(EAW intro plays.)

(As the EAW signature comes to a close, the broadcast fades out to the dim, empty view of complete nothingness; a black screen filling the image. It remains that way for just a few short seconds, before it inevitably returns, with the sound of passing cars and motorbikes being heard – darkness fading in to show the outdoors, the camera resting in front of a building. The lens points towards letters stickered onto glass reading **”BATON ROUGE”**. As a car drives in front of the camera, a seamless transition occurs as it then pops out from behind a wall in a split second, suddenly inside the building – seemingly an airport – as a similar sign is seen, this time a poster on a wall. **”WELCOME TO BATON ROUGE”** is read, as outside a plane taking off is clearly visible. With the camera panning out, a voice through the speakers is audible, as it sounds all too familiar to the EAW Universe; this time presenting itself in the form of a pilot captain, or a communicator. Speaking in a more-upbeat tone, this voice would begin to talk about what is set for this evening, here in Baton Rogue’s local airport.)

Narrator: Welcome to Baton Rouge, Louisiana, and I’ll be your flight instructor for today!

(The voice says, as the camera fades out for just a frame, before returning in view of one of the hallways; screens up and down the aisle. As the camera begins to pan, we see 10 familiar faces.)

Narrator: Just after dawn, Flight 102 will be visiting a Divide and Conquer, as Black Shamrock, Roberto De La Rosa, Ronan Malosi, Solomon Stane and Jay Jerry Jonson will all be passengers on that flight. However, stopping for a “gas break”, that flight will meet Flight 555, as passengers Alex Myers, Shane Gates, Kirk Redwood, Lucas Johnson and Donovan Duke will all come into contact.

(The camera lingers on the graphics for the Divide and Conquer match, before ultimately panning on to another screen. This screen would then display the first shot of championship gold.)

Narrator: Reaching that destination we’ll see the Co-Pilots of Flight 300, praised for their “Champion”-like abilities, Xavier Williams and Harlow Reichert take flight. Opposing this, we’ll have the fresher Co-Pilots in the cockpit, as Danny Tanner and Candice Blair will also be with us this evening; after all, what makes us “Unified” is what makes us a “Tag Team.”

(Panning on from the Unified Tag Team Championships graphic, the camera transitions elsewhere. We see another Television Screen, displaying two women…)

Narrator: Also on this flight, we’ll be seeing a lot of Nurses *and* Simps on board, as our flight “Specialist” Dr. Bethany Blue, known to be on the blue plane, will be accompanied by Miku Sakai, who is on the yellow plane! She’s in charge of those Simps on board, so make sure not to interrupt her work!

(Viewing the match card for Dr. Bethany Blue vs. Miku Sakai, the Specialists Championship match contested under the Nurses & Simps stipulations, we fade to another screen; another two women appear.)

Narrator: Joining us will be a very Universal pilot, as none other than Ms. Extreme will be on board! But let’s not forget her opposing force, as Ximena Velasquez will also be on our plane, joining us from assisting our red plane!

(The camera shows Ms. Extreme vs. Ximena Velasquez for the Universal Women’s Championship, before much like the rest, panning down the aisle; going onto another screen.)

Narrator: On this plane we also have another passenger, as “The King” Kassidy Heart will be on board! Make sure to give her a royal welcome if you see her. Though, let’s not forget the other “royal” passenger, though our King has questioned our “Monarch.” Nevertheless, give Limmy Monaghan, joined by his valet Walter Bivens, a warm welcome.

(Kassidy Heart vs. Limmy Monaghan for the Answers World Championship is seen on the screen, the all-blue graphic for the Showdown World Championship match. It then pans over to the red graphic…)

Narrator: But that won’t be the last of the “icons” on this ship, as we have someone listed as a “God” on this plane! Make sure to welcome Xander Payne to this plane, and if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll see his belt! If not, be sure to welcome Andrea Valentine to this plane, the last passenger on Flight 300!

(Displaying the graphic for Xander Payne vs. Andrea Valentine, for the World Heavyweight Championship, the screen lingers, before it fades outside. Three planes are seen lined up next to each other, as a red plane, a blue plane, and a yellow plane are all being filled.)

Narrator: And the aforementioned red, blue and yellow planes are here; as our pilots and attendees all gather up! On the Red Plane we see Captain Jack Ripley, accompanied by Jonny Airhart, Johnny Andrews, Terry Chambers and Bronson Daniels! On our Blue Plane, we see Adam Lucas, accompanied by Harper Lee, Jon Kelton, Amir Yusuf, and Ayu Megumi! Lastly, we have the yellow plane! First up is Jamie O’Hara, then Chris Elite, Jake Smith, Justin Windgate, and finally, Ryan Wilson! Now you have a safe trip, try not to have any “Brand Warfares” up in the sky!

(As the Brand Warfare contestants begin to enter the Dynasty, Showdown, and Voltage-branded planes, we see the co-pilots entering the cockpits, before coming to an inevitable stop… we’re not finished. Panning elsewhere, the sounds of an argument is heard, as three more colored planes are seen; but no one is getting inside of them. Instead, they’re out on the runway, standing in a triangle-formation, aligned together with their teammates. Their formations would remain, however, not one of them seemed to be happy. After all, they didn’t like the other teams. After all, they wanted to win. One by one the camera begins to pan across all three teams, displaying all of their members, as they’re seen bickering with one another. This does not seem good.)

Lethal Consequences: :dave:

Theron Nikolas: What he said. I’m not waiting until tonight. You’re kneeling *now.*

Impact: And if not? You New Eden dullards won’t even make it to Tiger Stadium.

(The camera pans over to New Eden…)

Minerva: The amount of times we’ve heard that lacks hilarity…

Myles: And the amount of times we have to beat people like you *is* hilarious.

Drake King: You do not matter here. No one but New Eden…

(The camera then pans over to Team Dynasty…)

Andre Walker: …Are gonna suck these big Samoan nuts.

SOSA Henderson: In other words, you gon’ be our fucking bitches.

The Visual Prophet: Exactly what they said, Drakey. You too Imp. You getting squashed. :mjlit:

(As the camera pans away from Team Dynasty, we once again get a shot of all three teams staring down at each other, now in complete silence. They begin to stare at each other, back and forth between both teams, panning their heads to look everyone in the eye…)

Narrator: :krabs: This doesn’t look too good…

(Finally, the Stadium Stampede competitors then begin to charge at each other, running across the airport grounds, looking to attack, before the screen then cuts to a freeze frame, eventually fading out to darkness, as the 9 competitors begin to have an un-civil war…)

(Cut to black.)

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(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton standing in the middle of the ring, ready to announce the next match.)

Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Bella Braxton: ONE FALL!! AND IT IS FOR YOUR ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

(The lights inside the arena dim, and the fans fall quiet. A purple spotlight shines on the stage as ‘Witches Burn’ by The Pretty Reckless begins to play across the PA system. A mixed reaction ripples through the crowd as Harlow Reichert steps onto the stage into her own spotlight.)

Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! Making her way to the ring, she resides in Pensacola, Florida. She weighs in at 135 Pounds. She is one-half of the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS….SHE IS “MISS NO….FUCKS…..GIVEN” HARLOW REICHERT!!

(After Bella Braxton finishes her introduction, Harlow slowly removes her sunglasses, pushing them on top of her head, and looks out at the crowd. She feigns indifference, tossing her long dark, hair off her shoulders and begins to make her way down to the ring.)

James Peters: What an entrance for one-half of the Tag Team Champions. She knows her own hype and she knows her own capabilities. Harlow Reichert isn’t half of the Tag Champions by luck. She knows how to get the job done in the ring as she gets ready for the next title defense.

Persephone: If you ask me, I think her entrance was overly done and completely over budget. She can get an entrance like that and I can’t get a massage chair out here for me? I CALL BULLSHIT!!

Rich Russillo: When you are a former PURE CHAMPION and a current Tag Team Champion, I think Harlow has earned any entrance she wants.

(Harlow slips inside the ring, taking a moment to savor being inside her own personal domain, and then removes her sunglasses and leather jacket. Her game face is firmly in place and there is no showboating from Miss No Fucks Given. She’s ready to get down to business! Seconds later, “It Has Begun” by Starset starts to play as Xavier Williams makes his way to the arena.)

Bella Braxton: Her tag team partner. He also resides in Pensacola, Florida. He weighs in at 220 pounds. He is the other half of the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…HE IS EAW HALL OF FAMER AND  “THE BEST IN THE WORLD” ….XAVIER WILLIAMS!

Rich Russillo: Here is one of the most accomplished EAW Elitists possibly ever. He has a very long resume in what he has done throughout his career. Currently, he is a reigning two-time Tag Team Champion along with being a former World Champion as well as a Grand Slam Champion and of course an EAW Hall of Famer.

Persephone: Yeah. Yeah. He’s done a lot. We get it. Now it’s time for him to quit and go find a retirement home or something! Out of all the Hall of Famers we could have here, we have Xavier Williams and not Rex McAllister? This match and this day is ruined.

James Peters: Will you stop? Xavier Williams is one of the most dangerous men on the roster today! His high flying and his striking ability can only be matched by his technical wrestling ability that has brought him much success through his career. The challengers are going to be in for a long night if they aren’t careful.

(Xavier pays no attention to the fans as he enters the ring, completely focused on the match at hand as “It Has Begun” stops playing. After a few seconds of silence, “Diamonds” by Megan Thee Stallion and Normani starts to play as Candice Blair enters the arena to a mixed reaction from the crowd.)

Bella Braxton: AND INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGERS!! First, making her way to the ring. She is from San Francisco, California. She weighs 126 pounds. She is “THE HOT COMMODITY”…CANDICE BLAIR!

Persephone: Another overly hyped and overly glammed up bitch. NEXT!

James Peters: The match hasn’t even rung yet and you’re already getting started. Control yourself! Regardless, Candice Blair makes her way to the ring for what could easily be the match where she gets her first taste of championship gold in EAW. I think she and her partner can get the job done.

Rich Russillo: Remember that she and Danny Tanner were brought together for this match by a lottery drawing. But this isn’t their first time competing as a team. They defeated Jake Smith and Holly Arrow a few weeks ago on Voltage.

Persephone: How is that an achievement? They aren’t much of a team. Batbitch is loony and Jake is so short his hair and his feet smell the exact same: cheap and disgusting. Don’t even get me started on that little borker. I bet it’ll make a nice fur hat someday.

(James rolls his eyes at the announce table as Candice enters the ring and “Diamonds” stops playing. Candice takes her place in her corner as “Loser” by Charles Hamilton starts to play as the crowd roars for Danny Tanner as he enters the arena.)

Bella Braxton: Her tag team partner. He is from Sarasota, Florida. He weighs in at 205 pounds. He is DANNY “3 SECOND” TANNER!

Persephone: Why in the hell is there someone like him on Voltage? He is like walking anxiety and pathetic. His theme is called loser and he calls himself 3 Second. What the literal fuck? 3 Seconds on the mat and 3 seconds in bed if he can ever make his way in there. I highly doubt it.

James Peters: He’s not as pathetic as you make him out to be. He actually has a decent record in EAW and is improving and getting more confident every day. This is almost like a fairy tale for Danny Tanner. As far as the fans are concerned, he is the favorite in this match. Listen to the cheers.

Persephone: Oh shut up! The fans are drunk and stupid. Besides, what’s the title of this fairy tale? The Princess and the Toilet Scrubber? Give me a break.

Rich Russillo: I think he means that he started in EAW as a custodian, but look at him now. Competing tonight at Territorial Invasion for the Unified Tag Team Titles. Imagine what would happen if he and Candice win tonight. I really think they have what it takes to win tonight. We wil see if they can do it.

(Danny enters the ring and takes his place next to Candice as “Loser” stops playing. The referee presents the Unified Tag Titles to both teams before presenting them to the crowd. He hands the titles to Bella Braxton before calling for the bell. 

(DING! DING! DING!)

James Peters: The bell is rung and here we go. This is going to be good. Tag Team Titles are on the line. Looks like Harlow Reichert will be starting out for the champions. Surprisingly, it looks like Danny Tanner will be starting off for the challengers. Harlow looks calm and collected on the outside, but she has to be a little frustrated on the inside. Danny got an upset victory over her and I highly doubt that she is going to let that happen twice.

Persephone: Mistake or not, it sure as hell was funny! :mjlol: 

Rich Russillo: Danny Tanner looks like he is having second thoughts now on starting this match, especially with Harlow Reichert just a few feet away. Harlow looks ready to go as she goes in for a lock up and Danny immediately hightails it to his corner. HE JUST TAGGED IN CANDICE!

TAG!

Persephone: What the hell was that? Be a big boy and stay in the ring! You are competing for a title! Damn! No wonder he’s called “3 Seconds”. That’s how long he was in the ring before he tagged out.

James Peters: Regardless, Candice Blair is entering the ring and she will be the one starting off for the challengers. The ladies lock up in the center of the ring and it is the stronger Harlow Reichert who takes the early advantage with a side headlock before taking Candice over with a snapmare. Candice is struggling to keep her shoulders off the mat and to get free from Harlow.

Rich Russillo: And she manages to kip up and get free, but Harlow stays on the attack and whips Candice into her corner. Harlow follows up with STIFF KNIFE EDGE CHOPS TO THE CHEST OF CANDICE BLAIR! CANDICE’S EYES GOING WIDE FROM THE SHOT!

Persephone: She might pop her implants! I want bloodshed not a silicone leak! Come on people!

James Peters: Harlow delivers a few more for good measure and the chest of Candice Blair is already red from those chops. Harlow looks satisfied from her work as she tags in Xavier Williams.

TAG!

Rich Russillo: Xavier Williams is in and Candice really needs to find a way out of this and FAST! Reichert and Williams are probably the most technical team in EAW today. If Candice can’t counter, this will be a short title defense for the champions. Xavier pulls Candice out of the corner and delivers forearms to the face of Candice. Xavier whips Candice into the ropes, but Candice is able to counter and send Xavier into the ropes. Xavier ducks the Candice clothes line and goes for the German Suplex, BUT CANDICE LANDS ON HER FEET BEHIND HIM AND STUMBLES BACK INTO HER CORNER AND TAGS IN DANNY!

TAG!

James Peters:LISTEN TO THIS CROWD CHEER FOR DANNY TANNER! THE FANS HERE LOVE HIM! Now Danny Tanner goes for a roundhouse kick on Xavier, BUT XAVIER CLOBBERS HIM WITH A LARIAT! Xavier Williams now mounts Danny and starts hammering his fist into the skull of Danny Tanner. The referee tries to get Xavier to relent, but can’t so they start the count.

ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI–

Rich Russillo: Xavier stops and pulls Danny to his feet. Xavier with a kick to the gut and a front facelock before hoisting Danny up in the air. DELAYED VERTICAL SUPLEX BY XAVIER WILLIAMS! HOW LONG WILL XAVIER HOLD HIM UP THERE? LONG ENOUGH THAT THE CROWD STARTS COUNTING!

ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!

James Peters: Xavier finally drops Danny with the suplex. Amazing combination of technicality and strength by the Hall of Famer. Xavier drags Danny into his corner and gives him a slam for good measure before tagging back in Harlow Reichert.

TAG!

Rich Russillo: Harlow Reichert enters the ring as Danny rolls himself outside to the ring apron. Harlow hits the ropes and delivers a baseball slide dropkick sending Danny to the floor. Harlow on the apron as Danny makes it back to his feet BEFORE HARLOW LEAPS AND HITS A BEAUTIFUL CLOTHESLINE TAKING DANNY RIGHT BACK TO THE FLOOR!

Persephone: She brings the simp back to his feet. Good for her. Now everybody can leave and never come back!

James Peters: Harlow puts Danny in a waistlock and DELIVERS A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX ON THE OUTSIDE! NOT ONLY THAT, SHE ROLLS THROUGH AND HITS A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST AND LUNGS OF DANNY TANNER! The Referee has reached five on the count as Harlow rolls Danny back into the ring. Harlow quickly follows and hooks the leg going for the first pin of the match.

ONNNNNNEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWWOOOOO!!

Rich Russillo: Danny powers out at two! Danny showing the will to win early on in this match especially after taking the damage he has early on. Candice Blair in the corner yelling and trying to will her partner on. Possibly to tag herself back into the match, but it’s a little hard with someone like Harlow Reichert on the attack. She is dangerous.

Persephone: As dangerous as what? Cotton candy? A candy bar? A box of bunny rabbits? Stop lying to the people who choose to listen to you, damn it. The only thing I want to hear you say is THE MATCH IS OVER!

James Peters: I don’t think it’s going to happen any time soon because it looks like Harlow is going for the belly to belly suplex. Harlow tries to get him up, BUT DANNY COUNTERS INTO A SPINEBUSTER! HARLOW’S HEAD SNAPPED BACK A LITTLE WITH THE IMPACT OF THAT MOVE! DANNY A LITTLE DAZED FROM THE EARLIER ATTACK AS HE ROLLS INTO THE CORNER AND TAGS CANDICE BLAIR!

TAG!

Rich Russillo: Candice Blair climbs to the top rope and waits for Harlow to get back to her feet. HARLOW UP AND CANDICE FLIES WITH A CROSSBODY OFF THE TOP! HARLOW DOWN AND CANDICE HOOKS THE LEG!

ONNNNEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWOOOO!!

THHRRREEEEE–

James Peters: HARLOW ROLLS THROW AND HAS A HOLD OF CANDICE!! HARLOW HOISTS CANDICE INTO THE FIREMAN’S CARRY! WHAT STRENGTH FROM HARLOW AS SHE DROPS CANDICE WITH THE NECKBREAKER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!

Persephone: Poor Silicone Sally. If she would have landed on her front, she could’ve bounced back up.

Rich Russillo: Harlow picks up Candice and brings her back to her team’s corner. How puts her in the corner in the unfortunate Tree of Woe position.

TAG!

James Peters: Xavier Williams tags back in and now it’s his turn to climb to the top rope. Harlow Reichert holding up Candice by her arms as XAVIER JUMPS AND HITS THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP FROM THE TOP ROPE! GREAT DOUBLE TEAM MOVE, BUT XAVIER ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER!! 

Persephone: Why not? If this match goes much longer, the Hall of Fame antique might break a hip or something with those flying moves he does. Actually, let him. Then the match would end by injury. :blessed:

Rich Russillo: Sometimes it’s hard to love you when you talk like that.

Persephone: Good. Then stop.

Rich Russillo: :mjcry: 

James Peters: Looks like I’ll be the only one calling this match. Xavier Williams is still in control of Candice as he brings Candice to her feet in the center of the ring. XAVIER GOES FOR THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK, BUT CANDICE DUCKS IT! CANDICE TRIES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE OF HER OWN AND XAVIER MANAGES TO JUST AVOID IT AT THE LAST MOMENT! CANDICE TURNS BACK AROUND AND XAVIER COUNTERS WITH A BEAUTIFUL STANDING SPANISH FLY! XAVIER NOW WITH A COVER!

ONNNNEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWOOOOOOOO!!

THRRRREEEEEEEE!!

Rich Russillo: CANDICE BLAIR KICKS OUT! She is very determined to pick up the victory tonight and win her first title in EAW. She is NOT going to go down that easy.

Persephone: Well from what I heard, she does go dow–

James Peters: WILL YOU SHUT UP!

Persephone: How dare you! ASSHOLE!

Rich Russillo: Candice has worked so hard to get to this point and she isn’t going to let this opportunity slip through her fingers without a fight. Candice is trying to pull herself to the corner to tag in Danny, but here comes Xavier with an elbow drop to the lower back before dragging her back to his corner and tagging back in Harlow.

TAG!

James Peters: Harlow Reichert back in the ring. This is exactly why they are the Tag Team Champions. They know how to make frequent tags, single out an opponent, and cause maximum damage. That’s what makes them a formidable threat in the tag team division. Harlow pushes Candice into the turnbuckle and backs up before flying in with a forearm smash, BUT THEN SHE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A FACEBREAKER RIGHT ONTO THE POINT OF HER KNEE! THAT ISN’T GOING TO FEEL GOOD FOR CANDICE!

Persephone: But it could make her look better. Cheaper than plastic surgery. I’m so economical. If only Rex would notice how smart I am along with beautiful and caring.

James Peters: If he did, he’d run farther away from you than he already has. Doesn’t Rex have a restraining order against you or something?

Persephone: You better watch your mouth. You’re skating on thin ice, you dumb bastard!

Rich Russillo: Candice somehow manages to stay on her feet before Harlow locks her in and applies a double underhook suplex. Harlow keeps the double underhook locked and hits Candice with another suplex, BUT SHE STILL WON’T LET GO! HARLOW FLIPS AROUND AND HITS CANDICE WITH A THIRD SUPLEX! TRIFECTA DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEXES CONNECTS! Harlow with a kick to the gut for good measure before she drags Candice back into the corner of the champions. Candice’s head is resting on the bottom turnbuckle as Harlow runs AND CRASHES INTO CANDICE WITH A RUNNING CANNONBALL SENTON! BOMBS AWAY AS CANDICE’S HEAD COLLIDES AGAINST THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE! Harlow picks up and slams Candice with authority as she tags in Xavier.

TAG!

James Peters: Xavier Williams on the top rope once again, BUT WHAT THE HELL IS DANNY TANNER DOING? DANNY IS TRYING TO DISTRACT XAVIER WILLIAMS TO GIVE CANDICE TIME TO RECOVER! XAVIER JAWJACKING WITH DANNY AS THE REFEREE IS TELLING DANNY TO GO BACK TO HIS CORNER! BUT IT SEEMED TO WORK AS CANDICE STUMBLES TO HER FEET AND BOUNCES OFF THE TOP ROPE! XAVIER WILLIAMS LOSES HIS BALANCE AND LANDS CROTCH FIRST ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!

Persephone: The simp finally did something right for once and bettered society at the same time. Hopefully Xavier landed hard enough where he can’t have kids. Come on and hurry this damn match up. 

Rich Russillo: Candice Blair trying to get her wits about her as she finally does and does a handstand to the corner. CANDICE LOCKS THE LEGS AROUND THE NECK OF XAVIER AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH THE HEADSCISSORS! XAVIER TURNED INSIDE OUT AND BACK ON HIS FEET BEFORE CANDICE TAKES HIM BACK DOWN WITH THE SLINGBLADE! CANDICE GOES FOR THE COVER! COULD WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS!

ONNNNNNEEEEEEE!

TWWWWWWOOOOOO!!

THHHHRRRRRRREEEE!!

James Peters: XAVIER WILLIAMS KICKS OUT! THAT WAS CLOSE! CLOSEST NEAR FALL OF THE MATCH! CANDICE DRAGGING XAVIER TO THE CORNER AND TRYING TO TAG DANNY TANNER, BUT XAVIER WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE KNEE OF CANDICE, TAKING HER BACK  DOWN TO THE CANVAS! CANDICE HOLDING HER LEG AND DANNY IS GETTING MORE ANXIOUS BY THE SECOND TO GET INTO THIS MATCH!

Persephone: To what? Catch sight of Harlow and have a damn panic attack in the middle of the ring. He should just stay out of the ring where he can’t screw everything up. Wait! I’m wrong. Let him tag in and screw up so this match can end and I can find my Sexy Rexy.

James Peters: Private investigator not having any luck?

Persephone: No! The cheap son of a b—. YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!! Shit, I hate all of you right now. I think I need a drink.

Rich Russillo:Candice Blair making  her way back to her knees, but Xavier Williams with a low dropkick sending Candice into his corner. Xavier keeps a boot on the wrist of Candice to prevent her from escaping as Harlow makes her way back into the match.

TAG!

James Peters: Here comes Harlow and she sets Candice back in the corner. Harlow wraps the arms of Candice around the top rope AND LOOK AT THOSE RAPID FIRE EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS!! ONE AFTER THE OTHER AND CANDICE IS TRAPPED AND CAN’T GET FREE!! THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO GET HARLOW TO RELENT ON THE UPPERCUTS AND GET HER OUT OF THE CORNER!

Referee: (off-mic) Let her out of the corner, Harlow! NOW! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI–

Rich Russillo: Harlow finally stops as Candice gets free and falls onto Harlow. Harlow takes advantage of the situation and hits another Northern Lights Suplex. This time she bridges and holds the suplex for a pin. SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!

ONNNNEEEEE!!

TWWWWOOOO!!

THHHRRREEEEE!!    

James Peters: CANDICE BLAIR KICKS OUT AFTER TWO! THE CHALLENGERS ARE STILL  ALIVE IN THIS MATCH! CANDICE HAS BEEN ATTACKED FOR MOST OF THIS MATCH, BUT SHE STILL HAS THE ENERGY TO FIGHT ON!! NOTHING IS BREAKING HER SPIRIT NOW!

Persephone: Nothing might break her spirit, but the champs will break everything else. Dumb bimbo. Can’t she just learn to give it up and then never come back? Please let this torture end!

Rich Russillo: She wants to be champion! That’s exactly why she doesn’t give up. Harlow Reichert brings Candice back to her feet and whips her into the ropes and DELIVERS A PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF CANDICE! Candice Blair had enough of her senses about her to roll out of the ring to the floor. Maybe a breather is just what Candice needs to get back into this match. Xavier Williams is reaching for the tag and Harlow obliges.

TAG!

James Peters: Xavier Williams in the ring as he gears up to fly once more! Xavier hits the ropes on the far side, BUT LOOK AT THE CARTWHEEL BEFORE HE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE FOR THE MOONSAULT! SASUKE SPECIAL ON THE HORIZON!! IF XAVIER HITS THIS, IT COULD SPELL THE END FOR CANDICE BLAIR!

Rich Russillo: HOLY SHIT!! CANDICE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND AND XAVIER CRASHES AND BURNS ON THE OUTSIDE! THAT WAS A HORRIBLE LANDING! XAVIER LOOKS LIKE HE COULD HAVE BROKEN HIS NECK WITH THAT MOVE! BOTH WRESTLERS ARE DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE AS THE REFEREE STARTS THE COUNT!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

Persephone: Both wrestlers are starting to move as they kill my dreams of this match ending. I think they go this long just to spite me.

FIVE! 

SIX!

SEVEN!

Rich Russillo: Xavier Williams manages to roll into the ring at seven, but Candice is still trying to pull herself up using the ring apron.

EIGHT!

NINE!

James Peters: Candice Blair makes it to her feet, but was it quick enough to avoid getting counted out?

TEN!

Persephone: WHY THE FUCK DID SHE DO THAT? She dove through the ropes at the last possible second and landed in the ring right before the ref reached the ten count. We were less than a second away from the bell ringing to end that match and she stopped it! Stupid skank!

Rich Russillo: You call her stupid, but the rest of us call her strong will and determined. She is pretty much exhausted and needs to make a tag to get out, but she still fights on! Xavier picks up Candice and whips her against the ropes. Xavier goes for a roundhouse kick, BUT CANDICE DUCKS THE KICK AS SHE HITS THE OTHER SIDE AND TAKES DOWN XAVIER WITH A LARIAT! XAVIER BACK TO HIS FEET AND CANDICE TAKES HIM BACK DOWN WITH ANOTHER LARIAT! XAVIER BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND CANDICE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SPEAR!

James Peters: CANDICE BLAIR FINALLY FOUND HER SECOND WIND WITH THAT SPEAR AND SHE IS RAINING DOWN THE LEFTS AND RIGHTS AGAINST THE SKULL OF XAVIER WILLIAMS! CANDICE BLAIR IS UP AND SHE IS ON FIRE! LISTEN TO THE CROWD CHEER AND GIVE THEIR SUPPORT FOR THE HOT COMMODITY! 

Rich Russillo: I think that Candice cheered for a second too long as she didn’t see Xavier get back up to his feet. She turns around and XAVIER PLANTS HER WITH THE JUMPING CUTTER! HE CALLS THAT ASHES OF THE PHOENIX! CANDICE’S FACE HITS THE MAT HARD AND SHE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE SHE’S MOVING! XAVIER ROLLS HER OVER INTO THE COVER! DID CANDICE HAVE HER LAST FLIGHT FOR THE NIGHT OR WILL THE CHAMPIONS RETAIN HERE?

ONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!

TWWWWOOOOOOOO!

THRRRRRREEEEEEE!!

James Peters: CANDICE KICKS OUT! CANDICE KICKS OUT! I DON’T BELIEVE THAT CANDICE KICKED OUT OF THE ASHES OF THE PHOENIX! THE CHAMPS AREN’T SHOWING IT, BUT THEY HAVE GOT TO BE A LITTLE BIT FRUSTRATED THAT THEY HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO PUT AWAY THE CHALLENGERS! 

Persephone: Then they aren’t doing it right! Put some backbone into it and finish off the simp and the skank! COME ON!

Rich Russillo: Xavier Williams picks Candice back up to her feet and whips her into the ropes, BUT CANDICE REVERSES! XAVIER GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT THERE IS CANDICE AVOIDING IT WITH HER MATRIX MOVE! CANDICE BRIDGES BACK UP AND XAVIER TURNS AROUND! BOTH COMPETITORS GO FOR STEREO SUPERKICKS! BOTH CANDICE AND XAVIER CAUGHT ON THE JAW WITH SUPERKICKS AND BOTH GO DOWN! THE REFEREE CHECKS ON XAVIER AND CANDICE BEFORE STARTING ANOTHER TEN COUNT!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR! 

FIVE!

SIX!

Persephone: Xavier manages to pull himself into his corner and tag in that other bitch Harlow back into the match.

TAG!

James Peters: Candice Blair still dragging herself to her corner and Danny is DESPERATELY reaching for the tag. Harlow sees what Candice is doing and grabs her leg. Candice is back up to her feet and she is bouncing on one leg. She wants to get the tag so badly, so she is trying to find a way out AND SHE DOES WITH A NICE ENZUIGIRI RIGHT BEHIND HARLOW’S EAR! CANDICE BLAIR HAS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE THE TAG! HARLOW MAKES ONE FINAL EFFORT STOP CANDICE, BUT WILL CANDICE MAKE THE TAG…

TAG!

Rich Russillo: SHE DOES IT! HE GOT THE TAG! DANNY TANNER FINALLY GOT THE TAG AND THE CROWD IN ATTENDANCE IS GOING WILD! DANNY TANNER HAS BEEN UNLEASHED! HE HAS BEEN JUMPING AT THE BIT TO GET INTO THIS MATCH AND NOW HE IS AS HE TAKES HARLOW DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! XAVIER WILLIAMS BACK INTO THE RING AND HE EATS A DROPKICK FOR HIS TROUBLE! XAVIER ROLLS BACK INTO THE APRON AS HARLOW MAKES IT BACK TO HER FEET AS DANNY USES HER AS A BATTERING RAM INTO THE GUT OF XAVIER SENDING HIM TO THE FLOOR! WHERE IS THE ENERGY AND ATTITUDE COMING FROM?

Persephone: Who cares? As soon as the adrenaline rush wears off, he’ll be back to the same pathetic loser he was before. This won’t last. Thank goodness. Then the champs will slaughter the pathetic simp.  Remember people that blood is not just recommended, it’s highly encouraged.

James Peters: DANNY TANNER IS STILL RUNNING AROUND TAKING DOWN ANYBODY WHO GETS IN HIS WAY! HARLOW FLIPS DANNY AROUND BUT DANNY TAKES HER BACK DOWN WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX! HARLOW TURNED INSIDE OUT AS DANNY PICKS HER BACK UP AND PUTS HER INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY! WHAT DOES DANNY PLAN ON DOING? DANNY FLIPS HER AWAY AND HITS THE MEIDO ZANGETSUHA! FIREMAN CARRY INTO THE CUTTER COMBINATION. DANNY GOT ALL OF IT AS HE ROLLS HARLOW INTO THE COVER! DANNY HOOKS THE LEG!  DO WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS RIGHT HERE AND NOW?

ONNNNNEEEEEEE!

TWWWWOOOOOOO!!

THHRRRRREEEEEEE!!

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Rich Russillo: HARLOW REICHERT GETS THE SHOULDER UP! AS MUCH AS DANNY WANTS TO HELP WIN THE TITLES, HARLOW WANTS TO KEEP THE TITLE AROUND HER TEAM’S WAIST! DANNY TANNER PICKS UP HARLOW AND GOES FOR THE TIGER SUPLEX, BUT HARLOW LANDS BEHIND HIM AND GRABS DANNY’S NECK!

James Peters: DID YOU SEE HOW QUICKLY SHE TURNED THE TIDE OF THIS MATCH? THAT’S ANOTHER REASON THE CHAMPS ARE DANGEROUS! NOW HARLOW FLIPS BACK OVER AND PLANTS DANNY WITH THE DDT! THAT BACKFLIP DDT IS CALLED ATONEMENT! SHE GOT ALL OF IT AND DANNY WAS SPIKED ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! WILL DANNY ATONE FOR CHALLENGING FOR THE TAG TITLES? HARLOW HOOKS THE LEG!

ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!

TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!

THRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!

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Rich Russillo: DANNY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! NOW IT IS DANNY TANNER’S TURN TO SHOW THE WORLD  HIS FIGHT AND HIS WILL TO WIN AS HE KICKED OUT WITH AUTHORITY RIGHT BEFORE THE THREE COUNT! HARLOW STAYS ON HIM AND PUSHES HIM BACK INTO A ROLLUP POSITION BEFORE ROLLING DANNY THROUGH AND CATCHING HIM IN THE FACE WITH A SUPERKICK! 

James Peters: HOLD ON! DANNY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND!! 

WHAT GREAT SKILL BEING SHOWN HERE TONIGHT BY DANNY TANNER! DANNY BACK TO HIS FEET AND HARLOW DELIVERS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE KNIFE EDGE CHOPS TO THE CHEST, BUT LOOK AT DANNY’S FACE! HE IS UNCHARACTERISTICALLY NOT RUNNING AWAY SCARED! IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ASKING FOR MORE! 

Persephone: Oh please! That’s weird. Please, ma’am, may I have another? Don’t make me puke. It’s already sickening enough that these people are still here and this match hasn’t ended and nobody has bled!

Rich Russillo: Harlow has no problem chopping him over and over again but Danny keeps coming back for more! DANNY HAS BACKED HARLOW INTO A CORNER AND IS NOW DELIVERING KICKS TO THE GUT OF HARLOW REICHERT! THE REFEREE IS DOING THEIR BEST TO BREAK IT UP, BUT STRUGGLING A BIT! DANNY FINALLY RELENTS AND LETS THE REF BACK HIM UP, BUT HE COMES BACK WITH A SET OF SHOTGUN KNEES TO THE HEAD!

James Peters: Danny Tanner now hoists Harlow Reichert into a fireman’s carry position, DANNY LOOKING FOR THE USHIGOROSHI, BUT HARLOW LANDS ON HER FEET! DANNY GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT HARLOW ROLLS UNDER AND TAGS BACK IN XAVIER WILLIAMS!

TAG!

Persephone: Why the hell should he need to get back into the match? Get the EMT’s ready! We might need them for when he breaks a hip. :mjlol2:

Rich Russillo: Oh my queen, Xavier Williams isn’t that old.

Persephone: Stop calling me queen, you creepy SOB.

James Peters: Get a room, you two weirdos. All the while, Xavier is making his way back into the ring by springboarding off the top. SPRINGBOARD FOREARM CAUGHT DANNY TANNER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! DANNY DAZED AND XAVIER WILLIAMS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE OF DANNY! XAVIER GRABS DANNY’S LEG AND IS GOING ON THE ATTACK! COMPLETELY DOING WHAT HE CAN DO DECIMATE THE KNEE AND LEG OF DANNY!

Rich Russillo: I THINK HE’S SATISFIED OF WHAT DAMAGE HE CAUSED! NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS GOING FOR THE OATHBREAKER! THAT REVERSE FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK! THAT MOVE HAS SPELLED DOOM FOR MANY PEOPLE WHO HAVE WENT AGAINST XAVIER WILLIAMS!  IF HE LOCKS IT IN, THIS COULD BE THE END FOR DANNY!

Persephone: Looks like if Danny taps out, he’ll have to listen to a lecture from Uncle Jesse or Joey about the concept of being a loser! Bahahahaha!

Rich Russillo: How long have you been waiting to make an insulting reference like that?

Persephone: Longer than you think! That simp is getting what’s coming to him now! He can’t run away from this! Finish this damn thing!

James Peters: XAVIER TRYING TO LOCK IN THE OATHBREAKER, BUT LOOK AT DANNY! HE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GRAB THE NECK OF XAVIER AND ROLL HIM UP!! HIS SHOULDERS ARE DOWN! CAN THE CHALLENGERS STEAL IT RIGHT THERE?

ONNNNEEEEEEE!

TWWWWWOOOOO!!

THHHHHRREEEEEE!!

Rich Russillo: XAVIER WILLIAMS KICKS OUT, BUT HE ALMOST GOT CAUGHT THERE! Now it looks like Danny wants to run, but he can’t since Xavier took out one of his legs! He’s dragging himself into the corner to try to tag Candice Blair back in, BUT XAVIER ISN’T HAVING IT! HE LOOKS TO END THIS RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW! XAVIER DRAGS DANNY BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND TRIES AGAIN TO PUT DANNY IN THE OATHBREAKER AND THIS TIME, HE IS SUCCESSFUL! OATHBREAKER APPLIED AND DANNY TANNER IS SCREAMING IN PAIN TRYING TO GET AWAY!

Persephone: Dumbass can cry and plead all he wants. He can, I love hearing it. Hearing some bitch cry always puts a smile on my face.

James Peters: DANNY IS TRYING HIS BEST TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES, BUT HE ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE! HE’S IN THE CENTER OF THE RING YELLING IN PAIN! NOW HE’S TRYING TO REVERSE THE HOLD, BUT I DON’T THINK THAT WILL WORK EITHER! I THINK DANNY TANNER WILL JUST HAVE TO GIVE IT UP HERE TONIGHT!

Rich Russillo: MAYBE NOT! LOOK AT CANDICE BLAIR PLEADING WITH HIM ON THE APRON TO KEEP FIGHTING! DANNY’S SCREAMING THAT HE DOESN’T THINK HE CAN, BUT CANDICE IS TELLING HIM TO NOT GIVE UP! WAIT! WHAT IS THIS?? DANNY TANNER IS STARTING TO DRAG HIMSELF AND XAVIER OVER TO THE ROPES! CANDICE’S SUPPORT IS GIVING HIM THE WILL TO NOT GIVE UP!

Persephone: Dumbass acts just like a Psyduck. Completely dopey and useless until he’s in extreme pain! Too little, too late. Now just tap out and go back into your little simp ball.

Rich Russillo: You like Pokemon? It makes me love you even more! Which one is your favorite?

Persephone: Whichever one causes you to bleed to death? Now stop asking me such stupid questions before I punch you in the face. What is this hopeless simp day?

James Peters: IT DOESN’T MATTER! WHATEVER IS GIVING HIM THE INNER STRENGTH TO KEEP GOING FOR THE ROPES, MORE POWER TO HIM! DANNY IS STILL GOING FOR THE ROPES AND XAVIER IS A LITTLE STUNNED. DANNY TANNER MAKING ONE LAST LUNGE FOR THE ROPES…

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Rich Russillo: HE GOT IT! HE MADE IT TO THE ROPES! THE CROWD IS GOING ABSOLUTELY CRAZY FOR DANNY TANNER! STAR MAKING PERFORMANCE IN THIS MATCH HERE TONIGHT! NOW XAVIER MUST LET THE OATHBREAKER GO! THE POWER OF LOVE!

ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV–

Persephone: Did you say the Power of Love? Fuck that! It’s the Power of Gold! Anyways, Xavier lets go of the Oathbreaker. Why? Break the bastard’s legs, Xavier gets disqualified, the match ends, and I win! I see nothing wrong with that scenario. Greedy fucks! Rexy, if you are watching this right now, COME BACK AND SAVE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE!

James Peters: Xavier Williams held back by the referee and  Danny Tanner is holding onto the ropes for dear life! I can only imagine the damage that was done to Danny’s legs after being in the Oathbreaker for so long, BUT THAT ISN’T STOPPING DANNY! DANNY TANNER SHOWING SOME MAJOR CREATIVITY USING THE BOTTOM ROPE TO PULL HIMSELF TO HIS CORNER AND TAG IN CANDICE!

TAG! 

Rich Russillo: Candice Blair back in and she doesn’t hold back AND SHE DELIVERS A SPEAR TO XAVIER WILLIAMS! CANDICE BLAIR ON THE ATTACK! I THINK SHE KNOWS THE SITUATION SHE IS IN! SHE MIGHT BE THE ONLY ONE LEFT FOR HER TEAM SINCE DANNY CAN’T REALLY USE HIS LEGS! SHE NEEDS TO BRING THE FIGHT AND NEUTRALIZE THE CHAMPIONS AS BEST AS SHE CAN! CANDICE WHIPS XAVIER INTO THE ROPES, BUT XAVIER COUNTERS AND WHIPS CANDICE INTO THE ROPES! CANDICE ALONG THE SIDE LOOKING FOR A HEADSCISSORS, BUT SHE TRANSITIONS INTO A CROSSFACE! SUBMISSION HOLD LOCKED IN! 

James Peters: DANNY MADE IT TO HIS FEET ON THE ROPES AND IS CHEERING CANDICE ON!! BUT XAVIER IS STILL TOO STRONG AS HE LIFTS CANDICE UP, BUT CANDICE COUNTERS TO A HEADSCISSORS SENDING XAVIER FLYING! XAVIER ON THE MAT AND CANDICE GRABS HIS LEGS LOOKING FOR THE CANDY LOCK! TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY AS CANDICE WANTS HER OWN VERSION OF THE INVERTED FIGURE FOUR!

Rich Russillo: BUT XAVIER KICKS HER OFF MIDSPIN AND KICKS HER RIGHT INTO DANNY TANNER KNOCKING HIM OFF THE APRON! HE DIDN’T HAVE A GOOD LANDING AND HE HIT HIS KNEE ON THE RING APRON AS HE FELL AND HE IS HOLDING HIS KNEE IN PAIN! CANDICE CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED! SHE ALSO DOESN’T KNOW THAT XAVIER WILLIAMS IS BACK TO HIS FEET! TURN AROUND CANDICE!

Persephone: Don’t tell her that! Maybe she will finally get put down for good! Don’t you ruin this for me, asshole!

James Peters: I THINK IT’S TOO LATE! XAVIER FROM BEHIND AND HITS THE END OF HEARTACHE. HIS VERSION OF THE ZIG ZAG CONNECTS AND CANDICE IS DOWN! XAVIER WILLIAMS DRAGS CANDICE BLAIR TO THE CORNER AND ONCE AGAIN TAGS IN HARLOW REICHERT!

TAG!

Rich Russillo: HARLOW REICHERT OPTING NOT TO GET INTO THE RING AND INSTEAD IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE! SHE USUALLY DOESN’T FLY, BUT WHEN SHE DOES, SHE MAKES SURE IT COUNTS! AND I THINK THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE IS DOING! CANDICE HAS STILL NOT MOVED BUT SHE IS HOLDING THE BACK OF HER HEAD! HARLOW GOES TO FLY AND SHE IS GOING FOR IT ALL! WILL SHE HIT IT!

James Peters: AND SHE MOST DEFINITELY DOES! CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS! HARLOW CALLS THAT WUTHERING HEIGHTS! CLASSIC NAME FOR A CLASSIC HARLOW MOVE! HARLOW GOT ALL OF IT AND LANDED RIGHT ON THE MONEY! WILL WUTHERING HEIGHTS BE THE FINAL CHAPTER OF THE CHALLENGERS’ TITLE CHANCES?

Persephone: Why in the hell would she name a move after a damn book? Damn Literary Bitch! Whatever! Anyways, Literary Bitch goes for the cover and hooks the leg. Will this finally end this shit show of a match?

ONNNNNNNEEEEE!

TWWWWWWWOOOOO!!

THHHRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!

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(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Witches Burn” starts to play again as Harlow gets off of Candice as the crowd gives a mixed reaction.)

Bella Braxton: Here are your winners….AND STILL THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…XAVIER WILLIAMS AND HARLOW REICHERT!!

James Peters: This was a classic tag team clinic! Both teams worked amazingly with each other. They went for it all, but it is the experience of the Tag Team Champions that led them to retaining their titles. Will there be a team that could match up with the intensity and technicality of Xavier and Harlow.

(The referee hands the champs back their titles as he raises their hands in victory before they leave the ring.)

Persephone: Nobody cares about grandpa and the Literary Bitch! They are still champions. Good for them! Now get them out of the arena so we get on with the rest of this crap. 

Rich Russillo: I agree, James. This match was awesome to watch. Danny and Candice were just a team brought together in a random lottery and they were so close to walking out of Territorial Invasion as the new Unified Tag Team Champions. Candice showed how she is constantly improving in the ring and Danny Tanner showed that when he starts gaining self-confidence, he is going to be a bright star in the future of EAW.

Persephone: When he isn’t cleaning the toilets.

(Danny manages to crawl back into the ring to check on Candice as Xavier and Harlow stand at the top of the ramp looking down to the ring holding their titles in the air as the camera cuts elsewhere.)

(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring as the match graphic flashes on screen.)

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Stephie Love: The following contest is a Divide and Conquer Match scheduled for NINE FALLS!!!

Crowd: NINE FALLS!!!

Stephie Love: For this match both teams will compete divided under tag team rules until one side is fully eliminated. Then the remaining members of the surviving team should there be more than one… will compete until one man has conquered the others!!!

(Ser Real – Oscar Cortez Ft. T3R Elemento hits!!!)

Stephie Love: Introducing first representing Showdown from Hidalgo, Mexico weighing in at 245 pounds he is “El Padrastro” ROBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTO DE LA ROSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Roberto De La Rosa steps out to the stage accompanied by his valet Esmeralda as they are ruthlessly booed by the audience.)

Jake Mercer: This man literally works for the cartel. Why do we let these people wrestle for us?

Stew-O: What do you mean “these people”? :mjpls:

Jake Mercer: :whoa: !!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: It is clear from his words this week that Roberto expects this to be an easy night. We will see if that ends up actually being the case. My bet is no.

(Battleground of the Bear – Soviet Combat 2 hits!!!)

Stephie Love: And his partner also representing Showdown from Cape Town, South Africa weighing in at 280 pounds he is ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAN MALOSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ronan Malosi comes out wearing a fedora and a fancy suit. Security officers are shown entering the crowd and speaking with the fans.)

Flannery McCoy: Well I was told before this match that since Ronan returned to Showdown he wants to be taken seriously now. He wants this to be a serious match and for there to be no water or anything of that nature at ringside. Which is why we have security officers out in the crowd right now to confiscate the water from our fans. This can therefore be a completely serious match and we can focus on Ronan’s skills as an athlete only. Everything else can be forgotten about tonight.

Stew-O: That is good. Nobody cares about Ronan’s antics we just want to see him perform as an athlete. This is a good move for his career.

Jake Mercer: Both of the men so far in this match smoke cigars and I feel like I am going to get cancer just watching them.

(The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition) hits!!!)

Stephie Love: And their partner representing Dynasty weighing in at 300 pounds he is “THe Soldier of Sanity” SOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMON STANEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

(Solomon Stane comes out to heavy boos looking even heavier than the boos.)

Flannery McCoy: For someone called “The Soldier of Sanity” he doesn’t look very sane to me.

Stew-O: Agreed let’s stay out of his way.

Jake Mercer: Well he is so large that won’t be an easy task.

(Written in my Hellfire (mashup theme song) hits!!!)

Stephie Love: And their partner also representing Dynasty from Dublin, Ireland weighing in at 267 pounds he is “The Bad Lad” BLAAAAAAAAAAAAACK SHAMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK!!!!!!!!!!!

(Black Shamrock comes to the ring as silently as he has been all week.)

Flannery McCoy: Black Shamrock didn’t say anything this week. I think that means we don’t have to do any actual commentary for him right?

Stew-O: Sounds good to me. Let’s put the same effort in to our job as he does to his.

Jake Mercer: This is the amount of effort I always put in tho.

(‘T.D (Visualizer)’ by Lil Yachty, Tierra Whack ft. A$AP Rocky, Tyler, The Creator hits!!!)

Stephie Love: And the last member of the first team representing Voltage from Yokohama, Japan weighing in at 198 pounds he is “The Charismatic Artist” JAY JERRY JOHNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

(Jay Jerry Johnson comes out looking ready to prove himself.)

Jake Mercer: Yo isn’t this the guy that Spider-Man works for at the newspaper?

Flannery McCoy: No that is J. Jonah Jameson.

Jake Mercer: I see but isn’t tha-

Flannery McCoy: No this is Jay Jerry Johnson.

Stew-O: This man is a traitor to Voltage. He is the only yellow team member working for the opps! We will see how the others handle this situation!

Jake Mercer: Do you think maybe since the other five are from the same brand they can just come out to the Voltage theme song together or something and we can speed this up a bit?

Flannery McCoy: No they all deserve individual entrances like the kings they are :wow:

(“Ready To Die” by The Notorious B.I.G. (2021-Present) hits!!!)

Stephie Love: Introducing their opponents! First from Long Island, New York weighing in at 210 pounds he is “The Emperor of Violence” LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCAS JOHNSONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

(Lucas Johnson makes his way to the ring looking violent.)

Flannery McCoy: Lucas Johnson is an ancient veteran of EAW and you just know he is the captain of his team using his experience to guide them.

Jake Mercer: Just like my commentary colleagues they better listen to him like people listen to me and my words of wisdom. :100:

Stew-O: Never.

(“The Outsiders” by Eric Church hits!!!)

Stephie Love: And his partners first from Stillwater, OK weighing in at 212 pounds he is “The Oklahoma Gentleman” DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAVAN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

(Donovan Duke comes out looking fired up and filled with hype.)

Flannery McCoy: This man may be one of the favorites to go all the way here. He is an incredible athlete and his stamina is sure impressive. He has been talking his shit all week and seems ready for anything. However, his opponents may know that and take him out as soon as possible for that reason alone.

Stew-O: Yes honestly I think he has painted too big a target on his back this week talking such a big talk. It probably won’t pay off for him.

Jake Mercer: The best strategy is to always stay silent but also deadly.

Flannery McCoy: :scusthov:

(Bad Man by Blues Saraceno hits!)

Stephie Love: From Boston, Massachusetts weighing in at 210 pounds he is “The Bastard Son” KIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK REDWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

(Kirk Redwood enters talking shit to security guards at ringside as he continues his beef with the law.)

Flannery McCoy: This man is of the streets. The streets need a body. He is going to get them one.

Jake Mercer: I’m from the streets too.

Stew-O: I’m sure you are buddy. However, you are not the Dog of War Kirk Redwood! He is here to kick ass and prove himself as a fighter!

(While She Sleeps – New World Torture hits!!!)

Stephie Love: And from Seattle, Washington weighing in at 170 pounds they are “The Forgotten Mortal” ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX MYERSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

(Alex Myers steps out to the stage wearing bright yellow Voltage facepaint. They are showing their pride for their brand here tonight.)

Flannery McCoy: While I can’t support Voltage I can support this kind of attitude and patriotism for your team! Hopefully the Dynasty guys can have a similar attitude.

Stew-O: Alex Myers was seen hanging out with Donovan Duke this week and these two are a duo to be reckoned with for real for real.

Jake Mercer: This guy looks legitimately scary. I don’t trust them and suspect that they will betray their homies in this one!!!

(Swallowing the Rabbit Whole by Code Orange hits!!!)

Stephie Love: Last but not least from Huntington Beach, California weighing in at 213 pounds he is “The Psychopathic Monster” SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE GATES!!!!!!!!

(Shane Gates comes out looking like a psychopathic monster.)

Flannery McCoy: Something about the way this guy looks makes me feel like Ronan Malosi would be a big fan of his.

Jake Mercer: Well that is dumb as fuck Flannery. They are opponents here tonight.

Stew-O: Shane Gates accused the other team of not taking this match seriously tonight so we will see if things turn out as easy as he seems to think it will.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: Black Shamrock and Shane Gates. Now this is a clash that could main event Pain for Pride. Looks like Shane is headed up to the top rope immediately which seems unwise as Shamrock will just move out of the way. Instead Shamrock advances and begins punching on Gates. Shamrock climbs up to the top rope as well but Gates leaps over him! Sunset Flip Powerbomb off the top! No! Shamrock catches Gates and holds him above his head on the ropes! But Gates continues to flip over! He lands on the mat and tries to bomb Shamrock but Shamrock holds on to the top rope! Gates using all his force! But Shamrock just falls onto him for the cover!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Kickout by Shane Gates! Quick kickout as Black Shamrock didn’t really make that cover intentionally. Gates up now as he yanks Shamrock up and tosses him shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Shamrock screams out in pain as he collides with the unforgiving steel and may have dislocated his shoulder there. That’s the luck of the Irish for ya!

Jake Mercer: I’m not sure that phrase works in this context but you did your best Stew. Now it seems that Shane Gates is pulling Black Shamrock up to his feet. The big man doesn’t look like he wants to move easily as this is no easy task for Gates. Gates manages to yank Shamrock to his feet. But Shamrock headbutted him hard for his troubles! No Gates ducked it! Enzuigiri connects taking Shamrock back down! Shamrock back up as he eats a Running scissors Kick from Gates!!! Gates with the cover!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEE-

Flannery McCoy: Black Shamrock kicks out!!! Shane Gates nearly had it there! Shamrock kicks out as Gates pulls him up! He looks like he has something planned. He runs off the ropes an-

Stew-O: Black Shamrock takes down Shane Gates with a thunderous Spinebuster!!! Holy shit he nearly broke the ring with that one! Shamrock into the cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEE-

Jake Mercer: This time Shane Gates is the one who kicks out! Black Shamrock is looking like he wants to quit EAW!!!

Flannery McCoy: Black Shamrock helps Shane Gates up and eats a thumb to the eye. Gates takes down Shamrock with a Snap DDT right into a Triangle Choke. Gates is going to make Shamrock submit right here! Shamrock using his large power to get out of this as Gates is thrown off him. Shamrock back up as he grabs Gates by the throat and takes him down with a Chokeslam! No! Gates countered it into a swift armdrag tossing Shamrock across the ring. Shamrock back up as Gates charges into the corner and hits him with an elevated knee. He grabs him around the neck and then runs back into the ring and drops him with a Running Bulldog. He gets all of it as Gates goes for yet another cover!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEE-

Stew-O: Black Shamrock somehow kicks out! Shane Gates instead grabs him by the skull and begins to bash his head repeatedly into the canvas leaving a bloody stain. Gates has snapped! Gates pulls Shamrock up an-

Jake Mercer: SUFFER AS ONE!!! THE GERMAN SUPLEX INTO RIPCORD LARIAT HITS!!! SHANE GATES JUST ANNIHALATED BLACK SHAMROCK HERE TONIGHT!!! THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephie Love: Black Shamrock has been eliminated!!!

Jake Mercer: Smh just like in every horror movie the black guy is always eliminated first.

Flannery McCoy: EAW needs to do better. Shane Gates is shown celebrating getting the first elimination for his team as he high fives everyone on his team. But now it looks like Roberto De La Rosa is entering the ring. Gates decides to make a tag in himself as his job is done here.

(TAG!)

Stew-O: It would seem that Shane Gates has made the tag in to Kirk Redwood!!!

Jake Mercer: It looks like Ronan Malosi and Kirk Redwood are entering the ring to square off next.

Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi now squaring off with Kirk Redwood. This is likely going to be a tough opponent for Ronan. Wait! Ronan quickly yanks the arm of Kirk pulling him up onto his shoulders! No! Kirk is fighting it kicking his way off as he takes the eyes of Ronan. Kirk then rolls out of the ring for a breather his life having just flashed before his very eyes as the big man had him up for something that may have ended the match right then and there.

Stew-O: But Ronan Malosi goes outside the ring to chase after Kirk Redwood! But Kirk flees back into the rin-

Jake Mercer: No! Ronan Malosi grabs the boot of Kirk Redwood! Ronan yanks Kirk out of the ring back to the outside as he lands Belly first on the ground. Ronan grabs Kirk by the legs and spins him around throwing him back first into the barricade at ringside. Ronan then yanks Kirk back up and gets him in position for a Belly to Belly Suplex! No! Instead Ronan spears Kirk through the breakable barrier area near the timekeeper’s table! Ronan then rolls Kirk back into the ring and this thing is over! The cov-

Flannery McCoy: Kirk Redwood manages to get back up as Ronan Malosi was going in for the cover right there. However, Ronan charges Kirk as he pulls himself up on the ropes and charges in grabbing him by the leg and flipping him up and over to the outside! Kirk goes tumbling as Ronan let’s out a dominant roar in the ring and pounds his chest aggressively. Ronan then leaves the ring to go after Kirk and inflict more damage. Kirk trying to escape from Ronan on the outside but Ronan grabs him by the head and slams it down hard on the steel steps at ringside.

Stew-O: Ronan Malosi continues to bash in the brains of Kirk Redwood around the ring as he brings him over and bashes his head off the Spanish announce table. However, Ronan recognizes it would be racist to put Kirk through it during Hispanic Heritage Month so he decides not to. Instead he tosses Kirk across the timekeeper’s table hitting the bell and the timekeeper as he goes flying. Stephie Love is shown getting up out of the way to dodge it with the quickness as Ronan briefly rolls back into the ring to break the ten count.

Referee: FUCK! I WAS SO CLOSE TO COUNTING HIM OUT!!!

Jake Mercer: Ronan Malosi back on the outside now stalking after Kirk Redwood who lies in pain on the outside as Ronan puts the boots to his opp. Ronan the ripper now tearing away at the skin of his opponent Kirk with his fingernails as he tries to draw some blood up out of him and really destroy this motherfucker right quick as if he had done him dirty. Kirk is an innocent man Ronan! Leave him alone! Ronan tosses Kirk back into the ring.

Flannery McCoy: Kirk Redwood spits blood right in the eyes of Ronan Malosi! Ronan is taken aback by the audacity!!!

Stew-O: KIRK REDWOOD NOW OFF THE ROPES AS HE FLIES IN TOWARDS RO-

Jake Mercer: DEATH-RO!!! RONAN CONNECTS WITH THE DEATH-RO AS HE DROPS TO THE COVER!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO! KIRK REDWOOD FLIPS OUT OF IT!!! KIRK OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!! SPRINGBOARD SUPERMAN PUNCH!!! .50 CAL!!!

Stew-O: HE PUNCHES RONAN WHO DROPS LIKE HE JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephie Love: Ronan Malosi has been eliminated!!!

Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT! A HUGE VICTORY FOR KIRK REDWOOD HERE TONIGHT AS HE ELIMINATES RONAN MALOSI!!!

Stew-O: I thought Ronan would last a lot longer tonight!

Jake Mercer: I am sure that Alissa felt the same way.

(TAG!!!)

Stew-O: Shane Gates tags himself back into the match. He is confronted by Jay Jerry Johnson who enters for the opposing team of Team Voltage. Johnson squares up with Gates as he ducks a clothesline. Johnson grabs Gates from behind and tosses him back with a German Suplex. But Gates flips up out of it!!! Gates lands on his feet and runs the ropes…

Jake Mercer: But Jay Jerry Johnson sidesteps Shane Gates!! He grabs him from behind!!!

Flannery McCoy: JERRY SPECIAL!!! THAT CROSSFACE SUBMISSION IS APPLIED!!!

Stew-O: Shane Gates taps out!!!

Stephie Love: Shane Gates has been eliminated!!!

Jake Mercer: Damn Shane Gates went from getting the first elimination of this match to being eliminated himself! I guess he shouldn’t have been so eager to tag himself in and get back in the match so soon!

Stew-O: I wonder if that was deliberate on the part of his partners to get him to tag in and get himself worn out and eliminated…

(TAG!!!)

Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson tags in his partner Roberto De La Rosa who enters the ring to face off against the replacement from Team Voltage. Looks like they are sending in… Donovan Duke!!!

Flannery McCoy: We are back to the action as Roberto De La Rosa is starting things off against Donovan Duke. This is gonna be a real clash for the ages. They place around the ring before locking up. No! Duke ducks out of the way from Roberto’s lunge! Duke fires off some shots towards Roberto who just kicks him hard in the face and sends his opponent sprawling out across the ring to the disappointment of his teammates. However, Duke gets back up and kicks Roberto hard in the gut. DDT! No! Roberto elbows out of it! But Duke pummels Roberto up against the ropes. Irish whip… but Roberto reverses it!!! Duke off the ropes!!! LARIATOOOOOO-

Stew-O: Donovan Duke slides under the ropes to escape the vicious Lariato. But here comes Roberto de la Rosa! He is chasing his opponent around the ring! Donvan dives back in to escape but Roberto is on his ass. He slides back in but suddenly Donovan slides back out! Donovan jumps up on the apron and grabs the head of Roberto pulling him down over the top rope and choking him out.

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! I WILL DISQUALIFY THE ENTIRE TEAM!!

Team: :whoa:

Jake Mercer: Donovan Duke let’s go as he celebrates his genius in tricking Roberto De La Rosa right there. Roberto recovering in the ring as Donovan makes his return showing off to the crowd. He stalks his way over to Roberto and slaps him hard on the back disrespectfully. But Roberto suddenly fires back with a hard uppercut dropping Donovan to the mat like a rock! Donovan scurries back into the corner but Roberto is going hard. He begins to punch the shit out of Donovan in the corner. Again and again and again. Donovan is being pummeled here and his team may want to tag in shortly. Roberto pulls up Donovan to his feet in the corner before slapping the shit out of him. Some payback right there. Roberto grabs Donovan by the throat and tosses him across the ring as he lands back first in the center of the ring.

Flannery McCoy: Roberto De La Rosa now stalking Donovan Duke into the corner and punching on him relentlessly like a madman. He be wildin’ up in here giving his jaw a real hard time slamming his head into the top turnbuckle n shit. Roberto grabs the arm of Donovan and whips him across the rin-

Stew-O: No! Instead he pulls him right into a thunderous LARIATOOOOO!!! Roberto is rollin’ he picks up Donovan Duke and drops him with a Fireman’s Carry Takedown! He kicks him in the side for good measure. Roberto picks Donovan back up… DEALER’S CHOICE!!! The Spinning Back Fist connects to the side of Roberto’s head nearly knocking him off his feet! Donovan kicks Roberto in the gut and lifts him up into the air…

Jake Mercer: ROYAL FLUSH!!!! DONOVAN DUKE GETS ALL OF IT!!! THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephie Love: Roberto De La Rosa has been eliminated!!!

Jake Mercer: Damn Roberto was eliminated. And during Hispanic Heritage Month as well. :mjpls:

Flannery McCoy: Are you going to get offended by every elimination?

Jake Mercer: Yes. :mjgrin:

Stew-O: Well just like the others before him it looks like Donovan Duke is going to take a breather and tag out to his partners. It seems so far that the teammates of the wrestlers aren’t particularly willing to tag into the match. Probably because they want to see their teammates eliminated just as much as their opponents. It is an interesting strategy but it might ultimately payoff for some of these guys who have yet to actually wrestle tonight.

(TAG!!!)

Jake Mercer: Donovan Duke makes the tag in to Lucas Johnson!!! Lucas now entering the ring as the big man Solomon Stane enters for the opposing team to replace his eliminated partner.

Flannery McCoy: Looks like we finna get Solomon Stane facing off against the Sharkman Lucas Johnson. They lock up in the ring with Lucas shoving Stane back hard as he falls down to his knees and recovers on the ropes. The referee forces Lucas to back up for a second as he yells at Stane to come at him. Stane gets back up as Lucas charges in for the Stinger Splash to the corner! Stane moves out of the way! He bounces off the ropes and takes down Lucas with a Running Shoulder Tackle! Lucas back up but Stane tosses him into the corner and begins to batter him with forearms. Stane off the ropes as Lucas staggers back into the ring!!! STANE CONNECTS WITH A THUNDEROUS SPEAR! THE COVER!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEE-

Stew-O: Kickout by Lucas Johnson! Solomon Stane is big mad. He is seething as he wanted a quick victory over Lucas here tonight. But he is going to have to put in a little more work than that if we are being real. Maybe Stane will just Spear his ass again. He is stalking his prey now possibly considering doing just that! No wait it looks like Lucas is rolling out of the ring! Lucas trying to escape but Stane rolls out to cut him off! He grabs Lucas as he tries to leave between the ropes and drops him onto the apron with a DDT between the ropes! The hardest part of the ring! He drags him back into the ring and goes for the cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEE-

Jake Mercer: Another Kickout by Lucas Johnson! Solomon Stane now signaling that he plans to finish this! But what does he have in mind! He is waiting for Lucas to get back up which he eventually does. KEY OF SOLOMON!!! OMG!!! COULD THIS BE IT!!

Flannery McCoy: NO! LUCAS JOHNSON GETS OUT OF IT! Lucas shoves Solomon Stane into the corner and rolls him up with the Small Package!!

Stew-O: No! Solomon Stane immediately breaks out of it and rolls up onto his knees. But Lucas Johnson is already back up and kicks Solomon right in the skull with a Superkick! He gets all of it as down goes Stane! Lucas with the cover!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEE-

Jake Mercer: Kickout by Solomon Stane as Lucas Johnson thought that he had it all won right then and there. But he didn’t! Lucas kicks Stane angrily as he takes out his frustration. But Stane grabs his boot and trips him! Lucas collapses onto his back lying next to Stane as both men are worn out from this back and forth. They might have to make a tag in or some shit to their partners pretty soon if they want to survive this. Lucas is back up to his feet first as he looks angry and embarrassed about being tripped. Stane starts to push himself up as well. But Lucas off the ropes with a Curb Stomp!!!

Stew-O: NO! SOLOMON STANE DODGES IT WITH SURPRISING QUICKNESS FOR A MAN HIS SIZE!!!

Jake Mercer: THE LIGHTSWITCH!!!!

Flannery McCoy: CLAYMORE KICK OUT OF NOWHERE!!! LUCAS JOHNSON JUST TOOK SOLOMON STANE’S HEAD CLEAN OFF HIS BODY!!! LUCAS FALLS INTO THE COVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephie Love: Solomon Stane has been eliminated!!!

Flannery McCoy: A big victory for Lucas Johnson on pay-per-view for his team but now he is going to take a break and let his partner Alex Myers do some work here tonight.

(TAG!)

Stew-O: No wait! It looks like Kirk Redwood tagged himself in! Redwood entering the match telling his teammates he’s got this. I mean their team only has one guy left!!!

Jake Mercer: Jay Jerry Johnson is literally the only guy left on the opposing team which means we have Voltage only left here tonight. Jay Jerry Johnson is taking on the opposing force of Kirk Redwood, Lucas Johnson, Alex Myers, and Donovan Duke. I don’t like his chances.

Flannery McCoy: I believe in him. Come on Jay you can do it. :wow:

Stew-O: Kirk Redwood and Jay Jerry Johnson lock up in the ring. Kirk with an arm wrench taking Jerry down but he rolls through and jumps off the middle rope countering into an arm drag. Kirk gets right back u-

Jake Mercer: PRETTY VISITOR!!! THE CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE FROM JAY!! OMG JAY YOU CAN DO IT!!! YOU CAN STIILL WIN THIS THING ALL BY YOURSELFFF!!! GET IT BOI!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson pulls up Kirk Redwoo-

Stew-O: ALT+F4 CONNECTS!!! THE TIGER DRIVER ‘98 JUST DROVE KIRK REDWOOD INTO THE MAT!!! JAY JERRY JOHNSON WITH THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephie Love: Kirk Redwood has been eliminated!!!

Flannery McCoy: Holy shit!!! Maybe I am right! Maybe Jay can actually pull this thing off!!!

Stew-O: He is turning me into a believer as well!!!

Jake Mercer: Come on tho… It’s still three against one…

Flannery McCoy: Now it looks like Lucas Johnson is entering the ring to face off against Jay Jerry Johnson. Lucas looks a little more hesitant now after seeing what just happened to his partner. He doesn’t want to make the same type of mistakes. Lucas locks up with Jay as he transitions into a headlock. Jay backs up against the ropes before shoving Lucas off to the opposite side of the ring. Lucas leapfrogs over Jay… NO!!! JAY CAUGHT HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!

Stew-O: EMERALD FLOWSION!!!! HE CALLS THAT THE YKHM ENDING!!! JAY TO THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephie Love: Lucas Johnson has been eliminated!!!

Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson is on a roll! He is going to eliminate the entire Team Voltage by himself and prove he is the Ace! THIS MAN CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!

Stew-O: Donovan Duke and Alex Myers now discussing strategy as it looks like Myers is going to be the next one to attempt to take on Jay Jerry Johnson. Will he be the third in a row to be eliminated by this man?

Flannery McCoy: Alex Myers immediately takes down Jay Jerry Johnson with a Snapmare right into a headlock or Sleeper hold. Whatever the difference is. They don’t pay me enough to know this shit. Anyway it appears that Alex has that shit locked tight and Jay is trapped sitting on his ass in the ring as he struggles to get back up and fight all out of it. He is going to have to use all his power to overcome. He is going to have to go further beyond. He is doing it too! Jay not to be confused with the Jay that used to be in EAW is getting up slowly as he begins to drive his hard pointy elbow into the gut of Alex the face of Voltage and break out of this. But Alex kicks him hard in the gut and goes for a Suplex! No! Jay immediately reverses it with a SNAP suplex of his own as he manages to go further beyond!

Stew-O: Jay Jerry Johnson charges in at Alex Myers as they recover and pull themselves up in the corner. He goes in! He hits a Stinger Splash into the corner flattening his hater like a pancake.

Jake Mercer: Alex Myers is down as Jay Jerry Johnson gets out of the ring. I guess he is giving up. No wait it looks like he is going to the opposite side of the ring to prevent Alex from rolling out. But Alex rolls in the opposite direction instead! Alex hops up to his feet and runs up off the ropes. TOPE SUICIDA!!! HE TAKES THAT HOMIE OUT WITH SOME FLYING LUCHA SHIT OUT HERE!!! Alex Myers points to his Voltage facepaint you know they are reppin’. Alex is back up now as they stand proudly outside the ring with their teammates cheering them on as they stand above their fallen opponent Jay who has glazed over eyes. Alex picks Jay up and tosses him back into the squared circle and goes in for that cover. But Jay keeps rolling! But not fast enough! Alex stops him and gets that cover in!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Referee: THRRRRRRRRR—

Flannery McCoy: What a Kickout by Jay Jerry Johnson! Alex Myers enraged now as they mount on top of Jay and begins to beat the shit out of him with repeated punches. Alex is beating the shit out of him worse than when me and my girlfriend- well that is a story for another time and I’m not Jake Mercer.

Jake Mercer: Well when I beat the shit out of my girlfriend I always made sure t-

Flannery McCoy: As I said that is a story for another time. Anyway Jay Jerry Johnson is really taking fist after fist after fist. He has to be unconscious and suffering from brain trauma and skull cracking at this point. But that is nothing that the EAW doctors can’t fix by next week. I am sure he is going to be just fine.

Stew-O: Alex Myers now climbing to the top rope. It looks like he is going to finish things off here!!! FROM THE TO-

Jake Mercer: SINNER’S LULLABY!!! ALEX MYERS LANDS FOR THE COVER WITH THAT COFFIN DROP!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephie Love: Jay Jerry Johnson has been eliminated!!!

Flannery McCoy: This man put up a great fight but four on one odds was far more than he was capable of overcoming! I definitely won’t hold that against him! However, now that means Team Voltage is victorious!!! But the match is not over!!!

Stew-O: We finished the divide part of the match… now it is time to conquer. Who will emerge the winner here tonight? Alex Myers or Donovan Duke?!?!?!

Jake Mercer: Donovan Duke the fresher man now entering the ring as the crowd is on their feet in anticipation to find out who will be the grand final winner of this thing! Who will walk back on into Voltage with them bragging rights!!! This is going to be a victory for one of these two men that they can hold as a W for their entire career. The other will be able to rest well knowing they made it this far but always wonder what could have been…

Flannery McCoy: Donovan Duke and Alex Myers shake hands before locking up in the ring! These two worked together this week talking shit about their opponents but now they can no longer be amigos. They must be enemies! There is no choice in the matter!

Stew-O: Hard shot to the gut from Alex Myers to Donovan Duke takes the wind out of him. Duke sent back up against the ropes as Alex charges him battering his skull with hard forearms. Possibly going for the same blunt force trauma approach he used to deal with Jay just a few minutes earlier.

Jake Mercer: Donovan Duke charges in with a chop block to the leg of Alex Myers. But Myers jumps over it and jumps up to the middle rope catching Donovan from behind with a Cutter in midair!!! But Donovan lands on his shoulder and springs back up with incredible athleticism as both men turn back to face each other. Alex charges in again at Donovan in the corner… this time he gets all of it with a Running Forearm Smash to the corner. He bashes in Donovan’s head as Donovan falls down on his ass in the corner clearly being weakened by these blows. Alex pulls Donovan up out of the corner…

Stew-O: FINAL SYMPHONY!!!! ALEX MYERS WITH THE CRUCIFIX DROPPED INTO A LUNGBLOWER!!! THE COVERR!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO! DONOVAN DUKE SOMEHOW KICKED OUT!!! ALEX MYERS CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!! Myers picks Donovan back up… He’s gonna do it again!!!

Stew-O: FINAL SYMPHONY NO. 2!!!!

Jake Mercer: DONOVAN DUKE COUNTERS INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: ALEX MYERS KICKS OUT!!! BOTH MEN BACK UP!!! ALEX SWINGS WILDLY!!! HE PUNCHES DONOVAN IN THE JAW!!! HE GOES DOWN!!! DONOVAN NOW COLLAPSED IN THE RING AS ALEX PULLS HIM UP…

Jake Mercer: BUT DONOVAN DUKE PULLS ALEXX MYERS INTO THE BANKRUPT!!! HE HAS THAT DEADLY SUBMISSION LOCKED IN YET AGAIN!!!

Flannery McCoy: But Alex Myers is able to immediately grab the ropes!!!! The referee breaks it all up!!!

Stew-O: Both men back up as Alex Myers grabs Donovan Duke in a familiar position…

Jake Mercer: FINAL SYMPHONY NO.3!!!! HE GETS ALL OF IT!!!

Flannery McCoy: Donovan Duke is deceased.

Stew-O: But Alex Myers isn’t done! He goes up to the top rope!!! COFFIN DROP INCOMING!!!

Jake Mercer: SINNER’S LULLABY CONNECTS!!! HE GETS ALL OF IT!!! THIS IS OVER!!! THE COVER!!!

Flannery McCoy: WAIT NO LOOK AT THE REPLAY!!!

(A slow motion replay reveals that as Alex Myers came down with the Coffin Drop Donovan Duke barely got his shoulders up and manages to hit an improvised German Suplex dropping Alex on the back of his head instead.)

Flannery McCoy: Alex Myers tilted off that Coffin Drop into a pinning combination from Donovan Duke!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner… DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(“The Outsiders” by Eric Church hits!!!)

Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT HE DID IT!!! DONOVAN DUKE HAS WON THIS ENTIRE MATCH!!! HOLY SHIT WHAT A VICTORY!!!!

Stew-O: This boy can truly be proud of this win. :wow:

Jake Mercer: A great effort from Alex Myers but tonight the boyhood dream came true for Donovan Duke!!!

Flannery McCoy: Holy shit he fucking did it!!! What a king!!!

Stew-O: DIVIDE AND CONQUER!!! VOLTAGE HAS THEM BRAGGING RIGHTS BUT NONE MORESO THAN FOR DONOVAN DUKE!!!! 10 MEN ENTERED!!! 1 WALKS AWAY!!!

(Donovan Duke is shown celebrating as Alex Myers gets back up to shake his hand as he points to his Voltage facepaint and pats Donovan on the back before leaving.)

Flannery McCoy: Looks like Alex Myers as disappointed he is by his loss is at least happy that Voltage walked away with the win. That is what it is all about after all.

(The rest of Team Voltage enters the ring to celebrate as the camera fades to a commercial.)

(PSA: The EAW board of directors would like to remind all wrestlers that all restrooms backstage will be closed until further notice until all devious licks are returned and the culprits come forward.)

(‘Age-Age Money’ by LADYBABY hits, as Miku Sakai steps out onto the stage in a red and black attire. She has two black bows that hold her two pigtails in place, as she poses on the stage. The crowd boos heavily, as Miku grabs her phone, and sets it on a selfie stick that she has brought with her. She extends the selfie stick and turns around, as she goes to take a picture of herself and the crowd. However, as she hears the ongoing boos, she turns back around just to take a picture of herself and her titantron in the background instead. The crowd boos louder, as Miku continues down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)

Gina Romano: The following contest is a LUMBERJACK MATCH SET FOR ONE FALL!!!! And it is for the EAW Specialists Championship!!! Introducing first.. From Fukui, Japan!! Weighing in at 110lbs.. MIKU SAKAI!!!!

Deadprez: Here comes Miku Sakai who has had one rollercoaster of a year.. Having won the tag team championships with Hikari Kanno, losing them, showing up to Voltage drunk because of losing the belts, to getting back to her feet, and getting herself in the position to win another title in the form of the specialists championship here tonight. I’m hoping the title stays on Showdown, but you can’t help but acknowledge what Miku has had to go through in order to get to the title picture yet again in her young career,

Eve: You have got that right Deadprez. And she’s serious about it too. Even after Bethany’s defense against Ayumi Megumi, Miku made her presence known by knocking Bethany Blue out afterwards.. She showed that she’s serious and that she doesn’t care how it looks, as long as she gets the job done here tonight. It should be cool to see how she approaches this match.

(‘Bad Medicine’ by Bon Jovi plays, as the crowd changes into a mixed reaction for EAW’s Doctor. After a moment, Dr. Bethany Blue steps out in her white doctor’s coat, shiny wrestling gear, and her EAW Specialists Championship around her waist. She looks out to the crowd, then back over to Miku. The second that their eyes lock with one another, Bethany’s eyes tell the story. She’s ready to defeat Miku Sakai, and put an end to this rivalry once and for all. She continues down the entrance ramp and heads towards the ring.)

Gina Romano: And her opponent.. From Miami, Florida!! Weighing in at 125lbs.. She is the EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!! DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!!!

Deadprez: And here comes the reigning Champion, Doctor Bethany Blue. Dr. Blue has had quite the reign so far here on Showdown, and only looks to add onto the already impressive reign by defeating one of Voltage’s top talents in Miku Sakai.

Eve: It’s a task that’s easier said that done. We’ve heard from Bethany earlier this week that she still has yet to pick up a victory over Sakai in any way, so tonight she needs to dig deep and do something she has never done before in order to come out on top.

Deadprez: There’s been quite the hostility between these two Elitists, and I know that everything these two have gone through over the past few weeks is going to reach it’s peak here in this match. This is for all the marbles.. The EAW Specialists Championship. Anyways.. Where’s Gavin??

(Miku Sakai and Dr. Bethany Blue are seen in the center of the ring, as ‘Take My Breath’ by the Weeknd hits. The crowd erupts into cheers, as the 16 lumberjacks are seen walking side by side down to the ring. 8 Simps for Miku Sakai, and 8 nurses for Dr. Bethany Blue. They surround the ring, as the simps wrap around the corner where Miku stands, and the same is done for the nurses with Bethany Blue.)

Deadprez: 16 Lumberjacks baby!! These 16 individuals are going to make this match a living fell for these two women in the ring tonight.

Eve: I’m counting 17.

Deadprez: Wait.. Is that??? THAT’S GAVIN!! He’s over by the Simps taking picture of Miku Sakai!!! Gavin!!! Get over here!!!!

(Gavin Kirkland is seen up close to Miku’s butt as his phone camera is right up against it. He then looks over and sees Deadprez and Eve who are yelling at him to come to the commentary table. Gavin looks annoyed, as she puts his camera away, then makes his way over to the commentary table.)

Gavin Kirkland: Sorry about that. Got a little carried away for a second..

Eve: I wouldn’t have expected anything else in all honesty. You really are a Simp for these women anyways.

(The screen shows the referee raising the EAW Specialists Championship in the air. He then lowers it, as he walks over, hands the title to the timekeeper, then calls for the bell.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Deadprez: There’s the bell, and this one is underway! Dr. Bethany Blue and Miku Sakai are both standing at opposite corners with both nurses and simps surrounding the ring. The two Elitists acknowledge the individuals standing outside of the ring, then begin to approach one another in the center of the ring.. And here we go! Both of these women tie up in the center of the ring! Dr. Bethany Blue gets the quick advantage however, as she rotates her hips and delivers a strong knee to the abdomen of Miku Sakai!! Miku instantly hunches over, as Dr. Bethany Blue grabs Miku by the back of the head, and walks her over to the corner.. THEN SLAMS MIKU’S HEAD AGAINST THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!

Eve: NO!! Miku Sakai manages to get her arms out in front of her, grabs the top rope coming from both sides of the turnbuckle, and puts some resistance against Dr. Bethany Blue’s attack!! Miku’s head doesn’t slam up against those turnbuckles, and instead.. SHE MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH A STRONG BACK ELBOW THAT CATCHES DR. BLUE RIGHT ON THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE!!

Deadprez: Dr. Bethany Blue instantly clutches at her nose in pain, then turns around after getting blasted by that elbow. Dr. Bethany then turns back towards Miku Sakai.. BUT GETS NAILED BY A RUNNING DROPKICK THAT SENDS HER RIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Dr. Bethany Blue is quick to get up to her feet however, but is once again attacked by Miku Sakai, as Miku now delivers a strong forearm shot to the champion!! Bethany staggers back, but it’s Miku who grabs her by the wrist, and irish whips her towards the corner!! Dr. Bethany Blue crashes back first against the corner, as Miku Sakai charges in!!

Gavin Kirkland: But Dr. Bethany Blue with a huge boot to the face before Miku could get close enough to connect with a move!! Mike takes a few steps back while holding her face, as Dr. Bethany Blue quickly gets herself up onto the top rope. It looks like she’s thinking of hitting something big here.. BUT WAIT!!! ONE OF THE SIMPS JUST CLIMBED ON THE RING APRON, AND TUGGED ON DR. BETHANY BLUE’S FOOT!! The Champion looks down at the simp, and kicks him away, as he falls back down to ringside.. Blue has her focus back on Miku.. BUT MIKU RUSHES OVER, AND TUGS ON THE TOP ROPE, AS DR. BETHANY BLUE FALLS FROM THE TOP ROPE, AND LANDS HARD IN A SEATED POSITION ON TOP OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!

Eve: Dr. Bethany Blue is definitely in pain after that one, and Miku is going to take advantage of this opening for herself, as she charges in at Dr. Bethany Blue and.. CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING JUMP KNEE THAT CATCHES BLUE RIGHT AT THE JAW!! Miku drops down to the canvas in front of Blue, as the Doctor hangs her head down after that brutal knee strike. The Champion is still in a seated position in the corner, as Miku climbs up to the second rope.. And what’s this? She hooks the head of Dr. Bethany Blue.. AND PERFORMS A JUMPING SNAPMARE THAT PULLS DR. BETHANY BLUE FROM OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND DOWN INTO A SEATED POSITION NEAR THE CENTER OF THE RING!!

Deadprez: Dr. Bethany Blue landed hard after that one, as her spine had to be compressed after getting snapmared from such a high elevation! We can clearly see that she’s in pain, as she’s clutching at her glutes and lower back after that landing. Miku Sakai quickly runs to the far ropes in front of Dr. Bethany Blue, rebounds back, and.. DELIVERS A POWERFUL KNEE STRIKE THAT CATCHES THE CHAMPION RIGHT IN THE FACE!! Dr. Blue lays flat in the center of the ring, as Miku goes for the early pin!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Gavin Kirkland: NO!! Dr. Bethany Blue gets her shoulder up!!

Deadprez: Miku Sakai now gets back up to her feet, as she grabs Dr. Bethany Blue and raises her up as well. Blue is slow to react, as Miku connects with a strong forearm shot to the face that sends the Doctor back! Another forearm shot by Miku Sakai, as Dr. Blue falls back against the side ropes. Miku instantly runs up against Dr. Blue, as she grabs her by the arm and whips her hard towards the ropes at the other end of the ring!! Dr. Blue hits the ropes, as Miku sets up for her jumping hip attack..

Eve: But look! Dr. Bethany Blue grabs a hold of the top ropes so that she wouldn’t return back into Miku Sakai. I believe Dr. Blue knew what was coming, and this was possibly the best way to prevent that hip attack from being connected onto her! Miku Sakai sees this, and instantly charges at Dr. Bethany Blue!!

Gavin Kirkland: ANOTHER BOOT TO THE FACE BY DR. BETHANY BLUE, AS SHE CATCHES MIKU SAKAI OFF GUARD!! Miku clutches at her face in pain, as that boot turns her around.. However, that boot wasn’t enough to keep Miku off of the offensive, as she quickly turns around and charges at Dr. Blue with a running forearm!!!

Deadprez: NO!! DR. BETHANY BLUE DROPS DOWN, AND TUGS ON THE TOP ROPE, AS MIKU SAKAI MISSES THE FOREARM SHOT, AND FALLS OVER THE TOP ROPE, HITS THE RING APRON ON THE WAY DOWN, THEN LANDS ON HER SIDE HERE AT RINGSIDE!!

Eve: AND THERE THEY ARE!! THE NURSES ARE RIGHT THERE TO BEGIN STOMPING AWAY AT MIKU!! AFTER THE ATTACK THAT SHE HAD ON DR. BETHANY BLUE AFTER HER MATCH WITH AYUMI, THESE NURSES ARE GETTING THEIR REVENGE FOR THEIR FAVORITE ELITIST!! STOMP AFTER STOMP, AND MIKU CAN’T DO ANYTHING BUT BLOCK THESE STOMPS BY COVERING HER FACE AND VULNERABLE AREAS WITH HER FOREARMS WHILE CURLING UP INTO A BALL!!

Deadprez: And look at Dr. Bethany Blue who is simply just smiling at what she’s seeing happen outside of the ring!! But wait!! Look!! It’s the simps!! The simps are coming to help Miku Sakai, as they begin to shove the nurses off of her!!

Gavin Kirkland: What do you mean? I’m right here..

Deadprez: As you should be, Gavin.. Simp all you want, you’re staying here on commentary. But yes, these simps have cleared the nurses away, as they help Miku Sakai up to her feet, and slide her back into the ring.

Eve: Miku Sakai slowly works her way up to her hands and knees, then up to her feet.. But once she’s there, it’s Bethany with a strong knee strike to the midsection!! The Champion then wraps her arms around Miku, then lifts her up in the air!! This doesn’t look good for Miku, as Dr. Bethany Blue drops Sakai right down onto her knee with a devastating side backbreaker!! Blue holds Miku on her knee for a moment, drops and elbow right into her chest while holding Sakai in that position, then shoves her off of her knee, as the challenger plops right down onto the canvas. Dr. Blue then hooks the legs!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-

Gavin Kirkland: And there’s the kickout!!

Deadprez: Dr. Bethany Blue quickly gets back up to her feet, as she reaches down and grabs Miku Sakai by the head and hair! Kick to the stomach by Dr. Blue!! The champion then locks in a front face lock, then lifts Miku high in the air!! Look at that! Miku Sakai is being held upside down by Dr. Bethany Blue, as the blood rushes right to her head!! AND DR. BLUE SLAMS MIKU RIGHT DOWN AS SHE CONNECTS WITH THE STALLING VERTICAL SUPLEX!!

Eve: Miku hit the canvas hard right there, as we can see her clutching at her lower back. There is no question that she’s feeling pretty light headed after being upside down for so long. That’s the thing about Dr. Bethany Blue. She hits every move with a purpose, and her intelligence regarding the functions of the human body definitely plays in her favor.

Deadprez: Dr. Blue gets up to her feet now, as she stands over the body of Miku Sakai. What’s this!? STOMP INTO THE MIDSECTION BY BLUE!! ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!! Dr. Bethany Blue now grabs Miku Sakai by the legs.. She’s going for the.. FRACTURED!!! THE ELEVATED BOSTON CRAB!!!

Gavin Kirkland: NO!! Miku is fighting it by using her strong hips and turning them the opposite way that Dr. Blue is trying to turn her body!! This takes a lot of core strength, but she’s managing to fight this one off.. WAIT!! MIKU GOT A FOOT FREE, AND KICKS AT THE HAND AND ARM THAT STILL HAS A HOLD OF MIKU’S TRAPPED FOOT!! Miku eventually gets both of her feet free, then blasts Dr. Blue with a kick with both feet into Dr. Blue’s midsection!! Dr. Bethany Blue instantly gets shoved back as she falls back down to the canvas of the ring!!

Deadprez: Dr. Blue is quick to rise up however, as both her and Miku get up to their feet! Dr. Blue charges right at Miku Sakai!!! BUT IT’S MIKU WHO CATCHES HER IN THE FACE WITH THE JUMPING HIP ATTACK!! Dr. Blue falls off of the side, then catches herself by landing on her knee, after being blasted by that powerful hip attack by Miku Sakai!! Miku now rushes over to the corner, as she gets herself on the top rope. Dr. Bethany Blue slowly gets up to her feet, as she clutches at her head in pain.. BUT SHE’S TAKEN BACK DOWN, AS MIKU LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND CONNECTS WITH A TORNADO DDT FROM OFF THE TOP ROPE!! SHE JUST DRILLED DR. BLUE’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Miku hooks the legs!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHH-

Gavin Kirkland: Blue gets her shoulder up at two and a quarter!

Deadprez: Miku Sakai doesn’t look to happy about that kickout right there, as she wanted to put this one away. However, she gets up to her feet and delivers a strong kick to the side of Dr. Blue’s body, as the Champion rolls towards the corner!! Another kick by Miku!! Another!! And another!! Dr. Bethany Blue is forced up against the corner, as she slowly pulls herself into a seated position against the bottom turnbuckles.. Wait.. I think I know what Miku has in mind!! MUSTACHE RIDE!!! BRONCO BUSTER IN THE CORNER, AS MIKU GRINDS UP AGAINST THE CHEST AND FACE OF DR. BLUE IN THE CORNER!!! THE SIMPS ARE ALL RIGHT THERE TO WITNESS THIS UP CLOSE, AS THEY CHEER ON MIKU!!!

Eve: And now Miku steps out of the corner.. She turns around.. EAT MY ASS!! STINK FACE BY MIKU SAKAI, AS SHE SHAKES HER BUTT WHILE PRESSING IT INTO THE FACE OF DR. BETHANY BLUE IN THE CORNER!! BLUE’S HEAD IS GETTING PRESSED AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE, AS MIKU IS NEARLY SUFFOCATING THE CHAMPION WITH THIS STINK FACE!!!

Deadprez: And look at the simps!! The Simps are all raising their hands like they want next!! They are liking what they are seeing right now!!

Simps: :roman: :roman: :roman: :roman: :roman:

Simps: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh: :ahh:

Nurses: :francis: :snoop:

Deadprez: Wait!! One of them has a camera out and is actually recording Miku shaking her ass into the face of Dr. Bethany Blue!! He’s getting really close, trying to get some good angles too!!!

Eve: Wait.. Isn’t that.. Wait that’s Gavin!!!

Deadprez: GAVIN GET YOUR ASS BACK OVER TO COMMENTARY!!!

(Gavin Kirkland hears the two other commentators yelling at him to get back, as he embarrassingly ends his recording of the stink face, and places his camera in his pocket, as he makes his way back over to the commentary table.)

Gavin Kirkland: Sorry, I couldn’t really see what was going on from here. You should let me go back :will:

Deadprez: No, you’ve seen enough for today.

Gavin Kirkland: You’re right. I’ll just save the video for later then. Dr. Bethany Blue is one lucky individual I’ll tell you that.

Deadprez: Well, Miku finally finishes the Eat My Ass Stink Face, as she definitely gave her Simps a treat.. And I guess Gavin too, apparently. Might have to send me that later by the way, but right now it seems like Miku is stepping out of the corner, as Dr. Blue falls off to her side near the corner.

Eve: Miku Sakai exits the ring, as she stands on the ring apron and grabs a hold of the top rope. It looks like she’s going for something big soon, as she waits for Dr. Blue to get herself up to her feet. Wait!! It’s the nurses!! The nurses are grabbing at Miku’s legs, as Miku tries to kick them away!! And the simps are coming out to help!! The simps charge over to the nurses, as they begin firing away with forearm shots!! The nurses respond with punches of their own, as it’s simply just a pile of bodies going at one another right behind Miku Sakai!! Miku finally frees her legs from the nurses, as the simps helped her out just now! Dr. Bethany Blue slowly rises up to her feet in the ring, as.. MIKU GOES FOR A SLINGSHOT FOREARM STR-

Deadprez: ONE OF THE NURSES JUST HOPPED ON THE APRON, AND PULLED THE TOP ROPE BACK!! MIKU’S FOOT MISSED THE TOP ROPE BECAUSE OF THAT, AND CRASHED HARD INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Miku is down, as the simps and nurses slowly finish their brawl with one another, as this match continues inside the ring!!

Eve: Miku Sakai slowly works up to hands and knee-

Gavin Kirkland: CONCUSSION PROTOCOL!! THE CURBSTOMP BY DR. BETHANY BLUE CONNECTS AS SHE LEAPED INTO THE AIR AND RAMMED HER SIZE 8 BOOT INTO THE BACK OF MIKU’S HEAD, DRIVING HER FACE RIGHT INTO THE RING MAT!!! MIKU LOOKS LIKE SHE MAY BE OUT COLD, AS DR. BLUE HOOKS THE LEGS FOR THE PIN!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Gavin Kirkland: AND THERE’S THE KICKOUT!!

Deadprez: Dr. Bethany Blue rises back up to her feet, as she stares down at Miku Sakai who is clutching at her face in pain. Miku is trying to work herself up into a seated position, but Dr. Bethany Blue quickly drops down, grabs at the ankle of Miku, and pulls up on them, as that forces Miku to fall back against the canvas of the ring!! Dr. Blue then delivers a stomp down into the midsection of Sakai, as the wind gets knocked right out of her!! Bethany takes advantage of this small opening, as she.. SHE TURNS MIKU SAKAI AROUND, AND LOCKS IN THE FRACTURED!!! ELEVATED BOSTON CRAB IS LOCKED IN, AS MIKU’S SPINE IS ON THE VERGE OF SNAPPING RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES!!

Eve: Listen to the screaming voice of Miku Sakai, and that will tell you all that you need to know about this move. Unlike a regular Boston Crab, this Fractured submission move puts your body in an unforgiving angle that puts a stinging sensation straight through your spine. The human body was never meant to bend this way, and Miku is understanding that perfectly right now. After everything she’s put Dr. Bethany Blue through these past few weeks, this is Dr. Blue getting back at her and forcing her to go through the pain!! Miku may have to tap out right here!!

Deadprez: Not necessarily! Although this move is hard to break out of, she could try to reach for the ropes in front of her to initiate a rope break! However, those ropes seem to be quite the distance away. In order for Miku to get to those ropes, she is going to need to fight the pain that she’s going through right now and army crawl her way over!!

Gavin Kirkland: That doesn’t seem likely, Deadprez, as Dr. Bethany Blue raises Miku’s legs up into an even higher angle, thus putting even more pressure on the spine of the challenger!! Miku screams even louder!! This is not looking good for her, as it seems like Dr. Bethany Blue is just about to put this one away!! Miku is going to tap!! There’s no way that she can fight the pain from this move much longer!!! Miku extends her arm out and-

Deadprez: IT’S THE SIMPS!! TWO SIMPS JUST SLID INTO THE RING, AND GRABBED MIKU’S ARM!! THEY DRAG HER BACK, AS THEY SLIDE BACK UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPES TO RINGSIDE, AND PLACE HER HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! THOSE TWO SIMPS JUST PULLED MIKU SAKAI INTO A ROPE BREAK RIGHT NOW!!!

(The crowd boos heavily after the cheap tactic used by Miku’s simps.)

Gavin Kirkland: Boo all you want.. Those two simps are smart as hell, because not only did they help prevent Miku from submitting, but they might even get lucky enough to get laid-

Eve: AND DR. BLUE RELEASES THE SUBMISSION AND STOMPS DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF MIKU SAKAI!! ANOTHER STOMP!! ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!! Dr. Bethany Blue is right up against the side ropes, as she continuously stomps down onto the body of Miku!!! Miku was already hurting, but Dr. Bethany Blue is keeping the pressure on-

Deadprez: TWO OF THE SIMPS JUST GRABBED HOLD OF DR. BETHANY BLUE’S BOOTS FROM OUTSIDE OF THE RING, AND PULLED HER SO THAT SHE FELL BACK FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! THE SIMPS THEN PULL DR. BLUE HARD, SHE GETS PULLED RIGHT OUT OF THE RING AND SMACK THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND SPINE DOWN ONTO THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!

Gavin Kirkland: You can’t mess with their queen!!! Dr. Bethany Blue is clutching at the back of her head in pain after that landing, and immediately, The Simps begin to give her a taste of her own medicine. No pun intended. They’re stomping down on Dr. Blue and as their boots rain down into face and midsection!! That’s eight simps delivering powerful blows to the champion, and the champion isn’t even able to fully defend herself!! This is not looking good for-

Eve: IT’S THE NURSES!! THE NURSES SWARM AROUND THE SIMPS AND.. What the hell is that in their hands!?! They all have syringes in their hands with extremely large needles!! AND THE NURSES JAM THE NEEDLEs RIGHT INTO THE SIDES OF THE SIMPS NECKS!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!

(The Simps all yell out in shock after being pierced by needles. After a moment, their stomps begin to slow down. Then they all drop to their knees, as they look extremely light headed. From there, the simps all fall off to their sides, as they are completely knocked out and laying unconscious next to the body of Dr. Bethany Blue.)

Deadprez: I’m getting a visual of those syringes.. And they say.. PROPOFOL!!! That is one of, if not, THE fastest working sleep medication known to mankind!! The nurses just knocked out the simps with Propofol!! The nurses then make their way over to Dr. Bethany Blue, and help her up to her feet. Dr. Blue looks battered and beaten right now, as she looks down at the unconscious simps. The nurses now begin to walk Dr. Blue towards the ring- WAIT!!! IT’S MIKU SAKAI!! SHE’S GOT A GRIP ON THE TOP ROPE RIGHT ABOVE DR. BLUE AND THE 8 NURSES!!!

Eve: DR. BLUE AND THE NURSES HAVE NO IDEA!!! They turn their heads towards Miku.. SLINGSHOT SOMERSAULT SENTON BY MIKU SAKAI INTO THE GROUP OF BODIES, AS ALL OF THE NURSES AND DR. BLUE DROP DOWN TO THE GROUND HERE AT RINGSIDE!!!

Deadprez: That’s a total of 18 bodies sprawled out across the ringside floor. 8 simps, 8 nurses, and 2 gladiators going at it for the EAW Specialists Championship. Dr. Bethany Blue is slowly working to her hands and knees, but Miku Sakai is already back to her feet.. Miku grabs a hold of Dr. Bethany Blue and slides her back into the ring. Sakai then follows inside the ring..

Eve: It looks like Miku is thinking of doing something big now, as she grabs Dr. Bethany Blue and brings her up to her feet. She turns her around and hooks her arms!!! Miku then lifts Dr. Bethany Blue up into the air.. STARFALL!! THE VERTEBREAKER CONNECTS!!! MIKU HOOKS THE LEGS AND GOES FOR THE PIN!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE KICKS OUT!!!

Eve: The champion survives a bit longer, but she needs to get back on the offensive side of things if she wishes to retain her championship here tonight. Miku Sakai rises up to her feet. She’s ready to win this championship right here and now, as she grabs Dr. Bethany Blue and brings her up to her feet as well!! Forearm shot to the face by Miku!!! BUT THE DOCTOR RESPONDS WITH A FOREARM SHOT OF HER OWN!! ANOTHER BY MIKU!! ANOTHER BY THE CHAMPION!! THESE TWO ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH RIGHT NOW!! MIKU!! BETHANY!! MIKU!! BETHANY!!! BETHANY!!! BETHANY!! Bethany manages to get the advantage, as she now whips Miku towards the side ropes! Miku Sakai hits the ropes, and rebounds back!! RUNNING KNEE LIFT TO THE ABDOMEN BY DR. BETHANY BLUE, AS THAT CATCHES MIKU HARD, AND FLIPS HER OVER BETHANY’S KNEE, AS SHE CRASHES BACK FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!

Deadprez: Miku Sakai slowly works her way back up to her feet, but she is instantly kicked in the stomach by Dr. Bethany Blue! Blue then hooks Miku’s head and legs!! She’s going for the.. THE FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX!!!

Gavin Kirkland: NO!! Miku manages to slip her leg free and kicks herself out of the suplex just as Dr. Blue went to lift her in the air!! Miku lands behind Dr. Bethany Blue, as Dr. Bethany Blue turns around.. NIGHT NIGHT!!! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER BY MIKU SAKAI!!!

Eve: NO!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE SHOVES MIKU SAKAI OFF AT THE LAST SECOND!!! Miku hits her back hard against the canvas of the ring, then slowly gets back up to her feet. She charges in at Blue.. BUT WALKS INTO THE SAY AHH!!!! THE MANDIBLE CLAW IS LOCKED IN ON MIKU SAKAI!!!!!

Deadprez: Miku is trying to get Bethany’s fist from out of her mouth right now, as she’s struggling to stay standing here in the ring!! We’ve seen so many people fall to this submission hold, and Miku wants anything but for that to happen to her here tonight!! Bethany continues to force her fist down Miku’s throat, as Miku can barely breathe!! This one might be over sooner rather than later!! Miku drops down to one knee!! Then down to the other!!!

Gavin Kirkland: This isn’t looking good at all for Sakai!! She might just pass out right here..

Deadprez: WAIT LOOK!!! MIKU PULLS SOMETHING FROM OUT OF HER WAISTLINE!!!! WHAT’S THAT!?!?! IT’S A SYRINGE!! IT’S ONE OF THE PROPOFOL SYRINGES THAT THE NURSES HAD OUT EARLIER!!! AND MIKU JAMS THE SYRINGE RIGHT INTO THE THIGH OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!

Eve: Dr. Blue’s grip and pressure begins to weaken, as Miku pulls Bethany’s fist from out of her mouth. Miku then smiles at the champion, as Dr. Bethany Blue’s eyes slowly begin to lower. She’s passing out due to the effects of that Propofol Syringes. That medication will knock you out for hours!! Miku Sakai slowly rises up to her feet, as she holds Dr. Bethany Blue in place.. Blue looks to be unconscious now, as.. Miku turns around and grips Bethany’s head.. DEATH NOTE!!!! ASAI DDT CONNECTS AS SHE PLANTS THE BACK OF BETHANY’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! There is no movement whatsoever coming from Dr. Bethany Blue, as Miku hooks the legs!!! This one’s over!! We have a new Champion!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Deadprez: IT’S THE REFEREE!!! HE’S KNOCKED OUT!!! HE ISN’T COUNTING ANYMORE!!!!

(Miku Sakai raises her head up, as she sees the referee is unconscious and no longer counting. Miku then rises up to her feet and notices that a syringe was pierced into the side of the referee’s calf by a nurse standing at ringside. Miku looks at all of the nurses at ringside and yells at the top of her lungs because the match could have been hers right there. Soon after, all 8 nurses slide into the ring.)

Deadprez: Miku Sakai is staring at these nurses, as they begin to approach her.. AND HERE WE GO!!! 8 on 1 Attack, as Miku begins firing away with forearms left and right!! She knocks down one nurse, and another, and another!! Miku gets kicked in the stomach, but manages to shove a fourth nurse back!! However, from behind it’s another nurse that clubs Miku Sakai in the back, then that’s followed by another nurse that stomps down at the side of Miku’s knee, and that forces Miku to fall to her knees!! NOW FIVE OF THEM ARE GANGING UP ON MIKU SAKAI!! The numbers game is simply too much for Miku to handle right now, as the nurses are now holding her in place.

Eve: And look at the other three nurses!! They are over by Dr. Bethany Blue who is unconscious in the center of the ring right now. They have their nurses kits with them and.. THEY PULL OUT ANOTHER SET OF SYRINGES!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!? This isn’t the Propofol that they used before!! No, this is something else.. What does it say on the side of that syringe?!? ADRENALINE!!!! That’s three syringes with adrenaline!!!! AND ALL THREE NURSES INJECT THE ADRENALINE SHOTS INTO THE ARM OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!

Deadprez: IN AN INSTANT, DR. BETHANY BLUE’S EYES LIGHT UP, AS SHE WAKES UP!!! Dr. Bethany Blue rises up to her feet now, as she looks directly at Miku Sakai, who is being held down by the five other nurses!! Miku is trying to fight her way out, but Dr. Bethany Blue manages to get a hold of her. The nurses release their grip and exit the ring, as they stand at ringside. Dr. Blue stands Miku up.. CODE BLUE!! THE HEART PUNCH CONNECTS!!!!! Miku Sakai is knocked out cold as Dr. Blue strikes the vital organs and sends her challenger down to the canvas of the ring!!! Dr. Bethany Blue then drops down to the canvas of the ring, as she goes for the pin!!!

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Eve: There’s no referee!! There’s no referee!! He’s out cold remember!! Wait I think that’s one coming down from the stage right now!!

(Up at the stage, there is a new referee that is sprinting his way down the entrance ramp, and making his way to the ring. He slides into the ring, then gets in position to call the pin!!)

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: NO!!!! MIKU SAKAI KICKS OUT!!! MIKU SAKAI KICKS OUT!!! HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE KICK OUT OF THAT ONE!!!!

Deadprez: Dr. Bethany Blue can’t believe it!! She instantly hits the canvas of the ring hard with her palms, as she rises to her feet and begins to yell at the referee!! Remember, she’s got three shots of adrenaline in her, so her mind is racing at 500mph!!! Dr. Bethany Blue is freaking out over all of this, because she feels the match should have ended right then and there, and that the referee should have been at the ring by then!!

Eve: Doctor Bethany Blue now turns her attention towards Miku Sakai who is still out of it, and barely conscious right now! She grabs a hold of Miku Sakai, and brings her up to her feet. Doctor, you’re not going for another one are you!?! Dr. Blue holds Miku Sakai in position once again!!! Here we go!!! CODE BLUE!!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! FEEL THY WRATH!!!! MIKU WITH AN INTENSE EYE RAKE, AS SHE DIGS HER FINGERS INTO THE EYES OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!! Bethany can’t see!!! She doesn’t know what’s going on, as Miku slaps Bethany’s arm arm away!!!

Deadprez: NIGHT NIGHT!!!! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER BY MIKU SAKAI!!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS KNOCKED OUT COLD!!!! MIKU DROPS DOWN IN AN INSTANT, AND PLOPS HERSELF OVER THE BODY OF DR. BETHANY BLUE FOR THE PIN!!!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Age-Age Money’ by LADYBABY hits, as the crowd boos heavily. Miku Sakai slowly rises up to her feet, as she is handed the EAW Specialists Championship by the referee.)

Gina Romano: Here is your winner… AND NEW!!! EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!!! MIKU SAKAI!!!!

(The crowd continues to boo the new champion, as Miku stands up and raises her newly won championship in the air. She then makes her way over to the top rope in one of the corners, and flaunts her title as she mocks the booing fans that wanted to see her lose.)

Deadprez: What a match.. This was definitely not the way I envisioned this lumberjack match to go, but The Simps as well as the Nurses played a major role in this match. They did whatever they could to help Miku and Bethany win, even eliminating half of the lumberjacks with the propofol injections, but somehow, someway, Miku Sakai managed to escape with the victory and win the EAW Specialists Championship.

Eve: We know how serious Miku has been about winning that championship, and now her time is finally here to reign over this Specialists Division. She had to go through absolute hell to compete against Dr. Bethany Blue, and had to do everything that she could, but now she’s the champion!! Incredible reign by Bethany, but the specialist title is now going to experience a new era as the belt goes to Voltage with Miku Sakai..

Gavin Kirkland: So.. Not trying to be a buzzkill for the moment.. But what are we going to do with all of these unconscious simps at ringside?

(The screen shows Miku Sakai walking around ringside with her newly won championship.. She looks over her shoulder as she walks past the Simps. Miku smirks out, nods, then continues to walk her way towards the entrance ramp, as she leaves the Simps behind. Miku Sakai then raises her EAW Specialists Championship in the air once she makes it to the entrance ramp, and eventually, the screen fades to black.)

( After a brief commercial promoting the new EAW video game, Territorial Invasion fades back in.)

(The camera pans to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring ready to announce the next match.)

Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE TEAM BRAND WARFARE MATCH!

(The crowd explodes in cheers.)

Stephie Loves: HERE ARE THE RULES, THE MATCH STARTS WITH THREE TEAMS OF FIVE, WHEN A WRESTLER IS ELIMINATED BY PINFALL, SUBMISSION, COUNTOUT OR DISQUALIFICATION, THEY MUST HEAD TO THE BACK. THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS WHEN TWO OF THE THREE TEAMS MEMBERS HAVE ALL BEEN ELIMINATED!

(The crowd continues to cheer.)

Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST REPRESENTING SHOWDOWN! THE TEAM OF ADAM LUCAS! HARPER LEE! AYU MEGUMI! AMIR YUSUF! AND JON KELTON!

(“You Know My Name” by Chris Cornell plays throughout the arena as Team Showdown comes out all dressed in their blue shirts and gear. They stop and look at one another but Harper Lee doesn’t look happy, turning to Lucas.)

Harper Lee: Why are they playing your entrance theme and not mine, huh!?

Adam Lucas: Your song sucks?

Harper Lee: I Hate you.

(Adam snickers as Harper storms down to the ring, Adam, Amir, Ayu and Kelton follow, all sliding in and standing in unison before looking out at the crowd and as they are being cheered. Adam huddles everyone together but Harper who looks defiant.)

Gavin Kirkland: TEAM GOATDOWN IS HERE! LOOK AT THEM! THE WINNERS! THE ONES THAT ARE GOING TO TAKE IT ALL! ADAM HAS THEM READY, SO DOES HARPER, WE ARE TAKING IT ALL THE WAY.

Stew-O: An extremely impressive Team there for sure, but if you look at all the teams, top to bottom it is very hard to take anything away from them, there are no weak links on any team, maybe three of the most competitive Teams we have seen in quite some time.

Persephone: Yeah whatever, at least Voltage’s doesn’t suck.

(As the music dies down it is replaced by BxMxC by BABYMETAL as Team Dynasty walks out led by Jack Ripley, all of them dressed in red sporting their Dynasty t-shirts as well.)

Stephie Love: THE SECOND TEAM REPRESENTING DYNASTY! THEY ARE JACK RIPLEY! BRONSON DANIELS! JOHNNY ANDREWS! TERRY CHAMBERS! AND JONNY AIRHART!!!!!!

(They start making their way toward the ring after a small pep talk by Jack Ripley. The crowd erupts in cheers for their favorite Red Brand sons. Dynasty looks ready to take on the world, sliding in and standing right in front of Team Showdown having a stare down….)

Steve-O: And here is Team Dynasty, what a collection of great talent here, two former World Champions, the current Interwire Champion and two young lions with a huge future in the EAW! Team Dynasty looks ready to take this all!

Gavin Kirkland: They are impressive, but we are the only team that has any females on it, which makes us better.

Persephone: Here we go again.

(While the two teams are having a stare down, the music dies down and is replaced by “Kashmir” from Led Zeppelin as the crowd erupts in cheers again, this time the Yellow Brand walks out all sporting black and yellow shirts and matching colors on their trunks.)

Stephie Love: AND THE FINAL TEAM REPRESENTING VOLTAGE! THEY ARE JAMIE O’HARA! CHRIS ELITE! JUSTIN WINDGATE! RYAN WILSON AND JAKE SMITH……. WITH JOSH!!!!!

(Jake struts down holding Josh in his arms, not even waiting for the rest of his teammates who were all together ready to take on these two talented teams. Jamie leads the charge while Ryan Wilson walks down smug, Elite and Windgate ready along with O’Hara.)

Persephone: The best team in this match is right here! Look at them, they all look like a bunch of losers outside the ring but in the ring they are winners!

Gavin Kirkland: And here comes Jake Smith with Josh….

(Jake walks over and places Josh on the seat next to Gavin Kirkland.)

Jake Smith: Nothing better happen to him.

Josh: BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Translation: Yeah, what he said mafaka.)

(Jake slides back in the ring with Team Voltage as they all pose, three teams all taking a corner looking at one another ready for this match to explode.)

Stew-O: What a collection of wrestlers here. We have the Hardcore, New Breed and Interwire Champions in this match, four former World Champions, a couple of Hall of Famers, this has it all with a mix of great young talent and some of the better-established Elitists here. This is going to be a war! TEAM DYNASTY!

Gavin Kirkland: TEAM SHOWDOWN!

Persephone: Right….. Team Voltage…. Ra ra ra….

(The referee checks on all members and those who are about to start, before calling for the bell and the start of this match….)

(DING!!!! DING!!!!! DING!!!!!!)

Stew-O: Now, this is one of the matches that everyone’s been waiting for! Just the anticipation from the Tiger Stadium is electric! The three teams are deciding amongst themselves on who will be beginning! It’s important to select the best representative to start this match up because it could be critical for how they perform going into the rest of this match! It seemed like Dynasty has figured out that it would be the captain and former Answers World Champion, Jack Ripley to start things out for the brand! I do think that’s a hell of a way to start this thing off. We’re aware of how much Jack LOVES competition, so it should be interesting to see who wants to step up to him.

Gavin Kirkland: As we look at the Showdown side of things, it seems like the Hardcore Champion, Adam Lucas, and Harper Lee are deciding on who starts things off for Showdown. While there is no ‘team captain’ like there is with Dynasty and Voltage, Harper has been quite vocal that she should have been captain. After much debate, it seems like Adam is going to start things out for the Showdown brand and if there was truly a man, I would have wanted to be captain, it would be that man right there.

Persephone: In a no-brainer, it seems like Jamie O’Hara is going to start things off for Voltage. Yippie. Oh god, I miss Rex.

Gavin Kirkland: I’d comfort you, but Rich has warned me out you. :lupe:

Stew-O: Wow, it seems like the so-called captains of each brand are going to start things off for their teams. The three men are at their respective corners as their teammates are clapping and shouting some encouragement at them. These three gentlemen are exchanging looks at each other, looking to see who will be throwing the first punch. These three men could be the sole survivor of their brands. I personally, would love to see Jack Ripley be the sole survivor, but that’s just me. :mjgrin:

Crowd: LET’S GO DYNASTY!

Crowd: LET’S GO SHOWDOWN!

Crowd: LET’S GO VOLTAGE!

(All in repetition, the EAW Universe in the Tiger Stadium begin to chant for their favorite brand. The Elitists in the ring have smiles on their faces because you can totally feel the excitement in the air. They’re excited about this match as well as they look into taking the scenery around them.)

Gavin Kirkland: ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO’ BY JACK RIPLEY TO JAMIE O’HARA!!!!!

Persephone: Jamie O’Hara ducks the superkick as he kicks Jack Ripley in the stomach, before pulling him closer, looking to connect with a suplex, but Adam Lucas gets Jamie by his waist and rolls him up before dropping him back with a German suplex! But, Jamie lands on his feet as Adam turns himself around as the former Answers World Champion charges towards the Hardcore Champion with a knee strike, BUT ADAM CONNECTS WITH A DROP TOEHOLD ON JAMIE AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR THE CALF CRUSHER ON ‘THE ACE OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING!’ MAN, IF JAMIE GETS HIS ASS ELIMINATED FIRST, HE’S GONNA GET CLOWNED SO HARD!

Stew-O: Jamie O’Hara rolls himself to his back as he manages to push Adam Lucas away with his feet! Adam takes a step back, allowing Jamie to find his way back to his feet! But, look at the top rope! A missile dropkick to both Adam Lucas and Jamie O’Hara as it takes the two men down! Jack finds himself to his feet as he gets Adam up to his feet and delivers a giant chop to his chest! This was the match-up on the go-home edition of Showdown and unfortunately enough, the match ended in disqualification. I don’t think that the two men enjoyed how their match ended, but it seems like we’re going to be getting a brief rematch here!

Gavin Kirkland: ‘The Straight Shooter’ with another side hand chop to the chest of the Hardcore Champion as that backs him towards the ropes! Jack Ripley knees the champion in the ribs before getting him by the arm and whipping him to the other set of horizontal ropes, BUT ADAM LUCAS REBOUNDS HIMSELF OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A DISCUS LARIAT ON JACK, BUT JACK DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE, BUT GETS ADAM IN POSITION, BEFORE USING ALL OF ADAM’S MOMENTUM FROM THAT ATTEMPT AT THE DISCUS LARIAT AND CONNECTING WITH A JUMPING STO! WITH ADAM TAKING OUT OF THE EQUATION FOR A BRIEF MOMENT, JACK TURNS HIS FOCUS ON JAMIE O’HARA, WHO IS FINDING HIS WAY UP TO HIS FEET.

Persephone: If the memories haven’t flooded back into the minds of these two, they should have now.

Stew-O: I don’t think that Jack Ripley forgot about the moment that he finally captured the Answers World Championship at Road to Redemption. He won the title from that man across from him, Jamie O’Hara. Jamie said earlier this week that he had hopes that Jack would have carried Showdown on his back while he was out, but Jack only disappointed Jamie. :francis:

Gavin Kirkland: You don’t ever want to disappoint papi.

Persephone: Jamie called himself “papi” in one of his videos and I wanted to throw up. How does Cameron listen to him without wanting to throw up?

Stew-O: It’s been a while since the two of them have been in the same ring as each other, but we’re going to get another brief match up here. The two Elitists lock up as it’s Jamie O’Hara that manages to push Jack into the ropes! He holds him there for a moment before patting Jack on the shoulder! There, you can see a bit of a smirk on the face of Jack as you can see Jamie’s banter and competitive nature seeping out of him. Jamie tells Jack to lock up again as Jack takes a moment to stands himself straight before going in for another lock up and this time, Jack wraps one of his arms around the waist of Jamie, but Jamie gets Jack’s head into a headlock, but Jack gets his head out of the headlock! He goes for a wristlock on ‘The Ace’ as Jamie looks to connect with an elbow shot to the face of ‘The Straight Shooter,’ but Jack ducks the elbow shot before it connects with his face!

Gavin Kirkland: The sexiest man alive gets lifted up by Jack Ripley into a wheelbarrow slam, BUT JAMIE O’HARA USES HIS HANDS TO STOP THE LANDING AND PUSHING HIMSELF BACK UP! HE COUNTERS WITH A ROLL-UP ON JACK, BUT JACK GETS HIMSELF OUT OF THE PINFALL ATTEMPT BEFORE THE REFEREE BEGINS TO COUNT! But, Jamie delivers an arm drag to Team Dynasty’s captain as he slides across the ring. Now, Jamie gets to his feet as he charges towards Jack with a ‘John Woo’ Dropkick to the chest of Jack! It causes him to crash onto the corner! Jamie is focused. He’s handsome. He’s devious and he has his eyes on Jack Ripley at the corner! He has his finger guns pointed at Jack as he runs towards him —

Persephone: JAMIE O’HARA BLASTED A KNEE TO THE FACE OF JACK RIPLEY!!! :damn:

Stew-O: IT CAUSES FOR JACK RIPLEY TO STUMBLE FORWARD, BUT JAMIE O’HARA FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SCOOP SLAM AS HE GOES FOR THE FIRST PIN FALL OF THE MATCH!

OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!

TTTT–

Gavin Kirkland: Jack Ripley with a kick out! Jamie O’Hara gets to his knees, but is met with a running dropkick to the face by the Hardcore Champion, Adam Lucas! This causes for ‘The Ace’ to fall back as he gets Jack up to his feet! He gets Jack by his waist before connecting with a German suplex! The suplex connects, but Jack manages to roll himself to his knees as it seems like that German did knock him out a bit! Adam Lucas runs towards Jack and knocks him to his back with a big boot! Adam hoists Jack up to his feet as he takes him to one of the corners! Adam connects with a few shoulder thrusts to the ribs of ‘The Straight Shooter’ before looking back at him and connecting with some rapid punches to the face! This causes Jack to shove Adam, but Adam comes back and knocks him down with a forearm to the face!

Persephone: Adam Lucas begins to connect with a series of mudhole stomps to the ribs of the former World Champion! He takes a couple of steps back before charging towards Jack Ripley and nailing him with a facewash! HE TURNS HIMSELF AROUND AS JAMIE O’HARA TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SLING BLADE, BUT ADAM DOES NOT ALLOW FOR THAT TO HAPPEN AS HE USES ALL OF JAMIE’S MOMENTUM AGAINST HIM AND CONNECTS WITH A SWINGING BACKBREAKER ON HIS KNEE! ‘THE ACE’ CRUMBLES UP IN PAIN AS ADAM IS THE ONLY MAN STANDING INSIDE THAT RING! HE JUST TOOK IT TO TWO FORMER WORLD CHAMPIONS! HE TAKES A STEP BACK AS HE LOOKS TO CONTINUE SOME DAMAGE ON JAMIE —

Referee: TAG!

Crowd: **BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!**

Stew-O: I don’t think the EAW Universe liked that as Harper Lee tagged Adam Lucas on his shoulder and that allowed her to enter the match! Once again, Adam and Harper exchange looks at each other as Harper is wondering why she’s getting all of these boos at the moment?

Persephone: It must be because no one likes that annoying little cunt.

Gavin Kirkland: Harper Lee believes that she should have been the captain of Team Showdown, but Hawk wouldn’t let it happen. Harper enters the ring as Adam shakes his head and joins the rest of his teammates back in their respective corner! HARPER RUSHES TOWARDS JAMIE O’HARA AND PROCEEDS TO THROW KICKS AND PUNCHES ON HIM! SHE SPOTS JACK RIPLEY GETTING HIMSELF TO HIS FEET AS HARPER RUSHES TOWARDS THAT CORNER AND NAILS JACK WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE AS THAT TAKES HIM BACK DOWN! SHE SEES THAT JAMIE IS GETTING UP TO HIS FEET AS HARPER RUNS TOWARDS HIM WITH A DROPKICK! SHE RUNS TO JACK AGAIN AND CONNECTS WITH A METEORA TO HIS FACE BEFORE PULLING HIM BY ONE OF HIS LEGS AND GOING FOR THE COVER!

OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWW–

Persephone: A kick out from Jack Ripley! Oh god, this match is never going to end, is it? Harper Lee takes her attention off of Jack and then, places it back on Jamie O’Hara! She gets Jamie and connects with ripcord enzuigiri to the temple of ‘The Ace!’ However, that isn’t enough to take Jamie down, but take him to one knee! HARPER REBOUNDS OFF THE VERTICAL SET OF ROPES BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A HEADSCISSORS DRIVER, CAUSING FOR JAMIE TO LAND ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! OH GOD, THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE SHE’S PROUD OF HERSELF! ONE OF THE LAST THINGS WE NEED IS FOR HARPER LEE, OUT OF ALL PEOPLE, TO BE THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF THIS ENTIRE MATCH! CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT THAT WOULD DO FOR HER EGO?

Stew-O: A talented young woman, but it does seem like she has a huge sense of self-importance. :lupe:

Gavin Kirkland: There’s a ton of people in this match that seem to have a huge sense of self-importance. Some of them come from your dumpster fire of a brand.

Persephone: :mjlol: Why this shit more entertaining than the match itself?

Stew-O: I beg to differ, Gavin. Dynasty has a ton of talent that could find themselves to be World Champions one day and it seems like we may see one of them in this match up!

(Jack Ripley is at Team Dynasty’s corner as he tries to rest for a moment. Some of his team members are giving him encouragement. In a match as crazy as this, it could be seen as a smart thing to take a chance to catch a breather and think about your next steps.)

Gavin Kirkland: Jack Ripley is taking some time to recover as Harper Lee finds herself dealing with Jamie O’Hara. He looks back at his team and it seems like Jonny Airhart wants to try his luck in squaring up against Harper Lee.

Referee: TAG!

Persephone: It seems like Jack Ripley has had enough of this match and is going to send Jonny Airhart to be fed to the wolves.

Stew-O: Or Jack Ripley is not much of a spotlight hog and would rather use it as a way to showcase his teammates in this match?

Gavin Kirkland: Does it really matter because ‘The Uno Champ Kid’ hopes over the top rope and bolts towards Harper Lee, who seems to be busy with kicking down Jamie O’Hara at the corner! Jonny Airhart with a dropkick to the spine of Harper as she bumps into Jamie in the process! Jamie looks to use his head and roll himself out of the ring! Meanwhile, Harper drops down to one knee! Jonny pulls Harper by her hair and away from the former World Champion as he gets her in position before connecting with an exploder suplex as Harper crashes onto one of the corners! Jonny gets to his feet quickly before running towards Harper, connecting with a sliding forearm to the face! He slides himself out of the ring in the process, but Jonny gets Harper by one of her legs and slams it against the ring post! Harper begins to hold onto her leg as she slides away from the ring post!

Persephone: Harper Lee is back in the middle of the ring like a fucking bitch as Jonny Airhart rolls himself back inside the ring! Harper gets her bitch ass up as she rushes towards Jonny, but Jonny connects with a hip toss as that sends Harper onto a seated position! Jonny follows that up with a superkick! He looks back at the Dynasty corner and it seems like Johnny Andrews wants in on this match. Come on, just eliminate the bitch already!

Referee: TAG!

Stew-O: It seems like we’re going to be seeing a bit of the Johnny and Jonny connection here as Johnny Andrews makes his way into this match! Johnny takes Harper Lee down with a superkick as that sends her back to the Team Showdown corner!

Referee: TAG!

Gavin Kirkland: Oh, this is interesting! :eek:h: We are going to be seeing Ayu Megumi enter this match up! She is someone who has created a little buzz during her time on the Showdown brand! Most recently, she competed for the Specialists Championship and despite not winning the match, she put up a fantastic fight. She showed a ton of heart, but it was just the case of her body not being able to answer the ten count. I’m curious how she’ll manage to pull herself together underneath all of these lights. She steps into the ring as Johnny Andrews rushes towards her with a clothesline, BUT AYU CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE LEG OF ‘JOHNNY ELITE.’ AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! JOHNNY SWINGS FOR A PUNCH, BUT AYU TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SWEEP! AYU GETS ON TOP OF HIM AS SHE CONNECTS WITH SOME SLAPS AND PUNCHES TO HIS HEAD! She gets to her feet as she stalks Johnny up to his feet before delivering an axe kick that takes Johnny to his knee! Ayu follows that up with a superkick that she calls ‘Ryo no Ikari!’

Persephone: HA! JOHNNY ANDREWS CATCHES HER FOOT BEFORE SHE MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH THE SUPERKICK! AYU MEGUMI IS HOPPING ON ONE FOOT AS JOHNNY HAS A SMIRK ON HIS FACE AS HE USES HER LEG TO TURN HERSELF AROUND, BUT HE GRABS A FISTFUL OF HER HAIR BEFORE SLAMMING THE BACK OF HER HEAD AGAINST THE MAT! With Ayu on the mat, Johnny connects with a standing shooting star press as he lands directly on her ribs! Now, he goes for the cover and I’m hoping that we can get some eliminations going!

OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!

Stew-O: ‘The Amazing Girl’ with a shoulder up as Johnny Andrews manages to pick her up by her hair and take her back to the Dynasty corner, where he tags in Jonny Airhart back into the match!

Referee: TAG!

Gavin Kirkland: Johnny Andrews is holding Ayu Megumi still at the corner as Jonny Airhart rushes towards her with a giant boot to the face! This causes the poor woman to drop down face first! Johnny Andrews gets Ayu and connects with a side Russian leg sweep as Jonny follows that up with a double foot stomp to her chest! Some teamwork there as Jonny looks to continue to work that Johnny Andrews laid out for him! He picks up Ayu before throwing her into the vertical set of ropes! Jonny rushes towards her with a flying forearm before pulling her closer and nailing her with a suplex! With Ayu in the perfect position, he looks into his boot and he pulls out that laminated Uno card! :lupe:

Persephone: Excuse me? :skip:

Stew-O: He’s the Uno Champion, Persephone! Now, we’ve seen Jonny Airhart do this a few times with his opponents and it’s never the most pleasant feeling! It stings like a fucking bitch since he sharpens the card before each match! He gets Ayu’s hand, looking to cut her between her fingers, but —

Gavin Kirkland: AYU MEGUMI KICKS THE FOREHEAD OF JONNY AIRHART! IT CAUSES HIM TO STUMBLE BACK A BIT, BUT HE NEVER LETS GO OF HER HAND, BUT AYU SPINS HERSELF AROUND AND KICKS JONNY AWAY FROM HER! JONNY RUNS TOWARDS HER! ‘ETHEREAL BLADE!’ HER VARIATION OF THE CLAYMORE KICK CONNECTS ON JONNY AIRHART AS AYU GOES FOR THE COVER!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!

…

Stephie Love: JONNY AIRHART HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Persephone: Finally, an elimination! Got a billion more to go!

Stew-O: The Showdown brand gets the first elimination in this match and it’s from the newcomer, Ayu Megumi! I can’t imagine what she must be feeling at the moment! To be able to get the first elimination in this match, must boost her confidence a bit!

Gavin Kirkland: We saw a nice showing from Jonny Airhart, but I swear, you have to look out for those claymore kicks!

Persephone: JAMIE O’HARA WITH A KNEE TO THE BACK OF AYU MEGUMI’S SKULL! SHE DROPS DOWN LIKE A DEAD BODY!!!

Stew-O: Right there, we saw the veteran in Jamie O’Hara appear. He must have a strategy going into this and it’s to let everyone else tear each other apart, while he waited for his one opportunity to strike!

Gavin Kirkland: ‘CHROME HEART TAG’ ON JAMIE O’HARA!!!!!

Persephone: NO! JAMIE O’HARA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND AS BRONSON DANIELS STOPS HIMSELF FROM CONNECTING WITH THE MOVE! THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE SMARTEST THING THAT HE’S EVER DONE AND WILL EVER DO GOING INTO THIS MATCH! BUT, JAMIE MANAGES TO CATCH THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION WITH A PUMPHANDLE LUNGBLOWER THAT HE CALLS ‘GALACTIC BUSTER!’ BRONSON DANIELS CRUSHES ONTO THE MAT AS JAMIE GOES FOR THE COVER!

OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTWWWW–

Stew-O: Bronson Daniels with the kick out! Jamie O’Hara gets Bronson Daniels up by the nape of his neck and takes him to the Voltage corner, where he sticks his hand out! The other members of Team Voltage look at each other, wondering who will be the one to insert themselves into the match! Who do you think it’s going to be?

Referee: TAG!

Gavin Kirkland: This is an interesting one! :eek:h:

Persephone: Oh god, it seems like Jake Smith is going to be stepping into the ring with one of the million tag team partners that he’s had this year. Weren’t these two called the 420s or something? :mjlol:

Gavin Kirkland: I think it was Mile-High Club, but he’s been a part of so many teams and stables, it’s difficult to keep track of all of these names.

Persephone: I swear, we should do a Christmas special, where Jake is haunted by his past tag team partners.

Stew-O: AS WE TURN OUR HEADS BACK INTO THE ACTION, JAMIE O’HARA THROWS BRONSON DANIELS ONTO JAKE SMITH AS JAKE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK! NO! BRONSON DANIELS DUCKS THE SUPERKICK AS JAKE STUMBLES FORWARD, FAILING TO CATCH HIS FALL! HE RUSHES TOWARDS JAKE ‘CHROME HEART TAG’ ON JAKE, BUT JAKE DUCKS THE KICK AS IT’S BRONSON’S TURN TO STUMBLE FORWARD, BUT HE MANAGES TO CATCH HIS BALANCE BARELY. He looks back at Jake Smith as the two former tag team partners stare each other down. There’s some history between these two men. They were former tag team partners, but I think that Jake broke up the team via a promo video or something. That seems to be his favorite way of breaking up with people. :skip:

Gavin Kirkland: These two idiots before look at the top rope!

Persephone: Ayu Megumi from the top rope! What in the hell is she planning to do? I thought that Jamie O’Hara killed her with the knee strike to the back of the head! Double missile dropkick to Jake Smith and Bronson Daniels! Ayu rolls to her feet as she notices that Bronson is the first one to get up to his feet, but Ayu connects with a one-foot dropkick! Jake gets to his feet and connects with a kick to Ayu’s stomach and it seems like he’s going to go for the ‘In Bloom’ — the headlock driver, but Ayu turns herself around as she connects with an enzuigiri on Jake as he stumbles to his side! Ayu goes over to the Showdown corner and tags in…

Referee: TAG!

Stew-O: JON KELTON RACES INTO THE RING AND HE’S BOLTING TOWARDS JAKE SMITH AND BRONSON DANIELS!!!

Gavin Kirkland: JAKE SMITH AND BRONSON DANIELS HIT A DOUBLE KICK TO THE RIBS OF ‘THE CHOSEN ONE’ AS IT SEEMS LIKE BRONSON IS GETTING JON KELTON IN POSITION FOR A DDT! THE DDT CONNECTS AS JAKE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A WHEELBARROW SUPLEX! I THINK THEY JUST EXECUTED ONE OF THEIR OLD TAG TEAM MOVES! I THINK THAT WAS ‘CARDIAC ARREST!’ But, these two were a team for a water break, so I think that no one is really familiar with their tag team moves! But, it doesn’t seem to matter as Jake has Jon in position for a pin fall! Are we going to get rid of him quickly?

OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWW–

Persephone: Jon Kelton with a shoulder up! Can someone get eliminated, already? This is fucking endless. :noah:

Stew-O: Now, it seems like Jake Smith and Bronson Daniels are picking up Jon Kelton and it seems like they’re planning to eliminate him and give the Showdown brand their first elimination! Jake picks up Jon up for a vertical suplex lift as Bronson goes for the ‘Chrome Heart Tag’ again in this match up but —

Referee: TAG!

Gavin Kirkland: TERRY CHAMBERS TAGGED HIMSELF INTO THE MATCH! Jake Smith and Bronson Daniels were seconds away from possible eliminating Jon Kelton from the match! Bronson looks back at Terry, who gives Bronson and intense look as Bronson makes his way back on the apron with his team. The former EAW Champion enters the match as he’s staring down the man who basically broke his younger sister. Perhaps, there’s a bone for Terry to pick with Jake Smith. If I were Jake, I would get the hell out of there because it’s not going to be pretty!

Jake Smith: (off-mic) Terrence, long time no see! How have things been? How are the kids? How’s Alexis? How’s Con–

Persephone: TERRY CHAMBERS HAS JAKE SMITH BY HIS THROAT! :lupe: I don’t think that Fat Terry is looking to make conversation with Jake! Terry lifts Jake up, looking to go for a chokeslam, BUT JAKE JUMPS OUT OF THE GRASP OF THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION! HE GOES FOR THE SUPERKICK ON TERRY, BUT TERRY CATCHES JAKE BY HIS FOOT AND USES ALL OF HIS STRENGTH TO PUSH HIM AWAY! JAKE ROLLS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET AS HE SLOWLY BEGINS TO BACK AWAY TO THE VOLTAGE CORNER! HE TAGS THE SHOULDER OF —

Referee: TAG!

Stew-O: He really tagged Jamie O’Hara back into the match! :skip: It seems like Jake Smith wants no part of Terry Chambers!

Jamie O’Hara: //c.tenor.com/9AxpRD2d5d0AAAAM/blinking-eyes-man.gif

Jake Smith: :mjgrin:

Crowd: YOU’RE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD CAVED IN! YOU’RE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD CAVED IN! YOU’RE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD CAVED IN!

Gavin Kirkland: If you’re read your dirtsheets, you can see why this match up is interesting, but that’s all I am going to say on the matter. My baby boy Jamie has said a ton of harsh things to Terry going into this week and it seems like Terry has done his best not to let it get the best of him, but here is an opportunity for Terry to prove himself to a Hall of Famer and one of the best Answers World Champion that this company has ever had! The two men are staring each other down, looking to see who makes the first move out of the two of them!

Persephone: TERRY CHAMBERS WITH A PUNCH TO JAMIE O’HARA! JAMIE WITH A PUNCH TO TERRY! TERRY WITH A PUNCH TO JAMIE! JAMIE WITH A PUNCH TO TERRY! TERRY! JAMIE! TERRY! JAMIE! TERRY! JAMIE! TERRY WITH A KICK TO THE RIBS OF ‘THE ACE’ BEFORE REBOUNDING HIMSELF OFF THE HORIZONTAL SET OF ROPES! SPINNING BACKBREAKER, BUT JAMIE TURNS HIMSELF AROUND, BEFORE PULLING TERRY IN AND CONNECTING WITH A SNAP DDT, BUT TERRY SHOVES OUT OF THE GRASP OF THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! HE RUSHES TOWARDS JAMIE!

Stew-O: ‘RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!’ HIS VARIATION OF THE CLAYMORE KICK!!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE O’HARA BLASTS TERRY CHAMBERS WITH A KNEE STRIKE OUT OF NOWHERE! BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE JAMIE IS GOING FOR ‘SOUTHERN CRUCIFIXION’ THE LEG SCISSORS CROSS KNEE LOCK ON TERRY! TERRY IS TRYING TO SCRAMBLE HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY! JAMIE MAY NOT BE MUCH OF A SUBMISSION SPECIALIST, BUT THAT ISN’T THE MOST PLEASANT MOVE TO BE A PART OF!

Persephone: JON KELTON WITH A STOMP TO JAMIE O’HARA’S HEAD AS THAT RELEASES THE HOLD ON TERRY CHAMBERS! JON GETS TERRY AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING! JON CAN NOW TURN HIS FOCUS TO JAMIE! Jon begins to stomp on the ribs of Jamie! He picks up Jamie by his wrist and whips him to the empty corner! He rushes towards him with a spear to the corner! He targets the ribs in the process as Jon proceeds to kick Jamie in the ribs! He takes a step back before nailing him with a big boot, which causes Jamie to collapse forward, but Jon connects with the ‘Avada Kedavra’ — the unprettier! He goes for the pin on Jamie! Is he really going to eliminate Jamie from this match-up??

OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!

Stew-O: KICK OUT BY JAMIE O’HARA! Jon Kelton slams his hands against the mat as it seems like he’s going to go for the end of Jamie’s run in this Brand Warfare match, but —

Referee: TAG!

Gavin Kirkland: HARPER LEE IS BACK IN THIS MATCH AS JON KELTON SEEMS A BIT ANNOYED THAT HARPER INTERJECTED HERSELF BACK INTO THIS MATCH! She sees that Jamie O’Hara is getting to his feet as she rushes towards him with a meteora as she goes for the cover! Is she going to take him out?!?!

OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Persephone: Jamie rolls himself out of the way! Terry Chambers returns to this match by connecting with a clothesline to Harper Lee! Harper slowly finds her way back to her feet, but Terry hits her with the ‘Moment of Silence’ — which is what happens whenever he graces the screen.

Stew-O: Harper Lee drops down from the headbutt as Terry Chambers turns himself around —

Gavin Kirkland: ‘IN EXCELSIS!’ THE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE FROM JAMIE O’HARA! HARPER LEE SHOVES JAMIE OUT OF THE WAY AS SHE GETS TERRY ‘HOUSE OF BALLOONS’! HARPER WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT TERRY GOES DOWN WITH ONE OF HER FINISHERS AND SHE CHOOSES THE BACKSTABBER!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!

…

…

Stephie Love: TERRY CHAMBERS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!

Persephone: SEE YA, FAT TERRY!

Stew-O: Wow, I really felt like Terry Chambers was going to be one of the last standing for Dynasty, but to be the second eliminated from this match is a huge shock, but Harper Lee just eliminated the former EAW Champion from this match! The look on her face seems shocked, but then, she begins to feel proud of herself! She just took down what was one of Jack Ripley’s strongest players! What does that mean for our brand?

Gavin Kirkland: Goatper Lee. :drakelike:

Persephone: More like Woatper — ‘BOX OFFICE SMASH’ ON HARPER LEE AS THAT TAKES HER BACK! CHRIS ELITE FINDS HIMSELF IN THE MATCH! CHRIS ELITE TURNS HIMSELF AROUND AS JOHNNY ANDREWS CONNECTS WITH ‘THE GREATNESS OF GURU!’ THE CARTWHEEL PELE KICK, BUT CHRIS GETS THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY! HE CONNECTS WITH ‘I’LL SLAP THE SHIT OUTTA YOU’ — THE BITCHMAKER ON JOHNNY!

Stew-O: BUT, JOHNNY ANDREWS DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY AS HE GOES FOR A LEG SWEEP, BUT CHRIS ELITE JUMPS OVER IT BEFORE IT CONNECTS! CHRIS WITH A ‘HEADSHOT’ — PELE KICK SENDS JOHNNY BACK, BUT HE MANAGES TO CATCH HIMSELF FROM FALLING BACK! HE SWINGS AT CHRIS WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT CHRIS DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE AND HE SPRINGBOARDS HIMSELF FROM THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A CROSSBODY, BUT JOHNNY GETS CHRIS ON HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE SPINNING HIMSELF AROUND AND DROPPING HIM TO HIS KNEE! Man, it seems like Chris is quite dizzy at the moment as Johnny Andrews kicks Chris in the stomach and it seems like he’s going to go for the corkscrew neckbreaker that he calls ‘Welcome to Elite Andrews Wrestling,’ but Chris gets himself out of the way as Harper Lee, out of nowhere, connects with ‘Dragon Fist!’ The right hook connects on Johnny Andrews as he falls back to his corner!

Referee: TAG!

Gavin Kirkland: Jack Ripley makes the tag into the match! Harper Lee is more than ready for the smoke as she rushes towards him, but Jack connects with a calf kick to the ribs of the former Unified Tag Team Champion! Jack gets Harper by her wrist and whips her towards the ropes! Harper rebounds off those ropes as she connects with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown on the former Answers World Champion! Jack gets spun around, but he somehow finds a way back to his feet as she picks up Jack and connects with the Olympic slam that she calls ‘Ragnarok.’ Harper is up to her feet as she goes over to her corner and tags in Ayu Megumi back into this match! This is the woman who got the first elimination of this Brand Warfare! She connects with a side-hand chop to the chest of the former World Champion as Jack does the same thing! A chop from Ayu! A chop from Jack! Jack connects with a knee to Ayu’s ribs as he rebounds from the ropes! He connects with a boot to the side of her skull, but Ayu turns around!

Persephone: SPIN KICK! AYU MEGUMI WITH THE ‘SACRED ARROW,’ BUT JACK RIPLEY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!

Stew-O: ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!’ HIS VARIATION OF THE SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE TO AYU MEGUMI! JACK RIPLEY WITH THE COVER!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Stephie Love: AYU MEGUMI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: Valiant effort from this newcomer as she got the first elimination of this entire match! She fought with her entire heart, but Jack Ripley needed this elimination more than her! At least, there’s something looking up for the Dynasty brand as the Team Captain got an elimination for his team! Jack goes back to his corner and it seems like he’s tagging in Johnny Andrews! He spots Chris Elite resting at one of the corners and runs over to deliver a knee to his face! Johnny gets Chris up as he is getting him in position for this next move, but I have no idea what this next move is going to be?!??!

Persephone: HE’S GOING FOR THE SPANISH FLY. HE CALLS IT ‘PARKOUR SPLASH!’ ‘PARKOUR SPLASH’ BY JOHNNY ANDREWS!

Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE MANAGES TO STAND HIMSELF STILL AS JOHNNY ANDREWS FALLS BACK ON HIS NECK! BUT, CHRIS GETS JOHNNY AND DOES THE MAGISTRAL CRADLE ON HIM!

OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Stephie Love: JOHNNY ANDREWS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: Good effort from Johnny Andrews, but Chris Elite taking advantage of a rookie mistake got Voltage their first elimination in this match! Sadly for Dynasty, there leaves Jack Ripley and the Interwire Champion Bronson Daniels. Showdown has the Hardcore Champion, Adam Lucas, Harper Lee, Jon Kelton, and Amir Yusuf. Voltage has all its members still! Showdown’s been a bit quiet as Adam Lucas rejoins the fold!

Persephone: Last season, Chris Elite and Adam Lucas did battle over the PURE Championship. But, look at who’s going to be joining this entire exchange!

Stew-O: The Interwire Champion is going to be making his presence felt! Bronson Daniels has his eyes on Adam Lucas! Two of the mid-card workhorses of their respective brands! Chris Elite goes after Adam, but Adam takes him back with a punch! Bronson goes after Adam, but Adam takes him back with a punch! Chris goes after Adam as Adam delivers a kick to the stomach! Bronson goes after Adam as Adam takes Bronson back with a chop to the chest! He takes Bronson back with another side-hand chop! And another one! And another one! Bronson finds himself being backed against the ropes as Adam rushes and connects with a body splash to the Interwire Champion!

Gavin Kirkland: But, the Interwire Champion gets the hell out of the way as Adam Lucas crashes onto the corner! Bronson Daniels gets his arms around the waist of Adam and it seems like he’s going to quickly roll up the Hardcore Champion! Is he going to steal the victory here?!?

OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!

Persephone: ADAM LUCAS ROLLS OUT OF THE PIN FALL ATTEMPT! BRONSON DANIELS RUSHES TOWARDS HIM, NAILING ADAM WITH A ‘BATMAN PUNCH,’ BUT ADAM GETS THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY! HE NAILS CHRIS ELITE WITH THE PUNCH INSTEAD! THAT MAKES ‘GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS’ ROLL OUT OF THE RING, LEAVING THE RING TO THE TWO CHAMPIONS! THAT SHOULD BUY SOME TIME FOR VOLTAGE TO STRATEGIZE THEIR NEXT MOVE! :drakelike:

Stew-O: While Bronson Daniels sees that he landed the ‘Batman Punch’ on Chris Elite, he turns himself around as Adam Lucas takes him down with rebound discuss lariat! Adam gets Bronson up to his feet before following that up with a superkick as that takes the Interwire Champion back! He charges forward to Bronson before nailing him with a flying forearm that makes the Dynasty representative stumble forward, but Adam follows that up with a ‘Level Up’ — the pop up powerbomb!

Gavin Kirkland: NO! BRONSON DANIELS GETS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE ‘LEVEL UP’ WAS CONNECTED! HE CONNECTS WITH ‘COUPLE GOALS’ ON ADAM LUCAS! THE DOUBLE WRISTLOCK KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF THE HARDCORE CHAMPION! Adam is still on his knees as Bronson Daniels may have an opening here to get another elimination for the Dynasty brand! The best thing for Dynasty to do at the moment as eliminate the field as much as they possible can and it seems like they may eliminate another soul from the Showdown brand!

Persephone: ‘BITCH I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF!’ THE ELBOW TO THE BACK OF ADAM LUCAS’ SKULL!!!!

Stew-O: NO! ADAM LUCAS SIFTS HIS BODY AROUND TO GET IN GOOD POSITION FOR THE TRIANGLE CHOKE THAT HE CALLS ‘ICONIC!’ BRONSON DANIELS IS TRYING TO MOVE HIS BODY OUT OF THE POSITION! HE IS THROWING HIS PUNCHES AT THE HARDCORE CHAMPION, BUT ADAM IS DETERIMINED TO GET THE SUBMISSION MOVE IN! BRONSON IS SCRAMBLING FOR HIS HAND ON THE ROPES, BUT ADAM MOVES BRONSON AWAY FROM THE ROPES AS ‘ICONIC’ IS BEING APPLIED! COME ON, BRONSON! LET’S GET TO THE ROPES! BRONSON GETS ONE OF HIS ARMS TO PIN ADAM’S SHOULDERS TO THE MAT!

OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: Adam Lucas saw what Bronson Daniels was doing, so he decides to get a good hold of Bronson Daniels’ available arms! HE’S COMPLETELY STRIPPED AWAY THE USE OF BRONSON’S ARMS! HE’S APPLIED A ARM TRIANGLE CHOKE ON BRONSON, WHO HAS NO IDEA HOW HE ‘S GOING TO GET HIMSELF OUT OF THIS ONE! Bronson has a title defense against Andre Walker at Clash of Kingdoms! He needs to think about his health going into that title defense! I would just submit here! Like, it’s either that or have Adam just snap his arm back! If he does that, it seems like he’s just handing Andre Walker the Interwire Championship on a silver platter!

Persephone: I agree, just for different reasons. :mjgrin:

Stew-O: Bronson Daniels is really holding on, but you can see the immense pain that he must be feeling right now! He is really trying to get himself out of the move, but I feel like he’s in a situation that he can’t win! Yes, submitting is a bitter pill to swallow, but — what! Look at the ring!

Gavin Kirkland: THAT’S CHRIS ELITE! CHRIS ELITE FROM THE TOP ROPE! ‘AIMIN FOR THE MOON’ — THE SPIRAL TAP TAKES DOWN BOTH ADAM LUCAS AND BRONSON DANIELS! BUT, CHRIS GOES FOR THE COVER ON BRONSON DANIELS! AFTER THE HELL HE SPENT WITH THAT ‘ICONIC’ SUBMISSION MOVE! I DON’T SEE HOW HE CAN GET OUT OF THIS!

OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Stephie Love: BRONSON DANIELS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!

Stew-O: Bronson Daniels put on a gutsy performance, but it was thanks to Chris Elite being at the right time and place and choosing to cover him that allowed to find him in this position! It leaves Dynasty with just Jack Ripley, who realizes the situation that he’s in! The crowd is showering Jack with adoration. It’s a shitty situation to be in, but Jack had the feeling that it could come down to this. He steps into the ring to stare down Chris Elite. Chris has a huge grin on his face as he looks back at his team mates and then, at Jack.

Chris Elite: (off-mic) Four versus one; this shit isn’t fair…for you.

Gavin Kirkland: JACK RIPLEY THROWS A PUNCH TO CHRIS ELITE! CHRIS ELITE THROWS A PUNCH TO JACK RIPLEY! JACK WITH A PUNCH TO CHRIS! CHRIS WITH A PUNCH TO JACK! JACK! CHRIS! JACK! CHRIS! JACK! JACK! JACK! JACK! JACK REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AS CHRIS TRIES TO COUNTER WITH A HIP TOSS, BUT JACK MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET! HE GETS CHRIS BY HIS ARM AND DELIVERS AN ARM DRAG AS CHRIS SLIDES TO ONE KNEE FROM ACROSS THE RING! JACK RUSHES TOWARDS CHRIS BEFORE NAILING HIM WITH A METERORA AS HE GETS HIM THERE FOR THE COVER!

OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Persephone: Chris Elite manages to roll Jack Ripley, but Jack gets to his feet and delivers a dropkick to the face of Chris Elite! Chris rolls back to his corner as tags in Justin Windgate into the match!

Referee: TAG!

Stew-O: We haven’t heard much from him going into the match, but it’s interesting to see these two staring across from each other! Both of them were part of the same War Games team last year and their brand found themselves eating the pin. Jack is gesturing for Justin to hit him with his best shot as Justin is more than willing to give Jack the smoke! Justin throws the blunt to the face of the former Answers World Champion, before connecting with a spinning backfirst on Jack! This cause for Jack to stumble back as Justin runs towards Jack with a knee to the ribs of ‘The Straight Shooter.’ He pulls Jack closer to him before —

Gavin Kirkland: THE MODIFIED VERSION OF ‘RUN IT UP! NO! JACK RIPLEY USES ALL OF HIS STRENGTH TO LIFT JUSTIN WINDGATE OFF HIS FEET AND THROW HIM WITH A LAWN DART TO THE TURNBUCKLE! HE STUMBLES BACK AS JACK GETS JUSTIN IN POSITION! ‘RIPPLE EFFECT’ — THE VERTEBREAKER OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!

Persephone: Adam Lucas with the slingshot flipping lariat on Jack Ripley, who spins around like a top! Adam with ‘Iconic’ once again! The former Answers World Champion is trying to scramble out of the move! Jack is really doing his best to fight his move, but Adam has the triangle choke locked in! Jack is trying to lift Adam Lucas off the ground, but he drops to one knee! This move is too much! Adam wrenches in the move!

Stew-O: JACK RIPLEY HAS COMPLETELY PASSED OUT! THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE ELIMINATION!

Stephie Love: JACK RIPLEY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!

Crowd:

Gavin Kirkland: I know I’m on Showdown, but Jack Ripley tried to hold everything together with being the last man on Team Dynasty, but his heart couldn’t continue on any longer thanks to Adam Lucas’ triangle choke. He was the entire heart and soul of the team and his credit for trying to keep things together is something that should not be ignored.

Persephone: I mean, he did well with the shit team that he selected, but he went in, gave it everything that he has, but Dynasty continues to be the disappointment brand that it walked into this event being.

Stew-O: Can you say ONE nice thing?

Gavin Kirkland: It’s Showdown versus Voltage! Voltage has all of their members! Showdown has four members on their side! One of these brands is going to win Brand Warfare! Adam Lucas gets to his feet as he’s looking at Justin Windgate, who is getting to his feet as well and Jon Kelton is asking for Adam to tag him into the match! Is Adam going to agree with it?

Referee: TAG!

Persephone: As long as we get another elimination, we’ll be fine.

Stew-O: Now, these are two rivals that reignited a few back on Dynasty two season ago. It got more intense when Justin Windgate won off the 24/7 contract from Jon Kelton. But, these two Elitists are always able to tear the house down whenever they’re in the same ring. Jon Kelton has never been able to beat Justin Windgate, but that can all change tonight.

Gavin Kirkland: JON KELTON WITH A SHOVE, BUT JUSTIN WINDGATE DELIVERS AN UPPERCUT THAT SENDS ‘THE CHOSEN ONE’ BACK! JUSTIN CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT JON CONNECTS WITH THAT CLOTHESLINE BEFORE SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE ROPES AND DELIVERING A KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF ‘THE XTREME CLASSIC!’ This causes for Justin to drop down as Jon springboards off the rope and connects with a lionsault! He lands on Justin as he goes for the cover!

OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!

TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!

Persephone: Justin Windgate with the shoulder up! Jon Kelton gets Justin up to his feet and it seems like he’s going to go for the spinning neckbreaker, but Justin twists himself out of the move before kicking Jon in the stomach, getting him in position before connecting with ‘Run It Up!’ the sliced bread on the former holder of the 24/7 contract! Jon drops to a seated position as Justin connects with a superkick to a seated Jon! That takes the fellow oldhead to his back and it seems like Justin is headed for the top rope! I hope that he’s looking to put an end to this little confrontation!

Stew-O: Justin Windgate is going for the ‘X-Factor,’ that beautiful shooting star press on Jon Kelton! But, Jon manages to roll back to his feet and meet Justin Windgate up on the top rope! Oh god, this doesn’t look to be good! It seems like Jon is going for ‘God’s Last Gift,’ the Spanish Fly, but he’s going for the move on the top rope! He knows that he is going to need a BIG move to defeat Justin with and this could be it! Jon is trying to jump, but Justin is not allowing for him to do that! It seems like Justin is trying to punch his way out of the move, but Jon is determined to have his finisher connect! JUSTIN BEGINS TO HEADBUTT JON IN THE SKULL, BUT JON IS GIVING A HEADBUTT BACK TO JUSTIN! BOTH OF THESE ELITISTS ARE TRYING TO HEADBUTT THE OTHER, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE JUSTIN WON AS HE MANAGES TO GET JON OFF THE TOP ROPE!

Gavin Kirkland: Justin Windgate is situated himself on the top rope —

Referee: TAG!

Persephone: JAKE SMITH TAGGED HIMSELF INTO THE MATCH AS HE ENTERS THE RING AS HE GOES FOR THE TOP ROPE! HE JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND — ‘HELL ABOVE’ THE FLIP PILEDRIVER ON JON KELTON, BUT JAKE IS NOT DONE AS HE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH ‘FAMOUS LAST WORDS!’ THE MODIFIED SNAP SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT ON JON KELTON AS JAKE GOES FOR THE COVER!

OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Stephie Love: JON KELTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!

Stew-O: Jake Smith just stole that elimination from Justin Windgate! :damn:

Gavin Kirkland: He had been waiting for that right time to get himself into the match! The crowd totally hates what Jake just did.

Persephone: That stupid dog of his looks happy.

(The camera pans to Josh the pomeranian who is at ringside near the commentators’ booth.)

Josh: //c.tenor.com/mLEh0_NR7P0AAAAC/puppy-cute.gif

Persephone: I hate that dog.

(Jake points at Josh when suddenly Amir Yusuf comes up from behind with a huge Helluva kick in the back of the head causing Jake to hit the turnbuckles and bounce back.)

Stew-O: JAKE SMITH WAS TRYING TO CELEBRATE WITH JOSH AND TOOK HIS EYES OFF THE BALL! MAIR YUSUF IS IN AND WHILE TEAM DYNASTY HAS BEEN COMPLETELY ELIMINATED SHOWDOWN STILL HAS THREE STRONG WHILE THE VOLTAGE TEAM IS STILL INTACT, LIKE THEY DID LAST YEAR!

Gavin Kirkland: Yeah but this time, Showdown wasn’t the first team that was completely Eliminated here! It’s Dynasty!

Persephone: That’s how the commentating team should do too, so Stew-O, like get a stepping.

Stew-O: :comeagain:

Gavin Kirkland: Jake Smith bounced faced first into the turnbuckle! He is stumbling back, Amir with a Sunset roll up we may have our first Voltage elimination!

OOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: Jake Smith kicks out and Voltage is still intact and unfortunately this match will run longer but whatever, had Rexy been in this we would be here all night long and I would be so happy, but he isn’t and Jake Smith is short.

Stew-O: With Voltage having the advantage, Amir needs to work fast here, picking up Jake Smith, whipping him into the turnbuckle, charging in, JAKE SMITH WITH A BOOT! NO! AMIR CATCHES IS, LEG SWEEP AND SMITH GOES DOWN, AMIR WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ON TOP OF JAKE SMITH FOR ANOTHER COVER!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTT…………….

Gavin Kirkland: Another kick out by Jake Smith and…. What the hell…..

Persephone: Is Josh humping your leg!? EWWWW….. THAT IS SO GROSS! But it is the closest you will ever get to action, Gavin.

Gavin Kirkland: Get off me!

Josh: BORK!!!!! BORK!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!

(Translation: You Sexy Beast)

Stew-O: While Gavin is getting humped, I never thought I would say that on TV, Amir is in control, he grabs Jake Smith, setting him up for a snap suplex, NO! Jake holds on, reverses it, but Amir twists and lands on his feet, bouncing off the ropes, SPINNING HEEL KICK HITTING JAKE SMITH FLUSH IN THE FACE! JAKE TOOK ALL OF THAT AND AMIR IS NOW CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE! JAKE IS WOBBLY TO HIS FEET AND DIVING HURRICARANA ON JAKE SMITH! AMIR IS IN CONTROL AND JAKE SMITH NEEDS TO TAG OUT, AMIR RUSHING IN, NO! JAKE SIDESWIPES, AMIR PUTS ON THE BREAKS, TURNING INTO IN BLOOM! JHAKE SMITH CAUGHT AMIR AND NOW HE DIVES AS RYAN WILSON TAGS IN!

Referee: TAG!

Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson is in, and they have a match at Clash of Kingdoms! Wilson picks him up and….. I can’t talk while Josh is humping me!

Persephone: Good, then maybe this match will get easier to call. That hairy little shit is really going to town on you but anyway, while I just want to watch him hump your leg, I will actually do my due diligence and call this match since it’s part Voltage. Ryan Wilson, who is rather annoying has Yusuf I think that is how you say his name up to his feet, a couple of forearm shots to the chest of Yusuf, that’s all nice, like actually hit him with something hard, dumbass.

Stew-O: Wilson has Yusuf on the ropes, Irish Whip but he chases Yusuf, NO! Amir ducks, RYAN TURNS RIGHT INTO A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! AMIR NEEDS TO TAG AS BOTH ADAM AND HARPER ARE READY TO GET INTO THIS MATCH! WILSON IS DOWN AND AMIR POINTS TO THE TOP ROPE, HE CLIMBS UP AND 054 ON RYAN WILSON! NO! HE WAS ABLE TO GET HIS KNEES UP! WILSON ROLLS ON HIS FEET AND GRABS AMIR…. MIC DROP!

Persephone: HA! RYAN GOES FOR THE COVER!

OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stephie Love: AMIR YUSUF HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!

(Amir rolls away as Ryan Wilson laughs, taunting and pointing at him the entire time, he then poses and shows off to Team Voltage before turning around….)

Gavin Kirkland: LEVEL UP BY ADAM LUCAS ON RYAN WILSON WHILE HE WAS SHOWING OFF AND SHOWDOWN IS TRYING TO GET THE FIRST VOLTAGE ELIMINATION!

OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stephie Love: RYAN WILSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!

Persephone: What!? You idiot!

Gavin Kirkland: AND WHILE I AM GETTING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A POMERANIAN, SHOWDON ELIMINATED THE FIRST MEMBER OF VOLTAGE AND IT FEELS GOOD! I MEAN NOT LIKE….. OH NEVERMIND! ADAM LUCAS HAS TAKEN OUT RYAN WILSON! I KNEW HIM BANGING THICCANY WOULD DO WONDERS FOR HIS CAREER!

Persephone: He is? What a waste.

(Amir Yusuf starts to laugh as Ryan Wilson is slowly stirring, Adam Lucas standing over him before turning to see Jamie O’Hara jumps into the ring, Amir on the outside holding his neck looks on as well as Adam while Jamie lambasts Ryan as he slowly rolls to his side.)

Jamie O’Hara: THIS IS WHY I DIDN’T WANT YOU ON THE TEAM IN THE FIRST PLACE! AND THIS IS WHY I WANTED MARY IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU FUCKING DUMB CUNT! GET OUT OF THE RING!

(Ryan just looks up at O’Hara as he rolls out of the ring, turning to Amir who has a smile on his face, But Ryan starts to go toward him, the officials separate the two as they start to head toward the back, Jamie looks on, and turns…)

Stew-O: INTO A LARIAT JAMIE GOES DOWN AND ADAM LUCAS WITH A COVER!!!

OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Persephone: OH, Thank everything that I hate, Jamie kicks out! It was bad enough that we lost one member already, but had we lost the Team Captain, that would have been horrific, but had it been Sexy Rexy, this whole match would have been over, and we would have all survived. Adam Lucas is not wasting any time though, he reaches over dragging Jamie to the corner, it is two on four and tags in Harper Lee!

Referee: TAG!

Stew-O: Harper is in the ring and she is kicking a down Jamie O’Hara, trying to keep him down and it is a smart strategy but with Showdown, Harper and Adam need to work together, with Team Voltage and the advantage, they still have four members on their team and while I want to cry that Team Dynasty is gone, Team Showdown this year is showing a lot of heart. Harper working on the legs of O’Hara, she places the knee between her legs dropping down hard trying to wrench his leg!

Gavin Kirkland: Harper and Adam have had this power struggle on Showdown, each one of them wanted to lead the team, I was all about Harper because she was hotter, but now that I found out who Adam is seeing, I have nothing but the utmost respect for the guy, and he now knows how I taste when he kisses her thanks to my sock.

Persephone: You are so gross…. And that dog is still humping you.

Gavin Kirkland: I got used to it.

(Harper drags Jamie to the ropes, placing his leg on the bottom one, jumping up and landing on it in a sitting position. She continues to repeat the move over and over before…)

Stew-O: HARPER LEE IS LOCKING IN THE DEVIL’S FRUIT! THE CALF CRUSHER ON JAMIE O’HARA AND HE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING IN A LOT OF PAIN! JUSTIN WINDGATE IS SCREAMING FOR HIM TO TAG! CHRIS ELITE LOOKS READY TO BREAK THE HOLD! JAKE IS STARING AT JOSH HUMPING GAVIN’S LEG!

Gavin Kirkland: ADAM IS ENCOURAGING FOR HARPER TO LOCK THAT IN DEEP AND LOOK AT HARPER, SHE IS BENDING FORWARD EVEN MORE! CHRIS ELITE FINALLY COMES IN AND BREAKS IT UP! HE BREAKS IT UP! AND HARPER IS BACK TO HER FEET, SHE GRAB’s JAMIE AND HOOKS HIS LEG AGAIN…. ENZINGUIRI BY THE GOAT AND I SHOULDN’T BE CHEERING HIS WASHBOARD ABS BUT I CANNOT HELP IT! HARPER IS DOWN AND NOW HE IS TRYING TO REACH FOR A TAG BUT LEE IS SLOWLY GRABBING HIS LEG, SHE IS TRYING TO PULL HIM AWAY AND JAMIE BRING HER IN WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!

Persephone: Jamie took Harper down and he jumps, tagging in Justin Windgate!

Referee: TAG!!!

Persephone: Windgate is in, and Harper takes a forearm, and another, Windgate is fresh and a house of fire, why am I getting into this match so much right now!? Windgate whipping her into the ropes, a flying elbow that connects on Harper, she rolls over and he runs at her with a standing Moonsault! This might be the most I have ever called on match action, I need a valium!

Stew-O: Windgate doesn’t go for the cover, instead he grabs Harper up, this time whipping her into the turnbuckle, he rushes in, but no! Harper moves out of the way, Windgate hops on the second rope, she turns into a flying body press! Windgate rolls through back on his feet, she is up and Pele kick! They have Harper reeling right now and if she gets eliminated and leaves Adam Lucas against four wrestlers, I don’t know if those odds to much to overcome!

Gavin Kirkland: It is Showdown! We persevere!

Josh: BORK!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Translation: Can I commentate?)

Gavin Kirkland: And Josh has joined us on commentary! Justin Windgate makes it look easy! He drags Harper to the corner and tags in Chris Elite!

Referee: TAG!!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: Chris is in, and we remember last year he was the last man to be eliminated from Dynasty against three Team Voltage members last year, this is much of the same here but this time he isn’t on the team that is long gone.

Josh: BORK!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Translation: Dynasty totally sucks.)

Persephone: I cannot believe this dog is commentating right now after humping your leg. I can’t stand Chris Elite, but I guess I will cheer for him because of team spirit or whatever. He is in and Harper is slow to get up, Elite whipping Harper into the turnbuckle, no she reverses, turns in, slides to one knee back up with DRAGON FIST AND SHE JUST KNOCKED ELITE ON HIS ASS!

Stew-O: SHE CAUGHT ELTE FLUSH IN THE JAW AND HE WENT DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS! HARPER JUMPS AND TAGS IN ADAM LUCAS!

Referee: TAG!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: ADAM LUCAS IS IN AND HE GETS A HOLD OF CHRIS ELITE, EXPLODER SUPLEX! ELITE ROLLS ON THE MATS, HE IS UP AND ADAM WITH A HUGE KNEE RIGHT TO THE CHEST! CHRIS ELITE IS IN A WORLD OF HURT RIGHT NOW AND ADAM LUCAS KNOWS IT! ELITE STUMBLING OUT OF THE CORNER AND SPINE BUSTER! A TEXTBOOK SPINEBUSTER AND ADAM WITH THE COVER!

OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHH…..

Stew-O: ELITE WITH THE KICK OUT BUT LUCAS ISN’T DONE YET, LOOKING OVER AT TEAM VOLTAGE, HE RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES FOR ANOTHER LARIAT, ELITE DUCKS, OPEN YA MATA! LUCAS IS STUNNED AND HE FALLS BACK, ELITE WITH LAWN DART AND ADAM LUCAS IS DOWN, HE TRIES TO SET HIM UP FOR A HIS BOX OFFICE SMASH BUT….

Referee: TAG!!!!!

Josh: BORK!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Translation: Jake Tags Himself In! I need to be walked and go pee pee, poo poo.)

Gavin Kirkland: JAKE SMITH TAGGED HIMSELF IN AND LOOK AT CHRIS ELITE! HE IS NOT HAPPY AT ALL NEITHER IS JAMIE OR JUSTIN! JAKE CLIMBS THE SECOND ROPE HE POINTS! WE KNOW WHAT IS COMING AS ADAM LUCAS IS SLOW TO GET UP AND HELL: ABOVE THE FLIP OVER PILEDRIVER AND ADAM LUCAS MIGHT BE DONE! JAKE SMITH WITH THE COVER!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE….

Persephone: Why does he have to kick out of everything!

Stew-O: ADAM LUCAS KICKS OUT AND JAKE IS STUNNED! HE CAN’T BELIEVE THAT LUCAS WAS ABLE TO GET OUT OF THAT AND NOW HE IS PICKING HIM UP, GOING FOR THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS! JAKE SMITH POINTS AT JAMIE, JUSTIN AND CHRIS….. THEN TO JOSH….

Jake Smith: THIS IS HOW IT’S DONE BABY!

Josh: BORK!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Translation: I love it when he talks dirty.)

Stew-O: JAKE SMITH GOES FOR THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS, NO! ADAM LUCAS LIFTS JAKE’S SMALL ASS FRAME UP IN THE AIR AND THE NEXT LEVEL! POP UP POWERBOMB INTO THE CUTTER! ADAM GOES FOR THE COVE……

Referee: TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: Oh, this bitch.

Gavin Kirkland: HARPER LEE TAGS HERSELF IN AND DROPS ON JAKE HOOKING BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER!

OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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….

Stephie Love: JAKE SMITH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!

Josh: BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Translation: Sweet! Potty time! Bye!)

Gavin Kirkland: AND SHOWDOWN HAS NOW KNOCKED OFF TWO MEMBERS OF TEAM VOLTAGE! IT IS ALMOST BACK AT EVEN AGAIN THREE ON TWO! HARPER STOLE THE PIN FROM ADAM LUCAS BUT WHO CARES! IT IS STILL AN ELIMINATION!

(Jamie lowers her head, shaking it in annoyance. Chris Elite takes a deep breath screaming….)

Chris Elite: BOZO!

(Justin Windgate gets back in the ring as Jake rolls out, Josh is there to greet him, picking up his little buddy, he looks back at the ring….)

Jake Smith: I DIDN’T NEED YOU LOSERS ANYWAY! Come on Josh.

(Jake starts making his way to the back, stumbling a little with Josh in his arms, meanwhile in the ring, Justin hops in and runs at Harper Lee who was expecting him, ducking the clothesline, he swings back, she kicks him right in the gut…)

Stew-O: RAGNAROK! SHE HITS THE OLYMPIC SLAM AND RIGHT NOW TEAM SHOWDOWN IS RUNNING ON ALL CYLINDERS! HARPER THOUGH GOES TO TAG ADAM LUCAS WHO WAS JUST IN THERE FOR SOME TIME AND LOOK AT THE STARING AT ONE ANOTHER!

(Adam and Harper have a stare down after she had tagged herself in and stole the pin from Adam, but now she didn’t even give Adam a chance to recover, as he gets in the ring, grabbing Justin Windgate….)

Gavin Kirkland: SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE BY ADAM AND WINDGATE IS DOWN! TEAM SHOWDOWN IS TRYING THEIR HARDEST RIGHT NOW TO BRING THIS HOME TO US! ADAM LUCAS WAITS AS WINDGATE IS UP, BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES WITH SUCH GRACE , HE MISSES THE LARIAT, MODIFIED RUN IT UP BY JUSTIN WINDGATE AND HE HOOKS THE LEGS FOR THE COVER…. NOOOOOOO!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR………

Persephone: I told you that Adam Lucas always kicks out, it’s like he can never die. Justin Windgate needs to use the numbers here and make quick tags with the fresh men on his team! Even I know that, and I am not even a wrestler, sheesh.

(Justin Windgate takes Adam Lucas, lifting him up and scooping the bigger Adam up but he falls behind Windgate….)

Stew-O: GERMAN SUPLEX ON WINDGATE AND ADAM HOLDS HIM DOWN WITH THE BRIDGE FOR THE COVER!!!

OOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: BREAK UP BY CHRIS ELITE! THE PIN IS BROKEN UP AND WINDGATE STILL HAS LIFE! ADAM LUCAS THOUGH TAKES HIM, WHIPPING HIM INTO THEIR CORNER AND CHARGING IN, HUGE SHOULDER TACKLE ON WINDGATE! COME ON ADAM! HE TURNS AND TAGS IN HARPER!

Referee: TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew O: Harper is in, laying the boots again to Windgate while he is stuck in their corner! Harper driving the point of the shoe into his throat as the referee starts to count!

Referee: 1….2…..3…..4…..

(Harper breaks the choke, doing it again but this time Adam pushes her off Justin much to her dismay and surprise.)

Harper Lee: WE are on the SAME team!

Adam Lucas: We are not winning like this!

Harper Lee: I hate you.

Adam Lucas: Shut up and wrestle!

(After the exchange Harper lifts Windgate up and forearms him a few times, setting him up for with a front face lock into a suplex….)

Stew-O: BUT JUSTIN HANGS ON! HARPER CAN’T FLOAT HIM OVER AS HE REVERSES THE SUPLEX! HARPER THOUGH IS BACK UP FAST CHARGING IN RIGHT INTO A DROPKICK BY JUSTIN AND HE DIVES TO TAG JAMIE O’HARA!

Referee: TAG!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: JAMIE IS IN AND HARPER QUICKLY JUMPS TO THE OTHER SIDE AND TAGS ADAM LUCAS!? ADAM HAS BEEN WRESTLING MOST OF THE TIME THESE TWO HAVE BEEN FACING OFF AGAINST TEAM VOLTAGE!? ADAM LUCAS IS IN AND LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Adam Lucas and Jamie O’Hara circling the ring and they lock up, ADAM THROWS JAMIE OFF AND HE ROLSL BACK TO HIS FEET CHARGING ADAM AND BOTH MEN ARE LAYING INTO EACH OTHER AS THE STATE OF LOUISIANA IS LOSING THEIR SHIT RIGHT NOW! BOTH OF THESE STUDS ARE WAILING AT ONE ANOTHER AND WILL NOT STOP, FIST AFTER FIST, CUFF AFTER CUFF! JAMIE IS FINALLY STUMBLING A LITTLE…. BUT HUGE KNIFE EDGE CHOP ON ADAM’S CHEST! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! WHIPPING ADAM INTO THE ROPES, RUNNING AT HIM, IN EXCELSIS! HE HIT ADAM LUCAS AND TEAM SHOWDOWN IS ABOUT TO LOSE ANOTHER!

OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: I can’t…. I just can’t believe that he just kicked out of that!

Gavin Kirkland: ADAM LUCAS KICKED OUT AGAIN! I TOLD YOU THAT EVER SINCE HE STARTED BANGING THICCANY THIS MAN IS ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL! JAMIE O’HARA IS SHOOK! HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT BUT NOW HE PICKS UP ADAM, SLAMMING HIM ON TO THE MATS, GOING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, HE IS THERE…. WAIT HARPER LEE RUNS AND TRIPS JAMIE, HE FALLS HARD ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! ADAM DIDN’T SEE THE INTERFERENCE FROM HARPER AND IS SLOWLY GETTING UP, HE SEES JAMIE PERCHED ON TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE, CLIMBING AND GRABBING HIS HEAD…. AVALANCHE DDT! JAMIE IS DOWN!

Stew-O: If Team Showdown can eliminate Jamie O’Hara, that would be just wow! Adam is trying to recover, not making the cover, but slowly getting back to his feet, he turns and crawls to the corner, Harper is there, waiting for the tag, Adam is up, and he tags in!

Referee: TAG!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Harper Lee is in, waiting for Jamie to get up, and she grabs him from behind, NO JAMIE REVERSES AS SHE TRIED TO GO FOR THE HOUSE OF BALLOONS THAT WE SAW EARLIER IN THE MATCH! HE PICKS HER UP VISUAL IDENTITY! HARPER LEE BOUNCES OFF HER HEAD AND JAMIE GETS UP HOLDING HIS RIBS, HE POINTS AT HER AS HARPER IS DOWN AND BARELY ABLE TO STAND, WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE ANOTHER IN EXCELSIS!

(Harper gets up slowly back on her feet, Jamie runs at her, but she quickly jumps top her corner and tags in Adam Lucas who was on one knee trying to recover.)

Referee: TAG!

Gavin Kirkland: HARPER TAGS IN ADAM LUCAS AND HE ISN’T EVEN FRESH! STILL HURTING AND WHILE SHE HAS BEEN AVOIDING GETTING TOO MUCH OFFENSE ON HER, SHE HAS BEEN CONSTANTLY LEANING HEAVY ON ADAM WHO IS STANDING UP AND GLARING BULLET HOLES RIGHT AT HER!

Persephone: Cuntper, she’s such a skank.

Stew-O: Adam is back in and Jamie runs at him with another In Excelsis, BUT NO! ADAM SIDESTEPS, KICKING JAMIE IN THE MIDSECTION, LIFTING HIM FOR THE LEVEL UP, NO! A DOUBLE KICK TO THE CHEST AND JAMIE ROLLS THROUGH, HE TAGS IN CHRIS ELITE WHO RUNS IN AND ADAM TURNS RIGHT INTO THE BOX OFFICE SMASH! CHRIS ELITE DROPS FOR THE COVER!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: WHAT!? I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP! ADAM LUCAS WITH A SHOUDLER UP!

(The crowd explodes in cheers as Chris Elite wide-eyed, looks at his teammates who are also in shock. He walks over and tags in Justin Windgate who sees Adam slowly getting up, he turns ……)

Gavin Kirkland: CLASSIC ENDING BY JUSTIN WINDGATE! THIS CAN’T BE! HARPER GET IN THERE AND STOP THIS NOW! JUSTIN DROPS FOR THE COVER!!! KICK OUT ADAM…. KICK OUT!!!!!

OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Harper goes to break the count but stops and backs off…)

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

….

….

Stephie Love: ADAM LUCAS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!

(The crowd roars in boos as Gavin Kirkland lowers her head. Harper Lee stands in the corner staring at Adam who slowly rolls out of the ring and collapses exhausted to the floor as he was in there for a long time no thanks to Harper who is now alone facing three men on Voltage.)

Persephone: YES! FINALLY! THEY ELIMINATED HIM! CUNTPER IS ALL ALONE AGAINST TEAM VOLTAGE!

Stew-O: That was a lot on her doing, quick tag outs when Adam was there for a long time in the ring, taking a beating, carrying a lot of this match and now Harper is faced with three members of Team Voltage and Justin Windgate is standing there waiting as she walks to the middle of the ring!

(Adam is now getting up on his own to a tremendous cheer from the crowd. Even Jamie O’Hara is nodding in acknowledgement to Adam who returns the gesture, a sign of mutual respect as he starts to make his way toward the back.)

Gavin Kirkland: PLEASE DON’T GO ADAM! PLEASE! COME BACK! COOOOOOMMMMMEEEE BBBBAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKK!

Persephone: Stop whining, Team Voltage is in full control now and now this match is firmly in our grasp.

Gavin Kirkland: Not is Harper can do anything about it!

(Harper Lee looks over as Adam walks up the ramp toward the back, but he stops, staring back at Harper who is shaking her head, making the sign of the “L” on her forehead toward Adam, she then turns around as he walks off shaking his head….)

Stew-O : RUN IT UP BY JUSTIN WINDGATE ON HARPER LEE! NO! SHE CATCHES HIM INTO A CUTTER WHAT AN INNOVATIVE MOVE! HARPER CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE, WHAT IS SHE DOING!? DIVING SENTON BOMB ON WINDGATE AND SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!

OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: CHRIS ELITE WITH THE SAVE! HE DID SOMETHING RIGHT!

Stew-O: Harper Lee needs to work fast, she knows that there are three left, and she has to take them out one by one! Grabbing Justin Windgate, she spins him around…. FLYING CLOTHESLINE FROM CHRIS ELITE AND HE ISN’T EVEN THE LEGAL MAN IN THE RING! HARPER WAS TRYING TO END THIS QUICKLY WITH THE HOUSE OF BALLOONS BUT CHRIS BROKE IT UP! WINDGATE NOW HAS A CHANCE TO TAG! HE SLOWLY CRAWLS AS ELITE IS BACK UP REACHING OUT…

Referee: TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: NOT HIM AGAIN! HARPER IS IN TROUBLE AS CHRIS ELITE IS IN WITH HUGE FOREARMS, HE WHIPS HER INTO THE ROPES, BACK BODY DROP! HARPER LOOKS HURT! COME ON HARPER YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE!

Stew-O: HARPER IS BACK TO HER FEET, ELITE WITH THOSE EDUCATED FEET, KICK AFTER KICK, ENZINGUIRI AND HARPER STUMBLES TO THE ROPES, ELITE RUNS BACK AT HER….MAFIA KICK AND HARPER ALMOST TOOK CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD OFF WITH THAT ONE! HARPER GRABS ELITE’S LEGS, SPRINGBOARDS HIM INTO THE ROPES AND HUNG HIM NECK FIRST, BACKING INTO RAGNAROK AND HARPER NOW TURNS ELITE OVER, SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR!

Persephone: NOOOOOO!!!! JAMIE O’HARA RAN IN WITH IN EXCELSIS ON HARPER LEE TO STOP IT! COME ON TEAM VOLTAGE END THIS!

Gavin Kirkland: ADAM COME BACK! AMIR! KELTON! AYU! ANYBODY PLEASE!

(Elite slowly gets up, Harper is barely able to get to her feet….)

Stew-O: AIMIN’ FOR THE MOON! HARPER LEE IS DOWN AND ELITE TAGS JUSTIN WINDGATE!

Referee: TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: WINDGATE IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE….. X-FACTOR!!!!! ON HARPER LEE BUT HE STANDS UP AND POINTS AS THE CROWD ERUPTS AND TAGS IN JAMIE O’HARA WHO RUNS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROPES AND HARPER IS ON THE MAT BARELY MOVING!

Gavin Kirkland: I LOVE YOU JAMIE BUT DON’T DO THIS PLEASE….. DON’T DO THE….. GENKI CANNON! HE JUST HIT THE GENKI CANNON!

Persephone: JAMIE O’HARA DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER THIS HAS TO BE IT!

(The Crowd Counts with the referee…..)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(Kashmir by Led Zeppelin starts to play throughout the arena as the crowd roars. Jamie gets up and he is met in the middle by Justin Windgate and Chris Elite.)

Stephie Love: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS JAMIE O’HARA! CHRIS ELITE! JUSTIN WINDGATE! JAKE SMITH AND RYAN WILSON! TEAM VOLTAGE!!!!!!

(Harper is helped out of the ring, the camera pans to the entranceway where Adam had stopped before going to the back watching the whole thing, shaking his head before disappearing to the backstage area. The crowd cheers as the remaining survivors of Team Voltage celebrate.)

Stew-O: We saw it all here tonight, all three Teams came to fight but after Team Dynasty was eliminated early, it left Team Showdown and Team Voltage, give it to Adam Lucas and Harper Lee, they fought tooth and nail in the second half of this match, though Adam did most of the yeoman’s work and ultimate was their downfall.

Persephone: Well, let’s be honest, Dynasty sucks and Showdown sucks, there was only going to be one winner and that was Team Voltage and they proved it here tonight yet again.

Gavin Kirkland: This is definitely a hard pill to swallow, what great action, Josh humped me, I saw a rejuvenated Adam Lucas thanks to his love life, Harper is a still a queen. Amir, Ayu and Kelton came out to fight, this is devastating. But I still love Jamie!

Stew-O: ALL of these teams and the competitors brought something to this match, it was one to remember but the win tonight in the Brand Warfare goes to Team Voltage.

(Team Voltage continues to celebrate in the middle of the ring while Harper is leaning against the barricade, with a sneer on her face holding her stomach and chest, glaring into the ring as Team Voltage walks out victorious tonight.)

(Territorial Invasion fades back into Tiger Stadium where before long, the next match graphic flashes on screen to the roar of cheers from the crowd.)

(From the graphic, it then goes to Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring, with a bright smile on her face and a microphone in her hand before she begins to announce the next match.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX hits the speakers to the loud and positive reception from the crowd upon hearing the theme of one of Friday Night Dynasty’s fan favorites. It isn’t long after that Andrea Valentine makes her way out from the backstage area, stepping out with a cheerful smile on her face while walking around the stage. She points around at the Louisiana crowd in attendance tonight, rallying them up for the match to come while spreading her arms out. She’s clearly soaking it all in for a moment while she makes her way over to the center of the stage, she turns to face the ring; where her positive smile turns into a more serious and determined face, seeing the target at hand. It’s not long after that she then begins to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring, nodding her head slowly while doing so.)

Stew-O: And here comes the challenger! We all know the story that Andrea Valentine has been building since she was drafted to Friday Night Dynasty at the start of Season 15 in the EAW Draft. She understands 100% that the last time she was on this brand, it didn’t go her way, but now? She has the chance tonight to rewrite history and set things straight, that she will be someone that refuses to be overlooked, knowing the type of competitor she is and what she brings to the table. Which is what makes her so determined heading into this match.

Flannery McCoy: The last match that Andrea had on the Dynasty brand during Season 14 was, coincidentally, at Territorial Invasion for the World Heavyweight Championship. And now? This year, more determined and rejuvenated than ever, she looks to make things right and walk into battle. She is someone that has never given in despite the challenge, and any sort of doubts that people might have about her? She’s proven wrong. Which leads me to saying that I have absolutely no doubt in my head that Andrea Valentine will walk out of Territorial Invasion 2021 as your new EAW World Heavyweight Champion. 

Jake Mercer: Yasssssss gurllllllllll slayyyyyy!!!! AS SHE SHOULD! AS SHE FUCKING SHOULD! UR KWEEN! I STAN! I STAN!

(Andrea makes her way past the bottom of the ramp and steps up onto the steel steps, standing on the apron for a moment, looking out while she continues to nod her head before entering right into the ring. She then turns around and begins to scale the turnbuckles, standing on the middle rope while she spreads her arms out once again, taking the time to point around at the crowd packed into Tiger’s Stadium, blowing kisses all around before she jumps off the turnbuckles and onto the canvas. From there, she begins to make her way towards the corner; ‘Roll With Me’ fading out from there as well.)

**BOOM!**

Jake Mercer: :krabs:!!! WE’RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE!

Flannery McCoy: Is that… a tank…?

(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill blasts through the speakers of the arena to boos absolutely being raised down at the moment. Before long, the crowd looks in awe as a military tank begins to slowly drive into the arena next to the stage. It slowly drives up a ramp that has been situated to lead it up the stage. After a while, the turret of the tank begins to shoot out a beautiful array of colorful fireworks which completely lights up the arena, drowning out the crowd’s negative reaction. It isn’t long before the lid of the tank kicks open, before none other than Xander Payne makes his way out on top of the tank. The crowd once again continues their negative reception while Xander immediately raises his World Heavyweight Championship up in the air, even more fireworks shooting out from the tank. Xander then jumps off of the tank, with a confident aura surrounding him and a smirk on his face, he rests his Championship over his shoulder before making his way down the ramp and to the ring.)

Stew-O: And what an entrance by the World Heavyweight Champion! You can see the pure confidence oozing out of him heading into this bout, which is something that is absolutely not foreign to Xander Payne especially in every single one of his title defenses. He is someone that is always willing and ready to go right out of the gate, unafraid to wear his heart on his sleeve and go to war against the best, and that has paid off for him tenfold in the long run, because so far? Absolutely nobody has been able to halt his reign of terror.

Flannery McCoy: But just as always, his Championship reign is in question, but he just doesn’t see it in the slightest. Xander has always been one to downplay the abilities of his opponents, never doubting his chances whenever his title is on the line, and that lack of fear is something that has brought him a multitude of success as a result. Now it just asks itself, will Xander continue his reign full of legendary proportions after beating everyone in his way so far. Or, will something change about his luck these past few months?

Jake Mercer:

(Xander stops at the bottom of the ramp, scanning the crowd while looking at the Championship that rests on his shoulder. He then makes his way up the steel steps and onto the apron, spreading his arms out with a cocky expression on his face while he does so before entering into the ring. He then makes his way towards the center of the ring, taking his Championship and raising it in the air. He then takes a deep breath, closing his eyes while he begins to make his way towards his corner. ‘It Follows’ then fades out from there while Xander stares a hole into his opposition inside the ring, the atmosphere is tense.)

(Before long, the lights begin to dim in the arena. There are three separate spotlights that shine down at the moment, one on Xander, one on Andrea, and one on Stephie Love who looks at the hard camera with a smile on her face. She then brings her microphone up as she starts the introductions for the match.)

Stephie Love: Introducing the challenger… from Orlando, Florida… weighing in at 110 pounds… ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Andrea steps out of the corner, spreading her arms out with a smile while she smiles and takes a spin around while the crowd cheers loudly. She then makes her way back towards her corner, focusing intently on the goal at hand with her look turning back to a more determined and confident one while she begins to warm up in her corner.)

Stephie Love: And her opponent… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 253 pounds… HE IS YOUR ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAYNEKILLER… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Xander takes his World Heavyweight Championship off his shoulder, looking at it before raising it high in the air while the crowd’s reaction turns shower with absolutely deafening boos which drowns out anything else. Xander can only smirk in response to the reaction that he’s being given, taking his Championship before slinging it back over his shoulder.)

(The lights then go back to normal while the referee makes his way over, holding out his hand for the World Heavyweight Championship. Xander looks at it one more time, kissing it, before handing it to the referee who then makes his way over to show it to Andrea. Andrea looks at the title for a split second before nodding her head. The referee then stands at the center of the ring, raising the Championship high in the air to the cheers of the crowd before he hands it over to the timekeeper, before he inevitably signals for the bell from there.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here we fucking go! Xander Payne, Andrea Valentine, for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. Live in Louisiana. And let me just say right now, that you could cut this tension with a knife. Both of these competitors have been chomping at the bit and are clearly tired of expressing themselves in words in the weeks leading up to this, no, now? Now they want to tear eachother apart at the seam. Last week on the go-home show for Friday Night Dynasty, the final confrontation between Xander and Andrea ended in a huge brawl that set a precedent for the match to come tonight. And now, we find ourselves here. Who’s going to be the one to come out on top?!

Flannery McCoy: I THINK XANDER PAYNE KNOWS THE ANSWER, HE WASTES ZERO TIME RUNNING FORWARD AND LUNGING TOWARDS ANDREA! Right out of the gate Xander begins to send closed fist punches down onto the face of the challenger, backing her up into her corner and not giving her a second to breathe right now! The referee already is forced to make his way in and calm down the situation, creating distance between the two of them before this can get out of hand quickly. 

Jake Mercer: But oh no, it’s not going to be that easy to keep the diabetic away from his meal. Xander shoving the referee away before grabbing the arm of Andrea and sending her towards the opposite pair of ropes, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A CLOTHESLINE NEARLY BEHEADING HER IN THE CORNER! Xander now grabbing Andrea, looking to keep the momentum going while shoving her down into a seated position in the corner! BEFORE STEPPING BACK AND GOING FOR AN EARLY ATTEMPT AT ‘HEATWAVE!’ CANNONBALL TOWARDS THE CORNER CRUSHING THE FEMALE UNDER HIS 500 POUND FIGURE!

Stew-O: But Andrea saw it coming! Managing to grab the ropes and move away before stumbling back up to her feet! Xander collided with the corner, and you already know that had to be a hard landing for him. Xander slowly trying to help himself up at the moment while Andrea takes a moment to recollect herself, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A SHINING WIZARD IN THE CORNER! Andrea grabbing him by his head before throwing him down to the center of the ring, wasting no time beginning to scale the turnbuckles while Xander staggers up to his feet. BUT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS CAUGHT BY SURPRISE WITH ANDREA LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A HURRICANRANA!

Flannery McCoy: Both competitors realize the intensity that they need to go at in order to succeed, there is zero room for error. Xander slowly drags himself up to a knee, while Andrea makes his way over and grabs ahold of him by his head! But before she can do anything Xander immediately shoves her away! Andrea shakes her head while making her way towards him, but Xander wastes zero time sidestepping her before throwing her towards the ropes! Andrea rebounds, WHILE XANDER GOES FOR A LARIAT! But Andrea ducks under that before turning around and throwing Xander to the ropes instead with an Irish whip! But before she can do anything Xander uses the momentum to slide out of the ring and catch a breath! Ringsmarts or cowardice by the Champion? 

(Xander begins to pace around the ring, putting his hands on his hips while contemplating his decisions carefully. Meanwhile, Andrea patiently waits inside of the ring, with a look of seriousness on her face, not wavering in the slightest while the World Heavyweight Champion looks to buy himself some time. All the while, the referee has made his way over, yelling at Xander to get into the ring before he starts the count.)

Jake Mercer: It’s like he saw a Big Mac! Xander jumps onto the apron swiftly while Andrea rushes forward! BUT IT WAS ALL A TRICK, XANDER GRABS THE HEAD OF ANDREA BEFORE JUMPING OFF THE APRON AND TAKING HER OUT WITH A HOT SHOT! Andrea stumbles back, grabbing her throat trying to gasp for air. WHILE XANDER SLIDES INTO THE RING BEHIND HER AND GOES FOR A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD! But Andrea saw it coming just in time, managing to duck under it before it can connect while Xander uncontrollably falls against the apron! Xander turns around, gripping onto the top rope while he can! BEFORE ANDREA RUNS FORWARD, THIS TIME CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK TO HIS CHEST!

Stew-O: If Andrea can keep this up, we might just be seeing a new World Heavyweight Champion tonight in Louisiana! Xander bouncing off the ropes and stumbling downwards to a kneeling position, Andrea grabbing him by his head before throwing him towards the corner! Before returning the favor from the beginning of this match beginning to unload punches down onto his face! Xander trying to block as many as he can, weary but still as responsible as possible! Andrea separating herself before backing up now, Xander trying to escape from the situation he finds himself in but the challenger seems to be too quick! ANDREA GOING FOR A HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW SMASH!

Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER BRINGING UP HIS KNEES DRIVING IT INTO THE BACK OF ANDREA BEFORE IT CAN CONNECT! Andrea is taken down to the mat while Xander grabs her by her hair and drags her up, BEFORE THROWING HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! Xander realizing the situation that he’s in and quickly getting out of it before it can turn out any worse for him. Xander grabbing the arm of Andrea, this time it’s him sending her to the ropes! BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BACK ELBOW OF HIS OWN TO THE BRIDGE OF ANDREA’S NOSE DROPPING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Jake Mercer: But now look at this sign of mockery, Xander sticking his size 50 boot against the skull of Andrea, crushing her head against the canvas while he only smirks in response! The crowd is beginning to shower the World Heavyweight Champion with boos but I see that he wants them to keep it coming! Xander scraping his sole against the face of Andrea for extra measure, while he seems to be testing the referee’s patience as well. Xander grabs the head of Andrea before looking to throw her towards the ropes, but it looks like Andrea is going to fight out of it with groggy punches being thrown towards the face of Xander! Xander is taken aback for a moment while Andrea continues to approach, BUT IT’S XANDER THAT CONNECTS WITH A DISCUS ELBOW STRIKE TAKING HER DOWN TO A KNEE!

Stew-O: Andrea is stunned momentarily, BUT XANDER ISN’T GIVING HER ANY ROOM TO BREATHE EITHER, GRABBING HER BEFORE TAKING HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A HIP TOSS! Andrea attempting to sit up, BUT IT’S XANDER THAT RUNS TO THE ROPES LOOKING TO FOLLOW IT UP WITH A SLIDING DROPKICK! But in an instant Andrea manages to roll out of the way leaving nobody home for Xander! Xander slamming the mat in anger before getting up to his feet, RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A SENTON TO CRUSH ANDREA! BUT ANDREA MANAGES TO GET HER KNEES UP JUST IN TIME GIVING XANDER A HARD LANDING AS A RESULT!

Flannery McCoy: Xander in a world of hurt trying to drag himself up to his feet before Andrea can. BUT BEFORE XANDER CAN GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET ANDREA GRABS HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH AN ‘XOXO!’ THE INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER DROPS THE KNEELING CHAMPION WHILE ANDREA ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! WILL THIS BE IT?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRR-

Jake Mercer: BUT YOU CAN’T KEEP THAT MUCH WEIGHT DOWN! XANDER MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP AND KICK OUT!

Stew-O: Andrea slowly sitting up, taking a moment to shake herself off before getting herself up to her feet. The effects of this match are beginning to kick in for Xander and Andrea is setting out to make sure that it only goes downhill from here for the Champion. Xander is slowly beginning to rise while Andrea turns his attention back on him, grabbing him by his head and beginning to drag him towards the corner. Xander isn’t going down quietly though, beginning to send weakened elbow shots towards the gut of Andrea! BUT ANDREA GRABS HIM BY HIS HEAD AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT TO KEEP HIM AT BAY!

Flannery McCoy: Xander clutching onto the bottom rope and trying to drag himself towards it, but Andrea is already on the move, beginning to run to the ropes and back! BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO HIS FACE! Xander is completely lifeless against the ropes, while Andrea runs to the ropes again, GOING FOR ANOTHER! But this time Xander saw it coming, grabbing her by her head and throwing her through the middle rope! Andrea clutching onto the ropes while heaving herself back up onto the apron, taken by surprise but then again feeling the effects of it all. BUT XANDER CONNECTS WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE TO HER TEMPLE SENDING HER FLYING OFF OF THE APRON LANDING SMACK ON THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE!

Jake Mercer: Xander rolling out of the ring, grabbing the head of Andrea before heaving her up to her feet! SLAMMING HER AGAINST THE FRONT PLATING OF OUR ANNOUNCER’S TABLE! Andrea is completely stunned for a moment, WHILE XANDER MAKES SURE OF IT GRABBING AHOLD OF ANDREA BEFORE SENDING HER SPINEFIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! Surprising adrenaline being shown by the WeightWatcher while he grabs Andrea and lifts her up, THIS TIME DROPPING HER ONTO THE APRON WITH A BRUTAL SLAM! YOU CAN TELL JUST HOW SHARP THE EDGE OF THE APRON IS AND HOW MUCH PAIN ANDREA HAS TO BE IN AT THE MOMENT!

OONNEE!!

TTWWOO!!

Stew-O: And now the count has begun while Xander grabs Andrea by the hair and yanks her back down to the ringside area! Andrea is grabbing her back in pain, trying to get up, but that seems to be a struggle for her at the moment. All the while Xander seems to be absolutely dismantling our announcer’s desk at the moment, looking to go for something big while he has the chance right here. Xander grabbing Andrea by her head once again and beginning to make his way over, BEFORE SLAMMING HER AGAINST THE TABLE ONE LAST TIME! 

TTHHRREE!!

FFOOUURR!!

Flannery McCoy: Andrea clutching onto our table for dear life, but Xander is throwing her onto the table now, you can tell that he wants to finish this match off while he can and there is no better opportunity than now in his eyes. Xander climbs up, joining her on top of the announcer’s desk while bringing her up to her feet as well. Xander kicks her, doubling her over! BEFORE GOING FOR A ‘PAYNEKILLER!’ PACKAGE PILEDRIVER DRIVING HER RIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!

CRASH!

Jake Mercer: BUT ANDREA MANAGES TO RECOVER JUST IN TIME GRABBING XANDER AND SPEAR’ING HIM THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO US! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE LAID OUT! WHAT A MATCH SO FAR!

FFIIVVEE!!

SSIIXX!!

Stew-O: But both of them need to worry about the referee’s count :lupe:. Both of them are completely laid out while the crowd here in Louisiana is rallying them on. Andrea is the first one showing a sign of life here, despite taking most of the damage up to this point. Andrea clutching onto the ringmat, slowly dragging herself to the ring knowing exactly what she needs to do before her time runs out, while Xander is completely unresponsive at the moment. But it looks like he’s coming to his senses, all while Andrea is slowly bringing herself up, using the apron as a clutch to stabilize herself. 

SSEEVVEEN!!

EEIIGGHHTT!!

Flannery McCoy: Andrea rolling herself into the ring, grabbing her head in pain trying to help herself up to her feet. You can see the look of immediate alert on Xander’s face, regardless if he can or can’t lose his Championship by countout, the last thing he wants to do is let the challenger get the better of him tonight. Xander is grabbing onto the ring apron, nearly tearing it apart by the seams trying to drag himself towards it! Fighting through thick and thin to get there, seeing exactly the situation that he finds himself in. But the question is, can he make it in by the time the referee reaches the count of ten?!

NNIINNEE!!

TTEENN!!

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Jake Mercer: BUT THE FATTY MANAGES TO USE THE FOOD THAT HE HAS STORED IN HIS BODY FOR HIBERNATION TO SLIDE INTO THE RING! THIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH CONTINUES! 

Stew-O: Xander using the ropes to pull himself up to a knee, BUT ANDREA OUT OF NOWHERE WITH ‘LOVE HAZE!’ RUNNING CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER PLANTS XANDER DOWN ONTO THE GROUND FOR GOOD! ANDREA TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE FATIGUE THAT XANDER IS GOING THROUGH AT THE MOMENT TO EXECUTE HER COUP DE GRACE! PIN ATTEMPT! COULD WE BE SEEING A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT HERE?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Stew-O: BUT XANDER GETS THE SHOULDER UP! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION JUST DOESN’T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT! 

(Andrea looks up, somewhat baffled while she looks around with three fingers up. The referee shakes his head, leading Andrea to nod her head. She cracks her knuckles before grabbing the ropes and bringing herself up to her feet, looking down at Xander who seems to be sputtering at the moment, breathing heavily while he rolls onto his back. Despite that, transitioning from the look of pain on his face, Xander starts to lightly chuckle. To the partial shock of Andrea which she doesn’t show while Xander helps himself up to a kneeling position, looking at Andrea.)

Xander Payne: (Off-Mic) I… will never… fucking… die… 

Flannery McCoy: Bold words from the World Heavyweight Champion, but I don’t think Andrea is going to take that statement so kindly. ANDREA GOING FOR AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE FACE OF XANDER! But before that can happen Xander manages to duck under it, seemingly getting a second wind! BEFORE LOCKING IN A STF! 

Jake Mercer: Andrea clutching onto the canvas while screaming in pain, not expecting Xander to respond so quickly, but it seems like a rush of adrenaline hit him! Andrea is slowly making her way towards the ropes while Xander keeps all of his weight down on her in an attempt to keep her in place for the time being! But no matter what, just like Xander, Andrea isn’t going to go down so easily, she’s going to keep fighting until she’s unable to! We know she’s going to tap, but will it be long before she begins to fade! Andrea’s motions are starting to slow while Xander pulls back on her head while keeping the STF locked in! Will Andrea be able to reach the ropes before the Champion gets the better of her?!

Stew-O: WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENS! ANDREA CLUTCHES ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE WHILE THE REFEREE INTERVENES AND FORCES XANDER TO RELEASE THE HOLD! 

Flannery McCoy: Xander shoving away and getting right back up, having all the time in the world while the hold was locked in to catch his breath, and now he’s on the hunt. Xander grabbing Andrea by the head and bringing her up to her feet, before pushing her against the ropes and sending her towards the opposite pair with an Irish whip! But it’s Andrea that manages to hold on just in time, gripping onto the top rope before she can rebound and leaning against it using it as a crutch! BUT XANDER ISN’T HAVING IT RUNNING FORWARD AND SENDING A KNEE STRIKE TO HER GUT! 

Jake Mercer: Free Willy got his instincts from free fast food giveaways and now he’s putting them to use! Xander grabbing Andrea and beginning to drag her away from the ropes, BEFORE TAKING HER HEAD AND SLAMMING IT AGAINST THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Andrea clearly hurt, but drives an elbow into the chest of Xander forcing him to let go of his grip on her! Andrea falling against the corner while Xander wastes zero time running towards her, but before anything can happen it’s Andrea that manages to send a kick towards his face! Andrea climbs up to the top rope now while Xander stumbles back, a bit shaken up. ANDREA LEAPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR A MISSILE DROPKICK! LOOKING TO TAKE XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND RIGHT HERE! 

Stew-O: BUT IT’S XANDER IN MID-AIR THAT MANAGES TO GRAB HER AND SLAM HER DOWN TO THE MAT INTO A SITOUT SPINEBUSTER! Xander plopping down onto the mat in exhaustion, taking a few deep breaths while Andrea is down as well. Both of them are slowly beginning to rise up to their feet, clearly fatigued and trying to fight through all the pain and agony that this match has given them at the moment. ANDREA IS UP! SPINNING AROUND AND GOING FOR A OUT OF NOWHERE HEEL KICK TO THE SIDE OF XANDER’S FACE!

Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER CONNECTS WITH ‘OVERDOSE!’ DISCUS PALM STRIKE TO THE NOSE OF ANDREA NEARLY KNOCKS HER OUT COLD! AND YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD BEGINNING TO POUR FROM THE NOSE OF ANDREA AS A RESULT! 

Jake Mercer: BUT WHAT THE HELL?! ANDREA MANAGING TO FIGHT THROUGH ALL THE PAIN AND PRESS HER BOOT AGAINST THE FACE OF XANDER WITH A RUSH OF ADRENALINE BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ‘XOXO!’ AN ATTEMPT AT A SECOND INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER TO TAKE THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OFF GUARD AND KNOCK HIM DOWN!

Stew-O: BUT XANDER COUNTERS THAT WITH ‘LAST SEDATION!’ THE POP-UP POWERBOMB DRILLS ANDREA VALENTINE DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS! XANDER MANAGING TO CATCH UP WITH ANDREA AND TAKE HER OUT EVEN WHEN SHE WAS PUTTING UP A FIGHT! XANDER DROPPING DOWN AND HOOKING THE LEG! GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT! WILL THIS BE ENOUGH TO KEEP THE CHALLENGER DOWN FOR THE COUNT?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDREA MANAGES TO KICK OUT! THIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH CONTINUES! WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE TWO COMPETITORS ON TONIGHT?!

(Xander is completely perplexed, not expecting the kick out from Andrea while he looks around in confusion. The crowd is clearly coming unhinged at the moment for the former EAW World Champion while Xander shakes his head and tugs his hair in frustration. He swipes loose strands of hair from his face before beginning to recover, all while Andrea is beginning to gain her bearings in the process.)

Xander Payne: (Off-Mic) Get up… GET THE FUCK UP!

Jake Mercer: Well look who hasn’t eaten yet, it seems like Xander has completely snapped at the moment. Andrea is once again grabbing her spine, having taken most of the damage so far. Andrea gripping onto the ropes while Xander looks like he’s absolutely seething waiting for her. Xander has seemed to have enough, if there’s one thing he didn’t expect, he didn’t expect Andrea to be able to will herself onwards in this World Heavyweight Championship match; but if we know something for certain, she warned him. Andrea stumbles right back up to her feet, falling unknowingly into the arms of the World Heavyweight Champion as he sets her up!

Stew-O: XANDER THROWING ANDREA TOWARDS THE ROPES AND POPPING HER UP INTO THE AIR! GOING FOR ONE MORE ATTEMPT AT ‘LAST SEDATION!’ THE POP-UP POWERBOMB TO BE THE DECIDING FACTOR OF THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE! WILL THE XANDER BE ABLE TO CONNECT WITH THIS?!

Flannery McCoy: WAIT! WAIT! SHADES OF TWO WEEKS AGO! ANDREA TURNING HERSELF AROUND ON THE SHOULDERS OF XANDER BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN ONTO HIS HEAD WITH ‘ATOMIC BLONDE!’ THE POISON RANA COUNTER COMPLETELY SPIKES XANDER’S HEAD DOWN ONTO THE GROUND JUST LIKE LAST TIME! ANDREA MANAGED TO GET A SECOND WIN AND EXECUTE HER ATTACK SEAMLESSLY! ANDREA CRAWLING FORWARD! LOOKING TO GO FOR A PIN ATTEMPT ON XANDER! NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

(Andrea reaches out her arm to throw it over Xander, but in an instant, Xander rolls out of the ring and drops off the apron, tumbling down to ringside. The crowd is booing and jeering while Andrea looks in complete shock, her hand still reaching out like Xander is still there.)

Jake Mercer: Xander having some smarts at the moment and retreating knowing when the situation was dire for him and his title was in jeopardy. But it looks like that hasn’t made Andrea the happiest person right now, immediately rolling out of the ring and grabbing hold of Xander by his head. BEFORE THROWING HIM INTO THE BARRICADE BACK FIRST! You can see the fire in Andrea’s eyes, she’s unhappy, but she knows regardless, she has Xander right where she wants him. Xander gives a cry of pain while Andrea grabs him and rolls him back into the ring before jumping up onto the apron and entering in herself, she seems to be making her way up to the top rope. Setting up for something while Xander staggers up to his feet! 

Stew-O: ANDREA LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOING FOR ‘V-DAY!’ DIVING SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON TO TAKE XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND FOR GOOD AND FINISH OFF THIS MATCH!

Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S XANDER THAT MANAGES TO SIDESTEP IT AND CATCH HER WITH A BACKBREAKER OVER HIS KNEE! Andrea shoots up into the air before tumbling down while Xander collapses down to the ground like a disheveled mess. Both of them have laid it all on the line at this point, and have been through the wringer all throughout this match to prove it. But in the end, only one of them can come out on top, and it’s becoming murky to me who that person might just be :lupe:.

Jake Mercer: The last thing that Xander wants to do is lose the World Heavyweight Championship, if he had the choice, then he would be Champion forever. But at the same time, Andrea has walked into this Season better than ever and is looking to redeem herself from her shortcomings last year on the Dynasty brand. Both of them are fighting for so much, and it’s hard to tell who’s going to be the one to come out on top through all the smoke and ashes. But both of them are slowly beginning to rise now, unbelievably. They’re staring a hole into one another, they’re looking to kill right now and I’m sure they’re more anxious than ever to make sure this match finishes off in their respective favor. 

Stew-O: And both of them are beginning to tee off right now on one another, trading punches to absolutely no end at the moment! Xander strikes Andrea right against her face! Andrea stumbles back, but returns the favor to Xander! Xander! Andrea! Xander! Andrea! Xander! Andrea! BUT FINALLY XANDER HALTS THE ATTACK GRABBING ANDREA BY HER HEAD AND SENDS A KNEE TOWARDS HER ABDOMEN DROPPING HER DOWN TO A KNEE!

Flannery McCoy: Andrea forced to drop down, trying to keep her balance for as much as she can. Xander making his way over with a genuinely pissed off look on his face, BUT ANDREA USES ALL HER POWER TO TACKLE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE BEGINNING TO UNLOAD WITH RAPID FIRE PUNCHES TOWARDS HIS FACE! Andrea is not giving in and is bringing a fight that Xander is just going to have to fend off for the time being seeing as she is off and running like she just got a shot of adrenaline stabbed right into her!

Jake Mercer: Xander shoving away, knowing what’s better for him and once again rolling out of the ring in retreat. That attack definitely woke him up, while Andrea is right back up to her feet yelling at Xander to get his fat ass back in the ring! Xander falls against the barricade, trying to compose himself and catch his breath while he can. BUT ANDREA ISN’T WAITING FOR HIM! RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK BEFORE FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES AND TAKING XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG SUICIDE DIVE!

Stew-O: Xander is taken aback, falling against the ropes before Andrea grabs him by his head and immediately rolls him back into the ring! Andrea jumping up onto the apron and climbing up to the top rope while Xander is slowly staggering himself up to his feet, ANDREA LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A CROSSBODY! Andrea grabbing him right as she gets back up wasting zero time before running to the ropes and back, SPRINGING OFF THE ROPES AND GOING FOR A SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD OF XANDER!!

Flannery McCoy: But it’s Xander that managed to duck his head under the leg of Andrea! Andrea rolling down to the ground and back up to her feet before she turns around, AND IS TURNED INSIDE OUT BY A BRUTAL LARIAT BY XANDER PAYNE! BUT WAIT! Andrea manages to duck under that before turning around, AND GOING FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD OF XANDER! But Xander ducks under that one! GRABBING ANDREA AND PULLING HER IN BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN TO THE MAT IN THE ‘DAWNBREAKER!’ THE SAITO SUPLEX DROPS THE CHALLENGER DOWN ON THE BACK OF HER NECK WITH A THUD!

Jake Mercer: Despite the big move from Xander connecting, he’s not going for the pin attempt. He knows better than to waste an opportunity to get the upper hand on a move that he bet 100% is not going to be enough to keep Andrea Valentine down on the ground. Xander is back up to his feet, grabbing Andrea by her head and looking at her with a look of sheer disappointment while he heaves her up! Xander throws him to the ropes! I think we know what he’s going for right here! ‘LAST SEDATION!’

Stew-O: BUT ANDREA USES THE MOMENTUM TO DUCK UNDER AND GRAB XANDER! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF THE CHALLENGER TO LIFT THE 250 POUND BIG MAN OFF THE GROUND AND TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A POWERFUL GERMAN SUPLEX! Xander in a world of hurt at the moment, grabbing the back of his neck in agony while he tries to drag himself back up to his feet. BUT IT’S ANDREA THAT LEAPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF XANDER COMPLETELY TAKING THE AIR OUT OF HIS BODY!

Flannery McCoy: Andrea now beginning to make her way up to the top rope, perched on the top turnbuckle and positioning herself ready to fly! But before she can do anything it’s Xander that slowly drags himself forward with as much strength as he has in his body and clutches onto the leg of Andrea! Andrea, trying to shake him off, is shocked that Xander could even muster out the strength to pull through in this circumstance, but even then, we should learn by now to not be surprised whatever the hell happens in this already superb match. 

Jake Mercer: Andrea nearly losing her balance, forced to drop down to a seated position while Xander clutches the ropes trying to get himself back up to his feet, before beginning to join Andrea on the top rope! Andrea tries to throw punches to get Xander away from her, but he’s not going quietly throwing some punches of his own! Both of them are absolutely going at it on the top rope, not giving an inch in this bout so far! 

Stew-O: BUT XANDER STOPS IT, GRABBING ANDREA BY THE HEAD AND CRACKING HIS SKULL AGAINST HERS WITH A BRUTAL HEADBUTT! Andrea is completely dazed, giving Xander the perfect opportunity to begin to set her up for something huge in such a precarious position like the top rope! XANDER GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE CANVAS!

Flannery McCoy: BUT BEFORE THAT CAN HAPPEN ANDREA TAKES XANDER BY SURPRISE AND CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT OF HER OWN! Andrea shoves Xander off the top rope, BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CRUSHING HIM WITH ‘MAGIC HOUR!’ A BEAUTIFUL ROUNDING MOONSAULT COMPLETELY TAKES XANDER DOWN AND GETS ANDREA THE ADVANTAGE ONCE AGAIN IN THIS MATCHUP!

Jake Mercer: Andrea is not done with the onslaught though, grabbing Xander by his head before stepping backwards while he’s in a kneeling position! GOING FOR ‘VALENTINE’S MASSACRE!’ THE HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS DRIVER SPIKES XANDER’S HEAD DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Stew-O: BUT XANDER DUCKS UNDER THE MANEUVER AND GETS UP, SPINING AROUND CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER ‘OVERDOSE’ THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE TO THE NOSE OF THE ALREADY BLOODIED ANDREA DROPS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WHILE XANDER GETS HIMSELF BACK ON TOP OF THIS MATCH!

(Xander drops down to a knee at the center of the ring, with Andrea completely laid out on the ground, he takes a moment to recuperate and catch his breath. He scrunches his face for a moment, shaking his head in frustration, baffled on how to keep Andrea down for long. For the first time in the match, he looks around at the crowd at the absolutely negative reception that they’ve maintained throughout the night, before something catches Xander’s eye…)

Xander Payne: (Off-Mic) BRING DOWN THE TANK!

Crowd: :krabs:!!!

(In an instant, the tank that was parked on the stage for Xander’s entrance tonight begins to roar to life. It slowly begins to drive down the ramp while Xander looks with mischievous eyes, nodding his head while slowly heaving himself back up to his feet. He leans against the ropes, before the referee makes his way over and holds him back.)

Referee: (Off-Mic) IF YOU SHOOT HER YOU’LL BE… uh… DISQUALIFIED!

Xander Payne: (Off-Mic) :russwtf: 

(Xander shoves the referee away while the tank comes to a complete halt at ringside. He then leaves to get onto the apron before jumping up onto the tank. Fighting through weariness and pain, he slowly begins to make his way onto the top of the tank, positioning himself while turning around and facing Andrea.)

Flannery McCoy: XANDER IS ABOUT TO LEAP OFF THE TOP OF THE TANK! XANDER ABOUT TO FLY! GOING FOR A FROG SPLASH TO CRUSH ANDREA AND COMPLETELY TAKE HER OUT FOR GOOD IN THIS MATCHUP!

Jake Mercer: NOT TODAY! Andrea manages to take a leap of faith and grab hold of the leg of Xander before he can take flight! Xander trying to kick her away, BUT IT’S ANDREA THAT MANAGES TO SWEEP THE LEG FORCING XANDER TO LAND BACK FIRST AGAINST THE COLD HARD STEEL OF THE TANK EXTERIOR! The referee is completely confused, I don’t think he even knows what to do in a situation like this, and I don’t blame him!

Stew-O: Both of them are completely teeing off on one another now relentlessly, continuing to push through and persevere through all the hardships of this match! Andrea has managed to get equal ground with Xander and join him at the top of the tank, while both of them are trading punches, trying to get the upper hand while they have the chance! ANDREA MANAGING TO LEAP UP AND CONNECT WITH A KNEE TO HIS SKULL TO SEND XANDER STUMBLING BACK! Andrea grabbing hold of Xander, SHE’S ABOUT TO THROW HIM OFF THE TANK!

Flannery McCoy: But Xander isn’t going down quietly! He’s beginning to send elbow shot after elbow shot towards the abdomen of Andrea trying to force her to let go of the grip that she has on him! Andrea is forced to let go and retreat backwards while Xander groggily drops down to a knee. Andrea shaking her head and making her way forward, Xander attempting to send a gut kick to the abdomen of Andrea! But Andrea manages to grab the leg, BEFORE PUSHING IT DOWN AND SENDING A KNEE TO THE FACE OF XANDER! This once again sends Xander back, BEFORE ANDREA RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A HURRICANRANA TO LAUNCH XANDER OFF THE TANK!

Jake Mercer: BUT XANDER! XANDER KEEPS ANDREA UP AND SLAMS HER DOWN ON THE HOOD OF THE TANK WITH A POWERBOMB! ANDREA HAS TO BE DEAD RIGHT NOW! XANDER HAS THIS MATCH RIGHT AT THE PALM OF HIS HAND! WILL HE BE ABLE TO CAPITALIZE BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE?!

(Xander collapses down to a knee, clutching at his chest for a moment while he collects himself. Meanwhile Andrea is completely unresponsive on the hood of the tank, before slowly tumbling off of it and landing down onto the canvas with a sickening thud. The crowd can’t even give their reaction at the moment, they’re in total disbelief. Xander manages to get back up, clutching onto the turret of the tank while slowly dragging himself on it, like a catwalk, balancing himself while he slowly rises to his feet. Xander’s legs shake under such a narrow balance beam, but somehow he manages to keep himself upwards while Andrea begins to show signs of life. Xander takes a deep breath before positioning himself…)

Stew-O: CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE TOP OF THE TANK AND DOWNWARDS ONTO ANDREA! ANDREA IS ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED WHILE XANDER WASTES ZERO TIME ROLLING HER ONTO HER BACK! I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HE WAS CAPABLE OF DOING THAT, BUT XANDER JUST TOOK OUR BREATH AWAY TONIGHT! XANDER HOOKING THE LEG AND GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! WILL XANDER PAYNE WALK OUT OF LOUISIANA STILL YOUR EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘It Follows’ blasts through the speakers to the crowd absolutely erupting into an explosion of boos, showering Xander Payne in negativity while he lays completely limp over the bloodied Andrea Valentine. The referee makes his way over, clutching the World Heavyweight Championship while checking on Xander, who slowly begins to show signs of life, rolling off the body of Andrea and plopping down to the canvas. Slowly but surely, his eyes begin to flicker, and as soon as he catches the glance of his World Heavyweight Championship, he swiftly heaves himself up to a seated position and snatches the title in his grasp. He clutches it closely, nodding his head before he begins to pull himself up onto his feet. The crowd is completely showering him in negativity, but Xander doesn’t care, he simply worsens it by raising his title high in the air while leaning against the ropes, looking up to it with a practically maniacal smile on his face while he continues his celebration from there.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… AND STILL YOUR ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!! XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: All I can say? Is wow… what a match that we’ve been able to witness tonight in Louisiana. It’s clear both Xander and Andrea had a point to prove tonight and were going to go to all lengths to make sure that it happened. Both of them laid it all on the line, and there’s zero doubt in my mind that win or loss, they should be proud of the effort that they put out in this matchup. 

Jake Mercer: Andrea had a hell of a valiant effort, you could tell how determined she was to get the victory before the bell even rang. She put up a fight against someone who, admittingly, was one tough cookie to keep down, metaphorically and physically of course. But even when the naysayers continued to wag the finger, Andrea gave it her all in the end. Andrea continues to prove just how much of an asset she is to the Friday Night Dynasty roster, and even through defeat, you can imagine just how many doors she’s opened for herself this Season after this matchup for the ages. 

Stew-O: And that was reflected in everything that Xander did in this matchup. He cherishes his World Championship and has proven time after time again that he’s not going to stay down and let someone take that away from him. Even though he came out with the victory, the level of desperation that he had to go to in order to get that victory, shows that he actually believed that his title reign was in jeopardy for the first time ever in the months that he’s held his title… but that doesn’t take away from the fact that Xander was the one that came out on top in the end, cementing himself as a World Champion to remember and the face of Dynasty.

Flannery McCoy: What a spectacle, this match was amazing and I feel nobody was let down in the end, not even the competitors. It only beckons the question, ever since Reckless Wiring Xander Payne has beat the best of the best in order to keep his title. If so many people have failed, then who will be the one to do it? I feel, in my honest opinion, it’s something that we’ll find out in due time. Congratulations to Xander on his successful title defense! 

(Xander is then seen exiting out onto the apron, jumping onto the tank that he used to secure the victory, before slowly making his way up it. He slowly begins to rise on top of the tank, gripping his World Heavyweight Championship in hand, before once again raising it into the air to the thunderous boos from the crowd in response. He simply shakes his head before sitting down on top of the tank, completely exasperated while he slings his title over his shoulder. It’s the last shot seen of the World Heavyweight Champion in the camera frame before Territorial Invasion from there, fades out to elsewhere.)

(A graphic for the next match is shown on the screen)

(The camera dissolves back to an overview of Tiger Stadium before once more dissolving to a shot of Gina Romano standing firm in the middle of the ring with a microphone in hand)

Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!

Gina Romano: AND IT IS FOR, THE EAW ANSWERS WOOOOOORRRRRLLLLDDD CCCCHHHHAAAMMMPPPIIIOOONNNSSSSHHHHHIIIIPPPPP!!!!!

(‘King’s Dead’ by Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, Future, James Blake plays and immediately Tiger Stadium rises to their feet in applause. Slowly, Limmy Monaghan emerges onto the stage, with a sly look on his face he dons a familiar looking duster jacket. On one side, black and blue and on the other, red and white. As he enjoys the stage alone for a second, Walter Bivens steps out soon after, his right arm still set in the sling. The pair eventually make their way down to the ring)

Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER!!! FROM BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA, WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR POUNDS! HE IS THE MONARCH, THE CROWNED HEAD…LLLLLLIIIIIIMMMMMMYYYYYYY MMMMOOOOONNNAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: A duster that mirrors the iconic ones worned by Mr. DEDEDE perhaps a small attempt to bury beneath the skin of his opponent here tonight. Yet the colours of red and black on one side and red and white on the other reflect two major milestones in the career of Limmy Monaghan’s past. He arrives here tonight on the verge of realising a long held desire to become a World Champion but will have to overcome the most impressive and dominant World Champion of the last number of years, Kassidy Heart.

Eve: I don’t think provoking the Champion is a great idea at all. The man walking beside him is a perfect example of why. Walter Bivens suffered a torn rotator cuff after Kassidy Heart locked him in her submission ‘Thank U, Next’ a month ago. And antagonizing the Champ even saw Limmy himself being trapped in that same hold and even passing out!

Gavin Kirkland: Oh please, that COWARDLY attack on Limmy and even more cowardly assault on Walter don’t compare to walking into a match like this. All it’s going to do is upset Kassidy Heart more and all it’s going to do is throw her off her game especially when she knows she can’t strike Walter at ringside otherwise she’ll lose the title!

(As Limmy settles in the far corner of the ring, ‘Monster’ by Kanye West booms through the stadium’s PA system as the crowd’s favourable cheers for Limmy turn into overwhelming jeers for Kassidy. A sea of golden lights bathe Tiger Stadium before pointing all towards the stage. A single figure emerges from it, revealing themselves to be none other than the Answers World Champion herself, Kassidy Heart. She soaks in the near vitriolic response from the crowd as she makes her way to the ring)

Gina Romano: AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT!!! FROM SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA! WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY EIGHT AND A HALF POUNDS!! SHE IS THE CROWN JEWEL, THE MAULER, THE KING…AND THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!! KKKKAAAAAASSSSSSIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDYYYYYYY HHHHHHEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Deadprez: There isn’t a lie told when we say that Kassidy Heart is the most impressive and dominant World Champion that this company has seen in recent times. The names she has defeated since becoming the Answers World Champion has been impressive but that’s second to how undeniably great her performances have been. She’s multi-faceted, can beat anyone in a multitude of ways. One could argue there’s very little weakness in the game of Kassidy Heart.

Eve: Or maybe there is. Maybe Gavin is a little right–

Gavin Kirkland: THANK YOU!!!!!

Eve: No, what I mean is that despite what Limmy and Walter have both endured, they found a way to dig themselves beneath the skin of the Champion. They’ve found a way to upset her, to force her to lose focus. Whether those attacks or actions were right or wrong are almost irrelevant. We saw last week before that wild Stadium Stampede brawl that Limmy Monaghan knows full well what makes Kassidy Heart tick. He knows that he can push her to an extreme that we haven’t since in a long, long time completely, only glimpses of it. And whether or not that bites him in return remains to be seen, but it might just be his way of pulling off an unthinkable victory here tonight at Territorial Invasion.

(‘Monster’ begins to die down as the crowd gets rowdy. The referee hoists the Answers World Championship up into the air and shows it to the crowd before handing it to Gina at ringside. The official checks both competitors and calls for the bell to start the match)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Deapdrez: AND WE ARE UNDERWAY! The most important prize on the Showdown brand is on the line, the dominant Champion who has conquered plenty and even the best once again puts it all on the line, this time against one of the most hungry and determined stars of the future in Limmy Monaghan. Finally, after weeks of anticipation, we’ve arrived at the deciding moment!

Eve: The sheer focus of both competitors is undeniable. The importance of the Answers World Championship to both of them makes this match arguably their biggest. For Limmy, it absolutely is the biggest match of his career and one that he feels he can’t waste and for Kassidy, no matter how confident someone may be, every Champion fights as if it’s their last day on earth with that title. 

Gavin Kirkland: And if I had it my way, it would certainly be her last day as Champion!!! :blessed: !!!!

(Both Limmy and Kassidy remain settled in their corners, their eyes refusing to veer off from the other)

Deadprez: The challenger is stepping into unknown territory. For the first time he has this immense weight of expectation placed on his shoulders, where he must thrive, where he must give it his absolute all otherwise it’s going to be over in an instant. And against an opponent the caliber of Kassidy Heart of all people, who has been in these pressure situations previously and overcame them repeatedly, it’s an uphill battle for Monaghan to climb if he wants to walk out of Tiger Stadium with all those ambitions he holds fulfilled.

Eve: But ever since Midsummer Massacre, we’ve seen Monaghan refuse to back down. Even when things turned against him, even when the Champion responded and made him pass out on the stage, he’s refused to back down and refused to be any less confident. 

Gavin Kirkland: Damn straight he hasn’t backed down! Why would he back down?! Kassidy might be a dominant Champion, she might be one of the most dangerous personalities in this industry but that’s not because of any other reason than her being batshit crazy and belonging in a padded room than on Showdown parading as a Champion!

(Slowly, the two competitors begin to circle the ring. Slowly, methodically, both watch with eager eyes to see who will be the first to take a step towards the middle of the ring)

Deadprez: You know for sure Kassidy is thinking back to Pain For Pride, being in a similar situation with an opponent who was zeroed in the way that Limmy is here tonight. The slow progression from the ringing of the bell right to the beginning of the action, she found herself being outwrestled in the opening moments, tonight I’m sure she’ll look to flip the script.

Gavin Kirkland: You’re certainly right Deadprez and Kassidy picks up the pace almost immediately and it’s putting Limmy on the backfoot! Even so slightly, the sudden change of pace allows Kassidy to close the distance! Limmy steps towards Kassidy looking for a collar and elbow tie up, but Kassidy drops to a knee and floats behind…Limmy fires away with a stray elbow shot but it misses and Kassidy sweeps the legs, sending Monaghan down to the canvas with a drop toe hold! 

Eve: Kassidy doesn’t waste any time sliding into a side headlock…But Limmy swiftly slips out of it before the Champ can cinch it in– 

Deadprez: LIMMY SLIDES FORWARD WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! AND IT CONNECTS! KASSIDYS DROPS BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS BUT LIMMY ISN’T GOING TO LET PRECIOUS SECONDS SLIP ON BY! HE PULLS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION BACK TO HER FEET– BUT KASSIDY CUTS HIM OFF WITH A FOREARM TO THE JAW!

Eve: And Limmy isn’t going to hesitate, he dishes out a forearm of his own! And it rocks the Champion who staggers back slightly but it provides Monaghan with a second chance to smash the forearm back into the face of his opponent! He follows it up immediately with a third and a fourth! 

Deadprez: BUT NOT A FIFTH! INSTEAD THE CHAMPION TAKES THE ARM AND TAKES MONAGHAN DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Limmy looks to reach the ropes to force a break but Kass is more than aware of the matter and proceeds to use her boot to roll Monaghan away back towards the center of the ring! 

Gavin Kirkland: COME ON LIMMY! COME ON! Limmy tries to fight back to a vertical base only for Kassidy to drop the elbow across the back of the head. It kills the momentum of the challenger as Kass bends the arm before stomping right down on the elbow!

Gavin Kirkland: :damn: I hate this woman so much!!!

Deadprez: Not only you, Gavin but Walter at ringside doesn’t seem exactly full of life and positivity right now as Limmy Monaghan is being picked apart by Kassidy Heart in the early, opening moments of this match. And I don’t think he’s going to feel any better as Kassidy wastes such little time, so little wasted energy in the performance of the Answers World Champion as she begins to take the right leg of Monaghan…might be looking for the XoXo Kass!!

Eve: NO! MONAGHAN ROLLS THE CHAMPION UP INTO A SMALL PACKAGE! SMALL PACKAGE! COULD THIS QUICKLY, SUDDENLY AND INCREDIBLY END THE CHAMPION’S REIGN?!?

Ref: OOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: YES! THAT’S ALL WE NEED TO HEAR! A COUNT OF ONE IS ENOUGH!!! :blessed: !!!!!!!

Deadprez: Of course the Champion quickly powers out barley at a count of one much to our broadcast colleague’s dismay.

Gavin Kirkland: :will:

Eve: Neither competitor remains down on the canvas for too long. They both shoot back to their feet, immediately racing towards each other center of the ring– BUT IT’S MONAGHAN WHOSE QUICKER OF THE TWO AND DROPS THE CHAMPION BACK DOWN WITH  A WICKED BICYCLE KICK STRAIGHT TO THE CHEST!! SHEESH, THAT MIGHT HAVE JUST CRUSHED KASSIDY’S HEART!

Gavin Kirkland: Ha…I saw what you did there.

Deadprez: But Monaghan can’t capitalise on it! He drops back down to a knee, trying to make the most of the opportunity he has to collect his breath. This is of course a new world for the challenger as already mentioned. The lengths challengers are expected to go if they desire to become a Champion are discovered here and now in moments like this. And the challenger recognising that the pace has slowed and he’s seizing one of the rare chances he’ll have tonight to think through his next steps.

Eve: I don’t think it’s going to do him much good to have Walter Bivens barking orders at ringside! He might think so but that’s got to be a distraction!

Gavin Kirkland: PFFT, the only person who needs to concern themselves about little ol Walt is Kassidy! The moment this lunatic starts seeing red he might end up getting hit! And we all know what happens when Kassidy hits Walter…

Deadprez: For the time being however, Monaghan jumps back onto the ball, back onto the offensive however the kick wasn’t enough to completely keep the Champion down and Monaghan may have wasted too many seconds! Kassidy responds with a stiff punch to the stomach and it does manage to stun The Monarch! But Limmy simply attempts to shrug it off and instead returns with a European Uppercut! And THAT might have done some decent damage as Kassidy stumbles back into the corner!

Eve: Maintaining offense is what’s important for Monaghan right now, he’s seen how quickly the Champion can recover and he wastes no time in whipping her across to the other side of the ring! Kass’ body crashes into the turnbuckles at force, completely shaking the ring! NOT MUCH TIME TO RECOVER AS MONAGHAN COMES SOARING IN WITH A HESITATION DROPKICK!!! WITH GREAT ELEVATION THAT BOTH BOOTS GET SENT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION!!! MONAGHAN ROLLS KASSIDY AWAY FROM THE CORNER AND STRAIGHT INTO ANOTHER PIN!

Ref: OOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Deadprez: But again the Champion kicks out! To the surprise of none, we’ve seen her, whether as The King or The Mauler, take incredible punishment and offensive firepower from some of the very best and throw it all right back in their face. The challenger might have all the ascendancy in this matchup at this point, but it’s going to require plenty, plenty more to keep Kassidy Heart down for good!

Eve: And more offense is what Monaghan has in mind! He drags Kassidy back to her feet and scoops her up into his arms before connecting with the Sideslam Backbreaker! The spine of Kassidy Heart being bent over the knee of the challenger but he holds it for a second longer and then drops the elbow across the throat of his opponent! Monaghan holds the position for a nonchalant pin!!

Ref: OOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Deadprez: THAT’S GOING TO COST MONAGHAN AS KASSIDY TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF LIMMY’S CARELESSNESS AND ARROGANCE! SHE ROLLS HIM OVER FOR A PIN OF HER OWN!!!

Ref: OOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: OH THANK LAWD LIMMY POWERED OUT! 

Deadprez: SUDDENLY THE MOMENT SWINGS AS BOTH COMPETITORS RACE TO THEIR FEET, KASSIDY STAGGERING BUT LIMMY PERHAPS A LITTLE TOO DESPERATE TO MAINTAIN HIS OFFENSE! HE SWINGS WILDLY FOR A LARIAT ONLY FOR KASS TO DUCK BENEATH IT! THE CHAMPION MAY NOT LOOK ALL TOO FLASH RIGHT NOW, STILL RECOVERING FROM A DECENT BEATING, BUT SHE’S GOT ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL MIXED WITH EXPERIENCE TO HANDLE THIS SITUATION BETTER! LIMMY TURNS BUT HE’S MET WITH A HEADBUT BY THE CHAMP! STRAIGHT TO THE JAW AND IT STUNS MONAGHAN COMPLETELY!

Eve: HE’S OUT ON HIS FEET AND KASS DOESN’T HESITATE IN CONNECTING WITH A THRUSTING SIDE KICK TO THE LOWER LEG! IT DROPS LIMMY TO A KNEE BUT NO MORE THAN HALF A SECOND LATER A SECOND THRUSTING SIDE KICK CONNECTS FLUSH ON THE JAW AND THIS TIME MONAGHAN COMPLETELY COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE CANVAS!

Gavin Kirkland: This is just undeniable proof of conditioning. How Champions can turn the tide of a contest within a second and with so few moves made. Perfect execution, precise kicks. Knowing full well she didn’t have the power and execution in the moment to hoist Limmy up or make it a test of strength, rather utilising her own speed and agility to cut Monaghan down!

Eve: And Walter isn’t pleased at all at ringside! He’s slamming his hands on the canvas trying to encourage Limmy to get back into the fight but quite frankly it doesn’t seem he has the capacity to be able to do so right at this moment! Monaghan trying to get back to his feet but Kassidy is there to take control of both legs. She flips the challenger onto his back and once again takes control of that right leg from earlier, she might just be looking for XoXo Kass!! 

Deadprez: Only this time she inverts it! Monaghan trying to reach up to connect with a stiff punch but Kassidy instead drops back down on top and drives the elbow down across the jaw to put an end to it! Kassidy once again inverts the leg and this time sets up for an inverted figure four leglock!! SHE SPINS AND DROPS TO THE CANVAS, LOCKING THE ‘XOXO KASS PART II’ SUBMISSION MANEUVER IN!!! AND LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS ALMOST NOWHERE TO GO IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!

Eve: LIMMY IMMEDIATELY BEGINS TO SCRATCH AND CLAW ON THE CANVAS, ALMOST RIPPING THE VERY FIBERS OUT OF THE RINGMAT AS HE TRIES TO GET TOWARDS THE BOTTOM ROPES! BUT THE DISASTER OF THIS SITUATION IS THE ENTIRE BODY WEIGHT OF KASSIDY HEART IS ON THE LEGS AND THE LEGS ARE LOCKED SO TIGHT THAT IT’S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BREAK!

Gavin Kirkland: SUCH A DIFFICULT SUBMISSION TO BREAK FREE FROM AND A MASTER OF IT LIKE KASSIDY IS GOING TO MAKE THIS ONE OF THE MOST PIVOTAL DO OR DIE MOMENTS OF THE YOUNG CAREER OF LIMMY MONAGHAN! WALTER’S PUSHING THE ROPES TOWARDS MONAGHAN JUST TO HELP HIM EVEN BY A LITTLE–

Ref: :francis:

Walter Bivens: :lupe: !!!!

Gavin Kirkland: THE FUCK?!? THE REFEREE JUST KICKED THE ROPE OUT OF WALTER’S GRASP! NOW THAT’S NOT FAIR!!

Eve: THE REALITY IS BEGINNING TO SET IN WELL AND TRULY THAT LIMMY IS ALONE IN THIS CONTEST AND THAT THE OFFICIAL ISN’T GOING TO HELP EITHER! LIMMY CONTINUES TO DRAG HIMSELF CLOSER AND CLOSER AND CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE ROPES! SURELY EACH INCH FEELS LIKE A MILE AND EVERY MINUTE FEELS LIKE AN ETERNITY AS KASSIDY CONTINUES TO APPLY THE PRESSURE TO THE PRETZELED LEGS OF MONAGHAN! 

Deadprez: BUT HOW MUCH LONGER CAN HE REMAIN IN THIS POSITION?!? HE KNOWS DAMN WELL THAT KASSIDY IS JUST GOING TO DRAG HIM BACK TOWARDS THE MIDDLE OF THE RING THE CLOSER HE GETS TO THE ROPES! 

Eve: HE HAS NO CHOICE, DEADPREZ! LIMMY CONTINUES TO STICK THE NAILS INTO THE CANVAS LIKE THEY’RE DAGGERS AND PULLS HIMSELF EVER SO SLIGHTLY CLOSER TO THOSE ROPES! THEY’RE WITHIN REACH, ONLY A FEW MERE INCHES AWAY…AND KASSIDY DRAGS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING–

Deadprez: MONAGHAN USES KASSIDY’S MOMENTUM AGAINST HER AND INSTEAD HE PUSHES UP OFF THE CANVAS AND SENDS HER TUMBLING ON HER BACK! MONAGHAN TAKES ADVANTAGE, BOTH SETS OF LEGS ARE COMPLETELY TIED UP BUT MONAGHAN GETS ON TOP AND PINS KASSIDY’S SHOULDERS TO THE CANVAS! KASSIDY’S GONNA HAVE TO BREAK THE SUBMISSION!

Ref: OOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT SHE DOES! SHE RELEASES THE SUBMISSION TO KICK OUT OF THE PIN BUT MONAGHAN CAN’T QUITE CAPITALISE ON IT RIGHT AWAY! HE ROLLS AWAY FROM THE PIN AND TAKES IN A FEW DEEP AND HEAVY BREATHS–

Eve: KASSIDY’S ALREADY BACK TO HER FEET AND CHARGES TOWARDS LIMMY!! SHINING WIZARD!!!

Deadprez: NO! LIMMY DODGES AND KASSIDY IS SET INTO THE ROPES, ALMOST FLYING THROUGH THEM COMPLETELY TO THE OUTSIDE! BUT MONAGHAN CATCHES HER! SHE’S IN A DANGEROUS PREDICAMENT AS MONAGHAN DROPS HER SPINE ACROSS BOTH KNEES WITH A ROPE HUNG BACKBREAKER!!!! AND THAT CAUSES THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION TO ROLL TO THE OUTSIDE!

Eve: What a fortune changing series of events for Limmy Monaghan! First finding a way to counter the ‘XoXo Kass Part II’ into a pin and then to not only dodge the Shining Wizard but to turn it into an offensive move of his own is certainly helping his case that he belongs right here in Championship matches!

(The referee steps outside of the ring to check on Kassidy before returning to begin the ten count)

Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!

Deadprez: LIMMY CAN’T TAKE A COUNTOUT VICTORY! THE TITLE WON’T CHANGE HANDS! SO HE’S ALREADY BACK ON HIS FEET AND HE WATCHES CAUTIOUS TO SEE THE HEAD OF KASSIDY HEART POP BACK UP.

Ref: FOUR! FIVE!

Deadprez: MONAGHAN CHARGES TOWARDS THE CORNER AND LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE!!! BERMUDA TRIANGLE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! 

Eve: OH NO!!!

Gavin Kirkland: :damn: !!!!!!!

Deadprez: DISASTER FOR MONAGHAN!!! KASSIDY SNIPES HIM OUT OF THE SKY WITH A DROPKICK!!! THE BOOTS BEING SENT DRIVEN INTO THE FACE OF MONAGHAN AS HE WAS COMING DOWN WITH THE MOONSAULT!! BUT STILL THE ENTIRE BODY WEIGHT OF MONAGHAN COLLIDES WITH KASSIDY ON THE FLOOR! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE OUT OF IT ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR.

Eve: I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT KASS WAS ABLE TO COUNTER WITH SUCH A DROPKICK! IT WAS SO PERFECTLY TIMED, CONNECTING FLUSH ON THE FACE OF MONAGHAN BUT TO YOUR POINT DEADPREZ, THERE WASN’T ANYTHING KASSIDY COULD DO! SHE COULDN’T STOP THE ENTIRE FRAME OF LIMMY’S COMING CRASHING DOWN ON TOP. I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF BOTH COMPETITORS ARE GOING TO MAKE IT BACK INTO THE RING!

(Once again, the official slides out of the ring to check on both competitors. Neither of which are moving at the moment and with little other choice, the official returns to the ring to begin the ten count)

Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!

Gavin Kirkland: After a sickening crash like that, I can’t imagine either competitor being able to beat something as short as a ten count.

Eve: I hate to imagine a Championship match such as this coming to a sudden end all because the risk taken on the outside backfired way too heavily for either competitor to recover or even one of them to recover at all!

Ref: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!

Deadprez: Both competitors begin to slowly rise back to their feet, still quite dazed and feeling the effects of that hugely consequential sequence just moments ago. But it’s Kassidy who stumbles towards Limmy and connects with a forearm to the face! It causes Limmy to slump back down to the ringside area slightly before he returns serve with an elbow being dropped on the forehead!

Ref: SEVEN!!!!

Eve: I DON’T THINK THEY’RE LISTENING TO THE REFEREE AS THEY BEGIN TO TEE OFF ON ONE ANOTHER. RIGHT PUNCHES BEING DRIVEN INTO THE HEADS OF THE OTHER!!! THE CROWD IS RISING TO THEIR FEET APPLAUDING IT BUT THE REFEREE ISN’T GOING TO STOP THEIR COUNT!!

Ref: EIGHT!!!

Gavin Kirkland: THE REFEREE’S COUNT IS AT EIGHT AND LIMMY GETS THE FINAL STRIKE IN, IT LEAVES KASSIDY HEART WOBBLY ON HER FEET…BUT STILL BOTH WRESTLERS DIVE TOWARDS THE RING!!!!

Ref: NINE!!!

Deadprez: LIMMY MONAGHAN GETS INSIDE THE RING! HE MANAGES TO BEAT THE TEN COUNT– BUT KASSIDY COLLAPSES ON THE OUTSIDE!!! MONAGHAN MIGHT JUST WIN THIS MATCH BUT HE WON’T BE CHAMPION! 

Ref: TE—

Deadprez: BUT KASSIDY RECOVERS AND MAKES IT BACK INSIDE THE RING JUST IN TIME AND BOTH KASSIDY AND LIMMY BREATH A SIGH OF RELIEF OF VERY SIMILAR REASONS.

(The Champion and the challenger remain laid out in the ring, trying to recover the best they can)

Deadprez: The momentum of this match has flipped back and forth several times in this contest but now we find ourselves once again on an equal playing field. Neither one racing to their feet, instead it’s a slow, progressive rise back up, back to being on equal footing but neither Kassidy nor Limmy have taken their eyes off the other. They meet, center of the ring, this humid Louisiana summer night beginning to take its toll on their bodies. AND KASS STRIKES FIRST WITH A PUNCH TO THE JAW! THE SWEAT FLYING OFF THE HEAD OF MONAGHAN FLIES OFF IN RAINDROP SIZE BEADS. BUT HE RESPONDS IN KIND WITH A PUNCH OF HIS OWN!

Eve: THIS ISI QUCKLY BECOMING A SLUGFEST, JUST HAYMAKERS BEING SENT FLYING FROM BOTH THESE TWO! NOT A SINGLE BIT OF THEIR PUNCHES ARE BEING PULLED AND THE MOST ILL OF INTENTIONS BEHIND EACH. IT’S DEVOLVING TO JUST A STRAIGHT UP FIST FIGHT AND A FAR CRY FROM A WRESTLING MATCH! 

Gavin Kirkland: THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS FOR BOTH COMPETITORS TO BE THE WORLD CHAMPION! TO ABANDON MOVES AND STYLE, TO ABANDON ALL THE FLASH AND BRILLIANCE, TO ABANDON EVEN WHAT IT IS THAT THEY THEMSELVES HAVE MASTERED IN THEIR CAREERS, AND JUST HAVING A GOOD OLD FASHIONED SLOBBERKNOCKER OF A FIGHT, SOMETHING AS BASIC AS IT GETS!

Deadprez: LIMMY BEGINS TO GET THE UPPER HAND! HIS PUNCHES BEGIN TO LAND A LITTLE MORE FREQUENTLY AND THEY BEGIN TO STACK UP. ONE BECOMING TWO BEFORE KASSIDY CAN RESPOND! THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION SLOWLY SINKS LOWER AND LOWER– BUT SHE ROARS BACK WITH A FLURRY OF HER OWN!

Eve: THERE’S ZERO QUIT IN THE KING, IN THE CONQUERER! AND SHE’S MAKING IT PERFECTLY CLEAR THAT SHE WON’T JUST SURRENDER TO MONAGHAN! SHE RALLIES TOGETHER A NUMBER OF FOREARM SHOTS TO THE JAW! ONCE MORE, BEADS OF SWEAT FLYING INTO THE THICK, HUMID NIGHT AS IT’S NOW THE CHALLENGER WHO STAGGERS, IT’S NOW THE CHALLENGER WHO IS UNEASY ON HIS FEET–

Deadprez: BUT KASSIDY GOES FOR ONE TOO MANY AND THIS TIME LIMMY DUCKS BENEATH! HE DUCKS BENEATH AND FLOATS BEHIND, TRAPPING THE ARMS AND HE CONNECTS WITH A HUGE, MOMENTUM SHIFTING DRAGON SUPLEX!!!

Eve: KASSIDY LANDS ON HER NECK…BUT SHE’S IMMEDIATELY BACK TO HER FEET! FORCING HERSELF TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN OF IT ALL, GRIMACING AS SHE DOES SO, YOU CAN TELL JUST HOW MUCH DAMAGE THAT DRAGON SUPLEX DID BUT SHE’S BACK TO HER FEET AND LIMMY BARELY RECOGNISES IT!

Gavin Kirkland: LIMMY FINALLY TURNS AROUND BUT HE’S MET WITH A PENALTY KICK RIGHT TO THE CHEST FROM KASSIDY HEART! KASSIDY ALMOST PUNTING THE STERNUM OF THE MONARCH OUT OF BATON ROUGE! LIMMY COLLAPSES BACK TO THE CANVAS BUT SHE’S NOT LOOKING TO BE DONE WITH HER CHALLENGER JUST YET!

Deadprez: NO, SHE ISN’T! LIMMY BEGINS TO CRAWL ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES, TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM KASS BUT KASSIDY SWIFTLY BOOTS HIM IN THE HEAD! GOOD LORD THAT WAS A SICK KICK THAT ALMOST MADE THE PENALTY KICK JUST MOMENTS AGO SEEM LIKE CHILD’S PLAY.

Eve: I FEEL LIKE WE’RE STARTING TO SEE THE SAME SIDE OF KASSIDY HEART THAT ATTACKED LIMMY SEVERAL WEEKS AGO. THE AGGRESSION AND THE LACK OF CARE FOR SOMEONE ELSE’S HEALTH BECOMING MORE AND MORE APARANT AS SHE ONCE AGAIN JUST BOOTS THE POOR GUY IN THE HEAD! HE’S BARELY GOT ANY DEFENSES UP!

Gavin Kirkland: COME ON LIMMY! HE’S GOT WALTER SCREAMING ON THE OUTSIDE, BEGGING FOR HIM TO GET BACK INTO IT…BUT THE EYES OF KASSIDY PAINT AN UGLY IMMEDIATELY FUTURE!

Eve: KASSIDY BEGINS TO BACK AWAY AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT THIS STORY FOR LIMMY MONAGHAN ISN’T GOING TO BE SOMETHING THAT ENDS WITH HIM RIDING OFF AS CHAMPION, LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER! KASSIDY LINES UP AND RACES IN…PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!!!!! THE CURB STOMP DRIVING THE HEAD OF MONAGHAN STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVA–

Crowd: VNBFKDJVBWDKIJVBWRKJVBWRKJVHBERJHVRBEJVHER

**CRACK**

Deadprez: HOLY FUCK MONAGHAN LIFTS KASSIDY INTO THE AIR AS SHE STEPS UP FOR THE CURB STOMP!!! SHE HAS NOWHERE TO GO UP THERE…MURDER TO EXCELLENCE!!!! THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE IS DELIVERED STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE OF KASSIDY HEART, TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS COLLIDING! THE CHAMPION COULDN’T PROTECT HERSELF AND INSTEAD EATS A KNEE STRIKE FROM THE CHALLENGER! MONAGHAN ROLLS OVER AND INTO THE COVER!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A SPECTACULAR REVERSAL IN MY CAREER!

Ref: OOONNNNEEEEEE!!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Deadprez: NO! NO! KICKOUT FROM KASSIDY HEART! THE CHAMP REMAINS ALIVE! THE CHAMP REMAINS ALIVE!!!

Eve: BUT FOR HOW LONG?!? MONAGHAN BACKS HIMSELF INTO A CORNER, HE REALISES HOW PRECIOUS THIS MOMENT IS. HE DROPS THE ELBOW PAD DOWN AND POINTS THE GUN AT THE BACK OF KASSIDY’S HEAD! I DON’T THINK SHE REALISES JUST WHAT’S ABOUT TO COME TUMBLING DOWN BEHIND HER AND THE ABSOLUTE BULLET ONLY MOMENTS AWAY FROM BEING FIRED BY MONAGHAN! THAT KNEE STRIKE MIGHT HAVE KNOCKED HER LOOPY TO THE POINT WHERE SHE’S ONLY FIGHTING ON INSTINCTS! 

Walter Bivens: (no mic) DO IT! DO IT!

Gavin Kirkland: YOU HEAR THE DEMANDS FROM BIVENS AND MONAGHAN ISN’T SECOND GUESSING IT. HE RACES TOWARDS HEART WHO DOESN’T REALISE WHAT’S COMING…HIBERNIAN DAGGER!!!!! IT CONNECTS!! IT CONNECTS!!! KASSIDY DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS IN A HEAP. 

Walter Bivens: (no mic) AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!

Deadprez: IF THERE IS ANYTHING THAT WON’T LAST HERE TONIGHT, IT’S THE REIGN OF THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IF MONAGHAN CONNECTS WITH ‘OUTLAST’! AND HE DOESN’T HESITATE IN PULLING KASSIDY UP BY HER HAIR AND ONCE MORE BACKS HIMSELF AWAY, BACKS HIMSELF INTO A CORNER PREPARING FOR A SECOND, EVEN MORE LETHAL HIBERNIAN DAGGER!

Gavin Kirkland: LIMMY MONAGHAN IS ABOUT TO REALISE HIS DESTINY AND A NEW MONARCH IS ABOUT TO BE INSTALLED ON THE BLUE BRAND!!! HIBERNIAN DAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve: NO! KASSIDY DUCKS AND CLUTCHES THE ARM! SHE SPINS LIMMY DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND TRAPS IT INTO THE KIMURA LOCK! THE KIMURA LOCK IS CINCHED IN AND SHE’S ALMOST THERE! ‘THANK U, NEXT’ RENDERED LIMMY MONAGHAN ABSOLUTELY LIFELESS JUST TWO WEEKS AGO ON SHOWDOWN! THE SAME MOVE THAT TORE THE ROTATOR CUFF OF WALTER BIVENS! THAT FORCED THE ACE TO TAP OUT AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!

Deadprez: AND LIMMY RECOGNISES THE DANGER! HE’S SCRAMBLING, TRYING TO KEEP THE OTHER ARM FREE, TRYING TO KEEP IT FAR AND AWAY FROM THE GRASP OF KASSIDY HEART! IT’S ALMOST A LIFE AND DEATH STRUGGLE AT THE MOMENT, HE KNOWS DAMN WELL THAT THE MOMENT IT’S LOCKED IN THERE’S NO GOING BACK, THERE’S NO ESCAPE, THERE’S NO SURVIVAL.

Gavin Kirkland: BUT LIMMY DIGS BACK TO THE FEW TIMES IN THIS MATCH HE’S COUNTERED A SUBMISSION OR SUBMISSION ATTEMPT! KASSIDY’S TRYING TO LOCK IN THE ARMBAR SO LIMMY LETS HER, SHE DROPS TO HER BACK BUT IT ALLOWS MONAGHAN TO COLLAPSE ON TOP OF HER AND INTO A PIN! THE CHAMPION MIGHT SLIP UP HERE!!

Ref: OOONNNNEEEEEE!!!!

Deadprez: KASSIDY HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO ABANDON HER GREATEST SUBMISSION HOLD! BUT SHE’S NOT FREE, INSTEAD IT’S LIMMY WHO TAKES CONTROL OF THE WRIST AND DRAGS KASSIDY BACK TO HER FEET TO CONNECT WITH ANOTHER MURDER TO EXCELLENCE!!!!!!!!!

Eve: BUT KASS CUTS LIMMY OFF WITH A HEADBUTT! KASSIDY ALMOST TAKING THE BRUNT OF THE KNEE STRIKE TO THROW HER SKULL TOWARDS LIMMY’S AND IT HAS SHAKEN THE CHALLENGER RIGHT DOWN TO HIS CORE! LIMMY CAN BARELY STAND ON HIS FEET AS SHE BEGINS TO UNLOAD MORE AND MORE, ONCE AGAIN JUST BEATING THE EVER LOVING CRAP OUT OF MONAGHAN!

Deadprez: LIMMY TRIES HIS BEST TO COVER UP BUT HE’S BECOMING OVERWHELMED BY THESE PUNCHES AND KICKS FROM KASSIDY HEART! LIMMY LOOKING TO VALIANTLY FIGHT BACK BUT KASS IMMEDIATELY ENDS ANY ATTEMPT WITH A KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE FACE! SHIT IT MIGHT HAVE BUSTED LIMMY’S NOSE OPEN ON CONTACT! BUT SHE DOESN’T WASTE A SECOND AND BEGINS TO CONNECT WITH CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD. LIMMY IS DELERIOUS AND IT ALLOWS KASSIDY TO LOCK IN THE STRAITJACKET GERMAN SUPLEX! AND IT CONNECTS! HOLDING THE BRIDGE FOR A PIN!!

Ref: OOONNNNEEEEEE!!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE–

Gavin Kirkland: And Limmy stays alive kicking out at the count of three! I don’t know how much longer he’s going to be able to withstand this kind of punishment from Kassidy, the Champion is in complete control and it’s not just a little bit, she’s beginning to overwhelm and brutalise him just with her own limbs!

(Kassidy takes a moment to breathe, recognising that Limmy is down on the canvas and won’t be fighting back anytime soon. She slowly begins to roll out of the ring and search underneath)

Gavin Kirkland: :lupe:

Crowd: :lupe:

(After a moment or two, Kassidy’s eyes pop up from the ground with clearly undesirable and terrifying intentions. Slowly she begins to raise…)

Deadprez: :roman: A KNIFE?!?!?

Crowd: :roman: !!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: EXCUSE ME BUT THAT’S FUCKING ILLEGAL!!! SOMEONE ARREST THIS WOMAN! WE’RE ABOUT TO SEE A MUDER IN THE RING!!!

Eve: I don’t think she has murder on her mind, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t have some sickening feeling in my gut about what her intentions with that knife may be.

Deadprez: Kassidy slowly slides back into the ring, her eyes, like so many times in this match, refusing to stray from Monaghan who remains barely stirring on the canvas. Kassidy begins to approach her fallen challenger who begins to realise the peril of his situation! 

Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WOMAN THINKING?!?! SHE’S RAISING THE KNIFE INTO THE AIR! SOMEONE STOP HER!!!!

**STAB**

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**RIP**

Gavin Kirkland: O.

Deapdrez: THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION…WASN’T LOOKING TO STAB HER CHALLENGER BUT INSTEAD IS BEGINNING TO SHRED THE RING CANVAS APART! TEARING DOWN TO THE CUSHIONED MATS BELOW AND RIPPING THEM APART TO EXPOSE THE HARD, UNFORGIVING AND MERCILESS TIMBER BELOW! 

Eve: EACH TIME WE SEE THOSE BOARD EXPOSED I FEEL A TERRIBLE SICKNESS IN MY STOMACH KNOWING THAT THERE’S ONLY PAIN AND SUFFERING TO BE INFLICTED ON THEM. AS YOU SAID DEADPREZ, THEY’RE UNFORGIVING, THEY’RE MERCILESS. THEY DON’T HAVE ANY GIVE. IT’S THE SINGLE MOST PUNISHING SURFACE AN ELITIST COULD HAVE THEIR BODIES CRASHING ON THAT ISN’T PURE CONCRETE. 

Gavin Kirkland: YOU KNOW WHAT, MY POINT STILL STANDS. THIS WOMAN IS LITERALLY INSANE, SOMEONE SEND THIS WOMAN TO THE CLOSEST ASYLUM NO MATTER HOW DETERIORATED IT IS. THE MORE DILAPIDATED THE BETTER I RECKON!

Deadprez: LIMMY TRIES TO RALLY HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, HE KICKS THE KNIFE OUT OF THE HAND OF KASSIDY AND IT TUMBLES TO THE OUTSIDE AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST…BUT IT JUST LACKS THE POWER NEEDED! IT JUST FALLS SHORT OF HITTING THE MARK AND KASSIDY HEART JUST BRUSHES IT OFF AS IF IT’S NOTHING.

Eve: HALF THE RING’S PROTECTIVE COVER HAS BEEN REMOVED AND LIMMY FINDS HIMSELF BACK UP ON UNDESIRABLE TERRITORY AS KASSIDY RESPONDS WITH A PRECISE KICK TO THE INSIDE OF THE KNEE! IT CAUSES LIMMY TO BUCKLE DOWN TO THE BOARDS, EVEN JUST THE RATTLE FROM THAT IS A TERRIFYING SOUND OF IMPENDING DOOM.

Gavin Kirkland: AND I DON’T THINK LIMMY HAS ENOUGH TO FIGHT BACK TO THE DEGREE TO AVOID SERIOUS HARM! KASS QUICKLY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH SLIDING STRIKE TO THE FACE OF MONAGHAN! AND THIS SICK, TWISTED WOMAN DOESN’T EVEN FEEL THE IMPACT ON THE BOARDS! SHE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!

Ref: OOONNNNEEEEEE!!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE–

Deadprez: BUT AGAIN LIMMY POWERS OUT! REFUSING TO DIE ANYTIME SOON EVEN IF IT’S NOT IN THE BEST INTEREST OF HIS HEALTH.

Eve: I don’t think there’s anyone watching tonight that isn’t convinced that Limmy Monaghan has proven himself being capable of belonging here, facing the best, hanging with the best, but this is just an undesirable situation. The King has faded and the animalistic side of Kassidy Heart is beginning to rise closer and closer to the surface.

Deadprez: Not just getting closer…THAT SIDE OF HER IS HERE AS KASSIDY TAKES LIMMY’S HEAD BY BOTH HANDS AND PROCEEDS TO DRIVE IT STRAIGHT INTO THE TIMBER! THE BACK OF LIMMY’S SKULL BOUNCING OFF THE WOODWORK WITH THAT SICKENING RATTLE ECHOING THROUGHOUT A TIGER STADIUM FULL OF FANS WHO ARE BECOMING LESS AND LESS VOCAL AND MORE STUNNED AT WHAT THEY’RE SEEING.

Gavin Kirkland: TO HIS CREDIT, LIMMY IS TRYING TO COVER UP, TRYING TO PROTECT THE BACK OF HIS SKULL BUT IT’S TO SUCH LITTLE AVAIL. KASSIDY’S RELENTLESSNESS, THAT BRUTALITY THAT WE ALL KNOW EXISTS IS BEGINNING TO TAKE OVER!

Eve: OVER AND OVER AGAIN SHE’S JUST BASICALLY BLUDGEONING LIMMY’S HEAD INTO THE TIMBER, THERE ISN’T ANYTHING MORE TO IT! AND THE REFEREE’S HANDS ARE TIED, THEY CAN’T DO A SINGLE THING TO STOP THIS OUTSIDE OF STEPPING IN TO CALL IT FOR THE SAKE OF LIMMY’S HEALTH!!!

Deadprez: LIMMY STILL SO DEFIANT, STILL SO RESILIENT TRYING TO KEEP THE PROTECTION UP BUT KASSIDY RISES TO HER FEET AND SWIFTLY PUNTS HIM IN THE RIBCAGE! IT CAUSES LIMMY TO START PROTECTING HIS RIBS, CLUTCHING THEM BUT SHE SWOOPS IN AND ROLLS HIM OVER, ONLY TO TAKE THE FACE OF MONAGHAN AND SMASH IT AGAINST THE WOOD!

Gavin Kirkland: FUCK, HE’S SO FUCKING HANDSOME AND THIS WILL RUIN THOSE DEVILISH GOOD LOOKS! AND IT’S CAUSED A MASSIVE GASH TO OPEN UP ON HIS FOREHEAD! JUST BATTERING THE SKULL OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND THE EXPOSED SKIN COLLIDING WITH TIMBER HAS RESULTED IN BLOOD BEGINNING TO POUR FROM THE HEAD OF LIMMY MONAGHAN!!

(The crowd begins to voice their displeasure at the brutal display in the ring. Kassidy rises to her feet and admires the blood that has begun to soak her hands)

Deadprez: This, ladies and gentlemen, is the woman who reigns over Showdown and reigns over Showdown like none other: And now she’s looking to put an exclamation mark on this contest, to put it away for good. There’s nothing technical or genius about what’s about to happen next, no expertise in the final bullet being fired straight into the skull of her challenger. 

Gavin Kirkland: He’s fought bravely and valiantly, but this is sadly the end of the line for Limmy Monaghan!!

Deasprez: KASS BACKS AWAY, ONCE MORE MEASURING HER OPPONENT. LIMMY REVERSED IT LAST TIME AND NEARLY PULLED OFF THE UPSET WITH AN UNBELIEVABLE COUNTER BUT THIS TIME I DON’T RECKON THERE WILL BE ANY SORT OF HAPPY ENDING. KASSIDY CHARGES IN, FULL OF SPEED…‘PAINFULLY EVER AFTER’ STRAIGHT INTO THE EXPOSED TIMBER OF THE RING–

Walter Bivens: (no mic) WAIT! WAIT! STOP! KASSIDY STOP!

(The camera pans to Walter Bivens with a white towel in hand. He has it raised in the air, ready to throw it into the ring just a step before Kassidy raised her boot)

Gavin Kirkland: THANK GOD SOMEONE IN THIS WORLD IS ABLE TO SPARE LIMMY! I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANY COMING BACK IF KASSIDY HAD FOLLOWED THROUGH.

Eve: BUT DO YOU THINK LIMMY WOULD APPRECIATE THE TOWEL BEING THROWN IN? HE’S A FIGHTER, WE’VE SEEN HIM FIGHT BACK OR GO DOWN SWINGING, NOT HAVE SOMEONE END THE MATCH FOR HIS SAKE!

Deadprez: And that might just be why Walter didn’t follow through on throwing that towel in! He knows Limmy better than anyone! He knows that he wouldn’t appreciate having his match called off like this!

Kassidy Heart: :lupe:

(Kassidy takes a moment to consider Walter’s obvious plea)

Kassidy Heart: :mjlol2:

Gavin Kirkland: BUT KASSIDY DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT! SHE’S A COLD HEARTED MONSTER AFTER ALL! SHE KNOWS ALL HER TROUBLES WITH BIVENS AND MONAGHAN WILL BE OVER THE MOMENT SHE DRIVES HER BOOT INTO LIMMY’S SKULL AND CRUSHES IT BETWEEN IT AND THE TIMBER! KASS BACKS AWAY, REFUSING TO LET BIVENS DISTRACT HER IN ANY WAY. SHE ONCE AGAIN RACES TOWARDS LIMMY–

Deadprez: LIMMY AGAIN POPS BACK UP! THE DISTRACTION WAS JUST ENOUGH FOR MONAGHAN TO RECOVER AND THIS TIME HE HOISTS KASSIDY ONTO HIS SHOULDERS INTO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!! KASSIDY TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, TRYING TO SPLIT THE GASH ON LIMMY’S HEAD MORE AND MORE OPEN BUT THROUGH THE CRIMSON MASK THE LOOK ON THE FACE OF LIMMY MONAGHAN IS A DETERMINATION THAT WON’T BE STOPPED! 

Eve: KASSIDY IS ABOUT TO REGRET EVER MAKING THE WOODWORK A FACTOR IN THIS! LIMMY DROPS HER DOWN…..THROUGH THE WIRE!!!!!! THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DROPPED INTO A SPIKE PILEDRIVER DRIVES KASSIDY HEART’S SKULL INTO THE TIMBER!!!! COVER! INTO THE COVER! LIMMY COVERS KASSIDY FOR THE PIN!!!

Ref: OOONNNNEEEEEE!!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Deadprez: UNBELIEVABLE. KASSIDY MANAGES TO FIND THE STRENGTH TO POWER OUT OF IT! THE LOOK OF DESPAIR ON THE FACE OF MONAGHAN TELLS IT ALL, SPIKING KASSIDY’S SKULL INTO THE TIMBER MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LAST GASP EFFORT, ALL THAT HE HAD LEFT. BUT AT THE VERY LEAST IT’S PUT AN END TO KASSIDY’S ONSLAUGHT FOR NOW!

Eve: FOR HIS SAKE, HE HOPES THE MAULER IS DOWN AND DOWN FOR GOOD. THAT VICIOUS SIDE OF THE CHAMPION HAS TURNED THESE BOARDS INTO AN UNHOLY AND UNNATURAL RED COLOUR ALL FROM THE BLOOD SPILLED FROM LIMMY’S HEAD. 

Gavin Kirkland: THE WHEELS MUST BE TURNING IN LIMMY’S MIND, TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO PUT KASSIDY DOWN. HE’S SEARCHING OVER THIS RING BUT LOOKING DOWN AT THE BOARDS AT HIS FEET, THE SAME ENVIRONMENT THAT HAS CAUSED HIM SO MUCH SUFFERING COULD VERY WELL BE THE ANSWER TO HIS PROBLEM.

Deadprez: HE’S A MAN WHO HAS PREPARED WELL AND KNOWS THE HISTORY OF CONCUSSIONS KASSIDY HEART HAS SUFFERED! LIMMY PULLS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET, CLEARLY UNSTABLE, CLEARLY LACKING ALL HIS STRENGTH, AND DRAGS KASSIDY BACK TO HERS. LIMMY HOISTS KASSIDY UP AND CONNECTS WITH A SNAP BRAINBUSTER DOWN ONTO THE EXPOSED TIMBER!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT LIMMY CAN’T STOP THERE! HE NEEDS TO USE HIS SURROUNDINGS TO THE ABSOLUTE MAX! HE DRAGS KASSIDY BACK TO HER FEET BUT THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION JUST SLUMPS DOWN, BARRELING LIMMY OVER IN THE PROCESS!!

Eve: The exhaustion of these competitors being impossible to not see. They’ve both given their all, they’ve both had to dig deep in order to keep themselves alive but now we’re winding down to the final moments, the deciding moments and even despite having the strength to pull off that brainbuster, Limmy just wasn’t able to capitalise!

Deadprez: However he remains the one who seems to be in the best position to win this match. Kassidy tries to stir back to her feet but Limmy has already reached his. He stands over the Answers World Champion with that focused glare telling you all that you need to know, that he wants to end this for good!

Gavin Kirkland: DAMN STRAIGHT HE DOES! LIMMY RIPS KASSIDY RIGHT BACK TO HER FEET AND DRAGS HER BACK TOWARDS THE EXPOSED TIMBER. HE HOOKS HER UNDERNEATH AND IS GONNA END THIS WITH ONE MOVE! 808’S AND HEARTBREAK MIGHT NOT JUST END THIS MATCH, BUT IT MIGHT GIVE KASSIDY HEART A CONCUSSION SHE’LL NEVER COME BACK FROM! 

Deadprez: LIMMY HOISTS KASSIDY UP…BUT KASSIDY FIRES WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE! THE SPARK OF LIFE IN KASSIDY HEART STUNS THE CHALLENGER WHO JUST DROPS HER SLIGHTLY! BUT LIMMY REGRIPS HIS OPPONENT AND ONCE AGAIN LOOKS FOR THE 808’S AND HEARTBREAK!!

Eve: BUT AGAIN KASSIDY TRIES TO WRESTLE FREE FROM IT, THIS TIME SHE MANAGES TO BREAK AWAY BUT THERE’S NOWHERE TO GO, SHE CAN BARELY ESCAPE AND INSTEAD– *MURDER TO EXCELLENCE* CONNECTS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!

(Kassidy drops to her knees on the canvas as Limmy tries to recompose himself. Walter slams his good hand down onto the ring apron to encourage Limmy as the crowd begins to clap)

Deadprez: COULD THIS BE LIMMY MONAGHAN’S MOMENT?!? COULD THIS BE THE ARRIVAL OF HIS DESTINY?!? TIME TIME TO BECOME THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! HE ONCE AGAIN READIES HIMSELF FOR ONE FINAL AND LETHAL HANGMAN’S ELBOW…BUT THIS TIME HE LINES HIMSELF IN FRONT OF THE CHAMPION. HE WANTS HER TO SEE THE FINAL BULLET FIRED RIGHT INTO HER FACE RATHER THAN FIRED INTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD! LIMMY STEPS FORWARD, HE SWINGS THE ELBOW!!! HIBERNIAN DAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Eve: NO! KASSIDY LAUNCHES HERSELF OFF THE CANVAS WITH EVERY OUNCE OF ENERGY SHE HAS LEFT IN HER AND TRAPS THE ARM OF MONAGHAN! THE TWO SPIN BEFORE COLLAPSING DOWN ON THE WOOD BUT KASSIDY KEEPS THE ARM TRAPPED! SHE TRAPS THE OTHER BEHIND THE BACK OF MONAGHAN AND THE ‘THE LOUIS VUITTON OF WRESTLING MOVES’ HAS BEEN LOCKED IN!!! KASSIDY WITH A PRIMAL SCREAM WITH ALL HER MIGHT TRYING TO APPLY MORE AND MORE PRESSURE TO THE SHOULDERS OF LIMMY MONAGHAN!

Deadprez: BUT HOW LONG CAN LIMMY HOLD ON FOR? HOW LONG CAN HE ENDURE THIS? THERE’S NOWHERE TO GO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, ON EXPOSED WOOD NONETHELESS! ESCAPE IS SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE– AS KASSIDY BEGINS TO HEADBUTT THE SHOULDER OF MONAGHAN! OVER AND OVER AGAIN TRYING TO FORCE HIM TO QUIT, TO GIVE UP!

Gavin Kirkland: IT’S GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN JUST THOSE HEADBUTTS, OR EVEN BITING THE SHOULDER! LIMMY’S LOOK OF DETERMINATION IS UNWAVERING AS HE TRIES TO BREAK FREE–

Eve: BUT KASSIDY BEGINS TO DRIVE THE SKULL OF MONAGHAN BACK INTO THE WOOD! AGAIN AND AGAIN BOUNCING THE SKULL OFF THE UNFORGIVING SURFACE, TRYING TO RENDER HER OPPONENT COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY UNCONSCIOUS. AND LIMMY’S DETERMINED LOOK IS BEGINNING TO FADE, THE WHIPLASH OF HIS HEAD BOUNCING IN THIS SICKENING MANNER CAN ONLY BE TOLERABLE FOR SO LONG AND HAS A LIMIT WHETHER HE WANTS TO ADMIT IT OR NOT.

Deadprez: AND THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION ISN’T GIVING UP IN THE SLIGHTEST. SHE KEEPS DRIVING IT INTO THE TIMBER AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. AND LIMMY…LIMMY ISN’T EVEN RESPONSIVE! THE REFEREE IS CHECKING HIM…

Deadprez: **…BUT IT’S OVER! THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!**

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Monster’ by Kanye West begins to play as Kassidy Heart releases the submission hold on Limmy Monaghan and flops to the side. She takes considerable breaths as the opportunity to relax arrives. After a moment, the referee helps her up, handing her the Answers World Championship and raising her hand in victory)

Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..AAAAAANNNNNDDDD SSSSSTTTTTIIIIIIILLLLLLL THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!! KKKKAAAAAASSSSSSIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDYYYYYYY HHHHHHEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Deadprez: It was a match that we anticipated would not just simply live up to our expectations, but even surpass them. Two warriors, two Elitists who represent the very best that Showdown has to offer left nothing in the ring with their stubborn refusal to die. However despite a courageous and valiant effort, it’s the Answers World Champion successfully retaining her title here tonight!

Eve: Limmy Monaghan had the chance to at the very least prove to the world that he’s an outstanding Elitist who truly is destined to someday become the Answers World Champion and even in defeat, the fact that he brought out THIS side of Kassidy Heart, the fact that he took her to such an extreme limit in his first World Championship match is all that I myself need to know that soon enough that destiny will be realised.

Deadprez: Kassidy Heart notches another successful title defense beneath her belt as she inches closer and closer to her ambitions of being regarded as the greatest to ever do it. One of the most impressive World Championship reigns in history continues to grow at least for another month and a half; we may have some idea of what awaits her at Reasonable Doubt and it might just be her toughest challenge to date.

(As Kassidy continues to celebrate her victory, Walter assists Limmy out of the ring. The two make their way up the ramp. Kassidy steps away towards the center of the ring, dropping to her haunches and taking in yet another victory and the camera fades to black)

(A graphic for the next match is shown on the screen.)

Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!

(Crowd repeats; “ONE FALL!”)

Bella Braxton: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPP!!!!

(The crowd cheers loudly as a promo package for this Universal Women’s Championship match is shown and the feud between these two women is recapped. The screens pause in the middle and a Mexican flag takes over the graphics. The lights strobe red, white and green as the fans begin to quickly boo.)

Persephone: These dumbasses are probably just mad they didn’t get to finish their extra-large sized nachos and slurpees during the promo package. 

(All the lights fade to black and then an explosion of the strobing lights appears again as this time, Ximena’s custom graphics appear on the screen and ‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin begins to sound throughout the arena. Inviting a chorus of boos from these fans, Ximena Velasquez walks out from the curtain with a half Mexican, half American flag draped over her shoulders staring intently at the stage.)

Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST, THE CHALLENGER!  WEIGHING IN AT 180 POOOUNNDSSSSSS, WRESTLING OUT OF EL PASO, TEXASSSSSS!!!! XIMENNNAAAAAAA ‘LA DIOSAAAAA’ VELASQUEEEZZZZZZ!!!

(Crowd boos loudly as she looks up at them and stops at the top of the ramp. She lifts her flag up and begins to walk down the ramp.)

James Peters: This mean mug is not someone to take lightly at all, Ms. Extreme knows that. She is as unfriendly as that expression on her face. The feud between these two has become personal and tonight, it’s about more than just championship dreams for this woman. It’s about representing her family, her community and where she comes from. It’s also about punishing Ms. Extreme and taking this title by force, she wants to make a statement that the ‘La Diosa’ era is here and now, and it’s not going anywhere. 

Rich Russillo: It very well might be, she has taken EAW by storm and not let up since the moment she arrived on these shores. She can do it all, she can beat you up and bully you with throws and physical feats that defy logic, or she can out-wrestle you on the mat. She has no areas of weakness, but tonight, she’ll need more than skill. She’ll need conviction and resolve to outlast Ms. Extreme, someone who is known for her stubborn toughness. Tonight will be her first title match in EAW and it’s going to be a massive test. If all goes to plan for Ximena, she leaves tonight as a world champion and having possibly the quickest rise to success this company has ever seen. One of the most dominant first runs we’ve ever seen.

James Peters: That is true, but as you said, it takes perseverance too. They told Mike Tyson he was the greatest because he was a “specimen” and do you know what he said?

Persephone: No because I’m not a fucking nerd?

James Peters: He said; “It takes more than that to be a fighter.” It takes resolve and it takes toughness that is only learned through warfare. But if ‘La Diosa’ can get the job done tonight and knock Ms. Extreme off…that is a truly scary thought.

(Ximena rolls into the ring and raises the flag into the air. The fans boo her and rain down the negative chants, but Ximena Velasquez pays them no mind. She stares back at the stage and awaits the arrival of the champion.)

(The lights turn completely black and then flicker red. A red crown fades onto the titantron and then all the lights die out and everything goes black again. ‘Throne’ by Saint Mesa begins to play as the crowd erupts into cheers. The red and white lights circulate this arena as all the eyes peel towards the stage, Ms. Extreme and her Universal Women’s championship make their way onto the stage and she gives a hard glare down the ramp towards her challenger.)

Bella Braxton: AND NOW, WRESTLING OUT OF CALABASAS, CALIFORNIAAAAAA!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 135 POOOUNNDSSSS, SHE IS THE ‘RED QUEEN’ AND THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONNNNNNNN!!!! MS. EXTTTTRRREEEEEEEMMMMMEEEEEE!!!!

Rich Russillo: We’ve said it before, but the toughness of this woman can’t be understated. She has it all and is an incredible wrestler, but what really stands out is the fact that she looks every challenge in the eyes and says bring it on. She invites the tough challengers and the hardest matches. She wants greatness to define her legacy and she wants to do so by taking these matches that nobody else would want. She’s partial to exactly her namesake; the extreme. 

James Peters: Indeed, seeing as how personal these two have gotten in the buildup of this match, you know Ms. Extreme is just chomping at the bit to get in there and start this match. She wants to put Ximena in her place as a challenger and prove once more that her head will wear the crown for as long as she pleases. That nobody is going to take her title away from her and you’d need an army with you to even come close. 

Rich Russillo: She’s walking in here tonight with a fire burning under her soul to prove to the world that she doesn’t need to be bigger or stronger to be tougher. That she can overcome any obstacle and should never be an underdog because in her mind, she’s the biggest dog of the yard. She runs this shit and tonight, she’ll have the chance to prove that against an extremely tough challenger. One who is brewing to rip that title away from her and capitalize off the tremendous opportunity in front of her. Who wants it more? We’re about to find out!

(The crowd cheers loudly as Ms. Extreme walks down the ramp with her title in the air. Wasting no time, she rolls into the ring and gets in the face of Ximena. Ms. Extreme looking up to her challenger, not giving an inch and staying in her face. The two eventually separate with the referee pushing them apart and Ms. Extreme hands him her title. He holds it into the air and then hands it aside to ringside workers, calling for the timekeeper to ring the bell and begin the match.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

James Peters: HERE WE GO! This Universal Women’s Championship match is officially underway! 

Rich Russillo: Look at this! Already, Ximena straight out of the corner, she locks up with Ms. Extreme and pressures her back into the corner! We knew Ximena would be physically imposing in this match, but man, she really is using that strength right out of the gates! Pressing Ms. Extreme against the turnbuckles and keeping a forearm firmly planted in her face!

Persephone: I mean, she’s built like Lebron James with a vagina, and Ms. Extreme is built like she works at starbucks. 

James Peters: Whatever that means…Ximena is keeping Ms. Extreme in that corner and the referee is giving her a 5 count. Ximena releases Ms. Extreme at 5, BUT MS. EXTREME SHOVES HER TO THE GROUND! Ms. Extreme with a big shoveto Ximena, she put her on the canvas and just sent a message to Ximena! Ms. Extreme will not be bullied! She’s the champion for a reason! Ximena Velasquez back to her feet, muscling Ms. Extreme back into the turnbuckles, launching a heavy chop at the chest of Ms. Extreme! She evades it and lands her own chop on Ximena!!

Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme with the chop, but Ximena shook that one right off! Ms. Extreme is shocked and Ximena comes out of the corner with another chop! No! Again, Ms. Extreme has it scouted, she did her homework and Ximena can’t catch her! Ms. Extreme now lands another slicing chop of her own, that one took some breath from ‘La Diosa’! Here comes Ms. Extreme, she bounds off the second rope, looking for a springboard-

James Peters: BANG! XIMENA LANDED A HEAVY CHOP WHILE MS. EXTREME WAS IN MIDAIR AND THAT ONE DROPPED HER TO THE MAT IN A HEAP! Wow! The power of Ximena is something else! Just leagues above everyone else, one chop and Ms. Extreme is clutching at her chest and coughing! If Ximena can keep landing them, the champion is in for a long night! Ximena scrapes the champion’s body off the canvas and JUST THROWS HER INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! SHE TOSSED MS. EXTREME LIKE SHE WAS A LITTLE BABY!!

Persephone: She’s weak as hell, Ms. Extreme just weighs as much as a table leg.

(Ximena eyes the commentary team as Persephone’s face goes white.)

James Peters: I think she heard you. 

Persephone: Who knew shrek had such good hearing. 

Rich Russillo: Wait, she’s coming out here..

James Peters: MAN, LOOK WHAT YOU DID! XIMENA WITH MS. EXTREME IN HER HANDS, SHE DRAGS HER TO THE OUTSIDE AND LAUNCHES MS. EXTREME RIGHT OVER OUR TABLE AND SHE CRASHES INTO PERSEPHONE’S LAP!!!

(*CRASH*)

Persephone: GET THIS SWEATY NASTY BITCH THE FUCK OFF ME, GODDAMN!!!

Rich Russillo: XIMENA IS OUT FOR BLOOD TONIGHT AND NOBODY IS SAFE WITH THIS WOMAN OUT HERE! SHE GRABS THE CHAMP AGAIN AND SENDS HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! Ximena just sent Ms. Extreme shoulder first into that steel post and the champion is grabbing her arm, hard! Something is definitely wrong, Ms. Extreme is yelling out in pain! 

James Peters: Minutes into this match and it is a path of carnage already! Ximena is punishing the champion, rolling her back in the ring and Ms. Extreme looks to be in a world of pain! ‘La Diosa’ looks to continue the onslaught as she’s setting Ms. Extreme up in the pumphandle position! She’s gonna drive her down to the canvas with a pumphandle slam! UP GOES MS. EXTREME AND- NO! Ms. Extreme got the legs around the neck of Ximena and sent her tumbling across the ring with a frankensteiner!!  

Rich Russillo: Ximena gets back to her feet and rushes towards Ms. Extreme again! The champion siesteps Ximena and takes her back! Ms. Extreme going for a big German suplex! Wait, her arm! Her shoulder is hurt and she can’t get Ximena up! She can’t power her up and Ximena drives a back elbow into the ear of the champion! Ms. Extreme is forced to release the hold and stumbles into the corner! Ximena soaring in after her, but Ms. Extreme gets a boot up and it snipes the jaw of Ximena! Stopped her in her tracks, she’s on wobbly legs! 

James Peters: NOW MS. EXTREME TO THE SECOND ROPE! SHE BOUNDS OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE WITH A DIVING KICK TO THE CALF OF XIMENA! WHAT ATHLETICISM FROM MS. EXTREME! NOW THE CHAMPION RUNS TOWARDS XIMENA AGAIN AND SPIKES HER HEAD OFF THE CANVAS WITH A DRAGONRANA! A POWERFUL DRAGONRANA THAT PLANTED THE SKULL OF XIMENA INTO THE CANVAS!

Persephone: KICK HER ASS, MS. EXTREME!!!!!

(Rich and James both look at Persephone, shocked to see her supporting anybody, but Rex.)

Persephone: THAT BIG FOOT LOOKING BITCH TRIED TO KILL ME, FUCK HER UP CHAMP!

Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme can feel the energy of this crowd cheering her along! She grabs Ximena by the hair, but Ximena grabs that injured arm of Ms. Extreme and rips it down tto eh canvas! The champion is howling in pain as Ximena drops a quick elbow onto the chest of Ms. Extreme! As if those chops weren’t bad enough, that elbow looked like it punctured a hole in Ms. Extreme’s chest! She’s crawling towards the bottom rope, but Ximena is trying to drag her back into the center, there’s no moment of rest for Ms. Extreme. This onslaught from Ximena is terrifying right now! She’s got the legs of Ms. Extreme and throws her into the air-

James Peters: She lands on her feet! Ms. Extreme used to the top rope to somehow land back on her feet and now Ximena charges after her and Ms. Extreme evades the attack! Ximena tumbles over the top rope and she hits the apron on her way down to the floor! She slammed her back against that apron and fell to the floor! Ximena is down and Ms. Extreme sees her chance! Her arm is still in a world of pain, wait, what is she doing-

Rich Russillo: LOOK AT MS. EXTREME!

(CRACK!)

Rich Russillo: SHE JUST POPPED THAT SHOULDER BACK INTO PLACE! SHE YELLS OUT IN PAIN, BUT THAT WAS BADASS! MS. EXTREME LIVING UP TO THE NAMESAKE, WHAT TOUGHNESS FROM THE CHAMPION! CRACKS THAT SHOULDER BACK INTO SOCKET AND NOW SHE’S FEELING THE ELECTRICITY FROM THIS CROWD! SHE’S CALLING FOR A HIGH RISK MANEUVER- THE CHAMPION BOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND LAUNCHES HERSELF OUTSIDE THE RING WITH A SUICIDE DIVE THAT COMPLETELY FLATTENS XIMENA VELASQUEZ!!

(The crowd cheers for Ms. Extreme as she still clutches at her arm and gets back to her feet, full of adrenaline.)

James Peters: Ms. Extreme took the challenger out with a massive suicide dive and she’s fianlly managing to mount some offense against this fierce adversary! She grabs Ximena by the hair and throws her back under the bottom rope, now heading onto the turnbuckles, perched on the second turnbuckle is Ms. Extreme! Ximena looks up to FIND MS. EXTREME ABOUT TO FLY- XIMENA REACHES OUT AND TRIES TO GRAB MS. EXTREME! WAIT, SHE FAKED IT, MS. EXTREME FAKED A DIVING CROSSBODY AND XIMENA LUNGED TOWARDS HER, BUT THERE WAS NO WATER IN THE POOL! 

Rich Russillo: NOW ANOTHER DIVING KICK TO THE CALF! THAT ONE ALMOST LOOKED MORE LIKE A STOMP! NOTHING THE CHALLENGER COULD DO BOUT THAT ONE AND SHE BUCKLED TO THE CANVAS IN A HEAP OF PAIN! Now it’s Ms. Extreme’s turn to inflict some pain! She kicks the calf of Ximena again, NOW AGAIN! Two nasty kicks that dig into the calf of Ximena and she’s in deep trouble right now! The cerebral champion is taking away the base of her challenger with pure violence.

James Peters: Ms. Extreme picking at the leg of Ximena, but she manages to break free and stumble to the corner. Trying to collect herself against the ropes, Ms. Extreme comes back to the whale and plants a boot in the gut of Ximena! That kick hurt her midsection and now Ms. Extreme, look at her! Foot still on the gas, she leaps off the ropes and sends ‘La Diosa’ rolling back out of the ring again with a springboard armdrag! An armdrag that sent her flying under the bottom rope and back to the outside, MS. EXTREME IS GOING TO GO FOR ANOTHER DIVING ATTACK! SHE COMES OFF THE ROPES AND-

Rich Russillo: XIMENA SLIDES BACK IN THE RING AND INTERCEPTS HER WITH ANOTHER HUGE CHOP, THIS TIME TO THE NECK! THAT CHOP TOT THE THROAT STOPPED THE CHAMPION STIFF! NOW XIMENA LIFTS HER UP FOR THAT PUMPHANDLE SLAM AND DRIVES MS. EXTREME TO THE CANVAS! THAT ONE RATTLED THE RING AS XIMENA FLATTENED HER LIKE A PANCAKE! MS. EXTREME WAS ABLE TO GET OUT OF IT EARLIER, BUT XIMENA DROVE HER DOWN WITH FORCE THIS TIME AROUND!

James Peters: Now Ximena quickly transitions to a rivera cloverleaf hold! Look at this technical wrestling, don’t let that stature fool you, she’s gifted everywhere! She’s got Ms. Extreme in a lot of pain, but the champion is close to the ropes, on the verge of- OH, BOY! XIMENA DRAGS MS. EXTREME BACK TO THE CENTER AND TRIES TO LOCK I IN AGAIN, BUT THAT GAVE MS. EXTREME TIME TO GET TO HER BACK AND SHOOT A KICK RIGHT ON THE JAW OF XIMENA! She’s rocked as she stumb;es backwards towards the ropes! 

Persephone: YES, DUMB GINGER BITCH! KICK THAT CUNT IN THE TEETH!

Rich Russillo: XIMENA SURGES TOWARDS MS. EXTREME, BUT SHE SIDESTEPS THE CHALLENGER AND SENDS HER RUNNING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! ‘LA DIOSA’S’ CHEST OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND IT TOOK THE WIND RIGHT OUT OF HER! NOW MS. EXTREME TAKES HER BACK, OH BOY, SHE WANTS TO THROW HER WITH A SUPLEX! THAT SHOULDER IS STILL HURTING, BUT SHE STILL WANTS TO POWER HER UP! TRYING SO HARD, NO! XIMENA WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE SKULL OF MS. EXTREME! 

James Peters: ‘LA DIOSA’ WITH A BIG PUNCH TO THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME, THEN GRABS HER FOR A DDT! WAIT, THE CHAMPION GRABS THE WRIST AND IS ABLE TO TURN THIS AROUND, SHE TAKES THE BACK OF XIMENA AND THIS TIME DUMPS HER ON HER HEAD WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX! WOW! THIS CROWD JUST STOOD ON ITS FEET FOR THAT INCREDIBLE FEAT OF STRENGTH FROM THE CHAMPION! EVEN WITH A BAD ARM, WHAT POWER AND RESOLVE FROM MS. EXTREME!

Rich Russillo: She sent Ximena flying, but she’s already getting up and trying to collect herself! The toughness of both these women can’t be understated! XIMENA TURNS AROUND AND IS BLASTED WITH A FOREARM FROM MS. EXTREME! NOW THE CHAMPION SETS HER UP AND BRINGS XIMENA BACK DOWN WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! THAT ONE SHOOK THE SPINE AGAINST THE CANVAS AND MS. EXTREME BRIDGES INTO A PINNING ATTEMPT! FOR THE WIN!

ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

James Peters: STRONG KICKOUT AT 1!! A KICKOUT AT 1 FROM THE CHALLENGER!!

RIch Russillo: Ms. Extreme is starting to realize the mountain that’s ahead of her, Ximena isn’t going out with a fight! Look at Ms. Extreme, she’s keeping the pressure on, pedal to the metal, MS. EXTREME, EVEN WITH THAT BAD SHOULDER, SHE LIFTS XIMENA INTO THE AIR AND RIPS HER BACK DOWN WITH A SNAP SUPLEX! A SNAP SUPLEX THAT DROPPED HER NECK FIRST INTO THE MAT! NOW MS. EXTREME BOUNCES UP TO THE SECOND ROPE, NOW TO THE VERY TOP! OH MY LORD, SHE’S GONNA FLY!!

James Peters: MS. EXTREME ON THE TOP ROPE! SHE LAUNCHES HERSELF INTO THE AIR WITH A SHOOTING STAR SENTONNNN-

Rich Russillo: NOOOOO!!! XIMENA ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY, MS. EXTREME SPLATTERED AGAINST THAT CANVAS LIKE A CORPSE!! SHE HIT SO HARD AND LOOKED LIKE SHE BROKE EVERY BONE IN HER BODY, HIGH RISK, NO REWARD!!! XIMENA SEES HER CHANCE AND PEELS THE BODY OF MS. EXTREME OFF THE MAT! SHE RUNS HER ACROSS THE RING AND RAMS HER SHOULDER INTO THE RING POST! OH MY LORD, THAT BAD SHOULDER AGAIN! SHE THREW IT INTO THE STEEL POST AND MS. EXTREME IS IN DEEP TROUBLE!!

James Peters: ‘LA DIOSA’ GRABS A HOLD OF THE REELING MS. EXTREME AND DRIVES HER INTO THE GROUND WITH A DDT! A SPIKING DDT THAT HAS MS. EXTREME DOWN AND OUT! OH MY GOD- WAIT! NOW IT’S XIMENA WHO IS HEADING TO THE TOP ROPE, OH MY GOD!! THIS ABSOLUTE SPECIMEN OF A COMPETITOR IS HEADED TO THE TOP AND SHE’S GOT TO FEEL LIKE SHE’S ON TOP OF THE WORLD RIGHT NOW! SHE’S GONNA FINISH MS. EXTREME RIGHT HERE AND NOW!

Persephone: I DON’T THINK SO! YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO KING KONG WHEN HE WAS ON TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER? YEAH, HE DIED!

Rich Russillo: THERE’S NO GODZILLA THIS TIME!!

James Peters: ????

Rich Russillo: XIMENA ON THE TOP, SHE’S CALLING FOR THE FINISH! SHE FLIEEESSSS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND BURIES AND ELBOW THROUGH THE HEART OF-

James Peters: WAIT!!! MS. EXTREME CAUGHT ROLLED TO THE SIDE AND GRABBED HER ARM, SHE ROLLS OVER AND LOCKS IN THE ‘AVA LOCK’!!! THE ‘AVA LOCK’ IS IN AND MS. EXTREME HAS THE CHALLENGER IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE!! THE ‘AVA LOCK’, THE ‘AVA LOCK’!!!!! WRENCHING AT THE FACE OF XIMENA, SHE’S YELLING IN PAIN, THIS COULD BE THE END OF THE LINE FOR HER CHAMPIONSHIP DREAMS!!

Rich Russillo: NO!! XIMENA VELASQUEZ MANAGED TO PRY MS. EXTREMES HANDS FROM HER FACE AND ROLL OUT OF THIS HOLD, TREMENDOUS POWER FROM XIMENA TO BREAK THE ‘AVA LOCK’ AND NOW BOTH WOMEN ARE BACK TO THEIR FEET! XIMENA GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT MS. EXTREME DUCKS UNDER IT AND LANDS A NAST ELBOW TO THE FACE OF XIMENA! XIMENA FIRES BACK WITH A BIG PUNCH, MS. EXTREME COUNTERS THIS ONE AS WELL AND HOOKS THE ARM OF XIMENA! SHE DRAGS HER TO THE CANVAS AND LOOKS FOR THE ‘AVA LOCK’ ONE MORE TIME!!!

James Peters: XIMENA IS ABLE TO SCRAMBLE THE TO THE BOTTOM ROPE BEFORE MS. EXTREME CAN GET THE SUBMISSION IN! THE CHAMPION TRUIES TO DRAG HER BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, BUT XIMENA IS ABLE TO REACH UP AND NAIL MS. EXTREME ON THE JAW WITH A NASTY PUNCH! NOW GETTING BACK TO HER FEET, XIMENA RAMS HER KNEE INTO THE CHEST OF THE CHAMPION! TAKING THE BREATH OUT OF MS. EXTREME, GRABBING HER AGAIN, LIFTING HER UP AND DROPPING HER CHEST FIRST ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!

Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME IS HURT AND XIMENA VELASQUEZ NOW SEATS HER ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!- WAIT, SHE’S POSITION THE FEET BEHIND THE SECOND ROPE, TRAPPING MS. EXTREME ON THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE! MS. EXTREME IN THAT TREE OF WOE POSITION! XIMENA ASCENDS TO THE TOP AND COMES THUNDERING DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A ROCK HARD STOMP THROUGH THE CHEST OF MS. EXTREME!!!! OH MY LORD, THAT TREE OF WOE STOMP WAS DISGUSTING AND THE FEET OF XIMENA ALMOST TRAVELED THROUGH HER CHEST AND OUT HER BACK! MY GOD, THE CHAMPION IS DOWN!!!

James Peters: Ms. Extreme is down so bad right now and Ximena is calling for her to get back on her feet! SHE WANTS TO FINISH MS. EXTREME RIGHT HERE AND NOW, THE SUN COULD BE SETTING ON HER CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN AS IT FLAKES AWAY BEFORE HER EYES! SHE CAN BARELY STAND, BUT XIMENA IS SIZING HER UP! MS. EXTREME STUMBLING AROUND THE CORNER- HERE GOES XIMENAAAA WITH A SPEARRR!!!!!

Rich  Russillo: NO!!! MS.EXTREME SOMEHOW SIDESTEPS AND SENDS XIMENA RUNNING STRAIGHT INTO THAT RINGPOST! A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE AS NOW IT’S XIMENA WHO SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN, GRABBING THAT ARM AS IT JUST CRACKED AGAINST THE STEEL POST! XIMENA STILL REELING AS MS. EXTREME CALLS FOR THIS CROWD TO STAND UP!! SHE BOUNCES OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND TAKES XIMENA SKULL FIRST INTO THE GROUND WITH A SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG!! WHAT A MOVE FROM THE CHAMPION, WHO CAN FEEL THE TIDES STARTING TO TURN! 

James Peters: XIMENA IS JUST BARELY FINDING THE WILL TO GET TO HER KNEES, BUT MS. EXTREME IS STILL ALIVE AND SHE’S ABOUT TO GO FOR THE EXTREME!! SHE’S CLIMBING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, SIZING UP THE WOBBLY XIMENA VELASQUEZ!!! HERE GOES MS. EXTREME OFF THE TOP ROPPPEEEEE!!! SHE FLIES WITH A ‘GLASS CEILING’ STUNNER OFF THE TOP ROPE, THAT BOUNCED XIMENA’S BODY BACK WITH FORCE AND SENT HER FLYING OUT OF THE  RING!!!! WHAT A MOVE FROM MS. EXTREME!!! SHE’S TAKEN OVER AND SHE KNOWS THIS COULD BE PRIME TIME TO TAKE OUT ONE OF HER TOUGHEST CHALLENGES YET!! 

Rich Russillo: HERE SHE GOES!! CHARGING ACROSS THE RING AND FLYING BETWEEN THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDDEEEE DIVEEEEE!!!!!!!! SHE CRUMBLES XIMENA TO THE FLOOR AGAIN AND THIS CROWD IS ON ITS FEET FOR MS. EXTREME!!!

(Crowd chants “LET’S GO ‘RED QUEEN’!!! LET’S GO ‘RED QUEEN’!!!)

James Peters: LET’S GO RED QUEEN! MS. EXTREME THROWS XIMENA HEAD FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE NOW, TAKING OVER AND BEATING UP THE CHALLENGER AT THIS POINT MS. EXTREME HAS TRULY SHOWED THE RESOLVE AND PERSEVERANCE OF A CHAMPION! LOOK AT HER, NOW ON THE APRON, CALLING FOR XIMENA TO GET BACK TO HER FEET! MS. EXTREME HAS SOMETHING BAD IN MIND! SHE’S CHARGING UP AND WAITING FOR HER PREY TO GET BACK UP!! MS. EXTREME, SHE RUNS ACROSS THE APRON AND DIVES TOWARDS XIMENA-

Rich Russillo: SPEAAARRRRR!!! MOVING THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNING, XIMENA CUTS MS. EXTREME IN HALF WITH A DEVASTATING SPEAR THAT DROVE HER INTO THE FLOOR!!!! OH MY GOD, WHAT A COUNTER!!! JUST LIKE THAT, THE CHALLENGER HAS TURNED THIS MATCH AROUND AND MS. EXTREME IS IN TROUBLE! 

James Peters: XIMENA ROLLS HER BACK INTO THE RING AND HEADS TO THE TOP ROPE, MS. EXTREME IS DOWN AND XIMENA IS GOING TO FINISH HERE AND NOW!!! SHE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND FLIES THROUGH THE AIR WITH A CRASHING EBLOW DROP THAT DESTROYS THE CHEST OF THE CHAMPION! SHE’S DOWN AND OUT AND THAT’S GONNA BE IT FOR HER REIGN AS CHAMPION! XIMENA VELASQUEZ INTO THE COVER, THIS IS ALL SHE WROTE!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

…

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Rich Russillo: KICKOUT!!! SHE KICKED OUT, MS. EXTREME SHOT THAT SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS JUST BEFORE THREE AND MY GOD, I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!!! XIMENA IS IN DISBELIEF, SHE THOUGHT IT WAS OVER, WE ALL DID!

Persephone: BUT IT’S NOT YOU DUMB BITCH! MS. EXTREME IS STILL IN THIS AND STILL HAS A FIGHTING CHANCE! SHE JUST NEEDS TO STOP ACTING LIKE THAT HAIR DYE SEEPED INTO HER BRAIN AND MADE HER A DUMBASS!!

James Peters: XIMENA CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING, SHE’S LAYING AGAINST THE ROPES, SCREAMING AT THE REFEREE! SHE THINKS IT WAS A THREE COUNT! SHE GETS UP AND GRABS HIM BY HIS COLLAR AND STARTS YELLING IN HIS FACE! MS. EXTREME, LOOK AT HER, SHE’S STARTING TO STIR!! XIMENA IS STILL IN THE RE’S FACE, MS. EXTREME GRABS HER FROM BEHIND AND ROLLS HER UP, OH MY GOD, A ROLLUP FROM MS. EXTREME!!!! SHE MIGHT STEAL THIS ONE!!!

ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Rich Russillo: NO!!! XIMENA SHOT THE SHOULDER UP AT 2!!! A BIG KICKOUT AS SHE WAS ALMOST PINNED BY MS. EXTREME, SHE FEELS THE TITLE IN HER GRASP, BUT IT NEARLY SLIPPED AWAY LIKE SAND THROUGH HER FINGERS!! MS. EXTREME GOES ON THE OFFENSIVE, BUT XIMENA SNATCHES THE CHARGING CHAMPION AND GRABS HER IN A BEARHUG!! GOOD LORD, THIS IS TIGHT!! SHE’S SQUEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF HER AND VIOLENTLY THRASHING HER AROUND!

James Peters: LOOK AT THE CHAMP! SHE MANAGES TO GET AN ARM FREE AND DROP A NASTY ELBOW STRAIGHT ON TOP OF THE SKULL OF XIMENA! NO QUIT IN MS. EXTREME, SHE’S GOING DOWN SWINGING UNTIL THE VERY END! ANOTHER ELBOW AND NOW A SLIGHT TRICKLE OF BLOOD FLOWS DOWN FROM XIMENA’S HEAD! THE SHARP ELBOW MUST HAVE CUT HER OPEN, SHE’S FORCED TO DROP MS. EXTREME AND GRABS AT HER HEAD-

Rich Russillo: OH GOD, SHE SEES THE BLOOD ON HER HAND AND IS INCENSED! LOOK AT THE CHAMPION, MS. EXTREME IS SMILING AT HER AND LAUGHING, XIMENA VIOLENTLY CHARGES TOWARDS MS. EXTREME, SHE’S ENRAGED! MS. EXTREME INVITES THE ATTACK AND DUCK UNDER A CLOTHESLINE, SHE GRABS THE BACK OF ‘LA DIOSA’ AND DELIVERS A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX! A GERMAN THAT LANDS HARD! 

XIMENA GETS RIGHT BACK UP, JESUS LORD!!!

James Peters: THE CHALLENGER LANDS A BOOT STRAIGHT TO THE CHEST OF MS. EXTREME, SHE COMES BACK OF THE ROPES AND NOW XIMENA LANDS A STIFF ELBOW TO THE SHOULDER OF MS. EXTREME! A HARD BLOW TO THE ARM THAT MADE HER YELL OUT IN PAIN, NOW ‘LA DIOSA’ GRABS THE NECK OF MS. EXTREME, SHE MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR A NECKBREAKER!! WAIT WHAT IS THE CHAMPION DOING?!?! MS. EXTREME TURNS OUT OF THE HOLD AND DROPS A HUGE PUNCH ON THE TOP OF XIMENA’S HEAD!! THAT ONE CAUSED SOME MORE BLOOD TO SPILL OUT OF HER HEAD AND NOW THAT TRICKLE HAS TURNED INTO A RED RIVER DOWN HER FACE!!!

Rich Russillo: MORE BLOWS TO THE TOP OF HER HEAD, MS. EXTREME SHOWING NO MERCY TO THE MERCILESS, DON’T EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE FROM THE WOMAN WHO WILL NEVER BACK DOWN TO ANY CHALLENGE! ANY ADVERSARY, ANY MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB, SHE’LL DO IT WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE! SHE DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK!

Persephone: GOOD! FUCK HER UP OR YOU SUCK AND YOU’RE A MID CHAMPION!!

James Peters: MS. EXTREME WIPES THAT BLOOD ON HER OWN FACE AND WEARS A HUGE GRIN, SHE TRULY IS ‘THE RED QUEEN’!!! WEARING THE JEWELRY OF WAR, MS. EXTREME DELIVERS A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION OF THE DOUBLED OVER ‘LA DIOSA’!!! MS. EXTREME NOW JUST DROPPING PUNCHES AND FOREARMS ON THE CHALLENGER, DROPPING HER TO A SEATED POSITION ON THE CANVAS, JUST PUNISHING HER RIGHT NOW!! 

Rich Russillo: AND SHE’S NOT DONE! MS. EXTREME COMES OFF THE ROPES AND- 

James Peters: XIMENA SCOOPS HER STRAIGHT OFF HER FEET AND DELIVERS A FILTHY BACKBREAKER OUT OF NOWHERE!! A BACKBREAKER THAT TOOK THE AIR OUT OF MS. EXTREME’S LUNGS!!! OH MY LORD, SHE TURNED IT AROUND LIKE THAT AND NOW IS GETTING THE CHAMPION BACK TO HER FEET! XIMENA GOING FOR HER PATENTED ‘PA’ LA RAZA’ LARIAT TO FINISH THIS MATCH OFF FOR GOOD! HERE SHE GOES!

Rich Russillo: IT DOESN’T LAND AS MS. EXTREME EVADES THE ATTACK AND STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER! XIMENA GOES FOR A SPEAR INTO THE CORNER, BUT MS. EXTREME JUMPS  ONTO THE SECOND ROPE AND XIMENA MISSES! MS. EXTREME COMES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND DRIVES XIMENA DOWN WITH A BEAUTY OF A SUNSET FLIP! WOW! WHAT A SEQUENCE AND SHE ENDS IT WITH A ‘CODE RED’ SUNSET FLIP THAT DROPPED XIMENA ON HER HEAD!

Jams Peters: BUT SHE ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER! SHE WANTS TO PRY XIMENA BACK UP AND SLAM HER DOWN WITH ‘RED QUEEN’S RAMPAGE’ AND IT WILL SURELY BE A RAMPAGE IF SHE LANDS THIS! HER SHOULDER IS IN SO MUCH PAIN AFTER SUCH A GRUELING MATCH, BUT SHE’S STILL TRYING TO PRY EHR UP!! SHE’S BEEN ABLE TO FUNCTION UP TO THIS POINT, BUT THIS MIGHT BE TOO MUCH!

Rich Russillo: TRYING TO DEADLIFT XIMENA OFF THE CANVAS!!! IT’S JUST TOO MUCH, MS. EXTREME DROPS HER BACK DOWN AND CLUTCHES AT HER SHOULDER, THAT MIGHT’VE INJURED IT AGAIN, SHE CAN’T GET XIMENA UP!! WAIT, LOOK AT XIMENA-

James Peters: ‘LA DIOSA’ GRABS THE ARM AND RIPS HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS! MS. EXTREME IS DOWN AND XIMENA NOW HAS THE ARM, WAIT SHE’S LOCKING IN THE ‘AVA LOCK’!!! A MODIFIED ‘AVA LOCK’!!! SHE HAS THE ARM INSTEAD OF THE LEG AND IS PULLING AT THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME!!! SIMULTANEOUSLY TRYING TO PRY THAT ARM OUT OF SOCKET, MS. EXTREME IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!!

Rich Russillo: SHE WANTS TO END MS. EXTREME’S TITLE REIGN WITH HER OWN MANEUVER! THAT’S SINISTER! THE MEXICAN-AMERICAN ERA OF WOMEN’S WRESTLING IS ON THE VERGE OF TAKING OVER! XIMENA ON THE CUSP OF REALIZING HER LIFELONG DREAMS!! MS. EXTREME IS IN SO MUCH PAIN AND SHE’S WAVING HER HAND IN THE AIR, SHE MIGHT TAP!  CRAWLING TOWARDS THE BOTTOM ROPE, SHE’S SO TOUGH, SHE PUTS THE HAND BACK ON THE CANVAS AND REFUSES TO TAP OUT!! SHE MIGHT JUST PASS OUT FIRST!!

James Peters: SHE HAS TOO MUCH PRIDE TO TAP OUT, BUT IT MIGHT NOT MATTER!! SHE’S GETTING TO THE ROPE SLOWLY, IT WON’T BE ENOUGH!! SHE’S REACHING FOR THE ROPE MADLY, DESPERATELY CLAWING OUT FOR IT! HER FACE WENT FROM RED TO WHITE, THE OXYGEN IS LEAVING HER BRAIN AND SHE’S FADING!! HER EYES ARE SHUTTING, SHE MAKES ONE FINAL GASP AT GRABBING OUT FOR THE ROPE!!

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Rich Russillo: SHE GRABBED IT!! SHE GRABBED THE ROPE AS HER SHUT AND THE REFEREE TELLS XIMENA TO BREAK THE HOLD!!! SHE LETS GO AS MS. EXTREME’S FACE BOUNCES OFF THE CANVAS!! SHE WAS A SECOND FROM DEFEAT, BUT SHE JUST BARELY STAYED ALIVE IN THIS MATCH! XIMENA KNOWS HOW CLOSE SHE WAS, BUT SHE’S EXHAUSTED! SHE CAN BARELY COMPREHEND THAT SHE DIDN’T JUST WIN!!!

James Peters: XIMENA THOUGHT IT WAS DONE, THE WORLD THOUGHT THIS WAS DONE, BUT SHE’S STILL ALIVE! MS. EXTREME IS STILL IN THIS MATCH AND HER TITLE REIGN IS ANYTHING BUT DEAD!! 

Rich Russillo: WE MIGHT’VE SPOKE TOO SOON! XIMENA IS LIFTING UP THE BODY OF MS. EXTREME, GOING FOR THE ‘XV’!!! THAT SINGLE ARM POWERBOMB THAT HAS DISMANTLED SO MANY GIFTED COMPETITORS, IF SHE HITS THIS, WE’RE LOOKING AT THE DAWN OF A NEW CHAMPION! THE XIMENA ERA COULD BE ON THE WAY! SHE LIFTS MS. EXTREME UP, SHE’S IN POWERBOMB POSITION-

James Peters: NO! MS. EXTREME ESCAPES OUT THE BACK DOOR AND TURNS THIS INTO A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB, CODE RED!!!

Rich Russillo: WAIT! XIMENA DIDN’T LET HER DELIVER THE ‘CODE RED’ AND HAS MS. EXTREME TRAPPED UPSIDE DOWN!! SHE DROPS THE CHAMPION HEAD FIRST INTO THE CANVAS AND MS. EXTREME’S SKULL BOUNCED OFF THAT CANVAS LIKE A JASON WILLAIMS DRIBBLE! SHE’S DOWN AND XIMENA KNOWS THAT SHE HAS TO KEEP HER FOOT ON THE GAS! MS. EXTREME IS A CORPSE AND XIMENA HAS FREERANGE TO EMBARK ON THE PATH TO HER DREAMS!!

James Peters: XIMENA NOW CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE, SURELY THIS HAS TO BE ALL!! XIMENA SIZING MS. EXTREME UP AND THERE IS NO COUNTERS THIS TIME!!

James Peters: SHE SAYS THIS IS FOR MEXICO! POINTING TO THE SKY AND THE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR WITH ELBOW DROP STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HEART OF MS. EXTREME! THE ARROW THROUGH THE HEART WILL PUT HER AWAY AND DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE! SHE’S DONE IT, FOR MEXICO!!! XIMENA VELASQUEZ GOES FOR THE PINFALL ON MS. EXTREME, DREAMS HAVE BEEN MADE!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Rich Russillo: KICKOUTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! SHE KICKED OUT!!!

(Crowd goes absolutely bananas as Ms. Extreme lifelessly lays against the canvas, having kicked out of the seemingly impossible. Cheering for both women and their tremendous efforts.)

James Peters: HOW IS MS. EXTREME STILL IN THIS MATCH?!?! XIMENA SHOULD BE THE CHAMPION RIGHT NOW AND THIS CROWD SHOULD BE BOOING IN ANGUISH THAT THIS SHEER OPPOSITE OF A FAN FAVORITE IS THE CHAMPION! WE SHOULD BE SAYING IT WAS A GREAT REIGN MS. EXTREME HAD, HOW DID SHE JUST DO THAT?!? HOW IS SHE STILL IN THIS AFTER THAT?!? AFTER EVERYTHING!?!? 

Rich Russillo: THAT’S THE HEART OF A FIGHTING CHAMPION AND THERE ISN’T ANYONE WITH MORE HEART AND MORE PRIDE THAN MS. EXTREME! SHE WON’T GO OUT UNTIL SHE’S DEAD AND SIX FEET UNDER!!

Persephone: WHATEVER IT TAKES TO KEEP THE TITLE OFF OF KEVIN DURANT WITH A PONYTAIL!!! WHATEVER IT TAKES, MS. EXTREME, SO GRAB A DAMN CHAIR AND FUCK HER UP OR SOME SHIT, JUST FINISH THIS SHIT!!!

James Peters: IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S XIMENA WHO IS ON THE VERGE OF THAT, BUT THE LOOK ON HER FACE IS ONE OF DISBELIEF! HER FIRST TITLE MATCH IN EAW AND SHE CAN’T BELIEVE MS. EXTREME HAS THIS KIND OF RESOLVE! THIS SORT OF HEART AND PERSEVERANCE, XIMENA JUST SAVAGELY PUT HER DOWN FOR TWO AND THREE QUARTERS OF THE COUNT, BUT MS. EXTREME’S WILL COULDN’T’ BE STRONGER!! XIMENA LOOKS LIKE SHE’S HIT HER WITH THE KITCHEN SINK, HELL EVEN THE DRIER AT THIS POINT!

Rich Russillo: SHE KNOWS SHE JUST HAS TO PRESS FORWARD BECAUSE ONE MORE TIME COULD BE THE END!!! SHE’S DISTRAUGHT, BUT SHE KNOWS SHE NEEDS TO KEEP THE OFFENSE ON! AND SHE’S GONNA DO THAT, SHE LIFTS MS. EXTREME UP AND GRABS HER BY THE JAW, MUTTERING SOMETHING IN HER FACE AND-

James Peters: SLAP! MS. EXTREME SLAPS XIMENA IN THE FACE AND THEN STUMBLES AGAINST THE ROPES! XIMENA IS INCENSED AND SHE CHARGES TOWARDS MS. EXTREME WITH A POWERFUL SPEAR- BUT MS. EXTREME SIDE STEPS HER AND XIMENA THROWS HERSELF THROUGH THE ROPES! SHE GETS BACK TO HER FEET, BUT SHE USED SO MUCH ENERGY DOING THAT, SHE’S EXHAUSTED AND LABORDELY ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING, WAIT- BANG!

Rich Russillo: A ‘TWIST OF FATE’ JUST RIPPED XIMENA’S NECK TO THE CANVAS AND MS. EXTREME SOMEHOW JUST GOT THE REINS OF THIS MATCH BACK IN HER HANDS! OH BOY, HERE COMES THE EXTREME!!!! 

James Peters: ‘LA DIOSA’ IS DRAPED OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE, GUT FIRST ON THAT ROPE AS MS. EXTREME CAUGHT HER COMING IN THE RING, SHE’S LOOKING TO TAKE HER OUT FOR GOOD! OH MY GOD, MS. EXTREME IS GOING TO THE TOP ROPE, BARELY ABLE TO DRAG HER BODY UP THERE, IT MUST FEEL LIKE SHE’S CLIMBING EVEREST, BUT SHE’S SOMEHOW ABLE TO REACH THE TOP! MS. EXTREME ON TOP OF THE WORLD, OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!!!

James Peters: MS. EXTREME FLIESSSSS WITH ‘A BLIND FURY’ DIVING DOUBLE STOMP TO THE BACK OF XIMENA!!! THAT ONE DRIBBLED XIMENA’S FACE OFF THE CANVAS!!! MS. EXTREME WITH ‘A BLIND FURY’ TO THE BACK AND THOSE FEET MUST HAVE FELT LIKE A DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN INTO HER SPINE!!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT!!! MS. EXTREME SOMEHOW PULLS THROUGH AND DELIVERS IT!!

Persephone: WAIT, NO!

Rich Russillo: XIMENA ROLLED OUT OF THE RING AND HIT THE FLOOR AS MS. EXTREME TRIED TO GO FOR THE PIN! MS. EXTREME HAD THIS WON AND XIMENA JUST BARELY MANAGED TO GET OUT TO THE FLOOR, OH MY GOD, WHAT AN EFFORT FROM BOTH WOMEN TO PRESERVE AND STAY ALIVE!!! 

James Peters: SHE HAS TO GET HER BACK IN THE RING!!! MS. EXTREME IS OUT THERE AND TRYING TO HAUL HER BODY UP, BUT XIMENA IS LIFELESS RIGHT NOW!! MS. EXTREME FINALLY THROWS HER ONTO THE APRON, BUT SHE USED SO MUCH TIME AND EFFORT TO DO IT, THE WINDOW MAY HAVE PASSED FOR HER TO END THIS!!! SHE DRAGS XIMENA BACK AND SAYS THIS IS THE FINAL CURTAIN CALL!!! OH BOY, HERE GOES THE CHAMPION!!!

Rich Russillo: SHE QUICKLY TRIES TO FIND HER WAY UP THE TURNBUCKLES THIS TIME, SHE KNOWS THIS HAS GOT TO BE HER ONE AND ONLY SHOT! THIS IS ALL SHE HAS LEFT, IT’S ALL OR NOTHING RIGHT NOW! EVERY CHIP ON THE TABLE, ALL BETS ARE OFF, THIS IS EVERYTHING SHE HAS!!!!!!!

James Peters: MS. EXTREME ON THE TOP AND XIMENA IS BARELY STIRRING, JUST GAZING AT MS. EXTREME ON THE TOP ROPE!!! THE CHAMPION FLIES THROUGH THE AIR AND- 

Rich Russillo: ‘XXXXXXVVVVVVVVVV”!!!!! AKDLFDDLDOLFODAD THE POWERBOMB!!! THE POWERBOMB, SHE PICKED MS. EXTREME OUT OF THE AIR AND DELIVERED THE SINGLE ARMED POWERBOMB!!! THE ‘XV’ SENDS MS. EXTREME THUNDERING TO THE CANVAS AND TAKES ANY LIFE LEFT IN HER AWAY!!! OH MY GOD, XIMENA IN FOR THE COVER, THE AIR JUST LEFT THE LUNGS OF EVERYONE IN THIS STADIUM!!! SHE SILENCES THE CROWD AND HAS THE ARM DRAPED OVER MS. EXTREME!!! FOR THE TITLE, FOR MEXICO, FOR HER DREAMS!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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James Peters: FOOT ON THE ROPE!!! HOLY SHATATDKD, THE FOOT IS ON THE ROPE! THE. FOOT. IS. ON. THE. DAMN. ROPE. OH MY GOD, SHE GOT THE FOOT UP AND I HAVE NO EARTHLY IDEA HOW!!! 

Rich Russillo: THE. FOOT. IS. ON. THE. DAMN. ROPE. THE. FOOT. IS. ON. THE. DAMN. ROPE. DID YOU HEAR ME?!? I SAID, THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOT IS ON THE DAMN ROPES AND THIS MATCH IS STILL ON!!! THIS COVETED TITLE IS STILL UP FOR GRABS!!

Persephone: NOW GET UP, BITCH!

James Peters: XIMENA DIDN’T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT, SHE’S SO TIRED, SHE JUST ROLLED OFF THE BODY OF MS. EXTREME, I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF SHE KNOWS WHAT’S HAPPENING!! THEY’RE BOTH EXHAUSTED, BEATEN AND BRUISED! BUT THEY ARE BOTH WORLD CLASS ATHLETES AND ARE SETTING A NEW STANDARD FOR EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS DAMN COMPANY! WORK AS HARD AS THESE WOMEN DO!!!

Rich Russillo: SHE’S JUST NOW REALIZING SHE HASN’T WON, SHE DOESN’T BELIEVE IT! THERE IS NO WAY MS. EXTREME SURVIVED THAT!! XIMENA DOESN’T WANT TO BELIEVE IT, BUT IT’S TRUE!! THE CHAMPION WILL NOT GO OUT, SHE JUST WON’T!!! MS. EXTREME DIDN’T ARRIVE TO LOSE HER TITLE!!! NOW XIMENA STUMBLES TO HER FEET AND GRABS THE WRIST OF MS. EXTREME! SHE LIFTS HER UP AND DELIVERS A STINGING CHOP TO THE CHEST!! GEEZ, I FELT THAT FROM OVER HERE!!

James Peters: MS. EXTREME CRUMBLES TO HER KNEES AND PUTS HER HEAD TO THE CANVAS, NOW XIMENA BRINGS HER TO HER FEET ONE MORE TIME! SHE SAYS THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE END, THIS IS ALL FOR THE EXTREME!!! XIMENA LAUNCHES HERSELF WITH A WESTERN LARIAT THAT-

Rich Russillo: NO, STOP! MS. EXTREME DUCKS UNDER IT AND KICKS THE CALF OF XIMENA WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS LEFT!! SHE DROPPED THAT NASTY KICK TO THE LEG THAT BUCKLED XIMENA TO A KNEE! THE CHOPS, THE LEG KICKS, WE’RE BACK WHERE WE STARTED!!! THESE TWO WOMEN CAME TO PUNISH EACH OTHER AND WON’T STOP, NOT UNTIL ONE BREAKS!

James Peters: XIMENA IS DOWN ON THE KNEE AND MS. EXTREME JUMPS OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE WITH ANOTHER ‘GLASS CEILING’ STUNNER!!! THAT DIVING STUNNER OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE SEND SHOCKWAVES DOWN THE BODY OF XIMENA VELASQUEZ!!! MS. EXTREME SAYS GOODNIGHT AND IS ABOUT TO CALL THE FINAL BLOOD!! SHE MAKES HER WAY TO THE TOP ROPE AND CALLS FOR THE END!!!

Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME DIVES WITH ‘A BLIND FURY’ STOMPPPPPP!!! NO, WAIT, XIMENA ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AND GOT BACK TO HER FEET!!! SHE SWINGS FOR A CLOTHESLINE AT MS. EXTREME, BUT THE CHAMPION AVOIDS IT AND COMES OFF THE ROPES WITH A MASSIVE SPEAR!! A SPEAR FROM MS. EXTREME, THAT’S XIMENA’S MOVE, BUT MS. EXTREME USED IT TO CUT ‘LA DIOSA IN HALF!!!

James Peters: WAIT, LOOK AT MS. EXTREME, SHE JUMPS ON XIMENA AND LOCKS IN THE ‘RED HANDED’ SUBMISSION!!! THAT SEATED ARMBAR, PULLING THE ARM UP AND SITTING DOWN ON THE SHOULDER, OH MY GOD, MS. EXTREME PULLING AT THAT ARM WITH ALL HER MIGHT AND THIS HAS TO BE IT!!!

Rich Russillo: SHE’S NEARING THE ROPES, SHE’S TRYING TO CLAW AND SCRATCH, BUT SHE CAN’T TAKE IT, SHE’S INCHES FROM GETTING HER HAND ON THE ROPE, REACHING OUT AND FLAILING HER ARM FOR IT, MS. EXTREME TRYING TO BREAK THE ARM AND SCREAMING OUT!!! THAT BONE IS GOING TO SNAP AND XIMENA CAN’T TAKE IT!!! SHE’S SO CLOSE, BUT MS. EXTREME GIVES IT ONE LAST PULL-

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(TAP! TAP! TAP!)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Rich Russillo: XIMENA TAPS AND MS. EXTREME DOES IT, SHE WINS!!!!! MS. EXTREME WITH THE BIGGEST PERFORMANCE OF HER LIFE TONIGHT, OH MY LORD, WHAT A DEFINING MATCH AND NIGHT FOR THIS INCREDIBLE WOMAN!!

(‘Throne’ by Saint Mesa rings throughout the arena as Ms. Extreme falls back to the canvas, grabbing her shoulder and nearly breaking down from the intensity of the moment. This tremendous win, this packed arena and this incredible effort, what a moment for Ms. Extreme, who is handed her title, but is so tired she just drops it to the canvas next to her and lays flat, absolutely exhausted.)

Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILLLLLLL, THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONNNNNN!!!! ‘THE REDDDDD QUEEENNNN’ MS. EXTREEEMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!

(The crowd cheers as Ms. Extreme runs water through her hair and face. Ximena Velasquez is grabbing her arm and rolls out to the floor with the help of EAW officials. These women have literally nothing left to give, not even a stand.)

Rich Russillo: This match defined both of these competitors and set the standard for their capabilities in this company. They pushed past their limits, they defied expectation and they may very well have just delivered the greatest match we’ve seen for this title in a long time. Talk about an effort from Ximena, who in her first title match, took one of EAW’s greatest competitors to her breaking point and very nearly had this match won at points.

James Peters: No reason at all to hang her head, Ximena still looked so strong in defeat and this is anything but a loss for her-

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James Peters: Man, I can’t get over that match. Truly, truly everything laid on the line and everything left inside the ring. They left no stone unturned and fought with everything they head. But in the end, it’s Ms. Extreme who walks away, still the champion. Still with championship matches on her horizon and more challengers to take on. Though tonight, she can rest easy and know that she’s earned this victory for everything it is. She fought so hard for this win and she survived the unthinkable to get it. 

(Ms. Extreme leans against the ropes and her shoulder is still so hurt, can’t even lift the title. She then proceeds to step to the second rope, lift the injured shoulder, wincing in pain and raise the title in front of the roaring crowd. She’ll never stop telling herself that she can fight through it. What a night for her as she absorbs possibly one of the sweetest moments she ever will in EAW. The world’s attention is on her right now as Ximena walks up the stage, she’s being aided by EAW officials. Being aided to the back as the shot shows Ms. Extreme on the rope yelling to the crowd.)

Rich Russillo: You said it, James, she earned this one. Every bit of it and she’s going to celebrate like a champion. What a performance and what a match, my lord. Hats off to both these women  on what was an amazing effort, but in the end, it’s the extreme that will wear the crown!

(Ms. Extreme is shown one final time on the ropes and she takes her title and throws it over her shoulder, then Territorial Invasion fades elsewhere.)

[ 10 MINUTE INTERMISSION ]

( Territorial Invasion fades down to the ringside area where Persephone is seen standing inside the ring. The beautiful Greek commentator is already tearing up, and she is dramatically fanning herself as if that is going to dry the tears that threaten to spill from her eyes. )

Persephone: Ladies and gentlemen, this whole show has fucking sucked and lasted way too long, and all of that is due to the absence of one man. The lack of Rex McAllister has left an unmistakable void on Sunday nights, and the second this whole mystery opponent for Myles bullshit started, I had a feeling deep in my gut that there is only one person who this could possibly be. Trust me, I hit social media and started stalking the accounts of Rex and his fucking whore of a wife. Radio silence, which really leads me to believe that something is going on, and neither one of them wants to spoil it :adpeek:. Clearly, he is going to be making his return to Elite Answers Wrestling tonight and I personally can’t fucking wait.

( Despite how annoying Persephone is, the crowd can’t help but cheer over the thought of Rex McAllister returning to EAW. The matches he’s had with Myles have been some of the best for both men, and there is no one who would argue over them having another. )

Persephone: But of course, we have to go through all this other crap and act like the person isn’t Rex, which is why I guess I need to go ahead and introduce the only person who apparently knows who this mystery opponent is. So welcome, Captain Charisma, I guess.

( “Self Help Tape” by Moses Sumney begins to play across the PA system and the crowd pops loudly for the Voltage commissioner. As always, Captain Charisma is looking like a snack, and there is no denying the arrogance that is splashed across his face. Voltage has had an incredible night and with New Eden finally having their purpose recognized and a chance to actually fight for control of Voltage, Captain Charisma knows that there is a very good chance his brand will walk away with the biggest victory of the night. He is handed a microphone by the time keeper as he gets into the ring, and before Captain Charisma can even get through the ropes, Persephone is calling for his music to cut. )

Persephone: So let’s not waste any more of my precious time, CC. Who is Myles’ opponent for Clash of Kingdoms and can we just go ahead and bring Rex out?

Captain Charisma: Look, I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade but I can tell you right now that Rex is not the man facing New Eden’s Myles at Clash of Kingdoms.

Persephone: ….

( The crowd boos just a bit, but they are also intrigued. If not Rex McAllister, then who? Who has been sending Myles mysterious notes and wants to potentially draw the wrath of New Eden? )

Captain Charisma: Sorry, Seph. If it’s any consolation, Rex McAllister has an open invitation to return whenever he wants. That being said, I have to say that I could not be more excited for Clash of Kingdoms. Voltage has done the damn thing tonight and I know that they will carry that momentum over when we head to Kuwait. Drake King will defend the EAW World Championship against long-time rival Jake Smith, and I am sure that match will be one for the ages. Cleopatra has returned to continue chasing history and adding to her incredible legacy. Will she be able to make it past a woman she’s all too familiar with in Minerva and capture the National Elite Championship? Only time will tell, but no doubt both women are looking to make a statement next weekend. Voltage’s Divide and Conquer team is strong and obviously looking to eliminate the women of Dynasty before turning their attention to one another. I would love to see all five Voltage women make it to the end and fight against one another, but Team Dynasty :wow:. They will have something to say about that, I’m sure. And while she might have come up short in her quest to capture the Unified Tag Team Championships with Danny Tanner, Candice Blair will have another opportunity to get another win when she faces Showdown’s Ashley Flores next weekend. Things are looking bright for the Voltage brand :wow:

Persephone: Okay. You can cut the fucking shit. If Rex isn’t the mystery opponent for that ginger fuck Myles, then who the hell is?

( Before Captain Charisma can answer, the crowd begins to boo pretty heavily. The giant tron inside the stadium has clicked on and New Eden is seen. Drake King, Myles, and Minerva are dressed for war, seeing as how Stadium Stampede will be starting in a few minutes, and they are in an undisclosed location. All that surrounds them is darkness, and the crowd really lets the trio have it when a disgusting smile flashes across the face of Drake King. )

Drake King: It actually doesn’t matter who Myles’ opponent is for Clash of Kingdoms because after tonight, when New Eden walks away from Stadium Stampede victorious, the landscape of Voltage is going to change dramatically. The EAW Championship match at Clash of Kingdoms? The last one you will see for awhile. The National Elite Championship match at Clash of Kingdoms? The last one you will see for awhile. Weird mystery opponents who are too cowardly to show their faces until New Eden isn’t even around to confront them head on? Not happening on our watch. While there is nothing we can do to stop the matches from happening as Clash of Kingdoms, what we can do is assure you all that this kind of thing won’t happen in the future.

Minerva: Exactly. Trust me when I say that there is absolutely nothing that any of the men on team Dynasty or team Showdown could do to stop us from winning the Stadium Stampede match. This isn’t a match like any of the other ones they’ve had throughout their careers, this is a match with Voltage’s future on the line. This victory was always destined to be ours, and the change we bring to Voltage following that victory is a change that the brand has desperately needed for a very long time. Someone has been toying with Myles for weeks now, refusing to show themselves and instead sending a bunch of invitations and letters his way without giving us the slightest idea of who they are. I’m not sure what they’re hoping to gain from this, but Clash of Kingdoms is the last time we allow any of this to happen.

( Drake and Minerva both look at Myles, who is standing in the middle of them. All the Cash in the Vault holder can do is shake his head. )

Myles: From using my image on a stupid poster without my consent to mystery letters, and all the other shit in between, I’m ready to get this whole thing over with. I’m sure that whoever my so-called opponent is going to be someone that you picked in order to fuck with me and the rest of New Eden. I half expect someone like Landerson to walk out, or some dumbfuck from a Comic Con dressed as Sanji, because apparently all these things are used to irritate me. Waiting for a literal kangaroo to hop on down to the ring and reveal itself to be the manager for some PETA representative that moonlights as a professional wrestler after hours. It’s honestly going to be extremely disappointing when some fucking scrub comes to the ring and you just stand there with that goofy smile on your face, thinking that you did something.

( Myles has obviously directed this at Captain Charisma, and the commissioner actually holds up his hand. )

Captain Charisma: Honestly, I had nothing to do with this match other than signing off on it. This man contacted me and asked specifically to face you at Clash of Kingdoms because he finds the whole concept of New Eden rather interesting.

( The trio all make faces and look at one another, clearly trying to decide if Captain Charisma is bullshitting them or not. )

Myles: I find that hard to believe. You will do absolutely anything to try and come at New Eden and destroy us, despite the fact we have been carrying your brand on our backs since February. Even before that, Minerva, Drake, and I were the hardest working individuals in this company, constantly putting in more effort than anyone else. Titles don’t mean a goddamn thing to any of us, but I know for a fact that all three of us enjoy the thrill of competition more than anything and want to rise to the occasion every single time we put ourselves out there. We want the entire world to know that there is more to this business than just championships and glory and personal gain. That is why when Stadium Stampede is over and New Eden is in charge of Voltage, Wicked Games is going to be a showcase of what professional wrestling should look like.

Captain Charisma: You still have to win Stadium Stampede first, and you know what? I hope you do. Because with New Eden in charge of Voltage, things are bound to fall apart. Watching you guys crumble right when you have everything you could have ever wanted is going to be pretty damn entertaining for me and the rest of the EAW Universe because eventually, it’s going to happen. But before you three work yourselves into a shoot, let me just say that this person contacted me because they also enjoy competing just for the sake of competing. Wrestling is in their blood and they’re pretty good at it if you want my personal opinion.

Minerva: We don’t.

Drake King: Just cut to the chase Captain Charisma. Who is Myles facing?

Captain Charisma: :mjgrin:

( “Scenario” by Pop Smoke begins to play. )

Drake King: WHAT?

( The crowd has gone absolutely nuts and all the color has drained from Myles’ face. )

Minerva: No.. no… no… no… 

Captain Charisma: :umad:

( That is when the voices of the Voltage commentary team cut in, including Persephone, who has left the ring. )

Persephone: NO ONE FUCKING WANTS THIS!!! MALCOLM JONES WAS SENT PACKING BACK AT PAIN FOR PRIDE AND HE SHOULD NOT BE HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS SHOULD BE REX’S MOMENT!!!

James Peters: I… wow. I don’t know what to say. I thought for sure that we would never see Malcolm Jones again and to say New Eden is pissed would be an understatement.

( Sure enough, New Eden are screaming at Captain Charisma but their voices are drowned out by the music. They are clearly worked up. However, a few more seconds of the “Scenario” plays and no one walks out. )

Captain Charisma: :mjlol2:

Drake King: …

Minerva: …

Myles: …

Captain Charisma: :troll:

( “Scenario” stops playing and it’s pretty clear that Captain Charisma was just having a bit of fun at New Eden’s expense. )

Rich Russillo: :lupe: Something tells me that this isn’t going to end well. New Eden have gone quiet and I don’t like the looks on their faces at all right now. Captain Charisma is clearly fucking with them and New Eden do not like to be taken as a joke.

Persephone: Well boo fucking hoo. This whole thing is a joke.

Myles: Absolutely unbelievable. I should have known that this whole thing was complete bullshit. What’s next, Captain Charisma? Are you going to suddenly reveal my opponent to be you?

( Myles scoffs. )

Myles: That wouldn’t surprise me whatsoever because this whole thing has been brewing for months. It would be right up your alley to wait and announce yourself as my opponent right before New Eden heads into Stadium Stampede. Obviously you would have never done this or set this up if we were in the building right now, but it is what it is. If you want to fly all the way to Kuwait and get your ass kicked, then by all means. When I’m done, bet that New Eden is going to be running Voltage indefinitely because there won’t be a commissioner left to tend to it once we’re done.

Captain Charisma: That’s all fine and good, but guess what, Myles? I’m not your opponent. This man is.

( All the trolling has stopped and Captain Charisma’s smile is gone. He gestures towards the stage and the lights dim. The crowd immediately quiets down and after several moments of pure silence, “Way 2 Sexy” by Drake featuring Future and Young Thug begins to blast across the PA system. It doesn’t take long for the EAW Universe to lose their fucking shit, and in some cases, their panties :mjlit: )

James Peters: ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? THIS IS WHO MYLES IS FACING AT CLASH OF KINGDOMS?!?!?!

Rich Russillo: MR. DEDEDE! MR. DEDEDE! MR. DEDEDE! WE HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MAN SINCE PAIN FOR PRIDE WHEN RONN BANK$ SCREWED HIM OUT OF WINNING THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

Persephone: Cool

( Mr. DEDEDE stands on the stage and absolutely milks the reaction of the crowd for all its worth. They shower him with nothing but love and respect, because no matter what happens in EAW, he is a living legend. Seeing him in person is second to none. A smirk crosses the face of Mr. DEDEDE has he walks a little way down the ramp and then pivots around to face the tron and New Eden. )

Mr. DEDEDE:

Myles:

( Mr. DEDEDE just stands there gloating at the absolute shock of New Eden. Clearly he is eating up this moment, living for the reaction, and having an absolute ball. He encourages the crowd to get loud and obviously they oblige him. Mr. DEDEDE toys with them all for a bit and finally, his new theme music plays itself out. He pulls a microphone from the back pocket of his black jeans and looks at New Eden. )

Mr. DEDEDE: I see you got my notes.

( Myles can’t help but scowl and he folds his arms across his chest. )

Mr. DEDEDE: :mjlol: I bet you didn’t think it was going to be me, did you??

Myles: I –

( Mr. DEDEDE abruptly cuts off the New Eden member. )

Mr. DEDEDE: You’ve done more than enough talking for one week and the only Australian accent I want to hear in my lifetime is my wife’ whenever she whispers something dirty in my ear. Next weekend in Kuwait, New Eden finally gets the competition they desire. I’ll see you at COK, poster boy.

( And just like, the statement is made. Mr. DEDEDE drops the microphone and “Way 2 Sexy” begins to play again. New Eden aren’t allowed to speak which obviously upsets them. )

( Territorial Invasion fades to a commercial break. )

( Commercial Break: People’s Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2021, Xander Payne talking about how it is a struggle to maintain his sexiness. )

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( DING! DING! DING! )

Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… THE FOLLOWING IS THE FIRST EVER STADIUM STAMPEDE MATCH!!!!

( The camera pans across the Tiger Stadium crowd before transitioning to a bird’s eye view of a secluded section of the western parking lot. All of the parking spaces are filled with the vehicles of various elitists, with stagehands, referees, and emergency personnel on hand at the outskirts. )

Stew-O: For the past four years, we have seen the main event of Territorial Invasion settled within the confines of the Wargames structure. Now, for the first time ever, we will see the nine-person fight fest see its conclusion scattered throughout the Tiger Stadium. All of us have been accustomed to all nine competitors absolutely going at it inside of the structure—now there are no limitations, there are no set boundaries, there are no restraints because everything inside and around the Tiger Stadium is legal! Forget what you knew about brand warfare in general because we are going to take it to the next level!

Persephone: The world was a tad shocked to see Elite Answers Wrestling take a change in direction for tonight’s main event, and I am certain the nine competitors tonight are excited to use anything and everything that they can see. Everything is literally legal in this match. You can take your personal rivalries anywhere in this stadium and that is what is so unique in this match. It is not like others and it will be interesting on how they will deal with this type of stipulation. Hopefully, they grab machine guns and shoot each other to death with them?

Stew-O: Now, Seph, where would they obtain assault rifles in a football stadium?

Persephone: Even if I knew the answer to that question, I wouldn’t know. If I were to guess, however? Alex Myers most likely has an entire armory in his backpack with his school shooting ass, or Ronan Malosi judging how he’d probably want to reminisce of the Capitol days. All I want is for one of them to be murdered! I WANT THE BLOOD AND GUTS! GIVE ME IT!

Gavin Kirkland: This is going to be a clusterfuck of a match, guys. The stipulation where they can travel across this stadium is cool and call, but as long as they don’t accidentally stumble into my secret room for entertainment purposes, then this match will be goated as fuck! Can we get this on and over with! I feel like I am ready to pounce. My left leg is fucking covered with hair because of that sexual fiend dog that Jake has, and I just want to see this chaos unravel!

( “My Brother (The DragonSlayer) by Shiro Sagisu begins to play. As per usual, the camera picks up several audience members throwing their thumbs down and booing the yellow brand’s representatives. With the new slow motion camera, New Eden descends from the northern entrance of the parking lot. Yellow-tinted lights shine down on their stoic expressions. All three members are razer-focused in the task at hand, predictably dragging their championships and briefcases without a care in the world and prepared to get this done and over with. New Eden usually arrives at the scene annoyed by audience members, but since there is no one but them, they seem to be neutral. 

Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! Representing Voltage; Mr. Cash In The Vault, Myles, The EAW National Elite Champion, Minerva, and the EAW World Champion, Drake King—NEWWWWWWWW EDENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Stew-O: New Eden have maintained a strong vice grip over Sunday nights for nearly half a year now, and with the incentive to run Voltage for a month, the controversial trio is definitely in full force tonight. Imagine what Drake King, Myles and Minerva would be like if they were in power. Imagine the change they would bring down onto that landscape and I don’t believe that the Voltage roster is too happy knowing what will happen if they were to win. New Eden only arrives on the scene to get what they want and they will not leave the Tiger Stadium without the acquisition of the traditional bragging rights. 

Persephone: Captain Charisma is shooting himself in the foot with this reward. Yeah, he does somewhat satisfy the wants and needs of New Eden by bringing that incentive to the table, but what about us? I don’t fucking want these three charlatans to be in charge of my paycheque, and I don’t think a majority of the Voltage roster would wish that onto themselves too. Such horrible management and if they do win this match; don’t be surprised if you see me on Dynasty and Showdown.

Gavin Kirkland: You should join me on Showdown. We would make an explosive duo—in and out of the commentary booth. :mjlit:

Persephone: On second thought, maybe I will stay. 

Stew-O: It would be wise for New Eden to stay away from dangerous situations—opposite of what Persephone is praying for—because these three competitors are scheduled to compete a week from now in Kuwait. Minerva will defend her National Elite Championship, Drake King will defend his EAW World Championship, and Myles’ opponent has yet to be determined. If they do put absolutely everything on their line—and I am talking about EVERYTHING—then it might not bode well in their all-important matches a week from now. However, New Eden has fought through hell and high water to get what they want, so tonight is no different. I have no doubt in my eyes that these three extremely talented individuals will bounce back, but with this stipulation, their fates have been opened up to even more possibilities. 

( Drake King and Minerva tosses their respective championship belts to the side, while Myles throws his Cash In The Vault briefcase across four rows of cars—hitting a stagehand in the process. New Eden stands side by side in unison before their theme song fades into silence. To their chagrin, a bright turquoise light surrounds the eastern entrance. )

( “Paint It Black” by Hidden Citizens hits to a huge ovation as Theron Nikolas slams a door open to get through the eastern entrance. He wears clothes representing Showdown colours and immediately goes nose-to-nose with Minerva. The referee separates him as “Success Is My Cologne by Curren$y” starts to play to a thunderous reaction from the crowd. Lethal Consequences seemed to take a different route as he stands at the top of the stairwell adjacent to the eastern entrance. He looks around the parking lot, scanning the ambience before quickly descending the stairs. )

Bella Braxton: AND THEIR OPPONENTS! FIRST!—They are the team of Theron Nikolas, Lethal Consequences, and Impact—TEAAAAM SHOOOOWDOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

Gavin Kirkland: From what I have seen from our brand, Team Showdown originally had no chemistry between all of its members. Theron Nikolas initially had no aspiration to associate himself with Lethal Consequences and Impact. Even for one night, he didn’t want to cooperate with them, but Hurricane Hawk has now promised him to make it worth his while, so Theron is competing tonight in hopes that he does get his worth his while. Just like New Eden, Team Showdown is competing with huge incentives. Well, I don’t think Lethal Consequences wants a huge reward out of this, but Impact and Nikolas are enticed by the opportunities hinted at by their management.

Stew-O: This is definitely what New Eden has an advantage in. New Eden have been together for months now and have built an unbreakable trusting bond between one another. Team Dynasty and Showdown on the other hand have no other choice but to make compromises by setting their egos and hatred for one another aside for Territorial Invasion. It has been a recurring theme with every year’s main event and with the chance of those two teams imploding, New Eden might just have won automatically. Team Showdown are the individuals that were the architects to this stipulation, so they might bring some unexpected offense to this match that no one will see coming. That is definitely what Voltage and Dynasty should factor in because these three are the most cerebral in this match and should be watched out for.

Persephone: It appears to be that the bald old man and Theron Nikolas are entering this match short of one individual. All three members of New Eden seem confused by this approach, but they quickly go back to focusing on this match. Lethal Consequences and Theron Nikolas are viciously staring into their eyes as everyone—including us—are just waiting for them to get it on! 

Gavin Kirkland: What Persephone! LETS MARVIN GAYE AND GET IT ON!

( Lethal Consequences and Theron Nikolas stand together against New Eden intentionally without Impact. They all exchange insults before a red light dawns on the most southern entrance. They all scoff at the same time as “Family Ties’ ‘ by Baby Keem ft. Kendrick Lamar starts to subtly play through the speakers of a car from afar. The crowd pops to what they can hear as all of them turn their heads to see a 1961 Lincoln Continental vehicle descending from a ramp. In slow motion, it pans across all three Dynasty elitists. Andre Walker lays in the left backseat, arms resting against the door as his long hair moves in harmony with the wind as SOSA Henderson sits right beside him. The Visual Prophet has his feet on the dashboard while Albert Hitchman drives the car. 

Bella Braxton: AND THEIR OPPONENTS! They are the team of SOSA Henderson, Andre Walker, and Visual Prophet—TEEEAAAAM DYNASTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Gavin Kirkland: I honestly wish the security guards didn’t have to raid through my baggage earlier and confiscate me of my twenty gallon jugs of lubricants! I would be off the grid-ri-ri-ri-ri right now if they had not done it now because ladies and gentlemen we are in the presence of the Kaiser himself! ANDRE WALKER! One of the greatest wrestlers going on right now and I wish I could just walk over there and touch his hair. Have you ever touched his hair, Persephone? Stewy? It is absolutely magnificent and it has to be made from the Gods! LET’S GET THIS SHIT!!

Stew-O: I unfortunately never had the opportunity to touch his hair, Gavin, so I can’t really relate. Andre Walker is heading into this match with intent to absolutely destroy anyone that gets in his path. He has a huge championship match ahead of him as he earned at Operation: Doomsday against Bronson Daniels, so I am sure that is on his mind. However, like Vizzy and SOSA, all three of them have to set aside the conflicts over Friday Night Dynasty and worry about working like a well-oiled machine.

Persephone: Why would you enter in a car? Are you so fucking lazy that you can’t just walk a couple of steps towards the other teams?

Gavin Kirkland: Now what if your so-called lord and saviour, Rex McAllister came out here on a vehicle?

Persephone: Then, I would simply bow down before him and worship him like the sexy god that he is! :confounded: :woozy_face: :drooling_face:

( All three teams—with Showdown missing Impact—all stare each other for a couple of moments. )

( **POW** )

Stew-O: DRAKE KING CLOCKS VISUAL PROPHET WITH A CHEAP SHOT ACROSS THE JAW!! All hell breaks loose in the parking lot! Everyone is throwing hands at each other—Minerva brawls with Theron Nikolas, Myles, LC, and Andre Walker, and SOSA Henderson avenges the cheap shot full steam ahead on the reigning EAW World Champion! The inaugural Stadium Stampede begins with a cheap shot as Minerva grabs Theron Nikolas and attempts to Irish whip him towards the bumper of a car! Theron Nikolas blocks it, pulls her back in, and STUFFS HER WITH A DISGUSTING FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE!! AND WE GO LEFT AND ANDRE WALKER GETS STUFFED WITH A KNEE STRIKE FROM MYLES!!

Persephone: MY CAFFEINE HAS JUST KICKED IN AND HERE COMES MYLES AS HE TRIES TO SLAM CONSEQUENCES’ HEAD ONTO THE REAR-END OF A MOTORCYCLE!! CONSEQUENCES BLOCKS IT BY PLACING HIS FOOT ON THE WHEEL, MUSCLES THE BRIEFCASE HOLDER AND TRIES TO SLAM HIM INSTEAD!! BUT THE GINGER FUCK SMASHES HIS SHOULDER INTO HIS MIDSECTION AND KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!! THAT WORKS AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MOMENTARILY CRAWLS AWAY FROM THE CURRENT MR. SHIT IN THE VAULT! ANDRE WALKER GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AFTER THAT DEVASTATING KNEE AND PUSHES MYLES OVER THE MOTORCYCLE! AND HE POSITIONS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES INTO THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE HOLD!! THIS MATCH MIGHT END ALREADY!!

Gavin Kirkland: Did you just see Myles boobies bounce when he connected with that precision shoot kick? Absolutely astounding as he and Lethal Consequences take it to a truck. SOSA Henderson and Drake King brawl in front of a minivan. Left and rights from both sides before KING TRIES TO SWEEP THE LEGS!! HENDERSON LEAPS OVER HIS LEG AND ROLLS UP ONTO HIS FEET!! AND HE CONNECTS RIGHT ON THE CHEEK WITH A HAYMAKER PUNCH!! Drake King is staggered now as SOSA Henderson jumps onto a motorcycle and uses it as a trampoline! AND HE LEAPS ONTO KING AND TAKES HIM OUT WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE OFF THE MOTORCYCLE! 

Stew-O: Drake King gets grounded with an innovative clothesline as SOSA Henderson gets up to his feet! AND SOSA INADVERTENTLY GOES COLLIDING INTO ANDRE WALKER!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ESCAPES THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE HOLD BY DRIVING THE TWO DYNASTY ELITISTS INTO EACH OTHER!! IT WORKED PRETTY WELL SINCE HE IS FREED FROM IT!! MINERVA AND THERON CONTINUE TO EXCHANGE KICKS AND STRIKES BEFORE LC STICKS HIS HEAD INTO THEIR BUSINESS AND TURNS MINERVA AROUND!

Gavin Kirkland: THE FEISTY MINERVA BLASTS SOSA HENDERSON WITH AN EUROPEAN FOREARM!! AND SHE CONNECTS WITH THE SAME STRIKE ONTO THERON NIKOLAS!! Team Showdown is being overwhelmed by Minerva while she spins around for a discus shot kick! THERON GRABS HER FOOT AND SWINGS IT AWAY!! AND IT ENDS UP TAKING OUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH AN ACCIDENTAL HEEL KICK!! NIKOLAS GRABS MINERVA BY HER HAIR AND THROWS ONTO THE SIDE OF A CAR!! THAT HAS GOT TO HURT!! 

Stew-O: THE VISUAL PROPHET STORMS INTO THERON NIKOLAS AND POUNCES HIM INTO THE CAR!! Nikolas goes flying into the side of the car and slides into a sluggest position against it! Prophet re-emerged into the scene to pounce as he charges into Drake King for the same intention! BUT DRAKE CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! Prophet grabs his chest in pain as Drake grabs his head and goes for a SNAP DDT ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! NO!! PROPHET LIFTS HIM UP AND THROWS HIM FACE-FIRST ONTO THE BACK OF THE MINIVAN!! AND THEN HE RECEIVES HIM OFF THE WHIPLASH AND SENDS HIM ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!

Persephone: DRAKE KING MIRACUOUSLY LANDS ON HIS FEET!! AND ANDRE WALKER TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN UPPERCUT TO THE FACE!! Getting suplexed onto the cement floor is way worse than an uppercut to the jaw, and now ANDRE GETS KICKED IN THE BACK BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! AND CONSEQUENCES HOISTS WALKER UP INTO THE AIR!! IS HE LOOKING TO DROP HIM ONTO DRAKE KING!! HE DEPOSITS HIM ONTO THE CHEST OF DRAKE KING WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!! WHAT POWER BY THE VETERAN AS HE HAS NO TIME TO RECUPERATE AS MYLES HAS HIM IN HIS SIGHTS!

Stew-O: MYLES TRIES TO FLOOR HIM WITH A KNEE STRIKE, BUT CONSEQUENCES GOT UP TO HIS FEET IN TIME AND SIDESTEPPED IT!! CONSEQUENCES HEADBUTTS HIM AND MYLES IS TAKEN A FEW STEPS BACK!! Consequences look to finish him off with the spinning elbow smash! LCR!! NO!! MINERVA PULLS BACK ON HIS ELBOW AND FLOORS HIM WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE! MINERVA THEN GOES TO THE SIDE AND TAKES THERON OFF HIS KNEES WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, AND THEN BLASTS ANDRE WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK FOR GOOD MEASURE!

Gavin Kirkland: You need to have eyes on the back of your head at all times in this match, AND THE PROPHET ABRUPTLY SNATCHES MINERVA INTO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION!! THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!! PROPHET IS IN A LUCKY POSITION HERE WITH HIS HEAD BETWEEN THOSE BEAUTIFUL THIGHS!! Minerva attempts to counter the electric chair into the inverted frankensteiner, but Prophet is too strong as he ENDS UP FLIPPING HER OVER AND DROPPING HER FACE FIRST ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH AN INVERTED ALABAMA SLAM!! MINERVA HAS TO BE OUT! The Visual Prophet takes a deep breath before walking over to the aforementioned mini van to open the door!

Persephone: THE FATASS GRABS THE MINIVAN DOOR HANDL-

Stew-O: DRAKE KING SUPERKICKS HIS HAND INTO THE DOOR HANDLE!! PROPHET GRABS HIS HAND IN PAIN AS A COUPLE OF OTHER PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET UP TO THEIR FEET!! Theron Nikolas has fully recovered as he grabs Prophet from behind and slams him over and over again into the side of the minivan! The Prophet is probably suffering from a concussion already as he falls down onto both knees. Nikolas and King collide behind the minivan! NIKOLAS GOES FOR GOD’S REQUIEM!! BUT KING GETS OUT OF IT, KICKS HIS CHEST, SHOOTS HIS HEAD, AND THEN CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK!!!

Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE KING JUMPS TO STOMP THERON ONTO THE FLOO-

Stew-O: THE VISUAL PROPHET COMES OFF HIS FEET AND POUNCES DRAKE KING IN MID-AIR!! DRAKE KING GOES FLYING AND CRASHED HARD UNPROTECTED ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! AND ANDRE WALKER JUMPS OFF THE HOOD OF THE CAR TO RAIN DOWN ONTO THERON NIKOLAS WITH THE KAISER’S TOUCH!! SUPERMAN PUNCH CONNECTS—AND WALKER WALKS RIGHT INTO THE LCR ELBOW!! SPINNING ELBOW SMASH AS LC FALLS TO THE GROUND IN EXHAUSTION!!

Persephone: PROPHET HAS RECUPERATED AS HE NOW SLAMS OPEN THE MINIVAN DOOR AND SMILES AT WHAT HE SEES INSIDE!! WHAT THE HELL COULD BE STORED INSIDE THIS MINI-VAN? PROPHET REACHES INSIDE THE VAN TO GRAB SOMETHING. HE CHUCKLES AND LAUGHS WHILE HE REACHES INSID-

( Myles comes from behind, pushes him into the van and locks the door. He rests against the doors as you can hear Prophet bang on the doors. )

Myles (off-mic): Dumbass cun-

( **BOW!!!** )

Stew-O: VIZZY SLAMS OPEN THE DOORS AND SMASHES THE BACK OF MYLES’ HEAD IN THE PROCESS!! 

( “Voodoo Child (Slight Return)” by Jimi Hendrix begins to play in the background as it cinematically showcases The Visual Prophet proudly standing in the minivan door with nunchucks across his shoulders. The guitar begins to set in as The Visual Prophet jumps off the van and in slow-motion, begins to unleash the nunchucks onto the competition before him. )

( There is no commentary as The Visual Prophet nonchalantly moves from one competitor to another and smashes the nunchucks into the midsection of Minerva. )

( :musical_note: And I seen her, fell down right dead  :musical_note: )

( The Prophet dances as if he hears his own theme song playing in his head and then proceeds to whip Myles across the collarbone with the nunchucks. He batters his lower back with the nunchucks before rotating and bashing Lethal Consequences in the kneecaps before dropping it across his back. Theron Nikolas attempts to take it away from him, but Prophet pulls him into his knee, kicks him in the face and plows his chest with the nunchuck. )

( :musical_note:  “Because I’m a voodoo child, yeah, voodoo child” :musical_note: )

( The Visual Prophet continues to go crazy with the nunchucks. He uses it to sweep the foundation beneath the legs of Drake King and Myles. Andre Walker and SOSA Henderson use the vehicles to get up to her feet and join him with a number games advantage. The camera shows Henderson and Walker stomping down onto Minerva, Nikolas, and Consequences in slow motion before they are directed to grab Drake King and hold him up by the arms. Drake King scrambled as he can’t overpower two people. )

( Walker and Henderson forces Drake King to stay on his knees as The Visual Prophet grabs a baseball bat from the minivan. He gets into a stance as it is evident that he is going to swing the baseball bat into the head of Drake King. )

( :musical_note: Here in your picture frame. ‘Cause I’m a voodoo child. Lord knows, I’m a voodoo c- )

The Visual Prophet: :comeagain: 

Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE!?!? EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE WAY! WE HAVE A BOMBER IN THE BUILDING!

( Suddenly, several bombs are dropped throughout the parking lot. The theme song stops and Team Dynasty lets go Drake King and instinctively gets vigilant of their surroundings. ) 

Persephone: Someone from out in the parking lot just exploded vibrant coloured smoke throughout the parking lot and I cannot see shit! 

Stew-O: Whatever just happened now with the cinematic music was amazing, but it was cut short by whoever dropped these bombs! COULD IT BE?!?!

( The bombs explode; red, yellow, and blue smoke disperse throughout the parking lot that blinds everyone present. Everyone has been separated from the smoke as the person who has released the coloured smoke bombs is unknown as of yet. The camera sees The Visual Prophet rallying his team to stay close to each other, but the smoke ends up separating them either way.)

( “M3tamorphosis” by Playboi Carti and Kid Cudi starts to play… )

( Impact is seen emerging through the rainbow smoke, sporting a customized Impact-themed HAZMAT suit as he aims a smoke bomb cannon towards his opponents. The rest of his opponents have zero idea where he is. A camera positioned inside of his gas mask is seen Impact maniacally laughing and smiling. He clicks a button on his helmet, which turns his goggles into night visions. He throws his cannon to the side before grabbing two blue kendo sticks that were mounted on his back. )

( :musical_note: When you feel like this (what?) Can’t nobody tell you shit (what? Yeah) :musical_note: )

( Since the night vision goggles allow him to see through the smoke, he easily walks through the smoke wielding kendo sticks in both hands. He strikes it against the lower chest of Andre Walker and SOSA Henderson, before sliding towards Minerva and plopping it onto her head. )

( Impact turns Myles around and attempts to deposit both kendo sticks into his chest. However, Myles instinctively grabs his kendo sticks and kicks them out of his hands. Myles goes for his patented knee strike, but Impact is one step ahead and pulls out an extendable night baton and smashes it against his incoming knee. Myles grabs his knee in pain before Impact blasts the baton onto the back of his knee taking him out for the time being. ) 

( :musical_note: Why the fuck I gotta remind you that I run this shit? (Why?) :musical_note: )

( Impact mumbles the lyrics to himself as he sees Drake King trying to crawl away. Drake King notices that he is coming closer as he starts to run straight forward. Drake King sprints like his life depends on it up on the east entrance as Impact slowly follows him in his badass suit. )

( His theme song blurs into silence as Impact continues to sluggishly follow Drake King around the southern ground level concourse area. Theron Nikolas, Andre Walker, and Myles inadvertently start walking western towards the student residences, while Minerva, SOSA Henderson, Visual Prophet, and Lethal Consequences frantically head north. )

( We focus in on the Drake King-Impact dispute as the camera sees Drake King slowly making his way towards the concourse area. He shoos away fans and barks at them to get out of the way while it seems Impact is picking up the pace. He sees him at the corner of his eye and takes a turn. )

[ Scenic titlebar: “THE CHUTE”. This is a first come, first serve reserved area on the southern floor area of Tiger Stadium between Gates 23 and 28. A myriad of adult fans witness Drake King and Impact approaching The Chute at the gigantic LED screen stretching against the entire left wall. They begin to disperse as Drake King frantically gets his hands on the railing to escape the wrath of Impact  ]

Stew-O: It seems like everyone in this match has been separated from their teams. Nikolas, Walker, and Myles got lost on their path and ended up walking blindlessly west, while Minerva, Henderson, Prophet, and Consequences are southbound the Tiger Stadium. How everyone wandered away from each other can be attributed to the legendary arrival of Impact moments ago. Team Dynasty seemed to have this match on lock, until Impact would arrive at the scene, smokescreen everyone in the parking lot and split them up in the process. Drake King was lucky as he was on the verge of being knocked unconscious by those nunchucks before Impact dropped the bombs, but showing gratitude isn’t on his mind now as both men make their way closer towards The Chute.

Persephone: The Chute is a bar in the Tiger Stadium available to a limited quantity of fans! I don’t even believe our EAW World Champion has any idea what direction he is walking here, he is just trying to distance himself as far as possible from that chaotic scene from minutes ago. Hopefully he falls down a flight of stairs and cracks his head open, but instead he takes a tight turn into the main entrance to the Chute! Everyone at their tables both cheers and boos at his arrival. Drake wanders his eyes throughout the bar and looks for anyone participating in this match.

Drake King: (off-mic) Where did everyone go?

Gavin Kirkland: Drake King looks behind his shoulder and sees no tracings of his New Eden confidants. He takes a deep breath realizing that he has been isolated from Minerva and Myles and immediately takes a beer bottle from a bystander and crouches with caution. Drake King recognizes that he must have been followed here. Impact didn’t seem so excited to chase Drake King down. He definitely accomplished the mission of separating everyone, but I think he had this planned in the first place. Team Showdown did invent this match in the first place, and everyone knows that Impact is a mastermind at this type of shit, and I have no doubt that he already knows the layout of this stadium inside out. 

( Drake King smashes the beer bottle onto the edge of a tabletop to break it down for a jagged edge. He threatens fans and tells them to get away because he recognizes that he is in a precarious position and must not trust anyone surrounding him. King stands on top of the countertop to make an announcement in The Chute. )

Drake King: (off-mic) GET AWAY FROM ME! HAS ANYONE SEEN IMPACT? OR THE VISUAL PROPHET!! PLEASE KNOW THAT IF YOU DO, DON’T BE AFRAID TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE! THE TIGER STADIUM IS CURRENTLY ROAMING WITH SECURITY THREATS AND WE SHALL NO-

Waitress: SIR! I politely ask you to get down from the countertop and stop causing quite a commotion here in the bar. If you want to be served, then I request that you provide proof of identification. I get paid minimum wage, and our bouncers have already thrown out a lot of homeless men who snuck into this stadium, so please don’t make me add to those numbers. ID, or you’re out of here, pal. 

Drake King: (off-mic) :francis: Wow. I’m only here because I was basically forced to be here. Besides, drinking alcohol is a sin, an act of gluttony, and it’s honestly disgusting.

( Two more staff members arrive to address this dispute and Drake King looks at them in disgust. A waiter brings a jug of water and pours it into the cup for the EAW World Champion, while the waitress interrupts his sentence and hands a menu right towards him. )

Waiter: Welcome to The Chute—what would you like to have today, Drake?

Waitress: Bro, what you are doing. He is my client. 

Waiter: Do you know how  much money the EAW World Champion would tip? Sir, would you like to know what is special for Territorial: Invasion?

Drake King: (off-mic) :wtf: NO!! TELL ME WHERE IS IMPACT??!

Waiter: I am not at liberty to tell you where our boss is. We have pineapple pizza on special tonight. Would you like a slice?

Drake King: (off-mic) PINEAPPLE PIZZA? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? ASKING ME IF I WANT PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS ATROCIOUS AND SHOULD BE CONSIDERED A FELONY WHERE IS IMPACT? TELL ME NOW!

( Drake King grabs the waiter on the collar and throws him to the floor. After ripping the menu in half and clearing the countertop of everything, Drake King threatens to punch the waiters around him. All of a sudden, he feels a familiar pat on the back and slowly turns his head around. He sees Impact standing behind him with a tray of pineapple pizza in hand. )

Impact (off-mic): IDENTIFICATION, PLEASE?

Stew-O: OH!! IMPACT DEPOSITS THE TRAY OF PINEAPPLE PIZZA RIGHT ONTO HIS HEAD!! WE FINALLY SEE ACTION UNVEIL MORE IN THIS MATCH AS IMPACT AND DRAKE KING START EXCHANGING FIGHTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHUTE!! EVERYONE IN THE BAR STARTS RUNNING IN ORDER TO AVOID GETTING IN THE CROSSFIRE OF THIS ALTERCATION!! DRAKE KING STRUGGLES TO GET AN ADVANTAGE AND IMPACT BACKS HIM UP AGAINST THE COUNTERTOP!! AND A PUNCH TO THE FACE SENDS DRAKE KING FLYING OVER THAT COUNTERTOP! 

Gavin Kirkland: Impact has started this match knowing exactly what he would do and Drake King needs to get out of this precarious situation. It is WET right now for Drake as he ends up stumbling shoulder-first into vodka and whiskey bottles as Impact reaches over the countertop and pulls on his hair! IMPACT HAS THAT BEVERAGE DISPENSER AND SWITCHES ON THE COCA-COLA TAP AND AIMS THE TUBE RIGHT AT DRAKE KING’S HEAD!! OH NO!! IT IS ABOUT TO GET EVEN WETTER AND MOST LIKELY STICKIER!

Persephone: ANYTHING TO BEAT THIS MAN UP!! IMPACT PULLS ON THE TRIGGER OF THE DISPENS-

Stew-O: DRAKE KING LEAPS OFF THE FLOOR, MUSCLES THE TUBE OUT OF HIS HANDS AND IMPACT GETS SHOWERED WITH THE COCA-COLA INSTEAD!! KING SCRAMBLES AND FRANTICALLY SWITCHES THE SETTINGS AND STARTS SPRAYING HIM WITH OTHER BEVERAGES! HE SPRAYS HIM WITH GUINNESS BEER FIRST, TRANSITIONS TO SPRITE, AND THEN FINISHES IT OFF WITH STRAIGHT LEMONADE TO THE EYES!! IMPACT SCREAMS IN PAIN BECAUSE GETTING CITRUS ACID FORCED INTO YOUR EYE SOCKETS IS FAR FROM RELIEVING!! IMPACT IS COVERING HIS EYES AS THIS COUNTER AS GOTTEN HIM THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY HE SO DESPERATELY NEEDS!

Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE KING BUSTING OUT ALL THE STOPS ONTO IMPACT LIKE HOW I BUST ONTO MY CAMILLE MANNEQUIN AT 4AM IN THE MORNING! IMPACT IS STILL TRYING TO GET THE ACID OUT OF THE EYES, AND HIS SIGHT MIGHT EVEN BE MORE DAMAGED BECAUSE DRAKE KING GRABS TWO CLEANING BOTTLES FROM THE CABINET AND AIMS IT AT HIM DOUBLE-HANDED! DRAKE KING HAS HAND SANITZER IN HIS RIGHT HAND, AND CLUTCHES A GERMICIDAL BLEACH SPRAY IN HIS LEFT!! AND HE SHOOTS IT AT IMPACT’S FACE!

Stew-O: IMPACT JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY, SNATCHES A RUBBERMAID CAUTION SIGN AND TOSSES IT AT HIS NOSE! DRAKE KING GETS CLOCKED IN THE FACE WITH THAT CAUTION SIGN AS IMPACT CONTINUES TO GRAB RANDOM THINGS ALONG THE WAY!! HE GRABS A FORK AND STICKS IT INTO HIS INJURED HAND, AND THEN PROCEEDS TO GRAB A BOTTLE OPENER!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING HERE?!?!

Persephone: I BELIEVE IMPACT IS GOING TO TRY AND OPEN BACK UP THE WOUND ON THAT SEVERED FINGER OF DRAKE KING BY USING A BOTTLE OPENER TO TUG AT IT!! OH MY GOD!! YES!! THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR!!! GRAB A CLEAVER KNIFE AND CHOP HIS ENTIRE HEAD OFF TOO IMPACT!! LETS GOO!!

( Impact attempts to pull on his amputated wound with a bottle opener. He applies pressure for a couple of seconds before Drake grabs a Corona Hombres branded beer and thrusts it into his left eye. ) 

Stew-O: IMPACT GETS THE TOP PART OF A BEER BOTTLE INTO HIS LEFT EYE! BOTH OPPONENTS JUST KILLING EACH OTHER!! IMPACT HAS BEEN TARGETING HIS HAND, WHILE DRAKE KING HAS BEEN GOING FOR HIS EYES. Drake gets a hold of a blender and turns it on! He picks it up and brings Impact’s head into it as it spins and spins! DRAKE REALLY IS TRYING TO MURDER HIM!! BUT IMPACT SECRETLY GRABS A MUDDLER FROM A DRAWER AND SMASHES IT INTO HIS GROIN AREA!! IMPACT GOES LOW—UNDERSTANDABLY SO—AS HE WAS ABOUT TO GET HIS FACE BLENDED INTO A FRUIT SMOOTHIE!

( Both members are extremely exhausted from their exchange. Drake King recovers from the groin shot while Impact gets out of the bar area and stumbles into the kitchen. )

Gavin Kirkland: Both Showdown and Voltage elitists make their way towards the Kitchen area—which I am surprised that I don’t see any of the women elitists there seeing they belong there. Impact is struggling to stand on his feet as he leans against the oven! AND DRAKE KING JUMPS THROUGH THE WINDOW, LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND SHOOTS FOR A SUPERKICK IN THE KITCHEN!

Persephone: WHAT!! NO!! IMPACT GRABS HIS FOOT AND PULLS HIS FOOT INTO THE DEEP FRYER AS A COUNTER!

Stew-O: NOPE!! DRAKE IS ABLE TO PUSH HIM AWAY WITH THAT FOOT, GRAB A FRYING PAN AND SMASHES IT ONTO HIS FOREHEAD!! DRAKE THEN FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SMALLER FRYING PAN, AND DRIVES IT DOWN ACROSS HIS CHEST!! TALK ABOUT THE REAL DEAL OPEN-HAND CHOP AS DRAKE KING QUICKLY LOOKS AROUND THE KITCHEN TO SEE WHAT HE CAN USE TO HIS ADVANTAGE!

( Drake King pulls out a meat cleaver from a bottom drawer. He looks at it with a smirk on his face before turning his attention back to Impact. )

Persephone: IMPACT GRABS THE TOP REFRIGERATOR DOOR AND SWINGS IT OPEN TO HIT DRAKE IN THE HEAD!! KING UNFORTUNATELY DROPS THE MEAT CLEAVER TO THE FLOOR, NURSES HIS HEAD, AS IMPACT ATTEMPTS TO BRING DOWN THE FRIDGE!! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!! AIN’T NO WAY HE IS GOING TO DO THIS!! IMPACT SUCCESSFULLY USES HIS STRENGTH TO BRING DOWN THE REFRIGERATOR!!

Gavin Kirkland: AND THE FRIDGE COLLAPSES OVER ONTO DRAKE KIN-

Stew-O: Drake King rolls out of harm’s way! Impact thought he had him as he sees DRAKE KING IMMEDIATELY SPRINGING OFF THE FALLEN REFRIGERATOR!! AND HE LEAPS INTO THE KITCHEN AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A PRECISION KNEE TO THE HALL OF FAMERS JAW!! IMPACT GOES REELING OFF THAT KNEE AND GOES BACK OF THE HEAD INTO THE BRICK WALL!! 

( Drake King slowly emerges to his feet, steps over his body and pulls the freezer door open. )

( Impact continues to clutch his jaw as a result of that devastating knee strike. Drake King pulls him up and throws him into the freezer. The throw seamlessly—almost perfectly—transitions into Andre Walker tossing Theron Nikolas into the main entrance of the Lawton Room. ) 

[ Scenic titlebar: “THE LAWTON ROOM”. Paying homage to one of LSU’s notorious fan supporters, the Bill Lawton Room has been previously used for events such as football media availability, team meetings, and seminars. There is a state-of-the-art projection canvas for presentations with LSU memorabilia scattered along the seats. After getting divided, Theron Nikolas, Andre Walker, and Myles ended up making their way here and have already begun clashing right in the concourse in front of the room. ]

Stew-O: Theron Nikolas was just tossed into the Lawton Room as Andre Walker and Myles clash in the doorway. We momentarily take our attention off Drake King and Impact as we concentrate on what is happening between these three individuals. Theron Nikolas is using the wall to get up to his feet while Andre Walker and Myles remain to exchange lefts and rights! Walker with a left! Myles with a right! Walker with a right! Myles with a right! MYLES BLOCKS HIS LEFT, KICKS HIS CHEST, STOMPS ON HIS TOE, KICKS HIS HEAD IN AND THEN CONNECTS WITH A KNEE STRIKE!! NO!!! WALKER HOLDS ONTO HIS KNEE AND PULLS HIM SOLELY TO HEADBUTT HIM ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!! Myles stumbles into the Lawton Room where he bumps into Nikolas! NIKOLAS TURNS HIM AROUND AND FLOORS HIM WITH A MONEY MAKER PUNCH!

Persephone: Nikolas reaches into his pockets and brings out a pair of brass knuckles. Andre Walker sees him bring them out and gets his sprint to a full speed stop. Theron shows off his brass knuckles as he slides it into his fists, while Myles backs off and pulls himself up the handrail. Nikolas is ready to throw fists—along with Myles as well—but Andre Walker insists on walking towards the fire alarm! What in the almighty is the Samoan robot thinking here? Is he going to summon that hammer Mjolnir or whatever these nerds talk about these days?

( Andre Walker punches a glass case and grabs an emergency fire axe. )

Stew-O: You can notice both of Theron Nikolas’ and Myles’ eyes subtly dilate as Andre Walker randomly decided to bring that first aid hatchet into the fold! All three individuals stare into each other for a couple of seconds BEFORE THERON NIKOLAS AND MYLES DECIDE TO TEAM UP ON ANDRE WALKER!! WALKER GRABS THE AXEHANDLE AND USES THE UTMOST POINT OF IT TO THRUST IT INTO BOTH OF THEIR MIDSECTIONS! MYLES FALLS TO THE GROUND WHILE THERON NIKOLAS IMMEDIATELY GOES BACK TO THE OFFENSIVE ATTACK!

Persephone: ANDRE WALKER CHOPS NIKOLAS’ HEAD WITH THE HATCHET!! IT IS COUNTERED AS NIKOLAS GRABS THE AXEHANDLE AND STOPS HIM FROM CONNECTING!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS HAVE ENGAGED IN BASICALLY A TEST OF STRENGTH WITH THE HATCHET AS MYLES IS JUST KICKING IN THE HANDRAIL!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING?

( Myles kicks in the handrail, breaks off one of the vertical beams and wields it in his hand. )

Gavin Kirkland: THIS IS WEIRDLY INNOVATIVE AS MYLES HOLDS ONE OF THE RAILINGS IN HIS HANDS!! AND HE STABS IT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF THERON NIKOLAS!! AND HE WHIPS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION ONCE MORE!! MYLES JUST PEPPERING AWAY WITH THE RAILING AS ANDRE WALKER EMERGES TO HIS FEET WITH THE AXE!! AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS READY TO THROW IT!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

Persephone: ANDRE WALKER TOSSES THE AXE AND IT GOES RIGHT IN BETWEEN THE FOREHEAD OF MYLES! 

Stew-O: CLOSE CALL!! MYLES DUCKS IT AND THE AXE GETS STUCK INTO THE DRYWALL!! WALKER IS WITHOUT A WEAPON AS MYLES UNLEASHES THE HAND RAILING INTO HIS STOMACH!! MYLES JUST HAMMERING AWAY ON BOTH INDIVIDUALS BEFORE HE DROPS IT AND TAKES THE FIGHT FURTHER INTO THE LAWTON ROOM!! Myles slams open the door and it reveals the entire lecture theatre. 

Persephone: Myles with a smile on his face as he grabs Theron Nikolas and picks him up into a powerbomb! AND HE DECIDES TO THROW HIM DOWN THE FLIGHT OF STAIRS!

Stew-O: THERON NIKOLAS COUNTERS IN MID-AIR AND MYLES GOES DESCENDING DOWN THE THEATRE STAIRS WITH A HURRICANRANA!! PERFECTLY TIMED COUNTER THERE BY ONE OF THE GREATEST WORLD CHAMPIONS OF ALL TIME AS NIKOLAS FOCUSES HIS ATTENTION ONTO ANDRE WALKER! Theron Nikolas connects with a couple of punches to the face here and there before holding onto his arm and IRISH WHIPPING HIM TOWARDS THE STAIRS!

Gavin Kirkland: Theron Nikolas was intending on IRISH WHIPPING him down those long descending stairs, but Andre Walker is too powerful as he pulls him back in! AND HE BLASTS HIM WITH A HUGE HEADBUTT TO THE FACE!!!! Theron Nikolas is staggered here as Walker jumps and steps off the wall! WHAT IN THE WORLD!! AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE KAISER’S TOUCH THAT SENDS NIKOLAS STUMBLING DOWN THE STAIRS INTO THE DIRECTION OF MYLES!! ANDRE WALKER USING THAT SUPERMAN PUNCH TO TAKE DOWN SHOWDOWN’S NIKOLAS AS HE SPREADS HIS ARMS AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRCASE!! THE KAISER IN FULL STRENGTH HERE AS HE GRADUALLY MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE STAIRWELL!

Stew-O: Andre Walker picks up the pace and quickly walks down the steps to get a hold of Myles. Theron Nikolas is resting in a front seat while Walker pounces onto Myles with a ground and pound! He just unloads onto him with lefts and right forearm smashes before he picks him up and AIMS TO THROW HIM INTO THE PROJECTOR SCREEN!! NO!! MYLES DIGS HIS FEET INTO THE GROUND AND NAILS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION WITH A BLOW!! AND THEN KICKS HIS FACE IN FOR GOOD MEASURE!! WALKER IS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE AS MYLES APPROACHES THE TEACHER’S DESK!!

Persephone: Myles approaches the professor’s desk area and looks at what there is to offer—a widescreen monitor, next-generation computer, keyboard, and a can of pencils. Myles chooses to pick up the keyboard—inadvertently turning on the projector in the process and SLAMMING ANDRE WALKER IN THE BACK WITH THE KEYBOARD!! SOME OF THE UNIMPORTANT KEYS GO FLYING INTO THE AIR AS MYLES HOISTS THE KEYBOARD ONCE AGAIN AND SLAMS IT ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!! KEYBOARD WARRIOR ACTION HERE AND I AM SURE THE NECKBEARDS ARE WAITING TO INCLUDE THIS INTO THEIR WEIRD ASS PUNS!

Stew-O: Myles proceeds to hold two ball point pens into his hands and BURIES IT INTO THE COLLARBONE OF ANDRE WALKER!! ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING BEFORE HE GRABS OPENS UP THE DESK CABINET, WIELDS TWO BOOKBINDERS AT THE SAME TIME AND SANDWICHES HIS HEAD WITH IT!! Myles uses the professor’s essentials to his advantage here as he sits down on the chair and types on the keyboard.

( Myles hastily shoots up a notepad program on the computer and types in bold Arial font: NO ONE BUT NEW EDEN. The text projects onto the screen as Myles smirks at the sight of it. )

Stew-O: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS!! MYLES RUBBING IT IN EVEN MORE AS HE GRABS ANDRE WALKER BY THE LINING OF HIS PANTS, GETS A HANDFUL OF HIS HAIR, AND TOSSES HIM FACE-FIRST ONTO THE PROJECT SCREEN!!! ANDRE WALKER GOES FLYING INTO THE SCREEN THAT READS “NO ONE BUT NEW EDEN” AND THAT IS IRONY AT ITS FINEST!!

Persephone: Myles continues to smash his head into the projection screen before he grabs the recovering Theron Nikolas from behind! WAIT A SECOND!! THERON NIKOLAS SMASHES A HARDCOPY OF A LSU BOOK ONTO HIS HEAD FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!! MYLES DID NOT SEE THAT COMING AS NIKOLAS NOW GRABS THE ENTIRE COMPUTER BOX!! WHAT IN THE WORLD—HE SMASHES THE COMPUTER BOX AND IT DISASSEMBLES ONTO THE BACK OF THE NEW EDEN FUCKFACE!! ABSOLUTE CHAOS HERE IN THE LAWTON ROOM!!

Stew-O: Nikolas with a look of relief on his face as he finally has this fight in his possession. He looks around the desk and hoists up the widescreen monitor! AND HE IS ABLE TO DRIVE IT AGAINST BOTH OF MYLES’ AND WALKER’S HEAD AT THE SAME TIME!! AND NIKOLAS IMMEDIATELY HOISTS MYLES INTO THE AIR!! HOLDS HIM UP IN A BODY SLAM POSITION!! AND LAWN DARTS HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE PROJECTION SCREEN!!

Persephone: THE IMPACT OF MYLES’ OVERSIZED HEAD CAVES A HOLE INTO THE PROJECTION SCREEN, BUT IT SOMEHOW IS STILL WORKING!! Theron Nikolas strolls around to the desk and puts the keyboard back onto his desk and uses the projection screen as reference where to look. He types “Anyone BUT New Eden” on the screen before grabbing Myles again and TOSSING HIM FACE-FIRST YET AGAIN ONTO THE SCREEN—THIS TIME, THE ENTIRE SCREEN SHUTS DOWN AND GOES POWERLESS!!

Stew-O: Theron Nikolas looks around the scene, shrugs his shoulders and decides to turn his back onto his opponents. He walks towards the closet, crouches into it and just shuts the door behind him. Myles sees him hide in the closet in confusion as he goes to investigate. He is in pursuit of Theron Nikolas and he bangs on the closet! He tries to pull on it, but it seems Theron Nikolas has installed some mechanism on the fly to jam the door momentarily. Myles pulls on the door with the most energy that he has left in his body before ANDRE WALKER CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK FROM OUTTA NOWHERE!

Gavin Kirkland: Andre Walker keeps him standing on his feet, maintaining his balance before turning his attention to the closet door. I, too, used to struggle with getting out of the close, so I understand the frustrations with Theron Nikolas right now. That gay streetwalker is too scared to publicize his sexuality out to the world when I think he should just be flamboyant with it like how Drake King is. Drake King has to be metaphorically in the closet now AS ANDRE WALKER OPENS THE DOOR AND SEES THERON NIKOLAS SITTING BELOW WITH A HUGE LAUNCHER ON HIS LAP!!!

( **BAOW!!!!!!** )

Persephone: THERON NIKOLAS SPRAYS RED MIST INTO THE FACE OF ANDRE WALKER!! ANDRE WALKER IS SCREAMING AND GROANING IN PAIN AS HE CAN’T SEE SHIT!! HIS VISION HAS BEEN FUCKED WITH THE RED MIST AS ANDRE WALKER JUST STUMBLES DOWN THE HALLWAY!! THERON NIKOLAS AIMS TO THE LEFT AND SHOOTS RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF MYLES!! BUT MYLES ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND STARTS SPRINTING DOWN THE HALLWAY AS WELL!! 

Stew-O: WE ARE NOW IN A PURSUIT AS NIKOLAS IS CHASING MYLES, WHILE ANDRE WALKER IS TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THE DRAMA AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!! All three individuals are going through the student dormitories hallways. A myriad of students come out of their residences and start cheering them on!

Persephone: Look at all these disgusting white men with their white slang! DISGUSTING! Andre Walker starts to run full speed ahead to the end of the dormitories before opening up the exit! NIKOLAS TURNS HIM AROUND AND HITS HIM WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! WALKER IS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE AS NIKOLAS NAILS MYLES WITH A YAKUZA KICK TO THE JAW!! NIKOLAS NOW GRABS THE DOOR TO THE ESCAPE OUT OF THIS SECTION OF THE STADIUM, BUT WALKER SLAPS HIS HAND AWAY AND HITS HIM WITH A UPPERCUT TO THE JAW! WALKER NOW APPROACHES MYLES!

Stew-O: MYLES WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW AND IT SOMEHOW SENDS WALKER FALLING THROUGH THE DOORWAY AND OUT OF THE STUDENT DORM AREA!! AND WALKER SLAMS THE DOOR LOCKED ON HIS WAY OUT AND NOW THEY ARE LOCKED INTO THE STUDENT DORM! MYLES AND THERON NIKOLAS ARE NOW TRAPPED INSIDE WITH ALL OF THE UNIVERSITY STUDENTS AS THEY BANG ON THE DOOR!

Gavin Kirkland: OH HOW I WOULD LOVE TO BE LOCKED IN WITH A ROOM FULL OF MALE ATHLETES!! IN ANGER, MYLES GRABS THERON NIKOLAS AND SMASHES IT INTO THE WALL!! MYLES JUST REPEATEDLY SMASHES THERON NIKOLAS’ HEAD INTO THE WALL UNTIL HE STOPS HOLDING ONTO HIM AND HE COMPLETELY SLIDES DOWN THE WALL!! MYLES MAY HAVE JUST KILLED THERON AS HE STARTS KICKING ON THE DOOR!! HE KICKS IT ONCE!!!! HE KICKS IT TWICE!! AND HE KICKS IT THRICE!! BUT IT IS TO NO AVAIL!!

Stew-O: Myles slides Theron Nikolas’ brass knuckles off his hands and starts squaring up with the door. Myles knows that kicking it wasn’t enough, so if punching through that hardened glass window can get him through, then he will do whatever it takes! MYLES GETS SOME DISTANCE!! BEFORE CHARGING IN AND PUNCHING IN THROUGH THE GLASS WINDO-

Persephone: WHERE THE HELL DID THE WALRUS COME FROM!?!

Stew-O: ALBERT HITCHMAN FIRES A GIGANTUS NET ONTO BOTH MYLES AND NIKOLAS, EFFECTIVELY GLUEING THEM DOWN TO THE GROUND TILES!! MYLES AND NIKOLAS CANNOT MOVE AS ALBERT HITCHMAN STAND OVER THEIR BODIES WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE!

Albert Hitchman: (off-mic ):trolls: Don’t mess with the Kaiser ever, EVE-

Persephone: NIKOLAS BREAKS OUT OF THE NET IN RECORD TIME AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF ALBERT HITCHMAN!! PLAN FAILED AS HE OPENS UP THE DOOR AND CHASES IN PURSUIT OF ANDRE WALKER!! ALBERT HITCHMAN IS KNOCKED OUT COLD WHILE MYLES IS LEFT ABANDONED, TRAPPED IN A CORNER OF A ROOM!!

( It is a static shot from the doorway with Theron Nikolas running in the distance. Myles is trying to get through the net, but it is to no avail as it seems that he is out of commission for the rest of the match. )

( While the camera continues to statistically pan into Theron Nikolas sprinting towards Andre Walker, it jumps to a similar shot with LSU running back Corey Kiner taking a jog in the LSU Strength and Conditioning facility. “Take My Breath” by The Weeknd echoes throughout the building before it is immediately silenced as a door falls. All of the LSU Football roster turns their heads to see SOSA Henderson brawling with Minerva, while Visual Prophet hunts down Lethal Consequences towards the weights. )

[ Scenic titlebar: “LSU STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING FACILITY”. ]

Stew-O: The cameras have now taken to where the LSU athletes train and condition themselves. It seems this addresses the whereabouts of the four other lost elitists. Minerva and SOSA Henderson battle in one corner of the room, exchanging a variety of strikes on the running track, while Lethal Consequences and The Visual Prophet go at it towards where all the dumbbells and gym equipment is! 

Gavin Kirkland: We focus on LC and Vizzy as VIZZY GRABS A 25 POUND PLATE AND THRUSTS IT INTO HIS MIDSECTION. He drops the plate and lifts up the 45 pounds and CHUCKS IT AT THE HEAD LC. LC DUCKS AND IT CRUSHES TO THE FLOORS AND HE JABS VIZ THROAT WITH ONE OF THOSE BARBELL COLLARS. LC USING ANYTHING HE SEES AS HE SEES SOMEONES STEEL WATER BOTTLE AND SMASHES IT ACROSS HIS HEAD! OUCH!

Persephone: LC rudely interrupts athletes trying to do bench presses by pushing them out of the way. LC grabs Viz by the head and sends him face first into the barbell! BUT THE PROPHET LEAPS OVER THE BARBELL! LC CHARGES INTO HIM, AND VIZZY SIMPLY GIVES A BARBELL A NUDGE OFF THE RACK TO THE LEFT INTO HIS MIDSECTION! VIZ WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE AND LC IS NOW REELING TOWARDS THE DUMBELL RACKS!!

Stew-O: LC tips over a variety of weighted dumbbells off the racks onto the ground to try and throw him off guard. LC GRABS RESISTANCE BANDS AND ATTEMPTS TO SLINGSHOT IT WITH HIS FINGERS! LC MISSES AND GETS BLASTED WITH ANOTHER FOREARM SMASH COURTESY OF THE TEAM DYNASTY CAPTAIN IN CHARGE!!!

Persephone: The Visual Prophet grabs a barbell with combined 200 pounds on it as he carries it and hovers it over LC’s BODY! AND LC ROLLS OUT OF THE  WAY BEFORE VIZZY DEPOSITS IT ONTO HIM! PROPHET WAS ABOUT TO TURN HIM INTO FLAT STANLEY BY DROPPING MORE THAN TWO HUNDRED POUNDS IN THE WAY. TALK ABOUT A DISASTER AVOIDED AS THE BALD MAN PICKS UP A FIFTEEN POUND DISC AND SPINS AROUND! 

Gavin Kirkland: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ROTATES IN DISCUS THROWING MOTIONS AND HURLS IT TOWARDS THE PROPHET!!!  He ducks the disc and it shatters the wide mirror behind them. LC MISSES PROPHET AS LC NOW LEAPS OFF A BENCH AND FLATTENS THE DYNASTY ELITIST WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! LC JUST HAMMERING AWAY AT VIZ WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS WITH THAT GROUND AND POUND!! 

Stew-O: WE SHIFT THE FOCUS ONTO MINERVA AND SOSA HENDERSON AS WE SEE MINERVA CHOKING SOSA BY PULLING HIS HEAD ON A HANDRAIL! ONE OF THE REFEREES ARE ON SITE TO SEE WHETHER HENDERSON WILL TAP OUT TO THIS SUBMISSION HOLD THIS EARLY IN THE MARCH! 

Persephone: WHAT THE? THE WANNABE THUG ESCAPES OUT OF THAT CROSSFACE WITH SHEER POWER!! HE KICKS HER IN THE CHEST, HOOKS THE SHOULDER AND HOISTS HER UP! AND PROCEEDS TO DUMP HER INTO THE RAILING WITH A RELEASE VERTICAL SUPLEX!! MINERVA BACK GOTTA BE BROKEN!! 

Gavin Kirkland: NOOOOO!! WHAT DID MINERVA DO TO DESERVE THAT!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AS SOSA HENDERSON NOW CLIMBS ONTO THE RAIL AND DOES SOMETHING SIMILAR TO A TIGHTROPE WALK!! AND HE LEAPS ONTO THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION WITH A CROSSBODY OFF THE RAILING!!!

Persephone: BUT MINERVA IS ABLE TO GET AHOLD OF AN LSU FOOTBALL HELMET AND SMASHES IT INTO HIS FACE IN THE NICK OF TIME IN MID-AIR!!! AN UNEXPECTED COUNTER AS MINERVA NOW PLACES THE HELMET ONTO HIS HEAD!! 

Stew-O: MINERVA HOOKS THE ARM AND ELEVATES HIM INTO A SUPLEX POSITION! SOSA IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT WHEREAS MINERVA RESISTS THE KNEE STRIKES!! AND MINERVA DRILLS SOSA HENDERSON WITH BRAINBUSTER WHILE WAS HIS HEAD WAS IN THE HELMET!! IMAGINE HAVING YOUR BRAIN THRUSTED INTO THE CONCRETE WHILE IT IS BOUNCING AROUND IN A FOOTBALL HELMET IS JUST DEVASTATING!! 

Persephone: IT IS BEAUTIFUL!! I THINK I AM TEARING UP FOR WHAT MINERVA JUST DID! SOSA HENDERSON IS TREMBLING AS IF HIS NECK IS BROKEN OR IS PARALYZED AND IT IS A SIGHT TO TRULY SEE! MINERVA KICKS THE HELMET OUT, WHERE IT ROLLS DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS! 

Stew-O: Minerva steps away from Henderson and starts approaching where LC and Vizzy are located! SOSA Henderson is barely able to make it up to his feet as he gingerly follows the National Elite Champion for revenge. Consequences and LC have indulged in a tug of war between a rope as they were trying to get too to whip the other with. 

Gavin Kirkland: Ropes remind me of one of my biggest kinks! MINERVA GRABS A SMALL MEDICINE BALL AND CHUCKS IT RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF LC! LC GOES DOWN, RELINQUISHES HIS SIDE OF THE ROPE AND IT LEAVES VIZ WITH IT!! MINERVA SEES HIM APPROACHING WITH THE ROPES, JUMPS OVER VIZ, AND TURNS THE ROPE AGAINST HIM BY CHOKING HIM WITH IT!! 

Stew-O: VIZ, HOWEVER, LIFTS HER UP ONTO HER BACK! A BRIEF MOMENT OF HESITATION FOR MINERVA TO CONTINUE APPLYING PRESSURE BEFORE SHE GOES BACK TO CHOKING!! BUT VIZ FIGHTS THROUGH THE SUFFOCATION AND SLAMS HER OVER AND OVER AGAIN INTO THE SHATTERED MIRROR! MINERVA EVENTUALLY LETS GO AND YOU CAN SEE THE MANY SHARDS EMBEDDED INTO HER BACK!! 

Gavin Kirkland: LC GOES FOR LCR ONTO VIZ!! BUT CIZ GRABS AN LSU BRANDED BLOCKING DUMMY AND IT ABSORBS EVERY OUNCE OF THAT DISCUS ELBOW SMASH!! THE BLOCKING DUMMY EVEN GETS CONSEQUENCES REELING IN FRONT OF A CHIN UP BAR AS SOSA HENDERSON PUTS HIM BACK INTO THE FOLD!!

Persephone: SOSA HENDERSON SWINGS ON THE CHIN UP BAR AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF FORWARD TO EXPLODE ONTO THE BACK OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! BOTH MINERVA AND LC DOWN AS TWO OF DYNASTY’S STAND TALL IN THIS ALTERCATION!!

Gavin Kirkland: The Visual Prophet and SOSA Henderson are the first individuals in this match to regroup as they are extremely exhausted. They whisper strategies into each other’s ears before they both get a hold of Minerva. Minerva is in huge, HUGE TROUBLE NOW!! 

Stew-O: Prophet and Henderson just body her around! FOREARM SMASH FROM PROPHET!! SOSA WITH A RIGHT JAB TO MINERVA! PROPHET WITH ANOTHER FOREARM WHILE SOSA SWITCHES IT UP AND BLASTS HER WITH A PRECISE ROUNDHOUSE ON HIS FACE!! MINERVA IS GETTING DISSECTED BY TEAM DYNASTY.

Gavin Kirkland: THEY HOIST MINERVA UP INTO A DOUBLE SUPLEX!! 

Persephone: NO!! LC COMES FROM OUT OF THE BLUE AND SWINGS A SMALL KETTLEBELL INTO THEIR MIDSECTIONS!! LC THROWS IT AWAY BEFORE HAMMERING AWAY AT THE PROPHET!! HENDERSON CRAWLS AWAY FROM THE SCENE AS THE ALL OUT BRAWL GETS AN ADDITION WITH NEW EDEN’S MINERVA!! THIS IS GETTING A CRAZY BABY!!

Gavin Kirkland: LC, VIZ AND MINERVA UNLOAD STRIKES ONTO ONE ANOTHER WHILE SOSA HENDERSON HAS SNUCK INTO A STORAGE CLOSET!! HE BRINGS OUT A MACHINE WITH WHEELS WHILE ALL THREE ELITISTS CONTINUE TO DUKE IT OUT!!

( Sosa Henderson mounts a football passing machine and aims it at all three individuals )

Persephone: HENDERSON FLOORS THE ENTIRE COMPETITION WITH FOOTBALLS TO THE FACE! HENDERSON WILDING WITH THE FOOTBALL MACHINE BEFORE MINERVA IS ABLE TO DODGE THEM LIKE THE MATRIX AND CLOCKS HIM WITH A JUMPING FOREARM SMASH. 

Stew-O: SOSA let’s go off the machine and stagger towards a smith machine! MINERVA JUMPS ONTO HIM WHILE GRABBING THE PULL UP BAR AND USES IT TO FLIP HENDERSON OVER ONTO HIS BACK WITH A HURRICANRANA!! MINERVA THEN GETS AHOLD OF THE MACHINE AND GROUNDS THE PROPHET WITH THREE FOOTBALLS AS HE WAS ABOUT TO GET UP! AND MINERVA CONNECTS WITH A FOOTBALL TO LC’S JAW!! 

Persephone: WAIT LC IS ABLE TO CATCH THE FOOTBALL AND THROWS IT INTO MINERVA’S FACE!! BOTH MINERVA AND CONSEQUENCES COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND IN EXHAUSTION AS ALL THREE COMPETITORS IN THE COMPOUND ARE ALL DOWN ON THE GROUND!! 

[ Scenic title bar: Meat Freezer.  A continuation of Drake King and Impact bar fight. )

( Meanwhile, it shows alternate angles of the whereabouts of other people. Lethal Consequences and The Visual Prophet are laid out in the sports facility while Minerva has escaped the facilities and is purposefully making his way towards Myles, who is still trapped under the net courtesy of Albert Hitchman.  Andre Walker has aimlessly wandered towards the sports facility to where he is seen picking up and wearing a LSU football helmet. After saving Myles, both individuals tak  a tight turn in the concourse and sprints towards The Chute. The final shot is SOSA Henderson and Theron Nikolas, who seems to be heading towards the gorilla position. )

Stew-O: We have made our way back to the bar fight between Drake King and Impact. Impact is being backed against the wall in the main freezer behind the Chute as DRAKE KING KICKS HIM IN THE STOMACH! AND THEN HE GRABS A HUGE GAVEL AND SMASHES IT AGAINST HIS MIDSECTION!! KING IS IN CONTROL HERE AS HE GRABS HIS HAND AND IRISH WHIPS HIM ACROSS THE COOLER!! AND IMPACT COMES CRASHING INTO A STACK OF CARDBOARD BOXES!! ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL!

Persephone: Impact is being dogged here in the freezer as Drake King looks around for more everyday items to weaponize! 

( Drake King looks above him and smirks at the icicles hanging from the ceiling. )

Gavin Kirkland: Drake King with a maniacal smirk on his face as he stares right up at the ice penises! King hops and pulls down a long one. He stalks Impact from behind and SWINGS THE ICE DICK INTO HIS BACK!! BUT IMPACT TURNS AROUND AND SPLASHES SALT INTO HIS EYES!! DRAKE KING CAN’T SEE SHIT AS IMPACT GRABS AN ICE BLOCK!! AND HE DRIVES THAT PRISM INTO THE FACE OF KING!! KING DUCKS AND AN ICE BLOCK SHATTERS INTO THE WALL!! DRAKE TARGETS THE NECK WITH AN X-CHOP THAT GETS IMPACT INCLINED AGAINST A STEP STOOL!!

Persephone: DRAKE GRABS THAT GAVEL FROM EARLIER AND THROWS IT AT THE CEILING!! AND MULTIPLE ICICLES COME FALLING FROM THE CEILINGS AS THEY ALL DESCEND ONTO IMPACT!! IMPACT JUMPS OUT OF HARM’S WAY, CATCHING ONE OF THEM IN THE PROGRESS AND DRIVES THE ICICLE INTO HIS LEFT THIGH!! DRAKE DODGES IT AND GOES FOR A SUPERKICK!! IMPACT GRABS HIS FOOT, PULLS HIM IN AND SENDS HIM FLYING INTO THE WALL WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!!

Stew-O: Impact grabs him by the arm and uses it to pull the EAW World Champion up to his feet! IMPACT NOW IRISH WHIPS HIM AND SENDS HIM COLLIDING INTO THE ANIMAL CORPSE HANGING FROM THE CEILING!! WAIT!! DRAKE KING SLIDES BENEATH THE CORPSE, CIRCLES AROUND IT AND NAILS IMPACT WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! IMPACT IS STUNNED AS DRAKE NOW SPINS AROUND FOR A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH!! IMPACT BLOCKS IT WITH BOTH FOREARMS, AND THEN NAILS HIM WITH A CLEAN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW!! BOTH MEN ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE AS IMPACT NOW GOES FOR THE EVISCERATION INSIDE OF THE FREEZER!

Persephone: DRAKE KING HOLDS HIM THOUGH!! KING BLOCKS THE EVISCERATION ATTEMPT, HOLDS HIM UP IN THE AIR AND LOOKS TO DROP HIM ONTO ICE BLOCKS!! BUT IMPACT GETS OUT OF IT AND SLAMS DRAKE KING’S HEAD ONTO ONE OF THE ICE BLOCKS! HE GRABS HIS HEAD, STANDS CLOSE TO THE ICE BLOCKS AND DDT’S HIM ONTO THEM!! OH MY GOD!! SNAP DDT ONTO THE ICE AS DRAKE KING HAS TO BE OUT NOW!! 

Stew-O: Impact is desperately trying to escape this freezer now as competing in these low temperatures are not the most ideal for a wrestler. Drake King is subconscious on a pallet of boxes while Impact reels into the door and pulls it ope-

Persephone: THE GINGERBREAD MAN AND DOLLAR GENERAL HAYLEY WILLIAMS HAS ARRIVED! MYLES ALONG WITH MINERVA IS BACK IN THE FOLD!!  IMPACT SEES MYLES AND MINERVA STANDING IN FRONT OF THE DOOR AND GETS CLOCKED WITH A KNEE STRIKE!! MYLES WITH AN EXPLOSIVE KNEE STRIKE THAT HAS IMPACT REELING INTO THE FREEZER AS MINERVA GOES TO CHECK ON HIS COMRADE!! HOWEVER, IMPACT IMMEDIATELY RESPONDS BY THROWING AN ICE BLOCK TOWARDS THEM!! IT DOESN’T HIT ANYONE AS MYLES STEPS UP THE BOXES TO THE SIDE AND USES IT TO SPRINGBOARD HIMSELF TOWARDS IMPACT!

Stew-O: AND MYLES CONNECTS WITH THAT ROUNDHOUSE KICK IN MID-AIR!! Impact is down onto one knee while Myles turns his attention to the ice cream refrigerator! Minerva is nursing to the injuries of Drake while Myles rummages through the ice cream! AND HE BRINGS OUT AN ALL-TOO FAMILIAR ICE CREAM BRAND THAT AUSTRALIANS KNOW VERY WELL!!!! 

( Myles holds up a huge box of Golden Gaytime ice cream. He smiles before circling Impact with it in his hand. )

Gavin Kirkland: IT IS GOLDEN GAYTIME—EVEN THOUGH IT IS ALWAYS GAYTIME FOR GAVIN KIRKLAND—AND NOW MYLES GRABS PROBABLY HIS FAVOURITE ICE CREAM!! AND HE DROPS GOLDEN GAYTIME ONTO HIS BACK!! BUT IMPACT GETS OUT OF THE WAY!!! HE GRABS MYLES AND THRUSTS HIM INTO THAT ANIMAL CORPSE!! MYLES’ HEAD COLLIDES WITH THE CORPSE AND IT HAS LAID HIM OUT FOR THE TIME BEING!!

Stew-O: MYLES JUST GOT PUT OUT LIKE A CANDLE WITHIN THE SNAP OF A FINGER AS HE IS UNCONSCIOUS OUTSIDE OF THE FREEZER!! MINERVA SEES THAT MYLES HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT AND TRIES TO GRAB AN ICICLE, BUT IMPACT BEATS HER TO THE CHASE AND KICKS HER AGAINST THE WALL!! IMPACT NOW GRABS DRAKE KING!! DRAKE TRIES TO FIGHT HIM OFF, BUT IMPACT GRABS AN ICICLE FROM EARLIER AND STABS IT INTO HIS INJURED ARM!! DRAKE KING GROANS IN PAIN AS IMPACT PULLS HIM OFF THE PALLET AND GRABS HIS LEGS!! AIN’T NO WAY HE IS THINKING THIS NOW!! 

( Impact applies the Walls of Impact on in the middle of the freezer. ) 

Gavin Kirkland: YOU HAVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!! IMPACT CINCHES IN THE DOUBLE-LEGGED BOSTON CRAB ONTO THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION SMACK DAB IN THE CENTER OF THE FREEZER!! MINERVA AND MYLES ARE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN TO HELP HIM OUT OF THE SUBMISSION MOVE AS WE MAY SEE THIS MATCH END WITH A SUBMISSION!! NOT ONLY DOES HE HAVE TO WORRY WITH ONE-THOUSAND POUNDS SITTING IN ON HIS LOWER BACK, HE HAS TO SURVIVE THE EXTREMELY LOW TEMPERATURES WITH HIS BODY RESTING AGAINST SHATTERED ICE!! THIS HAS TO BE IT NOW!

Stew-O: MYLES GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND DOMES HIM WITH ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE! AND HE CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER!! AND A THIRD! AND WITH FOURTH!! MYLES IS NOW OBLITERATING THE SHOWDOWN TEAM CAPTAIN AND THEN TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE FREEZER!! MINERVA GETS UP TO HER FEET AND HELPS DRAKE KING UP AS ALL OF NEW EDEN ARE IN FULL STRENGTH!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IMPACT DID NOT NEED AS HE HAS INADVERTENTLY FOUND HIMSELF IN A THREE-ON-ONE DISADVANTAGE!

Persephone: I believe the purpose behind Impact implementing those smoke bombs was to separate everyone and make the number games even, but now it has turned against him. Impact is in an extremely unfair position right now and he could use Theron Nikolas and Lethal Consequences more than ever in this match—However, none of that has been seen in quite a while. Lethal Consequences is still sleeping from that encounter in the facility, while Theron Nikolas is most likely still running away from Andre Walker at this point! 

Stew-O: Drake King starts to gain consciousness. Minerva and Myles hold up Impact by his shoulders while King emerges to his feet and gets right into Impact’s face. He smirks before SUPERKICKING HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!! AND ANOTHER SUPERKICK!! AND A THIRD FLUSH SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!! DRAKE KING IS JUST BULLYING IMPACT AT THIS POINT AS HE HAS NO INTENTION OF PINNING HIM!! MINERVA AND MYLES NOW PULL ON HIS ARM, AND SMASHES THE HALL OF FAMERS HEAD IN WITH SIMULTANEOUS KNEE STRIKES TO THE FACE!!

Gavin Kirkland: THREE ON ONE—JUST HOW I LIKE IT! These are unfavourable numbers’ games for Impact and something needs to be done real soon! After obliterating Impact, Myles and Minerva grab him by the arms as all of New Eden drags him across the hallway. Drake King is deciding to take this somewhere else as New Eden are possibly going to perform ball-and-cock torture on King! I hope we get close-up views of his hairy testicles because it would be interesting to see in this match! New Eden continues to disrespectfully drag Impact like how they treat their materialistic possessions as we now have received word that Theron Nikolas and SOSA Henderson are near each other at the gorilla position!

[ Scenic titlebar: THE GORILLA POSITION ]

Gavin Kirkland: Sosa Henderson gingerly makes his way through the hallways with intention to bring this battle to the squared circle. However, no one is there to bring the fight with him, so I don’t know what this dumbass is thinking of! SOSA Henderson looks for a table, takes off the cloth and reveals his trusty Car Jack beneath it! Henderson carries it with one hand and approaches the curtains-

Stew-O: THERON NIKOLAS COMES FROM BEHIND AND PUSHES HIM THROUGH THE CURTAINS!! THE CROWD POPS AS THEY SEE SOSA HENDERSON STUMBLING ONTO THE STAGE!! THERON NIKOLAS LOOKING LIKE HE HAS A BONE TO PICK AS STEALS THE CAR JACK FROM HIS HAND AND CHARGES INTO HIM!! SOSA HENDERSON IS ABOUT TO KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS WITH THE CAR JACK, BUT SOSA HENDERSON WITH A THRUST KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS RIBS, AND HE THROWS HIM OFF THE RAMP!! AND THERON NIKOLAS GOES FACE-FIRST ONTO THE FRONT ROW BARRICADE!!

Gavin Kirkland: WE HAVE ENTERED CONCUSSION CITY SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THIS VERY MATCH!! SOSA HENDERSON RALLIES UP THE TIGER STADIUM CROWD IN ATTENDANCE BEFORE HE STARTS RUNNING ACROSS THE STAGE!! AND HE LOOKS TO LEAP ONTO THERON NIKOLAS AS HE IS BELOW HIM NEAR THE STAGE!! BUT THERON JUMPS ONTO THE STAGE IN THE NICK OF TIME AND STUFFS HIM WITH A SWINGING ENZIRUGI ON THE RAMP!! SOSA HENDERSON IS DOWN ON BOTH KNEES AS THERON NIKOLAS NOW HAS HIM IN POSITION FOR GOD’S REQUIEM!!

Stew-O: THERON NIKOLAS CONNECTS WITH THE REVERSE SWINGING STO!! NO!!! SOSA HENDERSON ESCAPES OUT OF HIS CLUTCH—STOLE YO BITCH!!! THE JUMPING CUTTER FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AS HENDERSON DRILLED HIM ON THE RAMP WITH STOLE YO BITCH!! NIKOLAS FALLS OFF THE RAMP AS HENDERSON NOW PICKS UP SPEED YET AGAIN!! IS IT SECOND, TIMES THE CHARM!

Persephone: SOSA HENDERSON LEAPS OFF THE STAG-

Gavin Kirkland: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH LCR!! DISCUS FOREARM SMASH RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF SOSA HENDERSON IN MID-AIR AS HE IS OUT!! HENDERSON ROLLS DOWN THE RAMP AS CONSEQUENCES JUST SAVED HIS TEAMMATE FROM GETTING SQUASHED ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!! SOSA HENDERSON IS PROBABLY ASLEEP FROM THAT LCR AT THE END OF THE RAMP AS LC PULLS THERON NIKOLAS UP ONTO THE STAGE!

Stew-O: Lethal Consequences made it in time to luckily be the lord and saviour to Theron Nikolas as he pulls him onto the stage as he is bringing someone onto shore. Lethal Consequences and Theron Nikolas have reunited and all they need to complete the puzzle is Impact, who is being held captive by New Eden! Team Showdown is somewhat back together as Nikolas and Consequences brainstorm their next strategy on the stage. They need to think fast because SOSA Henderson is already crawling towards the apron.

( While Theron Nikolas and Lethal Consequences recover on the stage, Andre Walker is seen wearing a LSU Football Helmet as he silently climbs the staircase up to the stage. Across the stage, The Visual Prophet is also doing the same thing with a helmet around his head.)

Gavin Kirkland: OH NO… THERON NIKOLAS AND CONSEQUENCES NEEDS TO LOOK AT WHO IS AROUND THEM AS PROPHET AND WALKER ARE STALKING IN THE SHADOWS!! NIKOLAS AND CONSEQUENCES START TO PUT THEIR FISTS UP ON ALERT AS THEY CAN TELL THAT THE FAN RANDOMLY GETTING LOUDER ISN’T FOR NO REASON AT ALL!! NIKOLAS AND CONSEQUENCES ARE BACK-TO-BACK AS THEY KNOW DANGER IS IMMINENT!

Stew-O:  THE VISUAL PROPHET EMERGES FROM THE SHADOW AND SPRINTS TOWARDS THEM!! HE TAKES OFF THE HELMET WHILE HE RUNS AND TOSSES IT AT CONSEQUENCES TO THROW HIM OFF!! AND PROPHET CLASHES WITH THERON NIKOLAS!! CONSEQUENCES TRIES TO ADD ODDS TO THE EQUATION AND PUSHES VISUAL PROPHET AWAY!

Gavin Kirkland: NO! ANDRE WALKER INTERCEPTS HIM AND SPLITS THE HALL OF FAMER IN HALF WITH HUNGER ON HILLSIDE!! ANDRE WALKER CONNECTS ON THE DOT WITH THE SPEAR WHILE HE HAS THE LSU HELMET ON AS HE JUST ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS FUCKING DEAD AS NOW THERON CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE PROPHET!! NO!! PROPHET HOLDS ONTO HIS FOOT AND SPINS HIM AROUND!

Persephone: SOSA HENDERSON WAKES UP FROM HIS SLEEP AND HITS THE PUMP SUPERKICK ONTO THERON NIKOLAS!! NIKOLAS IS STUNNED AS ANDRE WALKER NOW LEAPS INTO THE AIR!! AND DRIVES HIS FIST INTO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE!! KAISER’S TOUCH TO THERON NIKOLAS AND THE FATASS PROPHET CHARGES IN!! AND DRIVES HIS ELBOW INTO THE FACE!! KISS TO THE HEAD CONNECTS!! THIS HAS TO BE OVER!! TEAM DYNASTY WINS!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Stew-O: MINERVA COMES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND PUSHES SOSA HENDERSON INTO THE COVER TO BREAK IT UP!! SOSA HENDERSON ACCIDENTLY BUMPS HEADS WITH THE VISUAL PROPHET AS MYLES TURNS ANDRE WALKER AROUND!! AND HE CONNECTS A RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW!! ANDRE WALKER FALLS TO THE GROUND WHILE SOSA HENDERSON TRIES TO FEND THEM OFF!! BUT MYLES WITH A KNEE STRIKE!! FOLLOWED UP WITH THE INVERTED DDT COURTESY OF THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!! PARADISE LOST BY MINERVA AS TEAM DYNASTY JUST GOT TORN APART JUST LIKE THAT WITHIN AN INSTANT!

( While Minerva and Myles stand over Team Dynasty, Drake King is seen dragging The Visual Prophet through the crowd. King looks at all of the crowd in disgust as they boo at him with the utmost hatred in their hearts. Drake pushes Impact over the barricade and brings him into the squared circle. This is the first time we are seeing the Stadium Stampede being brought to the squared rifle. )

Stew-O: New Eden has laid waste to nearly everyone in this match. Impact almost had the upper hand against Drake King over in the bar until the rest of New Eden arrived and outnumbered him. They have rendered him unconscious and Drake King has brought this to the squared circle seemingly to prove a point. New Eden could have pinned Impact in front of the freezer, but he has chosen to conquer Impact right in the middle of the ring, where many of their biggest accomplishments have been earned!

Persephone: Drake King inserts Impact into the squared circle. Team Dynasty has yet to move a single inch from that assault earlier and this match is basically academic from here! I don’t know how this already happened! Myles and Minerva stay on guard around the ring while Drake King is crouched on the second turnbuckle. Impact is barely moving now as he gingerly emerges to his feet. DRAKE HAS THE HALL OF BUTCHER IN HIS SIGHTS!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!

Stew-O: DRAKE KING STOMPS IMPACT’S HEAD INTO THE CANVAS!! JUDGEMENT DAY CONNECTS!!

Gavin Kirkland: EVISCERATION!!!!!! DRAKE KING DESCENDS RIGHT INTO THAT DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!! 

Persephone: OH MY GOD!! A COUNTER THAT PROLONGS A MATCH THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING FOR FOUR HOURS AS IMPACT DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER!! HE CHOOSES TO GET RIGHT UP AND JUMPS ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE SPRINGS OFF THE TURNBUCKLES AND DROPKICKS MYLES!! MYLES CRASHES DOWN ONTO MINERVA BELOW AS IMPACT JUST EVENED THE ODDS NOW!! IMPACT IS BACK IN THIS AS HE MAY SUCCEED WITH THIS COMEBACK!

Stew-O: IMPACT REFOCUSES HIS ATTENTION BACK ONTO THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION AND IMPATIENTLY WAITS FOR HIM TO GET UP TO HIS FEET!! IF IMPACT CONNECTS WITH THIS, THEN IT IS OV-

Persephone: MYLES SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AND PUSHES HIMSELF AND IMPACT OVER THE TOP ROPE!! MYLES JUST TOOK HIMSELF OUT IN THE PROCESS AS MINERVA SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AND LOOKS TO GO AERIAL!! Drake King continues to recuperate from the double knee facebreaker while Myles and Impact are on one knee on the ringside floor! WHAT THE HELL IS MINERVA THINKING HERE!! DO A TRIPLE ROTATION TOPE CON HILO!!

Stew-O: MINERVA RUNS RIGHT INTO THE LCR!! NO!! LC ALMOST ANNIHILATES THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION WITH THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW!! MINERVA CHARGES INTO LC, BUT LC LIFTS HER UP AND SHE GOES FLYING ONTO THE RINGSIDE BELOW!! LC TURNS HIS ATTENTION BACK INTO THE RING!

( DING! )

Stew-O: DRAKE KING SMASHES THE RING BELL ONTO THE BACK OF LC’S HEAD!! THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION FROM OUT OF NOWHERE JUST CAVED HIS HEAD IN WITH THE RING BELL!!!

( Drake King now slides the ring bell under Lethal Consequences’ chin and reels into the corner turnbuckles. )

Persephone: THE WANNABE GOD STOMPS HIS FACE INTO THE RING BELL!!! JUDGMENT DAY CONNECTS ONTO THE BELL AS DRAKE KING ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS ONE LEG!! IT IS OVER!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Stew-O: ALL OF TEAM DYNASTY JUMPS INTO THE RING AT THE SAME TIME AND BREAK UP THE COVER!! SOSA HENDERSON, VISUAL PROPHET, AND ANDRE WALKER EMERGE TO THEIR FEET AND CIRCLE DRAKE SMITH LIKE A PACK OF FERAL WOLVES THAT HAVEN’T EATEN IN DAYS! Myles and Minerva are still laid out from minutes ago and Drake King has a look on his face knowing that this is out of his control! Drake gets up to his feet and looks at his surroundings. Walker, Henderson, and Prophet are all beaten and battered up by what has transpired in this match!

Persephone: DRAKE KING CHARGES INTO PROPHET WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! WALKER AND HENDERSON FLANK HIM AND UNLEASH A FLURRY OF STRIKES ONTO THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION!! TEAM DYNASTY IS PUTTING THE WORK ONTO THE CHAMPION HERE AS THEY ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY KICK AND STOMP AWAY AT DRAKE KING!! THIS IS A MURDER RIGHT HERE!! THIS IS A PUBLIC EXECUTION OF THE REDEEMER!! THIS IS WHAT I LIKE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

( Minerva and Myles attempt to get into the ring to help Drake King, but Theron Nikolas and Impact grab their legs and fight them out of the ringside area and up the ramp. )

Gavin Kirkland: MINERVA AND MYLES TRIED TO GET DRAKE KING OUT OF THAT STICKY SITUATION, BUT NIKOLAS AND IMPACT INSTINCTIVELY STOPPED THEM FROM DOING SO AS BOTH DUOS DUKE IT OUT TOWARDS THE STAGE!! TWO-THIRDS OF NEW EDEN UNAVAILABLE TO HELP THE OTHER AS DRAKE KING IS IN DEEP DEEP TROUBLE HERE!! SOSA HENDERSON HELPS DRAKE KING UP TO HIS FEET WHILE ANDRE WALKER GETS READY FOR THE SPEAR!!

Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER WITH HUNGER TO HILLSIDE, TEARING DRAKE KING IN HALF WITH THE SPEAR!!

Persephone: DRAKE KING GETS SPLIT IN HALF WITH A SPEAR!! SOSA HENDERSON AND THE VISUAL PROPHET NOW DRAG HIM OUT OF THE RING. ANDRE WALKER FOLLOWS AS ALL THREE INDIVIDUALS GRAB HIM IN FRONT OF OUR ANNOUNCER’S TABLE!! WHAT ARE THEY THINKING HER!! HENDERSON AND KING HOISTS HIM UP BY THE SIDE WHILE THE PROPHET HOLDS HIM UP WITH A POWERBOMB!

Stew-O: AND TEAM DYNASTY ANNIHILATES THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER DESK WITH A TRIPLE TEAM POWERBOMB!! OH MY GOD!! DRAKE KING HAS TO BE OUT!! THE VISUAL PROPHET FALLS IN COMPLETE AND UTTER EXHAUSTION WHILE SOSA HENDERSON AND ANDRE WALKER MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE STAGE! THE KING IS DEAD!!! THE REDEEMER IS NO MORE!! 

Stew-O: MINERVA AND MYLES STUN BOTH SHOWDOWN ELITISTS ON THE STAGE WITH SUPERKICKS TO THE FACE!! AND THEN GO FOR SECONDS!! BUT ANDRE WALKER AND SOSA HENDERSON JOIN THE FRAY ON THE STAGE AND GROUND THEM WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! SIX PEOPLE PUTTING EVERYTHING ON THE LINE ON THE STAGE WHILE THE THE VISUAL PROPHET IS STRUGGLING TO BRING DRAKE KING BACK OUT INTO THE RING WITH ALL THAT DEAD WEIGHT AND EXHAUSTION!!

Persephone: SOSA HENDERSON GETS OUT OF THE CROSSFIRE AND BEGINS TO CLIMB THE SCAFFOLDING BEAMS!! MINERVA BATTLES WITH WALKER, AND MYLES SQUARES OFF WITH NIKOLAS AND IMPACT!! THIS HAS TO BE IT HERE AS VISUAL PROPHET ALMOST HAS DRAKE KING BACK IN THE RING!!

( SOSA Henderson stands fifteen feet up in the air on top of a scaffolding. Everyone below him continues to fight as Henderson begins to jump off. )

Stew-O: SOSA HENDERSON WITH A CORKSCREW SENTON OFF THE SCAFFOLDING ONTO EVERYONE BELOW!! HENDERSON FLOORS EVERY ONE OF THE ELITISTS THAT WAS DUKING IT OUT BELOW!! A DAREDEVIl, HIGH-RISK MANEUVER FROM THE FORMER EAW WORLD CHAMPION AS THAT EFFECTIVELY TAKES EVERYONE OUT, INCLUDING HIMSELF!!

Persephone: BACK TO THE RING AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RE-EMERGES AND PUSHES VIZ INTO THE RINGPOST!! FACE-FIRST GOES THE PROPHET AS LC IMMEDIATELY SLIDES HIM BACK INTO THE RING!!!! LC PULLS UP THE APRON SHEETS AND RETRIEVES A STEEL CHAIR AND BRINGS IT INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE IN IT WITH HIM!! JUST END THIS MATCH ALREADY!! COME ON!! BASH HIS HEAD IN LC!

Stew-O: LC WITH A STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK!! BUT IT DOESN’T TAKE VIZ DOWN AS HE STAYS DOWN ON ONE KNEE!! LC WITH A SUBTLE LOOK OF DISBELIEF ON HIS FACE AS HE SPINS AROUND!! AND SLAMS THE STEEL CHAIR ONTO HIS BACK!! THIS TIME IT TAKES DOWN VIZ ONTO BOTH KNEES!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HYPING HIMSELF UP AS HE REELS INTO THE CORNER AND CHARGES BACK INTO THE VISUAL PROPHET!!

Persephone: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR ONTO THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET FOR THE GRAND FINALE!!

Gavin Kirkland: KISS TO THE HEAD!! THE VISUAL PROPHET CONNECTED WITH HIS BULL HAMMER ELBOW RIGHT WHEN LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HOISTED UP THE STEEL CHAIR!! THAT SPLIT SECOND THAT CONSEQUENCES HAD THE CHAIR IN THE AIR BEFORE BRINGING IT DOWN, EXPOSED HIS FACE, THUS OPENING UP THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY FOR PROPHET TO GET IN THAT DEVASTATING ELBOW!! 

Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS UNCONSCIOUS!! THE VISUAL PROPHET SWAYS SIDE TO SIDE, AND BACK AND FORTH BEFORE HE BLACK OUTS AND COLLAPSES ONTO LC!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!! NO ONE IS HERE TO BREAK IT UP!! COUNT IT, REF!

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( DING! DING! DING! ) 

Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF STADIUM STAMPEDE…. THE VISUAL PROPHET, SOSA HENDERSON, AND ANDRE WALKER—TEEEAAMMM DYNASTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

( Bella Braxton’s voice echoes throughout the Tiger Stadium as everyone in the ring pops to the final three count of the match. “Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)” By Jimi Hendrix blasts through the speakers while The Visual Prophet sluggishly rolls out of the ring and sits on the apron. Team Dynasty refuses medical help and limps towards their Team Captain to join him in victory. Drake King is still laid out unconscious from the triple powerbomb, while the rest of the competitions continues to be subdued in result of SOSA Henderson’s daredevil stunt from earlier. )

Stew-O: And just like that, the first ever Stadium Stampede comes to a conclusion! Everyone in this match delivered with each and every one of their promises, but it is The Visual Prophet that is able to keep fully mentally and physically strong until the last stretch to where he would take the crown for himself. Lethal Consequences was on the brink of bringing the bragging rights to Friday nights, but The Visual Prophet had other plans and for the second year in a row, Dynasty fans rejoiced in yet another humongous victory for their brand!

Persephone: If Rexy Sexy was on a team this year, then this match would’ve ended very quickly. Eitherway, this match didn’t really have much of an involvement of pinning attempts until all three teams brought their disputes to that squared circle. All nine individuals used every square-inch of that stadium to their advantage and they are going to walk back to their locker rooms knowing that they just went through one of the most hellacious matches of their lives! Team Voltage almost won this match, but dumbass Drake King was too slow to get that cover and it cost him a hefty trip through that announce table. 

Gavin Kirkland: New Eden was indeed on the premises of conquering the inaugural Stadium Stampede, but it was the heart and determination of Team Dynasty that couldn’t be outmatched. As Meat Stew said, Dynasty brings the bragging rights home for the second consecutive year in a row, and with that, it means there are huge implications for SOSA Henderson, Andre Walker, and The Visual Prophet come next Friday night! 

Persephone: New Eden finally gets embarrassed on a major stage for the first time in a while and you can see how heartbroken they are. Well, all three of them are nearly unconscious, but you can tell that New Eden will definitely not let this event go and will be doing everything in their power to make up for the mistakes they made tonight! 

Gavin Kirkland: The very same could be said about Team Showdown. Without a shadow of a doubt, Impact, Theron Nikolas, and Lethal Consequences held up their end of the bargains to the best of their ability. All three of them evidently arrived at the Stadium Stampede the most prepared, but at the end of the day, when it all comes down to these matches, it all comes down to who can take advantage of the other last and that is what happened here. When everything seemed fine for Showdown and New Eden, all came crashing down when Team Dynasty came to spoil their good times. 

Persephone: I am so relieved that New Eden didn’t win this match because if they controlled Voltage for a month, I don’t know what would even happen to myself… I don’t even know where I am right now. This event was so fucking long and I think I was starting to hallucinate things towards the end of this match. ANYONE BUT NEW EDEN!!

Gavin Kirkland: Well, anyone but New Ede

Stew-O: Elite Answers Wrestling hosts yet another successful Territorial Invasion with a prosperous debut of the Stadium Stampede Match. Team Dynasty reigns supreme over anyone and everyone in this match!

( While Andre Walker, SOSA Henderson, and The Visual Prophet celebrate on the top turnbuckles, red fireworks begin to fire down from up the stage and down the rafters. Yet another year of Friday Night Dynasty taking the main event as they are the winners of the first ever Stadium Stampede. )

Stew-O: THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR TUNING IN TONIGHT!! WE ALL APPRECIATED YOUR COMPANY AND WE HOPE THAT WE PROVIDED THE BEST PRODUCT TO YOUR SCREENS POSSIBLE!! For Persephone, and Gavin Kirkland, and all the rest of our broadcast colleagues. GOODNIGHT!!

(A final shot is taken of the winners and Territorial Invasion fades to black.)

(EAW logo buzzes.)

(EAW intro plays.)

(As always, Dynasty starts off with a recap from last week: The show kicks off with StarrStan inviting both Sierra and Domino down to the stage, offering them a spot in the Dynasty versus Voltage Women’s Divide and Conquer at Clash of Kingdoms 2. Both of them, skeptic at first, end up accepting. They’re stopped by Lisa and Kensi though, who both demand a spot in the match after making themselves known the week prior. Starr, sweeping under the rug that situation, says that Kensi and Lisa are officially confirmed for the match as well. A debuting Khorri Daniels goes up against Seth Osiris in the first match of the night, where Khorri manages to come out on top in the end. Then moving onto the next match of the night, Johnny Andrews and Black Shamrock face off in in-ring competition; where in the end, it’s Johnny that stands tall above all. Jack Ripley and Andre Walker discuss their game plan heading into their match later on in the night, also talking about Brand Warfare and who they should recruit, which cues in Johnny Andrews once more. He brags about himself and says he’s the perfect fit for their team, but Jack is clearly unsure. After a long time of annoying convincing, Jack finally gives in and welcomes him to the team, confirming him as the third member. Solomon Stane and Lisa Wren along with Kensi then are in action, where in the end it turns out to be Lisa who comes out with the victory over Solomon. Xavier Williams and Harlow Reichert come out to talk about their challengers at Territorial Invasion. While they believe it’s flattering that Voltage would go out of their way to get some for them, Danny Tanner and Candice Blair are not it. Danny then comes out to defend the two of them, using himself as a distraction for Candice to sneak from behind and lay out Harlow. Xavier makes quick work of Danny with a punch to his face forcing Candice to retreat out of the ring with him, leaving Xavier and Harlow to their lonesome with a little bit of shock at the boldness of their challengers. StarrStan then invites SOSA Henderson to his office, directing him to the outside to tell him his Territorial Invasion plans, finding himself face to face with The Visual Prophet and Andre Walker. After some talking, SOSA agrees to be the final member on the team for Territorial Invasion. Jack Ripley and Bronson Daniels go up against the team of Andre Walker and The Visual Prophet. In the end, it’s Bronson that makes a huge statement, pinning Andre to get his team the victory and sending him a warning in the process. Jonny Airhart is then seen moping around catering, before being confronted by Jack Ripley. Despite the match between them, Jack was extremely impressed, before he put out the offer for him to join his Brand Warfare team. Jonny denies at first, before he ends up agreeing and becomes the fourth member of the team. The Universal Women’s Champion is in action this time, with Ms. Extreme going up against Sierra with Ximena Velsasquez at ringside. When Ximena looked to interfere to help Sierra, she backed off; ultimately letting Ms. Extreme get the win in the process. Xander Payne then comes out to cut a promo, talking about the travesty of what happened last week, but it turns out he was ultimately just baiting them, he didn’t care about what happened, it’s insignificant compared to Territorial Invasion. Andrea Valentine then comes out, saying she’s tired of hearing him repeat the same things, letting him say what he wants and leaving her actions at TI to leave him shocked and proven wrong in the end. Xander, in anger, attempts to attack Andrea; but Andrea ultimately gets the better of Xander, laying him out, and ending the recap standing tall.)

(The broadcast then goes to the State Farm Arena live in Atlanta, Georgia. ‘2nd Sucks’ by A Day To Remember is blasting through the speakers while the crowd showers down thunderous cheers in hype and support for Friday Night Dynasty tonight. The atmosphere is at an all time high while the camera pans around to the EAW Universe holding up signs and showing their support tonight. It then fades to the ring to show the Dynasty General Manager, StarrStan standing at the center with a microphone in his hand and a smile on his face. He nods his head while he scans around at the excited Georgia crowd tonight, waiting for everything to calm down before he brings his microphone up and begins to speak from there.)

StarrStan: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY! The show to watch on Friday nights and undoubtedly the flagship show in all of the Land of Elite :mjgrin:. We are just two weeks away from the tri-branded Free-Per-View, Territorial Invasion! And as you can see, myself and the Dynasty elitists in the back are more than ready to go to war with Showdown and Voltage for brand supremacy! We made our mark last week on Voltage, and now we look to do so again in a set of star-studded triple threat Stadium Stampede clashes in our main events! I have no doubt that The Visual Prophet tonight, Andre Walker on Showdown, and SOSA Henderson on Voltage will bring it home for us and show why Dynasty always comes out on top when Territorial Invasion comes around! But enough about that, we have more than enough time to show team spirit in the weeks to come, for now? Let’s get down to the nitty gritty, a match that is truly one of the most important for the Dynasty brand.

StarrStan: Dynasty’s World Heavyweight Champion couldn’t have had a better reign. Kicking off at Reckless Wiring 2021 against an impressive opponent nonetheless, Xander Payne has swore that he would beat anyone that stands in the way of him and his destiny of being a ‘World Heavyweight God.’ Which is something that he has truly proven, believe it or not. Like it or not, Xander has lived up to his moniker and has become a beast. He has slain former World Champions, future Hall of Famers, current Hall of Famers; and he believes that his reign is going to continue on for all eternity. But with that, comes constant challenges that stand in his way, and Territorial Invasion 2021 might as well be his ultimate challenge. 

StarrStan: Andrea Valentine was someone that had a rocky experience with Friday Night Dynasty in the past. Her efforts at the start of Season 14 weren’t enough to keep her off the backburner and ultimately traded to Saturday Night Showdown post-Territorial Invasion, which is something that she doesn’t pride herself on. Upon her return to the red brand in Season 15, her first intention was to make sure that, like many, her past doesn’t define her future. And let’s just say, she’s more than proved that. Right off the bat she beat one of Dynasty’s hottest commodities in the form of the former World Heavyweight Champion, The Visual Prophet; and found herself in a World Heavyweight Championship match one year after her last match on the Dynasty brand in Season 14 against The Visual Prophet at Territorial Invasion for the World Heavyweight Championship. Will she change her luck one year after she found herself in the same position? Well, I’m sure that’s something that she’s looking to do.

StarrStan: With all of this passion, all of this drive, all of this ambition; it makes for one hell of a match coming up in two weeks. And now, today? We’re here to make it official. So I welcome everyone at home and in attendance tonight to the contract signing for XANDER PAYNE VERSUS ANDREA VALENTINE FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AT TERRITORIAL INVASION 2021!

(It’s safe to say, the crowd is losing their shit. The potential for this match is insane and there’s no doubt that the two for these competitors can create some magic in the ring, especially in a larger capacity like they find themselves in at Territorial Invasion. Despite their own beliefs, they both know that there’s a match to win and they’re going to lay it all on the line despite the challenge to succeed, which is what brings a smile to StarrStan’s face as he looks out into the distance.)

StarrStan: So enough of the talk, let’s get this show on the road! Ladies and gentlemen please welcome at this time, the challenger. ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(In an instant, ‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX hits the speakers to deafening cheers from the Georgia crowd. Immediately, none other than Andrea Valentine makes her way out to the stage with a smile on her face. She stops for a moment at the center of the stage, with her hands on her hips while she looks around at the hyped up crowd, beaming with a look of enthusiasm on her face. She then points around at the crowd, spreading her arms out before making her way down the ramp and towards the ring. She stops at the bottom of the ramp before continuing to march forward and jump onto the apron. She then enters into the ring where she climbs up to the top rope and once again points around with a smile, blowing a kiss before jumping off of the top rope. She then makes her way over to StarrStan who shakes her hand with a smile on her face, before Andrea directs herself over to the contract table and takes a seat. ‘Roll With Me’ begins to fade out along with the crowd quieting down, StarrStan beginning to speak not long after.)

StarrStan: And ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Before ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill can even hit the speakers, the crowd is already drowning out the iconic theme of Xander Payne with boos. It’s clear that the man isn’t liked here, and usually he’d be one to soak it in, but today’s different. Xander Payne makes his way out to the stage, with a cold and callous look on his face while he stares down at the ring. He has the World Heavyweight Championship dragging behind him in his clutches, his attention not fixated on it like it usually is. He takes his Championship and slings it around his shoulder carelessly, it’s the least of his concerns at the moment. Xander takes a deep breath, still staring at the ring, before making his way down the ramp. He stops at the bottom of the ramp, finally snapping out of his seemingly fixated trance, taking a moment to scan around at the booing crowd. He then shakes his head before making his way up the steel steps and onto the apron, slowing down for a good moment while he looks at Andrea Valentine who is seated, before entering into the ring. StarrStan walks up to offer a handshake, but Xander simply shoulder nudges him away before taking a seat at the table. ‘It Follows’ finally then fades out while Xander props his Championship up onto the table, letting Starr speak.)

StarrStan: Xander, Andrea, I feel like I’ve said all I needed to say. Now the one thing left to do is sign the contract, so please, take all the time you need, the floor is yours.

(Andrea leans forward looking to take a microphone, but Xander immediately snatches the microphone away from her. Andrea holds her hands up, rolling her eyes, before taking one of her own. Xander simply shakes his head in frustration for a moment before beginning to speak.)

Xander Payne: You heard StarrStan before we came out here, my track record is simply impeccable. I’ve been at the top of my game since winning the World Heavyweight Championship and there’s no doubting at this point that I am one of the best Champions to ever grace this ring. I remember at the start of Season 14 when I lost my PURE Championship, people claimed that it was only going to go downhill from there, that the only thing that Xander Payne was going to do? Was plummet. Watching from a distance while The Visual Prophet ran amok with a Championship that he could never fully grasp the true power of, and people like Lethal Consequences who would win the Championship just for fulfilling a year long sob story. It’s boring, it’s redundant, and most importantly? It’s embarrassing for the lineage of this prestigious Championship, this brand, and this company as a whole. Which is why I stepped up to the plate in the first place and took the responsibility of being the World Heavyweight Champion, because nobody else was capable of doing so. Nobody was truly going to bring that Championship up from rock bottom and elevate it like I have since coming out of the Dome of Death as your Champion at Reckless Wiring 2021. 

Xander Payne: People said that this was just going to be another tale of Xander Payne working his ass off towards a goal and then phoning it in when it finally comes to fruition, but I’ve proven since then that it wasn’t going to be the case. I’ve stepped up to the plate and I’ve proven myself to be the very best that this brand could offer when it comes to the term of World Championship material. As I said before, nobody can fill my shoes, not even someone like you Andrea Valentine. Someone like you who wants to believe that to be the case, but it just simply isn’t. You’re a big fish in a small pond, and while you’ve managed to sustain yourself for these first few months here on Friday Night Dynasty? Territorial Invasion is where I absolutely eat you alive. You can try and make the inevitable reality different and shape it into your perception of the truth, but it will never be the case especially when you’re across the ring from me. If there’s one thing I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt for when it comes down to it? You’ll put up a fight, they all do. But in the end, there’s zero escaping the outcome where your World Heavyweight God stands on top, unphased, absolutely dominant. 

(The crowd continues to boo at the top of their lungs while Andrea simply stares for a good moment. She shrugs her shoulders before gripping the microphone in her hand, Xander is clearly passionate about all of this, very serious concerning the matter especially when it comes to what happened last week, but Andrea looks very calm and collected compared to him.)

Andrea Valentine: That definitely doesn’t reflect what happened last week, does it? When you tried to attack me and I ended up laying you out-

Xander Payne: Shut up… shut up… SHUT UP!

Andrea Valentine: Anyways, back to what I was saying after such a rude interruption. It’s been rinse and repeat for Xander ever since he learned that I was going to be his opponent at Territorial Invasion. Recapping his past victories over Hall of Famers and former World Champions, and sweeping my presence under the rug acting like it’s the truth. But anyone that knows Andrea Valentine, would know that that’s nowhere near the case. For the longest time people have told me that I couldn’t do this or that, that I was simply not the Elitist that could fill the shoes of so and so, and so on and so forth. It’s always been a constant in my career and to be honest, it’s something that I’ll never be able to escape. The constant doubting of my abilities, and no matter how grand my track record may look in a few years time, I’ll still be looked at as a nonfactor in anyone’s ambitions in Elite Answers Wrestling. Do I have a problem with that? Absolutely not, you know why? Because what everyone has said towards me, it doesn’t define who I actually am as an in-ring competitor. I don’t know if you realized Xander, but I’ve made sure since the start of Season 15 that any of those doubts about whether or not I was going to make it or not could shove it. I’ve set out and I made sure that my time on Friday Night Dynasty last year wasn’t going to reflect my return, and I think I’ve done a pretty good job in doing that if you ask me. It’s funny how I know that everyone, even StarrStan, expected less from me, even saying himself that he anticipated Viz winning at Operation: Doomsday-

StarrStan: :whoa:!!!

Andrea Valentine: … But it seems to be even more laughable to myself considering how it actually turned out. Another example of me shifting the odds into my favor and proving everyone wrong one way or another. Which is why I’ve let you play out this narrative for the longest time now, letting you believe what you wanted to believe about how this match was going to go without fretting over it. Because this was always going to end exactly how I anticipated it, without any outside voices telling me otherwise. Against all odds apparently, Andrea Valentine becomes a two-time World Champion; and that’s just something you’re going to have to accept to be the truth at the end of the day.

(The scowl on Xander’s face tells it all, he’s unhappy with the words of choice from Andrea. He takes a deep breath, slowly opening the contract while speaking.)

Xander Payne: It’s your funeral, you’re getting the chance to plan it willingly. It’s not funny anymore how oblivious you seem to be, it’s mentally frustrating for someone like myself. The audacity of someone like you to try and tell me how this match is going to go, if what you said goes? Hell, let’s broaden our horizons, if what any of my challengers have said during the duration of my reign actually came true? Then this situation that you and I find ourselves in? Would be very, VERY different. The point that you need to realize, is that when it comes to World Championship matches like this? I’m a whole different breed; that’s unmatched in the ring even by the very best, and I mean that. You are nowhere near the quota needed to dethrone someone like me from his rightful position as World Heavyweight God, then again, nobody is, so don’t feel left out. I am simply the best and your only goal when you’re against me is to plan accordingly for your inevitable defeat. It’s been a constant when it comes to my World Championship reign, since the very beginning. You can say what you want, but everything I’ve said so far comes from a logical mindset. Because I am not like any other World Champion, I’m next level, I am a fucking GOD! And you better cram that into your head one way or another… before you’re inevitably disappointed.

(Xander puts his microphone down before snatching the pen away from the leather binder, signing the contract to the eruption of cheers from the crowd. He slams the pen down on the table which startles StarrStan, before he takes the contract and shoves it towards Andrea. Andrea clearly looks unphased once again.)

Andrea Valentine: And that’s fine, if that’s something that I’ve signed up for? Then so be it, because I have no problem doing what seems to be impossible and making it possible. I could care less at this point about who you’ve faced or beaten, it’s insignificant for me heading into this match. I’m not here to measure up to other people, I know my own worth. So once again, wave those around like they truly mean so much to this match all you want, I’ll do my own thing and make it work against an apparently insurmountable task. I don’t know how long it’ll take, but maybe after you lose to me at Territorial Invasion you’ll realize that I’m more than just the label that you’ve placed onto me, just like everyone else did. So go ahead and talk your shit, run your mouth repeating the same things over and over again and praying that somehow they stick, because you’ll realize soon enough that I’m not someone that you can easily pluck away. When I said that I was going to put my 110% into everything when it comes into Season 15, there was zero exaggeration in the matter. At Territorial Invasion I’m going to make sure personally that you get the best Andrea Valentine that money can buy, and that’s just something that *you* are going to have to handle accordingly. Because like it or not, your EAW World Heavyweight Championship reign is in grave danger, and you just signed the contract to your demise.

(Andrea takes the contract and wastes zero time signing it to the even louder cheers from the crowd in resounding joy. In an instant, Xander slams the table and stands up from his position, Andrea doesn’t hesitate in standing up either. Both of them stare at one another, Andrea with complete and utter calmness which has been plastered on her face the entire contract signing, while Xander seems to be absolutely fuming, a culmination of all the anger that has come these past few weeks. StarrStan seems to be on the ready, looking towards the two of them in hesitation whether to call security or not. Xander then closes his eyes and backs off from the table, taking his World Heavyweight Championship and slinging it over his shoulders, beginning to leave the ring from there. Andrea calms down looking towards Xander, leaving the ring and standing on the apron. Before he jumps off the apron though, Xander looks back at Andrea while the crowd quiets down.)

Xander Payne: (Off-Mic) Still to be recognized… as your World Heavyweight God.

(‘It Follows’ blasts through the speakers of the arena once again while Xander jumps off the apron and makes his way towards the back, straight towards the backstage area without even looking back. Andrea is seen looking unamused with her arms crossed, she’s not ticked off in the slightest, she seems to be more motivated than ever, Xander’s shittalking added more fuel to her fire. StarrStan has a proud look on his face for a moment, looking at the scene before him before nodding as the last shot seen is Xander peeking his head back at the ring, taking a good look at Andrea, before disappearing through the backstage area; which is the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty fades out to its first commercial break of the night.)

(A commercial is shown for Pizza Hut, a great weapon for any match that you find yourself in, seeing as their pizza is as hard as a brick.)

(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Odd Eye’ by DREAMCATCHER hits!!!)

Stephie Love: Introducing first from San Jose, California weighing in at 121 pounds she is SIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

(Sierra comes out wearing a crown as she tells all the fans to respect a queen.)

Flannery McCoy: Sierra claims this week that she is unmatched and her opponent lacks the proper drive and motivation to succeed here in EAW.

Stew-O: That is a very serious allegation. But just like my allegations on Twitter I assure you that they are false.

Jake Mercer: Oh you have some too?

Flannery McCoy: No it’s just you.

Jake Mercer: Fuck he tricked me.

( ‘Everywhere’ by Chloe X Halle hits!!!)

Stephie Love: And her opponent from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 115 pounds she is “The Moment” KHORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRI DANIELS!!!!

(Khorri Daniels makes her way to the ring looking ready to knock that crown off Sierra’s dome.)

Flannery McCoy: Last week Khorri beat Seth Osiris and is looking to continue that streak.

Stew-O: This week Khorri told her opponent that she is a loser and can choke on her clit while she’s at it being a bitch.

Jake Mercer: I don’t think you can say that on TV Stew.

Stew-O: Fuck they are going to cut my paycheck again. RIP my kids.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: This match is underway now as Sierra and Khorri Daniels pace around the ring like caged tigers just waiting for a chance to strike. Eventually they lock up as both women struggle for position in a vicious and back and forth manner. Khorri pushes Sierra back up against the ropes aggressively raking her back against them ropes but Sierra quickly reverses it pushing Daniels back into the corner up against the turnbuckle. The referee forces a break.

Stew-O: Sierra backs off as Khorri Daniels rushes back up again to lock up in the middle of the ring once more. However, Sierra quickly manages to wrench the arm of Khorri Daniels around. Daniels reverses the armbar around and catches Sierra into an armbar of her own and begins to torque the arm. Sierra clenches her teeth angrily in pain looking like a furious individual as she does so. Suddenly Sierra goes behind Daniels and grabs her with both arms into a tight squeeze. The Bearhug has been applied!

Jake Mercer: But Khrori Daniels suddenly lunges forward flipping Sierra up and over her head to the mat! Daniels goes to lift Sierra up but Sierra kicks her hard in the face! Sierra back up and kicks Daniels again in the gut sending her back against the ropes. She bounces off the ropes and right back into Sierra’s clutches. Sierra grabs her and throws her back with a Suplex!

Flannery McCoy: But Khorri Daniels lands on her feet blocking the Suplex! Hard right hand straight to the jaw of Sierra! But Sierra catches the arm and takes Khorri down with an armdrag! Gotta love counter wrestling sequences! Much better than a deathmatch any day amirite! Khorri back up as she rolls through the arm drag and is irritated visibly with Sierra’s pacing in this match. They go to lock up again but Sierra suckers in Khorri and instead hits her right in the face with a Spinning Backfist!

Stew-O: But Khorri Daniels blocks it! NO! It was a feint from Sierra who catches her with the other elbow around on that spin! Daniels falls down before pulling herself up slowly using the ropes holding her jaw which may be damaged after that hard shot! Sierra charges in looking to do some more damage! NO! Daniels moved out the way as Sierra comes charging in! But Sierra prevents herself from going out of the ring. ROLLUP FROM BEHIND BY DANIELS!!! BUT SIERRA IS HOLDING THE ROPES AND COUNTERS INTO A PINNING COMBO HERSELF!

Referee: OH REALLY NOW? YOU EXPECT ME TO COUNT THIS SHIT? YOU THINK I CAN’T SEE YOU GRABBING THE ROPES YOUNG LADY? YOU THINK I’M STUPID HUH? FUCK OUTTA HERE.

Jake Mercer: Both women back up as Khorri Daniels runs right into a Dropkick from Sierra! Sierra grabs the legs of Khorri as she twists her around possibly trying to inflict an Ankle Lock onto her opponent! Sierra has it locked in! No! Daniels used her strength to flip Sierra over her! But Sierra with a fanciful cartwheel right back up to her feet! Sierra catches Khorri into a Small Package! This time the referee agrees to count it!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Flannery McCoy: Khorri Daniels quickly kicks out! Khorri rolls to the outside in an attempt to catch a breather but Sierra just follows her, grabbing her from behind. But Khorri fires back with a hard forearm to the face! Sierra staggers back as Khorri climbs up to the top rope! She leaps off with a Crossbody quickly towards Sierra! But Sierra catches her and rolls through! Sierra rolls up and pulls Khorri upwards! No! Khorri keeps the momentum going as both women tumbler over the ropes to the outside with Khorri landing on top!

Stew-O: Khorri Daniels grabs Sierra and rolls her back into the ring before going for that cover! Khorri may have this here that fall looked pretty brutal!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Jake Mercer: Kickout by Sierra! Khorri Daniels looks frustrated by that result as she stomps hard on the chiseled abs of Sierra. Daniels drags Sierra back up to her feet but then immediately takes her down with a Spinning Heel Kick. Daniels pulls Sierra up again once more. THEE Moment connects!!! A Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge intoo a pin for extra points!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Flannery McCoy: But Sierra kicks out again! Khorri Daniels looks about ready to have a meltdown but she calms down. No need to get mad about this. Instead she locks her arms around Sierra. A crossface applied here but Sierra has the ropes. The referee demands a break.

Referee: I do indeed demand a break. Don’t you make me count to five.

Stew-O: The hold is immediately broken as Daniels suddenly drops Sierra with a Leg Sweep which causes Sierra to land throat first across the bottom rope. Sierra coughs choking from that impact and pulls herself up in the corner but a Diving Front Dropkick connects from Khorri who is now rolling. Khorri now dominating this match as Sierra’s life is fading fast here tonight! WAIT I SPOKE TOO SOON! SIERRA WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Jake Mercer: No! Khorri Daniels somehow kicked out! That was close as hell. I legit thought I saw the referee’s hand make contact with the mat on that three count! I think even Sierra thought that one was the end! Both women back up now as Sierra hammers into Daniels’ face with a series of right hands pummeling her. Sierra trying to make a comeback here. Sierra takes down Khorri with a Clothesline.. But Khorri ducks… A SUPERKICK OUTTA NOWHERE! SIERRA CONNEcTS WITH A SUPERKICK KNOCKING KHORRI BACK LIKE A SHOTGUN BLAST! WAIT NO! KHORRI DIDN’T GET HIT BY THE KICK INSTEAD JUMPING BACK AT THE LAST SECOND AND ROLLING BACKWARDS TO AVOID IT! THEE MOMENT ONCE AGAIN!!! KHORRI MISSES COMPLETELY AS SIERRA ROLLS OUT OF THE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!

Flannery McCoy: Sierra grabs Khorri Daniels who thought she got all of that Superkick!!! CLOUD 9 CONNECTS!!! HOLY SHIT WHAT A MOVE! FRONT FLIP BACKSTABBER!!! SIERRA TO THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner… SIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(‘Odd Eye’ by DREAMCATCHER hits as Sierra has her arm raised in victory.)

Flannery McCoy: Impressive showing from both wrestlers but it seems Sierra came out on top in this one!

Stew-O: SIerra truly is a queen.

Jake Mercer: Speaking of queens did you know that Queen Elizab-

(The camera cuts to a commercial for gas station food featuring Kendra Shamez and Andre Walker. Incinerate yo intestines today!)

(The camera fades back into the arena as Stephie Love is seen standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Written In My Hellfire’ blasts through the speakers of the arena to the thunderous boos of the crowd upon seeing Black Shamrock make his way out to the stage with a serious expression on his face. He has his arms spread out, looking ready for battle with a stern look that hasn’t differed in the slightest. He then from there begins to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring, ready for war tonight.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Dublin, Ireland… weighing in at 267 pounds… THE BAD LAD… BLACK SHAMROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(‘Can’t Let Go’ by Caught A Ghost then plays up to the boos that transition over to the next entrant upon seeing the intimidating Solomon Stane make his way out to the stage with a pissed off expression on his face. He takes a look around at the EAW Universe in attendance, shaking his head in disgust, before yelling a battle cry which triggers the pyro as per to shoot out of the stage. It isn’t long after that, that he then begins to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in at 300 pounds… THE CUTTHROAT… SOLOMON STANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here’s the bell, we are now underway! But Solomon Stane runs at Black Shamrock right after it, connecting with a big boot! He immediately gets Shamrock up, as Solomon Irish Whips him to the ropes. Shamrock runs back at Solomon, but Solomon lifts him up on his shoulders, and Solomon with the Samoan Drop!

Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane grabs Black Shamrock’s leg, AS HE GETS HIM IN AN ANKLE LOCK POSITION! BLACK SHAMROCK IS TRYING TO FREE UP HIMSELF, BUT SOLOMON DOESN’T ALLOW HIM TO DO SO. SHAMROCK TRIES TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES, BUT SOLOMON GRABS HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! HOWEVER, BLACK SHAMROCK FLIPS SOLOMON STANE OVER HIMSELF!!!

Jake Mercer: Solomon Stane flips over Black Shamrock, as he gets back up to his feet. Black Shamrock gets up, holding his leg in pain. But Shamrock runs at Solomon- No! Solomon lifts him up in a Powerslam position- No! Black Shamrock lands behind Solomon, pushing him towards the ropes. Solomon Stane rebounds, as he runs at Shamrock, BEFORE BLACK SHAMROCK LIFTS HIM UP POWERFULLY IN THE AIR… BLACK SHAMROCK WITH A POP-UP POWERSLAM!! BLACK SHAMROCK WITH THE COVER!

Referee:

ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO-

Stew-O: Solomon Stane with the kick out! Black Shamrock gets up, as he starts climbing the top rope. He waits for Solomon to get up, Solomon starts getting up to his feet. SHAMROCK WITH A DIVING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE TO SOLOMON!! 

Flannery McCoy: NO! SOLOMON CATCHES HIM CHOKING HIM IN HIS NECK!! HE LIFTS HIM UP IN A CHOKESLAM POSITION- BUT SHAMROCK LANDS BEHIND HIM! SOLOMON TURNS TO SHAMROCK, BEFORE SHAMROCK KICKS HIM IN HIS GUT, SHAMROCK THEN LIFTS SOLOMON IN A BRAINBUSTER POSITION… BLACK SHAMROCK WITH THE BRAINBUSTER TO SOLOMON STANE!!!

Jake Mercer: Black Shamrock starts climbing the top rope, HE CONNECTS WITH A DIVING ELBOW DROP TO SOLOMON- But Solomon wisely rolls out of the ring! Black Shamrock gets off the top rope, as he rolls out. Solomon Stane is back up to his feet, with the help of the barricade. BUT BLACK SHAMROCK GRABS SOLOMON THROWING HIM TO THE STEEL STEPS- NO! SOLOMON STANE REVERSES, AS HE THROWS HIM BY HIS OWN TO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

Stew-O: Solomon slides inside the ring, as he waits for Shamrock to roll back inside the ring. 

Referee: FIVE! SIX!

Flannery McCoy: Black Shamrock starts getting up, with the help of the apron.

Referee: SEVEN! EIGHT!

Jake Mercer: Black Shamrock rolls back inside the ring, as he gets back up to his feet.

Stew-O: BUT SOLOMON STANE RUNS AT HIM CONNECTING WITH A ROLLING ELBOW!! Solomon immediately gets Shamrock up. He kicks him in his gut, as he lifts him in a Powerbomb position… SOLOMON WITH THE POWERBOMB TO SHAMROCK!! SOLOMON INTO THE COVER!! 

Referee:

ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Shamrock gets the shoulder up! Solomon Stane gets up, as he starts climbing the top rope- BUT IT’S BLACK SHAMROCK WHO SUDDENLY GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET RUNNING AT SOLOMON, CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE QUICKLY… BLACK SHAMROCK CONNECTS WITH A SUPERPLEX TO SOLOMON STANE!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Both competitors are down. Black Shamrock and Solomon Stane are beside each other, laying down on the mat. Black Shamrock starts recovering, as he goes to Solomon. Shamrock grabs Solomon’s legs, BEFORE LOCKING A CLOVERLEAF!!! THE CLOVERLEAF TO SOLOMON STANE!!!! SOLOMON IS IN PAIN, AS HE TRIES TO FLIP SHAMROCK OVER HIMSELF, BUT HE FAILS TO DO THAT, AS SHAMROCK IS LOCKING IT IN SO HARD! Solomon crawls to the ropes and… HE GRABS IT!!! SOLOMON STANE GRABS THE ROPES!! BUT SHAMROCK DOESN’T LET GO! 

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE-

Stew-O: Shamrock released the hold! He turns to the crowd, as he taunts him with a laughing expression. The crowd is loudly booing Black Shamrock. Shamrock turns to Solomon, as he gets him up to his feet. Shamrock Irish Whips him to the corner, Shamrock runs at him with a Corner Clothesline!

Flannery McCoy: Shamrock Irish Whips him to the other corner, before Solomon can even fall. Shamrock runs at Solomon Stane, connecting with another Corner Clothesline. Solomon Stane falls. However, Black Shamrock starts climbing the top rope, SHAMROCK WITH THE DIVING ELBOW DROP TO SOLOMON!! BLACK SHAMROCK WITH THE COVER!!

Referee: 

ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

THRRRREEEEEEEE-

Jake Mercer: Solomon Stane kicks out! Shamrock has an angry expression on his face. He starts getting up, looking at Solomon angrily. Black Shamrock picks up Solomon, as Shamrock Irish Whips him to the ropes. Solomon rebounds, AS HE CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE- NO! BLACK SHAMROCK DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AS BOTH COMPETITORS RUNS TOWARDS THE ROPES. THEY REBOUND, BUT SHAMROCK CATCHES HIM WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!!! 

Stew-O: Black Shamrock picks up Solomon, throwing him outside the ring. Black Shamrock rolls out of the ring, as he grabs Solomon, Irish Whipping him into the barricade. Shamrock backs off to the corner, what is he looking for? BLACK SHAMROCK RUNS AT SOLOMON, CONNECTING WITH A SPEAR!!!! THE SPEAR THROUGH THE BARRICADE TO SOLOMON!!!!!!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! 

Flannery McCoy: Shamrock starts getting up, using the announcing table. He gets Solomon up, throwing him inside the ring, as he immediately slides inside the ring. Shamrock lays on the cover. Could it be?

Referee: 

ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Jake Mercer: SOLOMON STANE WITH THE KICK OUT! HOW THE FUCK COULD HE DO TO THAT?!?! SOLOMON STANE JUST KICKED OUT FROM A SPEAR THROUGH THE BARRICADE! Black Shamrock can’t believe it, he looks so shocked. Shamrock picks up Solomon, he lifts Solomon up by his shoulders… BLACK SHAMROCK WITH A HIGH CROSS!!! THE HIGH CROSS TO SOLOMON CONNECTS- NO!!!! SOLOMON LANDS BEHIND SHAMROCK! SHAMROCK TURNS TO SOLOMON, BEFORE SOLOMON CAN CONNECT WITH A ‘SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!!’ THE SIT-OUT CHOKESLAM TO SHAMROCK CONNECTS!!! SOLOMON STANE TURNS THE TABLES!!

Stew-O: Solomon Stane is not done yet, as he gets Shamrock up, throwing him outside the ring. Solomon rolls out of the ring. Solomon picks up Shamrock, putting him to the announcing table. Solomon Stane gets on it, as he grabs Shamrock. Solomon kicks Shamrock in his gut, lifting him up in a Powerbomb position… SOLOMON STANE CONNECTS WITH A POWERBOMB TO SHAMROCK THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! OH MY GOD!!!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!

Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane could turn the tables, after Black Shamrock was going to pick up the win. But Solomon didn’t allow that to happen, as he got back in this match. And now Solomon starts getting up, with the help of the ropes. He picks up Shamrock, as he throws him inside the ring. Solomon then slides in the ring.

Jake Mercer: Solomon starts picking up Shamrock, as he gets him in a Powerbomb position. SOLOMON WITH THE ‘SETTLE-DOWN!!’ THE SLINGSHOT POWERBOMB TO SHAMROCK- NO!! SHAMROCK PUNCHES HIS HEAD! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! Solomon lets go, as Shamrock stands back on his feet. Solomon runs at Shamrock, but Shamrock ducks underneath. Both competitors run towards the ropes rebounding… BLACK SHAMROCK CONNECTS WITH A ‘BSK!!!’ THE BROGUE KICK TO SOLOMON STANE CONNECTS!!!!! BLACK SHAMROCK WITH THE COVER!!

Referee:

ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!

…

…

…

Stew-O: SOLOMON GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! HE KICKS OUT!!! HE JUST KICKED OUT!!!! THE APPARENTLY SHOCKED BLACK SHAMAROCK PICKS SOLOMON STANE BACK UP, BUT WITH ‘THE KEY OF SOLOMON!!!’ SOLOMON STANE SUDDENLY KNOCKS OFF BLACK SHAMAROCK WITH THE SITOUT FORWARD FIREMAN’S CARRY SLAM!!! THE COVER!!!

Referee:

ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

THHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Can’t Let Go’ blasts through the speakers of the arena to boos while Solomon Stane quickly gets back up to his feet with the biggest smirk ever on his face. The referee then makes his way towards him, raising his hand in victory while Solomon nods his head with a look of anticipation. He then pulls his arm away from the referee before climbing up to the top rope, yelling at the top rope with his arms spread out before jumping off the top rope and continuing his celebration from there.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… SOLOMON STANE!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: What a match that we’ve been able to witness tonight! Both competitors laid it all on the line, hungry for a win and they were going to do anything to make sure that one way or another, it happens. Both of them laid it all on the line, but only one of them could get the satisfaction of getting their first win in EAW, and that was Solomon Stane.

Stew-O: The potential is clearly there for the both of them, and it’s clear that they’re two prolific competitors that can do some excellent things here on Friday Night Dynasty. But Solomon proves that he’s ahead in the line when it comes down to it. Excellent match, but congratulations to Solomon on his victory!

(A commercial is shown for the EAW Network where it shows that the EAW Battleground archives have been revamped from a dull, orange color to rainbow splattered paint along with a new aesthetic to come with it, like someone just got hired to do marketing for it.)

(Dynasty opens up inside of StarrStan’s office, where he is seen talking on the phone. He’s dressed in a nicely fitted suit, as he leans back in his chair.)

StarrStan: Oh yeah, we’re going to have a great time this weekend. Get the bottles ready because we’re going to do what the kids today like to call “Turning Up!” It’s going to be a gre-

(Suddenly knocking is heard coming from the door, as StarrStan curiously looks at the door. He brings the phone closer to his mouth and speaks lightly into it.)

StarrStan: Sorry Mother.. Something just came up. I’ll call you tonight about this holiday weekend.

(StarrStan hangs up the phone, then stands up, as the knocking gets even louder.)

StarrStan: Who is it?

Black Shamrock: It’s me.. Black Shamrock!

StarrStan: Oh, come on in!

(Black Shamrock barges right in through the doors with a pissed off look on his face. He’s so mad that he has StarrStan backing up.)

StarrStan: What brings you-

Black Shamrock: My luck needs to change around here, and it needs to happen fast. I couldn’t beat Solomon Stane tonight, Johnny Andrews last week, and when I teamed with Seth Osiris against Lisa Wren and Kensi, that didn’t fall in my favor either. Nothing is going well for me right now, and I need to catch a break! I need you to help me out Starr, and get me on the right track because I’m furious about how things have been going down here on Dynasty!!

(Black Shamrock clutches at his head in frustration, then kicks the guest chair over, as it falls off to the side. He then strikes his forearm against the wall beside him, as the wall paintings and art drop down to the floor. Shamrock is breathing heavily, as he is clearly pissed off with how things have started out for him early on in his career.)

StarrStan: Woah!! Calm down Black Shamrock!! Calm down.. Please.. This is my office :mjcry:

(Black Shamrock looks at StarrStan, but can’t hold his temper, as he begins to swing a hard right hand towards the wall to let out some steam.)

StarrrStan: WAIT!! HOLD UP!!! I Have a solution!!!

(Before Black Shamrock connects with the wall, he stops himself. After hearing about a solution from StarrStan, he calms down a bit in order to listen closely to what he has to offer.)

Black Shamrock: Keep talking, Starr.. What’s this solution?

StarrStan: Well, you see-

(Before StarrStan can begin to speak about this solution, Solomon Stane rushes into the Dynasty General Manager’s office. This puts a mean look on Black Shamrock’s face, as he lost to Solomon earlier in the night.)

StarrStan: Not another one.. :snoop:

Solomon Stane: I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help but hear that you’re giving Black Shamrock some type of opportunity.. Isn’t it kind of weird how I beat him just a few moments ago, and now he’s getting rewarded before me? What is this? If I knew that all I had to do was be a loser to get an opportunity around here, then I would have just lost.. But I didn’t because that’s not how it’s supposed to be. Why bother helping someone like him, when you should be helping guys like me who are going to be the ones to propel this brand to the top in the near future.. You’re wasting so much time on someone that isn’t worth the time Starr..

Black Shamrock: Not worth the time?!? You put me in the ring with you one more time, and I’ll make sure that it’s your last time, Solomon.

Solomon Stane: Is that so, Shamrock?

Black Shamrock: You know what? We don’t even need a ring.. We can do it right here!!

(That last statement catches StarrStan’s attention, as his office has seen enough damage for one night. He immediately gets in between Solomon Stane and Black Shamrock who but heads with one another.)

StarrStan: No, not here.. Definitely not here in my office!

Black Shamrock: Then when?! Because if I’m not given this solution because I lost to Solomon Stane, then I want to beat him senseless until it’s mine..

StarrStan: You’ll still be given the solution I was thinking of..

Solomon Stane: Wait!? What about me? You’re just going to forget about me, and the fact that I deserve more attention towards what I want than him, a person that I beat a few minutes ago?

StarrStan: I have something for you too, Solomon.. Trust me, you both are in good hands..

Solomon Stane: Out with it then, Starr..

StarrStan: Alright, so in a similar way, Sierra Bradford and Domino Stone were arguing about an opportunity just like you, and I got them to cooperate together in order for them to get their shot.. So I’m going to need the same from you two.. You see, Dynasty is partnering up with Showdown for the Men’s Divide and Conquer, and I want the both of you to team up and be a part of that Divide and Conquer team.

(Black Shamrock and Solomon Stane look at each other in disgust. Obviously they don’t want to work with one another, and the idea of doing so isn’t something that they are interested in.)

Black Shamrock: That’s a no from me..

Solomon Stane: Yeah, me too.. I can’t team with this guy…

StarrStan: Even if the rewards of winning give you an opportunity? Remember, this is an elimination style match, and even the winning team needs to fight it out until the very end until we have one sole victor. You two might get that rematch you were talking about just now, and the cool thing about it is that if either of you are the last man standing, then that person will be rewarded with a huge opportunity in the near future..

(Suddenly, a look of interest grows on the face of both Black Shamrock and Solomon Stane.)

Black Shamrock: You know what? If this means I can get a rematch and beat this punk once and for all while getting rewarded for it.. Then so be it! I’m in.

Solomon Stane: Same.. If all I have to do is outlast this loser, then that opportunity is mine.. I’m in too..

(Stane and Shamrock both turn around and make their way to door.)

StarrStan: Wait!! You have to team up with each other too!!! It’s not just trying to beat each other up!!

(Solomon Stane and Black Shamrock look at StarrStan as if doing what he just said was a chore. They acknowledge that they have to team with one another, but honestly, they don’t want to do it and would rather beat each other up, and that’s what they are looking most forward to.)

Solomon Stane: Yeah.. Whatever..

Black Shamrock: Yeah, I’ll team with him.. But I’m beating him up once it’s down to just our team…

Solomon Stane: Like you could actually beat me.. That’s hilarious..

Black Shamrock: I know I can.. And I know I will.. Things are changing Solomon..

(The two Dynasty Elitists continue to go back and forth, as they exit out the door, and slam the door shut. Another painting from the wall falls down onto the ground from the force of that door shutting. StarrStan then walks over to the painting while having his cell phone pressed up to his ear. StarrStan then raises the painting, and tries to hang it up onto the wall, as the call he is on goes through.)

StarrStan: Sorry mother.. Things just got a little hectic here at work.. Where were we again? Oh yeah, we’re getting turnt up!! No, mother, not turned on.. Turnt up!!

(The camera then pans out as we see StarrStan talking on the phone. Eventually the scene fades elsewhere.)

(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Act a Fool ‘ by Ludacris hits!!!)

Stephie Love: Introducing first from Atherton, California weighing in at 205 pounds he is “The Uno Champ Kid” JONNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYY AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHART!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Jonny Airhart makes his way out to the ring eating an entire Uno card while wearing a panda hat.)

Jake Mercer: I hear that he eats an entire deck a day. That must be how he gets abs like that.

Stew-O: I see that is an interesting diet.

Flannery McCoy: I want to wear a panda hat ngl.

(Bow Down by I Prevail hits!!!)

Stephie Love: And his opponent from the Swamps of Louisiana weighing in at 212 pounds he is SETH OSIRRRRRRRRRRRRIS!!!!!!!!!!!

(Seth Osiris comes out looking unhinged.)

Stew-O: Seth Osiris didn’t say anything this week.

Jake Mercer: I see. Then neither will I.

Flannery McCoy: I gotta tell this man to never open his mouth. Take the hit for us all Seth!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: We are underway as immediately Seth Osiris lunges forth to grab Jonny Airhart around the skull into a headlock. Airhart runs forward towards the ropes as Osiris keeps the hold applied. The referee forces the break as Osiris steps out to the apron releasing the hold only to eat a hard forearm from Airhart. Osiris falls to the outside on the floor holding his jaw but Airhart will not let him get away so easily. Airhart stalking Osiris on the outside as he grabs him and pulls him back up. BODY SLAM ON THE OUTSIDE! Osiris comes down with a thud on the outside as Airhart is rolling. Airhart picks Osiris up again and drops him face first over the barricade at ringside. He may be readjusting his facial features right there!.

Stew-O: Damn look at Seth Osiris crawling across the floor now in a desperate attempt to get away from Jonny Airhart! Looks like he just activated his Uno reverse card! Osiris on hands and knees before pulling himself up but Airhart catches him and drapes him over his shoulder. He charges and spears him hard into the barricade with force! Osiris yells out in pain as he collapses to the ground. Airhart pulls Osiris back up. He goes for a punch! But Airhart ducks it and Osiris hits the steel turnbuckle pole! That had to hurt. Osiris screams out in pain before pulling himself up to the apron holding onto his hand. Osiris being pummeled by Airhart who follows him up to the apron. But Osiris fighting back with his other hand! The two are trading punches up on the apron and one may just fall off!!! Osiris lifts up Airhart! No! Airhart falls back into the ring. Hard knee strike through the ropes to Osiris on the apron. He pulls him through the middle ropes… DDT OFF THE SECOND ROPE CONNECTS!!! JONNY AIRHART WITH THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Jake Mercer: Seth Osiris kicks out! I thought Jonny Airhart had knocked him the hell out on that one! Airhart sitting on the mat now as he looks out to the crowd and his fallen opponent before he leaps on top of Osiris and just begins to batter his skull repeatedly. Airhart is going in hard as fuck and he is going to bash Osiris’ brains in! The referee may want to stop this! But Airhart eventually lets up on his assault and pulls Osiris up before taking him down with a Suplex! He then hits a Standing Moonsault as well!!! Airhart jumps up to the top rope… CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH CONNECTS!!! Jonny Airhart getting all kinds of air there! Time for the cover… nope! Airhart is not finished yet apparently!!! Osiris is writhing in pain as Airhart goes back up to the top… SHOOTING STAR PRESS CONNECTS!!! ANOTHER COVER!!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Flannery McCoy: Damn somehow Seth Osiris kicked out of that one! Jonny Airhart has been dominating this match but Osiris somehow kicked out! Airhart pulls up Osiris and connected with a Double Hammerlock Inverted Belly To Belly Mat Slam.

Stew-O: That is way too many words to be an actual move.

Flannery McCoy: Regardless that is the move that Jonny Airhart hit!!! HE GOT ALL OF IT TOO!!! AIRHART UP TO THE TOP ROPE!!! LOOK OUT BELOW SETH HE COMIN’!!! OH LAWD!!!

Jake Mercer: MAKING THE MONEY CONNECTS!!! JONNY AIRHART WITH THE MODIFIED 630 SENTON!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner… JONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(‘Act a Fool ‘ by Ludacris hits as the referee raised Jonny Airhart’s arm in victory.)

Flannery McCoy: Jonny Airhart with another impressive win here tonight. I feel like he wins quite a bit around here. He might be ready to take it to the next level!

Stew-O: I think that the entire New Breed division is going to have to deal with this man as a serious threat sooner or later.

Jake Mercer: That is if they don’t already!!!

(A commercial is shown showing awareness for National Suicide Prevention Month. You are loved, you are beautiful, and everyone here in EAW is here for you. The nations hotline is (800)-273-8255.)

(The Friday Night Dynasty broadcast comes back from commercial break fading away from the State Farm Arena entirely, cutting to an outside shot of an upscale restaurant where a few people can be seen walking into before the scene takes the viewers inside. While music from a piano can be heard playing from somewhere in the background, seated at the table located in the middle of the restaurant layout are Bronson Daniels, Jonny Airhart, and Johnny Andrews, the three of them dressed casually for this outing. Bronson and Johnny look over their menus while Jonny gives occasional glares from his menu to Bronson, but otherwise not saying anything. Bronson catches him before Jonny looks away and Bronson shakes his head as he picks his phone up from the table, looking at the screen.)

Bronson Daniels: Jack didn’t say when he’d get here?

Johnny Andrews: No, just that he’d be late. But if he doesn’t show at all, I guess that would make me the captain of Team Dynasty

Bronson Daniels: Who said that? :wtf:

Johnny Andrews: Me, just now.

Bronson Daniels: :mjpls: As if I’d let you try to captain me. I still don’t know why Jack let you on the team knowing over half the shit you said to him couldn’t have made any less sense than it did. I can’t say I’d be taking a gamble like that, but I can only do what I can and do my part to shine regardless.

Jonny Airhart: “Shine”. You mean like when you took the chance to “shine” from someone more deserving back at Operation: Doomsday?

Bronson Daniels: :snoop: Here this guy goes…

Jonny Airhart: You say that like it’s not true! You might’ve been the one who won, Bronson, and you can feel like there’s nothing left from that situation for me, but just because you retained over me doesn’t mean I can’t still feel like it should be me with the Interwire Championship.

Bronson Daniels: How you feel and what’s fact are two different things :mjpls:

Jonny Airhart: But what I know is that you’re still reigning on short time; if you make it past Andre Walker after Territorial Invasion, I know I could be the one to finally get that Interwire Championship from you. I’m not going to shy away from saying that and it’s not something that I have to question, because all I need is another chance and when I do get it, you better watch out. The same goes for Andre if he beats you.

Johnny Andrews: Dude, this isn’t one of your UNO games where you can just get another round.

Bronson Daniels: :mjlol:!!

Jonny Airhart: I really don’t remember asking you, Johnny. Besides, you shouldn’t be giving your input anyway when it’s not like you’ve done anything noteworthy to even warrant being on this team.

(Johnny slams down his menu on the table, the silverware rattling and the water in their glasses shaking. Bronson can’t help but roll his eyes as the two of them go at it with each other. The noise being loud enough to draw some attention from the other guests in the restaurant around them, which the three men don’t even bother to acknowledge.)

Johnny Andrews: I’ll have you know that I’m a future EAW Hall of Famer and that was something that was said by everyone after I won last week! DEDEDE himself texted me to let me know that I’m well on my way to a World Championship and Cameron Ella Ava wouldn’t stop blowing up my phone to let me know I’m rivaling Jamie O’Hara’s career already!

Bronson Daniels: Bro, you beat Black Shamrock. None of the shit you just said about DEDEDE and Cameron came from a victory like that, especially knowing damn well you’re not even a passing thought in their minds.

Jonny Airhart: Unfortunately, I find myself agreeing with Bronson, Johnny-

Johnny Andrews: And all you’ve got is a damn UNO Championship, Jonny! That’s nothing compared to the legit World Titles I won in Argentina. Truthfully, I’ve won more World Championships than Jack Ripley and in a whole hell of a lot shorter time than the decades he spent chipping away to get his only one reign; something like that should’ve made me the de facto team captain since I’m the most accomplished and the most talented, but don’t tell Jack I said that. The last thing we need is him getting in his feelings and taking that out on me, as if he didn’t already know that he should’ve just handed control of the team over to me the second I showed up telling him why I deserved my spot on the team.

Bronson Daniels: You two are on some bullshit tonight. No way Jack was serious about you two being on the team when even I could’ve predicted that this is how you two would act.

Jonny Airhart: Oh, because the guy who literally everyone knew that Jack Ripley would defeat in his first defense as the Answers World Championship wants to talk?

Johnny Andrews: :mjlol:!!!

Bronson Daniels: He came to me first before he even looked at either of y’all, so I don’t know what you’re trying to get at like I wasn’t the one who pushed him to his limit from the start. Shit, that’s more than either of you can say for yourselves; I had eyes and hype on my name from the start, but you two aren’t even in the damn conversation. And I sure as hell don’t know why you’re laughing, Johnny, it’s not like you have a damn thing to brag about. But you, Airhart? That’s real bold of you to say when Operation: Doomsday said enough about you-

(Suddenly, Jonny bangs his fists on the table and ends up knocking over his glass of water in the process as his chair came sliding out from behind him once he shot up to his feet.)

Jonny Airhart: You think you’re so great and so much better than everyone, Bronson, but who was it that Viz made a fool out of when it was realized you WEREN’T going to be the one he picked for War Games?! You! There’s a reason people think Andre’s going to beat your ass again and overshadow your entire reign as Interwire Champion, not that it’d be hard for anyone to do considering you’re you – and I’m sure there’s people out there that can’t wait to see you humbled like you so clearly need to be!

(Jonny’s shouting now, capturing the attention of people around them and they couldn’t look anymore put off from the noise coming the Dynasty Elitists’ table. A woman and her husband actually get up and leave, looking annoyed that they aren’t able to enjoy themselves in peace.)

Bronson Daniels: Sit down, damn.

Jonny Airhart: You can’t tell me what to do!

Bronson Daniels: Man, where the hell is Jack?

Johnny Andrews: Forget Jack, he clearly couldn’t handle the pressure of being team captain and decided to bail; this is obviously just his attempt at trying to tell us that I can take command of the team. So, my first action as Dynasty’s captain for Brand Warfare will be-

Bronson Daniels: For the last damn time, you’re not the captain.

Jonny Airhart: And you’re not gonna be the Interwire Champion for much longer!

Bronson Daniels: Dude, you’re just mad because you lost and I really don’t care. I’ve moved on from that whole situation, and you know why? Because I proved myself as being above you-

(Jonny shoves Bronson while he’s still seated and the chair nearly tips over until Bronson grabs the tablecloth, pulling on it just enough to keep himself from falling but yet just enough so that his glass of water falls over as well! Andrews just barely keeps his from falling over and spilling into his lap, screaming about how they almost made a mess of his costly jeans! Meanwhile, Bronson has wasted no time getting up from his seat to get in Jonny’s face as the Host makes his way over, trying to intervene!)

Johnny Andrews: These pants cost more than your miserable lives!

Bronson Daniels: Don’t put your damn hands on me!

Jonny Airhart: Or what, huh?! OR WHAT?!

Bronson Daniels: Sounds like you wanna fuck around and find out!

Host: Excuse, gentlemen, we’ve gotten more than just a few noise complaints about your table-

Jonny Airhart: DO SOMETHING THEN, BRONSON! YOU THINK I’M SCARED?!

(Bronson reaches for Jonny but Airhart pulls the Host in front of him, using him as a shield so that Bronson can’t get to him while Johnny continues to complain about nearly getting soaked with water and still going on about how all this should make him the Team Captain.)

Host: If we could settle down and work this out in a calm manner-

Bronson Daniels: LET THIS DUDE GO AND I CAN SHOW YOU EXACTLY WHY YOU WEREN’T WINNING TO BEGIN WITH AT OPERATION: DOOMSDAY!

Jonny Airhart: YOU’RE GONNA END UP LOSING TO ANDRE ANYWAY!!

(Bronson isn’t letting that one go, getting more persistent as he tries to push his way around the restaurant’s Host but Jonny just simply isn’t letting that happen! Bronson, however, manages to get a hold of Jonny’s shirt in his fist and tries to yank him from behind the Host, but Airhart shoves the Host forward into Bronson, causing Bronson to bump back into the table while he holds onto the Host to keep himself from falling over. Johnny’s glass of water finally falling over and spilling off the table, into his lap!)

Johnny Andrews: WHAT THE FUCK?! SHOW YOUR NEW TEAM CAPTAIN SOME RESPECT!!!

(Johnny angrily gets to his feet, grabbing napkins to try to quickly pat himself down and shouting at the two Elitists that aren’t paying him any attention, too busy focused on what they have going on their side of the table with the Host. But walking in immediately just after is Jack Ripley, the Dynasty Team Captain looking up from his phone as he’d gone to end a call and now seeing the sight in front of him, an expression of concern showing up on his face as everything has seemingly come to a still except for Johnny Andrews trying to dry his pants. The tablecloth is still askew and the centerpiece of the table has fallen over from when Bronson yanked on the cloth.)

Jack Ripley: Is everything… okay?

(Everyone’s attention comes upon Jack as they realize how embarrassing this looks, seeing as how he’s the one that set the team up for this spot at the restaurant. Jack wears an expectant look as he scans the chaotic scene, clearly wanting an answer, which Bronson is ready to give until Jonny interrupts him.)

Jonny Airhart: Bronson’s just clumsy as all; he bumped into the Host and ruined the whole thing.

Bronson Daniels: You know damn well that’s not what-

Jonny Airhart: But don’t worry, Jack, I’ve got it all handled!

Bronson Daniels: Man, whatever.

(Bronson shakes his head and gets the Host upright, sitting himself back down in his chair while Jack is assured by the Host that he and his team will have someone over to clean things up soon enough. Jack, with bags in his hands, makes his way around the table and gets a chair to sit down; Johnny Andrews gives up with the napkins and defeatedly sits down in his chair with an annoyed huff.)

Jack Ripley: Sorry for not being here on time, guys. I had some last-minute things to take care of and then I got caught up in a very important phone call, but it looks you guys made it here just fine, so that’s great! I’m real glad you could all make it!

Johnny Andrews: Don’t worry, I had everything under control while you weren’t here. Jonny and Bronson were just saying how I should be second in command.

Bronson Daniels: :wtf:

Jonny Airhart: :usure:

(Jack looks confused just as much as Airhart and Bronson, but he shakes his head and continues on speaking.)

Jack Ripley: I think we’re good as things are right now, Johnny, but I, uh, appreciate the eagerness to want to step up nonetheless. I’m sure if you direct that energy into wanting to step up and show that Team Dynasty is going to be the best team out there at Territorial Invasion, I’m sure we’ll go far into the match and win just like I’m sure we can.

Johnny Andrews: Hear that, guys? It’d be best for you two to follow my lead, Jack even just said so. I’m easily the most motivated on this team and I definitely have what it takes to show why Team Dynasty could only ever benefit from having me on the team, prepared to deliver in the ways that only someone like me could – the Parkour Champion of the Decade!

(Bronson rolls his eyes at Johnny as a few people from the restaurant staff come by to clean up the mess that was made at their table.)

Jack Ripley: But in being the Team Captain, that’s why I wanted the four of us to take this time to get things worked out and get everything out there so that we all know that we’ve got a mutual understanding about the Brand Warfare Match. When putting this team together, I knew that there’d be some differences and that there’d probably be some past experiences that you all might think would make working with the other something a bit difficult, but I’m sure we can put that all aside. I’m going to NEED you all to put a lot of those feelings aside, especially since we need to be the ones that succeed.

Bronson Daniels: Hear that, Jonny? :mjpls:

Jonny Airhart:

Johnny Andrews: That’s exactly what I was saying before you got here, Jack :wow:!!

Jack Ripley: I know we’ve all said some things to each other that we probably think about when we see the face of the person that said those words, and some of those words were probably really harsh. In any other situation, we’d probably want to hold those words against each other. But this isn’t any other situation. There’s even the chance that people are going to want to use what we said about each other against us and get us to go against each other and argue among ourselves to throw us off, but the unpredictability of actually being a cohesive team that people wouldn’t expect to be able to get along is something we can work to our advantage. But, that only works if we can work together and be on the same page through Territorial Invasion. We’ve all got something we want to prove and I know that all four of us can agree that one thing we love to do is win, right?

(Bronson, Jonny, and Johnny all nod in agreement and Jack grins getting the obvious answer he expected.)

Jack Ripley: So, if we’re going to be the ones that win, we need everyone to understand that they’re not just fighting for themselves out there. This means it’s a team effort – I don’t have the time or the patience for egos getting in the way and someone wanting to get selfish when that could cost this not only for me but for yourselves just as well. I’m willing to work with everyone on Team Dynasty, so I don’t see why any of you wouldn’t be able to do the same, especially when there could be opportunities that come out of this for everyone or chances to set yourselves up for something bigger in the future. I know that doesn’t sound like the guarantee anyone would be hoping for, but it comes back to us on getting the job done in order to get those opportunities. The reason I set this team up the way I did is because I know you’re all ambitious in your own ways, there’s that want to succeed at all costs, and sure it might need to be refined here and there, but that’s what a team is for – working together to enhance each other’s strengths and making up for any weaknesses no matter how small.

Bronson Daniels: I don’t really care for Johnny Andrews’ weird, delusional bullshit-

Johnny Andrews: Hey!

Bronson Daniels: And Jonny Airhart already knows I couldn’t care less about him in any other situation-

Jonny Airhart: All this after I saved you from making a fool of yourself before Jack got here? You’re gonna need me to do the same again and save you in the Brand Warfare Match, I’m sure :mjpls:

Bronson Daniels :mjpls: I highly doubt I’m gonna be needing you to save me, but the point is, Jonny, I’m willing to do my part no matter what. One thing I’m not going to do is let some other people from other brands try to get exposure at my expense or off my name, because I’m not going to be anyone else’s stepping stone and that’s one thing I’m absolutely going to get across. People might think that just because I’m already carrying a Championship that I don’t have anything to gain from this, but I know it’s going to say something about how the Interwire Champion helped to give Dynasty a win over the other brands and that I really am set on bringing this Championship reign and the Championship itself to a whole other level. I’m tired of being looked down on in favor of other people and they’re going to know that I’m one the people making this brand what it is, raising the competition and the bar with me being one of the people on the front lines. And for doing something like all of that? I’m not letting a damn thing get in the way, especially not whatever dislike I’ve got for some of the teammates you got me here with, Jack.

(Jack shrugs, apparently satisfied so long as everyone plans on being upfront so that there are no surprises down the line.)

Jack Ripley: Any motivations that any of you have for wanting to succeed and wanting to make that happen through this match, I’ve got no problem with that so long as you all keep in mind that we’re doing this together. There’s nothing that I’d love more for Territorial Invasion is for us to find ways to succeed and capitalizing on them, so I’m all for hearing everyone out and bringing it all together to take everything into account. That’s why, to show there’s no ill-will or bad intentions on my part either, I got everyone something to earlier today just so no one feels like we aren’t a team or that anyone’s being excluded.

(Jack reaches down for one of the bags he set on the floor and lifting it from the ground, he passes it over to Johnny Andrews, who looks curiously at his gift before pulling the bag down at the sides to find a new pair of designer sunglasses sitting atop a new fur coat! Suddenly, his wet jeans aren’t a problem anymore and are seemingly forgotten as he puts the glasses on while pulling the fur coat for everyone else to see.)

Johnny Andrews: What?! No way! This coat is supposed to be impossible to get!

Jonny Airhart: :oh:!!!

Bronson Daniels: :whew:!!!

Jack Ripley: I know some people :mjgrin:

(Johnny pulls the fur coat on, still in shock as he models it in the middle of the restaurant, bumping into chairs of other people who are dining but not caring at all that he’s responsible, instead telling them to move out the way.)

Johnny Andrews: I still think I’d make a better Team Captain like I said before you got here but you just might get a pass for this, Jack!

Jack Ripley: :comeagain: Huh? What was that? You gotta come back over here so I can hear you.

Johnny Andrews: I didn’t say anything! :krabs:

(Johnny comes back to his seat at Team Dynasty’s table and sits down, now in the comfort of a fur coat, as Jack reaches down for the next bag. This one gets passed to Bronson, who eagerly opens the bag.)

Bronson Daniels: :blessed:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack Ripley: wow:!!!

Bronson Daniels: A brand new PS5?! I don’t know a better Team Captain :blessed:!!!

(Bronson pulls the bag down to the sides just enough to reveal that inside was in fact a new PlayStation 5. Bronson runs his fingers over the boxing still in disbelief, looking over the graphics of the console that appear on the outside. Jonny looks from the PS5 to Jack Ripley, who gets a smaller bag up from the floor and sets it on the table, sliding it over to Jonny and he begins to open it.)

Jack Ripley: I’ll be honest, I figured you could probably afford anything and get whatever you wanted – not that anyone else here couldn’t, but obviously in the spirit of giving, I wasn’t quite sure what to get you. Now, I-

Jonny Airhart: Shut up.

Jack Ripley: :lupe: Look, I know it’s not much-

Jonny Airhart: I said shut up so I could enjoy this moment…. because this is the best thing anyone in EAW has ever gotten me :mjcry:!!!!

(Bronson and Johnny look on curious and concerned until Jonny reveals… a new pack of UNO cards :wow:!!!!!!!)

Jonny Airhart: I really don’t know what to say!

(Jonny tosses the bag to the floor, a busboy just behind him getting his feet caught up in the bag and tripping to the floor, dropping dirtied plates and bowls and drinking glasses that shatter while Jonny remains focused on the cards.)

Johnny Andrews: :mjlol:!!!

Bronson Daniels: Is he gonna be okay? :lupe:

Jack Ripley: :lupe:

Jonny Airhart: I’ll be honest, you know I was hesitant about this, Jack, but after this, I think you’ve proven yourself and your intentions for Territorial Invasion to be true. After tonight, you’ve convinced me to see to it that Team Dynasty gets my best and only my best :mjcry:

Johnny Andrews: All this over some UNO cards?

Jonny Airhart: It’s the greatest game ever created :wow:!!!!!!

(The three of them go back to admiring their gifts, but Jack quickly goes to reeling them in before they get too caught in losing focus of why he got them together.)

Jack Ripley: It’s great that you all like what I got you, but now I just need you all to do your part and show why it wasn’t all for nothing. These aren’t anything to go getting soft over or act like this somehow means I don’t expect you all to not give it 100% and then some; this isn’t some bribe into getting everyone to give their best efforts either, but this incentive for trusting my leadership and this team is something I hope to see go a long way. We need to go in for the kill when it comes down to it and I’m expecting nothing less – no one and nothing can be allowed to stand in our way.

(With one last bag, Jack picks out red armbands emblazoned with the Friday Night Dynasty logo. Everyone speaks their agreements as they slip them onto their arms, whatever disagreements that had gone on earlier now not even thought. Bronson, however, gets Jack’s attention while Jonny and Johnny have gone right back to admiring the gifts they received from Jack.)

Bronson Daniels: But uh, we’re down one member. We’ve still got a spot on the team left to add someone for and, well… I’m not seeing them here.

(Jack grins, just as restaurant staff come back to begin setting them up with new table necessities, and allows them to finish up before he speaks.)

Jack Ripley: That was actually who I was just getting off the phone with when I got here, and it looks like… he just arrived.

(The sound of the bell ringing is heard as the door opens to the restaurant, seemingly on cue. Jack looks towards the entrance with a smirk on his face while Bronson, Jack, and Jonny look towards the door with interested looks on their faces as well. A 6’7” figure with 257 pounds of pure muscle is seen making his way into the scene, making his way directly towards the four members of the Team Dynasty Brand Warfare match seated at the tables.)

Jack Ripley: Ladies and gentlemen, the final member of Team Dynasty… Terry Chambers.

(None other than Terry Chambers is seen with a leather jacket and denim on while he looks down at his brothers-in-arms for Territorial Invasion. Bronson looks amused for a good moment, slowly nodding his head in slight approval. Jonny looks up at Terry, fluttering his eyes before going back to his UNO deck with a “:roman:” expression on his face. Meanwhile Johnny seems to be smiling, holding his hands up in innocence. Meanwhile, Jack is seen with a proud look on his face as he pats the back of Terry.)

Jack Ripley: Make me proud.

(Terry from there makes his way over and takes a seat at the table alongside them, no words are genuinely needed to be said, his presence has already been felt. From there, the scene fades out just as they’re about to give their orders.)

(Dynasty fades back into the State Farm Arena where ‘Rockstar’ by N.E.R.D. is heard in the background playing through the speakers as the man seen inside the ring is being completely showered by boos. It’s not exactly who you’d expect though, no, the hard camera focuses on the shit-eating grin of none other than Albert Hitchman who has his hands crossed and a microphone clutched in his hand. Albert nods his head while the crowd shows their disapproval for the advocate of ‘The Notorious Kaiser.’ After a while, ‘Rockstar’ then begins to fade out, leaving only the loud negative reaction towards Albert which doesn’t phase him in the slightest. He brings his microphone up while the crowd begins to quiet down, and he begins to speak.)

Albert Hitchman: Andre Walker sent me out here tonight to tell it as it is, to give you all the proper statements that you desire from your inevitable Interwire Champion. Let’s get one thing out of the way right now, I’m sure a lot of you have questions; though unnecessary, questions nonetheless. And although some of you might not possess the brain capacity to cram this through your dense, thick skull; I’m here to answer those questions. You see, the common misconception with what happened last week in the main event of Friday Night Dynasty is the claim Andre Walker showed inferiority. That he showed weakness after being pinned to the mat by the absolutely insufferable Interwire Champion, Bronson Daniels. Let me tell you right now, that is absolutely not the case. Contrary to what others, especially the Champion, might have to say about the topic, despite the surface level thinking from some of you; last week was just an insignificant speck in the grand scheme of things. Last week is not an issue at hand for us, and something that doesn’t even deserve to be mentioned in the first place, but I thought I’d just clear up the doubt that all of you have about my client before we move any further. A tag team match on a weekly show isn’t going to determine the future especially when it’s contested on a much grander scale. It’s not going to make a difference, win or lose in that tag match, whether or not Bronson Daniels stands a chance across the ring from the best Elitist to ever grace a Elite Answers Wrestling ring, because the harsh reality is that he simply doesn’t. That’s the bottom line, there is no if or buts about it. 

Albert Hitchman: You may have gotten it peculiarly easily throughout your reign, but I assure you, we’re going to put an end to that immediately. This match is going to be much different than any other defense you have had and you know it. You can’t play the same shtick where you undermine the abilities of your opponent in hopes of devaluing them as a credible challenger, because that’s something that Andre sees through so easily. Especially when he made such quick work of two former World Champions at Operation: Doomsday to deserve this opportunity in the first place. Especially when he was the one chosen over you to represent Dynasty in Stadium Stampede, meanwhile you were left in the minor leagues in the Brand Warfare match, congratulations on being lesser than him. This is a battle that you’re going to have to put your 110% into, if you truly want to keep your Interwire Championship? Well then, you’re going to have to put in the work because I can tell you right now, Andre Walker is a whole different beast. The biggest challenge that you’ve gotten this Season, no, your entire career; which means that your Championship is in dreadful danger. And I mean it when I say that.

Albert Hitchman: It’s funny how your vision has been fixated on last year’s Territorial Invasion, accentuating the fact that Bronson Daniels has somehow changed from such a heartbreaking New Breed Championship shot and furthermore, the result will differ this time around. But you know how the saying goes, the more things seem to change, the more they stay the same. It’s not like you’re the *only* one that has grown and progressed since that fabled night, Andre Walker has as well. He took the Championship that you let down with your own laziness and elevated it to new heights. Having the best take a shot at the Championship and still end up empty handed, example being King of Elite 2021. He made the New Breed Championship better than you ever could, and now? He’s going for a repeat when he takes away the Interwire Championship from your grasp. There’s no stopping him from verbally and physically eviscerating you just as promised, there’s no stopping him from making another Championship a must-see commodity and hell, there’s no stopping him from breaking that fancy 301 day reign and becoming the longest reigning Interwire Champion as well. 

Albert Hitchman: There are big plans for the future, no doubt about it, and Bronson Daniels belongs nowhere near them. He just doesn’t have what it takes and that’s something that we’ve known for the longest time now. Andre saved you the embarrassment of continuing that New Breed Championship reign last year, and now he ends your fairy tale story when the time comes for you and him to step in the ring with one another. It’s a match that you simply do not know what you’re getting into when it comes down to it. You can come in acting like you somehow have Andre scouted, but to say that is telling us upfront that you have not seen a single Andre Walker match in your lifetime. But that’s fine, because now you get the benefit of experiencing it for yourself, first class. And you, just like everyone else, gets the pleasure of crowning your new, Interwire Champion. ‘The Prototype,’ ‘Phoebus Apollo,’ ‘Bloodsport,’ ‘The Notorious Kaiser.’ Andre Walker.

(‘Rockstar’ once again plays up while the crowd continues to boo for Albert Hitchman. He looks around, looking proud of his work, before leaving the ring and strutting up the ramp. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty then transitions to commercial break.)

(A commercial is shown for Drake’s new album, Certified Lover Boy; starring Andre Walker who is seen singing and dancing to the album in his hotel room, not knowing there’s a camera there.)

(Dynasty comes back from commercial break where a video package begins to play. It’s shown to be a montage of Ximena Velasquez’ most impressive moments since joining Elite Answers Wrestling displayed for everyone’s viewing. ‘La Diosa’ is portrayed as a warrior who is constantly defeating foes without breaking a sweat at all, accompanied by her streak of not suffering a pinfall defeat to this day. She does all of this while celebrating her ancestral roots and heritage. The video package then begins to transition away to then go to a disclosed area somewhere in Atlanta, Georgia. In front of a black backdrop, Ximena appears on the screen. The intimidating 6 foot figure is seen crossing her arms with a serious expression on her face, as still as a statue while she stares at the camera. It isn’t long after that, before she begins to speak from there.)

Ximena Velasquez: Mís raíses… My roots have grown and embedded themselves in the same dirt that my ancestors have stepped on. All of their sacrifices and hard work have allowed me to be one step closer to breaking the cycle. Mí génte… My people continue to put their faith in me and their faith in my ability to represent them in the best way possible. I am the face of Tejanos, Mexican Americans, Latinx’s, Hispanics, Chicanos – I’M the person they aspire to be. I blur boundaries and I break glass ceilings. I’ve taken my people to levels they never thought they’d see. In EAW I only have one goal… It’s to be the best. And how does the saying go? In order to be the best… You have to beat the best. 

(It then goes from Ximena to then show a series of clips which begins to play. It begins to recap the rivalry of ‘La Diosa’ and ‘The Red Queen’ up to this point, which started at Operation: Doomsday after Ximena won the Unique Opportunity match. Having it revealed to be a Universal Women’s Championship match, she sent a warning out to whoever it may be that faces her at Territorial Invasion, warning them to tread carefully in the process. It then recaps the feud so far, focusing on the first time both of them met face to face, when Ms. Extreme raised her Universal Women’s Championship high in the air, opposing Ximena’s threatening demeanor in the process. She made it known throughout the weeks to come that Ximena was not going to be an issue for her, because she has never faced someone like Ms. Extreme.)

Ximena Velasquez: The EAW Universal Women’s World Champion has been held by those who decided to take fate into their own hands. This championship has the power to transform everyday wrestlers into mighty, reigning champions. The past holders of this prestigious title have continuously broken records throughout their careers, even in other promotions. Ms. Extreme has had her time to shine, but now it’s time for the top dog of the Women’s division to step through. I have an insatiable appetite for stardom and this time around, for Ms. Extreme’s destruction. I’ve been belittled by this orange-haired babosa since the day our match was announced. I’ve been met with doubt and criticism but at Territorial Invasion, I will prove every single puto who had something negative to say about me wrong.

(Ximena with her sharp words proves it further with her scary presence. There’s no doubt that she’s a towering individual, taller than most, and able to send a shiver down the spine of the average Elitist in the process. It’s emphasized further while her muscles bulge out of her body while she continues to cross her arms. She hasn’t moved in the slightest during this vignette, having only spoken with a cold demeanor in the process. It’s clear that she’s all business, and she’s ready to brutalize anyone that’s going to stand in the way of her destiny in the process. It’s a strong suit for Ximena, and it’s something that she’s showcased time after time again in the process. She takes a moment to let her words simmer, before continuing from there.)

Ximena Velasquez: Soy La Diosa porque soy diferente a todos ustedes. Yo no soy como la persona común. I’m not like other people who have stepped foot into an EAW ring. I am elite royalty. This isn’t a gimmick, it’s a way of life. AFTER ALL, LA DIOSA HAS NOT BEEN PINNED. IT’S A STREAK THAT WILL CONTINUE BEYOND TERRITORIAL INVASION. I have wrestling running through my veins and destiny has brought me to this point in my career. It was destined for me to beat one of the most prolific wrestlers in our industry to assert my dominance even further. Ms. Extreme, at Territorial Invasion…

…You will meet your maker. Season XV is finally among us. 

(Then, and only then, does Ximena show the slightest of emotion. A serious and stoic face showcases a simple chuckle escaping her mouth. A feeling of satisfaction coming from her knowing that a statement furthermore, has undoubtedly been made. The statement that Ximena will no doubt continue her streak heading into Territorial Invasion, firmly believing that absolutely nothing will change in the process. She is fully confident heading into her match against Ms. Extreme for the Universal Women’s Championship, and now? She puts it to execution. Ximena turns around and walks off, the last shot seen before Dynasty then fades out to elsewhere from there.)

(As Dynasty fades back to ringside, ‘Sing For The Moment’ by Eminem hits, causing the fans to begin booing as Johnny Andrews begins walking out to the stage. He has a confident look as usual, and despite the big challenge that’s been put in front of him, as well as the boos coming from the crowd, Johnny has a smirk on his face. He’s not letting anything get to him as he continues to make his way down to the ring, all while the negative reaction continues and Stephie Love’s voice is heard.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen…. The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!

Stephie Love: Introducing first… From Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 215 pounds…. JOHNNNNYYYYYY AAANNDDDRRREEWWWSSS!!!!!

Stew-O: Johnny Andrews has a pretty big match ahead of him, but as you can see he doesn’t look the slightest bit intimidated! Johnny’s up against the World Heavyweight Champion Xander Payne, and he knows just as much as us that this could result in his biggest victory yet! 

Jake Mercer: That’s right! Johnny Andrews is the Face of Elite, and he’s gonna prove it tonight by mopping the floor with the World Champion! This will immediately put Johnny on the map, and nobody deserves it more than him!

Flannery McCoy: I don’t know when you became such a fanboy, but at this point I’m not even gonna question it.

(Finally, ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill hits, and the booing only continues, if not grows louder as Xander Payne slowly begins making his way out to the stage with his World Heavyweight Championship. Xander looks inside of the ring at Johnny Andrews, and he doesn’t look too impressed by him. Xander just shakes his head in disgust as he continues making his way towards the ring, all while Johnny Andrews continues to prepare himself for the upcoming match and the fans boo, seeing as neither Xander nor Johnny are really fan favorites.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent…. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada…. Weighing in at 253 pounds…. HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, XAAAANNDDEERRRRR PAAAYYYYYNNNEEEE!!!!!!

Stew-O: Xander Payne has been on a tremendous run as World Heavyweight Champion, and some say that what he’s done as Champion has been unmatched. From Lethal Consequences to Charlie Marr to Impact to now defending against Andrea Valentine at Territorial Invasion, Xander’s reign as Champion has been extremely impressive.

Jake Mercer: Right, but that doesn’t matter tonight, because tonight we’re about to see a huge upset! Xander’s clearly underestimating Johnny, and that’s going to cost him.

Flannery McCoy: I hate to even slightly agree with you on anything, but it HAS been made clear that Xander doesn’t see Johnny as a huge threat. I guess anything really could happen here. 

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: AND HERE WE GO! The World Heavyweight Champion is up against Johnny Andrews, AND XANDER IMMEDIATELY GRABS JOHNNY AND FORCES HIM INTO THE CORNER! I don’t think Johnny wanted to lock up, but Xander didn’t give him a choice! The referee begins to count- BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER AS XANDER QUICKLY HEADBUTTS JOHNNY, DROPPING HIM INTO A SEATED POSITION! Xander Payne shaking his head as he walks into the opposite corner, almost like he’s disappointed with his opposition’s performance so far! I THINK XANDER’S ABOUT TO PUT THIS MATCH AWAY EARLY ON THOUGH, AS HE CHARGES IN FOR A CANNONBALL!

Jake Mercer: JOHNNY ANDREWS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Xander Payne was able to stop himself before actually delivering the cannonball, but Johnny actually moved out of the way and pulled himself back up to his feet, avoiding what likely would’ve felt like getting hit by a truck! Xander Payne runs in, BUT JOHNNY ANDREWS CONNECTS WITH AN ENZUIGIRI! Johnny Andrews now grabs Xander’s hand before running up to the top rope, and now Johnny’s walking on the top rope, using it like a tightrope, BEFORE JUMPING OFF AND SENDING XANDER PAYNE ACROSS THE RING WITH A HURRICANRANA! 

Flannery McCoy: Xander Payne is quickly back to his feet, but I don’t think he expected that! Xander stumbles into the corner, AND NOW JOHNNY ANDREWS RUNS IN BEFORE JUMPING AT XANDER AND DELIVERING A MONKEY FLI- WAIT NO! XANDER PAYNE JUST CAUGHT JOHNNY ANDRWS! Xander’s holding onto Johnny, AND NOW HE PUSHES JOHNNY BACK ONTO HIS FEET BEFORE GOING FOR OVERDOSE- BUT JOHNNY DUCKS UNDER THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE! SPINNING HEEL KICK BY JOHNNY ANDREWS- DOESN’T CONNECT!!! XANDER PAYNE CAUGHT JOHNNY’S LEG, AND NOW XANDER SPINS JOHNNY AROUND BEFORE DELIVERING A HIP TOSS, TAKING JOHNNY RIGHT TO THE MAT!

Stew-O: Xander’s not done there! The World Heavyweight Champion runs the ropes, BEFORE HITTING JOHNNY IN THE FACE WITH A SLIDING DROPKICK! Xander Payne gets back to his feet, AND HE RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE DELIVERING A RUNNING SENTON! Xander Payne now with the first cover of the match, and that very well could be it!

ONE!

T-

Stew-O: NO! Johnny Andrews manages to kick out, BUT XANDER GETS BACK TO HIS FEET BEFORE STOMPING ONTO JOHNNY’S MIDSECTION! Xander doesn’t stop at that though, instead he presses his foot down on Johnny’s stomach, causing as much pain as he possibly can!

Jake Mercer: Xander Payne lets go before pulling Johnny back up to his feet- AND JOHNNY HITS XANDER WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE! Johnny’s on spaghetti legs still but he’s doing everything he can to take down the Champion! Xander was caught by surprise with that forearm, BUT HE HITS JOHNNY WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! Johnny was nearly taken off his feet entirely, AND NOW XANDER SENDS JOHNNY ANDREWS INTO THE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING IN FOR A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! XANDER NOW SENDS JOHNNY INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, AND HE CHARGES IN FOR A SECOND CLOTHESLINE, AND IT CONNECTS! Xander Payne sending Johnny into the opposite corner once more, AND HE CHARGES IN BEFORE- 

Flannery McCoy: JOHNNY ANDREWS GETS OUT OF THE WAY! XANDER PAYNE JUST RAN RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, AND NOW JOHNNY ANDREWS PULLS XANDER INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP!! THIS MIGHT BE IT, JOHNNY ANDREWS MIGHT JUST GET THE UPSET WIN OVER THE WORLD CHAMPION!!

ONE!

TWO-

Flannery McCoy: AND THAT’S NOT IT YET! Xander Payne quickly managed to kick out, BUT JOHNNY QUICKLY GRABS XANDER BEFORE TURNING HIM AROUND, AND NOW THERE’S A NECKBREAKER TO TAKE DOWN THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

Stew-O: Xander Payne grabs onto the ropes in an attempt to pull himself back to his feet, BUT JOHNNY ANDREWS QUICKLY RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE DELIVERING A TIGER FEINT KICK! Xander Payne stumbles back up to his feet as Johnny lands on the apron, AND NOW JOHNNY ANDREWS DELIVERS A SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE TO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, WHICH CAUSES XANDER TO STUMBLE THROUGH THE ROPES AND FALL OUT OF THE RING! Xander Payne managed to land on his feet, but he’s clearly rocked from this combination of attacks still! JOHNNY ANDREWS NOW RUNNING TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND HE FLIES THROUGH THEM WITH A SUICIDE DIV-

Jake Mercer: XANDER PAYNE CAUGHT HIM!!! XANDER PAYNE CATCHES JOHNNY ANDREWS BY THE HEAD, AND HE’S ABLE TO LIFT HIM INTO A SUPLEX POSITION BEFORE RUNNING IN AND DELIVERING AN X-PLEX ONTO THE BARRICADE!! Xander Payne came to his senses at the last moment and that spelled disaster for Johnny Andrews, who just had his back slammed onto the barricade! Xander Payne has been targeting that area for a good portion of this match so far, this really isn’t looking good! Xander Payne now lifting Johnny Andrews up, AND HE PULLS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!!

Flannery McCoy: JOHNNY ANDREWS MANAGES TO GRAB ONTO THE ROPES THOUGH! Johnny pulls himself onto the apron, and he kicks Xander Payne away from him! Johnny now, WITH A MOONSAULT OFF OF THE APRON, TAKING DOWN XANDER PAYNE! Johnny is down too as he holds his stomach, but sacrificing his health right there was able to help him take out the World Heavyweight Champion! Things weren’t looking good for Johnny moments ago, but just like that Johnny was able to turn things around, and this is the potential Johnny has, even if the fans aren’t always on his side!

Stew-O: Johnny Andrews rolls back into the ring, and it looks like Xander Payne is starting to get back up! Johnny Andrews is looking to change that though, AS HE BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES! XANDER PAYNE IS BACK UP, BUT HE DOESN’T NOTICE WHO’S DIVING OVER THE TOP ROPE! TOPE COM HILO BY JOHNNY ANDREWS!!! JOHNNY ANDREWS JUST DELIVERED A PERFECT TOPE CON HILO BEFORE LANDING ON HIS FEET, AND NOW HE SENDS XANDER PAYNE BACK INTO THE RING! JOHNNY ANDREWS JUMPS BACK ONTO THE APRON BEFORE WAITING FOR XANDER PAYNE TO GET BACK UP! Xander slowly stumbles to his feet, AND NOW JOHNNY GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD

Jake Mercer: NO! XANDER PAYNE RUSHES TO THE ROPES AND PULLS JOHNNY INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY! Xander Payne just caught Johnny in a fireman’s carry out of nowhere, AND NOW THERE’S A HUGE GUTBUSTER BY THE CHAMPION! Xander Payne clearly knows what he’s doing with moves like these, BUT HE ISN’T FINISHED THERE! XANDER POWERS JOHNNY UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN AN INVERTED FIREMAN’S CARRY, AND NOW HE DELIVERS AN INVERTED USHIGOROSHI! WHAT A COMBO BY XANDER PAYNE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR THE COVER! THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGH TO GET THE JOB DONE!

ONE!

TWO!!

T-

Flannery McCoy: JOHNNY ANDREWS GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Xander Payne looks frustrated, and now he just pulls Johnny up onto his shoulder, BEFORE CHARGING IN AND RAMMING JOHNNY INTO THE CORNER! Johnny Andrews isn’t looking too good right now! This match could be coming to an end very shortly even after that kickout, because Xander Payne has yet another idea in mind! This is why he’s the World Heavyweight Champion, and hopefully Andrea Valentine is watching this match very closely! XANDER PULLS JOHNNY UP, RIGHT INTO THE DAWN- WAIT WAIT WAIT! NO WAY!!

Stew-O: AS SOON AS XANDER GRABBED JOHNNY AND PULLED HIM UP FOR THE DAWNBREAKER, JOHNNY TURNED HIMSELF AROUND AND PULLED XANDER PAYNE INTO A DDT! XANDER’S HEAD JUST CRASHED RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS, AND NOW JOHNNY ANDREWS QUICKLY BACKS INTO THE CORNER BEFORE YELLING AT XANDER PAYNE TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET! Xander Payne doesn’t seem to know where he is! He’s slowly finding his way back to his feet, but I don’t think he even realizes that Johnny Andrews is calling for him! JOHNNY ANDREWS CHARGES IN AT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

Jake Mercer: THE GREATNESS OF THE GURU!!! THE GREATNESS OF THE GURU CONNECTS, AND XANDER PAYNE IS DOWN AND OUT!!! JOHNNY ANDREWS QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER, AND I DON’T SEE HOW THIS ISN’T THE END OF THE MATCH! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!! THAT CARTWHEEL PELE KICK JUST KNOCKED XANDER’S LIGHTS OUT!! JOHNNY ANDREWS WINS!!!

ONE!

TWO!!

THR-

Jake Mercer: XANDER KICKED OUT :blessed:!!! I KNEW HE’D KICK OUT! THIS IS WHY HE’S THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, THERE’S NO WAY A MOVE LIKE THAT WOULD PUT HIM AWAY!

Flannery McCoy: :comeagain: Didn’t you just say Johnny Andrews had the match won?

Jake Mercer: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Flannery McCoy: You know what? Nevermind. Johnny Andrews is slowly trying to pull Xander Payne back up to his feet, and it looks like Johnny’s trying to capitalize off of his previous move as this match still isn’t over! WAIT, I KNOW WHAT HE’S DOING! JOHNNY ANDREWS IS SETTING UP FOR THE SKULL CRACKER! JOHNNY HAS XANDER IN THE FRONT FACELOCK AND HE’S TRYING TO GET THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK- BUT XANDER PAYNE IS ABLE TO RAM JOHNNY ANDREWS INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AND STOP HIM FROM DELIVERING THE FINISHING MOVE! That was close for the Champion!

Stew-O: Both Elitists stumble out of the corner- AND XANDER PAYNE HITS JOHNNY ANDREWS WITH A SUPERKICK- WAIT! NO HE DIDN’T! JOHNNY ANDREWS JUST BARELY MANAGED TO CATCH XANDER’S FOOT AND STOP HIS BOOT FROM CONNECTING WITH HIS CHIN! Johnny Andrews now using his leg to take out Xander’s other leg, AND NOW HE TRIES TO JUMP ONTO XANDER WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP, BUT XANDER ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Johnny quickly runs the ropes as Xander gets back up- JUST TO RUN RIGHT INTO OVERDOSE!!! XANDER JUST SPUN AND DELIVERED THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE, AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER! 

ONE!

TWO!!

THRE-

Jake Mercer: HEY HEY HO HO, JOHNNY ANDREWS KICKED OUT!!!

Flannery McCoy: That didn’t even rhyme.

Jake Mercer: Not everyone can be as talented as Johnny is :wow:.

Flannery McCoy:

Jake Mercer: Xander Payne thought that this match was over, and I don’t blame him! I’m surprised Johnny’s nose wasn’t pushed all the way to the back of his head! We all know how good Xander Payne is and what he’s capable of, but he still needs to do more if he wants to put this match away! Xander’s not happy about Johnny still being in this match, and that might not be good for Johnny!

Flannery McCoy: Xander Payne pulls Johnny Andrews back up to his feet, and he just slaps Johnny in the face! Johnny’s not even able to really stand on his own, and I think this is it! XANDER PAYNE SENDS JOHNNY ANDREWS INTO THE ROPES, AND AS JOHNNY BOUNCES OFF OF THEM XANDER GOES FOR THE LAST SEDATIO- WAIT NO! JOHNNY ANDREWS MANAGED TO JUMP OVER XANDER PAYNE AND LAND ON HIS FEET! XANDER PAYNE TURNS AROUND, RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK BY JOHNNY ANDREWS! JOHNNY ANDREWS JUST KICKED XANDER’S HEAD OFF!

Stew-O: XANDER FALLS INTO THE ROPES BEFORE BOUNCING OFF- AND LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF JOHNNY ANDREWS, WHO MANAGES TO LIFT XANDER UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY! Johnny Andrews is struggling thanks to all of the damage Xander’s done to the midsection, SO HE QUICKLY DELIVERS A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER BEFORE DROPPING TO THE MAT! That was an extremely impressive move by Johnny Andrews, and I don’t think most people expected to see something like that from him! Johnny doesn’t do moves like that often, especially not to someone the size of Xander Payne, but Johnny clearly understands how big of a match this is!

Jake Mercer: Johnny Andrews is slowly starting to stir, and it’s slowly becoming apparent just how much this match has taken out of both competitors! Not only did it take a lot of strength to deliver that move, but Xander Payne has hit a lot of moves that targeted the midsection and back, limiting what Johnny’s capable of! Johnny Andrews definitely has a lot of potential, and he has the opportunity to get a big upset win tonight! This is going to be a far from easy task though, and Johnny’s learning that as we speak!

Flannery McCoy: Johnny’s able to pull himself back up to his feet, and he slowly begins to climb up to the top rope- BUT HE’S NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT SPENT THE PAST FEW MOMENTS RECOVERING! XANDER QUICKLY STOPS JOHNNY IN HIS TRACKS, HITTING HIM WITH A HUGE FOREARM STRIKE! Xander Payne climbs up to the middle rope now, BUT JOHNNY ANDREWS HITS XANDER WITH A FOREARM HIMSELF NOW! NOW XANDER PAYNE WITH A FOREARM! NOW JOHNNY ANDREWS- BUT XANDER PAYNE RESPONDS WITH A HUGE HEADBUTT, AND I DON’T THINK JOHNNY SAW THAT COMING! 

Stew-O: Xander Payne is trying get Johnny in position for a superplex, AND NOW HE LIFTS JOHNNY UP- BUT JOHNNY MANAGES TO SLIP DOWN AND GET BACK TO HIS FEET, AND IN THE PROCESS GO FOR A SUNSET FLIP… NO! XANDER PAYNE GRABBED ONTO THE TOP ROPES AT THE LAST MOMENT, AND BECAUSE OF THAT JOHNNY’S UNABLE TO PULL XANDER DOWN INTO THE POWERBOMB! Johnny Andrews is trying as hard as he can to pull Xander into a powerbomb, but it’s just not working! Johnny Andrews now realizing that it’s not gonna happen and finally letting go of Xander- WAIT A SECOND! WOW!!

Jake Mercer: AS SOON AS JOHNNY LET GO OF XANDER, HE QUICKLY TURNED BACK AND JUMPED UP AS SOON AS XANDER GOT READY TO GET OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE, BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE BACKSTABBER! THE BACKSTABBER CONNECTS ON XANDER PAYNE AND SENDS HIM TO THE MAT, AND NOW JOHNNY ANDREWS TELLS XANDER TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! JOHNNY ANDREWS IS READY TO PUT THIS MATCH AWAY AND GET A HUGE VICTORY OVER THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! THIS COULD BE THE BIGGEST WIN OF JOHNNY ANDREWS’ CAREER ALREADY! HEY HEY HIP HIP, JOHNNY ANDREWS IS GONNA WIN! 

Flannery McCoy: Xander Payne slowly gets back to his feet, AND NOW JOHNNY KICKS XANDER IN THE MIDSECTION! SKULL CRACKE- NO! XANDER PAYNE TOSSES JOHNNY OVER HIM WITH A BACK BODY DROP, BUT JOHNNY JUST BARELY MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET! Xander Payne turns around, AND JOHNNY GOES FOR AN ENZUIGIRI, BUT XANDER DUCKS UNDER IT! Johnny lands on the mat, AND XANDER PAYNE QUICKLY PULLS JOHNNY UP BEFORE DELIVERING A BACK SUPLEX! Johnny Andrews is hurt, but he makes sure to roll out to the apron before Xander could go for a cover or anything of the sort!

Stew-O: Xander Payne gets back to his feet before walking over towards Johnny Andrews, and he slowly begins pulling Johnny up! XANDER NOW LIFTING JOHNNY UP FOR A SUPLEX BACK INTO THE RING, BUT JOHNNY MANAGES TO JUST BARELY GET HIS LEGS INTO THE RING FROM UNDER THE TOP ROPE TO FORCE A ROPE BREAK! Xander Payne forced to let go, AND HE TRIES TO IMMEDIATELY GO BACK ON THE OFFENSIVE, BUT JOHNNY ANDREWS DELIVERS A BACK ELBOW TO THE JAW! Xander Payne stumbling a bit as Johnny gets back into the ring- BUT XANDER CHARGES RIGHT BACK IN AND DELIVERS A RIGHT HAND THAT DROPS JOHNNY!

Jake Mercer: Johnny Andrews quickly grabs onto the ropes to pull himself back up, BUT XANDER PAYNE IS IMMEDIATELY ON THE OFFENSIVE AS HE DELIVERS A SUPERKICK TO THE SIDE OF JOHNNY’S HEAD! Johnny Andrews is down, AND NOW XANDER PICKS JOHNNY UP BEFORE SIMPLY DROPPING HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A BODY SLAM! It’s a basic move, but after all the damage Johnny suffered that might be enough to get the job done! Xander Payne now with the cover to bring this match to an end!

ONE!

TWO!!

T-

Flannery McCoy: NO! Johnny Andrews is still in this match after all! Xander Payne gets back to his feet in disbelief, BUT HE WASTES NO TIME GOING FOR A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP- NO! JOHNNY MOVED! That would’ve been really bad if Xander connected with a double foot stomp of his own! Johnny isn’t back to his feet though, and that allows Xander to quickly grab Johnny and toss him to the ropes- BUT JOHNNY GRABS ONTO THEM INSTEAD OF BOUNCING OFF! Xander now charging in- AND JOHNNY ANDREWS MANAGES TO GET THE BOOT UP! Johnny’s barely even in this match, but somehow he’s still fighting! 

Stew-O: Johnny Andrews now charging in, AND HE GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT XANDER DUCKS UNDER IT! KICK TO THE STOMACH BY XANDER, AND NOW THERE’S THE STUN- NO! JOHNNY ANDREWS PUSHES XANDER PAYNE INTO THE ROPES, AND AS XANDER BOUNCES BACKWARDS JOHNNY PULLS HIM INTO A ROLL UP! IS THIS IT, DID JOHNNY JUST GET THE WIN!?

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE-

Stew-O: NO! Johnny Andrews doesn’t win, Xander Payne just barely manages to kick out! Both Elitists quickly get back to their feet, AND NOW XANDER PAYNE WITH A CHOP- WAIT NO! HE WAS FAKING IT, AND NOW HE PULLS JOHNNY’S HEAD INTO A DDT!

Jake Mercer: IT DOESN’T CONNECT THOUGH! JOHNNY AIRHART MANAGES TO PULL XANDER’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM JUST BEFORE THE DDT COULD CONNECT, AND NOW THERE’S A JUMPING SPLASH BY JOHNNY AIRHART, WHO IMMEDIATELY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RUNNING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! Johnny Andrews with some fantastic moves to Xander Payne, and right now the World Heavyweight Champion looks like he’s in trouble! Johnny looks like he’s in pain too though, and that’s likely because those diving moves cause him to land on his stomach, the same area Xander’s been targeting!

Flannery McCoy: Johnny is backing into the corner, and he still wants Xander to get back to his feet despite the pain he’s in! Johnny Andrews clearly wants to get his win tonight, and as Xander slowly starts to get up you have to imagine that this match is getting closer and closer to reaching its end! JOHNNY ANDREWS NOW, GOES FOR THE CARTWHEEL PELE KICK!! THE GREATNESS OF GURU-

Stew-O: DOESN’T CONNECT!! XANDER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! JOHNNY MANAGES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET BEFORE RUNNING BACK IN- BUT XANDER PAYNE POPS HIM UP BEFORE DROPPING HIM TO THE MAT WITH THE LAST SEDATION! XANDER PAYNE DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER! 

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…. XAAANNNNDDEERRRR PAAAYYYYNNNEEEEE!!!!!!

Stew-O: There it is, the Last Sedation gets the job done! That was a fantastic performance from Johnny Andrews, but that performance wasn’t enough to get the job done tonight! 

Jake Mercer: Johnny Andrews might have an amazing future in music, but while he definitely has potential in the wrestling business he just didn’t have it in him to get the job done against the World Heavyweight Champion! You can’t hold this against him though, this isn’t just anyone we’re talking about. This is Xander Payne! 

Flannery McCoy: Xander Payne did exactly what he said he’d do tonight, and hopefully Andrea Valentine was watching that match carefully, because something tells me he’s gonna be willing to do all of this, if not worse come Territorial Invasion. 

Stew-O: Congratulations to the World Heavyweight Champion!

(‘It Follows’ hits as Xander Payne rolls off of Johnny Andrews, and the crowd immediately begins booing after hearing the three count. Xander Payne gets back to his feet and shakes his head, like he’s trying to shake off the pain from the match. Xander’s handed his World Heavyweight Championship as he has his hand raised by the referee, and soon after Xander pulls him arm away before continuing to celebrate himself, all while Dynasty begins to fade away from ringside.)

(A commercial is shown advertising their COVID-19 vaccine. Contrary to belief, the virus is still running amok and you still have a chance to be infected. Get vaccinated, get masked up, and stay safe.)

(Friday Night Dynasty fades to somewhere in the backstage area, a private room where big magnetic boards are hung up on the wall. On them are blueprints and schematics, the layout for what is up on the top of the blueprints reading as “TIGER STADIUM”. Headshots of the competition from the other two teams are hung just to the sides of the blueprints. The camera pulls away from the boards and reveals SOSA Henderson and Andre Walker standing just in front of the boards, while Viz paces back and forth just ahead of them. Viz wears comically oversized glasses, a tie around his neck, and carries a pointing stick in his hand while he’s got his focus on the layout of the stadium, Viz making indistinguishable noises of affirmation and seemingly noises of disagreement as he seems to be going back and forth with himself until he suddenly stops to turn to his Stadium Stampede teammates.)

The Visual Prophet: As you’re both well aware, showing up to Tiger Stadium at this point in time would not be beneficial given the circumstances. I had to understandably cancel our field trip, but don’t fret and don’t worry, I came up with a last-minute plan in a hurry! Because do we look like a team that’ll wait around and let the time to be prepared get away from us?! Absolutely not! While someone Impact is wasting away, getting older, getting fatter, do you think they’re all planning like this?! Do you think in their downtime they’re focused on winning this match like we are?! Team Dynasty is just another step ahead of our so-called “competition” like we proved to be the other week when we made our statement on Sunday Night Voltage, and we’re thinking in ways that I can assure you they are most certainly not because we’re innovative, we’re creative, we know what it takes to endure and succeed! I don’t doubt that we’ve got it in us to win like we should be able to; we’re three strong black men- well, at least two of us still are, I do believe :mjpls:

SOSA Henderson: :mjgrin:

Andre Walker: :skip:

The Visual Prophet: That said, we know adversity, we know how to overcome it, we know how to deal with the most unconventional and difficult spots to work our way out of in the moment – lessons learned and taught that only OUR people would be able to understand! …And possibly anyone from that island you’re claiming to be from now, Andre, but I know you’ve still got that Brooklyn blood flowin’ through those veins; we will not forget! Point is, we know how to make do with what we’ve got and still get the best – it’s been tough for our people, the ones who know what it’s like to have to persevere and put in the hours, the sweat, because we’ve seen it, we’ve lived it, and we know what it means to be resourceful like no other! This Stadium Stampede Match is going to be exactly that: another stipulation that’s calling on us to be resourceful, another stipulation that everyone’s going to be tuning in to see what WE do to make this a match worth remembering. And who’s done that in the ways that we have?!

(Suddenly, The Visual Prophet whacks the pointing stick to the board, having nearly caught Andre in the face but neither Viz nor SOSA seem to take notice. With the end of the stick, Viz gives the blueprint of the stadium a tap before backing away from the board and coming to stand between SOSA and Andre, Viz with his focus directly on the boards he had put up.)

The Visual Prophet: SOSA, my brother, look at these diagrams and tell me what you see.

SOSA Henderson: The chance to surprise every last one of those fools thinking we couldn’t have what it takes to get it done. You said it best that week we took on Xander and Andrea in that tag match about how you and me are proven creatives in this business, some of the only ones that even dare to try at times to change the repetition and monotony that some of these cacs eat up like it’s going out of style! We know how to switch things up and go into whole other gears that some of the other opponents in this match wouldn’t know a damn thing about – and that means a match like this could only ever work in our favor. We’ve got a lot going for us as a team already, but instead of being locked up in a cage now and those other brands having to sweat about being trapped in two rings with this year’s Team Dynasty, what we’re looking at now is a playground to do whatever and however we want.

The Visual Prophet: Sounds like you’re pitching for a spot on the VPLA staff :wow:!!!

SOSA Henderson: What you’re doing with that is great and all but I think they’d really appreciate seeing me lead by example here in EAW :mjgrin:. A lot of people think that my EAW World Championship reign was just lucky or that it’ll be my only one, but I see this as my chance to show that I might’ve been down but I’m sure as hell never out. People need to see someone who started at the bottom, made it to the top, and proved they weren’t going to fizzle out or just give up just because I made it. It’s about getting there on my terms and showing what I did – what I’m going to do – comes with the mindset I’ve got for how I wasn’t going to be content with just a little taste of success when I know I can get even more like I should because I’ve got all it takes to make sure everything I do and do it for becomes that much bigger. When they’re seeing the three of us walk into that Stadium Stampede Match knowing who we are and that we’re opening more doors for them through what we do and our success, it’s gonna be no question that we’re going to be some of the toughest and the hardest to bring down.

Andre Walker: It would’ve been my first War Games but I’ve got no problem going into Stadium Stampede just the same. Add on the fact that it’s me and you two all together? It’s no secret to me that anyone would’ve been eyeing my name to join in on a team like this, but what adding me did was just add that much more assurance to Team Dynasty’s chances of a win. I’ve got no problem being on the same side as former World Champions knowing my name’s going to end up in those same history books, but it’ll be known more than ever when we’re coming out on top that I was destined to get there, that I was always going to be solidified among the greats – recognizing that just helped to make Dynasty even more of a winning team. If there’s anything we’ve got in common going for us it’s that we’ll do whatever needs to be done for success knowing we can back it up even after the fact; it’s not a question of if we can win, it’ll be how we do it.

(Viz pats Andre on the shoulder with a nod of his head, showing his appreciation for the point that Walker raised. Viz walks back up to the board, slapping the pointer stick to the map of the stadium.)

The Visual Prophet: So true, so true, Andre! You’ve gone from being white to black to samoan but you’re still as observant and as quick on your toes as ever :wow:!! And you know what? It’ll be that same quickness that we’ll need to operate with, because plenty of these white devils are going to be out to try to do what they do best and that’s keep us from making history. They’ll stop at nothing to ensure that EAW’s history of successful stars are the same, boring, and bland people that certainly don’t look a damn thing like us; the people at the top aren’t about wanting to see history being made, they’re about wanting to see to it that it’s preserved and upheld by the ones that they WANT to see come out on top in situations like this! Do you think that’s ME?! DO YOU THINK THEY WANT THAT TO BE US, SOSA?!

(Viz taps on the layout of the arena once again.)

The Visual Prophet: Don’t think that they won’t be hiding around every corner, behind every door, every spot that could be used to surprise us when they think we won’t see it coming! Because an insane bitch like this one right here?!

(Viz taps the end of the stick to Minerva’s picture.)

The Visual Prophet: You let your guard down, then – BAM! – she’s spitting in your face worse than she has Myles spitting on hers every night while they make Drake watch!

SOSA Henderson: :yikes:

The Visual Prophet: And Drake King himself? Don’t let that wannabe Jesus fool you, because he’s no saint, certainly no prophet. How could he be when he goaded a successful black man into putting his career on the line and then took it from him?! Drake King ensured the removal of one of EAW’s most successful black stars and for what? Malcolm is a man of his word, he didn’t go back on that – but Drake only wanted the career of that man for his own personal agenda, and he succeeded. Him and his crew of white gingers with no souls, makes me sick! …But I know Drake remembers Prophetic Visions and that’s something he could never forget, so he SHOULD be worried, because the last time I had freedom like this with the range to do whatever the hell I pleased, he was in a cabin with who he thought was Sarah Price just for him to be undoing my corset before getting pulled straight into Hell.

Andre Walker: ….

SOSA Henderson: ….

The Visual Prophet: Point is, I’m the reason for his whole white Jesus gimmick and now I’m about to be part of the reason why New Eden get their shit wrecked. They thought I wouldn’t get the chance to come back around, but like Minerva’s herpes, they’re about to find out I don’t go away!

SOSA Henderson: I had my run-ins with them last season, it’s no problem for me to meet them for a match again – but implications that come with a match like this and what we’re fighting for is gonna make it mean that much more. I’ve fought plenty of the people in this Stampede Match and they know just the same that there were times where I was the one coming out on top, because I did what I had to do and it’s always been that way. The way I move, the way I operate, they’re gonna be wishing that it wasn’t me they were dealing with when they’re understanding for themselves why Team Dynasty has all the tools and motives to succeed.

Andre Walker: And Team Showdown might have experience going for them about having to adapt to new surroundings – new eras, new faces – but this one is about to be something else for them and I’m going to guarantee that. They’ve got the accolades, they’ve got the history behind them but it’s a whole new breed with this mix we’ve got going on here, no pun intended, because we’re bringing something different, we’re bringing something so much more to all this that no one else is about to be expecting. All of them former World Champions – hell, got plenty of former World Champions in this match all around – but do I feel out of place? Do I feel like I got anything to stress about? No, because being in a match with even bigger competition is right where I should be and where I’ve proven I need to be time and time again; people might want to question that but that just goes to show that they don’t know any better, that they just don’t want to see me succeed because they’re just wishing that they were me.

The Visual Prophet: You mean minus the racial crisis, right? :lupe:

Andre Walker: :mjpls: Don’t play with me. Because no matter how people try to downplay me, try to speak on my name like I’m not everything that I say I am and have shown myself to be, I know what’s true. The fact that guys like Bronson can’t comprehend why everyone looks at me as being above him, the fact that anyone would try to say that I can’t make the cut – all their doubt is something that just stands out with the annoyance because anyone doubting me are just the ones wanting and needing it to be true for their own sanity. It makes me sick that they’d question all that I’ve got in me to give just to give themselves comfort, because that warped reality they’re living in is founded on lies and hopes that I don’t get it done – that I don’t succeed in every venture I’m on the path of. Even worse is that they try to say I couldn’t be World Champion material, but they’ll know I’m only seeing more success when I’m performing in a match like this. Guys like LC and Theron might think they’re seeing something to enhance their careers just a bit more, but I’m beating them when I get my hands on them like I will everyone else to let everyone know I’m only headed for the top.

(Viz nods in approval, liking to see his team motivated and determined like this ahead of such a big match that would only ever elevate their careers and work that they’ve already achieved. Viz adjusts his glasses and goes back to pacing back and forth as he was when the camera first came upon them.)

The Visual Prophet: There’s not going to be a more opportunistic team going into this, I can promise you that. There’s not going to be a more determined and ambitious team, that much I’m sure of. New Eden going against the odds and winning is sure as hell not some shit that anyone’s trying to see come out of this, and Showdown claiming a victory isn’t on the agenda for outcomes to happen come Territorial Invasion. Me and LC might’ve teamed up at Pain for Pride and we won, but I’ve always gotten what’s mine no matter what and that’s how it’s gonna be just even this little bit of time later. Like Andre said, that’s how we’ve gotta operate because we’re taking no prisoners, not a damn thing is off-limits, and we’re getting this done by any means necessary! That’s one of our biggest strengths and I see that in the both of you, and we’ve all got a whole lot more that I know we’re gonna put into action – advantages that I know are gonna get us this win! So, all that’s left to do? Execute.

(Viz picks a marker up from the tray attached on the board and continues to talk as the camera pulls away, Viz speaking to SOSA and Andre as he draws devil horns on Drake King’s headshot and crosses out Theron’s eyes on that one. While he brings their attention back to a different picture of Tiger Stadium with the pointing stick and continues to speak, the scene fades out.)

(‘Voodoo Child (Slight Return)’ by Jimi Hendrix hits as the crowd erupts into cheers. After a moment, Visual Prophet steps out onto the stage and raises his arms in the air!! Viz walks down the entrance ramp, high fives the fans cheering in his brand, and makes his way towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is a triple threat match set for..

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Stephie Love: Introducing first.. From Detroit, Michigan.. Weighing in at 280lbs!!! He is The Founder of the Visual Prophet Leadership Academy!!! VISUAL PROPHET!!!

Stew-O: Here comes Big Viz! When it comes to this War Games match, this is more than just that for Viz, because he’s been on the hunt for the World Heavyweight Championship since the start of this season, and he can get his shot if he gives his best efforts towards this match for Team Dynasty. Last week, he led Team Dynasty to Voltage, and got a huge one over Minerva and Myles. If he can keep this going, there is no doubt he’ll get his opportunity.

Flannery McCoy: Viz has been on a roll all season.. He may not have won against Andrea Valentine at Operation: Doomsday, but he’s been doing incredible since then. We’ll see how our Captain does here tonight.

(‘Paint it Black’ by Hidden Citizens hits as the crowd erupts into a loud mixed reaction. After a moment, Theron Nikolas steps out onto the stage with a confident look on his face. He stares down at Viz from the top of the stage, then makes his way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: Next.. From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.. Weighing in at 224lbs.. GOD EMPEROR!! THERON NIKOLAS!!!

Stew-O: And here comes Theron. Team Showdown didn’t start out as the team with the most chemistry due to the history between the three individuals competing for Showdown, but as the weeks have gone by, we have noticed that they are now starting to look out for each other..

Flannery McCoy: How much of that do you think is because Hawk told them to?

Stew-O: Probably a lot, but Team Showdown is looking pretty good because of it.

(‘Blood, Milk, and Sky’ by White Zombie hits, as Minerva steps out onto the stage. The crowd boos heavily towards the New Eden member, as she glares out at them, then towards Viz, who invaded her match a week ago. Minerva licks her lips, then continues down the ramp, and towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: And lastly, from The Florida Everglades!! Weighing in at 122lbs.. THE BLACK ROSE!!! MINERVA!!!

Stew-O: And here comes Minerva who will be representing Team Voltage tonight. She is a part of one of the best groups here in EAW, New Eden, and for the past 7 months, they have taken EAW by storm. National Elite, Cash in the Vault, EAW World, and now possibly control over all of Voltage can become hers as well with a win at Territorial Invasion.

Jake Mercer: Not happening.. Dynasty in 4.

Flannery McCoy: There’s only one War Games Match, Jake.. :snoop:

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: There’s the bell, and this Main Event match is underway!! A representative for each brand’s War Games team is ready to set the tone as we get closer and closer to Territorial Invasion. We already know about the interference on Voltage that involved Viz and team Dynasty costing Team Voltage’s Minerva and Myles their match against Justin Windgate and Chris Elite, so the tension is already there between those two..

Flannery McCoy: Most definitely. Each of these Elitists is standing in the center of the ring. They all look to the right and left as they are all hesitant to make the first strike.. WAIT THERON GOES IN ON THE ATTACK WITH A FOREARM TO THE TOP OF MINERVA’S HEAD THAT SENDS HER BACK!! Theron now follows up with a forearm shot onto Viz, but instead of sending the big guy back, Theron bounces back off of him!! The Visual Prophet begins to step towards Theron, as Theron notices the size difference between both men. Theron turns his head and.. HE DUCKS!!! AND MINERVA GOES SWINGING HARD WITH A CLOSED FISTED RIGHT HAND THAT MISSES THERON AND CATCHES VIZ RIGHT AT THE JAW!!

Stew-O: Viz staggers back a step, as Minerva definitely put a lot into that punch, but a smirk begins to form on the face of Viz.. Theron quickly stands upright once again and faces Viz along with Minerva.. BUT BOTH ELITISTS GET TAKEN DOWN IN AN INSTANT BY A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE FROM THE VISUAL PROPHET!!

Jake Mercer: Big Viz is at it again. Showing the world why Dynasty is the greatest brand in all of EAW!!

Stew-O: Viz reaches down and grabs Minerva from off of the ring mat. He grabs her by the wrist and connects with a hard Irish whip that sends her right into the corner turnbuckles!! Viz now gets a hold of Theron, and does the same exact thing, as he sends Theron into the same turnbuckle.. AND THERON CRASHES HARD INTO MINERVA, AS SHE’S SANDWICHED IN BETWEEN THE TURNBUCKLES AND THERON NIKOLAS!!

Flannery McCoy: AND LOOK!! From the other end of the ring!! It’s Viz who is charging in at the both of them!! RUNNING CORNER CLOTHESLINE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET ONTO BOTH THERON AND MINERVA!!!

Jake Mercer: NO!! Theron side steps and gets out of the way just in time!!! However, Minerva still takes that clothesline at full force!!

Stew-O: Minerva leans back against the corner in pain after being crushed by Viz moments ago. The Visual Prophet takes a step back, then turns towards Theron Nikolas..

Flannery McCoy: SUPERKICK!!! THERON NIKOLAS JUST CAUGHT THE VISUAL PROPHET WITH A SUPERKICK!!! That one surely rocked the Dynasty Captain, as he stumbled back against the side ropes! Theron makes his way over to Viz.. LEFT HOOK TO THE RIBS BY THERON ONTO VIZ!! NOW AN OPEN HAND SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF PROPHET!! THERON CONTINUES THE COMBO WITH A LOADED FOREARM SMASH WITH HIS LEFT ARM!! Viz is leaning up against these ropes as he hasn’t had enough time to recover.. Theron has kept the pressure on Viz since he found the opening to connect that superkick moments ago and.. THERON WITH A RUNNING LARIAT ONTO VIZ THAT SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! THAT SEQUENCE OF MOVES IS WHAT HE LIKES TO CALL BATTLE FURY!!

Stew-O: Viz is down at ringside right now, as Theron gives him a mean glare. BUT WAIT! FROM BEHIND, IT’S MINERVA!! The New Eden member turns Theron around, and quickly strikes him with a kick to the midsection. Theron loses his breath after that strike, as Minerva grabs him by the wrist and whips him towards the side ropes!! Nikolas rebounds off of the ropes towards Minerva.. RUNNING CLOTHESLINE BY MINERVA!!

Jake Mercer: NO!! Theron ducks underneath the arm, and continues to the ropes behind her! He rebounds back as she is just now turning around to face him.. BUT MINERVA CATCHES HIM WITH A SCOOP SLAM AND SENDS HIM RIGHT DOWN INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! WHAT A MOVE BY THE BLACK ROSE!!

Flannery McCoy: Minerva rises up to her feet now, as she walks around the downed body of Theron. Nikolas is working his way up to his hands and knees, then slowly up to his feet. By the time he is there though, Minerva connects with a strong knee strike to his midsection, then grabs a hold of his head before tossing him up against the corner!! Minerva now takes a few steps back from Theron, then charges at him with a corner clothesline!! It connects!! Minerva keeps her arms wrapped around the head of Theron now, as she gets a tight grip on him, and turns him so that his back is facing the center of the ring. What’s this!?! RUNNING STO!!! IT CONNECTS, AS THE BACK OF THERON’S HEAD CRASHES UP AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING DURING THE LANDING!!! WHAT A MOVE BY MINERVA!!

Stew-O: And it doesn’t seem like Minerva has had enough just yet, as she quickly crawls her way over to the side ropes, rolls under them, and makes her way over to ringside by Visual Prophet. Prophet is working up to his feet right now, as Minerva goes up to him and connects with a closed fist right handed punch across the top of his head!! Visual Prophet definitely felt that one, but doesn’t fall back to the ringside floor. Minerva with another closed fist punch!! And another!! Viz fights through the pain coming from those punches, as he stands upright and takes each punch thrown at him!! Minerva can’t seem to drop Prophet right now, as he smirks out to her for her efforts..

Jake Mercer: BUT MINERVA RESPONDS WITH A LOW BLOW, AS SHE KICKS VIZ RIGHT IN THE FAMILY JEWELS!! VIZ’S SMIRK INSTANTLY TURNS INTO A LOOK OF SHOCK, AS HE DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES WHILE HOLDING HIS GROIN AREA!! The smirk is now on the face of Minerva, as backs away from Viz who is clearly in pain!! WAIT!! MINERVA CHARGES RIGHT BACK TOWARDS HIM AND CONNECTS WITH THE DEVIL’S TOUCH!! RUNNING SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF VIZ, AS HE DROPS DOWN TO HIS SIDE AT RINGSIDE!!!

Stew-O: Minerva stands over the downed body of Visual Prophet, BUT LOOK!! LOOK AT THE TOP ROPE!! IT’S THERON NIKOLAS!! Minerva has no idea right now, as she turns around and faces his direction… DIVING MISSILE DROPKICK BY THERON NIKOLAS ONTO MINERVA AT RINGSIDE!! THERON JUST DRILLED HIS BOOTS INTO THE FACE OF MINERVA, AND NOW ALL THREE WARGAMES PARTICIPANTS ARE DOWN HERE AT RINGSIDE!!!

Flannery McCoy: That was a big move by Theron Nikolas, and it paid off perfectly for him, as he is the first one showing any sign of movement right now. He’s up on his hands and knees, as he reaches up and grabs the edge of the ring to help get himself up to his feet. That was a pretty high drop that he just landed from moments ago, but now he’s in the driver’s seat, as he walks over to Viz who is seeing stars right now. Prophet is up to his hands and knees, as Theron grabs him by the waist.. What’s this?! He’s trying to lift Visual Prophet up from the ground!! Viz isn’t budging though, as he is much larger than the average Elitist! Theron Nikolas tries again.. AND HE DOES IT!!! DEADLIFT GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB!!! INTO MINERVA!!!! THERON JUST DROPPED ALL 280+ POUNDS OF VISUAL PROPHET ONTO MINERVA, AS SHE GETS SQUASHED UNDERNEATH

Jake Mercer: Could you imagine getting 280+ Pounds on you!? That’s like an entire vehicle dropping down onto your body!!

Flannery McCoy: I’m pretty sure a vehicle weighs more than 280 pounds, Jake..

Jake Mercer: That’s what the + is for Flannery.. :snoop: 280 PLUS..

Flannery McCoy: I’m done with you right now.

Stew-O: Theron Nikolas definitely calculated that gutwrench perfectly. He knew it would drain him of his energy to lift Viz up, but he also knew that if he dropped Prophet down onto Minerva, that he would be killing two birds with one stone, and now he is capable of regaining his energy while both of his opponents are down.

Flannery McCoy: Theron walks over to the downed bodies of Minerva and Viz.. AND STOMPS DOWN INTO THE STOMACH OF VIZ!! He slowly makes his way back around to Minerva.. AND STOMPS DOWN INTO HER STOMACH AS WELL!! Theron now brutally kicks Minerva in the head, then does the same to Viz!! Both of his opponents are down, but he insists that they continue to hurt by continuing to kick and stomp down onto their bodies!!

Stew-O: Theron now reaches down and grabs Minerva by the head and hair. He brings her up to her feet, then slides her into the ring. Nikolas then slides in right afterwards, and hooks her legs!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHH-

Jake Mercer: And there’s the kickout by Minerva!!

Flannery McCoy: Theron slaps the mat hard, as he thought that he had this one won. He rises up to his feet, and grabs Minerva. Theron now lifts Minerva up to her feet. He grabs a hold of her wrist.. What’s this!? RAINMAKER LARIAT BY THERON!!! NO!! Minerva ducks underneath the arm!! BUT WAIT!! Theron regrips around the neck of Minerva.. SPINNING URANAGE SIDE SLAM!! HE JUST SLAMMED MINERVA RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!

Jake Mercer: He just brought her up just to bring her back down!! Tremendous force was put into that side slam!! Too bad he isn’t on Dynasty. I’d be a fan of him if he were!

Stew-O: And now it looks like Theron is deciding on whether he should go for the pin attempt or not. He knows that Minerva kicked out moments ago, and it’s not certain that his side slam was enough to get the job done.. Wait a second.. He’s turning his head towards the top turnbuckle! He’s thinking of doing something big!! Theron makes his way over to those turnbuckles, and begins to climb his way to the top. Once he’s on the top turnbuckle, he stares directly at Minerva beneath him.. He’s getting ready.. SIX STAR FROG SPLASH FROM THERON NIKOLAS ONTO MINER- .. VIZ JUST CAUGHT THERON NIKOLAS ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Viz was able to slide underneath the bottom rope and back into the ring, and managed to get in position without Theron even seeing him. Now he has Theron on his shoulders, frantically moving his arms and legs, and what’s this?? Visual Prophet is marching around the ring with Theron on top of him!! High knee steps by Viz right now!!! The crowd is absolutely loving this from the Dynasty Captain!!

Stew-O: Viz is slowing down now, as he approaches Minerva who is slowly making her way up to her hands and knees. Minerva raises her head up, and she soon sees Viz performing a deep squat down to her with Theron still throwing his arms and legs around while on Viz’s shoulders!! AND THE VISUAL PROPHET BLOWS A KISS TO MINERVA!! Remember, it was Team Dynasty that invaded Minerva’s match last week on Voltage! Viz is trying to get into her head right now, as he stands all the way back up with Theron still on his shoulders!!

Jake Mercer: Minerva finally rises to her feet and.. AIR BAE!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET SPINS WITH THERON ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND THERON’S BOOT ACTUALLY HITS MINERVA RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!! Minerva backs into the corner and up against the turnbuckles!!!

Stew-O: But that isn’t stopping Viz from coming after her too, as he is using Theron’s body like a propeller and makes his way towards her!!!

Flannery McCoy: OH A BOOT TO THE FACE!!! ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!!! FIVE!! SIX!! SEVEN!!! EIGHT!! NINE!!! TEN ROTATIONS BY THE VISUAL PROPHET, AS HE JUST HAD THERON SPINNING AND HITTING MINERVA IN THE FACE WITH HIS BOOT TEN TIMES!!!

Stew-O: You can obviously tell that Theron is dizzy right now and a little light headed, because he isn’t moving his arms and legs around at all anymore!! Viz backs away from the corner, and gets his hands under Theron’s shoulder and leg.. And.. VIZ EFFORTLESSLY MILITARY PRESSES THERON IN THE AIR!!! And tosses him right back behind him, as Theron crashes down onto the canvas of the ring!!

Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet now makes his way back over to Minerva who looks pretty beat up after getting kicked in the face by Theron so many times. Viz grabs Minerva, and lifts her up onto the top turnbuckle. Viz now turns around and grabs Theron who is still really dizzy, and lifts him up to his feet. What does Viz have in mind now? He lowers his shoulders, and.. HE GETS THERON ONTO HIS SHOULDERS ONCE AGAIN!!!

Stew-O: Viz now walks over to the corner that Minerva is sitting on. And.. HE GETS LOW TO GRAB HER AND SET HER ON TOP OF THERON!!! VIZ NOW HAS BOTH OPPONENTS ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! HE’S NOT GOING TO DO IT!!! DOUBLE AIR BAE!!!!! NO!!! MINERVA!!! LOOK, SHE GRABBED A HOLD OF ONE OF THE TOP SIDE ROPES!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET ISN’T SPINNING!! HE’S TRYING TO TURN HARD, BUT BECAUSE OF THE ADDED WEIGHT, AND MINERVA GRABBING THE ROPES, HE CAN’T SPIN!!!

Flannery McCoy: Minerva manages to pull herself off!!! Minerva gets to her feet inside the ring, as Viz begins SPINNING WITH THERON STILL ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! ONE!!!! TW-

Jake Mercer: DEVIL’S TOUCH SUPER KICK INTO THE SPINNING HEAD OF THERON NIKOLAS!!

Stew-O: Viz continues to spin.. BUT MINERVA WITH ANOTHER DEVIL’S TOUCH THIS TIME TO THE CHIN OF VIZ, AND VIZ FALLS BACK INTO A SEATED POSITION THEN DOWN TO HIS BACK WITH THERON UNCONSCIOUSLY ON TOP OF HIM!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWW-

Flannery McCoy: AND MINERVA BREAKS UP THE PIN!!

Jake Mercer: It’s a good thing that she noticed that pin!! Minerva quickly grabs Theron by the legs and pulls him off of Prophet. The Black Rose now stops down onto Viz’s chest, then drops her knee down onto his right arm! Minerva then turns Viz over and onto his stomach, as she double chicken wings both of his arms and.. THE FLIPS OVER INTO A BRIDGE!!! OWL OF MINERVA!!! HOOT HOOT HOOT!!!

Flannery McCoy: Why are you Hooting?

Jake Mercer: That’s what Owls say. Trust me, I’ve been to Hooters with Gavin enough to know.

Stew-O: Well, Viz is definitely in pain right now, as Minerva has him awkwardly stretched while having his face pressed up against the mat. Normally someone as strong as Viz can break through a submission due to his pure strength, but because of the angle, and the type of leverage Minerva has on Viz, he can’t break out of this one!! Minerva has her Owl of Minerva locked in tight!! AND VIZ SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN!! WHY IS HE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN!! WHAT JUST HAPPEN-

Jake Mercer: MINERVA JUST BIT INTO VISUAL PROPHET!!! SHE JUST DUG HER TEETH INTO THE ARM OF THE VISUAL PROPHET, AND NOW HE IS BLEEDING!!

Stew-O: There are no disqualifications in triple threats, so Minerva is getting away with it here! Viz may have to tap out!! Minerva has her teeth clamped down onto Viz’s arm, and he can’t break away from this Owl of Minerva submission hold!!! I think-

Flannery McCoy: 6 STAR FROG SPLASH!!! Theron Nikolas just leaped off of the top turnbuckle, and landed his 6 Star Frog splash right down onto Minerva and Visual Prophet!! That Frog Splash forced Minerva to release her submission hold on Viz, and now Theron turns Prophet over and goes for the pin!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHH-

Jake Mercer: KICKOUT BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!

Stew-O: Theron quickly makes his way over to Minerva and covers her for the pin!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THHHHHHHHH-

Flannery McCoy: AND THERE’S THE KICKOUT BY MINERVA!!

Stew-O: Theron Nikolas now rises up to his feet, and stomps down onto the head of Minerva! Theron then grabs Minerva by the wrists, and gets a good grip on them.. And.. THERON BEGINS STOMPING DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF MINERVA REPEATEDLY!!! THREE!!! FOUR!!! FIVE!! SIX!! SEVEN STOMPS DOWN ONTO MINERVA’S HEAD BEFORE THERON TOSSES MINERVA’S ARMS DOWN, THEN WALKS OVER HER TO MAKE HIS WAY TO PROPHET!!

Flannery McCoy: Viz stomps down onto Viz’s stomach, then kicks him over so that Viz is face down. Theron now stands over Viz, and grabs him by the wrists. Theron gets Viz up into a kneeling position while holding onto his wrists from behind him and.. DIVINE SUNDERER!! THE INVERTED KAMIGOYE CONNECTS!!! Viz drops down to the canvas of the ring!!

Stew-O: Wow, that was a powerful move! He literally pulled Viz right into his knee strike, and now he has both of his opponents down. It doesn’t seem like Theron wants to go for a pin right now though, and instead wants to apply more punishment. Theron now walks over to Minerva, and mounts on top of her, while trapping her arms underneath his legs!! What does he plan on.. OH HE’S DELIVERING ELBOW STRIKES DOWN ONTO MINERVA’S HEAD, AND SHE CAN’T DEFEND HERSELF BECAUSE HER ARMS ARE TRAPPED UNDERNEATH HIS LEGS!!! FIVE!! SIX!! SEVEN!! EIGHT!! NINE!! TEN!! ELEVEN!! TWELVE ELBOW STRIKES BY THERON!!

Flannery McCoy: Nikolas gets back to his feet, then stomps down onto Minerva’s body before making his way back over to Visual Prophet!! Theron kicks Viz over as Viz rolls over to his back. Theron now traps Viz’s arms the same way that he did to Miner-

Stew-O: NO!! VIZ IS ABLE TO GRIP THERON’S LEGS, AND SIT UP!! Viz is now up to his feet with Theron in a powerbomb like position!! The only thing that’s different is that Theron’s shins are pressed against Viz’s chest as opposed to his legs being over the shoulders! But Viz has a tight grip on Theron!! Theron is throwing right and left hand punches towards the top of Viz’s head, and he’s definitely causing some damage.. BUT VIZ DROPS DOWN INTO SITOUT POWERBOMB!!! THAT ONE DEFINITELY RATTLED THE RING!!! PROPHE FOR THE PIN!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEE-

Jake Mercer: NO!!! THERON NIKOLAS KICKS OUT!!!

Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet gets back up to his feet and looks more determined than ever. Remember, he was told by StarrStan that if he gave his best effort towards this War Games match, then he will be rewarded that EAW World Heavyweight Championship match that he has been waiting for all season!! This match right here is a part of that, since it sets the tone for this week of Territorial Invasion Previews for that War Games match!!

Stew-O: Viz reaches down and grabs Theron Nikolas. He brings him up to his feet, then connects with a strong knee strike to the body of Theron!! Viz now with a forearm shot, as he gets Theron back against the ropes! Viz now grabs Theron by the wrist, then whips him hard towards the ropes at the other end!! Theron rebounds off of the ropes and back towards Viz.. SPINEBUSTER!!! IT CONNECTS, AS VIZ SLAMS THERON RIGHT DOWN INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!

Flannery McCoy: Meanwhile, at the other end of the ring, it’s Minerva who is using the ropes to help get herself up to her feet. Viz sees this, and begins to make his way towards her. Viz now grabs-

Stew-O: THE DARK!! BLACK MIST GETS SPIT INTO THE EYES OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!! Viz is in so much pain, as that black mist is stinging his eyes!! He turns around and bumps into Theron Nikolas who has gotten to his hands and knees. Theron reaches up, grabs Viz by the tights, and pulls himself up to his feet. Meanwhile, Viz is freaking out and whipping the black mist from out of his eyes.. His eyes are clear!! He can see!!

Jake Mercer: BUT THERON NIKOLAS SPITS RED MIST STRAIGHT INTO THE EYES OF VISUAL PROPHET NOW!!

Stew-O: FROM BEHIND!! IT’S MINERVA!! KICK TO THE BACK OF VIZ’S KNEE BY MINERVA, AS VIZ DROPS TO HIS RIGHT KNEE!! Minerva locks in an inverted facelock.. She lifts her leg and swings it over.. PARADISE LOST!! THE INVERTED FACELOCK LEG DROP CONNECTS, AS VIZ’S HEAD SMACKS AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!

Flannery McCoy: Minerva slowly beginning to rise back up to her feet, knowing that she needs to make sure that Viz is kept down on the mat. Minerva runs to the ropes and back while Viz uses the barricade as a crutch to get back up! BEFORE LEAPING THROUGH THE ROPES AND GOING FOR A TOPE SUICIDA TO TAKE  DOWN THE VISUAL PROPHET AT RINGSIDE!

Jake Mercer: THERON! THERON COMES IN AND COMPLETELY TEARS MINERVA IN HALF WITH A BRUTAL SPEAR! Minerva is laid out on the mat while Theron gets back up to his feet, sticking back his wet, black hair and getting loose strands out of his face while he has the chance. Theron falls back against the ropes, taking his time and making sure that he catches his breath. Minerva is completely stunned, but trying her best to get back up to her feet, coughing and trying to gasp for air, but I don’t think she sees Theron lying in wait. THERON LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BIG TO FINISH THIS!

Stew-O: BUT IT’S VIZ THAT COMES IN AND GRABS THE LEG OF THERON BEFORE PULLING HIM OUT OF THE RING! Theron is abruptly taken by surprise, trying to fight back with multiple shots towards the head of Viz while he can! BUT IT’S VIZ THAT MANAGES TO GRAB HIM AND SLAM HIM SPINE FIRST AGAINST THE BARRICADE! Theron giving a scream of pain while Viz grabs him by the arm and brings him up to his feet, BEFORE LOOKING TO TOSS HIM INTO THE RINGPOST THIS TIME!

OONNEE!!

TTWWOO!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT THERON DUCKS UNDER LEAVING VIZ TO RUN FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST INSTEAD! Viz tumbles down to the ground, giving Theron a moment to recuperate while he has the chance. Theron grabbing Viz and heaving him up to his feet, BEFORE SLAMMING HIS FACE DOWN ON TOP OF OUR ANNOUNCERS DESK!

TTHHRRRREEEE!! 

FFOOUURR!!

Jake Mercer: He’s prying Viz off now, beginning to tear off the front plate of our table, and you can tell that it isn’t looking good for Viz at the moment. Theron once again grabbing him by his head, heaving him up onto the announcers table! Theron now is beginning to climb up to join him, slowly beginning to bring him back up to his feet with as much energy that he had left inside of him. Could Theron be possibly going in for the kill?!

FFIIVVEE!!

Stew-O: GOD’S REQUIEM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!

CRASH!

SSIIXX!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT VIZ LIFTS HIM OVER HIS HEAD AND SENDS HIM FLYING WITH A BACK BODY DROP SENDING THERON NIKOLAS INTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER’S TABLE! THERON IS DOWN AND OUT!

(Theron is completely laid out, out like a light. Viz is heavily exasperated, but still managing to push through somehow. He brings himself up to his feet, trying his best and propping himself up to a knee, he gets back up to his feet while the crowd rallies behind the captain for Team Dynasty. He then turns to the ring before…)

Jake Mercer: MINERVA WAS LYING IN WAIT AT RINGSIDE AS SHE JUMPS ONTO THE APRON AND USES IT AS A SPRINGBOARD TO LEAP OFF AND TAKE THE VISUAL PROPHET DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BRUTAL MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE!

SSEEVVEENN!!

(Minerva clearly seems to be out of breath, with a disheveled expression on her face, she hears the referee continue to count down. She grabs onto the apron, trying to help herself up, but she’s took too much of a toll in this match to get up quickly.)

EEIIGGHHTT!!

Stew-O: Minerva looks to slide into the ring, but Viz is not far behind! The most he can do at the moment is grab Minerva by the legs and pull her back down with him before she can win! Viz is grabbing at the air while Minerva tries to get back up to her feet…

NNIINNEE!!

Flannery McCoy: MINERVA SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING WHILE VIZ MAKES A HUGE LUNGE FORWARD! WHO WILL MAKE IT?!

TTEENN!!

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(DING! DING! DING!)

Jake Mercer: MINERVA MAKES IT INTO THE RING JUST IN TIME! BUT THE REFEREE RUNG THE BELL BEFORE HE COULD SEE HER FELLOW NEW EDEN COHORTS, DRAKE KING AND MYLES INTERFERE AND TAKE DOWN VIZ BEFORE HE WAS ABLE TO SAVE THE MATCH!

Stew-O: NEW EDEN IS COMPLETELY EVISCERATING THE DYNASTY TEAM CAPTAIN AT THE MOMENT! BUT HIS SAVING GRACE MIGHT HAVE JUST ARRIVED RIGHT NOW! IT’S SOSA AND ANDRE QUICKLY MAKING THEIR WAY OUT OF THE BACKSTAGE AREA AND RUNNING DOWN TO THE MAT! THEY’RE LOOKING TO SAVE VIZ FROM ANY SORT OF HARM! BUT HAS THE DAMAGE ALREADY BEEN DONE!

Flannery McCoy: BUT LOOK WHO JUST JUMPED THE BARRICADE! IMPACT AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ARE HERE TO JOIN THE BATTLE! THERON IS BEGINNING TO GET HIS BEARINGS, BUT HE REALIZES WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE! TEAM DYNASTY AND TEAM SHOWDOWN CLASH WHILE NEW EDEN KEEP THEIR COLLECTIVE DISTANCE, DRAKE AND MYLES CIRCLING AROUND THE RING WHILE MINERVA IS STILL KNEELING AT THE CENTER OF THE RING! THIS IS ALL OUT CARNAGE! THE PREVIEW OF STADIUM STAMPEDE IS OFFICIALLY IN FULL SWING!

Jake Mercer: TEAM SHOWDOWN IS UNITED IN ARMS FENDING OFF BOTH ANDRE AND SOSA IN THEIR HOME TURF! THE PROBLEM IS, TEAM DYNASTY IS OUTNUMBERED! AS MUCH AS I LOVE OUR TEAM, I DON’T THINK THEY STAND A CHANCE IN A 2-ON-3 SCENARIO AT THE MOMENT!

(Andre and SOSA are completely cornered against the barricade, trying to fend off Team Showdown, but ultimately, it seems to be too overwhelming for the two of them. Impact, LC, and Theron manage to get the better of the two of them; tossing them over the barricade for good measure and making sure they’re a nonfactor in the conclusion of this brawl. They then begin to turn their attention to Minerva in the ring, who is helping herself up using the ropes, realizing the danger that she finds herself in.)

Stew-O: TEAM SHOWDOWN SLIDES INTO THE RING TO ATTACK MINERVA! BUT MINERVA DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING FALLING INTO THE ARMS OF HER FELLOW NEW EDEN MEMBERS! HEAR THE CROWD BOOING RIGHT NOW! NEW EDEN HAVE ESCAPED HARM’S WAY! BUT TEAM SHOWDOWN MANAGES TO STAND ON TOP!

(New Eden begin to retreat up the ramp, staring a hole at the three Showdown Elitists inside the ring. Impact, LC, and Theron seem ready for a fight; but that is not the intentions of Drake, Myles, and Minerva. The last shot is the staredown between Team Showdown and Team Voltage, while Dynasty begins to come to a close.)

(EAW logo buzzes.)

(EAW intro plays.)

(A recap of last week’s episode of Friday Night Dynasty as always, starts the show: The show starts with Ximena Velasquez coming out to the stage, solidifying her presence at Territorial Invasion and sending a warning to her official opponent that will be defending their Universal Women’s Championship, Ms. Extreme. Ms. Extreme then comes out and acknowledges her, but says that despite everything, she has never faced someone like her. Ximena decides to put this to the test, challenging her to face an opponent of her choosing the following week. Ms. Extreme, of course, accepts; contingent on the condition that she gets to choose an opponent for Ximena also, which she agrees to. The first match of the night is underway, seeing Solomon Stane go up against Johnny Andrews. After an intense match, in the end it’s Johnny that stands tall, persevering even when Solomon tried to cheat using two bodyguards. Bronson Daniels comes out and takes the time to talk about Andre Walker and everything that he’s been saying towards him. He plans for things to be different instead of what happened last year and ensures that he’s going to be the one to come out on top. Andre then comes out along with Albert Hitchman to say his piece, telling him the facts and it’s that he’s just so much better than he is. But to the surprise of many, The Visual Prophet comes out to the stage. He tells them that Andre is going to be occupied at Territorial Invasion, because he’s revealed to be the second person confirmed for Team Dynasty in the 3-on-3-on-3 match! Lisa Wren and Kensi are in action this week against two debuting competitors in the form of Black Shamrock and Seth Osiris. In a brutal back and forth match, in the end it’s Kensi and Lisa that come out on top, victorious. Harlow Reichert and Xavier Williams are then being interviewed by Michael Belfort, talking about their concerns for the lack of interest when it comes to StarrStan and the tag team division. They talk about the interest that Captain Charisma has to pick names to challenge for their titles at Territorial Invasion, and say they’ll be keeping a close eye on Voltage when it comes down to it. Xander Payne then comes out and gives a rundown on his reign so far, talking about what’s happened and how everyone that he’s beaten has been current and future Hall of Famers. The names continue to rack up with people that he’s beaten, and then inputs Andrea Valentine into the list. It causes Andrea to come out while both of them have a back and forth in words, Andrea tells Xander to keep downplaying her, he’ll see just how much of a threat she is once she beats two former World Champions later in the night. Domino Stone then has an interview where she talks about how much of a hot commodity that she’s been, before she’s interrupted by Sierra. Both of them have an argument which is joined by Lisa and Kensi who overhear them; all being watched by StarrStan who lurks in deep thought. Sierra then has a match with Domino where Domino seems to be inches away from winning, but in the end she catches the eye of Ximena, getting distracted long enough for Sierra to steal the victory. Backstage, Domino confronts Sierra and tells her without Ximena, she wouldn’t even be close to a victory. Before things could escalate though, it’s Starr that comes in and says that both of them should meet them in the ring next week for a proposition, instead of going against one another, working with one another. Bronson Daniels is then once again seen backstage, looking frustrated, before he’s stopped by none other than Jack Ripley. He says that he needs people heading into Brand Warfare who are motivated and driven, and Bronson fits the mold. Bronson is reluctant at first, but accepts and joins Jack’s team. Jack then finds himself in in-ring competition against Jonny Airhart, where after a hard-hitting bout, it’s Jack that ends out coming out on top. And in the main event, The Visual Prophet and SOSA Henderson go up against the team of Andrea Valentine and Xander Payne. After a few major miscommunications by the World Heavyweight Champion and the challenger, it’s Viz and SOSA that manage to come out on top, ending the recap from there.)

(Friday Night Dynasty then begins to open up tonight in the Amway Center located in Orlando, Florida. The Orlando crowd is going wild for the show to get underway, and their prayers are answered when ‘2nd Sucks’ by A Day To Remember blares through the speakers of the arena to the thunderous cheers from the crowd as we see none other than Dynasty General Manager, StarrStan making his way down the ramp and to the ring in a tailored suit and matching dress shoes as he holds an EAW Microphone in his hands. Following him are a dozen bodyguards with stoic looks on his face while Starr waves around. While Starr makes his entrance, the team of Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer begin to speak.)

Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, we are back with Friday Night Dynasty here in the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida!!! Tonight is going to feature some incredible matches such as Interwire Champion, Bronson Daniels and Brand Warfare Team Captain, Jack Ripley in the main event going up against the team of Andre Walker, and Team Dynasty Captain, The Visual Prophet in a highly anticipated tag team matchup!

Flannery McCoy: Not only that, but the EAW Universal Women’s Champion has made her way from Voltage to Dynasty tonight as Ms. Extreme goes up against the opponent that Ximena Velasquez chose for her the prior week, in the form of her sister-in-arms, Sierra.

Stew-O: Indeed, the number one contender for The Universal Women’s Championship, Ximena Velasquez chose Sierra to be Ms. Extreme’s opponent for tonight… And on Sunday it will be Ximena facing off against Ms. Extreme’s choice of Donovan Duke!!!

Jake Mercer: I’m excited to watch Sierra represent Dynasty as she gives a World Champion from another brand an L tonight! This is going to be a great night to be a Dynasty fan!!

Flannery McCoy: I normally don’t agree with you, Jake, but you are absolutely right! Tonight should be an incredible Dynasty!

Stew-O: But it looks like we’re starting off with StarrStan, as he has something important to say before we get into any of the action. Security Guards surround the ring, so you know this is something huge!!

(The crowd continues to go wild for the opening of Dynasty, as StarrStan looks up to this screaming crowd and smiles. He enjoys how loud it is inside of the Amway Center Arena for his brand especially when Territorial Invasion is right around the corner. StarrStan raises the microphone up to his lips, as the crowd quiets down to hear his announcement.)

StarrStan: Thank you everyone for your support tonight for Dynasty. I know each and every one of you is looking forward to the show, and we’ll get right to it, but before anything happens, I want to speak about some events that happened last week that really caught my attention. As you all know, Dynasty is filled with a tremendous amount of talent.. One of those talents happens to be none other than the rookie, Domino Stone. Last week, Michael Belfort gave her the floor, as he interviewed Domino about what she’s been wanting to say, and based on her words, it’s clear that she views herself as one of the baddest Elitists that we have here on Friday Nights and that she believes that she will find herself with championship gold soon. The Bone Collector has surely made a huge impression here on Dynasty since making her debut, and her claim isn’t out of the question, but the confidence that radiated out of her interview didn’t sit well with the veteran, Sierra.

(The crowd gives a mixed reaction after hearing Sierra’s name. After what happened last week during her match against Domino Stone, a majority of fans choose to boo The Queen.)

StarrStan: Yeah, Sierra definitely didn’t like what she heard when Domino Stone was talking about steamrolling her in their match that would follow this interview, so she interrupted it and told Domino she’s nothing special, and that she deserved to be up against better competition. Before Domino could respond, it was Lisa Wren and Kensi who came into the frame after hearing what Sierra had to say. Kensi and Lisa both feel that if anyone deserves an opportunity for championship gold and elite competition, that it’s them, and that everyone else should wait their turn in line. However, Sierra had something to say about that, as she’s tired of being stepped over by people she feels she is better than. All four of these women continued to argue about who deserves an opportunity, and as the General Manager of Dynasty, it brings a smile to my face to see how determined my Elitists are here on Friday Nights.

StarrStan: Yes, as a General Manager, this is definitely a problem that I’d love to have. The competitive tension between all of the members of my roster, as they try to do what they can to take their talents and their careers to the next level is something I love to see, and I took note of what took place between those four.. However, things started to escalate after Sierra pinned Stone following an altercation that happened between Domino Stone and Ximena Valesquez at ringside during the match. What happened in the ring nearly hit a boiling point backstage as the two went back and forth about what happened in the ring, but luckily I was there to calm everyone down for a brief moment. I told them that I have a proposal for them if they didn’t kill each other backstage last week, and that I’d explain in full right here, tonight, in Orlando, Florida!! So Domino Stone and Sierra.. Make your way down to the ring!!

(The camera pans over to the top of the stage where we see both Domino Stone and Sierra stepping out onto the stage with EAW Microphones in their hands. The crowd gives a loud reaction, as StarrStan keeps a huge smile on his face upon their arrival. Both Stone and Sierra walk down the ramp with their arms crossed, as they stare at the other with a mean look on their faces. They look as if they want to rip the other apart right here and right now, but they both understand that StarrStan has this proposal for them, and don’t want to ruin any opportunity that could come their way. The two Elitists make it to the ring, step inside, and wait for StarrStan to speak.)

StarrStan: Ladies!! It’s wonderful to have you here tonight. How are you two doing?

Domino Stone: It’s great! I’m glad to be out here tonight, especially with my best friend… Sierra! We listened to what you had to say and of course we backed off from one another, but that’s just what friends do!

StarrStan: Well-

Sierra: When will you shut up?! I am not your best friend in the slightest and I don’t know why you keep going on about this. You lost, I won, there’s nothing deep about it. Why couldn’t you just accept the loss like any normal human being?

Domino Stone: Aww, look who’s mad? Sierra is trying to call the shots! You’re lucky that I like you, or else all the bones in your body would be absolutely crushed by now! So quiet down honey, or I’ll have to break those teeth of yours along with that heart.

Sierra: You should break your own teeth and shut your mouth.. Maybe you would have won that match against me if that was the case.. Doubtful, but it definitely was that mouth of yours that screwed you over when you took your eyes off of me..

Domino Stone: Alright, you’re asking for it!

(Domino Stone and Sierra begin to step up to one another, but StarrStan gets between them. The camera pans out a little bit, as we can see that the security guards have all climbed up onto the apron in response to the sudden actions of Domino Stone and Sierra.)

StarrStan: Ladies!! Ladies!! Chill out right now.

(Domino Stone and Sierra both take a step back, as they turn their heads and see the security guards ready to take action. The tension between them both is still there, as they look at the other with dagger eyes. However, now it seems like they are done speaking towards one another and would rather listen to what StarrStan has to say.)

StarrStan: Thank you for cooperating.. Now onto that proposition. Like I said last week, all I need for you two to do is team up with one another.

Domino Stone: How the hell is that going to solve ANYTHING?

Sierra: Yeah, that just sounds ridiculous if you ask me..

StarrStan: Let me finish.. The reason I want you two to team up is because of this massive announcement. You see, I didn’t want to leave anyone in the dust when it came to total brand warfare. So me and my good friend, Captain Charisma, came up with a plan that could very well involve you too. At Clash of Kingdoms 2, Sierra and Domino Stone will be the first two contestants confirmed in a DYNASTY VERSUS VOLTAGE WOMEN’S DIVIDE AND CONQUER MATCH!

(The crowd goes wild for the announcement. Meanwhile, the mood from Domino Stone and Sierra shifts as they have a look of interest on their faces.)

StarrStan: That’s right. I want the both of you to compete in the Divide & Conquer Match. I heard what you had to say last week and how you deserved certain opportunities. Those words didn’t fall on deaf ears. I was right around the corner from your little argument and heard what I needed to hear. If you don’t remember, the last time we had the Divide & Conquer was back in 2019 where it became an impromptu New Breed Championship match that featured the likes of Darcy May Morgan, Jake Smith, and the eventual winner and New Breed Champion, Jenny Cien. Now I’m not saying that the New Breed Championship will be on the line, but if either of you were to come out on top as the sole survivor of the Divide & Conquer match, you can best believe that an opportunity will be awarded by yours truly. If you wish to let out a little frustration on each other and prove who truly is the better Elitist, then outlast everyone until you both are the final two and fight for that opportunity. Everyone wins. You get the opportunity.. And I don’t have to deal with the drama of an Elitist saying they didn’t get their shot.. I also get to show why Dynasty has the best talent in all of EAW so that’s a plus. So what do you say?

Domino Stone: I mean.. :notbad:

Sierra: I can’t argue with that offer..

StarrStan: Good!! More individuals will be announced as we head closer to Clash of Kingdoms, so be ready.. BUT if either of you lay even a finger on the other, then you can kiss your Divide & Conquer spot goodbye and someone can take your place.. Is that clear?

Domino Stone: Yeah..

Sierra: I’ll save it for when I beat you again in the match and stake my claim as the best in the women’s division, easy work.

(Domino Stone and Sierra once again lock eyes, as the tension rises in the ring. The security guards get closer to the ring, as they watch the action closely. The fans cheer loudly for the announcement, as the camera begins to pan away from the two determined Elitists staring at one another in the ring. After a moment, ‘Sacrifice’ by By Bebe Rexha hits, as the crowd instantly erupts into a mixed reaction. Domino Stone, Sierra, the security guards, and StarrStan all turn their heads towards the stage, as Kensi and Lisa Wren step out onto the stage with microphones in their hands. They stay at the top of the stage and begin to speak.)

Kensi: That was nice and all, but what about us?

Lisa Wren: We’re not normally the ones to complain about certain things that go on with this brand, but where are we anywhere in that proposition of yours?

Kensi: Yeah, you said it yourself. We were right there in that same argument with Sierra and Stone. I get that we weren’t a part of the drama that happened afterwards, but we deserve this opportunity more than they do. In my opinion, that seems to be a little unfair. 

Lisa Wren: Yeah, we were there. You can’t just forget about us. 

(StarrStan is seen scratching his bald head with an embarrassed look on his face as if he totally forgot.)

StarrStan: Ladies, it’s not that serious. You see, none of you like to let me finish. I was just about to inform everyone that the two other people confirmed in the match at Clash of Kingdoms… IS LISA WREN AND KENSI!

(The crowd begins to cheer for the announcement, while both Lisa and Kensi look towards one another with satisfied looks on their faces before turning to the stage. That positive expression then begins to grow sour as Kensi begins to speak.)

Kensi: :mjpls: Then why weren’t we called out to the ring like they were? You don’t have to lie Starr, we weren’t even a thought in your head when it came to this match. Even when we were involved in the little back and forth jabs last week, you didn’t pay attention to us and decided to capitalize on Sierra and Domino, so funny.

Lisa Wren: Yeah, that makes no sense to me either, Stripperella has a point. You got something to tell us, like the fact that we’re an afterthought on your own brand… mayo mutant?

(The embarrassed look on StarrStan’s face grows even more as he begins to scratch his bald head even harder.)

StarrStan: Umm.. Well-

(StarrStan looks at an imaginary watch on his forearms, then sets his arm back down.)

StarrStan: Would you look at that! We’ve spent too much time speaking about the Divide & Conquer Match. It’s best that we get on with the show!

(Both Lisa and Kensi look at one another and roll their eyes. It’s clear that they’re unhappy about it, but regardless they still got their match and are satisfied. ‘2nd Sucks’ once again blasts through the speakers while both Lisa and Kensi look back at the ring. Both Sierra and Domino have matching looks of disgruntled faces while they look towards the ramp. Even if that’s the case, they realize that they both have to work together to succeed. Sierra shakes her head while she leaves the ring, Domino just staring intently towards the two of them, while Dynasty then fades out to its first commercial break of the night from there.)

(A commercial is shown for Saturday Night Showdown featuring the Answers World Champion, King Kass going up against Charlie Marr. A man by the name of “Happy Malosi” interrupts the interview, but is immediately taken out as the broadcast continues.)

(‘Bow Down’ by I Prevail starts playing through the speakers, while the camera shows Seth Osiris stepping onto the stage with a serious expression on his face, gaining a mixed reaction from the crowd. He continues his way down the ramp, making his way to the ring.)

Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Stephie Love: ONE FALL!

Stephie Love: Making his way to the ring, from Swamps of Louisiana, weighing in at two hundred and twelve pounds… SETTTHHHHHH OSSSSIIIIRRRRRISSSSSS!!!! 

Flannery McCoy: Here comes Seth Osiris, the man who just came back a week ago. His return match didn’t go as planned for him, but he has the chance of bouncing back from that loss to Kensi and Lisa Wren alongside Black Shamrock in tag team action.

Stew-O: But to do that, he has to beat the debuting star, Khorri Daniels. We know that this is her debut in the ring, but who knows if she might pose a challenge to someone who’s dead set dead set redemption this week.

Jake Mercer: I doubt it, don’t you see him?! He looks like a fifty-year-old grandfather! I just don’t see him winning and I’ll be coming back to this when the decrepit senior ends up falling short.

Flannery McCoy: :comeagain:

(‘Everywhere’ by Chloe X Halle replaces ‘Bow Down’, as Khorri Daniels makes her debut approaching the stage with a smile on her face, crowd gains her with a loud mixed reaction. She poses on the stage while pyro shoots out from the stage, before she continues walking down the ramp and making her way to the ring.)

Stephie Love: Making her way to the ring, from Chicago Illinois, weighing in at one hundred and fifteen pounds… ‘THE MOMENT,’ KHORRRRRIIIII DAAANNNNIEELLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!! 

Jake Mercer: And now comes the debuting Khorri Daniels, it’s clear that she’s more than ready for her debut match tonight, focused and motivated she knows what she has to do and how to accomplish it as well.

Flannery McCoy: We will see now if she will be able to beat Seth Osiris and win her debut match, or if Seth Osiris will regain the momentum after his loss last week. This match is completely unpredictable, but I can’t wait!

Stew-O: It’s clear on her face how ready she is, and that’s all what matters! 

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here is the bell, we are now underway. Khorri Daniels runs at Seth Osiris connecting with a Clothesline! Khorri starts climbing the top rope, as Seth is trying to get back up using the ropes. KHORRI WITH A DIVING FRONT DROPKICK!

Flannery McCoy: And now Khorri with an early cover!

Referee: ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWOOOOOO-

Jake Mercer: Seth with a quick kick out. Khorri immediately starts getting him in a Cross Armbar position, and she locks it in! Seth Osiris is in pain trying to free himself but he can’t, as Khorri is locking it in not allowing him to move! 

Flannery McCoy: BUT SETH LIFTS KHORRI UP, WHILE IT’S LOCKED IN, CONNECTING WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! INTO THE COVER!

Referee: ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 

TWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Stew-O: Khorri with a kick out. Seth gets up, as he starts picking up Khorri- BUT KHORRI SUDDENLY WITH A FOREARM SMASH! Seth holds his nose in pain, as he backs off rebounding. He runs at Khorri attempting a Clothesline, but Khorri ducks underneath, as she runs towards the opposite ropes Seth is running towards. SETH SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES AS HE CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! THE SPRINGBOARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO KHORRI!!!

Jake Mercer: Seth starts getting up Khorri. He Irish Whips her into the ropes, Khorri rebounds, Seth connects with a Flapjack! Khorri lands on her face, she is holding it so hurt. Seth grabs the downded Khorri Daniels in the middle of the ring by her hands, Seth starts climbing the top rope… ELBOW DROP TO KHORRI!! OSIRIS WITH A COVER! 

Referee:

ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 

TWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 

THHRRRREEEEEE-

Flannery McCoy: Khorri gets the shoulder up! The angry expression is clear on Seth Osiris’ face. Seth gets Khorri up to her feet, he tries to get her in a Reverse DDT position- No! Khorri elbows his nose hard, Seth holds his nose in pain, BEFORE KHORRI CAN CONNECT WITH A SIT-OUT FACEBUSTER!! SHE IMMEDIATELY FLIPS OVER SETH AND LOCKS A CROSSFACE! SETH TRIES TO GRAB HER HANDS, BUT FAILS AS SHE DOES NOT ALLOW HIM TO DO SO! SETH CAN’T DO ANYTHING AT THE MOMENT. He tries to elbow Khorri’s face but she moves her head away but still has it in! BUT SETH CRAWLS TO THE ROPES AS HE GRABS IT!!!

Stew-O: Khorri releases the hold, as Seth is holding his face looking tired. Khorri gets him up, she throws him outside the ring. She wastes no time after seeing him starting to get up using the announcing table, as she rebounds… SUICIDE DIVE TO SETH!! THE SUICIDE DIVE TO OSIRIS CONNECTS AS HE THEN HITS THE ANNOUNCING TABLE!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!

Jake Mercer: Khorri gets back up to her feet as she starts picking up Seth, she Irish Whips him into the ring post powerfully! Seth holds his face so hurt. Khorri grabs him, she throws him in the ring.

Referee: SIX! SEVEN! 

Jake Mercer: She slides in.

Flannery McCoy: BUT SETH RUNS AT HER WITH A CLOTHESLINE- SHE DUCKS UNDERNEATH, SHE QUICKLY JUMPS ON THE ROPES SPRINGBOARDING AS SETH TURNS… TORNADO DDT TO SETH! IT CONNECTS! KHORRI COVERS SETH!!

Referee:

ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 

TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 

THHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE-

Stew-O: And Seth with a kick out! Khorri gets Seth up, Snap Suplex- NO! SETH OSIRIS TURNS THE TABLES AND USES KHORRI’S MOMENTUM AGAINST HER!!!! HE KNEES KHORRI’S HEAD HARDLY! Khorri puts him down to his feet again, Seth punches her so hard, as she rebounds running towards Seth, OSIRIS CONNECT WITH THE TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!!

Jake Mercer: Seth starts climbing the top rope, he waits for Khorri to get up. Khorri does not get up as Seth has an angry expression on his face- Khorri wisely rolls out of the ring while she is down, but she gets back up to her feet using the barricade, as Seth gets off the top rope. BUT HE WASTES NO TIME RUNNING TOWARD THE ROPES REBOUNDING, SUICIDE DIVE TO KHORRI!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! 

Flannery McCoy: Khorri is down, but he is not done yet, as he slides back in the ring. He climbs the top rope going for what he was going for before, Khorri starts getting up to her feet with the help of the barricade, SETH CONNECTS WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE TO KHORRI IN THE OUTSIDE!!

Referee: FIVE! SIX! SEVEN!

Stew-O: Seth gets up, he picks up Khorri by the hair throwing her in, as he slides in. BEFORE KHORRI RUNS AT HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE- NO! SETH DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AS KHORRI TURNS- DISCUS LARIAT BY SETH!! IT CONNECTS!!! SETH WITH THE COVER!!!! 

Referee:

ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 

TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 

THHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 

Jake Mercer: Khorri somehow manages to kick out! Seth is looking completely angry after what just happened. He picks her up, HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES… SETH WITH THE REVERSE TORNADO DDT!! BOTH competitors are down, Seth is catching his breath for some seconds as he gets up slowly. He waits for Khorri to get up, she doesn’t get up as she is down tired holding her head in pain. But Seth wastes no time getting her up, HE GOES FOR A ‘GOD’S GREAT GRIMACE,’ IT CONNECTS!!!! THE PUMPHANDLE SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER CONNECTS!! SETH FALLS ONTO THE COVER!! 

Referee: 

ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! 

TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 

THHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 

Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD! DID KHORRI JUST PUT HER LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE? Seth can’t believe it as he looks so tired and angry. And now Seth goes to the corner, as he starts climbing the top rope. SETH OSIRIS HITS A ‘DEAD AT DAWN!’ THE SHOOTING STAR CUTTER CONNECTS- NO! KHORRI MOVES AWAY, AS SETH LANDS ON HIS STOMACH SO HARD! Khorri gets up fast, she immediately runs at him before he can even get up. KHORRI CONNECTS WITH A KAMIGOYE!!!!! THE ‘ALL THINGS GO’ CONNECTS!!

Stew-O: Khorri is not done yet! She grabs Seth to the middle of the ring, as she gets him up lifting him up, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A FISHERMAN DRIVER!!! THE ‘KONCLUSIONS’ TO SETH!! OSIRIS IS OUT! KHORRI HOOKS THE LEG!! CAN KHORRI FINISH ALL OF THIS AND WIN HER DEBUT MATCH? 

Referee: 

ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 

TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 

THHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! 

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Everywhere’ by Chloe X Halle plays through the speakers once again as Khorri rolls off Seth with a clear smile on her face as she gets up. The Referee holds up her hand, declaring her as the winner. Khorri then makes her way up the top rope, spreading her arms out with a big smirk on her face, celebrating her victory.)

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… KHORRI DANIELS!

Flannery McCoy: Impressive debut victory here tonight by none other than Khorri Daniels! What a match we have seen between these two! In the end only one of them could win and it was the one that was going to go the distance to make sure that it happened.

Jake Mercer: I told you the old head ain’t winning shit! 

Stew-O: Well, he did show up tonight. He gave it everything, but Khorri Daniels was more ready. A bright future is ahead for the debutee, the potential is immense for someone like her.. Congratulations to Khorri Daniels!

(A commercial is shown for The Fast & The Furious 10 starring Xander Payne, where Dom Toretto and the family use him as a balloon to send their cars to the moon.)

(Dynasty then comes back from commercial break as the  camera cuts to Stephie Love standing in the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Sing For The Moment’ by Eminem hits while Johnny Andrews struts out to the stage with a smirk on his face. The crowd showers him with boos while he shakes his head and simply poses at the center of the stage before he then begins to make his way down the ramp and to the ring.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first from Los Angeles, California weighing in at 215 pounds he is “The Guru of Greatness” JOOOOOOHNNNNNNYYYY ANDRRRRRREWSSSSSS!!!!

Stew-O: And here comes Johnny Andrews who’s had an impressive few weeks in EAW so far. Getting off of wins against Griff Warner and Solomon Stane, Johnny seems to be rebounding like no other.

Jake Mercer: HEY HEY HO HO! BLACK SHAMROCK NEEDS TO GO! That song is off his critically acclaimed album, Self-Titled. He’s a great musician by the way.

(‘Written In My Hellfire (Mashup)’ plays up to even louder boos upon seeing Black Shamrock make his way out to the stage with a serious look on his face. He looks intently towards the ring, before beginning to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent from Dublin, Ireland weighing in at 267 pounds he is “The Bad Lad” BLLLLLLLLLLLACK SHAMRRRRRRROCK!!!

Flannery McCoy: Black Shamrock last week didn’t fare well in tag team action against the team of Kensi and Lisa Wren, but now he looks to rebound and get back on track in his second match. He seems ready to kill at this point, the question is, will his opponent survive?

Jake Mercer: Well most of his opponents haven’t. You know back in 1955 in Vietnam he was responsible for massacring and entire vil-

(DING! DING! DING!)

Jake Mercer: I wasn’t fin-

Stew-O: Oh but you were.

Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Black Shamrock and Johnny Andrews lock up in the ring after circling around each other for a moment. No wait Shamrock ducks under the lock up and drives his knee hard into the gut of Johnny! Johnny hit with a clubbing blow to the back from Shamrock and staggers into the corner. Shamrock slams his head into the turnbuckle. Andrews turns around defiantly only to be hit with a series of hard right hands from the big man. Andrews unable to stay on his feet as he drops to his knee in the corner amidst a series of hard blows from Shamrock. Eventually he is on his ass in the corner getting a mudhole stomped in him from this big lad. He is choking him out now with his boot but the referee is having none of that.

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! BREAK IT UP!

Stew-O: Black Shamrock breaks it up and pulls Johnny Andrews out of the corner. He whips him across the ring! LARIATOOOOOOOO!!! No! Johnny ducks beneath and grabs Shamrock from behind taking him down with a Twisting Neckbreaker! Suddenly the tide may be turning as Shamrock trips while standing up falling into the corner and now Andrews getting his revenge! Hammering away relentlessly at Shamrock in the corner. Andrews will not let up and the referee may have to get involved again! Shamrock down as Andrews is stomping away at him repeatedly. He jumps up to the middle rope… SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK INTO THE CORNER!!! Shamrock holding his gut in pain as he staggers out of the corner and falls into the ropes. But Andrews back on him with a hard uppercut nearly sending his opponent up and over the top rope!

Jake Mercer: Johnny Andrews runs the ropes as he comes charging back across with a Running Lariat!!! THis time he gets all of it! LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Black Shamrock sent flipping over the top rope to the outside where he sprawls across the floor. Johnny Andrews not done as he hops up to the apron. Shamrock slowly getting back up….

Flannery McCoy: SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE COMES CRASHING DOWN ON BLACK SHAMROCK ON THE OUTSIDE! WE GOTTA GET A REPLAY ON THAT SPECTACULAR MANEUVER!!!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!!

Stew-O: Both men have become deceased here tonight as they lay on the outside in pain with the referee beginning that count of tens.

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!

Jake Mercer: But both men somehow make it back into the ring before the count of ten! Black Shamrock ducks another Lariat from Johnny Andrews and grabs him from behind using his size and strength to flat out wrestle Andrews to the ground. Headlock is applied as Andrews is trapped grimacing in pain on the mat. Shamrock has taken control of this thing but Andrews will not give up as he is fighting back up to his feet! He hits a series of elbows but Shamrock breaks the Headlock in order to take his head off with a Running Bicycle Kick! Instead of going for the cover he traps his opponent down on the mat once more in that Headlock. Shamrock realizes that he can control this match as long as he keeps Johnny trapped and grounded. But Johnny will not make that easy! He grabs the ropes and the referee forces the break!

Referee: LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Flannery McCoy: Both men back up as Johnny Andrews ducks a Running Big Boot from Black Shamrock. Johnny off the ropes with a Big Boot of his own! But Shamrock easily blocks it holding his leg. Johnny jumps up flipping and kicking Shamrock’s head! Shamrock falls down rolling out of the ring to catch his breath. Johnny runs across the ring… TOPE CON HILOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! He gets all of it! Shamrock driven into the barricade at ringside and he looks to be in much pain after taking that running flying assault from his opponent! Both men down on the outside once again as the referee starts that ten count up again. It would be a shame if this match were to end in a double countout…

Stew-O: Somehow Black Shamrock is the first one to get back up. How did Johnny Andrews manage to hurt himself more than his opponent there? The resilience of Shamrock is commendable for sure! Shamrock pulls Andrews back up and Spears him back first into the turnbuckle pole on the outside his head hitting on the back on the pole. That looked painful! Andrews slams the front of his head into the apron. The hardest part of the ring! He then tosses his opponent back into the ring and goes for the first cover of this match!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Jake Mercer: Kickout by Johnny Andrews! He is holding his head in pain but he is still fighting on! But Black Shamrock now sees a weak spot and begins stomping on the back of Andrews’ head which just was rammed into the metal post on the outside of the ring. Shamrock continues to kick at Andrews who tries to pull himself up on the ropes to little avail. Andrews stumbles across the ring landing on his hands and knees. Shamrock runs out of the corner with a high speed Punt Kick to the skull just absolutely destroying Andrews who has to be knocked unconscious! But Shamrock not actually going for the cover!

Black Shamrock: I AM A FORMER 4DW CHAMPION AND YOU WILL ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: This man Black Shamrock is just showing off and bragging about his credentials outside of EAW! He could have had this match won! Oh now I guess he’s going for the cover…

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Stew-O: But Johnny Andrews kicks out! Black Shamrock has to be regreting that showboating about now… He slams his hands down angrily on the mat as he gets up and begins to stomp on Johnny Andrews’ head once more. NO!

Jake Mercer: Johnny Andrews grabs the leg of Black Shamrock and twists him down into an Ankle Lock out of nowhere!!! Holy shit where did this come from! He has it locked in! Shamrock is about to tap out!!!

Flannery McCoy: Black Shamrock raises his hand in the air an-

Stew-O: He slams his fist down! He won’t tap out! He throws his opponent forward flipping Johnny Andrews across the ring! Black Shamrock is back up!

Jake Mercer: But Johnny Andrews landed on his feet!!!

Flannery McCoy: JOHNNY ANDREWS CONNECTS WITH THE SKULL CRACKER!!! BLACK SHAMROCK BTFO!!! THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Referee: THRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. JOHNNNNNNNYYYYYY ANDRRRRREEWWWWWSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

(‘Sing For The Moment’ by Eminem hits as the crowd begins to boo in response to Johnny Andrews popping up to his feet with a smile on his face. The referee makes his way over and raises his hand in victory while Johnny starts his celebration around the ring.)

Flannery McCoy: Johnny did it! He overcame Black Shamrock and emerged victorious!!!

Stew-O: Black Shamrock put in his best effort and gave it his, but in the end it was Johnny that pulled through and got the victory. Congratulations to Johnny on the victory!

Jake Mercer: NO! BLACK SHAMROCK SHOULD HAVE WON! HE SURVIVED THE IRISH FAMINE AND IS A STRONG MAN! JOHNNY CHEATED!

Flannery McCoy: Nah.

Jake Mercer: :mjcry: !!!

(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring Albert Hitchman attempting the crate challenge but causing an earthquake instead.)

(Dynasty fades to the backstage area where Jack Ripley can be seen in his entrance gear, preparing for his upcoming match. Not long after he would bump into the person he chose for his Brand Warfare team last week, Bronson Daniels, who also is wearing his entrance gear along with the Interwire Championship around his waist.)

Bronson Daniels: Aye man, I’m seeing Voltage and Showdown starting to form their teams, and we’re obviously a bit behind on that so I think this is the right moment to discuss that. 

Jack Ripley: I wouldn’t really worry about that. I know this is my first time being a captain, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know what I’m doing, because I really do. Showdown and Voltage will stack their teams and then I will plan accordingly and match them. We don’t need to rush things.

Bronson Daniels: That’s good to hear. There’s some great talents on Dynasty that we could absolutely recruit for our team, and I’m sure you’ve been looking at everybody.

Jack Ripley: Of course man, there’s many future stars on the roster that we can look towards recruiting and I’ve been looking at each one of them closely. I don’t want to lose the match especially as the team captain, and I’m sure you don’t want to lose either. 

Bronson Daniels: For sure man, after getting slighted over Andre by Viz, I have a chip on my shoulder and I want to bring my absolute best into the match and make Viz regret his decision.

Jack Ripley: Yeah, I certainly agree with you. That situation sucked and I wouldn’t wanna live that embarrassment you had to suffer, but on the bright side it just let me pick you up, and that’s a great opportunity.

(Bronson nods in agreement.)

Bronson Daniels: Speaking of the WarGames situation, I’m sure quite like me, you’re very serious going into this tag match between Team Brand Warfare and Team WarGames. 

Jack Ripley: I share the same feeling. We both need this win not only for us, but also for our team. If we want the Dynasty Brand Warfare team to be legitimized more than ever, then we get this win. Both Viz and especially Andre have had a ton of shit to talk this week and proving them wrong is what we want to do. 

Bronson Daniels: I feel you man, I have my fair share of beef with Andre Walker but he cost you the match that you had won at Operation: Doomsday and if it wasn’t for him and Albert Hitchman right now you would be facing me. We’re both ready for any tricks like that though and we won’t let that senile fatass do that shit. 

(Jack has a grin on his face.)

Jack Ripley: I’ll kick the brains out of him. Andre Walker and The Visual Prophet both are good competitors no matter how you put it and personal feelings aside a win over them can only help us. I always look at the competition as beatable no matter who it is because of my abilities and I have proved that time and time again. The competition ahead of us later on tonight is a pretty tall task, but it doesn’t mean it’s something that can’t be conquered because both of us have conquered tall tasks in the past, that’s why we’re as successful as we are. All we have to do, is stay on the same page. That should be easy… right?

Bronson Daniels: Yeah dude, of course, despite the obvious differences that both of us have had in the past, both of us know the goal that is at hand. We both have to step it up a notch because the road ahead isn’t going to be as easy as it may seem. We were once rivals who couldn’t look each other in the eyes but no matter what, I always had a sense of respect for you Jack, and I appreciate this opportunity. So now? We go ahead and get the win for our team. Tonight, and at Territorial Invasion.

(Jack lets out a proud expression at Bronson’s words.)

Jack Ripley: All we need is a decision on the other three members on Team Dynasty, and we will be set. For now, I got a gut feeling that a former Answers World Champion and the current Interwire Champion will suffice for– 

(Jack gets interrupted by someone landing in front of them off a production crate. Both Bronson and Jack look in confusion upon seeing Johnny Andrews, hot off a match, looking at the two of them with a smile on his face.)

Johnny Andrews:: Hey hey ho ho Jack Ripley, you could use someone like me on your team!

Jack Ripley: Welp… that’s one way to make an entrance. 

Bronson Daniels: Dude…

Johnny Andrews: Nope! Hear me out!! I am a PERFECT fit for the Brand Warfare team! Look at me, I’m a parkour god! If anyone was to eliminate one of you two, I would jump and break that pin up instantly! You need a flashy move to amp up the crowd and eliminate anybody, I can hit a Quadruple Rotation 1260 Senton! 

Bronson Daniels: :skip:

Jack Ripley: Alright cool down Xander Payne. 

Johnny Andrews: That’s an insulting comparison honestly. :lupe: But other than a parkour god, I’m also a fighting god! Did you know I once played the Winter Soldier and beat the shit out of Nightwing!!!!

Bronson Daniels: Didn’t Nightwing win?

Johnny Andrews: It was a script! But the punches were real. I was beating them boys down harder than you did in the MMA. :whew: But guess what else I can do, I’m a very talented singer. I once dissed Bad Bunny and he considered retirement! I will sing in the middle of that ring and everybody from the other teams will lay down. I’m not done though, I’m also a goat talker and can outpromo everybody! You see me posting a thousand videos for the most obscure opponents ever, that’s the consistency you need!

Jack Ripley: Finally, a good point. 

Johnny Andrews: Thank you Jackerton The Ripler!

Jack Ripley: Please do not call me that.

Johnny Andrews: Alright look man, I would be an amazing choice and would be honored to be the third member of your team!

Jack Ripley: How can I even trust you? You’ve been here for like 2 months, you haven’t had the best track record and you seem like a very egomaniacal person. That’s the last thing a team needs. 

Johnny Andrews: :roman: I have no idea what you’re talking about. You must’ve gotten me confused. Maybe with Andre Walker? I’m sexier than him. I’m stronger, also.

Jack Ripley: Umm… 

Johnny Andrews: Look Jackie Chan, ever since Operation: Doomsday things have been looking up for me, I nearly won that Universal Women’s Championship opportunity and I kinda wish I did because I love women so representing them would’ve been an honor. Anywho, I’ve re-calibrated and I couldn’t be any better especially after the three wins that I’ve been accumulating in the past few weeks, first over Griff Warner, then over Solomon Stane, and finally over Black Shamrock just a few minutes ago!

Jack Ripley: I won’t lie to you bro, I have never heard those names before. 

Johnny Andrews: Exactly! I beat them so hard that your memory of them was erased! If there’s one essential piece that you need for Brand Warfare, it’s me, Johnny Andrews.

(The camera focuses on Bronson Daniels who’s been facepalming the entire time. He then takes his hand off his head and gets into the conversation.)

Bronson Daniels: :francis: Look Jack, honestly, you do whatever, I’m out of here. 

(Bronson leaves the scene to Jack’s surprise and Johnny’s determination to show the Interwire Champion that he would be the right choice for the team.)

Jack Ripley: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/852921704841740299/880505375403683880/20200820_190725.jpg

Johnny Andrews: He’ll for sure brighten up. He has yet to find the light. :wow:

Jack Ripley: Okay look, he might be overreacting. I’ll tell you this man, you have potential, but you don’t have the experience to tap into it. I’m here to help with that. You haven’t made the best impression, and that’s fine, it’s something to iron out at least. All I know is that I need the most hungry, driven competitors for this Brand Warfare match, and there’s no room for error.

Johnny Andrews: You got this, Jack! You’re my childhood hero!

Jack Ripley: You must be 12 then. 

Johnny Andrews: Anyways, am I in??

(Jack lets out a little laugh before patting Johnny on the back.)

Jack Ripley: You’re a funny guy, don’t fuck it up.

Johnny Andrews: :lupe: !!!!!!!

Jack Ripley: Welcome to the team.

Johnny Andrews: :wow: !!! I’m so honored to be on the team, Jack! I promise you will not be disappointed!

Jack Ripley: Yeah, no worries. Now get out of here.I have a match to prepare for.

(Johnny Andrews rubs his hands together with a smirk on his face while he walks off, leaving Jack to his own digression as he continues to warm up and prepare for his match. From there, Dynasty then transitions to elsewhere.)

[LISA WREN DEFEATS SOLOMON STANE – TBP ASAP SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE]

(A commercial is shown for EAW 24: Starring Myles and his journey to the Cash in The Vault match at Pain For Pride. Join the New Eden member and his supporting cast of the Landerson family where he works hard to make sure that he comes out with the briefcase to fulfill the New Eden prophecy.)

( Dynasty fades back in from break and cuts down to the ringside area. Stephie Love is standing by and flashes the camera a bright smile. )

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… PLEASE WELCOME THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… XAVIER WILLIAMS AND HARLOW REICHERT!

( “Witches Burn” by The Pretty Reckless begins to blast across the PA system. When Harlow steps out, the crowd greets her with a mixed reaction. She doesn’t acknowledge it and waits on the stage as her music fades out. “It Has Begun” begins to play, and of course, that music belongs to Harlow’s partner, Xavier. He joins her on stage and after the two share a sweet smile with one another, they begin to make their way down the ramp and towards the ring. )

Stew-O: Well last week on Voltage, Captain Charisma placed his bets and two random Elitists were selected via lottery to face the Unified Tag Team Champions at Territorial Invasion.

Flannery McCoy: That’s right, Stew-O. Candice Blair is set to team with the newcomer Danny Tanner, and in my opinion, they have been faced with an almost impossible task. Xavier Williams is an EAW Hall of Famer and former Pain for Pride headliner. The laundry list of names he has feuded with and defeated is literally a who’s who when it comes to EAW A-listers. I mean absolutely no disrespect to Candice Blair and Danny Tanner when I say this, but who are they compared to some of Xavier’s previous opponents?

Jake Mercer: :skip: The fuck you mean?

(Xavier and Harlow then make their way into the ring, Xavier holding down the ropes for Harlow to enter inside. Both of them take a microphone from the timekeeper’s area before they then begin to make their way towards the center of the ring. “It Has Begun” then begins to fade out from there while Xavlo glances at one another before Xavier begins to speak.)

Xavier Williams: I’m sure it’s self explanatory why we’re out here tonight, we said we’d keep a close eye on the Voltage brand last week, and now we find ourselves with challengers for our Tag Team Championships at Territorial Invasion. While I could be satisfied knowing that both of us finally have gotten what we’ve desired these past few weeks, and that’s people stepping up to the plate and challenging us. I can’t help but notice specifically the type of competition that we’ve been given either. While it’s true that we welcome all challengers to prove that anyone and everyone can step up and be met with immediate disappointment upon their arrival, I can’t help but be unimpressed by what the tag team lottery has given us, Danny Tanner and Candice Blair.

Harlow Reichert: Said it before, and I think this further proves our point. A random drawing with the majority of the roster thrown in against their will doesn’t really pose much of a challenge to our Championships. Don’t get me wrong, it’s quite flattering that another brand would go out of their way to find challengers for us that wouldn’t be found on Friday Night Dynasty even if we tried. But all that suspense knowing that it was going to be revealed on Voltage, was met with a very anticlimactic result. But let’s be honest, what’s new? The tag team division has been nothing less than an afterthought in the eyes of StarrStan compared to anything else here on Dynasty. If it wasn’t for us practically begging for a challenger because nobody was willing to line up for it, nobody would’ve even taken notice to begin with. While I’m glad Voltage took the time out of their day to do that, a part of me believes that Captain Charisma drew those names to be our challengers because he had to.

Xavier Williams: Nobody else was going to do it for him, because it’s not like a challenger is just going to come naturally, especially looking at the state of the tag team division. One of the many problems that we addressed last week, some things just never change even with the circumstance. But in hindsight? That’s fine, that’s okay. It never mattered to us who was going to be our opponents, we just wanted one to begin with. Regardless of who it was going to be, it’s not like it matters in the first place. You could’ve drawn names out of a hat or brought in people that we’ve already defeated like IDOL-GUN, the result still stays the same. It ends with us standing on top, still your Unified Tag Team Champions.

Harlow Reichert: We’ve elevated these Championships just by holding them and we’ve proven ourselves to be the best in the tag division when it comes down to the facts. Despite the situation that we find ourselves in, we know we have a job to do when it comes down to the wire. Who knows, Candice and Danny might surprise us and actually put up a fight, but it won’t be enough to accomplish their intended purpose, and that’s taking the titles off of us. When we say that we’re going to be holding these for a long time, we mean it. It means that any match that we have, any competition that might pop up from wherever, it all ends the same. It ends with us on the very top. Still, your Unified Tag Team-

(Before Harlow can finish, her words are interrupted by ‘Loser’ by Charles Hamilton which blasts through the speakers of the arena. The crowd goes absolutely nuts for Danny Tanner while he makes his way out to the stage. He looks around for a moment, fluttering his eyes, he seems to be a little shocked by the reaction this Dynasty crowd is giving him. He looks towards the stage, taking a few deep breaths, before boldly making his way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)

Stew-O: And here he comes, Danny Tanner has arrived on Friday Night Dynasty! The crowd is absolutely eating him up at the moment, it’s clear that they love the presence of Danny here tonight. And to be frank, it’s kind of surprising to see the confidence that Danny has even daring to interrupt the Unified Tag Team Champions.

Flannery McCoy: :wow: He believes in himself and he knows that the Unified Tag Team Championships are a once in a lifetime opportunity, that’s just something that he needs to make the best of. His partner, Candice Blair isn’t here tonight, so it’s clear he did this on his own, but nonetheless, it’ll be great to hear what he has to say towards the two of them.

Jake Mercer: Do you not know who the fearless Danny Tanner is?! This is a man that has slayed beasts and dragons and completely demolished them with the strength of the gods! Puny mortals like Xavier and Harlow pose no threat to him! If you ask me? They’re finito.

(Danny then stops at the bottom of the ramp, hyping up the crowd this time while they continue to cheer. Danny then takes a deep breath while ‘Loser’ begins to fade out. Danny begins to make his way up the steel steps, microphone in hand, while he stands on the apron and looks at the two of them with a confident smile on his face.)

Danny Tanner: Now I don’t know if it’s the adrenaline that I got making my way down the ramp or the sheer bravery that I had to come out here in the first place, but a part of me can’t seem to agree with what you two have to say towards me and my luscious tag team partner! If you want me to be honest with you, I don’t believe the two of you should be brushing off me and Candice so early. I understand that both of you are frustrated, and while you may perceive this as a tag team whimsily chosen to satisfy, we’re the best that you could get. Sure there have been points that it hasn’t gone my way, luck has never been one to stay on my side for long. But one thing for sure, I know an opportunity when I see one, and that’s definitely one to admire. It’s definitely a shocker even after a week to subside with the fact that I’m fighting for Championship gold, but here I am. And just like Candice, I don’t plan on holding back!

(Danny has a bright smile on his face, this time entering into the ring and getting face-to-face with the Champions. He stares at them for a good moment while the crowd goes berserk, before realizing who he’s in the ring with. He quickly takes a step back and shakes his head.)

Danny Tanner: I believe that me and Candice have a firm chance at taking the Tag Titles away from you! Sure I may seem like a loser, and in some cases, maybe you’re right, but that doesn’t mean I’m just going to lay down for anyone. I’ve had an entire supporting cast of characters guiding me throughout my Elite Answers Wrestling anime arc, and I don’t plan to let them down, I’m too far gone to do that. I’m sure Candice is just as excited as I am to get this, and one thing for certain she knows what it’s going to take! So if anything, YOU TWO should be the ones concerned about your chances!

Xavier Williams & Harlow Reichert:

Stew-O: :lupe: Um… do you guys see what I’m seeing?

(While Danny continues to run his mouth, to the unamused looks of the Unified Tag Team Champions, the crowd begins to roar into cheers. From behind, none other than Candice Blair is seen hopping the barricade and slowly beginning to slide into the ring. Danny glances at Candice for a slight moment before turning back to the two of them. Xavier and Harlow look in confusion before they turn around upon instinct.)

Flannery McCoy: CANDICE BLAIR FROM BEHIND WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW OF HARLOW TAKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Jake Mercer: IT’S GOING DOWN IN CHINATOWN, LOOK AT DANNY TAKING THE TIME TO RUN TOWARDS AN UNEXPECTING XAVIER WILLIAMS AND LUNGE TOWARDS HIM! BUT XAVIER JUST PUNCHED HIM IN THE MOUTH DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! AND LOOK! HE’S BAILING OUT LIKE A PUSSY WOULD DO!

(Danny quickly rolls out of the ring and stumbles up the ramp. Candice peeks her head up and looks at the situation, before rolling out of the ring and following him, despite her being ready for a fight between the four of them. Harlow slowly helps herself back up to her feet, Xavier kneeling down and checking to make sure that she’s okay while Candice and Danny gloat. If anything, Xavlo seem to be shocked at the boldness of their challengers. Candice then puts an arm around Danny to help him back up and also continue to hype him up even more, but Danny crumbles down to the ground and nearly falls to pieces upon Candice even slightly touching him. It’s the last shot seen before Dynasty then fades out to elsewhere.)

(The scene begins as we see StarrStan inside his office sitting behind his desk as he looks mildly annoyed while shuffling papers. Next we hear a knock at his door as he doesn’t even lift his head to respond.)

StarrStan: Yeah, come in. The door’s unlocked.

(The person indeed comes in as it’s revealed to be SOSA Henderson. StarrStan does a double take as his eyes light up.)

SOSA Henderson: Sup, baldy.

StarrStan: Ah, SOSA Henderson. Glad you could stop by. I asked you here to commend you and tell you to your face that I was very proud of your performance at Operation: Doomsday. I know you didn’t get the outcome you expected and I feel the disappointment that you may have but you should not feel ashamed of the loss you ended up taking from Xander Payne because you put on one hell of a show!

SOSA Henderson: Hmm.

StarrStan: Huh?

SOSA Henderson: You brought me in here just so you can give me back handed compliments and dick ride me while also reminding me that I lost to that tub of lard? 

StarrStan: Wait, no.

SOSA Henderson: You asked me to come here just so you can passive aggressively shit on me and hype up my loss because it was “a good loss” or some shit?

StarrStan: Patience, SOSA. I didn’t mean to offend at all. I know you aren’t in the best of moods but just listen, please. I believe wholeheartedly that you are one of the most talented performers in EAW and a superstar here on Dynasty. An old friend of mine would consider you a TRUE DYNASTY TALENT and I appreciate you putting it all on the line regardless of you leaving as the winner at Operation: Doomsday or not. I know what you are capable of. I’m 100% aware of your impact on this industry. You may not have won the World Heavyweight Championship at Operation: Doomsday but you WILL undoubtedly be in line for future World Championships again. Your future is still very bright here, Henderson.

SOSA Henderson: …You think so?

StarrStan: I know so!

SOSA Henderson: I don’t know so. I don’t know what my future holds. I don’t know what plans to even enact right now. I’m just a guy floating right now. I highly doubt you will respect me enough to insert me into this Andrea and Xander title match, right? Exactly. So…what the fuck do I have to look forward to? Territorial Invasion is right around the corner and I’m stuck with my hands in my own pockets kicking the can down the fucking road and shit.

*KNOCK KNOCK*

StarrStan: Perfect timing. 

SOSA Henderson: Perfect timing for what?

StarrStan: This is why I said be patient, SOSA. You said the magic words; Territorial Invasion IS right around the corner, correct. Go ahead and step outside that door and meet your Territorial Invasion fate, Henderson!

(SOSA turns around and slowly opens the door as he sees The Visual Prophet and Andre Walker standing side by side outside the office door. SOSA turns to see a smiling StarrStan still seated.)

StarrStan: Hey, you would have been his first pick had Bronson and Andre not got in that verbal spat last week!

(StarrStan turns back to see Viz and Andre still standing there.)

The Visual Prophet: What’s going on, SOSA?

SOSA Henderson: Shit…nothing right now. You and Troy Polamalu are looking for a third member of this War Games team, huh?

Andre Walker: I mean, you weren’t number one in my opinion…

SOSA Henderson: Excuse me?

The Visual Prophet: Ignore him. He’s cranky because we are about to fight Ripley and Daniels like right after this.

SOSA Henderson: Yall better not lose.

Andre Walker: IF we do it won’t be my fucking fault. 

The Visual Prophet: You very “me, me, me” with all of this. First off, relax my student.

Andre Walker: I’m not your fucking student.

The Visual Prophet: My undergraduate.

Andre Walker: I’m not your undergrad.

The Visual Prophet: My apprentice!

Andre Walker: I’m not your-

SOSA Henderson: Apprentice Walker!

Andre Walker: Hey, both you watch your mouths!

The Visual Prophet: Relax, Jesus christ! You’re one third of Team Dynasty and hopefully SOSA accepts my offer right here and now. Hopefully SOSA sees what The Visual Prophet sees and joins us at Territorial Invasion’s War Games. What say you, SOSA?!

SOSA Henderson: I don’t have anything better to do…so fuck it. I’m in.

Andre Walker: Alright, you both should just listen to me and we will win with no problems. You got it? I’m the future and you two hasbeens can-

SOSA Walker: Shush, Freshman…me and Mr. VPLA are going to show you what this main event shit is all about.

The Visual Prophet: Ha! There we go! Go ahead and make sure you carry SOSA’s bags, too!

Andre Walker: What? I’m not carrying nobodies bags ESPECIALLY NOT YOU TWO!

(SOSA and Viz begin to walk off laughing as Andre is left stewing. We see StarrStan giggle a bit as Andre shakes his head.)

Andre Walker: YOU TWO BETTER PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME BEFORE I BREAK BOTH OF YOUR FACES! YOU TOO, STARR! HEY! 

(Andre slams the door as the scene fades out.)

Stew-O: SOSA HENDERSON IS ON TEAM DYNASTY! THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST ITERATION OF TEAM DYNASTY TO EVER ENTER A WAR GAMES MATCH! Andre Walker…SOSA Henderson…and CAPTAIN THE VISUAL PROPHET!? If Voltage and Showdown don’t get this right I’d bet the house of The Friday Night Brand will be the favorite this season to win the whole thing!

Flannery McCoy: I feel the enthusiasm and I don’t blame you for being excited but let’s cool things down a bit. The talent is clearly on Dynasty’s side. Two former World Champions and a man who everybody has penciled in as a future champion, Dynasty looks great on paper. But, can they build the chemistry and the intangibles a War games team needs to have in order to achieve greatness? Time will tell!

Jake Mercer: Time will tell? Territorial Invasion isn’t years down the line. It’s less than a month away! Like, less than 3 weeks away! These guys have to start building chemistry and experience like…NOW!

Stew-O: They will have time to start this week as SOSA will be able to watch his two partners The Visual Prophet and Andre Walker as they take on Interwire Champion Bronson Daniels and Jack Ripley… RIGHT NOW!

(It then goes to the stage as ‘Runnin’ by 21 Savage and Metro Boomin hits, and the crowd cheers heavily. After a moment, Bronson Daniels steps out onto the stage with the EAW Interwire Championship wrapped around his waist. Daniels has a determined look on his face if he has something to prove here tonight. He continues to make his way down the entrance ramp, and towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is set for ONE FALL!! Introducing first.. From Brooklyn, New York!! Weighing in at 210lbs!! He is the EAW Interwire Champion!! The Game Changer!! BRONSON DANIELS!!!

Stew-O: Here we go!! Huge tag team match coming here tonight, and I believe that if there’s anyone with something to prove, it’s Bronson Daniels.

Flannery McCoy: You have got that right, Stew. Last week, Bronson Daniels and Andre Walker were going at it in regards to their future title match against one another. However, it was Viz that told them they needed to postpone the match because he needed to build his team for Team Dynasty. Bronson took that as an offer to join the War Games team, but Viz quickly shut that down saying that Andre was a better option for the team. That definitely rubbed Bronson the wrong way, as he spoke about that this week, and tonight he gets a shot at both of those guys in the ring!

(‘BxMxC’ by BABYMETAL hits, as the crowd continues to cheer. After a moment, Jack Ripley steps out onto the stage, as he takes deep breaths and looks focused on this upcoming match. Bronson and Jack exchange eye contact, and nod at one another as Jack makes his way down the entrance ramp, and towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: And his partner.. From Las Vegas, Nevada!! Weighing in at 202lbs!! He is the Straight Shooter!! JACK RIPLEY!!!!

Stew-O: Here comes Jack Ripley!! When we speak about Bronson Daniels and how he wasn’t accepted into Viz’s team, we can’t forget to acknowledge that it was Jack Ripley who offered Bronson a spot on the Brand Warfare team. As Captain, Jack made it clear how important Daniels would be for them, and after everything these two went through against each other last year on Showdown, there is no question that Jack is happy to have Bronson on the team.

Jake Mercer: It must be tough being the captain. You know, having to accept guys that you hated a season ago, but understanding that Daniels was the best option.

Flannery McCoy: That’s where I’m curious. I want to know how these two pair up together after their rivalry on Showdown. This should be interesting.

(‘Rockstar’ by N.E.R.D. hits, as the crowd instantly begins to boo. The deep sound echoes throughout the arena, as Andre Walker steps out and onto the stage. He gazes out to the crowd, and raises his right arm in the air, as he slowly walks down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: And their opponent.. From the Isle of Samoa!! Weighing in at 245lbs!! He is the Notorious Kaiser!!! ANDRE WALKER!!!

Stew-O: And here comes Andre Walker who has been impressive so far this season. We all know that he can’t wait to get his hands on Bronson Daniels seeing how they have their title match set for the future, but for now, Andre’s focus is on winning War Games this year. This match against members of the Brand Warfare team should be a good match for him as Territorial invasion approaches.

Flannery McCoy: You add in the fact that Andre has beef with both Bronson AND Jack Ripley heading into this match and there is no doubt in my mind that he’s going to come out swinging. I’m expecting one hell of a performance from Walker here tonight.

(‘Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)’ by Jimi Hendrix hits, as the crowd begins to cheer heavily. After a moment, Visual Prophet steps out onto the stage. He smirks out towards the ring, as Bronson Daniels has his eyes daggered and stamped down onto Visual Prophet. He watches Prophet’s every move, as Viz works the crowd with his strong flexes and smiles.)

Stephie Love: And his partner.. From Detroit, Michigan!! Weighing in at 280lbs.. The Founder of the Visual Prophet Leadership Academy!!! VISUAL PROPHET!!!

Stew-O: And here comes Big Viz! The Captain of the Dynasty War Games team gets to have a good look at his recent pick ups in Andre Walker. He had a lot of good things to say about Andre, and how he’s hungrier than most.

Jake Mercer: You mean.. Hungrier than Bronson? :mjlit:

Stew-O: Whatever the case may be, Viz has high expectations of Walker, and tonight we can see ⅔ of Team Dynasty in action together. This should be good!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: There’s the bell, and this one is underway! We have two members of the Dynasty War Games team set to take on two members of the Dynasty Brand Warfare team. Both captains will be in action during this match. Viz is standing in his team’s corner with his back turned to the center of the ring, as he is speaking to Andre Walker. At the other end of the ring it looks like Jack Ripley will.. Wait hold that thought. It looks like Bronson Daniels is cutting Jack off as he wants to get a piece of Viz!

Flannery McCoy: After being humiliated by Viz’s decision to pick Andre over him for the War Games team, I am not surprised that Bronson wants to go after Viz early on. Bronson steps into the ring, and charges at Viz!!! AND BRONSON WITH A STRONG FOREARM SHOT TO THE BACK OF VIZ’S HEAD!! And that shot sends Viz right into the turnbuckles in front of him!

Stew-O: The reigning Interwire Champion backs away from the War Games captain, as Viz turns around slowly to face Bronson.. Bronson is telling Viz to come here, and that’s exactly what Viz is doing, as he charges right at Bronson Daniels!! LARIAT BY VIZ!!! NO!! Bronson ducks underneath the arm and continues to run towards the ropes! He rebounds back.. RUNNING JUMPING KNEE TO THE CHEST BY BRONSON DANIELS!! IT CONNECTS!! Viz stagger back after that knee shot to the chest, but he doesn’t drop down to the canvas. Bronson sees this, and runs right towards the ropes behind him! He rebounds ba-

Jake Mercer: MASSIVE SHOULDER BLOCK BY VIZ!!

Stew-O: The Visual Prophet didn’t waste any time, and charged towards Bronson before he even hit the ropes, so by the time Bronson was on his way back, he was instantly met by the brick wall known as Visual Prophet!! That shoulder block dropped Bronson so fast just now, but he’s working his way up to his feet. However, Viz is right there to grab a hold of his arm, and whips him towards the corner turnbuckle with tremendous force!!

Flannery McCoy: Bronson Daniels slams back against the corner turnbuckles, and the momentum from that collision forces him to rebound back towards Viz.. SPINEBUSTER BY VISUAL PROPHET!!! HE JUST DROVE BRONSON RIGHT BACK INTO THE CANVAS!!

Stew-O: Bronson is clutching at his back after that spinebuster, but isn’t able to get that much time to recover since Viz is right there to lift him up to his feet. Viz gets a tight grip on Bronson’s body and.. GOES FOR A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! IT CONNECTS, AND VIZ POPS UP TO HIS FEET, AND TAGS IN ANDRE!!

TAG!

Jake Mercer: The Prototype, Andre Walker has entered into the ring, as he walks right over to the downed Bronson Daniels. Andre instantly begins to dissect the body of Bronson with powerful stomps down onto his legs, shoulders, and back, as Bronson tries to work back up to his feet.

Stew-O: Remember, these two will eventually see each other in a match for Bronson’s Interwire Championship, so this match could give one of them a competitive edge for their match against each other later on. They aren’t strangers to each other when it comes to championship matchups or matchups in general, so Andre knows that he should definitely be taking advantage of the situation Viz was able to get them in early on in this match.

Jake Mercer: Bronson is getting pelted by these stomps, but still manages to work his way up to his hands and knees. He then gets himself up to one knee, but is instantly taken back down to the canvas of the ring after being hit by a massive headbutt by Andre Walker! Andre now reaches down to grab Bronson from off of the ring mat, and brings him up to his feet. Walker holds Bronson’s head in place.. THEN DELIVERS A POWERFUL RIGHT HAND!! That punch nearly dropped Bronson, as Bronson stumbles back.. However, Bronson responds with a strike of his own, as he throws a forearm to the face of Andre Walker!!

Flannery McCoy: Andre is nearly spun all the way around after being hit in the face by that forearm. Bronson begins to step towards Andre from behind.. BUT ANDRE DELIVERS A POWERFUL BACK ELBOW THAT CATCHES BRONSON RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!! Bronson grabs the bridge of his nose in pain! Andre now turns around, and grabs Bronson by the head!! HIP TOSS HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN BY ANDRE WALKER!!! Bronson just went head over heels, as he crashes right down onto his back and is now trapped in this headlock submission hold by Andre!!

Stew-O: Andre Walker is wrenching at the neck of Bronson Daniels right now. He’s trying to decapitate him with his arms alone, as he suffocates the Interwire Champion!! Bronson looks like he’s struggling in the center of the ring, but manages to fight this submission hold! Bronson turns onto his belly to relieve some of the pressure from this headlock, then gets his knees from underneath him!! Andre is definitely losing his grip on this headlock, as Bronson forces himself up to his feet! Andre also gets to his feet, as he is standing in front of Bronson with the champ’s head trapped between his arms!! Bronson manages to shove Andre off, as Walker runs to the ropes!! He rebounds back towards Bronson and..

Jake Mercer: KAISER’S TOUCH BY ANDRE WALKER!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!! THE SUPERMAN PUNCH MISSES, AS BRONSON DANIELS SIDE STEPS OUT OF THE WAY!!! Andre Walker gathers his feet, then turns towards Bronson Daniels..

Stew-O: CHROME HEART TAGS!!! SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY BRONSON DANIELS CONNECTS, AND ANDRE WALKER GETS SENT TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING INSTANTLY!!! WHAT A SHOT BY BRONSON DANIELS!!!

Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker is laying down flat in the center of the ring right now, as Bronson Daniels looks right at his face!! What’s this!?! Bronson runs to the side ropes!! He rebounds back and stops right beside Andre Walker!! SHIMMY SHAKE BY BRONSON AND WE KNOW WHAT’S COMING!!! FLYING BRONSONS!!! BOOM DROP CONNECTS AS BOTH OF BRONSON’S LEGS SLAM RIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF ANDRE WALKER!!! The wind just got knocked right out of Andre’s body, and Bronson immediately hooks the legs for the pin!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRR-

Jake Mercer: KICKOUT BY ANDRE!!

Stew-O: Imagine how big that would have been if Bronson was able to pick up the victory right there. However, that wasn’t the case, and this match continues. Bronson grabs Andre Walker by the head and hair, then brings him up to his feet. From there, Bronson walks Andre over to his team’s corner, and tags in Jack Ripley!!

TAG!

Flannery McCoy: Here comes Jack Ripley! Bronson is still holding Andre Walker in position, as Jack connects with a quick hook that lands at the body of Walker!! Bronson adjusts his grip on Andre, as Jack also grabs a hold of Walker. What are these two planning on doing? They both have a hold of Walker’s head as well as his tights!! They lift The Notorious Kaiser in the air!!!! DOUBLE SNAP SUPLEX BY BOTH BRONSON DANIELS AND JACK RIPLEY!!! Andre hits the canvas hard, and screams out in pain as he arches his back after landing!! Meanwhile, Bronson exits the ring and stands in his team’s corner.

Stew-O: That was a question that many people had not just heading into this match, but heading into Brand Warfare. We all know that Bronson Daniels and Jack Ripley had quite the rivalry last year on Showdown regarding the Answers World Championship. So hearing that they would be working together for Brand Warfare was hard to believe, but from the looks of it, these two are working together just fine!

Jake Mercer: Jack walks around the body of Andre Walker and delivers a swift kick that catches Andre right at the side of the body! Andre is forced over to his side, but that exposes his back towards Jack, and Jack instantly blasts him with a kick to the back!! Andre again screams out in pain, as he tries to work up to his feet. He gets there, but is met by a kick to the abdomen by Jack Ripley!! SNAP SUPLEX!!! Andre screams out in pain once more, then works up to his feet again.. KICK TO THE STOMACH!! AND A THIRD SNAP SUPLEX BY JACK RIPLEY SENDS ANDRE WALKER DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING ONCE AGAIN!!

Flannery McCoy: The Captain for Brand Warfare is looking really good out there, as he takes it to Andre Walker. Jack with a forceful stomp to the abdomen of Andre!! Andre clutches at his stomach in pain, as Jack begins to make his way towards a neutral corner. Jack scales up the turnbuckles and gets himself set on the top rope. What is he thinking? DIVING MOONSAULT BY JACK RIPLEY!!!

Stew-O: Nobody home!! Andre Walker rolls his body towards the corner Jack was leaping off of, and luckily for Ripley, he caught that in time to land on his feet in the ring! Andre gets to his feet and charges at Jack with a forearm shot!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!!! JACK COUNTERS WITH A STINGING SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST OF ANDRE BEFORE ANDRE COULD CONNECT WITH THAT FOREARM!! Andre Walker clutches at his chest in pain, then instantly gets kicked in the abdomen!! Jack Ripley now grabs a hold of Andre Walker and lifts him up onto his right shoulder. What is he thinking right now?!

Stew-O: Jack Ripley is staring directly at the opposing corner turnbuckles, as he sprints across the ring with Andre on his shoulders!! LAWN DART THROW!!! THE THROWING SNAKE EYES BY JACK RIPLEY!!

Jake Mercer: NO!! ANDRE WALKER SLIPPED OUT FROM BEHIND, AND SHOVED JACK CHEST FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! Jack clutches at his chest in pain, as he bounces off of those turnbuckles and back towards Andre Walker.. BOOT TO THE FACE BY ANDRE!!! AND THAT SENDS JACK RIPLEY DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING IN AN INSTANT!!

Stew-O: Andre Walker now stomps down onto the body of Jack Ripley, then mounts on top of him!! RIGHT HANDED PUNCH TO THE FACE!! LEFT HAND!!! RIGHT!! LEFT!! RIGHT!!! LEFT!! These MMA style grounded punches at simply breaking the Brand Warfare Captain as we speak!! Andre now grips the head of Jack Ripley, and raises it off of the canvas of the ring.. AND HE DELIVERS A POWERFUL HEADBUTT FROM THAT MOUNTED POSITION, AS JACK RIPLEY’S HEAD DROPS RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!

Flannery McCoy: Andre now with some fierce forearm shots, as he grabs a hold of Jack’s arm.. What does he plan on doing with it? Oh wait.. That’s.. That’s.. THE KIMURA LOCK!!! ANDRE WALKER HAS THE KIMURA LOCKED IN ON JACK RIPLEY, AND JACK LOOKS AS IF HE NEEDS TO TAP OUT!! RIPLEY IS IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN RIGHT NOW, AS ANDRE TRIES TO SNAP HIS ARM IN HALF!! THIS ISN’T GOOD FOR RIPLEY!!

Stew-O: And Jack understands that completely, as he manages to reach out with his free arm and.. HE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!! Andre is forced to release the submission hold now!!

Jake Mercer: Not so fast, Stew. Walker has five seconds to hold that submission hold if he wants to, and it looks like he does, because he isn’t letting go of that arm!!

Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Fi-

Flannery McCoy: And Andre Walker finally releases his grip on that Kimura Lock. I don’t like when guys take advantage of the rules like that. It’s simply not fair if you ask me.

Jake Mercer: Nothing ever needs to be fair. If you have an opportunity to bend the rules, then you should do it. Those that aren’t already are only fooling themselves, and trust me when I say this.. Andre Walker is no fool.. It doesn’t matter if the match is in Mexico, Canada, Across the Atlantic in Africa or Europe, Walker is the master of cultures and he’ll take advantage of the rules wherever he is on this Earth if it helps him achieve the victory.

Stew-O: Jack Ripley looks hurt right now, as he clutches at his wrist in pain. He slowly works up to his feet with the assistance of the ring ropes, as Andre is right there waiting for him. Andre now lifts Jack up onto his shoulders!!! Oh no!! SAMOAN DROP BY ANDRE WALKER AS HE PLANTS JACK RIPLEY RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! Walker now hooks the legs and goes for the pin!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR-

Jake Mercer: NO!! KICKOUT BY RIPLEY!!

Flannery McCoy: You can see the frustration on Walker’s face after that kickout from Jack. He slams his hand down onto the ring mat hard, as he gets up to his feet, and makes his way over to Visual Prophet. Andre then makes the tag!

TAG!

Stew-O: Here comes Big Viz!! He is back in this match, as he makes his way over to the downed Jack Ripley. Viz reaches down to grab Jack by the head, and attempts to bring him up to his feet. However, Jack tries to throw a punch in order to get Viz away from him! Viz smiles and smirks at the attempt, then flexes his right bicep to indicate that he’s too strong for that!! Viz then lifts Jack up to his feet, then raises him up into the air!!! AND VIZ PRESSES JACK ABOVE HIS HEAD!! Viz is standing in the center of the ring right now with Jack Ripley pressed high in the air, as he holds his position!! Viz smirks to the crowd, as he’s getting a lot of media photos with Jack Ripley high above like a barbell in the weight room!!

Flannery McCoy: And here he goes!! VIZ IS PRESSING JACK RIPLEY FOR REPS!!! SHOULDER PRESSES!!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! FOUR!! FIVE!!! PRESSES BY VISUAL PROPHET!! THAT’S 200LBS PERSON GETTING PRESSED LIKE IT’S NOTHING!!!

Stew-O: AND VIZ PRESSES RIPLEY ONCE MORE BEFORE TOSSING RIPLEY BACK BEHIND HIS BODY!!! Ripley just slammed right down to the canvas of the ring, as he’s clutching at his midsection in so much pain right now!!

Jake Mercer: People say that I look a lot like Viz… We could be considered twins.

Flannery McCoy: But you’re not B-

Jake Mercer: Buff, I know.. But I’m getting there.

Flannery McCoy: :snoop: !!

Stew-O: Viz flexes out to the crowd, as they go wild for the War Games captain. He then turns around, and grabs Jack Ripley and brings him up to his feet. Strong irish whip by Viz towards the ring ropes!! Jack hits the ropes hard, then bounces back.. BACK BODY DROP BY VISUAL PROPHET CONNECTS, AND JACK SLAMS THE CANVAS OF THE RING HARD!!

Flannery McCoy: The impact from that landing nearly pops Jack back up to his feet. He doesn’t get all the way there, but he manages to get to his feet eventually. However, Viz is right there and ready to go back on the attack, as he grabs Jack by the wrists and whips him hard towards a neutral corner!! Jack hits the turnbuckles hard, as Viz stares right at him from the other end! Viz charges at full speed!!! RUNNING CORNER CLOTHESLINE BY VIZ!! IT CONNECTS, AS HE SQUASHES JACK RIPLEY IN THE CORNER!!!

Stew-O: It doesn’t look like Viz is done yet either, as he grabs Jack by the wrist once again, and whips him hard towards the opposite corner!! Once again, Jack crashes hard against those turnbuckles, as Viz charges right at him!! CORNER CLOTHESLINE ONCE AGAIN BY VIZ!!!

Flannery McCoy: Viz backs out of the corner, as Jack looks groggy stepping towards him! Viz lowers his shoulder, then lifts Jack up onto them!! What’s this!?! AIR BAE!!! AIRPLANE SPINS BY VISUAL PROPHET IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! ONE! TWO! THREE!! FOUR! FIVE!! SIX!! SEVEN!! EIGHT!! NINE!! TEN ROTATIONS BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!

Jake Mercer: That always gets me dizzy.

Flannery McCoy: Imagine how Jack Ripley feels! Viz sets Jack down onto the ground, as Jack wobbles around and is clearly dizzy. Jack can’t keep his balance, as Viz backs away, and lets Jack stumble his way into his team’s corner!! Viz points at Bronson Daniels and tells him to tag himself into the match!! AND THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS!! BRONSON TAGS HIMSELF IN!!

TAG!

Stew-O: Bronson Daniels is back in this match, as he charges towards Visual Prophet! BATMAN PUNCH BY BRONSON DANIELS!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!!! Viz dodges the punch entirely by ducking his head!!! Bronson turns around.. AND GETS HIT BY A POWERFUL DROPKICK FROM VIZ!!! That Dropkick sends Bronson straight down to the canvas of the ring!! Bronson quickly pops up to his feet though, as he charges at Viz once more.. BUT VIZ WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE ABDOMEN, AS BRONSON DANIELS FLIPS OVER HIS KNEE, AND LANDS IN A SEATED POSITION IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!

Stew-O: That looked like it hurt badly. Bronson Daniels clutches at his abdomen in pain, as he struggles to work up to his feet. Visual Prophet is stalking his opponent, and waits the perfect opportunity!! Bronson turns around.. IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!! SPINNING BACKFIST BY VISUAL PROPHET CONNECTS, AND BRONSON DANIELS IS OUT COLD IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! VIZ DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Jake Mercer: KICKOUT BY BRONSON!!!!

Stew-O: That was extremely close, but Bronson Daniels managed to kick out just in time!! Viz works his way back up to his feet, and makes his way over to Andre Walker where he makes the tag!

TAG!

Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker is back in this match, as he heads over to Bronson Daniels. Andre grabs Bronson by the head and hair, then brings the champion up to his feet! RIGHT HOOK TO THE BODY BY WALKER!!! NOW A LEFT!!! ANOTHER RIGHT!!! AND A LEFT!! EACH OF THESE PUNCHES SOUNDING LIKE BOMBS EXPLODING ONCE HIS FIST COMES IN CONTACT WITH BRONSON’S BODY!!! Bronson is definitely struggling out there, as Andre grabs Bronson and shoves him into a neutral corner!! Andre takes a step back.. THEN CHARGES IN!!! RUNNING LEAPING CORNER CLOTHESLINE BY ANDRE WALKER!!!

Jake Mercer: NOBODY HOME!! BRONSON MOVED OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME, AS ANDRE WALKER CRASHED CHEST FIRST INTO THOSE TURNBUCKLES!!

Stew-O: Andre is clutching at his chest in pain, as he turns around.. AND BRONSON DANIELS LEAPS TOWARDS HIM!!! MONKEY FLIP BY BRONSON DANIELS!!! ANDRE WALKER WAS JUST LAUNCHED INTO THE AIR, AND LANDED FLAT ON HIS BACK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!

Flannery McCoy: Andre is clutching at his back in pain, as he slowly works his way up to his feet. However, Bronson Daniels is right there.. ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY BRONSON DANIELS!!!!

Jake Mercer: NO!!! BRONSON MISSES, AS ANDRE DUCKED UNDERNEATH THE LEG!!

Stew-O: AND ANDRE WALKER WITH A PUSH KICK TO THE CHEST!! That kick sends Bronson back towards the side ropes!! Bronson rebounds back towards Andre.. CLOTHESLINE BY ANDRE WALKER!!!!

Jake Mercer: NO!! Bronson ducks underneath the arm and.. HE CONTINUES RUNNING TOWARDS VIZ AND CONNECTS A LOW DROPKICK TO THE KNEES THAT SENDS VISUAL PROPHET DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! Bronson gets back up to his feet, as Andre turns around and charges at him!!!

Stew-O: BUT BRONSON WITH A KICK TO THE STOMACH!! HE PULLS ANDRE IN!!! SAVAGE MODE!!! LIFTING UNDERHOOK GUT BUSTER BY BRONSON DANIELS CONNECTS!!! Bronson turns Andre over and goes for the pin!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Runnin’ by 21 Savage and Metro Boomin hits, as Bronson Daniels rolls off of Andre Walker, and rises up to his feet. He is met by Jack Ripley in the center of the ring, as the referee raises both of their hands high in the air. The crowd erupts for this duo, as they cheer loudly following their victory.)

Stephie Love: Here are your winners!! The team of Straight Shooter, Jack Ripley!!! And The Game Changer, Bronson Daniels!!!!

Stew-O: What a match that was featuring both captains of the Dynasty Teams along with two of the members of those teams. This was a crazy back and forth match that had so much behind it. Each person in this match had their reason to win, and they all showed that tonight, however, it was the Brand Warfare team that came out on top.

Flannery McCoy: It makes me wonder if Viz regrets picking Andre over Bronson Daniels after how this match played out.

Jake Mercer: Viz regrets nothing. Bronson was just on his game tonight because of the way he was turned down from Visual Prophet last week.

Stew-O: Whatever the case may be, the Interwire Champion showed out with Jack Ripley tonight and managed to pick up the huge victory here tonight!

(The camera shows Bronson Daniels and Jack Ripley celebrating their victory in the ring, as the crowd continues to cheer loudly. Viz makes his way over to the downed Andre Walker, as he’s seen speaking with him while soaking in the loss that they just received. The screen then fades elsewhere.)

(The camera then goes to a commercial for Dollar Shave Club starring Charlie Marr and Hikari Kanno apart of the Bald is Badass club.)

(Dynasty comes back from commercial break to the backstage area where the crowd begins to boo loudly upon seeing Jonny Airhart seated at catering backstage. He’s playing a game of UNO against an employee, not looking like his usual self. Frankly, he looks bummed out, and that could be for a plethora of reasons. He sighs while he puts a card down, a red 9. The employee nods as he puts down a card of his own, a Wild card. The employee looks at Jonny’s hand, seeing the one card that he has left while sweat begins to bead from his face. He begins to mumble out a color slowly, making sure not to make a mistake that he’ll regret.)

EAW Employee: … Green?

(Jonny groans while shaking his head, smacking a green 4 on the desk while the Employee winces in a sign of defeat.)

Jonny Airhart: UNO out.

(Jonny points for him to leave while the Employee shakes his head, standing up and leaving the scene in frustration. Jonny shakes his head, looking towards the bowl of salad that he was eating, just playing with his food while shaking his head. It isn’t long after before his train of thought is broken by someone clearing their throat.)

???: Why so down?

(The crowd pops in excitement upon hearing the familiar voice, which is confirmed to be Jack Ripley stepping into the scene with a smile on his face. He has a towel over his neck and an ice cold bottle of water in his hand, taking a seat across from Jonny trying to shake off the pain of the match that he was just in. Obviously, he’s a happy camper while he looks at Jonny, which is unusual considering the war of words the two of them had the week prior.)

Jonny Airhart: Why the hell are you here? What are you going to do, rub your victory against me last week in my face? I’m already feeling the effects, you did what you intended to do. Say something, or fuck off and get out of my face.

Jack Ripley: No hello? Look, I see where you’re coming from, and I get the feeling of losing is something that’s never pleasant for anyone, especially in this industry. But what if I told you, there was a way that you could rebound from that in the biggest way possible?

Jonny Airhart: …

(There’s a moment of silence between the two, Jonny seems to be deeply considering, partially unsure about the offer being held out by Jack.)

Jonny Airhart: I’m listening. 

Jack Ripley: I think you already know the whole gist of this, and I think you can assume why I’m here. As you know, I’m Team Captain for Friday Night Dynasty in the Brand Warfare match at Territorial Invasion. As you can tell, this role means a lot to me considering that I’ve never led a team in my EAW career. I’m looking to get the best team that money can offer so we can walk into Territorial Invasion and be absolutely dominant. Last year, things didn’t go my way. I was in the War Games match and I was defeated as part of Team Showdown. This year I’m making sure something changes about my luck. I already got the Interwire Champion, who I’m sure you’re already familiar with, Bronson Daniels; along with a rising prospect in the form of Johnny Andrews. Already a great team and I think we just proved that out there in the ring, but it can be better. Which is why I’ve come here.

Jack Ripley: Even though you ended up on the losing side of the whole thing, you really impressed me last week. I really downplayed your abilities leading into the match and you strived to make sure that you proved me wrong. You put your best foot forward, and while you didn’t get the desired results when it came down to the wire, you certainly caught the eye of someone. So despite the venom in my words when I was standing across the ring from you, I’m looking to make sure that I get another valuable asset by my side next to me instead. So what do you say? Jonny Airhart, fourth member of the Friday Night Dynasty Brand Warfare team.

(Jonny simply stares at Jack for a moment, deep in thought while he takes the time to assess his choices. He knows that he has to be precautious when it comes to certain things like this, it’s a situation where you never know what could happen. Jonny shakes his head slightly for a moment while Jack raises an eyebrow, it’s not a definite answer, but it’s a precursor to what he might say.)

Jonny Airhart: I don’t know, how can I trust you? I heard the words that you had to say towards me, what makes you think that I’m going to trust you so easily? Better yet, what makes you think that I’m just going to fit into the team snugly? Look at who you’ve got on the team, Johnny Andrews has to have a loose screw or two inside his brain, and Bronson Daniels is someone that I don’t think fondly of in case you didn’t realize. He’s the reason that I’m not your Interwire Champion right now, and it’s safe to say that I’m still pissed because of that. So if you ask me? I don’t think I should even be taking your offer into consideration.

Jack Ripley: Look, I feel you. But just know what you’re going to be missing out on potentially not being booked for Territorial Invasion. Bronson and I were people that weren’t exactly on the same page either, I think that’s been known. When I was Answers World Champion I didn’t hold back in my criticism against me, but both of us have managed to push that aside and co-exist for a much greater purpose than a stupid grudge. Believe me, if there’s people that you can trust here? It’s us, and I’ll make sure of it. I’m Captain for a reason, and if I have to lay down the law to my teammates, then I won’t be afraid to do that. Once again, you impressed me, you showed what you could do in that ring and you could be a perfect fit, last chance. 

(Jonny takes a moment, looking down at the table and slowly nodding his head. He looks up at Jack before sighing.)

Jonny Airhart: I’m in.

(Jonny stands up and turns around, making his way out of catering while Jack takes a sip out of his water bottle, looking towards him walking away with a smirk on his face. He nods his head before he too stands up and leaves the scene as well, before Dynasty transitions to elsewhere.)

(Stephie Love stands inside the ring as the camera comes upon her to announce the next match!)

Stephie Love: The following non-title match is scheduled for-

Crowd: ONE FALL!

(“Odd Eye” by DREAMCATCHER begins to play and the crowd boos as Sierra makes her way out with Ximena beside her, who backs off for a moment to let Sierra pose on the stage!)

Stephie Love: Introducing first, from San Jose, California, accompanied to the ring by Ximena Velasquez… weighing 121 pounds…. “THE QUEEN” SIIIIIEEEEERRRRRAAAA!!!

Flannery McCoy: Sierra gets the chance to take on the Universal Women’s Champion tonight, a choice made by Ximena, and I have to wonder if these two have something planned for Ms. Extreme tonight! Surely, there’s got to be some underlying motive to all this, right?

Jake Mercer: You really think these two would bait Ms. Extreme into something tonight? How rude! Put some respect on their names, Flannery! Ximena opted to let Sierra have this moment and they’re both sure she can deliver; Ms. Extreme should know that between these two women, she’s going to have some trouble!

Stew-O: Whatever the case may be, or end up being, Ms. Extreme is going to need to stay focused on competing!

(Sierra enters the ring with Ximena staying on the outside. “Zombie” by Bad Wolves begins to play and the crowd bursts into cheers, Ms. Extreme coming out with the Universal Women’s Championship wrapped around her waist before taking it off and raising it up once on the stage!)

Stephie Love: And her opponent, from Calabasas, California… weighing 135 pounds… she is the Universal Women’s Champion… “THE RED QUEEN” MS. EXXXXTTTTTRRRRRREEEEEEMMMMMMEEEE!!!

Stew-O: Ms. Extreme is still riding high from her defense over Hikari at Bloodsport, no doubt about that, but she’s got an entirely different challenge ahead of her now as she’ll have to be met with Ximena! But Ms. Extreme hasn’t backed down from any challenge or anyone, and she’ll absolutely want to bring everything she’s got to defend against Ximena when the time comes!

Jake Mercer: Assuming it’ll even be enough! Ximena is one of the hottest stars coming up and she’ll certainly do what she can to prove why, with a Universal Women’s Title victory!

Flannery McCoy: But this isn’t about her tonight, as far as I can tell, because this is about Ms. Extreme and Sierra! Sierra’s been at this in EAW and she’s come a long way from when these two were facing off from around the time when Sierra first got here, it’ll be interesting to see things play out now!

(Ms. Extreme comes to enter the ring, taunting Ximena from inside the ring with the Championship raised before it’s handed off to ringside as the referee calls for the bell!)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Sierra might find herself with a bit of an advantage if Ximena proves to be a distraction on Ms. Extreme’s concentration, but we’ll see just how well Ximena’s pick to go against the Universal Women’s Champion holds up as Sierra charges at her hoping to get the better of her right out the gate!

Flannery McCoy: But Camille ducks under Sierra’s attempted clothesline and catches the arm as she gets around behind her, Ms. Extreme spinning her around around going for a forearm, only for Sierra to block it and then kick her in the gut! Sierra drops forearms over the top of Ms. Extreme’s head before whipping her across the ring and Ms. Extreme comes running off the ropes, SLIDING RIGHT UNDERNEATH SIERRA’S LEGS AND TRIPPING HER UP ALONG THE WAY! MS. EXTREME PULLS SIERRA’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER AND SHE GOES DOWN TO THE MAT!

Jake Mercer: MS. EXTREME GETS UP AND COMES DOWN ON THE BACK OF SIERRA’S HEAD WITH A LOW-ANGLED FOREARM SMASH, THEN USING THE MOMENTUM TO ROLL OVER ONTO HER FEET BEFORE HITTING A DROPKICK AS SIERRA TRIED TO PUSH HERSELF UP!

Stew-O: Ximena is looking on appearing quite unimpressed as she stands with her arms crossed, while Ms. Extreme quickly takes Sierra from off the mat and up to her feet FOR AN EXPLODER SUPLEX! MS. EXTREME FLINGS HER TO THE MAT WITH AUTHORITY AND SIERRA HITS THE CANVAS WITH A THUD UPON GETTING HURLED!!

Jake Mercer: Camille is offering no room to breathe as she follows after Sierra and gets her from behind after Sierra made it to the ropes, Ms. Extreme pulling her back toward the middle of the ring- SIERRA COUNTERS A POTENTIAL GERMAN SUPLEX AND GETS MS. EXTREME WITH A VICTORY ROLL!! SIERRA TRIES TO STEAL THIS ONE HERE EARLY ON!!!

OOONNNNEEEE!!!

TTTWWWWWOOO-

Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme gets her shoulder up and has to quickly make it up to her feet, but Sierra runs her back into the nearby corner, where she unleashes on Ms. Extreme with a series of stomps and kicks! Ximena looks amused as the referee has to warn Sierra about getting the Champion out the corner and Sierra seems to comply- BUT SHE HITS A SCORPION KICK, CATCHING MS. EXTREME IN THE FACE! SIERRA SENDS HER TO THE MAT WITH A SNAPMARE AND SHE STRIKES WITH A PENALTY KICK TO THE BACK! MS. EXTREME TRIES TO TURN OVER AFTER CLEARLY FEELING THAT KICK BUT SIERRA MAKES SURE TO STAY IN CONTROL AS SHE DELIVERS A JUMPING SENTON THAT FLATTENS CAMILLE UNDER HER!

Stew-O: Sierra is looking to prove herself to be more than just fodder here tonight, and if she keeps taking it to Ms. Extreme like this, I wouldn’t be surprised if she makes her statement! She knows that Ximena gave her a huge opportunity tonight and Sierra wants to make the most of it!

Jake Mercer: Sierra focuses on getting the Universal Women’s Champion from off the mat and sends her across the ring by her hair, Ms. Extreme grabbing her at the top of her head after hitting the mat and crawls to the ropes but Sierra follows after her, grabbing the legs as Ms. Extreme tries to kick her off- BUT SIERRA LIFTS HER UP OFF THE MAT BY HER LEGS AND SLAMS HER DOWN! SIERRA REPEATEDLY STOMPS ON THE MIDSECTION OF MS. EXTREME WHILE SHE’S STILL GOT THE LEGS AND SHE DRAGS HER AWAY FROM THE ROPES TO THE CORNER, CATAPULTING MS. EXTREME FACE-FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!

Flannery McCoy: AND SIERRA DOESN’T LET UP, GETTING TO HER FEET AS MS. EXTREME IS LEANED INTO THE TURNBUCKLES FOR SUPPORT AFTER THAT HIT, BUT THE FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPION SWEEPS HER OFF HER FEET IN A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX!! MS. EXTREME GETS DROPPED ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD FROM OUT OF THE CORNER! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION IS GETTING IT TAKEN TO HER RIGHT NOW- A SHINING WIZARD BY SIERRA HERE IN THIS NON-TITLE MATCH-UP! SIERRA STRIKES HER DOWN AND SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOO!!!

Stew-O: Ms. Extreme with another kick out here!

Jake Mercer: Sierra doesn’t necessarily seemed surprised, almost respecting the fight in Ms. Extreme, but you would think with all this Dramille fanfare gaining momentum that she’d be tearing Ms. Extreme apart right now!

Flannery McCoy: :skip: Dramille is not an actual thing, Ms. Extreme even said so herself in the video she dropped earlier this week.

Jake Mercer: But it is a thing! Someone was advertising their Dramille fanfiction all over Twitter!

Flannery McCoy: What kind of people are you following? :skip:

Stew-O: While Jake’s following list surely sounds questionable, there’s no question about how Sierra is looking to follow up on the traction she’s gained here in this match as she gets a hold of Ms. Extreme and hits a snap suplex! Sierra floats over in a reverse somersault with a hold still on Ms. Extreme and this time as she hits the suplex, she lets Ms. Extreme go flying toward the corner! The Universal Women’s Champion skids across the mat and she pulls herself up in the turnbuckles, using the ropes to try to get herself up-

Flannery McCoy: JUST IN TIME FOR A BACK ELBOW! Ms. Extreme stuns an oncoming Sierra with a back elbow and now she strikes with a back kick, Ms. Extreme turning from out the corner and she starts firing off forearm shots one after the other! Having Sierra dominating some of the moments of this match seems to have woken something up in Ms. Extreme, as she’s laying into Sierra with these hits!

Jake Mercer: And Sierra gets her head nearly taken off her shoulders as Ms. Extreme connects with a huge uppercut! Sierra’s head snapping back as she gets struck and Ms. Extreme gets the arm as she shoots forward for a short-arm clothesline! Sierra gets yanked right back up to her feet for another and after following through on the second, Camille forces her up and this time pulls Sierra forward into a standing monkey flip!

Stew-O: Sierra gets tossed overhead and through the air before colliding with the mat- MS. EXTREME COMES FROM BEHIND WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG! SIERRA GETS DRIVER FACE FIRST TO THE MAT JUST AS SHE WAS IN A RUSH TO GET UP, AND MS. EXTREME IS SURE TO HOLD HER ALL THE WAY TO THE CANVAS!! Ms. Extreme is in a hurry as she pulls Sierra up off the mat, whipping her into the corner where she starts attacking with a number of shoulder thrusts in an effort to wear down Sierra! Ms. Extreme climbs up onto the middle rope, punching down on Sierra’s head along the way-

Flannery McCoy: BUT SIERRA ISN’T ABOUT TO LET HER SET UP FOR WHATEVER SHE’S GOT IN MIND, AS SIERRA GRABS HER AND TAKES HER OUT THE CORNER IN POSITION FOR POSSIBLY A POWERBOMB- NO! MS. EXTREME DROPS BACK AND SHE TAKES SIERRA DOWN INTO A HURRICANRANA THAT SHE HOLDS FOR THE PIN!!!

OOONNNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWOOO!!!

Stew-O: Ms. Extreme gets pushed off of Sierra after catching Sierra off guard and now Sierra rushes to her feet to get up, Sierra turning around right into a spinning side kick from the Champion! Sierra takes a straight punch to the face and the referee warns Ms. Extreme about the closed-fist just to be ignored, Ms. Extreme grabbing Sierra after another kick to the gut as she slings her over the middle rope BEFORE SLINGSHOTTING OVER INTO A KNEE DROP ACROSS THE BACK!!

Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME COMES VICIOUSLY DROPPING ON SIERRA AND THE WEIGHT OF THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONS CAUSES SIERRA TO GET PULLED OUT ONTO THE APRON!! Ms. Extreme is understandably the one up first and Sierra is still down recovering, but not for much longer as this time Camille positions her head over the bottom rope into the ring, the referee trying to warn her of a five count- BUT MS. EXTREME SLINGSHOTS BACK INTO THE RING AND COMES DOWN WITH A LEG DROP ACROSS THE BACK OF THE NECK!! MS. EXTREME CRASHES ON SIERRA WITH ANOTHER SLINGSHOT!!

Jake Mercer: Sierra falls off the apron like dead weight after being practically decapitated by the Champion, and Ms. Extreme is wearing a smirk on her face as she comes to the ropes to see Sierra down before looking to Ximena, pointing to her and then Sierra as a warning to Ximena! The referee starts a count but Ms. Extreme simply comes out on the other side of the ring, going to get Sierra from the off the ground- BUT SIERRA RUNS MS. EXTREME BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!! SIERRA FIRING OFF SHOTS AT MS. EXTREME AS SHE TRIES TO GET BACK IN THIS!

Referee: ONE! TWO!

Stew-O: BUT MS. EXTREME ISN’T ABOUT TO LET HER HAVE HER WAY SO EASILY, THROWING PUNCHES RIGHT BACK AS XIMENA LOOKS ON! MS. EXTREME FIGHTING HER WAY FROM OFF THE BARRICADE AS SIERRA TRIES TO HAMMER SHOTS IN AT MS. EXTREME- SIERRA WITH A KICK TO THE GUT, AND THEN GRABBING MS. EXTREME IN DIRECTION OF THE RING POST- MS. EXTREME COUNTERS AND SIERRA’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THAT UNFORGIVING RING POST!! SIERRA GOES DOWN!!!

Referee: THREE! FOUR!

Flannery McCoy: The referee’s started a count realizing that it’d be the best way to try to force the action back into the ring as surely, neither woman would want to get counted out, but it doesn’t seem like Sierra’s going to be having much of a say after that! Ms. Extreme brings Sierra off the arena floor and hoists her up in a front facelock, Ms. Extreme stalling the drop to show off her strength- JUST TO LET SIERRA GO FORWARD INTO THE RING APRON!! SIERRA GETS HER MIDSECTION DROPPED INTO THE APRON AND MS. EXTREME LETS HER FALL INTO A HEAP ON THE FLOOR!!!

Referee: FIVE! SIX!

Jake Mercer: The Universal Women’s Champion kicks Sierra in the ribs to send her rolling at Ximena’s feet and Ms. Extreme is talking trash to Velasquez, who merely glares at the Champion before Ms. Extreme comes walking over and grabbing Sierra to get her up and roll her back into the ring where Ms. Extreme comes in after her and she makes the pin!!

OOONNNNEEEE!!!

TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!

TTTTTHHHHH-

Stew-O: Sierra’s shoulder comes up off the mat in time, and after that fall she took into the apron, I’m surprised she’d still continue!

Jake Mercer: That’s why she’s in the ring and you’re on commentary, Stew!

Stew-O: And what’s your excuse? :mjpls:

Jake Mercer: I’m just saying that Sierra’s practically superhuman after the time she spent training with the Russians during this year’s Olympic trials; everyone knows those Russians are more machine than human!

Stew-O: :skip:

Flannery McCoy: We’ll need to fact check that, obviously, but just like I’m not counting on that to be true, I’m not counting on Ms. Extreme to go easy on Sierra after that comeback she just made! Ms. Extreme clubs on Sierra as she gets her up to her feet but Sierra starts to fight back once again, throwing punches at Ms. Extreme’s sides before the Champion puts a stop to that with a knee lift into the gut! Sierra drops to a knee after that and Ms. Extreme has to force her back up, pushing her head down before shouting out over to Ximena and then she gets Sierra for a powerbomb lift-

Stew-O: But Sierra wriggles back down to her feet, but Ms. Extreme starts throwing down on her back with huge clubbing strikes! Ms. Extreme refuses to let up and Sierra is getting beaten down once again! Ms. Extreme tries to lift- SIERRA TOSSES HER IN A BACK BODY DROP BUT MS. EXTREME LANDS ON HER FEET! MS. EXTREME STUMBLES FORWARD INTO THE CORNER AND SIERRA HURRIES TO GET AN ADVANTAGE, BUT MS. EXTREME LIFTS HERSELF UP WITH THE ROPES AND THERE GOES TWO BOOTS TO THE FACE OF SIERRA!!

Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme starts up the ropes after knocking Sierra down and she gets up to the top rope! Ms. Extreme is in position as Sierra pushes herself up to her feet and she’s got her hand to her face! The Universal Women’s Champion leaps- SIERRA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE DIVING MISSILE DROPKICK!! MS. EXTREME CRASHES AND BURNS AS SHE COMPLETELY MISSES THE MISSILE DROPKICK!!! MS. EXTREME IS DOWN AS SHE’S LAID OUT ON HER BACK FROM THE FALL!!

Jake Mercer: STUPID BITCH!!!

Flannery McCoy: :skip:

Jake Mercer: WHAT?! “STUPID BITCH” IS THE NAME OF SIERRA’S HANDSPRING MOONSAULT AND SHE JUST HIT IT PERFECTLY!! MS. EXTREME MUST FEEL AS THE NAME OF THE MOVE SUGGESTS IF SHE’S CONSCIOUS AT ALL!! SIERRA COMES CRASHING DOWN ON THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION AND SHE STAYS ON TOP FOR THE COVER!!!

OOOONNNNNEEEE!!

TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRR-

Stew-O: MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT BEFORE THREE!!!

Flannery McCoy: Sierra looks a tad frustrated and she looks out the ring, finding Ximena trying to will her to stay focused and Sierra nods in an understanding manner before going back to Ms. Extreme, who’s beginning to stir and Sierra stomps down on the Champion! Ximena can be heard shouting encouragement as she continues to kick and stomp Ms. Extreme until they end up in the corner, and Sierra starts letting loose on the down Ms. Extreme!

Jake Mercer: Very smart of Sierra to make sure that Ms. Extreme is down and cornered, leaving her in the position of having nowhere to go! Sierra refuses to let up despite the referee’s warning, the ring official trying to get through to her and she stops- JUST TO BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE INTO A TOP ROPE-AIDED SWINGING DROPKICK!!! MS. EXTREME GETS TWO BOOTS TO THE CHEST!!

Stew-O: But Sierra isn’t done, rolling out the ring and grabbing an arm and leg of Ms. Extreme, and pulling her to bend around the ring post!! Ms. Extreme is shouting out in pain as Sierra forces her into this modified bow and arrow stretch- SIERRA REACHES FORWARD AND CLASPS HER HAND AROUND MS. EXTREME’S CHIN, FORCING HER TO BEND BACK EVEN FARTHER!!!

Flannery McCoy: THE SHOUTS OF MS. EXTREME ARE SPINE-TINGLING AS SIERRA IS RUTHLESS, IGNORING THE RING OFFICIAL’S CALLS!! Ximena positions herself so that she’s beside the barricade but in Ms. Extreme’s line of sight in this illegal hold, a smirk on Ximena’s face as the referee counts! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI- SIERRA SMASHES THE BOTTOM OF MS. EXTREME’S BOOT TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!!!!

Stew-O: Ms. Extreme is left hanging around the post and Sierra quickly rolls into the ring, pulling Ms. Extreme out the corner and Sierra makes the pin!!!

OOOONNNNNNEEEE!!

TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRREEEE!!!

Jake Mercer: MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT!!!

Stew-O: But she goes right to grab at her back, no doubt feeling the effects of being bent around the ring post and Sierra just might have gotten herself an opening here!

Flannery McCoy: If Sierra can capitalize on this moment here and get this win over the Universal Women’s Champion, who knows what it could mean for her going forward! But it’ll be a huge moment that no one would be able to ignore!

Stew-O: Sierra gets to her feet while Ms. Extreme is still down and goes to the corner while Ms. Extreme is in the middle of the ring, Sierra lined up before she takes off! SIERRA GOING INTO THE HANDSPRING AND SHE FLIPS OVER!! “STUPID BITCH”!!!

Flannery McCoy: RIGHT INTO MS. EXTREME’S KNEES!! SIERRA COMES CRASHING DOWN ON MS. EXTREME’S KNEES AS SHE GETS THEM UP IN, SOMEHOW HAVING THE WHEREWITHAL TO HAVE A COUNTER FOR THAT MOVE UNLIKE BEFORE!!!

Jake Mercer: Sierra goes rolling away but Ms. Extreme is still down, and Sierra could still capitalize if she gets up in time! Ms. Extreme is beginning to stir on the mat though as Sierra is on the other side of the ring, Ms. Extreme trying to make a move to the corner and Sierra has Ximena on the outside telling her to shake off the hurt which is easier said than done!

Stew-O: But Sierra’s hearing her loud and clear as she gets to the ropes and starts pulling herself up, but Ms. Extreme is in the corner now and she’s starting to pull herself up as well! Sierra on her feet as Ms. Extreme is barely on hers! SIERRA GOES RUNNING AT MS. EXTREME AND LEANS DOWN, LOOKING TO CHARGE INTO MS. EXTREME’S MIDSECTION-

Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME LIFTS HERSELF UP WITH THE TOP ROPE OVER SIERRA! “CODE RED”!!! THE SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB OUT THE CORNER AND SIERRA’S HEAD SMACKS THE MAT AS MS. EXTREME COMES THROUGH WITH ANOTHER TIMELY COUNTER TO SIERRA’S INTENTIONS!!!! MS. EXTREME HOLDS HER FOR THE PIN!!

OOOONNNNNEEEE!!!

TTTTTWWWWWWOOOO!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!

Stew-O: KICKOUT BY SIERRA!!!

Jake Mercer: Ximena is on the outside nodding her head, no doubt pleased to see Sierra still in this! Not only does it mean a chance to see what else Ms. Extreme can do, but the chance to have Ms. Extreme totally thrown off if Sierra can come back and win!

Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme gets herself up but that lower back is clearly giving her some issues and she gets Sierra off the mat, whipping her across the ring and Sierra comes diving over a bent over Ms. Extreme-

Stew-O: MS. EXTREME ROLLS OUT THE SUNSET FLIP PIN AND HITS A LOW DROPKICK!!! SIERRA RUSHING TO GET UP BUT MS. EXTREME BEATS HER TO IT, SIERRA COMING TO STAND UP INTO A HUGE FOREARM TO THE FACE! MS. EXTREME STARTS REPEATEDLY FIRING, THROWING THOSE HITS AND HOLDING NOTHING BACK AS THE CROWD GETS BEHIND THE CHAMPION AS THOSE SHOTS TURN RAPID-FIRE!!! SIERRA SHOVING MS. EXTREME AWAY AND SHE CHARGES RIGHT INTO A DROPKICK!!!

Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME RUSHES SIERRA BACK INTO THE CORNER AND CONTINUES THE ONSLAUGHT, NOT WANTING TO HAVE SIERRA FINDING ANY CHANCE TO THINK OF A COUNTER!! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION IS GOING CRAZY ON SIERRA BEFORE LANDING A JUMPING KNEE RIGHT ON THE JAW!!! Ms. Extreme grabs Sierra in a side headlock and takes off running to the ropes, MS. EXTREME JUMPING TO KICK OFF THE ROPES AND THERE’S THE SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG!!

Jake Mercer: NO! SIERRA SHOVES MS. EXTREME OFF OF HER AND MS. EXTREME LANDS ON HER FEET, STUMBLING FORWARD AND TURNING AROUND INTO A WICKED SPIN KICK- SHE DUCKS AND SIERRA ENDS UP SPINNING AROUND, HER BACK TO MS. EXTREME AND SHE GETS LIFTED OFF HER FEET INTO AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! SIERRA GETS BOUNCED OFF MS. EXTREME’S KNEE AND THE CHAMPION FOLLOWS UP WITH A BACK SUPLEX THAT DROPS SIERRA TO THE MAT!!!

Stew-O: Ms. Extreme rises to a vertical base and the crowd is firmly on her side as Sierra rolls to the ropes to recover! The Universal Women’s Champion shakes her head though, not letting Sierra get away before she runs at her- SIERRA POPS HER UP OVER THE TOP ROPE AS SHE CAME CHARGING BUT MS. EXTREME LANDS ON THE APRON! SIERRA GOING TO SWING BUT MS. EXTREME BLOCKS THE SHOT AND KICKS HER THROUGH THE ROPES TO SEND HER BACK! MS. EXTREME GOES TO GET IN THE RING-

Jake Mercer: BUT SIERRA IS SWIFT! SHE GRABS THE LEG THAT CAME THROUGH AND JUST TWISTED THROUGH A DRAGON SCREW OVER THE ROPE!! MS. EXTREME GETS YANKED INTO THE RING AND SIERRA HITS A KNEE DROP TO THE HEAD!! SIERRA NOW WITH THE REPEATED KNEE AND MS. EXTREME HAS TO COVER UP!! SIERRA REFUSES TO HOLD BACK AND MS. EXTREME TRIES TO PUSH HER AWAY, PUNCH THE LEG, SOMETHING BUT SIERRA IS RELENTLESS!!

Flannery McCoy: Sierra backs away and the referee is on her for being on the ropes while attacking Ms. Extreme but she isn’t trying to hear it! Sierra goes after Ms. Extreme AND GETS SENT OUT ONTO THE APRON OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE!! MS. EXTREME GETTING UP ONTO A KNEE WHILE SIERRA FINDS HER FOOTING, PUNCHING HER THROUGH THE ROPES! SIERRA GETS ROCKED AND MS. EXTREME GETS TO HER FEET, REACHING OVER THE ROPES-

Stew-O: A CLOTHESLINE FROM SIERRA!!! MS. EXTREME GOES DOWN AND SIERRA COMES OVER THE TOP ROPE IN A SLINGSHOT STOMP BUT MS. EXTREME ROLLS OUT THE WAY, NOW UP ON HER FEET AS SIERRA GETS TAKEN DOWN WITH A ROLL-UP PIN FROM BEHIND!!

OOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWWWWOOOO!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEE!!!

Stew-O: SIERRA KICKS OUT, HAVING SHOVED MS. EXTREME FORWARD AND SHE TURNS OVER TO GET UP BUT MS. EXTREME IS ALREADY BACK AFTER HER- SIERRA PULLS THE LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER AND SIERRA FLIPS OVER HER INTO A BRIDGING JACKKNIFE COVER!!!

OOOOOONNNNNNNEEEE!!!

TTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!

TTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!

Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME BRIDGES UP OUT OF IT AND TURNS THEM AROUND! A BOOT TO THE GUT OF SIERRA AND NOW A FISHERMAN SUPLEX THAT DROPS SIERRA ON HER BACK!!!

Stew-O: The Universal Women’s Champion sits up and looks around at the crowd before finding Ximena, the two of them staring each other down before Ms. Extreme gets up to her feet, grabbing Sierra and sitting her up on the top turnbuckle, starting to climb up after her-

Jake Mercer: BUT NOT SO FAST! SIERRA SHOVES HER AWAY AND MS. EXTREME FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT! She grabs at her back as she turns over and pushes herself up, a pained look on her face as Sierra comes down from the turnbuckles and to the mat, Sierra in the corner in position as Ms. Extreme stands up and turns around-

Flannery: “SEROTONIN”!! SIERRA SPINS GOING FOR THE ROLLING ELBOW- WAIT! NO! SPOKE TOO SOON! MS. EXTREME GOES DOWN, DUCKING UNDER THE SEROTONIN FROM SIERRA AND MS. EXTREME LIFTS HER UP! BACK SUPLEX TO DROP HER BACKWARD HEAD-FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! MS. EXTREME PULLS HER FROM BEING SLUMPED IN THE CORNER, PULLING HERSELF BEHIND SIERRA AND THERE’S A SITOUT NECKBREAKER!!!

Stew-O: Ms. Extreme gets up and goes to the corner, climbing up to the top turnbuckle with a look out Ximena! Ms. Extreme coming to stand and she looks down to Sierra! “A BLIND FURY”!!! THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP CONNECTS!! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION DRIVING HER BOOTS DOWN ON SIERRA AND MS. EXTREME TURNS OVER INTO THE COVER!!!

OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!

Flannery McCoy: WAIT LOOK AT XIMENA! SHE’S GRABBING THE ROPE TO GET ONTO THE APRON!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!

Jake Mercer: BUT XIMENA GETS BACK DOWN?!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Zombie” by Bad Wolves begins to play to roaring cheers and Ms. Extreme gets to her feet with the Universal Women’s Title being handed to her by the referee, who raises her hand!)

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…. MS. EXTREME!!!!

Stew-O: Ms. Extreme defeats Sierra here tonight, and Sierra certainly put up a spirited fight throughout this match! Sierra almost snuck out of this with the win as Ms. Extreme nearly lost her focus at times, but Ms. Extreme reeled herself in and got it together! But what was that from Ximena? She just let Ms. Extreme win?

Flannery McCoy: I’m not sure what to make of it! Maybe it’s mind games? Why wouldn’t she attack her to make that statement like she clearly considered doing?

Jake Mercer: Fools, both of you! As if Ximena would need to do that! Ximena clearly wanted to let Ms. Extreme have that sense of confidence ahead of their Championship match and I think that’s very generous of Ximena! It’s not every day that La Diosa herself allows such a thing for just anyone :wow:!!

Stew-O: Whatever the intention behind it all is, clearly this meeting between these two is going to be quite the anticipated World Championship match!

(Ms. Extreme raises the Universal Women’s Championship as she continues to celebrate her victory, meanwhile, Ximena has assisted in getting Sierra from the ring. She waves the referee off, assuring him that he’s not needed, and Ximena exits with Sierra, the two of them backpedalling up the aisle while Ms. Extreme taunts them on their way out! Ximena smirks at Ms. Extreme, who’s shouting at Ximena about the victory, before she and Sierra disappear to the back. The final shot comes upon Ms. Extreme grinning cockily after her win and still raising the Championship before the scene fades out.)

(A commercial is shown for Territorial Invasion with the 3-on-3-on-3 match officially confirmed with The Visual Prophet, SOSA Henderson, and Andre Walker going up against Theron Nikolas, Lethal Consequences, and Impact going up against New Eden.)

(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from its final commercial break of the night to the Amway Center, the crowd in anticipation for what’s to come after a star-studded show this week. But their hype immediately turns sour upon ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill blasting through the speakers of the arena. The crowd in attendance begins to shower the arena in boos upon seeing none other than the World Heavyweight Champion himself, Xander Payne, make his way out to the stage with a disgruntled look on his face. He simply stands at the stage for a moment, taking his Championship off his shoulder and looking down at it with a blank look on his face. He then begins to focus on the ring, making his way down the ramp with a stoic expression.)

Stephie Love: Introducing at this time, the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Well here comes our World Champion, and this week he doesn’t seem like much of a happy camper. We all saw what happened last week. The team of Xander and his challenger at Territorial Invasion, Andrea Valentine, lost to the team of The Visual Prophet and SOSA Henderson in the main event. It was a result that Xander definitely didn’t expect, but he probably should’ve. Instead of co-existing with his partner, Xander decided to give her some unfair treatment in response ultimately leading them to their demise. He probably won’t tell you this upfront, but it’s more Xander’s fault than anything else.

Flannery McCoy: Well regardless, he has his head in the game looking forward. He knows that the tag team match last week is miniscule compared to what’s to come at Territorial Invasion, and he’s shifting his focus and setting his sights on what matters, keeping the World Heavyweight Championship in his grasp when it’s all said and done. If anything, last week is fueling that rage and anger judging by the look on his face. Though I fear what he has to say to the EAW Universe tonight :lupe:.

Jake Mercer: Obviously some biblical shit! Do you know who this happens to be? None other than the best damn professional wrestler on this very planet! Xander Payne is a one-in-a-million Elitist and I firmly believe that he has the right to speak what he’s got on his mind at any given time. I know wholeheartedly that he’s going to beat Andrea at Territorial Invasion and tonight he’s simply out here to prove me right!

Flannery McCoy: Do you really believe that…?

Jake Mercer: Hey!

(Xander makes his way around the ring and stops in front of the steel steps. He takes a moment to look around once again, a stern look on his face while he takes a deep breath and makes his way up the steel steps. He makes his way onto the apron, looking out to the crowd in attendance who scream at the top of their lungs showing their disapproval for the Champion at the moment. Xander then enters into the ring, taking his World Heavyweight Championship off his shoulders and raising it into the air, the crowd continuing to boo as loudly as possible. Xander then turns around and snatches a microphone from ringside. ‘It Follows’ then begins to fade out from there while Xander makes his way towards the center of the ring, he has a frustrated look on his face while he paces around the ring, taking the time to speak.)

Xander Payne: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we are gathered here today to discuss the events that have occurred last week. A day that will forever rattle the core of the company known as Elite Answers Wrestling, forever leaving its mark as a day to remember, and commemorate… ‘The August 21st Travesty’… I know a lot of you have questions, the pathetic inbreds who are uncultured and don’t know about such a tragic day, but allow me to educate you. You see, on that fateful day, there was a hero. A hero that came around every Friday night to feed the village and protect them from the evildoers of the night. He was a symbol in the village, worshipped as an angel from beloved. His name? His name was simply, Xander. And in my honest eyes, he was a role model. He was someone to look up to, and the Fridays that he came to that village? Those Friday’s… were very special. But of course, being a hero, being the protector of many, of course you had to have your villains, and Xander had a lot of them. 

Xander Payne: None short of heathens trying to plague that very village, wreak havoc and leave everyone that lived there absolutely miserable. If there was one thing that Xander had to protect them from? It was that. From the monsters known as Lethal Consequences, Charlie Marr, Impact, SOSA Henderson; Xander slayed them all in hopes that the village would one day see brighter days, there was no doubt that Xander cared about the very village that he looked over, The ‘Dynasty’ Village. But of course, unfortunately, we have our moments. We have our moments of weakness, and when we least expect it, it costs us, Xander definitely had his. That… absolute snake… by the name of Andrea Valentine came up and completely… COMPLETELY… stabbed Xander in the back. Now, for the fortunate who don’t know the name of Andrea, she was a simple little peasant who helped out in the battles that Xander fought in. One day, well I just she just got way too over her head, and betrayed him. It was an earth rattling moment, which is why we commemorate August 21st, 1253 to this very day… as ‘The August 21st Tragedy.’

(Xander wipes away fake tears from his face with his hands, the crowd is absolutely deafening at this point, sometimes drowning out what Xander has to say with boos.)

Xander Payne: I know, I know… I too am very hurt by this every year it comes around and sometimes I question how Andrea was able to get away with this. Doing such a cowardly and disrespectful act to the noble Knight who was only trying to make these villagers happy. Well, it turns out, they ended up figuring out her plan. Her plan was to take over the village, shaping it into how she sees the World, and in turn, burn it down to the ground. It was going to be a scary sight, and believe me the peasants tried to do everything in their power to make sure something happened, but ultimately it was ineffective compared to the wrath that Andrea had. But, there was still hope… because Xander had come back! Xander walked into battle and she slayed Andrea once and for all! She took her down and saved The ‘Dynasty’ Village from being taken over and ultimately plagued! In a battle known as ‘Territorial Invasion’ I know you have to be asking at the moment, what is the purpose of all of this? What is the point of me retelling a story as old as time? Well folks…

Xander Payne: You can say that history is about to repeat itself. 

(The sorrow and frustrated look on the face of Xander turns into a shit-eating grin while the crowd boos louder than ever for him. He smirks, taking it all in before raising his Championship high in the air. He has a good laugh, before bringing his Championship back down and resting it on his shoulder before continuing to speak once again.)

Xander Payne: You honestly fell for that sob story? You honestly believe that I give a damn about what happened last week? I don’t, I don’t care. Because losses like those? They happen, so what, sometimes you just have to be the better man and not be such a pussy over it, Christ. Let’s admit, none of what happened in that tag team match falls on my shoulders, I think that’s kind of obvious at this point. We all know what happened, we’ve all seen what happened, Andrea Valentine left me out to dry like the disappointment she is and furthermore, cost our team the match. What’s the deal with that, huh? The week before we got a win against Bronson Daniels and Andre Walker, what happened to that? What happened to the respect that you were giving your World Heavyweight God? Sometimes, things are just too good to be true. You already fell way into the deep end by even considering yourself a favorite to win the World Heavyweight Championship in the first place, you’re just digging a deeper hole for yourself. Let me tell you right now Andrea, because I know you’re watching this, don’t get too comfortable living in your own little world. No matter who it’s been, I’ve always managed to come out on top in every single Championship defense that I’ve been in. I’ve been at the top of my game and been the best on Friday Night Dynasty, being a God in the world that you simply only live in. Don’t be surprised when the only thing that you meet is disappointment, because I can promise you that is the only outcome that will happen at Territorial Invasion.

(Xander puts his microphone down for a moment, a serious expression on his face while he stares into the camera. The crowd hasn’t been short on booing him the entire promo, showing their disapproval for the World Champion. But those boos suddenly cease upon hearing ‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX blast through speakers of the arena to deafening cheers from the crowd. Xander closes his eyes for a moment, practically seething as he turns to the stage upon seeing Andrea Valentine making her way out to the stage with a microphone in her hand. She has her hands spread out while the crowd comes unhinged for her, a smile on her face while she looks around before stopping at the center of the stage. ‘Roll With Me’ then begins to fade out while Andrea slowly makes her way down the ramp, holding her microphone up while she begins to speak, making her way to the ring.)

Andrea Valentine: Here we go again, it’s like I’m talking to a brick wall when it comes to you, Xander. Everything that I say goes through one ear and out the other, then you come out here repeating the same sentiments week after week. When are you going to realize that the type of challenge that I pose is one that’s not going to be as easy as you’d expect it to be to topple? It’s not like I have a problem in the slightest when it comes to it, but I’m sure like many, I’m tired of hearing you come out here everyday and run your mouth stating the same repeated notions. I don’t know when you’re going to realize it, or frankly if you’re ever going to realize it, I’m not the Andrea Valentine that you stood across the ring from last Season. I’ve lived and learned since then and most importantly, patched up my mistakes. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Season 15 is going to be much different than Season 14. I think it’s safe to say that it didn’t go my way last time, but it’s going to be very different this time around, that’s something that I’m going to make sure of.

Xander Payne: And when are you going to shut your mouth and stop interrupting me when I’m speaking, huh? If there’s someone that’s in over their head in this scenario, it’s you. You need to realize just like you desperately attempt to tell me in hopes that I actually take you seriously, I’m not like any other Champion. The Drake King’s? The King Kass’? The Ms. Extreme’s? They don’t compare to the sheer talent that your World Heavyweight God possesses. Sure you could pose a challenge to them, but most definitely not be. You should be disappointed that you spent so much time trying to persuade me into believing a lie. Let me tell you just like I’ve told everyone else that’s stepped up, and consequently fallen at my hands; this is not your battle, this’ll never be your battle. We could go on all day contesting whether or not Andrea Valentine is World Championship material or not, but she’ll never be as long as I’m the Champion, nough said, woman.

Andrea Valentine: It’s like I was never EAW World Champion . It’s when you say the stupidest shit that it makes me laugh all of a sudden, but you know what? That’s absolutely fine by me. You can believe, somehow, that I’m not fit to be a World Champion, when that’s far from the case, believe anything that you want. Just know, after everything that I’ve said and told you? You shouldn’t be surprised when the result that I have for this match plays out. It’s about time that someone puts you in your place and shuts your mouth, and I wouldn’t miss the opportunity for that to be me . When I walk out of Territorial Invasion a two-time World Champion, further solidifying just how far I’ve come on the Dynasty brand since my departure. You know, it’s kind of funny how coincidental the circumstances turned out to be. At the same free-per-view last year I was fighting for the World Heavyweight Championship, now this year? I’m doing it once again. But I promise you, the results are going to be different from the last.

(Xander rolls his eyes for a moment, rubbing at his temple while shaking his head, it’s clear that he’s growing more irritated than ever when it comes to Andrea and is damn near about to snap. He shakes his head before he continues to speak from there.)

Xander Payne: You still haven’t convinced me Andrea, what the hell is going to make you different? Different from the rest of the current and future Hall of Famers that have been slain by my hand, what makes you more than just a run of the mill, tally in the defense column competitor for a fine specimen like myself? You need to realize that the world doesn’t revolve around you, it never will. There’s only one centerpiece when it comes down to the facts, and that’s me. So my recommendation? You’re better off backing off and staying in line, because the only thing that you’re going to meet is the sheer disappointment that you face because you tried to act tough one day and step up to someone like me. Sleep well at night assuming that you have me scouted, nobody has, and it won’t end with you.

(Xander turns around and shakes his head while Andrea stands at the center of the ring, with her arms crossed looking very unamused. Xander is about to leave the ring, before he stops. He shakes his head before making his way back towards Andrea.)

Xander Payne: On second thought-

Stew-O: XANDER JUST TOOK THE MICROPHONE AND SLAMMED IT INTO THE SKULL OF ANDREA! Andrea stumbles backwards trying to recover, BUT XANDER RUNS FORWARD AND TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! Now it’s Xander that’s completely unloading on the face of Andrea while she desperately tries to fend it off to the best of her ability! It’s safe to say that Andrea didn’t expect this surprise assault by the World Heavyweight Champion!

Flannery McCoy: Xander completely brutalizes her, but now he grabs hold of Andrea and drags her up to her feet. Xander throws Andrea to the ropes, looking to set her up for a possible statement-maker right here! LIFTING HER UP AND LOOKING TO DROP HER DOWN TO THE GROUND INTO LAST SEDATION! POP-UP POWERBOMB IN EFFECT!

Jake Mercer: BUT ANDREA STOPS XANDER AND TURNS HERSELF AROUND SPIKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH ATOMIC BLONDE! POISON RANA CONNECTS COMPLETELY TAKING XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Andrea is completely taken aback but it looks like she isn’t done right here, making her way up to the top rope and setting herself up while Xander attempts to desperately stumble up to his feet before this gets any worse for him!

Stew-O: BUT IT’S TOO LATE AS V-DAY CONNECTS! DIVING SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON COMPLETELY TAKES OUT XANDER! ANDREA VALENTINE HAD MADE A STATEMENT AND SOLIDIFIED HERSELF, CONTRARY TO XANDER’S BELIEF, AS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATERIAL!

(Andrea pops back up to her feet while the crowd begins to shower cheers down, showing their support for Andrea while she smiles and points around. She then stumbles on the World Heavyweight Championship, looking down at it while picking it up off the ground and looking towards it. She puts her foot on the unconscious Xander and takes the Championship before raising it high in the air with pride. Andrea standing on top of Xander is the last shot seen before Dynasty ultimately fades to black.)

(EAW logo buzzes.)

(EAW intro plays.) 

(As always, a recap of last week’s episode of Friday Night Dynasty is shown: The show starts with The Visual Prophet and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo made their way out to the ring and demanded justice for Viz after what happened at Operation: Doomsday. StarrStan then comes out to calm down the situation, but only ends up getting threatened by Viz. Starr then comes to a conclusion that Viz can become the Team Captain for Friday Night Dynasty in WarGames come Territorial Invasion, and regardless of victory or not if he puts in an excellent effort as seen before, he will be guaranteed a World Heavyweight Championship shot. Dynasty got a visit by Voltage’s Kirk Redwood who faced Solomon Stane 1-on-1. In a bout that showed the willingness of both men to lay it on the line, it was Kirk that managed to come out with his hand raised in victory. Lisa Wren and Kensi are interviewed by Michael Belfort amidst their Unified Tag Team Championship loss. Both of them say they don’t know what’s going to happen next, but regardless they’re going to put their 110% into everything they do and hope something good comes out of it. Jonny Airhart is back in in-ring action, coming off of a devastating Interwire Championship loss, where he gets a quick and easy victory over Envy Ellis. Ximena Velasquez is then seen where she talks about her Unique Opportunity victory, then sends a warning to whoever will be Universal Women’s Champion between Ms. Extreme and Hikari Kanno post-Bloodsport. Rebecca Blackwell takes a visit to Friday Night Dynasty, where she goes up against Domino Stone. In a battle to prove who wanted it more, in the end, it was Domino that got her hand raised in victory. Griff Warner also shows up on Dynasty where he goes up against Johnny Andrews, in the end, it was Johnny that managed to come out on top. Jack Ripley talks about his future, saying that he’s once again not going to let his past define it. Saying that Operation: Doomsday was one hard pill to swallow, but he’s going to continue to push on regardless. While he leaves, it’s StarrStan that comes out and gives him the opportunity to be the Team Captain for the Brand Warfare match coming along at Territorial Invasion. Jack, of course, accepts the offer. Andre Walker then comes out, talking about his dominant win at Operation: Doomsday, where he of course sends a warning to Bronson Daniels amidst their Interwire Championship matchup. SOSA Henderson and Xavier Williams fight in one-on-one action, both of them setting out to prove a point one way or another. In the end, it was SOSA that managed to persevere and come out on top, kipping up from a World Heavyweight Championship loss at Operation: Doomsday. An odd tag team match is then underway which sees Xander Payne and Andrea Valentine go up against the team of Bronson Daniels and Andre Walker. After a thrilling main event, in the end, it was Andrea that managed to capitalize on a weak Bronson, getting the victory for her team. Afterward, Xander sends a warning to Andrea, saying that she doesn’t know what she’s getting herself into before the two Territorial Invasion opponents stare a hole into one another while the recap ends.)

(Right after the recap ends, Dynasty goes to the arena where ‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin blasts through the speakers of the arena to the thunderous boos of the arena in response to Ximena Velasquez making her way out from the backstage area to the center of the ring. She has her arms crossed, with her attention focused dead on the ring with a straight expression on her face. After a while, letting the negative reaction of the crowd bask in just a little bit longer, she then makes her way down the ramp and to the stage.)

Stephie Love: Introducing at this time, XIMENA VELASQUEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Well welcome to Friday Night Dynasty and it seems that we’re going right on ahead with the festivities here tonight! I’m sure Ximena Velasquez has been having fun these past few weeks considering everything that has presented itself for her. We don’t need to explain what she’s done, we already know of the Unique Opportunity that she won and how it presented itself to be a Universal Women’s Championship opportunity. She made a statement to the Champion that came out on top last week at Bloodsport, Ms. Extreme. Confronting her immediately after her match on the stage AND backstage as well, it’s clear Ximena is gunning for the gold and is going to make sure her presence is known one way or another. 

Flannery McCoy: She hasn’t been shy in saying that Ms. Extreme has been undermining her abilities in the ring and her sheer presence. But if anything ‘La Diosa’ knows exactly what she’s worth. Her dominance since her debut in Elite Answers Wrestling hasn’t gone unnoticed and her getting a World Championship shot in the process further solidifies that. I’m sure she’s out here to address everything at the moment and drive her foot in the ground heading into Territorial Invasion.

Jake Mercer: XIMENA VELASQUEZ! What a dominant figure! You know, I was taught Español from the Spanish Gods and there’s a way to describe certain figures like Ximena that they said that I encapsulated as well! “Soy un idiota y me gustan los hombres!”

(Ximena makes her way up the steps while she steps into the ring. The crowd continues to boo while she makes her way over and snatches a microphone from the Timekeeper’s Area. She then begins to make her way to the center of the ring, taking a moment to scan the crowd with her hands on her hips. ‘Recreant’ then begins to fade out from there while Ximena begins to speak.)

Ximena Velasquez: There’s no better satisfaction than shutting a World Champion up on her own brand. I’d like to ask one thing, Ms. Extreme! You mad? Because by the looks of it, that does seem to be the case. But what else could I have expected from a small, inferior puta like yourself? Someone who dares sweep the presence of ‘La Diosa’ under the rug like she’s nothing, who the hell do you think you are? Because you sure as hell are not in the position to undermine my abilities and my presence in the ring. If anything, you should be proud that someone like me, a warrior in my own right, gave a cabrón like you the time of day. Because you don’t even deserve that! You made the mistake of believing that I, of all people, won’t be the one to take the Universal Women’s Championship away from you and that will furthermore be your undoing. I have torn through everyone that has stood in my way since the very moment I stepped through those doors, yet all of that is a taste of what I’m going to do to you at Territorial Invasion. If you believe it? You believe it, regardless, it’s something that you’ll find out in person when I stomp your head in. When I make your prized, esteemed Elitist nothing more than bottom-of-the-barrel basura, the only thing I want out of the EAW Universe is a shower of praise. For saving your women’s division and giving it a taste of what it feels like to truly be a Champion. 

Ximena Velasquez: But let’s do this real quick. Let’s invite the disgrace that you have the unfortunate displeasure of calling a campeona out to the ring. Because I know the one thing she wants to do while she has salvation is bask in the presence of her maker. So Ms. Extreme, get your sorry ass out here and acknowledge my presence; it’s the only thing that you’ll be left to do in the end once I strip you of that one hint of legitimacy that you have left. The Universal Women’s Championship.

(Ximena brings her microphone down to her side before turning to the stage. She waits patiently for a moment, the only sound being heard is the crowd continuing to boo the challenger for the Universal Women’s Champion. It isn’t long before ‘Zombies’ by Bad Wolves hits to the deafening cheers from the crowd in response. Ximena has a look of amusement on her face upon seeing Ms. Extreme make her way out to the stage with the Universal Women’s Championship resting on her shoulder. She looks around with a smirk on her face, raising her Championship with pride while the pyro begins to shoot out from the stage. She’s still bearing the wounds from last week at Bloodsport, but nonetheless, she’s shaken all of that off. She then begins to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring with a smug look.)

Stew-O: Well here comes a woman who very much disagrees with what Ximena has to say right now. Of course, last week Ms. Extreme was confronted by her Territorial Invasion opponent on two occasions, where Ximena sent a warning that could send a shiver down the common person’s spine. But there’s nothing common about Ms. Extreme, she’s extraordinary. And I’m sure she’s here to say her piece regarding everything that Ximena has said tonight on Dynasty. 

Flannery McCoy: Away from the brand that she calls home, Ms. Extreme is still full of confidence and it’s apparent that in her eyes, Ximena is someone that she just doesn’t see dethroning her of her Championship. She hasn’t been afraid to tell the truth and I think that’s something that she’s not going to be short of tonight!

Jake Mercer: Oh shit, it just got lit up in this bitch! The adopted Ava is here and she’s here to unleash an Irish ass-kicking tonight! Sorry Black Shamrock, Ms. Extreme is off the market, she’s got a date with destiny tonight BAY BEE!

(Ms. Extreme stops at the bottom of the ramp, eyeing Ximena before taking a deep breath. She then begins to make her way up the steel steps and onto the apron, looking out to the crowd while they continue to go unhinged for the Voltage Elitist. It’s not long after that she makes her way into the ring, walking towards Ximena and pushing through her like she’s not there, before taking a microphone from the timekeeper’s area. ‘Zombies’ then begins to fade out while Ms. Extreme begins to make her way towards the center of the ring to face Ximena. She takes her Championship and raises it in the air while the crowd continues to show their support for her. After a bit, Ms. Extreme finally begins to speak into her microphone.)

Ms. Extreme: What an unfortunate scenario for someone like me . Even though I’m the Universal Women’s Champion, top of my brand, and the best in the women’s division currently; I have to go up against Ximena Velasquez! A tall and dominant machine who hasn’t been pinned since her debut, against a “prissy, ill-looking, red-haired colonizer” like myself… Yeah, no. Let’s hop off our high horse and face reality real quick, even on your best day and my worst, there is absolutely zero chance that you can size up to me. There’s a reason that I’m the Champion in the first place, there’s a reason that you’re gunning for my crown and my position at the top; because I am THE Champion and everyone wants a piece of that. And people like you are always going to come scrambling along hoping that you’re the lucky one to take me out. 

Ms. Extreme: I’d understand why you’d believe that though, the shield of security that surrounds you knowing that you have that aura of impeccable dominance that has brought you to this point. But let’s tell the truth about ‘La Diosa’ right here, she has not had the chance to face credible competition since she arrived here in EAW. As much as you want to believe that you can so easily level with me, which is a tall task in itself. You need to realize that I, especially as a World Champion, am not like any of the other people that you’ve faced. This doesn’t need to be said, but I’m one of the best and I haven’t been afraid to prove that to whoever steps up to the plate and challenges for what I hold near and dear. Let me warn you now so when the time comes I said I did, you are in for one hell of a beating just like everyone else that thought they could take me down a peg. You need to get that in your head before it comes back around and bites you in the ass, pendeja.

(The crowd continues to cheer loudly for the Universal Women’s Champion while Ximena watches with her arms crossed. It’s apparent that she’s not amused with what Ms. Extreme has to say at the moment, only shaking her head in disapproval. She closes her eyes and rubs her temple before bringing her microphone up to her mouth and beginning to speak.)

Ximena Velasquez: If that’s the hill that you’re willing to die on, I’m not going to stop you. If you really believe that you’re as tough as you think you are, then how about I put out a challenge your way. Let’s truly put that ego to the test and let ‘La Diosa’ see for herself if you’re truly up to snuff with the standards that you put up for yourself. Next week, on Friday Night Dynasty, how about you face someone of my choosing?

(Love or hate Ximena, the crowd is enticed by that idea. Ms. Extreme’s eyes are full of interest while she slowly nods in response to what Ximena had to say towards her, for once, she is listening to what her challenger at Territorial Invasion has to say towards her.)

Ms. Extreme: Oh, believe me, I would absolutely love that. I would love to stand across the ring from whatever miserable piece of shit that you put in my way, though I have an idea or two who that may be, and completely decimate them. So yeah, let’s do that, shall we? Whatever sorry motherfucker you put in my way is your choice, but, now it’s my turn. You think that I would accept your little idea without having my fun as well? I’ll accept your little bargain, your desperate grab at legitimacy, contingent on me having the honor and privilege of choosing your opponent on Voltage next week as well.

(Ximena once again as her arms crossed, looking at Ms. Extreme with a straight look on her face. No words are needed to be said, Ximena simply responds with a nod while the crowd continues to cheer in anticipation.)

Ximena Velasquez: How unfair and ungenerous of me would it be to not give you the chance to return the favor? Of course, whatever sorry puto that you put in my way is just going to have to face exactly what I’ve been saying these past few months, and that’s when I make them my bitch. So by all means, feed a lamb to the slaughter. But when it comes to me? I’m not going to let you go so easily. Because you, my friend, are going to be facing Sierra next week. And don’t be so surprised when La Reina makes quick work of you like the disposable basura that I said you were. 

Ms. Extreme: I haven’t had any ill will towards the girl, but what a sad and disappointing fate that you’re going to be leading her to. Of course, I’m going to accept, but don’t be so surprised when the obvious result happens. As for me? Who are you going to be facing on Sunday Night Voltage when the time comes? I’ve decided to leave that to myself for the time being. You’re just going to have to wait and see for yourself. Till then? I’ll see you soon Ximena, let’s see if “lA DiOsA” is truly as good as she said she is.

(‘Zombies’ once again blasts through the speakers while Ms. Extreme takes her Universal Women’s Championship and raises it high in the air. She nudges the shoulder of Ximena while passing by, leaving the ring full of confidence before turning around with a smirk on her face. Ximena simply watches while Ms. Extreme makes her way up the ramp, a stern and serious look on her face while her hands are on her hips. Ms. Extreme then shakes her head while the two Territorial Invasion opponents stare a hole into one another, the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty fades out to elsewhere.)

(A commercial is shown advertising Ms. Extreme versus Ximena Velasquez for the Universal Women’s Championship at Territorial Invasion.)

(Dynasty fades back to the ringside area to show Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face before she speaks into the microphone.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following singles match is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Can’t Let Go’ by Caught a Ghost blasts through the speakers of the arena to the loud boos from the crowd upon seeing Solomon Stane make his way out from the backstage area. He has an intimidating presence while he stands at the center of the ring, looking around with a stern look on his face before focusing on the ring. He lets out a loud battle cry which triggers pyro to come out behind him before he begins to make his way to the ring.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in at 300 pounds… THE CUTTHROAT… SOLOMON STANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Well here comes Solomon who no doubt has been having a rough time as of late. Falling short to Kirk Redwood last week, Solomon found some help in the form of a gangster-like Mazzoni. It’s this newfound attitude that is believed to be the one to turn things around in his career, could that possibly be true?

Flannery McCoy: There’s only one way to find out is there? Solomon has always been someone that has bent the rules when he could, so I have no doubt that attitude is only going to be amplified when the time comes and the pressure is on. Poor Johnny Andrews tonight is going to be the first example of such, but who the hell knows what is going to happen? 

Jake Mercer: Bah gawd it’s the first caveman that has been transported to the present timeline. There are only one species with just as much body hair as Solomon Stane right there, and that’s cavemen. Yet you want me to believe that he stands a chance?! HAH! CAVEMEN COULDN’T EVEN START A FUCKING FIRE!

(‘Sing For The Moment’ by Eminem hits to deafening boos from the crowd this time while Johnny Andrews arrogantly struts out to the stage. He has a smirk on his face while he mocks the crowd that continues to show their disapproval for the Elitist. It’s not long before he poses at the center of the stage, raising his arm in the air while letting the negative reaction continue to soak in while he has the chance, before then making his way to the ring.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 215 pounds… THE GURU OF GREATNESS… JOHNNY ANDREWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: And here comes Johnny Andrews who has managed to get back on track after suffering a loss at Territorial Invasion. We know how hard losses can be, but Johnny is someone that has always managed to pick himself up and get back on track. He got a victory against Griff Warner last week, could we be seeing a repeat?

Flannery McCoy: Johnny definitely has the skills to do just that and I have no doubt that he’s going to put in the work this week to make sure that it happens as well. He’s in for one hell of a challenge but it’s nothing that he hasn’t gone through either. I’m sure, just as always, we’re going to see Johnny Andrews shine in this matchup. 

Jake Mercer: I don’t care about that, THAT is a man that I need to know his hair care routine for. Look at that luscious, flowing hair! Only a few people have that, him, Jake Smith, and me! We need to trade business cards or something, I need to know his secrets!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here we go, this highly anticipated match between two of Dynasty’s rising stars is officially underway! Johnny is precariously making his way out of the corner, seeing the massive size advantage that Solomon possesses right before his very eyes. Both of them are beginning to circle around the ring, not keeping their eyes off of one another while the crowd patiently waits in anticipation. BUT IT’S JOHNNY THAT ATTEMPTS TO CATCH SOLOMON BY SURPRISE, RUNNING FORWARD AND ATTEMPTING TO CONNECT WITH A QUICK DROPKICK TOWARDS HIS CHEST!

Flannery McCoy: Solomon is sent backward towards the ropes, while Johnny wastes zero time approaching him and begins to unload on him with punches towards his face! Solomon is trying to block as many shots as he can with his forearms, not expecting such a sudden and abrupt attack by the significantly smaller Johnny Andrews right now! Solomon just needed to suck it up, as it appears the referee is beginning to make his way over to split the two of them up before this gets out of hand. Johnny backing up for a moment, BEFORE TAKING A HUGE BARGAIN RUNNING FORWARD AND ATTEMPTING TO SEND HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE! CAN HE CONNECT!

Jake Mercer: SOLOMON IS MAKING SURE THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN, GRABBING HIM AND LIFTING HIM OVER THE TOP INSTEAD AND SENDING HIM ONTO THE APRON! Johnny quickly turning him around while clutching onto the ropes for dear life, before sending a forearm shot towards his face! Solomon steps backward, RUNNING FORWARD AND ATTEMPTING TO SEND JOHNNY FLYING OFF THE APRON! BUT IT’S JOHNNY WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI TOWARDS HIS FACE TO COUNTER! Solomon stumbles backward and is forced to drop down to a knee at the center of the ring, while Johnny runs across the apron and begins to make his way up to the top rope while Solomon attempts to get up to his feet. LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOING FOR A BIG CROSSBODY TO ONCE AGAIN TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!

Stew-O: BUT SOLOMON MANAGES TO CATCH HIM AND DROP HIM DOWN INTO A BRUTAL POWERSLAM! Solomon quickly hooking the leg and going for an early pin attempt! Is he able to keep Johnny down right here?! 

OOONNNEEE!!!

Flannery McCoy: But Johnny manages to get the shoulder up before the two count! Solomon sits up before grabbing Johnny by his head and bringing him up to his feet. Solomon brings him up onto his shoulders into a Fireman’s Carry position, and whatever he has planned does not bode well for Johnny right here. Johnny attempts to fight back with elbow shots towards the side of his head to take him off guard! Trying to find a way to escape out of this, BUT SOLOMON MUSCLES THROUGH AND DROPS JOHNNY DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BRUTAL SAMOAN DROP! 

Jake Mercer: Johnny grabbing his back in pain, rolling around, and slamming the canvas in pain. This is the offense that Solomon needs, if he can keep this up then we might as well have a winner right here and now. Solomon makes his way towards Johnny and once again drags him up to his feet against his will, now grabbing him by his arm and sending him towards the corner with an Irish whip! Johnny is backed up against the corner, WHILE SOLOMON RUNS FORWARD GOING FOR A SPLASH TO CRUSH JOHNNY WHERE HE STANDS! 

Stew-O: BUT IT’S JOHNNY THAT MANAGES TO USE THE ROPES TO SEND A KICK TOWARDS THE HEAD OF SOLOMON! Solomon is sent back once again pretty stunned while Johnny begins to make his way up to the top rope, SETTING HIMSELF UP BEFORE LAUNCHING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BEAUTIFUL TOP ROPE BLOCKBUSTER!

Flannery McCoy: Great execution by Johnny, a hard landing for Solomon. Solomon is grabbing his neck while Johnny turns around and runs to the ropes while Solomon is down, RUNNING FORWARD AND CRUSHING HIM WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO FOLLOW UP! Johnny knows that he’s back on track and needs to make sure that Solomon is down and out for the time being so he can collect himself and keep the ball rolling for himself. Johnny mounting on top of him and already beginning to unload with multiple punches towards his skull! Solomon is trying to block all of them to the best of his abilities, but Johnny is absolutely relentless in making sure that the match is undoubtedly in his favor! 

Jake Mercer: And it’s been working believe it or not. Johnny finally letting up and getting off of Solomon and getting back up to his feet. Solomon is in a world of hurt but is still pushing through all of the pain and getting back up to his feet. Johnny is patiently waiting for Solomon to get up to his feet, BEFORE TURNING HIM AROUND AND LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A SUPERKICK AGAINST HIS JAW TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Stew-O: But just in time it’s Solomon that grabs the leg before it’s able to connect! Johnny’s eyes widened as he hobbles around on one leg trying to get Solomon to let go of his other leg. BUT SOLOMON GRABS HIM AND LIFTS HIM IN THE AIR FOR SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! THE SITOUT CHOKESLAM DRIVING JOHNNY DOWN TO THE MAT!

Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S JOHNNY THAT MANAGES TO USE THE MOMENTUM TO ROLL UP SOLOMON INTO A VICTORY ROLL PIN ATTEMPT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEE-

Jake Mercer: REALLY CLOSE ATTEMPT BY JOHNNY BUT IT’S SOLOMON THAT MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! Both of them are back up to their feet, Solomon realizing the danger that he’s in after Johnny’s counter. BUT JOHNNY RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH THE GREATNESS OF A GURU TO FOLLOW UP WITH HIS PIN ATTEMPT! THE CARTWHEEL PELE KICK QUICKLY TAKES SOLOMON DOWN TO THE GROUND WHILE JOHNNY ONCE AGAIN DROPS DOWN TO THE GROUND AND PINS SOLOMON DOWN TO THE MAT FOR THE THREE!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE-

Stew-O: BUT SOLOMON SIMPLY REFUSES TO GIVE MANAGING TO GET THE SHOULDER UP ONCE AGAIN! You can see the look of frustration on Johnny’s face at the moment, but he’s still managing to push through and keep going in this matchup so far. Johnny is back up to his feet and beginning to make his way towards the corner, once again climbing up to the top rope and crushing Solomon with another attempt at an aerial assault. Johnny standing at the top rope with a smirk on his face, BEFORE LEAPING OFF AND GOING FOR A MOONSAULT!

Flannery McCoy: BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO THAT IT’S SOLOMON THAT RUNS FORWARD AND SHOVES HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE SENDING HIM TUMBLING DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA! Johnny takes a rough landing on the outside, but he still shows signs of life clutching onto the barricade and helping himself back up to his feet. He’s trying to shake off all the pain while he can, but it looks like Solomon is rolling out of the ring and making his way towards Johnny to dish out even more punishment. Solomon grabs Johnny, BEFORE THROWING HIM BRUTALLY INTO THE BARRICADE! Johnny going limo against the barricade, once again trying to get himself back up to his feet while planting himself onto a knee, BUT THIS TIME SOLOMON RUNS TOWARDS HIM AGAIN AND SENDS A KNEE TO HIS FACE SLAMMING HIS HEAD AGAINST THE BARRICADE!

OONNEE!!

TTWWOO!!

Jake Mercer: And now the count has begun while Solomon grabs Johnny by the head once again and brings him up, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND THIS TIME THROWING HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST! Now that one must’ve been brutal for Johnny, look at the blood slowly beginning to pour down from a cut on his forehead!

TTHHRRRREEEE!!

FFOOUURR!!

Stew-O: Johnny trying to recover to the best of his abilities, desperately trying to rub the blood away from his face to prevent from obscuring his vision. BUT SOLOMON GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND AND SLAMS HIM BACK FIRST INTO OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE! That was a hard landing for Johnny especially against the cover of our table, you can see him crumbling down to the floor, this is not a good scenario for him especially with someone like Solomon on offense. Solomon grabbing Johnny once again, BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP LOOKING TO DROP HIM THIS TIME INTO A BACK SUPLEX ON THE APRON!

FFIIVVEE!!

SSIIXX!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT JOHNNY MANAGES TO LAND ON THE APRON JUST IN TIME AND LAUNCH OFF TAKING SOLOMON DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG MOONSAULT! Johnny barely saving himself but you can see the fatigue on his face, he’s struggling to get up at the moment. Johnny stumbling backward and using the announcer’s desk as a crutch while Solomon helps himself up to his feet feeling the effects as well. BUT JOHNNY STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK AGAINST HIS JAW TO SEND HIM BACK DOWN!

SSEEVVEENN!!

EEIIGGHHTT!!

Jake Mercer: Johnny knowing that his time is beginning to run out, grabbing Solomon and trying to slowly get him back up to his feet. Johnny grabbing him and setting him up for something big, there are many ways that this can go down. JOHNNY SPRINGING OFF THE APRON AND DRIVING SOLOMON’S HEAD DOWN ON THE RING MAT WITH A BRUTAL TORNADO DDT! Johnny attempts to muster up the strength to get back up to his feet, grabbing Solomon by the head and barely rolling him into the ring. JOHNNY FINDS THE STRENGTH TO HOOK THE LEG AND GO FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHRRR-

Stew-O: BUT JOHNNY WAS TOO LATE, SOLOMON GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Johnny stumbling towards the corner, looking towards Solomon and using this as an opportunity to follow up and once again take Solomon down to the ground for a possible pin attempt. WAITING FOR SOLOMON TO GET UP BEFORE GOING FOR WELCOME TO ELITE ANDREWS WRESTLING! MOONLIGHT DRIVE TO SOLOMON TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!

Flannery McCoy: BUT SOLOMON TURNS IT INTO A BACK BODY DROP TAKING JOHNNY DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SICKENING THUD! Solomon manages to save his chances in this match just for a moment, but you can tell that he’s tired. If there was a time to finish the match for Solomon, it’s immediately. Solomon picking Johnny up off the ground and setting him up BEFORE LAUNCHING HIM INTO A BIG EXPLODER SUPLEX!

Jake Mercer: Johnny tumbles down to the ground but clutches onto the corner turnbuckle padding to help himself up to his feet, SOLOMON RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A SPLASH TOWARDS HIM! But Johnny manages to move out of the way just in time! Johnny stumbling forward trying to escape out of the situation that he finds himself in, BEFORE SOLOMON RUNS FORWARD AND LOOKS TO MAUL HIM ONCE AGAIN WITH A SWIFT SHOULDER TACKLE!

Stew-O: BUT JOHNNY SIDESTEPS AND MOVES OUT OF THE WAY FORCING SOLOMON TO COLLIDE WITH THE REFEREE DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! The referee is down while Johnny tries to help himself up to his feet, BEFORE TAKING SOLOMON DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A QUICK CALF KICK! Johnny managing to get his groove back into this match-

Flannery McCoy: LOOK! IT’S TWO BODYGUARDS! SOLOMON ENLISTED THE HELP OF MAZZONI AND DELIVERED WHILE THE TWO OF THEM COMPLETELY BOMBARD JOHNNY ANDREWS AND BEGIN TO STOMP DOWN ON HIM REPEATEDLY! SOLOMON KNOWS THAT IF HE LOSES HE’LL BE LOSING MONEY AND MAZZONI IS GIVING A HELPING HAND TO MAKE SURE THAT THIS DOESN’T HAPPEN! THE TWO BODYGUARDS GRAB JOHNNY AND LIFT HIM UP BEFORE SLAMMING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A BRUTAL DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!

Jake Mercer: Johnny is driven down to the mat while both bodyguards quickly retreat out of the ring before anything can happen! Solomon sees the opportunity, patiently waiting for Johnny to get back up to his feet so he can capitalize. The referee is beginning to recover as well, he didn’t see any of the brutal assault courtesy of the two beefy bodyguards and that might just be the deciding factor in this match!

Stew-O: SOLOMON LIFTS JOHNNY UP AND SLAMS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH KEY OF SOLOMON! THE SITOUT FORWARD FIREMAN’S CARRY SLAM CONNECTS ONCE AGAIN TAKING JOHNNY DOWN TO THE GROUND! THIS IS THE CHANCE THAT SOLOMON NEEDS, QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG AND PINNING SOLOMON’S SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT! PIN ATTEMPT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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Flannery McCoy: HOW DID JOHNNY MANAGE TO GET HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! THE REFEREE SEES IT JUST IN TIME STOPPING THE PIN ATTEMPT! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!

Jake Mercer: The frustration mingled with complete shock on the face of Solomon Stane tells it all about how he thinks about this. How has Johnny Andrews managed to hold on so long?! Solomon slamming the canvas and getting back up to his feet, grabbing the head of Johnny and bringing him back up to his feet. HE’S LIFTING HIM UP AND GOING FOR ANOTHER KEY OF SOLOMON ATTEMPT!

Stew-O: But this time it’s Johnny that manages to send a barrage of back elbows towards his face forcing Solomon to loosen the grip on him before the finishing maneuver can connect! I don’t know how Johnny has managed to survive in this match, but it’s turning out well for him since it seems like Solomon is having a hard time trying to keep Johnny on his shoulders! Johnny continues to attack trying to find a way to get Solomon to let go of him, and he does! Solomon stumbling back trying to keep his ground, BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING HE’S MET WITH A ENZUIGIRI TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD BY JOHNNY TO TAKE HIM DOWN!

Flannery McCoy: Solomon is sent back against the ropes, trying to rebound off of them and use the momentum to make his way towards Johnny. BUT JOHNNY ONCE AGAIN CONNECTS WITH AN ENZUIGIRI TOWARDS HIS HEAD! Solomon drops down to a knee while Johnny looks to set him up right here! BUT JOHNNY GOING FOR ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT THE GREATNESS OF THE GURU! CARTWHEEL PELE KICK!

Jake Mercer: BUT SOLOMON GRABS HIM WHILE HE ROLLS IN AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SLAM! Johnny bounces off the canvas but desperately tries to get up to his feet, seeing the danger that he finds himself in at the moment, but it looks like he fell into Solomon’s trap! SOLOMON GOING FOR CHILL-OUT! SPINNING SPINEBUSTER INCOMING

Stew-O: BUT JOHNNY MANAGES TO FLIP OVER SOLOMON AND ROLL HIM UP INTO A SCHOOLBOY PIN ATTEMPT! COULD JOHNNY GET A QUICK VICTORY?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! BUT JOHNNY ROLLS THROUGH AND DROPS SOLOMON DOWN WITH SKULL CRACKER! FUTURE SHOCK DDT CONNECTS DRIVING SOLOMON’S HEAD DOWN ONTO THE GROUND OUT OF NOWHERE WHILE JOHNNY ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG! SHOULDERS DOWN! COULD THIS BE THE END OF THE MATCH?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Sing For The Moment’ once again hits to the boos from the crowd while Johnny Andrews pops up to a knee. He looks around, nodding with the biggest smirk ever on his face before getting back up to his feet. He falls back and leans against the ropes for a moment, taking the time to catch his breath, before making his way towards the center of the ring and arrogantly spreading his arms out. The referee then begins to make their way towards him, raising his arm in victory before Johnny climbs up to the top and raises an arm in the air with a smile.)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner… JOHNNY ANDREWS!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: What a match that we were able to witness right here! Both men, hungry for a victory, laid it all on the line to make sure that one way or another that goal ended up accomplished. It was clear that especially after Operation: Doomsday there was zero room for error on the road to Territorial Invasion for these men. In the end, though, it was Johnny Andrews that showed he had the bigger heart this week, coming out victorious when it was all said and done.

Flannery McCoy: It was apparent that Solomon pulled out all the stops in this matchup. Even bringing out bodyguards that one way or another could secure a victory for him. But at the end that wasn’t enough, Johnny managed to fight through the odds and come out on top. Another victory added to the notch of Johnny Andrews!

(Solomon rolls out of the ring, being helped by the two bodyguards that came and interfered in this matchup. He slammed the apron repeatedly in frustration while Johnny makes his way towards him and begins to laugh while Solomon is helped up the ramp. The last shot seen is Johnny posing for the last time while Dynasty then begins to fade out to elsewhere.)

(A commercial is shown for the official Elite Answers Wrestling UNO deck starring none other than the UNO Champion himself, Jonny Airhart.)

(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as the North Little Rock, Arkansas crowd is rocking and hype just as “Runnin’” by 21 Savage begins to blast. The fans in attendance rise to their feet as out walks The Interwire Champion Bronson Daniels with his manager Treyvon Harris by his side. Treyvon is handed the belt by Bronson as Harris raises it high above his head while Bronson leads him down the ramp towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: Introducing at this time… BRONSON DANIELS!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION IS HERE AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOT SOMETHING ON HIS MIND!

Jake Mercer: I know he has dread on his mind but I wonder if the incoming Andre Walker collision has any dread weighing in his heart. This wouldn’t be the first time Bronson lost a title to Andre Walker!

Flannery McCoy: Presumptuous of you to assume anything while Bronson walks to the ring with a smile that’s going from ear to ear right now! He looks confident to me and I can’t blame him in being confident even with Andre Walker being his Territorial Invasion opponent for the second year in a row.

(We watch as Harris and Bronson enter the ring and both receive microphones. The music dies down as Harris keeps the Interwire title on his shoulder as he stands a few feet behind Bronson’s right shoulder.)

Bronson Daniels: At Operation: Doomsday, many people may have falsely assumed I had backed myself into a corner. I extended an open challenge to anyone who wanted to step up and challenge me for the Interwire Championship. The belt that I have high plans for, the belt I aim to elevate, and the championship I strive to make the most prestigious title in EAW…I gave an open challenge and Jonny Airhart decided to step up and take on this challenge. After weeks of mind games, after Jonny Airhart tried to mentally and physically destroy me, and even after Jonny Airhart picked the stipulations to our Operation: Doomsday match…I still managed to go Savage Mode on that man and leave with that Interwire Championship!

(The crowd cheers and goes wild.)

Bronson Daniels: Jonny fought valiantly, and proved many of the expectations correct, and even exceeded them. He showed especially in this match that he was willing to put it on the line and do anything to make sure that he came out victorious when it was all said and done. But his efforts, unfortunately, were not enough to walk out of this match with a victory. There is still so much left in store for him and there is no doubt that this is a testament to his abilities and what he’s capable of, but that night was simply just not his night. I proved that I wanted it more and proved exactly that by laying it all on the line despite the major disadvantage that I had. Afterward, I received an offer from Roc Nation’s own Treyvon Harris who aims to help take my career to even bigger heights. Life is good for me. I even had the privilege to witness three elitists fight on the same card to see who would be my next challenger for this belt of mine. Turns out, it’s the guy who beat me a year ago for the New Breed Championship…Andre Walker.

(The fans begin booing as Bronson turns and smirks at Treyvon.)

Bronson Daniels: Yea. That guy. The guy who has been talking nonstop trash about me this entire week. The guy who has been bad mouthing me and treating me as if I’ve already been beaten for this very belt or something. I mean, I get the reasons why Andre would be so cocky and brash. He actually did take the New Breed title from me a year ago. That’s an achievement that he should be proud of. Andre ended up having one of the more memorable title reigns with the New Breed Championship as well. The guy really took the ball and ran with it. Andre Walker may have beaten me a year ago but…that’s NOT going to happen again. Make no mistake about it, because I don’t plan on making any mistakes this time. While Andre Walker surely looks at this match-up the same way he did a year ago, things have changed since last year. Well, besides Andre’s new teeth and Jason Mamoa cosplay look. I myself have changed within and this season isn’t going to be a rerun of the last one. I myself have grown. I have evolved. I have become a much better version of the guy that Andre Walker beat at last season’s Territorial Invasion and this season’s version will see a different outcome for us both. I’m elated that we get to have the one on one that I desired because I’m sure Jack Ripley and I could have torn the roof off the building had he won. Darcy and I would have been electric. But it just makes sense that I’d have to defend my belt against you, Dre. Things are going to be different and-

(“Rockstar” by N.E.R.D. Blasts as the fans insanely begin booing. Out walks Andre Walker with Albert Hitchman in tow. Both men look annoyed at Bronson and Treyvon as they step slowly down the ring ramp.)

Stew-O: Here comes the challenger to that very Interwire Championship! The Notorious Kaiser is looking not too keen on how Bronson is talking right now!

Flannery McCoy: Andre found a way to enter a match with Darcy May Morgan and Jack Ripley and exit with this opportunity in front of him and he has made it clear he wants to take a second championship away from Bronson as he did a year ago!

(Andre and Albert enter the ring and grab mics as Bronson and Treyvon shake their heads.)

Treyvon Harris: Hold on now, y’all boys know the champ here has this time reserved to address the crowd and promote-

Albert Hitchman: You. Yea. Shut your mouth. Nobody here came to hear that fraud talk and you might as well get used to referring to Bronson Daniels as the FORMER champ because that’s all he will be known as after Andre smashes him into the earth in just a few weeks. 

Treyvon Harris: You sound crazy, fat boy! My guy here isn’t backing down from nobody! Not Johnny Airhart, Jack Fipley, Darcy May Morgan, and especially not Andre Walker! Ain’t nobody afraid of your giant tan Aquaman stunt double boyfriend! 

(The crowd pops as Albert looks disgusted and Andre himself rolls his eyes.)

Crowd: AQUAMAN!!! AQUAMAN!!! AQUAMAN!!! AQUAMAN!!! 

Bronson Daniels: Man, we got an Aquaman chant going!

Andre Walker: Enough of this bullshit.

(The crowd instantly stops chanting and begins booing heavily for Andre.)

Andre Walker: I hear you talking. I hear the scheming. I hear the excuses. I hear the confidence. I hear the reasonings spout behind all of this. I see you looking prideful. I saw what you did to Jonny Whogivesafuck-Hart. I’ve watched you seemingly get better. I’ve witnessed you do some pretty impressive things that have made these people fond of you. Things that would make them believe that you yourself believe that this will be different. I’ve paid close attention to you gathering confidence, building composure, and growing as an athlete in this sport we both compete in. I’ve heard the commentators wax poetic about your potential and how at Operation: Doomsday you have moved closer and closer to being considered one of the best talents in Elite Answers Wrestling. But there are levels to this game, Bronny. You can be excited, hyper-focused, in the best shape of your life, and have that recent win where you overcame the stacked odds under your record. Thing is…I’M STILL VERY MUCH SO…better than you.

(The crowd begins booing even harder as Andre gets in Bronson’s face.)

Andre Walker: I don’t care what state you’re in. You can be in a state of bliss, a New York State of Mind, it doesn’t matter. The only state you will be in when you get in this ring with me and put that Interwire title on the line is a state of emergency. You can be as prepared as you ever have been and you will still get worked like a low-wage job, Bronson. I am one of the best, I am a World Championship contender, at Operation: Doomsday I defeated two former World Champions while you were struggling with Jonny fucking Airhart. 

Bronson Daniels: You talk about being a World Championship contender yet you ain’t won a single World Championship yet! All this World Champion nonsense and you still have to coast off that New Breed title run while I’ve clearly elevated past you and currently hold gold while you are stuck holding Albert Hitchman’s nuts talking about what you could be and would be.

Andre Walker: No could or would about it. I WILL be a World Champion. It’s obvious. It’s clearly going to happen. Even the biggest Andre Walker hater can see this the same way they can see the sun shining in the sky or see your brittle, concave chest. 

Bronson Daniels: You used to look similar body-wise to me. You did a couple of push ups, got Dr. Miami on speed dial, and now you talking crazy.

Andre Walker: I’m not talking crazy. I’m trying to talk some sense into you. You are naive to expect me to not break your face and take that belt off you as I did a year ago. You can’t be that damn dumb to really think any steps you took to get better are further ahead of who I am right now.

Bronson Daniels: You talking about breaking faces a year ago…why don’t you try breaking my face and taking my belt right now!!!

(We see Treyvon and Albert quickly realize things are getting out of hand as they both rush to get in front of their clients.)

Stew-O: WE MIGHT GET OURSELVES A BRAWL RIGHT HERE AND NOW! ANDRE AND BRONSON BEING HELD BACK BY THEIR MANAGERS AS-

(“Voodoo Chile” by Jimi Hendrix blasts as the entire building pops. Out indeed walks The Visual Prophet, wearing a “VPLA” sweatsuit as he raises one finger in the air and waves it at Bronson and Andre.)

The Visual Prophet: Woah, woah, woah there children! You fellas getting all rambunctious and amped up. It’s a lot of Red Bull and Monster energy permeating from that damn ring. Ima need y’all two pupils to pull it back together and relax for at least a moment. I get it. It’s beef between you two guys. Bronson still upset over Andre taking his belt and Andre clearly jealous cause Bronson went in to get himself a higher ranked title while Andre left empty-handed. I feel you both. It’s so sad. So very sad. Instead of just hashing this out over a game of EAW 2k, y’all rather punch and kick each other in the ring while these lovely V-Hive fans cheer y’all on, huh? Bronny Bron and Dre Dre rather claw and scratch right now and spoil your future title match. Is that right? Well, I got some news for you both. You two can relax cause I will not allow you two men to spoil such a highly anticipated rematch. Well, that’s because…I’M GOING TO SPOIL IT FOR YOU! If you two PLANNED or THOUGHT you would face off at Territorial Invasion for the Interwire Championship…YOU DEAD WRONG! YOU WILL NOT FIGHT AT TI FOR THAT INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!

(The crowd is shocked as are Bronson, Andre, Treyvon, and Albert Hitchman.)

The Visual Prophet: OOOOOOOH…HE GIVES US WHAT WE NEEEEEED!!!! …IT MAY NOT BE WHAT WE WAAAAAAAAAANT!!! Nope. Not going to happen. No match. No match that night between you two for that big gold belt that my beloved brother Treyvon Harris has. Speaking of Treyvon Harris…

(Viz squints as he stares dead at Treyvon Harris.)

The Visual Prophet: :oh: You look familiar!

Treyvon Harris: :mjwhat:

The Visual Prophet: :viz: Nevermind. Yeah.

Albert Hitchman: You don’t have the authority to do that! Who do you think you-

The Visual Prophet: You shut your face, fat boy! I’ll slice a piece of bacon off your bacon and make a BLT!

Andre Walker: You watch your mouth you oversized, go to prison on purpose, kufi-wearing crook. Who the hell are you to try and cancel a match I earned? A match I’m guaranteed to win.

Bronson Daniels: Guaranteed? You sound dumber than Hitchman over there. 

The Visual Prophet: Wait. Hol’ up. He makes a good point. Great question, Dre Dre. Who. Am. I. What authority do I have to tell you that you won’t be facing Bronson Daniels for a title shot you already earned. Maybe…maybe because I can see the future, guys!

Andre Walker: :francis: What?

Bronson Daniels: :mjwhat: Come again?

Albert Hitchman: :merchant: Excuse me?

Treyvon Harris: :respek: You shittin me.

The Visual Prophet: :troll: Nah in trolling! Or am I! But the truth is…I am Dynasty’s Team Captain for this year’s War Games match, guys. Your title match isn’t happening because the founder of The Visual Prophet Leadership Academy, the beloved brother of The beloved brother Dr. Angelo D’Angelo, and the proud black man that I have proven to be…I’ve been entrusted to build a team capable enough to defeat Team Voltage and defeat Team Showdown. This is why I choose to interrupt you guys and tell you…my young friend. My soon-to-be apprentice. My teacher’s aid for this lead up to Territorial Invasion that you will be joining Team Dynasty at Territorial Invasion!

Treyvon Harris: That’s HUGE! Bronson Daniels as Interwire Champ AND participating in the historic War Games match as a member of Team Dynasty?! What I tell you, Bronson! You about to be the biggest thing since sliced bread!

Bronson Daniels: Ah man, how great would it have been to shut Andre Walker’s mouth finally but it looks like I’ll be rocking with Viz as we put Voltage and Showdown in their place.

The Visual Prophet: Ah nah, my guy. Love you to death. We would look great together in that match but I wasn’t out here to invite you to be on the team. Nah, sorry if I led you on. Yea. We adding Andre Walker to Team Dynasty for the War Games match!

Stew-O: AHDHDJEHUFHEHDHHW!!!!

Bronson Daniels: What?!

Flannery McCoy: BBDBDHDHEISJAAAAAAH!!!

Treyvon Harris: But…WHY?!

Albert Hitchman: :mjlol:

The Visual Prophet: Look man, I’ll be Frank. Not gurryman but blunt and concise. Andre fits what this team needs. You still my black brother, REPARATIONS, JET MAGAZINE yadda yadda. But, you got that belt and Andre just might be hungrier for this. No slight against you Bronny!

Andre Walker: Nah. All slights. Take this as another reminder that I am simply BETTER than you. Another main eventer, another World Championship contender, looks at me as his peer. Not you. Never you. 

Bronson Daniels: Eat it up. Viz is making a mistake and deep down he knows it. If he doesn’t know, he will learn the hard way when you choke away the win for Team Dynasty!

The Visual Prophet: Oh he better not! I’ll give his ass detention if he dies!

Andre Walker: Eat a dick, champ.

Bronson Daniels: Bring an apple with you, teacher’s pet!

(Bronson and Andre stare each other down as The Visual Prophet’s theme music begins to play.)

Stew-O: Andre Walker vs Bronson Daniels for the Interwire championship has been postponed. Andre Walker joining Team Dynasty? That’s official! Viz might be building a formidable team based on his own abilities and Andre’s as well!

Flannery McCoy: Viz better be careful. Andre may know Viz is Team Captain but Walker and Hitchman may have interests in making Team Dynasty all about Team Walker!

Jake Mercer: THIS IS AWESOME! I HAVEN’T BEEN THIS EXCITED FOR A TAG TEAM SINCE MAYBE WHEN HEADMASHER RYKEEKEE AND THE OPTICAL PRIEST TEAMED TOGETHER IN AWE’S CIVIL WAR PLAY MATCH!!! IT’S LITTY 2 TITTY, BABY!!!!!

(The camera cuts to a commercial for the Top 10 wrestlers injured by Drake Smith episode of Dark Side of the Ring.)

(Dynasty fades back to ringside, and ‘Sacrifice’ by Bebe Rexha hits, causing the crowd to give off a mixed reaction as Kensi begins walking out to the stage. She looks around at the crowd, and stops at the top of the ramp, waiting for her partner as her theme is eventually replaced by ‘Flawless’ by Mega Drive. The mixed reaction continues as Lisa Wren walks out to join her tag team partner, and after the two share some words, the team begin making their way down towards the ring as the crowd gives off a mix of both cheers and boos, clearly split on their feelings of both Lisa Wren and Kensi.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen…. The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!

Stephie Love: Introducing first…. The team of LIISSAA WWRREENNNNN AND KENSSIIIIIIII!!!!!

(Kensi and Lisa Wren make their way into the ring, and it’s there that Lisa decides that she’ll be starting the match, leaving Kensi to make her way out onto the apron.)

Stew-O: Lisa Wren and Kensi may have come up short at Operation: Doomsday, but their time as a tag team clearly isn’t done yet! They have the opportunity to bounce back, but they’re not facing just anybody.

Jake Mercer: That’s right. In fact, they’re facing two people who I KNOW they’ll have trouble with. I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t think Kensi and Lisa will get the victory tonight. Just look at the fear in their eyes!

Flannery McCoy: Fear? I don’t see any fear. They’ve both been in EAW for a while, I don’t think-

Jake Mercer: THEY’RE SCARED! Terrified! Don’t question me, I know what I’m talking about.

Flannery McCoy: Whatever. Anyways, these two definitely have the potential to be a great team, so if there’s an opportunity for them to once again show us what they could do, it’s tonight.

(‘Bow Down’ by I Prevail hits, and another mixed reaction is given, but the reaction is a bit louder as someone the EAW universe hasn’t seen in a while returns in Seth Osiris. Seth Osiris walks out to the stage, and he looks extremely focused on his upcoming match, as do his two opponents. Seth decides to wait near the top of the ramp, and ‘Written in my Hellfire’ hits. After this, all of the positive reactions in the arena disappear and are replaced by boos as a focused Black Shamrock begins walking out to the stage. He doesn’t waste any time at all, walking right to the end of the stage and walking down the ramp as Seth Osiris follows behind.)

Stephie Love: And their opponents…… The team of SETHHHHHH OOSSSIIIRRRRIIISSSSSS…. AND BLAAAAACK SHHAAAMMMRROOOOCCKK!!!!

Stew-O: And here’s the team of Seth Osiris and Black Shamrock! This should be an interesting one and we all know exactly why. Seth Osiris is making his return to EAW, meanwhile, Black Shamrock is making his debut! In other words, none of us really know what to expect tonight.

Jake Mercer: Except for me, obviously. Seth Osiris has been doing tons of training overseas, learning all kinds of brutal martial arts! There’s really nothing that could stop him at this point. I’ll never forget watching Seth take out 30 men all by himself :wow:.

Flannery McCoy: Mind expanding on that? Where and when did any of this happen?

Jake Mercer: You just had to be there.

Flannery McCoy: Riiiight. I don’t know what I’ll be getting from these two, but both of them seem like they’re extremely focused on this match, and if there’s any match you always want to win, it’s the match where you’re giving your first impression. Whether they have what it takes or not, we’ll just have to see!

(Seth Osiris stays inside of the ring as Black Shamrock exits out to the apron, and from there the referee calls for the bell.)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: Here we go! This tag team match is underway, and it looks like the returning Seth Osiris will be starting this match off against Lisa Wren! The two Elitists circle the ring to wait who’ll strike first, and I don’t blame Lisa for wanting to see how this will play out. Seth Osiris hasn’t been around for a while, and this is Black Shamrock’s first-ever match! The two continue to come closer and closer to one another- AND SETH OSIRIS JUST WENT FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK BUT LISA WREN MANAGED TO DUCK IT! LISA WREN NOW ATTEMPTING AN ENZUIGIRI, BUT SETH HAD IT SCOUTED! 

Jake Mercer: OF COURSE HE HAD IT SCOUTED! All that training he did overseas paid off :wow:!!! Seth Osiris now pulls Lisa Wren up from behind, AND HE GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX BUT LISA WREN MANAGED TO DELIVER A BACK ELBOW TO THE JAW! Lisa Wren now grabs Seth in a headlock, but Seth quickly pushes Lisa into the ropes and forces her to bounce off of them, BUT SETH QUICKLY FOLLOWS BEHIND- AND HE KNEES LISA IN THE MIDSECTION AS SOON AS SHE BOUNCES OFF OF THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES! 

Flannery McCoy: That was a huge hit that dropped Lisa to her knees, and now Seth Osiris has her in a rear chinlock! Seth Osiris clearly hasn’t lost a step seeing how he’s performing right now, but he’s not just facing anyone tonight! Lisa Wren knows exactly what she’s doing as well, and right now she’s finding her way back up to her feet, AND SHE MANAGES TO PULL HERSELF OUT OF THE SUBMISSION BEFORE SWINGING AT SETH FOR A CLOTHESLINE! SETH OSIRIS DUCKED UNDER IT- BUT LISA WREN JUST QUICKLY SPUN AROUND AND DELIVERED A CORKSCREW DROPKICK!

Stew-O: That dropkick dropped Seth Osiris, but he’s quickly able to get back up! Seth charges in at Lisa, BUT LISA DUCKS DOWN AND SENDS SETH OVER THE TOP ROPE! Seth Osiris manages to land on the apron though, and I don’t think Lisa expected that! Lisa Wren goes after Seth Osiris, BUT SETH DELIVERS A FOREARM! That forearm hit Lisa hard- BUT LISA IS ABLE TO RETALIATE WITH AN ENZUIGIRI! That enzuigiri stunned Seth, and he’s barely holding onto the top rope, the only thing keeping him on the apron! LISA WREN NOW RUNS THE ROPES, AND SHE-

Jake Mercer: GETS HIT WITH A SHOULDER TO THE MIDSECTION! SETH OSIRIS NOW, WITH A SPRINGBOARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! That uppercut nearly took Lisa’s head off! Seth Osiris now going for the cover, and that has to be the end of the match! That was actually Seth’s finishing move when he was training overseas, and rumor has it he actually ended someone’s career with that move, accidentally uppercutting their entire jaw off! There’s no way this match doesn’t end!

ONE!

T-

Flannery McCoy: Aaand Lisa Wren kicks out. You were saying?

Jake Mercer: :wow: Lisa’s more powerful than I thought. 

Flannery McCoy: Whatever you say. Seth Osiris just dragged Lisa back up to her feet before pulling her towards his team’s corner, and there’s the tag to the debuting Black Shamrock! Black Shamrock is in the ring, AND THERE’S A HUGE KICK TO LISA’S MIDSECTION! BLACK SHAMROCK SLAMS LISA’S HEAD INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND HE DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO HER MIDSECTION REPEATEDLY! Black Shamrock now lifts Lisa Wren up for a suplex, BUT LISA SLIPS OUT OF IT AND LANDS ON HER FEET! BOTH ELITISTS QUICKLY TURN TOWARDS EACH OTHER, AND NOW LISA WREN CHARGES IN BEFORE GOING FOR A-

Stew-O: NO! BLACK SHAMROCK JUST POPPED LISA UP AND DELIVERED FASTBALL PUNCH! Lisa Wren just dropped to the mat, and that right there is the power that Black Shamrock possesses! Lisa Wren is pulling herself up in an empty corner, AND BLACK SHAMROCK CHARGES IN- BUT LISA WREN ROLLS OUT OF THE CORNER AND AVOIDS BLACK SHAMROCK’S ATTEMPT AT A RUNNING CORNER CLOTHESLINE! LISA WREN DIVES TOWARDS HER CORNER, AND SHE MAKES THE TAG TO KENSI! KENSI ENTERS THE RING, AND SHE QUICKLY CHARGES IN BEFORE DELIVERING A RUNNING FOREARM TO BLACK SHAMROCK IN THE CORNER! Kensi’s not done yet though!

Jake Mercer: Kensi now running the ropes as Black Shamrock stumbles out of the corner, AND BLACK SHAMROCK SWINGS FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT IT DOESN’T CONNECT! KENSI BOUNCES OFF OF THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES, AND SHE HITS SHAMROCK WITH A DROPKICK! Black Shamrock is a big man so that didn’t take him off his feet, but it did cause him to stumble towards the ropes! Kensi is back up and she runs towards Black Shamrock, AND I THINK BLACK SHAMROCK EXPECTED HER TO RUN RIGHT UP TO HIS FACE SO HE WENT FOR A BACK ELBOW, BUT KENSI HAD SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND! SHE JUST SLID OUT OF THE RING, AND SHE PULLED SHAMROCK’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM, DROPPING HIM ON HIS FACE! 

Flannery McCoy: Kensi quickly slides back into the ring, and she locks in a crossface in Black Shamrock! Kensi and Lisa Wren have been doing a good job working against a team consisting of someone that’s been away for a long time and a man that’s having his first-ever match in EAW! Black Shamrock may have underestimated his competition this week despite him just starting out here, and clearly, that’s put him in a lot of trouble! 

Stew-O: WAIT! BLACK SHAMROCK IS SLIPPING OUT OF THE CROSSFACE! SHAMROCK MANAGES TO PULL KENSI’S HANDS AWAY FROM HIS FACE, AND HE PULLS HIMSELF UP TO A KNEE BEFORE PULLING KENSI UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! BLACK SHAMROCK MANAGED TO ESCAPE THE CROSSFACE AND LIFT KENSI UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION, AND NOW SHAMROCK QUICKLY HEADS TO THE CENTER OF THE RING BEFORE DROPPING KENSI IN A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB, FOLLOWED BY A COVER!

ONE!

TWO!!

Stew-O: KENSI MANAGES TO KICK OUT! That was a big move by Shamrock though, and it’s exactly what he needed against the two Elitists clearly more experienced than him!

Jake Mercer: Power is clearly Black Shamrock’s greatest friend right now, and Kensi and Lisa are being forced to learn that the hard way! Black Shamrock pulls Kensi back up, AND HE DELIVERS A HARD HITTING KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! Black Shamrock now grabs Kensi by the arm, AND HE USES HIS FULL POWER TO SEND KENSI CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! Kensi hit the turnbuckles hard, and now it looks like her and Lisa are the ones in trouble! Black Shamrock is looking great right now, and now he lifts Kensi up onto his shoulders-

Flannery McCoy: BUT KENSI MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF BLACK SHAMROCK’S GRASP! KENSI CHARGES IN- BUT SHAMROCK DELIVERS A BECK ELBOW TO KENSI’S JAW! Kensi stumbles back, AND NOW SHAMROCK GOES FOR THE PSK- BUT IT DOESN’T CONNECT! THE BSK DOESN’T CONNECT BECAUSE KENSI MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, AND NOW KENSI CHARGES IN BEFORE DELIVERING A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF BLACK SHAMROCK’S LEG! Kensi now with the tag to Lisa Wren, and it looks like these two might be looking for a tag team maneuver as they send Shamrock towards the center of the ring! 

Stew-O: The two women charge in, AND THEY HIT A DOUBLE BIG BOOT TO SHAMROCK’S FACE! Lisa Wren now with the cover on Black Shamrock! 

ONE!

TWO!!

Stew-O: AND SHAMROCK MANAGES TO KICK OUT! That wasn’t enough to get the job done, but it looks like these two aren’t done just yet! Lisa Wren goes back to her team’s corner, and she tags Kensi back in! These two clearly know how to work as a team, and that might just be what separates these two from Black Shamrock and Seth Osiris! Their teamwork might just win them the match tonight!

Jake Mercer: Lisa Wren sends Black Shamrock into the corner, AND SHE CHARGES IN BEFORE DELIVERING A RUNNING SPLASH! Kensi now climbs up to the top rope as Black Shamrock stumbles out of the corner, AND SHE GOES FOR A DIVING CROSSBODY- WAIT NO! BLACK SHAMROCK CAUGHT KENSI! BLACK SHAMROCK CAUGHT KENSI, AND HE CHARGES INTO THE CORNER AND CRUSHES LISA WREN USING KENSI’S BODY, BEFORE TOSSING KENSI ACROSS THE RING WITH A FALLAWAY SLAM! Black Shamrock is in firm control of this match now, and it looks like their tag team moves didn’t actually go according to plan!

Flannery McCoy: Black Shamrock now with the tag to Seth Osiris, AND HE CHARGES AT KENSI WHO MANAGED TO CRAWL INTO THE CORNER, BEFORE DELIVERING A- NO! KENSI SLIPPED OUT OF THE WAY AS SHE PULLED HERSELF OUT TO THE APRON, AND SETH OSIRIS’ KNEE JUST HIT THE TURNBUCKLE! Kensi pulls herself up on the apron, AND SHE PULLS SETH’S THROAT DOWN ONTO THE TOP ROPE! Kensi quickly pulls herself back into the ring, AND SHE SLAMS SETH’S FACE INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BEFORE PULLING HIM INTO A COBRA CLUTCH, AND NOW KENSI CONNECTS WITH A COBRA CLUTCH BULLDOG! COVER NOW BY KENSI!

ONE!

TWO!!

T-

Stew-O: SETH OSIRIS MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! Kensi looks a bit frustrated, but this match isn’t over yet! Kensi pulls Seth Osiris back to his feet- BUT SETH OUT OF DESPERATION SHOVES KENSI INTO THE CORNER! KENSI BOUNCES OUT OF THE CORNER, AND SETH OSIRIS DELIVERS A SPINEBUSTER TO THE SMALLER OPPONENT! SETH OSIRIS DROPS TO THE MAT AND TRIES TO PULL AN ARM OVER KENSI… But wait a second! What’s the referee telling him!?

Referee: (off-mic) She’s not the legal woman! You can’t pin her!

Stew-O: Seth looks confused- BUT LISA WREN ENTERS THE RING AND DELIVERS A RUNNING SENTON!

Jake Mercer: Lisa tagged herself in when Seth pushed Kensi into the corner! That was genius! Kensi is rolling out onto the apron, and now Lisa Wren has the upper hand as she pulls Seth Osiris back up! SETH ISN’T GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT THOUGH, AS HE HITS LISA WITH A HARD-HITTING FOREARM! Lisa Wren manages to hit Seth with one in return though, and now she sends Seth into the ropes, BEFORE GOING FOR A HURRICANRANA! Seth Osiris stumbles into the corner as Lisa Wren charges in, AND LISA GOES FOR A-

Flannery McCoy: DISCUS LARIAT!!!!! DISCUS LARIAT BY SETH OSIRIS!!!! SETH OSIRIS JUST HIT LISA WREN WITH THE HUGE DISCUS LARIAT, AND THAT JUST TURNED LISA INSIDE OUT! SETH OSIRIS NOW GOES FOR THE COVER ON LISA WREN, AND I’D BE SURPRISED IF THAT’S NOT THE END OF THE MATCH! WHAT A RETURN THIS COULD BE FOR SETH!!

ONE!

TWO!!

THR-

Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S NOT DONE YET!!! LISA WREN SOMEHOW FOUND IT IN HER TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! Somehow this match still isn’t over, but Seth Osiris now is fed up, and he’s beginning to punch away at Lisa Wren! This ground and pound isn’t good for Lisa! 

Stew-O: That’s right, but now Seth Osiris has something else on his mind that might be even more dangerous than all of the punches! Seth Osiris slowly gets back up to his feet before pulling Lisa Wren up, AND NOW SETH LIFTS LISA UP BEFORE GOING FOR ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVES IN HIS ARSENAL! EAT AT THE TABLE- WAIT NO! LISA WREN SLIPS OUT OF SETH’S GRASP! LISA WREN SLIPPED OUT OF SETH OSIRIS’ GRASP, AND NOW SHE QUICKLY BOUNCES OFF OF THE ROPES BEFORE DELIVERING A RUNNING SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! Lisa Wren is still feeling the effects of the discus clothesline, but she manages to pull herself towards her team’s corner!

Jake Mercer: AND SHE MAKES THE TAG TO KENSI, WHO IMMEDIATELY CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS SHE SEES THAT SETH OSIRIS IS SLOWLY BEGINNING TO STIR, BUT THAT MIGHT NOT MATTER AT THIS POINT OF THE MATCH! Black Shamrock is telling Seth Osiris to get back up and get his head in the game, but Seth is stunned and I don’t blame him at all, that sunset flip powerbomb clearly rocked him, and whatever Kensi has in mind might just do a whole lot worse!

Flannery McCoy: SPECIAL K!!!! SETH OSIRIS HAD MADE IT BACK TO HIS FEET, AND THAT ALLOWED KENSI TO DIVE OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND DELIVER HER FINISHING MANEUVER! BLACK SHAMROCK JUST ENTERED THE RING, BUT LISA WREN IS ALREADY IN THE RING AND SHE QUICKLY CHARGES AT BLACK SHAMROCK AND HITS HIM WITH A HUGE FOREARM TO STOP HIM FROM BREAKING THINGS UP! KENSI IS NOW ABLE TO GO FOR THE COVER WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT IT BEING BROKEN UP, AND THIS HAS TO BE IT! THE MATCH HAS TO BE OVER!

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stephie Love: Here are your winners…… KENNSSSIIIIIIIII AND LIIIISSSAAA WWERRRENNNNNN!!!!!

Stew-O: And there it is! Kensi and Lisa Wren pick up the victory! These two had a rough loss back at Operation: Doomsday and after we all saw what was running through their minds last week on Dynasty, but they made it clear that they wanted to bounce back, and bounce back they did!

Jake Mercer: I knew Kensi and Lisa would win this match, I was just testing you guys! These two clearly know what they’re doing as a team, but Seth Osiris and Black Shamrock didn’t do bad at all.

Flannery McCoy: I’m just gonna ignore that first sentence. I agree, Seth and Shamrock didn’t do bad at all. As long as they keep pushing forward I think they may have what it takes to do some great things, just like Kensi and Lisa. Clearly, we know who the better team was tonight though, so congratulations to Kensi and Lisa Wren!

(‘Sacrifice’ hits as Kensi gets back up to her feet, and Lisa Wren joins her as the two have their hands raised by the referee and the crowd gives a mixed reaction. At this point, Seth Osiris has already rolled out of the ring and is looking to recover, and Black Shamrock is seen frustrated after his team didn’t win the match. Nonetheless, Kensi and Lisa continue to celebrate their victory as Dynasty begins to fade from ringside.)

(A commercial is shown for Discord starring various Elite Answers Wrestling stars, the perfect place to ask for a pint at a bar and call your World Champions trash.)

( The scene fades backstage and cuts to Dynasty correspondent, Michael Belfort. Belfort sports a nice suit and professional smile, and as soon as he is given the signal, he begins speaking. )

Michael Belfort: With Territorial Invasion right around the corner, things have been heating up here in Elite Answers Wrestling. Battle lines have been drawn and brands are gearing up to go to war with one another for another season of bragging rights. Joining me right now are two people who are hoping to find themselves on the Territorial Invasion card… the Unified Tag Team Champions, Xavier Williams and Harlow Reichert. Guys, welcome, and thank you for joining me.

( The camera shot widens to show both Xavier and Harlow standing on either side of Belfort. Both of the champions are dressed in street clothes and have their belts slung across their shoulders. Harlow can’t help but look at her boyfriend and roll her eyes. She tosses her silky black hair behind her shoulders and shakes her head. )

Harlow Reichert: I realize that your introduction was probably meant to come off as light-hearted and friendly, but the fact Xavier and I are trying to find a match for Territorial Invasion is rather sad to me. We are the Unified Tag Team Champions and we should have people lining up for the right to challenge us.

Xavier Williams: At the very least, StarrStan should be going above and beyond to make sure that the tag team division is stacked with competition.

Michael Belfort: Well let’s talk about that. At Operation: Doomsday, the two of you faced the inexperienced team of Lisa Wren and Kensi, who put up a rather valiant effort even in defeat. Neither of you seemed particularly worried about the challenge those two ladies could potentially present, and at several points during the match, it appeared as if Lisa and Kensi could have pulled off the upset.

Xavier Williams: Let me stop you right there. There wasn’t any point in the match where either of us feared that our reign was going to come to an end. Lisa Wren and Kensi might have risen to the occasion, but Harlow and I were never in any danger of losing. The two of us have weathered a lot of storms throughout our time here in EAW, and had a plethora of personal and professional experience to draw on during that match, which is why the situation never really got out of hand for either of us. We did what we always do and that is wrestle circles around our competition, regardless of who they are.

Harlow Reichert: It’s like Xav said during the week of Operation: Doomsday, we were both expected to pretend that the match with Lisa and Kensi was something bigger than what it really was. They were never a threat to us, and they definitely weren’t a challenge. I’m not going to go as far as saying that the entire match was a waste of our time, because ultimately the two of us just want to compete and defend our championships like the goats that we are, but I’m not about to act like every team that comes our way is a legitimate threat to our reign. That’s simply not true.

Michael Belfort: Even though it’s unclear who might step up to the plate for Territorial Invasion, Voltage is in the process of holding what is being hailed as a mini-Grand Prix tournament of sorts. The Tag Team Turmoil Tournament has put together eight pretty impressive teams, with the winner of the tournament being decided at Wicked Games. Captain Charisma has stated that the winners of the tournament will receive a shot at the Unified Tag Team Championships. While that doesn’t answer the immediate question of who will potentially step up to the plate for Territorial Invasion, it does raise some interest in the tag team division going forward.

Xavier Williams: This is where I have a problem, Michael. The lack of interest shown in the tag team division by StarrStan concerns me. I spent a good portion of my time last season bored and uninterested with Showdown because of how poorly managed the brand was. Trust me, it was a breath of fresh air to be drafted over to Dynasty or so I thought. It’s clear that StarrStan’s concern is not the tag team division and that’s disheartening because I am a Hall of Famer. Harlow is one of the best in the business today. The two of us holding these championships raise the value of them tremendously, and that is something I feel StarrStan doesn’t see.

Harlow Reichert: It sucks because I had high hopes for this season. I was ready for a change of scenery after wasting away on Showdown for two straight seasons but it really does seem like that the more things change, the more they stay the same.

Xavier Williams: The point is, Harlow and I don’t want to just sit idly by and let the world pass us up. We’ve been there, done that, and it ran its course last season. We want to be inside the ring, defending the Unified Tag Team Championships, and at this point, the competition might not even matter. It’s clear that StarrStan is preoccupied with people he deems more important than two of his own brand’s champions, and that’s completely fine. At this point, Harlow and I are used to it which is why we took control of our respective destinies before Pain for Pride. We set our sights on what we wanted and we took the Unified Tag Team Championships from a seemingly dominant team that cracked the second they were faced with real competition.

( Harlow looks over at Xav and grins at him. )

Harlow Reichert: And if the two of us need to go hunting for competition, then you better believe that we are willing to do that too.

Michael Belfort: Far be it for me to talk about rumors, but the little birdies have been chirping all week that Captain Charisma might have one more thing up his sleeve. The tag team lottery may be used to produce another team, potential challengers to the two of you at Territorial Invasion. How would you feel about that?

Xavier Williams: Considering the majority of the roster was already thrown into the tournament, I’m not sure what type of team could possibly be made from another random drawing.

Harlow Reichert: It actually doesn’t even matter to me. I won’t speak for Xavier, but I just want to be a fighting champion. When I held the PURE Championship, I defended it every single week and nearly ran an entire gauntlet in order to hold on to it. Being a champion means everything to me, and I take a lot of pride in this belt that’s on my shoulder. The Unified Tag Team Championships have a long history and some of the biggest names EAW has ever had have held them, Xav included, and I plan to make sure that the name ‘Harlow Reichert’ goes down in history as one of the best to ever do this. In order to continue building my own legacy, I need to be inside that ring. It’s taken me a long time to get my head together and get myself focused on my career again. I don’t think it’s any secret that Showdown destroyed all the passion I had for this business. The management over there used me, jerked me around, forced me to act out of character, and made me contemplate quitting this business altogether. I was living in my own personal version of Hell, and I don’t want to go back there ever again. If Voltage wants to throw together a team to face Xavier and me, then so be it. I’m down for whatever at this point. I’m not going to spend another season questioning whether or not any of this is even worth it. That’s taxing and emotionally draining, and I can not go through that again.

Xavier Williams: Harlow and I both want to be seen as fighting champions, and I have never backed down from anyone in my career. So whatever hand we are dealt when it comes to Territorial Invasion, we’ll make the most of it. The two of us plan to be the Unified Tag Team Champions for a very long time, and I realize that it’s probably unrealistic to assume that every team that comes around is going to be on our level. They simply won’t be. I just want to make sure that everyone realizes that Harlow and I aren’t going to let anyone or any situation hold us back. We will stand side by side and defend these champions against anyone; whether it’s an experienced team or another Lisa/Kensi situation.

Harlow Reichert: Absolutely. So I guess both of us will be keeping an eye on Voltage this weekend to see if there’s anything to be made of this ‘rumor’, and if it is, then Xavier and I will be ready. One way or another, we will be defending these championships at Territorial Invasion.

Michael Belfort: I can’t think of any better note to end on than that.

( Belfort looks directly into the camera. )

Michael Belfort: Xavier Williams and Harlow Reichert have vowed to defend the Unified Tag Team Championships at Territorial Invasion. I don’t know about you, but I absolutely can not wait to see who their opponents end up being! Stick with us, folks. We are just getting started tonight. We’ll be right back.

( Belfort sends the broadcast to commercial break and the last shot before the scene fades is of Xavier and Harlow falling into step together and walking away. )

(Out at ringside, the cameras do a sweep over the raucous live audience in attendance for tonight’s Friday Night Dynasty broadcast, all anticipating what’s to come next! “It Follows” by Cane Hill begins to play and that changes their joyous mood into a reception of boos for the World Heavyweight Champion as he makes his way out from the back, shaking his head at the jeering and booing crowd who all make their displeasure for him known. Xander stands at the top of the ramp taking in the reception with an unfazed stature about himself, before starting down the ramp!)

Stephie Love: Please welcome at this time, your World Heavyweight Champion… XAAAANNNNNDEEEERRRRR PAAAAAYYYYYYNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!

Stew-O: Xander Payne is on his way to the ring and for what, we’ll find out soon enough, but I would think that maybe he’d be strategizing with his teammate for the second week in a row now, who’s ironically enough his opponent for his next Championship defense, Andrea Valentine!

Flannery McCoy: Who’s to say they haven’t? I would trust Andrea to make sure that they would go out here later on tonight with a sound game plan considering the matches she’s had with their opponents, and Xander just went through a war of wills against SOSA Henderson back at Operation: Doomsday – surely they’ll have worked something out.

Jake Mercer: I don’t know, Flan. I have it on good authority that Xander hasn’t eaten anything in the last 4 minutes; who knows what kind of trouble that could cause for their team!

Flannery McCoy: :skip:

(Xander makes his way into the ring after retrieving a microphone for himself and he casually walks to the middle of the mat. He looks out into the audience as his music fades and awaits for the booing to quiet down, before he finally speaks.)

Xander Payne: So many people seem to have it out for me these days, wanting to try to rank themselves above me and my stature as the World Heavyweight Champion just because they say and want to believe it’s that way. People from this brand will make fools of themselves trying to justify why they only think that they’re surpassing the level that I’m competing at when it’s been me who’s been raising the bar and giving StarrStan the World Champion that his brand has been needing for the longest time now. Ever since I ascended to the top and took my rightful place as the World Heavyweight Champion, I’ve been nothing but the example of dominance that people are looking at in awe and needing to hype themselves up into believing they stand a chance against – but every single time, I’ve given them a test that they just can’t pass and it should come as no surprise that I’ve delivered on every occasion to crush whatever hopes they had of taking what’s mine.

(The crowd continues to boo while Xander remains standing in the ring and their continued show of hate draws an amused scoff from the Champion, not surprised and certainly not in need of their approval when he’s sure enough of himself as it is.)

Xander Payne: What, you all don’t believe me like I haven’t provided everyone the proof as a FACT of what I’ve accomplished in these months as THE World Champion of EAW? Everyone that’s ended up in front of me one way or another – whether they earned their shot or not – has been defeated, they’ve fallen at my hands and there’s been nothing that anyone’s been able to do about it because everyone’s learned the hard that there’s been no stopping my reign! When it’s come down to it, when I’ve been defending my Championship and setting the precedent for withstanding every attack that’s been launched against me, I’ve been unstoppable. Just ask Charlie Marr, go find Impact and he’ll tell you all about it, and ask SOSA Henderson if gassing himself up just fail got him what he truly wanted in the end. But this goes even beyond them and starts at the very beginning when I ripped this Championship away from Lethal Consequences to be the Heavyweight God I’ve proven myself to be nothing short of!

Xander Payne: LC was a relic of a bygone era that had somehow, someway found himself succeeding in this new era of EAW. He came in with history, knowledge, and experience that eventually got him to some of the achievements that we all saw play out…. until his World Heavyweight Championship run found me in the pathway and I slammed the brakes on that reign like only I could. I put that Hall of Famer down in a Dome of Death and that couldn’t have been a more fitting name to go right along with how his reign was killed off by me. There was Charlie Marr who everyone had called ruthless, bloodthirsty, a cold-blooded and destructive force to be reckoned with. A man who took every route and avenue to success by any means necessary because he stopped at literally nothing to achieve dominance…. and then I showed him exactly why his past success wouldn’t translate over from anything he’d done before against someone of MY caliber. Everyone tried to say that Impact’s World Title reigns are just “expected” at this point, and maybe he’s earned that kind of reputation with all he’s accomplished – but when he came looking for that record-setting tenth World Championship, I denied him that success at my expense and showed the world that I was prepared to take him to limits that he wasn’t prepared to cross over into in the end.

Xander Payne: And to start this season as I would prove this reign is nowhere near finished? SOSA Henderson. A former World Champion just like the rest, a man so determined to try to be the one who would take me down, and yet despite all the time that I generously allowed him to change his mind and keep him from embarrassing himself for having run his mouth about goals he wouldn’t achieve – he pressed on just to find himself on the losing end. He decided his ego was more important than heeding the warning I gave him in advance, and what he got for all that he fought for was a loss while being a stepping stone for what more that I’m going to go on to accomplish. I’ve beaten the former World Champions were thrown in front of me, the Hall of Famers, the future Hall of Famers – LC, Impact, and Charlie Marr, and SOSA Henderson and then….. Andrea Valentine.

(Xander’s announcement of Andrea’s name brings cheers from the crowd and he gives them their moment to get that out, in no rush to quiet them down but merely sighing as he was quite clearly preparing himself to dismiss their hopes.)

Xander Payne: You’re all so eager to see me removed from this spot of mine one way or another that you’ll take anyone at this point, even someone like her who’s shown over time that she isn’t looking anyway at all capable of going to the heights that she once accomplished. Andrea Valentine has fallen down the ladder and defeating The Visual Prophet wasn’t the win she thinks it is when the opportunity that came to be on the line wasn’t for who’d challenge me next, it was for which one of them would be next to fall at my feet and she rushed into that opportunity head-first like the desperate, delusional whore she is. I’m sure she would’ve taken any chance to try to come close to where she once stood, but as she’ll come to find out, all that eagerness to try to dethrone me is just misguided hope and misplaced trust within herself. Territorial Invasion will be a disaster for her and she’ll be lucky if she doesn’t go spiraling out again. But that’s no concern of mine – what I do know is that she’s previously accomplished, she’s got stats that have her lined up for a possible Hall of Fame induction, and that’s another name I’m putting on my list for who I’ll have continued to defeat during this reign. She’s otherwise no real threat, not worthy of being the one to defeat me-

(“Roll With Me” by Charli XCX cuts off the World Heavyweight Champion before he can continue and turning his attention to the stage with a roll of his eyes, Xander sees Andrea on her way out with a microphone in hand!)

Flannery McCoy: Surely, Xander had to know that Andrea Valentine wasn’t going to sit in the back and let him go on for much longer! She’s been on a mission to step up every chance she’s gotten, and to come out and confront him was going to be no different!

Stew-O: With everything that she had gone through last season, showing how that she’s made a change and for the better is going to be something that we’ll surely continue to see from her, but Xander’s getting an up-close demonstration of that now and she looks ready to have this kind of meeting with the Champion after having gotten her chance to earn the right to be the next challenger to that World Heavyweight Championship!

(Andrea looks around at the cheering audience before heading down the ramp, shaking her head as she mouths off at Xander without the use of the microphone as she comes up the steps and gets into the ring to stand across from him.)

Andrea Valentine: Are you sure this is the way you wanna go about things tonight considering we’re supposed to be tag team partners for our match later? I’m not surprised to hear you dismissing me as a challenge and not even thinking to see me as a threat – and I know we both would much rather be fighting each other than having to team up, but this is just another sign of you wanting to overlook me when this isn’t the time for you to be making that kind of mistake. You’ve beaten me before just last season before I was traded from Dynasty to Showdown, but I’ve been all about proving how this time it’s all going to be a really different situation for me.

Andrea Valentine: Everyone knows that Season 14 wasn’t the season I wanted it to be and I let things get way out of control – some of the stuff that I ended up doing are a lot of things that I wouldn’t think about doing now and looking back on them, I can see how they affected the people involved. But since Pain for Pride, I’ve beaten former World Champions, I’ve beaten reigning Champions in this season already, and I’ve certainly been showing that I’ll do the work to prove how drastically different I’m going to be out to prove things really are. I had the chance to finally have that match with Xavier Williams and I seized that opportunity the way I know I needed to, the same can be said about how I was prepared to do what was necessary for me to defeat Viz and it just so happens that I managed to get myself a World Heavyweight Title match for myself out of that whole situation as well – and now that I’ve got the chance to come back around to Dynasty and defeat you on this second chance, I’m not gonna let this opportunity get by me! You’re in for a world of shock when you realize that you had no business underestimating me or looking past me once I’ve beaten you, and when you don’t have that World Heavyweight Championship any longer, you’ll know exactly where you went wrong!

(Xander only looks annoyed with Andrea’s determination while the seriousness from his challenger is evident, and the Champion shakes his head in disagreement as he works himself up to respond.)

Xander Payne: Don’t you know any better than to go giving these fans anymore false hope? Shouldn’t you have thought those words out more carefully, considering they’re words coming from just someone else that’s a non-believer of me being capable of doing everything that I said I’m going to? They trusted Impact, they trusted SOSA, and while you came into this season off of a lackluster Season 14 with people doubting what you’d bring to the table this time, you’re trying to get them to trust in you now and they’re going to find themselves beyond disappointed once again not only with you, Andrea, but with the fact that I won’t and refuse to be beaten! But they’ll have no choice but to recognize me for the Champion that I am, the Champion that’s necessary to lead Dynasty and EAW for what it means to be a dominant face of this industry like only I can!

Xander Payne: And as far as you go, Andrea? You’re just another defense. You’re just someone else that I’m going to use to keep propping myself up as the World Heavyweight Champion, as I’ve done with everyone who was left knowing that couldn’t get on my level. What I bring to the ring, what I bring to EAW – there’s no one who can ultimately do it like I can and come Territorial Invasion, you’ll come to know that you need to realize that you’re not someone who’s meant to lead but someone who should be recognizing me for who I AM and that’s the World Heavyweight God! Untouchable, the man who’s been carrying Dynasty for the past few months, and there’s nobody that’s come close to showing they’re prepared to take over from me in the ways that I’ve shown that I’m the only one capable. But I’m not surprised, not shocked to know that I’ve done all that through multiple months, multiple FPVs, or that I’ve carried this reign through one season and continued it into this one – and it won’t be long until it’s seen that I’ll continue to do all that through Territorial Invasion as well.

(Andrea isn’t impressed by any of it at all, rolling her eyes and shaking her head having listened to all of that and there’s nothing about her that’s been shaken. But just the same, Xander hasn’t switched up and has remained confident and collected ever since he walked out in front of the crowd, and Andrea’s presence is something he hasn’t shown to let affect him either.)

Andrea Valentine: Honestly, I’m glad you’re confident, Xander, because I wouldn’t want it any other way for when I beat you. It’ll only make my win just that much sweeter when I win the World Heavyweight Championship for the first time-

Xander Payne: And there you go getting your hopes again, thinking that you’ll change the outcome from last year’s Territorial Invasion just because you’ve been winning lately, but I can change that in a moment and when I DO defeat you, Andrea, you suddenly won’t be so sure and confident like you are now. This World Heavyweight Championship? It’s not leaving my possession and that’s something you can count on.

(Xander raises the World Heavyweight Championship from off his shoulder and up into the air, staring down Andrea as she looks up at the Championship that’s above their heads before she looks back at Xander.)

Andrea Valentine: If you feel like being that dense and refuse to see me as a challenge, as a legit threat, then trust me that it won’t be a problem for me to show you how wrong you are at Territorial Invasion but I can start that even tonight. In tonight’s main event match, you can watch me go to work against two former World Champions that I’m sure I can get a win over in this match and I’m sure I can close this match for us again, even without too much help from you at all if this is how you’re gonna be. And when I’m beating Viz again, and now SOSA – two former World Champions – maybe then you’ll realize just how much immediate and very real danger your reign is in with me coming for that Championship.

(Andrea tosses her microphone down at Xander’s feet and “Roll With Me” begins to play again. Xander simply keeps the World Heavyweight Championship raised, scowling at his tag team partner for the night and his future Territorial Invasion challenger. As the two of them stare each other down, the scene in the ring begins to fade out.)

(A commercial is shown for ProtonVPN, sometimes you need it for Netflix, sometimes you need it to sneak into websites that you’ve been exiled from while being filled to the brim with copium.)

(Dynasty comes back from commercial break and fades into the backstage area. Michael Belfort is seen in the interview area. The Dynasty logo is shown flashing wildly on a screen behind him as he stands in front smiling and holding a microphone.)

Michael Belfort: Ladies and gentlemen at this time please welcome my guest… DOMINO STONE!!!!

(Domino Stone makes her way into the scene, she has her arms crossed with a stern look on her face while she looks towards Michael Belfort. Michael nods his head in greeting while Domino rolls her eyes and looks towards the camera.)

Michael Belfort: So Domino I know that you have personally requested this time to speak this week. Well the General Manager has answered your call and you have the time to talk about everything and say whatever you want. The floor is yours.

(Michael Belfort hands Domino Stone the microphone and backs off screen as she takes it and looks towards the camera to speak to the EAW fans directly.)

Domino Stone: Another week, another day to kick the ass of another unfortunate soul who tries to step up to the plate. I know I been running my mouth this week but it’s for a good reason, besides, I know all of you adoring fans and my best friend Sierra couldn’t get enough of me regardless. You see, the point I’m out here for is to clear the air before I get another victory under my belt. Bitches around here love to run their mouth and say that I’m not all that. They like to say that Domino Stone isn’t up to snuff even after everything that she’s done to prove otherwise. When I’ve collected those bones, collected that money, and accumulated that fame; for some reason bitches like to believe that it just isn’t enough to say that I’m as good as I say I am. Let’s state the obvious real quick, have all of you been seeing how I’ve been suddenly thrust all up into this spotlight these last few weeks? You don’t need to answer that, the point is that’s to be expected. A star of my caliber deserves to have the light shining down on them, and unlike what people like to say, that’s not arrogance, that’s facts. And if you need more proof, see me back it up in the ring every week showing exactly why I deserve that, why I deserve everything that I’ve been given and I’m damn sure not wasted time. 

Domino Stone: When I haven’t been pinned once since my Elite Answers Wrestling debut, how the hell can you say that I don’t deserve shit because of some “loss” that occurred at Operation: Doomsday. I am one of the best here on Friday Night Dynasty and have proved that in just a few short weeks ever since I stepped through that door. Elite Answers Wrestling saw dollar signs, and I gave them a reason to right off the mat. I have stepped up to this motherfucking plate and I’m about to hit a homerun when you consider how my future is about to turn out. And I know all of you can see it too. You can see just how much of an asset that Domino Stone is going to prove herself to be and anyone that doesn’t see it can see it for themselves when they walk their sorry ass into the ring with me. I can see it all; the money, the fame, the fortune, all of that Championship gold. You know if there is something to be won, I want it, I want it all. Of course I am not so entitled just to demand it, no, of course I’m going to earn it with that hard work that’s been there since the beginning, and that’s the kind of person that Domino Stone is. Not that wack ass shit that everyone has been trying to say about me from the get go.

Domino Stone: One-by-one they’ll all fall into my hands. Mark my words, it’s only a matter of time before you’re placing Domino Stone in the proper place that she deserves to be in, and that’s a Champion like I was born to me. You blink and you miss it, but it’s all going to happen before you know it mark my words. I am all about that hustle and the haters are trying to hold me down, it’s been a long and treacherous road in the world of professional wrestling to get here and in the end it’s nothing new. I have always been forced to take the hard way so why stop now, why stop kicking ass when it’s what you’re best at?

Domino Stone: The people want Domino Stone. It all starts right here tonight in North Little Rock, Arkansas at the Simmons Bank Arena. You all are witnessing history as I steamroll over my best friend Sierra and make my name known on these streets. You just can’t stop the Bone Collector from collecting all their bones. And anyone underestimating that claim is in for one hell of a shocker when this match comes around-

???: Absolutely hilarious.

(The crowd begins to give a mixed reaction upon seeing Sierra walk into frame. She’s in her ring gear with her hands on her hips, looking at Domino while scoffing. Domino simply looks at her with a straight look on her face, clearly unamused.)

Domino Stone: Oh you actually showed up. Why am I not surprised?

Sierra: Awww you think you actually said something important? How cute. I mean you’re not worth anything more than underestimating and you haven’t even given me a reason to be proven otherwise. As much as I would love that. I mean I am here to make a statement for myself, hun. I don’t really think it would be the best impression either if I beat some disappointment who’s all hype and no bite who didn’t bear any challenge to me in the first place. Sadly that is probably what I am going to get from someone like you. They could really do with finding me a bit better competition. There’s gotta be someone actually on my level-

???: Is that what you want?

(The booming voice of Kensi is heard while she coincidentally walks into the scene with a smirk on her face. Upon seeing that, she’s followed by Lisa Wren, both of them looking to one another in disappointment before turning towards them.

Kensi: How kewt is that, Lisa? Two people who haven’t even been properly shown in the limelight during Season 15 begging for an opportunity like that isn’t present for them? Like they have an actual effect on the Dynasty roster might I add? But if you truly do want that, then my my, look at who came around? We said it last week and we’ll say it again, me and Lisa deserve whatever is going to present themselves. Not you two, none of that, we’ve been first in line for a long time now and we’re not just going to accept people cutting in line. We both have fallen down in the past, yet we haven’t given up. If there’s one thing that both me and Lisa can co-exist on? It’s the fact that we both deserve our due. 

Lisa Wren: Me and Stripperella have always made an impression when the time comes to do that. Making sure that one way or another we get the job done, no matter what it takes. It’s what she said before, sure we’ve fallen down, but it doesn’t mean that we’re not going to get back up to our feet at the end of the day. We’re only continuing to work up the card and I’ll be damned if that Unified Tag Team Championship match at Operation: Doomsday is the end of everything that we’ve been working for. If there’s two people that deserve to be the future of this company more than us, then step up to the plate. But I just don’t see it.

Sierra: Please, give me a fucking break. I’ve had enough of being stepped over and people acting like that’s ok. If there’s one thing I’m saying for certain, if there’s a line like Kensi is talking about? Well then, consider me first unlike the rest of you.

Domino Stone: :mjlol: Believe what you want to believe, but it ain’t gonna be you. 

Kensi: We’re really about to argue about this right here and now? 

(Everyone begins arguing over who is the best and who is the future as the segment descends into chaos with no woman able to be heard over the others. As they argue the camera pans to the side to show a dark shadow lurking around the corner. None other than StarrStan is seen watching the four women argue with a passion. The Dynasty General Manager slowly nods while he takes mental notes. He then turns around and walks away while Dynasty fades out to elsewhere from there.)

(‘Odd Eye’ by DREAMCATCHER starts playing through the speakers. Sierra steps into the stage with a serious expression on her face, gaining a mixed reaction from the crowd. Sierra starts making her way down to the ring, as the one walking out behind her is none other than her partner, ‘La Diosa,’ Ximena Velasquez.) 

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for… 

Crowd: ONE FALL! 

Stephie Love: ONE FALL! 

Stephie Love: Making her way to the ring, from San Jose, California weighing in at 121 pounds, she is ‘THE QUEEN’ SIEEEEEEEEERRRRAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Stew-O: Ximena Velasquez won at Operation: Doomsday last week for a Unique Opportunity, and now she is facing Ms. Extreme for The Universal Women’s Championship at Territorial Invasion. But now, this match is Sierra’s chance to bounce back, despite everything. The serious expression is clear on Sierra’s face; this season has been a rough season for her, and now she has the chance of picking up her first win in the season. 

Flannery McCoy: But in order to do that, she has to beat one of the toughest new talents here on the roster; Domino Stone. 

(As Sierra is in the ring, and Ximena Velasquez is standing on the ringside, ‘Silence & Surrender – Tangerine Beams Remix’ by C Z A R I N A ft. tangerine beams replaces ‘Odd Eye,’ as Domino Stone steps into the stage with a smiling expression on her face, gaining a loud mixed reaction from the crowd. She shows off, before making her way down to the ring.) 

Stephie Love: And her opponent, from Los Angeles, CA weighing in at 157 pounds, ‘The Bone Collector,’ DOMINO STOOONNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! 

Stew-O: And now comes ‘The Bone Collector!’ She had an impressive debut match win over Johnny Andrews, a great showing in both the tag team match with The Visual Prophet against Lisa Wren and SOSA Henderson before a no contest end by Xander Payne, and the Unique Opportunity Match at Operation: Doomsday which was own by Sierra’s own partner, Ximena Velasquez, and most recently, an impressive win over one of Voltage’s talented new Elitists, Rebecca Black! And tonight, she has the chance to keep that wave of momentum going if she could leave this match with a win over Sierra. 

(DING! DING! DING!) 

Jake Mercer: Here’s the bell, we are now underway! And now Sierra starts running at Domino wasting no time hitting Bicycle Kick! 

Stew-O: Domino falls on her back as Sierra immediately runs off the ropes, she rebounds running at Domino hitting a Shining Wizard-

Flannery McCoy: No! Domino moves down! Sierra falls behind Domino, as Domino gets up. Sierra slowly gets back up, BUT DOMINO HITS A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! SHE GOES FOR THE COVER! 

Referee: ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 

TWOOOOOOOOO-

Stew-O: And Sierra with a quick kick out! 

Jake Mercer: Now, Domino gets back up. She gets up Sierra, getting her in a Sidewalk Slam position. She goes for it, and… it connects! 

Flannery McCoy: Domino gets up again, she taunts the crowd with a smiling expression on her face, looking at Ximena Velasquez who doesn’t look so happy as well, BEFORE SIERRA ROLLS HER UP FROM BEHIND! 

Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEEE!!!! 

TWWWOOOOOOOOOO-

Jake Mercer: Kick out by Domino, as both competitors get back up to their feet. And now Domino runs at Sierra, but Sierra connects with a Calf Kick! Domino Stone falls. Sierra immediately hits a Jumping Double High Knees! 

Stew-O: Domino holds her stomach in pain, as Sierra gets her up by the hair throwing her outside! Domino Stone falls outside the ring holding her hair, while Sierra quickly runs off the ropes rebounding… SIERRA CONNECTS WITH A TOPE CON HILO ON DOMINO STONE! 

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! 

Flannery McCoy: Looks like she is not done yet… She runs sliding in the ring, as she runs off the ropes rebounding again… ANOTHER TOPE CON HILO-

Jake Mercer: NO! DOMINO STONE CATCHES HER ON HER SHOULDERS! And now she lifts Sierra up high in her hands… GORILLA PRESS SLAM ON THE ANNOUNCING TABLE!!!! Domino starts laughing before she walks up to Ximena Velasquez. What is Domino Stone thinking of? She stares at Ximena, getting in her face. Ximena doesn’t look happy at all, as the angry expression is totally clear on her face!

Referee: SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! 

Stew-O: And now Domino turns, getting up Sierra, as she gets her in the ring, throwing her inside while holding her by the hair! 

Referee: NINE! 

Flannery McCoy: Domino slides back inside the ring before the tenth count. 

Jake Mercer: Domino Stone gets Sierra up, she gets her up… AND A PUMPHANDLE SLAM! 

Stew-O: Domino Stone gets back up, she grabs the pad of the corner exposing the turnbuckle… What is she looking for? 

Jake Mercer: She gets up Sierra as she Irish Whips her hard into the exposed turnbuckle, making her back hit it with full speed! Oh my God! 

Flannery McCoy: What a cheap shot by Domino Stone. 

Jake Mercer: Cheap? How the hell are you calling that cheap? That’s intelligence! 

Flannery McCoy: :comeagain:

Stew-O: And now Domino gets Sierra up, she tries to Irish Whip her hard into the exposed turnbuckle again- No! Sierra reverses Irish Whipping her into the exposed turnbuckle- No! Domino holds the ropes, saving herself at the last second! But she elbows Sierra’s ribs hard, again! Again! Sierra backs up, as Domino runs at her connecting with a shoulder block- But Sierra ducks underneath, Sierra rolls her up before she turns. SCHOOLBOY INTO A SUPERKICK!!! SIERRA WITH THE COVER! 

Referee: ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! 

TWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 

THREEEEEEEE-

Flannery McCoy: Domino with a kick out! Sierra looks at Domino with an angry expression on her face. 

(The referee grabs the pod, then places it on the exposed turnbuckle where it was, making the match safe again.)

Jake Mercer: Sierra sets Domino up on her knees, she runs off the ropes, as she rebounds… AND WITH A SHINING WIZARD! 

Flannery McCoy: She is not done yet. She gets up Domino again, AND WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! INTO A COVER! 

Referee: ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 

TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 

THRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Stew-O: No! Domino Stone with a kick out again! Sierra looks quite angry, as she picks up Domino. We can see the same angry expression on the face of The Universal Women’s Championship Number One Contender! Sierra jumps on the ropes springboarding, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A TORNADO DDT! DOMINO STONE IS DOWN! Sierra starts climbing the top rope, AND WITH A DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO DOMINO-

Jake Mercer: BUT DOMINO MOVES AWAY! SIERRA FLIPS OVER DOMINO AS SHE GETS UP, SHE RUNS OFF THE ROPES REBOUNDING WITH FULL SPEED! DOMINO STONE GETS UP QUICKLY CONNECTING WITH A HIGH KNEE TO SIERRA!

Flannery McCoy: Sierra falls, as Domino Stone taunts the crowd hyped up! She turns to Sierra, as Sierra slowly starts getting up, as she leans on the ropes for some seconds- BUT DOMINO STONE WASTES NO TIME, AS SHE RUNS AT HER CLOTHESLINING HER OUT OF THE RING!!! 

Referee: ONE! TWO! 

Stew-O: Sierra slowly gets up using the barricade… BUT DOMINO STONE RUNS OFF THE ROPES, REBOUNDS… SUICIDE DIVE MAKING SIERRA HIT THE BARRICADE!!!! SUICIDE DIVE INTO THE BARRICADE!! 

Referee: THREE! FOUR! FIVE! 

Flannery McCoy: Domino gets up, as she picks Sierra up, AND WITH A POWERSLAM ON THE APRON!!!!

Referee: SIX! SEVEN! 

Jake Mercer: And now Domino pushes Sierra inside the ring, as Sierra holding her back looking totally hurt. She looks at Ximena Velasquez who is staring at her with clear anger before laughing, as she slides back inside the ring once again! 

Jake Mercer: Domino Stone gets up Sierra, as she gets her in a Snap Suplex position! She goes for it lifting her up-

Stew-O: No! Sierra knees her head! Again! Again! Domino lets go as Sierra gets back up to her feet… Sierra with a Roundhouse Kick to Domino that connects, as Domino falls! Sierra backs off to the corner, as she taunts waiting for Domino to get up… Domino gets back up, AS SIERRA RUNS AT DOMINO HITTING A ‘SEROTONIN’! THE ROLLING ELBOW CONNECTS!!! SIERRA WITH THE COVER!

Referee: ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 

TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 

THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Flannery McCoy: DOMINO STONE MANAGES TO KICK OUT! SHE GETS THE SHOULDER UP! And now Sierra gets up looking at Domino with an angry expression, she runs towards the ropes… AND THE ‘STUPID BITCH’!!! THE HANDSPRING MOONSAULT CONNECTS!!!!! SIERRA IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE COVER!

Referee: ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! 

TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 

THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 

Jake Mercer: DOMINO WITH THE FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! Sierra looks completely shocked with what just happened as it is now clear with the shocked expression on her face. We can see a clear angry, shocked expression on the face of Ximena Velasquez, who punches the barricade in anger. Sierra picks up Domino Stone, as she lifts her up in a Backbreaker Rack position. SIERRA WITH A ‘SELF DESTRUCTOR’!! THE BACKBREAKER RACK, THEN INTO KNEE LIFT! IT CONNECTS- NO! DOMINO GRABS HER KNEE, NOT ALLOWING SIERRA TO GO FOR IT! DOMINO ELBOWS SIERRA’S HEAD! Domino gets back up, as she gets Sierra in a ‘Big 6’ Position!!! She’s looking for the Crucifix Powerbomb!! Good run, Sierra, but looks like it’s over already!

Stew-O: AND WITH THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB! THE ‘BIG 6!’ SHE HITS IT! IT CONNECTS! Sierra is knocked out! BUT WHAT THE HELL? Domino does not go for the cover! What is she thinking of? She can just win there! 

(Domino rolls outside the ring, as she walks up to Ximena Velasquez, getting in her face once again. Ximena looks absolutely angry, but she doesn’t do anything to Domino who is taunting her in her face.)

Jake Mercer: Domino Stone is facing off with Ximena Velasquez again! She is taunting her again! What are you doing, Domino? Just pin Sierra already! 

Flannery McCoy: I don’t understand what Domino is thinking about, but she rolls back inside the ring- 

Stew-O: BUT SIERRA SUDDENLY LIFTS HER UP! THE BACKBREAKER RACK! WE KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING… INTO A KNEE LIFT! THE ‘SELF DESTRUCTOR!’ SIERRA WITH THE ‘SELF DESTRUCTOR!’ SHE FALLS ONTO THE COVER!! DOMINO IS KNOCKED OUT! 

Referee: ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 

TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! 

THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! 

(DING! DING! DING!) 

(‘Odd Eye’ by DREAMCATCHER plays again through the speakers, as Sierra rolls off Domino, getting up with a smirk on her face. The Referee raises her hand in victory, as Ximena Velasquez rolls inside the ring clapping with a smiling expression.)

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… SIIEEEEEERRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! 

Stew-O: Domino Stone could have won this, but the tables turned out and Sierra could end this match as the winner. 

Flannery McCoy: I’m sure Domino had this win in the bag, but she ruined all of it for herself due to being cocky, allowing Sierra to pick this win. 

Jake Mercer: Congratulations to Sierra. Domino Stone showed out and nearly won this, but what happened just gave Sierra the advantage and she is now the winner. 

(A commercial is shown advertising a visit to Kabul, Afghanistan, starring Mr. DEDEDE.)

(Dynasty then comes back from commercial break to see Sierra making her way through the backstage area. She’s separated from Ximena and has taken a moment to collect herself while holding an ice pack on the back of her neck. She makes her way through the halls before being quickly turned around.)

Domino Stone: Look at you all hyped up. We know the truth about this whole entire thing and that’s the fact that you wouldn’t have won that match if it wasn’t for Sierra. You can act all proud about getting a victory at my expense all you want, but we know the truth. Sierra would’ve been nothing without Ximena Velasquez, and that would’ve been reflected in the ring if it was just me and you without any outside interference.

Sierra: Aww, look who’s mad!!! Look, it’s not my fault that you decided to badmouth Ximena. THAT cost you, it had nothing to do with me. You can make excuses for everything that you’ve done all you want, but I know the truth, and it’s that you’re simply just not on par with everything that you’ve said. Guess what? Which is exactly what I’ve been saying.

Domino Stone: You want to go for a round two and see-

???: WHOA! WHOA! LET’S CALM IT DOWN!

(The situation is turned down for the moment as both of them look towards the hallway to see Dynasty General Manager, StarrStan quickly run into the scene. He stands between them so nothing can happen while both Sierra and Domino stare at one another.)

StarrStan: Before you guys do anything, I have a proposal instead of this blowing up and escalating into a brawl. Here’s the deal, and both of you have to agree with me on this though I have no doubt that you will. How about… both of you work together?

Domino Stone: :dahell: Repeat that shit one more time?

Sierra: :comeagain:

StarrStan: NOT JUST YET! I promise that there’s more to this than you’d think. If you want the full details on it, next week, I invite both of you to meet me out in the ring for my idea proposal. Good luck.

(Starr pats both of them on the back before walking away from the scene. Sierra looks in disgust while Domino looks at Sierra.)

Domino Stone: See you soon, best friend.

(Domino then walks away, which is the last shot seen before Dynasty then begins to fade out to elsewhere from there.)

(Friday Night Dynasty fades into the backstage area and viewers can see the Interwire Champion, Bronson Daniels, making his way through the halls. While fans would usually be happy to see him on their screens, Bronson looks anything but pleased and like he’d much rather be out of the view of anyone! Bronson turns a corner, bumping into a garbage can and then kicking it over out of pure frustration! Garbage litters the floor and Bronson doesn’t look back, as he nearly collides with an unknown, backstage worker!)

Bronson Daniels: Man, move.

(Bronson sounds exasperated, the mix of frustration and disappointment clear on his face as he steps around the worker and continues on. The Interwire Title slung over his shoulder, Bronson lets out a heavy sigh as he approaches his locker room door and goes to make his way in until a hand latched onto his shoulder to stop him from going anywhere. Bronson brushes the hand off of him before turning around, still sounding in no mood to be met with having to speak to anyone.)

Bronson Daniels: Look, I wasn’t trying to take my frustrations out on you back there, but now you put your hands on me, and now you’re pushing your luck… Oh. And what do you want?

(As the camera turns, it comes upon the face of former Answers World Champion, Jack Ripley! Jack chuckles trying to ease the tension, knowing that he caught up to Bronson at a precarious time considering how The Visual Prophet’s choice to choose Andre Walker over him put Bronson in the position of seemingly having no Territorial Invasion plans, leaving Bronson on the outside looking in.)

Jack Ripley: Well, as it would turn out, I’m hearing that your Territorial Invasion weekend plans just got left wide open-

Bronson Daniels: Yeah, but by no choice of my own, Jack. Viz just hijacked my whole plan to defeat Andre Walker at Territorial Invasion and set the record straight, and everything about that, the way it’s got me feeling- the whole vibe about feeling like I just got passed over on when I’m the one as the Champion everyone’s looking to and damn sure not Xander Payne, well it’s not right! Sure, Andre beat me for the New Breed Championship last year, but that’s just the thing about all that – it was last year. Since then I’ve improved beyond comparison and people still wanna hold Andre to some higher regard or standard than me and somehow, someway that’s gotta change. I’m the one with the Championship, I’m the one with the most to offer knowing what I can do and how far I’d go to elevate this title and myself all at the same time; I should be the one getting all the praise and the big offers.

Jack Ripley: Look, you don’t need to rant to me about how you feel because I know from my own experiences what you’re going through. You wanted the biggest moment you could have for the Interwire Championship, the strongest competition, and what you thought would be another chance to really cement yourself further as Champion just got swept up away from you. It sucks, I know, but there’s more to it than just one match.

(Bronson hears that and he can’t help but look understandably confused – with all that he’s got weighing on his mind already, trying to figure out the meaning of that isn’t anywhere close to being a priority for him at the moment.)

Bronson Daniels: So you’re saying what, exactly? Because if you came to just give me a pep talk and a pat on the back, I’m good on that. I really don’t need anyone’s sympathy and I’m not looking to be the guy that people think needs to be pitied-

Jack Ripley: Before you get any ideas, this isn’t like that and not at all the way I wanted this whole conversation to go. So, that said, I’m going to save you the trouble of running your mouth and letting that ruin this opportunity I wanted to give you. You want to prove people wrong? Now’s your chance. Being Dynasty’s Team Captain for the Brand Warfare Match at Territorial Invasion, I need people going into that match with me who I know are driven, motivated, and more than willing to put in the work to achieve what they want no matter the circumstances. At Operation: Doomsday, I watched your match having anticipated that I’d be the one challenging you for that Interwire Championship, and the rules of your match that Jonny Airhart tried to capitalize on weren’t meant to favor you at all, but you pulled through and delivered as someone who knew what kind of pressure was on them should. That’s the kind of competition I’m looking to bring with me for this Brand Warfare Match.

Jack Ripley: I know we haven’t always seen eye to eye or ever considered ourselves friends, but none of that’s got to be anything that gets in the way for how I know we both have some respect for each other knowing what the other has been through. The way I see it, this is a great opportunity for you just as much as it is for me. The Interwire Champion representing this brand and doing it successfully like I know we’d be able to do, is something I would only think would definitely raise the stock of yourself and the Championship that you want to keep elevating.

(Bronson’s expression turns from one of confusion to one of intrigue by the end of what Jack has had to say, seemingly considering the offer that the former World Champion just presented him with and weighing his options. What could he possibly have to lose? If Jack sees something in him to be a worthwhile teammate, then it’s definitely something to really take into account.)

Bronson Daniels: I’m not gonna lie, you make some good points but after all the shit that went on between us last season and you being named the Team Captain for Territorial Invasion, right now this sounds like something you want me to do for you. Like you know you need me for that team right now more than anything. I can’t really blame you for wanting to come and try to get me on the team – I’m one of the best stars going right now, I’ve got plenty more to prove, and I know I’ve got the talent to do it all even if other people think I’m just someone to pass up on. But like I said, on the other hand, this proposal seems like something made to benefit you just so you don’t end up looking like a fool of a captain for not getting the best of the best on your team.

(Jack raises his hands just in front of himself, resembling a defensive stance to show he meant no underlying motives.)

Jack Ripley: I can get how you’d see that, but I wanna win and show I can be at the forefront leading Dynasty like I wanted to lead Showdown last season – people can’t say that’s not something I didn’t aim to do and make the effort to prove I could do that when I was the one making challenges and competing against stars on other brands to prove I could handle that pressure. And where you come in for all this, Bronson, is how I know you want to show you’re someone that this brand, and everyone on it and everyone watching, needs to take more notice of. The way I see it, we could both benefit from this to accomplish our goals – and if I’m working to get you on my side and on this team despite all the disagreements that went on between us, that alone should say more than enough about how I want this all to work out. And if a determined and hungry Interwire Champion is something Team Dynasty for this year’s War Games match wants to pass up on? I’d be more than happy to have you on my team.

(Jack nods his head reassuringly while Bronson doesn’t give anything away with his expression. But clearly, Ripley is hopeful and it can be seen that he’s serious about how he wants this to work out for everyone involved. Bronson slowly begins to nod his head, seemingly coming around to the idea of working with Jack.)

Bronson Daniels: Alright, alright. I know your job right now is to sell people on Dynasty’s chances of winning the Brand Warfare Match with you as the leader but you don’t have to keep doing the whole pitch thing to convince me. Viz took away my chance to prove what I wanted to against Andre for his own petty reasons, but there’s not shit I can do about that right now. It just pisses me off though because I know what I’m worth and what I can bring to the table in any match, it’s feeling like other people wanna doubt me or overlook what I’m doing like I can’t be better than Andre when that sure as hell isn’t true – but I know for damn sure that in a match like Brand Warfare that I can show just as much I’m a huge asset. So, you know what? You’ve got yourself a deal, Jack. Consider Bronson Daniels a part of Team Dynasty for Brand Warfare – everyone’s gonna see you made the right choice picking me.

(A grin shows up on Jack’s face as Bronson agrees to join him, the two of them shaking hands after Jack extends his to show his appreciation. Dynasty’s Team Captain walks off, obviously happy to have secured a competitor like Bronson to his team and feeling even better about his team’s chances to get the job done when the time comes. The camera pans back to Bronson watching Jack walk away and the Interwire Champion can be seen coming around to the idea of them working together even more and feeling like he made a good decision for himself just as much, before he turns to finally go into his locker room, the scene fading out.)

(Dynasty fades into the ringside area to show Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face ready to announce the next match.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Act a Fool’ by Ludacris blasts through the speakers of the arena to loud boos that resound throughout the arena in response. It isn’t long before Jonny Airhart begins to make his way out to the stage with an UNO card in his mouth. He simply looks around with a serious look on his face before turning to the camera and beginning to trash talk, he winks before spitting the UNO card towards the camera as he makes his way down the ramp.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Atherton, California… weighing in at 205 pounds… THE UNO CHAMP KID… JONNY AIRHART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Well last week, Jonny managed to get a victory over Envy Ellis to rebound off of a heartbreaking loss against Bronson Daniels for the Interwire Championship at Operation: Doomsday. While the aforementioned loss might’ve been hard for Jonny, there is no doubt that the charisma is back and he’s ready to get to work tonight. 

Flannery McCoy: Jonny knows the stakes and he knows especially that a victory like this could be big for him heading into a Free-Per-View like Territorial Invasion. We don’t exactly know what his future might entail at the tri-branded event, but no doubt he’ll be blazing a trail of fire heading into the Free-Per-View and it could possibly be an eye-opener to any team on this brand that is looking to recruit some fresh members.

Jake Mercer: I’m sorry, I’ve had this question for a while now, how am I supposed to take a kid who prides himself on having a UNO deck seriously? I mean come on now, he couldn’t beat BRONSON DANIELS of all people. Give me a reason to believe he’d be an asset ANYWHERE?! Exactly, that’s what I fucking thought. 

(‘BxMxC’ by BABYMETAL then hits as the boos begin to be replaced by thunderous cheers upon seeing Jack Ripley begin to make his way out to the stage with a big smile on his face. He looks around at the crowd, pointing around every so often before beginning to focus in on the ring. He eyes his opponent for a split second before raising his arms high in the air, pyro begins to shoot out from the stage while Jack smirks as he makes his way to the ring.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in at 202 pounds… THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER… JACK RIPLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Well we know things have definitely been looking up for Jack. Just last week StarrStan came out after Jack’s promo and gave him the opportunity to be the Team Captain for Friday Night Dynasty in the Brand Warfare match at Territorial Invasion. In the end it was Jack that accepted the offer and started building his team. Of course as you saw before the commercial break he did just that, enlisting the help of Bronson Daniels who accepted the offer after Andre Walker was confirmed for the WarGames matchup.

Flannery McCoy: It’s apparent that Jack’s team is only going to grow from there, but he needs to show right now that he’s a more than competent Team Captain, though I have no doubt that he’s going to do just that tonight. Jack is a man on a mission heading to Territorial Invasion, and a victory is necessary in order for him to solidify himself as well.

Jake Mercer: Now THIS is a man that I can take seriously. Someone with a deck of cards that doesn’t look like a child holding them, THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER! You know, I heard him and Donovan Duke from Voltage go way back from their gambling days. A part of me remembers him forming a team with him called The Low Riderz… probably just a dream I had.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here we go, this match is officially underway! Both Jack and Jonny are making their way out of their corner, circling around the ring, both of them with determination in their eyes ready to get this match underway. Both of them are beginning to slowly make their way towards the ring, looking to start this match off properly with a test of strength. Both of them are slowly bringing their hands up, looking to engage in the collar-and-elbow. But immediately it’s Jonny that fakes it and grabs Jack by the head before ramming a knee into his abdomen! 

Flannery McCoy: Disrespect right out of the gate by the UNO Champion, Jack retreating backwards trying to recover but it’s apparent that he’s not going to take this so lightly once he’s back on track. Jonny with a smirk on his face beginning to make his way towards Jack, BUT IT’S JACK THAT RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH TO TAKE JONNY DOWN TO THE GROUND! Jonny drops down to the mat but quickly gets back up trying to make sure that Jack can’t capitalize on that surprise attack, BUT JACK ONCE AGAIN RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND CONNECTS WITH A TANDEM FOREARM SMASH TAKING HIM DOWN! Jonny sits up now, finding it slower to recover but still managing to prop himself up and quickly get back up to his feet. Jonny takes a swing, BUT IT’S JACK THAT DIPS UNDER AND TURNS JONNY AROUND BEFORE GRABBING HIS HEAD AND DROPPING HIM DOWN ONTO HIS NECK WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! 

Jake Mercer: Jonny is taken down grabbing the back of his head, while Jack follows up quickly locking in a headlock and taking him back down to the ground! Jack has a grounded Headlock cinched in while Jonny waves his arms around trying to find a way out of the hold. Jack keeps a hold of him for as much as he can, making sure to weaken him while he has the chance to create an opening as this match goes on. Jonny slowly scooting towards the ropes, before bringing his leg up and barely touching the bottom rope forcing the referee to make his way over and break up the hold! Jack quickly pushes Jonny away while both of them get back up to their feet, JACK LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND GOING FOR A DROPKICK TO HIS CHEST!

Stew-O: But it’s Jonny that manages to push the leg away forcing Jack to drop down to the ground stomach first! That was a rough landing for Jack while he tries to get himself up to a knee, BUT IT’S JONNY THAT STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS THE FACE OF JACK TO SEND HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Jonny manages to get himself back into this match, but it always asks the question how long can he keep this going? Jonny grabbing Jack by his head and bringing him up to his feet, BEFORE GRABBING HIM BY HIS HEAD AND SLAMMING HIM AGAINST THE TOP TURNBUCKLE PADDING! Jonny pushes Jack into the corner, before sending a brutal European Uppercut towards his jaw! Jack is stunned momentarily, but it’s Jonny that grabs him by the arm and keeps the assault going, sending him towards the opposite corner. BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER BRUTAL EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TOWARDS HIS JAW LEAVING JACK COMPLETELY LIMP FOR A MOMENT!

Flannery McCoy: Jack is definitely going to feel that next week, while he collapses down to a seated position in the corner. Already Jonny is beginning to tee off on him with stomps towards his chest, compacting him in the corner while Jack desperately tries to push Jonny’s leg away. Jonny is relentless though continuing to completely unload on him, making sure that Jack is backed up in a corner. The referee finally intervenes and once again telling them to back up again, Jonny holding his hands up in innocence while Jack tries to catch his breath while he has the chance. BUT IT’S JONNY THAT RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS A KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HIS FACE TRYING TO CATCH HIM COMPLETELY OFF GUARD! 

Jake Mercer: But it’s Jack that manages to barely pull himself away from the corner using the bottom rope! Jack retreating away, shaking his head and trying to recover while Jonny tries to shake off colliding with the corner at full speed. Jonny turns around in anger and makes his way towards Jack, grabbing him by his hair and bringing him back up to his feet. ATTEMPTING TO THROW HIM INTO THE RINGPOST SHOULDERFIRST! BUT JACK MANAGES TO USE HIS LEG BEFORE JONNY CAN THROW HIM AT FULL FORCE TO TRIP HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Jonny unexpectedly lands hard, BEFORE JACK LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO HIS UPPER BODY! 

Stew-O: Jack slides down to the canvas, shaking his head for a moment and taking a breather while he has the chance, because it’s not going to be long before Jonny finds his way back up to his feet. Jonny begins to make his way up to his feet, the stunned look on his face tells it all, he wasn’t expecting Jack to have him scouted so abruptly. Jonny stumbles towards Jack while Jack gets up to his feet, trying to swing a wild punch before Jack can continue any further! BUT IT’S JACK THAT STEPS FORWARD AND SENDS A BIG BOOT TOWARDS HIS FACE TO DROP HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Jack quickly grabbing ahold of his head and popping him up, BEFORE MANHANDLING HIM AND DROPPING HIM DOWN ONTO HIS HEAD WITH A BRUTAL BRAINBUSTER!

Flannery McCoy: Jonny grabbing his head in pain, the best he can do is bring himself up to a seated position but that’s not going to be enough to fend off the ongoing assault of the Dynasty Brand Warfare Team Captain. Jack running to the ropes and back, BEFORE SENDING A PENALTY KICK TOWARDS THE FACE OF JONNY! Jonny grabs his head and drops down to the mat, not willing to risk any more damage making sure that he rolls out of the ring before the situation gets any worse for him! Jack is up to his feet, eyeing Jonny while he gets back up to his feet. BEFORE JACK RUNS TO THE ROPES AND LOOKS TO GO FOR A SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! 

Jake Mercer: BUT JONNY MANAGES TO RECOVER JUST IN TIME TO SEND A STIFF PUNCH TOWARDS THE SKULL OF JACK BEFORE HE CAN LAUNCH THROUGH THE ROPES! Jack is draped over the middle rope for a moment while Jonny pushes him back into the ring and begins to climb up to the top rope. JONNY LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTING WITH A MOONSAULT TO CRUSH JACK RIPLEY RIGHT WHERE HE LAYS! Jonny hooks the leg going for a quick and easy pin attempt!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWWOOOOO-

Stew-O: But Jack gets the shoulder up quickly! It should be common sense, but it’s going to take a lot more to keep Jack Ripley down for the count. Jonny knows what kind of challenge that he’s up against this time around, I’m sure he’s eager to make a statement by pinning a former Answers World Champion and staking a claim for the future. But Jack isn’t going to go down too easily, and Jonny knows that while grabbing him by his hair once again and dragging him back up to his feet. Jonny attempts to go for an uppercut towards his jaw, but it’s Jack that manages to muster out the strength to send a sharp elbow towards his head! Jonny is sent back for a moment, but immediately steps forward and sends a barrage of forearm strikes towards his face! Jack is stunned trying to block as many as he can, but ultimately Jonny is getting the best of him forcing him to drop down to a knee! Jonny running to the ropes and back looking to take down Jack swiftly!

Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S JACK THAT MANAGES TO GET UP TO HIS FEET AND SEND A THRUST KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Jack drops down to the ground in exhaustion while Jonny is taken out for the time being. Jack is looking up at the lights while Jonny grabs his face trying to shake off the pain that has been inflicted courtesy of ‘The Straight Shooter’ throughout this match. Jack begins to make his way up to his feet, slowly showing signs of life while taking a few deep breaths to collect himself. Despite him obviously sweeping the challenge of Jonny Airhart under the rug, Jack knows that he’s going to be a very persistent individual. He’s going to be one tough cookie to keep down especially in a match of this capacity for someone like him. 

Jake Mercer: As stated before, Jonny knows the stakes and he knows that he has to crush it to make a statement, especially coming off of a loss like the one he came off at Operation: Doomsday. Jonny begins to make his way up to his feet, still showing some fighter spirit and pushing through all the pain that he surely must be feeling right now. BUT JACK ISN’T LETTING HIM CATCH A BREAK, GRABBING HIM AND GOING FOR A SWIFT BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! 

Stew-O: BUT JONNY HAS THE EYES! JONNY RAKING THE EYES OF JACK AND FORCING HIM TO LET GO OF THE HOLD! Jack stumbles back grabbing his face, it appears that the referee hasn’t seen it and Jonny is taking advantage of that. JONNY GRABBING HIM AND DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH A JAWBREAKER! Jack manages to keep himself upwards though, trying to retreat away! BUT JONNY GRABS HIM AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A RIPCORD LARIAT! JONNY DROPPING DOWN AND HOOKING THE LEG ON JACK! COULD JONNY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHEAP TACTICS THAT HE USED AND GET POSSIBLY GET THE BIGGEST VICTORY OF HIS CAREER RIGHT HERE?! 

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEE-

Flannery McCoy: BUT NOT JUST YET JONNY! JACK MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP AS THIS MATCH CONTINUES! Jonny sitting up, feeling the effects but he’s still pushing on knowing that he has ways to go in this matchup. Jack is attempting to crawl to the ropes and hold onto them to help himself up to his feet, but the disrespect is beginning to show by Jonny as he steps on his hand! You can see the cocky grin on Jonny’s face while he spreads his arms out, he’s eating this up while the crowd boos the hell out of him! 

Jake Mercer: He’s forced to let go though, Jack gripping onto the ropes for dear life trying to make sure that he creates some separation between him and Jonny. Jack begins to help himself up to his feet, bringing himself up to a kneeling position and attempting to compose himself. BUT JONNY RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS A KNEE STRIKE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! Jack is stunned for the moment while Jonny grabs him by his arm and pulls him into an Irish whip towards the opposite pair of ropes, CATCHING HIM WITH A RUNNING LARIAT TOWARDS HIS HEAD TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! 

Stew-O: Jack is finding it hard to recover after that brutal Ripcord Lariat by Jonny, and Jonny knows that it’s something that he has to take advantage of if he wants to get the better of Jack in this matchup. Jonny makes his way towards Jack and grabs him by his head before bringing him up to his feet, this time sending him into an Irish whip towards the turnbuckle padding! JONNY RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT IT’S JACK THAT MANAGES TO STEP OUT OF THE CORNER AND SEND JONNY INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING WITH A BIG RELEASE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!

Flannery McCoy: Jonny completely decimated against the corner, you know that had to hurt him. But the biggest part about this is the fact that Jack Ripley is furthermore back into this match. Jack wasting zero time grabbing Jonny and bringing him up to his feet, JONNY ATTEMPTING TO SWING TOWARDS JACK TO TAKE HIM BY SURPRISE! BUT JACK MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER ONCE AGAIN AND GRAB HIM BEFORE LIFTING HIM AND DROPPING HIM DOWN ON HIS HEAD WITH A BACK SUPLEX!

Jake Mercer: Jack pulling himself up to a knee, you can tell that Jonny is completely out of the look but he continues to persevere through all the wretched punishment. Jonny is dragging himself up, clutching onto the ropes, but it’s Jack that makes his way over and grabs his arm before sending him to the ropes! QUICKLY TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH AN ARM DRAG! Jack is trying to inflict as much damage as he can so a victory in this match can be a done deal for him. Jonny pulls himself up to a knee once again, still feeling the effects but hoping to counter out of this. BUT IT’S JACK THAT RUNS FORWARD GOING FOR DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF JONNY!

Stew-O: But Jonny manages to save himself by barely avoiding the knee strike to his face! Jonny stumbles up to his feet while Jack turns around, JONNY JUMPING UP ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF JACK AND DRIVING HIS HEAD INTO THE CANVAS WITH A FRANKENSTEINER! Jonny pops right back up to his feet, and you can see that he’s feeling it now. He’s not letting Jack get the better of him and he’s pulling all the stops to prevent that right now! Jonny makes his way over and grabs Jack by his head before pulling him up to his feet. BEFORE GRABBING HIM AND ONCE AGAIN GOING FOR ANOTHER RIPCORD LARIAT ATTEMPT TOWARDS THE HEAD OF JACK!

Flannery McCoy: BUT JACK MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT AND PUT JONNY UP ON HIS SHOULDERS, SLAMMING HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH A LAWN DART! RUNNING SNAKE EYES BY JACK USING ALL THE ENERGY THAT HE HAS LEFT IN HIS BODY BEFORE ROLLING JONNY OVER ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKING THE LEG FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS SPELL THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

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Jake Mercer: JONNY GETS THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME! Jonny manages to stay alive and Jack is giving more of a sigh of relief than a sign of frustration, his chances aren’t at jeopardy as much as they were with Jonny taking full control of this match. Jonny is down but he’s quickly getting back up to his feet, Jack knows what to do though. JACK RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT JONNY MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH A DROP TOE HOLD SENDING JACK’S FACE TOWARDS THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! Jonny managing to preserve his chances for the moment while Jack is trying to help himself using the turnbuckles to prop himself up, BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING HE’S MET WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TOWARDS HIS JAW! 

Stew-O: Jonny connects with the move and begins to move back while Jack attempts to shake the pain off for the moment. Jonny begins to run forward while Jack is backed up against the corner, GOING FOR A BIG CORNER CLOTHESLINE TOWARDS HIS FACE! But it’s Jack that manages to slip through the middle rope and onto the apron forcing Jonny to collide with the turnbuckle padding! Jonny tries to recuperate to the best of his abilities, but it’s Jack that sends a forearm smash to his face sending him backwards! Jack makes his way up to the top rope and sets himself up while Jonny is attempting to recover. But it’s Jonny that manages to grab ahold of the top rope and shake them, nearly tripping Jack and dropping him down to a seated position on the top turnbuckle!

Flannery McCoy: Now this isn’t looking good, Jonny is about to join Jack on the top turnbuckle! Jonny climbed up to the top with Jack, before sending repeated forearm shots towards the face of Jack hoping to weaken him! Jack attempts to block as much as he can, sending punches of his own whenever there’s an opening! Both of them are going all in, especially in the position that they find themselves in on the top turnbuckle! JONNY STEPPING UP AND SENDING A KNEE TO THE FACE OF JACK! Jack is completely stunned while Jonny begins to set him up, LOOKING TO GO FOR A BIG SUPERPLEX TO DROP JACK DOWN TO THE MAT!

Jake Mercer: But not before Jack manages to send shots towards the abdomen of Jonny! Jonny is struggling to keep a hold of Jack especially with the pain that he’s been going through in this match! Jonny is finally forced to let go, BEFORE JACK GRABS HIM BY HIS HEAD AND SHOVES HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE! Jack steadily begins to recollect himself and stand on the top, a hard fall by Jonny as he’s clearly feeling the hurt right now. Jack sees the opportunity present itself and now I think we know what he might be going for right here! SETTING JONNY UP!

Stew-O: BELIEVE IT OR NOT! SHOOTING STAR PRESS CRUSHES JONNY BENEATH HIM! JONNY COUGHING UP AIR TRYING TO RECOVER BUT JACK IS TAKING ADVANTAGE QUICKLY ROLLING JONNY ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKING THE LEG! PIN ATTEMPT INCOMING! WILL THIS BE IT FOR THIS MATCH?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

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(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘BxMxC’ blasts through the speakers of the arena while Jack Ripley pulls himself up to a seated position grabbing his head in pain. He takes a few deep breaths to collect himself, still feeling the pain but recovering enough to muster out the strength to get back up to his feet. The referee begins to make their way over and raises Jack’s hand in the air, while Jack smiles and begins to make his way up to the top rope. He points around at the fans who go berserk for him after his victory before jumping down and circling around the ring, continuing his celebration from there.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… JACK RIPLEY!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: What a match that we’ve been able to witness tonight! Both competitors gave it their all in a must-win situation for both of them. They knew the stakes on the line and knew that this victory was the one that each of them desired to get on track, especially heading into a Free-Per-View like Territorial Invasion. In the end though only one could come out on top despite their similar desires, and that turned out to be Jack Ripley. 

Stew-O: The Captain of Team Dynasty for Brand Warfare proving that StarrStan couldn’t have made a better choice in the long run. Jack is here and he’s ready to lead his team to victory one way or another, in the end every week he gets one step closer and this week he just racked up a much needed victory. Congratulations to Jack Ripley!

(Jonny leaves the ring in pain, trying to shake himself off and fight through it but ultimately he’s more pissed off than anything else. He helps himself up using the barricade and eyes Jack who continues his celebration. Both of their eyes catch one another, and after a tense staredown, Jack nods as a sign of respect before rolling out of the ring. Jack stands at the bottom of the ramp, raising his hands once again high in the air, before making his way up the ramp which is the last shot seen before Dynasty then begins to fade out to elsewhere.)

(A commercial is shown for the World Heavyweight Championship match between Xander Payne and Andrea Valentine at Territorial Invasion.)

(‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef hits, as the crowd boos heavily. After a moment, Sosa Henderson steps out onto the stage wearing some shades and a leather jacket. He has a diamond chain that reads “BULLETPROOF”. It shines brightly, as the crowd continues to boo him on his way down to the ring.)

Stephie Love: The Following match is a tag team bout set for.. ONE FALL!! And it is your main event of the evening!!! Introducing first.. From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.. Weighing in at 191lbs.. HE IS BULLETPROOF!! SOSA HENDERSON!!!

Stew-O: Here we go! Main Event time here on Friday Night Dynasty.

Flannery McCoy: This is a big match for Sosa. Last week he defeated a fellow former world champion and reigning tag team champion, Xavier Williams… This week he gets to compete against three individuals who have world title aspirations just like himself.

Jake Mercer: But tonight he has to team with Viz.. Someone who he hasn’t seen eye to eye with in the past, but we’ll see what they can do as they face the World Heavyweight Champion and his number one contender.

(‘Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)’ by Jimi Hendrix hits, as the crowd erupts into cheers. After a moment, The Visual Prophet steps out onto the stage wearing a VPLA T-Shirt that displays faces of the numerous students and children that attend the VPLA. Viz flexes out, and then points at his shirt, as he continues down the ramp and towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent.. He is the Founder of the Visual Prophet Leadership Academy!! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!

Stew-O: And here he comes!! The captain for Dynasty in War Games, The Visual Prophet!! Viz has a huge task in proving his worth as the captain of Team Dynasty, but if he succeeds by doing his best, he’ll be rewarded with a World Heavyweight Championship match that could be against one of his two opponents.

Flannery McCoy: That’s right, Stew. Viz and D’Angelo made it clear last week that they wanted to get what they deserved and are owed from StarrStan. At least this way, he can almost certainly say he’ll get his shot. This is going to be a big match for Viz seeing how he can set the tone and let both potential opponents know what’s coming their way if they hold the World Heavyweight Championship in the near future.

(‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX hits, as the crowd cheers heavily. Andrea Valentine steps out onto the stage and raises her hands out to wave to the crowd. She’s wearing a blue attire with black trim. Andrea makes her way down the entrance ramp and high fives her cheering fans on her way down to the ring.)

Stephie Love: And their opponent.. First, from Orlando, Florida.. Weighing in at 110lbs.. She is ANDREA VALENTINE!!!

Stew-O: Andrea Valentine has to team up with Xander Payne once again this week.. After what happened at the end of last week’s show, I don’t know how that is physically possible.

Flannery McCoy: Yeah, they won last week against Bronson Daniels and Andre Walker, but this time it’s different seeing how Xander cheap shotted her after the match and told her she isn’t getting anymore respect from him. Now here they are.. Set to team with one another.. I’m curious to see how this turns out.

(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill hits, as the crowd boos heavily. After a moment, Xander Payne steps out onto the stage with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship resting on his shoulder. Xander raises his World Heavyweight Championship in the air, and stares at all three of the individuals in the ring, as he knows that they all want what he has in his hands. He then lowers the title, and walks down the entrance ramp with absolute confidence.)

Stephie Love: And her partner.. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada.. Weighing in at 253lbs.. He is PAYNE KILLER!! XANDER PAYNE!!

Stew-O: Now I’m curious to see how Xander approaches this match after what happened last week.

Flannery McCoy: I think we all are, but I also think that Xander Payne probably wants to come into this match and set an example for all three of the other Elitists involved. This is going to be a big match for him since everyone is gunning for him. Let’s see what the champion does.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: There’s the bell, and this main event match of the evening is underway! We’re starting off with an Operation: Doomsday rematch, as Xander Payne and Sosa Henderson make their way over to the center of the ring, as The Visual Prophet and Andrea Valentine remain in their corner. You can just sense the tension between both Sosa Henderson and Xander Payne who just went to war against one another just two weeks ago for the World Heavyweight Championship. For someone like Xander, this would be the perfect opportunity to demonstrate to Andrea what’s coming her way in the near future.. Whereas with Sosa, this is a great chance to show that his name needs to remain with the top contenders and even the world champion himself, as he is right at that level.

Flannery McCoy: But here we go!! The tension elevated and immediately turned into a strong right hand by Sosa Henderson!! That right handed punch is responded to by a right hook from Xander Payne!!! Left hook by Henderson!! Xander now responds with a right jab!! Both of these Elitists are trading punches right now in the center of the ring!!

Stew-O: Well it’s clear to see that these two still don’t like each other, as each punch is being thrown with some emotion behind it!! Xander with another strike! Now it’s Sosa!!! Back to Xander!!! Now another strike from Sosa!!! Xander!! Sosa!!! Xander!! Sosa!! Sosa!!! Sosa with three consecutive right hooks to Xander Payne’s head, as Xander stumbles back against the side ropes!! Sosa Henderson quickly grabs Xander by the wrist now, as he whips him hard towards the ropes at the other end!! Xander Payne hits the ropes, then bounces back!!

Flannery McCoy: He’s moving with tons of speed, as Sosa drops chest down to the canvas!! Xander runs past the body of Sosa Henderson, as he hits the ropes on the other side!! Sosa pops up to his feet.. TORNADO KICK!!

Jake Mercer: NOBODY HOME!!! Xander Payne managed to hang onto the top rope to prevent himself from rebounding back into that Tornado kick by Sosa Henderson!! A smirk grows on the face of Xander Payne now, as Sosa faces him, crutches low into an athletic stance, and tells him to come here!!

Stew-O: That tornado kick definitely would have rocked Xander Payne, but it seems like Sosa has more in store for the World Heavyweight Champion!! Xander Payne quickly charges in at Sosa Henderson with a running lariat!!! No!! Sosa ducks his head underneath the arm, as Xander Payne runs right past him!! Payne turns around.. ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY SOSA!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!! Xander Payne ducks underneath the leg of Sosa, as Sosa turns all the way around! His back is turned to Xander Payne, as Xander grabs a hold of Henderson! He lifts him up in the air on his shoulders!!! It looks like Xander is going for the inverted ushigoroshi!!!

Jake Mercer: NO!! Sosa Henderson rotates his body, hooks the arms of Xander Payne with his own arms and legs.. AND HE PINS XANDER PAYNE DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH A CRUCIFIX STYLE PIN OUT OF NOWHERE!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Stew-O: But there’s the kick out by Xander Payne!! Sosa quickly works up to his hands and knees, then back up to-

Flannery McCoy: XANDER QUICKLY GOT UP TOO, AND SHOVED SOSA HENDERSON ACROSS THE RING!!! Sosa quickly works up to his feet, and charges in at Xander Payne!!! BUT XANDER QUICKLY DROPS SOSA HENDERSON BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A HEADBUTT THAT LANDS DIRECTLY INTO THE CHEST OF SOSA HENDERSON!!! Xander clutches at his forehead, as he definitely felt that one too. He turns towards Andrea Valentine, then makes his way over to her for the tag!

TAG!

Stew-O: Here comes Andrea Valentine, as she steps through the ropes and begins to make her way over to Sosa Henderson who is working his way up to his hands and knees. Andrea quickly stomps down onto the right leg of Henderson, then grabs him by the head, and brings him up to his feet. Andrea Valentine now with an irish whip to the far ropes!! Sosa runs hard, hits the ropes, bounces back.. SPINNING BACKFIST BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!!

Jake Mercer: NO!! Sosa Henderson baseball slides himself out of the way and past Andrea!! He pops back up to his feet behind her.. He quickly charges towards Valentine, then wraps his arms around her waist!! BACK SUPLEX BY SOS-

Stew-O: NO!! Andrea grabs a hold of the top ropes, and she’s fighting off that back suplex!! Sosa tries to lower his body to get more leverage, but Andrea remains hanging on tightly to that top rope!! Sosa now releases Andrea.. THEN STOMPS RIGHT BEHIND THE KNEE OF THE CURRENT NUMBER ONE CONTENDER, AS SHE DROPS DOWN TO THAT RIGHT KNEE!!! Andrea Valentine slowly works back up to her feet.. BUT THAT JUST ALLOWS SOSA TO RE-GRIP, AND HE LIFTS HER IN THE AIR FOR A BACK SUPLEX!!!

Jake Mercer: NO!!! Andrea Valentine flips in mid air, and lands on her feet behind Sosa Henderson!!! Sosa quickly turns around.. RUNNING LARIAT BY SOSA!!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDREA DROPS INTO THE SPLITS, AND POPS BACK UP TO HER FEET!! What an incredible way to dodge that clothesline!! Sosa quickly turns around and charges back at Andrea!!! BUT HE GETS HIT BY A BACK ELBOW TO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE!!!

Stew-O: Sosa Henderson is clutching at his face in pain, as he staggers back. Meanwhile, Andrea is running to the far ropes!! She rebounds back towards Henderson!! BACK HANDSPRING BY ANDREA!!! INTO AN ELBOW SMASH ACROSS THE FACE OF SOSA HENDERSON!!! That elbow smash drops Henderson, and this Arkansas crowd is going wild for Andrea Valentine!!

Flannery McCoy: Andrea now looks to a neutral corner, and begins to make her way over to it. Valentine is climbing her way up to the top rope now, as it seems like she wants to go for something high risk. She stands up on the top rope now, as she stares down at Henderson who is slowly working up to his hands and knees.. He’s now getting up to his feet, as Andrea leaps into the air!!! DIVING CROSSBODY BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!!

Jake Mercer: SPEAR!!! SOSA HENDERSON LOADED UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT, THEN LAUNCHED HIMSELF TOWARDS THE FALLING ANDREA VALENTINE WITH A SPEAR!!! Andrea might have been broken in half with that one!!! Both her and Sosa Henderson are down!!

Stew-O: Andrea might need to get herself out of there with a tag to Xander Payne. That spear is one of Sosa Henderson’s best moves, and it will take so much out of you.. Likewise, Henderson has been in this match for a minute, and a fresh Visual Prophet would do wonders for their team right now. It looks like both Elitists are trying to crawl their way over to their team’s corners to make the necessary tag!! Who will get their first between these two!?

Flannery McCoy: Both Andrea and Sosa are stretching themselves out and reaching out as far as they can to make the tag!! They are both so close..

TAG!

Stew-O: That’s to Big Viz!! The Visual Prophet has just entered into the ring, and he sprints his way over to Andrea Valentine!! Wait what’s this!?!

Flannery McCoy: It looks like The Visual Prophet just ran in between Andrea Valentine and Xander Payne!! Viz turns his head over his shoulder, and winks at the World Heavyweight Champion before crouching down and staring at Andrea Valentine!! Andrea lifts her head up, as The Visual Prophet gives her the good ol’ Mutombo Finger wag!! Viz now grabs Andrea and brings her up to her feet!!

Stew-O: What’s this!?! AND NOW VIZ LIFTS HER UP IN THE AIR, AND BEGINS PRESSING THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER LIKE SHE’S A BARBELL AT THE GYM!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! FOUR!! FIVE REPS BY BIG VIZ!!!

Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet.. The son of Ronnie Coleman.

Flannery McCoy: Wait.. Viz is related to Ronnie Coleman now?

Jake Mercer: You saw what Viz looked like two years ago.. You don’t get that big and strong in two years unless you’ve got those Ronnie Coleman genetics!!

Flannery McCoy: Why do I even ask? Anyways, let’s focus back on this match, because now Viz has Andrea Valentine resting on his shoulders. He’s in the center of the ring, and begins to squat with her on his shoulders!! Once he completes two squats, he begins to spin!! THAT’S AIR BAE!!! ONE!!! TWO!! THREE!! FOUR!! FIVE!! SIX!! SEVEN!! EIGHT!! NINE!! TEN ROTATIONS!!!

Stew-O: The Visual Prophet now sets Andrea Valentine back to her feet, as she can barely hold her balance due to how dizzy she became from that airplane Air Bae by The Visual Prophet! The Visual Prophet now runs to the far ropes!! He bounces back.. AND SENDS ANDREA VALENTINE DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK!! That Shoulder block sent Andrea flying across the ring, as she lands by the side ropes!

Flannery McCoy: And here goes Viz!! He’s getting the crowd on their feet, as he raises his arms in the air, then slowly lowers them as he shimmies while his arms get lowered. Viz makes his way over to Xander Payne, and.. What’s this!?! CHEST POP!! Viz is doing a pec dance in front of Xander, as his muscular chest begins to move back and forth in front of Xander Payne!! After a few seconds, The Visual Prophet stops, then smiles back at Xander!!

The Visual Prophet: (Off Mic) Your turn champ :smugcena:

(Xander Payne is seen rolling his eyes and leaning back away from the ring, as he knows he doesn’t have the chest muscle to do a pec dance like The Visual Prophet. If anything, Xander Payne looks annoyed at the fact that The Visual Prophet is standing in front of him at all. Viz smiles at Xander, goes back into pec dancing to show off, then turns back around.)

Stew-O: Andrea Valentine is down on her hands and knees. She’s using the side ropes to help get herself up to her feet. However, once she’s there, it’s The Visual Prophet who grabs a hold of her by the head, and takes back down to the canvas of the ring with a snapmare!! Andrea is now in a seated position near the center of the ring, as The Visual Prophet gets back up to his feet, and tags in Sosa Henderson!!

TAG!

Flannery McCoy: Sosa Henderson enters into the ring, and sees the position Andrea Valentine is in!! SINGLE LEG DROPKICK TO THE BACK BY SOSA HENDERSON!! Andrea falls off to her side, and arches her back in pain after that brutal dropkick by Sosa!!!

Stew-O: The Visual Prophet and Sosa Henderson have faced each other so many times now, that I’m pretty sure Viz understands that Sosa likes to hit that Single Leg Dropkick while his opponent is in that seated position, and that’s why he tagged Sosa in when he did. Being the Captain of Team Dynasty’s War Games Team is very fitting for Viz seeing how he can learn and understand his teammate’s strengths and weaknesses pretty easily. An attribute like that will only benefit Team Dynasty by the time Territorial Invasion comes around.

Jake Mercer: Viz is a true leader.. Just look at how he’s making fellow African Americans flourish in the Visual Prophet Leadership Academy. Whatever this man touches turns to gold, and that’s what we need for Team Dynasty!

Flannery McCoy: Back to the action inside of the ring. It looks like Sosa Henderson is having fun right now, as he delivers a powerful stomp down onto the shoulder of Andrea Valentine that turns her onto her back! Sosa now with another stomp!! This time it’s to her stomach, as Valentine pops up to a seated position!! However, Sosa Henderson sends her back down in an instant with a knee strike to the face!!! Andrea lays flat on her back, as she stares up at the ceiling. Meanwhile, Sosa Henderson makes his way over to the side ropes where he steps out and onto the ring apron. What does Sosa Henderson have in mind here?! He’s pulling back on that top rope.. This can’t be good for Andrea!! SLINGSHOT DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP INTO THE MIDSECTION OF ANDREA VALENTINE!!!

Stew-O: Sosa Henderson just drilled his boots into the stomach of Valentine, and now she begins to roll towards the center of the ring while clutching at her midsection in pain!! That is a 191lbs athlete dropping his entire body weight into one specific and vulnerable spot on the body!! Sosa makes his way over to Andrea, turns her on her back, then hooks the legs!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR-

Stew-O: And there’s the kick out by Andrea Valentine!!

Flannery McCoy: That was a close one!! However, it’s going to take much more than that to overcome the resilience of Andrea Valentine.

Jake Mercer: When you say much more, does a Sharpshooter count? :lupe:

Flannery McCoy: We’ll see, because it looks like that is exactly what Sosa Henderson is going for!! Henderson is back to his feet, and has a hold of both of Andrea Valentine’s legs!! He’s trying to turn her over, but she’s using every ounce of strength that she has to prevent him from locking in this shar-

Stew-O: SOSA JUST STOMPED RIGHT DOWN INTO THE MIDSECTION OF ANDREA VALENTINE!!! HE NOW INTERLOCKS HIS LEGS WITH HERS, TURNS HER OVER.. AND THE SHARPSHOOTER IS LOCKED IN!!!

Flannery McCoy: Andrea is in tremendous pain right now, and you can hear it in her voice as she begins to scream at the top of her lungs!! She’s clutching at her blonde hair, trying to figure a way out of this!!

Stew-O: In most cases during tag team action, the partner would normally come out to break up the submission if it’s as painful and punishing as this Sharpshooter that Sosa Henderson has locked in, but it looks like Xander Payne wants nothing to do with helping Andrea Valentine! He’s just watching from their corner, and simply just letting it happen in front of him!

Flannery McCoy: Well if you can remember.. Last week, he said his match with Andrea was the last dose of respect that he would show to her. No more respect shall be shown from Xander Payne towards Andrea Valentine, and I believe that statement still stands even if they are teamed up with each other for the second week in a row.

Stew-O: It’s sickening if you ask me, Flannery. I’m sure you agree, but to let your own partner struggle in a painful submission hold the way he is letting Andrea struggle in that sharpshooter doesn’t sit well with me.

Jake Mercer: You two are looking at it all wrong. Xander Payne already said he doesn’t care about Andrea. He’s said she’s nothing less than the enemy, so that’s how he is going to treat her even if they are partners. You both heard what Viz said last week. Though it may not be true, he said that the spinebuster through the barricade on Sosa Henderson during the first week of the season is what gave Xander Payne the edge over him at Operation: Doomsday.. If Xander can wear down Andrea Valentine and have her broken and beaten before they have their title match, then that’s an advantage he would surely take, because that would only increase his chances of remaining EAW World Heavyweight Champion like he says he will.

Flannery McCoy: I don’t see how he can be like this!?! Andrea is screaming at the top of her lungs right now, and nearly about to tap out.. However, I don’t think she has it in her to tap out knowing that her future opponent is watching from her own corner!! Andrea is being extremely stubborn to not give up, but that might be the best option for her right now!!

Stew-O: Wait a second, Flannery. Look at that!! Andrea has her forearms underneath her body, and now she is slowly army crawling her way over to the side ropes!! She’s inching her way over to the ropes, as Sosa Henderson does small back pedals with her!! Andrea is almost there!! She’s reaching!! Her arm is extended out and.. SHE GRABS THE ROPES!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Wait!! But Sosa Henderson isn’t releasing his grip on Andrea!! Sosa still has Andrea locked in that sharpshooter!! He’s wrenching on her back, and she begins to scream even louder, as the crowd begins to boo heavily at the actions of Henderson!! The referee has no choice but to count in order to get Henderson off of Andrea!!

Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Fi-

Stew-O: And Henderson releases the Sharpshooter!! He raises his hands to the referee to show that he has let go of the hold.. THEN INSTANTLY STOMPS DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF THE DEFENSELESS ANDREA VALENTINE!!! This Arkansas crowd boos even louder, as Sosa Henderson makes his way over to The Visual Prophet. Viz extends his hand out, and the two make the tag!!

TAG!

Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet steps into the ring, and makes his way over to Andrea Valentine who looks like she’s in rough shape by the side ropes of the ring. Viz reaches down, grabs Andrea Valentine, then brings her up to her feet. Viz now goes for a hard irish whip, as he sends Andrea to the far ropes at the other end!! Andrea rebounds back.. SPINEBUSTER!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET JUST SLAMMED ANDREA INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH THAT POWERFUL SPINEBUSTER!! Viz drops down for the pin!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE-

Stew-O: And there’s another kick out by Andrea Valentine!! Andrea is showing a tremendous amount of resiliency here tonight as her body has been through a lot against Sosa and Viz.

Jake Mercer: Well you know what they say. Once you go black, you’re gonna need a wheelchair.

Flannery McCoy: Jake!!! :damn:

Jake Mercer: I heard that from Terry Cruz. Another strong and muscular person that I believe could be a relative of The Visual Prophet.

Flannery McCoy: I’m not sure if Terry Cruz meant it the way that you said it.. But it looks like this match is going to be over soon!!

Stew-O: That’s absolutely right, Flannery, because Viz has just gotten down to his knee, and now he’s raising Andrea’s head up. He kisses her forehead, then stands right up to his feet. Viz begins to pat his elbows, as this crowd knows what’s coming nex-

Flannery McCoy: Wait!! Viz turns his attention back over to Xander Payne.. He begins to walk towards Xander Payne, as Xander looks absolutely annoyed at the fact that Viz is coming up to him again!! Viz gets within a foot of Xander, and.. HE BLOWS XANDER A KISS AS WELL!! Xander doesn’t take that blown kiss that well, as he it infuriates him, and he tries to throw a right hook onto The Visual Prophet, but Viz backs his head up, as Xander misses entirely!!

The Visual Prophet: (Off-mic) Too Slow, Fat Boy!

Stew-O: And Viz sticks his tongue out at the champion, as the crowd cheers heavily for him!! Xander Payne looks pissed off at the disrespect that’s being shown to him!! Viz turns around, as Andrea is just now getting up to her feet.. KISS TO THE HEAD!!! BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET ONTO ANDREA VALENTINE!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!!! ANDREA DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE ARM, AS VIZ GOES RIGHT PAST HER!! Viz turns around.. INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER BY ANDREA VALENTINE!! SHE JUST HOOKED VIZ’S ARM AND STUNNED HIM WITH THAT FACEBREAKER!!!

Stew-O: The Visual Prophet drops down to his hands and knees, as his head is definitely ringing after that counter by Andrea Valentine!!! Viz now works his way up to one knee..

Flannery McCoy: VALENTINE’S MASSACRE!!!! HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS DRIVER BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!! SHE JUST DROVE VIZ’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING, AND NOW VIZ IS DOWN!!! Andrea looks up to Xander Payne. She’s hurting.. She’s exhausted.. She’s been in this match for so long.. She reaches her arm out, hoping for a tag.. AND XANDER GETS TAGGED IN!!

TAG!

Stew-O: Xander rushes into the ring, and instantly begins to stomp down onto Visual Prophet!! There was no way that Xander was going to just allow Viz to mock him the way that he did just a few moments ago, and now he’s making Big Viz pay for it!!

Flannery McCoy: He now grabs Viz and brings him up to his feet. Xander with a strong right hand!! Another!! And another!! Viz is definitely still out of focus, as he is groggy and leans up against Xander Payne as Xander holds him up. Xander Payne now turns his head and faces Sosa Henderson.. What the hell is he thinking? He shoves Viz back, as Viz groggily steps into.. A SUPERKICK!!! THE SUPERKICK JUST BLASTED VIZ IN THE CHIN, AS VIZ FALLS BACK AGAINST THE RING ROPES.. AND HE GETS HIS ARMS TRAPPED INTO THE ROPES!!!!

Stew-O: Looking back at that Superkick, you have to believe that Xander hit that move to mock Sosa Henderson’s mentor, Heart Break Boy. Xander is trying to get under the skin of everyone in this match, and he’s doing a fine job, as he’s in full control. Viz is trapped with the ring ropes.. AND XANDER CHARGES IN AT HIM WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!!!! VIZ’S ARMS GET UNTRAPPED, AS HE DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES!!!

Jake Mercer: Xander Payne now grabs Viz by the head, and.. HE CONNECTS WITH A POWERFUL HEADBUTT THAT DROPS VIZ DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! The Visual Prophet rolls to the center of the ring, as he faces the ceiling. Xander Payne now runs to the ropes.. He rebounds back towards Viz.. JUMPING SEATED SENTON!!! HE JUST DROVE 250+ pounds of himself into the chest of The Visual Prophet, and took the air right out of Big Viz!!! Xander Payne hooks the legs!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Stew-O: KICK OUT BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!

Flannery McCoy: These two teams have fought so hard tonight, and nobody is giving up!! Xander Payne slams his hand up against the ring mat hard, as he works his way up to his feet. He grabs Viz, and brings him up to his hands and knees.. BUT VIZ SHOVES XANDER PAYNE BACK!!! Xander falls back against the side ropes, bounces back.. AND INTO A SPINEBUSTER BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! XANDER PAYNE IS DOWN!!!

Jake Merceer: The Visual Prophet slowly works his way up to his hands and knees. He is obviously hurting, as he clutches at his head. He looks up at the corner turnbuckles, and begins to make his way over to them. What does Viz have in mind here? This can’t be good for Xander Payne.. Viz now begins to climb up to the top rope, as he gets himself set up.. That’s 280lbs of Pure muscle about to drop down into 253lbs of pure fa-

Flannery McCoy: Don’t be mean now..

Stew-O: Viz leaps into the air!!! BOW TO THE HEART!!!! DIVING ELBOW DROP BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!

Jake Mercer: AND IT MISSES!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET MISSES THE ELBOW DROP, AS XANDER PAYNE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!! Viz is clutching at his elbow in pain, as he tries to work up to his feet. Meanwhile, Xander is doing the same thing and using the ropes to get to his feet. Xander is standing tall, as Viz slowly makes his way up while holding his elbow!! Viz walks over to Xander Pay-

Stew-O: KICK TO THE STOMACH.. STUNNER BY XANDER PAYNE!!!!

Flannery McCoy: That stunner caught Viz off guard, as he falls back towards the ropes behind him!! Viz bounce off the ropes and towards Xander Payne.. LAST SEDATION!!! POP UP POWERBOM-

Stew-O: KISS TO THE HEAD!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET CONNECTS WITH THE KISS TO THE HEAD!!! HE HIT IT AS XANDER PAYNE POPPED HIM UP INTO THE AIR!!! XANDER PAYNE IS DOWN!!! HE’S OUT COLD!!! AND VIZ GOES FOR THE PIN!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Andrea steps into the ring!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Flannery McCoy: And now she steps back out and onto the ring apron!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Voodoo Chile” Slight return by Jimi Hendrix hits, as the crowd goes wild. The Visual Prophet gets up to his feet, as Sosa Henderson meets him in the center of the ring to get their hands raised by the referee. We see Andrea Valentine hopping off of the ring apron, as she stares at the broken and beaten Xander Payne.)

Stephie Love: Here are your winners.. The Team of BULLETPROOF SOSA HENDERSON!!!! AND THE FOUNDER OF THE VISUAL PROPHET LEADERSHIP ACADEMY, THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!

Stew-O: What a match that was!! And what a counter by Viz late in this match as he picks up a pin against a man that he may be facing for the world heavyweight championship in the future.

Flannery McCoy: But we can’t forget his other possible opponent, Andrea Valentine, as she basically threw this match after the treatment that Xander Payne gave her earlier on. He didn’t put any effort towards breaking the submission hold that she was in earlier against Sosa Henderson, and so she responded by not breaking up the pin and giving their team a chance. Those two are definitely rivals that don’t have any ounce of respect for the other!

Stew-O: And because of that, Sosa Henderson and The Visual Prophet managed to capitalize on it, and came out with the victory here tonight!! Thanks for tuning in to Friday Night Dynasty. We’ll see you next week as we get closer to Territorial Invasion!!

(The screen shows The Visual Prophet and Sosa Henderson celebrating their victory separately, then shows Andrea Valentine walking back up the entrance ramp with Xander Payne’s unconscious body in the background. The screen then fades to black.)

(EAW logo buzzes.)

(EAW intro plays.)

(The show starts off with a recap from last week’s Dynasty Free-Per-View, Operation: Doomsday: The night starts off with the match between Bronson Daniels and Jonny Airhart for the Interwire Championship being conducted in an Unfair Rules match. Despite the obvious disadvantage that Bronson had, he managed to push through and get the victory, retaining his title. Bronson then has an interview where he’s interrupted by Treyvon Harris, who gives him a business offer because of the amount of potential that he sees in him. Bronson takes it into consideration, taking his business card, before leaving. A seven person Unique Opportunity match is underway with mysteriously high stakes on the line. After a thrilling match, in the end it was Ximema Velasquez that came out on top. Xavier Williams and Harlow Reichert defend their Unified Tag Team Titles against the team of Kensi and Lisa Wren. In the end it was Xavier and Harlow that retained after Harlow tapped out Kensi. Dr. Angelo D’Angelo confronts StarrStan and talks about the injustice that The Visual Prophet has been a victim of, even after he saved his butt at PFP. It leads to negotiations before Andrea Valentine comes in and tells D’Angelo to focus on tonight’s match. Starr then raises the stakes to confirm that The Visual Prophet vs. Andrea Valentine will be a number one contendership shot for the World Heavyweight Championship. Andre Walker, Darcy May Morgan, and Jack Ripley fight in a triple threat match for the number one contendership for the Interwire Championship. In the end Jack was so close to winning, but it’s Albert Hitchman that interferes helping Andre get the victory. StarrStan reveals Ximena Velasquez’ Unique Opportunity, which is then revealed to be a shot at the Universal Women’s Championship at Territorial Invasion. The Visual Prophet and Andrea Valentine have their number one contendership match, where in the end its Andrea that manages to persevere and come out on top. And in the main event, after a heart-racing match, Xander Payne manages to come out on top in the end with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship; retaining against SOSA Henderson to ultimately end the recap.)

(We see the inside of The Spectrum Center as pyro pops off and Dynasty’s theme music plays on. We get plenty of shots of the raucous crowd as everyone in the building seems to be on their feet. The camera pans around a bit to showcase the fans before finally arriving via transitioning to the commentary booth as we see Stew-O, Jake Mercer, and Miss Flannery McCoy.)

Stew-O: We are coming to you live, live, LIVE…from Charlotte, North Carolina as EAW Friday Night Dynasty finds its home this week inside the Spectrum Center! We will see the massive fallout of a bombastic Operation: Doomsday event that witnessed the title defense by World Heavyweight Champion Xander Payne and much more. I am Stew-O and alongside me we have Flannery McCoy and of course Jake Mercer!

Flannery McCoy: We are here and we are ready and what a night Operation: Doomsday turned out to be? I know a lot of fans thought SOSA Henderson could be the one to end Xander Payne’s reign but it is clear Payne was going to find a way to leave that event the same way he entered it; World Heavyweight Champion.

Jake Mercer: True fat. I mean true dat. No doubt about it. The entire show was fire emoji hibachi grill hot from top to bottom and I know tonight is gonna sizzle like a skillet as we turn the spectrum upside down. Gonna be more hectic than a Feisty Food fight amirite?

Stew-O: …Anyway. We have a huge show tonight as we get to watch Xander Payne and Andrea Valentine take on Bronson Daniels and Andre Walker in the main event. Valentine earned a huge World title shot against Xander Payne by defeating-

(Suddenly, the sound of a marching band begins to overpower the pa speakers. Out steps a marching band of teenagers all in purple and gold as they line up on the entrance ramp.)

(//youtu.be/xK9cy3MOkOE)

Jake Mercer: GODS PLAN…GODS PLAN!!! 

(Jake Mercer begins to stand from his seat.)

Jake Mercer: //gfycat.com/grandtangiblejunco

Stew-O: :jamienohara:

Flannery McCoy: :dame:

Jake Mercer: What?

(Out walks Dr. Angelo D’Angelo as he stands on the stage wearing a “VPLA” polo shirt with black chinos. Slowly behind the curtain appears the one and only Visual Prophet to a pop also wearing a “VPLA” polo shirt.)

Stew-O: The Visual Prophet and his confidant Dr. Angelo D’Angelo have arrived and they have brought a band with them.

Jake Mercer: That’s not “a” band. It’s THE band. The Visual Prophet Leadership Academy band to be exact! Everybody knows The Visual Prophet finally opened his new school in Detroit and it looks like he already has a stellar group of African American kids in his school’s band that he’s generously flown to this location for tonight’s show! HOW GREAT IS THE FOUNDER OF THE VISUAL PROPHET LEADERSHIP ACADEMY?! Lebron could never!

(Viz hyped up his kids as Dr. Angelo walks with his head high down the ramp as the band is parted like the Red Sea to make way for Headmaster D’Angelo and Founder Viz. Both men make their way to the ring as the band finally hits a big finish and ceases playing music. Prophet and D’Angelo stand holding microphones before beginning to speak.)

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Y’all give a warm reception to the VPLA marching band! These kids are some of the most talented, bright, gifted, and exceptional melanated boys and girls that have ever been produced in the Midwest and we flew them all here first class just to help bring out THE ONE AND ONLY FOUNDER OF THE VISUAL PROPHET LEADERSHIP ACADEMY…THE MAN THAT WAS ROBBED, RANSACKED, AND BURGLARIZED BY STARRSTAN AND THAT BOOGER SUGAR SISTER ANDREA VALENTINE AT OPERATION DOOMSDAY…YOUR FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP-YUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNA! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!

(Viz smiles at the camera despite Angelo referencing his loss at the previous event.)

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Y’all can’t play the truth as a lie not in our eyes, ok? Andrea Valentine she…well…she did her thing at Operation: Doomsday. She did what she never did before; she beat The Visual Prophet. That by itself is obviously one of her greatest accomplishments career wise. Right up there with winning a World title. Andrea should be riding a high higher than a fiend strung out on heroin in a hot air balloon. Same way Jake Smith felt when he beat Viz or Chris Elite or Drake King. If you somehow beat The Visual Prophet…that’s like a badge of honor around here. Viz is unquestionably the best ever at this game. A beast in the ring, a marketing genius, a savant verbally, just an all around generational talent. Andrea Valentine beat him finally for the first time ever and shocked the entire world! But…she doesn’t deserve to get the title shot at Xander Payne that was OWED to The Visual Prophet after what he did to Veena Adams and Charlie Marr at Pain for Pride. No knocking that baking soda colored broad but it’s just the facts. FACTS PEOPLE! It’s not for debate. It’s not for talking heads to try their hardest to decode or decipher. A common moron can see that The Visual Prophet already EARNED a title shot at Xander Payne even before Operation Doomsday. Viz nearly KILLED SOSA Henderson week one this season by hitting him with a SPINEBUSTER FROM THE APRON THROUGH THE BARRICADE! That one move clearly is how Xander Payne had the edge on SOSA. Viz also beat the ever loving shit out of Darcy May MorCAC the week after and to top it all off NEARLY carried a rookie in Domino Stone to a decisive victory against SOSA and Lisa Wren also! A match Viz TECHNICALLY won because Xander Payne interfered and attacked him first before stomping out SOSA Henderson. Technicality maybe but still the goddamn truth!

(Some fans begin hazing and booing Angelo as Viz turns his head with a curious glare.)

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: As far as we are concerned, the white guilt by that serpent StarrStan grew too much. He wanted to play an ally to our side and Valentine’s and like every single time in history when the plight of the black man is combined with the bellyaching of white women…the black man is robbed. Modern day Emmett Till. That white woman got what she wanted at the expense of us AFRICAN AMERICANS AND WE WILL NOT STAND FOR SUCH TYRANNY! Viz put in the work, he performed every single week so far this season while Valentine was allowed a chance to coast. To relax. To be a fly on the wall to the powerful progress the Prophet put forth. Typical snow roach behavior; wait until the original man makes his plate just so these insects can inspect and intercept what should be ours! Black man busts his ass, black man clearly cuts better promos than everyone else on the show, black man clearly performs better in the ring than all others yet…we are left with literal crumbs and shoulder shrugs. THIS IS GENTRIFICATION PERSONIFIED! COLONIZATION IN REAL TIME! That main event picture shouldn’t exist without Viz but here we go. A fat, unkept, muffin scarfing muffin top named Xander Payne and a Lily Allen lily white Tinkerbell looking broad named Andrea Valentine are in a World Heavyweight title picture and this generous, beautiful black man isn’t because…white supremacy. White supremacy pushed by the powers that be at the top and enacted by StarrStan-

???: HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD THE PHONE, GUYS!!!

(Suddenly, out walks out the Dynasty General Manager, StarrStan as all eyes turn to the stage.)

StarrStan: Listen guys I know-

VPLA Marching Band: !!!!!!

(Suddenly, the VPLA marching band begin playing up. Interrupting StarrStan as he begins to talk. Viz is in the ring waving his hands like a conductor as D’Angelo stands with his arms folded inside the ring.)

StarrStan: I just w-

VPLA Marching Band: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

StarrStan: Can we just ta-

VPLA Marching Band: !!!!!!

StarrStan: :noah:

VPLA Marching Band: !!!!!!

The Visual Prophet: :mjgrin: Alright little Propheteers, alright. Let the man walk down the ramp and come explain himself. Let’s not fluster Massa StarrStan. :mjlol:

StarrStan: :mjcry:

(StarrStan makes his way down the ramp as the VPLA marching band comprised of teenagers mean mugs him the entire way down to the ring. StarrStan walks up the stairs as Viz holds the ring ropes open for him. Viz walks back to the center of the ring as on the right we see Dr. Angelo D’Angelo staring eye to eye with StarrStan.)

StarrStan: Guys, listen. It’s a-

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: What? Listen? To you?! You want us to listen to an Anglo Saxon asshole like you? What do we look like? Huh? You must think you’re HBB and we both just SOSA Henderson sitting in our hands and waiting for you to fix your mouth to say something that will keep us in the same spot we currently reside. Get the hell out of here unless you are talking about REPARATIONS! REPARATIONS AND DONATIONS! DONATIONS TO THE VISUAL PROPHET LEADERSHIP ACADEMY AT THAT!

(Dr. Angelo puts his hand on StarrStan’s shoulder until…)

BOOM!!!!

Stew-O: WOAH! STARRSTAN JUST SHOVED DR. ANGELO AS ANGELO GOES FLYING BACKWARDS AND LANDING RIGHT ON HIS ASS!

Flannery McCoy: THE CROWD JUST POPPED AS STARRSTAN LOOKS AS SERIOUS AS A HEART ATTACK! 

Jake Mercer: As serious as a heart attack is right! StarrStan is a former elitist and a bonafide Hall of Famer to boot! Wait! VIZ QUICKLY WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND STARRSTAN’S SHOULDER AS THE ANGRY EXPRESSION THAT WAS JUST ON STARRSTAN’S FACE…suddenly disappears. It’s like he just saw a ghost as Viz’s very intimidating frame engulfs him. Viz smiles as StarrStan turns his head.

The Visual Prophet: Now don’t go putting your hands on my guy, StarrStan. Before I have to put hands on you myself. K?

StarrStan: My bad, he just got carried away a little. 

The Visual Prophet: …Help D’Angelo up. No need to behave like savages. I know that caveman DNA is in ya but we supposed to be gentlemen, right? Gone ahead and help him up.

(StarrStan takes a giant gulp before walking over and helping Dr. Angelo D’Angelo off the ground. Angelo snatches his hand away as he rises and huffs and puffs as Viz puts his hand on both men’s shoulders, saying words only they can hear. Viz takes his hand off Angelo’s shoulder but keeps one on StarrStan’s.)

The Visual Prophet: Now, listen. I know you want to come out here and explain yourself. I know you want to say Dr. Angelo is wrong and that you were doing your best. Part of me wants to believe you. I really want to, Starr. But the thing is…you’ve had weeks to pay us back for what we did for you at Pain for Pride. Week after week went by with us having to cut promos, come out here, go online on various platforms and media outlets including NETFLIX…just to explain what’s wrong with this entire infrastructure and you ignored it clearly. You slapped us in the face by turning down a chance to have the first all black tag team match main event Dynasty weeks ago, you dangled a title shot in front of me that I shouldn’t even have had to fight for like you were doing us a favor and…I know you don’t really believe you can convince us right here right now that you were doing your best for us black people. You don’t REALLY BELIEVE that do you? You can’t possibly think I would allow you to come out here in front of my VPLA students and lie to their faces, do you? Now, I’m trying to be gentlemanly about this cause I got some impressionable and beautiful black kids outside this ring who look up to me and attend my school but…if a lie escapes those thin pale lips of yours, I feel as if you will have forced my hand one more damn time and if you force my hand again ima be forced to put these black hands on you, StarrStan.

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: WE GONNA BEAT YOU LIKE YOU STOLE SOMETHING, WHITE DEVIL!!!

StarrStan: WAIT! Hold your horses, guys! Please! Look…I see where you guys get this idea of me being a puppet for white power or supremacy or whatever you guys are against. I’m sorry you feel that way. I’m sorry for turning your opportunity that I owed you into a catastrophe. I owed The Visual Prophet a great debt for what he did for me and Dynasty at Pain for Pride and his opportunity turned out to be very beneficial for Andrea Valentine. She got the title shot that you didn’t get. Plans don’t always go perfectly. I envisioned you beating Andrea but we can’t take anything away from her. She earned her title shot. But, I have a proposition for you both. One that could be huge for you and whomever you decide to bring along with you. I propose this…The Visual Prophet becomes TEAM DYNASTY’S CAPTAIN AT TERRITORIAL INVASION! 

(The crowd pops greatly as Viz’s eyes light up. Dr Angelo isn’t amused as he begins wagging his finger.)

StarrStan: Wait! AND win, lose, or even draw…as long as you perform well alongside whomever you choose to select…I promise you a shot at the World Heavyweight Champion in the future! You can pick anybody you want. You wanna make an all black Team Dynasty to prove how great African American elitists are? Go ahead! You wanna make the team all white besides yourself so you can show everyone how great of a leader you are, that’s fine with me. You show and prove one more time like you did so far this season OUTSIDE of Operation Doomsday…that World Heavyweight title shot is yours!

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: It’s a gambit. A spooky Anglo Saxon trick old ass time itself. WE REFUSE TO ACCEPT YOUR-

The Visual Prophet: Cool. See you at TI, StarrStan. :Russ:

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Wait, but…

(“Voodoo Chile” by Jimi Hendrix begins to play as the VPLA marching band begins to play alongside it. Prophet snatches Starr’s hand and forces a handshake while staring at him right in the eyes as the crowd cheers.)

Stew-O: Now that’s a major announcement to get this show rolling! THE VISUAL PROPHET WILL BE THIS YEAR’S TEAM CAPTAIN FOR TEAM DYNASTY AT TERRITORIAL INVASION!

Flannery McCoy: And win, lose, or draw he just might get his World Heavyweight Championship shot afterwards! I wonder who Viz will pick to lead into War Games? It’s his first time ever entering!

Jake Mercer: THE FOUNDER OF THE VISUAL PROPHET LEADERSHIP ACADEMY AND NOW CAPTAIN OF TEAM DYNASTY THE VISUAL PROPHET IS GONNA KEEP THE IMPACT ZONE JUMPING LIKE DESTINY’S CHILD! 

(The camera then fades to a commercial for the new Strawberry Funnel Cake Frappuccino at Starbucks. Take it from Ronan Malosi, it’s amazing.)

(Dynasty then fades in from commercial break as “Can’t Let Go” by Caught a Ghost starts to play, the audience throughout the whole arena would be in silence. Solomon Stane, with a firm, serious emotion on his face, starts walking down the ramp, making his way down to the ring.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada weighing in at 300 pounds he is “The Cutthroat”, SOLOMON STAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: And here comes the recently impressive Solomon Stane! He recently debuted on the last episode of Dynasty, and would go on to Operation: Doomsday to have an outstanding performance, although just coming up short!

Stew-O: But now he will look towards his match tonight against one not familiar to Dynasty in Kirk Redwood!

(As “Bad Man” by Blue Saraceno plays throughout the arena, out walks Kirk Redwood to a mixture of cheers and boos, as he is walking into unfamiliar territory. Kirk would rake his hair back as he shows his fists to the camera as the name “STANE ” would be visible. Kirk would continue to walk down the ramp, eventually making it to the ring.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Boston Massachusetts, weighing in at 210 pounds, KIRK REEEEEEDWOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-0: And here comes Sunday Night Voltage’s own Kirk Redwood as he is walking into unfamiliar territory in Friday Night Dynasty!

Jake Mercer: I’ve heard a lot about Kirk Redwood! Did you know Kirk once wrestled for a charity show to save the Pandas?!

Flannery McCoy: …And where did you hear this…?

Jake Mercer: I have my sources!

Stew-O: Jake, you’re crazy. 

Jake Mercer: :troll: 

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: AND THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY! Both men are pacing around the ring, staring each other down, plotting the first move. They both walk towards each other and they lock up! Kirk & Solomon attempt to quickly fight for control, when Kirk wins the lockup, pushing Solomon into the corner. The referee tries to back Kirk up as a clean break is made-

Flannery McCoy: NO! Kirk with a stiff punch to the jaw of Solomon as they now turn their back to the man, taunting to the crowd! Kirk turns back to Solomon BUT SOLOMON RUNS AT KIRK WITH A DEVASTATING LARIAT! SOLOMON HOOKS THE LEG LOOKING TO END THIS EARLY!!

OOONNNEEEEEE!!!

TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOO-

Flannery McCoy: AND A POWERFUL KICKOUT BY KIRK REDWOOD! Solomon doesn’t waste any time however, locking Kirk in a Side Headlock! Kirk crawls to the ropes as Solomon wrenches the hold, eventually getting his foot on the rope as the hold is broken! Kirk rolls out of the ring, looking to catch a breather from the damage Solomon is dealing to him.

Stew-O: But Solomon ain’t having any of it as he rolls out of the ring as well! Solomon is backing up when…SOLOMON IS RUNNING FULL FORCE AT KIRK REDWOOD-

Jake Mercer: BUT KIRK RUNS AT SOLOMON AS WELL, MEETING HIM IN THE MIDDLE AS HE HITS SOLOMON WITH A BIG JUMPING KNEE STRIKE AND THE BIG MAN IS DOWN! KIRK’S FIVE HOUR+ HARD WORKING TRAININGS IN MEXICO MUST’VE REALLY HELPED WITH THE POWER OF THAT KNEE STRIKE! HE LEARNED WITH THE BEST LIKE MYLES!

Stew-O: What???

Jake Mercer: ANYWAYS! Kirk picks Solomon up and throws him back first into the barricade, before taunting to the audience once more as the ref begins to start the count!

OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 

THRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Stew-O: Kirk picks Solomon up and throws him back into the ring, shortly following, breaking the ref’s count! Kirk drags Solomon away from the ropes and hooks the leg, looking to end it!

OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Jake Mercer: BUT SOLOMON GETS THE SHOULDER UP! THIS MATCH IS ALREADY AN INTENSE BATTLE!

Flannery McCoy: You got that right! Kirk is bringing his skills from Voltage over to Dynasty and is perfecting it! But now, Kirk picks Solomon up to his feet and rebounds off the ropes…BUT SOLOMON HITS A BIG BOOT TO KIRK AND HE GOES DOWN! SOLOMON PICKS KIRK BACK UP RIGHT AWAY AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX! THE STRENGTH OF THE CUTTHROAT IS SHOWING!

Stew-O: Solomon gets Kirk back up to his feet, before kicking him in the gut! Solomon Irish Whips Kirk off the ropes, AND CATCHES KIRK INTO A SLEEPER HOLD POSITION! SOLOMON TRYING TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF KIRK RIGHT HERE AS HE IS STRUGGLING TO BREATHE! 

Flannery McCoy: BUT KIRK FIGHTS OUT OF IT! KIRK POWERS OUT OF THE WHOLE AND RUNS FULL FORCE AT SOLOMON…AND A DEVASTATING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT KNOCKS SOLOMON OFF HIS FEET! KIRK BRINGS SOLOMON UP TO HIS KNEES AS HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES…

Stew-O: BLITZKRIEG BOP CONNECTS! THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF SOLOMON’S HEAD CONNECTS! KIRK FALLS ONTO SOLOMON INTO A PINNING POSITION!!!

OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Stew-O: SOLOMON JUST BARELY KICKS OUT AS KIRK JUST LOOKS UP AT THE REF WITH NO EXPRESSION! KIRK PICKS SOLOMON BACK UP AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES..HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES AS HE’S LOOKING FOR THE .50 CAL…

Jake Mercer: BUT SOLOMON CATCHES KIRK! SOLOMON WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX TO KIRK AND THE UNKILLABLE IS DOWN! SOLOMON THEN RUNS FULL FORCE AT KIRK HITTING A STANDING SENTON! SOLOMON HOOKS THE LEGS, DOES HE HAVE IT HERE??

OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Flannery McCoy: KIRK GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE CAUSING A ROPE BREAK! SOLOMON HAD KIRK TOO CLOSE TO THE ROPES AS HE REALIZES IT!! THIS MATCH HAS BEEN AN ABSOLUTE WAR BETWEEN THESE TWO!

Stew-O: And the pace is just picking up as Solomon picks Kirk up! Solomon goes for a Running Powerslam, BUT KIRK ESCAPES IT! SCHOOLBOY- NO! KIRK ROLLS THROUGH AND A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE GROUNDED SOLOMON! KIRK DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME AS HE PICKS SOLOMON BACK UP, AND DROPS HIM BACK DOWN WITH A DEVASTATING BRAINBUSTER!!! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF KIRK! KIRK GOES FOR THE COVER..BUT SOLOMON ROLLS OUT ONTO THE APRON!

Flannery McCoy: Great ring awareness by Solomon right there, but Kirk knows better than that! He rebounds off the ropes, going for a big boot right to the head of Solomon…BUT SOLOMON CATCHES KIRK WITH A FOREARM SMASH! KIRK IS DAZED AS SOLOMON CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE…MISSILE DROPKICK!!! 

Jake Mercer: BUT SOLOMON ISN’T DONE! HE PICKS KIRK BACK UP TO HIS FEET…THE SITOUT CHOKESLAM! HE CALLS THAT THE “SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP” AS HE CRAWLS INTO THE COVER!!!!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Stew-O: KIRK KICKS OUT AGAIN! SOLOMON IS IN SHOCK, THINKING TO HIMSELF WHAT MUST HE DO TO KEEP KIRK DOWN?! SOLOMON PICKS KIRK BACK UP TO HIS FEET…SPINNING FOREARM SMASH AS KIRK FALLS BACK DOWN TO A KNEE, HE CAN BARELY STAND RIGHT NOW!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT KIRK KEEPS GETTING BACK UP! KIRK BARELY MAKES IT BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND STAGGERS INTO THE CORNER AND LOOK AT THE EXPRESSION OF FRUSTRATION ON THE FACE OF SOLOMON! SOLOMON RUNS WITH FULL FORCE INTO THE CORNER AT KIRK…BUT KIRK MOVES OUT OF THE WAY…AND SOLOMON HITS THE REF! THE REF IS DOWN! Solomon looks down at the ref knowing what he just did, before running back at Kirk and hits him with a big boot! Solomon is seemingly getting more frustrated as this match goes on as he rolls out of the ring and starts checking under it!

Jake Mercer: HE’S GOT A STEEL CHAIR! SOLOMON GRABS A STEEL CHAIR FROM UNDER THE RING AS HE THINKS TO HIMSELF THAT MAYBE THIS MIGHT JUST FINISH KIRK! Solomon rolls into the ring as Kirk begins to again get back up to his feet! Solomon looks to go swinging..BUT KIRK WITH A CHOPBLOCK TO SOLOMON! SOLOMON DROPS THE CHAIR AND FALLS TO A KNEE AS KIRK YELLS FOR SOLOMON TO GET UP! KIRK PICKS SOLOMON UP, AND HE HITS THE BASTARDPLEX! THE BACK SUPLEX CONNECTS AS SOLOMON LANDS STRAIGHT ON HIS HEAD! BUT SOLOMON STARTS TO GET BACK UP! SOLOMON IS BACK ON HIS KNEES AS KIRK REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES, HITTING A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF SOLOMON’S HEAD! KIRK GETS SOLOMON BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND GOES TO REBOUND OFF THE ROPES, POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR THE .50 CAL AGAIN..BUT SOLOMON RUNS WITH KIRK AND CLOTHESLINES HIM OUT OF THE RING! KIRK FALLS OUT OF THE RING AND HITS HIS HEAD ON THE FLOOR! Solomon rolls out of the ring and picks Kirk up..BUT KIRK IS STILL FIGHTING! Kirk is slapping the ever living hell out of Solomon right now! Slap! Slap! Slap! AND MORE SLAPS! SOLOMON DROPS TO A KNEE AS KIRK GRABS HIM, LOW DDT! 

Stew-O: THE FIGHT OF KIRK REDWOOD HERE TONIGHT IS UNIMAGINABLE!!! KIRK PICKS UP SOLOMON’S DEAD WEIGHT AND THROWS HIM INTO THE RING! KIRK LOOKS FOR A COVER..BUT THE REF IS STILL DOWN! Kirk goes over to check on the ref…BUT SOLOMON GETS UP TO HIS FEET! HE PICKS KIRK UP AND HITS A POWERSLAM!

Flannery McCoy: A new ref bolts into the ring as Solomon picks Kirk back up! Solomon with a big slap to the face of Kirk as Kirk is telling Solomon to bring more! Solomon is running off the ropes..BUT KIRK FOLLOWS AND HITS A RUNNING KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SOLOMON! SOLOMON DROPS TO A KNEE! KIRK REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES..ANOTHER BLITZKRIEG BOP CONNECTS!!!..BUT SOLOMON GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! KIRK SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES… .50 CAL! KIRK HITS THE .50 CAL! KIRK STAGGERS TO THE COVER!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!) 

Stephie Love: Here is your winner….KIRRKKKKKKK REEEEEEDDDDDDWOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!

(“Bad Man” plays throughout the arena as an exhausted Kirk Redwood would roll off the body of Solomon Stane in victory. Kirk staggers up to his feet before celebrating his victory.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… KIRK REDWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Kirk Redwood showed up to Dynasty tonight and took a beating by Solomon Stane, but at the end of the day he was able to walk out with the victory!

Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane had an impressive showing tonight, but just came up short to Kirk Redwood! Both men deserve an applause right now!

(Kirk Redwood slowly walks up the ramp as the camera fades to black.)

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(Dynasty fades to the backstage area, where we can see Lisa Wren and Kensi sitting on a bench in one of the locker rooms. They’re not in the best of moods following their loss but there’s not much they can really do now, but Lisa breaks the ice.)

Lisa Wren: Yeah, Kensi, I’m not sure if this is working out. 

Kensi: Well, maybe it’s not… for now, at least. We’re not the first, and we’re certainly not the last team to not work out at first, but if we give it time, if we’re patient, then, believe me, Lisa, this is going to work out. We… lost. It’s hard to accept and I know how you feel, but we’ve come so far, we cannot give up. 

Lisa Wren: I feel you, I really do, but how much more will we have to wait until something turns around? How much longer will it take until we win gold? I’ve been in this company for a year and a half, and I have seen exactly zero success. Look at some other people in here, they see that success months into their careers, they win multiple belts in a shorter amount of time, and I really just don’t feel like waiting anymore.

Kensi: Well, as of now, we can’t do anything more than… wait. We have no choice BUT to wait. What else can we really do? Go ahead and challenge the champions again and simply suffer the same fate? No, Lisa, we need to keep on getting better and better, we need to keep on slaying in tag matches, and most importantly, we need to become worthy of being Unified Tag Team Champions.

(Lisa Wren tilts her head and raises an eyebrow)

Lisa Wren: We been worthy though. 

Kensi: I disagree. All we could do was wait for the opportunity to be handed out by the champions, but that’s not the way I want to operate. They ended up being proven right, sadly. I thought we were worthy too, don’t get me wrong, but I had a wake up call, and that’s that simply we weren’t ready for the champions. We need experience, Lisa. 

(Lisa takes Kensi’s words in, and shows a bit of interest on her face.)

Lisa Wren: Alright, alright, yeah, I feel you. Look, our team revitalized my career I feel like, because I was lost before our team formed. So, I give you credit. We weren’t always on the same page and I was sometimes very rude, but I have to give credit where credit is due. Together we got a chance to become Unified Tag Team Champions, and you know what, you have a great idea of what the future holds, so I trust you. 

(Kensi has a smile on her face with the kind words coming from Lisa. Kensi reaches her fist out to Lisa, but before Lisa can fist bump her, a knock is heard on the locker room door.)

Kensi: Uhm, come in!

(In comes interviewer Michael Belfort, with a microphone in his hand.)

Michael Belfort: Hey ladies, would you two have time for a little interview. :lupe:

Lisa Wren: Nah, not really. 

Michael Belfort: Come on. :noah: I have a family to–

Kensi: Of course we got time!

Michael Belfort: :blessed:

(Everybody gets set up as Belfort starts his interview.)

Michael Belfort: So, welcome everybody. It’s been a fun Dynasty and even if it barely started if you ask me it has potential to be one of the best episodes ever. :ohlawd: 

Lisa Wren: Can you just get on with it… 

Kensi: :whoa:

Michael Belfort: Yeah, so anyways, please welcome my guests tonight, Lisa Wren and Kensi! 

Kensi: We’re glad to be here with you, Mike. 

Michael Belfort: Well, as we all witnessed you two had to suffer a crushing loss at the hands of the Unified Tag Team Champions. How do you girls feel?

Lisa Wren: Pretty horrible obviously. But we’re trying. I mean, we’re not going to back down. We’ll just continue to rebuild ourselves from the ground up. 

Michael Belfort: That’s good to hear. I get that losing at Operation: Doomsday must’ve been horrible to take in, was it worse that you two had all the confidence in the world too? You guys went in thinking you had it in the bag, thinking that this was finally the opportunity you two needed and it turned out to not be. Can you two comment on that a bit?

Lisa Wren: There’s really nothing we can do, Mike. 

Kensi: We went in with way too much confidence and it came back to bite us. We thought this was finally going to be our moment but it simply wasn’t meant to be. It is what it is at the end of the day. It sucks, it really does, but whatever happened, happened and now the only thing that we can focus on is the future. Our future is only going to be a repeat if we let it be that. Our careers so far have just been the same movie… looping over, and over again. We get an opportunity, and we fail, but we want to change that. We’re not going to let the same movie keep on looping and we want to use the next few months for exactly that. Dynasty is a new beginning for us two and we’re not going to let the first month decide our fate for the next 11 months. We’ve made mistakes, but all of those mistakes can be used as a learning curve for our future in this company. 

Lisa Wren: Alright look, Kensi, I get it, we always talk about this, and you always have a positive mindset when it comes to this teaming up gig, but let’s be real, did it get us anywhere? Because as far as I see it, I’m still the same Lisa Wren that failed to become Specialists Champion on multiple occasions, I’m still the same Lisa Wren that failed at winning opportunity after opportunity, and I’m still the same Lisa Wren that failed to dethrone Andre Walker for the New Breed Championship. What difference does it make now, Kensi? We’re doing the exact same shit we’ve been doing our whole careers except now we’re doing it together. We’ve been fighting for a while, and for once we decided to put our differences aside, and where did that get us? Exactly.

Kensi: I have never lost hope in this team, all of the differences we had, every single problem we have had, I NEVER lost hope. The moment I saved you from getting attacked, I knew something would click between the two of us. I believe there is still a chance, and I will never stop believing that. The problem is, we can only make this work if you think so too.

Lisa Wren: I guess you can say that. Sure, there still is a chance. After all, we get on the same page for a moment then the next moment we’re right back to doubting each other. We need to still make improvements, Kensi, and I want to improve on this team, together. We have nothing to lose and the world to gain, so fuck it, let’s get it. We both know what we’re capable of at our best and all we have to do is let our full potential take over. We can be the greatest tag team EAW has ever seen and it’s only a matter of proving that, and we don’t care where it is. 

Kensi: There we go, Lisa, that’s what I needed out of you. :blessed: All we do need is yet another big stage to show off our talents, and we don’t care where it is, because we’ll be patient for that opportunity.  It could be Territorial Invasion, it could be the show in Saudi Arabia right after it, who knows, all we know for certain is that we will continue to keep going and nobody will stop us along the way. Until then? We’ll just see what the future holds for us. 

Michael Belfort: :wow: Well, you heard them, they have a chip on their shoulder and I am excited to see you two compete in the following weeks. Thanks for joining me, back to you.

(Lisa and Kensi leave as Dynasty fades elsewhere.)

(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

Stephie Love: Introducing first…

(‘Blow’ by Ed Sheeran, Chris Stapleton, and Bruno Mars hits as Envy Ellis makes her way out to the ring.)

Stephie Love: From Washington DC weighing in at 115 pounds she is ENVYYYYYYYYYYYYY ELLLLLLLISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Well we didn’t hear a lot from Envy Ellis this week so it’s hard to say what her mental state is heading into this match.

Jake Mercer: She scurred.

Stew-O: Well that is possible or maybe she was just really focused on training or something.

Flannery McCoy: Let’s find out.

(‘Act a Fool ‘ by Ludacris hits as Jonny Airhart comes out looking slightly annoyed. The crowd showers him in boos but unusually, Jonny ignores them and simply makes his way down the ramp with his UNO card in his mouth.)

Stephie Love: And her opponent from Atherton, California weighing in at 205 pounds he is “The Uno Champ Kid” JONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHART!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Well Jonny Airhart spent this week bitching about having to even face Envy Ellis. He wants better competition than this. Maybe he is underestimating her?

Jake Mercer: No he is right Flan. He will probably destroy Envy with ease just like his great grandfather destroyed her great grandmother’s-

Stew-O: Imma have to cut you off right there Jake. Envy has shown a lot of potential in the past so even though I don’t know what to expect this week she could still put up a great fight!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Jonny Airhart is looking very ready to fight against Envy Ellis. Ellis stands her ground as I am not expecting her to back down this week as she glares across the ring at her opponent with an intense look of dislike. They charge into the middle of the ring as Airhart immediately takes down Ellis with a big kick to the gut. He slams her face hard into the turnbuckle padding and then begins delivering hard uppercuts right to the gut. Ellis staggers back as Jonny hits her with an uppercut to the jaw as she falls down to her knees in the ring. Airhart whips her hard into the corner causing her to land down face first in the ring.

Stew-O: Jonny Airhart then repeatedly kicks on Envy Ellis as she rolls out of the ring to collapse on the outside. Airhart follows her and bashes her head into the barricade at ringside. He picks her up and drops her chest first over the barricade as she screams out in pain. Airhart then throws Ellis back into the ring bashing her head on the apron and choking her out with the ring ropes as he does. Airhart returns into the ring as Envy delivers a weak punch he easily counters firing back with a strike of his own. He ducks another shot from her before picking her up sideways and driving her down to the mat with a Sidewalk Slam!

Jake Mercer: Envy Ellis tries to recover in teh corner but Jonny Airhart stalks her in and begins to slam into her with repeated Shoulder Thrusts. Again! Again! Again! Jonny is really going in on her tonight and Envy has no counter for this! Jonny whips Envy across the ring no he grabs her and whips her back around into the same corner as she nearly flies over the turnbuckle and crashes into the pole before collapsing down to the outside on hands and knees. Looks like Jonny is just going to stand in the ring now and wait for her to get up. But she may not even make the count!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

Flannery McCoy: But Jonny Airhart doesn’t want to win that way! He rolls out of the ring and begins slugging away at Envy Ellis on the outside. He grabs her arm and whips her as hard as he can into the barricade at ringside! Envy is lying unconscious on the floor having been murdered by her opponent here tonight! Envy struggles to get back up slowly as Airhart returns to the ring and the referee continues the count.

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!

Stew-O: But Envy Ellis makes it back into the ring in time! This may have been a bad move on her part as Jonny Airhart is just smiling as he stomps on her to inflict even more damage. Jonny enjoying torturing his foe this week as he slams down hard onto her back with a Double Axe Handle to keep her grounded. Jonny with his boot to her throat taking advantage of the referee’s five count in order to choke the life out of Envy. He should probably just put her away at this point but he is pulling her back up wanting to hurt her even more! He pulls her up and hooks the arm… looks like he is going for a Suplex! He holds Envy up in the air briefly before driving her down with a Stalling Suplex! Jonny with the cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Jake Mercer: Envy Ellis kicks out! I honestly thought she would just take the L there. That is actually impressive for her to survive all this punishment. She has shown no offense so far but now she is showing a will to live! Jonny Airhart is even surprised as he immediately Curb Stomps the back of her head possibly knocking her unconscious for good. No wait Envy is getting back up! Jonny with some well placed strikes to the gut before slamming her face first into the turnbuckle padding repeatedly. Jonny is just going to keep beating her until she stays down! Jonny with a series of hard uppercuts in the corner as he repeatedly goes in on Envy who collapses to the mat face first unable to even stand anymore at this point. Jonny needs to end this thing!

Flannery McCoy: Jonny Airhart pulls Envy Ellis up and grabs her by the arm. He whips her across the ring. She’s just gonna collapse again… NO! Jonny pulls her back… right into the RIPCORD LARIAT! He took her head off with that one! Envy lying prone in the middle of the ring and what is Jonny planning here! Jonny looks to the corner as he is looking to finish this thing! Jonny Airhart climbs up to the top rope as Jonny Airhart plans to get some air here tonight!!!

Stew-O: MAKING THE MONEY!!!!

Jake Mercer: MODIFIED 630 SENTON!!! HE GOT ALL OF IT!!! THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner… JONNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHARTTTTTTTTTT!!!

(‘Act a Fool ‘ by Ludacris hits as Jonny Airhart has his arm raised in victory.)

Flannery McCoy: Absolutely dominant performance by Jonny Airhart here tonight! He crushed it!

Jake Mercer: Looks like I was right all along. Envy Ellis just wasn’t prepared for this match.

Stew-O: Honestly that may be it. She can definitely do better than this. Jonny Airhart may have still won regardless who knows but you never know until you actually try.

Flannery McCoy: Can anyone stop the Uno Champ Kid?

(The camera cuts to a commercial for the new EAW Network series “What If…?”. The first episode of the series details an alternate universe where Ronan Malosi won the EAW Answers World Championship at Pain for Pride after being kidnapped and forced to marry Mr. DEDEDE.)

(As the Friday Night Dynasty broadcast rolls on, the program fades into a promotional video for the match at Bloodsport for the Universal Women’s Championship. The video hypes the Hair versus Championship stipulation and the fact that it’s happening as a Scaffold Match, featuring the currently reigning Champion, Ms. Extreme, as she takes on Hikari Kanno. It continues to show how the two of them got to this point going into their heated match – the two of them getting into a confrontation at the Draft Show, the drama that ensued over the course of the season already between them, and how even at one point, Ms. Extreme was made to deal with IDOL-GUN’s simps. On the last Voltage just before Bloodsport this week, Hikari leaves Ms. Extreme a bloody mess at ringside and the video ends with Hikari’s voice and how she said that the Universal Women’s Championship would be hers, as she stands over Ms. Extreme.)

(The video fades but only to show that, somewhere in the backstage area, watching it all play out on a television monitor was Ximena Valasquez! The powerhouse stands there with her arms crossed, smirking as the match graphic for the Universal Women’s Championship remains on the screen and she can’t help but shake her head. Ximena sighs with a hint of amusement being carried through it, before she gives a short laugh before turning to face the camera that she knows is on her.)

Ximena Valasquez: Ever since I found out what my reward for winning at Operation: Doomsday was going to be, I just knew I’d have to go and find out what all the hype was about as far as the Universal Women’s Championship has been about. If how things ended up on Voltage is a sign of things to come then I’m sure it’ll be a brutal match to see play out live at Bloodsport. But nothing’s going to be as brutal as when I get my hands on the winner of the match and tear them apart, because being dominant, becoming a Champion, showing exactly why I’m headed directly for the main event scene is what my journey here in EAW has become all about.

(Ximena’s undeniably confident, and after all the competitors that she had endured at Operation: Doomsday to have this opportunity for herself, it’s understandable that she’s as sure of herself as ever. Ximena points over shoulder to the screen that’s still on just behind her, all while never taking her eyes away from the camera in front of her.)

Ximena Valasquez: What those two don’t know though, is that what they’re actually fighting for is who gets to be the one that has the Universal Women’s Championship ripped away from them by my hands. I don’t doubt that they’ll be going after each other with their worst intentions and their harshest plans to leave each other beaten and broken, but it’s Ximena Valasquez that they’re going to be having to be worried about when it’s all over. See, I’ve made a show of being dominant on my path so far, giving people every reason to know that when they end up in front of me that they’re going to be nothing but a stepping stone and someone for me to make an example out of as I’ve been making my way to the top. I’ve been proving why I should be in the main event, why I should be getting all the big opportunities, and I’d say it’s about time that someone like StarrStan recognized what I can be capable of by having me in this position to go out and win a World Championship. And that Universal Women’s Championship? It’s going to be the one, big final piece to this puzzle that will show what all my progress has come to, and there’s nothing that I’m going to let stop me from getting what I deserve.