE’S POINTING AT HIS ELBOW… UH OH!

Stew: HE LEAPS OFF THE STAGE… LOOKING FOR THE HEART BREAK ELBOW!! AND METHUSELAH ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY… HBB HITS HIS ELBOW RIGHT ON THE PADDING FLOOR!! BUT FOLKS, DON’T BE FOOLED BY THE WORD ‘PADDING’ BECAUSE IT ISN’T TOO FORGIVING!! HBB COULD HAVE A BROKEN ARM… IN FACT NO, I’M CERTAIN HE DOES!! HE’S SCREAMING AND WRITHING IN PAIN… THE ULTIMATE POSSUM PLAYED BY METHUSELAH!!

HYC: Methuselah gets to his feet and picks up The Heart Break Boy… still writhing in pain, his arm lay limp at his side… METH WHIPS HIM INTO THE SIDE OF THE ENTRANCE RAMP!! HBB HITS SPINE FIRST!! HBB BREAKS AWAY FROM THE RAMP… HOLDING HIS BACK WITH HIS GOOD ARM AND IS MET WITH A KICK TO THE GUT… METH PULLS HIM IN LOOKING FOR THE METH DDT… BUT REVERSAL!! REVERSAL BY HBB AND… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! METH GETS SUPERKICKED RIGHT ONTO THE RAMP!! HBB begins to move the injured arm around, perhaps trying to get the blood back into it… it’s for sure hurt… how badly I don’t know but the fact that HBB can move it is a very good sign.

Stew: HBB hops up the ramp and pulls himself up onto it. Methuselah using the barricade to pull himself up… AND HE GETS MET WITH A HUGE CHOP BY HBB!!… AND NOW ANOTHER ONE!! THE SOUND OF THE CHOP, ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!! HBB lets Meth drop down to his knees as he walks towards the ring, he as well drops to his knees and begins to sift through the objects under the ring… almost as if he’s looking for something special! He drops the ring apron, walks to the other side of the ring and pulls that side of the apron up!

HYC: AND LOOK STEW!! OH MY!! HBB PULLS OUT THAT PAINTBALL GUN, THE SAME PAINTBALL GUN HE USED HE USED AT INSIDE THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION!! HE BRINGS THE GUN UP TO METHUSELAH… AND BASHES THE STOCK RIGHT BETWEEN HIS EYES!! AND NOW HE COCKS THE GUN… HOLDS IT UP TO METHUSELAH AT POINT BLANK RANGE… AND BAM!! A LOW BLOW MY METHUSELAH!! A DEFIANT METHUSELAH WITH A LOW BLOW AS HBB DROPS TO THE FLOOR, RELEASING THE PAINTBALL GUN!!

Stew: AND NOW METHUSELAH PICKS UP THE PAINTBALL GUN… HE STANDS OVER HBB… AND SHOOTS HIM RIGHT IN THE CHEST!! AND HE LOADS IT UP AGAIN… BUT LOOK AT HBB!! HBB TRYING TO WRESTLE THE GUN AWAY FROM METHUSELAH!! BUT GOOD LORD!! METHUSELAH SMACKS THE GUN OVER THE HEAD OF HBB… BREAKING IT INTO PIECES!! HBB COLLAPSES BUT METHUSELAH PICKS HIM BACK UP AND ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING… THE HOOK OF THE LEG!! IS E.G.O. OVER!??!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO… AND NO!! HBB KICKS OUT!!

HYC: HBB KICKS OUT AND IMMEDIATELY ROLLS OVER TO HIS STOMACH… A SHARP PIECE OF THAT GUN MUST’’VE PIERCED HBB BECAUSE A STREAM OF BLOOD HAS BEGUN RACING OUT OF HIS HEAD!! Methuselah rolls out of the ring and pulls up the ring apron, we’ve seen a kendo stick and a paintball gun so far… AND NOW A BASEBALL BAT COMES INTO PLAY!! THE SIGNATURE WEAPON OF PROJECT E.G.O.!! AND HOW IRONIC WOULD IT BE, IF THE BASEBALL BAT AIDED IN THE DEMISE OF E.G.O.!! METHUSELAH BRINGS IT INTO THE RING AND POUNDS IT INTO THE CANVAS AS HE AWAITS HBB!!

Stew: HBB gets his hands on the ropes… struggling to even make it back to his feet… his arms are wobbly, the ropes are shaking… the blood is now POURING out of his head… but he remains fighting! For how long though as a baseball bat held in the hands of Methuselah awaits him… HE TURNS AROUND… METHUSELAH SWINGS THE BAT… AND HBB DUCKS IT!! HBB DUCKS UNDER THE SWING OF THE BAT!! HE NOW DARTS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH THE SHOULDER BLOCK!! A SHOULDER BLOCK INTO METHUSELAH!!… AND NOW HE KIPS UP!! HBB KIPS UP AND GRABS THE BASEBALL BAT!!

HYC: And as you documented, each member of E.G.O. is a wizard with a baseball bat… HBB grips it in his hand… Methuselah on his knees… AND HBB CRACKS IT OVER THE BACK OF METHUSELAH!! METHUSELAH FALLS TO THE FLOOR… AND NOW HBB DRIVES THE BAT DOWN INTO THE BACK OF METH’S HEAD!! AND NOW HBB BACKS INTO THE CORNER… A TWISTED LOOK ON HIS FACE, HE MIMICS METHUSELAH BY SLAMMING THE BAT INTO THE CANVAS… METHUSELAH STARTING TO STIR… HBB CONTINUES SLAMMING IT INTO THE CANVAS… METHUSELAH TO HIS KNEES… HE PULLS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND!!

Stew: AND OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! A HOMERUN SHOT WITH THE BAT RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF METH’S HEAD!! HS COLLAPSES, MOTIONLESS TO THE CANVAS!! THE MOMENTUM CAUSED THE BAT TO FLY OUT OF THE HANDS OF HBB… LANDING AT RINGSIDE, ALMOST HITTING OUR TABLE!! HBB DROPS DOWN INTO THE COVER… HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—SHOULDER UP!! SHOULDER UP BY METHUSELAH!!

HYC: HBB sits up, slams his hand into the canvas… he was sure of victory there! He crawls over to the edge of the ring and rolls out… He plops to the floor and spots the bat! He crawls over to it, grips it in his hand and uses our announce table to make it to his feet… BUT LOOK!! METH TO HIS FEET… HE DIVES OVER THE ROPES, ATTEMPTING A SECOND SUICIDE DIVE!! BUT THIS TIME HBB HAD HIM SCOUTED AND HE THROWS THE BAT AT METHUSELAH, KNOCKING HIM OUT OF THE AIR!! METHUSELAH SPRAWLED OUT ON THE FLOOR AT RINGSIDE HERE!!

Stew: And now look at HBB… he begins to take apart our announce table! Taking off the cover and tossing it aside… He grabs one of the monitors and tosses that aside as well! HE TAKES THE SECOND MONITOR AND SMASHES IT INTO THE HEAD OF METHUSELAH AS HE FOLDS RIGHT BACK TO THE FLOOR!! He wipes everything off the table and grabs Methuselah, pulling him up to his feet… He rolls him into the announce table before climbing up himself!! WHAT IN THE WORLD does HBB have in mind here! He gets Meth to his feet and knees him right in the mid-section!!

HYC: HBB WITH METH IN A PILEDRIVER CLUTCH… DON’T TELL ME!! HBB’S GOING TO PILEDRIVE METHUSELAH RIGHT THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!! BUT HBB CAN’T GET METH UP!! METH REFUSING TO LET HBB LIFT HIM UP… AAND METHUSELAH REVERSES IT INTO A BACK BODY DROP!! BACK BODY DROP ONTO THE TABLE, BUT IT DOESN’T BREAK!! THE TABLE DOESN’T GIVE WAY!! INSTEAD HBB’S SPINE CRACKS OFF THE STURDY TABLE… AS METH DROPS TO HIS KNEES IN EXHAUSTION!!

Stew: Meth however quickly to his feet… HBB still down, he gets HBB to his feet and he pulls him in… AND GOOD LORD!! GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY A METH DDT!! AND THEY GO RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!! METHUSELAH WITH A METH DDT AND BOTH MEN CRASH THROUGH THE TABLE!! HBB DOWN, METH DOWN… SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE HERE!! Meth begins to stir, he throws a huge piece of table off him and uses my chair to aid him to his feet… he grabs HBB by his legs and pulls him out of the wreckage. A huge gash has formed on the already tender back of Methuselah and now blood begins to drip down… combine that with the blood on HBB’s face and it makes for a gruesome sight, you can tell these men have gone through a WAR and it still isn’t over!

HYC: Meth rolls HBB into the ring… AND HE HOOKS THE LEG!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… ANDDDD NO SHOULDER UP!!

Stew: Meth runs his hair through his head as he gets to a seated position… he glances over at the turnbuckle, he gets to his feet and begins to climb it, with HBB still down, down and out, yet to move since being driven through the announce table! Meth slowly climbing, in so much pain I’m baffled he can even climb! He gets to the top and sets himself… HE JUMPS OFF WITH A… SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! IT’S ON IT’S WAY!! AND… HBB MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! HBB ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND METHUSELAH CRASHES AND BURNS ON THE CANVAS!!

HYC: AND NOW HBB TO HIS FEET… HE HEADS TO THE APRON AND CLIMBS UP THE SAME TURNBUCKLE… HE LEAPS OFF… HEART BREAK ELBOW!! THE HEART BREAK ELBOW DRIVEN INTO THE ALREADY EXPOSED BACK OF METHUSELAH!! THAT BLOODY AND SCARRED BACK BEING PUNISHED EVEN MORE!! AND HBB POPS UP TO HIS FEET… A RUSH OF ADRENALINE RUNNING THROUGH HIS BODY!! HE GETS TO THE CORNER AND BEGINS TUNING UP THE BAND… AND WILL THIS BE METH’S SWAN SONG!! WILL THIS BE THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC THAT PUTS HIM OUT FOR GOOD?! WILL THIS SWEET CHIN MUSIC SIGNAL THE END OF METH’S CAREER?!?!
Stew: METH TO HIS FEET… HE TURNS AROUND AS HBB CHARGES… BUT METH SIDE-STEPS SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! HE NOW RUNS OFF THE ROPES… SPEAR!! NO!! HBB SIDE-STEPS THE SPEAR AND SENDS METHUSELAH FLYING INTO THE CORNER!! METHUSELAH STOPS HIMSELF… HE NOW TURNS AROUND BUT HBB WRESTLES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT… HE GRABS THE LEGS AND HE LOCKS IN THE INVERTED FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!! THE INVERTED FIGURE FOUR IS LOCKED IN ON METHUSELAH!! AND NOW WHAT HAPPENS!! METHUSELAH FINDS HIMSELF A GOOD DISTANCE AWAY FROM THE ROPES, BUT THEY’RE DEFINITELY ATTAINABLE IF HE CAN PULL THE WEIGHT OF HIMSELF AND THE HEART BREAK BOY TO THE ROPES!!

HYC: HBB INCREASES THE PRESSURE, REARING BACK, TRYING TO GET METHUSELAH TO TAP OUT!! METHUSELAH DIGS HIS FISTS INTO THE MAT, IN SERIOUS PAIN HERE!! BUT HE CAN’T GIVE UP!! HE KNOWS IF HE TAPS OUT, IF HE SUBMITS TO THE HEART BREAK BOY, HIS CAREER IS OVER!! HE BEGINS TO CRAWL, BUT HBB ADDS EXTRA PRESSURE… TRYING TO STOP METH FROM PURSUING THE ROPES, BUT WITH HIS CAREER ON THE LINE METHUSELAH IS DAMN NEAR PUTTING EVERYTHING INTO THIS… JUST A FINGERTIP AWAY NOW… BUT HBB PULLS HIM BACK MORE TOWARDS THE CENTER… AND NOW METHUSELAH IS IN GRAVE DANGER OF LOSING HIS CAREER!!

Stew: BUT METH AGAIN PULLING, SCRATCHING AND CLAWING HIS WAY… HE REACHES OUT HIS HAND AND YES!! HE GETS TO THE ROPES!! METH CLUTCHES ONTO THE ROPES AND THE REFEREE FORCES HBB TO BREAK THE HOLD!! But has the damage been done, Chico? Methuselah might’ve used ALL his energy just to get to the ropes there… and who’s to say he can walk… or even stand up on his own, that Inverte Figure Four puts an insane amount of pressure on the legs! Meth grabs onto the ropes… he tries pulling himself up but he falls back to the canvas… HE CAN’T STAND UP!!

HYC: Methuselah, his whole back now a bloody slab of raw flesh… he uses the ropes again… and again falls… He now wraps his entire arm around the ropes and pulls himself up… He turns around… AND SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY THE HEART BREAK BOY!! IT CONNECTS!! RIGHT TO THE JAW… BUT METH FALLS OUT OF THE RING!! METH TUMBLES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, FALLING TO THE OUTSIDE, FOR CERTAIN CATCHING A BREAK THERE!! AND HBB IS LIVID THAT METH FELL OUT OF THE RING!!

Stew: HBB heads out of the ring… he picks up the dead weight of Methuselah before rolling him back into the ring… Meth crawls over to the other side of the ring… AND UH OH!! LOOK AT HBB!! HE’S LOADING UP AGAIN FOR SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! METHUSELAH COMPLETELY UNAWARE AS HE MAKES IT TO HIS FEET… METH TURNS AROUND SWEET CHIN MUS—NO!! METH CATCHES THE FOOT OF HBB AND TAKES HIM DOWN… AND HE LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER!! SHARPSHOOTER APPLIED TO THE HEART BREAK BOY!! WILL HE TAP, WILL HBB TAP AND GIVE UP PROJECT E.G.O.?!

HYC: HBB TRIES CRAWLING TO THE ROPES, BUT I’M NOT SURE HE CAN MAKE IT!! NOT IN THE CONDITION HE’S IN!! HE’S LOST SO MUCH BLOOD, HE’S IN SO MUCH PAIN… IT’S NOT WORTH IT HBB!! JUST GIVE UP!! JUST TAP OUT!!

Stew: IT ISN’T JUST ABOUT PROJECT E.G.O. THOUGH CHICO! IT’S ABOUT BEING BETTER THAN METHUSELAH!! HBB BEAT METHUSELAH AT RECKLESS WIRING 3 TO EARN THE RIGHT TO BE CALLED ‘THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME’, BUT THE TITLE HASN’T STUCK!! PEOPLE STILL REGARD METHUSELAH AS THE GREATEST… AND HBB CAN’T STAND THAT!! THAT’S WHY HE WON’T GIVE UP… THAT’S WHY HE CAN’T GIVE UP!! BUT HE MIGHT HAVE TO, I AGREE WITH YOU CHICO… HBB’S IN TERRIBLE SHAPE, HE MAY BE PHYSICIALLY UNABLE TO GET OUT OF THIS!!

HYC: HBB LIFTS HIS ARM UP… HE’S STILL TOO FAR AWAY… HE TRIES TO EARN HIMSELF OVER ON HIS STOMACH… TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING HE CAN… HE MAKES A DESPERATE LUNGE TOWARDS THE ROPES AND HE MAKES IT!! HE MADE IT TO THE ROPES!! I DON’T BELIEVE IT!! And neither can Methuselah! He releases the hold and falls to his knees… a look of desperation on his face, when was the last time we’ve seen this man look desperate in any kind of situation! OH BUT THE LOOK QUICKLY CHANGES!! THE LOOK OF DESPERATION IS NOW A LOOK OF DETERMINATION AND ANGER AS HE BACKS HIMSELF UP INTO THE ROPES!!

Stew: METH RUNS HIS HAND THROUGH HIS HAIR… WE KNOW WHAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN!! WE KNOW METH’S INTENTIONS!! HBB PULLS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET… METH CHARGES AND LANDS THE SPEAR!! SPEAR CONNECTS MY GOD!! DAMN NEAR BREAKING HBB IN HALF!! METH INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEGS!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRRRRRR—WHAT?! NO! NO! HBB KICKS OUT!! HBB KICKS OUT OF THE SPEAR I DON’T BELIEVE IT!!

HYC: METH IS SHOCKED!! THE LOOK ON HIS FACE…. IT TELLS THE ENTIRE STORY, HOW IN THE WORLD DID HBB KICK OUT OF THE SPEAR AFTER EVERYTHING THAT HE’S BEEN THROUGH!! AFTER ALL THE PUNISHMENT, AND ALL THE PAIN HE’S EXPERIENCING… HE MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF THE SPEAR!! THE MOVE THAT’S PUT DOZENS AND DOZENS OUT!! Meth gets to his feet and backs up into the corner again… looking to attempt another Spear! If this one hit’s it’s for sure over! If this one hits you can kiss Project E.G.O. goodbye!

Stew: HBB is still down though, Chico! HBB hasn’t moved since being hit with the Spear! He’s completely motionless… maybe that last kick out used the little bit of energy he had left! Maybe he can’t go on! Methuselah however continues to taunt HBB… TELLING HIM TO GET UP!! AND HBB RAISES AN ARM INTO THE AIR, BEGINNING TO STIR!! HE GETS TO HIS KNEES… BEFORE RISING UP TO HIS FEET… METH CHARGES WITH THE SPEAR… AND IT NO!! NO!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC CONNECTS!! AND NOW HBB COLLAPSES ON TOP OF METHUSELAH FOR THE PIN, THAT’S IT, THE CAREER OF METHUSELAH IS OVER!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… SHOULDER UP!! METH GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!

HYC: YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! HBB IS BESIDE HIMSELF!! METHUSELAH KICKED OUT!! HE GETS TO HIS FEET, ENRAGED!! HE’S THROWING A FIT INSIDE THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, IF THAT DIDN’T PUT OUT METHUSELAH… WHAT WILL?! WHAT WILL GET METHUSELAH TO STAY DOWN FOR THE COUNT OF THREE!!

Stew: HBB PULLS METHUSELAH TO HIS FEET AGAIN… TRASHTALKING HIM!!

HBB: “WHY WON’T YOU STAY DOWN?”… “STAY DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH, IT ISN’T WORTH IT!!”

HYC: BUT OH!! LOOK AT METH!! HE POPS UP AND DELIVERS THE GRAND SLAM!! THE GRAND SLAM CONNECTS!! THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Monster’ hits as Methuselah lay next to HBB motionless )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… METTTTHHHUUSSSSEEEELLLLAHHHH!!

Stew: AND HE’S DONE IT!! METHUSELAH HAS DEFEATED THE HEART BREAK BOY!! PROJECT E.G.O. IS OVER!! MY GOD WHAT DEVELOPMENT!!!

( Methuselah begins to stir, the referee raises his hand in victory before he collapses back down to the canvas )

HYC: They left it ALL inside that ring tonight, my respect has been doubled for each man… when I already thought it was at its highest!

( Methuselah slides out of the ring and begins walking up the ramp )

Stew: Project E.G.O. is over ladies and gentlemen, thanks to Methuselah! The tyrannical group that DOMINATED the landscape of the entire company will never be seen again in Extreme Answers Wrestling!

( Camera shows HBB, still lying in the middle of the ring, yet to move a muscle )

HYC: And what does the future behold for that man, The Heart Break Boy, now that Project E.G.O. is over!

Stew: We’ll find out next Sunday on Dynasty, Chico! We’re out of time folks, but we want to thank you all for being a part of Reckless Wiring! A night that none of us will ever forget!

( Camera fades to black )

( EAW logo buzzes )

‘’ You know, there’s this thing in EAW, you might have heard of it …it’s something called the ‘GOAT circle’…’’

‘‘Incase you don’t know, it’s a circle of people who apparently the ‘greatest of all time’ and in this group, there’s Jaywalker, Heart Break Boy, Y2Impact and than …Methuselah’

( Highlights play of Methuselahs career as Mr.DEDEDE play )

‘’What has he ever done to be considered the ‘greatest of all time’ huh?? When has he ever won the world title in a straight match, that didn’t involve him screwing somebody over??’’

( Highlights play of Mr.DEDEDE screwing running into the RRS/CC/Masters match to become the Undisputed Hardcore champion and pinning Ashten Cross to win the EAW Championship )

‘’It baffles me how you people can make jokes about Jon Kelton for coming and going, but yet say nothing despite the fact that Methuselah has retired from EAW as many times as Kelton has left.’’

( Highlights play of Mr.DEDEDE retiring various different times )

‘’But because he has a few different personalities like ‘Gawd’ and ‘Methuselah’, because he has some cute little catchphrases that are about as original as Marq Banks was good, he gets a pass.’’

( Highlights play of the Gawd on Dynasty, Diamond Dallas DEDEDE feuding with Jaywalker and Methuselah feuding with Regulator )

‘’I know for a FACT that there wouldn’t be an EAW for Robbie V, Kevin Devastation or Methuselah to come crawling back too if it wasn’t for me …’’

( Highlights play of Mr.DEDEDE returning at various different times, noticeably at the last Grand Rampage )

‘’ Forget HRDO, Banks, Jay or HBB …I’m your worst nightmare, I looked up to you, only so I put you down like the dog that you are…’’

( A still image is shown of Dark Demon kneeling over a beaten down Methuselah on Showdown )

( Camera fades to black for a few moments )

( ‘Bring it’ by Trapt plays as flashes of all the feuds play of CN Tower vs. Diamond Cage/HBG to Pyrite vs. Zack Crash, to Christy Cruise vs. Cameron Ella Ava, to Jacob Senn vs. Scott Diamond to Ventura/Hades/Rami )

( The Camera pans into the arena as a parade of blue pyro shoots up all over the stage into the sky with the camera panning to WWEFan and Flashback at the commentary table )

Fan: WE’RE FINALLY HERE, ITS REASONABLE DOUBT TIME!! ITS ALL SHOWDOWN TONIGHT AS WE HAVE A HUGE, HUGE SHOW IN STORE TONIGHT INSIDE THE BRADLEY CENTER!! All the scores will be settled, all the chips will be thrown in, blood will be spilled, bones will be broken and this is truly the climax of EVERYTHING on Showdown!

Flashback: Indeed, I agree partner! The most ANTICAPIATED Reasonable Doubt of all time, the entire landscape of Showdown will change tonight, Cleopatra might have to retire, we may get a new Showdown GM or Diamond Cage may achieve his dream at least and surely the end of either Methuselah OR Dark Demons career tonight inside the Hell in a Cell and you got FLASH-MONEY commentary with you tonight!

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall …and it is for the ELIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE CHAMPIIIIIONSHIPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …The rules of this match are as follows, it will be contested under Elite Rules which means the use of weapons will result in a disqualification and staying outside the ring can result in a countout …IF Scott Diamond is to get Disqualified or gets counted out, he WILL lose the Elite championship!

( Highlights play of Jacob Senn costing Scott Diamond the WHC at King of Extreme, along
with various different promoes from Senn, along with Scott destroying both Robbie V and Chris Elite )

( Saviour by Skillet plays as Jacob Senn walks out to the ring with a microphone in hand )

Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring, the CHALLENGER … weighing in at 205lbs and from New York City, NY …JACCOOOBBBBB SENNNN!!!!!

Jacob Senn *walking down the ramp*: The clock is ticking, soon change will be banging on EAWs door and EAW will have no choice but to accept. Soon the change of the word ‘Elite’ will actually mean something, being the Elite champion will ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING. Your disgrace like champions like Scott Diamond won’t be here anymore to devalue the title, no longer can he touch what is going to be mine.

Jacob Senn *Senn steps into the ring*: I am the saviour, the messiah, the RULER and CONQUER of change and Scott is out of his depth, out of his little league. He can’t use his toys to hit me with, he can’t do what he did to Robbie and Chris Elite because IF he does, I’m the champion.

Senn *dropping to the corner*: The winds are blowing for a change and its about time I give you all one. **Senn drops the microphone*

( ‘Reminder’ by Jay-Z plays as Scott Diamond walks out to the ring with the Elite Championship and hi-fiving some fans )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent …He is coming out of Long Island New York, he is the EAW ELITE CHAMPION ….’’BRAVEHEART’’….SCOTTTTT DIIIIAMOOOOONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan: Well this man is full of pent up rage and understandingly so, he was inches away from winning the World Title at King of Extreme and along with the added stipulations that if he can lose by DQ or countout.

Flashback: Well he is going to have to, isn’t he? Otherwise he will lose the title…

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Fan: Well this match is under way, rules are in place and Scott Diamond must adhere to them or otherwise face the consequences, can he do it tonight? Scott has the size advantage and the strength advantage but without the usage of weapons, it’ll be interesting to see how he handles this match when Jacob has the advantage in this match…And Scott instantly charges out of his corner towards Jacob, who ducks out of the way and Scott turns but Jacob SLAPS him across the face! And Scott is fuming!

Flashback: But before Scott can grab Jacob, Jacob ducks again and this time sends kicks into the back of Scotts legs! Scott tries turning but Jacob kicks him in the mid-section and looks for an Irish-whip but Scott easily counters, sending Jacob off the ropes as Jacob rebounds for a CLOTHESLINE!! But Jacob with the baseball slide through Scotts legs and Jacob springs to his feet as he connects with a JUMPING ENZURGI INTO THE SIDE OF SCOTTS HEAD!! Scott falls into a sitting position as Senn hits off the ropes and connects with a running knee into the face of Scott! Jacob now with the cover!

ONE!!!! ….NOO!!!! SCOTT POWERS OUT OF IT!!!

Fan: Senn climbs on top of Scott, sending fists into his head! Various rights and lefts but Scott with one POWERFUL punch knocks Senn off him! Senn scrambles to his feet as Scott gets up and ALMOST TAKES SENNS HEAD OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! And now Scott has Senn right where he wants him, Scott lifts Senn up and throws him into the corner and begins pounding on him, Scott throwing boxing like fists into the mid-section of Senn, into his face, into any open space he can! The referee has to intervene, telling Scott to ‘ease up’ and tries pushing him out of the corner but again Jacob SLAPS Scott across the face and Scott tries to get at him with the referee holding him back! Scott has to be careful or risk the DQ and lose the title..

Flashback: And as Scott is being dragged away, Senn now climbs the turnbuckle and LEAPS OFF WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE INTO SCOTT!! Senn is on his knees as Scott is down, but Scott is trying to push himself up but Jacob charges at him with a running DDT!! But Scott nails him with a big boot! That floors Jacob to the mat and Jacob rolls out of the ring, trying to avoid Scott but Scott rolls out of the ring, Scott has only gotten madder since this match begun and the last place Senn wants to be is on the outside as Scott grabs Senn and FLINGS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!! SENN HIT INTO THE BARRICADE HEAD OVER HEELS AS JACOB IS LYING UPSIDE DOWN ON THE FLOOR!!!

Ref: ONE!!! …TWOO!!! …THREE!!!! ….FOUR!!!!….

Fan: And Scott now Scott lifts up Senn and THROWS HIM HEAD OVER HEELS INTO THE OPPOSITE BARRICADE!! DEAR LORD!!! SENN IS IN ALL KINDS OF PAIN NOW!!

Ref: FIVE!!…..SIX!!!!!……

Flashback; And Scott now lifts up Senn and HITS A OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE FLOOR!! SENN YELLS IN PAIN AS SCOTT IS IN FULL CONTROL OF THIS MATCH!!

Ref: SEVEN!!!…..EIGHT!!!!….

Fan: Scott rolls Senn back into the ring, Scott is watching Senn struggle to his feet as Scott now lifts Senn up into the air …and drops him down with a delayed powerslam! On that back of Senn that Scott has been targeting, And Scott now stomps on that back, vicious stomps as Senn is yelling out in mercy! Scott lifts Senn up and instantly looks for another delayed powerslam! But Senn rolls of Scott, landing behind him as SENN CONNECTS WITH A PELE KICK OUTTA NOWHERE INTO SCOTT!! BOTH MEN GO DOWN!! Senn is down and trying to regroup, Scott the same but Jacob is using the ropes to aid himself to his feet, Scott is pulling himself to his knees…

Flashback: And Jacob charges towards Scott —-BUT SCOTT LIFTS HIM UP IN MID-AIR AND DROPS HIM WITH A BACKBREAKER ONTO A KNEE!! THAT IS GONNA HURT! Jacob is rolling in pain as Scott smirks, Scott gets to his his feet as he grabs Jacob and I think Scott is planning on ending this match now! Scott lifts Jacob up in the air and LOOKS FOR THE COLD HARD JUSTICE!!! BUT JACOB SLIPS OFF SCOTTS SHOULDERS AND CONNECTS WITH A HANGMANS NECKBREAKER!!

Fan: And Scott rolls to the corner as he is slumped into a sitting position as Jacob is regrouping, his back is getting marks all over it but he climbs to his feet and charges —CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING SOMMERSAULT INTO SCOTT IN THE CORNER!!! BUT SCOTT CATCHES HIM!!! SCOTT NOW RISES TO HIS FEET WITH JACOB CROCHED UPSIDE DOWN AND SCOTT CONNECTS WITH A PILEDRIVER!! A CRADLE PILEDRIVER BY SCOTT AS JACOB IS DROPPED DIRECTLY ONTO HIS NECK!! AND SCOTT WITH THE COVER, THIS IS GOTTA BE IT!!

ONE!!!!!!!!! ………TWOOOOO!!!!!! …..NO!!! JACOB GETS A HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!

Flashback: Scott is in amazement, he simply can’t believe it! Scott is lifting himself back to his feet as he grabs Jacob, pulling him up and dropping him with a belly to back suplex! Jacob lands in the corner, trying to lift himself up with the aid of the turnbuckle but SCOTT CHARGES AT JACOB WITH A TURNBUCKLE CLOTHESLINE!! Scott now sends fists into Jacob, bigtime hard haymakers as the referee tries pushing Scott away, telling him to ‘ease up’ but Scott isn’t listening as the referee forcefully pushes Scott away, Scott can’t afford a DQ her—-BUT JACOB SPITS IN THE FACE OF SCOTT!! AND SCOTT SHOVES THE REFEREE THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR AS SCOTT BEGINS TO POUND LIKE A BOXER INTO JACOB SENN!!

Fan: HUGE AND POWERFUL FISTS INTO JACOBS FACE AND MID-SECTION!! SCOTT HAS LOST IT, THAT SPIT HAS SENT HIM OVER THE EDGE!!! BUT LOOK FLASH!! THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL, I THINK HE JUST DISQUALIFIED SCOTT!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, due to aggressive force and putting his hands on the referee …SCOTT DIAMOND HAS BEEN DISQUALIFIED!! ….Which means your winner and the NEEEEEEEEEEEEW EAW ELITE CHAMPION…..JACOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBB SENNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

**Jacob rolls out of the ring and crawls over, gleefully clutching his Elite championship as Scott stands in the ring in amazement**

Flashback: Jacob Senn has done it! He outsmarted Scott Diamond tonight and exploited the stipulations for this match, he’s the new champion!

Fan: Jacob is walking up the ramp, change is now coming to Sho—-BUT FROM BEHIND!! SCOTT DIAMOND ATTACKS JACOB FROM BEHIND!! AND SCOTT RAMS JACOB INTO THE RINGPOST!! Jacob falls to the floor as Scott checks underneath the ring and …pulls OUT A LEAD PIPE!! As Jacob tries to get onto his feet …SCOTT SMASHES THE LEAD PIPE INTO THE MID-SECTION OF JACOB SENN!! AND SCOTT SMASHES THAT LEAD PIPE INTO THE SPINE OF JACOB!! JACOB YELLS OUT IN PAIN AS HE FALLS TO THE FLOOR!!

Flashback: THIS IS EXACTLY WHY KENRDA PUT THE STIPULATIONS IN PLACE TONIGHT, SCOTT HAS LOST IT, HE’S OUT OF CONTROL!! AND WORKERS ARE COMING OUT HERE, TRYING TO STOP SCOTT, TRYING TO SEPARATE SCOTT FROM JACOB!! BUT SCOTT TAKES THEM DOWN, SCOTT TAKES EVERY SINGLE REFEREE, DOCTOR, SECURITY GUARD DOWN AS HE GOES BACK TO JACOB!! WIELDING THAT LEAD PIPE AS JACOB IS TRYING TO GET UP BUT TURBO STARS ARE COMING OUT HERE, PAULY C, NIKK ESSEX, ANDREW WADE AND SHOWDOWNS NEW SIGNING EA WILLIAMS, ALL TRYING TO STOP SCOTT!!

Fan: AND THEY ARE TRYING TO DRAG HIM AWAY, AWAY FROM CAUSING MORE DESTRUCTION…BUT SCOTT BREAKS FREE AND CHARGES AT JACOB WITH A SPEAR!! AND THAT SENDS JACOB THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!! THE SECOND FPV IN A ROW THAT SCOTT HAS SPEARED SOMEBODY THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!! BAH GAWD!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY THE CARNAGE AS MORE SECURITY GUARDS COME RUNNING OUT AND HANDCUFF SCOTT, THAT’S THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THIS MAN!!!

**Scott is dragged up the ramp as EMTS check on Jacob Senn**

Flashback: Honestly…what has gotten into Scott?!

Scott *at the top of the ramp**: EAW….CAN KISS MY ASS!!!

( Camera pans backstage to Eve in the interview area )

Eve: Hello everybody, I hope you all are enjoying the show as tonight, joined with me at this time, a man who has been making waves on Showdown lately…PYRITE!!!

( Pyrite steps into the scene )

Eve: Now Pyr—

Pyrite: Shut up.

Pyrite: This is MY time on the microphone and I am not going to have some second-rate piece of trash asking me the exact same questions. Tonight is MY night, tonight is the night Pyrite finally rises up and takes control of his career. Ever since Justified Reckoning, I’ve just let people step over me, I just smiled and watched people get chances that they didn’t deserve…PEOPLE LIKE CRASH DO NOT DESERVE THINGS OVER ME.

Pyrite: HE DID NOTHING TO GET A SPOT IN THAT ELIMINATION CHAMBER…HE DID NOTHING TO FACE DEMON AT KING OF EXTREME, I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THOSE, NOT HIM! …*Pyrite cools down*…It doesn’t matter, because tonight I am going to breakout and finally start dominating this company.

Pyrite: People like Crash won’t be getting chances after tonight when I win tonight, he’ll be put where he rightfully belongs …BELOW ME ON THE CARD. 2013 will be the year of Pyrite, tonight I will win and then in two months I will win the GRAND RAMPAGE AND BECOME WORLD CHAMPION AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!

( Pyrite steps out of the room )

( Camera pans back to ringside )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall!!!

(“Adrenaline” by Shinedown plays as Zack Crash walks out)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Charleston West Virginia weighting in at 225 Pounds! ZAAACKKK CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(“Survival” Tactics by Joey Badass and Capital Steez hit’s as Pyrite walks out)

Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent, from Brooklyn New York, weighting in at 225 Pounds!! PYRITEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

WWEFan: The match begins as these two lock up, Pyrite now with a side headlock. Zack Crash quickly elbowing Pyrite in the stomach as Pyrite let’s loose quickly and Zack Crash runs and hits a clothesline! But Pyrite ducks and knocks him down with a shoulder tackle as Pyrite begins to flex as Crash sends a kick to his leg and gets up quickly as Pyrite brushes it off as he is quite the showman here tonight! They lock up once more, and Zack Crash with a side headlock on Pyrite and Pyrite shoots him off to the ropes but Zack Crash with a shoulder tackle of his own knocking Pyrite down and Zack begins to mock Pyrite as Pyrite gets up angrily and throws a huge punch into the jaw of Zack Crash!

FlashBack: Zack Crash holding his jaw as Pyrite runs with a thunderous clothesline as Zack Crash is is a bad way right now as Pyrite grabs Zack and hits a backbreaker! Zack Crash holding his back in agony as Pyrite now not playing any games as he grabs Zack and begins just slamming his head repeatedly into the mat! OVER, AND OVER AND OVER!!! Zack holding his head in pain as Pyrite begins to taunt as the crowd begins to boo, Pyrite walks over to Zack and stomps onto his sternum but keeps his foot there as PYRITE IS JUST APPLYING PRESSURE TO THE RIBS OF ZACK CRASH!!! Zack Crash in so much pain as Pyrite goes off and begins shouting out this is “too easy” Zack Crash up on his knees as Pyrite walks up to him! But Zack Crash with a right hand to the ribs of Pyrite!

WWEFan: AND ANOTHER RIGHT HAND TO THE BODY OF PYRITE!!! And Crash is up to his feet and hits a NECKBREAKER ON PYRITE!!! Pyrite down for the second time in this match as Zack Crash grabs Pyrite up to his feet which isn’t smart when your dealing with someone like Pyrite and locks in a SLEEPER HOLD!!! GREAT STRATEGY BY THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION ZACK CRASH!! AS PYRITE IS FADING HERE AND THIS MIGHT BE THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE!!!

Flashback: BUT PYRITE SHOWING HIS STRENGTH AS HE IS PUSHING HIMSELF UP, MY GOD THIS GUY IS A FREAK, PYRITE NOW SLAMS BACKWARDS AS ZACK CRASH BREAKS THE HOLD!! Pyrite now holding his throat getting up quickly as Zack is up also and Pyrite with a kick to gut and hits a STRONG SNAP SUPLEX ON ZACK CRASH AS ZACK IS JUST IN A CHROME POSITION!!! PYRITE NOW THROWS ZACK CRASH ONTO THE OUTSIDE AND THIS MATCH IS GOING TO GET REALLY DANGEROUS NOW AS ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ON THE OUTSIDE!!

WWEFan: Pyrite onto the outside now as he grabs Zack Crash and throws him into the steel steps without a care in the world! Pyrite now grabs Zack Crash and runs him into the barricade as the fans are getting a little to close to the action here tonight at Reasonable Doubt! Pyrite now sizing Zack Crash up for something big here tonight, Pyrite sizing him up AND PYRITE RUNS FULL STEAM AHEAD FOR A SPEAR INTO THE BARRICADE!!! BUT NO ZACK CRASH AVOIDS IT AND PYRITE GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE BARRICADE AS IT BREAKS AND PYRITE IS LAID OUT COMPLETLY AS ZACK CRASH LOOKS BACK HOLDING HIS CHEST AS PYRITE WAS SO CLOSE FROM KILLING HIM!! Zack Crash now grabs Pyrite and rolls him inside of the ring as he goes for the first cover of this match up!

ONEEEEEEEEE…….TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO………THRRRR- KICKOUT!!

Flashblack: This war machine Pyrite is just a animal and I am shocked to see is still alive in this match after that! Zack Crash getting a little frustrated here as he walks out to the outside and grabs a Steel Chair, Zack Crash rolls inside of the ring and runs at Pyrite who is rising to his feet! BUT PYRITE CATCHES HIM AND PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER!! A SPINEBUSTER AS PYRITE NOW GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR AND PLANTS IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS HE GRABS ZACK CRASH!! Pyrite setting up for some huge impact here tonight as he grabs Zack Crash and places him backwards on the turnbuckle!

WWEFan: Pyrite now climbs the turnbuckle, AND HE GOES FOR A BACK SUPLEX ONTO THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!! AND IT CONNECTS!!! MY GOD A BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE CHAIR AS ZACK CRASH IS HOLDING HIS HEAD IN PAIN AND PYRITE IS UP QUICKLY WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE, THIS GUY IS A SICK HUMAN BEING. Pyrite now grabs Zack Crash and begins smacking him in the face, what a show of disrespect here by Pyrite as Pyrite is just toying with Zack Crash here tonight trying to be a showoff. Pyrite grabs Zack Crash and slams him down with a scoop slam and goes for a cover!

ONEEEEEEEEEEE……..TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…….KICKOUT!!!!!!!! BY ZACK CRASH!!!

Flashblack: Zack Crash kicks out and Pyrite is smiling as he gets to deliver more pain here tonight to Zack, Pyrite NOW LOCKS IN A CAMEL CLUTCH!!! A CAMEL CLUTCH ON ZACK CRASH AS THAT BACK IS BEING TARGETED BY PYRITE AS HE IS APPLYING PRESSURE AND ZACK IS TRYING TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES AS PYRITE IS JUST TIGHTENING THAT HOLD!! Zack Crash now crawling, what a warrior instinct this young man has as he continues to crawl, and crawl to those ropes but Pyrite breaks the hold, what the hell is he doing, PYRITE LIFTS UP JUST A LITTLE AND SITS DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF ZACK CRASH AS CRASH BEGINS TO SCREAM!!! AND ZACK CRASH IS ABLE TO SLIDE OUT OF IT UNDER THE LEGS OF PYRITE AND LOCKS IN AN ANKLE LOCK!!! ZACK CRASH WITH AN ANKLE LOCK ON PYRITE AS PYRITE BEGINS TO SCREAM IN AGONY!!

WWEFan: CRASH SCREAMING FOR PYRITE TO GIVE UP LIKE THE BITCH HE IS AS PYRITE IS TRYING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES!!! Zack Crash with a shocked look on his face as he drags Pyrite onto the outside and DDT”s him onto the floor!!! my God Zack Crash is willing to win at any means nessicary as Pyrite is laid out and Zack Crash is walking over near us and he begins removing the monitors from our announcers table,

Flashback: HEY JACKASS, WE NEED THOSE MONITORS!!!

WWEFan: AND ZACK CRASH IS JUST IGNORING YOU AS HE GRABS PYRITE AND SENDS HIM ONTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!! AND CRASH CLIMBS ONTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE HIMSELF AS HE LOOKS TO PILEDRIVER PYRITE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!! BUT PYRITE AVOIDING IT AS HE SENDS ZACK CRASH OVER AND ONTO THE FLOOR!!! MY GOD HIS INSIDE’S HAVE TO BE KILLING HIM AS ZACK CRASH IS JUST ROLLING OVER IN PAIN!!

Flashback: Pyrite now grabs Zack Crash in a oklahoma slam position but RUNS TO THE RING POST AND RUN’S ZACK CRASH INTO THE RING POST AS ALREADY YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN ONTO HIS FACE AS PYRITE BEGINS TO LAUGH AND WIPES SOME OF THE BLOOD ON HIS CHEST!! THIS IS SICK, AND PYRITE ROLLS ZACK CRASH INSIDE OF THE RING AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!

ONEEEEEEE…….TWOOOOOOOOOOOO……KICKOUT!!!! BY ZACK CRASH!!

WWEFan: And Pyrite grabs Zack Crash once more and LOOKS TO GO FOR THE PYBOMB!!! BUT CRASH DROPS DOWN AND LOOKS TO GO FOR THE CRASH TEST!!!BUT PYRITE WITH A ANOTHER REVERSAL WHAT A SERIES HERE AS PYRITE GOES FOR THE PYBOMB AGAIN BUT ZACK CRASH DROPS DOWN AND WITH A ROLL UP ON PYRITE!!!!

ONEEEEEEE……TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

RA: Here is your winner, ZAAACCCKKK CRAASSSHHH!!!

(Camera shows Zack running to the ramp Celebrating as Pyrite is throwing a fit inside of the ring)

( Camera pans to the Project E.G.O locker room with Christy Cruise, Cleopatra and Jaywalker )

Christy: Tonight is going to be such a night for Project E.G.O, Demon will retire Methuselah, Kendra will be gone and I’ll Cleanse and legitimatize the vixens for once.

Jaywalker: Finally, after tonight I wont have to put up with a certain somebody acting as if this was 2009 and trying to screw me over…When E.G.O takes over as GM, I might get some good competition, I mean …Scott and Cage (NO)!!!

Christy: After tonight, I won’t have to put up with generic vixens like Cameron Ella Ava running around on my screen…Honestly, her and Sasha are the same, same clothing, same lame insults, same horrible tastes in everything, if I didn’t leave EAW, she’d be carrying my bags for me like she used to..

Cleo: Didn’t she injury you for like a year??

Christy: IRRELEVANT!!! I MADE CAMERON ELLA AVA, I MADE HER A SUCCESSFUL, I MADE HER HAVE ANY BIT OF RESPECT FOR HERSELF! WHEN I LEFT, SHE WAS HANGING OFF HAWK OF ALL PEOPLE! (ILL)!! SHE SHOULD BE KISSING MY FEET!

Christy: IMA TAKE HER OUT, I DON’T WANT UNORIGINAL, JENNY INSPIRING VIXENS IN EAW, MMKAY?!?!

( Christy storms out of the room )

( Highlights play of Cameron Ella Ava/Christy Cruise feud, showing them teaming in 2011 to Cameron taking Christy out at No Regards to Christy attacking Cameron on Showdown )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is a GRUDGE MATCH!!!

( ‘Rumours’ by Lindsay Lohan plays as Cameron Ella Ava walks out wearing a custom pink and purple dress )

Ring Announcer: First, making her way to the ring from California…CAMMMMMMMEROOONNNNNN ELLLLAAAAAAAAAAA AVAAAAAAA!!!!

Fan: Well it could be argued that Cameron started this entire feud with Christy, Cameron was the one who turned her back on Christy, who took Christy out of EAW for a year, maybe karma is coming back to her tonight?!

Flashback: Please, she did whatever she had to do to get to the top, you of all people should know that fa—

Fan: FROM BEHIND, CHRISTY ATTACKS CAMERON FROM BEHIND AS CAMERON WAS WALKING DOWN THE RAMP!! And Christy lifts Cameron up and TOSSES CAMERON INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! CHRISTY CHARGES AT CAMERON WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK!! CAMERONS HEAD SMASHES INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! Christy rolls Cameron into the ring and slides in with her, as this match is underway!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Flashback: Christy lifts up Cameron and throws her into the turnbuckle, Christy hammers her with fists, stomps and kicks into Cameron! Christy with the snapmare takedown and Christy CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD OF CAMERON!! Christy in complete control as she JAYWALKS ALL OVER CAMERON!! CHRISTY STOMPING ON ALL OF CAMERONS BODY PARTS!! Cameron rolls out to the apron, trying to get into the match but Christy WITH THE BASEBALL SLIDE INTO CAMERON, KNOCKING HER INTO THE BARRICADE WITH FORCE!!

Fan: Christy rolls back out, lifting Cameron up and WHIPPING HER INTO THE STEEL ST—NO!! CAMERON BLOCKS, KICKING CHRISTY IN THE MID-SECTION AND PULLS HER IN, SNAP DDT!! SNAP DDT ONTO THE FLOOR, CHRISTY’S HEAD HITS THE FLOOR! Cameron has time to regroup as she gets to her feet, Cameron lifts Christy up and tries to roll her back into the ring but Christy sends a back kick into Camerons mid-section, Christy is slumped up by that apron but Cameron comes back at her, throwing an elbow at Christy but Christy kicks Cameron in the mid-section, which knocks Cameron backwards as CHRISTY CHARGES AT HER….CLOTHESLINE OVER THE BARRICA—NO!!! CAMERON WITH THE BACKBODY DROP!!! CHRISTY LANDS SPINE FIRST INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!

Flashback: Cameron hops the barricade and lifts Christy up, positioning her by an open chair as CAMERON LIFTS CHRISTY UP AND DROPS SPINE FIRST ONTO THE OPENED CHAIR!! AND CAMERON DRAGS CHRISTY OFF, CAUSING HER HEAD TO SMACK OFF THE CONCRETE!!! Cameron grabs that chair, folding it up and BEGINS SMACKING CHRISTYS DEFENCELESS BODY WITH IT!! THIS IS A GRUDGE MATCH BY EVERY MEANS!! And Cameron drops that chair, lifting the defenceless Christy up …DDT ONTO THE CHAIR!!

Fan: NO!!! CHRISTY KNEES CAMERON IN THE MID-SECTION AND CHRISTY IS THE ONE WHO CONNECTS WITH THE DDT ONTO THE CHAIR!!! Christy is given time to regain herself as she gets to her feet but Cameron has been busted open! Christy lifts Cameron up, LIFTING HER UP AND DROPPING HER ONTO ANOTHER OPENED CHAIR WITH A SUPLEX!! THESE TWO WON’T LET UP!! Cameron is lying on that chair as Christy is regrouping and pulls Cameron in…LOOKING FOR A DDT OFF THE CHAIR AND ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! BUT CAMERON WITH FISTS INTO CHRISTYS MID-SECTION, CAMERON HITTING ANYTHING THAT SHE CAN!! Cameron rolls off the chair, dropping to her knees as Christy backs up…

Flashback: CHRISTY CHARGES AT CAMERON BUT CAMERON WITH A HIP TOSS!!! SENDING CHRISTY SPINE FIRST AGAIN INTO THE FLOOR!!! Cameron has time to regroup as she lifts Christy up into a suplex position ….CAMERON GOING FOR THE BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE BARRICADE!!! THIS TOOK CHRISTY OUT OF EAW FOR A YEAR!!! BUT CHRISTY DRIVES HER KNEES INTO CAMERONS HEAD!!! AND CHRISTY NOW WITH A HURRICANA, SENDING BOTH VIXENS OVER THE BARRICADE!!

Fan: Christy pulls herself up as Cameron is using the barricade to get up, Christy grabs Cameron and THROWS HER INTO THE TIMEKEEPER!! Christy taunting the crowd, taunting the females in the crowd as she goes towards Cameron —BUT CAMERON OUTTA NOWHERE SMASHES THE TIMEKEEPERS BELL INTO CHRISTYS FACE! AND CHRISTY IS BUSTED OPEN, BOTH VIXENS BLEEDING!!! AND CHRISTY STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS CAMERON CHARGES AT HER – SPEAR!!! CAMERON SPEARS CHRISTY INTO THE FLOOR!! AND CAMERON ROLLS CHRISTY INTO THE RING, COVERR!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! CHRISTY KICKS OUT!!!!

Flashback: Cameron is in shock! Cameron is getting to her feet and lifts Christy up…PILEDRVER!!! BUT NO!!! CHRISTY WITH THE LEG SWEEP, DROPPING CAMERON ONTO HER BACK AND CHRISTY WITH THE CATAPULT!!! CAMERON GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!! AND CAMERON STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS CHRISTY LIFTS CAMERON UP …ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP!!! IT CONNECTS!!!

Fan: Christy lifts Cameron back up, blood pouring down her face as she LEAPS!!! ONE HIT WONDER!!! BUT CAMERON COUNTERS IT INTO A FLAPJACK, FLAPJACK AS CHRISTY GOES THROAT FIRST INTO THE TOP ROPE!!! AND CAMERON LEAPS!!! GODDESSES TOUCH!!! BUT CHRISTY DUCKS IT!!! CAMERON MISSES AS CAMERON SCRAMBLES TO HER FEET BUT CHRISTY LEAPS!! ONE HIT WONDER!!! THIS TIME IT CONNECTS!!!

ONE!!! TWOOO!!!! THREE!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Flashback: CHRISTY DOES IT!!! CHRISTY WINS!!! BAH GAWD, WHAT A MATCH!!!

Fan: That was extreme, Christy rolls out of the ring and celebrates, a SECOND FPV win for her, undefeated in FPVs since returning!

( Camera pans backstage to Max A Million with Rami )

Max: Joined with me at this time, Rami! And coming up in a few minutes, you will face both Hades and Ventura for the Interwire championship..

Rami: In a few minutes, the ring announcer will be saying …YOUR WINNER AND THE NEEEEWWW AND ONLY TWO TIME IW CHAMPION….RAMI!!!

Rami: Tonight should be ONLY Me vs. Hades, not some bald summabitch named Ventura who FAILED against Hades already. This guy THINKS that people will feel sorry for him because he got some burn marks? That it?? I have seen people get their legs caught on fire and STILL compete the next week but not him?! C’MON!

Rami: Tonight, Ima win back MY title, the title that I care for, have always cared for and not let some freak hold the title, he can’t decide if he’s undead or a biker, how is he a champion?? (NO)!!! You can’t have Johnny be champion, he’ll need plasters if you touch his pussy ass, so that means I should be the champion.

Rami: AND I WILL BE….And maybe Johnny can have another Oscar worthy cry in hospital and Hades can pick a bike or casket for his travelling duties.

Rami: And don’t worry Max, you can join the celebrations, I heard Eve is interested in you ..but don’t tell Impact, he might come to Showdown and bitch to me.

( Rami walks off )

(Graphic of Johnny Ventura vs Rami vs Hades the Hellraiser for the InterWire Championship is shown as the crowd cheers in the background)

Fan: I can’t wait for this one, this is sure to be a cautionary tale about just how deeply personal it can get when you decide to chase after Championship gold!

(Video package plays, recapping the three-way feud between Johnny Ventura, Rami, and Hades the Hellraiser… Stemming from Hades attacking Rami back in October, leading to Hades capturing the InterWire Title at Justified Reckoning… The insertion of Johnny Ventura, and the eruption of all three competitors as they attack each other in the weeks leading up to tonight)

(The camera cuts back to the rabid audience as they cheer for the following contest..)

(“Bulls on Parade” by Rage Against The Machine plays all throughout the arena as Johnny Ventura makes his way out to the stage in black and blue attire, wielding a wooden baseball bat in his left hand)

Announcer: The following triple threat contest is scheduled for ONE fall and it is for the EAW InterWire Championship!!…. First, making his way down to the ring…. From Brooklyn, New York!…. Weighing in at 235 pounds!…. “THE MAGISTER”…. JOHNNY VEEEEENNNNNTTUUURRRAAA!!!….

Flashback: I.. Uh.. Well, at least Johnny is taking the appropriate precautions for this contest tonight! I can’t see anyone wanting to screw with the guy holding the bat, but then again, the two men he’s taking on just might take up that challenge.. Nonetheless, Johnny has come a long way since he walked out victorious in the InterWire Title Tournament back at Justified Reckoning, it’s now or never for him!

(“Let it Roll” by Flo Rida plays all throughout the arena as Rami makes his way out to the stage in a customized jacket and purple and white trunks as he cautiously stares down with Ventura)

Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring…. From Djerba, Tunisia!…. Weighing in at 244 pounds!…. The “Underdog”…. RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIII!!!….

Fan: I think as much as Rami despises the man in the ring and the other that’s about to come out here, he knows running head-on into an awaiting bat with more than enough hate behind it might NOT be the best choice as he chooses to instead remain on the outside where he’ll be less susceptible to danger…

(“Dead or Alive” by Bon Jovi plays all throughout the arena as a motorcycle engine is heard revving up… Hades the Hellraiser rides out in customized Harley Davidson motorcycle with black and red skull designs painted all over it and his InterWire Championship wrapped around the front of it)

Announcer: Lastly, making his way to the ring…. From Devil Town, North Carolina!…. Weighing in at 312 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING E-A-W INTERWIRE CHAMPION….. HADES THE HEEEEEEELLLLLLLRRRAAAAIIIIIISSSEERRRRR!!!….

Flashback: Hades has put that beautiful custom motorbicycle of his to a stop, but he seems to be… Hades opens up a pouch on the side of it… Hades pulls out a crowbar!! Is there some memo that both Rami and I didn’t get or something? Why the hell have both Ventura and Hades come prepared with instruments of torture?!

Fan: First of all… “Motorbicycle”?… Secondly, perhaps Ventura and Hades simply just KNOW what’s to come here in this contest as Hades now enters the ring, staring down with Ventura on the opposite side and Rami, who’s still here on the outside… Hades holds up that beautiful InterWire Championship up in the air for all to see… That’s what it’s all about. The Official rings for the bell..

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flashback: Well this contest is officially underway, but not a single person has yet to make a move just yet as Johnny Ventura and Hades the Hellraiser remain at a stalemate in the ring.. Both wielding weapons that are sure to cause an immense amount of pain if used correctly as Rami seems to be the odd man out here thus far… But hold on! Rami seems to be scattering to find a weapon to compete with the two awaiting men in the ring! A heckling fan in the front row seems to, oddly enough, be Rami’s target as he.. Rami steals the cup of beer from the fan’s hand! What the HELL could he possibly do with that?! Rami is actually sliding back into the ring with that beer in hand as though he’s going to use it on someone as Hades and Ventura seem to not even notice… All three men are looking for someone.. Anyone to make the first move… RAMI THROWS THE BEER AT JOHNNY!! No! It seems Rami was only trying to fake Ventura out… VENTURASWINGS AT RAMI WITH THAT BAT!! Rami bolts—Colliding into an awaiting Hades! Rami seems to have just unintentionally sent that beer into the face of a very angry Hades!! Not a good combination! HADES SWINGS WITH THAT CROWBAR!!

Fan: Rami seems to have just saved his skin as he drops and rolls to the outside, wanting NO part of this as Ventura finally makes his move as he swings that wooden bat at Hades!! Hades’ has it blocked with his crowbar! Hades quickly overpowers Johnny as he sends that bat of his straight to the outside! Hades immediately connects with an elbow to the jaw of Ventura! Ventura backpedals into the nearest corner as Hades charges straight for him with a full head of steam! But look at this! Rami is back in this as he seems to be taunting Hades from the apron! HADES SWINGS WITH THAT CROWBAR! Rami ducks it! Ventura catches Hades from behind with a devastating chop block to the back of the right leg! Hades isn’t giving up just yet as he tries to get back to a vertical base.. But it seems no good as he stumbles into that corner with Johnny Ventura wasting no time unloading on him with a series of unrelenting shots! The momentum has certainly shifted early on in this contest as it seems the InterWire Champion is now at the mercy of his opponents as Ventura lays into him with several unforgiving stomps all over his defenseless body!

Flashback: Hold on a second… It Rami seems to now have that crowbar of Hades in his hand as he tells Ventura to move aside! RAMI DRIVES THAT CROWBAR INTO THE SKULL OF HADES!! Rami seems to have snapped as he repeatedly nails Hades with his own crowbar, looking to completely humiliate and even mutilate the defenseless Champion! But Ventura now pulls Rami aside.. Swiping the crowbar from his hands! Ventura seems to want his turn now as he’s headed straight for the now busted open Hades the Hellraiser!! RAMI ROLLSVENTURA UP FROM BEHIND WITH A SCHOOL BOY!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!

Fan: Ventura with a kick out! Ventura gets back to his feet with a disgusted look across his face as he glares at an “apologetic” Rami… Ventura still very much has that intimidating crowbar in his clutches as Rami now drops to his knees, begging for mercy! I don’t thinkVentura’s falling for this blatantly obvious ruse of his opponent’s! VENTURA SWINGS WITH THAT CROWBAR! Rami immediately catches him with a drop toe hold! Ventura is sent colliding into Hades are they’re now BOTH downed in the corner with Rami seemingly in full control by this point in time… Rami looks to be wasting no time going on the offensive as he sets up Ventura right in front of Hades and backs up a couple feet… Rami drives a boot straight across the face of Ventura!! I think the back of Ventura’s head might have colliding with the face of Hades, but I’m not quite sure… Rami quickly reaches down and navigates Johnny Ventura back to both of his feet as he… He sendsVentura through the ropes and crashing HARD onto the mat on the outside!

Flashback: It seems as though Hades is now the primary target of the former InterWire Champion as Rami’s got a fire in his eyes that may very well mean revenge for him as he gets down to Hades’ level and immediately lays into him with several violent forearms straight to the face! You can see the blood of Hades now coloring that right forearm of Rami with every unforgiving hit! It’s clear that Rami takes this very personally as he seems to be unloading every ounce of emotion; every square inch of hatred, humiliation, pain, envy, despair and more that the man he now brutally attacks has caused him since day one back in October!! Rami seems to have finally let up on the attack as he gets back to his feet, staring down at the possibly unconscious body of Hades the Hellraiser as the fans seem disgusted by the former Champion’s actions! The Official seems to be concerned with Hades’ health at the moment and I can’t say I blame him as he seems to be asking for some sort of response from the Champ… Rami forces the Referee out of the way and NAILS Hades with one more disgusting boot to the face!! Rami now.. He nonchalantly places a boot upon the chest of Hades for the pin!! The Referee is reluctant, but it seems he has no choice as he goes down to count it!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………..

Fan: HADES WITH A KICK OUT! Rami seems to have been caught off-guard by the resilience of Hades the Hellraiser! Rami asks the Referee if that was a three count, but it most certainly wasn’t and Rami shouldn’t be shocked at all after basically asking for the kick out with that egotistical cover! Rami immediately goes down and hooks the leg of Hades for a more appropriate pin! THIS COULD BE IT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!………… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flashback: Hades with a shoulder up!! Hades is showing more and more signs of life as these fans are eagerly cheering him on to fight back from this setback he’s been placed in by his opponents! Rami is FURIOUS! RAMI HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF HADES NOW A THIRD COVER!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!

Fan: Hades powers out of it!! What resilience we’re seeing from the InterWire Champion here tonight! Rami seems to be confused as to why Hades won’t stay down after all the punishment he’s dished out thus far, but I’m afraid only Hades can answer that and he seems to be doing just that as he’s actually now struggling to get back to a vertical base! Rami realizes he can’t allow this, he knows he’s gotta keep his opponent down and in the palm of his hands as he rises back to his feet… HADES SENDS RAMI OVER THE ROPES WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! What power from Hades! The Champion seems to have just used what he had left in him for the moment to send Rami crashing to the outside! I don’t think it’s going to last long as a now furious Rami springs back to his feet on the outside… RAMI’S MET WITH A WOODEN BAT TO THE MID-SECTION!! Ventura is back in this and he’s looking more pissed than ever as he lays into Rami with a second shot with that bat!! Rami doubles over in pain, but there’s no time to recuperate as Ventura continues the onslaught with another excruciating shot with that wooden back, this time to the SPINE of Rami!!

Flashback: Ventura seems to have snapped by this point as he wraps that wooden bat around the throat of Rami!! Ventura is doing all he can to squeeze every ounce of life from Rami’s body as a bloodied Hades the Hellraiser seems to have his own agenda back in the ring… Rami is quickly fading!! HADES LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! HADES CRASHES INTO BOTH MEN ON THE OUTSIDE WITH AN AMAZING PLANCHA!!! ALL THREE MEN ARE LAID OUT! Look at the carnage these men have left strewn about in what feels like such a short amount of time! We’ve got wooden baseball bats, a crowbar, blood, sweat, bruises, and three men that are doing EVERYTHING to retain or capture the InterWire Championship! Hades and Ventura seem to be the first two that are slowly struggling to climb back to their feet here on the outside… Hades seems to have gained his balance on his feet as Ventura stumbles into the barricade… Hades sees this as a golden opportunity to strike as he makes his way over to Ventura… Hades charges! Ventura has it scouted with a boot to the jaw of Hades! Both men are worn out, but something’s gotta give as Hades backs up with Ventura looking for something… Ventura leaps to the barricade! WHEEL OF STEEL!!!! NO! The springboard roundhouse doesn’t connect as Hades catches Ventura on his shoulders!!

Fan: I don’t like what it looks like Hades is thinking as he’s got Ventura right where he wants him… Hades raises Ventura up in the air… Don’t do it! DON’T! LAST CALL ACROSS THE BARRICADE!!!! VENTURA IS WRITHING IN PAIN AS HE DROPS ONTO THE CONCRETE AND IN FRONT OF THE FANS IN THE FRONT ROW!! Ventura’s back may have just been broken; shattered into pieces!! I’ve never seen something quite like that and I should hope I never have to see it again as Hades may have just taken Ventura completely out of the equation in this contest! Hades is struggling to stay on his feet by this point as he continues to lose copious amounts of blood, wearing the classic crimson mask as he slowly makes his way towards the beaten and battered Rami… I think Rami is aware of what’s coming his way, but I don’t think he’s got the energy to do anything about it as Hades picks up more and more momentum as he makes his way towards him! RAMI SENDS HADES CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS ON THE OUTSIDE!! It seems as though Rami had that perfectly scouted as he looks to waste no more time, grabbing a hold of Hades… Rami sends Hades rolling back into the ring before sliding in himself… RAMI DRAPES THE ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF HADES FOR THE PIN!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flashback: That’s it! That’s…. That’s NOT it! No! The Official is pointing at the foot of Hades that lies upon the bottom rope! Rami is livid! Rami has become a possessed man by this point as he places himself across the chest of Hades and lays into him with everything he’s got left in him! Rami seems to even be verbally attacking Hades as he screams for him to just stay down once and for all! Rami seems to have thrown any strategic means of winning out the window as he lays into his opponent… HADES SEEMS TO HAVE HAD ENOUGH AS HE GRABS A HOLD OF RAMI!! What’s this… Hades… HELL’S GATE!!!! HADES WITH THE HELL’S GATE SUBMISSION ON RAMI OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! RAMI IS QUICKLY FADING AS HADES INCREASES THE PRESSURE OF THIS HOLD RAPIDLY!! HADES IS ON THE VERGE OF RETAINING!! RAMI’S SECONDS FROM TAPPING OUT!!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE ROPES! RAMI TAPS!!! NO! Rami’s hand is STOPPED! A pain-stricken Johnny Ventura has grabbed the arm of Rami before he can tap!! Ventura is on his knees, still visibly in pain, but he’s pulling through as he sends a shot to the head of Hades!

Fan: The Hell’s Gate has been officially broken up as a relieved Johnny Ventura rolls into the ring… All three of these men look as though they’ve been to hell and back by this point… All three of these men doing all they can for this InterWire Championship… All three slowly rising to their feet… Rami uses the ropes to aide him from the apron as Ventura and Hades remain in the ring, using what they can to climb back up… All three men are up… Rami swings for Ventura from the apron! HADES CATCHES RAMI BY THE THROAT!! LOOK OUT!! CHOKESLAM!!!! RAMI IS CHOKESLAMED DOWN TO THE MAT ON THE OUTSIDE WITH IMMENSE FORCE BY HADES!!! That seemed to have taken a lot out of Hades as he stumbles forward.. Ventura explodes out of the corner! HADES CATCHES HIM—PICKING HIM UP!! BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! NO! Ventura is fighting it!

Flashback: Ventura slides off the shoulders of Hades! Hades quickly turns around! SUPERKICK!!!! VENTURA WITH THE DISASTER PIECE INTO THE JAW OF HADES!! Look at this though, Hades is still on his feet!! Hades is dazed, but he’s up! A SECOND DISASTER PIECE CONNECTS!!!! Look at the sheer resilience of this man, Hades, as he is STILL on his feet! Ventura looks as though he’s given all he’s got after TWO superkicks as his back seems to be in a great amount of pain from earlier! Hades looks as though he’s NOT giving up! Hades stumbles forward! DISASTER PIECE FOR A THIRD TIME!!!! HADES IS DOWN!! HADES IS DOWN!! VENTURA FALLS ACROSS THE CHEST OF HADES AND HOOKS A LEG FOR THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!…………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Bulls on Parade” by Rage Against The Machine plays all throughout the arena as the Referee hands a still downed Johnny Ventura the InterWire Championship)

Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall…. And the NNNNNNEEEEWWWWWW EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!…… JOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNYYY VENTURA!!!!…..

Fan: HE’S DONE IT!!! VENTURA HAS DONE IT!!! HE DUG DOWN DEEP AND HAS DONE IT!!!

**Rami is shown looking on with his hands in his head**

Flashback: Heartbreak for Rami! That title is his life and joy! Congrats to Ventura!

( Evander Alexander Williams – Coming to Showdown next week )

( Smiley masks productions presents – its cool to be an extremist )

( Camera pans back to ringside with a chair set up as ‘Everythang’s Corrupt’ by Ice Cube plays as Robbie V walks out )

** Robbie sits down on the chair, taking a microphone and pulls out a smiley mask**

Robbie: It was a month ago, I sat here and proclaimed; ‘’its still cool to be an extremist’’ and used this mask as a symbol, a symbol that extreme isn’t what the likes of Mr.Insult want you to think that it is…And now I sit here, with a new announcement, some people think I’m retiring again, that I’m competing for the vixens title, whatever..

Robbie: Some think that this campaign is a means of keeping myself in the limelight, trying to hog attention and it means nothing…but they are wrong.. IT MEANS EVERYTHING! This mask isn’t a toy, it isn’t something for laughs, it’s a symbol but what’s the point of the mask? Why carry it with me?

Robbie: but use is a symbol hidden in my pocket?? It needs to be seen, the message needs to be seen. Robbie V NEEDS to be the symbol but Robbie V isn’t strong enough, Robbie V isn’t good enough..PEOPLE NEED A LEADER, A LEADER WHO IS STRONG ENOUGH …And I know the man…

Robbie: Robbie V …is dead…from now on, he’s gone! Never coming back!

Robbie: In his place WILL BE A MAN GOOD ENOUGH, STRONG ENOUGH!! …That man is R…o….V…

RoV: And this will be the symbol …*RoV puts the mask on his face* …THIS is MY face….But doing this isn’t enough…I need to stop the men who exploit ‘Extreme’, men like Insult …MEN LIKE JAYWALKER! MEN LIKE DARK DEMON …GROUPS LIKE PROJECT E.G.O….

**RoV stands up and walks off*

Fan: Well that was…something!

( Aerial view of the arena is shown with the Announcer standing in the middle )

Ring Announcer: The following is a DOUBLE JEOPARDY MATCH CONTESTED FOR ONE FALL UNDER MIXED TAG TEAM RULES!!!

Ring Announcer: In this contest, the World Heavyweight Title AND the Vixens Title are both on the line! If the Vixens Champion is pinned in this contest, she will LOSE the title and be forced to retire! If Heart Break Gal is pinned, The Vixens Champion will become the NEW GM of Reasonable Doubt!

Ring Announcer: Likewise, if the World Heavyweight Champion is the combatant pinned tonight, the contender will be crowned the NEW Champion! …

( “Mercy – Nicki Minaj & Lil Wayne” hits as Cleo strolls out confidently with her title in hand )

Ring Announcer: Coming out first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada… she is 1/2 of CN TOWER AND THE CURRENT EAW VIXENS CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN…. CLLLEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPATRA!!!!

WWEFan: I must say, Cleo is dominant. She has been TEARING through the list of best EAW Vixens and is now creeping up the ladder to the most dominant Vixen of all time! And it’s perhaps the reason why she is so confident even coming out here! She KNOWS that she’s better than Heart Break Gal in her mind and tonight’s the night that she proves that again!

Flashback: A bold personality Cleo is, and if you thought she was bad just get a load of her partner…

( The lights in the arena change as “Play for Keeps – BOB” plays over the loudspeakers as Jaywalker walks out in a robe covered in broken skulls )

Ring Announcer: Her partner, from Scarborough, Canada weighing in at 240 POOUNNDSS.. the other half of CN TOWER, AND THE CURRENT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOOOORLDDDDD…. JAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYWALKEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!

Flashback: Jaywalker is utterly astonishing. Whether it’s his physique, his intelligence, his success, his power, his influence or just the combination he’s just THE EAW Extremist! He has not been pinned since returning to EAW last summer and he is looking absolutely unstoppable! Jaywalker is truly in the midst of the most impressive run I’ve ever seen out of any competitor!

WWEFan: Yeah, he is! He’s come a long way from the man that beat me at Reckless Wiring and it’s just so intimidating to think about what kind of level this man is at right now. But he has a test before him against a very hungry, VERY vicious Diamond Cage! …

( Jay’s music and lights fade out as he’s in the ring speaking to Cleopatra )

( “Ladies and Gentlemen – Saliva” plays as the paparazzi come out from the side of the stage, and Heart Break Gal walks out from the back )

Ring Announcer: And their OPPONENTS, FIRST from Dallas, Texas.. contending for the EAW VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP; the HEART… BREEEEEEEEAK GAAALLLLLLL!!!!

WWEFan: Heart Break Gal and Cleo have always had this burning animosity between the both of them, and boy did that heat up over the last several weeks as GM of Showdown Kendra Shamez was involved in this! HBG was sick of Cleo’s mouth, she was sick of Cleo berating every Vixen who’s paved the way for her which is why she’s here!

Flashback: And if HBG could win herself an unprecedented FOURTH Vixens Championship, there is no way anyone could ever deny her as the Greatest Vixen of All Time ever again!

( “God’s Gift – J.Cole” hits as Diamond Cage walks out extremely energized )

Ring Announcer: Her partner, contending for the HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 225 POOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDSSSSSS.. DIIIIAMOOOOOOOOOONDDDDD … CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEE!!!!

WWEFan: That young man looks absolutely amped! And you need to be, you need to be ready when you’re walking in to a match as important as this with so many factors that could stop you from leaving this contest with what you truly want; that World Heavyweight Championship.

Flashback: Oh hell yes, can you feel it??? This is unadulterated adrenaline coming from Diamond Cage! As he steps in to the ring we all know that Cage only cares about one solitary thing, and that’s the Gold! That’s what it’s all about! Cage has worked his ass off to get here right now and he’ll be DAMNED if anything gets in the way of him and that title!

( Cage remains in the ring as Jaywalker disrobes and tosses it to the ringside ground, hands the World Title belt to the ringside worker and stares deep in to Diamond Cage’s eyes )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

WWEFan: Jaywalker is staring deep into Cage’s eyes. Cage has a menacing gaze, Jaywalker perhaps searching through the windows to DC’s soul before they close in for the collar & elbow tie up! Both men locking horns and applying as much strength as they can to this, but to Jay’s surprise Diamond Cage isn’t moving back even an INCH! They break up the hold, circle the ring and tie right BACK UP, as neither of these men are budging each other- and Diamond releases and throws BLOWS IN TO THE MID! Jay eating punches in to the gut!

Flashback: Left and right’s directly in to Jaywalkers midsection, and Cage backs Jay in to the ropes and irish whips Jay… reverse whip by Jay, DC rebounds off of the ropes and Jay leaps for the JUMPING HOOK KICK! But Cage DUCKS under it as Jay hits the mat, and CAGE GRABS THE ARM LOOKING FOR CROSSFACE! JAY PANICS AND RUSHES out of that maneuver rolling to the turnbuckle! Cage runs towards Jay and hits the LOW DROPKICK right in to the face of the World Champ, but Jay holding his mouth stands up and stumbles out of the corner…

WWEFan: Cage from behind tucks his head under the arm and hits the BACK SUPLEX- NOPE, Jaywalker back flips out of it and goes for his OWN BACK SUPLEX- NO! Cage back flips out of it, rear waistlocks and lifts for the GERMAN SUPLEX! But Jay hooks the leg before he is lifted, and Jay backslides in between DC’s legs and rolls CAGE UP FOR THE PIN! ONEEEEE!!! But Cage IMMEDIATELY kicks out, rushes back up and is taken DOWN by the arm drag by Jay! Jaywalker applying the armbar on the grounded DC!

Flashback: But DC gets up to a slight base on both feet with that arm still caught in the lock, and Cage with his right fist delivers a PUNCH in to the face as Jay releases; and DC up fully hits another shot! And one more punch to the face, as he irish whips the WHC and hangs on to the whip pulling Jay BACK IN FOR THE KNEE TO THE GUT! JAY FLIPS OVER LANDING ON HIS BOTTOM FROM THAT VICIOUS KNEE and Cage backs in to the ropes right behind him and infront of Jay for the KNEE TO THE SKULL AFTER THE REBOUND! And CAGE COVERS, OOOOONEEEE… TWO, but Jaywalker quickly shoulders out!

WWEFan: Jaywalker rolls over towards his EGO mate Cleopatra, but Diamond Cage standing above him YANKS him by the hair away from Cleo and is shooting a mean look at Cleopatra. Cleo is staring right back, but Jaywalker on his knees delivers the uppercut to DC’s jaw! Jay, back up front-waistlocks Diamond Cage and hits the OVERHEAD RELEASE BELLY TO BACK, BUT CAGE BEING FLIPPED OVER LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND TAGS HBG! Now Jaywalker goes over to Cleo tagging her in; but as Cleo steps over the ring ropes HBG CHARGES TOWARDS CLEOPATRA! AND CLEO DELIVERS A STINGING SLAP TO THE FACE!

( Diamond Cage is digging under the ring )

Flashback: HBG turns around shocked by that sudden slap as Cleo nods her head in arrogance- but HBG turns back around and LEAPS ONTO CLEO, GRABBING HER BY THE HEAD AND BASHING IT IN TO THE MAT REPEATEDLY, AS SHE THROWS FISTS INTO CLEO’S FACE! The ref even is astonished at this outpour as HBG gets up and Cleo soon rises, and HBG grabs the Vixens Champion and lifts her on to her shoulders! But Cleo rolls off HBG’s shoulders and hits the JAW BUSTER! Pulling HBG’s jaw down with a headbutt and Cleo hooks HBG to connect the FISHERMANS SUPLEX, AND BRIDGES THE PIN! OOOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO….

WWEFan: KICKOUT by Heart Break Gal! HBG rolls away from Cleo and is using the turnbuckle to pull herself back up… meanwhile Cleo is waiting for HBG to do so as she CHARGES AND CONNECTS THE CROSSBODY IN TO THE CORNER! AND BEAUTIFULLY lands herself on the ring apron after that crossbody as HBG stumbles out of the corner hurt! Cleo LEAPS on to the ropes and SPRINGBOARDS OFF FOR THE SUNSET FLIP, the rolled up pin! OOOONEEEE, TWOOOOOO, but HBG grabs Cleo’s legs and rolls HER up! OOOOONEEE… TWOOOOOO, CLEO kicks out! Cleopatra rushes to her feet as HBG barely pulls herself up before shes taken DOWN with the running enziguri! Could HBG be outclassed???

Flashback: Don’t you say that! HBG is arguably the best Vixen to ever step in to this ring! Cleo is giving her a hell of a hard time though, as she’s grabbing both of HBG’s legs and is looking for a SHARPSHOOTER… HBG is struggling and squirming, and BREAKS the hook of Cleo’s arms and hits a MONKEY FLIP with her legs sending Cleo flipping in to the canvas! Heart Break Gal gets up and Cleo returns with a CLOTHESLINE, but HBG ducks and DROPS THE ARM IN TO HER SHOULDER FOR THE ARMBREAKER! HBG goes towards Cages corner and tags Diamond Cage who has been extending his hand!

WWEFan: And Diamond Cage grabs something from the apron, he seems to have a… a TITANIUM BAT! He enters the ring with it! Jaywalker is shaking his head at his corner as Cage is challenging Jay to step in the ring– and CAGE SPRINTS TOWARDS JAY AND SWINGS FOR THE SKULL!! JAY LEAPS OFF the apron a split second before impact, holding his head in shock! And Cage slides out of the ring as Jay backs up to our announce table- Cage SWINGS!!! JAY EVASIVELY DODGES THAT AND CAGE’S BAT SMACKS IN TO THE HOOD OF OUR TABLE DAMAGING IT SEVERELY! Cage turns towards Jay and swings AGAIN LIKE HIS HEAD WERE A BASEBALL, but Jay ducks that and DRIVES CAGE SPINEFIRST IN TO THE APRON!

Flashback: Jay SNATCHES the bat from Cage’s palms and SWINGS IT IN TO DC’S RIBS! HBG looks on in shock, as Cage falls to his knees and Jay kicks Diamond Cage RIGHT in the skull! Cleo is clapping at this attack, as Jaywalker drops the titanium bat and lifts Diamond Cage up for a vertical suplex!!!! Jay backpedals right in front of us and wants to take Cage out!!!!! Oh my!!!!! JAY WITH THE SUPLEX SENDING CAGE RIGHT INTO THE HOOD OF OUR TABLE! And thankfully it does NOT break on this impact! Diamond Cage is laid out as Jaywalker still looks like he has work to do, and HBG is looking so worried–

WWEFan: BUT FROM IN THE RING, CLEO HITS A RUNNING DROPKICK INTO HBG SENDING HER CRASHING IN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Cleo slides out of the ring now right next to Jaywalker, as she whispers something in to Jay’s ear… Jay looks shocked at what he hears! Cleo is demanding that he hurry as Jay complies and Cleo rolls Diamond Cage on to his back atop of our announce table. Cleo now climbs on the table with him! Jaywalker meanwhile snatches a steel chair from one of the workers- but look at HBG! HBG who sees what is going on rushes to Jaywalker and is trying to snatch the Chair away from him– BUT OH!!!! JAYWALKER RIPS THE CHAIR AWAY AND SMASHES IT OVER HBG’S SKULL!!!! COME ON!! WHAT A BASTARDLY MOVE, HOW CAN YOU DO THAT TO A WOMAN? HOW LOW DOWN IS THAT???

Flashback: Morals aren’t Jay’s thing, Fan and he’s just proved that AGAIN! HBG is laid out and has blood trickling down her skull, and hands the chair to Cleopatra up on the table as Cage is pulling himself up- and Cleo puts DC’s head in between the folds of the CHAIR AND IS PULLING HIM IN!!!!! WHAT DOES CLEO WHAT IS SHE…. IS SHE GOING FOR THE CANADIAN DESTROYER?!?!?! THAT’LL END HIS CAREER!!! CAN SHE EVEN PULL IT OFF???????

WWEFan: THIS IS CRAZY! CLEO HAS DC PULLED IN WITH HIS HEAD IN THE FLAPS OF THE CHAIR— BUT CAGE HITS THE BACK BODY DROP SENDING CLEO FLYING TO RINGSIDE AND SMACKING IN TO THE GROUND! Jaywalker now approaches DC as he yanks the chair off of his head and tosses at Jay! And Jay catches it as DC LEAPS OFF FOR THE DIVING DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR, IN TO JAYWALKERS BODY! Both members of CN Tower are down, and Diamond Cage drags Jay up and rolls him in to the ring! DC grabs the chair, tosses it in to the ring as well as Cage immediately climbs to the top turnbuckle with Jay on his back in the center of the ring… Cage is standing up at the top, and LEAPS OFF FOR THE MOONSAULT!!!!! …… MOONSAULT CONNECTS!! AND CAGE HOOKS THE LEG!!! OOOOONEEEEEE…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! JAYWALKER kicks out!

Flashback: Jaywalker is still in this! Meanwhile Cleo is crawling to her corner across the ring and Heart Break Gal is seated at ringside floor wiping blood from her face. Diamond Cage pulls Jaywalker up, tucks his head under Jay’s arm and runs Jay gut first in to the turnbuckle! And Cage shifts positions, rear waistlocks and DROPS THE GERMAN SUPLEX!! AND IT CARRYS OVER AS CAGE RETURNS UP… ANOTHER GERMAN!!! CAGE HOLDS ON, PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP AND DROPS ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!!! TRIFECTA! And Cage with the waistlock still in rolls Jay onto his stomach and spinners around to Jay’s front as he pulls him up and lifts Jaywalker to drop the VERTICAL SUPLEX!!! AND picks him up, ANOTHER VERTICAL! And hits ANOTHER VERTICAL! ANOTHER TRIFECTA, AND LATERAL PRESS COVERS OVER JAYWALKER AFTER THE FOURTH SUPLEX PLANTED, 7 IN TOTAL! 7 STRAIGHT SUPLEXES! OOOOONEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO…… THRE-KICKOUT! Kickout!

WWEFan: Jay is being pushed here!! Diamond Cage swiftly grabs the steel chair from the floor as Jay is some how trying to recover from that beating! Jaywalker tugs on the ropes for support in getting up, and Jay turns around, stumbles past DC and meets a CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, SENDING JAY TO HIS HANDS AND KNEES! Diamond Cage sets up the chair now as we’re drawing nearer to perhaps the end of an illustrious undefeated streak! Cage has set up the chair in seated position and CAGE GRABS JAYWALKER AND PULLS HIM IN FOR THE MIDNIGHT HORROR!!!!! PILEDRIVER THAT WILL SEND JAY’S HEAD THROUGH THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR! BUT JAY IS STRUGGLING OUT OF IT, TRYING TO FIGHT SOMEHOW, SOME WAY!

Flashback: Jay hooks his feet on to one of Cage’s ankles and breaks OUT of the gutwrench for the piledriver! Cage bashes his fists in to Jay’s spine, but Jay with his duo-foot trip brings Cage down to one knee! And Jay with one arm twirls out of the piledriver position, and as Cage rises JAYWALKER NAILS THE TRANCENSION LARIAT!!!!!!!!! HE GOT HIM!!!!! CAGE IS DOWN, JAY ROLLS DC OVER, HOOK OF THE LEG!!! OOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOO!!!… DIAMOND CAGE SHOOTS THE SHOULDER UP! DC IS UN FINISHED! And Jay drops to his knees, pulls DC’s head up and HAMMERS FISTS IN TO DC’S MOUTH BY THE DOZENS! STRAIGHT, QUICK, SWIFT SHOTS!

WWEFan: Jaywalker catches himself, looks around and sees Cleo on the apron as he stands up, picks up the steel chair and tags her in! And I can see why he did that, because HBG is on the apron and is forced to step in and Jaywalker hands Cleopatra the chair!! HBG is defenseless as Cleo closes in, and SWINGS at HBG for the chair shot right in to the arm!!! HBG gets taken down and Cleo lifts the chair high above her and SMASHES IT ACROSS HBG’S SKULL! AND CLEO GUILLOTINE-SPIKES THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO HBG’S THROAT, AND PRESSES IT CHOKING HER OUT COMPLETELY! Diamond Cage can’t bear to watch this as he’s rolled to his apron at his corner! Cleo is behind HBG and pulls HBG up by her hair and whispers something in to her ear…

Flashback: AND HITS THE DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!!!! OH NO!!!! AND FROM BEHIND CLEO LOCKS IN THE CLEO LOCK!!!! STRAIGHT JACKET CHOKE!!! DC IS ABOUT TO JUMP OUT OF HIS SKIN!!! HBG IS FADING FAST!! DC RUSHES IN TO THE RING BUT– LOOK BEHIND, JAYWALKER GRABS DC FROM BEHIND BY THE LEG AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING!! AND JAY LIFTS DC AND PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH THE SPINEBUSTER!!! RIGHT IN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! JAYWALKER KNEW THE WHOLE TIME DC WOULD DO THIS! HE CAME PREPARED!

WWEFAN: AND HBG IS IN SO MUCH AGONY, AS CLEO APPLIES PRESSURE AT 100 PERCENT! HBG IMMEDIATELY FALLS UNCONSCIOUS, AND CLEO THROWS HER HEAD TO THE MAT TO COVER! OOOOOOOOOOONEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( “Mercy – Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne” hits as Cleo gets up and celebrates with the referee raising her hand )

Ring Announcer: Here are are your winners and STILL THE VIXENS CHAMPION AND THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOON… JAYWALKER AND CLEOPATRAAA… CCCCCC NNNNNNN TOWWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!

( Jaywalker slides in with both titles and hands the Vixens one to Cleo; they both celebrate in the ring )

Flashback: Cleo has outclassed HBG, and Jaywalker has outsmarted Diamond Cage! After sheer effort, teamwork and fortitude on display these two were able to prove again why they are perhaps the two best competitors in EAW right now!

WWEFan: Likely, yes! CN Tower leaves Reasonable Doubt as the duo Vixens and Heavyweight Champion! These two represent the absolute best of their breed and there has been NOBODY, NOBODY in the last 8 months who’ve been able to prove them otherwise. I’m not Jaywalker’s biggest fan but I do know him from a personal standpoint based on how much I’ve worked with him over the years, and I can tell you that right now this man is at the top of his game!

Flashback: Which is why he’s among the best this business has ever seen. Only guys like him deserve to be called the Greatest of All Time. And Cleopatra likewise has taken another giant leap in to her spot as the Greatest Vixen of All Time! It’s a ton of greatness in that ring!

( DC is at ringside looking up at the celebrating Jaywalker in disappointment )

( CN Tower eventually leave the ring and walk up the ramp together still feeling victorious )

Fan: Only one match left….and it is Hell in a Cell!

( Ominous music plays as the hell in the cell is lowered to the floor )

Ring Announcer: The following is your main event and it is a HELL IN A CELL MATCH!!!

( A promo package begins to play showing Methuselah in the ring )

Meth: I always knew this day would happen …I always feared this day would happen…

Meth: Back before Demon got big, before he got popular, before anybody even knew who he was, I put him under my wing and thought him everything that he knows…

( Highlights play of Demon teaming with Mr.Blood )

Meth: I watched him win King of Extreme, I watched him carry himself as a world champion, I watched it all like a smiling father watching his son finally make it… he was going to carry on my legacy, he was supposed to be the modern day Mr.DEDEDE.

( Highlights of Demons WHC title reign play )

Meth: And yet he sold his soul for riches, he sold his soul to be noticed; he stabbed me in the back …

( Highlights play of Demon joining Project E.G.O )

Meth: He’s always wanted to be like me, he always craved MY approval …He tried to use MY theme song at House of Glass, he tried to use MY spear last week, he tries to talk to his opponents like I do….

You could have had anybody induct you into the Hall of Fame, you could have had your EGO ‘friends’ induct you, you could have had Cameron or Dubian induct you but no, you HAD ME induct you

( Highlights of DEDEDE inducting Demon into the HOF )

Meth: I’m gonna put his career to rest, I’m going to cut off his wings and watch him fall, fall worse than he already has for the last two months.

Demon: And Ryan Adams is nothing more than an egoistical, selfish son of a bitch who wouldn’t give a rats ass if EAW closed its doors tomorrow morning.

( Promo video ends )

( Monster by Kanye West hits as Methuselah walks out )

Ring Announcer: First making his way to the ring ….METHUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSEEEEELLAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Ready or Not by Meek Mill plays as Dark Demon walks out )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent….DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DEMMMMMMMMMONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flashback: Here we go, both men circle each other before going face to face …AND JUST LIKE AT NO REGARDS, DEMON SPITS IN THE FACE OF METHUSELAH! AND METH FIRES BACK AT DEMON WITH A BIG HAYMAKER TO THE FACE! AND DEMON FIRES ONE BACK AT METH! BOTH EXPLODING FISTS AT EACH OTHER!! THIS IS LIKE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BOXING STYLE FISTS, RELENTLESS!! …And Methuselah backs up into the turnbuckle as Demon continues to pound into his former idol with stiff and powerful fists and elbows…

Fan: Demon now grabs Meth and looks for the Irish whip but Meth reserves with a whip of his own and sends Demon into the opposing turnbuckle, Meth charges at Demon in the opposite corner but DEMON CONNECTS WITH THE CYCLONE KILL!! ROLLING BIG BOOT INTO THE FACE OF METHUSELAH!! …Meth goes down and rolls out of the ring, big time move already by Demon as he rolls out of the ring and just watches Methuselah try and get to his feet…Demon grabs Meth and RAM HIS HEAD INTO THE CELL STRUCTURE! BUT METH BLOCKS IT BY RAMMING HIS ELBOW INTO DEMONS MID-SECTION AND GRABS DEMON, SMASHING DEMONS FACE INTO THE CELL WALL!! ..Demon is the first to taste the cell tonight but Meth isn’t done as he grabs Demon and LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS SHOULDER FIRST!!

Flashback: I could hear the impact from here, Demon is clutching his shoulder in large amounts of pain as Meth wastes absolutely no time here, lifting Demon up to his feet and whipping him into the opposing cell structure spine first! Meth now grabs Demon, screaming abuse into his face as he looks for a second Irish whip into the cell but Demon reserves and PULLS METHUSELAH IN —-AND CONNECTS WITH A FLAPJACK!! SENDING METH FACE/TORSO FIRST INTO THE CELL!! METHS BODY EATS INTO THAT CELL!! AND DEMON KEEPS HOLD OF METH, ALLOWING HIM TO DROP HIM HARD ONTO THE FLOOR SPINE FIRST!! Demon is given some time to regroup, some time to rethink and get back into this as he clutches onto his shoulder …

Fan: Demon looks under the ring and pulls out a steel chair, Meth is getting to his feet but NOT FOR LONG AS DEMON CRACKS THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER THE TOP OF METHS HEAD!! THAT UNFORGIVING STEEL CHAIR SHOT JUST RATTLED METHS BRAINS AS METH STUMBLES WITH HIS BACK UP AGAINST THE CELL AS DEMON SWINGS AGAIN, THIS TIME SWINGING FOR METHS FACE!! Meth falls to his hands and knees as Demon DRIVES that chair into his spine as Meth yells out in pain! Demon throws the chair back into the ring and looks back underneath the ring, Demon smirks as he pulls out a steel chain, this isn’t gonna be pretty as Demon has that chain in his hand as Meth is trying to get to his feet but DEMON WHIPS METHUSELAH ACROSS THE BACK WITH THAT STEEL CHAIN!! DEMON IS WHIPPING METHUSELAH WITH THE STEEL CHAIN, WHIPPING HIM LIKE A DOG AS METH IS ROARING IN PAIN AGAINST THAT CELL!!

Flashback: AND DEMON NOW WRAPS THAT CHAIN AROUND METHS THROAT AND STARTS CHOKING METHUSELAH WITH THE STEEL CHAIN!!! DEMON REARS BACK CAUSING THE CHAIN TO GO FURTHER INTO THE THROAT OF METH!! CUTTING OFF HIS AIR SUPPLY!! METH IS BEING CHOKED OUT BY THAT CHAIN AS DEMON TIGHTENS THE HOLD!! METHS FACE IS LOSING COLOUR FAST, HE’S FADING FAST, THIS COULD BE OVER FAST AS DEMON TRIES TIGHTENING THE CHOKE WITH THAT CHAIN!! BUT METH PULLS HIS ARMS BACK, RAKING DEMON IN THE EYES!! Demon stumbles backwards as Meth is struggling for air, he’s gasping desperately for oxygen as he takes that chain off around his neck…

Fan: And Demon comes back at Meth but METH SMASHES THAT STEEL CHAIN RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES OF DEMON!! Demon slumps by the ring frame, that knocked him loopy as Meth has time to recover, Meth rolls Demon onto the apron and Meth rolls into the ring with the steel chain as he waits for Demon to slowly get up, slowly get to his feet on that apron BUT METH AGAIN SMASHES THAT CHAIN BETWEEN THE EYES OF DEMON!! AND THAT CAUSES THE BRIDGE ON DEMONS NOSE TO START BLEEDING, DEMON IS THE FIRST TO SEE DEMON IN THIS MATCH AS HE TRIES TO HOLD ONTO THE ROPE TO HOLD HIM UP….
Flashback:…But Meth wraps that chain around Demons throat, Meth is struggling to breathe but he doesn’t seem to care at this point as he grabs the loose part of the chain and FALLS BACKWARDS…CAUSING THE PART OF THE CHAIN WRAPPED ON DEMONS THROAT TO DRIVE INTO HIS THROAT!! AND NOW ITS METH WHO IS CHOKING DEMON, REARING AS BACK AS HE CAN AS DEMON IS GETTING CHOKED, ALMOST IN A HANGING POSITION!! AND METH PUTS AS MORE FORCE INTO PULLING THE CHAIN BACK AS HE HUMANLY CAN THAT DEMONS HEAD PUT JUST SNAP OFF!!! DEMONS AIR SUPPLY HAS BEEN CUT OFF AND HE’S FADING, FADING FAST AS HIS HEAD IS DROPPING AS METH CONTINUES TO CHOKE HIM OUT WITH THE CHAIN!!

Fan: And Meth finally lets go as Demon slumps by that rope, Demons head is dropped as he is gasping for air but Meth wastes no time and picks up the steel chair that Demon brought in and SWINGS THE CHAIR AT DEMONS HEAD FULL FORCE!!! THE CHAIR CONNECTS INTO THE SIDE OF DEMONS HEAD WITH AS MUCH FORCE AS METH COULD PUT IN AS DEMON FALLS OFF THE APRON AND CRASHES INTO THE CELL!! OH MY GOD WHAT A SHOT THAT WAS!! ….Meth now has time to regroup, he has marks all across his back, Demon is utterly motionless on the floor, laying in a tiny puddle of blood from the bridge of his nose as Meth rolls out of the ring and looks underneath the ring …pulling out a BARBED WIRE 2X4!!These want to destroy each other and bah gawd are they gonna do it!

Flashback: Meth is wielding that 2×4 in his hand as he grabs Demon and GRINDS THAT 2X4 INTO THE HEAD OF DEMON!! THE BARBED WIRE IS CUTTING INTO DEMONS FOREHEAD AS METH GRINDS THAT 2X4 FURTHER INTO DEMONS FOREHEAD, DEMON IS BLEEDING FROM HIS FOREHEAD!! And Meth isn’t done, not by a long shot as he lifts Demon up and JUST WHIPS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! THE HEAD OF DEMON SMASHES INTO THOSE STEPS THAT COME OFF!! THAT’S HOW MUCH IMPACT METH USED AND JUST IMAGINE WHAT TYPE OF PAIN DEMON IS GOING THROUGH IN HIS HEAD NOW!! And Meth is watching Demon suffer by those steps, Meth places the 2×4 on the apron and Demon is barely moving as Meth walks over, stomping Demon on the head and Meth lifts up the top part of the steps and OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO!!!!!!

Fan: METH DROPS THE STEPS ONTO DEMONS CHEST!!! BUT NO!!! DEMON KICKS METH IN THE GROIN, OUT OF DESPERATION, OUT OF SHEER WILL!!! And Meth is still holding onto those steps, he’s in pain from that kick to the nuts that DEMON USING WHATEVER FORCE HE HAS LEFT IN HIS LEGS TO KICK BOTH FEET AT THE STEPS, CUASING IT TO BOUNCE DIRECTLY INTO THE FACE OF METH!! And Meth falls down, holding onto his face as Demon is crawling away, regrouping and regaining his senses, he’s taken the beating already as he uses the cell to lift himself up, half of Demons face is covered in blood and he grabs the 2×4, how Demon is even walking is beyond me right now…

Flashback: Meth is using the opposing cell wall to lift himself up to his feet, blood trickling down from above his right eye as Demon slowly walks towards Meth …AND DEMON SWINGS THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4 INTO THE SPINE OF METHUSELAH!! AND AGAIN BY DEMON AND AGAIN!! THAT 2X4 IS RIPPING SKIN OF METHS BACK!!! AND DEMON GOES FOR ONE FINAL SWING INTO METHS BACK!! AND LOOK FAN, THAT 2X4 IS CAUGHT IN METHS BACK!! THE 2X4 IS CAUGHT IN THE SKIN OF METHS BACK, OH GOD, THIS IS DIGUSTING AS DEMON JUST RIPS THE BAT OFF METHS BACK, CAUSING SKIN TO COME OFF WITH IT!!! DEAR GOD, METHS BACK IS BLEEDING BAD AS HE ROARS IN PAIN, THIS IS UNWORDLY!!

Fan: And Demon rolls Meth back into the ring, Demon slides in, still battered himself as Meth is pulling himself up but DEMON GOES FOR THE ROLLING ELBOW!!!!! BUT NO!!!! METH DUCKS IT AND CONNECTS WITH THE SPEAR!!! SPEAR INTO DEMON!!! BUT NO!!! DEMON SIDE-STEPPED IT AT THE LAST MOMENT AS METH CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE SHOULDER FIRST!! AND DEMON GRABS METH FROM BEHIND AND HITS A RESERVE DDT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! THE BACK OF METHS HEAD HITS INTO THAT CHAIR! AND DEMON WITH THE PIN!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!……….TWO!!!!!!
!!!………..NO!!!!!!! KICKOUT BY METH!!!!

Flashback: And Meth now rolls out of the ring, probably for the smart reasons as Demon is pulling himself up to his feet, hatred is driving this man along as Meth is using the ring frame to lift himself up but DEMON CHARGES.. AND DIVES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A TOPE CON DEMON!!! RUNNING SOMMERSAULT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!!! BUT METH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND DEMON IS HURLED AND CRASHES INTO THE CELL WALL SPINE FIRST AND LANDS ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ON THE FLOOR! BAH GAWD AMIGHTY! And Meth looks on, SMILING that Demon is in a wreck of pain and Meth looks underneath the ring, pulling out …OH GOD!! METHUSELAH PULLS OUT NOT ONE BUT TWO BARBED WIRE TABLES!!! THIS IS HOW EVIL METH IS, THIS IS HOW MERICLESS THIS MAN IS!! TWO FREAKING BARBED WIRE TABLES!!

Fan: Meth slides each table into the ring and grabs Demon, rolling him back into the ring as Meth again checks under the ring …pulling out a 15ft Ladder! Meth slides that ladder into the ring, picking it up as Demon is trying to get up and METH RAMS THE LADDER INTO THE RIBS OF DEMON!! Demon falls to his knees as METH AGAIN DRIVES THE LADDER BETWEEN THE EYES OF DEMON!! DEMON GOES DOWN, THAT INJURED NOSE NOT ANY BETTER AS METH DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS A LEG!!! THIS IS SURELY IT!!!

ONE!!!!!!!………..TWOO!!!!!!!!!!……..NO!!!! DEMON ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!

Flashback: And Meth is FURIOUS! Meth is ANGRY! Meth lifts himself to his feet as he grabs one of the barbed wire tables and opens it up, Meth is planning to end this now as he grabs Demon and drags him towards the table….AND METH LIFTS DEMON UP, SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!!! BUT NO!!! DEMON KNEES METH IN THE GROIN, SECOND SHOT IN THE GROIN AS DEMON LIFTS METHUSELAH UP IN THE AIR AND DROPS HIM THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE WITH A BRAINBUSTER!! METHS HEAD GOES THROUGH THE TABLE!! METH WENT HEAD FIRST THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE!!! METH HAS BARBED WIRE CUTTING INTO HIS HEAD!!! I DON’T KNOW HOW DEMON FOUND THE STRENGTH TO PULL THAT OFF BUT HE DRAPES HIS ARM ACROSS FOR THE COVER!!!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!………..TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!………..NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!! METH KICKS OUT!!! METH KICKS OUT!!!! SOMEWAY, SOMEHOW!!!!

Fan: UNBELIEVABLE!!! METH IS LYING IN BARBED WIRE, HIS HEAD IS CUT OPEN AND POURING BLOOD DOWN HIS FACE AS DEMON IS REALIZING WHAT HE GOT HIMSELF INTO …Demon is lifting himself to his feet, Demon lifts up the ladder and DRIVES THE TOP OF THE LADDER INTO THE CHEST OF METHUSELAH!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! DEMON TRYING TO MAKE METHS LUNGS COLLAPSE BUT EACH DEMON DOES THIS, THE BARBED WIRE THAT METH IS LYING IN, DIGS FURTHER INTO THE CUT BACK OF METHUSELAH!! And Demon drops the ladder, Demon now stalks Methuselah, who’s slowly crawling out of the wreckage and towards the ropes, Demon is completely toying with Methuselah now as Meth COUGHS UP BLOOD…

Flashback: And Meth is slowly pushing himself up, look at his body Fan, his back is drenched in blood as is his face, barbed wire is STUCK in his back as Demon is ready to put the nail in the coffin …And Meth turns around …AND DEMON WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW INTO METH!!!!!! BUT METH DUCKS IT!!!!! AND CONNECTS WITH THE GRAND SLAM!!!!!! GRAND SLAM INTO DEMON!!! THE GAWD HAS COME OUT TONIGHT, I DON’T KNOW OUT OF DESPERATION OR WHAT BUT DEMON HAS BEEN DRIVEN INTO THE MAT WITH FORCE!!! PIN HIM METH!!! FINISH HIM OFF!!! WAIT, LOOK AT THIS!! METH KIPS UP!!!! METH KIPS UP TO HIS FEET!!! THE ADRENALINE IS FLOWING THROUGH THE BLOOD OF METHUSELAH AND METH STEPS OVER THE HEAD OF DEMON AND PULLS OFF HIS ELBOW PAD….OH MY….WE KNOW WHAT IS COMING UP AS METHUSELAH RUNS OFF THE ROPES…HOPS OVER DEMON….OFF THE ROPES AGAIN, THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN E-FEDS AND ENTERTAINMENT ….THE BOTTOMLESS ELBOW!!!!!

Fan: HE GOT IT!!!!! METHUSELAH GOT IT!!!!!!! HE HASN’T HIT THAT MOVE IN SOOOO LONG BUT BAH GAWD, HE HAS IT!!! METH HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF DARK DEMON!!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…….TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!…………..THREEEE—NO!!!!! DEMON ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!!!!!

Fan: WHAT?!!?!? WHAT!?!??! HOW…..HOW DID DEMON DO THAT?!? HOW DID DEMON KICK OUT OF THAT…METH IS IN SHOCK, HE NEEDS TO HIT THAT SPEAR ON DEMON! THAT’S THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WIN THIS MATCH!! Meth is in shock, he’s pulling at his hair but Meth looks over at that steel chair and gets to his feet, Meth picks up the chair and slowly walks over to the turnbuckle…And Meth climbs the turnbuckle with the chair, Meth is in ungodly wants of pain but he keeps on climbing as Demon is motionless on the mat and Meth looks down at him …OH NO!!! METHS GONNA FINISH DEMON OFF!!! METH LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS THE WINGS OF HELL!!! THE WINGS OF HELL INTO DE—-NO!!!!! DEMON, ALMOST MOCKING METH KIPS UP TO HIS FEET, ‘ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER’ AND CATCHES METH IN MID-AIR ON HIS SHOULDERS …OH NO!!!!

Flashback: GO!!! TO!!!!! SLEEEEEEP!!!!!!! THE COMA KILLAH!!!!!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! THAT’S THE SAME MOVE THAT CM BANKS USED TO PUT METH INTO RETIREMENT AT PAIN 4 PRIDE, THAT EXACT SAME COUNTER, WINGS OF HELL INTO A GTS AND HISTORY IS GOING TO REPEAT ITSELF!!! DEMON KNOCKED OUT ONE OF METHS TEETH WITH THAT… AND DEMON FALLS TO HIS KNEES, SMIRKING, LAUGHING, HE’S GOT A BLOODY FACE, HE’S IN JOY, CAESAR AS HE IS KNOWS METH IS MOTIONLESSS, HE’S MILKING IT IN, MILKING IN THE JOY AS DEMON HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF METH!! HERE WE GO!!!!

ONE!!!!!!! ……….TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…….THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan: WAIT NO!!! HANG ON, HOLD THE PHONE FLASH!!! THE REFEREE IS WAVING THE PIN OFF!!! METH HAS A HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! THIS IS STILL ON!!! WOOW!!! DEMON CAN’T BELIEVE IT, HE’S GOT A EXPRESSIONLESS FACE ON HIM, HE’S LOOKING AT HIS BLOODY HANDS IN SHOCK….AND SHOCK TURNS TO ANGER, DEMON GETS TO HIS FEET AND GRABS THE REFEREE, YELLING IN HIS FACE!! THIS DEMONIC, PYSCHO, KILLER LOOK ON HIS FACE AS DEMON NAILS THE REFEREE WITH A ROLLING ELBOW!!!! HE TOOK OUT THE REFEREE!!!! AND FROM BEHIND, METH IS ON HIS KNEES AND HE DRIVES THE BARBED WIRE BAT INTO THE GROIN OF DEMON!!! DEMON FALLS TO THE MAT, HOLDING HIS NUTS IN PAIN AS METH STAYS ON HIS KNEES BUT I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS WHERE HE IS…

Flashback: Whelp, Cameron certainly won’t be having children with Demon anytime soon…

Fan: Meth is struggling to even get onto his feet, he’s STILL coughing up blood as Demon has rolled away…Meth needs to get onto his f—wait, what?? WHAT?!?! OH NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! HBB, POP AND TROY CONWAY ARE WALKING DOWN HERE, AND TROY HAS BOLT CUTTERS IN HIS HAND!! OH CMON, NO!!! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO KEEP THUGS LIKE PROJECT E.G.O OUT OF HERE AND TROY CUTS THE BOLT OF THE DOOR, PROJECT E.G.O ARE IN THE HELL IN A CELL!!! NO!!! AND POP AND TROY ENTER THE RING AS POP GRABS THE 2X4 AND SWINGS IT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF METHUSELAH!!! METH FALLS BACK TO HIS KNEES AS HIS MID-SECTION IS CUT OPEN, BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF HIS STOMACH AS POP SWINGS IT ACROSS METHS FACE!!! METH GOES DOWN!!

Flashback: And Troy opens up the other barbed wire table as HBB is mocking Methuselah, doing the ‘Swerve’ chops as Troy LIFTS METHUSELAH UP IN THE AIR….AND DRIVES METHUSELAH THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE WITH A JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB!!! METH CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE AND THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!!! THAT CUT UP BACK AGAIN GETS SLICED BY BARBED WIRE!! METH IS SHAKING, HE’S INTERNALLY SHAKING!!!! POP opens the ladder and sets it up as HBB grabs the steel chair and DRIVES IT INTO THE CHEST OF METHUSELAH!!! THIS IS WHAT HE GETS FAN, HE SCREWED PEOPLE OVER SINCE 2007, LEFT, RIGHT AND CENTER AND E.G.O IS GIVING HIM BACK KARMA!! AND LOOK AT POP, POP IS STANDING AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND HBB HOLDS THE CHAIR DOWN ON METHS CHEST AS POP LEEEEEEEEAAAAPPSSS OFFF THE LADDEEEEEEEERRRR….

Fan; AND CONNECTS WITH A DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP INTO THE CHAIR, WHICH GETS DRIVEN INTO THE CHEST OF METH!!!!! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT HE DESERVES THIS?!?! HE MAY HAVE A COLLASPED LUNG, HE MAY NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO BREATHE ANYMORE, HE’S COUGHING UP BLOOD, BLOOD IS POURING OUT OF HIS MOUTH, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP THIS ALREADY, RING THE BELL AND GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL!!

HBB: I warned ya… I told you to leave and not to come back, but you didn’t want to listen to me…EAW is E.G.O and people like ‘Methuselah’ aren’t neede—-**The lights go out**

Flashback: Now what?! The lights have gone out, is there ANYTHING else that can happen in this match??

( The lights come back on with RoV standing in the ring with the smiley mask on )

Fan: ITS ROBBIE…OR ROV!!! ROV!!! AND POP CHARGES TOWARDS ROV!! BUT ROV GETS HIM WITH A BACKBODY DROP!!! TROY CHARGES AT ROV BUT ROV STOPS HIM DEAD WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! YES!! TROY GOES DOWN BUT HBB SWINGS A CHAIR AT ROV!!! BUT ROV DUCKS THE CHAIR SHOT AND CONNECTS WITH THE DELETE!!! DELETE!!! DELETE INTO HBB!!! HBB GOES DOWN, THIS IS SIMPLY AMAZING!! PROJECT E.G.O ARE TAKEN OUT AS ROV STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, LOOKING ACROSS AT METH WHO’S SLUMPED ACROSS THE APRON, VOMITTING BLOOD…

Flashback: And RoV leaves the cell, security taking out Troy, POP and HBB as it is back to just Demon and Meth …Meth rolls out of the floor, the smarter option as he can recover but I don’t know how he can, he’s drenched in blood and Demon is getting to his feet, he had time to regain himself as he stands up, blood still drenching his face as he looks over at Methuselah, motionless in a puddle of blood and Demon looks under the ring …Demon said he’d end Methuselah tonight and he may have already as Demon pulls out ANOTHER BARBED WIRE TABLE!! A THIRD ONE IN THIS MATCH!!! Demon slides it in and rolls in himself, setting up the barbed wire table in the middle of the ring, Demon rolls back out again, looking underneath for now what?? …And Demon pulls out something, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FAN?!?

Fan: I BELIEVE THAT’S LIGHTER FLUID FLASHBACK!!! …Demon rolls back in and POURS the lighter fluid onto the barbed wire table as Demon puts his hand in his boot and …PULLS OUT A MATCH!! Demon lights that match and the BARBED WIRE TABLE ERUPTS INTO FLAMES!! THIS TRULY IS HELL AND DEMON IS TRULY THE GOTTDAMN DEVIL, HE’S NOT GONNA END METHUSELAH, HE’S GONNA KILL HIM!!! Methuselah crawls onto the apron, blood pouring off him like a fat kid pouring sweat in a gym as Demon grabs Meth and pulls Meth in …OH NO!!! DEMON WITH THE _#SWERVE!!!! DEMONS WELCOME THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOO!!!!!! METH PUSHES DEMON AWAY INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, DEMON COMES CHARGING BACK BUT METH WITH THE SPEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!! NOO!!!!!!!! DEMON WITH THE DROP TOE HOLD!!!! AND DEMON FLOATS OVER METH AND LOCKS IN THE HANGMANS CLUTCH!!!!

Flashback: HANGMANS CLUTCH APPLIED!!! MODIFIED STFU APPLIED ON METHUSELAH AS DEMON REARS BACK, TRYING TO SNAP METHS HEAD OFF!!! DEMON TIGHTENS THE HOLD AS METH IS STRUGGLING!!! METHS BLOOD IS SPILLING OUT ONTO DEMONS BODY, HIS AIR SUPPLY IS GOING AS DEMON IS SCREAMING AT HIM TO TAP!!! TO GIVE UP, TO RETIRE!!!! A SECOND REFEREE IS RUNNING OUT HERE, INCASE METH TAPS, INCASE METH SUBMITS!!! AND METHS WHOLE CAREER IS FLASHING IN FRONT OF HIS EYES, HIS SIX YEARS FLASHING IN FRONT OF HIM, HE’S STRUGGLING TO BREATHE NOW!!!

Fan: METH IS CRAWLING FOR THE ROPES, SOMEHOW!! HIS FACE IS A CRIMSON MASK OF BLOOD AND SWEAT, DEMON IS NOT LETTING UP, HE SWORE TO PUT AN END TO METHUSELAH TONIGHT, INSIDE THIS HELL!! METH IS INCHING TO THE ROPES AND HE GETS A HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! BUT DEMON REFUSES TO LET GO!!! DEMON IS TRYING TO KILL METH HERE!! AND METH CRAWLS TO THE FLOOR AS DEMON KEEPS THE HANGMANS CLUTCH APPLIED ON THE FLOOR!! METH LOOKS LIKE HE HAS HAD ENOUGH, HE’S ALL HE CAN HAVE AS HE LIFTS HIS HAND UP, NO!! METHS DONE!! THE CAREER OF METHUSELAH IS FINISHED!!

Flashback: METHS NOT TAPPING, HE’S REACHING TOWARDS THAT BOLT CUTTER!! METH HAS THAT BOLT CUTTER IN HAND AND SWING IT BACKWARDS, INTO DEMONS FACE!!! OVER AND OVER BY METH, USING ANY BIT OF ENGERY THAT HE CAN!! AND DEMON BREAKS THE HOLD!!! …Meth is motionless on the floor, he’s not moving an inch, motionless in that pool of blood that surrounds him as Demon is on one knee, both men have taken so much punishment in this match, I don’t know how long this thing can keep going in this thing …And Meth is starting to crawl, he’s crawling out the door! Typical Methuselah, always running!

Fan: Will you shut up! Demon gets to his feet, his face is drenched completely now as he goes out the door with Methuselah, both men are out the door! Demon grabs Methuselah and looks to RAM HIM INTO THE CELL WALL!! BUT METH BLOCKS AND DRIVES AN ELBOW INTO DEMONS FACE! Demon stumbles backwards as Meth is wobbly, he’s running on pure emotions now as Meth grabs Demon and RAMS HIM INTO THE CELL WALL!! Meth grabs Demon by the skull and drags him around the cell and over to us as METH DRIVES DEMON SKULL FIRST INTO OUR TABLE!!! OVER AND OVER AS DEMON IS SLUMPED BY OUR TABLE!!!

Flashback: Meth is mad, Meth is furious as he rips off our table cover and grabs a monitor, SMASHING IT INTO THE FACE OF DEMON!!! THE MONITOR SMASHES IN DEMONS FACE!! Demon falls on our table as Meth keeps hold of the monitor and looks up and an evil, EVIL SMILE FORMS ON METHS FACE!! AND METH BEGINS CLIMBING UP THE CELL WITH THE MONITOR IN HAND, HE’S GONNA GO FOR THE WINGS OF HELL FROM UP THERE AND KILL DEMON!!! METH IS SLOWLY CLIMBING UP THAT CELL, BLOOD DRIPPING OFF HIM BUT HE GETS UP THERE, THIS ISN’T GONNA BE PRETTY, I DON’T THINK I CAN WATCH THIS AS METH GETS TO THE TOP OF THE CELL, 20 FT HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THE MONITOR UNDERNEATH HIS ARM!!

Fan: AND METH LOOKS DOWN AT DEMON, AN EVIL SMIRK IS ON HIS FACE…DON’T DO THIS METH, ITS NOT WORTH IT!!! YOU’RE GONNA KILL YOURSELF!! METH SAID DEMONS BLOOD WOULD BE ON HBBS HANDS AND ITS HBBS ACTIONS, HBBS ASSAULT IN THIS CELL THAT HAS CAUSED METH TO SNAP…AND METH WITH THE WINGS OF HELL FROM THE TOP OF THE CELL TO DEMON ON OUR TABLE!!!! BUT NO!!! DEMON ROLLS OFF THE TABLE BEFORE METH LEAPS OFF AND DEMON IS CLIMBING THE CELL, IS HE INSANE?!?! METH IS ARMED WITH A MONITOR AND DEMON IS CLIMBING THAT 20FT CELL!!!

Flashback: METH SENDS THAT MONITOR INTO DEMON!! METH IS HITTING DEMON WITH THE MONITOR!! BUT DEMON HITS METH WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE!! Meth stumbles backwards as Demon gets up onto the cell but Meth stomps on Demons head and Meth lifts Demon up and METH SUPLEXS DEMON ONTO THE TOP OF THE CELL!! Demon rolls in agony as Meth lifts Demon up to his feet and LOOKS TO SUPLEX DEMON OFF THE CELL!!!! BUT NO!!! DEMON BLOCKS IT, NAILING METH WITH AN UPPERCUT!! AND DEMON PULLS METH IN …OH NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!!! DEMON WITH THE _#SWERVE OFFF THE CEEELLL!!!!!!!!! BUT NO!!!!! METH SHOVES DEMON AWAY AND METH CHARGES TOWARDS DEMON ——SPEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR BY METH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**clank**

Fan: OH GOD!!! OH GODDDD!!!!!!!! METH JUST SPEARED DEMON THROUGH THE CELL!!! THE CELL PANEL GAVE WAY AND DEMON IS SPEARED THROUGH THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!! DEMON GOT SPEARED 20FT THROUGH THE CELL AND INTO THAT FLAMING TABLE WITH BARBED WIRE!!!! DEMON IS LYING IN BURNT BARBED WIRE, HE’S MOTIONLESS IN THAT BARBED WIRE, BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF DEMONS BACK, OUT OF THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, OUT OF HIS SHOULDER BLADES!!!! DEMON IS DEAD, HE HAS TO BE DEAD!!! THERE CAN BE NO WAY BACK FOR HIM NOW!!! METH IS DRAPED ON TOP OF DEMON, HIS EYES ARE WIDE OPEN BUT I DON’T THINK HE KNOWS WHAT HE JUST DID!!!

Flashback: AND HERE IS THE COVER, COVER BY METHUSELAH!!! LORD PLEASE LET THIS BE IT!!!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………..TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!………..THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner….METTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHUSELAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan: METHUSELAH ENTERED HELL AND HE SURVIVED, HE’S WON THE WAR!! BAH GOD, BAH GAWD, WHAT AN ENDING, WHAT A MATCH!!! A-MAZING!!!

Flashback: Meth did indeed walk into hell itself and lived to tell the tell but both men took such a beating, Methuselah pushed his body to the absolute limit in this match, he’s a bloody motionless wreck in the ring….

Fan: But what about Demon!? He said he’d never come back to EAW, that he would leave EAW if he lost …And honestly, I don’t know how he even could after this, I have never seen anybody take a spear THROUGH the cell and THROUGH a flaming table with barbed wire, it’d be considered a miracle if he could walk again…

**The cell is quickly is quickly risen so EMTS can enter the ring, a stretcher is called for Demon as Methuselah rolls to the side of the ring, refusing medical help. EMTs cut Demon from the barbed wire as blood pours out of his body still despite being unconscious as he is slowly placed onto the stretcher and wheeled up the ramp as the Heart Break Boy watches at the top of the ramp with his hands on his head**

Flashback: Well if this is truly his last match in EAW, that’s one hell of a way, a fantastic performance from a fantastic extremist…

**Methuselah gets to his feet, blood dripping down his body from everywhere as he has to drag himself up the ramp as he reaches the top of the ramp where HBB is, Methuselah shrugs his shoulders, ‘’I told you’’ as he walks past HBB but HBB grabs him and pulls him back**

Fan: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are out of time, thank for joining us tonight for a fantastic show, we have new champions, a new General Manager along with a lot more, tune in next week on Showdown for all the fallout from this show and the road to the Grand Rampage, goodnight.

**HBB and Methuselah go face to face, staring each down as HBB has an absolute emotionless look on his face, same with Methuselah despite the amount of blood on his face**

( Camera fades to black )

( EAW logo buzzes )

( Flashes of MVM, Robbie V, POWER and Dark Demon winning the King of Extreme crown plays )

Narrator: To be extreme is not for the normal man…

( Highlights of the some general extreme moments of 2012 play, including Zack Crash hitting HBG with a Crash Test off a ladder, Chris Hessian stomping HBB in the groin with barbed wire, ADV spearing Scott Diamond off the Dynasty stage and Hurricane Hawk hitting Jaywalker with the Vilematic from the stage onto the E.G.O car plays )

Narrator: But to be the KING of extreme? …

Narrator: You have to be willing to go that extra mile…

( Highlights of Prince of Phenomenal vs. Colin Kaline play with POP hitting the Fatal Cross from the top of the Glass Wallz with a flaming baseball bat onto Colin play )

Narrator: You must be absolutely ruthless in your approach …

( Highlights play of Devan Dubian vs. MosesX at Midsummer Massacre with Dubian lighting Moses on fire )

Narrator: There should be there no boundaries that you will go to in order to accomplish your goal …

( Highlights play of Jaywalker vs. ADV with Jay knocking ADV off the ladder and into the barbed wire cell )

Narrator: That killer instinct MUST run through your blood…

( Highlights play of Eddie Mack vs. Colin Kaline in a last man standing with Mack stabbing Cole in the forehead several times with a railroad spike )

Narrator: You must be willing to sacrifice your life …

( Highlights play of Kawajai vs. Mr.DEDEDE with Kawajai throwing DEDEDE off a 90ft titantron )

Narrator: But in the end, its all worth it …

( Flashes of Mak, Captain Charisma and Dark Demon all cashing in King of Extreme to win their world titles )

Narrator: The battle to be king commences …

( Highlights play of Methuselah and Liam Catterson’s battle through the King of Extreme tournament )

Narrator: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!…

( Camera pans into Oakland Coliseum as a parade of pyro begins to shoot up through the stage of black, red and blue as it blasts down the ramp and blasts through the ringposts as Yelawolf appears on the stage with Kid Rock and begins to perform ‘Lets Roll’ )

( The camera pans to see the King of Extreme crown hanging above the ring )

( Camera pans to The Heart Break Gal and WWEFan at the commentary table )

Fan: WELCOME …TO THE FIFTH ANNUAL KING OF EXTREME!!! LIVE FROM THE OAKLAND COLISEUM, THE BATTLE TO BE KING COMMENCES HERE LIVE TONIGHT!!! I’m WWEFan, joined by the always lovely Heart Break Gal for the first FPV of 2013 inside this jam-packed arena as either Methuselah or Liam Catterson will be crowned the fifth King of Extreme in EAW history, can Methuselah win it to prove that Methuselah is the most dangerous persona of Mr.DEDEDE or will Liam Catterson follow in the footsteps of the previous winner and become King of Extreme AND New Breed champion??

HBG: Yep and of course on the Showdown side of things, Jaywalker will have his first title defence against Scott Diamond in what could be very well a bloodbath over the World Heavyweight Championship and Zack Crash faces his biggest test against a very angry Dark Demon in a grudge match! But of course, over to the inferior-brand-because-HBG-isn’t-on-it, Dynasty!

( Camera pans to Stew-O and Masters at the Dynasty commentary table )

Stew-O: Well thank you for THAT HBG but lets not forget who won at Dynasty vs. Showdown and tonight Dynasty will keep its throne as Y2Impact will also have his first title defence against long-time rival and chairman, Ashten Cross for the Answers World Championship!

Masters: But we also have possibly one of the most anticipated matches in recent memory as Methuselah will face Prince of Phenomenal in what will be one hell of a fight, I don’t know how Methuselah will be able to cope with the challenge of facing both POP AND Liam Catterson in one deal.

( Highlights play of the Zack Crash vs. Dark Demon feud, showing Crash pinning Demon at RTR, Demon and Crashes segments on Showdown, Demon splitting Suicidal Adrenalines as a tag team and Crash helping Cameron Ella Ava beat Demon )

( Adrenaline by Shinedown plays as Zack Crash comes jogging out in black and red attire and sprints down to the ring, sliding in )

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Charleston, West Virginia… Weighing in at 225 pounds, HE IS THE EXTREME ADRENALINE JUNKIE, ZACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CRRRASSSHHH!!

HBG: Oh my, this man has made a sufficient impact here in Extreme Answers Wrestling. He has constantly worked and busted his ass for his career, and he finally showed his skill when he eliminated Dark Demon in the Extreme Elimination Chamber! And he still continues to turn heads left and right!

( Who Gonna Stop Me by Jay Z and Kanye West blares as Demon walks out in plain black attire and has an angry expression on his face as he walks down to the ring, rolling in )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Galway, Ireland, weighing in at 225 pounds… HE ISS, DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMONNN!!!

Fan: Hey! Dark Demon is one of the best competitors in this company too! He has had an ongoing bickering and fighting going on with Zack Crash, and it may steam from jealousy, or he it may just be that he’s a pissed off person, but who gives a hell? We have Zack vs. Demon, 225 pounds vs. 225 pounds, man vs. man, and a match for the ages.

( Ding Ding Ding )

HBG: Zack Crash charges at Dark Demon! He is unleashing fists all over the face of him, but Dark Demon gives a powerful shove and sends Zack into the corner… Dark Demon charges and drives his knee straight into his gut! Demon continues with the powerful knees, and he backs up as Zack comes tumbling out of the corner… AND DARK DEMON GOES FOR A HIP TOSS! BUT ZACK CRASH STAYS ON HIS FEET, AND PULLS DEMON IN… BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Demon gets up but Zack takes him down with a clothesline! He gets up again, but Zack with yet another clothesline… Demon gets up but he charges at Zack and… ZACK HOISTS HIM UP FOR A BODY SLAM! NO! HE GOES OVER TO THE CORNER AND POSITIONS DEMON IN THE TREE OF WOE! Zack quickly backs up… AND CHARGES, HITTING A STUNNING TACKLE INTO HIS GUT! And now Zack is unleashing roundhouse after roundhouse to the defenseless ribs of Dark Demon! Zack goes over to him and yanks him upwards, and puts him in a reverse side headlock… AND HE PULLS DEMON’S FEET OFF THE CORNER AND HITS A REVERSE DDT! Zack Crash is in complete control here as he lifts up Demon and seats him on the turnbuckle… He gets up there, whipping out right and left hands, and now he hoists him up… ZACK CRASH IS LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX! BUT NO, DARK DEMON SENDS A KNEE INTO HIS GUT, AND DRIVES AN ELBOW INTO HIS FACE! Zack is groggy and… DEMON TOSSES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! ZACK HITS IT HARD ON THE PADDING OUT THERE AS DEMON GETS READY… AND DEMON WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!

Fan: Excellent maneuver, and Demon is back in this thing! Dark Demon picks up Zack Crash and is dragging him over to our announce table! He is slamming his face into the table over and over again, and even more times! BUT ZACK CRASH WITH AN ELBOW TO HIS GUT! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! AND ZACK SNAPS DEMON ON TOP OF THE TABLE! Zack Crash walks over to the apron and lifts up the apron! He pulls out… A KENDO STICK!! THE KENDO STICK IS OUT AND HE WALKS OVER TO DEMON… AND SMACKS IT INTO HIS BACK AS HARD AS HE COULD! And now Zack is continuing the attack and he slaps it all over his body, look a hockey player doing a slap shot! Zack gets up behind him and places the kendo stick across his neck… Zack puts one hand on each end of the stick… AND HE DROPS TO THE GROUND AT THE STICK BREAKS IN HALF, SENDING SPLINTERS INTO DEMON’S THROAT AND CHEST! Zack Crash lifts up the weak Demon and rolls him into the ring, and now Zack Crash climbs to the top turnbuckle… He gets ready and… ZACK CRASH GOES FOR A MOONSAULT! A FIVE STAR MOONSA—DEMON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Zack holds his chest in pain, and Demon seems to be sore as well… But Dark Demon gets back up and runs over, sending a brute kick into Zack’s side! Zack gets up, but Demon drives his elbow into his face hard, and Crash tumbles frontwards into the corner… AND DEMON COMES UP BEHIND HIM, AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX! HE HOLDS IT FOR THE PIN!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! KICKKKOUTTTT!!

HBG: Both men quickly spring up and charge at each other, locking up instantly! And Demon gets control as he pulls him into a side headlock, and now he gets ready to snap him dow—ZACK CRASH WITH A BACK SUPLEX! Dark Demon stands up and he gets into the corner, trying to regain his breath… BUT ZACK CRASH CHARGES AND HITS A GREAT DROPKICK INTO HIS CHEST! Demon is falling out of the corner as Zack catches him, and snaps him back with an underhook suplex! Zack continues to kick Demon until he stands up, and now Zack pushes Demon into the ropes… AND ZACK CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT DARK DEMON WITH A BACK BODY DROP! BUT ZACK LAND ON THE APRON, BUT DEMON DOESN’T REALIZE IT! Zack Crash scurries over to the corner and climbs up on top of it… AND ZACK CRASH WITH A LEAPING CROSSBODY TO THE UNAWARE DARK DEMON! Zack Crash tries to pin him, but Demon quickly rolls out of the ring, trying to catch his breath… AND ZACK CRASH CHARGES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE! BUT DARK DEMON SIDE STEPS AS ZACK HITS HIS HEAD HARD INTO THE BARRICADE, MAKING A POWERFUL THUD! Dark Demon grabs Zack Crash and pulls him up… and IRISH WHIPS HIM HARD INTO THE STEEL STEPS, AND ZACK GOES FLYING OVER IT!

Fan: Dark Demon pulls Zack Crash up to his feet and drags him over to the corner… AND HE STARTS SMASHING HIS FACE INTO THE CORNER OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Dark Demon has a mean streak going as he rolls Zack Crash into the ring, but Demon goes over towards the announcer and grabs a steel chair! Demon rolls in with his weapon, and he waits patiently for Zack to get to his feet… AND DEMON CHARGES AT ZACK! BUT ZACK WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK, WHICH CAUSES THE CHAIR TO SMASH INTO DEMON’S FACE! And Zack goes running off the ropes… SIGNATURE RUNNING SPEAR! NO! DARK DEMON WITH A ROLLING ELBOW AND ZACK IS DOWN ON THE MAT! HE COVERS!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! KICCCKKKOUTTTT!!

HBG: Dark Demon is extremely angered, and he yanks Zack Crash to his feet, and starts unloading the right and left hands! BUT ZACK CRASH WITH A KICK INTO HIS GUT! And he goes running off the ropes… BUT DEMON LOOKS FOR A LARIAT! BUT ZACK DUCKS UNDER IT AND LACES HIS ARM INTO POSITION… FLIP BOTTOM! FLIP BOTTOM! THE C4 CONNECTS AND NOW ZACK COVERS!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! KICCCKKOUTTTT!!

Fan: These two men are just pure athletes, warriors, and fighters. Zack Crash pulls Dark Demon up to his feet, and he throws a right hand! Demon responds with a right! Zack tosses a left, and Demon responds! Back and forth, back and forth, back fort—DARK DEMON KICKS HIM HARD IN THE GUT! And Demon goes running off the ropes… BUT ZACK WITH A BRUTE UPPERCUT AS DEMON COMES BACK! AND ZACK PULLS DARK DEMON ONTO HIS SHOULDERS…. HE HAS HIM READY FOR A BODY SLAM! BUT DARK DEMON WEIGHS HIMSELF DOWN, AND HE HAS HIM IN A REVERSE SIDE HEADLOCK… AND DARK DEMON WITH THE _#SWERVE!! _#SWERVE!! THE DEMON’S WELCOME CONNECTS AS DEMON HOOKS THE LEG!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEE—BUT ZACK KICKS OUTTTT!!

HBG: ZACK CRASH KICKED OUT AT THE VERY LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! Demon sits up as he rubs his forehead, frustrated that he cannot stop Zack Crash yet… Zack quickly crawls over to the corner and slowly gets up… DARK DEMON CHARGES FOR A BULLDOG! AND… ZACK SPINS AROUND AND SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS FACE! DARK DEMON IS COMPLETELY STUNNED AS ZACK SPINS HIM AROUND, AND HOOKS HIM IN… CRASH TEST! THE SPINNING UNPRETTIER… CONNECTS! OH MY LORD, ZACK HAS IT! HE PINS!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

( Ding Ding Ding )

Ring Announcer: Your winner, ZACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CCRASSSSSHHHH!!

Fan: CRASH DID IT!! FOR THE SECOND FPV IN A ROW, ZACK CRASH HAS PINNED DARK DEMON!!

HBG: YES! YES! YES! PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!! DEMON HAS LOST AGAIN!!!

Fan: This is HUGE victory for Crash, this is a BIGTIME victory for Crash, he has pinned the 2012 Extremist of the year TWICE! No screwjobs, no excuses, no flukes, Crash has beaten Demon by skill and skill alone! This time last year, Crash was resent back to Turbo, the only extremist to have been winning and doing well and get sent back to Turbo and now, one year later he has pinned the man who won King of Extreme.

HBG: 2013 could be a huge year for Crash, if he can pull off these types of victories, he could end 2013 as World Heavyweight Champion!

**Dark Demon is shown sitting at the bottom of the ramp with his hands in his head, in utter disbelief**

Fan: And what about Demon?? Where does he go from here now?? Have we potentially seen the last of Dark Demon??

HBG: Who cares about him (xd)!! This is ZACK CRASHES night! This is Zack Crashes breakout night! This is the night Zack Crash has established himself as somebody with unlimited potential in EAW, the FUTURE of Extreme Answerz Wrestling!

( Camera pans backstage to the Project E.G.O locker room as Prince of Phenomenal is shown putting on the finishing touches to his ring gear as the Heart Break Boy is writing on a white board, drawing a picture of Methuselahs body )

HBB: Alright so …this is Methuselahs body.

**HBB begins to draw an X on several parts of the drawing**

HBB: These are obviously his weak spots, so target them and target them well.

POP: I know all of this.

HBB: And your point is?? One does not simply just walk into a match without preparing against Methuselah, you just don’t. That’s what loser do and nobody in Project E.G.O is or EVER will be a loser.

HBB: Methuselah will not go down without a fight, he will not go down unless you force him to go down and POP, that is exactly what you will have to do. Force him to stay down. You have to do EVERYTHING within your power to make sure Methuselah is EDGED out of EAW, not for now, not for a few months, not for a year but FOREVER.

HBB: I NEVER WANT TO SEE HIS FACE IN EAW AGAIN, I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANY OF HIS PERSONAS, I DON’T WANT TO SEE THE ‘GAWD’, DIAMOND DALLAS DEDEDE, METHUSELAH OR NORMAL MR.DEDEDE, I WANT HIM GONE. GONE FOR GOOD.

HBB: AND YOU BETTER BEAT HIM POP, YOU BETTER MAKE SURE THAT HE DOESN’T SHOW HIS FACE HERE EVER AGAIN BECAUSE I SWEAR POP, I’M SICK OF HIM. AND IF YOU HAVE TO CRIPPLE HIM, IF YOU HAVE TO COMMIT MURDER ON WORLDWIDE TV, THAN YOU DO SO. WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THE JOB DONE. **HBB begins to cool himself down**

HBB: Look POP, I’m asking you …no …I’m DEMANDING you…to finish off the job that both me and Jay set in motion, this is what Project E.G.O was created for, this is what Project E.G.O stands for, to edge out people like him, to edge people who have no purpose, who have no RIGHT to be in EAW. Don’t forget that POP, don’t forget your roots. You aren’t fighting for just yourself here tonight, you’re fighting for ALL of Project E.G.O tonight.

**POP nods his head as he goes to tape his fist as Cleopatra and Christy Cruise walks into the room**

Christy Cruise: What up G’s?

HBB: We’re getting prepared for tonight, this is going to be the most important night in Project E.G.O’s life span; tonight we edge out Ryan Adams for good.

Cleopatra: Hopefully your skills in how to beat Methuseah is better than your skills at picking out women, I mean HBG of all people, Mike08 is better looking than her (hehe)….

HBG: …..

HBB: Yeah yeah, and I bet Troy lying in a hospital bed is soo much more attractive (roll)…

POP: Irregardless, tonight is the night we eliminate Methuselah and Scott Diamond, obviously Jay is getting ready for tonight?

Christy: mhm, we were having a pre-match celebration drink with him, god I hate drinking with Canadians, never shut up about how great that shithole is (NO)!!!

HBB: C’mon POP, we got to get going, the match is about to start.

**HBB and POP finish up and walk out the door but POP grabs HBB by the arm and stops him**

POP: I don’t want you to attack Methuselah tonight, I appreciate that you are in my corner…but don’t help me beat him down, don’t help me at all …this is my fight.

HBB: But what if you are in trouble? If you’re in trouble …I’m going to help you out.

POP: I won’t be.

*HBB reluctantly nods his head in agreement as both men walk out of the room**

( Camera pans to ringside )

( Highlights of the Methuselah/POP rivalry play )

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

( The lights go out )

“I shoot the lights out”…

“Hide til’ it’s bright out”…

“Ohh just another lonely night”…

“Are you willing to sacrifice your life”…

( ‘Monster by KanyeWest hits as smoke begins to fill the ringside/stage area. Methuselah emerges from the smoke and sprints down the ramp wearing a t-shirt that says “_#FEARMETH” )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, weighing in at 235 pounds… METTTTHHHHHUUUUSEEEEELLLAHHHH!!

Stew: And here comes Methuselah competing in his first of two matches tonight with the other being of course the King of Extreme match itself… this feud between POP and Meth has gotten very physical and emotional… it all comes to a head here tonight!

Masters: And look at how sinister Meth looks tonight, even more so than usual… POP better watch out.

( ‘If I Had a Heart’ by Fever Ray hits as The Prince of Phenomenal makes his way to the ring with The Heart Break Boy )

Stew: BUT METH SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND HE AND POP BEGINNING TO TRADE BLOWS!! SHOTS!! RIGHTS AND LEFTS!! THE MATCH YET TO BEGIN, BUT THESE TWO ARE FULLY GOING AT IT!! HBB WATCHING ON, REMEMER WHAT POP SAID… HE DOESN’T WANT HBB TO LAY A HAND ON METH TONIGHT!! POP WANTS TO DO THIS BY HIMSELF!! POP MANAGES TO PUSH METH INTO THE BARRICADE AND CONTINUES TO REIGN DOWN SHOT AFTER SHOT, FOLKS I ASSURE YOU, THIS WILL BE A VERY, VERY PHYSICAL CONTEST!!… NO LOVE LOST TONIGHT!! POP GRABS METH BY THE HAIR AND ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING BEFORE ROLLING HIMSELF IN!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Masters: The bell sounds and the match has officially begun… Meth on his knees, making it to his feet… BUT POP RAISES HIS FOOT AND SENDS IT RIGHT INTO THE STOMACH OF METH WHO FALLS BACK TO THE CANVAS AGAIN!! POP NOW WASTING NO TIME AS HE HEADS OUT OF THE RING… POP sifting through everything under the ring, and he pulls out the kendo stick! POP now with the kendo stick in hand, enters the ring and begins to size up the opposition… METH MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND AS POP TAKES A SWING!! BUT NO!! IT’S DUCKED BY METH WHO NOW TACKLES THE KENDO STICK OUT OF HIS HAND AND SWIFTY KICKS POP IN THE STOMACH!!

Stew: POP clutches his mid-section as he bends forward… AND NOW METH UNLEASHES A SHOT WITH THE KENDO STICK RIGHT OVER THE BACK OF THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! METH RAISES IT UP AND DOES IT A SECOND TIME AS POP LETS OUT A SHRIEK… AND AS SOON AS IT FINISHES ESCAPING HIS MOUTH METH AGAIN LIFTS THE KENDO STICK UP AND SLAMS IT RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK!! POP IS IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE, THREE HARD, AND I MEAN HARD SHOTS RIGHT TO THE BACK… YOU CAN SEE THE MARKS THE KENDO STICK HAS LEFT ON THE BACK!! METH NOW AGAIN WITH A FOURTH SHOT!! THAT KENDO STICK HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED, THANKFULLY FOR POP!!

Masters: Methuselah drops the shredded kendo stick and gets POP to his feet… HBB watches on with a bit of a worried expression on his face, he let goes a right shot which causes POP to backpedal into the turnbuckle… Meth now sets POP up on the top rope… OH GOD what is he thinking?! No one knows what he’s thinking! NOT EVEN METH KNOWS WHAT HE’S THINKING! Meth begins climbing the turnbuckle as well… POP is in trou—NO WAIT!! HE COMES TO WITH A RIGHT HAND, A HARD RIGHT HAND TO THE JAW OF METHUSELAH… AND HE CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER ONE, STARTING TO BUILD SOME MOMENTUM HERE!!

Stew: METH TRIES FOR A RIGHT HAND BUT POP DUCKS UNDER IT AND METH MISSES WILDLY!! AND NOW POP… OH POP!! HE LEAPS AND WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND THE NECK OF METH, AND NOW HE FORCES HIM DOWN INTO THE CANVAS!! POP JUST TOSSES METH HALF-WAY ACROSS THE RING WITH A HURRICANRANA FROM THE TOP ROPE!! POP’s bought himself some time… but when you’re facing someone like Methuselah, you have to stay on the offensive, there really is no room for breaks when going up against him, especially when you know he can strike with that Spear at literally any moment!

Masters: POP GETS TO HIS FEET AND CHARGES AT METH… HE CRACKS HIM IN THE JAW WITH A LEAPING KNEE.. AND THE MOMENTUM TAKES BOTH MEN CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE!! POP scrambles to his feet, Methuselah still down… POP again looks for something under the ring… THIS TIME POP PULLS OUT…OH MY… HE PULLS OUT THAT STEEL COVERED BIBLE!! THE SAME ONE THAT HE BROUGHT INTO THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION LAST MONTH!! HE GRINS AS HE STANDS… METHUSELAH WITH HIS BACK TURNED TOWARDS POP USES THE EDGE OF THE RING AS AN AID TO PULL HIM UP… HE TURNS AROUND… AND POP CRACKS THE BIBLE OVER THE SKULL OF METHUSELAH WHO HITS THE FLOOR ONCE AGAIN!! THE FORCE OF THAT SHOT ALMOST CAUSED THE BIBLE TO COME FLYING OUT OF POP’S HANDS!!

Stew: POP re-grips the bible… HBB’S SMILING AS POP’S CONFIDENCE CONTINUES TO GROW… HE MAY SENSE VICTORY!! Meth again makes it to his feet… ONLY TO BE TAKEN DOWN AGAIN BY ANOTHER SHOT FROM THAT BIBLE!! POP tosses the Bible into the ring and now picks up the dead-weight of Methuselah, he tosses him into the ring and now he hops up onto the apron!! HE SPRINGBOARDS OVER THE ROPES… AND NOW DROPS A LEG RIGHT ACROSS THE THROAT OF METH!! POP OFF THE SPRINGBOARD LEGDROP LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE, INTO THE PIN… HOOKING THE LEGS… IS THIS IT?!

ONEEE!!… TWO—NO METH KICKS OUT, BARELY A TWO COUNT!!

Masters: POP with a look of shock, not only did that sequence not get the job done, he may have not even gotten a two count! POP immediately goes back on the attack… stomping into the chest of Meth over and over again! POP is showing a new side to him tonight, much more ruthless than usual! I kind of like it! POP allows Meth some time to get to his feet… Meth up, in the corner… POP AGAIN CHARGES… BUT METH, SORT’VE A DESPERATION MOVE GRABS POP AND SLAMS HIM, SPINE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!! AND NOW METH DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES, AND AGAIN BEGINS HAMMERING AWAY AT POP, RIGHTS AND LEFTS, VICIOUS RIGHTS AND LEFTS, POP ATTEMPTING TO GET HIS HANDS UP TO BLOCK THEM BUT THEY’RE TOO SWIFT!!

Stew: METH SCREAMING AT POP AS HE CONTINUES TO DELIVER THESE HARD SHOTS!! METH FINALLY LETS UP… AND HE GLANCES OVER AT THE BIBLE THAT POP BROUGHT IN EARLIER!! THAT BIBLE MAY COME BACK TO HAUNT HIM AS METH MAKES HIS WAY OVER TOWARDS IT AND PICKS IT UP!! HE GRIPS IT HARD IN HIS HAND, LITERALLY DIGGING HIS FINGERNAILS INTO THE HARD COVER… WRITHING, BEGGING POP TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, METHUSELAH HAS ENTERED A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ZONE HERE… POP MAKES IT TO HIS FEET… AND A SHOT… OH LORD WHAT A SHOT!! RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!! POP COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS, METH THROWS THE BIBLE OUT OF THE RING… BUT HE STILL ISN’T DONE!!

Masters: He lifts POP up… POP’s head has begun to bleed, Meth pulls him in… AND HE CONNECTS WITH A METHUSELAH DDT!! PLANTING POP HEAD FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!! HE NOW ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS THE OUTSIDE LEG!!

ONEEE!!… TWOO!!… THR—NO POP KICKS OUT!!

Stew: Meth sits up, and he smiles.. HE’S GRINNING AT ALL THIS! HE’S SICK!! HE’S HAPPY THAT POP KICKED OUT BECAUSE THAT MEANS HE GETS TO DO MORE DAMAGE, HE GETS TO INFLICT MORE PAIN, HE GETS MORE OF WHAT HE WANTS!! POP almost motionless… Meth pulls him to his feet… He grabs him by the throat and stares at him… a crazed look on his face… HE KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AND NOW CONNECTS WITH A SECOND METHUSELAH DDT!! POP’s face is completely red, as is a lot of the mat, he’s losing a ton of blood, and fast to! This isn’t good at all!

Masters: Methuselah slicks his hair back and sets himself up in the corner… OH MY!! WE ALL KNOW WHAT HE’S LOOKING FOR!! POP HAS YET TO MOVE… METH IS GOING ABSOLUTELY CRAZY HERE, JUMPING IN THE AIR AS POP BEGINS TO STIR, FOAMING AT THE MOUTH IS METHUSELAH HERE… POP IS SPENT, ABSOLUTELY SPENT, HE’S LOST TONS OF BLOOD IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME… HE GETS ONE HAND ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AND THE OTHER ON THE TOP ROPE AS HE PULLS HIMSELF UP… HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT AWAITS HIM… HE TURNS AROUND AND METH CHARGES, HERE WE GO!!

Stew: OH MY GOD!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! HBB RUSHED INTO THE RING AND LANDED SWEET CHIN MUSIC RIGHT BEFORE HE WAS ABOUT TO BREAK POP IN HALF!! THE ONLY PROBLEM IS… POP COLLAPSED AS WELL!! POP NEEDS TO REGAIN HIMSELF HERE… HE NEEDS SOMEHOW GET ENOUGH ENERGY TO MAKE THE PIN, BUT I DON’T KNOW IF HE HAS ANYTHING LEFT!! HBB URGING HIM ON… HE BEGINS TO STIR… METH IS DOWN, DOWN AND OUT AFTER BEING ON THE RECEIVING END OF THAT SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! POP JUST A FEW FEET AWAY NOW… ALL HE HAS TO DO IS GET HIS ARM ACROSS THE CHEST!!

Masters: IT’S ONLY A FEW FEET BUT FOR POP IT MUST FEEL LIKE MILES, AFTER ALL THE BLOOD THAT’S LEFT HIM.. A PUDDLE OF RED FOLLOWING POP WHEREVER HE GOES… AND YES!! HE GETS HIS ARM ACROSS THE CHEST, THE REFEREE SLIDES INTO POSITION!!…

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!! THRR—NO!! SHOULDER UP!! SHOULDER UP!! METH GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!

Stew: AND POP IS IN FULL ON DESPERATION MODE HERE!! HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET, AND WITHOUT EVEN THINKING TWICE SLOWLY MOVES ONTO THE APRON, AND NOW MAKES HIS WAY OVER TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE!! HE BEGINS CLIMBING… METH STILL DOWN… POP GETS TO THE TOP…HE LOOKS DOWN AT METH… AND HE LEAPS OFF!! THE FATAL CROSS!! IT CONNEC—NO!! METH MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!! METH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND POP CRASHES INTO THE CANVAS!!

Masters: AND NOW METH MAKES IT TO HIS FEET… AS DOES POP… METH CHARGES… SPEAR!! SPEAR!! SPEAR!! SPEAR BY METH!! COVER!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Monster’ hits as Methuselah slides out of the ring without looking back, HBB slides into the ring to check on POP )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner …..MEEEEETHHHHHHHHUSEEEEEEEELAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: Well Methuselah certainly made a statement here tonight, POP put up a valiant effort, but in the end… it was Methuselah who got the last laugh.

Masters: But let’s not take everything away from POP, as you said… indeed a valiant effort, I wonder how Meth will fair later on tonight when he takes on Liam Catterson!

( Camera pans backstage to Scott Diamonds locker room as a banner is shown in the background ‘’Happy Birthday Scott’’ with various co-workers celebrating in the locker room )

( Scott Diamond is shown standing by a table with both the Elite title AND the World title over each of his shoulders as Clyde casually walks up to Scott with a drink in his hand )

Clyde: Bitchin’ party brah!

Scott: You know what will be even more bitchin’ Clyde? When I make this world title over my shoulder on a permanent basis.

Clyde: You really think you can pull this off brah?

Scott: What type of stupid question is that?? OF COURSE I think I can pull this off, its like I said on Showdown, Jay only has won for so long because he has his opponent before the match even begins but I haven’t allowed him to get into my head, despite his little put-downs, despite his little bounty on my head and his Project E.G.O beatdowns, I’m still carrying the thing that is the most important to him in this whole wide world.

Scott: Throughout this entire feud, I’ve constantly one-upped him, I’ve constantly been a thorn in his side and tonight I am going to put the cherry on the cake, I’m going to put Jaywalker to an end. The end of his title reign, the end of his undefeated streak and the END of his career. Just like last year when I beat ADV, this is going to be a new year, a new start and a new era. The era of Scott Diamond, I’m not gonna fuck up, I’m not gonna bust, I’m just going to DOMINATE everybody in my way.

Scott: I’m better than Jaywalker, I’m better than anybody in Project E.G.O, I’m better than anybody on Showdown, I’m better anybody on Dynasty, better than anybody on Turbo, in the King of Extreme match …You see this Clyde? *Scott points at his Elite champion* This means that I’m the best, this makes me the best pound for pound WRESTLER, this makes me ELITE. SOMETHING JAYJAAYYYYY ISN’T, SOMETHING JAYJAYYYY CAN NEVER BE.

Scott: Tonight is the night the name ‘Scott Diamond’ becomes a bigger name than Jayjayy, than HBB, than Imp, than Methuselah, than ANYBODY. Tonight I am going to the FIRST man to be the both Elite and World Heavyweight champion and only a fool would bet against me.

Clyde: iight, I feel ya …stay here for a moment and I’ll be right back …

( An EAW staff member rushes into the room with a big box as he approaches Scott )

Scott: What the hell do you want??

Staff member: I was told to give this to you …your birthday present.

Scott: Whos it from?

Staff member: No idea but it looks good!

*Scott opens the box to find a can of fake tan spray*

Scott: ….

Staff member: Well, atleast you wont be so pale now

*Scott glares at the staff member, who looks frightened now as Scott digs into the box again*

Scott: What the …

*As Scott digs into the box, he pulls out a picture of him lying bloody on the mat with Colin standing over him laughing with the caption; ‘’Scott Diamond: I lose to busts’’ *

Scott: ….

*Scott digs into the box again and this time finds a cone that has been teared into bits along with a note saying: ‘’Happy Birthday from E.G.O, _#Swerve’’*

Scott: ….

Scott: NOW THEY HAVE GONE TOO FAR :@ :@ :@ :@!!!!

( Scott storms out of the room as Clyde returns with former EAW Vixens, Tanny and Christine Lee )

Clyde: aye where my man Scotty go …I got him his birthday present right here…

Staff member: He took off…

Clyde: Oh well …ladies, how about you both hop on the Clyde love train

( The camera pans to black )

( Camera pans backstage to Ashten Crosses office as he is getting ready as Cherise steps into the office )

Cross: You have everything sorted out??

Cherise: Yep, the party is sorted out, everything is prepared …now all is up to you.

Cross *smirking*: Don’t worry, that’s the easiest bit.

Cherise: Are you sure??

Cross: Of course I’m sure, I’m Ashten Freakin’ Cross. The almighty ruler of EAW, the Alexander of EAW, the oasis of freedom and justice… And Y2Impact should be DAMN GRATEFUL that he is even champion, all thanks to me and tonight i am going to take out Y2Impact for once and for all.

Cross: Impact might have returned last year but this year, on the anniversary of the rebirth of Y2Impact …I kill him.

( Camera fades into the ring as the Answers World Championship graphic flashes across the screen )

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THEEE ANSWERRRSSS WORLDDDDD CHAAAMMMMMPIONNNSHIPP!!

( The lights in the arena are dimmed and a large spotlight appears at the center of the stage. ‘Seven Nation Army’ by The White Stripes hits as Ashten Cross makes his way to the ring wearing a red coat with black and red trunks )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Charlotte, North Carolina… weighing in at 240 pounds… HE IS THE CHAIRMAN OF EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING!!… ASHHTEEEENNNN CROSSSSSSSSS!!

Stew: Out first… the challenger, and Masters I hate to say it, but I don’t see any way that Cross doesn’t walk out as the Champion, he has the power… ALL THE POWER, and he’s going to use that power to bend everything in his favor.

( Cross enters the ring, takes off his coat and hands it to the referee before heading to the top rope and posing with both arms in the air )

Masters: I don’t know about that Stew, granted… Cross is a sly devil, and I do believe he at least had something to do with Hawk being hit by that car… I wouldn’t put anything past him, but Cross knows if he tries anything tonight, he’ll be on even thinner ice with the board.

( The lights are cut off and a countdown clock appears on the titan-tron )

5…

4…

3…

2…

1…

( A huge blast of pyro goes off as ‘Twisted Transistor’ by Korn hits and Y2Impact makes his way to the ring wearing a blue jacket which sparkles against the lights and the Answers World Championship strapped around his waist )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 226 pounds… HE IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!… Y2IMMMMMMPPPACCCCCCTTTTTTTT!!

Stew: There’s certainly a big fight feel in Oakland tonight, Y2Impact last week was again, about to reveal Cross’ dastardly plan twice, but it was foiled… once by Tomi Venus, and the other time by the challenger, Ashten Cross.

( Impact unstraps the Answers World Championship and hands it to the referee who holds it in the air )

Masters: I still think Cross hired Tomi to try and take out Impact last week… I wonder if he makes an appearance here tonight.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: There’s the bell and here we go! Both the challenger and champion around the same size and have similar styles so it should be interesting to see how this match plays out. Cross and Impact both make their way to the center of the ring… IMPACT LUNGES TO LOCK UP.. BUT CROSS WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE OF IMPACT!! Cross grins… BUT IMPACT QUICKLY TACKLES THE CHALLENGER TO THE MAT AND BEGINS POUNDING RIGHTS AND LEFTS INTO THE SKULL!! Cross quickly shoves his finger into the eye of Impact and rolls to the edge of the ring before making it back to his feet!

Masters: Cross has angered the champion, and it might come back to bite him! Impact charges full-speed at Cross but he gets his feet up and sends them into the throat of Impact! Cross now runs off the ropes as Impact comes out of the corner, holding his throat… CROSS CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! A HARD CLOTHESLINE THAT DAMN NEAR TAKES THE CHAMPION’S HEAD OFF!! CROSS QUICKLY INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE OUTSIDE LEG!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO IMPACT KICKS OUT!!

Stew: Impact manages to roll the shoulder up… saving his title for the time-being. Cross gets Impact to his feet, but Impact shoots out a right hand that catches Cross in the jaw, and now Impact with another one as he fully makes it back to a vertical base! Impact again with a third right hand! Impact goes for a fourth… BUT IT’S DUCKED!! Cross lifts Impact into the air… BACK SUPLEX!! NO!! Impact lands on his feet… AND NOW FROM BEHIND TAKES CROSS DOWN WITH A ONE-HANDED BULLDOG!! Impact now looks over towards the ropes… HE RUNS AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE… CONNECTING WITH A LIONSAULT!! LIONSAULT ONTO ASHTEN CROSS!!

Masters: Oh but what a veteran move by Impact! As soon as Impact hit the move he rolled to the outside of the ring and now plops himself onto the floor, Impact lets out a sigh as he follows Cross out. He lifts Cross up… BUT CROSS KNEES HIM INTO THE GUT!!… HE NOW TAKES IMPACT BY THE HEAD… AND GOOD LORD!! HE THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!! IMPACT CONNECTS WITH A THUD!! AND NOW WRITHING IN PAIN AS A CUT HAS BEEN FORMED ON THE BACK OF IMPACT!! Cross grins as he again picks Impact up and rolls him into the ring!

Stew: Cross climbs up to the top rope and awaits for Impact to make it to his feet… Impact’s back now gushing blood but he’s able to make it up as Cross leaps off… LOOKING FOR A CROSSBODY!! BUT IMPACT!! IMPACT WITH A DROPKICK SWATTING HIM RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR!!… OHH BUT IMPACT LANDS BACK FIRST ONTO THE MAT, RIGHT WHERE HIS CUT IS!! That’s definitely going to be a liability to Impact for the rest of the match. Cross beginning to stir… BUT IMPACT TAKES HIM BACK DOWN BY STOMPING RIGHT ON THE BACK OF THE CHAIRMAN’S HEAD!!

Masters: Impact beginning to grow a mean-streak and rightfully so, Ashten Cross is a despicable man, he took out Hurricane Hawk and attempted to put a hit on the champion which failed, point is… he’s going to deserve every bit of punishment Impact dishes out. Cross pulls himself to his feet… IMPACT COMES CHARGING WITH A HEAD OF STEAM… BUT CROSS DUCKS HIS HEAD AND CONNECTS WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! IMPACT GOING SPINE FIRST RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!! AND AGAIN HE COMES UP, CLUTCHING HIS BACK, LETTING OUT A SCREAM OF PAIN, ALL TO THE JOY OF THE CHALLENGER!!

Stew: Cross now begins to pound into the champion, who is in a world of trouble right here! Cross dishing out shot after shot after shot! Impact breaks it all with a short and swift kick to the gut! Impact now takes Cross by the arm and whips him into the ropes!! Cross rebounds back… AND NOW IMPACT WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!! DROPPING CROSS, SPINE FIRST RIGHT ACROSS THE KNEE!! THE CHAIRMAN ROLLS AROUND IN PAIN… IMPACT GRABS HIM… SHOVES HIS HEAD DOWN INTO THE CANVAS AND HOOKS THE LEG!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT NO!! CROSS GETS THE SHOULDER UP IN TIME!!

Masters: Impact gets Cross to his feet and unleashes a forearm right to the nose!… AND NOW IMPACT FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!! Impact a bit slow to his feet and this allows Cross some time as well to make it up… IMPACT RUNS AT CROSS… BUT CROSS WITH A KICK… A KICK TO THE CHEST… AND NOW ANOTHER HARD CLOTHESLINE… RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF IMPACT, TAKING HIM DOWN, FLIPPING HIM INSIDE OUT… COMPLETELY LAYING HIM OUT!! CROSS NOW WITH A SINISTER LOOK ON HIS FACE, HE CAN TELL THAT THIS ONE MIGHT BE OVER SOON!! HE CAN SENSE HE’S GETTING CLOSER TO THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!

Stew: Impact has hardly moved since being laid out by that clothesline… Cross gets Impact to his feet… and he hooks him… LOOKING FOR THE 3RDDEGREE BRAINBUSTER!!… HE LIFTS HIM UP!!… BUT NO!! IMPACT LANDS BEHIND CROSS AND SPINS HIM AROUND…. CODEBREAKER!! NO!! CROSS CATCHES HIM AND THROWS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! IMPACT COMES STUMBLING OUT AND CROSS AGAIN HOOKS HIM… LIFTS HIM UP… 3RD DEGREE BRAINBUSTER!! IT CONNECTS!! OH MY GOD!! CROSS GOT IT!! HE GOT THE BRAINBUSTER!! AND NOW INTO THE COVER, WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… *The lights go out*

Stew: Umm… what’s going on here?

Masters: The lights in the arena have been cu–

( Suddenly the titan-tron lights up in a bright purple before going into a frantic array of colors and a voice begins to speak )…

“Who says you can’t live forever lied”…

“Of course I’m living forever”…

“I’ll live long”…

“You can’t deny my flaws”…

“Forever I’ll LIVE”…

( The titan-tron shuts off and the lights turn back on )

Stew: OH AND LOOK!! IT’S HAWK!! IT’S HAWK!! WITH CROSS ON HIS SHOULDERS!! AND YES!! THE ASSASSINATION!! HAWK CONNECTS WITH THE ASSASSINATION!! HURRICANE HAWK IS BACK… BUT LOOK MASTERS, HE’S LIMPING UP THE RAMP… HE’S BACK…. BUT WHAT KIND OF CONDITION IS HE IN?!

Masters: It beats me Stew, but if I was Hawk, I’d want to get back as soon as possible to exact my revenge… IMPACT TO HIS FEET… HAWK TURNS AROUND ON THE TOP OF THE STAGE TO WATCH… IMPACT PULLS THE CHAIRMAN TO HIS FEET… AND HE CONNECTS WITH A CODEBREAKER!! CODEBREAKER CONNECTS!! COVER!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!! YES!! IMPACT RETAINS HIS TITLE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Twisted Transistor’ hits as Impact is given his Answers World Championship and begins to celebrate, Hawk slightly grins and heads to the back )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… Y2IMMMMPPPACCCCTTTT!!

Stew: And Impact retains! Impact retains the Answers World Championship at King of Extreme thanks to a huge assist by a returning Hurricane Hawk! Congratulations to him!

Masters: Yeah… but trust me Stew, if I know anything about Ashten Cross… we HAVE NOT heard the end of this, Cross is going to fight this… no doubt… and as Chairman, I don’t even want to imagine what he’s capable of doing.

( Camera pans backstage to Brian Titus in the Interview area )

Titus: Welcome Homos and Lesbians, it is I, the alpha male of Interviewing, the man with the golden dick and an ass that won’t quit …BRIAN TITUS!!!

And with me at this, a man who will be competing in tonight’s main event, give a warm genitals welcome to …LIIAAM CATTERSOON!!!!

( Liam Catterson steps into the scene, carrying his NB title and wearing a shirt wearing ”_#FEARLIAM” )

Liam: Thank you Brian, yes i will be competing in my very first main event tonight, against one of the biggest legends in efed history …am i nervous? HA! I thrive off matches like these, I excel in matches like these …tables, ladders and chairs? that’s like a home for me. That’s like a playground for me.

Liam: I watched Methuselah get the shit beat into him tonight and you know what I did? I LAUGHED…He is walking into a match with a man who is UNSTOPPABLE, a man who is dying for his moment in the spotlight.

Liam: Tonight I follow in the steps of Dark Demon and become King of Extreme AND New Breed Champion, tonight I end Methuselah and become GAWD himself! BECAUSE I’VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS MOMENT, IVE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS NIGHT FOR MONTHS… BECAUSE I’VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS MOMENT, IVE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS NIGHT FOR MONTHS …

(Camera pans to black )

( A video package begins to play of the Scott Diamond vs. Jaywalker feud, also showcasing Jay’s undefeated streak and Scott defeating ADV to capture the Answers World Championship at the last King of Extreme )

( The World Heavyweight Championship graphic appears on the screen )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall and it is for the EXTREEEEMMEEEEE ANSSWWEERRRRRZZZZ WRESSTTLLIIINGGGG WOOORRLLDD HEAVVYYWEEEIIIGHTT CHAMPPIIOONNSHIPP!!!!!

Ring Announcer: …And I have received word by Showdown General Manager Kendra Shamez that this match will be contested under FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!

Fan: :O!

( ‘’Reminder’’ by Jay-Z hits as Scott Diamond walks down the ramp with both the Elite and World Heavyweight Championships over each shoulder along with a long lead pipe in his right hand )

Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring from Long Island, New York and weighing in at 270 pounds, he is the Elite champion AND the challenger ….’’BRAVEHEART’’ SCOTTTTTTTTTTT DIIIIIIIIAMMMMMMMMOOOOOOONDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan: Scott is a wanted man, possibly the MOST wanted man on Showdown after he stole Jaywalkers World Heavyweight Championship three weeks ago and Scott looks amped, he looks ready and he looks focused for tonight. It was this time last year, at this very event that Scott Diamond shocked EAW to its core by pinning Alexander Da Vinci 1,2,3 in the middle of the ring to capture his first world title, can he do it again tonight on his birthday with the lights on bright, with the odds stacked firmly against him?

HBG: Who knows, he possibly could, King of Extreme has been known for its upsets over the years, Cyclone beating DDD, Kawajai and Scott winning world titles, Hurricane Hawk winning his first world title ….Scott COULD do it tonight but he needs to be ready to kill and that lead pipe in his hand says it all really, this match is going to be a blood bath!

Ring Announcer: Please welcome at this time, here to perform Jaywalkers theme song for the final time… ‘’Play for Keeps’’ ….B.O.B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( B.o.B steps onto the stage as he begins to perform ‘’Play for Keeps’’ )

B.o.B: How much must I repeat?
We only play for keeps
No time-outs, no free throws
No refs, no penalties
No handouts, no pit stops
No cheat codes, no sleep
But the drinks are on us
If you with it then pull up a seat

When you’re roaming through the jungle
Talk is nothing, talk is cheap
Time is money, money is power
Power corrupts eventually, damn
So what are the options?
What are the choices left for me?
What other rule there’s left to break
I guess my faith is a quest for me

( Jaywalker steps out onto the stage in a golden robe with ‘’Jaywalker, the last remaining original’’ written onto it, as Jay walks down to the ring, he doesn’t take his eyes off the world title resting on Scotts shoulder )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Scarborough, Canada, he is weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the current reigning EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION …THE ‘LAST EAW ORIGINAL’’ JAYYYYYYYYYYYWAAAAAAAAALKKKKKKKKKKERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan: And this man is already currently 22-0, which is one of the most impressive feats in EAW history along with being a now four-time world champion, this man is apart of the most POWERFUL and DOMINANT stable in history in Project E.G.O, who could make an appearance tonight but still, Jay has vowed to paint the entire canvas of the ring with Scott Diamonds blood and after experiencing facing Jay myself, I do not doubt this man!

HBG: Well as we all know, im not a fan of Jay and I’d much rather see Scott being champion than a Canadian but this is either put-up or shut-up for both men! And we both know Jays track record but I have NEVER seen Jay this angry in so long, so maybe Scott is right, MAYBE the only way to beat Jaywalker is to make him so mad that he ends up making a rash decision, I certainly hope so!

( Jaywalker takes off his robe as Scott puts the lead pipe down by the corner of the ring as the referee lifts up the world title high in the air and calls for the bell to be rung as both men go face to face in the middle of the ring )

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Fan: AND JUST LIKE THAT, SCOTT FLOORS JAY WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND!! …And Jay retreats to his corner, trying to rethink his match strategy but Scott charges towards Jay and begins pounding into him with huge rights and lefts, OVER and OVER and OVER again into Jay, into any open space that is available to Scott! Jay is covering up but Scott grabs the arm and looks for the irish-whip into the corner! But Jay counters with an Irish-whip of his own, sending Scott right into the turnbuckles and Jay now charges at Scott looking for a RUNNING UPPERCUT INTO SCOTT!! BUT SCOTT GRABS JAY AND CONNECTS WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX AS JAY GOES RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!

HBG: And Jay now rolls out of the ring as Scott has been in full control as he slides out after Jay who is pulling himself to his feet and Scott grabs Jay and HURLS HIM RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!! Jay goes spine first into that barricade as he yells out in pain and Scott now charges at him looking for a CLOTHESLINE OVER THE BARRICADE!! BUT JAY LIFTS SCOTT UP, USING HIS OWN MOMENTUAM AGAINST HIM AND JAY WITH A DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER DIRECTLY ONTO THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE!! BAH GAWD, SCOTT IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN!! And this may have turned the tides in this match completely as Jay is now regrouping as Scott is lying on top of the barricade, c’mon Scott!

Fan: And Jay is now onto his feet and he instantly grabs Scott, dragging him off the barricade and drags him over towards us and RAMS SCOTTS HEAD INTO OUR TABLE!! Scott is now slumped across our table and Jay now looks underneath the ring as he pulls out a kendo stick and Jay now SMACKS THAT KENDO STICK ACROSS SCOTTS CHEST!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN AS SCOTTS CHEST IS TURNING DARK RED AS EACH SHOT IS TAKEN WITH FULL FORCE!! Jay now drops that kendo stick as Scott is in immense pain, don’t expect much ‘pure’ wresting in this one, it’s gonna be fight to the finish as Jay lifts Scott up off our table and gets right in his face …

Jay: YOU’RE AS WEAK AS CC WAS!!

HBG: AND JAY NOW SENDS SCOTT HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Scott is laid out on the floor as Jay smirks, this is where Jay has the advantage, he’s a fighter at heart and a master at his surroundings as he kicks off those steps and positions the lower steps on the floor as he grabs Scott and …uh oh! Jay looking for a SUPLEX ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!! But Scott fights back with fists, desperation fists to the mid-section of Jay but Jay sends an uppercut to Scott followed by a knee to the face and JAY FINALLY HITS THE SUPLEX ONTO THE BOTTOM STEPS!! SCOTTS SPINE MEETS THOSE PAINFUL STEEL STEPS AS JAY HOOKS A LEG!! REMEMBER, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!!

ONE!!!! ….TWOOOOO!!!!! …..NO!!!!! SCOTT ROLLS THE SHOULDER UP!!!

Fan: Jay not happy now as he lifts himself up and scans the area, looking for more ways to punish Scott as he goes over to the timekeeper and TOSSES the keeper off her chair and folds up the steel chair as Scott is trying to push himself up, Jaywalker is one of the last people you want wielding a steel chair AND JAY SWINGS IT AT SCO—-BUT SCOTT WITH A BIG BOOT!! A BIG BOOT OUTTA NOWHERE AS THE CHAIR BOUNCES INTO THE FACE OF JAYWALKER WHO FALLS DOWN TO THE FLOOR, BOTH MEN GO DOWN!! Scott now has a huge chance to get back into this match, he’s taking heavy breaths on the floor…

HBG: Scott is using that ring frame to help himself up, he’s got marks all over his body as Jay is onto all fours, Jay may have head his lights switched for a brief moment as Scott picks up that steel chair and SMASHES IT ACROSS THE SPINE OF JAYWAKER!! WHAT A SHOT BY SCOTT AS JAY GOES BACK DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR!! Scott taking more breaths but he now looks underneath the ring and pulls out a wooden table, Scott leans that wooden table against the steel ringpost but Jay is slowly getting to his feet with the help of the barricade but Scott DARTS TOWARDS HIM WITH AN CLOTHESLINE!!! THAT SENDS JAY RIGHT OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD!! Scott is leaning over that barricade, smirking as Jay is once again down!

Fan: And Scott now goes over to us and begins tearing apart our table, what the hell?! Scott now rips off the monitor, Scott has the MONITOR in his hand as Jay is trying to get up but SCOTT MAY KNOCK HIS LIGHTS OUT WITH A MONITOR SHOT!!! BUT JAY THROWS A BEER RIGHT INTO SCOTTS EYES!! BLINDING HIM AS HE DROPS THE MONITOR AND JAY GRABS A CHAIR AND SWINGS IT DIRECTLY INTO THE SIDE OF SCOTTS HEAD!! AND AS SCOTT STUMBLES BACKWARDS …JAY LEAPS OVER THE BARRICADE WITH A FOREARM SMASH INTO SCOTT!! COLD ROLLED STEEL!!! SHADES OF JOHN ALLOY, JAYS FORMER PROTÉGÉ AS JAY NOW WITH THE COVER AGAIN ON THE FLOOR!!

ONE!!! …….TWO!!!!!! …….NO!!! SCOTT KICKS OUT!!!

HBG: WHAT?? NOBODY KICKS OUT OF THAT MOVE, STOP MOCKING THE GOAT, JAY!

Fan: You are correct jain, its rare for ANYBODY to kick out of the cold rolled steel, John Alloys former finishing move but Scott Diamond HAS! And Jay is on his knees, cursing underneath his breath as he slowly pushes himself to his feet and Jay now looks under the ring, looking for more weapons of mass destruction as he pulls out a beer bottle, who leaves THAT underneath the ring?? And Jay now is waiting for Scott to get to his feet as Scott is slowly making it to his feet and JAY NOW SWINGS THAT BEER BOTTLE INTO SCOTT!! BUT SCOTT DUCKS AND LIFTS JAY UP, CONNECTING WITH AN ALMIGHTY SPINEBUSTER!! ALMOST PUTTING JAY THROUGH THE FLOOR AND THE BEER BOTTLE BREAKS RIGHT INTO JAYS FACE!!! THOSE GLASS SHARDS BREAKING IN JAYS FACE!!

HBG: And Jay now is bleeding, his face is cut as Scott slides off him, pushing himself to his feet as he rolls Jay into the ring, Jay has been rolled into the ring as Scott now grabs the steel chair and slides into the ring, Scott now opens up that chair as Jay is trying to get to his feet and Scott lifts him up and CONNECTS WITH A SIDESLAM THROUGH THE STEEL CHAIR!!! JAY GOT SIDESLAMMED THROUGH THE STEEL CHAIR SPINE FIRST, BAH GAWD!! BAH GAWD!! JAY IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! HE’S ROLLING IN PAIN!!! And Jay sensibly rolls out of the ring avoiding the cover as Scott is in full control of this match now, Scott slides out of the ring and grabs the top part of those steel steps, positioning them in a better position as Jay is crawling to his feet…

Fan: And Scott takes a few steps back and …what is he doing?? …AND SCOTT DARTS TOWARDS THOSE STEEL STEPS!!! AND SCOTT LEAPS OFF THE STEEL STEPS FLYING TOWARDS JAY AND CONNECTS WITH A FLYING SPEAR OFF THE STEPS INTO JAY!!! AND BOTH MEN CRASH THROUGH THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD!!! BAH GAWD!!! BAH FREAKIN’ GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! THEY TOOK DOWN A PART OF THE BARRICADE, THAT WAS …THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!!! THAT WAS INSANE!!!! BOTH MEN ARE LAID OUT ON THE FLOOR!!! NEITHER IS MOVING!!! SCOTT NOW DRAPES AN ARM OVER JAY!!! THIS IS IT!!!! ITS OVER!!! IT HAS TO BE!!!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!! ……TWO!!!!!!…….NO!!!!!!!!!! JAY ROLLED A SHOULDER UP!!! JAY ROLLED A GODDAMN SHOULDER UP!!!

**A replay is shown of the move**

HBG: UNBELIEVABLE!!! …Neither man is moving, I have no idea how Jay even managed to get a shoulder up, I’ve no idea how Jay is even in this, stay down you damn Canadian! And Scott is crawling out of the rubble, of the wreckage and is crawling towards ringside, crawling like a snail …Scott is using the ring frame to lift himself up, Scott is barely standing on his feet as he needs to stay on the offence, he needs to keep on Jay and he does just that, going back to Jay and dumping him into the ring, Jay is near damn motionless now as Scott slides in and goes to the corner, pounding on his chest as he is waiting for Jay, who is slowly pushing himself to his feet, we know what Scott has planned now!

Scott: SWERVE! SWERVE! SWERVE!

Fan: AND AS JAY TURNS, SCOTT NAILS THE POINT BLANK!!! THE BICYCLE KICK CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE KISSER OF JAYWALKER, WHO FALLS RIGHT DOWN ONTO THE MAT!! SCOTT HIT THE POINT BLANK, OH MY GOD!!! JAY IS DOWN AND MOTIONLESS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND SCOTT DROPS DOWN, HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!! SCOTT HAS DONE IT!!! SCOTT HAS DEFEATED JAYWALKER FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………

HBG: BUT ….THE REFEREE GOT PULLED OUT OF THE RING….WHAT THE HELL?!?!? CLEOPATRA JUST DRAGGED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!!! WHERE DID SHE COME FROM?!?! CLEO JUST SCREWED SCOTT OUT OF THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! And Cleo is now sliding into the ring as Scott is trying to push himself to his feet but Cleo throws a forearm into him! And another forearm smash by Cleo into Scott, who stumbles backward! And Cleo goes for another one but Scott GRABS HER ARM AND BLOCKS CLEOPATRA IN, BIGTIME CLOTHESLINE INTO CLEO BY SCOTT DIAMOND!! HAHA YES!! CLEO LOOKS LIKE SCOTT KNOCKED HER LIGHTS OFF AS SCOTT IS LOSING IT, SCOTT HAS SNAPPED!!!

Fan: AND SCOTT LIFTS UP CLEOPATRA AND POWERSLAMS HER INTO THE MAT!! SCOTT HAS ABSOLUTELY LOST IT!!! AND SCOTT IS LOOKING TO FINISH OFF JAYWALKER, NO MORE DISTRACTIONS AND SCOTT TURNS …BUT JAYWALKER RAMS THE LEAD PIPE THAT SCOTT DIAMOND BROUGHT IN EARLEIR INTO THE RIBS OF SCOTT!!! AND JAY NOW DRIVES THAT LEAD PIPE INTO THE SPINE OF SCOTT DIAMOND!!! SCOTT GOES DOWN AND THIS IS IT!! THE EVER CUNNING JAYWALKER, YOU NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON HIM FOR A SPLIT SECOND!! AND JAY HAS A HUGE SMRIK ON HIS FACE, HE HAS A SMILE FROM EAR TO EAR OVER HIS BLOODY FACE!!

HBG: AND JAY NOW DROPS DOWN ONTO SCOTT WITH THE LEAD PIPE IN HIS HEAD AND JAY PUTS THE LEAD PIPE OVER THE THROAT OF SCOTT, LOCKING IN A CAMEL CLUTCH EQUIPED WITH THE LEAD PIPE!! AND JAY IS REARING BACK, DRIVING THAT LEAD PIPE FURTHER INTO THE THROAT OF SCOTT DIAMOND!!! THIS IS BRUTAL, EVEN FOR MY STANDARDS!! JAY IS REARING BACK, THAT LEAD PIPE CRUSHING SCOTTS THROAT!! SCOTT IS LOSING ALL OF HIS AIR SUPPLY, HE IS FADING!!! SCOTTS FACE IS TURNING BLUISH, JAY SAID HE WOULD FINISH SCOTT DIAMOND FOR GOOD TONIGHT AT KING OF EXTREME AND HE IS!!! THIS IS SLAUGHTER!!!

Fan: SCOTT IS LOSING AIR, HE’S LOSING HOPE, HE’S LOSING THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS VERY EYES!! THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LEFT FOR HIM TO DO, NOWHERE TO GO, HE’S STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! ALL HE CAN DO IS TAP OUT OR PASS OUT AS JAY IS TIGHTENING THE HOLD, FORCING THE PIPE FURTHER INTO HIS THROAT!! AND SCOTT IS LIFTING HIS HAND UP ANNNNDDDDD……IT’S OVER!!!!! WAIT, NO!!! SCOTT DOESN’T TAP, HE INSTEAD GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR AND WITH ONE LAST ACT, ONE LAST ACT OUT OF DESPERATION AND WILL TO SURVIVE, SWINGS THE CHAIR BACKWARDS INTO JAYS FACE!!!

HBG: BUT JAY ISN’T RELEASING THE HOLD!! JAY KEEPS HOLD OF THE CAMEL CLUTCH, AND SCOTT IS NOW TRYING TO PUSH HIMSELF UP, HE’S USING EVERY BIT OF STRENGTH, EVERY BIT OF WILL, EVERY BIT OF WILL POWER IN HIS BODY THAT IS REMAINING TO PUSH HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET, SCOTT IS SLOWLY PUSHING HIMSELF UP ONTO HIS FEET BUT JAY STILL REFUSES TO LET GO, STILL REFUSES TO RELEASE THE CAMEL CLUTCH AND IS HANGING ONTO SCOTT!! THIS IS SUPERHUMAN FROM SCOTT BUT SCOTT STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES AS JAY IS SLINGSHOTTED OVER SCOTT, OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE BROKEN BEER BOTTLE SHARDS ON THE FLOOR!!! JAY LANDS ON THE BROKEN REMAINS OF THAT BOTTLE AS GLASS IS PIERCING INTO HIS LEGS, BACK, NECK AND HEAD!!! OH MY GOD!!!

**Scott is slumped by the ropes, breathing in very hard as he looks down at Jay who is motionless once more on the floor**

Fan: DEAR LORD ALMIGHTY!!! I’ve …I’ve no idea HOW Scott is even moving anymore?? Jay is absolutely motionless on the floor, that was a hard bump let alone falling onto GLASS, Scott is breathing so hard I can eve hear it from hea—AND CLEO FROM BEHIND, LOW BLOWS SCOTT!! THAT WAS DIRTY, THAT WAS LOW!!! C’MON, GET HER OUT OF HERE!! AND SCOTT IS HOLDING ONTO THOSE ROPES AND CLEO NOW WITH A SUPERKICK!!! SUPERKICK DIRECTLY INTO THE FACE OF SCOTT WHO FALLS DOWN, THAT’S HOW MUCH WAS TAKEN OUT OF SCOTT ALREADY!! AND CLEO NOW STANDS UP ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AND FLIPS THE MIDDLE FINIGER AT THE HEART BREAK GAL!! CLEO WAS MOCKING HBG WITH THE SUPERKICK AND NOW IS ADDING INSULT TO INJURY TO HBG!!

HBG: ….

HBG: Fuck this man, Cleo’s right, I’m above all of this, I don’t need to put up with this fucking bullshit (NO)!!! …**HBG takes off her headset and walks off**

Fan; HBG…HAS LEFT!! HBG HAS JUST WALKED OUT OF HERE!! I know HBG has been the subject of abuse for weeks from Cleopatra and Christy Cruise but I didn’t think she would let it get to her this much …I guess I’ll have to commentate the match by myself for now…Anyway Cleo now picks up the chair as Scott is down and Cleo DRIVES THAT STEEL CHAIR INTO THE THROAT OF AND CLEO OVER AND OVER AGAIN, DRIVES THAT CHAIR INTO THE THROAT OF SCOTT DIAMOND!!!

Fan: BUTTTTTT!!!!!! FROM BEHINDD….HBG SWINGS CLEO FROM BEHIND AND SMASHES THAT LEAD PIPE RIGHT BETWEEN CLEOS EYES!!! CLEO GOES DOWN, HER NOSE IS PUMPING OUT BLOOD!!!

**HBG drops down onto her knees beside Cleo, smirking**

HBG: Ever since you retired me …you’ve done nothing but talk shit …talk shit on me and talk shit about everything I’ve done…You brag about shit that you don’t even have competition in, and nah I don’t want your title, I’m above that …I want an eye for an eye…

HBG: You can now consider the Heart Break Gal …UNRETIRED.

**HBG stands up and walks out of the ring and up the ramp as Jay starts to roll slowly into the ring**

Fan; And Jay is getting into the ring as Scott is getting up slowly …And JAY CHARGES AT SCOTT!!!! ..BUT SCOTT WITH A SECOND POINT BLANK!!!! OUTTA NOWHERE!!!! SCOTT SLUMPS INTO THE CORNER, JAY FALLS DOWN NEXT TO THE BLOODY CLEOPATRA, THIS IS IT!!! THIS IS IT!!! WAIT….SOMEBODY JUST…SOMEBODY JUST CRAWLED OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING…THAT’S JACOB SENN, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!?! AND SENN GRABS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING, SCOTTS COMPLETELY UNAWARE THAT SENN IS EVEN HERE…AND SENN SMASHES THE WORLD TITLE INTO THE BACK OF SCOTTS HEAD!!!! SCOTT GOES DOWN!!!

Fan: AND SENN NOW DRAGS JAY OVER SCOTT, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………..TWO!!!!!!!!!!! ………….THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EAW WOOORLLLDDDDDD HEAVVYYYYWEEEIIIGGHHHTTTTTT CHAMPPPPIIOOOONNNN ….JAYYYYWAALLKKKKKKEERR!!!!!

Fan: What the hell is the meaning of this!?!

**Jacob rolls out of the ring and shrugs his shoulders as he up the ramp**

Fan: Wait…it’s dawned on me ….the bounty that was on Scott Diamonds head, he never finished! Jacob Senn just cashed in on the bounty and this would mean that Senn will get double pay rise and the next shot at Jaywalkers title!

( ”Everythangs Corrupt” by Ice Cube plays as Robbie V walks down to the ring with his finigers taped up )

Fan: Well it is now time for a special king of extreme verision of the JOINT!

Robbie: Thank you everybody, Its great to be here and obviously my guest at this time is also very important, otherwise i wouldn’t have personally requested this time slot. This man has been a huge talking point his WHOLE career and he’s meant alot to me, so please give him a warm welcome

Robbie: My guest for this evening ….MR….ROBBBIIEEEEEEEE V!!!!!!!

Robbie: Thank you Robbie for being here, how are you doing??

Robbie: Thank you for having me, it’s a pleasure.

Robbie: Now Robbie I understand that you have something very important that you want to tell the people?

Robbie: Indeed I do, ya see I feel ashamed and I feel degusted right now, I feel entirely at fault …at fault because for years ive been in EAW, I’ve seen EAW lose its roots, lose the true meaning of the word ‘extreme.’ I’ve seen and I’ve allowed con-men like Mr.Insult exploit and rape the very word …extreme. I’ve seen people like Mr.Insult become famous and win world titles, have their legacies cemented by exploiting the good nature of ‘extreme’.

Robbie: I’ve seen companies like ACW exploit and rape the word ‘’extreme’’ for their own benefits and it disgusts me because I ALLOWED IT TO HAPPEN…I allowed conmen to make EAW lose its roots, do any of you even know what the word ‘extreme’ even means anymore?!? …BECAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU WOULDN’T HAVE ALLOWED MR.INSULT TO BECOME THIS POPULAR, TO BECOME THIS SUCCESSFUL…YOU WOULDN’T.

Robbie: And finally, I am going to do something about it …This is a campaign, a campaign to rid EAW of the conmen like Mr.Insult, to rid EAW of conmen like Ashten Cross who claim to want to bring the ‘extreme’ back to EAW, you DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT EXTREME IS CROSS…This is a campaign to bring back EAW, to bring back the REAL EAW…

Robbie: This smiley mask represents what it means to be an extremist, a REAL extremist and I am going to lead this campaign….Thank you for your time Robbie, it was must helpful.

Robbie: No problem, just remember …SUPPORT THE CAMPAIGN!! BRING BACK THE REAL EAW!! STOP THE CONMEN!! …

( Ringside workers dressed in dark clothes can be seen setting up three 15 foot ladders down the ramp, numerous tables at the sides of the ramp, 4 tables set up around the ring and Chairs in a set up position in scattered parts of the ringside area. Noticeable are two 40 foot ladders at the top of the ramp, and two Barbedwire tables placed next to them. To cap it off a Table, Ladder and Chair is set up in the middle of the ring. )

Masters: Stew, its time.

Stew: Everybody in this arena is excited but frankly, I’m horrified. This is one of the most hostile environments in Wrestling, Tables, Ladders and Chairs where lethal weapons are glorified.. and the most scary part about this match are the competitors facing in it.

( The lights in the arena all focus onto the top of the dome arched over the ring holding the King of Extreme crown. )

( The KOE Crown descends until it stops seventeen feet above the surface of the ring. ) ..

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, your Main Event…. IS THE KING OF EXTREME FINALS SET FOR ONE FALL.. AND IS A TABLLLLLESSSS LADDDDERS ANDDDDD CHAIRRSSSS MATCH!!!
The only way to win is to climb to the top of the ladder and retrieve the crown, and the winner will be hailed the 2013 King of Extreme, with the eligibility of fighting for any Championship at any point within the next 365 Days of this event! …

*long silence*

( “Wrong – Depeche Mode” plays as Liam Catterson walks out intensely carrying his New Breed Championship, looking around before walking down the ramp )

Ring Announcer: Introducing the first competitor.. from Shildon, United Kingdom, weighed in at 210 POOOOOOOOOOOOUNDSSSSS.. He is the EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIOOON, LIAAAAAAMMMMMM CATTERSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Masters: You see that look on Liam’s face, Stew?? It’s the same exact look I had at my first Pain for Pride Main Event for the EAW Championship. I know all about that look and that is not bitterness or anger, it is intensity, fear and RAW energy. It is a feeling that you don’t forget, Stew and Liam is in so much more dangerous of a situation than I was.

Stew: You had Tyler A. to go up against, but Liam has perhaps the most decorated person in this industry. A man who has proven already tonight he’s at his best and Liam cannot focus on that, all he needs to think about is how bad he wants this King of Extreme crown, because he can’t afford to be thrown off for even a second.

( Liam is standing in the ring, looking up at the crown and pacing around gearing himself up ) ..

( Smoke pours out of the curtain, filling up the entire stage area )

( “King of Kings by Manowar” blares over the speakers )

( Methuselah walks out in a green & black trenchcoat with the words “Lord Of The Flies” on the back; wearing a crown of thorns )

Ring Announcer: The next contestant, weighing 235 POOOOUUNNNDSSSSS… the “Lord of The Flies”, the self-proclaimed “Thane of EAW”.. MEEEEEEEEEEEEETHUUSEEEELLLAAHHHHHHH!!!

Masters: Methuselah’s already done away with one adversary tonight, but its almost easy to forget that he’s been on a mission. He came back from day 1 at the 2012 EAW Awards show announcing his bid for the King of Extreme crown, and here he is at the Finals going against the young and ferocious Liam Catterson!

Stew: And he is suited for the occasion.. what an EAW it would be if it were ruled over this Monster, Methuselah? It would be as he’s called it a “reign of darkness”, and certainly every Champion in EAW would have to have eyes on the back of their heads! In the matter of a month Methuselah, possibly the most decorated performer in the history of our industry wishes to gain the King of Extreme crown in a match where there is more in his arsenal than ANYBODY else!

( Methuselah steps down after doing his signature ‘corna taunt’ on the turnbuckle, and pulls his trenchcoat off staring deep into the eyes of Liam Catterson before his music pans out and the lights return to normal )

Masters: The referee grabs his trenchcoat and checks both competitors, and the bell is called for!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Masters: Leaning table on one turnbuckle, standing ladder infront of another, seated chair in the opposite turnbuckle.. these men are circling the ring with an entire battlefield out of this arena set for warfare, and they lock up… Methuselah has the height in weight advantage at half a foot and twenty-five pounds… and Catterson instantly withdraws from the lock up and runs to the steel chair, picking it up as Meth charges for him and CATTERSON TOSSES THE SET UP CHAIR at Meth! But he misses, and Catterson runs for a clothesline!

Stew: But Meth DUCKS that and fires back with right hands, several punches to the face as Liam backpedals to the ropes behind him and is CLOTHESLINED OVER BY METHUSELAH… but Catterson as he backflips over the ropes lands on his feet, grabs a table and slides that into the ring immediately! And Catterson pulls up the apron again, pulling out a closed ladder that I believe is ten feet tall, and is going to go into the ring with it– BUT METHUSELAH BASEBALL SLIDES INTO LIAM CATTERSON!!! .. but Catterson quickly backs away, as he lifts the ladder above his head and DROPS IT INTO METHUSELAHS LEGS, as Meth rolls into the ring embracing his right knee and Catterson slides the ladder in and brings himself in!

Masters: In as in to the ring, yes and as Methuselah is quickly getting up Catterson TACKLES INTO METHUSELAH, DRIVING HIM SPINEFIRST INTO THE LEANED WOODEN TABLE IN THE CORNER! The table has not broken but it surely has been rattled as Catterson backs up and runs for a DROPKICK INTO METH, SENDING HIM HURTLING SPINE FIRST INTO THE LEANED TABLE!! So quickly has a table been demolished and Catterson pulls the standing ladder from another turnbuckle, right into the middle of the ring! That is a fifteen foot ladder from what I know and Catterson is now climbing ever so quickly to take that King of Extreme crown!! He’s half way to the top!! But Methuselah will NOT have it, as hes walking gingerly out of the corner he shakes the ladder; Catterson jumps down and SWINGS wildly at Methuselah only for Meth to duck and nail the QUICK DOUBLE-ARM FLAPJACK FACEBUSTER! Right into the mat!

Stew: Liam Catterson rolls out of the ring holding his face, and Methuselah trails him sliding out as well and they are right before us as Meth picks up Catterson from behind and DROPS HIM STERNUM FIRST OVER OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! And Meth backs up after the breath-shortening whiplash just to take Catterson DOWN with the big boot to the face! Catterson is already trying to work his way up somehow and Methuselah grabs a standing wooden table from infront of us, as he folds the legs and carries it just to DRIVE THE EDGE STRAIGHT INTO LIAM CATTERSON’S RIBS! And as Liam favors his ribs Meth lifts the table and IMPALES IT DIRECTLY TO THE SKULL, sending Liam down!!! Methuselah drags the table to the apron and digs right under the apron just to pull out a…. a BARBEDWIRE TABLE. OHH MY GOD I DON’T EVEN WANNA KNOW…

Masters: Evil intent and nothing more or less than that, Stew. With that said Methuselah slides both tables into the ring and Meth turns back to Liam who is groggy and walking over to Meth, and Methuselah goes down to ONE KNEE AND IS SIGNATURELY STALKING LIAM as Methuselah runs towards LIAM CATTERSON FOR THE SPEEEEEEAR!!! OH NOOOOO!!! NO NO– NO, Liam LEAPS over Meth and in mid-air spins around as he lands behind Methuselah; and from the rear waistlock he hits the REVERSE SPINNING BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX SENDING METHUSELAH FLYING.. LANDING GUTFIRST INTO THE BARRICADE, AND COLLAPSING INTO THE CROWD!!! What an AMAZING reversal, AMAZING reversal by this young man! Methuselah is in the crowd coughing after that devastating reversal and members of the crowd move out of the way in fear of their own safety, which is at risk when you’re witnessing matches like these! Liam Catterson leaps onto the apron now and enters the ring… he grabs the ten foot ladder and he now leans the ten foot ladder on the ring ropes that are facing the crowd area Methuselah is in.. oh no..

Stew: Oh no is right.. Liam is looking to do something crazy… Liam Catterson grabs a nearby steel chair as Methuselah is barely getting to his feet and Liam Catterson holding the chair folds it up, backs up and RUNS INTO THAT LEANED LADDER… DIVING OUT OF THE RING AND STRAIGHT INTO THE CROWD FOR THE CHAIR-AIDED PLANCHA DIRECTLY INTO METHUSELAH!!!!!!!!! BUT EVASIVELY, METHUSELAH DUCKS AND LEAPS OVER THE BARRICADE TO THE RINGSIDE, AND LIAM CATTERSON ABSOLUTELY CRASHES AND BURNS INTO A PILE OF EMPTY CHAIRS AND CONCRETE!!!! OH NO!!!

Masters: That was UNREAL! We NEED to see that again, oh my goodness this was just incredible!

*Replay airs, showing Liam Catterson’s leap in several angles including birds-eye of him diving out of the ring, over a table at ringside and into the crowd*

Stew: What an unfortunate accident and thank GOD the audience had sense enough to move out of the way beforehand! Methuselah cared about nobody’s well being, just his own and Liam Catterson is a battered mess from that INSANE miss! He risked it all here, and now Methuselah has reached vertical base, and is snatching a seated steel chair folding it and entering the ring. Methuselah in the ring drops the chair and sets up a ladder in the ring; now he grabs one of the tables and sets those up… and grabs the BARBEDWIRE-COVERED TABLE and stacks that over the normal table right infront of the ladder. This is heart pounding, Meth has much more intentions then just winning the KOE crown, he will have Liam Catterson destroyed as Liam Catterson has just exited the crowd and is stumbling towards the ring apron, tripping over himself..

Masters: Now Methuselah heads to the ropes and drags Liam Catterson by his arm into the ring, and Methuselah pulls Liam in… and lifts him UP FOR THE POWERBOMB, AND WANTS TO HIT THE REVERSE POWERBOMB SENDING LIAM THROUGH BOTH TABLES– BUT LIAM CATTERSON IS SHIFTING, TWISTING AND TURNING AS METH STUMBLES AND CATTERSON JUMPS OFF METHS SHOULDERS AND ONTO THE LADDER! CATTERSON IS CLIMBING THE LADDER! And Methuselah is grabbing the leg, but Catterson KICKS into Meth’s face and is climbing quicker than lightning to the top despite all the pain he’s in! Now Methuselah jets to the corner and with ONE LEAP SPRINGS TO THE TOP ROPE, TURNS AROUND ON THE TOP AND AS CATTERSON IS ALMOST AT THE PEAK OF THE LADDER, METHUSELAH HITS THE MISSILE DROPKICK SENDING LIAM CATTERSON FALLING OFF THE LADDER, INTO ANOTHER LADDER LEANED ON THE TURNBUCKLE!!! LIAMS ENTIRE BODY MEETING UNFORGIVING METAL, AS HE FALLS TO THE FLOOR!

Stew: This is bad, this is REALLY bad for Liam! And Liam is on his back as Methuselah drags that closed, once-leaned ladder and drags it in front of Liams head… and places Liam’s head ontop of it. And now Meth closes the once-standing ladder that Liam was climbing on and drops it to the mat. Methuselah is GOING FOR A CAREER-ENDING MOVE, AS METH GRABS THE ENDS OF ONE LADDER AND LIFTS IT, HE’S GOING FOR THE CON-LADDER-TO!!! ONE MAN CON LADDER TO, but Liam JUMPS to both of his arms and pulls himself up as his BACK EATS THE PAIN! METHUSELAH DRIVES THE LADDER STRAIGHT INTO THE SPINE! AND METH LIFTS UP, AND HAMMERS DOWN WITH THE LADDER AGAIN! It requires SO MUCH strength to do that by Methuselah but Liam is paying the price as he is screaming in agony! And after Meth hits his several shots, Meth grabs a handful of Liams hair and is dragging him towards the two tables… but LIAM CATTERSON CLUBS AN UPPERCUT RIGHT INTO THE GROIN, AS METH STILL ON HIS FEET RELEASES AND CROUCHES OVER IN PAIN!

Masters: AND JUST LIKE THAT, LIAM WITH BARELY TWO FEET TO STAND ON SPRINGS OFF OF THE RING ROPES, AND CONNECTS THE DISASTER KICK!!! FOOT BOUNCING OFF THE SKULL, SENDING METH DOWN! Liam falls to his knees holding his back after being through alot of trauma already in this contest, but can have a little bit of reprieve after that bounce back move. Liam now quickly grabs one of the two ladders in the ring, and stands it up while panting heavily through it all and Catterson is getting ready to go for the crown! Liam Catterson is climbing up gingerly, and Methuselah is stirring already on a knee and can see Catterson trying to put this away! Methuselah grabs the other ladder as Liam is so out of it he’s doing nothing but climbing for his life, and Meth is climbing up the other side of the ladder that Liam Catterson is on, as both of these competitors are racing to the top!

Stew: And LIAM HAS GOTTEN THERE FIRST! LIAM IS RUSHING, GRABBING ONTO THE CROWN THAT IS SWAYING AND METHUSELAH SPEEDS UP THE LAST SEVERAL STEPS GETTING ONTO LIAMS LEVEL! And Liam throws a hay maker, but Meth blocks it and connects a HEADBUTT! And Meth grabs Liams head and FACE PLANTS him into the top of the ladder as Liam is about to fall from the top, Liam’s about to plummet through the Barbedwire table stacked on another table behind him!!! Liam stops himself and Liam runs up the last three steps of the ladder and SUNSET FLIPS over the top of the ladder, over Methuselah and behind Meth as Liam lands on his feet… and LIAM CATTERSON LIFTS THE LEGS OF THE LADDER AND PULLS IT UP AS METHUSELAH IS LEANED FORWARD AND GOES FLYING FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER, SPINNING IN MIDAIR AND CRASHING THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE STACKED TABLES!!!!! BAH GAAWD!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!! THE QUICK THINKING REQUIRED, THE BALANCE REQUIRED, THIS IS UNREAL! Methuselah has been OBLITERATED!

*Replays show of Methuselah’s table crash*

Masters: Obliterated is only briefing it likely! Meth’s entire body has been sent into Barbedwire at a height of 15 feet above the ring! Liam Catterson is simply trying to get up after he collapses to a knee and Methuselah is laid out in a pile of broken wood and splinters and BARBEDWIRE, as there is no telling how many gashes are across Methuselah’s body! Liam Catterson rolls out of the ring oddly enough… Catterson looks enraged now, hes in pain but he wants MORE of this action as he pulls out a trashcan with a lid over it! A trashcan has been pulled out and it looks loaded.. Liam pulls off the lid and lifts the trashcan over his head…. and AT THE RINGSIDE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP, LIAM CATTERSON UNLOADS AN ENTIRE TRASHCAN FULL OF TACKS!!!! SWEET JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH, THAT’S UNLIKE ANYTHING I’VE EVER SEEN!

Stew: I’M GETTING SICK TO MY STOMACH! THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF TACKS SPREAD OUT! Oh lord, Liam is looking down at this menacingly and he rolls back into the ring as Methuselah has barely rolled over let alone mounted any standing position.. and Liam Catterson PULLS METHUSELAH IN FOR A POWERBOMB TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, A JACKKNIFE LOOKING POWERBOMB THAT IF THROWN FAR ENOUGH WILL SEND METHUSELAH INTO THOUSANDS OF UNFORGIVING THUMBTACKS… but Methuselah BACKFLIPS from Liams grasp, and lands on the ring apron! And Meth SHOULDERS into Liam’s gut and from the apron hits the BACK BODY DROP TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING BEHIND HIM!!! LIAM IS HURTLING HIGH INTO THE AIR– AND SOMEHOW, AMAZINGLY HE LANDS ON HIS FEET IN FRONT OF THE TACKS! But look at Meth, he jumps into the ring, backs into the ropes and LEAPS OVER THE ROPES AS LIAM TURNS AROUND–

Masters: FLYING SENTON!!! DIVING SENTON OVER THE ROPES DOWN ONTO LIAM CATTERSON– BUT LIAM CATTERSON JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY!!! AND SOMEHOW METHUSELAH SENSES THAT IN MID AIR AND LANDS AT A CROUCHING STANCE OVER WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN AN UNTIMELY END OF THE MATCH! Catterson now charges towards Methuselah and Methuselah grabs Liam by the head and BASHES him face first into the first ladder at the bottom of the ramp! Liam holds his face in pain and Meth SWEEPS LIAM CATTERSON OFF HIS FEET GRABBING THE ANKLES, AS LIAM FALLS SPINE FIRST INTO THOSE THUMBTACKS AND LIAM IS SHRIEKING IN TERRIBLE AMOUNT OF PAIN! THOSE UNFORGIVING THUMBTACKS ARE BEING PUNCHED INTO HIS SPINE! Liam rolls off of his back as OH GOD.. YOU CAN SEE THAT SPINE OF LIAM CATTERSON WITH THUMBTACKS, DOZENS AND DOZENS OF TACKS ALL OVER THE BACK OF HIS ARMS AND INTO HIS SPINE AND HIS NECK!

Stew: Methuselah is not wasting any time as Liam writhes in agony, he grabs that wooden table leaning on the side of the ramp and sets it up right over the spot Liam Catterson landed just now with still so many thumbtacks piled around! And Methuselah heads over to Liam who is using the barricade to pull himself up and Methuselah throws punches, punches into the skull directly and THROWS Liam over the set up wooden table! Methuselah walks to the ringside and grabs a steel chair, folding it up and goes back to the bottom of the ramp as Catterson pulls himself off the table and turns around to MEET A DIRECT CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL BY METHUSELAH!!!! AS LIAM FALLS BACK AND LANDS BACK ONTO THE TABLE, KNOCKED OUT! AND METHUSELAH IS LOOKING UP THAT LADDER AS EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING KNOWS WHAT IS RUNNING THROUGH HIS MIND! METHUSELAH, HOLDING THE CHAIR TUCKS IT UNDERNEATH HIS ARM AND AS IF HE WERE HYPNOTIZED, IS HEADING UP THE STEPS OF THAT LADDER RIGHT IN FRONT OF LIAM CATTERSON. HE CLIMBS BACKWARDS UP THE STEPS WITH ONE SIDE OF HIS BODY FACING LIAM CATTERSON, AND METHUSELAH IS NEARLY AT THE TOP OF THAT 15 FOOT LADDER AS A DEMONIC AND PSYCHOPATHIC LOOK DEVOURS HIS FACE EXPRESSION!!! HE LETS OUT A YELL, AND LEAPS OFF FOR THE WINGS OF HELL!!!!!!! THE WINGS OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!!! SENDING LIAM CATTERSON PLUMMETING INTO DEFEAT!!!!!!5

Masters: WELCOME TO HELL, LIAM CATTERSON!! THAT IS ALLL SHE WROTE, MY GOD THIS YOUNG MAN HAS BEEN OBLITERATED AND THEN SOME! AND METHUSELAH, ON HIS KNEES CRAWLS BACK TO THE RING APRON, AND DRAGS HIMSELF INTO THE RING KNOWING LIAM CATTERSON IS ABSOLUTELY FINISHED! METHUSELAH GRABS THE OPEN LADDER LEANED ON THE ROPES, AND STANDS IT BACK UP DRAGGING IT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING. METHUSELAH, WITH HIS BACK TO THE BROKEN LIAM CATTERSON WHO HAS NOT EVEN MOVED A MUSCLE IS CLIMBING UP THE STEPS OF THE LADDER! LIAM CATTERSON TAKES ONE ATTEMPT TO SIT UP, BUT THE ATTEMPT IS FUTILE AND METHUSELAH IS HALF WAY UP…… 3/4THS OF THE WAY UP…. NEARING THE TOP.

Stew: HEY!!!! HEY THERE’S A DISTURBANCE IN THE CROWD! SOMEONE JUMPS OUT FROM IN BETWEEN THE ANNOUNCE TABLES AND ITS A LONG HAIRED MAN WAIT… WAIT WAIT…. ITS DARK DEMON!!!! DARK DEMON SLIDES INTO THE RING AND CLIMBS UP THE STEPS OF THE LADDER!!!!!!!!!! METHUSELAH HAS NO TIME AT ALL TO EVEN REACT AS METH WAS JUST REACHING FOR THE CROWN, AND DARK DEMON LOOKING AS ENRAGED AS EVER SPEEDS UP TO THE TOP! METHUSELAH SWINGS FOR A PUNCH, BUT DEMON BLOCKS IT AND DARK DEMON LEAPS AND CONNECTS THE ROLLING ELBOW OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER ON METHUSELAH!!!!!!!!!!! BAH GAWD!!!! BAH GAWD!!!! BAH GAWD METHUSELAH IS SENT OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER AS DEMON IS SENT OFF AS WELL AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! METH LANDS ON THE CANVAS ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! WHY???? WHAT IS THE REASON?!?!?!

Masters: You can make PLENTY of reasons why! But now’s NOT the time to ask questions! Methuselah was RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE and Dark Demon has come and sent Methuselah down with that SHOT! And now Dark Demon grabs the ladder in the middle of the ring and folds it up, carrying it as Methuselah is on his knees grabbing his head moving literally by REFLEX… and METH SPAGHETTI LEGGED ON HIS FEET MEETS DEMON, WHO DRIVES THE LADDER DIRECTLY INTO METHUSELAHS LEFT ARM!!! And Meth falls to the mat clutching his arm, as he rolls out of the ring to the side of the ring near the steps! And Dark Demon doesn’t look finished AT ALL, as he slides out of the ring and pulls Methuselah’s barely breathing body up to a vertical base… and with ALL HE HAS!!! ALL HE HAS WHIPS METHUSELAH FULL FORCE INTO THE BARRICADE, SENDING HIM CRASHING SPINE FIRST AND COLLAPSING IN THE BARRICADE TO THE FAR LEFT OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! Demon is pulling at his hair, ENRAGED but is satisfied seemingly with his actions, as he walks over to the bottom of the ramp and see’s Liam Catterson on his knees…

Stew: Dark Demon stares at Liam Catterson as Liam is on one knee, swaying, not moving, swaying to his feet by some act of God and DARK DEMON CHARGES WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW ON LIAM CATTERSON!!!!!!!! KNOCKING THE TEETH OUT OF THIS POOR YOUNG MAN!!!!!! AND DARK DEMON GRABS LIAMS BODY, AND TAKES LIAM TO THE APRON AS HE ROLLS LIAM OR WHATEVER’S LEFT OF HIM INTO THE RING, TURNS AROUND AND WALKS UP THE RAMP WITHOUT REGRET OR EXPLANATION TO ANY OF THIS!

Masters: We still have a King of Extreme Finals match, this isn’t over until one of these two men grab the crown and Methuselah is out at ringside, while Liam Catterson is laying in a pool of his own blood and drool in the ring! Dark Demon has changed the course of this entire night dramatically because just when Methuselah had his hands on the crown, in comes Dark Demon as he walks through the curtain. The referee is defenseless, he can’t do anything about this; he has two knocked out competitors and nothing to show for and at best Methuselah is CLAWING with blood and perhaps tears clogging his vision. Liam Catterson in the ring is bleeding from the mouth, perhaps internal bleeding. There are broken table shards, thumbtacks and stains of blood everywhere thus far and Methuselah has a crimson cape for a back being all that damage hes taken to the spine from his table crashes! Both of these guys are hurt but while Liam Catterson rolls to his side, Methuselah is up to his knees and a moment passes by before he digs underneath the apron.

Stew: Liam Catterson is at the bottom of the ladder, looking up at his dream still floating above him; with over a dozen painful steps to climb to get there. Catterson takes the first few steps as you can see Methuselah favoring his left arm, it must have been hurt. Methuselah tosses a steel chair into the ring and slides in, picking up and stumbles over to Catterson as Liam is halfway up the ladder, and Meth BASHES THE CHAIR OVER LIAM’S SPINE! Liam falls off the ladder onto an arm, and Liam gets back up as Methuselah SMASHES THE CHAIR OVER HIS SKULL AGAIN! Liam stumbles and falls to his face as Methuselah is heading towards the corner and climbs up to the top carrying that steel chair… oh no, oh no!!!

Masters: Methuselah wants to end much more than this match as he’s up to the top turnbuckle, holding the chair and is GONNA GO FOR THAT TOP ROPE CONCHAIRTO, THE SAME MOVE THAT PUT TROY CONWAY OUT OF ACTION! AND METH STANDS UP WITH THE CHAIR OVER HIS HEAD AND LEAPS OFF…. But the chair SMACKS into the mat as Liam rolls out of the way, and Meth with his handes rattled by the impact swings AGAIN at Liam, but Liam slides out of the ring right to in front of us, and crawls underneath the apron! Methuselah steps over the ropes and onto the apron looking for Catterson… and Liam Catterson pulls out a 15 foot ladder, but has no idea that Methuselah is standing right behind him as Meth is waiting for Liam who is holding the ladder in front of him to turn around… LIAM DOES, AND METH SWINGS FOR THE HEAD– BUT LIAM BLOCKS THE HEAD SHOT WITH THE LADDER LIFTING IT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE, AND LIAM SWINGS THE END OF THE LADDER INTO METHUSELAH’S GUT! And Liam backs up alittle but and runs FULL FORCE, BASHING THE MIDDLE OF THE LADDER OVER METH’S SKULL!

Stew: Methuselah is knocked right down after those heavy ladder shots and now… it.. it appears Liam is setting one end of the ladder on the hood of our announce table, and bridges the other side to set on the ring apron. This is a very dangerous situation and Liam Catterson knows exactly what he’s doing as he scoops Methuselah up from his knees.. you can see Methuselah is BUSTED open, good God that is the cost of a match like this. Liam hooks him, lifts him for the VERTICAL SUPLEX… AND DROPS METHUSELAH SPINE FIRST INTO THE LADDER!!!! UGH GOD METH’S BODY IS COMPLETELY CONTORTED BY THAT SNAP SUPLEX, AS METH IS LAID OUT PERPENDICULAR ON THE LADDER WITH HIS BODY LOOKING MANGLED! But Liam isn’t stopping there, Liam climbs up onto the ladder now… and is pulling his knee pads in proper place of his knees, which looks really bad if he’s gonna do what I think he’s doing. Catterson pulls Meth up by his hair and PULLS HIM IN!!!!!!! HOOKS DOUBLE UNDERHOOK, AND THE CATTERSON IMPACT CONNECTS!!!!!

Masters: NO!!! METH BREAKS THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK, AND HITS THE BACKBODY DROP AS LIAM GOES FLYING AND CRASHES SPINEFIRST INTO THE LADDER! One of Meth’s feet slip through a step of the ladder after that, but that was absolutely sound of a reversal from a match-ending move as Liam Catterson rolls onto our announce table to get away from the cold and gruesome surface of the ladder. Methuselah limps his way to the ring apron side of the ladder now and turns around… turns towards Liam Catterson. Oh no. Move out of the way, Stew. *Masters and Stew adjust their headset and stand up* This is.. this is really bad.. Catterson is on his knees on the hood of our table holding his back and is getting up and METHUSELAH IS CROUCHED OVER, WAITING FOR CATTERSON TO HIT HIS FEET!!! METHUSELAH WANTS TO END IT ALL!!!

Stew: AND METH DOES AS HE RUNS ACROSS THAT LADDER AND CONNECTS THE SPEEEEEEEAR!!!!! SENDING LIAM AND HIMSELF CRASHING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE, AND THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!!!!!!!

**Both Liam and Methuselah are laid out in the rubble, as replays air showing different views of the spear**

Masters: EAW ACTION THE WAY IT SHOULD BE! WE GOT FAR MORE THAN WE BARGAINED FOR FROM THIS ONE! THAT WAS A-MAZING, METHUSELAH FAILS TO DISAPPOINT AFTER THAT AMAZING MOVE! Methuselah pulls himself up to his knees and as you can notice he is favoring his left arm that was struck with a ladder shot by Demon earlier, and as Liam Catterson is in TOTAL wreckage! Methuselah can barely even walk, he is crawling towards the Steel steps to the right of us and is literally using it to crawl up and slither into the ring… and Liam Catterson on his back pulls himself to the barricade behind us, using it to sit up on and is clutching his ribs and is spitting out blood. It’s clear he is completely out of commission, as Methuselah.

Stew: Methuselah is in front of the ladder and climbing up it with literally one arm, his left arm seems to be immobilized for the most part and his right is all it has for support. He is fading fast and is climbing step after step, half way up the ladder as Liam Catterson has not even gotten to his feet yet! Methuselah continues climbing but even that is a grueling task– and METH STUMBLES AS HE IS 3/4THS OF THE WAY THERE, HE LOSES CONSCIOUSNESS FOR A BRIEF MOMENT AND FALLS OFF– but luckily lands on his side and is back at the bottom again! THIS is what a match like this takes out of you! Climbing a ladder becomes climbing mountains! And Meth continues his trip as Catterson is using the barricade for sheer support, back onto his feet as Methuselah is half way up still using only his right arm to climb! But Liam Catterson is now, while gasping for air walking up the ring steps and is climbing up the turnbuckle!!! BUT METHUSELAH IS AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND HAS BOTH HANDS ON THE CROWN– BUT LIAM CATTERSON LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND MISSILE DROPKICKS THE LADDER SENDING IT DOWN– LEAVING METHUSELAH WITH BOTH HANDS STILL HANGING ON THE ROPE AND THE CROWN AT THE BOTTOM OF IT, MAKING UNHOOKING IT MUCH MORE TEDIOUS!

Masters: Methuselah is hanging on for his life and Liam is furious about that as Liam runs to another turnbuckle, leaps off for the DIVING ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP—- BUT METHUSELAH IS STILL HOLDING ON!!!! METHUSELAH IS HOLDING ONTO LIAM CATTERSONS WEIGHT WITH VIRTUALLY ONLY ONE GOOD ARM!! AND NOW LIAM CATTERSON, IN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP POSITION PULLS HIS LOWER BODY UP IN HURRICANA POSITION WITH THE DANGLING LEGSCIZZORS AROUND METH’S HEAD- AND LIAM PULLS HIMSELF UP, HOOKS AROUND METH’S HEAD IN MIDAIR AND YANKS METH DOWN 17 FEET INTO THE MAT FOR THE REVERSE DDT!!! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!! I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH BODY CONTROL, EVER!

Stew: METHUSELAH IS FINISHED. I DON’T KNOW HOW LIAM CATTERSON COULD REBOUND FROM THAT SPEAR, BUT HE DID.. BUT AT WHAT COST? BOTH MEN ARE DOWN IN THE RING AND CATTERSON IS STILL IN TERRIBLE SHAPE, HOW MUCH DID HE SACRIFICE TO PULL OFF THAT MOVE? Nonetheless, that was one for the highlight reel as both competitors are flat on the mat and Catterson is just trying to make something out of nothing with Methuselah holding his head and unresponsive. Liam Catterson rolls to the apron, slithers out of the ring and drags a table back with him into the ring. Catterson rolls to the side of the ring apron where we are and drags in the ladder to the ring. Catterson drags the ladder and stands it up on the far side of the ring afew feet from the ropes on the side facing the ramp. He sets it up perpendicular to the ramp and takes the table, setting it up in front of the steps of the ladder. Catterson now takes the other ladder and stands it up in the middle of the ring with the steps parallel to the ramp with one set of steps facing the ramp and the other step facing us.

Masters: And Methuselah is still knocked out, as Liam Catterson grabs Meth by his sore left arm and puts Meth on his shoulder, walks around the main ladder and rolls Meth off his shoulder laying him flat on his back on the table! And now Catterson climbs the steps of the ladder in front of the table and is looking down at Methuselah!!! LIAM WANTS TO PUT METHUSELAH AWAY FOR GOOD!!! LIAM IS NOW ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER, STANDING ALL THE WAY UP— BUT METHUSELAH LIFTS HIS LEGS, AND KIPS OFF OF THE TABLE AND IMMEDIATELY BEGINS CLIMBING THE MAIN LADDER TO THE KING OF EXTREME CROWN! LIAM WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD THINKING METHUSELAH WAS FINISHED, AND MEN HAVE MADE MISTAKES LIKE THAT BEFORE! METHUSELAH IS CLIMBING AS QUICKLY AS HE CAN, AND I DON’T KNOW WHEN METH WOKE UP BUT IT WAS AT THE RIGHT TIME AS LIAM IS SHOCKED! Catterson now climbs OVER the top of the ladder to the other side of the ladder, on the steps facing Methuselah with Liam right infront of the table! This is all or nothing right now!

Stew: And Catterson leans over with a RIGHT HAND, CLUBBING THE SIDE OF METHS HEAD! And Meth leans over for a right hand of his own, but Liam blocks that and Liam LEAPS from his ladder right onto the same ladder Methuselah is on, on the same steps, right next to him! Liam grabs Meths head and BASHES him face first into the ladder steps, and Catterson PULLS METHS HEAD UNDERNEATH HIS ARM GOING FOR THE CUTTERSON!!!!! CUTTERSON FROM OVER HALFWAY OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!!!!!! AND METHUSELAH GOES FLYING FACE FIRST THROUGH THE WOODEN TABLE!!!!!!!!! NO MORE!!! END THIS!!! END THIS NOW!!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR BOTH OF THEM!!!!!

Masters: Liam took some of that crash as u can see a GIGANTIC GASH across Liam’s upper back near his shoulder with blood oozing out of it. This is horrific, something children should absolutely not see and something that we never expected to see. But Catterson is still living as Methuselah is face first through wood! Liam Catterson works his way to to his feet and Catterson ever so desperately climbs back up the ladder, this time at the opposite side of Methuselah… and this is the home stretch! Methuselah is down and out and Catterson is climbing in a blaze of glory looking for something! Liam Catterson, debuting at Pain for Pride knows that he was destined and knew that this day would come! With astonishment he looks up at his crown knowing that his entire future is in that crown. BUT…… BUT THE INHUMANITY….. METHUSELAH’S HEAD POPS UP AS YOU CAN SEE ANOTHER GIANT GASH ACROSS METH’S FOREHEAD, AND AN ENRAGED LOOK ON HIS FACE!!! METHUSELAH SLUGGISHLY PUSHES HIMSELF UP, I DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT IM SEEING! METH GETS ONTO HIS KNEES AND IS PUTTING HIS PALMS ON THE BOTTOM RUNGS OF THE LADDER AS LIAM CATTERSON IS REACHING THE TOP… AND METH WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT IS SHAKING THE LADDER! THIS IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE! THERE, I SAID IT!

Stew: Methuselah this absolute freak is climbing the ladder on the other side of Liam after he was JUST PUT through a moment ago! AND METHUSELAH CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER AT THE SAME TIME LIAM CATTERSON DOES, WITH AN EVIL GRIN ON HIS FACE AS LIAM’S JAW DROPS! AND METH SWINGS RIGHT HANDS, OVER AND OVER INTO LIAMS FACE AS LIAMS GRIP IS GONE AND HE FALLS BACK!!!

Masters: NO, LIAM CATCHES HIMSELF AT THE LAST SECOND AND SWINGS BACK WITH A FIST TO THE JAW OF METH! And there these two men go, trading punches at the top of this ladder as METH CONNECTS THE UPPERCUT! AND LIAM’S HEAD IS COCKED BACK AND HIS EYES ARE SHUT, HES HANGING ON SUB CONSCIOUSLY AS METH CLIMBS UP FURTHER WITH HIS CHEST IN EQUAL LEVEL TO THE KING OF EXTREME CROWN AND BEGINS TO UNHOOK IT–

Stew: BUT CATTERSON WAKES UP AND JUMPS UP AFEW MORE RUNGS, SNATCHES THE CROWN FROM METH’S HANDS AND SMASHES IT INTO METHUSELAH’S SKULL! METH HAS NO BALANCE!

Liam: THIS IS MINE!!!!

Stew: AND LIAM CATTERSON SHOVES METH FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER, AS METHUSELAH FALLS BACKWARDS AND CRASHES THROUGH THE CANVAS!!! THROUGH THE CANVAS, LEAVING A GAPING HOLE IN THE MAT!!! AND LIAM SNATCHES THE KING OF EXTREME CROWN FROM THE HOOK, FALLING TO THE MAT WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD!!!! LIAM CATTERSON IS THE NEW KING OF EXTREME!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( “Wrong – Depeche Mode” hits. Liam passes out, laying on his back in the ring with the crown in one hand as the ref raises his hand )

Ring Announcer: Your winner and the NEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW 2013 KING OF EXTREEEEEME…. LLLLLLLLIAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM CATTERSOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Masters: Im speechless. Words can’t describe what we just saw. I think im done for the night, that was one of the best contest I’ve ever witnessed in my career of broadcasting.

Stew: This was RIDICULOUSLY amazing and I honestly wasn’t prepared for half of what we saw. I was at the edge the entire time and it didn’t matter who you rooted for, because at the end of the day you got what you wanted.

Masters: This match won’t be forgotten. If Liam Catterson becomes a big star in this company, this will be the match he refers to. This may have been the biggest match Liam will ever compete in because of what this crown has granted him, who he faced and what we just witnessed. And I do believe this was a milestone match in Methuselah’s career as well. We saw things that we’ve never seen before and things we may never see again. I truly feel sorry for you if you weren’t here for this.

( Two stretchers are pulled down the ramp and next to the ring, as several officials drag Liam’s body out of the ring. Liam, despite seemingly unconscious still his grip of his King of Extreme crown and he is carried onto the stretcher as the referee walks up the ramp carrying the crown for Liam as he is pulled up the ramp to a standing ovation )

Stew: That is your King of Extreme, ladies and gentlemen…

( Liam’s music continues as he is being pulled up the ramp. a moment passes by )

( Methuselah crawls out from underneath the apron with a blood painted face and blood spewing from his body. Officials surround him, but he continues crawling up the ramp )

Masters: My God..

( Methuselah continues crawling up the ramp extremely slowly, and attempts to descend to the side of the stage. He does, reaching his feet and makes two steps and collapses as officials surround him )

Stew: That’s all we have for you tonight. We hope you were here and we hope you come back for more amazing EAW action on Dynasty, Showdown and Turbo. Signing off with Masters, im Stew-O.. goodnight.

(Camera fades to black)

( EAW logo buzzes )

( ‘History’ by Jay Z begins to play as EAW’s various logos through the years flash on the screen )

Narrator: Five years ago, an empire began.

( Jaywalker is shown defeating Hardy Boyz to become the first ever World Heavyweight Champion )

Narrator: For five years, we’ve seen things that we’ll never forget.

( Mr. DEDEDE is shown defeating The Rated R Shaman of Sexy and Y2Impact to win the World Heavyweight Championship at Reckless Wiring )

Narrator: Five years of classic matches…

( Y2Impact defeating CM Banks to win the World Heavyweight Championship at Pain For Pride 3 is shown )

Narrator: Five years of career defining moments…

( The Heart Break Boy is shown defeating Extreme Enigma to retain his EAW Championship at Pain 4 Pride )

Narrator: Five years of… EXTREME… ANSWERS… WRESTLING!!

( ‘History’ cuts out as clips of the current EAW and the build-up to Road to Redemption are shown, the package ends with a fading image of the Extreme Elimination Chamber )

Jaywalker: So many things can go wrong…

The Heart Break Boy: It’s more than just a match…

Scott Diamond: It’s the vilest thing I’ve ever witnessed…

Colin Kaline: It’s dangerous…

Dark Demon: Demonic…

Y2Impact: It’ll eat you alive if you’re not careful.

Zack Crash: It’s the type of match that ANYONE can win, if they’re smart enough.

Ashten Cross: No room for error.

Rami: This… is the match that creates hardcore legends.

POP: It could be your best friend, or your worst enemy…

Superior Quality 85: It’ perilous, but it can be conquered…

Hurricane Hawk: And in the end, it’s all worth it…

Hades the Hellraiser: This is my…

Moses X: This… is my.

Diamond Cage: THIS IS MY!

Christy Cruise: My…

Robbie V: My…

Troy Conway: My…

Sasha Fierce: My…

Liam Catterson: My…

Johnny Ventura: My…

Dorin: My…

( All of the extremist’s and vixen’s voices begin to come together )

All: ROAD TO REDEMPTION!

Narrator: And now… EAW PRESENTS… ROAD TO REDEMPTION 6!!

( Camera fades inside a dimly lit Joe Louis Arena. Suddenly ‘Take the Power Back’ by Rage Against the Machine hits and a huge display of orange and white pyro begins to go off. The camera pans around the thousands of people inside of the arena before focusing in on Hey Yo Chico and Edge And TNA Rocks )

ETR: WELCOME!! WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE FIFTH ANNIVERSARY OF EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING!! ROAD TO REDEMPTION 6!! We have a PHENOMENAL night lined up for you headlined by the two Extreme Elimination Chambers, but partner, that’s far from all!

HYC: Indeed RTR, on the Showdown side we have The Interwire Championship being defended as Hades defends against Johnny Ventura… Robbie V takes on Diamond Cage in a HARDCORE IRON MAN MATCH!!… And not to mention a highly heated contest between Christy Cruise, and Sasha Fierce.

ETR: Let’s now send it over to our Dynasty colleagues Stew-O and Masters!

Stew: Thanks ETR, it’s a pleasure to be here folks, as ETR mentioned two Extreme Elimination Chamber matches tonight, one for the World Heavyweight Championship, one for the Answers World Championship. And the big question all week has been Masters, who will walk out as the Answers World Champion?

Masters: Your guess is as good as mine Stew, but let’s not forget that both the National Extreme Championship and New Breed Championship will be defended tonight! In fact… we’re about to kick it off with one of those matches, right now!

( Camera fades into the ring as the New Breed Championship graphic flashes across the screen )

Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THEEE NEWWWW BREEEEEEED CHAMPPPPIONNNNSHIIIIIPP!!

( ‘Kick in the Teeth’ by Papa Roach hits as Dorin sprints down to the ring )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, residing in Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 210 pounds… DORRRRRRIIINNNN!!

Stew: Well folks, what a way to start off Road to Redemption 6! Dorin wants the New Breed Championship, plain and simple. And he says that there is no one here tonight that’s going to stop him from getting it.

( ‘Wrong’ by Depeche Mode hits as Liam Catterson makes his way to the ring with the New Breed Championship around his waist )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from United Kingdom, Shildon… weighing in at 190 pounds… HE IS THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION!!… LIAAAAMMMMM CATTERRRRSSSOOONNN!!

Masters: Well if there’s anyone that CAN stop Dorin, it would be this man right here. Liam’s had a pretty impressive reign as the New Breed Champion, and he doesn’t have any hopes of having it come to an end tonight.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: There’s the bell, and folks I can promise you this much, this will be nothing short of a high octane thrill ride! Dorin and Liam circle around the ring a bit, exchanging glances at one another… they both look over at the championship sitting at ringside before LOCKING UP! These two are pretty evenly matched so no one is getting the definitive advantage but Dorin manages to get the champion over to the ropes! Dorin unleashes a hard right hand which connects with Liam’s jaw! Dorin tries another shot, BUT LIAM DUCKS UNDER IT GRABS DORIN AND SLINGSHOTS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

Masters: LIAM NOW RUNS OFF THE ROPES… AND HE CONNECTS WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE!! TAKING DORIN RIGHT OFF OF HIS FEET!! Liam heads over to the turnbuckle and hops up to the second rope as Dorin tries to recover from that vicious clothesline… Dorin makes it back to his feet as Liam jumps off! AND HE CATCHES DORIN BETWEEN THE FACE AND CHEST WITH AN AXE HANDLE!! TAKING DORIN BACK DDOWN TO THE MAT!! LIAM QUICKLY SCRAMBLES OVER TO DORIN AND HOOKS THE LEG LOOKING TO RETAIN HIS NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… KICK OUT BY DORIN!!

Stew: Liam gets back to his feet and again heads back into the corner, Liam is like a time-bomb ready to explode! Dorin stumbles back to his feet… LIAM CHARGES LOOKING FOR ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE BUT DORIN COUNTERS WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!! DROPPING LIAM’S SPINE RIGHT AGAINST HIS KNEE!! Liam rolls over in the ring, clutching his back and wincing, that was a fantastic reversal by Dorin who looks to take advantage here as he drops his right leg right over the face of Liam! Dorin pulls the New Breed Champion back to his feet and he hooks him for a suplex!… HE LIFTS HIM UP AND OH, INSTEAD OF A SUPLEX HE DROPS LIAM RIGHT DOWN ON HIS FACE!!

Masters: Dorin now hops over the ropes and lands on the apron, he waits for Liam to make it back to his feet… The champion makes it back to his feet and turns around… DORIN SPRINGBOARDS OVER THE ROPES, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!! A SPRINGBOARD SPINNING HEEL KICK DELIVERED TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPION WHO IS REELING HERE!! Dorin gets him to his feet again and dishes out yet another right hand before irish whipping him into the corner… AND NOW DORIN RUSHES AT LIAM AND CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING FOREARM SMASHING THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION!!

Stew: Liam comes stumbling out of the corner… AND DORIN CONNECTS WITH THE DIARY OF PAIN!! THAT ROUNDHOUSE KICK AND LIAM GIVES WAY TO THE MAT, DORIN CRAWLS OVER TO LIAM AND ROLLS HIM OVER INTO THE PIN HE GOES HOOKING BOTH LEGS, WILL WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!?

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!…BUT NO!! LIAM GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!

Masters: Liam is able to get the shoulder up, but he’s in trouble… he needs to take back some of the momentum that Dorin has been building up over the past few minutes… Liam starts to make it back to his feet, Dorin looks to keep him down by kicking him in his side… BUT LIAM GRABS HIST FOOT AND TACKLES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT, NOW MOUNTING HIMSELF ON TOP OF DORIN AND UNLOADING WITH RIGHTS, LEFTS, FOREARMS AND ELBOWS TO THE FACE OF DORIN, SO LIGHTING QUICK THAT DORIN CAN’T EVEN GET HIS OWN HANDS UP TO DEFEND HIMSELF!!

Stew: Liam suddenly getting his second win as he hops off of Dorin and drops an elbow across his chest! Liam gets to his feet now, radiating confidence, a much different expression than the one he was sporting a few moments ago… He slicks his hair back and allows some time for Dorin to get back to his feet… He gets behind Dorin, AND HE LIFTS HIM UP LOOKING FOR A BACK SUPLEX… BUT DORIN REVERSES IT BY TWISTING HIS BODY AROUND AND LANDING A FRAKENSTEINER!! AND HE GRABS A HOLD OF LIAM’S LEG LOOKING FOR THE PIN, AND THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… KICK OUT AGAIN!!

Masters: Liam quickly crawls towards the ropes, a bit of disbelief on his face, maybe he was taking Dorin a bit too lightly heading into this match… He makes it back to his feet… DORIN COMES CHARGING FOR HIM BUT LIAM RUNS OUT OF THE CORNER!! HOLD ON THOUGH! LOOK AT DORIN!! HE LEAPS UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN LOOKING FOR WHISPER IN THE WIND, BUT OH NO!! LIAM CATCHES HIM!! AND HE POWERBOMBS HIM RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! AND NOW AN ENZIGURI TO THE HEAD TO FINISH OFF THE SEQUENCE!! LIAM PULLS DORIN OUT OF THE CORNER, HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—DORIN KICKS OUT!!

Stew: AND THAT DESPERATION LOOK ON LIAM CATTERSON JUST GREW A BIT BIGGER!! Liam gets to his feet, rubbing his hands up and down his face, he’s running out of options here, if Dorin kicked out of that, what can put him away?! Maybe Liam can’t beat Dorin! Dorin make it back to his feet, his hand on his lower back… Liam grabs him and pulls him into the center of the ring, applying a headlock! Dorin pushes him off and Liam bounces off the ropes… DORIN GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT IT’S DUCKED UNDER BY LIAM… LIAM NOW SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES CATCHES DORIN… 360 DDT!! WHAT A MOVE BY LIAM!!

Masters: Liam gets to his feet and pulls Dorin to his feet… BUT DORIN BREAKS IT BY SWATTING LIAM AWAY… AND NOW A HIGH KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF LIAM WHO’S STAGGERED… DORIN NOW PULLS HIM IN LOOKING FOR THE TWIST OF FATE!!… AND HE CONN—WAIT NO!! RIGHT BEFORE DORIN COULD CONNECT LIAM GRABBED HIM FROM BEHIND… HE CONNECTS WITH THE CUTTERSON!! THE CUTTERSON CONNECTS!! LAYING OUT DORIN!! HE ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS THE OUTSIDE LEG!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Wrong’ hits as Liam Catterson is given his New Breed Championship )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!!… LIAAAAMMMM CATTTERRRRRSSSOOONNN!!

Stew: What a way to start off Road to Redemption! With Liam Catterson retaining his championship in what was a great match!

Masters: You have to give credit where it’s due though Stew, and Dorin did a fantastic job, he had the champions number more than once in this match… good things are ahead for that young man.

( Camera pans backstage to Jaywalker in the interview area with Jenny )

Jenny: Hello everybody, it is an absolute honour to be here tonight and with me at this time, the last remaining EAW original …JAYWAALKEERRR!!

Jay: It’s—-

???: We don’t care!

( Scott Diamond appears in the screen )

Scott: We don’t care what you have to say, we don’t care about you bragging about being 18-0, beating all the former world champions, you being on the first EAW show with Ronn, we don’t care!

Scott: What the people DO care about is the fact that Scott Diamond will become the very first person to hold BOTH the World and Elite championships at the same time. What they care about is Scott Diamond getting HIS redemption and becoming the world champion one more time. What they care about is Scott Diamond bringing some PRESTIGE to the Elite and World championships.

Jay: Really? Well damn, I honestly forgot you were even Elite champion until now…

Scott: Nice joke Jay but lets be real, why would ANYBODY wanna see you as champion? You had your run with the belt and failed badly with it, its about time you let others give the title a champion it deserves.

Jay: Yeah I failed, this is coming from the guy who nobody even remembers was a champion for heavens sakes. I didn’t fail badly as champion, I was a pioneer as champion, I was a trail blazer as champion, I was something you weren’t as champion …relevant!

Jay: So do me a favour when I defeat you tonight and reclaim what is RIGHTFULLY mine, that belt is mine, has always been mine and will always been mine. Every champion after me, including Demon, was just a stand-in and if you think that I am gonna go 18-0 and have some Captain Charisma lackey beat me for the title …well…you’ll be in for quite the surprise tonight Scotty.

Jay: So much so that you might want to run and go crying in whatever hole you came out for another three months like usual.

( Jay pats Scott on the shoulder and walks away )

( Camera fades to the ring )

( ‘’Mercy’’ By Kanye West plays as Christy Cruise walks out )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is for one fall, first making her way to the ring …CHRIIISTTTYYY CRUIIISEEE!!!

(Masquerade – Nicki Minaj plays as Sasha Fierce walks out )

Ring Announcer: And her opponent …SAASSHHHHAAAAA FIIEEERCEEE!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

HYC: Christy and Sasha quickly charge at each other, instantly trading blows as Christy kicks Sasha in the mid-section and whips Sasha into the turnbuckle, Christy charges at her but Sasha with an uppercut to Christy and Sasha now tackles Christy to the mat, Sasha begins to hammer Christy with elbows and forearms to the mouth but Christy headbutts Sasha, knocking her off her as both vixens get to their feet, Sasha swings at Christy but Christy ducks and dropkicks Sasha into the ropes, Christy now charges at Sasha but SASHA DUCKS AND BACKBODY DROPS CHRISTY OVER THE TOP ROPE!! AND CHRISTY LANDS ON THE FLOOR!!!

ETR: Christy is yelling in pain, Sasha now slides out after her and grabs her Christy up to her feet and RAMS CHRISTYS HEAD INTO OUR TABLE!! BUT CHRISTY BLOCKS AND RAMS SASHAS HEAD INTO OUR TABLE!! Sasha trying to shake the cobwebs off as Christy grabs her and IRISH-WHIPS SASHA INTO THE STEEL STEPS SHOULDER FIRST!! THE STEPS COME OFF WITHIN IMPACT!! Sasha is yelling in pain as Christy grabs a steel chair from the time keeper and Sasha is using the ring apron to lift herself up as CHRISTY SWINGS AT SASHA!! BUT SASHA WITH A RUNNING HIGH KNEE INTO THE CHAIR WHICH BOUNCES DIRECTLY BACK INTO THE FACE OF CHRISTY!!

HYC: Sasha scarified life and limb and practically her knee to avoid that chairshot as Christy is down and has blood flowing from above her right eye! …Sasha now on one knee, she’s clutching her other as that could be in large amounts of pain, Sasha now lifts herself up to her feet, slightly limping as she grabs Christy up and lifts Christy up for a POWERSLAM ONTO THE FLOOR!! IT CONNECTS!! CHRISTY IS YELLING IN PAIN!! Sasha now rolls Christy into the ring and hooks a leg!

ONE!!! …TWO!!!! …NO!!!! CHRISTY KICKS OUT!!!

ETR: SO CLOSE!! Sasha so close to gaining a victory there, she lifts herself up and is stalking Christy as Christy is slowing getting up and SASHA CHARGES!!! BEAUTY MAR—NO!! CHRISTY WITH THE SUPERKICK!! SUPERKICK BY CHRISTY CRUISE INTO SASHA WHO GOES DOWN!! BOTH VIXENS DOWN AS CHRISTY FALLS ON TOP OF SASHA AND THIS COULD BE IT!!

ONE!!! …TWO!!! ….NO!!! SASHA ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!

HYC: OH MY!! Christy is now the one trying to get up as Sasha is crawling to the ropes, using them to get up as she slowly begins to turn around and CHRISTY WITH THE ONE HIT WONDER!!! THE ONE HIT WONDER CONNECTS ON SASHA AND CHRISTY MAKES THE COVER!!

ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner ..CHRRIIISTTTTYYY CRUUIIISSSEEE!!!

ETR: And a great win for Christy Cruise here tonight at Road to Redemption!

( Camera pans to Matt Ryders office with Matt playing scrabble with Mike08 )

Matt: Alright, I got ‘Zuz’ which is worth 22 points for me :O (cool)…

Mike08: I see your Zuz and raise you with …*Mike puts down a couple of letters*….(L) Maria (L)!

Matt: Oh brother….hey um, what did you ever happen to do to Moonlight Predator?

Mike08: Why tell you when I can show you! …*Mike08 flips out his phone and begins searching for images*

Mike08: Ahhh…here we go! *Mike shows Matt a picture of a chained up Moonlight Predator with now long red hair and dressed in Marias ring attire*

Mike08: Pretty hot huh (Hello)?.

Matt: Whelp, I won’t be sleeping during Christmas…

( A knock is heard on the door as Flashback steps into the room wearing a silk blue robe )

Matt: Oh now what (Ono)..

Flashback; Matt, I’ve ben doing some serious thinking and I feel that since its EAW’s fifth anniversary, we should relive the most HISTORIC match in EAW history!

Matt: What do you mean? RRS vs. CC? Impact vs. Banks? HRDO vs. DDD?

Flashback: Ehhh…close enough but no ….I mean Mike08 vs. Flashback from Reckless Wiring 1 …IN A BRA AND PANTIES MATCH!!

( Flashback pulls off his robe to reveal him wearing only black bra and panties )

Mike08: Well I’d love to beat your ass and embarrass you one more time but sadly my genitals are too big to fit in panties so I’m gonna have to pass.

Flashback: Who cares? Squeeze yourself into them..

Matt: I think I’m gonna barf…

???: Did somebody say something about large genitals??

( Brian Titus steps into the room )

Flashback: What the hell?? I thought you were dead!

Brian Titus: Ah merely not my fellow brethrens, for I shall not by killed by a mere mortal but alas, did somebody say something about a bra and panties match?

Mike08: Lets have a triple threat – aww yeah, a three-way bra and panties match!

Flashback: Greatest match of all time! Matt, can you referee it? …Matt, you okay?

Matt: Yes, just searching for my gun…

Mike: Lets have it in here, since we’re all here!

( All three men get prepared as the camera pans back to ringside )

( Ding Ding Ding )

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall… And it is for the EAW INTERWIREEEEEEE CHAMMPIONNNNSHIP!

( Bulls on Parade by Rage Against the Machine plays as Johnny Ventura runs out in a yellow and blue attire and yellow pyrotechnics go off )

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 235 pounds… JOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNYYYY VVEENNTTTURRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!

( Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi plays as Hades the Hellraiser walks out with the Interwire championship around his waist and a blank expression as black smoke effects occur )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Devil Town, North Carolina, weighing in at 312 pounds… HE IS THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION, HADDDDDDDDDESSSSS THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLLLLLLLLLRAIIIIISSERRR!!

ETR: Back at Justified Reckoning, we witnessed Hades the Hellraiser defeat Rami for the Interwire title, and the only thing that stopped them from causing chaos here at this outstanding event, is the fact that Johnny Ventura won the Interwire tournament and he’s first in line, but Rami and Hades are still at each others throats.

( Ding Ding Ding )

HYC: Johnny Ventura runs at Hades the Hellraiser and connects with two quick roundhouses to the back of Hades’ knees, staggering him, and Ventura goes running off the ropes… AND LEAPS FOR A FOREARM SMASH! BUT HADES THE HELLRAISER SHOVES HIM TO THE MAT IN MID AIR, COMPLETELY MANHANDLING HIM! Johnny rolls over onto one knee, trying to plan a new attack… AND JOHNNY CONNECTS WITH A LOW DROPKICK! Hades falls to one knee as Johnny start hitting roundhouses to the shoulders of Hades over and over again… AND JOHNNY VENTURA WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK! It connects hard into the face of Hades who falls to the mat and Johnny quickly covers, but Hades gets a shoulder up easily… Johnny Ventura drops to mat and locks in a sleeper hold, and I really like the offense Johnny has going, ETR. Attacking the legs to ground the big man, and now he is trying to wear him down with a classic sleeper hold… Johnny is continuing to squeeze hard, but Hades is using his strength as he pulls himself up to one foot… AND HADES IS ON HIS FEET NOW! AND HE RUNS BACKWARDS, SLAMMING JOHNNY SPINE-FIRST INTO THE CORNER TURBUCKLE! Hades turns around now, and starts hitting the right and left hands into the jaw of Johnny Ventura, and now he pulls him up over his shoulder… AND SLAMS HIM SPINE-FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN, AND AGAIN! He finally stops as Johnny is very dazed here….

ETR: Hades grabs Johnny by the arm and whips him into the ropes… AND HADES GOES FOR A SIDEWALK SLAM! CLASSIC HADE—JOHHNY VENTURA SPINS AROUND AND DOES A TILT-A-WHIRL DDT! BUT HADES KEEPS HIMSELF ON HIS FEET, AND CHARGES, LOOKING TO TACKLE JOHNNY INTO THE CORNER! BUT JOHNNY VENTURA FLIPS HIMSELF OVER HIS SHOULDER AND HADES RUNS CHEST FIRST INTO THE CORNER! Hades turns around… AND JOHNNY VENTURA GOES FOR A SUPERKICK EARLY ON! BUT HADES CATCHES HIS FOOT… AND DROPS IT OVER THE TOP ROPE AS JOHNNY’S JUNK JUST HIT THE TOP ROPE HARD! And Hades grips him by his throat… AND HADES LOOKS FOR A CHOKESLAM! BUT IN THE MID AIR JOHNNY VENTURA COUNTERS AND DROPKICKS HIM MID AIR! Hades falls back in the corner as Johnny repositions himself on his feet… AND JOHNNY CHARGES FOR DOUBLE KNEES INTO HADES FACE! BUT HADES CATCHES HIM AS HE CARRIES HIM TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND…. JOHNNY VENTURA QUICKLY SNAPS BACK AND HITS A HURRICANRANA, SENDING HADES TUMBLING AGAINST THE RING ROPES! Johnny is quick on the offense here as he charges with a baseball slide, causing Hades to fall on his back and let’s Johnny escape the ring quickly. Johnny tosses up the ring apron… AND HE PULLS OUT A BARBWIRED BOARD! He slides it into the ring and positions himself on the top turnbuckle…

HYC: AND JOHNNY VENTURA GOES FOR A ELBOW DROP! AND IT CONNECTS! Johnny Ventura’s tactics and maneuvers remind me of the Heart Break Boy, and Johnny isn’t done there as he continuously hits knee drops across the face of Hades, over and over again…. The repetitive offense has slowed down as Johnny tries to come up with a way to use that barbed-wire board, since he knows he cannot lift or slam Hades the Hellraiser… Johnny Ventura goes over to the corner and he is wedging the board between the top and middle ropes… He turns around to lift up Had—HADES IS ON HIS FEET AND HE KICKS JOHNNY RIGHT IN THE GUT, AND HE GRABS JOHNNY BY HIS TRUNKS AND SHOULDERS… AND HE TOSSES HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE BOARD! THE BARBED-WIRE BOARD BREAKS IN HALF AND THE WIRING IS STUCK IN HIS HEAD! Johnny Ventura falls backwards on the mat, holding his skull and trying to pull out the barbed-wire… Hades drops to the mat and hooks the leg!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!! JOHNNY GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!

ETR: Hades is enraged that all his efforts were led up to a cheap rope break, and he starts smashing Johnny Ventura’s head into the canvas over and over again, filling it with a cruel blood stain that illuminates that section of the mat… Hades pulls Johnny up to his feet, and he Irish whips him into the ropes… HADES LOOKS TO FLATTEN JOHNNY WITH A BIG BOOT! BUT JOHNNY DUCKS AND SLIDES OUT OF THE RING, TRYING TO RECOVER! The champion here is enraged as he rolls out of the ring and runs at Johnny, hammering his fist into his back over and over again, but Johnny responds with a few, powerful elbows to his gut, and after that he drives his elbow hard into Hades’ jaw and he tumbles back a few steps… JOHNNY VENTURA WITH A PELE KICK OUT OF NO WHERE! Hades holds his head as he falls back and leans against the corner post, and Johnny Ventura goes over and starts smashing his face into the corner post over and over again, and then connects with a powerful uppercut that sends Hades back a few steps… Johnny turns the steel steps 90 degrees as he backs up… AND HE RUNS OFF THEM AND LEAPS AT HADES THE HELLRAISER…. BUT HADES CATCHES HIM WITH TWO HANDS BY THE THROAT…AND SLAMS HIM THROUGH THE BARRICADE! OH MY GOD, HADES THE HELLRAISER HAS DEMOLISHED JOHNNY VENTURA WITH ONE MOVE! OH MY LORD!

HYC: Hades the Hellraiser grabs Johnny Ventura and whips him into the ring, and Hades climbs in himself… Hades grabs Johnny by his arm and whips him into the corner… HADES WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT! Johnny comes tumbling out and Hades grabs him by the throat… CHOKESLAM CONNECTS! Hades stands behind Johnny and does his custom taunt, waiting for Johnny to get up… AND HADES PULLS HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS, AND HE HOISTS HIM UP FOR THE LAST CALL! THE LAST RIDE POWERBOM—JOHHNY VENTURA LEAPS OFF OF HIS SHOULDERS AND GRIPS THE TOP ROPE, AND JOHNNY LOOKS FOR A LIONSAULT ONTO THE STANDING HADES! BUT HADES CATCHES HIM IN THE PERFECT POSITION, BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS WITH FORCE AND HADES COVERS!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

( Ding Ding Ding )

( Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi plays as Hades lifts up his hand and the opponent gives him the title )

Ring Announcer: Your winner via pinfall, AND STILLLLLLLLL EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION, HADESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THEEE HELLLLLRAIIIIISEERRR!!

ETR: Well, we saw a very high pace, back and forth match, and more importantly, a great showing by Johnny Ventura. He escaped a very deadly and forceful move, and almost countered with a move that could have set up a victory, but Hades is a man of counters and nifty moves, and he proved it here tonig—SOMEONE JUST SLID INTO THE RING! AND….

HYC: IT’S THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER PARTICIPANT RAMI! AND HE JUST DROVE A STEEL CHAIR INTO THE CRANIUM OF HADES THE HELLRAISER! HE CONTINUES SMASHING THAT CHAIR INTO HIS HEAD, OVER AND OVER! WE SAID EARLIER THAT THE BAD BLOOD BETWEEN THESE TWO HASN’T GIVEN IN YET, AND THIS IS JUST MORE PROOF!

ETR: Well it looks like Hades is knocked out, and Johnny Ventura gets to his feet and puts his arm on Rami’s shoulder, thanking him… AND RAMI TURNS AROUND AND SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS FACE! RAMI IS ATTACKING JOHNNY VENTURA NOW! RAMI KEEPS SMASHING THAT CHAIR OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND THE POINT IS CLEAR… RAMI IS NOT DONE WITH HADES, OR JOHNNY.

HYC: I somehow feel this won’t be the last we see of Rami and Hades, hell even Johnny.

( Camera pans backstage to Zack Crash doing shadow boxing in preparation for the Elimination Chamber )…

( Zack finishes and takes a few big deep breathes, obviously nerves getting the best of him )…

???: Man…you’re so pathetic…

( As Zack turns around, the camera sees EAW’s _#1 legend, Mak standing in front of him )

Mak: Look at you, taking big breathes and doing shadow boxing, you ain’t going into no boxing match, you’re stepping into an Extreme Elimination Chamber and you think that is gonna help you? …I’ve been in my fair share of these type of matches, I won the very first one and I didn’t do it because I knew how to box people, I won because I knew how to work the system and win matches, can you say the same? I doubt so.

Zack: Well …*Zack looks down at his feet before looking back up at Mak* …what do you suggest that I do?

Mak: I suggest you grow a pair and start manning up. Look at you, I been following you since Pain for Pride when you blew winning Cash in the Vault and you got some great potential, you can be somebody who wins world championships, you can be somebody who carries this company, you can be somebody who instead of appearing on the screen and saying nice things for people going into the Hall of Fame, you can be the guy who is standing in FRONT of people and going into the Hall of Fame. You can be the modern day Mak but you think you really gonna do that by acting like some faggot with Brian Titus?

Mak: You think you are going to do that by making some small trash talk with Dark Demon? If you were anyway right, you would have socked him in the mouth and showed him who the man is. If you were anyway right, you would have gotten Jayjayyyy by his throat and SHOWED him who the boss is. And you ain’t going to do all that by being mr.nice guy, look at Eddie Mack, he’s the biggest explain of nice guys finish last!

Mak: Go out there and make a statement to the whole of EAW, show everybody why Zack Crash should be a force to be feared, why Zack Crash is somebody who shouldn’t be taken lightly. Why 2013 will be the year of Zack Crash. I can’t go there and hold your hand and help you, this is entirely on you. You have all the tools in order to do it and you can do 2 things, you can either continue where your going and you can be another Cyclone, another Dubian, another Colin Kaline, somebody who could have and SHOULD have been carrying this company but squashed their own potential or you can be the greatest.

Zack *looking pumped up*: You’re right, I need to make a statement, a big one …thanks man, I know I can win this, I WILL win this.

*Zack walks off as the camera keeps focused on Mak*

Mak: Mann…if Zack doesn’t win, e-feds really are dead (NO)!!!….

( Camera pans back to the ring )

( Ding Ding Ding )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, this is our SIXTH ANNUAL EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH! AND IT WILL BE FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! This match shall have six participants, two of which will start while four are locked away in the glass pods in each corner of the chamber. Every five moments a participant will enter from the pod, and once all the men are out you may only win by being the last man in via pinfalls and submissions, or you will have to receive the title hanging from the top of the chamber!

( Who Gonna Stop Me by Jay Z plays as Dark Demon walks out in a tan attire with a faded lion across the back as he taps his elbow pads showing studs and its solidness and then hands the referee his title as he enters a pod )

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Galway, Ireland, weighing in at 225 pounds… HE IS THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, DARKKKKKKKKKKKK DDDEEMMONNN!!

ETR: This man has the odds stacked against him with five opponents, and one certain participant has gotten into his head a few times the last few Showdowns.

( I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin plays as Superior Quality 85 walks out in a blue and white attire and is holding a mailbox on a post as he enters a pod )

Ring Announcer: and his opponent, from Fife, Scotland, weighing in at 227 pounds… SUPERIORRRRRRRRR QUALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTYYYYYYY EIGHTY-FIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

HYC: This guy has had a long and rigid feud with Jaywalker over the last few months, but it’s quieted down quite a bit since Justified Reckoning, but don’t consider him out of this match!

( Reminder by Jay Z plays as Scott Diamond walks out with a cone and holds in a punt position for a few seconds )

Ring Announcer: And their opponent, from Long Island, New York, weighing in at 270 pounds… SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DIIIIIIIIIIAMMMONNNNNDD!!

HYC: What the hell? AND SCOTT DIAMOND PUNT KICKS THE CONE! HE KICKS THE CONE! AND A DIAMOND COVERED LED PIPE FALLS OUT OF THE CONE AS THE CONE GOES FLYING INTO THE CROWD!

( Scott carries his diamond covered pipe into the ring as he enters his chamber )

( Adrenaline by Shinedown plays as Zack Crash comes running out with his Unified Tag Team Championship around his waist and the camera zooms into reveal its wrapped in barbed wire as he sprints to the ring and enters a pod )

Ring Announcer: And their opponent, from Charleston, West Virginia, weighing in at 225 pounds… HE IS THE EXTREME ADRENALINE JUNKIE, ZACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CRRRASSSSHHHHH!!!

ETR: Zack Crash has definitely sparked some controversy and uproar on Showdown after his recent comments with Dark Demon over the last two weeks, the once jubilant jokester is now a serious man with a lot on his mind here.

( Play for Keeps by B.o.B plays as Jaywalker walks out in a robe that says ”E.G.O” and shows the classic lion while carrying a titanium baseball bat and enters the ring and starts warming up )

Ring Announcer: And their opponent, from Scarborough, Canada, weighing in at 240 pounds… HE IS JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKERRR!!!

HYC: This man is one of the best in EAW, and one of the best in a long time here as he has an undefeated streak going on over the past months, but just like Demon… This is a numbers game, and definitely the hardest challenge for Jaywalkers streak yet.

( Calm like a Bomb by Rage Against The Machine plays as Rami runs out in a yellow attire and holding the handlebars from a motorcycle )

Ring Announcer: And their final opponent, from Djerba, Tunisia, weighing in at 244 pounds… HE ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS RAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIII!!!

ETR: One of the quiet sleepers in the match, we could see a lot come out of him here… And we have Rami and Jaywalker to start the match, let’s begin!

( Ding Ding Ding )

HYC: Rami and Jaywalker are circling the ring… AND JAYWALKER TACKLES HIM INTO THE CORNER! Jaywalker unleashes deadly right hands and knees to his gut, and Jaywalker picks up his titanium bat and whips into the rib cage of Rami! BUT RAMI COMES SWINGING BACK WITH A DIRECT HIT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH THE HANDLEBARS! Rami grabs Jaywalker by his shoulder and tosses him into the ring, and pushes the handlebar across his throat! He is pushing and shoving it into Jaywalker’s Adams apple, but Jaywalker hits a quick snap kick to his gut! Jaywalker and starts smashing his bat into the shoulder of Rami, who keeps falling back… BUT RAMI RUNS AT JAYWALKER WITH THE HANDLEBAR COCKED BEHIND HIS BACK! BUT JAYWALKER TRIPS HIM AS RAMI FALLS AND THE HANDLEBAR FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE! I’ve never seen a side of Jaywalker like this, but with the world title on the line he starts hammering the titanium bat over Rami’s back over and over again, and Rami is letting out a painful groan after each hit…. Jaywalker lays his bat down and sets it under the head of Rami… And now Jaywalker starts stomping over the arms and fingers of Rami, down his leg and knees, all the way to his feet… He works his way back up the other side… AND SMILES BEFORE HITTING A CURB STOMP INTO RAMI’S HEAD WHICH GETS DRIVEN INTO THE BAT! THE JAYWALKING HAS LED TO BLOOD FLOODING OUT OF THE BACK OF RAMI’S HEAD!

ETR: Jaywalker grabs Rami and pulls him over to the ropes, and places his neck against the bottom rope… AND JAYWALKER STEPS ON HIS NECK AND IS PUSHING DOWN WITH ALL HIS FORCE, AND MORE BLOOD IS NEARLY SQUIRTING OUT OF THE GASH IN THE BACK OF RAMI’S HEAD! Jaywalker hops over the top rope, and sends his boot into the nose of Rami with intense power, causing blood to drip inevitably. Rami shouldn’t have any strength at all, but he rolls over in the middle of the ring onto his back, and Jaywalker re-enters and starts dropping elbows all over the back of Rami, again and again! Jaywalker drags Rami out of the ring and pulls him to his feet… AND IRISH WHIPS HIM WITH INSANE FORCE INTO SCOTT DIAMOND’S POD! Rami ricochets off it and Jaywalker hits a nasty back suplex onto the metal outside of the ring! Jaywalker picks up Rami again and this time tosses him into the pod, and when he bounces off Jaywalker picks him up… AND DRIVES HIM HARD INTO THE POD, CAUSING IT TO DAMN-NEAR BREAK! Jaywalker is basically manhandling Rami here, and as he grabs him and whips him into the ring… Jaywalker is getting onto the top rope?… AND JAYWALKER LEAPS FOR A SPLASH! A MOVE NOT IN HIS ARSENA—RAMI JUST BARELY LIFTS HIS KNEES UP! JAYWALKER HOLDS HIS GUT AS HE ROLLS ON THE MAT!

HYC: Rami crawls into the corner and uses the ropes to help prop himself up, and he finally gets to two feet, still winded as Jaywalker gets up on two feet himself… AND JAYWALKER CHARGES FOR A LARIAT! BUT RAMI THROWS HIMSELF OUT OF THE CORNER AT THE LAST SECOND! Jaywalker takes a little bit of a hit, but he basically stops himself as Rami gets up in the next corner… AND JAYWALKER CHARGES FOR HIS CLASSIC CORNER UPPERCUT! BUT RAMI DODGES AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME JAYWALKER UPPERCUTS THE TURNBUCKLE! Rami notices this is his opportunity to capitalize, and he quickly comes behind Jaywalker and hooks him in… RAMI WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! The etiquette may not have been perfect, but can’t blame Rami for finally getting back into this match, thought… Rami gets back up to his feet as he starts stomping all over the chest and ribs of Jaywalker! R ami backs off for a second as Jaywalker pulls himself back into the corner, but Rami charges again and drives his foot into his jaw! He is pushing and squeezing with all the force he has and the counter is going down now!

[10…..9….8….7…..6…..5…..4…..3….2….1 *BUZZ *] ( Demon’s pod opens )

ETR: Jaywalker severely needed Demon and here he is! Dark Demon charges into the ring and drives his elbow into the back of Rami’s head! The studs and metal connect hard into Rami’s cranium, and now Dark Demon is spinning and connecting with an onslaught of elbow combinations as Rami is getting very, very weak! Dark Demon is getting upset… AND DARK DEMON WITH A ROLLING ELBOW ONTO RAMI! Rami falls through the middle rope as Jaywalker starts to get up, but Dark Demon exits the ring and hits a very, very powerful kick into the side of Rami! Jaywalker crawls under the bottom rope and eventually gets to his feet… AND JAYWALKER WITH A HEAVY LEG DROP! Dark Demon helps him up as him and Jay going in unison… AND JAYWALKER AND DARK DEMON HIT A NECKBREAKER ON EACH OTHER, LANDING HARD ON RAMI’S GUT! Rami is coughing up loads of blood, and Dark Demon just laughs as he starts driving his elbow back and forth across the face of Rami, with gashes and cuts appearing numerously, as Jaywalker walks over and grabs the handlebars from earlier… AND STARTS SMASHING THEM AGAINST THE KNEECAPS OF RAMI! Smash after smash as Jaywalker continues with the offense, and Dark Demon is fulfilling his half of the damage as well!

HYC: Dark Demon pulls Rami up to his feet and starts smashing his face into the corner post! Again, again, again, and again! DARK DEMON GOES FOR IT ONCE MORE, BUT RAMI SENDS AN ELBOW INTO HIS GUT! AND RAMI QUICKLY SMASHES DEMON’S FACE INTO THE CORNER! Demon falls to the ground as Rami tumbles back and leans against the cage… AND JAYWALKER CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT RAMI WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AS JAYWALKER GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE WALL, TEARING UP HIS FACE PRETTY BAD! Rami is very winded, but he crawls over towards the ring as he grabs Dark Demon by his hair, and tosses him into the ring between the middle and top rope… Rami finally regains the composure and breath as he enters the ring and pulls the champion up to his feet, and that’s not going to stop him as he starts unleashing right hands! Rami is connecting with every punch and it’s starting to wear down Demon, but Demon is far from ending as he starts punching him back, but Rami is overpowering the champion here folks! Rami is starting with some punch combinations and…. RAMI WITH A PERFECT DROPKICK! Dark Demon falls back into the corner as Rami pulls one of the metal studded elbow pads off of the champion, and applies it to his own elbow… AND RAMI WITH A LEAPING ELBOW TO THE JAW OF DEMON! Rami is smashing his elbow into the chest of Demon… AND RAMI THROWS HIS ELBOW UP BRUTALLY INTO THE LOWER JAW OF DEMON AS BLOOD IS SPRAYED OUT EVERYWHERE!

ETR: Dark Demon is staggered a little bit, but he whips out an elbow of his own as another cut is formed on Rami’s chin… AND DARK DEMON TACKLES HIM INTO THE COMPLETELY OPPOSITE CORNER! Dark Demon is completely enraged as he starts driving right hands into the face of Rami, and now he repeatedly drives his knee into the gut of him too! Dark Demon grabs him by his arm and whips him towards the middle of the rin—JAYWALKER WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH INTO THE MOVING RAMI! WHAT A GREAT MOVE BY DEMON AND JAYWALKER! Dark Demon and Jaywalker stare over the body of Rami… AND DARK DEMON SPINS AND HITS A RIGHT HAND INTO THE NOSE OF JAYWALKER! AND JAYWALKER RESPONDS WITH A LEFT HAND! THE TWO ALLIES KNOW THE STAKES OF THE MATCH AS THEY ARE TRADING BLOWS, AND NOW DARK DEMON GETS AN ADVANTAGE AFTER USING HIS ELBOW AS A BLOCK ON ONE OF JAYWALKER’S PUNCHES! Jaywalker holds his hand as Dark Demon his a roundhouse to his side, a spinning heel kick to his gut… AND THE CHAMPION HITS A DROPKICK AS JAYWALKER FALLS INTO THE CORNER! Dark Demon catches his breath as the clock starts winding down…

[10…..9….8….7…..6…..5…..4…..3….2….1 *BUZZ *]( Scott Diamond’s pod opens )

ETR: SCOTT DIAMOND CHARGES INTO THE RING AND HITS A CLOTHESLINE ON THE CHAMPION! Dark Demon pops up again… AND SCOTT DIAMOND DOWNS HIM WITH ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE! Demon gets back to his feet again as Scott Diamond sends a kick to his gut, and hooks him in by the shoulder… AND SCOTT DIAMOND HOISTS HIM UP FOR A SUPLEX! BUT DARK DEMON WIGGLES FREE AND LANDS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Scott Diamond walks ove—BUT DARK DEMON WITH THAT DEADLY STUDDED ELBOW TO THE FACE! Scott Diamond holds his cheek, but Demon grabs his head and drops him face first on the top rope! Scott ricochets back, bent over and holding his face… AND DARK DEMON WITH A SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP! Scott hits the mat hard and rolls onto his back as the champion starts to catch his breath… AND JAYWALKER CHARGES AT DARK DEMON! BUT DARK DEMON WITH A HIP TOSS, AND JAYWALKER’S BODY LANDS RIGHT ON THE GUT OF SCOTT DIAMOND! Scott Diamond is coughing heavily as Dark Demon laughs.. BUT RAMI ROLLS UP THE CHAMPION! BUT DARK DEMON ROLLS THROUGHT IT AND LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND WHIPS OUT A ROUNDHOUSE TO HIS SKULL! BUT RAMI DUCKS AND GOES BEHIND DARK DEMON, AND HITS A BACKSLIDE PIN!

ONEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! KICKKKOUTTT!!

HYC: Scott Diamond gets back to his feet and grabs Rami, and whips him out of the ring completely! Scott pulls Dark Demon to his feet, and now he is brawling with him, every punch is answered and every move is responded to, but Scott Diamond gains and advantage after a great combination of punche—DARK DEMON WITH A BRUTAL UPPERCUT! AND DARK DEMON CLOTHESLINES SCOTT DIAMOND OUT OF THE RING COMPLETELY! Dark Demon exits the ring and picks up the weak and fragile Rami, putting on his best show of maneuvers and attacks, but Rami is no match as he quickly becomes nearly unconscious! Dark Demon leans Rami up against an empty pod’s wall… AND DARK DEMON PERFORMS AND ROLLING ELBOW USING HIS METAL STUDDED ELBOW PAD… AND IT DRIVES RAMI’S FACE RIGHT THROUGH THE WALL! BLOOD IS SPRAYED OUT OF HIS FACE LIKE A HOSE, AND THE THE PIECES OF THE POD WALL THAT ARE STILL INTACT ARE SOAKED IN THE BLOOD OF RAMI! Dark Demon’s momentum carries him into the pod as he leans against the other side of the wall, trying to catch his breat—SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK THROUGH THE GLASS AND INTO THE FACE OF DARK DEMON! OH MY LORD, THIS IS PURE HATRID WE ARE WITNESSING, AND PURE INSANITY! Scott, Rami, and Demon are all down on the ground in pain, some more than others obviously, but Jaywalker crawls out of the ring and grabs Rami, and drags him into the ring… Jaywalker pulls Rami between his legs, and he hoists him up… JAYWALKER WITH THE 2ND SACRIFICE! HE COVERS!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Ring Announcer: Rami has been eliminated!

( A referee is seen pulling Rami out and puts him on a stretcher )

ETR: Jaywalker is propped back against the ring rope catching his breath, and as the first entrant in this match he has done pretty well. He gets up to his feet as he walks very slowly over to the apron, and he eventually exits… He goes over to Scott Diamond and lifts him up, and Scott wheels out a slugging right hand which propels Jaywalker back a little bit… AND SCOTT DIAMOND CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE INTO THE POD! BUT JAYWALKER CATCHES HIM AND… SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE COLD, HARD, METAL! Scott Diamond is holding his back and squeezing in a high level of pain, and the clock is starting to tick down!

[10…..9….8….7…..6…..5…..4…..3….2….1 *BUZZ *] ( Zack Crash’s pod opens )

HYC: ZACK CRASH SPRINTS OUT AND GOES SPRINGBOARD, HITTING A GREAT CROSSBODY ON JAYWALKER! Zack Crash has a lot of energy after standing in the pod for so long, and now he charges at the barely standing Dark Demon and whips out a few right hands, and then hits an enziguri! Dark Demon leans against the wall as Zack Crash goes over and hooks him in… TOP BOTTOM! THE C4 CONNECTS AS ZACK ROLLS TO HIS FEE—JAYWALKER HITS A THUNDEROUS RUNNING KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! BUT ZACK ACTS AS IF IT WAS NOTHING AS HE POPS UP AND SWINGS A RIGHT HAND! BUT JAYWALKER CATCHES IT AND GRIPS HIS THROAT BY TWO HANDS… DOUBLE HANDED CHOKEBOMB ONTO SCOTT DIAMOND’S BODY! Zack Crash is holding his throat as his momentum is definitely slowed down now… Jaywalker goes over to Zack and reels him up to his feet… AND HE WHIPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE RING! BUT ZACK LANDS ON HIS FEET AND GRABS JAYWALKER BY HIS HEAD… AND HITS A JAWBREAKER-STUNNER ONTO THE TOP RING ROPE! Jaywalker tumbles back, holding his face as Zack Crash grips the top rope… AND HE LEAPS OVER! AND HITS A HURRICANRANA ON JAYWALKER WHO GOES FLYING INTO SUPERIOR QUALITY’S POD!

ETR: Zack Crash is on fire here, and he turns around, only to get met by a furious elbow from Dark Demon! Dark Demon is sending hard right and left hands into the face of Zack, and now he’s leaning against the ring ropes… AND DARK DEMON WITH A POWERFUL DROPKICK THAT SENDS ZACK FLYING OVER THE ROPE AND BACK INTO THE RING! Dark Demon enters the ring and grabs Zack by his hair and pulls him up… AND BACKHANDS HIM ACROSS THE FACE! Zack is appalled… AND ZACK WHIPS OUT A RIGHT HAND! BUT DEMON CATCHES IT AND SPITS IN THE FACE OF ZACK, AND DEMON WITH A URINAGI! Zack Crash lands hard as he rolls towards the ring ropes and gets close to his pod… Dark Demon exits the ring, but Zack Crash turns around and kicks him in the gut… AND ZACK CRASH WITH A NECKBREAKER! Zack goes towards his pod as he waits for Demon to get up… Demon gets up and… ZACK CRASH SMASHES HIS BARBED-WIRE TAG TEAM BELT INTO THE FACE OF DEMON, AND IT’S NEARLY HANGING FROM HIS FACE… AND ZACK CRASH RIPS IT OFF IN A JERKING MOTION, LEAVING DEMON BLEEIDING LIKE A FAUCET, AND HE REELS HIM IN… CRASH TEST! THE UNPRETTIER CONNECTS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AS HE HOOKS HIS LEG!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Ring Announcer: Dark Demon has been eliminated. ( Referee removes Demon from the chamber as Zack smiles )

HYC: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! ZACK CRASH HAS ELIMINATED THE WORLD CHAMPION! FOLKS, WE WILL HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION NO MATTER WHAT TONIGHT! Zack Crash is grinning just as he should, and he gets to his feet as he walks over to the other side of the chamber where Scott is getting to his feet… AND ZACK GOES FOR A LARIA—SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A HIP TOSS AS ZACK’S BODY SLAMS AGAINST THE POD OF SUPERIOR QUALITY 85! Scott Diamond is grinning as he pulls Zack Crash up to his feet… AND SCOTT PULLS OUT HIS DIAMOND COVERED LED PIPE AND SMASHES IT OVER THE FOREHEAD OF ZACK CRASH! A cut has been immediately made as blood trickles down his forehead, and Scott Diamond continues wacking Zack Crash in the face with that led pipe, over and over and over again! Scott Diamond finally stops as he grabs Zack Crash reels him into his side… AND HE PULLS HIM UP FOR A SUPLEX… AND DROPS HIM IN A DDT! THE DEAD LEVEL DDT CONNECTS HARD ON THE COLD METAL! Scott Diamond chuckles to himself as he pulls Jaywalker up to his feet and starts rallying in a few cold, hard right hands… And Scott Diamond pulls him in for… THE IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! BUT JAYWALKER SENDS ELBOWS TO THE BACK OF SCOTT DIAMOND’S HEAD, AND HE HOOKS HIM IN… JAYWALKER FLATTENS HIM WITH A DDT! Jaywalker gets back to his feet and… HE GETS THE 270 POUNDER ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND HE LOCKS IN A TORTURE RACK! MY LORD!

[10…..9….8….7…..6…..5…..4…..3….2….1 *BUZZ *] ( Superior Quality 85’s pod opens )

ETR: SUPERIOR QUALITY 85 CHARGES INTO THE RING AND TACKLES JAYWALKER BACKWARDS, AND SCOTT DIAMOND COLLIDES INTO THE MAT IN A HUGE, UNBEARABLE SEEMING AMOUNT OF PAIN! Superior Quality 85 is unleashing a brutal arsenal of elbow drops and knees onto Jaywalker, and after all their bad blood this is expected! Zack Crash is starting to get to his feet as Superior Quality picks up his mailbox on a post from the mat… Zack Crash gets to his feet and…. SUPERIOR QUALITY SMASHES THE MAILBOX OVER ZACK CRASH’S SKULL! AND THE MAILBOX DIDN’T HAVE MAIL IN IT, IT HAD GLASS SHARDS THE SIZE OF IGUANAS! Zack Crash has a lot of blood flooding out of the top of his cranium, and Superior Quality drops to the mat and pins!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! KICKKOUTTT!!

HYC: Superior Quality 85 is in an outrage! He grabs Zack Crash and puts him on the turnbuckle, and Superior Quality climbs up himself as he pushes Zack Crash onto the top of the pod… Superior Quality 85 climbs up on the pod, and he is hammering his fist onto Zack Crash over and over again, making sure he has no chance of getting enough energy to do something big again… Superior Quality 85 is examining his surroundings, and he pulls Zack Crash to his feet…. Superior Quality drives his elbow into the face of the champion a few times, over and over again, and he picks up Zack Crash and flips him upside down… What the hell does he intend on doing? He gets very uncomfortably close to the edge as he lifts Zack up and he puts his feet on the roof of the chamber… AND HE IS HOOKING ZACK CRASH’S FOOT INTO THE METAL WEBBING! ZACK CRASH IS DANGLING UPSIDE DOWN WITH CLOSE TO ZERO STRENGTH? WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HELL COULD HAPPEN HERE? And Superior Quality 85 backs up… AND HE LEAPS FOR A NECKBREAKER IN MID AIR ON THE DANGLING ZACK CRASH! BUT ZACK CRASH PULLS HIMSELF UPWARDS AS SUPERIOR QUALITY 85 FLIES TOWARDS THE RING… AND SCOTT DIAMOND CATCHES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS AND HITS A OUTSTANDINGLY AMAZING POWERBOMB! OH, MY, GOD! HOLY HELL! HE COVERS

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEE!!

Ring Announcer: Superior Quality 85 has been eliminated.

ETR: Zack Crash is now hanging onto the top of the chamber with both hands and feet, and he’s navigating his way over towards the pod… AND HE DROPS ON IT, WINDED, AND IN PAIN! Meanwhile in the ring, Scott Diamond has Jaywalker to his feet and they’re both exchanging blows, shot after shot, and shot after shot! Jaywalker hits a bus-driver styled uppercut that reels back the Elite Champion, and now Jaywalker charges at him and hits a leaping forearm to his face! Scott Diamond reaches to his trunks to grab his diamond covered led pipe… But he can’t find it! He is frantically looking all over for it… AND JAYWALKER SWINGS IT INTO THE SIDE OF HIS SKULL! JAYWALKER HAD THE WEAPON THE WHOLE TIME, AN—SCOTT DIAMOND ENDS UP DUCKING UNDER THE SWING, AND HE LIFTS JAY UP AND HITS AN ATOMIC DROP! Scott Diamond goes running off the ropes… AND JAYWALKER AND SCOTT DIAMOND COLLIDE WITH EACH OTHER WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Zack Crash drops off of the pod and lands on the top turnbuckle… He is trying to prep himself… AND HE IS LOOKING TO HIT A MOONSAULT ON JAYWALKER! THAT WOULD SURELY TAKE A LOT OUT OF JAYWALKER IN THIS MATCH! And Zack Crash gets ready… BUT SCOTT DIAMOND IS UP AND CHARGES, LOOKING TO SHOVE HIM OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!

HYC: BUT ZACK CRASH WITH A BACKFLIP AND HE LANDS BEHIND SCOTT DIAMOND, AND ZACK CRASH CHARGES FOR A CORNER LARIAT! BUT SCOTT DIAMOND OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK! HE DAMN NEAR KICKED THE HEAD OFF OF ZACK CRASH, AND HE DROPS TO MAT AND HOOKS HIS LEG!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Ring Announcer: Zack Crash has been eliminated.

( A referee pulls Zack Crash out of the ring )

ETR: This match is down to two warriors… The monster and Elite Champion, Scott Diamond, and the man who has been the first entrant in here, Jaywalker… This is truly a night to behold… Scott Diamond is on his feet and so is Jaywalker, and both men charge at each other and lock each other up! Scott Diamond easily overpowers Jaywalker, and he tosses him over the top rope! Jaywalker gets up on his feet quickly and he holds the top rope… Scott Diamond goes running off the ropes… SCOTT DIAMOND LOOKS FOR A POWERFUL LARIAT! BUT JAYWALKER SHOVES HIS SHOULDER INTO HIS GUT, AND SCOTT DIAMOND FLIES BACK A FEW STEPS… AND JAYWALKER WITH THE SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH! Scott Diamond is leaning against the opposite rope in a severe amount of pain, but relentlessly he charges at Jaywalker… AND JAYWALKER WITH A BEAUTIFUL SPINEBUSTER! THE SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS WITH FIERCE POWER! Jaywalker is winded, on one knee as he holds his gut, and this match has wore and tore down both men… Jaywalker grabs Scott Diamond and pulls him over to the corner, and he tosses him up on the top turnbuckle… Jaywalker climbs up on to the second rope, and he pushes Scott Diamond on to the top of the pod… Last time we saw Zack and Superior Quality do this, they crashed and burned. Jaywalker climbs to the top as well, and he pulls Scott Diamond up to his fe—SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A FURIOUS UPPERCUT! AND JAYWALKER WITH A POWERFUL RIGHT HAND! BOTH MEN ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS, SHOT AFTER SHOT!

HYC: THE MEN CONTINUE TO FIGHT, AND SCOTT DIAMOND WHEELS OUT A RIGHT HAND, DISHES A LEFT ELBOW AND IS TAKING OVE—JAYWALKER WITH A JUMPING HOOK KICK! Scott Diamond damn near falls off but Jaywalker pulls him in between his legs… AND HE HOISTS HIM UP…. JAYWALKER WITH THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB! THE 2ND SACRIFICE CONNECTS AS SCOTT DIAMOND FLIES THROUGH THE METAL GRID FLOOR! SCOTT DIAMOND HAS GONE COMPLETELY THROUGH IT, AND WE DO NOT SEE HIS BODY AT ALL! Jaywalker hops off of the pod, but doesn’t have the energy to make it to the hole, and he lays down on the metal, out of breath, weak… ( A few moments pass )… We have referees surrounding this hole in the grid floor, and they are all trying to help up Scott Diamond… But they are not succeeding… They cannot get this monster out as Jaywalker looks on, smiling at the work he has don—ONE OF THE REFEREEES JUST FLEW BACK, AND TWO JUST GOT SHOVED INTO THE WALL, SCOTT DIAMOND IS ON HIS FEET AND HE IS CLIMBING OUT ON HIS OWN, AND HE… HE IS OUT OF THE HOLE! HE IS ON HIS FEET AS JAYWALKER GETS ON ONE KNEE IN ASTONISHMENT! This has been a hell of a match and Scott Diamond is not done… SCOTT DIAMOND CHARGES AT JAYWALKER! AND JAYWALKER SIDESTEPS AS SCOTT DIAMOND COLLIDES INTO THE WALL!

ETR: Jaywalker tumbles and gets into the ring, and he falls on knee again, out of breath… Scott Diamond is coming back as he steps over the top rope and gets ready… SCOTT DIAMOND CHARGES AT THE WEAK JAYWALKER… AND…. JAYWALKER SWINGS HIS TITANIUM BAT, AND IT HITS THE GUT OF SCOTT DIAMOND WITH UNBEARABLE POWER! SCOTT DIAMOND IS COUGHING AND HOLDING HIS GUT AS JAYWALKER PULLS HIM IN… AND HE LIFTS HIM UP, AND HITS ANOTHER 2ND SACRIFICE ON THE ELITE CHAMPION! JAYWALKER DROPS TO THE MAT AND HOOKS HIS LEG!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Ring Announcer: Scott Diamond has been eliminated.

( Ding Ding Ding )

( Play for Keeps plays as Jaywalker lays back in the corner smiling, and the title is laid on his lap )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND NEW, EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, JAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWALLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKERRR

HYC: OH MY LORD! JAYWALKER HAS DONE IT! HE HAS WON THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. His weeks and weeks of winning and going undefeated led up to this day, and he sealed the deal, won the title for himself, his streak, and E.G.O.

ETR: Not only that, but this match was uncontrollably a great one. We saw lots of great action and, believe it or not, a real toll on the extremists… But they all fought for one thing, that title, and Jaywalker has proven he deserved it the most…

HYC: And don’t forget Jaywalker started this match, and he lasted to the very end until he won. He is what those children on Turbo should look up to, and pray to be… Jaywalker is a warrior, and a well deserving champion well enough. The reign of Demon is over… and Jaywalkers is beginning.

( The smiling face of Jaywalker fades away )

( Camera pans backstage to Max.A.Million in the interview area )

Max: Ladies and gentlemen, it is an absolute pleasure to be here tonight on EAWs fifth anniversary, I remember the very first night like it was just yesterday and right now I am standing with a man who has been a VITAL part of EAW history, the one, the only …Y—

( Y2Impact steps into the scene )

Impact: They know who I am, everybody is anybody knows who Y2Impact is so there is no need to announce it, just embrace the moment of being in such greatnesses presence. And you are right, I have been vital to EAWs history, I won the National Extreme championship on my very first night here and raised the prestige of that championship by tenfold with StarrStan. I raised the absolute standard for every rookie in EAW when I became the FIRST and the fastest triple crown champion in the history of EAW when I ended Jaywalkers six month reign as world champion after being in two previous matches.

Impact: I am the gold standard for EAW, I should everybody in EAW how to handle themselves as a World Champion when I won The Extremist of the year for 2010. I made history by being the very first Answers World Champion and I’m going to make history all over again by ending 2012 as a two-time Answers World Champion. I haven’t just been vital to the history of EAW, I am THE history of EAW. I am everything this company represents and I always have been.

Impact: In 2012, a lot of people think Y2Impact just can’t get the job done when it counts, when the title is on the line. I might have failed against Kawajai at Grand Rampage and Defiance but that is ENTIRELY irrelevant because ever since coming to Dynasty, I have been stronger, I have been even more smarter and even more wiser. I was the FIRST man to defeat POP when he was champion, I defeated The Heart Break Boy and put his money where his mouth was.

Impact: I WILL win tonight, I put myself into the circle of GOATs when I defeated HBB and tonight I will cement myself as the Greatest of all time, better than Mak, better than DDD, better than Banks, better than Jaywalker, better than HRDO and ESPECIALLY better than HBB (ill) …

Impact: I win forever.

( Y2Impact walks off as the camera pans to the ring )

( MosesX/Troy Conway feud plays on the screen )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

( I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace plays as MosesX steps out )

Ring Announcer: First the challenger, from Washington DC …..MOSSSSSSSSSSSSSESSSSSSSSSSSSSX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( The Dream is Over by Story of the Year plays as Troy Conway walks out )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, the champion and representing Project Edging God Out ….TROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CONNNNNNNWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: Both Moses and Troy circle each other, Troy swings for a roundhouse kick into Moses’s leg but Moses grabs the leg and pulls Troy in, applying a side headlock as he is already to wear down the champion but Troy pushes Moses into the ropes to break the hold and Moses comes running back but Troy leaps and CATCHES MOSES WITH A HURRICARANA!! …Moses tries to get back to his feet but Troy connects with a missile dropkick to the face and Moses goes stumbling through the middle rope and down onto the floor …

Masters: Moses trying to get up, he’s trying to rethink a strategy for this match as he gets to his feet but Troy with a baseball slide dropkick that connects directly into the chest of Moses which causes him to slam into the barricade! Troy now taunts the crowd as Moses is clutching his back but Troy charges off the ropes and LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! …ROLLING THUNDER OVER THE TOP ROPE!! BUT NO!! MOSES CAUGHT TROY IN HIS ARMS, HOW DID HE DO THAT—AND MOSES CONNECTS WITH A POWERBOMB ONTO THE RING APRON!! TROY GOES SPINE FIRST INTO THE RING APRON!! Troy is lying on the ring apron in utter pain as Moses, despite being dominated early on, has a smirk on his face now …

Stew: Moses now grabs Troy and lifts Troy up in the air, in an almost bear-hug like position and SPINEBUSTERS TROY INTO THE RING APRON!! AND AGAIN BY MOSES!! AND AGAIN!! MOSES NOW SWINGS AND SPINEBUSTERS TROY INTO THE STEEL RAILING!! TROYS BACK HAS GOT TO BE IN MASSIVE PAIN RIGHT NOW!! …And Moses now looks underneath the ring, what weapon of mass destruction can he find? And he pulls out a barbed wire kendo stick as Troy is barely even standing as MOSES SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE KENDO STICK INTO THE SPINE OF TROY!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN, LIKE A RAGDOLL AS TROY IS YELLING IN PAIN!! His spine has gotten worse as Moses is taunting the crowd as Troy is on all fours and MOSES WITH ONE LAST SWING HITS IT RIGHT ACROSS THE SPINE OF TROY AS IT BREAKS IN HALF!!

Masters: Moses now rolls Troy into the ring, Troy is on all fours as Moses smirks and admires his work and Moses now enters the ring and looks to grab Troy but Troy with a legsweep outta nowhere! Desperation move by Troy but effective as Moses instantly back up and not happy as he looks to grab Tr—and a second leg-sweep by Troy! Troy can’t stand but he can still use his legs to some degree as Moses gets up and grabs Mo—SMALL PACKAGE BY TROY!! TROY WITH THE ROLL-UP ON MOSES!!!

ONE!!! …TWO!!!…

Stew: BUT TROYS BACK GIVES WAY AND HE HAS TO RELEASE THE PIN!! ..so close for Troy as Moses gets to his feet and Troy is trying to just get on one knee but Moses hits off the ropes and CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE INTO THE SPINE OF TROY!! Troy back down again and Moses stomps away on Troys spine and Moses now lifts Troy up and Irish-whips him hard into the turnbuckle as Moses crashes spine first and Moses now charges with a RUNNING TURNBUCKLE CLOTHESLINE!! AND THAT SQUASHES TROYS SPINE INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! Moses now places Troy in beneath his legs and taunts the crowd, doing the cut-throat taunt as he lifts Troy up for the TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB!! BUT TROY DROPS TO HIS FEET BEHIND MOSES AND HITS A BACK HEEL KICK INTO THE JAW OF MOSES WHO WAS TURNING!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!

Masters: This is a huge opening for Troy to capitalize on, this is his advantage now! Troy is pushing himself up onto his hands and knees, trying to find ANY way back into this match but Moses is using the ropes to get up as Troy is struggling but somehow manages to find his feet, Troy is up! Moses is up now and charges at Troy who ducks him and TROY WITH A PELE KICK!! PELE KICK OUTTA NOWHERE INTO MOSES AND BOTH MEN GO BACK DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!OH MY GOD!!! THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN IT AS TROY IS INCHING HIS WAY TOWARDS MOSES, ANYTHING WILL DO IT, AN ARM, A FINIGER EVEN!! AND TROY DRAPES AN ARM OVER MOSES!!!

ONE!!!! …….TWO!!!!! ……..NO!!!! MOSES GOT A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!

Stew: Wow! Fantastic ring awareness by MosesX as Troy is wincing in pain, he wants this to be over! Troy grabs those ropes and lifts himself up slowly, Troy is using those ropes to support himself up as Moses is slightly getting to his feet as he gets up and Troy grabs him for the SWAN SONG!! RKO ON MOSES!!! BUT MOSES SHOVES TROY INTO THE ROPES AND DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE SPINE OF TROY!! AND MOSES NOW WITH THE BURNING ARROW!!! ROLLING ELBOW!!!! COVER BY MOSES!!!!

ONE!!!! ………TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………THREEEEEEEE!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner …..AND THE NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION …..MOSEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: AND WE HAVE A NEW CHAMP!! Moses X defeats Troy Conway to become a two time National Extreme Champion, congratulations to him!

Masters: And you know that when Troy Conway comes to, he’s going to be absolutely livid considering he was basically forced to defend his championship by The Heart Break Boy!

( Camera pans backstage to Ashten Cross in his office as Eve walks into the room )

Eve: Something wrong?

Ashten: No, its better actually.

Eve: What is?

Ashten: Oh well you see, in just a short bit I am going to bring back justice to EAW, after Colin Kaline is done pretending to be a champion, I can finally be champion and EAW will have a proper champion. EAW will have a champion who cares about the title, somebody who won’t just lose ‘interest’ when he wins the big one, I am the SAVIOR to that title.

Ashten: Just like I saved EAW from the horrible management of WWEFan and Mr.DEDEDE, I’m a good chairman, I’m a FAIR chairman, I give people chances, I gave five men the chance to show why they should be champion even though it’s obvious that they will never be as good as me, even if they tried.

Ashten: We don’t need guys like Colin Kaline as champion, doing absolutely nothing with the title, that’s not who should be representing the company.. I am going to save it Eve, save it from mediocre champions who end up doing NOTHING with the championship and only end it disgracing and downgrading it. I will be walking out champion, one way or another

(Video package plays, highlighting the feud between Robbie V and Diamond Cage beginning at House of Glass when Robbie V made his shocking return, attacking Dark Demon and successfully being placed into the triple threat World Heavyweight Championship match at Justified Reckoning to the surprise of Cage. Robbie continued to bring more bad blood into the feud by repeatedly attacking Diamond Cage up until their simultaneous loss at Justified Reckoning in a brutal contest. The rivalry continued even further as Robbie V challenged Diamond Cage to a match at Road To Redemption, to which Diamond Cage was hesitant to answer until the final Showdown before the event. Robbie V, however, took away the previous challenge and instead thought up a new one, a Hardcore Ironman match. Diamond Cage agreed as both men stared down for one final time)

(Camera cuts back to the arena as the crowd gets to their feet in excitement)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a HARDCORE IRONMAN MATCH!!…. The rules are as follows…. There will be a Fifteen-Minute Time Limit in which both opponents will gain points by inflicting damage upon each other in certain ways and with ONLY strategically-placed weapons!…. A chair shot is worth ONE point!…. Sending your opponent through a table is worth FIVE points!…. And connecting with a maneuver onto your opponent using a foreign object is worth TEN points!…. The man who can gain the most points by the end of the time limit will be declared the WINNER!!….

(“Sober” by TOOL plays all throughout the arena as Diamond Cage makes his way out to the stage in black and red tights with a look of determination upon his face)

Announcer: First, making his way to the ring!…. From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada!…. Weighing in at 225 pounds!…. DIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAMMMMOOOONNNNDDDDD CAGE!!!….

ETR: I don’t think we even really need to waste time wondering if this contest is going to be about wrestling, because it’s pretty damn clear right from the get-go that it will most certainly NOT be! This is going to be a fight, this is going to be a brawl, and this is going to be a war in every sense of the words, because we know what both of these men are capable of and we know just what they’re willing to do in order to walk out of this contest victorious tonight!

(“Libera Me From Hell” by Taku Iwasaki plays all throughout the arena as a smirking Robbie V casually makes his way out to the stage, sporting a black and white-designed motorcycle jacket with his yin-yang Dragon logo on the back, as well as black and white trunks and kick-pads)

Announcer: And now making his way to the ring….

HYC: Wait—Hold on a second! Diamond Cage isn’t waiting even a second longer than he already has! He’s exited the ring and he’s quickly making a bee-line headed straight for Robbie V!! And there they clash upon the ramp as both men waste absolutely no time going at it as hands are sent flying all over the place!! Both of these men know that this contest is nothing more than for bragging rights or maybe less than that, but they could honestly care less right now as they’re going at it like two wild beasts that want nothing more than to kill one another! Cage grabs a hold of Robbie from behind! CAGE SENDS ROBBIE INTO THE STEEL BARRICADE NEXT TO THE RAMP!! This is certainly NOT going to be a contest for the faint of heart as Cage looks to follow up his attack by sending several powerful knees into the downed Robbie V!

ETR: The Referee has exited the ring now, yelling at Diamond Cage to get back into the ring so that they may officially start this contest, but I don’t know if you’re gonna manage to get absolutely ANY cooperation out of this man right now, he looks like he’s possessed! Diamond Cage reluctantly grabs a hold of the downed Robbie V as the Official continues to plead with him to bring him into the ring to get this contest started… Cage sends the damaged Robbie rolling into the ring and quickly follows suit! There’s the bell!

(DING! DING! DING!)

14:59…

HYC: And so now we can finally get this contest legally underway as Cage stalks a damaged Robbie V like an animal about to leap upon its prey, looking for an opportunity to strike—CAGE CHARGES! Cage connects with a vicious forearm to the back of the skull of Robbie V, taking Robbie down as he falls into the nearest corner of the ring! Cage looks down at his opponent, but his mind seems to be temporarily elsewhere as he.. Cage drops down and seems to have something in mind as he exits the ring, immediately lifting up the nearest apron… CAGE PULLS OUT A TABLE! We’re not even barely through this contest and we’re already seeing the first table here as Cage wastes absolutely NO time setting it up here on the outside!… Cage seems to have it ready, but he doesn’t seem to be stopping there! Cage immediately searches under the ring once more… He pulls out a SECOND table! This isn’t going to end well at all for someone in this contest, I can feel it.. But it seems as though Robbie is slowly making it back to his feet in the ring, Cage seems to notice!

13:46….

ETR: Cage slides both himself and the table back into the ring as the damaged Robbie V finally makes it back to his feet! Robbie turns around—CAGE WITH THAT TABLE INTO THE GUT OF ROBBIE! Just like that, Robbie is once again rendered defenseless in this contest as he doubles over in pain from that table shot as Diamond Cage looks down at his opponent, possibly contemplating his next move.. It looks like he’s going with placing that table in the nearest corner of the ring and.. Cage once again exits the ring, he seems to have something quite torturous in mind, judging from the look on his sadistic face! Cage seems to be yelling at the now scared time keeper as he stands up, asking Cage to not hurt him! CAGE TAKES THE TIME KEEPER DOWN WITH A RIGHT HAND! Our time keeper might be rendered unconscious right now as Cage looks to continue his attack, picking up that steel chair and making his way back to the ring… Robbie is once again climbing back up as Cage slides in, quickly getting back to his feet! Robbie’s up! Cage lifts up the chair!!

12:00….

HYC: ROBBIE V WITH A LEG LARIAT OUT OF NOWHERE!! Diamond Cage is down… But—Hold on.. What’s going on? Diamond Cage seems to be rolling on the canvas in pain.. I… I think I can see blood dripping from the side of Diamond Cage’s face!! What the hell just happened?! Wait! LOOK! ROBBIE—HE’S GOT BARBWIRE WRAPPED AROUND HIS LEFT KICK-PAD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM?! I THOUGHT THAT WAS PART OF HIS KICK-PAD DESIGN FOR CHRISTSAKES!! Just like that, Diamond Cage has been rendered completely defenseless, courtesy of Robbie V’s elaborate weapon as you can ACTUALLY see some hint of panic in the face of the now bloody Diamond Cage as he scrambles to get to his feet.. But Cage is losing blood fast, stumbling backwards, into the nearest corner! Robbie slowly rises fully back to his feet, with that same smirk upon his face that we saw earlier and I think we can now see why! Look at this! Cage’s face is turning bright red with anger! CAGE CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR ROBBIE!!

10: 57….

ETR: ROBBIE V STOPS CAGE DEAD IN HIS TRACKS WITH A LEFT KICK RIGHT INTO THE STERNUM!! Just like that, the diabolic and violent animal that is Diamond Cage has once again easily been rendered defenseless, falling to his knees before a now serious-looking Robbie V as you can see blood begin to slowly drip from the places that barbwire-wrapped left kick-pad has struck in such a short time! Robbie is showing his sadistic side here in this contest and it’s certainly paying off for him as Diamond Cage looks as though he’s in too much pain to do much of anything else right now! ROBBIE WITH A LEFT KICK TO THE CHEST OF DIAMOND CAGE! ANOTHER LEFT KICK TO THE CHEST OF CAGE! A THIRD LEFT KICK CONNECTS TO THE CHEST OF CAGE—MY GOD!! DIAMOND CAGE IS BLEEDING LIKE A STUFFED PIG RIGHT NOW!! Robbie signals the final blow as these fans, despite their cringing and awe-struck wonderment expressions as they look on, rise to their feet, louder than I’ve ever heard them as Robbie readies himself—This could be DISTURBING!! ROBBIE SWINGS HIS LEFT LEG! CAGE ATTEMPTS TO BLOCK IT! ROBBIE INSTEAD NAILS CAGE WITH A KICK ACROSS THE SKULL WITH HIS RIGHT LEG!!

9:13….

HYC: My GOD—WHAT A KICK!! I never thought I’d see the day, but Diamond Cage might very well be completely out COLD after that vicious right kick that came right out of left field! Robbie V kicks the downed Diamond Cage over, onto his back and once again signals that he’s looking for something big! Now as a side note, we’ve been informed that the shots Robbie V used with his barbwire-wrapped kick-pad does NOT earn him any points in this contest as you must use STRATEGICALLY-placed weapons in order to gain points and that barbwire was NOT strategically placed, so it would seem this contest is still zero to zero when it comes to points! Robbie seems to be once again smirking as he looks down at the defenseless Diamond Cage, picking up that steel chair from earlier and placing it upon the chest of Cage! Robbie makes his way over to the nearest corner and LEAPS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! WE KNOW WHAT HE’S LOOKING FOR—THIS IS GONNA BE BIG!! Hold on! Look at this! Look at the sheer RESILIENCE of the young Diamond Cage as he pushes the chair off of him and makes an honest attempt to get up as Robbie looks on in amusement… Cage has that chair in hand as he rises to his feet… CAGE STUMBLES INTO THE TOP ROPE!!

7:20….

ETR: Robbie didn’t seem to anticipate that as he falls down, groin-first upon the top turnbuckle as Cage may have just unintentionally caused his opponent to lose his balance! Cage may be bleeding like a stuffed pig right now, but he’s got that chair in hand and he knows how to use it! CAGE SWINGS!! THE CHAIR CONNECTS WITH THE SKULL OF ROBBIE—ROBBIE FALLS OFF—INTO THE PREVIOUSLY SET-UP TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!! THAT’S SIX POINTS FOR CAGE!! I don’t think ANYONE was expecting Cage to somehow take the lead just like that after taking such a brutal beating from his opponent only moments ago! You can definitely tell Cage is feeling those affects too as he drops down to one knee, cringing in pain from the vicious barbwire-covered kicks! Robbie is looking quite damaged as well after taking a chair shot to the skull and going through a table on the outside, but he’s slowly rising back to his feet… Robbie manages to push himself to roll back into the ring as Cage rises back to his feet, dropping the chair.. Cage immediately goes for that table he set up earlier as he now places it atop the top turnbuckle in that same corner!

5:58….

HYC: ROBBIE CHARGES! Cage manages to stop Robbie dead in his tracks with a vicious elbow out of nowhere! Cage is looking to gain some more points as he rolls the damaged Robbie up, atop that table and climbs on himself! Both men are now in danger of being seriously injured as they both rise up… And both begin going at it again, just as they did before this contest even began! Lefts and rights are going about all over the place! Closed-fist shots are going all over the bodies of both competitors! ROBBIE SWINGS WITH THAT LEFT LEG!! But Cage manages to stop him with a knee to the gut first! CAGE PULLS ROBBIE IN!! DON’T DO IT!! LOOK OUT!! DIAMOND CAGE WITH A HIGH-SPEED RELEASE POWERBOMB THROUGH THAT TABLE FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! ROBBIE V MIGHT VERY WELL BE DEAD!! That’s FIFTEEN more points for Diamond Cage too! Cage has a HUGE lead over his opponent with TWENTY-ONE points!! Diamond Cage immediately rolls in pain on the canvas once again, his injuries are obviously nagging him… Cage is still looking to keep the ball rolling as he rises back up…

3:45….

ETR: But look at this! Robbie V—HE’S ACTUALLY ATTEMPTING TO GET UP! The sheer thought of recuperating is thrown aside in this contest as both men know this is also a race against the clock! BOTH MEN ARE UP! DIAMOND CHARGES!! ROBBIE SWINGS WITH A LEFT KICK! NO—IT’S CAUGHT!! Both men stare down! ROBBIE IMMEDIATELY SPITS IN THE FACE OF CAGE!! CAGE REPLIES BY DROPPING ROBBIE FLAT ON HIS BACK AND LOOKS FOR SOMETHING… FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!!! CAGE WITH THE FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK AS ROBBIE CRINGES AND WRITHES IN PAIN!! ROBBIE IS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, ANYTHING!! ROBBIE IS REACHING ALL AROUND TO ESCAPE! HE’S GOT SOMETHING! ROBBIE CRACKS THAT CHAIR FROM EARLIER ACROSS THE SKULL OF CAGE!!! Just like that, the hold has been broken!! Robbie is certainly damaged and possibly injured, but he uses the ropes to rise back to his feet as Cage does the same… ROBBIE WITH ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT ACROSS THE SKULL OF CAGE! CAGE FALLS TO HIS KNEES! ROBBIE WITH A THIRD CHAIR SHOT! A FOURTH! A FIFTH! A SIXTH!! ROBBIE IS UNLOADING ONTO CAGE! EIGHT!! NINTH!!! A TENTH AND FINAL SHOT CONNECTS AS THE CHAIR BREAKS!!!!

2:00….

HYC: JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY WHAT A SERIES OF SHOTS—THAT’S TEN POINTS FOR ROBBIE V!! Diamond Cage is a BLOODY, BLOODY mess as he drops down to the canvas, possibly dead as a doornail!! Robbie doesn’t even seem to give a damn right now, he pushes the Referee out of his way and kicks Cage’s rag doll-like body out of the ring! Robbie knows he’s in a race against the clock more than ever as he exits the ring and almost immediately rips away the cover of the Spanish announce table at ringside!! Diamond Cage, by some act of God, STILL isn’t out yet! Cage is slowly climbing up, using the apron… Robbie grabs a hold of a damaged Cage! CAGE SWINGS! ROBBIE LAYS INTO CAGE WITH SEVERAL FOREARMS, UNTIL HE’S LAID OUT ONTO THE SPANISH TABLE!! Robbie’s looking for something big! Robbie looks to the fans as they rise to their feet once again! Robbie lifts up the apron, searching…. MY GOD—ROBBIE WITH A LADDER!! Robbie is going to Hell, but not alone! Robbie slides the Ladder into the ring and quickly sets it up! ROBBIE BEGINS CLIMBING UP, THIS ISN’T GONNA BE GOOD!! But look! Cage rolls off the table!!

1:10….

ETR: This is terrible! Robbie was only half-way up and Cage has somehow rolled off the table! Cage isn’t finished yet! He slowly rises back to his feet here on the outside, using the Spanish table to help him as Robbie contemplates what to do… Robbie quickly climbs down.. ROBBIE’S PICKING UP THE LADDER! WHAT’S HE DOING?! ROBBIE TURNS AROUND WITH THAT LADDER ABOVE HIS HEAD! CAGE LOOKS UP!! ROBBIE THROWS THE LADDER STRAIGHT INTO DIAMOND CAGE FROM THE RING—CAGE GOES THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! MY GOD!! But look at this! ROBBIE ISN’T FINISHED YET! CAGE IS LAID OUT IN THE RUBBLE OF THAT TABLE, BUT ROBBIE AIN’T DONE YET! ROBBIE QUICKLY RUSHES UP TO THE NEAREST CORNER OF THE RING!! HE’S GONNA KILL HIMSELF!! THAT LADDER IS STILL ON TOP OF CAGE—I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE’S—FIVE-STAR FROGSPLASH!!!! ROBBIE V WITH A FIVE-STAR FROGSPLASH ONTO THE LADDER AND CAGE!!!

00:23….

HYC: Look at this! Look at what both of these men have done to each other in only fifteen minutes—My GOD!! They’re broken beyond repair, but they’re STILL moving!! Both men are clenching their guts and ribs after that Frogsplash, but they’re still moving!! Cage is coughing furiously as he crawls towards the ring with Robbie following… I can’t tell if Cage is coughing up blood or if it’s from his tongue or lip or anything else, but these two men are hurt and they’re hurt BAD! Cage is looking for something…. Both men slowly rise up… Robbie grabs a hold of Cage! CAGE WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE GUT OF ROBBIE!! Robbie drops to his knees in pain as Cage pulled that chair from under the ring just in time! Robbie seems to have lost his sanity as he eggs Cage on to finish him! CAGE SWINGS!!!

BUZZ!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

ETR: There’s the buzzer to end this vicious contest! Diamond Cage looks to be caught off-guard by that as a cold smile slowly forms across the face of Robbie V!

Announcer: The Fifteen-Minute Time Limit has expired…. The Winner of this contest with Twenty-Five Points….. ROB! BIE!! V!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HYC: Wow! I forgot to keep track of the points, but it would seem as though Robbie managed to pull this win out of completely nowhere as Diamond Cage looks STUNNED, still holding that chair up! ROBBIE GETS TO HIS FEET—ROBBIE CONNECTS WITH THE DELETE INTO THAT CHAIR AND INTO THE FACE OF DIAMOND CAGE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! Cage drops down to the mat in a huge amount of pain as Robbie V looks to be in no better shape at all, but he’s still the victor of this contest after a brutal, devastating, and HELLACIOUS contest between two men that laid it all on the line here tonight at Road To Redemption!

(“Libera Me From Hell” by Toku Iwasaki plays all throughout the arena as Robbie V’s hand is held up in victory by the Referee)

ETR: These fans are on their feet, clapping for both competitors here tonight as they have witnessed quite an intense match between these men and they absolutely deserve it, congratulations to Robbie V on his victory, but congratulations to both men on the classic Hardcore brawl they just delivered tonight at Road To Redemption Six!…

( King of Extreme teaser plays )

( Camera pans to the titantron )

( I shoot the lights out.. )

( Hide till’ it’s bright out.. )

( Ohh just another lonely night.. )

( Are you willing to sacrifice your life?? )

( The instrumental to ‘Monster’ pans to the background slowly before silencing; the camera now transitions to a hallway with black floors and red walls holding framed photos of many moments in EAW 2012. )

( The camera begins travelling slowly down the hallway, looking at the pictures on the wall. Framed displays of Dark Demon winning his WHC, POP’s victory at PFP, Banks being superkicked by HBB, Robbie V’s return, Chris Hessian winning the Rampage, Eddie Mack celebrating with his CITV and etc.. are all noticed )

( The end of the hallway is met, the camera approaches the entrance of the backstage tunnel leading out to the arena. The curtains open, revealing a bright light at the end of the tunnel. )

( A dark figure steps infront of the tunnel with it’s back to the camera. It is the Monster. It walks into the tunnel and stops infront of the light before glaring back at the camera. There is no use identifying him, his appearance is like a shadow. )

( The light infront of the Monster become red as he turns around and enters the light thus disappearing. )

( The camera fades to a dark screen captioned “6 Days” .. scene. )

( “Road to Destruction” by EndeverafteR begins to play as a video package highlighting the build-up to the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match begins to show. The package shows Colin Kaline winning the Answers World Championship at House of Glass, Ashten Cross announcing himself as the chairman of EAW, and the Last Man Standing match between Y2Impact and The Heart Break Boy )

( Camera fades into the ring as the Answers World Championship graphic flashes across the screen )

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: The following contest… IS FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!… And it will be contested inside THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!! The rules of the match are as follows, two competitors will start off the match, the other four men will be locked inside individual chambers. Every five minutes a chamber will open allowing a new participant to enter the match, this will continue until all six extremists have entered the match. An elimination occurs by pinfall or submission only, and the last extremist standing will be declared the winner and champion!

( ‘The Virus’ by Story of the Year hits as Colin Kaline makes his way to the ring with a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat and the Answers World Championship around the other arm )

Ring Announcer: First, from Bridgeport, Connecticut… weighing in at 215 pounds… HE IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!… COLLLINNNNN KAAAAALLLINNNEEEEE!!

Stew: Well, here’s Colin’s chance right here and now. He’s claimed that people don’t take him as a credible World Champion, but if he can come out victorious and retain his championship inside this demonic structure, people will have no choice but to show him the respect he thinks he deserves.

( ‘O Fortuna’ by Therion hits as The Prince of Phenomenal makes his way to the ring with a Steel covered Bible, a big red ‘X’ is marked across the front cover )

Ring Announcer: From Miami, Florida… weighing in at 224 pounds… REPRESENTING PROJECT E.G.O.!!… THEEEEE PRINNCCEEEEE OFFFF PHHHEEEENOOMMMEENNNALLL!!

Masters: A former Answers World Champion in his own right, in fact each of these six men at one point or another in their careers have been World Champion. POP enters this match knowing what’s at stake here, and if there’s anyone that can manipulate the chamber to make it their ally, it’s this man right here.

( The lights dim and ‘Seven Nation Army’ by the White Stripes hits as Ashten Cross makes his way to the ring with a guitar filled with thumbtacks and and broken glass. “DDD” is written across the back of the guitar but it’s crossed out and “Ashten Cross” has been written on the side )

Ring Announcer: From Charlotte, North Carolina… weighing in at 240 pounds… HE IS THE CHAIRMAN OF EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING!!… ASHTEEENNNN CRRROOOOSSSSS!!

Stew: And take a look at this! The CURRENT Chairman of EAW is mocking the FORMER Chairman Mr. DEDEDE by using his signature “Equalizer” as a weapon! That’s just despicable… I can’t even begin to imagine if Ashten Cross won the Answers World Champion… imagine him being the chairman and the champion at the same time!

( A chained lion is seen being brought out to the ring by lion keepers as ‘Diamonds From Sierra Leone’ by Kanye West and Jay Z hits and The Heart Break Boy makes his way to the ring with a paintball gun in his hand )

Ring Announcer: From Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 220 pounds… REPRESENTING PROJECT E.G.O.!!… THEEEEEE HEEEARRRTTTT BRREEEEAAAKKK BOOOOYYY!!

Masters: Talk about your intimidation factors! The Heart Break Boy using a lion, the symbol of Project E.G.O. in his entrance tonight. And Stew, I’ve said it in the past and I’ve said it again, if I were to put my money on anyone in this match, I’d put it on the Heart Break Boy.

( ‘The Antidote’ by Story of the Year hits as Hurricane Hawk sprints down the ramp. The camera zoom in on Hurricane Hawk’s hands and shows extra layers of tape with a barbed wire wrapped chain around each hand )

Ring Announcer: From Jacksonville, Florida… weighing in at 235 pounds… HURRRRIIIICANNNNEEEEE HAWWWWKKKK!!

Stew: Certainly a unique weapon choice by Hurricane Hawk here tonight, one of the men inducted last night into the Hall of Fame… and remember what we said on Dynasty, with his heart, and with his ‘HawkNation’ edging him on, it might just lead him all the way to the Answers World Championship. But with all the pods now being filled up, Hurricane Hawk is one of the two men that is going to have to start out the match, and that certainly doesn’t add to his chances of winning.

( A countdown clock appears on the screen )

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( ‘Twisted Transistor’ by Korn hits as Y2Impact makes his way to the ring with a barbed wire wrapped chair )

Ring Announcer: And from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 226 pounds… Y2IMMMMPPPPPACCCCTTTTT!!

Masters: And here comes Impact who had to fight like hell just to get a spot in the chamber… and remember for the most part the entrants are random, but Y2Impact had to agree to be the first man in the match to get a spot in the Chamber, and we know that Ashten Cross will enter last…

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: And here we go! The main event of Road to Redemption 6, the 5th Anniversary of EAW is underway! Y2Impact grips his weapon tightly as he moves to the center of the ring… Hawk begins to dance around perhaps sensing that Impact wants to start this match off with a bang… IMAPCT SWIPES AT HAWK WITH THE STEEL CHAIR BUT HAWK DROPS HIS HEAD AND AVOIDS THE CHAIR SHOT, AND NOW HE GOES ON THE ATTACK SWATTING IMPACT IN THE CHEEK WITH A BACKHAND AND IT PUSHES HIM INTO THE CORNER!! Remember, with the barbed wire wrapped chains around Hawk’s hand, it makes each strike hurt at least two times more than it normally would!

Masters: And now Hawk leaps on Impact in the corner and starts throwing anything he can at him, stiff right hands with the chains… knees to the stomach any exposed body part of Impact is being targeted here by Hawk!! Hawk grabs the right forearm of Impact and whips him into the opposite corner… HE NOW COMES CHARGING DIRECTLY AT IMPACT WHO GETS HIS KNEES UP AND SENDS THEM INTO THE JAW OF HAWK… IMPACT NOW LEAPS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE, HE DIVES OFF AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING BACK ELBOW!! TAKING HAWK DOWN… AND NOW LOOK AT IMPACT!!

Stew: Impact is trying to remove the chains from around Hawk’s hands here! But he’s gotta be careful, he doesn’t want to get stuck with that barbed wire… AND IMPACT IS ABLE TO GET IT OFF OF HIS RIGHT HAND!! And now Impact trying to get it off the left hand but Hawk swings around his right hand and catches Impact in the shoulder which causes him to lose his grip and Hawk makes it back to his feet… the chain is still on his left hand but it’s been taken off of his dominant hand! BRILLIANT move by Y2Impact here!

Masters: This now makes Impact’s approach towards Hawk a bit much easier… Impact and Hawk go to lock up… BUT HAWK QUICKLY BREAKS IT AS HE SENDS A KICK INTO THE MID-SECTION OF IMPACT… AND NOW HE HOOKS HIM, FISHERMAN SUPLEX!! Impact makes it back to his feet… AND HAWK COMES CHARGING, BUT IMPACT FLIPS HIM OVER HIS BACK AND HAWK TAKES A SPILL ONTO THE STEEL GRATE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! Hawk makes it to his feet, wincing as he grabs his lower back, Impact heads out onto the steel grate… TAKES HAWK’S HEAD AND HE SMASHES IT AGAINST THE HEART BREAK BOY’S POD!! It doesn’t break but it’s more than enough to make Hawk stumble…

Stew: AND NOW IMPACT TAKES HAWK DOWN AND HE TRIES TO TURN HIM OVER, LOOKING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT!! AND FOLKS, PINFALLS AND SUBMISSIONS DO COUNT OUTSIDE OF THE RING ON THE STEEL GRATE FLOOR!! IMPACT STILL TRYING TO TURN IMPACT OVER BUT HAWK USING HIS LOWER BODY POWER TO PUSH IMPACT OFF OF HIM AND NOW HE QUICKLY MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET BEFORE IMPACT COULD ATTEMPT IT AGAIN!! Impact goes to grab Hawk but his plan gets thwarted as Hawk kicks him in the gut… Hawk now grabs the back of Impact’s head and tosses him back into the ring….

Masters: Hawk now begins to climb up to the top rope… he leans back against HBB’s pod… AND NOW HE LEAPS OFF… LEGDROP BULLDOG PUTTING IMPACT’S SKULL RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!! HAWK NOW INTO THE PIN, HE COULD HAVE HIM HERE!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO IMPACT KICKS OUT!!

Stew: Hawk gets Impact to his feet… AND HE TRIES A LEFT HAND SHOT WITH THAT CHAIN AROUND HIS FIST, BUT IMPACT TRIPS HIM UP… AND LOOK AT IMPACT, HE’S TRYING TO REMOVE THE BARBED WIRE CHAIN FROM HAWK’S LEFT HAND, AND THIS TIME HE’S NOT EVEN TRYING TO DO IT EASILY, HE’S DIGGING HIS HANDS INTO HAWK’S PALM… AND HE RIPS IT OFF!! HAWK IS WEAPONLESS NOW!! And with that, the third man is about to enter the match!

[10…..9…..8…..7…..6….5…..4…..3…..2…..1…..*BUZZ*]

( Colin Kaline’s pod opens )

Masters: OH MAN!! HERE COMES THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! HE DARTS OUT OF HIS CHAMBER AND HE ENTERS THE RING WITH HIS BARBED WIRE BAT IN HAND!! HE TAKES A SWING AT IMPACT, HE DUCKS!!… BUT OH MY LORD, COLIN CONNECTS WITH HAWK AS HE WAS MAKING IT BACK TO HIS FEET!! Hawk falls right back to the canvas, clutching his ribs, a bit of blood beginning to trickle down due to the barbed wire… And now Colin turns around… BUT HE GETS LEVELED WITH IMPACT’S STEEL CHAIR!! A HUMONGOUS CHAIR SHOT BY IMPACT, AND LOOK!! WHEN COLIN FELL, THE CHAIR FELL WITH HIM, THAT BARBED WIRE IS STUCK TO HIS FOREHEAD!!

Stew: Impact now runs and springboards off the second rope… LIONSAULT!! BUT NOT YOUR TYPICAL LIONSAULT!! A LIONSAULT TO COLIN’S HEAD WHO HAD THE STEEL CHAIR STUCK INTO IT!! WHAT A MOVE BY IMPACT, BUT HE CAUGHT SOME OF THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR AS WELL AND HE CLUTCHES HIS MID-SECTION… BUT NO DOUBT MORE DAMAGE DONE TO THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION HERE!! HE’S YET TO MOVE , AND THE CHAIR IS STILL ATTATCHED TO HIS FACE!! All three men are down here, and this is what is expected in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, the match is brutal! Plain and simple!

Masters: Both Impact and Hawk are starting to make it back to their feet… Colin still down, but showing some life as he begins to move his extremities around and remove the chair from his fae … Impact gets behind Colin who makes it to his knees, donning a bloody mask… Impact really taunting the Answers World Champion… COLIN MAKES IT TO HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND, IMPACT WITH THE CODEBREAKER!! CODEBREAKER BY IMPACT!! BUT COLIN DOESN’T GO DOWN!! INSTEAD HE STUMBLES RIGHT INTO THE ASSASSINATION!! IT CONNECTS!! HAWK NOW QUICKLY SLIDES INTO THE COVER HOOKING BOTH LEGS OF COLIN KALINE!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!! OH MY GOD!!

Ring Announcer: Colin Kaline has been eliminated!

Stew: AND THAT MEANS, JUST LIKE IN THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMBER, WE’RE GUARANTEED A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! THIS IS TRULY A NIGHT THAT WILL CHANGE EAW FOREVER!! Both Hawk and Impact now grin at what they’ve just done… but it doesn’t last long as Impact and Hawk begin to trade shots! Hawk obviously has the power advantage over probably anyone in the match! And because of that he’s able to back Impact up against the ropes… Hawk tries to land a hard right hand but Impact ducks under it and clubs Hawk across the back which causes him to fall into the middle rope!!

Masters: Impact now runs back and rebounds off of the adjacent ropes… AND HE THROWS HIS WHOLE BODY AT HAWK!! Hawk comes off the ropes, grabbing his stomach which continues to bleed and Impact rolls onto the grate due to the momentum he created with that maneuver. Impact pulls Hawk to his feet through the ropes… AND HE HOOKS HIM FOR A SUPLEX!! BUT NO!! HAWK LANDS BEHIND IMPACT AND NOW LIFTS HIM UP FOR A BACK SUPLEX, AND HAWK CONNECTS!! A BACK SUPLEX RIGHT ON THE STEEL!! AND IMPACT GRIMACES IN PAIN!! As Hawk makes it to his feet and stomps on the side of Impact!

Stew: As Impact rolls over to his stomach, you can see the actual imprint of the steel on the back of Impact, I don’t know how these guys can endure this punishment, and folks, I guarantee you… We’ve yet to see the worst! Impact rolls himself back into the ring a Hawk follows. Impact uses the middle turnbuckle to pull himself to his feet… BUT HERE COMES HAWK CHARGING!! HE UNLEASHES A CLOTHESLINE ON IMPACT THAT CONNECTS!! Impact struggles to remain on his feet as he comes out of the turnbuckle… AND NOW HE GETS PLANTED INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SPIKE DDT BY HAWK!! Hawk now picks up Colin’s weapon, the barbed wire baseball bat as the countdown clock appears on the screen.

[10…..9…..8…..7…..6…..5…..4…..3…..2…..1…..*BUZZ*]

( The Prince of Phenomenal’s pod opens )

Masters: And out comes POP! POP rushes out of his chamber and hops into the ring… trying to avoid Hawk who has that baseball bat in hand… POP grips his steel plated bible tighty… AND NOW HAWK SWINGS WITH THE BAT RIGHT AT POP’S HEAD!! BUT POP USES HIS SPEED TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY, HE LEAPS UP AND CATCHES HAWK WITH A HURRICANRANA TOSSING HIM HALF WAY ACROSS THE RING!! POP looks around, planning out his next move… He notices Impact making it back to his feet… BUT POP TAKES HIM RIGHT BACK OUT WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK TO THE HEAD OF IMPACT!! POP now grabs the bible again as Hawk stands himself up…

Stew: Hawk turns around… AND POP CRACKS HIM RIGHT IN THE SKULL WITH THAT BIBLE!! HAWK FALLS STRAIGHT DOWN, WHAT A HIT THAT WAS BY POP RIGHT THERE!! HURRICANE HAWK ROLLING AROUND ON THE CANVAS AS BLOOD BEGINS TO RUSH OUT OF HIS FOREHEAD!! POP has taken full con—WAIT LOOK OUT FROM BEHIND, IMPACT DRIVES POP DOWN HEAD FIRST WITH A ONE HANDED BULLDOG!! Impact now begins to grow a bit of a grin, Hawk has been taken out, POP’s down momentarily… He grabs the weapon… The barbed wire steel chair, drops of blood and bits of Colin’s flesh still attached to the wire!

Masters: Impact slams the chair against the canvas, gaining a far off look in his eyes… POP starts to make it back to his feet… IMPACT RAISES THE CHAIR HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD AND IT MEETS THE SKULL—NO DROPKICK!! POP PULLS OUT A DROPKICK AGAINST THE CHAIR AND IT FLEW BACK TO MEET THE FACE OF IMPACT!! IMPACT DROPS IN A HEAP AND POP LEAPS RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM LOOKING FOR THE PIN!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO IMPACT ROLLS THE SHOULDER UP!

Stew: Hawk has rolled himself over to the outside to buy himself some time, and POP heads out to meet him! He lands a right hand to the jaw of Hawk but he retaliates with one of his own, you DON’T want to throw shots with Hawk because you WILL get beat and that’s exactly what Hawk’s doing here, pounding into POP! HE THROWS A HARD RIGHT HAND AND NOW TOSSES HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS… ASSASSINATION!! HAWK LOOKING TO DELIVER THE ASSASSINATION ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT POP GRABS A HOLD OF THE CHAMBER WALL AND HE’S HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!! HE WIGGLES HIS WAY OFF OF HAWK’S SHOULDERS AND ONTO THE CHAMBER WALL… AND NOW HE BEGINS TO SCALE IT, WHAT IN THE WORLD IS POP DOING?!

Masters: POP IS CLIMBING ALL THE WAY UP THE CHAMBER, IS HE CRAZY?! HAWK IS LOOKING ON IN ASTONISHMENT, WHAT IS POP GOING TO DO ONCE HE GETS THERE?! AND NOW HE’S AT THE TOP, THE VERY TOP OF THE CHAMBER!! AND OH NO WHAT’S HE DOING… HE’S SETTING HIMSELF, DON’T TELL ME… HE MOVES HIS WAY OVER SO THAT HE’S RIGHT ON TOP OF Y2IMPACT, NO FUCKING WAY!! AND HE LET’S GO OF THE CHAMBER…. FATAL CROSS!!!!!!!!!

Stew: OH MY GOD!! IMPACT MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND POP WENT CRASHING THROUGH THE RING!! THERE’S A GAPING HOLE RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, HOLY HELL!! POP’S COMPLETELY DISAPPEARED!! Impact drops to his knees, amazed at what he just saw… Hawk is as well, this entire arena is shocked! I know of the term high risk for high reward, but what POP just attempted to do was way too much! BUT THERE’S NO TIME FOR A BREAK HERE, HAWK LEAPS OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE RING AS HE AND IMPACT AGAIN BEGIN DUKING IT OUT!! Impact lands a right forearm that staggers Hawk, he now pulls the barbed wire chair over and grabs Hawk from behind… FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER!! A FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER RIGHT ON THE CHAIR!!

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( The Heart Break Boy’s Pod Opens )

Masters: AND HERE COMES THE HEART BREAK BOY!! AND HE BEGINS SPRAYING HIS PAINTBALL GUN EVERYWHERE!! CATCHING IMPACT A FEW TIMES IN HIS CHEST BRINGING HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES, WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? TONY MONTANA? HBB GETTING CLOSER TO IMPACT WITH THE PAINTBALL GUN, CONTINUING TO UNLOAD ALL HIS AMMUNITION ON Y2IMPACT!! He finally releases the trigger… AND THEN HE CLOCKS IMPACT IN THE HEAD WITH THE STOCK OF THE GUN, LAYING HIM OUT!! HBB the freshest man in the match, the other three are down, POP most likely down for good, Hurricane Hawk bloodied as he lay on top of a barbed wire wrapped chair, and Y2Impact lay motionless with a mirage of purple across his body from the paintballs… The Heart Break Boy can’t help but smirk as he heads into the corner and begins to tune up the band!

Stew: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! IMPACT STIRRING! FIVE! HAWK STIRRING AS WELL! SIX! SEVEN! HBB BREAKS AT IMPACT WITH SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!… BUT IMPACT WITH A LOW BLOW!! A LOW BLOW BY Y2IMPACT AND YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT WAS OUT OF PURE DESPERATION!! AND NOW EVERYONE’S DOWN AS IMPACT FALLS BACK INTO THE CANVAS!!… AND NOW WHAT THE HELL?! A TABLE WAS JUST THRUSTED UP INTO THE RING FROM THE WHOLE POP CREATED!!… DON’T TELL ME POP’S MOVING, HE CAN’T BE! NO ONE CAN POSSIBLY RECOVER THAT FAST FROM THE FALL HE JUST TOOK THROUGH THE RING!! BUT THERE’S A HAND… I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING!!

Masters: How is POP even conscious? Let alone moving! He’s crawling out of that gaping whole created! He’s up to his feet, with everyone else down… He sets up the table in the corner, leaning it up against one of the turnbuckles and then goes to pull Hawk to his feet… He lands an elbow to the jaw, POP now taking the forearm of Hawk and twisting it around his back, now connecting with a few more elbows to the head! And now HBB is starting to make it back to his feet, and he notices POP has a hold of Hurricane Hawk!… AND HE’S TELLING HIM TO HOLD HIM IN PLACE!!

Stew: This, is NOT good for Hurricane Hawk who finds himself in a world of trouble as HBB makes it back to his feet… I’m not even sure if Hawk has even regained consciousness yet… POP puts Hawk in a Full Nelson as HBB CHARGES WITH SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! HE CONNECTS!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC RIGHT TO THE JAW OF HURRICANE HAWK WHO FALLS TO THE CANVAS, LIFELESS!! HBB ADMIRING HIS WORK, BUT WHAT IN THE WORLD?! PELE KICK BY POP!! PELE KICK BY POP CATCHES HBB, AND NOW POP ROLLS HIM UP, TRYING TO CATCH HIM OFF GUARD, OH MY GOD!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT NO! HBB PUSHES POP OFF OF HIM AND MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET!!

Masters: Well we knew this would probably happen heading into the match, even the strongest alliances can’t last in a match like this with the stakes so high… HBB stares at POP, a bit of a shocked look on his face, BUT BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE CAN HAPPEN Y2IMPACT RAMS HBB IN THE BACK WITH HIS OWN PAINTBALL GUN AND HBB DROPS TO ONE KNEE!! BUT NOW LOOK AT POP!! HE LEAPS OVER THE HEART BREAK BOY AIMING FOR IMPACT WITH A CROSSBODY, BUT IMPACT TURNS THE GUN AROUND AND UNLOADS ON POP!! TAKING HIM RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR!!

Stew: Hawk is starting to stir, making it back to his feet… He sees POP stumbling back to his feet… AND HE THROWS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS, HE MOVES OVER TOWARDS THE TABLE LEANING UP AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE DELIVERS THE ASSASSINATION!! THE ASSASSINATION RIGHT ON THE TABLE!! THE TABLE SHATTERS INTO PIECES, MY LORD! HE PULLS POP OUT OF THE RUBBLE AND HOOKS THE LEG!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!! THREEE!!

Ring Announcer: The Prince of Phenomenal has been eliminated!

Masters: That’s it! POP’s out!! And now the SIXTH and FINAL participant is about to enter the match!

[10…..9…..8…..7…..6…..5…..4…..3…..2…..1…..*BUZZ*]

( The referee tries to open Ashten Cross’ pod but Cross holds it back )

Cross: IF YOU OPEN MY POD, I’LL FIRE YOU ON THE SPOT!!

Stew: What a coward! Cross doesn’t want to enter the match, the referee has let go of the chain that keeps his pod closed, wanting to keep his job! I ca—WAIT!! LOOK AT THE HEART BREAK BOY!! HE’S APPROACHING ASHTEN CROSS’ POD WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT, AND HE TAKES A SWING AT THE POD WITH THE BASEBALL BAT AND HE SHATTERS THE GLASS!! WOAH!! THE SHARDS PIERCING THE BODY OF OUR CHAIRMAN, HBB TAKES CROSS BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE POD AND THROWS HIM ONTO THE FLOOR, HBB STILL HAS THAT BASEBALL BAT IN HIS HAND!! HE TAKES A SWING AT CROSS, BUT CROSS SWINGS HIS LEG AROUND AND SWEEPS THE HEART BREAK BOY OFF HIS FEET!!

Masters: Cross now grabs the back… HE RAISES IT HIGH OVER HIS HEAD ABD BRINGS IT DOWN, DRIVING IT RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!! HE LIFTS IT UP FOR A SECOND TIME AND AGAIN CRACKS IT OVER THE BACK OF THE HEART BREAK BOY, HE RAISES IT UP AGAIN… AND AGAIN IT CONNECTS!! RIGHT ACROSS THE SPINE!! Cross now re-grips the bat in his hand and steps into the ring with it, scouting out the playing field, he’s by far the freshest man in the match, Impact and Hawk still left, the ones who started out the match!

Stew: Impact in the corner using the turnbuckle to get back to his feet, I can’t even begin to imagine how winded he must be… Cross makes his way over towards him raising the bat to his waist… HE TAKES A SWING AT IMPACT BUT HE DODGES, AND NOW IT’S A BIT OF A CAT AND MOUSE GAME AS IMPACT TRIES TO AVOID BEING HIT WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT!! IMPACT QUICKLY PICKS UP THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR TO GIVE HIMSELF SOME DEFENSE!! Out of the corner of his eye, Cross sees Hawk managing himself to his feet… BUT HE BRINGS THE BAT DOWN OVER THE BACK OF HAWK!!

Masters: OH WAIT, FROM BEHIND!! IMPACT CHARGES AT CROSS WITH THE CHAIR—BUT HE SAW IT COMING AS HE DUCKS HE NOW WINDS UP, AND SWINGS THE BAT RIGHT AT IMPACT’S HEAD AND HE CONNECTS!! OH MY GOD WHAT A SHOT!! IMPACT COLLAPSES, COMPLETELY MOTIONLESS!! A BIG PIECE OF THE BARBED WIRE CAUGHT HIM IN HIS NECK AND NOW THAT BEGINS TO GASH BLOOD, WHAT A GRUESOME SITE THIS IS!! Cross has taken complete control of the match using just that baseball bat, he drops the bat near the corner and steps through the middle rope to the outside of the ring.

Stew: He grab HBB by the hair, pulling him to his feet—HBB BREAKS IT… SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! JUST LIKE THAT!! A PICTURE PERFECT SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY THE HEART BREAK BOY!! HE COLLAPSES ON TOP OF CROSS, HOOKING THE LEG!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

Ring Announcer: Ashten Cross has been eliminated!

Masters: AND NOW WE’RE DOWN TO THREE MEN!! The Heart Break Boy, Y2Impact, Hurricane Hawk… one of these men will leave here tonight as the Answers World Champion! You have to believe that the odds are with the man making it back to his feet right now, The Heart Break Boy… he entered fifth in this chamber match while Hurricane Hawk and Y2Impact are the two men started this Chamber match off… HBB slowly makes his way over to the turnbuckle… climbing gingerly towards the top… he wipes some hair away from his face before setting himself… HE LEAPS OFF LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH THE HEART BREAK ELBOW ON Y2IMPACT!!

Stew: AND HE GOT IT!! ELBOW DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF Y2IMPACT!! BUT THAT TOOK A LOT OUT OF THE HEART BREAK BOY AS WELL!!… But HBB now begins crawling over to the corner, he grabs his back as he pulls himself to his feet, too weak to tune up the band so he just rests himself in the corner as Y2Impact makes his way back to his feet… Impact is up! HBB CHARGES LOOKING FOR SWEET CHIN MUSIC, BUT WAIT!! HURRICANE HAWK THROWS HBB’S PAINTBALL GUN AT HIM! THE BARREL CATCHES HBB IN THE GUT AS HE DROPS DOWN TO ONE KNEE, AND NOW HAWK HOISTS HIM UP OVER HIS SHOULDERS!!

Masters: BUT LOOK AT HAWK’S KNEES! HE’S TAKEN SUCH A BEATING, HE MIGHT NOT HAVE ENOUGH TO DELIVER THE ASSASSINATION… HAWK’S KNEES ARE TREMBLING… BUT HE CONNECTS!! HE CONNECTS WITH THE ASSASSINATION!! HE DRAPES HIS ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF THE HEART BREAK BOY, LOOKING TO ELIMINATE HIM!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

Ring Announcer: The Heart Break Boy has been eliminated!

Stew: HBB’S OUT!! I DON’T BELIEVE IT!! HURRICANE HAWK HAS ELIMINATED THE HEART BREAK BOY!! WHAT A HUGE ELIMINATION!! AND NOW WE’RE DOWN TO JUST TWO!! ONE OF THESE MEN, EITHER IMPACT OR HAWK WILL WALK OUT THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! Hawk makes it back to his feet… BUT IMPACT SPINS HIM AROUND, CODEBREAKER!! CODEBEAKER!! IMPACT CONNECTS WITH THE CODEBREAKER LAYING HURRICANE HAWK OUT, BUT Y2IMPACT FALLS BACK TO THE CANVAS AS WELL!! IMPACT NEEDS TO REGAIN HIMSELF IF HE WANTS TO WIN THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! HE MOVES HIMSELF OVER TO HIS STOMACH AND BEGINS TO CRAWL OVER TOWARDS HURRICANE HAWK, HE HOOKS THE LEG, LOOKING FOR THE VICTORY!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! HAWK KICKS OUT!!

Masters: Impact rolls back over on his stomach, desperate, bloodied, he tries to wipe some if it off his face… he knows he messed up for collapsing after the Codebreaker… I have to say Stew, I’ve gained a lot of respect for these two men here tonight. They STARTED off this match, and now they’re going to finish it. Impact uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet, as does Hurricane Hawk… Hawk goes for a right hand but Impact ducks it and takes him down… AND HE GRABS THE LEG!! THE WALLS!! IMPACT TRYING TO APPLY THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!

Stew: HAWK IS DESPERATLY TRYNG TO NOT ALLOW IMPACT TO TURN HIM OVER BUT IT MAY BE A BIT TOO LATE AS IMPACT SEEMS LIKE HE’S GETTING THE UPPER HAND OVER HAWK, HE ALMOST HAS HIM ON HIS STOMACH!!… BUT IMPACT TRIES AGAIN, AND HE GETS TURNED BACK OVER ON HIS BACK!! AND HE KICKS IMPACT OFF OF HIM!! IMPACT FLIES BACK INTO THE ROPES, HURRICANE HAWK SAVING HIMSELF FOR SURE RIGHT THERE!! IMPACT REGAINS HIMSELF AND CHARGES AT HAWK, BUT HAWK WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!! HE PULLS IMPACT BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND HE APPLIES THE STFU!! STFU LOCKED IN!! HAWK’S GOT IT!!

Masters: IMPACT’S IN TROUBLE HERE!! REMEMBER, THERE ARE NO ROPE BREAKS, SO EVEN IF IMPACT COULD MANAGE TO GET TO THE ROPES, IT WOULDN’T MATTER!! HAWK STARTS REARING BACK, HE HAS TO BE PUTTING EVERYTHING HE HAS INTO THIS, HE SCREAMS AT IMPACT TO TAP OUT AS HE REARS BACK EVEN FURTHER, PUTTING MORE PRESSURE ON THE HEAD OF IMPACT WHO’S EYES BEGIN TO FLUDDER!! IF IMPACT PASSES OUT HURRICANE HAWK IS THE NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! IMPACT IS FADING, HE’S STOPPED STRUGGLING! THE REFEREE RAISES THE RIGHT ARM OF IMPACT AND IT FALLS BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!

Stew: IF THE REFEREE DOES THIS TWO MORE TIMES, AND IMPACT REMAINS UNRESPONSIVE, IT’S OVER!! HE RAISES IT AGAIN, AND AGAIN IT DROPS!! THE REFEREE RAISES IT FOR A THIRD TIME… AND IT—NO!! IMPACT CATCHES IT AN INCH AWAY FROM THE MAT, STARTING TO REGAIN SOME NEW LIFE, BUT HAWK REARS BACK EVEN MORE AND MORE, PUTTING ALL HIS POWER, OR WHAT’S LEFT OF IT INTO THIS SUBMISSION!! IMPACT IS FRANTICALLY FLAILING HIS ARMS AROUND, TRYING TO DO ANYTHING HE CAN TO GET OUT OF THIS HOLD… HE ROLLS OVER, BUT HAWK KEEPS IT APPLIED!! THERE’S NOTHING LEFT THAT IMPACT CAN TRY!!

Masters: HE RAISES HIS HAND, AND HE TAP—NO!! IMPACT BEGINS CRAWLING, BUT TOWARDS WHAT?!?! LOOK STEW!! IMPACT GRABS ONE OF THOSE CHAINS THAT HAWK WAS WEARING TO START THE MATCH, HE PULLS IT BACK IN SO HAWK CAN’T SEE!! HE WRAPS IT AROUND HIS FIST… AND HE LANDS A HARD SHOT TO THE SIDE OF HAWK’S HEAD… AND NOW HE DOES IT A SECOND TIME AND HURRICANE HAWK HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BREAK THE HOLD!!

Stew: That was genius of Impact! Most extremists wouldn’t even think of something like that! Hawk back to his feet now before Impact, helps Impact back up… AND HE TOSSES HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! DOES HE HAVE ENOUGH TO DELIVER ONE MORE ASSASSINATION THAT WILL WIN HIM THE MATCH?! HE’S STUMBLING AROUND, TRYING TO KEEP IMPACT BALANCED… BUT IMACT SLIDES OFF, HE TURNS HAWK AROUND, AND ANOTHER CODEBREAKER!! IMPACT WITH A SECOND CODEBREAKER TO HURRICANE HAWK!! AND HE GOES FOR THE PIN, HOOKING BOTH LEGS!! DOES HE HAVE IT?!?!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!! YES IMPACT WINS, IMPACT IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Twisted ‘Transistor’ hits as the Chamber begins to rise and Y2Impact is given the Answers World Championship )

Ring Announcer: Hurricane Hawk has been eliminated! Therefore… your winner and THE NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!… Y2IMMMMMMPPPPACCCCCCTTTT!!

Stew: AND HE’S DONE IT!! Y2IMPACT HAS OUTLASTED FIVE OTHER MEN, AND NOW HE CAN FINALLY CALL HIMSELF FOR THE SECOND TIME, THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! What a war Impact went through, going the distance, major props to Hurrica—

Ring Announcer: And now cashing in his opportunity for an Answers World Championship match at anytime…

Stew: EDDIE MACK?!?!

Masters: WHAT THE HELL?!?! MACK’S CASHING IN!?

Ring Announcer: … ASHTEEENNNNN CRRRROOOOSSSSS!!

( ‘Seven Nation Army’ hits as Cross jogs down to the ring and the referee rings the bell )

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: Oh no… NO!! THIS ISN’T FAIR!! IMPACT CAN BARELY DEFEND HIMSELF!! Cross sets himself up in toe corner… SEETHING as he waits for Impact make it back to his feet… AND NOW HE COMES CHARGING, LARIAT FROM HELL!! A HUGE SHOT RIGHT TO IMPACT, FLIPPING HIM INSIDE OUT!! CROSS INTO THE COVER!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! IMPACT KICKS OUT!!

Masters: Cross rolls over in astonishment, that lariat damn near took Impact’s head off! And now Cross gets to his feet and begins arguing with the official!

Cross: COUNT FASTER GODDAMNIT!! I’M THE CHAIRMAN, YOU DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO, OR YOUR FIRED… DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!

Stew: Cross gets Impact back to his feet… BUT HE DROPS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A REVERSE NECKBREAKER, AND CROSS AGAIN HEADS FOR THE COVER!!

ONE! TWO! BUT NO! IMPACT KICKED OUT AGAIN!!

Masters: Well, Cross can’t blame the referee for that one, he counted much, MUCH faster that time… And remember how Cross got this opportunity, it was one of the clauses in his contract when he re-signed with EAW back in November… Cross is angry, basically throwing a fit as he paces around the ring, he believes he should be the Answers World Champion right now, but Impact refuses to give up!! Cross heads over to the turnbuckle and hops up to the top rope, what in the world is going through the mind of our chairman right now!? Cross looks down at Impact before leaping off!… WHAT THE HELL!? THE FALL FROM GRACE!! BUT NO!! IMPACT GETS HIS KNEE UP, PERHAPS HE WAS PLAYING A BIT OF POSSUM THERE!! AND NOW HE ROLLS CROSS UP!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO CROSS GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!

Stew: Impact’s face shows a bit of unease and you can’t help but feel for him here, he won the Answers World Championship… WENT THROUGH A WAR with five other men, Cross being one of them, and now he’s being forced to defend the title… he has nothing left! Cross is up, and Impact is struggling to make it to a vertical base but he does… But not for long as hee slumps back down into the canvas, he’s completely spent! He can’t even stand… this is getting hard to watch.

Masters: Cross’ smirk widens, he can taste that he’s getting closer to the Answers World Championship! He grabs Impact by the arm and pulls him up… He lands a few shots and elbow to the face and jaw of Impact, opening up his wounds even more as the blood continues to flow out at a rapid rate! CROSS NOW KNEES HIM IN THE MID-SECTION AND HOOKS HIM, HE PULLS HIM UP LOOKING FOR THE BRAINBUSTER!!… BUT IMPACT DROPS DOWN BEHIND CROSS AND CLUBS HIM OVER THE BACK, BRINGING CROSS DOWN TO HIS KNEES!!… But Impact again falls down and huddles himself down in the corner!

Stew: Cross makes it to his feet and walks over towards Impact… BUT IMPACT!! OH MY GOD IMPACT!! HE NAILS CROSS RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! WHAT A SHOT!! CROSS COLLAPSES TO THE MAT, IMPACT INTO THE PIN!! IS HE GOING TO PULL THIS OFF?!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Twisted Transistor’ hits as Y2Impact takes his Answers World Championship and slides out of the ring )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!… Y2IMMMPPPPACCCTTTT!!

Stew: MY GOD!! WHAT A NIGHT THIS HAS BEEN FOR IMPACT!! NOT ONLY DID HE WIN THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER, BUT HE’S SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED HIS CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST ASHTEN CROSS!!

Masters: What a night this has been in general Stew! Road to Redemption 6, the 5th Anniversary of EAW! Join us next week for the EAW Awards Show, Dynasty vs. Showdown for all the fallout! Goodnight everybody!

( Impact is seen walking to the back with the Answers World Championship hanging from his shoulder as the camera fades to black )

( EAW logo buzzes )

( Video package highlights the feuds of Showdown of recent months )

( Jaywalker and Superior Quality 85 attacking each other and other feud moments are highlighed )

( Pyrite attacking Scott and Scott nailing him with a Point Blank Bicycle Kick plays )

( Robbie V attacking Demon, the brawl between Demon and Robbie, Cage’s rage of horror, and others are highlighted )

( Dark Demon is seen in the camera )

Dark Demon: Six months. Six months I have been the reigning champion at Extreme Answers Wrestling. I have defeated Kawajai and Alexander Da Vinci to keep this title with me. I have gone to the extremes of extreme to keep myself on top… And I God damn well have done a good job. I have to face two men tonight… One is a maniac and the other is nothing but a bafoon. I have every capability to keep my streak going, and the months will continue to tally. I can say one thing… I am going to be the champion. That is my Justifed Reckoning.

( Camera fades away and goes to the ramp where blue pyrotechnics blare off in large amounts )

( O’ Canada plays as people stand in attendance. Once it ends pyrotechnics go off again and camera fades to HYC and ETR )

HYC: WELCOME TO JUSTIFIED RECKONING FOLKS! This is the Free-Per-View based exclusively for Showdown, and it’s the last Showdown exclusive of the year!

ETR: We are very happy to say we have a show of a year here folks, and it’ll knock the socks off of your feet! We have so many decisive matches, Jaywalker vs. Superior Quality 85, Pyrite vs. Scott, and that hell of a triple threat to top off the show!

HYC: But let’s start with our opening match, the finals of the Interwire Tournament!

Ring Announcer: The following contest is schedule for one fall and it is the finals of the Interwire championship Tournament!!!!

(Renegade by Eminem and Jay Z play as RNW makes his way out to a mixed reaction from the crowd)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, weighting in at 250 Pounds!!! From Quezon City Philippines ROCKKK, NNNNN WRESTLINGGG CONECTIOONN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bulls on Parade by Rage against the machine blast through the speakers as Johnny Ventura comes to out a mixed reaction also from the crowd)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 220 pounds… JOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNYYY VENTURA!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)…..

HYC: Here we are with two young extremist ready to see who becomes number one contender at Road To Redemption in December! And I got to say ETR theres a big fight field in this arena, you can really stick a fork in the tension in this building! Johnny and RNW lock up, RNW locks Ventura in an arm bar as Johnny reverses and hits a scoop slam on RNW! RNW back up quickly but Johnny with a dropkick knocking him down onto his back, Johnny now begins to run to the ropes but RNW gets up and jumps over Johnny! What athleticism shown by RNW there as Johnny stops and runs at RNW but RNW with a shoulder tackle! RNW now grabbing him and slams his head right into the top turnbuckle as Johnny Ventura looks to be a little out of his element here as RNW now has taken control of this match.

ETR: RNW now grabs Johnny and Irish-Whips him into the ropes, RNW goes for a clothesline but johnny ducks and hits a kick right into the mid-section. RNW now holding his mid-section in pain as Ventura runs to the ropes and hits a running knee to the side of the head of RNW!!! RNW holding his head in pain as Johnny begins to taunt and now he runs to the ropes and hits a baseball slide dropkick knocking RNW right on his back on the hard floor! Johnny now screaming it’s his time to the fans as he walks out of the ring and grabs RNW by the head and SENDS HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS BACK FIRST AS RNW JUST FALLS DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR!!!! Johnny now stomping on RNW multiple times as he isn’t showing any signs of stopping!!! Johnny finally stops and grabs RNW and USES ALL HIS FORCE TO SEND RNW INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!! BUT WAIT! RNW COUNTERS AND SENDS JOHNNY OVER THE BARRICADE AS HE LANDS IN THE CROWD!!!!!!!!

HYC: Johnny now trying to pull himself up, but RNW now climbing the barricade also and his A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JOHNNY VENTURA KNOCKING HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR!!! Johnny on all floors as RNW sends a kick right into the stomach of Johnny as the fans are getting a little closer to the action than they expected here tonight at Justified Reckoning, RNW now dragging Johnny onto the entrance way as he sets him up or a SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE RAMP!!! AND IT CONNECTS AND JOHNNY HOLDS HIS BACK IN AGONY, RNW now feeling some effects from that move himself but it’s showing the pain he is willing to go through to be the number one contender to the Interwire championship! RNW now grabbing Johnny and just throws him down as Johnny rolls down the ramp crawling trying to pull himself up!

ETR: RNW looks and sets himself as he looks to run as Johnny is using the steps to pull himself up! RNW RUNS AND LOOKS TO SPEARS JOHNNY RIGHT INTO THE STEPS BUT JOHNNY JUMPS AND RNW GOES CRASHING HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS MY GOD YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD GUSHING OUT OF HIS HEAD QUICKLY AS RNW JOHNNY NOW HOLDING HIS CHEST AS THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE!!!! Johnny now rolls RNW in the ring and now grabs a steel chair! Johnny Ventura has bad intentions here as things are about to get even more brutal here tonight, Johnny now rolls himself inside of the ring and slams the chair into the mat and SMACKS IT OFF THE BACK OF RNW AS RNW IS STILL ON HIS FEET! Johnny Ventura now sets the chair up in a sitting position and now irish-whips RNW AND HITS A DROP TOE HOLD AS RNW GOES FACE FIRST RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!! THAT’S IT JOHNNY IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP AS HE COVERS HIM!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEE…………..TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO………………………..THRRRRRR-KICKOUT!!!!!!

HYC: OH MY GOD! WHAT AN OPENING CONTEST HERE AT JUSTIFIED RECKONING AS I DIDN’T TIHNK RNW WAS GOING TO KICK OUT HERE TONIGHT AT JUSTIFIED RECKONING! Johnny looking shocked as he begins smacking himself in the face screaming come on! Johnny now grabbing that bent up chair and begins SMACKING IT REPEATEDLY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN YOU CAN SEE THE WELTS ON HIS BACK BEGINNING TO FORM AS RNW IS LAID OUT! Johnny now turns him around and looks to cover him! BUT WAIT RNW WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!!! SMALL PACKAGE!!!! HE COVERS HIM!
ONEEEEEEEEEE………….TWOOOOOOOOOOOO………………………………..KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETR: OH MY GOD ANOTHER KICKOUT SMART MOVE BY RNW BUT IT WASN’T ENOUGH! Johnny Ventura is up and so is RNW and he runs and hits a double clothesline! Both men are out both men struggling to their feet as they are getting up again just to go back at each other and fight again in this physical contest, a bloodied RNW is now up first as JOHNNY HITS A RUNNING STO! BUT RNW DUCKS! BUT JOHHNY SENDS HIS FOOT UP AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK! HE COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE……………..TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO………….THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!….

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)….

( Johnny’s music hits as he celebrates )

Ring Announcer: YOUR WINNER OF THE INTERWIRE TOURNAMENT… JOHNNNNNNNYY VENTURAAA!!

HYC: Congratulations to this young kid…

( Camera fades to Max A. Million is seen running into a locker room as Zack Crash is seen wrapping his wrists up )

Max: Oh my God Zack! Zack! Zack do you have a tag partner? Zack are you ready for the match tonight? Where have you been? Who is your partner?!?!

Zack Crash: Calm down Max… Where do you want me to start again?

Max: Wherever you wan–

Zack Crash: Just stop. I’ll speak for myself… I have considered the many options… I did get desperate at times and asked the most utmost worst options as partners to be my partner… But I actually have came up with a completely different conclusion. If I couldn’t get a partner, I could beat Charlie Brown and Snoopy just as easy as beating Bust-Boy and Pyrite the Perv. I am a legendary man myself, and Brian Titus was a nice supporting piece… But trust me. He was holding me and the legend of The New Age Bandits back… But now I am in the position where if I can’t get a partner, I will carry both of these tag titles on my shoulder, for as long as the sun shines. I am an individual who can take out a tag team division… NO ONE CAN STOP ME. I do miss having a partner like Brian… But I stay to the word that I can handle myself without a babysitter, and I’ll say that til I retire.

Max: So… Do you have a tag team partner?

Zack Crash: Did you listen to anything I just said? I’m going to reveal If I have a partner or not, because it will give an advantage to the two failures. I will go by my word that I can win alone or with a partner, and now the world will just be watching.

( Zack Crash walks away as the camera fades to the ring )

( Camera fades into the ring )

Ring Announcer: The following tag-team contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!

( “Famous” by Puddle Of Mudd hits as #Hashtag Worthy make their way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challengers, at a combined weight of 443 pounds… MATTTHIIIIASSSS AND CJJJJ CHAOOOOSSS…. HASSSHHHHTAGGGGG WORRRTTHHYYYYY!!

ETR: I’ve never seen a team pursue the championships as Mathias and CJ have, and tonight could very well be the night… but then you have to throw in the X Factor… who did Zack Crash pick to replace Brian Titus?…

( “Adrenaline” by Shinedown hits as Zack Crash makes his way to the ring carrying the complete set of the Unified Tag Team Championships )

Ring Announcer: And their opponents, first from Charleston, West Virginia… weighing in at 225 pounds… HE IS ONE HALF OF THE EAW UNIFED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… ZACCCKKKK CRASSSHHHH!!

HYC: Well ETR, we’re about to find out.

( Crash stops mid-way down the ramp and awaits his partner )

ETR: Rumors have been running rampant all week… who did Cage choose?

( “Boss of all Bosses” by Slim Thug hits as Suicidal VIP meets Crash mid-ramp )

Ring Announcer: And his partner, from Oakland, California… weighing in at 225 pounds… SUIIIICIIDALLLLL V… I… P!!

HYC: VIP?! I wasn’t expecting Crash to choose VIP as his partner, but it’s a very, solid, safe choice…

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

ETR: The bell sounds, Crash and Mathias head to the apron, and it looks like CJ will be starting this one off with Crashes hand-picked partner, Suicidal VIP… Chaos and VIP dance around the ring a bit… AND NOW THEY LOCK UP!! VIP quickly transitions into a headlock, but Chaos pushes him off and sends him into the ropes… Chaos now goes for a clothesline but VIP ducks under it and now… SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES!!… AND HE CONNECTS WITH A CROSSBODY!! AND NOW VIP HAS THE LEGS OF CHAOS HOOKED HERE… CAN THIS BE IT?!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… HERE COMES MATHIAS TO BREAK IT UP!!

HYC: Mathias dives on the back of VIP to break it up… BUT LOOK!! HERE COMES ZACK CRASH… AND HE THROWS HIS BODY AT MATHIAS CAUSING THEM BOTH TO TOPPLE OVER THE ROPES AND LAND ON THE FLOOR!! CRASH UNLOADING ON MATHIAS HERE!! UNLEASHING A SIDE OF HIM THAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!! CRASH CONTINUING WITH THE RIGHTS AND LEFTS… AND NOW HE FINALLY LETS UP… BUT NOW WHAT’S HE DOING?! HE LIFTS THE RING APRON UP AND PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR… WHAT DOES CRASH HAVE IN MIND?! HE PULLS MATHIAS UP AND OH NO… HE OPENS THE CHAIR UP AND PLACES IT AROUND THE NECK OF MATHIAS… AND NOW HE CLOSES THE CHAIR… MATHIAS IS FLAILING HIS ARMS AROUND… BUT ITS TOO LATE!! CRASH CONNECTS WITH THE ADRENALINE RUSH! USING THE CHAIR!! AND ON THE FLOOR MY GOD!! HE’S ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED MATHIAS HERE!! AND YOU HAVE TO WONDER… IS THAT RETREBUTION FOR WHAT THEY DID TO BRIAN TITUS?!

ETR: Back in the ring now… Chaos and VIP are exchanging blows… and now it appears to be that Chaos is going to have to do this by himself… medical personnel is down at ringside right now checking on Mathias… AND CHAOS CONNECTS WITH A BACK FIST THAT STAGGERS VIP… AND NOW HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD… AND NOW INTO THE COVER, IS THIS IT?!
ONEEE!!… TW—NO VIP KICKS OUT!!

HYC: Chaos gets VIP to his feet… AND NOW HE PLACES HIM IN A POWERBOMB POSITION… HE LIFTS HIM UP LOOKING FOR THE FINAL BREATH!!… BUT VIP LANDS A FEW PUNCHES TO THE HEAD OF CHAOS WHO RELEASES HIM… VIP LANDS ON HIS FEET… AND THE SUICIDAL SURPRISE CONNECTS!! THE PELE KICK RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE WHICH BRINGS CHAOS DOWN TO HIS KNEES!!… AND NOW CRASH EXTENDS HIS HAND OUT… AND VIP TAGS HIM IN!! CRASH ENTERS THE RING AND GRABS CHAOS… AND YES!! CRASH TEST!! THE CRASH TEST CONNECTS!! DRIVING CHAOS RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!! CRASH INTO THE PIN!!…

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!! AND EMPHATIC VICTORY FOR CRASH AND VIP!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( “Adrenaline” hits as Crash and VIP are awarded the championship belts )

Ring Announcer: Your winners… ZACK CRASH AND SUICIDAL VIP, SUICIDAL ADRENALINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

ETR: Zack and VIP are the champions, and let alone that, they’re a tag team together! This is an outstanding duo in my opinion.

( Camera pans backstage to Flashback wearing a purple suit with a microphone in hand )

Flashback: Hello ladies and gentlemen we hope you are enjoying the show tonight and coming up in a few moments is the World Heavyweight Championship match between Dark Demon, Robbie V and Diamond Cage in our main event …With me at this time, the current heavyweight champion of the world …DAARRRKK DEMMMOOON!!!

( Dark Demon steps into the scene with the World Title over his shoulder )

Flashback: Well Demon tonight you will defend your title against two men where you could potentially lose your title without even being pinned –

Demon: The keyword in that is ‘could’, I ‘could’ lose my title tonight without being pinned, I ‘could’ even get pinned by the oh so great Robbie V or maybe Diamond Cage ‘could’ finally show if he is something more than just cover for when Robbie loses but that ‘could’ be for anything. Project E.G.O ‘could’ finally stop being the most dominate stable in history tonight.

Demon: I ‘could’ have lost in the triple threat match at Pain for Pride, I ‘could’ have lost in the triple threat match at King of Extreme when everybody though I would but I didn’t. I don’t lose bigtime matches, I don’t lose when I need to win, I thought everybody would know that by now. Why do you think that Robbie can win this match? Do you know how many times he’s choked during a bigtime match? He’s on Devan Dubian and Eddie Mack level with that.

Demon: And Diamond Cage? Diamond is just a puppet, he’s a complete and utter non-factor in this match, I mean seriously …did you see how many times on Voltage Pyrite owned him and his family (xd)!! Diamond Cage isn’t going to become the next success story, he isn’t going to be for 2013 what me and Kawajai and POP were for 2012, he’s going to a fl—

???: Aye, Aye, Aye Brahs! …

( Mr.Blood, Dark Demons tag team partner from 2010, walks into the scene )

Mr.Blood: Kay Demon, that was a nice little joke and ima let you finish but …ROBBIE V IS THE GREATEST KING OF EXTREME OF ALL TIMES!!!!!! OF ALL TIMES!!!!

Demon: …….

Blood: …*Kanye Shrug*…

Demon: …..Fuck this, man (NO)!!….

( Camera fades to the ring )

(“Dead or Alive” by Bon Jovi plays on the speakers all throughout the arena as Hades the Hellraiser makes his way out to the stage on a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a smug look on his face as he revs up the motorcycle multiple times)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EAW InterWire Championship!!…. First, the challenger, making his way to the ring… From Devil Town, North Carolina!…. Weighing in at 312 pounds!…. He is “The Big Devil”!…. HADES! THE!! HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLRRRRAAIIIIISSSSSEEERRRRRR!!!….

HYC: One could say that the issues between this man and the InterWire Champion and EAW Management in general began only recently, but if you take a look back, this match has been building to this very point ever since Hades decided to lay his hands on the InterWire Champion for several reasons, going as far as calling his opponent a “Paper Champion” and being the center of the chaos last Saturday that led to the shocking confrontation between he and Rami, in which the InterWire Championship itself was dropped into a cold Canadian river!

(“Calm like a Bomb” by Rage Against The Machine plays on the speakers all throughout the arena as Rami makes his way out to the stage in new blue and white attire, no InterWire Championship around his waist, and a look of determination)

Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way to the ring… From Djerba, Tunisia!…. Weighing in at 244 pounds!…. He is the EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!…. RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIII!!!….

ETR: One thing is for damn sure heading into this contest and it’s the fact that there is absolutely NO love lost between these two competitors tonight as they aren’t walking into that squared circle to wrestle one another for the prestigious InterWire Championship, these two are going to fight for pride, respect, and domination among other things. This will be a FIGHT!

(DING! DING! DING!)

HYC: And there off just as this contest has begun at the ringing of the bell! Rami and Hades waste absolutely NO time throwing lefts and rights into one another, both looking to gain the upper hand quickly in this match up! The Referee has a look of concern on his face, possibly for the well-being of these two athletes, but he might as well quit while he’s ahead as it seems as though there is nothing that’s going to stop them! The Official seems intent on trying to break this up as it’s quickly turned into nothing more than a brawl between the two competitors in this match up! The Referee gets between both men! AND HE PAYS FOR IT WITH A DOUBLE-TEAM SHOT TO THE FACE BY BOTH HADES AND RAMI!!

ETR: You’ve gotta be kidding me! We’re only over a minute into this contest and the Referee has just been knocked out by both competitors in what will be the only time you’ll ever see them teaming up for something willingly! That Official is out COLD! Hades seems more aggravated than sympathetic for the downed Referee as Rami seems to be showing some mercy as he leans down to check on him… And Hades takes that as a golden opportunity to strike as he nails Rami with a vicious boot straight to the side of the skull! Hades could have very well taken control of this contest through those dirty tactics we’ve been seeing from him more and more over the past few weeks, but it’s definitely working for him as he grabs a hold of the damaged InterWire Champion, navigating him back to his feet…

HYC: Rami is quickly fighting back! He knows exactly what’s going to happen if he manages to give Hades the Hellraiser and leeway in this match, he’s felt exactly what his opponent is capable of in recent weeks through both physical and verbal humiliation! Rami wasted no time breaking free from the grip of Hades and immediately sends a flurry of shots straight into the head and body of the much larger Hades! Hades isn’t having it though as he blocks a shot from Rami and looks to reply with one of his own! But I’m afraid it’s all for naught as Rami has it scouted, blocking Hades shot as well and SWINGS HIS SKULL STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE OF HADES!! Wow! I’ve never seen Rami in this kind of mindset! You can tell he’s willing to do absolutely anything he has to in order to not only defeat his opponent, but break him down physically as well as Hades could very well have a broken nose!

ETR: It doesn’t even matter, Chico, Rami isn’t simply the defending Champion and Hades isn’t simply the challenger anymore, Rami is a possessed alpha male looking to KILL the beast that wants to steal his throne from him! Rami sends Hades dropping down to both knees in the middle of that ring as he continues to lay into him with vicious, thunderous shots that can be heard all throughout this arena and all throughout Canada! I think it’s now apparent that Hades is the first to show blood as it leaks down from his nostril region after that powerful headbutt from the InterWire Champion! Hades looks to be realizing quickly exactly what his abuse to Rami has gotten him as the Champion continues driving his fists straight into him! The Referee seems to still be down as Rami rushes into the ropes, looking for something BIG!

HYC: HERE HE COMES! HADES GETS TO HIS FEET, WRAPPING A HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF RAMI!! WHAT A COMEBACK, HE’S LOOKING TO END IT!! No! Rami breaks away from Hades’ grip once again! HE NAILS HADES WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE! That’s gotta leave a mark! Rami certainly isn’t done with his opponent just yet! Rami runs passed the damaged Hades the Hellraiser, headed straight for the opposite ropes… Hades slowly turns around, wobbly on his feet as Rami comes charging with a full head of steam!! Hades immediately picks up the somewhat rejuvenated Referee off the canvas! He places the Referee right there in front of him as Rami stops dead in his tracks… What a dirty, cowardly move from the challenger! He’s using the Official as some kind of human shield!

ETR: I’m afraid this contest is contested under extreme rules just like any other common contest, Chico, anything goes and nobody is better at exploiting that than Hades as we’re seeing right here and now! Hades has that demented, cocky grin glued to his face that we’ve seen so many times over the past few weeks as a distressed Rami looks on at the fearful Referee begging for Hades to let him go so he can get back to doing his job… Blood continues to flow from the possibly broken nose of Hades the Hellraiser as he looks at the InterWire Champion and seems to be… He’s demanding he get on his knees! Hades seems to believe he’s some kind of King with omnipotent power here as he orders Rami around with such confidence! Rami doesn’t seem to be cooperating… Hades is getting impatient!

HYC: Wait, what did Rami just say? “Sorry”? RAMI DROPKICKS THE REFEREE AND HADES!! The sheer force from that shocking move cause the Official to crack heads with Hades the Hellraiser, but Hades has lost his grip on the once again downed Referee as Hades backpedals into the nearest ropes! RAMI TAKES BOTH HIMSELF AND HADES OUT OF THE RING AND TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A CLOTHESLINE OVER THE ROPES!! What an all out war this has erupted into as both Rami and Hades come crashing down hard into the mat on the outside, both men definitely feeling the damage they’ve both accumulated over not only the past few weeks, but in this brutal contest as well! Both men are now racing to their feet, but it seems Hades is at the disadvantage here as Rami seems to be in control thus far!

ETR: And as predicted, Rami makes it to his feet first as a still damaged Hades is a little bit behind him, using the ring apron to aide him… Rami wastes no time charging! No! Hades catches Rami with a devastating elbow to the face! Rami backpedals as Hades could be looking to take this short moment to recuperate… HADES CHARGES!! HADES SENDS HIMSELF AND RAMI CRASHING THROUGH A SECTION OF THE BARRICADE HERE ON THE OUTSIDE—MY GOD!! Hades continues to bleed profusely as he ends up atop the downed and now possibly injured body of the current reigning InterWire Champion! Rami may have accidentally allowed Hades to regain control! Hades looks more furious than anything else right about now as he slowly rises back to his feet…

HYC: These fans are losing it as they hound Hades, but the challenger doesn’t even seem to care… He looks like he’s in a World of his own as he immediately makes his way over to those steel steps placed here on the outside and rips off the top of them! Hades picks up the bottom of the steps and places them near Rami, still lying atop the wreckage of what’s left of that section of the barricade! A sick and demented Hades the Hellraiser now reaches down and pulls Rami back to his feet, taking him over to those steps that could seal his fate! Hades steps atop the steps… And picks up Rami! MY GOD! DON’T DO IT!! BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! NO! Rami slides off, behind Hades! HADES TURNS AROUND! RAMI DROPS HIM ON HIS BACK, GRABBING A HOLD OF HIS LEGS!! HE’S LOCKING IT IN!!

ETR: SHARPSHOOTER!!!! RAMI WITH THE SHARPSHOOTER ON HADES ON TOP OF THOSE STEEL STEPS ON THE OUTSIDE!! WHAT AN INCREDIBLY PAINFUL MOVE!! HADES IS WRITHING IN PAIN ON THOSE STEPS AS RAMI APPLIES MORE AND MORE PRESSURE!! HE’S TAPPING!!! HADES TAPS OUT! But it’s no good! Hades is tapping out from the pain, but it doesn’t qualify as a victory here on the outside! Rami quickly remembers that as he breaks the submission and signals the end for this contest! Rami hops off those steps… And pulls out a steel chair from under the ring! This isn’t good!

HYC: Rami slides the chair into the ring and grabs a hold of the badly damaged Hades the Hellraiser, sending him rolling back into the ring as Rami follows suit… Look at this! Hades is back up to one knee! He’s got his hands up as if he’s still willing to fight! This man doesn’t want go give up! RAMI PULLS HADES UP AND SETS HIM UP!! PAIN KILLER!!!! RAMI CONNECTS WITH A VICIOUS PAIN KILLER RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS WITH AMAZING FORCE!!! This contest is over! Rami retains—Wait! Rami quickly gets back to his feet, looking down at the possibly unconscious Hades with a deep hatred… The Referee is finally back up, still in pain, but nonetheless…

ETR: Rami seems to be deciding to NOT go for the finish just yet as he picks up that chair from earlier and unfolds it, placing it down on the canvas! This could end badly for someone! Hades seems to have nothing left in his body after the punishment dished out by his opponent! Rami reaches down… And pulls Hades back to his feet… Rami navigates Hades over to the nearest corner and places him on top of it! Rami goes up there as well! HE PICKS HADES UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! NO! DON’T SINK DOWN TO HIS LEVEL, RAMI! DON’T DO THIS! HOLD ON! HADES SLIDES OFF! RAMI TURNS! HADES HAS HIM BY THE THROAT!! NO—NO—CHOKESLAM!!!! HADES CHOKESLAMS RAMI OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND ONTO THAT SET UP CHAIR IN THE RING!!! HADES FOLLOWS UP WITH A SPLASH ONTO THE BODY OF RAMI WITH WHAT HE HAS LEFT AS THE REFEREE GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Dead or Alive” by Bon Jovi plays on the speakers all throughout the arena as the Referee raises the left hand of a still down Hades the Hellraiser in the ring)

Ring Announcer: YOUR WINNNER… AND NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION, HADES THE HELLRAISERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HYC: Hades is the new champion! This man has worked hard and hard to prove the fraud that Rami is… And he got what he got. Hades will be representing us as Interwire champion, and I just don’t know how to feel about that!

( Camera pans backstage to Max A Million in the interview area )

Max: Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing here at this time with …SUPERIOR QUALITY 85!

( SQ85 steps into the scene wearing a jacket and sunglasses )

Max: SQ tonight you face one of the biggest challengers you have faced in your entire career in Jaywalker in a 30 minute ultimate submission match, any final thoughts or feelings heading into this match?

SQ: Ya know, there isn’t a single person who honestly thinks I can win tonight …that’s it just a formality that Jaywalker is going to make me tap out a couple of times, maybe the score will be Jaywalker 69 – SQ 0. Who knows, but my track record speaks for itself, I’m the king of submissions, I’m the GREATEST Submission wrestler of all time, I’ve won that title and I’ve backed it up time after time, I’ve beaten wanker after wanker, I’ve made shitstain after shitstain tap out and Jaywalker is just going to be the next shitstain, the next cumstain, the next wanker to tap out to me.

SQ: Jaywalker may be undefeated in EAW since returning but he’s only undefeated because he’s wrestled in matches that have suited his style, he’s only wrestled in matches that suit him where he can brawl around like a headless chicken on a farm and pin his opponents. He doesn’t have that luxury tonight. Sure he could brawl with me, he could use weapons on me but just like CM Banks and The Heart Break Bitch found out; I can do the exact same thing back.

SQ: Tonight I’m not gonna just snap Jays streak, I’m break his bones, I’m gonna break his spirit, I’m gonna make him look like Jenny on a good night. Jaywalker is gonna tap out tonight. Superior by force, quality at its very best – I’m in it, to win it.

( SQ smirks before walking off )

( Camera fades to the ring )

(The Steel Cage raised above the ring is slowly lowered down)

ETR: We know what this means, we’re about to see a rare sight as the Vixens Championship is contested inside that deadly structure of mesh and steel!

(“Rumors” by Lindsay Lohan plays on the speakers all throughout the arena as Cameron Ella Ava makes her way out to the stage in new black and yellow attire with a confident smile)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EAW VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP!!…. First, making her way to the ring, the challenger…
From Los Angeles, California!…. Weighing in at 125 pounds!…. CAMERON! ELLA!! AAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAA!!!…

HYC: You can tell, just as usual, this young and beautiful lady has both determination and confidence practically radiating off of her as she makes her way to the ring and that’s something you have to appreciate, because a strong mindset could very well be all it takes to give you an advantage in this contest that’s been known to end careers when you need it the most!

(“Mercy” by Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne plays on the speakers all throughout the arena as Cleopatra makes her way out to the stage in custom EGO-themed white and red attire with the EAW Vixens Championship around her waist)

Announcer: And her opponent!…. Now making her way to the ring… From Montreal, Quebec, Canada!…. Weighing in at 107 pounds!…. SHE IS THE EAW VIXENS CHAMPION!!…. CCCCCLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPAAAATTTRRRAAAA!!!…

ETR: Speaking of radiating confidence and determination, look no further than the reigning Vixens Champion as she makes her way down to the ring, proudly displaying both that beautiful Vixens Championship she’s worked so hard thus far to keep around her waist and her heritage as she is one of a few home-country heroes tonight as this packed Canadian crowd ignores her actions as of late and her involvement in Project E.G.O and cheer her on loud and clear!

(DING! DING! DING!)

HYC: There’s the bell and this contest is officially under way as both of these women circle the ring… You can tell right from the get-go that this isn’t going to be for the faint of heart, whether you’re a man, woman, child, or embryo as both Cameron and Cleopatra rush in to lock up in the middle of the ring! Both women looking to overpower the other in this contest of strength, but it seems rather even as—Cleopatra sidesteps Cameron and sends her opponent crashing down to the canvas by her hair! Cameron seems none too happy about that at all as Cleopatra seems to be playing with her, laughing at what she just did to her challenger…

ETR: However, this proud Canadian crowd stays firmly behind the defending Champion nonetheless as Cameron hurries back to her feet and both women get back to where they began as they lock up once more… Cameron is quick to drop to her knees and pick up Cleopatra on her shoulders! Fireman’s carry connects firmly into the canvas as Cameron immediately transitions into a headlock to the downed Champion! Cameron seems to be playing games of her own on Cleopatra, outwrestling her in a very short amount of time, trying to humiliate her opponent in her own personal way! Cleopatra seems to be taking notice of this as she’s doing whatever she can to struggle out of this and take back control…

HYC: The crowd is on their feet for the Champion, clapping to egg her on to fight back to her feet as she looks to be doing just that! However, it would seem Cameron is doing a good job of keeping Cleopatra from getting out of this as she keeps the Champion in that headlock on her back, making just that much more tough to escape from… Cleopatra’s up nonetheless as she uses that incredible flexibility of hers to arch her back to get up to her feet! Cleopatra immediately uses this opportunity to her advantage as she turns herself around, still under the arm of Cameron—NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! Executed perfectly by the Champion and kicked out almost immediately by the challenger as both women race to their feet!

ETR: They’re up! Cleopatra swings with a powerful roundhouse! Cameron dodges it and swings with a powerful elbow straight to the jaw of the Champion! But Cleopatra manages to evade the counter and attempts one of her own as she pulls in Cameron by her hair! Cleopatra isn’t looking to keep up that showing of technical prowess as she’s got nothing but victory on her mind as she RAMS Cameron face-first into that mesh of the cage! Cameron immediately replies with a vicious elbow to the jaw of the Champion! A furious Cleopatra sends back a forearm, connecting with the back of Cameron’s skull as she once again collides face-first into one of the four steel cage walls! CLEOPATRA WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF CAMERON’S HEAD!! Now THAT was devastating as Cameron’s skull bounces off the wall of the cage again!

HYC: Cleopatra rushes back to her feet as Cameron drops down to the canvas like a statue! Cleopatra could be looking to go for a cover, looking to achieve the early victory in this contest! But hold on a second… The Champion’s got something in her eyes as she looks down at the now defenseless Cameron Ella Ava… Cameron’s looking to rise back to her feet—Cleopatra stops her dead in her tracks with a sickening boot to the joints in her right elbow! Cleopatra immediately sends a stomp to the other elbow of Cameron! Now to the right knee of Cameron! The left! Cleopatra is showing off a tribute to her fellow E.G.O member, Jaywalker, as she lays into Cameron with the notorious act of Jaywalking!! Cleopatra finally puts a stop to the vicious attack and seems to be chuckling to herself as Cameron cringes, in a great amount of pain!

ETR: I’m afraid it’s going to take a lot more than that to keep Cameron down, this young lady has a great amount of resilience if anything else as she’s already looking to climb back to her feet… Cleopatra cuts her off once again, this time with a powerful kick straight to the ribs! You can see Cameron has a busted lip from that dropkick into the cage wall from earlier, but that seems to be only a part of the damage Cleopatra is looking to inflict onto her opponent as she lays into Cameron with several more rib-crushing kicks! Cleopatra isn’t just looking to defeat her opponent, she wants to HURT her! Cleopatra kicks Cameron over, onto her belly and sits atop her back, down on the canvas as she’s looking to further damage and humiliate Cameron! Cleopatra reaches over, grabbing Cameron by her hair… And nails her with a crossface shot! Another crossface! Cleopatra is unloading a series of vicious crossface shots into the badly damaged Cameron Ella Ava! This is sickening!

HYC: Cleoptra FINALLY puts a stop to her unrelenting attack on her Challenger as she seems to finally be getting serious about ending this contest as she… Cleopatra signals the end for this match as this Canadian crowd roars in applause for the Vixens Champion! Cleopatra reaches down, slowly dragging Cameron to her feet! SHE PULLS CAMERON IN!! THIS COULD BE IT!! BRUTALITY!!!! No! Cleopatra seems to have only been teasing it, to the dismay of this crowd tonight as she instead grabs a hold of Cameron and sends her slamming into the nearest cage wall! Cleopatra is RUBBING the face of Cameron across that cage wall! What a showing of disrespect! This Canadian crowd may have great respect for Cleopatra, but she sure as hell isn’t returning the favor! Cleopatra pulls Cameron away from the cage wall and connects with a shot to the gut! SHE PULLS CAMERON IN!! THIS IS IT!! BRUTALITY!!!!

ETR: IT CONNECTS!!! NO! NO—WAIT—CAMERON LANDS ON HER FEET AS CLEOPATRA LANDS ON HER BACK! Cameron miraculously landed on her feet as Cleopatra has suddenly entered panic mode!! Cameron’s got a hold of both of Cleopatra’s legs!! She’s looking for something big! Cleopatra is doing everything in her being to get out of this, but it seems the determination of the challenger if far too much as she quickly rolls Cleopatra onto her stomach—IT’S LOCKED IN!! SHARPSHOOTER!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER ON THE VIXENS CHAMPION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS THIS CROWD ERUPTS WITH BOOS!!! I don’t think doing this was even intentional on Cameron’s part, but nonetheless, it’s not like this crowd liked her any better before anyway!

HYC: Cleopatra is WRITHING in agonizing pain in the middle of the ring as Cameron applies more and more pressure to this historic hold as this crowd continues to fill the arena with boos!! Cleopatra could very well be on her way to tapping out and leaving this arena and country in defeat in what could be the most humiliating defeat possible!! Cleopatra may have no other choice, no ropes can save her at this point! Cameron is intent on winning this! Hold on a second! Don’t count out the Vixens Champion just yet as it seems she’s using whatever she has left to fight out of this deadly submission!! She’s doing it! Cleopatra slowly… She rolls back onto her back! Cameron breaks the hold! But she’s not letting go just yet!

ETR: Cleopatra continues to panic as Cameron sets her up!! SLINGSHOT!! CLEOPATRA IS SENT CRASHING INTO THE CAGE WALL!!! What a match thus far that these two young Vixens are putting on in this steel cage! Neither wants to lose and they’re doing everything possible to keep that from happening! Cleopatra has fallen into no-man’s land, stuck between the ropes and that unforgiving cage wall as both she and Cameron slowly rise back to their feet… Cameron stumbles her way over to the Vixens Champion—Cleopatra sends a forearm into the face of Cameron! Cameron retaliates with a LOUD knife-edge chop across the chest of Cleopatra! Cleopatra sends back a sickening open-fist shot across the face of Cameron! CAMERON SENDS CLEOPATA OVER THE ROPES BY HER HAIR!!

HYC: LOOK AT THIS! CLEOPATRA’S ARMS ARE CAUGHT IN THE ROPES!! THIS IS BAD! THIS IS VERY BAD!! Cleopatra is EXACTLY where you DON’T want to be!! Cameron Ella Ava looks at her trapped opponent and with a proud smile, begins to take her leave to victory as the Referee opens the door for her on the outside! Cleopatra is LIVID!! She’s completely stuck in a position in which she may not be able to escape in time as Cameron is literally moments away from walking out of this cage with the Vixens Championship once again around her waist!! THIS IS IT! THE REFEREE OPENS THE DOOR!! CLEOPATRA IS RACING TO ESCAPE FROM THE ROPES!! CAMERON’S OUT!!!! NO!! NO—CHRISTY CRUISE OUT OF NOWHERE! CHRISTY CRUISE STOPS CAMERON BY SLAMMING THAT CAGE DOOR STRAIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF CAMERON!!!

ETR: A dazed Cameron Ella Ava backpedals… Cleopatra has escaped the ropes!! CLEOPATRA CHARGES AS CAMERON TURNS AROUND!! But Cameron ducks the lariat from Cleopatra! Cleopatra turns around and both CHARGE!! BOTH COLLIDE WITH ONE ANOTHER WITH INDIVIDUAL RUNNING CROSSBODIES!!! Both of these women are down and out! This could very well be ANYONE’S game by this point as they seem equal in both offense, defense, damage, any statistic, you name it! Christy Cruise is on the outside, cheering for Cleopatra to get up as it seems Cameron is rising just a little bit quicker! Cameron is up as Cleopatra isn’t far behind! CAMERON’S CLIMBING UP THE CAGE!! SHE’S LOOKING TO ESCAPE ANOTHER WAY!! Cameron isn’t giving up just yet! Cleopatra is chasing for her!

HYC: This is practically neck and neck! Both of these women are racing to the top, but it seems Cameron is a little bit closer to the ultimate goal! CAMERON’S UP AT THE TOP!! No! Cleopatra grabs a hold of Cameron’s tights and pulls her back down as both women are on standing on the ropes! Cleopatra sends a devastating kick to the body of Cameron! Another! ANOTHER! CLEOPATRA IS UNLOADING INTO A DAMAGED CAMERON WITH SEVERAL POWERFUL KICKS!! This is looking bad for the challenger! CLEOPATRA SENDS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK STRAIGHT TO THE SKULL OF CAMERON ELLA AVA!!! NO! Cameron catches the foot of Cleopatra! CAMERON LODGES THE FOOT OF CLEOPATRA INTO A HOLE OF THE CAGE WALL!! CAMERON IMMEDIATELY CONNECTS WITH THE GODDESS’ TOUCH!!!!

ETR: Cameron drops awkwardly back down to the canvas! BUT LOOK! CLEOPATRA IS RENDERED UNABLE TO CLIMB OR ANYTHING AS SHE’S HANGING UPSIDE DOWN BY HER FOOT STUCK IN THE CAGE WALL!!! THIS IS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR THE CHALLENGER!! Cleopatra is still dazed from that Goddess’ Touch by her opponent, but she’s slowly coming to her senses as Cameron, despite her damage, is crawling towards the door for victory!! Cleopatra is shaking the cobwebs out as Cameron inches her way to the door! CLEOPATRA IS PANICKING, TRYING TO GET HERSELF OUT!! Cameron is so CLOSE! CLEOPATRA’S TRYING!! Christy Cruise is awaiting Cameron on the outside—This is bad!!

HYC: LOOK OUT!! CHRISTY CRUISE IS TAKEN DOWN BY SASHA FIERCE OUT OF NOWHERE!! THIS IS IT!!! CAMERON IS MERE INCHES AWAY!! CLEOPATRA ESCAPES FROM THE CAGE WALL!!! CAMERON IS ALMOST OU—CLEOPATRA GRABS HER FOOT AND TRIPS HER TO THE MAT, AND SHE QUICKLY SCURRIES OUT OF THE DOOR! CLEO WINS, BUT JUST BARELY!

(DING! DING! DING!)

( She Will by Lil Wayne plays all throughout the arena as the Referee hand Cleo the Vixens Championship on the outside and Cameron looks on in shock inside the cage)

Announcer: The Winner of this match and STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EAW VIXENS CHAMPION OF THE WWWWOOOOORRRLLLDDD!!!…. CLEOOOOOOOOOPATRAA!!

ETR: This was… Just almost a screwjob. Cameron had that match won, and Cleopatra pulls it out from under her. This is just pure outrage folks… But who knows. It will continue some day.

( House of Glass DVD Preview )

( Camera fades backstage where Cleopatra walks into the locker room as POP and HBB yell congratulations and Troy Conway opens a bottle of wine )

Dark Demon: Good job, Cleopatra. You’re going to be setting the trend of E.G.O. winning tonight.

POP: Yeah dude, that was an outstanding match and we knew you’d have it in you the whole time.

Christy: I know I got banged up a little bit, and so did you, but me and Cleopatra are proud to say we’re E.G.O. victors.

( Jaywalker is seen straining his fingers in his hair from the corner )

Cleopatra: Jaywalker, what’s wrong?

HBB: Yeah, what’s your issue? You should be happy for Cleopatra here.

Jaywalker: ( Groaning ) I am happy. But I can’t interpret the fact she won without any interference to Cameron Ella Ava herself. I see her winning these matches on her own and it makes me, actually jealous. I am speaking out right now to tell you guys to not interfere in my match.

Demon: What if there’s an issue? 3 moments left and you’re losing? You expect us to watch you lose?

Jaywalker: Uh, Yeah I do. Cleopatra won without any help, and damn well so can I. Just listen to me for once, and do not even get near the ring. I want this to be all natural, and all me. Congratulations Cleopatra, good job.

( Jaywalker shuffles out of the room as everyone else celebrates)

( Ding Ding Ding )

Ring Announcer: The following match will be an Elite Rules match… AND IT IS FOR, THE EAW ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!

( Reminder by Jay Z plays as Scott Diamond comes out in a new blue and pink Scott Diamond shirt )

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger… From Long Island, New York… Weighing in at 270 pounds… SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DDDIIIAMMMONNNNNNDDD!!!

HYC: Since his return, there has been quite a bit of bad blood between him and Pyrite… And it’ll probably be settled here tonight, let’s watch.

( Immaculate plays as Pyrite walks out with the Elite title around his waist and he’s wearing a plain black shirt saying ”I am better than you.” )

Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 285 pounds… HE IS THE EAW ELITE CHAMPION, PYRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

( Ding Ding Ding )

ETR: AND PYRITE CHARGES AT SCOTT DIAMOND AND STARTS UNLOADING RIGHT AND LEFT HANDS ALL OVER HIM! Pyrite continues with the attac– SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A SNAP KICK TO HIS GUT! Scott Diamond is hammering elbows repeatedly into the spine of Pyrite, and Scott Diamond grips him in the side… AND HOISTS HIM INTO THE AIR WITH A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX… AND CONNECTS! Scott Diamond has an early and noticeable advantage here folks… Scott Diamond picks him up again, and starts hammering more fists into his face as he hooks him in… AND SCOTT DIAMOND GOES FOR A SUPLEX! BUT PYRITE WEIGHS HIMSELF DOWN TO THE MAT AND SENDS AN UPPERCUT TO SCOTT DIAMOND! Scott is leaning back a little bit… AND PYRITE FLATTENS HIM WITH ONE GLORIOUS CLOTHESLINE! This has already been a nice back and forth match, but Pyrite falls to his knees and is hammering Scott into the mat over and over again! Pyrite finally gets up and backs up a little bit… He taunts for Scott to get up… AND PYRITE CHARGES FOR A SPEAR! BUT SCOTT DIAMOND SIDE STEPS, AND PYRITE STOPS HIMSELF IN THE CORN—SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A POWERFUL CORNER SPLASH! Scott Diamond backs up as Pyrite comes tumbling out of the corner… AND SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A BEAUTIFUL BACK BODY DROP… THE BIG CHAMPION IS DOWN ON THE MAT!

HYC: Scott Diamond comes up behind the groggy Pyrite and wraps his arms around… AND HE IS LOOKING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT PYRITE REACHES AROUND AND FALLS TO THE MAT, HITTING A JAWBREAKER ON SCOTT! Pyrite quickly rolls back over to his feet as he starts to go over to Scott, and he yanks him up… Pyrite is hammering right hands into Scott, and Scott falls back into the corner… AND PYRITE CHARGES AND CONNECTS WITH A TACKLE INTO THE CORNER! Pyrite is driving his shoulder repeatedly into Scott’s stomach, again, again, and again! Scott Diamond is coughing up something fierce here folks, and Pyrite grabs him and spins him onto his shoulders… AND PYRITE WITH AN EXCELLENT RUNNING POWERSLAM! Pyrite quickly picks up Scott Diamond again… AND HITS A SUPLEX ON THE BIG MAN! These two giants are just manhandling each other… Scary to think what they would do to the lightweights… Pyrite grabs Scott and tosses him in corner… AND PYRITE CHARGES FOR ANOTHER CORNER CLOTHESLINE! BUT SCOTT DIAMOND DUCKS AND TURNS AROUND… AND CONNECTS WITH A THUMPING BACK SUPLEX ON PYRITE! Scott Diamond gets on his back and starts driving his elbow into his spine, maybe he calls that move the Massage from Hell!

ETR: Well I don’t know and I don’t care what he calls it, but it’s effecting Pyrite noticeably…. Pyrite is trying to crawl towards the rope…. AND HE GETS A HAND ON IT! The referee forces Scott off of Pyrite, and Pyrite gets back to his fee— SCOTT DIAMOND CHARGES AND HITS A LOU THESZ PRESS ON PYRITE! HE IS HAMMERING PUNCHES ALL OVER HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN, AND PYRITE GRABS THE ROPE TRYING TO FORCE HIM OFF… BUT SCOTT KEEPS GOING! The referee is counting, and he’s already at four as Scott stops the attack… Pyrite gets to his feet again and he grips the rope… AND SCOTT DIAMOND CHARGES AT HIM AGAIN! BUT PYRITE TAKES HIM TO THE GROUND WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK! Scott Diamond holds his chest as he groans, and Pyrite starts kicking him in the spine over and over again… Pyrite climbs up onto the top rope… He taunts the crowd as Scott gets up… AND HE LEAPS FOR A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE! BUT SCOTT KICKS HIM IN THE GUT MIDWAY THROUGH! AND HE GETS HIM IN THE SUPLEX POSITION AS HE LIFTS HIM UP… AND CONNECTS WITH A GLORIOUS DEAD LIFT DDT! Scott Diamond is laughing in joy here as he lifts Pyrite up to his feet and grabs his arm…

HYC: Scott Diamond goes for an Irish whip into the corner! BUT PYRITE REVERSES AND SENDS SCOTT DIAMOND RATTLING INTO THE CORNER… PYRITE CHARGES AT SCOTT FULL SPEE—SCOTT WITH THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK! SCOTT DIAMOND JUST FLATTNED THE CHAMPION OUT OF NO WHERE, AND SCOTT FALLS TO THE MAT HOOKING HIS LEG!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
KICCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKOUTTT!!!

ETR: PYRITE JUST KICKED OUT OF THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!?!?!? Pyrite just took a huge hit, and he is showing how much this title means to him here, folks… Scott Diamond pulls Pyrite up to his feet again, but Pyrite reacts instantly with an uppercut, and now he is sending elbows and knees all over Scott Diamond! Scott Diamond falls back against the ropes, and Pyrite is hitting some nasty chest chops, and he is putting more and more power into the chops, and the pale chest of Scott Diamond is swelling severely… IT’S RED AS BLOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE! Pyrite quickly backs up as he taunts Scott Diamond to come at him… AND PYRITE WITH A HIP TOSS ON SCOTT DIAMOND! Pyrite leans back against the rope in pain, but with no time to waste he charges at Scott Diamond and hits a propelling knee drop right on his skull! He locks in a very sturdy sleeper hold on Scott Diamond… He squeezes very tight as Scott loses motion and is very still… Pyrite pulls Scott up to his feet while still holding the sleeper hold… AND OH MY LORD! PYRITE LIFTS HIM IN THE AIR AND SPINS WITH A URINAGI! Pyrite is grinning a lot here as he grabs Scott Diamond and he hoists him up on his shoulders… AND PYRITE SPINS FOR THE F-5! THE FINISHING MANEUVER THAT MAY WIN HIM THE MATC—SCOTT DIAMOND LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND HE HOISTS HIMSELF UNDER… REVERSE SPINNING STO!

HYC: Pyrite is down on the mat holding his neck, and Scott Diamond yanks his arm between his legs and sits on it… AND HE LOCKS IN A CROSSFACE! SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A CROSSFACE MOVE HERE AS PYRITE IS GROANING IN INDECISIVE PAIN HERE! Pyrite continues with the heavy groans, but now he is turning it to motivation, and the motivation is giving him strength… He gets on one knee… AND NOW PYRITE IS STANDING WHILE HOLDING SCOTT DIAMOND AS HIS SIDE… AND DROPS HIM WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM! HOLY HELL PYRITE ESCAPED THE CROSSFACE! Pyrite is the definition of pure utter will here folks, and he lifts up Scott Diamond and whips him into the ropes… PYRITE CHARGES AS SCOTT RICOCHE—SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK AGAIN! PYRITE IS KNOCKED OUT COLD ON THE MAT, AND SCOTT DIAMOND DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS HIS LEG!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

ETR: BUT PYRITE KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND! PYRITE HAS KICKED OUT OF TWO BICYCLE KICKS HERE… OH MY GOD! Scott Diamond is rubbing his hair in frustration, and he’s running out of options for this pure monster Pyrite here… Scott Diamond lifts up Pyrite and pulls him between his legs… He underhooks both arms here as he is looking for the Cold Hard Justice… AND HE HOISTS HIM U—PYRITE CHARGES HIM INTO THE CORNER! PYRITE JUST SMASHED SCOTT DIAMOND WITH PURE FORCE INTO THE CORNER! Scott Diamond is slumping over, and Pyrite is positioning him up on the top turnbuckle… Oh my God, Pyrite climbs up there as he hooks Scott’s arm around his neck… PYRITE IS LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX! AND HE LIFTS HIM UP… WAIT! HE IS IN MID AIR MOVING OVER SCOTT’S BODY… WHAT THE HELL… HE JUST DID A SUPER-JACKERHAMMER! A JACKHAMMER ON SCOTT DIAMOND OFF THE TOP ROPE! PYRITE HAS THE MATCH IN HIS HAT NOW FOR SURE! HE HOOKS THE LEG!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

HYC: THE CHAMPION RETAI—THE REFEREE SAYS SCOTT DIAMOND GOT HIS LEG ON THE ROPE AT THE LAST SECOND, OH MY DEAR LORD! THIS MATCH IS INSANE HERE FOLKS! Pyrite is getting very very frustrated here… He quickly gets up and lifts up Scott Diamond… AND HE IS STARTS SMASHING SCOTT’S FACE INTO HIS KNEE OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Pyrite is getting very angry as he is breathing heavy, and he puts Scott in position for… A URINAGI! AND HE DROPS THE URINAGI RIGHT ON HIS KNEE! PYRITE WITH THE URINAGI ON THE KNEE! Scott Diamond is losing balance as he barely stands… AND PYRITE GOES RUNNING OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES… HE IS LOOKING FOR THE SPEAR! AND… SCOTT DIAMOND WITH ANOTHER POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SUSPECT, BUT HE HOOKS THE LEG!

ONEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

( Ding Ding Ding )

( Reminder by Jay Z plays as Scott rolls over onto his buttocks as is handed the title, he starts celebrating instantly )

Ring Announcer: Your winner, and new EAW ELITE CHAMPION… SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DDDIIAMMMONNDDDDDD!!

ETR: I can tell you right now, that after all the power and upsets that Pyrite exhibited, I had no idea if Scottt was going to win or not… But now, representing the Elite division, we have a new champion.

( Road to Redemption Lengthy preview )

( Jaywalker is seen in the aisle warming up as the camera fades to the ring )

( The camera pans to the arena with an aerial view of the ring announcer in the ring. It slowly zooms in to the announcer )

Ring Announcer: This following contest… will be a 30 MINUTE ULTIMATE SUUUUUUUBMISSION MAAATCH!!! For thirty minutes, falls will only be accounted for by submission, and the competitor who tallys the majority of falls will be called the winner! Submission falls will only be counted when the submissions are taking place inside the ring, or if a contestant is able to submit by tapping out on the mat; and rope breaks ARE eligable for the bottom rope only! ..

( ‘I Will Not Bow’ – Breaking Benjamin hits over the loudspeakers )

*Superior Quality walks out from the back, shaking off the jitters as he walks to the ring appearing antsy*

Ring Announcer: Introducing first–from Fife, Scotland, weighing in at 227 POOOOUNDSSS.. SUUUUPERIORRRRR QUALITYYYYYY 888888 5555555!!!!!

HYC: It’s almost expected when SQ makes his entrance that you are in store for a treat. But tonight that expectation is raised.

ETR: Chico, I must point this out. Tonight could be the biggest match in SQ’s career, and im saying this not only because he is facing the sole EAW Original, Jaywalker but because of what the win will do for him. Winning this match will immediately elevate him to the top of Showdown, a place he hasn’t been in a while and to be victorious in a bout as personal as this, ironically could do him wonders professionally.

HYC: SQ has it in him to do so. He’s made his mark as a technical wrestler.

( ‘Play for Keeps’ – BOB hits )

*Jaywalker makes his entrance in his robe. He is suited in a chainlinked design robe with a bold lettering saying “Tap” on the back of his robe, as he walks down the ramp and exhibits his logo by walking backwards to the ring with SQ not taking his eyes off of him.*

Ring Announcer: And his opponent.. from Scarborough, Canada, weighed in at 240 POOOOOUNDDSSS.. REPRESENTING PROJECT EGO, JAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYWALKEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!

HYC: Look at that. The intimidation factor, the mindgames that Jay displays in his very attire tell the story! This has been a chess game between these two competitors and the final round is here tonight, when things get as mentally strenuous–

ETR: Yes! That’s EXACTLY what this is, a chess game! We’re going to witness a war and it’s a war of the mind–the winner wont be the strongest, fastest, youngest or any of that it is solely the MIND and how you can use it and you can apply it–THAT is going to decide tonight. And these two are two of the greatest wrestling minds in EAW history, especially Jaywalker, and while this is an uphill battle for SQ, Jaywalker could end up meeting his match.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

**Jaywalker hands his robe to a ringside worker as both men close in and SQ extends his hand infront of Jaywalker, staring at him with a grin. Jay looks down at SQ’s hand, grins and shakes it**

HYC: MISTAKE NUMBER ONE!!! SQ PULLS JAY IN FOR THE CLOTHESLINE!!!

ETR: NOPE, Jay ducks RIGHT under it, turns around to SQ and waves his finger symbolizing what this match is going to mean! **The timer appears at the bottom of the screen, counting down from 30 minutes**

And now that timers on, NOW this is when the factor of preserving energy is applied and both competitors tie up right int he center of the ring, as SQ pushes Jay back into the turnbuckle, but before Jay hits it he shifts around and has SQ pressed back into the turnbuckle. Jay ducks down and THRUSTS HEAVY SHOULDERS INTO SQ’S ABDOMIN, but SQ delivers a MEAN shot with the uppercut, a MEAN kick into the sternum of Jay and as Jay is stood up clutching his chest SQ sends Jay down with an ANGRY european uppercut!

HYC: And Jay rolls to the turnbuckle corner after hitting the mat, as SQ follows suit and is stomping a mudhole into Jay’s upperbody, including one UGLY kick into the mouth of Jay!!! And the ref backs SQ away as Jay’s lip looks like it’s been busted open! But this wasn’t going to be a clean fight in the first place, and it damned sure wasn’t going to be civil. Jay is turned around seeemingly clutching his face as SQ approaches Jay… but Jay TRIPS SQ, AS SQ IS PLANTED JAWFIRST INTO THE EXPOSED MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! SQ had his guard down for a SECOND and Jay is going to capitalize as he backs into the ropes and LEAPS FOR A JUMPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, BUT SQ ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS JAY ENDS UP CRASHING! Jaywalker is hung upside down in somewhat of a tree of woe position with him propped upside down on the middle rope–

ETR: AND SQ GRABS BOTH OF JAYS ARMS, STEPS BOTH OF HIS FEET ON JAY’S CHEST AS JAY IS UPSET DOWN AND PULLS HIMSELF UP WITH JAY’S ARMS, AS JAY IS BEING STRETCHED UP FROM THE GROUND, HUNG ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AND SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE AS THAT VICIOUS, INNOVATIVE CORNER SUBMISSION IS LOCKED IN!!! IMAGINE THAT, IMAGINE THAT HAPPENING TO YOUR BODY! FOLKS, JAYWALKER IS IN SOOOO MUCH TROUBLE AS HE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND THE REF IS ASKING IF HE WOULD LIKE TO SUBMIT! JAY’S ARMS ARE GOING TO BE RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKETS! AND SHOCKINGLY, JAY NODS HIS HEAD IN SUBMISSION! SQ HAS GOTTEN A FALL!

*Score = SQ: 1, Jay: 0*

HYC: Man.. this has brought Jaywalker to his limits ALREADY! And LOOK AT SQ, AS THE REF TRIES PULLING HIM AWAY SQ ELBOWS THE REF, AND CONTINUES THIS SURFBOARD LIKE STRETCH IN THE CORNER… But now Jay finds a way to shift his right leg where his left is, get both his feet to the apron since SQ lost some footing and JAY WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT, THANKS TO HIS VERTICAL BASE USES HIS UPPERBODY, POKED FROM THE APRON IN THE RING, UPPER BODY STRENGTH TO DUMP SQ OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! AND SQ LANDS AWKWARDLY ON HIS SHOULDER AS HE CLUTCHES IT FROM HITTING THE GROUND! Jaywalker made a sacrifice to let SQ get off of his guard for a split second, and he capitalized giving himself a verticle balance and use his strength to do the rest! Jay’s torso has gotta be hurting, but as Jay winds up his arms and steps down the canvas its SQ whos no longer in the drivers seat!

ETR: Jay prevented collateral damage by using his wit to make the sacrifice and now Jay pulls SQ up, BASHES HIM FACE FIRST INTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! And Jay grabs SQ’s body and TOSSES HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! That VERY shoulder that SQ akwardly landed on is being tortured as Jay uses that very arm.. SQ is leaned over the apron and Jay does an ARMWRENCH WRAPPING SQ’S ARM BACKWARDS AROUND THE RINGPOST, UNDERNEATH THE FIRST TURNBUCKLE!! AND WITH SQ’S OTHER ARM, JAY GRABS THAT AND WRENCHES BACK WITH BOTH ARMS AND LEANS ALL OF HIS WEIGHT PULLING BACK ON BOTH OF SQ’S ARMS! SQ’S HURT SHOULDER IS PAYING THE PRICE AS IT IS BEING PRESSED INTO THE COLD POST AND THOUGH SQ CANNOT SUBMIT SINCE HE ISN’T IN THE RING AND CAN’T TOUCH THE CANVAS TO TAP, JAY IS POSSIBLY CRUSHING SQ’S CHANCES OF WINNING THIS MATCH!!!

HYC: SQ is grunting in pain and Jay using alllll of his might to apply pressure on that shoulder!

**The timer shows 24:24 left on the clock**

And if you look at the time it’s been 6 minutes into this match; 24 minutes are left on the timer as Jaywalker has had this wrench locked in for about 40 SECONDS! And Jay finally lets go as SQ rolls into the ring… and whenever SQ rolls on his hurt right shoulder he lets out a cry of pain indicating the damage that has been done! This only prompts Jaywalker to reenter the ring as JAY IMMEDIATELY KNOWS WHAT TO DO, HE CONTORTS THE LEGS AND SWIFTLY APPLIES THE REGAL STRETCH!!!!! THE REGAL STRETCH!!!!! HOW AUTHENTIC IS THAT?! HE’S DOING DAMAGE TO THAT RIGHT ARM AND APPLYING THAT CROSSFACE AS WELL, THIS IS THE PERFECT SUBMISSION AT THE PERFECT TIME AND WITH SQ’S SIGHT IMPAIRED FROM THE CROSSFACE AND THAT SHOULDER BEING DESTROYED, SQ IS BEING PUT AT SERIOUS ODDS! Jaywalkers sacrifice would be in VEIN if he didn’t make SQ tap!

ETR: You’re so absolutely right Chico, this is RETRIBUTION! This is a sacrifice that only a submission could sanctify and SQ is reaping what he sowed from that ONE, ONE dismal yet costly lapse of focus! And SQ is STILL screaming in pain but oddly enough he has yet to submit!!! Jay is continuing to wrench the hold, as SQ is in such a dire situation but is REFUSING to submit and this could be a very, VERY costly mistake! This is a no-win situation, but he should have submit by now and SQ is REFUSING to! And because of that Jaywalker releases the Regal Stretch which was beautifully applied and CONVERTS THE CROSSFACE INTO A SURFBOARD STRETCH, AS JAY PULLS SQ UP AND JAY FALLS ON HIS BACK AS JAYWALKER APPLIES THE ROMERO SPECIAL SURBOARD STRETCH!!!!!!!!!! THE LEGS LOCKED, THE ARMS BEING PULLED BACK AND SQ BEING HOISTED IN THE AIR, SCREAMING IN SHARP PAIN AS THE REFEREE ASKS AGAIN, AND AGAIN IF SQ WANTS TO QUIT!! AND SQ ISNT RESPONDING, HES ONLY SCREAMING….. AND EVENTUALLY HE NODS HIS HEAD IN SUBMISSION!

*Score = SQ: 1, Jay: 1*

HYC: He finally evens the score. Jay releases the hold, and sits up, crossing his legs and thinking about his next approach. Around 22 minutes on the clock, SQ has basically been tortured for the last 2-3 minutes without reprieve and SQ is rolled on the apron grabbing his right arm… SQ’s strength has been cut down, if SQ is to get another hold it would not be as strong, Jaywalker has cut SQ down to size as he is standing over SQ and delivers a STOMP to the right arm… STOMP to the left leg… STOMP to the right knee… STOMP TO THE FACE, JAYWALKING ALL OVER SQ’S DOWNED BODY, AND FINISHES IT WITH A KNEEDROP TO THE INJURED RIGHT SHOULDER OF SQ!! AND SQ SQURMS IN PAIN AND SHOCK!!! That was so sickening, and SQ is slowly returning to his feet as Jay holds his arms out in a crucificial stance… now he SLAPS BOTH HANDS AROUND SQ’S THROAT, GOING FOR THE CHOKEBOMB!! CHOKEBOMB PIN!!!

ETR: But SQ with both arms smacks away Jays hands, and hits a SIT-OUT JAWBREAKER, as Jay stumbles to the mat and SQ buys himself some time and Jay rushes over to SQ as SQ HITS AN UPPERCUT INTO THE GROIN OF JAYWALKER, AND LIFTS HIM UP… RUNNING POWERSLAMMM… NOPE, OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE, MAKING JAYS BODY SMACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, but instead of hitting a powerslam DROPS JAY JAWFIRST, RIGHT INTO THE EXPOSED MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! Alot like Deja Vu, but Jay is the one truly tasting steel as now we can see Jay’s lip busted wide open, it’s a real gusher… and SQ grabs Jay again LIFTING JAY FOR THE QUALITY DRIVER!!!! SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER!!!!! BUT JAY GETS AN ARM FREE AND ELBOWS SQ DIRECTLY IN HIS HURT SHOULDER! And SQ releases Jay as Jay is on his feet and nails ANOTHER blow into that injured shoulder, grabs the arm and IS ATTEMPTING THE CROSS ARMBREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

HYC: HE’S GOT IT, SENDING SQ FLIPPING TO THE MAT AND WRENCHING ON THAT RIGHT ARM, BUT SQ WILL BE DAMED IF HE LETS IT GET FURTHER THAN THAT, SQ WITH HIS LEFT ARM TWISTS AND NAILS A SHOT INTO JAY’S MOUTH! JAY IMMEDIATELY LETS GO!

**The timer shows 17:55 left on the clock**

HYC: SQ grabs the legs of Jaywalker TO SWIFTLY APPLY THE TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!!!!! SQ HAS TURNED THIS AROUND IN A HUGE, HUGE WAY AS JAY SIDETRACKED FROM HIS HURT JAW HAS ALLOWED SQ TO DELIVER THE TEXAS CLOVERLEAF AFTER SQ MADE SEVERAL DESPERATE PLOYS TO GET BACK INTO THE MATCH!!! AND HES GOT IT, AS JAY’S FACE IS KISSING THE CANVAS AND THAT HIGHLY ELEVATED SUBMISSION IS BEING APPLIED IN FULL FORCE! AND THE EXPERTISE OF JAY HAS HIM USING HIS LEGS TRYING TO USE HIS LEGSTRENGTH AS BEST AS HE CAN, BUT SQ REFUSES TO LOSE FOOTING!! JAY IS SO DESPERATE NOW BECAUSE SQ IS GROUNDED AND HAS NO LETUP, AND IM SURE JAY REFUSES TO EVER SUBMIT TWICE IN ONE NIGHT BUT SQ IS REALLY ENFORCING IT… SQ NOW DELIVERS A KICK WITH THE TIP OF THE BOOT INTO THE BACK OF JAY’S SKULL WHILE MAINTAINING THE LOCK, AS YOU CAN SEE BLOOD ON THE MAT FROM JAY’S BLEEDING MOUTH! Jaywalker is now trying to wriggle his body like a worm on crack, and with this SQ LOSES FOOTING FOR A SECOND BUT HAS THE HOLD STILL HELD…

ETR: But Jay twists his body and is able to TURN, to hook his right arm in between SQ’s legs… and now JAY ROLLS SQ ONTO HIS BACK AS SQ RELEASES THE LEGLOCK! SQ has lost his balance! SQ is pulled to the ground on his back by Jay and Jay grabs the leg of SQ, pulls it as SQ FLIPS to his front, laying on the mat on his front and JAY STOMPS ON SQ’S HURT SHOULDER WHILE KEEPING A HOLD ON SQ’S LEGS!!! AND JAY GRABS SQ’S OTHER LEG TO NOW APPLY THE INDIAN DEATHLOCK—- ONLY TO CONVERT INTO THE DEATHLOCK STF!!!!!!!! THAT’S SQ’S FINISHER!!!!!!!! Jay is using SQ’S OWN FINISHER AND HAS IT APPLIED AS SQ IS IN HUUUUUUUUGE, HUUUUUUUUUGE TROUBLE! THE PERIL THAT JAY HAS GOTTEN HIMSELF OUT OF BY JUST ONE QUICK INSTANCE IS ASTOUNDING. JAY HAS THINGS IN HIS FAVOR AS SQ IS BEING PSYCHOLOGICALLY RIPPED THE HELL APART, AND SQ TAPS OUT!!! SUPERIOR QUALITY TAPS OUT!!!

*Score = SQ: 1, Jay: 2*

**The timer shows 14:05 left on the clock**

HYC: Jay CONTINUES the hold as the referee pulls Jay off of SQ! Jaywalker knows what he did and this match is over half way over, but the fatigue factors sets in now after all that they’ve put eachother in the past 17 minutes! Jaywalker pulls SQ by his arm into the center of the ring, and STOMPS back on that arm, man this is such punishment that a man shouldn’t have to endure.. Jay has slid out of the ring now, is coming next to our desk and pulls an unoccupied steel chair with one hand, as hes holding his messed up lip with the other… Jay returns to the ring as SQ is sitting up, and Jay KICKS SQ in the face sending SQ back on his back! And Jay opens the flap of the chair, STICKS SQ’S ARM THROUGH IT AND RE-APPLIES THE CROSS ARMBREAKER FROM BEFORE!!!! IT’S ALL LEGAL IN EAW BUT THIS IS SICK, THAT RIGHT ARM THAT HAS BEEN TORTURED AND IS VIRTUALLY USELESS HAS A CHAIR-EQUIPPED CROSS ARMBREAKER LOCKED IN AS JAY IS RENCHING BACK AT THAT ARM LIKE ITS NOBODY’S BUSINESS, JAY IS SMIRKING EVER SO SLYLY WHILE SQ IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! We’ve both competed in this business and we both know, ETR, that there is no preparing yourself whatsoever for brutality like that!

ETR: Absolutely not! SQ is screaming in pain, and is now shifting his body, trying to shift its position as he gets ONE FOOT OVER THE ROPES! And in EAW, any contact with the bottom rope means a ropebreak from pinfall or submission, which is why the ref is forcing Jaywalker away from SQ! Jay could have been well on his way to a 3-1 ruling but now Jay has to release the hold’; he finally does after insubordination! SQ pulls his arm out of the chair as Jay rolls to the apron and is waiting for SQ to return to his feet, as Jay may go for the Springboard Flying Forearm Smash!!! AND SQ IS UP, HOLDING HIS ARM AS JAY SPRINGS OFF AND CONNECTS!!! BUT SQ QUICKLY PICKS UP THE STEEL CHAIR AND SWINGS AT JAY IN MIDAIR, CONNECTING DIRECTLY INTO JAY’S FOREARM!!!! AND JAY IS CLUTCHING HIS FOREARM IN PAIN, SQ SWATTED THAT BIG SHOT AND JAY IS GOING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!

HYC: You’re DAMN RIGHT he will, because SQ heads over to Jay and grabs the both of his arms TO APPLY THE SCISSORED ARMLOCK! IMPORTANT MANEUVER, AS ITS SNAPPED DEAD IN THE RING WITH NO CHANCE OF ESCAPE FOR JAY! BOTH ARMS ARE PULLED BEHIND JAYS HEAD, AS SQ HOLDS THAT SCISSORED ARMLOCK IN TIGHT! And while that armlock is applied, SQ thrusts Jay towards the ring ropes as SQ pulls Jay’s head underneath the 2nd rope! And SQ releases the hold as he seems to be going for something else..

ETR: Jay’s head is under the 2nd rope and now SQ steps onto the apron, hangs his weight on the third highest ring rope and pulls it UNDERNEATH JAY’S THROAT THAT IS UNDER THE 2ND ROPE, CAUSING THE RING ROPES TO MAKE A GUILLOTINE CHOKEHOLD ON JAYWALKER!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS MANIACAL, ABSOLUTELY MANIACAL!! AND THE REF IS TELLING SQ NOT TO DO THIS, BUT SQ IGNORES HIM AS HE HOPS OVER THE ROPES INTO THE RING, PULLS UP JAY’S LEGS AND APPLIES THE ELEVATED TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!!!!! JAY IS TURNING PURPLE, LOOK AT HIS FACE HE IS CHANGING COLOUR AND THE REFEREE IS BEGGING JAY TO SUBMIT! JAY IS TRYING DESPERATELY TO UNTIE HIMSELF FROM THAT CHOKEHOLD BUT NOTHINGS WORKING, SQ HAS CAUGHT JAY IN A DIABOLICAL POSITION AS WE ARE APPROACHING THE 10 MINUTE MARK OF THE CONTEST, AND JAYWALKER WHO HAS BEEN CUT DOWN TO SIZE FINALLY FREES HIMSELF FROM THE GUILLOTINE LOCK OF THE RING ROPES… BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER, BECAUSE SQ DRAGS HIMSELF AND JAY TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND CONTINUES THE TEXAS CLOVERLEAF SUBMISSION AS THE EFFECTIVENESS OF THE ACTUAL SUBMISSION IS WORSENED, AND JAYWALKER BANGS HIS PALMS ON THE MAT! JAY SUBMITS!!!

*Score = SQ: 2, Jay: 2*

**The timer shows 9:11 left on the clock**

HYC: Fatigue has made this match its resting place. Both of these competitors are laid out in this ring, SQ in pure exhaustion, Jay in obliteration. These two guys have unleashed the unthinkable on eachother and the job is still far from over, as the score is only merely evened!

*A moment passes*

Both of these competitors have been laid out for some time as theres eight minutes forty seven seconds, forty six seconds and SQ finally returns to his feet after assumingly resting, and Jaywalker is on his forearms as SQ runs and connects a BASEBALL SLIDE to the side of Jay’s skull, sending his lights back out! SQ hovers over Jay to maneuver an armbar; notice that SQ is using his left arm to lock in Jay’s left arm and is using his right arm to deliver harsh elbows into Jay’s trapped arm! SQ cannot perform an effective submission with the right arm alone! Jay has done his job and has made things that much harder in this sweat dripping nail biting war of the minds! And now Jay with a SURGE gets up from his seated position, gets to a vertical base and SWINGS WILDLY at SQ, but SQ ducks under it and CLIPS THE BACK OF JAY’S KNEE, THE LEFT KNEE WITH HIS OWN INJURED RIGHT SHOULDER! SQ clutches his shoulder in pain after hitting that but now Jay is down and is embracing his knee!

ETR: Rookie mistake! Jay is going to pay for exposing that weakspot as SQ pulls down Jay’s kneepad…. stands over Jay and STOMPS on Jaywalker’s left knee!! Softening it and turning it into a target! As SQ lifts that left leg with his right hand and drops an ELBOW to the knee! He returns to his feet, drops ANOTHER ELBOW to the knee! Returns to his feet, ELBOW to the knee! Returns to his feet, ELBOW, DEAD INTO THE EXPOSED KNEE! Superior Quality taunts to the crowd… and now SQ BEGINS COPYING JAYWALKERS JAYWALK MANEUVER, SENDING STOMPS ALL OVER OPEN AREAS OF JAY’S BODY! AND FINISHES IT WITH A KNEEDROP TO THE SKULL OF JAYWALKER! AND NOW SQ IMMEDIATELY BACKS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, CLIMBS UP TO THE 2ND ROPE…. AND DROPS DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE–NOPE! Jay ROLLS out of the way as SQ thuds both of his arms to the mat and Jay gets back to his feet.. but COLLAPSES as that left knee of his has been neutralized! And now Jay, a dazed, exhausted man who is seeing through tunnel vision looks up at the damaged SQ, who has the steel chair in his hands and SQ MERCILESSLY STARES INTO JAY’S EYES AND SWINGS THE CHAIR DIRECTLY INTO JAY’S SENSITIVE LEFT KNEE! Jay lets out a scream in pain and SQ BASHES THE CHAIR OVER THE BACK OF JAY’S SKULL, LAYING HIM OUT! BUT IT ONLY GETS WORSE, AS SQ LIFTS UP THAT MESSED UP LEFT KNEE AND LOCKS IN A SINGLE LEGGED BOSTON CRAP!!!

HYC: Ligaments are surely being torn from this one as SQ is wrenching all the way back, but Jay after a moment is able to forcibly turn to his back and KICK SQ AWAY FROM HIM! But SQ returns with a STOMP into the midsection of Jay, as SQ lifts up both of Jay’s legs and is GOING FOR THE INDIAN DEATHLOCK!!!! AND HE’S GOT IT, AND IS GOING TO FINISH THE JOB WITH THE DEATHLOCK STF!!!!!! BUT JAY GRABS THE NEARBY STEEL CHAIR AS SQ LOOKS FRIGHTENED AND JAY CRACKS IT OVER SQ’S SKULL!!! Both men fall to their backs now, but the hold is loose and Jay removes his legs… Jay drags himself to the ropes as he pulls himself up with them, barely able to stand and SQ is a groggy mess as Jay approaches SQ… pulls him up noticeably by that hurt right arm and SQ LEAPS BEHIND JAY, LEAPS ONTO HIS BACK, HOLDS THE BODY SCISSORS AND APPLIES THE STANDING DRAGON SLEEPER!!!! JAY WAS CAUGHT OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT ONE! AND NORMALLY, JAY WOULD BE ABLE TO SUSTAIN THE DAMAGE BEING DISHED OUT BUT JAY IS AT A WEAKENED STATE AND CAN’T EVEN SUPPORT HIMSELF, AS HE TUMBLES TO THE GROUND AND SUPERIOR QUALITY HAS JAY RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM!!! AND WE HAVE PASSED THE FIVE MINUTE MARK, FOUR MINUTES THIRTY SECONDS LEFT TO GO AS SQ IS AT HIS FINAL DESPERATE ATTEMPT OF SEALING THE VICTORY! JAY IS SLIPPING, HE’S BEING BROUGHT PAST HIS BREAKING POINT, HE’S DONE FOR HE’S DONE FOR HE’S DONE FOR, JAY IS MOTIONING TO TAP…. BUT HE STOPS HIMSELF!

ETR: AND HE DRAGS HIMSELF WITH EVERY OUNCE THAT HE HAS TO LEAP OVER THE BOTTOM ROPE, AS SQ RELEASES THE HOLD AND ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!

**The timer shows 3:40 left on the clock**

The time is passing by quicker and quicker as moments fly, we have Jaywalker slumped over the ropes who is struggling to keep consciousness, let ALONE plot how things are going to finish and how he can win the match. Superior Quality is outside on his knees, clutching his shoulder, looking at the ground and panting heavily after I guess dumping all of his reserves into that Dragon Sleeper…

*A moment passes*

HYC: THREE MINUTE WARNING! THREE MINUTES LEFT IN THIS MATCH, this is getting CRUCIAL! As if it hasn’t been crucial all match! SQ rolls back into the ring after looking at the clock and now SQ wraps his legs around the downed Jaywalker again and is going for the LEG-SCISSORED GROUNDED CAMEL CLUTCH… But Jay reaches back and SNAPMARES SQ into the ring, as its no dice! Jay gets back to his feet, falls back to the ropes and SQ seems to have snapped as he runs fullspeed towards Jay to CLOTHESLINE HIM OUT OF THE RING.. BUT JAY COUNTERS WITH A DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER!!! THE BEST SPINBUSTER IN THE GAME, BUT SQ LANDS DIRECTLY ON HIS RIGHT SHOULDER WHICH SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN WHAT JAY HAD IN MIND, AS SQ IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND SQUIRMING ALL OVER THE RING! He tilted that Spinebuster, converted it so that the shoulder would get full damage and now Jay stumbles, not walks, stumbles behind SQ as SQ is writhing in pain and getting back up out of reflex….. OH BOY!!!

ETR: JAY!!!! JAY IS LOOKING FOR THE ABOLISHER!!!!!!!!!!! CROSSFACE CHICKENWING!!!!!! CROSSFACE CHICKENWING!!!! BUT SQ REVERSES WITH AN ARMWHIP/TAKEDOWN, AS JAY HITS THE MAT AND BANGS HIS FIST ON THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION, JAY IS RETURNING BACK UP AS SQ RUNS TOWARDS JAY FOR A SPEAR— DIRECTLY INTO JAY’S BAD LEFT KNEE! And Jay falls to the ground, as SQ lifts up Jay’s leg and is going for the STF!!! MODERN STF, APPLIED IN THE RING AS THERE IS ONLY ONE MINUTE AND THIRTY SECONDS LEFT!!! AND JAY IS TRYING TO CRAWL TO THE APRON!!! JAY IS AT THE EDGE, HE’S GOING TO TAP OUT, HIS HAND IS UP… AND JAY TAPS!!! NO! NO HE DOENS’T! HE DOESN’T TAP, MY MISTAKE, HES MAKING ANOTHER EFFORT TO WILL HIMSELF ON, HE’S BANGING HIS FISTS INTO THE CANVAS AND CLAWING TO THE RING APRON, AND HE MAKES IT THERE!!! AND THE REF TRIES PULLING SQ OFF, BUT SQ REFUSES TO RELEASE, AS JAY CLAWS UNDER NEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE AND IS HALFWAY OUT OF THE RING! But SQ see’s what Jay is doing as Jay turns around on the apron, and SQ stands up and is trying to pull Jay in the ring… but Jay DROPS SQ FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP ROPE!

HYC: SQ turns around as Jay enters the ring and leans back on the turnbuckle… and SQ CHARGES TOWARDS JAY— BUT JAY DODGES OUT OF THE WAY, BEHIND SQ AS SQ HITS THE CORNER, AND JAY FROM BEHING HITS THE TRANSCENSION LARIAT INTO THE BACK OF SQ’S SKULL!! AS SQ HITS THE CORNER HARSHLY, DAMN NEAR BEING SENT OVER THE CORNER TO THE OUTSIDE, BUT JAY WILL NOT ALLOW IT AS JAY GRABS SQ AND APPLIES THE ABOLISHER AGAIN!!!!! CROSSFACE CHICKENWING!!!!!!! THERE ARE ONLY THIRTY SECONDS LEFT!!! TWENTY NINE, TWENTY EIGHT, TWENTY SEVEN, TWENTY SIX, TWENTY FIVE SECONDS LEFT, AS SQ IS REFUSING TO TAP! HE’LL DO ANYTHING BUT IT! JAY IS LITERALLY ON ONE LEG, BUT JAY IS SWINGING SQ AROUND WITH THAT CROSSFACE CHICKENWING HOLD, AND WHAT IS SQ GOING TO USE TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOLD, HIS INJURED RIGHT ARM??? I THINK NOT! FIFTEEN SECONDS LEFT, AND SQ ELBOWS WITH HIS HURT ARM THE SIDE OF JAY’S BODY, AND HITS A HEADBUTT INTO JAY’S FACE! TEN SECONDS LEFT! AS SQ RUNS FULLSPEED TOWARDS JAY…… BUT JAYWALKER SPINS BEHIND SUPERIOR QUALITY AND LIFTS HIM UP FOR THE TORTURE RAAAACK!!!!!!! HE HAS HIM!!!!!!! FIIIVE! FOOOOUR!!! THREE!!!!! TWOOO!!! OONNNEE!!!! ..

**SQ taps out**

( BUZZ!!!!!! )

( Ding! Ding! Ding! ) ..

*Jay immediately releases the torture rack and falls to the mat, and SQ falls lifelessly off of Jay’s shoulders to the ground*

Ring Announcer: Here is your winneeeerr… JAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYWALKEEEEEERRRRR!!

( ‘Play for Keeps’ – BOB hits )

*Score = SQ: 2, Jay: 3*

ETR: Jaywalker wins! This emotional rollercoaster comes to an end!!!

*The referee helps Jaywalker up and raises his hand, as Jay steps onto the apron, down to the ringside and stumbles favoring his knee but eventually walks up the ramp without turning back*

HYC: That was easily the best submission match I’ve ever seen, and overall one hell of a contest that will be almost an impossible act to follow!

ETR: You’re tellin me, I watched the whole thing! And if you watched it, you saw what we meant when we called this a battle of the mind, because that’s what it WAS as the mind was tested both in quickness and resiliency! All doubt HAD to be removed and it looked like frustration would have gotten the best of Jaywalker! But the quickest thinker won, and at the final moment Jaywalker was that guy!

HYC: So many moments and so much innovation was put into this… and though Jaywalker isn’t sticking around to celebrate, he is limping up that ramp a proud winner and perhaps the greatest wrestling mind of all time. UNDEFEATED since returning, ladies and gentlemen. You don’t have to like it, but you have to respect him.

( Dynasty and Showdown Recaps )

( Highlights of WHC Triple Threat plays )

( Dark Demon is seen walking down the aisle towards the entrance ramp )

( Jaywalker appears in the hallway and slowly walks up to Dark Demon )

Jaywalker: ( Grinning ) Swerve.

( Jaywalker does the Swerve taunt by Demon keeps walking by )

( Dark Demon is seen looking down as he starts warming up )

( House of Glass DVD Promo )

( Ding Ding Ding )

Ring Announcer: The following match is your main event… AND IT IS FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

( Everythang’s Corrupt rings through the arena as Robbie V comes jogging out in a silver and blue attire, and then sprints down to the ring )

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, a challenger, from Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 237 pounds… SEKAIICHI, ROBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE V!

ETR: This man has gone through a lot since his impacting return at House of Glass. He has taken down pieces of competition, and battled the World Heavyweight Champion to a brittle stop… But he also took bleach to his eyes and a 20 foot fall… Nonetheless, it look’s like he’s out here ready to fight!

( Come as You Are plays as Diamond Cage comes wandering out through the crowd with a blank face, although sporting some white and yellow tights )

Ring Announcer: And another challenger, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 225 pounds… DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAMONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD CCCCCCAGGEEEEE!!!

HYC: Oh wee! Quite a few weeks ago he returned from suspension, but with a new attitude… He is a walking and real life Frankenstein almost, and inside the ring he’s a complete psychopath and maniac! He has spit, bashed open, bit, and basically killed countless numbers of men night after night.

( Threat by Jay Z blares as Dark Demon walks out in a white attire with a lion across his buttocks, holding the World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder )

Ring Announcer: And the champion, from Galway, Ireland, weighing in at 225 pounds… HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, DARKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DDDDEMMOOOONNNN!!!

ETR: We don’t have to give a speech about him, because he’s exactly what he has always been, a great champion. We have witnessed him defend this title successfully FPV after FPV, and he still has not fallen off. He continues with the great admiration he has always had for this blood-sport, but he still keeps fighting. This will probably be one of his hardest challenges to date, though.

( Ding Ding Ding )

HYC: And to no utter surprise, Robbie and Cage go charging at the World Champion! Robbie is unleashing brutal fists all over his face, and Cage comes out of no where with a brute-kick to his gut! Dark Demon is bent over as both men are hammering down on his spine, Robbie tells something to Cage… AND CAGE AND ROBBIE WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX ON DARK DEMON! Robbie is telling something else to Cage… BUT CAGE KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! If you expected an alliance with Cage, you’re far from smart. Diamond Cage starts hammering down elbows to his spine, and he quickly pulls him up, whips him into the ropes… AND ROBBIE V COMES OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK! Cage falls against the ropes, and Robbie goes chargin—DARK DEMON GRABS ROBBIE’S FOOT AS HE FALLS FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT! AND DIAMOND CAGE RUNS FORWARD WITH AN ELBOW DROP! Diamond Cage pops immediately back up to his feet, and he starts stomping viciously all over Robbie V’s shoulder! Robbie is groaning in pain, and Dark Demon grabs his other arm and quickly starts wrenching back on his elbow… BUT DIAMOND CAGE HITS A PUNT KICK TO DARK DEMON’S SKULL! Demon tumbles back and is leaning on the middle the rope… DIAMOND CAGE CHARGES! BUT DARK DEMON DROPS THE MIDDLE ROPE AND DIAMOND CAGE’S LEG JUST FLEW OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE, OUCH! Dark Demon is laughing like a maniac, and he quickly grabs Cage… AND SENDS HIM DOWN WITH A NECKBREAKER!

ETR: Robbie V is back to his feet, and he quickly comes up to Dark Demon and starts ripping out some left and right forearms! Dark Demon isn’t going to take it, and he starts reacting with roundhouses to the ribcage of Robbie V, and Robbie is right back into the offense as he delivers two hard chest chops, and a spinning heel kick that lands hard into Dark Demon’s gut! Robbie V goes running off the ropes… AND DARK DEMON WITH A BACK BODY DROP! BUT ROBBIE V LANDS ON THE APRON AND HE GRIPS THE TOP ROPE… AND HE HITS AN AMAZING CROSSBODY! BUT DARK DEMON CATCHES ROBBIE V… He’s carrying him around the ring… AND OUT OF NO WHERE, DIAMOND CAGE GOES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES DARK DEMON WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Robbie V and Dark Demon is gassed out down on the mat, and Diamond Cage rolls out of the ring and he quickly snatches a chair from under the ring… He rolls back in, and he is spending some time trying to wedge it between the middle and top turnbuckles… He is on one knee trying to get it wedged in nice and tigh—ROBBIE V COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AND HITS A DROPKICK, DRIVING DIAMOND CAGE’S SKULL HARD INTO THE CHAIR! Robbie V understands exactly what is going on, and he quickly grabs the chair and spins around, smashing it into the running Dark Demon! Robbie V understands how much of an engine Dark Demon has running inside of him, and early attacks may ware him down, hence him slamming this chair into the champion repeatedly.

HYC: Robbie V is continuing this attack here, and he finishes it off with one last smash into Demon’s face! He sets the chair up on Dark Demon’s face… He starts to climb to the top turnbuckle… HE IS LOOKING FOR A DOUBLE LEG DROP FROM THE TOP! BUT DIAMOND CAGE GETS UP ON THE SECOND ROPE, AND REELS OUT A HUGE UPPERCUT! Robbie V is slightly groggy here… AND DIAMOND CAGE QUICKLY HOOKS HIM IN FOR A SUPERPLEX! Robbie V is refusing, as he starts sending in some knees to Diamond Cage’s gut, and after minutes of failing to get back in control, Diamond Cage bites him in the shoulder! Robbie V let’s out a very appropriate squeal, and Diamond Cage hooks him in once more… AND HE’S GOING FOR THE SUPERPLE—DARK DEMON IS UP AND HE SETS CAGE UP ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND POWERBOMBS HIM! THE TOWER OF DOOM STYLED MOVE! The champion is very intelligent, as he should be, but right now he is out of breath… The champion quickly rolls out of the ring, and tosses up the apron… He quickly pulls out a garbage can full of goodies, and he tosses it into the ring… AND HE PULLS OUT A TABLE! Dark Demon quickly whips the table into the ring, and he rolls into the ring himself… He opens the garbage can and he pulls out a kendo stick! He is rubbing his hand up and down it, and he starts to take aim… AND HE CRACKS IT OVER THE BACK OF ROBBIE V! THE KENDO STICK BREAKS ON ITS FIRST STRIKE! Now that’s a weak stick, or a powerful hit…. Or probably both.

ETR: Dark Demon is far from over here as he grabs a baseball bat, and he swings down hard on the kneecap of Diamond Cage! He keeps striking over and over, and he eventually goes over… AND HE LOCKS IN A SINGLE LEGGED BOSTON CRAB! He is wrenching back on the weak knee of Diamond Cage, he is pulling with all his force! Dark Demon is screaming now, as he wrenches back farther and farther… AND ROBBIE V COMES UP BEHIND HIM, AND QUICKLY LOCKS IN A SLEEPER HOLD! Dark Demon isn’t fading yet, but his grip is loosening on Diamond Cage… Robbie V is squeezing very, very, very hard! Dark Demon is actually fading now, and Diamond Cage pulls himself out of his grip and starts to crawl away, but now Robbie V is nearly killing Dark Demon! Dark Demon may have an engine of a locomotive train, but no man can deal with no blood flow to the head… OH MY GOD! OUT OF NO WHERE DIAMOND CAGE HITS A LARIAT FROM BEHIND ROBBIE V, AND QUICKLY TRANSITIONS IT INTO A CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! DIAMOND CAGE HAS IT, THIS COULD BE HIS OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME A WORLD CHAMPION! HE IS WRENCHING BACK SO POWERFULLY HARD, AND ROBBIE V CAN’T MOVE ANYWHERE, THIS IS A WORSE CASE SCENARIO HERE… DIAMOND CAGE IS PROBABLY SECONDS AWAY FROM WINNING, BUT ROBBIE V ISN’T TAPPING, HE WON’T LET IT HAPPEN! Robbie V is just starting to fade away, just as he was making Dark Demon doing… Robbie V is in a load of pain here, but it isn’t making him tap…

HYC: WAIT! DARK DEMON OUT OF NO WHERE JUST SMASHED A GARBAGE CAN OVER THE SKULL OF DIAMOND CAGE! Dark Demon must have knew his championship was in risk, and now he’s in his oh-so common second gear! He is smashing that garbage can down repeatedly all over the body of Diamond Cage, and Robbie V rolls out of the ring… Dark Demon starts unfolding the table, and he sets it up in the middle of the ring… He quickly grabs a bag he had gotten from the garbage can… AND HE DUMPS OUT A MIXTURE OF NAILS, GLASS, AND TACS ALL OVER THE TABLE! Whoever goes through that, might as well be dead! Dark Demon is starting to laugh like a maniac, and he lifts up Diamond Cage… AND DIAMOND CAGE TRIES TO COME OUT OF NO WHERE WITH AN UPPERCUT, BUT DARK DEMON IS NOT EFFECTED… AND OUT OF NO WHERE, HE HITS A HANGMANS ELBOW! Dark Demon wasn’t expecting to hit such a vital move so early, but he drops to the mat and hooks Diamond Cage’s leg!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ANDDDDDD
KICKOUTTTTTT!!

ETR: DIAMOND CAGE KICKED OUT! SOMEHOW! Dark Demon is completely enraged as he picks up Diamond Cage and tosses him into a corner! He starts unleashing these nasty forearms, elbows, punches, and now he is driving his shoulder into his gut repeatedly! Dark Demon backs up a few steps… BUT LOOK! ROBBIE V GOES SPRINGBOARD AND HE’S LOOKING FOR A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE SMASH! BUT OUT OF NO WHERE, DARK DEMON HITS A STUNNING MID-AIR BICYCLE KICK! Dark Demon is stroking his hair backwards, and he quickly grabs Robbie V and pulls him up between his legs… HE HURLS HIM INTO THE AIR FOR A POWERBOMB! AND HE POWERBOMBS HIM THROUGH THE TABLE WITH GLASS, TACS, AND NAILS… OH MY GOD, ROBBIE V IS A BLOODY MESS! HIS BACK AND CHEST ARE JUST FLOODING WITH BLOOD… BUT WHAT THE DEAR LORD? ROBBIE V HAS DARK DEMON IN A TRIANGLE CHOKE! ROBBIE V MUST BE IN A LOAD OF PAIN, BUT HE ISN’T LETTING DARK DEMON GET OUT THAT EASILY! Robbie V is squeezing with all power he has, and Dark Demon is squirming, trying to escape… Oh my Lord… This is outstanding as Dark Demon starts to lift Robbie V back up into the air… AND HE POWERBOMBS HIM DOWN AGAIN, BUT ROBBIE V RELEASES THIS TIME! Dark Demon stands up again, and he has blood trickling from the corner of his mouth—OUT OF NO WHERE DIAMOND CAGE JUST SMASHED A BOTTLE OVER DARK DEMON’S SKULL! Dark Demon falls back against the ropes, on the bridge of unconsciousness… BUT DARK DEMON COMES OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A ROLLING ELBOW! CAGE STUMBLES BACK… ROBBIE V QUICKLY SNATCHES IN A ROLL UP ON CAGE!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!

HYC: BUT DARK DEMON IS THERE TO BREAK IT UP AS HE KICKS ROBBIE V HARD INTO THE GUT! Dark Demon pulls Robbie V to his feet, and he hooks him into a suplex position.. He hoists him into the air… BUT DROPS HIM WITH A DDT! What an innovative move there, and he quickly goes over to Diamond Cage, and he grabs his feet… IRISH CLOVERLEAF! DARK DEMON HAS ANOTHER SUBMISSION MANEUVER LOCKED IN, AND HE IS WRENCHING BACK WITH ALL THE FORCE HE HAS! Diamond Cage is probably at his weakest here, but he isn’t tapping yet… ROBBIE V OUT OF NO WHERE SHOUTS ”DELETE” AND HITS A VAN DAMINATOR ON DARK DEMON! HE JUST HIT HIS FINISHING MOVE ON THE CHAMPION, AND HE GOES OVER TO PIN HIM! BUT DIAMOND CAGE POPS UP AND TACKLES HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER! HE STARTS UNLEASHING BRUTAL RIGHT HANDS ALL OVER ROBBIE V! Diamond Cage backs up… AND HE CHARGES AGAIN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! He backs up again as he taunts Robbie V to come at him, but Robbie is laying back in the corner… DIAMOND CAGE CHARGES AT ROBBIE V! BUT ROBBIE V HOPS OUT OF THE WAY, AND HE GRIPS DIAMOND CAGE’S WAIST… AND HITS A GLORIOUS GERMAN SUPLEX! He rolls back to his feet again… AND HITS ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX ON CAGE!… Robbie V gets back to his feet again… HAT TRICK! THE THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AS CAGE THUDS TO THE MAT!

ETR: Robbie V is in complete control here, and he isn’t going to stop. He picks Diamond Cage up and starts unleashing all kinds of roundhouses… AND HE SNAPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT, AND HE STARTS DRIVING HIS KNEE INTO THE MIDDLE OF HIS SPINE! He wrenches that move back for quite a while, and now he moves upward and has him in a reverse side headlock… He lifts him up in the air as he starts marching around… AND HE TRANSITIONS IT INTO A PILEDRIVER, RIGHT INTO THE GLASS AND NAILS! Diamond Cage’s skull is cut wide open here folks, and he is bleeding like a pig! Robbie V getting to his feet hre… AND DARK DEMON COMES CHARGING FROM BEHIN—ROBBIE V WITH ANOTHER DELETE! HE JUST NAILED THE CHAMPION RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES! Robbie V is wasting absolutely no time here as he rolls out of the ring and pulls out a ladder… He sets it up outside the ring and he starts climbing to the top… ROB-BIE-V! HE GOES FOR A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH ON DARK DEMON! AND… DARK DEMON HAD HIS KNEES UP! ROBBIE V POPS UP HOLDING HIS GUT, AND DEMON GOES OVER… HANGMANS ELBOW CONNECTS! DARK DEMON HOOKS THE LEG OF ROBBIE V, AND DIAMOND CAGE IS STILL KNOCKED OUT!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE—ROBBIE KICKS OUT AGAIN!

HYC: These men are fighting with all their life for this title, and every one of them wants to win just as much as the other. I don’t know who will win this at this point… This is just purely a flip of a three sided coin here… Dark Demon gets back to his feet as he grabs Robbie V and pulls him up to his feet, and he starts unleashing some brutal right hands… Robbie eventually falls back into the corner as Dark Demon starts smacking some chest chops into the champion, mirroring The Heart Break Boy before our eyes… Dark Demon is taking a noticeable edge over Robbie, but Robbie V starts coming out of no where with powerful left and rights, and he spins around with an elbow to his head, a knee to his gut… PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK FROM ROBBIE V! Robbie V is taking back control here as he starts bashing some powerful forearms into his face, and… ROUNDHOUSE OUT OF NO WHERE! Dark Demon is getting mad and he charges.. AND ROBBIE V WITH A LEAPING REVERSE STO! Robbie V rolls out of the ring and he grabs the ladder he previously set up and he tosses it into the ring… He rolls into the ring and grabs Diamond Cage… AND HE IS LOOKING FOR A BODYSLAM ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! BUT DIAMOND CAGE FRONTFLIPS AND HITS A STUNNER! Robbie V grips his jaw as he pops back into the corner, coughing up vicious amounts of blood… And Diamond Cage goes over and grabs the champion by his hair… AND HE TOSSES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! Diamond Cage rolls out of the ring as he starts driving some nasty kicks into his ribcage… Diamond Cage pulls Dark Demon to his feet… AND FLATTENS HIM AGAIN WITH A NASTY UPPERCUT!

ETR: Diamond Cage pulls him up again and starts sending some gnarly roundhouses to his sides, and now Diamond Cage is hammering down fists upon fists to the top of Dark Demon’s skull… Demon falls to one knee… AND DIAMOND CAGE DRIVES A POWERFUL KNEE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! Demon falls to the padding, and he has blood tripping down the side of his mouth… Diamond Cage pulls Dark Demon to his feet and he drags him over to the announce table here… AND HE TOSSES DARK DEMON ON TOP OF IT! Diamond Cage himself climbs up on the announce table, and he pulls Dark Demon to his feet… He pulls him between his legs… OH MY LORD! DIAMOND CAGE WITH A PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! DARK DEMON IS NOT MOVING AT ALL FOLKS! DARK DEMON, THE CHAMPION, IS OUT LIKE A LIGHTBULB! Diamond Cage very slowly gets to his knees, and regains balance as he gets to his feet… Dark Demon may be out, but Diamond Cage is running into the ring! He slides in, but Robbie is up and he quickly charges at Cage! They are both exhibiting such skill with precise punches and kicks, and out of no where Cage tackles him into the corner! He starts hammering his elbow into Robbie’s shoulder repeatedly… Diamond Cage is very far from tired here as he starts stomping all over Robbie’s inner thigh, and he pulls Robbie to his feet… He hooks him in… AND HITS AN AMAZING FALLAWAY SUPLEX SLAM!

HYC: Diamond Cage grabs the ladder and he lays it against the top rope… What?!?! DARK DEMON IS ON HIS FEET! HE LEANING AGAINST THE BARRICADE, VERY WINDED! Diamond Cage understands completely what is going on as he backs up… AND HE RUNS UP THE SLANTED LADDER… AND GOES FOR A SENTON ON DARK DEMON! AND THE SENTON CONNEC—DARK DEMON SIDE STEPS IT! AND DIAMOND CAGE JUST BROKE RIGHT THROUGH THE BARRICADE! OH MY GOD!!! Dark Demon quickly gets to his feet again as he looks over Diamond Cag— ROBBIE V RUNS OFF THE LADDER AND LEAPS AT DARK DEMON FOR A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE! BUT DARK DEMON SIDE STEPS IT YET AGAIN! OH MY LORD… HOW? ROBBIE V JUST TRANSITIONED INTO A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH MID AIR, AND HE HITS IT GLORIOIUSLY ON DIAMOND CAGE! THIS IS JUST A PURE, UTTER MIND BLOWING MATCH HERE FOLKS! Robbie V is slowly getting up,and he is holding his gut… BUT DARK DEMON COMES UP BEHIND HIM, AND PULLS HIM BACK WITH ANOTHER GREAT GERMAN SUPLEX! Dark Demon rolls over to his knees, and he quickly grabs a steel chair from the announce table area… He goes over to Robbie V… AND HE STARTS SMASHING THE STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS LEGS REPEATEDLY! HE IS SLAMMING THE CHAIR OVER AND OVER AGAIN! He opens it up and slides it over Robbie V’s ankle… AND HE GOES TO STOMP ON IT! BUT ROBBIE V ROLLS OVER, AND HE KICKS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO DARK DEMON’S LEG! Demon falls to the mat and he is groaning in pain…

ETR: Robbie V gets to his feet as he tosses the steel chair into the ring, and he grabs Dark Demon and pulls him into the ring! He quickly grabs Dark Demon… AND HE IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER! BUT DARK DEMON REVERSES AND SENDS ROBBIE V INTO THE CORNER! Dark Demon charges with all his force… AND ROBBIE V LEAPS OUT OF THE WAY, AND DARK DEMON LANDS IN THE CORNER! Robbie V quickly grabs the steel chair and he tosses it to Demon… DEMON CATCHES IT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE… OH NO… AND ROBBIE V GOES FOR THE DELETE! THE VAN DAMINATOR… MISSES! DARK DEMON MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AS ROBBIE LANDS, AND DARK DEMON TOSSES THE CHAIR TO ROBBIE… ROBBIE CATCHES RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE… AND DARK DEMON HITS A ROLLING ELBOW INTO THE STEEL CHAIR! ROBBIE V FALLS TO THE MAT, BLOOD POURING OUT OF HIS NOSE… AND DARK DEMON HOOKS THE LEG!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

( Ding Ding Ding )

( Threat by Jay Z plays as Demon sits into the corner, tired but grinning )

Ring Announcer: AND YOUR WINNER! AND STILL EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… DARKKKK DEEMMONNN!!

ETR: Folks… We have just witnessed Dark Demon retain his title… This was an absolutely great match, and had the crowd going bonkers at some points!

HYC: We can’t say it enough when we say that Dark Demon is the legitimate deal here in EAW. He has gone through opponents like a lawn mower, and he is far from beatable.

ETR: Well representing E.G.O. tonight, Cleopatra won, Jaywalker won, and Dark Demon won. This is an outstanding group of extremists in this company, and the energy in this building is intense. We have a champion for another month… But once Road To Redemption comes along, Dark Demon will be defending against five men…

HYC: This has been Justified Reckoning folks, and we thank you for witnessing it all with us.

( Camera fades from Dark Demon smiling with the World Heavyweight Championship in his lap to black )

( EAW logo buzzes )

Narrator: Everybody has a breaking point …

( Highlights play of previous Glass Wallz matches, namely Y2Impact vs. RRS on Dynasty in 2009, RRS vs. ADV at HOG 2011 and RRS vs. CC at Dynasty vs. Showdown )

Narrator: Breaking Points decide how far you are willing to go in order to make it to the top…

( Highlights begin to play of Devan Dubian burning MosesX alive, of Eddie Mack gutting it out after getting stabbed with a broken beer bottle and a tireiron and of the brawl on the streets between Cameron Ella Ava and Sasha Fierce )

Narrator: Breaking Points decide how far you are willing to go in order to defeat your enemy…

( Highlights play of Ashten Cross invading shows, taking out production crew members and throwing WWEFan off the balcony and through a table )

Narrator: Breaking Points will separate the weak from the strong …

( Highlights play of Prince of Phenomenal successfully defending his title against ADV, HBB, Hawk and others along with Colin Kaline getting him arrested )

Narrator: Breaking Points will drive you to go places you’ve never been before …

( Highlights play of Y2Impact and Heart Break Boy brawling, with Impact taking out Project E.G.O and both HBB and Impact on the Highlight reel from last month )

Narrator: Breaking Points can drive your envy to new heights …

( Highlights play of _#Hashtag Worthy sneak attacking The New Age Bandits, brawling on Clyde’s Corner and taking out The Enigmatic Creature on Dynasty )

Narrator: Tonight, those breaking points WILL be reached …

( Highlights play of Troy Conway at Territorial Invasion play with him being the sole survivor )

Narrator: NEW breaking points will be established …

( Highlights play of all the feuds on Dynasty from the draft to now that have shaped this entire event )

Narrator: And most importantly …Careers will prove fragile ….dreams WILL be shattered…

( The Camera pans into the Quickens Loans Arena to a red hot crowd as purple and red pyro shoots up from around the titantron, down the stage and ramp and to the turnbuckles as ‘Our House’ by Slaughterhouse blares throughout the speakers)

Stew: IT IS FINALLY HERE …THE MOST VIOLENT, THE MOST ANTICAPITED NIGHT HAS FINALLY COME …IT’S ALL THE DYNASTY FPV, HOUSE OF GLASS!! Rivalries, titles, careers and a WHOLE lot more tonight as every match will be held under a glass stipulation, blood will be spilled, careers will be shortened and the weak will be separated from the strong LIVE tonight here!

( The camera pans to the ceiling where the Glass Wallz is shown hanging )

Masters: And that will be our main event as Colin Kaline challenges the Prince of Phenomenal for the Answers World Championship inside quite possibly, the most brutal match in EAW’s history and this one promises to live up to the hype in one of the most personal feuds of the year that has seen family members get involved, I can’t wait for that one, I can’t wait for any of these matches Stew!

Stew: Lets get this show on the road!!

( The camera pans to ringside with the ring announcer standing outside the ring as the ropes are getting set-up with special ropes with glass superglued onto them )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is your opening bout and it is a glass ropes match for the EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING UNIFIED….TAG!!! …TEAM!! ….CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!

( The Unified Tag Team Championship graphic appears on the screen as the _#Hashtag Worthy vs. The New Age Bandits feud plays on the screen )

( Famous by Puddle of Mud plays as a long red carpet is thrown down the ramp as CJ Chaos walks out alongside Mathias, who is wearing a brand new rob and diamond encrusted sunglasses )

Ring Announcer: First, the challengers …they are the tag team of Mathias and CJ Chaos …HASSSSSSHHHHHHHTAAAAAAAGGGGGG WORRRRRRRRRTHYYY!!!!

Stew: Well an underrated feud that has been brewing on Dynasty for the past couple of weeks, Hashtag Worthy believed that they are the definition of what a tag team should look like and should be and have demanded that the New Age Bandits should hand them the titles!

Masters: They aren’t just all talk either, as Mathias has pinned Dark Demon, Mathias has taken out The Enigmatic Creature …they have beat up the champions, these guys know how to fight!

( Adrenaline by Shinedown plays as The New Age Bandits walk out to the ring with the Unified Tag Team Championships around their waist )

Ring Announcer: And their opponents ..they are the tag team of Zack Crash and Brian Titus, they are the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions….THEEEE NEEWWWWW AGGGEEEEEE BAANNNDDDIIIITTTTTTTSSSSSSS!!!

Stew: Whelp, these guys have proven to be a very reliable team although they enter into unknown territory tonight inside the glass ropes match …as you can already see, there are not regular ropes and they have broken glass superglued onto them which essentially cuts out any running off the ropes as you can get cut from the glass!

Masters: That glass on the ropes is RAZOR SHARP! This is definitely going to set the entire tone for the evening and that is not going to be pretty!

Stew: Well remember, no tags are needed as it will be under free for all rules, the match ends by pinfall or submission!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Masters: These two teams quickly get under way as they all go for each other, Titus on CJ Chaos, Mathias on Zack Crash! …Crash quickly knees Mathias in the mid-section and sends a elbow to his head as Crash looks for A WHIP INTO THOSE GLASS ROPES!! But Mathias counters, sending a kick to the mid-section of Crash and hammering with a uppercut as CJ Chaos whips Titus into the turnbuckles, CJ Chaos now charges towards him but Titus with a boot to the face as Chaos stumbles backwards and Titus charges towards him but CJ Chaos grabs him and hits a OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX THAT SENDS TITUS FLYING HALF-WAY ACROSS THE RING!! …

Stew: Mathias now grabs Crash and whips him into the opposite corner, Mathias now charges towards Crash but Crash lifts Mathias up and DROPS MATHIAS CHEST FIRST WITH A FLAPJACK ONTO THOSE GLASS ROPES!! BAH GAWD!! MATHIAS’S CHEST HAS BEEN CUT BY THAT RAZOR SHARP GLASS!! …Mathias has cuts on his chest as he hangs by those ropes and Crash clotheslines Mathias over the top rope and to the floor! CJ Chaos now picks up Titus and DROPS TITUS WITH A PUMPHANDLE SL—NO!! Titus drops to his feet behind CJ Chaos and DROPKICKS CHAOS IN THE SPINE, WHICH CAUSES CHAOS TO STUMBLE INTO THE GLASS ROPES!! OUCH!!

Masters: Chaos is yelling in pain now as Crash carefully slides underneath the bottom rope to the floor and grabs Mathias by the hair and up and WHIPS HIM INTO THE NEARBY STEEL STEPS!! BUT MATHIAS LEAPS LIKE A CAT ONTO THE STEEL STEPS AND AS CRASH CHARGES TOWARDS HIM, MATHIAS LEAPS OFF WITH A FLYING ROUNDHOUSE KICK INTO CRASHES SKULL!! Fantastic counter right there by Mathias as back in the ring, Brian Titus grabs CJ Chaos now and looks for a swinging neckbreaker but Chaos slips out as he shoves Titus away and Titus comes charging back for a clothesline on CJ Chao—

Stew: But CJ Chaos ducks underneath it and as Titus turns around CHAOS HITS A STEP-UP ENZURGI INTO TITUS!! Titus is on groggy feet as Chaos gets to his feet and grabs Titus in a waist lock as HE HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX AND TITUS IS SENT CRASHING INTO THOSE GLASS ROPES!! THE BACK OF TITUS’S NECK AND SPINE IS SENT INTO THOSE SHARP GLASS ROPES!! And Titus is BLEEDING from his back now as Mathias climbs onto the apron as he lifts Titus up and lifts Titus into the air …AND SUPLEXS HIM ONTO THE TOP ROPE!! THE GUT OF BRIAN TITUS GETS SLICED BY THAT RAZOR SHARP GLASS!! AND HE’S BLEEDING FROM HIS GUT TOO NOW!!

Masters: And Zack Crash is approaching his feet now but Mathias leaps from the apron with a DIVING CROSSBODY INTO CRASH!! BUT CRASH SIDE-STEPS AS MATHIAS CRASHES INTO THE BARRICADE!! Mathias is yelling in pain as he landed awkwardly there and Chaos walks over to the turnbuckle and rips off the turnbuckle pad as he exposes that steel and grabs Brian Titus up and drags him towards that turnbuckle and RAMS TITUS’S HEAD INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL TURNBUCKLE!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN AS TITUS IS BEING DESTORYED HERE BY CJ CHAOS!! BRIAN TITUS’S FACE IS CRIMSON WITH BLOOD, SO IS HIS SPINE AND GUT AS CJ CHAOS IS UNLOADING ON HIM!!

Stew: BUT CRASH SLIDES INTO THE RING AND SWINGS CHAOS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A FLIP BOTTOM!!! C4!!! IT CONNECTS ON CJ CHAOS AS CRASH GOES FOR THE PIN!!

ONE!!! …TWO!!!……NO!!!!!! NO!! MATHIAS BREAKS IT UP BY SMASHING A STEEL CHAIR WITH GLASS SUPERGLUED ONTO IT INTO CRASHES SPINE!!!

Masters: AND MATHIAS AGAIN SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR WITH GLASS ON IT INTO CRASHES SPINE, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! THE SPINE OF CRASH IS GETTING CUT OPEN!! …Mathias now opens that chair open as he grabs Zack Crash and places Crashes head in-between the chair flaps as he lifts Zack Crash up and oh no …MATHIAS IS GOING FOR A SWINGING NECKBREAKER WITH ZACK CRASHES HEAD STUCK IN THE FLAPS OF THE STEEL CHAIR WITH BROKEN GLASS BITS!!HE’S GONNA BREAK CRASHES NECK!!! BUT NO!! CRASH WITH ELBOWS INTO THE RIBS OF MATHIAS, WHO STUMBLES AWAY …BUT OUT OF NOWHEREE!! CJ CHAOS WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE INTO CRASH!!!

Stew: AND…AND THE BROKEN GLASS THAT IS SUPERGLUED INTO THE CHAIR GETS DRIVEN INTO THE NECK, INTO THE THROAT OF ZACK CRASH!! DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY!! Zack Crash gets that chair off his neck and he’s rolling in pain, he’s coughing up BLOOD and that is gotta be it as CJ Chaos makes the cover!

ONE!! …TWO!!! …NO!!! TITUS DIVES AND BREAKS IT UP!!!

Masters: These four men just won’t give up as Titus is slowly approaching his feet and he is just bleeding from everywhere but Mathias grabs him and BOOTS TITUS IN THE MID-SECTION …WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD!!! THE ST—NO!! TITUS MANAGES TO SHOVE MATHIAS INTO THE GLASS ROPES!!! THE SHARP RAZOR GLASS GETS STUCK INTO MATHIAS’S BODY!! HE’S STUCK AND HE’S HELPLESS NOW!! …Titus is regaining himself now, he’s a bloody mess but CJ Chaos from behind swings Titus around and NAILS HIM RIGHT IN THE KISSER WITH THE SUPERKICK!! THAT COULD BE IT STEW!!! WE’RE GONNA GET NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!

Stew: BUT!!!! FROM BEHIND, ZACK CRASH GRABS CJ CHAOS AND BOOTS HIM RIGHT IN THE MID-SECTION, CRASH NOW HOOKS BOTH ARMS OF CJ CHAOS ….CRASH TEST!!! THE CRASH TEST DIRECTLY ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR WITH BROKEN GLASS ON IT! OH MY GOD! CJ CHAOS IS DONE AS MATHIAS CAN’T HELP HIM, HE’S STUCK IN THOSE ROPES!!! AND CRASH HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!

ONE!!! ….TWO!!! …THREE!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners and STIIIIILLLLLLLLLL EXTREME ANSWERS UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS …..THEEEE NEEEWWWWW AGGGEEEEE BANNNDDIIITSSS!!!

Masters: They’ve done it! The New Age Bandits retain their titles here tonight in a BRUTAL opener, they both it all on the line here tonight as the referee is cutting Mathias free now from those glass ropes and he doesn’t look pleased at all…

Stew: Crash is being handed his t—NO!! FROM BEHIND, MATHIAS STRIKES CRASH AND DRIVES HIM HEAD-FIRST INTO THE GLASS ROPES!!! THE TOP OF THE GLASS ROPES CUTS INTO CRASHES HEAD!!! Crash is down and rolls out of the ring as Mathias has this look of anger that I’ve never seen before as he turns to Brian Titus who is getting up and Mathias picks up that chair and WALLOPS IT ACROSS THE SKULL OF BRIAN TITUS!! MATHIAS NOW PUTS TITUS’S HEAD INBETWEEN THE FLAPS OF THE CHAIR WITH BROKEN GLASS ON IT …

Masters: WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD!! THE STUNNER!!! STUNNER ON THE CHAIR WITH BROKEN GLASS!! THE BROKEN GLASS GETS LODGED INTO TITUS’S NECK, INTO HIS THROAT!! HE MAY HAVE A BROKEN NECK, HE MAY HAVE INTERNAL BLEEDING IN HIS THROAT!! MATHIAS NOW STOMPS ON THE CHAIR, WHICH IS FORCNG THE BROKEN GLASS FURTHER INTO TITUS’S THROAT!! TITUS IS BLEEDING FROM HIS MOUTH PROFUSELY AS THE REFEREE IS PULLING MATHIAS AWAY!!

Stew: EMTS are rushing down here and Zack Crash is trying to slide back in as _#Hashtag Worthy bail out of the ring and Titus is not moving, blood is just free-flowing from his mouth and this is the second person within a week that _#Hashtag Worthy have taken out…

( Brian Titus gets carefully placed on a stretcher and wheeled up the ramp as Zack Crash slowly follows behind )

( Camera pans to Flashback walking into the Project E.G.O locker room as Cleopatra is getting into her referees gear, Demon and HBB are preparing for their matches and POP is shown sitting in a corner, staring at his title )

Jaywalker: What the hell is he doing here?

Flashback: I just wanted a interview, I hope that’s okay?

HBB: Does this look like the best time for an interview? No it doesn’t, so why don’t you get the hell out of here before I force you to get out of here.

Cleo: Now HBB, don’t be so mean …Max, I’ll gladly give you a few words for Cameron Ella Ava and Sasha Fierce. See, I don’t care who wins tonight, I don’t care if Cameron gets another title shot nor do I care if Sasha wants another failed attempt. I’m glad the referee tonight because now I can watch both of these dumb girls try to kill each other and you know what that is going to do? It’s going to give me even more of an advantage when I face them for their pathetic title shot.

Cleo: Neither of them have ever been on my level, no vixen ever has in the history of EAW. That’s why I defeated Jenny, that’s why I defeated Sabina, that’s’ why I beat and RETIRED The Heart Break Gal and I’ve already defeated Cameron and Sasha before and I’ll gladly beat any vixen that EAW wants to throw at me. I’ll beat your Kendra Shamez, your SG1’s, your Carries, ANYBODY. I’M ABOVE EACH AND EVEERRRYYYY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

Cleo: Infact, I could enter the males division and EASILY be the world champion, I’m above every single vixen in history, that’s why I made this title the E.G.O Vixens title and as far as I’m concerned, this match between Cameron and Sasha is pointless. It’s irrelevant because neither of them will ever take my title away from me. Fact.

Jay: And don’t worry POP, we’ll have your back tonight when you face Colin Kaline …

POP: No…no you won’t have my back.

POP: I don’t want any of you out there to help me, I don’t care if Colin starts kicking my ass, I don’t care if Colin handicaps me permanently for life. I don’t want any of you to help me, I don’t need help. I love all of you guys, I love Project E.G.O but I swear, if any of you come out there to help me, I’ll kick your ass myself.

Demon: But PO—

POP; NO. DON’T YOU GET IT? THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND COLIN, CASE CLOSED.

POP: It’s now or never for me …

( The camera fades to black )

( Territorial Invasion DVD out now )

( Camera pans back to ringside )

( The Cameron Ella Ava vs. Sasha Fierce feud plays, mainly highlighting their brawl on the previous Dynasty )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is a TAPEI DEATH MATCH! The only way to win this match is via pinfall or submission and the winner will earn a future match against Cleopatra for the Project E.G.O Vixens championship.

( She Will by Lil Wayne plays as Cleopatra walks down to the ring in a referees gear )

Ring Announcer: First, making her way down to the ring, she is the special guest referee ….CLEOOOOOOOOPPAAAAATRRAAAAAAA!!!!

( Rumors by Lindsey Lohan plays as Cam comes running out to the ring in a marvelous silver and blue attire )

Ring Announcer: Introducing first! From Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 125 pounds… CAMMMMMMMMMMMMERRRONNNN ELLLLLAAA AAVVVAAAA!!!

( Masquerade by Nicki Minaj plays as Sasha comes skipping out to the ring, and then whips her hair around her head )

Ring Announcer: And her opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 130 pounds….. SASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHAAAAA FIIIIIIIERCEEEEEEEEEE!

( Cameron and Sasha walk over to the referee who hands them ace bandages, and they wrap them around their hands )

( Cameron dips her wrapped up fists into the glue for a few seconds, pulls out and rolls them over shattered glass )

( Sasha does the same, as both ladies wait for the referee to tell them to start )

( Ding Ding Ding )

Masters: Both ladies seem a little uncomfortable with this whole idea… BUT CAMERON CHARGES STARTS SENDING SOME FISTS ON SASHA FIERCES ARMS! There are already a few cuts, but Sasha screams and pushes Cameron into the ropes… AND CAMERON COMES BACK LOOKING FOR AN UPPERCUT! BUT SASHA DUCKS UNDER AND GOES RUNNING OFF THE ROPES… LEAPING FOREARM SMASH! I don’t know if any of the glass made contact, but overall that was a good move! Sasha Fierce gets back up and grabs Cameron by her hair, and she yanks her up and smashes her back down, face first! This whole idea and concept is cruel, but we haven’t seen much blood.. yet… Sasha Fierce goes over and tosses Cameron Ella Ava into the corner, and starts sending chest chops… TO HER NECK! THERE A FEW MINOR CUTS AS CAMERON STARTS BLEEDING A LITTLE BIT, BUT OUT OF NOW WHERE CAMERON WITH A BRUTAL RIGHT HAND! Sasha falls to the mat as blood is trickling down her cheek, and Cameron gets on the top turnbuckle… AND CAMERON ELLA AVA WITH A GLORIOUS MISSILE DROPKICK AS SASHA GETS UP! Cameron gets up and mocks Cleopatra… But she doesn’t seem impressed at all as she starts brushing her hair…. Cameron is enraged by the credit she isn’t receiving as she picks her up..

Stew: AND AS SOON AS SHE PICKS HER UP, SASHA COMES SMASHING OUT WITH A HIGH ROUNDHOUSE TO CAMERON’S HEAD! Cameron immediately falls onto the ropes as Sasha Fierce goes charging for a clothesline… BUT CAMERON DROPS THE TOP ROPE AND SASHA ALMOST GOES FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE, BUT SHE STOPS HERSELF, CAMERON QUICKLY TRIPS HER! AND THEN… CAMERON WITH A LEG DROP! Cameron lets out a high-pitched scream as she starts sending rights and lefts all over the face of Sasha Fierce, and Sasha is screaming in pain as blood starts dripping rapidly! Cameron rolls Sasha over onto her back, as Cameron slowly lands the back of her hand on Sasha’s back… AND SHE STARTS GRINDING HER ARM BACK AND FORTH! SHE IS BASICALLY SANDING SKIN OFF OF SASHA FIERCE’S BACK! AND SASHA IS SCREAMING AS BLOOD AND SCRAPES ARE EVERYWHERE! Cameron finally stops, and sends a wink over to Cleopatra as she starts to hook the leg of Sasha Fierce, and Cleopatra starts to count!

ONEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Masters: AND CLEOPATRA STOPS TO SCRATCH HER BACK, AND SHE IS GRINNING AT CAMERON ELLA AVA! Cameron is enraged as he yanks Sasha Fierce to her feet, and starts sending those evil punches to her face again, and Sasha ends up in the corner… Cameron Ella Ava begins to pick her up, and sets her on the top turnbuckle…. SHE IS LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX! BUT OUT OF NO WHERE SASHA FIERCE SENDS A PUNCH RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES AS CAMERON FALLS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Cameron lands on her feet but she is still very dizzy and bleeding heavily, maybe even broke her nose… AND SASHA FIERCE LEAPS FOR A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE… OH MY GOD! THAT COULD LITERALLY END THE MAT— CAMERON ELLA AVA OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A BRUTAL UPPERCUT IN MID AIR! BLOOD WENT FLYING AND NOW SASHA FIERCE IS BLEEDING LIKE A PIG HERE, AND CAMERON ELLA AVA HOOKS THE LEG ONCE AGAIN… CLEOPATRA DROPS TO THE MAT AND STARTS COUNTING!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!! ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Stew: AND CLEOPATRA STOPS AS SHE GOES OVER TO TEXT SOMEONE… PROBABLY TROY! Cameron Ella Ava is just getting purely enraged here as she starts hammering down some fists down onto Sasha Fierce’s back, but Sasha is almost unresponsive! Cameron Ella Ava finds this humorous as she picks up Sasha and leans her over in the corner… And Cameron backs up a few steps… AND SHE CHARGES.. BUT OUT OF NO WHERE SASHA GOES FOR THE BEAUTY MARK… AND SHE JUST BARELY MISSED IT AS CAMERON ELLA AVA BASEBALL SLID OUT OF THE RING! Sasha must have been playing opossum because now she is going crazy as she goes springboard… AND CONNECTS WITH A CROSSBODY ON CAMERON ELLA AVA! Both ladies are down on the mat on the outside, as Cleopatra is taking pictures of herself on her phone! Sasha Fierce gets up and grabs a fan’s root beer bottle, and breaks different shards of glass all over the top of the barricade… And Sasha grabs Cameron Ella Ava… AND STARTS RUBBING HER FACE ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE…. AND SHE FINISHES IT OFF WITH AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD! Sasha pulls Cameron’s head up as we see glass sticking into her face and blood being poured out like a hose!

Masters: This is just plain brutal as Sasha rolls Cameron Ella Ava back into the ring, and she follows up and hooks the leg, and Cleopatra drops to the mat!

( Cleopatra does nothing for a few seconds, then bursts out laughing )

Masters: That wasn’t very smart as Sasha pops to her feet and starts screaming as Cleopatra! AND SASHA FIERCE SENDS A BACKHAND TO CLEOPATRA’S RIGHT CHEEK! Cleopatra is grimacing… or grinning… AND CLEOPATRA SENDS A SNAP KICK TO SASHA FIERCE’S GUT, AND SHE REELS HER IN… BRUTALITY! BRUTALITY! THE CANADIAN DESTROYER CONNECTS AS CLEOPATRA POPS TO HER FEET AND CLAPS AT HERSELF… BUT LOOK! CLEOPATRA TURNS AROUND… AND GETS MET WITH THE GODDESS’ TOUCH FROM CAMERON ELLA AVA! CLEOPATRA FALLS TO THE MAT, AS CAMERON HOOKS SASHA’S LEG AND STARTS COUNTING WITH CLEOPATRAS HAND!

ONEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEE!!

( Ding Ding Ding )

( Rumors plays as Cameron pops up celebrating )

Ring Announcer: Your winner, and new number one contender for the E.G.O. Vixens Championship… CAMMERONNN ELLLAAAAAAAAAAA AVAAAAAAAAA!!!

Stew: Cameron does it! Cameron will face Cleopatra for the Vixens title and it is something that Cameron has been waiting MONTHS for! Cameron vs. Cleopatra, that’s gonna be a sl—-

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vugzhSuOQs&feature=share&list=PL1CCB450E7C9C6917 plays on the screen )

Masters: WHAT THE !?!? THAT’S CHRISTY CRUISE!! CHRISTY CRUISE IS WALKING OUT HERE!! CHRISTY CRUISE HASN’T BEEN SEEN IN EAW SINCE NO REGARDS IN 2011 WHEN CAMERON ELLA AVA INJURED HER!! AND CAMERON EYES WIDEN IN FEAR!! Christy steps into the ring, smiling at Cameron who looks oddly at Christy, yelling at her, Cameron DOES NOT believe this as she goes to touch Christy but Christy PULLS HER IN AND DROPS HER WITH A TORANDO DDT!! CAMERON’S LAID OUT!!

Stew: And Sasha is slowly approaching her feet as Christy grabs her and LAYS HER OUT WITH A TORANDO DDT!! SASHA HAS BEEN LAID!! And Cleopatra is using the ropes to get up, Cleo said she could beat any vixen and she got her wish as Christy Cruise is standing right behind her with a dead cold, emotionless look on her eyes as Cleo turns and she sees Christy and her eyes widen, just like Cameron did as Christy closes in on Cleo and ….hugs her? WHAT THE?!?!

Masters: Cleopatra is laughing as they hug in the ring at the laid out Cameron Ella Ava and Sasha Fierce …Christy Cruise is in Project E.G.O?? E.G.O pulled out another trick from their sleeves, they just got strong with another addition to their already elite group! Goddamnit!

( Christy Cruise and Cleopatra leave the ring laughing as they walk up the ramp )

Christy Cruise: SWERVE …BITCH.

( Camera pans backstage to Devan Dubians locker room )

( WWEFan steps into the room )

Dub: Oh god, what now? (roll)

Fan: I just want to wish you luck out there before you face Cross…

Dub; I don’t need luck Fan, I have all the motivation I need with a future world title shot coming up when I win.

Fan: That’s what Mr.DEDEDE thought when he faced Kawajai that he didn’t ‘need’ luck and look what happened to him, he’s lying in a coma for gods sake! You need to be focused tonight, you need to make sure Cross can NEVER come back again.

Dub: I will…

Fan; THEN START ACTING LIKE YOU MEAN IT! START ACTING LIKE YOU CARE TO WIN FOR ONCE IN YOUR GODDAMN LIFE. THIS ISN’T ABOUT YOU, THIS IS ABOUT EAW. WE DON’T NEED MEDICORE EXTREMISTS LIKE HIM ON THE GODDAMN ROSTER, ROTTING AWAY.

Fan: You BETTER win …You BETTER start caring Dubian, I can’t afford for you to act like your above everybody else because I remember full well what happened the last time you were in that mindset.

Fan: Remember …if Cross does win, you’re as good as fired

Dubian: Yeah, well maybe if you didn’t make him join the Enterprise in the first place, this wouldn’t be happening …this is YOUR fault, not mine. I’m just cleaning up your mess, as always.

( Dubian stands up and walks out of the room as Fan tries to control himself )

( The Eddie Mack vs. Hurricane Hawk feud plays on the screen )

( Ready or Not by Meek Mill plays as Hurricane Hawk walks down to the ring )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is a glass strap match and it is set for one fall! First, making his way to the ring …HURRRIICAANNEEEEEE HAWWK!!!!

( Rattling the Keys to the Kingdom by Hilltop Hoods play as Eddie Mack walks down with the CITV briefcase )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, he is the 2012 CITV winner ….EDDIIIIEEEEEE MACCCCKKK!!!

( The referee tries a long strap with broken glass superglued onto it to Mack and Hawks wrists )

Stew: And Hawk charges at Mack but Mack boots him in the mid-section and hammers him with a fist, and another by Mack! Mack now wraps a part of the strap around his fist as HE PUNCHES HAWK IN THE JAW WITH THE BROKEN GLASS STRAP!! AND MACK AGAIN STRIKES AT HAWK, WHO STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES!! AND MACK LIKE A DAMN BOXER WITH THOSE FISTS, WHICH IS CUTTING INTO HAWKS BODY!! AND MACK NOW WRAPS THE BROKEN GLASS STRAP AROUND HAWKS THROAT!! HE’S CHOKING HAWK OUT WITH THE BROKEN GLASS!!

Masters: HAWK IS LOSING AIR, BLOOD IS QUICKLY COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH AS MACK APPLIES MORE PRESSURE!!! BLOOD IS POURING OUT OF HAWKS MOUTH AND MACK IS SMILING AS HE IS DAMN NEAR MURDERING HAWK!! And Mack now releases the hold as Hawk drops to the mat instantly and Mack now grabs him Hawk and LOCKS IN THE CLASSIC EXAMPLE WITH THE BROKEN GLASS STRAP!! AND HAWK TAPS!! HAWK TAPS OUT!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner ….EDDDIIIEEEEE MACCCKKK!!!

Stew: Well that was a WHOLE different side to Eddie Mack that I have never seen before …

Masters: And with this win, Mack might be looking to cash in the CITV briefcase soon, surely?!

( Camera pans backstage to Eve in the Interview room )

Eve: Ladies and gents, with me at this time …Y2IMPACT!!

Eve: Well I—

Impact: You what really grinds my gears Eve? How there is people on todays roster who just consider me a ‘main eventer’ but consider people like Jaywalker and Heart Break Boy ‘legends’. Have I not done enough to be considered a legend? Have I not done enough to be considered one of the greatest of all time? I’m a hall of famer, three time world champion, first triple crown winner, fastest person to win a world title …is that NOT good enough anymore??

Impact: I’ve retired Jaywalker, I’ve defeated Mr.DEDEDE, I’ve defeated CM Banks, I’m unpinned at the biggest event of all time but I’m only a main event? I mean really, when you ask who is the greatest of all time, you always get Mr.DEDEDE, HBB and Jaywalker…Then you get Mak, HRDO and Banks and then its always like ‘’oh yeah, Y2Impact is up there with CC and RRS’’, I’m a 3rd rate legend? IS THAT IT NOW?

Impact: I’m the most accomplished extremist in history, I’ve defeated todays stars, I’ve defeated past stars and more …I know I screwed up at T.I but have I not done enough to redeem myself since?? I’ve defeated everybody in my way, I should be up there with DDD as the greatest, I should be ABOVE him. Tonight I am making my mark as the Greatest of all time without a SHADOW OF A DOUBT when I defeat the Heart Break Boy and finally get this thorn out of my side.

Impact: I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company and won a title and I’ll be the best again when I defeat the ‘greatest of all time’ HBB.

Impact: I’m done.

( Camera pans back to ringside )

( So Appalled by Kanye West )

Stew: DDD?!?! DDD IS HERE!! MR.DEDEDE IS IN THE BUILDING!!!

Masters: HOW IS HE HERE? OH WHO CARES, MR.DEDEDE IS HERE!!!

( Welcome Home by Cody.B.Ware plays as Dark Demon walks out smirking )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is a GLASS TABLES MATCH!! First making his way to the ring …..DARRRKKKK DEEMMMOOONN!!!!

Stew: That son of a bitch, he is mocking our chairman!

( Mercy by Kanye West plays as Troy Conway walks down to the ring )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent ….TROOOOOYYYYYYY CONNNWAAAYYY!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Masters: Both men lock up, Troy kicks Demon in the mid-section and whips him into the ropes, Demon returns as Troy hits off the ropes and goes for a roundhouse kick! But Demon blocks and knocks Troy down with a stiff elbow shot! Troy falls to the mat but tries getting back up but Demon with the MAFIA KICK!!!

Stew: BUT TROY WITH A LEG-SWEEP AND TROY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT!! BUT DEMON LIFTS HIS KNEES UP!!! Troy is rolling in pain as Demon is getting up and Troy is getting up but Demon with a SECOND elbow shot! And Demon no—(The lights turn off)

Masters: I believe we’re having technical problems….

( The lights come back on as a man is standing behind Demon )

Stew: WHAT THE??! WHO!?!? OH WOW…LOOK WHO IS STANDING BEHIND DEMON, MASTERS!! I NEVER THOUGH IT’D SEE HIM RETURN …IT’S ROBBIE V!! ROV!!!!!!! AND DEMON TURNS AROUND AS ROV BOOTS DEMON IN THE SKULL!! AND ROV PULLS HIM IN FOR A PILEDRIVER!!! ROV JUST PILEDRIVERED DEMON INTO THE MAT!! And ROV now drags Demon out of the ring and pulls off the padding and ROV PILEDRIVERS DEMON ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! OH MY GOD!!!

Masters: And Project E.G.O are running down here now! RoV hops the barricade and runs through the god, bah gawd almighty! Robbie V is back and he’s set his sights on Dark Demon!

( Highlights of the Ashten Cross vs Devan Dubian play on the screen )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is a GLASS TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS MATCH!! …If Ashten Cross wins, he will be REINSTATED to EAW, if Devan Dubian wins, he earns a FUTURE WORLD TITLE SHOT!

( Two Weeks by All that Remains play as Devan Dubian walks out )

Ring Announcer: First his opponent ….DEEEVVVAANNN DUBBBIIIAAAANNN!!!!!!!!

( The Camera pans into the crowd where Ashten Cross is shown walking from as he hops the barricade )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent ….ASSHHTEEENNNN CROSSSSSS!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Masters: Cross and Dubian quickly begin trading fists! Cross boots Dubian in the mid-section and whips him off the ropes as Cross hits for a clothesline but Dubian runs underneath it as Cross turns, Dubian drills him with roundhouse kicks! …Cross now with forearms into Dubian and Cross grabs Dubian and throws him into the corner, Cross now with stomps into the mid-section of Dubian! Cross now with knife-edged chops as looks for a Irish-whip into the opposite corner but Dubian runs up the turnbuckle as Cross charges with him and DUBIAN WITH A CORKSCREW CROSSBODY INTO ASHTEN CROSS!! Cross goes down as Dubian instantly slides out of the ring and goes towards the ladders, chairs and glass tables and Dubian has a ladder in hand as he slides it back into the ring …

Stew: Dubian now grabs a glass table as he closes it and tries to bring it into the ring but CROSS IS ON HIS FEET AND CROSS CHARGES TOWARDS DUBIAN AND LEAPS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A HEET SEEKING MISSILE!! SUICIDE DIVE INTO DUBIAN!! HE CRASHES INTO THE BARRICADE!!…Cross lands on his feet as he takes a page from Colin Kalines book and Cross now taunts the crowd, especially the one highlighting Crosses FPV record and Cross now picks up a steel chair as Dubian is trying to get up and CROSS SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF DEVAN DUBIAN!! DUBIAN SLUMPS OVER THE BARRICADE AS CROSS AGAIN SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF DUBIAN!!

Masters: Cross now throws the chair down as he rolls back into the ring and grabs the ladder that Dubian brought in and Cross sets it up as he begins to climb the ladder but Dubian is slowly crawling into the ring and Cross quickly leaps down as he senses the danger and Dubian is on the apron, using the ropes to get up but Cross grabs the ladder like a battering-ram and CHARGES TOWARDS DUBIAN WITH THE LADDER!! BUT DUBIAN SIDE-STEPS AND LEAPS IN THE AIR WITH AN ENZURGI!! THAT CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE LADDER WHICH CONNECTS INTO THE FACE OF ASHTEN CROSS!! CROSS GOES DOWN!!

Stew: Dubian now drops to the floor and slowly approaches those glass tables, Cross has had head inbetween the bottom rope and middle ropes and Dubian picks up the glass table and THROWS IT DIRECTLY AT CROSSES HEAD!! THE GLASS TABLE BREAKS UPON IMPACT!! THE GLASS TABLE BREAKS INTO CROSSES FACE, WHICH IS BREAKING THOUSANDS OF PIECES OF GLASS INTO CROSSES FACE!! Cross is yelling in pain as Dubian slides back into the ring, he smirks at Cross who is clutching onto his face and Dubian now grabs the ladder and sets it up right under the contract as Dubian begins to climb the ladder, the chair shots from earlier affecting his steps but he’s moving up the ladder!

Masters: But Ashten Cross is fighting through all sorts of pain as he DIVES towards the ladder! And he knocks the ladder over CAUSING DUBIAN TO GO FLYING DOWN ONTO THE TOP ROPE GROIN FIRST!! Dubian is hurting on those ropes as Cross CHARGES AT HIM WITH A RUNNING MISSILE DROPKICK! THAT KNOCKS DUBIAN DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR, HE LANDED AWKWARDLY THERE ON THE FLOOR!! And Cross follows him, Cross has glass stuck in his face but he doesn’t seem to care, he’s determined to get back his contract and he picks up Dubian as he RAMS DUBIANS HEAD INTO OUR TABLE!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!

Stew: Dubian falls back down as Cross undoes the top of our announcers table and rips off the monitor as Dubian is trying to get to his feet and CROSS SWINGS THE MONITOR INTO DUBIANS HEAD!! THAT CONNECTS AS THE MONITOR BREAKS INTO DUBIANS HEAD!! Dubian collapses to the floor as Cross regroups and slides back into the ring, Cross grabs the ladder and sets it up right below the contract as he goes to grab the contract, Cross IS CLIMBING THE LADDER!! STEP BY STEP!! HE’S GETTING CLOSER TO THE CONTRACT AS DUBIAN IS BARELY EVEN MOVING!! AND CROSS IS ONLY A FEW STEPS AWAY FROM THE CONTRACT NOW …

Masters: BUT LOOK!! WWEFAN IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP!! WWEFAN IS RUNNING DOWN HERE AND SLIDES INTO THE RING, FAN IS CLIMBING UP THE LADDER!! FAN IS GOING TO DO ANYTHING THAT HE POSSIBLY CAN TO STOP ASHTEN CROSS FROM WINNING TONIGHT!! AND FAN THROWS FISTS INTO CROSS!! FAN IS UNLOADING ON ASHTEN CROSS!! BUT CROSS IS FIGHTING BACK WITH FISTS OF HIS OWN!! BOTH MEN ARE THROWING FISTS, 15FT HIGH IN THE AIR ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! FAN SEEMS TO BE WINNING THE BATTLE, BUT CROSS HEADBUTTS FAN IN THE FACE!! CROSS NOW GRABS FAN AND …HITS THE BOUNDARY BOMB!!! OFF THE LADDER!! THE SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! CROSS HIT THAT FROM 15FT AND FAN IS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT WHERE THE BROKEN GLASS IS!!

Stew: AND FAN MIGHT BE INJURED!! GLASS IS STICKING INTO HIS BODY!! CROSS IS LAUGHING!! HE’S LAUGHING AT THE DAMAGE DONE TO WWEFAN!! Cross again gets to his feet as he begins to climb the ladder, Cross is only a few steps away from getting his revenge on EA—BUT NO!! DUBIAN JUST THREW A STEEL CHAIR WITH BROKEN GLASS SUPERGLUED ON IT INTO ASHTEN CROSSES SPINE!! CROSS IS STUNNED ON THE LADDER, HE’S GOT THAT CHAIR STUCK IN HIS BACK AS THE BROKEN GLASS IS PIERCING INTO CROSSES SPINE! AND DUBIAN LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE NOW AND DROPKICKS ASHTEN CROSS IN THE SPINE!! DUBIAN DROPKICKED THE CHAIR, WHICH CAUSES THE BROKEN GLASS TO GO EVEN FURTHER INTO CROSSES SPINE!!

Masters: AND CROSS FALLS 10 FT OFF THE LADDER AND DOWN ONTO THE MAT! Dubian is on his knees, he’s in massive pain and he’s bleeding from that monitor shot but he’s slowly approaching his feet and he looks at the glass tables on the floor and slides out as he grabs a glass table, he promised to end Ashten Cross and he’s going to do just that right now! Dubian opens up the glass table as the chair is still stuck in Crosses spine as Dubian hits a RUNNING GHETTO STOMP INTO THE CHAIR, WHICH FURTHER PUSHES THE BROKEN GLASS INTO CROSSES SPINE!! Dubian now lifts Cross up and dumps him down on the glass table …

Stew: And Dubian now begins to climb the 15ft ladder, grab the goddamn contract! Dubian is looking around the building, he can either grab the contract and win or finally finish Ashten Cross off and ….AND HE TAKES IN A BIG DEEP BREATH AND LEAPSSS!!!!! AIR BOURNEE OFF THE LADDER AND THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!! DUBIAN PUT ASHTEN CROSS THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!! BOTH MEN ARE OUT!! WOW, WOW, WOW!! I’M SPEECHLESS!!!

Masters: But both men are down and out, neither is moving! Dubian is slowly crawling out of the broken wreckage, he’s got cuts all around his body as he inches towards the ladder! Dubian is crawling up that ladder, he can barely even walk as he slowly climbs the ladder! Dubian is inching his way up the ladder …he’s inching his way to getting anything he desires as he is half-way up the ladder now!! But Cross using any remaining strength in his legs KICKS at the ladder! Dubian is still inching to the contract but Cross manages to hit more kicks, I don’t even know how as he is still lying down and..THE LADDER TIPS OVER!! DUBIAN LANDS THROAT FIRST IN THE ROPES!

Stew: And Cross is inching to those ropes as he is slowly getting to his feet with the aid of the ropes as he turns around and …WWEFAN HAMMERS HIM WITH FISTS!! BUT CROSS KNEES HIM IN THE GROIN!!! FAN GOES DOWN AGAIN!! AND CROSS STUMBLES TO THE LADDER!! AND CROSS IS SLOWLY CLIMBING UP THE LADDER, INCH BY INCH, STEP BY STEP!! CROSS IS GETTING UP THE LADDER, HE’S AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!

Masters: BUT DUBIAN SPRINGBOARDS FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LADDER!! HOW THE HELL?!? HOW IN THE LIVING HELL?!!?! DUBIAN IS THROWING FISTS AT CROSS LIKE NO TOMORROW, DON’T ASK ME HOW!! BUT CROSS FIRES BACK, BOTH MEN TRADING SHOTS LIKE NO TOMORROW!! AND CROSS RAMS DUBIANS HEAD INTO THE LADDER …BUT DUBIAN STRIKES BACK WITH A KICK!! AND CROSS AGAIN WITH MORE SHOTS INTO THE LADDER, DUBIAN IS GETTING WOOZY!!

Stew: BUT DUBIAN DOES THE SAME TO CROSS!! UNBELIEABLE!!! BUT CROSS RAKES THE EYES OF DUBIAN AND SMASHES HIM INTO THE LADDER …DUBIAN FALLS OFF THE LADDER!! NOO!!! AND CROSS PULLS DOWN THE CONTRACT!! NO!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner…..ASHHHTEEENNNN CROSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Masters: Goddamnit, Ashten Cross wins …Ashten Cross is back in EAW (no)!!!

Stew: Dubian gave it his best, he gave it everything he had but it was that cheating Cross, with the raking of Dubians eyes, that cost him the match..

( Camera pans backstage to Colin Kaline by himself in the interview room )

Colin: Tonights the night I beat the system…Tonight is the night I accomplish what DDD, Matt and Fan don’t want me to accomplish and tried their DAMNEST to stop me from achieving, the Answers World title. Tonight there will be no Mr.Insult or any other washed up extremist to take the fall like at PFP, there will be no never-was and never-will-be extremist like Scott Diamond to stop me ..it’s only me vs. POP.

Colin: POP not wanting E.G.O to help him is as dumb as Scott Diamond thinking that I didn’t carry him in Mutiny…Its as stupid as Dark Demon thinking that he was ever on my level, when he had to pin Mr.Insult to retain his title, Reasonable Doubt anybody? I’ve been held back for so long it’s not even funny anymore, I’ve been stopped from achieving my destiny and for what? Because I’m not an asskisser like Hurricane Hawk who gets to main event TWO FPVs since PFP??

Colin: There is no reason, I was the VERY FIRST DRAFT PICK FOR DYNASTY AND I’M NOT ‘GOOD ENOUGH’ TO MAIN EVENT MIDSUMMER MASSCARE, TERRITORIAL INVASION?? I HAVE TO WIN A GODDAMN TOURNAMENT TO GET THIS TITLE SHOT?!?!

Colin: But its okay because never fear, inside the Glass Wallz im at home and I’m going to destroy the Prince of Phenomenal, just like Eddie Mack did to him at last years House of Glass.

( Camera pans to black )

( Y2Impact vs. HBB feud plays on the screen )

( ‘New God Flow’ by Kanye West plays as The Heart Break Boy walks out )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is a GLASS CRYPT MATCH! First making his way down to the ring ….THE HEEAAAARRTTTTTT BREEAAKKK BOOYYYYY!!!

( The arena turns to darkness as a large countdown clock appears on the screen )

5….
4…
3….
2….
1…

BOOM….

( The lights come back on with Jay-Z performing ‘Can I live’ on the stage as Y2Impact walks out )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent ….Y2IIIMMMMPPPPPACCCTTTT!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: Impact and HBB meet in the middle of the ring, years of matches, feuds and everything has boiled down to this, these two men are two of the greatest to have ever entered a ring and its about to end here …and It’s Impact who strikes first with a HEADBUTT right between the eyes of HBB! HBB stumbles backwards as Impact closes in on him, striking him with fists but HBB fights back instantly, slicing into Impact’s chest with knife-edged chops! HBB keeps on fighting as Impact stumbles back and HBB whips Impact off the ropes but Impact returns back with a LOU THESZ PRESS ON HBB!! SWIFTT RIGHTS AND LEFTS BY IMPACT INTO HBB!! IMPACT IS UNLEASHING MONTHS OF PENT UP RAGE INTO HBB!!

Masters: But HBB drives his knee directly into the mid-section of Y2Impact! Impact rolls off HBB who gets to his feet as Impact is approaching his but HBB with a running clothesline into Impact knocking him down, Impact pushes himself up to his feet but HBB is right there with more knife-edged chops to the chest of Y2Impact! HBB whips Impact into the turnbuckle now as he charges towards him but Impact with both feet up as HBB stumbles backwards and Impact charges out of the corner with a running clothesline! HBB now the one to his feet but Y2Impact with a missile dropkick to the face of HBB, HBB falls down to the mat and rolls to the apron as Impact hits off the ropes for a RUNNING BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK!! THAT KNOCKS HBB DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH A LOUD THUD!! …

Stew: Impact smirks as HBB is down on the floor and HBB is trying to pull himself up but Impact with ANOTHER Baseball slide dropkick that knocks HBB right into the barricade! Impact now quickly ascends to the top turnbuckle as HBB is regaining himself on the floor as Impact LEAPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ….FLYING CLOTHESLINE BY Y2IMPACT INTO HBB!! That knocks HBB down onto the floor as Impact is hammering fists into HBB’s face, Impact is not letting go of this! Impact finally gets off HBB as he quickly looks underneath the ring and pulls out a wooden table, Impact now rests that table by the ringpost as he goes back to HBB, lifting him up onto his shoulder and IMPACT CHARGES WITH HBB ON HIS SHOULDER, LOOKING TO POWERSLAM HBB THROUGH THE LEANED TABLE!!

Masters: BUT HBB DROPS TO HIS FEET BEHIND IMPACT AND SENDS A BOOT RIGHT INTO IMPACTS GROIN!! HBB NOW LIFTS UP Y2IMPACT AND DROPS HIM DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR WITH A BACK SUPLEX!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND OUT ON THE FLOOR! HBB is trying to regain himself on the floor, breathing hard as Impact is clutching onto his back and HBB pushes himself to his feet and Impact is getting onto his hands and knees and HBB pulls off his belt from his jeans as HE WHIPS IT RIGHT ACROSS THE SPINE OF Y2IMPACT!! IMPACT IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! HBB IS WHIPPING IMPACT LIKE A FATHER DOES TO HIS SON AS BRUISES AND MARKS ARE FORMING ON IMPACTS SPINE!!

Stew: Impact is yelling in pain as HBB wraps the belt across the throat of Impact and BEGINS TO CHOKE IMPACT WITH THE BELT!! HBB IS TIGHTENING THE HOLD AS IMPACT IS LOSING HIS AIR SUPPLY!! IMPACT IS LOSING AIR AS HIS FACE IS LOSING COLOUR!! HBB IS CHOKING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF Y2IMPACT BUT IMPACT, OUT OF DESPERATION, SENDS A BACKKICK INTO THE GROIN OF HBB! That breaks the hold as Impact is regaining his breath and Impact grabs HBB by the hair and RAMS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!!!

Masters: Impact now picks up HBB’s belt as he slowly approaches towards HBB AND WHIPS HBB IN THE CHEST WITH THE BELT!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! HBB’S CHEST IS BEING CUT OPEN AS IMPACT IS MERICLESS HERE!! AND IMPACT NOW GRABS HBB BY THE HEAD AND DRIVES HIM SKULL FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!! Impact now begins to drag HBB up that ramp and towards the phonebox on the stage …But HBB is kicking at Impact, throwing desparte kicks into Impact, who stumbles backwards! HBB is getting to his feet slowly as Impact charges at him BUT HBB WITH A BACKBODY DROP!! AND IMPACT LANDS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP!!!

Stew: BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!! Impact is rolling in pain as HBB is slowly regaining himself and he begins to drag Impact further up the ramp, near the phonebox …HBB has Impact on the stage now as he lifts him u—CODEBREAKER!! IMPACT WITH THE CODEBREAKER ON HBB!! HBB goes down on the stage as Impact is on his knees and he’s slowly lifting himself up as he grabs HBB by the legs and …SLINGSHOTS HBB INTO THE TITANTRON!!! HBB slowly turns around as IMPACT KICKS HIM IN THE MID-SECTION AND DRIVES HBB INTO THE STEEL STAGE WITH A DDT!! Impact now opens the phonebox as he goes to drag HBB into it…but HBB SENDS A KICK INTO IMPACTS GROIN!! IMPACT STAGGERS BACKWARDS, TO THE EDGE OF THE RAMP…

Masters: HBB is starting to get up as Impact goes after him but HBB WITH KNIFE-EDGED CHOPS!! IMPACT STUMBLES BACKWARDS, NEARING THE EDGE OF THE RAMP AS HBB CHARGES AT HIM!!! BUT IMPACT LEAPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH THE 2ND CODEBREAKER!! BAH GAWD!! AND HBB STUMBLES AND IMPACT DRAGS HIM INTO THE PHONEBOX …IMPACT LOCKS THE DOOR!! IMPACT NOW GETS INTO THE NEARBY CRAINE WHERE THE BROKEN SHARDS OF GLASS IS…AND IMPACT FLICKS THE SWITCH!!! AND THOUSANDS OF BROKEN GLASS SHARDS BEGIN TO POUR DOWN ON HBB!!! OH MY GOD!!! HBB IS WAIST HIGH IN BROKEN GLASS SHARDS!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner …Y2IMMPPPPPACCCTTTTT!!!

Stew: Impact must have cemented his status as one of the greatest of all time, what a damn match!

( Camera pans back to ringside where the entire fades to black with a red spotlight focusing on the Glass Wallz which slowly begins to get lowered down as ominous music plays in the back ground )

( A video package begins to play showing the Prince of Phenomenal on Showdown in early 2011 picking up countless wins )

ETR: Prince of Phenomenal definitely has a future in EAW, he’s gone 10-0 here on Showdown!…(The video package shows an interview from POP on Showdown)

POP: I want to prove that I’m the most suicidal and extreme person today …I want to raise the bar to a level never before …

( The video shows POP performing death-defining stunts at the CITV match at PFPIV )

WWEFan: He may have lost but …POP has stolen the show NUMBEROUS times tonight, he may have the most extreme moment of the year nominations after this! ….

POP: I wanna put the extreme back in Extreme Answerz Wrestling … (
Camera pans to MSM 3 where POP hits a Fatal Cross off a ladder onto Mr.Blood )

HYC: POP is the Age of Extreme champion! And I can’t think of anybody who is more extreme, who is more suicidal in EAW, in e-feds, than this man today!

( The video turns to the middle of the Grand Rampage match with POP climbing a ladder as Mack and Hessian down on a table )

ETR: POP pulls out a 15ft ladder from under the ring and sets the ladder up on the Voltage announcer table and …he’s climbing the ladder!

Fena: POP HIT A FATAL CROSS FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER RIGHT ONTO HESSIAN AND MACK ON THE DYNASTY TABLE!! ALL THREE MEN GO THROUGH THE TABLE!! OH MY GOD!! I’VE NEVER IN MY LIFE SEEN THAT!! …

POP: But I want to prove that I’m the best all round extremist today, I’m not just a one trick pony …

HYC: DDD NOW CHARGES AT POP AGAIN, BUT POP SIDE-STEPS AND TURNS DDD AROUND, SUPERKICK! DDD IS DOWN! POP HAS BOTH MR.DEDEDE AND CHRIS HESSIAN DOWN!!

POP: I want to be the best in this business … I know I can be on the level of DDD, HBB, Mak, Jay…

Stew: POP ROLLS ADV ONTO HIS FRONT AND SNAPS IN THE BBTS CROSSFACE AGAIN!!!! AND DA VINCI IMMEDIATELY TAPS OUT!!!!! POP WINS HIS FIRST WORLD TITLE IN THE MAIN EVENT OF PFP!!!

( Camera pans to the Mid-summer Massacre Main Event )

Stew: BUT POP ROLLS BACK OVER, AGAIN INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! HBB HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! AND HE TAPS!!! HBB TAPPED OUT!! IT’S OVER!! POP RETAINS!!

Colin Kaline: I am going to destroy the Prince of Phenomenal, mentally and physically …Just I destroyed Mr.Insult ( Highlights of Colin Kaline injuring Mr.Insult in march play ) …Just like I destroyed Scott Diamond ( Highlights of Colin Kaline injuring Scott Diamond on Dynasty play )…

Colin: I am going to save the entire EAW from Prince of Phenomenals Answers World Championship reign that has gone on for way too long …I’m sick of people like YOU walking around here with the world title without deserving it, without earning it…

Colin: Not even his beloved wife can stand him… ( Highlights of POP getting arrested for ‘domestic violence’ outside of his home play ) …

( The Answers World Championship graphic appears on the screen )

( Virus by Story of the year plays as Colin Kaline struts down to the ring with Bella Mitchell and Colin checks the Glass Wallz before entering )

Stew: Well …here we are, the main event of this evening and it is going to be a barnbuster as Colin Kaline has made this match more personal than ever before …Colin Kaline has made this feud more personal by adding Bella Mitchell to this whole feud and he may very well have sealed his own fate tonight.

Masters: I don’t even know how to sum this whole thing up, it’s spiralled out of control so fast since Colin made it to Dynasty at the draft, he’s threatened Mr.DEDEDE, Matt Ryder and WWEFan to get a Answers World Championship match that he feels he should have gotten after he didn’t get pinned at Pain for Pride. He went after Eddie Mack’s Cash in the Vault to get a title shot and after that, he took out Scott Diamond just to get a title shot!

( The lights dim down as a gold spotlights form in the ring with the words ‘Notorious P.O.P’ written on it )

( ‘’Before the fall’’ by September Mourning plays as the Prince of Phenomenal walks out to the ring in a green hoodie with the image of Colin Kalines face when he lost at PFP )

Stew: And here’s the champion! Prince of Phenomenal is looking as focused as I’ve ever seen him tonight, he already demanded that no Project E.G.O members come out here to help him tonight and would even use violence on them if they did come out! POP has had an outstanding title reign so far, he’s made ADV tap, he’s made HBB tap, he’s defeated Hurricane Hawk, he’s defeated Scott Diamond inside a cage …

Masters: But tonight is a whole different story, POP said it himself …this is above titles, this is above achievements and whatever else they have done. These two just want to beat the living fuck out of each other and they have no better environment than the Glass Wallz for this and I think this favors POP more than Colin, POP can literally fling himself from ANYWHERE in those glass wallz…

( POP enters the Glass Wallz and hands the referee the Answers World Championship who raises it in the air and rings the bell, Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: And we’re under way as both men slowly step out of the corner and begin butting heads already! Colin begins to trash talk POP but POP SLAPS HIM ACROSS THE FACE AND BEGINS HAMMERING COLIN WITH FISTS!! POP IS UNLEASHING WEEKS OF ANGER INTO COLIN, POP’S RELENTLESS, HE’S MERICLESS AS HE THROWS PUNCHES THAT MIKE TYSON WOULD BE PROUD OF!! Colin stumbles into the ropes, with nowhere to go as POP drives a knee into his gut …

Masters: And POP grabs Colin by the arm and launches him into the ropes but Colin reverses, sending POP off the ropes as Colin looks for a clothesline but POP runs underneath it and dropkicks Colin in the spine which knocks him into the ropes! …POP now charges but Colin ducks and grabs POP FOR A FLAPJACK INTO THE GLASS WALLZ!! BUT POP GRABS ONTO IT AND BEGINS CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF THE GLASS WALLZ WHERE THE WEAPONS ARE LOCATED! …POP now pulls off a trash can lid but Colin grabs POP by the legs and tries to yank him down..

Stew: BUT POP LEAPS DOWN AND SMASHES THE TRASH CAN LID INTO THE TOP OF COLIN’S HEAD!! Colin slumps by the ropes, he looks like may have been knocked out as POP again swings this time ACROSS Colin’s face as he falls to the mat, on his hands and knee as POP is smirking, he’s enjoying this as he DRIVES the trash can lid into Colin’s spine! POP is really putting the damage into Colin as it’s been all POP here so far and POP walks over to the turnbuckle and places the trash can lid inbetween the middle and top turnbuckle…

Masters: POP now walks back over to Colin and lifts him up to his feet as POP RAMS COLIN’S HEAD INTO THE TRASH CAN LID STUCK IN THE CORNER! But Colin blocks, sending an elbow into POP’s face and POP stumbles backwards as Colin has a brief moment to regroup and POP now charges towards Colin BUT COLIN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!! AND THE FACE OF POP GOES SMASHING INTO THE TRASH CAN LID!! AND COLIN, SIEZING HIS CHANCE RAMS THE HEAD OF POP OVER AND OVER AGAIN INTO THE TRASH CAN LID!! A HUGE DENT IS ON THE TRASH CAN LID NOW!!

Stew: And POP just falls to the mat, he’s utterly motionless as Colin is regrouping and he begins to climb up this structure as he looks for more weapons, more ways to mane POP! …And Colin pulls down a 2×4 wrapped in barbed wire, he takes down a bag too and drops it by the corner, POP is slowly approaching his feet as Colin descends down with the barbed wire 2×4 in hand and COLIN SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE 2X4 INTO THE MID-SECTION OF POP!! THE BARBED WIRE SLICES AT POP’S MID-SECTION AND COLIN NOW STANDS BEHIND POP AND BEGINS TO CHOKE HIM WITH THE BARBED WIRE 2X4!! THE 2X4 IS NOT ONLY CUTTING OFF POP’S AIR SUPPLY, THE BARBED WIRE IS SLICING HIS THROAT!!

Masters: AND POP IS YELLING IN PAIN, HIS THROAT IS GETTING SLICED O—BUT NO! POP THROWS HIS LEGS AT THE ROPES AND USES THEM TO LEAP FORWARD AND BACK, HITTING A SLICED BEARD STYLE MOVE!! AND WITH THAT, THE BARBED WIRE 2X4 HITS INTO COLINS MOUTH AS HE HIT THE MAT!!! …Absolutely phenomenal from POP who rolls to the ropes, he’s trying to catch his breath now and Colin rolls flat onto his stomach and as POP is using the ropes to lift himself up to his feet and POP grabs Colin by the head and lifts him to his fe—NO!!! COLIN STILL HAD THE BARBED WIRE 2X4 IN HAND AND HE DRIVES THAT INTO THE GROIN OF POP!! OH MY DEAR GOD!!!

Stew: And POP drops to his knees, he’s in MASSIVE pain that I’m sure almost every man here and watching at home knows as Colin is slowly pushing himself to his feet and he grabs POP up onto his shoulders and CHARGES TOWARDS THE GLASS WALLZ!! BUT POP DROPS DOWN ONTO HIS FEET IN DESPERATION AND MISSILE DROPKICKS COLIN IN THE SPINE!! Colin falls into the ropes as POP is regaining his strength and POP charges at Colin, connecting with a running clothesline that sends Colin over the top rope and down in-between the glass wallz and the ring ropes! …POP is regaining himself, holding onto his groin and his throat as he is breathing hard, same with Colin on the apron …

Masters: Colin is pulling himself by those ropes as POP, with a look of sheer desperation and anger gets to his feet and CHARGES TOWARDS COLIN …RUNNING SHINNING WIZARD!! SHINNING WIZARD OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO COLIN!! AND BOTH MEN GO RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS WALLZ!! THEY BROKE A HUGE GAP IN THE GLASS WALLZ AS BOTH POP AND COLIN ARE LYING IN THOUSANDS OF PIECES OF BROKEN GLASS!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!! THAT WAS …WAS INSANE!! POP JUST SACRIFIED HIS ENTIRE BODY TO HURT COLIN!! AND BOTH MEN ARE MOTIONLESS ON THE FLOOR NOW!! ( A Replay gets shown )

Stew: Well remember, that wall DIDN’T break down but it has a huge hole in the middle of it and POP out of sheer instincts drapes an arm over Colins chest! But there is no counts on the floor! POP would have had this match won if there was as Colin is bleeding, he’s cut on his arms which is bleeding and POP is slowly getting onto his hands and knees, glass is getting crushed into POP’s hand but LOOK! BELLA MITCHELL JUST SWUNG A ROUNDHOUSE KICK INTO POP’S SKULL!! THE HEEL OF BELLA’S BOOTS CONNECTS INTO POP’S HEAD!! POP is down and out as he is lying on his stomach on that glass, which is piercing into his body …Bella now tries to help Colin get up, slowly helping him up to his feet as Colin falls back to the barricade.

Masters: And Colin now slowly checks underneath the ring as he pulls out a 15ft ladder and he bridges it between the glass wallz and the ring apron! Colin now lifts POP up into a suplex position and SUPLEXS POP DOWN RIGHT ONTO THE BRIDGED LADDER!! POPS SPINE GETS CRUNCHED INTO THE LADDER! POP falls to the floor as Colin lifts POP up and drags him back in to the Glass Wallz through the door as Colin instantly goes for the pin!

ONE!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!! NO POP KICKS OUT!!

Stew: Colin now climbs back up the Glass Wallz as he pulls down a pizza slicer and drops back down to the mat, POP is slowly trying to get back up as COLIN SLICES HIM WITH THE PIZZA SLICER ACROSS THE ARM!! AND BLOOD GUSHES OUT OF POPS ARM RAPIDLY!! AND COLIN SLICES IT ACORSS POPS CHEST!!! AND BLOOD GUSHES OUT OF POPS CHEST NOW!!! AND COLIN NOW GRABS POP AND RUNS DRIVING HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE TRASH CAN LID SET UP IN THE CORNER!!! POP’S A BLOODY MESS!! Colin is stomping on POP, he’s lost his freaking mind here as he grabs POP by his legs and turns him to face the corner of the Glass Wallz …

Masters: AND COLIN CATAPULTS POP INTO THE GLASS WALLZ!!! BUT POP LANDS ON THE TURNBUCKLE, REMARKABLE AS COLIN CHARGES BUT POP KICKS HIM IN THE FACE AND HITS A MOONSAULT! MOONSAULT OUTTA NOWHERE!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!! And POP rolls onto his back, his torso is drenched in blood already from that Pizza Slicer and Colin is already trying to push himself up, POP is on all fours as Colin is getting up and Colin grabs POP U—-POP PICKS UP THE PIZZA SLICER AND SWINGS IT ACROSS COLINS LEG!!! OH MY GODD!! BLOOD IS GUSHING OUT OF COLINS LEG!!

Stew: AND POP GRABS THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4, STILL ON HIS KNEES, AS HE SWINGS IT INTO THE WOUND ON COLINS LEG!! INFLICTING MORE DAMAGE!!! AND AGAIN BY POP AS COLIN STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES, COLINS ON ONE LEG!!! AND POP IS GETTING TO HIS FEET, HE’S RUNNING PURELY ON EMOTIONS NOW AS HE CHARGES AT COLIN AGAIN!!! BUT COLIN WITH THE BACKBODY DROP!!! AND POP GOES SPINE FIRST THROUGH THE GLASS WALLZ AND THROUGH THE BRIDGED LADDER THAT WAS SET-UP EARLIER!!!

Masters: POP IS DEAD!! HE’S GOTTA BE!!! POP IS LYING IN THE BROKEN WRECKAGE OF THE LADDER AND THOUSANDS OF PIECES OF GLASS!!! And Colin now grabs the bag he pull down from earlier and pours out …HUNDREDS OF TACKS AND NAILS!!! THERES TACKS AND NAILS BEING POURED OUT IN THE RING!! And Colin now steps out of the ring, which is easy with no wall in the way and Colin lifts up a motionless POP and dumps him back into the ring….this isn’t going to be good!

Stew: And Colin now smirks as he grabs POP into a vertical suplex position ….COLIN GOING FOR THE BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE TACKS AND NAILS!! BUT THE DAMAGE IN COLINS LEG AND POPS WEIGHT CAUSES HIM TO DROP POP AND POP INSTANTLY HITS BACK WITH A SNAP DDT ONTO THE TACKS AND NAILS!! COLIN GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE TACKS AND NAILS!!! BAH GAWD KANG!!!! AND POP DRAPES AN ARM OVER COLIN KALINE CHEST!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!! SHOULDER UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Masters: WHAT??! HOW??!?! HOW ON GODS GREEN EARTH DID HE DO THAT…And POP is slowly, almost like a slug approaching his feet as he grabs Colin by both legs and …BLINDED BY THE SUCCESS!! THE SHARPSHOOTER!!! POPS GOING FOR IT!!! BUT COLIN GRABS A HANDFUL OF THE TACKS AND NAILS AND THROWS HIM AT POPS FACE!!! DEAR GOD!!! POP HAS TACKS AND NAILS STUCK IN HIS FACE BUT HE HOLDS ON AND TURNS COLIN OVER, BLINDED BY THE SUCCESS IS LOCKED IN!! BTTS ON THE TACKS AND NAILS, COLIN IS LYING IN TACKS AND NAILS AS COLIN IS TRYING TO HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE!!! COLIN IS TRYING TO INCH TO THOSE ROPES, SLOWLY AND SLOWLY …

Stew: BUT POP SWITCHES THE BTTS FROM A SHARPSHOOTER INTO A CROSSFACE!! THIS IS HOW HE BEAT ADV AND HBB, TWO OF THE TOUGHEST MEN IN EAW HISTORY!!! BUT COLIN ROLLS IT OVER AND POP IS LYING IN THE NAILS AND TACKS NOW, THEY ARE DIGGING INTO HIS SPINE AND HE HAS TO LET GO!! POP is rolling in pain, trying to get them off his spine as Colin is motionless and POP is the one who is getting to his feet and looks at the glass wallz before looking to climb it again! And POP is nearing the top of the Glass Wallz as he looks for some type of weapon of massive destruction…

Masters: And POP grabs a wooden bat, POP has a wooden bat in his hands as he looks else around and sees lighter fluid! And POP pours the lighter fluid on the wooden bat as IT ERUPTS INTO FLAMES!! BUT POP ISN’T TRYING TO CLIMB DOWN …HE’S LOOKING AT COLIN WITH THOSE DEATHLY EYES, I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE’S GONNA DO STEW!! POP TURNS HIS BACK TOWARDS COLIN ON THE TOP OF THOSE GLASS WALLZ WITH THE FLAMING BAT IN HAND AND…POP LEAPSSSSSS OFFF THE FUCKING GLASS WALLZ WITH A FATAL CROSS WITH THE FLAMING BAT!!! AND IT CONNECTS!! BOTH MEN GET DRIVEN INTO THE NAILS, INTO THE TACKS, INTO THE FLAMING BAT!!! BAH GAWWWWWDDDD!!!!!!!

Stew: AND POP IS LYING ON TOP OF COLIN!!! COVER!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: BUT NO!!!! BELLA DIVED IN AT THE LAST MILSECOND AND BROKE THE COVER, CMON!!! GODDAMN YOU BELLA, SHE JUST SAVED COLIN FROM LOSING!!! NEITHER OF THESE MEN CAN EVEN MOVE ANYMORE!!! And POP is near motionless, he’s got tacks, nails, blood and burn marks all over his body as Bella checks on Colin, trying to wake him up and help him win this match…And POP is moving a limb,he’s moving his legs somehow, the will to survive is keeping POP moving! He’s coughing blood, he’s vomiting blood, god this is too violent!

Masters: And Colin is slowly moving too, POP is getting onto his knees but BELLA PICKS UP THE BARBED WIRE 2X4 AND SWINGS IT AT POP!!! BUT POP GRABS THE PIZZA SLICER AND SLICES BELLA RIGHT IN THE STOMACH!! HE SLICED HIS OWN WIFE!!! BELLA DROPS THE 2X4 AND IS LOOKING ON IN SHOCK AS BLOOD IS RUSHING OUT OF HER STOMACH, GET HER HELP!!! POP IS SLOWLY GETTING TO HIS FEET BUT COLIN SWINGS HIM AROUND AND BOOTS POP IN THE MID-SECTION…AND HE LIFTS POP UP FOR A BRAINBUSTER!!!!!! IT CONNECTS AS POP IS DRIVEN INTO THE TACKS AND NAILS!!! HEAD FIRST!!!!!!!!

Stew: AND COLIN DRAPES HIS ARM OVER POP!!! SURELY!!! SURELY THIS IS IT!!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!

ONE!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner AND NEEEWWWWWWWWWW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION….COLLLLIIINN KAAALLLINNEEEEEE!!!

Masters: HE’S DONE IT!!! COLIN HAS FINALLY REACHED THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN!!! HE’S BEEN HELD BACK BY THE SYSTEM, BY EVERYBODY FOR SO LONG BUT TONIGHT HE HAS WON THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! WHAT A MATCH, WHAT A WAR!!!

Stew: What a show it has been, we’ve seen the return of Christy Cruise, Robbie V and Ashten Cross along with a NEW World Champion! Tune into Dynasty for all the fall out to this!

( Camera pans to black )

( EAW logo buzzes )

( EAW intro plays )

(Highlights of CM Banks vs. The Heart Break Boy at Pain for Pride V play along with Banks bowing in front of the crowd at the end while receiving a standing ovation)

HBB *in the background*: CM Banks is an embarrassment and the fact you people cheered him over me at PFP says it all. If you want to cheer a man who attacked an INNOCENT vixen, almost killed Scott Diamond and among other things, than fine.

(Highlights show of Prince of Phenomenal defeating ADV at PFP and celebrating his victory in the crowd)

HBB *to POP*: Those people who supported you at Grand Rampage, at Pain for Pride …are the exact same people who will chew you up and spit you back out.

(Highlights show of POP vs. HBB at MSM with the crowd cheering as Hurricane Hawk cashes in his 24/7 contract on POP)

HBB: You all cheered for a man who has publicly embarrassed EAW so many times with his GTL crew, a man who uses women for his own selfish needs over a man who works so hard to give it his all for this company.

(Highlights play back in November on Showdown with Mutiny beating down on Jaywalker and Matt Daniels firing him)

HBB: You all cheered when two rugrats attacked and fired a legend of this company, without this man EAW would have never been as big as it is today.

(Highlights play of Dark Demon vs. Kawajai with Mr.DEDEDE trying time and time again to screw Demon)

HBB: You all cheered for Mr.DEDEDE tried to hog the spotlight from two of the very best extremists today, you all cheered when a man who has been busting his ass to restore prestige of a lost title almost got screwed.

HBB: And for all of this, we have united as the most elite and powerful group to have ever graced this company to bring forth a new era to this company…

(Highlights of Project E.G.O destroying the Dynasty Roster play)

HBB: To edge out the weak…

(Highlights of E.G.O beating down on Mr.DEDEDE on Dynasty play)

Jaywalker: To edge out the corrupt…

(Highlights play of Cleopatra retiring the Heart Break Gal and defeating various Vixen legends)

Cleo: To edge out those who do not fit our image…

(Highlights play of E.G.O taking out Matt Ryder and WWEFan in the parking lot and brawling with Team EAW)

POP: To edge out those who try to stop us..

Troy: …Starting tonight, the invasion will commence and the new dawn will rise where only the strong shall survive …Abandon all hope…

(‘’It’s time for War’’ by LL Cool J plays as a highlight video plays recapping all the feuds from E.G.O vs. EAW, Kawajai vs. Mr.DEDEDE, Dark Demon vs. Alexander Da Vinci, MosesX vs. Sir Hornetsky and Pyrite vs. Ren Smyth)

(Camera pans to the MGM Grand Arena as ‘’Dove and Grenade’’ by Hollywood Undead plays as a series of gold, red, blue and black pyro shoots up from the stage down to the ramp and to the ringposts)

(The camera pans to the Dynasty commentators table with Stew-O and Masters)

Stew: WELCOME TO TERRITORIAL INVASION!! THE WAR WILL START AND END TONIGHT!! Everything is on the line tonight, pride, titles and even CAREERS will be on the line tonight! I’m Stew-O joined tonight by Masters and what a show we have in store for you tonight as Project E.G.O take on Team EAW in our main event, no pinfalls, no submissions, no tags, all under Last Man Standing rules!

Masters: And of course, the number one contender to the Answers World Championship as Devan Dubian, Troy Conway and Colin Kaline all battle it out tonight in a triple threat match! But lets take it over to the Showdown side of things!

(Camera pans to ETR and HYC at the Showdown table)

ETR: Thanks Masters and things have been heating on Showdown of course, Dark Demon will defend his World Heavyweight Championship against Alexander Da Vinci and it was one year ago that ADV won the Answers World Championship at this VERY event, can history repeat itself tonight? I sure do hope so!
HYC: But of course, one career will end as Kawajai takes on Mr.DEDEDE in an I quit match where the loser will literally have to quit EAW for good! Everything is on the line tonight and we’re gonna kick things off with a match for the vacant Interwire Championship!

( Camera fades into the ring )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen… the opening contest of Territorial Invasion is scheduled for one fall! And it is for… THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!

( The Interwire Championship is shown on a stand at ringside )

( “Boss of all Bosses” by Slim Thug plays as Suicidal VIP makes his way to the ring focusing his eyes on the Interwire Championship )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Oakland, California… weighing in at 219 pounds!!… SUICCIDALLLL VIP!!!

ETR: Well, this match was made last week on Showdown, after Diamond Cage was suspended by WWEFan, Rami already had contender ship to the title when he beat three other men at No Regards, VIP is lucky that he got put into this match, and I know for a fact that he’s going to make the most of this fantastic opportunity.

( “Nowhere Kids” by Shinedown plays as Rami makes his way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Djerba, Tunisia… weighing in at 244 pounds… RAAMMIIIII!!

HYC: Well, like you said ETR, he beat three other hungry competitors to become the Number One Contender to the Interwire Championship, he thought he would be facing Diamond Cage, but all he has to do is switch his strategy a bit, Rami’s a smart guy, I think he’ll be able to pull it off.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

ETR: And we’re off! A great crowd here tonight in Las Vegas… Rami and VIP circle around the ring a bit, and lock up! Rami with a bit of a size advantage over VIP but certainly not anything insurmountable. Rami quickly shifts to a waist lock and takes VIP down to the mat! Rami switches to the upper-body of VIP and begins wrenching the head as he pulls him back to his feet. Rami whips him into the ropes… BUT VIP COMES BACK BY THROWING HIS WHOLE BODY AT RAMI AND CONNECTS WITH A FLYING FOREARM KNOCKING RAMI DOWN INTO THE MAT!

HYC: Rami up to his feet rather quickly, but here comes VIP charging… and he knocks Rami down with a swift clothesline, Rami up again… but again gets knocked down with a clothesline… Rami up to his feet yet again… and here comes VIP… BUT RAMI CATCHES HIM AND CONNECTS WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! WOW!! WHAT A REVERSAL BY RAMI!! VIP crawls over to the ropes grabbing his lower back as he pulls himself to his feet, Rami comes running… BUT VIP PULLS DOWN THE ROPES SENDING RAMI FLIPPING OVER THEM AND HE LANDS HARD ON THE OUTSIDE!!

ETR: VIP now slides himself out of the ring as well, he grabs Rami and pulls him up to a vertical base, he drags him over to the barricade and bounces his head off the edge! Rami falls to the floor below as VIP gets him back to his feet and rolls him into the ring. VIP now climbs onto the apron and heads to the top rope… He waits as Rami begins to make it back to his feet… Rami’s up and he turns around… VIP LEAPS OFF… AND HE CONNECTS!! MISSILE DROPKICK!! A BEAUTIFUL MISSLE DROPKICK THAT SENDS RAMI FLYING BACK HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!! AND NOW VIP QUICKLY SCRAMBLES OVER TOWARDS RAMI AND HOKS THE LEG!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT RAMI ROLLS HIS SHOULDER UP!!

HYC: And the early portion of this match has been fueled with some high octane offense! Rami able to kick out of that Missile Dropkick, but it doesn’t look like VIP has skipped a beat here as he stomps on the mid-section of Rami, before heading to the top rope once again! BUT LOOK… RAMI SPRINGS TO HIS FEET AS VIP WAS HEADING TO THE TOP… HE LEAPS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE AND CATCHES VIP WITH A KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! WHAT A MOVE BY RAMI!! VIP FALLS FORWARD HITTING HIS HEAD ON THE MAT, AND NOW RAMI LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF SUICIDAL VIP!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… KICKOUT!!

ETR: VIP may have kicked out, but it’s obvious that his neck and head are in bad shape… And Rami is well aware of this as he applies a headlock! Trying to cutoff the circulation going to VIP’s head… but VIP is attempting to make it back to his feet… He’s fighting Rami as Rami tries to keep him down… VIP ALMOST TO HIS FEET… AND VIP JUMPS INTO THE AIR WITH THE HEADLOCK STILL APPLIED… JAWBREAKER!! RAMI GET’S HIS JAW JACKED BY VIP AS HE STRUGGLES TO REMAIN ON HIS FEET… VIP regains himself and runs towards Rami and knocks him down with a forearm to the jaw!

HYC: VIP now hunches down in the corner and cracks his neck a bit, you can tell it’s still bothering him. He gets back up and begins to circle around Rami, planning out his next move… Rami up to his feet… VIP TURNS HIM AROUND… DDT!!… NO!! RAMI REVERSES IT INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!! ANOTHER FANTASTIC REVERSAL BY RAMI AS HE TRIES TO BUY HIMSELF SOME TIME!! I’ve been very impressed with both these men here tonight, they’ve both came off swinging, this is a great way to start off Territorial Invasion! Rami gets VIP back to his feet and tosses him over his shoulders… SAMOAN DROP!! PLANTING VIP RIGHT INTO THE MAT… AND NOW RAMI’S FEELING IT!! HE’S SIGNALING FOR THE END!!

ETR: HE GRABS VIP AND PULLS HIM BACK TO HIS FEET… THE PAIN KILLER CONNE—WAIT NO!! VIP SENDS ELBOWS INTO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF RAMI!! AND HE ESCAPES IT!! RAMI COMES CHARGING… BUT HE RUNS INTO A SIDE HEEL KICK WHICH SENDS HIM DOWN INTO THE MAT!! AND THE MOMENTUM AGAIN HAS SHIFTED!! This time it’s Suicidal VIP with the momentum, as he reversed the Pain Killer, and VIP’s lucky, if Rami hit that, he would be the Interwire Champion right now. VIP is looking great here tonight, he’s definitely taking advantage of that opportunity that WWEFan gave him.

HYC: No doubt ETR, both of these men have been impressive. VIP uses the ropes to aid him to his feet, he walks over towards Rami and pulls him up to his feet… He whips him into the ropes… Rami comes back… AND HE RUNS RIGHT INTO AN ENZIGURI THAT BRINGS RAMI DOWN TO HIS KNEES!! RAMI GROGGY ON HIS KNEES NOW AND VIP BACKS UP… HE CHARGES TOWARDS RAMI!!… AND HE CRACKS HIM IN THE JAW WITH THE SHINING WIZARD!! WOW!! RAMI SLUMPS DOWN INTO THE MAT AND NOW VIP SLOWLY CRAWLS OVER TOWARDS RAMI AND HE HOOKS THE LEG, NEW CHAMP!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! NO! RAMI GET’S THE SHOULDER UP!!

ETR: Rami manages to kick-out, but VIP is CLEARLY in the driver’s seat here! VIP stomps on the back of Rami a bit as he tries to weaken him more, and you have to imagine that VIP is a bit upset that he hasn’t been able to put Rami away, he wants this match to be over already, he wants the Interwire Championship! He gets Rami to his feet and tosses him over his shoulders… AND A STEAM ROLLER BY VIP!! WHAT A MOVE!! A STEAM ROLLER BY VIP!! AND AGAIN INTO THE PIN, THIS TIME HOOKING BOTH LEGS, THE REFEREE SLIDES INTO POSITION!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT AGAIN RAMI KICKS OUT!!

HYC: And VIP is livid! He’s upset at himself, he can’t believe that Rami kicked out! He thought he had the win! VIP gets to his feet and paces around the ring, he glances over at the turnbuckle, and he begins to climb… Rami still down!!… VIP LEAPS OFF LOOKING FOR THE SUICIDAL SPLASH!! THAT 630… IT CONNECTS!!… WAIT NO!! OH MY LORD!! RAMI GOT HIS KNEES UP AND THEY WERE DRIVEN INTO THE BACK OF SUICIDAL VIP!! A DEVASTATING RESULT FOR VIP!! RAMI NOW MAKES IT TO HIS FEET AND GRABS VIP… THE PAIN KILLER!! YES!! IT CONNECTS!! RAMI INTO THE COVER!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( “Nowhere Kids” hits as Rami is awarded the Interwire Championship, he gets up and starts to celebrate )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… and NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION… RAMMIIIII!!

ETR: Rami did it! Rami has won the Interwire Championship! And what a heart-breaking loss this is for Suicidal VIP, as he really took control in the latter part of the match! I thought it was just a matter of time before he put Rami away, but Rami pulls off an amazing reversal at the end to capture the Interwire Championship!

HYC: What a FANTASTIC way to start off Territorial Invasion as we crown a new Interwire Champion, congratulations to Rami, he certainly deserves it.

( Camera focuses backstage to a feed on Mr. DEDEDE, as he’s seen walking down the hallway wearing a black suit, carrying a clipboard and moving in a quite stern demeanor )

( DEDEDE paces towards a lockerroom door and rather harshly knocks on it ) …

( Kawajai is seen, fully suited up in ring gear, opening the door as he examines DEDEDE head to toe )

Kawajai: So It’s you…

Kawajai: Did you come to quit before the match even begins?? Because for someone whos supposed to end my career tonight, you look like somebody just pulled you out of a casket…

Mr. DEDEDE: I have to look professional, I’m still your boss for the next few hours. And speaking of such I need you to sign this.. *DEDEDE holds out the clipboard/pen towards Kawajai, as Kawajai hesitantly takes it from him*

Kawajai: What is this… *Kawa flips through the contract*

Mr. DEDEDE: It’s a contract for our match. This is to finalize the stipulation of tonight’s match as far as legal matters are concerned; and to legally unsanction every crushing blow that I unleash upon you tonight.

Kawajai: I’m less than threatened about your release form you drew up. But ofcorse ill sign, we don’t need Ryan with anymore loopholes getting himself back into EAW after tonight *Kawa signs his name in various places on the contract*

Kawajai: I’m won’t let you step foot in an EAW ring ever again, DEDEDE, and that’s a promise that you’ve just sealed. Now take your stupid contract.

( Kawajai tosses the contract on the floor in front of DEDEDE’s feet, as both of them engage in a tense staredown and DEDEDE picks up the clipboard from the ground )

Mr. DEDEDE: Well.. I wouldn’t hold you to a promise after No Regards… I just hope you don’t let this unsanctioning of tonight’s match go to your head.. I wouldn’t want you doing anything that gets you killed before I finish you myself for good.

( DEDEDE turns and walks away from Kawa’s locker room as Kawa looks on, grinning at whats to come )

( DEDEDE is seen continually walking, until he’s stopped in the hallway strip by WWEFan )

Mr. DEDEDE: Move…

WWEFan: No. I demand you hear me out for once… Listen, Ryan I need to talk to you this instant.

*DEDEDE gets in Fan’s face, though Fan is unwaivering in demeanor*

Mr. DEDEDE: If you or ANYONE calls me anything other than “BOSS” so help me God… now what is it, and make it quick.

WWEFan: (catching his rage) DEDEDE.. incase you hadn’t noticed you’re the chairman of EAW. I WARNED YOU when you were given that job earlier this year that mixing business with personal feelings is hazardous and you didn’t listen. Now you’re putting your CAREER ON THE LINE over a silly, worthless and uncalled for match against Kawajai. Do you KNOW what that does to the board???

Mr. DEDEDE: And wh-

WWEFan: No, no no you don’t because you see with all the time you’ve spent following Kawajai and crying over the EAW Championship you’ve forgotten the rest of EAW. LOOK AT DYNASTY, THE AUTHORITY FIGURE YOU APPOINTED IN MATT RYDER IS BEING ASSAULTED BY PROJECT EGO. Not just Ryder, they’re attacking everybody!! They’ve even assaulted you!! I refuse to let it happen to happen to me on Showdown.

Mr. DEDEDE: So this is what it’s about. Hmm? Project EGO. You’re scared of Project EGO. Petrified. TERRIFIED, even though Team EAW is facing them tonight. TERRIFIED even though single handedly I can take EGO out the same way I took the Enterprise out. ( A long pause is kept )…

WWEfan: It’s not the same, DEDEDE. And ill have you know taking the Enterprise out was a MISTAKE, because I guarantee you defiance like EGO would never become an issue otherwise. EGO is already a match away from consuming Dynasty and I know that Showdown’s next..

Mr. DEDEDE: Well Lethal is unemployed and Johnny Nova is insane, and you’re just a lowly General Manager so I guess that The Enterprise could never do a better job than I can.. Now stop your senseless worrying, I can easily take down any faction even though Team EAW will likely suppress EGO’s power tonight.

WWEFan: ITS EASY TO SAY UNTIL YOU LOSE TONIGHT…. then wheres my help??? It’ll be lost, and control will be lost all because you couldn’t listen to ME.
Mr. DEDEDE: Well it doesnt bother me that you doubt my beating Kawajai tonight, but NEVER question my job because I do it better than anybody. Don’t make the mistake of thinking for a SECOND THAT I EVER GAVE A DAMN ABOUT ANYONES OPINION, OR HOW ANYBODY FEELS OF ME FOR THAT MATTER. I am THE best wrestler still, and I DAMNED SURE am a great Chairman. Now go back to doing your job so that I can go back to doing mine. And that’s not a request.

WWEFan: Well… this had better not be the last of you.

( WWEFan walks away as DEDEDE watches him leave angrily, and he walks in his own direction )

( Ding Ding Ding )

( A Steel Cage is seen being lowered to the ring as highlights of Sir Hornetsky and MosesX feud portray on the screen )

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is in STEEEEEEEL CAGEEE!! You can only win via pinfall, submission, or escaping the steel cage!

( Ode to Joy by Beethoven plays throughout the arena as Sir Hornetsky comes walking out in a gold and silver robe/attire )

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, from Oxford, England… weighing in at 111 kilograms… SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HORRRRRRRNETTTTTTSKKKKKKYYYY!!

Masters: One of the most intelligent, best talking and intelligent man on Dyn— IN ALL OF EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING! I really like this extremist, and that means something.

( I Hate Everything About You blares throughout the arena as Moses X comes out in a red white and blue attire representing the National Extreme Title )
Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Washington, D.C., weighing in at 275 pounds.. HE IS THE NATIONALLLL EXTREMEEE CHAMPION…… MOSSSSSESSSSSSSSSSSSS X!!!!

Stew: A great, powerful competitor, along with a confident, amazing champion. The physique of this man is one of the best in Extreme Answers Wrestling, but does Hornetsky have his number this time?

( Ding Ding Ding )

Masters: Sir Hornetsky quickly runs at him and locks up, and sends a knee right to the back of his leg! I remember growing up as a kid and getting those Charley horses, man do they hurt! Moses X falls back against the cage, and ropes, and Hornetsky sends some roundhouses to his ribs, and pulls him back… AND DRIVES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE! Moses X comes tumbling back a few steps, and Hornetsky hits a five star dropkick and Moses X falls back into the corner… Hornetsky takes a few steps backwards… AND CHARGES FOR A CORNER SPLA— MOSES LIFTS HIS KNEE UP! Hornetsky holds his side as he falls back and Moses X charges and flattens his face with a big boot! Moses X taunts the crowd, and then drops a glorious elbow! Those have to sting the sternum, and he quickly grabs his arm, and stomps right back down on it! He quickly lifts Hornetsky back up, and pulls him into the air… and hits a great vertical suplex

Stew: Hornetsky is in a lot of pain on the mat, and Moses X comes over and lif— SIR HORNETSKY WITH A VERY GOOD UPPERCUT! And Moses X is a little bit dazed.. SIR HORNETSKY WITH THE ENLIGHTENMENT! THE ENZIGU—MOSES X DUCKS UNDER IT, AND HE DROPS HIS LEG AND HITS A NASTY LARIAT TO THE BACK OF HORNETSKY’S NECK! Hornetsky falls to the mat, and Moses X goes over and starts stomping viciously all over his spine… He yanks him up in the air and puts him in position… BACK SUPLEX! BUT HORNETSKY LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND QUICKLY PULLS MOSES X INTO A REVERSE SIDE HEADLOCK… AND HE DROPS HIM ON HIS KNEE! AND THEN HE LIFTS HIM UP… AND HITS A MODIFIED FLAPJACK! I didn’t know Hornetsky could pull that maneuver off, but he quickly goes running off the ropes… and hits a glorious leg drop across Moses X’s neck! Moses X tries to roll out of the ring, but he has a steel cage around him!

Masters: Sir Hornetsky quickly pulls him to the middle of the ring, and pulls him up on his knees, and goes running off the ropes… LEAPING SNAP DDT! That was a glorious move, and Moses X is nearly knocked out on the mat, and Hornet starts climbing up the cage! He is about half way up and the crowd is cheering him on, he is literally feet away from winning a National Extreme Championship! BUT MOSES X IS UP AND HE GRABS HIM AND PULLS HIM DOWN ON HIS SHOULDERS… ELECTRIC CHAIR CONNECTS! Hornetsky is twitching in some insane pain here, and Moses X hurls him back in the air, and pulls him onto his shoulders… OH GOD! NOT THE MX FACTOR… AND HORNETSKY SPINS OFF AND HITS A PICTURE PERFECT BACKSTABBER! That was a great counter but Hornetsky is holding his back, probably cause all that weight that fell down on him!

Stew: Sir Hornetsky is putting the most effort I’d expect from any man, and he tries to lift up Moses X, but Moses X strikes him in the groin! Sir Hornetsky falls back into the corner, winded from that unholy strike, and Moses X charges and laces a clothesline across his neck! Moses X puts him up on the top turnbuckle, and he starts sending fists to wear him down, and he sets him up for superplex, and he hoists him up… BUT HORNETSKY SENDS A SNAP KICK TO HIS GUT, AND THEN AN UPPERCUT WHICH SENDS HIM PLUMMETING TO THE MAT! Hornetsky is quick and ready to react as he starts climbing up the cage! He doesn’t have very far to go as he laces a hand on the very top, and he hoists himself up… HE HAS ONE LEG OVER! BUT IT CLICKS WITH MOSES X AND HE POPS UP AND GRABS HIS FREE LEG… AND PULLS HIM OFF AND HE FALLS ALL THE WAY TO THE MAT! Moses X starts climbing up, but he doesn’t realize that Hornetsky landed on his feet!

Masters: Hornetsky quickly hops on the top turnbuckle and wraps his arms around Moses X… GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE! Both men are out on the mat, and are not moving a lot, but Hornetsky manages to toss an arm over Moses X!

ONEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!! KICKOUTT!!

Stew: He takes a while to get up, but he picks up Moses X and whips him into the ropes… BUT MOSES X COMES OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A FLATTENING CLOTHESLINE! Moses X has awaken, and he realizes his title is at stake here as he pulls up Sir Hornetsky… He goes to whip him out, but he pulls him back in and goes for a clothesline… BUT HORNETSKY DUCKS UNDER IT AND GOES RUNNING OFF THE ROPES… AND HITS A GREAT LEAPING HEEL KICK! Moses X falls into the ropes and comes ricocheting back and Sir Hornetsky goes for a superkick! BUT MOSES X CATCHES HIS FOOT AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE ROPES… BUT SIR HORNETSKY GETS VERY ANGRY AND TACKLES HIM INTO THE CORNER AND SENDS REPETITVE SHOULDER THRUSTS INTO HIS GUT! He backs up to the opposite corner, and…. CARTWHEEL SUPERKICK! THAT CARTWHEEL THAT ENDS WITH A SUPERKICK CONNECTS AND THAT IMPACT ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ARENA! Moses X comes tumbling out of the corner…

Masters: AND HORNETSKY PULLS HIM IN… DROP OF SORROW! THE STRAIGHT JACKET NECKBREAKER CONNECTS AND MOSES X FALLS TO THE MAT ON HIS KNEES… Hornetsky doesn’t know to pin him or go and escape… AND HE NOTICES THAT MOSES X IS ON HIS KNEES, AND HITS A BEAUTIFUL ENLIGHTENMENT! THE ENZIGURI CONNECTS, AND THAT KICK ECHOED THROUGHT THE ARENA AS WELL, AND HE DROPS AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!

ONEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

( Ding Ding Ding )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND NEW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION… SIRRRRRRRRR HORNETTSKKKKKKKKKYY!!

( Sir Hornetsky is handed the National Extreme title as he does cartwheels in the ring, and then exits the ring, does a cartwheel and pops up with a high five to a fan )

Stew: And just like that, we have crowned a NEW champion for the second time tonight! Hornetsky has finally overcome MosesX tonight in a fantastic match and Moses will not be happy, especially with his campaign for Justice…

(Hornetsky jumps into the crowd and begins celebrating with the crowd as he lifts his National Extreme Championship high up in the air)

…(Camera pans backstage to the Team EAW locker room with Cameron Ella Ava, Eddie Mack and Y2Impact sitting on a bench with Hurricane Hawk standing in front of them)

Hawk: Where the hell is Moonlight??

Mack: Beats me …He said he had more important things to do than be with ‘people that don’t even breathe the same air as him’.

(Moonlight walks into the room, wearing a new sharp suit and has two beautiful blonde women on both of his arms)

Hawk: You do realize we have a match tonight, right? And it’s not any ol’ normal match, it’s a very IMPORTANT match that a lot of us have been waiting months for and you walk in here with two hookers?

(The two girls sit down as Impact checks them out)

Impact: Hey now, let’s not be so harsh, they’re both better than Jai—

Moonlight *Getting into his wrestling gear*: Listen Hawk, just relax…We’ll walk in and we’ll defeat Project E.G.O and I can finally get on a move on with winning the World Heavyweight Championship from Dark Demon.

Hawk: Look, tonight is a very important night for us and I expect us all to be on our A game, Impact I want you to treat HBB like he’s your bitch, that he’s your piece of meat and I expect you to easily take him out tonight. Cameron, I want you on Cleopatra and I am sure that you have enough experience to eliminate her tonight.

Hawk: Moonlight, I’m entrusting that you can take out Jayjayyyy tonight while Mack, you work on Troy since he’ll be exhausted from two matches and of course, I’ll focus on POP and make sure I get revenge for him back-stabbing me at Mid-Summer Massacre.

Impact: I do hope that you know the second that I eliminate HBB tonight, I plan on walking out? I have no intentions on helping any of you out once that cocksucker has been eliminated.

Cameron: Hey cmon now Impact, you can’t leave me, you’re the only cool person here!

Hawk: You think you’d be used to guys leaving you anyway by now…

Mack: Look tonight is a very important and we need to be on our best, agreed?

(Everybody shakes their head in agreement)

( Camera fades into the ring )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… AND IT IS FOR THE ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!

( “Despicable Me” plays as Ren Smyth makes his way to the ring with a confident grin on his face )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Kildare, Ireland… weighing in at 227 pounds!!… REENNNNN SMYYYTHHHHH!!

ETR: Ren Smyth has had his eyes on the Elite Championship since the summer now, he failed to capture the championship back at Midsummer Massacre, but after defeating Hades the Hellraiser at No Regards, he finds himself in line for another opportunity. And he hopes that his fortune will be a little different here tonight.
( “Indestructible” by Disturbed plays as a cloud of smoke begins to line the top of the ramp, Pyrite bursts through the smoke and sprints down the ramp )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 285 pounds!!… HE IS THE ELITEEE CHAMPIONN… PYRRRITTTEEEEE!!

HYC: Pyrite has had a very good reign as Elite Champion, winning it back in June at Pain For Pride, he definitely has the power to keep it tonight, but don’t count Smyth out, he’s talented, and he’s quick, and he can end Pyrite’s title reign, just like that.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

ETR: The bell sounds, and it’s worth noting that this match is under normal Elite Championship rules, there are count-outs, disqualifications, these men are going to have to be careful here tonight. Pyrite lunges towards Smyth but Smyth dodges out of the way… AND HE GRABS THE ARM OF PYRITE AND TWISTS IT AROUND HIS BACK… WRENCHING IT!! And now Smyth quickly transitions into a headlock trying to cut off the circulation going to Pyrite’s head!… but Pyrite shifts his weight and connects with a back suplex driving Smyth down into the mat!

HYC: Two very different styles here, Smyth is definitely more of a technical extremist, and we’ll see him use a plethora of submission holds, if given the chance. And then you have Pyrite, who might have the most raw power of anyone in EAW, he can overpower just about anyone. Pyrite grabs Smyth and pulls him up to his feet… he whips him into the corner and comes charging… BUT SMYTH GETS BOTH KNEES UP AND DRIVES THEM INTO THE FACE OF PYRITE WHO STAGGERS BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING… Smyth hops up to the second rope… He jumps off with a diving axe handle… AND IT CONNECTS!! BUT IT STILL DOESN’T BRING PYRITE DOWN!!

ETR: Smyth with a look of shock on his face, how is Pyrite still standing? Smyth backs up into the ropes and now comes charging at Pyrite… OH BUT PYRITE WITH A HUGE UPPERCUT THAT SENDS SMYTH DOWN TO THE MAT!! Ren stumbles back to his feet and backs into the corner… this isn’t good for Smyth folks, Pyrite’s looking unstoppable here tonight! Pyrite runs towards Smyth who ducks out of the corner… Pyrite stops himself from going into the corner… BUT FROM BEHIND SMYTH TAKES OUT THE LEG OF PYRITE AND FINALLY HE HAS THE BIG MAN DOWN!! AND NOW SMYTH MUST TAKE ADVANTAGE!!

HYC: Smyth finally has Pyrite off his feet, and now if I were Smyth, I would do anything in my power to make sure Pyrite stays down and doesn’t make it back to his feet. Smyth begins to stomp on the chest of Pyrite but the referee pulls him away, again, disqualifications are in effect. Smyth now drops a knee across the face of Pyrite… AND NOW SMYTH GRABS THE ARM OF PYRITE AND LOCKS IN AN ARMBAR TRYING TO GET PYRITE TO TAP OUT HERE!! PYRITE’S STRUGGLING HERE!! OH BUT LOOK!! MY GOD!! PYRITE ROLLS OVER TO HIS STOMACH AND BEGINS TO MAKE IT TO HIS FEET… AND SMYTH STILL HAS THE ARMBAR APPLIED!! HE MAKES IT ALL THE WAY UP TO HIS FEET… AND SLAMS SMYTH DOWN INTO THE CANVAS!! WOW!! WHAT A SHOW OF STRENGTH!! AND NOW PYRITE HOOKS THE LEG OF SMYTH FOR THE COVER!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… ANDD—NO!! SMYTH KICKS OUT AT TWO!!

ETR: Pyrite makes it back to his feet, and so does Smyth as he grabs his side, we’re basically right back to square one folks… Pyrite rushes towards Smyth but he rolls out of the way… and now Smyth delivers a kick to the side of Pyrite… and now another one… and a third! Smyth with kick after kick into the side of Pyrite… SMYTH GOES FOR ANOTHER KICK… BUT OH NO!! PYRITE GRABS HIS LEG!! AND NOW HE GRABS SMYTH BY THE THROAT AND LIFTS HIM INTO THE AIR… BUT LOOK AT SMYTH… HE’S FIGHTING WITH HIS OTHER LEG… SENDING KICK AFTER KICK TO THE SHOULDER OF PYRITE… AND PYRITE DROPS HIM!!…

HYC: Both men again make it back to their feet… PYRITE CHARGES AT SMYTH WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! BUT SMYTH DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY AND PYRITE COLLIDES WITH THE REFEREE!! OH MY GOD!! THE REFEREE IS OUT!! PYRITE TURNS AROUND… LOW BLOW!! SMYTH WITH A LOW BLOW!! AND NOW A KICK TO THE HEAD THAT FORCES PYRITE INTO THE CANVAS!! Smyth now heads out of the ring and pulls up the ring apron… AND HE PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR!! Smyth who preaches the rules of the Elite Championship, is now breaking them now that the referee is out, what a hypocrite!

ETR: Pyrite making it back to his feet… SMYTH LIFTS THE CHAIR HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD… AND CRACK!! RIGHT ACROSS THE SKULL OF PYRITE!! WHAT A SHOT!! PYRITE COLLAPSES!! SMYTH GETS RID OF THE EVIDENCE AND LOOK AT THE REFEREE!! HE’S COMING TO!! HE’S STARTING TO STIR!! SMYTH INTO THE PIN… NEW CHAMPION!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT PYRITE KICKS OUT!! PYRITE EMPHATICALLY KICKS OUT!! WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?!

HYC: PYRITE KICKED OUT!! AND NOW PYRITE BEGINS TO MAKE IT TO HIS FEET… PYRITE JUST GOT CLOCKED WITH A STEEL CHAIR… BUT SOMEHOW STILL HAS LIFE, AND NOT ONLY HAS LIFE BUT NOW HE’S ANGRY!! HE WIPES BLOOD FROM HIS FACE… AND SMYTH CHARGES… BUT HE RUNS RIGHT INTO THE SPEAR!! THE SPEAR BY PYRITE!! MY GOD WHAT A SPEAR!! COVER!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( “Indestructible” by Disturbed hits as the referee hands Pyrite his Elite Championship and he begins to celebrate )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… and STILL THE ELITE CHAMPION!!… PYYRRRITEEEE!!

ETR: WOW!! IT’S OVER!! JUST LIKE THAT!! WHAT A SHOWING FROM PYRITE HERE TONIGHT!! Pyrite showcased all of his strength here tonight, and as a result he will leave with his Elite Championship, congratulations to him.

HYC: That was impressive, I’m still shocked that Pyrite kicked out of that chair shot, Smyth put everything he had into that, but it just wasn’t enough.

(Camera pans backstage to Matt Ryders office as he is shown gambling with Flashback, Rob Colton and Eve)

Matt *shaking a dice*: C’mon lucky six, papa needs a new pair of shoes! *Matt rolls the dice and it lands on a four*

Rob: Aww yeah, I win! You owe me 200 bucks now Matt!

Matt: Damnit…

Rob: Well, if you can’t cough it up, you could always give me Dynasty instead (smirk2)!

Matt: I’d rather live on the streets and go hunting with a certain ex-extremist than give you Dynasty, even for the night.

(Suddenly without much warning, Colin Kaline barges into the room)

Colin: What the hell is going on??

Flashback: We’re in Las Vegas crackdaddy, we’re just going with the flow and when I win this next hand, Eve is going to flash me!

Eve: No! (un)

Colin: You’re meaning to tell me that on one of the most important nights of the year, you’re gambling and not even paying attention to your show?? Jesus, even Maria was a better GM than you could ever to be…

Matt: What do you want, Colin?

Colin: I just wanted to inform you that when I win my next match and become the number one contender to the Answers World Championship, I’ll be planning to rub it in your face after the amount of months that you, Mr.DEDEDE and WWEFan held me back from getting a title shot.
Matt: I never he—

Colin: I’m not done, oh no. See, when I win tonight and trust me, I will …I already have a plan to destroy the Prince of Phenomenal, one step at a time and that goes for mentally and psychically and when I beat him at House of Glass, you’ll never see him show his face around here AGAIN.

(Colin walks out of the room as Flashback puts his arm around Eve’s shoulder)

Flashback: Ya know baby …I can be your own Dark Emperor (hello)…

Rob Colton: NO!! I’m going to be her Dark Emperor, not you!

Flashback: Please …I have my own white van, DO YOU?

Rob: You win :$…

Flashback: Hey…Where did she go?

Matt: Dumbasses..

(Camera pans back to ringside)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is the ROOOOOOOAD TOOOOOO GLOOOORYYYYYYY FIIIIINALLLLLLLLLLS MATCH!!!

(Virus by Story of the Year plays as Colin Kaline struts down to the ring)

Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring from Bridge point, CT, he is …COOOLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN KALLLIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

(Two Weeks by All that Remains plays as Devan Dubian runs down, hi-fiving members of the crowd)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Dubai, United Arab Emirates …DEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVANNNNNNN DUUUUUUUUUBIIIIIIIIIIIANNNNN!!!!!!!!
!
(The Dream is over by Story of the Year as Troy Conway walks out singing to his own theme song)

Ring Announcer: And finally, his opponent, from Alaska….TROOOOOYYYY CONNWAAAYYYYYY!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew: All three men approach each other in the ring, staring each other down and waiting for somebody to strike first and it’s Devan Dubian who KICKS COLIN RIGHT IN THE HEAD!! Colin stumbles backwards as Dubian hammers him with forearms, one after another as Dubian backs Colin into the ropes and begins kicking him in the chest! Troy though swings Dubian around and hammers him with uppercuts and kicks him in the mid-section, Troy now looks for a snap suplex but Dubian lands behind him on his feet and grabs Troy in a waistlock and looks for a GERMAN SUPLEX!! But Troy elbows Dubian in the face and Dubian stumbles backwards as Troyswiftly turns around and dropkicks Dubian into the opposite corner …

Masters: Troy now comes at Dubian, sending stomps and chops into his chest as Troy whips Dubian into the opposite corner and Troy now charges at him but Colin cuts him off with a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!! …Colin now stomps on Troy before Dubian charges out of the corner at Colin but Colin grabs him and hits a SNAP OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!! …Troy tries getting up but Colin grabs him for a back suplex but Troy lands on his feet and sends a roundhouse kick into the back of Colins head, causing him to stumble forward into the ropes and Troy now charges at him but Colin pulls down the ropes as Troy lands on the apron! Troypicks himself up but Colin with a RUNNING BIG BOOT KNOCKS TROY OFF THE APRON AND SENT CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE!!

Stew: Colin smirks as Troy rolls in pain but Dubian swings him around and hammers him with more forearms, Dubian now looks for a whip into the ropes but Troy counters, sending Dubian off the ropes and Colin looks for a clothesline but Dubian runs underneath and hits off the ropes ….DEVAN WITH A SPRINGBOARD SEATED SENTON!! AND COLIN CATCHES HIM BUT DUBIAN TURNS IT INTO A HURRICARANA!! WOW!! Colin falls underneath the bottom rope as Dubian springs up and hits off the ropes for a BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK THAT KNOCKS COLIN OFF THE APRON AND TO THE FLOOR!! Troy is getting up as is Colin but DUBIAN LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH CROSSBODY!! THAT TAKES ALL THREE MEN DOWN ON THE FLOOR!!

Masters: Dubian is on fire tonight! Dubian gets slowly back to his feet as he grabs Colin and rolls him back into the ring, Dubian now begins to climb onto the apron, onto the turnbuckle and he may look to finish this match now! …But Troy gets to the apron and grabs a hold of Dubians leg, blocking him from hitting the Air Boure as Dubian tries kicking him off but Colin springs to his feet as he leaps up onto the turnbuckle and RAMS Dubians head into the turnbuckle pad before lifting him up …SUPERPLEX!! SUPERPLEX BY COLIN ON DUBIAN!! DUBIAN IS SENT CRASHING INTO THE CANVAS AS COLIN HOOKS A LEG!!

ONE!! …TWO!! …NO!! TROY BREAKS IT UP!!

Stew: Troy now drops a legdrop on Colin before lifting him back up and hitting him with a snapmare takedown and Troy now SWINGS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK INTO COLINS FACE!! BUT COLIN DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND ROLLS TROY UP!! BUT TROY KICKS OUT BEFORE A COUNT COULD BE MADE!! …Troy now springs to his feet as Colin is getting up and Troy whips him into the turnbuckle, Troy now charges at him for a monkey flip! But Colin stops him dead in his tracks with a kick to the mid-section and throws Troy in the corner, sending various stomps into his mid-section but Dubian is getting up and charges WITH A RUNNING MISSILE DROPKICK INTO BOTH MEN!! THAT CONNECTS!!

Masters: Dubian now grabs Colin and whips him into the opposite corner as he charges again with a SECOND RUNNING MISSILE DROPKICK!! THAT CONNECTS INTO COLINS FACE!! Troy is crawling out of the corner now as Dubian grabs him and HITS A UNDERARM SNAP STO!! BUT NO!! TROY HAMMERS DUBIAN WIH ELBOWS AND A BACK-KICK TO HIS MID-SECTION BEFORE TROY PULLS DUBIAN IN …SNAP DDT!! SNAP DDT ONTO DUBIAN!! TROY NOW WITH THE COVER ON DUBIAN!!!

ONE!! …TWO!! …NO!! COLIN BREAKS IT UP WITH A QUICK DIVE!!

Stew: Troy is getting up as Colin is trying to get up but Troy sweeps his legs from underneath him, causing Colin to hit the mat as Troy looks for a STANDING MOONSAULT INTO COLIN!! BUT COLIN GETS HIS KNEES UP!! COLIN GOT HIS KNEES UP INTO TROYS MID-SECTION!! Troy is now rolling in pain as Colin is getting up and Colin stomps on Troys mid-section and Colin sees Dubian getting to his feet as Colin grabs him and goes for the GERMAN SUPLEX!! BUT DUBIAN ROLLS FORWARD CAUSING HIM TO GET COLIN INTO A ROLL-UP!! HE MAY HAVE IT HERE!!

ONE!!! …TWO!!! …NO!!! COLIN KICKS OUT!!

Masters: Both men spring to their feet but DUBIAN WITH A ROLLING ELBOW!! COLIN ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND DUBIAN NOTICES TROY ON THE MAT AS HE BEGINS TO CLIMB THE TURNBUCKLE, DUBIAN IS QUICKLY CLIMBING UP THAT TURNBUCKLE AS HE LOOKS FOR THE AIR BOURNE!!! DUBIAN NOW LEAPS INTO THE AIR …AND HE CONNECTS!! AIR-BOURNE INTO TROY!!! AND DUBIAN LOOKS FOR THE C—NO!!! COLIN DRAGGED DUBIAN OUT OF THE RING AND RAMMED HIM HEAD-FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!! COLIN NOW SLIDES IN AND MAKES THE COVER!!

ONE!!! TWO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and THE NEEEEWWWW NUMMMBBBERRRRR ONNEEEEE CONNTEENNNNDDDEERRR TO THE ANSWEEERRRSSS WOOORRRLLLDDD CHAMMMMPPPIIOOOONNSSHIPPP!!!!! ….COOOLLLIIIIINNNNNNN KKAAAALLLIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: Colin does it! Colin is the one number contender which he stole from Dubian! I don’t believe this! Colin stole it from underneath Dubians nose..

Masters: But it also means at House of Glass, it will be Colin Kaline vs. Prince of Phenomenal for the Answers World Championship, what a match that will be and Colin is walking out of here confidently but ..HEY!! WHAT THE HELL!?!? WHO’S THAT HOPPING THE BARRICADE?? SOMEBODY IN A DARK HOOD JUST HOPPED THE BARRICADE!! THE REFEREE IS TELLING TO STOP THIS MAN BUT HE GRABS THE REFEREE AND THROWS HIM HARD INTO THE BARRICADE!! SECURITY IS COMING DOWN HERE BUT THIS HOODED MAN PICKS UP A CHAIR FROM THE CROWD AND IS SWINGING THE CHIAR AT THE SECURITY GUARDS!!

Stew: HE’S TAKING APART OUR SECURITY!! REFEREE’S ARE COMING DOWN HERE AS HE TAKES THEM OUT TOO!! DUBIAN IS GETTING TO HIS FEET AND IS TRYING TO STOP THIS, TALL, LANKLY AND DARK HOODED MAN BUT HE PUNCHES DUBIAN IN THE FACE!! AND DUBIAN FIRES BACK WITH A FIST OF HIS OWN!! THEY’RE TRADING SHOTS UNTIL THE HOODED MAN KICKS DUBIAN IN THE GROIN, PICKS UP THE CHAIR AND CRACKS IT AGAINST DUBIANS SKULL!! THE MAN IS TAKING OFF HIS HOOD NOW AND IT’S….IT’S ASHTEN CROSS!!! ASHTEN CROSS IS AGAIN INVAVING OUR SHOW!! HE TOOK OUT THE PRODUCTION CREW LAST WEEK!!!

Masters: AND SECURITY QUICKLY TACKLE CROSS NOW!! GROUNDING HIM AS THEY HANDCUFF HIM!! CROSS IS GETTING TAKEN OUT OF HERE WITH A SICK, SMUG LOOK ON HIS FACE AS A EMT MEMBER CHECKS ON DUBIAN, WHO MAY HAVE A CONCUSSION!!

Stew: Somebody needs to stop Cross, he’s getting out of hand!

(No Regards – On sale now!)

(Dark Demon vs. Alexander Da Vinci feud plays on the screen)

( Ding Ding Ding )

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall… AND IT IS FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

( Alexander Da Vinci’s theme hits as he comes walking out with anger, steps on apron and spits water at fans, then throws his bottle into the crowd )

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger… From London, England, weighing in at 260 pounds… ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEXXXXXXXANDDDERRR DDDDDDDAAA VINCIIIIIIIIIIII!!

ETR: Well here we are with a World Heavyweight title match! This match is crucial to Showdown, and possibly EAW in a whole.

( Threat by Jay Z blares through the arena as Dark Demon walks out in a white attire with a Lion on it, and holds the WHC over his shoulder, and he smirks as he walks towards the ring )

Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT… From Galway, Ireland, weighing in at 225 pounds… HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…… DARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DEMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOONNNNNNNNN!!!

HYC: This man is a hell of a champion as well, but I’m surprised he hasn’t changed the title to EGO World Heavyweight Champion. He insults everyone who isn’t EGO, and then acts if their inferior? This man might be the best competitor in the ring, but he has no class.

( Ding Ding Ding )

ETR: Both men are staring each other down… AND ALEXANDER DA VINCI DRIVES AN UPPERCUT RIGHT INTO DEMON’S JAW! Dark Demon holds his jaw and smirks a little bit… AND SENDS AN UPPERCUT RIGHT BACK! Both men are exchanging fists here, and Alexander Da Vinci out of no where comes plummeting in with a headbutt! Dark Demon falls back into the corner, and Vinci goes over and is driving some nasty knees into Dark Demon’s gut! Dark Demon is very weak here, and Alexander Da Vinci whips him hard into the opposite corner… AND HE CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! But Dark Demon ducks and wraps his arms around… CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Dark Deon quickly pops back up, but is dropping repetitive knees on the shoulder of Vinci, and Vinci rolls over holding his shoulder… But Dark Demon comes up and sends a kick vibrating down his spine!

HYC: Dark Demon is taking control here as he drops a knee across the face of Vinci, and Vinci scurries into the corner… Demon backs up… BICYCLE KICK IN THE CORNER! BUT ALEXANDER DA VINCI MOVES AND DEMONS LEG IS CAUGHT ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE… AND ALEXANDER DA VINCI DRIVES A FIST INTO HIS GROIN! Dark Demon falls to the mat holding his crotch, and Alexander Da Vinci goes over and goes to lock in a cobra clutc—- DEMON QUICKLY SNAPS ALEXANDER FORWARD BY THE NECK! Dark Demon scurries on top of him and locks in a Cobra Clutch of his own! Dark Demon is wrenching back, and Vinci is trying to reach for the ropes, but Dark Demon just yanks back harder and stronger… But Vinci gets to a knee…. AND HE’S ON HIS FEET…. AND HITS AN EXCELLENT JAWBREAKER! Vinci just flattened Dark Demon!

ETR: Dark Demon crawls over to the ropes, and Alexander goes over and starts stomping his neck against the bottom ring rope! Dark Demon is screaming for the ref to break it up, but Vinci backs off on his own… AND HE CHARGES BACK WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE AS DARK DEMON GOES FALLING FACE FIRST TO THE OUTSIDE! Alexander Da Vinci rolls out of the ring and grabs Demon by his hair, and he brings him over to the steel steps… AND HE IS DRIVING DEMON’S FACE INTO THE STEEL STEPS, OVER AND OVER AND DEMON HAS BLOOD TRICKLING DOWN HIS CHEEK! Vinci finally stops and makes Demon open his mouth and place it on the bottom step… OH MY DEAR LORD! ALEXANDER DA VINCI CHARGES FOR A STOM— DARK DEMON TRIPS HIM AND VINCI GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Dark Demon quickly rolls back and uses his elbow pad to wipe blood onto, not like Demon uses those anyway.

HYC: Dark Demon has stopped the bleeding somewhat, and he goes over to Vinci, who is on his knees, and sends some great roundhouse kicks to his head, and Vinci gets up and stumbles back a few steps… AND DARK DEMON CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT ALEXANDER DA VINCI OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE! VINCI WITH A FLAWLESS SPINEBUSTER COUNTER! Alexander Da Vinci is almost completely winded, but he lifts up Dark Demon and whips him into the ring, and he follows up behind and hooks the leg!

ONEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!! KICKKKOUTTTT!!

ETR: Dark Demon isn’t going to give out that easily, and Vinci knows it… Vinci rolls to the outside and lifts up the apron… He starts shuffling items around… AND HE PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR! That steel chair is very plain, yet still very deadly. He rolls into the ring with i— DARK DEMON OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A DROPKICK! THE STEEL CHAIR JUST PLUMMETED INTO VINCI’S FACE AND VINCI FALLS BACK IN THE CORNER… Dark Demon backs up a few steps, but he wedges the steel chair between the middle and top ropes… IN FRONT OF VINCI! HE IS TRAPPING VINCI IN THAT CORNER AS HE BACKS UP… AND DOUBLE KNEES INTO THE STEEL CHAIR WHICH IMPACTS ALEXANDER DA VINCI IN THE CHEST! Vinci is nearly dead, and his chest is redder than Mike08’s face when he sees Maria!

HYC: Dark Demon is far from over as he positions Alexander Da Vinci on the top turnbuckle, and Dark Demon starts to climb up… AND DARK DEMON IS LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX—BUT ALEXANDER DA VINCI SHOVES HIM OFF AND HE LANDS ON HIS BACK BUT RICOCHETS TO HIS FEET, AND VINCI JUMPS FOR A DOUBLE AXE HANDL—-BUT DARK DEMON WITH A MAFIA KICK! ALEXANDER DA VINCI IS ON THE MAT AND HE IS OUT LIKE A STONE! Dark Demon is just adding insult to injury as he lifts up Alexander Da Vinci and hoists him in the air… BRAINNNNNNBUSTTERRR!!! He lifts Vinci up again……. BRAINNNNNBUSSSTERRR!!! He lifts Vinci up once more… AND HITS ANOTHER BRAINBUSTER! Dark Demon as knocked out Vinci here, and Demon rolls out of the ring and lifts up another ring apron, and he tosses two tables into the ring, along with some bags and other items!

ETR: I don’t know what he is looking for.. WAIT! He leans a table in the corner, and he is starting to wrap barbed wire around it! He is insane here as he lifts up Alexander Da Vinci… AND IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER! ALEXANDER SCREAMS IN PAIN AS HE CONNECTS… AND DEMON CHARGES FOR A… CLO— ALEXANDER DA VINCI STEPS FORWARD AND HITS ANOTHER SPINEBUSTER, BUT THIS TIME HE SENDS DARK DEMON THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE, AND DEMON IS SITTING DOWN, MOTIONLESS IN THE CORNER! Alexander Da Vinci is in a lot of pain as well, as he just sits on the ground, with his back bleeding terribly, and I don’t know what else he can do… He slowly starts to get to his feet, and he lifts up Dark Demon and drags him to the middle of the ring, and shoves him between his legs… AND HE HOOKS HIM IN FOR A LAST STAND! THE PEDIGREE…

HYC: BUT DARK DEMON LIFTS UP AND FLIPS HIM TO THE MAT, AND HE QUICKLY TWISTS ONE OF ALEXANDERS LEGS… AND HE HAS THE IRISH MAPLELEAF LOCKED IN! VINCI IS SCREAMING AND HAS NO WHERE TO GO! Alexander Da Vinci is squeezing his fists tight as possible, but not tapping… And he starts to fade! The referee lifts up on of his hands… DROP! He lifts up his hand again……. AND IT DROPS A SECOND TIME! He lifts it up once more… AND HE SHOVES PULLS THE REFEREE INTO DARK DEMON, AND DEMON FALLS FORWARD AND THE HOLD IS BROKEN! Alexander Da Vinci rolls out of the ring quickly, and Dark Demon is screaming at the referee, and he slaps him across the face! Dark Demon goes running off the ropes… TOPE CON DEMON! BUT ALEXANDER DA VINCI CATCHES HIM… AND DROPS HIM SPINE FIRST ON THE BARRICADE!

ETR: Vinci quickly tosses him in the ring yet again, and hooks the leg!

ONEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRRRRRR—KICCCKKOUTTT!!

ETR: Dark Demon kicks out somehow, literally somehow! I have no idea how he survived such a wicked move, his spine has to be literally in pieces, and Alexander Da Vinci starts to set up the other table, and he starts emptying tacks and glass all over it! Alexander Da Vinci picks up Demon and whips him into the ropes… AND DA VINCI GOES TO PUNCH! BUT DEMON CATCHES HIS ARM, DRIVES HIS LEG UP AND FLIPS HIM THROUGH THE TABLE! AND THEN HE ROLLS OVER… KIMURA IS LOCKED IN! DARK DEMON HAS A VERY DANGEROUS SUBMISSION LOCKED IN AND ALEXANDER DA VINCI IS TRYING TO GET A WAY OUT OF IT, BUT HE IS SCREAMING IN THE UTMOST AMOUNT OF PAIN! Vinci starts driving elbows, but that doesn’t stop him… Dark Demon is wrenching back, but Da Vinci just keeps putting effort in with knees and elbows, and Demon knows he has no either choice, and he lifts him up slightly… AND DRIVES HIM BACK TO THE MAT WITH THE KIMURA LOCKED IN, GOING FOR A PIN!

ONEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALEXANDER DA VINCI KICKS OUT, AND THE MOMENTUM WIGGLES HIM FREE!

HYC: Alexander Da Vinci scurries over to the corner, and Dark Demon pops up and charges at him and connects with a lariat! Alexander Da Vinci goes stumbling out and Dark Demon trips him, and Demon falls to the mat and grabs his arms…. AND HE FLIPS AND LOCKS IN A CATTLE MUTILATION! THAT MOVE IS WRENCHING BACK ON VINCI’S ARMS WITH EXTREME PAIN, AND VINCI CAN ONLY SCREAM AND GROAN! Vinci is trying to find any possible way out of this move… AND HE GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPE! He yells for the referee to notice, and finally he does! The referee pulls Dark Demon off, and Demon pops up and shoves the referee in the corner! Dark Demon has a right to be angry, he’s locked in about 3 deadly submissions in a roll, and Vinci has gotten out of all of them! Dark Demon lifts up Alexander Da Vinc— BUT VINCI LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM WITH AN ATOMIC DROP!

ETR: AND HE GOES RUNNING OFF THE ROPES… AND HITS A CLOTHESLINE! Demon is stumbling around… AND VINCI COMES UP BEHIND HIM AND LOCKS IN THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS! THE FULL NELSON IS IN AND HE IS WRENCHING AND PULLING WITH ALL HIS STRENGTH! Dark Demon is shouting, screaming in pain and I don’t believe there is any way he can get out of it… BUT DARK DEMON SENDS A KICK BACKWARDS AND HITS VINCI RIGHT IN THE GROIN! AND HE TURNS HIM AROUND AND WRAPS HIS NECK UP AND SPINS… HANGMANS ELBOW CONNECTS! AND HE QUICKLY PUTS HIM IN THE SIDE HEADLOCK……. DEMONS WELCOME CONNECTS AS WELL! Alexander Da Vinci falls to the mat and Demon only has one thing left up his sleeve….

HYC: HE DROPS TO THE MAT AND LOCKS IN THE HANGMANS CLUTCH! HE IS WRAPPING AND PULLING BACK WITH ALL THE FORCE, BUT ALEX DOESN’T BUDGE! Demon quickly grabs a loose strand of barbed wire and wraps it around his hand……. AND HE REAPPLIES THE HANGMANS CLUTCH! AND THIS TIME ALEXANDER IS SCREAMING AND HAS NO WHERE TO GO, BLOOD IS POURING DOWN HIS FACE, THIS IS THE ONLY SUBMISSION DEMON IS KNOWN FOR, THAT HE HASN’T USED… WILL ALEXANDER BREAK OUT OF IT AS WELL… NO! NO HE DOESN’T! ALEXANDER DA VINCI TAPS OUT WITH ALL HIS LIFE, PROBABLY SAVING HIS LIFE!

( Ding Ding Ding )

( Threat by Jay Z plays as Demon continues to apply the hold until Alexander Da Vinci gets knocked out, then he releases and grabs the World Heavyweight Title )

Ring Announcer: Your winner…… AND STILLLLLLLLLL EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… DAAAAAAAARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DEMONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

HYC: Well, a possible match of the year unfolded here as we just witnessed Alexander Da Vinci fight for his life to never tap out or get pinned, and all that effort… Fell to the Hangman’s clutch. Demon may have used barbed wire, but that is strategy folks, not cheating…

( Dark Demon is seen dropping the title into a puddle of Vinci’s blood, and he mocks him before grabbing it and exiting the ring )

( He walks up the ramp shouting Game Over: He’s done! Game Over: He’s Done… until he reaches the back )

(Camera pans backstage to the Project EGO locker room)

HBB: We all know what is needed of us tonight, we all know that we MUST win tonight, nothing more and nothing less, tonight we need to edge those EAW fools out and show the entire world that Project E.G.O isn’t like any silly stable like The Enterprise but that we are the most powerful and fearsome stable that this entire company has EVER seen, that NOBODY can stop us, not even the big bad Mr.DEDEDE.

Jaywalker: Tonight is the biggest match in EGOs history, once we tonight, nobody will ever again doubt us as the most powerful in EAW …There can be no excuses, everybody MUST be on their A Game tonight. You may have lost earlier Troy but that is irrelevant, THIS is the match that counts, as long as you can win us this match the previous one won’t matter. Now, myself and HBB have been involved in this match before, with Team ACW and we won, we WILL do the same tonight.

POP: You can count on us to win, all five of us are at our best, Team EAW can’t even go a show without arguing with each other. Tonight we WILL put the final nail in their worthless, pathetic careers …I won my title at Pain for Pride and I am treating this match just like that one, nothing is going to excite me more than watching Hawk fail and rage-quit on EAW for the millionth time after tonight.

Cleo: And nothing is going to excite me more when Cameron will be BEGGING at my feet for mercy, for me to end her career swiftly and painlessly.
Troy: I may have lost, but I can promise you guys I will be on my A –Game tonight.

HBB: Good to hear, so …WHO ARE WE GONNA CRUSH LIKE BUGS TONIGHT?

EGO: TEAM EAW.

HBB: WHO ARE WE GONNA MAKE SURE THEY NEVER SHOW THEIR FACES IN THIS COMPANY AGAIN?

EGO: TEAM EAW.

HBB: AND WHO IS THE MOST POWERFUL STABLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, MORE POWERFUL THAN THE ROMAN EMPIRE, MORE POWERFUL THAN THE NAZIS, MORE POWERFUL THAN THE GOD ABOVE US?

EGO: PROJECT E.G.O.

HBB: ARE WE GONNA EMBARRASS TEAM EAW TONIGHT?

EGO: YES.

HBB: ARE WE GONNA EDGE THEM OUT TONIGHT?

EGO: YES.

HBB: Than lets do it.

(Camera pans to black)…

…..( A recap of the Kawajai v. Mr. DEDEDE feud showing highlights of No Regards and the various confrontations between the two men is shown, hyping up the upcoming contest )

( .. Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: This contest is set for one-fall, and is an IIII QUIT MATCH, where you can only lose by screaming the words “I Quit”.. and the first person to do so will lose the contest and will be QUITTING EAW with a termination of contract..

( “So Appalled” by Kanye West blares from the speakers as Mr. DEDEDE walks out in his ring gear )

Announcer: Introducing first… from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida… weighing in at 240 POOUUNNNDSSSS… he is the CHAAAIRMAN OF EXTRRRREEEME ANSWERZ WRESTLING, MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR DEDEDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

ETR: Likely the greatest to ever step in a ring, Mr. DEDEDE is a first ballad legend, and intertwined to his legacy was the EAW Championship in which he held personal pride for, until No Regards when the title was lost due to Kawajai being defeated by Dark Demon. This match is happening because DEDEDE feels Kawajai is personally responsible for his failure at No Regards, and because of this EVERYTHING is at stake..

HYC: DEDEDE is no stranger to this situation, he knows the feeling of potentially losing everything in one match and thats something Kawajai is new too..
( “Heart Of A Champion” by Nelly hits as Kawajai walks out with slightly and noticably bulkier elbow and knee-pads )

Announcer: And the opponent… from New Jersey, weighing in at 225 POOOOOOOUNNDSSSS… KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWAJAAAAIIII!!!!!!!

HYC: DEDEDE’s great, yada yada, but listen I really think from an analysts point of view that Kawajai is absolutely under-regarded tonight. DEDEDE’s legacy casts a big shadow but that’s NOTHING to a guy like Kawajai. He’s defiant, he knows what its like to be the best and I personally dont think DEDEDE’s ever faced anyone like him.

ETR: Kawajai certainly didn’t take DEDEDE’s accusations kindly, but he took what DEDEDE’s throwing at him headon and is as ready for this match which will be the last stand of either the longest-running EAW Champion of all time or perhaps the greatest EAW Champion of all time! And its here and now in Las Vegas,Nevada!!! …

( Both men are in the ring as the referee is in-between them, and is equipped with a microphone in preparation for the stipulation of this match ) …

HYC: This has to be the most staked match of the night, what happens here could shake the company, and I won’t count my nickles on this being pretty…. and as the ref moves out of the way BOTH MEN ARE TEEING OFF, KAWAJAI, THE YOUNG AND ATHLETIC STAR PERHAPS AT THE TOP OF HIS GAME MEETING MR. DEDEDE, THE EXPERIENCED AND TIMELESS VET LIKELY IN THE SAME FASHION! RIGHTS AND LEFTS AS SWIFTLY AS THE EYE CAN CAPTURE, AND DEDEDE IS OVERPOWERING KAWA AS KAWA IS BACKED INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, BUT THAT’S NOT STOPPING THE FISTS!

ETR: But DEDEDE is throwing kicks into the belly of Kawa, those HARSH stomps into the gut, but Kawa MATCHES it by giving DEDEDE a mean elbow RIGHT into the face, sending DEDEDE to the ground oddly enough!! DEDEDE is on the ground holding the side of his head in seated position as Kawa delivers a KICK TO THE FACE, NEARLY KNOCKING HIM OUT! And I wonder why, Kawa has the meanest bodily joints in the game but its interesting how DEDEDE seemed to drop like a fly from that one elbow…

HYC: Kawa grabs DEDEDE by his hair and pulls him up as he backs DEDEDE into the ropes and delivers body shots, fists into the midsection! And DEDEDE whips Kawa to the opposite ropes, DEDEDE continues as Kawa LEAPS WITH THE… THE DEADEND!!! ROLLING ELBOW! RIGHT TO THE MUSH! DEDEDE HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY FLOORED! Kawajai stands still, looking around at the ground and down at DEDEDE…. and is RIPPING OFF A LAYER OF HIS ELBOW PAD… EXPOSING SOLID STEEL! WHAT THE HELL???

ETR: WH… WHAT’S THE MEANING OF… **Kawajai is seen tearing off a layer from his Elbow and Kneepads revealing solid-steel layers underneath**

ETR: I can’t BELIEVE this! I don’t know if this is pure strategy or what Kawajai has LITERALLY turned the lethal weapons of his Elbows and Kneepads that defeated Moonlight Predator at Pain for Pride into TORTURE DEVICES, and now Kawa pulls DEDEDE up… setting up for the Hangman’s Elbow, and CONNECTS THAT NOW-DEADLY MOVE AS THAT STEEL-CAPPED ELBOW CONNECTS INTO DEDEDE’S STERNUM, SENDING HIM DOWN!! And Kawajai is far from finished, Kawajai has DEDEDE grounded at a sitting position and is RAMMING THOSE ELBOWs INTO THE SIDE OF DEDEDE’S NECK AND HIS SHOULDERS!!! TENDERIZING DEDEDE’S SHOULDERS WITH THOSE STEEL-LAYERED ELBOWS SO MERCILESSLY, AS KAWAJAI IS SCREAMING “QUIT!!!!” “QUIT!!!!!”, AND DEDEDE IS IN IMMENSE PAIN!

Kawajai: THIS-MATCH-IS-OVER! QUIT!- *elbow shot* QUIT!- *elbow shot* QUIT!- *elbow shot* QUIT!!!

HYC: The mic is pointed at DEDEDE’s face and all you can hear is screams of PAIN! The elbows rain in at 5’s…., 10’s…., 15’s…, 20….., 25!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH! 30…., 35!!!…. 40!!!…….. 45!!!!……. 50!!! 50 ELBOWS INTO THE SHOULDERS, NECK AND JAW OF MR. DEDEDE! JESUS, I WOULDVE QUIT IN 1/4TH OF THAT ONSLAUGHT AND I AM NOT ASHAMED OF SAYING THAT! But DEDEDE is REFUSING to quit, those are like HAMMERS being jammed into your shoulders, those solid steel elbow pads are doing damage! And Kawajai stops as DEDEDE rolls to the ring apron… and what Kawajai has done or is trying to do is take out those shoulders of Mr. DEDEDE that are known for that devastating any foe… and now Kawajai backs up and PLANTS A KNEE-DROP TO THE FACE! AND KAWA PLANTS ANOTHER ONE, and now he ALTERNATES TO ELBOW DROPS into the chest, knee drops to the arms, TORTURING DEDEDE by limb and KAWA FINISHES OFF WITH A KNEE DROP DIRECTLY TO AN ELBOW OF DEDEDE’S RIGHT ARM, AND DEDEDE LETS OUT A SCREAM OF PAIN! This is absolutely brutal already, with Kawa’s new equipped weaponry every jointal attack is a devastating one.. and as DEDEDE rolls to the ring apron for some sign of relief, Kawajai hits a BASEBALL SLIDE SENDING MR. DEDEDE OUT OF THE RING, TUMBLING TO THE GROUND!

ETR: DEDEDE is having trouble getting up to his feet… and Kawa stretches himself and slides out of the ring as DEDEDE is underneath the apron.. and Kawa looks down at DEDEDE, looking down at the mess of a man whos probably been dished out the worst pain he’s felt all year… and Kawa approaches DEDEDE, as DEDEDE PULLS OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING A LOADED PISTOL… what the HELL…

*ETR and HYC immediately stand up from their tables, as Kawajai’s entire demeanor changes and he backs up with his arms raised*
HYC: Y-You’ve gotta be kidding… Everyone in the entire arena is absolutely startled…. my heart is THUMPING, I dont know WHAT in the hell is going through DEDEDE’s mind…. Kawajai IMMEDIATELY slides into the ring, but DEDEDE LEAPS to his feet, slides in and CORNERS KAWAJAI, BEWILDERED BY WHAT’S IN DEDEDE’S HANDS…

Mr. DEDEDE: QUIT. OR YOU’RE DONE.

HYC: Kawajai is in absolute fear… AND DEDEDE PULLS THE TRIGGER….

** A gunshot is heard and Kawajai is seen falling to his knees, lifelessly**

**Confetti bursts out out of the pistol all over Kawajai’s torso, and a large flag saying “BANG~!” pops out from the chamber as DEDEDE starts laughing**
ETR: AND BANG!!!! AS KAWAJAI RETURNS TO HIS FEET, DEDEDE SENDS HIM BACK DOWN WITH THE DIAMOND CUTTER! SHADES OF DIAMOND DALLASDEDEDE! KAWAJAI IS FACE-PLANTED INTO THE FLOOR AND DEDEDE THROWS THE DIAMOND IN THE SKY AS KAWAJAI ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND IS ON HIS KNEES AT RINGSIDE INFRONT OF THE RAMP, HOLDING HIS MOUTH AND LOOKING UP AT PURE DISTASTE TO THE CELEBRATING DEDEDE! Our Chairman got him good, as Kawa damn near SOILED himself and ate a Diamond Cutter…. and now Kawajai is on his back holding himself up with his arms, looking up at the ring as DEDEDE tosses the gun to the side and slides out of the ring..

HYC: And as Kawajai gets up to one knee DEDEDE KNOCKS him back down with the boot! And as Kawajai rolls toward the steel guard-fence on the side of the ramp, DEDEDE heads out underneath the ring and is pulling out a steel chair… and TWO CHAINS! Hey look, ETR! He’s got TWO CHAINZ!

ETR: Clever..

HYC: And he heads towards KAWA and SWINGS A CHAIN DIRECTLY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS BODY! AND SWINGS THE LEFT CHAIN INTO HIS CHEST, AND THE RIGHT CHAIN INTO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE!! AND AS KAWA FALLS DOWN HE SWINGS OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER INTO HIS BACK! KAWA IS BEING HIT WITH A FORCE THAT COULD LEAVE BRANDING MARKS ALL OVER HIS BODY! And Kawa can barely react to those stinging blows as DEDEDE props Kawa up along the metal fence… and is tieing Kawa’s left hand to the guardrail by his wrist, using the CHAIN! AND DEDEDE IS DOING THE SAME WITH KAWA’S RIGHT HAND! He’s neutralizing Kawa and Kawajai is at DEDEDE’s complete mercy!

Kawajai: UNTIE ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

ETR: And that’s never a good thing as DEDEDE grabs the steel chair he pulled, is heading towards Kawa whos struggling to break out… oh God… and DEDEDE BASHES KAWAJAI DEADON HEADON WITH THE STEEL CHAIR TO THE SKULL!!! AS KAWAJAI’S WORLD HAS BEEN ROCKED, AND DEDEDE SWINGS FOR THAT DIRECT SHOT, FULL FLEDGED TO THE SKULL AGAIN!!! And blood is rushing down Kawajai’s skull wwayyyy too quickly, the assault isnt over!

Mr. DEDEDE: QUIT!!!! *Chairshot* QUIT!!!!! *Chairshot* QUIT!!! *Chairshot* QUIT!!!!!

ETR: REPEATED DIRECT SHOTS, FULL CONTACT WITH NO SHIELDING AT ALL DIRECTLY INTO THE SKULL! AND THEY’RE STILL COMING, DEDEDE IS NOW SWINGING AT KAWAJAI’S LEGS!! KAWAJAI IS BEING DECIMATED TO SAY THE LEAST!

Mr. DEDEDE: I SAID QUIT!!! *Chairshot* QUIT!!!!! *Chairshot* QUIT!!! *Chairshot* QUIT!!!!!

Kawajai: I-!!!! *DEDEDE and the ref lean in closer*

ETR: AND KAWAJAI KICKS DIRECTLY DIRECTLY IN THE CROTCH, AS DEDEDE FALLS TO A KNEE! But look at Kawajai’s face, it’s completely drenched in blood and the referee, doing his job to prevent in-match detainment is untying those steel chains from Kawa’s wrists after a moment… but the damage has been DONE. Kawa, once freed falls slump to his bottom and can barely move as DEDEDE returns to his feet after a moment of grimacing, limping after that nutshot… and grabs Kawa by the hair, walking him towards the ring apron and rolling him into the ring… and now DEDEDE heads under the apron again as he pulls out a table, and slides it into the ring… and now DEDEDE PULLS OUT A LADDER AND SLIDES THAT INTO THE RING, BEFORE ENTERING WITH THAT BLOODIED CHAIR! THIS IS GONNA GET SERIOUS!

HYC: If you know Mr. DEDEDE then you know that this match may end right here… DEDEDE, in the ring, sets up the ladder, standing it up in the center of the ring and now DEDEDE takes the table, and is setting it up as well!! And Kawajai is actually on his knees BEHIND DEDEDE, AND KAWAJAI AFTER PLAYING POSSUP COCKS BACK AND WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS, SWINGS HIS STEEL-CAPPED ELBOW DIRECTLY INTO DEDEDE’S SPINE. And as DEDEDE falls to his knees Kawa picks him up and brings him to the turnbuckle…… and is connecting several side-kicks, but instead of toe kicks those are VICIOUS knees sent directly into DEDEDE’s midsection!!! And with every kick, Kawa is screaming “QUIT!” With every metal knee being sent into DEDEDE’s torso Kawa is yelling “QUIT!” OVER AND OVER!!

Kawajai: QUIT!! *Knee-kick* QUIT!!! *Knee-kick* QUIT!!! *Knee-kick*

HYC: ATLEAST a dozen kicks were sent into DEDEDE’s gut, this is a psyche piercing attack that could bring anyone to the brink! Kawa finishes kicking and DEDEDE stumbles out of the corner… now KAWA IS CLIMBING UP THE TURNBUCKLE, CARRYING DEDEDE IN HIS ARMS IN A CRADLE, AND AFTER A MOMENT IS ON THE TOP ROPE WITH DEDEDE HELD!

ETR: AND KAWAJAI, OFF THE TOP ROPE CONNECTS THE PUMPHANDLE GUT-BUSTER, SENDING DEDEDE GUT-FIRST DIRECTLY INTO THAT STEEL-CAPPED KNEE!! MY GOD THE IMPACT AND THE SUFFERING DDD IS FACING, DEDEDE’S EYES ARE BULGING OUT OF HIS SKULL AND HE FALLS ON HIS FACE DEFEATED.

HYC: Kawa is standing over DEDEDE, wiping the blood from his face and brushing it onto his hair as he recuperates from the trauma he undertook moments ago at the hands of that steel chair!

ETR: And Kawa grabs DEDEDE….. and is ATTEMPTING THE K-STRETCH!!! AND OHHH, WITH RELATIVE EASE APPLIES THE K-STRETCH, AS DEDEDE IS AT KAWAJAI’S MERCY!!!!!!!! DEDEDE IS SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE, FOR HIS CAREER, FOR HIS LIVELYHOOD THAT HE PUT AT STAKE FOR THIS, AS THE REF HOLDS THE MICROPHONE TOWARDS DEDEDE’S FACE AND HE’S PERHAPS IN THE MOST AGONY HE’S EVER BEEN PUT IN HIS CAREER!!!! THIS K-STRETCH IS A STRUGGLE, KAWA IS WRENCHING BACK AND DEDEDE IS SWINGING HIS ARMS WILDLY FOR ANYTHING, BUT THERES NOTHING- DEDEDE’S ARMS ARENT NEAR ANY ROPES, HE IS AT KAWAJAI’S COMPLETE MERCY AND KAWA KNOWS IT DAMN WELL!! DEDEDE IS SOOO DESPERATE, HES CRYING OUT IN AGONY BECAUSE THIS MATCH IS SLIPPING FROM HIM FAR TOO QUICKLY, HE’S LOSING EVERYTTHING HE HAS, HIS SPOT ON TOP OF THE WORLD, ON TOP OF EAW AS CHAIRMAN, KAWAJAI WITH HIS BARE HANDS IS RIPPING THAT AWAY FROM HIM!

HYC: And… and it appears DEDEDE has lost complete consciousness… his eyes are shut, his arms are limp and his face is emotionless.. hes finished, but that wont get him to say “I Quit”. The only way for this match to end is for someone to Quit, but STILL Kawajai is WRRRRENCHING back. But the referee informs Kawa that DEDEDE is unresponsive, and after a long moment of holding in that submission Kawa realizes this is proverbial to beating a dead horse, as he drops that submission after what felt like minutes.

ETR: And now it’s “where do we go from here?” Kawa looks down at DEDEDE’s body, knowing hes got DEDEDE where he wants him but unfortunately this match still isnt over for him. Kawa has a set up table next to him… And here comes 2 and 2 being put together as alas, Kawa grabs DEDEDE’s slump body and lays it over the table….. and now KAWAJAI GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR, AND IS CLIMBING THAT LADDER!!!! CLIMBING DIRECTLY TO THE TOP AND LOOKING DOWN AT DEDEDE’S BODY THAT HASNT MOVED A MUSCLE! KAWAJAI IS ON THE TOP OF THAT LADDER LOOKING TO EMULATE THAT WINGS OF HELL TECHNIQUE THAT MR. DEDEDE HAS USED TO PUT MATCHES, EVEN CAREERS AWAY WITH. KAWA HAS REACHED THE TOP AND IS WAITING FOR THE BOSS TO SHIFT… Kawa is just looking down, looking at DEDEDE’s beat up shell of a body laid across that table and waiting for him to move a muscle so he can knock the consciousness right back out of him with his own most devastating move…

*DEDEDE raises his arm*

Mr. DEDEDE: I… I… *Kawa’s eyes light up as the ref holds the mic to his face, as DEDEDE suddenly regains his full senses*

Mr. DEDEDE: I’LL NEVER LET YOU WIN!

HYC: DEDEDE LEAPS, LEAPS OFF OF THE TABLE TO HIS FEET, AND IS SHAKING KAWAJAI’S LADDER AS KAWA IS AT THE TOP AND IS LOSING HIS BALANCE! DEDEDE IS FULLY CONSCIOUS AS HE SEEMED TO CLEARLY BEEN PLAYING POSSUM! DEDEDE AT HIS WITS-END PULLED THE BLUFF OF LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS AND KAWAJAI COULDN’T CALL IT! NOW KAWAJAI IS IN GRAVE DANGER!!

Mr. DEDEDE: QUIT!!! QUIT OR I TAKE YOU DOWN!!!!

ETR: THAT IS KAWAJAI’S ONLY OPTIONS RIGHT THERE! KAWA QUITS OR HE FALLS, AND KAWA WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HAND DOES HIS LAST RESORT AND HE PEGS IT AT DEDEDES SKULL——– BUT DEDEDE DODGES THAT, AND THIS JUST ANGERS DEDEDE EVEN MORE AS HE SHOVES THE LADDER OVER THE RINGROPES…. AS KAWAJAI FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!! GUT FIRST!!! GUT FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!!!!! OH LORD KAWA IS FINISHED!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS A 25 FOOT FALL, GUTFIRST INTO THE ‘CADE!!! KAWAJAI IS COMPLETELY WIPED OUT!!! DEDEDE grabs the table in the ring and tosses it over the ropes to the outside, and DEDEDE slides outside as he sets up the table to lean vertically across the metal guardfence on the left side of the ramp. DEDEDE after setting this up heads towards Kawajai’s carcass at ringside, and drags the poor young man to the ring ramp, pressing his boot on his head and spitting in his face.

HYC: And a FIRE CATCHES IN DEDEDE’S EYE, AS DEDEDE BACKS UP TOWARDS THE RING, TOWARDS THE RINGPOST, AS KAWAJAI WHO CAN BARELY HOLD HIMSELF UP WITH HIS FOREARMS IS SLOWLY RISING AND DEDEDE IS CHARGING UP, STALKING AND READY FOR THE POUNCING OF HIS PREY AS WE ALL KNOW WHAT’S TO COME…. KAWA AFTER QUITE THE MOMENT OF COUGHING AND SPITTING UP BLOOD REACHES HIS FEET… TURNS AROUND AS DEDEDE, PRACTICALLY JUMPING OUT OF HIS SKIN RUNS FULL-SPEED AND NAILS…

ETR: THE SPEEEEEEEEEEEAR!!!! SPEAR!!!! SPEAR SENDING KAWAJAI THROUGH THE TABLE AND KNOCKING THE ENTIRE SECTION OF GUARDRAIL DOWN!!!! KAWAJAI IS FINISHED, AND DEDEDE THREW EVERY LAST OUNCE HE HAD INTO THAT SPEAR!!!! DEDEDE IS LAID OUT ACROSS KAWAJAI’S BODY, THAT WAS IT, THAT WAS ALL OR NOTHING!

**Replays of DEDEDE hitting the spear are shown in various angles**

ETR: Well in any other circumstance, yes, but Kawajai still needs to quit, so this match isn’t over! Kawajai may be out of the equation but that’s not gonna get the job done! And DEDEDE knows that as he gets up to his feet and is grimacing at the damages he’s taken… and now DEDEDE is staring off into space as he pulls Kawajai up by his arm, and puts his arm around Kawajai’s shoulders and dragging him up the ramp, limping up the ramp… and bringing Kawa and to the side of the titantron setup behind a curtain..

HYC: And DEDEDE has Kawa’s slump body laid over one of his shoulders, and is facing a long, LONG flight of steps as he makes his way up them…. DEDEDE is walking up the steps with Kawa’s deadweight on his shoulder, and the camera fades to the arena and then transitions back to DEDEDE reaching a platform…. AND LOOK!!!!! **Camera shows DEDEDE standing at the top of the titantron with Kawajai on his shoulder**

ETR: Ho… ly…. crap……. DEDEDE is standing nearthe edge of the titantron with Kawajai over his shoulders, and Kawajai has just barely regained his senses but doesn’t have NEARLY the strength to react… and DEDEDE IS ABOUT TO CAST KAWA OFF HIS SHOULDERS TO DOWN BELOW!!! DEDEDE IS GETTING READY TO THROW KAWAJAI 90 FEET OFF THE TOP OF THE TITANTRON! PLEASE KAWAJAI!!! PLEASE QUIT, THIS IS SERIOUSLY GOING TOO FAR!!
HYC: Kawa knows this has gotten out of hand, LIVES are at stake now and DEDEDE backs up with Kawa on his shoulder….. and IS RUNNING OFF THE EDGE! WHAT’S THAT CRAZY SON OF A BITCH DOING?????!?!?!?!??

Kawajai: I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT! I QUIT!

**DEDEDE stops himself right as he reaches the edge**….

**DEDEDE drops Kawa’s body to the floor next to him** ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( Mr. DEDEDE’s theme plays as he looks down at a suffering Kawajai for one final look, and raises a corna in the air )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winneeer…. MMMMMISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR…… DEDEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

**DEDEDE is sitting at the edge of the top of the titantron, celebrating his victory**

HYC: Well… I don’t know what DEDEDE was planning to do to Kawajai.. but im so glad we’re not going to find out.

ETR: Man… that was too much. Tonight was brutal for both of these men but in the end Mr. DEDEDE did what he had to do and put his opponent away. But after the raging battle, the war is over… and because of the stipulation, so is Kawajai’s career..

HYC: Kawajai was a history maker… no one else has held a World Title as long as he did, and it was the chain of events leading up to tonight that sealed his fate. He obviously caught DEDEDE’s wrath from losing the EAW Championship, but that man came from the bottom, from the absolute bottom and made a name for himself unlike anyone else I know. And if there was ever a way to go out then facing one of the best is certainly a good one…

**DEDEDE rises to his feet, giving a gaze towards the crowd in celebration**

ETR: Hey whats he doing???

HYC: KAWAJAI IS UP!!! AND KAWAJAI IN A FIT OF RAGE RUNS TOWARDS DEDEDE FROM BEHIND AND SHOVES HIM OFF OF THE TOP OF THE TITANTRON!!!!

ETR: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HYC: NOOO!!!! DDD, FREEFALLING 80 TO 90 FEET, PLUMMETS OFF THE SIDE OF THE TITANTRON INTO SEVERAL PRODUCTION TABLES, KNOCKING OUT A WORKER!!!!!! OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE KAWAJAI?!?!?!

**Several referees run out, as they call for medics and surround DEDEDE and the neighboring hurt workers through the rubble of tables**

ETR: OH MY GOD.. KAWAJAI… THAT BITTER MAN SNAPPED! KAWAJAI IS GONE FROM EAW BUT HE SWORE HE’D TAKE DEDEDE OUT… im just in COMPLETE shock… theres abolutely no way DEDEDE could ever withstand an attack like that, im seriously fearing for this mans life..

HYC: This is an awful scene…. Kawajai is being surrounded by arena security and is being yanked off of the top of the titantron, down the steps, and emergency workers are surrounding Mr. DEDEDE…. understand he took a 70 foot fall off of the side of the tron….

**Replays show Kawajai running from behind DEDEDE and pushing him off, as the camera pans back to the carnage as DEDEDE is being neck-braced and an ambulance pulls up to the side of the stage**

ETR *struggling with words*: The blunt force trauma alone could kill him… Honestly… its.. its obvious he’s never wrestling again, I can’t even be sure if he’ll be walking again but that fall could have broken every bone in his body.

HYC: This has to have been the craziest chain of events ive seen so far… and theres still one more war left to be fought. Christ, I hope DDD will be okay… this is maddening.

(Camera pans backstage to Eve in the Interview Area)

Eve: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with the CURRENT World Heavyweight Champion…DARK DEMOOOONN!!!!

(Dark Demon walks onto the set, still in his ring gear and has ADV’s blood stained across his body)

Eve: De—

Demon: Shhh Eve…

Demon: I hope everybody was watching my match tonight, I certainly hope the Showdown roster was because while people seem to think that they can go for my title because if anybody wants to go for my title, THAT is exactly what is going to happen to you. You ARE going to tap out, you ARE going to lose. See Eve, I said a few months a lot that was unfuckwithable against and that is still true, nobody has yet to even come close to my level and it’s honestly saddening…

Demon: It’s saddening because while Showdown is filled with talentless, moron-like, couldn’t-cut-it in-lower-feds extremists, I still have to wrestle them. I still have to put up with them and I for once just BEG for somebody good to step up …but I guess that will just never again, huh?

(Suddenly, Moonlight Predator walks into the scene, staring down Demon)

Moonlight: You called….?

Demon: I said a good extremist, not a overhyped one, so no..

Moonlight: Cute, I don’t think you will be saying that at all Demon when I beat you for that title pretty soon.

Demon: And how do you plan to do that? By tapping out to me again? Oh, wait, maybe you’ll convince Cameron to come down and distract me, since that’s how you won before but I don’t think that is gonna happen again, so I’d try and look at reality very fast and realizes that you have as much chance of beating me as Hawk does of actually scoring with Cleo.

Moonlight: Fair enough but Demon, you may want to watch out with EGO because when I beat you, they won’t be with you for very long…

Demon: Oh I’m sure …Look, E.G.O isn’t Generation Next, okay? We’re not a bunch of overrated, untalented noobs that couldn’t make it past the mid-card if it was handed to them.

Moonlight: Well you like to call yourself Caesar right? Well tell me, who killed Caesar? It wasn’t his enemies, oh no …it was the people who were the closest to him, some food for thought.

(Moonlight pats Demon on the shoulder before walking off)

(The Project E.G.O vs. Team EAW feud plays on the screen)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is your main event and it is a 5 V. 5 ELIMINATION MATCH! The only way to eliminate somebody is by damaging them to the point that they CAN NOT answer a 10 count!

( http://youtu.be/_grbBgPTz8o plays on the titantron)

(A long golden limo pulls out with the words ‘E.G.O’ written on it as All the Project E.G.O walk out of the limo and walk down to the ring)
Ring Announcer: First, making their way to the ring ….THE PRIIINNNNNCEEEEEE!!!!!!! OOOOOOOFFFFF!!!!!!!! PHEEEEEEEENOOOOOOMENNNNNALLL!!!!!!!! THEEEE HEEAAARRTTTT!!!! BREAAKKKKKKK!!!! BOOOYYYYY!!!!!! CLEEOOOOPPPPATTRRAAAA!!!!! TROOOYYYYY COONNNWAAAYYYY!!!!! JAAYYYYYWAAAALLKKKERRR!!!! PROJJECTTTTTTTTTTTT EGOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Forever by various artists play as Team EAW walk out before charging down to the ring)

Ring Announcer: And their opponents …..EDDDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE MACCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!!!!! HURRRRRRRRIIIIIIICAANEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWK!!!!!!! CAMMMMMMMMEROOOOON!!!!!! ELlAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! AVAAA!!!!! MOOONLIIIIGHTTTT PREDDDDATTTOOORR!!!!!! Y2IMPPPPPPPPPPACCCCCCCCTTTT!!!! TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM EAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Masters: AND HERE WE GO!! ALL FIVE MEMBERS FROM EACH TEAM UNLOAD ON EACH OTHER!! NOBODY IS HOLDING BACK, NOBODY IS LETTING ANYTHING GO AS THE RING IS CROWDED WITH FISTS FLYING EVERYWHERE!! …And in the corner, it’s Jaywalker and Moonlight Predator throwing fists at each other, HARD and stiff fists as POP and Hawk battle it out in the opposite corner, both men are unleashing MONTHS worth of hatred on each other! And HBB now and Impact are brawling but HBB gains the upperhand as he SLICES into Impacts chest with knife-edged chops as Impact is backed into the ropes and HBB now charges at Impact!

Stew: BUT IMPACT SIDE-STEPS AND LIFTS HBB UP WITH A HIP TOSS!! HIP TOSS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HBB IS SENT CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR!! ..HBB landed awkwardly there as Impact slides out after him and lifts HBB onto his knees and begins hammering into his skull with fists as Impact has the subject of so much abuse from the Project E.G.O leader! Back inside the ring, Cameron whips Cleopatra off the ropes but Cleo reverses, sending Cameron off with an Irish-whip but Cameron comes charging back with a LOU THESZ PRESS ON CLEO!! CAMERON IS HAMMERING THE VIXENS, ER E.G.O VIXENS CHAMPION,WITH A PARADE OF RIGHT AND LEFT FISTS!!

HYC: Along with that, Eddie Mack grabs Troy Conway and whips him into the turnbuckle, Mack charges at him but Troy lifts up both feet causing Mack to stumble backwards as Jaywalker hits off the ropes and connects with a clothesline into Mack, Troy and Jay both begin working over Mack as POP and Hawk both spill out to the floor as Hawk WHIPS POP AS HARD AS HE CAN INTO THE BARRICADE!! BUT POP RUNS AND LEAPS OVER THE BARRICADE, LANDING PERFECTLY ON HIS FEET AS HAWK CHARGES BUT POP CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK!! SUPERKICK OVER THE BARRICADE!! HAWK STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS POP PICKS UP A STEEL CHAIR AND THROWS IT DIRECTLY AT HURRICANE HAWK’S HEAD!!

Masters: And with that, HBB GRABS IMPACT AND RAMS HIS HEAD INTO OUR TABLE!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! HBB IS IMPRINTING THE SKULL OF Y2IMPACT INTO OUR TABLE BUT WATCH OUT!! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR FROM BEHIND WILDLY SWINGS A STEEL CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF HBB!! HBB bends over our table as Moonlight AGAIN SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO HBB’S SPINE!! MOONLIGHT IS TREATING THAT CHAIR AS IF IT WAS A WHIPPING BELTON HBB’S SPINE!! ….Moonlight now turns around and tries to re-enter the ring but TROY LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A PLANCA AND TURNS IT INTO A HURRICARANA IN MID-AIR!! WOW!! MOONLIGHT CRASHED ONTO THE FLOOR BACK FIRST!!

Referee: …1!!! ….2!!! ….3!!!

Stew: And Moonlight is getting to his feet as Troy hammers him with forearms, back in the ring, Jaywalker is hammering on Eddie Mack in the corner as Cameron is hammering Cleo in the opposite corner and Cameron steps backwards before charging at Cleo but CLEO LIFTS CAMERON UP IN THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A FLAPJACK ONTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!! CAMERONS FACE SMACKS HARD ONTO THE STEEL RINGPOST AND CLEO, STILL HOLDING CAMERON IN HER ARMS, FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SPINEBUSTER!! CLEO IS DEMANDING THE REFEREE MAKE THE COUNT!! BUT IMPACT SMARTLY GRABS CAMERON BY HER LEGS AND DRAG HER OUT OF THE RING, IMPACT SAVING HIS TEAM WITH CAMERON IN HIS ARMS!

HYC: BUT CLEO SPRINTS OFF THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE INTO IMPACT AND CAMERON!! THE VIXENS CHAMPION HIT A SUICIDE DIVE INTO IMPACT AND CAMERON, SENDING ALL THREE OF THEM INTO THE BARRICADE!! Hawk is getting to his feet as POP grabs him and LOOKS TO RAM HIS HEAD INTO THE RINGPOST!! BUT HAWK BLOCKS AND SENDS AN ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF POP!! Hawk now hammers POP with fists as POP fires back with fists but Hawk grabs POP AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE TIMEKEEPER!! POP KNOCKS OVER THE TIMEKEEPER!! Jaywalker now hits off the ropes looking for a RUNNING LARIAT ON MACK!! BUT MACK GRABS JAY AND HITS A OVERHEAD SNAP BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER!! JAY HITS INTO THE CORNER AND LANDS ON HIS NECK!!

Referee: ….1!! …2!!! …..3!! ….(Jay uses the rops to get onto his knees)….5!! (Jay gets onto his feet)

Masters: On the floor, Troy WHIPS MOONLIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!! BUT MOONLIGHT STOPS DEAD IN HIS TRACKS BY THE BARRICADE AS TROYCHARGES AT HIM BUT MOONLIGHT KICKS HIM IN THE MID-SECTION AND LIFTS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!! ….REVERSE POWERBOMB, MOONLIGHT HIT A REVERSE POWERBOMB!! TROY SMACKS INTO THE BARRICADE GUT-FIRST!! BLOOD SHOOTS UP FROM TROYS MOUTH!! MOONLIGHT SHOWS ABSOLUTE NO MERCY AS HE GRABS TROY AND DDT’S TROY HEAD-FIRST INTO THE FLOOR!! TROY IS LAID OUT ON THE FLOOR!! And Mack now slides out of the ring as Hawk picks up the ring bell and SWINGS IT INTO THE HEAD OF POP!! BUT POP LOW-BLOWS HAWK!! POP SAVES HIMSELF BUT MACK FROM BEHIND BASHES HIS CITV BRIEFCASE INTO THE SPINE OF POP!!

Stew: POP is using our table to stay somewhat on his feet to avoid a count as Hawk is regaining himself and is screaming at Mack to use his CITV briefcase right NOW!! Hawk is literally barking at Mack to cash in on POP right here, right now as Mack looks like he might be CONSIDERING IT!! Mack is looking at his briefcase as POP is barely struggling to stay on his feet as Hawk keeps on screaming in the ear of Mack and I think …I THINK MACK IS GONNA CASH IN!! MACK IS SHAKING HIS HEAD, HE’S CASHING IN!! MACK IS CASHING IN HIS CITV BRIEFCASE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!! THE REFEREE SLIDES OUT TO GET THE BRIEFCASE BUT LOOK OUT!! JAYWALKER FROM BEHIND SMASHES A BEER BOTTLE INTO THE HEAD OF HAWK!! AND AS MACK TURNS AROUND, JAYWALKER USES THE BROKEN SHARD OF THAT BEER BOTTLE TO STAB MACK RIGHT IN THE GUT!! JAY STABBED MACK IN THE GUT WITH THE BROKEN BEER BOTTLE!!

HYC: MACK IS BLEEDING QUICKLY FROM HIS MID-SECTION AS HE DROPS THE CITV BRIEFCASE AND POP FROM BEHIND LOW BLOWS HIM!! MACK IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY FROM HIS MID-SECTION!! Jaywalker stopped Mack from cashing in and Mack is now leaning over on our table as both POP and Jay begin teaming on him! And back in the ring, Impact is getting up but CLEO HAS A CHAIR AS SHE SWINGS IT INTO THE SPINE OF IMPACT!! Impact drops to a knee as Cleo looks to SWING IT AGAIN INTO HIS HEAD!! BUT CAMERON FROM BEHIND GRABS THE CHAIR!! CAMERON BLOCKS CLEO AS CAMERON TAKES THE CHAIR FROM CLEO AND RAMS IT INTO HER MID-SECTION!! CLEO DOUBLES OVER IN PAIN AS IMPACT IS GETTING BACK UP AND CAMERON SPINS CLEO AROUND …CODEBREAKER!! CODEBREAKER ON CLEO!! OH MY GOD!!

Masters: AND IMPACT NOW GRABS THE LEGS OF CLEO AND ….LOCKS IN THE MILLENIAL INCARCERATION!! THE WALLS OF IMPACT!! IMPACT HAS IT APPLIED ON CLEOPATRA!! DEAD CENTER OF THE RING AS CLEO IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND CAMERON NOW DROPS DOWN AND LOCKS IN A CROSSFACE ON CLEO!! IMPACT AND CAMERON BOTH APPLY A SUBMISSION MOVE ON CLEO!! CLEO IS STRUGGLING NOW AS BOTH MEMBERS OF TEAM EAW ARE WEARING HER DONW AND SHE MAY JUST PASS OUT HERE!! BOTH LOOK!! JAYWALKER AND HBB SLIDE INTO THE RING WITH STEEL CHAIRS AND PREFORM A DOUBLE CON-CHAIR-TO ON IMPACT!! RIGHT INTO HIS SKULL!! IMPACT FALLS DOWN AS HBB SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO CAMERONS HEAD!! AND BOTH E.G.O MEMBERS LIFT CLEO BACK TO HER FEET AS THE REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT ON IMPACT AND CAMERON!!

Referee: 1!!!……2!!!……3!!!…….4!!! …(neither is moving)…..5!!! …..6!!!…..(Cameron rolls to the ropes)……7!!! ……8!!!! …..(Cameron lifts herself up but falls through the middle rope to the floor) …..9!!! …(Impact manages to JUST get himself up)

Stew: Impact is up BUT HBB CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERKICK!! SUPERKICK INTO THE KISSER OF IMPACT!! AND IMPACT TURNS AS JAY GRABS HIM AND LIFTS HIM HIGH UP IN THE AIR …2ND SACRIFICE!! THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB OVER THE TOP ROPE AND IMPACT LANDS ON HIS NECK ON THE FLOOR!! IMPACT CRASHED WITH NO PROTECTION, NO PADDING, NOTHING!! DIRECTLY ONTO THAT FLOOR!! IMPACT IS MOTIONLESS ON THE FLOOR!!
Ref: 1!!!…..2!!!!……3!!!!……4!!!!…….5!!!…..6!!!……7!!! (Impact is still motionless)…..8!!!…..9!!!…..10!!!

Ring Announcer: Y2Impact has been eliminated!

HYC: Impact is out! Y2Impact has been eliminated in a very gruesome looking way but now POP dumps Mack onto our table as he hops onto the apron and now begins to climb the turnbuckle, I think POP has some evil intentions on his mind right now as he looks to put Mack through the table but Moonlight hops up onto the apron and grabs the leg of POP, blocking him from leaping as POP tries to kick him away but Hawk drags Mack off the table and Moonlight SHOVES POP OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!! AND POP LANDS DIRECTLY ON HIS SPINE ONTO OUR TABLE!! OH MY GOD!! POP FLEW ALMOST 5FT INTO THE EDGE OF OUR TABLE!! …And Moonlight is demanding the referee does not make a count just yet as Moonlight looks underneath the ring …

Masters: And Moonlight pulls out a barbed wire baseball bat, along with a table and a TIRE IRON! Why on earth is a tire iron left underneath the ring? And Moonlight stands up with that tire iron in hand but Troy hammers him from behind, Troy now picks up that barbed wire baseball bat AND SWINGS IT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF MOONLIGHT!! THE BARBED WIRE SLICES INTO MOONLIGHT MID-SECTION AND TROY NOW GRINDS THE BARBED WIRE INTO MOONLIGHTS HEAD!!TROY IS RUBBING THAT BARBED WIRE ALL OVER MOONLIGHTS FOREHEAD AS MOONLIGHT IS STARTING TO BLEED!! And Hawk now slides into the ring as Jaywalker grabs him and whips Hawk off the ropes and looks FOR A DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER!!

Stew: BUT NO!! HAWK MANAGES TO RAM HIS ELBOWS INTO THE HEAD OF JAYWALKER!! HAWK DROPS TO HIS FEET AND QUICKLY SWEEPS JAY DOWN AND GRABS BOTH OF HIS LEGS FOR THE A.D.H.D!! THE A.D.H.D!! HAWK’S GOT IT LOCKED IN ON JAYWALKER!! BUT CLEOPATRA SLIDES IN AND RAMS HAWK RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THE TIRE IRON THAT MOONLIGHT TOOK OUT!! HAWK BREAKS THE HOLD AND THE REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT ON HAWK NOW!!

Ref: …1!! ….2!!! ……3!!! …..4!!! …5!!……..6!!! ……7!!!! ……8!!!! …(Hawk begins to get onto his knees)…..9!!! ….1—(Hawk just gets up)

HYC: And HBB quickly goes after Hawk, sending him into the corner as he hits him with chops and on the floor, POP and Mack are duelling it out with fists as POP BANGS MACKS HEAD OFF THE TABLE!! Back in the ring, Cameron has slid back in as she swings Cleo around and hammers her with Uppercuts but Cleo fights back with fists but Cameron manages to hit Cleo with an elbow and pulls Cleo in for a TWIST OF FATE!!! BUT CLEO SLIPS OUT OF IT AND PUSHES CAMERON INTO THE ROPES, CAMERON RETURNS AS CLEO KICKS HER IN THE MID-SECTION AND PULLS HER IN …BRUTALITY!! BUT NO!! CAMERON SLIPS OUT AND HITS CLEO WITH A SIT-OUT JAWBREAKER!! CLEO STUMBLES INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AND SLUMPS AS CAMERON PICKS UP THE TIRE IRON AND OH MY GO—WHAT THE HELL?!!

Stew: IT’S SASHA FIERCE!! SASHA IS RUNNING DOWN HERE AND LOOK AT WHAT IS IN HER HAND!! IT’S A SPIKED BASEBALL BAT!! SIMILAR TO THE ONE THAT DEVAN DUBIAN USED TO END CHRIS HESSIANS CAREER MONTHS AGO ON VOLTAGE AND SASHA SLIDES IN AS CAMERON TURNS AROUND AND BAMM!! OH MY GOD!! SASHA SWUNG THAT SPIKED BASEBALL BAT INTO CAMERONS FACE!!! THE NAILS JUST GOT DRIVEN INTO CAMERONS FACE!! CAMERON IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY ON THE MAT NOW, BLOOD IS PUMPING FROM HER HEAD!! WHAT THE HELL? IS SASHA…NO!! SHE HASN’T….SHE COULDN’T HAVE…

Masters: I THINK SASHA JOINED E.G.O!! THEY ALWAYS HAVE A TRICK UP THEIR SLEEVES AND THEY DID IT AGAIN!! SASHA SOLD HER SOUL…AND CLEO IS CELEBRATING!! CLEO IS LAUGHING WITH SASHA AT THIS, I’M SI—WHAT?!? SASHA JUST SMACKED THE SPIKED BAT INTO CLEOS RIBS!! AND SASHA NOW SWINGS IT INTO CLEOS SPINE!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN SASHA IS DESTORYING THE VIXENS CHAMPION WHO IS BLEEDING MASSIVELY FROM EVERYWHERE!! THE RING IS LIKE A SAW MOVIE JUST FROM CLEOS AND CAMERONS BLOOD THAT’S BEEN SPLIT AND SASHA LEAVES, CELEBRATING HER WAY UP THE RAMP, SHE’S NOT WITH ANYBODY!! THE REFEREE HAS TO MAKE A COUNT NOW!!

Ref: 1!!…..2!!!…..3!!!!……4!!!!…….5!!! (Cameron gets onto her hands and knees somewhat)……6!!!!…….7!!!! (Cleo isn’t responding at all)……8!!!…..9!!! (Cameron uses the ropes to push herself up and slumps over)…..10!!!

Ring Announcer: Cleopatra has been eliminated!

HYC: Cameron didn’t take all that much of the damage as it is now 4 v 4 but as Cameron is up HBB JUST SUPERKICKED HER!! HBB JUST SUPERKICKED CAMERON RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!! THAT WAS THE LOUDEST SUPERKICKS I’VE HEARD ALONG TIME AS CAMERON FALLS DOWN AND LOOK WHOS PERCHED AT TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE, IT’S POP!! …POP NOW LEAPS OFF!! ….FATAL CROSS!!! FATAL CROSS INTO CAMERON!!! CAMERONS BEEN DESTORYED!! SASHA, POP AND HBB HAVE TAKEN OUT CAMERON AND ANOTHER COUNT MUST BE MADE!!

Ref: 1!!….2!!!…..3!!!……4!!!…..5!!!!……6!!!!…..7!!!!… (Cameron isn’t moving)…..8!!! (HBB places a boot on Camerons chest and does the swerve taunt)…..9!!!…..10!!!
Ring Announcer: Cameron Ella Ava has been eliminated!

Stew: Cameron is out and that takes it to 4 v 3 in EGO’s favour as Jaywalker is brawling with Hawk on the floor and Hawk RAMS JAYWALKERS HEAD INTO THE BARRICADE!! Hawk now looks underneath the ring and pulls out a pair of handcuffs! Hawk has handcuffs and grabs Jay by his hands and looks to HANDCUFF HIM TO THE BARRICADE!! BUT POP CHARGES AND LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE INTO HAWK!! POP WENT FULL FORCE AS HAWK GOES CRASHING HEAD FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!! HAWKS BEEN BUSTED OPEN NOW!! AND JAY GRABS THOSE HANDCUFFS AS HE GRABS HAWK AND DRAGS HIM TO THE RINGPOST AND JAY NOW TIES HAWK’S HANDS TO EACH SIDE OF THE ROPES …HAWK IS TRAPPED NOW!! HAWK IS TRAPPED BY THE RINGPOST!!

HYC: Eddie Mack is still down, he’s bleeding HEAVILY from his mid-section as HBB and Troy go after Mack and roll him into the ring, Troy looks underneath the ring apron and pulls out a 30ft ladder! That thing is HUGE! Troy slides the ladder in and places it by the turnbuckle, HBB now sets the table up by the opposite turnbuckle as Mack is down on his knees bleeding profusely as HBB drags Mack close to that table as Troy is down at the opposite corner on his corners, this can’t be good! …Mack is getting to his feet as TROY CHARGES AT FULL SPEED TOWARDS MACK!! THE JAVELIN!! SPEAR THROUGH THE TABLE!! BUT NO!!! MACK GRABS HBB AND THROWS HIM IN THE WAY!! TROY JUST SPEARED HBB THROUGH THE TABLE IN THE CORNER!! OH MY GOD!! MACK JUST OUT-SMARTED BOTH OF THEM!! BOTH TROY AND HBB ARE LYING IN THAT BROKEN HEAP IN THE CORNER, THEY AREN’T LYING DOWN THOUGH!!

Masters: on the floor, Jay and POP are still beating down a defenceless Hawk as Jay looks under the ring as POP SLAPS Hawk right across the face! And Hawk SPITS BLOOD RIGHT IN POPS FACE!! AND LOOK FROM BEHIND!! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR SWINGS A BARBED WIRE CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF POP!! MOONLIGHT SWINGS POP WITH THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR AND OPENS IT UP AND PLACES POPS HEAD IN-BETWEEN THE CHAIR, OH MY GOD!! THE BARBED WIRE IS CUTTING INTO THE CHEEKS OF POP AS MOONLIGHT GRABS HIM AND CHARGES!! MOONLIGHT SENDS POP INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST WITH THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR WRAPPED AROUND HIS NECK!! POP MIGHT BE SERIOUSLY INJURED AS MOONLIGHT QUICKLY LIFTS HIM BACK UP AND HITS THE PREDATORY INSTINCT!! THE DR DRIVER ON THE FLOOR WITH THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR WRAPPED AROUND POPS NECK!! OH MY GOD, HE COULD HAVE BROKEN HIS NECK!!

Ref: 1!!…….2!!……..3!!!…….4!!!!!………5!!!!…….6!!!……..7!!!!…….8!!!!….9!!!….10!!!

Ring Announcer: Prince of Phenomenal has been eliminated!

Stew: It’s 3 v 3 and POP very well could be dead right now! Moonlight smirks but Jaywalker has pulled out a tool box and pulls out a screwdriver as Moonlight turns around and JAY STABS MOONLIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD WITH THE SCREWDRIVER!! OH MY GOD!! THE CUT ON MOONLIGHTS HEAD GETS DEEPER AND JAY AGAIN STABS MOONLIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT SCREWDRIVER, GRINDING IT INTO HIS HEAD AS MOONLIGHTS HEAD QUICKLY GETS COVERED IN BLOOD!! MOONLIGHT IS WOOZY AS JAY LOOKS TO SEND HIM INTO THE RINGPOST BUT MOONLIGHT MANAGES TO BLOCK IT WITH HIS HANDS AND SENDS A BACK-KICK INTO JAYS MID-SECTION, I’VE NO IDEA HOW HE DID THAT!! MOONLIGHT TRIES TO GO FOR A UPPERCUT BUT JAY DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND HITS THE TRANSCENSION!! THE LARAIT!!

HYC: Jay now picks up Moonlight and drags him towards our table and lifts him up …2ND SACRIFICE!! THE 2ND SACRIFICE THROUGH OUR TABLE!! OH MY GOD!! MOONLIGHT WENT THROUGH WOOD, LAPTOPS, MONITORS AND MORE!! HE’S BEEN DESTORYED!! JAY IS LAUGHING AS MOONLIGHT IS MOTIONLESS!! JAYWALKER HAS DESTORYED MOONLIGHT PREDATOR!! MOONLIGHT IS UTTERLLY MOTIONLESS NOW IN THAT BROKEN WRECKAGE!!
Ref: 1!!!….2!!!…..3!!!……4!!!…..5!!!…..6!!!…..7!!!….8!!!….9!!!….10!!

Ring Announcer: Moonlight Predator has been eliminated!

Masters: And it’s back to 3 v 2 in EGO’s favour again! But look guys, Mack is on the floor and he’s helping Hawk get those handcuffs off, the referee hands Mack a key as Mack FREES Hawk! Hawk is regaining himself as Mack slides back into the ring but HBB and Troy quickly pound on Mack and Jay quickly goes to Hawk but Hawk is fighting back! Both men are brawling around ringside as HBB lifts up Mack and CONNECTS WITH A SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE LEANED LADDER!! MACK CRASHES ONTO THAT LADDER SPINE FIRST AND TROY HITS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS A ROLLING THUNDER ONTO MACK’S CUT MID-SECTION ONTO THE LADDER WITH THE ROLLING THUNDER!! IT CONNECTS!!

Stew: And now Hawk and Jaywalker are brawling up the ramp! Both men are throwing fists like no tomorrow as Hawk begins to get the upperhand as he hammers Jay with uppercuts to the jaw as Jay stumbles onto the stage, we already had one victim tonight with that fall, we don’t need another! Hawk grabs Jay and RAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE TITANTRON!! AND HAWK GOES FOR ANOTHER BUT JAY BLOCKS WITH HIS HANDS AND SENDS A POWERFUL ELBOW TO THE JAW OF HAWK!! …Hawk stumbles backwards, almost near the edge of the stage as Jay knees him in the mid-section and lifts Hawk up …JAY HAS HAWK IN THE 2NDSACRIFICE POSITION!! JAY IS SLOWLY WALKING TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE STAGE, WHERE THE E.G.O CAR IS LOCATAED AT THE BOTTOM!! OH NO!! ..DON’T JAY!!! WE ALREADY HAVE DDD’S CAREER ENDED, WE DON’T NEED HAWKS TOO!!

HYC: AND JAY HITS THE 2ND SACRIFICE OFF THE STAGE!!!!!!!! BUT NO!!! HAWK DROPPED OFF!!! HAWK DROPPED TO HIS FEET BEHIND JAY!!! HAWK SAVED HIMSELF AS JAY TURNS AND CHARGES AT FULL SPEED AT HAWK!!! LARAIT BY JAYWALKER!!! BUT HAWK DUCKS AND LIFTS JAY UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! OH MY!!! JAY IS HAMMERING HAWK WITH ELBOW BUT HAWK IS FIGHTING THROUGH AS HAWK WALKS NEAR THE EDGE OF THE STAGE AND DOES THE ‘SWERVE’ TAUNT, MOCKING EGO BEFORE THROWING JAY OFF THE STAGE!!! VILLEMATIC!!! VILLEMATIC!!! THE FU OFF THE STAGE AND JAY CRASHES THROUGH THE EGO CAR HOOD!!! JAY CAUSES A HUGE DENT IN THAT CAR!!! JAY HAS BEEN DESTORYED BY HAWK!! OH MY GOD!! HAWK DROPS TO A KNEE AS THE REFEREE BEGINS COUNTING ON JAY!!

Ref: 1!!!…..2!!!…..3!!!!…..4!!! ….5!!! (Jay is motionless)……6!!!! ……7!!!….8!!!…..9!!!!….10!!!

Ring Announcer: Jaywalker has been eliminated!

Masters: And Jaywalker has been eliminated! It’s 2 v 2 but may become 2 v 1 as Troy and HBB continue to double team on Mack as Hawk is slowly limping down the ramp as Troy rolls out of the ring and charges at Hawk, sending various kicks and fists into Hawk! Meanwhile in the ring, Mack is on one knee as his entire mid-section is drenched in blood as HBB picks up the barbed wire bat from earlier as he SWINGS IT INTO THE BLOODIED AND CUT MID-SECTION OF EDDIE MACK!! On the floor, Troy THROWS HAWK INTO THE BARRICADE!! HBB now drops the bat and lifts Mack up as HBB looks for a PILEDRIVER ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BAT!! BUT NO!! MACK DROPS TO HIS KNEES, GRABBING THE BAT AND DRIVES IT INTO THE BALLS OF HBB!!! HBB DOUBLES OVER AS MACK DROPS THE BAT AND CONNECT THE EDDICTION ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT!!

Stew: HBB WENT HEAD-FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT!! BAH GAWD KANG!! HBB IS LAID OUT!! HBB HAS THE BARBED WIRE BAT STUCK INTO HIS HEAD!! HBB IS LAID OUT!! MACK IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THOSE ROPES LIKE A SLUG AS THE REFEREE MAKES A COUNT!!

Ref: 1!!!….2!!!!…..3!!! …..4 (Mack grabs onto the bottom rope)…….5!!!!……6!!!!….(Mack lifts himself up)……..7!!!!! ….8!!! (HBB gets onto his hands and knees)…..9!!! (Eddie Mack tips the ladder from the turnbuckle over onto HBB’s back, knocking him down)….10!!!

Ring Announcer: Heart Break Boy has been eliminated!

HYC: Well for the first time, it’s a 2 v 1 advantage for Team EAW as it is down to Troy Conway vs. Eddie Mack and Hurricane Hawk! Mack slides out of the ring asTroy dumps Hawk into the ring, Hawk is getting to his feet as Troy LEAPS TO THE ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY INTO HAWK!! BUT HAWK GRABS TROY!!! HAWK THROWS TROY CONWAY UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE VILLEMATIC!!! VILL—NO!!! TROY FLIPPED ONTO HIS FEET, AMAZING!! YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE EGO TO ADMIT THAT AFTER TWO BRUTAL MATCHES, FLIPPING ONTO YOUR FEET ISN’T EASY BUT HAWK THROWS FISTS AS TROY THROWS FOREARMS AT HAWK!! BOTH MEN ARE STRUGGLING FOR POWER NOW!!

Masters: AND LOOK WHAT MACK PULLS OUT!! HE PULLED A SLEDGEHAMMER OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING!! MACK SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AS TROY AND HAWK ARE STILL STRUGGLING FOR AN ADVANTAGE AND HAWK SPINS TROY AROUND AS MACK SWINGS THE HAMMER INTO TROY’S FACE!! BUT TROY DROPS DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SPLITS, OH MY GOD HOW DOES HE DO THIS STUFF ..AND MACK HITS HAWK IN THE FACE WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!! THAT WAS BY MISTAKE AS HAWK FALLS TO THE MAT, ALMOST MOTIONLESS AS MACK LOOKS ON IN HORROR!!!

Ref: 1!!!….2!!!….3!!!….4!!!….5!!!….6!!!….7!!!….8!!!….9!!!…10!!!

Ring Announcer: Hurricane Hawk has been eliminated!

Stew: Mack is looking on in terror as he realises the mistake he made!! But Troy from behind swings Mack around with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! NO!! MACK DUCKS IT AND RAMS THE SLEDGEHAMMER INTO TROY’S MID-SECTION!! Troy stumbles into the corner, clutching onto his ribs as Mack checks on Hawk and tries lifting him to his feet as Hawk shoves him away! Hawk is asking what the hell he is doing! Mack is saying sorry and it was a mistake as Hawk seems to accept it now ..Hawk rolls out of the ring as Mack goes back to Troy now! BUT WAIT!! HAWK SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AND TURNS MACK AROUND …VILLEMATIC!! THE FU!! THE FU ON MACK!! WHAT THE HELL?!!?

Hawk: The only *mistake* …was me THINKING that you were any good of an extremist.

Ref: 1!!….2!!!….3!!!…..4!!!…..5!! (Mack starts moving some limbs)….6!!! ….7!!! …(Mack gets onto his hands and knees)

HYC: And Troy now grabs Mack, telling the referee to stop counting as Troy wants to finish him off for good, Troy sends knees into the head of Mack but Mack fights back with rights into Troys mid-section! Troy stumbles backwards as Mack tries getting up and going towards Troy but Troy picks up the tire iron that Cleo used earlier and RAMS IT RIGHT INTO MACKS MID-SECTION WHICH WAS ALREADY CUT FROM EARLIER!! TROY NOW SWINGS IT RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE OF MACK!! Mack drops to a knee as Troy rolls out of the ring and grabs two steel chairs and slides back into the ring, setting the two chairs up between each other and Troy now grabs the ladder from earlier and places it down on the two opened chairs to create a make-shift table…

Masters: Mack is desperately trying to get up but Troy grabs him and lifts Mack up onto his shoulders and BRINGS HIM NEAR THAT MAKE-SHIFT TABLE ….BUT MACK DROPS TO HIS FEET, MACK SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY DROPPED TO HIS FEET AS HE REACHES FOR THAT TIRE IRON AND STRIKES IT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF TROY!! TROY DOUBLES OVER IN PAIN AS MACK IS FIGHTING THROUGH A WORLD OF PAIN AS HE PULLS TROY IN FOR THE EDDICATION!! BUT TROY KICKS MACK IN THE GROIN!! MACK STUMBLES FORWARD IN PAIN AS TROY PICKS UP THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT AND THROWS IT AT MACK, WHO CATCHES IT, AND TROY HITS A SPINNING HEEL KICK INTO THE BARBED WIRE BAT THAT GOES SMASHING INTO THE FACE OF MACK!! MACK GOES DOWN!!

Stew: And Troy now rips more of the barbed wire off as he …wraps the barbed wire around the middle of the ladder, the middle part of that ladder has barbed wire on it as Troy now lifts Mack up again and now lifts him up onto the turnbuckle, Mack is near motionless as Troy climbs up and Mack tries DESPERATELY TO HEAD-BUTT TROY THROUGH THE MAKE-SHIFT LADDER/TABLE WITH BARBED WIRE!! MACK KEEPS HEAD-BUTTING TROY, WHO IS LOSING HIS GRIP, AS MACK TRIES TO SHOVE HIM OO—-NO!! TROY LEAPS IN MID-AIR, GRABBING MACKS HEAD AND DRIVING HIM THROUGH THE LADDER WITH BARBED WIRE WITH THE SWAN SONG!! RKO FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! MACK WENT RIGHT THROUGH IT, BARBED WIRE IS CUTTING INTO THE MID-SECTION WHICH IS CUT OPEN!!! TROY WENT THROUGH IT TOO!!

Ref: 1!!!….2!!!!….3!!!….4!!!…..5!!! (Mack struggles to move a limb, same with Troy)…..6!!!…..7!!!!….(Both men barely move)……8!!!! ….(Troy gets a hand on the rope)…..9!!!!….(Troy manages to stand up with the ropes)…..10!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(Troy quickly falls back down, clutching onto his body as EMTS rush out to check on Mack, who is bleeding worse)

Ring Announcer: Here are your winners …..PROOOOJJJJJJJECTTTTTTTTTTTTTT EGOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HYC: They did it! Project E.G.O win the match thanks to Troy Conway, the sole survivor! Troy is the last man standing and what a BRUTAL match that was…
Stew: That could have went either way, but I do believe that had Hawk not hit the Villematic on Mack, Team EAW WOULD have won this match!

Masters: Nobody won this match, look at the damage in that ring, people lost PINTS of blood, people broke bones and got scared, this was one of the most brutal matches of the year and nobody is going to be same again after this, I can tell you that!

(Troy Conway is shown on his knees in the middle of the ring celebrating as fireworks go off all around the building)

(Camera fades to black)

( EAW logo buzzes )