( EAW Intro plays )

Narrator: A territory is a castle meant to be heavily guarded. A home, however is meant to be a sanctum.

( The cinematic intro begins with an outside shot of a suburban neighborhood home in the late afternoon. )

Narrator: A territory is guarded by armies and brute force. A home is guarded by loyalty, as well as unity.

( We get a shot inside the home of a neaty and tidy open space living room, family room and kitchen. We see a coat closet with leather jackets, boots, high heels and slippers. )

Narrator: A territory is subject to invasion from the outside. A home, however, can be invaded from within.

( Inside the home, a portrait goes flying across the room until it hits the front door and crashes to the floor. We see a shattered portrait of Jamie O’Hara next to Cameron Ella Ava. )

Narrator: When a home is invaded from within, dissent is the mortal enemy to those who live inside it.

( A vase is seen flying across the living room, and it smashes into a larger portrait of Jamie and Cameron with their close friends before the portrait and vase both crash to the floor and leave glass laying everywhere. )

Narrator: Dissent can be caused by many things; jealousy, bitterness, contempt.

( From behind, we see a woman standing and looking on at the trashed living room. The woman appears to be Cameron Ella Ava herself, though her face is never clearly shown in the intro. )

Narrator: These emotions can develop in any person within the home, they may even be shared by both parties.

( The woman walks into a room of the house with a baseball bat, and smashes it through one of the windows. )

Narrator: It can force them to do things they never believed they’d be capable of doing.

( The woman’s hands are seen picking up a picture book full of photos of Cameron Ella Ava and Jamie O’Hara, some of them involving them vacationing, smiling, laughing, swimming and “play fighting” over the World Heavyweight Championship. )

Narrator: It can cause them to burn every bridge that’s been built, as memories become worth no more than ashes.

( That same picture book is seen thrown into the flames of a fireplace as the smoke raises even more upon the new addition to the flames. )

Narrator: It can drive them closer to the brink of madness.

( The woman is seen writing something on the wall in lipstick, though it’s not clearly seen what was written. )

Narrator: When an outsider invades, they seek control over your territory and dominance over you.

( The woman is seen quickly packing her bags and headed for the door, until she turns back around at the fireplace mantel. )

Narrators: But when you are invaded from within…

( We get a shot of the World Heavyweight Championship on the fireplace mantel. The woman places her hand on the title, and the next shot we see is the door to the house slammed shut. )

Narrator: When you are invaded from within, you are still left with your own territory.

( Time elapses: the sound of keys rustling can be heard, until a stunned Jamie O’Hara is the one to open the house door and look around and the trashed house. )

Narrator: But you are left with nothing else.

( A final shot shows Jamie O’Hara standing alone in his trashed house, with the fireplace still burning, glass and ripped up pictures everywhere, smashed windows, turned over furniture, the word “Love bytes” written on the wall in lipstick and the chalk outline of a missing World Heavyweight Championship on the fireplace mantel. )

( Fade to black. )

Narrator: AND NOW.

( “Go To War” by Nothing More hits while the Territorial Invasion symbol and graphic package shows up on the screen. )

Narrator: EAW PROUDLY PRESENTS TO YOU, THE NINTH ANNUAL TERRITORIAL INVASION!!!!!

( Camera opens up to Krestovsky Stadium in Saint Petersburg, Russia with the entire audience cheering and jumping to their feet in applause as fireworks shoot off from the stage and rocket across the arena in a dazzling display of light and sound. )

Stew-O: 68,000 MEMBERS OF THE EAW UNIVERSE FLOOD THE GATES HERE AT SAINT PETERSBURG STADIUM IN RUSSIA FOR THE NINTH EDITION OF EAW: TERRITORIAL INVASION!!!!

Jake Mercer: WELCOME TO THE MILLIONS OF SUBSCRIBERS WATCHING ON THE EAW NETWORK, WELCOME TO THE MILLIONS WATCHING LIVE ON FPV, TO THE WAR ZONE OF ELITE! JAKE MERCER ALONGSIDE THE VOICE OF EAW STEW-O, CALLING IT FOR THE DYNASTY CREW!

Stew-O: We’ve got ALL FOUR BRANDS represented here tonight, as well as announcers broadcasting in Spanish, French, Japanese, Portuguese, German, Indian, Arabic, Mandarin and – of course – Russian! We want to thank everyone who’s here to be a part of a historic event! Without a doubt one of EAW’s biggest shows of the year ever year, and we’re not going to cut any corners with you good people, LET’S KICK THINGS OFF IN THE BIGGEST WAY POSSIBLE!

( https://i.imgbox.com/jZWLYEkp.png appears on the titantron to signal the upcoming match… )

Jake Mercer: WELL, DYNASTY IS GOING TO KICK OFF THE NIGHT FIRST WITH A MASSIVE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! This match has been a match embroiled with the simple fact that Eclipse Diemos desires to make sure that all the false idols of the Dynasty roster are revealed to the world, making his next target of his destruction the world champion himself, as an icon of false heroism to the world!

Stew-O: The Pizza Boy was forced to compete in this match as he was assaulted after one of his matches on Dynasty by Eclipse Diemos and tonight, it’s all about showing him why he holds one of the most prestigious prizes in EAW! Tonight is about proving to him and the audience that there is nothing false about him!

(The lights dim out slightly, shutting off one at a time over and over again until only a single light remains on the stage. Stationed in the very center of that light is a red lantern, the sides dripping with blood. The light above begins to turn red as well as the titantron flickers on with the word: Atychiphobia. Fear of Failure. As the titantron focuses on that word, a fog settles around the arena, the lantern leaking the mist out. “Sound of Madness” by Shinedown begins to play over the loudspeakers as the crowd stands up, the lantern rising seemingly out of nowhere from the ground, lifting into the air. As it continues to rise, the fog dissipates around it, as Eclipse appears from beneath the lantern, holding it in the air as he slowly rises from the middle of the stage.)

RA: Introducing first, the challenger… he is from Prescott Hills Sanatorium… he weighs in at 286 pounds… “Fear Incarnate” ECCLLLIIIPPPSSSSEEEEE DIIEEEMMMOOOOSSSSS!!!

(He cracks his neck, glancing up at the lantern before shattering it on the ground, the arena bursting with light as pyro goes off along the ramp. The lights shine down on him, revealing a patchwork attire. He wears a leather version of Jacob Senn’s coat, with his gas mask insignia stitched against the back. Stitched on the left shoulder is the mask of HRDO, it’s face covered with a bloodstain. On the right shoulder, teeth and claws, seemingly based around Voin, Aren Mstislav’s Demon. Running on the front of the jacket is a patchwork of digital code, representing Y2Impact. The pulled up hood has bits of shattered glass patchworked on it, representing Zack Crash and his ‘shattered’ persona.)

Stew-O: On the anniversary of one of the greatest failures in his career, Eclipse Diemos returns to the stage of Territorial Invasion in hopes of not only the destruction of one of the most honored heroes in EAW, but to make his conquest as EAW Answers World Champion and become a two-time world champion in this business!

Jake Mercer: You should know that to Eclipse Diemos, records mean nothing and how many times he’s won that belt doesn’t do anything for him! He wants the EAW Answers World Championship because it represents a symbol of hope and heroism for the audience in attendance, a false idol in his perspective, and he wants to do whatever it takes to make sure it doesn’t mean that. Do you want to know what he desires it to be? A symbol of pure destruction and desolation!

(“Crippled By Pizza” by echoes throughout The Krestovsky Stadium to an overwhelming ovation from the fans in attendance with The Pizza Boy flying onto the stage with a ten-speed bike and a number of pizza boxes in the cart on the front. He rolls down the ring on the bike as he starts to hand signature pizza boxes towards the crowd.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing to the ring, his opponent… he is from New York City, New York… weighing in at 175 pounds… HE IS THE CURRENT EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… “The Somebody” THHHEEEEE PIIZZZZZZZAAAAA BOOOYYYYY!!!

(The Pizza Boy finally gets to the final box inside of his bicycle cart as he steps off of it, slinging the box wide open to reveal the EAW Answers World Championship, taking out to walk over to the turnbuckle where he stands on top with the championship belt hoisted in the air!)

Jake Mercer: DO YOU SEE THE BLATANT DISRESPECT OUR CHAMPION HAS FOR THE TITLE? He placed the championship belt into a pizza box, Stew! A PIZZA BOX! This is the man that people clamor behind to be our champion? Well, let me go ahead and say that I’m not too fond of seeing our world championship sharing the same place as greased-up pizza slices!

Stew-O: This is all in fun, Jake! Lighten up! The Pizza Boy is bringing his own flair to Territorial Invasion and giving the world exactly what they want in a spectacle! Pizza Boy has shown them a bit of a ray of hope before this match begins and let me tell you that once the bell rings, I’m assured that things are going to be explosive in that ring!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Speaking of which, the referee has called for this world championship match to start, with Eclipse Diemos standing across the ring with his opponent with a sinister smile displayed on his face. Pizza Boy starts to roll his wrists and neck to prepare for this match in his corner right before both men start to walk around the ring BUT ECLIPSE QUICKLY DECIDES TO RUSH IN TO GO FOR THE LEG TAKEDOWN TO BRING PIZZA BOY DOWN TO THE FLOOR! KICK STRIKE! THE PIZZA BOY STRIKES WITH A STIFF KICK TO THE CHEST OF ECLIPSE DIEMOS BEFORE RESPONDING WITH A MUAY THAI KNEE TO HIS FACE! THE PIZZA BOY IS BRINGING THE FIGHT TONIGHT AGAINST THE CHALLENGER AS HE CONTINUES TO DRIVE THE KNEES INTO THE FACE OF ECLIPSE! PIZZA BOY SPRINTS BACK TOWARDS THE ROPES TO GAIN A BIT OF MOMENTUM BEHIND HIM!

Jake Mercer: ECLIPSE DIEMOS CATCHES THE CHAMPION BY THE THROAT AS YOU CAN SEE HIS EYES LIGHT UP IN EXCITEMENT! ECLIPSE JUST STARTS TO LAUGH BEFORE HE THROWS PIZZA BOY WITH FURY INTO THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER! A SICKENING THUD RATTLES FROM THE TURNBUCKLE WHEN PIZZA BOY LANDS ON IT WHEN ECLIPSE RUSHES IN FOR THE RUNNING CORNER SPLASH TO SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUT OF HIM! HOLD UP! PIZZA BOY ROLLS THROUGH THE SPLASH AND IS ABLE TO ESCAPE IT… BUT ECLIPSE GRABS THE TOP ROPES AND LEANS BACK TO WHERE HIS EYES ARE ABLE TO MEET THE CHAMPION! THE PIZZA BOY IS A BIT FREAKED OUT BY THIS AND I’M MOST DEFINITELY SHARE THE SAME SENTIMENT!

Stew-O: You sharing something with The Pizza Boy? When did this happen?

Jake Mercer: Oh, stop it! You realize we have a world championship match to call here, right?

Stew-O: I know, but you just surprised me with that is all. Eclipse Diemos turns around as he continues to lock eyes with The Pizza Boy RUSHING IN WITH A MASSIVE LARIAT TO KICK HIS HEAD OFF OF HIS SHOULDERS! PIZZA BOY DUCKS UNDER THE STRIKE WHEN ECLIPSE TURNS AROUND RIGHT INTO A SLAP FROM THE CHAMPION! Eclipse reels back for a moment BEFORE HE QUICKLY SNAPS BACK WITH A BRUTAL HEADBUTT TO FLOOR THE CHAMPION! ECLIPSE JUST RATTLES THE SKULL OF THE PIZZA BOY WITH THAT DISGUSTING HEADBUTT WITH ECLIPSE TURNING THE TIDE OF THE MATCH IN HIS FAVOR WITH THAT ONE SHOT! Eclipse Diemos takes this moment to relish in the opportunity that he has here to destroy the most prized “false idol” that he has been chasing, almost conducting the sound of hatred from the fans, before he lands a savage stomp into the stomach of Pizza Boy!

Jake Mercer: Eclipse Diemos is an enigma and I don’t understand why he does this during the most important match of his career, but I guess it might have to do with his need to be a charismatic shepherd to the sheep! Eclipse grabs The Pizza Boy by the chin to lift him up to his knees STRIKING HIM IN THE FACE WITH A MASSIVE RIGHT HAND THAT FORCES HIM DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS! Eclipse just laughs in his face about this as he hoists him up again BUT PIZZA BOY STRIKES WITH AN ELBOW RIGHT INTO HIS JAW! ECLIPSE STUMBLES INTO THE ROPE WHEN PIZZA BOY RUNS IN WITH A DROPKICK TO SEND ECLIPSE TUMBLING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR! The Pizza Boy stands on his feet and looks outside to see Eclipse start to rise up to his feet SPRINTING BACK INTO THE ROPES BEFORE RUSHING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE FOR THE SUICIDE DIVE! HE CAUGHT HIM! ROPE-HUNG JAWBREAKER! THE PIZZA BOY FLEW THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE INTO THE ARMS OF ECLIPSE DIEMOS AS HE DROPPED HIS CHIN ON HIS SHOULDER WITH THE ROPE-HUNG JAWBREAKER! WITH BOTH MEN OUTSIDE OF THE RING NOW, THE REFEREE BEGINS HIS COUNT FOR THE COUNT-OUT!

Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!

Stew-O: Eclipse Diemos watches as the world champion crumbles outside of the ring with him reaching down to grab him to bring him up to his feet LANDING A STIFF UPPERCUT TO THE JAW OF THE PIZZA BOY! Pizza Boy starts to stumble back BUT NOT BEFORE HE THROWS HIM STRAIGHT BACK INTO THE RING! Eclipse returns back into the ring in time for the count to stop as the referee signals for the match to be back on! Eclipse stands up to his feet with Pizza Boy pushing his way up to his WHEN ECLIPSE STRIKES WITH A CLUBBING BLOW TO HIS SPINE! Pizza Boy arches his back from the pain when Eclipse starts to hoist him back up to his feet ONLY FOR PIZZA BOY TO LEAP IN THE AIR FOR THE JUMPING ENZIGURI TO DROP HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES! THIS COULD BE THE MOMENT THAT PIZZA BOY NEEDS TO REACH DOWN WITHIN HIMSELF TO RETAIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP TONIGHT!

Jake Mercer: The Pizza Boy stands on his feet and paces back into the ropes as he stares into the blank expression RUSHING IN FOR THE BASEMENT DROPKICK RIGHT INTO HIS FACE! ECLIPSE SPRINTS FORWARD AND DROPS RUNS RIGHT THROUGH THE CHAMPION WITH THE RUNNING CROSSBODY! Eclipse Diemos has just been tearing through the champion and creating such an uphill battle for the champion to undertake! Eclipse grabs Pizza Boy off of the canvas and throws him on his shoulder LOOKING TO THE CROWD WITH THE WILD EYES OF EXCITEMENT BEFORE HE SPRINTS FORWARD WITH HIM ON HIS SHOULDER! THE CHARGING SPINEBUSTER!

Stew-O: WAIT A MOMENT! THE PIZZA BOY ROLLS OFF OF HIS SHOULDERS AND BRINGS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH THE SUNSET FLIP! THE PIZZA BOY DOESN’T QUITE YET GO FOR THE PIN AS ECLIPSE IS ABLE TO ROLL RIGHT UP TO HIS KNEES TO AVOID THE PIN! Pizza Boy stands up to his feet RUSHING IN FOR THE SHINING WIZARD RIGHT INTO HIS CHALLENGER! THE PIZZA BOY HITS IT ALL FLUSH ON THE CHIN OF ECLIPSE AS BOTH MEN ARE DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! The Pizza Boy starts to scramble his way over towards his opponent to where he lands on top him HOOKING HIS LEG AS HE HOPES TO PUT ECLIPSE AWAY WITH THE PIN ATTEMPT!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!

Jake Mercer: THE SHOULDER FLIES OFF OF THE CANVAS FROM ECLIPSE DIEMOS AS HE’S ONLY ABLE TO REACH A TWO-COUNT FROM HIM! The Pizza Boy sits back up from the pin and grabs Eclipse by his hair to pull him up to his ONLY FOR ECLIPSE TO SHOOT UP WITH AN UPPERCUT RIGHT IN THE JAW OF THE CHAMPION! Pizza Boy is dazed to where Eclipse has the ball in his court STRIKING WITH STIFF JABS STRAIGHT INTO HIS FACE AS HE FORCES HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER! Eclipse lands one last right hand before he runs back to the opposite corner RETURNING WITH A MASSIVE RUNNING CORNER SPLASH STRAIGHT INTO PIZZA BOY! PIZZA BOY HAS ALL THE AIR RUSH OUT OF HIS LUNGS WITH THAT SPLASH AS ECLIPSE STARTS TO DRAG HIM OUT OF THE CORNER TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING! Eclipse hooks him by the neck as he starts to whisper in his ear SMILING WITH A DEVILISH CHARM AS HE HOPES TO PUT HIM AWAY WITH THE MOTHER’S PRAYER!

Stew-O: LOOK AT THIS! THE PIZZA BOY FLOATS OVER THE CHALLENGER AND SPIKES HIM DOWN ON HIS HEAD WITH THE FLOAT-OVER DDT! HE MIGHT HAVE JUST SAVED HIS CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN RIGHT THERE WITH BOTH MEN NOW DOWN ON THE CANVAS! Pizza Boy starts to roll his way towards the turnbuckle corner with Eclipse Diemos using the ropes to pull himself up to his feet! Both men are able to pull themselves up to to their feet BUT ECLIPSE SPRINTS IN FOR ANOTHER RUNNING CORNER SPLASH TO GET THE ADVANTAGE ONCE AGAIN! LIFTING DROPKICK! PIZZA BOY LIFTS UP WITH THE ROPES TO HIT WITH THE DOUBLE BOOTS STRAIGHT TO THE CHEST OF ECLIPSE! Eclipse stumbles back from the dropkick WHEN PIZZA BOY RUSHES TOWARDS HIM WITH THE SLINGBLADE!

Jake Mercer: THE PIZZA BOY IS ABLE TO DROP ECLIPSE DIEMOS WITH THE SLINGBLADE AS YOU CAN SEE THE PASSION START IGNITE THE SPARK THAT IS IN HIS EYES! Pizza Boy stands up to his feet and feel the energy start to course through his veins while he stalks the fallen Eclipse as he tries to push his way up to his feet! Eclipse is able to push his way up to his feet as he turns RIGHT INTO A FLYING FOREARM SMASH FROM THE PIZZA BOY AS HE KIPS RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET SCREAMING WITH THE ADRENALINE COURSING THROUGH HIS VEINS! IF ECLIPSE WANTS TO BE THE NEXT ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, HE NEEDS TO FIND A WAY TO GET BACK INTO THE MATCH!

Stew-O: The Pizza Boy eyes the turnbuckle corner as he exits through the middle rope while Eclipse Diemos starts to pick himself back up to his feet! The Pizza Boy makes the climb to the top of the turnbuckle as Eclipse starts to get on his hands and knees WITH THE CROWD ON THEIR FEET AS THEY KNOW WHAT HE’S CALLING FOR! THE FAZBEAR FLOP! ECLIPSE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY WITH PIZZA BOY SLAMMING DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH THAT TOP ROPE SENTON! Eclipse stands right back onto his feet with Pizza Boy rolling onto his TURNING AROUND RIGHT INTO HIS GRIP! MOTHER’S PRAYER FOR THE SECOND TIME!

Jake Mercer: WHAT? THAT PIZZA BOY IS ABLE TO AVOID IT AGAIN WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL HURRICANRANA TO THROW ECLIPSE DIEMOS TOWARDS THE ROPES! The Pizza Boy has once again been able to save himself from losing the EAW Answers World Championship as both men start to stand to their feet WITH PIZZA BOY RUNNING IN TO SEND ECLIPSE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR! CHARGING SPINEBUSTER! YOU CAN SEE THE RING SHAKE FROM THE SHEER FORCE OF THE SPINEBUSTER WITH PIZZA BOY DRIVEN STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS WITH IT BY ECLIPSE! ECLIPSE ROLLS THROUGH AND HOOKS THE LEG OF PIZZA BOY AS HE HOPES TO PUT HIM AWAY TO WIN HIS SECOND WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…

Stew-O: HE SURVIVES! HE SURVIVES! THE PIZZA BOY FIGHTS ON! The Answers World Champion is still in this as Eclipse Diemos has to continue to find a way to be able to put him down if he wants to be able to claim the championship for himself! Eclipse stands up and starts to scream towards the champion about how if he still believes himself to be a hero RUNNING BACK INTO THE ROPES AND DROPPING ALL OF HIS BODY WEIGHT ONTO HIM WITH THE SENTON! ECLIPSE DECIDES AGAINST GOING FOR ANOTHER PIN ATTEMPT AS HE INSTEAD GRABS THE CHAMPION BY THE HEAD AND PULLS HIM RIGHT TOWARDS HIS FACE! HE STRIKES HIM WITH A SLAP RIGHT INTO HIS FACE AS HE CONTINUES TO ASK HIM IF HE BELIEVES HIMSELF TO BE A HERO! ECLIPSE IS HELLBENT ON PROVING TO THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT THIS MAN ISN’T THE HERO THAT EVERYONE HAS MADE HIM OUT TO BE!

Jake Mercer: HE WILL DO IT, STEW! I HAVE A FIRM BELIEF THAT TONIGHT, WE WILL SEE A NEW CHAMPION REIGN AMONGST US WITH DARKNESS AND DESTRUCTION AT HIS BACK! Eclipse Diemos stands up and starts to pull Pizza Boy up to his feet WHO RESPONDS WITH A SIT-OUT JAWBREAKER RIGHT ON THE CHIN OF THE CHALLENGER! ECLIPSE HOLDS HIS CHIN FROM THE SHOT WHEN PIZZA BOY ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET AND SPINS FOR THE SPINNING WHEEL KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Eclipse drops down to a knee from the kick when Pizza Boy grabs him and hooks him by his arms LIFTING HIM UP IN THE AIR WITH ALL OF HIS STRENGTH FOR THE DELIVERY DRIVER! HE LANDS IT! THE PIZZA BOY DROPS ECLIPSE DIEMOS ON HIS NECK WITH THE DELIVERY DRIVER AS HE HOLDS HIM DOWN ON THE CANVAS FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…

Stew-O: THIS WAR IS STILL ON FOR THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! ECLIPSE DIEMOS IS ABLE TO KICK OUT OF THE DELIVERY DRIVER AS WE SEE THE EYES START TO WIDEN FROM THE PIZZA BOY OF WHAT HE HAS TO DO NEXT! He stands on his feet with Eclipse rolling to where he could push his way up to his WHEN PIZZA BOY STOMPS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD BEFORE HE LIFTS HIM UP ONTO HIS FEET! Pizza Boy hooks Eclipse in by the neck JUMPING IN THE AIR TO FINISH THIS MATCH WITH THE LAST SLICE! STANDING ASAI DDT!

Jake Mercer: LOOK AT THE STRENGTH! ECLIPSE DIEMOS IS ABLE TO KEEP THE PIZZA BOY IN THE AIR AND PREVENTS HIM FROM BEING ABLE TO HIT THE LAST SLICE! WHAT IS HE ABOUT TO DO? OH MY GOODNESS! ECLIPSE RUSHES TOWARDS THE ROPES AND LAUNCHES PIZZA BOY OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE BARRICADE ON THE OUTSIDE! PIZZA BOY LANDS ON THE COMPLETE LEFT SIDE OF HIS BODY ON THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE AS HE SLUMPS DOWN FROM IT WITH ECLIPSE MAKING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! THE REFEREE TRIES TO SCREAM FOR HIM TO KEEP IT INSIDE THE RING, BUT HE IS FORCED TO START THE COUNT FOR THE COUNT-OUT HERE!

Referee: ONE!… TWO!… THREE!

Stew-O: The Pizza Boy rolls around on the floor as he might be unable to even get himself up from that toss from Eclipse Diemos, who grabs him to bring him back up to his feet, as he has that vile smile on his face like usual LIFTING PIZZA BOY IN THE AIR AND DROPPING HIM ON THE FLOOR OUTSIDE WITH THE SPINEBUSTER! ECLIPSE HOLDS PIZZA BOY BY THE LEGS AND LAUGHS ABOUT THIS MOMENT WITH HIS MANIC LAUGHTER BEFORE HE SPINS HIM AROUND WITH THE GIANT SWING RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! INSANITY’S CRADLE RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!

Referee: FOUR!… FIVE!… SIX!

Jake Mercer: Eclipse Diemos isn’t even concerned with the referee and his count as he completely focused on the destruction of The Pizza Boy right now, just like he promised he would do for the entire world to see! Eclipse looks down and kicks away at the broken champion before he grabs him to bring him up to his feet LAUNCHING HIM CLEAR ACROSS THE SIDE OF THE RING INTO THE STEEL STEPS! PIZZA BOY FLIES OVER THE STEEL STEPS AND COLLAPSES RIGHT INTO FRONT OF US HERE AT THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT THIS COULD BE HOW THE REIGN OF THE PIZZA BOY ENDS RIGHT HERE TONIGHT!

Referee: SEVEN!… EIGHT!… NINE!…

Stew-O: Eclipse Diemos is FAR from finished with this savage destruction of the champion as he starts to grab the steel steps from the ring, throwing the top of the steel steps off as he intends to drag them out of the turnbuckle corner, as he returns towards The Pizza Boy that’s fighting with everything in his heart to get back to his feet! Eclipse drags Pizza Boy by his head towards the steel steps that he removed from the turnbuckle corner, hoisting him up to his feet as Pizza Boy is barely able to stand there, with Eclipse HOOKING HIM BY THE NECK BEFORE HE SWINGS HIM DOWN INTO THE STEEL STEPS! MOTHER’S PRAYER!

Referee: TEN! RING THE BELL!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Jake Mercer: OH MY GOODNESS! ECLIPSE DIEMOS DROPPED THE PIZZA BOY ON HIS HEAD WITH THE SWINGING REVERSE STO INTO THE STEEL STEPS, BUT THE REFEREE HAS COUNTED BOTH MEN OUT OF THE MATCH! Eclipse sits on the bottom steps as he looks towards the referee, but returns his gaze towards the broken champion slumped over on the steel steps, as he furiously stands up and walks over towards our announce table! WHAT IS HE DOING?

Stew-O: ECLIPSE DIEMOS SCREAMS FOR US TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND WE’RE JUST GOING TO GO AHEAD AND DO WHAT HE WANTS US TO DO HERE ON THE DYNASTY COMMENTARY TABLE, WITH ECLIPSE LAUNCHING ALL OF OUR EQUIPMENT AND EVERYTHING CLEAR OFF OF THE TABLE, RIGHT BEFORE HE RETURNS TO A CRAWLING PIZZA BOY TRYING TO MAKE HIS WAY OVER TOWARDS ECLIPSE! Eclipse is just laughing and starts to mock the valiant heart of the champion, calling for him to come and get him, as he wants him to be the hero that he believes himself to be!

Jake Mercer: The Pizza Boy needs to just give in and admit that Eclipse Diemos might have just become the EAW Answers World Champion tonight, if it wasn’t for the count-out here, but Pizza Boy is still trying to put up a fight as he reaches the feet of The Patriarch of Fear! Pizza Boy attempts to crawl up as he clings onto the pants of Eclipse, looking with pure hatred and resentment towards him, before we see Eclipse lifts Pizza Boy clear off the floor AND SLAM HIM RIGHT INTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!

Stew-O: THE PIZZA BOY IS LAID OUT ON OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE AS YOU CAN SEE ECLIPSE DIEMOS JUST STRIKING WITH FURY INTO THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION! THE DESTRUCTIVE FORCE IN THE NAME OF ECLIPSE DIEMOS IS JUST BEATING THE FACE OF PIZZA BOY INTO A PULP BEFORE HE WALKS OVER TOWARDS THE SHOWDOWN ANNOUNCE TABLE BESIDE US! Eclipse stands on the Showdown announce table and looks over towards the Dynasty announce table, giving another one of those signature wicked smiles of his, before he sprints across the table LEAPING OFF TO THE DYNASTY TABLE WITH THE RUNNING SENTON!

Jake Mercer: SUCH DESTRUCTION! ECLIPSE DIEMOS HAS JUST SHATTERED OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE AND THE PIZZA BOY THAT WAS LAID ON TOP OF IT, HITTING THE FLOOR WITH THE RUNNING SENTON, AS WE HAVE TO AGREE THAT ECLIPSE HAS AT LEAST DONE THE MISSION THAT HE SET OUT TO DO TONIGHT! He has definitely destroyed the EAW Answers World Championship and has set a tone to what will happen when heroes attempt to cross paths with him!

Stew-O: Eclipse Diemos starts to roll out of the mass amount of debris made from the announce table and our equipment from what he has just done, crawling his way over towards the barricade in a seated position, staring at the ruined champion with a laughter of joy escaping his mouth! I think Eclipse is simply proud of the fact that he has been able to break the champion here tonight at Territorial Invasion!

Jake Mercer: I have to say it, but he should be! This man has been on a tear, as of late, but I think that he’s not finished with The Pizza Boy as tonight’s match did end in a no-contest with him retaining the EAW Answers World Championship! Eclipse has just brought destruction to one of the honored heroes of this entire company and with that, I believe he did his mission of bringing the icon of heroism to a shattering conclusion!

(The referee grabs the EAW Answers World Championship to bring to The Pizza Boy, but Eclipse Diemos jumps up and snatches it away from him! Eclipse walks over to stand over the broken body of the rightful champion, biting down on the end of the belt as it’s draped between him, holding his hands to his side over Pizza Boy as he hums “You Are My Sunshine”.)

(AD: Tune in September 23rd as EAW Empire presents its anniversary show…Manifest Destiny! LIVE from The Pavilion At Ole Miss in Oxford, Mississippi!)

(We cut back to ringside with our Voltage commentators, Nathan Fiora and Nick Angel, staring into the camera with smiles on their faces. The lights in the arena are dimmed, but a spotlight shines brightly on the two commentators.)

Nick Angel: Wow! What a show opener we’ve had of Territorial Invasion so far, Nate! That opening contest between Pizza Boy and Eclipse Diemos was a classic, and we’ve still got plenty more to come, especially on the Voltage side of things!

Nathan Fiora: For once I can agree with you, Nick. Voltage’s biggest match of Season 11 so far is still yet to come as Jamie O’Hara – the current reigning and defending EAW World Heavyweight Champion – will go one on one with his own girlfriend Cameron Ella Ava for the title!

Nick Angel: And you and I both know how serious and personal that feud has gotten, and one can only assume that when the bell rings to signal when that match is over, that once happy couple will probably not come out of Territorial Invasion the same as they went in.

Nathan Fiora: Which is the unfortunate circumstance, Nick. Cameron was an idiot to have wanted to put her name in the title picture while Jamie was still champion. It was her number one goal after leaving Empire to chase after a World Title, and now she might single-handedly destroy the love between her and Jamie. She could have waited until he was no longer champion, Nick, but you know how women are.

Nick Angel: Oh, easy now. Alas, with plenty more to come before that, up next we have the 4 on 4–

???: THIS SHOW’S CALLED TERRITORIAL INVASION, RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!

(Nick and Nate look puzzled as the house lights turn back on to see a man in a hoodie in the ring with a microphone in his hand. He is pacing around it furiously, before stopping in his tracks to slowly lift the hood off of his head to reveal…)

Chris Elite: WELL I’M INVADING THIs MUTHAFUCKA RIGHT NOW!!

Nick Angel: OH MY GOD IT’S CHRIS ELITE!! IT’S CHRIS ELITE!! HE WAS SUSPENDED THIS PAST WEEK ON VOLTAGE!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!

Chris Elite: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NO SUSPENSION! I AM CHRIS ELITE, DAMN IT! I WILL GO WHEREVER THE HELL I WANT, AND DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT! I AM HERE, LIVE AND IN LIVING COLOR, AT TERRITORIAL INVASION! I WILL HOLD UP THIS BITCH AS LONG AS I HAVE TO UNTIL I GET EXACTLY WHAT THE HELL I’VE BEEN WANTING TO GET SINCE I MOVED OVER TO VOLTAGE! THIS SHOW WILL NOT CONTINUE UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ……. ON RY-AN AD-AMS!!!!

(The fans pop as Chris Elite, starting to pace around the ring again, turns his attention to the entrance stage and doesn’t keep his eyes off of it for any reason.)

Chris Elite: I’VE TRIED TO DO THIS THE NORMAL WAY. THE EASY WAY. I’VE TRIED CALLING YOU OUT BEFORE BUT FOR WHATEVER REASON, YOU WANT TO TUCK YOUR DICK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND FUCK OFF TO RUN A COMPANY THAT I HELPED MAKE THE BEST IN THE WORLD! LET’S BE HONEST HERE, WITHOUT CHRIS ELITE ON THIS ROSTER, ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WOULD JUST BE GOOD. I AM THE REASON THIS PROMOTION SURPASSES ANY OTHER WRESTLING PROMOTION IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW. I KNOW THIS, YOU PEOPLE HERE KNOW THIS, AND EVEN OUR CHAIRMAN KNOWS THIS. IF I EVER DECIDED TO PACK UP MY BAGS AND JUMPED SHIP TO ANOTHER FEDERATION, THAT PLACE WOULD BECOME THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD! THAT’S JUST HOW GOD DAMNED GOOD I AM!!

(Chris Elite turns towards the hard-camera, and leans on the ropes and stares daggers into it as it zooms in slowly on his face.)

Chris Elite: You get that GOTDAMN camera close up on my face right now. I know it’s frowned upon here to mention other other promotions … but ACW, XWF, even XHW, any of those feds would still be around today if they had Chris Elite at the forefront!

(Chris Elite turns back to the stage as the crowd reacts in shock.)

Chris Elite: RYAN ADAMS WANTS TO MAKE THIS DIFFICULT FOR ME, AND BECAUSE OF IT I’M MAKING IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR HIM TO RUN SHOWS NOW. I KNOW YOU ARE BACK THERE YOU SON OF A BITCH!! I KNOW YOU’RE WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW! SO I’M GOING TO LEAVE YOU WITH TWO OPTIONS: EITHER COME OUT HERE AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN, OR HAVE TERRITORIAL INVASION AND ANY FUTURE SHOWS THIS PROMOTION WILL PRODUCE CANCELLED WHEN I STEP INTO EACH RING AND OCCUPY THEM!!!

(Chris Elite begins to pace around the ring again, as the fans chant for the Chairman. In frustration, Chris Elite kicks the bottom rope.)

Chris Elite: COME ON YOU BASTARD! YOU PUNK! YOU HO! I WILL GO TO EVERY GOD DAMNED SHOW AND OCCUPY IT LIKE I DID VOLTAGE THIS PAST WEEK! I’LL GO TO SHOWDOWN, DYNASTY, EVEN EMPIRE!!! JUST KNOW THAT… I…

(Spotlights begin to motion towards the entrance stage as the crowd reacts to a HUGE ovation as Mr. DEDEDE slowly walks out onto the stage with serious anger on his face. Chris Elite unzips his hoodie and throws it out of the ring, before dropping his mic and begging Mr. DEDEDE to come to the ring. Mr. DEDEDE stands there for a moment, before shaking his head and signalling behind him. Eight security guards jog out and immediately make their way down the ramp.)

Nick Angel: Well, it looks as if Chris Elite is about to be escorted out of the arena by security and these fans are in disapproval!! They’re surrounding the ring now as Mr. DEDEDE slowly makes his way down to ensure this man is taken out of the building abruptly!

Nathan Fiora: The guards now climb up to the ring apron, and Chris Elite is not backing down! He’s readying for a fight, but I can tell you right now it’s not going to be much help for him! Mr. DEDEDE has reached the ring now, and signals for them to enter! BUT WAIT! CHRIS ELITE!!!!! CHRIS ELITE SPRINTS FORWARD AND FLIPS OVER THE ROPES AND LANDS STRAIGHT ON TOP OF OUR CHAIRMAN TO A HUGE OVATION, AND CHRIS ELITE BEGINS TO LAY LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO THE TEMPLE OF MR. DEDEDE!!!! THE SECURITY ARE QUICK TO THE TASK THOUGH AS THEY ALL JUMP DOWN FROM THE APRON AND DRAG CHRIS ELITE OFF OF THE BOSS, AND PULL HIM UP THE RAMP!!

Chris Elite (off-mic): YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! STOP BEING A COWARD AND FIGHT ME!! *At a security guard* KEEP YOUR HAND OFF MY ASS BRUH, I AINT WIT THAT GAY SHIT! RYAN ADAMS, FIGHT ME YOU SELL OUT!!! FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nick Angel: Chris Elite making a statement with his words AND his fists! I’m sure there will be some serious repercussions for him and– OH MY GOD!!!!! MR. DEDEDE LEAPS TO HIS FEET AND DIVES ON TOP OF THE SECURITY GUARDS!!! HE’S NOW LAYING INTO CHRIS ELITE, AND AS MOST OF THE SECURITY GO DOWN, WE NOW HAVE A BRAWL ON OUR HANDS!! CHRIS ELITE AND MR. DEDEDE TRADING PUNCHES IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR RAMP HERE AT TERRITORIAL INVASION!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!

Nathan Fiora: SECURITY DO THEIR BEST TO INTERVENE, BUT THE TWO STOP TRADING PUNCHES AND BEGIN TO ATTACK THE SECURITY GUARDS! CHRIS ELITE WITH A HARD FOREARM TO ONE OF THEM, AND MR. DEDEDE WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT TO ANOTHER! CHRIS ELITE GETS TO THE TOP OF THE STAGE, AND THROWS ONE OF THE GUARDS RIGHT OFF OF IT AND HE LANDS HARD ON THE CEMENT!!! MY GOD!! CHRIS ELITE TURNS AROUND!

Nick Angel: CHRIS ELITE GRABS THE REMAINING TWO SECURITY GUARDS BY THE BACK OF THE NECK, AND SLAMS THEIR HEADS TOGETHER AS THEY SLUMP DOWN TO THE GROUND! MR. DEDEDE BACK UP NOW, HE TURNS AROUND AND ……………….

…………………..

BBBOOOOXXXX OOFFFFIIIICCEEEEE SMMMAAAAAAASSHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nick Angel: THE CHAIRMAN OF EAW FALLS DOWN, AS CHRIS ELITE STANDS OVER THE TOP OF HIM HOOTING AND HOLLERING!! OFFICIALS AND MORE SECURITY RUSH OUT NOW, ALONGSIDE THE VOLTAGE GENERAL MANAGER KENNY DRAKE WITH A MICROPHONE IN HIS HAND!!! THIS CAN’T BE GOOD FOR CHRIS ELITE!!!

Kenny Drake: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE, CHRIS?! THIS IS DESPICABLE!!! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS, AND I EVEN SUSPENDED YOU INDEFINITELY, AND YET YOU SHOWED UP HERE ANYWAY! THERE’S JUST NO WAY TO CONTAIN YOU RIGHT NOW, AND I FEEL LIKE THERE MIGHT NOT BE ANYWAY TO CONTAIN YOU IN THE FUTURE. CHRIS ELITE, I AM SORRY TO SAY THIS BUT…

…

YOOOOOOU’RRRREEEEE FFFIIIIRRRRRREEEEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nick & Nathan: WAIT, WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!

Kenny Drake: NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!!

Chris Elite (off-mic): Fuck this company! I’m jumping ship somewhere else! I’M OUT!

Nick Angel: Statement made by Chris Elite as he leaves on his own accord, with security following closely behind! Chris Elite’s tenure in EAW is over, but he doesn’t seem to care! Mr. DEDEDE though is sitting up, holding his jaw in pain! Order looks like it’s finally been restored, but the chairman is looking incensed right now!

(Kenny Drake and referees check on the chairman as we fade to black…)

(We cut away from the ring as a video package is shown chronicling the rivalry between Keelan Cetinich and Carlos Rosso, starting with Carlos’ shocking return to Voltage as he laid out Keelan with a Red Spike after his match and announced his iron clad contract later in the show. We go through the coming weeks as things intensify leading into Carlos Rosso pitching the idea of a 4 on 4 Iron Man match with Kenny Drake making things interesting by providing a reward to the last pin on the winning team. To go with the teams being built we recap on the respective feuds of Lars Grier and Apocalypse, Ironico and Cody Marshall and Finnegan Wakefield and Moongoose McQueen. As clips of teams forming and uniting are shown highlights include Carlos knocking out Madison during his team announcement, Lars Grier surprisingly lending a hand to Keelan, and the crazy brawl that closes Voltage’s go home show.)

(We head back to ringside with Rebecca Sawyer now in place, ready to ring announce.)

Rebecca Sawyer: The following contest is a 4 on 4 Iron Man Tag team match! The two teams will wrestle to a thirty minute time limit. There are NO disqualifications and falls count anywhere. The winning team that has recorded the most falls at the end of the time limit will be declared the winning team. Also, by order of Voltage General Manager Kenny Drake, the team that wins this contest will have a “special opportunity” presented to the person who scores the decisive fall.

(“Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue” by Toby Keith plays as a squad of American soldiers marches out onto the stage. The Russian crowd sounds none too impressed as the soldiers split into two groups, one on each side of the ramp.)

Sawyer: Introducing Team Carlos, First, from Austin, Texas weighing in at 305 pounds…He IS American Made………….CODY MARSHAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!

(Cody Marshall pushes past the curtain, waving an American flag. He makes his way down the ramp, talking trash while flanked by soldiers on each side. He puts his hand out for a kid in the front row to fist bump…)

(… But pulls it back at the last second.)

Cody (no mic): Too slow, commie!

(The crowd boos, but Marshall just responds with a hearty laugh. He steps over the top rope into the ring, holding the American flag high in the air as red, white, and blue pyro shoots up from the ring posts.)

(“You Will Know Our Name” by ACE+ plays as Moongoose McQueen walks out to the ring with to a chorus of boos, the EAW New Breed Championship belt around his waist, playing his trademark guitar along the way.)

Sawyer: From Austin, Texas, weighing in at 236 pounds….he is the “Masterpiece of the Century” and the EAW New Breed Champion……….MOONGOOSE MCQUEEN!

(Moongoose quickly makes his way over to one of the corners and poses before jumping down and attempting to shake hands with Cody, who accepts but already has an annoyed expression on his face. “The Sound of Silence” by Necroblaspheme plays as Moongoose and Cody immediately turn towards the ramp to see the imposing figure of Apocalypse Diemos marching to the ring.)

Sawyer: From Prescott Hills Sanatorium, Nevada…standing seven feet tall and weighing in at 395 pounds….APOCALYPSE DIEMOS!

(Apocalypse steps over the top rope as he enters the ring, Cody looking on as Moongoose tries to go over and give Apocalypse a pep talk. One look from the eyes of the seven footer has Moongoose backtracking back towards Cody, stepping on his foot.)

Cody: (no mic) Hey, watch it NERD!

Moongoose: (no mic) I’m trying to inspire team unity here, I’m not a nerd!

(Suddenly the lights in the entire arena go dim save for red ones on the entrance ramp. Laughter can be heard as a voice starts to speak.)

Eto mesto budet tvoyey mogiloy …

This place shall be your grave!

(Carlos Rosso makes his way to the ring in all red attire: crimson boots, MMA shorts and fingerless gloves, a crimson towel draped over his head but still leaving his face visible, a smirk plastered on it as he makes his way down to the ring.)

Sawyer: And the team captain, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, now Residing in New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 226 pounds….He is the “Red Storm”….CARLOS ROSSO!

Nick Angel: This is a team of egos, a team of powerful men…clearly one that Carlos has crafted after the narcissistic image he has of himself.

Nathan Fiora: This team was built with one thing in mind, to absolutely crush Keelan Centrich and his team. I have to hand it to Carlos, it did seem like there were some cracks on this team and his slow start since returning to Voltage ramped up my doubts, but they look ready tonight.

(As Carlos enters the ring he and Apocalypse stare each other down for a moment before Carlos walks off, the smirk gone and replaced with a completely focused look. After giving Cody a brief handshake and pushing away an over enthusiastic Moongoose, he starts to lean against one of the neutral corners, waiting on the opposition.)

(“Let’s Dance to Joy Division” plays as Both Finnegan Wakefield and El Ironico make their way onto the entrance ramp to a massive pop from the fans, riding motorized scooters with coolers attached, El Ironico downing the last of his drink as Finnegan steps off of his, wearing a luchador mask based on the Union Jack flag. Both of them stand on the ramp, yelling insults back at Moongoose and Cody who are already in the ring.)

Sawyer: Introducing Team Keelan, first, weighing in at a combined weight of 376 pounds… Finnegan Wakefield…El Ironico…….WE ARE THE BOLLOCKS!

(As “Let’s Dance to Joy Division” fades out, a raven can be heard cawing through the arena as “Nice to Meet Me” by Zach Hemsey plays to signal the arrival of Lars Grier as he joins his two partners on the top stage of the entrance ramp, covered in the paint that has become his trademark, glaring daggers at Apocalypse as he stands in the ring, a smile creeping on his face for a split second as he glares back.)

Sawyer: Their tag team partners, first, from Cincinatti, Ohio, Weighing in at 275 pounds….He is the Raven…LAAAAAAARRRSSS GRIER!

(As Lars joins his partners on the stage, “Let’s Dance to Joy Division” fades out and the arena goes quiet for a moment. Suddenly, “Oblivion” by 30 Seconds to Mars plays as the arena gets extremely loud. Behind the three men on stage, a small circular platform starts to raise, smoke rising. Eventually, the form of Keelan can be seen, donning face and body paint very similar to what Lars has. The two men share a light fist bump as Keelan’s gaze is fixed on the ring and a relaxed, smiling Carlos Rosso, still propped up against one of the ring turnbuckles.)

Sawyer: And THEIR Team Captain, from Logan City, Queensland, Australia, weighing in at 218 pounds….He is the “Killer”…KEEEEEEEEEEEELAN CETINICH!!!!!

Nick Angel: As the four men on stage begin to make their way down to the ring, look at the solidary that they are showing. The entrance mask of Finn goes off as it appears he has face paint on too! And look under Ironico’s shirt, there’s body paint! Trying to get Lars involved in their bond as they also chose to arrive to the ring as a Team to face Team Carlos. They are outsized and may be facing a significant power advantage but there isn’t a group of men that I’ve ever seen in EAW that can measure up to the Heart and desire of this team.

Nathan Fiora: Heart and Desire are nice to have, but let’s call a spade a spade here. This, at least on paper is a complete mismatch. Apocalypse and Cody Marshall alone weigh damn near as much as Keelan’s entire team combined. They have a ring general like Carlos guiding them and Moongoose for all his bizarre behavior is the New Breed Champion.

(The two teams get settled in the ring as the bell rings.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Nate: The bell has rung and so begins the thirty minutes that lay ahead. Multiple referees are standing by here to make sure every pinfall that goes on can be attended to. The clock is ticking and both teams are in that ring. On one side is Carlos, Apocalypse, Moongoose and Cody…and on the other is Keelan, Lars, Finnegan and Ironico. Both groups are staring across from each other, staring down their opposition. The leader of his team, Keelan Cetinich steps out from the pack and calls out his enemy – Carlos Rosso! He’s daring him to meet him in the center of the ring! Carlos Rosso is obviously not one to back down and so he steps up too! The both of them are now face to face, glaring a hole into each other but still not making a move. Their team mates are all just waiting on the side — OH! NEVERMIND THAT! Cody Marshall is not one to wait! He just ran up and socked Keelan Cetinich in the face as that shot connects clean! Keelan Cetinich dropped down onto the ground, holding his jaw as Cody is looking happy with himself, BUT THEN THERE GOES IRONICO RUNNING AT HIM WITH A DROPKICK! THOSE FEET CONNECT RIGHT INTO HIS CHEST AND SEND HIM FLYING INTO THE ROPES! AND NOW EVERYONE IS RUNNING INTO THE CENTER AND GOING AT IT! THE FLOOD GATES HAVE BEEN OPENED, ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE!

Nick: Lars Grier without any hesitation makes his way to Apocalypse as Apocalypse himself was already advancing to him! Apocalypse has his hands out and goes to grab his opponent but Lars Grier with a punch to the face to interrupt that! Apocalypse doesn’t even flinch at the blow as he responds with a swipe right across the face! There we go! Shots being exchanged in the ring by those two! As that’s going on, Finnegan Wakefield is able to avoid a clothesline from Moongoose McQueen and gets behind him! Waist lock! He lifts him in the air….TAKEDOWN! Finnegan keeps his dominance over Moongoose, shifting around and hooking the arms of our New Breed Champion, bringing him back to his feet….AND DELIVERING A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX! He transitions to being on top of Moongoose, but not for any cover, he’d just rather lay into him! Forearm to the bridge of the nose! There’s slug fests going on all over the place! Keelan who was ambushed by that shot from Cody is now being worked over by Carlos who has him hunched over in the corner and is currently stomping him out!

Nate: Carlos is assaulting Keelan, wearing him down with that combination! Stomp! Punch! Stomp! Punch! Carlos takes a break from Keelan and sees one of his guys down…A SWIFT KICK TO FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD, KNOCKING HIM OFF OF THE BODY OF MOONGOOSE AND GIVING HIM A BREATHER! Moongoose is able to roll over toward the ropes and use them to pick himself up! He sees Finnegan Wakefield crawling, trying to shake the cobwebs from that blow and so he walks to him AND RAKES THE BACK! Finnegan cringes and straightens up, moving around on his knees and gritting his teeth! Moongoose runs right by him, rebounds off of the ropes…AND CATCHES HIM WITH A SHINING WIZARD! Down goes Finn! Moongoose stands up for a follow up, hang on though! Lars Grier was stood up on the middle rope, raining down on Apocalypse but Apocalypse just pushed him off! Lars Grier goes stumbling backward, bumping into Moongoose who pushes him forward – DIRECTLY INTO A BIG BOOT FROM APOCALYPSE THAT MOWS HIM DOWN!

Nick: Some nice team work there! Moongoose is standing in front of his fellow team member with a smile on his face and is offering a high five as Apocalypse carries on with his attack on Lars Grier, grabbing him by the throat and starting to choke him out! I guess he’s not really one for friendship……UGH! Cody Marshall was on the ground after an enzuigiri by Ironico but as Ironico went to deal more damage, Cody hit him with the uppercut, spun around and then elbowed Ironico and got him bad! Ironico covers his mouth as Cody grabs the “horns” he has on his mask and pulls him in for a headbutt! Ironico can barely stand here……and then he finally drops after a chop to the chest! Ironico makes the smart choice to roll out of the ring and get a break but Cody Marshall goes between the ropes and steps onto the apron looking to join him!

Nate: A sweep of the leg by El Ironico, the small of Cody’s back went across the edge of the apron as he crashes and burns! The two of them are recovering on the floor while Moongoose and Finnegan Wakefield are back at it! Moongoose clubs Finnegan on the back while he’s looking to put him in position for a DDT, but Finnegan Wakefield twists out of it! He’s got Moongoose in a wrist lock, irish whips him, BACKBODY DROP! Moongoose gingerly gets back up to his feet – SUPERKICK BY FINN! No, Moongoose caught it! He throws Finn’s foot back onto the ground and surprises him with a knee to the gut! Moongoose gets him in his grasps! Powerbomb? HOLD IT! FINNEGAN RESISTS! HE COUNTERS WITH A HURRICANRANA AS THE TWO OF THEM GO OVER THE ROPES AND GO TUMBLING DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR! We have action outside of the ring and inside of the ring now! Still inside the ring, a dazed Keelan still has the wherewithal to spot his partner and try to help him out! Apocalypse has both hands around Lars’ neck and is choking him while he’s in the air! Keelan attempts to jump on his back and put him in a sleeper hold — But Carlos Rosso yanks him right back off! Carlos has been beating Keelan all around the ring and is not letting him go any time soon!

Nick: Carlos Rosso lifts Keelan Cetinich…..AND DROPS HIM ON HIS HEAD WITH A BRAINBUSTER! MY GOODNESS! At the same time Apocalypse just threw Lars up, caught him and PLANTED HIM WITH A SPINEBUSTER! Apocalypse now turns around and brings his attention to Keelan Cetinich, the man who had attempted to jump him from behind a few moments ago! Apocalypse sees him dragging himself up to his feet….AND CRUSHES HIM WITH A CORNER SPLASH! Apocalypse leaves him smooshed up against the turnbuckles and backs away….CORNER SPEAR! APOCALYPSE IS NOW GOING IN WITH A SERIES OF BRUTAL SHOULDER THRUSTS! HE’S TEARING INTO THE BODY OF KEELAN AS YOU CAN SEE IT IN HIS FACE, LOOK AT THE AIR SHOOTING OUT OF HIM WITH EACH STRIKE! Apocalypse then peppers in some clotheslines! He’s not stopping! Carlos Rosso is seeing what’s going on and he wants to get in on it! He’s asking Apocalypse to let him in but Apocalypse won’t stop! BATTERING RAM INTO KEELAN CETINICH!

Carlos Rosso: (w/o mic) Apocalypse….APOCALYPSE! Let me get my turn at that punk, you’ve had your shot! Come on! Apocalypse – GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THE WAY!

Nate: Apocalypse just turns and gives Carlos a look as Rosso immediately knows that he might need to move on to someone else! Carlos puts his hands up and tells Apocalypse it’s all on him — WHILE LARS GRIER CATCHES CARLOS ROSSO WITH A GERMAN THAT SENDS HIM SKIDDING AROUND THE CANVAS! AND OH! THERE’S CODY MARSHALL WITH A BODY SLAM ONTO THE STEEL STEPS TO FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD ON THE OUTSIDE! MOONGOOSE GRABS EL IRONICO BY THE TIGHTS AND RUNS OFF WITH HIM FULL SPEED; TOSSING HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL BARRICADE, HOLY HELL THAT’S A CONCUSSION WAITING TO HAPPEN — AND THEN THERE’S CODY MARSHALL WITH A CANNON BALL FOR GOOD MEASURE, JESUS CHRIST!

Nick: There’s so much action going on but most of it is not looking too good for Lars’ team which is why he’s going to have to put some work in! Apocalypse sees that Lars just disposed of Carlos and thrown him out of the ring as he must now get back to dealing with his rival! Lars advances toward him…BUT APOCALYPSE SCOOPS HIM UP! APOCALYPSE HAS LARS OVER HIS HEAD LOOKING TO HIT HIM WITH A GORILLA PRESS SLAM….BUT LARS GRIER SLIPS OFF OF HIM! He turns Apocalypse around….AND SLINGS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDER!? POWEEEEERRRRRSSLLLAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!! A RING SHAKING POWERSLAM DELIVERED BY LARS! THIS IS THE FIRST MATCH APOCALYPSE HAS BEEN IN WHERE HE HAS GOTTEN TAKEN OFF OF HIS FEET! Lars Grier places him against the middle rope and is digging his boot into the back of Apocalypse’s head, hoping to give him a taste of his own medicine and choke him out! Apocalypse somehow manages to will his way through it, moving his body and FLINGING LARS AWAY FROM HIM! Carlos is sitting on the apron, laughing at what he sees while he looks around and watches Cody and Moongoose dissect We Are The Bollocks at the same time!

Nate: He better not get too relaxed! THERE GOES KEELAN CETINICH WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE, KNOCKING HIM OFF OF HIS SEAT! Carlos stands up, disgruntled AND WITH SURPRISE ON HIS FACE AS KEELAN CETINICH HITS THE ROPES AND THEN COMES SHOOTING TOWARD HIM WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!!!!! Cody Marshall makes his way to him, hoping to get Keelan before he returns to a vertical base, but then there’s Finnegan! Finnegan has stood himself up onto those steel steps Cody slammed him on and is asking for his attention! FINNEGAN JUMPS OFF AND THEN SPIKES CODY WITH A TORNADO DDT! Finnegan Wakefield is rising up, his eyes moving around as he hopes to help up Ironico who is still laid up near the barricade, BUT MOONGOOSE WAS WAITING FOR HIM, CREEPING AROUND AND CATCHING HIM WITH THE SLINGBLADE! We have everyone down at ringside as it left to just Lars and Apocalypse inside of the squared circle! Apocalypse grabs Lars Grier’s fist….AND IS SQUEEZING IT IN HIS HAND! He’s trying to crush Lars’ fists off pure strength! Lars fights out of it and then rushes toward him!

Nick: Apocalypse sees it coming and gets Lars in his arms! Gutbuster! He maintains his grip on Lars and places him between his knees, but Lars still has it in him to not stay in the position Apocalypse wants him! Lars grabs that leg of Apocalypse….HE’S GOT APOCALYPSE ON HIS SHOULDERS AND IS STANDING UP WITH HIM! LARS HAS THAT MOUNTAIN OF A MAN ON HIS BACK IN THAT FIREMAN’S CARRY! HE TRANSITIONS INTO A NECKBREAKER, NECKBREAKER ON APOCALYPSE! APOCALYPSE IS ALREADY STARTING TO STIR FROM IT! Lars must act! He pushes Apocalypse back down as Apocalypse goes rolling, he’s on the edge of the ring, almost to the outside! Lars wants to keep him around and so he grabs Apocalypse by the hair! APOCALYPSE MAULS AT HIS FACE!

Nate: Apocalypse is now on the outside with the rest of the group! KEELAN JUMPS AT HIM! MOONGOOSE GRABS HIM BEFORE HE CAN REACH! KEELAN FIGHTS HIM OFF BUT THEN THERE’S CARLOS WITH THE JUMPING KNEE! Keelan is stunned and walks into the big man! APOCALYPSE HAS HIM! CHOKESLAM ONTO THE HARD FLOOR! Apocalypse now looks back at Lars Grier who is holding his eyes in that ring! Apocalypse steps back onto the apron — BUT LARS GRIER TURNS AND DASHES TO HIM! THE RAVENBEAK! THE SPEAR RIGHT INTO APOCALYPSE! APOCALYPSE FALLS OFF OF THE APRON AND LANDS RIGHT ONTO HIS PARTNER MOONGOOSE! OUCH! Carlos luckily managed to move out of the way but his luck will be up soon enough! IRONICO IS ALIVE AND BACK IN THIS MATCH! HE’S ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Finnegan chimes in with a pele kick and Carlos is out on his feet as Finn gives his buddy the go ahead! EL IRONICO HAS THE CROWD IN THE PALM OF HIS HANDS AS THEY SING ALONG WITH HIM AS ALWAYS!

El Ironico (no mic): I believe I can fly…..

Crowd: I believe I can touch the sky…..

Nick: IRONICO JUMPS OFF!…..The top rope and stands on the apron; CROSSBODY OFF THE APRON ONTO CARLOS ROSSO! Ironico again ducking the top rope dive! BUT HE WON’T DUCK CODY’S ATTACK THAT’S FOR SURE! CODY MARSHALL SWINGS FOR THE FENCES WITH A KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! HE CATCHES FINNEGAN WITH ONE TOO! CODY MARSHALL HAS BROUGHT OUT A WEAPON INTO THIS MATCH AND IS RAVAGING WE ARE THE BOLLOCKS! AND THEN A SHOT OVER THE BACK OF KEELAN CETINICH! CODY MARSHALL IS GETTING EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY BUT LARS GRIER WHO IS STILL IN THAT RING! CODY SEES LARS AND ROLLS IN SO THAT HE CAN GET SOME! CODY GIVES IT HIS ALL WITH A SWING! LARS GETS UNDERNEATH IT! URANAGE INTO A BACKBREAKER BY LARS GRIER! AS CODY MARSHALL ROLLS OFF OF LARS’ KNEE, LARS GRABS HIM AND THEN TOSSES HIM INTO THE STEEL RING POST! WITH CODY OUT OF THE WAY HE NOW LOOKS TO THE MESS ON THE OUTSIDE AND SEES HOW EVERYONE IS STARTING TO SHOW SIGNS OF LIFE! WE’VE SEEN SOME HIGH RISK MOVES, WILL LARS JOIN IN ON THE FUN TO GET TO THE OUTSIDE?

Nate: Lars Grier seems to be extremely determined! He looks around at the sold out crowd who is peaked with interest! He knows he must act……Lars Grier takes a few steps back for momentum…..and then breaks out in a sprint! Lars Grier CLEARS the ropes…..AND THEN GOES FLYING INTO APOCALYPSE WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH!? LARS GRIER WASN’T EVEN LOOKING TO TAKE OUT ANYONE ELSE, HE PUT ALL OF HIS EFFORTS INTO TAKING OUT APOCALYPSE! CAN YOU HEAR THAT SMACK!? APOCALYPSE WALKS OFF FROM THAT ON SHAKY LEGS BEFORE FALLING FORWARD ONTO A KNEE! Lars Grier has got to be proud of himself as he is on his fours, panting and coming down from that; BUT HE CAN’T ENJOY THE MOMENT! Carlos Rosso with a PENALTY KICK TO THE STOMACH! Carlos Rosso comes out of nowhere with that hit as he then peels over the protectives mats on the ground! Wait, what is he doing? He’s got Lars Grier…..no, NO! RED SPIKE ONTO THE CONCREEEETTEEEEE!!!!!! CARLOS ROSSO IS SHOUTING OUT FOR A REFEREE TO JOIN HIM OUT THERE AS KEELAN CETINICH IS TRYING TO GET INVOLVED –

Nick: KICK TO THE BACK OF THE LEG BY MOONGOOSE! MOONGOOSE FROM BEHIND AS HE LIFTS KEELAN UP IN THE TORTURE RACK AND WALKS AROUND WITH HIM…..SPINAL TAP ONTO KEELAN CETINICH! NO KNEE FOR THIS ONE! MOONGOOSE CHOOSES TO DROP KEELAN CETINICH ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE FOR THIS! Moongoose then does a run around the ring! He gets by Ironico AND SLAMS HIM ONTO THE GROUND! THE BACK OF IRONICO’S HEAD BOUNCING OFF THE GROUND AS I’M SURE HE IS ALREADY BLEEDING OUT! THEN A SUPERKICK TO FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD WHICH DROPS HIM! MOONGOOSE ABLE TO CAPITALIZE ON HIS WEAKER OPPONENTS! THE COAST IS CLEAR! MOONGOOSE GIVES A THUMBS UP AS CARLOS ROSSO NOW HAS ONE OF THE REFEREES TO COUNT THE PIN!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Rebecca Sawyer: Carlos Rosso has secured a fall for his team! The score is ONE TO ZERO!

Nate: Wow! The first pin and the first fall for Carlos’ team after ten minutes of intense action! Carlos Rosso getting his win back from Lars after he spoiled his return two weeks ago. Carlos is now the only one with a pin on the board but his partner Moongoose is looking to change that as he goes back to Keelan and hooks his leg, yelling at the referee to run over and count it!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Nate: And a kickout by Keelan! An upset Moongoose kicks Keelan in frustration as he notices Carlos is very close to him! Was Carlos perhaps thinking he could break the pin? He might have wanted to let that one fall ride of his out so he’d be guaranteed an opportunity. Moongoose gives him the side eye and then walks off, leaving Carlos to deal with his downed enemy. Moongoose heads over to Ironico as a stream of blood is spilling across his skull! Ironico’s eyes are glazed over! Moongoose has Ironico by his mask and brings him around ringside….WHIPPING HIM INTO THE TIMEKEEPER’S AREA! REBECCA SAWYER RUNS TO GET OUT OF DODGE! ARE YOU OKAY, BABE!?

Nick: She’s definitely fine but Ironico is NOT! Ironico is bleeding uncontrollably! It for sure worsened once he went through the timekeeper’s area as he is now covered in clutter! Moongoose follows him into the section and lifts him up with a vertical suplex, tossing Ironico out of the wreckage and back into ringside. Moongoose is digging through that mess himself….and grabs one of those steel chairs there! Moongoose has a steel chair in hand! Uh oh! Moongoose is throwing that chair up and down and catching it in his hands, playing around with it as he stares at it with what I am sure is nothing but evil intentions! Cody Marshall has gotten back into this match and sees what Moongoose is doing! He gets behind Ironico and binds his arms! Ironico is damn near dead as Cody Marshall is holding him back, just to make sure he can’t wriggle out I suppose! Moongoose takes that chair…..AND SMASHES IT OVER THE SKULL OF IRONICO! HOLY SHIT! IN ONE HIT THAT STEEL CHAIR CAVED OVER THE SKULL OF IRONICO AS THE SEAT OF IT HAS JUST SHOT OUT! THE CHAIR HAS BEEN FOLDED OVER IRONICO’S HEAD!

Nate: Cody Marshall lets go as Ironico is on his feet…..AND DROPS DOWN UNCONSCIOUS! UGH! That now opened chair landed on its legs as that has to have been the only thing keeping Ironico’s face from hitting the floor! HEY! NICK MOVE OUT OF THE WAY — MY GOD! CARLOS ROSSO JUST TOSSED KEELAN CETINICH’S BODY RIGHT AT US! KEELAN GOES CRASHING INTO THE CHAIRS OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE, MANGLED UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF US! THE TIME KEEPER’S AREA, OUR TABLE – THIS MATCH IS GETTING DANGEROUS, NOBODY IS SAFE! NOT EVEN THE FANS AS APOCALYPSE TAKES LARS GRIER….AND TOSSES HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE CROWD! WHAT!? THE FANS HAD TO RACE AWAY TO AVOID LARS BODY AS HE TOOK OUT ROWS OF CHAIRS WITH HIM! IS APOCALYPSE INSANE!?

Nick: EVERYONE ON TEAM CARLOS HAS LOST IT! APOCALYPSE NOW GOES OVER THE BARRICADE TO DUKE IT OUT WITH LARS AND LOOK OUT FOR WHAT’S GOING ON IN FRONT OF US! OH MY GOD, MOONGOOSE IS LIFTING IRONICO UP! THAT FOLDED CHAIR IS STILL OVER HIS HEAD! CODY AND MOONGOOSE BOTH HAVE IRONICO’S BODY AND WIND HIM BACK! THEY’RE NOT GOING TO THROW HIM INTO THE STEEL POST WITH THAT CHAIR AROUND HIS HEAD ARE THEY!? THAT WOULD BREAK HIS JAW! THEY HAVE HIM READY, HERE THEY COME!!!!!

Nate: FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD! WATCH OUT! FINNEGAN COMING OUT OF HIDING AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE ENDED UP FINDING A KENDO STICK FOR HIMSELF! CODY MARSHALL GETS THE RECEIPT THAT FINNEGAN OWES HIM AND THEN THERE’S MOONGOOSE! JEEEEEEEEEEEZ! FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD TAKES THE KENDO STICK AND BREAKS IT OVER MOONGOOSE’S FACE! NOT EVEN HIS HEAD! THE KENDO STICK BREAKING UP OVER THE GOOD LOOKS OF MOONGOOSE, CATCHING HIM IN THE EYES AND NOSE AS THERE IS A BIG, BLOODY LASH RIGHT ACROSS HIS FACIAL FEATURES ALREADY STARTING TO FORM! MOONGOOSE SEES THE BLOOD ON HIS HANDS AND HE IS FREAKING OUT! HE’S ASKING WHAT FINN HAS DONE TO HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE! HE’S ASKING FOR A RAG, TRYING TO CLEAN HIMSELF UP! HE IS DISTRAUGHT!

Nick: Payback is a BITCH! Finnegan made that shot count and now he’s coming to the rescue of Ironico, checking for his status! As this goes on Carlos Rosso spots them and wants to get involved but then there goes Keelan with a production wire, draping it over Carlos and then pulling it back as he takes the breath out of Carlos with that cable, using it to his advantage to slam Carlos’ onto our table! And LARS! LARS IS STILL GETTING ATTACKED BY APOCALYPSE THROUGHOUT THE AUDIENCE AS FANS ARE MAKING SURE TO STEER CLEAR FROM HIM! Apocalypse has Lars by the hair….he has him up…..AND TOSSES LARS LIKE A LAWN DART INTO A NEARBY WALL! Some GOOD news for Team Keelan is that Ironico isn’t entirely out just yet! He’s responding, he’s moving and he is PISSED! He’s talking to Finnegan Wakefield and he has an idea! He’s pointing at Cody Marshall! And now they both grab Cody and roll him into the ring! Finnegan Wakefield is not too far behind as Ironico hangs back and hops onto the apron! Finnegan flips Cody Marshall over in tombstone piledriver position as Ironico grips the ropes! No way….NO WAYYYYYY!!!

Nate: IRONICO SPRINGBOARDS AND FLIPS IN THE AIR AS HE HELPS FINN BRING CODY DOWN FOR THAT TOMBSTONE!! THE FIVE STAR WORTHY MANEUVER KNOWN AS THE OASIS DRIVER!!! I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THAT MOVE IN PERSON, ESPECIALLY DONE PERFECTLY BY A GUY LIKE IRONICO IN MY LIFETIME! FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD GETS ON TOP OF CODY AS ONE OF THE REFEREES RUNS IN TO COUNT THE PIN!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Rebecca Sawyer: Finnegan Wakefield has secured a fall for his team! The score is now…..ONE TO ONE!

(The timer shows up on screen to remind us that there are seventeen minutes left.)

Nick: We are now tied but it might not be for long! Look at Keelan Cetinich! He has Carlos Rosso up on the announce table! He’s got him on his shoulders! KILLER-KOOOOOOO!!!!!! THE KILLER KO ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AS IT DOES NOT GIVE! HOW? Keelan Cetinich may have put Carlos out with that but he does not look satisfied, just watching that bent up table and pondering……Keelan’s rolling into the ring! Keelan is in the ring, gives his friends Finn and Ironico the nod….AND TURNS TO THE CORNER! He’s climbing up to the top turnbuckle and is now looking outside at Carlos Rosso! Carlos Rosso is out cold from that Killer KO as he is not moving! Keelan Cetinich is looking down at Carlos’ limp body as the crowd along with We Are The Bollocks are cheering him on in the background!

Nate: Forget about those idiots! Keelan you stupid son of a bitch, don’t do it! It’s not necessary — NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Nick: DEATH. DROP. SENTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! THE SENTON ONTO CARLOS ROSSO, SENDING THEM CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE! THE AUDIENCE IS LOOKING AT WHAT WE JUST WITNESSED IN AWE! EVEN APOCALYPSE IS LOOKING LIKE HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! KEELAN CETINICH MAY HAVE KILLED HIMSELF AND CARLOS! HE’S GOT HIS ARM ON TOP OF CARLOS THOUGH, AND ONE OF OUR RINGSIDE OFFICIALS NOW RUNS BY AND BEGINS TO COUNT IT! THE MULTIPLE REFS ASSIGNED TO THIS MATCH ARE STARTING TO COME IN HANDY FOR THIS CHAOS!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Rebecca Sawyer: Keelan Cetinich has secured a fall for his team! The score is now……….TWO TO ONE IN FAVOR OF TEAM KEELAN!

(We get a close up of the countdown clock as now over fifteen minutes have elapsed in the contest.)

Nate: I hope that was worth it Keelan….NOW I HAVE NOWHERE TO SIT!

Nick: Will you stop? These men are sacrificing their bodies, putting their careers on the line for this match! Let’s take a look back into the crowd as it has been all Apocalypse since we last checked…..WAAAAAAIIITTTT!!! I may have spoke too soon there! Lars getting himself a drink from the stands as he spits it into the eyes of Apocalypse! Apocalypse’s eyes are closed as Lars throws him against the table and now stands up on that concession table….AND IS PULLING OFF THE SIGN? HUHHHH? WOAH NOW — FREAKIN’ HELL! LARS RIPS OFF THE SIGN AND THEN STEPS OFF OF THE TABLE AS THE SIGN CRASHES DOWN ONTO THE SKULL OF APOCALYPSE, SANDWICHING HIS HEAD BETWEEN THAT AND THE TABLE! THAT IS SOMETHING THAT WOULD MURDER A NORMAL MAN!

Nate: Apocalypse is no normal man! He’s pushing the sign off of his head and beginning to shake it off! Lars is not even afraid which is crazy. He’s standing in front of this superhuman, beast of Elitist and he’s not scared a bit. It’s like he expected it almost! Apocalypse comes charging at him and Lars side steps him! Kick to the gut! He grabs Apocalypse by the head and takes advantage of his environment as he runs up the wall and then spins around! BULLDOG BY LARS! Apocalypse ALREADY getting up, even from that! Lars Grier runs over, grabs a chair and then LAUNCHES it directly into Apocalypse’s face! Lars is bringing the brutality and I love it! A PUNT KICK BY LARS AS APOCALYPSE EATS THAT HIT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING! Lars is not stopping though!

Nick: Back in the ring, We Are The Bollocks are continuing to beat Cody Marshall down with tag team antics, DOUBLE DROPKICK ONTO CODY! Cody Marshall saves himself from falling by reaching out to the ropes, but Finnegan Wakefield makes him separated from them and then lifts him up, placing him on the top turnbuckle! Finnegan then drops down to his fours in front of Cody as Ironico walks to the opposite corner. Ironico runs out of that corner and uses Finnegan as a foot stool to jump up onto that top rope and hit Cody Marshall with a SUPER MONKEY FLIP! CODY MARSHALL’S BIG FRAME GOES THROUGH THE AIR AND LANDS ALMOST HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING! Ironico shoots up to his feet and then splashes onto Cody Marshall! Ironico hooks the leg! Will both members of the Bollocks get a pin off of Cody?

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THRR —

Nate: SUPPPPPEEEERRRRKIIICCCKKKK!!!! MOONGOOSE STEPS INTO THE RING AND BLINDSIDES EL IRONICO WITH THE SUPERKICK! THE BLOOD HAS DRIED AS WE CAN STILL SEE THAT LONG CUT ACROSS THE FACE OF MOONGOOSE GOING FROM THE BOTTOM OF HIS LEFT EYE ALL OF THE WAY ACROSS HIS NOSE! MOONGOOSE IS WANTING REVENGE FOR WHAT THEY DID TO HIM! Finnegan Wakefield turns around upon hearing the sound of that noise — AND HE GETS A SUPERKICK TOO! Finnegan’s on spaghetti legs as Moongoose gets him in the half nelson….AND TURNS IT INTO AN OLYMPIC SLAM! EL THOR!!! FINNEGAN INSTINCTIVELY BEGINS TO ROLL AWAY TO GET SOME DISTANCE BUT THERE’S STILL EL IRONICO FOR MOONGOOSE TO TAKE CARE OF! YATA-GARASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! MOONGOOSE WITH THAT HIGH IMPACT KNEE FOLLOWED BY A CALF BRANDING! MOONGOOSE LOOKS TO SECURE A FALL AFTER THAT!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Rebecca Sawyer: Moongoose McQueen has secured a fall for his team! The score is now TWO TO TWO!

Nick: We are back to a tied score and right now Moongoose is the last person to have gotten a pin, but there is no promise of his side being the winning team with the score being even! He needs to get a second pin here and so he drops down to cover El Ironico again!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE —

Nick: Finnegan Wakefield pulls Moongoose McQueen out of the ring! He has Moongoose McQueen by the legs! SLINGSHOT INTO THE CROWD RESTRAINT! MOONGOOSE HITS HIS GUT ON THAT RESTRAINT AND THEN FLIPS OVER, FALLING OVER INTO THE CROWD! Finnegan Wakefield follows him as now we have two sets of rivals in our audience, Finn and Moongoose, and Lars and Apocalypse who have been going at each other for almost this whole match! Carlos and Keelan are finally showing some signs of life as they are on their hands and knees and lock eyes….CARLOS HAS ENOUGH SENSE IN HIM TO GRAB ONE OF OUR TELEVISION MONITORS AND CLOCK KEELAN WITH IT! THE CORNER OF THE MONITOR RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE, THAT’S GOING TO GET THE BLOOD FLOWING!

Nate: Carlos Rosso was not gonna beat Keelan Cetinich in a race to his feet naturally so he had to do something! Carlos Rosso covers Keelan Cetinich!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! TH — NOOO!!!

Nate: KICKOUT BY KEELAN! Carlos needs to do more to snag a pin! Carlos Rosso notices Ironico leaned up against the ropes, watching him! Carlos runs up the steel steps, walks up the apron AND NAILS HIM WITH A SCISSOR KICK! IRONICO GOES ACROSS THOSE ROPES AND STAGGERS BACK IN THAT RING INTO THE WAITING CODY MARSHALL WHO GRABS HIM AND PLACES HIM BETWEEN HIS KNEES! HE HAS HIM UP! A POWERBOMB? CODY BACKS AWAY…..AND RUNS OFF WITH IRONICO! POWERBOMB OUT OF THE RING AND INTO THE CROWD!!!! CODY THREW IRONICO INTO ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE, ARE THESE GUYS TRYING TO GET US SUED WITH THESE CROWD STUNTS!? WHA — THE CROWD DIDN’T EVEN TRY TO MOVE OUT OF DODGE AT ALL! THEY LET IRONICO FALL ONTO THEM….AND THEY CAUGHT IRONICO!? THE CROWD HAS IRONICO IN THEIR HANDS AND IS NOW CROWD SURFING WITH HIS BODY! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

Nick: WE SAW THIS BEFORE AT GRAND RAMPAGE! HOW FAR WILL HE GO THIS TIME? And can you look at Cody?! That is not what Cody expected at all! Cody gets out of that ring, jumps the barricade and is now running, looking to catch up with Ironico and get them to drop him so he can carry on with what he had planned! We’ve got them moving around the building, Lars and Apocalypse high up with Lars and Apocalypse fighting near the stairs, Finn and Moongoose in their own little section as Finn gets the crowd involved, having them hold Moongoose’s hands as he delivers chop after chop – and now Carlos Rosso is dumping Keelan Cetinich’s body over the barricade! ALL EIGHT MEN ARE IN THE AUDIENCE! THE IRON MAN MAN MATCH HAS LEFT THE RING! OUR REFEREES ARE ALL SPLITTING OFF AMONGST THE CROWD TO MONITOR THIS AND COUNT PINS!

Nate: Ironico has regained his senses and smiles as he sees the crowd who has helped him through what might have been a career ending powerbomb by Cody had they scattered and let him hit the concrete! He instructs them to drop him down as he now stands a few rows above Cody who is walking up to get to him…..AND IRONICO DECIDES TO HOP ON THE RAILING AND SLIDE DOWN, RUNNING INTO CODY MARSHALL!! BACK DOWN CODY MARSHALL GOES! AND THAT’S NOT THE ONLY HIGH RISK MOMENT GOING ON HERE! CARLOS ROSSO DELIVERS A BRAINBUSTER TO KEELAN, BUT THIS TIME ON THE CROWD FLOOR! WE ALSO HAVE APOCALYPSE WITH A CHOKESLAM ON LARS….ONTO THE STEPS! THE BACK OF LARS BENDING ALL OVER THE PLACE FROM THOSE CONCRETE STEPS! Finnegan Wakefield takes a moment away from working over Moongoose and sees what Apocalypse is doing! Finn’s been all about helping out his team mates today! He tells the fans to let Moongoose go as Moongoose reacts like an animal being let out of its cage! He leaps at Finnegan! Finnegan suckers him in for the scoop slam! Finnegan now moves around the arena, running up the stairs and going full speed ahead at Apocalypse from behind!

Nick: A little less than ten minutes remain in this match so I guess Finnegan Wakefield might as well throw caution to the wind and get brave! Pele kick by Finnegan as Finn grabs the railing to keep himself from doing a nasty fall! Finnegan then delivers a rolling elbow! Apocalypse steps back but comes right back at Finnegan! Two handed choke! He’s got Finn in his grasps and is walking up the stairs with him, getting off them soon after and walking around into the stands with him in his clutches! Finn boxes the ears of Apocalypse to weaken the grip and slides off! Kick to the shin! Finn rushes him! TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER BY APOCALYPSE! FINN FALLS OFF OF HIS KNEE AND IS NOW BEING BEATEN WITH APOCALYPSE’S BARE HANDS! CLUBBING BLOWS! APOCALYPSE IS GOING BALLISTIC ON HIM, RAVAGING HIM WITH FISTS! THIS IS WHAT IS CALLED THE “METEOR BARRAGE” I BELIEVE! Lars Grier limps over to Apocalypse to try and stop this but Apocalypse shoves him away and then picks up Finnegan, deadlifting him up onto his shoulders – AND WHIPPING FINN’S BODY AROUND IN AN F5 TWIST, CATCHING LARS WITH FINN’S BOOTS ON THAT SPIN! THE HELIX NEBULA AS FINN GOES CAREENING INTO THE WALL! HIS BODY DID NOT BOUNCE AT ALL, IT HIT THE WALL AND THEN FLAT OUT FELL IN A HEAP! APOCALYPSE PUTS HIS FOOT ON FINN’S CHEST AND DEMANDS A COUNT!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Rebecca Sawyer: Apocalypse has secured a fall for his team! The score is now THREE TO TWO IN FAVOR OF TEAM CARLOS!

Nick: With seven minutes left Apocalypse breaks the tie and gets a pin for himself at Finn’s expense! And speaking of Finn, CHECK HIM OUT, LOOK AT THE CLOSE UP FROM THE CAMERA! THERE’S NOTHING THERE IN FINN’S EYES! SOMEBODY HELP THIS MAN!

Nate: APOCALYPSE BEATS HIS CHEST AND LETS OUT A ROAR AS LARS CALLS HIM OUT FOR ONE LAST STAND! LARS GRIER WILL NOT GIVE UP! APOCALYPSE SHOWS INCREDIBLE AGILITY AS HE RACES TO LARS! LARS JUMPS OUT OF HIS PATH, MOVES TO THE SIDE OF HIM AND APOCALYPSE TURNS AROUND TO FACE HIM – RAVENBREAK!!!!! LARS GRIER SPEARS APOCALYPSE….DOWN THE STAIRS! THOSE TWO ARE ROLLING DOWN THE STAIRS, BUMPING AGAINST THE STEPS UNTIL FINALLY APOCALYPSE IS ABLE TO GET HIS FOOT CAUGHT TO SOMETHING AND STOP THEIR TUMBLING! LARS GRIER GETS ON TOP OF HIM AND IS TEEING OFF! BUT CARLOS! CARLOS ROSSO COMES INTO VIEW AND YANKS LARS OFF OF APOCALYPSE! T-BONE SUPLEX, THROWING LARS GRIER INTO A SET OF CHAIRS IN THE AUDIENCE! Carlos and Apocalypse are teaming up on Lars! Carlos grabs Lars….AND APOCALYPSE NOW USES THE METEOR BARRAGE ON LARS! LARS CAN’T EVEN COVER UP TO AVOID ANY OF THIS! Keelan Cetinich wipes away some of that crimson mask he is sporting and hopes to intervene BUT APOCALYPSE PUNCHES HIM IN THE THROAT!

Nick: Keelan Cetinich falls over, choked up and bleeding! Finnegan can still barely stand, Lars is hurting from Carlos and Apocalypse’s double team! Ironico is disposing of Cody Marshall who is at his mercy right now and he may literally be Team Keelan’s only hope as Carlos’ group is taking over! Ironico waits for Cody to get off of his hands and knees…AND DELIVERS AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! A KNEE RIGHT TO CODY’S FAMILY JEWELS AS HE FALLS OVER, HOLDING HIS GROIN! Ironico can see everything that Apocalypse and Carlos are doing as now even Moongoose is joining in! Ironico’s gotta do something! He knows he must! Ironico looks at the fans and gestures to them…as they are now all passing him their beverages!

Nate: Those aren’t any beverages, those are beer mugs! Ironico’s downing as much beer as he can, picking up some liquid courage so he can be stupid enough to hit the scene! Ironico has psyched himself up and he’s ready to go! Ironico wades through the crowd, going through the fans and running diagonally up the arena to meet up with his foes! IRONICO HAS A MUG IN HAND – AND BREAKS IT OVER APOCALYPSE’S BACK! THAT GLASS MUG JUST SHATTERED INTO DOZENS OF SHARDS AND HIT THE BACK OF APOCALYPSE!…..And Apocalypse simply turns around and headbutts Ironico! Ironico falls over and the wolves that are Moongoose and Carlos go after their prey! Stomps to the downed luchador! He wasn’t able to do anything for them! This is a sad affair! Apocalypse is watching this mugging in silence, but Lars! Lars is grabbing Apocalypse’s boot! Lars is pulling himself up using Apocalypse! Apocalypse cocks back his fist to hit Lars but Keelan now! Keelan stops Apocalypse’s hand! With all of his might he holds that fist! Apocalypse wants to pull away but LOW BLOW BY LARS! Apocalypse is kneeled over! Moongoose and Carlos are catching on and so they turn to get involved! FINN TURNS CARLOS AROUND! ANDROMEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! HOW IS FINN UP AGAIN!? FULL NELSON SUPLEX TO CARLOS ROSSO! FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD THEN GRABS MOONGOOSE, LOOKING TO TURN HIM OVER FOR THAT MICHINOKU DRIVER BUT MOONGOOSE ESCAPES! IRONICO CUTS MOONGOOSE WITH ONE OF THOSE GLASS SHARDS TO KEEP HIM AT BAY!

Nick: Team Keelan is now fully united and talking! We Are The Bollocks have Moongoose McQueen and Keelan and Lars have Apocalypse! DOUBLE TEAM SUPLEXES IN STEREO! We have Cody Marshall climbing up to get in on this – SUPERKICKS IN STEREO BY FINN AND IRONICO! Lars Grier is shouting at his team and is telling them to help him! They all grab a part of Apocalypse….AND ARE NOW CARRYING HIM AROUND THE BUILDING! THE FOUR OF THEM ARE CARRYING APOCALYPSE! They have Apocalypse up in the air almost like a sacrifice! The monstrous Apocalypse is shaking about, just barely being restrained! Apocalypse is dropped down onto a production table! Apocalypse immediately sits up and goes to get off of the table but all of them dog pile on him and hold him down! THEY’RE ALL PUMMELING HIM AT THE SAME TIME IN DESPERATION, MAKING SURE THAT HE WON’T GET UP! APOCALYPSE IS GETTING IT FROM ALL ANGLES! Lars gets up and lets the rest of the team pound away at Apocalypse….while he’s heading to the balcony! Lars Grier is on the balcony above his team while they’re punching Apocalypse on that table! Lars wouldn’t dare would he?

Nate: Lars is willing to do whatever it takes! Lars shouts at them all to move AS HE LEAPS OFF OF THE BALCONY! FROG SPLASH! AN UNCHARACTERISTIC FROGSPLASH FROM FIFTEEN FEET IN THE AIR, LANDING ON TOP OF APOCALYPSE AND PUTTING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE! LARS TAKES HIMSELF OUT JUST TO MAKE SURE APOCALYPSE IS PUT TO REST! THREE AND A HALF MINUTES REMAINING AND THIS MATCH HAS MORE OR LESS BECOME A THREE ON THREE! Keelan and We Are The Bollocks are looking to figure out which of them should go for that pin on Apocalypse if Lars won’t be able to! CARLOS FROM BEHIND! IRONICO RUNS INTO FINNEGAN AS THOSE TWO GO DOWN AND THEN THERE HE IS WITH A HARD RIGHT TO KEELAN CETINICH! THOSE MMA GLOVES OF CARLOS HAVE BEEN UNDONE AS HE IS NOW GOING AT KEELAN AND HITTING HIM WITH HIS EXPOSED FIST! Cody Marshall; the vulture that he is takes advantage of Ironico taking a knee and grabs him with one hand, and clears that second production table with the other! He has Ironico up! THE RAPTURE THROUGH THAT SECOND TABLE! HOW MANY TABLES ARE WE GONNA HAVE BREAK DURING THIS MATCH? CODY MARSHALL IS CLAPPING HIS HANDS AND TAUNTING THE CROWD! Two of the three officials are now at tables checking on the people who went through them as the remaining one is standing around for possible pins….AND SEES ONE! SCHOOL BOY BY FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD ON CODY, A PAGE OUT OF OF HIS FALLEN ALLY’S BOOK! TWO MINUTES AND FORTY FIVE SECONDS LEFT, CAN WE SEE ANOTHER TIE?

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ……

Nick: CARLOS ROSSO TACKLES KEELAN CETINICH RIGHT INTO THAT ROLL UP OF FINNEGAN’S, BREAKING IT UP USING THE BODY OF FINN’S OWN TEAMMATE! Finnegan regains his composure and goes after Carlos while Cody and Keelan look each other in the eye and gun for each other! A switching of enemies is going on here and blows are being traded! IT’S ANOTHER SLUGFEST WITH TWO MINUTES AND THIRTY SECONDS ON THE CLOCK! Cody Marshall has Keelan in a headlock and hopes to use him like a human battering ram — BUT Keelan escapes and superkicks him in the back of the head! At the same time Finnegan is getting the better of Carlos, Carlos’ mouth piece went flying from a hit — and Carlos responds by poking Finnegan’s eye! THE ROSSO REVOLVER FOR THE FOLLOW UP! THIS IS CRUNCH TIME RIGHT NOW! CARLOS’ TEAM IS IN THE LEAD BUT HE WANTS THAT FINAL PIN! HE’S GOT THE WRIST OF FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD! THE SOUTHERN LARRIIIIIAAAATTTTT!!!!! THAT RAINMAKER BY CARLOS AS FINNEGAN FALLS OVER…INTO THE ARMS OF MOONGOOSE! MOONGOOSE IS THERE LOOKING TO STEAL THIS ONE! STRAIGHT JACKET SUPLEX! Moongoose isn’t even done either! He drags Finn’s body to the top of the steps in their row! He places Finn’s face near that step! Oh my God no……THE BLACKOUT! THE INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER, STOMPING FINN’S FACE INTO THAT STEP! FINN IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT! ALL MOONGOOSE HAS TO DO IS COVER!

Nate: WHAT? CARLOS JUST PUNCHED OUT MOONGOOSE! CARLOS PUNCHED OUT HIS OWN TEAMMATE! CARLOS IS YELLING AT MOONGOOSE, HE IS FURIOUS! LIKE YOU SAID, CARLOS WANTS THAT LAST PIN FOR HIMSELF, HE’S THINKING MOONGOOSE SHOULD JUST GLADLY TAKE THE WIN! THERE’S ONLY A MINUTE AND THIRTY SECONDS REMAINING! CARLOS HAS TO GET THIS PIN RIGHT AWAY! HE DRAGS FINN AWAY FROM THOSE STEPS AND BACK INTO THE STANDS SO HE HAS A FLAT SURFACE TO GET THOSE SHOULDERS DOWN! COVER!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Nick: IRONICO BREAKS IT UP! THE REF WAS HELPING IRONICO OUT, CARRYING HIM TO HIS FEET AS HE BROKE OUT WITH A BATTLE CRY AND FELL FORWARD TO HIT CARLOS WITH AN AXE HANDLE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Ironico rolls over and closes his eyes as it looks like he is fading in and out of consciousness, giving his last bit to save his friend and his team! Their team is still down three to two; BUT KEELAN! KEELAN CETINICH HAS CODY MARSHALL ON HIS SHOULDERS! KILLER KO! CODY MARSHALL HAS BEEN DROPPED AS ALL KEELAN HAS TO DO IS COVER TO TIE THINGS UP! AWWWW, HE’S SPENT THOUGH! HE CAN’T GET UP! WE HAVE SO MANY MEMBERS OF TEAM CARLOS DOWN BUT NOBODY TO CAPITALIZE, THEY MIGHT RUN OUT THE CLOCK! BUT WAIT! LARS! LARS GRIER IS UP! LARS GRIER IS GETTING UP FROM THE WRECKAGE OF THAT TABLE AND IS PUSHING THAT OFFICIAL TO THE SIDE! HE PUSHES THE STIRRING APOCALYPSE TO THE SIDE, THROWING HIM BACK INTO THE WRECK! LIKE A ZOMBIE HE RISES FROM THE DEAD AND SLOWLY MOVES AROUND….FALLING ONTO CODY! THAT’S A COVER!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Rebecca Sawyer: Lars Grier has secured a fall for his team! The score is now THREE TO THREE!

Nick: He did it! I don’t know how but Lars did it! Lars has tied things up! We need one more pin on either side though for a winner! And there’s only forty three seconds remaining! The smart money might be on Lars getting that last fall and winning it for Team Keelan with him being the only one — HEY!

Nate: DID YOU FORGET NICK!? CARLOS MOTHERFUCKING ROSSO! CARLOS JUST CURB STOMPED LARS! CARLOS SURPRISING LARS AND NOW KICKING HIM WHILE HE IS DOWN! LARS CAN NOT EVEN GET UP AS CARLOS IS GIVING HIM A BARRAGE OF STOMPS! THE CLOCK IS COUNTING DOWN TO THIRTY SECONDS! CARLOS ROSSO IS PICKING UP THAT SENSE OF URGENCY! HE LEANS IN TO GRAB LARS, BUT OH! WAIT! KEELAN! KEELAN CETINICH IS STILL IN THIS! KEELAN COMES FLYING IN WITH A FOREARM SHOT TO THE FACE! CARLOS ROSSO ALMOST GOT MOWED DOWN AS KEELAN BLASTED HIM WITH THAT SHOT! THE TEAM CAPTAINS ARE BACK TO DUKING IT OUT!

(Twenty seconds remain as fans begin to count along.)

Nick: Shot after shot being exchanged….WOW! Carlos Rosso aiming low as he hits Keelan Cetinich below the belt! Keelan Cetinich is kneeled over as Carlos Rosso places him between his knees and lifts him up, looking to go for the RED SPIKE!!!

Nate: INTERCEEEPPPTEEEDDD BY LARS! LARS GRIER SHOOTS INTO VIEW WITH THE SPEAR! ANOTHER RAVENBEAK BY LARS, THIS TIME ON CARLOS AS HE FALLS BACK AND THEN DROPS KEELAN! LARS GRIER IS ON TOP OF CARLOS AND IS MOTIONING TO THAT REFEREE, HE’S ON TOP OF CARLOS FOR THE LATERAL PRESS WITH ONLY TEN SECONDS LEFT! THE REFEREE DROPS DOWN! SEVEN!

(As the count goes on, Keelan Cetinich gives Lars Grier a nod and runs to Apocalypse, nailing him with a running dropkick that smashes him against the wall to hold him back.)

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

(Three seconds now remain on the clock.)

Rebecca Sawyer: Lars Grier has secured the fall for his team! The score is now FOUR TO THREE IN FAVOR OF HIS TEAM!

Nick: REBECCA SAWYER HAS ANNOUNCED THAT IT’S OFFICIAL! LARS HAS GOT THE PIN FOR KEELAN’S TEAM AS THEY RUN OUT THE CLOCK!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Nice To Meet Me” by Zack Hemsey plays as a smiling Keelan Cetinich excitedly moves toward Lars Grier and helps him up. The two gather We Are The Bollocks and begin to celebrate while EMTs check on their opposition. The crowd is going wild as the four huddle up, talking amongst themselves as they go over what they’ve just been through.)

Rebecca Sawyer: The winners of this match….KEELAN CETINICH, LARS GRIER, FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD AND EL IRONICOOOO!!! TEAAAAMMMMM KEEEEEELLAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

Nate: We have just witnessed…a war. Tonight we saw eight men from different backgrounds, with different motives, with different enemies all come together and fight, and of the two sides it was Team Keelan who was able to prevail and win this match, even after having a disadvantage toward the end! Team Keelan showed unity from the very start in the ring and in their treatment of each other. Think of before the bell rung when they made sure to involve Lars with the face paint. Then you saw them in the ring and they competed together, helping each other out!

Nick: Team Carlos was messy from the moment they were even announced on their team. All individuals, all arguing, and in this match they could not even remain coordinated. Things broke down for them especially at the end when Carlos Rosso went into business for himself and knocked out his partner with a strike! You see that and then you look at Team Keelan, think about that moment at the end! Keelan Cetinich went and covered for Lars Grier, he let him have that last pin and protected him, allowing him to snag the gift Kenny Drake is going to give to the person on the winning team!

Nate: How about we talk about Lars Grier here because he for sure deserved that! In a matter of two minutes Lars Grier was able to dig Team Keelan out of a major hole and get them back to back pins! From the first person to get pinned to literally saving this match for his group! Talk about redemption! And it looks like he might have picked up some friends here tonight as well!

Nick: Lars Grier does not make friends, you and I both know that, but he can definitely appreciate the work his teammates put in!

(The team walks around the audience and lets the crowd swarm them as they pose, grabbing each other’s arms and raising them in victory for one final shot.)

(House of Glass Ad Plays)

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( We get a recap of the CM Banks vs. Nasir Moore story, which includes Nasir initially accepting the open challenge from CM Banks laid out to everyone in the current generation. After interviews of the two speaking on their match, we see what it took to make it happen – including intervention from the EAW Chairman. We get highlights on their bout at Dia Del Diablo, including the dramatic ending where Nas shoved Banks’ face into flames and highlights Banks’ ability to recover and defeat Nas after the GTR. We see Nas continuing to pursue a rematch with CM Banks despite Banks’ initial refusal, and we also get an overview of the grief given towards Nasir from Dynasty GM Sebastian Monroe after the Dia Del Diablo loss. Finally, with a rematch set for Territorial Invasion, Nas and Banks’ face off on Showdown is covered with the last shot of Nasir’s face showing a look of determination in the face of his Hall of Fame rival. )

( Return to the stadium … “I Am Electric” by Heavens Basement hits as Nasir Moore makes his entrance, coming out in his Authentic T-shirt as well as ring gear and hyping himself up as well as the crowd up before making his way down the aisle. )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is a singles bout set for ONE FALL! Introducing first… from Newark, New Jersey weighing in tonight at 212 POUNDS… NNNNNASSSSSSSSSIRRRRRRR MOOOOOOOOORRREE!!!!

Stew-O: Say what you will about the young man from Newark, New Jersey, but you’ll never see him duck out of competition. Nasir Moore could have gladly settled for getting to compete with the likes of CM Banks once in his career. Hell, he could have settled with being in the Divide & Conquer later on tonight, but he truly has something to prove! DO NOT count young man out tonight, because he’s come all this way to prove a whole lot of people wrong, and he didn’t show up to finish second to ANYBODY – not even EAW’s perennial legend!

Jake Mercer: There’s only one opinion that he needs to prove wrong, and that’s his opponent’s CM Banks’ opinion. Because if you were to ask CM Banks, he’d tell you the same thing that happened last month at Dia Del Diablo is going to happen tonight. Banks proved he could rumble with the best of today’s generation – this time, it’s Nasir with something to prove.

( Nasir waits in the ring surrounded by scores of fans cheering for him…. until “Takeover” by Jay-Z plays. Soon after, CM Banks comes out to the stage in his ring gear, shadow boxing on the stage and making his way down the long ramp with a swagger about him. )

Ring Announcer: His opponent… hailing from New Jersey, weighing in at 220 POOUNNDS… CCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! BANKS!!!!!

Stew-O: CM Banks bringing back an old tune of his for his ring music, and if there’s anything that can be said for the legend without me taking anti-Showdown pot shots, it’s that he’s proven he hasn’t missed a beat! I was blown away by the ring presence and how SHARP CM Banks still was in that Fire & Steel match, it was as though he didn’t stop competing for even a day!

Jake Mercer: The five year hiatus has had virtually zero effect on him. If anything, it’s made him fight with a different approach. He’s one of the greatest wrestling minds of all time both in and out of the ring, and Nas is going to have to win the game of inches if he’s going to survive the mile. One could make a case that he’s outclassed as it is, so the last thing Nas can do is make mistakes!

( DING! DING! DING! )

Stew-O: It will be a rematch from last month’s Dia Del Diablo FPV underway! CM Banks vs. Nasir Moore: the sequel! Nas is backed into the corner, crouching, staring intently at Banks and Banks is warming up in his corner before the two slowly approach… and circle the ring… now Banks snaps in an aggressive side headlock! But Nas rips his head out from under the grip of CM Banks and snaps in a headlock of his own, however Banks craftily escapes with a wrist snatch and turns counterclockwise behind Nas for the hammer lock – but quickly turns Nas around by that arm and gets another aggressive headlock back in, almost snarling while locking that in! Nas is putting up a lot of resistance, the two jock for position and it eventually has Nas pushing Banks into the corner despite being trapped in a side headlock. The official looks to get in between the two…

Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

Jake Mercer: Banks releases, BANKS WITH A SHOOT KICK! Nas jumps away from it, that one narrowly misses the mark… and Banks smacks away at his gum before spitting it out of the ring and smiling up at Nas who’s backed away into the center of the ring. A smirk creeps up on the face of Nasir, as he challenges Banks to come at him… and the founder of our company obliges by coming out of the corner as the two circle the ring again… this time NAS GOES FOR A SHOOT TAKEDOWN! Banks however sprawls down the back, gator rolls with a half nelson applied and QUICKLY TURNS HIS BODY LOOKING FOR THE BANK VAULT!!!! ANACONDA VISE MIGHT ALREADY BE APPLIED!!!!! NAS FRANTICALLY ROLLS OUT OF THAT, ESCAPING BEFORE BANKS CAN LOCK HIS KNUCKLES, AND RUSHES BACK TO HIS FEET! Banks is on one knee, and NAS GOES FOR THE ROUNDHOUSE! Banks catches the leg, WINDMILL KICK HITS THE CHEST OF THE HALL OF FAMER! Banks rolls out of the ring and stands at ringside, quickly trying to brush that one off!

Stew-O: Or maybe that windmill kick knocked the wind out of him, pun most certainly intended! Banks is taking a bit of a breather there, but in all seriousness it doesn’t look like he’s too fazed, however just judging by how sharp Banks’ wrestling sense is chances are he’s looking to accomplish the absolute most with the absolute least – even if that means taking a step outside the ropes to stop Nas from getting a hint of momentum! Banks re-enters the ring slowly, stepping between the ropes and coming right at Nasir, but Nas catches him in a side headlock. Now Banks shoves him out from behind – but snatches the wrist, pulls him back, KNEE TO THE RIBS! Nas throws a wild right with the free hand, and a wild miss, only for Banks to retaliate with a SHOOT KICK TO THE QUAD! He’s still got a hold of that left wrist, and he hits a big forearm to the face! Another quadriceps kick! That evokes a yell from Moore, and BANKS GOES FOR A BIG TIME ROUNDHOUSE!

Jake Mercer: Nas ducks underneath that and stacks Banks up to his shoulders from behind with the roll up!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!!! TWO-

Jake Mercer: Kick out from CM Banks! The two scramble up to their feet, but Nas slides between Banks’ legs and right behind him before maneuvering a rear waist lock roll up into a pinning bridge!

Ref: OOOOOOOOONEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOO-

Jake Mercer: Banks not allowing that one! Another kick out! Now Banks scrambles over to the corner, pulls himself up — ETHER!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: BANKS JUMPS OUT OF THE CORNER! WHAT AN EVASIVE DODGE FROM CM BANKS, THAT BOOT WAS MERELY INCHES FROM HIS FACE!

Jake Mercer: Nasir goes right after Banks, but Banks steps between the ropes which causes the official to quickly jump in! Amazing how a man who spent the majority of his career wrestling in a no-rules environment can take advantage of the traditional wrestling rulebook at a moment’s notice. LOOK AT THIS! NAS SHOVES THE REF ASIDE AND SPRINTS BACK AT BANKS, BUT BANKS CATCHES HIM WITH A ROLL UP! NAS ROLLS THROUGH THE ROLL UP AND GETS TO HIS KNEES – LOW ROUNDHOUSE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD FROM BANKS! PUTTING DOWN HIS KNEELING OPPONENT! Banks drops over for the cover!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO-

Stew-O: Nasir shoots a shoulder up! The two fighters pull themselves back up at a relatively quick pace, with Nas seemingly knocked for a bit of a loop after that loud kick to the head! Now Banks catches Nasir with a big time European uppercut! But Nas fires back with a European uppercut of his own! BANKS GOES FOR THE RIGHT HAND! Blocked by Nas, and Nas with a grip of Banks’ hair hits a forearm to the face! He grabs Banks by the hair again, HEADBUTT between the eyes! That sends Banks back and holding his temple in a groggy state, and Nas comes right back after him with another grab of the hair, but Banks counters with a Mongolian chop! And there’s a clubbing knockdown ax handle smash! Nas recovers back to his feet, RUNNING BACK ELBOW from Banks takes Nas back down! Nas recovers yet again, and Banks sends Nas into the ropes with an Irish whip just to hit a spin kick to the ribs of his rebounding opponent. Nas drops to one knee, and Banks hits a STEP-UP MULE KICK, WHICH BRINGS NAS DOWN TO HIS SIDE! Nas tries pushing himself back up, but BANKS PUTS HIM BACK DOWN WITH AN AX KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! And the Hall of Famer stands over him:

CM Banks (no mic): You’re good, kiddo.

Stew-O: BANKS WITH SEVERAL HARSH STOMPS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, ALL WHILE NASIR MOORE LAYS FLAT ON HIS FACE!

CM Banks (no mic): Just not good enough.

Stew-O: Banks drags Nasir up from the ground… AND LIFTS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, LOOKING FOR THE GTR!!!!!! GO TO RETIREMENT!!!!!!!! NAILED HIM!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: NO, NAS LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND HE CATCHES THE KNEE OF BANKS UNDER HIS ARM…. BANKS HAS NOWHERE TO GO, AND NAS TAKES BANKS TO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP! That’s got Banks rolling around the canvas clutching the left knee in pain! What a save!

Stew-O: No kidding! Nas saved his skin on a last ditch counter, and even Nas himself is a little bit stunned by how close to defeat he came! But let’s not sell this move short, the dragon screw leg whip is one of the most painful leg attacks you can hit in a wrestling match! It can completely take out that limb if hit precise enough!

Jake Mercer: It’s a great move, but Nasir has gotta come up with an even better follow up because he’s not going to have this kind of opening forever.

Stew-O: Nasir Moore and CM Banks pull themselves up from the mat, and the two close in to each other and get into a hockey style forearm exchange, drilling forearms into each others heads in rapid succession! Nas is getting the upper hand in the forearm strikes. Double palm strike to the chest by Banks cuts him off! Banks comes after him – SIT OUT JAWBREAKER BY NASIR! That’s got Banks backing away, holding his jaw in pain, and Nas comes right back after Banks only for Banks to hit a THRUST KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! NAS HITS A SHOOT KICK OF HIS OWN INTO THE LEG OF BANKS MID-KICK! NOW NAS SNATCHES THE LEFT LEG AGAIN, ANOTHER DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP! And that’s got Banks rolling out on to the apron just for Nas to come back and hit a ROPE-AIDED DROPKICK TO THE BODY OF BANKS! Banks goes dropping down to ringside, favoring the left knee after having the boots driven into his kidneys! Now Nasir waits for Banks to pull himself back up…. and SPRINGS HIMSELF OVER TO THE ROPES, FAKES HIM OUT BY LANDING HIS FEET ON THE MIDDLE ROPES OUTSIDE THE RING, AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE FOR THE SPRINGBOARD SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! HE JUST TOOK BANKS DOWN!!!! AWESOME move from Nasir Moore, and he eventually gets CM Banks back into the ring and follows up as quickly as he can with a hook of the leg!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO–

Jake Mercer: Banks powers out of that one!

( REPLAY: Nasir Moore hitting the springboard split-legged moonsault to the outside of the ring on CM Banks. )

Jake Mercer: Nasir is in the driver’s seat, and you can tell he’s feeling it! He’s nodding his head and is feeding off of the energy of this incredible environment. Nasir pulls Banks up from the mat after a brief moment and takes Banks up from the mat, hooks the arm and backs into the corner… Banks goes for a couple of body shots, but NAS EXPLODES INTO THE VERTICAL SUPLEX, SENDING NAS RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! The lower half of the body took the brunt of the corner! Banks rolls around again, clutching the left knee, and I’m sorry but that’s just far too much of an opening for Nas to ignore! Nas drags Banks away from the corner by the leg and hits an ELBOW DROP onto the weakened left knee! Banks desperately rolls away towards the ropes now, and Nasir assists Banks to his feet before going for an Irish whip – BUT CHASES BANKS DOWN FROM BEHIND WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE LEFT LEG! Banks falls flat on his back, and Nas runs the ropes parallel to Banks, only to come back with a STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS, FOLLOWED BY THE HOOK OF BOTH LEGS THIS TIME!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Stew-O: KICK OUT BY BANKS! That definitely wasn’t an easy kick out for the EAW Hall of Famer, especially with the left knee looking to be a focal target in this match! CM Banks is already sitting up, trying to muster up enough strength for some type of escape, but Nas clamps down on his advantage with a side headlock forcing Banks to fight his way up from the floor! Nas is using similar pressure tactics to the ones Banks used in their Fire & Steel match! This time Nas is forcing BANKS to fight for every inch, this time Nasir is assuming control of the pace of the match! Banks hammers away a couple of stiff elbows to the ribs, and it forces Nas to let up somewhat on the side headlock as Nas has his back currently to the ropes… now Banks switches positions, and Nas releases the hold just to backpedal a bit and CHARGE RIGHT BACK AT CM BANKS! HOWEVER BANKS STEPS OUT OF THE WAY AND QUICKLY TURNS AROUND TO HIT A STIFF LARIAT, SENDING NASIR MOORE OVER THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING!

Jake Mercer: Nas hits the ringside floor, and Banks goes to the perpendicular ring apron trying to slap feeling into his left knee and loosen every knot in it, so to speak. Now he spots Nas using the apron to pull himself back up, and Banks stands up on his perpendicular side of the ring apron across from the turnbuckle…. he stalks Nasir’s climb… he’s using the ropes to get to a standing base on the apron across from the turnbuckle… AND CM BANKS WITH THE SPRINGBOARD KNEE LIFT!!!! THAT RIGHT KNEE BOUNCES OFF THE SKULL OF NASIR MOORE, AND NAS GOES FLYING OFF THE APRON AND CRASHING RIGHT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP! A DAMNED WELL EXECUTED MOVE FROM CM BANKS, BUT NOW HE WATCHES AS NASIR TRIES DESPERATELY TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP… AND BANKS, WITH A SCOWL ON HIS FACE, RUNS THE ROPES IN THE RING AND SHOOTS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE TO HIT A SUICIDE DIVE ON NASIR MOORE TO THE OUTSIDE! THAT TAKES THE BOTH OF THEM DOWN!

Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!

Stew-O: What a gutsy showing from Banks to hit two extremely risky moves to deal as much damage to his opponent as he can! Sometimes you’ve got to go balls to the wall to regain the leverage you’ve once lost, and in this scenario it’s paid dividends! The referee’s already started up his count, and he’s up to “three” now as Banks is still pulling himself back up and pulling Nas up with him.

Ref: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!

Stew-O: Banks is looking to take Nasir back into the ring, BUT NAS EXPLODES WITH THE EXPLODER HALF AND HALF SUPLEX ON THE APRON!!!!! THAT SENDS BANKS RIGHT ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING, AND HE DROPS TO RINGSIDE SCREAMING AND HOLDING HIS INJURED LEG AGAIN! I THINK THAT BUSTED UP LEFT LEG MUST HAVE BANGED INTO THE APRON OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE EVEN THE OFFICIAL IS CONCERNED BY THAT ONE! That did not look good for CM Banks, Jake!

( Banks lets out a series of expletives while clutching his left knee down on the ringside floor. )

Jake Mercer: Anyone with eyes could tell you that, Stew! The referee slides out of the ring to tend to Banks while Nasir Moore slides back in the ring…. the official screens Banks with a serious of questions, but Banks is just using the referee as a crutch at this point! Meanwhile Nasir Moore rolls back out of the ring in front of us, and has a look locked in on Banks while the referee continues to tend to him. Banks hooks his arm around the official to get him standing, BUT MEANWHILE NASIR TAKES OFF…. HE GOES SPRINTING AROUND THE RING….. AND SHOOTS THROUGH THE CORNER POST FOR THE SUICIDE DIVE TORNADO DDT!!!!!!! CM BANK’S HEAD GOES DRILLED INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!!! AND NOW NASIR MOORE TAKES HIS OPPONENT UP FROM THE MAT, COMPLETELY IGNORING THE REFEREE’S PROTESTS, AND SENDS HIM BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE FOLLOWING UP WITH A COVER! HOOK OF THE WEAKENED LEG!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRRRRRRR-

Stew-O: ANOTHER KICK OUT BY BANKS! You’ve gotta love that! Nas refuses to make the same mistakes twice! He was suckered in once before by Banks playing possum, but this is a completely different side now! There’s not gonna be the same kind of “decorum” as before, he wants to win and he wants to win as soon as he possibly can, but Nasir Moore has so far been wrestling an infinitely smarter match than he did at Diablo! Moore drags CM Banks up from the canvas slowly…. waiting for some sort of life to come back into his opponent… A WILD SLAP ACROSS THE FACE BY BANKS!!! HE PRACTICALLY SLAPPED THE BICUSPIDS OUT OF THE MOUTH OF NAS! BANKS DID THAT FOR A REASON, HE WANTS TO SPARK UP ANGER! AND NAS IGNITES BACK WITH A SLAP OF HIS OWN! ANOTHER SLAP! TURNS BANKS’ FACE BACK AROUND BY THE CHIN, ANOTHER SLAP ACROSS THE FACE! AN ONSLAUGHT OF OPEN PALM STRIKES TO THE FACE, AND HE MUSCLES BANKS UP TO HIS FEET TO HIT AN ANGRY PULSE BOMB!!!! BLUE THUNDER BOMB!!!!! NO THAT GETS COUNTERED BY BANKS! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SPIN OUT BOMB, BANKS IS ABLE TO LAND ON HIS FEET BEHIND NAS! BANKS STUMBLES FOR A SPLIT SECOND, BUT STILL MANAGES TO STRAIGHTEN UP WITH A CLEAN ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE BACK OF NAS’ HEAD! And as you see due to the damage he’s taken Banks isn’t even able to immediately capitalize, he can only collapse to his side and recoup for a little bit while Nas is brought down to all fours.

Jake Mercer: But even in survival mode, Banks’ instincts are still sharp as ever. As Nasir Moore looks to regain a vertical base, Banks crawls on the mat to keep himself behind Nasir and out of sight at all times. Now right as Nas gets back up, Banks POUNCES RIGHT ON HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A MEASURED ELBOW SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! THAT’S FOLLOWED UP BY A SERIES OF MMA STYLE ELBOWS, BRUTAL AND STIFF EXPOSED ELBOW SHOTS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY A FURIOUS CM BANKS! BANKS REFUSES TO HOLD BACK ON THESE BLOWS! NOW THE OFFICIAL HAS TO LITERALLY DRAG THE EAW HALL OF FAMER AWAY FROM NAS BECAUSE NAS IS CROUCHED OVER AND COVERING HIS HEAD, BARELY EVEN ABLE TO RESPOND MUCH LESS DEFEND HIMSELF! Banks takes a little bit of time to regroup himself, sitting there catching his breath after putting everything he had into completely ripping into Nas with those barrage of elbows! Banks uses the ropes to pull himself back up, and he drags Nasir up from the floor…. and hits a HANGMANS ELBOW! NAS COLLAPSES BACK TO THE MAT, LOOKING UP AT THE LIGHTS WITH HIS EYES GLAZED OVER! And Banks stumbles over to the ropes, looking down at Nasir still calculating ways to hurt him in his mind…. before turning his focus to the top turnbuckle!

Stew-O: Now it looks like CM Banks is gonna be paying a rare visit to the high rent district! Banks takes a painstakingly long climb to the top turnbuckle, dragging himself up to the top flight level with a bad knee mind you….. and he eventually stands over an unresponsive Nasir Moore…. raises both fists to the sky…. AND TAKES OFF!!!! THERE IT IS!!!!!! FLYING DRACO!!!!!!!! SOOOARING ACROSS THE RING WITH THE DIVING ELBOW PLANTED STRAIGHT INTO THE HEART OF NASIR MOORE!!!! LATERAL PRESS!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOONEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THRRRRRR-

Stew-O: SHOULDER UP BY NAS! AT THE LAST SPLIT SECOND, NAS FINDS A PULSE, AND HE SURVIVES FOR THE MOMENT!

Jake Mercer: At what point do you kind of ask yourself if it’s worth it? The guy still has another match left to go, and he’s already pushing himself past his limit! If I were him I don’t think I’d try to push my luck any further! Banks has unleashed the kind of punishment in the past that’s shortened careers – hell ended careers! What good is dragging out a battle if it means you lose the war?

Stew-O: Despite all he’s been through Nasir is still showing signs of fight, he’s clawing at the canvas just trying to get something going for himself again after being hit with such a devastating move! CM Banks meanwhile has a calm that’s eerie about him, almost like he knows what’s coming next…. and Banks with the “go to sleep” taunt, he’s watching and waiting as Nasir does everything he possibly can to pull himself up, even going as far as using the ring ropes to do it! Banks is down on his knees waiting, and he pulls himself up to do a burial taunt before turning Nas around… AND BRINGING HIM UP TO HIS SHOULDERS!!!! GTR!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: BANKS COLLAPSES! BANKS’ LEFT KNEE COMPLETELY GIVES OUT! THAT DAMAGED LEG ISN’T EVEN ABLE TO HOLD UP NASIR MOORE — ETHER!!!!!! HELLUVA KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!!!! YOU HEAR THAT SHOT!?!? AND NAS TRIES TO FALL OVER HIS OPPONENT, BUT THE MOMENTUM – AND PERHAPS INTUITION – SENDS BANKS ROLLING OUT OF THE RING AND OUT OF NAS’ GRASP!!!! OHHHHHHHH MAN! SO CLOSE! What a disappointment! You know that has to be just killing Nas inside! He can’t help but hover over the bottom rope while Banks lays at ringside, getting so much distance and recovery time, even if it’s just inches. But that’s the veteran instinct for you, Banks knows wrestling better than Nas probably knows himself!

Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX!

Stew-O: Unfortunate timing and placement for Nas, but now it’s up to him to try to follow through. Banks isn’t showing any inclination to get up from the floor, so Nasir takes the bait and rolls underneath the ropes to pull the dead weight of CM Banks up from the ringside mat. Nasir drags Banks back to the apron, but Banks throws a shot to the face! Banks sits on the apron, and throws another shot! Nas strikes back with a right hand of his own! Right by Banks! And the two start trading blows right there at ringside with Banks having to throw hands while sitting on the ring apron! OH!! NAS WITH THE RASENGAN!!!! SUPERMAN PUNCH HITS THE JAW OF CM BANKS, SENDING HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AND ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING! Nas could try to follow up with a cover, but instead he opts to climb up the turnbuckle this time around! Nas could seize his victory, or perhaps have a repeat of Dia Del Diablo and seal his own fate as well! He’s up at the top… BUT BANKS SPRINTS UP TO HIS FEET, AND SOMEHOW SPRINTS UP THE TURNBUCKLE TO HIT A CLUBBING BLOW TO THE RIBS OF NAS! NOW BANKS CLIMBS UP ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP ALONG WITH NAS….. HE HOOKS ARMS WITH NASIR MOORE, AND HITS A SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!! AND THE SUPERPLEX TRANSITION! ROLLING SUPERPLEX INTO THE BANK VAULT!!!!! ROLLING SUPERPLEX INTO THE ANACONDA VISE!!!!

Jake Mercer: THAT’S IT!!! IT’S OVER!!! WHY DOESN’T HE JUST GIVE UP? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM!?!? HE’S GOING TO DRAIN EVERY OUNCE HE HAS ON TRYING TO WIN ONE MATCH AND POTENTIALLY COST HIMSELF TWO IN THE PROCESS!

Stew-O: NAS AT FIRST WAS HANGING ON BY A THREAD, BUT NOW HE’S SOMEHOW FIGHTING IT! HE’S TOSSING AND TURNING, AND BANKS IS FORCED TO PUT ALL HE HAS INTO THE ANACONDA VISE!!! NAS TRIES DESPERATELY TO CREATE AS MANY PROBLEMS FROM THE GROUND AS HE CAN! NOW NAS FIRES BACK WITH KNEES TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL!!! DESPERATE KNEES HIT THE SKULL OF CM BANKS, BUT BANKS REFUSES TO EVEN SLIGHTLY LET UP! HE YANKS BACK EVEN FURTHER ON THE BANK VAULT!!! NAS DOES HIS BEST TO TEAR AT BANKS’ GRIP, AND HE SENDS SEVERAL MORE KNEE SHOTS UP TO THE BACK OF BANKS’ SKULL! OH MY GOODNESS, ONE OF THOSE KNEES MIGHT HAVE JUST KNOCKED HIM SILLY! BANKS RELEASES THE HOLD AND ROLLS OVER UTTERLY STUNNED!

Jake Mercer: I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THAT’S POSSIBLE!

Stew-O: NAS LAYS FLAT ON HIS FACE JUST LOOKING ON AT BANKS! Maybe that was the last bit that Nas had! Maybe that was the last bit left in the well! Nas looks on from the ground and it’s as if the lights are on but nobody’s home! He’s not even able to respond, he looks drained after what he just went through! A desperate CM Banks crawls over to the turnbuckle to regain some semblance of bearings–

Jake Mercer: WAIT A SECOND NAS EXPLODES UP TO HIS FEET!!!! HE CHARGES OVER AT BANKS!!!!! SECOND ETHER!!!!!!!! CM BANKS COLLAPSES OUT OF THE CORNER AFTER ANOTHER ETHER!!!!!!!!!! AND NAS DROPS OVER HIS OPPONENT!!!!!!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

( “I Am Electric” by Heavens Basement hits as Nasir Moore sits up and has his arm raised by the official. )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… NASIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR MOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!

Jake Mercer: HOLY CRAP!

Stew-O: WHAT AN INCREDIBLE WIN FOR NASIR MOORE! WITHOUT A DOUBT THE BIGGEST WIN IN HIS CAREER!

Jake Mercer: That’s not even up for discussion! NASIR MOORE HAS JUST PINNED CM BANKS!

( Nas tries to drag himself back up with the ropes, and he raises a fist to the crowd and nods his head following the victory. )

Stew-O: Just a stunning display of resilience, of heart, of fortitude from the both of these men! In the end, Nas’ last gasp effort was enough to end the contest; but the true story behind all of this is the just unbelievable amount of growth Nas has made in just one month! ONE MONTH, and Nas was able to recover from each mistake he made in his last encounter with CM Banks and pick up on his legendary opponent to find an answer for every strategy used against him!

Jake Mercer: The level of growth you see in Nasir Moore is the kind that takes some men years! Yet we’ve seen this kid step up to the plate in a major way and knock it out of the park on yet another major stage! I know he’s badly banged up, but let’s hope for his sake a monumental victory like this puts some wind in his sails and helps him coast to the next match in fighting condition! Just unreal!

( Banks is in the ring dazed and barely able to respond, and Nasir looks back while on the ramp with a nod of respect towards his opponent. He continues up the ramp, slapping five with the ramp-side audience. )

[Open Segment]

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and is for the National Elite Championship!

(“Crown of Thorns” by Rakaa ft. Aloe Blacc erupts all around the Krestovsky Stadium. Prince of Phenomenal begins his descent down the ramp in Dynasty-esque bright red ring attire. Many fans in the front row are fanning themselves, intimating it looks hot. However, amongst it all a five year old screams “Edgelord!” Out of the mouths of babes indeed.)

Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger…From Miami Beach, Florida…Weighing in at 215 pounds…PRINCE! OF! PHEEEE-NOOOOO-MEEEEEEE-NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!

Pierre: Ladies and gentlemen, I am Pierre McGuire and this is my colleague Drake “The Commentator” Jaeger standing by as we excitedly await to call this match between two of Showdown’s best in Prince Of Phenomenal and The National Elite Champion, Stark.

Drake: 4/10

Pierre: What?

Drake: Now it’s 3/10. Since yours standards are slipping, I guess I am forced to take over ONCE AGAIN! This rivalry has certainly been hotting up in recent weeks. Their confrontation last week came to blows and of course it was 3 weeks ago when POP connected with the champion’s right nut. Will he find the left one tonight? Let’s find out.

(“Zephyr Song” by Red Hot Chili Peppers hits the Speakers as Stark runs out onto stage. He has his National Elite CHampionship glistening at his waist. Meanwhile in his hands is a kendo stick which he pretends is a guitar, strumming with it along with his theme.)

Announcer: And his opponent…From New York, New York…Weighing in at 210 pounds…He is your NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION! STAAAAARRRRKKKK!!!

Drake: Damn son. Look at this guy. HE’S A ROCK STAR! Can you even imagine having a better National Elite Champion than Stark right now?

Pierre: I’ll hold my judgment until after the match. However, I do find it interesting that Stark is bringing a kendo stick all the way to the ring with him for this title match-up. He can’t possibly be thinking to use it though. It isn’t legal in this match.

Drake: Are you kidding? That’s genius! If Stark gets himself DQed he retains AND he has a weapon set for the post-match beat down. He’s not even hiding his intentions. That’s confidence you want in a champ.

Pierre: Well, in any case the official is refusing to allow the match to start until Stark relinquishes his weapon. Stark begrudgingly complies, but what’s this? He’s pulling to official aside…

Stark (No Mic): I don’t trust that guy. If you want to treat me like this then fine but i ain’t fighting until you pat him down. PAT HIM DOWN!

Pierre: He appears to be urging the official to check Prince of Phenomenal now for concealed weapons. POP is shaking his head with incredulity but he allows it. The official checks under the elbow pads…pats down the leg…SUPERKICK!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Pierre: STARK WITH THE CHEAP SHOT!!! AND THE OFFICIAL IS FORCED TO START THIS MATCH IN A HURRY!

Drake: AHA HAH HA HA!!! OH MY GOD HE SUCKERED HIM SO GOOD! WHAT A CHAMP!!! WHAT A HERO!!! STARK HITS THE ROPES WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM…EGO DEATH!!! HE KNEES POP RIGHT IN THE SKULL!!!

Pierre: HOLD IT! PRINCE EVADED THAT BLOW BY WHAT MUST ONLY BE CENTIMETERS! Stark ends up leaping right into the ropes and POP is quick on his heels. An O’Connor roll and POP transitions him straight up! A HIGH ANGLE BACK SUPLEX DROPS THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK!

Drake: DAMN IT STARK! YOU HAD ONE JOB!!! Prince of Phenomenal turns this around quickly and now he is is looking to punish the champion for his deception. POP TEES OFF WITH A PUNT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! He bends right down and takes a handful of Stark’s glorious mane…and POP continues the assault with a VICIOUS flurry of punches. I just don’t know how to describe it, Pierre. The only thing I have ever seen comparable to this beat down is in Pokemon when your Charizard is paralyzed for life and this cuck’s Mankey keeps lucking out five hits per turn with its fury swipes. LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON? THIS ISN’T HAPPENING?

Pierre: Oh it is happening, alright. Or it was. Prince of Phenomenal drags Stark back to his feet – AND PULLS HIM IN! POP LOOKING FOR AN EARLY CROWN OF THORNS…AND HE HITS IT! THE CROWN OF THORNS CONNECTS!!! WE MAY HAVE A NEW CHAMPION CROWNED HERE IN DOMINANT FASHION AS POP HOOKS THE LEG!

Referee: ONE!…TWO!…THREE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Crown of Thorns” by Rakaa ft. Aloe Blacc fills the Stadium as Prince of Phenomenal has his hand raised in the centre of the ring. He gives a wry smile before taking his newly earned championship and exiting the ring.)

Drake: That was it?!

Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall…. AND NNNEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION…. THE PRINCE! OF!! PHEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNOOOMMMMEEEENNNAAAALLLLLL!!!!

Pierre: It certainly was. Stark came in here with a plan to get the edge on this match early on, but Prince of Phenomenal rallied immediately. He walks out as National Elite Champion after what is probably the most dominant capture of the title in recent memory.

Drake: Welp. All aboard the POP train. Choo Choo! Tragic about Stark but ever forward for Showdown as we welcome the new champ, Prince of Phenomenal, back where he belongs with gold around his waist.

Pierre: It definitely seemed as though Stark entered a whole new frame of mind as of late, and it may have been the death of him in this contest. POP went out of his way to prove he had the now former Champion’s number over these past few weeks, but tonight he cemented it as the absolute reality of the situation.

(A smirking Prince of Phenomenal holds up the National Elite Championship on the stage as Stark remains down in the ring)

Drake: Hey, this is a double win for us – we get a suitable Champion now AND we don’t get pursued by anti-drug companies due to the fact that Stark probably drops more acid than all four Beatles ever did combined! Congrats to POP!

( 60 second commercial sponsored by Popeyes! )

RA: The following contest is a 5 ON 5 EXTREME RULES ELIMINATION MATCH!!!

(The Empire logo dances on the screen before “Formation” by Beyonce plays as the lights take on a golden sheen. Aria wastes no time making her entrance, confidently strutting to the ring before pausing and opening up her jacket. Wrapped around her waist is her newly refurbished belt, which now proudly shows her own custom sideplates. She grins modeling it for a moment before striking her familiar pose.)

RA: Introducing the members of Team Aria: First! From Los Angeles, California!!! She is the EAW Women’s Champion!!! ARIA!!!! JAXON!!!!

(Aria keeps her pose, up till “This Could be Anywhere in the World” by Alexisonfire plays. Madison Kaline makes her own presence known, racing out to stage and running to the left, cheering to the crowd before running to the other side, cheering once again before pausing at Aria. She looks her up and down, staring down at her title with a smile on her face.)

RA: And!!! From Tampa Bay, Florida!!! The Mistress of Death!! MADISON KALINE!!!

(Madison and Aria refuse to move past each other as “Fairy” from King of Fighters plays. April Song confidently strides out, pushing past the two glaring partners and saluting to the crowd to a mixed reaction.)

RA: And!!! From Colorado Springs, Colorado!!! She is the Specialist Champion!!! APRIL!!! SONG!!!

(Almost instantly “Exotic” by Priyanka Chopra ft. Pitbull plays as Consuela Rose Ava walks out to a loud booming cheer from the crowd. She moves to stand beside April Song, casually pulling off her Specialist title and spraying it with Pine Sol as April quickly snatches it, angrily glaring at her.)

RA: And!!! From Frias, Spain!!! She is the Pinesol Princess!!!! CONSUELA!!! ROSE!!! AVA!!!!

(The tension continues to build as the four on the stage continue to glare at each other until “I Just Can’t Wait to be King” by Suburban Legends plays. Savannah Sunshine runs out, past everyone to the booming cheer of the crowd as she waves to them all happily. She is about to run to the ring before stopping and looking at her extremely irritated team. She looks to each of them before shrugging and pulling all of them into a big group hug.)

RA: And! From Candyland, USA by way of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!!!! Double S!!! SAVANNAH SUNSHINE!!!!

SG1: Now this is the team where teamwork is going to be a bit complicated. No one on this team likes each other, except for Savannah who just likes everyone. These girls are going to have to put aside every bit of their differences to win this one, and I don’t know if they can do that.

Gia: They probably hate each other more than their opponents, which isn’t a good thing for a team setting. And you are right SG. If they let their egos get in the way, they won’t see a victory, not by a long shot. Hopefully Savannah being their happy go lucky charm over there can help them all out.

(As the screen fills with black ink “Daughters of Darkness” by Halestorm plays as the lights switch to a deep purple. Cailin confidently strides out first as the guitar riff continues, wearing the broken title around her neck like a trophy as she tugs on her new jacket. Crawling from just under her legs, Alexis makes herself known, holding on to Cailin’s legs as she screams to the camera.)

RA: Introducing first the representatives of Team Cailin!!! They are the Sisters of the Sanatorium! The Daughters of Darkness! CAILIN DILLON!!! AND ALEXIS DIEMOS!!!!

(The two continue to head towards the ring, Alexis crawling between Cailin’s legs as she walks, like an obedient soldier dog before the sound of a coin flip can be heard. “Rainmaker” by Yonosuke Kitamura plays as Azumi Goto strikes a pose behind the two, before pushing past both Cailin and Alexis, heading to the ring.)

RA: And! From Okinawa, Japan! She is THE ALMIGHTY!!! AZUMI GOTO!!!

(“This is Why We Bleed” by Leader plays as Vexx Monroe makes her way onto the stage, tapping her gloves together before roaring to the sky, calmly striding to the ring as she cracks her neck. She bumps shoulders with Cailin as she goes by which gets a sneer from Cailin as she quickly scales the turnbuckle, looking around at the crowd.)

RA: And! From Pietermaritzburg, South Africa!!! SWEET ANARCHY!!! VEXX MONROE!!!

Gia: When you look at a team like this, you have to think that this team would have the most dissension, you know? These are all players that are fighting for very different reasons. But in the end the thing that unites them as that they both hate their opponents more than they hate each other!

SG1: And it’s that bond of hatred that might just unite them together. And this is an environment that promotes that kind of animosity. This is a place that is going to make these girls force each to bleed to death, and only one will get their hand raised at the end, which also is going to cause some tension. They will have to put aside any difference just to hope that their team as a whole will win.

Gia: Well this is a bit confusing though…where is Sophia? She should be the next one coming out here shouldn’t she?

(Cailin and Alexis glance to each other, looking back up at the Titantron above as the camera cuts to backstage. The video feed starts up as Sophia Rose is shown laid out on the ground, holding her bleeding head in pain as medics rush to her. A lead pipe is seen beside her, coated in a similar sheen of blood. As the camera switches back to the arena Alexis and Cailin give each other a knowing grin, simply waiting on the stage.)

SG1: What in gods name happened there?! Who attacked Sophia?!

Gia: Well, don’t look at me for answers! All I know is, whoever did just screwed over Team Cailin! They are down one entire member, and she’s pretty important to the cause of this whole thing! What the hell are they going to do?!

(The lights shut off around the arena, the crowd reacting surprised as what seem to be sniper lasers appear around the arena. As the lasers flash “Kids With Guns” by Gorillaz plays, showing images of a skeleton on the screen, with broken bones.)

SG1: What the hell is all of this?

PA: Kids with Guns. Kids With Guns. Easy does it, easy does it. Think of something to sur-

(The speaker is cut off by the sound of a scratching record.)

PA: AM I A PSYCHO?! AM I PSYCHO?! YEAH I’M A PSYCHO! I GUESS I’M A PSYCHO!

(The lights shoot on the with the sound of a gunshot, revealing…BRODY SPARKS!!! She stands in the center of the stage, her arms spread wide and her left eye covered with an eyepatch, bedazzled in a skull shape with rhinestones. Alexis and Cailin smile to her, as Alexis crawls out from under Cailin’s legs wrapping her arms around her in a tight hug as “Am I a Psycho” by Tech N9ne continues to play.)

RA: AND INTRODUCING, THE FINAL MEMBER OF TEAM CAILIN!!! FROM BROCKTON, MASSACHUSETTS!!! BRODY SPARKS!!!

SG1: WHAT A RETURN!!!! WHAT A RETURN!!! BRODY COULDN’T WAIT TO GET INVOLVED IN THIS MATCH HERE TONIGHT, COULD SHE?!

Gia: Brody Sparks is officially back! And what a way to return!!! Wow!!!!

(As the teams stand in the ring opposite each other Cailin mockingly holds up the broken title in front of Aria, before the teams break into a huddle trying to figure out who wants to go out first. Azumi steps up first for team Cailin as Savannah is chosen for team Aria.)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

SG1: AND HERE WE GO!!! Savannah and Azumi starting for their teams as the two begin to move closer to each other…er…well they were. April tagging herself in against Savannah.

April: “Let me show you how a champion fights.”

Gia: Well, I guess April is going to show Savannah a thing or two. Azumi and April now circling one another and quickly going into a lockup. April with the technical experience here, getting Azumi into an arm wrench and isolates that left arm with another twist. Tugging on it to tighten up the muscles. April with another twist and this one a lot harder, rolling Azumi and sending her to the ground. April following it with a hard kick right to the spine.

SG1: And April with a second hard kick and grabbing Azumi by that same arm again now. Yanking her up to her feet with another twist and dragging her away from her allied corner, keeping her isolated from her team. And…Consuela tags in?!

Consuela: Let me show you how a REAL champ does things.

Gia: Oh…ok. Well, April releasing her hold on Azumi and now the two butting heads as Azumi gets a chance to rest. Azumi taking it, rubbing her arm, but doesn’t let it last for long! Charge by Azumi and a huge leap up for a dropkick!!! CONSUELA PULLS APRIL INTO THE KICK, AND THAT DROPKICK SENDS APRIL OVER THE TOP AND NOW CONSUELA RUSHING THE DOWNED AZUMI!!!

SG1: Slick strategy by the former champion, using her own teammates as a shield here. Consuela throwing hard kicks and punches to the fallen Azumi and lifting her off the ground, throwing her towards the corner with an irish whip. Azumi thudding against it and Consuela quickly running after her!! Azumi though slipping through the ropes and onto the outside to avoid the collision as Consuela stops in her tracks. Azumi getting a breather on the outside with a shake of her head before telling the ref to back Consuela up.

Gia: Azumi trying to get back into the ring but Consuela keeps blocking her path here. But Consuela is also paying a lot of attention to Azumi!!! FROM BEHIND, THERE’S VEXX!!! AND VEXX CHARGING STRAIGHT THROUGH HER WITH A HARD SHOULDER TACKLE!!! AND NOW IT’S BROKEN DOWN!! ARIA, MADISON, AND SAVANNAH GETTING INTO THE RING NOW AS CAILIN, ALEXIS, AND BRODY JOINS VEXX AND IT’S A SLUGFEST BETWEEN THE GROUP. APRIL STILL ON THE OUTSIDE RECOVERING FROM THAT SURPRISE DROPKICK!!! CONSUELA GETTING TO HER FEET, AND NOW HERE COMES AZUMI, CHARGING IN WITH A SHINING WIZARD RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES OF CONSUELA!!!

SG1: Jesus!! And the group is still fighting one another here as Aria is having to fight off Cailin here. Alexis and Madison having a slugfest here as Brody goes right after Savannah, throwing her over the top rope. Brody tapping her feet before racing off the ropes, going for a dive here! AND THERE’S APRIL!!! APRIL SAVING SAVANNAH WITH A LEAPING DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF BRODY’S HEAD!!! Quick save by April and Brody holding her head as she heads back to her corner. The ref getting involved now, separating out the fighting group as Consuela and Azumi move to their respective corners. Azumi tagging in Vexx and Consuela tagging in the still fresh Savannah. And Vexx wasting little time, exploding out of the corner and charging right towards Savannah who quickly slips past her and throws a kick to the thigh. A second kick by Savannah. And a third. Going for a fourth but this time Vexx catches it, and there’s an inside leg trip.

Gia: Vexx following Savannah down and moving into a half guard mount! Starting to throw strikes here but Savannah responds with an elbow from the ground, forcing a break and giving both girls some breathing room here. Vexx rubbing her nose as Savannah paces a bit, looking startled from that. Vexx just laughing to herself as she moves closer to Savannah, throwing a mock strike. Savannah responding with a VERY REAL CHOP TO THE CHEST OF VEXX!!! VEXX WITH A CHOP BACK!!! KNIFE EDGE CHOP BY SAVANNAH!!! AND VEXX WITH A SECOND CHOP!!! SAVANNAH RESPONDING WITH A KICK TO THE STOMACH!!! HOOKING THE HEAD, GOING FOR A NECKBREAKER BUT VEXX THROWS HER TO THE ROPES!!! SAVANNAH REBOUNDING OFF, RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF VEXX!!! VEXX GOING FOR A GERMAN BUT SAVANNAH BLOCKS IT AND SWITCHES AROUND!!! GERMAN OF HER OOOOOWWWWNNN-NO!!! BLOCKED BY VEXX THIS TIME AND VEXX WITH HARD ELBOWS TO BREAK THE HOLD!! VEXX SPINNING AROUND AND CATCHES SAVANNAH WITH A HARD LARIAT!!!

SG1: Both these girls pretty new here, a good way of seeing just how dangerous they can be when unleashed. Vexx herself displaying ferocious power right now, grabbing Savannah by the hair and slowly tugging her up. Vexx with a hard elbow to the jaw, and SAVANNAH RESPONDS WITH ONE OF HER OWN THAT STUNS VEXX!!! SAVANNAH WITH A SECOND ELBOW!!! AND A THIRD!!! SAVANNAH OFF THE ROPES NOW AND HITTING A FOURTH ELBOW THAT DOESN’T DROP VEXX!! OFF THE ROPES AGAIN, BUT VEXX DROPS DOWN!!! SAVANNAH DROPPING DOWN AS WELL, RIGHT NEXT TO HER!!!…wait why? Savannah and Vexx lying beside each other now. Vexx looking to see where Savannah went and shoots up seeing she’s right next to her. Savannah herself rolling towards Vexx now, and Vexx leaping up to avoid the trip. Savannah rolling the other way now, and again Vexx jumps. One more time by Savannah and Vexx jumping again…SAVANNAH LIFTS UP ON VEXX’S WAY DOWN!!! CATCHING HER IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION!!!!

Gia: What a…well I won’t call it a strategy. What an interesting turn of events. Savannah spinning her around holding Vexx up high. Savannah turning one more time AND HERE COMES AZUMI!!! AZUMI WITH A SUPERKICK TO SAVANNAH!!! NO!!! SAVANNAH DUCKS THE KICK AND VEXX CATCHES IT INSTEAD!!! SAVANNAH USING THE MOMENTUM AS WELL…ELECTRIC CHAIR BOMB TO VEXX AND SAVANNAH BRIDGING THROUGH WITH IT FOR THE COVER!!!

OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!

AZUMI QUICK TO BREAK IT UP, MAKING UP FOR HER MISTAKE THERE!!! Savannah with some interesting moves there, showing us what she is capable of as she rolls away from Vexx, crawling forward and reaching for a tag to Aria. Nearly has it, AND AZUMI DIVES RIGHT INTO ARIA’S STOMACH, KNOCKING HER OFF THE APRON! SAVANNAH GOING FOR MADISON BUT MADISON GETS PULLED DOWN BY CAILIN AND CONSUELA GETS YANKED OFF BY ALEXIS!!! BRODY GOING FOR A CHARGE AGAINST APRIL, BUT APRIL RESPONDS WITH A HUGE KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF BRODY!!! SAVANNAH REACHING FOR APRIL…BUT VEXX IS AWAKE!!! VEXX PULLING HER BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND HER STOMACH!!! DEADLIFT…GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! DEADLIFT GERMAN CONNECTS AND THE BRIDGE!!! COVER!!!

OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

KICKOUT BY SAVANNAH!!

SG1: Frustration building here on Vexx as she grabs Savannah by the hair, once again throwing some hard ground and pound strikes here. Alexis calling to Vexx from the corner and tapping her feet impatiently. Alexis really wanting to get into this thing. And Vexx pounces forward! THERE’S THE TAG TO ALEXIS!!! AND SAVANNAH GETTING THE TAG IN ON APRIL!!! APRIL RUSHING RIGHT TOWARDS ALEXIS AND ALEXIS CATCHES A HARD RIGHT HAND!!! ALEXIS RESPONDS WITH A RIGHT HAND OF HER OWN, AND NOW BOTH WOMEN EXCHANGING HANDS!!! SHOT AFTER SHOT, BUT APRIL IS THE ONE WITH THE ADVANTAGE HERE!!! APRIL GOING FOR ONE LAST PUNCH AND ALEXIS DUCKS IT AND CATCHES HER WITH A HARD FOREARM TO THE JAW! April delivering forearms of her own now, forcing her back as much as she can! April now, racing to the ropes, but Alexis follows her and quickly delivers a knee to the stomach. Alexis now with an irish whip sending April across the ring, April flying back and directly into a back elbow by Alexis who just laughs in response to the coughing girl.

Gia: Well, she’s a sick and twisted person SG. You think that she would react in any other way to her? Alexis pulling April up to her feet by her hair and throws her to the ropes. April hooking onto them, preventing herself from going back, but here comes Alexis! RIGHT INTO A HEADBUTT BY APRIL, WHICH CATCHES HER IN THE JAW!!! ALEXIS STUNNED INSTANTLY AND NOW APRIL WITH A SWIFT KICK TO THE KNEE, SENDING ALEXIS TO THE GROUND!!! APRIL CATCHING HER HEAD…SNAP DDT BY APRIL AND SHE’S HOOKED ONTO THE HEAD STILL!!! APRIL LAYING ALEXIS OUT…BRIDGING OVER!!! LAST CHANCERY LOCK!!! APRIL SHOWCASING HER TECHNICAL ABILITY WITH THAT LAST CHANCERY!!! WHAT AN AMAZING HOLD BY APRIL AS ALEXIS STRUGGLES TO BREAK FREE OF IT!!!

SG1: Don’t count her out, Alexis isn’t tapping yet!!! Alexis still trying to fight out…AND BITES ONTO THE HAND OF APRIL!!! ALEXIS ACTUALLY BITING THE HAND OF APRIL SONG TO BREAK THE HOLD!!! APRIL RELEASING THE HOLD BUT ALEXIS HANGS ON WITH HER TEETH, AS BOTH GIRLS START TO RISE UP!!! APRIL WITH A HARD SLAP TO THE FACE OF ALEXIS, AND THAT MAKES HER LET GO, AND ALEXIS RESPONDS WITH AN ELBOW TO THE JAW FOR HER TROUBLE!!! APRIL FORCED TO BACK AWAY AS ALEXIS CHARGES TO HER, HITTING A HARD CLOTHESLINE THAT SENDS HER TO THE GROUND!!!

Gia: Blistering amount of force off of that clothesline and now Alexis dragging April by the arm back to her corner and tagging in Brody Sparks!!! BRODY IS FINALLY OFFICIALLY IN THIS MATCHUP!!! And you can see Brody smirking as she watches April Song, touching the eyepatch over her eye. April, struggling to get back to her feet as Brody…TEARS OFF THE EYEPATCH!!! BRODY IS FULLY HEALED FROM THAT ORBITAL BONE INJURY!!! THIS GIRL IS A FREAK OF NATURE!!!

SG1: And she’s a freak that wants to fight with all her might against the woman that currently holds her title. Brody charging right towards the fallen April Song, stamping her feet violently against her chest and keeping her in the corner! Brody with a few more stomps and runs the ropes, PLANTING HER BODY DIRECTLY INTO APRIL WITH A CROSSBODY IN THE CORNER!!! Brody now crawling away like a wild animal and screams to the crowd who is CHEERING HER?! WHY ARE THEY CHEERING THIS DERANGED LUNATIC?!

Gia: BECAUSE SHE’S BACK! Because Brody Sparks has returned with a smile on her face and violence in her heart! Brody lifting up April, tossing her towards the opposite corner now! Hard irish whip and April bounces off the turnbuckles…AND GET’S CAUGHT IN THE BACK BY A HUGE RUNNING DROPKICK BY BRODY, SENDING APRIL HEAD FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! Consuela has had enough! Quick tag in and Consuela is now in this match! Brody licking her lips now…and listen to this crowd. On their feet for these two to finally go at each other!

SG1: Consuela hopping over the ropes and circling Brody. Brody doing the same and quickly charges Consuela who…ducks between the ropes.

Consuela: DESCANSO! DESCANSO! DESCANSO! DESCANSO!

SG1: What is she saying?

Gia: Break. She’s asking the ref to break them apart, since she’s in the ropes.

SG1: She knows this is a no dq match doesn’t she?

Gia: Apparently not! Brody hooking the top rope and leaps over! Leg drop to the draped Consuela!!! HER NECK HITTING THE APRON ON THE WAY DOWN!!! BRODY IS IN RARE FORM HERE TONIGHT!!! BRODY NOW POINTING HER FINGER LIKE A PISTOL TOWARDS CONSUELA!!! BRODY LEAPING UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, SPRINGBOARD TO THE TOP AND LEAPS OFF!! CATCHING THE TOP OF HER HEAD!!! DDT ON THE OUTSIDE BY BRODY SPARKS!!! JESUS!!!

SG1: Brody Sparks is in official firm control here, as she grabs the fallen Consuela, grasping her by the tights and throwing her back into the ring, before she herself rolls in! Brody grabbing the arms of Consuela…and drops straight down! HEADLOCK!!! RINGS OF SATURN!!! THE ILLUMINATION LOCKED IN ON CONSUELA AND CONSUELA IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! NOWHERE FOR HER TO GO!!!

Gia: Brody has that lock in on her tight!!! Slamming her feet against the ring to drive this move in tighter on Consuela!! Consuela is struggling painfully here, trying her hardest to fight out of this move! And Consuela…WISELY ROLLS HER BODY OVER, PINNING DOWN BRODY SPARKS!!!

OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!

BRODY RELEASES THE HOLD AND BREAKS THE PIN!!! Consuela struggling up to her feet as Brody quickly stands up, racing towards Consuela! CONSUELA TWISTING AROUND!!! LARIAT!!! LARIAT TO BRODY WHICH FLIPS HER INSIDE OUT!!! WHAT A CLOTHESLINE!!! Consuela holding her arms in pain before heading towards her corner! You can see Aria is ready to come in, pacing back and forth rapidly right now! The crowd urging the tag as Brody crawls to her own corner, holding her head in agony! Brody with a hard leap, AND SHE TAGS IN AZUMI!!! AZUMI GETS TAGGED IN QUICKLY!!! AND CONSUELA TAGS IN ARIA!!! AND THIS PLACE IS ERUPTING RIGHT NOW!!!

Gia: The isolation didn’t pan out for Team Cailin, Aria is finally in action. Azumi quick to run in but gets taken down by a clothesline from the Women’s Champ. Aria turning her attention to both Alexis and Cailin who both quickly duck out of the ring, not too eager to face her wrath just yet. Aria turning her focus back onto Azumi, picking her up and delivering a hip toss! Azumi being thrown halfway across the ring from that, popping up to her knees as Aria swings in! RUNNING KNEE LIFT CATCHING AZUMI DIRECTLY UNDER THE CHIN!!! WHAT A SHOT!!! And Aria feeling the roar of the crowd here, urging Azumi to get back up. Azumi rising to her feet as she holds her jaw as Aria whips her over to her own corner. Aria with a charge in but Azumi dives underneath her legs, heading for a tag on her corner, but Aria spins around, hooking the leg of Azumi and tugging her back. Keeping her away from her teammates. Aria, pulling Azumi up by that one leg…SLAMMING IT KNEE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS! Azumi clutching at that leg in agony now as Aria grabs at it again, slamming it down once more. Working on the leg and delivering a swift thigh kick to follow up. Azumi trying to kick her away, before shoving her back. Azumi back up to her feet now, and Aria charging towards her! Azumi, ducking underneath the strike, and reaches up, tagging in…HERE COMES CAILIN!!!

SG1: FINALLY! FINALLY! FACE TO FACE ONCE AGAIN, CAILIN DILLON AND ARIA JAXON!! Cailin watching Aria casually with a smirk on her face, getting into the ring as Aria motions for her to come on. To bring it! Cailin smirking as she leans against the corner, just watching Aria pound her feet. Cailin readying her fist for a strike and…tags in Vexx?

Cailin: Nope. You aren’t ready for me. You aren’t. Not yet.

Gia: ARIA IS NOT HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!! ARIA RACING STRAIGHT FOR CAILIN WHO QUICKLY GETS OUT OF THE RING AS VEXX CHARGES IN!!! HOLLOW POINT!!! SPEAR!!! SPEAR!!! SPEAR BY VEXX!!! SPEAR BY VEXX!!! COVER!!! COVER!!!

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ARIA JAXON WITH THE HARD KICK OUT! ARIA WITH THE KICKOUT!!! VEXX STARING DOWN TOWARDS ARIA WITH SHOCK ON HER FACE AND SLAMS HER FISTS INTO THE MAT, SCREAMING TO THE SKY! VEXX TUGGING ARIA UP BY HER HAIR, BEFORE SETTING HER ONTO HER SHOULDERS!!! GOING FOR THE TORTURE RACK!!! MIDNIGHT HAZE!!! MIDNIGHT HA-NO!!! ARIA WITH THE REVERSAL, SLIDING ONTO HER FEET AND…REVERSE STO!!! REVERSE STO!!! AND TRANSITION INTO THE KOJI CLUTCH!!! ARIA LOCKING IN THE 187, AND VEXX HAS NOW WAY TO GET A ROPE BREAK!! VEXX REACHING FOR A TAG AND CAILIN DROPPING OFF THE ROPES, TAKING ALEXIS WITH HER AS VEXX SCREAMS FOR HELP!!!

SG1: NO CHOICE!!! NO ROPE BREAKS!!! AND VEXX TAPS!!! VEXX TAPS!!!

RA: VEXX MONROE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Gia: WHAT KIND OF TEAMMATES ARE THESE? JUST LETTING VEXX GET ELIMINATED LIKE THAT?!

SG1: Cailin doesn’t want to waste her time with Aria, and she wasn’t going to get into the ring with someone like her when she could conserve her strength. Cailin is a tactician. And you can see right now, Cailin instructing Azumi to get back into the ring picking her to be the next combatant as Aria simply kicks Vexx away from her, calling for Azumi to get into the ring! Azumi looking towards Cailin and Alexis for backup as the two get back onto the apron, before she slides into the ring herself, staying near her corner to keep Aria away. Aria advancing forward anyway, and Azumi quick to respond with a snap kick to the knee, sending Aria head first into the top turnbuckle! Aria bouncing against it as Azumi throws strikes to her stomach, before sliding away from the corner. The ref checking on Azumi who seems to be talking about a pain in her knee from earlier as Cailin and Alexis go to work on Aria in the corner, throwing punches and kicks to the Women’s Champion before Azumi returns to the corner! Azumi with a stomping kick to the stomach of Aria and planting her boot right onto the throat of Aria.

Gia: Azumi keeping the air knocked away from Aria but Aria starting to get to her feet, holding onto the leg of Azumi. Aria hooking the leg, going for a dragon screw but Azumi with a harsh kick to the side of the face of Aria with her free leg! Aria releasing her hold on Azumi, and Azumi forced to back into the corner as she tags in Brody! Brody once again back into this matchup, hopping over the top rope and twisting!!! Corkscrew dropkick by Brody Sparks who screams to the crowd as Aria shakes her head on the ground, looking back at her team. Aria dragging herself backwards, trying to get in a tag as Brody measures her…CHARGING STRAIGHT AHEAD!!! BRODY SPARKS GOING FOR THE PUNT KIIIIIIIIIICK…ARIA HOOKS THE LEG OF BRODY AND DROPS HER FACE FIRST ONTO THE MAT!!! ARIA ROLLING THROUGH THE HOLD AND LOCKING IN A SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB ON BRODY WHO SCREAMS IN AGONY AS SHE TRIES TO FIGHT OUT OF IT!!! THE TACTICAL ABILITY OF ARIA JAXON ON FULL DISPLAY HERE!!!

SG1: Yeah but Aria isn’t in the best of shape right now. And Brody is already worming her way through…Brody fighting out of the Boston Crab and kicks Aria away. Aria going back first into her corner as April Song tags in! April Song quick to get into the ring now, charging immediately for the fallen Brody Sparks! Brody twisting out of the way of the stomp, and rolls to avoid the second one. Brody getting up to her feet as quick as she can as April Song throws some measured punches to the head of Brody. Brody taking them all with a laugh and April throwing a spinning backfist! Brody ducks underneath the shot and takes hold of April’s arms!!! BRODY LIFTING HER UP!!! LOCKING IN A GOREY SPECIAL ALMOST IMMEDIATELY ON APRIL!!! THE STRENGTH OF BRODY SPARKS ON FULL DISPLAY…MOTH TO A FLAME!!! GOREY SPECIAL REVERSED INTO AN STO!!! APRIL’S HEAD BOUNCING OFF THE MAT AS BRODY ROLLS HER INTO A COVER!!!

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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

RA: April Song has been eliminated!!!

Gia: And that’s an emphatic elimination by Brody Sparks!!! Brody eliminating April Song decisively in that matchup. Consuela though quick to head into the ring as the next teammate, heading for the still down Brody, and delivering multiple stomps to her back and stomach. Consuela trying to keep Brody down on the ground. Consuela probably was under the belief that she had retired Brody, so seeing her back this soon, that has to be a bit of a shock for her. Consuela, continuing these stomps, before fully pulling Brody up to her feet. Quick irish whip to the ropes, Azumi getting the blind tag in on Brody as Brody rebounds off! Brody leaping up, catching Consuela around the head with a hurricanrana, but Consuela counters with a cartwheel, back up to her feet as Azumi rolls in! Azumi moving in for an attack but Consuela with a hard kick to the stomach! Consuela throwing Azumi’s bent body to Brody, who catches her, and CONSUELA WITH A LEAPING NECKBREAKER TO BRODY, DRIVING AZUMI’S HEAD INTO THE MAT IN A DDT!!! WHAT A GROUPING OF MOVES BY CONSUELA!!! CONSUELA FINALLY GETTING BACK INTO THE MIX OF THINGS AS BRODY ROLLS UNCEREMONIOUSLY OUT OF THE RING!!! CONSUELA, TAPPING HER LEGS AGAINST THE RING AS AZUMI STARTS TO STRUGGLE UP TO HER FEET!!! CONSUELA OFF THE ROPES!!! KNEE OF DEATH!!! NO!!! AZUMI HAD IT SCOUTED AND DODGES PAST IT!!! CONSUELA WITH A QUICK STOP, TURNS AROUND…KAMIGOYE!!! KAMIGOYE!!! A KNOCKOUT KNEE FROM AZUMI TO CONSUELA!!! Azumi quick to grab her legs, sweeping her off her feet and going for a cover, AND CONSUELA ROLLS THROUGH IT COMPLETELY!!! HOOKING THE LEG AND LOCKING THE HEAD!!! STF!!! STF!!! INVERTED STF LOCKED INTO PLACE!!! AVA LOCK APPLIED TO AZUMI AND AZUMI IS TRYING TO STRUGGLE HER WAY OUT OF THE HOLD!!! Azumi with a pained crawl towards the ropes, reaching out to take hold of them…but Consuela fully rolls her back, and is bending her nearly in half for this hold!!!! Azumi struggling again but it’s no use…Azumi is about to taaaaap…AND ALEXIS DRIVING A STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE SPINE OF CONSUELA!!!

SG1: Alexis just barely getting in there in time to save Azumi as Consuela is forced to break up the hold. Alexis being the one that wants to keep her team at an equal playing field, if not having an advantage altogether. Consuela holding her spine in agony as Alexis swings that chair again! Consuela ducks the chair strike and turns…KNEE OF DEATH!!! KNEE OF DEATH RIGHT TO THE CHIN OF ALEXIS WHO TUMBLES OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE FLOOR!!! CONSUELA THOUGH STILL WOBBLY ON HER FEET AND STUMBLES TO HER CORNER AS SAVANNAH IS TAGGED IN! THE RAY OF SUNSHINE HAS DROPPED BACK INTO THIS MATCHUP AS SHE HEADS TO THE RING!!! Azumi finding herself crawling towards the apron, trying to wake up a fallen Alexis I think. Savannah grabbing hold of Azumi and dragging her out from the edge of the ring…AND GETS CRACKED RIGHT ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WITH A KENDO STICK!!! AZUMI HAS HER WEAPON OF CHOICE!!! AND WHAT A SHOT THAT WAS!!! HOW DID SHE GET HOLD OF THAT?!

Gia: Alexis must have grabbed it as she was crawling around on the outside of the ring. Savannah holding the top of her head in agony here as Azumi draws herself up to her feet. Savannah is basically out on her feet…and Azumi is having none of it!!! RUNNING THE ROPES!!! KAMIGOYE TO SAVANNAH SUNSHINE!! EMPHATIC BICYCLE KNEE TO THE JAW OF SAVANNAH WHO IS DROPPED TO THE FLOOR AS AZUMI IS QUICK TO GO FOR A COVER HERE!!!

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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

RA: Savannah Sunshine has been eliminated!

SG1: What an amazing and shocking elimination there by Azumi, picking up a win for her team. Azumi turning around to prepare for the next opponent as, SWEET JESUS!!!

Gia: AFTERLIFE!!! AFTERLIFE!!! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL BY MADISON KALINE AND THAT JUST SPUN AZUMI THROUGH ALL 9 CIRCLES OF HELL!!! MADISON WITH THE COVER!!!

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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

RA: Azumi Goto has been eliminated!!

SG1: Well that was shocking! Madison Kaline appearing from out of nowhere, just to run straight through Azumi without a moment’s hesitation. Madison with a kick to Azumi, forcing her out of the ring as she awaits her next challenger. And it looks like it’s going to be the new sister in the family Cailin…nevermind! Alexis quick to slide into the ring, crawling towards Madison…almost…revering her it seems. Madison looking down at her former sister as the two of them lock eyes. This is almost disturbing.

Gia: Alexis drawing closer to Madison, she’s right at her boots now and…runs her tongue up the boot…and the leg…all the way up to her neck. And now the two lock eyes face to face. These two were akin to blood siblings and this is how they have turned out. I don’t know how to feel about this kind of thing, but seeing that happen, that almost felt ritual like. Alexis and Madison gazing deep into each other’s eyes before Madison begins to throw strikes of her own towards Alexis. Alexis responding with forearms back and now the two are just laying into one another! Alexis with hard forearms as Madison throws forearms of her own! AND THEY AREN’T STOPPING! THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET RIGHT NOW AS BOTH GIRLS CONTINUE TO THROW STRIKE AFTER STRIKE INTO EACH OTHERS FOREHEADS!!! The forearms ceasing as the two are worn out. Madison throwing a full uppercut into the jaw of Alexis, and Alexis responding with a kick to the stomach of Madison. Madison doubled over but still gets her body up to deliver a hard elbow into the forehead of Alexis! Alexis responding with an elbow of her own that seems to stun Madison..but not for long! Madison going for a discus clothesline but her arm is kicked away by Alexis!! HEADBUTT! HUGE HEADBUTT BY ALEXIS TO MADISON’S FOREHEAD AND BOTH GIRLS COLLAPSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Jesus!

SG1: Both girls out on the floor right now and you can see both sides of their teams racing around the ring, trying to get them to rise up. You can see Madison stirring now, blood pooling from her forehead off of that headbutt. And you can see the same for Alexis…actually Alexis’ looks a lot worse. Head really busted heavily here. Madison starting to pull herself back to her feet though, but she’s not heading over to her corner. Madison instead moving right back to Alexis, grabbing her sister by the hair and dragging her up. Alexis though, throwing her hands aside and throwing a hard strike to the jaw! Madison visibly rocked there, holding her jaw as Alexis backs away! Letting out that creepy laugh and running right towards Maddie!!! BRONCO BUSTER COMING, LOOKING FOR “AND SHE LAUGHS!” NO!! MADISON NOT GOING DOWN!!! MADISON REMAINING ON HER FEET AND THROWING ALEXIS INTO THE AIR! ALEXIS DROPPING DOWN ONTO HER FEET!! MADISON THROWING MULTIPLE JABS AT ALEXIS FOREHEAD BEFORE HITTING THE ROPES!!! ALEXIS DUCKING A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT AND RUNNING THE ROPES HERSELF!!! SLIDE UNDER BY MADISON, WHO IS QUICK TO STAND UP!!! ALEXIS BOUNCING BACK!!! BRONCO BUSTER!!! “AND SHE LAUGHS” CONNECTS!!!

Gia: These two sisters know each other so well!!! Alexis holding her head in agony here though; she is bleeding a lot! Madison as well has a gusher of a head wound! Alexis scrabbling out of the ring, looking under the ring for a weapon of some sort. Madison starting to stir here, holding her head to try and stop some of the bleeding as Alexis slides back in with…what the hell is that in her hands?

SG1: Well whatever it is, it doesn’t look like it’s going to be good for Madison. Alexis urging her to get up as she cups the item in her hands. I can’t really make out what it is! Madison rising up a bit more to her feet, staring up at Alexis. Alexis calmly moving forward and pressing that item against Madison’s head. JESUS CHRIST! THAT’S A STAPLE GUN! ALEXIS USING A STAPLE GUN ON MADISON’S FOREHEAD, AND MADISON CAN’T PULL AWAY!!! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SISTERS ARE THESE TWO?!

Gia: Well, this is what any kind of psycho family has to offer each other. Staple Guns and Clotheslines. Madison screaming in agony as Alexis continues to staple her forehead, but not for long! Aria and Consuela getting into this ring to break it up, but here comes Brody Sparks and Cailin Dillon, keeping this at a stalemate! Madison finally pushing Alexis away from her, and getting up to her feet as Alexis tosses the Staple Gun to the ground and grabs at Madison’s neck! Going for the Carnival of Corruption, that Hangman’s Facebuster! Madison though, shoving Alexis away…going for the Afterlife!!! ALEXIS TWISTING THE ARM OF MADISON AROUND AND LEAPING THROUGH!!! THE SMILE OF MADNESS! SMILE OF MADNESS!!! SOMERSAULT REVERSE DDT!!! COVER BY ALEXIS!!!

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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

RA: Madison Kaline has been eliminated!!!

SG1: What a painful elimination by Alexis, forcing Madison out of this match and now giving her team the advantage! Alexis though, stumbling up to get herself to a standing position, seemingly unable to figure out where she is. And the ref is trying to figure out who the legal man is right now. Consuela and Aria both want in on this thing…and it looks like it’s going to be Consuela!!! Consuela pushing past the ref and heading right for Alexis, but Alexis has it scouted! Ducking the strike and hooking Consuela’s head! Twisting her up…going for that facebuster!!! CONSUELA USING HER MOMENTUM DOWN TO CATCH ALEXIS’ LEG AND DRIVING HER TO THE MAT, PUSHING HER FORWARD AND…AVA LOCK LOCKED IN!!! INVERTED STF LOCKED IN OUT OF NOWHERE!!! WHAT A MOVE BY CONSUELA!!! AND ALEXIS IS IN TOO MUCH PAIN TO RESIST THIS!!! ALEXIS WITH A QUICK TAP OUT!!!

RA: Alexis Diemos has been eliminated!

Gia: And once again the two teams tying up their numbers effectively. Neither side with a distinct advantage here as Consuela gets to her feet. And there wasn’t even time for a decision, Brody Sparks quick to hit the ring and gunning right for Consuela!!! Consuela and Brody throwing hands and Brody switching to shots to the stomach, trying to wind Consuela! Consuela responding with a hard knee to the stomach of Brody who rocks backward. Brody rebounding back and Consuela catching her off the rebound, setting her up on top of her shoulders! ELECTRIC!!! CHAIR!!! DRIVER!!! LEMON PLEDGE CONNECTS!!! LEMON PLEDGE CONNECTS!!! COVER!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

RA: Brody Sparks has been eliminated!!!

Gia: Consuela is mowing through the competition here! Consuela rising up to her feet, a bit staggered here. EYES OF TEXAS!!! EYES OF TEXAS!!! Cailin Dillon with an Eyes of Texas out of nowhere, connecting it right between Consuela’s eyes!!! Consuela falling to the ground and a cover by Cailin, her eyes locked in on Aria’s.

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

RA: Consuela Rose Ava has been eliminated!!!

SG1: And then there were two! Rapid fire eliminations on both sides and we are left with the storied rivals of Cailin Dillon and Aria Jaxon once more. Cailin glaring towards Aria as she steps between the ropes cautiously…and that’s a first. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Aria actually afraid of getting into the ring with someone.

Gia: This isn’t the Cailin that she grew up with in EAW, SG. This is a dangerous and vindictive Cailin, and one that isn’t afraid to do ANYTHING to get what she wants. Cailin moving closer to Aria here, and Aria with nowhere to go. Aria trying to go to the right but Cailin simply following her movements and forcing her back into the corner. Cailin is just…this is…I don’t know what one could consider this but psychological torture is what I would describe it as. Cailin leaning in closer to Aria and…kissing her?!

SG1: What the hell?! Cailin with a kiss to Aria’s forehead. Tenderly as well, like she actually cares. NEVERMIND! KISS DELIVERED AND NOW RAINING PUNCHES TO THE SKULL OF ARIA, DIRECTLY WHERE SHE PUT THE KISS!! STIFF RIGHT HANDS, TRYING TO OPEN HER UP AS ARIA TRIES TO COVER UP!!! IT’S NOT GOING TO MATTER THOUGH, CAILIN CONTINUING TO THROW STRIKES AGAINST HER HEAD, OPENING HER UP!!! THE REF ACTUALLY BREAKING THE TWO OF THEM APART, BUT CAILIN THROWS THE REF ASIDE AND RUSHES BACK TO CONTINUE THROWING PUNCHES TOWARDS ARIA!! ARIA THOUGH ABLE TO FIGHT OUT OF THE CORNER AND DUCKS UNDER THE STRIKE, THROWING STRIKES OF HER OWN TOWARDS CAILIN!!! CAILIN AND ARIA TRADING BLOWS BACK AND FORTH HERE! Cailin losing her advantage and drops down, as Aria begins to get the shots in! CAILIN SCOOPING ARIA UP IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY! CAILIN FEIGNING AN INJURY, AND ARIA IS IN POSITION FOR THE TRAILER PARK DEVASTATION!!! NOOO! ARIA FIGHTING OUT OF IT!!! ARIA FIGHTING OUT OF THE MOVE AND DROPPING DOWN BEHIND CAILIN!!! Cailin spinning around, only to catch a hard kick to the stomach from Aria!!! Aria pointing to the ropes…LEAPS UP!! SPRINGBOARD!!! GOING FOR THE HOLLYWOOD HANGOVER!!! SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG COMING!!! NO!!! CAILIN HAD IT SCOUTED!!! CAILIN GRABBING AT ARIA’S ARM ON THE WAY DOWN AND DROPPING HER CHEST FIRST TO THE MAT!!! OMOPLATA!!! OMOPLATA SHOULDER LOCK BY CAILIN!!! LONGHORN LOCK IS LOCKED INTO PLACE!!!

Gia: This move puts a lot of pressure on Aria’s arm and shoulder here!! And Aria has no rope breaks to rely upon!!! Cailin is in a great position as well!!! Pushing forward on the arm and shoulder with all of her might, trying to snap it! Cailin doesn’t even care if Aria taps or not, she just wants to break her arm. Aria screaming painfully to the ref, trying her hardest to fight out of it! Jesus, Aria isn’t going to tap out! Aria is refusing to tap out here as she keeps trying to move! Aria scrabbling on the ground to get leverage. OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!

SG1: ARIA’S ARM JUST WENT FURTHER BACK THAN I THINK WAS INTENDED BY THE HUMAN BODY!!! ARIA SCREAMING IN AGONY HERE AS THE REF DIVES DOWN TO CHECK ON HER!

Ref: Aria!! Aria, do you want to quit?! Do you want to quit?!

Aria: FUCK! YOU!

Gia: Aria shaking her head to the ref as Cailin continues to apply her pressure to the shoulder, still trying to snap the arm…if it isn’t already broken! Cailin adjusting for a better position…AND ARIA TAKES THE CHANCE!!! ARIA ROLLING HER BACKWARDS, AND PINNING HER DOWN IN A BRIDGED SCHOOLBOY!!!

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TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

RA: HERE’S YOUR WINNER!!! TEAM ARIA!!!

(“Formation” by Beyonce starts up, but quickly stops as Cailin forces Aria back down onto the Omoplata, wrenching the arm tighter with a furious scream as Aria screams in agony, slamming her hand on the ground in a tapping motion, tears streaming down her face. The ref quickly gets between the two, forcing Cailin off as she backs away, a sadistic smile on her face as the refs move to check on Aria’s arm.)

Gia: Aria pulled out all the stops for a win there, and even then she just barely scraped through with a victory.

SG1: I think that’s a testament to the women that were here for this matchup, but more than that, Aria caught a glimpse of this much darker and vicious side to Cailin.

(Cailin smiles, shoving past the ref and officials as she drops down in front of Aria, kissing her blood soaked forehead before sliding backwards out of the ring, snatching her split in half belt and heading up the ramp. Aria is slowly helped up by officials, who hand her the Women’s Championship which she holds up, her body trying to show victory, though tears are staining her eyes as she quickly grasps at her arm, trying to fight the pain.)

Gia: That Omoplata looked like it did a lot of damage. Still, congratulations are in order for Team Aria. What a matchup.

(60 second advertiser break)

(We return to the arena as Rebecca Sawyer is standing in the center of the ring awaiting her cue.)

Rebecca Sawyer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall….and is for….the EAW….WORLDD HEAVVYYWWEEEIIIGGGHHHHTTT CHAMPPPPIIOONNNNNSHHHIPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

(The lights in the building go dim and we turn to the stage as “Hells March” by First to Last begins blasting through the arena. As the theme plays, several Russian soldiers dressed in their uniforms and holding their guns come out in a single file line from the entrance way, soon splitting off once they hit the stage and going into different directions. One group takes the right side of the ramp, one takes the left and the remaining group stands on the sides of the main entrance leading into the aisle. This continues on for a minute or two as more Russian soldiers continue to circle around the ringside and the side of the ramp, getting into position. This carries on until there is no more room. With them all in place, one soldier steps out of line near the main entrance and lets out a command as everyone lined up on the ramp turns so that they are standing across from each other, their backs turned to the guard rail. The sound of a drum beat goes on and reaches it climax. With the final beat having taken place, we notice a custom army tank comes up next to the ramp. The soldiers stand firm on their sides of the ramp, maintaining their serious expressions. The crowd is curious of what is going on when suddenly the top of the tanks opens up and Cameron Ella Ava rises out of the machine wearing a black cropped top spiked around the chest area and a white sleeveless leather jacket with black leather pants. Around her waist is a belt full of bullets and in her hands is a gun much like the one the Russian Soldiers were holding. She steps off of the tank and joins the soldiers on the ramp, walking down the path they made for her as “ULTRAnumb (Exterminated Remix) by Blue Stahli blasts through the arena. She hands off her weapons to the last soldier at ringside and the jacket comes off the moment she enters the ring.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, THE CHALLENGER, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 130 pounds….she is “The First Goddess of Voltage”…….CAMERON! ELLA! AVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Nate: An absolutely SPECTACULAR entrance made by Cameron Ella Ava! A tank? A TANK!? I suppose I can understand it, this is Territorial Invasion afterall, this is where we go to WAR! And Cameron Ella Ava is looking dressed for one! She is READY for this! In Cameron Ella Ava’s long and historic career she has broken many records and pushed several boundaries for the women in our company. A multi-time Vixens Champion, the first competitor to be a regular on an Elitist exclusive brand, a former Interwire Champion, a Hall of Fame Champion – she has done so much!…But the only thing she has not done is compete for a World title. After years of waiting, upon being drafted to Voltage Cameron Ella Ava decided to make a move and talk Kenny Drake into giving her this title shot!

Nick: Against JAMIE no less! Kenny Drake, being one to cause chaos of course ate the idea up and booked this match! The bond Cam and Jamie had has been tested due to this match and a big part of it is because of Cameron! Cameron’s made it known to Jamie that she will do whatever it takes to be World Heavyweight Champion! She hit him with his own belt two weeks ago, she used his own move against him on the go home show, she has done every dirty move she could think of and now she will get to show those wild tactics in a match against Jamie!

(We head back to the stage as “Kashmir” by Led Zepplin starts to play. With the start of the song, blue lights begin to flash around the arena and smoke fills the air, looking almost like fog. The camera zooms in close and we can see the outline of a person walking through the cloud. Upon further look we can soon make it out to be Jamie O’Hara with a special black and white long, sleeveless jacket. Not entirely out of the smoke just yet, we can see he’s carrying something in his hand but can not make it out. Jamie pulls his arm out of the smoke so that he can put the object on display for the camera, revealing a flag in his hand with the design of a skull and two machine guns behind it as opposed to the usual crossbones. We see that on the stage blue lights have also been placed on the ramp and are animated, making a flowing motion almost like the waves of a sea. Jamie O’Hara walks along it as if he is stepping on water and the “ocean” is moving with him. He quickens his pace, running down the ramp before taking a leap and slamming down the base of his flag onto the aisle as the sea turns blood red and parts for him, allowing him to carry on with a clear path now in front of him. He places the flag down and stands at ringside, taking off his jacket to display the World Heavyweight Championship wrapped around his waist.)

Rebecca Sawyer: And her opponent, the champion, from Melbourne, Australia, weighing in at 241 pounds! He is….The EAW World Heavyweight Champion…..”The Saint of Violence”……JAAAAAAAAAMMIIIIEEEEEE O’HAAAARRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Nate: Those wild tactics you were talking about are going to get her the wraith of Jamie O’Hara! Jamie did not want to have to come to this, he encouraged her to back down and get these thoughts out of her head, but she kept on pushing it and throughout the weeks Jamie has been forced to get more and more aggressive! Jamie has abandoned any feelings for Cameron and is coming in here looking to beat her tonight! She is getting treated like any other opponent and based on Jamie’s track record against challengers, that is not a good thing!

Nick: We have all seen how Jamie gets when he is defending his title! He’s worked for years to get another world title reign, one that he can be proud of and if he has his way he’ll be able to hold onto that belt for months and months to come. His reign is only really just starting, he can’t afford to let it end tonight, even if it means that he has to take out Cam! He said himself earlier this week, he does not care what they became, he might not even care about her period, all he knows is that at the end of this match he will still be World Heavyweight Champion and that is all that matters in his world!

(Jamie O’Hara and Cameron Ella Ava get in their respective corners as the referee gets them settled in and looks them over for any foreign objects. Once he is done he asks Jamie for his title as Jamie unstraps it from his waist and hands it over. The referee allows for Cameron to see the belt as she briefly grabs it from him, wanting to hold it herself and looking at it longingly. The referee takes the title back, gives one big to display to the crowd and then passes it to Rebecca to put it away at the timekeeper’s area before signaling for the bell.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Nate: The bell rings and this World Heavyweight Championship match is underway — WOAH, LOOK OUT! Cameron Ella Ava shoots out of her corner and goes flying at Jamie O’Hara, running into him with a forearm as he gets slammed into the corner! Cameron Ella Ava just surprised him with the “Knock Bitches Out”, rocking him! He’s still having trouble reacting as she is able to take advantage of it! Cam is laying into Jamie with blows! Punches to the back, clubs to the head, chops to the chest! Cameron is not giving him a second to breathe! Hold up, Jamie gathers his bearings and pushes her away as she hits the ground hard! Cameron Ella Ava picks herself up and looks to get back to him BUT OH! Jamie O’Hara steps out of the corner and NAILS her with a gut punch! Cameron Ella Ava JUMPED from that force of that hit and then goes falling onto the ground while clutching her stomach! He knocked all of the wind right out of her in that one punch! Jamie looks down at her, her face laid against the ground while she’s coughing up a storm, his demeanor right out of the gate seems to be very cold. Jamie takes his foot and kicks her over onto her back…LEAPING UP FOR AN ELBOW DROP TO THE CHEST!

Nick: Jamie stands up following that and then leans in to look at Cameron, he’s talking to her as he goes to pick her up. It’s hard to hear but I think he’s telling her that she “asked for this”…with her now up to her feet, Jamie O’Hara grabs her by the hand and whips her into the ropes! Jamie O’Hara stands in the center of the ring anticipating the rebound but Cameron Ella Ava manages to lock her arms around the ropes to stop her momentum! Jamie charges toward her and she shifts to the side, guiding him straight ahead and sending him through the middle rope and onto the outside! Jamie thinks quick enough to land on his feet as he decides to take a walk around ringside, thinking over a game plan! Jamie goes over an idea in his head it appears as he now makes a sudden attempt to get on the apron and head back into the ring, but Cameron Ella Ava is there waiting for him! Dropkick!

Nate: Jamie O’Hara falls off the apron and lands on his feet, stumbling backwards a few steps! He makes another try at getting back into the ring, but what he just realized is Cameron went straight across the ring! She rebounds off of the ropes and runs toward him, SHOOTING OUT OF THE RING FOR A SUICIDE DIVE! Like heat seeking missile she hits her target, shooting straight into the chest of Jamie! Jamie is sunken over next to the barricade as Cameron needs to catch her breath herself, still a bit shaken by the brutal punch to the abdomen! She starts to recover and goes to grab at Jamie, but Jamie hits her with a European Uppercut! Cameron Ella Ava is spun around and starts moving in a daze! Jamie grabs her by the back of her shirt and pulls her in! OH MY GOD! A SHOTEI TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! OPEN HAND PALM THRUST RIGHT TO BACK OF THE SKULL AS YOU CAN HEAR THE IMPACT!

Nick: Ugh! That was a nasty sound! You can see all of the people in the front row, mouth agape at that! Cameron Ella Ava falls over as Jamie O’Hara grabs her by the waist! He deadlifts her up into the air….HIGH ANGLE GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE RING APRON! Jamie then pushes Cameron’s body back into the ring and rolls in behind her! Jamie gets on top of her for a lateral press! Both shoulders are down, we’ve got a cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWW —

Nick: Kickout by Cameron! Jamie O’Hara gets to his knees and then grabs her by the head, pulling her up with him at the same time! She peppers him with hits to the sternum to get some distance but Jamie soon catches her hand! Short arm clothesline by Jamie! He maintains a hold over her and uses it to drag her up, bringing her close DIRECTLY INTO A BICYCLE KNEE! NO! Cameron Ella Ava staggers back, she still has enough of her senses to know she needs to avoid that! She’s on spaghetti legs but soon regains her footing! She’s not letting him drop her again! That Kingslayer would have been an instant knock out right at the very start of this match! Jamie O’Hara goes on the approach, BUT SHE SIDE STEPS AND GETS HIM WITH THE DROP TOEHOLD!

Nate: Cameron gets on his back and is looking for that Ava Lock! The modified STF is being applied but Jamie O’Hara begins to roll around the ring until her grip loosens and she breaks the hold! Jamie damn near crushed her in the process as he now gets off of her and hopes to return to a vertical base….BUT A PELE KICK BY CAMERON KEEPS HIM STUNNED! Jamie O’Hara almost falls over but fights himself to stay up, shakily walking around AND GETTING HIT WITH A SUPERKICK NOW! Jamie O’Hara backs into the ropes as Cameron sprints away from him and then takes a u-turn to sprint right back to him! DOUBLE KNEES BY CAMERON, GETTING JAMIE IN THE FACE! Cameron Ella Ava kicks him in the midsection and brings him in…LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX! OH! Jamie takes his hand and swipes the back of her knee as it buckles! He grabs that leg of hers and lifts her up…….SPINNING FISHERMAN BUSTER! WE JUST SAW DEATH, DECAY AND WINDY DAYS! JAMIE KEEPS THAT HOOK OF THE LEG AND LOOKS TO COUNT IT FOR A PIN!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE….TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO —

Nick: Cameron Ella Ava gets the shoulder up! Jamie O’Hara seems to be a bit disappointed. He’s been really focused on ending this match early! Jamie might want to get this done as quick as possible instead of dragging it out and hurting Cam longer than he has to.

Nate: Or, he doesn’t want to have to worry about seeing Cameron perform in the later stages of a match, the longer this goes the more it might be in her favor as she’ll have opportunities to steal one! Jamie O’Hara forces her up onto her knees and then heads near the corner! Could he be going for it?…JAMIE O’HARA RUNS OUT OF THE CORNER! IN EXCELSIS – Nope! Cameron Ella Ava gets out of dodge as he stops in his tracks! Jamie changes directions and runs after her, but she pounces at him and DRIVES HER ARM INTO HIS SHIN AS HE GOES FLIPPING OFF OF HIS FEET FROM THAT CHOP BLOCK! Jamie O’Hara is sat up, holding his leg while Cameron runs by him so she has the moment to take him down with a running crossbody! Cameron Ella Ava wants to look for a cover but before the referee can get down for a one count Jamie pushes her off!

Nick: Jamie O’Hara is rising to his feet but Cameron Ella Ava halts it with a DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK! Jamie is on his fours as Cameron Ella Ava then plants him with a DDT! Cameron rolls him over and covers him again as this time the referee can properly position for a count!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Nick: Jamie O’Hara pushes out of that lateral press and literally LAUNCHES Cameron into the air from the force of his kickout! Cameron tries to get back on him but Jamie grabs her hands and begins to rise up! He pulls her in with his grip on those hands! OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Jamie O’Hara kips up after that and then sees Cameron dragging herself up via the ropes, she is clutching her back after a really bad landing and the referee is checking on her as she pushes him out of the way — LITERALLY GIVING JAMIE A CLEAR PATH TO LAY INTO HER WITH YET ANOTHER VICIOUS KNEE! A KNEE RIGHT INTO THE ABDOMEN BY JAMIE AS CAMERON FALLS FLAT ON HER FACE ONCE HE BACKS OFF! Cameron is on her fours, looking like she’s gonna hack up a lung!

Nate: Jamie makes it even harder for her to breathe as he goes right for that stomach, lifting her up in a gutwrench! He has her on his shoulder….AND DROPS DOWN IN A BACKBREAKER! Cam’s spine and chest are hurting as he body bends before she goes down! Jamie goes to scrape her off the mat, DRAGGING HER ACROSS THE CANVAS BY HER LEGS! He then sets her up….WHEELBARROW! OH! When Jamie brought her up she used it to her advantage, getting him with an elbow! Jamie is dazed as he brings her back down! She begins walking around on her hands and then, using her own core strength, brings herself up and pops up out of that wheelbarrow! BULLDOG!

Nick: Jamie O’Hara scrambles to his feet, absolutely surprised by that counter….AND CAMERON WITH A SWEEP OF THE LEG TO DROP HIM FLAT ON HIS BACK! Cameron runs the ropes after that but Jamie comes to and dives out of the way when she makes her way back to him! A change in direction by Cameron on the rebound! BIG BOOT BY JAMIE! NOPE! Cameron gets underneath him and grabs the leg! KNEEBREAKER THERE BY CAMERON! Jamie stumbles back, that knee of his in some serious pain there as Cameron Ella Ava follows him into the corner for a splash! She now climbs up and gets onto the middle rope, standing over Jamie as she teases him with her fist! She’s hoping to get the fans to count along here but the crowd seems to be split between these two competitors! Some are jeering what she’s about to do!

Nate: I’ll do the count for those watching at home if these people won’t! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVE — OHHHHHHH, JAMIE GOES UNDER AND HAS HER IN THE AIR! JAMIE IS LOOKING TO GO FOR A RUNNING POWERBOMB! WAIT! CAMERON TURNS IT ON HIM! SPIKE HURRICANRANA! THE CRANIUM OF JAMIE GETS DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS AS HE BOUNCES OFF THE MAT AND THEN LANDS IN A HEAP! Cameron Ella Ava now heads over and tries to lift him up but it’s hard due to him being much heavier! She’s putting all of her strength into getting him up but he’s not moving! Erghh….ONE LAST BIG PULL AS SHE HEAVES HIM UP INTO A SEATED POSITION! WOAH! JAMIE GRABS A CHUNK OF HER HAIR!

Nick: Jamie jumps up….AND GOES DOWN! STUNNER BY JAMIE! STRAIGHT UP INTO THE AIR CAMERON GOES! Cameron dusts herself off and gets back into the fight while holding her neck. With only one free hand she runs at Jamie…AND IS HIT WITH A SLING BLADE! Cameron Ella Ava looks to get away before Jamie can get near her for a cover…KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD TO SQUASH HER DOWN ONTO THE MAT! Jamie makes sure to reposition his knee after that, moving around as he now has it at her spine! Jamie is digging deep into her back with that knee as he then locks his hands against her jaw…AND PULLS BACK FOR A MODIFIED VARIATION OF THE CAMEL CLUTCH! THE CAMEL CLUTCH IS BEING APPLIED AS CAMERON SHRIEKS IN PAIN! JAMIE IS PULLING BACK SO HARD THAT CAMERON’S HEAD HAS LITERALLY WHIPPED BACK RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM — SHE IS ABLE TO LOOK UP AT HIM AS HE IS DOING THE SUBMISSION….AND THEN HE TAKES THE TIP OF HIS ELBOW AND BLASTS HER IN THE FACE!

Nate: GOSH! Jamie decided to let go after that, she fell out! He got her dead in the face and she looks like she may be out! Jamie looks surprised with himself, even he wasn’t expecting his strike to be as hard as it was! Cameron is not moving….she’s on her stomach and the lights are out! Jamie shakes his head at what has just transpired. He kicks her over and then goes down for the cover…INSIDE CRADLE! INSIDE CRADLE BY CAMERON! IT WAS A TRAP!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TH —

Nate: JAMIE O’HARA KICKS OUT! Jamie is not wasting time as he hits Cameron with an axe handle before she can get to her knees! She staggers around after that hit, almost like she doesn’t even know where she is! Jamie has her in his sights! Takedown attempt…..Cameron trips him up! Throat first into the rope! Jamie O’Hara is choked up as Cameron now goes between the ropes and is on the apron! She pulls Jamie halfway out of the ring and then turns him around so he is laying on the rope! Cameron tries to balance him like a seesaw here, a few shots to the face to keep him from causing too much trouble, and then there she goes, getting away from him and then scaling up the turnbuckles! Cameron Ella Ava is at the top! She takes a quick glance back at Jamie who is figuring out what is going on BUT IT’S TOO LATE! MOONSAULT BY CAMERON ELLA AVA! JAMIE SLIPS OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND HIS LOWER BACK HITS THE EDGE OF THE RING! HE IS SANDWICHED BETWEEN THAT AND CAMERON BEFORE AWKWARDLY FALLING TO THE GROUND!….JAMIE HIT HIS HEAD HARD!

Nick: Jamie is stirring while Cameron is on that apron, watching him, waiting! Cameron is planning something…SHE RUNS UP THE APRON! BUT JAMIE SWINGS AT THE LEGS! She avoids it but as she turns around he grabs her! He has her on his shoulders in a fireman’s carry….OH MY GOD, BATTERING RAM INTO THE STEEL RING POST! GORILLA PRESS SLAM THROUGH THE ROPES AND BACK INTO THE RING! Jamie now gets on the apron! SLINGSHOT SENTON ONTO CAMERON! He lays on top of her for a cover! The ref goes to count!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Nick: KICKOUUUUTTT!! Jamie O’Hara turns over and then pounds the ground in frustration! He stands himself up and lets out a shout before turning his head to look at Cameron! Basement dropkick to the head! Jamie circles back to his corner after that…and then runs to her again! THIS TIME FOR A PUNT KICK! Cameron moves her head up, narrowly avoiding his kick! He runs on by unable to stop his momentum…bounces off of the ropes….AND CAMERON SEIZES THE MOMENT! SHE RUNS PAST HIM AND SPRINGS OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPE! ROUNDHOUSE TO THE TEMPLE! JAMIE FALLS OVER! CAM HITS THE GROUND AND BREATHES HEAVILY IN EXHAUSTION! Cameron was running off of adrenaline there and is now about to crash! She needs to stay awake though! Catch her breath, yes, but don’t let those eyes close, be ready to get back into this match! Cameron rolls over and is now rising….she sees Jamie trying to sit up from the corner of her eye…AND SHE URGES HERSELF BACK UP! STANDING SHOOTING STAR, FLIPPING ONTO JAMIE AND STOPPING HIM FROM MAKING ANY MOVEMENT! She lays on top of him and is calling over the ref as she has him in a lateral press…but Jamie pushes her off!

Nate: Jamie O’Hara is again bringing himself to a knee here…AND CAMERON STRIKES HIM BACK DOWN, RUNNING AT HIM FULL FORCE FOR A THESZ PRESS! CAMERON IS ON TOP OF HIM AND GOING CRAZY WITH PUNCHES YET AGAIN! OHHHHHH!!! Jamie literally slides out and then FLIPS ONTO HER BACK, GRABBING HER LEGS AND BINDING THEM BACK IN ONE MOTION! I HAVE NEVER SEEN A COUNTER LIKE THAT BEFORE! IS HE GOING FOR A BOSTON CRAB NOW? HEY, HEY, HE’S DITCHING THAT IT SEEMS, THINKING OF SOMETHING ELSE! He has her legs….AND FALLS DOWN TO THROW HER UP WITH THE SLINGSHOT! Cameron Ella Ava hits the corner face first and then walks back as Jamie stands up behind her….REVERSE SCOOP SLAM! Jamie O’Hara keeps her in his clutches, he is not done! In between his knees Cam goes…..SITOUT POWERBOMB! JAMIE O’HARA STAYS SAT DOWN AND PLACES HIS HANDS ON HER CHEST TO MAKE IT AN OFFICIAL COUNT!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THHH…..KICKOUT!!!

Nick: Correction there for that ref’s call, Cameron did not kick out, she literally broke the pin by boxing Jamie’s ears, literally taking her legs and clapping them against his head! Jamie is holding his ears as they must be ringing! His equilibrium has got to be off! He’s on his fours, crawling off….CAMERON LEAP FROGS OVER HIM! OH! Jamie with a forearm from behind, and then he gets under her! He has her up in the electric chair! And he doesn’t stop there! Jamie takes his hands and shoots her up! SHE FALLS BACK DOWN INTO A LUNGBLOWER BY JAMIE! AGAIN THOSE KNEES OF JAMIE COME INTO PLAY! Cameron refuses to let herself hit the ground this time though! She crosses her arms and covers her midsection, gritting her teeth while standing up! SPINNING BACKFIST BY JAMIE!

Nate: Cameron Ella Ava’s head turns from that hit and she keeps it there, she is not turning back to face Jamie! Cameron is all wobbly right now, fighting to stay up! She’s feeling around her mouth….and turns back to Jamie as she spits out some blood right in the face of our World Heavyweight Champion! Cameron delivering major disrespect to someone she once would consider a loved one! Jamie takes his hand and wipes it away, looking at the red stain on his finger tips as he can’t even believe it……JUMPING KNEE CATCHING HER IN THE JAW AS HER HEAD WHIPS BACK! She falls into the ropes, walks into Jamie; ENZUIGIRI TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! THE GODDESS’ TOUCH! Jamie is somehow standing but nobody’s home up there! Jamie is stunned and she grabs him by the waist! But she can’t power him up for that German suplex! She tries her damndest but his feet end up right back down on the mat! He twists out of it and grabs her by the wrist! Irish whip into the corner! She counters it and turns it on him! He goes running as she speeds behind him! Jamie saves himself as he stops in the corner and then grips the top ropes, doing a handstand on the turnbuckle as he anticipates her coming over…BUT SHE STOPS HERSELF AS WELL! SLAP IN THE FACE TO JAMIE! His handstand falters as she grabs the legs….ALABAMAAAAA SLAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! AN ALABAMA SLAM DELIVERED BY CAMERON ELLA AVA! CAMERON ELLA AVA TAKING HER MOMENT! WHAT SMARTS SHOWED BY OUR FIRST GODDESS OF VOLTAGE, THAT WASN’T EVEN ABOUT STRENGTH, IT WAS ABOUT LEVERAGE!

Nick: She of course barely no strength left to do that on her own anyway and is literally leaned up on the corner, looking at Jamie who is laid out! She falls forward….AND USES THE LAST OF HER ENERGY TO DO A BRIDGING PIN!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THRRRR —

Nick: HUH!? Jamie O’Hara not only gets the shoulder up, but he completely flips over while Cameron still was going for that bridge! He is now literally on top of Cameron’s back as her legs are right in front of him….he’s tucking his arms under her and is now standing himself up with her under him! He’s reversing that bridge attempt of hers into his favor as she is now between his knees once more! Unbelievable! They’ve switched positions! Jamie O’Hara is setting her up! He pulls at the tights to straighten her out, making it so that she’s upside down in the air….AND THEN HOPS UP! CAMERON IS THEN PLANTED ON THE CROWN OF HER HEAD VIA PILEDRIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!! UGH! JAMIE MUST HAVE PUT EVERYTHING BEHIND THAT! GOODNESS – SHE JOLTED UP! ALL OF THAT POWER MUST HAVE WENT FROM THE TOP OF HER HEAD, TO HER NECK, THROUGH HER SPINE! SHE DAMN NEAR WENT OVER HIS HEAD! Cameron Ella Ava tries to force herself to keep her shoulders off the mat…BUT THEN THERE GOES JAMIE WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE NECK! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

Nate: These two just do not care about one another in this match! They are not a couple, they are bitter enemies who are out here to kill each other for that World Heavyweight Championship! We saw that when Cam spat on him but Jamie O’Hara has more than driven that point home with what he just did! Everyone in the front row is just cringing and looking on in awe! We have some Jamie fans in the audience with those “Saint of Violence” t-shirts and even they are freaked out!

Nick: Jamie O’Hara is a man of an honor but like you said, read what’s on those T-Shirts: “Saint of Violence”. Jamie does what needs to be done to win, I am sure he would prefer not to do this but Cameron has driven him to this point! He’s got to make sure she STAYS DOWN!

Nate: She may very well be staying down after that one, two combination with the piledriver and the superkick! The referee goes back to check on her status but even on her back Cameron is able to yell out instructions, he is cursing at the referee, telling him that whatever he does, do not ring that bell! Cameron is still conscious and that’s all Jamie needs to know to figure out that his work is not done yet! As long as Cameron is awake, she will kick out! The referee is trying to reason with her and while that discussion is going on, Jamie starts to climb to the top rope! He’s made it all of the way there and is standing above Cam and the ref! Jamie is hovering over them, getting a bird’s eyes view of everything going on! Jamie is perched, chomping at the bit to make a move! Jamie stands himself up on top and the crowd perks up! Uh oh, that might be a hint to Cameron! Her eyes are going wild, she looks up above! The referee follows her eyes and sees what’s behind them! HE’S GOT TO GET OUT OF THE WAY BECAUSE HERE COMES JAMIE!!!!! 450 SPLAAAAAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!!!

Nick: OH MAAANNN!!! CAMERON! CAMERON ELLA AVA GRABBED THE REFEREE AT THE LAST SECOND! RIGHT AS HE WENT TO MOVE, CAMERON PULLED HIM INTO THE WAY AND ROLLED AWAY HERSELF AS JAMIE GOES CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE OFFICIAL! JAMIE JUST SMASHED INTO THE UNTRAINED REFEREE AS HIS BODY NEARLY GETS FLATTENED! HE’S OUT OF COMMISSION HERE, HE’S COUGHING UP A STORM AND CAN BARELY BREATHE! JAMIE STANDS UP IN FRONT OF HIM AND IS APOLOGIZING AND CHECKING ON HIM TO SEE IF HE’S OK! JAMIE IS ASKING FOR HIM TO GET UP AND CONTINUE CALLING THE MATCH AS HE HAS CAM RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM BUT I DON’T THINK THAT OFFICIAL IS EVEN PAYING ATTENTION! EVERYTHING IS BLOCKED OUT EXCEPT THE EXTREME PAIN HE’S IN I AM SURE! THAT MAN IS GOING TO NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!

Nate: Jamie O’Hara realizes that this is something he’ll have to deal with in a bit as he still has the challenger, Cameron Ella Ava to focus on. He turns back to see her and OH MY! Cameron Ella Ava rakes the eyes! Cameron momentarily blinds Jamie and then pummels him from behind, getting him to fall down! Cameron Ella Ava is using the time she just bought herself to go and recover! She’s standing around and shaking about, getting back feeling in her body! She stretches and holds that neck, doing a full walk around that ring, and then she sees the ref stirring…BASEBALL SLIDE INTO THE REFEREE, FIRING HIM OUT OF THE RING! She didn’t want him up just yet! Cameron Ella Ava has lost it! That should be a DQ! Cameron Ella Ava is taking desperate measures as she now goes out of the ring herself and heads to the time keeper’s area! Cameron pushes Rebecca Sawyer down and steals her chair! She’s got it in her hands! She rolls into the ring to see Jamie just now getting some movement! No, no! Come on Cameron!

Nick: CAMERON SLAMS THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER JAMIE O’HARA’S SKULL! JAMIE IS SLUMPED OVER FROM THE FIRST SHOT BUT CAMERON DOES NOT SEE THAT AS A SIGN TO STOP! SHE’S BEATING HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THAT CHAIR AGAIN AND AGAIN, SMASHING IT OVER HIS HEAD AS VIOLENTLY AS POSSIBLE! SHOTS TO THE BODY, STOPPING HIM FROM PUTTING HIS HANDS UP! EVERY SHOT A BLOW TO THE BOND THEY ONCE HAD! SHOT TO THE ARM! SHOT TO THE BACK! ANOTHER SHOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! SHE HAS THE CHAIR VERTICALLY….AND DRIVES IT INTO HIS CHEST! SHE PRESSES IT FURTHER INTO HIS CHEST AS HE STARES AT HER IN SHOCK! JAMIE’S FACE IS COMPLETELY COVERED IN BLOOD FROM THOSE CHAIR SHOTS! HIS EYES ARE WIDENED FROM THE PRESSURE WEARING DOWN ON HIM FROM THE CHAIR BUT HE’S STARTING TO SQUINT AS THE BLOOD IS DRIPPING – NO, POURING INTO HIS EYES AT A FAST RATE! CAMERON HAS SUCH A DEVIOUS LOOK ON HER FACE! SHE’S FLAT OUT GRINNING WHILE JAMIE’S BLEEDING OUT AND BEING DEPRIVED OF AIR! THIS IS SICK!

Nate: THIS IS WHAT SHE HAS TO DO IN HER MIND! SHE IS LAUGHING, SHE KNOWS SHE HAS HIM! THE CROWD IS BOOING AS SHE JUST SHOWS HER SMILE TO THEM! SHE’S LOOKING AROUND AND SEES THE REF HOLDING ONTO THE TARP….AND SO SHE TAKES THE CHAIR OFF OF JAMIE! SHE’S TOSSING IT INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING! SHE’S GUIDING A BLOODIED JAMIE UP TO HIS FEET! SHE’S GOT HIM IN THE CRAVAT AND PEPPERS HIM WITH KNEES SO THAT HE CAN SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ON THE OTHER END! SHE WALKS HIM AROUND THE RING AND MAKES HIM STAND NEAR THE CHAIR….I KNOW WHAT SHE IN MIND HERE, DON’T DO IT — OHHHHHHHH!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA THEN HITS THE BITCH CAAAAMMPPPP!!! SNAPMARE FACEBUSTER INTO THE CHAIR!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA SEES THE REFEREE ROLL BACK INTO THE RING AND SO SHE TAKES THE CHAIR AND DISPOSES OF IT! SHE TURNS JAMIE OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG, COMMANDING THE REF TO HEAD OVER AND COUNT! HE’S STILL DISORIENTED AND HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON AS HE FOLLOWS ORDERS, CRAWLING OVER AND COUNTING! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS ABOUT TO STEAL ONE AND THE REF IS NONE THE WISER!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!…….

Nick: NOT THIS WAY! DAMN IT!

Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!……

Nick: One more for the count……

Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Nate: And it’s over! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION IN CAMERON!

Nick: NOT YET NATE! LOOK AT THE BOTTOM ROPE! JAMIE’S FOOT! JAMIE’S FOOT IS RESTING ON IT! SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, JAMIE STILL HAD THE WHEREWITHAL TO GET THAT FOOT ON THE ROPE AND SAVE THIS MATCH, TO SAVE HIS REIGN FOR THAT MATTER! THE REFEREE IS TELLING CAMERON WHAT IS GOING ON AND SHE IS NOT HEARING IT! SHE IS CONVINCING HERSELF THAT SHE SHOULD BE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT THIS SECOND! SHE’S SMACKING HER HANDS: ONE, TWO, THREE! SHE GOT THE COUNT, FORGET THE FOOT ON THE ROPE! SHE IS NOT ACCEPTING THE FACT THAT THE COUNT WAS NOT OFFICIAL!

Cameron Ella Ava (w/o mic): Are you an idiot!? What the hell’s the matter with you! I had him! I freaking had him on the mat! That belt’s mine! THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SHOULD BE IN MY HANDS!

Nick: Cameron Ella Ava needs to put a pin it and go back to the task at hand! Jamie O’Hara, bloodied, bruised and battered is hanging on for dear life onto those ropes, using them as a crutch in the meantime while Cameron Ella Ava is calling out this “bogus” call! Cameron Ella Ava is still hurting herself and takes a moment to feel up those ribs, still unaware that she is losing valuable time over our still defending champion! Jamie is slowly getting there, he just needs to pull up a little more….JAMIE IS UP! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS STANDING ONCE AGAIN!

Nate: SIKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA STOPS THAT RIGHT AWAY! SHE FINALLY NOTICES AND IN A RUSH SHE NAILS HIM WITH THE BACKSTABBER! BACK DOWN JAMIE GOES AS HE LAYS ON HIS SIDE, HIS HEAD NOW SWIMMING IN A POOL OF HIS OWN BLOOD! A KICK IN THE TEETH BY CAM! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! ONE TO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE! CAMERON IS TRYING TO WRECK JAMIE O’HARA’S FACE! Jamie catches one of those feet…BAD MOVE! PENALTY KICK TO THE FACE AND THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE KILLING BLOW! THAT SMACK! JEEEESUS! THE BLOOD IS GETTING EVEN WORSE! THIS IS GRAPHIC! CAMERON AGAIN SPITS HER OWN BLOOD AT HIM AS IT LANDS ON HIS CHEST AND THEN SHE WALKS AWAY, PERHAPS TO PICK UP MOMENTUM ON HER FINAL MANEUVER!

Nick: That’s exactly it! Cameron Ella Ava could probably call it a match but she wants something extravagant, something that lets the whole world know she checkmated Jamie! She wants that exclamation point to close off the statement being made in this contest! Cameron Ella Ava can’t even stand still she is so excited! She’s pacing around, skipping, jumping, she can’t contain her happiness! It’s almost flat out evil how giddy she is for this! Jamie’s skull is drenched in his own blood, puddles are all over the place as he has to feel around them while he tries to stand up! Jamie pushes himself up, his arms shaking under the weight as he is woozy….and he slips up on the mat and falls back down! Cameron is giggling at his troubles!

Nate: This is flat out uncomfortable….those chair shots did a number on Jamie. Just like that the match changed and he went from having her number to not even being able to stand! He might be concussed! He could pass out from blood loss! He wants to be left alone though! He can get up on his own! Or well, HE WANTS TO. The crowd is getting behind Jamie here, they want to see him get up! THE CROWD CHANTS IN UNISON AS THEY ARE WILLING HIM!

Crowd: JAMIE! JAMIE! JAMIE! JAMIE!

Nick: It’s nice to see them behind the champ in his time of need but they might be hyping him up to walk right into his doom!

Nate: Jamie probably doesn’t care, all he cares about is not going out like an underling, he’s going out swinging like a MAN! Jamie O’Hara’s face becomes stern as he puts his hands on the mat….AND IN ONE GO HE GETS HIMSELF UP AS THE CROWD CLAPS FOR HIM! JAMIE’S BACK IS TURNED TO CAMERON WHO IS STILL WAITING FOR HIM! THIS IS WHAT SHE WANTED! Jamie, almost as if he has eyes in the back of his hand, stands still and his expression changes! He knows Cameron is behind him! She’s going to go to finish this but even though he knows this, I don’t think he’ll be able to move quicker than her at this point! He knows she’s got him and almost like he’s accepting it….he turns around!…….A SECOND GODDESS TOUCH!!!!!!!!

Nick: WHAT IN THE WORLD!?!? JAMIE WITH A BURST OF ENERGY AS HE CATCHES THE LEG AND TWIRLS HER IN THE AIR! DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP!?!? HOW THE HELL WAS JAMIE QUICKER TO THE DRAW THERE? CAMERON DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW HERSELF! SHE’S RACING TO HER FEET AND TRIES TO RUN FOR HIM — BUT JAMIE RUNS TOO! IN EXCELSISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE RUNNING KNEE CONNECTS CLEANLY AT HIGH VELOCITY AND LEVELS CAMERON AS THE ROOF HAS BEEN BLOWN OFF OF THIS PLACE! EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING HAS BEEN UNGLUED AS THEY ARE IN AWE, MOUTHS AGAPE! JAMIE JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE BARRELED INTO HER FACE AS YOU COULD HEAR A CRACK UPON CONTACT! HER HEAD GOES FLYING BACK AS HER WHOLE BODY JUST WENT LIMP AND HIT THE GROUND HARD! JAMIE GOES VEERING OFF TO THE SIDE, PUTTING MORE INTO THAT THAN EVEN HE WAS AIMING FOR AS HE SKIDS AROUND THE CANVAS! CAMERON IS OUT COLD! SHE’S KNOCKED OUT! JAMIE IS FLAT ON HIS BACK TOO AND THE CROWD IS FREAKING OUT, BEGGING FOR HIM TO RISE! THEIR LOUD CHEERS MIGHT BE THE THING KEEPING HIM AWAKE! HE PUTS HIS HANDS UP TO THE SKY AND THEN BRINGS THEM DOWN ON HIS FACE, HIS BLOOD COATED FACE, WIPING THE BLOOD AWAY TO FIX UP HIS SIGHT AS HE SITS UP….AND THEN FALLS FORWARD ONTO HIS STOMACH!

Nate: JAMIE O’HARA IS GOING TO CRAWL OVER TO HER! HE INCHES TOWARD HER BODY, MOVING FORWARD ONE HAND AT A TIME, DIGGING HIS FINGERNAILS INTO THE PADDING OF THE MAT AND BRINGING HIMSELF CLOSER TO HER BODY! SHE STILL LOOKS LIKE SHE’S DONE BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN HE CAN WASTE TIME! THERE’S A SENSE OF URGENCY HERE THAT’S RUNNING THROUGH JAMIE’S MIND BUT THAT HIS BODY WON’T ALLOW! JUST A COUPLE MORE FEET AWAY! ALMOST THERE!…FINGER TIPS NOW! COME ON! JAMIE’S RIGHT NEXT TO HER BODY! HE REACHES OUT…..AND DRAPES HIS ARM OVER HER CHEST! THE REFEREE JUMPS INTO THE COUNT!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Nick: NO FUCKING WAY! A KICKOUT! A SPLIT SECOND AWAY, THE REF’S HANDS JUST CENTIMETERS AWAY FROM TOUCHING THE MAT, AND CAMERON ELLA AVA SHOOTS HER SHOULDER UP AS THE CROWD DEFLATES ALL AT ONCE! ALL OF THE AIR JUST WENT OUT OF THE BUILDING, INCLUDING HERE AT OUR DESK! NATE, YOU JUST GASPED! I DON’T GET IT MYSELF! CAMERON GOT NAILED FLUSH! THAT WAS ONE OF THE HARDEST IN EXCELSIS I’VE EVER SEEN! JAMIE LITERALLY USED HIS ADRENALINE AND THE DEADWEIGHT OF HIS BODY TO GO CAREENING INTO HER JAW; THAT WOULD TAKE SOME MALE ELITIST OFF THE SHELF FOR WEEKS, BUT SHE KICKS OUT OF IT?

Nate: Cameron Ella Ava is one of a kind! She’s not just determined, she is driven by obsession, she is driven by the desire to be WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! SHE IS SHIVERING, COUGHING, AND BLOOD IS FLOWING OUT OF HER MOUTH BUT YOU CAN STILL SEE ANGER IN HER EYES! SHE’S DOING WHAT SHE CAN TO RETURN TO HER FEET! JAMIE O’HARA IS GOING MENTAL! IT IS LIKE HE’S LOOKING AT A GHOST! SHE SHOULDN’T BE GETTING UP! JAMIE O’HARA IS STANDING OVER HER AND IS JUST PUZZLED!

Jamie O’Hara (w/o mic): Stay down…STAY. DOWN. What are you trying to prove, Cam!?

Nick: Jamie is almost on the verge of going off the deep end as he’s practically negotiating for her to give up, BUT CAMERON ELLA AVA BUMPS INTO HIM WITH A HEADBUTT FROM DOWN BELOW! ONE MORE ACTION OF DEFIANCE AS SHE TRIES TO TAKE HER OPENING! While Jamie is still rocked she backs into the corner and pulls up on the ropes so that she’s sitting on the top rope! SHE LEAPS FOR JAMIE! TOP ROPE STUNNER! THE GLASS CEILING!….JAMIE GETS HIS SENSE BACK JUST IN TIME FOR THAT! HE’S CAUGHT HER! JAMIE CRADLES HER IN HIS ARMS….AND THEN FLINGS HER UP INTO THE AIR AS SHE ROTATES ON THE WAY DOWN….HE SWINGS UPWARD FOR A KNEE AT THE SAME TIME! THEY MEET IN THE MIDDLE AS HIS KNEE SMASHES INTO HER FACE HEAD ON!!!! AN ELEVATED TIGER KNEEEEEEE!!! CAMERON FALLS TO HER KNEES AND THEN JAMIE RUNS THE ROPES! HE’S GOING FOR IT — IN EXCELSIS AGAIN!!!!

Nate: SHE DUCKS!!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA TRIPS HIM UP AGAIN, AND AGAIN IS TRYING FOR THAT AVA LOCK! SHE’S LOOKING TO FULLY APPLY THE MODIFIED STF THIS TIME! SHE’S ON TOP OF HIM, WRESTLING WITH HIM AS SHE BATTLES HIM FOR CONTROL! HE IS NOT LETTING HER GET THOSE ARMS AROUND HIS THROAT AND COMPLETE THE SUBMISSION! HE’S BLOCKING HER AT EVERY TURN! HE’S GRIPPING HER HANDS LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! HE IS GETTING ON HIS KNEES WITH HER STILL ON HIS BACK! HE FLIPS HER OVER HIS HEAD! SHE LANDS ON HER KNEES AS HE STILL HAS THOSE HANDS OF HERS! HE KEEPS A FIRM GRIP AND USES HIS HOLD OVER HER TO MAKE HER SLIDE FORWARD ON HER KNEES — INTO THE IN EXCELSIS!!!!!!!!!

Nick: She’s dodged it twice but he found a way to get it the SECOND TIME! AND THIS TIME IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS DONE FOR REAL! THAT KNEE JUST CRASHED INTO HER IN THE WORST WAY! JAMIE’S KNEE IS LITERALLY ON TOP OF HER WHOLE NECK AND CHEST AREA STILL AS HE COLLAPSES HIS BODY ONTO HERS, PUTTING ALL OF HIS WEIGHT IN THAT KNEE! HE’S STILL HOLDING HER HANDS AND STANDING OVER HER, HE IS NOT GOING FOR THE COVER FOR SOME REASON! WHAT IS JAMIE PULLING HERE? SHE’S PRETTY MUCH OUT OF THE RUNNING, PUT A FORK IN HER, IT’S OVER! CALL IT A DAY!

Nate: NOT IN JAMIE’S EYES! HE CAN NOT STOP HERE! HE HAS TO BE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CERTAIN! HE WANTS TO REMOVE ANY AND ALL DOUBT IN HIS HEAD!

Nick: This match has made him NUTS! HE’S PULLING THE DEADWEIGHT OF CAMERON UP TO HER FEET! HE LETS GO OF ONE HAND BUT STILL HAS THE OTHER! COULD THIS BE!? HE’S TWISTING HER ARM AROUND WITH THAT WRIST LOCK…..AND THEN YANKS HER INTO HIM! BICYCLE KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Nate: THE KINGSLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! THE ULTIMATE MOVE IN THE ARSENAL OF JAMIE O’HARA IS DELIVERED FOR ONE FINAL BULLET TO CAM’S CHANCES IN THIS MATCH! JAMIE LET GO OF HER HAND TO LEAP UP FOR THAT KNEE AND SHE TURNED INSIDE OUT THE MOMENT IT HIT! THAT WAS THE NASTIEST, LOUDEST SOUNDING KNEE NOT JUST IN THIS MATCH BUT THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY CAREER! JAMIE WAS IN THE AIR AND THEN HE FALLS RIGHT DOWN ON TOP OF HER, HIS EYES GLAZED OVER! JAMIE HOOKS BOTH LEGS AND HOLDS ON TIGHT FOR THE PIN!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Kashmir” by Led Zepplin plays as Jamie O’Hara rolls off of Cameron Ella Ava and gasps for air, finally able to get a breather. The crowd is cheering for him as he looks up at the lights and lets out a sigh of relief while the official goes to retrieve his belt for him. Not able to stand just yet, the referee simply drops the World Heavyweight Championship onto Jamie’s chest and lets him clutch it.)

Rebecca Sawyer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH….ANNNDDDDD STTIIIILLLLL….EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAAAAMMPIIOOOONNN……JAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMIIIEEEEEEEEE O’HARRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Nick: Jamie O’Hara has retained his title! And just look at him! Bleeding out, marks on his body, can barely breathe…but he’s just happy to still have his belt! There was a question of if he was gonna retain there with everything Cameron Ella Ava did in that match! She pulled out all of the stops! They both did for that matter! They knew everything about each other and pulled out all sorts of counters and maneuvers in hopes of defeating their opponent. There was so many twists and turns there; when Cameron hit the snapmare driver on the chair I thought it was over for example! As we are drawing to close on this match, I for one am glad to have been able to call this contest!

Nate: So am I! I need a few moments to calm down! The first World Championship match I have been allowed to call! What was an experience! The ending sequence was some of the most intense few moments I have ever seen in wrestling. And what was with that finishing touch by Jamie? He hit the In Excelsis and then instead of covering he kept her hand and transitioned her into the Kingslayer, the last resort, a move nobody kicks out of! Was he so worried about Cam kicking out that he had to cover his bases! Jamie knows her drive, he knows how tough she is, he literally had to hit his two biggest moves to back to back before he could even think of going for that last cover! They may be feuding at the moment, but there’ still that respect as a competitor Jamie still has for her.

(Jamie O’Hara sits up and scoots himself into the corner with the belt in his arms. He stands up and then walks over to the referee who is checking on Cameron Ella Ava. He takes a quick glance as Cam nods to the ref that she’s ok. He quickly exits the ring and walks up the ramp.)

Nick: Jamie O’Hara fighting the pain and walking off under his own power as he places the belt over his shoulder. This match is what you’ll show someone to let people know what Jamie O’Hara is all about! Man, woman, or child! Friend or foe! Enemy or significant other! You come at him and his crown, and you will not be able to walk away from the encounter! Our World Heavyweight Champion, Jamie O’Hara everyone!

(Jamie O’Hara stops on the stage and gives the crowd one last look at the World Heavyweight Championship as he hoists it up before we fade away from the scene.)

[15 MINUTE INTERMISSION]

 

(https://i.imgbox.com/H8fgvLPU.png displays on the titantron with the crowd excited for the announced match!)

 

Stew-O: THIS IS IT, JAKE! THE MATCH THAT WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR ON DYNASTY! EVERYTHING IS AT STAKE IN THIS MATCH! The team created from the minds of our General Managers, Sebastian Monroe and StarrStan, will collide for the right to challenge for the EAW Answers World Championship AND who will be in control of the entire brand!

Jake Mercer: I’m telling you, I’ve been itching to see how this will go down ever since it was announced and with that said, tonight will be a night that you will NEVER forget! A historic moment for everyone here in attendance and at home with only one man able to have the brand under his control and one man gifted with the opportunity to challenge for the EAW Answers World Championship!

(The camera turns away from the commentary team and makes its way over to the ring announcer standing inside the ring.)

Ring Announcer: The following contest… is the DIVIDE AND CONQUER MATCH! The winning team of this match will have the General Manager they represent attain sole control over the brand of Dynasty! Finally, the last man standing will have earned the right to challenge for the EAW Answers World Championship!

(“DNA” by Kendrick Lamar hits as Scott Oasis walks out wearing a Big Oasis Brand hoodie. He quickly slides into the ring and stares out at the sea of fans booing him.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing FIRST! For Team Monroe, from Baltimore, Maryland…weighing in at 260 pounds…”The Ice Man”….SCOOOOTTTTTTTTT OOOOAAAASSSIIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!!

(“”Blackout” by Company Flow plays as Lethal Consequences steps out into camera view. He marches down to the ring to join Scott Oasis giving a smug look at the fans.)

Ring Announcer: Next! From Oakland, California…weighing in at 230 pounds…”The King of the Mountain”…LEEEETHAAAAAL COOOOONSEEEEQUEEEENCEEESSSS!!!!!

(“Reminder” by Jay-Z goes off as Scott Diamond appears on stage, Hardcore Title slung over his shoulder. He adjusts his shades then walks down the ramp as well. He enters the ring and takes his place in the corner that Oasis and LC are occupying. He raises the Hardcore Title as his music dies down.)

Ring Announcer: And then! From Long Island, New York now residing in Portland, Oregon! Weighing in at 265 pounds…The EAW Harcore Champion…”Braveheart” SCOOOOTTTTTTTTT DIIIIAAAAMOOOOOOOOND!!!!!!!!!!

(“You Want It Darker” by Leonard Cohen roars as Nico Borg appears from backstage. He holds up his briefcase high in the air for all to see. Then he goes down the ramp and gets into the ring. He stands in the center of the ring and raises his briefcase once again before going over to his team.)

Ring Announcer: And…From Valetta, Maltese…weighing in at 196 pounds…Mr. Cash in the Vault…”The Maltese Falcon”…NIIIIIIICOOOOO BOOOORRRRRRG!!!!!!!!!!

(“S.O.A.R.” by Devour The Day blasts as Jacob Senn stands on stage. He removes his hoodie and throws up the double gun sign to a mixed reaction. He goes down the ramp and climbs into the ring to join his teammates.)

Ring Announcer: Finally! From Chicago, Illinois….weighing in at 218 pounds…”The Punisher”….JAAAAACOOOOOOOOB SEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(“i” by Kendrick Lamar goes off as Target sprints through the curtain and slaps the stage before popping up with his arms up and out. He runs down the ramp high-fiving fans. At the ring he jumps up onto the apron near a turnbuckle and jumps over the top rope into the ring where he does a similar taunt to the one on the stage where he slaps the mat and pops up with his arms out but he spins around looking all around at the sea of people in the arena.)

Ring Announcer: And introducing FIRST! For Team Starr…from Parts Unknown…weighing in at 200 pounds…”The Wandering Warrior”…TAAARRRRGEEEET SMIIIIILEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!

(“Love, Sex, Riot” by Issues roars as Ahren Fournier steps onto the stage with a grin on his face. He struts down the ramp eyeing many of the women in the front row seats as he slowly slides into the ring standing beside Target Smiles against Team Monroe.)

Ring Announcer: And his partner…from Planet Fournier…weighing in at 220 pounds…”The Trill Fairy”…..AAAAHHHREEEEEN FOOOUUURRRRRNIIIIEEEERRRRR!!!!!

(“Born Too Late” by Saint Vitus plays as Darkane slowly steps out from the backstage area. He looks on at the sea of fans expressionless, then walks his way down the ramp and into the ring. Darkane slowly stares down Target Smiles, Ahren Fournier, and then Team Monroe before he averts his eyes to the stage for the next competitor.)

Ring Announcer: And NEXT! From New Orleans, Louisiana…weighing in at 243 pounds. “The Grave Worm” DAAAAAARRRRRRRRKAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(“I Am Electric” by Heaven’s Basement hits as Nasir Moore jogs out onto stage. He throws up to double peace sign to a big pop as he jogs down the ramp tagging fans hands. He climbs into the ring and stands beside his teammates keeping his eyes locked on Team Monroe’s members.)

Ring Announcer: And THEN! From Newark, New Jersey…weighing in at 212 pounds…”The Sage of Light”….NAAAAASSSIIIIIRRRRRR MOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRREEEEE!!!!!!!

(“Met Gala” by Gucci Mane ft. Offset blasts as Tyler Parker appears in camera view wearing a leather jacket. He looks on around the entire arena filled of fans cheering. He inhales and then marches down the ramp and slides right into the ring ready for action. He dumps his leather jacket in his team’s corner and stares down the members of Team Monroe.)

Ring Announcer: And FINALLY…Making his in ring return! From Atlanta, Georgia…weighing in at 220 pounds….TYYYYYYYLEEEEERRRRR PAAAARRRRRRRRKEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen we are underway! This is as you know, the Divide and Conquer matchup where Team Monroe will be facing off against Team Starr to see which General Manager will remain intact as the head of Friday Night Dynasty!

Jake Mercer: Well just sizing the teams up if you ask me Team Starr seems to be lacking in the Starr Power department huh? You see what I did there?

Stew-O: Oh as clever as ever aren’t you Jake?

Jake Mercer: Oh quit the sarcasm, you wouldn’t know a good joke if it slapped you in the face.

Stew-O: Either way these are our teams and it looks to me like Scott Diamond will be starting things off for team Monroe. Meanwhile Tyler Parker looks like he’ll be-

Jake Mercer: You spoke too soon Stew, Nasir Moore is stepping up to the plate here instead. If he were smart he’d want to be in this match as little as possible and let his team mates of most of the work. He already had to go through a grueling contest with CM Banks earlier in the night, but now he wants to be heavily involved in this match? Idiotic.

Stew-O: He’s got heart! Something you know nothing of.

Jake Mercer: Well he won’t have a heart after Scott here rips it out of his scrawny chest!

Stew-O: Both men go to the middle of the ring, face to face.

Scott Diamond (No-Mic): So you gonna show me how you’ve “evolved” over the years?

Nasir Moore (No-Mic): Only if you show me that you have not continued to regress.

Jake Mercer: Scott’s got a serious look on his face now! He throws a shot at Nas!

Stew-O: Nasir Moore catches it and the two men are now trading rights! Scott getting the upper hand with Nas being exhausted AND naturally the smaller man. Scott Irish whips Moore. He comes back and slides between Diamond’s legs.

Jake Mercer: Moore springs up as Scott turns around…KNIFE EDGE CHOP! ANOTHER ONE! A THIRD! NASIR WITH AN ONSLAUGHT OF CHOPS TO SCOTT DIAMOND HERE!

Stew-O: But Scott catches one and HITS A GRUELING AXE HANDLE TO THE DOME OF NASIR MOORE! NAS GOES DOWN! Scott now stomping away at Nas as members of his team look to be getting antsy in the corner. Several of them are halfway sticking their bodies into the ring!

Jake Mercer: Scott Diamond now lifting of Nasir and hooking him for a suplex. He lifts him up and just LOOK AT THE STRENGTH ON DISPLAY FROM OUR HARDCORE CHAMPION!

Stew-O: Yes it is quite impressive seeing him lift up a man like Nas as if he were a small child. But what comes up must go down AND NAS GETS SENT CRASHING BACK DOWN TO THE MAT WITH THAT VERTICAL SUPLEX! Scott with the cover.

Ref: OOOOONNNNNNNNE!!!!!!!….. TWWWWWOOOO!!….

Jake Mercer: Nas kicks out but already deep into two count territory is Nasir. He’s being a liability just as people have predicted. I’m sure after a few more moves like that he’ll be outta here!

Stew-O: Scott goes to lift up Nasir once more BUT NASIR MOORE COUNTERS WITH THE SIT OUT JAWBREAKER! NASIR SCRAMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET MEANWHILE SCOTT DIAMOND STAGGERS BACK INTO HIS TEAM’S CORNER!

Jake Mercer: Oh and look at THIS! Lethal Consequences has just tagged himself into this matchup! Consequences and Moore size each other up now and lock up! OH HOLD ON THOUGH! MOORE SLIPS BEHIND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND KNEES HIM IN THE BACK! HE He wraps his arm around his neck and DELIVERS A REVERSE SUPLEX NOW! JUST WHAT IS THIS GUY?!

Stew-O: Who even knows, but one thing I DO know is that he’s finally getting himself out of dodge and tagging out to Target Smiles. Target Smiles coming in now to pick up LC and start delivering forearms to the Hall of Famer. But Lethal Consequences catches one and kicks Target in the gut. SNAP DDT! WHAT IMPACT FROM THAT DDT!

Jake Mercer: Now here comes LC Bouncing off of the ropes. He rebounds for A BIG KNEE TO THE FACE OF TARGET! The King of the Mountain covers Target Smiles with a forearm in his face for good measure.

Ref: OOOOONNNNNNE!!!!!…. TWWWWWW-

Stew-O: Target Smiles with the kickout now! He’s still got fight in him!

Jake Mercer: Well if that’s the case then he’s gonna need it. Because Team Monroe is nowhere near through. Speaking of which, Lethal Consequences now stomping at the body of Target Smiles as if he were dirt! Which he is of course.

Stew-O: Oh but Target rolls out of the way and snaps to his feet now. Consequences charges in for a lariat, but Target ducks and hooks his arms FOR A BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! A BEAUTIFUL DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX FROM TARGET! BUT HE’S NOT DONE YET! TARGET QUICKLY TO HIS FEET TO FOLLOW IT UP WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT!

Jake Mercer: HAH! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH THE KNEES UP! TARGET GOT GREEDY! AND NOW HE’LL PAY FOR HIS MISTAKE! Lethal Consequences climbs back to his feet now as Target rolls around the ring holding his stomach. LC quickly hoists him up and flings him SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE CORNER!

Stew-O: AND THEN HE SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE AFTERWARDS! The absolute lack of respect shown by Lethal Consequences!

Jake Mercer: The King of the Mountain doesn’t need to respect this loser! How the hell did he even get selected for this match in the first place?!

Stew-O: For his ability, which he DOES POSSESS!

Jake Mercer: Well I don’t see it. But what I DO SEE IS LC SETTING UP FOR A VERY FAMILIAR MOVE! ROWS PEDA-

Stew-O: NO! TARGET BREAKS FREE FROM THE SWINGING REVERSE STO AND TRIES FOR A SUPERKICK ON LC!

Jake Mercer: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CATCHES HIS FOOT THOUGH! HE SPINS TARGET AROUND AND HITS THE ACID REIGN! THE CUTTER LITERALLY CUT DOWN TARGET SMILES THERE! LC TO THE COVER!

Ref: OOOOOONNNNNNEEE!!!!….. TWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!….. THRRRREE!!!!!…

Stew-O: TARGET SMILES STILL FIGHTS ON!

Jake Mercer: HOW COULD HE SURVIVE LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BIG MONEY MOVE?! IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!

Stew-O: I told ya to stop underestimating Target Smiles Jake, he’s a real fighter!

Jake Mercer: Well either way he’s done for now! The King of the Mountain is setting up for the Lockdown now! There’s no way Target could get himself out of th-

Stew-O: SMALL PACKAGE!

Jake Mercer: WHAT?!

Stew-O: TARGET SMILES WITH THE SMALL PACKAGE! BUT HE RELEASES IT BEFORE THE REFEREE CAN COUNT?!

Jake Mercer: He gets back up to his feet as does LC…

Stew-O: SUPERKICK BY TARGET SMILES! BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WON’T FALL BACK DOWN! Target runs and springs off of the ropes. He leaps through the air AND HITS THE SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW ROUNDHOUSE KICK! THAT KICK STRIKES RIGHT ON THE MONEY AS LC GOES DOWN! TARGET FOR THE COVER!

Ref: OOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!…. TWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!…. THRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Lethal Consequences has been ELIMINATED!

Jake Mercer: WHAT KINDA CHEAP…

Stew-O: TEAM STARR WITH THE EARLY LEAD NOW! TARGET SMILES WITH THE FIRST ELIMINATION OF THE MA-

Jake Mercer: AND RIGHT ON CUE! SCOTT DIAMOND COMES COMES RACING IN AND CLUBS TARGET IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!

Stew-O: Scott Diamond is not playing around after his earlier exchange with Nas as he repeatedly drills his knee into the midsection of Target Smiles. The Hardcore Champion putting everyone on notice right now!

Jake Mercer: As he should! Scott places Target Smiles head between his legs and hoists him up into a Powerbomb clutch. SCOTT GOES CHARGING TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE! LOOK FOR A BUCKLEBOMB!

Stew-O: BUT TARGET COUNTERS IT AND INSTEAD HURRICANRANAS SCOTT DIAMOND BACK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! WHAT A COUNTER!

Jake Mercer: WHAT THE HELL IS HE ON TONIGHT?! HOW IS HE PERFORMING LIKE THIS?!

Stew-O: HE’S GIVING HIS ALL ON BEHALF OF STARR STAN! Target Smiles charging for a running dropkick into the corner BUT Scott Diamond slides out of the ring. Looks like The Champ wants a breather, but I don’t think Target’s gonna let him have it for too long.

Jake Mercer: Target Smiles goes FLYING IN WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! BUT SCOTT DIAMOND WITH THE BEAUTIFUL CATCH! SCOTT LIFTS HIM OVER THE SHOULDER AND CHARGES INTO THE RING POST WITH TARGET! OUCH! AND THEN POWERSLAMS HIM ON THE OUTSIDE FOR GOOD MEASURE!

Stew-O: Well they better get back in the ring before they lose track of time. The Referee looks to be ready to begin his ten count.

Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!THREE!

Jake Mercer: Scott throws Target back in then slides in afterwards. OH HOLD ON! Scott Diamond not lifting up Target, but instead points over at Darkane his number one contender!

Scott Diamond (No-Mic): Watch very carefully, because this is what’s coming for you soon enough.

Stew-O: Darkane looks unfazed Jake! But I think Target is the one we should really be concerned for right now! Target picking himself up as SCOTT RACES IN FOR THE DIAMOND EDGE! SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A CRUSHING SPEAR CONNECTED INTO A SPINEBUSTER! TARGET’S GOTTA BE DONE OFF JUST THAT!

Jake Mercer: HE MOST CERTAINLY MUST BE, but I think Scott wants Darkane’s response more than anyone else’s right now.

Darkane (No-Mic): If that’s the best you can do, you should just hand me the title now.

Stew-O: DID YOU CATCH THAT JAKE?!

Jake Mercer: OF COURSE I DID! DARKANE WITH NO FEAR WHATSOEVER! AND SCOTT DIAMOND LOOKS MORE PISSED THAN ANYTHING ELSE!

Stew-O: Darkane may have screwed Target with his words there. Scott Diamond lifts up Target Smiles and NOW STRIKES HIM DOWN WITH A POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK! SCOTT TO THE COVER!

Ref: OOONNEEEE!!!…. TWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!….. THRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Target Smiles has been ELIMINATED!

Jake Mercer: It’s about TIME! And can we just take a moment to THANK Darkane for putting his upcoming title match before the health and safety of his teammate?

Stew-O: When it comes down to it the survivors will have to face off either way, so I am not shocked about there necessarily being betrayal here. But that was unnecessary!

Jake Mercer: Mind games for Scott Diamond. Speaking of which Darkane is entering the ring now! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THIS IS YOUR UPCOMING HARDCHORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!

Stew-O: And something else is that they have the unique opportunity to be not just Hardcore Champ, but also the Answers World Champion if either one of them can come out on top in the Divide and Conquer here!

Jake Mercer: Very true, but I’ve got a feeling they’re gonna screw each other over in favor of the Hardcore Title Stew. Either way back in the ring Scott is telling Darkane to charge at him! Will Darkane take the bait?

Stew-O: HE WILL! Darkane blitzes at Scott, who anticipates him and goes for an axe handle! BUT DARKANE DUCKS AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES! HE COMES BACK WITH A SPEAR TO THE HARDCORE CHAMP! SCOTT IS DOWN! AND NOW DARKANE CLUBBING HIM WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS!

Jake Mercer: The referee being forced to pull Darkane back here! This is insanity! Darkane has the Hardcore Champion on the ropes after just ONE MOVE! Scott gets back to his feet as Darkane once again and this time LARIATS THE BRAVEHEART DOWN!

Stew-O: HE LIFTS UP SCOTT DIAMOND AND STRIKES WITH ENTER THE GRAVE! THE EVENFLOW DDT!

Jake Mercer: IF DARKANE CAN DO THIS THEN HE COULD VERY QUICKLY BE OUR NEXT HARDCORE CHAMPION! AND NOW DARKANE IS STALKING THE CHAMPION! LIKE A SHARK WHO SMELLS BLOOD! SCOTT IS STUMBLING BACK TO HIS FEET! DARKANE FOR THE DEVIL MAY CR-

Stew-O: URANAGE BACKBREAKER! SCOTT DIAMOND WITH THE AMAZING REFLEXES TO COUNTER WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HIS DEMISE!

Jake Mercer: These two are beating the life out of each other and I LOVE IT! Scott Diamond picking Darkane back up now as he lifts him up for the Crucifix Powerbomb! Cold Hard Justice! This could be the end for Darkane Stew!

Stew-o: I would have to agree, but Darkane is squirming! He wants out! OH MY GOD WHAT A GENIUS COUNTER! DARKANE USED THE BACK OF HIS HEAD TO HEADBUTT THE BACK OF SCOTT DIAMOND’S HEAD! DARKANE RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND BACK… DEVIL MAY CRY! WHAT AN IMPACTFUL SPEAR! DARKANE TO THE COVER!

Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEE!!!!!….. TWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!…. THRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Scott Diamond has been ELIMINATED!

Jake Mercer: Wow… just wow. If that happens when their title match comes, Darkane will most definitely become the NEW EAW Hardcore Champion!

Stew-O: Yes but right now Darkane is still in the running for an Answers World Championship match too! But now I wonder who from Team Monroe would dare step up to this man?

Jacob Senn (No-Mic): I have not forgotten about Dynasty Darkane, you belong to me now!

Jake Mercer: THE MEASURING STICK OF FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY! JACOB SENN IS HERE TO PUNISH DARKANE FOR EMBARRASSING HIM ON DYNASTY A FEW WEEKS AGO!

Stew-O: This time Senn is focused, just look into the eyes of The Punisher. And the two men lock up! Senn now gains the upper hand with the side headlock as Darkane shoves him off! Senn charges back but Darkane ducks and Senn keeps running. Jacob comes back again as Darkane swings for him this time, BUT SENN LEAPFROGS CLEAN OVER DARKANE!

Jake Mercer: Darkane turns around RIGHT INTO A PELE KICK FROM JACOB SENN! SENN IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS IT UP BY LEAPING UP AND DRIVING HIS KNEE INTO THE FACE OF DARKANE! Jacob picking up Darkane by his hair as he shoves him into the corner!

Stew-O: Senn taking some steps back to create distance now…AND HE CHARGES IN DRIVING HIS KNEES INTO THE GUT OF DARKANE! FOLLOWED BY REPEATED STOMPS AS DARKANE IS NOW SEATED IN THE CORNER! JACOB SENN IS ON ANOTHER LEVEL RIGHT NOW FOLKS!

Jake Mercer: And after exuding all that energy against Scott Diamond, you gotta believe that Darkane is winded now. Now Jacob pulls Darkane out from the corner and puts his head between his legs, I wonder what The Punisher could be looking for here?

Stew-O: I dunno but Darkane seems to have other ideas. He sweeps Senn’s legs and then leaps up! JUMPING ELBOW TO THE HEART OF JACOB SENN! Darkane picks Jacob back up and pulls him in for a Short Arm Clothesline! AND A SECOND CLOTHESLINE! DARKANE NOW LOOKING FOR THE THIRD SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!

Jake Mercer: JACOB DUCKS UNDER AND GETS BEHIND HIM! REVERSE HURRICANRANA! DARKANE JUST GOT SPIKED RIGHT ON HIS HEAD! Senn hunched over now regaining his composure. BUT LOOK AT WHERE DARKANE IS! HE’S GONNA TAG OUT!

Stew-O: BUT LOOK AT THIS! THE WAY DARKANE TREATED TARGET SMILES EARLIER IS COMING BACK TO BITE HIM! NONE OF HIS TEAMMATES WANT TO HELP HIM! Senn’s gonna come over and gra-

Jake Mercer: NASIR MOORE JUST TAGGED HIMSELF IN! HE SAVED DARKANE… BUT WHY?!

Stew-O: OOOOOHHH MAN! NAS AND SENN ARE LOOKING EACHOTHER IN THE EYES! YOU CAN SEE THE FIRE BURNING BRIGHT IN BOTH OF THEIR PUPILS! WATCHING MOMENTS LIKE THIS IS WHAT EAW IS ALL ABOUT!

Jake Mercer: THEY LOCK UP NOW! Senn with a side headlock!

Stew-O: But now Nasir shoves Senn away, but pulls him back in transitioning it into a side headlock of his own!

Jake Mercer: JACOB THOUGH WITH THE QUICK ELBOW TO THE GUT AS HE NOW GRABS NAS IN A WAIST LOCK!

Stew-O: BUT ONCE AGAIN NASIR WITH AN ANSWER AS HE FLIPS SENN OVER AND GETS HIM IN A CHIN LOCK!

Jake Mercer: JACOB SENN HOWEVER MUSTERING THE STRENGTH TO STAND UP TO HIS FEET AND DRIVE MORE ELBOWS TO THE MIDSECTION OF NAS, FORCING HIM TO RELINQUISH THE HOLD!

Stew-O: Senn points to the ropes behind Nas. And Moore goes back running off of them as Senn backs up and does the same to the opposite ropes!

Jake Mercer: BOTH MEN ARE CHARGING AT EACH OTHER! BUT WOAH! JACOB SENN SLIDES UNDERNEATH NASIR WHILE AT THE SAME TIME NASIR ROLLS THROUGH THE AIR TO AVOID SENN! BOTH MEN STAND UP AND BEFORE THEY CAN CONTINUE THIS CROWD ERUPTS WITH APPLAUSE FOR BOTH MEN!

Stew-O: What an incredible sequence from two of the best in the world!

Jake Mercer: Jacob here now offering his hand to Nasir.

Jacob Senn (No-Mic): You got some nice moves there kid, I’m actually impressed.

Nasir Moore (No-Mic): I can’t help but say the same to you…

Stew-O: AND THEY SHAKE HANDS WITH THE APPROVAL OF THESE FANS IN ATTENDANCE!

Nasir Moore (No-Mic): …but I almost forgot…I’m NOT a kid!

Jake Mercer: NASIR MOORE PULLS JACOB SENN IN AND HOOKS SENN FOR WHAT LOOKS LIKE THE GRAND SLAM! DON’T TELL ME HE’LL DO THIS TO SENN!

Stew-O: REPEATED ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF NASIR’S HEAD!

Jacob Senn (No-Mic): No chance in HELL am I falling to another one of HIS moves!

Jake Mercer: Jacob Senn now kicking Nasir in the gut as he puts his head between his legs! JACOB’S LADDER! THE CLASH! SENN WITH THE COVER!

Ref: OOONNNEEEEE!!!!!!…. TWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!…. THRRRRRREEEE!!!!!!….

Stew-O: IT’S NOT ENOUGH! NASIR MOORE HANGING ON STILL! JUST HOW DOES HE DO IT?!

Jake Mercer: Who knows? What I do know is he won’t last much longer! Jacob is through playing around with Team Starr! He picks up Nasir and STRIKES WITH THE SECOND CITY COMBINATION! PUNCH! PUNCH! SHOOT KICK! SPINNING BACKFIST! AAAANNNNDDD LARIA-

Stew-O: NASIR DUCKS AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES! SENN TURNS AROUND INTO A KITCHEN SINK! NASIR BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND STRIKES WITH YET ANOTHER KITCHEN SINK! HERE HE COMES ONCE MORE! SENN THROWS A PUNCH BUT NASIR DUCKS! HE REBOUNDS ONE LAST TIME AND HITS A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE ON SENN! NASIR SPRINGS UP AND PUTS UP THE DOUBLE PEACE SIGN FOR THE FANS AND THEY LOVE IT!

Jake Mercer: THERE’S JUST NO WAY! IF HE MANAGES TO EVEN ELIMINATE SENN I’LL BE DAMNED! BUT SENN WISELY ROLLING OUT OF THE RING! Nasir just waiting patiently in the ring as Jacob takes his sweet time coming back into the ring.

Stew-O: Nasir charges but JACOB SIDE STEPS HIM AND THEN CRACKS NAS WITH A RIGHT HAND! A VERY STIFF SHOT FROM THE PUNISHER! SENN WITH MORE STRIKES NOW BACKING NAS UP FURTHER AND FURTHER!

Jake Mercer: NASIR THOUGH WITH THE FORWARD ROLL TO DODGE! AND SENN TURNS AROUND INTO THE RASENGAN! THE BIG FLYING FIST FROM NASIR MOORE!

Stew-O: BUT NASIR CAN’T CAPITALIZE! HE’S TOO WINDED! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AS THE REST OF THEIR RESPECTIVE TEAMMATES ARE STARTING TO GET RESTLESS IN THEIR CORNERS!

Jake Mercer: Nasir climbing back to his feet in the middle meanwhile Senn is using the ring ropes for leverage and assistance.

Stew-O: Both men back to their feet as they’re both huffing and puffing. Nasir staggers back as Senn decides to tag in Nico Borg instead! Mr. Cash in the Vault has entered the match for the first time and he’s got an extremely softened up Nas!

Jake Mercer: Nico going to finally get this piece of trash out of the ring! I’ve seen enough of Nasir Moore for a lifetime just tonight!

Stew-O: Nico goes in and immediately neckbreakers Nasir Moore down! Mr. CITV stomping down on Moore now. Nasir being forced to roll to the outside apron for safety. Nico drags him up by his hair and attempts to suplex him back into the ring! NO! Nasir Moore won’t budge! SHOULDER THRUST FROM NASIR MOORE TO THE GUT OF MR. CITV! AND NOW HE ATTEMPTS TO LEAP BACK IN FOR A SUNSET FLIP! HE’S GOT NICO HOOKED…BUT HE WON’T GO DOWN!

Jake Mercer: NO! NICO BORG WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF NAS! AND NOW HE LIFTS UP NASIR AND DELIVERS A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! PIN COMBO!

Ref: OOOONNNEEEE!!!!!!…. TWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!…. THRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: NASIR POWERS OUT! Nico quickly grabs Nas and snapmares him! AND HE COMES BACK FOR A DROPKICK RIGHT ON THE CHIN! NASIR MOORE IS BEING PICKED APART BY NICO BORG! Nico looking on at the downed Nasir from his corner, relishing every second of this moment! Nico seems to be preparing to charge at Moore for something. This could be Nas’ end here folks!

Jake Mercer: NO! JACOB SENN JUST TAGGED HIMSELF BACK IN! SENN SEEMS LIKE HE WANTS TO END NAS HIMSELF!

Stew-O: But I don’t think Nico is taking too kindly to Senn’s actions though. Nico has NOT exited the ring yet! Actually both men are staring each other down and ignoring a very vulnerable Nasir Moore!

Jake Mercer: Nico finally deciding to exit the ring as Senn now gets a smirk on his face! Jacob turns around RIGHT INTO AND ETHER KICK FROM NASIR MOORE! OH MY GOD! NOOOOO!

Stew-O: NASIR MOORE TO THE COVER ON JACOB SENN!

Ref: OOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!!…. TWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!….. THRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Ring Announcer: Jacob Senn has been ELIMINATED!

Jake Mercer: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?! WHAT THE HELL!

Stew-O: TEAM MONROE LOOKING IN BAD SHAPE RIGHT NOW! WITH JUST NICO AND OASIS LEFT THEY ARE OUTNUMBERED FOUR TO TWO! TEAM STARR HAS DOUBLE THE MEMBERS NOW!

Jake Mercer: Nasir stumbles back to his feet as Scott Oasis slowly enters the ring with a big grin on his face! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR! THE REPRESENTATION OF EVERYTHING RIGHT ABOUT DYNASTY IS ABOUT TO CRUSH THE BIGGEST CANCER THIS BRAND HAS!

Stew-O: Nasir stumbles further back and tags in Ahren Fournier! Fournier blitzes right in and starts clubbing Oasis, surprising Monroe’s Team Captain! Ahren finishing it off with a Snap Suplex!

Jake Mercer: Fournier with knees to Oasis! HE’S TRYING TO KEEP THE ICEMAN DOWN! FOURNIER WITH THE SOUND STRATEGY FOR HANDLING SCOTT!

Stew-O: OASIS HOWEVER EXPLODES OUT! AHREN BEING SENT FLYING BACK AND OASIS IMMEDIATELY RUNS OUT AND OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEXES AHREN! FOURNIER GETS BACK UP AS OASIS LIFTS HIM UP! BATTLE CRY! THE SPINNING SIDE SLAM!

Jake Mercer: SCOTT OASIS IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW! HE CANNOT BE STOPPED! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE REST OF TEAM STARR IS RUSHING IN TO TRY! HERE COMES TYLER PARKER! GERMAN SUPLEX! NOW NASIR MOORE! GERMAN SUPLEX! AND EVEN DARKANE! GERMAN SUPLEX!

Stew-O: ALL THAT REMAINS IS AHREN FOURNIER! OASIS GETS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! SEEK AND DESTROY! THE PSYCHO DRIVER! OASIS COVERS! WAIT A SECOND! REF HIS FEET ARE ON THE ROPES!

Ref: OOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!!….. TWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!!….. THRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Ahren Fournier has been ELIMINATED!

Jake Mercer: AND JUST LIKE THAT A MEMBER OF TEAM STARR IS OUT! OASIS IS GONNA CLEAN UP AND SEBASTIAN MONROE WILL REMAIN WHERE HE BELONGS! AND EVEN BETTER OASIS WILL BE REWARDED WITH A TITLE MATCH AGAINST THE PIZZA BOY AND HAVE HIS REVENGE!

Stew-O: You’re so sure of that huh?

Jake Mercer: YES I AM! Especially when the legal man is now Nasir Moore! Oasis is going to rip him to PIECES!

Stew-O: This is gonna be uncomfortable to watch…

Jake Mercer: Oasis wrapping his hands around Nasir’s neck and lifting him to his feet! BIEL TOSS! WHAT STRENGTH! OASIS BLITZES BACK AT NAS AND SHOULDER THRUSTS HIM DEEP INTO THE CORNER! JUST LOOK AT NAS THROW HIS WEAK PUNCHES! THEY DON’T EVEN FAZE THE TEMPLE THAT IS SCOTT OASIS’ BODY!

Stew-O: You’ve got a strange obsession with that guy. Either way I must agree on one thing. Nasir Moore is in no condition to be taking on Oasis! His punches are barely landing, let alone actually doing damage! OASIS LIFTS HIM UP IN A MILITARY PRESS! AND HE CATCHES NAS MID AIR! MILITARY PRESS SPINEBUSTER! WHAT A MANEUVER FROM THE ICE MAN!

Jake Mercer: You’re darn right! Scott’s got this in the bag! He can end it whenever he feels like it! AND HE PUTS NAS’ HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS! THIS MUST BE IT! NAS IS AS GOOD AS-

Stew-O: BLACK CHAPTER! THE SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM TYLER PARKER!

Jake Mercer: WHAAAAAAT?!!?!?!?!?!?

Stew-O: Tyler Parker dragging Nasir over to their corner! AND TYLER GETS THE TAG! TYLER PARKER IS BACK IN AN EAW RING COMPETING! THESE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET AND OASIS DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT HIM!

Jake Mercer: NO NO NO NO! THIS IS ALL WRONG! IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN LIKE THIS!

Stew-O: TYLER PARKER CLUTCHES OASIS FROM BEHIND! ACROSS THE PARK! THE ROLLING CUTTER CUTS DOWN SCOTT OASIS! TYLER COVERS AND HOOKS THE LEG!

Ref: OOOOONNNEEEEEE!!!!!… TWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!…. THRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING?! IS THIS REAL LIFE?!

Stew-O: YES! THIS IS REALITY! STARR STAN IS GOING TO WIN THE TEAM MATCH AND FINALLY BRING HONORABLE LEADERSHIP TO FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!

Jake Mercer: DON’T BE SO SURE! THIS WOULDN’T BE THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY A FAN FAVORITE TEAM BLEW A THREE TO ONE LEAD STEW! NICO BORG IS MR. CASH IN THE VAULT FOR A REASON! HE’LL SET THINGS RIGHT IN THE GREAT NAME OF SEBASTIAN MONROE!

Stew-O: Well Nico is in now face to face with Tyler Parker! And Nico for a dropkick, but Tyler swats it away! Tyler picks up Nico and gets him on his shoulders! BUT NICO SLIDES BEHIND HIM AND SWEEPS HIS LEGS!

Jake Mercer: Nico Borg runs off the ropes and comes back for a sliding dropkick on Tyler Parker! Nico then lifts up Tyler and irish whips him into the ropes! Tyler ducks a back elbow from Borg and SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULTS HIM! PARKER IMMEDIATELY PICKS HIM UP AND LIFTING INVERTED DDTS HIM AS WELL!

Stew-O: Tyler is going ALL OUT to ensure Team Starr wins! He now lifts up Nico and hits him with a Wheelbarrow Facebuster followed by a cover!

Ref: OOOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!…. TWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!…. THRRRRRRREEEE!!!….

Jake Mercer: NICO’S STILL IN THIS THING! HE’S NOT BACKING DOWN JUST YET!

Stew-O: He’s gonna have to give it his ALL to survive these three men, that is for sure.

Jake Mercer: Tyler tries to pick Nico back up but he strikes with a quick throat jab! AND NOW HE LAYS OUT PARKER WITH A DISCUS LARIAT! NICO BORG SCALES UP THE TOP TURNBUCKLE NOW! IS HE GONNA GO FOR IT?! YES! THE LEAP OF FAITH! THE FROG SPLASH CONNECTS AS HE PINS TYLER PARKER!

Ref: OOOONNNEEEEE!!!!….. TWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!…… THRRRRRRRR-

Stew-O: Tyler kicks out! Nico though is not through just yet! He grabs Tyler and puts his head between his legs. MAYBE THIS COULD BE THE END?!

Jake Mercer: NO! IT LOOKED LIKE NICO WANTED THE LAST RITES THERE, BUT TYLER PARKER WITH THE BACK BODY DROP SAVES HIMSELF! AND HE WASTES NO TIME SCRAMBLING TO THE CORNER TO GO AND TAG IN DARKANE!

Stew-O: Darkane slowly enters the ring as he and Nico stare down now. Nico Borg quickly goes for a knee to the midsection, but Darkane blocks it with his own knee and quickly jabs Nico! ANOTHER SHOT! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! DARKANE EXPLODING WITH FISTS!

Jake Mercer: NICO CATCHES ONE AND GIVES DARKANE A SOLID HEADBUTT HOWEVER! NICO HOLDING HIS CHEEK AS HE STARES DOWN AT DARKANE WITH FURY IN HIS EYES!

Stew-O: NICO DRAGGING DARKANE OVER TO THE CORNER! BACK ELBOW! A SECOND! A THIRD! A FOURTH! AND HERE GOES NICO WITH A BURST OF HIS OWN! GOD WHAT AN ONSLAUGHT OF STRIKES!

Jake Mercer: DARKANE DUCKS ONE AND QUICKLY SHOVES NICO’S HEAD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! DARKANE QUICKLY STEPS OUT AND STINGER SPLASHES NICO BORG! NICO’S DOWN AS DARKANE NOW STALKS HIM FROM A DISTANCE! IS HE GOING FOR THE DEVIL MAY CRY ALREADY?! HE RUNS OUT AND-

Stew-O: NOPE! INSTEAD HE GETS A MALTESE CROSS FROM NICO BORG! NICO CATCHING DARKANE MID SPRINT AND DELIVERING AN AIR RAID CRASH! WHAT AN AMAZING COUNTER!

Jake Mercer: HE IS MR. CASH IN THE VAULT FOR A REASON STEW! EVEN WITHOUT THIS MATCH HE’S GOT A GUARANTEED WORLD TITLE MATCH IN THE FUTURE! SOMETHING THESE THREE MEN CANNOT BOAST!

Stew-O: SOMETHING ELSE HE MAY BE ABLE TO BOAST IS ELIMINATING DARKANE IF HE LANDS THIS MOVE HERE, THE LAST RITES! HERE IT COMES… YES! COVER!

Ref: OOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!…. TWWWWOOOOOO!!!!….. THRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Darkane has been ELIMINATED!

Jake Mercer: AND NOW IT’S ONLY TWO TO ONE! AS NASIR MOORE STEPS BACK IN! AND AT THIS RATE IT WILL BE TYLER PARKER VERSUS NICO BORG TO SEE WHO TAKES ON PIZZA BOY NEXT! NAS COULDA BEEN IN THE RUNNING TOO BUT HE’S FOOLISHLY SACRIFICING HIMSELF HERE AND NOW!

Stew-O: I’d hate to admit it Jake, but you might be right about this one. Nasir is SO WINDED AFTER THIS DAY! There’s just NO WAY he can survive much more of this! Nico quickly grabs Nas from behind and arm drags him down! Then picks him back up and snapmares him! NICO RUNNING FOR THE ENZUIGIRI!

Jake Mercer: NASIR LEANS BACK AND DODGES! PROBABLY NOT ON PURPOSE EITHER! NICO TURNS AROUND ANGRY AND RUNS BACK AT NASIR AS HE ACTUALLY DUCKS NICO AGAIN AND RUNS IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! THEY BOTH COME BACK AND-

Stew-O: ETHER!

Jake Mercer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOT LIKE THIS! NICO CAN STILL KICK OUT! IT CANNOT END LIKE THIS!

Stew-O: IT CAN AND IT WILL! COVER BY NAS AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!

Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!…. TWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!…. THRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Nico Borg has been ELIMINATED!

Jake Mercer: SAY IT AIN’T SO STEW! IT’S THE END OF AN ERA ON DYNASTY! SEBASTIAN MONROE IS OUT OF THE JOB!

Stew-O: AND IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME HE WAS! NICO OUTLASTED FOUR HALL OF FAME PARTNERS, BUT STILL EVEN HE COULDN’T LAST TILL THE END! NASIR MOORE AND TYLER PARKER ARE ALL THAT REMAIN!

Jake Mercer: BUT WHAT THAT MEANS IS NOW THEY ARE ALL THAT STANDS BETWEEN EACH OTHER AND PIZZA BOY! THERE’S NO WAY NASIR COULD TAKE ON TYLER IN HIS CONDITION!

Tyler Parker (No-Mic): You might as well just wal- I mean, limp away while you still can Nas. No one would blame you.

Nasir Moore (No-Mic): No…I’ve come so far…and achieved so much in these twenty four hours…it does NOT! END! HERE!

Stew-O: NASIR MOORE SWINGS WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND TO TYLER PARKER! CATCHING THE HALL OF FAMER RIGHT IN THE JAW! TYLER STAGGERS BACK SHOCKED THAT NAS CAN EVEN STILL THROW A SOLID PUNCH!

Jake Mercer: I’m surprised too, but let’s be honest. This is gonna be over in a matter of moments anyways. Nas trying to make his cute little final stand won’t prove anything more than his ignorance and stupidity as usual!

Stew-O: TYLER CHARGES AT NASIR FOR A RUNNING DDT! IT CONNECTS! Tyler picks up Nas and leans him in the corner. Now he sits him up on the top turnbuckle! What’s Tyler doing?! MUSCLE BUST- NO! NASIR KICKS TYLER AWAY! DIVING CROSSBODY!

Jake Mercer: TYLER ROLLS THROUGH WITH NASIR IN HIS ARMS! BACKBREAKER! BUT NASIR STILL GETTING UP TO HIS HANDS AND KNEES! JUST STAY DOWN ALREADY!

Stew-O: TYLER PARKER LIFTS HIM UP AND HITS HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! AND NOW A SECOND! AND THE THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX IS A RELEASE! NASIR LOOKS LIMP NOW!

Jake Mercer: Tyler’s done playing games. HE LIFTS NASIR UP IN A CRUCIFIX HOLD! ON THE CROSS! NASIR JUST GOT BLASTED WITH THAT BIG NECKBREAKER! IT’S FINISHED HERE AND NOW!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!…. TWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!…. THRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: IT’S! NOT! EVEN! ENOUGH!

Jake Mercer: HOW?! JUST HOW?! JUST WHAT IS HE?!

Stew-O: NASIR MOORE STILL IN THIS THING AFTER KICKING OUT OF THAT BIG MOVE OF TYLER’S! AND THE RETURNING HALL OF FAMER LOOKS PISSED! HE PICKS UP NASIR FROM BEHIND! HE’S GONNA TAKE NAS ACROSS THE PARK! IF THIS DOESN’T FINISH IT I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL!

Jake Mercer: This BETTER BE THE END! I’M SICK OF THIS! HERE TYLER GOES!

Stew-O: NASIR SPINS OUT OF IT! AND GRABS TYLER’S LEFT ARM! HE DRAGS HIM TO THE GROUND! THE FOURTH SEAL! SHADES OF THE SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER BRIAN DANIELS! NASIR MOORE WITH THE FOURTH SEAL ON TYLER PARKER!

Jake Mercer: DON’T TELL ME THAT THIS IS HAPPENING! IT COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE RIGHT NOW!

Stew-O: OH IT CAN! BECAUSE TYLER PARKER IS TAPPING OUT! IT’S OVER! YES YES YES!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“I Am Electric” by Heaven’s Basement plays once again as Nasir Moore lays in the middle of the ring spread out looking up at the headlights. The entire arena is roaring for him and you can see the faintest smile on his face as well as a few tears.)

Ring Announcer: Here is you winner and the NEEEEWWWWWW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP… NAAAAAAASSSSIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR MOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: I cannot believe this. What kind of a cheesy miracle did I just witness?!

Stew-O: YOU’RE DARN RIGHT IT’S A MIRACLE! PERFORMED BY THE MAN OF MIRACLES HIMSELF! NASIR MOORE HAS MADE HISTORY TONIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AS NOT ONLY DID HE BEAT CM BANKS EARLIER ON IN THE NIGHT, BUT HE IS NOW THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE PIZZA BOY AND IS THE DIRECT CAUSE OF SEBASTIAN MONROE BEING REMOVED FROM POWER FOR DYNASTY!

Jake Mercer: FINE! I guess I’ll give him some credit, he did Dynasty good tonight against Banks…

Stew-O: What a moment for not only Nasir Moore but for ALL of Friday Night Dynasty!

(Nasir Moore jumps onto the top of the turnbuckle and with a emotional look on his face, takes in the adulation of the crowd and we see StarrStan rush out from the backstage to meet the sole survivor of his team. He holds the hand of Nasir Moore high in the air as he celebrates with him the right to be named the sole General Manager of Dynasty and Nasir takes the cherished moment in.)

(Ad for the 2017 EAW Tag Team Grand Prix – Starting NEXT WEEK!)

(The camera transitions back to Krestovsky Stadium)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next match is SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!… AND IT IS FOR THE OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

(“Faust” – Silent Armada hits as Jon McAdams makes his way through the curtain with Amadeus and Solomon Caine follow behind. The stage slowly make their way down to the ring to a chorus of boos.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing the challenger accompanied to the ring by Amadeus and Solomon Caine!… He is from London, England, weighing in tonight at ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE POUNDS!!… JON!! MCADAMS!!…

Drake: I can’t keep up with that Sanitorium. It’s like all I see whenever I’m forced to watch one of them compete is another new face.

Pierre: Well, the Sanitorium look to bring one hell of a prize back to the family in the form of the Openweight Championship! Will either of those two men play a factor in the outcome of tonight match up. You have to know the McAdams is confident, but Ryan Marx has pushed himself to a brand new level!

Drake: In other words; Voltage doesn’t have a chance.

(“Tempest” – Deftones hits as Ryan Marx makes his way through the curtain with the Openweight Championships wrapped around his waist to an eruption of both cheers and boo’s.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing the champion from London, England, weighing in tonight at TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY POUNDS!! HE IS THE OPENWEIGHT CHAMPION!!… RYAN MAAAAAARRRRRRRXXXXXX!!

Pierre: I think that Ryan Marx is only thinking about one thing tonight; if he can get past the Voltage challenger, he is only one more win away from being able to cash that championship in for the opportunity to compete for the main gold.

Drake: This is Ryan Marx can’t to reaffirm his position with that championship. That World Championship match will linger in the back of his mind while he holds that championship, but he can’t allow that to cause the man to make mistakes.

Pierre: The man has his hands full tonight with no only Jon McAdams, but with the two men standing outside the ring also. But, without further adieu, let’s get this thing started.

(The referee takes the championship away from Ryan Marx and quickly gives McAdams a look before making his way back to the centre of the ring, raising the championship his into the air. The referee hands the championship to the time keeper before calling for the bell.)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Pierre: The bell rings and this championship contest is now officially underway – and instantly both Amadeus and Caine leap up onto the apron! Marx doesn’t wait and fires with a right hand to the jaw of Caine! Marx fires with one at Amadeus – but McAdams from behind! McAdams with a forearm to the back of the head of Marx! Marx drops down to a knee and McAdams fires with a clubbing blow to the back of the shoulders! Another! McAdams drags Marx up to his feet and sends him into the corner with an irish whip! Marx hits the corner – and McAdams follows with a running forearm!

Drake: This is what McAdams needs to do; use his speed and use every advantage he can to keep over the champion. Marx is stunned as he stumbles out of the corner and McAdams fires at the hamstring with a stiff kick! McAdams connects with a second dropping the Openweight Champion to a knee. McAdams beginning to build a full head of steam and drives both feet into the side of the head with a running dropkick. Marx sent rolling under the bottom rope as Amadeus and Caine look to swarm.

Pierre: The referee quickly getting between the two, explaining the possible consequences in they’re to interfere in this championship contest. McAdams stands in the ring as Marx gets back to his feet. McAdams doesn’t look to give the man any chance to recover, vaulting himself over the top rope – BUT RYAN MARX CATCHES HIM! A smirk crosses the face of Marx BEFORE HE LAUNCHES HIM BACK INTO THE BARRICADE WITH THE FALL OF MAN! JON MCADAMS CRASHES INTO THE BARRICADE AS RYAN MARX CONNECTS WITH THE FALLAWAY SLAM! McAdams’ spine jars him pain as Ryan drags him back to his feet and rolls him back into the ring.

Drake: That shows how much one mistake is going to hurt McAdams! McAdams clutches at his spine and Marx shoots up to the top rope; McAdams is back to his feet as Marx leaps! DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! McAdams goes down at Marx shoots into the cover!

ONE!! TWO!! KICKOUT!!

Pierre: McAdams powers out just after two –

Drake: Marx knew that he wasn’t going to get the win there, but wanted McAdams to exert the energy of powering out of the attempt. Marx shoots back to his feet and just stalks as McAdams pushes himself back up. McAdams is back up to his feet and is met by a stiff forearm to the jaw! European Uppercut! I think! Therefore I am! SUPERKICK! McAdams catches the boot and swings Marx around! MCADAMS WITH A HEADBUTT! Marx shakes his head and swings with a wild haymaker, but McAdams ducks underneath! McAdams fires at the ribs with a kick, but Marx catches the leg AND LOCKS THE HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF THE CHALLENGER! MARX LOOKING FOR A BIG TIME CHOKESLAM, BUT MCADAMS CATCHES HIM WITH A KNEE TO THE JAW AS MARX POWERS HIM INTO THE AIR! McAdams drops back down to his feet as Marx stumbles back into the corner!

Pierre: Running corner dropkick! Both feet driven flush into the jaw and face of the champion! Marx stumbles back out of the corner and McAdams powers Marx up onto his shoulders and sends him down to the canvas with a rolling fireman’s carry slam! McAdams rolls straight back to his feet and jumps up onto the middle rope before leaping back and driving the elbow straight to the chest with a twisting diving elbow! McAdams hooks the leg!

ONE!! KICKOUT!!

Pierre: Marx doesn’t waste any time, firing that shoulder off the canvas just after one! Jon looking out at the two men standing on the outside as the tell him to maintain the control. Break down Marx so he can’t get that shoulder up. McAdams nods his head before rolling onto the apron and beginning to make his way up to the top rope! Marx isn’t too far behind him; McAdams realises this and desperately tried to steady himself, but Marx meets him with a right hand! Marx with a second and makes his way up to the middle rope. McAdams fires back with a shot of his own! McAdams with a headbutt! Marx almost falls back, but catches himself on the top rope!

Drake: McAdams needs to come out on the better side of this exchange! McAdams pulls Marx in as a smile crosses his face! McAdam looking for a Super Tornado DDT from the middle rope, but Marx fights it! Marx knows he can’t allow McAdams to connect! Marx latches onto the top rope, but McAdams maintains his grip and position and turns it into the Guillotine! Brilliant move from the challenger! Marx trying to block the move and in doing so, opened him up into the submission! The referee begins his count as Marx begins to fade!

ONE!.. TWO!.. THREE!.. FOUR!..

Pierre: The challenger releases, but the damage may have been done. It does not take long for that move to wear you down with the lack of blood flow to the brain! McAdams is seated on the top rope and pushes both feet into the chest of the champion and pushes him back! Marx crashes back down to the canvas as McAdams remains perched! MCADAMS LEAPS AND CONNECTS WITH THE FROGSPLASH! MCADAMS CLUTCHING ONTO HIS STOMACH AND DRAGS HIMSELF INTO THE COVER! WE COULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!

ONE!! TWO!! KICKOUT!!

Pierre: KICKOUT BY THE CHAMPION!

Drake: But, you can feel that McAdams is taking control of the contest! He’s striking where best possible when giving up such a weight difference. McAdams has had to adjust and has adjusted perfectly! McAdams gets back to his feet and calls for the end! McAdams is ready to put away the Openweight Champion and take the championship for his own! A stunned Ryan Marx is pushing his way back to the corner as McAdams stalks! McAdams making his way up to the middle rope as Marx tries shaking out the cobwebs! Marx is up! LEAPING HEAD TRAUMA! NO, MARX CATCHES HIM! MARX SAW IT COMING AND POWERS MCADAMS BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!

Pierre: LOOK AT THE EYES OF RYAN MARX; HIS DEMEANOR HAS COMPLETELY CHANGED! Marx powers McAdams back to his feet and launches him back into the corner! European Uppercut! Another! Another! Another! A fourth! Fifth! Sixth! Seventh! Eighth! Ninth! Tenth! Unrelenting shots by the champion to challenger! McAdams may be on dream street as Ryan grabs him by the arm, drags him out of the corner and pulls him in! Marx powers him up into the air! NEW HEIGHTS! VERTICAL SUPLEX DDT! NO, MCADAMS FLOATS OVERHEAD AND DROPS BEHIND THE CHAMPION! McAdam locks the waist – BUT MARX FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF THE NASTIEST ELBOWS I HAVE EVER SEEN! MCADAMS STAGGERS AS MARX TURNS AROUND AND FIRES WITH A BRUTAL HAYMAKER! THE IMPACT TURNING MCADAMS AROUND BEFORE HE STARTS TO DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS! MARX DOESN’T LET HIM FALL, INSTEAD PULLING HIM BACK INTO POSITION! MCADAMS POWERED UP INTO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION! THERE’S ONLY ONE THING COMING! THE IVORY TOWER!

Drake: MCADAMS ROLLS THROUGH INTO THE PIN! WHAT A COUNTER!

ONE!! TWO!! THREE-KICKOUT!!

Drake: DID HE GET HIM!?

Pierre: NO, MARX KICKED OUT!! BOTH MEN SCRAMBLE TO THEIR FEET, MARX A STEP QUICKER! MARX IS UP – SO IS MCADAMS! MARX CATCHES HIM WITH THE HAND AROUND THE THROAT! WAIT!! AMADEUS AND CAINE ARE BACK UP ONTO THE APRON! MARX RELEASES MCADAMS AND TURNS HIS ATTENTION TOWARDS THE TWO!! THE REFEREE GETTING BETWEEN THE THREE – BUT MCADAMS FROM BEHIND! NO MARX MOVES AND MCADAMS HITS AMADEUS AND CAINE! MCADAMS IS IN SHOCK! RYAN FROM BEHIND! POWERING MCADAMS UP! MCADAMS IS TRYING TO FIGHT IT! THE IVORY TOWER! MCADAMS DRIVEN BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS! MARX HOLDS THE PIN!

ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“Tempest” – Deftone hits as Marx gets back to his feet and is handed the Openweight Championship)

Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall…. AND STTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL EAW OPENWEIGHT CHAMPION….. RYAN MAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRXXXXXXX!!!!

Drake: SHOWDOWN, BABY! HE DID IT! WE DID IT! I LIKE TO BELIEVE EVEN I DID IT AND THAT NOTHING ON THIS BRAND COULD HAVE HAPPENED WITHOUT ME!

Pierre: What a contest between these two young men tonight! They gave it their absolute all in every aspect, but it looks a though Ryan Marx had more in him to walk out of here with the Openweight Championship still around his waist!

Drake: Yeah, yeah, yeah – McAdams did a good job and A for Effort and at least you tried, but that’s all in the past now! Showdown continues to dominate! Ryan Marx is one win away from being able to cash in that Openweight Title for a World Title shot, and the only thing standing in his way… Is a chick.

(Drake tries to stifle his laughter)

Pierre: You’re a big fan of the Heart Break Gal though, isn’t she a “chick”?

(Ryan Marx celebrates with his Openweight Championship as he makes his way up the ramp)

Drake: Uhhh no, HBG is beyond all that. She’s a LEGEND. Empire though? All I can say is, I look forward to Marx’s World Title shot! I don’t care who the Empire rep is – they’re gonna swoon into submission the moment they step into the ring with Marx! Congratulations to the Champ!

 

(The camera transitions backstage to Brian Daniels watching Ryan Marx celebrate his victory on a television in his Office as the door can be heard opening)

???: Hello, hello, hello…

(Brian Daniels turns to see a smiling Prince of Phenomenal, dressed in street clothes and carrying the National Elite Championship on his shoulder)

POP: You wanted to speak with me?

Brian: I sure did.

POP: I assume you wanted to congratulate me on my record-breaking victory tonight? I mean, did you see that out there? I don’t think ANYONE has ever beaten somebody’s ass in record time like that in the history of Territorial Invasion? I’ll have my people look into it and–

Brian: Actually… No. I didn’t call you here to congratulate you. Though, yeah, congrats.

(POP becomes visibly annoyed as he glares at Daniels)

POP: Then what do you want? I’m kinda busy. It’s been a long, LONG time since I’ve held gold here in EAW, and you know, it’s a lot tougher than I remember. I’ve got autographs to sign and pictures to take, and–

Brian: POP…

POP: Okay, you caught me, I don’t let fans get close enough to me to allow autographs or pictures, but I’m still busy, alright?

Brian: Actually, I brought you here because I’ve got some big news, and I thought it would be the most fitting to announce that news here at Territorial Invasion.

POP: Oh, damn, you retiring too? Too many bumps to the head like Robbie? Do you keep forgetting what your lines are and where your Office is?

Brian: Funny. That’s funny, POP, you’re a funny guy. The announcement is kind of funny too, actually.

POP: Is that so?

Brian: That’s right. How does this sound…. At Road To Redemption… The Prince of Phenomenal….

POP: NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION…

Brian: Right, The Prince of Phenomenal, National Elite Champion, will defend his Title against…. None other than….

POP: I’m liking this. Who’s it gonna be? You bring HBB back from the dead? Is Mak “back” again? Does Banks want me to put him out of his misery?

Brian: You will be facing none other than…. Absolutely nobody.

(POP stares at Brian for several seconds in confusion)

POP: Come again?

Brian: Nobody. You’re not gonna defend the National Elite Title at Road To Redemption.

POP: Uhhhh… I feel like, that’s…. I don’t know, a stupid idea?

(Brian laughs)

Brian: That’s what makes it so funny! It sounds downright stupid, doesn’t it? Well that’s because you’ve got something bigger coming your way.

(POP looks at Brian, suspicious)

POP: Something bigger? Bigger than defending my Title at Road To Redemption?

Brian: That’s right, because in a few weeks or so, you, POP, will defend the National Elite Championship against one…. Two… Three… Four….

POP: Hold on, hold on – how many people am I defending it against?

Brian: Five. You, POP, are going to defend the National Elite Championship against five men… Inside an Elimination Chamber in a few weeks on SHOWDOWN!

(POP stares at Brian)

POP: Elimination Chamber? On Showdown? I have to…. Wait, what? Is this some kind of joke?

Brian: Hey, I told you it’s funny, right? Hahaha! Good luck!

(Brian sarcastically laughs as he slaps POP on the shoulder)

POP: ….

(A worried POP takes his leave as Brian Daniels looks on)

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(A video package plays; highlighting the feud between John Doe/Rex McAllister and The Heart Break Gal/Devan Dubian, beginning when John Doe intervened in the Number One Contender’s Triple Threat Match at Dia Del Diablo, helping Rex McAllister win. Devan Dubian and the Heart Break Gal are shown pursuing John Doe and screwing Rex McAllister out of his EAW Championship Match with Tiberius IV on the following Showdown. Both teams are shown brawling with one another on the final Showdown before Territorial Invasion)

(The camera cuts back to Krestovsky Stadium as the lights go out while flames begin to rise from the stage)

“Mas tragam Lúcifer pra mim”

(Various images run across the screen of John Doe)

“Em uma bandeja pra mim”

(Various words appear, written in fire, such as “X” and “The Man With No Name”)

“Em uma bandeja pra mim”

(More flames rise upon the stage)

“Em uma bandeja pra mim”

(The flames abruptly stop before the lights in the Stadium come back on to reveal a close up of John Doe – dressed in red and black tights with a custom leather jacket on with a large “X” embedded on it, wearing sunglasses as he points towards the camera with a gun gesture – while “The Killing Joke” by Captain Murphy plays all throughout the Stadium)

Announcer: The following is an Extreme Rules Tag Team Contest scheduled for ONE fall!….. First, making his way towards the ring…. Hailing from Parts Unknown!…. He weighed in tonight at 203 Pounds!…. HE IS “THE MAN WITH NO NAME”…. THIS IS JOHN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE!!!….

Pierre: A very enigmatic aura around this man – I don’t think we’ve ever gotten any sort of direct explanation for why he’s done what he’s done here in EAW thus far, but he’s certainly made waves regardless, and now he’s found himself in a huge contest against two EAW Legends that would love nothing more than to see his head on a spike.

Drake: He’s obviously a mental patient that spent his life dedicated to winning Drake Jaeger Look-a-like Contests! He has no business messing with the Heart Break Gal, and he’s gonna regret every decision he made that led him to this ass stomping tonight!

(“Rise Up” by Drowning Pool plays all throughout the Stadium as Rex McAllister makes his way out to the stage in black and white attire with a look of determination)

Announcer: And his partner…. Making his way towards the ring…. Hailing from Sea Isle, New Jersey!…. He weighed in at 238 Pounds!…. REX MCAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIISSSSSTTTTEEEERRRRR!!!….

Pierre: Without a doubt, he’s one of EAW’s most talented young prospects and certainly has a future as a World Champion, but he’s ran into one heck of a roadblock on his way to achieving just that after John Doe decided to get himself involved with Rex McAllister’s business, claiming he intended to help him rise above the likes of HBG and Devan Dubian.

(“King of the World” by Porcelain and The Tramps plays all throughout the Stadium as the Heart Break Gal makes her way out to the stage in blue and black attire)

Announcer: And their opponents!…. First, making her way towards the ring…. Hailing from Dallas, Texas!…. She weighed in at 130 Pounds!…. SHE IS “THE CONSIGLIERE”…. THE HEART! BREAK!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!….

Drake: AND HERE SHE COMES! SHUT THE HELL UP, PIERRE, AND LET ME TAKE CARE OF THIS, BECAUSE THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW HOW ABOUT THE GREATNESS OF HBG AND YOU SIMPLY CANNOT DO IT JUSTICE! SHE’S A FOUR-TIME, FOUR-TIME, FOUR-TIME, FOUR-TIME VIXENS CHAMPION! A FORMER EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION! AND SOON ENOUGH WHEN SHE PUTS DOE AND REX INTO THE GROUND, SHE’LL BE WELL ON HER WAY TO BECOMING A WORLD CHAMPION! NO DOUBT! NO DOUBT IN MY MIND! HOPEFULLY DEVAN DUBIAN DOESN’T BLOW THIS FOR HER!

(The Heart Break Gal remains at the bottom of the ramp, staring down with John Doe and Rex McAllister in the ring as “This Means War” by Avenged Sevenfold plays all throughout the Stadium while Devan Dubian makes his way out to the stage in silver and black attire)

Announcer: And her partner!…. Making his way towards the ring…. Hailing from Leicester, England, United Kingdom!…. He weighed in at 230 Pounds!…. HE IS “THE AMAZING EMIR”…. DEVAN DUUUUUUUUUU–

Pierre: DUBIAN AND HBG AREN’T WAITING ANY LONGER AS THEY BOTH SLIDE INTO THE RING AND COLLIDE WITH REX AND DOE!! THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL FOR THIS EXTREME RULES TAG TEAM CONTEST!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Drake: DOE AND DUBIAN ARE GOING AT IT WHILE HBG DRIVES REX INTO THE NEARBY CORNER AND NAILS HIM WITH A SHOULDER THRUST! Rex with clubbing blows to the spine of HBG, doing all he can to escape, but she’s not letting up as she connects with a second shoulder thrust! Doe with a knee to the mid-section of Dubian! HE SENDS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES! Dubian catches himself on the apron! He’s not going anywhere! He looks as determined as he’s ever been as he and Doe lock eyes! DOE CHARGES IN! DUBIAN’S BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE NAILS THE INCOMING DOE WITH A BIG FOREARM TO THE FACE! HBG backs up and charges in! She’s caught with a boot to the mouth from Rex! REX CLIMBS UP! HBG RUSHES IN AND CLOCKS HIM WITH AN ELBOW! SHE’S CLIMBING UP THERE! Dubian grabs Doe, pulling him in! HE’S GOT HIM UP!! SUPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE!! NO–DOE STOPS IT WITH A KNEE DOWN INTO THE SKULL OF DUBIAN! ANOTHER KNEE CONNECTS!

Pierre: Doe manages to escape, dropping down on the apron next to Dubian! Doe with a right hand! Dubian fires back with a shot of his own! HBG is laying into Rex on the top! SHE’S SETTING HIM UP! SUPERPLEX!! REX IS FIGHTING IT! RAPID-FIRE SHOTS INTO THE MID-SECTION OF HBG! Doe and Dubian continue to lay into one another on the apron! DOE BREAKS THROUGH THE ASSAULT WITH A LOUD KNEE TO THE JAW OF DUBIAN!! DUBIAN IS BARELY HANGING ON! ANOTHER KNEE!! IT’S CAUGHT BY DUBIAN! HE NAILS DOE WITH A DIRECT SHOT TO THE FACE ANOTHER! A FOREARM NOW! DUBIAN’S UNLOADING! DOE IS HANGING ON BY A THREAD! Dubian grabs Doe by the hair, pulling him up! BLEEDING EDGE ON THE APRON?!!!!

Drake: NO–DOE PUSHES HIM OFF–YAKUZA KICK OFF THE BACK OF DUBIAN’S SKULL!! DOE PULLS HIM IN!! DRAGON SUPLEX!!! GOOD GOD–A DRAGON SUPLEX DROPS DEVAN DUBIAN RIGHT ON THE UNFORGIVING RING APRON AS HE DROPS DOWN, WRITHING IN PAIN!! THAT DIDN’T LOOK GOOD WHATSOEVER!

Pierre: Dubian may be out of the equation for now as Rex begins to turn the tables on HBG up on the top! HE DROPS DOWN THROUGH THE LEGS OF HBG, PULLING HER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! HE CHARGES AHEAD WITH HBG IN HIS GRASP–RUNNING POWERBOMB!!! NO–HURRICANRANA!! HBG TURNS IT INTO A HURRICANRANA AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND, SENDING REX MCALLISTER THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE! The Heart Break Gal rises back to her feet as John Doe looks on from the apron with a sinister smirk across his face! The two lock eyes, realizing they’re the only ones left standing here! HBG BARRELS STRAIGHT TOWARDS DOE ON THE APRON! SHE’S STOPPED DEAD IN HER TRACKS WITH A FOREARM TO THE MOUTH FROM DOE! HBG is sent reeling into the center of the ring! DOE LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE! INCOMING!! NOBODY’S HOME AS HBG ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, BUT DOE SEES IT COMING AND ROLLS SAFELY BACK TO HIS FEET ON IMPACT!

Drake: DOE’S THE ONE CHARGING IN THIS TIME AS HBG TURNS AROUND! DISCUS FOREARM FROM DOE!! HBG DUCKS IT! SHE’S GOT DOE FROM BEHIND! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!! DOE ROLLS OFF THE BACK OF HBG, GOING UNDER AND PICKING HER UP IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION! HE DROPS HER DOWN FOR A GERMAN–HBG STOPS IT WITH AN ELBOW THROWN BACK INTO THE MOUTH OF DOE! ANOTHER ELBOW TO THE MOUTH OF DOE! HBG BREAKS FROM HIS GRIP AND CATCHES HIM WITH A STANDING SWITCH! DOE BREAKS FROM HER GRASP AND CATCHES HBG WITH AN ARMDRAG! Both race back to their feet! DOE IS UP AS HE RACES IN AND NAILS HBG WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE KNEE!! HBG drops down to her knees, visibly in pain as Doe quickly rises back up to his feet! DOE WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE OF HBG! She remains kneeling as that familiar smirk forms across the face of Doe! He’s got that gun hand gesture – ORIGINAL – as he… POINTS IT TO HBG?! HOW DARE YOU!

Pierre: HE’S GOT SOMETHING BIG IN MIND AS DOE CHARGES INTO THE ROPES–

Drake: DOE IS SENT FALLING OVER AND CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE AS DUBIAN PULLED DOWN THE TOP ROPE JUST AS DOE WENT INTO IT! Devan Dubian is back in this, and looking to get some payback! He looks like he might be favoring his right shoulder after that Dragon Suplex he took on the apron, but he’s as determined as ever to keep going! Dubian’s searching underneath the apron… AND HE PULLS OUT A KENDO STICK! DOE’S BACK UP AS DUBIAN SWINGS THAT KENDO STICK STRAIGHT INTO HIS SPINE! A SHOT TO THE SKULL OF DOE NOW WITH THAT KENDO STICK! DUBIAN IS GETTING SOME VENGEANCE – HE’S LETTING OUT EVERY OUNCE OF AGGRESSION HE’S HAD TOWARDS DOE! DOE DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES AS DUBIAN STANDS TALL OVER HIM! DUBIAN SWINGS–

Pierre: LOWBLOW!! JOHN DOE CATCHES DUBIAN WITH A LOWBLOW!! Doe with a grin as Dubian drops down to his knees! Doe NAILS Dubian with a hard right hand! Another! Doe slowly rises back up, grabbing that kendo stick… THE HEART BREAK GAL LEAPS FROM THE TOP AS SHE LANDS ON THE SHOULDERS OF DOE–DIVING HURRICANRANA SENDS JOHN DOE FLYING!! THE SPEEDFORCE DRIVE CONNECTS BEAUTIFUL ON THE OUTSIDE!!! Hold on! Rex McAllister’s climbing up to the top now! HBG doesn’t have a clue as she rises back up to her feet, focused on Doe! SHE TURNS AROUND AS REX LEAPS!! FLYING CROSSBODY CONNECTS TO HBG ON THE OUTSIDE!!! REX MCALLISTER TAKING FLIGHT HIMSELF, AND IT PAID OFF FOR HIM!

Drake: THE GUY’S SO INEPT ALL HE CAN PULL OFF IS A CROSSBODY! HE HAS NO RIGHT TO FLY!

Pierre: Well he may have found a golden opportunity in this contest as he pulls HBG back up with him! Dubian nails Rex with a forearm to the back of the skull, pulling Rex away from HBG! Dubian sends Rex back into the ring–NO! HE’S PULLING HIM BACK OUT, DRAGGING REX’S UPPER BODY OUT AS HIS FEET ARE CAUGHT ON THE APRON! ELEVATED DDT CONNECTS AS REX IS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT!! This crowd is on their feet as Devan Dubian rises back up, once more favoring that right shoulder as he tries to push through the pain, pulling Rex up… He sends Rex rolling into the ring! Dubian slithers in, stalking Rex! IS HE LOOKING TO END IT HERE?! ALREADY?! REX IS STRUGGLING TO GET BACK UP! DUBIAN LOOKS READY TO STRIKE! REX IS UP! DUBIAN TURNS HIM AROUND! BLEEDING EDGE!!!!

Drake: NO–REX FORCES DUBIAN OFF BEFORE CATCHING HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A SCHOOLBOY ROLL UP!! HE’S GOT THE TIGHTS!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!

Pierre: DUBIAN KICKS OUT AT ONE AS BOTH MEN SCRAMBLE TO THEIR FEET! THEY BOTH CHARGE! DUBIAN CATCHES REX WITH A THESZ PRESS! REX IS IN A BAD WAY AS DUBIAN LAYS INTO REX WITH RAPID-FIRE LEFTS AND RIGHTS!! REX CAN’T DO A THING! Dubian finally puts a stop to the attack as he drags Rex up with him! BIG EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS FROM DUBIAN! A SECOND EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS AS REX STRUGGLES TO STAY ON HIS FEET! He’s dazed and confused here! DUBIAN TOPS IT OFF WITH A DISCUS ELBOW SMASH!! NOBODY’S HOME AS REX DUCKS IT! HE LOCKS THE WAIST OF DUBIAN FROM BEHIND! DUBIAN SWINGS AN ELBOW BACK INTO THE SKULL OF REX! REX WON’T LET GO AS DUBIAN DRIVES BOTH MEN BACK INTO THE NEAREST CORNER! Dubian with another elbow to Rex as he finally escapes his grasp!

Drake: Dubian turns around, pulling Rex up! He’s got him on the top turnbuckle! Dubian’s got something big in mind as he climbs up there! HE’S SETTING REX UP! SUPERPLEX!!!

Pierre: NO–IT’S STOPPED BY JOHN DOE ON THE APRON WITH A HARD SHOT TO DUBIAN! DOE IS UNLOADING FROM THE APRON! Doe starts climbing up there… HE GOES AROUND DUBIAN! HE’S GOT ONE ARM OF DUBIAN! DUBIAN’S FIGHTING WITH ALL HE CAN! REX WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT OF HIS OWN TO DUBIAN AS DOE MANAGES TO GRAB THE OTHER ARM!! HE’S GOT HIM! FLIPPING RELEASE DRAGON SUPERPLEX!!! DEVAN DUBIAN IS SENT CRASHING AND BURNING ON THE CANVAS!! DUBIAN IS WRITHING IN PAIN, CLUTCHING AT THAT RIGHT SHOULDER AS HE STRUGGLES TO GET UP! HE’S DOING ALL HE CAN TO KEEP GOING HERE! REX LEAPS–DIVING DDT!!! A VIOLENT DIVING DDT SPIKES DUBIAN INTO THE CANVAS AS REX GOES FOR THE COVER!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!

Drake: IT’S BROKEN UP BY THE HEART BREAK GAL WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE SPINE OF REX!! YES! YES! HBG SAVES THE DAY AS SHE SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF JOHN DOE NOW!! HBG looks as though she’s had enough of this as she unfolds the chair and places it in the center of the ring! She stomps down into the body of Doe before turning her focus back to Rex! Rex now struggling to get back up… She grabs the head of Rex and DRIVES it down into the seat of the chair! SHE’S NOT FINISHED JUST YET AS HBG HITS THE ROPES! LOOK OUT! DEATH BY BANE!!! A CURBSTOMP COMES DOWN ON THE SKULL OF REX INTO THE SEAT OF THAT CHAIR!!! And she’s STILL not done! Not yet! She’s got her attention back on Doe! She wants to end this with him! Rex is out of the equation! HBG stalks Doe as he rises back to his feet! She would love nothing more than to finish him off! HE’S UP! EVISCERATION!!!!

Pierre: HE’S NOT LETTING IT HAPPEN! JUST LIKE LAST WEEK ON SHOWDOWN, JOHN DOE STOPS THE EVISCERATION FROM GOING THROUGH!! HE MANEUVERS HBG ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AS SHE DESPERATELY TRIES TO ESCAPE, THROWING HARD RIGHTS INTO THE SKULL! DOE CHARGES FORWARD!! TURNBUCKLE BOMB SENDS HBG CRASHING HARD INTO THE CORNER!! DOE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A LOUD DISCUS FOREARM TO HBG IN THE CORNER!! HE PULLS HBG OUT OF THE CORNER AND TOWARDS THAT SET UP CHAIR… DON’T–SNAP SPIKE BRAINBUSTER INTO THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR!!!

Drake: DISGUSTING! ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! THIS MAN SHOULD BE FIRED! HE COULD HAVE JUST BROKEN HBG’S NECK WITH THAT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE GET THIS JACKASS OUT OF HERE! HE GOES FOR THE COVER ON HBG!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!…………

Drake: SHE KICKS OUT! YES! HBG IS STILL IN THIS! SHE MIGHT BE CONCUSSED, BUT SHE’S STILL IN THIS!

Pierre: John Doe shoots up to his knees! He’s smiling! He almost looks happy that he wasn’t able to put HBG away and win this for his team! He nods before rolling to the outside… What on Earth does he have in mind? Doe searching underneath the apron now… He… DOE SENDS A CHAIR FLYING INTO THE RING! HE’S GOT ANOTHER CHAIR AS HE SENDS IT FLYING IN! HE’S NOT FINISHED AS HE GRABS ANOTHER CHAIR, AND ANOTHER! HOW MANY DOES HE HAVE UNDER THAT RING?! DOE HAS TO HAVE THROWN NEARLY 10 CHAIRS INTO THE RING! HE’S DRAGGING EVERYTHING OUT THAT HE CAN! A TRASHCAN FILLED WITH WEAPONS, A TABLE! HE’S GOT A DAMN LADDER! DOE IS DRAGGING OUT A LADDER FROM UNDER THE RING AS HE SLIDES IT INTO THE RING, LOOKING TO PUT IT TO USE! Doe is back into the ring, piling up every one of those chairs! He grabs the ladder and throws it right on top! Is he out of his mind?! He’s intent on ending someone’s career here tonight!

Drake: DOE WITH A BOOT TO THE SKULL OF DUBIAN BEFORE HE COULD GET TO HIS FEET! Doe’s got something big in mind here as he drags Dubian up! HE NAVIGATES HIM OVER TO THE PILE OF CHAIRS AND THAT LADDER! SNAP SPIKE BRAINBUSTER!!!

Pierre: HBG SPRINGS UP AND MANAGES TO STOP DOE WITH AN ENZUIGIRI!! DUBIAN FORCES HIMSELF UP, PICKING UP DOE!! OLYMPIC SLAM!!! A VIOLENT OLYMPIC SLAM SENDS JOHN DOE CRASHING RIGHT INTO THAT LADDER AND THOSE CHAIRS!!! MY GOD! ALL FOUR OF THESE COMPETITORS ARE DAMAGED, BUT DUBIAN’S THE ONLY ONE STILL GOING AS HE GRABS DOE BY HIS HAIR, DRAGGING HIM UP! HE’S HOPING TO FINISH THIS ONE OFF HERE AND NOW! HE’S GOT HIM UP! BLEEDING EDGE!!!! DOE FORCES DUBIAN OFF AND INTO A LOUD SUPERKICK FROM REX MCALLISTER!! DUBIAN IS DOWN AS REX TURNS TO–TRAMP STAMP!!! A SUPERKICK OF HER OWN FROM HBG TO REX!! SHE QUICKLY TURNS HER FOCUS BACK TO JOHN DOE AS HE GREETS HER WITH A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI!!!

Drake: WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN! ALL FOUR OF THEM ARE DOWN!

Pierre: IT’S ANYONE’S GAME!

Drake: WRONG! IT’S HBG’S GAME! SHE JUST HAS TO GET BACK UP AND FINISH THIS OFF! SHE WON’T LET SOME ENZUIGIRI BE ENOUGH TO TAKE HER DOWN! HBG, Doe, Dubian, and Rex all slowly rise back to their feet! They’ve got their eyes locked on one another! HBG with a shot to Doe! Rex with a right hand to Dubian! Dubian fires back with a shot to Rex! A shot to Doe from Dubian now! Doe with a shot to HBG and Dubian! HBG TO DOE! DOE TO HBG! DOE TO DUBIAN! DUBIAN TO REX! DUBIAN TO DOE! REX TO HBG! ALL FOUR ARE RISING BACK UP TO THEIR FEET! REX WITH A LARIAT TO HBG, BUT IT MISSES AS DUBIAN NAILS HIM WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! DUBIAN TURNS AROUND AS HE’S CAUGHT WITH A DISCUS FOREARM FROM DOE!! DOE TURNS AROUND–EVISCERATION!!!!! SHE GOT IT!!! SHE GOT IT!! HBG LAYS DOE OUT WITH THE EVISCERATION AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!

Pierre: AND DOE GETS A SHOULDER UP JUST BEFORE THREE!! HE’S STILL ALIVE IN THIS CONTEST AND HBG SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE IT! SHE THOUGHT IT WAS OVER RIGHT THEN AND THERE! HBG has no choice but to just keep going and hope that she can pull off something to keep these two opponents down! It’s all she can do! Devan Dubian’s still visibly favoring that right shoulder as HBG gets back to her feet… She turns her focus on Rex McAllister, dragging him up… SHE SCOOPS REX UP, NAVIGATING HIM OVER TO THE PILE OF CHAIRS… AND DROPS HIM RIGHT ONTO THEM!! Rex writhing in pain as HBG grabs that ladder! I can’t even imagine what she’s thinking here as HBG sets that ladder up in the corner of the ring! She makes her ascent! This crowd is loving every second of it! They want to see HBG emphatically finish this one, and that seems to be the plan! HBG–HOLD ON! JOHN DOE IS BACK TO HIS FEET! HE’S CLIMBING UP THAT LADDER RIGHT BEHIND HBG!! DOE MAKES IT TO HBG, GETTING HER ON HIS SHOULDER ON THAT LADDER! HE’S LOOKING TO END HER!! THEY’RE NEARLY 15 FEET IN THE AIR!!

Drake: DEVAN DUBIAN RUSHES IN WITH ONE OF THOSE STEEL CHAIRS STRAIGHT TO THE SPINE OF DOE!! ANOTHER SHOT TO THE SPINE WITH THAT CHAIR!! REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!!!! A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER FROM THE LADDER AND DOWN INTO THAT PILE OF CHAIRS AS REX MCALLISTER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!! JOHN DOE MAY BE OUT! O-U-T! OUT! HE’S GOTTA BE DONEZO AFTER THAT!! LET ME SEE A REPLAY OF THAT! IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!

(A slow-motion replay is shown of the Heart Break Gal hitting John Doe with a reverse Frankensteiner off the ladder and into a pile of chairs below)

Pierre: The Referee’s trying to check on John Doe, hoping to get some sort of response out of him! He may be done for the night after that! HBG and Devan Dubian are standing tall after that one! NO–REX IS BACK TO HIS FEET WITH ONE OF THOSE CHAIRS AS HE NAILS DUBIAN WITH IT STRAIGHT TO THE FACE!! HBG’S UP ON HER FEET, BUT IMMEDIATELY DROPPED WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE FACE FROM REX!! REX WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO A DOWNED DUBIAN! A SHOT TO A DOWNED HBG NOW REX MCALLISTER IS UNLOADING WITH THAT CHAIR!! LOOK AT THE DENTS IN THAT THING! He throws the dented chair to the outside, grabbing another as he sees Devan Dubian clutching at his right shoulder! He may be injured from that Dragon Suplex early on in the match up! It was only about a year ago that he had to have surgery on that very same shoulder, and it may be coming back to haunt him here tonight!

Drake: AND REX JUST DRIVES THE TOP OF THAT CHAIR INTO THE RIGHT SHOULDER OF DUBIAN AS DUBIAN WRITHES IN PAIN!! HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING! REX SWINGS THAT CHAIR DOWN INTO THE RIGHT SHOULDER!! ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT TO THE SHOULDER AS DUBIAN ROLLS AROUND IN PAIN! REX THROWS THE CHAIR DOWN, SIGNALING FOR THE END HERE AS HE PULLS DUBIAN UP! DUBIAN LOOKS LIKE HE’S IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN HERE! REX PULLS HIM IN!! HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES FOR IT!! THE REX EFFECT!!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN IS DRIVEN STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS AS REX GOES FOR THE COVER!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!…………

Pierre: HBG JUMPS IN, PUSHING REX OFF TO BREAK THE COVER! IT’S NOT OVER YET! THERE’S STILL LIFE IN THIS TEAM! HBG IS BUSTED OPEN AFTER THAT CHAIR SHOT FROM REX, BUT SHE’S STILL GOING! A FURIOUS REX NAILS HBG WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE! HE GRABS THE HEAD OF HBG AND DRIVES IT INTO THE CANVAS AGAIN AND AGAIN! HE’S LAYING INTO HER, TRYING TO KEEP HER DOWN! HE’S DESPERATE TO FINISH THIS! Rex drags HBG up with him, berating her! He’s had it with her resilience! REX SENDS HBG THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE! Look at this! HBG’s already looking to get back up! Rex sees it! He’s not having any of it! REX COMES CHARGING IN! BASEBALL SLIDE INTO HBG!! SHE CRASHES HARD INTO THE EDGE OF OUR TABLE, BUT SHE’S NOT GOING DOWN! SHE REFUSES TO GO DOWN! HER FACE IS A CRIMSON MASK – I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE’S STILL STANDING!

Drake: REX IS DOING ALL HE CAN TO KEEP HER DOWN, BUT HE CAN’T! YOU JUST CAN’T STOP HER! REX HITS THE ROPES! INCOMING!! SUICIDE DIVE!!!

Pierre: TRAMP STAMP!!! HBG LANDS A POWERFUL SUPERKICK TO THE INCOMING REX AS HE’S LAID OUT ACROSS THE ROPES!! HBG IS STILL SOMEHOW ABLE TO STAND! STILL ABLE TO KEEP GOING! SHE GRABS REX, DRAGGING HIM OUT OF THE RING… SHE NAVIGATES HIM OVER TO OUR TABLE AS SHE DRIVES THE FACE OF REX INTO THE TOP OF IT! SHE DRIVES REX DOWN INTO THE TABLE A SECOND TIME! HBG CLEARS THE TABLE, GRABBING A MONITOR! SHE NAILS REX IN THE SKULL WITH IT!! HBG lays Rex out across our table, looking towards the nearest corner as this crowd gets on their feet! She’s limping over to the apron, climbing up! I don’t think she even gives a damn that she can’t score a fall on the outside! She wants to put Rex away! HBG makes her ascent to the top! SHE’S UP!! IS SHE LOOKING FOR THE EMPERIAL LANDING?!!

Drake: NO–DAMN IT–JOHN DOE SWINGS A CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF HBG FROM BEHIND!! HE’S BACK IN THIS! I DON’T KNOW HOW, BUT DOE IS BACK IN THIS ONCE MORE! Rex rolls off the table as HBG struggles to stay up there! DOE WITH ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT TO THE SPINE OF HBG! She manages to catch Doe with a boot! Rex climbs up to the apron… DOE WITH A THIRD SICKENING SHOT TO THE SPINE OF HBG!! REX RUSHES UP TO THE TOP!! HE’S GOT HER–LOOK OUT!!!

(Drake Jaeger and Pierre McGuire move out of the way as Rex McAllister sends the Heart Break Gal through the Showdown Announce Table with a Belly to Belly Superplex)

Pierre: GOOD GOD–GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!! THE HEART BREAK GAL–EVEN REX MCALLISTER!! BOTH ARE MOTIONLESS IN THE REMAINS OF OUR TABLE!! A DAMAGED JOHN DOE IS LOOKING ON WITH A GRIN ON HIS FACE! HE LOVES IT! THAT SICK SADISTIC MAN LOVES WHAT HE JUST SAW AS HE TURNS–

Drake: BLEEDING EDGE!!!! HOLY HELL!! DEVAN DUBIAN WITH A BLEEDING EDGE ON JOHN DOE!! HE’S CLUTCHING AT HIS RIGHT SHOULDER, DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET IT TOGETHER! YOU HAVE TO COVER HIM, IDIOT! SCREW YOUR INJURY! COVER HIM! DUBIAN’S CRAWLING! HE ROLLS DOE OVER… AND HE GOT IT!! COVER!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!

Pierre: NO–SHOULDER UP!! SHOULDER UP! JOHN DOE WITH A SHOULDER UP AS DEVAN DUBIAN TOOK TOO LONG TO COVER! HE GAVE HIM JUST ENOUGH TIME TO GET THE ENERGY TO GET A SHOULDER UP! DUBIAN LOOKS LIKE HE CAN BARELY KEEP GOING! HIS RIGHT SHOULDER IS IN AGONY! He has no choice but to keep going! He’s desperate to end this as he drags Doe up… Doe manages to push him away! Dubian rushes in! DOE WITH A PUMP KICK TO THE SHOULDER OF DUBIAN!! Dubian nearly drops down in pain! HE FORCES HIMSELF FORWARD WITH A SHOT! IT MISSES! DOE’S GOT HIM–SIDE SUPLEX!!! A VIOLENT SIDE SUPLEX DROPS DUBIAN RIGHT ON HIS RIGHT SHOULDER AND INTO THE REMAINING CHAIRS IN THE RING!!! DEVAN DUBIAN IS IN UNIMAGINABLE PAIN AS HE BITES THE RING APRON! He can’t do anything! He simply can’t do anything!

Drake: John Doe now rising back up! He’s damaged, but he doesn’t even seem to care! He grabs Dubian, slowly pulling him to his knees… A KICK TO THE SHOULDER OF DUBIAN! ANOTHER KICK! DOE NOW BERATING DUBIAN, GETTING IN HIS FACE! HE’S LAUGHING IN THE FACE OF DUBIAN! DUBIAN MANAGES TO GET HIM WITH A SHOT, BUT THERE’S NO POWER BEHIND IT! DOE WITH A KNEE TO THE RIGHT SHOULDER OF DUBIAN! HE PULLS HIM UP! DOE CLUTCHES THE WRIST OF DUBIAN FROM BEHIND! HE SENDS HIM OUT… AND PULLS DUBIAN IN FOR A SPINNING BACKHAND TO THE FACE!!!

Pierre: What a showing of disrespect! The look of absolute rage on the face of Dubian! He’s in so much pain, but he’s absolutely livid! His body won’t cooperate! HE FIRES AT DOE!! HE’S PICKED UP!! DOE DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A KNEE RIGHT INTO THAT SHOULDER!!! DUBIAN CAN’T MOVE!! HE’S IN AGONY AS DOE DRAGS HIM BACK UP!! HE PICKS DUBIAN UP ON HIS SHOULDERS ONCE MORE!!! GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE!!!!! A VIOLENT FIREMAN’S CARRY DROPPED INTO A BICYCLE KNEE INTO THE FACE OF DUBIAN!! DOE ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“The Killing Joke” by Captain Murphy plays all throughout the Stadium as a laughing John Doe rises to his knees while a battered Rex McAllister slides into the ring)

Announcer: The Winners of this contest by pinfall!!…… THE TEAM OF REX MCALLISTER AND JOHN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Pierre: An absolutely brutal encounter between these two teams here tonight! They went out of their way to attempt to end each other’s careers, and right now, it seems as though Dubian’s might be on the brink of it! Devan Dubian suffered an injury to that right shoulder early on in the match – very similar to the injury he had to it a year prior that ended up costing him months of his career!

Drake: SHUT UP, PIERRE! WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT DUBIAN?! LOOK AT HBG!

(A bloodied and battered Heart Break Gal gets to her feet on the outside, looking on as Rex McAllister and John Doe celebrate in the ring)

Drake: SHE WAS SCREWED! SCREWED! DUBIAN’S SHOULDER BETRAYED THEIR TEAM! IT’S HIS FAULT, DAMN IT!

Pierre: Even so, she and Dubian gave it their all here tonight, but unfortunately things just did not pan out for them – they did everything in their power to walk out of Territorial Invasion victorious, but it seems as though fate just was not in their side after Dubian got injured and HBG was busted open.

(Medics try to check on HBG as she pushes them away, clutching the barricade to help her as she takes her leave while other Medics check on an injured Devan Dubian in the ring)

Drake: I have nothing to say about any of this. I’m disgusted. Screw that doppelganger AND his stupid perm!

Pierre: Whether you like it or not, you’ve gotta give it to Doe and Rex – they put it all on the line just as their opponents did, and they’re the ones who managed to capture the victory in the end. A very successful Free-Per-View debut tonight for Doe, and a big win picked up by Rex McAllister.

(The camera transitions backstage to Brian Daniels’ Office as Daniels enters through the door, looking slightly surprised as the camera pans over to reveal Tiberius IV and Darth Lannister standing near his desk while Ares Vendetta sits at it with his feet propped up on it)

Brian: … Did you guys seriously wait for me to leave me Office so you could come in here and surprise me?

Tiberius: We just happened to see you weren’t in at the time, so I thought we’d wait.

Brian: Is that right? And what can I help you with?

Ares: I think you know exactly what we’re here to talk to you about.

(Brian shrugs)

Brian: I can’t say that I do.

Lannister: Cage.

Brian: Cage? No Way Out Match cage? Steel Cage? Rage Cage?

Tiberius: Diamond Cage.

Brian: What about him?

Tiberius: We’re not idiots. We know he’s somewhere here tonight. He made it clear enough that he wouldn’t just be sitting on a bench for Territorial Invasion.

Brian: And what would you like me to do about it? You literally have no way of getting touched by him in the match.

Tiberius: I think it’s pretty obvious that we don’t trust you any more than we trust him. We all know what kind of guy you are. Someone who loves petty revenge. Someone that would go out of his way to make sure we’re screwed. Whatever Cage tries to do, it’ll be on you. It won’t just be him paying for it. It’ll be you too.

(Brian smirks)

Brian: Is that a threat?

(Ares stands up from the desk, walking around it as he and Daniels get face to face)

Ares: One year ago today, you took the biggest beating of your life at my hands. I broke you before, and I’ll break you again. Don’t test us, mongrel.

Brian: Oh you have no idea what the Hell you’re saying right now, clearly. It shouldn’t be what you did to me at Territorial Invasion last year that’s on you mind, it should be that I broke your arm like it was nothing in response. Imagine what I’ll do if you try something again.

(Ares smirks as Tiberius IV and Darth Lannister surround Daniels)

Lannister: Whatever happens tonight, it’s on your hands. We’ve all got debts to pay, and you are no exception.

(Tiberius, Ares, and Lannister take their leave as Brian Daniels looks on)

(We cut back to the arena as the camera pans over ringside, as Rebecca Sawyer is standing by in the ring.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Rebecca Sawyer: The following contest scheduled for one fall…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!

Rebecca Sawyer: IS AN I QUIT MATCH!!!!! In this match there are no pinfalls, no submissions, no count outs and no disqualifications! The ONLY way to win the match is to incapacitate your opponent to the point where he utters the words, “I quit!”

(“Ambitionz Az A Ridah” by Tupac plays to a huge ovation from the fans as we see from the side of the entrance stage, a red, white and blue lowrider drive out from behind the curtains. Four ladies in lingerie sit in the back waving at the crowd as TLA is in the driver’s seat with a big grin on his face. He drives the car up a ramp that’s been set up for him and turns it so faces the ring. TLA switches on the car’s hydraulics with a remote control, as he begins to adjust the height to a cheer from the crowd. He slowly drives it down the ramp.)

Rebecca Sawyer: Introducing first, residing from The Poon Palace in Miami, Florida! Weighing in at 220 pounds… HE IS THE SEXUAL PANTHER, TTTTTTT-LLLLLLLL-AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Nick: Ladies and gentleman, probably the one man in Elite Answers Wrestling that is in need to succeed the most here! The common belief in the wrestling world is that TLA is the most deserving for a World Championship over anybody else in EAW, and I for one am one of those people who agree!

Nathan: Absolutely, Nick! An incredible talent with his never-give-up attitude, I think it’s going to a difficult task for Aren Mstislav to try and make TLA utter the words, “I quit,” but I guess we could say the same for TLA trying to make Aren say those words.

Nick: You’re right. It’s going to take a HELL of a lot for both of these men to say the forbidden words. We might be here ALL NIGHT if we need to be!

Nathan: Wait a minute… I’m looking at those Poon Palace bitches.

Nick: Whoa, easy Nate.

Nathan: I mean, are they not? Check out the one on the far right in the black lingerie and the pink hair… wait… WAIT!!! THAT’S GOTTA BE ARIA JAXON!!!!! HOW MUCH DID HE PAY ARIA TO DO THIS?!

Nick: That ain’t Aria, you muttonhead.

Nathan: Maaaaybe her skin tone is a little lighter, and her breasts are definitely bigger. Damn it.

Nick: You’re insane.

(TLA parks the car at the end of the ramp before jumping out. We see TLA wearing green, red and white trunks. He poses to the fans to a big cheer, before looking over at the Aria Jaxon lookalike and blows her a kiss.)

TLA (off-mic): After I beat that muchacho Aren tonight, you and I are gonna be fuckin’ till daylight, Aria. It’s lit!

Nathan: :wow:

Nick: Jesus…

(The lights in the arena cut out as the fans cheer in anticipation for their hometown boy. Four spotlights fade in on the entrance stage one by one, as ominous music begins to lightly play throughout the arena. Lights in the rafters begin to spin across the crowd, as the fans begin to chant, “AREN!” over and over. “Long Live the Chief” by Jidenna plays to a huge ovation as the four spotlights begin to flash between dark blue, green, purple and gold repeatedly and the spotlights in the rafters spin out of control.)

“NIGGAS FIGHTING OVER RINGS, NIGGAS WANNA BE THE KING, BUT….”

Crowd: LONG LIVE THE CHIEF!!!!

(Static appears on the titantron, as we then cut to a dark room with an empty wooden chair as a singular spotlight placed on the floor shines upwards onto the chair. The sound of footsteps are heard faintly, but they begin to pick up louder and louder until suddenly we see Aren Mstislav in a suit walk into the spotlight, looking away from the camera. He turns his entire body to face it, before he sits down in the chair. As he sits, the bulb blows out and there is no lighting whatsoever… just darkness.)

???: Go there… to that place… that other side… you know you want to… you love to go there… just do it… go… GO… GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The spotlight switches on again but a red colour this time, as we now see Voin sitting on the chair looking down at his feet. The crowd pops huge as he slowly tilts his head up, with a sinister smirk on his face. Static appears again.)

(“Tili Tili Bom” plays as the crowd anticipates. The spotlights on the stage are now all red, as the crowd now chants, “VOIN!” over and over again.)

???: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Three of the spotlights in the arena cut out, except for one which turns into a white light. We look back on the titantron to see the chair and the spotlight again, which is no longer its red colour. Aren sits there looking down at his feet, as we hear the sound of voices mimicking what’s going on in Aren’s head right now. The camera quickly fades into an extreme closeup of his face as he looks up at the camera and the voices stop.)

Aren: Saint Petersburg… your King has arrived!!

(“Sin with a Grin” by Shinedown plays to another big ovation as Aren Mstislav comes out onto the stage wearing red, blue and white trunks to show his country’s spirit, and has his signature Coat of Arms extending to a Golden lion on his right leg. Aren holds his arms up in the air as, “THE RUSSIAN KING” displays on the titantron. Aren makes his way down to the ring.)

Rebecca Sawyer: And… from SAINT PETERSBURG, RUSSIA!!!!!!!!! Weighing in at 215 pounds… HE IS THE RUSSIAN KING, AAAAARRRREEENNN MMMMMMSSSSTTTIISSSLLAAAVVV!!!!!!!!!!

Nathan: I CANNOT HEAR MYSELF THINK RIGHT NOW! THE OVATION FOR THIS MAN IS DEAFENING! YOU WOULD NEVER HEAR THIS FROM ANY OTHER CITY IN THE WORLD FOR AREN, BUT SAINT PETERSBURG LOVES THEIR HOMETOWN HERO!!!

Nick: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT, AND AREN MSTISLAV WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO GET HIS CAREER BACK ON TRACK RIGHT HERE IN HIS HOMETOWN BY PICKING UP ONE MASSIVE VICTORY TONIGHT AGAINST TLA!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE A MATCH TO REMEMBER, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!

(Aren steps into the ring as his music fades out, and Aren and TLA stand in their respective corners staring each other down. Aren and TLA step towards the middle of the ring at the same time to cheers, as the referee gets in between them.)

TLA (off-mic): Are you ready to quit, brah?

(Aren does nothing but smirk, as he spits in TLA’s face to “oooo’s!” from the fans. TLA smiles and shakes his head, before wiping off the saliva with his arm and steps back into his corner. The referee calls for the bell…)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Nick: And ladies and gentleman here we go! Aren Mstislav, TLA, I Quit Match! Championship opportunity on the line! This rivalry with these two incredible talents has been boiling since the new season began, and now the culmination of it will be tonight here at Territorial Invasion! But Nate, which one of these two are going to be willing to say the words, “I quit?!”

Nathan: I honestly do not see either of them saying it, Nick, but one of them will have to. Otherwise this match is going to go on all night!

Nick: I wouldn’t mind that too much honestly Nate, but here we go with a collar-to-elbow lockup in the middle of the ring! This match has no pinfalls, no submission, no count outs and no disqualifications! The only way to win is to make your opponent utter the words “I QUIT!” TLA wraps Aren up in a headlock but Aren quick on his toes pushes TLA into the ropes and pushes him forward! TLA rebounds off the ropes and comes roaring back with a double axe handle sending Aren down to the mat! TLA runs towards the ropes once more and comes back! Aren flips over onto his stomach and TLA leaps over Aren’s body, before heading towards the ropes once more. Aren kips up to his feet and STOPS TLA IN HIS TRACKS WITH A STIFF FOREARM TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! That forearm rocked TLA’s world! TLA stumbles back into the ropes, and Aren one more time runs for the ropes! He comes rushing back with a missile dropkick, that sends TLA over the top rope and to the floor! Great action to begin this one!

Nathan: But Aren is not done, Nick! TLA is here at our announce table at ringside, trying to pull himself to his feet! Aren in the ring though, ascending up the corner and to the top rope. What on earth does this man have in mind?! TLA is up, and turns around to see Aren staring down from the heavens! Aren takes a leap of faith… OHHH MY GOD!!! TLA SEES A POTENTIAL COLLISION INCOMING, AND MOTIONS HIS BODY OUT OF THE WAY TO PUSH AREN STRAIGHT INTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE HERE RIB-FIRST!!!! JUST LIKE THAT, THE SEXUAL PANTHER HAS TAKEN CONTROL!!!

TLA (off-mic): Ay, amigo! Ask him if he wants to quit, hombre!

Nathan: And very early on, TLA is asking the referee to see if Aren is done! The referee rolls out of the ring and pulls a microphone out of the back of his pants and walks over to Aren, but Aren just pushes him aside, as he rolls off our table and lands by our feet! Nick, Aren Mstislav is in a world of pain right now!

Nick: He’s struggling to breathe at this point, Nate. That connection with the top of our announce table here at ringside really took the wind out of him, as Aren begins to cough and continues to gasp for air.

Nathan: OH, BUT HOLD ON!! TLA LOOKING UNDERNEATH THE RING FOR SOME TOYS! THIS MATCH IS NO DISQUALIFICATION – ANYTHING GOES!! WHAT’S TLA PULLING OUT THERE… OHHH AND IMMEDIATELY BROUGHT INTO THE FRAY, TLA BRINGS OUT A WOODEN TABLE TO THE FANS APPROVAL!! TLA carries it around the squared circle and sets it up between the ring apron and the security barricade. I think he’s got something in mind, but his train of thought stops as he sees Aren up on his feet and walking about, still holding his ribs in pain however. TLA paces his way towards his opponent and grabs Aren by the head and turns him around. OH!! ANOTHER FOREARM TO THE HEAD OF TLA BY AREN! BUT IT HAS NO EFFECT! TLA PULLS AREN HARD TOWARDS THE STEEL STAIRS!!! AREN ALMOST MAKES CONTACT, BUT MY GOD THE QUICKNESS OF THIS MAN AS HE JUMPS UP OVER THE STAIRS! WOW!! BOTH MEN TURN TOWARDS EACH OTHER, WITH THE STAIRS AS THE ONLY THING GETTING IN BETWEEN THEM! BOTH MEN RUSH FORWARD AND JUMP UP ONTO THE STEEL STAIRS THERE!! THE AGILITY! TLA ATTEMPTS TO UNDERHOOK THE ARMS, BUT AREN WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT, AND TLA DROPS TO ONE KNEE WHILE AREN HOLDS TLA BY THE HAIR TO AVOID HIM FALLING TO THE GROUND!

Nick: Aren turns around and notice that table in position, and with a big smirk on his face, he hooks TLA under the arms now. WHAT THE HELL DOES HE HAVE IN MIND?! AREN LIFTS AAAANNNDDD… OHHHHH MYYYYY!!!!!!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE TO TLA!!! THE WEAPON TLA HIMSELF BROUGHT OUT WAS JUST USED AGAINST HIM! AREN, WHO IS ON THE GROUND IN AGONY AS WELL, SIGNALS TO THE REFEREE TO ASK TLA IF HE WANTS TO QUIT THIS MATCH!!

Referee: TLA! HEY, DO YOU WANT TO QUIT?!

TLA: AHHH!! NO! FUCK OFF, MUCHACHO!! ARGH!!!

Nick: TLA evidently in pain there, as Aren is up to one knee, and now up to a vertical base! Aren takes a moment to regroup, before lifting TLA up and rolling him under the bottom rope. Aren kicks some of the table wreckage out of the way, before HE NOW looks under the ring for some weapons!! What can he find?! OHHHH BOY!! BUSINESS HAS JUST PICKED UP VERY QUICKLY! AREN MSTISLAV JUST PULLED OUT A WOODEN BASEBALL BAT WITH BARBED WIRE WRAPPED AROUND THE TOP! He stares up at it, admiring the BEAUTY of the weapon. He slowly glances inside the ring to see TLA sitting up against the ropes facing Aren, trying to recuperate. Aren nods to himself and…. Wait, what?! Aren just threw the bat into the ring and it rolls towards TLA’s feet. TLA looks down at it, before picking it up from the bottom. Why did Aren just throw him that?!

Nathan: I’LL TELL YOU WHY! AREN JUST PULLED OUT A SECOND BARBED WIRE WOODEN BASEBALL BAT! THIS IS NOT GOING TO END PRETTY FOR ONE OF THESE MEN! Aren slides into the ring, not taking his eyes off his opponent, as both men get to their feet and a stand-off is now underway! The crowd in approval, clapping along to this as they circle the ring, contemplating who is going to throw the first strike!! TLA teases a swing by taking a step forward, but Aren with a step back. Aren somersaults across the ring, and TLA takes a step back! This shit is getting intense, Nick! OH, AND HERE WE GO!! BOTH MEN STEP FORWARD, AND AREN TAKES A SWING TO THE FACE OF TLA!!! NO! TLA DUCKS UNDER IT!! TLA SWINGS THE BAT TOWARDS THE FEET OF AREN, AND AREN JUMPS OVER IT!! OH MY GOD! AREN ATTEMPTING TO POKE TLA IN THE FACE HARD WITH THE BARBED WIRE END!! TLA AVOIDS IT BY FALLING BACK BEFORE IMPACT, AND KIPPING UP!!! OHHHHHHHH!!!! TLA SWINGS TOWARDS THE BACK OF AREN AND IT CONNECTS, STICKING RIGHT INTO THE SKIN OF THE RUSSIAN KING!!! AREN SCREAAAAMS IN AGONY! AREN IN ANGER, SWINGS THE BAT OVER HIS HEAD AND IT CONNECTS IN TLA’S LEFT SHOULDER!! TLA lets go of his bat as he jumps in the air, screaming, before backing up to a corner to check on his wound. Some blood appears from a gash in his shoulder!

Nick: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY NOT SEEING AREN RIGHT NOW THOUGH?! TLA’S BAT IS STILL STUCK IN AREN’S BACK!!! The referee pulls the bat away from Aren, and OH MY! YOU CAN SEE AREN’S SKIN PULL BACK A LITTLE BIT BEFORE THE BARBED WIRE COMES FREE!! Aren motions forward into the opposite corner TLA is in, as blood trickles down the back of The Russian King! Aren turns to face TLA, as the two take a few deep breaths. TLA realising now though that… AREN IS STILL HOLDING HIS BAT!! TLA’s bat is dead center of the ring!

Nathan: TLA has one shot to try and get it back to defend himself, because Aren is looking to try and get Babe Ruth up in this bitch!!

Nick: Aren readying to swing, AS TLA RUSHES TOWARDS HIS BAT!! AREN WITH A HUGE SWING!!! TLA DUCKS UNDER THE ATTEMPT, ROLLING AROUND THE BODY OF AREN…… YOU’RE DONE!!!! THE ZIGZAG CONNECTS, AS THE FORCE OF THE MOVE MAKES AREN LET GO OF HIS WEAPON AS IT ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!!! TLA now picks up his bat and points it in the face of Aren, who quickly backs up into the same corner he was just in! TLA follows, and the barbed wire is just INCHES from Aren’s face!!

TLA (off-mic): Ask him, hombre!

Referee: A-aren… do you want to quit?!

(The referee puts the microphone towards Aren’s mouth, as Aren stares at the barbed wire bat in fear, before slowly looking up into TLA’s eyes, his expression completely changing to a more arrogant confidence.)

Aren: NO!! HIT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!! DO IT!!

Nick: OH NO!!! AREN ASKING TLA TO HIT HIM!! WHAT THE HELL?! TLA LIFTS THE BAT UP, READY TO SWING!!!! OH DEAR LORD THIS ISN’T GOING TO END WELL! WE’RE ABOUT TO SEE A BLOODBATH!!! ……… WAIT A MINUTE?! TLA DROPPING THE BAT?! WHAT ON EARTH?! TLA having second thoughts now, as Aren with a conceited laugh aimed towards his opponent.

Aren (off-mic): I knew you wouldn’t do it! THIS IS WHY YOU’LL NEVER BE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, MOTHER FUCKER!!

Nathan: OHH!! THOSE WORDS MIGHT HAVE JUST TRIGGERED TLA, AS HE TAKES THE REFEREE’S MICROPHONE AND BEGINS TO SMASH IT REPEATEDLY INTO THE HEAD OF AREN MSTISLAV!!! OVER AND OVER, YOU CAN HEAR THE THUD WITH EVERY SHOT!!! TLA THROWS THE MICROPHONE OUT OF THE RING AND LETS OUT A HUGE ROAR, BEFORE SETTING UP AREN SLUMPED OVER THE SECOND ROPE! TLA DEFINITELY HAS A MOVE WE HAVEN’T SEEN HIM HIT IN A WHILE IN MIND, AS HE RUNS FOR THE ROPES! HE COMES BACK FOR THE ……….. 305!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE 305 CONNECTS! TLA climbs back into the ring and picks up that barbed wire bat, before exiting the ring once more! He’s walking up to his lowrider, Nick, shaking his head at himself almost in disappointment! OH! YEP! HE JUST SMASHED THE HOOD OF HIS LOWRIDER WITH THAT BAT!!! HE IS VISIBLY FRUSTRATED!

TLA (off-mic): You think I won’t be champion because I won’t get extreme, holmes?! We’ll see…

Nick: And now TLA motioning around his car towards the trunk! He opens it up, and reaches inside. I bet he’s got all SORTS of car-related items in there! Car tools, spare oil! OH! TLA JUST PULLED HIS SPARE TYRE OUT!! But it doesn’t look like that’s what he’s after… he reaches in a little further… what the hell is that?!

Nathan: It seems as if you’re unfamiliar with cars, Nick! That there is a fuel siphon pump!

Nick: And what does that do??

Nathan: …it drains the gas from your car. Nick, I think we’re going to be seeing some FLAMES pretty shortly!!

Nick: Oh no, and TLA is opening the fuel compartment to his car, and sets his bat on the ground there!! What the hell… he begins to put one of the small hoses into the fuel tank, and leaving the other hose dangling towards the barbed wire of that bat! He grabs a hold of that pump now and begins to repeatedly pump in a rapid fashion!! OH NO!! THERE IS GAS COMING OUT OF THE CAR AND DRIPPING ALL OVER THE BAT!!! JESUS CHRIST, I FEAR FOR THE SAFETY OF THESE PEOPLE!! COULDN’T THAT CAR EXPLODE, NATE?!

Nathan: Potentially, but TLA is just about done, as he pulls the fuel siphon away from his car and throws it up the ramp! TLA now reaches into the lowrider…. HOLY SHIT HE’S PULLING A LIGHTER OUT OF THE CAR!!! TLA, COME ON!!! HE IGNITES THE OPEN FLAME AS HE WALKS TOWARDS THE RING, WITH AREN COMING TO FROM THAT 305 EARLIER! AREN TURNS TO SEE THE MADMAN THAT IS TLA RIGHT NOW, AND AREN’S EYES LIGHT UP IN SHOCK!!

Nick: THAT’S NOT THE ONLY THING THAT’S ABOUT TO LIGHT UP!! TLA PUTS THE LIGHTER TOWARDS THE BARBED WIRE… AAAAND HOLLLYYYY SMOKES!!! THE BAT JUST LIT THE HELL UP!! FLAMES ARE COMING FROM THE BARBED WIRE!! JESUS!!! AREN QUICKLY BAILS FROM THE RING!! OH! HE’S FOUND HIS BAT!! HE RUNS TOWARDS TLA… BUT TLA IS ALREADY SPRINTING TOWARDS AREN!!!!!! BIIIIIIIIG SWING!!! THE FLAMES AND BARBED WIRE HIT AREN IN THE BACK HARD, AND AREN LETS OUT A MASSIVE SCREAM!!! JESUS CHRIST, LOOK AT THE BURN ON HIS UPPER BACK THAT IS FORMING ALREADY!!! ANOTHER SWING AND IT CONNECTS!! AREN BEGINS TO RETREAT, AS TLA CHASES HIM AROUND THE RING!! THIS IS LIKE A DAMN SLASHER FLICK!! Aren gets a little ahead of TLA, as he leaps over the stairs and pulls the top portion of the steel stairs off and flips it towards TLA, stopping him in his tracks momentarily! Aren makes his way towards the lowrider at ringside, as TLA continues stalking this poor man!

Nathan: TLA is really about to kill Aren Mstislav in his hometown here!! Aren stops behind the car with the trunk still open, as TLA slows down and reaches Aren!! OHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!! AREN MSTISLAV SWINGS A GOD DAMNED SPANNER RIGHT INTO THE FOREHEAD OF TLA!! A WOUND QUICKLY FORMS, AS BLOOD DRIPS DOWN THE RIGHT SIDE OF HIS HEAD FROM A GASH! TLA SHAKES IT OFF, AS HE SLOWLY HOLDS HIS IGNITED BAT UP IN THE AIR! AREN CAN’T SWING NO MORE, AS TLA IS NOW FORCED TO PLAY DEFENCE! IF AREN SWINGS, HE’S JUST GOING TO GET HIS HAND BURNT!!

Nick: Aren begins to back up the ramp, dropping the wrench and holding his hands up! The referee trying to keep up pulls his microphone out as Aren is trying to mouth some words here.

Aren: Okay, TLA. You win!

Nick: WAIT, IS HE QUITTING?! TLA STOPPING AS HE SLOWLY LOWERS HIS BAT!!!

Aren: You’ve won! Just don’t swing that thing at me!

TLA: SAY THE TWO WORDS, PERRO!!!

Aren: I……… qui–

Nick: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! AREN DROPKICKS TLA’S LEFT LEG, AND TLA FALLS FACE FIRST INTO THE FIRE!!!!!!!!! TLA HAS DROPPED THE BAT, AS HE SCREAMS!! HE IS SUFFERING SOMETHING SERIOUSLY TRAUMATIC RIGHT NOW!!!

Nathan: NICK!!! THE BAT IS ROLLING TOWARDS THE CAR!! IT ROLLS INTO THAT REMAINING GAS ON THE FLOOR THERE, AND THE FIRE LIGHTS THAT GAS UP…. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT LIT THE WHOLE GOD DAMNED LOWRIDER UP IN FLAMES!!! THIS IS A FIRE HAZARD!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET SOME FIREFIGHTERS HERE IMMEDIATELY!!!! THAT CAR IS GOING TO EXPLODE!

Nick: LOOK AT AREN, WITH A GRIN ON HIS FACE! TLA HAS THIRD DEGREE BURNS SURELY! PORTIONS OF HIS FACE ARE CLEARLY BURNED!! DEAR LORD, THAT IS HARD TO LOOK AT!! OH NO!!! AREN GRABBING TLA BY THE HAIR AND FORCING HIM TOWARDS THE LOWRIDER!! NO! AREN DON’T END IT LIKE THIS!!! NOT LIKE THIS!!! AREN STOPS TLA RIGHT BY THE FLAMES, AND HOLDS HIS HEAD IN POSITION!!!

Aren (off-mic): ASK HIM, REF!!!!! ASK HIM NOW!!!!!!!

Referee: TLA, HOLY GOD!!! PLEASE QUIT!! RIGHT NOW, PLEASE! JUST DO IT!!!

TLA: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HOLY MIERDA!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD!!!!!!!!!!

Referee: TLA PLEASE!! YOU WILL END UP IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM I CAN GUARANTEE!!!

TLA: AHHHHHHHHHH……… I…………….. I…………………………… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nick: LOWBLOW BY TLA TO THE RUSSIAN KING!!!!!!! TLA WITH A FOOT RIGHT TO THE GROIN!!! AREN LETS GO OF TLA……… VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TLA ESCAPED DEATH!!!!!!! AREN CRAWLING UP THIS LONG RAMP HERE, BUT TLA FOLLOWING CLOSELY BEHIND, ALSO CRAWLING AS WELL! STAGE PERSONNEL COME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH FIRE EXTINGUISHERS AND BEGIN TO BLOW IT ALL OVER THE CAR! THESE TWO MEN HAVE GONE THROUGH HELL, AND ONE OF THEM ALMOST LITERALLY WENT!!

Nathan: Aren back up to his feet about three quarters of the way up that ramp!! Aren turns around as TLA begins to ascend to his feet!! The two begin to trade lefts and rights until they reach the top. Aren pushes TLA away and TLA just slumps to the ground. TLA is seriously in a world of hurt! I am actually fearing for his health right now!

Nick: As am I, Nate, but he is just refusing to quit right now! This championship opportunity means so much to him! I think he’s willing to die before saying those two fateful words!

Nathan: Well so is Aren, Nick! These two might seriously battle all night!!

Nick: TLA slowly rising to his knees… those third degree burns are becoming seriously infected now! TLA HOLDING HIS HANDS OUT, ASKING AREN TO BRING IT!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THIS MAN’S DRIVE IS OUT OF CONTROL!! AREN SHAKING HIS HEAD AS HE TAKES A COUPLE OF STEPS BACK……….. VENGEFUL UPBRINGING!!!!!!!! SUPERKICK!!!!!!! TLA ON HIS STOMACH NOW, BUT IS TRYING HIS HARDEST TO GET BACK UP!!! AREN NOTICING THIS, LETS OUT A HUGE ROAR, TURNS BACK AROUND………… KAISER’S CROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S DONE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE END THIS REF!!

Nathan: The referee has gone over to TLA, trying to check if he’s still conscious. I’d be checking to see if this man is still BREATHING!!!

Referee: TLA… are you still with us? TLA…

Nathan: The referee is holding TLA’s arm up, but it just flops back to the ground. The referee sits up on his knees, sighing and shaking his head.

Referee: TLA… if you can hear me, please just say I quit. End this match on your own accord, before this match ends you.

(The referee puts the microphone to the face of TLA, but there is no response. The referee jumps to his feet and walks over to Aren.)

Referee (off-mic): Aren, TLA unfortunately can no longer continue this match, so you will be the winner via knockout.

Nick: Did I hear that correctly?! Wait, did the referee just… HE’S ENDING THIS MATCH!!!

Nathan: AREN WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE AS THE REFEREE GOES TO CALL FOR THE BELL TO SIGNIFY THE END!!!

TLA (off-mic): NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nick: OH MY GOD!!! THE CROWD ROAR IN APPROVAL, AS TLA HAS AWOKEN!!! HE IS CRAWLING AROUND THE STAGE, TRYING TO FIND HIS BEARINGS! AREN CANNOT BELIEVE IT, AND NEITHER CAN THE REFEREE! THE REFEREE SLIDES DOWN TO TLA ONCE MORE.

Referee: TLA, DO YOU QUIT THIS MATCH?!

TLA: FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathan: Jesus…

Nick: TLA IS STILL IN THIS! TLA IS CRAWLING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THAT STAGE! I AM IN SHOCK AND AWE! TLA SLOWLY BUT SURELY LIFTS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET! OH NO, OH NO!!!! AREN SPRINTS TOWARDS TLA… RUNNING BIG BOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathan: NOOOO!!! TLA DUCKS UNDER THE ATTEMPT… BACKBODY DROP OFF THE STAGE!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! AREN JUST LANDED ON HIS FEET! HOW THE HELL?!?! AREN GETS HIS BALANCE, BEFORE TURNING BACK TOWARDS THE STAGE………….. BUUUUUURRRNNNOOOUUUTTT!!!!!!!!!! TLA WITH A BURNOUT TO THE STANDING AREN MSTISLAV OFF THE STAGE!!!!!!!!!! BOTH MEN DOWN! THE REFEREE CLIMBS DOWN THE STAGE AND TO THE CEMENT FLOOR WHERE THE TWO ARE LAID OUT!

Referee: AREN, AREN! DO YOU WANT TO QUIT THIS MATCH!?

Aren: I…… I qu……

Referee: AREN, PLEASE REPEAT THAT! DO YOU WANT TO QUIT?!

Aren: I…. I….. NO! NO I DON’T! NOOOOO!

Referee: TLA, TLA, DO YOU WANT TO QUIT THIS MATCH?!

TLA: ……..I n…………. NO! NADA!

Nick: You cannot be serious… these two men are STILL going! Aren is the first one to begin to do ANY sort of movements right now, as he rolls over onto his stomach and begins to steadily rise. TLA, however, is just struggling to breathe right now. Aren is back up. He takes a couple of steps forward, before dropping to one knee. TLA!! TLA is moving now! TLA slowly sits up and sees out of what is SURE to be some blurry eye vision right now, Aren moving towards those big curtains to head towards the back! TLA crawls up to his feet, and soon follows! Aren goes through those curtains, and TLA follows right afterwards! Both men are now nowhere to be seen! Can we please get a cameraman to the back?!

Nathan: I hope those two are heading to the back to get medical treatment, but realistically speaking I’m sure that smart idea is the last thing they’re wanting right now. Oh, here we go! We got eyes in the back! Several referees are surrounding both men, BEGGING the two to be taken to the medical facility backstage! TLA is bending over a production cart, while Aren is leaning up against a wall. TLA now slowly making his way towards Aren, but the referees are getting in between the action! They want this to be over, and we can hear these fans here in disapproval!

Nick: TLA getting close to the face of Aren, and Aren… is he laughing?! Why is Aren Mstislav laughing?! OH COME ON!!! AREN JUST SPAT IN THE FACE OF TLA AGAIN, AND TLA SLOWLY WIPES THAT SALIVA OFF OF HIS CHEEK! OH! TLA WITH A HUGE SOUTHPAW SHOT TO THE JAW THAT JUST MISSES, AND THIS FIGHT IS CONTINUING! REFEREES BREAK FREE AS THEY LET IT HAPPEN! THE TWO BEGIN TO SLAM EACH OTHER INTO THE WALL HERE, BEFORE REACHING A DOOR JUST AT THE EDGE OF THOSE CURTAINS! THE TWO EXCHANGE IN SOME MORE BLOWS! OHHH! AREN WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT, AND TLA IS TAKEN DOWN FOR NOW.

Nathan: Aren turns to that door… what’s behind there, Nick? Aren reaches out towards the door-handle and swings it open. It’s an ascending staircase! Where does it go?! OH! TLA LEAPS FORWARD AND THE TWO LAND ON THE EDGE OF THOSE BOTTOM STEPS, AND WHILE I’M SURE THE PAIN IS AGONIZING, THE TWO CONTINUE TO BRAWL! Aren kicks TLA back, and begins to make his way up that staircase. It doesn’t look like we can see what’s up there as Aren fades into darkness. TLA slowly follows suit and climbs as well, as does the referee and our cameraman. The cameraman follows TLA into nothing but black. Where the hell are they?!

Nick: This is seriously a slasher film. It’s a horror movie. Are we able to get some confirmation?! I… NO FREAKING WAY!!! NOOOOOO WAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathan: What?!

Nick: JESUS CHRIST NATHAN LOOK UP THERE!!! UP ON TOP OF THE TITANTRON!!! AREN AND TLA ARE TRADING BLOWS!!! TLA AND AREN ARE ON THE VERY TOP OF THAT INCREDIBLY LARGE SCREEN HERE! THAT’S GOTTA BE 50 FEET IN THE AIR?!

Nathan: WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT DEATH EARLIER, BUT NOW WE’RE REALLY GOING TO SEE IT AREN’T WE?! OH NO! TLA IS GETTING CLOSE TO THE EDGE, BUT HE’S DOING HIS BEST TO PREVENT HIMSELF FROM STEPPING ANY FURTHER BACK, AS HE TRIES TO FALL FORWARD, BUT AREN ISN’T HAVING ANY OF IT!! AHHH! AREN PUSHES TLA A STEP BACK, AND TLA WAVES HIS ARMS AROUND, BUT COMES FORWARD… VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! AREN HITS THE BACK WALL THERE, BUT THE UPPERCUT HAS NO EFFECT! OH GEEZ, AREN ATTEMPTS A HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE OF TLA BUT TLA DUCKS AND NOW AREN IS THE ONE AT THE EDGE! AREN AT THE EDGE OF THAT TITANTRON, CATCHES HIS BALANCE. ARGH, THIS IS GOING TO SOUND UNPROFESSIONAL, BUT I’M STRUGGLING TO CALL THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW. I CAN’T WATCH!

Nick: I DO NOT BLAME YOU, NATHAN! I FEEL EMPTY INSIDE! TLA AND AREN ARE NOW BOTH AT THE EDGE OF THAT TITANTRON IN A TUSSLE! IT’S A POWER STRUGGLE TO SEE WHO CAN OUT-STRENGTHEN THEIR OPPONENT. WHOEVER LOSES FALLS TO THEIR DEATH! I AM… I JUST CAN’T…. I FEEL SICK, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! AND I AM LOST FOR WORDS!!! AHHHH!! AREN OUTPOWERS TLA, AND TLA AT THE EDGE AS AREN FALLS BACK!! AREN ON THE GROUND! HE KICKS THE BACK OF TLA’S LEFT KNEE AND TLA DROPS TO IT! AREN BACK TO HIS FEET… OH NO. HE’S NOT GOING TO… HE’S NOT GOING TO…

…

…

KAAAAAAAAAIISSSEERRRRRRRRRRR’SSSS CRRROOOOOOOOOWWNNNNNNNNN!!

NOOOOOOO!!! TLA RISES TO HIS FEET AND HAS AREN IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!!! TLA TURNS TOWARDS THE EDGE! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! TLA LIFTS AREN UP BY THE TIGHTS OVER HIS HEAD AND………… NOOOO!! AREN SLIPS OFF AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!! THE TWO TURN TO EACH OTHER! AREN RUNS FORWARD FOR A HARD FOREARM— NOOOOOOOO! TLA LIFTS AREN OVER HIS HEAD!!! AREN LANDS ON HIS FEET……… AHHH! NO! NO! AREN’S LEFT FOOT SLIPS OFF THE EDGE!!!! HIS LEFT LEG IS DANGLING OFF THAT TITANTRON, AND NOW HIS RIGHT LEG SLIPS OFF TO AS HE TRIES TO CLIMB BACK UP! AREN IS FACING THE GOD OF DEATH RIGHT NOW! AREN TRYING TO GRAB HOLD OF ANYTHING ON THE TOP OF THAT TITANTRON BUT HE’S SLIPPING… HE’S SLIPPING… HE FALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AREN FALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathan: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nick: OH MY GOD! LOOK! LOOK! OH MY LORD, TLA DROPS TO HIS STOMACH AND REACHES OUT OVER THE EDGE OF THE TITANTRON AND GRABS A HOLD OF AREN!!! AREN IS DANGLING CLOSE TO 50 FEET ABOVE THE GOD DAMNED STAGE!!! THE ONLY THING PREVENTING HIM FROM FALLING IS TLA! THE REFEREE IS FROZEN IN FEAR WATCHING THIS ALL TRANSPIRE!!!

TLA (off-mic): REFEREE! MICROPHONE! NOW!

(The referee puts the microphone up to TLA’s mouth.)

TLA: Aren, you just tried to end me before in those flames, holmes. Say the words… or I will drop you.

Aren: OKAY!!! I QUIT!!! I FUCKING QUIT!!! PULL ME UP!!!

Nick: HE SAID IT!! THE MATCH IS OVER!! TLA PULLS AREN BACK UP TO THE TOP OF THAT TITANTRON!! THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Ambitionz Az A Ridah” by Tupac plays. TLA and Aren lay on top of the titantron taking deep breaths, as the referee sits next to them with his head in his hands.)

Rebecca Sawyer: The winner of this match… TTTTTTTTT-LLLLLLLLLL-AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

(TLA and Aren both sit up, staring out blankly to the endless sea of fans in attendance cheering the two on for that hellacious match. Nick Angel and Nathan Fiora sit at their desk in complete awe as they look at one another. After a few moments, Aren reaches out for the microphone as TLA’s music fades.)

Aren: I now understand it. I didn’t at first, but now I do. For so long I couldn’t fathom how you could be even considered a world championship worthy contender… but after this match TLA… I now understand your drive. Your motivation. We came this close to killing each other just for a shot at a belt. I just…

(Aren slowly stands to his feet, looking down to TLA as he looks up to Aren.)

Aren: I’ll keep what I’m about to say short. I just don’t think I have that same drive and motivation I once had. The one that won me the EAW Championship. But for right now, I will admit to you TLA that I am a defeated man, and that you got the best of me not just tonight, but for pretty much the entirety of the past few weeks. So, with all that said, I think The True King of Voltage needs to take a step back into the darkness to let a new king shine in his place.

(Aren reaches his hand out, as TLA looks at it. After hesitation, TLA reaches his hand out and Aren pulls him up to his feet, before the two exchange in a hug to a huge ovation from the fans.)

Aren: My drive seems to be depleted, but my passion has not. But for right now ladies and gentleman… this is goodbye.

(The fans are saddened at that announcement, as Aren drops the microphone and takes a step back before going to leave for the stairs. TLA grabs Aren by the arm and pulls him back. The two go face-to-face again, before TLA raises Aren’s arm up to another big cheer for the hometown boy. TLA pats him on the back, before he takes his leave instead as he heads down the stairs. The fans in attendance applaud Aren as he stands on top of the titantron. Aren waves out at the fans as a tear streams down his left cheek, and applauds with them. “Sin with a Grin” by Showdown plays as Aren Mstislav sits back down onto the tron and begins to unlace his boots. He takes the boots off, before putting the two boots together on the titantron and making his way down the stairs too. The camera slowly zooms into the boots as we fade out…)

(Theron Nikolas is shown sitting somewhere backstage with a look of determination as David Davidson and Jack Ripley walk up to him)

David: Ready?

(Theron nods before rising back to his feet)

Theron: Let’s finish this.

(The High Rollerz nod as they and Theron Nikolas walk off towards the stage area)

(AD: On September 17th, come join Voltage LIVE from The United Center in Chicago, Illinois for its first supershow of the season: Ground Zero! The World Heavyweight, Interwire and New Breed Championships are ALL on the line as the stars of Voltage give it their all on this explosive night!)

[Intermission]

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(The crowd can be heard cheering in the background)

Drake: It’s about that tiiiiime, Pierre! I’ve waited far too long to see Theron Nikolas get put in the ground!

Pierre: It’s our final bout of the night here at Territorial Invasion, and the stakes could not be higher for these six individuals! A powerful alliance came together at Dia Del Diablo, and with it, the creation of an opposing force hellbent on payback! Six of Showdown’s biggest names will step inside a sadistic, heinous structure – three pieces of gold on the line, two teams, and only one side is walking out victorious!

(A video package plays; recapping the feud between Theron Nikolas and Tiberius IV, following their confrontations leading up to Dia Del Diablo. Their EAW Championship bout at Dia Del Diablo, ending with Tiberius IV victorious after Ares Vendetta and Darth Lannister came to his aid, putting Theron through a Ladder. The formation of The Triumvirate the following week, managed by Jaywalker. Ares and Lannister’s pursuit of the Unified Tag Team Championships, ambushing The High Rollerz. The unlikely alliance formed between Theron Nikolas and The High Rollerz, and culminating in a brawl between both sides, ending with Theron Nikolas and The High Rollerz standing tall after costing Darth Lannister his match against Diamond Cage)

(The camera transitions back to Krestovsky Stadium, focusing on the No Way Out Match structure hanging above the ring)

Drake: I’m literally counting the moments! Soon – VERY SOON – I’m gonna have a front row seat to the most glorious execution the United States has ever seen! Our three Kings will strike down those peasants and prove why they’re the most dominant force in EAW and wrestling in general, along with Jaywalker and myself, of course!

Pierre: Drake, I don’t think you’re in The Triumvirate.

Drake: Uh, I was in Hexa-gun, which translated to “Army of Six” and this is The Triumvirate, which translates to “Three Kings”, and if you divide… Subtract… Look, I didn’t come here to do math! Point is, I’m involved somehow here!

(The lights in the arena suddenly focus on the center of the stage where the band AFI is shown as they begin to play “I Hope You Suffer” while the crowd cheers.)

“I got two letters from you”…

“Last words of the runaway”…

(David Davidson – dressed in custom black and white attire and his EAW Unified Tag Team Championship around his waist – rises up to the left side of the stage on a platform)

“Your love was written so true”…

“And now I can’t speak your name.”

(Jack Ripley rises up from a platform on the right side of the stage, dressed in matching black and white attire and his EAW Unified Tag Team Championship on his right shoulder)

“I faced destruction and you… Just killed me and walked away!”

“I gave my heart to the cruel”…

“Now it will not beat again.”

(The band briefly stops as the Stadium fills with the sounds of the cheering fans while Theron Nikolas makes his way out to the center of the stage – dressed in matching black and white attire with a white fur coat on, sunglasses, and a closed umbrella – as he’s met by The High Rollerz)

“I HOPE YOU DO”

“I HOPE YOU SUFFER”

(Pyro goes off above them as Theron Nikolas and The High Rollerz look around at the cheering crowd)

“I HOPE YOU DO”

“I HOPE YOU SUFFER”

(A sinister smile appears on the face of Theron Nikolas as he opens up his umbrella, showing off the design of a broken crown underneath the foot of he and The High Rollerz)

“I HOPE YOU DO”

“I HOPE YOU SUFFER”

“I HOPE YOU DOOOOO”

“JUST LIKE I SUFFERED!”

(AFI continues to play “I Hope You Suffer” as Theron Nikolas and The High Rollerz make their way towards the ring)

Drake: How much budget are we spending on these assholes? Was there no crappy Russian AFI cover band available?

Pierre: Quite a huge entrance from these three men, and each of them looks as confident as ever that they can walk out of St. Petersburg with all the gold! They’ve certainly got the talent for it!

Drake: Blah, blah, blah! Why not just glue your lips directly to their asses, Pierre – cut out the middleman! These guys are talented, yeah, sure, whatever, but they’re a good DOZEN levels below the men they’re about to step inside the ring with!

Pierre: I wouldn’t be so sure about that, we saw Theron nearly take the EAW Championship for himself on his own back at Dia Del Diablo, and with the most dominant Tag Team in years at his side, who knows what they could be capable of.

(AFI finishes “I Hope You Suffer” as Theron Nikolas and The High Rollerz all enter the ring, immediately getting ready as the roaring crowd applauds both the band and the men in the ring)

(After several seconds, the lights all throughout the Stadium go out while)

“PRODI-GIA”

(A green spotlight appears upon a large platform on the stage, showing Tiberius IV – dressed in gold and black attire with a Komodo Dragon headdress and the EAW Championship – sitting upon a Throne)

“COMPLO-RATUS”

(A blue spotlight appears upon the platform, showing Darth Lannister – dressed in gold and black attire with a Lion headdress – sitting upon a Throne of his own near Tiberius)

“SILENS, ORO”

(A red spotlight appears upon the platform, showing Ares Vendetta – dressed in gold and black attire, his hair visibly dyed blond, covered with a Black Vulture headdress – sitting upon a Throne of his own near both Tiberius and Lannister)

“REGNET EXITIUM”….

(The lights in the Stadium go pitch black once more)

(“Veni Vidi Vici” by contRoVersy plays as golden lights fill the Stadium as a proud Jaywalker stands upon the stage with Tiberius IV, Ares Vendetta, and Darth Lannister standing behind him as they begin to make their way towards the ring while the camera shows Theron Nikolas and The High Rollerz looking on)

Drake: ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. MCGUIRE?! ARE YOU FEELING THE UNMITIGATED PRESENCE OF ROYALTY RIGHT NOW?! THIS IS THE THREE KINGS OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING TODAY! THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING THEY CLAIM TO BE AND MORE!

Pierre: Alright, alright, maybe you should calm–

Drake: MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT THE HELL UP! DON’T TRY TO BRING ME DOWN, PIERRE, I’M NOT IN THE MOOD! JUST EMBRACE THEIR GREATNESS WITH ME! TAKE IT IN! YOU LOVE SMELLING GUYS, SO GET A BIG WHIFF OF THAT! THOSE THREE MEN INDIVIDUALLY HOLD HAVE TASTED MORE GOLD THAN THESE THREE PEASANTS COMBINED!

Pierre: There’s no doubting that The Triumvirate are an incredibly impressive lineup of talent, but that’s far from any reason to go underestimating those men in the ring waiting for them in that ring. They came here looking to put literally everything they’ve got on the line in order to walk out of here with every ounce of gold involved.

Drake: AND THEY’LL FAIL, BECAUSE WHEN IT ALL COMES DOWN TO IT, THEY’RE FAILURES! JUST LIKE NOBI! THEY DIDN’T PUT THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE BY AGREEING TO THIS! THEY SIGNED THEIR DEATH WARRANTS! LONG LIVE THE KINGS! LONG LIVE THE KINGS! HEXA-GUN! HEXA-GUN!

Pierre: It’s not… Nevermind…

(“Veni Vidi Vici” fades out as The Triumvirate enters the ring, standing across from Theron Nikolas and The High Rollerz while the Ring Announcer gets between them. The lights in the Stadium dim as spotlights focus on both teams)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall…. AND IS A NO WAY OUT MATCH FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP AND UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!…..

(The crowd erupts with cheers as the four Secondary Cells descend down to the floor)

Announcer: The rules are as follows… Two men will begin the match while the remaining four will occupy these four Secondary Cells. Every five minutes, a new man from one of the two sides will be randomly selected to join the contest. Once all six men have joined the match, pinfalls and submissions will become legal. Whomever is the first to score a fall will win for his respective team, and they will be declared the EAW Champion and Unified Tag Team Champions!…. First, to my left… They are the team of… DAVID DAVIDSON…. JACK RIPLEY… THERON NIKOLAS AND THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE HIGH ROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLEEEEERRRZ!!!….

(The crowd loudly cheers as Theron Nikolas points his closed umbrella in Tiberius IV’s direction while The High Rollerz stare down with Ares Vendetta and Darth Lannister)

Announcer: And to my right…. They are the team of…. ARES VENDETTA…. DARTH LANNISTER…. THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAMPION…. THIS IS THE TRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIUUUUUMMMVVVVIIIIRRRRRRRAAAAAATTTTTEEE!!!….

(Tiberius IV quickly takes off his EAW Championship, holding it up as he walks forward, getting nose to nose with Theron while The High Rollerz show off their Unified Tag Team Championships, getting up close to Ares Vendetta and Darth Lannister)

Pierre: Very hostile environment between these two sides, and it’s gonna get a whole lot worse as it looks as though The High Rollerz, Ares Vendetta, and Darth Lannister are going to the outside and they will each occupy those four Secondary Cells. They’ve quickly been locked inside as Tiberius and Theron continue to verbally assault one another in the ring.

(The Referee holds up the EAW Championship and EAW Unified Tag Team Championships for everyone to see before handing them off to a crew worker at ringside)

Drake: Move your ass, Ref! Let’s get to it!

(Ominous music plays while the No Way Out Structure begins to ascend as the four Secondary Cells start to raise)

Pierre: It is an absolutely destructive beast of a structure that brings out the absolute worst in those who compete within it. We’ve seen bones broken and men set on fire within the confines of this match. There are no mats to cover that cement on the floor, there are no turnbuckle pads to cover that steel in the corners, and there is no door or any other means of escape.

(The ominous music ends as the No Way Out structure completely lowers to the ground while the Secondary Cells have been raised to the top of each corner of it. The Referee calls for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Pierre: This crowd is already on their feet for this main event contest as Theron and Tiberius continue to berate one another! Theron tosses that umbrella aside – he doesn’t look like he’s got any interest in using it this time around! Tiberius doesn’t have a any of that mist prepared for his opponent either as it looks as though they both want to do this one clear-cut – no excuses! Tiberius and Theron start circling the ring with both looking for an opening… They–HOLD ON! Tiberius grabs that umbrella Theron just tossed aside moments ago with a sinister smirk on his face! He has no intention whatsoever of playing fair here! Theron with a smirk of his own as the two men stare down! He’s not backing down whatsoever! He’s telling Tiberius to bring it! TIBERIUS OBLIGES HIM AS HE COMES IN SWINGING WITH THAT UMBRELLA! NOBODY’S HOME AS IT MISSES! TIBERIUS IS QUICK TO TURN AROUND AND SWING FOR THE FENCES ONCE MORE, BUT IT AGAIN DOESN’T CONNECT AS THERON DUCKS! Tiberius turns back around! SUPERKICK FROM THERON!

Drake: NO–DAMN IT–THERON WITH A FEINT AS TIBERIUS TRIED TO PROTECT HIMSELF AS THERON INSTEAD DRIVES A BOOT INTO THE KNEE OF TJ! TJ drops to one knee in pain, dropping that umbrella! THERON GRABS THE UMBRELLA! Come on! Who uses weapons in a match like this?! Grow up! Theron with a smug look on his face! He’s just toying with TJ now! He’ll regret that! HE DRIVES THE END OF THAT UMBRELLA INTO THE BODY OF TIBERIUS! Somebody stop this guy! At least get that stupid umbrella out of his hands! HE SWINGS FOR THE HEAD OF TIBERIUS!! No–TIBERIUS DODGES AND ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE! Smart strategy! Smart, smart strategy! HE–

Pierre: INCOMING!! THERON NIKOLAS THROWS THAT UMBRELLA ASIDE AND CHARGES IN WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM–SUICIDE DIIIVVE!! A VIOLENT SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES AND INTO TIBERIUS AS BOTH MEN HIT THOSE UNFORGIVING STEEL BARS OF THE NO WAY OUT STRUCTURE! Taking this to the outside is as dangerous as it gets with nothing but steel and exposed cement as its environment, but I doubt Theron gives a damn! He’s back on his feet, already dragging Tiberius back up! AND A BIG IRISH WHIP SENDS TIBERIUS CRASHING INTO THE NEARBY WALL! HIS BACK SLAMMING HARD INTO THOSE STEEL BARS! LOOK OUT–RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS FROM THERON TO FOLLOW IT UP! Tiberius’ skull may have bounced right off those steel bars! He looks as though he may be out of it! Theron has his number right now! The EAW Champion is in dire, DIRE straits! Theron grabs a hold of him and sends him rolling right back into the ring! HE’S CLIMBING THE APRON! THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!

Drake: This is disgusting! Absolutely disgusting! This crowd doesn’t even speak English – they probably have no idea who the real bad guy is here, because I assure you, it’s the guy climbing to the top right now! THERON IS PERCHED ON THE TOP ROPE! DAMN IT! DON’T DO IT! HE LEAPS!! WAIT–TIBERIUS ROLLS AWAY! HE’S TOO FAR OUT OF REACH! YES! Theron can’t do a damn thing! Hahaha! TJ with a brilliant move there as he struggles to get back up! Hold on… Theron… HE’S WALKING ALONG THE TOP ROPE?! HE’S TIGHTROPE WALKING HERE AS TJ GETS BACK UP! THERON LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE?! HE CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK FROM THE TOP, SENDING TJ INTO THE NEARBY CORNER! DAMN IT TO HELL! TIBERIUS IS DOING ALL HE CAN TO GET BACK UP ON HIS FEET IN THE CORNER! THERON IS BACK UP, STALKING HIM! HE CHARGES AHEAD! LOOK OUT, TJ!! RUNNING DROPKICK INTO TIBERIUS!! TJ IS DOWN AS THERON IS BACK UP, RUNNING BACK TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! I CAN’T BARE TO LOOK! HE CHARGES AGAIN!

Pierre: AND A LOW CORNER DROPKICK CONNECTS DIRECTLY TO THE FACE OF THE EAW CHAMPION!! I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING HERE! THERON MAY BE LOOKING TO TAKE TIBERIUS OUT RIGHT HERE AND NOW AS HE PULLS THE CHAMPION UP! HE’S GOT TIBERIUS, NAVIGATING HIM OUT OF THE CORNER! HE’S GOT THE WRIST-CLUTCHED! TIBERIUS IS IN TROUBLE!

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(A light sporadically jumps around each of the Secondary Cells before landing on Ares Vendetta’s. The Secondary Cell begins ascending down to the ground as the crowd boos)

Drake: OHHHH YEAH! YES! YES! THE TRIUMVIRATE HAS THE ADVANTAGE HERE!

Pierre: I DON’T THINK THERON GIVES A DAMN AS HE LOOKS TO FINISH THIS! HE GOES FOR IT, PULLING TIBERIUS IN FOR THAT SHORT-ARM LARIAT–TOUCH OF HERROOOIIINNNEEE!!!!

Drake: IT’S BLOCKED BY TJ WITH A BOOT TO THAT INCOMING ARM! HE’S NOT LETTING IT HAPPEN! THERON KEEPS THE WRIST CLUTCHED AS HE GOES FOR IT ONCE MORE, BUT TJ IMMEDIATELY KICKS IT AWAY AGAIN! THERON WITH A BOOT TO THE MOUTH OF TIBERIUS! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! TJ IS LOOKING BAD! HE’S IN TROUBLE HERE AS THERON NAILS HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN IN THE FACE WITH BOOTS! HE PULLS TIBERIUS UP ONCE MORE!!

Pierre: TOUCH OF HEROINE!!!! IT’S BLOCKED AS ARES VENDETTA RUSHES IN WITH A BOOT TO THAT INCOMING LARIAT THIS TIME! Theron breaks the wrist clutch he had on Tiberius as he nails Ares with a big forearm! Another forearm connects! He turns–ENZUIGIRI!! A LOUD ENZUIGIRI FROM TIBERIUS TO THERON! Theron is looking woozy! He’s struggling to stay on his feet after that! He refuses to go down! This man has been waiting for this opportunity for too long, and he absolutely refuses to go down here! HE NAILS ARES WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! HE’S LAYING INTO HIM WITH RAPID-FIRE SHOTS! HE SWINGS AT TIBERIUS AS THE CHAMPION GETS BACK UP! TIBERIUS DODGES IT AND NAILS THERON WITH A STIFF KNEE TO THE GUT! ARES WITH A LOUD FOREARM TO THE TEMPLE OF THERON! He’s at a great disadvantage here, but he’s still on his feet! A BOOT TO THE FACE OF TIBERIUS FROM THERON! HE WON’T STOP! A BOOT TO ARES NOW! HE SWINGS FOR ARES!

Drake: NO–HE’S PICKED UP BY ARES VENDETTA!! THERON IS FIGHTING WITH ELBOWS! TIBERIUS WITH A LOUD BOOT TO THE SKULL OF THERON! ARES CHARGES FORWARD!! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!! A VIOLENT RUNNING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER INTO THE NEARBY CORNER!!! BEAUTIFUL! And RIGHT into those completely exposed steel turnbuckles, no less! Theron’s body bounced RIGHT off of them! His luck just ran out in a big, bad way! Nothing saving you now, kiddo! TJ is hurt, but he looks more furious than anything as he stares at the broken Theron in front of him! He wants some payback! No pinfalls or submissions allowed until all six men are in this, so all he can do is torture this man, and that’s EXACTLY what he aims to do! Tiberius goes to work, stomping away at a downed Theron! TJ drops to the outside, dragging Theron out! He’s yelling something to Ares… Tiberius holds Theron in place… ARES HITS THE ROPES! HE’S CHARGING WITH MOMENTUM AT HIS BACK! INCOMING! SUICIDE DIVE!!!

Pierre: A BIG SUICIDE DIVE FROM ARES, CRASHING INTO THERON NIKOLAS AND RIGHT AGAINST THOSE STEEL BARS AS TIBERIUS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! Tiberius isn’t done by any means as he quickly drags Theron back up! Tiberius getting right in the face of his rival! A LOUD SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF THERON AS HE BERATES HIM! THERON FIRES BACK WITH A FOREARM! HE’S STILL ALIVE! TIBERIUS NAILS HIM IN THE MID-SECTION WITH A KNEE! IRISH WHIP!! HE SENDS THERON COLLIDING WITH THE NEARBY STEEL BARS WITH A BIG IRISH WHIP! TIBERIUS CHARGES IN! AND THE SHORYUKEN CONNECTS – THAT POWERFUL RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AS TIBERIUS DOES EXACTLY AS THERON DID TO HIM!

Drake: No, you’re wrong about that, Pierre! He’s doing exactly what Theron did to him and THEN some! Theron Nikolas is down on the ground, struggling to get up as Tiberius just lays into him with stomps to the spine! This idiot, Theron, refuses to just stop moving! Theron absolutely won’t stop! HE PUSHES HIMSELF UP! SUPERKICK TO THE MOUTH FROM ARES VENDETTA!! HE’S STILL UP! THERON LOOKS ARES DEAD IN THE EYES! HE WON’T GO DOWN! STRIKE OF MIDNIIIIIIGGGGGHHHTTTT!!!! YES!!! TIBERIUS LAYS THERON OUT WITH THAT BEAUTIFUL SOMERSAULT CUTTER, DRIVING HIM SKULL-FIRST INTO THAT CEMENT ON THE OUTSIDE! HE’S GOTTA BE OUT COLD! HE HAS TO BE! NO COMING BACK FROM THAT ONE! HE–

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(A light sporadically jumps between the three remaining Secondary Cells for several seconds before finally stopping on Jack Ripley’s. The Secondary Cell begins to ascend down to the ground)

Pierre: Theron Nikolas’ team finally catches a break after what must have felt like an eternity, but it may be all for naught as Theron himself could be out of the equation following that Strike of Midnight to the cement! Theron is still motionless on the ground as the Referee tries checking on him, but all that’s on the mind of Ares and Tiberius now is the fresh man in this match! The Cell reaches the ground as Tiberius and Ares corner it… AND IT OPENS AS BOTH MEN RUSH IN! RIPLEY IMMEDIATELY FIGHTING BACK WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT! HE THROWS SHOTS INTO BOTH MEN! HE’S NOT LETTING THIS BE THE HILL HE DIES ON! HE’S NOT GOING DOWN!

Drake: WELL UNFORTUNATELY FIGHTING SPIRIT JUST ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH! THIS IS THE HARSH REALITY OF THINGS! THERON IS DONE FOR AND RIPLEY IS NEXT ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK AS HE’S ALREADY GETTING TOO MUCH TO HANDLE! ARES AND TIBERIUS JUST LAYING INTO HIM WHILE HE’S STILL IN THAT SECONDARY CELL! Both men absolutely brutalizing ½ of the Unified Tag Champs! There’s nothing he can do! Ares and Tiberius drag Ripley out of the corner, dragging him up… THEY’VE GOT HIM–DOUBLE TEAM SUPLEX RIGHT ONTO THE CEMENT!! IT’S A THING OF BEAUTY, PIERRE! RIPLEY IS ALREADY WRITHING IN PAIN! I COULDN’T BE HAPPIER! Ares and Tiberius aim to just dissect this poor bastard as much as they can here! Ripley is dragged back up and sent rolling into the ring! Tiberius and Ares slide in, both with sinister looks on their faces! Ripley would be smart to just stay down! Cut your losses! Quit while you’re ahead!

Pierre: For all the bad things they’ve done, The High Rollerz have never been one to just stay down! He’s got both fists up, telling him to do their worst! I’m afraid they intend to oblige him! ARES WITH A LOUD KICK TO THE STERNUM OF RIPLEY! TIBERIUS WITH A KICK TO THE STERNUM OF RIPLEY NOW! ARES WITH A KICK! TIBERIUS WITH A KICK! ARE THEY MIMICKING THE KICKS OF BRIAN DANIELS?! NO RESPECT WHATSOEVER FROM THESE TWO MEN AS THEY TAKE TURNS LAYING INTO JACK RIPLEY WITH THESE VICIOUS KICKS! THEY BOTH PUT A STOP TO IT, BACKING UP AS THE CROWD BOOS THEM BOTH! AND THEY TOP IT OFF WITH SIMULTANEOUS KICKS TO THE SKULL OF RIPLEY!! Ares looks like a kid on Christmas as he and Tiberius torture this man! Ares drags him up, taking his time… He’s in no hurry here… HE PULLS RIPLEY IN! ARES PICKS HIM UP! HOLD ON–TIBERIUS IS DROPPED–HE’S DRAGGED TO THE OUTSIDE! THERON NIKOLAS DRIVES TIBERIUS INTO THE NEARBY NO WAY OUT WALL AS HE NAILS THE STEEL BARS!! ARES CHARGES AHEAD WITH A BUCKLE BOMB!! RIPLEY TURNS IT INTO A HURRICANRANA AT THE LAST SECOND AS ARES IS THE ONE SENT STRAIGHT INTO THOSE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES!!

Drake: YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! HOW IS THERON BACK IN THIS?! THE GUY’S BUSTED OPEN! HE SHOULD BE OUT COLD! NOT EVEN A FACTOR IN THIS ANYMORE! Blood’s running down the forehead of Theron as he rolls back into the ring, meeting up with a still hurt Ripley! These guys just don’t know when to quit, do they?! They REALLY wanna draw this thing out?! Just get in the fetal position! Accept that this is over!

Pierre: They have no intention of doing that whatsoever as a damaged Ares pulls himself up in the corner… Theron grabs Ripley… HE SENDS HIM OFF FOR A BIG IRISH WHIP–INCOMING! A BIG DOUBLE KNEES RIGHT INTO ARES VENDETTA!! AND THERON COMES IN RIGHT AFTER TO CONNECT WITH A LOUD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! ARES IS IN BIG TROUBLE HERE! SOMEHOW, SOME WAY, THESE TWO MEN HAVE TURNED THINGS AROUND INTO THEIR FAVOR! ARES DROPS DOWN AS TIBERIUS CLIMBS UP TO THE APRON! THERON AND RIPLEY WITH SUPERKICKS TO THE FACE OF TIBERIUS IN STEREO!! RIPLEY HITS THE ROPES WITH TIBERIUS IV IN HIS SIGHTS! HE LEAPS OVER HIM AND TO THE OUTSIDE, PULLING HIM OFF THE APRON AND SENDING TIBERIUS INTO THE STEEL BARS WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!!! TIBERIUS MAY BE OUT!

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(A light sporadically jumps between the two remaining Secondary Cells for several seconds before finally stopping on Darth Lannister’s. The crowd boos as Lannister’s Cell ascends down to the ground)

Drake: Well their luck just ran out! The entire Triumvirate just entered this match! I don’t give a rat’s ass how much of a fight they aim to put up! You can’t do anything against this force!

Pierre: They aim to prove that wrong as Jack Ripley gets back to his feet, closely watching the Cell drop down to the ground! IT OPENS AS A RABID DARTH LANNISTER EXPLODES OUT OF IT! FEUER FREI!!!! NOBODY’S HOME AS RIPLEY HAS IT SCOUTED, DUCKING THE INCOMING DECAPITATING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! LANNISTER TURNS AROUND! SUPERMAN PUNCH TO THE FACE FROM RIPLEY!! LANNISTER DOESN’T EVEN LOOK FAZED! HE NAILS RIPLEY IN THE FACE WITH A BIG FOREARM! LANNISTER PULLS RIPLEY IN AND CATCHES HIM WITH A CLOSE-RANGE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER!! LOOK OUT!!

Drake: THERON NIKOLAS WITH A PLANCHA OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO LANNISTER AS BOTH MEN HIT THE CEMENT FLOOR HARD!! THIS IDIOT’S GONNA TAKE HIMSELF OUT OF THIS WITH MOVES LIKE THAT! You sacrifice everything you have and you’ll have nothing left when it really matters! Theron and Ripley are somehow still going in this despite the inclusion of Lannister, but they’re running on fumes! I can tell! Theron climbs back up to the apron, visibly in pain as he looks to enter–SUPERKICK!! ARES VENDETTA OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A BIG SUPERKICK TO THERON!! HE’S GOT HIM, UNDERHOOKING THE ARMS!! HE’S DRAGGING THERON INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! PEDIGREE DRIVER!!!! NO–THERON FORCES ARES INTO THE NEARBY CORNER! HE WON’T LET HIM! THERON IS FIGHTING IT WITH ALL HE CAN AS ARES STARTS THROWING CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE SPINE! RIPLEY RUSHES IN NOW WITH A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE OF ARES!

Pierre: Ripley just barely saving his partner in this! Ares stumbles forward… THERON WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE KNEE OF ARES, DROPPING HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES! Ares won’t stay down! He throws a forearm to the gut of Ripley! A right hand to Theron! A shot to Ripley! A shot to Theron–THERON CATCHES THE HAND! FINGER SNAP!!! MY GOD–A SICKENING FINGER SNAP TO THE RIGHT HAND OF ARES VENDETTA!! GOAT KICK!!!! JACK RIPLEY LAYS OUT ARES WITH A POWERFUL SUPERKICK!!! I can’t believe how well these two men have done with all three members of The Triumvirate in this! They absolutely will not die! Tiberius struggles, attempting to get back in this as he climbs up to the apron… Theron and Ripley haven’t noticed him as they’re still focusing on Ares, dragging him up! TIBERIUS TIGHTLY CLUTCHING THE TOP ROPE! HE WANTS SOME PAYBACK! HE WANTS HIS REDEMPTION AS HE LEAPS TO THE TOP!! INCOMING!! HEADHUNTER!!!! RIPLEY AND THERON NAIL THE INCOMING TIBERIUS WITH STEREO SUPERKICKS!!! HE’S DOWN AND HE IS OUT!

Drake: YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! NO! ABSOLUTELY GODDAMN NOT! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING! AND NOW WHAT THE HELL DO THEY THINK THEY’RE DOING AS THERON AND RIPLEY START CLIMBING UP TO THE NEARBY CORNERS! I DON’T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS! THEY’VE GOT ARES AND TIBERIUS LOCKED IN THEIR SIGHTS! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP THIS! LANNISTER CHARGES IN–FEUER FREI!!!! A RUNNING FEUER FREI TO THERON NIKOLAS SENDS HIM FLYING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND SLAMMING INTO THE ABANDONED SECONDARY CELL ON THE OUTSIDE!!! YES!! LANNISTER IS BACK IN THIS MATCH WITH A VENGEANCE! RIPLEY REMAINS ON THE TOP AS LANNISTER TURNS AROUND! HE LEAPS WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY AS IT CONNECTS! NO–Lannister’s back up! He’s rolling back up to his feet with Ripley trapped in his grasp!! RIPLEY CAN’T DO A DAMN THING! HE’S STRUGGLING, BUT IT’S FUTILE! LANNISTER LIFTS HIM UP, OVER HIS HEAD! LANNISTER STARTS PICKING UP SPEED!! HE LAUNCHES JACK RIPLEY OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE STEEL BARS OF THE NO WAY OUT WALL!!!

Pierre: MY GOD WHAT A SOUND THAT MADE AS HUMAN FLESH COLLIDES WITH THOSE STEEL BARS AND THE BODY OF RIPLEY DROPS TO THE CEMENT ON THE OUTSIDE!! Lannister’s got a malicious look in his eyes! I don’t think I’ve EVER seen him looking like this! Jaywalker’s yelling instructions from outside the No Way Out structure as Lannister goes to the outside… He’s not finished with Ripley just yet! He seems to have more in store for this poor man as he clutches the hair of Ripley, dragging him up! Ripley with a shot to the face of Lannister! Another futile shot! LANNISTER WITH A SICKENING HEADBUTT OFF THE SKULL OF RIPLEY! ANOTHER HEADBUTT! ANOTHER!! HE GRABS RIPLEY BY HIS FACE AND LITERALLY THROWS HIM INTO THE NEARBY WALL!!

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(The light appears upon the Secondary Cell of David Davidson as it begins to ascend down to the ground)

Drake: Well, the final man is in this match and submissions and pinfalls are now legal! That’s ballgame! GG, WP! Lannister doesn’t even pay attention to the descending Cell of Davidson as he focuses sheerly on Ripley! Lannister sends Ripley rolling back into the ring as Ares makes it back to his feet! Lannister slides back into the ring as the two partners exchange a look, and that’s all they need as Ares makes his way over to the nearby corner! Lannister grabs, Ripley dragging him up! The end is neigh here! I can feel it! LANNISTER PULLS RIPLEY IN, PICKING HIM UP… HE’S GOT HIM IN POSITION FOR THE BROKEN CROWN! ARES IS PERCHED ON THE TOP!! FINISH THIS!! ARES LEAPS AS LANNISTER LAUNCHES RIPLEY–

Pierre: DAVIDSON LEAPS TO TOP ROPE AND TO THE SHOULDERS OF ARES–SUPER HURRICANRANA AS JACK RIPLEY TURNS THE BORDER TOSS INTO A HURRICANRANA OF HIS OWN!!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! WHAT A COUNTER FROM THE HIGH ROLLERZ AS ARES VENDETTA WAS SENT CRASHING AND BURNING ON THE CANVAS!! LANNISTER SENT INTO THE NEARBY CORNER!! The High Rollerz are in this contest and they aim to take it home! They look more fired up than ever and this crowd is RIGHT behind them! They set their sights on the EAW Champion himself as Tiberius IV struggles to get back to his feet! The High Rollerz stalk the EAW Champion… HE’S UP AS THE HIGH ROLLERZ CONNECT WITH SIMULTANEOUS SUPERKICKS TO THE KNEES OF TIBERIUS, DROPPING HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN TO HIS KNEES! DAVIDSON HITS THE ROPES! DRIVE-BY KICK TO THE TEMPLE OF TIBERIUS AS TIBERIUS DROPS DOWN ON ALL FOURS! RIPLEY INCOMING!! RUNNING SHOOTING STAR TO THE SPINE OF TIBERIUS!! THE HIGH ROLLERZ ARE ON FIRE HERE!

Drake: SHUT THE HELL UP, PIERRE! THIS IS HORRIBLE! THEY CAN’T DO THIS! THE HIGH ROLLERZ ARE DRAGGING TJ UP… COME ON, TJ, DO SOMETHING! JAYWALKER IS FURIOUS ON THE OUTSIDE! THEY’RE SETTING TIBERIUS UP… DAVIDSON’S GOT HIM IN POSITION AS RIPLEY GOES TO THE NEARBY CORNER, CLIMBING TO THE TOP! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING! RIPLEY IS PERCHED! DAMN IT, NO!

Pierre: JACKPOT!!!! NO–LANNISTER SHAKES THE NEARBY ROPE, CAUSING RIPLEY TO LOSE HIS BALANCE AND DROP GROIN-FIRST ON THE TOP!! Lannister saves his partner as Tiberius uses the momentary distraction to elbow his way out from Davidson’s grasp! A damaged Davidson loses his grip on Tiberius as both men turn around! KAMEHAMEHA!!! A POWERFUL DOUBLE PALM THRUST STRAIGHT TO THE CHEST OF DAVID DAVIDSON!! Davidson is down as the EAW Champion looks to get back in this! Jack Ripley is still hurting as he struggles to get back in position on the top! TIBERIUS CHARGES, RUSHING UP THE CORNER AS HE GRABS RIPLEY!! SEISMIC TOSS – THAT BACKFLIP BELLY TO BELLY IS SUCCESSFUL AS TIBERIUS CRASHES HARD ON IMPACT RIGHT INTO RIPLEY!!! TIBERIUS ISN’T HOLDING OFF ANYMORE AS HE GOES FOR THE IMMEDIATE COVER!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!

Drake: IT’S BROKEN UP BY THERON NIKOLAS?! WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM?! Tiberius shoots up to his knees, locking eyes with Theron as both men stare down! This crowd won’t shut up! These two men find themselves staring down once more in this match as Tiberius is the first to swing! It’s blocked! Theron with a loud right hand to the mouth of Tiberius! Tiberius returns it with a right hand of his own! Theron with a shot! Another shot! ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! DAMN IT, THERON IS TAKING CONTROL AS HE UNLOADS INTO TIBERIUS WITH THESE VICIOUS SHOTS! HOLD ON–TIBERIUS IS COMING BACK! HE’S RETURNING THE FAVOR WITH RAPID-FIRE SHOTS OF HIS OWN! TIBERIUS IS RISING BACK TO HIS FEET! HE’S LAYING INTO THERON! THAT’S RIGHT, MAKE HIM PAY FOR EVERY OUNCE OF DISRESPECT HE SHOWED YOU, TJ! KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH! TIBERIUS–

Pierre: THERON CATCHES THE INCOMING RIGHT HAND?! FINGER SNAP!!! A DISGUSTING FINGER SNAP ON TIBERIUS AS HE DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES WITH THERON! TIBERIUS IS RELIVING THAT NIGHTMARISH MOMENT AT DIABLO! HE SWINGS AT THERON WITH HIS LEFT HAND–IT’S CAUGHT!! FINGER SNAP!!! HE DOES IT TO BOTH OF TIBERIUS’ HANDS YET AGAIN AS THE EAW CHAMPION IS WRITHING IN PAIN ON HIS KNEES!! THERON WITH A SADISTIC SMILE ON HIS FACE AS HE DRAGS TIBERIUS UP WITH HIM! HE’S GOT SOMETHING IN MIND… TIBERIUS PULLS AWAY FROM HIM!! HEADBUTT!!! TIBERIUS WITH A SICKENING HEADBUTT BETWEEN THE EYES OF THERON AS BOTH MEN DROP BACK DOWN TO THEIR KNEES!! BLOOD STILL RUNNING DOWN THE FACE OF THERON NIKOLAS WHILE TIBERIUS CAN’T EVEN USE HIS DAMN HANDS!

Drake: A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF THERON NIKOLAS FROM ARES VENDETTA OUT OF NOWHERE!!

Pierre: A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF TIBERIUS FROM DAVID DAVIDSON!!

Drake: DAVIDSON AND ARES LOCK EYES FOR A MOMENT BEFORE THEY ERUPT INTO A BRAWL RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! BOTH MEN WITH A STORM OF LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO ONE ANOTHER! ARES IS TAKING CONTROL AS HE PULLS DAVIDSON IN WITH MULTIPLE HARD KNEES INTO THE MID-SECTION! HE’S NOT LETTING UP! DAVIDSON MANAGES TO FORCE ARES OFF! ARES COMES BACK IN–SUPERKICK!!! THE SUPERKICK FROM DAVIDSON IS CAUGHT! DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP TO DAVIDSON FROM ARES!! Davidson sent violently down into the canvas! He’s in big trouble! He’s struggling to get up as Ares is already to his feet! HE’S UP! DARKSTAR!!! ARES LAYS HIM OUT WITH THAT ELEVATED KNEE UPPERCUT!! Look at the eyes of Ares! He can feel it! He can feel the end coming! No one’s around to stop him! He can finish this! Ares rises back to his feet, targeting Davidson once more as he drags him up… HE PULLS DAVIDSON IN, HOOKING BOTH ARMS!! PEDIGREE DRIVER!!!!

Pierre: NO–DAVIDSON SHOWING GREAT STRENGTH AS HE POWERS OUT OF IT WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!

Drake: ARES MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET BEHIND DAVIDSON! SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF DAVIDSON’S SKULL!! HE TURNS DAVIDSON AROUND, PULLING HIM IN ONCE MORE!!

Pierre: NO–HE’S STOPPED DEAD IN HIS TRACKS BY JACK RIPLEY WITH A YAKUZA KICK!! Ares is sent reeling into the nearby corner! Ripley is back in this! He’s still alive and kicking, and he wants to be the one to put this to an end! HE CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR ARES IN THE CORNER! He’s stopped dead in his tracks with a boot to the face from Ares! ARES CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE, LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE! DAVID DAVIDSON CHARGES IN–HIGH IMPACT ELBOW SMASH TO THE FACE OF ARES!!! THAT KNOCKED ARES THROUGH A LOOP AS BOTH OF THE HIGH ROLLERZ START CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP WITH THEIR OPPONENT! THEY’VE GOT HIM!

Drake: Hold on–Lannister rushes in from behind!! He nails The High Rollerz with clubbing blows to the spine! They’ve still got Ares in their grasp… LANNISTER GRABS BOTH MEN?! HE’S GOT THEM… DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP AS ARES IS PULLED OFF WITH THEM FOR A DOUBLE TEAM SUPERPLEX!!!! LANNISTER IS THE ONLY MAN LEFT STANDING AMONG ALL SIX COMPETITORS HERE, AND HE KNOWS IT! HE’S THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF BRINGING THIS TO AN END HERE! HE DRAGS RIPLEY UP… AND SENDS HIM INTO THE NEAREST CORNER, CRASHING RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST SHOULDER-FIRST! Lannister turns his attention to David Davidson… HE SIGNALS THE END AS THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET! THEY WANT THEIR FAVORITES TO PREVAIL, BUT THAT JUST AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN! NOT TONIGHT! ONLY KINGS TRIUMPH, AND WE’RE ABOUT TO WITNESS THAT IN ACTION AS LANNISTER DRAGS DAVIDSON UP IN THE CORNER… LANNISTER BACKING UP NOW…. HE CHARGES, COMING IN LIKE A LOCOMOTIVE TO FINISH HIM!! FEUER FREI!!!!!

Pierre: DAVIDSON STOPS IT WITH A BOOT TO THE MOUTH OF LANNISTER!! LANNISTER IS REELING!! DAVIDSON EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER!! HE’S SENT UP BY LANNISTER?! FEUER FREI!!!!!! LANNISTER NEARLY TAKES DAVIDSON’S HEAD OFF WITH A VICIOUS FEUER FREI AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!

Drake: LANNISTER IS DRAGGED OUT OF THE RING?! THERON NIKOLAS DRAGGED LANNISTER OUT, LAYING INTO HIM! DAMN IT TO HELL! BOTH MEN GOING AT IT WITH ONE ANOTHER ON THE OUTSIDE AS THEY THROW LEFTS AND RIGHTS! LANNISTER IS TAKING CONTROL! HE PULLS THERON IN FOR A BIG CLOSE-RANGE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! A SECOND CONNECTS AS THERON IS SENT BACKPEDALING! Lannister lets out a battlecry – HE’S PREPARED TO KILL THIS MAN! LANNISTER COMES BARRELING TOWARDS A BLOODIED THERON!! RUNNING FEUER FREI!!!!

Pierre: THERON SIDESTEPS IT AND SENDS DARTH LANNISTER CRASHING HARD INTO THE SECONDARY CELL IN THE CORNER OF THE NO WAY OUT STRUCTURE!! Lannister’s attempt to finish off Theron Nikolas just backfired spectacularly! This monstrous man, Lannister, isn’t stopping there! He’s already looking to get back up! LANNISTER PULLS HIMSELF UP, BUT HE’S IMMEDIATELY MET WITH A LOUD BICYCLE KICK FROM THERON!! Lannister drops down in that Secondary Cell, STILL trying to get back up! Theron’s backing up… HE’S GOT SOMETHING IN MIND AS HE CHARGES AHEAD!! HESITATION DROPKICK!!! A BIG DROPKICK RIGHT INTO LANNISTER IN THAT SECONDARY CELL!! Theron has come back in this with a vengeance as he pulls Lannister up and out of that Secondary Cell… He–

Drake: SUICIDE DIVE FROM ARES VENDETTA INTO THERON!! HE CAUGHT THERON COMPLETELY OFF GUARD AS BOTH MEN SLAM HARD INTO THE STEEL BARS!! Hold on! Jaywalker’s trying to communicate something to Ares! He… HE’S GOT A PAIR OF HANDCUFFS! JAYWALKER WITH SOME HANDCUFFS AS HE HANDS THEM TO ARES THROUGH THE BARS!! BRILLIANT!

Pierre: OH COME ON! EVEN IN A MATCH WITH VIRTUALLY NO RULES, THE TRIUMVIRATE FINDS A WAY TO DIRTY IT!

Drake: Oh shut the Hell up, Pierre! This is strategy! Ares handcuffs the wrist of Theron! AND HE HANDCUFFS THE OTHER SIDE TO A STEEL BAR OF THE NO WAY OUT STRUCTURE! HAHAHA! HE’S DONE! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, THERON!

Pierre: Jaywalker may have just successfully gotten rid of Theron Nikolas in this contest! He’s been handcuffed to the structure itself, unable to help either one of his partners! Ares Vendetta slowly rises back to his feet with a look of absolute joy on his facing, knowing The Triumvirate has this won! Theron is desperately trying to get himself free, but it’s no good! Jaywalker’s got the key to those handcuffs, waving them in front of Theron just to torture him! Ares–JACK RIPLEY WITH A MOONSAULT ONTO ARES VENDETTA!!! WHERE DID HE COME FROM?! RIPLEY JUST TURNED THINGS AROUND HERE, IF ONLY FOR A MOMENT! ARES IS DOWN AND RIPLEY SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY GUY LEFT STANDING! RIPLEY IS FEELING MORE ALIVE THAN EVER RIGHT ABOUT NOW! He momentarily tries to break those handcuffs, but Theron is telling him to finish this while he can! Ripley is looking to do just that! He clutches the hair of Ares, dragging him up… The desperation in the eyes of Ripley says it all! He wants to end this more than anything! He wants to walk out of here with all the gold for his team as he sends Ares rolling back in! Ripley climbs up on the apron!

Drake: I don’t like the looks of this! Get it together, Ares! Ripley is ascending to the top! He’s got Ares in his sights! HOW THE HELL IS THIS HAPPENING?! DAMN IT TO HELL, HE’S GOT HIM!!

Pierre: RIPLEY WITH BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!!!

Drake: NO–THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS MISSES AS ARES IS DRAGGED TO THE OUTSIDE AT THE LAST SECOND BY TIBERIUS!!! YES!!! THANK GOD! THANK TIBERIUS!! HE’S ALIVE AND HE’S BACK IN THIS! JACK RIPLEY CRASHED AND BURNED HARD ON THE CANVAS!! HE’S STRUGGLING TO GET IT TOGETHER AS HE FAVORS HIS RIBS! RIPLEY MAY BE DONEZO HERE! TIBERIUS HAS A LOOK OF MALICIOUS INTENT ON HIS FACE AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING!! HE’S GOTTA END THIS! RIPLEY’S DESPERATE TO GET UP!! TIBERIUS RUSHES IN! STRIKE OF MIDNIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHTTTT!!!! RIPLEY IS DRIVEN SKULL-FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!! TIBERIUS ROLLS HIM OVER AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………….. THREE!!!!

Pierre: IT’S BROKEN UP AS DAVIDSON LUNGES INTO THE COVER!! MY GOD–THEY’RE STILL IN THIS!! THEY’RE STILL ALIVE AS TIBERIUS IMMEDIATELY STARTS LAYING INTO DAVIDSON! HE’S FURIOUS! HE… Hold on… HOLD ON!

(The camera cuts to the crowd as a barbed wire 2×4 can be seen amongst the fans, coming towards the ring)

Drake: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOW?!

Pierre: IT’S DIAMOND CAGE!!! DIAMOND CAGE HAS ARRIVED AND HE CAME PREPARED WITH THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4 IN HAND AS HE LEAPS THE BARRICADE AND COMES STRAIGHT FOR JAYWALKER OUTSIDE THE NO WAY OUT STRUCTURE!! JAYWALKER DUCKS THE INCOMING SWINGING BARBED WIRE 2X4!! CAGE TURNS AROUND TO MEET A HARD SHOT TO THE FACE FROM JAYWALKER! JAYWALKER TAKES THAT 2X4 FROM HIM!! HE SWINGS IT!! CAGE WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN OF JAYWALKER!!! HE TAKES HIS 2X4 BACK AND NAILS JAYWALKER WITH IT!! Cage now… HE TAKES THAT KEY FROM JAYWALKER’S POSSESSION!! HE’S LOOKING AT THEM, HESITATING… HE THROWS IT TO THERON NIKOLAS!! CAGE TOSSES THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4 INTO THE NO WAY OUT STRUCTURE AND GOES BACK TO JAYWALKER, BUT I THINK JAYWALKER’S MAKING A BREAK FOR IT! He’s going up the ramp, trying to escape!

Drake: HURRY! GET AWAY FROM THAT LUNATIC! SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS!

Pierre: CAGE IS TOO FAST FOR HIM AS HE CATCHES JAYWALKER ON THE STAGE, SENDING HIM INTO THE STAGE SET UP!! JAYWALKER IS STILL TRYING TO ESCAPE, BUT HE’S STOPPED RIGHT AT THE EDGE OF THE STAGE! HE’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO! JAYWALKER TURNS AROUND AS CAGE CHARGES!! HE SPEARS JAYWALKER OFF THE STAGE AND INTO THE EQUIPMENT BELOW!!!!! MY GOD!!!

Drake: THAT SICK, SADISTIC BASTARD!! HE HAD NO BUSINESS BEING IN HERE! NO BUSINESS AT ALL!

Pierre: AND THERON NIKOLAS HAS SUCCESSFULLY UNCUFFED HIMSELF FROM THE STEEL BAR!! HE’S GOT THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4 IN HAND AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING WHILE TIBERIUS LAYS INTO DAVID DAVIDSON!! TIBERIUS TURNS AROUND!! THERON SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE 2X4 RIGHT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF TIBERIUS!! THERON NIKOLAS IS A BLOODY MESS, BUT HE’S STILL IN THIS AS HE NAILS TIBERIUS WITH A SHOT TO THE SKULL WITH THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4 NOW!! HE SWINGS AGAIN–LANNISTER FROM BEHIND!! HE’S LAYING INTO THERON WITH RAPID-FIRE SHOTS!! HE’S BACK IN THIS AS HE GRABS THERON FROM BEHIND!! A VICIOUS HALF-N-HALF SUPLEX DROPS THERON RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS SKULL!! Lannister is rising back to his feet! He wants to finish this! HE GRABS THERON, DRAGGING HIM UP!! SUPERKICK FROM DAVID DAVIDSON!!! LANNISTER GOES FALLING THROUGH THE ROPES AND CRASHING HARD ON THE OUTSIDE!!

Drake: WHAT’S DAVIDSON LOOKING AROUND FOR?! WHERE DOES HE THINK HE’S GOING?! HE’S AT THE NEAREST CORNER, CLIMBING UP! HE’S NOT LOOKING AT TIBERIUS! HE’S GOT LANNISTER ON THE OUTSIDE IN HIS SIGHTS! WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING?! DAVIDSON CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP…. HE LEAPS?!!

Pierre: KOBE!!!! A DANGEROUS DIVING HEADBUTT TO THE OUTSIDE RIGHT ONTO DARTH LANNISTER!!! WHAT A MOVE!! DAVIDSON ALREADY GETTING BACK UP! HE’S–HE’S HIT WITH A JUMPING SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL FROM ARES VENDETTA!! ARES LAYS HIM OUT!! ARES IS LOOKING TO FINISH DAVIDSON OFF WITH SOMETHING OF HIS OWN AS HE CLIMBS UP TO THE APRON! NO, HE’S GOING HIGHER! ARES IS MAKING THE ASCENT TO THE TOP!! HE’S UP THERE! HE’S PERCHED!! METEORA!!!!

Drake: RIPLEY IS BACK IN THIS AS HE RUSHES IN!! HE’S LAYING INTO ARES WITH RAPID-FIRE SHOTS!! ARES CAN’T FIGHT HIM OFF! RIPLEY IS CLIMBING UP TO THE ROPE!! HE’S GOT ARES!!! ARES FIGHTS OUT OF IT!! HE JUMPS AWAY FROM THE TOP TO THE TOP OF THE SECONDARY CELL NEARBY IN THE CORNER OF THE OUTSIDE STRUCTURE!! RIPLEY ISN’T STOPPING AS HE JUMPS TO THE SECONDARY CELL WITH ARES FOR A BIG FOREARM!! HE’S LAYING INTO ARES! HE ISN’T STOPPING! ARES CAN’T DO ANYTHING! RIPLEY’S GOT HIM! HE’S GOT HIM!! DON’T!!!!

(Jack Ripley Superplexes Ares Vendetta off the top of the Secondary Cell to the cement below as the crowd erupts)

Pierre: MY GOD!! MY GOD!!! ARES VENDETTA COULD HAVE JUST BROKEN HIS DAMN BACK!!! HE’S WRITHING IN PAIN ON THE OUTSIDE!! THE REFEREE’S TRYING TO CHECK ON HIM!! NEITHER MAN IS MOVING!!

(A slow-motion replay is shown of Jack Ripley Superplexing Ares Vendetta off the top of the Secondary Cell)

Drake: WHAT A SICK, SICK INDIVIDUAL! HE SHOULD BE ASHAMED! UNBELIVABLE!

Pierre: Theron Nikolas is desperately trying to get back up in the ring, trying to figure out what just happened! He’s a bloody mess! Theron is back on his feet, seeing the Referee still checking on both Ares and Ripley! He–RUNNING ENZUIGIRI FROM TIBERIUS!! TIBERIUS IS ALIVE AS HE NAILED A DISTRACTED THERON WITH THAT ENZUIGIRI!! BLOOD RUNNING DOWN THE FACE OF A FURIOUS TIBERIUS!! THERON STRUGGLES TO STAY ON HIS FEET AS TIBERIUS IS BACK UP! KAMEHAMEHA!!! THAT DOUBLE PALM THRUST CONNECTS TO THE CHEST OF THERON AS HE’S SENT INTO THE NEAREST CORNER! TIBERIUS ISN’T DONE AS HE GRABS THAT BARBED WIRE 2X4!! HE’S GOT CRUEL INTENTIONS IN MIND AS HE CHARGES WITH IT!! THERON BARELY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS THE 2X4 HITS THE TOP OF THE RINGPOST, BREAKING IN HALF!! TIBERIUS TURNS AROUND AS THERON CHARGES IN FOR A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!!

Drake: TIBERIUS DODGES OUT OF THE WAY AS THERON CRASHES HARD INTO THE STEEL TURNBUCKLES!! HE TURNS AROUND AS TIBERIUS COMES BARRELING–SHORYUKEN!!! TIBERIUS WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO THERON!!! THERON IS OUT OF IT AS TIBERIUS PULLS HIM IN!! HE’S GOT HIM IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION!! GAME CLINCHER!!!!

Pierre: THERON GRABS THE WRIST OF TIBERIUS–HE HANDCUFFS HIM?!! THERON JUST USED THE OTHER END OF THOSE HANDCUFFS HE HAS AROUND HIS WRIST TO CUFF HIMSELF TO TIBERIUS!! HE USES THE MOMENTARY DISTRACTION TO ESCAPE OFF THE SHOULDERS OF TIBERIUS!! TIBERIUS TURNS TOWARDS THERON! A BOOT TO THE FACE OF TIBERIUS!! TIBERIUS GOES IN AGAIN, BUT ANOTHER BOOT!! HE SWINGS!! THERON CATCHES HIM FROM BEHIND!! HE’S GOT HIM!! TOUCH OF HEROOOOOIIIIIIINNNEEEE!!!!! HE NAILS TIBERIUS WITH IT, BUT HE’S NOT DONE!! HE’S NOT FINISHED AS HE DRAGS TIBERIUS BACK UP!! HE PULLS HIM IN!! TOUCH OF HEROINE!!!!! A SECOND VICIOUS SHORT-ARM LARIAT NAILS TIBERIUS!! THERON STILL ISN’T DONE! HE’S STILL NOT FINISHED AS HE PULLS TIBERIUS UP AGAIN!! A THIRD TOUCH OF HEROINE AS THOSE HANDCUFFS FINALLY BREAK!!!! MY GOD!! THERON GOES FOR THE COVER, HOOKING A LEG!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!!!!!

Drake: LANNISTER JUMPS IN AND BREAKS IT UP–HE GOT IT! HE STOPPED IT!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! LANNISTER IS LAYING INTO THERON WITH ALL HE’S GOT!! LANNISTER JUST SAVED THIS MATCH!! DAVID DAVIDSON IS IN AS HE LUNGES AT LANNISTER!! THERON AND DAVIDSON ARE GOING AT IT WITH LANNISTER! JACK RIPLEY NOW–I DON’T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS! RIPLEY IS SOMEHOW BACK IN THIS AS ALL THREE MEN GO TO WORK ON DARTH LANNISTER!! LANNISTER IS FIGHTING WITH ALL HE’S GOT LEFT IN HIM! HE’S SWINGING AT ALL THREE MEN! HE’S TO HIS FEET! HE’S ACTUALLY PULLING IT OFF! HE–

Pierre: STEREO SUPERKICKS FROM ALL THREE MEN TO THE JAW OF DARTH LANNISTER!!!! HE’S OUT!! TIBERIUS DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE AS THERON TELLS THE HIGH ROLLERZ THAT THEY NEED TO FINISH THIS! Lannister is a sitting duck here as they drag him back up! Davidson sets Lannister up in a neckbreaker position as both Ripley and Theron climb to respective top turnbuckles!! THEY’RE PERCHED! RIPLEY LEAPS–JACKPOT!!!!

Drake: A CHAIR COMES THROUGH THE AIR AND INTO THE BODY OF JACK RIPLEY?!! ARES VENDETTA JUST CHUCKED A CHAIR INTO RIPLEY FROM THE OUTSIDE!!! HOW IS HE STILL IN THIS?! HE JUST GOT A CHAIR FROM UNDER THE RING AND SAVED HIS PARTNER AS LANNISTER NAILS A DISTRACTED DAVIDSON WITH AN ELBOW TO ESCAPE HIS GRASP! DAVIDSON TURNS AROUND AND HE’S NAILED WITH A BIG LARIAT FROM LANNISTER!! LANNISTER TURNS AROUND AS THERON LEAPS!!

Pierre: HAIL TO THE KING!!!!!

Drake: FEUER FREI!!!!!! LANNISTER TAKES THERON OUT IN MID-AIR WITH A VIOLENT FEUER FREI!!!! HE DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!

Pierre: RIPLEY WITH A DIVING ELBOW INTO THE SPINE OF LANNISTER TO STOP IT JUST BEFORE THE THREE!! JUST BEFORE IT! UNBELIEVABLE!! RIPLEY ISN’T DYING YET!! HE’S STILL GOING! HE RISES BACK UP, GRABBING LANNISTER! HE’S GOT HIM! HE’S SETTING LANNISTER UP!! LOOKING FOR THAT VERTEBREAKER–RIPPLE EFFECT!!!!

Drake: ARES WITH A JUMPING KNEE TO THE MOUTH OF RIPLEY OUT OF NOWHERE!! LANNISTER DROPS TO HIS FEET BEHIND RIPLEY!! DAVIDSON TACKLES ARES AS THEY SPILL TO THE OUTSIDE, GOING AT IT!! LANNISTER PULLS RIPLEY IN!! BLOOD MONEY!!!!! HE’S GOT THAT MASTERLOCK IN TIGHT ON JACK RIPLEY, FLAILING RIPLEY’S BODY AROUND!! HE’S DRAINING EVERY OUNCE OF LIFE OUT OF HIM!! HE’S DOING ALL HE CAN TO END THIS!! LANNISTER WITH MURDER IN HIS EYES AS HE STRUGGLES TO BRING RIPLEY DOWN TO THE CANVAS, BUT RIPLEY WON’T LET HIM!! RIPLEY IS DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR ANY WAY TO ESCAPE THIS! HE’S GOT HIS FEET PLANTED!! HE’S GOING FOR THE ROPES, HOPING HE CAN FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE THIS!! HE’S ALMOST THERE!!

Pierre: SHORYUKEN!!!! TIBERIUS IV RUSHES IN FROM OUT OF LEFT FIELD WITH A BIG EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO RIPLEY, CAUSING HIM TO DROP DOWN WITH LANNISTER!!! LANNISTER’S GOT THE BODY SCISSORS WITH THIS BLOOD MONEY LOCKED IN!! RIPLEY’S EYES ARE CLOSED!! THE REFEREE RAISES THE LEFT HAND OF RIPLEY!! IT DROPS!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!………..

Drake: HE RAISES THE HAND AGAIN….. AND IT DROPS!!!

Referee: TWO!!!!!!!!!!……….

Pierre: HE RAISES IT AGAIN AS THERON CRAWLS IN!! HE LUNGES IN!! TIBERIUS STOPS HIM!! HE WON’T LET HIM!! THE HAND DROPS OF RIPLEY DROPS!! IT’S OVER!!

Referee: THREE!!!!!!!!!! RING THE BELL!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Drake: THEY DID IT! THEY DID IT! THE TRIUMVIRATE DID IT!!!!

(After several seconds of silence as all six men remain unmoving after the bell, “Veni Vidi Vici” by contRoVersy plays all throughout the Stadium as the Referee raises the left hand of Darth Lannister in victory)

Announcer: THE WINNERS OF THIS CONTEST BY SUBMISSION…. AND STTTTTIIIIIIILLLLLLL ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAMPION….. TIIIIBBBBBBBEEEERRRIIIIIIUUUSSS IV!!!!!…….. AND NNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS….. DARTH LANNISTER AND ARES VEEEEENNNNNDDDDDDDEEEETTTTAAAA!!!!!……. THE TRIUMVIRATE!!!!!

Drake: I’M GONNA CRY! I’M SERIOUSLY GONNA CRY, PIERRE! DON’T LOOK AT ME!

Pierre: What an absolutely BRUTAL, HELLACIOUS contest between these six men! More than anyone ever could have expected! These six just took one another to their absolute LIMITS! Unbelievable contest! As much as I hate to say it, The Triumvirate proved tonight that they are every bit as good as they think they are!

(The No Way Out Match Structure ascends along with the Secondary Cells as EMTs rush down to the ring to check on all six men)

Drake: WORDS CAN’T EVEN DESCRIBE IT, PIERRE! THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU COULD SAY THAT WOULD ADEQUATELY DESCRIBE WHAT WE JUST WITNESSED HERE TONIGHT! THE TRIUMVIRATE HAS PROVEN WHY THEY ARE THE ABSOLUTE BEST IN THE WORLD BEYOND A SHADOW OF A GODDAMN DOUBT! BEYOND ANYTHING! YOU CAN’T LOOK AT THESE MEN AND DENY THAT THEY’RE THE MOST TALENTED INDIVIDUALS HERE TODAY!

Pierre: And an absolutely fantastic effort from Theron Nikolas and The High Rollerz out there as well – even with this loss, they took their opponents WELL beyond their limits and came extremely close to pulling off a victory here tonight! This wasn’t a match – it was a downright war between two sides for superiority, and only one side may be walking out with the win and all the gold, but BOTH gave it their all!

(Tiberius IV is handed his EAW Championship while Ares Vendetta and Darth Lannister are handed the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships)

Drake: THIS CROWD MAY NOT LIKE IT! THESE PEOPLE ALL AROUND THE WORLD MAY NOT LIKE IT! BUT THEY BETTER LEARN TO LOVE IT, BECAUSE THE TRIUMVIRATE ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE! LONG LIVE THE KINGS!

(Drake Jaeger can be heard taking off his headset and standing on his feet, loudly clapping as The Triumvirate are helped to their feet)

Pierre: Without a doubt, one of the most hellacious bouts I’ve personally ever seen here in EAW, and no matter what I personally think of The Triumvirate, this was a well-earned victory on their parts. Let’s take a look back at this…

(Highlights from the match are shown: Tiberius IV hitting a Strike of Midnight to Theron Nikolas on cement, The High Rollerz hitting simultaneous hurricanranas on Ares Vendetta and Darth Lannister, Jack Ripley Superplexing Ares Vendetta off a Secondary Cell to the cement below, Theron Nikolas hitting three consecutive Touch of Heroines on Tiberius IV, Darth Lannister hitting Theron Nikolas in mid-air with a Feuer Frei, and Tiberius IV hitting a Shoryuken on Jack Ripley while he was locked in the Blood Money)

Pierre: An incredible match and what a way to end the night – it’s been an absolutely thrilling Territorial Invasion with gang warfare unlike you’ve ever seen it before! It ends with three men walking out with all the gold waged on the line in what can only be described as a war! We witnessed Champions crowned and the absolute best wrestling on the planet, and now we make our way towards Road To Redemption, as well as Dynasty’s House of Glass! Thank you for joining us here tonight, ladies and gentlemen, it’s been an honor and a pleasure! Signing off for Drake Jaeger, I’m Pierre McGuire, and this has been Territorial Invasion from St. Petersburg, Russia! Thank you and good night!

(Pyro explodes all across the Stadium as The Triumvirate stand triumphant in the center of the ring, holding up the EAW Championship and EAW Unified Tag Team Championships before the camera fades to black)

(EAW Logo Buzzes)