(EAW Intro plays)

(A video package hyping the history of Extreme Answers Wrestling is played)

(Old footage of CM Ronn facing Jaywalker for the EAW Championship is played)

CM Ronn: It was just such a thrill…

Jaywalker: It’s like words can’t even describe the feel…

(Highlights of the careers of Mak, Mr. DEDEDE, Killswitch and others are played)

Mak: To see EAW grow… from what it was… it’s something that nobody woulda believed

Mr. DEDEDE: Except for US… the people who had faith in EAW becoming the best damn thing out there today.

Killswitch: To be the first ever Hardcore Champion.. such a big part of early EAW history… to have helped EAW become what it is today both in the ring and behind the scenes along with some of the best workers the business has ever seen… it’s really something else… To see the miraculous rise of a force like EAW…

(Highlights of the Rated R Shaman of Sexy and Captain Charisma are played)

Captain Charisma: To DEFINE Hardcore….

RRS: To innovate insane moments… to forever CHANGE the meaning of the word EXTREME…

Captain Charisma: That’s what EAW was man… That’s what it was all about…

(Highlights of Masters winning the first ever Grand Rampage are played)

Masters: What it meant to me? It meant a hell of a lot to me then… but NOW? After seeing how EAW has grown.. and seeing how important these moments that I was a PART of have become such a vital part to the history of EAW. It’s such an honor.

(Sights and sounds from the first ever Pain 4 Pride begin to be played, flashing back to four years ago)

Promo Announcer: From day one… the cultivation of wrestling has risen to the mind of any man…

Promo Announcer: The promotion that has symbolized extreme like no other…

Promo Announcer: The promotion that has attracted the likes of none seen before.. will finally show its name in the immortal lights.. into the stars…

Promo Announcer: This IS… PAIN..FOR…PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Flashes of the sold out crowd at Madison Square Garden for the first Pain For Pride are shown)

Voice of Stew-O from Pain For Pride 1: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! WELCOME TO THE GRAND FIASCO! The Slobberknocker of All Slobberknockers! And The Grand Daddy of em all! Pain for Pride!

(Highlights of the first ever Cash in the Vault match are played, followed by several big matches on the card including Mr. DEDEDE vs. HRDO, Sabina vs. Jaden vs. Alexa vs. Jenny and RRS vs. Captain Charisma)

(Highlights of extremists such as Y2Impact, Latino Game, The Dark Emperor, Jaywalker, Masters and WWEFan among others are shown, capturing the history of the first Pain For Pride)

(The screen goes fuzzy and blurry images of highlights going forward rapidly toward the present day are shown… until everything goes black)

(Camera fades into a dark arena, as slight cheers and noises from fans can be heard. Flashes from cameras are the only light. Suddenly, fireworks begin to burst out all over the arena, as the fans erupt into cheers)

(The fireworks light up a huge “Pain 4 Pride” sign as it descends from the rafters and takes its position directly over the stage)

(The lights in the arena come on, showing Stew-O standing in the ring, the crowd cheers)

Stew-O(smiling): WELLCOMEEEEE… TO PAIN… 4… PRIDEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!… (short pause as the crowd cheers wildly)… It seems like yesterday when I was welcoming you all to the first EVER Pain For Pride… but it still gives me just as much of a thrill!! And tonight, you’re in for a bigger treat than ever before! This is the PEAK of excitement.. the PEAK of the action, the rivalries, the drama, the wrestling… but most of all… this is the PEAK of EXTREME!!!…. I can’t believe I’m in this ring right now, opening up Pain For Pride Four! The years go so fast.. so savor EVERY moment of tonight… because I can assure you it’s gonna be a good one!

(The ring announcer steps into the ring, as Stew-O joins his colleagues at the announce tables on the outside)

Deadprez: Well good to see Stew-O welcoming us all into Pain 4 Pride… and that ring you all see right there might as well be made of GOLD, because this is the biggest highlight.. the biggest spectacle of Sports and Entertainment! This is Pain For Pride, folks! It doesn’t get better than this! Athletes around the world DREAM of being a part of this event… and some are privileged enough to receive that honor… I know you guys have, Jay, WWEFan, ETR, Masters.. That must’ve been unlike anything else you’ve ever experienced!

Jaywalker: I can easily agree with that statement. Pain For Pride is on another level of excitement. Naturally, when you get in that ring, your adrenalines pumping… but when it’s Pain For Pride… Damn, it’s pumping quicker than ever!

ETR: It really is unlike anything else I’ve ever been through… but I’ll tell ya one thing… as great as competing at Pain For Pride is, WATCHING Pain For Pride is even better! You get to see first hand, HISTORY happen before your eyes… you have a front row seat to the best wrestling in the world when its at its absolute peak!

Masters: No question about it fellas… I can go on and on about how great Pain For Pride is… but how about we actually see it with our own eyes rather than yack about it all night!

(Speedy’s music hits as he makes his way to the ring with Power)

Ring Announcer: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall!!! Whoever gets pinned will lose their CHAMPPPIONSHHIIPPP!!! Introducing first at a combined weight of 464 Pounds……THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION…POWER!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!!!!!!! SPEEDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: Well Ladies and Gentlemen it is time for the highly anticipated tag team match between The National Extreme Champion Speedy he teams up with the Interwire Champion Power as they take on Devan Dubian and Chris Hessian who are representing Team Starr. After weeks of heated battles between these four extremist I am sure they won’t to end it all right here at Pain for Pride tonight. And this just isn’t some normal tag team match; whoever gets pinned in this match will leave Dallas, Texas without their championship belt.

(Team Starr music Hits)

Ring Announcer: And their opponents at a combined weight of 423 Pounds!!! THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONS!!! CHRRRRISSS HEESSSIAAANNN!!! AND DEVANN!!!!!!!!! DUBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETR: Both of these man walk into Pain for Pride here tonight with their heads held high. Both Chris Hessian and Devan Dubian are viewed as two of the best rising stars not only on Voltage, but here inside EAW. This is their very first Pain for Pride here in EAW. And I don’t know about the fans here in attendance, but I want to see how these guys can compete at a high level, at EAW’s Biggest FPV…Pain For Pride. Let’s see what these two young extremist have to offer on a stage like this.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Deadprez: Chris Hessian and Power choose to start off for their teams as the match begins. Chris and Power lock up in the middle of the ring as the match is under way. Chris Irish whips Power against the ropes. Power comes off the ropes with full speed, as Chris is looking for a clothesline. But, Power ducks comes off the ropes for a clothesline of his own. Power grabs him and he Irish whips him into the corner of the ring. Power drives his shoulder into him, as Chris begins to scream in pain. Power grabs his arm and he sends him against the ropes. SCOOPSLAM!!! What a move by Power. Power hooks Chris legs as he goes for the pin early in this match up.

ONE!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!

ETR: Power makes it back to his feet as he goes back on the attack while has the chin-lock locked in. He drives his knee into the back of Chris, but Chris reaches out his hand, so he can tag in Dubian. Power breaks the old as he looks over to the ropes at Devan Dubian. He grabs Chris, as Chris starts throwing punches, back and forth. Chris Irish whips Power against the ropes again looking for momentum, DROPKICK FROM CHRIS!!! Chris makes it to his feet, and without thinking, he Irish whips himself against the ropes. He leaps in the air for a diving leg drop!! AND IT CONNECTS!

Deadprez: Chris makes it to his feet and he grabs Power. Chris throws strikes at Power before Power can make it near Speedy. Chris grabs Power arm looking for an Irish Whip, Power is fighting. Chris throws some more strikes looking to stop the fighting from Power. Chris sends Power against the ropes looking for a clothesline, Power ducks and sends himself off the ropes. BIG BOOT!! OH MY! WHAT A BIG BOOT! Power crawls over on Chris and he hooks his legs again for the pin.

ONE!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: Power picks Chris up and he sends him to the corner of the ring near Speedy. Power tags in Speedy as Speedy goes right on the attack. Shot after shot, Speedy is unleashing a fury of strikes to the head of Chris Hessian. Speedy grabs Chris and he Irish whips him against the ropes. Chris is thrown up in the air for a back body drop. Chris is down and out as Speedy is waiting for Chris to make it to his feet. Chris is open on his feet as Speedy is screaming for him to turn around. Speedy runs towards Chris Hessian as Chris is almost halfway around. SPPEEEAA– NO!!! Chris reverses it and he sends Speedy shoulder first into the steel ring post. Speedy turns around slowly as he grabs his shoulder and pain. DDT!!!! DDT from Chris Hessian as both men are down. The ref begins the count

ONE!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!! FIVE!!!!!!!!!!! SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!!!!!

ETR: Chris grabbing the ropes to get up breaks the count. Chris goes over and he grabs Speedy. Speedy starts to fight back with shots to the mid-section of Chris. Speedy has the upper hand now as he Irish whips Chris Hessian against the ropes. Chris comes off the rope with full speedy. He jumps over Speedy!! Speedy grabs him! OMG! IS HE GOING FOR HIS FINISHER THE SLOW KILLER!! COULD IT BE!! NO! CHRIS REVERSES IT AND HE SENDS SPEEDY AGAINST THE ROPES!! FLYING FOREARM SPLASH FROM CHRIS HESSIAN!! CHRIS HESSSIANNNN HOOKS THE LEGS OF SPEEDY FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!!! THIS COULD BE IT!!!

ONE!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!

ETR: Both men are down as they slowly crawl over to their tag team partners. Chris is almost close to Dubian, as Speedy begins to crawl over near Power. Chris tags in Devan, as Dubian hops over the top ropes and he stops Speedy from tagging in Power. Dubian grabs Speedy and he lifts him from the crowd. Dubian throws repeated shots as Speedy is stumbling and beginning to lose his balance. Devan throws himself against the ropes; Speedy slowly walks towards Dubian coming off the ropes. ROUND HOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD!!! WHAT A SHOT FROM Dubian. Dubian runs over and hooks the legs of Speedy for the pin!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!! THR– KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETR: Devan Dubian makes it to his feet as he stomps on Speedy to make sure he is down and out. Devan makes his way to the top rope as Speedy is down on the mat screaming in pain. Power is reaching his hand out to Speedy and he is screaming at him and telling him to make it to his feet. Devan is on the top rope as Power screams even louder for Speedy to get up. Dubian leaps from the top rope. OMG! WHAT IS HE GOING FOR HERE! DIVING MOONSAU–! SPEEDY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! NO WAY!! WITH A SPLIT SECOND SPEEDY MOVES OUT THE WAY! DUBIAN IS SENT INTO THE CANVAS AFTER AN UNSUCCESSFUL MOONSAULT!! Now the both of these man are down and out. The ref has to start the count AGAIN!!!

ONE!!!!! TWO!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!! FIVE!!!!!!!!! SIX!!!!!!!!!!! SEVEN!!!!! EIGHT!!!!!

Deadprez: Speedy somehow makes it to his feet to break the count at eight. Speedy goes over and he starts to stomp on Devan who hasn’t yet made it to his feet. Speedy picks him up and he lifts him up and send him down into the canvas for a suplex. Speedy doesn’t wait as he stays on the attack with repeated stomps on Dubian. Speedy lifts Dubian up to his feet and they begin to trade punches. Back and forth strikes are thrown. Dubian gets the upper hand with an elbow to the face of Speedy. Dubian grabs his arm and he Irish whips him against the ropes. What is Devan going for here? TWIST OF FATE!! SPEEDY REVERSES IT AND HE SENDS DUBIAN AGAINST THE ROPES!! SPEAR!! BY SPEED!! WHAT A SPEAR!!! SPEEDY HOOKS DEVAN LEGS FOR THE PIN!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THR–

(The referee stops the count after seeing Dubian gets his foot on the bottom rope)

ETR: Speedy gets up and frustration as he drags Devan to the middle of the ring. Speedy looks at Dubian with an intense face as he throws himself against the ropes, he’s runs towards Devan. SHINNING WIZARD KICK!!! OMG!! WHAT A KICK TO THE HEAD BY SPEEDY!!!!! Speedy gets up and he goes over and he tags in Power. Power goes between the ropes and he grabs Dubian. Power grabs Dubian signaling the Power Bomb!!! NO WAY!!! THERE’S NO WAY DUBIAN CAN SURVIVE THIS!! POWER LIFTS DEVAN UP!! NO!! HE THROWS HIM IN THE AIR!!! THAT IT’S IT!! HURRICANA FROM DEVAN DUBIAN!! NO WAY!! WHAT A REVERSAL!!! POWER IS SENT BETWEEN THE ROPES AS DEVAN DUBIAN LOOKS AT THE CROWD. DEVAN IRISH WHIPS HIMSELF AGAINST THE ROPES. WHAT IS HE DOING!! DON’T DO IT!!! DUBIAN RUNS TOWARDS THE ROPES!! HE LEAPS OVER THE ROPES!! NO WAY!! 450 FLIP FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! OMG WHAT A MOVE FROM DOUBLE D!!!

Deadprez: Dubian is up and he grabs Power and he slides him back into the ring.

ETR: Power has the upper hand as he makes it to his feet inside the ring. Power grabs him and then he Irish whips him into the corner of the ring. Power starts to throws strikes at the mid section of Dubian. Power tags in Speedy as he drives his shoulder into Dubian. Speedy doesn’t waste time as he throws some strikes of his own. Quickly Speedy grabs him and he sends him against the ropes, he grabs Devan then lifts him up for a suplex. Speedy goes right back on the attack, as he drops an elbow onto Dubian. Chris Hessian sticks out his hand telling Devan to tag him in the match. Speedy goes over and taunt Chris Hessian outside the ropes. Chris reaches over the ropes and he uppercuts Speedy as Speedy stats to stumble. Devan takes advantage of Speedy. Devan Irish whips himself against the ropes. Devan grabs Speedy, OH MY GOD! DEVAN IS GOING FOR HIS FINISHER THE MAKE A WISH!! HE GRABS SPEEDY’S HEAD!! NO WAY! DEVAN TWIST SPEEDY’S HEAD, BUT NO!!! SPEEDY GRABS DEVAN!! IT’S A REVERSAL!! SPINEBUSTER FROM SPEEDY! HOW DID HE DO THAT!! SPEEDY HOOKS THE LEGS OF DUBIAN!!! HERE’S THE PIN!!!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!

Deadpreaz: Speedy gets up in frustration and he pulls Devan from the ground and he starts throwing strikes as he screams at Devan. Devan begins to strike back as they start to trade shots. Shot after shot is thrown, Speedy pokes Devan in the eye and he Irish whips him against the ropes. OH! HE’S GOING FOR HIS FINISHER THE SLOW KILLER!!! CAN HE HIT IT!!! SPEEDY POSTIIONS DEVAN!!! DEVAN GRABS SPEEDY HEAD AND HE BRINGS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT. TWIST OF FATE!!! SPEEDY IS SENT INTO THE CANVAS AS DEVAN HOOKS THE LEGS OF SPEEDY FOR THE PIN!!!

ONE!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETR: Devan gets up in disbelief as he heads to the top rope. Speedy is slowly making it to his feet as Devan climbs to the top rope. Speedy is up on his feet as Devan is screaming and telling him to turn around. Devan jumps from the top rope. HOLY SHIT! WHAT’S THIS!!! HE’S GOING FOR A DIVING CLOTHESLINE!!! SPEEDY GRABS HIS ARM IN MID AIR!! NO HE HAS HIM POSTIONED FOR THE SLOW KILLER!! HIS FINISHER!! DEVAN IS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT AS THE SLOW KILLER IS CONNECTED!!! SPEEDY QUICKLY GRABS BOTH OF THE LEGS UP DEVAN DUBIAN AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!

Deadprez: ANOTHER KICKOUT!! THESE GUYS JUST WON’T QUIT!!! Speedy goes over and he tags in Power. Chris Hessian is going crazy over on the ropes trying to get tag into the match. Power quickly grabs Devan and he irish whips him onto the rope. Devan is sent against the ropes, Power grabs Devan and sends him into the canvas. SPINEBUSTER FROM POWER!! THESE ARE HIS SIGNATURE MOVES!! DEVAN NEEDS TO MAKE A TAG AND QUICKLY. Power stands at the corner at the end of the other side of the ring as he is waiting for Devan to make it to his feet. Power runs towards Devan will full speed; HE’S GOING FOR THE SPEAR!! DEVAN JUMPS OVER POWER AND HE THROWS HIMSELF AGAINST THE ROPES!! DUBIAN JUMPS FROM OFF THE ROPES! HE’S LOOKING FOR A MOONSAUT, POWER CATCHES HIM!

ETR: DEVAN IS FIGHTING IT OFF. AS POWER IS LOOKING FOR A BIG MOVE HERE! POWER IS WALKING AROUND THE RING TRYING TO BREAK THE FIGHT OF DEVAN!! CHRIS HESSIAN TAPS THE BACK OF DEVAN. HE’S THE LEGAL MAN IN THE MACH. Chris heads to the top rope as Power is still struggling with Dubian. Power grabs Devan and he puts him in the bearhug submission hold. DEVAN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS THE REF IS ASKING HIM DO HE WANTS TO QUIT!! HESSIAN IS STILL THE LEGAL MATCH HERE FOLKS! HESSIAN CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE!! DEVAN IS FADING!!! HESSIAN LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE!! ENZIGURI KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY HESSIAN. THE HOLD IS BROKEN, HESSIAN ROLLS UP POWER FOR THE PIN!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: BUT SPEEDY BREAKS UP THE COUNT BEFORE THREE!!…. WHAT MORE??? WHAT MORE DO THESE FOUR MEN HAVE TO GIVE IN THIS MATCH. Hessian gets up and he makes it to his feet. Hessian grabs Power and they start begin to trade punches. Chris grabs Power arm looking for a Irish whip, Power is using his strength to stop the Irish whip attempt. Hessian tries harder, but Power grabs the arm of Chris and he reverses it, Power kicks Chris in the gut. Power grabs Chris!! HE’S GOING FOR A POWERBOMB!! HE LIFTS CHRIS UP IN THE SKY!! THIS COULD BE IT!! CHRIS IS SENT INTO THE CANVAS WITH A POWERBOMB!!! IT’S OVER!!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!! POWER HOOKS THE LEGS OF CHRIS!!

ONE!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!

ETR: Power sits up in disbelief as he makes it to his feet. Power goes over and he tags in Speedy. Speedy grabs Chris Hessian and he Irish whips Chris into the corner of the ring. Speedy puts his boot to the neck of Chris. As the ref counts to five for the count. ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!! FOUR!! Speedy, breaks the hold. Speedy grabs the arm of Chris and he sends him against the ropes. WAIT DUBIAN TAPPED THE SHOULDER OF CHRIS. HE’S NOW THE LEGAL MAN. SPEEDY GRABS THE HEAD OF CHRIS AND HE SENDS CHRIS DOWN INTO THE CANVAS FOR A DDT!!! DUBIAN IS STILL THE LEGAL MAN, BUT ONLY THE REF SAW IT! SPEEDY IS UP IN THE CORNER OF THE RING AND HE IS SCREAMING FOR CHRIS HESSIAN TO MAKE IT TO HIS FEET.

ETR: Chris turns around and Speedy goes for a clothesline, BUT WAIT A SECOND! OUT OF NOWHERE, POWER COMES IN AND HE SPEARS SPEEDY ONTO THE MAT?!?!

Deadprez: What the hell is going on here?! POWER JUST SPEARED THE HELL OUT OF SPEEDY! AND NOW POWER SLIDES OUTSIDE THE RING AND HEADS UP THE RAMP AS DEVAN IS SITTING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLES AS HE DROPS DOWN FOR THE AIR BOURNE AND IT CONNECTS!!! NOW A PIN OVER SPEEDY!

ONE!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!

THRRE–

THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(Devan’s music hits as Power is shown standing on the entrance ramp with an evil smirk on his face)

ETR: ITS OVER!! WHAT A MATCH!!!… But I’m still confused about Power attacking his own partner! He basically cost Speedy his National Extreme Championship!

(Devan Dubian is handed the National Extreme Championship as he celebrates with Chris Hessian)

Deadprez: Indeed, he did and I think this might just be the start of something new for Power and Speedy! BUT WAIT A SECOND! POWER IS COMING BACK TOWARD THE RING, ETR! WHAT IS HE DOING?!

(Power slides back into the ring, as Dubian and Chris slide out of the ring and walk backstage, looking on as Power stares down at Speedy)

ETR: HOLY SHIT! POWER IS GRABBING SPEEDY BACK ONTO HIS FEET AND HE POWERBOMBS HIM ONTO THE MAT! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS? HAS POWER GONE MAD?

Deadprez: I don’t think it’s over, ETR! Power still holds onto Speedy as he lifts him in the air again for another POWERBOMB!! AND THEN ANOTHER!! POWER IS GOING CRAZY AS HE KEEPS POWERBOMBING SPEEDY BACK AND FORTH ONTO THE MAT! BACK OF SPEEDY’S HEAD MUST BE IN PAIN!

ETR: Finally Power stops after hitting 5 powerbombs on Speedy! And I don’t know what to say about this anymore… Certainly Speedy won’t be happy IF he ever wakes up from that brutal attack from Power!

Deadprez: Let’s hope we find out answers after P4P! THE BIGGEST EVENT IN THIS INDUSTRY!

(Power stands over Speedy again, staring down on him as he grabs his Interwire Championship then hoists it up over his head, while still looking down on Speedy’s unconscious body)

(Camera fades backstage to Matt Daniels’ office, as a camera man peeks into the open door, showing Matt talking on his cell phone)

Matt Daniels: I’m gonna find out who is controlling Power’s contract… TONIGHT… This thing has been going on way too long and it’s becoming a major distraction to not only him, but each and every one of his opponents… and he’s becoming dangerous…..

Matt Daniels: Yeah… he keeps jumping to conclusions… Later on, I’m GOING to find out, and reveal who this guy is. I’ve had just about enough of all this…

(Matt Daniels hangs up his phone, and catches a glimpse of the camera man at his door)

(Daniels gets up, and approaches the door, as the camera man backs away)

Matt Daniels: Oh… hello? Did you get everything you wanted to hear? Done snooping around now, huh?

Camera man(from behind the camera): Hey, look, I’m just doing my job…

Matt Daniels: Mhm… and I’m the reason you HAVE a job… So please, get out of my sight before that changes…

Camera man: Yes sir…

(Camera man walks away as the camera fades back out to the arena)

(Camera transitions to the Ring Announcer standing in the middle of the ring with 10 extremists)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is the 24/7, 10 MAN OVER THE TOP ROPE BATTLE ROYAL!!!!… The winner of this match will receive a CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH at any time of their choosing, for ANY championship in Extreme Answers Wrestling!

Ring Announcer: Introducing to you at this time… the participants of the FIRST EVER 24/7 Battle Royal… Viper!!… Mr. Insult!!… Carnage!!!… Doni Prasdana! Killswitch! Marq Banks!!… Nick Angel! MosesX!! The Straight Edge Crow!!… and Erik Yung!!

Deadprez: Well I guess we’re set to go! Deadprez and ETR of the Showdown crew, here to call this match… And really, any single one of these men can come out victorious! This is an interesting concept, and can really change the face of EAW!

ETR: Well let’s take a look at the rules for the 24/7 Battle Royal… I think now’s a good time to review!

(A graphic shows up on the screen, listing the rules and terms of the 24/7 Battle Royal)

ETR: It’s a 10 man over the top Battle Royal… the winner of this match gets a championship shot for any championship he may want in EAW. Now, the winner of this match can go ahead and cash in right away, getting himself a title match… OR.. he can decide to wait for a better time!

Deadprez: If the winner decides to wait… he must also remember that the championship shot is under 24/7 rules! So anyone can pin the holder of the championship shot at any time and rob it from them!

ETR: Very interesting indeed… but these guys are itching to get hold of each other! I think we’re about to see this thing kick off!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: And we’re off! Ten different men in the ring at the same time for a chance at a championship.. and Pain For Pride, no less! You can’t beat it! Erik Yung is backing Doni Prasdana into the corner…but Doni gives Erik a nice shove, trying to get some offense started! In the adjacent corner, Marq Banks has Moses by the legs, trying to tip him over the top rope and down to the floor!

ETR: Doni Prasdana takes Erik into a headlock… and he transitions Erik into the corner, turning it around now as he lifts him up and drops him on the top rope, trying to push him over, but naturally, Erik’s putting up a pretty good fight to stay in this match! This means a lot to each and every single one of these guys! Erik hammers a few Elbow shots into the skull of Doni, and he’s able to get himself out of danger! He returns to the ring, and firing a few extra shots to the skull of Doni Prasdana who fades slowly to his knees!

Deadprez: Nick Angel has Marq Banks down now on the other side of the ring firing some forearm shots to keep him on the mat! Erik Yung is back on the attack with Doni Prasdana, trying to tip him over the top once again! This is close, Doni’s teetering on that top rope and Erik is firing in some HARD right hands trying to knock him over and take him out of this match! But hold on! We’ve got Straight Edge Crow and Marq Banks double teaming on MosesX, trying to take him out as well! Hard to keep track of all the action going on right now, as Doni lands a kick to the side of Erik Yung’s head that nearly knocks him senseless! Doni able to save himself from that possible elimination early on!

ETR: Straight Edge Crow and Marq Banks send MosesX off the ropes… and Crow goes to throw a clothesline, but Moses hangs onto the ropes as he prevents himself from bouncing back right into that clothesline! But heads up! Marq Banks tries to bring Crow into a Suplex!!… BUT CROW LANDS ON HIS FEET!!… AND A DROPKICK FROM BEHIND THAT SENDS MARQ RIGHT AT MOSES… AND MOSES DUCKS HIS SHOULDER, FLIPPING MARQ BANKS UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! HE CRASHES DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!

Ring Announcer: Marq Banks has been eliminated!

Deadprez: Well with one gone, we’ve got NINE men left for a chance at the title! And look at this… MosesX yelling out at Marq Banks… TAUNTING him as he lays out on the ringside floor– WATCH OUT MOSES!!!… STRAIGHT EDGE CROW TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE DISTRACTION AND TIPS MOSESX OVER THE TOP ROPE, RIGHT ALONG WITH MARQ BANKS!!!

ETR: And with that, in the last 5 seconds or so, we went from 10 men, right down to 8!! But hey, what the hell?! I don’t think the referee saw MosesX hit the floor!! He was tending to Marq Banks, who landed hard on his shoulder.. and therefore did NOT see Moses be eliminated!! And Moses RE-ENTERS the ring!! He drives a forearm shot to the back of Straight Edge Crow, and takes him down to the canvas! He’s driving stomps into his midsection, taking revenge on that near elimination! And look at Killswitch! Killswitch is out on the apron, nearly being eliminated from this match! While Erik Yung is working on Carnage over in the corner! And Erik brings Carnage across the ring and BASHES his skull into the top turnbuckle!

Deadprez: Erik Yung is damaging Carnage in the corner now… as Carnage drops to his knees after that shot, Erik Yung is hammering his knees into Carnage’s ribs… just wearing and tearing away at his stamina and his drive in this match, and that’s the goal as he continues to work on him! Killswitch has saved himself and he’s driving some punches into Viper, as Viper is seated over in the corner… MosesX has Crow down… as he lifts him up by the back of his neck… and Moses WHIPS Crow into the corner! And charges in after him! But Crow hits Moses with a shoulder as he charges in, and lifts himself to the top rope!!… Moses rushes toward him to knock him off! But Crow LEAPS over Moses as MosesX goes crashing into the turnbuckles!

ETR: Crow takes Moses and lifts him over the top rope, placing him on that top rope as the rope sits between his legs… Crow SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND HITS A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO MOSES AS HE SITS ON THE TOP ROPE, KNOCKING HIM OFF AND HE GOES TUMBLING DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!… MosesX is eliminated NOW!!

Ring Announcer: MosesX has been eliminated!

Deadprez: Now look at this… Mr. Insult is HAMMERING away at Straight Edge Crow… and Erik Yung wants in on some of this too! Yung holds Crow’s arms behind his back as he allows Insult to TEE OFF! Crow is trying to kick Insult away from him… but Insult grabs him by the neck… and LIFTS HIM UP!!! AND THROW HIM OVER THE TOP!!! INSULT DOMINATING!!!… Wait, look! Straight Edge Crow is hanging onto the top rope!!…. HEY WHAT THE HELL?! LOOK AT MOSESX!! HE’S STILL OUT HERE AND HE’S TRYING TO PRY STRAIGHT EDGE CROW OFF THE TOP ROPE, TRYING TO SCREW HIM OVER ONCE AGAIN!!!… AND HE’S PULLING AT HIS LEGS… MOSES RIPS STRAIGHT EDGE CROW FROM THAT TOP ROPE!!! HE’S ELIMINATED!!!

Ring Announcer: Straight Edge Crow has been eliminated!

ETR: I can’t believe it! MosesX just pulled Straight Edge Crow off the apron, when it was CLEAR that Crow probably would have been able to save himself if it weren’t for MosesX meddling in this match after he was already eliminated! And that’s the second time, too! Insult is working on Doni Prasdana in the corner… but Nick Angel comes up from behind Mr. Insult and drives in a forearm!!… But on the other side of the ring it seems Viper has taken over control of Killswitch… as Nick Angel throws Mr. Insult into the corner! Carnage is working on Erik Yung… a right hand into Yung and knocks him toward Doni Prasdana! Doni takes Erik Yung out with a clothesline!

Deadprez: Now Insult… Mr. Insult is in a bit of trouble as Nick Angel is trying to tip him over the top rope… But hey look out for Erik Yung!! Fighting back against Carnage as he tosses him over the top rope, but Carnage catches himself, trying to skin that cat and get back into this ring as Yung tries to push him off the ropes and down to the floor! Viper, meanwhile, attempts to whip Killswitch across the ring… but Killswitch turns it around with a Reverse Irish Whip and Viper hits the turnbuckles! Killswitch charges in toward Viper… but Viper ducks his shoulder and sends Killswitch over the top rope with a Back Body Drop!!

ETR: AND VIPER WITH A HUGE BACKFLIP KICK!!! HUGE BACKFLIP KICK FROM VIPER!!! AND IT KNOCKS KILLSWITCH DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!… Wait, Killswitch keeps one leg up on the apron… only one foot touches the floor!!.. And he quickly pulls himself back up to the apron as he delivers a Shoulder Thrust through the ropes and into Viper’s midsection, saving himself from danger there!!… AND KILLSWITCH LEAPS UP!!! KILLSWITCH LEAPS UP AND TAKES VIPER INTO A HURRICANRANA POSITION!!! AND HE WHIPS VIPER OUT OF THE RING, BUT LOOK AT THIS!! THE HURRICANRANA TAKES KILLSWITCH OUT AS WELL!!!… BOTH KILLSWITCH AND VIPER GO FLYING OUT OF THE RING AS KILLSWITCH TAKES BOTH HIMSELF AND VIPER OUT WITH A HUGE HURRICANRANA!!! THEY BOTH HIT THE FLOOR!!!!…

Ring Announcer: Viper and Killswitch have been eliminated!

Deadprez: Damn! That was one sick Hurricanrana from Killswitch! So big it not only took Viper out, but if took HIMSELF out of the ring! Longtime friend of Killswitch, Mr. Insult now is on the top rope, and Nick Angel may have Insult in a bit of trouble… never a good thing to be sitting on the top rope with a man looking to throw you to the floor sending right hands into you… Carnage is on his knees… as Erik Yung brings Doni into a big Fisherman Suplex! Doni Prasdana is down… and Erik Yung turns his attention toward Carnage! Erik sends a fierce kick into Carnage as he lays on the canvas, he’s trying to push him down to the floor under that bottom rope! But whoa!! Heads up over on the other side of the ring as Mr. Insult is able to take advantage of Nick Angel! Nick Angel hits the canvas!

ETR: And Carnage is STILL hanging on… but hey, heads up for Doni Prasdana! Doni is up behind Erik… and hits the ropes… and hits him with a Swinging Neckbreaker as Erik was trying to take out Carnage! Doni takes Erik Yung down! And now Doni is heading up to the top rope! Doni’s on the top rope and he’s measuring up Erik Yung! Shooting Star Press time?! The crowd’s into it! He’s got em in the palm of his hand!! But Insult is coming at Doni!!!… AND DONI INSTEAD DECIDES TO LEAP AT INSULT!!! STANDING MOONSAULT!!!! DONI PRASDANA TAKES OUT MR. INSULT WITH A BIG STANDING MOONSAULT!!! But Nick Angel is on the attack now!!… Doni swings a clothesline at Nick Angel, but Nick ducks under it! Doni hits the ropes….

Deadprez: AND NICK CHARGES AT HIM!!! A CLOTHESLINE!!! A CLOTHESLINE THAT TAKES DONI PRASDANA OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BRINGS HIM DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! DONI PRASDANA ELIMINATED BY NICK ANGEL!!!

Ring Announcer: Doni Prasdana has been eliminated!

Deadprez: Nick Angel has just been struck with a sudden burst of momentum!! He charges at Carnage, who is still near the ropes and hits a HUGE DROPKICK!! And it nearly sends Carnage through the ropes and down to the floor.. but Carnage is STILL hanging on! Four men left in this thing… Carnage… Mr. Insult, Nick Angel and Erik Yung. And now Nick Angel heads straight for Erik Yung!! A big Running STO!!! Nick Angel standing tall in this match right now! The winner will get themselves a championship match, so its a big match, indeed… Erik Yung returns to his feet rather quickly.. and attempts to send Nick to the ropes! But Nick turns it around, Nick Angel with the Reverse Irish Whip as Erik Yung is sent toward the ropes.. and COLLIDES WITH CARNAGE WHO WAS STANDING OUT ON THE APRON AFTER HANGING ON ALL THIS TIME!!! AND FINALLY, CARNAGE IS KNOCKED OFF BY ERIK YUNG, AFTER BEING WHIPPED INTO CARNAGE BY NICK ANGEL!!!

Ring Announcer: Carnage has been eliminated!

ETR: Three men left!! Insult, Erik Yung and Nick Angel!! And Nick Angel hits a kick to the gut!!… And takes Erik Yung down with an Inverted Headlock Backbreaker! Mr. Insult charges at Nick now… and Nick Angel ducks the shoulder, taking Insult to the canvas with a Back Body Drop! Erik Yung is in trouble, Mr. Insult is in trouble and Nick Angel is dominating here with only 3 men left!!!…. Both men up to their feet now, as Nick Angel brings Erik into a Side Headlock… Insult is up as Erik keeps the headlock intact and takes Mr. Insult into a Headscissors at the same time! He takes em both down! Two for the price of one for Nick Angel and this kid is lookin great!

Deadprez: He’s gotta find a way to get these guys over the top rope though! Erik Yung is up… and Angle goes for the Irish Whip… but Yung with the reversal as Angel hits the ropes!!… AND ANGEL RUNS RIGHT INTO INSULT!!!… KICK TO THE GUT!! AND MR. INSULT WITH THE ULTIMATE INSULT!!! MR. INSULT HITS THE ULTIMATE INSULT ON NICK ANGEL AND STOPS HIS MOMENTUM DEAD IN HIS TRACKS!!!… And now Erik Yung is gonna join in, and start stomping into Nick Angel like there’s no tomorrow! Insult is gonna help out and they’re gonna team up for a bit on Nick Angel!

ETR: Insult and Erik Yung lift Nick Angel to his feet… and they lead him toward the ropes! They’re gonna try and tip him over!!… But Angel throws an elbow into Yung… and tries to fight away from Mr. Insult!! He’s fading very quickly, especially after taking that Ultimate Insult maneuver… but he’s still got a lot of fight in him! Angel grabs Erik and whips him to the ropes… he LEAPS UP FOR A DROPKICK, but Erik Yung catches himself on the ropes and Nick Angel gets nothing but air with that dropkick! Erik Yung and Mr. Insult are back on the attack now! They lift Angel back to his feet… and they’re charging him toward the ropes!!!— HANG ON NICK ANGEL!!!

Deadprez: Angel won’t quit! He’s not gonna be eliminated! He’s hanging on like his life depends on this match as he’s being double teamed by Mr. Insult and Erik Yung… Nick Angel lands on the apron.. and rolls under the bottom rope, back into the ring. Insult and Yung are beginning to become frustrated, as they lift Nick Angel to his feet yet again… and they’re gonna send him into the ropes on the other side of the ring! He bounces back as Insult and Yung charge with a Double Clothesline!!… But Nick Angel ducks under it! He comes back at both of them— DUAL CLOTHESLINE!!! NICK ANGEL COMES BACK WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE OF HIS OWN AFTER THE ATTEMPT FROM ERIK YUNG AND MR. INSULT!!

ETR: Nick Angel jumps to his feet!! He’s got the control of this match back in his possession… and he’s gonna go for Mr. Insult! He’s gonna try to lift Insult and tip him over the top rope! Mr. Insult is the most experienced man left in this ring… and he’s not gonna go out easy! But look at Erik Yung from behind!!…. Erik Yung from behind is gonna try to lift Nick Angel over the top along with Mr. Insult!! He wants to win this thing right here and NOW!!… Insult is hanging on by a thread!! Nick Angel falls to the apron!!!… But I don’t think either one of them as gonna go out, as they’re both able to roll back into the ring!

Deadprez: Mr. Insult returns to his feet, as Erik Yung takes the fight to Nick Angel… the double team effort is gonna continue now, as both Insult and Yung take Nick Angel and lift him up to the top rope! He’s perched on that top rope in the corner, as Insult and Yung look to take Angel out of this thing already! And Mr. Insult is gonna hang up Nick Angel in a Tree of Woe… sending brutal stomps to the face and the midsection of Nick Angel… he’s really getting beat up now… Angel is hung up… and Insult is calling for Erik Yung to hit Angel with a low dropkick as he’s hung upside down from that top rope in the corner!!… Erik Yung takes a few steps back… and comes charging forward!!!…

ETR: AND MR. INSULT TAKES OUT ERIK YUNG WITH A MONSTER CLOTHESLINE!!!! HE ASKED ERIK FOR THAT DROPKICK, BUT HE TAKES HIM OUT BEFORE IT CAN BE DELIVERED AND MR. INSULT GOES THE BENEDICT ARNOLD ROUTE ON ERIK YUNG, TURNING ON HIM IN THIS MATCH AFTER DOUBLE TEAMING NICK ANGEL WITH HIM FOR THE LAST 5 MINUTES OR SO OF THIS CONTEST!!! AND INSULT TAKES OVER CONTROL!!!

Deadprez: Erik Yung slowly rises toward a standing base… and Insult takes him by the back of the head… and BRINGS HIM TOWARD THE ROPES!!! INSULT THROWS ERIK YUNG OVER THE TOP!!!!….. AND INSULT THINKS HE ELIMINATED YUNG, BUT YUNG LANDS ON THE APRON!!!…. Mr. Insult turns his attention toward Angel, who is sending punches toward Mr. Insult! Mr. Insult kicks Angel in the gut… and he’s gonna bring him in for the Ultimate Insult again!!… But wait! Nick Angel takes Insult down with a Double Leg Takedown… and he’s gonna Catapult Mr. Insult into the turnbuckles now!!!… The catapult!! Insult is sent into the ropes, as he’s hung up near the top rope!

ETR: AND LOOK AT ERIK YUNG!!! HE SHOVES INSULT OFF OF THE TOP ROPE IN THE CORNER, AND MR. INSULT FALLS FROM THE TOP ROPE, DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!! MR. INSULT ELIMINATED BY ERIK YUNG!!! A BIT OF REVENGE FROM ERIK YUNG NOW!!!

Ring Announcer: Mr. Insult has been eliminated!!!

Deadprez: And now there’s only TWO!!! Nick Angel and Erik Yung!! The last two men left in this thing!

(Camera fades to ringside showing an EAW Official speaking with the ring announcer)

Deadprez: Nick Angel is trying to eliminate Erik Yung and win this thing! Erik Yung spills over to the apron!

(Camera fades over to the Ring Announcer again, as the official continues speaking with him)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen… I have been informed that one last entrant has been added to this match!!….

(Short pause)

(Undefined’s music hits)

ETR: WHA?!?! UNDEFINED?!

Deadprez: Oh man! It really is him!! Undefined is coming down to the ring, as Erik Yung has Nick Angel in a leg scissors!! Erik Yung is halfway over the top rope, and he has Nick Angel tied up in a legscissors!! And Undefined hits the ropes, as ERIK YUNG TAKES NICK ANGEL!!! AND HE BRINGS NICK OVER THE TOP WITH THE LEGSCISSORS!!! ERIK YUNG BRINGS NICK ANGEL TO THE FLOOR, FLIPPING HIM OVER THE TOP WITH HIS LEGS!!! WHAT ATHLETICISM!!!…

Ring Announcer: Nick Angel has been eliminated!!

ETR: BUT LOOK OUT FOR UNDEFINED!!!!… ERIK YUNG IS CELEBRATING IN THE RING, AS UNDEFINED COMES UP FROM BEHIND!!!!… AND UNDEFINED CLOTHESLINES ERIK YUNG TO THE OUTSIDE!!! ERIK YUNG IS GONE?! UNDEFINED WON THIS?!?! HE ACTUALLY WINS?!?!?!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: The winner of the FIRST EVER 24/7 Battle Royal match… UNDEFINEDDDDD!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: And Erik Yung is LIVID!!! He’s going insane on the outside as Undefined is running around the ring celebrating!!… Wait… heads up guys… Erik Yung is sliding back into the ring!!… AND UNDEFINED TURNS AROUND!!!… THE WASTELAND!!! ERIK YUNG HITS THE WASTELAND ON UNDEFINED!!!… AND UNDEFINED HITS THE CANVAS… ERIK YUNG SHOVES HIS FOREARM INTO THE FACE OF UNDEFINED, AND THE REFEREE’S GONNA COUNT THIS PIN!!! THE 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT… IS UNDER 24/7 RULES!!! ERIK YUNG IS GONNA TAKE IT RIGHT BACK!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: The winner… and the NEWW holder of the 24/7 Championship match…. ERIKKKKKKK YUNNNGGGGG!!!!!…..

ETR: Damn! I thought for a second there that Undefined was gonna win that in his triumphant return! But Erik Yung immediately recognizing that this title shot is under 24/7 rules… and overturns this match tonight, making sure he got what shoulda been his right outta the gate! Erik Yung wins this thing… and he’s the holder of the 24/7 Championship match!

(Montage of past CITV matches are played)

(Highlights from the careers of tonight’s participants are played)

Promo Announcer: The Cash in the Vault Ladder match… has the potential to change the careers of extremists, and skyrocket their careers to levels never before imagined…

(Highlights of WWEFan winning the Undisputed Hardcore Championship are played)

Promo Announcer: To take ones career to new heights… heights that soar above the average extremist…

(Highlights of Extreme Enigma doing a Swanton Bomb through a ladder are shown, along with his first EAW Championship victory)

Promo Announcer: And to cement ones place at the top of the food chain…

(Hurricane Hawk is shown winning the World Heavyweight Championship)

Promo Announcer: But the Cash in the Vault ladder match… by no means leads to complete security….

(WWEFan is shown losing his championship, and Hurricane Hawk is shown being expelled from EAW)

Promo Announcer: While it takes much talent to win a match like this… only the best know how to turn it into a career full of success and overcoming their obstacles… and tonight… we see eight more men put to the test… and ONE will walk out with these wonderful opportunities… but at the same time… they face a fierce challenge….

( Camera pans back into the ring area, where the entire arena lights turn green, while the ladders are shown being set; 3 on the stage,6 lined up on the side of the ramp, 2 in the ring and 5 surrounded )

( Camera then zooms up close to focuses on the Cash in the Vault Briefcase hanging 20 feet above the ring, then shows the ring announcer standing in the center of the ring )

Ring Announcer: The following match is the CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE MATCH! The objective of this match is to climb up one of the ladders surrounded by and inside the ring and grab the briefcase up above! The winner will receive any title match opportunity, anywhere or any place up into Pain For Pride 5!!

(An assembly of dollar bills spread all throughout the arena, hitting the fans as fireworks go off)

(Ryan Mason music hits)

Ring Announcer: AND entering first from Tallahassee, Florida and weighing at 230 POOOUNDSS… RYAAANNNNNN MAAAASOOOOON!!!

(Alex Anderson music hits as he comes down in his special jacket, with shiny jewelry all over with)

Ring Announcer: And entering second from Charlotte, North Carolina and weighing at 225 POUNDSSSSSSS, ALEX ANDEEEEEERRRRRRSOOOOONNNNN!!!

(Mr. Blood music hits, as he’s coming down with his striped shirt on and brand new metallic mask on)

Ring Announcer: And entering third from Detroit, Michigan and weighing at 315 PPPOUNNDNSS… MISSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BLOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!

(Scott Diamond music hits as he comes down with a huge diamond shaped chain around his
neck, and a very determined look on his face)

Ring Announcer: And entering forth, from Long Island, New York and weighing at 225 POOOUNNNDSSS… SCOTT DIAMOOOOOOOOONDDDDD!!!!!!

(Superior Quality 85 music hits, as he comes down with graphic designed glasses on, with the letter “SQ” being motioned on them)

Ring Announcer: and entering fifth, from Fife, Scotland and weighing at 227 PPPOUNDSSS… SUPERRRIOOORRR QUALLLITTTYYY!!!

(The Prince of Phenomenal music hits as he’s coming down in his brand new silver and blue hoody jacket, with jewelry shaped letters on the back of it, saying “POP.”

Ring Announcer: and entering sixth, from South Beach, Florida and weighing at 220 PPPOUNNDSS…. THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL!!!

(Vic Vendetta music hits, as he comes down in his regular attire, but huge fire pyro’s go off as poses on the entrance ramp, leaving everyone astounded)

Ring Announcer: And entering seventh, from Orlando, Florida and weighing at 260 PPPOUNNDSS…. VICCC VENDETTTAAA!!!

(Alexander Da Vinci music hits as he comes down with his sledge hammer in hand, taking his time getting down the ramp as everyone in the ring stares at him with that sledge hammer)

Ring Announcer: and entering, LAST, from Los Angeles, California and weighing at 265 PPPOUNNDSS… ALEXANDER DA VINCIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

Deadprez: Each man are staring at the prize and looking around at that ladder as this match is going to get underway!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

ETR: Oh boy! We have that moment here! That one moment you experience every single Pain for Pride when all 8 CITV entrants are standing in the middle of the ring! Look! All of a sudden ADV pounces! Sending right hands to the jaws of Blood, then AA, then Manson, then SQ, he’s making a path right to his rival Vic Vendetta! Vic flees the ring as ADV takes down all the other CITV competitors! ADV looks over the ropes to grab Vic but…OH! VIC CRACKS A STEEL CHAIR RIGHT OVER ADV’S SKULL! ADV staggers back…

Deadprez: The other 6 men are brawling it out…except for Scott Diamond who comes out of nowhere nailing ADV with a Brough Kick right to the jaw! ADV rolls to the outside. SQ and POP are trading punches in the ring while Mr. Blood has Alex Anderson in the corner sending clubbing blows into his ribcage. SQ goes for a haymaker at POP, but he ducks and nails him with a dropkick sending him falling to the outside! What do we have here now? Ryan Manson has a ladder and he slides it into the ring! As soon as the ladder comes to a stop…NO!

ETR: Blood kicks AA in the gut and body slams him down right onto the steel! Meanwhile we have Scott Diamond setting up a table on the outside of the ring…these men are going all out here tonight! Scott then grabs another ladder and slides into the ring, setting it up on the corner…but look here! Before Scott can react POP hit’s a flying Shoulder Thrust sending him right back into that ladder! POP steps back for a moment and runs forward for a Shining Wizard!…BUT SCOTT ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND POP CRASHES & BURNS!

Deadprez: POP rolls to the outside with several other brawling competitors! Meanwhile Blood steps onto the apron…and NAILS an axe handle right to the head of Alex Anderson! SQ has something in mind here as he looks to the outside where 6 men are brawling as he sets up a ladder in the ring…oh no…SQ climbs to the very top! This can’t end well! BUT LOOK! IT’S RYAN MANSON! MANSON RUNS OVER AND TIPS THE LADDER FORWARD! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! SQ IS SENT FLYING…

ETR: AND HE CRASHES DOWN ON THE OTHER SIX COMPETITORS! Ryan Manson is in the clear! He’s the only one in the ring! Manson sets the ladder in the middle of the ring and begins scaling the rungs…he’s going to do it! Ryan Manson is going to grab the CITV briefcase! NO WAIT! Here comes Vic Vendetta! And he has yet another ladder as he bashes it into the back of Ryan stopping him in his tracks on that ladder! Vic sets up his ladder right next to the one Manson’s on…and he climbs to the top! Vic is almost there as he reaches up for the prize!

Deadprez: But Manson stops him with a shot to the gut! And here comes ADV climbing the ladder parallel to Vic! Three men are standing atop these two ladders with the briefcase inches away slugging it out! Vic and ADV are at each other’s throats, but look at Manson! He uses the distraction and uses his foot to TIP OVER THE LADDER HOLDING ADV AND VIC! THESE MEN GO FLUYING AND CRASHING DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE!

ETR: Manson is in the clear once again! All he has to do is unhook that briefcase…BUT LOOK! SQ85! HE springboards off the top rope and lands right on that ladder! SQ climbs to the top and sends several shots right into the mush of Manson! SQ climbs to the tip top of that ladder as he sends a kick right to the abdomen of Manson…OH GOD NOT THIS! NOT THIS! THINK ABOUT THE REST OF THIS MATCH! THIS ABOUT YOUR CAREER! SQ loads Manson up on the top of this ladder and….

Deadprez: QUALITY DRIVER!!!!!!!! SQ CONNECTS WITH THE QUALITY DRIVER FROM THE TOP OF THAT 20 FOOT LADDER! GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!! Both men are down! Both men are out! We need EMT’s out here right now! NOW DAMNIT!

ETR: No way! This match rages on as Mr. Blood is on the outside…stalking AA…waiting for him to rise…AND HE GETS IT! THE MANDIBLE CLAW RIGHT INTO THE MOUTH OF AA! Blood has him up against the ring post and isn’t letting go! AA is fading…NO! Blood releases the hold and is going for the Pentacle Punishment! HE’S GOING FOR IT ALL RIGHT HERE! But look! AA spins out and kicks Blood in the gut! TWIST OF FATE! TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS ON MR. BLOOD!!!

Deadprez: Blood is down and AA is fighting! AA is using all his strength to pick up the lifeless carcass of Mr. Blood…AA sets blood on the table Scott set up earlier in the match! Oh no, what’s this? AA rolls into the ring and he’s the only one there! C’mon AA! Climb the ladder! Seize your destiny! NOOOOO! AA stops and climbs up to the top rope! AND LOOKS OUT TO THE CROWD FOR A MOMENT…HE LOOKS DOWN AT BLOOD…

ETR: AND HE JUMPS! AA JUMPS NAILING THAT LEGDROP ON BLOOD SENDING HIM CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE! HOLY HELL!!! So many men are laid out here! Everyone is down…except for Scott Diamond! Scott rolls into the ring ready to win this match…BUT LOOK! IT’S POP! POP HAS BEEN THE ROCK OF THIS MATCH AS HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A SENTON!!!!

Deadprez: But Scott catches him! SCOTT CATCHES HIM ON LOADS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS…COLD HARD JUSTICE CONNECTS! THAT CRUCIFIX POWER BOMB RIGHT OUT OF THE RING TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!

ETR: POP is in serious pain after being bombed onto the floor! Meanwhile Scott is now in pursuit for the CITV briefcase! He’s the only one on his feet and he is climbing that ladder in the middle of the ring! Scott is going for it! HE’S ABOUT TO CLAIM HIS DESTINY!!! HE’S ABOUT TO DO IT!!!

Deadprez: BUT WAIT A SECOND!! ADV SLIDES BACK INSIDE THE RING WITH THAT SLEDGE HAMMER IN HIS HAND AND HE QUICKLY THROWS THE TIP OF THE SLEDGE HAMMER INTO SCOTT’S LEG AND HE DROPS HIM DOWN ON THE MAT!!!

ETR: Scott is in serious pain as he’s holding his leg, and ADV isn’t finished as he keeps hammering that leg of Scott back and forth! Scott can’t handle the pain!! AND NOW ADV GRABS SCOTT UP ONTO HIS FEET AND HE BANGS HIS HEAD RIGHT OFF THE LADDER! AND I BELIEVE SCOTT IS BUSTED OPEN NOW!!

Deadprez: BUT AS ADV TURNS AROUND, AA IS BACK UP INSIDE THE RING AND HE’S GOING FOR THE TWIST OF FATE ON ADV!! BUT ADV PUSHES AA RIGHT INTO SUPERIOR QUALITY AS HE GETS HIMSELF UP AND SQ CATCHES AA INTO THE QUALITY DRIVER, AND AA IS LAID OUT!

ETR: But now SQ and ADV are trading punches in the ring, but meanwhile Vic Vendetta has a ladder set up outside the ring and he’s climbing it as both ADV and SQ continue to trade punches… AND VIC IS CLIMBING TO THE VERY TOP FROM OUTSIDE THE RING AS B OTH ADV AND SQ TURN THEIR HEADS, VIC JUMPS IN THE AIR AND LANDS ON TOP OF BOTH ADV AND SUPERIOR QUALITY!!!

Deadprez: All three men are down, and Mister Blood is outside the ring and he’s going crazy as he’s looking for something under the ring and uh oh! BLOOD HAS A BAG OF THUMB TACKS IN HIS HAND!! But Ryan Mason CHARGES at Blood, but BLOOD DODES AND HE HEADBUTTS MASON WITH THAT METALLIC MASK HE HAS ON!!! Ryan is blinded by that mask as Blood scrapes that bag of thumb tacks over Ryan’s eyes! OUCH! RYAN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND NOW BLOOD ELBOWS HIM AND DROPS HIM ON THE FLOOR!!

ETR: Blood is now spreading those thumb tacks all over the ring, as he grabs another bag of thumb tacks… This man is crazy! Now he’s grabbing Ryan Mason back up onto his feet for a piledriver onto those thumb tacks!

Deadprez: BUT HERE COMES VIC VENDETTA AS HE SAVES RYAN MASON AND STARTS POUNDING BACK AND FORTH INTO BLOOD’S CHEST! THEN VIC HITS A SPINEBUSTER ONTO BLOOD!! AND BLOOD IS KNOCKED ON THE MAT…

ETR: In the mean time, POP is back up on the outside as he grabs another table from under the ring and sets it up right beside the Voltage’s announce table… and now, what’s this?!? HE SETS A LADDER ON TOP OF THE TABLE!! WHAT IS HE THINKING?!!

Deadprez: Now POP is grabbing another ladder, and he sets it on top of the Voltage announce table, but what is POP trying to do?! He has two ladders near each other, and both setting on top of a table! He goes over by AA and grabs him by the hair and he’s about to set AA onto the Dynasty announce table but AA is fighting back! HE STARTS HITTING POP IN HIS RIBS WITH A COUPLE OF LEFTS AND RIGHTS THEN HE SWINGS POP INTO THE STEEL STEPS!

ETR: But now ADV slides onto the outside and joins the action as he grabs AA by the hair and bangs his head off the ring post!! ADV is trying to take out as many people he possibly can to be the last man standing! He then grabs POP in position for the LAST STAND!!! HE’S ABOUT TO HIT THE LAST STAND ONTO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING BUT SUPERIOR QUALITY OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A BARBED WIRE BAT AND CONNECTS IT INTO THE BACK OF ADV!! THE BAT IS STUCK ONTO ADV’S BACK AS SQ IS TRYING TO PULL IT OUT FROM UNDER NEATH HIS SKIN!! ADV’S IS SCREAMING IN AGONY AS YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD BEGINNING TO DRIP FROM HIS BACK!!! HIS SKIN LOOKS LIKE IT’S ABOUT TO BE PEELED OFF AS SQ IS STRUGGLING TO GET THAT BAT OFF FROM HIS BACK!

Deadprez: Superior Quality gives up on it after a while and just kicks that bat right back into ADV as he drops onto the floor!

ETR: In the ring, Ryan Manson and Vic are trading shots, but Vic gets the best out of them both as Blood is beginning to pull himself up then grabs fire matches out of his pocket:O! What is this? Blood who spread those thumb tacks all across, on the side of the ring and starting to light some matches! HE HAS THE MATCHES ON FIRE AS HE PLANTS IT ON THE THUMB TACKS, CAUSING A BIG FIRE TO ERUPT! THE ENTIRE RING IS SURROUNDED BY FIRE NOW!!!… Vic and Ryan Manson look very confused as they stare around the fire! Both try to break for the ladder as the fire motions toward them!… Vic goes on one side of the ladder, while Ryan takes the other side, and both men climb to the very top and start trading punches!

Deadprez: Not a very smart move as Blood is up and he moves toward them and he tips the ladder over as both men go crashing onto the outside on Superior Quality! KNOCKING HIM DOWN ON THE FLOOR!

ETR: And ADV still has that barbed wired bat stuck on his back! That shit has to hurt very badly, as it looks like Mr. Blood is going to win this thing! Fire is surrounding the entire ring and I doubt any one of the extremist want to slide into the ring of that hot boiling fire!!! AND MR. BLOOD KNOWS IT, HE’S ABOUT TO START CLIMBING THE LADDER!! HE’S MAKING HIS WAY UP THE LADDER!! HE’S ON THE TOP NOW WITH THE BRIEFCASE JUST RIGHT ABOVE HIM!! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS REACH FOR IT NOW!!! BLOOD HAS IT!!! HE’S ABOUT TO BE CROWNED MR. CASH IN THE VAULT!!!

Deadprez: BUT WAIT A SECOND!!! POP IS ON THE LADDER HE SET UP ON THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!! WHERE DID HE COME FROM!!! AND POP IS ON THE VERY TOP OF THE LADDER AND HE’S ABOUT TO JUMP INSIDE THE RING TO SAVE THE MATCH FROM BEING OVER!!! POP HOPS OFF THE LADDER AND HE DROPKICKS THE LADDER OVER!!! AND BLOOD FALLS ON THE TURNBUCKLES AS HIS HAND GETS CAUGHT IN THE FIRE ON THE EDGE OF THE RING!!! AND BLOOD IS GOING CRAZY AS HIS HAND IS ON FIRE!!! AND YOU CAN SEE THUMB TACKS ALL OVER HIS SKIN AS EAW MEDICAL STAFF EXTINGUISHES THE FIRE OUT, AND ALL AROUND THE RING!!!

ETR: Okay, so now everyone can finally get back inside the ring but the damage has surely been done here… POP just saved the entire match with a risky move but now Scott Diamond is finally back on his feet but barely walking after those sledge hammer shots from ADV…. And Scott grabs POP up to his feet and Irish whips him onto the ropes then hits a BIG BOOT ONTO HIS FACE!!!

Deadprez: Blood is seen holding his hand on the outside of the ring as he looks back toward the ring, and Scott Diamond is the only one on his feet until Alex Anderson hops back up and slides inside the ring and he goes for the SIDE EFFECT ON SCOTT DIAMOND!! BUT SCOTT COUNTERS IT INTO A DDT!! LAYING AA OUT ON THE MAT!…

ETR: Meanwhile, SQ and Vic are now going at it as they move toward the ramp and up the stage, near the 3 ladders set up… SQ throws an uppercut at Vic but HE DODGES! And VIC DROPS SQ AND BANGS HIS HEAD ON ONE OF THE LADDERS SET UP!!… Vic now goes behind the curtain and what is this? He pulls out another steel chair from behind!! And he hits SQ in the stomach with it then hammers his back!

Deadprez: Vic has the advantage here, but wait a second! SQ is fighting back! And he then hits a low blow on Vic as he turned his back! Never turn your back in these type of situations, and now SQ is climbing the ladder but Vic proceeds to as well as both men climb to the very top of the ladder! NOW THEY’RE BOTH TRADING PUNCHES AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! BUT SQ IS GETTING THE UPPER HAND AND HE SWINGS A HUGE RIGHT WHICH SMACKS VIC OFF THE LADDER!! BUT VIC IS ABLE TO GRAB ONTO THE NEXT LADDER IN FRONT OF THEM!! SQ THEN TRIES TO MOVE TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LADDER AND HE ENDS UP KICKING THE LADDER VIC IS ON AS IT TIPS OVER, CAUSING VIC TO CRASH DOWN BY THE ELECTRICAL DEVICES NEAR THE STAGE!!!

ETR: Vic is being shocked as those electrical devices go off on him, as SQ looks on with a very HUGE smile on his face, as he heads back toward the ring… SCOTT DIAMOND IS UP ON THE LADDER AND TRYING TO GRAB THE CITV BRIEFCASE!! BUT SQ WONT ALLOW IT AS HE CLIMBS UP THE LADDER WITH HIM, AND BOTH MEN SHARE PUNCHES!!1

Deadprez: But ADV is up in position with that wired bat still hanging on his back, but he doesn’t care at all! HE DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIS CONDITION NOW, HE WANTS THAT BRIEFCASE AS HE GRABS THAT LADDER POP SET UP ON THE TABLE AND HE FOLDS THE LADDER AND HE PULLS IT UP INSIDE THE RING AS IT KNOCKS THE LADDER OVER WHERE SCOTT AND SQ ARE STANDING ON AND BOTH FALL INSIDE THE RING!!!

ETR: BUT SQ GETS THE WORST OUT OF IT AS HE LANDS ON TOP OF THOSE THUMB TACKS, BLOOD HAD EARILER!! And now ADV grabs another table from the side of the ring and he sets it on top of the other table but out of nowhere, Mister Blood comes back into action and his ADV in his groin! BUT POP COMES BACK INTO PLAY AS HE GRABS THAT SLEDGE HAMMER, ADV HAD AND HE HITS BLOOD IN THE BACK THEN HE SETS BLOOD OVER THE TABLE ALONG WITH ADV! BUT HE HAS BLOOD ON THE SECOND TABLE, WHILE HE SETS ADV ON THE ONE ON THE VERY TOP!!

Deadprez: HOLY SHIT! AND NOW POP IS CLIMBING THE LADDER ON VOLTAGE’S COMMENTATOR TABLE AND HE’S ABOUT TO DO WHAT HE WANTED TO IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS MATCH!! HE HAS BOTH BLOOD SET UP AS HE CLIMBS THE VERY TOP AND HE HITS THE FROG SPLASH AS HE CRASHES ADV AND BLOOD BOTH THROUGH THE TABLE! HOLY SHIT!! THAT WAS AMAZING!!! POP WENT UP VERY HIGH IN THE AIR AS HE CRASHES THROUGH BOTH MEN!

ETR: All men are down as inside the ring, SQ is back on his feet but Ryan Mason ends up kicking SQ in the face, causing him to roll outside the ring, and while he rolls outside, his back catches thumb tacks! BUT NOW RYAN MANSON IS THE ONLY MAN STANDING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! NO ONE IS GOING TO RUIN THIS MOMENT FOR RYAN MANSON AS THIS NEWCOMER IS CLIMBING THE LADDER FOR THE CITV!! NO ONE IS TO BE SEEN AS HE’S CLIMBING THE LADDER!! RYAN IS GETTING UP THEIR SLOWLY NOW, AS HE REACHES UP AND HIS HAND HAS THE TIP OF THAT BRIEFCASE!! ONE MORE TRY AND RYAN MASON SHOULD HAVE IT!!

Deadprez: BUT WHAT IS THIS!?! VIC VENDETTA TIPS THE LADDER OVER!!! AND RYAN GOES CRAASHING ONTO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! WHERE DID VIC COME FROM!?! WE ALL THOUGHT VIC WAS DONE FOR IT BUT HE HAS HIS CHANCE TO GET TO THE BRIEFCASE NOW WITH EVERYONE DOWN!! BUT ADV IS SLIGHTLY MOVING ON THE OUTSIDE, AND VIC IS CLIMBING THE LADDER HIMSELF NOW… SCOTT DIAMOND TRIES TO HOLD VIC’S LEG BEFORE CLIMBING BUT VIC FIGHTS HIM OFF BY STOMPING HIM IN THE FACE!

ETR: And ADV IS SLIDING INTO THE RING SLOWLY WITH THAT WIRED BAT STILL STUCK ONTO HIM…. ADV IS TRYING TO CLIMB THE LADDER HIMSELF BUT AA COMES UP FORM BEHIND AND HE GRABS THAT WIRED BACK THAT’S STUCK ONTO ADV, AND ADV IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HE STOPS CLIMBING THE LADDER!!

Deadprez: but AA NEEDS TO STOP FOCUSING ON ADV AND GET TO VIC BECAUSE VIC IS ABOUT TO WIN!! HE’S INCHES CLOSE TO GRABBING THE BRIEFCASE AS HE REACHES FOR IT!! BUT JUST IN TIME, AA CLIMBS UP THE LADDER VASTLY AND HE PUNCHES VIC AS THEY BOTH START TO TRADE SHOTS!!…

ETR: But, ADV QUICKLY DISMISSES BOTH OF THEM AS HE FINALLY TAKES THE WIRED BAT OFF HIS BACK HIMSELF AND HE SWINGS THE BAT RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF AA’S HEAD!! AND IT’S STUCK INTO HIS HAIR AS ADV PULLS THE BAT AND AA’S HEAD IS JERKING BACK!! IT LOOKS LIKE ADV IS ABOUT TO RIP AA’S DAMN HEAD OFF!!

Deadprez: SCOTT IS UP THOUGH AND HE CHARGES AT ADV BUT ADV DODGES AND KICKS HIM IN THE GROIN FOR THE LAST STAND!!! IT CONNECTS PERFECTLY!!!

ETR: Meanwhile, now ADV pushes AA off the ladder and climbs it up himself and now he pushes Vic off, and Vic lands right on the ring ropes, as he holds himself before falling onto the outside!! And it looks like we have our winner, folks!!! ADV IS ON THE VERY TOP AND NO ONE TO STOP HIM!! HE LIFTS HIS ARMS UP SLOWLY FOR THE CASE AN— NO WAIT!! POP WITH ANOTHER HIGHFLYING MOVE, HE JUMPS ON THE RING ROPES AND LANDS HIMSELF RIGHT ON THE LADDER!!! AND ADV IS SHOCKED AS POP AND ADV START TRADING PUNCHES ON THE LADDER!! WHAT AN AMAZING MOVE BY POP!! AND POP IS GETTING THE BEST OUT OF THEM BOTH!!

Deadprez: NOW POP HITS A HUGE RIGHT HOOK ON ADV AND ADV FALLS OFF THE LADDDER AND NOW POP HAS THE CHANCE TO TAKE THE CASE!! DAMN! HOW HARD IS IT FOR SOMEONE TO GRAB A DAMN CASE!!

ETR: In this match, it should be very hard! But now Blood slides back into the ring but POP REALIZES IT AND HE HOPS OFF THE LADDER BUT BLOOD DODGES AS POP LANDS RIGHT ON THE THUMB TACKS!!! AND BLOOD THEN KICKS POP OUT OF THE RING!!!

Deadprez: BUT BLOOD TURNS INTO ANOTHER LAST STAND BY ADV!!! AND BLOOD IS KNOCKED COLD!!! ADV HAS THE BEST ADVANTAGE AGAIN!! HE BEGINS CLIMBING THE LADDER ONCE AGAINEEE!!

ETR: Superior Quality 85 looks up from outside the ring and hurries back inside though… but he slowly tries to climb up the ladder with ADV!!!

Deadprez: BOTH MEN ARE CLIMBING AT THE SAME RATE AS THEY MEET THE TOP WITH EACHOTHER AND THEY DON’T EVEN TRADE PUNCHES, BOTH ARE HOLDING ONTO THE CITV BRIEFCASE!!! WHO WILL GRAB IT FIRST!!! BOTH HAVE IT IN THEIR HANDS!!!

ETR: BUT WAIT A MINUTE, VIC VENDETTA WITH ONE FINALLY BLOW, HE TOSSES ADV’S SLEDGE HAMMER RIGHT INTO HIS BACK!!! AND ADV ENDS UP CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!! VIC JUST COSTED ADV THE MATCH!!! BECAUSE SUPERIOR QUALITY HAS IT!!! HE WINS!!! HE WINS!!! SUPERIOR QIALITY IS MR. CITV!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(Superior Quality 85’s music hits as he drops down off the ladder with the CITV briefcase in his arms)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner of the 2011 CASH IN THE VAULT!!! SUPERIOR QUALITY 85!!!

Deadprez: Wow, ETR, what a MATCH! Every man in this match put everything on the line! Everyone gave it their all! But in the end Superior Quality was able to take advantage of Vic’s last blow toward ADV and costing him the CITV!

ETR: What Vic did was awesome, he got his revenge on ADV from his recent weeks but the real story here is, SUPERIOR QUALITY 85! He has the chance of the lifetime, anytime or any where he can cash in that briefcase against any champion! And for my records, every CITV winner in EAW has successfully won a World Championship when cashing in.

Deadprez: You’re right about that partner, but we’ll see what happens next! Certainly will be very anticipated!

(Camera fades to Robbie V sitting in a dark room, in a chair, sitting across from another chair that appears to be empty)

Robbie: You’re beautiful… But you’re so ugly at the same time.. You’re such a disease to so many that have touched you. You’re an addiction, a fungus, something that you hate, but just can’t get rid of… Something any man in this company just can’t live without. For years I thought.. Deep down in my mind.. That it was the critics laughing behind my back. “Robbie V can’t win the big one”… “Robbie V just can’t do it”…. “The greatest extremist to have never won a World Championship”… Does that mean anything to you? Of course it does, because in reality it was always YOU. You were always the one laughing at me behind my back. You were always the one with that sick.. demented.. vicious grin upon your face every time I came so close.. And failed to capture you. Do you realize what you’ve done?… You’ve made me turn on the last best friend I ever had in this company. Don’t you smile at me- DON’T you DARE smile at me you smug son of a bitch! God, I hate you… I hate everything about you… I hate everything you stand for within every fiber of my being. But I can’t abandon you. You’re what haunts me at night and you’re what keeps me breathing. For three years I’ve felt pain. Pain that no other man in this company has felt so terribly.. So much so that it nearly tears him apart. Who do you think you are? Answer me that, who the hell do you think you are? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

(The camera slowly pans over to reveal a replica of the World Heavyweight Championship sitting across from Robbie in the chair)

Robbie: RRS was my only friend.. The last friend I had in this company and you turned me into a monster on Showdown. Yet I still want you. I want you more than anything and I’m tired of waiting. I’M TIRED OF WAITING!

(Robbie picks up the World Heavyweight Championship and kicks the chair it sat in across the room)

Robbie: I didn’t want to do it, RRS.. But you.. You BEGGED me to do it. You allowed yourself to get kicked square in the jaw four times in a row just to get a rise out of me. You begged for this match with me, RRS, and now because of your actions, you’ve finally received it. You’ve got the Robbie V you’ve wanted this entire time. I hope it feels good knowing you’re right, RRS. Does it? Does it feel good knowing that I was the one playing the games the entire time? But you wanted to take it to the next level, didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU? YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH, YOU WERE ONE STEP AWAY FROM GETTING DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND BEGGING ME TO KICK YOU IN THE BACK OF YOUR SKULL! YOU WANTED THIS AND NOW YOU’RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU WANTED, RRS. I HATE YOU! I HATE THIS CHAMPIONSHIP! But… But there’s a difference between you and this Championship, RRS. You see, RRS. You. Our friendship. Every feeling you’ve given me from hate to love. All of that is expendable. But this? This World Heavyweight Championship.. It lasts forever.

(Robbie V stares deeply into the camera as it fades to black)

( A recap between the John Alloy and Kevin Devastation feud, starting with the “Him” buildup to the DvsSD confrontation, to the buildup to Pain for Pride airs on the screen ) …

( The camera pans to the ring announcer, standing in the ring )

Announcer: This following contest… is a HIGHWAY TO HELL MATCH!!!!

( The camera transitions to a casket, placed at the bottom of the ramp right next to the ring ) …

Announcer: The only way to win is by incapacitating the opponent enough to trap inside of a large transportable Casket, and then wheel the opponent up the ramp to the finish line!!!!

( The arena silences, as an entire fleet of crows come out and fly over the arena, and across the Cotton Bowl stadium into the skies ) …

( John Alloy’s music hits, as he walks out to the ring weilding his Titanium bat wrapped in Barbedwire, in his trenchcoat )

Announcer: Introducing first… from the Rocky Mountains, weighing in at 230 POOOOOOOOOOOOUNNNNNNDSSSSS…. “IRONCLAD”, JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNN… AAAAAALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY!!!!

Jaywalker: Let me say this now.. John Alloy is a bonefied World Champion. Everything about him just stands out, he’s got what it takes perhaps more than anybody else in the lockerroom to become the face of the EAW Franchise one day.. but Kevin Devastation has been able to throw John Alloy off SO MUCH, that I think even Alloy’s forgetting how great of a talent of himself that he truly is.

WWEFan: You’re right, Alloy’s lifes purpose has been to make KD pay, make him pay for everything Alloy’s been put through.. and now as we truly see Alloys first huge match, how will he react?

Jaywalker: And just imagine what it would do to Alloy if Kevin Devastation were to walk away with the ring..

WWEFan: And this just makes this whole contest into a must-win situation for the both of these guys…

( Alloy’s music is put to a stop, as the stage begins to be set in flames )

Jaywalker: What’s this??…

( The stage continues to be set in flames, as John Alloy looks on in confusion ) ..

( A massive pair of headlights shoot out from the tunnel, and Kevin Devastation’s music hits as an entire motorcycle gang, dressed in black hoodies hiding their faces rides out from the back, as the stage continues to be engulfed in flames ) …

( Kevin Devastation is the last of them to ride out, as the entire stage seems to be surrounded in flames, and they all revv their engines loudly, as Devastation is wearing his “Last Outlaw” hoodie and blood-red bandana )

WWEFan: There he is…

( The ramp and the entire ringside area shoot up a massive wall of fire, as KD begins riding to the ramp and circling the ring )

Announcer: And his opponent…. from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 291 POOOOOOOOOOOOUNNNNNNNNNNNNNDSSS…. “THE LAST OUTLAW”, KEVINNNNNNNN DEEEEEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAASTATIOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!

Jaywalker: Kevin Devastation making his unique entrance, ofcorse we all know about last years display… a guy who loves to impress as far as decor, but in the win-loss sheet… ehh…

WWEFan: You’re right Jay, Devastation has an 0-2 record at Pain for Pride, and with a statistic like that… that’s gotta be enough motivation towards winning this match tonight.

Jaywalker: Well true, when your a competitor coming into Pain for Pride, your only option is victory! I mean some people tend to go into something without the idea of losing in their minds, which can be a sword to live by and die by, and i think Devastation’s doing that today. He’s not thinking about failure, he’s thinking about how he’s gonna be partying in his homestate after a victory tonight, im sure!

WWEFan: Never thought Devastation was the partying type… but Jay you’re correct, and hey, I know that better than anybody! After all, I’ve never lost at Pain for Pride (smirk)…

Jaywalker: What’re you talking about? You lost in the CITV 2!

WWEFan: Oh… I was kinda hoping you’d forget I was in that match… nonetheless, John Alloy is in the ring, Kevin Devastation is on the apron, and things are about to get NASTY tonight.. believe me, you might wanna send the kids to clean their rooms or something, because this won’t be nice.. ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

WWEFan: John Alloy is in the ring, beckoning for Devastation to just step in… and KD, staring directly into Alloys eyes enter the ring, and Alloy IMMEDIATELY starts towards Devastation, going for several blows right into the head!!! And KD somehow shakes those quickly, and connects FAST, QUICK AND DEADLY SHOTS INTO THE BODY, INTO THE RIBS, THE GUT, ANYTHING THATS OPEN! And as Alloys punches cease, Devastation lands an uppercut, sending Alloy to one knee!! And KD SWINGS FOR THE KNOCKOUT HAYMAKER—

Jaywalker: But Alloy BLOCKS that with his arm!! And Alloy returns up as KD swings with his left hook, and Alloy GRABS that arm as well!! And Alloy pulls back and swings towards Devastation, but KD DUCKS right under it, ends up behind John Alloy, and wants to connect the back suplex… but Alloy BACKFLIPS out of it, backs into the ropes and as Devastation turns around… Alloy PLANTS THE BOOT UPSIDE KD’S SKULL!!!

WWEFan: And with no sign of letup at all, Alloy gets on one knee, and starts beating KD’s face in with punches into the face, one, by one, by one by one! And Alloy stops for a brief moment, as Devastation uses that opportunity to roll out of the ring! And John Alloy isnt going to give Devastation time to think, Alloy rolls out of the ring as well, as Kevin Devastation stumbles infront of the barriacde, leaning over it to recuperate…. and Alloy runs, jumps and PLANTS THE IRONSPLASH!!!!

Jaywalker: NO! Devastation dodges, as Alloy flies GUTFIRST into that cade! And Alloy flips over the ‘cade, falling into the audience, on the floor clutching his ribs! Kevin Devastation now turns around to the steel steps nearby him, as several members of the crowd are trying to warn Alloy… and Devastation pulls them out, and lifts the Steps up, turn to Alloy and await his return up… and as Alloy rises to his feet, Devastation DRIVES TOWARDS ALLOY— but Alloy GRABS HOLD OF THOSE STEPS! Stopping them RIGHT before he’s hit!

WWEFan: And Alloy backs up, runs and LEAPS OFF THE BARRICADE, AND CONNECTS THE COLD!!!!! ROLLED!!!! STEEEEEEEEEEEEELL!!!! DIRECTLY INTO DEVASTATION’S FACE, AS KEVIN DEVASTATION IS LAID OUT!!!

Jaywalker: OH MY GOSH!!!

WWEFan: WHAT A MOVE! John Alloy knows he just did something HUGE here! Devastation is laid out, after that surge of energy from John Alloy, and now John Alloy grabs Devastation by one arm, pulls his deadweight up, and with Alloys arms wrapped around KD’s torso, he drags Devastation across ringside to the front of the ramp, where the casket is being held…

Jaywalker: Easy to say that John Alloy connecting his huge move definitely brought matters into his own hands! And Alloy has dragged KD far enough, as there are another pair of steel steps, and Devastation is slumped over those, as John Alloy pulls the casket near him, and opens up the cask— HEY!!!!

WWEFan: WHAT?!?!

Jaywalker: LOOK WHO’S LEAPING THE BARRICADE!! ITS, ITS NICK ANGEL?!??!?!

WWEFan: WHO?!?!

Jaywalker: AND NICK ANGEL WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HANDS CONFRONTS ALLOY, AS ALLOY TURNS TOWARDS HIM, AND ANGEL CLOCKS THE STEEL CHAIR DIRECTLY OVER JOHN ALLOY’S SKULL!!! AND JOHN ALLOY IS SPREAD OUT LIKE A BEDSHEET!

WWEFan: WHAT’S THIS KID DOING HERE????

Jaywalker: Revenge, Fan!! And it’s a dish best served Cold!

WWEFan: And speaking of Cold, Kevin Devastation is no longer out cold, but instead has a cold look in his eyes, as Devastation is up on his feet, and both he and Nick Angel lift up John Alloy, and place him directly into the casket… and as Alloy is slumped over it, Nick tries rolling him all the way in… as Alloy turns around and SOCKS ANGEL INTO THE STOMACH! And Alloy turns to KD, as he socks Devastation into the bridge of the nose, and he turns back to Angel to connect a BICYCLE KICK, RIGHT INTO THE FACE! As Nick Angel is laid out!!!

Jaywalker: And John Alloy holds his head after that shot with the chair, but KEVIN DEVASTATION, FROM BEHIND WRAPS HIS STEEL CHAIN FROM HIS BIKE THAT WAS SETTING IN THE RING AROUND JOHN ALLOYS THROAT!! Kevin Devastation is blatantly strangling John Alloy!! And Alloy’s trying to thrust his shoulders backwards, but Alloy eventually begins fading too much, and Devastation rolls John Alloy into the ring, as he tosses his chain into the casket!

WWEFan: I don’t see why he’d do that, considering the fact that the only way to win this match is out-side…. but I THINK IM FINDING OUT WHY, AS KEVIN CLIMBS UP ON THE APRON, AND IS HEADED TO THE TOP ROPE AS ALLOY IS ON ALL FOURS… Kevin Devastation looks like he’s ready to take a biiiiig time risk…. and John Alloy makes it up to his feet, as Devastation LEAPS OFF, TAKING ALLOY DOWN WITH THE DIVING CROSSBODY!!! AND IT CONNECTS!!! But oddly, Kevin Devastation is laying over John Alloy, as if he were holding a pin…

Jaywalker: Wait a second… WAIT A SECOND, LOOK!! Look what’s inbetween John Alloy and Kevin Devastation on the ground, its a BARBEDWIRE BAT, AND KEVIN DEVASTION JUST FLEW RIGHT INTO IT!! KD rolls off of Alloy, but is on the ground clutching his stomach after John Alloy made that last-ditch move at finding a reversal! And it came half-way, but just enough to get to KD! Kevin Devastation pulls himself up using the ring ropes, as he makes it to his feet…. and Devastation rolls John Alloy towards where the casket is, as John Alloy’s opperbody is layed out on the ring apron…

WWEFan: And we know what’s coming here! Kevin Devastation steps onto the ring apron, and is looking down at John Alloy… and Kevin Devastation RUNS TOWARDS ALLOY, LEAPS, AND GOES FOR THAT GUILLOTINE LEGDROP—– BUT JOHN ALLOY ROLLS DIRECTLY OUT OF THE WAY!!! AS DEVASTATION’S THIGH HITS THE APRON, AND KD FALLS RIGHT INTO THE CASKET!! Devastion definitely got a hurting there, and John Alloy has meanwhile returned to his feet in the ring… Alloy is now staring down KD in the ring…. UH OH, AND HE BACKS UP TO THE ROPES, AND RUNS STRAIGHT TOWARDS KD!!!!!! AND ALLOY LEAPS OVER THE ROPES!!!!….

Jaywalker: AND CONNECTS A PERFECT SUICIDE DIVE, INTO KD, ON THE OUTSIDE!!! And John Alloy stumbles out of the casket to the ground, as he seems to have incapacitated KD! And Alloy, who’s up shuts the lid of the casket, and grabs the handle, walking up the ramp with it!

WWEFan: And as Alloy starts pulling the casket up that INSANELY long ramp, 12 seconds of a walk in, when they reach the middle of the ramp, DEvastion pushes up the cover of the casket from the inside! And Devastation sits up, while John Alloy is making his way to the finish line!

Jaywalker: Already! And John Alloy contines carting it, but this time Alloy after carting it some more LETS GO, as the casket SLIDES DOWN THE RAMP, AND….. JUST in the knick of time, Devastation rolls out of the casket!!

WWEFan: Devastation didn’t take the trip down the ramp yet, as Alloy approaches him…. but Devastation DUCKS DOWN, AND LIFTS ALLOY TO PLANT A SPINEBUSTER!!! A spinebuster right into the ramp!!! And look!! Look whos pushing the casket up the ramp! It’s Nick Angel!!

Jaywalker: He’s still here?!?!

WWEFan: Nick Angel VOWED revenge on John Alloy, ever since Alloy attacked him, but i had NO CLUE he’d be out here on this stage on this night!! And now Devastation, not minding his help opens the casket, as Nick Angel picks up John Alloy with all he’s got, and rolls John Alloy’s entire body into the casket!

Jaywalker: Devastation places the lid on it, and KD turns to Nick Angel giving him a hi-five…. and Devastation INSTEAD WRAPS HIS CLAW AROUND NICK ANGELS THROAT, AND LIFTS HIM UP.. TO DROP HIM DOWN, WITH THE CHOKESLAM!!! That’s wasn’t cool! Nick Angel came out to HELP KD, not hurt him!

WWEFan: Look at this, Devastation lifts up Nick Angel’s unconscious body…. and lays him RIGHT OVER THE CLOSED CASKET OF JOHN ALLOY!!

Jaywalker: GENIUS, using another mans deadweight to seal Alloy in there!! Kevin Devastation is now carting John Alloy back up the ramp, which is certainly a trip, but a trip that comes with reward! Devastation is hauling ass, trying to get Alloy up the ramp as fast as he can… but Alloy is STILL banging on the casket, STILL trying to find some way out!! Alloy in that cramped, closed space is trapped, he’s caught! He’s confined, and Kevin Devastation REACHES NEAR THE TOP OF THE RAMP!!!

WWEFan: BUT JOHN ALLOY INSIDE THE CASKET STARTS TIPPING HIS WEIGHT! Alloy starts bumping into the surrounding walls from inside, and BECAUSE OF THAT, THE CASKET TIPS OVER!!! AND WITH NICK ANGEL OFF, JOHN ALLOY ROLLS OUT OF THE CASKET!! That was SO CLOSE! And Kevin Devastation knows that he’s gotta find a way to get Alloy back in the casket quickly, as he heads towards Alloy.. —BUT ALLOY SWINGS AROUND, WITH THAT STEEL CHAIN IN HIS HAND!!! WITH KD’S STEEL CHAIN, AS HE SWINGS IT INTO KD’S LEG!!!

Jaywalker: Ah, thats the very chain that KD tossed in there! I guess he forgot about that! Alloy has that chain again, as he CONTINUES SWINGING IT INTO KDS BODY! LASHING HIM ON THE BACK, SWINGING IT INTO HIS LEG, ANY OPEN PART OF HIS BODY! And KD, trying to escape, limps off to the side of the ramp, as John Alloy follows behind… both men are now at the side of the ramp, near the tech systems, in this Pain for Pride bout! These men have went out of bounds of the contest, but this match is still going on, as Alloy reaches for KD… but KD SWINGS AROUND, AND SMASHES AN ALCOHOLIC BOTTLE PULLED FROM A TABLE, RIGHT OVER JOHN ALLOY’S SKULL!!!

WWEFan: NO, ALLOY DUCKS UNDER THAT! And Devastation turns around after swinging, as Alloy SCOOPS HIM UP FOR THE SPIN-OUT SCOOP SLAM, SENDING KEVIN DEVASTATION DIRECTLY THROUGH THAT WOODEN TABLE!!! THAT WAS AMAZING REFLEXES BY JOHN ALLOY, THAT COULD HAVE EASILY COSTED HIM THE MATCH RIGHT THERE! John Alloy ducked his way out of a fatal blow, and now Alloy MUST capitalize here!!! Devastation is barely moving, as Alloy grabs KD’s head, and is now dragging KD over to the ramp where the casket lies, just 13 feet infront of the finish line!

Jaywalker: And as Alloy steps onto the ramp, pulling KD along with him, Alloy heads towards the casket and pulls it up to a vertical base… and now John Alloy with Devastation just getting back to one knee pulls up KD…. AND LOOK!!!!! KD HAS HIS RIGHT FIST WRAPPED WITH A CHAIN!!! ALLOY IS UNSUSPECTING, AS KD DELIVERS A SOUPBONE TO THE SKULL WITH THAT RUSTY CHAIN!!! AND ALLOY FALLS TO THE GROUND!!

WWEFan: What a GRUESOME SHOT!! Alloy is on the ground, bleeding from his forehead, and KD HOVERS OVER ALLOY, DELIVERING SHOT AFTER SHOT AFTER SHOT AFTER SHOT INTO HIS SKULL, WITH THAT CHAIN EQUIPPED FIST!!!

Jaywalker: KD’s gotta stop!!! KD has become enraged!! The more punches he delivers, the angrier he gets! And now Kevin Devastation drops the chain and…. and Kevin PULLS JOHN ALLOY IN!!! AND DEVASTATION LIFTS JOHN ALLOY UP!!! GOING FOR THE “OUTLAWED”……….. AND HE CONNECTS IT, SENDING JOHN ALLOY HURLING INTO THE CASKET!!

WWEFan: JOHN ALLOY IS LAID OUT IN THE CASKET, THIS IS KEVINS CHANCE! KEVIN DEVASTATION SHUTS THE DOOR TO THE CASKET! And now Devastation walks to the front of the casket, grabs onto the handle, and is HAULING Alloy up the ramp!!! Kevin is getting closer! 7 steps! 6 steps! 5 steps! 4 steps! 3 steps! 2 steps!!!! 1!!!!!!!…….. ( Ding! ding! Ding! )

( Kevin Devastation’s music hits, as he falls back to the ground in awe ) ..

Announcer: Here is your winneeeerrr….. KEVINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN… DEEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

WWEFan: Kevin Devastation has gotten his retribution! After two straight years of failure, Kevin Devastation has been able to triumph tonight, and has taken John Alloy down the Highway to Hell, and can live to tell the tale!

Jaywalker: Couldn’t have said it any better… for so long, Kevin Devastation has dished out torment to John Alloy, and John Alloy did his best to get back at Kevin Devastation, John Alloy is truly a FIGHTER… but Kevin Devastation was just, basically he was just the better man tonight..

WWEFan: It wasn’t pretty, it was a slugfest, and it was competitive all the way–
Jaywalker: Hey… hey wait…. Kevin Devastation is standing over the casket, and is pouring some sort of fluid out of a small bottle, all over the caseke— oh.. oh boy… ( KD’s music halts )

WWEFan: Oh no…

( Kevin Devastation, after dumping the fluids, pulls out a lighter from his boot, and begins to ignite
the casket into flames )

WWEFan: HE’S SETTING HIM ON FIRE!! WHAT’S THE MEANING OF THIS????? KEVIN DEVASTATION’S DONE ENOUGH TO THE GUY, NOW HES SETTING HIM ON FIRE???

( Devastation wraps the chain around his fist, and raises the fist into the air in celebration as the crowd looks on in dismay, as he turns around and walks to the back )

Jaywalker: Fan… Kevin Devastation is making sure that he sends John Alloy directly to Hell…

( Several EMT’s run out from the back with fire extinguishers, and instantly start spraying the casket in attempt to put out the flames ) …

( The EMT’s tear open the casket, and pull John Alloy out of the casket… but come to realization that John Alloy’s body was replaced with a picture perfect wax dummy ) …

( The dummy begins to melt in the EMT’s arms slowly, as the head falls off of its body )

WWEFan: Jay.. what does this mean…. where’s John Alloy?

Jaywalker: I can’t answer that question…

(Camera fades backstage to Eve holding a microphone)

Eve: Hello ladies and gentlemen, it looks as though Pain For Pride has already gotten off to a HUGE start, and it’s only going to get bigger! And speaking of going to get bigger, it can only get bigger for my guest because he will compete tonight in a big match for a prestigious Championship. Everyone, please welcome my guest.. He is the self-proclaimed True American Hero! StarrStan!

(Camera pans over to an arrogant StarrStan smiling)

Starr: Thanks Eve, and I must say, you look beautiful tonight. You know, I’ve done a lot of thinking and.. Well.. I’ve realized that I went from being in the first EVER Cash In The Vault match at the first EVER Pain For Pride event.. To facing the Golden Boy of the wrestling industry for the Inter-Brand Championship at Pain For Pride 2… To facing Jaywalker in an Ultimate Submission match at Pain For Pride 3… To facing some.. Some TOOTHLESS.. DISGUSTING… ARROGANT… Piece of garbage that these fans here in MY home country actually cheer? For a Championship I’ve already beaten him for TWICE? And then to be accused of only recently being proud of my American heritage because of my opponent tonight? BLASPHEMY. That’s blasphemy, Eve, Jason Cage has absolutely nothing to do with my patriotism. It was tough enough to stomach facing a Canadian piece of crap at LAST year’s Pain For Pride. And sure, he MAY have beat me at my own game in that match, but right now, as we speak, that same exact Canadian piece of crap is sitting behind a commentators desk while I’m STILL winning Championships and proving to be the greatest athlete this company has to offer. You know–

Eve: Woah.. Hold on, Starr.. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before.

Starr: What? My hair? Oh it’s real.. It’s DAMN re–

Eve: No, not that.. That.. (Eve points down)

Starr: Oooohhh…. That.. You mean my cock. (Starr smiles)

(StarrStan picks up a cage with a rooster in it from off the ground)

Starr: Yeah, well I thought of bringing just a couple exhibits of what I think makes America great. This little guy here represents the farms that house them. A GREAT piece of good ol Americana.

Eve: No Starr, not that… I mean THAT. (Eve points down again)

Starr: What? You’re DISGUSTED by this? Eve.. You have such a FILTHY mind.. That’s my dick.

(StarrStan picks up a framed picture of President Nixon)

Starr: How dirty and cheap of you it is to believe the slander that has nearly destroyed his good name. Richard Nixon was one of, if not THE greatest President this country has ever had.
Eve: That’s not what I’m talking about, Starr. I’m talking about that.. (Eve points below Starr’s waist)

Starr: Oh… That?

Eve: Yeah… Can I… Can I touch it?

Starr: Sure… I don’t see why not. Knock yourself out.

(Starr pushes Eve’s head down below his waist)

Eve: Oh I love it, it’s beautiful… Hmm, it’s bigger than I thought..

Starr: Just another great thing about this country, we’ve got this nice state of Texas.

(The camera lowers to show Eve rubbing Starr’s Elite Championship that’s around his waist)

Starr: And EVERYTHING.. Is bigger in Texas.

(StarrStan smiles as the camera fades back to the ring)

(A video package plays highlighting the feud between Y2Impact, Ashten Cross, and Lethal Consequences for the Answers World Championship)

(Camera cuts back to the arena where the Announcer is in the ring)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is YOUR Main Event for Day 1 of PAIN! FOR!! PRIIIDDE!!!…. It is scheduled for one fall and is for THE ANSWERS CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WOOOORRLLLDDD!!….

(Lethal Consequence’s music hits as the crowd erupts with cheers)

(LC comes out to the stage as below his feet, catchphrases such as “DON’T PISS ME OFF” and “SLAPNUTS” are seen rapidly appearing on the floor of the stage)

Stew: I can NOT wait to get to this action, I think I speak for many people when I say that I have been waiting for all three of these men to go at it since all of this began back just after Reasonable Doubt.

Announcer: First, making his way to the ring.. From Oakland, California!…. Weighing in at 230 pounds!…. LETTTHHAAALLLL CONSEQUENCESSS!!!

Stew: Each one of these men have traveled their own way to get here, yet somehow together. LC here got here in the main event of Pain For Pride by sheer will and the determination to make it back on top after the big slump in his career following his EAW Title reign back in 2009.

(Ashten Cross’ music hits as the crowd erupts with cheers)

(Ashten comes out to the stage as below his feet, a big graphics that reads “The Diety” appears on the floor of the stage)

Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring… From Charlotte, North Carolina!…. Weighing in at 280 pounds!…. ASSHTTTTEEEENNN CRRROOOSSSSS!!!

Masters: I’ll admit, Ashten has quite an advantage over his two opponents tonight. He’s the biggest athlete in this entire match, but that MAY make him the odd man out. LC and Impact very well MAY work together in order to get this big man that is Ashten out of the way.

(A short video package highlighting Y2Impact’s Answers World Championship reign is shown)

(The video stops as a countdown begins)..

5..
4…
3…
2…
1…
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(Y2Impact’s music hits as the crowd erupts with boos)

(Y2Impact makes his way out to the stage with the Answers World Championship around his waist as below his feet, cryptic codes rapidly appear on the floor of the stage)

Announcer: Lastly, making his way to the ring, the champion!…. From Seattle, Washington!…. Weighing in at 226 pounds!…. HE IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!….. Y! 2!! IMMMMPPAAACCCTTTT!!!

Stew: Impact better hope that video that just played isn’t a farewell gift because it was laid out to him on Voltage by CEO Daniels, if Impact does NOT retain the Answers World Title tonight, he is GONE from Voltage! He’s got a lot on the line tonight, Masters.

Masters: No doubt, Stew, and lets not even forget Impact’s big Pain For Pride winning streak as well. He has YET to lose at a Pain For Pride event and I think he’s going to do everything in his power to keep that belt around his waist and his streak intact tonight. All three men are now ready in the ring as the Referee holds up that Answers World Title in the air.. And it looks like this match is going to officially start..

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: All three look ready to make the first move.. Each one looking back at each other, anything could happen at this moment.. And Impact is the first to make a move, charging for Ashten! But Ashten cuts him off with a knee to the gut! Ashten backs Impact up into the corner, just UNLOADING shots into him! LC is quick to turn Ashten around, demanding HE get a piece of Impact too! Ashten PUSHES LC to the ground before going back to his attack on Impact! But Impact with a RAKE to the eyes of Ashten! Ashten back-pedals as Impact CHARGES! But Ashten sidesteps the attack as Impact instead runs into LC! AND LC WITH A HARD BACK BODY DROP ON IMPACT! LC quickly rushes into Ashten Cross now, laying into him with lefts and rights of his own! LC looks to have kept Ashten at bay for long enough as he now turns around to go back on the attack of the Answers World Champion! BUT IMPACT DROPS LC ON HIS BACK, KEEPING BOTH LEGS! WALLS OF IMPACT EARLY ON!!! But Ashten lays Impact out with a devastating clothesline!

Masters: Ashten grabs a hold of LC now, pulling him to his feet.. But LC immediately escapes the grip of Ashten, NAILING him with a European uppercut! LC is now taking it to Ashten as Impact looks to get back to his feet.. But LC quickly turns around, charging at Impact with a clothesline! It connects! Impact looks to be once again down as LC turns his attention back to Ashten, propped up on the ropes.. LC CHARGES! BUT ASHTEN SENDS LC TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A BACK BODY DROP! NO! LC’s able to land on his feet on the apron as an unsuspecting Ashten Cross looks to follow up on the damage done to Impact.. Impact rises to his feet.. Ashten turns him around! HE PICKS HIM UP!! LOOK OUT! F5!!!! But Impact escapes it, landing on his feet behind Ashten! Impact charges into the ropes as Ashten turns around.. But Ashten sidesteps the attack! Impact’s headed for LC! But LC stops Impact dead in his tracks with a headbutt to the stomach through the ropes! LC’s picking him up, still on the apron! LC SENDS IMPACT DROPPING TO THE OUTSIDE!

Stew: Ashten chimes in with a shot to the head of LC now! The World Champion is down and out here on the outside and that does NOT affect this match because he doesn’t even have to be involved in the fall for the title to change hands here tonight! Ashten grabs a hold of LC who is still on the apron, navigating him towards the corner.. And DRIVES him into the ringpost! But LC isn’t down just yet, he’s hanging by that top rope! But Ashten doesn’t even look finished yet as he sets LC up.. VERTICAL SUPLEX BACK INTO THE RING! But LC looks to struggle out of it! Ashten can’t get it to connect quite yet as LC battles back! LC REVERSES INTO A HANGMAN ON THE TOP ROPE! Ashten Cross drops flat on his back in the ring, gasping for air, as LC immediately searches under the ring for something! What could he be looking for at this point! He.. HE PULLS OUT AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR!! It looks like LC is using a trick up his sleeve early on in this match up!

Masters: LC quickly climbs up to the apron with that guitar in hand as Ashten begins to get back to his feet.. LC is now climbing UP to the top turnbuckle! He may be looking to go airbourne! Ashten’s up as LC prepares himself.. HE LEAPS– LOOK OUT ASHTEN!! ASHTEN CROSS CATCHES LC IN THE AIR WITH A DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER!!! That guitar is sent sliding across the ring as LC looks to be officially down and OUT! There may be no getting back from a counter like that! Ashten has a perfect opportunity to end this contest if he can just make the cover, but he looks as though he may still be in a bit of pain or he could have possibly suffered an injury from that! But damaged or not, Ashten Cross crawls over to the downed LC! HE COVERS HIM!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!……..

Stew: LC with a shoulder up! We’ve seen this resilience from Lethal Consequences many times, it’s going to take a whole lot more than that to keep him down! Ashten slowly rises to his feet as LC looks to do the same.. But Ashten seems to be looking at something more than just LC! He’s looking at that acoustic guitar! Ashten gets to his feet and picks up that acoustic guitar as a damaged LC climbs back to his feet using the ropes! ASHTEN RAISES THAT GUITAR HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD! LC TURNS AROUND AS ASHTEN SWINGS!! NO! Y2Impact SWIPES that guitar from Ashten’s hands from the apron! Impact drops down to the mat with that guitar in hand as Ashten swings for him! Ashten quickly turns around to meet a HARD shot to the face from LC! LC PULLS HIM IN! THE STROKE!! NO! Ashten with a nice reversal into an arm drag! LC gets back to his feet, rushing into Ashten! But Ashten sends LC up and down throat-first on that top rope! A dazed LC back-pedals into Ashten as he sets him up with something! COBRA CLUTCH!!!! HE’S GOT THE COBRA CLUTCH LOCKED IN TIGHT ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! HE MAY TAP!!

Masters: LOOK OUT!! IMPACT SWINGS THAT GUITAR OF LC’S INTO BOTH THE SKULLS OF ASHTEN CROSS AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!! WHAT A SHOT! Both men drop like statues as Impact contemplates his next move! AND HE COVERS LC!! THIS IS IT!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: But LC with a shoulder up!! He’s STILL not finished! Impact looks very frustrated, he may want to put this match to an end as quickly as possible! His career on Voltage is on the line! His Title is on the line! HE RUSHES INTO THE ROPES!! LIONSAULT!!!! LIONSAULT CONNECTS ON ASHTEN CROSS!!! IMPACT IMMEDIATELY COVERS ASHTEN!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Masters: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS THERE TO BREAK IT UP! THIS MATCH IS NOT OVER! Impact can’t believe it! LC was damn near out cold just a few seconds ago! Impact quickly gets to his feet and just begins UNLOADING stomps into the body of LC! LC is looking to fight back, trying to slowly get back to his feet for some kind of offense, but Impact only INCREASES the attack, now sending forearms into the body of LC! Impact grabs a hold of LC! AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE RINGPOST OF THE CORNER!! The body of LC has just crashed shoulder-first between those turnbuckles and into that cold steel ringpost!! Impact has a vicious look on his face, he’s doing anything to keep either or BOTH of his opponents down for good! He grabs a hold of LC once again, pulling him out.. AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE RINGPOST FOR A SECOND TIME!! You’ve GOTTA wonder what this could be doing to the previously damaged shoulder of LC from his last match with Impact on Voltage! Impact, grabbing a hold of LC again, pulls him out again..

Stew: IMPACT VICIOUSLY IRISH WHIPS LC INTO THE CORNER!! LC’s entire body is sent rolling up to the top turnbuckle just through the sheer FORCE of that whip! A dazed and damaged LC drops down to the apron as Impact CHARGES INTO THE ROPES!! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!! But LC dodges it!! Impact lands firmly on his feet on the outside, he’s not out just yet! HE PULLS LC’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM! LC is sent dropping face-first into the apron! You can see the blood trickling from the nose of Lethal Consequences as he is navigated towards the Spanish announce table by Impact.. Impact DRIVES LC face-first into the cover of the Spanish announce table! LC drops down as Impact rips off the cover to the Spanish announce table! I hope Impact isn’t looking to DESTROY that table because it seems as though our ring crew has given us these re-enforced steel announce tables! It’ll take a lot more to break one of these babies down!

Masters: Impact rips out one of the monitors from the table as LC rises back to his feet.. IMPACT DRIVES THAT MONITOR INTO THE SKULL OF LC!! Impact drops that monitor and rips out the second monitor to the table before turning his focus back on Lethal Consequences.. He grabs a hold of a now bloody LC, pulling him back to his feet.. Impact is looking to roll the battered and beaten body of LC onto the table! But LC is fighting back! He’s sending multiple elbows into the body of Impact, looking for something to help him out of this! But Impact may be too much! LOOK OUT!! ASHTEN CROSS THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!! HE JUST TOOK DOWN BOTH MEN!! BOTH LC and Impact are now down and it looks like the control has shifted over into Ashten Cross’ court! But you can only wonder what this man may have in store for these two as he pulls LC to his feet.. HE PICKS HIM UP! No.. No, don’t do that! F5 CONNECTS ONTO THAT SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! LC is LAID out on that table, but the table is NOT destroyed as you can see, but I don’t think.. Ashten is finished yet! He now begins pulling Impact up..

Stew: HE PICKS HIM UP!! NO! DON’T!! F5 CONNECTS ONTO LC ON THAT SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! I can’t BELIEVE THAT! Ashten Cross just F5’d the Answers World Champion onto an already downed LC!! And that table is STILL not apparently destroyed as Ashten now climbs up to the apron.. What-what’s he looking to do? Ashten begins.. CLIMBING to the top turnbuckle!! NO! Whatever you’re thinking, Ashten, don’t do it! HE’S PERCHED UP ON THAT TURNBUCKLE!! NO! HE LEAPS!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND IMPACT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS THE BODY OF ASHTEN CROSS BOUNCES OFF OF THAT RE-ENFORCED ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!! HE COULD HAVE JUST KILLED HIMSELF WITH THAT! Both LC and Impact look on in shock at what they COULD have become victims of! That devastating Shooting Star Press may have taken Ashten completely out of the equation in this match! Both LC and Impact rise to their feet.. Picking up Ashten Cross now..

Masters: Impact clears the Showdown announce table as LC rolls the big man onto the table! All three men are now on the Showdown announce table as LC and Impact pull Ashten to his feet.. LC and Impact look at each other, they stare down, before pulling Ashten up! THEY SET HIM UP!! NO!! NO! LOOK OUT!! DOUBLE-TEAM SUPLEX SENDS ASHTEN CROSS CRASHING THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE HAS BEEN DESTROYED!! Both Impact and LC slowly get off the table.. IMPACT DRIVES LC INTO THE STEPS!! Impact looks nowhere near finished with LC, the man he faced just two years ago right here at Pain For Pride! Impact rips the top of those steps off as a now bloody LC climbs back to his feet using the apron.. Impact grabs a hold of him! HE SETS LC UP!! THE BREAKDOWN CONNECTS STRAIGHT ONTO THE STEPS!!! LC is sent face-first into those steps as he now wears a crimson mask! Impact looks to end this as he rolls a possibly unconscious LC into the ring! Impact slides in as well! HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF LC!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………. THREE–

Stew: NO! LC WITH A KICK OUT!! This is NOT over!! Impact looks up at the Referee in shock!! He can NOT believe LC kicked out of that, but what guts it takes to kick out of a beating that LC just took! He is proving right here tonight that he WANTS that Answers World Title! Impact may want it more though as he rises back to his feet.. He grabs a hold of LC’s feet, dragging him into the middle of the ring! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT!! AND!… HE’S GOT IT!! IT’S LOCKED IN!! WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! LC IS MOANING AND CRINGING IN PAIN!!! IMPACT SCREAMS FOR LC TO TAP AS LC CONTINUES TO BLEED LIKE A STUFFED PIG!! THIS MAY BE THE END OF THIS YOUNG MAN!! ALL THREE OF THESE MEN HAVE PUT EVERYTHING THEY HAVE INTO THIS, BUT IT SEEMS IMPACT IS LEAVING STILL THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AS LC LOOKS AS THOUGH HE MAY TAP!! But.. BUT LC IS CLAWING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES!! IMPACT INCREASES THE PRESSURE AS A BLOODY LC INCHES HIS WAY TOWARDS FREEDOM!! DON’T TAP, LC! YOU’VE PUT EVERYTHING YOU’VE WORKED FOR INTO THIS! DON’T TAP!! LC’S INCHES AWAY!! HE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!! HE DID IT!

Masters: NO! IMPACT IS NOT BREAKING THE HOLD!! LC MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GIVE UP!! HE’S GOT A HAND UP!! HE TAPS!!!! NO!! ASHTEN CROSS STOPS THE HAND OF LC FROM OUTSIDE!! I thought he was out of this! It seems Ashten isn’t giving up as well as he slides back into the ring.. AND SENDS A BOOT INTO THE SIDE OF IMPACT’S HEAD!! The Walls of Impact are officially broken as the Answers World Champion drops to the outside! Ashten Cross is once again the only man standing in this match as he turns his focus back on LC.. Both men are battered, they are beaten, but only one man can walk out victorious and that man may be Ashten Cross as he pulls LC up! BUT LC DROPS ASHTEN FLAT ON HIS BACK, GRABBING BOTH LEGS!! WHAT’S HE LOOKING FOR?! LOCKDOWN!!!! NO! ASHTEN IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT!! LC LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER ON ASHTEN CROSS!! IT SEEMS LC CAN’T GET THE FULL LOCKDOWN ON HIM AS HE APPLIES MORE PRESSURE TO THIS SHARPSHOOTER!!

Stew: ASHTEN IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE!! HE’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO AND I DON’T THINK THOSE ROPES ARE GOING TO SAVE HIM!! ASHTEN IS IN A HUGE AMOUNT OF PAIN AS LC INCREASES THE PRESSURE ON THIS DEVASTATING HOLD! ASHTEN’S LOOKING TO TAP TO THIS SHARPSHOOTER!! HE’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO!! IMPACT RUSHES IN!! CODEBREAKER!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! CODEBREAKER CONNECTS ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AS THAT SHARPSHOOTER IS COMPLETELY BROKEN UP!! All three men are down!! Impact needs to end this once and for all! He begins crawling his way towards both downed men, either one may lead to the victory! And… IMPACT DROPS AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF LC!! THIS IS IT! STILL ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Masters: NO! LC’S GOT ONE FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! IT’S NOT OVER!! Impact thinks he’s won it! The Referee informs Impact that he had a foot on the rope as a FURIOUS Impact pushes the Ref away! Impact now.. He backs up into the corner of the ring, across from both men.. Impact signals the end of this match as he patiently awaits for EITHER man to rise to their feet! Impact is damn near DROOLING as he waits for someone to get up first as it looks as though both men are doing just that.. ASHTEN’S THE FIRST ONE UP!! IMPACT CHARGES!! CODEBREAKER!!!! NO!! ASHTEN STOPS IT! HE’S REVERSING IT.. HE’S GOT IMPACT UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! LOOK OUT!! F5 TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IS SENT CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A DEVASTATING F5 AS ASHTEN TURNS AROUND!!

Stew: ACID REIGN!!!! NO! ASHTEN REVERSES THAT AS WELL, PICKING LC UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! F5!!!! BUT LC LANDS ON BOTH FEET! HE IMMEDIATELY DROPS ASHTEN FLAT ON HIS BACK!! WHAT’S HE LOOKING FOR?! AND HE.. HE’S GOT IT!! THE LOCKDOWN!!!! THE LOCKDOWN IS LOCKED IN COMPLETELY ON ASHTEN CROSS THIS TIME!! DON’T TAP, ASHTEN! DON’T TAP!! BUT LC IS PUTTING ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING HE HAS INTO ENDING THIS WITH THIS LOCKDOWN!! ASHTEN HAS NO WHERE TO GO!! HE’S TRYING TO CLAW HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES, BUT TO NO AVAIL AS LC INCREASES THE PRESSURE!! ASHTEN IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO NOT GIVE UP!! BUT HE MAY HAVE NOTHING LEFT IN HIM AS A VICIOUS LC SCREAMS FOR HIM TO TAP!! HE TAPS!!!! ASHTEN CROSS TAPS OUT!!! IT’S OVER! NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(Lethal Consequence’s music hits as the Referee hands him the Answers World Championship)

Announcer: The Winner of this match as a result of Submission!!… And NEEEWWWW ANSWERS CHAMPION OF THE WOOOORRLLLDD!!!!!…… LETHAAAAALLLL CONSEQUENCESSSS!!!!!!

Stew: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! He did it! Lethal Consequences is once again the King of the Mountain!! LC has just achieved something many people thought he would NEVER be able to achieve again! He just proved here tonight at Pain For Pride that there is such thing as a second chance in this life and he cemented that by winning the Answers World Championship right here tonight in Dallas, Texas at PAIN! FOR! PRIDE!!

Masters: I can’t believe this! Y2Impact is gone from Voltage! Impact is looking on from the outside of the ring in SHOCK! He can’t believe it! He’s at a loss for words as he looks on at Lethal Consequences celebrating in the ring!

Stew: Karma is a bitch and Y2Impact just got a LETHAL dose of it right here tonight, Masters! But all three men gave it their all tonight, they ALL wanted that Answers World Title more than anything else in the World, but it was THAT man in the ring tonight that had what it took to leave Pain For Pride as THE Answers World Champion!

Masters: I can’t believe Impact just got fired from Voltage! This is ridiculous! Impact still can’t believe it as Ashten Cross gets back to his feet in the ring!

Stew: Both LC and Ashten stare down in the ring as a furious Y2Impact looks on.. Ashten looks disappointed that he isn’t walking out of this arena as the New Answers World Champion as he and LC share some words.. Both men shake hands as Impact is now screaming at the Referee on the outside! It looks as though this chapter has come to an end for all three men and it truly, truly delivered! Signing off for Masters, I’m Stew-O, and thank you for joining us here tonight for the first night of Pain For Pride! Be sure to be back here tomorrow for Day 2, I got a feeling it’s gonna be bigger than expected!..

(Lethal Consequences celebrates in the ring with the Answers World Championship as the camera fades to black)

(Pain For Pride Day 1 Logo Buzzes)

(EAW Intro Plays)

(Video Package airs highlighting StarrStan and Jason Cage’s feud for the Elite Championship)

(Camera cuts back to the ring)

(StarrStan’s music hits as the crowd erupts with boos)

Stew-O: Welcome back to PAIN FOR PRIDE, ladies and gentlemen!! And the first match of the night starts out with a good old Voltage exclusive!! Now Ladies and gentlemen… I can tell you now that it may be one of the most hard-fought contests we’ve seen from both of these men in a long time!

Masters: And thank GOD for this being exclusive too, not that listening to you talk is all that better, but it sure beats listening to anyone at Jumping-The-Border Commentary over there at the Dynasty table!

(Red, white, and blue confetti begins to reign down from above)

(StarrStan rises up from below the stage with the Elite Championship around his waist, wearing an American Flag like a hood)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall and it is for the Elite Championship!!…… First, the champion!… From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!….. Weighing in at 240 pounds!….. HE IS THE ELITE CHAMPION!!…… STAAAAARRRRRRRRRRSTTTAAANNNNNNN!!!

(StarrStan takes off the American Flag and taunts as fireworks explode behind him)

Stew: Is this a concert or a wrestling contest? This is all apart of this shtick Starr has been milking ever since having to deal with Jason Cage, he’s humiliating Jason himself, Jason’s home country of Canada, and insulted basically any country that’s NOT America, he seems to have grown a head too big for that Elite Title.

Masters: StarrStan is a champion, Stew, he can do whatever he wants whenever he wants. And if he wants to be proud of his country and rub it in someone else’s face, then who are we to get in his way?

(Jason Cage’s music hits as the crowd cheers)

(Jason Cage comes out in red and white-colored version of his normal attire as he makes his way to the ring)

Announcer: And his opponent!…. From Montreal, Quebec, Canada!…. Weighing in at 240 pounds!….. JAAAASSSOOOOONNNN CCCAAGGGEEEE!!!

Stew: This is the young Jason Cage’s Pain For Pride debut tonight and I’m sure he’s not driven by fear despite the experienced veteran he’s about to take on, it looks as though Jason is driven by anger! And he has a right for his anger, he has been attacked by mentally and physically for months by StarrStan.

Masters: Cute reference you threw in there, Stew, but it doesn’t matter what Jason is “driven” by tonight, LOOK at StarrStan in the ring, he hasn’t taken his eyes off of his opponent as Jason enters the ring…

Stew: You can see StarrStan smiling with that mouth-piece reading “Elite” on it as a determined Jason Cage looks to begin this match early on! But the Referee keeps him back, taking the Elite Championship and holding it up in the air.. That’s what this is all about too, every ounce of energy both of these men have will go into– STARR SWIPES THE TITLE FROM THE REF’S HANDS!! HE SWINGS AT JASON CAGE!!!

Masters: BUT JASON CATCHES STARRSTAN BY HIS LEFT ARM, DRAGGING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! HE’S GOT THE FORCED CONFESSION LOCKED IN AS THIS MATCH OFFICIALLY BEGINS!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: THIS MATCH COULD BE OVER WITHIN SECONDS, STARRSTAN IS LOCKED IN THIS DEVASTATING HOLD AND HE’S SECONDS FROM TAPPING OUT!!! NO! Starr is quick to escape the submission, escaping to the outside! What a beginning to this match, both men stare down, Starr looking on from the outside as Jason demands he get back in the ring! Remember, if Starr loses this match, he said himself, he will never wrestle in the United States again and he tried his best to get the upper-hand by attempting to attack Jason with that Title BEFORE the bell rang! Starr looks to be going over some kind of strategy with himself on the outside as Jason continues to watch him with all the malicious intent he can muster in his head! Starr demands Jason get back before he re-enters the ring.. And it looks like the Referee will comply as he forces Jason to back up.. StarrStan slides back into the ring slowly but surely as both men circle the ring now..

Masters: No better way to start this match off, Stew, these men will do absolutely everything in their power to win this match, to win that Elite Title.. Both men lock up now.. Starr takes the upper-hand with a side headlock! But Jason quickly escapes it, sending Starr off, into the ropes! Jason TAKES Starr down with a shoulder block as he comes back! Jason charges into the ropes as Starr stays down.. Starr quickly gets back to his feet now as Jason comes in! Starr takes Jason down with an arm drag! Jason is sent nearly all the way across the ring, scrambling to get back to his feet as Starr CHARGES! But Jason sends Starr to the outside, pulling down the top rope!! Jason sees a possible golden opportunity here as Starr quickly climbs back to his feet on the outside.. Jason coming off the ropes! SUICIDE DIVE! But Starr manages to stop him dead in his tracks with a European uppercut just as his upper torso makes it outside the ropes! A dazed Jason Cage looks to recuperate, pulling himself up using the top rope as Starr gets to the apron! He catches Jason with a hangman on the ropes!

Stew: This is not where Jason wants to be, he can’t give Starr control of this match, but Starr will do anything to take it as he climbs up to the top turnbuckle! HE LEAPS! FLYING CLOTHESLINE FROM STARRSTAN!! JASON CATCHES THE ARM OF STARR, BRINGING HIM DOWN ONCE AGAIN!! FORCED CONFESSION!!!! BUT STARR IMMEDIATELY TURNS IT INTO A ROLL-UP!!! STARR ILLEGALLY PLACES BOTH FEET ON THE ROPES AS THE REF COUNTS!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!……….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!

Masters: The Referee stops the count? Oh c’mon! So what if his feet were on the ropes? The Referee stops the count as Starr quickly gets back to his feet arguing with him! He could have just won this match up! BUT FROM BEHIND! JASON PULLS IN STARR FOR A ROLL-UP!! NO! He quickly gets back to his feet, grabbing both legs of the Elite Champion! HE’S LOOKING FOR A SHARPSHOOTER!!! STARR IS STRUGGLING OUT OF IT! BUT JASON’S TOO MUCH FOR HIM! HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN!!!! STARRSTAN IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, HE COULD BE FROM SECONDS TO JUST MINUTES FROM TAPPING OUT AND LOSING EVERYTHING HE’S WORKED FOR TO GET HERE!! But look at this! StarrStan is using everything he has to escape this hold! He’s FORCING Jason into something! Jason Cage drops to the canvas, breaking the hold as Starr immediately gets to HIS feet! HE’S GOT THE SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN ON JASON CAGE NOW!! THE TABLES HAVE TURNED ON JASON CAGE!! But Jason quickly grabs the bottom ropes! Starr shows no signs of letting up as the Referee quickly begins the count!

Referee: ONE!.. TWO!!…. THREE! FOUR!!

Stew: Starr breaks the Sharpshooter! BUT HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS THE ANKLE OF JASON CAGE, DRAGGING HIS BODY INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AWAY FROM THE ROPES!! ANKLE LOCK!!!! JASON CAGE REALIZES THAT THIS COULD BE THE END OF HIM!! HE’S FIGHTING OUT OF IT WITH EVERYTHING IN HIS BODY! HE SLOWLY FORCES HIMSELF ONTO HIS BACK AS STARR KEEPS IT LOCKED IN! HE GRABS THE ARM OF STARR AND PULLS HIM IN!! FORCED CONFESSION!!!!! NO! StarrStan is reverses! ROLL-UP!! NO! Starr gets back to his feet, keeping the legs of Jason! He slingshots Jason Cage straight into the top turnbuckle! Starr is quick to get back to his feet, coming off the ropes!! A dazed Jason woozily back-pedals into the middle of the ring as Starr comes in with a full head of steam! Clothesline! But Jason ducks under it, racing into the ropes as Starr does the same! BOTH MEN COLLIDE WITH INDIVIDUAL CLOTHESLINES!! What impact that was! It looks as though that move just stopped both of these men dead in their tracks, both are down and now it’s just a race to see who makes it to their feet first!

Masters: Both men look to be hurting as they begin making it back to their feet.. It could be anyone’s game at this point.. Jason and Starr make it to their feet! StarrStan connects with a HARD European uppercut! Jason replies with a European uppercut of his own! Starr comes back with a SECOND European uppercut! Jason with a second European uppercut of his own as the crowd battles back and forth between boos and cheers as well! JASON STOPS IT ALL WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF STARR! But Starr sends a knee into the gut of Jason! Starr is battling back, he’s back in control now as he unloads a flurry of shots into the body of Jason Cage! Starr sends Jason back-pedaling into the ropes with one final European uppercut! Jason coming off the ropes.. STARR PULLS HIM IN! BELLY TO BELLY!! But Jason breaks it with a HARD knife-edge chop to Starr again! Jason backs into those ropes again as Starr follows.. Starr swings! But Jason ducks under it, catching StarrStan from behind! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!! JASON CAGE SENDS STARR PLUMMETING OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!! Starr MAY have nailed that ring apron on the way down, I didn’t quit catch it.. But one thing is for sure, StarrStan is now in trouble as the Ref begins his count..

Referee: ONE!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!…………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………………. FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: Starr’s shaking the cobwebs out of his head, trying to realize where he is as Jason Cage looks to be preparing himself..

Referee: SIX!!!!!!!!!………..

Masters: What’s the lunatic, Jason Cage, waiting for? Starr pulls himself back to his feet using our table..

Referee: EIGHT!!!!!!!……..

Stew: JASON CAGE RUSHES FORWARD!! THROUGH THE ROPES! SUICIDE DIVE!!!! STARRSTAN DODGES IT AS JASON CAGE IS SENT CRASHING AND BURNING INTO THE EDGE OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!! BAH GAWD!!! What a turning of the tables we may have just witnessed! Jason Cage’s body nearly flipped in mid-move, causing him to possibly hit the edge of our table with his tail bone!! Jason is barely moving down on the mat as StarrStan slowly rolls back into the ring! The Referee now re-starts his count, this time for Jason Cage!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!…………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………. FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: C’mon Jason! Get up, you haven’t worked so hard to end it like this!

Referee: SIX!!!!!!!!!!!……… SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Masters: StarrStan looks on as a possibly injured Jason Cage pulls himself back to his feet slowly here on the outside using the ring apron! But I don’t think he’ll make it in time!

Referee: NINE!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: JASON MAKES IT BACK INTO THE RING!! StarrStan wastes NO time at all going back on the attack, but this time he’s sending every shot he has straight into that damaged lower back of Jason! Jason is cringing in pain with every devastating shot his opponent lays into him with! But Jason is going to have to find some kind of way to battle back despite the damage done to him, that’s the ONLY way he’s going to win this match! Just look at the look of determine on Jason’s face as he slowly looks to climb back to his feet as Starr continues his attack on the lower back region of his opponent! Jason SENDS a headbutt into the stomach of Starr! Another headbutt! A third headbutt connects as Jason escapes the grip of the Elite Champion! Jason charges into the ropes! HE’S COMING AT STARRSTAN WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM!! STARR CATCHES JASON WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!! It’s executed PERFECTLY as Jason Cage rolls in pain on the canvas! Starr either has to follow up or go for the pin, but he needs to think of something quick! Starr drops an arm over Jason! THIS COULD BE ALL SHE WROTE FOR THIS YOUNG MAN!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………….

Masters: BUT NO! Jason Cage with a shoulder up! StarrStan can hardly believe the resilience of Jason Cage, ESPECIALLY after that damn near career-ending suicide dive he attempted! But that doesn’t look like it’s going to make Starr give up as he turns Jason onto his stomach, sending even MORE shots into his back! Jason looks to be in for a whole WORLD of hurt if Starr keeps this up! What’s Starr looking for now? He’s setting something up.. CAMEL CLUTCH!!!! HE’S GOT THE CAMEL CLUTCH LOCKED IN ON JASON CAGE!!! THIS IS A PERFECT WAY TO EXPLOIT THE INJURED BACK OF CAGE AS HE INCREASES THE PRESSURE!! JASON IS MOANING IN PAIN AS STARR SCREAMS FOR HIM TO TAP!! THIS MATCH COULD BE COMING TO AN END VERY QUICKLY, JASON DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH LEFT IN THE TANK TO ESCAPE THIS!! JASON CAN HARDLY MOVE AS HE RAISES AN ARM IN THE AIR! HE’S GOING TO TAP!! But NO! Jason is looking to get out of this! I’ve gotta admit, I can’t BELIEVE the strength of this guy as he is actually TRYING to power out of this! Starr looks intent on ending it, but Jason is mustering everything in his body to get out!

Stew: Jason Cage– He’s SLOWLY RISING BACK TO HIS FEET!! HE’S PICKING UP THE BODY OF STARRSTAN WITH HIM, ON HIS BACK NO LESS, AS HE RISES UP!! But Starr drops down to his feet, allowing Jason to get up as well! STARR DRIVES JASON DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SITOUT REAR MAT SLAM!!! Both men are down once again, Starr put everything he had into that Camel Clutch and Jason STILL got out of it! But hold on just a second! Starr quickly pulls himself back to his feet! He looks like he’s motivated to end this contest! He looks amped to end his opponent as he mocks Jason Cage’s signature taunt! Oh I.. I think we know what StarrStan MAY be looking for as he begins to climb up to the top turnbuckle! What IS he looking for?! He’s ready to fly! MOONSAULT!!!! NO!! JASON CAGE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! STARRSTAN IS SENT CRASHING TO THE CANVAS WITH GREAT IMPACT!! Jason Cage may have just saved himself this entire contest! Jason quickly rises back to his feet using the ropes!

Masters: He’s looking down at a now laid out StarrStan! Jason Cage is looking back at the fans as they erupt with cheers! He knows what they want! JASON GIVES THAT SIGNATURE TAUNT BEFORE CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE FURTHEST FROM STARR!! He’s up! He’s poised! He’s ready to fly!! HE LEAPS!! THE MODERN REVOLUTION CONNECTS!!!! JASON CAGE JUST LEAPED 3 QUARTERS OF THIS RING IN ORDER TO CONNECT AND HE DID SO WITH PERFECTION!!! JASON IS IN PAIN, BUT HE’S CRAWLING TOWARDS A BATTERED AND BEATEN STARRSTAN!! HE ROLLS STARR ONTO HIS BACK! HE HOOKS THE LEG OF STARR FOR THE COVER! THIS COULD BE IT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: NO!! NO! STARRSTAN WITH A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! THIS MATCH IS FAR FROM OVER!! WHAT RESILIENCE THAT IS BEING SHOWN FROM THE ELITE CHAMPION, HE’S SHOWING THIS MAN, JASON CAGE, THAT HE WANTS IT JUST AS MUCH AS HE DOES!! Jason Cage looks disappointed in not having this match won then and there.. Jason quickly pulls himself back to his feet, grabbing a hold of the damaged Elite Champion.. Jason slowly drags this damn near unconscious StarrStan to his feet.. But Starr immediately escapes the grip of Jason! HE PULLS HIM IN!! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX– MY GOD– INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY, WHAT A MOVE!! JASON CAGE NEARLY DROPS ON HIS HEAD AFTER THAT CAREER-ENDING COUNTER THAT STARRSTAN JUST DELIVERED!! THAT ALREADY DAMAGED LOWER BACK OF JASON JUST COLLIDED WITH THE TURNBUCKLES OF THE CORNER!! STARRSTAN HAS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO END THIS!! HE’S GOT A CHANCE TO TRULY PROVE HIMSELF AS AN ELITE CHAMPION! HE… HE DROPS AN ARM OVER THE CHEST OF JASON CAGE!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!………….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………..

Masters: BUT JASON CAGE WITH A SHOULDER UP!! I can’t believe the sheer WILL it takes to kick out of something like that, Stew! Jason Cage could be seriously injured and he REFUSES to lose this match! He REFUSES to give up and go home without that Elite Championship around his waist! Both men are now down, neither may have anything left in their tanks to continue.. But hold on a second.. It looks as though the Ref is going to begin his count, this could very well end in a draw!

Referee: ONE!!!!!….. TWO!!!!!!!!!…… THREE!!!!!!!!…….. FOUR!!!!!!!!

Stew: Both men are now moving… They’re each reaching closer and closer to their feet…

Referee: SIX!!!!…. SEVEN!!!!!!!…..

Masters: THEY’RE UP! Starr swings a kick into Jason! But Jason catches it! He spins Starr around and goes for a kick of his own into the gut of Starr! But Starr catches HIS kick as well! HE COULD BE LOOKING TO TURN IT INTO AN ANKLE LOCK!! BUT JASON LEVELS STARR, COUNTERING INTO A DROPKICK!!! Jason seems to have the advantage here as both men slowly get back up once again.. Starr gets up first! JASON WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF STARR! ANOTHER knife-edge chop! ANOTHER! JASON IS UNLOADING A STORM OF CHOPS AS THE CHEST OF STARR BEGINS TO TURN A SHADE OF RED!! Starr back-pedals into the ropes! JASON CHARGES WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! BUT STARR SENDS JASON OVER AND UP WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! No! Jason manages to catch himself on the ring apron! He NAILS Starr with a shot to the back of the head! Starr woozily turns around as Jason slingshots himself! FLYING SHOULDER BLOCK! BUT STARR COUNTERS, GRABBING THE ARM OF JASON AND TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! COULD IT BE?! FORCED CONFESSION!!!! IT’S LOCKED IN ON JASON CAGE!!!

Stew: WHAT A TWIST IN THIS CONTEST! STARRSTAN HAS THE FORCED CONFESSION LOCKED IN ON ITS OWNER!! JASON CAGE COULD BE VICTIM TO A HUMILIATING DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OF THE MOVE HE MADE FAMOUS RIGHT HERE TONIGHT AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!! Jason looks to be fighting out of it… He rolls over! He escapes it!! BUT HE IMMEDIATELY REVERSES!! HE MAY HAVE IT!! HE’S GOT IT!! ANKLE LOCK!!!! JASON CAGE NOW WITH THE ANKLE LOCK ON STARRSTAN!!!! JASON CAGE HAS VICIOUSLY TURNED THE TABLES ON THE ELITE CHAMPION AS HE SCREAMS IN PAIN AT THE HANDS OF HIS OWN FINISHER!!! HE’S ON THE VERGE OF TAPPING!! Starr forces himself forward! He sends Jason Cage colliding into the corner of the ring as the Ankle Lock is officially broken! Starr quickly gets back to his feet as a dazed Jason Cage back-pedals into him! Starr locks the waist of Jason from behind!! GERMAN SUPLEX– No!! JASON STOPS IT, REVERSING INTO A ROLL-UP!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………..

Masters: But Starr kicks out of it!! Both men quickly get to their feet, both looking to make the first move! Starr swings! But Jason ducks under it– LOCKING THE WAIST OF STARR FROM BEHIND!! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! Jason Cage is looking for the full Hat Trick as he quickly pulls a now panicking Starr back to his feet!! SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX!! But it does NOT connect as Starr nails Jason with an elbow to the jaw! He turns it around on him!! STARR WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX ON JASON NOW!! Starr has once again gained the advantage here as he pulls Jason slowly back to his feet.. SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! StarrStan is looking for Jason’s own Hat Trick on its owner!! Starr begins pulling Jason up once more for the final suplex.. But Jason escapes Starr’s grip, catching him from behind!! GERMAN SUPLEX!! No! Starr reverses it once more!! GERMAN SUPLEX ON JASON!! Jason is holding on to the Referee’s shirt, trying to not let it connect!! Jason pushes the Referee away as Starr sends him up! SECOND GERMAN– JASON SWINGS A LEG BACK INTO THE GROIN OF STARRSTAN!!! What a dirty move!!

Stew: Jason just played Starr at his OWN game!! The Referee turns back around as Jason reverses once more! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! Jason is looking for the Hat Trick once again as he pulls Starr up again.. SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!!!…. Jason isn’t even finished! He drags a now dazed and damaged StarrStan back to his feet once more! Can he get it?! THE THIRD AND FINAL GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AS THE HAT TRICK FULLY CONNECTS!!! Jason Cage quickly gets back to his feet, looking once more to the crowd around him as they erupt with cheers! HE SIGNALS ANOTHER ONE COMING!! JASON BEGINS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HE LEAPS!! NO!! Starr is quick to get back to his feet! He REFUSES to lose this! He runs up to stop Jason! BUT JASON IMMEDIATELY UNLOADS MULTIPLE HEADBUTTS INTO THE SKULL OF STARR!! STARR’S LOSING BALANCE!! And a FINAL headbutt sends Starr dropping to the canvas! Jason gets ready– STARR ROLLS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! HE RACES UP TO JASON ON THE TURNBUCKLE!! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!

Masters: JESUS!! StarrStan connects BEAUTIFLY with an Olympic Slam on Jason Cage from the top turnbuckle!! This could be the end of this match right here!! Starr is hurt, he’s beaten, he’s battered, but he’s crawling his way over to his downed opponent! He’s wants to keep that Elite Title! He wants it more than anything in the World right now!! HE DROPS AN ARM OVER THE BODY OF CAGE!! THIS IS IT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. THREE!!!!–

Stew: NO!!! MY GOD– NO!! IT’S NOT OVER YET!! JASON CAGE WITH A SHOULDER UP!! YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE GUTS IT TAKES TO KICK OUT OF A MOVE LIKE THAT!! THIS MAN IS LAYING IT ALL ON THE LINE, BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE!! THERE’S HARDLY EVERYTHING LEFT FOR THESE TWO MEN TO DO TO EACH OTHER!! StarrStan with a very either sadistic or determined look across his face.. Slowly rises to his feet.. And he PULLS the straps of his singlet off as the crowd boos!! He’s pumped! He’s motivated to truly end this!! He.. HE GRABS THE ANKLE OF JASON!! BUT JASON IS DOING EVERYTHING HE IMMEDIATELY CAN TO GET OUT OF THIS!! HE’S HOBBLING ON ONE FOOT!! STARR ABANDONS THE ANKLE LOCK AS HE PULLS JASON CAGE IN!! OLYMPIC SLAM!!! NO!! JASON DROPS DOWN BEHIND STARR!! STARR TURNS AROUND! JASON CATCHES THE ARM OF STARR, DRAGGING HIM TO THE CANVAS!!! FORCED CONFESSION!!!!! IT’S LOCKED IN!!! JASON CAGE WITH THE FORCED CONFESSION ON THE ELITE CHAMPION!!! STARR IS DOING ANYTHING HE CAN, EVERYTHING HE CAN TO GET OUT OF THIS!!!

Masters: HE DOES NOT WANT TO TAP!! HE GIVES EVERYTHING UP THAT HE PUT ON THE LINE FOR THIS MATCH IF HE JUST TAPS OUT!! BUT HE’S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH NO HELP IN SIGHT!! STARRSTAN IS PUTTING EVERY OUNCE OF ENERGY HE HAS INTO THIS AS HE BEGINS TO RISE TO HIS FEET!! BOTH MEN ARE UP, BUT JASON STILL HAS IT IN!! STARR PICKS HIM UP!! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!! BUT JASON ROLLS OVER!! HE’S GOT THE FORCED CONFESSION STILL LOCKED IN!!! NEITHER ONE OF THESE MEN ARE GIVING IT UP!! STARR IS ONCE AGAIN PUTTING EVERYTHING HE HAS INTO PULLING HIMSELF TO BOTH FEET!! HE’S ALMOST UP!! JASON IS SCREAMING IN HIS EAR FOR STARR TO JUST TAP!! STARR PICKS HIM UP AGAIN!! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! BUT JASON ESCAPES IT THIS TIME, BREAKING THE FORCED CONFESSION!! STARR TURNS AROUND TO MEET JASON GRABBING A HOLD OF HIS ARM ONCE AGAIN!!! But Starr reverses it into an arm drag!! Jason quickly gets back to his feet! HE CHARGES!! Starr trips him up– IMMEDIATELY GRABBING HIS ANKLE!! ANKLE LOCK!!!! IT’S LOCKED IN!!! JASON IS LOOKING TO ESCAPE IT!! BUT NO! STARR IS HOOKED INTO HIM LIKE A PITBULL!! NEITHER MAN IS GIVING UP! BOTH WANT THIS ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP MORE THAN ANYTHING!! STARR SUCCESSFULLY TURNS JASON OVER ONTO HIS STOMACH!!

Stew: WHAT A CONTEST BEING SHOWN HERE BY BOTH OF THESE MEN– I CAN’T BELIEVE THE RESILIENCE OF JASON CAGE AND STARRSTAN!! JASON REFUSES TO TAP!! HE’S PUT EVERYTHING HE HAS INTO THIS MATCH, HE REFUSES TO LOSE THIS!! HE’S CLAWING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES!! STARR IS TWISTING AND CRANKING MORE AND MORE WITH EACH PASSING SECOND!! NOBODY WANTS TO GIVE UP!! JASON IS INCHES AWAY!! BUT STARR DRAGS JASON INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! STARR DROPS DOWN, NOW HYPER-EXTENDING THE LEG OF JASON CAGE AS HE INCREASES THE PRESSURE OF THAT ANKLE LOCK!!! JASON IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! HE DOESN’T WANT TO TAP OUT!! I THINK HE MAY RATHER BREAK HIS ANKLE THAN LOSE THIS MATCH!! HE’S TRYING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO MAKE IT BACK TO THE ROPES!! I DON’T THINK HE CAN!! HE WANTS IT!! HE WANTS IT!! JASON CAGE TAPS OUT!!!! HE TAPS!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(StarrStan’s music hits as both men stop what they’re doing and pass out on the canvas)

Announcer: The Winner of this match as a result by Submission!!!…. And STTIIIILLLLLL ELITE CHAMPION!!!!!……. STAAARRRRRRRSSSTTTAAANNN!!!!!!

Stew: WHAT A MATCH!! I have NEVER before in my entire LIFE seen two men willing to put everything on the line so badly like that of which we’ve just witnessed between StarrStan and Jason Cage!!

Masters: I’ve gotta admit, Stew.. Despite everything I’ve said about Jason.. He’s proven to be one HELL of an athlete here tonight.. I can’t believe the intensity, the resilience, the back and forth action that both of these men brought to the table here tonight on the grandest stage of em all! Pain For Pride!

(Devan Dubian and Chris Hessian slide into the ring, taking the Elite Championship from the
Referee and give it to a still worn out StarrStan)

Stew: And here together is all of Team Starr tonight, still celebrating their victory from earlier, Team Starr has proven to be one of, if not THE most successful stable in EAW History here tonight!

(Devan Dubian and Chris Hessian pick up StarrStan on their shoulders as Starr holds up the Elite Championship)

Masters: I hope your opinion of this man, StarrStan, has also changed after seeing this match, Stew..

Stew: I’ve always been aware that StarrStan is one of the greatest athletes this company has, Masters, but he may have just proven here tonight that he is THE greatest athlete this company has right here tonight at Pain For Pride! But this young man, Jason Cage, certainly proved that he is right there beside Starr as to how far being an amazing technical wrestler goes. Congratulations to BOTH of these men for the match up they just delivered, and it seems they left it all in the ring tonight.

( The camera pans backstage to Flashback, standing in the interview room )

Flashback: Ladies and Gents, this is EAW’s _# 1 broadcaster, Flashback, back to the job I do best… and tonight I have a special guest, she’s been a serious force to be reckoned with since coming to EAW, and is a serious face in this Vixens Championship Gauntlet.. please welcome.. Carrie!!

( Carrie walks on-screen, accompanied by SG1 )

Carrie: Hello, Flashback…

Flashback (noticeably staring at Carries chest): Great having you ladies here, and–

SG1: Wai-wai-wait… Flashback, eyes off the prize..

Flashback: Sorry, sorry, uhm.. well, tonight, Carrie, you go into the Vixens Championship match.. what’s been your biggest motivator for perhaps winning the Gauntlet match happening this evening?

Carrie: I’d like to say that say my biggest motivator for tonight’s been SG1.. she’s really trained me alot, she knows what it takes to become the Vixens Champion, and winning it on the biggest stage would be a huge deal for me.. but ofcorse…

Carrie: I do love bringing punishment to the inferior, puny Vixens who obviously can’t hold a candle to me.. ( Flashback is seen gazing at Carries chest again ))

SG1: Flashback…

Flashback: ….

SG1: FLASHBACK! **Flashback jumps up**

Flashback: OH! .. Oh, sorry..

SG1: You weren’t paying attention to what she said at all, are you? Were you just staring at Carries breasts??

Flashback: No, I swear! … okay.. maybe alittle… but they’re just… they’re just soooo juic-

SG1: WELL, WELL, Well, Flashback, since you’re obviously concerned with Carries looks more than her opinion… why don’t we do alittle something with that? Flashback, y’know, Carrie would be willing to go on a little… date… with you.

Carrie (sounding suprised): I would?

Flashback: She would?!

SG1: Certainly! But she doesn’t like a pansy… no.. Carrie likes real men, and Flashback, I just don’t think you’re cut out for her..

Flashback: I am! I am! ANYTHING to be with her and that gorgeous rac–

SG1: Easy there! Flashback, honestly, if you want Carrie to be your lady… you’re gonna have to do something balsy… and I know something that’ll work…

( SG1 holds up a LeBron James, Miami Heat jersey, as the entire crowd chimes in boo’s )

SG1: See this?? This is a LeBron James jersey, the FINEST apparel, for the FINEST player in the NBA… and you just happen to be in the center of hicksville, USA; Dallas, Texas! So, Flashback, if you’re man enough to be Carrie’s man, you’re just gonna have to walk out to a crowd FULL of Dallas fans, wearing this badboy…

Flashback: Are you crazy?? I’ll be killed!

SG1: Are you gonna do it or not?? **SG1 jabs Carrie in the side**

Carrie: Oh, um.. **clears throat** ( Carrie puts her hand on FB’s shoulder ) It’ll be worth your while..

Flashback: Okay… ill do it. I’m so excited, this’ll be my first date in years!! I might have to shave my palms… wheres the Jersey?

( SG1 hands Flashback the jersey, as he puts it on )

SG1: Alright, now through those double doors are the arena marketing corridor… im sure theres thousands of people stuffing their faces and spending their money there, so you should be a good attraction. Run along!

( SG1 and Carrie follow Flashback to nearby double doors, as Flashback grimly walks through the double-doors, and walks through as he walks out to see thousands of people walking around, at concession stands, buying foot and etc… )

( Flashback looks around for a moment ) …

Flashback: Well, I guess nobody cares–

Random Man _# 1: Hey! Is that thurr a Lebron James jersey???

Random Man _# 2: I THINK IT IYUSS!! ( Many people start looking at Flashback, and gathering around towards him )

Random Man _# 3: THE NERVE OF THAT REDCOAT!

Random Woman _# 1: LETS GET HIM!!!

( Flashback starts running and screaming for his life, but is chased by an angry mob of dozens until he’s tackled to the ground by several elderly women, and mobbed by others )

( SG1 and Carrie are seen chuckling, as Mak suddenly walks up inbetween the both of them, watching Flashback get mobbed )

Mak: ….

Mak: …. (no)….

( The camera cuts off, panning to black.. )

*EAW Montage plays revolving the battle for the Vixens Championship, showing each women and their main goal to achieve being champion*

(Christy Cruise’s music hits as the dazzling Vixens Champion mildly dances around to her own music upon walking down the ramp on her all-black top and tights with matching boots)

Ring Announcer: This match is a Vixens scramble match and it’s for the VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP!! And entering first from Orlando, Florida and weighing at 116 POUNNDSS… CHRISTTTYYY CRUISSSSSEEEEEE!!!

Stew: Our Vixens champion is looking good and she better be on her game tonight because scramble matches are very dangerous, but I’m sure she knows what she has to do, she’s a champion or a reason!

Masters: She knows, she got this… But, every vixen coming into this match are prepared and know what’s at stake in this match! But I wonder who will Christy start this match off with?!

(Two men roll out a red carpet to the ramp as Heart Break Gal’s music hits Dozens of Paparazzi’s came out from everywhere starting to snap pictures. HBG comes out wearing a black hood. She suddenly takes off the hood and does her signature pose for the cameras, revealing her red glittery in-ring attire with “It’s Okay to Stare” written on her to)

Ring Announcer: And the challenger, from DALLAS, TEXAS!!! And weighing at 120 PPOOOUNDSS… THE HEART BREAK GAAAAAAALLLL!!!! (Crowd cheers loudly)

Masters: Oh boy! It’s the 2011 EAW Hall of Famer, the Heart Break Gal starting off this match against our champion, what a great way to start this!

Stew: And listen to this crowd, Masters! The loudest it’s been so far! And that’s because we’re in HBG’s hometown of Dallas, Texas!

Masters: Well of course, Stew, even I’m loving HBG right now but we’re about to start this match off! I can’t wait!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Masters: And this match is finally underway! Who will walk out with the EAW Vixens Championship? TIME TO FIND OUT! We start his match off with perhaps the two most talented women in this match-up. HBG and Christy go for a lock-up but quickly HBG side-steps her and locks in a side-headlock! But Christy quickly pushes HBG against the ropes as the two slingshot off!

Stew: But Christy bulldogs HBG and picks up the early momentum in this match-up! I think normally we’d see a pinfall here but there’s no use since Christy is currently the champion anyway. Christy looks up at that clock and still sees there is more than 4 minutes left until the 3rd Vixen joins this match. Christy turns her attention back to HBG…

Masters: But HBG is quick to a send a kick to the mid-section of the current champion! Heart Break Gal gets back on her feet and WHAT A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! HBG SHOWING THE GOOD EARLY IN THIS MATCH-UP! Heart Break Gal picks Christy up from the ring canvas, and sends a hard elbow right between the eyes! Now what is she planning for here?

Stew: Heart Break Gal picks Christy up off the canvas again… and Irish Whips her to the turnbuckle! And now runs after her!! TURNBUCKLE CLOTHESLINE! But wait! She now Irish Whips Christy to the other side of the ring… and could she be going for de ja vu here? YES! ANOTHER TURNBUCKLE CLOTHESLINE!

Masters: The Hat-Trick? Heart Break Gal for the 3rd time Irish Whips Christy into the opposite turnbuckle… She runs at the turnbuckle! BUT WAIT! Christy reverses it! What an elbow to the jaw! I don’t think HBG expected that one!! Christy runs towards HBG and DAMNNN!!

Stew: WHAT A REVERSAL BY HEART BREAK GAL! TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! Heart Break Gal goes for the pin! The Dallas Crowd is on their feet for this pin!

ONE!! TWO!!

Masters: But NO!.. the champion kicks out! Heart Break Gal takes a quick glance at the clock and sees there’s only about two and a half minutes before the next challenger comes out… HBG grabs Christy by her hair and she’s about to hit a DDT on to the mat!

Stew: BUT Christy reverses it quickly into a snapmare suplex which knocks HBG onto the mat!! And the crowd boos Christy as she proceeds to attack HBG!!

(CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOO CHRISTY SUCKS! CHRISTY SUCKS! CHRISTY SUCKS!)

Masters: And now we’re reaching the finally minute until the next challenger! As Christy holds in a head lock on HBG! But she’s fighting back! HBG starts using her elbow to get her out of the lock then she Irish whips Christy into the ring ropes and CHARGES at her and smacks her body right into her!

Stew: Now HBG starts posing as she looks at the clock, and 30 seconds are left now! BUT NOW HBG IS GOING FOR THE KILL!! SHE’S GOING FOR A SWEET CHIN MUSIC AS SHE STARTS TUNING UP THE BAND!!! SHE STARTS STOMPING HER FEET! AS THE CROWD IS INTO IT!!! AND CHRISTY IS SLOWLY GETTING BACK UP AS 10 SECONDS ARE LEFT!! SHE BEGINS STOMPING!!

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BAM!!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC CONNECTS AS HBG FLIES ON TOP OF CHRISTY CRUISE!!

( Meanwhile Cameron Ella Ava’s Music hits as she makes her way to the ring looking sexy as ever in her pink top and tights. She quickly runs to the ramp area high fiving each fan)

Ring Announcer: Coming into the match now, from Los Angeles, California and weighing at 125 POOOUNDSS… CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!!!

Masters: CAMERON QUICKLY SLIDES INTO THE RING NOW AND SHE GRABS HBG OFF OF CHRISTY AND SHE THROWS HGB ACROSS THE RING AS SHE ROLLS ONTO THE OUTSIDE!! AND CAMERON COVERS CHRISTY!!!

ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Masters: BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! Cameron just stole the pin from HBG! AND NOW SHE’S CURRENTLY VIXENS CHAMPION!!! HBG IS ENRAGED ON THE OUTSIDE AS THE CROWD IS AS WELL!!!

(CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!)

Stew: Okay now, HBG slides back into the ring while Cameron is up celebrating already as if the match is already over! And now Christy is hopping back onto her feet and she isn’t happy at all!

Masters: I think Christy is about to pop a vein muscle as she stares at Cameron! But HBG starts mouthing words at Christy!

Stew: The three are in a war of words right now, I wish we had some audio on them to hear what they’re saying! We can only read body language here folks… none of them seem to be getting along at all! Wait a minute… Christy and Cameron turn their heads at HBG, who is undoubtedly trash-talking them!

Masters: And they begin to double-team Heart Break Gal! They exchange punches as they both use her as a punching bag! Now Christy Irish Whips Heart Break Gal across the ring… on the rebound they do a double standing dropkick! Knocking Heart Break Gal out of the ring!!

Stew: Now their focus is turned to one another… as the two Vixens start exchanging punches! Haymaker after haymaker from Christy… but Cameron keeps fighting back with her own upper-cuts! Christy gains the advantage however and Irish Whips Cameron across the ring! BUT WAIT!! Cameron Ella Eva reverses it and sends Christy across the ring flying!!

Masters: Or so we thought! She hits Christy with a kitchen sink take-down… but Cameron isn’t allowing any time for her to catch her breath! She hits a handful of armdrag take downs before finally lifting the former Vixen champ on her shoulders and connecting with a sit-out powerbomb! The cover!!! ONEEE… TWO…… BUT HBG gets back into this match-up!

Stew: Heart Break Gal grabs Cameron by her tights and throws her out of the ring! And now she goes for the pinfall on the champion! ONEEE… TWO… But Christy Cruise kicks out! Heart Break Gal takes a quick glance at the clock and sees there is still about 3 minutes left until the 4th Vixen comes out…

Masters: Heart Break Gal is now climbing to the top-rope! These Dallas fans on their feet, cheering for their hometown girl to connect with this big move… HBG is waiting and waiting on the turnbuckle until Christy gets on her feet! Christy slowly… but surely… gets up. She turns around as HBG leaps off the turnbuckle!…

Stew: WHAT AN AMAZING REVERSAL BY CHRISTY!! AT THE LAST SECOND, Reverses it into a Spinning Wheel Kick! That gave Christy some much needed momentum to get back into this match! Now Christy goes to pick HBG up… as she throws her against the ropes! But what a veteran move to just go toppling over the ropes, knowing she’s in trouble otherwise!

Masters: One minute is left on the clock before the next challenger enters!! But Christy then turns around and meets with Cameron again! AND CAMERON HITS A DROPKICK ONTO CH—WAIT!! CHRISTY REVERSES IT INTO A SMALL PACKAGE AND CHRISTY HAS THE PIN OVER CAMERON!!!

ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: SO just like that, Christy is Vixens Champion again! And Cameron quickly tries to go right back after her before she gets too happy! 20 seconds remain on the clock for the next Vixen as Cameron quickly hits a Pele kick right into Christy!! And now 5 seconds remain as she begins stomping Christy!!! (The countdown appears)

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(Carrie’s music hits as she is seen looking serious and prepared for this match. She makes her way to the ring wearing a red robe and a golden crown as if dressed as a queen)

Ring Announcer: And entering now, from Apple Valley, California and weighing at125 POOUNDSS… CAARRRRRRRRIIIIIEEEEEE!!!

Masters: And Carrie doesn’t waste any time here! She’s goes right after Cameron Ella Ava as HBG hops in the ring again as well and goes after Christy, to continue to juke it out! But wait! Christy and HBG take their fight to the outside of the ring! Uh oh! As they both topple to the outside of the ring…

Stew: That just leaves Carrie and Cameron in the ring now, as Carrie gets the leverage over the smaller Vixen. Carrie over-powers Cameron and puts her on her shoulders… what does she got in mind here??! A Submission HOLD! The TORTURE RACK!! This an extremely painful move, I’m not sure if any of you have ever been in a wrestling ring but this has to be one of the worst imaginable!

Masters: Cameron may have no choice but to tap out here! The referee is questioning CEA, but she isn’t giving in… as she sends a few elbows to the skull of Carrie! But that isn’t enough to break the hold! Instead, Carrie re-sets the Torture Rack and is able to re-lock the submission hold with more pressure to the spinal area!

Stew: Meanwhile, while this is going on… Heart Break Gal and Christy Cruise are still having a fist-fight out here in front of our announce table! Heart Break Gal though sends a high knee to Christy’s face… and slams it right against the turnbuckle! Damn!! Uh oh… now Heart Break Gal sees what’s happening in the ring!

Masters: Carrie doesn’t know it… but Heart Break Gal climbs to the top-rope! The crowd gets on their feet and sends echoes throughout the arena, making Carrie turn around with Cameron on her shoulders!! Carrie drops Cameron but it’s too late! HBG with an impressive missile dropkick!

Stew: But Carrie quickly slides out of the ring… to escape any further damage… leaving Heart Break Gal to the damaged Cameron Ella Ava! Heart Break Gal doesn’t waste any time either! Heart Break Gal climbs to the top turnbuckle! I think we all know what she’s going for here! THE PAPARAZZI PLUNGE!

Masters: But NOOO! Christy Cruise starts pulling on HBG’s leg before she could jump off… but HBG uses her amazing leg flexibility and kicks Christy back to where her head smacks off the announce table!!! Now she goes to set up the Paparazzi Plunge again!!!

Stew: AND IT CONNECTS! THE COVER ON CAMERON ELLA AVA! ONEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOO!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

HEART BREAK GAL IS THE CURRENT CHAMPION… but there’s still 2 minutes left until the 5th and final Vixen comes out! Kendra Shamez!

Masters: HBG is happy as hell inside that ring and she quickly tries to take advantage as she heads outside the ring and waits, trying to hide from the other Vixens…. But what she doesn’t know, Carrie is out there! AND CARRIE COMES FROM BEHIND AND SLIDES HBG BACK INSIDE THE RING WITH ONE MINUTE LEFT ON THE CLOCK!

Stew: Carrie grabs HBG for the F-U!! SHE LEFTS HBG RIGHT ONTO HER SHOULDERS!! BUT HBG RACKS CARRIE’S EYES AND SHE PULLS HER TOWARD HER FOR SPINNING DDT!!!

Masters: Carrie is out cold as the clock reaches 30 seconds!! And HBG is booming by herself in the ring but here comes Christy with 10 seconds left!, but HBG quickly clothesline Christy back onto the outside of the ring as the clock reaches 5 seconds(The countdown begins)

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(Kendra Shamez makes her entrance smiling and wearing nice silver-pink attire. She spreads her arms up in the air as she walks to the ring)

Ring Announcer: and entering last! From Buffalo, New York and weighing at 117 POOOUNDSS… KENDDRRRAAA SHAAAAAAMMMMEEEZZZZ!!!

Stew: Only 5 minutes left for this match as Kendra quickly slides into the ring to meet face to face with HBG, and both women stare off at each other and start smiling as HBG CHARGES right at her but Kendra quickly ducks and smacks a superkick right in her jaw! HBG is laid out as Kendra covers HBG just like that!

ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!!

(DING DING DING)

Masters: The crowd certainly doesn’t like it but just like that Kendra hits a superkick on HBG and she’s now Vixens Champion! BUT CHRISTY CRUISE IS BACK UP INSIDE THE RING AND SHE QUICKLY TAKES KENDRA DOWN ON THE MAT AND STARTS PUNCHING VASTLY INTO KENDRA’S SKULL!!

Stew: But Kendra pushes her off and she rolls back up onto her feet and now she goes for another superkick into Christy this time, but Cruise ducks under her and she tries to roll up her!

Massters: But Kendra kicks out before the count could even start… and now Carrie is back inside of the ring and she grabs Kendra and body slams her on the mat! But Christy kicks Carrie in the back! BUT TO NO AFFECT AS CARRIE TURNS AROUND AND HAS HER HANDS WRAPPED AROUND CHRISTY’S NECK AND SHE LIFTS HER UP! BUT CAMERON COMES IN AND SHE KICKS CARRIE IN THE KNEES, CAUSING HER TO DROP DOWN ON THE MAT!

Stew: 3 minutes are left into this mat but now Cameron bounces herself off the ropes and hits a drop kick into Carrie’s face as she’s down on her knees!! And Christy now CHARGES at Cameron but Cameron ducks under and pulls the ropes down as Christy flips over the top turnbuckles!!

Masters: and as Cameron gets up and turns around, she meets face to face with Carrie again!! AND CARRIE PLANTS THE C.C. DDT ONTO CAMERON!!! AND CARRIE WITH THE COVER ON CAMERON!!!

ONE!! TWO!!! THREE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: Carrie is the champion now, MASTERS! AND SHE HAS ONLY 2 MINUTES AND 10 SECONDS TO SURVIVE!!! But Kendra quickly goes after Carrie as the clock continues to spill every second…

Masters: Kendra grabs Carrie and Irish whips her off the ropes and she bounces off the ropes herself for a HUGE clothesline which connects into her!

Stew: Kendra then goes up to the top turnbuckles as she’s going for a flying forearm from the top! But Carrie is getting herself back up quickly, but Kendra still flies off the ropes, but Carrie grabs her, and she lifts Kendra in the air and tosses her face first onto the mat! Kendra is in pain after that HUGE drop by Carrie!

Masters: but now Christy Cruise comes back into the ring and she hops right on Christy as Carrie tries to pull her off but Christy quickly drops down and hits the ONE HIT WONDER! AND NOW A
PIN OVER CARRIE!!!

ONE!!! TWOO THREE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: Christy is champion again and only with 40 seconds left in the mat! Kendra is back up and she’s stalking Christy THE BITCH TREATMENT AS SHE TURNS AROUND AND KENDRA THIS IT!! SHE PLANTS THAT RKO ONTO CHRISTY AND COVERS HER!!!

ONE!!! TWOOOO!!!!THREE!!!

(DING!DING!DING!)

Masters: SO JUST LIKE THAT KENDRA IS CHAMPION AGAIN AND ONLY 20 SECONDS LEFT IN THIS MATCH!! HBG IS FINALLY UP BUT SHE SEES SHE DOESN’T HAVE MUCH TIME!!

Stew: It’s do or die for HBG! SHE HAS TO HIT HER BIGGEST MOVES AS ONLY HER AND KENDRA ARE UP FACE TO FACE IN THE RING!

Masters: Kendra throws the first punch but HBG falls down onto the mat and hits an uppercut onto Kendra! AND KENDRA FALLS BACK AND HBG QUICKLY GOES FOR SWEET CHIN MUSIC BUT KENDRA DUCKS!! AND SHE GOES FOR THE BITCH TREATMENT!! SHE HITS IT!!! KENDRA HAS IT!!AND WITH ONLY 10 SECONDS LEFT, KENDRA DECIDES TO LAY ON TOP OF HBG!

ONE!!!…
TWOOOOOOO!!!

Stew: WAIT A MINUTE, MASTERS!! HBG SUDDENLY ROLLS KENDRA OVER INTO A ROLL UP!!! WITH ONLY 5 SECONDS LEFT!!! WHAT THE HELL?!!

ONE!!! TWOOOO!!! THREEE!!!

(DING! DING!DING!)

Masters: AND TIME HAS EXPIRED, HBG IS THE NEW VIXENS CHAMPION!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner of this match and the NEWWWWWW Vixens Champion… THE HEAAAARTTTTTT BREEEAKKKKKKKKK GAAAAAAL!!!!

(HBG music hits as she gets up celebrating with the Vixens Championship as Kendra looks on very shocked)

Stew: Listen to this capacity crowd, masters, they can’t believe it themselves but their hometown hero has won the match! She’s Vixen Champion!!!

Masters: Can we go back to replay or something, because how in the world was HBG able to easily withstand the Bitch Treatment by Kendra?

(Replay shows that Kendra didn’t actually hit HBG with the Bitch Treatment perfectly as HBG plays possum on the mat)

Stew: Wow that explains a lot! Kendra didn’t hit the RKO correctly as her hands barely even touched HBG, and HBG just played along with it and faked as she was really hit by the Bitch Treatment! WHAT A SMART MOVE BY OUR NEW VIXENS CHAMPION! She outsmarted Kendra, and that’s why she is our champion.

Masters: This was really deserved by HBG, and I’m very proud her for being able to call herself a
champion again.

( The camera pans backstage to Mr.DEDEDE, walking backstage towards his lockerroom ) …

( DEDEDE walks up to his door, and opens it just to see HRDO sitting in his lockerroom, and he steps back startled )

Mr.DEDEDE: WHAT THE— ( HRDO stands up )

HRDO: Hi there, Ryan..

Mr.DEDEDE: What are you doing here HRDO…

HRDO: Hmm.. it’s funny, you’re always so… scared… of me, whenever you see me. What, was it something I said? Am I ugly? Because it seems like the sight of me seems to crush your spine…

Mr.DEDEDE: What are you talking about?? I’m not scared of you…

HRDO: You’re not?? Let’s be very honest with ourselves, Ry… It’s me. Nobody ekse, Consider me your guardian angel… I know that for the last three years, my sight bothers you… and its not because I can put a hurting on you… its because you have a guilty gonscience. You’ve felt guilty, ever since you and Ronn two-timed me at Pain for Pride…

Mr.DEDEDE: … Well..

HRDO: What happened? What happened to you? Let’s be honest with ourselves, you’re not going to win against Banks tonight.

Mr.DEDEDE: YES I AM.

HRDO: No you’re not. Because the foolish ideas of your ways… thinking you can take shortcuts to the top every time you travel there are a belief that’ll follow you to the grave. You need to face it.. the Mr.DEDEDE im looking at isn’t half the competitor that the Mr.DEDEDE in AWF was. Meanwhile, CM Banks has done nothing his entire career but get better and better and better…

HRDO: And im sure you’re more experienced, more skilled, and more cunning than you’ve ever been… but theres one thing that makes a winner in EAW is heart, and you have none. Meanwhile, CM Banks’ entire heart is in this business, no matter how much you like him or not.. And you’re going to look for shortcuts to the victory in this match too… **HRDO lunges towards DEDEDE’s throat, and backs him into the wall as DEDEDE doesn’t struggle**

HRDO: But the difference is… THIS TIME, I’M THE FACILITATOR.

HRDO: THE DIFFERENCE IS, THERE WILL BE NO SCREWJOBS. THERE WILL BE NO SHORTCUTS. AND THERE WILL BE NO MERCY FROM ME IF YOU EVEN THINK THAT IM GOING TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, ONCE YOU TASTE THE G.T.R… **HRDO cools down, as he releases DEDEDE and smiles**

HRDO: So.. you’re left with two choices. 1. You can hang it up. Allow yourself to go into that match unchanged, and allow CM Banks to destroy you… or 2. You can prove me wrong, and for the first time in 3 and 1/2 years, show the heart of a lion… the heart that I once looked up to..

HRDO: You left that heart of a champion, that heart of a lion in AWF… **HRDO digs into his pant pocket, and pulls out Mr.DEDEDE’s hall of fame ring**

HRDO: Bring it back… or that heart will stop beating permanently…. **HRDO drops the Hall of Fame ring on the ground, as he walks out of the lockerroom**..

**DEDEDE picks up the Hall of Fame ring, and stands up to see CM Banks standing onfront of him with an outstretched arm**

Mr.DEDEDE: ….

CM Banks: … May the best man win….

( DEDEDE shoves past Banks, and storms out of the lockerroom, as Banks turns around and watches him leave )

CM Banks: Whelp, I guess he’ll never learn…

( Banks turns around and walks away )

(Recap video package plays featuring Channel Zero defeating Sex N’ Violence for the EAW Unified Tag Team Titles, the formation of the New Cavalry, Sons of Mayhem getting involved, and the announcement of the Unified Tag Title match at Pain For Pride)..

(Camera cuts back to the arena where multiple tables have been placed all around the ring and ramp, along with small cans of lighter fluid and lighters)

(Sons of Mayhem’s music hits as Mr.Smyth and Eddie Mack come out to the stage)

Announcer: The following contest is a triple threat tag team elimination FLAMING TABLES match!!… And it is for the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!…. First, making their way to the ring… Weighing in at a combined weight of 477 pounds!…. They are the team of Eddie Mack and Mr.Smyth!!…. THE SONS! OF!! MAAAAYYYYHHEEEMMM!!!

Jaywalker: Jaywalker and Deadprez here on commentary for this match and to be honest, I have absolutely NO idea how to call a.. What is this called? Triple threat? Tag Team? Elimination? Flaming tables?…

DP: It’s a mouth full and it isn’t going to exactly be a classic five-star match, but it’s going to be one HELL of a match nonetheless, Jay.

(New Cavalry’s music hits as Storm Lightning and Ross Shackleford come out to the stage)

Announcer: Next, making their way to the ring… Weighing in at a combined weight of 505 pounds!…. They are the team of Ross Shackleford and Storm Lightning!!….. THE NEEEWWWWW CAVALRRRYYYY!!!

Jaywalker: Much like the Sons of Mayhem, The New Cavalry looks more than ready to cash in this golden opportunity at making their make tonight here at Pain For Pride. This team of Ross and Storm formed not too long ago on Dynasty and they’ve been looking to win the Unified Tag Titles ever since, but that’s not exactly where the story ends, because after Pain For Pride, Storm there is challenging whomever leaves Pain For Pride as the EAW Champion, so they must have a lot on their minds.

(Channel Zero’s music hits as Apollo Calix and Kawajai come out to the stage with the EAW
Unified Tag Team Championships around their waists)

Announcer: Lastly, making their way to the ring, the champions!…. Weighing in at a combined weight of 444 pounds!…. They are the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!…. The team of Apollo Calix and Kawajai!!…. CHANNNEEELLL ZEERROOOO!!!

DP: You can’t doubt the arrogance or the brashness of these two men, they look as if they’re on top of the World and as far as these others teams are concerned, they ARE. Lets not forget that this is two Dynasty teams taking on one Showdown team, the odds are against these men, but they don’t even seem to care as they make their way down to the ring..

Jaywalker: They better start caring, because here comes the other teams straight for them!! All three teams erupt into a brawl here on the ramp before this match can officially begin! All six of these men want nothing more than to destroy each other just for those Tag Titles! KAWAJAI CRACKS ROSS SHACKLEFORD OVER THE HEAD WITH HIS TAG TITLE! Kawajai continues on the attack of Ross, walking him down the ramp as the brawl continues between the four other men! KAWAJAI DRIVES ROSS INTO THE APRON! Kawajai now backs up.. AND CHARGES! But Ross quickly picks Kawajai up! And sends him face-first into the apron! He now grabs him by his hair! AND KAWAJAI IS SENT CRASHING INTO THE STEPS HERE ON THE OUTSIDE!

DP: Ross looks to be the first man to pick up a table in this match as he does so while stalking his prey: Kawajai! Ross DRIVES that table into the spine of an already downed Kawajai! Ross now slides that table into the ring, and picks up Kawajai.. He rolls him into the ring as he slides in as well! There’s the start to this match!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Jaywalker: Ross picks up that table once more as a now damaged Kawajai rises to his feet.. Ross is NAILED in the back of the head from Mr.Smyth! Smyth quickly drops down to the mat on the outside as Ross turns around, but Smyth is quick to pick up a table of his own! He DRIVES it into the stomach of Ross through those ropes! Ross looks to be in quite a bit of pain, hanging up on that table now as Smyth charges off the steps on the outside! HE HITS THE TABLE, SENDING IT UP, INTO THE JAW OF ROSS SHACKLEFORD IN THE RING!! Ross certainly just got his bell rung by Smyth! Storm, Apollo, and Eddie Mack are still brawling out here on the ramp as Storm sends Mack crashing into that steel barricade on the side of the ramp! Storm turns around, turning his attention to Apollo now– BUT APOLLO WITH A LOWBLOW ON STORM!!

DP: He definitely caught Storm off guard with that as he picks him up! BACK BODY DROP CONNECTS ON THAT RAMP! Apollo is now making his way over to the ring as Kawajai and Smyth are now taking it to one another inside the ring.. Smyth now has Kawajai trapped in the corner of the ring, just UNLOADING with lefts and rights as Apollo climbs up to the apron, he may be looking for some double-team time on Mr.Smyth! Smyth with a HARD irish whip to Kawajai! KAWAJAI IS SENT SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE GUT OF APOLLO!! A dazed Kawajai drops down to the canvas and rolls to the outside as Smyth grabs a hold of Apollo.. And FLIPS him into the ring! A now dazed Apollo Calix gets back to his feet as he’s caught with an inverted atomic drop from Smyth! Another inverted atomic drop! And now Smyth with a knife-edge chop to the CHEST of Apollo! What a shot! Apollo turns around to meet a thunderous shot to the head from Smyth!

Jaywalker: Storm and Eddie Mack are going at it still back on the ramp as Smyth now sends Apollo COLLIDING into the corner of the ring! Apollo looks hurt as Smyth readies himself.. HE CHARGES! STINGER SPLASH CONNECTS ON APOLLO! A now damaged Apollo drops down, flat on his back as Smyth signals to the crowd! And they are eating it up as Smyth now makes his way out to the apron.. He’s ready to fly! KAWAJAI LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE FROM THE APRON! HE NEARLY TAKES SMYTH’S HEAD OFF WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!!! Smyth drops like a rag doll to the outside as a dazed Ross Shackleford gets to his feet.. Kawajai makes his way over to the table already set up near the edge of the ramp, dragging it closer to the ring.. He picks up a can of lighter fluid!! Ross Shackleford now has Apollo where he wants him the ring as he UNLOADS flurry of shots into him in the corner! Kawajai is pouring lighter fluid on that table as Ross takes Apollo down with a back body drop! KAWAJAI SETS THE TABLE ON FIRE!!

DP: This is looking very bad for whomever meets that table.. Ross Shackleford looks to end Apollo now as Kawajai slides into the ring! He meets a boot to the face from Ross! Both members of Channel Zero are now down and out as Storm and Mack fight over in the area by the side of the ramp! Ross is looking to end BOTH Tag Team Champions as they rise to their feet! Ross charges into the ropes! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!!! BUT CHANNEL ZERO SENDS ROSS SHACKLEFORD UP AND OVER!! HE CRASHES THROUGH THE BURNING TABLE!!! HE’S OUT OF HERE!!

Announcer: Ross Shackleford has been eliminated! The only remaining member of the New Cavalry is Storm Lightning!!….

Jaywalker: WOW! The ring crew is quick to extinguish the fire, but Ross Shackleford is STILL out of this match and now a shocked Storm Lightning is very much now on his own! Storm DRIVES Eddie Mack into the side of the ramp before climbing back onto the ramp and making his way down to the ring! He doesn’t look happy at all! The New Cavalry are now fighting the odds as Kawajai meets Storm out on the outside! But Storm IMMEDIATELY begins unloading into ½ of Channel Zero! He sends Kawajai spine-first into the steps! Apollo chimes in now, going after Storm! But Storm blocks the attack by Apollo, laying in to him as well! But Kawajai is back up, now on the attack on Storm! Channel Zero is taking it to Storm Lightning as Eddie Mack now makes it back onto the ramp.. BUT HOLD ON!! MR.SMYTH IS UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HE LEAPS! FLYING CROSSBODY INTO ALL THREE MEN HERE ON THE OUTSIDE!!

DP: Eddie Mack meets up with a still damaged Smyth as it looks as though Storm, Apollo, and Kawajai are down and out! Eddie quickly picks up a fresh table and sets it up there on the outside! Smyth throws him some lighter fluid! Eddie is DRENCHING that table in lighter fluid! Eddie empties the can of lighter fluid before NAILING Kawajai with a shot to the back of the head, keeping him down on the mat! Eddie picks up a LIGHTER!! Smyth seems to be working on a table of his own as he picks up one of the two tables that have already been slid into the ring.. EDDIE LIGHTS THE TABLE ON FIRE!! The fire marshals for this arena have their work cut out for them as that table is set ablaze! Eddie swings a kick into the ribs of Storm Lightning, keeping him grounded! Eddie now picks up a dazed Apollo Calix.. He pulls him in! EDDIE PICKS HIM UP!! POWERBOMB THROUGH THAT FLAMING TABLE!!! But Kawajai with a chop block to the back of Eddie’s leg!

Jaywalker: Eddie drops down to one knee as it looks as though Apollo has escaped elimination! But Eddie is now the one in trouble as both men set him up! THEY PICK HIM UP, LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX!! But Smyth makes the save, pulling Eddie off as he lands behind both men! Channel Zero turns around to met two separate clotheslines from the Sons of Mayhem!! Eddie is now taking it to Apollo here on the outside as Smyth rolls Kawajai into the ring! Smyth leaps to the apron! HE LEAPS! HILO CONNECTS ON KAWAJAI! But Smyth isn’t finished yet!! He’s looking to completely end Kawajai! Smyth LEAPS to the top turnbuckle as these fans erupt with cheers! HE SIGNALS THE END!! STORM LIGHTNING PUSHES SMYTH OFF FROM THE APRON!! SMYTH IS SENT CRASHING THROUGH THAT FLAMING TABLE– MY GOD!!!

Announcer: Mr.Smyth has been eliminated!!… The only remaining member of the Sons of Mayhem is Eddie Mack!!…

DP: I can’t believe it! Storm Lightning with the elimination of Mr.Smyth practically out of nowhere!! It has officially become Storm Lightning versus Eddie Mack versus BOTH members of Channel Zero! Kawajai catches a shocked Eddie Mack with a shot to the gut! BACK BODY DROP CONNECTS ON THOSE STEEL STEPS!! Eddie Mack appears to be down and out as Storm now climbs up to the top turnbuckle! But Kawajai leaps to the apron, nailing Storm with a HARD shot! Storm drops groin-first on that top turnbuckle as Channel Zero now looks to take advantage! Apollo rolls to the outside! He picks up ANOTHER table! Apollo slides in, along with that table, as Kawajai takes it to storm! Apollo sets up that table now as it looks as though Storm is bleeding from his forehead! Apollo picks up a can of lighter fluid and begins pouring it onto the table!! HE IMMEDIATELY SETS IT ON FIRE!! WE’RE ON THE VERGE OF WITNESSING YET ANOTHER ELIMINATION!!

Jaywalker: Storm is in HUGE trouble as Apollo now climbs up to the turnbuckle along with both men! THEY PICK UP STORM LIGHTNING!!! LOOK OUT! EDDIE MACK MAKES THE SAVE, SENDING APOLLO DROPPING TO THE OUTSIDE!! Both Eddie and Storm seem to be on the same page now as they attack Kawajai up on that top turnbuckle! Both men look at each other for a moment before picking Kawajai up!! DOUBLE-TEAM CHOKESLAM SENDS KAWAJAI INTO THE FLAMING TABLE!!!! HE’S OUT!!

Announcer: Kawajai has been eliminated!!… The only remaining member of Channel Zero is Apollo Calix!!….

DP: What a turn of events! Storm Lightning and Eddie Mack put aside their differences and banded together in order to level the playing field! Both now both Eddie Mack and Storm are going at it on that top turnbuckle! Both men brawl as a furious and now lone member of Channel Zero that is Apollo Calix sets up yet another table here on the outside! He begins pouring lighter fluid onto it as Eddie Mack now works on that bloody forehead of Storm! He may not have much left in the tank! APOLLO SETS THE TABLE ON FIRE!! Apollo immediately begins climbing up to the turnbuckle along with Mack and Storm! But they quickly, together, fight Apollo off! A furious Apollo Calix slides back into the ring as Mack and Storm go after each other again! Apollo picks up that table in the ring from earlier! AND DRIVES IT INTO BOTH STORM AND MACK!! Apollo now sets up THAT table in the ring as both men on the turnbuckle look to regain themselves..

Jaywalker: Apollo is back with that ligher fluid as he drenches that second table in it!! He’s looking to make this arena hotter than hell as he picks up the lighter now! AND SETS THE TABLE ABLAZE!!! Apollo quickly gets back on the attack, picking up Storm from the turnbuckle! HE’S GOT HIM UP IN A ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP-LIKE POSITION!! BUT STORM IS GOING AFTER EDDIE STILL, PICKING HIM UP NOW!! STORM IS LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX ON EDDIE AS APOLLO LOOKS FOR AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP ON STORM!! THIS IS GOING TO END BADLY! But Eddie escapes it, NAILING Storm with a shot to the jaw as Apollo GOES FOR IT!! ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP SENDS STORM LIGHTNING THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!!!

Announcer: Storm Lightning has been eliminated, therefore The New Cavalry has been COMPLETELY eliminated from this match!!….

DP: Eddie Mack may have just completely saved his tail there as he looks to regain his balance as Apollo Calix gets back to his feet! EDDIE LEAPS!! But Apollo nails him with a HARD shot to the face, dropping him back down!! Apollo is looking for the end here!! He’s GOTTA win this for Channel Zero!! Apollo climbs up with Mack, laying into him with even MORE hard shots!! Eddie is in no-man’s-land up there on that turnbuckle with Apollo! Apollo.. What’s he looking for now? HE’S SETTING EDDIE UP!! MOTHERFUCK’D FROM THE TURNBUCKLE!!!! BUT MACK IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT!! HE PICKS APOLLO UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! WHAT’S HE LOOKING FOR?! DON’T DO IT! WHATEVER YOU’RE PLANNING, MACK, DON’T DO IT!!

Jaywalker: IMACKULATE FROM THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! BUT APOLLO IS DROPPED THROAT-FIRST ONTO THE TOP ROPE AS EDDIE LANDS IN THE RING!!! APOLLO IS SENT FLYING BACK THROUGH THAT FLAMING TABLE HE SET UP EARLIER ON THE OUTSIDE!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!! NEW CHAMPIONS!!! EDDIE DID IT!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(The Sons Of Mayhem’s music hits as Eddie Mack is handed both EAW Unified Tag Team Championships in the ring)

Announcer: The Winners of this match and NEEEEWWWWW EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!….. EDDIE MACK AND MR.SMYTH….. THE SONS!! OF!!! MAYHEM!!!!

DP: What an ending and what a shock to see ALREADY new Tag Team Champions here tonight at Pain For Pride!! A still burned Mr.Smyth is now out here to celebrate with Eddie Mack as Eddie hands him HIS EAW Unified Tag Team Championship! Both of these men have just shocked the World by defeating the New Cavalry and Channel Zero in this HELLACIOUS Flaming Tables match!

Jaywalker: All I care about is that they just took the Tag Titles home to Dynasty! They laid it all out on the line tonight and came out victorious to I suppose congratulations are in order for these two men: Smyth and Mack.

DP: Kawajai now helps Apollo Calix to the back as they look back, FURIOUS, at the unfortunate events that have just occurred for them. I’m sure they’re going to want revenge on the Sons Of Mayhem for this night!

(Camera fades backstage to Matt Daniels’ office. He gets up from his desk, and heads toward the door)

Matt Daniels: It’s time to catch the rat…

(Camera shows Matt Daniels making his way toward the entrance curtain)

(Camera fades back into the arena, as Matt Daniels’ music hits)

Deadprez: Well here we are… back out at ringside as it seems Matt Daniels wants to “expose” the man who has been controlling Power’s contract secretly for the last few months. And I’m sure Power is gonna be happy about this… as he’s been trying to hunt down the guy for seemingly forever!

(Matt Daniels is shown in the ring with a microphone)

Matt Daniels: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! And I hope you’re enjoying Pain 4 Pride!!

(Crowd Cheers)

Matt Daniels: But unfortunately, I have some dirty work to do tonight. As most of you know.. SOMEONE has been controlling the day to day operations of one of Showdown’s top talents… Power. Power is our Interwire Champion… a very hard worker… and a man who has been unfairly booked in impromptu matches… matches that tested his limits… matches that made him defend his title when it was not necessary. And I’m out here tonight to bring this man to justice… so without further ado… Power… why don’t you come out and join me?…

(Power’s music hits)

Matt Daniels: Ladies and gentlemen… please welcome your Interwire Champion, Power!!

(Camera cuts to the stage, showing Power making his entrance and heading down the ramp)

Deadprez: Well Power’s out here… and I feel bad when they get this guy… Your boss, and one of the strongest, most dangerous men in EAW have a bounty on you, that’s NOT good!

Matt Daniels: Good evening, Power… are you ready to catch this guy?…

Power: Well… yeah…

Matt Daniels: Good… cuz I’ve been doing some digging around backstage… and I’ve been snooping around for a good while. And I have some good news… I FOUND the man behind your contract… So if everyone would please turn their attention to the stage…

(Scott Diamond’s music hits)

Power: Scott?… SCOTT?…

Matt Daniels: Calm down Power… calm down… We’ll bring the man to justice calmly.. and make sure he never does something like this again.

(Scott Diamond enters the ring)

Matt Daniels: Now Scott, glad you could join us out here tonight…

Scott Diamond (grabbing a mic): I’m glad too– Oh, I mean… I’m very sorry for my actions?

Matt Daniels: You SHOULD be.

Scott Diamond: Well.. I meant that I was sorry I didn’t abuse the contract even MORE..

Matt Daniels: What?! Scott… Well– Alright, fine. Have it your way. Power… go get him.

(A visibly enraged Power turns toward Scott, but suddenly, Matt Daniels strikes Power with his microphone, as soon as Power turns around)

Deadprez: WHAT?!?! WHAT IS THIS?! A SETUP?!?!?!

Matt Daniels: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA… They always said you had more muscles than brains! I’m the man behind the contract, Power!! It’s ME…

ETR: Matt Daniels!! It was Matt Daniels all along!!

Matt Daniels: And since that fact still holds true today… I’m gonna book you in a match… right NOW… for the Interwire Championship… RING THE BELL!!!… Get em Scott!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: This is LUDACRIS!!!… Scott Diamond waits for Power to get up… AND THERE IT IS!!! THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!!! SCOTT DIAMOND!!! SCOTT WITH THE BICYCLE KICK, AND HE COVERS POWER NOW!!! MATT DANIELS IS COUNTING THE PIN!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!….

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(Scott Diamond’s music hits)

Matt Daniels: The WINNER… and the NEWWWWW… Interwire Champion…. SCOTTTTT DIAMONNNNDDDD!!!

ETR: Wow… That’s total BS!! Power just suffered the ultimate loss in EAW, when he thought his career was gonna be turned around tonight… and ridded of that pest who had his contract! But it’s the CEO, Matt Daniels!! And he just made sure Scott Diamond won the Interwire Championship!

(Scott and Matt flee the ring as Power begins to get up)

(Camera zooms in on an enraged Power’s face as the camera fades to black)

( A recap of the Extreme Enigma and Heart Break Boy feud, including HBB winning the title, their confrontations, and the stipulations put infront of HBB are shown on the screen, hyping up the Championship match ) …

( The camera transitions to the arena, where the RA is standing in the ring )

.. ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Announcer: This following contest is set for onefall… and is for the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… AAAAAAAAAA WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!..

( A massive fleet of jetplanes from the U.S. Airforce are showcased above the stadium, flying high above the arena and massive patriotic fireworks blast in the sky )

( A professional US Navy color guard platoon walk out to the ramp, as they line down the ramp with their rifles, performing their ritual, as a marching band leads them on for their minute long ritual to the applause of the crowd ) …

( The Heart Break Boy’s music hits, as a jetplane zips over the arena, and the Heart Break Boy drops from that jetplane with a parachute open )

Announcer: Introducing the EAW CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN…. THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEARTTTTTTTTTT…. BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY!!!!

( HBB lands himself into the crowd, wearing a camoflauge variation of his wrestling gear and the EAW Championship in his hand as he embraces the EAW Fans )

WWEFan: Well well well!! The Heart Break Boy DEFINITELY earns some serious style points for that showcase! And as the Heart Break Boy makes his way from the crowd towards the ring, you’ve just gotta enjoy seeing that side of HBB, the guy who can still enjoy himself!

Jaywalker: Oh definitely! If I didn’t know any better, id say HBB was ill prepared for this match already just by interacting this way, but you know what? HBB can be in the greatest of moods, and fight harder than anybody you’ll ever see. You already know that HBB is PREPARED for ANYTHING, and the only question is if he’s prepared for what Extreme Enigma might have coming against him.

WWEFan: Definitely… ( The marchingband clears out, as HBB’s music halts and he’s in the ring, awaiting his opponent )..

( The titantron shows a long sequence of numbers and letters, spanning through the entire screen, and interchanging repeatedly in a nonstop fashion )

Voiceover: A man that will not be decoded…

Voiceover: A personality that cannot be deciphered..

( The titantron blacksout, as a large opening of a trapdoor is seen from the stage, and a gigantic ray of light shoots out into the skies, making a large symbol in the sky with the words “Human Codex” waving across the entire sky )

( Extreme Enigma’s music hits. as an even more blinding light shoots up from the trapdoor, nearly too bright to be stared into, and as it dies down Extreme Enigma rises out from that opening )

Announcer: And the challengerrr…… From Jersey City, New Jersey, weighing in at 225 POOOOOOOOOUNNNNNNNNNDSSSSSSS……. EXXXTTRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEE… EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

( Massive pyrotechnics shoot from the stage, colliding with the very pyrotechnics that shoot from the raftors, and once colliding, create fireworks above the audience as Enigma makes his way to the ring )

Jaywalker: In a stunning display, Extreme Enigma and the Heart Break Boy will enter, easily one of the biggest matches of their entire careers! Extreme Enigma knows that he needs RETRIBUTION, that last year he was on the losing end of the stick when he came into Pain for Pride with a title, and left title-less… now this is his second chance! His chance to hit it big, his chance to make up for that!

WWEFan: And a World title win at Pain for Pride is PERFECT in doing that, Jay, but that’s always easier said than done!

Jaywalker: Oh absolutely… this is one of those matches where both guys are JUST as hungry, and we reach the point where something’s gotta give….

( Both Extreme Enigma and Heart Break Boy are in the ring, as HBB hands the referee the EAW Championship, and the ref raises the belt, and hands it to a ringside worker before calling the match to start )

WWEFan: Extreme Enigma and the Heart Break Boy… crouched over, in the grappling stance, about to approach eachother are slowly circling the ring… and they both LUNGE towards eachother, snapping in a grapple, and Heart Break Boy snaps the side headlock, as Enigma quickly grabs the arm of HBB and wrenches that…. and Enigma tries WRENCHING it again, but mid-way through he decides to irish whip HBB into the ropes…

Jaywalker: And as HBB rebounds off of the ropes, Enigma ducks down for a Back-body drop, but HBB LEAPS over Extreme Enigma, and as Enigma turns around to HBB, HBB sends in lightning-quick Knife-edged chops, over and over into Extreme Enigma’s chest, and connects a HUGE ONE knocking him down!!! And as Enigma returns up, HBB knocks him down with the first to the skull, as Enigma returns up again and HBB backs EE into the corner… and now HBB ducks down and LUNGES his shoulder, thrusting into Enigma’s gut!!

WWEFan: And HBB REPEATS those shoulder-thrursts, as HBB performs a back-handspring, flipping backwards as he jogs towards EE, and EE SPINS out of the corner with the elbow into the jaw!! And as HBB turns around holding his mouth, Enigma runs for the BULLDOG… But HBB ducks out of it, anticipating it as Enigma runs towards one of the Turnbuckles… and EXTREME ENIGMA SPRINGS DIRECTLY UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND LEAPS OFF SPINNING AROUND IN MIDAIR, AND SENTON FLIPPING HIS WAY INTO A FACEBUSTER!!! A FLYING FACEBUSTER!! AND EE QUICKLY HOOKS BOTH OF HBB’S LEGS,

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!…… TWOOOOOO, But HBB kicks out of that!

Jaywalker: Woah! What a move!! Extreme Enigma gets up from that, as HBB quickly tries getting back to his feet… and Enigma backs into the ropes as HBB returns up, Enigma connects the quick Spinning wheel kick, athletic maneuver, and as HBB returns up once more Extreme Enigma backs into the ropes again… and heads towards HBB, jumping for the Running Double Axe-Handle…. but HBB QUICKLY GRABS ENIGMA, AND CONNECTS THE TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM!!! GREAT counter, as HBB goes for a hook of the leg of his own!! OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEE… TWOO, but Extreme Enigma kicks right out of that!

WWEFan: Enigma surely had some ease kicking out of that, being that HBB wasn’t able to get in as much power on the slam, or as much emphasis on the hook as he wanted after just being hit with several moves from EE…. and Heart Break Boy who’s back up barely before Extreme Enigma grabs Extreme Enigma by the head, and Heart Break Boy hooks him… and lifts him up for the Vertical Suplex, and HBB this time is holding Extreme Enigma up! HBB is holding him, and Enigma is moving his body trying to escape, but JUST before he does, HBB sends him down with that Vertical Suplex!!!

Jaywalker: And HBB sits up, holding his back after the velocity of that, and HBB capitalizes as he holds in an armbar, with the knee pressed into the side of the head!! HBB wearing Extreme Enigma down, not giving him any breathing room, and keeping Extreme Enigma grounded! After a short time, Extreme Enigma swirms his free arm to a ring rope, and HBB releases the armbar, as he steps back and runs RIGHT FOR A SHINING WIZARD!!!!!!!.. BUT ENIGMA DODGES, AS HBB RUNS GROIN-FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!

WWEFan: OUCH!!! I don’t think ive EVER seen a Shining Wizard end that horribly!!! And HBB is hanging upside down slightly by one leg, and Extreme Enigma returns to his feet… and Extreme Enigma holds onto the top rope, and CONNECTS THE CANNONBALL!!! Also known as the Rope-hung dropkick, RIGHT into HBB’s face!!! And HBB rolls out of the ring from that impact! HBB is down at ringside, on all fours trying as best as he can to recuperate, and Extreme Enigma rolls out of the ring…

Jaywalker: And as HBB is right infront of our announce table, trying despearately to pull himself up, Extreme Enigma grabs HBB and SENDS HIM WITH AN IRISH WHIP, CRASHING INTO THE NEARBY STEEL STAIRS!!!! As the steps are knocked out of place, and HBB is on the ground, grimacing and holding his right arm in pain!! Extreme Enigma’ been able to cut down HBB to size, as Extreme Enigma with quick thinking heads towards those Steel Steps… and Enigma lift thoses heavy steps up, and TOSSES them into the ring for whatever reason.

WWEFan: Heart Break Boy is using the nearby barricade to get a vertical base, pulling himself up, as Extreme Enigma’s attention is back to HBB… and he RUNS TOWARDS HBB WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT HBB DUCKS UNDER THAT TO BACK-BODY DROP ENIGMA INTO THE CROWD!!!!! And the audience members move out of the way, some have hit by Enigma, but they all move out, as HBB still grimacing his left shoulder slides into the ring, and is headed straight towards the top rope!!!!!

Jaywalker: That does NOT look good for EE! Extreme Enigma stumbles out of the crowd, finally over the barricade and at the ringside, and HBB is up at the top turnbuckle awaiting Extreme Enigma to reach a full vertical base….. and in a moment he does, as HBB LEAPS DIRECTLY OFFF!!!… AND EXTREME ENIGMA CONNECTS A CORKSCREW DIVING CROSSBODY, TAKING EXTREME ENIGMA DOWN!!!! WHAT A MOVE ON THE PART OF HBB!! The Heart Break Boy with that precisive move has brought himself back, and HBB takes a moment to himself to recuperate everything… and HBB pulls up EE to slide Enigma into the ring.

WWEFan: HBB rolls in the ring, and HBB covers Extreme Enigma now! OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEE… TWOOOOOOOOO…… THRR, NO, Extreme Enigma kicks right out! And Enigma sits up, just trying a way to get up, as HBB slides back out of the ring, and instantly flips up the ring apron to see what he can find under the ring…. and HBB pulls out several trashcan lids, several stopsigns and a Steel Chair, and toss them all into the ring! That looks DEADLY!

Jaywalker: HBB slides back in as Extreme Enigma is on his feet and sphaghetti legged, and HBB KNOCKS Extreme Enigma back down with a clothesline! One HELL of a clothesline, sounds like it could’ve taken EE’s head off! And Extreme Enigma returns to his feet, as HBB is somewhat suprised, and head behind Extreme Enigma to go for the Back suplex… but as he lifts EE, Enigma BACKFLIPS out of it!!! And as HBB turns around, ENIGMA WITH A DESPERATE ATTEMPT KICKS HBB INTO THE STOMACH, AND IMMEDIATELY HITS THE TWIST OF HATE!!!!!! WOW!!!!!

WWEFan: OH MY GOD!!!!! WHAT A SURGE!!!! THAT’S ALMOST UNNATURAL!! Extreme Enigma is down, after doing THAT to HBB, catching him in a slow spot, and literally putting a “twist” to this match!!! Extreme Enigma now rolls towards HBB. and gets his body over HBB for the cover!!! This could do it!!! OOOOOOOOONEEEEEE…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO….. BUT HBB KICKS OUT! Extreme Enigma knows he’s gotta start going for another high-impact move to bury HBB into a deeper trench, and because of that, EE wipes the blood from his mouth, and heads towards a Turnbuckle climbing up it….

Jaywalker: The way EE’s climbing it seems like hes going to go for a Moonsault, considering he did it from inside the ring, as Extreme Enigma is up top…. AND WOW!!! WAIT!!! HBB, WHO SEEMED TO BE DOWN AND OUT LIFTS HIS LEGS, AND KIPS HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET!!! AND EXTREME ENIGMA IS UP TOP, AND HAS NO CLUE, AS HBB RUNS AND CONNECTS A FOREARM INTO THE SPINE! Throwing off EE’s balance!!! And HBB turns around, and HBB HAS EXTREME ENIGMA IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!!!!! AND HBB IS FACING TOWARDS THE STEEL STEPS IN THE RING, AS HBB PULLS ENIGMA OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE….. AND CONNECTS THE POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE, INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!!

WWEFan: NO!!!!!! NO!!!!! EXTREME ENIGMA REVERSES THAT INTO HURRICANA!!!! A HURRICANA, SENDING HBB INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS JUST AT THE LAST MINUTE!!! WOW!! WHAT OFFENSE!!!! WHAT AN ONSLAUGHT!!! AND EXTREME ENIGMA HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF HEART BREAK BOY AGAIN! OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOO, BUT HBB KICKS OUT!!!

Jaywalker: That was close!!

WWEFan: I know! Extreme Enigma just brought two huge moves in a row to the Heart Break Boy, and HBB is trying his best just to keep himself going, keep some type of pulse, as Extreme Enigma heads over to that corner where HBB had tossed several weapons in, and picks up the Trashcan lid… HBB is seated conveniently at a turnbuckle, which opted EE to do this, as he paces over to HBB and places two trashcan lids infront of HBB… and Enigma backs up, RUNS, AND IS GOING FOR THE CANNONBALL!!! GOING FOR THE CANNONBALL AGAIN!!!!

Jaywalker: BUT NO!! BEFORE ENIGMA CONNECTS, HBB DODGES OUT OF THE WAY!! As Enigma ends up whiplashing spinefirst into the ground, with his legs propped up on the middle turnbuckle!! And HBB rolls to the ring apron, as he’s sphaghetti legged, in BAD condition, but is running off of pure adrenaline!!! And HBB on the apron grabs Enigma by his hair from in the ring, and PULLS HIM OUT TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR FROM INBETWEEN THE ROPES!! Enigma hits the floor gruesomely, and Enigma is just starting to return to his feet in a short moment…. as HBB SPRINGS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE FROM THE APRON,

WWEFan: AND HBB CONNECTS THE SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT TO THE OUTISDE OF THE RING, SENDING EXTREME ENIGMA DOWN!!! HOLY CRAP, WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER!!! EXTREME ENIGMA’S DOWN, HBB’S ON HIS KNEES, AND HBB HAS GOTTEN HIMSELF BACK INTO PACE WITH YET ANOTHER DIVING MANEUVER!!! Now the Heart Break Boy is up, and he takes some time to breathe after what he’s went through in this match, as you can see a slight gash over HBB’s right eye… and HBB gets Extreme Enigma, and rolls him into the ring, and HBB slides in as well, covering him!

OOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEE…..
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!……. But EXTREME ENIGMA KICKS OUT!!

Jaywalker: And now HBB is getting that look… HBB sits up… and HBB with that look in his eye tells the story, as HBB IS HEADED STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE CORNER!!! AND IS STOMPING AWAY, TUNING UP THE BAND, WITH THE ENTIRE ARENA BEHIND HIM!!!! AND EE IS PULLING HIMSELF UP, SLOWLY BUT SURELY!!! AND HBB STOMPS AWAY,
1!!!!! 2!!!!!! 3!!!!! 4!!!!! 5!!!! 6!!!! 7!!!! 8!!!…. **Enigma returns to his feet and turns around**
BAM!!!!!! RIGHT INTO THE KISSER!!!!! RIGHT INTO THE MOUTH, THE HEART BREAK BOY PLANS THE SWEET, CHIN, MUSIC!!!! AND HBB IMMEDIATELY DROPS OVER EXTREME ENIGMA!!! THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!!

OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!….. THRRRRRRRRRR—- OH MY GOSH!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! EXTREME ENIGMA KICKS OUT!!!

WWEFan: HOW IS THAT EVEN… EVEN HAPPENING?!?!

Jaywalker: I don’t know!!!

( HBB spends a moment leaning over the ropes, getting his thoughts together )

WWEFan: Do you understand that Extreme Enigma just kicked out of the SWEET CHIN MUSIC??? That was HBB’s best shot, that was his best freaking shot!!! HBB can’t believe this! He’s pulling at his hair, looking at the ref, he just can’t believe this HAPPENED! And the craziest part about it is how Extreme Enigma is still rolling around! Extreme Enigma HBB knows he’s gotta stay on the offensive, so HBB heads over to Extreme Enigma, and is throwing rights and lefts into Extreme Enigma’s face, just to try to get him to stay down! Enigma is backed up on the turnbuckle, on his knees, and HBB is throwing several punches into Extreme Enigma’s skull… and LOOK! EXTREME ENIGMA PULLS ONE OF THOSE STOPSIGNS FROM BEHIND HIM, AND SWINGS IT RIGHT INTO HBB’S GUT!!! As HBB falls to his knees!!! Extreme Enigma with all of his might, pulls himself up fully, and again BASHES THAT STOPSIGN OVER HBB’S SKULL! And now as HBB is laid out completely, EE uses that sign and PRESSES IT INTO HBB’S THROAT LIKE A GUILLOTINE!!! EE IS CHOKING THE HOLY HELL OUT OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!!!! AND HBB IS FLAPPING HIS ARMS, DESPEARATE FOR HELP, DESPERATE FOR RELIEF, AND ENIGMA IS SHOWING NONE OF IT!!

Jaywalker: But FINALLY, after what seemed to be forever, Enigma stops!! And HBB looks like he was just hit with a tractor trailor, just absolute roadkill! And HBB quickly gets himself up to his knees, and then to one knee, as Extreme Enigma runs for the turnbuckle…. and as HBB is up, ENIGMA TAKES HIM BACK DOWN WITH THE WHISPER IN THE WIND!!! AND HOOKS THE LEG!!! HERE WE GO!!!

OOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEE…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!……….. THR-R-E-E, NO!!!
HBB KICKS OUT!!! And I think we all know what Extreme Enigma must do! Extreme Enigma sits up, and looks right at the turnbuckle, the sword that he’s both lived and died by for his entire career!

WWEFan: As Enigma stumbles over to the Turnbuckle, this is his LAST SHOT, his ONLY shot! And Extreme Enigma has gotta make the most of it, as he steps onto the apron, and climbs all the way up!!! Extreme Enigma is all the way up top!!! Enigma is STANDING AT THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE….. BUT….. WAIT…… ENIGMA JUMPS DOWN???

Jaywalker: Whats the meaning of this????

WWEFan: Enigma just stopped himself from hitting the Swanton Bomb!!! AND NOW EXTREME ENIGMA HEADS TOWARDS HBB’S LEGS!!!! EXTREME ENIGMA IS GOING TO LOCK IN THE CodeX CLOVERLEAF!!!!! HE’S LOCKING IT IN!!!! HE’S GOT IT!!!!! HE’S GOT THE CODEX CLOVERLEAF THAT HE INTRODUCED LAST SUNDAY LOCKED IN!!!!

Jaywalker: HE’S GOT IT SYNCHED… EXTREME ENIGMA WITH EVERY SINGLE FIBER OF HIS BEING AND ALL OF HIS MIGHT HAS THE CODEX CLOVERLEAF LOCKED IN! HBB HAS NO OPTIONS!! HBB IS PRETTY MUCH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND HBB IS TRYING TO USE HIS LEGSTRENGTH, BUT HONESTLY, HE’S BEAT! HE CAN’T CONTINUE! THERE SEEMS TO BE NO AMOUNT OF LEGSTRENGTH THAT WILL STOP ENIGMA NOW, THIS IS THE CODEX CLOVERLEAF, A MOVE THAT CANNOT BE BROKEN BY A MAN, THIS IS THE CODE THAT CAN NEVER BE SOLVED. HBB IS LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS, HE’S LOSING STRENGTH, HES LOSING HOPE, AND HE’S LOSING THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT BEFORE HIS VERY EYES!!! HBB IS LEFT WITH LITTLE TO DO, AND NOTHING LEFT IN HIM, AAANDDDDDDDDDD…. ITS OVER.

WWEFan: No, thats not a tap, thats a reach for the STEEL CHAIR ON THE GROUND! AND HE GRABS HOLD OF IT!!!!! AND HBB, WITH HOLD OF THE CHAIR SWINGS IT BACKWARDS, AS IT CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF EE’S HEAD AND INTO HIS BACK! AND HBB SWINGS IT AGAIN, AND AGAIN, OVER AND OVER INTO EXTREME ENIGMA, BUT EE WONT BUDGE!!! HBB HAS VERY LITTLE REACH, HE JUST KEEPS SWINGING IT BACK WITH THOSE WILD SHOTS HITTING, UNTIL FINALLY EXTREME ENIGMA STARTS GETTING DIZZY AFTER THOSE REPEATED SHOTS TO THE HEAD, AND HE RELEASES IT!!!

Jaywalker: And HBB with his lower body seemingly crushed still finds a way to return to his feet, despite being dazed and confused! HBB is grimacing in pain, as Extreme Enigma was dizzy for a moment and turns back around… and Extreme Enigma RUNS TOWARDS HBB…. BUT HBB SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO EXTREME ENIGMA’S GUT!!!! AS EXTREME ENIGMA BENDS OVER, HOLDING HIS STOMACH IN AGONY! AND HBB QUICKLY PLACES EXTREME ENIGMA’S HEAD INBETWEEN THE FLAPS OF THE STEEL CHAIR, AS HBB BACKS UP AND CONNECTS THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!!!! AND ITS HITS AGAIN!!!!!!!!! IT HITS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! BUT THIS TIME EE FALLS BACK WITH HIS HEAD STUCK INBETWEEN THAT CHAIR!!! MY GOSH, THAT KICK COULDVE SNAPPED EXTREME ENIGMAS NECK!!!!

WWEFan: EXTREME ENIGMA IS LAID OUT AFTER THE SECOND SWEET CHIN MUSIC, AND HBB DROPS OVER EXTREME ENIGMA AGAIN FOR THE COVER!!!!! THERE WE GO!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!…… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( Heart Break Boy’s music hits, as he falls back to the mat seemingly unconscious, with the EAW Championship laid over his body )

Announcer: Here is your winner, and STIIIIILLLLLLLLLL THE EAW CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOONNNN… THE HEART!!!!!!!!!!! BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!

Jaywalker: Fan, this is something that many can only DREAM about! This is the boyhood dream personified, the Heart Break Boy coming into Pain for Pride with the weight of the WORLD on his shoulders, and that weight I can say has been lifted!!

WWEFan: It was an AMAZING contest! An AMAZING, AMAZING, AMAZING contest! Extreme Enigma and Heart Break Boy gave eachother absolutely everything they possibly had, they hit eachother with moves we’ve never even seen them do before, variations that we’ve never even seen before! These two, without a doubt, gave eachother a match that nobody here will EVER foreget!

Jaywalker: And even THAT can be considered an understatement! Heart Break Boy, who is on the ground, tears flowing from his eyes, hugging that EAW Championship knows that he has fulfilled his DREAM, SOMETHING THAT HE’S WISHED TO DO FOR HIS WHOLE LIFE!

WWEFan: Absolutely! HBB is paralyzed from the pain, he gave so much in this match, and he’s feeling the effects… but HBB is able to hug that EAW Championship, embrace that World Championship, and know that he has RETAINED his World Championship in general, as well as his spot at the top of the mountain! AMAZING contest! AMAZING effort, Extreme Enigma should never feel ashamed of himself!

Jaywalker: Absolutely not! Extreme Enigma gave it his all, but the Heart Break Boy has the heart of a lion and the eye of a tiger, and THAT’S what brings his dynamic! Not saying EE doesnt have that, but the Heart Break Boy flexed everything tonight, and gave it 110% extra, and thats just what distinguished it! Personally, HBB’s gained every single ounce of my respect tonight…

( Extreme Enigma is seen layed out, laying in a pool of blood dripping from his mouth, and two teeth spat out, while the Heart Break Boy is helped by three referees out of the ring, and support him up the ramp )

WWEFan: the Heart Break Boy, STILL your EAW Champion….

( The focus cuts off at HBB, holding up his Championship up and his other fist up to the crowd in celebration ) …

(Camera fades backstage to RRS with Max A. Million)

Max A. Million: Good evening everyone, and I’m SURE you’re enjoying Pain For Pride! Right now I’m standing here with the Rated R Shaman of Sexy… the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!… Now, RRS–

RRS: Shhhh….

(Short pause)

RRS: It’s time…. Pain 4 Pride? It’s time… Robbie V… the stage is set. That biggest matchup of our careers. The matchup that WILL determine who will leave tonight as the World Heavyweight Champion… as the GREATEST in Extreme Answers Wrestling. Now last week, Robbie… you really, uh… You really surprised me. You turned on me. You wanted me to realize how serious about the World Heavyweight Championship you were. Well guess what? I am too. I’m just as serious about KEEPING this baby as you are about TAKING it. Now something you fail to realize, Robbie… is that I ENJOYED that attack. Why? Because I WANT Robbie V at his best… I WANT Robbie V when he’s gonna come at me, no holds barred, the extreme dream, blah blah blah… That’s the man I want. I want the best Robbie V that anyone has EVER seen… Why are you still here?…

(Camera pans to Max standing there)

RRS: Get the hell outta here…

(RRS pushes Max out of the frame)

RRS: But look, Robbie. I want everything you have… and you sure as hell better believe that I’ll be bringing EVERYTHING that I have… and you sure as hell better believe that I’ll be the one walking out of Dallas tonight with a piece of GOLD around my waist.. Does that answer all of your questions, Max? Because that’s all I gotta say!

(RRS tosses the mic back at Max, who fell off the set, RRS walks off as the camera shows Max sitting down with the mic, confused as RRS heads down the hall)

(Recap of the feud between Robbie V and the Rated R Shaman of Sexy is played)

(Camera fades to the ring, showing the ring announcer standing in the center)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall… and it is for the WORRRLLLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIPPPP!!!!!!!!! (Crowd erupts into cheers)

Deadprez: I can’t wait for this one….

(Robbie V’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the CHALLENGER… from Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in tonight at 237 pounds… He is… ROBBBB-BIEEEEEE-V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: And with that, WELCOME back out to ringside everybody! And we’re about set for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP match! I have high hopes for this one… because we’ve been waiting for this to happen for MONTHS, and tonight, it all culminates in the ring between two men who can tear the whole house down, and steal the whole damn show!!

(Camera fades down to the Ring Announcer)

Ring Announcer: Introducing at this time… Multi-Time Grammy winning artist.. and widely hailed as one of the greatest rap stars in history… Making his way to the stage to perform “Hate Me Now”… NASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Nas enters to the stage as the crowd bursts into cheers. He greets the crowd briefly before the music hits and he begins performing)

(Camera fades over to the entrance curtain, as RRS steps out from behind and makes his way to the stage)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from Oakland, California… weighing in tonight at 240 pounds…. He is the WORRRRLLLLLD HEAVYWEIGHTTT CHAMMMPIONNNNNNNNNNNN… THE RATED RRRRRRRRR… SHAMANNN OFFFFFFFFF SEXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

ETR: Damn! We’ve got NAS out here! Nice job he did there, and it was great to see him performing LIVE out here at Pain 4 Pride!!… The lyrics to that song mean a lot to RRS… and he has adopted them as a bit of a way of life… Words to live by… and he shows it in the ring. But Robbie is no slouch either. He’s ready and willing to strike and take his former partner/friend down at any time!

(Camera shows the referee asking if both extremists are ready, then calling for the bell)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: Here we go! This match has begun, and neither extremist has moved. If I were in that ring, I’d be shaking in my boots because these guys are as tough, aggressive and ruthless as they come! They’re spending the first few seconds of this match getting loose, standing their ground as this match gets underway between two of the greatest performers in the history of Sports and Entertainment… RRS, Robbie V… and you gotta realize the danger that both of these men bring to the table… the insane moves they’re both capable of.. the quickness, the strength, the aggression that is brought into this ring tonight is enough to be felt with your own two hands… and here we go… They’re closing in on each other and Robbie V swings a clothesline at RRS!!… RRS ducks under it, and sends a Knife Edged Chop into the chest of his opponent Robbie V…

ETR: RRS retreats toward the corner as Robbie chases after him… with Robbie looking for that big strike early… throwing another big right hand at him, as RRS quickly ducks underneath it and brings Robbie into the corner, with another few Knife Edge Chops!! RRS getting out in front with the early advantage, sending multiple chops into the cornered Robbie V! RRS backs out of the corner… and Robbie V comes back at him again, not phased much by those early chops, but believe me, over time they can do a lot of damage. RRS brings a unique style of offense to the table, but so does Robbie V… to see them clash is unlike anything I’ve seen before…Their styles gel soo well together… It’s almost UNREAL…

Deadprez: They certainly do call for a fantastic match… and so far, so good as RRS sends a kick!!— No!! RRS bluffs a kick at Robbie, and it draws another right hand from Robbie V, as RRS is able to YET AGAIN duck underneath it, as he brings Robbie back into the corner.. and brings a Forearm Smash up into his dome! RRS seemingly toying with Robbie out here in the early going… But right now, this isn’t playing around… this is an all out fight as RRS pummels a bunch of right hands into the skull of Robbie V… and now ANOTHER Knife Edge Chop… and THIS one really must have stung Robbie V a bit because you can see the pain on his face as he wanders out of the corner.. and RRS is enjoying his early success in this match.. RRS brings Robbie in though.. and sends him off the ropes!!

ETR: Robbie bounces back at RRS… and Robbie stops in his tracks!! RRS throws a clothesline, but Robbie CATCHES the arm, and SLINGS RRS to the canvas with a nice takedown! RRS is quick to his feet though, as he jumps up and approaches Robbie once again, BUT ROBBIE GRABS RRS WITH BOTH HANDS BY THE HEAD, AND LOOK AT HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION!!! ROBBIE SEEMS INFURIATED AS HE LITERALLY THROWS RRS INTO THE CORNER!!!… RRS hits the turnbuckle very hard! And he’s clutching his back in pain, as Robbie observes his work.. and RRS refuses to let Robbie continue with the offense, as he rises up to the top rope in the corner there! He refuses to let the pain get to him… as Robbie charges in at him!! RRS jump OVER the incoming Robbie V, off the top rope and lands near the center of the ring!! Robbie turns around… and RRS COMES AT HIM WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS!!! RRS WITH THE THESZ PRESS AND IT TAKES DOWN ROBBIE V!!!

Deadprez: RRS follows up the Press with repeated right hands into the fallen Robbie V!! And RRS is really out into this match, capturing the upper hand and the momentum as he looks to keep it through the whole thing… but that’s not gonna be an easy feat, knowing the talent and the unpredictability of Robbie V!! Robbie’s trying to block these punches from RRS… as he THROWS the Rated R Shaman off of him… and as both men rise to their feet… HERE is Robbie’s opportunity!! Robbie SLUGS a HUGE right hand into RRS, and it knocks him back into the corner!! What BRUTE FORCE and aggression from Robbie V!! And RRS is cornered!! Robbie sends some more repeated punches to the face of RRS… and RRS bounces out of the corner… Robbie keeps RRS under control though, taking him into a Side Headlock, and carrying him over into the other corner where he’s able to tee off on him once again!!

ETR: Robbie regaining the momentum, as he sends a slew of right hands at RRS, trying to cloud the mind and impulses of RRS tonight…. and Robbie V drives in a Headbutt!! But RRS is gonna fight back! He sends a kick to the gut!!… RRS is gonna turn this thing around now, trying to fight back and regain the momentum he had just a few minutes ago, as he goes back to the Chops he had success with earlier!! He grabs hold of Robbie after that series of chops… and he’s gonna send him across the ring!! No, Robbie counters with a Reverse Irish Whip!!… RRS hits the turnbuckles… and he bounces out toward the middle of the ring, holding his back in pain after hitting the Steel turnbuckles… RRS charges out of the corner at Robbie… and Robbie DUCKS DOWN AND DELIVERS A HUGE BACK BODY DROP!!! RRS IS DOWN AND ROBBIE IS STILL IN CONTROL!!!…

Deadprez: RRS is down… Robbie is enjoying this success here in front of this huge Pain 4 Pride crowd… and he grabs RRS by the back of his neck, aggressively LIFTING RRS back to his feet.. And Robbie takes RRS up into his grasp!! He’s got RRS HIGH up in the air!! He’s got him high!!! AND ROBBIE V DUMPS RRS DOWN INTO THE CANVAS!! RRS IS PLANTED WITH A BIG POWERSLAM FROM ROBBIE V!!!… And Robbie hits the ropes after that slam!! He comes back at RRS, and drops a Running Elbow Drop!! He holds the arm there for the pin! First pinfall attempt of the matchup!! Heres the count!!

ONE!!!… TW— RRS kicks out at one and a half!!

ETR: Robbie has RRS down… and he’s pondering his neck move as he takes control of RRS’ arm and YANKS him back up!!!… Using his SHOULDER as a battering ram, firing it into RRS as he pulls the World Champion into that destructive shoulder… Like a goddamn Brick Wall! Robbie V has taken on such a powerful, destructive pace in this match… And Robbie V is gonna drag RRS over toward the corner… Robbie takes RRS and sets him up on the top rope! What’s going on here?! Robbie is planning something big… as he takes RRS… AND A BACKFLIP!!! A C4!!! A HUGEEEE C4 OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! RRS IS PLANTED IN THE RING!!!… Wow, what a C4 from Robbie V!!

Deadprez: RRS is down in the ring.. trying to slowly push himself up… and Robbie’s gonna head over there, up fairly quickly.. and lift RRS up to his feet… BUT RRS SMACKS A KICK TO THE BACK OF ROBBIE’S LEG!!… RRS hits the ropes behind him… and comes back at Robbie with a Chop Block!! RRS hits Robbie with a Chop Block, and Robbie drops to the canvas!!… RRS rises up quickly… and Robbie is slowly advancing to his knees… RRS is backing off the ropes… AND RRS HITS A LOW DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF ROBBIE V AS HE WAS ON HIS KNEES!!!… ROBBIE IS BACK DOWN… AND RRS… RRS heads back toward Robbie… and HE’S GOT THE LEGS!! RRS IS TRYING TO TURN ROBBIE V INTO THE SHARPSHOOTER!! RRS GOING FOR THE SHARPSHOOTER!!! ROBBIE V IS FIGHTING BACK, BUT IT’S NO USE!!!

ETR: RRS SENDS A STOMP BETWEEN THE LEGS OF ROBBIE V, AND HE LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER!!! ONE OF RRS’ SIGNATURES!!! Robbie V so RARELY submits in matches… I don’t think I’ve EVER seen him submit.. but nonetheless… this takes away Robbie’s leverage advantage.. it takes away his power… and there’s no way that RRS can fall victim to the Concussion Kick or the Five Star Frog Splash when he’s got Robbie in this position! But hey, look at this! Robbie is sending some hard kicks, trying to kick out of this submission, and he’s throwing HARDER back elbows… as he’s SOMEHOW able to break free as the fatigue grows within RRS! Robbie and RRS are both slowly rising to their feet… and RRS hits the ropes yet again!!… Robbie is up, and turns around… RIGHT INTO A LOW DROPKICK FROM RRS, THIS TIME IT’S INTO ROBBIE’S KNEECAPS!!! INTO ROBBIE’S KNEES!!! Robbie is slow to get up… but he’s gonna fight through it… he’s gonna FORCE himself back to his feet because that’s what Robbie V does…

Deadprez: RRS is timing this… he wants something big… Robbie is slowly rising back up to his feet… and RRS is back to the ropes again! He bounces back at Robbie V… and ROBBIE LIFTS RRS UP INTO HIS CONTROL!!!… AND HE SLAMS RRS INTO THE CORNER!!! RRS SLAMS HARD INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!!… Robbie has RRS cornered now!! And he’s sending punches, body blows, you name it at RRS!! RRS is being beat up pretty bad by Robbie now, as Robbie jumps out with the advantage in this match… Robbie takes RRS.. and whips him across the ring, as RRS hits the corner!!… And Robbie takes a few steps back… his head is radiating with confidence… as he CHARGES INTO THE CORNERED RRS!!! FULL BODY PRESS!!!….

ETR: And RRS seems a bit disabled in that corner… defenseless against Robbie… as Robbie takes a few more steps back!!… AND ANOTHER ONE?!?! ROBBIE V COMES CHARING IN WITH YET ANOTHER FULL BODY PRESS!! FULL BODY PRESS FROM ROBBIE V AND RRS FALLS TO HIS KNEES!!!… Damn! Robbie’s really turning it up! RRS lifts himself up, and stumbles out of the corner… as Robbie V sees the opportunity and hits the ropes!!… OH MAN!!! GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY ROBBIE V COMES BACK AND HITS THE CONCUSSION ON AN ALREADY WOOZY RRS!!!… ROBBIE WITH THE CONCUSSION!!! THE CONCUSSION!!!!! RRS IS DOWN!!! AND ROBBIE V… Robbie’s NOT going for the pin?! Robbie hits the ropes yet again!!!… AND ROBBIE V GOES INTO A SOMERSAULT… A SOMERSAULT AND ROBBIE HITS ROLLING THUNDER ON RRS!!!!

Deadprez: Rolling Thunder!!! Robbie’s got everything going for him right now!! And what in the world?!?! Robbie’s heading to the corner… and with RRS down… he’s gonna CLIMB UP TO THE TOP ROPE!!!… IS HE GONNA DO IT!!! ROBBIE WANTS TO FINISH IT OFF NOW!!! ROBBIE WANTS TO END IT ALL RIGHT HERE AND NOW WITH A HUGE FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!… “ROBBBB-BIEEEEE-V!!!!!!”…. HE LEAPS!!!!…………… BUT RRS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY?!?!?! RRS ROLLS OUT!!! HE ROLLS OUT OF DANGER!!! AND ROBBIE IS DEVASTATED!!! ROBBIE CRASHES AND BURNS INTO THE CANVAS!!!… BUT CAN RRS TAKE ADVANTAGE?!?!!…. RRS slowly crawls toward the fallen body of Robbie V… and… AND RRS HOOKS THE LEG!!! RRS HOOKS THE LEG OF ROBBIE V!!! THIS COULD BE IT RIGHT HERE!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!…… THREE!!!—- NO!!! ROBBIE KICKS OUT!!! ROBBIE KICKS OUT AFTER FACEPLANTING ON THE CANVAS WITH RRS ROLLING OUT FROM THE FROG SPLASH!!!

ETR: And RRS is frustrated he couldn’t put Robbie away after that! But he’s not gonna mope around about it, cuz he’s right back on his feet, and he’s got Robbie’s legs again!! RRS is trying to lock Robbie V into that Sharpshooter again!! That Sharpshooter is an EXCELLENT tool to weaken your opponents… and… RRS LOCKS IT IN!!!… Robbie V is trapped in the Sharpshooter once more!! And it seems like Robbie is getting closer and closer to tapping out as he’s stuck in this submission… he’s REALLLY struggling now as RRS yanks harder and harder on the Shooter… tightening the hold every few seconds… and Robbie is trying to reach to the ropes… he’s got that arm outstretched about as far as it can go… and he’s brushing the ropes with his fingertips!! He’s ALMOST there… he CAN’T tap out!! He can’t!! It’s Pain 4 Pride!! It’s the World Heavyweight Title!!

Deadprez: AND ROBBIE V REACHES THE ROPES!! You can see the relief sweep across his face as RRS breaks the hold… Robbie pulls himself to his feet… as RRS looks to hit the ropes and take Robbie down once again! RRS bounces back at Robbie… BUT ROBBIE COUNTERS!!! ROBBIE COUNTERS RRS WITH A SIDE SLAM!!!… A SEATED SIDE SLAM FROM ROBBIE V, COUNTERING RRS OFF THE ROPES AND ROBBIE GOES RIGHT OFF THE SLAM INTO A PIN!!! ROBBIE V HOOKS THE INSIDE LEG!! AND HERE’S THE COUNT!! OFF THE SIDE SLAM!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!…….. RRS ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!!

ETR: RRS is free from that pin… as he pushes Robbie V off of him… Robbie pushes himself to his feet… and RRS joins him at a standing base! RRS approaches Robbie… and throws a big right hand… but Robbie ducks it!! Robbie fires a right hand of his own… but RRS catches it!! He throws it away and strikes Robbie with a powerful combination of lefts and rights! RRS takes Robbie in, and sends him toward the ropes with an Irish Whip!!!… No, wait.. hold on!! Robbie counters!! Robbie counters with a Reverse Irish Whip, as RRS hits the ropes! Robbie ducks down, looking to hit RRS with a Back Body Drop…. BUT RRS STOPS SHORT!!!… AND HE SMACKS A KICK INTO THE FACE OF THE LEANED OVER ROBBIE V!!!…

Deadprez: And Robbie snaps up!! Robbie snaps RIGHT UP after that kick from RRS… and his aggression is pumping more than ever right now!! He sends a strong right hand into RRS, like that HUGE kick didn’t even affect him at ALL!!… Robbie goes to throw another right hand, slugging RRS… but RRS ducks under it!! RRS ducks under that punch and sends a kick to Robbie’s leg!! And now another Knife Edge Chop!! RRS sends Robbie off the ropes now… as RRS backs off the ropes himself!! What’s going on here?! RRS COMES BACK AT ROBBIE, AS ROBBIE COMES BACK AT RRS!!! AND THEY COLLIDE AS RRS BRINGS ROBBIE IN WITH A RUNNING SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!! Nice move from our World Heavyweight Champion, RRS!! But now BOTH men are down!! RRS and Robbie V are both down after the big Swinging Neckbreaker… and RRS rises to his feet slowly… RRS grabs Robbie V by the hair… pulling him up to his knees. Robbie is trying to fight back, throwing punches from his knees… but RRS yanks him up!!… RRS lands a knee to the gut… and brings Robbie in! GERMAN SUPLEX!!! A RELEASING GERMAN SUPLEX FROM RRS AS ROBBIE IS SENT FLYING, AND HE LANDS ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK!!!

ETR: Robbie is having some trouble getting up, as he rises to a seated position, holding the back of his neck… but RRS isn’t gonna take a break from his offensive string of success here! He’s gonna bring Robbie right back to his feet… and send him off the ropes!! Robbie comes back…. and RRS brings him RIGHT BACK DOWN!! RUNNING STO!!!… The STO brings our 2011 Grand Rampage winner to the canvas… and RRS is driving!! He wants to bring it home!! RRS wants to end it!! He’s calling for the end, as he flashes the Championship signal to the crowd… and he advances to the top rope!! RRS climbs to the top!! STIGMATA?!?! RRS GOING FOR THE STIGMATA?!?!?!……….. NO!!! ROBBIE SPRINGS TO HIS FEET QUICKLY, REALIZING THE DANGER HE WAS IN!!!… AND HE CHARGES AT RRS!!!… BUT RRS LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! CROSSBODY DROP!!! ROBBIE GETS UP AND RUINS THE PLANS FOR A STIGMATA, BUT RRS ADJUSTS AND TAKES ROBBIE OUT WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY!!!…

Deadprez: Robbie’s down!! And RRS… RRS is stirring a little bit on the canvas as he advances back toward Robbie… he crawls toward Robbie… and Robbie is giving it everything he has, just to throw a few kicks at RRS, trying to defend himself!! But RRS won’t have it, he grabs Robbie’s legs… and is he gonna go for it AGAIN?! Is RRS GOING FOR THE SHARPSHOOTER AGAIN?!?! YES!!! I THINK HE IS!!! RRS HAS THE SHARPSHOOTER AGAIN AND ROBBIE V HAS TO TAP OUT NOW!!! HE’S GOTTA!!!… HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO, THEY’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!… RRS IS YANKING ON THAT SHARPSHOOTER… BUT HOLD ON!!!…. ROBBIE IS TRYING TO KICK OUT OF IT AGAIN!!!… ROBBIE REACHES AT RRS, AND PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE SHARPSHOOTER!!! ROBBIE SLIDES OUT OF THE SHARPSHOOTER, AND PULLS RRS DOWN AND INTO A CRUCIFIX NECK CRANK!!! A CRUCIFIX NECK CRANK!!! WHAT A COUNTER!!! WHAT A SAVE!!! ROBBIE WAS DONE FOR SURE!!!!

ETR: AND RRS IS FLAILING HIS ARMS MANIACALLY!!! HE’S GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS!!!… ROBBIE’S YANKING ON THE CRUCIFIX NECK CRANK… BUT RRS HAS A LEG ON THE ROPES!!! RRS HAS A LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE… AND ROBBIE BREAKS THE HOLD!!!… RRS is free!!! And with that, RRS spills out from the apron, down to the ringside floor!! This fight is gonna spill out of the ring… what an AWESOME match thus far!! RRS spills out to the ringside floor… and Robbie gets up to his feet… he’s gonna exit the ring and follow RRS!! Robbie grabs hold of RRS… and brings him toward the Steel Steps!!… ROBBIE V SMASHES RRS’ SKULL INTO THE BASE OF THOSE STEEL STEPS!!!… AND RRS IS TRYING TO STUMBLE AWAY, BUT HE’S SEEING STARS RIGHT NOW!!!… HIS HEAD IS SPINNING AFTER THAT SHOT… AND RRS ROLLS BACK UP ONTO THE APRON, INTO THE RING!!! ROBBIE HAS TO CHASE RRS, RRS IS TRYING TO FLEE!!

Deadprez: Well escaping the ring didn’t work, as Robbie followed him out and sent RRS’ cranium into the steel! RRS retreats into the ring… RRS is in the ring, wait… RRS HITS THE ROPES!!! AND AS RRS TRIES TO SLIDE BACK INTO THE RING, RRS COMES AT HIM HARD WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE!!! AND IT DROPS ROBBIE ON THE OUTSIDE!!! ROBBIE GOES TUMBLING TOWARD THE RAMP, AS RRS TAKES ADVANTAGE!!!…. And RRS is still in the ring.. as he gazes out at Robbie, downed on the outside… RRS is resting on the top rope… taking some time to recuperate… God knows how physically EXHAUSTING this match has been! RRS is thinking something big though… I can tell… But I can’t tell what… We’re gonna find out, as RRS is slowly climbing up to the top rope… Thinking of one MAJOR offensive move that could possibly beat Robbie V tonight… He’s up there… RRS THINKING CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!!! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP AS ROBBIE V ATTEMPTS TO GET UP NEAR THE RAMP!!!…

ETR: RRS LEAPS WITH THE CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!!!!… BUT ROBBIE V!!! GOOD GOD!!!!!! GOOD LORD!!!! HOLY CRAP, ROBBIE V DODGES OUT OF THE WAY AND RRS FLIPS RIGHT INTO THE THINLY PADDED CONCRETE HERE ON THE OUTSIDE!! RRS CRASHES INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH THAT CORKSCREW MOONSAULT, AND ROBBIE MIGHT HAVE JUST SAVED HIMSELF FROM A LOSS HERE AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!! RRS WENT FOR ALL THE MARBLES WITH THAT MOVE, BUT ROBBIE WAS TOO QUICK!!! THE QUICKNESS THAT BOTH OF THESE TWO MEN HAVE KEEPS COMING INTO PLAY, AND ROBBIE EVADED THE MOONSAULT!!!…. RRS and Robbie V are BOTH down on the outside… as the referee rushes out to check on them… And this can’t be a good thing… the referee is flashing the “X” sign for RRS, as he hit his head out here on the floor… Robbie V slides into the ring, meanwhile… and RRS may have something to worry about, even while nearly incapacitated… There’s a bunch of EMTs out here checking on RRS… helping him up to his feet slowly… BUT CHECK OUT ROBBIE!!! CHECK OUT ROBBIE V!!!!

Deadprez: OH MAN!!! ROBBIE V HITS THE ROPES!!! AND HE LEAPS OVER THE TOP!!! ROBBIE V GOING FOR A SUICIDE DIVE!!!!… BUT HE TAKES OUT THE EMT STAFF!!! HE TAKES OUT THE GROUP OF EMTS AS RRS QUICKLY DIVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! THESE GUYS CAN’T CATCH EACH OTHER!!! THEY’RE TOO GOOD!!! AND ROBBIE TAKES OUT THOSE EMTS BUT RRS IS ABLE TO SLITHER OUT OF THE WAY, JUST AS ROBBIE DID WITH THE MOONSAULT!! TWO HUGE MOVES, POTENTIALLY MATCH CHANGING… NIGHT CHANGING MOVES, EVADED BECAUSE OF THE QUICKNESS AND THE STAMINA OF THESE TWO MEN!!! IT’S UNREAL!!!!… And the EMTs, RRS, AND Robbie V are ALL down on the outside of the ring! I’ve never seen anything like this before!!

(Replays are shown of Robbie’s suicide dive hitting the group of EMTs checking on RRS)

ETR: But RRS got the least of that impact! As he’s up to his knees, and inching back toward the ring! RRS gets to the apron, and rolls under the ropes… re-entering the ring as Robbie is still down.. Robbie is slowly trying to get to his feet… but RRS is waiting for him, sadistically staring out at him as he struggles to get up… He’s on his knees… but he keeps tipping over, unable to maintain his balance due to how tired he must be! This match has been going on for a good while and has been one of the most physically demanding matches that I’ve EVER seen! But Robbie is pushing himself, as he rolls up onto the apron.. and reenters the ring with RRS! Robbie is still down in the ring though… as RRS stands over him! Robbie’s in trouble!!… RRS is measuring Robbie up… and Robbie FINALLY reaches his feet… RRS with a kick to the gut, he brings Robbie in!!!… KANADIAN KILLA!!!! RRS WITH THE KANADIAN KILLA ON ROBBIE V??! NO!!! ROBBIE PUSHES AWAY FROM RRS!!!!… AND A CONCUSSION!!! A CONCUSSION ON RRS!!! ROBBIE WITH A SUDDEN BURST OF ENERGY AS HE USES IT ALL TO GET ANOTHER CONCUSSION ON RRS!!!…. THIS HAS GOT TO BE OVER RIGHT NOW!!!… ROBBIE HOOKS THE LEG!!!! HERE IT IS!!!

ONE!!!… TWOOOOOOOO!!!!……….. RRS KICKS OUT!!!! RRS KICKS OUT!!!!!!

Deadprez: HOW?!?!?! HOW?!?! THAT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST CONCUSSION KICKS I’VE EVER SEEN!!!! AND RRS KICKED OUT!!!! THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING!!! THE HEART AND THE WILL OF THE RATED R SHAMAN OF SEXY… IS UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!… And Robbie rises to his feet… he’s pacing around the ring… he’s in a state of DISBELIEF!!… And he lifts RRS to his feet!!!… Robbie V… HE LIFTS RRS UP INTO HIS ARMS!!!… BUT RRS PUSHES OFF OF ROBBIE AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!!!… RRS LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND ROBBIE V!!! AND HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES BEHIND ROBBIE!!! SPRINGBOARD STANDING MOONSAULT?!?!?! WAIT!!!… ROBBIE CATCHES RRS!!! ROBBIE V CATCHES RRS BEFORE HE CAN BE TAKEN DOWN WITH THE SPRINGBOARD STANDING MOONSAULT!!!… RRS IS HITTING ELBOWS THOUGH!!!… AND HE HOOKS HIS ARMS AROUND ROBBIE V… SPIKE DDT!!!! Robbie able to counter the Springboard Standing Moonsault.. and RRS able to counter Robbie right back with the Spike DDT!!! And now both men are DOWN, again!!

ETR: RRS crawls toward Robbie V!!… I’m not sure if Robbie has enough in him to kick out if RRS is able to get to him for the pin!!!… Here it is though, he’s got it!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!………. ROBBIE V ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!!!

ETR: NO!!! ROBBIE DOES HAVE ENOUGH!!! NEITHER MAN WANTS TO QUIT!! THIS IS PAIN 4 PRIDE GODDAMNIT!!! THIS IS THE BIGGEST MATCH OF THEIR CAREERS!!!… They’re both still down on the canvas!!… Struggling to rise to their feet… but BOTH men working hard to return to a standing base!!! The ICONIC Robbie V.. the LEGENDARY Rated R Shaman of Sexy!!… This crowd is really into this match, and I don’t blame em!! This is awesome, folks!!… RRS and Robbie are pushing off of each other, trying to rise to their feet… and they’re up! Both men are up… as RRS sends a THUNDEROUS Knife Edge Chop to Robbie, as Robbie is knocked to the ropes!!… But Robbie bounces back… with a HUGE right hand!!… But RRS returns with another Chop… WITH ROBBIE HAVING ANOTHER RIGHT HAND!! TRADING BLOWS!! NEITHER MAN GIVING AN INCH!!… RRS tries to whip Robbie across the ring… but Robbie with the counter!! RRS is sent to the corner!!… Robbie charges in!!

Deadprez: BUT RRS GETS A LEG UP!!! KICK TO THE FACE OF ROBBIE V!!!… Robbie V stumbles away… as RRS elevates himself to the top rope!!!… RRS JUMPS OFF AT ROBBIE V!!!… But Robbie runs toward the corner to evade the aerial tactics of RRS!!… RRS lands in the ring… as he charges back at Robbie… ROBBIE FLOATS OVER!!!… Robbie lands, and with RRS behind him— CONCUSSION!!! ROBBIE WITH A SUDDEN CONCUSSION KICK ON RRS AND IT CAUGHT HIM RIGHT IN THE SKULL!!! RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE SKULL!!!!… RRS COLLAPSES!!! RRS COLLAPSES IN THE RING!!!… AND ROBBIE FALLS AS WELL!!!… ROBBIE AND RRS HAVE GIVEN IT ALL THEY HAD!!! BUT THIS MATCH COULD VERY WELL BE OVER RIGHT HERE!!!… ROBBIE DROPS HIS ARM OVER THE CHEST OF RRS!!! HERE IT IS!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!!

ETR: HE DID IT!!!! HE DID ITTT!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and NEWWWWWWWW… HEAVYWEIGHTTTT CHAMMMPIONNNN OF THE WORRRLLLLLLDDDDDDD…. ROBBBBBB-BIEEEEEE-V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: THE DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!!! ROBBIE V IS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! HE DEFEATS RRS IN FRONT OF A CAPACITY CROWD HERE IN DALLAS!!!… THE FOURTH ANNIVERSARY OF PAIN FOR PRIDE! THE STARS SHINE BRIGHT TONIGHT AS ROBBIE V PICKS UP THE WIN!!!

ETR: He’s really done a fantastic job… BOTH men did in this match. And like I’ve repeated so many times DURING the match.. it was unlike anything I’ve ever seen before. These two men spilled their hearts and souls into the ring tonight… and they put on perhaps the greatest match I have ever witnessed…

(Camera pans over Robbie V celebrating in the ring with the World Heavyweight Championship, and slowly fades to black)

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8O4IP7LaCw is played )

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EMEeZIRtSc&feature=related is played afterward )

(Recap of the feud between CM Banks and Mr. DEDEDE is shown)

(Camera fades to the ring, showing the ring announcer standing in the center)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall… and will be the MAIN EVENT of Pain For Pride 4!!

(CM Banks’ music hits)

Ring Announcer: Entering first… hailing from New Jersey… weighing in at 220 pounds… C-M-BAAAANNNNNKKKSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWEFan: Welcome back to ringside here at Pain 4 Pride.. and we’re set for the headliner of the evening… Two EAW Legends… two men who define that word will go ONE on ONE out here tonight…and it’ll be one for the ages. That’s for damn sure.

Jaywalker: I have some personal history with BOTH of these men, and I can tell ya that they have both given me a run for my money over the years. Two very efficient performers in the ring, two of the greatest there ever were… and tonight they’re gonna tear the house down. I can guarantee it right now.

(CM Banks makes his way into the ring as the crowd cheers. He waits through a short pause)

(Mr. DEDEDE’s music suddenly hits)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from Bridgeport, Connecticut… weighing in at 240 pounds… He is… MISTERRRRR… DE-DE-DEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWEFan: Just seeing these two men in the ring gives me goosebumps and sends shivers down my spine.. I’m not sure I can handle it! I’m ALREADY on the edge of my seat, and the match hasn’t even started!

Jaywalker: Well Mr. DEDEDE gets into the ring.. and both he and CM Banks have their eyes locked onto each other—

WWEFan: Whoa!!

Ring Announcer: And currently making his way to the ring… the Special Guest Referee…. H-R-D-O!!!!!!!!!!

(Crowd Cheers)

Jaywalker: HRDO!! Here he comes… a man who makes anyone standing next to him look like a dwarf… ANOTHER EAW legend on his way out to the ring tonight. These three men out here tonight ARE what EAW stands for.

(Camera pans over the crowd and shows HRDO entering the ring from overhead. It cuts down to the ring to show Banks and DEDEDE staring him down)

(HRDO glances at Banks, and then to DEDEDE. He calls for the bell)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

WWEFan: And we’re underway!! The crowd is going NUTS right now and I don’t blame them. CM Banks comes out right off the bat firing punches at DEDEDE… and DEDEDE is trying to fight back, but Banks is backing him up into the corner, gaining the early advantage! This match will be no countouts, no disqualifications, this is Extreme Answerz Wrestling and this is Extreme Rules!

Jaywalker: Banks is slugging Mr. DEDEDE over and over again with those HEAVY right hands, and this is as tense an atmosphere as I have ever felt ANYWHERE… but look at DEDEDE! He SHOVES Banks out of the corner, and as Banks charges back in, Mr. DEDEDE lowers his shoulder and TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! MR. DEDEDE PUTTING HIS STRENGTH ON DISPLAY WITH THE BACK BODY DROP, LIFTING BANKS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!… And Mr. DEDEDE is gonna get outta that ring and meet his opponent on the outside to keep bringing the pain!

WWEFan: DEDEDE grabs Banks by the hair and pulls him up to his feet… BUT BANKS WITH A RIGHT HAND! CM Banks RIGHT BACK on the attack with some more fists being thrown in the direction of Mr. DEDEDE! Some big time bombs landing all over the body of DDD!!… LOOK OUT!!!.. DEDEDE GRABS BANKS BY THE NECK AND THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!… Damn! Banks collides with the Steel Steps, and DEDEDE wasn’t gonna take much more of that right handed onslaught from Banks, pushing him directly into the steel!

Jaywalker: CM Banks is down… and now DEDEDE is heading over to the announce table.. Looking to end it early, perhaps… first the ring steps.. and now he’s cleaning off our announce table!!…. DDD goes to lift Banks back up to his feet… and bringing him toward the announce table… BUT CM BANKS GRABS ONE OF THE MONITORS, AND HE SLAMS IT INTO THE SKULL OF MR. DEDEDE!!! DDD IS DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE, AS BANKS RETREATS BACK TO THE RING! This match up full of big blows early on, as we’ve had our fair share of excitement through the first few minutes of this match….

WWEFan: These men have both put themselves into a position where NEITHER of them can afford to lose.. and as Banks stands up in the ring, Mr. DEDEDE pushes himself up on the outside, checking himself for blood after being clocked with that monitor as he flashes an evil glare at CM Banks! DDD stands up as he heads back toward the ring… and he joins CM Banks, entering the ring and immediately throwing a right hand back at CM Banks! The slugfest continues, but this time with DEDEDE on the offensive side, throwing some big punches at Banks! Banks sends a kick at DEDEDE… and with the way this match has been going so far… the way these men have been going at each other.. there’s gonna be some DESTRUCTION.

Jaywalker: Banks fights DDD back toward the ropes… and whips him off the other side! DDD hits the ropes, and ducks under a clothesline from Banks, and as he comes back, he JUMPS UP AND TAKES BANKS DOWN WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE!! Banks collapses.. and DDD is still on the attack, sending stomps into the downed CM Banks… He grabs Banks by the arm… and pulls him RIGHT INTO A SHOULDER BLOCK!!… DEDEDE using his shoulder as a battering ram there, pulling Banks right into it and driving into him like an NFL lineman…. and Mr. DEDEDE brings Banks into his grasp… setting him up… and everybody knows what’s coming… BAM, the DEDEDE DDT!!! Wait! Banks ducks his shoulder and flips DDD over his back! Nice Backdrop from CM Banks there, countering the DEDEDE DDT!!

WWEFan: DDD rolls toward the ropes… trying to pull himself back to his feet… and CM Banks… Banks hits the ropes!! And he launches himself off the ropes at DDD, coming at him HARD AND SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, BACK DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! Banks joins DDD on the outside, as DDD tries to lift himself up near the barricade… and CM Banks takes DDD into his control.. and BASHES DDD’S HEAD INTO THE TOP OF THAT BARRICADE!! And Banks isn’t done! He’s gonna set DDD up… and he’s gonna THROW HIM INTO THE BARRICADE, AS DDD CRASHES HARD INTO IT, TAKING OUT A PORTION OF THAT BARRICADE WALL!!!… MORE high impact action in this match!

Jaywalker: And I’ll tell ya what… these two men have made this match… SO big.. and so important..

(Replays are shown of DDD crashing through the barricade)

Jaywalker: You can see the impact of DDD crashing into the barricade wall there… but here comes CM Banks, and he wants to use our announce table, just as DDD had a bit earlier on! He grabs Mr. DEDEDE and pulls him up into his control… and Banks takes DDD… and sends him HEAD FIRST into the table! DDD rolls onto the table now, as Banks climbs up here with him.. and this can’t be good for Mr. DEDEDE, as Banks sets him up into a Devil Lock… and he’s gonna go for his famed Devil-Lock DDT through the announce table!!… NO!!! MR. DEDEDE SENDS BANKS OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!!… THE 6 FOOT PLUS FRAME OF MR. DEDEDE, PLUS THE EXTRA FEW FEET OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE… THAT SENT CM BANKS ON A NEAR 10 FOOT FALL TO THE FLOOR!!!

WWEFan: And I don’t know if you caught the eyes of HRDO lately… but he’s loving every minute of this! He’s enjoying seeing these men go through so much pain on such a grand stage.. and that’s what makes HRDO.. well, HRDO! Banks is laid out on the floor.. as DEDEDE looks to take advantage. DEDEDE is gonna try and get back into the ring… he’s gonna step right over the downed body of CM Banks, and proceed into the ring… DDD is starting to tire out, as he struggles to pull himself in the ring. It just goes to show how much these men have already put each other through and that this match could end at any second!!… And you gotta wonder ladies and gentlemen.. how much these RELENTLESS men are willing to go through to pick up a victory tonight! Hold on, Mr. DEDEDE’s hitting the ropes, as CM Banks pushes himself to his feet on the outside!

Jaywalker: DEDEDE SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND DIVES TO THE OUTSIDE!!! FLYING SENTON!!! FLYING SENTON ON CM BANKS!!! GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY A FLYING SENTON FROM MR. DEDEDE INTO CM BANKS AS THEY GO TUMBLING BACK DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR, RIGHT OUT HERE IN FRONT OF US!!! These men are BROKEN and BATTERED, each of them writhing in pain right here on the floor! DDD is the first to stir, as he tries to push himself to his feet… and already we’ve seen the supreme price paid in this battle of ICONS.. DEDEDE sacrificing his own body in order to bring the pain to CM Banks! And DDD is up to his feet after a bit of a struggle… HRDO standing in the ring is somewhat helpless right now… no count outs… neither man can be disqualified for their actions… Extreme Rules at Pain 4 Pride… athletic annihilation between these two men!

WWEFan: DDD drags those Steel Steps out from the ring… and he’s gonna bring CM Banks toward them. Mr. DEDEDE brings CM Banks toward the Steel Steps and sends him head first into the steel base of those steps! Mr. DEDEDE takes a few steps back… as CM Banks tries to push himself up… and DEDEDE CHARGES FORWARD!!!. MR. DEDEDE CHARGES AT BANKS, SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE STEEL STEPS AND CATCHES CM BANKS IN A TORNADO DDT, AS THEY BOTH GO FLYING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! GOOD LORD!!! HOLY HELL BANKS AND MR. DEDEDE CRASH THROUGH THE TABLE!!! THEY GO THROUGH THE TABLE!!!…. So devastating for not just CM Banks but for Mr. DEDEDE as well! Neither man can stand at this point!

Jaywalker: And look at this… (Camera zooms in on the back of Mr. DEDEDE as he rolls over)… Mr. DEDEDE seems to have sliced his back open on the announce table.. as blood is spilling out from his body! This is the lengths that these two guys are willing to go to leave this arena tonight as the victor! And Mr. DEDEDE is CHALLENGING himself to get back to his feet… he’s forcing himself to stand, even if he’s on spaghetti legs! DDD rolls into the ring, and CM Banks is groaning in pain, but nonetheless, he’s slowly… VERY slowly in fact inching toward the ring as well, wanting to get back in there and bring the fight back on Mr. DEDEDE!! DDD is resting in the ring, as Banks slowly rolls in with him… Mr. DEDEDE charges at Banks… BUT BANKS SCOOPS DDD UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! CM BANKS HAS DDD UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!… AND HE HITS THE GO TO RETIREMENT!!! JESUS CHRIST!! CM BANKS IMMEDIATELY TURNS IT BACK AROUND!!! HE TURNS IT AROUND ON DDD, HITTING THE GO TO RETIREMENT, THAT DEVASTATING KNEE TO THE FACE!!! AND DDD IS DOWN AND OUT!!!

WWEFan: CM Banks falls as well!! But he falls over DDD, and hooks the inside leg, going for the first pinfall attempt in this matchup!! HRDO slides in for the count!

HRDO: ONE!!!… TWO!!!…

WWEFan: DEDEDE KICKS OUT WITH LESS THAN A SECOND TO SPARE!!! And Banks seems frustrated… a bit shocked that he wasn’t able to put DDD away right then and there as he sends a few right hands for good measure in at the fallen Mr. DEDEDE… CM Banks rises to his feet… and brings DDD up with him… Banks is sending a few lefts and rights in at DDD… but DDD is gonna fight back! DDD is also sending punches in at Banks… and he drives in a headbutt as well! But Banks turns DDD around and drives him backward into the corner! Banks drives in a few shoulder thrusts at DDD…

Jaywalker: And now he’s gonna climb up over him and rain down some punches over DDD in the corner!!… But hold on! DDD pushes Banks out of the corner as Banks lands on his feet near the center of the ring! DDD charges out at him, and he misses a clothesline as he continues running and hits the ropes! DDD bounces back at Banks… AND BANKS WITH A SCOOP SLAM!! INTO THE LEG HOOK!! DDD IS PINNED ONCE AGAIN AND HERE COMES BIG HRDO WITH THE COUNT!!

HRDO: ONE!!!… TWO!!!—-

WWEFan: And DDD kicks out once more!!… DDD is down in the ring… as Banks is gonna leave the ring, and he’s heading back over toward us. CM Banks grabs a Steel Chair from ringside! Banks grabs a chair!!… Banks comes at DDD with that chair… BUT MR. DEDEDE TURNS AROUND AND SMASHES A BIG BOOT RIGHT INTO THAT CHAIR, SENDING IT INTO THE FACE OF CM BANKS!!! BANKS IS DOWN, AND DDD SUDDENLY HAS THE CONTROL OF THIS MATCH BACK IN HIS HANDS!!… Banks drops that chair.. and DDD is gonna go and pick it up. Mr. DEDEDE has that chair.. and he swings it HIGH over his head! DEDEDE SMASHES IT DOWN OVER THE BACK OF CM BANKS!!!…

Jaywalker: That chair is warped already! It’s bent after that one shot over CM Banks!!… And Banks is slowly getting up… perhaps DRIVEN to his feet from the sting of that chairshot, getting the adrenaline pumping, as he rises to face Mr. DEDEDE!!… And DEDEDE SWINGS THAT CHAIR AT CM BANKS AGAIN!!!… BUT BANKS DUCKS UNDER IT!!!… DDD HITS THE ROPES AND BOUNCES BACK AT CM BANKS!!! SPEAR!! SPEAR!!! SPEARRRR!!!! MR. DEDEDE WITH THE SPEAR!!! DDD WITH THE SPEAR!!!! THE SPEAR!!! SPEARRRR!!!! Banks ducked under the chair shot, and DDD hit the ropes, dropping the chair and coming back at Banks with the devastating Spear… as now BOTH Mr. DEDEDE and CM Banks are laying out on the canvas, damaged and demolished! Mr. DEDEDE slowly crawls over to the body of the decapitated CM Banks… and he lays an arm over his chest! DDD going for the cover!! Could this be it right here?!

HRDO: ONE!!!… TWO!!!………………………………… CM BANKS KICKS OUT!!!!!

WWEFan: Damn! These two REFUSE to LOSE!!!… And Banks is the one to kick out this time! I don’t think DDD believes what he’s seeing right now! And the same can go for CM Banks! Normally you don’t see ANYONE escape from the Go To Retirement OR the Spear.. but tonight, we’ve seen it happen TWICE, with DDD kicking out of the GTR earlier, and now Banks successfully saves his metaphoric LIFE, kicking out of the spear!!… Banks rolls to the ropes… and PULLS himself up to his feet.. and he’s gonna grab that Steel Chair.. He’s gonna take that Steel Chair.. as Mr. DEDEDE is on his knees… and HE’S GONNA SMASH THE STEEL INTO THE BACK…. THE SPINE OF MR. DEDEDE!!! HE WAS ALREADY DAMAGED TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN, BUT THAT SHOT WAS LETHAL!! THAT SHOT COULDA PUT HIM AWAY AS DDD COLLAPSES FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!!

Jaywalker: And CM Banks isn’t done yet! He’s gonna go back AGAIN with that Steel Chair!! And he’s YELLING for DEDEDE to stay down! He’s SMASHING that Steel Chair OVER AND OVER AGAIN into the near lifeless body of Mr. DEDEDE and BEGGING him to just stay down, and I don’t know ladies and gentlemen… DEDEDE might be best served health-wise at least to listen to CM Banks! It’s GOTTA be near the end! It HAS to be!! DEDEDE looks like he’s DONE!! He looks FINISHED!! I think this may be it for Mr. DEDEDE…. CM Banks collapses with that Steel Chair in his hands… trying to recuperate from the INTENSE fatigue he must be enduring right now… And CM Banks is remorseless, STILL screaming at Mr. DEDEDE to stay down…

WWEFan: Mr. DEDEDE is trying to pull himself up though… Love him or hate him… Mr. DEDEDE will NEVER stay down… and the history of his career has shown that to us QUITE WELL… CM Banks seems infuriated… and he wants to put Mr. DEDEDE away FOR GOOD. But Mr. DEDEDE is up on his feet.. and this match is STILL going on after all this time!! We’ve seen these men sliced open, bruised, battered, put through tables, put through some of the sickest and most painful maneuvers this industry has ever SEEN.. and they’re STILL trucking on and keeping up the fight!! And CM Banks comes up to DDD with that chair again!! Looking for a big headshot!! He wants that headshot!!!… BUT DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER IT!!! DDD kicks Banks in the gut, as Banks drops the chair… and DDD is sending some People’s Punches into CM Banks!! The People’s Punches, Jay!! And Mr. DEDEDE brings CM Banks in!!!… EDGE-O-MATIC!!! Mr. DEDEDE hits the Edge-O-Matic on CM Banks!! And both men are back down on the canvas… completely CONSUMED by fatigue and pain!!

Jaywalker: DDD’s back in this thing! It’s ANYONES match to win!!!… And Mr. DEDEDE rises to his feet… and he’s gonna take that chair into his possession.. We all know the obvious danger of Mr. DEDEDE, especially when he’s got a weapon. CM Banks is still down… and Mr. DEDEDE is rising up to the top rope!! DEDEDE’s going up top and he’s gonna fly!! But the chair?! Mr. DEDEDE has that chair with him on the top rope!! He’s calling for it!! Is he gonna do it?! MR. DEDEDE IS GONNA JUMP OFF WITH THAT CHAIR TO GO FOR A WINGS OF HELL ON CM BANKS, LAYING IN THE RING!!!…. MR. DEDEDE JUMPS OFF!!!!

WWEFan: BUT NO!!! NO!!! CM BANKS JUMPS TO HIS FEET!!! HOW?!?!?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?! BANKS JUMPS UP AND CATCHES MR. DEDEDE ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!!! HE CAN’T!!! I’M SEEING THINGS!!! I MUST BE FREAKING SEEING THINGS!!! BANKS IS ON HIS FEET?!?!?! BANKS JUMPS UP AND CATCHES DDD ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! AND HE HAS DEDEDE WITH THE GO TO RETIREMENT!!!! ANOTHER GO TO RETIREMENT ON MR. DEDEDE!!!!!… CM BANKS HAS ANOTHER GODDAMN GO TO RETIREMENT ON MR. DEDEDE!!!! ANOTHER ONE!!! AND MR. DEDEDE IS OUT COLD!!! DEDEDE IS OUT!!! AND CM BANKS SIMPLY FALLS OVER HIM, COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY DRAINED OF ANY ENERGY HE ONCE HAD!!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!! THIS HAS TO BE IT RIGHT HERE!!!

Jaywalker: Here comes HRDO in for the count!!!

HRDO: ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!!!!!….

(Ding! Ding! Ding!!)

WWEFan: OH MAN ITS OVER!!! THE MATCH IS OVER!! BANKS WINS!!! CM BANKS WINS!!! HE’S THE WINNER!!! CM BANKS DEFEATS THE GREATEST IN-RING PERFORMER IN EAW HISTORY RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF AN INCREDIBLY HUGE CROWD, UNDER ALL THE LIGHTS, ALL THE SOUNDS, ALL THE FANS OF PAIN 4 PRIDE!!!! CM BANKS IS VICTORIOUS!!! AND I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!!!

Jaywalker: I’m… I’m at a loss for words… what a match these two put on for all of these people… what a terrific match to cap off an UNBELIEVEABLE night!!

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… C-M BAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Crowd Cheers)

WWEFan: What a match… what a match we saw…

Jaywalker: But hold on… CM Banks… CM Banks isn’t done… he’s STILL hammering in elbow shots, forearms… EVERYTHING at Mr. DEDEDE… and DEDEDE is defenseless against him! HRDO is trying to break it up, but Banks INSISTS on beating the holy hell out of DDD!! This is just… I mean I know that DDD has put CM Banks through a whole hell of a lot since the Grand Rampage… but come on… This is completely uncalled for after that great match!!… But HRDO grabs CM Banks!!!…

WWEFan: And HRDO PRYS CM Banks away from DEDEDE!!! HRDO’s arguing with Banks… and I don’t blame him… that’s just disrespectful and like you said Jay, uncalled for… BUT LOOK AT MR. DEDEDE!!! DDD GETS UP TO HIS FEET, AND HE HAS THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!… HRDO TURNS CM BANKS AROUND AS DEDEDE IS ABLE TO CLOCK THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER HIS HEAD!!! DDD SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF CM BANKS!!!… AND BANKS STUMBLES AROUND BACK TOWARD HRDO!!!!…

Jaywalker: HRDO SLAPS HIS HAND AROUND THE NECK OF CM BANKS!!!… AND CM BANKS IS LIFTED UP!!! AND DOWN!!! HRDO WITH THE CHOKESLAM!!! HRDO WITH THE CHOKESLAM!!!! AND BANKS IS OUT!!! CM BANKS IS OUT!!!

WWEFan: And look at this, DEDEDE and HRDO are shaking hands in the ring, showing mutual respect for one another after being able to lay out CM Banks, after that vicious attack Banks had planned after the match!!

(HRDO raises Mr. DEDEDE’s arm to the crowd)

WWEFan: Well… as HRDO and Mr. DEDEDE celebrate in the ring… That’s unforunately all the time we have for Pain 4 Pride! We told you to savor every moment, and we hope you did!! But Stew-O, why don’t you bring us out?

Stew-O: My pleasure… For Deadprez, WWEFan, Jaywalker, ETR and Masters… This is Stew-O. It’s been a GREAT night folks… but that’s all the time we’ve got! We’ll see you back on Showdown, Dynasty and Voltage.. but I think we can all agree that Pain 4 Pride has shook the foundations of EAW… and has been one of the best times of my life. Goodnight everyone, we all hope you enjoyed the show!!!

(Camera follows Mr. DEDEDE up the ramp as he makes it to the stage, and goes through the curtain)

(On the other side of the curtain, Mr. DEDEDE is met by Robbie V, holding his World Heavyweight Championship)

(Brief moment of silence)

(Robbie V and Mr. DEDEDE hug, as a line of EAW extremists is shown behind them)

(DEDEDE pats Robbie on the shoulder, showing him respect, as Robbie shakes his hand, saying “Thank you,” as they turn down the line of EAW extremists)

(Mr. DEDEDE and Robbie makes their way down the line as extremists such as StarrStan, Prince of Phenomenal, Scott Diamond, Eddie Mack, Mister K, Extreme Enigma, Y2Impact, Killswitch, SG2 and others shake their hands and pat them on the back)

(Mr. DEDEDE and Robbie make it near the end of the line, where RRS is waiting for them)

(Robbie and RRS pause for a second, and then hug each other, and DEDEDE hugs RRS as well)

(As Robbie reluctantly turns away from RRS, he meets the CEO, Matt Daniels)

(Robbie stares down the CEO, but then takes his World Championship, and hands it off to the CEO, as he continues down the hall, Mr. DEDEDE and Robbie wave goodbye to all the extremists present before finally exiting through the double doors, leading outside the arena)

(The extremists clap for Robbie V and Mr. DEDEDE, as they leave, and the camera fades to black)

(Pain For Pride Logo Flashes)

(EAW logo buzzes )

( The camera transitions to a video vignette, showing the inside of a saloon where many people are congregating ) …

( After a moment, the camera focuses on a man wearing a full black bodysuit, similar to the one that attacked John Alloy on Dynasty. But this time, the man is wearing a hood, with the upper half of his face covered. This man is seated at a counter ) …

( A curious bartender walks up to the man )

Bartender: How are you doing partner… can I get you a drink?

Robed Figure: No…

Bartender: What are you here for? Waiting for somebody?

Robed Figure: No… I wait on nothing much more. The wait is over…

Bartender: Well… can I at least get your name?

Robed Figure: I… know nothing about a “name”… I only know flames. I only know darkness. I only know Hell.

( The Bartender nervously backs away, as the Robed Figure stands up from his seat )

( “Him” turns towards the door, and walks down the saloon as every person inside it becomes quiet, and watches as “He” leaves ) …

( “Him” walks through the saloon, to the outside revealing it to be a vast desert with only one long, never-ending road )

Him: And as I embark on this highway… ( “Him” turns towards a nearby motorcycle, as he slowly sits on it and starts it up )

Him: I embark on 286 Miles…. back from Hell….

( The sounds of “Him” starting up the Motorcycle are heard clearly, as he begins to drive off, and the camera shortly follows “Him” driving off on the Motorcycle, until eventually the camera stops following and “He” continues to drive down the long road ) ……

( An alternate Camera, live from the Arena and fixated on the Stage/Titantron shows “Him” continuing to Drive off, until “He” is out of sight, driven off into the setting sun ) …

**The lights in the entire arena black off for 10 seconds**

( After the moment of blackness, “Wanted” by Bon Jovi suddenly hits )

( Soon, a massive spotlight is shone from the Stage, and the very same revving engines from “Him’s” Motorcycle are heard throughout the arena ) …

Masters: And I think “He’s” here guys!!!

Stew-O: The Pavilion is READY, the entire city of SACRAMENTO is ready!!!

( “Him” rides out slowly from the back on his motorcycle, and as he hits the stage “Him” pulls off his hood revealing himself as Kevin Devastation, to the anticipation of the entire audience )

Deadprez: AND HE’S HERE!!! ITS HIM!!!

WWEFan: ITS KEVIN DEVASTATION!!! After a long awaited return, Kevin Devastation IS “HIM”!!

( Kevin Devastation rides down the ramp, as his lights and music are blaring, and he eventually circles the ring )

ETR: We are JAM PACKED! 20,000 stuffed through the crowbar, WELCOME EVERYBODY TO DYNASTYYYY VS SHOWDOWWWWN!!!

Masters: And we’ve got a Voltage invasion! All three announce tables from Dynasty, Showdown and Voltage broadcasting straight to you! But I think this belongs in Dynasty’s department!

Jaywalker: Indeed it does! With Kevin Devastation here, leaving us all awe-stricken!!! Kevin Devastation has made his 100 percent recovery, and is back in black!!

( Kevin Devastation tears off his hoody, and is in the ring holding a microphone as his music halts )

**Kevin Devastation looks around the arena, and pulls off his shades, revealing heavy bags under his eyes and a flowing hellfire in his eyes**

Kevin Devastation: Here’s for a background check…

Kevin Devastation: ….. WHEN IT CAME BETWEEN SATAN AND I…. HELL WASN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.

Kevin Devastation: I WON THAT WAR, AND IM HERE TO TELL THE TALE…. AND NOW IM BACK, AND IT SEEMS THAT WHEN IT COMES BETWEEN JOHN ALLOY AND I… EAW ISN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US NEITHER…

Kevin Devastation: So standing before you is a man who took a NOSEDIVE into the lake of fire, and crawled out begging for MORE. STANDING BEFORE YOU IS A MAN WHO WILL STOP AT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO RECLAIM HIS GLORY! AND STANDING BEFORE YOU…. IS A MAN…. WHO WILL WIPE JOHN ALLOY CLEAN OFF OF THE FACE OF EAW.

Kevin Devastation: Standing before you is the HEART OF DARKNESS… And the LAST. OUTLAW. KEVIN. DEVASTATION.

Kevin Devastation: John Alloy, I live by one motto, and its fight first and reason later. And the way I see it, right now is NO time for talk… so if you’re half as “Ironclad” as you claim to be… you will BRING YOUR BLEACH-FACED ASS OUT HERE, SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU THE MOST HIDEOUS BEATING YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN YOUR—

( John Alloy’s music hits, interrupting KD )

( John Alloy walks out to the stage, noticeably without his Titanium Bat, as he gazes into Kevin Devastation’s eyes and has the look of complete rage on his face )

Jaywalker: Well John Alloy didn’t walk out with a microphone or a Titanium Bat… but Fan… I’ve got a gut feeling that this is gonna get ugly reeeally quickly…

**Alloy, after walking quickly down the ramp without fear slides into the ring, and collides with Kevin Devastation**

WWEFan: AND WITH NO SECURITY, NO REFS, NO BACKUP, NO HOLDS BARRED, JOHN ALLOY AND KEVIN DEVASTATION BEGIN TRADING RAPID, LIGHTNING QUICK BLOWS AT EACHOTHER! ALLOY PENT OFF OF RAGE, DEVASTATION PENT OFF OF WILL, AND KD WITH THE EXPERIENCE FACTOR HAS THE QUICKER HITS!!! BOTH MEN RAINING FISTS IN ONE OF THE GREATEST BRAWLING FISTFIGHTS I’VE EVER SEEN!!!

Jaywalker: And Devastation AMAZINGLY has Alloy backed into a corner, despite Alloy STILL swinging! And Devastation connects lightning hits, and follows up with knees into the gut of Alloy over, and OVER, and OVER again! As Devastation whips John Alloy clear across the ring to the opposite Turnbuckle… and Devastation runs SWIFTLY TOWARDS ALLOY, AND IN NOTIME CO– NO! NO WAIT, ALLOY CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER AND TAKES DEVASTATION DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!

WWEFan: And KD returns up, as Alloy connects several MEAN shots into the face of KD, and KD is backed on the middle ropes, as Devastation resorts to QUICK, ACCURAGE JABS INTO THE GUT OF ALLOY! Backing him away! And Devastation springs up, connecting a RUNNING JUMPING TORNADO DDT, RIGHT ON JOHN ALLOY!!! My GOSH Jay, Devastation is quicker, meaner, stronger, swifter, smarter and more agile!!

Jaywalker: And Devastation slides out of the ring, and immediately grabs John Alloy by the hair, and drags him RIGHT to the outside of the ring!!! And as Alloy is at a disadvantage, Devastation, with Alloy grabbed by the hair, BASHES ALLOYS FACE into the Steel Steps once, and quickly turns to his Bike… and pulls off a chain!!! He pulls off a chain that was seated somewhere on his bike, turns towards Alloy and SWIFTLY WRAPS THAT CHAIN AROUND ALLOYS THROAT!!! AND DEVASTATION RAINS LIGHTNING HITS DIRECTLY INTO ALLOY’S SKULL WITH HIS RIGHT FIST, WHILE CHOKING HIM OUT WITH THE CHAIN IN HIS LEFT HAND!!

WWEFan: How BRUTAL! This guy Kevin is raining down those shots, as blood begins leaking from John Alloys skull!!! Kevin Devastations bare punches ALONE are busting John Alloy wide open!!! As Devastation eventually gets tired and discontinues the beating. Kevin slides his chain in the ring, and begins to… to wipe John Alloys blood from his own hands ALL OVER KEVINS OWN FACE! HE’S BECOMING A PART OF IT, ONE WITH THE VIOLENCE! And now as Kevin relishes, he heads back towards Alloy and pulls him up—

Jaywalker: But Alloy drives Kevin SPINEFIRST, AS HARD AS HE CAN, INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! As they are BLASTED out of the way, and Devastation is seated on the ground holding his spine, as Alloy returns to his feet… and now Alloy wipes his own forehead, and see’s his own blood and… and a CRAZED look comes over John Alloys face!! Its right in his eyes!!! And John Alloy IMMEDIATELY digs underneath the ring, John Alloy is becoming JUST as ruthless as “Him”!!! And as Devastation returns to his feet, Alloy pulls out from under the ring a….

WWEFan: THE STUDDED BASEBALL BAT!!! AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST MAN WHO WENT AGAINST ALLOY WITH THAT WEAPON IN HIS HANDS! AND AS DEVASTATION IS UP, ALLOY HEADS TOWARDS HIM, AND DEVASTATION IS…. ACTUALLY POINTING TO HIS OWN SKULL!!! POINTING TO HIS OWN SKULL, BECKONING ALLOY TO “DO IT”… AND ALLOY SWINGS AS HARD AS HE CAN, AS DEVASTATION GRABS THAT STUDDED BAT WITH HIS OWN HANDS BEFORE IMPACT!! WHAT IS THIS MAN MADE OF?!?!

Jaywalker: And Alloy PULLS IN the bat towards himself, as Devastation stumbles towards Alloy and Alloy CONNECTS THE BIG BOOT!! TAKING KD DOWN! And John Alloy grabs Devastation, and rolls him into the ring as soon as possible… John Alloy now heads towards those Steel Steps, and lifts them up, as he soon tosses them into the ring! And Alloy soon slides into the ring as Devastation is pulling himself up, and Alloy goes RIGHT BACK TO WORK, hovering over Alloy swinging rights & lefts back and forth, over and over into Kevin’s face!!

WWEFan: And now Alloy gets off of him, as he heads towards the Steep Steps and lifts them up…. and as Devastation returns to his feet steadily…. Alloy CHARGES TOWARDS KEVIN, AND BASHES THOSE STEEL STE— no!!! NO!!!! KEVIN HAD THAT CHAIN IN HIS HAND, AND HE SWINGS DIRECTLY AT JOHN ALLOYS LEG, BEFORE IMPACT! As Alloy falls onto one knee!! And Kevin SWINGS AGAIN, DIRECTLY INTO THE BACK OF JOHN ALLOY’S SKULL!! AS ALLOY IS LAID OUT FACE DOWN OVER THOSE STEEL STEPS!!!

Jaywalker: And Devastation backs into the ropes, leaps and connects the LEGDROP, DIRECTLY INTO THE BACK OF ALLOYS SKULL!!! AS ALLOYS FACE IS PLANTED RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! And John Alloy rolls directly out of the ring, as Kevin Devastation licks his own lips and signals the CUTTHROAT… AND THIS MAY MEAN THE END IS NEAR!!!

WWEFan: Devastation slides out of the ring, as John Alloy is down and out right infront of us, and Kevin Devastation’s eyes now ROLL INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. THIS IS A MONSTER, A MALEVOLENT MONSTER RIGHT INFRONT OF US! AS DEVASTATION PULLS JOHN ALLOY IN! OH MAN! OH MAN!!! DEVASTATION LIFTS ALLOY,

Jaywalker: ALLOYS IN HUGE TROUBLE!!

WWEFAN: LIFTS HIM UP, AND CONNECTS THE LAST RIDE POWERBOMB, OR WHAT KEVIN DEVASTATION CALLS “OUTLAWED”, SENDING JOHN ALLOY PLUMMETTING DIRECTLY THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! JOHN ALLOY HAS BEEN BROKEN INTO A MILLION PIECES!!!

**Kevin Devastation stands over the battered John Alloy for 15-20 seconds, who is stirring and is in a world of pain, as Devastation drools over his own destruction**

( Kevin Devastation’s music hits, as he slowly walks around ringside to the ramp )

Jaywalker: John Alloy just…. was just overwhelmed.. This was a fight, the two of these guys absolutely scrapped! But Kevin Devastation has seriously come back a meaner, leaner son of a Bitch, and he’s pretty damned proud of it too!

WWEFan: What the HELL?? LOOK! ALLOY, RIGHT INFRONT OF US IS ALREADY ON HIS FEET!! And hes quickly limping after Kevin Devastation, who is on the ramp! And as KD’s music stops, he gets Alloys attention as Alloy is at the bottom of the ramp, limping towards KD!!

Jaywalker: Is he STUPID?! STAY DOWN!

WWEFan: Alloy REFUSES to stay down, Jay! But this may cost him dearly… Devastation, with a face shocked by John Alloys persistence walks down the ramp, and as Alloy swings towards KD, KD connects the boot RIGHT to the gut, and PULLS HIM IN AGAIN!! AND LIFTS HIM UP….. DROPPING HIM, CONNECTING THE “OUTLAWED” POWERBOMB FOR THE SECOND TIME, SENDING ALLOY DIRECTLY INTO THE METAL RAMP!!!

( Kevin Devastation’s music continues, as he turns around smirking and walks up the ramp )

Jaywalker: My God!! Why did John Alloy even try?! He was DEFEATED! But… but I guess it was pride. It was his reputation, John Alloy truly is an Ironclad: A man of Iron. Because he was brought at the worst of weapons, hit with the worst of artillery, and Alloy refused to remain down… but Kevin Devastation has proved that under the new persona and all, the Heart of Darkness is still beating and pumping through his veins…

WWEFan: Alloys going to need some help quickly…..

( Darkthrone has walked out through the back, as John Alloy is laid out on the ramp, and has not moved even once )

( EMT’s are rushed down to the ramp with a stretcher and a board, as medics begin checking Alloys vitals and get him situated out of the arena )

WWEFan: This is really unsettling, Jay… John Alloy has taken an excessive amount of punishment ever since the Grand Rampage… and every week hes just taken more and more abuse.

Jaywalker: You’re right, Fan… I think it’s caught up to him now, John Alloy is virtually paralyzed, and the guy came into this knowing that he wasn’t 100 percent, he wasn’t even close to 100 percent. And Kevin Devastation, obviously back in a whole new way, may have just put the nail in the coffin…

( John Alloy is being stretchered off, as he receives a standing ovation from the audience, and is wheeled off from the side of the ramp, eventually leaving through the Exit Doors )

WWEFan: Well what a start to the show… Dynasty, Showdown and Voltage, stars from all 3 brands competing in inter-branded affairs.. lets keep things moving…

(Camera cuts back to the Ring Announcer in the middle of the ring)

Ring Announcer: This next match is a tornado three way tag team number one contenders match for the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Introducing first the team of DEVAN DUBIAN AND CHRIIIIIIIS HESSIAN!!!

(Team Starr’s music hits as Chris Hessian and Devan Dubian make their way to the ring, both with their own New Breed Championship around their waists)

WWEFan: These young stars have proven to be a hell of a formable tag team. It seems like ever since they formed–wait a minute, what’s this? Both Chris and Dubian go under the ring and each pull out a table! What could they be thinking? This match hasn’t even started yet! Chris positions his table right outside of the ring and Dubian stacks his on top.

Jaywalker: I have a feeling this match is going to be extreme as Dub and Chris retrieve yet another table and…and now they’ve stacked three tables on top of each other!

(Apollo Calix’s music hits as he and Kawajai walk to the ring)

Ring Announcer: And their opponents, the team of KAWAJAI AND APOLLO CAAALIIIXXX!!!

Jaywalker: Here comes who I believe to be THE team of this match-up. I don’t know exactly what it is, but their styles match up perfectly. Fan, keep an eye on these guys.

(Ross Shackleford’s music hits as he and Mr. CT walk to the ring)

WWEFan: Now while you manage to see something in Kawajai and Apollo, I personally feel these guys are the team to beat. They both have the “it” factor about them. And who knows? Maybe tonight is their night. After all, they remind me of myself a little bit…(COOL)

Jaywalker: …(no)…

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Jaywalker: This match gets underway and–Oh my God! These teams all meet in the middle of the ring and are just slugging it out! This is serious business! Each team wants a shot at the tag titles and it’s showing! It looks like they’re trying to clear the ring of one another as Ross Shackleford sends both Chris Hessian and Devan Dubian out of the ring and slamming into the barricade! Then comes Kawajai who dumps Ross to the outside himself followed by Apollo who tosses Mr. CT through the middle ropes!

WWEFan: Business is picking up as Apollo and Kawajai are the lone stars standing in the ring. They look at each other for moment planning their next move…they see everyone just getting to their feet on the outside…Apollo and Kawajai bounce off the ropes and THEY HIT A DOUBLE SENTON TO THE OUTSIDE TAKING OUT ALL OF THEIR OPPONENTS AT ONE TIME! THAT WAS AMAZING!

Jaywalker: Apollo and Kawajai rise and grab Mr. CT and Devan Dubian; a member from each team, brilliant! Apollo grabs Mr. CT and Irish whips him into the corner followed by Kawajai whipping Dubian into the same corner! Kawajai steps back and sprints forward going for a big splash! But Devan rolls out of the way and Kawajai connects with Mr. CT! CT sinks into the corner and Kawajai turns around and is rolled up by Dubian!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

WWEFan: But at the last second Apollo breaks the count! Kawajai and Apollo have firm control in the ring, but look on the outside! Ross Shackleford is down as Chris Hessian is waiting for him to rise with a steel chair in hand! Ross pulls himself to his feet with the ring post, he turns around AND WHAM! But no, Ross ducks and Chris slams the chair into the steel! Good god, he could’ve broken his hands!

Jaywalker: Ross takes Chris and runs, SLAMMING HIM GUT FIRST INTO THE RINGSIDE BARRICADE! Chris goes falling over the barricade into the crowd! Ross walks over to the announce table and rips the monitor out and heads for the ring…BUT THEN OUT OF NOWHERE COMES APOLLO WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE SENDING THE MONITOR INTO THE GUT OF ROSS!

WWEFan: Ross falls back, almost sitting in the announcers table in pain! Look in the ring! It’s Kawajai…He springboards off the top rope AND FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE NAILING A SEATED SENTON SENDING ROSS CRASHING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE! GOOD GOD! Both of these men are down and barley moving! Apollo is standing, looking over the ropes in complete awe!

Jaywalker: And Devan! Devan takes advantage of this distraction with a clubbing blow to Apollo sending him to the ground! But look here! Next comes Mr. CT with a Pele kick to the back of Devan! This match is insane! CT isn’t finished as he heads to the top rope. Devan is looking to be in trouble here…but wait…What’s CT doing? He isn’t jumping. He’s looking over his shoulder and…uh oh!

WWEFan: Chris Hessian is standing in the crowd shaking off the cobwebs from that shot earlier in the match! CT turns around on the top rope, facing Chris! Don’t do it CT! CT crosses his fingers and points to the sky…AND HE JUMPS! GOOD GOD! THAT HAS TO BE A 10-15 FOOT GAP THAT CT CLEARS AS HE COMES CRASHIGN DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY ON CHRIS HESSIAN!

Jaywalker: Oh my god Fan, did you see that?! Even some of the fans went down! These men are pulling out all of the stops! Back in the ring there are only two men left standing: Devan Dubian and Apollo Calix! They’re squaring off blow for blow in the middle of the ring until finally Devan ducks under a punch and nails a reverse DDT! Devan runs at the ropes and NAILS a springboard on Apollo! Devan jumps to the top rope and goes for his signature move! All or nothing! AIR BOUUUUUUURNE CONNECTS! THE PIN!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WWEFan: BUT SOMEHOW APOLLO KICKS OUT! Devan can’t believe it! I can’t believe it! The entire crowd can’t believe it! Devan stands up and…he’s going to the top rope once again! He climbs to the top and looks down at the destruction around him…BUT IT’S KAWAJAI! KAWAJAI OUT OF NOWHERE RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND NAILS AN ENZUGURI!! Devan goes flying out of the ring and…HOLY SHIT!! DEVAN GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE THREE STACKED TABLES HE AND CHIRS SET UP BEFORE THE MATCH STARTED!!!

Jaywalker: THIS ENTIRE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS DEVAN IS LAYING IN A HEAP OF BROKEN WOOD! Both Kawajai and Apollo Calix are left in the ring…BUT OUT OF NOWHERE COMES ROSS SHACKLEFORD WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE ON KAWAJAI! Decapitating impact! Ross stands in the middle of the ring with his arms held high screaming to show his dominance!

WWEFan: It’s Apollo! Apollo nails a kick to the gut of Ross followed by…THE MOTHERFUCK’D! FUTURE SHOCK DDT CONNECTS ON ROSS!!! But wait a minute…Apollo hasn’t let go! HE’S WRENCHING IN THE ICE PICK SUBMISSION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!

Jaywalker: Everyone is down! Ross can’t reach the ropes! HE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Ring Announcer: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS…and the number one contenders for the Tag Team Championship…KAWAJAI AND APPOLLLOOOO CAAAAALLIIIIXXX!!!!!

( The camera pans backstage to SG1, as she’s watching the television screen with an angry look on her face )

SG1: I don’t get it… **SG1 knocks the television off of the table**

SG1: I REALLY, REALLY JUST DON’T GET IT. ( Storm, RTF and Carrie surround her )

RTF: SG1, calm down!

SG1: CALM DOWN??? I ASK THOSE TWO TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT, AND ITS BRING THE CONTENDERSHIPS HOME TO THE CAVALRY AND THEY REFUSE TO DO EVEN JUST THAT. And YOU… **SG1 points to both RTF and Storm** … you two should have been OUT THERE. NOT STANDING AROUND HERE WAITING FOR NOTHING, YOU SHOULD’VE BEEN OUT THERE WITH THEM.

Storm Lightning: Excuse me, but what about Carrie? Why aren’t you yelling at her? **Carrie shoots Storm a villainous look, as Storm has a tongue-in-cheek facial expression**

SG1: Because Carrie is to stay with me, she’s my personal enforcer for tonight. You two were supposed to be sharks. And anyways, I’m not a big fan of your back-talking attitude, Storm, so you can flush it. Before I flush you AND your contendership.

Storm Lightning: Chillax, geez…

SG1: Anyways… I guess I’m going to need to take matters into my own hands and bring at least ONE win home to the Cavalry tonight.

Voice: SG1..

**SG1 turns towards the door, where Cameron is seen standing at the door way, and she walks up to SG1 as Carrie steps out in front of her**

SG1: Its okay, Carrie… **Carrie moves out of the way, as Cameron stands before SG1**

SG1: So… last week on Dynasty I gave you the offer of joining the Cavalry, in exchange for a spot in the Pain for Pride Vixens match up.. have you made your decision?

Cameron: SG1… Christy Cruise, unlike you, took me in to EAW with open arms and showed me around. She never took advantage of me, never turned her back on me, and never sold me out even once. And you want me to sell HER out to join a witch like you??

SG1: Well if you came here to talk smack, you might as well have not even shown up.

Cameron: That’s… thats not what I came here for.. **Cameron looks down to the ground**

Cameron: I came here because… I’m going to take you up on your offer. I’m going to join the Cavalry.

SG1: REALLY??? **Cameron nods**.. well thats great!! Fantastic! And hey, to show you how fair of a person I am im going to hold up my end of the deal, I’m going to give you my spot in the Pain for Pride Vixens match.

SG1: Now I’ve gotta run a couple of errands before my match, so why don’t you get a little “acquainted” with your fellow Cavalry mades.. toodles!

( SG1 walks off happily, as Carrie stares down Cameron )

Carrie: You’re suspicious… I’m going to be keeping an eye on you….

( Cameron looks up at Carrie, as they stare down for a while and Carrie eventually walks away ) …

(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer standing in the middle of the ring)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall! And it will be contested as always under traditional Extreme Rules!

(Extreme Enigma’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: Entering first… from Jersey City, New Jersey… weighing in at 225 pounds… the “Human Codex” He is.. EXTREMEEEEEEEE… ENIGGGMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Deadprez: We’re back out at ringside and here we have Extreme Enigma making his way out to the ring… Last week on Showdown, we saw EE attack Robbie V during his match for the second straight time.. but this time, he had some help from the CEO, Matt Daniels!!…

(Replays are shown of EE and Daniels’ attack on Robbie V)

ETR: Damn… It pains me to see this… but it confuses me even more! What did the CEO have to do with Robbie?!

Deadprez: I have a feeling you’re not the only one wondering, ETR… but either way, Robbie will go one on one against Extreme Enigma tonight with their recent rivalry revolving around EE’s relationship with the CEO… and what all this has to do with Robbie V!

(Robbie V’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in at 237 pounds… The Showdown General Manager… Mr. Saturday Night, the 2011 Grand Rampage winner… ROBBBB-BIEEEE-V!!!!!!!!!

ETR: Well it looks like these two competitors are set to go as they oppose each other in the ring… Robbie V, Extreme Enigma… and here we go!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: Robbie and EE take a bit of a moment to scout each other out here as the bell rings, circling each other around the ring… and they lock up! This match is officially underway as Robbie tries to back down EE… but EE’s not gonna let Robbie take the early momentum… and they break apart…

ETR: The animosity between these two is palpable! You can see it! You can feel it in the air!!.. They close in on each other once more.. and lock up again! EE’s able to slip behind Robbie V and pull him into a Waist Lock… but Robbie reaches back and brings EE into a side headlock! Headlock Takeover! Robbie’s able to take EE down to the mat, the first takedown of the contest!!

Deadprez: Robbie’s swinging in some punches, going with the ground and pound game early on to disable EE before he even gets on the offensive! But hold on! EE’s able to swipe away a fist from Robbie, and pulls him into a fierce Head-Butt! Robbie’s a bit dazed as EE grabs the arm, and EE LOCKS ROBBIE INTO CHAPTER ONE!!! THE TRIANGLE CHOKE LOCKED IN BY EXTREME ENIGMA!!… EE’s taking this over… and he COULD get Robbie to tap early on, he’s hoping for a quick night of work!

ETR: But Robbie’s able to reach out and grab the bottom rope! He’s trying to push himself out of this hold, but EE insists on keeping it locked in! Robbie’s doing all he can to break out of this, but it’s like a Chinese Finger-Trap, Prez.. the harder you try to break free, the tighter the thing gets, and that’s exactly what EE is doing here as Robbie continues to struggle!

Deadprez: Hold on, Robbie’s able to slither out! EE seems rather shocked, as he slowly gets up on his feet to meet Robbie at a standing base… and EE hits the ropes quickly! He bounces back at Robbie, but Robbie leapfrogs over it! EE keeps running, and he rebounds back from the other side… Robbie swings a Roundhouse Kick!!! But EE slides right under it! Robbie charges at EE as he gets back to his feet and swings a clothesline!

ETR: But EE ducks under it! Robbie continues running to the ropes and SPRINGBOARDS!!! SPRINGBOARD STANDING MOONSAULT!!… But EE’s able to avoid contact, and Robbie lands on his feet right behind EE!! EE throws a Back-Elbow that strikes Robbie right on the jaw, and he turns around, swinging a kick into his gut!!… But Robbie catches the leg! EE goes up for an Enzuigiri!!… But Robbie ducks under the incoming leg, and EE comes right back down, with Robbie still holding onto the leg, and Robbie comes in with the Legsweep, FINALLY taking EE to the mat!!…

Deadprez: EE gets up quickly, as he and Robbie stand off… and the fans applaud that series of action, full of counters and athleticism! EE and Robbie close in on each other.. and they lock up once again! Robbie’s able to swing a few ring hands, and land a knee into the gut of Enigma! But EE hits an elbow right into the lower lip of Robbie V! Robbie’s stunned! As EE hits the ropes! EE comes back… but Robbie charges in at him and drops him with a Shoulder Block! EE begins to get to his feet, as Robbie hits the ropes this time, but EE catches him and he’s able to whip Robbie into the corner!

ETR: Robbie collides with the turnbuckles… and EE charges in at the cornered Robbie V!!… BUT ROBBIE STEPS OUT OF THE CORNER, AND HITS A DROP TOE HOLD ON EE, AS EE FALLS FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!!… EE’s down and out! And Robbie rolls him over, hooks the inside leg and sets up for the first pinning attempt of this matchup!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… EE rolls a shoulder up!

Deadprez: Robbie jumps to his feet… and he’s gonna drop an elbow on EE!! That’s not the only one either! Robbie drops a series of elbows over the fallen body of Extreme Enigma, and shoves the forearm into his face, pinning the shoulders down and we’ve got another pin!

ONE!!… TWO!!… Another two count!

ETR: Robbie stays on his knees, and brings EE into a headlock… but EE’s throwing some elbows into Robbie’s midsection.. as Robbie refuses to let EE free of the headlock! EE’s trying to battle his way back to his feet as Robbie keeps him in the headlock.. and it looks like he’s having success with that as he continues throwing elbows at Robbie, and reaches his feet! Robbie releases the headlock, and hoists EE into the air… but EE’s able to let himself drop over the ropes and land on the ring apron! EE grabs hold of Robbie’s neck, and DROPS IT OVER THE TOP ROPE, AS EE HOPS OFF THE APRON AND SNAPS ROBBIE’S NECK OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

Deadprez: Robbie is hobbling around in the ring, not sure where he is right now, as EE hops back up to the apron, and SPRINGS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! ROBBIE TURNS RIGHT INTO A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE FROM EXTREME ENIGMA!!… Robbie crawls over toward the ropes, and tries to pull himself back to his feet as EE’s offense is starting to get to him… EE hits the ropes as Robbie reaches his feet… and takes Robbie right back down with another clothesline… Robbie pushes himself back up quickly… and EE puts an exclamation point on Robbie with a dropkick!

ETR: Robbie collapses, and rolls under the bottom rope, dropping himself down to ringside… EE is having a grand old time in the ring with Robbie on the outside, as he parades around the ring like he’s already got this match in the bag! But he hits the ropes now!! He’s gonna go for it!! SUICIDE DIVE!!! EE GOES THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!!… AND ROBBIE DODGES OUT OF THE WAY!!! EE DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES AND COLLIDES INTO THE BARRICADE ON THE OUTSIDE AS ROBBIE AVOIDS THE SUICIDE DIVE!!!… Robbie reaches his feet… as he slaps a few high fives to the hands, and watches EE struggle on the arena floor…

Deadprez: He’s enjoying this, ETR! Robbie grabs EE by the hair… and YANKS him back up to his feet on the outside! He’s got control of EE… and BASHES his head right into the top of the barricade! EE stumbles away from Robbie and rolls back into the ring, as Robbie goes in to follow! Robbie is up and approaches EE in the ring, as he turns him around— Robbie takes a kick to the gut, TWIST OF HATE!!! EE WAS PLAYING POSSUM IN THE RING AS HE AGGRESSIVELY TURNS AROUND AND HITS ROBBIE WITH A TWIST OF HATE!!!…

ETR: Well if he’s still playing possum, he’s doing a damn good job of it, as both he and Robbie are down and out in the ring! Neither of them are moving much right now, as EE is doing the best he can to crawl over toward Robbie and get the cover! If he can do it, this match is his! He’s going VERY, VERY slowly, however… and he gets there! Can he still get the pinfall?!

ONE!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!………………………… ROBBIE KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!

Deadprez: Jesus Christ! That was a split second, split another few times away from a 3 count! And EE can’t believe it! That time he took to recover after hitting the Twist of Hate definitely cost him the win in this match! And both men are slowly advancing to their feet!!… They’re both up… and EE lands another kick to the gut of Robbie! Going for another Twist of Hate?! NO!! Robbie twists out of it!! And Robbie– CONCUSSION!!! ROBBIE V EVADES THE TWIST OF HATE AND HITS EXTREME ENIGMA WITH THE CONCUSSION KICK!! EE DROPS, HE’S OUT COLD ON THE CANVAS!!!

‘ETR: Robbie hooks the leg! But… But look at this!! LOOK AT THIS!! MATT DANIELS IS SPRINTING DOWN THE RAMP, ROBBIE HOOKS THE LEG OF EE, BUT THE CEO REACHES THE RING!!!… AND HE SMASHES ROBBIE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH HIS BRIEFCASE!!!… MATT TAKES ROBBIE OUT WITH HIS BRIEFCASE!!!… HOLY SHIT!!… ROBBIE V WAS SCREWED ONCE AGAIN BY EE AND MATT DANIELS!!

Deadprez: And look at Matt!!… He’s dragging EE over toward Robbie… and he lays him over the incapacitated Robbie V!!… This is unreal, this is the guy who’s supposed to be representing this company?!

ONE!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!….

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: Oh come on!! Robbie had the match in the bag! This was a screwjob! A screwjob!!

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… EXTREMEEEEEE…. ENIGGGMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

ETR: Robbie V can’t seem to escape Matt Daniels! I was SURE that Concussion finished off the match… but here comes our CEO, down to the ring and he put Robbie to sleep with that shot with his briefcase to the back of Robbie’s head!

Deadprez: That was disgraceful! DISGRACEFUL! This man is my employer??…

ETR: Don’t speak too loud, Prez.. he’s coming over here!

(Matt Daniels leaves the ring, and grabs a chair near the announce table… He brings it into the ring, sets it up, and takes a seat in the ring in front of Robbie, holding a microphone)

Deadprez: EE’s able to roll out of the ring, and he smiles at the CEO as he heads backstage with a bullshit victory over Robbie V tonight… but the question is, what is this guy doing NOW?…

Matt Daniels: You know, Mr. Deadprez…. I may not be the greatest boss in the world, but I’m not deaf.. So I suggest that you keep yourself quiet.

Matt Daniels: But anyway… Robbie, I hope you’re regaining your consciousness right about now… Because I have a bone or two to pick with you… I’ve been carefully watching your comeback… Ever since you returned, I’ve been thinking about how cute of a story this was. You get torn apart by a rookie and put out of action for months… then you return, become Showdown GM.. eventually go on to win the Grand Rampage and now you’re guaranteed to headline Pain 4 Pride… Such a feel-good story, isn’t it?…

(Robbie sits up, regaining awareness in the ring)

Matt Daniels: But guess what, Robbie… I’m not such a fan of feel-good stories…

Robbie V (without a mic, seated in the ring): What the hell are you talking about?

Matt Daniels: I’ve been visiting Showdown for the past few weeks, keeping my eye on what’s going on.. and I have to say, I don’t like what I see.

(Robbie pushes himself to his feet, as Matt Daniels quickly rises up from his chair to stay out of danger)

Matt Daniels: Whoa, whoa… take it easy there, Robbie… But as I was saying just now… This whole gig you got going for you right now… it’s a real good thing, for anyone… But it’s too good to be true… you know what I’m saying?…. You’re the General Manager, buddy… your job is to RUN the show… which you were doing fine for the first couple of weeks. But then you found yourself back in the ring again… and you WERE the show…

(Robbie grabs a mic from the Ring Announcer)

Robbie V: Oh… Matt, don’t make me blush.. I mean I’m flattered and all… but–

Matt Daniels: Shut up… just… just shut the hell up… These fans surrounding you may be amused by your little funny man moments, but I’m not.

Robbie V: My sincerest apologies, sir…

Matt Daniels: Did you not just hear what I said?…. Look, Robbie.. GMs are supposed to run the show, like I said… but they’re not supposed to BE the show… You need to stop stepping on the toes of all these talented extremists… like you tried to do to Enigma tonight… and stop trying to live your broken dream. You HAD your shot… In fact, you had a FEW shots.. but you blew it. So do you know what I’m going to do Robbie?… I’m not allowing you to have all of this. Forget Pain 4 Pride, forget those Tag Team Championships of yours… because I’ve had it with you!

Robbie V: YOU….. have had it with ME?… You’re supposed to be respectfully running this company… not running out here with your goddamn briefcase and screwing your extremists out of matches just because you’re not a fan of all of us….

Matt Daniels (smiling): Interesting… that you just brought up my briefcase… because, Robbie…

(Matt Daniels grabs the briefcase, and opens it, taking out a bunch of papers, stapled together)

Robbie V: What’s that?…

Matt Daniels: What is this?… This… (showing it to the cameras) this is the clause that allows you to headline Pain 4 Pride as the Grand Rampage winner… And guess what I’m gonna do with this?..

Robbie V: Don’t do it. I’m only warning you once…

Matt Daniels: That’s funny… you think I’m afraid of you…

(Matt Daniels begins to rip up the Grand Rampage clause, but Robbie hits him with a dropkick)

Deadprez: :O:O ROBBIE HITS THE CEO WITH A DROPKICK!!…

ETR: He just saved his Pain 4 Pride match! And he grabs his clause as Matt Daniels is FUMING on the canvas!!

Robbie V: I told you, man… I was only warning you once…

(Matt Daniels pulls himself up by the ropes, and angrily approaches Robbie V)

Matt Daniels: You made a big mistake…

Robbie V: Yeah? Why don’t you tell me how big of a mistake I made? You say GMs should run the show, and not be it, huh?… Well I’m Robbie V, and I’m the WHOLE-DAMN-SHOW!!

Deadprez: ROBBIE KICKS MATT DANIELS IN THE GUT!!!… AND LOOK AT THIS!!! HE GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR THAT MATT BROUGHT INTO THIS RING!!… OH DAMN!!! A VEN-DETONATOR!!! AND THIS PLACE IS GOING NUTS!!!.. ROBBIE JUST HIT MATT DANIELS WITH A VEN-DETONATOR!!!!

Robbie V: I’m not such a great GM, huh? Well fine, pal… I QUIT!!!..

(Robbie V’s music hits)

ETR: :O!!! Robbie just quit as GM!! He’s no longer the Showdown General Manager, and he really took it to the CEO, Matt Daniels! That was a sight to see!

( Dubian and Chris Hessian are seen seated in their locker room, on a bench, with towels over their necks sulking in disappointment )

Hessian: Dub, I really thought we had it…

Dubian: I know Chris, I know.. But I guess we just.. we just… I don’t know. We just messed up…

Hessian: How do we explain this to Starr…

( Both of them flinch, as the sound of a door opening is heard and StarrStan walks in )

Dubian: Listen Starr, before you–

( Starr is seen talking on his cellphone )

Starr: Yeah alright…. alright ill ensure it….. okay…. buh-bye.. **Starr closes his phone and sets it down into his locker, as both Hessian and Dubian look on in a sense of fright**

…. **Starr pulls out a book-bag from his cubby, and opens it up pulling out mouthpieces and wrestling tape**…

Dubian: Uhm… um Starr??..

Starr: Whats up, guys. **Starr begins stretching out the wrestling tape, and wraps it around each of his bodily joints**

Hessian: Uhm…. you’re.. not mad?

Starr: About what?

Dubian: About our match tonight..

Starr: Oh! Nah, why would I be mad? **Starr continues taping up his joints**

Hessian: Well… i mean, we lost…

Starr: Oh, I know. And?

Dubian: Well.. I thought you were gonna yell at us or something.

Starr: Well what do you want me to tell you? You’re not children, you’re big boys, am I right?? … **Starr finishes taping his wrists, and puts on a mouthpiece, slurring his speech slightly as he turns to Devan and Hessian**

Starr: Look… what you guys need to start doing is making more statements. More of an impact around here. Thats how the hell you get respect in this business. So you boys can sit around here, moping, whining and crying. Or you can get up like you’ve got a pair, and come up with a way to make a real STATEMENT here in EAW. Every time I’ve been knocked down, I got up. That doesn’t make me more of a competitor than the two of you, NOBODY should be above you in this life, because thats how you get stepped on….

Starr *picking up his bag*: Well I’ve gotta meet with DEDEDE, he said he wanted to see me in person before tonights match, soo later…

( Starr walks out of the room, as Dubian and Hessian turn to each other )

Hessian: He’s right… and I can only think of one way to make a statement.

Dubian: And if your thinking what I’m thinking, Voltage is going to be shaken up really, really soon…

Hessian: True that…

(Recap of Power/Speedy’s confrontation on Voltage plays)..

(Camera cuts back to the ring)

(Speedy’s music hits as he comes down with his National Extreme Championship around his waist)

Ring Announcer: This match is set for one fall! And entering first, representing Dynasty! From London, England and weighing at 240 POOOUNNNDDSS… HE IS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!! SPPPEEEDDDDYYYY!!!!!

Deadprez: This should be a very exciting match up right here with the National Extreme Champion and InterWire Champion locking up horns in just a minute.

ETR: And of course, I’m pulling for Showdown to take this one home, Speedy has no chance of defeating one of the most indestructible forces to ever lace their boots. Nonetheless, as you said, this should certainly be a great match either way.

(Power’s music hits as he comes down with the InterWire Championship on his shoulders)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, representing Showdown! From New York, New York and weighing at 265 POOOUNDDS!!! HE IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!! POWEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Deadprez: Speedy certainly has his work cut out for him, look at this man Power! He is surely the most dominant force on Showdown. I might have to agree with you there, ETR, Speedy might not stand any chance against someone as impressive this is.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Deadprez: This match is underway, with both men staring each other down just before giving their belts to the referee… Speedy begins to try to approach Power while he’s giving the referee his championship belt and he takes Power down from behind! Speedy then pulls Power up to his knees and kicks him dead on in the jaw!

ETR: Very quick start for the National Extreme Champion as he has Power on his heels already, but now Speedy grabs Power up to his feet and he’s going for a backbreaker onto the mat! But Power is able to counter the backbreaker and he hits a body slam on the mat! Great counter by Power and now he’s in full advantage while Speedy is laid fact first on the mat….

Deadprez: But Speedy hops back up quickly onto his feet and he goes for a quick clothesline on him but Power is able to duck down and lift Speedy as he runs toward him onto the outside of the ring! Already early off in this match and both men are about to brawl outside! Power slides out of the ring and grabs Speedy then he starts getting in some shots into his face, and kneeing him in the gut.

ETR: Power now is about to swing Speedy into the steel steps but Speedy is able to reserve and causing Power to go flying with his shoulder first into the steps!!! That had to hurt as you can hear the rattling from those steps all over the arena! Speedy looks furious now as he starts hammering vastly shots into Power’s temple. Then he takes one of the steel steps from the corner and he’s about to try and bash it on Power while he’s down on the floor!

Deadprez: But as Speedy is getting ready to harm Power with those steps, he misses because Power is able to lift his leg and going directly into Speedy’s groin… Speedy ends up dropping the steel steps but now Power is back up and he knocks his brains off with that vicious clothesline!! Power then motions Speedy back into the ring afterwards, and he Irish whips Speedy off the ropes and goes for a spinebuster which connects!! Here goes the first cover of the match…

Referee: ONE!! TWO!!

ETR: But Speedy is able to kick out! You can tell that both men aren’t going to let up one bit in this match but for right now Power is in control as he brings him back onto his feet once again and hits an European uppercut dead into his mouth! Speedy ends up dropping back into the turnbuckles and Power CHARGES and ends up smacking his body right into him! Speedy must be in pain after Power crushing his body right into him…

Deadprez: Speedy falls right onto the mat once again, but Power grabs him back up again to Irish whip off the ropes but this time Speedy hits up hitting a jumping forearm and knocking him back but not completely onto the mat! He ends up throwing in a few more punches into him but he just doesn’t move… Power is like a statue right now, but Speedy is trying his best to knock him down as he keeps bouncing off those ring ropes and trying to clothesline Power onto the mat!

ETR: Speedy tries it two times in a row, but POWER ENDS UP COUNTERING THE THIRD ONE INTO A SLINGSHOT BACKBREAKER!!! Power goes for another cover!!

Referee: ONE!! TWO!!!

Deadprez: But Speedy kicks out again! Power thought he had him right there, but now he grabs him back up again and starts trading in punches with him. But Speedy ends up pushing Power back then rushing up for a dropkick which finally knocks Power onto the mat!! He hops back up quickly though after that and rushes right back up at Speedy, but he runs right into the turnbuckles as Speedy dodges out of the way! Power ends up bouncing off right INTO A FACEBUSTER!!! FACEBUSTER BY SPEEDY!!! Speedy isn’t finished yet though as he’s about to climb up the top turnbuckles…

ETR: Speedy is setting up for an elbow drop from that top rope but Power is shockingly moving right now… Speedy realizes and drops down the mat to start tormenting Power with kicks and punches into the sternum…. Power is in danger right now; Speedy grabs Power in position for a suplex on the top turnbuckle!!! He moves toward the ropes with Power’s arms on his shoulders then lifts him up and slams him right onto the mat!!!

Deadprez: The whole ring is moving with just that one move and Speedy is going to take the cover right now! Smart move!

ONEE!! TWOOO!!!!

ETR: But Power is able to lift himself out and now Speedy is getting even angrier and he ends up kicking Power in the back of his SKULL! Now Speedy is sliding outside of the ring as he makes his way over by the commentator table and grabs the steel chair right by the announcer! The fans are somehow cheering for this; I guess this is what they wanted out of this match…

Deadprez: And they’re about to get it as Speedy slides back inside of the ring with that steel chair and he’s about to try and smash Power’s face with that steel chair…. He’s a waiting for Power to get on his feet again but WAIT! POWER IS ABLE TO CHARGE QUICKLY INTO SPEEDY WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK!!! Speedy didn’t see that coming as now he’s laid out on the mat right afterwards… Power recovers over by the turnbuckles then looks back at the steel chair ling on the mat then grabs it suddenly… And now he’s a waiting for Speedy to get back on his feet.

ETR: Speedy is in a whole lot of trouble, I don’t think he knows where he is at this point and Power is about to smack at steel chair… HE LIFTS THE CHAIR WHILE SPEEDY IS GETTING UP ON HIS FEET!! BUT SPEEDY ENDS UP TURNING AROUND AND HITTING A SPINNING WHEEL KICK RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! THE CHAIR SMACKS POWER RIGHT BACK IN HIS FACE!!

Deadprez: What a move by Speedy! Now Power is back down on the mat after that spinning wheel kick, and Speedy quickly goes back on top of him as he grabs Power by the neck and applies a headlock!! Power looks a bit dizzy, Speedy is holding in that headlock tightly on him… But wait a second! Power is starting to move!!! He’s starting to stand on his feet while the fans are giving him the momentum!! And now he’s using his elbows going right into the ribs on Speedy… Now Speedy ends up throwing Power on the ring ropes … BUT AS POWER COMES BACK HE HITS A SPEAR RIGHT ONTO SPEEDY!! HE JUST RAN THROUGH SPEEDY WITH THAT SPEAR!!!! SPEEDY HAS TO BE IN A LOT OF PAIN RIGHT NOW WITH THAT SPEAR…

ETR: Power refuses to cover Speedy right now though as he lifts him back onto his feet and him pulls Speedy right in the powerbomb position!! Dynasty isn’t looking good right now, AS POWER LIFTS SPEEDY IN THE AIR AND HE SLAMS HIM RIGHT ON THE MAT!!! NOW THIS MATCH IS OVER!! POWER GOES OVER FOR THE COVER!!

Referee: ONE!!! TWO!!! THR—

Deadprez: NO!! Somehow Speedy kicks out! Who would have thought, Speedy actually hanging in there with the vicious beast that makes a living of destroying his opponents… Power is back on his feet again, and he Irish whips Speedy into the ring ropes but Speedy stop himself then slides right out of the ring so he can recover!! Power looks on then decides to run outside the ring on the opposite side behind him… But as Power runs behind him, SPEEDY QUICKLY PULLS THAT STEEL CHAIR RIGHT OUT OF THE RING AND HE BASHES IT RIGHT INTO POWER’S FACE AS HE RUNS INTO IT!! WOW!! WHAT A SHOT!!! POWER IS BUSTED OPEN NOW WITH THAT SHOT!!!

ETR: This might be over now, Speedy rolls Power right back into the ring and he’s going for the cover!!! This might be it!!

Referee: ONE!!! TWO!!! TH—

Deadprez: Power is able to get a shoulder up!!! Speedy is going crazy now inside of the ring… He thought he had him there for sure!! Speedy is setting up for the kill now!! HE’S GOING FOR THE SLOW KILLER ON POWER!!! HE SPRINGS HIM RIGHT UP ONTO HIS FEET AN—POWER ENDS UP REVERSING INTO A SPINNING SIDE SLAM!!! NOW BOTH MEN ARE LAID ON THE MAT!!!

ETR: But Power is starting to move onto his feet while Speedy is rolling near the ropes, to help him get back standing up! Both men somehow get right back up at the same time but Speedy ends up CHARGING RIGHT INTO POWER!! BUT ONLY INTO ANOTHER SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR BY SPEEDY!!! SPEEDY’S BACK COLLIDES WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR AS HE’S SCREAMING IN AGONY AFTERWARDS!!!

Deadprez: Power may have this in the bag now; he’s pumping himself up for the EXODUS!!! HE GRABS SPEEDY BACK UP AND HE’S ABOUT TO LIFT HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! HE HAS HIM UP IN THE AIR ONCE AGAIN!!! BUT WHAT IS THIS?! POWER GETS KNOCKED DOWN FROM BEHIND!! WHAT THE HELL?! IT’S THE CO NEW BREED CHAMPIONS!!! DEVAN AND CHRIS HESSIAN FROM VOLTAGE!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING OUT HERE?!

ETR: I don’t know, Prez but they certainly looked to put on hurt on Power as he’s down on his knees and Hessian has a steel chair in hand as he lifts and bangs it right into Power’s SKULL!! AND POWER IS REALLY BUSTED WIDE OPEN NOW!! Devan also has a steel chair in hand as starts hammering in shots with that steel chair!!! NOW BOTH MEN WITH STEEL CHAIRS ARE SMACKING IT AGAINST POWER WHILE HE’S DOWN ON THE MAT DEFENSELESS!!! DID SPEEDY PLAN THIS OR SOMETHING!!1

Deadprez: Speedy is beginning to pull back onto his feet as he starts smiling then pulls out his hand toward both Devan and Hessian… BUT BOTH MEN HITS SPEEDY RIGHT INTO THE FACE THE STEEL CHAIR!!! AND SPEEDY IS DOWN ON THE MAT NOW!!! Devan and Hessian aren’t stopping at that as Devan grabs Speedy and lays his head on top of the steel chair that he brought in the ring earlier!! AND DEVAN STARTS SMASHING HIS CHAIR INTO HIS FACE AS SPEEDY’S HEAD START SHAKING!! AND HESSIAN DOES IT WITH HIS STEEL CHAIR IN HAND AS WELL AND BOTH MEN ARE TRADING SHOTS WITH THAT CHAIR!!! SPEEDY’S EARS ARE BLEEDING AND HIS EYES ARE WIDE OPEN!! THEY WON’T EVEN MOVE AS THESE MEN KEEP CONTINUING WITH THE CHAIR SHOTS!!!

ETR: Now both men go right back to Power!! DEVAN ENDS UP SMACKING HIS CHAIR RIGHT INTO POWER’S FACE AGAIN!! BUT AFTER HESSIAN AND DEVAN LIFT HIM UP AND POWER IS BARELY STANDING UP ON HIS TWO FEET AS BOTH HESSIAN AND DUBIAN PULL BACK WITH THE CHAIRS AND THEY RUSH UP ON POWER FROM SIDE TO SIDE WITH THE STEEL CHAIRS COLLIDING AT THE SAME TIME INTO HIS FACE!!! POWER DROPS BACK DOWN ON THE MAT VASTLY!!!

Deadprez: These men are really causing damage with those chairs!!! Power and especially Speedy are out of it now!! They have completely been destroyed…. BOTH MEN DON’T LOOK LIKE THEYRE DONE JUST OF YET THOUGH AS THEY BOTH HEAD UP THE TOP TURNBUCKLES!!! BOTH MEN ARE GOING UP FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS, POWER AND SPEEDY ARE HELPLESS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING TOGETHER AND DEVAN AND HESSIAN BOTH CONNECT PERFECTLY WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! THIS ASSAULT IS GETTING SICKENING NOW!! NOW DUBIAN AND HESSIAN ARE LIFTING POWER BACK UP ONTO THEIR SHOULDERS FOR A DOUBLE POWERBOMB!!! AND IT CONNECTS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE STEEL CHAIRS!!! POWER IS SURELY DONE NOW…

ETR: AND NOW THEY’RE MAKING THEIR WAY BACK ONTO SPEEDY AS THEY PULL HIM UP, AND DEVAN HOLDS SPEEDY UP AS HESSIAN SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND GRABS THE RING BELL!! THEN HE SLIDES RIGHT BACK INTO THE RING AND HE’S ABOUT TO USE THAT RING BELL RIGHT INTO SPEEDY’S FACE!! THIS CAN’T BE GOOD!! I’M TELLING YOU, SPEEDY IS IN DEEP TROUBLE!! AND HESSIAN SWINGS THAT BELL AND IT HITS SPEEDY DEAD ON IN THE FACE!! SPEEDY IS BUSTED OPEN NOW!! I BELIEVE THE DAMAGE HAS SURELY BEEN DONE TO SPEEDY AND POWER!!!

Deadprez: This is a disgraceful attack but why? Why did Devan and Hessian attack Power and Speedy in their match? Power and Speedy are laid out bloody right next to each other, while Devan and Hessian are taunting and standing right over them…

ETR: Maybe it was a message, who knows… All I know, we better get some medical attention to come out here for Devan and Hessian… And here they come, thank god!

( Devan and Hessian roll outside of the ring with both evil smiles on their face, while the EAW Medical staff comes down to tend both Speedy and Power )

( The camera pans backstage to Mr.DEDEDE, standing outside of his locker room where ADV, SG1, HBG and Starr are lined up on the wall, and DEDEDE is standing in front of them )

Mr.DEDEDE: Alright guys, you all know what’s next. This isn’t going to be any type of game, this is going to be WARFARE, and we’d damn well better be prepared.

Mr.DEDEDE: Starr, you need to handle Jason, which I’m sure you can do quickly. You take Jason out of the picture, and then you and I could easily team up on Banks and cut off Team Banks by their heads. SG1, you’ve gotta make quick work of Christy Cruise. You do that, and you can easily hop onto Kendra, provided that HBG is still occupied with her. HBG, like I said give it all you’ve got with Kendra. She’s something special, but you can and you will finish her, so that you can help anyone out whom you see fit.

**DEDEDE walks in front of Alexander Da Vinci**

Mr.DEDEDE: And ADV… you psycho son of a Bitch, you’re just lucky you’re still here. You’re lucky that you have a job in this company, and I don’t even know how long THAT’S gonna last. Vic Vendetta is your piece of meat, I want you chewing him out like the dog he is. If you’re truly as ruthless as you are fearless, this will be a piece of cake.

Mr.DEDEDE: NOW ARE WE READY TO KICK TEAM BANKS’ ASS!!

Rest of Team DEDEDE: YEAH!!

Mr. DEDEDE: WE’RE GONNA HUMILIATE THEM??

Rest of Team DEDEDE: YEAH!!!!

Mr. DEDEDE: WE’RE GONNA DESTROY THEM???

Rest of Team DEDEDE: YEAH!!!!!

Mr.DEDEDE: Good… now let’s get a move on….

( DEDEDE walks down the hallway along with the rest of Team DEDEDE following him ) …

( As Da Vinci is walking, Extreme Enigma walks up to him, grabs him by the arm as Da Vinci turns and stares face to face with Enigma )

Alexander Da Vinci: What do YOU want…

Extreme Enigma: Listen to me and listen good you son of a Bitch…

Extreme Enigma: I’m going to let you go out there tonight… but on Dynasty, I PROOOOMISE you… you’re going to get your just desserts. Am I understood??

Alexander Da Vinci: Is this supposed to be a threat? Or are you egging me on even more to bash your brains through your skull…

Extreme Enigma: If you lay so much as a finger on me, you’re getting arrested and you’re EAW Contract will be terminated. So yes, call it a threat. BELIEVE ME, the only reason you’re not getting floored right now is because I just fought Robbie, but don’t think that I’m going to leave what you did on Dynasty unchecked… now watch yourself…

**Da Vinci stares at Enigma murderously, as EE stares back angrily, but Da Vinci turns around and walks off**

(An old-time microphone is shown in a dark room as ominous music plays)..

(The microphone begins to slowly descend lower and lower as voices of EAW extremists and commentators are heard)

Stew-O: NOTHING COMPARES TO THIS MAN IN THE RING OR ON THE MIC, I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH!!

Deadprez: He truly is the Monarch of the Mic, and he just proved that tonight!

Stew-O: What a Championship reign! That’s ten months! I don’t think any human could possibly beat that!!

Mak: You’re my partner.. You’re my number one guy.

ETR: HE HAS FINALLY WON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP HERE TONIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!

(A hand slowly clutches the microphone as the voices stop)

(The screen goes black)

(A door opens in the dark room as a silhouette of the man holding the microphone is shown about to enter the door)

Man: MMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………….

(The door closes as the camera goes completely black again)

(The camera fades back to Jaywalker, Stew-O, and Deadprez all at the same announce table now, looking confused)

Stew: What… What was that all about?

Jaywalker: Well, Stew, you’d have to be a complete moron to not know who that was, but exactly what it was all about.. Well, that’s beyond me.

Stew: Very strange indeed.. But coming up next, ladies and gentlemen, is a match I’m sure the EAW Universe has been waiting for all night!

(Graphics of Team Mr.DEDEDE vs Team CM Banks is shown)

Jaywalker: That’s right, Stew, and I can NOT wait! Lets get it started!..

(Recap of Mr.DEDEDE and CM Banks’ feud thus far plays)..

(Camera cuts to the Ring Announcer in the middle of the ring)

Announcer: The following contest is a Five on Five, Inter-Gender, Elimination, Tag Team match up!!…

(Mr.DEDEDE’s music hits)

(Team DEDEDE begins to make their way out to the stage one after another as the Ring Announcer calls them out, each wearing their brand’s T-Shirt)

Announcer: First, making their way to the ring!… Team Captain: Mister DEDEDE!!….. Alexander Da Vinci!!….. The Heart Break Gal!!….. Elite Champion:

StarrStan!!….. And SG1!!…… TEAM MISTER DE! DE!! DDDDEEEEEEE!!!

Stew: This is quite a team DEDEDE has recruited here tonight, and lets not forget that Mr.DEDEDE personally drafted each one of these men and women.

Deadprez: That’s right, Stew, and they are looking like a great team, but there might be some problems going on inside the team as SG1 has a devious look on her face, she COULD be out for revenge on The Heart Break Gal after being humiliated by her on Voltage. But it looks as though HBG could care less.

(CM Banks’ music hits)

(Team Banks begins to make their way out to the stage one after another as the Ring Announcer calls them out, each wearing their brand’s T-Shirt)

Announcer: And their opponents!.. Making their way to the ring… Team Captain: CM Banks!!….. Vic Vendetta!!….. Kendra Shamez!!….. Jason Cage!!…… And Vixens Champion: Christy Cruise!!….. TEAM C! M!! BAAAAANNNKKKSSSS!!!

Stew: Both of these teams look very well crafted but only one team is coming out victorious in all of this as Team DEDEDE has left the ring, now at ringside as Team Banks enters..

Jaywalker: That doesn’t mean they’re intimidated in the least bit, Stew, Team DEDEDE may look as though they could crumble at any moment, but in reality they ALL have the same mindset and that is to defeat the opposing team and win this match. Nothing may be on the line in this contest, but in the end, EVERYBODY wants to win the battle for supremacy.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: It looks as though it’s gonna be The Heart Break Gal wanting to start this match out with Christy Cruise, as we all know, HBG has been on somewhat of a crusade against Vixens such as her lately– Wait a second.. No, SG1 pushes HBG out of the way and instead volunteers HERSELF as the competitor to begin this match up. HBG seems to not care or simply agree as she exits to the apron as SG1 and Christy immediately lock up. But Christy almost IMMEDIATELY takes SG1 down with a side headlock! Christy is looking to keep control of this match early on, but SG1 is quick to counter, wrapping her legs around the head of Christy’s head in a scissors lock! But Christy rolls out of it, quickly grabbing a hold of both of SG1’s legs! She drags SG1 back, towards the corner as her team mates cheer her on! SLINGSHOT!! The head of SG1 bounces off of the turnbuckle!

Jaywalker: KENDRA SHAMEZ WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE OF SG1 AS SHE COMES OFF THE CORNER!! CHRISTY CATCHES SG1 FROM BEHIND WITH A ROLL-UP OUT OF NOWHERE!! WE COULD SEE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION RIGHT HERE!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!

Deadprez: THE HEART BREAK GAL grapples Christy from behind, pulling her off, breaking up the pin! SHE SENDS CHRISTY SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST IN THE CORNER!! SG1 slowly gets back to her feet, she looks as though beginning this match up may have not been the best idea for her as she makes her way back to her team.. She tags in the Elite Champion: StarrStan! Starr wastes absolutely no time entering the ring as Christy looks to regain herself! STARR CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER ON CHRISTY! Christy Cruise immediately drops down, propped up against the corner of the ring as Starr looks to continue his attack on her, but the rest of Team Banks seems none too happy with this! Starr has a smug smile on his face, looking back at Team Banks as he.. He places a boot on the side of the Vixens Champion’s face! Starr could be looking to damn-well re-arrange the Vixens Champion’s face right now!! WAIT!

Stew: JASON CAGE QUICKLY ENTERS THE RING! The Referee isn’t happy with it, but Starr stops his attack on Christy as he turns around to a right hook from Jason! No! Starr ducks under the arm of Jason, turning him around! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX CONNECTS!! StarrStan immediately cover Jason, UNLOADING a series of lefts and rights, Jason is in trouble here! But look at this! Christy Cruise has made it quickly back to her feet using the ropes, she’s looking for a tag! The Ref is attempting to tear Jason and Starr apart as Christy makes her way towards Team Banks! Starr quickly realizes what she’s looking for as he turns around, getting back to his feet and going after her! CHRISTY LEAPS! SHE TAGS IN CM BANKS!! Banks hops into the ring and NAILS StarrStan with a shot to the face! Another shot! ANOTHER shot! Banks put a stop to the flurry of punches to Irish whip Starr into the ropes.. Coming off the ropes! BACK BODY DROP CONNECTS!!

Jaywalker: Banks has entered this match up with a HUGE head of steam it seems as he continues the attack on a now defenseless StarrStan! A dazed Starr back-pedals towards the corner of the ring as Banks keeps him going– WITH A JIU JITSU KICK STRAIGHT TO THE RIBS! Another HARD kick to the opposite side of the Elite Champion’s ribs! Starr backs up straight into the corner, he’s completely trapped and I think Banks knows that as he swings with a THIRD kick! But Starr’s able to catch it this time! BANKS WITH AN ENZUGURI ON STARR!! Starr is dazed and confused as he one again back-pedals into the corner, DDD isn’t looking happy at all as he yells for Starr to counter! Banks backs up as DDD yells at him from the apron.. BANKS IMMEDIATELY SWINGS AT DDD! A right hook connects with the jaw of Mr.DEDEDE as he drops off the apron!! The rest of Team DEDEDE look to enter the ring as Banks laughs at a now furious DEDEDE here on the outside! BANKS CHARGES! AND BEAUTIFULLY CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRAIGHT INTO THE JAW OF THE ELITE CHAMPION!! He’s not finished! RUNNING BULLDOG CONNECTS!! THERE’S THE PIN! WE COULD SEE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: NO! StarrStan manages to get a shoulder up! He’s not out of this just yet as Banks wastes no time continuing his attack on him.. He comes off the ropes now! AND DROPS A HARD KNEE INTO THE SKULL OF STARR! Starr is rolling in pain on the canvas as it seems the rest of both teams are begging to be tagged in! But Banks isn’t finished it seems.. He makes his way out, onto the apron as a damaged StarrStan slowly arises to his feet.. You practically FEEL the momentum radiating off of CM Banks as he anxiously waits for Starr to get up! He’s ready to fly! Starr’s up! BANKS LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE!! PEPSI PLUNGE!!!! NO!! Starr miraculously ducks under the attack as Banks lands on both of his feet! WAIT!! OUT OF NO WHERE!! SPEAR!!!! MY GOD! MR.DEDEDE WITH A DAMN SPEAR OUT OF NO WHERE, NEARLY BREAKING CM BANKS IN HALF!! Banks has been QUICKLY laid out as a damn near PSYCHOTIC DDD gets back to his team’s corner! The rest of Team DEDEDE is DEMANDING that Starr cover Banks!

Stew: The dazed Elite Champion slowly turns around, trying to piece together what occurred as he looks down at Banks! I think he realizes he’s got an opportunity here! STARR HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF BANKS FOR THE PIN! WE’RE GONNA SEE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION AND WHAT A HUGE ELIMINATION IT IS!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. THRE—

Jaywalker: NO!! NO- Banks THANKFULLY kicks out of it to Starr and Team DEDEDE’s shock!! Team DEDEDE is demanding now that Starr tag someone else in and it looks as though he’s going to do just that as he inches his way towards them, each one reaching out! A now damaged CM Banks looks to be doing the same as Kendra Shamez reaches out for the tag as HBG does the same for Starr! They’re both close! And!….. BOTH MAKE THE TAG AT THE SAME TIME! But SG1 gets in the way of HBG, stealing the tag! SG1 seems to be ready to fight again as she enters the ring with Kendra Shamez! KENDRA IMMEDIATELY TAKES SG1 DOWN WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE! SG1 isn’t looking too good once again as she gets back to her feet! Kendra catches her with a hip toss! SG1 lands hard on the canvas, but quickly gets up once again as Kendra catches her from behind, setting her up! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!! But SG1 escapes it, rolling off of the back of Kendra and landing behind her! She forces Kendra into the ropes, looking to turn the tables!

Deadprez: Kendra comes off the ropes as SG1 gets ready! BACK BODY DROP!! No! Kendra slides between the legs of SG1, quickly getting up behind her as SG1 turns around! KENDRA CONNECTS WITH A HARD DROPKICK ON SG1!! SG1 woozily back-pedals into her Team’s corner of the ring! HBG NAILS SG1 WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! A dazed SG1 blindly swings for Kendra as Kendra makes it to her feet! OUT OF NOWHERE!! THE BITCH TREATMENT!!! KENDRA WITH THE BITCH TREATMENT ON SG1 AS SHE COVERS HER! WE COULD SEE OUT FIRST ELIMINATION!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Announcer: SG1 has been eliminated!!….

Stew: A disappointed Mr.DEDEDE looks on as SG1 drops to the outside.. This match has, very quickly, turned into four on five as The Heart Break Gal enters the ring.. Kendra gets back to her feet– HBG is quick to catch her from behind! INVERTED DDT CONNECTS!! HBG is quickly taking advantage of the former Vixens Champion! HBG gets back to her feet, patiently waiting for Kendra to get up as well, this might end badly for Kendra.. WAIT! HBG IS DROPPED TO THE CANVAS BY SG1 ON THE OUTSIDE! SG1 PULLS HBG OUT TO RINGSIDE! SG1 NAILS HBG with a shot to the gut! And DRIVES HBG straight into those steel steps at ringside!! SG1 has completely lost it! DEDEDE drops down, yelling for SG1 to get out of here as SG1 reluctantly cooperates.. The Heart Break Gal is damaged now as she slowly rolls back into the ring.. She gets to her feet just as Kendra does.. HBG swings! But Kendra stops her dead in her tracks with a kick to the gut!

Jaywalker: She pulls her in! KENDRA CONNECTS WITH A HARD VERTICAL SUPLEX! She’s not finished yet! Kendra pulls HBG up once more! A SECOND VERTICAL SUPLEX CONNECTS! Kendra could be looking for a third one very quickly as she pulls HBG up once again! HBG has got to realize that she’s in trouble at this point! THIRD SUPLEX!! No! HBG escapes it, landing on her feet behind Kendra! HBG drives Kendra into her Team’s corner of the ring! HBG wastes no time placing her boot into the throat of Kendra Shamez, immediately choking her out! HBG grabs onto the top rope next to her for extra pressure! HBG tags in Alexander Da Vinci now! ADV quickly enters the ring as HBG finally breaks the hold on Kendra.. ADV charges! And NAILS Kendra with a clothesline in the corner of the ring! Kendra is looking as though she’s in a lot of trouble!! ADV backs up again.. This isn’t looking good.. HE CHARGES! But Kendra catches him off guard with a boot to the face!

Deadprez: ADV seems momentarily blinded! KENDRA IS LOOKING TO ESCAPE TO HER TEAM MATES!! ADV CATCHES HER WITH A HARD SPINEBUSTER!! This man should be ashamed of himself, he doesn’t seem to give a DAMN that he’s attacking an innocent Vixen right now! Though that shouldn’t come as a surprise seeing as what he’s all done to Vic Vendetta’s family as of late! Vic Vendetta stares down with Alexander Da Vinci, Kendra Shamez is in a lot of trouble, ADV is looking to put an end to the former Vixens Champion as Team Banks looks on.. ADV clutches the hair of Kendra, slowly pulling her to her feet! Don’t do it! HE PULLS HER IN! THIS IS BAD, THIS IS VERY BAD!! THE LAST STAND CONNECTS– MY GOD!!!! KENDRA SHAMEZ IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT AS THAT SADISTIC SON OF A BITCH, ADV, FLIPS HER ONTO HER BACK AND COVERS HER! WE COULD BE SEEING A SECOND ELIMINATION!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Announcer: Kendra Shamez has been eliminated!!….

Stew: What a low-down, rotten move from the former EAW Champion.. Wait! Vic Vendetta immediately hops into the ring as ADV gets to his feet! ADV turns around to meet MULTIPLE right hands from Vic! ADV is already on the defense as Vic continues the attack, backing him up into the ropes! Vic tops off the attack with a HARD knife-edge chop to the chest of ADV! He pulls him in! HIP TOSS CONNECTS! ADV gets back to his feet! VIC CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK ON ADV!! ADV is looking as though he’s in quite a bit of trouble now! ADV slowly makes it back to his feet! ADV swings! But Vic IMMEDIATELY nails him with a hard toe kick to the gut! Vic comes off the ropes now! SCISSORS KICK!!!! NO! ADV dodges it! HE PULLS VIC IN FROM BEHIND! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX CONNECTS STRAIGHT TO THE CANVAS!! A move out of desperation, but it worked nonetheless! ADV is now looking to get the tag to one of his partners now!

Jaywalker: The rest of Team DDD is looking for the tag! Alexander Da Vinci is slowly but surely inching his way towards the rest of his team! He’s close! But Vic Vendetta is on his trail! Vic leaps for him! BUT ADV MAKES THE TAG TO STARRSTAN! Starr quickly enters the ring as Vic quickly gets back to his feet! Starr nails Vic with a HARD European uppercut! Vic back-pedals into the ropes, slowly coming off of them.. BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX CONNECTS!! Starr covers Vic, looking for another elimination!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: But Vic Vendetta with a shoulder up! Vic is not out of this match just yet as Starr gets back to his feet, contemplating his next move.. Starr clutches the hair of Vic, slowly pulling him towards his feet, this could be very bad for him.. BUT VIC ESCAPES STARR’S GRIP! VIC CONNECTS WITH A SPINEBUSTER ON STARRSTAN!! There’s the cover on Starr! This could be it!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……..

Stew: NO! Starr kicks out! Vic seems to be a bit frustrated it seems as he begins to get to his feet, grabbing a hold of ADV, slowly pulling him to his feet.. But Starr out of nowhere NAILS Vic with a hard right hand! Vic swings back! BUT STARR PULLS HIM IN!! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! NO! Vic Vendetta lands on his feet behind Starr! He forces him into the Vic’s Team’s corner of the ring! But Starr reverses it, sending Vic Vendetta colliding with the corner of the ring instead! Jason Cage catches Vic with a blind tag as a dazed Vic Vendetta woozily stumbles into the middle of the ring! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! STARR CONNECTS WITH THE OLYMPIC SLAM ON VIC VENDETTA!! He’s not finished yet though! Starr wants to truly HURT Vic! Starr pulls off the straps of his singlet, he’s running on a full head of steam! STARR GRABS A HOLD OF VIC’S ANKLE!! ANKLE LOCK!!!! HE’S GOT THE ANKLE LOCK IN AS THE REF TELLS HIM VIC ISN’T THE LEGAL MAN!!

Jaywalker: Jason Cage is in the ring now! He’s patiently waiting as Starr continues cranking and twisting with that Ankle Lock! JASON LOCKS THE WAIST OF STARR FROM BEHIND, BREAKING THE ANKLE LOCK!! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!!! StarrStan is in a LOT of trouble it seems as Jason slowly pulls him back to his feet! SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! StarrStan is dazed and confused at this point, he may not have anything left in him as his Team Captain: DEDEDE demands he do something to stop Jason! Starr might not hear him though as Jason pulls him to his feet, looking for the final piece of the Hat Trick! THIRD– NO! Starr immediately clutches onto the top rope, refusing to let the third suplex connect! Jason isn’t giving up though! Jason quickly begins clubbing the back of Starr with multiple forearms! Starr is losing his grip on the top rope as Jason continues the attack! Jason NAILS Starr with a headbutt to the back of the head! Starr has officially lost his grip!! THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX!!!

Deadprez: NO! STARR STOPS HIM WITH A ELBOW TO THE JAW! Starr nails Jason with a second elbow to the already dazed Jason Cage! Jason breaks the waist lock as Starr swings around!! WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND! NO!! JASON CATCHES THE ARM OF STARRSTAN, PULLING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS IMMEDIATELY!!! WE KNOW WHAT HE’S LOOKING FOR!! HE’S GOT IT! FORCED CONFESSION!!!! HE’S GOT THE FORCED CONFESSION LOCKED IN ON STARRSTAN!!! STARR IS PANICKING, HE COULD BE ON THE VERGE OF TAPPING OUT!! JASON COULD VERY WELL MAKE THE ELITE CHAMPION TAP OUT!! BUT STARR QUICKLY ROLLS JASON OVER INTO A PIN!! STARR GRABS ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE AS THE REFEREE GOES DOWN FOR THE PIN!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Announcer: Jason Cage has been eliminated!!….

Stew: What an elimination for the Elite Champion!! Vic Vendetta drops to the outside as CM Banks enters the ring, immediately going after Starr! But Starr quickly crawls towards his team! STARR MAKES THE TAG TO ALEXANDER DA VINCI!! BUT VIC PULLS ADV’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM, DROPPING HIM FACE-FIRST ONTO THE APRON!! Vic looks to have finally snapped! He NAILS ADV with a shot to the gut! Vic backs up as DDD drops to the outside! BUT BANKS NAILS DDD WITH A SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES, STRAIGHT INTO HIM HERE ON THE OUTSIDE!! VIC VENDETTA CONNECTS WITH THE SCISSORS KICK ON ALEXANDER DA VINCI!! Banks slides back into the ring as a furious Vic Vendetta pulls ADV back to his feet, rolling him back into the ring! Banks is damn near drooling as he slowly pulls ADV to his feet.. This isn’t looking good in the least bit for the former EAW Champion!!

Jaywalker: BANKS PICKS UP ADV ON HIS SHOULDERS!! ADV IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE!!! BANKS IS READY TO HIT IT!! GO!! TO!!! RETIREMENT!!!! GTR CONNECTS ON ALEXANDER DA VINCI AS BANKS HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF ADV FOR THE PIN!! THIS COULD BE IT FOR ADV!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Announcer: Alexander Da Vinci has been eliminated!!….

Deadprez: CM Banks gets to his feet, staring down with a now damaged Mr.DEDEDE who is here at ringside, it looks as though DDD has no choice BUT to fight now! The Heart Break Gal looks on as DEDEDE slowly rises up onto the apron.. AND DEDEDE FLIPS HBG OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE RING!! HBG looks on in fear as Banks stares down with her! Does Banks really have what it takes to attack her? Well, then again, according to his history with his ex-wife Maria.. Banks slides out of the ring, chasing down DEDEDE here on the outside!! Vic Vendetta looks a bit confused as he watches the hectic scene from the apron.. WAIT! Vic is dropped down to the mat from behind!! IT’S ADV!! LOOK WHAT HE’S GOT IN HIS HAND NOW! ALEXANDER DA VINCI CRACKS A SLEDGE HAMMER ACROSS THE SKULL OF VIC VENDETTA!!! Vic drops like a rag doll here on the outside!! ADV rolls Vic into the ring, sliding in as well!

Stew: A now busted open Vic Vendetta slowly climbs back to his feet using the ropes to aid him as ADV awaits! He’s up! DEDEDE finally slides into the ring! DEDEDE CHARGES AS BANKS FOLLOWS INTO THE RING!! SPEAR!!!!!!! MR.DEDEDE NAILS VIC VENDETTA WITH A SPEAR– MY GOD!!! BANKS IS TAKEN DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE BY ALEXANDER DA VINCI AS DEDEDE HOOKS THE LEG OF VIC!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Announcer: Vic Vendetta has been eliminated!!….

Jaywalker: The Heart Break Gal, out of nowhere, FLIPS Christy Cruise into the ring, landing hard on the canvas! Alexander Da Vinci is DRIVING that sledgehammer over and over again into CM Banks!! Banks is completely defenseless and ADV.. Well he’s not even supposed to be IN here right now! He was eliminated! A dazed Christy Cruise gets back to her feet as HBG stares down with her! The Vixens Champion slowly backs up.. Into Mr.DEDEDE!! Christy immediately turns around to DEDEDE, looking on in fear as ADV holds up a now bruised and beaten CM Banks! Christy slowly turns around.. TO A ROUND HOUSE KICK FROM THE HEART BREAK GAL!! Christy Cruise drops down the canvas! Mr.DEDEDE backs up into the corner of the ring as ADV holds back CM Banks.. This isn’t looking good at all! The Vixens Champion is dazed, she slowly gets to her feet as a nearly DROOLING DEDEDE yells for her to get up! Banks is powerless as he looks on!! CHRISTY TURNS AROUND!!

Deadprez: DEDEDE CHARGES!!! SPEAR!!!!! MY GOD!! JESUS– MR.DEDEDE NEARLY BREAKS THE VIXENS CHAMPION IN HALF WITH A DEVASTATING SPEAR!!! BANKS CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS ADV HOLDS HIM BACK WHILE DEDEDE HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF CHRISTY CRUISE FOR THE PIN!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Announcer: Christy Cruise has been eliminated!!…..

Stew: StarrStan slowly enters the ring now as a furious CM Banks now struggles from ADV’s grip! HE ESCAPES!! ADV SWINGS FOR THE FENCES WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER!! NO! BANKS PICKS ALEXANDER DA VINCI UP ON HIS SHOULDERS AS HIS SLEDGEHAMMER DROPS TO THE CANVAS!!! GO TO RETIREMENT CONNECTS ON THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION FOR A SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH!!! ADV drops to the outside as DDD charges for Banks!! BUT BANKS PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE, SENDING DDD CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE!! The Heart Break Gal watches from the corner of the ring as Starr NAILS Banks with a shot to the back of the head!! HE SETS HIM UP!! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! NO!! BANKS LANDS BEHIND STARR, TURNING HIM AROUND!! HE’S GOT HIM UP ON HIS SHOUDLERS!!!! CAN HE DO IT?! YES!! GO TO RETIREMENT CONNECTS ON STARRSTAN!!! BANKS HOOKS HIS LEGS FOR THE PIN!! WE COULD BE SEEING ANOTHER ELIMINATION!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Announcer: StarrStan has been eliminated!!……

Jaywalker: The Heart Break Gal can’t BELIEVE Banks’ resilience as she looks on from the corner of the ring! Mr.DEDEDE now crawls back into the ring as Banks, running on a full head of steam, stalks his prey! Banks quickly goes out, onto the apron! We know what he’s looking for! DEDEDE woozily makes it to his feet, turning around.. BANKS LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE! PEPSI PLUNGE CONNECTS!!!! BANKS HOOKS THE LEG OF DEDEDE FOR THE PIN!! THIS IS IT!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!………..

Deadprez: No! THE HEART BREAK GAL PULLS BANKS OFF! A furious CM Banks looks back at The Heart Break Gal! HBG immediately bolts out of the ring as Banks gets back to his feet! He doesn’t look too happy! Banks realizes that he’s gonna have to think of something else to end this match now as he contemplates what to do.. Wait a second.. Wait just a second, DEDEDE, crawling towards the ropes, grabs Alexander Da Vinci’s sledgehammer from earlier! Banks, with a smile on his face, turns his focus back on DEDEDE, grabbing a hold of him by his hair, pulling him up! HE PICKS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! THIS IS THE END!! WAIT! NO! DEDEDE ESCAPES, DROPPING TO HIS FEET BEHIND BANKS! HE WRAPS THAT SLEDGEHAMMER AROUND BANKS’ THROAT! DEDEDE-O-MATIC WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER CONNECTS!!!! DEDEDE IMMEDIATELY HOOKS THE LEG OF BANKS!! THIS IS IT!! IT’S OVER!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!!…….. THRE—

Stew: NO!! NO! Banks with a shoulder up!! DEDEDE looks up at the Ref in shock, he can’t believe it! What does he have to do to put Banks away?! You can see the frustration on DEDEDE’s face as he reluctantly gets to his feet, backing up into the corner of the ring!.. Banks shows off that unlimited resilience of his as he begins climbing back to his feet using the ropes next to him.. DEDEDE is looking to end this though.. He’s perched, he’s ready! Banks is up!! DEDEDE CHARGES!!! SPEAR!!!!! BANKS CATCHES DEDEDE, PICKING HIM UP ON HIS SHOUDLERS OUT OF NOWHERE!!! GO TO RETIREMENT CONNECTS– BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!! BANKS HOOKS THE LEG OF DEDEDE!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!!…….

Stew: THE HEART BREAK GAL SLIDES INTO THE RING TO BREAK IT UP!!

Referee: THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Announcer: Mr.DEDEDE has been eliminated!!!…..

Jaywalker: WHAT?! WHAT?!! DEDEDE HAS JUST BEEN ELIMINATED BY CM BANKS!!! The Heart Break Gal can NOT believe it!! HBG backs up into the corner of the ring as CM Banks slowly gets back to his feet! It’s down to HBG and Banks! Banks has a sadistic look on his face as he makes his way towards HBG! HBG can’t believe it, she’s BEGGING for him to not do anything! She’s backed up into the corner as Banks comes closer and closer! THE HEART BREAK GAL SWINGS A KICK INTO THE GROIN OF CM BANKS OUT OF NOWHERE!!! NO! NO! BANKS CATCHES THE FOOT OF HBG!! HBG CAN’T BELIEVE IT, BANKS LOOKS AT HER IN ANGER AS HBG IMMEDIATELY BEGINS BEGGING FOR MERCY!! DON’T DO IT!! HBG IS PLEADING FOR MERCY!! BANKS PULLS HER IN!!! HBG IS UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! DON’T DO IT!!

Deadprez: IT’S GONNA HAPPEN!! GO!! TO!!! SPEAR!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST– MR.DEDEDE WITH A SPEAR OUT OF PRACTICALLY NOWHERE!!!! THE HEART BREAK GAL DROPS ONTO THE BODY OF CM BANKS AFTER THAT DEVASTATING SPEAR!! THE REFEREE GOES DOWN FOR THE PIN?!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jaywalker: YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(The Heart Break Gal’s music hits as Mr.DEDEDE stares down at the downed body of CM Banks)

Stew: Can you believe this?! The Heart Break Gal just won this match for her team!! She did it! She just pinned CM Banks here tonight! Team DEDEDE has just come out victorious tonight and DEDEDE is letting CM Banks know that!

Jaywalker: Unbelievable. That’s all I can say, Stew, this is certainly a huge win for The Heart Break Gal here tonight, she has just made history and won NOT for Voltage, NOT for Dynasty, and NOT for Showdown. She won for the Vixens Division!

Deadprez: I couldn’t have seen that coming, but what happened has happened and The Heart Break Gal reigns victorious as the sole survivor in this huge match up tonight. Team DEDEDE is victorious.

( Robbie V is seen, changed into his street clothing and is walking backstage with his luggage over his shoulder ) …

**Max A. Million runs up to Robbie with a microphone**

Max: Robbie, Robbie hold on! .. **Robbie stops, and turns torwards Max**

Max: Robbie, Robbie!

Robbie V: Hey…

Max: Um… sorry were you leaving?

Robbie V: I don’t know… but if you’ve got anything to ask me I’ll be more than happy to answer them..

Max: Thanks Robbie, Well some questions have been looming about your methods regarding to who you face at Pain for Pride. One big question on the horizon is why you’re chosing the LOSER of tonights Main Event Match, rather than the winner of the Triple Threat match. Can you shed some light on that?

Robbie V: Well it should be simple as to why, Max… I’m a take-no-prisoners kind of guy. I chose to do it that way, because I feel if I’m a World Champion, then competing against the winner of the Grand Rampage is more of a punishment… so whomever loses tonight will have to face me in the form of a punishment for their loss, and for their ill-preparation for tonights match.

Robbie V: But anyways… to the World Champions.. ill definitely be watching you three. I’m eager to face whomever stands infront of me as an opposition. But once you lose tonights match… honestly… it really wont matter who you are, or what history I have with you. All that’s going to matter is that you’re the only man standing in my way of my long-journeyed reign as a World Champion…

Max: Thank you… **Max walks off, as Robbie continues walking**

(Montage is shown on the weeks following Grand Rampage, up until Showdown where Robbie V announced the Champion vs. Champion vs. Champion triple threat)

(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer, standing in the center of the ring as red, blue and yellow spotlights flash around a dark arena)

Ring Announcer: The following is a CHAMPION vs CHAMPION vs CHAMPION TRIPLE THREAT MATCH, set for ONE FALL!!… And it will decide the opponent of Grand Rampage winner, Robbie V at Pain For Pride 4!!!….

(The Heart Break Boy’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first… from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 220 pounds… He is the EAW CHAMPIONNNNN… THEEEEE HEARRRTTT BREAAAAAAAAKK BOYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Deadprez: I would say that the champ is here, but he’s not the only one! We’ve got ALL three World Champions set to come out to this ring tonight, and have a match for the ages!

Stew-O: I’m excited for it, Prez… this is the match that everyone’s been anticipating the whole night!

(The Rated R Shaman of Sexy’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: Introducing secondly… from Oakland, California… weighing in at 245 pounds…. THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORRRLLLLDDDD… THE RATED R SHAMANNN OFFFF SEXYYYYYY!!!!!

Deadprez: Well RRS certainly has been conflicted these past few weeks about Robbie’s decision.. but the actions of the men in this ring tonight will decide their own fate! The man who gets pinned in this match will go on to face Robbie V at Pain 4 Pride… and any one of these men can get pinned, even if it’s normally a rare sight… the top three men in ALL of EAW are going head to head to head tonight!

(Y2Impact’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: And their opponent… from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 236 pounds… THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONNNNN…. Y-2-IMMMMPACCCTTTTT!!!!!!!

Jaywalker: I’m getting goosebumps already! I mean I’ve faced a few of these guys before.. but never all at the same time! This is gonna be a hellacious match! No matter who wins this match, or who gets pinned, whoever it may be… we’re SURE to see a FANTASTIC match at Pain 4 Pride between Robbie V and his opponent!

Deadprez: Yes, indeed… and we’re all set to get this thing underway! Our MAIN EVENT of Dynasty vs. Showdown: Triple Threat! Champion vs. Champion vs. Champion! And here we go!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: These three men are all set to go… the bell has sounded as RRS and HBB lock eyes… And it seems that Impact’s arrogance has already set in! He’s throwing out slurs at both RRS and HBB… AND SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC AT Y2IMPACT, AND BEFORE HE FALLS, RRS HITS HIM WITH A SPEAR!!!… GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! IMPACT TAKES A SUPERKICK OUTTA NOWHERE AND TURNS RIGHT INTO A MASSIVE SPEAR FROM RRS!!… This place is shocked, and they’re going insane!

Stew-O: Damn! What a way to start out this contest! I’m having a hard time controlling myself too! HBB and RRS are left in the ring, as Impact rolls out to take a moment for himself.. I’m surprised he can even move! RRS charges in at HBB, but HBB ducks a clothesline and immediately opens up on RRS with some Knife Edged Chops! HBB attempts to whip RRS off the ropes, but RRS turns it around and sends HBB bouncing back at him! RRS leans over for a Back Body Drop…. BUT HBB COUNTERS WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!

Jaywalker: I feel like jumping into the ring myself! HBB is up, and he sends a stomp into RRS.. slowing down the action a bit as Y2Impact continues to recuperate on the outside… RRS is trying to push himself to his feet… and just as he reaches a standing base once again, HBB sends another chop into his chest! Those hurt! And HBB’s winding up for another one! RRS dodges, and sprints off the ropes! He bounces back at HBB… AND HBB TAKES RRS DOWN ONCE AGAIN WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS THIS TIME, FOLLOWED BY MULTIPLE PUNCHES TO THE SKULL!!!

Deadprez: There’s no doubt in my mind that HBB has officially taken the control over this match! RRS pushes HBB off of him, as both men start to rise back to their feet! HBB with yet ANOTHER chop! RRS takes it, and eats a right hand from HBB!! HBB backs RRS into the corner.. and this is where HBB thrives… he’s sending repeated quick chops to the cornered Rated R Shaman of Sexy! RRS hobbles out of the corner between chops… but HBB isn’t gonna let him get away… With Impact out of the ring, this is his opportunity to do as much damage as possible to RRS!

Stew-O: HBB, a legendary competitor.. Who can forget the ACW takeover… who can forget his infamous Ambulance Match against Mak?! Multi-time World Champion… but as he continues to take over control of this match, we can’t forget that the other two men have similar resumes! Impact and RRS are multi time World Champions themselves who have also thrived in legendary matches and rivalries, so no one is safe in this Dynasty vs. Showdown: Triple Threat main event!

Jaywalker: RRS stumbles across the ring, as HBB approaches him from behind… but RRS turns around and throws a right hand into the Heart Break Boy! And he sends him into the corner with a strong Irish whip!! HBB bounces out of the corner as RRS hits the ropes and takes him down with a Running One-Handed Bulldog! And RRS looks to fight his way back into this matchup! HBB slowly gets up… and RRS kicks him in the gut as he returns to his feet! RRS with a Fisherman’s Suplex! As RRS simply stares at HBB on the canvas… RRS seems to be thinking to himself… And he’s… he’s starting to pull his own hair out! What the hell is wrong with RRS right now?…

Deadprez: HBB immediately returns to his feet and heads toward the corner… RRS is up behind him, and HBB BASHES his head into the top turnbuckle! HBB dumps RRS into the corner, and once again, he goes back to the Knife Edge Chops! This is HBB’s bread and butter right here, wearing down RRS with the chops to set him up for further damage! RRS is fighting back though, as he backs HBB toward the center of the ring! RRS kicks HBB in the gut.. perhaps going for the Kanadian Killa!!! Can he get this?! No!! HBB counters out of the Kanadian Killa with a modified DDT that buries RRS’ skull into the canvas! HBB rolls over the 245 pound body of RRS… and he hooks the leg after that DDT! ONE!!!… TWO!!!… RRS kicks out now!

Stew-O: Both HBB and RRS remain down on the canvas, struggling to push themselves up as Impact is still down on the outside after taking a Superkick and a Spear JUST as this match began! HBB and RRS are up in the ring… as HBB hits the ropes behind RRS and comes up behind him with a Chop Block to the back of his leg! RRS collapses! HBB takes the World Heavyweight Champ out at the knees, as RRS is trying to push himself up, HBB advances toward him… taking out the knee again with another Chop Block as RRS reached his feet!

Jaywalker: And did you see the grimace on RRS’ face as HBB hit that second Chop Block? He’s feeling the pain here, and that’s exactly why HBB’s looking to lock him into the FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!!! THE FIGURE FOUR!!! HBB HAS IT LOCKED IN!!! RRS IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN AS HBB TIGHTENS THE FIGURE FOUR!!!… He damaged those knees of RRS before locking in the Figure Four.. and if RRS taps here, he will face his partner, Robbie V at Pain 4 Pride… something that is commonly known, he does NOT want to do…

Deadprez: And MERCIFULLY, HBB finally releases RRS from that Figure Four… RRS was not gonna tap out! Both men slowly advance to their feet… and this is turning into a slugfest now! HBB and RRS are trading left and right hands near the center of the ring as they go toe to toe exchanging punches! And Impact has regained awareness on the outside, but it seems he’s staying out there, he’d rather watch these guys pick each other apart before he goes in there..

Stew-O: HBB swings a clothesline, but RRS ducks under it! RRS hits the ropes, and bounces back at HBB, taking him down with a dropkick to the knee! Low dropkick from RRS, as he takes HBB to the canvas!!… RRS gets up and immediately hits the ropes once more as HBB gets to his feet… BUT HBB COUNTERS THIS TIME WITH AN ARMDRAG THAT SENDS RRS SLIDING TO THE OUTSIDE!!!… This match is going strong… and Impact has some company on the outside now as RRS stands up… BUT HBB LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! AND HBB TAKES OUT RRS WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY TO THE OUTSIDE!!

Jaywalker: HBB is out here by our announce table.. and he just threw the cover off! HBB has moved into another state of mind now as he looks to REALLY cause some damage to his opponents! HBB heads over to RRS… BUT RRS IS STANDING UP BEHIND HBB!!! RRS TAKES HBB ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! AND HE LOOKS TO SLAM HIM THROUGH THE TABLE HERE!!!…. HE’S GOT HIM UP!!!! BUT ITS IMPACT!!!! ITS IMPACT WHO COMES UP BEHIND RRS AND PULLS HBB OFF HIS SHOULDERS!!! Impact clotheslines HBB over the barricade and into the crowd, just as he came down from RRS’ shoulders!!… AND IMPACT HOISTS RRS UP AND SUDDENLY PLANTS HIM THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! JESUS DAMN!!!

Deadprez: Impact sadistically walks toward HBB after throwing RRS through our table… and yanks him back up by the back of his neck… forcing him under his control! And he THROWS HBB into the turnbuckle pole!!… HBB is in the palm of Impact’s hands… as Impact slides him into the ring, with RRS trying to recover out here, laying in the ruins of our table!!… HBB is up in the ring, as Impact comes in to meet him.. and HBB fires a right hand at Impact… and another right hand! he hits the ropes, and comes back at Impact… AND CATCHES HBB WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!!!… IMPACT HAS HBB IN POSITION FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!!

Stew-O: But HBB immediately grabs the bottom rope! Instincts setting in there of the veteran, Heart Break Boy! Impact reluctantly releases the Walls of Impact… and pulls HBB into his grasp, throwing a right hand directly into his face! Impact tosses HBB into the corner… and whips him across the ring, right into the opposite corner! Impact follows right behind HBB, coming in HARD with a Turnbuckle Clothesline…

Jaywalker: HBB slides down into a seated position in the corner… and Impact is hammering in right hands, down at HBB who has nowhere to go, cornered in by the Answers World Champion, Y2Impact! HBB tries to lift himself, but Impact hooks his arms around the head of the Heart Break Boy, and drops him dead into the canvas with a Spike DDT! Impact goes into the cover with RRS still trying to recover on the outside from being slammed through the announce table! HBB to face Robbie V at Pain 4 Pride?! ONE!!… TWO!!!… But he kicks out in time!!

Deadprez: Impact lifts HBB back to his level… and turns him around… setting him up for what looks to be a Hangman’s Neckbreaker… and yes! There it is! Impact slowly, yet very efficiently picking apart the EAW Champion, the Heart Break Boy… and he goes right back into the pin! He hooks the leg! HBB in trouble! Here’s the count! ONE!!… TWO!!!… And a kick out again by HBB!!!

Stew-O: Another example of HBB’s great determination… but guys, I’m standing about 4 or 5 feet away from RRS right now… and I’m telling you… he hasn’t moved one bit since going through this table… I think we may need a medic out here! But meanwhile in the ring, HBB and Impact know each other well and they will not take this match for granted.. they’ve had some battles over the years and they’re fully aware of each other’s capabilities, whether they want to show it or not… Impact sends HBB into the corner… and he charges in after him, but HBB gets a leg up and plants his boot into the jaw of Impact!

Jaywalker: Impact collapses… and HBB positions himself in the corner… and guys, he’s TUNING UP THE BAND!!! Impact is down, and slowly trying to push himself up after eating a boot from HBB… and HBB wants to liven up this ring with the sound of music! Impact already took a superkick earlier on… and Impact is up!!… HBB WITH THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC AS IMPACT TURNS AROUND!!!…. NO!!!… IMPACT DUCKS UNDER THE KICK!!! AND HBB TURNS AROUND!!! CODEBREAKER!!! CODEBREAKER!!!! IMPACT HITS THE CODEBREAKER ON HBB AFTER HE MISSES THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! HE DIVES RIGHT INTO THE COVER!!! ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREEE—- HBB KICKS OUT!!! HBB KICKS OUT OF THE CODEBREAKER!!! YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!! I THOUGHT THIS MATCH WAS DONE!!!

Deadprez: NOT YET!!!… Impact seems upset with the ref… but he needs to keep his emotions in check here as he lifts HBB back up to his feet… and fires a right hand, but HBB fires back! HBB sent a right hand of his own at Impact!!… Impact takes exception, and goes back in AGAIN, only to be met by ANOTHER right hand from HBB!! Impact grabs HBB, and sends him into the ropes! HBB bounces off the ropes, and rebounds back at Impact… and TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A FLYING FOREARM!!! CLASSIC HEART BREAK BOY!! The signature forearm! HBB kips up!! And the crowd is alive!!

Stew-O: Impact is up quickly… and HBB sends him back down with a strong right hand… Imp rises once more… and he’s dropped by ANOTHER right hand! But Imp won’t quit, he’s walking right into HBB’s sequence of offense!!… There’s the Belly to Back Suplex!!… And HBB points to the top rope!!!… He exits the ring… and heads over to the corner, as he climbs up to the top, with Impact laid out!! HBB LEAPS!!!!…. BUT ITS RRS!!!!…. RRS REACHES INTO THE RING AND PULLS IMPACT OUT OF THE WAY OF THE HEART BREAK ELBOW AS HBB CRASHES AND BURNS!!! RRS QUICKLY SLIDES INTO THE RING AND COVERS THE FALLEN HEART BREAK BOY!!! ONE!!… TWO!!!…. But RRS… RRS just broke his pin! What’s going on here?! This isn’t the first time RRS has turned away a chance at winning this match!

Jaywalker: Impact is up in the ring now, as he and RRS lock up!!… RRS is hitting a series of punches into Impact, as Impact is still a bit dazed from HBB’s last string of offensive success! Impact sends RRS into the ropes… and RRS bounces back… BUT IMPACT WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!!! AND LOOK AT THIS!!! IMPACT BRINGS RRS IMMEDIATELY INTO THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!! THE WALLS OF IMPACT SUBMISSION!!!… RRS HAS TO TAP OUT!!! THEY’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!!…

Deadprez: HBB is pushing himself to his feet… and Impact has RRS locked in good with that Walls of Impact! Impact putting all the pressure on RRS’ quads and his lower back! And I’m not sure how much longer RRS can withstand the pain and pressure of Impact’s dreaded finish!!… BUT HBB HITS A SUPERKICK!!! HBB WITH A SUDDEN SUPERKICK ON IMPACT AS HE HAD THE WALLS OF IMPACT LOCKED IN ON RRS!!!… And RRS lifts himself to his feet… as he and HBB stare down… RRS seems sort of… sort of UPSET with HBB… even though he just saved RRS from a certain submission!

Stew-O: It… it seems that RRS is talking to HBB… RRS is speaking with HBB… and he’s leaning on the top rope… You can see RRS mouthing the words “do it,” to HBB… and I’m not quite sure what he means… as he holds onto the top rope… AND WHAT IN THE WORLD?! HBB HITS A SUPERKICK ON RRS!!!… HBB HITS THE SUPERKICK!!!… AND RRS DOES NOT FALL, BECAUSE HE’S HOLDING ONTO THE TOP ROPE….

Jaywalker: Of all the years I’ve spent in this business.. I’ve never seen anything like this! And I believe RRS is asking for ANOTHER one!!… RRS is asking for another Superkick—- THERE IT IS!!! But RRS still doesn’t go down… He wants another one!!… And HBB gives it to him! Three superkicks… and RRS is fading now… And HBB smacks another one right to the jaw, as RRS releases the rope, and collapses in the ring…. What the hell is he thinking?…

Deadprez: And HBB is gonna go for the pin on RRS… he seems very confused right now, as he hooks the leg.. and RRS is out cold…

(The ref counts to three as the crowd is silenced in confusion and shock)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: I can’t believe what I just saw! This is how the event tonight ends?… RRS not only ignored every chance at a pinfall he had… but he ASKED HBB to put him away here in the end! RRS is off his rocker!

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… The EAW CHAMPION… THEEEE HEARRRTTT BREAAAAKKKKKKK BOYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Jaywalker: RRS took FOUR superkicks from HBB… FOUR, all willingly… I’m shocked, amazed, confused… throw any adjective you want in there.. This is just unbelievable… and even the once rambunctious and wild crowd was silenced, and remains that way as we all watch RRS lay, motionless in the ring, with HBB stand over him….

(HBB’s music hits, as he slowly exits the ring, watching RRS lay in the ring as he walks backward up the ramp, confused)

Deadprez: Well… I didn’t think it would end this way… but the fact is that it did, and we must move on… So… signing out for the rest of the crew… This is

Deadprez… Good night…

(Camera fades in on RRS, laying in the ring, eyes closed, as the crowd remains silenced)

(Camera fades to black)

(Dynasty, Showdown and Voltage logos are shown, and fade)

( EAW logo buzzes )

(EAW Intro plays)

Narrator: Tonight is the night where numbers are both your enemy and your ally.. Numbers define everything in the Grand Rampage match. Big, small, strong, weak, no matter who you are, the numbers are what decides your true fate.

(Camera shows Masters eliminating MVM to win the 2008 Grand Rampage match)

Narrator: One man’s history making moment..

(Camera shows Captain Charisma eliminating Regulator to win the 2009 Grand Rampage match)

Narrator: One man’s defying of the odds..

(Camera shows Cyclone eliminating both Kevin Devastation and HRDO to win the 2010 Grand Rampage match)

Narrator: One man’s career defining moment..

(Camera shows close-up shots of MVM, Regulator, Kevin Devastation, and HRDO after the Grand Rampage matches)

Narrator: Four men’s destinies taken away..

(Camera shows a montage of everyone making their way to the ring in all of the Grand Rampage matches)

Narrator: Twenty-Nine men’s shot at headlining Pain For Pride..

(Camera shows a montage of everyone being eliminated from all of the Grand Rampage matches)

Narrator: Eighty-Seven men’s dreams crushed…

(Camera cuts to a preview of everyone in the 2011 Grand Rampage)

StarrStan: But tonight–

Robbie V: But tonight–

John Alloy: Tonight–

George Copeland: Tonight–

Extreme Enigma: TONIGHT–

Medusa: TONIGHT–

Mr.Blood: It’s my destiny!

Jason Cage: It’s my destiny..

Superior Quality 85: MY DESTINY!

Narrator: But tonight…

(Camera fades to Mr.DEDEDE standing over a table with a smile on his face and a die in his hand)

Mr. DEDEDE: Tonight.. It’s MY destiny.

( Mr.DEDEDE rolls the die on the table as the camera cuts to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmErXp14RUw )

(Camera fades into Safeco Field, as a HUGE display of fireworks goes off and “Last Man Standing” by Pop Evil begins to play)

Deadprez: WELCOME!!!! TO THE GRAND RAMPAGE!!! WE ARE SET AND READY TO GO FOR TONIGHT!!!… We’re in front of 54,000 people here tonight in a SOLD OUT Safeco Field!!… I’m Deadprez, and I’m alongside my Showdown partner, ETR… but alongside us tonight are both announce crews, the Dynasty, and Voltage announce team… and the Dynasty announce team will give their hellos in a minute, but lets go over to the Voltage table, how ya doin Stew and Masters?…

Stew-O: Great, Prez! It’s the Grand Rampage, we’re nearing the Road to Pain For Pride! How could I be bad?!

Masters: I agree, Stew… tonight’s a HUGE night… and I’m proud to say that Voltage will be experiencing its FIRST Grand Rampage tonight!

( A recap of the feud between Extreme Enigma and John Alloy is aired, highlighting the intensity of their rivalry ) ..

( The camera pans to the ring ) ..

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Announcer: This following contest, is a HANDICAP MATCH, contested for the NATIONAL EXTRRREEEME CHAMPIONSHIP!!!…

( Extreme Enigma’s music hits as he and Eric Darkthrone walk out, holding both the Fake and the Real National Extreme Titles )

Announcer: Introducing the challengers!!… they are ERIC DARKTHRONE… AND EXTREEEEEEEME EEEEENIGMAAAA!!!

Jaywalker: Even though it doesn’t look like it, Darkthrone and Enigma are indeed the challengers tonight. And as you can see Extreme Enigma is alittle banged up, and thats because just on Dynasty days ago, Extreme Enigma took a 20 foot leap into John Alloy for no apparent reason, other then–

WWEFan: Well Jay, theres gotta be a reason..

Jaywalker: I was getting to that. No apparent reason, before i was interrupted, other than the fact that Enigma wants to make a grand scale statement!

WWEFan: And Enigma and Darkthrone look hellbent on making even a bigger statement, but I don’t see what you’re proving going against a man for his Title, in a Handicap match. That’s not very fair…

( Eric Darkthrone snatches the microphone from the ring announcer )

Eric Darkthrone: Well why don’t we make ourselves clear… *Darkthrone looks around intensely and angrily* … we’re NOT challengers. Extreme Enigma is the 19th National Extreme Champion, and I am the 19 and 1/2th.. And tonight, we’re going to eliminate John Alloy from the long list of contenders for this belt.

Eric Darkthrone: And I’ll be sure to not only eliminate Alloy from the title scene, but ELIMINATE HIS LIVELIHOOD, AND BRING TO HIM HIS OWN PERSONAL END OF DAYS… *Enigma is handed the mic*.. ( Enigma stares into the camera, signaling a closeup of the camera into his painted face )

Extreme Enigma: …

Extreme Enigma: ….

Extreme Enigma: And thats a fact, jack…

( Enigma and Darkthrone head to their corner, warming up for the match as they conversate ) …
…. ( The lights in the arena darken, and a searching spotlight swings thruout the arena, until it ends up shining at the ceiling directly above the ring ) …

Jaywalker: Whats this?…

( The spotlight lowers, as a human body is lowered, and the lights flicker on and off as it can be seen as John Alloy, being lowered from the top of the arena straight into the middle of the ring, as Extreme Enigma looks up in shock )

Jaywalker: Well would you look at that!! It looks like Alloy doesnt feel like walking down to the ring, so hes just gonna “drop in”! Enigma and Darkthrone look up as Alloy is being lowered to the ring by a harnass!! ( Alloy reaches the level of the ring, and is brought down to his feet ) …

**Darkthrone and Enigma charge towards Alloy before he can unhook his harnass, as Alloys music stops and the lights go on**

WWEFan: Hey hold on!!! Hold on! Darkthrone and Enigma, before Alloy can even take his harnass vest off are ATTACKING, throwing rights and lefts from all over the place at John Alloy!! And Enigma sends a boot into the gut of Alloy, as Darkthrone AXEHANDLES a club to the spine, and Enigma heads over to Alloy and mercilessly chokes him out with his bare hands!!! Darkthrone now orders the ref to get the bell rung! … ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Jaywalker: Well I guess its on now, but much more than just a rough start for Alloy! Darkthrone RIPS off Alloys vest! As Enigma is crouched over Alloy, Alloy trying to pull himself up, as Enigma sends SLAP AFTER SLAP into the face of John Alloy!! And despite the slaps, Alloy is getting onto one knee, and connects an uppercut into Enigmas jaw!! As Enigma turns around, and Darkthrone heads towards him as Alloy connects an elbow into Darkthrones ribs, Alloy gets up and sends a boot straight into the midsection, and as Enigma runs towards Alloy… Alloy swings, and puts Darkthrone infront of him as Enigma collides RIGHT into his partner!!!

WWEFan: And now Alloy heads over to the turnbuckle to quickly recovery, as Darkthrone is slumped back into the ropes, and Extreme Enigma runs straight towards John Alloy… but John Alloy SIDESTEPS out of the corner, as EE bumps into the corner, and Alloy turns EE around facing him as Alloy unleashes a barrage of right hooks and left hooks, back and forth right into Extreme Enigmas face!! And hey… look what Darkthrone is pulling from the apron!!! Its a STUDDED BASEBALL BAT!! OH NO!!! DARKTHRONE PULLS IT OUT, AS HE HEADS TOWARDS ALLOY AND ALLOY TURNS AROUND… AND DARKTHRONE SWINGS THAT BAT INTO ALLOYS GUT—

Jaywalker: HEY!! NO!!! ALLOY LIFTS THE BIG BOOT, CONNECTING DEAD INTO DARKTHRONES FACE BEFORE CONNECTION!! And Alloy covers Darkthrone quickly!!! OOOOONEEEE…. TWOOO, But theres the quick shoulder out here! And John Alloy is getting back to his feet, as Extreme Enigma wraps his arms around Alloys legs, dropping Alloy to the ground as Enigma slides out of the ring and pulls John Alloy out with him… and now Alloy is pulled out, on his feet as Alloy swings a right hand, but Enigma ducks under it, behind him and Enigma LEAPS at Alloy connecting a running double axehandle! And Alloy returns to his feet, as Enigma runs and connects ANOTHER running double axehandle-takedown! And as Alloy pulls himself back up to his feet…

WWEFan: Extreme Enigma pulls John Alloy in, and is going for the TWIST OF FATE!! AAAAND ENIGMA CONNECTS IT, DIRECTLY INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! AS ALLOYS HEAD HITS THE GROUND IN A SICKENING WAY! And Enigma looks up to the ring, and barks at the referee to come outside to count! The ref isn’t supposed to make pinfalls outside, it’s not a falls Count Anywhere match, but the ref is being forced to by the Dynasty GM!

Jaywalker: He’d better do what he says if he still wants a job!

WWEFan: And the ref slides out of the ring, as Extreme Enigma covers, OOOOOOOONEEEE… TWOOOOOOOOO…. But ALLOY shoots the shoulder up! And Extreme Enigma pulls himself up with the apron, as Eric Darkthrone slides out of the ring, and Extreme Enigma slides in it… now Eric Darkthrone is standing over a broken John Alloy, as Eric pulls Alloy up, brings him infront of the Steel Steps and BASHES his face directly into the Steps!! And Eric repeats this, slamming his face into those metal steps like theres no tomorrow!

Jaywalker: And after a good 7 or 8 of those, Darkthrone pulls Alloy away from the steps, and them tosses him RIGHT BACK INTO THEM, as Alloy flips over them, with his knee colliding RIGHT into the steps, and Alloy falling right infront of Voltages announce table! Eric Darkthrone now takes a breather as John Alloy is on the ground grasping at his knee. Meanwhile, Extreme Enigma is at the other side of the ring pulling out abunch of extension chords.. looking for something he can find here. And now Alloy is up to his feet wobbling a moment later as Darkthrone DARTS TO THE STEEL STEPS, JUMPS ON AND LEAPS OFF THE STEPS, AND FLIES TOWARDS JOHN ALLOY!!! AND——

WWEFan: JOHN ALLOY CATCHES THE 375 POUNDERED ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! AND JOHN ALLOY DROPS THE SAMOAN DROP, SENDING ERIC DARKTHRONE RIGHT THROUGH THE VOLTAGE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! WOW, ERIC DARKTHRONE IS LAID OUT!!! And John Alloy after ALL that energy taken out of him gets back up as quickly as he can… And Enigma sees this, as hes got abunch of extension chords in his hands and he heads right towards Alloy and SWINGS THOSE EXTENSION CHORDS ACROSS JOHN ALLOYS FACE… But Alloy DUCKS under them, and Alloy SHOVES Enigma spinefirst into the Ringpost!!! And Alloy quickly bends over to pick up one of the monitors from Voltages table…

Jaywalker: Enigma heads towards him with the Extension Cables, clutching his back with one hand as he swings— and Alloy TURNS TOWARDS EE, AND BASHES THE MONITOR INTO HIS FACE!!! My God man! Enigma stumbles over the Ring Apron, and is laid out there! And John Alloy heads over to Enigma, rolling him into the ring and picking up those extension chords, as he stares down with them with a mad look in his eye… and in the ring Extreme Enigma is giving every single thing he has just to stir, he SHOULD be knocked out man. And Alloy slides in the ring, and covers Extreme Enigma! OOOOOONEEE… TWOOOOOOOOOO….. but Enigma kicks out quickly!! And now Alloy hovers over EE, and TEARS off his shirt!! And Enigmas just laying there on his face, as Alloy stands over him and starts WHIPPING HIM, LASHING THOSE EXTENSION CHORDS STRAIGHT ACROSS HIS BACK!!! AS ENIGMA CAN ONLY TREMBLE AND QUIVER, SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN AS MARKS START GROWING ACROSS HIS BACK!!! DAMN MAN!!!

WWEFan: And John Alloy brings Extreme Enigma up, laying him leaned back on the ring ropes, as he gets the extension chords, and SWINGS THEM, AS THEY SMACK AGAINST ENIGMAS FACE!! AND THEN SWING INTO HIS CHEST, OVER AND OVER!!!

Jaywalker: HEY HEY WAIT!!! LOOK FROM BEHIND ALLOY, ERIC DARKTHRONE SLIDES IN, AND RUNS STRAIGHT TOWARDS JOHN ALLOY— BUT ALLOY SHIFTS AWAY, AS ERIC ACCIDENTLY CLOTHESLINES EXTREME ENIGMA TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, AS EE LANDS ON THE APRON!!!And FROM BEHIND, JOHN ALLOY LIFTS ERIC DARKTHRONE UP!!! AND ALLOY HAS IN THE TORTURE RACK!!!! THE TORTURE RACK LOCKED IN!! ERIC DARKTHRONE CANT TAKE IT!!! AS JOHN ALLOY IS PUTTING HIS ALL, HIS ALL INTO THIS TORTURE RACK!!! ERIC DARKTHRONE IS FIGHTING, HE’S TRYING….. BUT ITS TOO MUCH, DARKTHRONE TAPS OUT!!!! GAME OVER!!!! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( John Alloys music hits as he releases Darkthrone, falls to his knees and is handed his NE Championship as he celebrates )

Announcer: The winner of this contest… JOOOOOOOOHN.. ALLOOOOOOOOYYYYY!!!

WWEFan: And through it all!! This was a very punishing match ive gotta say, and John Alloy is
able to retain his National Extreme Championship, and have the right to call himself the 18th, and yes, CURRENT National Extreme Champion!

Jaywalker: And deservingly, this man John Alloy is a superhuman at what he does! He’s a FANTASTIC National Extreme Champ, and it seems like everytime theres an opposition he can maneuver his way around it and above it; an extremely respectable attribute to this young man who’s got a WAYS to go!

WWEFan: Oh absolutely… Extreme Enigma is rolling into the ring, on the floor facing the ground, he cant believe that he lost this match, and John Alloy has proved that he’s at the top of the food chain right now! The only question is… what’s next??? …

( The camera fades backstage to Mr.DEDEDE, suited up and looking at a list of names competing in the Grand Rampage match on the wall )

Mr.DEDEDE: Chris Hessian.. Apollo… Jason Cage… Ross Shackleford… Kawajai… StarrS…
Smythers… Me..dusa??

Mr.DEDEDE: What’s a Medusa??… nevermind. *continues reading* Alex Anderson.. John Alloy.. Scott… alrght, im done im ready for the match…

( DEDEDE turns around, and sees Medusa standing right infront of him )

Mr.DEDEDE: AH! Woah, damn! Who are you??

Medusa: I’m Medusa…

Mr.DEDEDE: Medusa??? You’re a girl?? What are you doing in the Grand Rampage match?? And what the hell are you doing all… BEHIND me and crap..

Medusa: What everyone else is doing, fighting for a shot at Main Eventing Pain for Pride for the World Title. As of now, im trying to view my competitors, but you keep hogging up the spot.

Mr.DEDEDE: Wh- Y- oh.. ohhhohoh… okay I get it this is some kind of joke. I mean for a second there I actually took you being in the Grand Rampage match seriously. What kind of ink did you use to write yourself on that list like that? You’ve gotta tell me, that looks–

( Matt Ryder walks by the two )

Matt Ryder: Hi Medusa, hey DEDEDE, good luck on the Rampage..

Mr.DEDEDE: … wait… so you’re seriously in the Grand Rampage match?

Medusa: Yes, now move.

Mr.DEDEDE: WELL I have some pretty sad news for you, “Medusa”. If you actually think that you have some sort of shot at winning the Grand Ra– hell, MAKING IT TO THE FINAL 4, you’re out of your mind. You’re out there to stunt and nothing more my masked friend, and you know it.

Mr.DEDEDE: Because the simple fact is that EAW is a mans game, and there are 28 other people, actualy MALES in that match who wont even be “man” enough to win this Rampage Match. So if you think that you, some weird chick, are going to last through this at all, then buddy you’re in the wrong Battle Royal.

Medusa: Are you finished? ( DEDEDE turns around, and turns back at he grinning angrily into Medusa )

Mr.DEDEDE: Yeah, im finished.

Medusa: Good. Incase you havent noticed, ive established myself as much more worthy of a World Championship than a Vixens Champion. I am above and beyond the categories that im placed in. So theres no need to worry about me, Mr.DEDEDE. You need to worry aboout yourself. Thank you very much.

( DEDEDE scowls at her, but turns around and walks away as Medusa looks up at the list )

(Camera fades back out to the arena)

Announcer: The following contest is a Vixens Battle Royal!.. In which, the winner of the match will receive a guaranteed Vixens Title shot at Pain For Pride!!..

(SG1’s music hits)

Announcer: First, making her way to the ring… From Los Angeles, California!…. Weighing in at 118 pounds!…. S! G!! ONNNNEEEE!!!

(Jamie Ecstacy’s music hits)

Announcer: Making her way to the ring…. JAMMMIIEEEE ECSTACYYYYY!!!

(Yeimy’s music hits)

Announcer Making her way to the ring… From New Orleans, Louisiana!…. Weighing in at 136
pounds!…. YEEEIIIMMMMYY!!!

(Medusa’s music hits)

Announcer: Making her way to the ring… From No Man’s Land!…. Weighing in at 139 pounds!….
MEEEEEEEDDDUUSSSA!!!

(Eve’s music hits)

Announcer: Making her way to the ring… EVEEEEEEEEE!!!

(Carrie’s music hits)

Announcer: Making her way to the ring… From Apple Valley, California!…. Weighing in at 125 pounds!…. CAAAARRRIIIEEE!!!

(Cameron Ella Ava’s music hits)

Announcer: Making her way to the ring… From Los Angeles, California!…. Weighing in at 125 pounds!…. CAMERRROOONNN ELLA AVAAAAA!!!

(Destiny Devine’s music hits)

Announcer: Lastly, making her way to the ring… From Los Angeles, California!…. Weighing in at 160 pounds!…. DESTIINNNNNYY DEVINE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: Well there’s the bell and each and every one of these Vixens are going at it! Destiny Devine quickly goes straight for Carrie, backing her up into the corner of the ring! SG1 connects with a hip toss on Cameron Ella Ava! SHE’S LOOKING TO SEND HER TO THE OUTSIDE! But no! Cameron is able to fight back, stopping SG1 with an elbow to the jaw! CAMERON TAKES SG1 DOWN WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE! Eve is now going at it with Yeimy as Medusa looks on from a corner of her own, waiting for the right time to strike it seems..

Jaywalker: That’s a good strategy by Medusa, stay out of the way and wait for a great spot to attack.. Woah! CARRIE’S PICKED UP DESTINY ABOVE HER HEAD! GORILLA PRESS SLAM CONNECTS! Carrie showing a tremendous amount of power there! Cameron nails Carrie with a shot to the back of the head out of no where! SHE’S LOOKING TO SEND HER TO THE OUTSIDE! SG1 follows, helping Cameron send Carrie packing! But Carrie isn’t giving up that easily as she attempts to fight back!

DP: Destiny Devine is now back to her feet as she grabs a hold of both Cameron and SG1 and SMACKS their heads into one another! That’s gotta hurt! EVE TAKES YEIMY DOWN WITH A HARD DROPKICK! We might see the first elimination very quick if Eve can keep this going! Wait, she’s looking towards the crowd, I think she’s looking to do something big! Eve begins to climb to the top turnbuckle, making Yeimy her direct target!.. She’s up! MOONSAULT!!!! BUT WAIT! MEDUSA RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND! MEDUSA NAILS EVE WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE LEG! Eve loses her balance, dropping down groin-first onto the turnbuckle!

Stew: Medusa looks to follow up, pulling Eve back into a tree of woe! And oh woe with Eve as Medusa backs up.. SHE CHARGES!! AND MEDUSA WITH A HARD KNEE STRAIGHT INTO A DEFENSELESS EVE!! BUT YEIMY CONNECTS WITH A SPLASH FROM BEHIND INTO BOTH EVE AND MEDUSA!! Yeimy realizes she’s go the upper hand as Medusa turns around, dazed in the corner that Eve is caught up in.. YEIMY CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR MEDUSA!! BUT MEDUSA CATCHES HER, SENDING YEIMY OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

Announcer: Yeimy has been eliminated!!…

Jaywalker: And there’s our first elimination of this match up as all of these Vixens continue to brawl! Carrie now has SG1 sitting on the top turnbuckle, possibly looking for a superplex! And.. No! SG1 kicks Carrie away! SG1 QUICKLY CLIMBS TO THE TOP! SHE LEAPS!! SG1 CONNECTS WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY ONTO CARRIE!!! Jamie Ecstacy is now in on the fighting as with nails Destiny Devine with a few shots to the back of the head! Destiny blindly swings for Jamie, but misses! JAMIE CATCHES HER! NECKBREAKER CONNECTS ON
DESTINY!!

DP: Meanwhile, Medusa still has Eve right where she wants her in that tree of woe, slowly pulling her forward , back on top of the turnbuckle.. She’s up.. MEDUSA WITH A HARD DROPKICK INTO THE BACK OF EVE! EVE IS SENT PLUMMETING TO THE OUTSIDE LIKE A RAG DOLL!!

Announcer: Eve has been eliminated!!…

Stew: That’s two down and six to go, but Medusa may have the advantage at this point with two eliminations! SG1 is still in a fight with Carrie in the corner of the ring as Jamie Ecstacy and Cameron Ella Ava battle it out behind them.. Cameron swings for Jamie with a kick to the gut! But Jamie catches it! SHE PULLS CAMERON IN FOR A HARD CLOTHESLINE! SG1 is unloading on Carrie with lefts and rights! But Carrie finally forces SG1 off, sending her into Jamie Ecstacy, who looks to take advantage from behind! JAMIE WITH A NECKBREAKER ON SG1!!

Jaywalker: No! SG1 escapes out of it, grabbing a hold of Jamie from behind! SHE DRIVES JAMIE OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!
Announcer: Jamie Ecstacy has been eliminated!!…

DP: It seems all we have left is Medusa, Cameron Ella Ava, Carrie, Destiny Devine, and SG1! SG1 and Cameron Ella Ava have seemed to team up to take down Carrie, but Carrie isn’t giving up that easily! Carrie connects with a shot to the head of Cameron, causing her to back-pedal into the ropes! CARRIE GRABS A HOLD OF SG1 NOW, PICKING HER UP ABOVE HER HEAD! THE SHEER POWER OF CARRIE IS AMAZING, SHE COULD DAMN NEAR THROW SG1 ACROSS THE RING! BUT CAMERON COMES BACK IN WITH A HARD KICK TO THE GUT OF CARRIE!

Stew: Carrie shows off even MORE strength by not losing her grip on SG1 after that hard shot! WAIT! DESTINY DEVINE WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF CARRIE!! SG1 IS DROPPED AS CARRIE IS SENT OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!
Announcer: Carrie has been eliminated!!…

Jaywalker: Only four left and it’s still very much every woman for herself! Cameron and SG1 have now turned on one another, brawling in the corner of the ring as Destiny Devine takes notice of Medusa in the corner of the ring.. Destiny looks to trap Medusa.. But Medusa quickly escapes from her.. Destiny looks to try it again.. SHE SWINGS! But Medusa ducks under the fist of Destiny and comes up with a HARD elbow of her own into Destiny’s jaw! Medusa looks to take full advantage now as she comes off the ropes! BUT DESTINY TAKES HER DOWN WITH A DEVASTATING CLOTHESLINE!!

DP: The may be the turning of the tables for Medusa as Destiny pulls her up to her feet.. She pulls Medusa in.. VERTICAL SUPLEX CONNECTS!! Destiny isn’t finished just yet! She pulls Medusa to her feet once again, this time picking her up and placing her on the top turnbuckle.. Destiny’s looking to pick up Medusa! MUSCLE BUSTER!!!! No, wait! Medusa’s quickly struggling out of it! Destiny is forced to put her back on the top turnbuckle.. Medusa escapes, nailing Destiny with a shot!

Stew: Medusa with a stomp sends Destiny back! BUT DESTINY IMMEDIATELY CHARGES! Medusa leaps from the turnbuckle, landing behind Destiny! Destiny turns around– BUT MEDUSA PICKS HER UP ON HER SHOULDERS!! THE COMEDOWN!!!! MEDUSA CONNECTS WITH THAT DEVASTATING GTS!! DESTINY IS DAZED! MEDUSA GRABS A HOLD OF HER! AND SENDS DESTINY OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!

Announcer: Destiny Devine has been eliminated!!…

Jaywalker: Medusa looks to join the fight with Cameron Ella Ava and SG1! BUT DESTINY DROPS MEDUSA ONTO HER BACK IN THE RING BY HER FEET AND PULLS HER TO THE OUTSIDE!! DESTINY WHIPS MEDUSA HARD INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS!! Destiny looks to have proven her point to Medusa as Cameron and SG1 brawl in the ring! Cameron finally puts a stop to SG1’s offense with a HARD European uppercut! A dazed SG1 back-pedals..

DP: CAMERON WITH A SUPERKICK!!! IT CONNECTS!! Cameron could be on the verge of winning this! But wait, it seems as though she’s not finished yet as she begins to climb to the top turnbuckle! But SG1 begins climbing to her feet using the ropes.. Cameron finally makes it to the top– BUT SHE’S CUT OFF BY SG1 WITH A SHOT TO THE JAW! SG1’S LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE!! BACK BODY DROP SENDS CAMERON PLUMMETING ONTO THE CANVAS!!!

Stew: A now damaged Cameron gets back to her feet as SG1 pulls her in! SHE’S SETTING HER UP! THE PEDICURE!!!! NO! CAMERON PICKS UP SG1 BY HER SHOULDERS! SHE SENDS HER OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!! NO! SG1’S ABLE TO CATCH HERSELF ON THE APRON! Cameron believes she’s won this! Cameron realizes that not only Medusa still in this as she crawls back into the ring, but that SG1 is still in!

Jaywalker: Cameron’s gotta pick who she’s going for! CAMERON IMMEDIATELY CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR SG1!! BUT SG1 PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE!! CAMERON IS SENT GLIDING OVER THE ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!

Announcer: Cameron Ella Ava has been eliminated!!…

DP: SG1 seems proud of herself– MEDUSA NAILS SG1 WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, SENDING HER OFF THE APRON AND TO THE MAT ON THE OUTSIDE!! MEDUSA’S WON THIS!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(Medusa’s music hits)

Announcer: The Winner of this match.. Receiving a guaranteed Vixens Championship match at Pain For Pride!!…. MEEEEEEEDDDDUUUUUSSSAA!!!!

Stew: Medusa did it! She managed to overcome each and every one of her opponents tonight and.. And… And what’s going on?

(Medusa slowly pulls off her mask)

Jaywalker: WHAT IN THE HELL?! THAT– THAT’S KENDRA! THAT’S KENDRA SHAMEZ!!

Stew: You’ve gotta be kidding me! Talk about getting people to let their guard down!

DP: That’s unbelievable! I had no idea that Medusa was Kendra Shamez this entire time! This means that Kendra will challenge for the Vixens Title once again at Pain For Pride! That’s huge! Kendra is going to be the first EVER Vixen in the Grand Rampage match, she’s making history tonight!!

Stew: Well congratulation to Med… Kendra Shamez..

( Vic Vendetta is seen sitting in his lockerroom backstage with referee Jim Douggie )

( Vic is speaking to Jim in sign language, moving his hands and saying “We need to make sure that those racist assholes ADV and HBB don’t dopplegang me. Even though their relationship isn’t that great right now, the white man will do ANYTHING to put a brother down” )

( Jim Douggie Responds in sign language: “No problem, Vic. Vic, I want to tell you something. When I went deaf, it looked like I wasn’t able to get a job anywhere. Nobody wanted to hire me because I was deaf, and because I was black, so people thought I was useless. Vic, I know what you’re thinking, but not all white people are bad. Wanna know why?? Because it was a white man who got me my first gig as a referee. He knew that I enjoyed wrestling, and I was knowledgable on it. So he got me my gig, and I’ve done so much with my career. That was when my opinion changed on white folk. They’re not all bad” )

( Jim Douggie continues: “Vic, Dynasty X are competitors. The two of them are just like you, they’re looking for tickets for that meal. You want to know what happened to that white guy who got me my job?? His friends rejected him. He was an agent, and people were so pissed. They called him “negro happy”, and its like his life crumbled. All crumbled just to give me an equal shot. That’s when I realized that Heart Break Boy and ADV are competitors just like you” )

**Vic stops for a moment, looking down at the ground**

Vic Vendetta: I never thought of it that way..

( Jim Douggie in sign language: What? )

( Vic in sign language: “… I guess you’re right. If… if I used you to screw them out of their World Championship without facing them fairly, I’d be no better than every prejudiced person out there”… )

Jim Douggie: (nod)..

( Vic Vendetta in sign language: Alright… call this down the middle. )

( Alexander Da Vinci suddenly walks in through the door with the EAW Championship on his shoulders, as Vic stands up )

Vic Vendetta: Oh… what do you need?

Alexander Da Vinci: Loosen up, I’m not looking for a fight right now. But Vic, I want to tell you something. HBB is a former World Champion. He’s done everything in E-feds, and suddenly he’s going to try and put us down like the hypocrite he is, and take this EAW Championship from me. From US.

Vic Vendetta: What??

Alexander Da Vinci: HBB is just trying to rob us. You and I, Vic, we’re not abunch of kids anymore. We’re not curtain jerkers, we’re not newbies, we’re ESTABLISHED stars who’ve worked our asses off to get here. Let’s seriously think this through… do you REALLY think its fair that HBB still looks at us as curtain jerkers, newbies and scum?? Do you think its fair that HBB claims hes all about our generation, who’s time to shine is NOW, but is trying to rob us??

Vic Vendetta: No I dont. But if theres anything that I’ve learned, its that we all want tickets for that meal. We all want that shot, and its those who fight for it the hardest that are obviously the deserving ones.

Alexander Da Vinci: … what??? You’re SERIOUSLY coming at me with that crap?? You’re the SAME GUY who’s going to use Jim Douggie to screw me over. You’re thinking about the interest of fairness now????

Vic Vendetta: You’re right with what you said, but–

Alexander Da Vinci: I KNOW IM RIGHT. So what you’re going to do is make a change of plans. The deal between you and I is that we fight fairly and all that crap… as long as Jim Douggie makes sure that HBB DOESN’T win tonight.. got it??

Vic Vendetta: …… fine…. ( Vic turns around, and motions his hands telling Jim Douggie “make this match as fair of a fight as possible” )

Alexander Da Vinci: You told him??

Vic Vendetta: Good… ( ADV’s serious face turns into a smile )

Alexander Da Vinci: Then thats that. Tonight, I guarantee you, the rightful man for the EAW Championship is walking out tonight as EAW Champion, and its CERTAINLY not HBB. Good looks, and good luck… ( ADV turns around and walks through the door, as Vic looks on )

(Highlights of the rivalry between Kawajai and Power are shown including where it began at Reasonable Doubt, where Kawajai announced himself as Power’s opponent to win the Interwire Championship)

(Camera shows the Interwire Championship belt hanging from the rafters)

(Camera cuts to the Ring Announcer)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a LADDER MATCH!!!… And it is for the INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIPPPP!!!!!….. The man who unhooks the belt will be declared the winner!

(Camera pans over the arena, showing multiple ladders set up around the ringside area as Power’s music hits. Crowd cheers)

Ring Announcer: Entering first is the CHALLENGER… from New York, New York… weighing in at 290 pounds… He is the KING of EXTREMEEE… POWWWWWWWWERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Deadprez: Welcome back out to the Showdown broadcast table, and before we even get started here… take a look at how intensely Power is lumbering around in that ring… He’s PUMPED for this match tonight! He not only looks like he’s ready to tear that championship belt down from the roof, he looks like he’s gonna pull the whole damn ROOF down with it!

ETR: Well that’s Power for ya! Ever since he hit the scene over on Showdown he’s been tearing it up, and tonight he’s looking to lock up that Interwire Championship, after an unsuccessful first attempt back at Reasonable Doubt!

Deadprez: I’m not sure if you can call THAT an attempt, ETR… Kawajai totally pulled a sneak attack on Power to make sure he would become the Interwire Champion… and these two have been at each other’s throats ever since! Tonight it all comes to an end..

ETR: Especially if Power is able to win… Last week on Showdown, Kawajai’s chosen opponent, Apollo Calix, was unable to defeat Power in a ladder match to save Kawajai’s rematch clause! If Kawajai loses tonight, he may be unable to challenge for the Interwire Championship ever again!

(Kawajai’s music hits, he comes out with Apollo Calix)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from Flemington, New Jersey… weighing in at 225 pounds… the INTERWIRE CHAMPIONNNNNNN…. KAWAJAIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: Well isn’t this a sight to see! Power and Kawajai are face to face in the ring, I think this is the first time they’ve ever been face to face, ETR, seeing as how Kawajai has been finding ways to slither over, around or under Power, doing all he can to sneak around him for the last 2 months!

ETR: Well this one certainly will be a good one, as both men look to be in prime physical condition… and the referee is gonna call for the bell right now, as this ladder match looks to be about ready to get started!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: And these two are off to the races immediately! Power and Kawajai exchanging wild punches like they’ve been awaiting this day for their entire lives! The Interwire Championship is at stake, and I can’t blame them for putting everything they have into this match, these emotion-filled, anger-driven fists coming in from both of these extremists to each other! But Power is gonna gain the upper hand early on here! He’s hitting a few punches in a row now, as he’s mounting up the offense and Kawajai is too stunned by these incoming right hands to strike back at the Number One Contender for his Interwire Championship!

ETR: Power backs Kawajai off the ropes, and whips him over toward the other side of the ring! Kawajai hits the ropes, and bounces back… and he’s able to take Power down with a Discus Elbow that connects right under the chin of Power! Kawajai hits the ropes again with Power down, as he bounces back, JUST AS POWER JUMPS UP TO HIS FEET!! POWER HITS KAWAJAI WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE, THAT NEARLY FLIPPED HIM OVER COMPLETELY!! And Power is gonna take his striking ability to Kawajai, raining down punches into the fallen Kawajai, as he crouches over him!

Deadprez: Power pulls Kawajai up to his feet by the hair… and Power has a big score to settle tonight, with the constant humiliation that Kawajai has tried to inflict upon him these past few months, Power is looking for some retribution! He’s gonna whip Kawajai here… No! Kawajai with a Reverse Irish Whip that sends Power to the ropes! Kawajai leans in for a Back Body Drop… but Power comes back in with a Single-Knee Facebuster as he stops short, enabling himself to counter Kawajai’s Back Body Drop attempt with an attack of his own that sends Kawajai stumbling away from him in the ring!

ETR: Power hits the ropes, and comes back at Kawajai, swinging a clothesline! But Kawajai ducks under it! He brings Power into position for an Inverted Neckbreaker, but Power is able to twist away and push Kawajai toward the corner of the ring! Kawajai comes back out toward Power and lands a kick to the gut! He’s taking it to him with some right hands, backing Power down into the corner! Kawajai tries to swing another kick! But Power CATCHES IT!!… NO PROBLEM FOR KAWAJAI!! HE STEPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH AN ENZUIGIRI, AND IT KNOCKS POWER INTO A SEATED POSITION AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES IN THE CORNER!!

Deadprez: Kawajai is throwing punches, stomps, anything he can do to keep his near 300-pound opponent down! And that’s exactly the strategy he needs to use in order to win this Ladder Match tonight… he needs to immobilize Power to the point where he’s not able to climb up that ladder and take that belt! Those ladders are still positioned outside the ring, scattered around the arena… but these two seem to be more concerned about beating the hell out of each other than bringing the ladders into the ring right now… and I can’t say I blame them! The rivalry between these men is personal! Power is able to pull himself up in the corner… but Kawajai brings him in and whips him toward the ropes! Power rebounds, and comes back at Kawajai with a knee to the gut! He pulls Kawajai in near the ropes, setting up for that Exodus Powerbomb! Could we be seeing an early ending to this match?!

ETR: NOT FOR POWER!!! KAWAJAI COUNTERS POWER’S ATTEMPT AT THE EXODUS POWERBOMB WITH A BACK BODY DROP THAT SENDS POWER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!… Kawajai takes a knee in the ring, as Power struggles to get up on the outside… he’s taking a breather to conserve his energy in an all-important match such as this one… but he can’t waste too much time, and he realizes that as he heads out of the ring, to bring the first ladder into the match! Power is pushing himself up to his feet, and as Kawajai goes for the ladder, Power is going for Kawajai!! He sends an elbow to Kawajai’s spine! And they’re out near the stage, battling it out as Power is able to take the upper hand! He’s sending repeated fists at Kawajai, and grabs him by the head, RAMMING HIM INTO THE BARRICADE WALL!!! HEAD FIRST!!!

Deadprez: Kawajai is still standing, but he’s on wobbly legs! Power is trying to lead him back toward the ring, and he’s able to do so, as he sends Kawajai sliding into the ring… and Power is back in shortly after him! Still no ladders put into use thus far, as Power eats an uppercut from Kawajai just as he was about to get back on the attack! Kawajai is sending some combinations of punches at Power, and sends him off the ropes! Power comes back, and he’s able to duck under an incoming clothesline from Kawajai! Power hits the ropes again, and comes back at Kawajai… KAWAJAI is the one to duck under the clothesline from POWER now!!… And Kawajai hits the ropes, as he heads back at Power— SPINEBUSTER!!! Power grabs Kawajai and pulls him in, PLANTING him into the canvas with that Spinebuster!

ETR: And with Kawajai down in the ring, Power is going to make his exit to ringside! And he’s heading over toward one of the ladders! Power grabs the ladder as Kawajai is getting to his feet in the ring… and he’s gonna hit the ropes? With Power on the outside, Kawajai hits the ropes!! AND A SUICIDE DIVE!!! KAWAJAI LEAPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND DIVES INTO POWER, AS THEY BOTH GO FLYING INTO THAT LADDER!!! THEY CRASH-LAND INTO THAT LADDER, AND I BELIEVE POWER ABSORBED MOST OF THE PUNISHMENT!!! KAWAJAI TURNING THE TIDES WITH THAT SUICIDE DIVE!!!… Kawajai is the first to stir… as he’s able to bring himself to regain awareness, realizing that Power is still down, Kawajai grabs the ladder…

Deadprez: And Kawajai’s gonna go for it! With Power down on the outside after being forced to crash into the ladder, Kawajai is able to get to his feet and grab that ladder as he brings it toward the ring, but Power is pushing himself up, slowly after Kawajai!!… Power is on his feet, and he’s gonna limp over toward Kawajai and smack a Forearm Smash into the back of his neck! Kawajai leaves the ladder leaning against the ring apron, as Power grabs him by the arm and attempts to whip him right into that ladder, set up right here, standing up against the ring! BUT KAWAJAI COUNTERS WITH A REVERSE IRISH WHIP, AND HE TOSSES POWER INTO THE LADDER!!! Power stumbles off of the ladder after taking in that impact.. and he trips over right into a clothesline from Kawajai on the outside of the ring!

ETR: And a ladder is going to enter the ring for the first time in this matchup! Kawajai slides the ladder into the ring, as Power is down! This could be it right here! Kawajai’s chance to prove himself as a true Interwire Champion, as it’s only him, that ladder, and the championship belt, hanging 15 feet overhead! Kawajai stands that ladder up, directly underneath the dangling Interwire Championship… But Power is pushing himself up outside the ring, and he’s gonna go from the ringside floor to the top rope, with Kawajai climbing the ladder!! POWER LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! AND HE HITS KAWAJAI WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!!! A MISSILE DROPKICK FROM THE BIG MAN!!! HE JUST KICKED KAWAJAI AND THE LADDER DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!

Deadprez: When that ladder gets brought into the ring, it’s not just gonna be used to climb… that thing’s gonna be used as a weapon, which heightens the danger of this match, and even though these two men are younger stars in this business, a match like this can be a career-shortening event! AND A PRIME EXAMPLE COMING UP RIGHT HERE!!! POWER HAS THE LADDER IN HIS HANDS!!! AND HE RAMS IT INTO KAWAJAI, WHO WAS JUST RETURNING TO HIS FEET!! KAWAJAI DOWN, POWER IS ON HIS FEET, WITH THAT LADDER AS HE SETS IT UP IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND HE’S GETTING READY TO CLIMB!!! Power is slowly making his way up the ladder, and with each step, the coveted Interwire Championship gets closer and closer to the reach of Power! Kawajai is trying to get up, but he’s struggling after taking that shot with the ladder!

ETR: Don’t count him out yet! Power isn’t getting up that ladder very quickly, as both of these men are already drained of a lot of energy! Kawajai is forcing himself up to his feet, knowing the importance of this situation, he CANNOT let Power advance too far up that ladder, with the Interwire Championship hanging not too far away! Kawajai is heading over toward the ladder, and he’s climbing up as well! We’ve got both men heading to the top of the ladder, with the Interwire Championship hanging DIRECTLY over their heads! Power slugs a right hand at Kawajai… and Kawajai comes back with a slick left! They’re exchanging blows about 15 feet in the air, and Kawajai seems to be gaining momentum! He’s able to strike Power a few times in a row, and Power is barely hanging onto the ladder, Kawajai is coming close to knocking him off!!

Deadprez: BUT POWER COMES BACK WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE!!!… A sudden burst of adrenaline from Power, just as he nearly fell from the top of this ladder! Power is trying to fight back… BUT KAWAJAI POKES HIS THUMB RIGHT INTO THE EYE!!! KAWAJAI THUMBS THE EYE OF POWER, AND BRINGS HIM INTO A FRONT HEADLOCK ON TOP OF THE LADDER!!… This could be big… this could be VERY, VERY big, as Kawajai is looking around him… he’s gonna do it, ETR, he’s gonna do it folks!! SUPERPLEX!!! HE DID IT!!! A SUPERPLEX FROM KAWAJAI THAT SENDS POWER FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER, OVER THE ROPES AND OUT TO RINGSIDE!!! HE CRASH-LANDS ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! HE’S GOTTA BE OUT!!! HE’S GOTTA BE!!!! HUGE SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER FROM KAWAJAI!!! AND THAT MAY HAVE JUST WON HIM THE MATCH!!

ETR: Power is out on the floor, and Kawajai landed on the canvas in the ring! He’s a bit slow to get up, but Power hasn’t even moved after taking that AWFUL fall from the top of the ladder! And as hard as it is to watch, we’ve GOTTA take a look at that again! That’s a human being out there, falling at that speed, from that height and colliding with ridiculous force into the floor!

(Replays are shown of Kawajai’s Superplex from the top of the ladder, with Power hitting the ringside floor)

ETR: DAMN!! It’s hard to look at.. but this is Extreme Answerz Wrestling! And if you want to be champion, you’ve gotta go through HELL and back, so it’s Power’s responsibility to fight through this if he wants to be the Interwire Champion!!… The thing is though, I’m not sure he can do it! Kawajai is up in the ring, and he’s got that ladder with him, as Power is trying to bring himself to his feet on the outside, but he’s struggling! Kawajai is climbing up the ladder, and Power is pulling himself, using the ring apron! He’s trying to pull himself into the ring, as he’s tugging at the bottom rope now!

Deadprez: Power pulls himself into the ring… and he’s gotta get up to his feet now, as Kawajai is literally FINGERTIPS away from grabbing that championship!!… Power is up, and he limps over toward the ladder!! HE PUSHES ONE OF KAWAJAI’S LEGS OFF THE LADDER, AND PULLS HIM DOWN!!! POWER ABLE TO SAVE THIS MATCH!!! BUT THERE’S NO DOUBT IN ANYONE’S MIND THAT HE’S HURT!! HE’S DOING HIS BEST TO FIGHT THROUGH IT!!!… And now both men are down! Both men are down in the ring, the champion, Kawajai… the challenger, Power… and that Interwire Championship still hangs in the balance!! Power needs to buy himself some time… and he pushes the ladder out of the ring! That’s a smart move! He’s not gonna be able to climb that ladder in the condition he’s in right now, he needs some time to recuperate… but it’s not gonna come just yet, as Kawajai is on his feet!

ETR: Power is resting on the ropes… and Kawajai charges at him!! POWER PULLS THE TOP ROPE DOWN, AND KAWAJAI IS SENT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!! KAWAJAI IS OUT OF THE RING!!!… And NOW Power sees the opportunity… he rolls out of the ring himself.. and he’s gonna go fetch that ladder while Kawajai isn’t able to compete! Wait a second.. he’s not taking the ladder into the ring! Kawajai is slowly getting up, as Power sets it up against the barricade!! He grabs Kawajai by his neck, and he’s gonna try and RAM his skull into the ladder!!… BUT KAWAJAI CATCHES HIMSELF, LIFTING HIS FOOT AGAINST THE LADDER TO PREVENT POWER FROM BASHING HIS SKULL INTO THAT UNFORGIVING METAL OF WHICH THAT LADDER IS MADE OF…. And Kawajai throws a few punches! He’s fighting back at Power!

Deadprez: And with that ladder still set up against the barricade… Kawajai brings Power down with a Double-Leg Takedown on the outside!!… He’s not gonna… A catapult?! He’s setting Power up for a catapult into the ladder set up perfectly for this! YES!!! YES!!! KAWAJAI HITS THE CATAPULT AND SENDS THE FACE OF POWER INTO THE LADDER, SET UP AGAINST THE BARRICADE!!! AND POWER IS BLEEDING!!! POWER IS BLEEDING BELOW HIS LEFT EYE, WE’RE SEEING IT ALL UNFOLD RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!! WHAT A MATCH BETWEEN THESE TWO MEN!!… Kawajai grabs the ladder.. and he’s gonna bring it back into the ring, with Power virtually incapacitated out here at ringside!! Kawajai sets that ladder up.. and he’s gonna begin climbing…

ETR: I’m tellin ya, Prez, folks… this is IT, right here! Kawajai is almost at the top of the ladder, and Power is just stumbling around on the outside!!… Power’s gonna go ahead and grab another one of these ladders set up around the arena, and bring a second ladder toward the ring, but Kawajai is at the top! And he’s gonna unhook the championship!! Kawajai’s got it!! NO!!!! POWER USES THAT SECOND LADDER TO POKE THE CHAMPIONSHIP OUT OF KAWAJAI’S REACH!!! JESUS CHRIST, KAWAJAI ALMOST HAD THAT BELT IN HIS HANDS!! POWER’S GONNA TAKE THAT LADDER NOW!! AND LOOK OUT!!! HE SWINGS IT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF KAWAJAI, KNOCKING HIM OFF THE LADDER!!! KAWAJAI FALLS TO THE CANVAS… Power is essentially drained of all energy… He’s barely able to stand, as he falls to one knee in the ring…

Deadprez: He’s gonna HAVE to push himself! He can’t sit there on one knee and expect a sudden burst of energy to carry him up that ladder! Power has to find a way to get up to his feet, even if his body is telling him that he can’t go anymore! And the same goes for Kawajai! Neither one of these guys are in good shape to say the LEAST, but Power is trying to force himself up that ladder, albeit with spaghetti legs!! He’s slowly making his way up, very slowly… With each time someone tries to climb the ladder, they go slower and slower as this grueling match carries on!!… Look at Power’s legs! They’re trembling as he climbs up the ladder… and Kawajai, even if he may have a broken nose, is trying to slide into the ring!

ETR: AND KAWAJAI!!! IT SEEMS AS IF HE USED HIS LAST BIT OF STORED ENERGY!! HE LEAPS UP AND INTO THE RING, AND SHOVES THE LADDER OVER!!! HE SHOVES THE LADDER OVER AS POWER FALLS!!! THE LADDER AND POWER BOTH FALL, AS DOES KAWAJAI!!! POWER AND KAWAJAI ARE BOTH DOWN ON THE CANVAS!! THAT INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP IS STILL UP FOR GRABS!!!… IT’S STILL UP FOR GRABS AS KAWAJAI IS TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP!!!… AS IS POWER!!! BOTH MEN ARE IN THE SAME EXACT POSITION RIGHT NOW, AS THEY’RE PUSHING THEMSELVES TO CONTINUE ON!!! IT’S ALL ABOUT WHO WANTS IT MORE!!!

Deadprez: And they’re both making their way towards the ladder… and climbing up, ONE-MORE-TIME… I think this is all their bodies are going to let them do!! This last time up the ladder, IF they’re even able to make it up.. and so far, NOT so good as neither man is making good progress up the ladder!!… It seems as if each step up the ladder is taking HOURS… and by the time they get to the top, I have absolutely NO IDEA what could possibly be holding them up! They’re making progress though, slowly, but steady, as they inch their way up… and Kawajai is nearing the top of the ladder! Power isn’t far behind! Kawajai is up on the top!! He’s literally STANDING on the top of the ladder, as he’s got the Interwire Championship in his hands!! But Power PULLS Kawajai in, and onto his shoulders?!?! WHAT IS THIS?!?!? POWER PULLS KAWAJAI ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! HE’S GOT HIM IN EXODUS POWERBOMB POSITION ON THE LADDER!!! NO WAY IS THIS POSSIBLE!!! NO WAY!!! NO WAY!!! IT CAN’T HAPPEN!!! HOLY CRAP!!! POWER HITS THE EXODUS POWERBOMB ON KAWAJAI FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! KAWAJAI CRASHES!!!! HE CRASHES!!! JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!! AND POWER NEEDS TO REACH UP!!! KAWAJAI IS DONE!!! DONE!!!!

ETR: Power reaches up above his head, and he’s gonna tamper with the belt!! It’s right there for him!! AND POWER UNHOOKS IT!!! POWER UNHOOKS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

ETR: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!! A NEW CHAMPION!!! MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES!!! What I THOUGHT I was seeing was two men who were COMPLETELY drained of all energy, trying to climb up that ladder and see who could grab the belt first… but both men had energy stored somewhere inside them.. and Power… Power dug DEEP within himself to find the ability to pull Kawajai into position for that Exodus Powerbomb from overhead!! He hit it from the top of the ladder!!!

(Replays are shown of Kawajai being powerbombed from the top of the ladder, 15 feet downward to the ring)

Ring Announcer: The winner… and the NEWWWWWW… INTERWIRE CHAMPIONNNNNNNN…. POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: What a match!! What an UNBELIEVEABLE MATCH!!! These two gave it ALL THEY HAD!! And in the end, it was Power who had just a LITTLE bit more! And HE was able to take it all home! The Interwire Championship, and Kawajai’s rights to a rematch!

ETR: That’s right! Kawajai can no longer challenge for the Interwire Championship for as long as its in Power’s possession! And judging on what happened here tonight, I’m gonna have to predict that Power’s gonna be a tough champ to defeat!

Deadprez: I’m SURE there’s already a line forming back in the locker room, full of contenders vying for that shot at the belt… and the next challenger will have a rough road ahead, like you said ETR… Power is no walk in the park!

( Camera fades backstage to a hallway where Rated R Shaman is seen walking )
Rated R Shaman: Ugh… I havent seen Robbie… im already in ring gear i dont have my phone… damn..

( RRS walks down a hallway, but one of the bathroom doors open as Jaywalker walks out of it ) ..

Rated R Shaman (walking by Jay, but still looking to the ground): Sup, Jay…

Jaywalker *smiling*: Hey, RRS, looking for Robbie?? ( RRS stops as he turns towards Jay )

Rated R Shaman: I.. am. How’d you know that??

Jaywalker: You, like alot of other people tend to think outloud nowadays…

Rated R Shaman: Heh.. well have you seen him??

Jaywalker: Nope, but man, you really dont know where Robbie is?? (no)…

Rated R Shaman: Uhm… well no… whats the matter?

Jaywalker: Well nothing, but just think about it for a second, RRS… this is the Grand Rampage
match. The Graaaand… Raaaampage match. This is everyone in the ring slugging it out to get the chance at a Pain for Pride Main Event. Now RRS let me ask you, do you want to win the Grand Rampage match?

Rated R Shaman: Well… id like to.

Jaywalker: Does Robbie want to win the GR?

Rated R Shaman: Why are you aski–

Jaywalker: Just answer my question… does Robbie wanna win the Grand Rampage?

Rated R Shaman: Well obviously, I mean if him or I dont then Showdown belongs to Extreme Enigma.

Jaywalker: Well thats a pretty nice way of covering things up, isnt it RRS?

Rated R Shaman: Wha- What are you saying?? Are you trying to assume that theres some sort of dissention or miscommunication? Believe me, Jay, thats not the case. If and when Robbie or I win the Rampage, its just another World Championship thats ready to be added to SNV, and nothing more.

Jaywalker: Well… if you say so. But listen to what im saying, and im not repeating myself since i gotta get back to the announce table: Robbie has never won a World Championship before. As settled as he claims to be, hes hungry. I know he is. You HAVE to be hungry when you havent been fed gold for so long… and RRS, hunger will drive a man to do things he never thought that he could.

Jaywalker: And HEY, take this anyway you want it… but I just think you’ll want to keep your “friends” alot closer than your enemies… but hey, thats if you care enough about your friendship to try and make it last…

Jaywalker *with a slick grin on his face*: Because remember… the people who had it out for Caesar weren’t the most bitter of his enemies. They werent the common people, no, they all loved him. RRS, the people who had it out for Caesar the most were his closest friends…. so I just thought– ( Jay looks up, as Robbie next to RRS )

Robbie V: Hey Jay, RRS, watchu guys talking about?
Jaywalker: Ugh, politics as usual. You know with the gas prices these days driving around the US is such a chore. Hopefully it doesnt get to 5 dollars an hour..

Robbie V: Haha true, by the time our kids are grown they’re probably gonna charge us to breathe (roll) …

Jaywalker: I’m off… and remember RRS, remember those “gas prices”.. ( Jay turns around, as RRS looks down to the ground, disturbed )

Robbie V: Whatsup, dude? Ready for the Rampage? Whats wrong??

Rated R Shaman: Nothing… yeah, GR, tonight right?

Robbie V: Nope, its next year in 2020. DUH its tonight, lets talk strategy.

Rated R Shaman: Alright… ( Both men walk off )

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.. And it is for THE ANSWERS CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!!…

(Lethal Consequences’ music hits)

Announcer: First, the challenger!… Making his way to the ring.. From Oakland, California!…. Weighing in at 232 pounds!…. “The King of the Mountain”…. LETHAAALLLL CONSEQUENCES!!!

Stew: This has been a long time coming, Masters, and you gotta guess what’s going through the mind of Lethal Consequences. He’s been abused by Y2Impact’s power as General Manager like no one I have ever seen, and because of which, his JOB his on the line tonight!

Masters: Oh I think you’re just overreacting again, Stew, you forget that Lethal Consequences really wanted to start something when he chopped the locks of Y2Impact with a pair of scissors!

(Y2Impact’s music hits)

Announcer: And his opponent!.. Making his way to the ring… From Seattle, Washington!…. Weighing in at 226 pounds!…. He is THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!…. Y! 2!! IMMMPPAAACCTTT!!!

Masters: I’m not gonna lie though, Stew, Lethal Consequences is a serious threat to this man’s Answers World Championship reign, both men have been going at it for WEEKS ever since LC earned the right to challenge Impact by winning the Gold Rush Tournament.

Stew: You’re damn right he earned it, LC has earned EVERYTHING he’s gotten here on Voltage..

Masters: And you’re saying Impact HASN’T?

Stew: I’m saying that Impact became nothing but a spoiled brat that has used his powers as General Manager and his allies to defeat his opponents for him while LC has won everything with his own bare hands!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: Both of these men know what it’s all about, that Answers World Championship, but over the past weeks I think it’s boiled over just being for that Title.. Impact is looking to lock up with LC.. Both men make their way towards each other.. LC catches Impact off his guard with a HARD knife-edge chop to the chest! LC with ANOTHER chop! ANOTHER! LC whips Impact into the ropes, coming off.. BACK BODY DROP! No! IMPACT CATCHES LC WITH A SUNSET FLIP PIN! THIS COULD BE IT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!…… TWO!

Masters: Impact manages to get the two count, but that’s not enough as LC kicks out.. LC quickly escapes Impact grasp, rolling to his feet– DROPKICK STRAIGHT TO THE FACE OF IMPACT!! Impact is DOWN, he damn near may have broken his nose! LC takes advantage, covering Impact!

Referee: ONE!!!!!….. TWO!!!!

Stew: Impact with a shoulder up JUST after the two count! LC quickly gets to his feet, pulling Impact up as well.. LC whips Impact HARD into the corner of the ring.. He’s looking to follow up, CHARGING! LC CONNECTS WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE ON IMPACT IN THE CORNER! And LC with a knee to the gut of Impact now! LC is attacking Impact wherever he possibly can, which can prove to be a good strategy here.. LC now, climbing up to the second turnbuckle, above Impact.. LC begins nailing Impact with punches as this crowd counts along!

Crowd: 1!… 2!.. 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8!

Masters: IMPACT SENDS LC DROPPING TO THE OUTSIDE! LC took quite a nasty spill here on the outside and Impact looks as though he may be able to take advantage of this match once again.. LC isn’t giving up yet though, he’s pulling himself to his feet using the ring apron.. IMPACT COMES OFF THE ROPES! IMPACT WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE INTO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! LC is sent back-first into the edge of the Showdown announce table! Impact looks nowhere near finished as he rolls to the outside, LC now propped up against the Showdown announce table..

Stew: IMPACT WITH A CHOP TO THE CHEST OF LC! Impact is now getting revenge for earlier with these knife-edge chops– He connects with a second one! Impact quickly turns LC around against the Showdown table.. And begins UNLOADING forearms into the back of LC! IMPACT WITH A DROPKICK INTO THE SPINE OF LC! LC collapses to the ground– But Impact stops him, propping him against the table once again! Impact climbs to the apron now as LC looks for anything to save him, slowly tearing off the tables cover.. IMPACT LEAPS! DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE!

Masters: NO! IMPACT’S SKULL CONNECTS WITH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AS LC SIDESTEPS THE ATTACK!! What’s he got in his hand?! LC NAILS IMPACT WITH THE MONITOR OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!! LC drops the monitor, staring at the downed Answers World Champion.. And he begins STOMPING on the joints of Impact’s body! I think we know what this is, Masters, he’s JAYWALKING! A short tribute to the man Impact retired last year, Jaywalker, and LC looks to take full advantage once again as he pulls Impact back to his feet..

Stew: LC navigates Impact over to the steel steps here at ringside– DRIVING THE FACE OF IMPACT STRAIGHT INTO THEM! LC is showing NO mercy and he shouldn’t have to, he knows his job is on the line and he’s gonna tear Impact apart to win! Oh wait– You can see it, blood trickling from above the left eye of Impact! LC DRIVES THE FACE OF IMPACT INTO THOSE STEPS ONCE MORE! LC is no where near done as he pulls Impact back.. AND DRIVES HIS ENTIRE BODY INTO THOSE STEPS!! The top of the steps flies off as the limp body of Impact is left on the bottom!

Masters: LC grabs a hold of Impact once again, pulling the damaged World Champion back to his feet.. AND DRIVES HIM– SPINE-FIRST ONTO THE STEPS!! LC looks to be finished with those steel steps now as he contemplates what to do next.. LC now begins making his way up, onto the ring apron as a now bloody Y2Impact refuses to stay down, pulling himself up using the ring post next to him.. LC’s climbing up to the top turnbuckle! But Impact grabs a hold of LC as he makes it to his feet! LC slowly ascends from the corner, back onto the apron.. He kicks Impact off!

Stew: Impact back-pedals near the steps– LC LEAPS!! LOU THESZ PRESS ONTO THE STEPS!!! LC IS UNLOADING ON IMPACT!! LC LOOKS TO HAVE FINALLY SNAPPED AS HE GETS TO HIS FEET, TAKING IMPACT WITH HIM, AND ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING! LC SLIDES INTO THE RING AS A DAMAGED IMPACT ATTEMPTS TO CRAWL AWAY! BUT LC GRABS A HOLD OF HIM BY HIS LEGS! HE’S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING! WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! HE’S GOT THE WALLS OF IMPACT LOCKED IN ON IMPACT HIMSELF!!! WAIT!

Masters: IMPACT, USING WHAT STRENGTH HE HAS LEFT, PULLS HIMSELF ONTO HIS BACK, BUT LC IS LOOKING TO LOCK THE WALLS BACK IN! HE– IMPACT PULLS LC IN FOR A SMALL PACKAGE OUT OF NO WHERE!! THIS IS IT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!….. TWO!!!!!!!

Stew: But NO! LC kicks out of it just after the two count! Both men quickly make it to their feet, but Impact may be in more trouble, he’s beaten, bloody, AND battered! LC PULLS HIM IN! ACID REIGN!!!! NO! Impact forces LC into the ropes! He comes off– STEP UP ENZUGURI CONNECTS ON LC OUT OF NOWHERE!! Lethal Consequences falls through the ropes, dropping to the outside like a damn rag doll!! Y2Impact may be bloody, he may be dazed, but he KNOWS when he has an opportunity to win this match! Impact rolls to the outside..

Masters: A now damaged Lethal Consequences begins pulling himself to his feet using the barricade as Impact searches under the ring for an instrument of torture.. He’s got a chair! Impact slowly makes his way toward LC like a snake in the grass, trying not to be seen as LC makes it to his feet.. IMPACT DRIVES THE EDGE OF THE CHAIR INTO THE BACK OF LC’S RIGHT LEG!! LC drops to the mat, grabbing that leg, WRITHING in pain! Impact, with a sick, DEMENTED grin on his face, raises the chair above his head.. AND DRIVES IT INTO THE LEFT LEG OF LC!!

Stew: LC is badly damaged, but he NEEDS to escape and I think he’s attempting just that, crawling towards the ring.. IMPACT SMACKS THAT CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF LC!! LC REFUSES to give up now, pulling himself towards the ring, making it to the apron! ANOTHER SHOT TO THE SPINE, MY GOD!! Lethal Consequences is CLAWING to get into the ring! IMPACT WITH ANOTHER DAMN SHOT WITH THAT CHAIR, PUT A STOP TO THAT OR SOMETHING, REF!! Impact drops the chair and rolls a badly beaten LC into the ring..

Masters: Impact slides into the ring, I think he has this done, finished, OVER! IMPACT HOOK THE LEG OF LC FOR THE PIN, THIS IS IT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………

Stew: LC GETS A SHOULDER UP! Impact can’t believe it! Impact is LIVID as he hooks BOTH legs of LC! This could be all she wrote!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!

Masters: LC kicks out AGAIN?! How the hell did he do that?! Impact can’t believe it! A bloody Impact begins to pull LC slowly to his feet, he’s looking to end this! Impact screams in the face of LC to stay down! LC with a glazed look in his eyes looks on as Impact gets him to his feet.. HE LEAPS! CODEBREAKER!!!! NO! WHAT?! LC DROPS IMPACT FLAT ON HIS BACK! HE’S GOT BOTH LEGS!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT AGAIN!! IMPACT’S STRUGGLING!!

Stew: WAIT! LC QUICKLY BACKS UP INTO THE CORNER! HE DROPS DOWN, ROLLING TO THE OUTSIDE WITH THE RIGHT LEG OF IMPACT AND DRAGS IMPACT GROIN-FIRST INTO THE RING POST! What’s he looking for.. HE SETS HIM UP! MY GOD!! FIGURE FOUR LEG-LOCK AROUND THAT DAMN RING POST!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!! THIS MAY BE THE END AS WE KNOW IT! IMPACT LOOKS AS THOUGH HE’S MORE THAN READY TO TAP, MASTERS!! IMPACT IS IN INTENSE PAIN AS LC INCREASES THE PRESSURE!!

Masters: Wait! LC quickly breaks the Figure Four! LC, now on the outside, climbs back to his feet, but you can see the damage has already been done to him with that chair.. LC slowly slides into the ring, looking to once again take control of this match up.. A badly damaged Impact begins climbing back to his feet using the turnbuckles, he’s taken quite a bit of damage in this match up.. LC gets to his feet, awaiting for Impact to get up.. LC stalks his prey as Impact gets to his feet! HE TURNS HIM AROUND!! HE’S GOT HIM!! ACID REIGN!!!! THE ACID REIGN CONNECTS!!!

Stew: WITH GREAT FORCE INTO THE CANVAS AT THAT!! This it it, Masters! LC’S GOTTA PIN HIM, THIS IS IT!! LC SLOWLY DRAGS IMPACT ONTO HIS BACK! AND.. HE DROPS AN ARM OVER THE CHEST OF IMPACT!! NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………… THREE!!!

Masters: NO!! NO– IMPACT WITH A SHOULDER UP!! LC CAN’T BELIEVE IT! IMPACT HAS GOTTEN THE SHOULDER UP, HE IS NOT DONE YET! LC seems frustrated at this point as he pushes the Referee out of his way and grabs a hold of Impact yet again.. He’s pulling him slowly to his feet, Impact might not have anything left.. He’s up! LC PULLS HIM IN!! ACID REIGN!!!! BUT IMPACT TURNS HIM AROUND, GRABBING A HOLD OF HIS LEGS!! HE DROPS LC FLAT ON HIS BACK!! CAN HE DO IT?! CAN HE DO IT?!… WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! LOCKED IN!!

Stew: LC IS QUICKLY LOOKING FOR THE ROPES, HE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THIS!! BUT IMPACT DRAGS LC INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, DAMN IT!! LC IS ON THE VERGE OF TAPPING OUT!! DON’T TAP OUT, YOU’RE JOB IS ON THE LINE, THE ANSWERS WORLD TITLE IS ON THE LINE!! LC CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS, HE’S TAKEN ENOUGH DAMAGE FROM THOSE CHAIR SHOTS, HE CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE!! LC’S ABOUT TO TAP!! (Crowd cheers)

Masters: What?.. WHAT?! WHAT’S THE HELL– ASHTEN CROSS!! ASHTEN CROSS IS IN THE RING, BEHIND IMPACT!! HE GRABS A HOLD OF IMPACT FROM BEHIND, CAUSING IMPACT TO BREAK THE HOLD ON LC!! HE PICKS UP IMPACT ON HIS SHOULDERS!! MY GOD– F5!!!! F5 CONNECTS!!!! IMPACT IS OUT!! THE CHAMPION IS DOWN, WE’RE GONNA SEE A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! LC is once again showing his resilience as he climbs back to his feet using the ropes.. LC turns around to face Ashten..

Stew: ASHTEN PICKS HIM UP?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!! HE’S GOT LC UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! F5!!!! ASHTEN NOW WITH AN F5 ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! What the hell is this man thinking?! Ashten– He rolls out of the ring now! And.. Ashten’s looking at that Answers World Championship.. HE TAKES THE ANSWERS WORLD TITLE!! Wait! The Referee is now on the outside trying to stop him! ASHTEN SENDS THE REF INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!

Masters: This man is on a RAMPAGE! Ashten jumps the barricade with the Answers Word Title in hand as Lethal Consequences and Y2Impact are left downed in the ring with no Referee! E.M.T.s are now rushing out here as Security goes into the crowd to attempt to catch Ashten, but it seems he’s long gone as a now coming to Impact realizes what just occurred! Impact is FURIOUS! LC is being checked on by E.M.T.s on the outside as another official speaks with the time keeper and ring announcer.. It looks like they’ve got something figured out, lets see what they have to say..

Announcer: Ahem.. Due to outside interference, the condition of both competitors, and the theft of the Answers World Championship.. This match has been ruled a NO CONTEST!… (Crowd boos)

Stew: What? You’ve gotta be kidding me! LC and Impact are as confused as the rest of us are, we have no idea what got into Ashten, but NEITHER of these men are happy about it! Wait! LC’s back in the ring as Impact yells at the official! HE TURNS HIM AROUND! BOTH MEN BRAWL TO THE GROUND!! THIS ISN’T OVER YET FOR THEM!! MORE SECURITY RUSHES OUT TO THE RING AS BOTH MEN ATTACK ONE ANOTHER!!

Masters: SECURITY GRABS BOTH IMPACT AND LC, HOLDING THEM BACK!! I got a feeling that all of this is FAR from over, Stew!

(One-half of the security team escorts a furious Y2Impact backstage as the other half of the security team holds a furious Lethal Consequences back in the ring)

( Camera fades backstage to a room with many EAW Superstars conversating in it, with white balls in certain superstars hands labeled with their numbers in the Grand Rampage match, and the Ball-Pen in the middle of the room )

*SQ85 walks up to the ball-pen, and digs into it, pulling out the number “24” as he looks at it in
happiness*

Superior Quality: 24?! Holy crap, thats GREAT!

( CT and Ross Shackleford walk up to the ball-pen )

CT: Oh please… whats so damn great about drawing 24… is it the number 30?? Yeah, I didn’t think so…

Superior Quality: Whats this wankers problem?

Ross Shackleford: Don’t mind him, SQ, CT’s just having a hissyfit since hes not even in the Grand Rampage match.

CT: Hey its BS and you know it, Ross. The Grand Rampage should be EVERYONES opportunity at greatness, yet people are getting snubbed. Talk about unfair..

Ross Shackleford: Life isn’t fair, CT..

*Ross digs into the ball-pen and pulls out one*

CT: Pull one out for me too!

Ross Shackleford: Its no use, your names not on the list. You wont make it to the Entrance Ramp with the security theyve got today…

Superior Quality: What’d you get, friend?

Ross Shackleford: A 21… not bad, dontcha say?

CT: Oh.. whatever, lets get the hell out of here before I get nausious… ( Ross and CT walk off, as
SQ walks away in a different direction and Jason Cage walks up to the ball-pen )

Jason Cage: Hmmm.. you get your numbers here huh? Alright I guess il– ( Jared Cage walks infront of the ball-pen, on the otherside of Jason )

Jared Cage: Oh, well if it isn’t my brother Jason Cage??? Whats wrong? A Title thats worth Ten Million dollars in Gold isn’t enough for you?? I’ll be glad to take it from you if you aren’t satisfied…

Jason Cage: Oh no, Jared, thats the difference between you and I… while some people like you are satisfied with money, im satisfied with greatness, bro. That’s why im gonna be sure to get the higher number than you, to make it all the more easier in walking out the Grand Rampage as the winner.

Jared Cage: Fat chance, but lets just see what we get.. *Jared digs into the ball-pen, as his hand rumbles through the spheres*

Jason Cage: We SHALL.. **Jason digs into the ball-pen as well, as him and Jared dont take their eyes off of eachother, and both men pull a sphere out at the same time with the numbers “3” on Jason Cages, and “4” on Jared Cage’s**

Jared Cage: HA! What were you saying about winning the Grand Rampage, Jason??? I guess its gonna be pretty hard when you’re NUMBER THREE.

Jason Cage: Laugh, buddy. Laugh. Because the jokes on you if you think you’re winning the Grand Rampage match.

( DJ Styles walks up to the ball pen in between both Jason and Jared )

DJ Styles: Well well well… I just couldn’t help but notice the Cage brothers and their ramblings of winning the Grand Rampage match. Boys, im gonna tell the both of you right now, to win the Grand Rampage takes AAALOT of luck. And I mean A-LOT of luck. And as the both of you can clearly see, luck just isn’t on your side, is it?!

Jason Cage: Oh please… DJ you’ve gotta be one of the most unlucky people on this roster!
Jared Cage: Yeah, DJ… infact why don’t we make alittle bet. If you pick a number out from this box thats under the number 10, then you’re going to have to…. throw us a pizza party, on the next Voltage!

Jason Cage: Yeah!

DJ Styles: You serious??

Jason Cage: Hell yeah we’re serious.

DJ Styles: Alright, but if I get ABOVE A NUMBER 10, then… then…. then you both have to walk out to the Grand Rampage Match wearing THESE shirts ( DJ Styles pulls up two T-shirts, that say “DJ Rocks” in bolded lettering )

Jason Cage: Just pick your number…

**DJ Styles digs into the ball-pin, and after a moment he pulls out a white sphere, and looks at the number with a saddened expression on his face**

Jason Cage: What is it???

Jared Cage: I dont know, but by the looks of it we’re getting a pizza party!

DJ Styles: Oh.. maybe I should get a new one, this one shouldnt count.

Jared Cage: NOPE! Thats your number, and thats OUR pizza party. Just remember, I want my pizza stuff-crusted, and make sure you tell them to lay off the sauce.

DJ Styles: Woah woah woah… **DJ Styles turns around the ball in his hand, as the number turns out to be “23”, with a smirk on his face**

Jason Cage: …. well ill be damned…

DJ Styles: It looks like YOU GUYS have got some “forced confessions”, and its gonna be all over your T-shirts, Suckers. ( DJ hands both Jared Cage and Jason Cage the “DJ Rocks” T-shirts, as he walks away leaving the both of them stunned )

( A recap to the EAW Championship Match buildup airs ) ..

( The camera pans to the ring ) … ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Announcer: This match… will be contested in a TRIPLE THREAT Match, for the EEEEEE AAAAA WWWWW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!! …

( Referee Jim Douggie is seen running from out the back, making his way to the ring )

Jaywalker: Well when you look at Jim Douggie… he’s been quite a face here in this EAW Title scene. Vic Vendetta was assigned his own private Referee in order to instill a fairness, but at first I thought Vic was just doing this to get an easy win in this match! But from the looks of it, Vic’s had himself a change of heart.

( Vic Vendettas music hits as he walks out )

WWEFan: Vic indeed has, after what we saw from Vic earlier tonight it looks like his intentions are to fight for the EAW Championship the right way, and perhaps win the right way rather than making Douggie abuse his referee powers. You can call it dumb, but I think thats a REALLY honorable decision by Vic if you ask me, something a champion would do.

( Heart Break Boy’s music hits as he comes out, amped up and making his way to the ring )

Jaywalker: Well moving on, Heart Break Boy DEFINITELY knows how this all feels like. He knows what its like to come into a match. Infact this is the Fourth time that the Heart Break Boy has competed in a World Championship match at the Grand Rampage in a row! HBB has that advantage of doing this all before, but HBB wants to WIN it this time. And even though Vic’s my man, I think HBB can do it tonight. I DEFINITELY wouldn’t count him out…

( Alexander Da Vinci’s music hits as he comes out with his EAW Championship )

WWEFan: The Champ is here in Seattle! This young stud Alexander Da Vinci whos doing everything he can to make a name for himself as the EAW Championship has his first roadblock ahead of him, and its quite the massive one! This is the last stop before Pain for Pride, this is what can and will decide the faces of Pain for Pride IV! And this is as decisive as it gets, with Da Vinci defending his Championship against a grizzled vet, and a hungry, hungry competitor! It’s starting to look like this match will go any damned way that it wants! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Jaywalker: Well its the three guys, with referee Jim Douggie perfectly in place… they’re in attack position, looking for the first person to strike… aaand… Da Vinci goes RIGHT towards HBB, quickly and swiftly connecting blows of right fists into the skull, potential haymakers into every shot!! And Da Vinci after the several whip HBB into the ropes, and as HBB returns Da Vinci bends over…. but as HBB runs towards ADV, he DROPS to the ground infront of ADV and connects a BIGTIME uppercut into the face of ADV!!

WWEFan: And from behind, Vendetta rolls ADV into a cradle rollup!! OOOOOOONEEE!!!! …. TWOOOOOOO, but Da Vinci kicks out! And ADV gets up as Heart Break Boy heads towards Vic, backs him in the turnbuckle and delivers an assortment of HARSH Knife-Edged chops into Vic’s sternum, as Vic has nowhere to go, trapped in the turnbuckle taking in that punishment!!! And HBB whips him into the turnbuckles across the ring, and before HBB goes running, Da Vinci RUNS TOWARDS HBB, AND CLOTHESLINES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! As Heart Break Boy
falls to the ringside floor!!

Jaywalker: And Da Vinci turns towards Vic and JETS towards him with the running clothesline— but Vic connects an elbow into Da Vinci’s face!! And Vic connects a toe kick to the gut, as ADV is bent over and Vic wraps his arms around Da Vinci… connecting the GUTWRENCH SUPLEX ON DA VINCI! And then BRIDGING the both of his legs for the pin!!! OOOOONEEEE… TWOOOOOOOOOOO, but Da Vinci KICKS right out of that! As ADV rolls to the outside of the ring! And as Da Vinci rolls out, Heart Break Boy rolls back in, and Vic jumps up…

WWEFan: And Vic rushes towards HBB, as HBB DUCKS under the swing, and spins Vic around, lifts him and connects the ATOMPIC DROP!!! As Vic falls groin-first into HBB’s knee, and HBB scoops him up, DROPPING him with the Scoop Slam!! And now HBB looks down at Da Vinci who’s outside and just getting back to his feet, as HBB runs towards ADV and connects the BASEBALL SLIDE, underneath the ropes, connecting directly into Da Vinci’s face!!! And Da Vinci stumbles back into the Showdown Announce Table, as HBB steps onto the apron now…

Jaywalker: Da Vinci stumbles closer to HBB… but HBB SPRINGS UP TO THE ROPES, AND IS GOING FOR THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!! —- BUT VIC in the ring SCURRIES up to his feet, and runs with the knee STRAIGHT into HBB’s ribs!!! And HBB BARELY hangs on to the ropes to keep him on the Apron, as Da Vinci is on the ringside behind HBB, and grabs HBB… and ADV… ALEXANDER DA VINCI CARRIES HBB, AND CONNECTS THE POWERBOMB, SENDING HBB DIRECTLY INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! The Showstopper is flat on his back, after that HUGE smack to the ground!!! We’ve gotta see this again! ( A replay shows of the Powerbomb )

WWEFan: It’s like HBB landed splat on his upper back and his neck! And in the ring Da Vinci slides back in, as Vendetta goes right at him, with back to back fists into the face, and Vendetta whips Da Vinci into the turnbuckle… but ADV REVERSES that whp, as Vic collides into the turnbuckle, and Da Vinci runs at Vic… and connects the RUNNING SHOULDERBLOCK!! That massive shoulder coming at you’re midsection in fullspeed, that just screams agony! And Vic stumbles out of the corner, walking right into ADV who pulls him in, and connects the TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM, RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! PLANTING Vic, as he hooks the leg!!! OOOOOONE…. TWOOOOOOOOO…. But VENDETTA kicks out! Meanwhile take a look at Heart Break Boy, HBB is climbing up to the apron with a Trashcan in his hands, empty metal trashcan, HBB is still woozy from that powerbomb…

Jaywalker: And in the ring Da Vinci PULLS VENDETTA IN!!! HE’S GOT VIC PULLED IN, AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS, GOING FOR THE LAST STAND!!! BUT HEART BREAK BOY SPRINTS UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND IS STOOD THERE, AS DA VINCI TURNS TOWARDS HBB SUPRISED, AND HBB LEAPS OFF!!! AND IN MIDAIR HBB FITS HIS LEGS INTO THE TRASHCAN, AND CONNECTS THE TRASHCAN-EQUIPPED MISSILE DROPKICK, DEAD INTO ADV’S FACE!!!! WHAT AN INSANE MOVE THAT HBB JUST PULLED OFF, MAN! HBB IS READY TO WIN THAT TITLE, HE’S COVERING ADV!!! OOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!… BUT VIC FROM BEHIND BREAKS THE PIN OUT OF DESPARATION! And HBB is getting up, but Vic runs towards HBB as hes still one one knee, as Vic connects the Bicycle Kick, with the boot SMACKING into the side of the Heart Break Boy’s skull!!! As HBB falls to the ground!

WWEFan: Just a short moment later, Vic pulls up HBB, as HBB even after that harsh boot is swinging at Vic…. but Vic JABS the thumb to the eye, temporarily blinding him, as Vic drives HBB SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!! UGH, YOU CAN HEAR THAT HARSH SOUND ALL OVER THE PLACE! And HBB falls back to the outside of the ring, clutching his shoulder! That shoulder seriously looks like it was separated! And now Da Vinci is crouched over but pulling himself up, as Vic heads towards ADV, pulls him up, and hits a MEEEEAN KNIFE-EDGED CHOP, SENDING ADV DOWN AND ROLLING OUT OF THE RING!! And Vic is no dummy, Vic’s following ADV to the outside of the ring, as Vic goes towards ADV… but Da Vinci kicks into Vic’s ribs, right as Vic lunges towards him… and Da Vinci grabs Vic’s head and BASHES Vendetta face-first into the Steel Step!

Jaywalker: And now Da Vinci bends over, and sweeps Vic Vendetta right off his feet as Vic lands on his back…. and Da Vinci with both of Vic’s legs hook sizes him up, as ADV connects the CATAPAULT, SENDING VENDETTA FLYING SKULLFIRST INTO THE METAL RINGPOST!!! Vic is slouched over that ringpost in pain, as Da Vinci rolls back into the ring… but LOOK! HBB IS IN THE RING!!! HBB IS IN THE RING, WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HANDS, AS HE SWINGS IT RIGHT INTO ADV’S GUT!!! And as ADV is bent over, HBB connects the CHAIRSHOT INTO THE SPINE!! AND ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER CHAIRSHOT INTO THE SPINE OF ADV!!! These guys CERTAINLY arent fighting like friends!! They’re fighting like Enemies!! And Da Vinci is close to a fetal position, with his arms clutching his stomach that was brutalized with the Steel Chair! And now HBB drops the weapon, stands over Da Vinci…. and HBB LOCKS IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH!!!! BUSINESS IS PICKING UP RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!! THE CAMEL CLUTCH IS LOCKED IN!!!!

WWEFan: THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE, AND IT’S AT STAKE RIGHT NOW MORE THAN EVER! HBB’S GOT THE CAMEL CLUTCH LOCKED IN REEEAL TIGHT, AS ADV IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND IS GIVEN ONLY ONE OPTION… TO TAP! BUT ADV REFUSES TO TAP OUT, NOT NOW! NOT HERE! NOT WHEN HE COULD BE GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE WITH THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE!!! ALEXANDER DA VINCI WON’T GIVE THIS–

Jaywalker: HEY LOOK!!! VIC VENDETTA SLIDES IN THE RING, AND RUNS TOWARDS THE TWO MEN, CONNECTING THE.. BAM!!!!! SCIZZORS KICK, RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF ALEXANDER DA VINCI’S SKULL!!!

WWEFan: OH MAN!!! This broke the Camel Clutch obviously, as Alexander Da Vinci rolls out of the ring, and I really think he’s out of this matchup, Jay! But that was SMART, rolling out of the ring to prevent your opponent from capitalizing, that was instinctive! And now HBB gets up, but as he gets to his feet Vic backs into the ropes, runs and connects the RUNNING FOREARM/Elbow Smash into the face, knocking HBB down! And Vendetta is now stomping… he’s ready… he’s ready and waiting for HBB to get back up, as hes setting up for the VENDETTA’S END…. He’s stalking HBB, pouncing him like HBB’s his prey… but HBB LIFTS HIS LEGS, AND KIPS HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET!! AS HBB TURNS TOWARDS A SHOCKED VIC! And now Vic runs towards HBB, swings a clothesline, but HBB maneuvers himself around it and insteads grabs that arm, and LOCKS in an armbar from behind… and from behind HBB connects the Float-Over DDT STRAIGHT into the canvas!!! And Hooks Vic’s leg!!! OOOOOOONEEEEE….
TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!……. BUT VENDETTA KICKS OUT!!!! DETERMINATION!!!!

Jaywalker: You’re ABSOLUTELY right! It’s determination thats keeping him going!! Determination, the will to win alone, THATS whats keeping Vic going!!! And as Vic is laid out flat, the Heart Break Boy gets up and he knows exactly where he needs to go, as he heads to the ring apron, and climbs up the turnbuckle and before you know it is standing up at the top…. and HBB looks down, knowing what he must do as he LEAPS OFF…………. AND CONNECTS THE HEART BREAK ELBOW, DEAD INTO THE HEART OF THE YOUNG MAN, VIC VENDETTA!!! DEAD INTO HIS HEART!!! NOW HBB AFTER CONNECTING IT KNOWS WHERE HE’S GOTTA GO, as HBB quickly claws himself up, and goes RIGHT towards the Turnbuckle!!! Right here is where the fun starts, because the Heart Break Band is TUNING UP THE BAND! Awaiting Vic Vendetta to rise up to his feet!!

1!!!! 2!!!! 3!!!! … *Vic is stirring, trying everything humanly possible to pull himself up* … 4!!!!! … 5!!!!.. 6!!!!…. *Vic is up to his feet, sphagetti legged* … 7!!!!… 8!!!!!! *Vic turns around*

WWEFan: And HBB COMES OUT OF THE CORNER, AND CONNECTS THE SWEET CHIN—- NOO, VIC DUCKS UNDER IT, AND ENDS UP BEHIND THE HEART BREAK BOY!!! Da Vinci meanwhile is climbed up to the ring apron, still COMPLETELY out of it! AND VIC SPINS HBB AROUND, AS HE HOOKS HBB AND CONNECTS THE VENDETTA’S-END— BUT HBB SHOVES VIC AWAY FROM HIM WITH ALL HE’S GOT, AS VIC COLLIDES STRAIGHT INTO ADV, AS ADV LANDS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! AND VIC REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES, CLOSES INTO HBB AND HBB CONNECTS THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!! STRAIGHT INTO THE KISSER!!! AS VENDETTA IS KNOCKED TO THE GROUND, AND HBB COLLAPSES OVER VIC VENDETTA, AND HOOKS THE LEG!!! AND… AND REFEREE JIM DOUGGIE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO, HE DOESNT KNOW IF HE SHOULD DO IT, BUT HBB IS OVER VIC WITH HIS LEG HOOKED, AND JIM KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT VIC WOULD WANT! AS HE DROPS OVER AND COUNTS!!! OOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEE… TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!….. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! … ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( The Heart Break Boy’s music hits, as he sits up, and is handed the EAW Championship )

Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW EAW CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOONN….
THE HEART!!!!!!!!…. BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAKKK!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Jaywalker: ON HIS FOURTH RAMPAGE, THE HEART BREAK BOY DOES IT! For Grand Rampage after Grand Rampage, HBB has fought for the World Championship and LOST! And HBB knew that tonight just could NOT be his fourth! He knew that it just COULD-NOT happen! And because of that, HBB made damned sure that he pulled out every stop there was to pull, in order to walk away with the gold!! *HBB is hugging the EAW Championship, celebrating*

WWEFan: The Heart Break Boy’s dry spell at the Grand Rampage has come to a replenishing end! We have a NEW EAW Champion, and his name is the Heart Break Boy! Through the thick and through the thin, through the bouts and through the losses, HBB’s put the weight of the world on his own shoulders to PREPARE for what he’d go through here, and he’s got it! He’s got the win! He’s got the gold at a long last! *HBB is leaving the arena interacting with the fans at ringside/rampside, and walking up the ramp* …

( Alexander Da Vinci slides into the ring, banged up after the match but seemingly upset )
.. ( HBB’s music stops ) .. ( Da Vinci stares down Jim Douggie, as Vic is on the ground trying to pull himself up with the ropes ) ….

Jaywalker: Alex Da Vinci is obviously irate right now… he did NOT want HBB winning the EAW Championship. And ADV is closing in on Jim Douggie, backing Jim into the corner and is BARKING at him!
Alexander Da Vinci *without a mic*: YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP! YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!!! YOUR ORDERS WERE SPECIFIC, YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO LET HBB WIN!!! YOU SCREWED ME!! YOU—

WWEFan: Well Vic Vendetta is up, banged up and all as he turns Da Vinci around, obviously upset at ADV’s behavior towards Jim..

Vic Vendetta *without a mic*: He’s a deaf man. I… I told him to call this down the middle. You- you leave him alone…

Alexander Da Vinci *without a mic*: So you told him to screw me???

Vic Vendetta *without a mic*: I told him to do the right thing.. and he did. He called this match down the middle. Leave him alone.

WWEFan: OH COMEON!!! Da Vinci SLAPS Vendetta across the face!!! And Vic is banged up, both of these men are, but Vic took that superkick fresh, hes at the disadvantage! As Da Vinci nails a HAYMAKER across the face of Vendetta, as Vic is slumped across the middle rope, and Jim Douggie can only look on in horror! And now Da Vinci heads towards the turnbuckle, and rips the padding off to expose the steel part of it! And he’s going towards Vic…

Jaywalker: And Da Vinci pulls up Vic by his hair… brings him to the corner and BASHES VICS FACE INTO THE EXPOSED METAL PART OF THE TURNBUCKLE!!! THE EXPOSED STEEL MEETING VICS FACE OVER, AND OVER! AS DA VINCI REPEATEDLY RAMS VIC’S FACE INTO THE STEEL, AND VIC’S FACE GROWS INTO A BLOODY MESS! The former Champ spins Vic around now, pulls him in and sets him up into the middle of the ring, next to the steel chair… and vic connects the LAST STAND, SENDING VIC FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!

WWEFan: What’s gotten into ADV??? ADV— no… ADV turns back to Jim Douggie, and backs him into the turnbuckle with a MALEVOLENT look on his face, as Da Vinci KICKS DOUGGIE INTO THE GUT! And Da Vinci heads behind him and SNAPS IN THE HEAD & SHOULDERS!!! THE HEAD & SHOULDERS ON THE POOR DEFENSELESS JIM DOUGGIE! SWINGING THAT POOR SCRAWNY YOUNG MAN WITH THE HEAD & SHOULDERS, AND DOUGGIE’S PRETTY MUCH KNOCKED OUT! DA VINCI IS SWINGING HIM, APPLYING MORE FORCE, AS SEVERAL REFEREES RUN DOWN THE RING, AND SURROUND ADV TRYING TO PULL HIM OFF OF JIM!!

Jaywalker: And 15 seconds after the refs are surrounding him, Da Vinci FINALLY decides to let go, dropping a virtually lifeless Jim Douggie next to the lifeless Vic Vendetta! And the crowd obviously isnt happy with Da Vinci, as ADV slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp, not looking back.

WWEFan: I dont know what the hell got into ADV, but its disgusting. It’s completely disgusting, and its NOT the ADV that I thought we knew.

Jaywalker: Championships change people, Fan. You’d know that if you spent more than four minutes as an actual Champion.

WWEFan: … no comment….

( Camera pans to backstage, where CEO Mathieu Daniels is standing by, surrounded by security while on his cell phone )

CEO Daniels: Well thats great, but are you in the arena? .. *silence*..

CEO Daniels: Alright im right down the hall from the boilerroom, you should see me… *silence*… (

CEO Daniels waits a moment, until he looks up, smiling at a distance to somebody off-camera )

CEO Daniels: Alrighty. You know, my friend, you’re a smart man. ( Flashback is seen walking onto camera, shaking hands with CEO Daniels )

Flashback: Yeah, i mean being that SG2 was taken out on Dynasty by the horrible, absolutely “hoorrible” accident, his trash is my treasure now! And I get to enter the Grand Rampage match at _# 28!!! Thank you so much for giving this to me!

**CEO digs into his pocket, and pulls out a white ball labeled “28”, placing it in Flashbacks hand** … its simple, Flashy. All you’ve gotta do is show up right as _# 28 is supposed to enter the Grand Rampage, with that white ball in your hands, and you’ll be able to compete for a chance to Main Event Pain for Pride.

Flashback: I owe my life to you….

CEO Daniels: Uhm.. no you dont.

Flashback: Yes I do. I’ll be your slave. I’ll do ANYTHING you want.. *Flashbacks moves closer to

CEO Daniels* anything… *Flashback moves even closer* … anything… ( CEO Daniels shoves Flashback away from him )

CEO Daniels: Get the hell off me! You- you know what?? You’re FIRED!

Flashback: :O what?!

CEO Daniels: You heard me. That is, unless you have… uhmmm (hmm)… a half a dozen cans of Arizona in your back pocket to give to me right now..

Flashback: Um… *Flashback digs into his back pocket, and pulls out two cans* … is this enough?? :$

CEO Daniels: What the– how do you even– nevermind, you’re still fired.

Flashback: NO!!! NO NO NO!!! PLEASE!!!

CEO Daniels: Take him out of here..

Flashback: ILL KILL YOU!!! ***Flashback grabs a mop from the wall, and runs towards CEO Daniels, but is tackled with the security to the ground, and is taken away**

CEO Daniels: Ugh… *Daniels brushes himself off, and looks down at the ball in his hands as he drops it to the floor*

CEO Daniels: I dont need this… now, I think ill be heading home. I’m missing my favorite episode of The Cleaveland Show… ( CEO Daniels walks through an exit door, leading to the outside and is followed by security ) …

( The same exit doors re-open, as a man who’s lower body is only seen by the camera, but is wearing Jeans and holding a suitcase walks into the building, bends over and picks up that _# 30 ball )

Mysterious Man: Ha.. a free ride at the _# 28 in the Grand Rampage?? Well, I guess one mans trash is another mans treasure…

( The unknown person walks into the building )

(The lights go out in the arena)

(A white light flicks on the titantron, as “Don’t Let Me Fall” by B.o.B. starts to play)

(Masters is shown eliminating MvM to win the first Grand Rampage)

Promo Voice: Tonight… will be a time for men to reach their destinies…

(Captain Charisma is shown eliminating Regulator to win the second Grand Rampage match)

Promo Voice: To capitalize on hard work… and gain ULTIMATE success…

(Cyclone is shown eliminating both Kevin Devastation and HRDO)

Promo Voice: To get that spark, that skyrockets their careers to the top of the WORLD…

(Multiple extremists such as Kawajai, Superior Quality 85, SG2, Ready To Fight, Ross Shackleford, Siberian Wolverine, Mr. Blood and more are shown)

Promo Voice: The FIRST chance for some…

(Extremists such as Kevin Devastation, HRDO, CM Banks and Jaywalker are shown being eliminated in last year’s Grand Rampage match)

Promo Voice: And the LAST chance.. for others..

(“Don’t Let Me Fall” transitions into “Last Man Standing” by Pop Evil, as the lights in the arena switch back on)

Promo Voice: It is NOW time… for the 2011, GRAND-RAMPAGEEEE….

(Another fireworks display goes off on the stage, and around the arena, as the Ring Announcer is shown stepping into the ring… the arena goes quiet)

Ring Announcer: It has now come time… for the 4th annual 30-Man Over the Top Rope Battle Royal… the 2011.. GRANNNDDDDD RAMMMPAGEEEEEE MATCHHH!!!!!!

(Crowd Cheers)

Ring Announcer: The match will begin with the two extremists who drew the number 1 and number 2 entries… Every 90 seconds, another extremist will join them in the ring until all THIRTY men are in the match… Every fifth entry will have the advantage of bringing a weapon with them to the ring… the ONLY way to be eliminated, is to be thrown over the top rope, with both feet touching the floor…. the last man standing will be the WINNER of this year’s Grand Rampage match… and will EARN a MAIN EVENT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH… AT PAIN FOR PRIDE 4!!!!!!!….

(Camera fades to the stage, as legendary boxing ring announcer, Michael Buffer is lifted on a platform from underneath the stage)

Michael Buffer: The world awaits… and THIS is the moment they have been waiting FOR… So from Safeco Field in Seattle Washington… for the thousands seated in attendance… and the MILLIONS watching around the WORLD…. Ladies and gentlemen… LLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO RAAAAAAAMMMMPAGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Michael Buffer receives applause from the crowd, as he waves and heads backstage. The EAW Ring Announcer exits the ring, as the crowd awaits the first entrant)

Deadprez: Who’s the first entrant?! Who’s gonna be number ONE.. in the Grand Rampage matchup?!?!

(……….. The Rated R Shaman of Sexy’s music hits)

Stew-O: OHHHHH MY!!! RRS!! RRS IS OUR FIRST ENTRANT OF THE 2011 GRAND RAMPAGE!!!

Ring Announcer: Introducing at this time… the FIRST entrant of the 20011 Grand Rampage match… weighing in tonight at 235 pounds… and hailing from Oakland, California… he is one half of the WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… AND IS THE CURRENT, REIGNING, WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… THE RATED R SHAMAN OFFFF SEXXYYYYYY

Jaywalker: Well it’s nice to join you guys, Prez and Stew to call the Grand Rampage match with you… and I’d say the spotlight is on RRS in this match tonight, being the first World Champion to ever participate in the Grand Rampage match… and he enters at Number One! I’ve known RRS a long time, and if I’ve learned anything about him over these years, I know that he’s not gonna back down from a number one entry at the Grand Rampage.. I’m SURE he’ll be able to fight through it, and if he’s not able to win it all tonight, my prediction is that he’ll be in this ring quite a while!

Deadprez: Keep in mind that if RRS is indeed able to win this match, he could challenge for the Answers World Championship, or the EAW Championship at Pain For Pride! He could very well be the first man to ever hold two World Championships simultaneously here in EAW… and what an accomplishment that would be!

Stew-O: Speaking of Pain For Pride.. the feeling is just now sinking in! We’re inching closer and closer to EAW’s biggest event! June 25th, guys! I can’t WAIT, as we’re about to kick off this years Grand Rampage match… I’ve sat through many of these matches, guys… and the feeling is STILL surreal! I’m having trouble staying still in my seat!

(Matt Ryder’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: And introducing the second entrant… from Long Island, New York… weighing in at 230 pounds…. He is the Woo-Woo Warrior, MATTTTTT RYYYDERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Deadprez: Well here’s RRS’ first opponent in the Grand Rampage match… with many more to come… nearly the entire roster! That’s what’s so great about the Grand Rampage, anyone can win! Everybody has the chance, and for such a high reward! Matt Ryder and RRS are facing each other in the ring.. and the referee is calling for the bell! Ladies and gentlemen… the 2011 Grand Rampage… WE’RE UNDERWAY!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Jaywalker: RRS and Matt lock up in the center of the ring! Matt brings RRS into a side headlock, and RRS is trying to wrestle him off, throwing him away and into the ropes! Matt’s gonna bounce back, as he is shot back at RRS, and slides head first through the legs of the waiting World Heavyweight Champion, the Rated R Shaman of Sexy! Matt jumps to his feet, and RRS charges at him! BUT MATT HITS RRS WITH A LOW DROPKICK TO THE RIGHT KNEE!!!… RRS collapses, as Matt looks to take advantage, hoping to take one of the favorites to win this thing out of the match early!

Stew-O: RRS is able to push himself up to his feet… but Matt is right back on him, swinging kicks into his right leg, hoping to cause further injury and pain in the knee! Matt heads backward into the ropes, and he ducks under a clothesline from RRS as he bounces back! Matt jumps to the second rope!!! HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND COMES BACK AT RRS WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY!!… Matt is following up with repeated right hands into RRS’ head… but RRS is pushing himself up to his feet! RRS grabs hold of Matt, and sends him into the ropes… Matt comes back at RRS and downs him AGAIN, this time with a clothesline! He has certainly gotten the best of RRS early on as we await our third entrant! RRS gets up quickly after the clothesline, and stumbles back into the corner!

Deadprez: Matt heads over to the corner, and he’s going in with some Shoulder Thrusts, taking the fight to RRS in the corner of the ring! Matt climbs up to the second rope, over RRS in the corner… and he’s gonna rain down punches! Right hands coming in from above, as RRS is pretty much defenseless! He’s cornered and taking on some hot offense from Matt Ryder! Matt jumps down from the second rope… AND RRS GRABS HIM BY THE WAIST!!! RRS LIFTS MATT BY THE WAIST, AND DROPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, AS MATT IS STANDING OUT ON THE APRON!! RRS GOING FOR THE ELIMINATION OF MATT RYDER HERE!!!…. But Matt throws some elbows into the face of RRS, and forces him to back off, as he re-enters the ring!

(A countdown clock is shown, with 10 seconds on it)

Jaywalker: Our third entrant on their way!!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…. BUZZ!!!!)

(Jason Cage’s music hits, as he comes out wearing a “DJ Styles Rocks” T-Shirt)

Stew-O: Jason Cage is our third man into the Rampage!!… And I guess his relationship with DJ Styles has him making his entrance wearing that customized T-Shirt out to the Grand Rampage match! Cage slides into the ring, as RRS hits the ropes, and takes him down with a clothesline immediately!!… Matt Ryder is on the attack now… sending stomps into the fallen Jason Cage, one of EAW’s most aggressive extremists! Jason is forcing his way to his feet… and Matt Ryder is battling him toward the ropes, perhaps looking for a quick elimination here! Matt grabs Jason by the leg, and flips him over the top rope!!… But Jason is able to catch himself on the top rope, and skin the cat, flipping himself back into the ring!

Jaywalker: Matt Ryder must think he eliminated Jason… this guy is asking RRS for a high five!!… And I don’t think RRS wants any part of Matt’s high five right now! He sends a hard right hand into Matt’s jaw, as Jason is back in the ring! Matt stumbles backward… as Jason brings him into his grasp! Jason hits Matt with a Belly To Back Suplex, and Matt has become the punching bag now, as he quickly gets up, and Jason, along with RRS grab him by the arms! AND THEY SEND MATT OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! AND MATT TOPPLES DOWN TO THE FLOOR!! OUR FIRST ELIMINATION!!!

Ring Announcer: Matt Ryder has been eliminated!

Deadprez: Well the dream has just ended for Matt Ryder, there’s always next year! Matt Ryder our first elimination of the 2011 Grand Rampage, so we know Matt Ryder will NOT be headlining Pain 4 Pride! Jason Cage is now on the attack on RRS… as he’s sending right hands at him, and whips him into the corner! Cage charges in at RRS… but RRS comes out of the corner, and connects with a Drop Toe Hold, causing Jason to fall FACE-FIRST into the middle turnbuckle! RRS is back on his feet… as he heads over to the opposite corner, with Jason seated up against the turnbuckles! RRS CHARGES IN AT JASON!! LOOK AT THIS!!! DROPKICK INTO THE SEATED JASON CAGE AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!!! Jason needs to do something to turn this around, as the countdown clock pops back up!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!!)

(Jared Cage’s music hits, as he also comes out wearing a “DJ Styles Rocks’ T-Shirt)

Stew-O: Here’s our fourth entrant… Jared Cage, also wearing that DJ Styles Rocks T-Shirt, just like Jason over here! Jared comes into the ring and goes right to work on RRS!! He’s kicks a kick to RRS gut, and BASHES his skull into the top turnbuckle!!… Jason is getting to his feet… and Jared’s gonna hit the ropes! He bounces back, and TAKES DOWN JASON WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!… RRS charges up to Jared from behind!! And RRS hits him with a Bulldog, that not only brings Jared down, but RRS is also able to hit a legdrop over Jason Cage as he came down with the Bulldog!! Killing two birds with one stone, as we are four entries into the Grand Rampage, three men in the ring… 26 men left to enter the match, and 28 eliminations left to go until we embark on our Road to Pain 4 Pride!!

Jaywalker: Pain For Pride is gonna be great, don’t get me wrong… but keep in mind, this is gonna be the first Pain For Pride without Jaywalker! I’ll be bringing you all Money Commentary, but this legend won’t be in the ring, and that alone takes a bit away from this years Pain For Pride! Jared Cage is getting up to his feet… as RRS is perched, crouching in the corner, as he waits for Jared to get up!! Could he be setting Jared up for the Spear?! HERE IT IS!!! RRS CHARGES AT JARED CAGE!!! SPEAR!!!! SPEARRRRR— JARED COUNTERS?!?! JARED CAGE HOOKS HIS ARM AROUND THE HEAD OF RRS AND COUNTERS THE SPEAR INTO A DDT!!! DDT ON RRS FROM JASON CAGE!!! RRS is down!! And Jared is gonna head over to Jason, and begin to send stomps into his midsection!

Deadprez: Jared puts his two cents-worth into Jason, and heads back over to RRS, the man he’s gotta worry more about at this time, as he brings RRS up into his arms, and onto his shoulders!! He’s gonna try to dump RRS over the top rope, and down to the floor!!! RRS IN DANGER OF ELIMINATION!!! BUT LOOK OUT!!! RRS HOOKS HIS LEGS AROUND THE HEAD OF JARED CAGE, AND BRINGS HIM OUT OF THE RING WITH HIM!!! AND RRS HANGS ONTO THE ROPES, AS HE DUMPS JARED CAGE OUT OF THE RING AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!

Ring Announcer: Jared Cage has been eliminated!

Deadprez: And with that elimination, the countdown clock is back up on the screen! Our first entrant with the advantage of having a weapon in their possession, the 5th entrant, on their way out!!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!!)

(Eric Darkthrone’s music hits, as he comes out holding a Barbed Wire Steel Chair)

Stew-O: Ohhhh man!! Eric Darkthrone is our 5th entrant, and he’s got a Steel Chair along with him! This guy’s already a tough enough challenge WITHOUT a weapon to help him out, but here he is, with that Barbed Wire Steel Chair, ready to raise hell in this match as he joins RRS and Jason Cage in the ring!! With Darkthrone on his way to the ring, RRS sends Jason to the ropes… Jason bounces back, and RRS hits him with a Leaping Corkscrew Roundhouse Kick!! It drops Jason to the canvas, as Darkthrone hits the ring! AND HERE WE GO!!! RRS AND DARKTHRONE, EXCHANGING BLOWS, AS RRS KNOCKS THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR OUT OF ERIC’S HANDS!! THEY’RE THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS AT EACH OTHER NEAR THE CORNER!!! Darkthrone swings himself around, and corners RRS, pummeling him with punches, Knife-Edged Chops… But it’s RRS now!! RRS slides around Darkthrone and he’s the one throwing the strikes now!!

Jaywalker: But here’s Darkthrone!! Battling back at RRS, throwing punches and chops, and brings RRS across the ring into the adjacent corner! Darkthrone grabs hold of RRS, and whips him into the opposite corner… and RRS bounces out!! RRS bounces out, right as Darkthrone ducks his shoulder and hits the World Heavyweight Champion with a Back Body Drop!! RRS is trying to get to his feet… but he’s only at his knees… and Darkthrone opens up on him with those punches again!! As RRS is somehow able to reach his feet!! He’s stunned, as Eric Darkthrone backs into the ropes!!…. BUT AS HE BOUNCES BACK AT THE RATED R SHAMAN, RRS GRABS THAT BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR THAT ERIC BROUGHT INTO THE MATCH, AND CRACKS IT OVER THE SKULL OF ERIC DARKTHRONE!!! CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!! WHAT A SHOT!!! Darkthrone drops to his knees, looking stunned, and glaring at RRS, painfully!

Deadprez: RRS looks to get back on the attack, with Dakrthrone on his knees… BUT ERIC DARKTHRONE HAS ENOUGH IN HIM TO SEND A LOW BLOW INTO RRS!!! Eric Darkthrone gets to his feet, still a bit woozy from that chair shot… and there you see Jason Cage, taking his time in the corner, watching RRS and Darkthrone go at it, a great strategy to conserve energy! And there we see that countdown clock BACK up on the titantron… It’s time for our 6th entrant!!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!!)

(Ready To Fight’s music hits)

Stew-O: Ready To Fight! He is our 6th entrant into the 2011 Grand Rampage… and now we’ve got ourselves only 24 men left to enter this match!!… Ready To Fight hits the ring… and he’s being targeted by Eric Darkthrone immediately… Darkthrone steps up to RTF, and he sends a headbutt into him!! RTF is struggling with Darkthrone, as RRS and Cage are continuing to take time to recover, watching Darkthrone put his talented striking ability into use against RTF!! RTF is fighting back at Darkthrone though, as Jason Cage steps in, and he’s helping RTF out! They’re both sending punches into Eric Darkthrone… and Jason Cage takes on the challenge of Eric Darkthrone on his own, as he sends Darkthrone to the ropes!!! Eric comes back at Jason and hits him with a Big Boot!!… He’s now stomping into Jason… and Jason Cage is trying to roll away from Darkthrone, as RTF and RRS lock up near the ropes!!

Jaywalker: Jason pulls himself up near the ropes… and Eric Darkthrone kicks him in the gut!!… He brings him in!!! JUDGEMENT OF THE GODS!!! THAT HIGH ANGLE, DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER, THE GOD’S JUDGEMENT ON JASON CAGE!!!! AND JASON IS OUT!!!… Darkthrone turns his attention toward RRS and RTF now… as he hits the ropes!!! And he’s gonna come back and SWING A BIG BOOT AT RRS!!!! BUT RRS DUCKS!!!! RRS DUCKS AND DARKTHRONE’S BIG BOOT SMACKS INTO RTF!!! AND IT SENDS RTF OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!! RTF WAS ELIMINATED BY DARKTHRONE’S MISTAKE!!!

Ring Announcer: Ready To Fight has been eliminated!!

Deadprez: Well RTF has just become our third man out!! Meanwhile, RRS grabs Darkthrone and turns him around, but Darkthrone comes back at RRS with a right handed uppercut!! RRS stumbles into the corner, as Darkthrone looks to take advantage of the cornered Shaman of Sexy once again, raising his hand… and HITTING RRS WITH THAT BIG SLAP!!! YOU COULD HEAR THE SOUND OF THAT RADIATING THROUGHOUT SAFECO FIELD!!!… RRS falls into Darkthrone’s arms… as he hits another Uppercut, dropping RRS to the canvas with that one!! Eric Darkthrone outweighs RRS by OVER 100 POUNDS!!! And now he’s stepping on top of him!!! He steps on RRS’ spine, and the 375 pound Eric Darkthrone could snap that spine right in half with his size!!

Stew-O: Jason Cage is trying to get to his feet… as Darkthrone turns his attention to him now!!… He brings Jason up… and knocks him down with a Headbutt that sends Jason stumbling backward into the corner! Darkthrone yanks RRS up to his feet now… as this man is DOMINATING… he whips RRS to the ropes… Darkthrone leans over for a Back Body Drop… but RRS bounces back and SMACKS A KICK TO THE FACE!!! HE SMACKS THAT KICK TO THE FACE OF ERIC DARKTHRONE, LOOKING TO BATTLE HIS WAY BACK INTO THIS MATCH!!! RRS backs off the ropes… and comes back at Darkthrone again!!!… But THIS TIME, Darkthrone is able to catch RRS and bring him up into his arms!! SIDESLAM!!! Sideslam from Eric Darkthrone, putting RRS right back down!!… The near-400 pound Eric Darkthrone drops an elbow over RRS now, as the countdown clock once again appears!!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!!!)

(Mr. DEDEDE’s music hits)

Jaywalker: Uh oh!!! Mr. DEDEDE is the 7th entrant into the Grand Rampage!! And that just makes the lives of each man in this ring THAT MUCH harder, with DEDEDE being a LEGEND in this company.. in this entire business… I’ve had the chance to face him many times before… and I’m telling you guys now, he’s no piece of cake… especially in big-match situations like the Grand Rampage, he performs like NO OTHER!!… DEDEDE enters the ring… and right upon entering… he glares at that Barbed Wire Steel Chair that Eric Darkthrone brought into this match… this guy is the Ultimate Opportunist, as he grabs that weapon!!… AND HE SMACKS THAT BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR INTO DARKTHRONE’S BACK!!! THAT’S THE SECOND TIME THAT ERIC DARKTHRONE’S OWN WEAPON HAS COME BACK TO HURT HIM!!!…

Deadprez: Darkthrone falls to his knees, reaching behind him and grabbing his back in pain, as those blades on the barbed wire pierced into his back, and you can see the blood flow, as he trickles down Eric’s back!… DEDEDE brings Eric Darkthrone to his feet… and he’s gonna hit the ropes!!!… DEDEDE bounces back… and Darkthrone ducks under a clothesline!!! DEDEDE turns around… AND ERIC DARKTHRONE SLAPS HIS HAND AROUND DEDEDE’S THROAT!!!… MR. DEDEDE IN DANGER HERE!!!… BUT HE SENDS A FEW KICKS INTO DARKTHRONE’S GUT… AND ESCAPES THE CHOKESLAM, SLIDING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO EXIT THE RING!!!….

Stew-O: What is DDD doing?… Get back in the ring!!… He’s taking the easy way out, waiting on the outside of the ring to avoid elimination!!… Jason Cage is on his feet in the ring… Darkthrone on a war-path… and Cage hits the ropes!!…. He’s sprinting back at Darkthrone… BUT ERIC DARKTHRONE BRINGS CAGE UP AND INTO HIS GRASP!!! HE’S HOLDING HIM UP HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD!!!…. AND ERIC DARKTHRONE LETS JASON FALL!!! A FREE-FALL DROP FROM ERIC DARKTHRONE!!!… NOBODY IN THE RING RIGHT NOW SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO STOP THIS MAN!!!… NOT JASON, NOT RRS, NOT EVEN MR. DEDEDE, WHO’S STILL WAITING ON THE OUTSIDE!!….

Jaywalker: Jason is able to pull himself up to his feet in the corner… but Darkthrone is still on the attack, using those strikes again, as he sends combinations of lefts and rights into the cornered Jason Cage!!… And now Darkthrone is pressing his boot into the face of Jason!!!… That size 22, 5-E boot into the side of Jason Cage’s face, and Darkthrone’s applying pressure to it! With Darkthrone still dominating… the countdown clock appears on the screen again as we await our next entrant!!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!!)

(Mr. Blood’s music hits)

Deadprez: Our eighth entrant is MISTER BLOOD!!… And THIS MAN can really be the dark horse of the Grand Rampage match tonight! 300 pounds, 7 feet tall… a physique similar to that of Eric Darkthrone’s! And he’s making his way to the ring, stepping over the top rope… and he goes FACE to FACE with Darkthrone!! And what a sight this is to see!! Two men… both of whom over 7 feet tall… BOTH of whom are over 300 pounds… what a picture-perfect moment!!

(Camera fades in as Mr. Blood and Eric Darkthrone stare each other down)

Stew-O: This could’ve been the best thing in the world to happen for Jason Cage and RRS, because it takes Darkthrone’s attention away from them!… And you can’t forget about Mr. DEDEDE, who has taken a chair, and is SEATED right in front of our announce table here at ringside… MR. BLOOD SHOVES DARKTHRONE!! The mood is tense in the ring, as a look of RAGE comes over the face of Darkthrone after that shove!!… AND ERIC DARKTHRONE COMES BACK AT MR. BLOOD WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND, AND THAT ONE KNOCKS MR. BLOOD TO ONE KNEE!!! And now Eric Darkthrone is gonna pull Mr. Blood in!!… THE JUDGEMENT OF THE GODS!!!! DARKTHRONE GOING FOR THE JUDGMENT OF THE GODS ON MR. BLOOD!!!…. BUT MR. BLOOD PUSHES HIMSELF AWAY FROM ERIC DARKTHRONE, AND BRINGS HIM INTO A WAIST LOCK!!….

Jaywalker: Just seeing these two in the ring together at the same time sends shivers down my spine!!… And Darkthrone hammers a Back-Elbow into Blood’s face!!… Blood backs off… but Eric Darkthrone turns around to face Mr. Blood!!!… AND HE CHARGES!!!… BUT BLOOD DUCKS DOWN AND GRABS THE LEG OF ERIC DARKTHRONE AND COUNTERS WITH A FLAPJACK!!! MR. BLOOD JUST LIFTED THE 375 POUND ERIC DARKTHRONE WITH A FLAPJACK AND PUMMELED HIM INTO THE CANVAS!!!… That mighta sent him halfway across the ring! And Blood hits the ropes with Darkthrone on his knees! BASEBALL SLIDE, THAT SENDS DARKTHRONE UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!

Deadprez: That’s not an elimination, though… as Mr. DEDEDE seems to want to jump back into this match, as Darkthrone’s on the outside… opportunistic thinking by Mr. DEDEDE! Mr. Blood turns his attention to RRS now… as he brings him into the corner… and WHIPS him across the ring!! RRS hits the opposite corner HARD, and nearly falls over after hitting those turnbuckles! Mr. DEDEDE comes into the ring, and Blood turns around in time to recognize it!!… He sends a kick into DEDEDE’s gut!! Blood hits the ropes… and comes back, throwing a clothesline into Mr. DEDEDE and sending him down to the canvas!!…

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!!!)

(Kawajai’s music hits)

Stew-O: And here’s our 9th entrant! The FORMER Interwire Champion, Kawajai! Power was able to take it from him earlier tonight, and after losing his rematch clause last week on Showdown, it may be a long time before he’s in contention for that championship again! Mr. DEDEDE and Mr. Blood are locked up in the center of the ring… Jason Cage is still trying to recuperate in the corner, as is Eric Darkthrone on the outside of the ring… and RRS just took a turnbuckle to the face, and he’s trying to fight his way up! Kawajai slides into the ring, as he heads over to Jason Cage…. BUT JASON CAGE STEPS AROUND KAWAJAI, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER!!… Meanwhile, Mr. DEDEDE sends Blood to the ropes! Blood bounces back, and HITS DDD WITH A BIG BOOT!!!…

Jaywalker: Mr. DEDEDE hasn’t been having a very impressive performance thus far… but he hasn’t seen much action either… as Blood downs him with that Big Boot… Jason Cage has Kawajai under control in the corner… trying to eliminate him! We could have a possible elimination here, as Jason Cage is able to drop Kawajai over the top rope! But Kawajai ducks his head and pounds Jason with a Shoulder Thrust through the ropes!… Kawajai re-enters the ring… as DDD is back on his feet… and Mr. Blood swings and misses with a wild right hand!!… DDD turns around… and HE HITS MR. BLOOD WITH A DEDEDE DDT!!! Blood is down thanks to one of DDD’s all-time signature moves… as Mr. DEDEDE gets up and turns around… Right into the INTENSE stare of the Rated R Shaman of Sexy!!!….

(Crowd Cheers at the sight of Mr. DEDEDE and RRS standing off)

Deadprez: These two have a long history between each other… RRS was trained my the one and only Mr. DEDEDE… and here they are, standing face to face in one of the biggest events you can find here in Extreme Answers Wrestling!!…. RRS and DDD shake hands… as they circle around each other in the ring… Kawajai seems to have turned the tables on Jason Cage now, as Jason is seated in the corner taking on right hands from Kawajai… but RRS and DDD is the sight to see right at this moment… as they LOCK UP!!… DDD backs RRS to the ropes… but RRS swings around, and locks DDD’s arm behind his back into a Chicken Wing! Mr. DEDEDE backs off the ropes… and SENDS RRS TO THE CANVAS WITH AN ARMDRAG!! He frees up that arm… and he’s gonna take RRS… and Mr. DEDEDE is calling for the Sharpshooter!!! The Sharpshooter on RRS!!! IT’S LOCKED IN!!!… BUT LOOK OUT!!! ERIC DARKTHRONE IS GETTING BACK INTO THIS MATCH!!! AND HE HAS THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR!!!… HE SWINGS IT AT DDD, BUT MR. DEDEDE ESCAPES FROM THE RING, SLIDING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO AVOID THAT CHAIRSHOT FROM ERIC DARKTHRONE…

Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE looks shocked, as he nearly had his head taken off by Darkthrone with that Barbed Wire Chair! Perhaps Darkthrone was seeking a bit of revenge from when Mr. DEDEDE took that chair to his back earlier in this match!!… But look at this… what’s DDD doing? He reaches under the ring… and he grabs a Steel Chair of his own!!!… Mr. DEDEDE has a Steel Chair of his own!!! AND HE’S SLIDING BACK INTO THE RING, BEHIND DARKTHRONE!!! AND MR. DEDEDE CRACKS ERIC DARKTHRONE OVER THE HEAD WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!… AND NOW MR. DEDEDE BRINGS THAT STEEL CHAIR TOWARD RRS!!!… WHAT’S THIS?!?! DEDEDE SETS THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR UNDERNEATH RRS’ HEAD… CONCHAIRTO!!! DEDEDE WITH THE CONCHAIRTO ON RRS!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! AND THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK IS BACK!!!

(10… 9… 8.. 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!)

(Extreme Enigma’s music hits)

Jaywalker: Here’s EE! The tenth entrant in this match!! And he’s coming in with a Table!!!… He sets that table up on the outside of the ring… and slides in!! EE is in the ring now… and he’s offering his hand to the currently dominating Mr. DEDEDE… He wants to work as a team?… But look at this!! Mr. DEDEDE turns his back on EE!!! And EE turns DDD around!! RIGHT HAND!!! Extreme Enigma is bringing the fight to Mr. DEDEDE now… but DDD sends a kick to the gut of EE… and sends him to the ropes!!… MR. DEDEDE DUCKS OVER, AND SENDS EE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE APRON!!!… But here’s Kawajai!!! And Kawajai seems to want to help out EE!!!… BUT DDD DUCKS HIS SHOULDER, AND DUMPS KAWAJAI ONTO THE APRON TOO!!!… Jason Cage is over here… and he hands one of the steel chairs to DDD… and he’s got the other in HIS HANDS… AND LOOK AT THIS!!! DDD AND JASON BOTH CRACK THE STEEL CHAIRS OVER KAWAJAI AND EE SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!—- WAIT!!!

Deadprez: EE DUCKS UNDER DDD’S CHAIR SHOT!!! JASON HITS KAWAJAI, AND IT SENDS HIM OFF THE APRON, FALLING THROUGH THAT TABLE THAT EE SET UP AT RINGSIDE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!! EE sends a Shoulder Thrust at DDD, and re-enters the ring!!!… And we’ve got that countdown clock back on… our 11th entrant on their way!!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZZZ!!!)

(Devan Dubian’s music hits)

Deadprez: And Dubian sprints to the ring as he immediately heads to the top rope! RRS is up to his feet as Dubian LEAPS from the top rope and connects a Diving Crossbody! What a way to enter the Grand Rampage as Dubian quickly gets up and he’s sizing up Jason Cage! Devan is sending overhand punches into Jason, as he heads off the ropes and baseball slides under Jason Cage’s legs as be rebounds back!

Jaywalker: Dubian springs to his feet and he connects an Inverted DDT, driving Jason’s head to the canvas! Dubian is now delivering stomps into Jason Cage now.. as Jason is slowly getting up to his feet. He is up, as Devan heads off the ropes AGAIN! And he’s sprinting back toward Jason Cage! But Jason leans over and lifts Dubian with a Back Body Drop as Devan Dubian flies over the top rope and down to ringside!

Stew-O: Jason Cage eliminates Dubian! That had to be a bit of tough luck for Dubian there… This was a learning experience for Dubian in his first GR, and Jason Cage just capitalized on his mistake!

Ring Announcer: Devan Dubian has been eliminated!

Deadprez: Dubian becomes the next elimination tonight, with a bunch more to go before we have ourselves a winner! Extreme Enigma is positioned on top of DEDEDE, raining down punches as Darkthrone has Jason in the corner, trying to lift him up but Jason won’t let it happen as he holds onto the ropes! DDD is back to working on EE as he LIFTS HIM UP AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP!! EE IS GONE NOW! No wait! EE holds onto the top rope before he touches the floor! And he rolls back into the ring as DDD seems SHOCKED! And I am too! DDD plants his boot into EEs throat as he lays on the canvas.. and Jason is fighting back against Darkthrone, sending multiple kicks into his gut!

Jaywalker: And EE heads off the ropes.. as he springs back and hits a chop block into DDD’s leg! And another one to the back of his leg this time! The clock is back up now as the Rampage continues, we’re about to gain our next entrant!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!!)

(Apollo Calix’s music hits)

Stew-O: Jason is now working on RRS in the corner as EE and Eric Darkthrone are both stomping into the fallen DEDEDE… EE leaves DDD alone as he heads over to Apollo just as he slides into the ring! Apollo quickly sends a kick into EE’s gut and pushes him into the corner and hits him with a powerful turnbuckle clothesline! And now he’s unleashing stomps into his midsection!

Deadprez: Apollo successfully downs EE to the canvas, but he’s continuing to send those vicious stomps into him.. and he presses the sole of his boot right into EE’s throat! He’s cutting off EE’s airways, and that’s gonna be some big trouble for him unless he can get out of this! Apollo shows some mercy here as he lets up on EE and heads to the other side of the ring where RRS and Darkthrone have Jason Cage in the corner!

Jaywalker: And Apollo brings RRS in as he heads off the ropes… AND APOLLO EXECUTES A RUNNING CUTTER ON RRS! Jason Cage is mounting some offense on Darkthrone, but Eric quickly puts a halt to that as he pushes Jason back into the corner and hits him with a running SPEAR while he’s in the corner! That must have rattled Jason’s spine with his back being rammed right up against those hard metal turnbuckles!

Stew-O: But Apollo crashes Eric Darkthrone’s party, showing on fear as he sends a right hand into his jaw! But Darkthrone knocks Apollo away with a hard knee into his ribs! DEDEDE attacks Darkthrone with a Double Axe Handle from behind and knocks him off balance! DDD has Eric up against the ropes and grabs hold of his legs as he’s trying to tip him over the rope and down to the floor! But Darkthrone is resisting and all extremists are up in the ring, our next entrant is on his way out!!!…

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!)

(Robbie V’s music hits)

Deadprez: ROBBIE V!!!! He’s the next entrant, lucky number 13!! And while Robbie was making his way to the ring, Apollo was charging at EE as he was recuperating near the ropes.. but EE pulled the top rope down as Apollo went FLYING over it and crashed into the barricade outside the ring! Apollo was eliminated!! Robbie slides into the ring as Jason Cage is on his knees, struggling to get back to his feet as Robbie sees the opportunity and heads off the ropes! CONCUSSION!!! ROBBIE OPENS HIS TIME IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH WITH A BANG, AS HE HITS THE CONSUSSION ON JASON CAGE WHILE HE WAS ONLY ON HIS KNEES!!!!!

Jaywalker: Good way to make a strong entrance into the Rampage as Mr. DEDEDE sends a kick into Robbie’s gut.. and brings him in! And DDD PLANTS HIM WITH THE EDGE-O-MATIC!! THAT IS CLASSIC MR. DEDEDE! And EE is sprinting toward DDD as he’s looking for a Running Bulldog! But DDD catches him, and plants him down with a Powerslam!

Stew-O: And now Eric Darkthrone charges toward Mr. DEDEDE after that powerslam– SPEAR!! DEDEDE RUNS RIGHT BACK AT ERIC DARKTHRONE WITH NO HOLDING BACK AND CONNECTS PERFECTLY WITH THAT THUNDEROUS SPEAR!! AND DEDEDE IS THE LONE WOLF RIGHT NOW, EVERYONE ELSE IS DOWN! Mr. Blood is slowly getting to his feet… and DEDEDE glares at him!! He’s using the ropes… but DEDEDE CHARGES!!! AND CLOTHESLINES HIM OUT OF THE RING!!! BLOOD TOPPLES TO THE FLOOR!!!!

Ring Announcer: Mr. Blood has been eliminated!

Stew: DEDEDE lifts RRS up to his feet.. and throws a European Uppercut into his jaw as RRS falls into the corner… and the countdown clock is back on!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!!!)

(Alejandro Ariel’s music hits)

Deadprez: But… But look at this!!! Ariel comes out onto the stage… but it’s FLASHBACK!!! FLASHBACK RUNS OUT HERE, AND DELIVERS A SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT TO THE BACK OF ARIEL’S SKULL!!!… He’s dressed up as MASTERS!!!… I don’t think dressing up as Masters, the first ever GR winner is gonna do Flashback any good… but he’s heading to the ring… It looks like he’s taking Ariel’s spot in the Grand Rampage match!!!….

Jaywalker: But… but look out!!!! LOOK OUT FLASHY!!! JOHN ALLOY IS COMING OUT, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S NOT GONNA WAIT FOR HIS ENTRANCE, JOHN ALLOY IS THE NUMBER 15 ENTRANT, AND HE’S GOT HIS TITANIUM BASEBALL BAT!!! FLASHBACK SLIDES INTO THE RING, AND ALLOY IS IN RIGHT ALONG WITH HIM!!! AND ALLOY TURNS FLASHBACK AROUND… THE MASTERS DISGUISE ISN’T GONNA HELP!!! ALLOY TURNS FLASHBACK AROUND, AND HE BASHES HIS SKULL WITH THAT BAT, AND FLASHBACK TOPPLES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO RINGSIDE!!!… BUT WATCH OUT FOR EXTREME ENIGMA, COMING AT ALLOY!!!

Ring Announcer: Flashback has been eliminated!!!…

Stew: Extreme Enigma quickly with a shot to the back of Alloy’s head! All of these men are still going at it and I believe that marked our seventh elimination of the night, Jason Cage now taking it to Robbie V in the corner! He’s unloading on him with multiple knife-edge chops! But Robbie blocks the last one– He counters with a hard right hand to the jaw of Jason! Jason back-pedals into the ring as– ROBBIE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! HE CONNECTS WITH A BEAUTIFUL HEEL KICK ON JASON CAGE!! Seven men out, seven men in this ring and we’ve got another fifteen to go as Enigma’s looking to eliminate John Alloy! Alloy’s doing everything he can to hold on! RRS and Eric Darkthrone are going at it as Mr.DEDEDE watches all of the brawls from a safe distance in the corner, that’s a cowardly move if you ask me!
Jaywalker: What the hell are you talking about, Stew? That’s a GREAT strategy by DEDEDE, he’s making sure that no one is able to eliminate him, very simple. Wait– ENIGMA’S GOT THAT TITANTIUM BAT OF ALLOY’S! ALLOY IS STILL ON THE APRON AS ENIGMA CHARGES FOR HIM! But Alloy’s able to stop Enigma in his tracks with a headbutt straight to the gut! And now a HARD forearm to the face of Enigma! He backs up into the ring– ALLOY’S CLIMBING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Not the smartest move, Alloy, you’ve got a good chance of being caught! HE LEAPS!! FLYING CROSSBODY!! NO! ENIGMA WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BODY OF JOHN ALLOY IN MID-AIR!!! Meanwhile, RRS catches Eric Darkthrone with a nice back body drop!

DP: RRS WITH A SPINEBUSTER ON ERIC!! RRS is feeling the momentum shift, he’s about ready to take Eric down for good! RRS makes his way over to corner of the ring.. HE LEAPS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! WAIT! MR.DEDEDE CHARGES IN FROM THE OTHER CORNER!! LOOK OUT! BUT RRS LANDS A SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT BEHIND DEDEDE! HE TURNS AROUND! RRS WITH AN EZURGURI ON MR.DEDEDE!!! Eric Darkthrone is back to his feet now and makes his way over to Alloy, looking to help Enigma!..

10….. 9….. 8…. 7….. 6….. 5…. 4…. 3….. 2….. 1…. (BUZZ!!)

(Chris Hessian’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

Stew: We’ve got our _#16 entrant right here, the young Chris Hessian! Chris leaps to the apron and leaps STRAIGHT to the top rope! CHRIS HESSIAN WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE ON ROBBIE V!! Robbie quickly gets back to his feet but he’s caught by Chris with a hip toss! AND A LEGDROP CONNECTS ON ROBBIE! Chris gets back to his feet as RRS grabs a hold of him– But Chris quickly escapes RRS’ grip, wrenching the arm of RRS! CHRIS CONNECTS WITH A HOOK KICK ON RRS! DDD wants some of Hessian now! But Hessian ducks under a right hand of DDD! HESSIAN TAKES DDD DOWN WITH A HARD LARIAT!!

Jaywalker: This guy is showing off quite a bit of momentum here! Enigma and Eric Darkthrone now have a hold on John Alloy! They whip him into Chris Hessian! HE TAKES ALLOY DOWN WITH A HARD DROPKICK!! But both Enigma and Darkthrone leap on Hessian like a pack of hungry wolves as he gets up! They pull him in.. HE’S UP! DOUBLE-TEAM SUPLEX CONNECTS! Both men are getting back to their feet now as it seems Mr.DEDEDE has rolled to the outside to recover..

DP: Darkthrone picks up the titanium bat as Alloy climbs back to his feet using those ropes.. DARKTHRONE SWINGS THE BACK STRAIGHT INTO THE SPINE OF ALLOY!! Alloy writhes in pain– BUT ENIGMA QUICKLY PULLS HIM IN!! TWIST OF FATE!!!! Alloy is officially down and OUT! Both Enigma and Darkthrone pull Alloy to his feet as Hessian and Jason Cage go at it in the corner.. EE AND DARKTHRONE SEND ALLOY OVER THE ROPES!! HE’S OUTTA HERE! NO! WAIT! He’s hanging onto the top rope as an unsuspecting EE and ED celebrate! WAIT– EE GRABS A HOLD OF ED!! HE SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

Announcer: Eric Darkthrone has been eliminated!!….

Stew: Can you BELIEVE that?! ED looks shocked, but EE signals that it’s every man for himself as John Alloy skins the cat to get back into the ring!

10….. 9….. 8….. 7…. 6…. 5…. 4…. 3…. 2…. 1…. (BUZZ!!)

(The Messiah’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

Stew: Darkthrone may be out, but Enigma’s still got The Messiah out here as back-up! ALLOY WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF ENIGMA’S HEAD! Alloy takes EE down with a russian legsweep! RRS and Robbie V double-team on Chris Hessian in the corner as Messiah enters the ring! Alloy’s pulling EE to his feet.. BUT MESSIAH WITH A DROPKICK INTO ALLOY! Alloy drops down to the canvas and is sent rolling to the outside of the ring, but he is NOT eliminated! In fact, DEDEDE is still out there “recuperating”..

Jaywalker: That’s right, he needs his energy! Messiah follows Alloy outside, rolling under the ropes! He grabs a hold of Alloy and DRIVES HIS HEAD STRAIGHT INTO THE SHOWDOWN ANNOUNCE TABLE! EE follows both men outside, through the ropes as Messiah and Alloy battle over near the remains of the Voltage announce table! Jason Cage inside the ring has Chris Hessian locked around the waist!! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! Jason’s nowhere near finished as he pulls Hessian to his feet.. SECOND GERMAN– HESSIAN COUNTERS WITH AN ELBOW TO THE JAW OF JASON! He connects with a roundhouse to the face of Jason!!

DP: But still here on the outside, all three of these men battle! Alloy has been outnumbered since making his way out here! MESSIAH AND EE WHIP ALLOY HARD INTO THE SHOWDOWN ANNOUNCE TABLE! EE is telling Messiah to search under the ring now.. EE grabs a hold of Alloy.. ONCE AGAIN IRISH WHIPPING HIM, THIS TIME INTO THE BARRICADE ON THE OUTSIDE! DEDEDE is back in the ring it seems, looking for the right moment to strike as Jason Cage and Chris Hessian brawl! HESSIAN WITH A SPIKE DDT ON JASON CAGE!! He may have Jason right where he wants him! Hessian climbs up, but Jason is getting up as well! HE’S GOT HESSIAN! JASON SENDS HESSIAN PLUMMETING ONTO THE CANVAS! Jason sees an opportunity to fly this time as he climbs to the top turnbuckle! WE KNOW WHAT HE’S LOOKING FOR! FLYING HEADBUT!! BUT HESSIAN GETS TO HIS FEET, CLIMBING UP WITH JASON! BOTH MEN ARE BRAWLING!

Stew: BUT DEDEDE FROM BEHIND!! HE CHARGES! DEDEDE SENDS BOTH JASON CAGE AND HESSIAN OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE!! WAIT– JASON CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE APRON AS HESSIAN DROPS TO THE FLOOR!

Announcer: Chris Hessian has been eliminated!!….

10… 9….. 8….. 7…..6…. 5…. 4…. 3…. 2….. 1…. (BUZZ!!)

(Mr.Smythers’ music hits as he runs out to the ring)

Jaywalker: Mr.Smythers has just entered this Grand Rampage match as.. My God, as Messiah pulls out a damn LADDER!! That thing is HUGE! Messiah navigates his way over to Enigma and Alloy as Enigma begins to stomp a mudhole into Alloy! Mr.Smythers enters the ring and IMMEDIATELY takes Mr.DEDEDE down with a hard clothesline! Robbie V and Jason Cage are at it again in the corner.. RRS now joins as both members of Sex N’ Violence double-team Jason Cage!

DP: Messiah’s setting up that ladder! This can ONLY end badly for someone! EE searches under the ring now, looking for a second weapon of torture it seems.. And he pulls out a table! EE sets up the table as Smythers now has DEDEDE on the ropes! HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR AN ELIMINATION! But DDD is fighting him off! DDD with a HARD kick to the gut of Smythers! Smythers back-pedals into the middle of the ring.. DDD CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR HIM!! SMYTHERS COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP, SENDING DDD PLUMMETING HARD TO THE CANVAS!! SNV connects with a double-team suplex on Jason Cage!!

Stew: EE has full control over Alloy it seems as he places him on that table, Messiah is climbing that ladder!! EE holds Alloy down as Messiah gets ready to leap! THIS IS BAD!! But Alloy breaks free! Alloy is now fighting back with EE as Messiah watches helplessly from on top of that ladder, now would NOT be a good time to jump! Meanwhile, Smythers is now helping out Jason Cage with Robbie and RRS as all four men brawl! SMYTHERS WITH A SPINEBUSTER ON RRS!!

10…. 9…. 8….. 7…. 6…. 5…. 4…. 3…. 2….. 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(George Copeland’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

Jaywalker: And our 19th entrant, George Copeland makes his way down to the ring, GC is about to find out if the Grand Rampage is TRULY his destiny! GC slides into the ring as Smythers and Jason Cage now take advantage of RRS and Robbie V! WE COULD BE SEEING A DOUBLE ELIMINATION RIGHT NOW! GC JOINS IN TO HELP JASON ELIMINATE ROBBIE!! ROBBIE’S ABOUT TO FALL, THIS COULD BE IT!! But he’s fighting out of it! ROBBIE WITH A HARD KICK TO THE SKULL OF Jason! GC backs up as Robbie gets back to his feet and he NAILS Smythers in the back of the head with a heel kick!

DP: It’s still utter chaos here on the outside as Messiah is still stuck up on that ladder not knowing what to do as Enigma and Alloy fight it out from below! Alloy catches EE with a kick to the gut! HE’S PULLING HIM IN!! WHAT’S HE LOOKING FOR?! But it seems we WON’T find out as EE nails Alloy with a lowblow! HE NOW PULLS IN ALLOY!! TWIST OF FATE RIGHT HERE ON THE FLOOR!! NO! Alloy forces EE off into the barricade! HE CLOTHESLINES EE OVER THE BARRICADE!! Alloy realizes that he’s got to take advantage while Messiah is stuck up there on that ladder! Messiah has no clue what to do, it’s a big drop no matter WHERE he goes! DEDEDE re-enters the ring from the outside after recuperating again..

Stew: Alloy grabs the ladder! AND PUSHES IT OVER!! MESSIAH IS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE RING!! BUT MESSIAH ROLLS PERFECTLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Messiah showing off quite a bit of athleticism with the move– FROM BEHIND!! DEDEDE SENDS MESSIAH STRAIGHT OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE OUT OF NOWHERE!!

Announcer: The Messiah has been eliminated!!….

Jaywalker: DEDEDE is proving right now that his strategy is DEFINITELY working! John Alloy is still here outside, he’s grabbing that ladder.. And places it like a table itself, one end on the canvas of the ring, the other end on the barricade!

10…. 9….. 8….. 7…. 6…. 5…. 4….. 3…… 2….. 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(Power’s music hits as he runs out to the ring with a steel chair)

DP: OOOH YES! Things are about to pick up! The NEW InterWire Champion makes his way down to the ring and it looks as though all eyes are on HIM as DDD, Robbie, RRS, Smythers, and GC all look his way! Power enters the ring and each man lines up to take him down! POWER QUICKLY DROPS THE CHAIR AND TAKES ROBBIE DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! HE TAKES RRS DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! HE TAKES SMYTHERS AND GC DOWN WITH A DOUBLE-CLOTHESLINE!! DEDEDE is the only one left it seems as he stares down with Power! HE CHARGES! But stops himself before running into him– HE SWINGS A FOOT STRAIGHT INTO THE GROIN OF POWER!!

Stew: Well that’s ONE way to stop Power dead in his tracks.. DDD CHARGES AGAIN!! SPEAR!!!! NO! POWER MANAGES TO COUNTER IT WITH A SPINEBUSTER!! DDD is taken down HARD on the canvas! Power quickly grabs a hold of DDD, pulling him to his feet.. HE SENDS HIM INTO THE ROPES, LOOKING TO SEND HIM COMPLETELY OUT! Power is looking to eliminate the EAW Hall of Famer! DDD is attempting to fight him off, but Power may be too much for him! This man has went through a LADDER match already tonight, you’d think he’d be somewhat out of energy by now!

Jaywalker: Well he must’ve taken his pills again because he’s raging against DDD! But Smythers from behind with a hard forearm to the back of Power’s head, causing him to lose his grip on DDD! Smythers picks Power up from behind! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX CONNECTS!!

10….. 9….. 8….. 7…… 6….. 5….. 4…. 3….. 2….. 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(Ross Shackleford’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: And here comes the englishman, Ross Shackleford to the ring as the 21st entrant of this match up! But it looks like the action is back on John Alloy and Extreme Enigma on the outside! Alloy seems to have control of EE, rolling him into the ring, it looks as though he’s gonna go for an elimination! Ross Shackleford, sliding into the ring, immediately goes after Power, up against the ropes by Mr.Smythers! Both men are double-teaming the InterWire Champion as Alloy enters the ring! EE is quickly to his knees, BEGGING for Alloy to have mercy?

Stew: I don’t buy it for one second! BUT ROBBIE V NAILS ALLOY WITH A SHOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Alloy seems to have momentarily taken Alloy’s focus off of EE as Robbie looks to send him to the outside right here, right now! HE’S ALMOST OUT! Alloy’s fighting back, but Robbie refuses to give up! RRS now grabs a hold of Mr.DEDEDE! He whips him hard into the corner of the ring, looking to take advantage! RRS connects with a shoulder thrust straight into the gut of DEDEDE!

Jaywalker: Power is still public enemy number one to the rest of the extremists in the ring as Smythers, Ross Shackleford, and George Copeland look to send him over the ropes and to the outside! But Power isn’t giving up very easily, he’s looking to fight them off, but they may be too much for him! POWER WITH A HARD ELBOW TO THE JAW OF ROSS!! Power, with SHEER strength, pushes George Copeland and Smythers out of his way! HE CHARGES!! SPEAR!!! MY GOD, POWER DAMN NEAR BROKE ROSS SHACKLEFORD IN HALF WITH A SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE!!

10…. 9….. 8….. 7…. 6….. 5….. 4….. 3….. 2….. 1…. (BUZZ!!)

(Alex Anderson’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: The number one contender for the New Breed Championship makes his way to the ring as Power continues his attack on Ross Shackleford! All of these men have been in the ring for quite some time, the Rated R Shaman of Sexy being in the longest at number one followed by Jason Cage! AA quickly enters the ring, immediately going after Power, looking to eliminate the biggest man in this match up! It seems Mr.DEDEDE has escaped once again, having rolled to the outside in order to “recuperate” looking on at the brawl..

Stew: Power is taking full advantage on Ross Shackleford at this point, attempting to ignore Alex Anderson on the attack, nailing him with shots from behind.. Power pulls Ross to his feet, Smythers makes his way over to Power now– HE NAILS POWER WITH A HARD TOE KICK TO THE GUT! Ross grabs a hold of Smythers now, looking to ELIMINATE HIM!! But Smythers is quick to get on the defense, fighting back! POWER CHARGES INTO BOTH MEN FROM BEHIND! Both men are sent into the ropes! Ross isn’t giving up on his attempt to eliminate Smythers from this match up as Power looks to eliminate Ross! AA is still looking for a fight with Power!

Jaywalker: AA CHARGES!! HE NAILS POWER IN THE BACK WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM!! ROSS SENDS SMYTHERS OVER THE ROPES, AS POWER SENDS ROSS OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE AS WELL!! Both it looks as though neither of these men are going to the main event of Pain For Pride!

Announcer: Mr.Smythers and Ross Shackleford have been eliminated!….

10….. 9…. 8….. 7….. 6…. 5…. 4…. 3…. 2…. 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(DJ Styles’ music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: This young man from Voltage makes his way out to the ring, though his partner has long since been eliminated from this match.. He slides into the ring.. And goes straight after Jason Cage! It looks as though this man is on direct order from StarrStan to take him out of this match! Power is damaged after that attack by Alex Anderson! Alex looks to take advantage! HE PULLS POWER IN! CAN HE DO IT?! TWIST OF FATE!! NO! POWER FORCES ALEX OFF!

Stew: Alex is sent colliding with George Copeland! Both men immediately begin to brawl as a furious Power looks to go after EITHER or BOTH of these men!! HE CHARGES!! ALEX MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! POWER GRABS A HOLD OF GEORGE COPELAND!! HE’S GOT HIM UP OVER HIS HEAD!! WHAT’S HE LOOKING FOR?! THIS IS NO GOOD PLACE TO BE FOR GEORGE COPELAND!! POWER’S LOOKING AT THAT TABLE SET UP ON THE OUTSIDE EARLIER BY EE! HE SENDS GEORGE COPELAND OUT OF THE RING AND STRAIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!

Announcer: George Copeland has been eliminated!!….

Jaywalker: DAMN! There’s no coming back from that, but it looks as though tonight just wasn’t
George Copeland’s night for his destiny!

10….. 9…… 8…… 7…… 6….. 5…. 4… 3….. 2…. 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(Superior Quality 85’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: And here comes the New Breed Champion as our 24th entrant into this match! He’s looking good and just might be going to Pain For Pride’s main event if he plays his cards right as he enters the ring! Alex Anderson immediately takes notice, charging straight for him! But SQ takes him down with a HARD right hand! SQ quickly grabs a hold of RRS. And DROPS HIM WITH A SPIKE DDT!! SQ gets back to his feet, looking for his next victim as Power gets RIGHT in his way!

Stew: SQ quickly begins unloading on Power, throwing lefts and rights all over the place as the damage takes a toll on the big man, back-pedaling him into the ropes! SQ grabs a hold of Power and whips him into the opposite ropes.. Power coming off the ropes, SQ looks to follow up.. SQ connects with an inverted atomic drop on power! BACK BODY DROP ON POWER NOW!! Superior Quality 85 showing GREAT strength upon the InterWire Champion! Jason Cage now battles with Mr.DEDEDE in the corner of the ring, nailing him chop after chop! RRS and Robbie look to take advantage of Extreme Enigma in the opposite corner as John Alloy waits to strike in a corner of his own..

Jaywalker: Wait– Enigma is fighting back against both Robbie and RRS now! EE with a shot to the jaw of Robbie! But RRS quickly nails EE with a knee to the gut! DJ Styles joins in now with multiple shots of his own! John Alloy looks as though he sees something.. HE CHARGES! ALLOY WITH THE IRON SPLASH ONTO ALL FOUR MEN IN THE CORNER!!! I’ve never seen anything like that!!

10…. 9…… 8…… 7….. 6…… 5….. 4….. 3….. 2….. 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(Kendra Shamez’ music hits as she runs out to the ring with a lead pipe)

DP: Oh yeah! This is history in the making, the Grand Rampage’s first EVER Vixen and who
better to fill that spot than Kendra Shamez?! Kendra hesitates before entering the ring, possibly looking for a good opportunity to make her move, she’s a sly one and definitely proved that earlier tonight by revealing herself to have been Medusa all along!

Stew: You’re right, Prez, and Kendra, if she makes the right decisions, could end up with not only a Vixens Title shot, but a WORLD Title shot at Pain For Pride! It looks as though Kendra’s gonna remain on the outside here for a while as John Alloy looks to follow up on DJ Styles! NECKBREAKER CONNECTS ON DJ! No! DJ quickly counters it, turning Alloy around and nailing him with a shot to the gut! HE PULLS JOHN ALLOY IN!! HE’S SETTING HIM UP NOW!! STYLES CLASH CONNECTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!

Jaywalker: I think Kendra sees a spot to join the brawl! Wait, she decides to back off from the apron as Power continues to fight with Superior Quality 85! Mr.DEDEDE looks to have rolled to the outside of the ring again as Alex Anderson looks to work on Robbie V.. AA WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON ROBBIE!! But Robbie quickly fights out of it, nailing AA with a hard shot to the head! AA back-pedals but quickly swings for Robbie with a kick to the gut! Robbie catches the foot of Alex! WINDMILL KICK CONNECTS ON ALEX!!

10….. 9….. 8…… 7….. 6….. 5….. 4…… 3….. 2….. 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(Scott Diamond’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: Scott Diamond now making his way down to the ring, the first man from Showdown to qualify for this Grand Rampage match as he.. Wait, he stops at the ring, looking over at Kendra Shamez.. Scott Diamond begins following Kendra as she begins to run away from him around the ring!! Alex Anderson is now looking to get in on the action with Superior Quality 85 and Power, but both men quickly take him down with a hard double-team clothesline! SQ manages to catch Power off-guard with a shot to the back of the head! BUT POWER FIRES BACK WITH A HARD
RIGHT HAND!

Stew: POWER PULLS IN SQ85!! HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR A POWERBOMB!! But SQ manages to nail Power with a lowblow!! He gets to his feet, pulling in Power! HE’S GOT HIM UP!! QUALITY DRIVER– NO!! ALEX ANDERSON WITH A SHOT TO THE SPINE OF SQ WITH POWER’S STEEL CHAIR!! Mr.DEDEDE, like a snake, slides back into the ring undetected as Alex looks to follow up! AA WITH A DIRECT SHOT TO THE FACE OF SUPERIOR QUALITY!! HE DROPS THE CHAIR AND SENDS SQ OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!

Jaywalker: Superior Quality can’t believe it!!

Announcer: Superior Quality 85 has been eliminated!!….

10….. 9…. 8….. 7… 6…. 5….. 4…. 3….. 2….. 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(Siberian Wolverine’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: Siberian Wolverine makes his way out here now as Alex Anderson looks on at Superior Quality 85 with a big smile on his face, signaling that he wants that New Breed Championship! BUT DEDEDE GRABS A HOLD OF ALEX FROM BEHIND!! HE SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE NEXT TO SUPERIOR QUALITY!!

Announcer:: Alex Anderson has been eliminated!!….

Stew: DJ Styles is now brawling with Jason Cage in the ring as RRS nails DDD with a hard shot to the back of the head! HE’S LOOKING TO SEND HIM OVER THE ROPES!! But DDD thankfully fights him off, now going after RRS as Kendra Shamez continues running away from Scott Diamond on the outside! Scott is OBSESSED with this woman, I swear! He seems to want to FORCE her to compete in this match! Wait, Kendra stops, wielding her lead pipe, threatening to hit him!

Jaywalker: KENDRA THROWS THE PIPE AT SCOTT!! But it misses as a panicking Kendra Shamez slides into the ring! Soctt immediately follows after her!

10….. 9….. 8….. 7…. 6…. 5….. 4…. 3…. 2…… 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(Eddie Mack’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: Well despite STEALING his spot into the Grand Rampage, Eddie Mack is here nonetheless and ready to compete! Scott CHASES AFTER KENDRA! But wait! He’s stopped in his tracks by Power, who Kendra hides behind! Both of these men look like they want to tear each other apart! POWER CHARGES!! Both men are sent straight into the ropes, both brawling against them as Kendra looks on! Power looks to be seconds from eliminating Scott!! But Scott is fighting back!

Stew: Scott looks to be sending Power tipping now!! Both men are close to eliminating each other! WAIT! KENDRA IN FROM BEHIND!! SHE FLIPS BOTH POWER AND SCOTT DIAMOND OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!! SHE ELIMINATED THEM!!

Announcer: Scott Diamond and Power have been eliminated!!….

Jaywalker: Eddie Mack enters this ring– HE NAILS JOHN ALLOY WITH A BIG BOOT!! DJ charges for him! But He’s caught with a boot from Eddie as well! Eddie looks to be taking control of this match!

10….. 9…… 8….. 7….. 6…. 5….. 4…. 3….. 2…. 1…. (BUZZ!!)

(Storm Lightning’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: Eddie Mack continues the momentum in the ring as this man, Storm Lightning makes his way to the ring! EDDIE NAILS SIBERIAN WOLVERIN WITH A HARD BIG BOOT! He’s got him up on the ropes! EDDIE CHARGES!! But SW SENDS EDDIE OVER THE ROPES! No! Eddie lands on the apron! SW realizes that as he charges straight for him! BUT EDDIE PULLS THE TOP ROPE DOWN, SENDING SW OUT OF THE RING AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!

Announcer: Siberian Wolverine has been eliminated!!….

Stew: Storm Lightning quickly goes after Eddie who’s back in the ring now, all of these men continue their brawl, with RRS and Robbie V back together double-teaming John Alloy! Extreme Enigma and DJ Styles are going at it as well, EE unloading on DJ with multiple lefts and rights!

Jaywalker: Storm catches Eddie with a neckbreaker! DEDEDE is looking to take advantage of Jason Cage now, HE’S LOOKING TO ELIMINATE HIM RIGHT HERE AND NOW! Kendra attempts to help DEDEDE with Jason as the time begins ticking for our final entrant!

10….. 9….. 8….. 7….. 6….. 5…. 4…. 3…. 2….. 1…. (BUZZ!!)

(StarrStan’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: Well look who it is! The man who was number ONE in last year’s Grand Rampage is no number 30! StarrStan quickly enters the ring and now ONE of these men and woman have a shot at headlining Pain For Pride! Starr sees Jason Cage, but he quickly turns Kendra Shamez around! SHE SWINGS AT HIM! STARR GRABS A HOLD OF KENDRA BY THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND SENDS HER OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!

Announcer: Kendra Shamez has been eliminated!!….

Stew: StarrStan eliminates the first and probably only Vixen in Grand Rampage match history as he looks to go for Jason Cage now! But he’s caught off-guard by Storm Lightning with a shot to the face! Storm backs him up into the corner of the ring! Storm is UNLOADING ON STARR! Starr falls more and more into the corner! LIGHTNING IS STOPPING A MUDHOLE INTO STARRSTAN!! Lightning pulls Starr back to his feet, HE’S LOOKING FOR AN ELIMINATION!!

Jaywalker: But Starr NAILS Lightning with an elbow to the jaw! Lightning backs up, but quickly regains himself.. HE CHARGES FOR STARR!! STARR SENDS LIGHTNING OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!!

Announcer: Storm Lightning has been eliminated!!….

DP: Storm is OUTTA here! John Alloy quickly nails Starr with a shot to the gut as Eddie Mack goes on the attack for Jason Cage across the ring! Meanwhile, Extreme Enigma goes at it with Robbie V as DJ Styles goes at it with RRS! DEDEDE is backed up in a corner, waiting for his moment to strike it seems as Eddie Mack has Jason Cage backed up in a corner as well.. Eddie backs up.. HE CHARGES!! EDDIE NAILS JASON WITH A BOOT STRAIGHT TO THE FACE!!! Jason may be out of this for good right here, he’s been in this match for a long time! EDDIE LOOKS TO SEND HIM OVER! JASON ESCAPES EDDIE’S GRASP! HE SENDS EDDIE OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE OUT OF NOWHERE!!

Announcer: Eddie Mack has been eliminated!!…

Stew: DJ Styles immediately nails Jason Cage with a shot to the back of the head before he can turn around! He’s looking to get him out of here before Starr can reach him, he wants to get the job done! BUT JASON ATTEMPTS TO SEND DJ OVER AS WELL! DJ stops himself, NAILING Jason with a kick to the gut! HE PULLS JASON IN!! HE’S SETTING HIM UP!! STYLES CLASH!!!! But Jason’s fighting out of it! DJ’s still looking for it! BUT JASON PICKS UP DJ ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! HE SENDS DJ OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE, DJ STYLES IS ELIMINATED!!

Announcer: DJ Styles has been eliminated!!….

Jaywalker: It seems RRS is by himself now as Robbie V and Extreme Enigma continue to brawl in the corner of the ring.. Alloy continues to unload on Starr in the corner! He’s got him damaged enough, Alloy backs up.. ALLOY CHARGES!! IRON SPLASH!! BUT STARR MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! ALLOY NAILS THE TURNBUCKLE!! RRS SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPES!! SPRINBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK CONNECTS WITH THE FACE OF ALLOY, SENDING HIM TOPPLING OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!

Announcer: John Alloy has been eliminated!!…

DP: A huge darkhorse in this match up has just been eliminated! StarrStan, already beaten and battered sees a much more damaged Jason Cage across the ring.. Starr makes a b-line straight for him! HE TURNS HIM AROUND!! HE’S GOT HIM UP!! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! But Jason escapes! He lands on his feet behind Starr! JASON– HE SENDS STARR OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!

Jaywalker: WHAT?!

Announcer: StarrStan has been eliminated!!….

Stew: I can’;t believe it! I don’t think Starr can believe it! Starr looks on in shock as Jason gets back to action in the ring! Wait.. What’s going on? A furious StarrStan is.. He’s ordering someone to come out here? A Referee begins to make his way out to the ring now as Starr hurries for him to get over here! Starr talks to the Referee, signaling a Championship or something, I can’t quite here it.. What’s going on?

DP: Starr slides back into the ring?! The Referee calls for the bell? What?

(DING! DING! DING!)

DP: The Ref is telling the ring announcer something..

Announcer: Uh.. Ahem.. The following match is scheduled for one fall… And is for the ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!….

Jaywalker: WHAT?! WHAT’S GOING ON?

Stew: STARRSTAN ROLLS UP JASON CAGE FROM BEHIND!!! THE REFEREE IS THERE!!

Referee: ONE!!!!…. TWO!!!!!!!!……. THREE!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Jaywalker: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!

Stew: Starr quickly rolls out of the ring with a huge grin on his face and TAKES the Elite Championship from the time keeper!!

Announcer: The Winner of this match by pinfall!!….. STAARRRRRSSTAAANNN!!!!

Jaywalker: Seriously… What just happened?

Stew: It looks as though we just had a match for the Elite Championship DURING the Grand Rampage! Jason Cage kicked out, but not in enough time as it seems he has lost his Championship.. Jason Cage pulls himself to his feet in the ring, not realizing what just happened! StarrStan looks on from the ramp with the Elite Championship as Jason looks on in confusion! Did Starr seriously find a way to use his number one contendership to get use it during the Grand Rampage tonight?!

Jaywalker: WAIT!! RRS FROM BEHIND!! HE SENDS JASON CAGE OVER THE ROPES AND DROPS HIM ON THE OUTSIDE, HE’S ELIMINATED!!!

Announcer: Jason Cage has been eliminated!!….

DP: I don’t know what the hell just happened exactly but the fact is that Jason Cage is eliminated and we are down to our final four, ladies and gentlemen! Mr.DEDEDE, Extreme Enigma, Robbie V, and The Rated R Shaman of Sexy! All four men look at one another in the middle of the ring.. Robbie and RRS look at each other as though they’re gonna team up to take DEDEDE and Enigma on as EE and DDD look at each other the same way, it look as though we’re gonna see some team on team action here..

Stew: Both teams make their way towards each other– WAIT! DEDEDE PUSHES ENIGMA INTO ROBBIE AND RRS, BOLTING OUT OF THE RING THROUGH THE ROPES!! ROBBIE AND RRS QUICKLY ATTACK EE AS DDD LOOKS ON, KNOWING HE JUST THREW HIS ONLY PARTNER TO THE WOLVES IN THIS MATCH! ROBBIE NAILS EE WITH A SPRINGBOARD HEEL KICK!! A dazed EE turns around.. RRS NAILS HIM WITH A BEAUTIFUL ROUNDHOUSE TO THE FACE!! EE is down and OUT! RRS and Robbie pull EE to his feet..

Jaywalker: DDD on the outside near that ladder set up by Alloy earlier on looks on as SNV looks to eliminate Enigma! And… HE’S CLOSE! WAIT! DEDEDE RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND!! HE SENDS RRS OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!! HE ELIMINATED RRS! HE JUST ELIMINATED THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AS A FURIOUS ROBBIE V CHASES AFTER HIM!

Announcer: The Rated R Shaman of Sexy has been eliminated!!..

DP: Robbie swings for DEDEDE who bolts out of the ring near that ladder again as RRS looks on in shock! WAIT!! FROM BEHIND!! ENIGMA SENDS ROBBIE OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE AS WELL!!! BUT ROBBIE LANDS DIRECTLY ON THAT LADDER SET UP BETWEEN THE APRON AND BARRICADE! Enigma has no idea that Robbie isn’t eliminated as Robbie begins to get up on the ladder! But DEDEDE looks to fully eliminate him! Robbie fights DDD off, kicking him into the barricade!

Stew: Robbie runs on the ladder, to the apron! Robbie quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle as EE turns around! ROBBIE LEAPS!! BUT EE NAILS HIM WITH A DROPKICK IN MID-AIR FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH UP!! A damaged Robbie rolls to the outside as EE follows through the ropes.. Robbie looks to escape.. But EE DRIVES HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS! He’s not finished with him yet! HE’S SETTING ROBBIE UP! DON’T DO IT!! TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS ON THE STEEL STEPS!!!!

Jaywalker: Robbie is DOWN as a damaged Extreme Enigma slides back into the ring to recuperate.. BUT WAIT! IN THE CORNER OF THE RING! MR.DEDEDE IS WAITING IN THE CORNER OF THE RING NOW! AN UNSPECTING EE TURNS AROUND!! SPEAR!!!! SPEAR ON ENIGMA CONNECTS!!! EE IS DOWN!! DEDEDE realizes that he has a huge opportunity! He immediately grabs a hold of Enigma! HE’S GONNA SEND HIM OUT OF HERE! (The arena goes black)

Jaywalker: What? What’s going on?

DP: It seems we’re having some technical difficulties ladies and gentlemen..

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYsOz5q-F5I Plays on the Tiantron )

Jaywalker: WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

(A spotlight shines on CM Bank$ on the stage with a smile on his face)

(The entire arena lights up to reveal Mr.DEDEDE looking on in shock with a downed Extreme Enigma in the ring)

Stew: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! CM BANKS IS HERE! HE’S HERE RIGHT NOW AND MR.DEDEDE HAS NO CLUE WHAT TO THINK! Banks makes his way to the ring as DEDEDE looks on while EE rolls to the outside! Banks slides into the ring as a baffled Mr.DEDEDE demands to know what’s going on! Banks says nothing at all as DEDEDE screams at him to tell him! DEDEDE can’t believe it, it looks as though he’s seen a ghost! DEDEDE reaches out.. I think he’s actually trying to see if he’s real! BANKS GRABS HIS ARM AND PULLS HIM IN!!! HE’S GOT DEDEDE UP ON HIS SHOUDLERS, MY GOD!! GO TO RETIREMENT CONNECTS!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!

Jaywalker: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!! Banks picks up the dazed Mr.DEDEDE by his hair, pulling him to his feet.. AND HE SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!! DEDEDE HAS JUST BEEN ELIMINATED BY CM BANKS!! I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SAYING THAT!

Announcer: Mr.DEDEDE has been eliminated!!….

DP: We have only two men left it seems! Both men, Extreme Enigma and Robbie V are now slowly crawling back into the middle of the ring from opposite sides of the ring! Both men are bruised and beaten!

Stew: You said it, both of these men have clawed their way to this point and only one will walk out victorious! Both men can barely stand as they use one another to get back to their feet.. Slowly both of these men get to their feet.. THEY’RE UP! BOTH MEN STARE DOWN, BOTH BLOODY, BRUISED, AND BEATEN! ENIGMA WITH A KICK INTO THE GUT OF ROBBIE V!! HE PULLS HIM IN!! TWIST OF FATE!!!! NO!! ROBBIE FORCES ENIGMA OFF INTO THE ROPES!! ROBBIE CHARGES!! CONCUSSION!!!!

Jaywalker: BUT NO– ENIGMA DUCKS UNDER THE LEG OF ROBBIE V!! HE PICKS HIM UP!!! HE’S GOT ROBBIE UP IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR-DROP-LIKE POSITION, THEY’RE NEXT TO THOSE ROPES!! ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!! BUT ROBBIE’S FIGHTING, HE’S NAILING ENIGMA WITH MULTIPLE SHOTS!! ALL ENIGMA HAS TO DO IS DROP ROBBIE TO THE OUTSIDE!!! ROBBIE DROPS!!! ROBBIE DROPS TO HIS FEET BEHIND EXTREME ENIGMA!! CONCUSSION!!!! HE CONNECTS WITH THE CONCUSSION ON EE!!! EE IS SENT OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE– MY GOD, ROBBIE DID IT!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(Robbie V’s music hits as Robbie collapses to his knees in the ring)

Stew: BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY, ROBBIE V JUST WON THE 2011 GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH!!!
Announcer: The WINNER of the the 2011 Grand Rampage match!!!….. ROB!!!! BIE!!!!! V!!!!!!!!!!!

DP: Robbie has just proved himself among twenty-nine other extremists here tonight, he just proved why he is the best man tonight by winning the Grand Rampage!!

(Camera cuts to Extreme Enigma looking on in shock as Robbie V celebrates in the ring)

Stew: He did it alright, Robbie V has done it, Robbie V has won the Grand Rampage, ROBBIE V IS HEADING TO THE MAIN EVENT OF PAIN! FOR!! PRIDE!!! HE HAS JUST PUNCHED HIS TICKET TO THE HEADLINING SPOT ON THE PINNACLE OF E-FEDS, AFTER TWO YEARS HE IS GOING TO FIGHT FOR A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AT PAIN FOR PRIDE! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TONIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE OFFICIALLY ON THE ROAD TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!!…

(Camera fades up to the Pain For Pride logo hanging from the rafters, as the cloth cover is pulled off, and fireworks shoot off around the arena)

(Robbie V is shown taunting “ROB-BIE-V” towards the Pain For Pride logo at the top of the arena as pyro shoots all over the arena)

(Pain For Pride Logo Flashes)

(EAW logo buzzes)

( EAW Intro plays )

( Ozzy Osbourne’s “Let Me Hear You Scream” begins playing, as a recap video airs for each rivalry, from the SG1 vs Christy Rivalry to the Cyclone vs ADV rivalry to the Heart Break Boy vs Mr. DEDEDE rivalry. All of the matches on the card are showcased, giving follow-ups on the feuds and altercations heading into Reckless Wiring )

( The Camera fades to the inside of the arena, where the crowd is screaming and cheering to “Let Me Hear You Scream” as loud as they possibly can )

… ( Suddenly, every light and song in the arena is shut off, intereior and exterior, other than the Titantron )

( The camera fades to a helicopter view right above the city of Newark, New Jersey )

( The lights of the city are seen, as the view begins flying over the Prudential Center ) ..

( The camera zooms in slowly closer to the Prudential Center, but the camera zooms through the walls and a view of the arena basement is shown, where a robed man is holding two wire plugs together )

Robed Man: The fate of these Extremists… were in your hands…

( The robed man connects the two wire plugs ) ..

( “Beautiful Lasers (2 Ways)” By Lupe Fiasco begins playing, as a row of pyro shoots up from the ramp, and hundreds of Lasers start beaming across the arena. As each “Laser” hits a spot, a massive pyro explosion shoots up, giving a display of colour-filled fireworks for the crowd ) ..

WWEFan: THE SHOW GOES ON!! WE’RE HERE! WE’RE HERE AT RECKLESS WIRING! One of the most, in my view ANTICIPATED FPV’s that EAW is ever going to have!!

Jaywalker: And I stand behind that statement 100 %, this is truly the CLIMAX of it all, as Climatic as things are going to get on Dynasty! You name it, and its gonna happen! Scores will be settled, rivalries will end, resolutions will come and LEGACIES will go! And blessed to call it all is MONEY COMMENTARY, Jaywalker and WWEFan!

WWEFan: You guys know the card! You know the gameplan! You know some of what to expect, but I dont think ANY of us will be able to predict it all tonight!

Jaywalker: And this is just in, tonight we’re going to be hosting a live appearance from KEVIN DEVASTATION! And theres been alot of circulation at what might be Kevin’s role at Reckless Wiring. Now thanks to the wise judgment of the EAW Fans (smirk2), im gonna be refereeing the EAW Championship Match.. but now that KD isn’t, he said he’s got something important to say.

WWEFan: But until then the night of action starts now! …

(Camera fades into the ring area)

(Dubian Devan Music hits as he comes out running inside the ring)

Ring Announcer: The following match is for the ELITE CHAMPIOOOONSSSHHIPPP and it’s set for one FALL!… Entering first from Dubai, United Arab Emirates, and weighing at 176 POOOUNDSSS!!!… DUUBBBIIIANNN DEVANNN!!!

WWEFan: Well the fans have spoken! And they voted for the highflying Devan to fight for the Elite Championship and this should be one epic battle in the making!!

Jaywalker: Please… This guy weighs 176 pounds? Jason has this match in the bag…

WWEFan: Never underestimate athleticism, Jay… One of the many reasons why you almost lost to Starr at Pain For Pride last year.

Jaywalker: Ha! You’re funny, Fan… ALMOST funny as your EAW Hardcore Undisputed Championship reign.

(Jason Cage Music hits and he comes out with the Elite Championship over his shoulders staring down Dubian as he makes his way to the ring)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada and weighing at 240 POOOUNDDSS!! HE IS THE ELITE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!! JASSOONNN CAGGGEEEE!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

WWEFan: The bell has sounded and this match between the highflyer Dubian and the Technical Elite Champion, Jason Cage is underway!… Both men have a little stare down but then lockup with each other afterwards… Jason gets the better of the two and tosses Dubian into the turnbuckles and starts mounting shots to the SKULL of Dubian!

Jaywalker: Dubian is helpless after Jason keeps on pounding away but the referee steps in between the two because remember folks; this is an Elite Championship match! And with actual rules in this match… The referee pulls Jason off of him and Dubian climbs on the turnbuckle as he’s being pulls away AND HE LEAPS OFF WITH THE ROUNDHOUSE FLYING KICK!!!

WWEFan: Already, Dubian is showcasing those highflying maneuvers! And he CHARGES forward as Jason and hits a running DDT!!! And knocking Jason right onto the mat!!… Dubian is very fast, maybe the fastest extremists in EAW as he starts to pump up the crowd… Next he jumps right back on top of those turnbuckles and he’s going for a crossbody!!

Jaywalker: BUT JASON CATCHES HIM IN MIDAIR AND HITS A POWERSLAM ONTO THE MAT!!… Dubian maybe the fastest but the Elite Champion has some speed of his on as you can see there and now he pulls Dubian back up and starts chopping him in that little chest of his then Irish whips him off the ropes and hits a HIGH KNEE RIGHT INTO HIS FACE!!!…

WWEFan: Dubian is down and out after that huge high knee and now Jason pulls Dubian toward the ring ropes and he starts wrapping his arms over the ropes and then stepping on Dubian and pressing his neck into the ring ropes but the referee tells him to stop after a short second…

Jaywalker: Jason pulls Dubian back up onto his feet and he starts applying a sleeper hold onto him! And it looks like Devan is getting a bit sleepy and maybe he needs it after all that highflying!…

WWEFan: You spoke too soon, Jay! Devan is beginning to fight back! And he bounces Jason off of him and leading him into those ring ropes and as he comes back, Devan with a HIGH DROPKICK ONTO JASON!! THEN HE GOES FOR A SPINNING ENZIGURI!!! AND IT CONNECTS!!!… DEVAN GOES FOR A QUICK COVER!!!

ONEEE!!! TWOOO!!!

Jaywalker: Jason kicks out!… Man, maybe I did underestimate Devan, his speed is incredible and now he starts mounting shots onto Jason as he gets back up onto his feet but with a STRONG push! Jason knocks Dubian back to the opposite side of the ring!… THEN HE CHARGES UP BUT DEVAN QUICKLY LEAPS UP FOR THE HURRICANRANA AND JASON GOES FLYING ON THE MAT!!..

WWEFan: Devan is giving it to the Elite Champion right now! But Jason is starting to become a bit angry as he gets back onto his feet after a short second and CHARGES AGAIN!! And this time he’s able to hit a HUGE CLOTHESLINE!!!… Then he grabs Devan back up onto his feet and hits a Vertical Suplex onto the mat!! And heres a cover from Jason Cage…

ONEE!!! TWO!!!

Jaywalker: But Devan is able to kick out!… Jason brings Devan back up once again and scoopslams him onto the mat and heads up the top turnbuckle himself!! Jason is able to show Devan how a REAL man flies as he’s going for the MODERN REVOLUTION!! FLYING HEADBUTT!!!… AND HE CONNEC—NO!!! DEVAN IS ABLE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND JASON CRASHES ON THE MAT!!!…

WWEFan: That was a smooth move by Devan and now he’s back up and on the advantage and he’s awaiting for Jason to get back on his feet and he’s going for a running WHEEL KICK!! AND IT CONNECTS!!.. Jason is back on the mat once again and thanks to the speedy, Devan… And he’s heading back onto those top turnbuckles again!!…

Jaywalker: But wait! Jason gets back up quickly right before Devan can even get on the turnbuckles and Jason hits an INVERTED NECKBREAKER RIGHT ONTO THE MAT!!!

WWEFan: Jason doesn’t stop at that; he brings Devan up for THREE GERMAN SUPLEX’S!!! AND HE HITS ONE!!!… THEN TWOOO!!! AND HE HI— NO!! DEVAN IS HOLDS ON TO THE RING ROPES AND HE SLINGS HIS HEAD BACK COLLIDING WITH JASON’S FACE!!…

Jaywalker: He forces Jason to let go and Devan leaps up and turns around with a FLYING HEADBUTT RIGHT ONTO JASON AND KNOCKING HIM BACK ON THE MAT!!!… Devan then continues to go back onto the turnbuckles like he was originally about to do and he’s going for a MOONSAULT!! AND IT CONNECTS JUST AS JASON GETS UP!!!… AND DEVAN COVERS HIM!!!

ONEEE!!! TWOOO!!!

WWEFan: But Jason kicks out again!… Devan is losing breath now as he pulls him back up and then swings him into the ring ropes then kicks him right in the gut!! And he’s going for the SCISSORS KICK NOW!!! BUT WAIT!!! JASON IS ABLE TO GET UP IN TIME TO CATCH DEVAN AND HE PULLS HIM RIGHT INTO THE SPINEBUSTER!!! AND THEN HE CONTINUES WITH THE SHARPSHOOTER!! HE HAS THE SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN TIGHTLY!!!…

Jaywalker: Devan has nowhere to go and but he can try and get to those ropes to break it up since this is an Elite Championship match!.. He’s trying to crawl to those ropes but Jason is just too much stronger than him to move toward those ring ropes!!..

WWEFan: He’s trying though, Jay! The feisty young highflyer is trying his hardest to get to those ropes and with every ouch of energy he has left, he’s able to get to those ropes with a huge lift!!.. But Jason pulls him back and uses a forearm and plants it right on Devan’s chest… Then he brings him back onto his feet and hits a European Uppercut and knocking him right back down!!

Jaywalker: Jason goes for a quick cover!!..

ONE!!! TWO!!!

Jaywalker: Devan is able to get a shoulder up!… and now Jason sets back up and grabs Devan back and Irish whips him then tries to toss him over his shoulders but Dubian leaps up and SWINGS his feet and smacks Jason right in the face mid air!! AMAZING!!…

WWEFan: Jason doesn’t fall onto the mat though but he’s holding his jaw in agony as Devan bounces himself off the ropes and kicks Jason from behind where he runs into those turnbuckles and Devan rushes behind him and rolls him up for a quick pin!! HE MAY HAVE HIM!!!

Jaywalker: WAIT!!! JASON IS ABLE TO REVERSE THE ROLL UP INTO THE BOSTON CRAB!!! THE BOSTON CRAB IS LOCKED IN ON DEVAN!!!… NO!!!… DEVAN IS ABLE TO COUNTER NOW AND HE ROLLS JASON AROUND INTO ANOTHER PIN!!! ONE!!! TWO!! BUT JASON VASTLY KICKS OUT…

WWEFan: Close call for Jason right there, he almost had him!!… and Devan gets right back up and tries to swing Jason onto the ring ropes but Jason reverses and ends up swinging him into the turnbuckles but DEVAN LEAPS ONTO THOSE TURNBUCKLES AND IS ABLE TO HIT THE WHISPER IN THE MIND RIGHT ON TOP OF JASON!!!…

Jaywalker: Jason falls back on the mat!!! And Devan gets up and jumps on the ring ropes and hits a 450 FLIPS ONTO HIM AND COVERS!!

ONE!!! TWOO!!!..

WWEFan: Jason is able to kick out again!… Devan is starting to lose all that energy with all these highflying tactics and might be his downfall in this match. He brings Jason back up onto his feet but Jason quickly jumps out of his arms and kicks him in the gut for the SIDESLAM!!! AND NOW JASON HEADS BACK ONTO THOSE TURNBUCKLES FOR THE FLYING HEAD BUTT!!!…

Jaywalker: AND IT CONNECTS AS HE COMES RIGHT ON TOP OF DEVAN!!! AND JASON IS DOING HIS SIGNATURE TAUNT NOW WITH PRESSING HIS THUMB ACROSS HIS NECK AND SEIZING DEVAN UP FOR THE CRIPPLER CROSS FACE!!!

WWEFan: HE’S ABOUT TO LOCK IN THAT DEADLY FINISHER MOVE BUT DEVAN IS QUICKLY AWARE AND HE LEAPS UP TO DROPKICK JASON RIGHT IN THE FACE BUT JASON CATCHES HIS LEGS AND THEN HE PULLS THEM FORWARD AS DEVAN GOES FLYING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!! THEN HE BOUNCES OFF RIGHT INTO THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE BY JASON CAGE!!!

Jaywalker: AND DEVAN HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT!!! HE TAPS OUT!!! JASON IS VICTORIOUS!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

(Jason Cage Music hits as he gets up to celebrate with his championship)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner of the match and STILLL ELITE CHAMPIONNN… JASON CAGGEEE!!!

WWEFan: Very decent match enjoyed and in the end, Jason still shows the world why he’s the very Elite Champion that he is!!

Jaywalker: I already called it before the match; no man weighing at 176 pounds is going to defeat an Elite guy like Jason Cage… But I’ll give it to Devan, he showed heart out here tonight and maybe soon we will see him once again in another huge match like he had today.

( Camera fades backstage to SG1, alone in her lockerroom facing the camera )

SG1: Alright Christy Cruise…. tonight’s the night, doll. And it’s funny, because you thought that by one of your manipulative, slutty little performances, somehow you could FRAME me and turn SG3 against eachother, am I right?? Well I– ( SG2 walks into the room, with an angry look on his face as he stares down SG1 )

SG1: Oh… hey babe…

SG2: Dont “hey babe” me. So what, you thought that you could just MAKE MATCHES and team us up, even after that stupid little stunt you pulled that was EXPOSED by Drake Blake??

SG1: But..

SG2: And you thought that you could just arrange things and ASSUME its all gonna boil over, after something like that?!?

SG1: I understand where you’re coming from, but…

SG2: And you thought that we would just become some sort of item and take on Kelton and Christy like nothing ever happened??

SG1: Well–

SG2: WELL IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!

SG2: Because…

SG2: Because….

SG2: you’re absolutely right … ( SG2 and SG1 hug eachother, and share a long kiss as they both face the camera )

SG2: Because you see, when SG1 says that she didn’t do something, she didn’t do it. While you can arrange fake camera angles from months ago ( which i DOUBT you had any authority to find ), to try and frame SG1…. I wanna ask you. Was that REALLY SG1?? Are these tapes REALLY so dirty and grimey?? Or were these tapes… just… a little FAVOR asked by an old friend, in an attempt to manipulate little stupid Christy Cruise??

SG1: I think it was the latter. SG3 were NEVER conflicted. WE SENT you that little tape, Christy. And it was to prove that we’re stronger than you. That you’ve been wrapped around our finger from day one.

SG2: And that you’ve NEVER had any one-ups over us. And the SAME goes for you, Kelton.

SG1: And after Reckless Wiring, its back to being the wench named Cinderella, who’s foot just couldn’t fit the glass shoe. And Keltons going to go back to rotting on the lowcard, while SG2 achieves his DREAM, and goes on to win the Grand Rampage…..

( The camera cuts to black )

(Promo Package airs showcasing the few months’ rivalry between Eddie Mack and Vic Vendetta)

(Promo ends with both men facing each other face to face as the camera fades back into the ring area)

Ring Announcer: The following match is set for one fall! And the stipulations of this match is that Eddie Mack is banned from using all finishers that includes Immackulate, The 3 Pointers and The Pain of Game!…

(Vic Vendetta Music Hits as he comes down with a very determined look on his face)

Ring Announcer: And entering first from Orlando, Florida and weighing at 230 POOOOUNDSS!!!… VIC VENDETTTTTAAA!!!

WWEFan: For those who might have been lost in this feud, it all started off when Vic Vendetta hired some white man to stab Eddie Mack in the back and ever since then, these two have been going neck and neck down each other throats!

Jaywalker: eww Fan, now that’s just disgusting… We don’t want to hear them putting stuff down each other throats.

WWEFan: You and your dirty mind, Jay (NO)… You know what I meant, just call the damn match!!!

Jaywalker: Hey! You better lower your tone down when you’re talking to me like that before I slap the maracas out of your ass.

(Eddie Mack Music Hits as he comes storming out)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Melborne, AUSTRALIAAAAAA and weighing at 250 POOOOUNDDSS… EDDDIIIEEEE MACKKKKKKK!!!

WWEFan: Both men look ready to go as the timekeeper is about to ring the bell…

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

WWEFan: And we’re off! This heated rivalry may come to an end tonight but the question is, who will be the last man standing out of all of this? Vic Vendetta surely has the advantage since Eddie Mack cannot use any of his finishing moves as he’s smirking across the ring with Eddie Mack hesitating and thinking what should he do first…

Jaywalker: Eddie shouldn’t even be thinking, he should have already been prepared for this! He put it on himself for being racist the last couple of weeks…

WWEFan: But look now! Eddie Mack charges up to Vic Vendetta and tackles down onto the mat!! Now he begins hammering down shots to Vic’s face as he’s down on the mat!! Eddie Mack can’t control himself he’s going full speed with those shots!… But he suddenly stops and grabs Vic up by his dreads and then he goes for the INVERTED DDT!

Jaywalker: Vic pushes off though! And Eddie bounces off the ropes then comes back and meets with a DROPKICK right in the face from Vendetta!… Eddie Mack gets back up onto his feet quickly though and he charges up into Vic but he turns right into an arm bar from Vic!… Eddie lands on the other side of the ring as now Vic charges and SPEARS HIM DOWN ONTO THE GROUND!…

WWEFan: Vic starts smiling as he gets up after that spear to Eddie, and now he grabs Mack up and Irish whips him into the ropes and hits a POWERSLAM OFF THE ROPES!! And here goes out first cover!

ONEEE!!! TWO!!!

Jaywalker: But Mack is able to get a shoulder up!… Vic doesn’t wait for Mack to get back upon his feet so he continues to stay on him by stomping his every body part but then Eddie tries to stand up on his feet but Vic backs up and goes for a huge CLOTHESLINE WHICH CONNECTS! AND MAKING EDDIE ROLL RIGHT OUTSIDE OF THE RING…

WWEFan: Vendetta has been controlling this match so far and he heads outside of the ring slowly then lifts Mack up and tries to SWING him into those steel steps but Mack REVERSES! And he turns Vendetta the other way as Vic’s right arm collides into the ring post!!

Jaywalker: Good sign for Eddie Mack, maybe he can pull this off! But it’s too early to think of it as he brings Vic back up into the ring and goes back onto that right arm which he collided with into the ring post! And he grabs that right arm and starts applying pressure to it by pulling! Vic has his hand out and looks in major pain!

WWEFan: But, Vic suddenly gets on one knee and starts using his elbows to get himself out of this predicament and he hits elbow shots right into the gut of Eddie Mack then bounces off the ropes as he lets go and goes for a FLYING FOREARM SMASH! BUT EDDIE MACK COUNTERS INTO A JAWBREAKER!!! JAW BREAKER CONNECTING ONTO VIC!!! AND HE COVERS HIM!!

ONE!!! TWOOO!!!

Jaywalker: Vic is able to kick out of this one! And Eddie Mack doesn’t hesitate this time; he quickly goes up onto those top turnbuckles!! And he’s going for the SLINGSHOT SPLASH!! BUT VIC HURRIES OVER TO THE RING ROPES AND CAUSING EDDIE MACK FALL DOWN FROM THE TURNBUCKLES!!… Smart move by Vic as he brings Eddie Mack up once again and hits the BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ONTO THE MAT!!

WWEFan: Eddie Mack is down and out on the mat now but Vic doesn’t go for the cover, instead he makes his way outside of the ring and grabs a steel chair! He’s looking to cause some MAJOR damage in this match as he rolls inside of the ring and he’s about to start hammering shots onto Eddie Mack!

Jaywalker: BUT EDDIE MACK QUICKLY JUMPS UP AND HITS THE PLAY OF THE DAY!!!! … It’s originally known as the Spear as that steel chair goes flying to the other side of the ring!… and Eddie Mack senses that this could be his chance! He heads over to that steel chair and he’s a waiting for Vic Vendetta to get back onto his feet but as he’s about to swing that chair, VIC LEAPS UP AND SUPERKICKS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF EDDIE MACK!!!

WWEFan: I think Eddie Mack is busted open after that collision with the chair! And now Vic is back on top with Eddie Mack being knocked cold after that superkick!!… Vic grabs the chair again and he STARTS MOUNTING SHOTS AFTER SHOTS WITH THAT CHAIR ONTO THE BACK OF EDDIE MACK!!!… Mack is helpless as he’s starting to scream in agony!… But Vic stops all of a sudden and brings him up into the POWERBOMB ONTO THE MAT!!! AND HE COVERS HIM!!

ONE!!! TWOO!!! AND…

Jaywalker: But Mack kicks out! After all those chair shots, I’m very surprised he was able to kick out! But look now, Vic is beginning to look frustrated as he brings Mack back up onto his feet and he’s going for another POWERBOMB! This time he has the steel chair centered so he can plant Mack’s back crashing onto it!… BUT MACK IS FIGHTING BACK THIS TIME! AND HE RAKES VIC RIGHT IN THE EYE AND JUMPS DOWN AND GRABS VIC’S INJURYED ARM AND PULLS IT DOWN RIGHT INTO HIS KNEE AS YOU CAN HEAR THAT ARM SNAP!! I THINK EDDIE MACK MIGHT HAVE BROKEN HIS ARM!!!

WWEFan: Amazing counter by Mack! And Vic you can probably hear Vic screaming from another distance ladies and gentlemen, because that arm is now broken! And Mack sights it and quickly goes right back on Vic and starts stomping his right arm right away and trying to cause more damage to it!! Then he steps on the arm and holds it while he grabs the steel chair and he starts HAMMERING SHOTS RIGHT ONTO HIS RIGHT ARM WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

Jaywalker: Vic can’t help himself out of this!!! I think Mack might have just pulled this one off! No way can Vic win this match with one arm but hey anything is possible in EAW as now Vic looks to be trying to fight back! He’s using his other arm trying to push Mack off of him! But he stops for a moment then HITS A LOW BLOW!!! MACK FALLS ONTO HIS KNEES AFTERWARDS!!! AND VIC QUICKLY HITS THE SHINING WIZARD ONTO EDDIE MACK!!!

WWEFan: VIC’S FEET SMACKS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF MACK!! AND HE GOES FOR ANOTHER QUICK COVER!!

ONEEE!!! TWOOO!!! AND THR—

WWEFan: Mack kicks out! Even with Vic’s right arm out of the occasion, with his athletic skill, those legs could very well win him this match!…. Vic is holding onto that right arm now and you can tell the pain he is in by looking into his face and it doesn’t look so pretty as he awaits for Mack to get back up onto his feet and he’s about to go for a quick clothesline!!! But MACK COUNTERS INTO A SUPER DDT ONTO THE MAT!!!

Jaywalker: Both men are down now with that huge Super DDT!! But Eddie is slowly moving up and trying to pull himself up by the ring ropes, while Vic is slowly moving up as well… and both men finally get up after a few moments and Mack CHARGES!!! BUT VIC DUCKS UNDER AND MACK GOES FLYING OVER THE RING ROPES AND CRASHING ONTO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!

WWEFan: That could very well gave Vic the momentum back as he rolls outside of the ring and grabs Mack back up and bounces his head off the edge of the ring!!! And then throws him back inside as he comes back on the top turnbuckle!! AND HE GOES FOR A FLYING DROPKICK!!! BUT MACK STUMBLES BACKWARDS AND TOO FAR AWAY FOR VIC TO KICK HIM!!! BUT WHAT IN THE WORLD!! VIC IS STARTING TO WALK ON THE RING ROPES!!!… AND HE’S WALKING TOWARD THE TURNBUCKLES CLOSER TO EDDIE MACK AND HE HITS THE FLYING DROPKICK ONTO EDDIE MACK!!! WHAT A MOVE BY VIC!

Jaywalker: Well done by him! And Vic pulls Mack right back up and he’s going for the SUPERPLEX NOW!! BUT MACK COUNTERS INTO THE BULLDOG!!! AND VIC’S FACE HITS THE MAT FACE FORWARD… And now Mack pulls Vic up himself and Irish whips him into the turnbuckles and as he goes forward, Vic ducks! And Eddie goes bouncing off the ropes then comes back with the FLYING FOREARM SMASH RIGHT INTO VIC!!! AND NOW HE’S SEIZING HIM UP FOR THE IMMACKULATE?!

WWEFan: He should already know he can’t use his finisher in the match or Vic will automatically win! And he pulls Vic onto his shoulders and the referee is getting ready to signal for the bell!! But wait one second… Vic elbows Eddie Mack into his SKULL! Then he he’s able to reach down for that steel chair and he’s able to poke that steel chair right into the gut of Eddie Mack and forcing him to let go of the Immackulate!!

Jaywalker: What was that for anyways? Doe Eddie Mack not wants to win? But anyways, Vic Vendetta might have saved himself with that steel chair as he gets back onto his feet and finally HITS THAT SUPERPLEX ONTO EDDIE MACK!!! AND HE COVERS HIM!!

ONEE!!! TWOOO!!! AND T—

WWEFan: Mack kicks out once again!!…Vic almost had him there! But now he’s looking to finish this match once and for all as he’s going for the V MARKS THE SPOT AS HE’S SEIZING EDDIE MACK AGAIN!!! AND HE GRABS HIM BUT WAIT!!!… EDDIE MACK COUTNERS AND LIFTS VIC RIGHT BACK ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE IMMACKULATE!!!

Jaywalker: This should be it right here for Eddie! IF HE HITS THIS MOVE, IT’S ALL DONE FOR HIM!!!… He’s looking around at the crowd and thinking about it right now! He better put Vic down!!!…

WWEFan: BUT WAIT A MINUTE!!! EDDIE MACK SWINGS VIC AROUND FOR THE F-5!!! SHADES OF ASHTEN CROSS!!! HE JUST USED ASHTEN CROSS’ FINISHER ON VIC!! AND HE’S GOING FOR THE COVER!!!

ONEEE!!! TWOOO!!! THREEEE!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

(Eddie Mack music hits as he stumbles up onto his feet with his hands up in the air)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner via pinfall, EDDIEEE MACKKKKKK!!!!

WWEFan: That was crazy! But the rules simply stated that Eddie Mack couldn’t use his finisher but not any one else’s and it was a smart move by his part using Asthen Cross’ finisher.

Jaywalker: Very smart indeed, who would have known that Eddie had a brain after the last few weeks of him playing around with racism!…

WWEFan: Nonetheless, it was a hard fought match by both of these men but in the end, Mack was able to pick up the huge win and get his revenge that he has wanted for a long time!

( Camera fades backstage to Clyde, standing in the interview room with shades on )

Clyde: Bitches and Gents, we’ve got a man.. naw.. THE man to hear from right now. Put yo hands together for the EAW Champion himself, CYYYYCLOOOOOONE!!!

( The audience gives a negative reception as Cyclone pops up into the scene of the camera, carrying his EAW Championship )

Cyclone: Howdy Clyde.. have we buried this little hatchet yet, chap??

Clyde: Consider it buried! And Cyclone while you’re hear, we know dat the fans voted JAYWALKER to be the Guest Referee for tonights match! What are yo comments??

Cyclone: Honestly im shocked. I really expected the fans to vote for Kevin Devastation, just to act out of spite towards me KNOWING that KD would have me screwed. But these fans actually did something right in the long run… to bad they also made a big mistake.

Cyclone: Though Jaywalker has obvious jealousy towards me, being that while I’ve won the EAW Championship twice within a YEAR of being in EAW, Jaywalker spent his ENTIRE CAREER not being good enough for the EAW Championship. And though I’d expect biased judgment, I think Jay knows to stay in his lane and be a good little referee… am I right, Pal?

Jaywalker: What!? This little..

Cyclone: So I wanna THANK YOU, EAW Fans. THANK you for sealing the deal. THANK YOU for sealing ADV’s fate, and making mine a whole lot easier. Because now ADV comes in tonight thinking he’s got what it takes to become the king of the world. But Da Vinci couldn’t make a better Champion in his 3RD YEAR in this business than I have and AM doing in my first. Alexander Da Vinci, Jaywalker, Kevin Devastation. I’m better than all of them…. and im better than EVERYONE in EAW.

Cyclone: EEEEVERYONE in EAW. And when I leave EAW, it’s not gonna be HBB. CM Banks. HRDO. Mr. DEDEDE or Jaywalker considered the Great of All Time… It’s going to be the Modern Day Hero… better yet… the Modern Day Mak, ME. CYCLONE. Got it??

Cyclone: Good… ( Cyclone walks away )

( The camera flashes back inside the ring area where a promo package Airs of the courtesy surrounding SG1 and Christy Cruise for many weeks… Then it moves forward with John Kelton jumping in by Christy’s side and SG2 on SG1’s side then the camera fades back inside the arena)

Ring Announcer: The following match is an Inter-gender tag team match up and it’s scheduled for one fall!!

(John Kelton’s music hits as he comes out with Christy Cruise)

Ring Announcer: And entering first with the combined weight of 330 POUNDSSS…. JONNN KELLTOONNN AND CHRISTTTYY CRUISEEEE!!!

WWEFan: Christy has been through a lot these past months, and she has been humiliated by SG1 but still she’s staying strong and has a chance to redeem herself in this match…

Jaywalker: I don’t really care, and I still think that nothing she can prove will get through the things she has done to get her in EAW.

WWEFan: Well that’s just your opinion, Jay, but in Christy’s mind, she only cares for what she thinks and I bet in that head of hers is thinking about winning and her chance of redemption!

(SG1 and SG2’s music hits as they come out together with their arms together)

Ring Announcer: And their opponents, from California and weighing at a combined weight of 352 POOOUNDSSS… SG2 AND THE EAW VIXENS CHAMPION SG1111111111!!!!

Jaywalker: Ha, you know… SG1 and SG2 walking out together just reminded me of you and Bobby Cash of the old days, Hahaha…

WWEFan: Very funny, Jay (UN) … or maybe I could say the same about you and HBKF…

Jaywalker: Although not very true, but at least she was a girl and don’t get too offense… You surely don’t want me to bring up your relationship with Stereo Raptor.

WWEFan: :$ Just commentate the match, please…

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

WWEFan: Kelton and SG2 are looking to start off this match while Christy Cruise and SG1 are in the opposite corners but both staring each other with a very disturbed look far away… I have to tell ya, I have chills right about now, this is a huge match for everyone! SG2 or Kelton could get the _#28th spot in the Grand Rampage and Christy could get herself a Vixen Title shot any time she wants or SG1 can grab Christy’s contract. This could go either way!…

Jaywalker: Yeah sure is… Let’s just get to the action, where Kelton rushes up on SG2 with a quick small little clothesline and SG2 gets right back up and CHARGES and ends up tackling Kelton right on the mat!!…

WWEFan: Kelton gets back onto his feet quickly afterwards and tries for a spinning heel kick but SG2 catches him with a BIG BOOT RIGHT BEFORE KELTON CAN CONNECT!!.. Kelton is down on the mat after that boot smacked right into his face and SG2 springs him up for a SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE MAT!!! AND IT CONNECTS!!!…

Jaywalker: NOW SG2 LOOKING FOR THE EARLY COVER!!!

ONE!!! TWOO!!!

WWEFan: But Kelton kicks out!… SG2 is very well control of this confrontation between his former friend and himself as he brings him back onto his feet and Irish whips him into the ring ropes but Kelton comes back and hits a DIVING CLOTHESLINE WHICH KNOCKS SG2 DOWN ON THE MAT!!!…

Jaywalker: And now Kelton is on advantage as he goes right on top of SG2 and starts punching him onto his SKULL…Then he grabs him up for the MILITARY PRESS SLAM WHICH CONNECTS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!…

WWEFan: It looks like Christy Cruise is calling for Kelton to tag her in! She wants to get at SG1 right now and Kelton is about to do it but SG2 KIPS UP QUICKLY AND STARTS LAYING THE SMACKDOWN ON KELTON THEN TOSSING HIM OUT OF THE RING AS THE CROWD BOO’S!…

Jaywalker: AND NOW LOOK! SG2 GOES OVER AND KNOCKS CHRISTY DOWN FROM HER CORNER!! WHAT A SICK MOVE BY SG2!!… SG1 is standing over in the other corner laughing at the fact she’s down on the outside floor now…

WWEFan: SG2 slowly moves outside of the ring to attack Kelton again and he swings him into the steel steps and you can hear those loud steps ramble throughout the entire arena!!… Kelton body is lying on top of those steel steps as SG2 pulls him up and bounces his head right off those steps and denting those steps with Kelton’s head planted in it….

Jaywalker: And now SG2 pulls off those steel steps and he’s about to hammering those steps onto Kelton’s body as he’s laying there defenseless… BUT WAIT ONCE SECOND!!! CHRISTY CRUISE HITS A LOW BLOW ON SG2 AS HE LIFTS THE STEPS IN THE AIR AND SHE JUMPS ON HIS BACK AND STARTS ATTACKING HIM!!!…

WWEFan: SG1 ends up climbing between the ropes and heading up the top turnbuckle and SHE HITS A FLYING MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLES AND CRASHING DOWN ONTO KELTON, SG2 AND CHRISTY ALL AT ONCE!!!… WHAT A MOVE BY OUR VIXENS CHAMPION!!!…

Jaywalker: SG1 pulls Christy up by her hair and swings her back into the ring post!! OUCH!! YOU CAN HEAR CHRISTY’S BACK SMACKING RIGHT ON THAT RING POST!!… SG1 now pulls something out from under the ring and its some brass knuckles!!! SG1 has brass knuckles and she’s about to knock the living hell out of Christy with those brass knuckles but here comes Kelton! HE GRABS SG1’S ARM BUT SG2 RUSHES UP FROM BEHIND AND GRABS KELTON’S ARM AND HOLDING HIM BACK THEN SG1 QUICKLY SWINGS HER FIST ACROSS KELTON’S FACE WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES AND KELTON IS OUT AS SHE CONTINUES TO SWING SHOT AFTER SHOT!!…

WWEFan: I think Kelton is out of it now! SG2 throws him down as Cruise gets back up after sensing what has happened then rolls inside of the ring but Kelton is still the legal man in the match!… SG1 and SG2 then slide in the ring and Christy is all alone by herself now!… WHAT IS SHE GOING TO DO!?!

Jaywalker: Well looks like she’s going straight for SG1! SHE TACKLES SG1 DOWN ON THE MAT!! BUT SG2 QUICKLY PULLS HER OFF THEN GRABS CHRISTY BY THE ARMS THIS TIME AS SG1 RECOVERS WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES IN HER HAND!!… SG1 IS ABOUT TO KNOCK THE LIGHTS OUT OF CHRISTY AS SHE DID KELTON!!! AND SHE SWINGS HER FIST AND IT CONNECTS!!! BUT WAIT!!!… IT CONNECTS ONTO SG2!!! CHRISTY ENDED UP PULLING HER LEG BACK AND HITTING ANOTHER LOW BLOW ON SG2 WHICH CAUSED FOR HER TO DUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!…

WWEFan: GREAT MOVE BY CHRISTY!!! AND NOW CHRISTY GRABS SG1 AND HITS A SPINNING FACEBUSTER ONTO SG1!!!… SG1 is down on the mat!! But SG2 has finally recovered from that low blow afterwards and he grabs Christy by her hair! Then lifts her onto his shoulders and he’s about to slam her right onto the mat!!…

Jaywalker: BUT WAIT A MINUTE!! KELTON IS BACK UP AND GRABS SG2’S LEG FROM OUTSIDE OF THE RING AS CHRISTY GOES FLYING ONTO THE MAT BUT COLLIDING RIGHT INTO SG1!!!…. KELTON PULLS SG2 OUT OF THE RING AND HITS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON HIM RIGHT ON THE FLOOR!!…

WWEFan: Meanwhile, Christy and SG1 are brawling but Cruise gets the best of her and end up hitting a LEAPING CLOTHESLINE ONTO SG1 then she lifts SG1 back up and plants her on her knee….

Jaywalker: WHAT IS THIS?! Christy wipes her hand across her face and bends SG1 over on her knee and starts SPANKING HER ASS BACK AND FORTH!!!… SG1 finally gets out of it though but grabbing Christy’s hair and pulling on it tightly!! Then SG1 slams her head right onto the mat and it bounces right off!!!…

WWEFan: SG1 then begins heading up for the top turnbuckles as she’s going for the FLYING CROSSBODY PIN!!! BUT KELTON DRAGS CHRISTY RIGHT OUT OF THE RING AS SG1 GOES FLYING CRASHING DOWN RIGHT ON THE MAT!!

Jaywalker: SG1 might have hurt her chest with crashing down on that mat! But now SG2 is back up and he grabs Kelton and hits an uppercut right under his chin!!! Then he rolls him back inside of the ring!!… Now SG2 is going for another BIG BOOT!! AS KELTON IS ABOUT TO GET UP!! BUT KELTON DUCKS UNDER THE BIG BOOT AND HE— WAIT!!! KELTON RUNS RIGHT INTO SG1’S SUPERKICK AS HE DUCKS UNDER THE BIG BOOT!!! AND SG1 BLOWS A KISS TO KELTON AFTERWARDS AND SG2 COVERS RIGHT ON TOP OF SG1!!!…

ONE!!! TWOOO!!!

WWEFan: BUT KELTON IS ABLE TO KICK OUT!!… But SG2 is back on the advantage as he pulls Kelton up to his feet and swings him off the ring ropes!! But out of nowhere Christy hops back on the ring apron and tags herself in!!! And SG2 doesn’t know it and Christy leaps up on the turnbuckle and hits a DIVING CROSSBODY ON SG2!!!…

Jaywalker: Ha, I wouldn’t mind for Christy hitting a crossbody on me but anyways, SG1 gets back into action as she attacks Cruise back down on the mat… Then she goes for a face buster which connects!! And tries for a cover!!

ONE!! TWOO!!!

WWEFan: BUT KELTON RUSHES OVER TO BREAK UP THE PIN!!… BUT NOW SG2 GETS BACK UP AND HITS A HUGE CLOTHESLINE ONTO KELTON WHICH KNOCKS HIM DOWN!!… Meanwhile, SG1 lifts Christy back up but Christy pulls her back and running right into Kelton as he got back up!!… AND KELTON RUNS RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER BY SG2 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! NOW YOU KNOW WHAT’S NEXT…

Jaywalker: THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING!!! THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW!!! AND SG2 BEGINS BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES THE— WAIT CHRISTY FROM OUT OF NOWHERE SMACKS HER FISTS ACROSS THE FACE OF SG2 WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES!!! AND SG2 IS OUT COLD NOW!!!…

WWEFan: Who would know that women would have so much power with brass knuckles in their hand!.. AND KELTON IS ABLE TO GET BACK ONTO HIS FEET!… BUT SG1 ROLLS INSIDE OF THE RING WITH HER CHAMPIONSHIP BELT IN HER HAND AND SHE SWINGS HER BELT WHICH SMACKS KELTON BACK DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!!…

Jaywalker: THEN SHE TRIES TO SWING IT ONTO CHRISTY BUT SHE DUCKS AND ENDS UP HITTING THE SUPERKICK ON SG1!!… CHRISTY NOW COVERS SG1!!!

ONEE!!! TWOO!!! AND THRE—

WWEFan: NO!! SG2 from his knees is able to pull Christy off of SG1, and you can tell he did it out of desperation with his face expression! He’s still feeling affects from those brass knuckles!!!… But now Christy grabs the Vixen’s Championship and she swings it dead on in the face of SG2 as he rolls outside of the ring!!

Jaywalker: SG1 GETS BACK UP ONTO HER FEET QUICKLY AFTERWARDS AND SHE HAS THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES IN HER HAND!!! SHE IS ABLE TO SWING THE BRASS KNUCKLES ACROSS THE FACE OF CHRISTY AS SHE TURNS AROUND!!!…

WWEFan: BUT WAIT!! KELTON REALIZES AND PUSHES CHRISTY OUT OF THE WAY AND SG1 ENDS UP KNOCKING KELTON OUT WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES!!!…

Jaywalker: KELTON JUST SAVED CHRISTY FROM THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES BEING IMPRINTED ON HER SKULL!! AND SG1 IS LOST NOW UNTIL SHE TURNS AROUND INTO ONE HIT WONDER BY CHRISTY CRUISE!!! AND CHRISTY HITS IT!!! AND HERE IS THE COVER!!!

ONEEE!!! TWOOOO!!! THREEEEEE!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

(Christy Cruise music hits as she gets up celebrating)

Ring Announcer: Here are your winners, Jon Kelton and Christy Cruiseee!!!!

WWEFan: What an ending! Kelton has truly saved Christy out of all this mess and he sacrificed himself to keep Christy from harm and it all worked out in the ending!

Jaywalker: Christy better be glad Kelton was able to be a man and help her but it was a good showing by these two and now Kelton has an advantage heading into the Grand Rampage at number 28th entrant

WWEFan: And don’t forget about Cruise, she gets an EAW Vixen Title shot anytime she wants! It will be very exciting to see what’s in store next!

(Christy Cruise grabs the EAW Vixens Championship and holds it up as Kelton begins to pull himself up with a huge smirk on his face as his head motions up to the “Pain For Pride” sign up at the very top of the arena)

WWEFan: Kelton only has a few step closers to fulfil his dreams to main event Pain For Pride but first he must endure the Grand Rampage and speaking of that, we will like to give you all another preview for this years, Grand Rampage 2011!

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFFQsh-W2Nw airs )

( Camera fades backstage to Mr. DEDEDE, backstage walking down the hallway wearing a trenchcoat and already suited up ) …

( DEDEDE walks for a little bit, but is then stopped by Skyler Kanellis )

Skyler: DEDEDE! DEDEDE hold on! ( DEDEDE stops, and looks at her )

Mr. DEDEDE: Oh hey.. who are you?

Skyler: I’m Skyler, future Vixens Champion. ( DEDEDE starts to chuckle ) … anyways, I know you’re sort of busy..

Mr. DEDEDE: Skyler future Vixens Champion, I dont know if youve noticed but I kinda AM busy. Sort of like, REALLY busy. So busy, that my career’s-gonna-be-on-the-line-in-like-the-matter-of-hours busy. So make this quick..

Skyler: Well to tell you the truth im bored.. ( DEDEDE turns ) … wait but I was wondering if… well.. :$..

Mr. DEDEDE: Well?..

Skyler: We could.. sort of… playyy… Dance Dance Revolution???

Mr. DEDEDE: ….

Skyler: … well :$… okay I know it sounds stupid, but–

Mr. DEDEDE: Sure!

Skyler: What??

Mr. DEDEDE: I said fine, lets play. It should get the blood flowing. I’ve got enough time. Let’s play! I don’t see why not..

Skyler: Oh my gosh thats awesome! Okay lets play, its in here… ( Skyler opens the nearby door, and walks into the lockerroom as DEDEDE follows, and they step onto a “Dance Dance Revolution” Machine, as it starts off )

Skyler: Alright, you know how to play, right??

Mr. DEDEDE: Yeah, start it up… ( The machine starts up, as both Skyler and DEDEDE start dancing on the machine, with DEDEDE in the lead of points and Skyler trailing )

Mr. DEDEDE: You’d-better-dance-quicker-than-that-if-you-plan-to-win..

Skyler: Im-just-getting-STARTED! ( Skyler starts increasing points, as DEDEDE struggles to maintain a lead, and a laugh is heard from behind them ) ..

( DEDEDE and Skyler look back as HBB is pointing and laughing at the both of them )

Heart Break Boy: Really, DEDEDE?? (xd)!!.. so this is supposed to be the most important night of your career, and you’re playing DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION?!?!? ..

Mr. DEDEDE: Oh please… get out of here, HBB..

Heart Break Boy: I will in a second. But I wanna make things clear. DEDEDE, tonight its a Last Man Standing match. Meaning that if one of us, if not both of us don’t beat a 10 count in that match, than someones retiring… and that someone isn’t gonna be the old man playing Dance-off with a vixen. It’s gonna be the old dog who just cant stop learning new tricks. ME. The Heart. Break. Boy..

Mr. DEDEDE: … cute, now buzz off i’ve got a game to– ( DEDEDE looks back and sees Skyler who unpaused the game, and played ahead of him ) .. HEY WHAT THE HELL?? STOP CHEATING!
( HBB shakes his head and closes the door, as DEDEDE and Skyler continue to play )

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Announcer: This match… is a 20 minute CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE match, for the NATIONAL EXTTRRRREEEME CHAMPIONSHIP!!! … This match will start off with two men in the ring, and every 5 minutes, another competitor will enter the match! The clock will start when the match starts, and will be a non-stop Championship Match, where the reigning Champion at the end of the contest will REMAIN Champion!! …

( Ross Shacklefords music hits, as he walks out to the ring )

Announcer: Introducing first… from Portsmouth, England, weighing in at 250 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS… ROSS!!! SHACKLEFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!

Jaywalker: Fan, I think alot of people forget that Shackleford is the original _# 1 Contender for the National Extreme Championship. But the NE Title scene is an everchanging one, and an unpredictable one. Because of that, Shackleford has to be joined with 3 other men. But I doubt Ross is gonna allow himself to lose focus yet. Ross Shackleford is here for one purpose only, and its to get that Title over his shoulders.

( John Alloys music plays, as he walks out from the back with the National Extreme Title over his shoulder )

Announcer: And his opponent… from Mount Elbert, Colorado… weighing in at 230 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS… He is the NATIONAAAAL EXTRRREEEEME CHAMPION… JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN ALLOOOOOOOOOY!!!

WWEFan: John Alloy is hands down the most impressing person I’ve ever seen. The man is SCARY good, he’s always focused, and never holds regret to a word that he says! John Alloy is showing unchanged bearing, despite the heavy title scene of the National Extreme Championship as of late! Alloy just needs tonights win, and his claims of being a true CHAMPION will be indeniable, now that’s for sure..

( Ding! Ding! Ding! ) [[ The timer begins ]]

Jaywalker: Shackleford and Alloy are the original Champion and Contender, this is the way the match SHOULD start, as both guys head towards eachother locking up… and now Ross Shackleford ducks down and carries Alloy on his shoulder, but Alloy connects an elbow into the side of Shacklefords head, slides off of the shoulder… backs into the ropes and KNOCKS Ross down with the Boot into the face! And Ross gets back up, as Alloy swings a double axe-handle into the sternum, and repeats the sequence as Ross returns back up to knock him back down, and goes for the quick cover,

WWEFan: 1!!!!……… but Shackleford unsuprisingly kicks out. There’s obviously ALOT of strategy that’s going to be going into this match, as Alloy pulls Shackleford back up to his feet… and is going for a Scoopsla– nope! Shackleford SHOVES Alloy away from him as Alloy backs into the turnbuckle, and Shackleford runs and CLOBBERS a turnbuckle clothesline into the National Extreme Champion! And now Ross whips Alloy into the parallel turnbuckle behind him… and as Alloy lands into the turnbuckle, Shackleford runs…. and DRIVES THE SHOULDER straight into the gut of John Alloy!!

Jaywalker: And Alloy is bent over clutching his gut, as Shackleford connects a quick Firemans Carry throw, sending John Alloy to the mat and covers with the leg hooked, ONEEEEE!!! … TWOOOOOO.. BUT John Alloy kicks out! And momentarily, Alloy sits up, as Ross from behind begins swinging fists after fists into the side of the neck! And Ross SNAPS in a headlock from behind, as both men are grounded and John Alloys face is pressing into the mat, with Ross mounted over him applying pressure, weight and size against John Alloy! Ross Shackleford is showing NO signs of remourse in ths brutal headlock from behind, putting John Alloy in a helpless state! ..

WWEFan: Ross is wearing Alloy down, a SMART thing to do in a match where you’re going to need a guarantee of 20 minutes to do the job… and Now Alloy after a good…. 20 seconds begins getting some leverage with his palms on the canvas, and is SWINGING elbows back as much as he can, as Ross Shackleford is just upping the intensity! And Alloy after a couple of hefty elbows connected, gets Ross to let go… but to ALLOYS expense, as Ross fires back with a boot to the side of the face, and Ross quickly covers! ONEE!!!… TWOOOOO, But Alloy kicks out! And now Alloy is pulling himself up, but Ross Shackleford has him beat…

Jaywalker: As Ross pulls John Alloy up to his feet rather quickly, and RUSHES that arm hook, and connects a SWIFT, SNAP-LIKE VERTICAL SUPLEX! [[ Titantron: 5…4…. ]] We’ve got another entrant coming, as Ross covers Alloy again! ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!… TWOOOO, but ALLOY kicks out! [[ 1…. BUZZ!!! ]]

( Messiah’s music hits as he runs out to the ring in a lightning-like speed )

Jaywalker: And HERE COMES MESSIAH! The 4th slot for this match voted in by the EAW Fans, as Messiah slides in the ring, and Ross gets up and SWINGS at Messiah— but Messiah DUCKS under the swing, and is behind Ross as he delivers a CRIPPLING Neckbreaker from behind!!

WWEFan: And John Alloy is on all-fours, as Messiah runs towards John Alloy, and delivers a BIG baseball slide, as John Alloy rolls and tumbles to the outside of the ring! And now Ross is on all fours, as Messiah SPRINGS to the top rope… and as Ross is bent down, clutching his stomach, as Messiah LEAPS OFF… AND CONNECTS THE GHETTO STOMP INTO ROSS’ SPINE!!! WHAT AN INVERSION OF HIS FINISHER!!! AS ROSS FALLS TO THE CANVAS ABDOMEN FIRST, and Messiah turns Ross over and hooks the leg!!! ONEEEEEEEEE!!!… TWOOOOOO!!!!………. THREEEEEE!!! ….

Announcer: Messiah is the reigning NE Champion!

Jaywalker: Messiah got it! And now Messiah looks around, and notices John Alloy who’s rolling back into the ring.. and Messiah rolls OUT of the ring! As Alloy heads over to Ross Shackleford, and covers him! ONEEEEEEEEEE…… but BEFORE Messiah decides to pull Ross out, Ross kicks out! And now Messiah pulls Ross out of the ring anyway, avoiding any chances of a beatdown. And now Messiah pulls Ross up to his feet, as Messiah throws a couple of punches into the face…. but Ross with his strength, SHOVES Messiah away… BUT… BUT LOOK!! LOOK!!! JOHN ALLOY SPRINGS OVER THE ROPES!!!
WWEFan: AND TAKES ROSS SHACKLEFORD AND MESSIAH DOWN AT ONE SHOT!!! What an UNEXPECTED move out of John Alloy!! All 3 men are down at ringside, and this just goes to show what this title means to John Alloy! As the next entrant is ready to get into this match.. [[ 5…. 4…. 3…. 2…. 1…… BUZZ!!! ]]

( Extreme Enigmas music hits as he makes his entrance, but walks down the ramp to see the three men laid out at the bottom of it, minus for Messiah just getting back up )
WWEFan: Well Extreme Enigma came at the right place at the right time, as Enigma FIRES a punch at Messiah, and grabs Messiah by the back of his head… and DRIVES HIM face first into the steel steps!! And Enigma lifts Messiah onto his shoulders… and DROPS HIM, GUTFIRST over those Steel Steps!!! As Messiah falls to the ground clutching his gut and groaning! And now Ross and Alloy are both wobbly on their feet, as Enigma rolls them both into the ring… and Extreme Enigma is checking under the ring apron, and is pulling out A… A…

Jaywalker: A SPIKED BAT!?!?! DID HE PUT THAT THERE OR SOMETHING!?!? THATS PRACTICALLY A MURDER WEAPON!!! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DEMON SEED DID ERIC DARKTHRONE PLANT INTO THAT ALREADY WARPED MIND OF EE!?!? Enigma rolls in the ring with this.. this THING now, and John Alloy is returning to his feet… but ON HIS WAY UP, ALLOY PULLS HIS TRUSTY TITANIUM BAT FROM OUT OF THE RING APRON, AND TURNS AROUND FACING EE!! This is QUITE the standoff, as Enigma has a freaking SPIKED BAT in his hands, and John Alloy has his titanium bat! And both guys are sizing eachother up real nice, this is going to get UGLY!!

WWEFan: But… bu— bu– but LOOK! Ross Shackleford is getting back up!!! He’s up, groggy and wobbly as both EE and Alloy look riiight at him!! And BOTH GUYS SWING!!!! RIGHT INTO ROSS SHACKLEFORD!!! OH NOOOOOO!!!!! THIS IS E— WAIT!!! ROSS DODGES OUT OF THE WAY!!! AND EXTREME ENIGMA ENDS UP HITTING ALLOY IN THE SHOULDER ON ACCIDENT WITH THAT SPIKED BAT!!! And Alloys arm is BLEEDING like crazy!!! As he falls to the ground! And Enigma is sort of shocked, but FROM BEHIND!!! ROSS SHACKLEFORD HITS A LOW BLOW!!! As Enigma drops his spiked bat, and Ross turns him around… and Ross GRABS HIM AROUND THE THROAT!!

Jaywalker: And Ross hits the CHOKESLAM, SENDING EE SPINE FIRST INTO THAT EVIL, GRUESOME SPIKED BAT!!! AND EE IS SCREAMING AND HOLLERING IN PAIN!!! AS ROSS PULLS ENIGMA INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND COVERS!! ONEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! … THREEEEEEEEE!!!! …

Announcer: Ross Shackleford is the Reigning NE Champion!

Jaywalker: Shackleford tipped EVERYTHING into his favor! And now Messiah rolls into the ring, as Ross Shackleford grabs Messiah, and is going for the scooped slam– but Messiah FIRES back with right hands! As they all connect into Shackleford’s face, as Messiah SPRINGBOARDS off of the ropes, and connect a HURRICANA!! Springboard Hurricana hit!!
WWEFan: And now Messiah covers Ross! ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!….. TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!…. But John Alloy LEAPS over the pinfall and breaks it! [[ 5…. 4…… 3…… 2….. 1…. BUZZ!!! ]]

( Eric Darkthrone’s music plays as he comes out, and arrogantly walks down the ramp and into the ring )

WWEFan: Well here comes Eric Darkthrone, the freshest man here after all of the CARNAGE we’ve had! As theres still a good 5 minutes left on the clock! And now John Alloy is up, and is trading shots with Messiah, and Eric Darkthrone slides into the ring now, as Eric Darkthrone rushes towards them… and is going for a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!! — BUT BOTH MESSIAH AND JOHN ALLOY DUCK, AND SEND DARKTHRONE OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! JUST LIKE THAT!!! And after Darkthrone hits the floor, he SLAMS his fists into the ground in anger! As in the ring– Ross Shackleford CLOTHESLINES Messiah out of the ring!!!

Jaywalker: And now John Alloy LIFTS Ross Shackleford onto his shoulder, and drops him THROAT FIRST into the ringrope!! And Shackleford is down, rolled out of the ring!! And now Alloy turns around… and meets a KICK TO THE GUT from Extreme Enigma!!! And PULLS IN THE TWIST OF HATE!!! … BUT ALLOY SHOVES Enigma away from him as he Twists for the Hate, and Enigma runs up the turnbuckle!! But Alloy KNOWS that trick, as he JETS towards the very Turnbuckle, and Enigma LEAPS OFF and lands behind Alloy!!! And Alloy turns around as Enigma bends down, and attempts to sweep Alloy off of his feet…

WWEFan: But Alloy HAMMERS Enigmas spine, as he pulls Extreme Enigma in, lifts up and DROPS THE POWERBOMB!!! AND JOHN ALLOY, WITH 3 MINUTES LEFT ON THE CLOCK HOLDS ON A PIN AFTER THE POWERBOMB!! 1!!!……… 2!!!!….. AND ALLOY BRIDGES THE PIN!! 3!!!!……..

Announcer: John Alloy is the reigning Champion!

WWEFan: Now look at Eric Darkthrone, Eric Darkthrone from behind has John Alloy’s titanium bat, and Darkthrone HOOKS that bat from behind John Alloy… and connects a WHITE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP using that Titanium Bat!!! And he takes John Alloy down!! And now Eric Darkthrone looks down at his partner, Extreme Enigma… and Darkthrone PULLS EXTREME ENIGMA UP… AND HE’S GONNA GO FOR THE HELLHAMMER?!?!?

Jaywalker: Stop instigating, Fan! He’s helping his partner up! And now Enigma who’s barely even conscious, is getting orders from Darkthrone… and now Darkthrone drops to all fours, hands and knees, as Enigma backs up…. and RUNS towards Darkthrone, looking like hes gonna SPRING outside of the ring… AND ENIGMA SPRINGS ONTO DARKTHRONE, OVER THE ROPES, AND DIVES DOWN ONTO ROSS SHACKLEFORD, WHO WAS JUST STANDING!! And now look!! Eric Darkthrone gets back up, as Messiah slides into the ring and heads towards Darkthrone… but Darkthrone GRABS MESSIAH BY THE THROAT, WITH ONLY A MINUTE AND 30 SECONDS LEFT! And now Darkthrone IS GOING FOR THE HELL HAMMER!!! AND DARKTHRONE… DARKTHRONE CONNECTS IT!!! AND COVERS MESSIAH!!!! ONEEEEEEE!!!!…… TWOOOOOOOO…… BUT FROM BEHIND!!! JOHN ALLOY CRACKS THAT SPIKED BAT OVER ERIC DARKTHRONES SPINE!!! BREAKING THE PIN, AND PERHAPS BREAKING DARKTHRONE IN HALF!!!!

WWEFan: Darkthrone looks like he’s been SHOT! His eyes are WIDE OPEN! The expression of pain is unbearable!! And now Extreme Enigma slides into the ring, and connects a CHOP BLOCK with his shoulder into the back of Alloys knee! A minute and 5 seconds! As Enigma backs into the ropes and connects a BASEBALL SLIDE into Alloys face!! And now Extreme Enigma quickly climbs up the turnbuckle, he knows its HIM vs the CLOCK! As Enigma is up top!!! Up top!!! And Enigma, WAY UP TOP, LEAPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE….. AND CONNECTS…… THE FALL FROM GRAAAAAACE!!! ALL OR NOTHING!!!! ALL OR NOTHING!!!! AND!!! AND AND AND—– JOHN ALLOY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!!! AS ENIGMA LANDS DIRECTLY ON HIS BACK!!! 30 SECONDS LEFT!!

Jaywalker: The suspense is KILLING me! As LOOK!! DARKTHRONE! DARKTHRONE COVERS JOHN ALLOY!!! DARKTHRONE COVERS, ONEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEE!!!!

Announcer: Eric Darkthrone is the reigning NE Champion!

Jaywalker: THIS WAS CRUCIAL!!! CRUCIAL OF DARKTHRONE!!! And now Ross Shackleford slides back into the ring, as Darkthrone picks up that Titanium bat, and Darkthrone SWINGS IT into Ross Shackleford!!! It’s 20 As Ross is being BATTERED with that bat!!! 25 seconds left!!! And now look!! And Darkthrone is UNLEASHING punishment!!…. but FROM BEHIND, JOHN ALLOY IS BACK UP, WITH THE STUDDED SPIKED BAT IN HIS HAND. AND ALLOY TURNS DARKTHRONE AROUND AFTER TAPPING HIM IN THE SHOULDER, AND BLASTS THE SPIKED BAT STRAIGHT INTO DARKTHRONES FACE!!!!!

WWEFan: MY GOD!!! DARKTHRONE IS OUT!!! AND ALLOY COVERS!! 10 SECONDS!!! ONEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Announcer: John Alloy is the reigning NE Champion!

WWEFan: Seven seconds! Six seconds! All men are down!! Five seconds!! Four seconds!!! ALLOY IS IN THE CLEAR!!! BUT LOOK!!! FROM BEHIND!!! EXTREME ENIGMA ROLLS UP THE PIN!!! ROLLS UP THE PIN!!!! [[[ 3 ]]] … ONEEEEEEE!!!!… [[ 2… ]]] TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!…. [[ 1…. ]] ….THREEE—-!!!!!!!! ENIGMA’S GOT IT!!!!! … WAIT!!! [[ BUZZ!!!!!!! ]]]WAIT!!! ALLOY HAD A GRIP AROUND THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! AND THE REFEREE NOTICES IT!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Jaywalker: OH MY GOD!!!!

Announcer: The winner of this match!!! …….

( John Alloys music plays, as he rolls out of the ring grueling in pain and Extreme Enigma collapses on the ground, covering his face and Alloy is handed his title )
Announcer: … AND STILL THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIOOOON… JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN… ALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!

Jaywalker: That had to be one of the most heart-pounding matches I’ve ever gotten to see!! This was one of the things that you look for in EAW, a match that keep you on the edge of your seat, and at the same time on your feet! And John Alloy, like you said Fan, solidified his name as a true CHAMPION!

WWEFan: There’s no doubt you have something special when you can pull through in a match like this, walking in as Champion and leaving the Champ as well! Extreme Enigma had literally INCHES from that belt! Just a centemeter from that strap, but it JUST wasn’t enough! It was the wrong place, wrong time, and John Alloy was able to manage time & location wisely.

Jaywalker: But you GOTTA attest luck into this, man! John Alloy is certainly VERY lucky to hold that title, Extreme Enigma was literally a SECOND away from that belt, man… a great showing by everyone here, though.. but John Alloy remains the National Extreme Champion.

( Camera fades backstage to Mr. DEDEDE and Skyler Kanellis, sweating and slouching over the Dance Dance machine )

Mr. DEDEDE: O–kay… alright… I-think… Im done…

Skyler: Me.. too… I…. can’t…. play… any… moree….

Mr. DEDEDE: Sooo… exhausted… ( Max A. Million knocks on the door, and walks into the room with a microphone )

Max A. Million: DEDEDE, I wanted to get your comments on tonights match against HBB.

Obviously this is reall– wait a sec… is that… Dance Dance Revolution?? …

Max A. Million: Anyways.. DEDEDE, any words on tonight??

Mr. DEDEDE: ( still breathing heavily ) … umm… okay, well..

Distant Voice: Yo! Yo! Yo! ( DEDEDE’s 2008 apprentice, Nick, walks into the room and snatches the mic from Max A. Million )

Nick: Alright DEDEDE, that was a nice little joke and ima let you finish… but HEART BREAK BOY IS THE GREATEST E-FEDDER OF ALL TIME!!!
Mr. DEDEDE: ….

Nick: … *Kanye Shrug* … ( Nick walks off as DEDEDE and Max look on ) ..

Mr. DEDEDE: … no comment… ( DEDEDE walks off shaking his head ) …

( Cameras fade back inside the ring area where The Glass Walls hanging high above the ring begin slowly lowering, as the lights in the arena turn red, and massive neon blue coloured lasers light up the Glass Walls as ominous music begins playing )

WWEFan: This is that time, Fan… the fans asked for this, the Glass Wallz contest… but the question is have the fans gone alittle too far in deciding the fate of these four extremists??

Jaywalker: These people are never wrong, Fan, why do you think im reffing tonights EAW Championship match?? ..

Announcer: This contest is scheduled for onefall.. and is the first ever TAG TEAM Glass Wallz match, for the UNIFEEEED TAAAG TEEEEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!! ..

( SNV’s music plays as both men walk out with their Unified Tag Team Titles on their shoulders, but noticeably wearing Jean shorts and Sleeveless Tee’s saying “SNV” )

Announcer: Introducing first… they are the team of ROBBIE V and RATED R SHAMAN… THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSSSSS…. TEAM “SNV”, SEX N VIOLENCE!!!!

WWEFan: These guys were prepared for ANYTHING. Because when it comes to stipulative matches, theres not a better two men you can pear up than Robbie V and Rated R Shaman of Sexy, to head into a match in this kind of caliber! And this alone gives Team SNV the obvious edge in a match as DANGEROUS, and as EVIL as the Glass Wallz Match it!

Jaywalker: The Glass Wallz Match has literally cut careers down to a fraction of before. You ask every man who’s competed in a Glass Wallz match, and for the first couple of seconds, it’ll be as if they saw a ghost. THAT’s how insane being in a Glass Wallz match is. It’s TORTURE. And Rated R Shaman, this man who is named the “Father of the Glass Wallz Match” has yet to taste a loss in this matchtype.. he’s got a TOWERING advantage against the challengers…

( Damage Inc’s music hits as they walk out, and are obviously nervous as they are unable to take their eyes off of the Glass Wallz match, as they head to the ring )
Announcer: And their challengers…. they are the team of SIBERIAN WOLVERINE and MA BEAST… DAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE INC!!!!

WWEFan: Damage Inc are in for the roughest night of their lives. The Glass Wallz match literally guarantee’s a trip to the hospital. And we’ve seen young guys walk into the Glass Wallz match every time one happens, just not knowing what to expect. And I GUARANTEE you, neither of these men will leave this arena the same men that they walked into it. I GUAREN-DAMN-TEE you. Champions or NOT. They’re NOT leaving the arena the same!

Jaywalker: Yeah im pretty sure somebody’s hitting the hospital after this…

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Jaywalker: Well this is it… this is a weapons filled match remember that, weapons are hanging on the Walls. And the door is shut, the Walls are dropped. And now team SNV IMMEDIATELY get the trashcan lids from the side of the wall, and start CHARGING towards Damage Inc, as they start BATTERING Damage inc with the lids! RRS on MA, and Robbie on SW! And theres ofcorse NOWHERE for Damage Inc to go, as they keep absorbing the punishment!!

WWEFan: And after an incalculable amount of shots, SNV drop their weapons, as RRS hovers over MA Beast and starts throwing punches, and now Robbie grabs Wolverine by the head… pulls him up… and tosses him FACE FIRST into one of the Glass Wallz!!! Glass panels! And SW falls to the ground, as Robbie heads over to another wall…. and Robbie pulls down a… a large Glass Panel! And as MA Beast is in a seated position infront of the turnbuckle… Robbie V RUNS TOWARDS MA, AND IS GOING FOR THE CHAIR SURF!!!

Jaywalker: AS THE CHAIR SURF WITH THE GLASS PANEL CONNECTS, AND THE LARGE GLASS PANEL SHATTERS INTO MA’S FACE!!! The glass practically exploding all over him!!! As shards are stuck in his face, and RRS drags MA in the ring and covers him! ONEEEEEEE!!!!……. TWOOOOOOOOO…. But MA kicks out!! Not a good start for Damage Inc, thats for sure, as SW is behind Team SNV!! And Siberian Wolverine has a steel chair in his hand!! and CRACKS the Steel Chair over the spine of Robbie V!!! Robbie falls to a knee, as RRS gets up, and Wolf CRACKS the chair over RRS’ skull, sending him down to the mat!! A GREAT way to get things back in order! As Wolf heads over to his partner MA, and helps him up…

WWEFan: And now Robbie V returns to his feet, and quickly HURTLES towards SW, and DRIVES SW spinefirst into the Glass Wall!! And Robbie begins sending Shoulder thrust after Shoulder thrust! And backs up from SW, as he runs towards SW again… but SW, hanging his arms on the ropes lifts the boot into Robbies jaw!! And now Siberian Wolverine lifts both of his legs, and goes for the HURRICANA—- AND ROBBIE V CRASHES HEADFIRST, STRAIGHT INTO A GLASS WALL!! AS HIS SKULL CRASHES STRAIGHT THROUGH IT!!!!! And now MA Beast meanwhile is trading punches with Rated R Shaman, back and forth the two men go.. and back to Siberian Wolf, who has a Steel Chair in his hands now, and begins BASHING THE CHAIR INTO ROBBIE’S SPINE OVER! AND OVER! AND OVER AGAIN!!! AND ROBBIE IS HELPLESS!!!

Jaywalker: And after the assault, we see RRS taking control here with a kick to the gut to MA Beast.. but MA grabs the leg, and RRS CONVERTS with the Enziguri!!! As MA swings around after the kick to his face, and now SW AGAIN, like a chair crazed MAD MAN SWINGS the end of the chair into the back of RRS’ knee from behind!!! Cutting him down a size!!! And as RRS is on one knee, MA Beast backs into the ropes, and DELIVERS THE SHINING WIZAAAAAAAARD!!!! DEVASTATING MOVE!!! AS RRS IS LAID OUT!!! AND BEAST COVERS! ONEEEEEEEE!!!… TWOOOOOOO!!!!…. But Rated R Shaman kicks out!!!

WWEFan: Damage Inc have quickly captured their chemistry! And now Robbie V has pulled his head out of the wall, but the SECOND he does, MA Beast wraps his arms around Robbie from behind, and SW with that wrecked Steel Chair has it set up in the seating position behind MA.. as MA LUNGES, AND CONNECTS THE GERMAN SUPLEX, SENDING ROBBIE V’S NECK & SHOULDERS STRAIGHT INTO THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR, SNAPPING IT OFF FROM THE FORCE!!! As Damage Inc begin taunting to the crowd!! Damage Inc have their confidence build back u– HEY LOOK!! SPRINGBOARDING OFF OF THE ROPES, ITS RRS!!! CONNECTING THE SPRINGBOARD ENZIGURI STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE OF SW!!!

Jaywalker: And RRS is going for the quick cover!!! ONEEEEEE!!!! .. TWOOOO— But MA breaks that pin!! And now MA is pounding fists into RRS’ body and back, but RRS is trying to work through it, as he plants ONE mean shot into the gut! And ANOTHER uppercut square in the jaw!!! And now RRS grabs MA by the ankles, and sweeps him up to his back with the legs up and open… and RRS leaps with a Legdrop straight into the face of MA!! And RRS KIPS UP from the ground, as SW heads towards him… but RRS DUCKS again, sweeps SW onto his back… and RRS MOVES INFRONT OF THE GLASS WALLZ DOOR, AS HE CONNECTS THE CATAPAULT!!!!!! AND SENDS SIBERIAN WOLVERINE FLYING THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE GLASS WALLZ, SHATTERING IT AND LANDING AT THE OUTSIDE!!!

WWEFan: And now Robbie V has been in the background for the while, as he’s recuperated and is now up to a Top rope!!! And MA Beast is getting back up to his feet, as he grabs a… a hanging computer keyboard!!! And Robbie is looking down at MA Beast who’s groggy and up to his feet, as Robbie quickly ties the keyboard under his boot, and LEAPS OFF FOR THE VINTAGE MISSILE SPINNING KICK!! BOOT TO THE FACE, AS THE KEYBOARD IS SMASHED!!!! And MA Beast is sent down, as Robbie is eyeing the turnbuckle!! And now Robbie heads towards the Turnbuckle, climbing up… but LOOK!!! Outside of the ring, Siberian Wolverine has a 2X4 PULLED FROM UNDER THE RING!!! AND SW WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS IS SWINGING IT INTO THE GLASS WALLZ BEHIND ROBBIE!!! AND SW AFTER TWO HEART-FELT SWINGS, SMASH THROUGH THE GLASS WALL, AND INTO ROBBIES SPINE!!!!

Jaywalker: DESPITE being plunged through a freaing Glass Door, SW KEPT moving almost unconsciously!! The man worked like an ant, but his impact was HUGE! As RRS is now quickly heading outside of the Glass Wallz through the door, and is quickly heading towards SW!!! And as RRS heads towards SW, SW SWINGS, AND CLOCKS THE 2X4 OVER RRS’ SKU– NO!! RRS DUCKS UNDER THE 2X4!! And ends up behind SW, as Wolverine turns around and meets a kick to the gut by RRS!! And now RRS lifts Wolverine onto his shoulders… and starts spinning around with SW hoisted, and RRS steps closer to the Glass Wall, as SW”s HEAD IS SWUNG STRAIGHT INTO A GLASS WALL!!! STRAIGHT THROUGH A PANELL!!! AND SW HAS SEEMINGLY BEEN OBLITERATED!!!

WWEFan: NOW LOOK IN THE RING!! ROBBIE V after getting hit with that 2×4 has MA Beast climbing up the same turnbuckle… and now MA BEAST IS LIFTING ROBBIE!!! MA BEAST IS GOING FOR THE BRAIN BUSTER!!!! …. But before MA can lift Robbie, Robbie snaps a quick toekick into the side of the head!! And Robbie connects another kick!! And as MA Beast is losing consciousness, Robbie turns around and tears a Laptop-sized Glass Panel off from the Glass Wall!! And Robbie turns and SWINGS THAT PANEL STRAIGHT INTO MA’S SKULL!!! AS MA FALLS OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!

Jaywalker: And now Robbie grabs ANOTHER, larger Glass Panel!! And now Robbie gets into a standing position on the Turnbuckle, as he DROPS the Glass Panel onto MA Beast, and LEAPS OFF AFTER IT, CONNECTING THE FIVE STAAAR FROG SPLAAAAAAAAAASH!!!! STRAIGHT INTO MA BEASTS GUT, WITH THAT GLASS PANEL EXPLODING ALL OVER THE BOTH OF THESE MEN!!! ROBBIE CONNECTS RIGHT INTO MA, AND BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE DOWN AND OUT, AS ROBBIE IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD TO HIS CONSCIOUSNESS!!! AS ROBBIE ROLLS OVER TO MA BEAST, AND BARELY, BARELY HOOKS ONE LEG!!! JUST ONE LEG!!! ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!……… BUT MY GOD!!!!! MY GOD!!!! MA BEAST KICKS OUT!!!! MA BEAST KICKS OUT!!!!

WWEFan: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?! MA BEAST IS!!! MA BEAST IS STILL THERE!!! HES STILL ALIVE!!!! AND NOW MA IS TRYING TO SIT UP… BUT LOOK AT RRS, WHO’S BACK IN THE GLASS WALLZ! RRS BACKS UP, AND RUNS WITH THE RUNNING KNEE STRAIGHT INTO MA BEASTS FACE!!! And now RRS covers MA Beast!!! ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ……… BUT MA BEAST KICKS OUT ONCE MORE!!!! THIS MAN WONT QUIT!!! HE WONT STOP!!! And now Siberian Wolverine, from the outside of the ring is climbing UP the Glass Wallz, trying to get in by any means necessary!!! And SW is climbing rather fast, as hes nearing the top of the Glass Walls!!! And now Robbie sees SW climbing up, as Robbie runs towards that wall, and starts climbing up the very same Glass Wall!!!

Jaywalker: And now SW reaches the top, and has one leg over, as Robbie V has also momentarily reached the top! And Robbie throws a right hand into SW’s face, as both men are in a russian roulette!! And now SW grabs something from the Glass Wall…. and it appears to be a hanging BAG OF GLASS SHARDS!!! AS SW SWINGS IT INTO ROBBIES FACE, AND THE SHARDS FLY INTO HIS FACE!! AND NOW SW IS TRYING TO STAND UP ONTOP OF THE GLASS WALL…… In the ring, RRS drags MA Beast infront of a Turnbuckle… but MA Beast gets up to a knee, as RRS is hammering shots into MA Beasts bloodied face! And MA Beast is ABSORBING the shots, as MA is up, backs into the ropes, and MA Beast connects a HUUUUUUUUGE SHOULDERBLOCK, SENDING RRS FLYING INTO THE GLASS WALL SW AND ROBBIE ARE ON TOP OF!!! AND RRS’ ENTIRE BODY CRASHES RIGHT INTO IT!!!

WWEFan: And with the impact, SW FALLS GROIN FIRST INTO THE TOP OF THE GLASS WALL, AND THE ENTIRE GLASS WALL GIVES IN TO THE PRESSURE, AS THE ENTIRE WALL COLLAPSES, AND ROBBIE AND SW END UP FLYING TO THE RINGSIDE GROUND!!! BURIED IN GLASS SHARDS!! BURIED IN RUBBLE!!! And now in the ring its RRS and MA Beast, RRS draped over the ring ropes, and MA Beasts lifting RRS up… and pulls RRS in for the BEAST BUSTER!!! — BUT RRS GETS OUT OF IT WITH A BACKBODY DROP, as MA Beasts body ends up crashing into a Glass Wall, and landing back in the ring!!! And now RRS who is still on his feet eyes the turnbuckle infront of MA Beast, as RRS LEAPS UP!!! LEAPS UP THE TURNBUCKLE, AND CONNECTS THE STIGMA!!!!!!! THE CORKSCREW SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT!!! STIGMA!!!!!! AND IT CONNECTS RIGHT INTO MA BEAST!!!!! AND THE COVER!!! ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!…… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!…. THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ITS OVER!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( SNV’s music plays, as RRS falls back into the ring, a paralyzed, bloodbathed RRS in a state-of-shock wreck, and is handed both Unified Tag Team Titles )

Announcer: Here are your winneeeers…. and STILL the Unified Tag Team Champioooons.. S!! N!!! V!!!! …

( Robbie V and Siberian Wolverine are outside on the ringside floor, being checked on by doctors with nearby stretchers as both men are yet to move )

Jaywalker: Wow….

WWEFan: Destruction. You look around this arena, and thats the ONLY charactersitic you can give it. It’s DESTRUCTION. I don’t think.. I really don’t think these men, RRS especially has been in a Glass Walls Match like this. Not as destroyed, carved up, battered and TESTED as he is now. This may have been the most BRUTAL match every man in this match has ever been in. Hands down.

Jaywalker: It’s an initiation toward greatness, Fan. RRS and Robbie V are guaranteed Hardcore Legends. But this match proves that they are MASTERS at this craft that is called “Extreme”. Point-freaking-blank. It’s not even ABOUT the Tag Team Titles at this point! It’s like there was so much more won to this match. But man… ONE of these Glass Walls Matches are career-enders, but the Seismic scale to this…. this chaos is just…. unlike any other Glass Wallz Match.

WWEFan: And here we stand, with Team SNV STILL the EAW Tag Team Champions. But it almost sounds too SIMPLE. It was literally lives put at risk right here, Jay. I just hope these guys are okay…

Jaywalker: Well i mean… i mean what more can you do besides move on?… I’m… im at a loss for words. EAW tends to reach a point where you can’t even say anything about what you see. This was just a stomach-turning, gruesome as can be match, in a night thats FAR from over.

WWEFan: You’re very right, Jay because tonight marks the night to the ending of a Legend.. and I’m talking about The Heart Break Boy and Mr .DEDEDE because tonight they both are putting their most valuable storied careers on the line tonight so how about we both take a look at a small dose of both respective careers..

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgOlCEpiSLo airs )

( Camera fades backstage to Extreme Enigma and Eric Darkthrone walking backstage, with towels and icepacks all over them, limping to the lockerroom )

Extreme Enigma: Well man… it was a good match…. ( Eric Darkthrone stops, as EE stops, and Darkthrone turns to Enigma and grabs him by the collar )

Extreme Enigma: Woah! What the hell is your problem!?!?

Eric Darkthrone: WE TOOK SHOTS WITH SPIKED BATS. TOOK FINISHING MOVES. TOOK HIGH FLYING MOVES. RISKED OUR NECKS FOR THAT TITLE, THAT THAT INSTIGATING, PROBLEM STARTING JOHN ALLOY STILL HAS… AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS “IT WAS A GOOD MATCH!?!”…

Extreme Enigma: Dude, I was CLOSE. Okay??? You dont think im not disappointed?! I’m freaking DEPRESSED about this. But what am I gonna do, strip the guy of the title and hand it to ourselves?? Im the GM, but im a competitor, and I’ve drawn the fine line. And I’m not gonna turn into an Arch Douche just to get what I want…

Eric Darkthrone: Take my advice. Because this, I guarantee you, will be the most impactful thing that anyone ever tells you: … A wise man once said, “When Opportunity comes knocking, you throw everything else out of the window and answer its calling”… translation? If you EVER want to reach new heights, you’re going to listen to me. And you’re going to throw away every little ambitious thing that held you back… AM I UNDERSTOOD…

Extreme Enigma: I… I…

Eric Darkthrone: Am. I. Under. Stood..

Extreme Enigma: I.. I understand… ( Eric Darkthrones expression changes from an angry one to a calmed one, as he pats Enigma on the back and walks down the hallway with him ) …

( John Alloy is seen lurking in the background, shaking his head in disgust ) ..

( Camera fades back inside the ring to the Ring Announcer )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, its a proud honor to introduce to you and PLEASE WELCOME THE HEART OF DARKNESS!!!…. KEVINNN DEVASTATIIIOONN!!!

( Kevin Devastations music plays, as he walks out wearing all-black, including Black Shades )

WWEFan: Well folks we’ve been sort of awaiting this. We’re supposed to have word from Kevin Devastation as far as the here-and-now goes. Kevin Devastation is set to address the audience about something important.

Jaywalker: Theres no necessary speculation needed, we do know that he’s the former Voltage General Manager, who was last seen quitting the show due to frustrations of disrespect. But as for now, let’s just see how his announcement will play out is all.. ( Kevin Devastation is standing in the middle of the ring )

Kevin Devastation: How’s everybody doing…

Kevin Devastation: It’s been a very, very unfocused last 7 months from me. My priorities were in all of the wrong places, and it was a very frustrating and stressful time for my career. Where was the KD that had packs bowing at his command? Where was the KD that created superstars, and buried others?? Where was the KD that was able to get anything he could want with the snap of his fingers?? .. It felt like he was gone…

Kevin Devastation: At this point, im uninterested in anybodys opinion on me. If you don’t care about me, I won’t care about you. If you don’t like me, I won’t like you. And if you love me… I’ll accept the love and make every supporter I have proud. I’m not out here to give you a life story, im out here to give you all a PROMISE.

Kevin Devastation: A PROMISE, that im going to becoming a World Champion before this year goes by.

Kevin Devastation: A PROMISE, that I have ZERO plans in leaving this business..

Kevin Devastation: And a promise that im going to fulfill my destiny that was set in stone for me the minute I walked into this business. You can take me seriously or not. You can respect me or disrespect me. But I didnt come into this business to become a side-disk… My aspirations. My dreams. My goals. They’re all reachable, I KNOW IT. And I KNOW that all irjr taek, um.. sorry…

Kevin Devastation: it takes is… is….

Kevin Devastation: I know… I… ( Kevin starts slurring his words, stops, and looks down )
Jaywalker: Wha… What’s going on?? …

( Kevin Devastation suddenly has a shocked expression on his face, as Kevin falls to his knees, and the shocked expression changes into a blank expression )

WWEFan: What… what’s going on???..

Jaywalker: I don’t know… what’s wrong with KD???

WWEFan: This doesn’t look good, we need EMERGENCY out here right now… ( Several EMT’s run down the ramp, slide into the ring and check on Kevin Devastation, but Kevin remains unresponsive as several more EMT’s run down the ramp with a wheel chair )

Jaywalker: What the hell is going on???

WWEFan: I’ve seen this before, Fan… when they carry you out like this it usually means that you’re going through the symptoms of… of a stroke.

Jaywalker: WHAT??? What are you talking about, he was fine!!!

WWEFan: This happens all the time to certain people, Jay…. lets hope im wrong.

Jaywalker: I’m… ( Kevin Devastation is brought to a seated position in that wheelchair outside of the ring, and is being wheeled out of the arena as the crowd can only watch on in silence and mumble )

Jaywalker: Well man… Kevin was just out here trying to tell everyone about his aspirations for his future, but Kevins seemed to have a sort of a mental breakdown.. I really hope everythings okay… but something tells me that something serious is up. He’ll be in our thoughts…

( Camera fades backstage to Damage Inc, sitting in the infermery, bloody, battered, bruised and destroyed as the doctor starts picking glass from SW’s body, before he gets to MA )

MA Beast: This was our only shot, man….

Siberian Wolverine: I kno- OW! … I know… I don’t know what went- OW!! .. What went wrong out there… we were working so hard, so h- OW!! .. hard..

MA Beast: We tried man… we tried…

Siberian Wolverine: Oh, not the hair- not the hai- OW!! … ( The doctor continues picking shards of glass out of SW’s body )

MA Beast: … SW, you don’t even have any hair

Doctor: Hold still, please, alot of work needs to be done..

MA Beast: Are you alright man?? You went through hell and back… I thought you and Robbie were done for the next couple of days…

Siberian Wolverine: Eh. I can’t walk. I can barely move– OW!! And tomorrow morning im sure im gonna be feeling twice as worse… but the- OW!!.. the real question is, what do we do??..

( MA Beast looks down at the ground for a moment of silence )

MA Beast: … I don’t know… I just… I just don’t know anymore…

( The camera cuts to another promo package of ADV vs. Cyclone best of 5 series matches and showcasing the winners of the matches up to this point then the camera cuts back inside the ring area )

( Ding! Ding! DIng! )

Announcer: This contest is scheduled for onefall… and is MATCH 5 of the Best of 5 Series, for the EEEEEEEEEEEEEE…. A…. WWWWWWWWWW CHAMPIOOOOOOONSHIP!!!!…

Announcer: And now introducing the Special Guest Referee!!! …

( Jaywalker’s music plays, as he stands up from the Commentary table with his referee shirt fixed up, and he interacts with the crowd at ringside before sliding into the ring )

Jaywalker: Well im in my line of duty tonight! The EAW Fans ask, and so they shall recieve!

WWEFan: Get em Partner!

Announcer: He is the EAW Hall of Famer, 3x World Heavyweight Champion… JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYWALKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

WWEFan: Jaywalker is, like he said in his line of duty tonight after YOU, the EAW community voted him into this contest as the Special Guest Referee for tonights EAW Championship matchup between Cyclone and Alexander Da Vinci! And… and wait a sec, ( Jaywalker snatches the microphone out of the Ring Announcers hands )

Jaywalker: Alright folks, im sure none of you will mind this buuut… I’ve made a couple of changes to tonights match.

Jaywalker: Being that im the Special Guest Referee, I get say in how this match is gonna work. And I’ve decided that this match would be kind of boring for me if I didn’t make it aaa… Falls Count Anywhere match!!

WWEFan: ALRIGHT!!

Jaywalker: Remember cleanup crew, if I get as much as a SPECK of glass on my clothing left over from that Glass Wallz match… if I drop an drop of blood from any faulty cleaning up from any prior matchups, you’ll be hearing from my lawyer.

Jaywalker: And while im at it, why don’t I just make the announcements for this contest, and establish myself as the Guest Referee that Cyclone’s always wanted :).. speaking of Cyclone, lets bring the little guy out here! Don’t think I didn’t hear what you said earlier tonight, Cy…. cmon….

( Cyclones music plays, as he walks out holding his EAW Championship with an annoyed look on his face )

Jaywalker: Ladies and Gentlemen… INNNNNNNNNNNNtroducing the Champion… from TAMPA, FLORIDAAAAAAA…. HEEEE IS THE EAW CHAMPIOOOON!!!! CEEEEEENAAAAA 29!!!

WWEFan: What???

Jaywalker: I mean… I mean JEFFFFF CEEEEEENAAAAA!!!! .. no wait, thats not it thats not it.

Cyclone: You think you’re REALLY funny, don’t you??? ( Cyclone is seen walking down the ramp quickly with a microphone just handed to him, as his music stops when he enters the ring )

Cyclone: Jay, I dont care if you’re the Guest Referee or the Super Intendent of the Universe. I’ve come TOO FAR just for you to be voted into this match soley to screw me. Im warning you RIGHT NOW, Jay, screw with me.. and you’re FINISHED.

Jaywalker: Is that RRREALLY how you wanna talk to your Special Guest Referee???

Jaywalker: I’ve said it before and Ill say it again, this match is going down the middle. But Cyclone, the difference between me and George Copeland, Kevin Devastation and Referee “Clark Kent” or whatever, is that unlike them.. I don’t take anybodys shit :).

WWEFan: ooo

Jaywalker: So you’d better get your ass to the corner, and fight like you actually have a pair of balls beneath your trousers, because I wont hesistate in bringing as much JUSTICE to this match as I can. You feeling me??? ( Cyclone mutters to himself, as he backs into his corner and awaits his opponent )

( Alexander Da Vinci’s music hits as he walks out from the back, holding a Sledgehammer and his Vitamin Water in hand )

Jaywalker: And the CHALLENGEEEEER…. From Parts Unknown, weighing in at who-gives-a-damn POOOOUNDS… MAAAAAAAAASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRS!!!

( ADV is seen snickering as he makes his way to the ring )

WWEFan: Well in all seriousness, this is the 5th and final Match to the EAW Championship’s Best of 5 Series. This is the climax of the storied rivalry between Alexander Da Vinci and Cyclone, where these two guys have put eachother to the true test of wits and fortitude. But this is as far as it goes! With Jaywalker in the middle of the two, this match is ready! It’s set, and..

Jaywalker: ITS ON!

WWEFan: This match begins here tonight in the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey bringing a head to a heated rivalry that’s been culminating for months now in EAW! This match is No Holds Barred! This match is for the EAW Championship! This match is now! You can feel the tension between these two extremist as they stand in their respective corners with fury in their eyes. The two meet in the middle of the ring with Jaywalker standing between them and Cyclone makes the first move, waving his hand in front of his face showing the “You Can’t See Me” gesture…

WWEFan: ADV takes a moment to step back and do his patented Dynasty X chop followed by a vicious right hand flooring Cyclone! Jaywalker removes himself quickly, due to the fact ADV is wasting no time here settling this beef, hitting Cyclone with another right hand before he can even fully stand! Cyclone stumbles to his feet and is met with a kick to the gut from ADV! We see Cyclone Irish Whipped into the ropes, bouncing back and ducking under another haymaker punch from ADV!

WWEFan: Cyclone continues his momentum by bouncing off the ropes and nails a shoulder block to the chest of ADV! Both men hop up…another shoulder block! Both men hop up once again and ADV swings wildly in an attempt to regain momentum but Cyclone ducks, retaining control and reversing into a spin a spin out power bomb! Classic Cyclone! But ADV knows what’s coming next and wisely rolls to the outside.

WWEFan: Cyclone has a full head of steam and doesn’t plan on letting up as he follows ADV out of the ring, grabbing him by the head! But ADV reverses with an elbow to the gut of Cyclone. ADV continues with a punch to the forehead before he drives Cyclone face first into that steel ring post! The leaves Cyclone flustered…

WWEFan: This gives ADV an opening! ADV grabs Cyclone and tosses him right into the ringside barricade! Cyclone has been absolutely obliterated thus far in this match-up as he lay slumped over on that barricade. What’s ADV got in store now? ADV has an aggressive, cerebral like look on his face as he walks over and kicks Cyclone in the face mashing his head between the barricade and his boot…oh god, what now? ADV has dropped to one knee and now he’s choking him! ADV is choking the life out of Cyclone!

WWEFan: Look here! Jaywalker intervenes! He’s screaming at ADV to stop choking Cyclone, but ADV isn’t listening at all! Jaywalker then grabs ADV, wrapping his hand around his throat and RIPS him from Cyclone! Good officiating from my broadcast partner right there; but ADV doesn’t seem happy at all as he comes face to face with Jaywalker! Jaywalker is pointing at his referee shirt as he screams at ADV!

Jaywalker: Ease up man! Chill the hell out! I’m only doing my damn job!

WWEFan: But ADV pushes Jaywalker away and returns his attention to Cyclone but before you could even blink Cyclone throws a mean right hand! But ADV blocks and returns with a right hand of his own! Now Jay grabs the shoulder of ADV who turns around and shoves him nearly ten feet away! ADV continues by rolling Cyclone into the ring and grabbing a steel chair from the crowd before following in himself.

WWEFan: ADV sets the chair up in the middle of the ring before pulling Cyclone to his feet…ADV is setting up for something here as he pushes Cyclone in the ropes…SPINEBUSTER! ADV PICKS UP CYCLONE AND TURNS AROUND HITTING A SPINEBUSTER ON THE CHAMP RIGHT ONTO THAT STEEL CHAIR! No one’s going to be sitting in that chair anytime soon! Now for the pin as Jaywalker rolls into the ring!

Jaywalker: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEE—

WWEFan: What’s this? Jaywalker stops the count and reaches into his pocket and…he’s texting? He’s obviously got something much more important than this match at the moment. ADV stand up and walks over to Jaywalker as if to say, “What the hell?”

Jaywalker: That’s called payback! I’m the referee and you’re going to listen to what I tell you. If I say stop, YOU STOP DAMNIT! Understood?

WWEFan: ADV looks enraged as he stares down Jaywalker; but he regains himself and turns to Cyclone who is nearly to his feet and sends him into the corner. ADV lifts Cyclone to the top rope looking to continue his dominance. ADV climbs to the middle rope but look here! Cyclone turns the tables with a stiff shot the groin! God knows that doesn’t feel good! Cyclone has some hope! You can see the new life emerging in the champ as he sends a shot to the skull of ADV!

WWEFan: Cyclone could use this as an opportunity to get back into this as ADV stands unbalances on the second rope. Cyclone sends one more shot to the skull of ADV before…oh no…LIFTING ADV ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! Cyclone has ADV on his shoulders! He’s using every ounce of strength in his body to get to his feet and he does! Cyclone is standing on the top rope! This could be disastrous! Cyclone lets out a scream of intensity and…OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! CYCLONE HITS IT!!!

WWEFan: CYCLONE HITS AN F-U FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE AND THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE! GOOD GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’VE JUST WITNESSED! ADV HAS GONE FLYING FROM FIFTEEN FEET IN THE AIR AND THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE! CYCLONE LANDED ON THE MAT! ADV IS LAYING IN COMPLETE AND UTTER WRECKAGE! THIS TABLE HAS BEEN DEMOLISHED JUST AS WELL AS ADV’S BODY!

WWEFan: This entire arena is on it’s feet! I’m on my feet! Jaywalker along with the masses is just looking on in awe! Jaywalker rolls out of the ring and doesn’t know what to do as he stands in complete waste! EMT’s come rushing on the scene but Jaywalker shews them away for we’re in the midst of a EAW Championship match! Cyclone is moving but ADV is out cold! Cyclone is crawling inch by inch toward ADV. Will he make it?…YES! Cyclone slumps one arm over the body of ADV! The pin!

Jaywalker: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
…BUT SOMEHOW ADV MANAGES TO GET A SHOULDER UP!

WWEFan: W-What?! How in the hell? ADV just got a shoulder up! Good god! How did he survive that? THIS MATCH RAGES ON! Cyclone sits up with a hopeless look on his face as he ask Jaywalker just how that wasn’t a three count? Many moments pass as these two superstars attempt to regain themselves and Cyclone pulls himself to his feet using the ring apron. ADV is barley moving as Cyclone sprouts an idea…a sinister one at that! Cyclone rips the steel steps apart and grabs the bottom half, sliding them into the ring!

WWEFan: Cyclone adjusts the steps in the ring before screaming outside of the ring for ADV to get into the ring! But ADV might not even know where he is after that. Look here; seems like Jaywalker is growing impatient as he stares at his watch…what the hell? Looks like Jaywalker is done waiting as he walks over and grabs ADV, rolling him into the ring. Cy pounces and begins stomping the hell out of ADV!

WWEFan: But look here! Jaywalker rolls into the ring and begins yelling at Cyclone to “ease up” and “stop” only to no avail. Finally Jaywalker grabs Cyclone rips throws him backwards before screaming at him at the top of his lungs…

Jaywalker: LISTEN TO ME KID; I’M TIRED OF YOU PEOPLE NOT LISTENING TO ME! I’M THE FUCKING REFEREE! NOW OBEY THE DAMN RULES! GOT IT!?
WWEFan: Cyclone pays Jaywalker no attention and walks back over to ADV, only one problem, ADV is nowhere to be seen! ADV is simply gone! Cyclone looks over at Jay who shrugs his shoulders. Cyclone walks over and looks over the ropes and…WHAAAAAM!!! It’s ADV! ADV has that Sledgehammer and he just clobbered Cyclone! ADV rolls into the ring as Cyclone is staggered clutching his jaw and drives that massive weapon into the rib cage of the EAW Champion!

WWEFan: Cyclone is slumped over on one knee in the middle of the ring. ADV steps back and goes through the motions of hitting his patented High Knee Strike ONLY HE USES THAT SLEDGEHAMMER INSTEAD AND CYCLONE’S HEAD WHIPS BACK! Cyclone is taking a beating here tonight! ADV then drops the sledgehammer and looks over to the Steel steps Cyclone inserted into the match and a sick look overtakes his face. ADV pulls the steps to the middle of the ring…what’s he thinking?

WWEFan: ADV lifts The Champ to his feet and steps onto those steel steps bringing Cyclone with him! No matter what happened from here, you know it can’t be good! ADV kicks Cyclone right in the gut and sets up for a Last Stand! ADV is going for it right onto those Steel Steps!……AND IT CONNECTS!!!!!!! OH MY…CYCLONE’S HEAD WAS JUST DRIVEN INTO THE STEEL! HE’S BLEEDING! BLOOD IS STREAMING DOWN CYCLONE FACE AS ADV TURNS HIM OVER! THE PIN!

Jaywalker: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
…BUT CYCLONE MANAGES TO KICK OUT!!!!

WWEFan: You’ve got to be kidding me! These men are pulling out all of the stops in this match all for the EAW Championship! Cyclone is laying in a pool of blood and ADV can’t believe he’s not the EAW Champion already! ADV stands up and looks down at the horror movie that is Cyclone! Cyclone rolls off the steel and Jaywalker clears the ring of the steps and any other objects in the way as ADV grabs the head of Cyclone…

WWEFan: ADV pulls Cyclone’s blood drenched body to his feet and grabs him by the face, pointing his finger and screaming at him words of hate and distain! And yet another kick to the gut from ADV! He’s going for the Last Stand just one more time! That’s symbolic alright. ADV looks to the crowd and soaks in all of the emotion before bending his knees and jumping higher than ever before to connect with the Last Stand–

WWEFan: NO! WAIT A SECOND! CYCLONE BREAKS HIM ARM FREE AND SPINS OUT OF THE MOVE! Cyclone uses his momentum to grab the wrist of ADV and Irish Whip him into the corner! Wait a minute! ADV goes flying into the corner and crashes into a camera man! ADV shakes off the pain from hitting the corner and turns around, charging Cyclone…WHO HIT’S A DROP TOE HOLD! Cyclones reaches over and grabs the fallen camera man’s electrical cord!

WWEFan: Cyclone wraps the cord around the neck of ADV and…HE LOCKS IN THE STFU! THE STFU IS LOCKED IN USING THE ELECTRICAL WIRE CUTTING OFF OXYGEN QUIKER THAN EVER BEFORE IN THE DEAD CENTER OF THE RING! ADV IS CRAWLING! FLAILING! DOING WHATEVER HE CAN TO GET TO THE ROPES! ADV IS FADING BUT HE’S INCHES AWAY FROM THE ROPES! WILL HE MAKE IT?…NO! CYCLONE ROLLS THROUGH BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH THE HOLD STILL LOCKED IN! BUT ADV JUST WON’T TAP!

WWEFan: ADV IS FADNIG! HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO! HE HAS TO TAP OUT! HE JUST HAS TO! BUT HE WON’T! ADV IS FADING…FADING…AND HE’S OUT! ADV IS NEARLY UNCONSCIOUS IN THIS HOLD! CYCLONE SYCHES IT IN! ADV HAS NO CHOICE! HE HAS TO TAP OUT!!!

WWEFan: NO! ADV WON’T QUIT! ADV WONT GIVE! ADV IS USING EVERY MUSCLE IN HIS BODY AS HE PUSHES HIMSELF UP! WHAT THE HELL? ADV SOMEHOW PULLS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET! GOOD GOD THER STRENGTH IN ADV WITH ALL TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTEY POUNDS OF CYCLONE ON HIS BACK!!! HOW IS HE DOING THIS!??!

WWEFan: ADV IS STANDING ON ONE LEG HOLDING CYCLONE ON HIS BACK WITH THE STFU SYCHED IN! LOOK! ADV BREAKS THE HOLD AND LIFTS CYCLONE ONTO HIS SHOULDERS…NO…NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

WWEFan: ADV DOES IT! ADV NAILS THE F-U ON CYCLONE! ADV NAILS CYCLONE WITH HIS OWN FINISHER! THE STREGTH SHOWN BY ADV WAS ABSOLUTLEY SUPERHUMAN! ADV IS NOTICABLY SPENT AS HE SLUMPS HIS ARM OVER CYCLONE!

Jaywalker: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
………………………………….
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

( Alexander Da Vinci’s music plays as he gets to his knees, battered and tired, and is handed the EAW Championship )

Announcer: Here is your winneerr… and the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW EAW CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN…. ALEXANDEEEEEEEEERRR.. DAAAAAAAAAA VINCIIII!!!!

WWEFan: Ladies and Gentlemen, ADV deserved this. Da Vinci SCRAPPED. SCRAPPED and TORE with ADV, and these two guys sent eachother to hell! But theres no loser in this one, I don’t believe in that. ADV has won the Championship AGAIN, for a SECOND TIME and is going to get to have his cake, and eat it too… ( Jaywalker heads towards the Announce Table, and picks up the EAW Title, rolls in the ring and hands ADV the EAW Championship )

WWEFan: Cyclone surely has earned some of my respect for this display… he took damage, he took hits! But Alexander Da Vinci pressed through it ALL, and he’s persevered AGAIN, proving his resiliency in this GRUELING EAW Championship match!! .. ( Jaywalker takes a seat next to WWEFan )

Jaywalker: What a feeling, Fan…. this was intestinal fortitude at it’s peak man… these guys are MEN. Even Cyclone who I cant stand the hell out of, impresed me out there man.. this was a match that you’re just proud to be a part of even as the Official. I’d do it all over again, Fan, and thats the truth..

WWEFan: It’s been a VERY emotional night so far, Jay.. but NOTHING compares to the emotion thats up next. NOTHING can compare to what we’re about to see as our Main Event, involving Mr. DEDEDE and The Heart Break Boy…

Jaywalker: But first, let’s take a quick look at yet another preview for the upcoming most extravagant event of the year, THE GRAND RAMPAGE!

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9dt_AfLOxQ airs )

IT’S LIVE APRIL 16TH!! DON’T MISS IT!!!

( A flashback of the careers of Mr. DEDEDE and The Heart Break Boy begin play on a split-screen )

( Their achievements. Their biggest wins, their titles earned and their celebrations flossed are all glorified in the videos ) …

( The Ring Announcer is standing in the ring )

Announcer: This match is set for onefall… and by order of the fans, is a LAST… MAAANNNNN… STAAAAAANDING MATCH!!! … The match will end when either of these men become UNABLE to break the 10 Count! And the man/men who are deemed inable to do so must LEAVE Extreme Answerz Wrestling, and leave it for good…
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( Mr. DEDEDE’s music plays as he walks out to the ring )

Announcer: Introducing FIRST… From Ft. Lauderdale, Florida… weighing in at 241 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDSSSS…. MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR… DEDEDEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Jaywalker: This is what it all comes down to. Mr. DEDEDE has been in some HUGE matches in his career, but never a match in the caliber of tonight. And the same can attest for HBB.. I know how it feels to be in a do-or-die situation, and it is a nerve wracking one. The ENTIRE time, the idea of you losing and having to leave this business is on the side of your mind. And the other side is dead-set on victory. Mr. DEDEDE has certainly made EAW a domain of his own–

WWEFan: But I want to make this certain, Jay… whoever wins this match tonight IS the Greatest e-fedder of All Time! That’s POINT BLANK.

Jaywalker: …

WWEFan: And if neither of these guys win, you become the GOAT..

Jaywalker: I take no sloppy seconds, Fan. Im the Greatest, this is just comedy hour to me… im not worried…

( Heart Break Boy’s music plays as he walks out to the ring )
Announcer: And his OPPONENT…. From Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 220 POOOOOUNDS… THEEEEEEEE HEART!!!!!… BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!!!! …. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!

WWEFan: Theres no love-loss between the two of these guys. From the START, theres ALWAYS been an aura of competition. Even if they seemed worlds apart, the argument slowly became “is it Heart Break Boy or is it Mr. DEDEDE??”… and HBB wanted this score settled once and for all, that’s why I dont blame him for the call-out. But No matter what these two guys have done to eachother. No matter what brawl, manipulation, title hunt. These guys have a history, a score that will be settled. And NOW is the time to do it. HERE at Reckless Wiring!!! …

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Jaywalker: The be-all-end-all. The Main Event. For some, its an answered prophecy…. For others, its the send-off of a lifetime. DEDEDE and Heart Break Boy are staring down. Unmoving, unchanging expressions. Just staring eachother down, looking at eachother in cold blood. And they circle the ring… slowly… not taking their eyes off of eachother… and they close in, and go BACK AND FORTH, BACK AND FORTH, Rights & lefts, an EXPLOSIVE BRAWL! EXPLOSIVE, SWIFT, UNBEARING, RELENTLESS! THESE GUYS ARE TRADING SHOTS LIKE PRIZE FIGHTERS! And DEDEDE backs into the turnbuckle, as HBB backs away….

WWEFan: And DEDEDE steps out of the turnbuckle, as HBB runs right towards him!! .. but DEDEDE dodges out of the way as HBB hits the turnbuckle, and DEDEDE whips HBB to the turnbuckle behind him– but HBB reverses the whip, as DEDEDE is sent into the turnbuckle, and HBB heads towards DEDEDE… but DEDEDE CHARGES out of the corner with a Big Boot into the face!! Taking HBB down!! And HBB returns up, as DEDEDE scoops HBB, and connects the Scoop Slam into the mat! And HBB sits up, returns back up, and DEDEDE takes him BACK DOWN with a shoulderblock!! And DEDEDE is heading onto the apron, quickly climbing up to the top turnbuckle…. but Heart Break Boy rushes himself up to his feet,

Jaywalker: And RUSHES towards DEDEDE!! But DEDEDE DUCKS under the swinging arm of HBB, and connects a FACEBUSTER into the ring ropes!! And DEDEDE heads back to the top rope now, as Heart Break Boy… WISELY rolls out of the ring… but its to the ringside floor where hes standing, and DEDEDE CHANGES DIRECTION, AND DEDEDE LEAPS OFFFFFF…. DIVING CROSS-BODYYY—- BUT HBB CATCHES DEDEDE IN MIDAIR, BEFORE IMPACT, AND CONVERTS IT INTO THE SPIN-OUT SCOOP SLAM, AS DEDEDE HITS THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! And the referee slides out of the ring with DEDEDE down, and HBB walking away from DEDEDE!!

Referee: 1!!!…. 2!!!!…… 3!!!………. 4!!!!… ( DEDEDE is already pulling himself back up ) … 5!!!! …. 6!!!…. ( DEDEDE is back up to his feet, breaking the count )

WWEFan: DEDEDE falls back to one knee, as Heart Break Boy is… up on the apron!! And DEDEDE is stumbling right infront of our Announce table grabbing the back of his neck, as he turns around… and HEART BREAK BOY SPRINGS UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND LEAPS OFF FOR A SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREWED MOONSAULT, CONNECTING RIGHT ONTO DEDEDE!!! And this sends DEDEDE back to the ground, as HBB is sent slumped over our announce table!!! And theres the count AGAIN on DEDEDE!!

Referee: 1!!!!….. 2!!!!…….. 3!!!!!…….. 4!!!!……. 5!!!!…….. 6!!!!!….. ( DEDEDE is using the announce table to get back up )

Jaywalker: But Heart Break Boy grabs DEDEDE up by his hair, and HBB BASHES DEDEDE SEVERAL TIMES face-first into the announce table!! And HBB brings DEDEDE over to the Spanish Announce Table, and BASHES his head several times there!! Leave em alone! DEDEDE is slumped over, as Heart Break Boy heads back over to our Announce Table… and HBB grabs a Steel Chair from the ground, heads towards our Announce Table and is climbing up it!!! Don’t break this one, we just had someone F-U’ED through it earlier!! Now HBB is up on the table… and is RUNNING ACROSS OUR TABLE, LEAPS TO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE, and HAS HBB’S LEG IN BETWEEN THE FLAPS!!!! AS HBB CONNECTS A CHAIR-AIDED LEGDROP!!!!!!

WWEFan: BUT DEDEDE SHIFTS OUT OF THE WAY, AS HBB FALLS STRAIGHT THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE, HURTING HIS LEG!!!!! AND NOW HBB SITS UP IN PAIN, AS DEDEDE GRABS ONE OF THE MONITORS THAT ARE DOWN, AND BASH IT OVER HBB’S SKULL!!!

Referee: 1!!!!!…… 2!!!!!!………. 3!!!!!!!………… 4!!!!!!!! ( HBB is stirring, and pulling himself up to a seated position ) … 5!!!! …… 6!!!!!!!…….. ( HBB pulls his leg out of the chair ) .. 7!!!!!!! …… ( HBB is back up to his feet )

WWEFan: HBB is back up, and meanwhile, DEDEDE was lurking under the ring… and pulled out, yep, a 12 Foot LADDER!!! AND HAS IT HELD!!! AND DEDEDE CHARGES TOWARDS HBB— BUT HBB SIDESTEPS OUT OF THE WAY! And DEDEDE, running with momentum ends up running up-and OVER the Barricade!!! As DEDEDE is sent into the crowd area on the right-hand side behind us!! And the ladders over the cade too, as HBB steps over the Barricade, and heads deeper into the crowd area where DEDEDE is, and connects several right hands!! As DEDEDE is stumbling towards one of the production-areas of the crowd!! And DEDEDE is slumped over a production table, as HBB backs up… runs towards DEDEDE, and DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER, AND CONNECTS A BACK-BODY DROP, AS HBB LANDS ONTO A PRODUCTION TABLE!!!

Jaywalker: And now DEDEDE SHOVES one of the production workers out of the way, as they all clear off, and DEDEDE takes his steel chair… and now DEDEDE pulls the ladder towards him now, as he sets it up RIGHT NEXT TO where Heart Break Boy is layed out at!!! And now DEDEDE, with the Steel Chair in arm is climbing up to the TOP OF THE LADDER!!! AND DEDEDE… MOMENTARILY REACHES THE TOP OF THE LADDER, AS DEDEDE IS STANDING WAY UP TOP!!! AND DEDEDE LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! AND PLUMMETS INTO HBB, WHO PLUMMETS THROUGH THE TABLE, AD DEDEDE CONNECTS THE CHAIR-AIDED WINGS OF HELL!!!! THE WINGS OF HELL!!!! SEALING THE DEAL, AS DEDEDE HAS A MANIACAL LOOK ON HIS FACE!!! AND THE REF IS COUNTING!!

Referee: 1!!!!!!……… 2!!!!!!!!………. 3!!!!!!!!!………….4!!!!!!!!!!….. ( HBB rolls onto his stomach, and starts crawling towards the ringside area ) ……… 5!!!!!!!!!………. 6!!!!!!!!!………….. 7!!!!!!!!!!!…….. 8!!!!!!!!!!!….. ( HBB is using the barricade to pull himself up ) ….. SAFE! ( HBB is barely on his feet )

WWEFan: QUITE the lucky break there!! As DEDEDE seems upset that HBB could get up, but HBB crawls over the ‘cade, and falls to the floor, as DEDEDE tailgates HBB, and steps over the ‘Cade… and DEDEDE pulls HBB’s practically dead-weight up, and rolls HBB into the ring, as DEDEDE slides in.. and heads directly towards a corner, seemingly resting… and Heart Break Boy is using the ropes to pull himself back up, as he returns to his feet… turns around…. and DEDEDE CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER, CONNECTING THE SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!!! SPEAR!!!!!!! SPE-A——-A-A-A-A–A- NO!!!!!! AS DEDEDE DRIVES!!!! HBB LIFTS THE LEG!!! LIFTS THE LEG, AND CONNECTS THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STRAIGHT INTO THE JAW!!!!!!!!! AND DEDEDE FALLS BACK!!!! DEDEDE IS OUT!!!!!!!!

Jaywalker: HOLY CRAP!!!! HBB FALLS BACK ON THE ROPES NOW!!!

Referee: 1!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!! …… 3!!!!!!! …. 4!!!!!!!! … 5!!!!!!!! …. 6!!!!!!!!! .. 7!!!!!!!!!! … 8!!!!!!!!! … 9!!!!!!!!!…..

Jaywalker: HBB IS BEGINNING TO CELEBRATE, BUT Mr. DEDEDE, RIPPING A PAGE RIGHT OUT OF HBB’S BOOK KIPS UP!!!! HE KIPS UP TO HIS FEET!!! AND HBB RUNS TOWARDS HIM, AS DEDEDE DUCKS DOWN, AND CONNECTS THE GRAND SLAM!!!!!!! THE GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!!!! PLANTING HBB INTO THE MAT!!! VINTAGE GAWD!!! VINTAGE DEDEDE!!!!!!! AND NOW DEDEDE HOVERS OVER HBB’S HEAD AND…. AND…. AND DEDEDE PULLS OFF ONE OF HIS ELBOWS!!! AND DEDEDE TOSSES IT INTO THE CROWD!!! WE HAVENT SEEN THIS IN SOOOOO LONG!!! DEDEDE BACKS INTO THE ROPES, HOPS OVER HBB, BACKS INTO THE OTHER ROPES, RETURNS BACK, AND IS GOING FOR THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN E-FEDS & ENTERTAINMENT, THE BOTTOMLESS ELBOW!!!!

WWEFan: HE GOT IT!!!!! THAT CAME FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!! DEDEDE HASN’T DONE THOSE MOVES IN YEARS!!! But DEDEDE collapses back into the turnbuckle, seated position, as the Ref counts!!!

Referee: 1!!!!!!!!!!………. 2!!!!!!!!!!!……….. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!……… 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………. 5!!!!!!!!!!!………….. 6!!!!!!!!!!!…… 7!!!!!!!!!!……. ( HBB has yet to move ) …. 8!!!!!!!!!!………….. 9!!!!!!!!!!!…………….. 1—-
WWEfan: WAIT!!! BUT HBB LIFTS HIS LEGS, AND HBB KIPS UP!!! ALITTLE BIT OF “ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER”, JAY!!! And HBB falls back to his knees, clutching his ribs, but DEDEDE and HBB stare off, battled-tested, with DEDEDE bleeding from the mouth now!! And DEDEDE is spitting out a tooth, from that superkick from earlier!! And now DEDEDE heads over to HBB, and starts hammering right-hands into HBB’s skull!! And HBB is firing back now, as HBB is one one-knee… and DEDEDE CLUBS A DOUBLE-AXEHANDLE LOW BLOW, STRAIGHT INTO THE GROIN OF Mr. DEDEDE!!! AND HBB SWEEPS DEDEDE BY HIS LEGS, ONTO HIS BACK! AND DEDEDE STANDS UP, AND APPLIES THE SHARPSHOOTER!!! AN IMPACTFUL MOVE BEHIND HELD ONTO Mr. DEDEDE!!!

Jaywalker: The Sharpshooter wont WIN YOU the match, but it’ll to ALOT to your opponents legs! And if you don’t have legs in a last man standing match, you’re basically done! And HBB is holding it in for a good 15 seconds, as DEDEDE is TAPPING OUT!!! BUT THAT’S NOT GONNA END THE SUFFERING, AS HBB HOLDS IT IN LONGER, AND LONGER!!! 20 SECONDS! 30 SECONDS!!! AND HBB FINALLY, AFTER LOSING SOME GRIP, LETS GO!!! And now DEDEDE rolls out of the ring, but as soon as he tries to land on his feet, his legs give out and he falls to his knees!! And now HBB gets back up on the ring, waiting for DEDEDE to get back up…. and eventually DEDEDE does reach a vertical base, as HBB runs and BASEBALL SLIDES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, knocking DEDEDE down and out infront of the ramp!!! And HBB isn’t done, as he heads towards the Turnbuckle… and HBB is climbing up top!!! What’s he thinking!?!?!?!

WWEFan: He’s thinking HEART BREAK IN JERSEY!! AS HBB IS STANDING AT THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE, AND HBB LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, ALL OR NOTHING!!! WITH A LOOOOOONG, LOOOOOOOONG DIVE TO WHERE DEDEDE IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP, CONNECTING THE HEARTBREAK ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE HEART!!!!! AND NOW HBB PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP,

Referee: 1……….. 2!!!!!!!!!………. 3!!!!!!!!………. 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………… 5!!!!!!!!!!!………….. 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….

WWEFan: But LOOK AT HBB! HBB IS ON THE APRON, AND IS CLIMBING BACK UP THE TURNBUCKLE!!!
Referee: …. 7!!!!!!!!!……… 8!!!!!!!!!!!!……….

WWEFan: HBB IS STANDING AT THE TOP!!! HE DOESNT WANNA JUST WIN, HE WANTS TO ESTABLISH SOMETHING!!!! HBB LEAPS OFF!!!! AND——- AGAIN!!!!! CONNECTS THE HEARTBREAK ELBOOOOWWWWW——– BUT DEDEDE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAAAAY!!! AS HBB CONNECTS IT RIGHT INTO THE METAL RAMP, AND IS SCREAMING AND TWISTING IN SHOCK, AGONY AND PAIN!!! AND DEDEDE PULLS HIMSELF UP IN THE PROCESS, AS HBB HIT NOTHING!!!! CRASH & BURN, AND DEDEDE IS WOBBLY ON HIS FEET, AS DEDEDE PULLS HEART BREAK BOY IN.. AND CONNECTS THE DEDEDE DDT, SENDING HBB FACE & SKULL-FIRST INTO THE METAL RAMP!!! And even after hitting that move, you can still see expressions of pain and agony from DEDEDE! Every move these guys are making is taking something out of them!!! And DEDEDE, slowly getting up BARKS at the referee to count!

Referee: 1!!!!!!!…….. 2!!!!!!!!!!…………. 3!!!!!!!!!!………. 4!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. 5!!!!!!!!!!!!……. 6!!!!!! ……. 7!!!!……… ( HBB is stirring, and is pulling himself up with his arms, as his face is bleeding profusely ) …. 8!!!!!!!!! …….. 9!!!!!!!!!!!…. ( HBB somehow, gets to a vertical base before the 10 )

Jaywalker: HBB is back up to his feet at the middle of the ramp, and now DEDEDE… IS CHARGING AT HBB!!! DEDEDE CHARGES AT HBB, AND CONNECTS THS SPEAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!! THE SPEEEEEEEEAR OFF OF THE RAAAAAAMP, AS BOTH MEN ARE DRIVEN, PRIMARILY HBB, STRAIGHT INTO THE SIDE-RAILS OF THE RAMP, AND KNOCK THAT METAL SIDE-RAILING DOWN!!!!! AS BOTH OF THEM ARE GONERS!!!!

WWEFan: Take a look, Jay!!! ( Camera shows a replay, where as DEDEDE spears HBB, HBB wrapped his arm around DEDEDE’s skull and was able to convert it into a DDT )

Jaywalker: Holy cow!!! I can’t believe this!!! If this was intentional, which im sure it is since HBB is already making his way up to his hands and knees, that had to be the most GENIUS counter ever!!! DEDEDE went for that spear, which has AMAZING velocity, and then you’re able to wrap your arm around the head KNOWING that it’ll convert into a DDT!!!

Referee: 5!!!!! ……. 6!!!!!……… ( DEDEDE is pulling himself up, using members of the crowd ) 7!!!!! …… 8!!!!!!! ……… 9!!!!!!!!!!…… 1—- ( DEDEDE is up on both feet, stopping the count )

WWEFan: Despite DEDEDE reaching his feet, DEDEDE falls RIGHT BACK down! And now DEDEDE is crawling back up the ramp, trying to crawl his way to the ring… and Heart Break Boy is at the Ringpost at ringside infront of the ramp, as HBB is hunched over, nearly blinded from the pain he’s in! And now DEDEDE is back up to his feet, as he limps towards the ring….. and HBB CHARGES, AND CONNECTS THE SWEET!!!! CHIN!!!!!!!! MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STRAIGHT INTO DEDEDE’S JAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AS DEDEDE FALLS BACK!!! AND HBB FALLS TO THE GROUND, AS HE SEEMS TO HAVE HIT DEDEDE SO HARD WITH THE SCM, THAT HE’S HURT HIMSELF!!!

Jaywalker: And the referee is counting!!!

Referee: 1!!!!!!!!!…………. 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………… 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………. 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. 5!!!!!!!!!!!!……………….. 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….. ( HBB uses the ropes to pull himself up ) …. 8!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. 9!!!!!!!!!!!……………… ( DEDEDE has yet to move a single limb ) … 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( Heart Break Boy’s music hits, as he collapses to the ground with an emotionless crimson mask for a face )

Jaywalker: Heart Break Boy has done it!! …

WWEFan: Well, it looks like we know who the Greatest of All Time truly is…

Jaywalker: Blasphemy aside, Heart Break Boy has won the war. He has enough bragging rights to call himself the Greatest E-fedder of All Time, true or not. HE has enough bragging rights, enough for me not to feel compelled to argue. It wasn’t just because he beat Mr. DEDEDE, it’s because he beat the absolute BEST that Mr. DEDEDE has ever had to offer. Every stop was brought out, Fan, from the both of these guys…

WWEFan: HBB certainly LIVES for these Big-Matches… but I think this is as big as a World Championship caliber victory! This is a score settled, a Legend ended, and an ERA established!

( Heart Break Boy, without looking back is being helped by two referees to the backstage )

( Other Referees are seen surround the unresponsive Mr. DEDEDE, as he lays on his side, emotionless with his eyes open )

Jaywalker: But it’s just starting to register now, Mr. DEDEDE LOST this match, and you know what that means… ( HBB’s music stops, as DEDEDE sits up slowly, with his face also a crimson mask )

WWEFan: This…. that’s true…. I can’t believe im saying this, but this is the end of Mr. DEDEDE in EAW.

Jaywalker: If I were DEDEDE… I’d take my ball and go. Mr. DEDEDE has done SO MUCH for EAW, I won’t leave that out. But DEDEDE… man the guy obviously came to win, but the rules are the rules… what can I say?

( DEDEDE stands on the both of his feet, and drags himself up the ramp, refusing any help from an official )

WWEFan: Mr. DEDEDE returned and was always up for “Making things work his way”… things just didn’t work his way…

( DEDEDE turns around, and faces the entire arena where some folks are leaving, and half of the crowd are heckling him, part of the crowd are singing “Nananana, Heyheyhey, GoodBye”, and another portion are supporting him and cheering him on ) ..

( DEDEDE looks around the crowd with his face in an emotion of rage and fear, as DEDEDE begins shedding tears, turns around, bangs his fist on the Stage and leaves through the curtains, refusing to look back ) …

( EAW logo buzzes )

(Showdown highlights from throughout its history are played)

(The ominous Hell in a Cell is shown being lowered for last years main event)

(“Just A Little Bit” by Adelita’s Way is played as the camera fades into the arena decked out in blue and white. A pyro erupts from the stage and the crowd bursts into cheers)

Deadprez: WELCOME!!! Welcome to the Showdown Extravaganza, a night where the Showdown stars EXCLUSIVELY get to show off their talents in the ring with the greatest on their brand… We’ve got tensions, rivalries and action at an all-time high for Reasonable Doubt tonight.. and I’m gonna be bringing you the sights and sounds of all that goes down in the ring, alongside my longtime broadcast partner and EAW veteran, ETR.. and also with us tonight, the VOLTAGE broadcast crew, Stew-O and Masters!

Stew-O: Thanks for the introduction, Prez.. but let’s not say EXCLUSIVELY Showdown talent, because remember, this year’s gonna be a bit different with EAW’s newest brand, VOLTAGE joining the party for Reasonable Doubt!

Masters: Indeed, Stew… Voltage has been on a roll of late and has certainly been turning heads! That reminds me, too… We’re gonna have TWO World Championship matches tonight! Including the triple threat match for the World Heavyweight Championship that will take place inside the traditional Reasonable Doubt Hell in a Cell…and there’s ALSO the FIRST EVER Answers World Championship Match!!

ETR: And we’re not even done there, so many looming surprises and edge-of-your-seat quality action tonight, I already know I’m not gonna be able to even BLINK or I’m gonna miss something memorable!

(The Reasonable Doubt arena transforms into a glowing yellow, as the Voltage Ring Announcer steps into the ring)

Ring Announcer: The following will be the FIRST MATCH of the 2011 Reasonable Doubt!!!…

(Crowd Cheers)

Ring Announcer: And it will be contested for the NEW-BREED-CHAMPIONSHIPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Alex Anderson’s music hits as the crowd cheers)

Announcer: First, making his way to the ring.. The challenger.. From Charlotte, North Carolina!…. Weighing in at 240 pounds!…. ALEEEEXXXXX ANDERSOOOONNN!!!

Stew: There’s absolutely nothing more than Alex Anderson would love than to take that New Breed Championship from SQ tonight. He proved that on the last Voltage when he attacked not only Mr.Blood and Superior Quality, but even the man who helped him fight them off: Drake Blake.

(Superior Quality 85’s music hits as the crowd boos while SQ and Mr.Blood make their way out to the ring)

Announcer: And his opponent!.. Making his way to the ring, accompanied by Mr.Blood.. From Fife, Scotland!…. Weighing in at 227 pounds!…. He is the NEW BREED CHAMPION!!…. SUPERIOR QUAAAALLITTYYY 85!!!

Masters: I hate to admit it, Stew, but this guy has DEFINITELY impressed me since making his Voltage debut three or four weeks ago. I mean, he won that New Breed Title on his first night and has yet to let anyone take it from him. Whether you like it or not, SQ has the advantage in this contest, especially with Blood on his side.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: Alex Anderson with a shot the face of SQ just as he gets into the ring!! SQ quickly rolls to the outside as Alex yells for him to get back in! SQ seems to be talking over his strategy with Blood on the outside as Alex sets on the middle rope, awaiting SQ to get back into the ring. SQ turns back to Alex, making his way towards him.

Masters: Blood walks around the ring as SQ attempts to get back into the ring.. But Alex charges straight for him! SQ leaps off the ring apron, yelling for Alex to get back. Alex finally lets up, telling SQ to get back into the ring as he completely back up to the opposite side of the ring.. SQ seems reluctant, but he has no choice..

Stew: SQ’s about in the ring.. But Blood is up on the ring apron!! BLOOD WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF ALEX’S HEAD!! SQ immediately gets back into the ring as a dazed Alex Anderson swings around for Blood, who drops off of the apron! SQ charges as Alex turns around! SQ WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE ON ALEX!!

Masters: SQ quickly covers Alex, looking for an early win!!

Referee: ONE!!!

Stew: But to no avail as Alex kicks out after barely a one count! SQ grabs a hold of Alex now, slowly pulling him back to his feet.. SQ connects with a European uppercut on Alex! Alex is sent back-pedaling into the corner of the ring! SQ connects with a nice knife-edge chop straight to the chest of Alex! Another knife-edge chop!

Masters: Alex quickly takes the advantage in this match up back as he forces SQ into the corner instead, connecting with a knife-edge chop of his own! A second knife-edge chop! Alex follows up with a hip toss, sending SQ straight to the canvas! SQ doesn’t look to be giving up just yet as he looks to get back to his feet..

Stew: But Alex Anderson connects with a hard dropkick into Superior Quality, sending him back down!! Alex Anderson quickly covers SQ this time, looking for the end of this contest already!

Referee: ONE!!!!!…

Masters: Alex is dragged to the outside by Mr.Blood!! Alex swings for Blood! But Blood stops Alex in his tracks with a hard knee to the gut! Blood grabs a hold of Alex.. And WHIPS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS OF THE RING!! Alex just crashed and burned into that steel steps, this may be all SQ needs to win this match!

Stew: SQ rolls to the outside as the Referee demands that Blood back away from Anderson.. SQ charges for Alex, who’s propped up against the steps!! SQ DRIVES HIS HIP STRAIGHT INTO ALEX, SANDWICHING HIM BETWEEN THOSE STEPS AS WELL!! Alex Anderson may be completely out by this point!

Masters: The top of those steps just went flying into the front of our announce table and I think SQ just let some kind of sick, twisted thought grow inside his head.. SQ grabs Anderson by his hair, pulling him back to his feet.. He turns Alex around! RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP ONTO THOSE STEPS!! Alex rolls in pain on the steps!

Stew: SQ doesn’t seem anywhere near done as of yet! SQ clutches onto the hair of Alex once again, pulling him to his feet.. SQ gets on the steps, pulling Alex up there with him! This can’t end well.. SQ pulls Alex in!! HE’S SETTING ALEX UP!! MY GOD, THIS IS THE END! QUALITY DRIVER ONTO THOSE STEEL STEPS!!!!

Masters: But Alex refuses to let SQ drop him onto the steps! He’s fighting out of it! Alex manages to grab both legs of SQ.. And drops SQ FLAT on his back, onto those steps! Alex looks back at the steel pole of the ring behind him! He sets SQ up!! SLINGSHOT INTO THAT STEEL POLE OF THE RING!!!

Stew: My GOD! Superior Quality’s skull literally BOUNCED off of that steel pole!! Blood is back over there to tend to SQ as a dazed, now bloody Superior Quality stumbles into him! Blood rolls SQ into the ring as Alex gets back to his feet.. Blood turns his focus back to Alex! Blood is yelling for Alex to turn around!! Alex turns around!!

Masters: BLOOD MISSILE!!!! NO! Alex Anderson with a knee square to the face of Blood, COMPLETELY putting a stop to the Blood Missile!! Blood is dazed, but he still attempts to swing for Alex! Blood is trying anything possible to keep Alex away from the New Breed Champion! He charges towards Alex once again!!

Stew: Alex counters!! BACK BODY DROP ONTO THOSE STEEL STEPS!!! What impact that was as Blood lands straight on his back, straight onto those steps!! I’m shocked that Alex managed to pick up Blood for something like that, but he succeeded in doing so! Alex finally turns his focus back to SQ in the ring!

Masters: Alex is still feeling the effects of everything SQ has done to him thus far in this match up as he slowly makes his way to the ring.. SQ slowly begins climbing back to his feet using the ropes as he’s nearly wearing a crimson mask by this point.. Alex slides in.. No! Blood grabs Alex by his right leg!! Blood is back up!!

Stew: I think Alex is as shocked as we are at the resilience of Mr.Blood! Blood manages to fully pull Alex to the outside.. But Alex immediately connects with a right hook to the jaw of Blood!! Alex connects with a knee to the gut of Blood! HE PULLS BLOOD IN!! TWIST OF FATE RIGHT THERE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!

Masters: I think Blood is FINALLY out of this match as Alex once again gets back to his feet.. Alex quickly slides back into the ring as SQ makes it to his feet.. ALEX CHARGES FOR SQ!! SQ COUNTERS WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!! SQ QUICKLY BEGINS TRYING TO LOCK ALEX INTO SOME KIND OF HOLD!

Stew: What’s SQ thinking? DEATHLOCK STF!!!! HE’S LOOKING TO LOCK IN THAT INDIAN DEATHLOCK AND STF COMBINATION, THIS CAN DEFINITELY RESULT IN THE END OF THIS CONTEST!!! CAN HE LOCK IT IN?! ALEX ANDERSON WITH SEVERAL ELBOWS TO THE JAW OF SQ!! SQ is unable to lock it in!!

Masters: SQ gives up on his attempt to lock in the Deathlock STF as both he and Alex begin to get back to their feet.. Both men are up. SQ turns around and swings straight for Alex!! Alex with a kick to the gut of SQ!! HE PULLS SQ IN!!! TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS!!!! HE DID IT! HE NAILED SQ WITH THE TWIST OF FATE!!!

Stew: But SQ immediately rolls to the outside! That was a smart move by SQ as Alex is unable to make the cover on the outside of the ring! Though, I’m not sure if SQ intentionally did that or if the force of that Twist of Fate sent him rolling to the outside.. A frustrated Alex Anderson now rolls to the outside..

Masters: Alex grabs a hold of SQ, slowly rolling him back into the ring.. He’s got him in! All he’s got to do is pin him!! Alex slides into the ring! Alex quickly hooks the leg of SQ, this is it!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….

Stew: SQ GETS A SHOULDER UP!! This match is not over yet! Alex Anderson can’t believe he couldn’t put SQ away with that Twist of Fate! He’s looking to end this for good as he once again grabs SQ, pulling him to his feet! HE PULLS SQ IN!! BLOOD SLIDES INTO THE RING!!! CAN HE HIT THE TWIST OF FATE?!!

Masters: BLOOD MISSILE!!!! NO, ALEX DROPS SQ AND DODGES THE BLOOD MISSILE!! ALEX CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO BLOOD’S GUT AS HE COMES OFF THE ROPES! HE PULLS BLOOD IN ONCE AGAIN!!! SQ NAILS ALEX WITH A LOWBLOW FROM BEHIND!!! BLOOD DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE AS SQ TURNS ALEX ANDERSON AROUND!! HE PULLS HIM IN!! HE’S GOT HIM UP!! QUALITY DRIVER CONNECTS!!!!

Stew: This may be all SQ needs!! He’s gotta pin him!! Superior Quality hooks the leg of Alex!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(Superior Quality 85’s music hits)

Announcer: The Winner of this match by pinfall!… And STIIIILLLLLL THE NEW BREED CHAMPIOOONN!!!…. SUPERIOR QUAAAALLITTYYY 85!!!!

Masters: He did it! SQ once again retains that New Breed Championship! He may be bloody and beaten, but he is STILL the New Breed Champion, despite some help from his bodyguard, Mr.Blood. Both Superior Quality and Blood celebrate in the ring as Alex Anderson rolls to the outside..

Stew: Well congrat—LOOK OUT!!! DRAKE BLAKE WITH A SPEAR ON MR.BLOOD!!!! MY GOD, HE LOOKS TO HAVE NEARLY BROKEN BLOOD IN HALF WITH THAT!! A still dazed Superior Quality collapses to the canvas, accidentally dropping his New Breed Championship! Drake stares down at SQ on the ground..

Masters: Drake’s set up in the corner of the ring! He’s waiting for the dazed SQ to rise to his feet!! The bloody Superior Quality begins climbing back to his feet.. He turns around!! SPEAR!!!!! SPEAR CONNECTS ON SQ BY DRAKE BLAKE!! DRAKE HAS JUST MADE A STATEMENT TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!!

Stew: That’s quite a statement he just made too. I guess we’ll find out where this will all lead to on Voltage next Friday!..

(Camera fades backstage to Answers World Championship contender, Y2Impact getting prepared for his match later on)

*Y2Impact finishes lacing up his boots as the Rated R Shaman of Sexy appears in the doorway*

RRS: Hello, hello…

Y2Impact (calmly glancing over, as if he knew RRS was there): Good evening, RRS… Is there anything you’re gonna ask me to do for you, or is it just that you can’t EVER keep your nose out of MY business?

RRS: I’m not stupid enough to ask you to do anything for me, Impact… So I’m gonna go with the latter.

Y2Impact: Fine RRS… so how long are you gonna stand there before you realize that I don’t want to talk to you. In fact, I actually want ANYTHING to do with you ever again..

RRS: Well, Impact… I think you’ve already made that quite clear in the past. But I just want you to realize that I’m not going away until I get what I want.. I’m not going away until I can put YOU away.

Y2Impact (putting on his T-Shirt and getting ready to walk out of his dressing room): RRS, all I have for you is two words… Good luck.

(Impact pushes RRS to the side, and closes his door shut as he walks away from RRS down the hall, leaving RRS with a grin)

(Camera fades back out to the ring)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall! And is for the VIXENS CHAMMPIONSHIPPPPP!!!!

(SG1’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: Entering first is our challenger… from Los Angeles, California.. weighing in at 118 pounds… S-G-1!!!!!

Deadprez: Welcome back out to ringside as we’re back with Showdown blue for the Vixens Championship match! SG1 and Kendra have been at each other’s throats for weeks at this point… and they’ve gotten into quite a few altercations not only INSIDE the ring… but OUTSIDE as well! Rumors have been floating around all day that they got into another altercation last night at the hotel the extremists were staying at… It seems that these two chicks will hold NOTHING back! They’re sure as hell gonna fight to the finish!

(Kendra Shamez’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: And here is our VIXENS CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!… Fighting out of Buffalo, New York and weighing in tonight at 125 pounds… KENNNDRAAAAA SHAMEZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

ETR: SG1 and Kendra go face to face.. and believe me… there’s not any holding back in the trash talk department either– AND OHH!! SG1 GETS A HARD SLAP ACROSS THE FACE FROM KENDRA SHAMEZ!! SG1 is angry now as he approaches Kendra and slaps her right back across the face!! You were right, Prez… this is no wrestling match… this is an all out CAT FIGHTTT!!!!

Deadprez: Kendra hits the ropes after taking that slap from SG1.. and she takes her down with a Lou Thesz press, following up the Press with repeated punches coming into her face from all directions! Kendra is trying to take over this match early, but that might be a bit of a tough task as SG1 rolls her over onto her back, and SG1 is in the mount position now! She’s raining down punches!! Kendra rolls SG1 up into a pin now?!?! NO!! SG1 IS ABLE TO COUNTER THE ROLL UP INTO A PIN OF HER OWN!!!…

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… And a kickout!!

ETR: SG1 heads over to the corner as Kendra is slow to get up… SG1 is… she’s gonna climb! SG1 is headed to the top rope as Kendra Shamez reaches her feet! Here she goes from the top rope! She LEAPS!!! FLYING CROSSBODY!!! A FLYING CROSSBODY DROP ONTO THE STANDING KENDRA SHAMEZ— KENDRA CATCHES HER!!! KENDRA CATCHES SG1 OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A DROPKICK!!! EXQUISITE TIMING AND EXECUTION FROM OUR VIXENS CHAMPION, KENDRA SHAMEZ!!!

Deadprez: Kendra pushes herself to her feet, as SG1 rolls to the ropes and is trying to lift herself up as well!! SG1 is standing, balancing by holding the ropes as Kendra approaches– and SG1 CHARGES!!! BUT LOOK AT THIS!!! KENDRA HITS SG1 WITH A HURRICANRANA NEAR THE ROPES, AND IT SENDS SG1 INTO THE ROPES!!!… SG1 is still standing… on wobbly legs, however as Kendra is back on the attack again, charging at the challenger trying to take her out of the ring with a clothesline!!!… BUT NO!!!… SG1 DUCKS DOWN AND EXECUTES A BACK BODY DROP THAT SENDS OUR CHAMPION OVER THE TOP AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!!

ETR: Kendra is crawling around on the outside of the ring… trying to push herself to get to her feet… but SG1 is stalking her from the ring apron… SG1 CHARGES along the ring apron, leaping off AND CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING SENTON BOMB FROM THE RING APRON!! SG1 smiles as she lands on Kendra… and she uses the ring apron to pull herself up… Kendra is hurt now, unable to get to her feet as SG1 yanks her to her feet… and SG1 BASHES THE FACE OF KENDRA SHAMEZ INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! Kendra stumbles away, escaping by rolling back into the ring… as SG1 isn’t NEAR done yet!! She’s heading over toward us now, Prez as she grabs a Steel Chair from ringside!!

Deadprez: Uh oh… SG1 slides into the ring with that chair as a vulnerable Kendra Shamez gets to her feet in the ring… and SG1 SWINGS THE— KENDRA SHAMEZ!!! WOW!!! A SPINNING HEEL KICK OUT OF NOWHERE INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! SHE KNOCKS IT OUT OF SG1’S HANDS!!! AND KENDRA HITS THE ROPES, A SUDDEN BURST OF ADRENALINE AS SHE TAKES DOWN SG1 WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!! SG1 is down, as Kendra dives over her with the cover!!!….

ONE!!!… TWO!!!…

ETR: No!!… SG1 manages to kick out! Kendra’s not gonna stop there though as she looks to continue her offense… BY GRABBING THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!… AND SHE CRACKS IT OVER THE BACK OF SG1!!!… Kendra has that chair… and opens it up as she sets it down in the center of the ring… what’s she thinking here?! SG1 is on her knees, trying to get up after that Chair Shot as Kendra grabs her by the hair and drags her over toward the corner!!! Oh god… This could be devastating! Kendra drags SG1 up with her to the second rope, yanking at her hair at the same time!!

Deadprez: Kendra brings SG1 into a headlock… and– SG1 is throwing punches at Kendra Shamez!!! She’s trying to push Kendra off the ropes!!! BUT KENDRA IS ABLE TO BALANCE, AND SHE DIVES OFF THE ROPES, WITH SG1!!! FLYING BULLDOG!!!! BULLDOG OFF THE SECOND ROPE INTO THAT STEEL CHAIR THAT WAS SET UP IN THE RING!!! THE CHAIR SNAPS IN HALF!!! THE BASE OF THAT CHAIR IS BROKEN OFF!!! SHE’S GOTTA BE DONE FOR HERE!!! WHAT IMPACT!!! FACE FIRST INTO THE BASE OF THAT CHAIR!!!

ETR: Kendra immediately hooks the leg after that Flying Bulldog!!! Here’s the pin!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… BUT SG1 SLIDES A LEG UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!

ETR: I can’t believe this!! SG1 had the presence of mind to slide her leg out, hoping to get it under the rope.. cuz there was no way she was kicking out after taking that Bulldog into the standing chair!! Kendra drags SG1 to the center of the ring… and hooks the leg AGAIN!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… NO!!! SG1 KICKS OUT NOW!!!…

Deadprez: Kendra grabs SG1 by the back of her neck and yanks her to her feet… but SG1 lands a kick to the gut of Kendra Shamez… and hits the ropes!!! SG1 rebounds, and bounces back at Kendra— SG1 WITH A KICK TO THE GUT!!!… SHE PULLS IN KENDRA!!!! PEDICURE!!!! SG1 WITH THE PEDICURE ON KENDRA SHAMEZ!!!! IT’S CONNECTED PERFECTLY!!! SG1 DROPS OVER KENDRA FOR THE PIN!!!

ONE!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!…

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

ETR: SG1 WINS!!! NEW CHAMP!! NEW CHAMP!!!

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and the NEWWWWW… VIXENS CHAMPIONNNNNN… S-G-1!!!!!!

Deadprez: Congratulations to SG1… she defeated a woman who will eventually go down as one of the most dominant Vixens of all time tonight!!! A tough battle that SG1 was able to win!

(Recap of Mister K leaving Dynasty is played)

(His Turbo Debut is shown)

(Video recap of Mister K and John Alloy’s feud airs)

(John Alloy’s music hits as the crowd cheers and the camera fades back into the arena)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!.. First, making his way to the ring.. From Mount Elbert, Colorado!…. Weighing in at 230 pounds!…. He is the National Extreme Champion!!…. JOOOOHHHNNNN ALLOOOYY!!!

Stew: This young man has definitely impressed the heck out of me and everyone else in EAW, he has quickly risen through the ranks and became the National Extreme Champion. But he’s not
here tonight to rise through ranks, he’s here to put an end to Mister K’s “corruption”, and he may very well accomplish that.

(Mister K’s music hits as the crowd boos)

Announcer: And his opponent!..Making his way–

(Mister K stops at the stage as a microphone slowly lowers down to him)

MK: Don’t say another word.. I don’t want to hear ANY voice announce my name unless it’s ME. John, I told you two weeks ago that the corruption has only just begun, and I’m gonna tell you now that I wasn’t lying. If you want corruption so badly, then that’s exactly what you’re going to get tonight.

(Kevin Devastation’s music hits as the crowd boos)

MK: Because TONIGHT.. In MY corner!… The General Manager of the best damn brand to have ever graced Extreme Answers Wrestling!.. And the best damn General Manager to have EVER stepped into EAW!… KEVIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DEVAAAAAASSTAAAAATTTTIIOOOOONNNNN!!! But that’s not all, folks, no, because right HERE… The sure winner of this match tonight.. He stand before you all weighing in tonight at 247 pounds!!…. He hails from LONG ISLAND, NEW YOOORRK!!… He is… MMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………… K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Mister K lets the microphone rise back up as Kevin Devastation and MK make their way to the ring)

Masters: Well I certainly didn’t expect something like this, for the GM of Voltage to be in MK’s corner tonight, but here he is. MK may DEFINITELY have the upper hand at this point, he has done everything he possibly can to damage John Alloy since their meeting two weeks ago on Voltage.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: Mister K quickly backs into the corner, yelling for the Referee to make Alloy drop that aluminum bat of his.. The Referee demands that Alloy drop the bat, but I couldn’t tell you if you’re gonna get any cooperation from Alloy. Alloy points that bat straight at Mister K and drops it on the canvas, ready to start this match..

Masters: Kevin Devastation gets on the ring apron, right behind John Alloy without Alloy noticing as Mister K walks towards Alloy to begin this match.. Both men lock up.. Alloy with a knee to the gut of MK! ALLOY PICKS UP THE ALUMINUM BAT AGAIN!! BUT KEVIN DEVASTATION SWIPES IT FROM ALLOY’S HANDS!

Stew: We just about witnessed the end to this match up, Alloy is pretty much lethal with that bat in his hands! Alloy turns around to swing at KD, but KD quickly drops to the outside! MK nails Alloy in the back of the head with a forearm! MK’s got Alloy trapped against the ropes now, connecting with multiple forearms to the head!

Masters: MK doesn’t seem to be letting up on his attack whatsoever as he sends Alloy into the corner of the ring! MK with a hard knee to the stomach of Alloy! Another knee to the stomach connects! MK with an elbow to the jaw of Alloy now! Alloy drops down in the corner as MK now begins stomping him!

Stew: MK places his boot into the throat of Alloy now, looking to choke him out! MK grabs on to the top rope next to him, adding more and more pressure to that choke! The Referee is demanding that MK break the hold, but I don’t think MK’s gonna let up that easily! The Referee finally pulls MK off of Alloy!

Masters: Both Mister K and the Referee argue as Alloy gasps for air, still in the corner of the ring.. MK pushes the Referee back, turning back to Alloy.. Alloy attempts to pull himself back to his feet as MK charges straight for him! But Alloy is able to stop MK with an elbow to the gut! And now a one-handed uppercut connects on MK!

Stew: A dazed MK backs up as Alloy fully gets back to his feet.. ALLOY CONNECTING WITH A NECKBREAKER ON MK!! Alloy probably had a good chance to cover MK there, but he doesn’t seem to want to end this match so early… Alloy drops a knee straight into the head of MK!! MK rolls in pain as Alloy gets back to his feet..

Masters: Alloy wastes no time as he grabs a hold of MK, pulling him back to his feet, and whips him straight into the ropes! MK comes off as Alloy charges! Alloy connects with a HARD lariat into MK!! Alloy finally decides to cover MK, looking for the quick end to this match up!

Referee: ONE!!!!!

Stew: But just barely a one count as MK gets a shoulder up! No sign of frustration whatsoever on the face of John Alloy as he once again pulls Mister K to his feet.. Alloy WHIPS MK into the ropes! But MK is able to turn it around, sending Alloy into the ropes! KD pulls down on that top rope!! Alloy is sent gliding over the top rope, landing HARD on the outside!! It’s clear that KD and Mister K don’t plan on playing fair in this match up..

Masters: But it’s not about playing fair, Stew, the fact of this match is to win at any cost, and MK is making good of that by having Kevin out here to help him. MK begins climbing up to the top turnbuckle as John Alloy attempts to recuperate after crashing here on the outside of the ring..

Stew: Kevin now picks up John Alloy’s aluminum bat, glaring at Alloy as he gets to his feet! KEVIN RAISES THE BAT OVER HIS HEAD AS JOHN MAKES IT TO HIS FEET!! But Alloy turns around just as Kevin was looking to swing the bat into the back of him! Kevin immediately drops the bat, trying to explain himself to Alloy!

Masters: Alloy doesn’t seem to care all that much as he turns around, back to wherever MK went.. MK is up there, PERCHED on the top turnbuckle!! HE LEAPS!! MK CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE STRAIGHT INTO JOHN ALLOY!! Alloy is down and out after that maneuver!

Stew: MK gets back to his feet, quickly ripping off the cover of our announce table! MK rips out one of the monitors to our table as Kevin begins pulling Alloy back up to his feet.. MK SMACKS THAT MONITOR OFF THE SKULL OF JOHN ALLOY!! Alloy collapses to the ground as MK rips the second monitor out of our table!

Masters: Kevin begins pulling Alloy to his feet once again, this match is definitely not looking to go Alloy’s way, not with it being basically two on one. Kevin forces Alloy into MK, MK picks up Alloy as he stumbles into him.. And MK connects with a scoop slam onto our announce table, thankfully not breaking it!

Stew: MK quickly rolls back into the ring, climbing up to the top turnbuckle again! He’s perched up there once again!! MK LEAPS!!! NO! ALLOY ROLLS OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE JUST BEFORE MK JUMPS! Kevin looks to take control of Alloy once again, who seems to be trying to recuperate..

Masters: No! ALLOY GRABS HIS BAT ON THE GROUND!! ALLOY SWINGS THAT BAT STRAIGHT INTO THE RIBS OF KEVIN DEVASTATION!! MK LOOKS NERVOUS, BUT I THINK HE’S GONNA LEAP AT ALLOY NONETHELESS!! ALLOY QUICKLY LEAPS TO THE RING APRON, NEXT TO MISTER K!!

Stew: ALLOY WITH A SHOT TO THE GUT WITH THAT BAT, STRAIGHT INTO THE STOMACH OF MISTER K!!! MISTER K IS SENT IN AN AWKWARD FALL, CRASHING AND BURNING BACK ONTO THE CANVAS IN THE RING!! John Alloy sees his opportunity here! Alloy begins climbing up to that top turnbuckle now!

Masters: JOHN ALLOY LEAPS FOR MK!! ALLOY LOOKS TO DRIVE THAT BACK STRAIGHT INTO MK!!! NO, MISTER K MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY JUST BEFORE ALLOY’S BAT CAN CONNECT!! Alloy is able to land on his feet, nonetheless, MK is still in a lot of trouble as long as Alloy holds onto that bat!

Stew: MISTER K WITH A LOWBLOW ON ALLOY!! Alloy drops that aluminum bat as MK gets to his feet! A damaged John Alloy back-pedals into the ropes as MK follows.. MK grabs a hold of Alloy and pulls him in!! HE’S SETTING ALLOY UP!! M!K CHECK!!!! M!K CHECK CONNECTS STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!!!

Masters: MK COVERS ALLOY, THIS IS THE END OF THIS MATCH!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!…..

Stew: BUT ALLOY GETS A SHOULDER UP!! MK is in disbelief! MK gets back to his feet, contemplating his next move, but he can’t give his opponent any time to recover, he’s gotta think quickly! MK CHARGES TOWARDS THE ROPES! MK SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE!! MIC-SAULT!!!!

Masters: NO, ALLOY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE THE MIC-SAULT COULD CONNECT!! MK IS SENT CRASHING INTO THAT CANVAS! Both men are now down and out! Wait, Alloy begins to slowly get back up to his feet! Kevin Devastation slides into the ring as Alloy pulls himself up using the ropes..

Stew: KEVIN PICKS UP ALLOY’S BAT!! ALLOY’S UP! KD SWINGS AT ALLOY WITH THAT ALUMINUM BAT!! ALLOY QUICKLY TURNS AROUND, CONNECTING WITH A RIGHT HOOK TO THE JAW OF KEVIN!! KEVIN DROPS THE BAT, STUMBLING INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING! Alloy looks to turn his focus back to MK..

Masters: BUT MK IS ALREADY BACK UP!! MK PULLS ALLOY IN ONCE AGAIN!! M!K CHECK!!!! NO! ALLOY ELBOWS OUT OF IT! ALLOY GRABS BOTH OF MK’S LEGS AND DROPS HIM FLAT ON HIS BACK! HE SETS MK UP!! SLINGSHOT!!! MK COLLIDES WITH KEVIN DEVASTATION IN THE CORNER OF THE RING!!

Stew: ALLOY GRABS HIS BAT AS A DAZED MISTER K BACKS UP!! ALLOY WRAPS THAT BAT AROUND THE THROAT OF MK!!! RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP WITH THAT ALUMINUM BAT CONNECTS!!!! ALLOY COVERS MK FOR THE PIN, THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(John Alloy’s music hits)

Announcer: The Winner of this match by pinfall!!…. JOOOOHHHNNN ALLLOOOOYYYYY!!!!

Masters: I’m shocked at the resilience of John Alloy here tonight, he has proved that he IS a force to be reckoned with here in Extreme Answers Wrestling. He may not have ended Mister K tonight, but he sure did enough damage to make MK maybe re-think his actions against him two weeks ago on Voltage.

Stew: Both of these men gave it their all in this match up, Masters, but despite Mister K’s best efforts, even with the General Manager of Voltage in his corner, he was unsuccessful in defeating his rival, John Alloy.

Masters: Well congratulations to John Alloy, he has certainly proved me and a lot of other people wrong tonight.

(Masters is shown eliminating MvM to win the first Grand Rampage)

Promo Voice: This is a time for men to reach their destiny…

(Captain Charisma is shown eliminating Regulator to win the second GR)

Promo Voice: To capitalize on hard work, and gain ultimate success…

(Cyclone is shown winning last years Grand Rampage)

Promo Voice: To get that spark.. that will skyrocket their careers to the top of the WORLD.

(The Grand Rampage logo is shown)

Promo Voice: EAW Presents… the Grand Rampage… coming in April 2011.

(Recap of the rivalry between Tyler Parker and Power is played, including Kawajai turning on Tyler and announcing the vacancy of the Interwire Championship)

(Kawajai’s music hits as the camera fades back into the arena. Power follows behind him as he comes down the ramp with the Interwire Championship draped over his shoulder)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall!! And it is for the vacant INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIPPPP…. Introducing first of all… from New York, New York… weighing in at 290 pounds and accompanied by Kawajai… POWERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!….

Deadprez: We’re back at ringside folks.. and the situation here has been full of trickery and deceit the whole way through! Hot shot rookie Tyler Parker and Kawajai made a pact to help each other rise to the top.. and after Tyler was attacked by Power on Showdown, he was injured and could be forced to have career-ending surgery! Kawajai then announced his secret alliance with Power.. and tonight, Power faces a mystery opponent for the vacant Interwire Championship!

(Kawajai steps into the ring, with Power, holding a microphone)

Kawajai: Look… at the SIZE of this man!! The King of Extreme!! He’s the top guy in the entire COMPANY at this point!!.. His dominance has been purely unbelievable lately.. and there’s no doubt in my mind that tonight, he will continue his dominance… and become the Interwire Champion. No matter WHO the mystery opponent is tonight… nobody can defeat a man of his stature. But, I do know who the mystery opponent is… I hand selected him myself.. so, without further a due… Let us see the challenger for the big man tonight!

(Kawajai and Power glare down the entrance ramp, but no one comes out)

ETR: Looks like they don’t wanna come out and face Power!

Kawajai: Oh come on man… are you afraid of Power?!… You’d rather sit back there and give up a shot at the Interwire Championship rather than come out here and face the guy?!?!… Well… I guess I can’t blame you. I mean… look at him! But you know, the show MUST go on. So Power and I will wait in this ring until you can somehow overcome your apparent fear…

(Kawajai leaves the ring, and grabs a Steel Chair from ringside, setting it up in the ring and taking a seat, waiting for the Mystery Opponent to come out)

Kawajai: Come on… chop, chop… I wouldn’t keep Power waiting… He gets very angry when he’s forced to wait…

(Power angrily approaches the ropes, once again staring at the stage, waiting for his opponent to come out)

Deadprez: What’s going on here?!… Oh… What is this?!

(Kawajai stands up, and grabs the chair, quietly folding it up and approaching Power from behind)

ETR: KAWAJAI CRACKS POWER OVER THE BACK OF THE SKULL WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!! MY GOD!!! POWER COLLAPSES!!!

Kawajai: Nice of you to join us, mystery opponent!!… RING THE BELL!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: Damn! Kawajai has just screwed over Power!! HE’S NOT EVEN DONE YET!! HE’S CRUSHING THE BODY OF POWER WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!!…

ETR: Kawajai drops the chair now… and he’s lifting Power up a bit… and w-what?! He’s gonna tie Power up in the ropes!!! Kawajai is tying Power up in the ropes!!! Power’s arms are trapped by the ropes… as Kawajai once again grabs that chair!!!… He lifts it over his head— DAMN!!! KAWAJAI JUST HIT THAT SHOT ON POWER, AND THAT ONE BUSTED HIM OPEN!!! POWER IS BLEEDING FROM THE FOREHEARD, AS THAT CHAIR SHOT OPENED HIM UP!!! BLOOD IS DRIPPING DOWN HIS FACE, AS KAWAJAI FREES HIM FROM THE ROPES!!!

Deadprez: Power collapses back down to the canvas, face first… as Kawajai rolls him on his back… and hooks the leg for the pin!!…

ONE!!!… TWO!!!…. THREE!!!…

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and the NEWWWW… Interwire Champion… KAWWWWAAAAAAAAAJAAAAAI!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETR: Well we’ve got ourselves a new Interwire Champion!! Kawajai is the reigning champ at this time… Tyler Parker is long gone… and it seems that David has just dropped Goliath tonight!

Deadprez: Kawajai better beware… Sure, he’s champ now… but Power is not gonna be very happy about this… that’s for damn sure!

(Camera fades to the parking lot as Hurricane Hawk approaches the VIP entrance with the World Heavyweight Championship draped over his shoulder)

Security Guard: May I see some ID?…

Hurricane Hawk: ….

Security Guard: I’m not supposed to let you inside without seeing ID..

Hurricane Hawk: ….

Security Guard: Oh… Oh yes!! Hurricane Hawk… sure, g-go ahead… you can go inside.

(Hawk enters the doors and heads into the building as Cyclone is leaning against the wall nearby)

Cyclone: Look who decides to show up..

Hurricane Hawk: Mind your business.. Believe me, you don’t want to get me annoyed… not tonight..

Cyclone: Oh I apologize, Mr. Champ… I just want you to know that I’ll be cheering you on tonight. Good luck8-)

Hurricane Hawk: Hmmph.. Yeah… Thanks.

(Hurricane Hawk continues walking down the hall, as Cyclone heads in the other direction)

(Video recap of James Johnson, StarrStan, and Lethal Consequences’ feud airs)

(Lethal Consequences’ music hits as the crowd gives a mixed reaction)

Announcer: The following contest is a triple threat submission match and is scheduled for one fall!… First, making his way to the ring.. From Oakland, California!…. Weighing in at 236 pounds!…. LETHAAAALLLLLL CONSEQUENCES!!!

Stew: This man has certainly been quite full of himself as of late, can’t say I blame him though. LC has yet to lose since coming to Voltage, and he has certainly made that known to his opponents tonight, making this match to “prove which one of them can really survive in EAW this day in age”.

(James Johnson’s music hits as the crowd cheers)

Announcer: Next, making his way out to the ring.. From Boston, Massachusetts!…. Weighing in at 240 pounds!…. JAAAAAAAMMEEES JOHNSOOON!!!

Masters: James Johnson has impressed me as of late on Voltage, sticking with his guns when it came down to a showdown between himself and StarrStan on the last episode of Voltage. This hometown hero may very well prove that he’s the most dominate of the three tonight in this submission match.

(StarrStan’s music hits as the crowd boos)

Announcer: Lastly, making his way to the ring.. From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!…. Weighing in at 240 pounds!…. STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRSTAAAAANN!!!

Stew: This is HIS game, Masters, this match was made for StarrStan, he has to be the best technical wrestler in EAW and a true master of submission. Though he’s turned his back on his fans as of late, he would love nothing more than to prove them all wrong and win here tonight in Boston.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Masters: LC IMMEDIATELY with a shot to the back of James Johnson’s head in the ring as Starr gets into the ring! LC grabs a hold of James from behind.. And sends him Starr’s way!! But Starr is able to dodge James, sending him plummeting to the outside of the ring! LC swings at Starr just as he turns around!

Stew: No, Starr’s able to duck under the arm of LC! Starr takes LC down from behind! ANKLE LOCK!! HE’S LOOKING FOR IT ALREADY!! No! LC quickly escapes out of the hold, rolling to the outside of the ring! LC seems to be looking for a new strategy as Starr demands for him to get back into the ring..

Masters: Wait, James is back in the ring, sliding in behind Starr! He turns Starr around and drops him flat on his back, holding one leg! I think we know what he’s looking for!! Can he turn Starr over onto his stomach? HE DOES! BOHEMIAN MALCONTENT IS LOCKED IN ON STARRSTAN!!!! STARR MIGHT TAP RIGHT HERE!!

Stew: LC quickly picks up those steel steps on the outside of the ring and slides them into the ring as Starr begins clawing his way over to the bottom rope! JAMES DRAGS STARR BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! LC gets to his feet, picking up those steps! STEEL STEPS CONNECT INTO THE BACK OF JAMES’ SKULL!! The Bohemian Malcontent is not ONLY broken, but James Johnson is sent through the ropes!!

Masters: It seems James is once again out of the equation here as he drops to the mats outside like a rag doll! LC now turns his focus back to StarrStan, who remains in pain from that Bohemian Malcontent.. And LC drops a knee into the left leg of Starr! LC drops a second knee into that damaged leg!

Stew: That’s the same leg James Johnson was attacking just a few minutes ago, LC is smart to follow up on the damage already done to it! LC now pulls Starr back to the middle of the ring by that damaged leg and sets him up! LC seems to be locking in a hold to specifically work on that injured leg.. And…

Masters: LC drops to his back, fully applying pressure to that leg of Starr!! This is a submission as well, Starr has a huge chance of tapping out right here, right now! Starr is trying anything possible to escape this hold as he cringes in pain! Starr begins to slowly drag himself closer and closer to those ropes, he needs to get there!!

Stew: STARR GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!! The Referee is ordering that LC break the submission applied to Starr’s damaged leg.. But to no avail! LC instead pushes the Referee back, keeping the submission locked in tight on Starr’s injured limb!! The Referee gets back up, immediately forcing LC off of Starr!

Masters: LC gets back to his feet.. With a smile on his face? He pushes the Referee back once again, but quickly grabs that left leg of Starr and drags him to the middle of the ring! ANKLE LOCK!!! LC’S GOT STARR’S ANKLE LOCK LOCKED IN ON STARR!!! STARR IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS LC WRENCHES THAT ANKLE!

Stew: STARR CONNECTS WITH AN INVERTED ENZUGURI TO THE SIDE OF LC’S SKULL!! LC drops to the canvas as Starr quickly gets to the corner of the ring, holding onto that injured left leg! Both men, LC and Starr, begin climbing back to their feet. LC using the ropes, Starr using those turnbuckles..

Masters: Both men are up! LC IMMEDIATELY CHARGES FOR STARRSTAN!! STARR CATCHES LC!! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX CONNECTS!!! LC may have just signed his death sentence for this match up! LC is quickly pulled to the outside by James Johnson!! James NAILS
LC in the gut with a toe kick! He pulls LC in!!

Stew: Oh God, this isn’t gonna end well for Lethal Consequences!! DON’T DO IT, JAMES! JAMES SETS LC UP!!! POWERBOMB CONNECTS ON THE MAT ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!! MY GOD, WHAT SHEER FORCE THAT POWERBOMB JUST CONNECTED WITH AS LC’S BODY NEARLY BOUNCES!!

Masters: James turns his focus back to StarrStan back in the ring as Starr makes it to his feet.. James slides into the ring as a dazed StarrStan attempts to figure out his next move.. JAMES PICKS UP THOSE STEEL STEPS THAT LC USED ON HIM EARLIER!! HE’S LOOKING TO NAIL STARR WITH THEM!!

Stew: DON’T TURN AROUND!! JAMES IS READY TO END THIS!! STARR TURNS AROUND!!! JAMES JOHSON LAUNCHES THOSE STEPS AT STARR!!!! NO! NO, NO, STARR SIDESTEPS THE ATTACK!! STARR LOCKS THE WAIST OF JAMES JOHNSON FROM BEHIND!! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!!!

Masters: The tables have definitely turned in this match up, Starr is on the verge of winning this as he pulls James back to his feet! SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!!! Starr’s looking to connect with the entire Hat Trick as he pulls James back to his feet once again! JAMES WITH AN ELBOW TO THE JAW OF STARR!!

Stew: Starr breaks the waistlock on James Johnson, who stumbles into the corner of the ring! James quickly turns around, looking to end Starr!! BIG BOOT!!! NO, STARR DODGES THE BIG BOOT!! HE PULLS JAMES IN!! OLYMPIC SLAM CONNECTS!!!! THE OLYMPIC SLAM CONNECTS ON JAMES WITH GREAT FORCE!!!

Masters: Starr immediately gets back to his feet, yelling for the end of this match up!! Starr rips off his straps, looking down at the nearly unconscious James Johnson!! STARR GRABS THE ANKLE OF JAMES!! ANKLE LOCK!!!! HE’S GOT THE ANKLE LOCK IN TIGHT ON JAMES JOHNSON!!!! THIS IS IT!!

Stew: JAMES HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO TAP, THERE’S NO WAY LC IS SAVING HIM AT THIS POINT! LC IS STILL OUT FROM THAT POWERBOMB, I BELIEVE!! JAMES IS PANICKING AS HE TRIES TO GET TO THE BOTTOM ROPE!! BUT STARR DRAGS HIM BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!

Masters: JAMES ISN’T GIVING UP JUST YET, HE BEGINS CRAWLING TO THAT BOTTOM ROPE ONCE AGAIN!! BUT ONCE AGAIN, STARR DRAGS HIM BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! STARR NOW DROPS TO HIS BACK, FULLY LOCKING IN THAT ANKLE LOCK, HYPEREXTENDING THE LEG OF JAMES!!!

Stew: JAMES BEGINS CRAWLING ONCE AGAIN!! HE’S MOVING SLOWLY, BUT HE’S DOING IT! JAMES CLENCHES ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE, HE DID IT!! The Referee immediately pulls StarrStan off of the injured James Johnson! Starr gets back to his feet.. GRABBING JAMES BY HIS ANKLE ONCE AGAIN!!

Masters: STARR DRAGS JAMES BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! ANKLE LOCK!!!! HE’S GOT THE ANKLE LOCK IN FOR A SECOND TIME, JAMES HAS TO TAP!! Wait!! LC slides in! I thought he was completely out of this.. What the hell is that in his hand?! IS THAT A GUITAR?!! WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET THAT?!

Stew: SOUR NOTE CONNECTS ON STARRSTAN!!! THAT GUITAR BUSTS INTO A MILLION PIECES OVER THE SKULL OF STARR!!! STARRSTAN ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING IN PAIN AS LC LOOKS DOWN AT JAMES JOHNSON! LC GRABS A HOLD OF JAMES’ INJURED ANKLE!! ANKLE LOCK!!!!

Masters: LC’S GOT THE ANKLE LOCK IN ON JAMES JOHNSON AND HE SHOWS NO SIGNS OF LETTING UP!!! JAMES MAY NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS!! HE TAPS!!! JAMES JOHNSON TAPS OUT!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Announcer: The Winner of this match by submission!!…. LETHAAAALLLLLL
CONSEEEEEQUENCES!!!!

Stew: That was a rotten move, using StarrStan’s own submission on James Johnson for the win. But then again, it was a very smart move as LC knew that James’ ankle was already injured enough as a result of Starr’s constant Ankle Locks on him. Nonetheless, congratulations to Lethal Consequences.

Masters: A damaged StarrStan on the outside seems to have just realized what happened, he’s furious! Starr can’t believe that LC managed to steal this match right out from under him. But like you said, Stew, that was a smart move by Lethal Consequences. This was every man for himself, and LC just managed to get the win.

(Reckless Wiring Promo Airs, as Dynasty highlights from throughout 2010-2011 are shown)

(Video recap of Jason Cage and Jared Cage’s feud airs)

(Jason Cage’s music hits as the crowd cheers)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for an Undisclosed Championship!!… First, making his way to the ring!.. From Montreal, Quebec, Canada!…. Weighing in at 235 pounds!…. JAAAASSSOOOONN CAGE!!!

Stew: Possibly the most aggressive extremist we have ever seen in the ring, Jason Cage has been proving to be a force to reckon with as of late in EAW. However, there are some people who beg to differ, such as his opponent tonight, who just recently on Voltage managed to get the best of him.

(Jared Cage’s music hits as the crowd boos)

Announcer: And his opponent!.. Making his way to the ring… From–
Jared: Wait, wait, wait..

(Jared Cage and his assistant, Karen, make their way out to the stage as Jared holds a microphone in one hand and a black Championship-shaped bag in the other)

Jared: I believe it’s time to reveal MY Championship. You see, Jason, I’m not an idiot, I’m not gonna compete in this match with the threat of you using weapons that you would NEED to defeat me. No Jason, don’t expect there to be no rope breaks or no count-outs or no disqualifications, I refuse to let you use any of that to your advantage..

(Jared Cage unzips the black bag, pulling out a new Championship that reads “Elite Championship” on it)

Jared: You have no choice but to wrestle me under actual RULES in this match up, Jason. Because that’s the only way this Championship can be defended. So if you plan on getting yourself disqualified in some way, you might as well forfeit the match right here, right now. Otherwise, get ready to be OUT-WRESTLED.

(Jared Cage’s music continues to play as he makes his way to the ring with the Elite Championship in his hand and Karen by his side)

Masters: WOW! That’s big, Stew! There has never been any kind of Championship with something as different as that behind its concept! Jason Cage may have no choice but to limit his aggressive wrestling style tonight in order to defeat his rival, there’s a lot more ways he could lose this match and not walk out as the Champion.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: There’s the bell to begin this contest as Jason and Jared circle the ring.. And there’s the first lock-up of this match.. Jared quickly switches into a side headlock! But Jason quickly forces Jared off, sending him into the ropes! Jared comes off the ropes to meet Jason with a hard shot the gut!

Masters: Jason connects with a snap suplex on Jared! Jason looks to be taking advantage of this match quickly as both men get back to their feet.. Jared swings for Jason! But Jason ducks under the fist of Jared! Jason picks Jared up from behind! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX CONNECTS! Jared seems to be in quite a bit of pain!

Stew: Quite a bit of pain indeed, but Jared continues to get back to his feet just as Jason gets to his feet as well.. Jared swings for a third time at Jason! And it connects straight into the jaw of Jason Cage! Momentarily dazed, Jason backs up into the ropes as Jared CHARGES!! Jared misses the clothesline as Jason turns the tables!

Masters: Jason now has Jared backed up into the ropes! A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP CONNECTS STRAIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF JARED CAGE!! A SECOND knife-edge chop connects! Jared manages to catch Jason with an elbow to the jaw before he can connect with a possible third chop! Jared swings for a second elbow!!

Stew: NO! Jason sidesteps the elbow, catching Jared from behind! He locks the waist of Jared!! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! This is DEFINITELY not looking good for Jared at this point! Jason pulls Jared up to his feet, keeping that waistlock in! SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! Jason’s looking for the entire Hat Trick!! Jason pulls a dazed Jared Cage back to his feet once again, he’s looking for number three!!

Masters: But Jared with an elbow to the side of Jason’s head! Jared’s looking to escape from Jason’s attack with some elbows once again! Jason’s losing his grip!! But No! Jason breaks the waistlock, but begins CLUBBING Jared straight into the spine with several hard forearm shots!! Jared has no choice but to let Jason continue!!

Stew: THE THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! The full Hat Trick connects on Jared Cage!! Jason quickly gets back to his feet, he knows he’s got this match in the palm of his hands! JASON SIGNALS FOR THE END OF THIS MATCH!! Jason makes his way to the corner of the ring as Jared remains down and out!

Masters: Karen has no choice but to look on as Jason climbs to the top turnbuckle, looking to end this match with a fierce move from above! HE’S READY! FLYING HEADBUTT!!! No! Karen pulls Jared Cage to the outside of the ring! Jared tries to recuperate on the outside as Jason Cage argues with Karen from inside the ring!

Stew: The Referee seems non too happy about Karen’s blatant interference as well. The Referee begins counting Jared out on the outside!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!….

Masters: Jared props himself up against the Showdown announce table, he doesn’t even look like he’s in the mood to continue this match up! Jason CHARGES TOWARDS THE ROPES AND BACK!! HE LEAPS THROUGH THE ROPES!! SUICIDE DIVE!!! MY GOD, NO, NO JARED DODGES THE SUICIDE DIVE!!

Stew: JASON CAGE IS SENT SLAMMING INTO THE EDGE OF SHOWDOWN’S ANNOUNCE TABLE, WHAT IMPACT THAT WAS!! It’s safe to say that the tables have certainly turned after that failed attempt of a suicide dive! Jared now has a devious grin on his face, knowing that this is a great opportunity to take advantage!

Masters: Jared Cage quickly slides back into the ring as the Referee begins counting Jason Cage out!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!…….. FOUR!!!!!!!!!……

Stew: Jason is rolling on the mat in pain, he could have very well injured himself after crashing and burning as badly as that! I don’t think Jared has any intention of out-wrestling Jason tonight, he’s just looking to win this match and become Elite Champion by having Jason counted out! A dirty plan, but it just might work!

Masters: Jason is slowly trying to get back to his feet as Karen watches on the outside..

Referee: SEVEN!!!!!!…… EIGHT!!!!!!!

Stew: Jason doesn’t have much let, he could be seriously injured, he may not have enough in the tank to get back into the ring in time!

Referee: NINE!!!!!!…..

Masters: JASON FORCES HIMSELF TO SLIDE INTO THE RING JUST BEFORE THE TEN COUNT!! You gotta respect the resilience of Jason Cage, he could very well be injured after slamming into the edge of that announce table, but he refuses to give up on this match! Jared Cage quickly attacks the spine of Jason!

Stew: Jared pulls Jason in!.. GUTWRENCH SUPLEX CONNECTS HARD ON THE CANVAS!! Jared immediately covers Jason, this could be the end, that damaged back could be Jason’s downfall right now!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!!

Masters: NO! Jason is able to get a shoulder up just before the three count! Jared is frustrated beyond belief, he wants nothing more than to end this match, he just doesn’t know how to put down Jason! Jared begins pulling Jason to his feet.. But Jason nails Jared with an elbow to the gut! Jason connects with a knife-edge chop!!

Stew: Jason WHIPS Jared Cage into the corner of the ring! No! Jared switches it around! JASON IS SENT COLLIDING, SPINE-FIRST INTO THAT CORNER OF THE RING!! Jared quickly grabs a hold of Jason, pulling him up to his feet once again.. He sets him up! GUTWRENCH SUPLEX FOR A SECOND TIME!!

Masters: JASON ESCAPES IT, GRABBING A HOLD OF THE ARM OF JARED, LOOKING TO FORCE HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! WE KNOW WHAT JASON IS LOOKING FOR!! But Jared manages to force Jason off! JASON IS SENT INTO THE REFEREE!! NO! Jason manages to stop himself! Jared charges for Jason!!

Stew: JARED NAILS THE REFEREE WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE AS JASON DODGES THE ATTACK!!! The rule book has officially been THROWN out of the window without a Referee in this contest! Jared is shocked at what he’s done, he doesn’t know what to do! Jared slowly turns around.. TO JASON CAGE GRABBING A HOLD OF HIS ARM ONCE AGAIN!! JASON TAKES JARED DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!

Masters: FORCED CONFESSION!! JASON’S GOT THE FORCED CONFESSION LOCKED IN ON JARED!!! THERE’S NEARLY NO ESCAPING THIS CROSSFACE!! JARED IMMEDIAELY TAPS OUT!! BUT THERE’S NO REFEREE, THERE’S NO ONE TO CALL THE END OF THIS MATCH UP!! JASON REFUSES TO BREAK IT!!

Stew: WAIT! WAIT, KAREN SLIDES INTO THE RING! SHE’S GOT A STEEL CHAIR IN HER HAND!! What the hell is she thinking?! Don’t do it! KAREN SMACKS JASON CAGE IN THE BACK WITH THAT CHAIR!! Jason breaks the submission! Jason gets back to his feet as Karen backs up.. Jason turns around..

Masters: Karen looks to be in fear for her life as she drops the steel chair, backing up more! Jason doesn’t look happy at all! KAREN SWINGS HER FOOT INTO THE GROIN OF JASON CAGE!!! Jared is back up now!! That high heel just nailed Jason in the worst possible spot to be hit, he turns around to Jared!

Stew: JARED PULLS JASON DOWN BY HIS ARM, TO THE CANVAS!! HE’S GOT THE FORCED CONFESSION LOCKED IN ON JASON CAGE!!! JARED WANTS TO HUMILIATE JASON, HE’S GOT HIS OWN SUBMISSION LOCKED IN ON HIM!! KAREN ROLLS THE REFEREE BACK INTO THE RING AS JARED PULLS HARDER AND HARDER ON THAT FORCED CONFESSION!! JASON MAY TAP RIGHT HERE!!

Masters: JASON’S REACHING FOR THE ROPES!! CAN HE DO IT?! The Referee is fully conscious once again, but Jason is near grabbing the bottom rope!! JASON FLIPS BOTH MEN OVER FROM THE FORCED CONFESSION, ROLLING INTO THE RING!! JASON’S GOT JARED IN A PIN, HE SWITCHED THE FORCED CONFESSION INTO A PIN!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(Jason Cage’s music hits)

Announcer: The Winner of this match by pinfall!!.. and NEWWWW ELITE CHAMPIOOONN!!!…. JAAAASSSOOOONN CAAAAGGGEEEE!!!!

Stew: Jared kicks out of the pin, but the effort was too little, too late! Jared is in complete shock as Jason rolls out of the ring, handed that Elite Championship! Jason is laughing at Jared inside the ring as he celebrates with that Elite Championship, proudly holding it above his head!

Masters: Jason has a right to be proud, he OUT-WRESTLED Jared Cage here tonight, he earned
that Elite Championship.

Stew: I can’t disagree with that, Masters, Jason may have not been able to use weapons or the right to hold a submission in whether his opponent is grabbing the ropes or not, but he STILL found a way to come out with the win.

Masters: Congratulations to Jason Cage on becoming the first EVER Elite Champion.

(Camera fades to a factory worker, showing cameras how World Championship Gold is created as he molds the belt)

(Camera cuts to a closeup of the Answers World Championship on its podium on the outside of the ring)

Stew: Well ladies and gentlemen, up next, history is set to be made. You just saw how that championship belt was made… With the finest of gold, all for the winner of this next match! Up next, we will find out who the first EVER Answers World Champion will be.

Masters: A huge match indeed, Stew, but don’t expect some kind of five-star classic match up from either of these men. They’re both going to scratch, claw, and most of all FIGHT their way to get the win, neither man will not let ANYTHING get in their way when it comes to winning the Answers World Championship.

(Video recap of Y2Impact and George Copeland’s chase for the Answers World Championship airs)

(George Copeland’s music hits as the crowd cheers)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall!.. And it will decide who is the first EVER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!… First, making his way to the ring.. From Atlanta, Georgia!…. Weighing in at 231 pounds!…. GEEEEOOOORRRGGEEEE COPELAANND!!!

Stew: This young man has certainly fought for this spot here tonight, he wants nothing more than to walk out of Boston with that Championship around his waist. I wanna say he’s nervous at this point, with this being his first ever main event at an FPV, but I see no stress whatsoever in the eyes of GC, he’s ready to fight.

(Y2Impact’s music hits as the crowd erupts with boos)

Announcer: And his opponent!.. Making his way to the ring… From Seattle, Washington!…. Weighing in at 226 pounds!…. Y! 2!! IMMPPPPPPAAAAAAACCCTTT!!!

Masters: Despite how people may feel about Impact’s character and values, his list of accomplishments speak for themselves. Impact is a three-time World Champion heading into this match and even since losing his last World Title, he has YET to decline when it comes to who’s deserving of a World Championship. Impact’s not looking for any kind of support from any person in the crowd or backstage, he’s looking for a World Title.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: There’s the bell as we start off this contest for the Answers World Championship.. Impact and GC quickly lock up. But it’s quickly switched into a side headlock by GC.. GC may be looking for a take down. Impact’s struggling out of it.. Impact escapes the headlock, picking up GC from behind! Belly to Back suplex!!

Masters: But GC’s able to escape it, rolling off the back of Impact! GC turns Impact around, once again locking in that side headlock! GC’s able to successfully connect with that side headlock take down on Impact this time. But Impact reaches up with his legs, wrapping them around the head of GC for a scissors lock!

Stew: GC’s able to roll out of the lock, breaking his side headlock in the process.. GC quickly grabs a hold of Impact’s legs! He may be looking for a submission! He MAY be looking to lock in Impact’s own submission right here, right now! Impact refuses to turn over onto his stomach despite GC’s efforts!

Masters: GC seems to have abandoned his plans of locking in the Walls Of Impact as he sets Impact up.. SLINGSHOT INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING!! The jaw of Impact bounces off that top turnbuckle with GREAT force! A dazed Impact turns around as GC gets back to his feet.. CLOTHESLINE ON IMPACT!

Stew: GC immediately takes Impact down, connecting with that hard clothesline! I didn’t exactly expect this, Masters, GC’s taking it to Impact quite a bit thus far! Impact, dazed a bit, but he’s up nonetheless, CHARGES for George Copeland! GC counters with a drop toe hold! GC quickly turns Impact onto his back for the pin!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!

Masters: Frustration may be getting to GC, he may just want to end this contest by anyway possible as long as he’s leaving with that Answers World Title around his waist. Both men get to their feet.. But it’s GC who makes the first move with a dropkick straight to the left knee of Impact! Impact falls to the canvas! GC makes his way over to Impact, grabbing a hold of that top rope, stomping straight into the chest of Impact!

Stew: Impact is still fighting back, he’s attempting to struggle out of the constant stomps GC is delivering! GC puts a stop the attack, charging towards the ropes! GC comes off the ropes.. AND CONNECTS WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE INTO IMPACT!! Impact is sent nearly FLYING out of the ring just from the force of that baseball slide!! Impact is down on the outside, he may be getting frustrated..

Masters: Impact climbs back to his feet using the barricade as GC waits in anticipation for him to make it to his feet.. Impact is up! GC grabs the top rope! GC SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE AS IMPACT TURNS AROUND!! IMPACT COUNTERS WITH A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK TO GC IN MID-AIR!!! GC is sent rolling in pain on the mat! Impact slowly makes it back to his feet as GC cringes in pain..

Stew: Impact turns his focus to GC, grabbing him by his hair.. Impact pulls GC slowly to his feet.. BUT DRIVES THE BACK OF GEORGE COPELAND’S SKULL INTO THE RING APRON!! Impact now pulls GC back up once again.. And this time drives his skull into our announce table!! Impact grabs the dazed GC by his legs! Impact drops GC flat on his back on the mat!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT!! HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN!! IMPACT HAS GC IN THE WALLS OF IMPACT ON THE OUTSIDE!! GC IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!

Masters: THE REFEREE IS YELLING FOR IMPACT TO BREAK THE HOLD, YOU CAN’T WIN BY SUBMISSION HERE ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT I THINK IMPACT IS VERY MUCH AWARE OF THAT! HE WANTS TO PUNISH GEORGE COPELAND!! Wait! GC’s fighting back! GC shows a lot of leg strength as he begins to slowly force himself onto his back! He did it! GC’s escaped the Walls of Impact for now! But Impact isn’t finished yet, he’s still looking to lock the Walls back in!

Stew: GC grabs the ring apron, reaching under the ring for something to help him escape this! GC PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR FROM UNDER THE RING!! HE CRACKS THAT CHAIR OVER THE SKULL OF IMPACT!!! Impact drops like a statue after that chair shot!! George Copeland finally has an opportunity once again to take advantage of this match up! GC slowly climbs back to his feet using that ring apron, dropping the chair in front of our table.. GC sees that Impact is down, he may not have much left, one move could end this entire match!

Masters: George leaps to the ring apron! Impact pulls himself up with help from our announce
table, he may be busted open after that chair shot.. Impact quickly turns around to GC! BUT IMPACT MAKES THE FIRST MOVE, GRABBING GC BY HIS LEG! IMPACT PULLS GC’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM, CAUSING HIM TO FALL FACE-FIRST INTO THE RING APRON!! A dazed GC stumbles onto our announce table! Impact is now the person who sees his time to take advantage! Impact climbs to the ring apron.. He looks back to make sure that George Copeland is in place.. IMPACT SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!

Stew: LIONSAULT!!!!! LIONSAULT CONNECTS THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! JESUS, BOTH MEN ARE MOTIONLESS, HAVING COMPLETELY CRASHED THROUGH OUR TABLE!! BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE WILLING TO DAMN NEAR KILL THEMSELVES JUST FOR THAT ANSWERS WORLD TITLE, AND THEY ARE CERTAINLY PROVING THAT RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!!

Masters: Signs of life coming from Y2Impact as he slowly but surely begins to make his way back to the ring.. Impact makes it to his feet! Impact looks down at GC, who’s surrounded by the remains of our table, GC could possibly be unconscious! Impact reaches down, grabbing a hold of GC, slowly pulling him to his feet.. Impact has a huge chance to end this match up.. With any energy he has left, Impact forces George Copeland to roll into the ring! Impact slides in as well! He’s got a chance to end this! Impact covers GC!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!……….

Stew: GEORGE COPELAND KICKS OUT!! He is NOT giving up on this match yet! Impact is furious! After a Walls of Impact, after a Lionsault through our announce table, GC REFUSES to give up! Impact covers George Copeland again, holding down both shoulders this time!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!

Masters: But to no avail as George Copeland once again kicks out! Impact can’t believe the resilience of GC, he may not have anything left to put him away with! Impact instead hooks BOTH legs of George Copeland for a third pin, this could be it!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: But once AGAIN, George Copeland is able to kick out! It may seem like a worthless attempt at getting a successful pin, but this can even work in Impact’s favor as with each pin, George Copeland is using more and more energy to kick out. Impact gets back to his feet, nearly pulling out his hair in frustration, GC just won’t give up, no matter what Impact does.. Impact props himself in the corner of the ring.. Impact waits and waits for a dazed GC to get back to his feet.. You can see that blood flowing out from that cut over his eye as he waits..

Masters: GC is bruised and beaten, slowly getting back up.. He’s up! GC turns around as IMPACT CHARGES!! CODEBREAKER!!!! NO!! COPELAND FORCES IMPACT OFF, INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING! IMPACT CHARGES ONCE AGAIN! BUT GC SIDESTEPS HIM! GC SETS IMPACT UP!!! DREAM-CRUSHING FINALE CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! GC HAS COMPLETELY TURNED THE TABLES ON IMPACT, HE MAY HAVE JUST WON HIMSELF THIS MATCH, ALL HE HAS TO DO IS COVER HIM!!

Stew: COME ON, SON, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, COVER HIM!! GC SLOWLY TURNS IMPACT OVER ONTO HIS BACK.. HE DROPS AN ARM ONTO THE CHEST OF IMPACT!! THIS IS IT, WE HAVE OUR FIRST ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!

Masters: NO!! IMPACT WITH A SHOULDER UP JUST BEFORE THE THREE COUNT!! George Copeland can’t believe it!! GC is in shock, it seems Impact has just as much resilience as he does! GC seems fed up, he slowly gets back to his feet as Impact begins showing signs of life.. GC grabs both legs of Impact! HE’S LOOKING TO LOCK IN IMPACT’S OWN FINISHER, HE’S LOOKING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!! Impact manages to escape one foot from GC’s grip! Impact’s trying to fully escape, but GC continues to hold on!!

Stew: IMPACT CONNECTS WITH AN ENZUGURI!!! GC collapses to the canvas as a damaged and now bloody Y2Impact falls to the outside! Impact struggles back to his feet, using the ring apron and stumbles towards our announce table.. Impact stares deep into that Answers World Championship on its podium.. IMPACT TAKES THE ANSWERS WORLD TITLE!! Impact slides into the ring as GC pulls himself up using the ropes! IMPACT CHARGES WITH THAT ANSWERS WORLD TITLE!! GC CATCHES IMPACT BY HIS FEET!!!

Masters: GC’S ATTEMPTING TO GO FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT FOR A SECOND TIME!!! CAN HE DO IT?! NO!! DAMN IT, NO, IMPACT CRACKS THAT ANSWERS WORLD TITLE ACROSS THE SKULL OF GEORGE COPELAND!! A now bloody GC back-pedals into the ropes as Impact gets back to his feet!! Impact drops the Answers World Title and CHARGES FOR GEORGE COPELAND!! CODEBREAKER!!!!! CODEBREAKER CONNECTS AS IMPACT HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF GC!!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(Y2Impact’s music hits)

Announcer: The Winner of this match!… and FIRST EVEEERR ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIOOONN!!…. Y! 2!! IMMMMPPPPAAACCCTTTT!!!!

Stew: Impact has done it! He did what nobody thought he could do! He did absolutely EVERYTHING in his power to become the first ever Answers World Champion tonight and that’s exactly what he did!

Masters: Lets not forget the great resilience of George Copeland in this match, Stew, he has truly proved a lot of people wrong tonight. So many people thought he didn’t have what it took to hold his own in a big match situation and I believe he just proved all of those critics wrong.

Stew: I agree, Masters, George Copeland fought like no other tonight, he gave it his all, but just came up a bit short. But congratulations to the Answers World Champion, Y2Impact, I’m sure we’re gonna be hearing all about this on Voltage.

Masters: Y2Impact looks extremely proud as he holds that Answers World Championship above his head, proving that he still had it in him to win another World Championship..

(Camera fades backstage to Robbie V walking through the halls, speaking with RRS)

Robbie V: This is it, man… It’s my time to finally kick the shit outta this dude.

RRS: I think you got it… You can handle the guy…

Robbie V: Oh without a DOUBT I can handle him, RRS… But do you have any IDEA how long he set my career back?… If it weren’t for him, I’d be WORLD CHAMPION by now… I was on top of the world a few months back… and now I’m still trying to fight off this dude… I’m ending all this tonight…

RRS (patting Robbie on the back): You got this… I know how you feel… But tonight is the time to skyrocket your career back to where it was, and then continue to travel even further..

(Robbie reaches the stage area as he shakes hands with RRS)

(Video recap of the feud between Ashten Cross and Robbie V plays)

(Ashten Cross’ music hits)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall! Entering first… from Charlotte, North Carolina… weighing in at 280 pounds… ASHHTENNNNNN CROSSSSSSSSSS!!!!…

Deadprez: Ashten here and Robbie V have been engaged in a bitter rivalry that has lasted for MONTHS.. As we know, it all started when Ashten Cross took Robbie V out for a few months that led to Robbie’s comeback match at King of Extreme… Ashten once again attacked Robbie, and here we are today as Ashten slides into the ring…

(Robbie V’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in at 237 pounds… ROBBB-BIEEEE-V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETR: And here’s Robbie V himself… he makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring… I think we’re ready to get this one started!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: Robbie V is more than ready… He’s here to fight and he is most importantly here to WIN!!… He’s focused as Ashten Cross immediately takes him down with a Lariat From Hell!!… That signature lariat from Ashten Cross that nearly flipped Robbie over!! Robbie gets to his feet, but Ashten is still on the attack as he sends Robbie to the ropes… and ducks down as Robbie bounces back, sending him over the top rope and to the apron with a Back Drop!!

ETR: And Ashten follows up with a hard Back-Elbow that knocks Robbie off the apron and down to ringside, as Ashten leaves the ring and follows his rival to the outside! Ashten wastes no time as he grabs Robbie by the hair and throws him into the nearby barricade! Ashten climbs up to the apron… as Robbie is still feeling the effects of being slammed into that barricade… Ashten runs along the apron and DIVES OFF AS ROBBIE IS ABLE TO PUSH HIMSELF TO HIS FEET!! DIVING CLOTHESLINE FROM THE APRON FROM ASHTEN CROSS!!…

Deadprez: Ashten stares over Robbie, as he stands over the Hardcore Headliner… Ashten turns away as Robbie lays without much movement on the ringside floor.. and he flips up the ring apron, reaching under there… and Ashten grabs a Kendo Stick, bringing the first weapon into this match!!.. Robbie pulls himself to his feet, using the barricade for support!!… Ashten swings that Kendo Stick at the noggin of Robbie V!!! But RoV dodges as Ashten makes contact with only the barricade!!!

ETR: Ashten turns around as Robbie twists behind him, and brings a knee up into his gut!! Robbie connects with a DDT on the outside, planting the skull of Ashten Cross into the thin padding on the outside of the ring! Robbie grabs the Kendo Stick as Ashten lays on the outside… getting to his knees slowly… and ROBBIE SMACKS THAT KENDO STICK ACROSS THE SKULL OF ASHTEN CROSS!!! Robbie’s feeling the adrenaline of being in this match, as he continues to emphatically smash that Kendo Stick into Ashten Cross!!!…

Deadprez: He’s not stopping!! Ashten Cross is able to roll out of danger though and pushes himself to his feet… Robbie follows Ashten and swings that Kendo Stick once again at his skull, but Ashten DUCKS!!… and Ashten delivers with a kick to the gut, followed up by a Belly to Belly Suplex on the outside!!! Ashten positions himself over Robbie V on the outside and he’s raining down punches… Robbie V is losing awareness as Ashten gets to his feet… and reaches over the barricade, into the crowd and pulls out a Steel Chair!! Robbie is trying to crawl away, but he’s not fast enough before Ashten can get to him!! Ashten opens up that Steel Chair… and HE’S PUTTING ROBBIE’S HEAD INSIDE THAT THING!!!…

ETR: Robbie is certainly in some BIG trouble here!! Ashten takes a few steps back as Robbie remains helpless.. laying there with that Steel Chair over his head as Ashten drags him up against the barricade… Ashten steps back, and HE CONNECTS A RUNNING DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR!!!! THE CHAIR CLOSES ON ROBBIE V’S HEAD, AND ASHTEN JUST TOOK DOWN THE BARRICADE WITH THAT KICK!!! THAT CHAIR CLOSES ON ROBBIE V’S HEAD AS HE IS FORCED THROUGH THE BARRICADE WALL WITH THAT DROPKICK FROM ASHTEN CROSS HERE AT RINGSIDE!!!!

Deadprez: WOW!!!… Robbie is amongst the crowd and there’s a bit of blood trickling from under his right eye!! Ashten steps in and tosses the chair off of Robbie, as the blood drips down his face… Ashten lifts Robbie up and pulls him back into the ringside area– Robbie throws a right hand!!! Robbie trying to fight back as he’s throwing punches at Ashten, but Ashten is giving him a good fight back! Ashten grabs Robbie by the back of his head and he’s attempting to smash his head into the Ring Post!! But he’s not able to do it as Robbie pushes Ashten away and lands a kick to the gut… Robbie brings Ashten into a Front Headlock.. and DRIVES HIM BACKWARD INTO THE RING POST!!!

ETR: Ashten is stunned, as Robbie grabs him and rolls him into the ring!! Robbie is going under the ring for a weapon of his own now, as he wipes the blood from his face and digs out a Trash Can from under there!! Robbie slides the Trash Can into the ring and slides in behind it, grabbing the lid as Ashten is trying to get to his feet!! Robbie SWINGS that Trash Can Lid at Ashten’s skull!!… But Ashten dodges away from it and LIFTS Robbie up onto his shoulders!! Could we be seeing an F5 from Ashten Cross here?!?!… No!!! Robbie counters with a Sunset Flip Powerbomb INTO THE TRASH CAN LAYING IN THE RING!!! INTO THE TRASH CAN!!! ROBBIE PULLS THE CRUSHED TRASH CAN OUT FROM UNDER ASHTEN, AND PRESSES HIS SHOULDERS TO THE MAT!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… Ashten is somehow able to roll a shoulder up!

Deadprez: Robbie is frustrated he wasn’t able to put Ashten away there… as he brings Ashten into his arms, lifting him to his feet!! Robbie pulls Ashten into a position for a German Suplex… and he hoists him up!!!… Nope!! Ashten counters back at Robbie landing on his feet and taking him down with a Chop Block to the back of the knee!! Robbie falls as Ashten rolls him up tight with a pin!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… Robbie’s able to kick out now!!

ETR: Ashten Cross yanks Robbie to his feet… but Robbie strikes back with an uppercut to the jaw!!… Robbie brings Ashten in again, and he’s got him with an Inverted Backbreaker!!… Robbie’s not stopping his offense there, as he latches onto Ashten Cross with a tightly applied Sleeper Hold, trying to face Ashten fast!!

Deadprez: Ashten may not have a choice!! He’s too far from the ropes!! It’s impossible to get out of his hold without suffering at least SOME damage from it unless you’re near the ropes!! Robbie has it locked in perfectly.. and to tell you the truth, Ashten looks exhausted already.. I’d be surprised if he makes it out of this without losing consciousness!!

ETR: Ashten is giving it everything he has to break free… but with that, he’s losing a ton of energy!! That’s why the Sleeper hold is a KEY maneuver to any matchup!!.. Robbie is trying his best to keep Ashten down… but Ashten is swinging multiple elbows at Robbie, and is somehow able to reach his feet as Robbie tosses him away and into the ropes!! Ashten bounces back with a RUNNING SPINEBUSTER!!! HE CAUGHT ROBBIE ON THE RUN AND BROUGHT HIM DOWN WITH THAT SPINEBUSTER!! THAT RATTLED THE RING!!!

Deadprez: Robbie slowly reaches his feet after that Spine-Shattering move he took from Ashten… and Ashten pulls him up the rest of the way, pulling him onto his shoulders once again!!! He’s got him up there for the F5 again, but this time he’s gonna land it!! But wait!! I was wrong as Robbie twists off of Ashten’s shoulders, saving himself from nearly CERTAIN defeat! Robbie stumbles backward into the corner now.. as Ashten turns to face him… and CHARGES!!! BUT LOOK AT THIS!!!… ROBBIE WAS PLAYING POSSUM AS HE RUNS OUT FROM THE CORNER AND CONNECTS A DROP TOE HOLD, CAUSING ASHTEN TO FALL FACE FIRST INTO THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE!!!

ETR: Ashten is HELPLESS on the canvas… as Robbie hops up to the top rope!!! The crowd is on his side, as Robbie glances through the THOUSANDS of people in attendance tonight!!… AND HERE IT IS!!! ROBB-BIEE-V!!!!! IT’S THE FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!! ROBBIE V WITH THE FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH ON ASHTEN CROSS!!! AND HE CONNECTS IT WITH PERFECTION!!!

Deadprez: But Robbie isn’t hooking the leg here!!!… He grabs Ashten Cross… and he’s propping Ashten up against the turnbuckles… Ashten is completely out of it here, as Robbie rips the turnbuckle cover off the top turnbuckle… and leans him up against it face first!!!… THE CONCUSSION!!! HOLY SHIT, THE CONCUSSION FROM BEHIND, KICKING ASHTEN’S FACE INTO THE UNCOVERED TOP TURNBUCKLE AS ASHTEN FALLS BACKWARD, FALLING TO HIS BACK AS ROBBIE DIVES OVER HIM FOR THE PIN!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!…

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(Robbie V’s music hits)

ETR: Well it’s been a long battle… but Robbie V comes up big tonight!!

Deadprez: Long, and hard fought match by both of these men… but Robbie is able to get the ‘W’ tonight!!…

[Flashes of the Hell in a Cell lowering are shown, cutting in and out with highlights from the careers of CM Banks, Viper and Hurricane Hawk]

Promo Voice: This devilish structure has only been witnessed once before…

[Flashes of Hell in a Cell are shown once again]

Promo Voice: And tonight, it returns to wreak havoc…

[Flashes of the Cell continue to cut in and out]

Promo Voice: Three men will fight to the finish, inside the confines of HELL.

(Video Recap of the Scenario between Hurricane Hawk, CM Banks and Viper is played)

(Ominous Music is played as the camera fades into the arena and the Hell in a Cell is slowly lowered over the ring)

(CM Banks’ music hits)

Ring Announcer: The following is a TRIPLE THREAT HELL IN A CELL MATCH.. and it will be contested for the WORLDD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPP!!!!!… Entering first… from New Jersey… weighing in at 220 pounds… C-M BANNNNNNNNNKKKKKKSSSS!!!!!

Deadprez: Well here we are, folks… the traditional Hell in a Cell main event for Reasonable Doubt… a tradition which started last year when CM Banks took on HBB for the World Championhip here at Reasonable Doubt!… But tonight, at the third edition of the event, it’s THREE men going at it inside the dangerous confines of Hell in a Cell!!…

(Viper’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from San Diego, California.. weighing in at 165 pounds… VIPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

(Hurricane Hawk’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: And their opponent… from Jacksonville, Florida… weighing in at 235 pounds… HURRICANEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

(Hawk steps through the door of Hell in a Cell to join Banks and Viper, as the referee on the outside closes and locks it)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: The bell has rung!! All three men are squared up in the ring as Viper immediately attacks Hurricane Hawk with the first action this match has seen!! Viper and Hawk are brawling in the ring to start this match off… and Banks is standing there, smiling as Hawk and Viper do his work for him! Hawk backs Viper down and into the corner… as he winds up and delivers a solid sounding Backhand Chop!!… BUT HEADS UP!!! CM BANKS FROM BEHIND WITH A ROLL UP ON HURRICANE HAWK!!! AND HERE’S THE COUNT!!!

ONE!!… TWO!!!… But Viper pulls Banks off of Hawk just in time!!..

ETR: Viper grabs Banks by the back of his head and runs with him toward the ropes, dumping him over the top and onto the apron!!! Banks angrily tries to re-enter the ring, but Viper hits him with a Forearm Smash that keeps him out on the apron!!… Viper tries to clothesline him off the apron, but Banks ducks down and delivers a Shoulder Thrust through the ropes that knocks Viper away, and Banks re-enters the ring!!… BUT NOW IT’S HAWK WITH A ROLL UP ON VIPER AS HE STUMBLES BACKWARD!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… BUT NO!!! BANKS WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE, FALLING OVER HAWK TO STOP THE PIN!!!

Deadprez: Banks saves the match!!! And now Banks tosses Viper to the corner… as he collides back-first with those hard turnbuckles, as he bounces out and stumbles back out toward the waiting CM Banks!! Banks catches Viper with a Flapjack!! Banks jumps to his feet, only to turn around and be met with a Running STO by Hurricane Hawk!!! Hawk dives over Banks for the pin now!!!…

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… Banks kicks out!!

ETR: These men seem to want to end this match early… and I don’t blame them… this is one of the most dangerous matches EAW has to offer!! Hawk rolls out to ringside, in between the ring and the ominous walls of the Hell in a Cell structure… Hawk flips the apron over… and my lord, look at this… Hawk pulls out a BARBED WIRE-WRAPPED STEEL CHAIR FROM UNDER THE RING!!!… Hawk brings it into the ring!!! Viper is up, and he turns around abruptly as Hawk SWINGS AT HIM WITH THAT HUGE CHAIR SHOT!!!… BUT VIPER DUCKS UNDER THAT INCOMING CHAIR SHOT, AND HAWK BASHES IT OVER CM BANKS’ HEAD INSTEAD!!!

Deadprez: Banks is hurt!!! He collapses to the mat as Hawk watches over him, smiling… BUT VIPER HAS A LADDER!!! VIPER GRABBED A LADDER AFTER DODGING THE CHAIR SHOT FROM HAWK, AND HE CRUSHES THAT LADDER INTO THE BACK OF HURRICANE HAWK’S HEAD!!! WITH HAWK AND BANKS DOWN, VIPER CAN BECOME THE WORLD CHAMP RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!!

ETR: BUT VIPER IS PUMMELING HAWK WITH CLOSED FISTS!!! SHOT AFTER SHOT!!!… AND VIPER YELLS OUT TO THE CROWD, AS THEY LET HIM KNOW THEY’RE BEHIND HIM!!! Hawk is down and out… as Viper grabs hold of that Ladder and he’s setting it up vertically in the corner of the ring… but heads up!! Viper is attacked from behind by CM Banks, as he abruptly turns around and the two men are exchanging blows, left and right hands incoming at each other!!! But Viper takes the advantage after a kick to the gut… as he twists behind CM Banks and lifts him into position for a Suplex!!

Deadprez: BUT NO!!! BANKS COUNTERS AS HE LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND VIPER!!! AND HE BRINGS VIPER INTO A WAIST LOCK… DRIVING HIM FORWARD INTO THE LADDER THAT HE STOOD UP IN THE CORNER!!! Banks now somersaults backward, keeping the Waist Lock intact as he rolls Viper back into a pinning predicament near the center of the ring!! He’s got Viper with a pin!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… BUT HAWK DIVES IN WITH AN ELBOW TO BREAK IT UP!!!

ETR: Hawk grabs the ladder… and moves it near the center of the ring as he grabs CM Banks and lifts him to his feet!! He’s got Banks in position… LEGACY CUTTER!!! HURRICANE HAWK HAS BANKS IN POSITION FOR A LEGACY CUTTER!!!!… CONNECTED!!! INTO THE LADDER THAT HAWK SET UP A FEW MOMENTS AGO!!!… AND HAWK HOOKS THE LEG, FOR THE PIN ON BANKS!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… But VIPER makes the save now!!!… Many pinning attempts early on!

Deadprez: Viper grabs Hawk, and brings him up from behind, pulling him into an Inverted Front Headlock, and DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH AN INVERTED DDT!!! Hawk is down… as Viper grabs that ladder laying in the ring… Viper SHOVES the ladder through the mesh fencing that makes up the walls of the Hell in a Cell… and lays the other end on the ring apron!!! Viper smiles as he rolls back into the ring, with that ladder strategically set up at ringside… CM Banks quickly begins delivering fierce stomps into him through before he can get up… and he lifts Viper, tossing him to the ropes!! Viper bounces back… and CM BANKS CATCHES VIPER!!!! BANKS CONNECTS WITH THE SIDEWALK SLAM!!!

ETR: With Viper down, Banks is heading over to the corner… and he climbs up to the top rope!! Banks is bleeding a bit now, as a cut is just now opening up from taking that shot with the Barbed Wire Chair earlier on!!… But now he’s perched on the top rope… but Hawk isn’t gonna let him take advantage in this match, as Hawk FOLLOWS Banks up to the top rope!!! Banks and Hawk are exchanging punches up top, a dangerous place to do battle!!… BUT HOLD ON A SECOND!!! IT’S VIPER!!! VIPER JUMPS TO HIS FEET, AND HE PUSHES BANKS AND HAWK OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AS BOTH MEN PLUMMET TO RINGSIDE, CRASHING THROUGH THAT LADDER THAT VIPER SET UP BANKS AND HAWK CRASH THROUGH THE DAMN LADDER!!!!

Deadprez: HOLY CRAP!!!.. I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES!!! HAWK AND BANKS JUST MIGHT BE DONE FOR THE NIGHT, WHAT A SICKENING BUMP THEY TOOK!!! THAT LADDER SNAPPED IN HALF!!! Viper is now by himself inside the ring… as he goes to ringside as both Banks and Hawk lay in the wreckage of that Ladder… Viper hooks the leg of Hurricane Hawk, the World Champ!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… BUT HAWK GETS A SHOULDER UP!!! MAYBE VIPER WAITED JUST A SECOND TOO LONG IN THE RING BEFORE HE WENT OUT FOR THE PIN!! Viper is in SHOCK!!!… He tries to pin Banks now!!! ONE!!!… TWO!!!… BUT BANKS KICKS OUT AS WELL!!!…

ETR: Viper is visibly upset after that… he’s trying to get to his feet… but here’s Banks, pushing himself up as well as Banks pushes Viper back inside the ring!! Banks gets to his feet in the ring, and turns Viper around, but VIPER TRIPS BANKS OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE!!! A SIX ONE NINE INSIDE THE CONFINES OF THIS CELL?!?! VIPER HITS THE ROPES!!!…. BUT WAIT!!! BANKS GETS UP, AND SCOOPS VIPER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!! GO TO RETIREMENT!!! NO!!!… VIPER TWISTS AROUND AND DOWNS BANKS WITH A SUNSET FLIP PIN!!!…. BUT BANKS QUICKLY COUNTERS VIPER INTO A PIN OF HIS OWN!!!…

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… NO, KICKOUT!!!

Deadprez: Viper is on the canvas, as he rolls toward the ropes to try and help himself up… But Banks hits the ropes and bounces back toward Viper!! BANKS WITH A LOW DROPKICK TO THE DOWNED VIPER THAT SENDS HIM UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND BACK OUT TO RINGSIDE!!!… Banks jumps to his feet… and turns around— RIGHT INTO A LEGACY CUTTER!!! HURRICANE HAWK ENTERED THE RING AND JUST AS BANKS TURNED AROUND, HE TAKES A LEGACY CUTTER!!! And Hawk is laid out, Banks is laid out, neither one of them are moving!!… Hawk is EXHAUSTED, and the other two men are as well, I assume!!

ETR: Viper is pushing himself to his feet on the outside… and SLOWLY crawls back into the ring… and what’s this?! It looks like he’s climbing to the top rope as Banks and Hawk lay in the ring!!!… VIPER LEAPS FROM THE TOP!!!! FROG SPLASH ON CM BANKS!!! MY GOODNESS!!! WHAT A FROG SPLASH AS VIPER HOOKS THE LEG ON CM BANKS!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… BANKS HAS A SHOULDER UP!!!

Deadprez: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!! THESE MEN ARE GIVING IT ALL THEY HAVE!!!… Hawk is finally getting to his feet…. as he pushes Viper off Banks, and dropkicks the Masked Mauler to the canvas!!!… Hawk grabs hold of Banks now, as he pulls him to his feet… Hawk is setting Banks up for an Inverted Headlock Backbreaker… but VIPER IS BACK UP!!! AND DIVES INTO THE BACK OF HAWK’S LEG, MAKING HIS KNEES BUCKLE AND HAWK DROPS DOWN, DROPPING BANKS TO THE CANVAS!!!…

ETR: VIPER GRABS THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR THAT HAWK BROUGHT INTO THIS MATCH EARLIER ON… AND CM BANKS IS GETTING TO HIS FEET!!!… VIPER IS STALKING HIM… CM BANKS IS GONNA ABSORB ANOTHER SHOT WITH THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR!!!… BUT WAIT!!!… BANKS HITS A KICK TO VIPER’S GUT!!… Banks hits the ropes… and he’s gonna go for a Running Kick into the chair to knock it away from Viper!!… BUT VIPER MOVES AWAY, AND HE WINDS UP WITH THE CHAIR AS BANKS TAKES YET ANOTHER SHOT WITH THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR!!!…. VIPER GOES FOR THE PIN!!!…

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… BANKS HAS A SHOULDER UP!!!

Deadprez: Banks once again kicks out!!! But now Hawk is getting to his feet… and Viper hasn’t a CLUE!!!… Hawk has Viper in position with the Inverted Headlock Backbreaker!!! CONNECTED!!!… Hawk has a snake-like look in his eye… He’s sinister… He’s an opportunist… He’s the World Heavyweight Champion!! Hawk slides to the outside of the ring, eyeing CM Banks as Banks gets up in the ring… Hawk grabs one half of that broken ladder… and he’s gonna bring it into the ring!!… Viper is on his knees… as HAWK JABS THE BROKEN HALF OF THAT LADDER THROUGH THE ROPES AND INTO THE SIDE OF VIPER’S SKULL!!!… Hawk slides into the ring… and Banks tries to take that Ladder away from Hawk, but it’s too late!! Hawk pokes that Broken Ladder into Banks’ gut!!

ETR: Hawk sets up the half-ladder in the corner carefully.. and someone’s gotta be in danger as Hawk climbs up to the corner, standing over the ladder… Viper tugs on the ropes, pulling himself up as you can see some blood dripping out from his mask!!… AND HAWK LEAPS OFF, NAILING VIPER WITH A FLYING FOREARM SMASH— NO!! VIPER HAD THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR CONCEALED BEHIND HIS BACK, AND HE SWINGS IT INTO THE FLYING HAWK’S SKULL!!! THAT ONE LEAVES HAWK BUSTED OPEN!!!!

Deadprez: Viper is pulling Hawk by the legs toward the Broken Ladder stood up in the corner… BUT HERE’S BANKS!!! BANKS FROM BEHIND WITH A DROPKICK THAT SENDS VIPER FACE-FIRST INTO THAT LADDER IN THE CORNER!!! BANKS MIGHT WIN THE MATCH RIGHT HERE IF HER CAN GET THE PIN!!!!… BUT IT’S HAWK WHO JUMPS TO HIS FEET!!! AND HE SURPRISES BANKS FROM BEHIND!!! HAWK CONNECTS THE LEGACY CUTTER INTO THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR THAT VIPER DROPPED TO THE CANVAS MOMENTS AGO!!!

ETR: AND VIPER CHARGES OUT FROM THE CORNER!!! AS HURRICANE HAWK JUMPS UP— LEGACY CUTTER ON VIPER AS WELL!!!!… HAWK HOOKS THE LEG OF VIPER AS THE REFEREE SLIDES IN FOR THE COUNT!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!…

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: HAWK DOES IT!!! HAWK RETAINS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AT THE EXPENSE OF CM BANKS AND VIPER!!!!

(Hurricane Hawk’s music hits as he slowly gets to his feet, smiling, blood dripping down his face. He leaves the ring and opens the cell door as he is presented the Championship from the referee)

ETR: What a night!!! PACKED with Showdown and Voltage action that will send EACH and EVERY single one of these people home with their heads SPINNING!!!…

(Hurricane Hawk heads up the ramp, walking backwards with his championship, admiring his work as Banks and Viper lay motionless in the ring. The EAW Copyright information appears in the bottom left)

Deadprez: It’s been a great night for Showdown and Voltage, but coming up in a few weeks’ time… Dynasty presents its Brand Exclusive event, Reckless Wiring! The action leading up to the event will be breath taking over on Dynasty, be sure to tune in!! But we’re done for tonight as Hawk celebrates his championship defense with a sick smile… For ETR and the Voltage Crew, this is Deadprez signing off!! Goodnight everybody!!

( EAW logo buzzes )

(Highlights of EAW’s first event play)

(CM Ronn is shown defeating Jaywalker to become the first EAW Champion)

(CM Ronn vs. Mak feud is highlighted)

(Highlights of EAW’s return show play)

(Captain Charisma vs. RRS feud is highlighted)

(Highlights from MVM’s undefeated streak play)

(Masters is shown winning the first Grand Rampage)

(Highlights from the first ever Pain For Pride play)

(The highlight clips are fast forwarded to present day, showing 2010 highlights)

(CM Banks winning the WHC, The first ever Hell in a Cell match at Reasonable Doubt, The formation of the Generation Genesis, Cyclone winning the Grand Rampage, clips from PFP 3 and clips from the feuds of KD vs. Cy and Jaywalker vs. Impact vs. Starr play)

(Camera fades into the arena, panning over the thousands of fans. A huge pyro goes off on the stage and the camera fades down to the announcers)

Mr. DEDEDE: WELCOME!!! TODAY, DECEMBER 24TH, 2010 MARKS THE THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE GREATEST WRESTLING PROMOTION THAT HAS EVER BEEN IN EXISTANCE!! Mr. DEDEDE here and it’s an HONOR to open this spectacular show with my voice in front of all of you tonight… alongside me is WWEFan-Taker-McMahon and we’re set to bring you an AWESOME representation of what EAW is tonight… which a WHOLE BUNCH of CLASSIC matches involving names that you’ve seen in EAW’s finest moments over the years!

WWEFan: And don’t forget, DDD… tonight is also the 2010 EAW Awards show! Men and women who have carried EAW through the year of 2010 will get their reward tonight, I can’t wait to see the winners!

Mr. DEDEDE: That’s true, WWEFan… Dynasty’s got a whole bunch of nominees up for awards tonight… and that’s no surprise considering the guys we’ve got on our brand carrying the entire company of EAW!

WWEFan: Don’t get so cocky about your home brand, DDD… Showdown has its fair share of nominees as well… we’ll see who the winners are…

Mr. DEDEDE: Yes, we will, Fan… in fact.. I think it’s time to hand out the first award of the night!

(Flashback’s music hits as he steps out to the stage in a suit and tie and heads up to the podium)

Mr. DEDEDE: Here we go, folks! The first of the many 2010 EAW Awards is about to be handed out! Please welcome the host for our Awards Presentations tonight… Flashback!

Ring Announcer: Introducing the HOST of the 2010 EAW Awards… FLASSHHHBACKKKK!!!!

(Flashback leans in toward the mic)

Flashback: Thank you, thank you everyone. As we know, with the year 2010 coming to a close… tonight is a special night not only for the tremendous history over the last three years to gaze back upon… But also for the extremists, events and special moments that we’ve all witnessed throughout THIS year of 2010. Championships have been won, memories have been CEMENTED in all of our minds.. and quite possibly, LEGENDS have been made. I’m out here tonight to reward the people who made these things possible throughout this year… and with that said… without further a due… Let’s get to the first award!

(Feud of the Year graphic appears on the screen as well as highlights from the feuds between KD and Cyclone, HBB and Banks, Robbie V and Jaywalker & StarrStan, Impact and Jaywalker)

(Flashback grabs an envelope from the podium)

(Crowd goes silent in anticipation as Flashback begins to open the envelope)

Flashback: And the winner is………………….. KEVIN DEVASTATION VS. CYCLONEEE!!!!

(Kevin Devastation’s music hits and Flashback applauds as KD comes out to accept the award)

Kevin Devastation (stepping up to the podium and grabbing his award): Thank you… Not much of a shock to me that I’ve won the award. All the great moments I had, man… It’s nice to see hard work… or at least good work pay off.

Flashback: Well, KD… It seems you’re forgetting about Cyclone. After all, not only you won the award. Cyclone won it as well.

Kevin Devastation: Yeah, whatever man. We all know who carried the feud… who screwed Cyclone over at every chance he got. I was the reason this award is in my hands right now… and I’d like to thank the fans for all the hate I got… because it only fueled my actions even more.

(KD heads over to the center of the stage with a mic in his hands)

Kevin Devastation: You see… EVERY TIME you booed me… every time I had a little kid throw his popcorn at me… and the fat guy in the front row dump his beer on me… It only motivated me to piss you people off even FURTHER. I love to see people mad for ruining the day of your “HERO…” And I REALLY LOVE the fact that you allow the fact that your “Hero’s” day got ruined… to ruin YOUR day…

(As KD is speaking, the camera pans over to Cyclone sneaking up to the podium with his finger to his lips to quiet the fans)

(Cyclone grabs the Award without KD noticing and takes a mic off of the podium)

Kevin Devastation: So I’d like to thank nobody but you, the fans… because all the hate you give me only pushed me up to the top of the ladder..

Cyclone: Congratulations to Cyclone on winning this prestigious award, we’ll be back with more awards to come!

(KD turns around in rage after being cut off as Cyclone escapes backstage with the Award)

(Camera cuts to Flashback)

Flashback: Kevin Devastation and Cyclone also won the award for match of the year, along with Extreme Enigma in their Triple Threat Match at Pain For Pride 3.. Cyclone also excelled in singles awards, taking home the titles of Breakout Extremist of the Year and winning the Shocking Moment Award as well for winning the Grand Rampage, and on that note… Cyclone also helped the Grand Rampage take home the Free Per View of the Year Award! To be presented later on tonight, Cyclone, as well as KD are nominated for the awards EAW Champion of the Year, Stable of the Year and Extreme Moment of the Year.. and Cy is nominated for Extremist of the Year along with Most Improved and Promoer of the Year! Congratulations to both of these men, because clearly, considering all the awards they’re up for… they both were a HUGE part of EAW this year!

(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer)

Announcer: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL…and is for the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM TITLES!!!…Introducing first the challengers…I give to you Heart Break Boy and Alexander Da Vinci…DYNASTY-X!!!

(Dynasty-Xs music plays as DX comes out to the ring throwing glow sticks to the crowd)

Announcer: And now I give to you the Champions….Mister Blood and The Dark Demon….THE Decipals of Death!!!

(DoDs music plays as Mister Blood and Dark Demon come to the ring carrying the tag team titles)

Mister DDD: This match is not going to be for the feint of heart! The Referee shows off the Championship Titles, and ALEXANDER DA VINCI SHOVES THE REFEREE OUT OF THE WAY, KNOCKING HIM DOWN, AS DYNASTY-X TEE OFF PUNCHES AND SHOTS AND MORE PUNCHES AT DoD!!! ADV taking on Blood, strike after strike, and Demon is CLOBBERED with angry fists from HBB!!! But Demon grabs the arm, wrenches HBBs arm, and PULLS him in for a destructive clothesline!!! This is an all-out, tornado Tag Team free for all! First to pin wins the Titles for their team!!! Demon is on his knee’s contemplating, and ADV is HOISTED by Blood after attempting to knock him down with a Kick!!! slides down behind Mister Blood, and ADV connects a CLOTHESLINE into Blood’s spine!!! …

WWEFan: And Blood plunges facefirst into the Turnbuckle!!! And Blood turns around, as ADV lifts the leg, and BAM!!! Connects a push kick!!!! And ADV backs into the ropes, jumps over to the downed Blood, and connects a KNEEDROP into the Midsection of Blood!, Rebounds back to his feet, and connecs a Legdrop into Blood’s face!!! Alexander gets back to his feet, and Demon DRIVES a STOPSIGN dead into Da Vinci’s face!!! … But!!!…. ADV DROPS TO HIS BACK, And Demon accidently rams the Stopsign into Blood’s gut!!! And ADV GETS BACK UP! ADV turns around, and connects a CLOTHESLINE into Demon’s jaw!!!! Sending him over the turnbuckle, toppling to the outside of the ring!!! And both HBB and ADV grab Blood… whip him into the ropes… and Blood returns!!!…

Mister DDD: DX go for a Double Clothesline… but Blood DUCKS under the arms, backs into the ropes and connects a MASSIVE double clothesline!!! Knocking both men down!!! HBB rolls out of the ring quickly, and ADV rolls towards the turnbuckle, as Mister Blood grabs Alexander…. and CLUTCHES A BEARHUG!!!! Alexander Da Vinci is having the LIFE wrenched right out of him!!!! HBB is lifting the Ring Apron, and he pulls out a Kendo Stick!!! That is a mean looking Kendo Stick, and Heart Break Boy is climbing up the apron, ready to get into the ring…. but Dark Demon SWEEPS the legs of HBB, knocking him down on the apron, and to the outside! And as HBB is down, Demon connects a KICK, DEAD INTO THE RIBS OF HBB!!!! And connects ANOTHER Shot!!! Demon pulls HBB to his feet now….

WWEFan: And DARK DEMON IRISH WHIPS HEART BREAK BOY FULL FORCE INTO THE BARRICADE!!!! As the force Plunges HBB into the Cade!!! And as HBB’s war torn back is leaned on it, Demon lifts the Kendo Stick… RUNS TOWARD HBB, AND DRIVES IT INTO HIS MIDSECTION!!!! As HBB falls flat on his face, clutching his gut, Dark Demon connects SEVERAL more shots into HBB’s spine, as he lets out a cry!! In the ring, Mister Blood has ADV lifted in Powerslam Position…. and BLOOD CONNECTS IT, AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!!
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WWEFan: ADV was trapped in that bearhug, and because of it he is having difficulties breathing!!! Blood lifts ADV by his HAIR, onto his Shoulder again…. and Blood is going for another Powerslam!!! But ADV slithers down Blood’s spine, and connects a clothesline into the back of his skull…. and Demon is on the apron, as Mister Blood is DRIVEN into his own partner!!! But Demon springs over Blood as he falls to the middle rope under him, and Demon LEAPS TOWARDS ADV!!!!….

Mister DEDEDE: And Dark Demon connects A DEMONS DDT!!!!!! THE EVENFLOW IS HIT!!!!!! OH MY LORD!!! ADV IS DOWN!!!! AND DEMON COVERS
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BUT ALEXANDER DA VINCI KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!!

Mister DDD: Demon is SHOCKED at the Kickout!!!! Demon sits up in utter shock!!!! And he grabs the both of ADV’s legs… and Blood is back up, as Da Vinci is CATAPAULTED TOWARDS BLOOD, AND BLOOD CLOBBERS ADV WITH A CROSSBODY!!!! AND ADV IS SENT SPINEFIRST INTO DEMONS KNEE’S!!!! And Alexander is stuck in that position, until Blood gets up, and connects ELBOW DROP after ELBOW DROP into Alexander’s sternum!!! Demon gets back up, pulls ADV’s legs towards the middle of the ring…. and is going for the BLACK OUT MISERY!!! AND SURE ENOUGH, HE HAS IT!!!!! DEMON HAS THE CHOKE LOCKED IN!!!!! ADV WANTS TO TAP!!!! Now HBB!!! Look at HBB, on the Apron with a Steel Chair!!! And HBB TOSSES a Steel Chair towards Mister Blood…. and Blood catches it, clutches it, and HBB CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND LEAPS off of the ropes…. AND CONNECTS A DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR, INTO MISTER BLOOD!!!!…

WWEFan: An Alert Demon has two options, to release and attack, or to increase and force ADV to tap!!! And Demon chooses to keep the hold, AND INCREASES THE PRESSURE, DOUBLING IT, BUT BAD MISTAKE, AS HBB GRABS THE CHAIR, AND SWINGS FOR THE FENCES ON DEMON WITH THE CHAIR DEAD INTO THE FACE!!!! That was a MEAN HIT!!! And DEMON lands in a seated position infront of the Turnbuckle, and HBB covers Demon’s upper body with the Chair…. and HBB shakes ADV to get him up, but Alexander might be temporarily paralyzed from that EVIL onslaught!!! And HBB backs up, close to the Turnbuckle…. and HBB LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO GO FOR SOME SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! WE’VE ONLY SEEN 1 PERSON PULL IT OFF!!! CAN IT BE?!!??! HBB CHARGES!!!…..
Mister DDD: WAIT A SECOND, BLOOD LEAPS FROM THE GROUND, AND OUT OF ADRENALINE, PLANTS HBB WITH A SPEAR INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!SPEAR ON HBB, FROM NOWHERE!!! And Blood, groggy, dizzy, battered and nearly defeated is trying to recooperate!!! BUT LOOK! Climbing to his feet using the Ropes… its ADV!!! And ADV has a Trashcan!!! ADV is up holding a Trashcan!!! And Demon! Demon of all people is on his feet… and groggily turns around towards Da Vinci… and ADV TOSSES THE TRASHCAN HIGH INTO THE AIR, INFRONT OF DEMON…. AND AS IT FALLS, ADV CONNECTS A BIG BOOT!!!!! INTO THE TRASHCAN!!!!!!! INTO THE FACE OF DARK DEMON!!! DEMON IS BUSTED OPEN AND DEVASTATED!!!! DEMON HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED!!!!

WWEFan: But look at Mister Blood!!!! Mister Blood is in the Corner!!! Blood is POUNCING!!!! RAVING!!! WAITING FOR ADV TO TURN AROUND!!! ….. AND OH NO!!!!! OH NO!!!! BLOOD CONNECTS THE BLOOD MISSLE!!! THE BLOOD MISSLE ON ADV!!!! …. BUT WAIT A SECOND!!!! HBB SHOVES ADV OUT OF THE WAY, AND ADV IS SHOVED OUT OF THE WAY, AND RIGHT BEFORE THE BLOOD MISSLE CONNECTS, ITS HBB IN THE WAY!!!!! AND THE HEART BREAK BOY WITH THE LAST BIT OF ENERGY LIFTS HIS RIGHT FOOT UP CONNECTING SWEET CHIN MUSIC ON MISTER BLOOD!!!!

Mister DDD: WOW!!!

WWEFan: AND HEART BREAK BOY COVERS MISTER BLOOD!!!!
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( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( Dynasty-X’s music plays as Crowd Cheer’s when Heart Break Boy climbs out of the ring, and is handed all 4 Belts )

Announcer: THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH…. AND THE NEW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!! DDDYYYYNNNAAASSSTTTYYY—XXX!!!!!!!!

(Camera fades back to Flashback)

Flashback: Well I guess that’s my cue to present the next award! It’s time to announce the World Heavyweight Champion of the Year!

(World Heavyweight Champion of the Year graphic appears on the screen as well as highlights from the reigns of Y2Impact, CM Banks, the Heart Break Boy and HRDO)

Flashback: Alright, settle down everyone… (Flashback grabs the envelope)… And the winner is…. C-M BAAAAAAANNNNNKSSSS!!!!

(CM Banks’ music hits as he heads out to accept his award)

CM Banks: Thank you Flashback, everyone else… I gotta say, all bias aside… I had a pretty damn good reign as the Heavyweight Champion of the World this year… The Year of Banks was the most fun I’ve ever had in my career… and a strap with a golden plate around my waist made it even better. I’d like to accept this award on behalf of the Generation Genesis. No… don’t get me wrong. That does NOT include Hurricane Hawk or Maria…. I’m accepting the award on behalf of what Generation Genesis was SUPPOSED to be… and on behalf of what I did to achieve our goal. The steps I took led me to the World Heavyweight Championship… and it led the Generation Genesis in the right direction.. with absolutely no thanks to either Hurricane Hawk or Maria. I repeat… NO THANKS TO HURRICANE HAWK… OR MARIA.

(Banks takes the award from the podium and his music hits. He shakes Flashback’s hand and heads backstage)

Flashback: CM Banks also won the award for Stable of the Year alongside his stable-mates: Y2Impact, Hurricane Hawk, Jaywalker, Lethal Consequences and Maria. He’s nominated for the Extremist of the Year award to be announced later tonight. A good year for CM Banks, congrats are certainly in order for him!

( Cyclone’s music plays, as he walks out holding a Microphone )

Mr.DEDEDE: What is he doing out here… (no)

WWEFan: Hmm.. strange… Cyclone wasn’t really scheduled for a match. But clearly Cyclone has got something to say, being that he’s walking out here with a microphone. Cy ofcorse faces the EAW Champion himself, my colleague Mr.DEDEDE at King of Extreme, and we’re fixing on hearing from him now!

Mr.DEDEDE: .. no comment. ( Cyclone is standing in the ring as his music stops )

Cyclone: Four-score.. well… forget it, Three Years ago, ladies and genetlemen…

Cyclone: Three years ago, the term “Extreme Answerz Wrestling” became a STATEMENT. Two years ago, Extreme Answerz Wrestling became a Household Name. One year ago, Extreme Answerz Wrestling became a Crown Jewel. And on this day, EAW becomes a PHENOMENOM. All of the hype that goes into this show is 100 % real. It’s as real as the blood on this arena, week in and week out for the last three years.

Cyclone: All of the hatred, all of the animosity, all of the passion, and all of the lust that the EAW Superstars are driven by to this very day, derives from the spark that started in the beginning. I don’t come here to preech about how great this company is, I come here to remind everyone why we’re here. Despite me not having a match, im CELEBRATING. Celebrating with my friends and with my enemies. Because it’s the cause that has made us all what we are today.

Cyclone: We’re all imperfect, and from the beginning of every career in the back to every interest of you fans out here, we’ve grown. EAW has matured us, and here we are on this fateful day. And if theres one guy that I’ve looked up to for all these years. One guy… who’s name ISNT Mr.DEDEDE by the way.. ( Camera shows DEDEDE rolling his eyes and shaking his head ) …

Cyclone: It was the one guy who clearly worked harder than ANYBODY I’ve seen before. The one guy who looked like he cared the most, and put his neck on the line the most, and didn’t stop at ANYTHING until he became the EAW Champion. In my eyes, the true greatest Legend in EAW History. I wanna bring that guy out today, and right now…. Ladies and Gents, please welcome a true TESTAMENT to t wExtreme Answerz Wrestling is all about… MASTERS!!!! ..

( Masters’ music plays as he walks out in jeans, the trademarked “Masters” shirt and shades )

Mr.DEDEDE: Can somebody just wake me up when its over…

WWEFan: Hey, DEDEDE, you may not like Cyclone but the kid is paying respect to the hard work that all of us, INCLUDING YOU have done. Let him do his thing… ( Masters and Cyclone exchange handshakes, and Masters is handed his own mic )

Masters: Thanks, Cy.. Cyclone man… im honored that you’d choose me to come out here. But don’t speak for me. Speak for all of us. Everything from EAW’s first member ( me ) down to the newest member, is all a testament to what this show is about. All of the bumps that we take, all of the moves that we make, all of the risks don’t amount up to tonight. Cyclone, tonight— ( A Deep and Dark voice is heard over the Titantron, as the camera fades to the screen playing footage of a man in dark robes standing infront of a wall, displaying classic EAW Moments )

WWEFan: What’s this??

Robed Man: Ha ha…. this is NOT a drill. Extreme Answerz Wrestling, we are seeking REVENGE. And tonight we look to change the landscape of Extreme Wrestling AGAIN, and TAKE OVER.. kind of like… a “Virus”?? .. haha… ( The footage on the wall accidently switches to Baboon Porn as the robed man turns around and waves his arms )

Robed Man: KJORS!! WHAT THE FUCK YOU IDIOT!!

Overheard Voice: Sorry Tyler… ( The footage switches to fish porn, racoon porn and finally back to the historical EAW Moments )

WWEFan: Somebody must’ve borrowed EOE’s suitcase!

Robed Man: Okay, anyways… uhh like I was saying EAW, we are coming, and we are coming in a force like NEVER BEFORE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! … ( The screen blacks out, as the camera fades back to Cyclone and Masters looking at the screen )

Masters: Man.. That… was actually pretty creepy. And not because of the dark robes..

Cyclone: Somebody must’v switched tapes in the production truck..

Mr.DEDEDE: Can somebody end this please???

Masters: That threw me off… uh… well… Cyclone.. im really out here because I want to make this Masters appearance mean something. I’m out here with a purpose.. and that purpose is… I wanna pass my torch over to you.

Mr.DEDEDE: What torch??

Cyclone: You.. really??

Masters: Really, Cy… And ya wanna know something? I want you to carry that torch proudly. I want you to become the greatest EAW Champion EVER. And more importantly… ( Masters leans over the ropes, facing Mr.DEDEDE on the announce table )

Masters: I WANT YOU TO KICK MISTER DEDEDE’S ASS… ( DEDEDE stands up from his seat, and stares into Masters’ firey eyes ) .. ( Masters drops the mic, as his music blares and he celebrates in the ring with Cyclone )

WWEFan: Man… ( Mr.DEDEDE sits down )

Mr.DEDEDE: It’s all abunch of useless hype. Ignore that crap.. lets just move on with the show… Cyclone can hype himself up to be all he wants, but as long as im holding the EAW Championship he’s NEVER gonna be the champ…

WWEFan: Well moving on here..

(Vixen of the Year graphic appears on the screen as well as highlights from SG1, Nicole, Kendra, Maria, Cherise and HBG)

Flashback: Back again everybody.. and after seeing those clips, I don’t know whether to break out the vaseline or hide under the podium and brace for impact! Let’s see who won the award!

(Flashback grabs the envelope and opens it, turning it to the camera)

Flashback: The winner of the Vixen of the Year Award… KENNNNDRAAAA SHAMEEZZZZZ!!!!

(Kendra Shamez’ music hits as she comes out to the podium, accepting the award from Flashback)

Kendra Shamez: Oh my gosh! I’m so happy to be honored with this award… I know I’ve done a lot this year… being GM over on Dynasty, an assistant to Jaywalker on Showdown… an active Vixen and carrying this Vixens Championship with me along the way… but I’d also like to congratulate all the other ladies on the roster… All of you have done such a great job, thank you. I’d also like to thank EAW for hiring me and giving me so many opportunities to get my name up in lights! And last, but not least… there’s the fans… I’d like to thank all of my supporters! I love you all!

(Kendra Shamez’ music hits as she exits with her Award)

(Commercials Air)

*La Secta Apocalyptica’s music hits as the show returns to the air*

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!…Now making his way to the ring….From THE KINGDOM OF HADES….ACOMPANIED BY KEEEEEEVIN DEVASTAAAATION…THE DARK EMPEROR!!!

WWEFan: We never really know what’s going through the mind of this man, it seems he could be either as stable or as psychotic as he wants, and it’ll be interesting to see Dark emperor accompanied by his long time friend and tag partner Kevin against his former rival, Viper who is coming out with Robbie V shortly.

*RoViper’s music hits*

Announcer: And his opponent!…Making his way to the ring….From San Diego, California!…ACCOMPANIED BY ROBBIE V!!!…VIIIIIIPPPEERRRR!!!

Mister DDD: Certainly another man here who’s shown a lot of fight in him, a big future in EAW by winning the Unified Tag Titles, the InterWire Title, and nearly winning the EAW Title a few times.

(DING! DING! DING!)

WWEFan: Looks as though this contest is gonna start as both men circle the ring…KD seems to be mouthing the letters “D-O-A” from the outside, but too late to tell as Viper quickly catches DE with a drop toe hold!

Mister DDD: It connects as Viper looks to follow up, turning it into a possible leg-lock maneuver! But DE quickly turns onto his back and forces Viper off. Viper backs up into the ropes as DE sits up…

WWEFan: Viper connects with a nice dropkick to the sternum of DE, knocking him back down! Viper, possibly going for a submission yet again, grabs the left foot of DE…and twists around…
Mister DDD: Figure 4 Leg-lock! But DE is able to stop the hold for a second time as he kicks Viper off into the corner…DE sits up again as Viper stops himself, jumps to the second turnbuckle and leaps back for a flying crossbody!!

WWEFan: But….but it seems The Dark Emperor has CAUGHT Viper by his throat as the crossbody nearly connected! DE’s choking the life out of Viper as he pulls himself to his feet…

Mister DDD: DE just throws Viper into the corner and follows up with an elbow square to Viper’s jaw! DE backs up…and runs with a full head of steam, connecting with a corner clothesline on Viper!

WWEFan: Viper woozily walks out of the corner and to the middle of the ring as DE capitalizes with a big boot, nearly flipping Viper!! DE goes to the ropes and knuckle bumps KD and then goes back to Viper who is being screamed advice at from Robbie. DE looks down at Viper with that vicious grin on his face..

Mister DDD: Dark Emperor reaches down..and clutches the mask of Viper! People just usually pull him up using that mask, but I think DE is gonna actually rip it off Viper’s head! DE is literally dragging Viper around the ring, clutching Viper’s mask!!

WWEFan: DE finally stops…and begins to just tear at Viper’s mask! Viper gets to one knee as Dark Emperor shows no signs of stopping…and Viper hits DE with an elbow to the chest! Another elbow!

Mister DDD: But that breaks DE’s grip as Viper nails DE with a shot to the head and follows up, getting DE with a wheelbarrow waist lock…but turning over in mid-move to connect with a NICE DDT!!

WWEFan: Viper quickly hooks the leg of Dark Emperor, looking to end this one!

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Mister DDD: But no, Dark Emperor manages to kick out of it…Viper gets to his feet as DE tries to do the same…but Viper nails a kick to the leg of DE just as he nearly gets up! Viper nails a second kick, to the left leg this time..

WWEFan: DE is on both knees…and Viper swings with a buzzaw kick to DE’s skull!! But it’s caught by Emperor! DE gets to both feet…and pulls Viper in to connect with a back-breaking spinebuster!

Mister DDD: DE glances to the ropes and back at Viper…he pulls Viper back up and twists his arm…I think we know what’s to come as DE walks over to the corner and to the top turnbuckle!…

WWEFan: DE’s walking on that top rope for a good reason…and leaps off for some Old School!! But Viper quickly dodges the attack! DE turns around as Viper leaps to his shoulders for a hurricanrana!

Mister DDD: DE falls straight into the middle rope, we know what this means! Viper runs to the ropes and back for some 6! 1!!-But DE moves out of the way! Viper swings and misses as DE quickly swings for a big boot!!

WWEFan: But Viper ducks under it and counters with a dropkick from behind, causing DE to fall into the middle rope again!! And…6! 1!! 9!!!! CONNECTS!! A dazed DE backs up and Viper leaps off the top rope for a…WEST COAST POP!!-NO!

Mister DDD: DE connects with a kick to the gut of Viper and sets him up for a…..HELLHAMMER!!!! But Viper escapes the piledriver and counters with a drop toe hold, DE falls into the second rope for a third time!! And Viper swings off the ropes again-NO DEVASTATION JUST TRIPPED VIPER…And theres Robbie V face to face with Kevin Devastation, both men with fists up ready to fight. Viper slides out of the ring next to Robbie and DE slides out the opposite side near Kevin. And look folks, LSA and RoViper look at their partners now then at each other…AND ITS BROKEN DOWN HERE FOLKS!!!

WWEFan: KEVIN IS CONNECTING RIGHT HANDS INTO ROBBIE, AND VIPER IS THROWING KICKS AT DARK EMPEROR NOW!!! This one has turned from a match into a BRAWL!!! Kevin and Robbie are going up the ramp as Viper and DE are fighting now through through the crowd…And Robbie and KD are atop the ramp on the stage,and Robbie is getting the upper hand now with some thrust kicks to KDs legs. And Kevin Devastation is down onto one knee folks…And Robbie V backs up…AND THERES A SUPERKICK KNOCKING KEVIN DEVASTATION DOWN!!!

Mister DDD: Look theres a camera out in the crowd Fan, and theres DE and Viper fighting near the stage area, and Robbie sees them now. OH MY GOD HES NOT THINKING THAT…ROBBIE V ROLLING THUNDER AND BREATHING FIRE AS HE ROLLS AND NOW AT THE EDGE OF THE STAGE LEAPS OFF FOR A SUMMERSAULT SENTON DOWN ONTO DE AND VIPER SENDING ALL THREE MEN CRASHING DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!

WWEFan: The security are coming out now surounding all three men as the try and get up now…But im guessing theres one equation we havent solved yet as…KEVIN DEVASTATION SITS UP ON THE STAGE…And KD looks over his left shoulder and has a small grin on his face as he rises to his feet, The Security is here and they are helping DE,Viper and Robbie up as…

Mister DDD: KEVIN DEVASTATION RUNNING FULL SPEEDY DIVES OFF THE STAGE WITH THAT INFAMOUS RIDIN HIGH MANUVER SENDING ROBBIE…VIPER…DE…AND THE SECURITY DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!! AND HERE COME THE COPS OUT FROM THE BACK BREAKING THIS THING UP NOW, And Security are getting RoViper and DE up and forcing them away from the stage…And the cops are handcuffing Kevin Devastation and taking him away, I think Kevin is taking a night in jail to take it to RoViper one last time folks. Crazy yet admirable folks, And DE and RoViper are shown being escorted out of the building as Kevin Devastation is shown being put in a police cruiser.

(Camera fades back to Flashback)

Flashback: Wow…. crazy stuff there, as always when RoViper and LSA cross paths! But moving on with the awards…. Of course, it’s always good to be a champion. But being an EAW Champion is a huge feat… One which only the toughest and most talented extremists are able to win. We’ve had a number of champions in this year of 2010… but only one can be the best. Let’s take a look at the nominees….

(EAW Champion of the Year Award graphic appears on the screen as well as highlights from the reigns of Mr. DEDEDE, Cyclone, Captain Charisma, EOE, KD and Extreme Enigma)

Flashback: Now… the BEST EAW Champion in the year of 2010 is…

(Flashback opens the envelope)

Flashback: ………………………. EXTREMEEEEEEEEEEEEE ENIGMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

(Extreme Enigma’s music hits as he comes out to accept the award)

Extreme Enigma: Man… Feels nice to get this award. Just getting a chance to be the EAW Champion is a huge feat… but being named the BEST EAW Champion of the year… Now that… That’s something else. Thanks Flashback… It feels great to win this award. I accept!

(Extreme Enigma shakes the hand of Flashback and takes his award backstage)

Flashback: Extreme Enigma has also won the award for Extreme Moment of the Year, with his 30-Foot leap onto Captain Charisma from the top of a ladder! Congrats to him for winning these two awards!

( Camera fades backstage to the infermary, where Hurricane Hawk is sitting with a busted up Maria whom has heavily wrapped bandages around her head ) … ( Maria leans her head onto Hawk and speaks softly to him )

Maria ( with a faint grin on her face ): So… what do you plan to do on Showdown?

Hurricane Hawk: Well the plan worked greatly, you got yourself to stand in the way of Banks’ attack. Now THATS taking one for the team… all im gonna do now is get Banks to be looked at as a sav– well.. I cant say anymore, the camera guy’s here.

Maria: My head really hurts, baby…

Hurricane Hawk: Stay calm for now.. Maria, ( Hawk sits up ), I gotta get out there for the match.

Maria: No!! … Hawk.. I can’t be here by myself. It’s not safe…

Hurricane Hawk: I know.. alright, look, im gonna get two guys to stay with you and guard you while im out there. Then ill be back on no time..

Maria: Okay… ( Hawk sits up, and steps outside of the room as he see’s Tyler Parker talking with John Alloy nearby ) ..

John Alloy: Don’t worry, he has it all planned out he should come out soon… ( John Alloy see’s Hawk ) .. okay, lets change the subject… Uhm, Yeah Tyler, you may THINK that you’re beating me ( Alloy lifts up his arms and flexes ) … but does it LOOK like you’ve got a chance against me?

Tyler Parker: You’re a cocky one aren’t you? You may be buff, but noones as dashing as me.. (smirk)

John Alloy: Uhm.. okay… being dashing might give you afew “Pretty Points”, but it’s not going to win you the mat– (Hawk walks up to Tyler and Alloy)

Hurricane Hawk: Excuse me… listen guys, I have to be out there for a match, and I need someone to look after Maria. She’s really hurt and I dont know where that lunatic banks is to be found… can the two of you stay with her until I get back?

John Alloy: Okay, pay us 10 bucks first…. ( Hawk rolls his eyes and pulls out his wallet )

John Alloy: EACH… We wanna order a pizza. ( Hawk pulls out two 10’s and hand it to the both of them )

Tyler Parker: Alright Hawk, we gotcha. Remember Alloy, its half of whatever you want and half vegetable for me. It’s good for my… complexion.

Hurricane Hawk: Oh brother (roll).. ( Hawk walks off ) … ( Both Tyler and Alloy walk into the room, and turn on the TV before shutting the door )

(Commercials Air)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL…Introducing first I give to you The former Vice President of EAW, accompaneed by the special referee for this match…I GIVE TO YOU WWEFan!!!!!

(WWEFans music plays as he and Jay walk down to the ring)

Announcer: And now, I give to you his opponent…Thou Who Hast Fallen From Grace Himself…EXTREME ENIGMA!!!!!

(Extreme Enigmas Music Plays as he walks down to the ring)

(DING DING DING)

Mister DDD: Everything is on the line.. WWEFan and Extreme Enigma are Circling the Ring, knowing deep in their minds that by the next Episode of Dynasty, One Person, whether it be Enigma or Jaywalker will not have the privlege of standing in that ring with their head held high!

Stew: And WWEFan is on the Turnbuckle…. and I Think WWEFan is Praying!! And FROM BEHIND, ENIGMA ATTACKS WWEFAN DURING PRAYER!!!! But WAIT!!! WWEFan had BRASS KNUCKLES in his hand, as he SWINGS it Right into Enigma’s GUT!!! EE is on his knee’s, and is in so much pain already! And WWEFan grabs EE, and throws Knife-Edged Chops RIGHT into the Sternum, over and over again! EE is on his feet, and using the Ropes for Support… and WWEFan whips EE into the Ropes behind him, But Enigma comes back with a DEVASTATING CLOTHESLINE!!! EE is on his hands and knee’s and WWEFan is down but not out! WWEFan is trying to get back up, and EE attempts to pick up WWEFan…

Mister DDD: But WWEFan knee’s Enigma into the Gut Repeatedly! And he stumbles over to the Turnbuckle.. and WWEFan removes the Turnbuckle Padding, and BACKS EE up.. and Throws him SKULL FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL! But Extreme Enigma covers his impact with his hands, and as WWEFan goes towards him, Enigma RAMS WWEFan’s head into the Turnbuckle! As WWEFan is dazed, EE backs up and hits another Clothesline, as Both men Fall to the Outside!!! And now EE is back on his feet, and he pulls out a… A Ball of Rolled up Barbedwire!!! And EE goes back under and pulls out a Barbedwire Wrapped Steel Chair!! Talk about EXTREME!! And EE grabs that Barbedwire Ball, and goes over to WWEFan, and Enigma RIPS off WWEFan’s Shirt, and SCRAPES THE BARBEDWIRE BALL ACROSS HIS CHEST!!!

Stew: But Wait a minute!!! WWEFan out of NOWHERE Smashes a Trashcan Lid over Extreme Enigma’s Skull! As the Trashcan lid has a GAPING hole in it thanks to WWEFan! And now EE is leaned over the Steel Ringpost, and WWEFan sets up a Nearby Steel Chair in a seated position…. and WWEFan is holding that trashcan lid… as WWEFan Backs up, LEAPS off of the Steel Chair and hits the trashcanm lid equipped Dropkick RIGHT into Extreme Enigma’s Skull! As The lid has Been bent right in half, and EE rolls back into the Ring!!! And Jaywalker goes over to Extreme Enigma!

Jay: You should give up Enigma…YOU CANT BEAT ME TONIGHT! NOT WHEN I HAVE YOUR GREATEST ENEMY FACING YOU BOY!

Stew: WWEFan now grabs the Barbedwire Steel Chair and the Rolled up Barbedwire the size of a soccer bar, and throws them into the Ring… and WWEFan goes under the Ring again and pulls out a Wooden Table!! And Slides in with it! Now WWEFan has hold of the Barbedwire Ball… and as Enigma gets back up… WHAM!!!

Mister DDD: WWEFan CLOCKS the Barbedwire Ball RIGHT into Extreme Enigma’s Face!!!!!! That is DEVASTATING!!! And now EE is on his hand’s and knees, and WWEFan places the Razor Sharp, Barbedwire Ball on Enigma’s Spine.. and WWEFan GRABS THE BARBEDWIRE CHAIR!! AND WWEFAN SMASHES THE CHAIR, AND FLATTENS THE BARBEDWIRE BAT STRAIGHT INTO EXTREME ENIGMA’S SPINE!!!! WWEFAN WONT STOP!!!!

Stew: This is hard to watch DDD, and from behind Enigma is on his KNEES LOWBLOWS WWEFan…. and Swipes the Chair from WWEFan’s hands!! And WWEFan Turns around as EE SMASHES the Barbedwire Chair into WWEFan’s Spine!!! And WWEFan is down! Extreme Enigma is back up on his feet after that vicious Beating, and EE opens the Barbedwire Chair, and pulls a Long Strand of Barbedwire from the Ball. And EE WRAPS the Razor Sharp Stand of Barbedwire around WWEFan’s throat… and While WWEFan is in the ring, Enigma is on the Apron…. AND EXTREME ENIGMA IS STRANGLING WWEFAN WITH THE BARBEDWIRE!!! WWEFAN IS BEING CHOKED OUT AND STRANGLED BY THE BARBEDWIRE!!!

Mister DDD: And Extreme Enigma lets go, and EE gets back into the Ring and as WWEFan is on the ground, Enigma STOMPS over and over and over at WWEFan’s Chest!!!! And now Enigma grabs WWEFan, and grabs the Table, and Extreme Enigma sets it up near the Turnbuckle. And now EE goes over to WWEFan…. and picks up WWEFan… AND EE LIFTS WWEFAN ONTO THE TABLE!!! And EE climbs up the ropes and is going for… THE FALL FROM GRACE!!! EXTREME ENIGMA IS GOING FOR THE FALL FROM GRACE!!! But Jaywalker leans against the ropes and shakes them causing EE to lose balance and fall to the mat landing on his feet. And WWEFan elbows at EE’s Head as he gets close to that table, and WWEFan slides out! And as WWEFan is groggy, EE turns around and runs for the Sunset Flip!!! … But WWEFan pushes Extreme Enigma out as EE ends up going over the Ropes onto the Ring Apron!

Stew: And now EE is hanging onto the Ropes… as WWEFan grabs the Barbedwire Steel Chair, and WWEFan goes over to Extreme Enigma…. and SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR STRAIGHT INTO EE’S SKULL!!! And EE is STILL hanging onto the Ropes!… And WWEFan SMASHES the Chair into Enigma’s Skull again!!! And EE is still hanging on!!! And WWEFan backs into the ropes and Shoulder blocks EE… as EE is sent FLYING ONTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE, AND THAT WAS A THUD!!!!! The Table is only Cracked… But WWEFan isn’t Finished!!! WWEFAN IS CLIMBED UP TO THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE!!! AND WWEFAN!!! WWEFAN IS GOING FOR THE LEAP OF FAITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mister DDD: JAYWALKER IS SAYING FINISH HIM, BUT OH MY GOD LOOK BEHIND JAYWALKER…IT CANT BE!!! BEFORE WWEFan LEAPS, JOHNNY BAD BLOOD IS BEHIND JAYWALKER, AND SMASHES A BEER BOTTLE INTO THE BACK OF JAYWALKER’S HEAD!!!! Damn it!!!! And WWEFan saw it! As WWEFan LEAPS off of the Turnbuckle onto Johnny Bad Blood and throws punch after punch!!! And now WWEFan grabs the Barbedwire Ball.. and WWEFan grabs two strands of Barbedwire and Wraps it around his Fists!!!! And Extreme Enigma is back up as WWEFan throws Punch after Punch after Punch into Johnny Bad Blood’s Head! And FROM BEHIND, OH MY GOD BOBBY CASH IS HERE AND IS GOING TO ATTACK WWEFAN… BUT WWEFAN THROWS ELBOWS STRAIGHT INTO BOBBY’S GUT!!! And WWEFan turns around and throws… A KNOCKOUT PUNCH STRAIGHT INBETWEEN JBB’S EYES!!!! As JBB Falls back and is seated infront of the Table Equipped Turnbuckle!!

Stew: And now WWEFan climbs the Turnbuckle…….. and WWEFan is STANDING ONTOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE, CLEAR ACROSS JOHNNY BAD BLOOD!!! And WWEFan… WWEFAN LEAPS!!! NO NO NO HE DOESNT FOLKS, EXTREME ENIGMA IS THERE WITH A LOW BLOW ON WWEFan…AND EXTREME ENIGMA IS CLIMBING THE TOP TURNBUCKLE NOW WITH WWEFan…AND THERES THE TWIST OF HATE!!!!!! DOWN TO THE MAT BELOW THROUGH THAT TABLE AS WWEFan IS LAID OUT, AND SO IS OUR REFEREE FOR THE EVENING THANKS TO HIS OLD CROONIES.

Mister DDD: BUT LOOK FOLKS, WALKING DOWN THE RAMP…IT CANT BE…ITS JENNY!!! IN A REFEREE SHIRT!!! AND ENIGMA CRAWLS ON WWEFan AS JENNY SLIDES INTO THE RING AND HERES THE PINFALL!!!

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(DING DING DING)

Announcer: AND HERE IS YOUR WINNER…EXTREME ENIGMA!!!!
Mister DDD: WOW looks like 2009 again folks, The Foundation minus Jaywalker himself is in the middle of the ring holding each others hands up in the air, and Jay is regaining his wits on the outside now looking at the ring, and he is FURIOUS!!! Jaywalker is screaming at the people in the ring.

Stew: Damn what a match, Enigma was down and out, but it looks like if Jaywalker wants to trash the stable he started then those people will come back to haunt him.

( Camera fades to the outback of the arena ) …

( Tyler, Kjors, Brandon and Carlos are seen walking through a door-way amongst eachother ) …

Tyler: Alright boys, this is the venue for the stupid 3 Year Anniversary show. Its time for us to take over, guys..

Carlos: Uh.. lets do the math. Its the entire EAW Roster from the past and present vs us. Are we sure we’re up to this?

Kjors: Are you kidding me, we’ve got 3 EAW Championship reigns between the 4 of us. We can each take ATLEAST 12 guys.

Carlos: Alright, lets do this… ( A nosy admissions director ais seen from a distance )

Brandon: Great, we’re gonna break into this show and WREAK HAVOC! THE VIRUS IS BACK BABY!! ( A voice is heard ))

Voice: Excuse me… ( The entire Virus stable turns around and sees an 8 Foot Tall security guard standing before them )

Security Guard: Yeah, are y’all on the list?

Carlos: Well…. no.. this is kind of a hostile takeover.

Security Guard: (hmm) I see… well you can “hostile takeover” your way up out of here, because this is where superstars enter.

Tyler: LISTEN, “Boxcar 2.0”, we— ( Carlos pulls Tyler away from him and the Virus huddle into a group )

Carlos: Chill, Tyler…

Tyler: Are we really gonna let him disrespect us???

Kjors: No, but I have a better idea… if we cant sneak our way into the arena, then we’ll just have to buy our way into wreaking the havoc. We’ll get tickets, and we’ll take matters into our own hands..

Brandon: Sweet, lets beat it…

( The Virus walk out of the area, as the Security Guard looks on shaking his head ) ..

(Camera fades back to a smiling Flashback)

Flashback: We all know that EAW has its share of loudmouths, smooth talkers, and egotistical bastards obsessed with themselves and nothing else. But it’s time to crown the one man with the best Gift of Gab… the ability to Talk the Talk… It’s the Promoer of the Year Award!

(Promoer of the Year graphic appears along with highlights from notable promos made by Y2Impact, Cyclone, the Heart Break Boy, RRS and KD)

Flashback: And the Best Promoer from the Year of 2010 is……

Flashback: THE RATED R SHAMAN OF SEXYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

(RRS’ music hits as he comes out to the stage)

RRS: No brainer huh? I’m glad the voters were able to make the right decision and choose me as promoer of the year. There’s a reason you rarely see a silent RRS… and that’s because I love to speak the truth. I love to break some reality into the heads of the naive people of Extreme Answerz Wrestling. There’s a difference between me and everyone else nominated for this award… and that difference is that I follow through with my words… I talk a lot, sure… but I prove my words true with my actions.. And THAT’s what makes me the best… and mark my words… I’m not done talkin.. and I’m not done fighting…. You Can Hate Me Now…

(RRS winks at the camera man in front of him and heads backstage with his award as the crowd cheers)

Flashback: RRS has also won the award for Return of the Year! He’s really come down from the dust and once again made a name for himself here in EAW.. A big part of EAW in 2010 indeed!

(Commercials Air)

(3 Year Anniversary Returns as Flashback leans into the microphone on the podium)

Flashback: Welcome back to the show folks… we’re doin good thus far and I expect to continue on having a great show! It’s time to present our next award… An award that recognizes the top newcomer of the year of 2010… It’s the ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!

(Rookie of the Year graphic shows as well as highlights from the young careers of Ashten Cross, SG2, Drake Blake, Siberian Wolverine, Vic Vendetta, Justin Windgate and Jon Kelton)

Flashback: Alright, let’s take a look at the winner of this year’s Rookie of the Year award!

Flashback: And the winner is….. (Flashback opens the envelope)….

Flashback: ASHHHTENNNNNN CROSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

(Flashback continues speaking as Ashten Cross’ music hits)

Flashback: Ashten Cross is also nominated for the Most Improved award! He’s had a great career so far, taking out the likes of Robbie V and feuding with Hall of Famer, Mister K!

Ashten Cross: It’s about time the Divine Nightmare gets his recognition for all the stuff I done… Fella, I’ll take this award. But no thanks goes out to anyone. It was rather obvious who would be getting this award considering all I’ve done… with NO help from anyone. I don’t need any HELP from anyone. There’s a reason that I love the pick fights… and that’s cuz I’m cocky… I’m confident… I know it, fella, you don’t need to tell me… But my cockiness… my confidence isn’t the reason I’m not thanking anybody tonight… The only person I have to thank is myself… because that’s the truth. That’s the facts. MY talent was what got me this award… not anything else… Hell… You know what? I don’t need this award to tell me that I’m the Rookie of the Year… I don’t even need a NOMINATION to tell me that I’m the EXTREMIST of the year… The fact remains… Ashten Cross.. is the present… and forever the future…

(Ashten Cross’ music hits as he drops the award on the stage and smiles at Flashback, slowly backing off the stage)

(Camera fades to the ring)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and will be contested under EXTREME RULES!

(Sabina’s theme plays…crowd cheers)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen….Please welcome…the former THREE TIME VIXENS CHAMPION, EAW HALL OF FAMER, AND SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE….SAAAAAAAAAAAAABIIIIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

(Kendra’s theme plays…crowd cheers)

Announcer: Making her way to the ring, first…from Buffalo, New York….she is…THE EAW VIXENSSSSSSS CHAMPIONNNNNN…..KENDRAAAAAAA SHAMEZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!

(Maria Stratus’ theme plays….crowd boos)

(Maria does not come out)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen…Due to the injuries she sustained at the previous episode of Showdown, Maria is UNABLE TO COMPETE TONIGHT!

(Crowd Boos)

Announcer: However, a new opponent was booked to replace Maria tonight…So please welcome the former EAW VIXENS’ CHAMPIONNNNNNN………JENNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY PUNKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

(Jenny’s theme plays…crowd has mixed reaction)

WWEF: Look at this Mr. DEDEDE Jenny Punk has returned for one night only to take on the current EAW Vixens’ Champion! We have five vixens championship reigns here in the ring!

DDD: And this has GOT to be ranked up their with one of Mak’s top sexual fantasies….we have Jenny AND Sabina in the ring here! I think Kendra might be a little in over her head!

(DING! DING! DING!)

WWEF: The two lock up here in the ring as Jenny is pushed back into the turnbuckle and is lifted up to a seated position as Kendra hits a HARD knife edged chop! And another to the chest of Jenny Punk!

DDD: But Kendra doesn’t realize that Jenny likes it rough and LIKES being hit! Jenny seems unfazed as she dives from the second rope and collides with Kendra! Jenny’s mounted on Kendra!

WWEF: Just like she’s mounted so many EAW extremists in the past, Mr. DEDEDE! But Kendra slips away and rolls out of the ring as Jenny goes after her but Kendra pulls her legs out from under her!

DDD: And Jenny takes a hard fall to the canvas as Kendra goes back in and covers!

…….1!!!!!
……..2!!!!!!!!
…………….But Jenny kicks out!

WWEF: Sabina is seemingly calling this one down the middle! Kendra has Jenny now as she lifts her up to her shoulder and now drops her face-first onto the turnbuckle! I’m sure she’s taken some hard things to the face, but she looks in pain tonight!

DDD: And Kendra whips her into the ropes and runs into her with a kitchen sink knee to the gut as Jenny needs to start the offense here! Kendra grabs her again and whips her into the ropes but this time Jenny reverses the irish whip!

WWEF: And Kendra hangs onto the ropes as Jenny charges but Kendra pulls down the top rope as Jenny goes charging over the top rope and out to the floor! Kendra steps out to the apron waiting for Jenny to get to her feet…

DDD: Jenny gets up to a knee and winks at some guy in the front row before standing up and turning around….AS KENDRA LEEPS AND HITS A DIVING CROSSBODY ONTO JENNY!

WWEF: Kendra is in COMPLETE control here! Kendra gets to her feet and drags Jenny right in front of our announce table, lifting her and then propping her in a standing position against the announce table!

DDD: And Kendra sends another hard knife-edged chop to the chest of Jenny! And another! And now Kendra locks Jenny up….and hits a snap suplex to the thin matting on the outside floor around the ring!

WWEF: Kendra grabs Jenny once again and gets her up to her feet as she takes her to our announcer’s table! Back up Mr. DEDEDE! We’re going to need to get out of their way! Kendra has Jenny and smashes her head into the announcers’ table!

DDD: Kendra! Kendra, my powdered donut! What are you doing :@? Kendra what are you doing?

WWEF: JENNY’S FACE IS REPEATEDLY SMASHED INTO THE TABLE!

DDD: SHE SMASHED MY POWDERED DONUT…SHE SMASHED MY POWDERED DONUT…Are you serious?

WWEF: Jenny’s face is covered in white….nothing new, Mr. DEDEDE…but she’s taken a beating here tonight….again, nothing new. Kendra is being absolutely relentless against the former Vixen’s Champion!

DDD: And now Kendra shoves Jenny into WWEF, knocking WWEF back into his chair and onto his lap! Andy just got his Christmas gift granted early! Jenny must feel like she’s at home with her faced covered and a seat on a Mexican’s lap!

WWEF: Oh sweet Jesus…is this what you kids are into these days?

DDD: Kendra grabs Jenny again and throws her into the ring as she slowly gets into the ring herself and waits for Jenny to get to her feet! But Jenny’s not even getting up!

WWEF: Sabina grabs Jenny! Sabina lifts her to her feet and before Jenny can even react THERE’S THE CHICK KICK FROM SABINA! THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE JUST HIT A CHICK KICK ON JENNY!

DDD: AND JENNY FALLS INTO KENDRA WHO NOW HITS THE BITCH TREATMENT! AND JENNY IS PLANTED! HERE’S THE COVER BY KENDRA SHAMEZ!

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(DING! DING! DING!)

(Kendra Shamez’s theme plays….crowd cheers)

Announcer: Here is your winner….THE EAW VIXENS’ CHAMPIONNNNNNN…..KENDRAAAAAAA SHAMMMMMMEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

WWEF: Sabina is raising Kendra’s arm after Kendra picked up a victory over the first ever EAW Vixens’ Champion! Jenny was arguably humiliated out here tonight with Kendra’s pure domination!

DDD: I’d say I’m sad to see her go, but I love to watch her leave, WWEFan!

( Camera fades backstage to the outside of Y2Impact’s dressing room ) …

(The camera man who filmed HRDO’s attack on Impact in front of his home a few weeks back on Showdown, Joel is seen at the corner of the hallway, eyeing down Impact’s room while on the phone )

Man on the Phone: Joel, IS Impact in there or not..

Joel: Well, its not like I can go in there and find out. I’ve already got the Genesis lockerroom cleared as empty, and I risked my neck then and there! I’m positive he’s in there..

Man on the Phone: You’re just gonna have to wait.. ( Joel stands out there for ten more secounds until Y2Impact walks out of the room in his Ring Attire )

Joel: Alright, he’s out.. CRAP, he’s coming this way… ( Impact walks down the hallway, as Joel bursts into the nearest door ) ..

( Impact continues walking as he hears screams as it appears Joel entered the Vixen’s dressing room ) …

( Impact stops for a moment, confused, but shrugs it off and keeps walking until he is out of sight and Joel steps back out with a red handprint across his face )

Man on the Phone: What the hell happened??…

Joel: His lockerroom’s clear…

Man on the Phone: Good.. now go in there and get as much information as you can.

Joel: Whatever you say… ( Joel walks into Impact’s lockerroom, and shuts it behind him )..

(Camera fades back out to Flashback)

Flashback: Alright guys, we’ve handed out plenty of awards tonight… And here’s another one coming your way! We all know that there’s some very talented guys that step into the EAW ring on a weekly basis. We also know, that some are not so talented… but for those not so talented guys, they’re faced with a decision… Accept being a middle of the road extremist… or work HARD to improve… and the winner of this award right here, the Most Improved Award chose the right path in working hard to improve himself and skyrocket his career to a higher level than ever before!

(Most Improved graphic appears on the screen along with clips from the careers of George Copeland, Cyclone, Jon Kelton and Justin Windgate)

Flashback: And the winner is…..

Flashback (opening the envelope): IT’S THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION… GEORGE COPELAND!!!

(George Copeland’s music hits as he comes out with his National Extreme Championship)

Flashback: Congratulations, GC… You’ve done such a great job this year…

George Copeland: Thank you… But you know, my time improving isn’t over by a long shot. Sure, I’m National Extreme Champion at the moment… and that’s all well and good. But do you think my goals stop there? Do you, Flashback? Of course not. I strongly believe that 2011… 2011 is my year to break through the glass ceiling and cement myself as a main eventer… and go on to become a World Champion… and perhaps go even further… We all know I’ve gone through some tough times in EAW… And where I am now, compared to where I was then makes me look like a completely different person. But by the end of 2011… We’re all going to look back on the George Copeland of 2010… and say once again that he has transformed himself into another completely different person.

(George Copeland smiles confidently and taps Flashback on the shoulder as his music hits and he turns to leave)

WWEFan: Well right now we’ve got the Generation Genesis and the Triple Crown Syndicate, these two groups that have gone down in HISTORY as the greatest stables to ever walk EAW! And now we get to see them COLLIDE.. sweet! ..

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Announcer: This 6 man tag team match is scheduled for onefall!!..

( The Triple Crown Syndicate’s music plays, as Captain Charisma, Montell Smooth and Mister K walk out )

Announcer: And introducing the first team… they are the team of Captain Charisma, Montell Smooth and Mister KKKKK… THEEE TRIPLEEEEEEE CROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN SYNNNDICATE!!!

Mr.DEDEDE: Is anyone else noticing a buzzkill?

WWEFan: I don’t know, but this match just SCREAMS overrated, DEDEDE! But we might as well stick to the scripts… the Triple Crown Syndicate are here tonight and are looking to domina–

Mr.DEDEDE: Please, Fan.. stop trying to be all official and shit, you weren’t like that in the Vixens Match earlier…

WWEFan: Yeah well… if I could make a prediction for this match, Id put my money on the Syndicate ONLY because I know that they’re more likely to cooperate than the Genesis in this match… but you never know!

( The Generation Genesis’ music plays as Y2Impact and Lethal Consequences walk out ) .. ( LC and Impact look back waiting for Hawk, but after a moment they shrug it off and walk to the ring )

Announcer: And their opponents… they are representing the Generation Genesis, the team of Y2IMPAAACT… AAAND HURRICAAANE HAWK!!!

Mr.DEDEDE: What’s the deal? Is Hawk coming down with a case of the runs?

WWEFan: Well this wouldn’t be the first time Hawk was full of shit, DEDEDE, we do know that Banks KICKED Hawk out of the Generation Genesis, and he’ll probably use that as an excuse… but is this right? He’s booked in a match, he should atle–

( Hurricane Hawk’s Music Plays as he Walks out, and Y2I/LC shoot Hawk unhappy looks )

Announcer: And their partner… from Jacksonville, Florida.. weighing in at 225 Pounds!!!! HURRICAAAAAAAAAAAAANE HAWK!!!

WWEFan: Whelp… I guess he’s showing up after all.

Mr.DEDEDE: If Hawk hired TWO GUYS to stay with Maria while he’s gone, dont you think that means he’s gonna be fighting his match? THINK Pornfan..

WWEFan: Anyways… tonights special 3 Year Anniversary Show has been brought to you by the Rise & Fall of AWF DVD, in stores over the holidays! Relive you’re favorite classic AWF moments from the moment it began to the moment it closed! I know I’ve got a couple..

Mr.DEDEDE: And by.. ( clears throat ) … You got it… they’re oh so, FRUITY! DELICIOUS! DELICIOUS! FRUITY!! FRUITY!!! FRUITY!!!!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! DELICIOUS!, FRUITY!, SKITTLES!!! TASTE THE RAINBOW, SHARE THE RAINBOW! ( The match begins as Lethal Consequences is in the ring with Captain Charisma )

WWEFan: Never gets old, partner.. Charisma and LC are locked up in the ring here… these two guys are no strangers, competing against eachother for the EAW Championship and former EAW Champs in their own right! It’s good to see the Cap’n out here tonight, but LC as CC in the corner trapped, with a headlock applied, as Impact tags himself in and begins putting the BOOTS to Captain Charisma’s ribs, as he falls to his knees!

Mr.DEDEDE: A great way of starting the contest using your power of numbers, and Impact delivers those patented ROUGH shots to the face, as he backs CC into the ropes, whips CC to the other ropes and as CC rebounds he SLIDES inbetween Impact’s legs, to behind him!!! And CC gets up, turns Impact around and delivers a HARSH slap across the face! And now Captain Charisma wrenches Y2Impact’s arm, and pulls Imp to his corner as he tags in Montell Smooth… and Montell climbs up to the top rope, and delivers a HARSH DIVING ELBOW STRAIGHT INTO IMPACT’S ARM!!

WWEFan: Montell Smooth is a muscle bound, 265 poundered man, he is NO joke! As Montell covers, 1!!!!…………2!!! ………. but Impact kicks out! Now Montell Smooth heads to the empty corner behind Impact.. AND i THINK MONTELL’S GONNA GO FOR THE POUNCE EARLY!!!

Mr.DEDEDE: Wait a minute.. theres something going on in the crowd???
WWEFan: What?! .. ( Camera pans to the crowd, as you can see Carlos, Tyler, Brandon and Kjors running down the steps and hopping over the Barricade )

WWEFan: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!? WHAT ARE THOSE FAGS DOING HERE????

Mr.DEDEDE: HAHAHA!!! THE VIRUS IS IN THE BUILDING (XD)!!! And THEY’RE SLIDING INTO THE RING, AND BEGIN ATTACKING BOTH Y2IMPACT AND MONTELL SMOOTH, SWARMING THEM WITH PUNCHES!

WWEFan: But look at this!!! In comes Lethal Consequences, and from the Syndicate in comes Captain Charisma and Mister K! As MK begins tee’ing off on Brandon, Charisma tee’ing off on Carlos, LC tee’ing off on Kjors, and Montell Smooth fighting back Tyler!! This is all out CHAOS!!!

Mr.DEDEDE: Look at Hurricane Hawk though, in the corner still just…. just watching! Hawk steps in the ring, but meanwhile Charisma delivers a MEAN kick into Carlos’ midsection, and backs himself into the turnbuckle… and as Carlos runs towards him, CC SWINGS HIS LEGS TO THE APRON, AND DELIVERS THE PATENTED PELE KICK! And as Carlos is turned around, Charisma steps in, grabs Carlos from behind and connects.. YES!!!! THE KILLSWITCH BITCH!!! AS CARLOS ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!!!

WWEFan: And look at Brandon, Brandon digs into his pockets and pulls out a pair of BRASS KNUCKLES!! AND HE SWINGS AT MISTER K!!! But MK ducks, and look at Y2Impact turning Brandon around, as he connects the CODEBREAKER!!! SENDING BRANDON RIGHT OUT OF THE RING!! And now Tyler is throwing shot after shot at Montell, but its just NOT phasing him!!! And MONTELL WRAPS BOTH HANDS AROUND TYLERS’ THROAT, AND DELIVERS A CHOKE-BOMB OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!

Mr.DEDEDE: And look at Kjors, he has Lethal Consequences backed into the turnbuckle.. but Kjors… slowly turns around… as CC, MK, Impact and Montell are surrounding him…
Kjors: #scream

Mr.DEDEDE: And Kjors TRIES TO RUN, BUT ITS TOO LATE, AS ALL FOUR MEN GRAB HIM AND TOSS HIM STRAIGHT INTO HURRICANE HAWK!!! AS HAWK CATCHES HIM AND CONNECTS THE LEGACY CUTTER!!! AS KJORS ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!! BAH GAWD!!! THE VIRUS HAS BEEN DISMANTLED, AS ALL FOUR MEN ARE BEING SURROUNDED BY SECURITY AND ARE BEING HANDCUFFED, AND TAKEN AWAY!

WWEFan: Good riddance! … But now look from behind, as everyone heads back to their perspective corners, Y2Impact picks up Brandon’s leftover Brass Knuckles, and STRIKES MONTELL INTO HIS SPINE WITH THEM! And Impact pulls Montell up and whips him into the Generation Genesis corner, and tags in Hawk! And suprisingly, Hawk steps in, and delivers POWERFUL, HARSH Mud Stomps into Montell’s gut! But even that’s not gonna help out the weight problems, DEDEDE! …

( The Titantron suddenly turns on, as the camera pans to the Infermary, where Maria is sitting and talking with Tyler and Alloy )

Tyler Parker: When is he coming…

John Alloy: I dont know…

Maria: Is.. is Hawk’s match on?? When is who coming?

Tyler: Oh, maybe soon..

John Alloy: Just.. uh… just relax, we’re talking about the pizza guy… ( a knock is heard on the door )

Maria: There’s the pizza guy… ( Alloy opens the door, as the pizza guy walks in with a hoodie and his hat pulled down low holding the pizza )

Tyler Parker: How much will that be, Pizza man? (hehe)

Pizza Guy: I’d charge you 19.95.. but this is gonna be priceless… ( The Pizza Man pulls off his hat, and reveals himself to be CM Banks )

WWEFan & DEDEDE: :o!!!!! ( Hurricane Hawk in the ring is seen with a shocked expression on his face, as Banks, Tyler and Alloy look into the camera smiling )
Maria: Oh my God… HAWK!!! SOMEONE!!! HELP ME!!!

CM Banks: Hey Hawky … It looks like you’re not even smart enough to figure out when I plant two RIVALS outside of your door.. but oh well, life is a day-to-day lesson. ( CM Banks turns to Maria, and kneels down besides her touching her face )

CM Banks: You know, bandages aside, you’re cute when you’re helpless… Maria, we’re gonna need to have a little talk :)… shut the door. ( John Alloy and Tyler Parker lead the cameraman out of the room, and shut the door as yelling from Banks can be heard and the camera cuts to black ) … ( The camera fades back to the arena, as Hawk immediately rolls out of the ring and darts up the ramp )

WWEFan: I can’t say I or anyone else can blame Hawk for leaving!

Mr.DEDEDE: I can’t blame BANKS for what he’s doing, payback is a BITCH, folks! And now in the ring Y2Impact steps back in, as Montell Smooth gets the tag to Mister K, and now Impact and MK are trading punches here… but now look at this! Captain Charisma and Montell are talking with eachother… and they step into the ring and charge STRAIGHT AT IMPACT, SENDING HIM DOWN with a conjoined clothesline! And now Montell KNOCKS Lethal Consequences off the apron, sending him outside of the ring!

WWEFan: And now Captain Charisma rolls out of the ring to deal with LC… but in the ring, both Montell Smooth and Mister K are double-teaming Y2Impact, and there’s NOTHING that anyone can do about it! Montell and MK stomp kick after punch into Impact’s body, and MK delivers a MEAN Spin-out Scoop Slam on Impact!!! As MK covers! 1!!!!!………….. 2!!!!…………. but Impact STILL kicks out!! And Y2Impact is really the sole man here, as Captain Charisma is taking out LC outside of the ring, WHIPPING LC STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!

Mr.DEDEDE: And CC is still putting work on LC, attacking him with right hands… but in the ring both Montell and MK have their full attention on Impact, waiting until he gets up… and NOW WOAH!!! WOAH!!! LOOK WHO’S RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP!!!

WWEFan: IT’S… ITS JAYWALKER!!! AND HE’S GOT A STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HANDS!!!

Mr.DEDEDE: AND JAYWALKER RUNS AT CAPTAIN CHARISMA, AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CHAIR SHOT STRAIGHT INTO THE SKULL!!! GOOD LORD!!! AND NOW JAY ROLLS INTO THE RING, AS MISTER K TURNS AROUND AND HEADS TOWARDS JAY…. AND JAY CRACKS THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER MK’S SKULL!!! Montell Smooth turns towards Jay, and sees him with the Steel Chair in HORROR! And LOOK! Y2IMPACT TURNS MONTELL AROUND, AND IMPACT CONNECTS!!! YES!!!! YES!!! THE CODEBREAKER!!!!

WWEFan: AND NOW IMPACT HEADS TOWARDS THE GROUNDED MISTER K…. AND IMPACT LOCKS IN THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!! THE WALLS OF IMPACT SYNCHED IN, AS MK HAS NOWHERE TO GO.. AND……. MISTER K TAPS OUT!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( The Generation Genesis’ music hits, as Lethal Consequences pulls himself into the ring and he, Jaywalker and Impact celebrate in the ring )

Announcer: The winners of this match…. the GENEEEERATIOOOOOOOOOONNNN… GEEEEENESISSSSSSSSS!!!!

WWEFan: What a win for the Genesis tonight! What a COMEBACK by Jay!! JUST when it seemed like the Genesis were doomed, Jaywalker comes in and ELIMINATES the numbers problem! A big-time win here!! …

( The Titantron fades to backstage, where Hurricane Hawk is seen running towards the Infermary room but is met up with Tyler and John Alloy )

Mr.DEDEDE: Woah woah! Look at this now! Hawk is coming to the rescue of Maria, and Tyler stops him on the way! But Hawk delivers a KNOCKDOWN PUNCH to Tyler, and heads towards John Alloy and delivers shot after shot into Alloy’s skull!!! And Tyler turns Hawk around, and delivers a SHOT into the gut, and hits a european uppercut!! As Hawk turns around…And Hawk turns back around and hits Tyler DEAD IN THE FACE WITH A COMPUTER MONITOR!!

WWEFan: And Hawk grabs Alloy and drives him SKULL FIRST INTO THE WALL!! AND HAWK BUSTS INTO THE INFERMARY ROOM… JUST TO SEE CM BANKS HOLDING MARIA IN THE GTR POSITION!!! WHAT CAN HAWK DO!?!?

CM Banks: Don’t move a step closer, Hawk….

Hurricane Hawk: PUT HER DOWN… I SWEAR TO GOD, PUT HER DOWN!!!

CM Banks: You don’t think I loved her too, Hawk? You gave no consideration to how you would affect me, so why should I show any remourse??….

Hurricane Hawk: Come on!!! Be serious!!!

CM Banks: I’m DEAD serious, Hawk.. why shouldn’t I put a permanent dent in Maria’s skull right now???..

Hurricane Hawk: Okay… okay, Banks.. I-I’m sorry okay?

CM Banks: You’re sorry??… Get onto you’re knee’s, and beg me to put her down.. call me MASTER first…

Mr.DEDEDE: Oh comeon, he’s HUMILATING him!!

Hurricane Hawk: I… You… ( Hurricane Hawk reluctantly gets to both of his knee’s ) … just… just PUT HER DOWN… *Hawk grints his teeth* … p..lease….

CM Banks: Please WHO?..
Hurricane Hawk: Please.. Master.. Banks….

( Banks puts Maria down, and walks out of the Infermary room with a smug look on his face as Hurricane Hawk looks on with the most menacing facial expression, filled with revenge ) …

CM Banks (from a distance): I’ll see you as KOE, Hawky.. ( Banks shuts the door )

Hurricane Hawk: Yes… you will….

( Camera cuts over to Flashback )

Flashback: The drama in that rivalry NEVER seems to die down huh? All the twists and turns in that thing make me think I’m riding a Soap Opera-themed Roller Coaster! But it’s time to hand out our next award… the NEXT UP IN 2011 AWARD!!

(Next Up in 2011 graphic is shown on the screen along with highlight clips from Ashten Cross, SG2, Drake Blake, Siberian Wolverine, Superior Quality 85 and Tyler Parker are shown)

Flashback: Now, let’s see who the winner is….

Flashback: Drumroll please…. The winner is…. :O!! IT’S THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION… MAINSTREAM TYLER PARKER!!!

(Tyler Parker’s music hits as he comes out with his Interwire Championship)

Tyler Parker (with a cocky smile on his face): See? The benefits of being dashing are never-ending. Not only am I the best looking, most DASHING guy on this roster… but I’m also one of the most talented. You can’t even ARGUE that fact. What other man with shaved legs do you know that can beat the shit out of CM Banks.. and later on, 3 of the toughest up-and-comers in the company? Anybody? No? Exactly. What other man do you know who plucks his eyebrows that can win the Interwire Championship? Nothing? You guys got nothing? Yeah, neither do I. I’m the only guy any of you have ever come across that can kick some ass and look incredibly sexy doing it. And that’s why I’m the next up in 2011… Hell, I’m the next up in 2015! I’ll see you guys later 8-).. and remember… Especially you, Flashy… Stay Dashing. Or at least, try…

(Tyler Parker’s music hits as he leaves with his award and his title)

(Commercials Air)

( The camera fades backstage to the Dark Emperor sitting in his lockerroom looking strikingly different )

The Dark Emperor: I’m starting to realize whats happening… im starting to go through changes… ( DE sits up and stares into the camera )

The Dark Emperor: Broadcast this… this is a mere message to… all who listen.

( A glowing jar appears right next to the Dark Emperor, as he opens it and puts his hands into it )

The Dark Emperor: I am very sure that things are going to be changing for me and the rest of this EAW for the next few months…

( The Dark Emperor pulls out candid pictures of children, and stands up to add them to his wall ) …

The Dark Emperor: It takes alot to run.. ( Dark Emperor smells his pictures of little children, and pick up a nearby bag of darts and throw them into the pictures ) .. a child pornography business.

The Dark Emperor: I am the Dark Emperor, and I demand respect. So if you disrespect.. I will not only suck the souls from your innocence of america, I will suck the DICKS of the innocent ones in America… now..

( The Dark Emperor opens his closet door, where face-painted women walk out with a seemingly noticeable bulge in their pants )

The Dark Emperor: Now men… I am going to go to bed now. Read me a story, King Charles.

Shemale _# 1: Yes master… your destiny is going to be fulfilled very soon. Do not dismay, for you will destroy Viper tonight, and rid the
world of him.

The Dark Emperor: Too boring, tell the story about when I fit ten– ( Suddenly, the real Dark Emperor bursts through the door )

The Real Dark Emperor: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS… WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING IN MY LOCKERROOM. GET OUT!!!

The Fake Dark Emperor: GET HIM GUYS…

( The three shemales swarm around DE, as Fake DE runs out of the lockerroom ) ..

( Meanwhile, the Shemales swarm DE by the dozens, as more and more of them run out of the closet and jump onto DE ) …

( Matt Ryder steps into the room, shaking his head )

Matt Ryder: … Well I’ll let DE have his fun… (no) …

( Matt turns around and walks away, as Mak walks up to the room and DE is seen swarmed by the Shemales )

Mak: … (no) feds these days….

( Mak walks away, as the camera cuts to black )

(Camera fades back to Flashback)

Flashback: I agree with Mak… I always knew that guy Matt Ryder had a questionable sexual orientation… You know… with the headband and white gem-stone covered sunglasses for indoors… I’ll stop right there… But anyway… from questionable lifestyles to questionable careers, we go right into the presentation of the VERY PRESTIGIOUS… BUST OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!

(Bust of the Year graphic appears on the screen along with the most embarrassing clips from the careers The Radicalz, Regulator, Adrian Christ, Ricky Razor, Latino Game, Cole and JC)

Flashback: And the winner of this award… is… none other than….

Flashback: J-C!!!!

(JC’s music hits as Flashback grabs a t-shirt with the BRW logo on it and puts it on)

Flashback as JC: Thank you!! Thank you!!! I am Jeff Cena and I am so happy to be recognized as the Bust of the Year!

(Flashback opens up a laptop on the podium)

Flashback as JC: Sorry guys, I need to be on for my RP match.

(Flashback starts frantically typing on his laptop)

Flashback as JC: WHAT THE FUCK :@ I HIT THE DROPKICK BEFORE YOU DID YOUR FINISHER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!

(Flashback throws his laptop off the stage)

( Rated R Shaman’s music plays as he Walks Out, ready to fight )

Announcer: This match is scheduled for ONEFALL…. and introducing first, from Oakland, California… weighing in at 220 POOOOOOOOOOOUNDS.. RRRRATTEEEEED… R!!! SHAMAAAAANNN!!!

Mr.DEDEDE (Standing up clapping): Alright! ( WWEFan gives DEDEDE a sideways look )

WWEFan: … will you please stand down? What’s up with you? I didn’t know you were a fan of
RRS’s..

Mr.DEDEDE: Oh no, im not. But I just don’t like Mak.

WWEFan: Well despite your opinions, this match is REALLY gonna be something special, people.
Mak and RRS aren’t strangers backstage, despite this being one of their very few confrontations, and RRS looks ready to get it on with the _# 1 Legend!

( Mak’s music plays as he walks out, looking around the crowd with a pleased expression on his face )

Announcer: And his opponent… from Toronto, Canada, weighing in at 243 POOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS… MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!

Mr.DEDEDE: Well despite my not-liking towards him, what better way to have this anniversary show, than having the EAW Legend, Mak, arguably the greatest EAW Champ of all time competing here?

WWEFan: Suprising, modesty, DEDEDE! But you’re right, this night doesn’t get much better. ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

WWEFan: It’s Mak and RRS circling the ring… these two men are VERY renouned for their athleticism, and it’s gonna be fun watching the two of them tear into eachother as the lock up now! And Mak with the leverage advantage backs RRS into the corner, as the referee is hovering over them…

Mr.DEDEDE: And RRS STOMPS into the gut, as Mak clutches his midsection and RRS gathers his energy for a TOUGH punch to the jaw, and follows them up with several lesser-punches! And now RRS stomps into Mak’s gut again, and whips Mak to the ropes… but Mak reverses the whip, as Shaman rebounds off of the ropes and comes back with a LOW dropkick into Mak’s gut, as Mak falls to a knee!

WWEFan: And RRS has Mak where he wants him–

Mr.DEDEDE: (xd)!!! You mean on his knees, Pornfan??

WWEFan: No… not like that… and RRS delivers SHARP kicks into Mak’s arms and shoulders, as Mak rolls towards the bottom rope, and pulls himself to a standing base on the apron… and LOOK AT RRS, RRS runs towards Mak and SUNSET-FLIPS OVER HIM, AND IS GOING FOR THE SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! .. But Mak GRIPS the ropes, and RRS smacks FLAT ON HIS BACK onto the ringside floor! Great awareness by Mak!

Mr.DEDEDE: You cant question that he’s retained his ability for so long! RRS is pulling himself back up, and Mak is facing the groggy RRS standing on the apron… and as RRS is outside, almost on his feet and close to the apron, Mak grips the rope and SWINGS his body into the ring, but SWINGS his legs for a baseball slide underneath the bottom rope, kicking RRS STRAIGHT into the face, as Shaman is sent flying and smacks into the Barricade!! And Mak doesn’t hang around in the ring for too long, as he rolls out of the ring headed towards a damanged RRS!

WWEFan: Mak has ahold of RRS by his hair, as RRS is just trying to get up… and Mak brings RRS over to our Announce table, and BASHES RRS’ skull straight into the cover of our table!! And right after that, Mak heads underneath the ring as you can see RRS temporarily knocked out with a bloodied nose… and Mak meanwhile has a Steel Chair set up, in a sitting position not too far from where RRS is… and now Mak… Mak BACKS UP!!

Mr.DEDEDE: RRS has rolled on his back, sprawled across our table as Mak is backing up!!! And Mak runs FULL SPEED TOWARDS THE STEEL CHAIR, AND MAK HOPS ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR, AND SPRINGS OFF OF IT FOR A CROSSBODY RIGHT ONTO RRS!!!! … BUT RRS HAS AHOLD OF ONE OF OUR MONITORS, AND RRS QUICKLY SPRINGS UP AND TOSSES THE MONITOR STRAIGHT INTO MAK’S FACE, IN MIDAIR!!! And Mak is laid out right infront of our Table, as RRS saves himself from that one!!!

WWEFan: And Rated R Shaman sits up from the table as Mak is just out-of-order right now, his head spinning from that shot! And now Rated R Shaman rolls Mak into the ring, follows him up and covers! 1!!!!…………. 2!!!!……., but Mak gets the shoulder up! And now Mak is getting himself back up rather quickly, but RRS backs Mak into the turnbuckle and.. and spits RIGHT into the hand, and SWINGS his palm right into Mak’s chest/sternum! And REPEATS those HARSH CHOPS over and over!!! But Mak… DELIVERS A SLAP RIGHT ACROSS RRS’ FACE! And Mak corners RRS!!! Oh Lord!!

Mr.DEDEDE: And Mak delivers SWIFT KNIFE-EDGED CHOP AFTER CHOP AFTER CHOP, AS YOU CAN SEE RRS’ CHEST TURN A MEAN RED! And RRS literally tosses himself through the middle ropes and outside of the ring infront of the ramp, just for an escape! And Now RRS rolls back into the ring, as Mak goes to quick work with right hand after right hand into RRS’ skull! And RRS turns towards the turnbuckle and hugs the turnbuckle, to avoid the right hands…. but BAD IDEA!!! BAD IDEA!!!

WWEFan: INDEED!!! BECAUSE MAK RUNS STRAIGHT TOWARDS RRS, AND DELIVERS THE ALL-TIMER ROYALE EXPRESS!!! BOTH RUNNING KNEES INTO RRS’ SPINE!!!! AS RRS FALLS BACK INTO THE CANVAS WRITHING IN COMPLETE MISERY!! WE DIDN’T EXPECT MAK TO PULL OUT THE OLD ROOTS! AND MAK HOOKS THE LEG!!! 1!!!!!………….2!!!!!!……………….. BUT RRS STILL GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!

Mr.DEDEDE: MAN! Mak thought he would put RRS out with the Express, but that obviously wasn’t the case! Now RRS is on all fours, and Mak backs himself on the ropes as RRS is bent over!!! AND OH MAN!!! MAK IS GOING FOR THE SCIZZORS KICK!!!! … But RRS moves out of the way of the kick, and RRS from behind pulls Mak and drop the back of his head STRAIGHT into his knee! And RRS shifts his position and delivers a nasty neckbreaker into the canvas! What a comeback here! As RRS covers Mak!! 1!!!!……………2!!!!!!………………… but Mak kicks out JUST at the last second!

WWEFan: This match has gotten real exciting now! Both of these guys are making their way back on their feet, but ofcorse it’s RRS back up first, as Mak is just barely up… and RRS BLATANTLY KICKS MAK STRAIGHT INTO THE GROIN!!! AND RRS DELIVERS A HURRICANA, SENDING MAK SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!! That takes ALOT of accuracy to do… and now Mak gets out of the corner in writhing pain, as he turns around and RRS goes for ANOTHER Hurricana…. but RRS instead keeps spinning in mid-motion… and Mak GUILLOTINE DROPS RRS STRAIGHT INTO THE TOP ROPE!!!

Mr.DEDEDE: And BOTH MEN fall down!! MAN, I may not be a fan of him, but it takes GREATNESS to be able to do something like that, after having your shoulder driven into Steel! But we see the effects of that, as Mak and RRS are both down… and…. after a moment. … RRS is back up to his feet first, as Mak is leaned back on the ropes and RRS turns around.. and RRS runs STRAIGHT TOWARDS MAK FOR THE SPEAR!! OH NO!!! — But Mak kicks RRS STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE!! And RRS turns around, as that nose is oozing AGAIN with blood! And RRS turns back around towards Mak, as Mak pulls RRS towards him!! And Mak DELIVERS THE MAK-END!!! THE MAK-END!!!! DRIVING RRS STRAIGHT INTO THE RING!!!

WWEFan: AND MAK COVERS, HOOKS THE LEG! 1!!!!!…………..2!!!!…………. 3!!!!………. ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( Mak’s music plays, as he gets back up and the ref raises his hand )
Announcer: The winner of this match…. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!

Mr.DEDEDE: I gotta hand it to him, Mak IMPRESSED me tonight!

WWEFan: The both of these guys put on a SHOW! I- I’m at a loss for words! This was like a TITLE match! Mak and RRS just threw everything including the kitchen sink at eachother!!! And it was Mak who GOT HIM with that Mak-End!!! That was GREAT!

Mr.DEDEDE: Look at the both of them! Look at Mak! Look at RRS! They look pretty busted up, and this match is just a testament to what our EAW Superstars and Legends have, do and always WILL do every week in and week out! Nothing but respect for the two of these guys!

WWEFan: EAW’s self-professed _# 1 Legend is victorious! ..

( Camera fades backstage to HRDO, as he is walking backstage holding his World Heavyweight Championship and is approached by Max A. Million )

HRDO: Whatsup, Max…

Max A. Million: Hey, HRDO I just wanted to know some of your thoughts heading into arguably, the biggest, most storied Triple Threat Match in EAW History.

HRDO: Great way to ask a great question… well Max its no rocket science how big this is. If you want to be practical, you could just say that yes, HRDO does have much reason to win tonights match. I’m facing the guy who screwed me at Pain for Pride 1, and the other guy who not only screwed me at PFP 1, but set me on FIRE at Midsummer Massacre 1 and almost destroyed my career once and for all.

HRDO: But if you’re more of an inside think, you’ll understand fully that this match means more than just that to me. It’s not even revenge anymore, its about establishment. You know, Max, when the best in this sport is brought up, I want you to say this off the top of your dome… who’s name do you think of? NO THINKING AT ALL.

Max A. Million: Uhm well ofcorse you’re in there… but honestly DDD, HBB, Mak Banks Jay

HRDO: Exactly.. thank you for being honest. Even though you’re standing in front of the man, when the youth of today are talking in their living rooms over who’s the best.. my name is instantly forgotten. It’s not until 5 minutes later, where people say “oh yeah, HRDO, he’s great too”… Is that not motivation enough?

HRDO: I haven’t weasled my way into World Titles and joined myself in elite groups to win Championships or let alone matches… I dont screw management figuratively, and literally screw everyone else over for my benefits. I have fought every single match of my CAREER the way it should be. Face to Face. No lies. And some people can say “well it doesn’t work like that anymore”, and it’s a very sad thing that it doesn’t. However that’s not going to change the way I am. And you can leave me out of this conversation for all I care, because I can’t change the way you think of me..

HRDO: But tonight, I can at least try. Tonight I can bring the name “HRDO” to much newer heights than anything you’ve ever seen. Tonight I can prove false manifestos like “nice guys finish last” and “in this world, cheaters do win”, I can put those saying to a REST. Because I’ve never needed cheating. Maybe the way I am has only slowed me down compared to the other urchins who’ve sold their souls and relinquished their manhood for their glory… but I’m more of a big picture kind of guy.

HRDO: Because those names that you’ve listed, those names just bring me back to one point. And back to this one saying: “Most Kings get their heads cut off”… Meaning… that you can spend your entire career in glory and ADMIRATION and FEAR, and even make your departure retaining all of those qualities… but theres a reason why I havent reached “DDD, Mak and Banks” heights. It’s because when they reached that “Kingly” status… they had to get either one of their heads cut off…. just sit with that for a minute…

HRDO: Either one of their heads cut off… But HRDO is NOT “most kings”…. HRDO is truly the UNCROWNED King of EAW. HRDO is one of the FEW, who haven’t gotten their head removed and is the ONLY king who hasn’t gotten his glory… These last few months have been a dawning. My crown is already lifted over my head by the priest. And my sword ( HRDO pats his World Heavyweight Championship ) … has already been pulled out of the stone. Tonight I finally get to use it, and set it down for good.

( HRDO walks off of the scene )

(Commercials Air)

(Camera fades in to Flashback at the podium)

Flashback: Alright guys… With all the matches we’ve seen… with all the awards presented… It’s now time to hand out the highest honor of the night.. It’s the EXTREMIST OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!!!

(Extremist of the Year graphic appears on the screen as well as clips from Y2Impact, Cyclone, HBB, HRDO, CM Banks and Extreme Enigma)

Flashback (opening the envelope): And the winner is…..

(A drumroll is played throughout the arena, as the clips from the men nominated continue to play on the tron)

Flashback: The TOP performer of the year 2010 is none other than…..

(Y2Impact’s music hits)

Flashback: Y-2-IMMMMMMMMMMPAAAAAAAAAAACCCTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

Flashback: Y2Impact also received the tag team of the year award with his partner, Saint Anger!

(Impact approaches the podium)

Y2Impact: 8-)… I thought so. I knew that the Greatest Man on this PLANET would be the rightful man of choice for this award. I’ll gladly take that trophy off your hands now, my pal, Flashback. Now, if you excuse me… as much as this award means to me… I have important things to attend to…

(Impact begins to leave with his award, but the camera man turns the camera, knocking it into Impact and dropping him to the floor accidentally)

Stew-O: :O:O What the HELL is going on here?!

WWEFan: IMPACT JUST GOT LEVELED WITH THAT CAMERA!!

(The camera man stands over Impact with concern as EMTs begin to file out of the stage entrance to check on Impact)

Stew-O: Damn… what an unfortunate incident… but as Impact is being checked on, the show must go on they say… with our MAIN EVENT of the evening!!

( The titantron shows Banks winning the EAW title, and celebrating with the Generation Genesis, and hitting the GTR )

( Banks’ music plays as he comes out to the ring )

Announcer: The following is a Three-way match, scheduled for one fall!! Introducing first! From New Jersey, weighing 220 poooounds… C!! M!!! BAAANKS!!!!

( Titantron shows DEDEDE hitting Spears, winning World titles, and celebrating on top of a Cinderblock Cell )

( Mr. DEDEDE’s music plays as he walks out confidently holding his title )

Announcer: And from Fort Lauderdale, weighing 240 poooundss… he is the RATED R SUPERSTARRR!!! THE EAW CHAAAAAMPIOOON!!!! MISTER DEEEE!!! DEEE!!!! DEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

( The titantron shows HRDO hitting Chokeslams, before showing him celebrating his World title in the Chamber )

( A huge fireball shoots up from both corners of the Titantron and HRDO walks to the ring holding his title belt )

Announcer: And from Orlando, Florida! Weighing in at 290 poooounds…. he is the EAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOORLD!! H!!! R!!! D!!!! OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: And here comes our final contestant, folks! In this colossal, gigantic, MASSIVE clash of three titans! Three of the greatest competitors these Fans have had the privilege to see in action!

WWEfan: And THREE is the key number here… and how could this be any more fitting? On the three year anniversary, three EAW Hall of Famers who have been here since the very beginning, will fight for the bragging rights among EAW Legends…

( HRDO sets his title down at ringside as he climbs into the ring and the three of them stare down )

Deadprez: And here…… we…. ( Ding! Ding! Ding! ) GO!!! As HRDO quickly launches himself at Mr.DEDEDE, taking him down with a Shoulder Tackle! Banks steps out of the way, as HRDO does an Elbow Drop on the EAW Champ and fires some quick punches at him! But now Banks approaches and kicks HRDO right in the gut, as he winces in pain! And Banks puts HRDO in a Headlock, trying to wear down the big man early on in this matchup… but HRDO overpowers him, lifting him off his feet and dropping him with a Side Slam! Now DEDEDE is up and he runs at HRDO, taking him down with a Bulldog!

WWEfan: What a hectic start to this match! As DEDEDE goes for a quick pin on HRDO, but HRDO powers out before even a 1-count! And HRDO gets back up, and the two of them start exchanging fists! But here comes Banks, running at his opponents… but hang on! HRDO and DEDEDE both grab Banks as they hoist him up into the air! And they drop Banks over the top rope and he smashes into the concrete floor!!

Deadprez: I’m pretty sure that’s a first… HRDO and DEDEDE working together! And HRDO looks down at Banks, BUT WATCH OUT HRDO! DON’T TURN AROUND! DEDEDE THERE’S WITH A SPEAR ON HRDO!!! SPEAR ON HRDO FROM NOWHERE! WAIT! HRDO LEAPS OVER THE SPEAR!! AS DEDEDE CRASHES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND LANDS DOWN ON TOP OF BANKS AT RINGSIDE!!

WWEfan: HRDO narrowly escaped defeat there! Because that Spear was heading his way! But now HRDO stands alone in the ring and his opponents are in a heap on the floor! And HRDO climbs up to the top rope, what’s he planning on doing here?!? Just as Banks gets to his feet… OH MY! HRDO LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE TOP ROPE AT BANKS! BUT BANKS DODGES AND HRDO CRASHES FACE-FIRST INTO THE CROWD BARRICADE!! Bad move for HRDO! And now Banks looks to capitalise, as he grabs HRDO by the head and smashes it back down into the barricade! And he does it again, and again, repeatedly! Now Banks knees HRDO in the face a few times, before dropping him with a DDT!!

Deadprez: HRDO has been, as they say, busted open! And Banks is looking more and more impressive in this match, as he drags HRDO into the ring… Banks climbs to the top rope, and he does a Flying Leg Drop on the World Champ! HRDO’s flat on his back as Banks goes for the pin! 1…………….. 2…..… but DEDEDE grabs Banks from outside the ring and pulls his legs either side of the ring post! OUCH! As Banks’ groin area collides with that steel post, and he screams out in agony! As DEDEDE has a twisted, amused look on his face! And DEDEDE now searches under the ring, bringing out the standard weapon… A steel chair! He slides into the ring, as DEDEDE SMACKS HRDO STRAIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!!! Just as HRDO was trying to get to his feet! Now he lifts Banks up to his feet…. AND DEDEDE CLOCKS BANKS OVER THE HEAD AS WELL WITH THE CHAIR!! DEDEDE HAS BRUTALLY LAID OUT HIS OPPONENTS!! Just look at that wound opening up on HRDO’s forehead! DEDEDE could go for the pin on either one! But he doesn’t! He climbs back out of the ring, and searches under it! Bringing out yet ANOTHER Steel Chair!! What the hell??

WWEfan: DEDEDE brings the next Chair into the ring, he’s got two of them! He sets one underneath HRDO’s head! And he lifts the other one high into the sky… NO! This is getting bad for HRDO! AS DEDEDE SMACKS STRAIGHT DOWN INTO HRDO’S SKULL!! HE DOES THE CON-CHAIR-TO!!! WITH A LOOK OF RAGE AND PLEASURE IN HIS EYES!! AND HE DOES IT AGAIN!!! HRDO IS OUT!! I ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR HIM!

Deadprez: AND DEDEDE ROLLS HRDO ONTO HIS BACK FOR A COVER! BALL GAME!! 1!!!!!!!!………….. 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…….. 3!!!! BUT BANKS IS THERE TO BREAK IT UP!! Banks saves himself from defeat! But DEDEDE clobbers Banks between the legs with a low blow!! He’s furious that he broke up his pin! But Banks responds with an Enziguiri Kick right to the temple! As DEDEDE falls down! AND BANKS GOES IMMEDIATELY TO COVER HRDO!! 1……………. 2………… but DEDEDE jumps on top of Banks to prevent him from winning! Now these men are brawling, Banks rakes DEDEDE’s eye but DEDEDE punches him in the jaw! And now they both fall outside of the ring, continuing to brawl angrily! Banks is seizing the upper hand, as he whips DEDEDE knee-first into the Ring Steps!

WWEfan: DEDEDE moves back towards Banks, but Banks picks him up onto his shoulders! GOING FOR THE GTR!! Or not… it seems Banks has other plans! As he walks right up the Entrance Ramp, carrying DEDEDE on his shoulders…!?! AND BANKS WALKS TO THE EDGE OF THE RAMP! RIGHT BEFORE A 20-FOOT DROP! HE’S GONNA THROW DEDEDE DOWN FOR THE FALL! BUT DEDEDE IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!!! BUT THERE’S NO STOPPING BANKS!!! AS BANKS THROWS THE BODY OF — WAIT!! DEDEDE COUNTERS IN MID-AIR!! AS DEDEDE GRABS BANKS AND THEY BOTH TUMBLE OFF THE EDGE!!! OH MY GOD!! MR DEDEDE AND BANKS BOTH DROP DOWN TO THE TECHNICAL EQUIPMENT AREA!!

Deadprez: What carnage!! And what a fitting way to celebrate the most Extreme promotion of all!! As all three of these Hall of Famers are completely incapacitated! HRDO is on his back in the ring, DEDEDE & Banks have fallen off the ramp into the technical equipment! No one’s moving!!

( A group of medics enter the arena and surround each of the incapacitated bodies )

WWEfan: Well… is this gonna be it? We’ve gotta consider the health and wellbeing of these athletes, after all…

( Mr DEDEDE, Banks and HRDO are all put on separate stretchers and carried up to the Ramp, as a medic, the referee and the ring announcer discuss )

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, I have been informed that all three of these competitors are in no condition to resume this Match.

Announcer: Therefore, I have no choice but to —

Deadprez: WAIT! HRDO is stirring! He gets off his stretcher and climbs to his feet! And he’s screaming not to call off the match! And now Banks and DEDEDE are getting up too! Somehow they’ve got strength remaining! THE MATCH CONTINUES! AS HRDO PICKS UP A STRETCHER AND THROWS IT RIGHT AT MR DEDEDE!!! Now Banks and HRDO jump back into the ring, staring each other down! NOW HRDO GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT!! He wants to go for that Chokeslam!! But DEDEDE gets into the ring, running towards – BUT HRDO GRABS DEDEDE BY THE THROAT AS WELL! SURELY HE CANNOT! NOT A DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!!! NO! BANKS AND DEDEDE OVERPOWER HIM! AND NOW BANKS AND DEDEDE ARE BOTH LIFTING HRDO UP! DOUBLETEAMING HRDO! AND BANKS AND DEDEDE DO A DOUBLE POWERBOMB ON HRDO!!!

WWEfan: WOW! But now DEDEDE aims a fist at Banks! Banks blocks it!! But DEDEDE kicks Banks in the kneecap as he screams in agony! And DEDEDE bounces off the ropes, SPRINTING AT BANKS!!! OH MY GOD!! DEDEDE GOES FOR A SPEAR ON BANKS!!! BUT BANKS GETS UP A KNEE TO BLOCK THE SPEAR!! AS DEDEDE IS IN A DAZE!! AND NOW BANKS LIFTS DEDEDE ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! BANKS CLIMBS UP THE TURNBUCKLE!! NO!!! BANKS HITS THE GTR ON DEDEDE, SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!! DEDEDE IS SURELY DONE FOR!! AND BANKS LOOKS PLEASED ABOUT IT! BUT BANKS TURNS AROUND AND THERE’S HRDO!!!

Deadprez: HRDO WRAPS HIS HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF BANKS!!! AND LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND!!! CHOKESLAM!!!!! AND HE CHOKESLAMS BANKS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!! AS HIS BACK COLLIDES WITH PURE STEEL!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!

WWEfan: HRDO DROPS DOWN ON TOP OF BANKS! FOR THE PIN! DEDEDE IS TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP TO THE RING!! 1!!!…………………… 2!!!!………………….. DEDEDE IS INCHES AWAY!!!!!! AND…….. 3? NO!! DEDEDE BREAKS UP THE PIN!! BUT HE’S TOO LATE! HRDO GETS IT!! HRDO GETS IT!! DEDEDE IS TOO LATE!! HRDO GETS THE THREE COUNT! HRDO WINS!!!

( The ref signals for the bell )

Deadprez: But DEDEDE is FURIOUS as he gets up and argues with the ref! He feels he broke up the pin before the 3-count!!

WWEfan: BUT HRDO PUNCHES DEDEDE AS HE FALLS TO THE MAT!! AND HRDO LOCKS IN THE SANDTRAP ON DEDEDE!!!! THE CROSSFACE HE CALLS THE SANDTRAP!!!! HRDO HAS JUST WON, BUT HE’S PUNISHING DEDEDE IN THE SANDTRAP!!

Deadprez: DEDEDE SCREAMS OUT IN ANGUISH! IN PAIN! AS HRDO CONTINUES TO TORTURE HIM!! THE MATCH IS OVER, BUT HRDO WON’T STOP!

WWEfan: DEDEDE IS TAPPING REPEATEDLY! BUT IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING! AS HRDO IS DAMN NEAR RIPPING HIS HEAD OFF!!!

Deadprez: HRDO finally breaks the hold! As DEDEDE writhes around in pain!

( HRDO’s music plays as he’s handed his title and holds an arm up to celebrate )

Deadprez: Now that was violent! That was gruesome! HRDO’s face may be bloodied, but he stands tall! And he has overcome two fellow Hall of Famers tonight, to cap off an incredible year for him!

WWEfan: There was a time when HRDO wouldn’t be capable of it… but tonight, he’s made sure he’s proven every single doubter wrong… the World Heavyweight Champion is absolutely on top of his game!

( HRDO exits the ring, before grabbing a microphone and stepping back in )

Deadprez: Well this is a surprise… but HRDO is gonna address the crowd here tonight..

HRDO: Thank you… thank you… but… it’s time I put an end to this.

( HRDO lays down his World Heavyweight title on the mat )

HRDO: Right now, I’m on top. And I won’t let that change… not ever.

HRDO: So, I’m calling it a day… thank you.

( HRDO looks up at each section of the crowd, and looks down at the fallen bodies of DEDEDE and Banks, as he smiles )

( HRDO exits the ring and walks up the ramp, not looking back and disappearing through the curtain )

( The camera focuses on the World Heavyweight title belt laying in the middle of the ring, zooming in on the name: “H.R.D.O.” )

( EAW logo fades )

Voiceover: Tonight… tonight is the forgotten event… the event that never received proper closure…. the event that is BACK to finally make its debut… TONIGHT… Extreme Answers Wrestling presents……

(The No Regards logo flashes across the screen)

Voiceover: No.. Regards…

(Camera fades into the arena as the crowd bursts into uncontrollable cheers. A huge fireworks display erupts on the stage and travels down the ramp as “The Lightning Strike: What If This Storm Ends?” by Snow Patrol blasts on the loudspeakers)

Deadprez: WELCOME!!! WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER NO REGARDS! WE ARE LIVE AND SOLD OUT IN OKLAHOMA CITY FROM THE FORD CENTER. NEARLY 20,000 PEOPLE ARE PACKED INTO THIS PLACE AND THESE PEOPLE ARE LOUD! Deadprez here alongside my broadcast partners ETR, Stew-O and Hey Yo Chico! The whole gang is here tonight to bring you this special Free-Per-View event!

Stew-O: So many rivalries, feuds, emotion-filled drama… ALL of it spills right where it belongs tonight… IN THE RING! That’s the way it’s done in this business… Expect great matches, surprises, moments… all of it will go down tonight… and go ahead and GET YOUR HOPES UP… Because no matter how high you have em.. Tonight’s event will have you going to bed tonight still excited and filled with the energy that comes NATURALLY from an EAW broadcast!

HYC: Alright guys, we get it. Tonight’s gonna be great, that’s a no brainer, why don’t we jump into the action already! We don’t have all night!

(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer)

Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and introducing first…from New Jersey….EXTREME ENIGMA!!!!!

(Extreme Enigmas music hits as he comes to the ring)

HYC: A drugged out idiot if ive ever saw one Stew, I kinda hope he loses so maybe he can get some help.

Announcer: And now I give to you…Vic Vendetta…Dollah…Shades…Freight Train…and Boxcar. they are The Boyz from a Hood near you!

(Vic Vendettas music plays as he and his boys walk down to the ring)

HYC: Finally Extreme Enigma is going to get his well deserved ass-kicking tonight! Freight Train and Extreme Enigma will start this one off!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

HYC: Freight Train already bouncing off the ropes JUST as this match begins!… Going for a early big boot!… But Extreme Enigma quickly lowers his body under the leg of Freight Train as he rebounds of the ropes once more… Extreme Enigma charges at Freight Train… But Freight Train connects a huge shoulder to chest takedown! Freight Train stomping on the gut of Extreme Enigma with his boot! Freight Train grabs the hair of Extreme Enigma pulling him upwards!… Freight Train knees the gut of Extreme Enigma! Freight Train jumping in mid air… Connecting a huge jumping knee shot to the spine of Extreme Enigma! This may look like a very big win for Vic Vendetta and his homies!

Stew: Freight Train gets back to his feet and tags in his partner Dollah! Dollah climbs to the top rope… Extreme Enigma getting back to his feet! DOLLAH DIVES FOR A SHOOTING STAR PRESS DIRECT HIT!!!… BUT EXTREME ENIGMA CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR! Extreme Enigma throws him in the air… AND PULLS HIM DOWN FOR A NECK BREAKER! Ouch! Extreme Enigma rolling out of the ring looking to finally bring extreme to this match-up! Extreme Enigma is looking under the ring… He pulls out a… sledge hammer! Look out Enigma!!… Shades smacks the spine of Extreme Enigma with a steel chair! Extreme Enigma falls back to the barricade… But now Shades is holding up the steel chair to Extreme Enigma’s face…

HYC: YES! DOLLAH IS LOOKING TO FLY…. DOLLAH JUMPS AT EXTREME ENIGMA!!… CONNECTING A HUGE DROPKICK TO THE CHAIR FORCING EXTREME ENIGMA OVER THE BARRICADE! Extreme Enigma is out-cold in the fans! But that isn’t stopping Dollah… Shades hops the barricade pulling the body of Extreme Enigma up! Dollah jumps on the barricade… DIVING BODY ATTACK!!!… BUT EXTREME ENIGMA CATCHES HIM! EXTREME ENIGMA DELIVERS A HUGE SPINEBUSTER TO AN OPEN FANS CHAIR! Shades is now looking to attack Extreme Enigma… BUT EXTREME ENIGMA KICKS THE GUT OF SHADES… TWIST OF HATE!! TWIST OF HATE!!… CONNECTING!

Stew: Enigma is on a roll! Extreme Enigma gets up pulling Dollah up with him… Enigma just tosses the body of Dollah right over that barricade! Wait… What’s this? Vic Vendetta is hiding under that barricade with the sledgehammer where Extreme Enigma is!!… Watch out again Enigma!… Extreme Enigma climbs over the barricade… SLEDEHAMMER SHOT RIGHT TO THE JAW! Enigma’s jaw must be broken in two… Extreme Enigma falls straight to the ground! Vic Vendetta throws the sledgehammer at him and walks back over to his corner laughing. Dollah is back up on his feet now… He is looking under the ring for a weapon! Dollah pulls out…. A kendo stick! Dollah is rapidly smacking that kendo stick all over the back of Extreme Enigma! You can probably hear those smacks up in the cheap-seats!

HYC: Dollah grips the hair of Extreme Enigma tossing him in the middle of the ring! Extreme Enigma is dangling on the top rope… That’s a good thing for Vic Vendetta! Dollah is looking to get high-fly again! Extreme Enigma is staggering in the middle of the ring!!… TWISTING BODY ATTACK!!.. CONNECTING! Shades is finally getting up from the fans from that Twist of Hate he got earlier! Dollah not even looking to end it here… Dollah tags in his partner Boxcar! Damn, Boxcar just might break our ring… He’s fat. Boxcar holds Extreme Enigma’s neck pulling him to his feet! Boxcar whips him quickly in to the corner! Boxcar runs at him!… But Extreme Enigma with his shoulder up! Extreme Enigma is sending kicks, punches, head butts, anything he can to get back in this match!!… EXTREME ENIGMA SPRING OFF THE ROPE… WHISPER IN THE WIND… CONNECTING!!! WAIT…. NO!!! BOXCAR CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR AND POWERBOMBS HIM TO THE CANVAS! Boxcar with the cover!!!…

ONEEEEEEEE!!!

TWOOOOOOOO!!!

….. AND ….

EXTREME ENIGMA GETS A SHOULDER UP!

Stew: Shades is finally back up on his corner… And Extreme Enigma is barelly hanging on in this match! Boxcar walks over to Shades and tags him in! Shades gets in the ring looking at his downed opponent. Just look at that smirk coming across his face! I think he’s looking for a bit of revenge… Shades is walking back to his corner?!?! It appears that he’s whispering something in Freight Train’s ear. Freight Train jumps down looking under the ring for something?… Shades runs off the ropes while Freight Train searches the ring!… Shades connects a quick lower-dropkick to the ribs of Extreme Enigma! Whoa… Freight Train just tosses in a glass table, and a barbwire platform! This is not looking good for Extreme Enigma! Shades walks over to the glass table setting it up… Then placing the barbwire platform right over it!

HYC: Yes, c’mon Shades get that bastard Enigma! Shades is now picking up the head of Extreme Enigma tucking his head in-between his arms… SHADES IS TRYING TO SUPLEX EXTREME ENIGMA RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE, AND BARBWIRE PLATFORM!!!… BUT EXTREME ENIGMA LOCKS HIS LEGS… AND CONNECTS A HUGE SUPLEX OF HIS OWN TO SHADES! NO! C’MON SHADES! Extreme Enigma quickly getting to his feet… As well Shades is too! Extreme Enigma knee’s the gut of Shades, and tosses him right on the barbwire platform on that glass table! Extreme Enigma takes one of the barbwire wires off… And wraps Shades in it! Extreme Enigma is climbing the top rope… NO! You idiot don’t go for it… ENIGMA IS LEAPING DAMNIT!!… FALL FROM GRACE!!!!!!… CONNECTING!! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!!!

Stew: YES! YES! YES! Shades was just sent through that barbwire, and glass table! He deserved every single bit of pain he’s going through right now!!! Extreme Enigma is slowly getting to his feet… Bending over gripping the head of Shades!! BUT OUT OF NOWHERE VIC VENDETTA SICSSOR KICKS EXTREME ENIGMA DOWN! WHAT THE HELL?! HE ISN’T THE LEGAL MAN! Vic drags the arm of Shades right over Extreme Enigma’s body! Not this way!!!… Vic Vendetta yelling at the referee to pin as he goes back to his corner!!!…

ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOO!!!

….. AND ….

THREEEEEEEEEE!!!

WAIT!!! EXTREME ENIGMA GETS HIS LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! YES!!

HYC: NO! THIS SHOULD BE OVER! How does he do it? This is just crazy! Extreme Enigma rolls to the outside… Shades is now slowly crawling over to Dollah’s hand! Extreme Enigma is laying on the outside next to the apron right in front of us Stew! Shades now tags the hand of Dollah!… Dollah drops down… Hold on…

(HYC pulls off his monitor and hands it to Dollah)… (HYC sits back down)

There we go… that should be fair. NOW HIT HIM WITH IT DOLLAH! Dollah is measuring the body of Extreme Enigma… Dollah swings the monitor at the skull of Extreme Enigma!!!… BUT ENIGMA TOSSES SOME TYPE OF WHITE DUST IN DOLLAH’S EYES! WOW! Crack head… Extreme Enigma kicks the gut of Dollah… TWIST OF HATE ON THE MONITOR!!… DAMNIT TO HELL! IT CONNECTS!

Stew: Chico, stop being a biased bastard. Extreme Enigma now taking the chair of the bell keeper… AND HE SMACKS BOXCARS, SHADES, AND FREIGHT TRAINS SPINES!!! THEY ALL FALL OFF THE APRON! EXTRME ENIGMA SMACKS EACH OF THEIR SKULLS!!! THEY ALL FALL DOWN! Enigma is now mouthing to Vic “I’m coming for you…” Extreme Enigma walks over to the body of Dollah, and tosses him in the ring right next to Vic Vendetta! Extreme Enigma slides in the ring looking at Vic Vendetta telling him to bring it. Vic Vendetta smiles and tags himself in! Dollah rolls to the outside… Now we get to see these two go at it! After all this time of Vic Vendetta using his damn homies to beat the living hell out of Extreme Enigma… I really don’t know if we could call this fair.

HYC: Biased asshole? Screw you Stew-O… Vic Vendetta is way superior to Extreme Crack-head. Extreme Enigma already taking the early advantage here… He spears Vic Vendetta right in to Vic’s corner!!! Extreme Enigma is sending his shoulder rapidly at the gut of Vic Vendetta!!.. Extreme Enigma backs up from Vic, as he falls down to the mat. Extreme Enigma is walking a bit backwards… AND RUNS AT VIC VENDETTA!!… HE USES THE ROPES TO CONNECT A SWINGING BOOTS TO THE FACE!!! Vic Vendetta quickly falls to the mat! Extreme Enigma pulling his legs to the middle of the ring… Extreme Enigma holding both legs up! Connecting a legdrop right to Vic’s groin! Extreme Enigma is finally taking the control of this match! Extreme Enigma is now looking at the sledgehammer that Vic smashes his jaw with…

Stew: Yes, you biased asshole, Chico! Extreme Enigma is smirking at that sledgehammer…. He picks it up looking around at the fans!!!… BUT WAIT HERE COMES DOLLAH, BOXCAR, FREIGHT TRAIN, AND SHADES!!!…. BUT EXTREME ENIGMA SENDS A SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT TO ALL OF THEIR HEADS!!! THEY’RE ALL BUSTED OPEN! BUT VIC COMES BEHIND ENIGMA… AND ENIGMA SENDS A BACK-SHOT WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER TO HIS NUTS!!! GOODLUCK HAVING KIDS NOW VIC! Extreme Enigma drops the sledgehammer… and calls for a chair from the fans! A fan throws him his chair… Extreme Enigma places it on the mat… HE KICKS VIC IN THE GUT… TWIST OF HATE!!!!… EXTREME ENIGMA ROLLS VIC VENDETTA OVER… CLIMBING THE TO THE TOP ROPE NOW!!… HE’S NOT DONE!!! HE LEAPS!!! FALL FROM GRACEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!…. CONNECTING! YES! PIN HIM!… THE COVER!!!!

ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!…

TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

…………. AND ……………….

THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… EXXXXTREEEEEEEMEEEEEEE… ENIGGGMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

HYC: I can’t believe this… this guy is the last guy we want people looking up to. He’s so messed up, he makes Charlie Sheen look like the Pope… Unbelievable…

Stew-O: Let’s not pick sides, Chico… Extreme Enigma won this match fair and square… with such a great finish too! That HUGE Fall From Grace sealed the deal for the 2-Time EAW Champion! What a match to kick off the show!

(Camera fades backstage and shows Kendra Shamez walking down the hall)

(Kendra walks up to a door that says “Control Room” and walks in, closing the door behind her)

(Camera fades back out to the ring)

Announcer: And this match is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall…And introducing first…from the streets of Harlem… HOVAAAAAAAAA!!!!

(Hovas music plays as he comes out)

Announcer: And introducing next, from Charlotte North Carolina…I give to you the one and only ASHTEN CROSS!!!

(Ashten Cross’s music plays over the arena)

HYC: Heres my pick to win it Stew, this man is on his game tonight.

(One Mic by Nas plays over the loud speakers of the arena as everybody is confused as Hova looks squarely at the ramp as MK walks out)

(A microphone drops from the rafters and falls into MK’s hand)

Mister K: Expecting Somebody else Hova? TOO FUCKING BAD… BECAUSE THE MAN YOU WERE GONNA GET THE SHIT BEATEN UP OUT YOUR THROAT BY ALL ALONG IS THE ONE AND ONLY

MIIIIISSSSSSSTTTTTEEEERRRRR………..KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

…………………..K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: AND ITS ON!!! Hova AND AC ARE BRAWLING, PUNCH AFTER PUNCH AFTER PUNCH!!!!! Hova and AC have hated eachother ever since the mystery attacks! AC throws Rights and Lefts ALL over Hova, but Hova blocks one punch, and PUNCHES AC Into The gut!!! Hova Does a Huge Slap to the face of AC, and AC does a Lou Thez Press RIGHT into Hova and throws Rights and Lefts to The Skull of The Master MC!!! AC is up.. And AC Stomps at Hova, until MK comes From Behind, and does a German Suplex!!!!!! But AC elbows out of it, Springboards off the Ropes and Does THE UPTOWN SHOCK EARLY IN THE MACH!!! But MK moves out of the way and AC lands Right onto his Knee’s!!! And MK hits a Swinging Neckbreaker!!!!!

HYC: Hova is up, and runs at MK with a Clothesline, But MK throws a Stiff Right Hand into Hova’s Forehead! Hova is back up, and MK does a Spinning ScoopSlam… And MK bounces off the ropes and Drops a Big Knee RIGHT into Hova’s Temple!!! AC is up, and MK Grabs him, but AC does a Head-to-HeadButt!!! And AC Quickly goes behind MK and does a White Russian Leg-Sweep! MK is laying on his side, and AC bounces off the ropes and does a Baseball Slide! AC Gets up, and Ashten waits for Hova to get up first… But as AC focuses his Attention on Hova, MK is already up, and AC turns around as MK kicks AC in the gut… AND GOES FOR A M!K CHECK!!!!

Stew-O: But AC Grabs Both arms, and shoves them as MK falls Flat on his back! And AC Holds The Legs of MK, and does A Legdrop RIGHT onto The Groin of MK!!!! AND HERE COMES Hova OUT OF NOWHERE.. AND HOVA HITS THE FLATLINER!!! But AC lands to the outside.. and Hova focuses his Attention to MK, and as MK gets up, Irish whips MK toward the turnbuckle, but MK does a reverse Whip to the turnbuckle instead! And MK Runs at Hova with a Huge Clothesline, and MK hooks Hova’s neck and does a Facebuster into the middle of the ring! MK Hooks The Leg, 1……….2………… But Hova kicks out of the near fall. MK picks up Hova… And as AC gets up.. MK THROWS HOVA OUT OF THE RING AS HE LANDS ONTO ASHTEN CROSS!!! And Both men are out, as MK follows to the outside of the ring, and Looks for a weapon under the ring!

HYC: MK grabs a Kendo Stick in his hands…. And MK Grabs Hova.. AND MK CHOKES HOVA WITH THE KENDO STICK!!!! And MK attempts to throw HOVA RIGHT into the Steel Steps.. Bout out of nowhere AC hits MK RIGHT onto the spine with A Kendo Stick! And Hova Throws MK RIGHT into The Steel Steps!!!! AC is on the Ring Apron… And AC Runs onto the Apron and attempts A flying Clothesline!!!! But Hova Throws AC HEADFIRST INTO THE STEEL GUARD RAIL!!! And AC Lands into the Crowd Area, and lands onto the Concrete! Hova Grabs MK, and presses his boot RIGHT into his Jaw!

Stew-O: Hova knows the game, he knows to Stay on your opponent WHENEVER Theyre decapitated, and Hova grabs That Kendo Stick… and is CHOKING MK with it now, and SNAPS it in Half!!! Hova Grabs MK, and Rams his head RIGHT into the Steel Guard Rail, and RIGHT onto the ring apron until both men reach one of the announce tables! Hova attempts to ram MKs’ head again! But MK stops the impact, and Hova Clothesline’s MK and himself RIGHT onto the Spanish Announce Table! MK Grabs one of the Television Monitors…. AND MK RAMS IT RIGHT OVER Hova’S HEAD!!! Hova is laid out onto the announce table, and MK gets on the table…. And MK ATTEMPTS TO PILEDRIVE HOVA THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! But look at this!!! Hova summons up Enough Strength to Reverse into a Backbody DROP… BUT THE TABLE STILL ISNT BROKEN!!!

HYC: Ashten takes quick advantage, and slides Hova into the ring, and AC waits till Hova is up.. and AC Springs off of the ropes.. and does a HUGE DDT as Hova’s Crashes into the ring!!! Now AC Covers with the pin! 1…………….2…………….. but Hova kicks out! Hova gets up, and AC tries a Hiptoss, but Hova Stops it, and elbows Ashten into the forehead.. bounces off the ropes and Hits a Stiff Clothesline!!! Now Hova climbs to the top rope… and Hova jumps off the turnbuckle and SMASHES That Elbow right onto the Heart of Ashten! Now Hova goes back onto the top rope… AND HOVA ATTEMPTS A FROGSPLASH!!!!!!!! AND HOVA HITS IT, AND HOOKS THE LEG!!! 1…………..!!!……2!!!!!!!!!…………………3. Wait, no! AC kicks out RIGHT as The Referee’s hand hit the mat! I Believe that ACs’ Heart momentarily Stopped, and Hova is taking HUGE advantage of it!!! Hova Picks up Ashten, and Hova throws AC SHOULDER 1ST Into The Steel Turnbuckle!!!

Stew-O: MK slides into the ring, and MK throws a Clothesline on Hova, and Hova slams into the Ring! MK picks up Hova, and MK carries Hova on his shoulder and does.. A RUNNING POWERSLAM!!! Ashten Runs at MK… but MK turns around.. AND DOES A SPINEBUSTER ON AC AS HE LANDS FORCEFULL ONTO HOVA’S GUT!!! And MK Covers Both men with a pin! 1…………2……….. but Both Hova and AC kicks out! MK goes to the outside of the ring.. and MK grabs… A Trashcan!!! And inside the Trashcan is a Steel Chair and a Kendo Stick, as MK throws the Trashcan into the ring…Hova hits a Baseball slide on the apron, as Hova’ boot smashes into MKs’ Face!!! HOVA Springboards onto the ropes…. And Attempts a Crossbody to the outside.. BUT AC GRABS HOVA AND AC CRASHLANDS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH THE QUEEN CITY CRUSHER!!! AC waits till Hova is up.. AND AC RUNS AT HOVA.. UPTOWN SHOCK!!!!!!!

HYC: MK is in the ring, and The Referee counts!!! 1……………2……………………..!!!!!!!!….. but MK pulls AC off of Hova!!! AC had the match WON! MK picks up AC… and MK does…. THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB!!! But AC Reverses it into a DDT!!! RIGHT ONTO THAT TRASHCAN!!! And Ashten Cross Grabs MK, Hooking the leg! 1…………..2…………… but MK kicks out!!! I wasnt certain that even MISTER K could kick out of that!! AC picks up MK, and Does a Hooked Suplex… But MK Reverses and hits The Snap Suplex! And i dont think AC has the size required to his a readied Suplex onto MK!!! AC slowly gets up… and Here Comes Hova With a Bulldog and ACs Face crashes RIGHT ONTO THE TRASHCAN!!! Hova Grabs the Steel Chair now.. and as AC face is planted on the Trashcan… AND Hova DOES A SINGLE MAN CON-CHAIR-TO!!!! BUT MK IS UP BEHIND HOVA…AND MK HAS THAT BUSTED KENDO STICK IN HAND…HOVA TURNS AROUND AS MK STABS HOVA RIGHT IN THE RIBS!!!, AND OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE SPLINTERS STUCK IN THE MANS SKIN!!!…AND MK DRAPES THE ARM OVER HIS SHOULDER…M!K CHECK ONTO THE MAT…AND HERES THE PIN!!!

REF:1………………2………………….3!!!!!!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match…. MISTERRRRRRRRRRRR… KKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

HYC: MK takes it home! A well fought match by these guys… but the Monarch of the Mic takes the ‘W’ after BRUTALLY spearing Hova in the midsection with a splintered Kendo Stick, then following up with the M!K Check for the pin.. and the win!

Stew-O: MK’s been saying for a while that he’s on his way back to the top of EAW… Could this be the spark he needs?…

(Camera fades backstage to Flashback standing by with CM Banks who is wearing a Referee’s Uniform)

Flashback: Hope everyone’s enjoying the show thus far! Flashback here with CM Banks who is set to officiate the Vixens Championship match between champion, Kendra Shamez.. and Banks’ wife, Maria.. Now Banks… what was your motive for turning on Kendra during your tag match against Hawk and Maria on Showdown? Does this mean you’re going to call the match in favor of Maria tonight?…

CM Banks: My motive? My motive is that the chick is a lying bitch. She doesn’t deserve that Vixens Championship she’s got… My Maria should be the champion. All Kendra’s trying to do is stir up controversy to get into Maria’s head… and Kendra, it’s not working. She, Hawk and myself all know that what you’re saying is LIES… and tonight… Let’s just say that I’m not afraid to bend the rules a bit.

Flashback: But Banks… How do you really know that Kendra’s lying? She showed part of the tape on Showdown a few weeks ago!

CM Banks: Oh please… If Kendra really had a tape of Maria cheating on me with Hawk… she woulda showed the whole thing rather than them just sitting on the couch in the dressing room… And don’t you think it’s rather suspicious that she decided to play the tape during MY match? She wanted to cause a distraction and cost me my match… and I’ll give her credit for that one… She succeeded.

Flashback: Banks… Why do you think Kendra would do all of this… and go THIS FAR with it? I don’t think any normal person would do this unless it were true!

CM Banks: Exactly, Flash… Kendra is NOT normal… Listen.. Kendra is one whacked out broad… Remember those reports on the dirt sheets that Kendra and I were seen on a date? Never happened. She was the one who started those rumors… She was trying to fulfill her fantasy by making up stories that she probably believes are true inside that insane head of hers… Once Maria and I got hitched… Her mission was to break us apart from the beginning… She couldn’t stand to see the man she loved married to another woman… a woman MUCH more beautiful, sexy… and a MUCH better vixen than she will ever be.

Flashback: But–

CM Banks: SHUT UP ALREADY… No more “But this” or “But that” from you… That’s all I’m gonna say… I speak the truth… Now, I have a match to call… “right down the middle” (HEHE)

(CM Banks walks away as the camera fades back out to the arena)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for ONE FALL… and it is for the VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP!!

(Maria’s music hits as she comes out with CM Banks)

Ring Announcer: Entering first… the CHALLENGER.. accompanied by the Special Referee of this match…. MARIAAAAAAAA… and C-M.. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKKKSSSS!!!!

Deadprez: Welcome back to ringside and we’re set to bring you tonight’s Vixens Championship match as the challenger, Maria makes her way into the ring along with referee, CM Banks… This rivalry involving Banks, Maria, Hurricane Hawk and Kendra Shamez is very interesting… and so much drama each and every week.. This is gonna be interesting to watch…

(Kendra Shamez music hits)

Ring Announcer: And secondly… the VIXENNSSSS CHAMPIONNNNNN…. KENNNNNNNDRAAAAAAA SHAMEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

ETR: The champion slides into the ring now… and I gotta say… The odds are against her tonight after CM Banks re-aligned himself with wife, Maria… Banks stays on the outside as Maria is in the ring with Kendra…. Kendra approaches the ropes and stares down at Banks on the outside.. and Banks calls for the bell!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: This match is underway! Maria sprints up behind Kendra as she looks down at Banks and she rolls the champion up right away! Quick pin from Maria as Banks is already helping his wife out!

ONE!!… TWO!!!… Kickout by Kendra!

ETR: Both women rise to their feet as Maria swings a quick kick into the side of Kendra’s leg… and now another one to the opposite leg! Kendra is backed up to the ropes, as Maria grabs hold of her and whips her to the other side of the ring! Kendra hits the ropes and bounces back as Maria charges right at her with a HARD knee to the gut! Kitchen Sink from Maria!

Deadprez: Kendra slowly rises back to her feet.. and swings a kick at the standing Maria! But Maria catches her foot! Maria spins around and swings a wild elbow at Kendra’s face! It connects dead on! Kendra is rattled.. and Maria follows up with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE!!! Kendra is ROCKED and DROPPED to the canvas!

ETR: Kendra rolls under the bottom rope and uses the ropes to pull herself up on the apron… Maria heads over, but Kendra swings a big right hand to her jaw! Maria backs off as Kendra jumps to her feet on the apron! Kendra sends a forearm to Maria’s mouth! Maria stumbles back toward the center of the ring as Kendra re-enters… BUT MARIA QUICKLY TURNS AROUND AND SENDS ANOTHER KICK TO KENDRA’S RIBS!!! Kendra is dropped to her knees!

Deadprez: Kendra pushes herself back up.. and pulls Maria by the hair into a Jawbreaker! Maria falls to one knee… and Kendra looks to continue her offense… but Maria counters with a Single Leg Takedown and goes into a pin!! But Kendra powers out of it immediately and jumps to her feet as Maria is on all fours! Kendra hits the ropes and bounces back toward Maria… KNEE TO THE FACE!!! POWERFUL KNEE TO THE FACE!!! Kendra rolls Maria onto her back and hooks the leg for the pin!

ETR: But Banks won’t count! That’s the way to treat a lying bitch like Kendra! Way to go, Banks! Kendra realizes that Banks refuses to count… and POUNDS in some anger-driven forearms to Maria’s face! Maria pushes herself up to her knees… and Kendra isn’t gonna let her slip away… she locks Maria into a Full-Nelson while she’s on her knees! But Maria is able to rise to her feet as Kendra tries to tighten the hold… Maria counters the Full Nelson as she pulls Kendra up onto her shoulders!! But Kendra is HAMMERING elbows into the side of Maria’s face!

Deadprez: Maria is forced to drop Kendra… and the Vixens Champion hits the ropes right away as she rebounds back! RIGHT INTO A DROPKICK TO THE FACE FROM MARIA!! Both women get up rather slowly… and Maria swings a spin-kick into the midsection of Kendra Shamez… She whips Kendra into the corner and CHARGES in after her! HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE!! Taking a page out of her husband’s playbook as she looks to follow up with the Bulldog!!!… CONNECTED!! Maria falls over Kendra and hooks the leg! Banks goes in to count!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… Kendra BARELY kicks out!

ETR: That was a fast count from Banks! Kendra realizes that she needs to kick out FAST to make completely sure she doesn’t lose this match AND her championship! Kendra jumps to her feet.. and stumbles over toward the corner… But Maria follows her! Kendra swings a kick at Maria, but it’s caught! Maria tries to pull Kendra by the leg into a CLOTHESLINE!! But Kendra quickly ducks under harm’s way!

Deadprez: Kendra sprints away from Maria and hits the ropes! She rebounds back! BUT MARIA COUNTERS KENDRA WITH A POWERSLAM!!! A HUGE POWERSLAM FROM THE CHALLENGER AND SHE HOOKS THE LEG RIGHT AWAY!!! KENDRA HAS TO KICK OUT QUICKLY!!!

ONE!! TWO!!! THR—

ETR: Kendra kicking out again just before Banks reaches three! That’d be about 1 and a half in a normal count… but Banks has already made it clear that he’s NOT gonna be calling this one down the middle AT ALL!! He’s not afraid to bend the rules a bit! Maria is the first to get up… as Kendra gets up slowly… Maria steps up behind Kendra Shamez…. BUT KENDRA SWINGS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH AN ENZUIGIRI!!! MARIA IS ROCKED!!! AND SHE’S DOWN ON THE MAT MOTIONLESS!

Deadprez: But Kendra knows that Banks isn’t gonna count a pin… She’s staring down the Special Referee of this match, not even trying for a pin… It’s clear that Kendra is becoming frustrated… How in the world does she even have a CHANCE to win this match?! Kendra heads to the corner and rests on the turnbuckles.. as she waits for Maria to get to her feet to inflict more damage…. Maria slowly gets up…. and she heads over to the corner!! But Kendra SMACKS a kick right under Maria’s jaw as she stumbles away from the champion!

ETR: Kendra follows Maria out of the corner… BUT MARIA TURNS AROUND QUICKLY!! BITCH KICK!!! BITCH KICK FROM MARIA!!!!! KENDRA DROPS TO THE MAT UNCONSCIOUS AS MARIA DRAPES HERSELF OVER THE CHAMPION AND HOOKS THE LEG!!! THIS IS IT!!! BANKS GOES IN FOR THE COUNT!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!…..

(Maria and Hurricane Hawk are shown on the titantron as Banks stops his count)

(Banks watches as Hawk and Maria start kissing on the titantron. Maria stops the pin as Banks grabs her by the hair)

Deadprez: WOW!! IT WAS TRUE!!! LETS CUT THAT VIDEO OFF BEFORE ANY FURTHER IS SHOWN, PLEASE!! BANKS HAS MARIA BY THE HAIR IN THE RING AS HE LIFTS HER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!!

ETR: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! GO TO RETIREMENT!!! CM BANKS HITS THE G.T.R. ON HIS WIFE, MARIA!!! KENDRA IS JUST REGAINING AWARENESS AS BANKS ORDERS HER TO PIN MARIA!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!…. THREE!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and STILLLLLLL… VIXENS CHAMPIONNNN… KENNNNDRAAAA SHAMEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Deadprez: This isn’t over just yet though!! Banks is staring down at Maria as Kendra escapes the ring! CM Banks takes off his wedding ring…. and he throws it down at Maria!! Maria isn’t moving in the ring, as Banks slowly exits with an angry expression on his face! He storms back up the ramp and he’s heading backstage as medical personnel tend to Maria!

ETR: I would hide if I were Hurricane Hawk right now….

(Camera fades into the locker room of the Rated R Shaman of Sexy as he’s putting on his gear)

(HRDO storms in behind RRS and forces him up against his locker by the back of his neck)

RRS: What the fu–

HRDO: Shut up and listen to me… You’ve been acting awfully cocky lately… as far as I’m concerned… you shouldn’t even HAVE the privilege of facing me tonight in front of all these people in the main event… As you already have found out… facing me is no easy task… and BEATING me…. that’s even worse…. I don’t CARE what happened on Showdown a few weeks ago. Do NOT walk into that ring tonight with that stupid, arrogant smile on your face…. I want you to be SCARED… because that’s what you SHOULD be. I’m the most DOMINANT man in this company… and if you don’t trust me on that… then I’m going to have to SHOW you… and RRS, that’s the hard way.

(HRDO bashes RRS’ head against the lockers.. and shoves his head into one. HRDO slams the locker shut on RRS’ head and walks out of the room as RRS falls to the ground)

(Camera fades out to the ring)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is a FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH set for one fall… for the INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!

(“Mainstream” Tyler Parker’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first… MAINSTREAMMMMM… TYYYYLERRRR PARRRRKERRR!!!!

Deadprez: Back out here and we’re set to bring you the sights and sounds of the Interwire Championship match! This guy Tyler Parker has been DOMINATING as of late on Turbo and Showdown… proving week by week that he’s a legit contender to this championship!

(Superior Quality 85’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: Secondly… Fife, Scotland… weighing in at 227 pounds… SUPERIOR QUALITY 85!!!!

ETR: SQ has been turning heads as well…. SG2 chose this man to face in this Interwire Championship match tonight… and I actually think he has a good shot at taking home the gold… EVERYONE in this match does!

(Drake “The Man” Blake’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: Entering next… from Greenville, North Carolina… weighing in at 315 pounds… DRAKEEEEEE… “THE MANNNN” BLAKEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(SG2’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: And finally, from Atlanta, Georgia… weighing in at 234 pounds… the INTERWIRE CHAMMPIONNNNNN… S-G-2!!!!

Deadprez: All four men are in the ring… and it seems we’re ready to go! Ring the bell!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: And Drake Blake immediately charges in and takes down his former partner, SG2 with a big clothesline! Tyler Parker locks up with SQ and pushes him back into the corner as SQ’s back collides with the hard turnbuckles! SQ leans in though… and counters Tyler Parker, flipping him over the top rope and onto the ring apron! SQ85 DRIVES in an elbow shot to the face of Parker that sends him to ringside! He’s holding his face like it just got shattered, this guy is more worried about his looks than the match!

ETR: Drake has SG2 under control… and lifts him up to his feet, driving a BIG right hand to the side of his jaw! It rattles the Interwire Champion, but he remains standing as SQ looks on! SQ approaches SG2 from behind and nails a Forearm Club to his back, sending him right back toward Drake Blake! Drake hammers in another right hand to SG2… and backs off the ropes! Blake bounces forward and TAKES SG2 down with another clothesline!

Deadprez: Drake is standing over SG2, taunting him excessively! SQ is warily wandering around behind Drake… and slides in behind him, ROLLING HIM UP FOR THE PIN!! SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… Kickout from Drake Blake!!

Deadprez: Close call for Drake there… SQ almost took home the title in the opening seconds of this match! Drake pops back up, adrenaline pumping from nearly being pinned as he takes down SQ85 with another clothesline! SQ is trying to get back to his feet… and Drake lifts him up the rest of the way and leads him over toward the corner… he BASHES SQ’s skull into the top turnbuckle! Now a European Uppercut! Drake follows the uppercut with a combination of lefts and rights into SQ’s midsection!

ETR: He grabs SQ by the arm.. and whips him across the ring into the opposite corner! BUT SQ KICKS HIS LEGS UP!! Drake stumbles away… as SQ propels himself to the top rope!! He jumps from the top!! DIVING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE THAT DROPS DRAKE BLAKE TO THE CANVAS!! SQ85 hooks the leg of Drake again just as SG2 is regaining alertness!

ONE!!… TWO!!!… But SG2 breaks the pin, diving on top of SQ!!

Deadprez: SG2 lifts SQ to his feet… and attempts to whip him off the ropes! But SQ swings around and counters with a Reverse Irish Whip that sends the Interwire Champ to the ropes… SG2 rebounds back… and SQ ducks his shoulder, sending SG2 UP and OVER the top rope and down to the floor with a Back Body Drop!

ETR: Drake is still down… and with SG2 out of the ring, SQ climbs back up to the top rope! But he needs to look out for Tyler Parker!! PARKER SPRINTS INTO THE RING AND PUSHES ONE OF SQ’S LEGS OFF THE ROPE!! SQ is caught up on the top rope… and Tyler Parker sends a stomp into the back of Drake’s head while he’s down… Parker turns back to Superior Quality 85… and sends a shot right across the face!

Deadprez: Tyler Parker isn’t done there though… he climbs up to the top rope with SQ! He pulls the dazed SQ85 into a front headlock and he could be going for a Superplex! But hold on! Drake Blake is back to his feet and sends a forearm to Drake Blake’s back as he’s up on the top rope with SQ under control! Drake slips under Tyler Parker and has him in position for a Powerbomb off of the top rope!

ETR: But Tyler Parker is raining down punches to the top of Drake’s head as Drake is trying to bring him down with the Powerbomb! He’s able to knock “The Man” away and remains standing on the second rope now! But SQ sends a right hand to the mouth of Parker and he falls from the second rope, standing right in front of Drake in the ring! SQ stands up on the top!! HE JUMPS OFF GOING FOR A CROSSBODY TO PARKER!!! BUT TYLER PARKER DUCKS AND SQ HITS THE CROSSBODY ON DRAKE BLAKE!! HE HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN!

ONE!!… TWO!!!… But Tyler Parker breaks it up!

Deadprez: Drake and SQ are down as Parker turns his attention to SQ85 with Drake rolling toward the ropes… He pulls SQ up to his feet.. and sends a right hand across the face that sends SQ stumbling over toward the ropes as well! TP grabs hold of SQ and whips him across the ring into the ropes on the opposite side! SQ rebounds and Parker CHARGES looking for a clothesline… SQ ducks under it and charges toward Drake, laying near the bottom rope and SQ connects with a low dropkick that sends Drake Blake under the bottom rope and down to the ringside floor!!

ETR: SQ gets up… and he turns around— RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE FROM TYLER PARKER!! PARKER SENDS SQ85 OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH DRAKE!! TYLER PARKER IS THE SOLE MAN IN THE RING AND HE’S LOVING THE EXCITEMENT!! THE ENERGY THAT COMES WITH THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!! SG2 is fighting his way up to the apron, and climbing into the ring!

Deadprez: But before SG2 is able to get into the ring, Parker turns and heads over, bringing the champion into a front headlock while he’s standing on the apron! TYLER PARKER CONNECTS WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX, BRINGING SG2 OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SLAMMING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! Tyler Parker is in control as SQ and Drake are outside the ring… and SG2 is up to his knees… but Parker fixes that problem with a VISCIOUS RIGHT HAND!! SG2 is dropped back down!

ETR: SG2 is on his way back to his feet again… But Tyler Parker sends him RIGHT BACK DOWN… with a European Uppercut! Parker sends a boot to SG2’s ribs now… and he’s obviously in COMPLETE control of this match… We could be looking at the future Interwire Champion right here! Parker is stomping on the joints of SG2… trying to weaken the champ one stomp at a time… Tyler Parker leaps up for a Double Knee Drop!! But SG2 rolls out of danger right before he crashes down!

Deadprez: Parker gets up with weak knees after crashing into the canvas… and Drake Blake is back into the ring! He takes down Tyler Parker with a Shoulder Block! SG2 is in the corner.. and Blake heads over there as he grabs SG2’s head… he goes to throw a punch! But SG2 blocks it! And he fires in a few shots of his own! SG2 fights his way out of the corner… and backs Drake off all the way across the ring into the opposite corner!

ETR: SG2 whips Drake back across the ring back into the other corner! Drake hits the turnbuckles so hard that he bounces back out toward the middle… RIGHT into the arms of the waiting SG2!! SG2 catches Drake in a front headlock and connects with a Snap Suplex! SG2 is waiting for Drake to rise to his feet… he wants to put an end to his former Tag partner and this match at the same time!

Deadprez: Drake is up!! He turns around… and SG2 PULLS HIM IN!!! SMG!!! THE SMG!!!!— Drake pushes SG2 away!! He hoists SG2 UP!!! JACKHAMMER!!! DRAKE BLAKE HITS THE JACKHAMMER ON SG2!! HE COULD HAVE THE WIN SECURED RIGHT HERE, BUT HE FALLS TO HIS KNEES IN EXHAUSTION… HE’S CRAWLING OVER TO SG2… AND HE HOOKS THE LEG OF THE CHAMPION!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… KICKOUT!! SG2 KICKS OUT!!

ETR: Drake is up… and he’s calling for SG2 to get up as well… He wants to hit that SuperSpear on the Interwire Champion! BUT SQ IS BACK IN THE RING!! HE CHARGES AT DRAKE BLAKE, BUT DRAKE SIDESTEPS HIM AND TOSSES HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE POLE!! SG2 crawls up behind Drake after the distraction from Superior Quality!! HE ROLLS HIM UP!!!

ONE!!.. TWO!!… KICKOUT!!

Deadprez: SG2 and Drake both get to their feet… as Tyler Parker slides into the ring! Drake brings SG2 in… and connects with a Belly To Belly Suplex! Parker turns Drake around… And he’s able to lift him up onto his shoulders!!! Steamroller!! Tyler Parker connects with a big Steamroller! Parker goes for the pin on Drake!

ONE!!… TWO!!!… Drake gets a leg over the bottom rope!!

ETR: Tyler gets to his feet, rather frustrated…. and SQ85 rolls back in!!! He gets to his feet as Tyler turns in his direction! Dropkick!!! A dropkick that drops Tyler to the canvas! SQ rises to his feet… and he eyes SG2 across the ring… SG2 is up, and SQ85 sends a quick boot to his midsection and brings him in!! HE’S GOING FOR THE QUALITY DRIVER!! BUT WAIT!! SG2 SOMEHOW SLIPS OUT OF THE QUALITY DRIVER AND LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND SUPERIOR QUALITY!!!

Deadprez: SG2 WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND SQ… SMG!!! THE SMG FROM SG2!!!! THE CHAMPION GOES IN FOR THE PIN AND TO RETAIN!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!!…

Deadprez: WAIT!! TYLER PARKER BREAKS UP THE PIN!!! SG2 gets up to face Parker… Tyler send an elbow to his face!! SG2 is dazed… and Parker hits the ropes…. bounces back… ACROSS THE PARK!!! THE SPINNING FACEBUSTER IS CONNECTED WITH PERFECTION AS PARKER QUICKLY DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and the NEWWWWWW…. INTERWIRE CHAMPIONNNN…. “MAINSTREAM” TYYYYLERRRRRRR… PARRRKERRRRRRRRRR!!!

Deadprez: WOW!! THE ROOKIE TYLER PARKER IS THE NEW CHAMPION!!! THE NEWEST INTERIWRE CHAMPION AS HE DEFEATS SG2, SUPERIOR QUALITY 85 AND DRAKE THE MAN BLAKE!!

ETR: This guy is great.. so Dashing and such a head turner… Now he’s the champion.. I KNEW this guy had it in him!

Deadprez: But hold on… I’m hearing something about some commotion backstage between CM Banks, Hurricane Hawk and Maria!

(Camera fades into the Generation Genesis locker room)

CM Banks: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?! HAWK, YOU WERE MY BEST MAN… YOU WERE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND YOU GO AHEAD AND DITCH MY BACHELOR PARTY… THAT’S ONE THING… BUT THE REASON YOU MISSED IT IS CUZ YOU WERE DOING THE DIRTY WITH MY GIRL ALL NIGHT?! GIMME A BREAK… AND THEN YOU BOTH LIE TO ME ABOUT IT FOR WEEKS!!

Maria: It’s not as bad as it sounds!

CM Banks: SHUT UP BITCH… I DON’T WANNA HEAR ANYMORE FROM YOU… WE’RE DONE… AND SO ARE WE, HAWK…

Hurricane Hawk: Don’t try and sugar coat it Maria… Alright Banks… I’ll man up. I did it. I slept with your wife. But you were treating her better than the ENTIRE Genesis!

CM Banks: Don’t you DARE turn this around on ME… You’re the one that was with my wife!

(CM Banks shoves Hurricane Hawk into the wall)

(Maria goes and hangs onto Banks’ arm to try and stop him)

CM Banks: GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!

(Banks grabs Maria and throws her by the hair on top of Hawk)

CM Banks: NOW YOU GUYS CAN HAVE ALL THE FUN YOU WANT… ALRIGHT?! GO AHEAD, CLOSE THE DOOR, LOCK IT… HAVE ALL THE FUN YOU WANT TONIGHT… BE MY GUEST…

(CM Banks walks out and slams the door behind him)

(Ominous music plays as the House of Horrors cage descends upon the ring)

Announcer: The following match is the EAW House of Horrors match. And it is scheduled for one fall and the losing teams captain will be fired on the spot.

(GTL World Orders music plays)

Announcer: Introducing first I give to you the members of the GTL World Order…Cyclone…Matt…George…Viper.

(Cyclone and Viper walk out without GC and Matt)

HYC: Whats going on here,why is half of the GTL World Order walking out here. I mean why is this going down like this Stew.

(Cyclone is handed a mic)

Cyclone: Kevin ive got an idea,GC and Matt are backstage waiting to come out. But my idea is that this. The House of Horrors match,your creation should have the four men with the most hate towards each other dont you. So what im suggesting is that you leave Blood and Demon backstage and you and your “life partner” come on out so there can be a closure to this.

(La Secta Apocalypticas music hits)

Announcer: And now introducing their opponents…The Dark Emperor and Kevin Devastation…La Secta Apocalyptica

(Kevin Devastation and Dark Emperor walk out alone towards the ring)

(DING DING DING)

HYC: Here is the one and only LSA,the most dominant tag team ive ever seen here standing before us taking on Cyclone and Viper and taking cyclones career from him Stew. And as Kevin clinches the door before entering this hellacious structure he looks at Cyclone square in the face and says “Theres No Escape Now”…And Kevin slams the door behind him now.

Stew: So your gonna let your personal feelings go against the match again Chico? I mean I know your friends with these guys because they are as low as you,but come on. But anyway here we go folks,Cyclone and Kevin Devastation have so much history in 2010…but LSA and Viper have a years worth of regrets to come back from now in this match. And its on folks as all four men are brawling,not wrestling but brawling like maniacs here.

HYC: And look at LSA go there Stew, Cyclone is holding his own alittle against the Deadman but poor little Viper is overpowered by The Dark Emperor now,who already has thrown Viper outside the ring to the ringside floor as Cyclone is somehow still holding his own against the Deadman.

Stew: And looky here Chico,that big bad DE you like so much just got a drop toe hold into the steel wall of this cage. And Viper now gonna take one of those many weapons hanging up there down,and he chooses a…ROLL OF BARBEDWIRE!!! And Viper takes it as a whip now…AND HE WHIPS DE ACROSS THE BACK NOW WITH THAT BARBEDWIRE. AND DE WINCES IN PAIN ALREADY.

HYC: HE WILL GET BACK IN IT STEW,BECAUSE LOOK INTO THE RING AT HOW KEVIN DEVASTATION HAS A SMALL ADVANTAGE NOW ON CYCLONE AFTER A KICK TO THE GUT…AND THERES THE DECAPITATOR, A SICK FACEBUSTER DOWN IN THE CENTER. AND HERES A PINFALL EARLY

Ref:1………………………………..2..

Stew: Not enough now Chico,Kevin will have to do alot more than that if he wants this victory tonight to save his career. But Kevin isnt done as he slides to the outside of the ring and grabs himself a shovel off the side of that cell,and Kevin slides back into the ring now. And Kevin Devastation has that shovel in hand waiting for Cyclone to get to his feet.

HYC: As the winner of this match gets ready to end it,The Dark Emperor is back in control here trying to wear down Viper,which I think he might be close to doing here catching Viper with a RELEASE T-BONE EMPERORPLEX INTO A BARBEDWIRE BOARD HUNG FROM THE CAGE!!! And DE grabs a shovel off his side of the cage and enters the ring himself now. And these two have shovels in their hands waiting for Cyclone to rise. And he does as DE and KD BOTH SWING FOR THE FENCES WITH A DOUBLE SHOVEL TO THE CRANIUM HERE FOLKS!!!!

Stew: NO IT ISNT THERE CHICO,BECAUSE CYCLONE RAN FROM THOSE SHOVELS AND CYCLONE WENT OFF THEROPES FOR A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TAKING BOTH MEN DOWN!!! And Cyclone now kicks Kevin Devastation out of the ring and focuses on the Dark Emperor now. And Cyclone picks up that shovel that was almost cracked across his head! And DE is getting up…AND CYCLONE CRACKS THE SHOVEL ACROSS DARK EMPERORS SKULL…AND HERES A PINFALL

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Chico: YES YES YES,DE KICKS OUT AND SAVES THE CAREER OF OUR LEADER ON DYNASTY! And Cyclone leaves DE in the ring and goes out after Kevin Devastation, who is on his hands and knees outside the ring looking for a weapon under the ring. And Kevin Devastation finds one folks, as he pulls out a…CYCLONE WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND TO THE BACK OF KDs SKULL BEFORE HE CAN PULL OUT HIS WEAPON OF CHOICE!!! And Cyclone now grabs a back of thumbtacks from the wall of this cell and throws them into the ring. And OUTTA NOWHERE VIPER SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP ONTO THE DARK EMPEROR STEW!

Stew: And Chico,Viper just got back into this one with a bang brother,and he has DE down and almost out now as he picks up Dark Emperor and lays him into the corner of the ring. and Cyclone now has Kevins face pressed against that board of barbs there ripping and tearing at his forehead as you can see the blood running down this poor mans face. And Cyclone lets Kevins face go as Viper runs across the far rops and hits a HUGE DROPKICK to the face of DE!

HYC: And Cyclone looks at the top of that structure and sees the cinderblock dangling near the top. Cyclone motions for Viper to come help him. And those two walk over to the corner of the cell and turn the crank to lower that block lower closer to the center of the ring. And Cyclone picks up Kevin Devastation and rolls him into the ring now. And Cyclone rolls in with him there and picks up Kevin Devastation as viper goes back over to Dark emperor. And Cyclone hits a huge right hand to Devastation.

Stew: And Kevin stumbles back against the ropes and comes back with a huge bomb with a right hand of his own now…AND CYCLONE WITH A HUGE RIGHT…..AND DEVASTATION WITH THE RIGHT HAND! AND CYCLONE…AND KEVIN…AND CYCLONE…AND KEVIN…AND CYCLONE…AND CYCLONE…AND KEVIN DUCKS THE THIRD AND GLIDES OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES AND HITS A HUGE FLYING CLOTHESLINE…

HYC: And Kevin Devastation just sat up,come on big man we can win this one for you and get rid of the boy. And DAMN stew look at this,Kevin Devastation got that second wind he needed,and here comes Viper in to stop the party…BUT IS CAUGHT BY THE THROAT HERE,COME ON STEW WHERES YOUR BOY NOW…ND THATS ALL SHE WROTE FOLKS AS KEVIN DEVASTATION JUST HIT THE HELLRAISER ON VIPER.

Stew: But look out there Chico,Cyclone from behind gonna hit Kevin Devastation with that bag of thumbtacks now. And Kevin gets cracked across the back of the skull with that bag of thumbtacks. And Cyclone reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of handcuffs now, and staring at Dark Emperor. And Cyclone drags a nearly unconcious Dark Emperor to the middle of the ring near that cinderblock. And Cyclone pulls DEs hands through the holes in that block and HE HANDCUFFS de INTO THAT LARGE BLOCK!?!?!?!?!?

HYC: And Viper is on the outside of the ring now near that crank,and he is turning it folks, NO NO NO NOT THIS WAY as Dark Emperor is slowly being raised above the ring tied to that cinderblock,and KD is in this one alone now as he is trying to get up now. And Cyclone is pouring the thumbtacks in the middle of the ring now. And Kevin is using the ropes to get up…AND HERE COMES THAT SNAKE VIPER WAITING FOR KEVIN TO STAND, AND HE IS UP LADIES AND GENTLEMAN…AND HES BACK DOWN THROAT FIRST ON THE ROPES AS VIPER FLIES ACROSS THE RING…619 DIALED UP HERE,AND KEVIN IS ON WABBLY LEGS AS VIPER SPRINGBOARDS WITH A HURRICANRANA INTO THE WAITING ARMS OF CYCLONE….

Stew: AND CY HAS HIM UP FOR THE F-U NOW…THE END OF AN ERA IS UPON US NOW FOLKS. AND CYCLONE GONNA TRY AND FLIP THE BIG MAN NOW…

HYC: NO NO NO, KEVIN SLITHERS DOWN THE SPINE OF CYCLONE NOW,AND CY TERMS AROUND AS KEVIN DEVASTATION SCOOPS HIM ON HIS SHOULDER NOW…AND VIPER COMES RUNNING INTO A BIG BOOT FROM KD…HERE COMES THE CRUCIFIXION AND THE END OF CYCLONES CAREER!!!

STEW: NO CHICO,CYCLONE SLIDES DOWN KDs BACK,AND AS KEVIN TERMS AROUND HE IS MET WITH A KICK TO THE STOMACH…AND CYCLONE BRINGS HIM IN NOW AND DOUBLE UNDERHOOKS KEVIN DEVASTATION!?!??!?!?!

HYC: NOOOOOOOO AND CYCLONE LIFTS KEVIN UP…..D.O.A DOWN ONTO THE THOUSANDS OF THUMBTACKS NOW!!!!!DEVASTATION ON ARRIVAL FROM CYCLONE TO THE ORIGINATOR OF THAT MOVE…AND CYCLONE HAS AN ARM OVER HIM

REF:1……………………………2…………………………….3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANNOUNCER: AND THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH, CYCLONE AND VIPER!!!!!

HYC: No…(HYC takes off his headset and stands up walking towards the cage)…

Stew: As you all can see my broadcast partner has lost his biased again and is mourning the loss of what must be a good friend in Kevin Devastation. And Cyclone has left the ring with Viper as Kevin is still motionless,and Dark Emperor is being heped back to the back. And Kevin slowly but surely sits up in the ring holding his head looking to the ceiling. Kevin Devastation for once folks is getting a standing ovvation from our crowd.

(Crowd claps as Kevin Devastation makes his way backstage)

(Camera fades backstage to the Heart Break Boy and Alexander Da Vinci in Santa hats. HBB is playing a piano, playing “Jingle Bells”)

ADV: ♫ Jingle Bells… DEDEDE smells.. like he’s been on the computer for monnnthsss… He’s got no friends, his career never ends and compared us he suckssss ♫

HBB: Oh, good one Vinch…

ADV: Hey, take it easy… It’s hard to come up with cheesy jokes and sing at the same time…

HBB: You were never one for multi-tasking… But whatever…

(Mr. DEDEDE busts into the room)

ADV: Oh, hey DEDEDE! Did you hear my singing?…

Mr. DEDEDE: I was watching that garbage in HD… And HBB, I could see every wrinkle on your face.

HBB: Ohohoho! He’s got jokes too! Alright, DEDEDE… I’ll admit it, I’m getting up there in age by now… But hey, so are you… But there is one difference. I still have fans…

Mr. DEDEDE: DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I’M HERE FOR FANS?! FANS ARE THE LEAST OF MY CONCERNS… I’M THE EAW CHAMPION… A MULTI-TIME EAW CHAMPION AT THAT… HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU GET A CHANCE TO STRAP THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS PIECE OF GOLD THIS INDUSTRY HAS EVER SEEN AROUND YOUR WAIST, HUH HBB?….

ADV: Alright, DEDEDE… let’s not get into this childish argument…

Mr. DEDEDE: You of all people are calling ME childish?

(Mr. DEDEDE swings a right hand at ADV, but ADV ducks under it and twists behind DEDEDE, bringing him into a Head and Shoulders)

ADV: Save it for later… K Champ?

(ADV lets go of Mr. DEDEDE and shoves him out the door)

(HBB waves and closes the door in DEDEDE’s face)

ADV: Why’d you close the door? We have to get out there for our match…

HBB: Oh… right…

(ADV and HBB leave the room as the camera fades out to the ring)

Announcer: And the following match is scheduled for one fall…And it is for the EAW Championship. Introducing first,the challengers…they are Alexander Da Vinci and The Heart Break Boy… DYNASTYYYYY-X!!!!

(Dynasty Xs music blares across the arena as HBB and ADV come out throwing DX gear to the fans)

HYC: Two guys who are friends, and could possibly be the two guys who take the stranglehold on the EAW Title away from Mister DEDEDE, And speaking of DDD now…I can see the smoke rising up now from the stage.

Announcer: And their opponent, he is the Rated R Superstar…and the current EAW Champion….MISTER…DE…DE…DE!!!!!

(Mister DEDEDEs music blares as he walks through the curtain and down to the ring holding his EAW Title)

Stew: And the champion himself looking ready tonight. If a man never looked so ready for a match. Mister DDD must have a million ideas going through his head at the moment.

(DING DING DING)

HYC: And its on here folks,Mister DEDEDE looks at The Heart Break Boy,who is looking at ADV,who is starring a hole through DDD here folks. And ADV and DDD go straight to a lock up while HBB is sliding out of the ring?!?!? And ADV hits a huge right hand to DDD, and another, and ADV is going to town on DDD as The Heart Break Boy is leaving through the crowd?

Stew: Looks like HBB just isnt feeling it tonight,because he is deep into the crowd now out of sight,and ADV has DDD in the corner hitting shoulder blocks to the mans midsection. And Alexander Da Vinci irish whips DDD to the opposite turnbuckle and goes in for a HUGE KNNE LIFT…BUT DDD REVERSES IT AND ALEX GOES UP AND OVER DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH HIS LEFT ARM SLAMMING ON THE STEEL STEPS!

HYC: And Mister DEDEDE slides out of the ring and goes near our time keepers table. And DDD getting some hardware now as he grabs the hammer from the bell keeper. And Mister DDD uses that hammer and blasts it across the left elbow pad of ADV causing it to rip and tear,and ADV is holding that elbow. As Mister DDD rolls him near the steps and puts ADVs arm onto the bottom step. AND DDD STOMPS ON THAT ELBOW REPEATEDLY!!!

Stew: This man is sick Chico,he is stomping on the mans arm,which is bleeding now as a result of that hammer shot from earlier. And Mister DDD leaves ADV and searches under the ring for another instrument of Dynasty Xs destruction. And he pulls ou a table and slides it into the ring now. And Mister DDD grabs ADV and slides him into the ring. And Mister DDD gets that time keepers hammer again and slides into the ring.

HYC: AND DDD SWINGS THIS TIME FOR ADVS FACE WITH THAT HAMMER!!!…BUT ADV DUCKS IT AND HITS A BACK BODY DROP SENDING DDD DOWN ONTO THAT TABLE LAYING ON THE MAT!!! And ADV trying to get the feeling back into that arm stomps on Mister DDDs mid section. And Alex is trying to set up that table now near the corner…AND HBB IS BACK FOLKS!

Stew: And HBB is not alone as it seems,as he is walking back towards the ring now with…cotton candy in his hand? Did he really just skip half this match and let his partner go one on one against Mister DDD so he could get some cotton candy? Of all the most degenerate peices of…

HYC: And Stew,dont forget about the drink,HBB went to get a snack and now he is sitting at ringside like an ordinary fan. And ADV has the table set up as he spots HBB sitting,and ADV picks up DDD and scoop slams him down to the mat before sliding out of the ring going near HBB.

Stew: What the hell is this Chico,HBB is handing ADV the drink and sits the cotton candy down as HBB slides into the ring as ADV sits down now. And HBB now waits for DDD to get up as he starts stretching and acting like this is gonna be hard. HBB is one of the greatest to ever step in a ring wrestling getting ready to face a man whos had to go against one of the youngest most dominating guys here today. And DDD is up near that table and HBB runs at him now and goes for a FLYING FOREARM SENDING HIM AND DDD OVER THE TABLE DOWN NEAR THE CORNER!!!

HYC: And HBB slides outta the ring now and searches for a weapon himself. And HBB pulls out a ladder now, and boy does he look happy, you can see a little devilish smile on the face of The Heart Break Boy. And HBB slides that ladder into the ring through the second rope now…BUT DDD JUMPS UP AND USES HIS OWN BODY AND CAUSES THAT LADDER TO CATAPULT BACK INTO HBBs FACE!!!

Stew: And DDD grabs the ladder and slides it into the ring. And DDD now trying to get up and set up that ladder now in the middle of the ring now. And ADV has seen enough as he tries to stumble into the ring still holding that left arm as he goes to strike DDD with a HUGE RIGHT HAND…BUT MISTER DDD DUCKS IT,SPINS ADV AROUND, AND NOW BRINGS ADV IN FOR THE DEDEDE DDT!!!

HYC: NOOOOO ADV SPINS OUT AND GOES FOR THE DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER!!! And HBB is sliding into the ring now. And ADV looks at HBB and pats his leg,and HBB gets ready now for alittle Sweet Chin Music…and ADV picks up DDD and holds him for HBB to hit it…

Stew: AND HBB GOES FOR SOME SWEET CHIN MUSIC ON MISTER DDD TRYING TO END HIS TITLE REIGN TONIGHT!!!…NO NO NO, DDD DUCKED IT AND IS HEADING OFF THE ROPES AS HBB HITS ADV CAUSING HIM TO FALL ONTO THAT TABLE…AND DDD BACK OFF THE ROPES WITH THE SPEAR ON THE HEART BREAK BOY!!!

HYC: And here it is,DDD has the match won now folks. But DDD looks at that ladder again…and stares at ADV…and back at that ladder. DDD is climbing that ladder up to the top,rung by rung is like another step closer to the “egde” for this champions title reign. And DDD looks down at ADV and looks up at the sky.

DDD: I UNDERSTAND!

Stew: SHOOTING STAR PRESS DOWN ACROSS ALEXANDER DA VINCI AND THAT TABLE BREAKING THE TWO MEN IN HALF…VINTAGE DDD,OLDSCHOOL DDD,NEWSCHOOL DDD, ITS ALL ROLLED INTO ONE TONIGHT…AND DDD HAS THE PIN ON ADV AND HERES THE REF TO COUNT IT

REF:1……………….2………………………….3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Announcer: AND THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…AND STILL EAW CHAMPION…MISTER DEDEDE!!!!!

HYC: DEDEDE RETAINS!!! WHAT A MATCH!!! MR. DEDEDE IS ABLE TO PIN ADV FOR THE WIN!! WHO SAYS THIS GUY CAN’T STILL COMPETE… NOT ONLY CAN HE DO IT… BUT HE CAN DO IT AT A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP LEVEL… THIS GUY STILL HAS A TON LEFT IN THE TANK!

Stew-O: I’m not gonna take anything away from DEDEDE… If anyone said he’s a has-been… he’s proving them all wrong with not only his words… but his actions as well… No doubt that he’s STILL one of the greatest and top performers in the business….

(Camera fades backstage to RRS watching his last few matches with HRDO in his locker room)

(A shadow is seen stepping up to the doorway)

(Camera pans up to the doorway, revealing Y2Impact smiling at RRS)

(RRS gets up to fight)

Y2Impact: Hey… hey… Take it easy now. I’m not here to cause any trouble…

RRS: Why are you in here then? I’m trying to prepare…

Y2Impact: I just wanted to let you know that I’m around… Good luck tonight… “buddy”

(Y2Impact takes a baseball bat that he was hiding behind his back)

(He swings and RRS closes his eyes in preparation for the shot, with no time to dodge)

(Instead of hitting RRS, the baseball bat cracks the screen of the TV RRS was watching)

(Impact flashes RRS a smile, then leaves, closing the door behind him)

(Camera fades back out to ringside)

Announcer: This contest is scheduled for a ONE FALL! And it is for… the EEEEAAAAWWWW WOOORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAAAMPIONSHIP!!!

(The Rated R Shaman of Sexy’s music blasts through the arena)

Announcer: Introducing first, the Challenger! Hailing from Oakland, California… weighing in at 225 pounds! THE RATED R.. SHAMAN OF SEXXXYYYYYYYY!!!!

Deadprez: And here he comes! Here’s the Rated R Shaman! And his expression, as he walks towards the ring, says it all! He is absolutely HELLBENT on claming World Championship gold, but there’s a long road ahead if he is to do so!

(The lights turn red as flames shoot up from the stage. HRDO’s music hits)

Announcer: And approaching the ring, from Orlando, Florida.. weighing in at 290 pounds! He is the Current, Reigning WORRRLLLLD HEAVYWEIGHTTT CHAMMMPIONNNN… H-R-D-O!!!

ETR: If RRS is to claim that gold, he’ll have to go through this man. HRDO! And the champ has confidence in his eyes, in his own right! But who will emerge with a victory tonight in front of this sold out No Regards crowd?

Deadprez: They both want it, that’s for sure, and I do believe we’re getting under way!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: This World Championship Match… This MAIN EVENT has BEGUN! HRDO and RRS are standing face-to-face, toe-to-toe, they LOCK UP! RRS quickly grabs HRDO and pulls him into a Headlock.. he throws him against the ropes, now RRS connects with an Arm Drag that drops the champion to the canvas!

ETR: RRS with the first spark of offense, but HRDO is quick to his feet.. they exchange some hard shots to the jaw, but RRS slaps a Knife-Edged Chop to HRDO’s chest! And he goes in again, and again! You can hear the slaps of those chops around this sold-out arena! RRS goes for another chop… but HRDO with an Elbow to the BACK of RRS’ SKULL!! He follows up with a kick to the gut… and now Irish whips RRS toward the corner. HRDO CHARGES at him, drops to his knees and drives an elbow to RRS’ gut! RRS leans over in pain.. and HRDO jumps up and brings a KNEE right to RRS’ face!! HRDO wraps a hand around his throat, choking RRS out now!! Look at the power and the evil eyes of HRDO!! But RRS chops down at HRDO’s arm, forcing him to release the choke! RRS and HRDO both hit the ropes… and bounce back… BOTH hitting each other with a clothesline!

Deadprez: Both men get back up, HRDO goes with a hard knee shot to the gut of RRS.. and HRDO downs the challenger with a Snap Suplex, followed by an elbow drop to the mid-section!! RRS doesn’t take long to jump up to his feet and HRDO whips him across the ring and throws him RIGHT THROUGH THE ROPES!! DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A THUD!!!

ETR: The crowd is behind RRS in this match and HRDO is hearing the boos… But this is a title match and a seasoned veteran like HRDO isn’t gonna let the boos get to him! He’s had the upper hand over his rival thus far… But RRS is climbing back up onto the apron! HOLD ON!.. HRDO sprints at him! BIG CLOTHESLINE!!! RRS tumbles back down to the floor! HRDO follows him out now… Stomping on the joints of RRS on the outside trying to weaken this tough opponent!

Deadprez: RRS is getting to his feet… BUT HRDO CHARGES AND CONNECTS WITH A BOOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD FROM BEHIND!! THE AGGRESION OF THE WORLD CHAMPION IS ASTOUNDING!!! HRDO drags RRS toward the steel steps, RRS rolls away and jumps up with a combination of punches knocking the champ away! RRS brings HRDO in and BASHES his skull into the base of the Steel Steps!! He brings HRDO into a front-headlock now… DDT TO THE STEPS NOW!!! HRDO yells out in pain!! HRDO seems to be fading a bit as RRS slides into the ring, heading off the ropes! BASEBALL SLIDE!! A Baseball Slide from RRS! HRDO falls down outside the ring! HRDO is slowly rising back up… but RRS is not done there! He’s climbing to the top!!!.. RRS LEAPS!!! LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE AT HRDO ON THE OUTSIDE!! CROSSBODY!!!! BUT HOLD ON!!! HRDO IS ABLE TO MOVE OUT OF DANGER!!

ETR: HRDO moves out the way and RRS gets the NOTHING half of his All-Or-Nothing dive! Into the ringside floor! This is HRDO’s chance to make a comeback as he looks to capitalize BIG TIME on RRS here! HRDO’s gonna flip that ring apron over and reach under the ring for a weapon! He grabs a STEEL CHAIR!! HRDO grabs hold of RRS’ leg… and he PLACES IT IN THE OPENING OF THE STEEL CHAIR!! HE LAYS RRS’ LEG ON THE STEEL STEPS AS ITS TRAPPED IN THAT CHAIR… AND HE’S STOMPING AWAY!!! STOMPING ON THAT LEG AS IT LAYS ON THE STEEL STEPS, STUCK IN THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!

Deadprez: RRS is SCREAMING in pain!! But HRDO WARNED RRS earlier tonight that he’d have to find out of HRDO’s dominance the HARD way… and this is it right here!! HRDO climbs up to the apron now… and he SPRINTS ACROSS!! JUMPING FROM THE APRON AND LANDING A LEGDROP OVER RRS’ LEG WITH THE CHAIR STILL ATTATCHED!! HRDO lifts RRS… and connects with a few more shots to the jaw and the mouth, he can knock RRS clean out of consciousness with those fists of FURY!

ETR: Those closed fists don’t stop here either… RRS seems to be struggling big time with HRDO in this match! And look at this!! RRS has a stream of BLOOD flowing down his face! I haven’t seen HRDO like this in a long while! He’s really sticking it to RRS tonight and I don’t know if RRS is going to be able to turn this around!!

Deadprez: HRDO grabs RRS… and he’s got him grounded on the outside! HRDO drops down… and HE LOCKS RRS INTO THE SANDTRAP… PRESSING HARD ON RRS’ OPEN WOUND ON HIS HEAD!!! RRS CAN’T TAP OUT HERE… NOT IF HE WANTS TO TAKE THIS CHAMPIONSHIP!! RRS is DESPERATELY trying to find a way out of HRDO’s Sandtrap.. But HRDO only tightens the hold!! AH… YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD FROM RRS’ FACE SPILILNG OUT OVER HRDO’S HANDS AS HE TIGHTENS THE CROSSFACE!!! HE’S LITERALLY SQUEEZING THE BLOOD OUT OF RRS!!! RRS is fading more and more minute by minute… second by SECOND at this point!

ETR: RRS is trying to slither away from HRDO… and look! He’s got it!! RRS is able to wriggle his way out of the Sandtrap, SOMEHOW!! Both men rise to their feet… and RRS jumps up with a Standing Dropkick that knocks HRDO backward and into the Steel Steps!! HRDO collides with the steel and now RRS has a big chance to come back in this World Championship match!

Deadprez: RRS rises back up… and HRDO is seated against the steps… HRDO can’t believe RRS is standing over him now after that huge string of painful offensive maneuvers that the champ inflicted on his prey! HRDO is using his head as he looks to land a boot to the same leg he was stomping into only a few minutes ago to try and disable RRS! But RRS LEAPS over the kick, and SMACKS A KICK OF HIS OWN RIGHT UNDER HRDO’S CHIN AS HE’S SEATED AGAINST THE STEPS!!

ETR: RRS is down too, out of exhaustion.. out of pain.. this has already been such a great match! RRS is trying to crawl towards HRDO for a possible pin on the outside of the ring as the Referee is standing by! RRS makes his way over there, getting an arm across his chest! THIS VERY WELL COULD BE IT RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!…. HRDO POWERS OUT!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!

Deadprez: RRS looks very frustrated and very tired already!!… You can tell that HRDO is getting to him a bit even when RRS has control of the match… RRS grabs HRDO.. and he’s dragging him over toward our announce tables!! Retreat! Retreat!!

ETR: RRS tosses the announce table cover and the monitors to the ground! The table is all clear and RRS grabs one of those monitors as he lifts HRDO up to his feet!!! RRS CLOCKS HRDO OVER THE HEAD WITH ONE OF THE MONITORS AS THE GLASS SHATTERS AND HRDO FALLS OVER THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! HRDO IS BUSTED OPEN AS WELL NOW!!!.. RRS slides back into the ring slowly now, with HRDO collapsed over our table… He’s CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE!!! OH MY GOD!!! RRS LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE TOWARD THE TABLE!!! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!!! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT FROM RRS ONTO HRDO AS BOTH MEN GO CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Deadprez: WOW!!! THAT’S UNBELIEVEABLE!!! THE SHOW THESE GUYS ARE PUTTING ON IS UNREAL!!! Both RRS and HRDO are a bloddy MESS!! At this point… EITHER man can make a pin and win… but BOTH are out cold here on the floor laying on top of the wreckage of our announce table!! RRS is the first to stir.. and he’s slowly turning himself around so he can get himself in a pinfall position over the World Champion, H-R-D-O…

ETR: This WILL do it right here if RRS can get the pin on HRDO… I’d bet my house on it! RRS DROPS! RIGHT OVER HRDO ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR HERE AS THE REFEREE RUSHES TO RINGSIDE TO MAKE THE COUNT!! END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE!! I’M CALLING IT!!

ONE!!!.. TWO!!!…. THR— HRDO ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!! PURE INSTINCT!!! THAT MUST’VE BEEN AN INVOLUNTARY REFLEX… CUZ THESE GUYS ARE BEAT UP BEYOND THEIR LIMITS!!!

Deadprez: I guess it’s time for you to go shopping for a new house, ETR!! HRDO kicks out somehow!! This match spilled out of the ring early-on… and it hasn’t returned since… The squared circle can’t contain these guys! Two of the most BRUTAL men we’ve EVER SEEN in this business!! HRDO is reaching up at the barricade wall… trying to pull himself up to his feet, but he’s on wobbly legs… RRS is doing the same… and RRS is the first to his feet as he pulls HRDO up the rest of the way!

ETR: RRS leads HRDO over toward the ring… and he rolls him back under the bottom rope! HRDO is laying on the canvas as RRS crouches down in the corner… calling for HRDO to rise to his feet! He’s setting up for the Spear!! HRDO pushes himself up.. and RRS CHARGES!!!!! RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT!!! BIG BOOT FROM HRDO!!! THE AGILE BEAST REACTING SO QUICK HE’S ABLE TO STOP RRS DEAD IN HIS TRACKS!!!

Deadprez: HRDO is staring down at RRS with a smile… RRS is struggling to get up… and he’s on his feet… BARELY! HRDO hits the ropes… and bounces back toward RRS, LUNGING AT HIM FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET— TERROR POCKET!!!! WHAT A TERROR POCKET AS HE CATCHES RRS, AND DROPS HIM WITH THAT SIDESLAM!!! HOOKING THE LEG NOW!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match…. AND STILLLL… WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONNNNN… H-R-D-O!!!!!!!!

ETR: HRDO RETAINS!! What a victory for HRDO, successfully defending his championship for the first time since winning it in the Extreme Elimination Chamber a month ago!

Deadprez: Congratulations are certainly in order… since coming back to EAW, it’s been a long road… but one that has paid off for HRDO as he’s now viewed as perhaps the top performer in EAW today! What a show we’ve had… what a main event we had! But signing off for ETR, Stew-O, and Chico… Deadprez here bidding you goodnight.

( No Regards logo flashes )

( EAW logo buzzes )

(Camera fades to the Verizon Center parking lot and zooms in on a Camaro Z28 parked underneath the Road To Redemption sign, continuing from last week’s Showdown)

(The Camaro revs up its engine and screeches through a tunnel heading into the arena, Camera fades inside the arena as the Camaro is shown pulling out onto the side of the stage, triggering the fireworks as they shoot up from the stage and “Right Above It” By Lil Wayne hits)

Deadprez: THE ROAD ENDS HERE!! Good evening everyone and WELCOME to a SOLD-OUT Verizon Center here in Washington DC!! The action, tension and all of the excitement boils out of the pot here tonight.. it’s all spilling into the ring! Multiple championship matches, grudge matches.. and combinations of the two! What a way to kick off EAW’s 4th year of existence! All going down here tonight as we hit the end of the Road To Redemption! Deadprez here from Showdown along with my partner, ETR and we’ve got our Dynasty counterparts sitting a few feet away from us…

ETR: So many mysteries are gonna be solved tonight.. There’s gonna be triumph, despair, blood, pride… Everything you’d want to see at such a big event like this, Road To Redemption, the fourth edition..

(Camera fades to an aerial view of the night club across the street from the Verizon Center, showing people entering with loud music blasting through the night)

Deadprez: Well I guess we know what that is… CM Banks’ bachelor party will be held tonight, RIGHT across the street from the arena… Apparently it’s gonna be some big party…

ETR: A party that you weren’t invited to… But I’m sure you know how it feels to be rejected already..

Deadprez: What? You’re going to this party?..

ETR: Hell yeah! I was given an invite by Banks in person.. and there’s no way I’ll miss it. You can have your fun here listening to Stew and Chico on commentary during our breaks.. But I’ll be out havin a good time!

Deadprez: Well we’re kicking of Road To Redemption with a Showdown match… and it should be a good one, guys..

ETR: And even when I’m here commentating and not out partying, I get to kick off the night calling a match with Hurricane Hawk! Aint life the greatest? Prez, you wouldn’t have thought that these two great competitors would be going one on one tonight, but after StarrStan talked Showdown General Manager, Carlos, out of giving Hawk another Extreme Elimination Chamber Qualifying match, which eventually lead to Hawk’s attack on StarrStan last Saturday..

(A replay is shown of Hurricane Hawk punting StarrStan, then to StarrStan being carried out on a stretcher)

DP: There’s no exact word on how stable StarrStan is, but Starr deciding to compete after a punt like that could not end very well..

(Hurricane Hawk’s music hits as the crowd erupts with boos)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!… First, making his way to the ring.. From Jacksonville, Florida!… Weighing in at 225 pounds!… He is Mister Cash-In-The-Vault!… HURRICAAANNE HAAAAAWWWWKKK!!!

ETR: Normally I’d permit revenge tactics, but what Hawk did on Showdown was a bit much. Generation Genesis completely humiliated StarrStan, possibly giving him a concussion with that punt kick, and there’s no remorse whatsoever on the smug face of Hurricane Hawk.

(StarrStan’s music hits as the crowd cheers)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent!… From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!… Weighing in at 240 pounds!… STAAARRRRRRRR STAN!!!

DP: No one seems to know what kind of shape he’s in, but he’s here and ready to compete. Hawk obviously has the upper hand right now, but you never know what EAW’s Olympic Gold Medalist could have up his sleeve. But Hawk does his homework, he may actually have Starr scouted for this contest, which should make this all the more interesting.

(DING! DING! DING!)

ETR: Starr and Hawk get face-to-face as soon as the bell rings, both men waiting for the other to make the first move.. Starr with a LOUD smack across the face of Hurricane Hawk! You know that Hawk isn’t gonna take a disrespectful shot like that and not do anything as he glares back at Starr with fire in his eyes!

DP: Starr is telling Hawk to take a shot at him, he’s damn near BEGGING for Hawk to swing! Hawk isn’t gonna take the bait it seems, backing away– QUICKLY TURNING AROUND WITH A RIGHT HOOK TO THE JAW OF STARR!! No, no, Starr immediately catches the arm of Hawk, pulling him down to the ground!!

ETR: Starr looks to be.. CRIPPLER CROSS FACE, HE’S GOT THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE LOCKED IN ON HURRICANE HAWK WITHIN MERE MINUTES OF THIS MATCH UP!!! Hawk is panicking, he’s almost got nowhere to go, he’s gotta claw his way to the ropes! He’s pulling himself closer.. And.. Hawk manages to clutch the bottom rope, Starr breaks the hold!

DP: Starr gets back to his feet, ready to keep this contest going, but Hawk quickly falls to the outside.. Hawk looks none too happy with the way that resulted. Hawk may just be taking some time to recuperate, but it looks like he’ll have to come up with a new strategy as well, cause StarrStan looks hungry for more inside that ring..

ETR: Hawk looks to get back in the ring.. But Starr charges towards him! Hawk leaps off the ring apron, screaming for the Referee to keep Starr back. Starr instead backs away on his own terms, patiently waiting for Hawk to get back into the ring.. HH quickly rolls back in as Starr comes straight for him with a couple stomps to the head!

DP: Hawk attempts to get to his feet, but he’s forced into the corner of the ring by Starr, charging straight into his gut with a nice shoulder thrust! A second shoulder thrust connects! Starr grapples Hawk now, whipping him straight to the opposite corner of the ring! But Hawk is able to counter with his own irish whip, sending Starr colliding with the corner of the ring as Hawk immediately follows!!

ETR: No! Starr stops himself before crashing into the corner, using the ropes to LEAP straight over Hawk, who comes in right behind him!! But Hawk anticipates the counter, stopping himself as well as Starr lands back on his feet in front of Hawk! Hawk grabs a hold of Starr from behind! INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER!!

DP: Hawk has that killer’s sense that’s going BEZERK in his mind right now… you can see that evil twitch in his eye, and even though it’s still early in this match… He wants to put an end to StarrStan right here and now! Starr is struggling to get up after taking Hawk’s signature headlock backbreaker… but he’s on his knees…

ETR: I think you were right, Prez! Hawk is ready to put an end to this thing! He’s setting himself up for that vicious punt that he nailed Starr with last week on Showdown! Hawk CHARGES!! BUT STARR ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND GRABS HAWK’S LEG, PULLING IT OUT FROM UNDER HIM AND GRABBING HOLD OF HIS ANKLE!! ANKLE LOCK!! STARR’S GOT THE ANKLE LOCK LOCKED IN AFTER HAWK MISSED THE PUNT!!

Deadprez: Hawk needs to get to the ropes.. he NEEDS to break this hold unless he wants to lose this match right here! That’s exactly what Starr has in mind though as he yanks harder on that ankle! Starr wants to BREAK Hawk’s ankle right in HALF driven by the anger stemming from the last two weeks ALONE! But Hawk is CLAWING his way closer and closer to that bottom rope that I’m sure looks like a million bucks to him right now!

ETR: AND HE GETS AN ARM OVER THAT BOTTOM ROPE!! Starr immediately breaks the hold and jumps right back on the offensive.. he’s hammering fists into the back of the mans head as he lays down, face to the canvas! Hawk needs to make a speedy comeback here before Starr gets too far ahead with the momentum in this match! Starr grabs Hawk by the back of his neck… and he pulls him up to his feet with Hawk woozy from those hits to the back of his skull.. Starr presses Hawk into the corner…

Deadprez: And brings a solid knee right up into his abdomen! Hawk coughs up pain with that piercing knee shot.. and Starr sends a right hand into Hawk’s skull as he slowly falls out of the corner and stumbles toward Starr… Starr grabs Hawk and drops him with a Double Leg Takedown! And now he’s trying to outwrestle Hawk, trying to tuck his arm behind his back… but Hawk scrambles toward the ropes and is able to escape Starr’s submission before he can even lock it in!

ETR: Hawk stands up outside the ring on the apron… and STARR SLAMS AN ELBOW TO HIS FACE!! Hawk is stunned as Starr exits to the apron as well!! STARR GRABS HOLD OF HAWK’S WAIST AND HE’S TRYING TO SUPLEX HURRICANE HAWK DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! BUT HAWK IS DESPERATELY HOLDING ONTO THE TOP ROPE!! IF STARR CAN HIT THIS, THEY MAY GO FLYING RIGHT THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE, PREZ!!

Deadprez: Hawk is hanging on for dear life! And Starr hammers a few forearm clubs to Hawk’s spine trying to weaken his grip on those ropes! But HAWK comes back with a few hard elbows to the FACE of StarrStan and it causes Starr to fall down to the floor! Hawk survives the attempted suplex from Starr! Starr seems frustrated as he stumbles around on the outside.. but quickly slides back into the ring where Hawk is waiting for him!

ETR: HAWK CHARGES AT STARR WITH THAT PUNT AGAIN AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING!!! But STARR IS ABLE TO ESCAPE THE VIPER’S BITE AGAIN! Hawk drops to his knees and quickly brings Starr into a side headlock before he can get too far away… and he’s wrenching on Starr’s head… Starr’s trying to fight his way to his feet and he’s able to do so, but Hawk won’t let go of that headlock!

Deadprez: And Starr counters with a modified Armdrag, whipping Hawk over his shoulder and down to the canvas with authority! Hawk immediately jumps up though going back on offense! And he TAKES STARR DOWN WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE!! Starr’s down.. and Hawk hits the ropes as he bounces back, JUMPS UP!! KNEE DROP!! Hawk hits the Knee Drop into Starr’s forehead!

ETR: Hawk backs up slowly… and he climbs to the top rope with Starr down in the center of the ring! Be careful Hawk!! AH HOLD ON!! STARR JUMPS TO HIS FEET, PLAYING POSSUM PERHAPS AS HE JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE WITH HAWK, HOOKS HIM UP AND CONNECTS WITH A HUGE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON HAWK AS BOTH FALL BACK TO THE RING!! Starr gets up once more.. and Hawk slowly follows after him as Starr sends a boot to the gut… brings him in.. and ANOTHER Belly To Belly Suplex! Hawk rolls to the ropes… looking to get back to his feet to keep on fighting it out… but Starr brings him in… AND PULLS HIM UP!! OLYMPIC SLAM POSITION!!! OLYMPIC SLAM POSITION!!! BUT HAWK PUSHES STARR AWAY!! AND LEGACY CUTTER!! LEGACY CUTTER IS NAILED IN ON STARR!! HE COULDN’T ESCAPE THAT ONE!!

Deadprez: STARR HOOKS THE LEG OF HURRICANE HAWK!! THIS COULD BE THE WHOLE MATCH RIGHT HERE!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THR— STARR GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! STARR WAS AWARE OF HIS POSITION AND HIS VETERAN KNOW-HOW SHOWED OFF THERE ESCAPING DEFEAT WITH ONLY A SMALL WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY!!

Deadprez: Hawk seems to be upset that he couldn’t put Starr away there… and as Starr is fighting his way back up, it seems Hawk is getting SET!! FOR ANOTHER LEGACY CUTTER!! HE’S POUNDING THE MAT IN ANTICIPATION AS STARR RISES TO HIS FEET!! HE’S GOING FOR IT AGAIN!! THIS WILL DO IT, STARR CAN’T ESCAPE DEFEAT TWICE IN A ROW!!! HAWK JUMPS UP!! BUT STARR PUSHES HIM AWAY!! STARR PUSHES HAWK OFF OF HIM, INTO THE CORNER!!

ETR: Starr heads into the corner.. and he brings Hawk into his grasp… Belly To Back Suplex!! And he holds onto the waist!! He’s going for another!! CONNECTED!!! Now the TRIFECTA?!?! YES!! HE GETS IT!! But wait!! Starr’s going for a 4th!! Hawk’s KIDS are gonna be dizzy if he can’t escape this!! Starr plants him with the fourth suplex! Hawk rolls woozily toward the ropes.. and topples down to ringside! He may be counted out here after taking those suplexes, 4 in a row!!

Deadprez: Well, ETR… Starr doesn’t want a cheap count-out victory as he leaves the ring and he’s going on the attack on the outside! He grabs Hawk… and lifts him to his feet!! He pushes him toward the ring and rolls him right in under the bottom rope!! Starr slides in behind him and quickly hooks the leg of Hurricane Hawk!! Here it is!

ONE!!… TWO!!…. THR– KICKOUT FROM HAWK!!

ETR: That was a REAL close call there for Hurricane Hawk… Starr’s facial expression just completely changed ladies and gentlemen! The crowd seems to be behind him in this match!! He grabs the ANKLE of Hurricane Hawk!! He’s going for the Ankle Lock and if he can turn Hawk over… He’s got that thing LOCKED IN!! But Hawk is showing great resilience! He’s kicking at Starr, trying to knock him off before he can lock in that LETHAL submission!

Deadprez: This is a GREAT match.. and it’s getting better and better as it progresses as Hawk SWINGS HIS LEGS AWAY FROM STARR AND KNOCKS HIM OFF THE ANKLE, INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! STARR HITS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE FACE-FIRST AS HAWK SPRINGS TO HIS FEET!!! LEGACY CUTTER!! LEGACY CUTTER!??!?! NO!!!! STARR PUSHES HAWK AWAY!!! HE HOISTS HIM UP INTO HIS ARMS!!!

ETR: OLYMPIC SLAM!!! STARRSTAN HITS THE OLYMPIC SLAM WITH PERFECTION ON HURRICANE HAWK!! AND NOTHING LESS!! STARR QUICKLY COMES OFF THE OLYMPIC SLAM AND HOOKS THE LEG!! THIS HAS TO BE THE FINAL BUZZER COMING RIGHT UP HERE!!

ONE!!!…. TWO!!!… THREE!!!…

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(StarrStan’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… STARRRRRRRRRRR-STANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

Deadprez: Wow! What a way to open Road To Redemption IV!! Starr and Hawk with an anger-driven match between them and StarrStan is able to come out on top, what a HUGE win for him tonight since resurrecting his career only a few months ago!

ETR: Well… that was the most disgusting outcome of a match I’ve seen in a while… I’m gonna go make an appearance at Banks’ party to try and lift my spirits!

Deadprez: Alrighty then, partner… you go do that.

(Camera fades backstage to an office designated for Carlos as Mr. Herbert Allison walks into the room)

Carlos: Oh… You again. Listen, this is a big night, I don’t have time for your complain–

Mr. Allison: Hold up, Carlos… I really have to talk to you.

Carlos: Actually, I don’t think you do. See, this kind of thing happens on MY time.. You can’t just wander into my office whenever you feel like it…

Mr. Allison (pulling out a piece of paper from a folder): Look, Carlos.. this is important. I don’t know how else to say this to you, but here you go..

Carlos (taking the paper and reading it): What’s this?

Mr. Allison: A termination contract. Look, Carlos… last week, the ratings dropped yet again. We at the network just can’t let this bad trend hold us down. I’m sorry but we’re going to have to drop Showdown from our programming.

Carlos: What do you mean? Do you know how hard I’m working to show the world how a wrestling company is SUPPOSED to run?! And on the day of this big event… when I’m high in spirits, you come in here to drop this bomb on me and think it’s ok?

Mr. Allison: As much sympathy as I feel for you, Mr. Rosso… I can’t let Showdown’s bad ratings hurt my network. I don’t wanna say you’re at fault… but… the show was doing well up until… Well, you get the idea..

(Mr. Allison walks out of Carlos’ office, leaving Carlos in a rage)

Carlos: DAMNIT!

(Carlos throws all of the papers off of his desk as the camera fades out)

(Territorial Invasion DVD ad plays before the camera fades back into the arena)

Ring Announcer: The following TAG TEAM CONTEST.. is set for ONE FALL!!! And it is for.. the UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMMMMPIONSHIPSS!!!

(Mr. Blood and Dark Demon’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the CHALLENGERS… the team of MISTER BLOODDD… AND DARRRRRRKKKKKK… DEEEEEEMONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

Stew-O: Welcome back to ringside folks! And the Dynasty team will be taking over for this Unified Tag Championship match… Stew and Chico here to call it for ya.. and making their entrances at this time are the tough challengers, Mr. Blood and Dark Demon.. interesting characters and last week on Showdown, they were able to defeat SG2 and Sick Drake Blake, the champs in a handicap match with the man SG2 is set to defend his Interwire Championship against later tonight, Siberian Wolverine!

(SG Generation’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: And secondly… the UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMMMMPIONSSSS… The team of S-G-2 and DRAKKEEEEEE THE MAN BLAKEEEEE… S-G-GENERRRRATIONNNNNNNNNN!!!

Stew-O: The champs roll into the ring… looking to improve on their early success in this company as the two teams are having a bit of a stare-down here…

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

HYC: This Unified Tag Team Championship match is getting underway! Drake and Demon are going to start this match off! Drake and Demon circle the ring! And Demon lifts his hand for a- Test of strength? Is he crazy? Drake grabs his arm and it seems Demon is winning! Wait, Drake was just toying around with him as he overpowers Demon and applies a side headlock! Demon elbows his way out of it and kicks Drake in the gut! Drake is bent and Demon bounces off the ropes! Drake catches him quickly with a boot to the jaw! What raw power! Drake pulls Demon to his feet and lifts him up for a..

Stew: A HUGE SUPLEX! Demon is holding that back of his and Drake pulls Demon to his corner and tags in SG2! You can see Mr. Blood over there trying to get Demon back into this thing! Drake hooks Demons arms and SG2 sends shot to the skull of Demon! Drake lets go and goes onto the apron and SG2 sends a elbow to the skull of Demon! SG2 yanks Demon in for a.. Clothesline! Demon was just flipped inside out! SG2 pulls Demon to his feet, BUT DEMON WITH A DESPERATE LOW BLOW! Demon irish whips SG2 out of the ring! Demon crawls to his partner and.. tags in Mr. Blood! Mr. Blood jumps off the apron and charges at SG2 for a.. BIG BOOT TO THE JAW! SG2 hits the barricade and Mr.Blood searches under the ring for a… STEEL CHAIR!!

HYC: Mr.Blood lifts the chair and.. kick to the gut from SG2 and a.. DDT ON THE STEEL CHAIR!! SG2 grabs the Steel Chair and slams it over the back of Mr.Blood over and over! SG2 rams his fist into the back of Blood! SG2 pulls Mr.Blood up and SENDS HIM CAREENING INTO THE STEEL POST!! YOU COULD HEAR THE THUD FROM THAT ONE ETR! SG2 pulls Mr.Blood up and rolls him into the ring! SG2 gets into the ring and pulls Mr.Blood to his feet! SG2 hooks up Mr.Blood and he’s going for the TAKE OFF!!! BUT BLOOD RAKES THE EYES OF SG2! Mr.Blood lifts SG2 off his feet for a… ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP!!! Mr.Blood bounces off the ropes and comes down with all his weight on SG2 with a leg drop!

Stew: Mr.Blood gets up and pulls SG2 up for a.. OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! And Mr.Blood tags in Demon! Demon goes to the top ropes for a.. SPLASH PRESS!! Demon hooks the leg of SG2! The first cover of the match!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

SG2 kicks out! Demon gets up and charges at SG2 with a dropkick! SG2 leans on the turnbuckle! And Demon lifts him up on the turnbuckle!! Demon gets on the turnbuckle as well! And SG2 starts firing shots!! Demon headbutts SG2 and hooks him up for a.. SUPERPLEX!! BUT DRAKE HOLD’S SG2’S ARM!!! AND SG2 HOOKS DEMON UP FOR A STO OFF THE TOP ROPES!! WHAT A MOVE!!

HYC: Demon is down and SG2 tags in Drake! Drake pulls Demon to his feet and Drake lifts Demon for a.. SPINEBUSTER!!! Demon is laid out! Drake is ready now! He’s stalking Demon! But Demon rolls out of the ring! A smart move by Demon! Drake rolls out of the ring, BUT LOOK DEMON BLOWS POWDER IN DRAKE’S EYES!! AND DRAKE IS BLINDED!! DEMON LIFTS DRAKE FOR A…SNAP SUPLEX ON TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS!!! Demon removes the mat from the floor! THE CONCRETE IS EXPOSED AND DEMON LIFTS DRAKE TO HIS FEET!! DEMON WITH A.. HALF NELSON EXPLODER RIGHT ON THE CONCRETE!!! Demon pulls Drake to his feet and rolls him into the ring! Demon rolls in and quickly hooks the leg of Drake! This could be it!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Stew: DRAKE KICKS OUT!! Demon gets to his feet and tags in Mr.Blood! Drake gets to his feet and Mr.Blood trades punches with Drake! Mr.Blood connects with a elbow to the jaw of Drake! Mr.Blood bounces off the ropes but Drake catches him with a POWERSLAM! Mr.Blood is down and Drake tags in his partner SG2! SG2 steps into the ring and grabs both legs of Mr.Blood!! AND HE FLIPS HIM OVER ON HIS BELLY FOR THE… SHARPSHOOTER!! AND IT’S LOCKED IN TIGHT!! SG2 APPLIES THE PRESSURE AND MR.BLOOD IS CLAWING TO THE ROPES!! BUT HE’S LOOKING TO GET TO HIS PARTNER!! DEMON IS REACHING HIS HAND OUT AND MR.BLOOD IS CRAWLING TO HIS PARTNER!! SG2 CRANKS UP THE PRESSURE AND MR.BLOOD STOPS!!

HYC: Mr.Blood has nowhere to go he might as well TAP! Mr.Blood lifts his hand and… HE TA- NO!! HE GRABS THE ROPES!! SG2 ISN’T LETTING GO OF THE HOLD THOUGH!! AND THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO GET SG2 to LET GO!! BUT OUT OF NOWHERE A KICK TO THE BACK OF SG2’S SKULL FROM DEMON!!! Mr.Blood is holding his legs and he’s trying to reach out to his partner and.. SG2 GRABS MR.BLOOD’S LEG BUT IT’S TOO LATE!! BLOOD HAS MADE THE TAG! Demon steps into the ring and SG2 gets caught by a shoulder block! SG2 gets back to his feet and LARIAT FROM DEMON!!! SG2 grabs the ropes and gets up using them! Demon pulls SG2 in for a.. GERMAN SUPLEX!!!

Stew: SG2 is down and now Demon with a camel clutch! AND IT’S DEAD CENTER OF THE RING!! BUT DRAKE STEPS IN AND DEMON LETS GO!! DEMON WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO DRAKE!! Drake rolls out and SG2 LOW BLOWS DEMON!! SG2 pulls Demon in FOR THE SMG!!! THE SMG CONNECTS AND DEMON IS LAID OUT!! SG2 hooks the leg! THIS IS IT!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

TTTTTTTHRRRRRRRRRRRRR-NO!! BLOOD BREAKS UP THE PIN!! HE JUST SAVED THE MATCH!! SG2 gets up and Blood with a headbutt! SG2 bounces off the ropes for a big boot, but Blood side steps it and takes down SG2 with another huge clothesline!

HYC: Drake is BEHIND BLOOD!!! DON’T TURN AROUND BLOOD!! AND.. THE SUPER SPEAR!!! BUT BLOOD MOVES AND THE SUPER SPEAR HITS SG2!! SG2 is laid out!!! AND DRAKE IS SHOCKED!! Mr.Blood lifts Drake up,but Drake uses all his power to shoulder thrust Blood and and tosses him out of the ring!! Drake pulls SG2 to his corner and … TAGS HIMSELF IN!!! Demon gets to his feet and Drake IS READY!! Demon turns around and… SUPER SPEAR!!!! BUT DEMON GETS HIS FOOT UP AND DIGS IT INTO THE SHOULDER OF DRAKE!!! DRAKE IS DAZED AND … THE DEMON DDT!!! IT CONNECTS!!! AND DEMON AND DRAKE ARE BOTH LAID OUT!!! CAN DEMON GET THE PIN!! HE.. HE GETS THE ARM OVER!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew-O: DARK DEMON AND MR. BLOOD!! THEY’RE THE NEW CHAMPS!!! THEY TAKE THE TITLES FROM SG GENERATION!! WHAT A TRIUMPHANT VICTORY EARLY IN THE CAREERS OF THIS YOUNG TEAM!!

Ring Announcer: The winners of this match… and the NEWWWWW…. Unified Tag Team CHAMMMPIONSSS…. DARK DEMON… AND MISTER BLOOD… THE DISCIPLES-OF-DEAAATTHHHHH!!!!

HYC: What an upset! I had my money on the champs the whole way through.. until the end that is… I’m actually kinda disappointed now, Stew… Chico’s NEVER wrong!

Stew-O: Yeah…… well, congrats are certainly in order to our new champions.. and this was only our second bit of action for the evening! We’ve got so much more coming toward us!

(Camera pans to the backstage area where Mr.DEDEDE is seen walking a regularity pace but suddenly stops as his head motions toward a locker room which name tag has in letters “Kevin Devastation” and with a slight smirk on his face, DEDEDE opens the door…)

Mysterious Voice: Well Hello Mr.DEDEDE….

(The Dark Emperor appears rubbing a golden urn in his hands, looking at DEDEDE with an inconsequential look)

Mr.DEDEDE: Expecting me?

DE: Well of course I was expecting you and by the way Kevin isn’t here yet, he’s busy digging up the grave you will be lying in by the end of tonight…

Mr.DEDEDE: Oh really? You really sure that that grave he’s digging might actually be his own? Or maybe it’s just a grave where both of you will be lying in together sleeping as you already do regularly…

DE: HA! Funny. I really wish you could have went the different route and pursue yourself as a comedian rather than try to take on the biggest, the most greatest, the most powerful, the demon possessed Kevin Devastation…

Mr.DEDEDE: Now that’s funny and you call me a comedian?.. I’m not afraid of KD, be sure of it because I know that you know deep inside that even in his prime stage, he still couldn’t defeat me and the proof of this matter comes tonight in our match, and I surely hope that your fatass gets involved because I would love more than ever to put you back into your unfulfilling self as the most good-for-nothing EAW extremists in history.

DE: Foolish DEDEDE, but you made some significant points, however you know what I really feel deep down inside? I can feel your heart beating faster than a human’s motion when he tries snatching a fly, and I bet it’s really eating you up right now that your chances of survival tonight is much less than your chances of ever being considered the so called “greatest of all times”…You have no last resort in EAW and I’m pretty sure tonight KD gets to indent your career with “Rest In Peace”. So you think you’re some big shot huh? HA! Momentarily your life will be put to rest…

Mr.DEDEDE: Listen here yo—What the?!?

( DEDEDE is flabbergasted as he sees a poisonous snake slither from underneath a locker)

DE: Oh there you are Lincoln , I have been looking all over for you… ( DE grabs the snake and wraps it around his body )

Mr.DEDEDE: What in the hell is that thing doing in here?

DE: What? Not flattered about seeing Lincoln ? Say Hi Lincoln to Mr.DEDEDE… This may be the first and last time you ever get to meet Mr.DEDEDE because guess what?

Mr.DEDEDE: What?

DE: HE’S HEREE!!…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Lights flicker on and off as smoke proceeds in the locker room)

Mr.DEDEDE( Horrified ): Fuck this shit.. I’m out of here!

(Mr.DEDEDE races out of the room as you can see a shadow of Kevin Devastation appear in the smoke with lightening sound effects rambling)

(Camera fades over to Hurricane Hawk limping back to the Generation Genesis locker room)

(Hawk enters the room to see Maria sitting on the couch)

Hurricane Hawk: Oh, hey Maria..

Maria: Hi Hawk… Why aren’t you at the party?.. You were the one who loved the idea of it.

Hurricane Hawk: I’m in no mood to be partying (Hawk collapses onto the couch next to Maria, exhausted)

Maria: So, you’re just gonna rest here the whole night?… Sounds boring.

Hurricane Hawk: Well are you gonna be here?…

Maria: Well, yeah, but wouldn’t you rather be partying?

Hurricane Hawk: Not really… I’m pretty beat up…

Maria: Alright… Don’t make yourself head over to that party if you don’t want to. I’ll keep you company I guess, since neither of us have anything more to do for tonight…

Hurricane Hawk (sighing in pain): Sounds good..

(Camera fades back to the Dynasty Announce Table)

HYC: This next match has to have the most on the line tonight Stew, because this isn’t for a title…or a career…this match guarantees either Kevin Devastation or Mister DEDEDE a contract for anything they want on Dynasty. A one time shot at fate here tonight and they will have something special in mind. Lets get to it Stew, and I can feel the temperature dropping already…

(The lights in the arena slowly dim to a shade of blue as Kevin Devastations music starts to play)

Announcer: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL….And is for the Contract to have anything on Dynasty you want….Introducing first he is acompanied by The Dark Emperor….HE IS THE HEART OF DARKNESS HIMSELF…KEVIN DEVASTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Kevin and DE walk slowly to the ring as the crowd stands silent)

Stew: And that man has all the power in the world,but tonight it can be taken away from him as easily as he got it. And Jaywalker made him that deal and then gave Cyclone the chance to take that deal away and turn it against him. But lets get to the match itself. And now lets get ready for Mister DEDEDEs first match since returning to EAW.

*Mister DEDEDEs Music plays*

Announcer: AND INTRODUCING NEXT…..HE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR HIMSELF…FROM TAMPA FLORIDA…MISTER DEDEDE!!!!!

(Mister DEDEDE comes through the crowd from the back entrance to the arena)

HYC: Oldschool entrance from an oldschool guy, now lets see if these two men can fight it out to see who truely is the one and only measuring stick on Dynasty,which ive been hearing about is being discussed by little punks on the internet.

(Ding Ding Ding)

Stew: And Kevin Devastation and Mister DEDEDE both walk to the center of the ring and the staredown is on. And Mister DDD starts the trash talking to Devastation whos face is creeping more and more into a rage by the second. And DDD takes it to far and slaps KD in the face as his face is motionless looking in the direction DDD slapped it in.

Stew: And Chico its been atleast a minute and KD still hasnt moved. And DDD throws his hands up and I think hes calling this one “dead in the water”. And……DEVASTATION GRABS DDD BY THE THROAT ALREADY. And Now Kevins squeezing DDDs neck as tight as he can just smiling as DDDs face turns a bright shade of red…and now going purplish.

HYC: And Kevin throws DDD into the corner now and sizes him up. And Kevin swings with a huge right hand into the gut of mister DDD….and a left hand thrown into the midsection….and theres a big time right hand to the gut again…and Kevin backs up and swings a huge right haymaker into the the head of DDD

Stew: No he doesnt Chico as DDD uses Kevins momentum sending him into the turnbuckles as DDD spins out of that corner like an rat would. And DDD unloading hands into Kevins face now,not letting up against the 7 footer. And DDD feelin lucky now and steps back and runs towards Devastation…

HYC: Running enziguri in the corner by Mister DEDEDE….thats a new one Stew,but hey the mans a legend who always evolves his game. And KD walks forwards a few steps looking abit punch drunk already still with his hands up to fight. And DEDEDE climbs to the second turnbuckle now.

Stew: And DDD leaps off with a dropkick sending KD reeling towards the opposite turnbuckles as he crashes gut first into them and slumps down facing the corner. And DE waddles over with the urn in hand trying to will KD back into this holding the urn high into the air as DDD is in the other corner now…and we all know what he wants to do with this one folks. He is stalking Devastation with the looming spear…

HYC: And Kevin rises up in the corner slowly looking into that urn. And he turns around right into…DDD JUST HIT THE SPEAR FOLKS!!!…RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE?!?!?!?! And as the replays show us DDDs skull crashing into steel, Kevin must have untied the turnbuckle cover and as DDD ran he side stepped and drove his head into the turnbuckles. And KD is calling for something now, and DE grabs a chair from under the ring and hands it to the Deadman.

Stew: And DDD is getting to his feet now as Kevin has that chair in his hands. And DDD urns around already bleeding as Kevin drives the chair into the forehead of Mister DDD, and that sounded like a gunshot going off. DDD has fallen down as Kevin drops the chair, and heres the first cover in this match folks.

Ref: 1……………………….2…………………………….

HYC: And DDD kicks out of it. Devastation nods his head and stands up. And DDD is trying to get up using the ropes as Kevin is in wait with the chair again. And DDD turns around as Kevin swings the chair for the fences…

Stew: AND DDD DODGES IT AS THE CHAIR HITS THE ROPES AND COMES BACK UP AND CRACKS KD SQUARE IN THE SKULL…AND DDD ISNT DONE AS HE HITS A SPINNING WHEEL KICK SENDING THE CHAIR INTO KEVINS SKULL AGAIN!!!

HYC: And now Kevin Devastation is showing signs of blood here,and hes down and possibly out as Mister DDD drags Kevin to the middle of the ring and drops down for the cover here.

Ref:1………………….2……………………………

Stew: And thats not gonna be enough as Kevin kicks out. DDD gets up again and stomps on KDs midsection before going off the ropes for an elbow drop to the mid section. And DDD looks down at Devastation and smiles. And KD SITS UP…

HYC: Not for long there Stew as DDD grabs him by the hair and slams his head back down again. And Dark Emperor is holding up that urn again screaming for Kevin to get up, and Kevin slowly sits up again. And DDD once again slams his head down again, and DDD rains down punches to that open wound.

Stew: And DE is screaming,and DDD is punching, and Cyclone is walking down to the ring?!?!?!??!

HYC: Why the hell is he here? DDD stopped the attack on Devastation and looks at cyclone, then looks at DE. And DDD seems to have realised something as he slides out of the ring and walks towards Dark Emperor, as he tries running away. And DE runs right into Cyclone. Who with one punch sends the fat man down….

Stew: DEVASTATION JUST SAT UP IN THE RING…And DDD sees it and gets back in the ring and tries to stop this. But Kevin Devastation is up already and goes for a huge boot to Mister DEDEDE….

HYC:BUT DDD DUCKS IT AND GLIDES OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES FOR A HUGE…….SPEAR!!!!! AND HERES THE PIN COVER FROM MISTER DEDEDE

REF: 1……………………………….2……………………………………….3

STEW: NO CHICO,NO….DEVASTATION GETS THE SHOULDER UP AGAIN…AND HE SITS UP AND GRABS DEDEDE BY THE THROAT!!! And Kevin starts to stand up as you can see his face turn to the fallen Dark Emperor now and back to DDD. And Cyclone stomps onto the urn DE carried as Kevin releases his grip and clutches his chest?!?!

HYC: AND DDD KICKS HIM IN THE GUT…..DEDEDE DDT STRAIGHT DOWN ONTO THE MAT. AND THE COVER AGAIN ON DEVASTATION

REF:1…………………………..2………………………………3

STEW: NO NO NO, KEVIN KICKS OUT AGAIN. AND ONCE AGAIN HE GRABS DDDs THROAT AND SITS UP. And Kevin stands up with his hand around Mister DEDEDEs throat. And Kevin Devastation hoists Mister DEDEDE up on his shoulders and must be goin for the Crucifixion.

HYC: But look Stew…Cyclone has the urn in his hand and is looking at Devastation. And Cyclone is unscrewing the lid to that urn??? And Cyclone looking at Kevin who has Mister DEDEDE on his shoulders ready to drop him takes the top off that urn as eery black and red smoke pours out of it…

Stew: And Kevin falls to a knee clutching his chest again looking on at the site in front of him. As Cyclone turns the urn upside down dumping the ashes onto the stage as DDD slides off KDs shoulders and HITS THE EDGEHEAD-O-MATIC. AND HERES THE PIN AGAIN

REF:1……………………………………….2…………………………………………..3

(DING DING DING)

HYC: WHAT THE HELL????? You mean to tell me Kevin Devastation didnt kick out? He just not only didnt kick out but theres no movement at all as Cyclone throws the empty urn to DE whos just now trying to stand. and DE sees the sight and looks at the urn, and sees Kevin Devastation laying in the middle of that ring lifeless. And DE grabs the urn and slides into the ring, and walks over to Kevin Devastation and falls to his knees.

(The lights turn completely off putting the arena into complete darkness)

Stew: Great heres another blackout, I wonder whats gonna happen next folks.

(The Lights turn back on as DE and KD are gone and the urn remains in the ring)

Stew and Chico: :-o:-o

(Camera cuts across the street to the night club where Banks’ bachelor party is being held at as CM Banks is seen sitting in a reclining chair getting a lap dance from two strippers with ETR sitting next to him)

ETR: Aw man, what a party! You’re one lucky guy Banks… you can get Maria AND these chicks?!

CM Banks (placing a dollar in the strippers G-String): Hey man, there’s some perks to being CM Banks(H)

(ETR reaches out toward the stripper but is interrupted by a Security Guard who grabs his arm)

Security Guard: Hey… no touchin allowed…

(Y2Impact heads over to where Banks and ETR are sitting)

Y2Impact: Banks… Have you seen Hawk at ALL tonight? I haven’t seen him once… I don’t think he ever came back over here from after his match…

CM Banks: Well he obviously doesn’t know what he’s missing…

ETR: Alright guys, I should be going.. I have work to finish…

Y2Impact: Ah come on man… You can stay for a few more minutes

ETR: I’ll be back later.. But I have matches to call tonight..

(ETR slaps the strippers ass and the Security Guard lunges toward him)

ETR: SORRY!! (Runs out of the building)

Y2Impact: See if you can find Hawk!

(Camera fades back into the arena to the Ring Announcer)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for ONE FALL!! And it is for.. the INTERWIRE CHAMMMPIONNSHIPP!!!!…

(Siberian Wolverine’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: Entering first… the CHALLENGER… From Cincinnati, Ohio… Weighing in at 180 pounds, SIBBERRRRIANNNNNN… WOLLLLVERRRINEEEEEEE!!!

Deadprez: Welcome back to the Showdown side of things folks… I see my partner ETR isn’t back yet… Coulda seen THAT coming, but nonetheless, here we have our Interwire Championship match about to be kicked off! Siberian Wolverine seems to be very confident about himself lately… he mentioned on Showdown that he personally GUARANTEES that he will be walking out Interwire Champion!

(SG2’s music hits as he comes out with his Interwire Championship)

Ring Announcer: Introducing secondly… the INTERWIRE CHAMMMMPIONNNN… From Atlanta, Georgia.. weighing in at 260 pounds….. S-G-2!!!!

(ETR takes a seat at the announce table)

ETR: What’d I miss?…

Deadprez: Well this is the Interwire Championship match… And SG2, the champion can’t be too great of a mood, after dropping his Tag Team Championships to Dark Demon and Mr. Blood earlier tonight!

ETR: Oh, wow! It looks like this match is about to get started… I got back just in time, huh?

Deadprez: Yeah, ETR… you’re a real saint..

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: And this match is underway! SG2 IMMEDIATELY STRIKES HARD WITH A RIGHT HAND!! SW FALLS TO THE ROPES… AND SG2 WHIPS HIM TO THE OTHER SIDE AS SW REBOUNDS!! HARD BACK ELBOW!! SIBERIAN WOLVERINE COLLAPSES.. AND SG2 EMPHATICALLY HITS THE ROPES! SW GETS UP.. AND HE HITS THE ROPES TOO!! SG2 stops short… AND HOISTS SW UP!! SAMOAN DROP!!! SG2 HOOKS THE LEG!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… KICKOUT!!

ETR: SG2 kicking this match of with a BANG!! SG2 yanks SW back up to his feet.. and sends him to the ropes once again! But SW catches the ropes and leaves the ring, heading out to ringside! SG2 goes to follow SW outside the ring!! But SW quickly runs to the other side and slides back in, trying to escape SG2!! SW hits the ropes hard as SG2 slides into the ring behind him… AND SG2 CHARGES!!! LOU THESZ PRESS INTO THE SPRINTING SW!! AND SG2 FOLLOWS UP WITH MULTIPLE REPEATED RIGHT HANDS TO THE FACE!!

Deadprez: SG2 is getting pumped up VERY early in this match! SW is trying to pull himself up by the ropes… and SG2 comes at him with a SOLID right hand to the side of the head! SG2 WHIPS SW across the ring as SW hits the ropes and rebounds back toward SG2! SG2 leans over for a Back Body Drop… but SW STOPS SHORT!!! PUNT TO THE FACE!!! SW backs off the ropes again and SG2 swings at him for a clothesline!! SW ducks under it! And he hits the ropes on the other side, bouncing back toward SG2 AND TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A FLYING FOREARM!!

ETR: SW goes right back into SG2 with right hands to the TOP of his skull!! He’s trying to stun him here so he can get ahead after SG2’s impressive start to the match! SG2 is trying to squirm away from SW… and backs off into the corner… SW grabs SG2 and lifts him up… nailing in a right hand to the cornered Interwire Champ! He WHIPS SG2 into the opposite corner.. and FOLLOWS HIM WITH A TURNBUCKLE CLOTHESLINE!! SW whips him back across AGAIN!! AND THIS TIME SG2 QUICKLY GETS OUT OF THE CORNER AS THE CHARGING SIBERIAN WOLVERINE GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL TURNBUCKLE POST!!

Deadprez: SG2 grabs SW and pulls him out of the corner.. and tries to push him off the ropes!! But SW turns it around and sends SG2 into the ropes, rather! SG2 bounces back… but he catches SW by the head and connects with a huge facebuster!!! SW’s facial features mighta been rearranged, his face was PLANTED hard into the canvas! SW is trying to fight his way back to his feet… but SG2 charges at him while he’s on one knee!! SW springs up and hoists SG2 into his arms.. FLAPJACK!! OVER THE TOP ROPE!! SW DROPPED SG2 THROAT-FIRST OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A NICE FLAPJACK!!

ETR: SG2 is down.. and SW is in control for now… He lifts SG2 back to his feet and shoves him into the corner where he’s pounding in right hands… knees… anything he can do to strike pain into the body of his champion-opponent! SW is considered the underdog in this one… but he seems to be putting up a decent fight.. SW winds up for a big right hand!!

Deadprez: And he swings at SG2.. but SG2 ducks under it and twists himself behind SW!! SG2 has turned the tables and now SW is the one trapped in that corner!! SG2 is sending in multiple HAYMAKER punches and now he sends SW across the ring— No, SW turns the Irish Whip around and SW sends SG2 into the corner!! SW charges in hard, but SG2 COUNTERS with a big elbow to the face!! This match is going back and forth, great match thus far as neither guy can keep the momentum of this match for too long before the other is able to counter!

ETR: SW heads out to the middle of the ring with his back facing SG2.. and he puts his ends on his knees dealing with the fatigue! SG2 charges out of the corner looking to take advantage of the distracted SW.. but SW LEAPS UP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!! SENSING THAT SG2 WAS COMING IN BEHIND HIM!! SW HOOKS THE LEG OF SG2 AFTER THE EMPHATIC BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE SKULL!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… Kickout from SG2!!

Deadprez: SW rises to his feet.. and SG2 gets up slowly following him… SW pulls SG2 into a Front-Headlock.. and he wrenches him up!!! VERTICAL SUPLEX!! Siberian Wolverine with a Vertical Suplex planting SG2 to the canvas once again and it seems he’s escaping with the control of this match! SG2 lays on the canvas.. as SW LEAPS UP.. and drops a leg over SG2’s chest!! Nice legdrop as SW just remains sitting there with his leg draped over SG2 and his arms arrogantly crossed.. that’s a pin!!

ONE!!… SG2 rolls a shoulder up!!

ETR: SW seems to be getting overconfident here.. as SG2 pushes SW off of him and gets to his feet… swinging a tough right hand into the jaw of Siberian Wolverine!! Those SIGNATURE wild punches from SG2 as he sends SW off the ropes and goes for the big right hand! SW dodges it and continues sprinting to the other side as he bounces off!! DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN ON SG2!! SW has SG2’s legs in his grasp… as he JUMPS UP!!! DOUBLE LEGDROP TO SG2’S GROIN AS HE HELD HIS LEGS APART!!

Deadprez: SW hits the ropes once again with SG2 trying to deal with the pain he’s feeling in his grapefruits right now!! He hits a low dropkick into the laid out SG2’s ribs! SW jumps on top of SG2.. and he’s unleashing overhand rights! He’s pounding in those punches trying to send SG2 further into dizzy land! SG2 is struggling to get up.. but he’s on his knees as SW heads over to the corner and climbs up to the top rope! SG2 woozily stands up.. and turns around to face SW standing on the top rope!! SW LEAPS OFF THE TOP!!!

ETR: MISSILE DROPKICK!!! MISSILE DROPKICK FROM THE SIBERIAN WOLVERINE!! SW goes for the quick cover on SG2… hoping to steal the victory while he’s stunned!

ONE!!!… TWO!!… But SG2 kicks out again!

ETR: SW drives a knee into SG2’s spine.. and he holds it there as he grabs SG2’s arms and WRENCHES them backward!! SW with a nice submission locked in.. and the supposed underdog in this match has CONTROLLED it most of the way through! SG2 is trying to fight his way back to a standing base… but SW is stubbornly keeping his submission locked in as SG2 is on his feet! SG2 is trying to unwrap SW’s hands from his face… and DRIVES A QUICK ELBOW TO SW’S GUT!!

Deadprez: SW releases the hold! And he comes back in a defensive-offense mode, sending a kick to the gut of SG2! SW brings SG2 into his grasp.. and HE’S SETTING HIM UP FOR THE WOLF BOMB!! THE WOLF BOMB FROM SIBERIAN WOLVERINE COMING RIGHT UP AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GONNA DELIVER IT TO SG2 FIRST CLASS!!

ETR: HOLD ON!! SG2 TWISTS AWAY FROM WOLVERINE AND QUICKLY PULLS HIM IN!!! THE SMG!!! THE SMG!!! SG2 QUICKLY CONNECTS THE SMG IN RETALITATION AND DESPERATION!!! THE HUGE ROCK BOTTOM PLANTING SW INTO THE CANVAS AS SG2 DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN AND THE VICTORY?!?!

ONE!!!!… TWO!!!…. THREE!!!….

(Ding! Ding! Ding)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and STILLLL… The INTERWIREEE CHAMMMPIONNNN… SSSS-GGGG-222222!!!!

Deadprez: What a match! Back and forth the whole way through until SG2 was able to turn the tides there at the end with that huge SMG on Siberian Wolverine outta nowhere!

ETR: Another great match from this Showdown brand… you can’t even expect anything less anymore!! Just quality matches all night long and we’re not even done yet!

(Camera fades backstage with Flashback)

Flashback: Hello ladies and gentlemen, we have one out of the two most fabulous main events ready for tonight and that’s the Dynasty Extreme Elimination…. And I’m here standing next to the man who will compete inside that dangerous structure, He is the Golden Boy…. The Heart Break BOY!

(HBB appears with a huge smile on his face)

Flashback: So, HBB… I’m wondering what your plans are heading into this hazardous structure.

HBB: Well FB, my plan has been the same plan I have always had since day one and that plan is to just use everything in my power to not only try to win this match but prove to the world that the Heart Break Boy can still put on one fantastic show. This moment couldn’t get any worse for me either because you know even I do fail to compete, I know before it’s all said and done, I will have satisfied myself for the man who calls himself the Showstopper. But, If I do pull out all the stops, show you why I’m your GOLDEN BOY then I will be known as the man in history to win all three world titles in EAW, The Inter-branded Championship, the EAW World Championship, AND the EAW Championship. That will certainly bring my legacy here up to new heights but this isn’t just about me, I have to focus on my opposition, I should have no excuses when this is all said and done and I’m sure my opponents will agree. You know FB… I have had my fair share of opportunities for this championship back in the past and every time when it seemed I got a single finger on that belt, someone would drag it away from me, but that was then and this is now, EAW doesn’t need kings anymore and certainly not viruses so I will give it my all to make sure it’s positive. I came to WIN so guys in this match such as Alexander Da Vinci, Mister K, Extreme Enigma, Ashten Cross and Cyclone, you may be the one’s to start it all over again for the Heart Break Boy and that is THE GOLDEN ERA.

Flashback: I’m also curious about this HBB, and I’m sure others are too but let’s say if you fail to complete your task as EAW Champion tonight, what will be next in line for your journey ahead?

HBB: People have said I’m getting too old, I’m just a wrinkled old has been lately, I’m the past to them but watch me prove to them that this old man never gives up and you know that there is always a saying going around here; “There is more to them than meets than eye”. Which means there are things more important that you can’t actually see, but anyways Flash, I suggest you stay here as you are because I assure a victory interview from yours truly, THE HEADLINER, THE SHOWSTOPPA, THE MAINEVENT… BOYS AND GIRLS, LACE YOUR EYES ON THIS BECAUSE THE NEXT EAW CHAMPION HAS ARRIVED…

(The Heart Break Boy taps FB on the shoulder with that same huge smile on his face as he walks off without looking back)

(Camera fades back into the arena as Maria’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for ONE FALL!! And is for.. the VIXENS CHAMMMPIONNSHIPP!!!! Entering first is the CHALLENGER… MARRRRIAAAAAAAA STRATTTUSSSSSS!!!

Deadprez: Back out here at ringside and we’re set for our Vixens Championship match! This all stemmed from Maria confiding in internet dirt sheet reports that Kendra was seen out with her future husband, CM Banks… but that’s not even what this is about anymore… I’m not even sure if either of these chicks know what it’s really about anymore.. they just want to kick each other’s asses at this point!

(Kendra Shamez’ music hits)

Ring Announcer: And secondly… she is the VIXENSSSS CHAMMMPIONNNN…. KENNNNDRAAAAA SHAMEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: Now Maria has a lot to prove in her first title match since losing to Kendra at TI.. She directly called out Kendra a few weeks ago, and now she has to show her that all the things she said were nothing but the truth!

ETR: Kendra goes to take off her jacket.. but Maria rips it off and wraps it around her neck as he pulls her down to the canvas! Maria with the interesting choice of weapon to help her get ahead to get this vixens title match rolling! Maria yanks Kendra to her feet with her jacket wrapped around her neck.. and SWINGS HER ACROSS THE RING WITH THAT JACKET AS SHE COLLIDES FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT! Maria tosses the jacket to the outside of the ring and Kendra gets to her feet… They lock up near the center of the ring!

Deadprez: Kendra takes Maria into a side headlock.. and Maria pushes her off the ropes! Kendra rebounds, and Maria sprints as she takes Kendra to the mat with a clothesline! You can see the smile on Maria’s face as she gains the opening momentum of the match.. Kendra quickly gets to her feet.. and she swings a kick at Maria! Maria catches it! Maria pulls the foot in and knocks a hard right hand into Kendra’s skull! Kendra is knocked off balance.. and Maria goes to Irish whip her to the corner, but Kendra swings it around and counters as Maria hits the corner.. but FLOATS OVER!

ETR: Maria lands behind Kendra and brings her into a Sleeper Hold! But Kendra presses Maria’s head against hers, and DROPS down to a seated position! Jawbreaker! Kendra gets up as Maria is squatting in the corner.. Kendra springs at Maria, but Maria dodges out of the corner! Kendra hit her head on the top turnbuckle! Maria rolls in behind Kendra and rolls her up for the pin!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… But Kendra is able to kick out quickly!

Deadprez: Maria gets to her feet, and Kendra is on her knees as Maria SNAPS A KICK INTO THE FACE OF KENDRA SHAMEZ!! KENDRA FALLS RIGHT BACK DOWN FLAT TO THE CANVAS! WHAT A KICK! Ms. Shamez retreats as she rolls into the corner… But Maria is chasing after her and connecting with a series of vicious stomps that only further the pain in her body each time the boot strikes her flesh! Maria backs out of the corner, as Kendra slowly makes progress up to her feet… and Kendra stumbles back toward the center where Maria is waiting for her with a NICE Dropkick! She hooks the leg for the pin!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… But another kickout!

ETR: Maria grabs Kendra’s head after the failed pin attempt and locks her into a chinlock! She’s wrenching her arm around Kendra’s jaw… In fact, her arm may be around Kendra’s neck! I think she’s CHOKING Kendra! But Kendra isn’t gonna stay down much longer, as she fights to her feet but Maria is keeping the chinlock in sync… Kendra fires a few elbows to Maria’s gut as she releases the hold, but Maria fires back with a knee to Kendra’s gut!

Deadprez: Maria heads off the ropes with Kendra stunned and she connects with a Swinging Neckbreaker! Maria is going for yet another pin! She’s trying to put away Kendra in as little time as possible here, any opportunity she has to get the pin and get the win, she’s gonna take it! This is Road To Redemption and this is a HUGE Vixens Title Match!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… But Kendra rolls a shoulder off the mat!

ETR: Maria gets to her feet.. and she drops a Double Axe Handle over Kendra.. then quickly springs back up, and goes right back in with her offense, big elbow drop from Maria Stratus! Kendra rolls toward the corner and props herself up against the turnbuckles and Maria is right on her.. she smacks a right hand into the side of Kendra’s face! She grabs Kendra by the arm… and whips her across the ring into the opposite turnbuckles! Maria follows her over there and jumps up to the second rope as Kendra is leaning against the corner! And Maria falls backward and hits a Monkey Flip on her!

Deadprez: But Kendra lands on her feet! Maria springs up, hits the ropes and goes for a clothesline on Kendra, but she ducks under it and SWINGS Maria to the canvas by her HAIR! She mighta just yanked a whole clump of hair right outta Maria’s SCALP! Both women slowly return to their feet.. and Maria swings a punch at Kendra Shamez and it connects! She fires back though, and these two are flip flopping right hands as Kendra is gaining the upper hand, firing in 2 straight right hands, and now a kick to the gut of Maria! But Maria fights back with a Knife Edged Chop, and quickly throws Kendra to the ropes! Kendra bounces back.. and DOWNS Maria with a Shoulder Block!

ETR: Maria quickly gets up as Kendra turns around, and charges at her, knocking her over once again with a Forearm Smash this time! Maria springs back up again, as Kendra grabs her by the arm and flings her to the ropes! Kendra leans over for a Back Body Drop.. BUT MARIA STOPS SHORT! AND PLANTS A KICK TO KENDRA SHAMEZ’ FACE! WHAT A PUNT!

Deadprez: Kendra stumbles backward.. and Maria CHARGES right back at her to take her down with a clothesline, Kendra DUCKS! She pulls Maria in from behind and connects with a Belly to Back Suplex! PERFECTLY executed! And Kendra Shamez holds it in for the pin!! The referee slides in for the count!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!…. But Maria is able to kick out this time!

ETR: Maria rolls toward the corner of the ring.. and Kendra sprints toward her as she leans, sitting against the turnbuckles! But Maria rolls out of the corner and connects with a DROP TOE HOLD as Kendra falls and SMASHES her face into the bottom turnbuckle! What a shot! Kendra pulls herself back to the feet with the ropes, but she’s on wobbly legs as Maria gets to her feet, and jumps on her back as she locks in another Sleeper Hold!

Deadprez: Maria’s tightening it, but Kendra Shamez shows a HUGE demonstration of POWER as he hoists Maria back into her grasp and connects with another Suplex! I didn’t know she had taht in her! But wait! Maria floats over to her feet! She landed on her feet and poor Miss Shamez is unaware as she turns around! BITCH KICK!!! BITCH KICK… BUT KENDRA CATCHES IT AND PULLS MARIA OVER WITH A ONE-LEGGED TAKEDOWN! WHAT A COUNTER!! Kendra has Maria in her grasp.. and CATAPAULTS HER INTO THE CORNER AS MARIA SMACKS HER FACE AGAINST THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!

ETR: Maria stumbles backward as she’s completely dazed!! And Kendra pulls her in, FOR THE BITCH TREATMENT:O:O:O!!! KENDRA HITS THAT BTICH TREATMENT PERFECTLY!! SHE DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!! THIS CAN VERY WELL BE THE END RIGHT HERE!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!…

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and STILLLLL… VIXENS CHAMMMPIONNN… KENNNNDRAAAAA SHAMEEEEEZZZZZZZZ!!!

Deadprez: What a fantastic match between these two women! They BRAWLED.. they WRESTLED.. they did it all in the ring here tonight… Who says Vixens can’t put on a great show?!

ETR: Certainly not me… These girls weren’t just something to feast my eyes on.. They actually pounded each other violently in this matchup over that Vixens Championship!

Deadprez: Of course you would be the one to bring up the eye candy factor… But either way, Kendra is able to successfully retain her championship tonight… but is it all over between she and Maria?… I’m not exactly sure myself…

(Camera fades across the street to the bachelor party as a huge cake is wheeled out in front of CM Banks)

CM Banks: Oh cmon guys… You couldn’t be more original than some hoe jumpin out of a cake?..

Lethal Consequences: Just sit back, relax and enjoy the show, Banks… Hit the music..

(Sexy music plays as a figure bursts out of the cake, facing away from CM Banks)

CM Banks: :O:O:O JENNY?!

(Flashback turns around, dressed in Jenny’s lingerie and dances toward Banks)

CM Banks: (ILL)!!! GET THAT OUTTA HERE!!

Lethal Consequences and Y2Impact: (XD)!!!

(Lethal Consequences high fives Flashback as the music stops)

Y2Impact: I’m sure Hawk woulda got a kick outta that…

Lethal Consequences: Where is he anyway?… I didn’t even see him show up..

CM Banks: I thought he’d eventually be here.. it’s not like him to no-show something like this.. I wonder what he could be doing…

Lethal Consequences: Ah well… he missed a good night..

Y2Impact: I’ll try to see if I can find him… I gotta go get dressed for my match…

(Camera fades out)

(Showdown Extreme Elimination Chamber footage from the last 2 years is played including DE getting his finger sawed off, WWEFan cashing in CITV on CC and Mister K bringing a cart of weapons to the ring, eventually winning the event)

(The lights dim and ominous music plays as the chamber is lowered to the ground with the World Heavyweight Championship hanging from its ceiling)

(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is an EXTREEME ELIMINATION CHAMMBERRRRR MATCH!!! And it is for the WORRRRLLLLD HEAVYWEIGHTTT CHAMMMPIONSHPPP!!! 6 men will enter… 4 of which will be locked away in the pods while 2 men start the match off. Every 5 minutes, one man will be released from his pod to join the match. Once all of them are out, the only ways to win are to pin, or submit all 5 men… or climb the chamber and grab the World Heavyweight Championship belt hanging from the top!

(RRS’ music hits as he comes out with a staple gun)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first… starting out this matchup… from Oakland, California.. weighing in at 230 pounds.. the RATEDDDD R… SHAMMANN OFFFF SEXXXXYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Deadprez: We are BACK at ringside! And this is the Showdown Extreme Elimination Chamber! Over ten tons of pure steel… 2 miles length of steel chains all put together to create this demonic structure… Carlos had been threatening to kill it off… but this man coming out now saved it, and along with that, got himself a spot in it! A great night it was for him, I’m sure as he will be one of the unfortunate men who have to start off in this match with his hand-picked weapon.. a staple gun! But who will be the man who starts out this match with RRS?!

(Y2Impact’s music hits as he comes out with a curling iron)

Ring Announcer: The second man starting off the match! The WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMMPIONNNN… Y-2-IMMMMPAAAACCCT!!!!!

ETR: Y2IMPACT!!! He’s gonna be starting off the chamber match with his longtime acquaintance.. RRS! And I’m sure Impact can’t wait to get a shot at that title belt that’s hanging above him in the ring right now… Remember, there’s TWO ways to win this Showdown Extreme Elimination Chamber.. either eliminate all 5 men.. or SCALE the chamber walls, climb across the chamber ceiling and grab the World title belt hanging from the top!

(Y2Impact and RRS stare each other down in the ring as Matt Ryder’s music hits.. he comes out with his Interbrand Championship)

Ring Announcer: Next up… From Long Island, New York… weighing in at 220 pounds… The INTERBRANNND CHAMMMPIONNN… MATTTT RYYYYYYYYDERRRRRRR!!!

Deadprez: It seems that Matt just plans to use his Interbrand Championship as his weapon! He enters the ring, glares at RRS and Impact and steps into the first open pod…

(Viper’s music hits as he comes out holding a cardboard box)

Ring Announcer: Introducing next… from San Diego, California… weighing in at 165 pounds… VIPPPPERRRRRRRRRR!!!!

(Red flames burst out from the stage as HRDO’s music hits.. He emerges from the flames holding a Golf Club wrapped in stinging nettles)

Ring Announcer: From Orlando, Florida… weighing in at 290 pounds… H-R-D-O!!!!

(Speedy’s music hits as he comes out holding a Guitar)

Ring Announcer: And lastly… from London, England.. weighing in at 235 pounds… SPEEEEDYYYYYYY!!!

ETR: Speedy takes that last pod… as all of the pods close and RRS and Impact turn toward each other… Randomly chosen first two.. as the chamber door is closed and locked by the referee! The 2010 Showdown Extreme Elimination Chamber is SET to go! Set the lions loose!

(Ding! Ding! Ding)

Deadprez: It’s ON!! Impact drops his curling iron and sends RRS off the ropes to kick this match off!! RRS bounces back toward him and Impact leans in for a Back Body Drop on him! But hold on a sec, RRS stops short!! And he SWINGS AN EMPHATIC PUNT TO THE FACE OF Y2IMPACT, THE CHAMPION!! A LOUD KICK that must have rattled the brains of Impact to start all this off.. Imp’s knocked off balance for a second as RRS once again hits the ropes!

ETR: And RRS goes for a Running Lariat on the off-balance World Heavyweight Champion! But Impact DUCKS UNDER THE ARM OF RRS!!! AND SCOOPS UP HIS CURLING IRON FROM THE MAT AS HE TURNS RRS AROUND AND!! BAM!! A SHOT WITH THAT CURLING IRON RIGHT TO THE SKULL OF THE RATED R SHAMAN OF SEXY AS HE COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS!! IMPACT GRABBING THE EARLY CONTROL!!

Deadprez: Impact has a suspicious smirk on his face… as he takes that Curling Iron.. and flicks the switch into the ON position!! RRS better hope there’s no batteries in that thing because if not, he’s gonna be BURNED!! That thing’s heating up fast… as Impact drops to his knees… rolls RRS over… and IMPACT BRUTALLY PRESSES THAT HOT CURLING IRON ONTO RRS’ FLESH!!! YOU CAN SEE THE BURN MARKS ALREADY SHOWING UP AS RRS TRIES TO SQUIRM AWAY!!

ETR: WE TOLD YOU THIS MATCH WOULD BE BRUTAL!! WE’RE ONLY IN THE OPENING MINUTES, TOO!! That thing is HOT and RRS just got that iron to his back… there’s 3 or 4 burn marks there as Impact, mercifully gets to his feet and leaves RRS squirming in pain from those burns! His back is RED!! I can guarantee he’s not having a good time with that!

Deadprez: Thanks for that intelligent statement, ETR… RRS is rolling around, searching for the ropes in order to pull himself back up to his feet.. He pulls himself up as he turns around as he and Impact lock up… Impact drops the curling iron as RRS is angered about the burns! He SHOVES Impact into the turnbuckles, rattling his spine I’m sure! RRS sends in a sharp Knife-Edged Chop into the champ as RRS reaches down for his STAPLE GUN! RRS presses that Staple Gun onto RRS’ forehead!!

ETR: RRS is still moving around like he’s in pain from those burns on his back… as he tightens his finger on the trigger of that Staple Gun! But WAIT!! Impact pushes the gun away and swings a KICK into RRS’ hand as the Staple Gun goes flying! Impact sends another kick to the gut of RRS as he steps out of the corner, pulls RRS into a front-headlock and DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A DDT!!!

Deadprez: Impact lifts RRS back up to his feet… and he’s on wobbly legs early in the matchup as Impact twists behind him and LOCKS HIM INTO A FULL NELSON!! Impact HOISTS RRS up into the air and PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH AUTHORITY!! FULL NELSON SLAM FROM THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, TAKING BACK THE MOMENTUM OF THIS MATCH… FOR NOW AT LEAST AS ITS ONLY HE AND RRS! Impact grabs that Staple Gun that RRS brought into this match… and he PRESSES IT INTO HIS THROAT!!! IMPACT WANTS TO SEND A STAPLE INTO RRS’ NECK!!!

ETR: Impact smirks down at RRS… AND HE PULLS THAT TRIGGER!! HE JUST SENT A STAPLE INTO THE SIDE OF RRS’ NECK AS A STREAM OF BLOOD TRICKLES DOWN HIS NECK!! RRS YANKS THAT STAPLE OUT IMMEDIATELY!! IMPACT IS RUTHLESS!! THAT COULDA SERIOUSLY INJURED RRS IF HE DID IT IN THE RIGHT SPOT!!

Deadprez: We all know this men will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING in order to win this thing tonight… the match rules allow them to do just about anything that pops into their heads in order to get ahead!! And Impact with a fine example of that right there! I’m sure he’s not gonna let his World Heavyweight Championship leave his waist tonight very easily! But the rest of the extremists aren’t gonna give up that easy either! Impact PULLS RRS to his feet.. RRS goes for a quick kick to the gut of Impact as he gets to his feet… but Impact CATCHES the foot of RRS!!

ETR: Impact pulls that leg of and FLIPS RRS UP!!! AND OVER!! RRS CRASHES DOWN INTO THE STEEL ELIMINATION CHAMBER FLOOR!! He slowly rises back up to his knees as Impact exits and lifts him up the rest of the way… Impact takes RRS… and BASHES HIS SKULL INTO THE CHAMBER WALL!!! THE SOLID, UNFORGIVING STEEL!

Deadprez: This chamber is over 10 TONS in weight and many people consider this thing a DEATH TRAP! So many GRUESOME things have happened in this structure over the years… This is as extreme as they come… Now, Impact has the head of RRS and he’s GRINDING IT UP AGAINST THE CHAIN-LINK STEEL WALL OF THE CHAMBER!! RRS’ FACE IS BEING TORN APART BY THIS THING AND HE’S COMPLETELY BUSTED OPEN NOW!! Impact SCOOPS HIM UP!! AND SLAMS HIM HARD BACK DOWN TO THE CHAMBER FLOOR!!

ETR: Impact drops down and goes for the pin on RRS outside the ring on the chamber floor, hoping to eliminate him before another entrant joins the match!

ONE!!… TWO!!!…. But RRS IS ABLE TO KICK OUT!!

ETR: And hey! There’s the countdown clock! Another extremist is set to join us!

(10… 9…. 8… 7…. 6… 5… 4…. 3…. 2…. 1… BUZZ!!!)

(Speedy’s pod opens up as he leaves the pod with his Guitar)

ETR: SPEEDY JOINS THE MATCH!! RRS, IMPACT AND SPEEDY AS IMPACT CONTINUES TO POUND RIGHT HANDS INTO THE ALREADY BUSTED OPEN FACE OF THE RATED R SHAMAN OF SEXY! Speedy approaches Impact from behind… and TURNS HIM AROUND!!! HE SMASHES THAT GUITAR OVER IMPACT’S HEAD!!! NOW THAT’S AN INTERESTING CHORD!!! HE CRUSHES THAT THING OVER IMPACT’S SKULL!!

Deadprez: IMPACT COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS AFTER THAT SHOT!! HIS HEAD WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE GUITAR!! Unique, but effective weapon that Speedy decided to bring into this ring tonight! It did the job here as Speedy yanks Impact back up to his feet.. and bashes a right hand into his jaw… Speedy sends Impact into the ropes as Imp bounces back… STANDING DROPKICK FROM SPEEDY!! EXECUTED BEAUTIFULLY!! Impact is trying to get up.. a little off-balance here as Speedy wants to bring him in… FOR THE SKULL CRUSHING FINALE?!?! BUT IMPACT PUSHES SPEEDY AWAY!!

ETR: Impact looks very frustrated… knowing that he was almost caught with Speedy’s finisher that most likely woulda sent him into elimination! Costing him his title! Impact gets back up to his feet after pushing Speedy away.. as he and Speedy lock up! Speedy pushes Impact back into the corner.. and he drives an elbow into Impact’s skull! Impact looks very angry now as he PUSHES Speedy away from him and out of the corner… and Impact CHARGES FORWARD!!! WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS!! AND HE FOLLOWS UP WITH REPEATED PUNCHES DRIVING INTO SPEEDY!

Deadprez: Speedy defeated Impact last week.. and Imp is getting his revenge here, letting out his anger as he’s not even slowing down! Smashing those closed fists into the cranium of Speedy!! WHOA!!! WHOA HOLD ON A SECOND!!! RRS IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE CEILING OF THIS CHAMBER AS HE MUSTA CLIMBED THE THING WHILE IMPACT AND SPEEDY WERE BRAWLING!! HE WANTS TO GRAB THAT THING AND GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE BEFORE EVERYONE IS EVEN OUT OF THEIR PODS!!!

ETR: RRS HAS GOTTEN TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT AND HE’S TRYING TO UNHOOK IT NOW… BUT IT’S A HELLUVA TOUGH TASK HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE DOME OF A STRUCTURE LIKE THIS WITH TWO GUYS WHO WANT TO DESTROY YOU RIGHT BELOW!! IMPACT IS QUICKLY SCALING HIS WAY UP THE CHAMBER TO TRY AND STOP HIM!! HE SCAMPERS UP THE CHAMBER WALL… BEING CAREFUL NOT TO MISSTEP AND FALL!!

Deadprez: HE’S MAKING HIS WAY TOWARD RRS!! RRS IS STRUGGLING TO UNHOOK THE TITLE BELT WHILE HOLDING ONTO IT FOR DEAR LIFE IN THIS MATCH AT THE SAME TIME!! Impact is slowly but surely making his way over toward the struggling RRS… and Impact KICKS at RRS while holding onto the ceiling of the chamber! Impact is trying to save his championship from being robbed from him right here and he’s made it very well known that he’ll do ANYTHING in order to do that!

ETR: IMPACT SWINGS HIS LEGS INTO RRS!! AND— LOOK!! RRS IS HOLDING ON WITH ONE HAND!! HE’S LITERALLY DANGLING FROM THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER BY A THREAD!! AND IMPACT KICKS ONCE AGAIN!! IMP NAILS A KICK INTO THE HAND RRS WAS USING TO HOLD ONTO THE BELT!! AND RRS IS KNOCKED OFF OF THE CHAMBER!! BUT LOOK!! HE GRABBED HOLD OF IMPACT’S LEG AS HE WAS GOING DOWN AND HE PULLS HIM DOWN WITH HIM!!! BOTH MEN FALL ALL THE WAY DOWN BACK TO THE CANVAS!!!

Deadprez: And Speedy is back to his feet! Impact and RRS crash directly in front of Speedy and he can’t believe his eyes! He quickly goes for the pin on the champion, Y2Impact!! Seeking the first elimination!!

ONE!!… TWO!!!… BUT IMPACT SOMEHOW KICKS OUT!!

Deadprez: Speedy seems quite angry as he BASHES his forearm into the face of Impact and pushes his shoulders back down to the mat! This could be the elimination now!

ONE!!… TWO!!… But Impact is able to kick out once again!

ETR: Speedy jumps to his feet, holding his head in frustration and the countdown clock appears on the screen again! Time for another one of these extremists to join these men in the chamber!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2.. 1… BUZZ!)

(Matt Ryder’s pod opens as he steps into the match with his Interbrand Championship)

Deadprez: MATT RYDER!! He sprints into this match with his Interbrand Title Belt in hand and CHARGES RIGHT AT SPEEDY!! HE CLOCKS THAT THING OVER THE SKULL OF SPEEDY!!! Speedy collapses to the canvas as Matt drops the belt over Speedy’s head… and JUMPS UP INTO THE AIR!! KNEE DROP!! MATT RYDER HITS A KNEE DROP INTO HIS BELT WHICH LAID ON SPEEDY’S HEAD!!

ETR: Matt making a quick impact coming into this chamber… getting things done right away! Impact is up but still a little bit out of it as Matt lands a boot to Impact’s gut! Impact leans over in pain as Matt takes that title belt.. AND DRIVES IT INTO THE BACK OF IMPACT’S HEAD AS HE FALLS FACE FIRST TO THE CANVAS!! WOW!! RRS is up to his knees and Matt brings him up to his feet.. Matt knees RRS in the gut and pulls him over to the corner turnbuckle by his hair!

Deadprez: AND MATT BASHES THE SKULL OF RRS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE POLE!! A SHOT THAT CAN FRACTURE YOUR SKULL!! Matt bashes the skull of RRS once more into that pole! He now pushes him back against the ropes! Matt is holding RRS back against the ropes… AND MATT SIMPLY LETS GO OF RRS AFTER LEANING HIM BACKWARD OVER THE ROPE AS RRS SHOOTS BACK UP AND HIS MOMENTUM CARRIES HIM RIGHT INTO AN ELBOW FROM MATT RYDER! Smart and effective maneuver!

ETR: Impact and Speedy are both back up to their feet and look at this! I think they’re deciding to team up! They charge toward Matt Ryder and take him down with a Double Clothesline! But the team won’t last much longer! Impact quickly follows up with a kick to the gut of Speedy! He hoist him up! SEATED SIDE SLAM!! CONNECTED SENDING HBB DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!

Deadprez: RRS is slowly recovering now… Impact is heading over to RRS and he lifts him up onto his shoulders! Impact DUMPS RRS over the top rope, slamming him down into the steel chamber floor! Impact slowly turns around.. but RIGHT INTO A FOREARM SMASH FROM SPEEDY! Speedy brings a knee up into Impact’s gut and now Irish Whips him off the ropes! Speedy JUMPS into the air as Imp bounces back and DOWNS the World Champ with an impressive Hurricanrana!

ETR: Speedy jumps back to his feet and Matt Ryder is there waiting for him as he pulls him back… INTO A SLEEPER HOLD! Matt pulls Speedy in further and converts the Sleeper into an INVERTED DDT! Nice maneuver from the Interbrand Champion! Impact and RRS are both slowly making their ways back to a standing position… Matt takes notice and CHARGES at them looking to take em down with a Dual Clothesline!

Deadprez: They both duck! Matt turns around as RRS and Impact both kick him in the gut! They hoist Matt up… AND CONNECT WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX! BUT HOLD ON!! MATT LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND IMPACT AND RRS!! Impact wants in the action as he charges toward Matt once more— BUT SPEEDY SPRINTS TOWARD IMPACT AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE SLOW KILLER!!! THE SLOW KILLER!! SPEEDY DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN ON IMPACT!!

ONE!!… TWO!!!… IMPACT PULLS HIS SHOULDERS UP USING THE ROPES!

ETR: Impact pushes Speedy off of him and both return to their feet! RRS is working on Matt in the corner as Speedy nails a knee to the gut of Y2Impact and hoists him up with a solid Snap Suplex! It connects! RRS is nailing in some Shoulder Thrusts on Matt in the corner.. and now goes with an elbow into the side of his head! RRS backs out of the corner, but quickly reverses direction and CHARGES RIGHT BACK IN TOWARD MATT AS MATT STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER!! SPEARR!!!! THE RATED R SHAMAN OF SEXY CONNECTS WITH A BIG SPEAR ON MATT RYDER AS HE WOOZILY WANDERED OUT OF THE CORNER!!

Deadprez: Speedy is once again working on Y2Impact! He’s yanking his arm backward while pressing hard down on the champ’s shoulder… Trying to make Impact submit.. and LOOK AT THIS!! SPEEDY RELEASES THE HOLD AND JUMPS UP, SMACKING A SHARP KICK INTO THE CHEST OF Y2IMPACT!! SNAPPING THE SEATED IMPACT RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! Speedy heads over to what’s left of his Guitar… the handle of it as he brings it back over toward Y2Impact!

ETR: He SWINGS IT RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF IMPACT!! SPEEDY DROPS TO HIS KNEES, AS HE GRABS ONE OF THE BROKEN GUITAR STRINGS AND OH MY GOD!! HE WRAPS IT AROUND THE NECK OF Y2IMPACT!! HE’S TUGGING ON THAT GUITAR STRING HARD AND HE’S TRYING TO CHOKE IMPACT OUT!! IMPACT IS GASPING FOR AIR!! THAT STRING IS CONSTRICTING HIS ENTIRE AIR PASSAGE! SPEEDY JABS HIS KNEE INTO IMPACT’S SPINE TO FURTHER THE PAIN!

Deadprez: Impact’s face is BRIGHT RED! But Speedy FINALLY releases the string and Impact falls over, gasping for air! The countdown clock once again appears on the titantron! 10 seconds until we get another entrant!

(10… 9.. 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!)

(HRDO’s pod opens as he brings out his Golf Club wrapped in stinging nettles)

ETR: UH OH!! HRDO IS OUT AND HE’S GOT THAT GOLF CLUB WITH HIM!! HRDO drops his Golf Club.. and he grabs the nearest extremist, which just happens to be SPEEDY!!! He HOISTS Speedy UP!!! CHOKESLAM!!! HRDO HITS THE CHOKESLAM ON HIS PAIN FOR PRIDE 3 OPPONENT!!! HRDO DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!…

Announcer: Speedy has been eliminated!

Deadprez: OUR FIRST ELIMINATION!! SPEEDY IS GONE AFTER A HUGE CHOKESLAM FROM HRDO ENTERING THIS MATCH ONLY SECONDS AGO!! HRDO gets back to his feet and he catches the eye of Matt Ryder!! Matt won the Interbrand Championship from HRDO only a few weeks ago as he lands a kick to the big man’s gut! But HRDO comes back, SWINGING A BIG BOOT AT MATT RYDER!!!

ETR: BUT MATT CATCHES HRDO’S BOOT!! HE PULLS IT IN AND PERFECTLY EXECUTES A DRAGON LEGWHIP ON HRDO!! He’s pummeling repeated fists into HRDO’s skull as Impact, the champion is on his way to his feet! Impact quickly grabs the Curling Iron he brought into this match as Matt Ryder jumps to his feet completely unaware! IMPACT PRESSES THE HOT CURLING IRON INTO THE BACK OF MATT RYDER’S NECK!!! FORCING HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES… AND NOW HE BASHES THE THING OVER HIS SKULL!!!

Deadprez: Matt collapses to the canvas as RRS has taken control over him with Impact going over to work on HRDO! RRS hooks the leg!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!…

Announcer: Matt Ryder has been eliminated!

Deadprez: We’re down to FOUR!! Matt being eliminated not too much later than Speedy and now RRS heads over to Impact to help him out with HRDO, who has just risen to his feet!! They’re sending punches and kicks from all angles at the former Interbrand Champion… BUT HRDO SLAPS BOTH HANDS ACROSS THE THROATS OF RRS AND IMPACT!!! HE’S GOING FOR A DUAL CHOKESLAM!!

ETR: BUT RRS AND IMPACT BOTH HIT KICKS TO THE GUT OF HRDO.. AND TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE DDT!! And now we’re back to where we started!! RRS and Y2Impact… they look at each other.. and nod suspiciously as they head back over to HRDO!! They grab him.. and lift him up as they lead him to the outside of the ring?!?! Onto the chamber floor!!

Deadprez: RRS and Impact take HRDO… AND THEY CHARGE HIM OVER TOWARD VIPERS POD!!! USING THE 290 POUNDER AS A BATTERING RAM AS HE SMASHES RIGHT THROUGH THE PLEXIGLASS OF VIPER’S POD!!! HRDO IS SURE TO BE SEVERELY BUSTED OPEN AFTER BEING SMASHED THROUGH THE GLASS!!!

ETR: RRS and Impact take Viper and BASH HIS SKULL INTO ONE OF THE SHARP EDGES OF THE BROKEN GLASS!!! HE’S BLEEDING THROUGH HIS MASK AS YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD STREAM TRICKLING DOWN!!! VIPER IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT AS IMPACT LEAPS UP!!! AND IMPACT HITS A CODEBREAKER ON VIPER!!! VIPER COLLAPSES TO THE CHAMBER FLOOR AS IMPACT HOOKS THE LEG!!!

ONE!!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!!

Announcer: Viper has been eliminated!

Deadprez: NOW VIPER’S GONE!!! THAT ONLY LEAVES THREE!!! RRS, IMPACT AND HRDO!!! BUT HEADS UP GUYS!! IMPACT SHOULDN’T HAVE TURNED HIS BACK ON RRS!!! AS WHILE IMPACT PUT VIPER AWAY… RRS CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE POD!!! IMPACT TURNS AROUND… AS RRS LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP OF THE POD!!! STANDING CORKSCREW MOONSAULT ONTO IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HITS IT!!! HE CONNECTS THE STANDING CORKSCREW MOONSAULT ON OUR CHAMPION!!

ETR: RRS IMMEDIATELY HOOKS THE LEG OF IMPACT!!!

ONE!!!!… TWO!!!!…. THREEE!!!!….

Announcer: Y2Impact has been eliminated!

Deadprez: THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS GONE!!! HE’S THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION NOW AS THE LAST TWO LEFT IN THIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT ARE THE RATED R SHAMAN OF SEXY AND—- HRDO!! AND LOOK AT THIS!! HE’S STANDING RIGHT BEHIND RRS AS RRS IS CELEBRATING THE ELIMINATION OF Y2IMPACT!!!

ETR: HRDO TURNS RRS AROUND AND VIOLENTLY SLAPS BOTH HANDS ACROSS HIS NECK!! HE GOES TO LIFT HIM UP!!!! BUT HOLD ON!! RRS WON’T LET IT HAPPEN AS RRS KICKS HRDO IN THE GUT, PERHAPS SAVING HIMSELF!!! HRDO IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY FROM BEING SMASHED THROUGH THAT GLASS BEFORE… AS RRS GOES TO GRAB HRDO’S GOLF CLUB!!!

Deadprez: BUT I THINK HE’S FORGETTING SOMETHING!!! THAT THING IS WRAPPED WITH STINGING NETTLES!! RRS IS STUNG BY THOSE LETHAL PLANTS WRAPPED AROUND HRDO’S GOLF CLUB AS HRDO GRABS ONE OF THE SHARDS OF GLASS FROM THE BROKEN POD… AND WITH RRS DROPPING THE CLUB, HRDO SLASHES RRS WITH THAT SHARD OF GLASS!!! A HUGE GASH ACROSS RRS’ CHEST AS THE BLOOD LITERALLY POURS OUT FROM HIS BODY!!!

ETR: HRDO, WEARING HIS PROTECTIVE GLOVES GRABS THAT GOLF CLUB!! AND HE WINDS UP!!!! HE SWINGS THAT THING LIKE A FUCKING BASEBALL BAT AND CRUSHES IT ACROSS RRS’ SKULL!!! THAT’S A GOLF CLUB TO THE GOD DAMN SKULL AND THERE’S NO WAY YOU CAN COME BACK FROM THAT!! THIS IS BRUTAL!!! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!

Deadprez: HRDO is LAUGHING!! He drops to his knees to the fallen RRS… and he tucks his arm away… HE LOCKS RRS INTO THE SANDTRAP!!! AFTER THAT VICIOUS GOLF CLUB SHOT… HE HAS RRS LOCKED INTO THAT CROSSFACE THAT HE CALLS THE SANDTRAP!!! A LETHAL SUBMISSION FOR SURE AND I THINK RRS HAS ACTUALLY BEEN OUT OF IT FOR A WHILE!!!

ETR: The referee goes to check for consciousness as he lifts RRS arm up!…. It FALLS!!! The referee goes for it again… and RRS’ ARM FALLS A SECOND TIME!!!! HERE WE GO FOR THE THIRD TIME!! I DON’T KNOW IF RRS WILL PASS THIS TEST!!! HIS ARM FALLS ONCE AGAIN!!! AND THAT’S IT!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and the NEWWWWWWWWWW.. WORRRRRLLLLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMMMMMMMPIONNNNNNNNNNN…. H-R-D-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: WOW!!! HRDO IS CHAMPION!!! HRDO OUTLASTED 5 OTHER MEN AND NOW HE CAN CALL HIMSELF THE ONE AND ONLY HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!

ETR: These men were BRUTALIZED!!! This match was borderline DISGUSTING… ILLEGAL!!! But they all fought their way through it and HRDO.. the guy who was smashed through a thick layer of glass… came back from the bottom of the barrel to win the whole thing!

Deadprez: Congratulations to our NEW Champion!!! HRDO!!!

(Camera fades backstage to CM Banks and Lethal Consequences walking in the hallway, LC has his arms around two stripper from the party)

CM Banks: Wow man.. that was a great party..

Lethal Consequences: No argument here… what about you two girls?

Strippers: Hehe… Nope

(CM Banks tries to open the Generation Genesis locker room door, but it’s locked)

CM Banks: What the?… Hawk? Hawk are you in there?!…

Hurricane Hawk (from inside the locker room): Yeah, gimme a second…

(Hurricane Hawk opens the door only a crack after a few seconds, poking his head out)

Lethal Consequences: What’ve you been doing all night man?…

Hurricane Hawk: Oh… uh… I was just hanging out… I got beat up pretty good in my match with Starr and I figured you’d understand if I took the rest of the night for some good R&R…

CM Banks: Well.. sorry to hear that.. but can we come in?…

Hurricane Hawk: Hold on…

(Hurricane Hawk closes the door for a few seconds, leaving LC and Banks confused)

(Hawk comes back to open the door)

Hurricane Hawk: Alright guys, you can come in now…

(CM Banks and LC look at each other confused… But walk into the locker room)

(Camera fades back out to the arena)

(Jon Kelton’s music hits as he moves slowly through the curtain.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Ayr, Scotland, weighing in at 250 pounds, THE CHOSEN ONE…JOOOON KELLLLTOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

Stew: The Chosen One, Jon Kelton, I’m telling you HYC; this kids got skills. This kids got talent! This kid has got passion and deserves to be here just as well as anyone else in this match. I’ve been very impressed…

Ring Announcer: Introducing next, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 264 pounds…THE FUTURE…GEEEEEOOOORGE COPELAAAAAAND!!!!

HYC: Are you done riding Kelton’s genitals, Stew? Good, because before your very eyes walks the man who deserves to win this match more than anyone else in my opinion, the true future of this industry, George Copeland! (H)

Ring Announcer: Introducing last, from Aberdeen, Washington, weighing in at 235 pounds, he is the National Extreme Champion…JUSTIN WINDGAAAAAATE!!!

Stew: Let’s not forget the National Extreme Champion Justin Windgate; he’s one of the best at…uhm…being the best damn him he can! I mean he isn’t National Extreme Champion for no reason, now is he?

HYC: …(no)…

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew: The bell rings as this match gets underway with all three men standing in there respective corners. They scout one another out for a bit, but then GC and Kelton lock eyes. The two meet in the middle of the ring and JW crouches in the corner…

HYC: But then out of nowhere they both turn their attention to JW and begin viciously attacking him! Mauling him like a pack of dogs! Kelton steps back as GC takes control of JW and Irish whips him full force tumbling through the ring ropes! GC seems pleased…

Stew: But this doesn’t last long as Kelton sneaks up behind GC and locks in a Sleeper Hold! Uh Oh! We have the first submission of the match as Kelton hops onto GC’s back, locking his legs and wrenching the hold even more! GC is fading! He’s wobbling!

HYC: GC is reaching out to grab anything as his eyes close shut and he falls backward! TUMBLING BOTH HIM AND KELTON OVER THE TOP ROPE! Both men are down! After several moments Kelton rises and shakes off the pain, BUT LOOK!

Stew: Out of nowhere comes JW looking to end things early here as he grabs the weary Kelton and locks in a Spider Headlock wrenching the neck and the midsection of Kelton! I’ve seen many of men fall to this…The referee asks Kelton if he wants to submit…

HYC: BUT BEFORE HE CAN EVEN ANSWER GC COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND BLAST A STEEL CHAIR INTO THE WRENCHED MIDSECTION OF KELTON! JW jumps to his feet, but IS BLASTED WITH A CHAIR SHOT HIMSELF!

Stew: Kelton could have broken ribs! JW could have a broken skull! This is absolute carnage! What the hell? What’s GC thinking now as he smiles crazily at that weapon…OH GOD! GC PUT THE CHAIR AROUND JW’S NECK!

HYC: AND HE STOMPS IT! HE STOMPS IT AGAIN! AND NOW HE’S HANDING ON THE CHAIR! GC IS CHOKING OUT HIS COMPETITION! ALL YOU HEAR IS MUFFLED OUT SCREAMS FROM JW AND…AND…HE TAPS OUT!…

Stew: NO! KELTON STAGGERS TO HIS FEET AND DIVES TO STOP THE HAND OF JW FROM HITTING THE GOUND! HE’S HOLDING THIS MATCH IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND! GC steps off the chair and grabs & lifts Kelton to his feet…

HYC:…LOW BLOW! KELTON DID THE ONLY THING LEFT IN HIS ARSENAL! YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT DESPERATE TIMES! Now what is Kelton thinking as he leaves GC rolling in pain and JW coughing up blood? Under the ring?

Stew: Good god…that…THAT’S A STEEL CHAIN! Kelton stares at the weapon with evil intentions before walking over to the man who’s manhood just got kicked in and…HE BEGINS WRAPPING IT AROUND HIS NECK! No way…

HYC: Kelton pulls the chain over his shoulder tightening the grip around GC’s neck, and what now? Oh my…He’s dragging, choking, GC all the way backstage. Finally the two make it backstage and workers run in all directions. Kelton lets go inspecting his options.

Stew: GC pulls the chain off his neck and begins rubbing his throat, coughing and gasping for breath as Kelton picks him up and SLAPS HIM right across the face sending him rolling onto a snack table full of food. Kelton smiles evil and begins climbing…

HYC: A SODA MACHINE? THAT’S RIGHT! KELTON IS CROUCHING ON TOP OF A SODA MACHINE AS GC IS LAYED OUT ON A TABLE! And…will he do it? Kelton is thinking about it. Is it worth it? YES! KELTON JUMPS…….!!!!

Stew: But GC rolls off the table and CATCHES KELTON IN MID AIR IN A SPINEBUSTER POSITION AND…SEND HIM CRASHING THROUGH THE GLASS COVER OF THAT SODA MACHINE! GOOD LORD! KELTON IS BROKEN!

HYC: What does he do now? All he was to do is….OH MY GOD! LOOK! IT’S JW LIMPING FROM THE WEST WING…AND HE HAS A KENDO STICK! JW coughs and spits some blood onto the floor BEFORE BASHING INTO GC’S BACK!

Stew: And GC is high tailing it! Heading straight for the parking lot! JW is cashing after GC with a FREAKIN KENDO STICK! WHAT A SIGHT! GC makes it to the doors and burst through them into the parking lot without looking! LOOK A CAR IS GONNA HIT-

HYC: But GC STOPS JUST IN TIME! A speeding car is the least of his worries as THE SPEEDING FERARRI JW CHARGES HIM FULL SPEED WITH A BLASTING KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE NECK!!!

Stew: GC rolls out into the middle of the parking garage where JW follows up with another Kendo Stick shock! And another! And another! Until the stick finally splits right up the middle and JW lets out a scream of rage! Welts are appearing on GC’s body and…

HYC: JW’s eyes open wide as he sprouts an idea; he’s staring directly at that limo parked in the middle of the backstage parking lot! JW grabs GC by the head and drags him closer to the limo. JW lifts GC to his head, spins him around and…

Stew: JW BASHES GC’S SKULL THROUGH THAT PASSANGERS WINDOW! BUT HE ISN’T DONE AS HE PULLS GC’S HEAD OUT AND RAMS IT INTO THE FIRST WINDOW IN THE MIDDLE! THEN FINALLY INTO THE BACKSEAT WINDOW!

HYC: JW yanks GC from the passengers window and allows him to fall to the floor, covered in blood! After admiring his work for a moment, JW opens the passengers door and places the head of GC IN THE DOOR! NO, HE WON’T DO THIS!…..

Stew: HE DOES! JW SLAMS THE DOOR CRASHING INTO GC’S SKULL! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT’S A CONCUSSION OR TWO EASILY! Now what’s JW thinking! He’s screaming at the referee for a moment before…

HYC: GOOD GOD! JW IS USING HIS FOOT TO DRIVE THAT DOOR INTO GC’S HEAD! HE’S TRAPPED! HE WAS NOWHERE TO GO! YOU CAN HEAR HIS MUFFLED SCREAMS INSIDE THE CAR! The Ref opens the other door and slides in!

Stew: THIS HAS GO TO BE IT! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT HYC! ALL THIS TIME WE’VE DOUBTED JUSTIN WINDGATE AND NOW HE’S ABOUT TO RETAIN THE NATIONAL EXTREME TITLE!!!…AND…GC TAPS!?!?!?!?

HYC: NO! OUT OF NOWHERE COMES KELTON WITH A BASEBALL BAT TO THE SIDE OF JW’S HEAD! GC rolls out of the car and crawls away trying to breath as Kelton begins unloading with that baseball bat! Kelton is pumped!

Stew: I’m surprised he’s even standing! He was put THROUGH a Soda Machine! Kelton walks to the rear of the Limp and rears back, BLASTING THAT TRUNK WITH THE BASBALL BAT AND POPING IT OPEN! What is this man thinking?

HYC: Kelton walks over and grabs JW and slaps his right across the face before pushing him near lifeless body into the trunk! Kelton has a sick smile on his face as he looks down at JW in the trunk…BUT LOOK! JW IS CLIMBING OUT!

Stew: BUT NO! KELTON SLAMS THE TRUNK DOWN RIGHT ON JW’S HEAD AND LOCKS HIM INSIDE ALL IN ONE MOTION! Kelton looks possessed as he climbs onto the trunk and SCREAMS! BUT LOOK HERE! IT’S GC!

HYC: HE’S IN A PICKUP TRUCK AS HE CHARGES FULL SPEED INTO THE TRUNK OF THE LIMO KNOCKING KELTON ONTO THE HOOD OF THE LIMO! GC hops out of the pick up and climbs to the roof of the limo as well…

Stew: Oh no…GC kicks Kelton in the gut and pulls him to his feet, loading him onto his shoulders! WE KNOW WHAT HE’S THINKING HERE! GC LINES KELTON UP AND…AND…DEATH SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!

HYC: RIGHT THROUGH THE SUNROOF OF THAT LIMO!!!! GC JUST SLAMMED KELTON RIGHT TO THE INTERIOR OF THAT LIMO!!! JON KELTON MAY HAVE JUST BEEN BROKEN IN HALF! WHAT NOW!?!?!

Stew: GC jumps through the broken sunroof window and stands up with his upper body sticking out the window…but this time he has Jon Kelton…AND HE HAS A COBRA CLUTCH LOCKED IN!!! JW IS IN THE TRUNK THRASHING AND BANGING!!!

HYC: KELTON HAS NOWHERE TO GO! JW CAN’T ESCAPE THE TRUNK! AND…………….KELTON TAPS! NO!

Stew: KELTON CAN’T TAP! BOTH OF HIS ARMS ARE LOCKED UP!!!!!

Jon Kelton: I QUIT! I TAP OUT! I QUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!

(DING DING DING)

Announcer: AND HERES YOUR WINNER AND NEW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION…..GEORGE COPELAND!!!!!!!!!!

HYC: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!! GEORGE COPELAND!!! GC IS OUR NEW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!!

Stew-O: And congratulations to him… defeating two tough competitors in Justin Windgate and Jon Kelton!

( Dynasty Extreme Elimination History/ Current year Rivalry Plays ) …

( The Light’s dim and ominous music plays as the Massive Extreme Elimination Chamber lowers to the ground while Jon Kelton and Justin Windgate are helped out of the ring)

Stew: My God, Miles and Miles of Chain Linked Steel, Thousands of Pounds IS that Chamber in itsself, all HELL breaks loose as soon as these men step into that Chamber! If your the flashiest superstar in EAW, your a BARBARIAN in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, with weapons hanging all over the Walls! ..

HYC: The rules are there are 6 men in this matchup, and the winner has to be the last one unpinned or unsubmitted! Once its time for you to exit your chamber, your lift with 3 minutes to get out or your DISQUALIFIED from the match! And Each person will be able to bring they’re own weapon, if they like! … ( Ding! Ding! Ding! ) ….

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. it is now time for the DYNASTY Extreme Elimination Chamber…. contested For The EAW CHAMPIOOOOOONSHIP!!!!! …. Introducing first…HE IS THE LEADER OF THE CHAINGANG BATALLION…..CYCLONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cyclones music plays as he walks to the ring with a huge steel chain in his hands)

Stew: And here comes the first entrant into the chamber, he will have to stand in the ring and watch the other competitors walk into their chambers and then wait for the man he will face. Earlier tonight we seen this man seemingly kill Kevin Devastation.

Announcer: AND NEXT INTRODUCING THE ONE AND ONLY MONARCH OF THE MIC…….HE IS MMMMMMIIIIIIISSSSSTTTTTEEEERRRRRR …………………….K…………………………K!!!!!!

(Mister K comes out to the ring carrying a steel pad lock)

HYC: Damn Stew, this man looks like he is on a mission tonight, a pad lock in hand and I dont know why,but hey it works for him. a man who has lost his best quality in his voice. But tonight im sure he is gonna get some revenge

Announcer: INTRODUCING NEXT FOLKS, I GIVE YOU THE DIVINE NIGHTMARE…..ASHTEN CROSS!!!!!!!

(Ashtens Cross music plays as he walks to the ring with a louiseville slugger in his hands)

Stew: And look at the pop this man got, these people are cheering a man whos made his career out of crippling every single person he has faced on Dynasty. And tonight im sure he will be trying to cripple somebody else aswell.

Announcer:AND NEXT I GIVE TO YOU…THE SHOW STOPPAH,THE MAIN EVENT,THE HEART…BREAK…BOY!!!!!!

(HBBs music plays as he comes out to the ring wearing steel platted cowboy boots)

HYC: Theres my pick to win it Stew, The Heart Break Boy knows what he has to do tonight,he knows how to get to this place again as champion. And nobody or anything can stop him if he doesnt slip up.

Announcer: AND NEXT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, I GIVE TO YOU THE PERSONIFICATION OF GREATNESS HIMSELF…..ALEXANDER DA VINCI!!!!!!!!

(ADVs Music plays as he walks down to the ring carrying a sledgehammer in his hands)
Stew: And heres Jaywalkers pick Chico, and he is the gm and im sure that he is loving this one. His pick is entering the chamber last, and we all know thats one of the best positions you can be in.

Announcer: AND FINALLY,THE MAN WHO WILL START THIS MATCH WITH CYCLONE…I GIVE TO YOU THE MAN WHO HAST FALLEN FROM GRACE…….EXTREME ENIGMA

(Extreme Enigma walks out onto the stage carrying a 16 foot ladder)

HYC: And heres Extreme Enigma coming down to the….WHAT THE HELL MAN, JAY JUST SLAMMED A CHAIR INTO EEs BACK AND NOW HES GOT A MICROPHONE

Jay: See Enigma I said it would be your last stand at RTR didnt I. So why not do the honors myself and get rid of you for good. Because two things are happening right now. First of all that chamber is closing now,so close the door boys and lock it up tight…(The Chamber doors are shut and locked by the refs)… And release HBBs pod, he will start against Cyclone. And two Enigma,you are going down to the grave RIGHT NOW. So get up you drugged out worthless peice of trash…(Jay picks up EE by the throat and begins to walk to the side of the stage)…And come over here with me. Lets look over the edge of reality and send you over it…(Jay throws his mic down and grabs EE by the throat with both hands)…

Stew: NO NO NO, JAY HAS HIM AND HE IS LIFTING HIM UP INTO THE AIR STRANGLING THE MAN WITH ALL HIS MIGHT. AND JAY DONT DO IT MAN, PLEASE DONT….

HYC: VERACITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERACITY OFF THE STAGE AS EE CRASHES DOWN INTO THE ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT.

(Jaywalker smiles at Enigmas motionless body laying down in the wires as he makes his leave backstage)

(DING DING DING)

Stew: And that was just sick Chico, Jay has stepped over the line once again and has taken Enigma out of this Chamber folks. But anyway now we have The Heart Break Boy vs Cyclone. And They lock up in the center of the ring here and Cy is keeping HBBs off the wall style at bay as he overpowers him and pushes him down into the corner and motions for him to get up. And HBB does get up and here we go again as they lock up again, except this time HBB kicks at Cyclones knee with those steel plated boots and causes him to fall to a knee grabing at it. And HBB goes off the ropes and hits a sliding clothesline to Cyclone sending him down to the mat. And now HBB picks cyclone up and sends him into the corner turnbuckle. And HBB runs and leaps on the second turnbuckle now and is laying in the punches in hard onto Cyclones forehead.

HYC: DAMN STEW, CYCLONE COUNTERED AND SENT HBB CRASHING INTO MKs POD AND DOWN TO THAT STEEL FLOOR,AND HBB IS SCREAMING IN PAIN. And Cyclone jumps out of the ring next to The Heart Break Boy. And Cyclone picks up HBBs legs and just drags him across that chamber floor ripping and tearing HBBs back. And Cyclone has both legs and looks behind him at that chamber wall. And Cyclone catapults HBB face first into the chamber sending him reeling back through the ropes back into the ring. And Cyclone climbs the turnbuckles waiting for HBB to get up. And HBB slowly gets to his feet bending over trying to get balanced as Cyclone leaps…..

( 10…….9………8……….7……….6……….5……….4…………3………2……….1…….. *Buzz* )

….(And the aerial view shows the lights spinning around the chambers and it stops on MKs chamber as it opens and he comes rushing out)…

Stew: And here comes Mister K running to the turnbuckles and punches cyclone in the head while holding that pad lock. And cyclone slumps from the top turnbuckle and falls sideways down into the chamber floor. And Mister K climbs up to the turnbuckles. And he leaps off at The Heart Break Boy going for a double sledge…..BUT HBB COUNTERS IT AND GETS HIS LEG UP CONNECTING WITH A HUGE SWEET CHIN MUSIC WITH THAT STEEL PLATTED COWBOY BOOT,SENDING MK BACK DOWN SLUMPED IN THE CORNER AS HBB TRIES GETTING UP. And HBB gets to his hands and knees trying to get up,and MK is down in the corner,and Cyclone is crawling through the third and second ropes trying to stand. And Cyclone runs at HBB as hes starting to stand and CYCLONE WITH THE THROWBACK TO HBB,AND HERES THE PIN

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HYC: And HBB kicks out Stew. And the Heart Break Boy is rolling away from Cyclone as he gets up and turns towards MK in the corner. And Cyclone tries to pick up MK from the corner and….MK WITH A LOW BLOW ON CYCLONE, AND HE JUMPS UP AND HITS THE DEAD LEVEL DDT!!! And Mister K now grabs Cyclones chain he brought in and wraps it around Cyclones hands very tightly almost tieing him up of sorts. And Mister K throws cyclone over the ropes to the outside of the chamber now. And goes out after Cyclone, and Mister K grabs that padlock he brought in and blasts Cyclone over the head with it again, causing a cut above Cyclones right eye,and you can see blood flowing already……..
( 10…….9………8……….7……….6……….5……….4…………3………2……….1…….. *Buzz* )

….(And the aerial view shows the lights spinning around the chambers and it stops on Ashtens chamber as it opens and he comes rushing out)…

Stew: Only to be met by Mister K folks,and MK just blasted Cross in the skull with that padlock of his,and MK throws Ashten back into his own pod. And MK goes to Cyclone and grabs the chain from around his wrists and brings it into Ashtens chamber with him?!?!? And Mister K closes the pod behind them. And he locks the chain around the latch and locks the padlock on it. Mister K has locked himself and Ashten Cross in that chamber and MK has picked up the bat and is laying Ashten Cross out with it, with SHOTS TO THE ARMS, THE STOMACH, THE BACK, AND MISTER K IS BRUTALIZING THE MAN. And in the ring HBB is standing in the corner trying to stand as Cyclone gets back in the ring. And HBB is standing and tapping that foot…AND HES LOOKING LIKE A MAD MAN HERE TAPPING THAT FOOT,AND CYCLONE GETS UP AND HBB HITS IT….SWEET CHIN MUSIC USING A STEEL PLATED COWBOY BOOTS. AND HBB GOES FOR THE COVER FOLKS

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Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…Cyclone has been eliminated

HYC: And HBB is sitting in the middle of the ring exsausted. And as Cyclone is being lead out of the chamber the lights are dimming yet again tonight. And…

( 10…….9………8……….7……….6……….5……….4…………3………2……….1…….. *Buzz* ) ….

( From an Aerial view, Alexander Da Vinci’s Chamber pod lights up as he Exits the pod )…

And the door opens as ADV just smiles as he brings the hammer out with him. And Alexander Da Vinci steps near Ashten Cross’s pod and sees Mister K destroying Cross with every amount of energy he has. And ADV takes the hammer and swings for the fences…BUSTING THAT GLASS OPEN AS IT FLIES OVER CROSS AND MK…AND ADV PULLS MK out of that wrecked pod folks,and throws him into the ring. And ADV takes the hammer and gives ONE MORE SHOT TO THE HEAD OF ASHTEN CROSS LEAVING HIM LAYING IN A POOL OF HIS OWN BLOOD INSIDE THAT POD!!!

Stew: And folks we have the last four men inside this chamber,and they Are Alexander Da Vinci whos the only man still standing here,The Heart Break Boy whos trying to stand across the ring from ADV. Mister K whos down in the middle of the ring and Ashten Cross whos deadweight inside his chamber. And HBB gets to his feet now, and turns to face ADV folks. And they go nose to nose and face to face, and Mister K is starting to get up using the ropes. And ADV and HBB both look at MK,and then look at each other again…..AND HBB AND ADV BOTH CROSS THEIR ARMS IN THE AIR AND HIGH FIVE,AND BOTH CROTCH CHOP AT MK. And HBB walks over to the turnbuckles and starst to climb, and ADV kicks MK in the gut and brings him in. And The Heart Break Boy isnt done folks as he climbs to the very top of the chamber itself.

HYC: AND ALEXANDER DA VINCI WITH THE LAST STAND ON MISTER K…..AND HBB GETS THE SIGNAL AND WITH A DIVING ELBOW OFF THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD STRAIGHT INTO THE HEART OF MISTER K…..AND ADV PINS MK

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Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman Mister K has been eliminated

HYC: And now were down to three men tonight. Alexander Da Vinci and The Heart Break Boy have formed an alliance and have successfully taken out Mister K, and HBB pinned Cyclone already. And Jaywalker of all people took EE out of the match before he had a chance to even compete. Now ADV and HBB look over at that pod where Ashten Cross is in a slump and both nod and go out of the ring to it. And HBB is picking the glass off of Cross now, and ADV is trying to pick up that 320 pounds of dead weight off the ground. And ADV somehow gets him up now,and sets Ashtens head against the wall of that chamber and calls for HBB to finish him off with some sweet chin music. And HBB tunes up the band and goes for the kick…

Stew: AND CROSS WITH ENOUGH SENSE PULLS ADV IN THE WAY OF THE SUPERKICK AND ADV FALLS VICTIM TO THAT DEADLY KICK…AND CROSS CLOTHESLINES HBB OVER THE ROPES BACK INTO THE RING AFTER THAT MISTAKE. And Ashten Cross bleeding like a stuffed Pig is still fighting here tonight. And he stumbles into the ring where HBB is and picks him up. And Ashten Cross with a huge spinebuster sneding HBB down to the mat. And Cross then lets out a primal scream as HBB gets up again, and ADV is still down on the outside on that steel grating as HBB is left alone in that ring with Cross. And Cross gabs HBB and lifts him high over head now for a GORILLA PRESS SLAM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING. And ADV now stirring on the outside of the ring tries to get up using the ropes,but Cross sees him and goes running AND CONNECTS A HUGE LARIAT FROM HELL SENDING ADV STUMBLING BACK INTO THE CHAIN LINK FENCE AGAIN!!!

HYC: And HBB is behind Cross and he doesnt know it…BUT HBB KIPS UP, AND IS WAITING FOR CROSS TO TURN AROUND AND HE DOES. AND HBB WITH THE INVERTED ATOMIC DROP, AND THERES ONE MORE SENDING ASHTEN CROSS REELING. AND HBB GLIDES OFF THE ROPES WITH THAT FLYING FOREARM SMASH!!!…

Stew:NO HE DOES CHICO,AS ASHTEN CROSS HAS THE HEART BREAK BOY CAUGHT ON HIS SHOULDERS…AND HERE COMES THE PAIN…QUEEN CITY CRUSHER ON THE HEART BREAK BOY. AND CROSS WITH THE COVER

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Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman The Heart Break Boy has been eliminated!!!!!!!

Stew: And were down to Alexander Da Vinci and Ashten Cross. Two men who have never won the World Title before in their lives and one of them tonight will walk out of here champion. And Ashten Cross is standing near the ropes,and ADV rolls back into the ring on the opposite side of the ring. And ADV gets up using the ropes and stares into Cross’s eyes and Cross stares into Da Vinci’s. And the realisation has set in that one of these two men will walk out of this ring tonight as the EAW Champion and the otehr will be defeated once and maybe for all. And both men walk to the center of the ring and ADV takes a wild swing right into the face and jaw of Ashten Cross…but he ducks it! Ashten ducks it and takes back control setting up for a…RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! THAT SUPLEX SETTING UP FOR THE INEVITABLE…

HYC: LARIAT FROM HELL! ASHTEN BOUNCHES OFF THE ROPES AND HITS IT PICTURE PERFECT! ADV feels the impact and begins to make his way to his feet again, but Cross is waiting as he…picks ADV up for the Queen City Crusher! IT’S OVER!!! AND THERES THE PIN

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Stew: BUT ADV KICKS OUT FOLKS. AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN. Ashten Cross not satisfied picks up ADV again for anothe Queen City Crusher to end it,and that may be what its gonna take to finish him…..BUT ADV SLIDES DOWN ASHTENs BACK AND SPINS HIM AROUND…..KICKS HIM IN THE GUT…HE’S GOING FOR THE LAST STAND! ADV LOCKS BOTH ARMS AND JUMPS CONNECTING A HUGE LAST STAND RIGHT ON THE MAT!! AND THERES A PIN FROM ADV!!!

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HYC: WAIT A MINUTE FOLKS, AND THIS TIME ITS ASHTEN CROSS WHO KICKS OUT THIS TIME. And ADV follows up on the Last Stand by going and grabbing his trusty Sledge Hammer now folks. And ADV waits for Ashten to get up and hes gonna dot him in between the eyes. AND ASHTEN CROSS GETS UP AND TURNS TOWARDS ADV…AND THERES THE SLEDGE HAMMER STRAIGHT IN BETWEEN THE EYES OF ASHTEN CROSS…

Stew: NO NO NO NO….ASTREN CROSS DODGED IT BY DUCKING UNDER IT…..AND ADV IS ON HIS SHOULDERS AS A RESULT. AND HERE COMES THE PAIN AGAIN….A SECOND QUEEN CITY CRUSHER ON ALEXANDER DA VINCI!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THERES THE PIN

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Announcer: Ladies And Gentleman Alexander Da Vinci has been eliminated…..And I give to you the……..SEVENTH AND FINAL PARTICIPANT IN THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER BY WAY OF CASHING IN HIS CONTRACT……

( “You Think You Know Me” begins to play over the arena)

Announcer: MISTER DE……..DE……….DE!!!!!!!!!!!!

HYC: OH MY GOD NOT THIS WAY, NOT THIS WAY. AND HERE COMES DDD RUNNING TO THE RING. AND THAT CHAMBER DOOR CANT OPEN FAST ENOUGH FOLKS…AND DDD IS IN THE RING AS CROSS GETS UP…..AND THERES THE SPEAR DEAD CENTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND DDD GETS THE LEG HOOKED

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(DING DING DING)

Stew: No damn it no….Ashten Cross had this one folks. He came back from the depths of losing and had the thing won. Ashten Cross was champion but Mister DEDEDE cashed in that contract of his,and damn it to hell this is wrong. This is so wrong.

(Camera shows Mr. DEDEDE celebrating with his newly won EAW Championship… then slowly fades to black)

( EAW logo buzzes )

( A re-enactment of a group of soldiers are seen, walking across barren lands )

( The leader of the pack stops the rest of the soldiers, just as they reach a more battle-ready civilization )

Narrator: When you step into another territory…..

Northern Soldier Leader: We’ve reached the south…

Soldier _# 1: Are you sure you don’t want to turn back now?…

Soldier Leader: We came too far to let Lincoln down now… move…

Narrator: EVERYTHING changes… ( The soldiers advance, as they head into a clear forest down an easy path ) …

Southern Soldier Leader: STOP! … ( The Northern Soldiers turn around, as a pack of Southern Soldiers are seen, armed )

Southern Soldier Leader: It’s a shame that you didnt listen to your cadet… its time to die now…

Northern Soldier Leader: We will not die. We will FIGHT…. ( The Northern Soldiers arm themselves ) .. ( The Southern Army run fullspeed at the Northern Soldiers )

Southern Soldiers: FOR THE CONFEDERACY!!!! … ( The Northern Army run towards the Southern Army )

Northern Soldiers: FOR THE UNION!!!! ….

( The two armies collide, as the Territorial Invasion logo animation flashes on the screen, and is sliced in half with a virtual knife to reveal the Dynasty & Showdown logos ) …

Narrator: TERRITORIAL INVASION… ( “Reminded” by Drowning Pool plays, as the promo vids for each match play )

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Narrator: The pride of Dynasty, the EAW Championship could very well be at stake… with the Generation Genesis in hot pursuit, and in complete control… 4 men. George Copeland. Alexander Da Vinci. The Returning Hova. And Cyclone could be the final hope for Dynasty…

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Narrator: Speaking of Pride… ( The re-enactment plays, as the Northern and Southern Soldiers are seen destroying each other with guns and swords )

Narrator: The pride of EAW is also at stake. With the tyrannical General Manager of Showdown, Carlos, ready and willing to strip EAW of it’s very “Extreme” fashion… the only defending force is the Heart Break Boy, ready to put it all on the line for the purpose of Extreme…

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Narrator: And perhaps the most pride at stake… Mr.DEDEDE returns, and is the ONLY FORCE that can control CC and RRS from getting out of hand… but there will be nothing that can stop Captain Charisma and RRS from what they will do to eachother tonight…

( The Re-enactment pans as the Southern Army Leader and the Northern Army Leader are seen battling with swords, with few other people left )

Narrator: The Hardcore Headliner, and the Atomic Bombshell face off for the final time… And it will be the last man standing,

( Camera switches back to the Civil War Re-enactment, with the Northern Soldier Leader holding up a bloody sword in victory, with every single other soldier laying on the battle field assumingly dead )…

Narrator: Who gains the spoils… ( Fired shots are heard, as well as a groan and the Northern Leader drops to the floor dead ) …

( A bloody EAW Logo flashes onto the screen ) …

( Pyrotechnics blast all over the inside of the arena, and blast from the top of the arena as the Fireworks sound all over the sky ) …

( Camera pans all over the arena showing the cheering, raging fans )

ETR: We’re here!! At the Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas, Nevada…. WELCOME TO THE 2ND ANNUAL TERRITORIAL INVASIOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!! I’m ETR!!!

Deadprez: And im Deadprez! We have SO MUCH to offer for the EAW Fans right here and right now! We’ve got the sake of Extreme on the line tonight! Team Extreme vs Chairs are for Sitting will decide the FATE of Extreme Answerz Wrestling in almost an entirety!

ETR: Of course, the legendary CC vs RRS feud comes to its ultimate and only climax here tonight! This is the last encounter, the final time we see these two men! These two men, who started their feud on Showdown are now ending it at Territorial Invasion! How will it all go down??

Deadprez: But we’ve got a whole night to get to, so lets switch-over to our Dynasty Colleagues, Stew-O and HYC! …

( The broadcast switches over to the Dynasty table )

Hey Yo Chico: Stew-O and I ready to call the Dynasty matches, and lets get started with our first bout of the night! ANOTHER Final Encounter between longtime rivals, Latino Game and Mister K…

Stew-O: These guys have been going at it for almost 3 years! A rivalry that is very underrated and a rivalry that will culminate here tonight.. I’m excited to see what’s going to happen between these two, because while Game is fighting to get his name back to the top, MK is trying to show Game that this is HIS territory and he won’t allow it to be invaded by the likes of him!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: The opening bell rings and Latino goes after MK! Latino Game is now unleashing furies of punches onto him! Latino Game wants revenge for what Mk has done to him and Mk is helpless! Latino Game taunts to the crowd as they cheer him on and Irish whip him to a turnbuckle but hold on! Mk doesn’t budge and kitchen sinks him right in the gut! Mister K grits his teeth and goes on his knees and puts Latino Game in a sleeper position and now he’s doing repeated elbow shots to the skull of Latino Game! Mister K slams Latino Game down onto the mat and hooks the leg and this could be it!

Ref: One….Two….

HYC: But LG kicks out! You got to wonder how much ring rust Latino Game has. He hasn’t wrestled in a EAW ring for months! And that could give Mk a huge advantage! Mister K helps Latino Game to his feet and drops him down with a scoop slam! Mister K runs to the ropes and Latino Game is slowly getting up to his feet but Mister K rebounds back with a lariat right into the jaw of Latino Game! And Mister K hooks the leg once more.

Ref: One……

Stew-O: But Latino Game kicks out at one! But that doesn’t affect Mister K because he now has a cocky grin on his face and is slapping the head of Latino Game just yelling for him to get up. Latino Game is slowly getting up and another hard slap to Latino Game! Mister K is just looking at the groggy Latino Game and M!K Check! But Game pushes Mister K to the ropes and enziguri! Latino Game gets up and reels a dazed Mk in and a suplex! Latino Game gets up with Mister K still in his hold and another suplex! And will Latino Game connect with the three amigos? Latino Game gets up again and once more with a suplex!

HYC: Latino Game is feeling the momentum rush threw this body and he picks up Mister K but Mister K quickly rolls out of the ring! Mister K is not happy at all and he is banging on our announce table! But he turns around to Latino Game with a seated senton onto him! Latino Game grabs our ring bell and is stalking Mister K just biding his time waiting to strike. And I am not sure Mister K knows what’s headed for him! Mister K is getting up holding his head and here comes Latino Game charging to him and BELL SHOT! BUT MISTER K DROP TOE HOLDS LG INTO THE STEEL STEPS!

Stew-O: I am not sure if that was pure instinct or what but somehow Mister K at the last second managed to move out of the way and make Latino Games plan backfire! Mister K grabs Games head and throws LG into the barricade! And Mister K is talking trash to him and Mister K gets back the momentum in this match. Latino Game gets up though and slaps Mister K! And Mister K fuming tries to punch LG but he ducks and connects a neckbreaker! Latino Game now looks at the turnbuckle and rolls back into the ring. And this looks to be bad…Latino Game is going up high and Mister K is still down on the ground! And Latino Game is feeling froggy here!!!

HYC: But wait look Stew-O! Because Mister K notices what’s going on and rolls back into the ring and connects with a big boot to the side of Latino Games skull and now he goes on the top rope and both men are punching each other! But out of nowhere Mister K with a eye poke and he throws Latino Game off the turnbuckle! And he shakes the cobwebs out of his head and stands tall on the top turnbuckle and we barely see Mister K doing high flying maneuvers but he must have learned something while being in the New Breed Division and he screams in the air!

Mk: MISSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Mk: KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Stew-O: AND MISTER K WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO LATINO GAME!!!!! AND WOW WE BARELY SEE HIM DO STUFF LIKE THAT! But he hits it and hooks the leg! And this has got to be it! Latino Game has got to be unconscious after that and this one is over!

Ref: One……Two……Three!!!!

HYC: But Latino Game kicks out! LG might not have wrestled for us in month’s like I said earlier but it looks like he still got it. And his resilient is stronger then ever! Mister K gets up and is now looking at the ref saying it was a three count but the ref is still sticking to what he saw and that was a two count! Latino Game from behind though rolls up Mister K and here’s another pin!

Ref: One….Two….

Stew-O: But Mister K kicks out of it! Latino Game runs to the ropes and connects a senton onto Mister K! And Latino Game screams in the air and he’s signaling for the end here! Latino Game positions Mister K to the middle of the ring and now goes onto the turnbuckle. Will he hit it this time? Will we see Latino Game end up the victor of this match? Latino Game leaps into the air and FROG SPLASH! BUT MISTER K ONCE AGAIN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY SENDING LATINO GAME INTO THE COLD HARD CANVAS!

HYC: Mister K must of played possum because he quickly gets up picking Latino Game up for M!K CHECK AND HE COVERS GAME!

Ref: One……Two…..Three!!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Announcer: Here is your winner!!!!!! MISSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KKKKKKK!!!!!!

Stew-O: It’s MK!! Mister K who ONCE AGAIN comes out on top to end this long, bitter rivalry between he and Latino Game! From 2008 to 2010 these guys have had bad blood, and now the blood is spilled all over the ring! A nice opening to a Free Per View that I’m sure will continue to impress..

( Camera fades backstage to the Generation Genesis’ lockerroom, with the 4 male members standing around )

CM Banks: Rolecall… Hurricane Hawk?

Hurricane Hawk: Aye.

CM Banks: Impact?

Y2Impact: Aye.

CM Banks: Lethal Consequences?

Lethal Consequences: Aye.

CM Banks: And CM Banks, aye… its not often we’re competing on the same team in the same exact match, we’re used to working as a unit in a separated exterior fashion. Maria’s getting ready for a match, this… is just another night for the Generation Genesis to take over. That’s it. This is nothing new. Nothing out of the ordinary, we’re here to win. Now that we have everything under wraps, is there anything anyone wants to get off their chest, any other plans to devise? We’ve spent the entire week meeting… this is it.

Y2Impact: I have one thing… we need to be fighting this match like its the EAW Championship on the line. This isn’t some other 4 on 4 Tag Team Match where we can just take the loss and act like it doesn’t mean anything.. it DOES mean something. If we lose this, it’s like we’re giving the EAW Championship back to Dynasty to be wrongly used. We’re here to not only keep Showdown under our control, but the entire EAW. And im sure with disgraces like Cyclone and Hova as their premiere guys, this is a piece of cake.

CM Banks: But don’t keep your guard down for a second…

Y2Impact: Not a split second…

CM Banks: Anyone else?

Lethal Consequences: Yeah. What if you have to use the bathroom during the match, can I abandon the GG?.. You know, kinda like the way Banks abandoned me at Midsummer Massacre just for some bosom?

Y2Impact: :|..

Lethal Consequences: Relax. Take a joke.

CM Banks: You’re not funny…

Hurricane Hawk: This is serious, LC… we’re on a mission right now that revolves around the entire reason the Generation Genesis was born.

Lethal Consequences: I gotchu. Chiill…

CM Banks: Alright… Imp, can you get the camera-man out of here? We have strategy to discuss…

Y2Impact: Certainly…

( Impact gets up and heads towards the camera, as it cuts to the arena )

( Camera fades to the Ring Announcer )

Announcer: This upcoming fatal four way match is scheduled for onefall… and is for the vacant VIXEEEEENS CHAMPIOOOONSHIP!!! ..

( Cherise’s music plays as she Comes Out )

Announcer: Introducing the challengers… From London, England… CHEEEEEEEEEERISE!!!

Deadprez: The Vixens Championship is on the line for the first time in get this, over a YEAR! And the underdog in this match, no doubt has to be Cherise… but the Underdog isn’t always counted out of the equation, and if she’s underestimated too much, she WILL suprise everyone..

ETR: Cherise said on Showdown that she plans on being the first and greatest Vixens Champion since Sabina, and pave the way for a rejuvinated Vixens Division! ..

( Kendra Shamez’ music plays as she Comes Out )

Announcer: And the opponents….. first.. from Buffalo, New York… she is the General Manager of DYNASTYYYYYYY…. KENDRAAAAAAAAA SHAMEEEEZ!!!

ETR: Here she is, one of the most controversial figures in EAW Today, Kendra Shamez! As glad as I am that she’s not GM of Showdown, and is terrorizing Dynasty however she wants, I gotta admit that Kendra is my pick to win the Vixens Title!

Deadprez: I dont know if Kendra’s had enough time to prepare for this match, being the GM of Dynasty AND a Title Contender is NOTHING easy, ETR! ..

( Maria’s music plays as she Comes Out )

Announcer: From Toronto, Ontario, Canada…. MAAAAAAARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Deadprez: Now here comes Maria, who is another big-time face around here, being an esteemed member of the great Generation Genesis! She has alot to fight for, representing the GG and getting her first shot at Vixens Championship Gold! …

( Heart Break Gal’s music plays as she Comes Out )

Announcer: And finally… from Dallas, Texas… she is the HEART… BREEEEEEEEEAK… GAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!

ETR: HBG without a doubt has the most experience in this matchup! She knows how to take people out in many, many ways and could practically TEACH these other Vixens! I think these Vixens, if i were them, I’d take the initiative and put HBG out of the equation by teaming up on her, and then taking the others out for the win, thats just me.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Deadprez: The 4 Vixens are in the ring, squaring off… and Heart Break Gal turns towards Cherise and BACKS her in the turnbuckle, and delivers harsh knee’s into her abdomin repeatedly! And now Kendra heads towards Maria, but Maria delivers the boot to the gut, and delivers a harsh european uppercut! And Kendra turns around and forces the ref to separate them, as Maria heads over and shoves the referee away from Kendra!! And Maria delivers rapid right-hands into Kendra’s skull over and over… until Kendra FIRES A SUPERKICK OUT OF THE CORNER!!! As Maria is dazed! She is DAZED as a gasp comes across the arena, and Kendra springboards off of the Turnbuckle, and delivers a CROSSBODY! AND THE COVER!

ETR: 1!!!!!……….. 2!!!… but the shoulder out! Now look at Cherise, sitting at the turnbuckle coughing and holding her gut, and Heart Break Gal heads towards Kendra and TOSSES HER over the top rope to the outside of the ring!!! But Kendra hangs onto the ropes, and as HBG turns around towards Kendra, Kendra shoulders into HBG’s ribs from in between the ropes, and from BEHIND, MARIA KICKS the back of Kendra’s knee! Taking Kendra down! And Maria lifts Kendra’s leg and drops several elbow drops into that hurt knee, and delivers a leglock! Now Cherise rolls out of the ring, and heads back into the ring behind HBG who was watching Maria take down Kendra… and from BEHIND, CHERISE ROLLS IN AND DELIVERS A BULLDOG, PLANTING HBG FACEFIRST INTO THE MAT!!

Deadprez: And Cherise covers HBG! 1!!!!!………….2!!!…… but the shoulder out from HBG! And now Cherise grabs HBG’s head and BANGS it into the canvas, and presses the cover over HBG again! 1!!!!……… but HBG shoulders out! Now look! Maria grabs Cherise from behind and tosses her out of the ring from inbetween the ropes! And as HBG tries sitting up, Maria stomps a BAAAAD BOOT INTO HBG’S FACE! THAT COULD BUST HER OPEN! YOU COULD HEAR THE SMACK THRU-OUT THE ARENA! And now Maria covers! 1!!!!……….2!!!……….. but Kendra drops a forearm quickly over Maria’s spine! And Maria gets up and turns around, screaming at Kendra, and Maria heads towards Kendra… but Kendra drop-toe-hold’s Maria as she drops throat-first over the middle rope!! And…

ETR: And Cherise is getting back up, as Kendra gets up and uses her able-left knee to press it against the back of Maria’s head, choking her out with the rope! And look at Cherise outside the ring! Cherise pulls out a Kendo Stick from under the ring, and SMACKS IT STRAIGHT INTO MARIA’S SKULL!!! And now Kendra releases the chokehold with the knee, and now Maria rolls out of the ring in pain as Cherise is quick to hook up Maria… and delivers a HARSH SNAP-SUPLEX STRAIGHT INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! And now look at HBG from behind, HBG SCOOPS UP KENDRA, FOR THE ROLLUP!!! THIS IS IT!! 1!!!!! 2!!!!!!!! … But Kendra NARROWLY kicks out!

Deadprez: HBG was just given too much time, and she’s back now as both women get up swiftly, and Kendra swings a clothesline… but HBG ducks under it, heads behind Kendra and kicks Kendra into the gut, as she PLANTS the Jumping Tornado DDT!!!!

ETR: WOW! Kendra was DRILLED!

Deadprez: And now look! Cherise pulls HBG out of the ring by her leg, as HBG lands on the outside! And Cherise rolls in and covers Kendra! 1!!!!!!………..2!!!!……… but Kendra kicks out! Kendra’s made some very important kickouts to keep this match going so far! Now Cherise is climbing up on the turnbuckle behind Kendra… and Cherise is on the middle rope, waiting for Kendra to return to her feet… and Kendra does as Cherise leaps off for the Diving European Uppercuuuuu–

ETR: No! Cherise FAKED it! And Kendra is seen jumping out of the way like a mess, as Cherise FINALLY leaps off when Kendra gains her composure, and delivers a Diving Crossbody!!!! … But wait! Kendra carries Cherise on the way down and reverses the landing into a covering pin!!! 1!!!!!……… 2!!!!, but a quick kickout! And now in comes Maria, who takes down Kendra with a right-hand momentarily… and now Maria grabs Cherise… and WITH AL OF HER FORCE, DRIVES CHERISE SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!! YOU CAN HEAR THE THUD, THE SHARP CONNECTION, AS CHERISE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING GRASPING HER ARM AND GROANING! And now Maria turns around..

Deadprez: And HBG is seen running at Maria with a clothesline!!! But Maria ducks under it, and performs a unique roll-up from the side for the pin!!! 1!!!!!……….2!!!……. but KENDRA snaps a HUGE KICK INTO THE BACK OF MARIA’S SKULL! As Maria releases and the referee INSTANTLY checks on Maria, she doesn’t look so good! Now look, Kendra seems to have pulled a Steel Chair in the ring while she was down, as Kendra picks it up from the corner and JABS IT straight into HBG’s ribs!!! And Kendra sizes it up, and CRACKS IT OVER THE SKULL OF THE HEART BREAK GAL!!! WHAT A SHOT!!!! And now Kendra drops the chair, KENDRA COVERS!!! 1!!!!!!………….2!!!!!!……………. but CHERISE DELIVERS A BASEBALL SLIDE INTO KENDRA’S FACE!

ETR: That was CLOOOSE!!! If the ref didn’t see Cherise coming, that WOULD have been a 3 count! Cherise now grabs HBG and tosses her out of the ring, as HBG falls right infront of the ramp… and now Cherise pulls up Kendra again…. but LOOK AT MARIA, MARIA COMES BEHIND CHERISE AGAIN, AND MARIA RUNS CHERISE SHOULDERFIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPO— NO!!! CHERISE SPINS BEHIND MARIA, AND RUNS MARIA STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!! PAYBACK IS A BITCH!!! Now wait a minute… wait a minute! Cherise is turning around and Kendra has ahold of the Steel Chair again!!! And Kendra SPIKES the Chair into Cherise’s ribs AGAIN… AND KENDRA SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR INTO CHERISE’S SPINE!!!

Deadprez: And now Cherise is on her back, as Kendra sits on Cherise’s stomach, and presses the tip of the Steel Chair STRAIGHT into Cherise’s throat!!! And Kendra orders the referee to count! This is SICK! 1!!!!!!! ………. 2!!!!……………..3!!!!!………….

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( Kendra Shamez’ music plays as she’s given the Vixens Championship, and celebrates arrogantly )

Announcer: The winner of this match… and the NEEEEEEEEEW VIXENS CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOONNNN…. KENDRRAAAAA SHAAAAAMEZZZZZZZ!!!

Deadprez: Well i’ll be! Kendra Shamez did it!

ETR: What a win! What! A! Win! Kendra Shamez has CEMENTED herself into EAW’s history tonight, becoming returning Vixen’s Champion!

Deadprez: I really didn’t think she’d make it! I didn’t think she’d win, I thought someone like HBG or Maria who was alot more focused and had alot more time to be a champion would win, but Kendra Shamez has come out on top!

ETR: A very telling victory, Kendra Shamez has just established herself right here as the best Vixen in EAW, and Kendra WILL prove herself to be better than Sabina ever was!

Deadprez: Okay…

( Camera fades backstage to Max A. Million standing in the interview room )
Max A. Million: Ladies and Gentlemen, im standing backstage with… well… these guys.

( Carlos, Speedy, StarrStan, SG2, and Sick Drake Blake walk into the room wearing shirts saying “Chairs are for Sitting )

Max A. Million: Carlos, tonight your team faces off in an established Traditional Elimination Match… ( Carlos stares off into space, not giving Max any eye contact ) … I’d just like to ask you or, or one of your teammates, what are you guys trying to establish here tonight? … ( Carlos continues staring into space ) …

Max A. Million: Well?…

Sick Drake Blake: Carlos won’t be speaking. The Showdown General Manager is above answer questions to those considered peasants, and moths around the tattered clothing that EAW calls “extreme”, such as yourself.. so ill take the mic.. ( Drake snatches the mic from Max )

Sick Drake Blake: So say everything Carlos would have, our establishment tonight is here to prove that Extreme Answers Wrestling has potential. EAW has potential to be one of the absolute greatest E-feds of all time… and it may have been if it werent for this blemish on the beautiful face of this company.

Sick Drake Blake: Extreme.

Sick Drake Blake: So often have we been egged on in playing into this “Extreme” ordeal. Tearing flesh from bone, gashing our skin, crying our eyes, popping pain killer after soma in attempt to relieve the unnecissary pain that these EAW Superstars go through every single week. We’re saving LIVES in this movement. To abolish Extreme Rules from EAW, and to preserve the longevity of Extreme Answers Wrestling superstars… SG2 will give you the example. ( Drake passes the mic to SG2, but Speedy interceps it and grabs ahold of it )

Speedy: Your favorite EAW Legends… Masters… Mak … Jaywalker …. Mr.DEDEDE… more. ( Carlos begins shaking in anger as he speaks into the mic )They’ve put their limbs on the line everytime they stepped into the EAW ring. They were pressed bye the INSUBORDINANCE OF THESE STUPID, EAW “FANS” WHO DROOL OVER SEEING THE BLOOD OF THE HARDWORKING EAW SUPERSTARS, SPILLED ALL OVER THE ARENA. SAVAGES. THATS WHAT THESE PEOPLE ALL ARE, SAVAGES.

Speedy: THESE EAW FANS DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S BEST FOR THEMSELVES… HOW ON EARTH ARE THEY GOING TO KNOW WHAT’S BEST FOR THESE HARDWORKING EAW SUPERSTARS? THE INSUBORDINANCE OF THE EAW SUPERSTARS FOR SUCCOMBING TO THIS SILLY “TRADITION”, AND THE INSUBORDINANCE OF EAW MANAGEMENT BAFFLES ME. IT REALLY DOES… BUT PICTURES WILL BE SPEAKING THOUSANDS OF WORDS TONIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

Carlos: PICTURES WILL SAY THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF WORDS. STRUCTURES. OUR 5 ADVERSARIES LOVE THE FEELING OF PAIN SO MUCH? CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR… BECAUSE WE DONT NEED STEEL CHAIRS TO MAKE YOU SUFFER. STEEL CHAIRS WILL BE THE ONLY FOUNDATION THESE PEOPLE WILL HAVE, WHEN THEY WATCH THEIR PRECIOUS FAN FAVORITES DECIMATED WITH OUR BARE HANDS…. WE—

( Speedy turns to his right with an angry expression, as the Heart Break Boy walks onto the screen covering his ears wearing a shirt saying “Chairs are for Hitting” ) ..

Heart Break Boy: Damn, Speedy… could you BE any louder? Our team was trying to conjure up epic Table moves and Chairshots, as well as Trashcan Combos and all that good stuff to take you guys out… but you keep ruining it with your ruckus….

( Speedy bumps heads with HBB, until Drake and SG2 back him up and corner HBB )…

Carlos: Leave him… he’ll suffer very soon… ( Carlos leaves the interview room, as the rest of the team follows )

(The lights dim ever so slightly as the storied rivalry between Robbie and Extreme Enigma is shown)

Stew-O: Folks this one is sure to have every bit of blood boiling in the veins of both men! They truely hate each other so much that a grudge from a high school relationship from years ago… has found its way into this. Robbie fighting to avenge himself, while EE is fighting to have Kendra on his side, lets see this finally end

(The lights still dimmed become strobbed with green and purple dots filling the stage, then the ramp, and finnally in the ring as Extreme Enigmas music begins to play)

HYC: Here we go Stew, coming out is Extreme Enigma, a man who is doing this for Kendra and himself

(Extreme Enigma walks out on the stage and raises his right hand to the infamous Enigmatic Gun, and “shoots” it towards the ring cause a line of pyro to explode one by one down to the ring, Enigma runs after it and slides in the ring and stands waiting on Robbie)

Stew: Wow, he truely brought the big guns tonight folks Enigma is shooting off the first shots in this battle!

HYC: You mean WAR Stew, get it right.

(Robbie Vs music starts to play as the arena explodes in cheers, and nothing else as Robbie walks out to the stage. He slowly walks down the ramp clapping the fans hands and really showing he loves the fan support as Robbie slides in the ring and looks right at Enigma as he screams along with the fans Rob….Bie….V)

Stew: HYC we see these people love Robbie and really cant stand what Enigma has become, now lets go to the announcer for the introductions Chico!

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen introducing first from New Jersey city New Jersey….. Weighing in tonight at 226 pounds… He is the man who Has Fallen From Grace…. EXXXXTTTRRREEEMMMEEEEE ENIGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

HYC: This man tonight has become hated… has become disgustingly hated, but im sure thats because he is up against this man!

Announcer: And secondly, his opponent… From Las Vegas Nevada… He is the hometown hero tonight… The Expendable himself… Rob…..Bie…..V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew: WOW what a pop tonight Chico, this is sure to be a great one. And wow they arent waisting any time here, as robbie and EE run to the center exchanging lefts and rights! And the brawl is on with EE getting the upperhand with a low kick to the knee, and EE throws Robbie to the ropes for another kick right to the gut. And EE sets up for the Twist and robbie counters it in mid-move spinning Enigma around again, continueing the fight with straight rights to the head!

HYC: WOW these two are throwing rights and lefts after an early attempt at the Twist, and Robbie now going to the low kicks to Enigmas knees! And 2 kicks to the right leg, and a third as EE falls to the knee holding it, as robbie goes off the ropes quickly for a knee sliding closeline to the back of EEs skull. And EEs face bounces off the mat from that and robbie knows he is stunned abit here and picks EE up. Robbie with alot of force whips him into the turnbuckles and follows him in with a shoulder thrust, and a second one while hes there. And EE looks like hes got the wind knocked out of him..

Stew: And Robbie sees it and takes no break as he runs across the ring and bounces off the ropes and runs at EE for not the shoulder… not the monkey flip… but Robbie goes for a HUGE BOOT TO ENIGMAS SKULL!!!!!!!!!!…… But no not today fans as EE ducks under it but uses Robbies momentum to not only go over head, but sends him flying down into the apron and then hitting the floor. And EE climbs out to the apron and waits holding the ropes as Robbie gets to his feet holding his left leg a bit from the fall and turns towards EE…..Who runs at him and leaps for a hurricanrana sending Robbie spinning over the barricade and into the first row of the fans!

HYC: WOW what a move early on, and EE now climbs over the barricade going after Robbie! Extreme Enigma stomping away at Robbies left leg, as Robbie crawls deep into the crowd here. And Robbie makes it to a vertical base here holding a retaining wall to the second level of seats as EE just kicks away at him. But Robbie with a few right hands backs EE off a bit as Robbie tries moving that leg, getting some blood flow back into it as EE charges back at him! But this time Robbie with a huge right boot to the skull while holding that barricade sending EE back down. And as EE falls flat on his back as his skull BOUNCES OFF THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!

Stew: And now heres the fan support as Robbie grabs a chair and hands it to a fan as robbie picks up EE and stands his weary body up and has that fan hold the chair next to his face! And Robbie jumps on that retaining wall and taunts with the fans and turns to EE and…..ROBBIE HIT THE VEN-ASSASSINATOR SENDING EXTREME ENIGMA FLYING BACKWARDS. And Robbie now in control is after EE who has crawled away somehow gets to his feet. And Robbie searching for EE in the people, and they are giving EE up pointing to where he went.

HYC: Robbie now going towards the stage in search for Enigma looking behind him,in front of him,beside him,and even above him. And robbie jumps a barricade to go near the stage as he begs the crowd to tell him, and the fans point behind the curtain beside the ramp. Robbie opens the curtain…..ONLY TO BE BLASTED BY A CHAIR BU EXTREME ENIGMA FOLKS……AND EE WITH ANOTHER ONE TO THE SKULL SPLITTING ROBBIE OPEN AS HE CRUMBLES TO THE FLOOR!!!!! And EE goes behind the curtain again and dont tell me he is just walking out of this match Stew.

Stew: I dont think he is Chico…..BUT EXTREME ENIGMA IS DRIVING OUT HERE ON A FORKLIFT HYC!?!?!?!? As he drives it next to robbie and gets out and lays him on that wooden palet that was on the fork and EE stomps him again and gets back in the cab. And he drives it closer to the ring and gets it as close to the ring as he can. And starts lifting robbie into the air…..And robbies atleast 15 feet up as EE DROPS HIM DOWN INTO THE RING!!!!!!!!! And EE lowers the lift again and steps out of the cab.

HYC: Enigma is sliding into the ring now and goes near robbie and EE picks up robbies left leg, and spins over it and drops down with a leg breaker style leg drop. And EE gets up and does it once more with alittle more impact, and EE lifts up the leg and spins over it again. But EE taunts the fans now letting them know hes in control as Robbies leg shoots up lowblowing EE!!!!! And EE falls over holding his groin Robbie rolls over and under the ropes to the outside, And on one good leg limps over to the steps and picks them up. And he slides the top steps under the bottom rope and slides in behind them.

Stew: And Robbie gets up and goes over to EE and rolls him next to the ropes between the ropes and steps. Robbie goes off the opposite ropes and rolls and leaps up on top of the steps and crashes down on top of EE with Rolling Thunder with extra height from the steps, and goes for the pin.

Ref: 1…………………………………….2…………………………………………………

HYC: EE gets his shoulder up right here and Robbie is looking for something else to do as he gets to his feet and limps to the turnbuckles. And robbie springs up to the top rope and flies off with a big time flip leg drop right on EEs throat. And Robbie grabs at his own leg after that move and rolls outside the ring again. Robbie grabs the bottom part of the steps that he left and struggling to lift them Robbie manages to slide them in. And again robbie slides in again.

Stew: And Robbie slides them up against the ropes near the turnbuckles and picks EE up and lays him against them. Robbie grabs the other set of steps and positions them in front of EEs face. And he walks to the opposite turnbuckles and climbs up. And Robbie taunts the fans once again Rob…..Bie…..V. And the fans are on their feet as Robbie leaps…….VEN-TERMINATOR AS IT CONNECTS FULL FORCE WITH TOSE STEEL STEPS!!!!!!!!!

HYC: BUT NOT THE WAY HE WANTED TOO STEW…..AS EE NOT ONLY LIFTED THE STEPS OFF HIM,BUT THREW THEM RIGHT AT ROBBIES LEGS!!!!!!!! And hes gotta be done now, but no EE gets to his feet and lifts up Robbie and whips him into the turnbuckles. And follows him in as robbie gains some senses back and grabs the ropes and lifts up and lands behind EE, but no EE doesnt even stop as he runs up the turnbuckles now and leaps backwards. And BAM THERES THAT WHISPER IN THE WIND FOLKS, ITS BALLGAME NOW. And EE covers him

Ref: 1………………………………2……………………………………..

Stew: Not today Chico as EE does not get the job done there as Robbie gets the shoulder up. And EE is frustrated as can be here and he yells at the crowd while he climbs to the top turnbuckle again. And takes his shirt off here and throws it into the crowd and leaps high in the air. AND I MEAN HUGE FALL FROM GRACE RIGHT ONTO ROBBIES STERNUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND EE COVERS ROBBIE ONCE AGAIN

Ref: 1…………………………………….2…………………………………………..3

HYC: NO DAMN IT NO…..ROBBIE MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP AND EXTREME ENIGMA IS LOOKING ON WITH A EUPHORIC LOOK IN HIS EYES. And Extreme Enigma rolls out of the ring and grabs at the apron of the ring and throws it up, and looks like hes seen his best friend, as Enigma looks up to the ceiling smiling and it looks like hes saying something.

EE: Thank you God, hahhaha

Stew: And Enigma pulls out a 20 foot ladder and he leans it against that forklift as he looks again and pulls out a table. And slides it in the ring. And he pulls out a second table and slides it in and EE slides in the ring aswell. And EE sets up a table and then leg drops Robbie to keep him down. And EE sets up the other table next to it and picks up Robbie. And EE turns around to make sure the tables are as close as can be and….
HYC: CONCUSSION FROM ROBBIE!!!!!!!!!!! HOW IN HELL DID HE PULL THAT OFF WHEN EE TURNED AWAY FOR ONE SECOND, ONE SPLIT SECOND. BUT IT CONNECTED AS EE FALLS FACE FIRST ON ONE OF THOSE TABLES. AND ROBBIE GETS ON THE TABLE WITH HIM. AND LOCKS IN A MUTA LOCK ON THE TABLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Stew: The 420 is what he calls it folks as Robbie V has the 420 locked in on a damn table here. And Extreme Enigma is about to tap out folks, he is in pain and his hands are on the sides of the table and are under it. Hes literally holding on under the table so he does not tap out. And folks EE is passing out here. And heres the end of it im guessing as….

HYC: What the hell just happened, the table just fell on one side as EE and Robbie fall forward as the back of Robbies head hits the steel steps that were still in the ring from earlier. And it looks like EE wasnt just trying not to tap earlier, but loosening the one peice of the table that holds the leg up, now that was as smart as you can be here Stew. And EE now gets up holding his neck in pain but lifts the table up again and fixes the leg so that its stable again, and moves the tables as close as he can again. And Enigma once again lifts up robbie and lays him on the table.

Stew: Extreme Enigma rolls out of the ring and looks under the ring and he pulls out a rope!?!?!?!??!?! And walks to the forklift and ties one end to a lever on the forklift chico, what in all hell is he doing now? And looks on into the ring at Robbie as he then picks up that ladder and sets it up where the forklift is wedge to the part that keeps the ladder open, and EE makes sure its stable as can be before he starts climbing it. And Extreme Enigma is 15 feet in the air on that ladder.

HYC: And EE now slowly tugs on that rope and the forklift is slowly rising up…AND UP…..AND UP… And Extreme Enigma is looking up at the ceiling again with his arms spread wide open as he finally reaches the top of the elevator he has created. And Extreme Enigma lets go of the rope and positions his hands to that Enigmatic Gun symbol and points both to his skull and looks on finally smiling again.

Stew: And Enigma points the enigmatic gun taunt down to robbie and hes pulling the trigger now. And Enigma leaps folks and its like he is suspended in mid air as he flips and….FALL FROM GRACE FOLKS OH MY GOD, FROM 30 FEET IN THE AIR THROUGH TWO TABLES AND GOD AS MY WITNESS, ROBBIE MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF AND SO IS EE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND EEs LIFELESS BODY IS DOWN, ROBBIES DOWN, and theres a peice of broken table ontop of them. And the ref pulls off the table…..

HYC: EE HAS AN ARM ON TOP OF ROBBIE V, AND HERES THE COUNT

Ref: 1…………………………………….2……………………………………………3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ding Ding Ding)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… EXXXTREEEEEMEEEEEE… ENIGGGGGMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Stew: And this one is over folks…its been a true clinic and im sure thats what these two will need very soon. Because both are still laying there as the ref is just shaking his head…. After about five minutes Extreme Enigma rolls out of the ring somehow showing he is not only able to move, but alive.

( Camera fades backstage to Hova, sitting in his lockerroom with a boom-box, bumping “Roc Boyz” by Jay-Z ) ….

( Cyclone walks into the room, as Hova turns the volume down alittle )

Hova: Cyclone! Well if it aint the guy who kicked my ass on Dynasty…

Cyclone: Whatsup, Hov… man.. you’re not even GM and you still have a tricked out office!

Hova: Money says alot of things… ( Alexander Da Vinci and George Copeland walk into the lockerroom )

ADV & GC: Hey guys

Cyclone: Heeey… why don’t we all take a seat… ( Da Vinci, Copeland and Cyclone sit on paralleled benches, ADV being next to Hova as Hova turns the music down lower )

Cyclone: Alright guys, today is really important. We’re all dressed, we all look squared away… but we need to make sure that we’re on the same page, you feel me?

Alexander Da Vinci: I completely understand.

George Copeland: Same here…

Hova: I’m all game…

Cyclone: The Generation Genesis are a well-oiled machine. We need to wage a WAR. We need to fight like it IS an EAW Championship Match, because the EAW Championship to the Dynasty Brand is on the line.. can we really afford to lose the crown jewel of E-feds? We’re the last force left. Kendra chose us for the right reasons. We all have our unique attributes that should lead us to victory.

Hova: And might I add, momentum is focal. I mean listen to the song, i’ve been pumpin myself up all day! “Roc Boyz in tha buildin tonight, Oh what a feelin, im feelin life”… We’re gonna celebrate, boys… I got the hookups, drinks are on me, club is on me, we fight like Champions and we gonna celebrate like Champions..

George Copeland: Same Hova attitude… I agree, this is for our lively hood. I’m really glad we’re all taking this seriously…

Alexander Da Vinci: Yeah… we’re fighting for this like we’re fighting for our livelyhood..
( ADV extends his fist into the middle of the gathering ) … On three, we’re hell-bent to bring “The Roc” back to “The Roc Boyz”…

Hova: Heeeey, I like it (h)…

Cyclone: For Dynasty! Here we go! ( They all put their fists together )

Alexander Da Vinci: 1….2….3… DYNASTY!!! …( All 4 Men stand up )

Cyclone: Lets go… ( All 4 men leave the room, as the camera fades to the Arena awaiting the Generation Genesis ) …

(The titantron shows clips of the past few EAW Champions ending with the image of the bloody EAW Championship across the tron)

Stew: that there Chico is what our next match is all about. The lust from the Genesis and Cyclone for that title. And this time the title isnt even on the line but the men coming out soon want it more than if it was a title match. Lets hand it over to our announcer for the introductions here partner

(The Generation Genesis music starts to play as Y2Impact leading the charge with the World title belt on his shoulder as the Genesis walk beside him down towards the ring)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman I give to you the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION….Y2IMPACT!!!!!!

(Impact slides into the ring with the title)

Announcer: EAWs TRUE NUMBER 1 LEGEND……………CM BANK$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Banks slides into the ring and stands in the opposite corner as Y2Impact)

Announcer: THE SADISTIC SERPENTINE SOLDIER……….HURRICANE HAWK!!!!!!!!!

(Hawk slithers into the ring and stands in his own corner)

Announcer: AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST…THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN…LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!

(LC puts his guitar into the corner and slides into his own corner)

Announcer: AND TOGETHER THEY ARE….THE GENERATION GENESIS!!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd begins to boo as strobe lights fill the ring and slowly spell out two Gs in the center as the Genesis look on)

HYC: WOW what an entrance from the entire Genesis here Stew! These guys really know how to make a grand, and I mean grand entrance for this match! Where not only pride, but perhaps the fate and future of the EAW Title are on the line!

Stew: You got that right partner as now we wait the arrival of not only the man who wants the EAW title back so much Cyclone, but the team of soldiers he has gathered to fight along side him against the Genesis.

(The Dynasty theme song plays as the lights change from the GG symbol in the ring to the official Dynasty logo suprising and irritating the Genesis)

Announcer: AND NOW THEIR OPPONENTS….THEY ARE THE TEAM OF CYCLONE, GEORGE COPELAND, ALEXANDER DA VINCI, AND HOVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Team Dynasty charges from behind the curtain down to the ring and slide in as the Genesis bails out)

Stew: DAMN, the Genesis flew out of that ring when Team Dynasty hit it like greased lighting there Chico, how high and mighty are they now. I mean they just ran from the team led by Cyclone. But now Dynasty goes into its corner as George Copeland says he will start the match.

HYC: And Hurricane Hawk slides in for his team as this one is under way finally, and ill be honest Stew if this one isnt an all out brawl for it all ill be surprised.

(Ding Ding Ding)

Stew: And here we go as GC and HH lock up into the center of the ring for a collar and elbow tie up. GC now tries locking in the hammerlock on HH and gets it in slightly only for HH to shift his weight and ring GCs arm around locking in his own hammerlock. And Hawk is wrenching on that move as he screams into GCs ear that ” its ours Copeland…OURS” as he pushes GC into the ropes as copeland stands there looking over frustrated he is out wrestled so far.

HYC: And Stew look now, GCs calling for it once more as he and HH tie up into the collar and elbow tie up for a second time. And HH quickly locks in a side headlock on GC this time, as HH is backed into the ropes and sent off by GC. And HH ducks under GC as he glides off the ropes again for a running dropkick sending Hawk back all the way through the ropes to the outside.

Stew: And GC isnt done as HH starts to rise and GC runs the ropes and DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE ONTO HURRICANE HAWK!!!!!….NO HE DIDNT AS HAWK COUNTERED IT INTO A HUGE POWERSLAM ALL THE WAY INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HYC: HUGE move there Stew, and Hawk gets up slowly as he walks towards copeland again and lifts him. He slides him into the ring and rolls in behind him and stands up looking on at the pron GC. And Hawk stomps on GCs left leg now…then the right leg…and the right arm…and the left arm…and the abdomine. And Impact has jumped off the apron and is coming over here as HH poses in the ring.

Imp: HE IS A SERPENT CHICO, A TRUE SNAKE IN THE RING NOW WATCH AS HE FILLS GCs VEINS FULL OF POISON,CALL IT RIGHT

Stew: Well looks like he told you Chico, as HH grabs GCs arm and lifts it up exposing Copelands ribs. And Hawk goes for a huge straight kick into the ribs…BUT GC CATCHES THE LEG FOR A BIG TIME DRAGON SCREW SENDING HH DOWN. And Copeland takes no time here as he runs over and tags in ADV, who comes in like a house of fire knocking a charging HH off his feet with a huge lariat.

HYC: And Da Vinci waits for HH to rise once again and rebounds off the ropes for another HUGE LARIAT…NO HE DOESNT AS HH DUCKS AND WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND ADVs SKULL….AND THERES THE INVERTED BACKBREAKER SENDING ADV DOWN!!! And HH goes for a pin here.

Ref:1…………..2……………..

Stew: ADV KICKS OUT. And HH goes over and tags in LC into this match, as the King of the Mountain quickly runs to ADV and lays a huge kick to the ribs. And Consequences picks up ADV and whips him into the ropes for a flapjack to the mat. And LC springs up and does that infamous strut walk towards the ropes and holds up his arms as here comes Impact again

Imp: STEW CALL IT RIGHT, THAT IS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES,THE KING OF HIS MOUNTAIN AND A TRUE SOLDIER FOR MY GENESIS, NOW CALL IT YOU PARASITE

HYC: Looks like Y2Impact told you off that time there Stew. And now LC with a big time kick to a downed ADV as he starst to rise, and another sending him back down to the mat. LC backs up and runs for a falling dropkick to the ribs of ADV sending him rolling into the ropes now. And heres the pick up of ADV as Consequences picks him up and drops him into an Atomic Drop…then again he lifts him for a SPINNING SPINEBUSTER…

Stew: NO NOT NOW, ADV COUNTERS IT INTO THE DDT AS HE WAS LIFTED…SENDING LC DOWN TO THE MAT!!!!!!!! AND ADV WAISTS NO TIME PICKING LC UP INTO THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS!!!!!!!!!! AND LC IS FADDING FAST HERE AS HE TRIES TO REACH OUT BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING. AND ADV DRAGS LC OVER TO HIS CORNER AS HOVA TAGS HIMSELF IN!!!!!!

HYC: AND HOVA WITH A MUGSHOT SQUARE IN THE FACE,HE HAD THE CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HIS FIST ALREADY….TO ADV?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! AND HOVA TURNS AND KNOCKS CYCLONE IN THE FACE WITH THE MUGSHOT, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?????????

Stew: I dont know whats going on here Chico, but Hova just knocked ADV seemingly out and that punch to Cyclones face counts as a tag, and Hova is walking to the backstage area and GC is running after him to get some answers. Leaving Cyclone to fend for himself as hes down on the outside as LC is crawling towards the GG corner as Banks reaches out for a tag. And Consequences tags in Banks as he hops down and runs around the ring to Cyclone, as he picks him up and lays in left and right hands into Cyclones prone body.

HYC: Cyclone got his bells rung by Hovas suprise Mugshot to the face, as Banks picks up Cy and throws him in the ring and jumps on the apron. And Cy tries to get to his feet in the ring as Banks is holding on to that top rope and is waiting for a big shot now. Cy somehow gets to his feet and Banks springboards to the top rope and goes for that closeline he has done so many times…..

Stew: AND CYCLONE DUCKS UNDER IT AND GOES OFF THE ROPES NOW AND COMES BACK WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK….AND BANKS GETS UP TO BE MET WITH ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!….. And Cyclone sends banks off the ropes as banks comes back he goes for a closeline as Cyclone ducks and hits Banks with a spin out powerbomb into the center of the ring. And in comes Hurricane Hawk for a closeline knocking Cyclone down….

HYC: NO NOT NOW, CYCLONE COUNTERS IT AND HITS A SPIN OUT POWERBOMB TO HH AND HE LANDS RIGHT NEXT TO CM BANKS….AND HERE COMES LC WITH THE GUITAR BEHIND CY……AND SPINS HIM AROUND AND GOES FOR THE HANGOVER!!!!!!!! NO NO NO CYCLONE PICKS UP LC ON HIS SHOULDERS AND BAM…..

Stew: F-U TO LC AS HE LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF BANKS AND HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Cyclone runs the ropes going to that Five Knuckle Shuffle!!!!!!!!…..And there it is……CODEBREAKER FROM IMPACT TO CYCLONE OUT OF NOWHERE COMPLETELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Impact picks up LC and throws him to the GG corner as he stumbles to the apron. And Imp rolls Banks towards the corner and rolls HH out of the ring. And Imp raises his right hand with a smirk on his face as he knows he and GG are in complete control because of him. And Y2Impact turns to the GG corner to go back to the apron to get tagged as…

HYC: Lethal Consequences tags himself in as Banks rolls to the outside next to Hawk as they try to stand as Impact is 100 percent shocked and screaming what is he doing. And LC goes over to Cyclone again as he picks him up and…..CYCLONE LIFTS LC ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AGAIN HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. AND IMPACT TRYING TO DO SOMETHING GRABS THE GUITAR AS LC POKES CYCLONE IN THE EYE AND GETS OFF. AND IMP SWINGS THE GUITAR FULL FORCE RIGHT AT CYCLONE….

STEW: AND CYCLONE DUCKS UNDER IT AS THE GUITAR IS WRAPPED AROUND LCs
NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. And Cyclone picks Imp up on his shoulders….AND F-UOVER THE ROPES LEAVING IMP LANDING DOWN ON TOP OF BANKS AND HH!!!!!! And Cyclone goes over to LC and drags him into the middle of the ring and locks in the GTFO assissted wih the Guitar….

HYC: AND CYCLONE HAS THE GTFO LOCKED IN AND INSTEAD OF WRAPPING HIS HANDS AROUND LCs NECK HE JUST PULLS ON THAT GUITAR WRAPPED AROUND IT BY IMPACT…AND LC IS FADING HERE FOLKS AS THE REST OF GG IS ON THE OUTSIDE TRYING TO STAND AND STOP THIS,BUT CAN HE HOLD ON?!?!?!?!?

Stew: NO NO NO, THE GG ARE UP ON THE OUTSIDE AND START TO SLIDE IN THE RING HERE,AND HERES THE MOMENT OF TRUTH AS………………………………………………………LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS SAVED FROM THE TAP BY IMPACT HERE AS HE JUMPS AND LANDS ON CYCLONES HEAD….AND IMPACT PULLS UP CYCLONE AND THERE IT IS AGAIN WITH THE CODEBREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IMP THROWS LC ON TOP OF HIM FOR THE COVER

REF:1……………………………………….2……………………………………………3

(DING DING DING)

HYC: And there we go Stew, team Dynasty lead by Cyclone lost the match and didnt win the right to have the EAW Title left alone on Dynasty. But it looks like the fight isnt over here as Impact, Banks, and Hurricane Hawk are all standing in that ring next to the fallen body of LC as Cyclone crawls back to the corner.

Stew: This isnt right damn it, he went through hell to keep himself in this match only to get screwed by Hova and the GG. And Cyclone begins to stand in the corner and raises his fists to fight. And here come the Genesis for th……………………….

(The lights go out followed by a gong sound)

Stew: WHATS GOIN ON HYC, THE LIGHTS ARE OUT AND ITS GETTING COLD IN HERE?!?!??!?!
(Lights turn back on as LC and HH are gone from the ring)

HYC: Uh Stew….where are HH and LC, they are gone from this picture and Banks and Imp dont even know it

(The Lights go out again as another gong is heard)

Stew: Chico……CHICO are you there????

(The Lights turn back on as Banks is gone leaving Impact alone in the ring with Cyclone)

HYC: Stew Banks is gone, Imp is in there alone with cyclone and hes searching for the GG but they are nowhere to be found! And Impact is furious and charges for Cyclone now and….

(The lights go out again as another gong hits…and then the lights come back on as Cyclone is left alone in the ring)

Stew: Chico is this Cyclones doing, or is something helping him here tonight. And Cy is walking around the ring looking around for something that can explain to him here. Hes starting to get out of the ring here and I guess hes wal…..

(A casket is lowering down from the rafters onto the stage setting up vertically facing the ring)

HYC: Uh stew…what is going on here, thats a casket and theres nothing that can explain this?! Cyclone is freaked out and backs up to the center of the ring as that casket lid slowly starts to open and it looks like theres someone inside,but who….OH MY GOD ITS…..ITS…..

Stew: ITS A DUMMY OF CYCLONE!?!?!??!?!?! Whats going on here chico, why is this happening and who is sending a message to Cyclone with this casket and the dummy inside. Its creepy and cyclone must be freaked out because that looks just like hi

( Fire shoots up in front of the casket then after 30 seconds it dies down again )

HYC: Stew that torrent of flames just came from nowhere and probabl….STEW LOOK AT THE CASKET, THE BODY INSIDE LOOK, ITS COVERED IN BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: Chico how could that have happened, that dummy of Cyclone is overed in blood. And im freaked out because this is looking like a horror movie with the body covered in blood

(The blaze of flames shoots up yet again infront of that casket for another minute and then stops again)

HYC: Stew…the body in that casket just stepped out…and its walking towards the ring but thats not the Cyclone dummy anymore….that cant be,it just cant be….Cyclone is in the ring looking as if he has seen a ghost here and is scared to death…Stew that is….

Stew: KEVIN DEVASTATION…OH MY GOD IT IS KEVIN, BUT HES DIFFERENT CHICO, HS HAIR IS BLACK,HE HAS A LOOK IN HIS EYE I HAVE NOT SEEN IN OVER A YEAR, THATS NOT THE EGO DRIVEN MAN WHO CALLED HIMSELF GOD….THAT MAN HAS THE LOOK OF A DEMON AND THE FACE OF A DEVIL, THAT IS THE DARKSIDE OF THE MAN, THE DARK HEART OF KEVIN DEVASTATION LIVES AGAIN

HYC: AND GET STEPS ON THE APRON NOW, AND OVER THE ROPES JUST STARING A HOLE THROUGH CYCLONE….AND CY IN DIFIANCE RUNS FULL SPEED AT THIS CREATURE WITH A CLOSELINE…………ONLY TO BE GRABBED BY THE THROAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STEW: AND KEVIN CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF CY AS HE IS FADING FAST, AND KEVIN THROWS CYCLONES ARM OVER HIS SHOULDER, BRINGS HIM UP…………..AND POSITIONS HIM FOR A…………………….LEAPING CRADLE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER…..And Kevin crosses Cyclones arms across his chest and we have a closeup of Kevins face as you can see what he is saying

Kevin: Crucified!!!!!!!!!

(Kevin goes down to one knee and raises his right hand up as his eyes roll to the back of his head as the camera goes to static)

( The video feed is regained and the camera fades to Extreme Enigma being helped by two referees, heading towards the medic )

Extreme Enigma: I still don’t need you two assholes….

Referee _#1: You may think that, but you need to be checked on. That was a rough match out there..

Referee _#2: Yeah, this is no joke.

Extreme Enigma: Don’t worry about little… *Extreme Enigma starts coughing violently, as blood starts running down his chin*… little me… noone ever has… I’ve made it on my own before… ( Enigma shoves the referees away from him ) … and ill make it on my own to the little nurse’s office…

( Extreme Enigma starts limping towards the medic, until he passes by Kawajai )

Extreme Enigma: Hey, dickhole… did you know when you pretend you’re pouring a salt from a saltshaker onto your tongue, your mind tricks you in a way that you’ll actually taste it on your tongue?? …

Kawajai: :O? …

Extreme Enigma: Go ahead, try it… ( Kawajai tries it, and after 10 seconds of doing it he realizes what he’s doing )

Kawajai: HEY… :|!!!…

Extreme Enigma: Ha… fuckin loser.. ( Extreme Enigma limps down the hall, and shoves into the Medic’s room as the camera pans to the arena )

Announcer: The following contest is the TRADITIONAL ELIMINATION TAG TEAM MATCH scheduled for ONE FALL…and will be contested…under EXTREME RULES!!!!!!!!

(Carlos’ theme plays…crowd boos as Team Chairs Are For Sitting comes out)

Announcer: Making their way to the ring…the team of….SG2…SICK DRAKE BLAKE….SPEEDY….STARR STAN…AND CARLOS ROSSO….CHAIRSSSSSSS AREEEEEE FORRRRRR SITTINGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

(EAW’s theme plays…crowd cheers as Team Extreme comes out)

Announcer: And their opponents…the team of…VIC VENDETTA…REGULATOR…MATT RYDER….HRDO….AND THE HEART BREAK BOYYYY…THEY ARE….TEAMMMMMMMMMMMM EXXXXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: We’re set to go as Regulator and StarrStan are in the ring…Starr starts off by charging after Reg and he hits him with a takedown as Reg is taken to the mat and Starr applies the chicken wing! But Reg rolls out of it…

ETR: Starr follows and now whips Reg across the ring as he runs into him with a snap suplex to the mat and climbs over the top and now throws down closed fists to the face of Regulator!

Stew: Starr grabs Regulator by the hair as he throws him shoulder first into that turnbuckle and now Starr presses Regulator’s torso into the turnbuckle, tagging in Drake…but here comes Matt Ryder!

ETR: And he knocks Carlos off of the apron…BUT SG2 DIVES AND TAKES MATT RYDER OUT! And Drake goes into the ring as Regulator is on the second rope with the bearhug applied…and now Drake drops to the mat and lifts his knees…

Stew: STARR HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE SECOND ROPE AND REGULATOR CRASHES INTO THE KNEES OF SICK DRAKE BLAKE! Drake goes for the cover now!

……….1!!!!!
…………2!!!!!!!
………….But Vic Vendetta is interfering and breaks up the pin!

ETR: Here comes SG2 AGAIN as he’s going to save his partner by throwing punches at Vic and now throwing him over the top rope! He’s stomping on Regulator as Drake does too…and they lift him up…

Stew: But now HRDO steps over the top rope and SG2 drops out as Drake is left alone and takes a HUGE uppercut from the agile beast! And another! He’s into the corner and comes forward only to get a big boot to the face!

ETR: HRDO is dominating but as he turns he runs into Starr and Speedy double-teaming him! And they knock him to the outside! Regulator down! Drake down! Both are legal men!

Stew: But look at this! Matt Ryder slides a steel chair from the outside as Regulator picks it up and begins getting to his feet! Drake doesn’t even know what’s going on as Regulator is looking to smash the chair over Drake’s head!

ETR: Drake stumbles to his feet….AND THERE’S THE ECHOING CHAIR SHOT THAT CAN BE HEARD FROM THE CHEAP SEATS! NO! NO! Drake dropped down and Regulator hit the ropes as it bounces back and smashes him in the face!

Stew: Regulator’s nose is busted up and he’s now bleeding…but more importantly…OUT COLD! And now Regulator is lying on the mat as Drake can go for a pin here, ETR!

ETR: But he doesn’t! He’s applying…the cult mutilation! An interesting and challenging submission applied on Regulator! And Regulator taps out just as the hold is being applied! Drake is continuing it anyways!

Stew: Regulator is eliminated and bloodied! What a weak performance by the aspiring world champion! But Sick Drake Blake has just made him TAP OUT and has now made this a five-on-four match!

ETR: HBB goes into the ring now to serve as the new legal man as he kicks Drake as he gets up and now whips him into the ropes as he hits a back body drop on one half of the unified tag team champions!

Stew: And he grabs him as he backs him against the ropes and sends a hard knife-edged chop! And another! HBB is on a role as he now bounces off the ropes…AND CLOTHESLINES DRAKE OVER THE TOP ROPE!

ETR: Hold on though! Drake holds on and is now at the apron….and he SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THE ROPES! AND HE COLLIDES WITH HBB IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!

Stew: BUT HBB HITS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK IN MID-AIR! SWEET CHIN MUSIC! AND HBB IS KNOCKED BACK! But HBB has connected his finisher to the man that eliminated Regulator!

ETR: He wants an eye for an eye here as he drapes an arm over Drake and now goes for a cover!

……..1!!!!!!
………….2!!!!!!!!!!
……….and……………
…………………Starr pulls HBB under the bottom rope!

Stew: And now these two former rivals are throwing punches to the outsider as HBB takes Starr now and SMASHES his head into the steel steps! And now he hits the atomic drop and a clothesline!

ETR: Drake tags SG2 in as he stands on the apron…but I don’t think HBB saw it as he rolls into the ring to tag in Vic Vendetta! Vic goes into the ring and grabs the chair…and he’s about to smash the steel chair over Drake’s head!

Stew: But Drake uses his agility to drop and roll out of the ring…Vic turns with the chair…BUT SG2 IS AT THE TOP ROPE AND SENDS A MISSLE DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR, SMASHING IT INTO VIC’S FACE! Vic falls to the mat!

ETR: And Drake climbs to the top rope now as he follows up with…A MOONSAULT! And he connects on Vic Vendetta! And now SG2 pins while Matt Ryder, HRDO, HBB, Carlos, Speedy, and Starr are on the outside!

………1!!!!!!!!
………………2!!!!!!!!!!!
…………….and…………..
……………………….3!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: And just like that the tag team champions eliminate their second opponent of the night and make this a lopsided battle of a five on three! Team Extreme isn’t looking to good but HRDO is on the outside as he breaks free from Speedy!

ETR: And he goes into the ring after the Unified Tag Team Champions as the ring is cleared out! And it seems like Carlos, Speedy, Starr, Sg2, and Drake are all going to attempt to avoid HRDO here!

Stew: SG2 and Drake whip Matt into the barricade and Drake charges but Matt gets a boot up! He’s knocked back into the crowd but hits Drake in the face! SG2 comes over to grab Matt…but Matt smashes SG2’s face into the barricade…

ETR: And it looks like he might be going for a big move here! He gets ready for a suplex…and he’s lifted up…AND NOW SUPLEXED TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR IN THE CROWD AREA!

Stew: SG2 is grasping his back as Carlos, Starr, and Speedy are attacking the Heart Break Boy, wearing him down so that a third consecutive man can be eliminated! HRDO is under the ring as he slides a table into the ring…

ETR: And now a trashcan…and a stop sign…and another table! Carlos doesn’t look too happy here! He slides into the ring as Starr and Speedy continue to work on HBB…and Carlos is yelling at HRDO!

Stew: But HRDO responds by shoving Carlos hard into the corner! And HRDO throws a punch but Carlos ducks and tries to unleash punches to HRDO but HRDO catches his fist and now twists Carlos’ wrist as he throws him to the ground!

ETR: He drags him to his feet and now lifts him to the side…AS HE HITS A SIDEWALK SLAM RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR ALREADY IN THE RING! Carlos’ back is hurting right now!

Stew: Speedy and Starr see what’s going on now as they go in to help Carlos! HRDO has the other chair as Speedy comes in and HRDO sends the chair into his midsection!

ETR: And now Starr tackles him and drives him into the corner as Speedy has the chair…BUT HRDO HITS A HUGE DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Carlos is on his stomach as the ring is cleared AGAIN!

Stew: HRDO has a grin on his face as he grabs the other steel chair and sets the two chairs facing each other and unfolded! I don’t know what he has in mind but he rolls Carlos over….and Carlos seems extremely dazed as…

ETR: …HRDO GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT AND NOW LIFTS HIM OFF THE CANVAS! HE HAS HIM ABOUT EIGHT FEET ABOVE THE RING! AND HERE IT COMES! CHOKESLAM!

Stew: CHOKESLAM FROM HELL THROUGH THE TWO STEEL CHAIR SEATS! BAH GAWD WHAT AN IMPACT! CARLOS MAY HAVE BEEN BROKEN IN HALF! And now HRDO drops down and hooks the leg!

…………..1!!!!!!!!!
………………2!!!!!!!!!!
…………and…………….
…………………..3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETR: And that’s a HUGE swing in this match! But before HRDO can even get to his feet Starr pulls him to the outside and VICIOUSLY throws him HEAD-FIRST into the Spanish announce table!

Stew: But the ring isn’t empty for long as SG2 and Drake throw Matt Ryder into the ring and Ryder is in trouble here with the two-on-one assault! Ryder grabs the trashcan though, ducking under a swift kick by SG2…

ETR: AND HE SMASHES THE CAN OVER SG2’s HEAD! Drake is there but is kicked in the gut as Ryder now sets up for a snap DDT and hits it! He gets Drake up again quickly as he tries to fit in his finisher!

Stew: LONG ISLAND LIFETIME CONNECTS! IT CONNECTS ON DRAKE! AND NOW MATT GOES FOR THE PIN HERE TO EVEN UP THE SCORE!

…………1!!!!!!
……………2!!!!!!!!
…………..But SG2 is about to interfere so Ryder gets up and shoves him and now is trading punches with his opponent!

ETR: And THERE’S ANOTHER LONG ISLAND LIFETIME! MATT RYDER HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY TAKEN OUT BOTH HALVES OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS IN THIS MATCHUP!

Stew: BUT THERE’S SPEEDY! AND THERE’S THE RUNNING VARIATION OF THE SLOW KILLER AS HE RUSHES INTO THE RING! And Speedy drags SG2 over Matt as he DIVES OUT OF THE RING TO TACKLE HRDO who’s giving Starr a hard time!

ETR: And here’s the cover by SG2!!!!!!! Matt Ryder didn’t even see that attack coming!

…………….1!!!!!!!!!!
……………….2!!!!!!!!!!!!
……………..and…………….
………………………..3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS HAVE ELIMINATED THREE OF THEIR FIVE OPPONENTS TONIGHT! INCLUDING the men they BEAT for the Tag Team Championships!

ETR: They’re on a hot streak and now give their team a four-on-two advantage…but they’re spent and both laid out in the ring! HRDO and HBB have A LOT of ground to cover if they want to pick up the win tonight!

Stew: Woah! HRDO uses raw power to hurl Starr over the announcer’s table as HBB throws Speedy into the ring now! HRDO picks up one of the announcer’s chairs and is smashing Starr into the ground with it!

ETR: And he seems to have unleashed a new side of him as he grabs those monitor chords and is not WHIPPING Starr with them! There are red MARKS on his back from the whipping he’s receiving!

Stew: HRDO takes Starr and now throws him into the ring as HBB is raining down punches to Speedy in the corner! The tag champions are recovering on the outside as HRDO whips Starr HARD into Speedy as HBB gets out of the way!

ETR: And they both fall forward as you can see the look in HRDO’s eyes and he GRASPS STARR BY THE THROAT! OH MY GOD! CHOKESLAM! ANOTHER THUNDEROUS CHOKESLAM BUT THIS TIME THROUGH THE TRASHCAN!

Stew: And HRDO covers Starr looking for his second elimination of the night! HBB watches over him!

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…………………..2!!!!!!!!!
…………and………….
……………………………3!!!!!!!!!!!

ETR: HRDO and HBB are looking good right now but still have three men to face! This is still a three-on-one handicap, in my opinion, Stew! But I don’t know how long that will be the case as HBB is in the corner!

Stew: And he’s in the corner stomping his foot on the canvas, tuning up the band here in Las Vegas, Nevada! He wants to make this fight an even one….Speedy slowly stumbles to his feet….

ETR: SWEEEEEEETTTTTTTT CHINNNNNNNN MUSICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!! AND IT CONNECTS! SPEEDY DROPS LIKE A TON OF BRICKS TO THE MAT AND HBB HOOKS BOTH LEGS AS THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!

…………………1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
………………………2!!!!!!!!!!!!
…………..and……………..
………………………….3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: ANOTHER PINFALL! AND THE HEART BREAK BOY AND HRDO HAVE NOW MADE THIS FIGHT EVEN! But Drake and SG2 are not giving up as HRDO sets up a table….NO! DRAKE DROPKICKS HIM INTO THE CORNER!

ETR: And HRDO runs into the corner being jammed up but leaving the table on the top rope! HRDO turns and he doesn’t look too happy by HBB is on the other side as he bounces off the ropes and hits a jumping clothesline!

Stew: And he kips up! But SG2 is there and HRDO is trying to save his partner by whipping him into the corner…and he backs up…and now CHARGES! AND HE HITS…A BIG BOOT KNOCKING SG2 COMPLETELY OVER THE TOP ROPE!

ETR: HBB gets up and is now climbing to the top rope….HRDO is just standing there as he holds a steel chair to the torso of Drake who’s lying in the middle of the ring….and here it comes!!!! THE HEARTBREAK ELBOW!

Stew: CONNECTS! IT CONNECTS! HBB CONNECTED THAT HIGH-RISK MANEUVER! But he sees SG2 coming into the ring and goes for a baseball slide to collide with him! NO! SG2 pulls HBB out of the ring and HBB lands right on his face!

ETR: But HRDO doesn’t see that as he is waiting for Drake…thinking of something to do to him…and Drake is up to one knee…as HRDO takes him…AND PUTS HIM INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!

Stew: And HRDO walks Drake over to the corner…as he lifts him high into the air! AND HE SMASHES DRAKE DOWN THROUGH THE TABLE IN THE CORNER! THE TABLE ON THE TOP ROPE IS SHATTERED INTO PIECES!

ETR: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! DRAKE’S HEAD SMASHED INTO THE TOP OF THOSE TURNBUCKLES AND HIS BODY WAS BROKEN IN HALF BY THAT TABLE THAT HRDO SET UP EARLIER!

Stew: BUT LOOK OUT! SG2 IS WAITING BEHIND HRDO…HRDO DOESN’T EVEN SEE IT! HRDO TURNS!!!!!

ETR: BUT HBB WITH THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC! SG2 TO THE MAT AND HBB COVERS! THIS IS A HUGE PIN HERE!

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………………2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…………and…………
……………………..3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: And Drake is in trouble! He might be knocked out but he is the sole man left out for Carlos’ team! And he’s dragged to the middle of the ring as HRDO pins him! The crowd counts with the referees!

…………1!!!!!!!!!
……………….2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…………..and………………..
………………………..3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(EAW’s theme plays….crowd cheers as HBB and HRDO stand in the ring)

Announcer: Here are your winners…the team of…VIC VENDETTA, REGULATOR, MATT RYDER, HRDO, AND THE HEART BREAK BOY….TEAMMMMMMMMMMMM EXXXXXXXXTREMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ETR: If ANYONE needs a comeback story, they need to look to this match in front of a standing Las Vegas crowd! I’m STUNNED! HRDO and HBB came back from a four-to-two match! And they still won!

Stew: Team Extreme was in trouble from the very beginning but they held on and ended up eliminating four men in a row in order to win this elimination matchup at Territorial Invasion!

(Carlos’ theme plays, cutting off EAW’s theme…crowd boos)

ETR: What the hell is this?

(Carlos’ theme stops as Carlos stands on the ramp again with a microphone)

Carlos: What in the blue HELL do you fans think you’re doing?! Did you see what just happened? This isn’t WRESTLING….Drake might be injured and you disgusting animals are CHEERING?

Carlos: That wasn’t wrestling…oh no, that was FAR from wrestling. That wasn’t even entertainment…that was just GARBAGE…

(Crowd boos loudly)

Carlos: And every one of you out there in your seats know it…This is a traditional elimination tag team WRESTLING match…a match that this team TAINTED…specifically YOU TWO, HRDO AND HEART BREAK BOY!!!

Carlos: It makes me SICK to think that you’re going to ruin this traditional match when the winners should be the better WRESTLING team…So I’ve made a decision regarding this…match…

Carlos: Tonight, the BETTER wrestling team shall walk out THE WINNERS…

Carlos: Therefore…Ladies and Gentlemen….your winners of this match…the team of SG2, SICK DRAKE BLAKE, SPEEDY, STARR STAN, AND CARLOS ROSSO…CHAIRSSSSSSSSS….AREEEEEEE…..FORRRRRRRRR……..SITTING!!!!!!!!

(Carlos’ theme plays as he walks behind the curtain…crowd boos loudly)

ETR: Now this is just BULLSHIT! HBB and HRDO put in solid effort in order to create this comeback and now Carlos is going to come out here and void the entire match? I don’t know who he thinks he is…

Stew: You don’t have to agree with him, but I think some of his logic made sense, ETR! The decision was reversed and Chairs are for Sitting have won this match and will be walking away as the victors! Congrats to them!

( Camera fades backstage to Captain Charisma, geared up in his lockeroom watching tapes of his past matches with RRS )

Captain Charisma: So this is it….

( Camera pans to Rated R Shaman in his lockerroom, ALSO watching tapes of his past matches with CC )

Rated R Shaman: I cant believe tonight’s… tonight’s the be-all-end-all…

( Camera pans to CC in his lockerroom )

Captain Charisma: I don’t know what ill do when DEDEDE shows up… this really is serious….

( Camera pans to RRS in his lockerroom )

Rated R Shaman: With DEDEDE in the middle… I just HAVE TO win this. I HAVE TO. ONLY HE knows how serious this is between the two of us. I CAN’T let this slip….

( Camera pans to CC )

Captain Charisma: There’s no way I can let this down if I lose. RRS has pushed me miles past my limits, and gave me new limits. This is gonna be bigger than anything else in the world…..

( Camera pans to RRS )

Rated R Shaman: …. I just have to breathe…. I have to breathe… I have to stay calm. Composed. I cant let CC’s resiliency get to me… I’ve lost my cool countless times when CC would kick out of everything I have… I just have to give more…

( Camera pans to CC )

Captain Charisma: Maybe I should… maybe I should… see RRS… ( Captain Charisma gets up, and leaves his lockerroom to head to RRS’ lockerroom )

( Camera pans to RRS )

Rated R Shaman: I’m gonna go see CC… to tell him theres no turning back… ( RRS gets up, leaves his lockerroom and walks down the hallway, until bul CC and RRS bump into eachother ) …

( Security becomes aware that CC and RRS are both out of their rooms, and begin to huddle around CC and RRS )

Rated R Shaman: I’m not gonna fight you, CC….

Captain Charisma: You’d better not. You’d better be intent on murder tonight. Because thats the only way you’ll EVER keep me down… ( Security closes in towards the two of them, just incase )

Rated R Shaman: Well if it’s Murder She Wrote, Murder it is….

( Footsteps are heard, as all 10 members of Security and both CC and RRS turn to their left ) …

( A Chill is felt in the air and both of CC and RRS’ expressions change as Mr.DEDEDE walks infront of the two of them )

Mr.DEDEDE: … ( Mr.DEDEDE stares into the eyes of both CC and RRS for a long moment, and pulls off his leather coat to reveal a black & red referee shirt, as he shoves past them and walks down the hall ) …

( CC and RRS stare into eachothers eyes, and RRS walks away with his head down as CC looks on ) …

(Camera fades into the arena filled with uncontrollable cheers in anticipation for the legendary rematch that is about to take place)

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Announcer: This match is scheduled fo–

(The Ring Announcer pauses as the sound of the microphone is being drained out by the cheers)

Announcer: This match.. is scheduled for one fall… and is a FINAL ENCOUNTER, as well as a LAAAAST… MAAAAAAAAAAAAN… STANDING MATCH!!!! The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent to the point they cant get up past the count of ten..

( Mr.DEDEDE’s Music Plays as he Walks out )

Announcer: Introducing the Special Guest Referee…. MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR DEDEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Stew-O: Well it’s really interesting to see Mr.DEDEDE for the first time in what was it? 5 months? We of corse last saw him when Regulator brutalized him to the point his career couldn’t go on… but now that he’s here, we THINK that he would’ve atleast been interactive, but he hasn’t looked at the crowd at all! He hasn’t looked at anything besides the ground..

Hey Yo Chico: Well he’s not here to fight, let the man do his job! I know he’s pretty banged up psychologically, but he knows he has a job to do.. ( Mr.DEDEDE is awaiting the two men )…

( Captain Charisma’s music plays as he Comes Out )

Announcer: Now introducing the first competitor… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…. weighting in at 226 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS… CAPTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARISMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Hey Yo Chico: EAW’s “Bombshell Superstar”, making his return to FPV’s right here and right now! Captain Charisma is one of the greatest big-match competitors in EAW history! RRS made reference to this resiliency before, and the fact that Captain Charisma is so resilient makes this match ALOT more interesting as to what he’ll have to do to keep this man down! …

( Rated R Shaman’s Music Plays as he Comes Out )

Announcer: And his opponent…. from Oakland, California… weighing in at 225 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDSSS…. RATEEEEEEED RRRRRRRR SHAMANNNNNNNNN!!!!

Stew-O: The both of these guys really look intense… this really is what it’s boiled down to.. Rated R Shaman and Captain Charisma, starting off as two young kids wanting to make an impact now ends up as two evolved young men, in pursuit of KILLING eachother if that’s what it takes…

( RRS’ music stops as both him and CC bump heads ) ..

Hey Yo Chico: This is what it’s come to… ( DEDEDE calls for the bell ) ..

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew-O: Mr.DEDEDE backing up… theres no pinfalls… no submissions… you have to knock your opponent out. You’ve gotta keep them down to the count of 10…. Both RRS and CC are staring eachother down, only inching closer… and Captain Charisma FIRES OFF with right hands, over and over into RRS’ jaw!!! And RRS after taking 6 shots in the face, fires back with back-and-forth punches now coming from CC and RRS!!! And RRS blocks several shots by CC, and delivers TWO right-hands into the nose, as CC is groggy, and RRS backs into the ropes and delivers a Clothesline! And Charisma gets back up, as RRS kicks CC in the gut…. and pulls in for a DDT!!! But CC wrenches the arm of RRS, and delivers a quick Russian Legsweep!

Hey Yo Chico: Now Captain Charisma quickly rolls out of the ring, as Rated R Shaman slowly rolls out of the ring from the other side, and RRS holding his head is headed towards CC, but Captain Charisma is busy looking under the ring… and CC pulls out a table!!! :O! And now RRS is headed towards CC… and RRS looks up as he see’s CC with the table, and CC RAMS THE TABLE FULL FLEDGED INTO RRS’ SKULL!! As RRS is laid out here, and Mr.DEDEDE slides out of the ring to count!

Mr.DEDEDE: 1!!!! ……… 2!!!!! ……….. 3!!!!! ……… 4!!!!! …..

Hey Yo Chico: But RRS is already getting back up, on his knee’s now, and Captain Charisma heads towards RRS just as he’s up, and kicks him straight in the gut! And Delivers a european uppercut as RRS turns around and hovers over the barricade! And now RRS turns around and leans back on the barricade… as Captain Charisma see’s this and charges FULL MOMENTUM WITH A CLOTHESLINE, SENDING RRS OVER THE BARRICADE TO THE FLOOR!

Stew-O: Now Captain Charisma heads back under the ring… and Charisma tosses out some Trashcan lids, and pulls out a Steel Chair! And now Captain Charisma slowly heads over to the barricade, and climbs over it…. but WHEN CC IS HALFWAY OVER THE BARRICADE, RRS OUT OF NOWHERE HAS AHOLD OF A STEEL CHAIR FROM THE CROWD, AND SMACKS IT into CC’s shoulder! And as CC falls over onto his face, RRS delivers a CHAIRSHOT! after CHAIRSHOT! after CHAIRSHOT into CC’s spine!!! As Mr.DEDEDE hops over the Barricade and tells RRS to stop, so he can count!

Mr.DEDEDE: 1!!!!!……… 2!!!!!!………… 3!!!!!!!! …

( Captain Charisma is on his forearms ) … 4!!!!! ……….. 5!!!!!!! ……….

Stew-O: But look at this! RRS delivers MORE CHAIRSHOTS INTO CC’S SPINE, FLAT INTO HIS SPINE, OVER AND OVER! As RRS TOSSES down the Steel Chair in a fit of rage! And now RRS grabs the both of Captain Charisma’s legs… and now RRS sets CC infront of a Metal Staircase, as the crowd watches in awe, as RRS CATAPAULTS CC FACEFIRST INTO THE STEEL STAIR-RAILING! These men are in the middle of a jam-packed audience, fighting it out here, as CC collapses to the ground covering his face!

Hey Yo Chico: And now instead of letting CC stay down, RRS grabs Charisma by his hair, yes the HAIR! And RRS drags him along the crowd area, as fans cheer and move out of the way as RRS RAMS CC facefirst into a random Chair! But Captain Charisma stops the impact, kicks RRS into the gut, and grabs an ice-cold soda from a little girl and TOSSES IT all over RRS!!! And now as fans move out of the way, these guys are in the middle row of this crowd fighting it out like never before! Captain Charisma hooks RRS now… and Charisma delivers a Snap Suplex, sending RRS STRAIGHT into the cold, hard Concrete Floor!!! And now Captain Charisma pulls up Rated R Shaman, these two are at the top of a short, but none-the-less flight of stairs in the middle of this crowd, as Captain Charisma hooks RRS… OH NO…. OH NO…. CAPTAIN CHARISMA HAS HIM, HOSTS HIM AND DELIVERS A SNAP SUPLEX, FROM THE TOP OF THE FLIGHT OF THE STAIRS, INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE CONCRETE STEPS!!!!! AS BOTH CC AND RRS SCREAM IN PAIN!!!! THAT MOVE TOOK ALOT OUT OF THE BOTH OF THEM!!!!

Stew-O: And now both of these men slowly roll to the bottom of the flight of stairs, as they’re in the front of the crowd… and Mr.DEDEDE see’s both of these men down!!! Lets check out this suplex from the top of the stairs AGAIN!!! .. ( A Replay flashes of CC suplexing RRS off of the top of the flight of stairs, into the middle of the concrete stairs ) … Now Mr.DEDEDE is counting them both down!

Mr.DEDEDE: 1!!!!!!!!………… 2!!!!!!!!!!!!………. 3!!!!!!! …….. 4!!!!!! ………. 5!!!!!!!!………… 6!!!!!…………

( Captain Charisma is on one knee ) …. 7!!!!!! ………

( Captain Charisma is up as he leans over the barricade, and he’s visibly seen bleeding over his right eye ) …. 8!!!!!!!……

( RRS is squirming, and using the staircase for leverage ) … 9!!!!!!!…………….

( RRS pulls himself to both of his feet, standing, being supported only by the stair railing)

Stew-O: This match will continue! But for how long??? Captain Charisma delivers a BOOT into RRS’ gut now, and now Captain Charisma grabs RRS and tosses him over the Barricade! And CC climbs over, and pulls off the Monitors from our announce table (no) … good thing we still have laptops… And now CC pulls off the cover as well, as he awaits RRS to get up, as RRS uses our announce table to get back to his feet… and Captain Charisma CHARGES TOWARDS RRS AND CLOBBERS THE MONITOR STRAIGHT INTO RRS’ SKULL!!!! AS RRS IS LAID OUT OVER THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! And now Captain Charisma climbs, he climbs, he climbs, he climbs to the top of the Turnbuckle… and Captain Charisma is at the top!!!!

Hey Yo Chico: And now Captain Charisma is looking on!! CC SCREAMS INTO THE CROWD!!!! … but LOOK AT RRS!!! RRS KIPS UP, KIPS UP OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE, AND RUSHES ONTO THE APRON!!! Captain Charisma is SHOCKED!!! And RRS has one of the monitors in hand, and BASHES IT into Captain Charisma’s skull!!! MY GOSH! And now Rated R Shaman climbs up to the top turnbuckle, delivering more and more right hands into CC’s face, as the cut opens up even more! And Rated R Shaman pulls Captain Charisma in!!!!! INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!!! THESE GUYS ARE ON THE TOP ROPE, AND RRS HAS CC PULLED INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!!!!!!! AND WITH ALL OF HIS STRENGTH,

( Both Stew-O and HYC run out of the way )

MY GOD!!! GOOD GOD!!!!! RRS DELIVERS A REVERSE POWERBOMB, SENDING CAPTAIN CHARISMA FLYING FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, GUT-FIRST THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: IN THE WORDS OF MR.DEDEDE, BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!! CAPTAIN CHARISMA HAS BEEN DEVASTATED!!!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE!!!! And RRS collapses to the ring, on his knee’s and resting on the turnbuckle! As even DEDEDE is shocked at what these men have put eachother through!!! And now Mr.DEDEDE is standing over Captain Charisma’s broken and battered body, and counts!!!

Mr.DEDEDE: 1!!!!!!!!……………2!!!!!!!!!!!…………………3!!!!!!!!!!!………………4!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Charisma has is ALREADY MOVING!!!!

Mr.DEDEDE: 5!!!!!!!!……….6!!!!!!!!!!!!………….7!!!!!!!!!…………… ….. 8!!!!!!!!!…………….

( Captain Charisma uses Stew-O’s body to pull himself up, but is still not on his feet ) ….. 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………………….. 10?!?!

( Charisma pulls himself up using Stew-O in a huge burst of energy, knocking Stew-O down ) …

( HYC pulls up Stew-O )

Hey Yo Chico: HOW is this match not over!!!!!!

Stew-O: Its… its because hes Captain Charisma…. but look at RRS!! CC is leaned over the Barricade, and RRS has ahold of a Trashcan… and RRS is slowly heading towards Captain Charisma, and CC turns around as RRS hoists the trashcan above his head…. and CC kicks RRS into the gut!!! And CC pulls the Trashcan away from RRS…. and he tosses it down… and now Captain Charisma grabs RRS by the head and rams it into the apron… but RRS blocks the shot, and rams CC HEADFIRST into the apron!! And Captain Charisma know’s he cant go on much longer! CC stumbles away from RRS as RRS tailgates him, and CC stumbles and falls down on the Ring Ramp…. Captain Charisma is pulled up by RRS… and RRS drags Captain Charisma to the side of the ramp… and RRS pulls Captain Charisma up!!!!! And RRS HOOKS THE ARMS, AND IS GOING FOR A KILLSWITCH BITCH!!!!!!! AND HE’S READY TO HIT IT, AND DRIVE CC’S HEAD OFF OF THE RAMP INTO THE CONCRETE FLOORS, OF THE SIDE OF THE RAMP!!!!

Hey Yo Chico: AND RRS LEAPS OFF OF THE RAMP WITH CC—— BUT CC SOMEHOW, SOME WAY PUSHES RRS OFF OF THE SIDE OF THE RAMP IN MID-KILLSWITCH, AND RRS INSTEAD PLUMMETS STRAIGHT THROUGH A TECHNICAL EQUIPMENT TABLE, ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE RAMP!!!!! AS RRS IS LAID OUT!!! And Mr.DEDEDE rolls to the side of the ramp now, telling CC to stay away from RRS and let him count…. but CC REFUSES, and is heading towards RRS to do some more damage!!! … but DEDEDE GRABS CC by the back of the neck, and SHOVES him away from RRS, as DEDEDE counts, and Captain Charisma with an angry expression stands there!

Mr.DEDEDE: 1!!!!!!!!…………….2!!!!!!!!!………………… 3!!!!!!!!!!……………………. 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………………..5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………….6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………….7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Yo Chico: RRS isnt’ moving!!!!!!!

Mr.DEDEDE: …………..8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………..

( RRS begins to turn over, and quickly tries getting up ) ……….. 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………

( CC closes in towards RRS as RRS gets back to his feet, and turns around )

Hey Yo Chico: RRS TURNS AROUND, AND RRS HAS A TRASHCAN LID IN HIS HANDS, AND SMASHES IT STRAIGHT INTO CC’S FACE!!!! CC isn’t falling though, he’s groggy but he isn’t down! And Rated R Shaman drops the trashcan lid, and pulls Captain Charisma further in the side of the stage, but CAPTAIN CHARISMA BLATANTLY, KICKS RRS STRAIGHT INTO THE GROIN!!!! AND RRS STUMBLES AND IS LEANED ON THE DOUBLE DOORS! And RRS turns around, and is leaned back on the double doors that leads backstage… and Captain Charisma grabs a random Trashcan…. and Captain Charisma backs up…… slowly…… and runs FULLSPEED TOWARDS RRS, DRIVING THE TRASHCAN STRAIGHT INTO RRS’ BODY, AND SENDING THEM BOTH THROUGH THE DOUBLE-DOORS, LEADING TO THE BACK!!!

Stew-O: This is unbelievable! UNBELIEVABLE! These guys don’t know when to stop! They won’t stop destroying eachother! This is FAAAAR more than just some wrestling match now! This is years of frustration and hatred re-spawned like never before!!! Captain Charisma slowly gets back up to his feet now, he’s bleeding, he’s holding his sides, breathing heavily, he looks like he’s about to collapse!! And Charisma drags RRS, flat on his face, by the arm, as Charisma drags RRS by the arm through a narrow hallway… a narrow and long hallway…. and they reach another double-doors, as CC kicks through that one, and they end up outside! These men are in the outskirts of the arena in the outback, in some sort of parking lot… and now Captain Charisma pulls RRS towards a large selection of cars, and CC RAMS RRS FACEFIRST INTO A WINDSHIELD!!! AND CC RAMS RRS FACE FIRST OVER AND OVER, BASHING HIS FACE IN UNTIL THE GLASS COLLAPSES!!!

Hey Yo Chico: And now Captain Charisma heads over to a stray-Tire, yes, a car-tire! And Captain Charisma is hoisting it over his head as RRS is leaned on a car… and Charisma TOSSES THE TIRE TOWARDS RRS!!!!!! … BUT RRS DODGES, AS THE CAR CRASHES STRAIGHT THROUGH A WINDOW!!! THAT COULDVE BEEN RRS!!! And now look at RRS, RRS is tee’ing off at CC for his life! For his LIFE! And Captain Charisma retreats slowly, but RRS is still geting right hands into his face!!! And now RRS and CC are approaching a more lit-up, front of the arena where fans are watching on excited! And now both CC and RRS approach a metal flight of stairs, outside of the arena, used for construction! And now Captain Charisma climbs up the stairs and away from RRS, as RRS grabs a STEEL PIPE IN HIS HANDS, AND CHASES AFTER CC!!! And the both of these men are climbing and they end up in a flat-point of the stairs, but are 30 feet in height, on those stairs!!! this is DANGEROUS!!!

Stew-O: And RRS DRIVES THAT STEEL PIPE STRAIGHT INTO CAPTAIN CHARISMA’S GUT!!! AND CAPTAIN CHARISMA TURNS AROUND, AND NEARLY FALLS THROUGH A WINDOW, OFF OF THE CONSTRUCTION STAIRCASE!!! THATS A 30 + FOOT PLUMMET!!! And now RRS… RRS!!! OH MY GOD!!! RRS IS TRYING TO PUSH CC OFF!!!! RRS GRABS CC BY THE LEGS, FLIPS HIM OVER AS CC FLIPS OUT OF THE WINDOW!!!! BUT CAPTAIN CHARISMA IS HANGING ON!!! HE’S HANGING ON, AND RRS IS STILL THROWING RIGHT HANDS INTO CC’S FACE!!!! IF CC FALLS, ITLL BE A 30 FOOT DROP!!! NOW RRS BACKS UP… WHAT’S HE PLANNING????? ……… RRS RUNS TOWARDS CC… AND JUMPS OUT OF THE WINDOW!!!!!! HE LEAPS, AND SUNSET-FLIPS OVER CAPTAIN CHARISMA, DELIVERING A SUN-SET FLIP POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!!!! AS BOTH MEN!!!! CC LANDS ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK, AND RRS PLUMMETS TO THE GROUND AS WELL!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Yo Chico: Mr.DEDEDE can’t BELIEVE HIMSELF!!!! THESE MEN HAVE DESTROYED EACHOTHER!!! THATS THE ONLY WAY TO PUT IT!!! THEY’RE DESTROYED!!! THE INSIDE OF THE ARENA’S A MESS, AND THE OUTSIDE OF THE ARENA IS A MESS!!! AND THESE TWO ARE AS WRECKED AS THEY’LL EVER GET!!! THIS MATCH CAME FROM A CARCRASH, TO A PILEUP!!! AND MR.DEDEDE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO COUNT!!!!

Mr.DEDEDE:1!!!!!!!!!!!……………2!!!!!!!!!!!!…………….3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………..4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………….5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………………6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………………..7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…….

( Both Captain Charisma and RRS’s limbs are barely moving ) ……8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………9!!!!!!!!!!!…..

( RRS is laid out, but Captain Charisma struggles to even get an arm up ) … 10!!!!…………

( Ding! Ding! Ding! ) ….

Stew-O: This is… this is unlike anything ive ever seen before….

Hey Yo Chico: The both of these guys threw their bodies all over this arena, bashed eachothers skulls in, broke bones, tore ligaments perhaps…

( Several Ambulances immediately zoom towards the scene, as referee’s and emt’s surround both men, who are yet to move )

Hey Yo Chico: These guys just destroyed each other, man… What an ending to the show…

( EAW’s copyright logo appears on the screen)

Stew-O: I’m as psyched as the next guy.. but you gotta understand, Neither of these men have won… this is it.. the feud is over. These men will never face off again, and we’ll never know who was truly better… CC or RRS….

( CC and RRS are seen carried into ambulance’s individually, as the door shuts and they’re carried off ) ..

( EAW logo buzzes )