( EAW Intro plays )
(A small piece of steel mesh is shown as the camera slowly begins zooming out)
“War… War never changes.”
(The camera continues to zoom out, revealing the WarGames steel structure sitting ominously within an empty arena surrounded by darkness)
“Foreign forces invade…”
(Black and white stills of the feud between ACW and EAW in 2009 are shown before cutting back to the WarGames structure)
“Ideals are enforced, or perhaps domination must be asserted…”
(Black and white stills are shown of the feud between Team Chairs Are For Sitting against Team Extreme and Generation Genesis against Team Dynasty in 2010 before cutting back to the WarGames structure)
“Sometimes, two forces just naturally collide…”
(Black and white stills are shown of the feud between Rebel Nation and Team Phenomenal in 2011 before cutting back to the WarGames structure)
“Factions produce and spread to take the power they desire…”
(Black and white stills are shown of the match between Project E.G.O. and Team EAW in 2012 before cutting back to the WarGames structure)
“A threat must be eliminated as the few succumb to the many…”
(Black and white stills are shown of the battle between Team EAW and The Iron Fist in 2013 before cutting back to the WarGames structure)
“Sometimes the benevolent becomes the malevolent…”
(Black and white stills are shown of the battle between Team Crash and Team DEDEDE in 2014 before cutting back to the WarGames structure)
“As it all comes around, as absolute power corrupts absolutely, and the oppressed rise…”
(Black and white stills of last year’s Territorial Invasion are shown as Team EAW and Team Dynasty before cutting back to the WarGames structure)
“A million battles have been fought for a million reasons, all looking to justify their bloodshed. All looking for their own right against the wrong. War… War never changes.”
(The sounds of guns being shot and bombs going off and other various war sounds can be heard as quick shots are shown of Kenny Drake and Carson Ramsay staring down inside the WarGames structure, to Kevin Devastation and Hades The Hellraiser staring down, to Team Dynasty and Team Voltage staring down)
“Tonight is no exception. Tonight, blood will be spilled, and for what? For uncompromising disdain. For a spot one believes belongs to them. For supremacy, and a chance to be the World’s Champion.”
(Mr. DEDEDE and Scott Oasis are shown staring down, to The Pizza Boy, Kurt Burton, and Rex McAllister staring down, to Cailin Dillon and Madison Kaline staring down)
“Battles will be fought for sheer dominance, for the right to be Champion, and for a Throne that only one of twenty-four can sit upon.”
(Ares Vendetta and Brian Daniels are shown staring down, to Nasir Capitani and Aren Mstislav staring down, to Eclipse Diemos and Lucian Black staring down)
“Champions of the World will rise to meet their challengers, and they will wage war for the greatest prizes in their industry.”
(Matt Ryder, Tiberius Jones, Lannister, Tyler Parker, Chris Elite, Ryan Marx, Nico Borg, Terry Chambers, and Lioncross are shown standing within the WarGames structure)
“And tonight, inside a weapon made for war, blood run like a river. Flesh will be torn. Bone will be broken. All for everything. All for nothing. That’s war.
(A close-up shot of a hand clutching part of the steel mesh of the structure is shown)
(A glimpse of Zack Crash with a sadistic smile is shown behind the mesh)
“War never changes.”
(“Sucker For Pain” by X Ambassadors plays in the background as graphics are shown with the Voltage, Dynasty, and Showdown logos coming together to create the Territorial Invasion logo)
Narrator: And now Elite Answers Wrestling Showdown, Voltage, and Dynasty Present: TERRITORIAL INVASION.
(The camera cuts to BC Place as pyro explodes all across the Territorial Invasion stage; going off for several seconds before coming to a halt with one final grand explosion as the arena fills with smoke, the roaring fans, and “Sucker For Pain” playing in the background)
WWEFan: WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO TERRITORIAL INVASION, LIVE FROM BC PLACE IN BEAUTIFUL VANCOUVER, CANADA!
(Camera cuts to WWEFan and Kawajai at the Voltage commentary table)
WWEFan: EXCUSE ME FOR YELLING, BUT I CAN’T HEAR ANYTHING OVER THE DEAFENING CHEERS OF THESE RABID CANADIAN EAW FANS HERE TONIGHT! THEY’RE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH THIS SHOW SELLING OUT IN MINUTES! I’M WWEFAN, ALONG HERE WITH KAWAJAI ON COMMENTARY FOR VOLTAGE TONIGHT! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!
Kawajai: YOU’RE NOT KIDDING, FAN! I CAN’T HEAR A DAMN THING WITH THESE FANS IN MY EAR!
WWEFan: THEY’RE AS AMPED FOR TERRITORIAL INVASION AS WE ARE, KAWA! TONIGHT, WE SEE HARDCORE MATCHES, WE SEE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP CONTESTS, WE SEE GRAVE CONSEQUENCES, WE SEE DIVIDE AND CONQUERS, WE SEE AN EMPRESS OF ELITE CROWNED, AND WE SEE WARGAMES! I CAN’T WAIT!
Kawajai: AND NOT TO MENTION SCOTT OASIS TAKING ON MR. DEDEDE! IN FACT, I PUSHED DEDEDE OFF OF THAT VERY TITANTRON YEARS AGO AT THIS VERY EVENT! BEAT THAT, OASIS! I’M READY TO SEE THAT ONE!
WWEFan: THESE FANS PAID THEIR MONEY TO SEE THIS AND MILLIONS MORE ARE WATCHING AROUND THE WORLD, SO LET’S NOT STALL IT ANYMORE AND GET TO THE ACTION! LET’S START OFF WITH THE VERY FIRST CONTEST OF THE NIGHT!
(Camera cuts to the Ring Announcer in the middle of the ring)
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A DIVIDE AND CONQUER MATCH!!…..
(The crowd erupts with cheers)
Announcer: The rules are as follows: The match will be contested between two teams of five. Once each competitor on one team have been eliminated, the match will then become contested between any remaining competitors on the winning team until only one man remains. That man will be declared the victor and will receive a future World Championship contest!
Stew: Stew-O here on commentary for this one with WWEFan, and we absolutely cannot wait to see how this one goes down! Two teams! Two brands going at one another’s throats! Only one man can walk out of this with World Championship aspirations!
(“Rise” by Sixx AM plays all throughout the arena as Team Dynasty makes their way out to the stage led by Jacob Senn, followed by Devan Dubian, Diamond Cage, TLA, and Alex Wilder)
Announcer: First, making their way towards the ring…. THEY ARE THE TEAM OF…. DEVAN DUBIAN…. TLA… DIAMOND CAGE…. ALEX WILDER…. AND JACOB SENN…. THEY ARE TEAM DYYYYNNNNNNAAAASSSTTTTTYYYYYYYYY!!!….
Stew: HRDO has done absolutely everything in his power to keep these men in check, but even looking at them now and all the trials and tribulations they’ve put one another through, it’s hard to say whether or not they’ll be able to co-exist, but if they CAN, then I believe they could absolutely walk out of this contest with the victory.
WWEFan: That’s a big “If”, Stew. Devan Dubian and Alex Wilder alone look like they’d love nothing more than to rip each other’s throats out, but they’ve got that World Title opportunity still looming overhead. Even so, all of these competitors have been very clearly hostile towards one another for weeks now heading into this.
Stew: Even so, if they can just keep it together well enough, that may be all they need.
(“Beast” by Busta Rhymes plays all throughout BC Place as Team Voltage makes their way out to the stage, led by Y2Impact, followed by Nathan Fiora, Matt Miles, Xavier Williams, and Jamie O’Hara)
Announcer: And their opponents, making their way towards the ring…. THEY ARE THE TEAM OF… Y2IMPACT…. XAVIER WILLIAMS…. NATHAN FIORA…. JAMIE O’HARA… AND MATT MILES…. THEY ARE TEAM VOOOOOOOLLLLLLLTTTTTTTAAAAAGGGGGEEEE!!!….
WWEFan: I say all that about Team Dynasty, but Team Voltage may not be able to keep it together if they let their individual egos get the better of them. However, Team Captain, Y2Impact, has thus far maintained order to some extent between his team.
Stew: That’s right, I suppose making him Team Captain was a good decision considering his reputation leading large groups to victory with the success he had with Hexa-gun last year at this time. However, these aren’t a group nearly as loyal to him as Hexa-gun was. In fact, I’d say the only thing they’re loyal to is that future World Championship shot.
WWEFan: You’re probably right, but whatever works, works. None of these men would be here if there wasn’t something to be gained.
(Both teams get ready to start the contest as the Referee calls for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: This huge Territorial Invasion opening contest is now OFFICIALLY underway as it looks as though we’re gonna start this one out between the two Captains of Team Dynasty and Team Voltage: Jacob Senn and Y2Impact. Both of these men, veterans and former World Champions, both sizing one another up as they circle the ring while their respective teams look on. Senn’s clearly got a speed advantage over Impact here, but Impact’s not letting Senn catch him off-guard whatsoever. It looks like both men will have no choice but to go in for a collar and elbow tie up here to start things off… Impact seems to have the power advantage between the two as he sends Senn backing up, into the ropes…
Referee: ONE! TWO!
WWEFan: Impact breaks from the collar and elbow tie up on Senn… And immediately pulls Senn away from the ropes with a side headlock! Senn slips out of it into a Hammer lock on Impact! Impact quickly throws an elbow back, into the face of Senn! Another elbow connects as Impact breaks from the hold and immediately catches Senn with a snapmare takedown! Impact with just a straight boot to the back of Senn’s skull to follow it up! IMPACT DROPS DOWN WITH A LATERAL PRESS ON SENN! Not even a one count before Senn kicks out! Senn tries to get back to his feet, but Impact isn’t letting it happen as he catches Senn with another side headlock to keep him grounded… Impact knows he can’t let quick-paced guy like Jacob Senn get any momentum… Senn’s doing all he can to fight out of this.
Stew: Impact’s throwing a shot to the face of Senn every now and then just to add more damage to his opponent – he’s not showing any mercy! Senn arches his back! He slips out of the grounded headlock and into yet another hammer lock on Impact! Impact’s caught in it in a seated position here, trying to throw more elbows, but they’re no good this time! Senn’s anticipates each of them! SENN BREAKS THE HAMMER LOCK AND NAILS IMPACT WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
WWEFan: This is exactly what Impact was trying to avoid! He’s scrambling to get back to his feet! He’s caught by Senn, pressing him against the ropes… Looking for a big Irish whip to the adjacent ropes! No, Impact turns it into an Irish whip of his own! SENN USES THE MOMENTUM AGAINST IMPACT AS HE COMES FLYING INTO HIM WITH A BIG FOREARM!! IMPACT ONCE AGAIN SCRAMBLING TO GET BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE! HE’S UP AND IMMEDIATELY CAUGHT WITH A SHOT FROM SENN! A SECOND PUNCH CONNECTS! A SHOOT KICK TO THE BODY OF IMPACT! SPINNING BACKFIST!! A LARIAT TO FINISH OFF THE SECOND CITY COMBINATION!!! NO-IMPACT TELEGRAPHS THE LARIAT AND SENDS SENN UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!
Stew: Senn refuses to go down that easily as he catches himself on the apron! JAMIE O’HARA RUSHES IN FROM HIS TEAM’S CORNER! Senn stops him dead in his tracks with an elbow! IMPACT CATCHES A DISTRACTED SENN WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!! Senn is sent crashing down to the mat on the outside! An angry Jamie O’Hara drops down to pull a damaged Senn back up… He sends him rolling back into the ring for Impact to go for an immediate cover!
Stew: Not nearly enough to keep Senn down as he kicks out… Impact grabs a hold of Senn, dragging him back up as he makes his way back to his team’s corner… There’s a tag to Nathan Fiora! Fiora’s quickly in for the first time in this contest as he goes to work on a damaged Senn with multiple stomps! Senn’s doing his damndest to fight back, but he may be getting just too overwhelmed here in the early going as Fiora drags him back up… There’s a big headbutt to the skull of Senn! An Irish whip sends Senn crashing hard into the nearest unoccupied corner! NATHAN PICKS UP MOMENTUM AS HE COMES CHARGING! A BIG STINGER SPLASH CONNECTS ON THE DYNASTY TEAM CAPTAIN! NATHAN FIORA DOESN’T WANT TO LOSE EVEN AN OUNCE OF MOMENTUM AS HE PULLS SENN INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, SETTING HIM UP!! THE END OF PEACE!!!! NO–SENN COUNTERS THAT OMEGA DRIVER INTO A HURRICANRANA AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!! SENN’S LOOKING FOR THE TAG! HE NEEDS IT!
WWEFan: GET UP, FIORA! DON’T LET THIS SLIP BETWEEN YOUR FINGERS!
Stew: FIORA SCRAMBLES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, CHASING DOWN SENN! SENN’S UP AS HE SIDESTEPS THE INCOMING, FIORA SENDING HIM UNINTENTIONALLY INTO TEAM DYNASTY’S CORNER! FIORA IMMEDIATELY STARTS SWINGING AT THE MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSING TEAM, BUT THEY’RE OVERWHELMING HIM! SENN RUSHES IN! STINGER SPLASH OF HIS OWN ON NATHAN FIORA AND AN IMMEDIATE TAG TO DEVAN DUBIAN!!
WWEFan: Oh boy, this isn’t looking good for Fiora or Team Voltage! Fiora’s trying to get back up, but Devan does it for him! LOUD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM DEVAN! ANOTHER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS! Devan looks to send Fiora off, into the ropes with a big Irish whip! FIORA LOOKS TO TURN THE MOMENTUM AROUND AS HE COMES BACK AT DEVAN WITH A LARIAT! DEVAN DUCKS IT AND IMMEDIATELY CATCHES FIORA WITH A DEVASTATING INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER! Fiora’s in big trouble here as Devan pulls him right back up! He sends him into the ropes once more! NO AVOIDING IT THIS TIME AS DEVAN CATCHES HIM WITH A BIG POWERSLAM! He’s not done just yet! He pulls Fiora up! He navigates him to the ropes, setting him up… A ROPE-HUNG DDT CONNECTS EMPHATICALLY ON NATHAN FIORA, AND ALL HIS TEAMMATES CAN DO IS LOOK ON! DEVAN DUBIAN IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW! HE WANTS THE FIRST ELIMINATION OF THIS CONTEST! Devan stalks his opponent like the hungry predator he is! He’s perched in Team Dynasty’s corner, waiting for the moment to strike on the Hardcore Champion! Fiora is dazed and confused here!
Stew: This is huge for Team Dynasty! Finish it! FIORA IS UP! BLEEDING EDGE!!!! NO – WHAT?! TAG?!
WWEFan: ALEX WILDER TAGS HIMSELF IN! Team Dynasty looks baffled, but none moreso than Devan Dubian! Alex gets into the ring, telling Devan to get out so he can finish this! He’s got no other choice than to comply! Devan’s clearly a loose cannon of sorts, but even he won’t risk hurting his team by retaliating… Alex Wilder sizes up the battered Fiora… Looking to–
Stew: BLEEDING EDGE!!!! BLEEDING EDGE!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN TURNED WILDER AROUND AND NAILED HIM WITH A BLEEDING EDGE OUT OF NOWHERE!! HE JUST TOOK OUT HIS OWN TEAMMATE AND DOESN’T EVEN GIVE A DAMN! NOT EVEN A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT IS ENOUGH TO KEEP DEVAN DUBIAN’S COMPOSURE IN THIS! SENN GETS IN THE RING, YELLING AT DEVAN! THE TEAM CAPTAIN–
WWEFan: AND TEAM VOLTAGE IMMEDIATELY RUSH THE STILL-STANDING MEMBERS OF TEAM DYNASTY TO CAPITALIZE!! BOTH TEAMS BRAWL TO THE OUTSIDE AS FIORA BEGINS TO RISE TO HIS FEET! A damaged Alex Wilder struggles to get up… NATHAN FIORA NAILS WILDER WITH THE FLATLINE!!!! THAT EMPHATIC SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF WILDER AS SOON AS HE GOT UP TO HIS KNEES!! FIORA GOES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: WE HAVE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION!
Stew: DAMN IT!
Announcer: Alex Wilder has been ELIMINATED!!…..
Stew: The Official in this contest is doing everything he can to maintain order after that as it looks like Diamond Cage has rushed back into the ring, but he’s far too late to have stopped the cover as he lays into Fiora! Fiora’s got his second wind in this contest as he fights back! Both men trading blows! Fiora with a rake to the eyes of Cage! CAGE BLINDLY SWINGS WITH A BIG LARIAT! NOBODY’S HOME! ZIG ZAG!!! THE ZIG ZAG CONNECTS ON DIAMOND CAGE AS FIORA LOOKS FOR HIS SECOND ELIMINATION IN THIS CONTEST!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…….. TWO!!
WWEFan: Cage manages to get a shoulder up! He fights on in this Divide & Conquer Match as Nathan Fiora starts dragging him back up… Both teams have gotten back to their respective corners as Fiora navigates Cage to Team Voltage! Xavier Williams quickly tags himself in and gets into the ring, looking to capitalize on the damage done to Cage! Xavier quickly gets into the ring, laying into Cage with clubbing blows to the spine! Cage is doing all he can to withstand the assault and perhaps get out of this to tag out, but he’s overwhelmed here and trapped in Team Voltage’s clutches! Xavier pulls him up! Butterfly suplex connects! He keeps a grip on Cage, dragging him back up… A second big Butterfly suplex connects! Xavier’s still not done! He’s looking for the trifecta! THE THIRD AND FINAL BUTTERFLY SUPLEX–CAGE ESCAPES! CAGE ESCAPES THROUGH THE LEGS OF XAVIER AS HE CRAWLS TO HIS TEAM FOR A TAG! CAGE LEAPS TO THE TAG! NO–HE’S STOPPED! XAVIER’S GOT HIM! ANKLE LOCK!!! HE’S GOT AN ANKLE LOCK IN ON DIAMOND CAGE, DRAGGING HIM BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING! CAGE IS DOING ALL HE CAN TO FIGHT IT!
Stew: The agony written all over the face of Cage! He desperately needed that tag! He may have no choice but to just tap or get his ankle broken! Come on, Cage! The former EAW Champion is literally leaving claw marks on the canvas as he struggles to crawl away in this Ankle Lock, but Xavier keeps pulling him back! The rest of Team Dynasty looks on, hoping Cage can get out of this! Cage is fighting with everything he’s got left! HE TURNS HIMSELF ONTO HIS BACK, KICKING XAVIER OFF! NO–XAVIER KEEPS LATCHED ON WITH THAT ANKLE LOCK!! XAVIER’S BACK ON HIS FEET, CRANKING THAT ANKLE OF CAGE!! CAGE PULLS HIMSELF FORWARD IN ONE LAST DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE AS THE ANKLE LOCK IS BROKEN AND XAVIER SENT INTO HIS TEAM’S CORNER! Matt Miles tags himself in! CAGE IS CRAWLING TO HIS TEAM! HE NEEDS TO GET THE TAG! HE GOES FOR IT ONCE MORE!
WWEFan: MILES RUSHES INTO TEAM DYNASTY’S CORNER AS HE NAILS SENN WITH AN ELBOW! A FOREARM TO TLA! A SHOT TO DEVAN DUBIAN! A DAMAGED DIAMOND CAGE IS TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP, REALIZING MILES JUST MOMENTARILY GOT RID OF HIS PARTNERS! MILES BURSTS FORWARD!! THE ODYSSEY ARROW!!!! THAT SHINING WIZARD CONNECTS LOUDLY INTO THE FACE OF CAGE AS MILES GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!………..
Stew: MEMBERS OF TEAM VOLTAGE STOP TLA, SENN, AND DUBIAN FROM GETTING IN TO BREAK IT UP!
Announcer: Diamond Cage has been ELIMINATED!!……
Stew: This… This is bad.
WWEFan: You have my condolences here, Stew!
Stew: Just like that, Team Dynasty has not lost one, but TWO competitors in this contest… Jamie and Xavier send TLA rolling into the ring as Dynasty’s next legal man, hoping that Miles will get rid of him as well… Miles grabs a hold of TLA, clutching his hair as he drags him up! HE PULLS HIM IN! CROWNING GLORY!!!! TLA COUNTERS IT IMMEDIATELY WITH A BEAUTIFUL NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX AND BRIDGES FOR A PIN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!
WWEFan: Miles kicks out at two! TLA’s the freshest man on his whole team – he wasn’t going down that easily! Miles will need to work for it if he can take back his momentum that TLA just stole! Both men scramble to get back to their feet here… And they’re both up as Miles goes charging! TLA sidesteps the incoming Miles, sending him into the ropes! Miles comes back off the ropes as TLA looks for a potential back body drop! Miles stops his momentum and NAILS TLA with a hard kick to the face as TLA’s sent shooting back up! Miles with a European uppercut to TLA! Another European uppercut! Another! ANOTHER! ANOTHER CONNECTS! ROLLING ELBOW TO TOP OFF THE WITCHER’S WAY!! TLA CATCHES MILES WITH THE PANTHER PAIN!!! THAT MANDIBLE CLAW’S IN ON MILES AS HE STRUGGLES TO ESCAPE!! THE HAND OF TLA’S BEING SHOVED DOWN THE THROAT OF A DESPERATE MILES HERE! HE’S FADING! HE’S DOWN TO ONE KNEE! NO–MILES FORCES HIMSELF BACK UP AND CATCHES TLA WITH A BIG FOREARM TO THE FACE! ANOTHER DESPERATE FOREARM BREAKS THE HOLD! HE PULLS HIM IN WITH AN IRISH WHIP INTO THE ROPES! TLA stops himself at the ropes, mocking Miles! MILES CHARGES FORWARD! HE’S SENT UP AND OVER TO THE OUTSIDE!
Stew: Miles manages to narrowly catch himself on the apron, clinging to the top rope! TLA’s unaware as Miles nails him with a forearm to the back of the head! CARTEL KICK!!! TLA WITH THAT BIG PELE KICK TO THE SKULL OF MILES AS MILES IS SENT DROPPING TO THE OUTSIDE! TLA MAY BE LOOKING TO FLY HERE! THAT LUCHA LIBRE BLOOD’S PUMPING THROUGH HIS VEINS HARDER THAN EVER AS HE SIZES UP HIS OPPONENT! TLA HITS THE ROPES!
WWEFan: XAVIER WILLIAMS LOOKS TO PUT A STOP TO WHATEVER TLA’S THINKING AS HE GETS INTO THE RING AND CHARGES IN WITH A LARIAT! TLA DUCKS IT AND KEEPS GOING FOR A BIG SUICIDE DIVE!!
Stew: IT’S STOPPED BY JAMIE O’HARA WITH A BOOT FROM THE APRON JUST AS TLA’S HEAD MADE IT THROUGH THE ROPES!! JAMIE’S LOOKING TO FOLLOW UP! DEVAN DUBIAN RUSHES IN WITH A BIG FOREARM TO THE SIDE OF JAMIE’S SKULL AS HE’S SENT TO THE MAT BELOW BEFORE HE CAN FOLLOW UP! XAVIER WILLIAMS CHARGES WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM FOR DUBIAN! HE’S SENT UP AND OVER AND CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE ALONG WITH THE REST OF HIS PARTNERS!! IMPACT’S IN THIS AS WELL AS HE NAILS DEVAN DUBIAN WITH A BIG LARIAT THAT SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!
WWEFan: That smug look on the face of Impact as he admires his work of taking out Devan! Impact turns around! JACOB SENN LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE! FLYING KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS RIGHT INTO Y2IMPACT!! IMPACT IS DOWNED IN THE RING AS FIORA RUSHES IN! THE FLATLINE!!!! THE SUPERKICK IS CAUGHT BY SENN!! TLA WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE CAUGHT NATHAN FIORA!! SENN DROPS THE FOOT OF FIORA AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN!! THEY BOTH SEND HIM CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE WITH THE REST OF HIS PARTNERS BEFORE THEY TURN TO ONE ANOTHER! These two men were once allies last year here at Territorial Invasion, and you can see it in their eyes – they’re completely on the same page! Both men make their way a nearby corner of the ring with their opponents in their sights! Both men are perched! THEY’RE READY TO FLY! LOOK OUT!!
Stew: VINDICATION!!!! JACOB SENN WITH A GORGEOUS SPIRAL TAP ONTO XAVIER WILLIAMS AND MATT MILES!!!
WWEFan: 420!!!!! TLA LEAPS WITH AN INCREDIBLE SHOOTING STAR PRESS AS HE CRASHES DOWN ONTO NATHAN FIORA AND MATT MILES!!!
Stew: WHAT A COMBINATION!! TLA AND SENN JUST TOOK OUT EVERY MEMBER OF TEAM VOLTAGE!!
WWEFan: Hold on, not EVERY member! Impact rolls to the outside, visibly busted open after that knee strike from Senn! HE GRABS AN UNSUSPECTING TLA AND DRIVES HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST!! Impact sends TLA rolling back into the ring before grabbing a hold of Matt Miles, pulling him up and sending him rolling back into the ring near Team Voltage’s corner… Impact looks absolutely livid! He climbs up to the apron, reaching down! He tags himself in! Impact tags himself into this contest with a damaged TLA in his sights! TLA struggles to get back to a vertical base as Impact stalks him! Blood running down the face of Impact as he yells at TLA to get up! TLA’S UP AS IMPACT COMES CHARGING! THE EVISCERATION!!!!!
Stew: NO–TLA COUNTERS AS HE GRABS BOTH LEGS OF IMPACT AND FLIPS OVER INTO A JACKKNIFE HOLD PIN!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!!!
Stew: IMPACT KICKS OUT, BUT A SECOND TOO LATE! HE’S STUNNED!
Announcer: Y2Impact has been ELIMINATED!!…..
WWEFan: TLA JUST ELIMINATED VOLTAGE’S TEAM CAPTAIN! HOW?!
Stew: IMPACT IS TELLING THE OFFICIAL HE KICKED OUT BEFORE THREE, BUT IT’S DOING HIM NO GOOD! HE’S LIVID! A HUGE break for Team Dynasty in this contest as it’s now three on four! Jacob Senn sends Xavier Williams rolling into the ring, hoping for another elimination while they’ve still got momentum going! TLA pulls a damaged Xavier in, setting him up! LOOKING FOR THAT MEXICAN DESTROYER!!!! XAVIER MANAGES TO DROP TLA WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! XAVIER LOOKING FOR SOME SORT OF LEG SUBMISSION ON TLA, BUT TLA’S FIGHTING WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT! HE FORCES XAVIER OFF! Both men race back to their feet! Xavier bursts forward with a big shot! Nobody’s home as TLA ducks it! HE CATCHES XAVIER FROM BEHIND! PANTHERPLEX!!! THAT TIGER SUPLEX CONNECTS HARD ON THE CANVAS AS–
WWEFan: WIDOWMAKER!!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS SPRUNG TO LIFE RIGHT AFTER THAT SUPLEX TO AND MIRACULOUSLY NAILED THE BACK OF TLA’S SKULL WITH THAT BOMA YE!!! XAVIER JUST BARELY MANAGED TO SAVE HIS HIDE THERE, BUT NOW BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! A hurt TLA looks to tag out as Senn and Devan Dubian look on from Team Dynasty’s corner… Xavier looking to tag out as well… Both men racing to it…. TLA LEAPS FOR THE TAG TO DEVAN! HE QUICKLY GETS IN, CHARGING AS XAVIER LEAPS FOR THE TAG TO JAMIE O’HARA! IT’S NO GOOD AS DEVAN RUSHES IN WITH A BIG ELBOW TO JAMIE, SENDING HIM OFF THE APRON! DEVAN WITH A SHOT TO FIORA NOW! A SHOT TO MATT MILES! XAVIER SPRINGS TO HIS FEET, DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR A STINGER SPLASH ON DEVAN IN HIS TEAM’S CORNER! DEVAN HAS IT SCOUTED AS HE DODGES OUT OF THE WAY WHILE XAVIER NAILS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE FACE-FIRST! A dazed Xavier woozily stumbles out of the corner! DISCUS ELBOW SMASH CONNECTS FROM DEVAN!!! XAVIER’S STILL ON HIS FEET! HE REFUSES TO GO DOWN!! HE SWINGS WITH ALL HE’S GOT! HE’S CAUGHT! A MASSIVE OLYMPIC SLAM CONNECTS BY DEVAN!!!
Stew: DEVAN DUBIAN IS ON FIRE! HE’S HUNGRY FOR AN ELIMINATION! HE STALKS XAVIER WILLIAMS AS XAVIER STRUGGLES TO MOVE! DEVAN–
WWEFan: HOLD ON!! ALEX WILDER IS BACK!! ALEX WILDER JUST CHARGED DEVAN DUBIAN FROM BEHIND OUT OF NOWHERE, LAYING INTO HIM! SOMEONE GET HIM OUT OF HERE! HE WAS ELIMINATED AGES AGO!
Stew: HE PULLS DEVAN IN!! NO–DEVAN FORCES HIM OFF! ALEX RUSHES IN! HE MISSES A LARIAT! ALEX TURNS AROUND–BLEEDING EDGE!!!! ANOTHER VICIOUS BLEEDING EDGE CONNECTS ON ALEX!! DEVAN DUBIAN IS UNHINGED! HE LOOKS AT THE DOWNED ALEX LIKE A WILD ANIMAL WOULD! HE WANTS TO END HIM! SENN IS PLEADING WITH DEVAN TO FOCUS ON THE MATCH AT HAND, BUT DEVAN CAN’T HEAR A THING AS HE BACKS INTO THE NEARBY CORNER! ALEX IS TRYING TO GET BACK UP! DEVAN CHARGES!! LAST RESORT!!!! THE MOST HEINOUS PUNT KICK I’VE EVER SEEN CONNECTS ON ALEX WILDER!!! DEVAN DUBIAN MAY AS WELL HAVE JUST KICKED WILDER’S HEAD INTO THE THIRD ROW!! HE–
WWEFan: WIDOWMAKER!!!! A STANDING WIDOWMAKER CONNECTS BY XAVIER WILLIAMS AS DEVAN TURNS AROUND!!! HE GOT HIM!! SENN IS PULLED OFF THE APRON BY JAMIE AS BOTH MEN LAY INTO ONE ANOTHER! XAVIER HOOKS THE LEG OF DEVAN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Devan Dubian has been ELIMINATED!!….
Stew: TLA just couldn’t make it in time to break up the cover as Devan Dubian has been eliminated from this contest… This is looking grim for Dynasty, I’m afraid… Voltage may have lost their Captain in Y2Impact, but they still have Matt Miles, Jamie O’Hara, Xavier Williams, and Nathan Fiora… Senn rushes back into the ring, looking to keep things moving! He’s not gonna let this get to him as he takes Xavier down with a Thesz Press! Senn lays into Xavier with a series of hard shots! JAMIE’S BACK IN AS HE NAILS SENN WITH A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! JAMIE’S LAYING INTO SENN AS THE REFEREE DEMANDS HE GET BACK TO HIS TEAM’S CORNER! Miles and Fiora look on from the apron as a damaged Xavier looks to tag out of this, he’s accumulated enough damage as it is and if he keeps going, he risks elimination!
WWEFan: XAVIER LEAPS TO THE TAG TO MATT MILES! SENN CHARGES IN OUT OF NOWHERE, NAILING MILES WITH A BIG FOREARM! HE ESCAPES FROM VOLTAGE’S CORNER BEFORE JAMIE OR FIORA CAN RETALIATE! Senn absolutely refuses to say die! He’s got Miles in his sights, watching him on the outside! SENN PICKS UP MOMENTUM AS HE CHARGES STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE ROPES! FOSBURY FLOP!!! IT’S NO GOOD AS MILES MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! SENN CRASHES HARD – AND I MEAN HARD – ON THE MAT!! I can’t even imagine the amount of pain Senn is in after that one as he struggles to get back to his feet… LOOK OUT!! MILES WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT INTO SENN AS SENN IS FLIPPED OVER THOSE STEEL STEPS ON THE OUTSIDE!! SENN IS IN A BAD, BAD WAY HERE!
Stew: I really hate to say it, but it seems like the end may be nigh for Team Dynasty… Nonetheless, Senn is clearly doing all he can to keep going in this as he tries to pull himself back up before he’s dragged up by Miles… Miles sends Senn rolling back into the ring, potentially looking to finish him off… Miles rolls into the ring as Senn desperately struggles to get back on his feet… MILES CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER! THE ODYSSEY ARROW!!!! NO–SENN MANAGES TO DUCK THE SHINING WIZARD!! MATT MILES QUICKLY RUSHES BACK TO HIS FEET! SENN’S RIGHT BEHIND HIM! MILES TURNS AROUND TO A SHOT TO SENN! MILES FIRES BACK WITH A SHOT OF HIS OWN! SENN WITH A SHOT! MILES WITH A SHOT! SENN WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE RIBS! MILES SWINGS AGAIN! HE’S STOPPED WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST! JACOB SENN TURNS MILES INSIDE OUT WITH A BIG LARIAT TO CAP OFF THE SECOND CITY COMBINATION!!! SENN BARELY SAVES HIMSELF THERE! HE’S GOT TO MAKE THE TAG TO TLA! TLA’S DESPERATELY REACHING OUT FOR IT! MILES IS RIGHT BEHIND SENN! SENN REACHES FOR IT, BUT MILES IS GRABBING AT HIS FOOT! HE WON’T LET HIM TAG!
WWEFan: SENN PULLS AWAY AND LEAPS TO THE TAG TO TLA!! TLA IS IN AND HE’S GOT HIS SECOND WIND AS WELL AS IMMEDIATELY TAKES DOWN MILES WITH A BIG FOREARM! NATHAN FIORA RUSHES IN, ONLY TO BE TAKEN OUT WITH A LARIAT FROM TLA! JAMIE RUSHES IN WITH AN INCOMING YAKUZA KICK, BUT NOBODY’S HOME! YOU’RE DONE!!! TLA HITS THAT ZIG ZAG ON JAMIE OUT OF NOWHERE! XAVIER WILLIAMS RUSHES TLA, LAYING INTO HIM WITH CLUBBING SHOTS! HE PULLS HIM IN! NO–TLA FORCES XAVIER OFF! XAVIER WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND! TLA DUCKS IT! HE CATCHES HIM FROM BEHIND! A VICIOUS PANTHERPLEX CONNECTS!! TLA IS ON FIRE HERE! HE HAS A CHANCE AT AN ELIMINATION! HE’S GOT MILES IN HIS SIGHTS AS HE STARTS CLIMBING UP HIS TEAM’S CORNER! HE ASCENDS TO THE TOP, LOOKING TO FLY!
Stew: NO–MILES IS BACK UP AS HE CHARGES INTO TLA, CROTCHING HIM ON THE TOP! MILES LAYS INTO TLA WITH HARD SHOTS BEFORE CLIMBING UP THERE WITH HIM! MILES MAY HAVE SOMETHING BIG IN MIND HERE! HE’S SETTING TLA UP! NO–SENN IS BACK IN THIS AS HE NAILS MILES WITH A HARD SHOT! ANOTHER SHOT! SENN IS CLIMBING UP THERE AS WELL! MILES IS DOING ALL HE CAN TO FIGHT SENN OFF! SENN LEAPS OVER HIM!! SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB CONNECTS ON MILES OUT OF THAT CORNER!! TLA REALIZES HE HAS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY AS HE PULLS HIMSELF UP! DO IT!! BURNOUT!!!!! CORKSCREW 360 SENTON CONNECTS EMPHATICALLY ONTO MILES AS TLA COVERS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!!!!!!!!
Referee: Matt Miles has been ELIMINATED!!…..
WWEFan: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Stew: WELL BELIEVE IT! VOLTAGE IS DOWN TO JUST THREE! THE ODDS ARE NEARLY EVEN FOR VOLTAGE AND DYNASTY! JUST ONE MORE ELIMINATION! BOMA YE?!!!! NO, DAMN IT! JAMIE O’HARA NAILS TLA WITH A BOMA YE BEFORE HE COULD EVEN GET UP!! JAMIE, FIORA, AND XAVIER WILLIAMS HAVE TAKEN BACK THE RING AS THEY USE THEIR NUMBERS TO OVERWHELM TLA AND JACOB SENN! SENN IS DOING ALL HE POSSIBLY CAN TO FIGHT BACK! HE NAILS FIORA WITH A BIG ELBOW! A HIGH KICK TO XAVIER! HE SENDS XAVIER BACK TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A LARIAT OVER THE ROPES! JAMIE RUSHES IN WITH A BIG YAKUZA KICK TO THE SKULL OF SENN, SENDING HIM CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE AS WELL! JAMIE FOLLOWS BEHIND, LOOKING TO EITHER LAY INTO SENN SOME MORE OR CHECK ON HIS DOWNED PARTNER! NATHAN FIORA IS LEFT ALONE IN THE RING WITH A DAMAGED TLA! TLA may be concussed after that Boma Ye from Jamie! He’s struggling to get back up! Fiora watches him as TLA forces himself to a vertical base! THE FLATLINE!!!! THE SUPERKICK IS CAUGHT BY TLA! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE PULLS NATHAN IN WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! SETTING HIM UP!! MEXICAN DESTROYER!!!!
WWEFan: NATHAN DOESN’T LET IT HAPPEN AS HE COUNTERS INTO A BACK BODY DROP!! TLA CRASHES HARD TO THE CANVAS AS FIORA DESPERATELY TRIES TO FINISH THIS, PULLING TLA UP!! HE’S GOT HIM! THE END OF PEACE CONNECTS!!!!! A VIOLENT OMEGA DRIVER CONNECTS ON TLA AS FIORA COVERS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: TLA has been ELIMINATED!!…..
Stew: He did all he possibly could, but, unfortunately, you just can’t beat the numbers game. After that devastating Boma Ye from Jamie, it was only a matter of time, I’m afraid… Nonetheless, Jacob Senn continues to fight on on the outside, laying into Xavier and Jamie with all he’s got! He refuses to die! Xavier Williams with a LOUD superkick to Senn! JAMIE PICKS SENN UP AND NAILS A HEINOUS BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON THE MAT!! I’m afraid this truly is the end here, but Senn put up a Hell of a fight nonetheless… He’s sent rolling back into the ring by TMDK, being fed to the lions to finish this off…
WWEFan: TMDK get back into the ring as Nathan Fiora gets back to his feet – all three men looking down at a damaged Senn like he’s a piece of fresh meat and they’re a pack of hungry predators! Senn struggles to get back up as the three remaining members of Team Voltage look on… Senn’s up, realizing his situation… HE SHRUGS AND NAILS JAMIE WITH A SUPERKICK! XAVIER RUSHES IN, BUT SENN DUCKS THE INCOMING SHOT TO NAIL FIORA WITH A FOREARM! SENN WITH AN IMMEDIATE PELE KICK TO XAVIER WILLIAMS NOW!! HOW’S HE DOING THIS? HOW IS HE STILL FIGHTING! SENN GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AS FIORA RUSHES IN WITH A HIGH KNEE! IT CONNECTS! SENN DOESN’T GO DOWN! FIORA WITH A KICK, BUT IT’S CAUGHT! SENN WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!! HE’S BACK UP AS JAMIE NAILS HIM WITH A YAKUZA KICK! SENN WITH A HIGH KICK OFF THE SKULL OF JAMIE! HE PULLS HIM IN!! WEAPON X!!!! STUNNER!!!!
Stew: JAMIE FORCES SENN OFF AND INTO AN INCOMING LARIAT FROM XAVIER WILLIAMS!! JAMIE IMMEDIATELY PULLS SENN BACK UP! SENN’S STILL FIGHTING AS JAMIE LAYS INTO HIM WITH CLUBBING SHOTS! HE SETS HIM UP! BELOW ZERO!!!! THAT VICIOUS LARIAT INTO A BACKBREAKER ON JACOB SENN!! FIORA’S UP NEXT AS HE DRAGS A BATTERED JACOB SENN UP! THE END OF PEACE CONNECTS!!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS LOOKS MORE PISSED OFF THAN ANYONE ELSE HERE AT SENN’S RESILIENCE AS HE DRAGS THE DYNASTY TEAM CAPTAIN UP, BERATING HIM AS HE DOES IT! SENN WITH ONE MORE SHOT TO XAVIER! XAVIER PULLS HIM IN!! MORNING STAR!!!! THE MORNING STAR CONNECTS AS XAVIER HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF JACOB SENN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Jacob Senn has been ELIMINATED!!….. Therefore, your winners are Team Voltage! The match will now continue until only one man remains among the winners!
Stew: A heartbreaking ending, but Team Dynasty put up a Hell of a fight regardless of any numbers against them… AND JAMIE IMMEDIATELY STARTS LAYING INTO NATHAN FIORA!! FIORA’S RETURNING THE FAVOR AS BOTH MEN GO AT IT! XAVIER RUSHES IN, LAYING INTO FIORA TO HELP JAMIE! I THINK WE ALREADY SEE WHAT TMDK’S PLAN IS FROM HERE! BOTH MEN ARE JUST VICIOUSLY LAYING INTO NATHAN! XAVIER PULLS HIM UP, SETTING HIM UP! MORNING STAR!!!!! NO–FIORA FIGHTS OUT OF IT WITH A KNEE TO THE SKULL OF XAVIER! HE’S BACK ON HIS FEET! FLATLINE TO JAMIE!!!! IT’S NO GOOD AS JAMIE DUCKS IT! FIORA TURNS AROUND TO MEET A DOUBLE-TEAM LARIAT FROM TMDK!! BOTH MEN STOMPING INTO THE HARDCORE CHAMPION RELENTLESSLY! THEY WANT HIM OUT OF HERE! JAMIE AND XAVIER DRAG HIM UP TO HIS KNEES! BOTH MEN BACKING UP… COME ON, FIORA!!
WWEFan: TMDK CHARGE!! FAITH MAKER!!!! SIMULTANEOUS KNEE STRIKES TO THE SKULL OF NATHAN FIORA AND JAMIE COVERS HIM!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Nathan Fiora has been ELIMINATED!!….
WWEFan: HOLD ON!! XAVIER WILLIAMS IMMEDIATELY ROLLS UP JAMIE BEFORE HE CAN GET ON HIS FEET!!! HE’S CLUTCHING THE TIGHTS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!
Stew: JAMIE KICKS OUT OF IT! XAVIER TRIED TO STEAL THIS MATCH RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER HIS OWN TAG TEAM CHAMPION PARTNER!! BOTH MEN ARE UP AS JAMIE NAILS XAVIER WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE KNEE! XAVIER DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE! FAITH’S MALADY!!!! THE BOMA YE MISSES AS XAVIER DUCKS!! XAVIER GETS TO HIS FEET AND CATCHES JAMIE WITH A BRUTAL RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX AS JAMIE LANDS RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS SKULL! XAVIER’S QUICKLY BACK TO HIS FEET AS JAMIE TRIES TO GET BACK UP!! WIDOWMAKER!!!!! JAMIE DODGES OUT OF THE WAY AND CATCHES XAVIER WITH A SCHOOLBOY ROLL UP!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!……
WWEFan: XAVIER KICKS OUT AT TWO AS HE AND JAMIE SCRAMBLE TO GET TO THEIR FEET! FAITH’S MALADY!!!! JAMIE CATCHES XAVIER WITH THE BOMA YE STRAIGHT TO THE FACE!!! HE PULLS A DAZED XAVIER WILLIAMS UP!! LOOKING FOR BELOW ZERO!!!! XAVIER’S FIGHTING IT! HE TURNS IT INTO A SNAPMARE TAKEDOWN, BUT HE’S VISIBLY SLOW TO FOLLOW UP AFTER TAKING THAT BOMA YE! JAMIE’S RISING BACK TO HIS FEET! WIDOWMAKER!!!! XAVIER WITH A BOMA YE OF HIS OWN TO THE BACK OF JAMIE’S SKULL!! HE DRAGS JAMIE UP, LOOKING TO FINALLY FINISH HIM OFF!! HE’S GOT HIM!! PICKING HIM UP! MORNING STAR!!!!!
Stew: JAMIE WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE OF XAVIER! ANOTHER KNEE! XAVIER DROPS HIM! WIDOWMAKER!!!! IT MISSES THIS TIME AS JAMIE ROLLS XAVIER UP FROM BEHIND!!
WWEFan: ONLY A ONE COUNT AS XAVIER KICKS OUT! JAMIE’S UP FIRST! BASS CANON!!! JAMIE WITH A VICIOUS SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF XAVIER’S SKULL!! HE DRAGS HIM UP!! A BEAUTIFUL GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS ON XAVIER!! JAMIE DOESN’T BRIDGE FOR A PIN, BUT KEEPS A GRIP ON HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER AS HE DRAGS THEM BOTH UP!! HE’S GOT HIM!! DREAM FOREVER!!!!! JAMIE O’HARA WITH THAT BRUTAL WRIST-LOCK TRANSITIONED INTO A VIOLENT KNEE AS XAVIER DROPS TO THE CANVAS!! JAMIE COVERS HIM!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“The Awakening” by COPIA plays all throughout the arena as the Referee raises a hand of a downed Jamie O’Hara)
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST WITH A FUTURE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT…. JAMIE OOOOOOOOOOO’HAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Stew: What a match! What a brutal encounter that was at the end between the reigning EAW Tag Team Champions! Both of these men just took it to one another without a moment’s notice like it was nothing! In the end, both men knew it wasn’t just about being Team Dynasty, but winning the Divide & Conquer Match and gaining a future World Championship shot! Jamie O’Hara managed to just narrowly pull out the victory over his partner!
WWEFan: Team Dynasty gave it their absolute all – Hell – EVERYONE in this contest gave it their all! None of the ten men in this contest have anything to be ashamed of! They took it to one another beyond all expectations, but in the end, Team Voltage came out victorious, and Jamie O’Hara made certain he was the last man left standing!
Stew: It hurts to say, but Team Voltage did, in fact, get the better of Dynasty here tonight. Nonetheless, what a fantastic opening contest! Absolute madness, and it’s only just the start! Buckle up, because it’s only gonna get crazier from here! Congratulations to Team Voltage and Jamie O’Hara!
(The camera transitions backstage where Zack Crash is shown speaking to a suited individual.)
Zack Crash: Can you do this for me, Henry? This is important.
Henry: I’ll get word to the ring announcer, the backstage managers, and all the officials. It shouldn’t be difficult whatsoever.
Zack Crash: Good, I need to look out for my team as much as possible. If I’m able to gain the early advantage, it’ll be over before you know it.
Henry: I’ll get on now.
(Henry turns around to leave, but is confronted by JJ Silva, but walks past him as JJ approaches Zack Crash…)
JJ Silva: You do know I should be competing tonight… and not Terry. I think you’re making a mistake, Crash.
Zack Crash: I get it, Silva. You’re eager to jump back into the spotlight. But give it time. You’ll get gold soon, you’ll live the glory life soon enough. You still trust me, don’t you?
JJ Silva: … you know I do.
Zack Crash: Then wait it out. I’ll ensure that ALL OF US obtain gold. I have my eyes on a certain prize and certain individual tonight…
JJ Silva: Who?
Zack Crash: That ignorant bastard, Mr. DEDEDE.
JJ Silva: Isn’t he facing the traitor, Oasis?
Zack Crash: He is, but I know he’ll fail. Oasis will demolish him and I’ll pick up the scraps.
(JJ raises an eyebrow, but shrugs it off, as the two walk off and the camera transition elsewhere.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The following HARDCORE MATCH is scheduled for ONE FALL!
(“Personal Jesus” by Depeche Mode plays as the lights go out, but not for long as Kenny Drake is seen standing on the stage with a sole spotlight on him, moving down to the ring with a smirk as the crowd gives off a mixed reaction)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Portland, Oregon, weighing in at 200 pounds… HE IS THE SAINTTTTTT OF KILLLERRSSSSSSSSSSSS, KENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DDDRAKEEEE!!!
WWEFan: Kenny Drake is finally getting what he wanted tonight. A platform for him to show the world that he is better than Carson Ramsay, an opportunity to tell everyone that he was right! This whole match is happening all because of Kenny’s jealousy, for weeks he has criticized Carson and tormented him, telling him how he deserves so much more than him, how he was the one who made the Carson and Kenny tandem work! Kenny no longer wants to be thought of as a sidekick, well if he pulls off this win he’ll definitely get that wish!
(“Me, Myself and I” by G-Eazy plays as Carson Ramsay moves down the ring, wearing a torn up white shirt with his name scribbled on it. Ramsay is holding his signature silver barbed wire baseball bat)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent… From Batman, Turkey but currently residing in Boulder City, Nevada, weighing in at 230 pounds… HE IS THE DEFILER OF ELITE, CARSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN RRAAMSSSAAYYY!!
Kawajai: Carson Ramsay is looking ready for war and who can blame him!? This man he is facing was once thought of as a friend — a brother even, and he stabbed him in the back following Pain For Pride and formed his Wolvesden! Kenny has attacked Carson repeatedly, cost him matches and just last week he made things even more personal by getting family involved! Carson will not stand for this, he wants to tear Kenny apart and he is just moments away from doing so! He slides into the ring and right away the referee signals for the bell!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
WWEFan: AND THESE TWO CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR THE BELL! THEY START SMASHING RIGHT AND LEFT HANDS INTO EACH OTHER’S FACES IMMEDIATELY! Kenny Drake connects with a hard knee to the gut of Ramsay, and he starts driving elbows into his spine over and over! Drake grabs him by the arm… AND HARD WHIP INTO THE CORNER! AND DRAKE FOLLOWS UP! CORNER SPLA—CARSON RAMSAY LEAPS OUT OF THE WAY! Ramsay waits for Drake to stumble back… AND BACK SUPLEX! BUT KENNY DRAKE LANDS ON HIS FEET! Carson turns arou—KENNY DRAKE WITH A KICK TO HIS GUT! AND HE PULLS HIM IN! SUPLEX! SNAP SUPLEX CONNECTS FROM KENNY DRAKE! Kenny is not letting up now as he starts stomping on his shoulder, over and over! Kenny takes a step back.. AND RUNNING KNEE DROP TO HIS FACE! BUT RAMSAY ROLLS OUT ONTO THE APRON! Kenny is trying to brush off that miss as he gets to his feet… AND HE CHARGES! CLOTHESLINE ON THE APRON! BUT CARSON RAMSAY WITH A SHOULDER THRUST BETWEEN THE ROPES! Ramsay takes a step back… AND RUNNING KNEE TO THE LEANED OVER KENNY! Drake is stumbling back as Ramsay climbs up on the top turnbuckle… LEAPING FOREARM! CONNECTS! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND CARSON IS ROLLING!
Kawajai: You’ve got that right, and Carson flashes that haunting smirk as he moves over to the corner… AND HE IS REACHING FOR THAT SILVER BASEBALL BAT! DO YOU SEE THE THORNS OF BARBED WIRE ON THAT, WWEFAN?!? Carson is lif—KENNY DRAKE WITH A RUNNING DIVE INTO THE BACK OF CARSON’S LEG! CARSON DROPS TO THE MAT AND THAT BAT ROLLS DOWN TOWARDS THE CORNER! AND NOW KENNY DRAKE IS JUST DRIVING RIGHT AND LEFT HANDS INTO HIS FACE OVER AND OVER, ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATING HIS FACE! Drake takes a step back as he waits for Ramsay to get up… AND HE CHARGES! BUT CARSON CATCHES HIM! AND BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX CONNECTS! Kenny is rolled up in the corner like an accordion, and Ramsay takes a step back… HE CHARGES! RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE SITTING KENNY DRAKE! AND KENNY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AS RAMSAY THUDS INTO THE MAT! AND KENNY DRAKE GRABS HIS LEGS! AND HE PULLS HIM INTO THE CORNER POST! SPLIT LEGGED! KENNY DRAKE WITH AN ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL TIDE TURNER THERE!
WWEFan: As Ramsay is trying to recover from that nasty groin shot, Kenny Drake flips up the apron with that maniac smile! AND HERE COMES THE BAG OF TOYS! Kenny Drake dumps out a garbage can that possessed a whole litany of nasty tools, and he is looking… AND KENNY DRAKE HAS THE KENDO STICK! AND KENNY TURNS AND TAUNTS THE CROWD! HE KNOWS THAT HE IS IN CONTR—LOOK OUT! RAMSAY ROLLS OUT AND KENNY TURNS AROUND! FOREARM SMASH TO HIS FACE FROM RAMSAY! AND ANOTHER SMASH! AND CARSON IS DRIVING RIGHT HANDS INTO HIS FACE OVER AND OVER! Ramsay grabs him by his arm… AND ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL WHIP INTO THE BARRICADE! Ramsay grabs that kendo stick that Kenny was holding… AND HE SWINGS! AND HE GOES TO LIGHT UP HIS CHEST WITH A KENDO STICK SHOT! BUT KENNY CATCHES THE SWING AND STEPS TO HIS SIDE! HE HAS THAT KENDO STICK ACROSS HIS THROAT! AND RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP WITH THE KENDO STICK CONNECTS! AND BOTH MEN LAND AND CRUSH THAT EMPTY GARBAGE CAN! BOTH ARE TRYING TO RECOVER AND THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A BACK AND FORTH CONTEST!
Kawajai: There are just some instances where a match is so back and forth, you wonder when someone is going to have a dominant stint of offense! Drake is slowly getting to his feet, and he pulls Carson Ramsay up… AND THUNDEROUS RIGHT HAND! SHELL SHOCKING LEFT HAND! And Drake is trying to taunt Ramsay with some theatrics… THE RIGHT HOOK WITH THEATRICS! THE JOHNNY CUETO! BUT RAMSAY WITH A KICK TO HIS GUT AND KENNY IS LEANED OVER! Carson pulls him u—UPPERCUT FROM KENNY DRAKE! AND KENNY GRABS HIS ARM! IRISH WHIP INTO THE STEEL STEPS! BUT CARSON RAMSAY CATCHES HIMSELF BEFORE HE CRASHES INTO THEM! AND KENNY CHARGES! BUT CARSON RAMSAY HOISTS HIM UP! SPINEBUSTER ON TO THE STEEL STAIRS! KENNY DRAKE MAY HAVE JUST HERNIATED A DISC IN HIS BACK! RAMSAY JUST LAID HIM ACROSS THOSE STEEL STEPS IN AN ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL FASHION! AND CARSON ISN’T DONE! HE MOVES TO THE OTHER SIDE WHERE KENNY’S HEAD IS DANGLING OFF THE EDGE… HE PUTS HIM IN A REVERSE SIDE HEADLOCK… LIFTING REVERSE DDT ONTO THE RINGSIDE AREA! CARSON GETS UP AND HE IS LAUGHING! HE IS IN CONTROL!
WWEFan: Carson Ramsay is stomping all over the body of Kenny Drake, taking this match to be soley his with this great momentum, and he pulls him up to one knee… AND ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL KNEE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! Drake is leaning against the side of the ring, absolutely motionless, and Ramsay grins… AND CARSON GOES WALKING TOWARDS THAT CORNER! AND HERE IT IS! THE SILVER BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT! He pulls back… AND HOMERUN SWING FOR HIS HEAD! BUT KENNY DRAKE FORCES HIMSELF DOWN AND OUT OF THE WAY! Kenny is crawling underneath the ring here, but Carson pulls him right out! Carson pulls him back by his hair… AND HE SWINGS AG–KENNY DRAKE WHIPS AN OPEN HAND TOWARDS HIS FACE! AND HE JUST THREW SOME SORT OF POWDER IN HIS FACE! CARSON RAMSAY IS TRYING TO REGAIN SOME VISION AFTER THAT COUNTER FROM KENNY! HE MUST OF FOUND THAT UNDER THE RING! Carson turns arou–KENNY DRAKE WITH THE LAST SPURT OF ENERGY AS HE LEAPS UP AND SPEARS CARSON RAMSAY INTO THE BARRICADE!
Kawajai: Kenny Drake takes a step back and is trying to regain a little bit of lost energy here… AND HE CHARGES! THE RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS! He steps back… PELE KICK! THE KD85 COMBO FROM THE SAINT OF KILLERS! Kenny Drake grabs Ramsay and whips him into the apron, and Carson holds his spine in serious pain… Kenny grabs him by the side of the head and slams him down into the apron! Kenny smirks…. AND HE PUSHES RAMSAY DOWN THE APRON WITH HIS FACE SMASHED AGAINST IT! AND HE FINISHES IT OFF WITH A NASTY SLAM INTO THE CORNER POST! RAMSAY JUST GOT SOME SERIOUS RUG BURN FROM THE APRON, AND THAT RING POST IS UNFORGIVING! Kenny Drake shoves Carson into the ring, and he climbs up on the top rope… HE IS STANDING STRAIGHT UP! LANDING GEAR! THE DIVING DOUBLE STOMP CONNECTS AND HE DROPS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG!
WWEFan: RAMSAY WITH A SHOULDER UP RIGHT BEFORE THREE! Kenny Drake thought he had it! Kenny starts driving forearm smashes into his face over and over again, and it isn’t long before he pulls him to his feet… AND IRISH WHIP INTO THE CORNER! AND RAMSAY COMES STUMBLING OUT! AND KENNY GOES OFF THE ROPES… THE PENDLETON ROUNDUP! HE GOES FOR THE TORNAD—BUT CARSON RAMSAY DUCKS UNDER HIS MOVE AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES! HE HANDSPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND COMES BACK… WICKED CHARMS! THE PENDULUM LARIAT CONNECTS AND RAMSAY STUMBLES DOWN TO HIS FEET AS KENNY FALLS BACK! CARSON RAMSAY IS NOT WASTING ANY MOMENTUM DESPITE WHAT HE HAS BEEN GOING THROUGH! HE PULLS KENNY DRAKE TO HIS FEET AND HOOK HIM IN! SNAP SUPLEX! Ramsay rolls back to his feet… ANOTHER SNAP SUPLEX! He swings his legs and gets back up once again… AND A THIRD SNAP SUPLEX! THE UTCH ARKADAS FROM CARSON RAMSAY! KENNY DRAKE IS ABSOLUTELY DOWN AND OUT RIGHT NOW! Ramsay rolls out of the ring is and is going through the pile of weapons that were dumped out earlier… AND RAMSAY GRABS HIMSELF A LITTLE BAG! AND HE ROLLS INTO THE RING… AND HE JUST POURED OUT A WHOLE PLETHORA OF TACS!
Kawajai: CARSON RAMSAY IS LAUGHING LIKE A MADMAN! He pulls Kenny Drake up and to his feet… AND HE HOOKS HIM! THE FATEFUL EIGHTY NINE! AND HE LOOKS TO DRIVE DRAKE INTO THOSE TACS FACE FIR—WHAT! NO WWEFAN! LOOK! THREE MEMBERS OF THE WOLVESDEN RUN DOWN AND SLIDE IN THE RING! AND THEY START HAMMERING ON RAMSAY WITH PUNCHES AND THEY PULL HIM BACK! THE FIRST MEMBER TOSSES HIM INTO THE CORNER AND STARTS DRIVING SHOULDER THRUSTS INTO HIS GUT OVER AND OVER! AND ANOTHER SWINGS WITH A RIGHT HAND! BUT RAMSAY CATCHES IT AND PULLS THE MEMBER IN! AND HE STARTS DRIVING RIGHT HANDS INTO HIS FACE OVER AND OVER, AND HE SHOVES HIM TO THE MAT! The original member that was shoulder thrusting him is starting to receive a whole bunch of elbows from Ramsay, AND RAMSAY WITH A KNEE TO HIS GUT THAT BACKS HIM OFF! RAMSAY KICKS HIM BETWEEN THE LEGS AND PULLS HIM IN! FATEFUL EIGHTY NINE CONNECTS ON THE MEMBER OF THE WOLVESDEN!
WWEFan: CARSON RAMSAY IS ABSOLUTELY MAN HANDLING THE WOLVESDE—LOOK OUT! THE LAST REMAINING MEMBER SLIDES IN BEHIND RAMSAY WITH HIS SILVER BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT! AND RAMSAY TURNS AROU–THE WOLVESDEN MEMBER SWINGS! BUT CARSON DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND HOISTS HIM UP! ATOMIC DROP CONNECTS! AND RAMSAY WHIPS THAT BAT OUT OF HIS HANDS… AND CARSON RAMSAY SWINGS! AND SMASHES IT INTO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! THAT WOLVESDEN MEMBER IS STARTING TO BLEED AS HE IS OUT COLD! AND CARSON HOLDS THAT BAT UP CELEBRAT—NO! KENNY DRAKE IS STANDING BEHIND HIM AND HE PULLS SOMETHING OUT OF THE HANDS OF A WOLVESDEN MEMBER! AND CARSON TURNS AROU–RIGHT HAND FROM KENNY DRAKE! THE JOHNNY CUETO RIGHT HOOK! AND CARSON FALLS DOWN, AND HIS FOREHEAD IS BLEEDING! WHAT A PUN—KENNY DRAKE HAS BRASS KNUCKLES ON! THE BRASS KNUCKLE RIGHT HOOK THAT JUST SENT RAMSAY DOWN! DRAKE COVERS!
Kawajai: BUT CARSON RAMSAY FINDS A WAY TO KICK OUT YET AGAIN! THIS IS INSANE WWEFAN! KENNY DRAKE IS OUTRAGED! Drake grabs that baseball bat and isn’t holding back now! AND HE SLAMS IT INTO THE KNEE OF RAMSAY! AGAIN! A THIRD TIME! FOUR TIMES WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT AS CARSON IS HOLDING THAT KNEE IN SO MUCH PAIN! Kenny pulls him up and whips him into the corner, and Ramsay can barely stand on that knee… AND KENNY CHARGES! LARI–CARSON RAMSAY WITH AN ELBOW THAT STOPS KENNY! KENNY GATHERS HIMSELF AND SWINGS FOR A RIGHT HAND WITH THAT BRASS KNUCKLE FIST! BUT RAMSAY DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND HOOKS HIM ACROSS THE CHEST! URANAGE CONNECTS AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND OUT! Ramsay is using the last of his energy to pry those brass knuckles off of the fist of Drake… AND NOW RAMSAY SLIDES THEM ON HIS HAND! AND HE STARTS DRIVING RIGHT HANDS INTO THE FACE OF KENNY DRAKE NOW! THESE TWO MEN ARE BLEEDING LIKE MAD MEN! Ramsay slowly gets up as Kenny rolls to the apron and try to use the ropes to get up… BUT CARSON CHARGES FOR A BRUTAL CLOTHESLINE! BUT KENNY DRAKE WITH A SHOULDER THRUST! AND KENNY GRIPS THAT TOP ROPE… SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH! BUT CARSON RAMSAY WITH A KICK TO HIS GUT! AND RAMSAY PULLS HIM IN! THE HATEFUL EIGHTY NINE! AND IT CONNECTS THIS TIME! RAMSAY PULLS THAT LEG UP!
Kawajai: BUT THE REFEREE SAYS THAT KENNY DRAKE GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! CARSON RAMSAY HAD BEEN WAITING FOR THAT MOMENT THIS ENTIRE MATCH! HE TOOK OUT THREE MEMBERS OF THE WOLVESDEN AND CONNECTED WITH HIS HATEFUL EIGHTY NINE, AND KENNY WILL NOT STAY DOWN! Carson Ramsay is driving brass knuckled right hands into the back of Kenny Drake, and it isn’t long before he pulls him up and hooks him between his legs… HE IS LOOKING FOR HIS SIGNATURE SITOUT POWERBOMB! AND HE HOI–NO! KENNY DRAKE WITH SUDDEN SURGE OF STRENGTH AS HE PULLS AND HOLDS RAMSAY UP! AND HE WALKS OVER TOWARDS THOSE TACS… AND ACID TEST! THE SITOUT ALABAMA SLAM CONNECTS AND CARSON RAMSAY’S BACK JUST GOT FILLED WITH TACS! AND KENNY DRAKE FEELS HIS MOMENT! HE RUNS UP THE CORNER! AND LEAPS! A RUNNING CORNER LANDING GEAR! HE LEAPS BACK WITH THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF RAMSAY AND THAT PROBABLY JUST DROVE EVEN MORE TACS INTO HIS BACK! HE COVERS! HE COVERS!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Personal Jesus” by Depeche Mode plays as Kenny raises his fist in the air, but soonly after, multiple medic techs move down to the ring and start to analyze the health of Kenny and Carson)
Ring Announcer: And your winner via pinfall… THE SAINT OF KILLERSSSSSS, KENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DDRRRAKEEEEE!!
WWEFan: Kenny Drake has done it and he has done so in brutal fashion! That match was intense as expected! Those two former friends went in and nearly killed each other! Barbed wire bats! Thumbtacks! Brass knuckles! The Wolvesden even got involved! But at the end of the day though, it took Kenny himself to get that win!
Kawajai: Kenny finally has the bragging rights he so desperately craved, get ready to hear him shout his own praises for a long, long time!
WWEFan: Not unless Carson is still there to shut him up! I have a feeling this isn’t over, not by a long shot!
(Flannery McCoy is seen standing by at the backstage area.)
Flannery McCoy: Territorial Invasion has been a very wild night so far, that match between Carson and Kenny was definitely breath taking. It did a great job in following what was also an incredible opener in the Divide and Conquer match which still has people buzzing all over the world right now! My guest at this time was a participant in it and is our current Hardcore Champion, please welcome Nathan Fiora!
(The crowd erupts in a sea of boos. Nathan Fiora, Preacher Jamal, and Rebecca Sawyer show up together.)
Flannery McCoy: Now Nate, although you are done competing tonight, you still have a lot to worry about as the Hardcore Invitational will be taking place to decide the next challenger for your title. What are your thoughts on your seven possible contenders?
Nathan Fiora: Nate? Who the hell is Nate? You call me Nathan Fiora, YOUR EAW Hardcore Champion. Now APOLOGIZE.
Flannery McCoy: I’m…sorry…
Rebecca Sawyer: LOUDER. SPEAK UP, YOU DISRESPECTFUL PIG.
Flannery McCoy: I am sorry.
Preacher Jamal: EAW Universe, you are about to be blessed with greatness. Stand up on your feet and pay attention to the The Chicago Noiseeeeeeeeeee, NATHAN FIORA!
(Nathan snatches the microphone from Flannery’s hand and forces the camera on him.)
Nathan: This is how it should be. The world should be putting its eyes on me and nobody else. This is not the new era; this is the Fiora Era. Win or lose, I had the best match of the night. No one will be able to top that; not Aren Mstislav, not Nasir Capitani, not anyone. Here’s the response to your ridiculous comments and question. I am not worried about anything or anyone. You can put any of these guys in front of me and I will stomp all over them. They’ll go through hell and back, but there will be only one man on top. One man will have the privilege to step into this ring and challenge me for this title around my waist. You better come out with a perfect game plan because there is no way any of these men will be able to beat me. This title is in my hands for a reason. The name Nathan Fiora is the best synonym for unbeatable. I am THE MAN of Voltage and Carlos Rosso, Team Voltage and you seven peasants will have to learn that the hard way. Now get out of my face. You disgust me.
(Nathan Fiora pushes Flannery McCoy to the side as him and his crew walk off and leave the scene.)
(We come back to the ringside area…where four coffins surrounded the ring…There are two wreaths hanging from portraits of the two men in the match…)
(DING DING DING!!)
Announcer: “The Following Contest……is the GRAVE CONSEQUENCES MATCH!! THE ONLY WAY TO WIN…is to Place your opponent inSIDE the coffin…and LOCK HIM INSIDE!…”
(The crowd is whipped into a frenzy as the lights go out…)
(The acoustic version of “Wanted Man” by Rev Theory fills the arena as an eerie mist rises from the stage. A bright light shines from behind the curtain…as a large figure walks through, silhouetted in the blinding light.)
(The light suddenly goes out, replaced by a harsh blue that fills the BC Place, revealing Hades the Hellraiser in all of his badass glory.)
Announcer: “INNNNNNNTRODUCING FIRST!….FROM DEVIL TOWN, NORTH CAROLINA…WEIGHING IN AT 325 POUNDS….THE BIIIIIIIIIIIG DOG…HADES….THE….HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!”
(Hades cracks his neck and takes a moment to look over the raucous crowd. He smirks and makes his way down to the ring.)
Stew-O: For all the times I’ve seen Hades make his way down to the ring, I will NEVER stop being in awe of him…325…6 foot 10…an absolute Monster by every definition…
Cherish: And we’re going to see him fight a war.
Stew-O: Damn right.
(Hades stops at the bottom of the steps and slowly raises his arms, bringing the lights back to normal. Hades slowly saunters up the steps and steps through the ropes…. “Wanted Man” fades out…)
(…and right into Motorhead’s version of “Sympathy For The Devil.” Again, the fans erupt…and out strides Kevin Devastation, smug smile ever present.)
Announcer: “AND HIS OPPONENT!! FROM PARADISE ISLAND BY WAY OF CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA….WEIGHING IN AT 292 POUNDS…AND STANDING MORE THAN SEVEN FEET TALL…THE LONE LEGEND…..KEVIN….DEV-AS-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-TIOOOOOOOOON!!!!”
(Kevin struts slowly down to the ring, taking his Too Sweet time. He looks directly into the camera…)
KD (no mic): “No gimmicks needed, baby…no weird lights…no smoke…just come out and kill it…alllllllll day long, baby…”
(Kevin passes the camera and slaps over the portrait of Hades before scrambling up onto the apron. He steps over the top rope…)
Cherish: AND HERE COMES HADES, FULL STEAM AHEAD!!
Stew-O: HUUUUUUGE BOOT!! KEVIN DEVASTATION TUMBLES BACKWARDS ONTO THE TOP OF THE COFFIN!! THIS IS UNDERWAY!!
(DING DING DING!!)
Cherish: Hades wasting no time as he heads to the outside, right after KD. KD slowly rolls off the top of the coffin and onto the mats! Look at the size of that dent in the coffin, Stew!
Stew-O: Fans, these aren’t cheap coffins here. This is EAW, after all, those are the best in the business, so those coffins are made of strong, STRONG metals…for Kevin Devastation to make a dent THAT size?! He can’t be happy…
Cherish: Hades grabs Big Kev by the hair and drags him back to his feet…Kev is clutching at his lower back…Hades grabs the wrist and whips Kev HARD into the barricade…wait! Reversed, Hades now being whipped…AND HADES HITS HARD ON THE BARRICA- RUNNING BIG BOOT FROM KEVIN DEVASTATION!! HADES HEAD WHIPS BACK FROM THAT!! Kevin still on the offensive, driving hard back elbows into the face of Hades!
Stew-O: KD stalks away…slowly turns…AND RUSHES HADES!!
Cherish: BUT HADES DUCKS…AND BACKDROPS KEVIN OVER THE BARRICADE INTO THE FANS!!! HE HIT LIKE AN ASTEROID!! I’M SURPRISED WE’RE NOT ALL EXTINCT!!
Stew-O: Hades takes a deep breath and turns his attention to the nearby coffin. Hades stalks towards it and grabs one of the handles…Hold on, KD is back on a knee…so he’s even with most of the crowd…Hades, with a grunt, lifts the coffin to a vertical base! What a show of strength! Those things are HEAVY!…Kev is back on his feet and climbs over the barricade…and takes a HARD SHOT TO THE SKULL FROM THE COFFIN!! BUT KD IS STILL ON HIS FEET!! Hades, with a look of frustration, rears back…and NAILS KD AGAIN WITH THE COFFIN!! KD stumbles backwards, but he STAYS UP! The force of that shot knocked the door off a hinge, Des!
Cherish: My God…Hades lets out a roar…and SWINGS THE COFFIN!
Stew-O: BUT KEVIN DEVASTATION THROWS A HUGE BIG BOOT INTO THE COFFIN, KNOCKING IT INTO HADES’ FOREHEAD!!! HADES COLLAPSES BACKWARDS, AND THAT HEAVY METAL COFFIN FALLS RIGHT ONTO HADES!!! KD stumbles backwards and catches himself on the barricade! What a HUGE move!!
Cherish: Kevin Devastation is utilizing this time to take a breather…He might have all the time in the world…Hades is surely crushed from that…Kev shakes the cobwebs clear and glares down at the coffin…He strides towards it and closes the broken lid…before stalking over to the steps…what does he have planned?…
Stew-O: Kevin slowly walks up the steps, but stops and looks into the camera again…
KD (no mic): “You wanna see something cool? Watch this…”
Stew-O: Certainly confident here tonight…Big Kev takes a minute to do the math on the distance…runs forward on the apron…HUGE SENTON…
Cherish: BUT HADES ROLLS OUT FROM UNDER THE COFFIN!!! KEVIN HIT THE COFFIN HARD, WITH NO REWARD FOR HIS TROUBLES! KEVIN COUGHS UP A LUNG AS HE ROLLS OFF THE TOP OF THE COFFIN!! HIS RIBS ARE BROKEN…WAIT…EYES ON HADES…
Stew-O: Hades is on the apron…backs up a bit…rushes forward…HUGE LEG DROP ACROSS THE CHEST OF KEVIN DEVASTATION!!! THE WEIGHT JUST FLATTENED THAT METAL COFFIN AND CHEST OF KEVIN DEVASTATION!! KEVIN IS BREATHING HEAVY…HE MIGHT NEED AN IRON LUNG AFTER THIS!!!
Cherish: Hades, struggling to get back to his feet…grabs the ring apron, then the bottom rope…these two have just been destroying each other…Hades now standing nexto the broken body of KD…next to the destroyed coffin…
Stew-O: Hades grabs Big Kev by the hair and, with all his strength, lifts him to a standing position…… Big Kev is on wobbly legs…Hades drags Kevin over to the steps…and SLAMS his head down on them hard!! Kevin stumbles backwards a bit…and FIRES BACK WITH A RIGHT HAND…Hades reels, but he returns with a hard right cross of his own! Kevin stumbles, but comes back with a HARD FOREAR- NO! HADES Ducks…AND KEV HITS HIS FOREARM AGAINST THE SOLID STEEL RINGPOST!!! Kevin lets out a gruesome, profanity laden yell as he stumbles away, clutching at his badly damaged arm…he turns around…RIGHT INTO A FLIPPING CLOTHESLINE FROM HADES, USING THE STEPS AS A SPRINGBOARD!! WHAT AGILITY FROM THE BIG MAN!!!
Cherish: I don’t know HOW Hades gathered the energy to hit that move, but it looks like it has worked out DIVIDENDS…
Stew-O: Is that how the saying goes?
Stew-O: …Hm…Hades rises to his feet and, again, turns his attention to the nearby coffin, dented from the KD fall at the beginning of the match…Hades again grabs it by the handles and lifts…My God, what power!! He lifts it up OVER HIS HEAD…and just TOSSES IT into the ring! This guy is a MACHINE…Hades lets out a big breath and turns around…KEVIN DEVASTATION GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT!!…TRAPS THE LEG…CUT-THROAT KILLING!!! LEG TRAP CLOTHESLINE ON THE OUTSIDE!! HADES SPASMS INTO AN ARCHED BACK AND JUST LIKE THAT, BIG SEXY KEVIN DEVASTATION IS IN CONTROL! Hades can only lie there and spasm in pain as KD looks on, smiling through heavy breaths. He takes a moment to look out at the sea of cheering fans, who are MORE than appreciative of this barbaric display!
Cherish: KD turns his attention over to one of the two remaining unopened coffins…He limps his way over to the one on the side and opens the lid…Kevin smirks and looks at the fans in the front row…
KD (no mic): “This one good?”
Stew-O: Kevin just smiles and turns back to Hades, who is SOMEHOW rising to a knee!!
Cherish: The strength, passion, and drive of Hades is stuff of legends, Stew…I can’t even begin to imagine how much adrenaline is running through those veins right now…
Stew-O: Well, Kevin seems to have noticed his longtime rival is still alive, and that doesn’t sit well with Big Kev! KD hustles back over to Hades and drives a heavy right into the Hellraiser’s temple…another one for good measure…KD grabs Hades by his long hair and drags him over to the open casket…What could his plan be here…
Cherish: KD, with a huff, lifts Hades…INTO A GORILLA PRESS…HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!…AND DROPS HIM THROAT FIRST ACROSS THE RING APRON! Hades clutches at his throat as he struggles to breath! KD, no mercy here, again grabs the hair and hoists him up to his feet…and DRIVES HADES back-first into the Apron, further damaging the lower-back and ribs!! Hades lets out a loud groan as he collapses to the mats…Kevin again looks out at the crowd and smirks…and waves away the fans in the front row!! What’s he doing?!
KD (no mic): “Nah, not this one…I got a better idea…watch this stuff, turkeys.”
Stew-O: I think…I think KD just told the fans that he’s not going to use that coffin…
Cherish: Why not? What’s wrong with that one?
Stew-O: I’m not sure, but I think KD’s confidence has become arrogance…this might not bode well for him in the end, Cher…
Cherish: We’ll have to see, Stew…KD again grabs Hades by the hair and stands him up, this time rolling his heavy carcass back into the ring…KD slowly climbs up onto the apron as Hades crawls towards the coffin in the middle of the ring…KD now in and he’s right on top of Hades, throwing heavy cross face blows to the nose and jaw! OH MY GOD!! He just busted Hades’ nose WIDE OPEN! Blood is pouring EVERYWHERE! I think Hades has a broken nose!! Kevin laughs and stands back up, dragging Hades up…KD kicks him in the gut, bending Hades over…oh, no…he’s setting him up for the Divine Retribution!! He has to be!!
Stew-O: I think you’re right!! Kev, with all his might, lifts Hades up…onto his shoulders…DIVINE RETRIBUTION ONTO THE COFFIN LID!!! JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB ONTO THE COFFIN LID!! I DON’T BELIEVE IT!!
Cherish: KD GRABS HADES AND SHOVES HIM OFF THE COLLAPSED COFFIN!! KD KNOWS HE HAS LITTLE TIME TO SPARE!! KD OPENS THE COFFIN WITH A LOUD CREAK AND BEGINS STUFFING THE BODY OF HADES INSIDE!! THE DEAD WEIGHT IS TOO MUCH!! KD IS STRUGGLING!! HE CAN BARELY LIFT THE BODY OF HADES OVER THE RIM OF THE COFFIN…WAIT…HE’S GOT HADES UP…AND IN!!! KEVIN DEVASTATION HAS THIS MATCH WON!!
Stew-O: KD GRABS THE LID AND SLAMS IT SHU-
Cherish: NO!!! NO!!! HADES JUST PUNCHED THE LID OFF IT’S HINGES!!! I DON’T BELIEVE THIS AT ALL!! HADES THE HELLRAISER, IN A TREMENDOUS DESPERATION MOVE, PUNCHED THE ENTIRE LID OFF THE COFFIN!! KEVIN DEVASTATION IS KNOCKED BACK FROM THE FORCE OF THE PUNCH!!
Stew-O: AND HADES SITS UP…KD IS BEHIND HIM, HITTING THE ROPES…REBOUND OFF…ACT OF MALICE!! RUNNING BIG BOOT TO THE BACK OF HADES’ HEAD!!! HADES COLLAPSES BACK INTO THE COFFIN!!!
Cherish: I’m losing my voice, Stew! KD collapses to a knee and takes heavy, heavy, difficult breaths. He is winded and tired…what more can he do?!? Kevin grabs the top rope behind him and barely lifts himself to a standing position, eyeing the destruction he’s caused…Kevin Devastation isn’t just a name, folks…Kevin turns and AGAIN looks into the camera…He’s wasting too much time!!
KD (no mic): “I…I got a great idea…You’re gonna…gonna see something…you’ve never seen from me before… He ain’t ready…. He ain’t ready…”
Stew-O: What the hell could he be talking about? I don’t think we’re gonna have to wait long to find out…Kevin Devastation…KD is heading to the TURNBUCKLE NEAR US! WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Cherish: Oh my God…
Stew-O: KD steps over the top rope…AND STARTS CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLE!!! OH MY GOD!! THE NEARLY SEVEN FOOT TALL MAN-BEAST IS GOING TO DESTROY THE RING, NEVERMIND HADES THE HELLRAISER!! These fans are rising with every step he takes! Fans are taking photos of this huge man just attempting to CLIMB…after a few moments, he succeeds…KEVIN DEVASTATION IS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
Cherish:…BUT HE’S CAUGHT WITH A HAND AROUND HIS THROAT!! HADES IS BACK UP, AND HE HAS KEVIN DEVASTATION IN UNFAMILIAR TERRITORY!! THE EYES OF HADES ARE ON FIRE!! KD IS PARALYZED FROM THE CHOKE!! HADES STEPS OVER THE TOP ROPE! HE’S NOW ON THE APRON, STILL HOLDING THE CHOKE!!
Hades (no mic): “SEE YOU…IN HELL!!”
Stew-O: HADES LIFTS KD…AND TURNS….
Cherish: CHOKESLAM!! CHOKESLAM!! FROM THE TOP ROPE INTO THAT OPEN COFFIN ON THE OUTSIDE!!! HADES JUST CHOKESLAMMED KEVIN DEVASTATION FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE INTO THAT OPEN CASKET!!!!! MY GOD IN HEAVEN!!! KEVIN DEVASTATION WAS JUST SENT STRAIGHT TO HELL!! HADES…HADES BARELY RISES TO HIS FEET…HE STUMBLES OVER TO THE GRIPS ON THE LID…HE GRABS THEM…
Stew-O: ….AND SLAMS THE LID SHUT!!!! HADES THE HELLRAISER WINS!!!!
(DING DING DING!!)
Stew-O: I DON’T BELIEVE IT!!! KEVIN DEVASTATION WAS DRIVEN FROM ALMOST TWENTY FEET INTO THE CASKET WITH A HUGE CHOKESLAM!!! HADES MIGHT HAVE ENDED THE CAREER OF KEVIN GOD DAMN DEVASTATION!!!
Announcer: “HERE IS YOOOOOOUR WINNER…HADEEEEES THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIISERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!”
Stew-O: IN ALL MY YEARS…IN ALL MY TIME AS A BROADCASTER…IN ALL MY YEARS IN THIS SPORT…I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE!!! NEARLY 300 POUNDS OF LIFE SENT CRASHING INTO A METAL COFFIN!!! HADES THE HELLRAISER, THROUGH EVERYTHING…THROUGH ALL THE HEAVY HITS AND DEVASTATING DESTRUCTION…HADES THE HELLRAISER TRIUMPHS HERE TONIGHT!!!
(Hades slowly rises to his feet as the blood still trickles from his forehead. He collapses back into the barricade, where the ecstatic fans embrace him. Hades slowly raises his right fist as medical personnel check on the condition of Kevin Devastation.)
Stew-O: TWO OF THE BEST BIG MEN IN THIS SPORT…ONCE AGAIN, GOING HEAD TO HEAD LIKE TWO GRIZZLIES!! THESE TWO WENT TO WAR!! I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW!! FANS!! I NEED TO SAVE MY VOICE!! WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!!!
(The camera pans backstage to the Team Dynasty locker room with an uproar being made in the backstage. Finally, you see Jacob Senn step out and notice the camera with a visibly irritated look on his face.)
Jacob Senn: Seriously? Now’s not the time for this! I don’t need everyone hounding Team Dynasty about what happened tonight!
Michael Belfort: Jacob, we saw the performance… we have no choice but to ask.
Jacob Senn: Yeah? Well, I have a choice to answer. I don’t need to explain ourselves, we fought hard out there and gave it our best shot! Now, if you excuse me, I need to separate myself from them and get some air before I do something I regret in there. If you want to test the waters and try to get a interview from the other guys, be my guest, but something tells me that they’re too wound up from that match to be able to give you one!
(Jacob Senn stomps off and leaves the room where the camera crew decides to open the door with a water bottle being tossed out of the door while you can hear everyone arguing among each other until TLA bolts out of the door and leaves it open.)
TLA: Listen here, cabron! This might not be the best time to try and squeeze in a little interview for this team because… excuse me. AY! WHY DON’T YOU PENDEJOS CHILL OUT FOR A SEC? WE LOST, DEAL WITH IT! Don’t be a bunch of putas about it! Just go find someone else to bother, okay? We got some issues to work out. IF YOU TWO DON’T STOP THIS I SWEAR ON MI ABUELA PANTERA THAT I’LL BAN YOU FROM THE POON PALACE!
(TLA shuts the door and can still be heard screaming with the other two in the locker room before the cameraman and the interview make their way off before things get out of hand.)
(Video package highlighting EAW Champion Aren Mstislav and challenger Nasir Capitani’s feud plays, with Nas being told most recently that he’s a “nothing” and security having to separate the two men as they brawled in their joint backstage interview. Nasir’s ambition is highlighted, his journey to the gold, the two elitists history together and now their ultimate fight…)
Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall and will be contested for the E! A! W! CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
(“Man of the Year” by Schoolboy Q hits as Nasir Capitani makes his entrance down the ring to massive, thunderous, overwhelming cheers from the capacity crowd at Territorial Invasion. Nas energetically runs around the ramp and high-fives fans before entering the ring and signaling that the belt is going to be around his waist)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing in at 200 pounds… “EAW’S UNSUNG HERO” NASIIIIIIIIIIR CAPITANNNIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
WWEFan: Nas is a guy who can achieve anything he sets his mind to. He wants to break that glass ceiling, and now that it’s finally within reach, now that he finally has the hammer, I can’t see him doing anything but.
Kawajai: I’d never bet against Aren…
(“Sin with a Grin” by Shinedown hits as the crowd largely boos Aren Mstislav with some cheers mixed. The EAW Championship is draped around his waist as Aren makes his long walk down the ramp pointing to the title and then back at Nas, still telling him he’s a nothing, the two exchanging words before Aren enters the ring)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Saint Petersburg, Russia, weighing in at 215 pounds… He is the E! A! W! CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNN….. “THE RUSSIAN KINGGGGG” ARENNNNNN MSTISLAVVVVVVVV!!!!
WWEFan: Aren has certainly put together an impressive resume. He skyrocketed from Pure Champion to EAW Champion in what seemed like the blink of an eye. The sky is no limit for him.
Kawajai: But is Nasir Capitani? We’re going to find out!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Kawajai: This EAW Championship contest is now finally underway! Nasir Capitani and Aren Mstislav, friends turned into bitter enemies, squaring off head to head for one of the greatest prizes in our industry! Nas charges at the champion Aren Mstislav to begin this matchup, and Aren with a drop toehold plants Nas face-first into the mat. He’s definitely feeling that one, but he gets right back up, Aren behind him, and now a chop to the back of Capitani’s leg by Aren Mstislav! Nas is in pain to start out this match, and you can clearly tell the strategy of Aren Mstislav doesn’t just include beating this guy, but injuring him as well!
WWEFan: So many guys in the past have had just one shot at the gold and never rose to the occasion. We don’t know what the future holds, but right now Nas has to hold off Aren and prove he’s worthy of being the champion, Kawa! Aren has a wrist lock applied to Capitani now, but Nas with the reversal! has Mstislav wrenched in a waist lock! Aren is trying to squirm his way out of the waist lock, but it comes to no avail as Nas now has Aren grounded flat on his back in the middle of the ring. Now Aren reverses it and he’s on top of Capitani! Unorthodox pin!
Ref: ONEEEEEE…. TWOOOOOO…
Kawajai: Nas is forced to break the waist lock so he can get out of the pinning predicament! The two elitists are now back up to their feet and trading chops in the center of the ring! A CHOP TO THE CHEST OF AREN MSTISLAV! A CHOP TO THE CHEST OF NASIR CAPITANI! A PUNCH THROWN BY NAS, AND NOW ONE CONNECTING TO THE SIDE OF NAS’ NOGGIN THAT SENDS HIM STAGGERING BACK!
WWEFan: Nas is right up against the rope and Aren goes charging to send Nas flying over the top rope with a clothesline! NO! Nas tugs the top rope and sends Aren on his way, but Aren recovered his balance on the ring apron! Nas has no idea! Nas turns around and is met by a smack to the face from Aren Mstislav! Pure disrespect from the EAW Champion!
Kawajai: What does the champ even HAVE to respect? Aren Mstislav doesn’t owe Nas anything!
WWEFan: Maybe true, but Nas doesn’t care! Nas wants what’s his, and now he’s taking it as he recovers from the slap and immediately goes back on the offensive with a clothesline that drops Aren! Aren is on the outside of the ring yet, his body is dangling on the apron, and now Nas springs off the ropes… BASEBALL SLIDE INTO AREN’S RIBS! IT CONNECTS AND AREN IS FORCED OUT OF THE RING BY THE PROSPECTIVE EAW CHAMPION!
Kawajai: Nas goes on the outside along with Aren and he doesn’t waste any time going right back on the attack. Nas connects with several hard kicks to the ribs of Aren Mstislav, and the crowd is absolutely loving it! They want to see the self-proclaimed “Russian King” get what he deserves, and Nas is trying to deliver exactly that! Nas now takes off the mat on the outside, he’s exposing Aren Mstislav to punishment right here… STANDING MOONSAULT! STANDING MOONSAULT ON THE EXPOSED OUTSIDE AREA! The move connects and Aren Mstislav is clutching at his ribs as Nas goes back inside the ring and quickly demands a count from the referee. Aren is in all sorts of pain!
Ref: …. ONEEEEEEE!
WWEFan: AND AREN MSTISLAV IS BACK IN THE RING! Aren is favoring his ribs, but he somehow manages to get back in the ring before a seven count! Nas is furious and he immediately resumes pounding away at Mstislav, the man who told him he’d always be a “nothing,” and you can tell he’s taking every bit of personal frustration out on Aren right now! All the animosity, all the bitterness, it’s showing through right here at Territorial Invasion! Nas stands Aren back up to his feet and comes after him with several hard knees to the midsection. Aren doesn’t have any defense for this, dare I say he’s even looking overmatched thus far, and Nas is absolutely relentless! I’m not sure Aren has ever faced an opponent so fueled by a combination of ambition and rage. Nas now springs off the ropes and plants Aren’s face in the mat once again with a vicious running bulldog! Aren hasn’t had any answer for Nas thus far, but you have to think the champion is saving something? That’s all I can think of.
Kawajai: Maybe Nas just has the better gameplan! You never know. Nas now goes out to the ring apron and he climbs up to the top rope, now on the second rung… The third rung! Nas is all the way to the top rope and he’s measuring his prey who lays motionlessly on the mat… And Nas leaps from the top rope! LEG DROP! A TOP-ROPE LEG DROP, BUT AREN MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! AREN MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, AND NAS CATCHES NOTHING BUT MAT! That could be exactly what Aren needs to get back into this thing and regroup! I’m no doctor, but Nas looks like he may have pulled a muscle right there. He took a nasty fall. Aren is leveraging himself back up to his feet, scratching and clawing and getting closer with every inch, but Nas is still stirring, unable to get up to his feet yet… AND AREN’S UP! THE RUSSIAN KING HAS RISEN TO HIS FEET! Nas is still down on the ground for the moment, but now he’s getting back up to his feet as well, but he can’t possibly know what’s awaiting him when he turns around…
WWEFan: But Nas is groggy! He’s still experiencing the effects of that failed leg drop from the top rope, and now Aren comes launching like a missile! KAISER’S CROWN! KAISER’S CROWN! THE KAISER’S CROWN CONNECTS! IS THIS THE END OF NASIR’S DREAMS?
Kawajai: BUT AREN CAN’T GET THE COVER! AREN IS TOO EXHAUSTED AFTER EVERYTHING HE’S ENDURED IN THIS MATCHUP THUS FAR, HE CAN’T COVER NAS QUICKLY! THAT COULD HURT HIM BIG TIME! AREN’S INCHING NEAR NAS, DOING EVERYTHING HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO GET A SHOULDER OVER HIM, AND THERE IT IS! A SHOULDER OVER NAS!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEE…… TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ……THRRRRR
WWEFan: AND NAS GETS A SHOULDER UP! Aren is in complete shock right now, he just put his best foot forward against Nas with that Kaiser’s Crown — literally — and after everything, Nas still kicks out! What’s it going to take to put this man down? Aren’s gotta be asking himself that very question right now. Aren is now SCREAMING at Nas, the EAW Champion has gotten belligerent and you can tell from the expression on his face he may not have many more bullets left in him! Nas could outdo Aren by outlasting him…
Aren: STAY DOWN! YOU’RE A NOTHING!
Kawajai: Nas is somehow, some way getting back up to his feet. You can tell he’s running on fumes right now, but Aren hasn’t managed to put him away and the longer he goes without picking up the “W”, the more frustrated he’s going to become, and that loss of composure may very well help Nas get what he wants. Aren is now elbowing Nas in the side of his head, he’s trying to draw this man’s blood and beat some respect into him the hard way, but Nas isn’t budging! Aren drapes a shoulder over Nas now and he’s attempting a Standing Vertical Suplex, but no! Nas squirms his way out of it and he’s back on his feet. Aren retaliates with several hard shots to the midsection, he’s doing whatever he can to put Nas out of commission and keep his championship, and now he goes for the Vertical Suplex again! HE CAN’T KEEP NAS HOISTED UP IN THE AIR, AND NAS LANDS ON HIS FEET! AREN MSTISLAV TURNS AROUND AND HERE’S NAS! NAS! ETHER! ETHER! THE SINGLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER CONNECTS ON AREN RIGHT AS HE TURNS AROUND AND NAS QUICKLY RECOVERS FOR THE PIN! NEW EAW CHAMPION!
Ref: ONEEEEEEE….. TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! …… THRRRRR—
WWEFan: OH, MAN! NAS NEGLECTED TO DRAG AREN BACK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, HE WAS TOO CLOSE TO THE RING ROPES, AND IN THE NICK OF TIME, AT THE VERY LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT, AREN GOT HIS FOOT OVER THE ROPE AND BROKE UP THE PIN! NOW NAS IS IN DISBELIEF! NAS IS FRUSTRATED! THIS ISN’T JUST ONE MATCH FOR HIM, THIS IS YEARS OF BEING TOLD HE CAN’T DO IT, YEARS OF BEING TOLD HE WASN’T BUILT FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT FIGHT, ALL CLUSTERED UP INTO ONE BIG BALL OF MOTIVATION FOR HIS MATCH RIGHT NOW! NAS IS POUNDING HIS FISTS AGAINST THE MAT, HE’S SIGNALING OVER TO THE REFEREE TO MAKE SURE IT WASN’T THREE, BUT THE MATCH HAS TO CONTINUE!
Kawajai: And now Nas DRAGS Aren into the middle of the ring! This is a man who isn’t taking any prisoners and he wants to let the whole world know exactly who he is. From where I’m sitting, I think they’re going to find out very quickly! Just as I say that, Nas STOMPS over the chest of the motionless Aren Mstislav, he’s making the champion look different than anybody else has made Aren look during his reign. He’s making Aren look… Vulnerable, and he’s exploiting all of those vulnerabilities. You can tell Nas spent countless hours in the training room, in the film room, preparing for this match, for this collision course, refusing to be the man to go down first at absolutely any and all costs! Nas connects with a diving elbow drop on the champion, and now he’s going back up to the top rope for another high-risk, high-reward endeavor, no doubt! Aren’s rising to his feet on the mat, but he has no idea Nas is on the top rope behind him… AREN TURNS AROUND! THE GOD FIST! THE SUPERMAN PUNCH FROM THE TOP ROPE CONNECTS ON AREN MSTISLAV AND NAS HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER AS HE FALLS DOWN WITH HIS MOMENTUM!
Ref: ONEEEEEE….. TWOOOOOOO….. THRRRR—
WWEFan: KICKOUT BY AREN MSTISLAV! WHERE DID AREN MSTISLAV GET THE STRENGTH TO KICK OUT OF THAT? AFTER EVERYTHING NAS HAS PUT HIM THROUGH, AREN IS STILL ENDURING! THAT’S WHAT BOTH OF THESE MEN HAVE DONE THROUGH THE ENTIRETY OF THIS MATCH — THEY’VE ENDURED! NAS ONCE AGAIN POUNDS HIS FISTS AGAINST THE MAT, HE’S HAVING AN INCREDIBLY TOUGH TIME PUTTING AREN AWAY AND BECOMING THE NEW EAW CHAMPION, BUT HE’S GETTING A TASTE OF THIS TYPE OF MATCH FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME AND DOING EXCEPTIONALLY WELL! YOU’VE GOT TO TIP YOUR HAT TO THE GUY. WAIT, WHAT’S THIS?! NAS IS GETTING UP AND HE’S GOING RIGHT BACK OVER TO THE TOP ROPE! AREN HASN’T MOVED A MUSCLE, HE’S BEEN DOMINATED FOR THE LAST SEVERAL MINUTES, HELPLESS TO DEFEND HIMSELF AGAINST NAS… NAS IS GOING HIGH-RISK YET AGAIN! NAS WORKS HIS WAY UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND AREN’S STILL ON THE GROUND, HE STILL HASN’T MOVED, AND NAS LEAPS AGAIN! FROG SPLASH!
Kawajai: A BOOT TO THE FACE OF NAS! AREN LIFTED HIS BOOT UP IN THE AIR AS HE WAS GROUNDED AND IT CONNECTED FLUSH IN THE FACE OF NASIR CAPITANI! YOU COULD HEAR THE THUD OF THAT BOOT ACROSS THE FACE FROM ANY SEAT IN THE ARENA, FAN!
WWEFan: What an excellent desperation maneuver by Aren Mstislav! You have to wonder where he got the strength from, from what place deep inside of himself that he digged in order to find that. Even so, Nas may still manage to get up to his feet first! Aren is absolutely exhausted, he’s physically spent, he’s been driven to the apex of his abilities and back. Nas has come so close to winning the gold that he could almost taste it, and he simply will not be denied now! AND NAS IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! NAS IS FAVORING HIS FACE AFTER AREN’S BOOT COLLIDED INTO IT, AND NOW AREN IS DRAGGING HIMSELF UP, HE’S FORCING HIMSELF TO HIS FEET EVEN THOUGH HE MAY NOT HAVE THE ENERGY AND STRENGTH TO DO ANYTHING, AND NAS IS LOVING IT! NAS IS SMILING! HE’S GOT A SINISTER GRIN ON HIS FACE AND YOU CAN TELL HE WANTS TO END THIS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! AREN GETS UP AND SEES NAS, HE SEES NAS, AND HE CHARGES AT HIM! RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! THE ROYAL JUDGMENT! NO! NAS DUCKS UNDER IT! BACKSLIDE PIN! BACKSLIDE PIN!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEE….. TWOOOOOOOOOO…… THRRRR—-
Kawajai: AND A KICKOUT BY AREN MSTISLAV! THE TWO ARE QUICK BACK UP TO THEIR FEET AFTER THAT BACKSLIDE PINNING ATTEMPT BY NASIR CAPITANI! AND NOW WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN OF AREN MSTISLAV, AND HE HAS AREN WRENCHED IN! THE ETHER! ANOTHER SINGLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER!!!
WWEFan: AREN TWIRLS OUT OF IT! HEADLOCK-NO! BULLDOG! AREN CONNECTS WITH THE BULLDOG IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND NOW BOTH ELITISTS ARE FLAT ON THEIR BACKS! AREN FELL TO THE GROUND AFTER EXECUTING THAT MANEUVER. NAS IS CHALLENGING AREN, HE’S CHALLENGING HIM AS A WRESTLER, AS AN ELITIST, AS A COMPETITOR, AND AREN HAS BARELY – JUST BARELY – MANAGED TO ANSWER THE CALL! WOW! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, NEITHER HAS MOVED, BUT THEY’RE FINALLY BOTH STIRRING, BOTH GRABBING ONTO THE RING ROPES NEARBY TO LEVERAGE THEMSELVES BACK TO THEIR FEET… THE REFEREE IS ASKING IF THEY’RE OKAY, AND BOTH MEN OF COURSE WANT TO CONTINUE! AND THEY’RE UP! NAS IS STILL STRUGGLING TO HIS FEET, BUT AREN IS UP… KAISER’S CROWN! KAISER’S CROWN! ANOTHER KAISER’S CROWN! NO! NAS BOBBED HIS HEAD UP IN THE AIR, BOTH MAN LAND ON THEIR FEET, AND NOW NAS HAS AREN WRENCHED IN AGAIN! THE ETHER! SINGLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER! BUT AREN! AREN WITH THE LOW BLOW! THE REFEREE DIDN’T SEE IT! WOW! I’M GOING TO BE SICK! A WELL-DISGUISED LOW BLOW FROM THE EAW CHAMPION TILTS THE TIDES OF THIS MATCH IN THE RUSSIAN KING’S FAVOR. NAS IS ON THE GROUND, HE HASN’T MOVED, AND AREN IS FORCING HIM BACK UP. HE’S INCAPACITATED NOW… ROYAL JUDGMENT! THE ROYAL JUDGMENT CHARGING RUNNING UPPERCUT CONNECTS! NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!
Kawajai: AND AREN COVERS NAS!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE…… TWOOOOOOOOOOO…. THRRRRR—-
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Sin with a Grin” by Shinedown blares throughout the arena as the referee raises Aren Mstislav’s hand and gives him his EAW Championship. Nas lays on the mat having not yet moved. The entire crowd almost unanimously boos Aren as he grins and yells “I TOLD YOU ALL! HE’S A NOTHING WITHOUT ME!”)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… AND STILLLLLL THE EAW CHAMPION…. “THE RUSSIAN KING” ARENNNNNNNNNNN MSTISLAVVVVVV!!!!!!!
WWEFan: Nas gave it absolutely everything he had, he laid it all on the line tonight, and he came within mere split seconds of defeating Aren and taking that title on a number of occasions. But ultimately, a well-timed low blow was the difference in this matchup, and judging by the reaction from the crowd, they all feel cheated right now!
Kawajai: Can I just say how excited I am that Aren’s reign didn’t end? He answered every challenge and at the end of the day, he just did something Nas couldn’t account for and that’s why he’s still champ!
WWEFan: Agree to disagree, I suppose…
(Dynasty: House of Glass advertisement airs.)
(Showdown Supershow: Rite of Passage announcement advertisement airs.)
(Voltage: Shock Value advertisement airs.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is the EAW Hardcore Invitational and it is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match will become the NEW Number One Contender to the EAW Hardcore Championship.
(“Love The Way You Hate Me” by Like A Storm strikes up, sending the Canadian crowd into a frenzy of jeers and boos. Two red-hooded members of Wolvesden step out from the curtain, followed closely by J.D. Damon.)
Ring Announcer: “Introducing first…FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA….He is one of the founders of WOLVESDEN…THE ULTIMATE DISHARMONY…JAY…DEE….DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMON!!!”
(J.D. slides into the ring and waves the Red Hoods to the back. He removes his jacket and throws it at the ref as the lights fade to red…)
(“Feel Invincible” by Skillet roars through the arena. The curtain flips open and out stalks Phoenix Winterborn, wielding two kendo sticks. He smirks down at J.D. and continues down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: “and his opponent…from CHICAGO, ILLINOIS… “THE AMERICAN REVOLUTIONARY….PHOENIIIIIIIIIIIIX WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTERBOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!”
(Phoenix slides in the ring and scoffs at J.D. ….who simply flips Phoenix off in return. Phoenix scoffs as the music fades out…and into…)
(“Stereo Hearts” by Gym Class Heroes. A raucous reception sets the arena alight, and soon, Marco Fedor comes running out onto the stage.)
Ring Announcer: “and their opponent…from LEXington, Kentucky…THE…WHITE…WOLF….MARRRRRRRCO….FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!”
(As is name is announced, Marco drops to a knee and poses before his surrounded by a thick fog. After a few seconds, he bursts through and makes his way down to the ring. Marco slides in and smiles as he looks around. J.D. flips him off. Marco is terrified.)
(Phoenix flips off Marco, too. Marco hangs his head and sighs…)
(“Champagne Showers” by Skip the Foreplay erupts through the arena, and the fans reactions are MIXED! Heavy cheers are met with heavy boos to create a strange, unique noise. The curtain flies open, and two beautiful women walk out carrying a banner. It reads “CROWN JEWEL.”)
Ring Announcer: “and their opponent…from PLANET FOURNIER! HE IS…THE CROWN JEWEL OF EAW…AHREN…FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNIIIIIIIIIER!”
(The second his name is said, Ahren bursts through the banner and poses on the ramp. He smirks a little before striding down and sliding into the ring.)
(J.D. flips him off. So does Phoenix…and Marco. Ahren flips them off, too.)
(The lights turn off. A spotlight hits the curtain as Oz, of the Sanatorium, creeps out, dragging a dilapidated red wagon behind him. It’s filled with horrible devices of pain, like barbed wire bats, chains, spools of barbed wire, etc.)
(“Hospital for Souls” by Bring Me The Horizon screeches through the P.A. The arena erupts in boos as Maero steps out, pats Oz on the head, and takes the handle of the wagon. Oz returns to the back as Maero makes his way down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: “and their opponent….From SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA…THE BISHOP…HE IS….MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEROOOOOOOO!!!”
(Maero parks the wagon on the outside and slides into the ring…where he is greeted by four middle fingers. Maero scoffs and shakes his head.)
(Again, the lights dim…Drill Queen’s “Born Depressed” plays from the P.A., and the fans erupt! Again, the curtain flies open…but out comes a 2×4 wrapped in barbed wire…then a chair…then a trash can filled with golf clubs…and finally, Black Sven, brandishing a chair!)
Ring Announcer: “And their opponent…from PARTS….UNKNOWN!!!….THHEEEEEEEEEEEEE ARSENALLLLL….BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK….SVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!”
(Black Sven sprints down to the ring and slides in feet first…where he, too, is met with nothing but middle fingers. Sven roars and tosses the chair at Marco, who lets out a small yelp as he dodges.)
(For the final time, the lights go out… “Oblivion” by 30 Seconds To Mars shrieks into the arena as a blood red spotlight hits the curtain…where Keelan Cetinich is wheeled out on a standing gurney by Actress/Model Cara Delavingne! He wears a muzzle and blood-stained straight jacket, providing a contrast to Cara as she is sporting a red velvet dress.)
Ring Announcer: “And finally, their opponent…From LOS ANGELES, California VIA BRISBANE,
Australia… THE KILLLLLLLER…..KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELAAAAAAAAAAN CET-I-NIIIIIIIICH!”
(Keelan steps down from the gurney as Cara steps behind him. She unbuckles the jacket, and Keelan rips his arms free. She unlocks the mask, letting it drop to stage as Keelan takes off the jacket. He turns to Cara, they kiss, and she points down to ring.)
Actress/Model Cara Delevingne (no mic): “Kill’ em.”
(With that, Keelan runs down to the ring, slides in and raises a hand, telling everyone to wait…before flipping them off first. J.D., especially, is livid. He roars into the middle of the ring and flips off everybody he sees…Marco is terrified. J.D. flips off the crowd, ring announcer, bell ringer, and announce crew before going back to his corner.)
(DING DING DING!!)
WWEFan: Here we go this match is underway! There is a bit of a hush amongst the participants, perhaps fear of what’s to come in their minds?
Kawajai: What about Maero who is now out of the ring? I wouldn’t expect him to be scared of this, Fan!
WWEFan: Well, I don’t think it’s fear in HIS eyes…because Maero has that little red DEATH wagon and is dragging it towards the ring! Maero grabs it by the sides and picks it up…fans, he wants to bring the whole shebang into the ring!
Kawajai: Hang on! EYES ON AHREN FOURNIER…BASEBALL SLIDE INTO THE WAGON AND ITS CONTENTS GO FLYING!! Glass bottles! Barbed wire nunchucks! Spiked gloves! Razors! Maero’s own scalpel! ALL were just dropkicked right into Maero’s face, and he is down and writhing in pain! Ahren leans through the middle ropes and laughs at his handiwork…I must say, that was a BRUTAL way to get the match started…wait a minute…EYES ON KEELAN CETINICH…TOPE COOOOOOOON HIIIIIIIILOOOOOOO OVER AHREN FOURNIER’S HEAD AND ONTO THE PRONE MAERO!!! THESE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY!
WWEFan: AND THERE THEY GO! Phoenix slides out and is followed by Marco Fedor! They’re going under the ring, looking for GOD only knows! Black Sven and JD Damon are resuming THEIR war from last week with good old fashioned punches to the face! Ahren Fournier is, by all rights, the last man standing in the ring…and he is just finding this to be HILARIOUS!
Kawajai: He started us off, now he’s taking the time to admire his work. Ahren Fournier is a smart, smart man. Look at him! Like he’s admiring a Monet!
WWEFan: He better get his head back in the game though because Keelan has already made a recovery and slides back into the ring, getting behind him as he hooks him in a waist lock and presses him up against the ropes before falling back! Roll up attempted there but Ahren escapes it! Keelan swings and Ahren ducks that! Ahren, heads into the ropes, rebounds and looks to do a clothesline of his own but he misses too! Again they both charge at each other, but Ahren looks to leapfrog over Keelan as — OH! KEELAN YANKS HIM OUT OF THE AIR AND DROPS HIM IN AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! Ahren being forced to hunch over as Keelan measures him and then knocks the wind right out of him with a vicious knife edged chop! Ahren falls over as Keelan goes to pursue him here BUT THEN HE IS FORCED TO BACK AWAY DUE TO A THUMB TO THE EYE!
Kawajai: Keelan is momentarily blinded and Maero comes in to take advantage of that as he barrels through him with a big boot right to the back of the head! OUCH! Ahren runs toward Maero now but is met with a back elbow! Maero is the only man standing in the middle of the ring as leans down to grab one of them but it looks like that won’t be happening! Maero has the legs sweeped out from under him as Marco Fedor uses a singapore cane to swing at his ankles! Marco Fedor raises that cane up proudly for a nice reaction from the crowd but as he turns around he is met with Phoenix Winterborn’s weapon of choice! OH MAN! Phoenix has brought a bullpen hammer to this match! He must have got his hands on some of the tools left by some of the ring crew, he taps that hammer against the ring post as it makes a sick sound and then he goes to hit Marco! Marco evades it but bumps into the brawling J.D. Damon and Black Sven!
WWEFan: Damon has his attention turned to Marco now as his hand has been forced! EPIC KICK TO THE JAW WHICH SENDS MARCO STAGGERING BACK! J.D. DAMON’S BACK IS TURNED HIMSELF THOUGH AND THAT LEAVES HIM OPEN FOR AN ATTACK BY HIS RIVAL SVEN! GERMAN SUPLEX AS DAMON FLIES INTO THE STEEL STEPS! GOSH! Sven is not even done as he walks up to him and grabs him by the hair, slamming him into it repeatedly for good measure! Meanwhile Marco is helpless on his fours as Phoenix Winterborn rears back and hits him in the spine with that hammer of his! UGH! What a wild start to this match so far!
Kawajai: Back to the action inside…Ahren and Keelan are duking it out with solid right hands, showing nothing’s more hardcore than a fist fight!
WWEFan: Well, I think Maero is looking to challenge that theory as he slides in wielding a black bag…what could be in that?
WWEFan: Pulls the bag open…reaches in…and pulls out…
WWEFan: Maero raises his handful and stalks behind Ahren, who has gained the upperhand on Keelan…Keelan on wobbly legs, Ahren turns to hit the ropes…AND MAERO STRAIGHT PALM-STRIKES THE THUMBTACKS INTO HIS FACE!!! OH MY GOD!! AHREN CLUTCHES AT HIS FACE AND ROLLS AROUND LIKE HE’S ON FIRE!! HE ROLLS TO THE RELATIVE SAFETY OF THE RING AS THE FANS ARE IN SHOCK!!
Kawajai: Keelan shakes the cobwebs loose, he has no idea about the tacks! Maero turns to him and swings the bag at Keelan’s head…DUCKED!…Keelan stands…another swing from Maero…DUCKED AGAIN!! Another quick swing of the bag, but Keelan MATRIX DODGES! Maero hammer swings downward…but Keelan kips out of the way…ENZIGURI TO MAERO’S PSYCHOTIC TEMPLE!! Keelan is looking for a follow up, Keelan looking to capitalize on Maero’s downed state and charges — ONLY TO BE INTERCEPTED BY A LARIAT FROM BLACK SVEN! SVEN COMING IN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT POWERFUL ATTACK! SVEN PINS THE SHOULDERS DOWN, BODY ON BODY FOR A LATERAL PRESS HERE!
WWEFan: Phoenix Winterborn runs in and breaks it up with A STEEL CHAIR ASSISTED ELBOW DROP TO THE BACK! Phoenix Winterborn introduces a new toy to the fray and looks to have no stopping point in mind as he lays it out and then picks up Sven! Bodyslam onto the chair and you can see Sven cringe! Phoenix Winterborn drops to his stomach and reaches out under the ropes, grabbing at something from the floor as he pulls in ANOTHER STEEL CHAIR! Phoenix with his second steel chair as he points to the corner now, it seems he might be going high risk here! He gets on the apron and scales to the top rope with the chair still in his hand! What in the hell could he have in mind!? WHAT IN THE —
Kawajai: HOLY HELL! ARABIAN PRESS FROM THE TOP ROPE, THE STEEL CHAIR JUST GOT PLACED RIGHT UNDER PHOENIX’S LEGS FOR THAT LEG DROP AS IT CRASHES INTO THE SKULL OF SVEN! PHOENIX WHIPPING OUT A NEW MOVE TO BRING PAIN TO HIS OPPONENTS AS — J.D. DAMON! J.D. DAMON IS BACK IN THIS MATCH AS HE FLIES INTO VIEW WITH A MOONSAULT RIGHT ON PHOENIX AS HE GOES TO SIT UP! J.D. DAMON PUTTING HIS BODY ON THE LINE AS HE ROLLS AROUND CLUTCHING HIS RIBS, STILL HURTING FROM THAT GERMAN! J.D. DAMON IS STARTING TO RECOVER AS HE STANDS UP AND RAISES HIS HANDS IN THE AIR!
J.D. Damon: (without microphone) Might as well accept it folks! Next EAW Hardcore Champion, right here —
WWEFan: J.D. BETTER WATCH OUT! MARCO FEDOR COMES IN WITH A SCHOOL BOY LOOKING TO PULL A FAST ONE!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE —
WWEFan: J.D. Damon powers out of it and scrambles up to his feet! HIGH KNEE TO MARCO! Marco falls into the ropes and appears to be knocked loopy but comes back around to grab J.D. by the tights! INTO THE TURNBUCKLE HE GOES! J.D. Damon falls over as Marco wrestles him upward, forcing him to his feet and then flipping him over in a gutwrench powerbomb! Marco kips up and then grabs him by the legs! WHEELBARROW SLAM FOR A FOLLOW UP! Marco showing some great moves here!
Kawajai: Marco Fedor…for a kid that’s scared of his own shadow, he’s been taking the fight to some really tough guys here!
WWEFan: Marco turns his attention behind him to one of the chairs…he goes to pick i- WAIT! AHREN FOURNIER! SPRINGBOARD…DOUBLE STOMP!! THAT DOUBLE STOMP TO THE BACK OF MARCO FEDOR DROVE HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAIR!! OH MY LORD! MARCO FEDOR JUST SCORPIONED FROM THAT IMPACT!! HIS LEGS WENT OVER HIS HEAD! HE IS BROKEN!! Ahren shoots back to his feet and grabs Marco by the ears…but in comes Maero, and Ahren IMMEDIATELY turns his attention to him! They exchange rights and lefts! Lefts and rights! Ahren rears back…BUT A HEADBUTT KNOCKS HIM LOOPY!! Maero reaches for the chair…picks it up, but Ahren back to his senses…MAERO SWINGS! BUT AHREN ROLLS AWAY!! The chair hits the top rope and rebounds…RIGHT INTO MAERO’S FACE!! Ahren follows up…Leg Sweep…DOWN GOES MAERO, AND THE CHAIR LANDS RIGHT ON HIS FACE, AGAIN!! DOUBLE WHAMMY ON MAERO!! Ahren shoots up to his feet and grins at the fans, tapping the side of his head. He doesn’t notice Keelan on the apron behind him!! Ahren turns…Keelan leaps…SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA TAKES DOWN AHREN!! Keelan kips up…STRAIGHT INTO A BLACK SVEN LARIAT!!! Black Sven rolls to his feet and lets out a roar…AND IS MET WITH AN EPIC KICK FROM J.D. DAMON!! J.D. smiles to himself…he turns…INTO A SLING BLADE FROM PHOENIX WINTERBORN! Phoenix rises…AND IS TAKEN DOWN WITH A MARCO FEDOR DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER!! ALL! SEVEN! MEN! ARE DOWN!!
(We get a wide angle shot at ringside as the area is littered with the bodies of the seven participants. The crowd anticipates them getting to their feet, chanting and clapping to cheer them on.)
Kawajai: It is now ANYONE’s game here as we wait for one of them to stir! They’re all hurting right now, having trouble getting to their feet! They’re all standing…in a circle in the ring…J.D. Damon shakes his head, getting reoriented…and drives his right fist into the jaw of Phoenix Winterborn…who throws a right at Maero…who punches Black Sven…who clobbers Marco Fedor…who slaps Ahren Fournier…who jabs Keelan Cetinich…who brings us back home with a right cross to J.D. Damon!! ALL MEN ARE ON WOBBLY LEGS!! It looks like a Vancouver bar after the Canucks lose!
WWEFan: Hey! This is their year…
Kawajai: All stumble slightly…rear back…AND KNOCK EACH OTHER OUT WITH SIMULTANEOUS RIGHT HANDS!! AND LIKE THE RAINFOREST IN FERNGULLY, DOWN THEY GO!!
WWEFan: The Hardcore Invitational participants all fall down in a mess from exhaustion but hold on here! Maero trying to regain his footing, Maero is getting back to a vertical base! Maero is left standing as he observes what is going on! He sees J.D. Damon attempt to get back up — AND PLANTS HIM WITH A DDT, SPIKING HIM ON HIS HEAD! Maero then eyes Keelan Cetinich! DROPKICK TO THE CHEST! Maero rolls out of the ring and goes to the wreckage of his cart as all of its contents have spilled over! Maero pulling out a barbed wire board as he pushes that into the ring, followed by a trash can which he tosses in! Things are about to get real messy in the ring, I can tell you that much! Maero takes that trash can and slams it into the crown of Marco’s head! He then goes to the corner and wedges it between the middle and top turnbuckle! Maero with evil intentions — TURN AROUND!
Kawajai: BLACK SVEN COMES RUNNING INTO HIM LIKE A BATTERING RAM! SPEAR! A SPEAR TO MAERO AS HE IS STUCK BETWEEN SVEN AND THAT TRASH CAN HE SET UP! Maero turns limp and slumps over as Black Sven keeps him slung over his shoulder, pushing away the trash can and then propping Maero up on the top rope! Black Sven walks off for a moment! OHHHHHHH NO! He’s dragging that barbed wire board closer to where that corner is! He’s now heading back to Maero as Maero wants none of that! Sven is climbing all of the way to the top to combat him and WOAH! MARCO FEDOR WITH AN INCREDIBLE VERTICAL LEAP AS HE JUMPS UP AND JOINS SVEN, LOOKING TO GET INVOLVED AS HE STANDS ON THE MIDDLE ROPE! OH! SHOT TO THE BACK OF MARCO BY J.D. DAMON THOUGH!
WWEFan: With Marco weakened J.D. Damon goes under him, he’s got him hooked in powerbomb position while Sven is being held back by Marco! I think we know what J.D. Damon is trying to pull here as — F*CK! AHREN FOURNIER WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH….WITH A GLASS COVERED GLOVE! AHREN FOURNIER DUG THROUGH THE WEAPONS IN MAERO’S CART AND PULLED OUT A GLASS COVERED GLOVE! WHAT A HIT! J.D. DAMON FALLS OUT AND THEN ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! AHREN FOURNIER’S TIME TO SHINE HERE! AHREN PULLS OFF THE GLOVE AND HEADS OVER TO THAT MESS OF PEOPLE IN THE CORNER! BUT WOAH!
Kawajai: OHHH MAN! PHOENIX WINTERBORN IS BEHIND HIM! PHOENIX WINTERBORN IS POURING OUT THE THUMBTACKS FROM THAT BAG WE SAW EARLIER AS AHREN FOURNIER IS NONE THE WISER! AHREN GLOATS TO HIMSELF BUT PHOENIX CALLS FOR HIS ATTENTION! Ahren turns around! Kick to the gut! Phoenix Winterborn pulls him in and…..LIGHT OF THE APOCALYPSE! THE ISLAND DRIVER INTO THE THUMBTACKS! PHOENIX WITH HIS TRADEMARK MOVE INTO THE THUMBTACKS AS FOURNIER IS CONVULSING IN PAIN FROM SHEER SHOCK! PHOENIX JUMPS ON HIM IN A SPLASH, PRESSING HIM INTO THE TACKS FURTHER AS HE COVERS!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!…..
WWEFan: WAIT, LOOK OUT!
Referee: THRRRR —
WWEFan: HOLY SHIT! KEELAN OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE JUMPS OFF OF THE ROPES, SHOOTING FOR MARCO FEDOR IN A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB AS HE BRINGS DOWN SVEN AND MAERO WITH HIM! MARCO AND SVEN FELL STRAIGHT INTO THAT BARBED WIRE BOARD AS MAERO WAS LAUNCHED NEARLY ACROSS THE RING THERE, LANDING RIGHT ONTO PHOENIX! THE WEIGHT AND MOMENTUM FROM THAT MOVE JUST DROVE MAERO ONTO PHOENIX AND FOLDED HIM UP LIKE AN ACCORDION, POSSIBLY BREAKING HIS NECK!! THAT TOWER OF DOOM BREAKING UP THE PIN! PHENOMENAL, GAME CHANGING MOVE BY KEELAN! THESE MEN ARE DEAD!
Kawajai: I’m sweating bullets! This is insanity! Keelan…Keelan, by God, Keelan, rising to his feet…this high energy crowd rallying behind him! And SOMEHOW…SO is Ahren Fournier! He looks like the walking dead, Fan! Tacks jutting out of his face! Welts, bruises, and lacerations All over him…he’s got a limp, he’s bleeding like a stuck pig, and he running on PURE adrenaline, but DAMMIT, AHREN FOURNIER IS STANDING! He has TWO Kendo Sticks…GET HIM, AHREN!
WWEFan: Keelan hasn’t noticed…he turns…and is face to face with Ahren! Wait…Ahren just…my God, he’s SMILING…he…he tosses one of the kendo sticks to Keelan!
Kawajai: STAAAAAAAR WAAAAAAAAAARS!!!
WWEFan: Ok, calm down…Ahren takes a step back…and SWINGS, but Keelan blocks…and drives his shoulder into Ahren, knocking back into the ropes…Ahren stumbles back and swings the kendo stick again, but Keelan ducks! Ahren ducks, too, and swings again, but Keelan explodes into a backflip over the kendo stick! What athleticism! Ahren rises…BUT KEELAN BREAKS THE KENDO STICK OVER HIS HEAD!!! Ahren Fournier is in Rigor Mortis…Keelan takes a moment to breath…AND HAS AHREN’S KENDO STICK BROKEN OVER HIS HEAD!! KEELAN FREEZES IN PAIN! BOTH STICKS ARE BROKEN!! BLOOD IS TRICKLING DOWN THE FOREHEAD OF BOTH MEN!! I’M IN SHOCK!! MY LEFT ARM IS NUMB!!
Kawajai: Ahren leans in slightly…and with all his energy CRUSHES Keelan’s sternum with a European Uppercut…Keelan stumbles back into the ropes…and comes charging back with a HARD Right Forearm! Ahren now stumbles back, almost tripping over the shrapnel and bodies…but comes back with a…SUPERKIIIIIIII-
WWEFan: KEELAN DODGES!! He rears back…
WWEFan: BUT AHREN DODGES! Keelan turns, Ahren’s back is to him…Ahren leaps…PELE KI-
Kawajai: BLOCKED BY KEELAN! Shoves Ahren’s feet away, forcing Ahren to kip up! Ahren turns…Keelan drops to the side…HANDSTAND CAPOEIRA KI-
WWEFan: DUCKED BY AHREN!! Keelan with his back to Ahren…SNAP GERMAN FROM AHRE-
Kawajai: BUT KEELAN FLIPS OUT…
WWEFan: LANDS ON HIS FEET!! REARS BACK…
WWEFan: TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! KEELAN GRABS AHREN…REAR WAISTLOCK…SNAP GERMAN ONTO THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!! DONE!! THAT’S IT!! BRIDGE!!
(DING DING DING!!!)
(“Oblivion” by 30 Seconds to Mars plays as Keelan Cetinich looks up at the lights, breathing heavily as he can’t even stand. He lifts up his hand, motioning for the ref as the referee crouches down and raises it.)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match…..ANDDDD NEEEEWWWW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP……KEEEEELLLLAAAANNNN CETINICCCCHHHHHH!!!!!
WWEFan: HOW THESE MEN ARE BREATHING…I WILL NEVER KNOW…BUT THEY WENT THROUGH ABSOLUTE ANARCHY…ABSOLUTE WAR…ABSOLUTE ARMAGEDDON IN THIS MATCH…CHAIRS…HAMMERS…BARBED WIRE…KENDO STICKS…FISTS…A RED DAMN WAGON…GLASS COVERED GLOVE…THUMBTACKS…AND THROUGH IT ALL, THE HANNIBAL LECTER OF HARDCORE SURVIVES…I KNOW IT’S CLICHE…BUT IT IS TRUE. KEELAN CETINICH PERSEVERED AND SURVIVED…
Kawajai: What an insane match was, we have bodies everywhere right now! We’re going to have to take a moment to clean things up but we’ll be back to ringside in a bit — again, big ups to Keelan Cetinich on this victory!
(Only creepy, ominous music can be heard playing in the background as the camera shows a pitch black room)
(After a few seconds, a light ignites, revealing a flame within a jack o’lantern)
(A second jack o’lantern next to the first one ignites with a flame in its mouth, revealing something behind the two of them)
(A third jack o’lantern in front of the first two ignites with a flame, prompting other nearby candles to set ablaze, revealing…)
(The image of Lucian Black and Eclipse Diemos pops up on the titantron before a recap of their rivalry plays on… Eclipse Diemos would make his statement by attacking Lucian Black after his match with Devan Dubian, cashing in his title shot from King of Elite! Lucian would make it known that he was coming for him while Eclipse defeated Scott Oasis due to an interference by Mr. DEDEDE! In a main event tag team match, Lucian and Hades would win the match via disqualification due an attack by Eclipse with a steel chair on Lucian!)
(The camera returns over to ringside with the ring announcer standing the center of the ring… )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… AND IS FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(“Locked and Loaded” by Godsmack echoes throughout BC Place when Lucian Black steps out of the curtain and to the stage, donning a black and gold variation of his attire with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship clutched in his hand, raising it high with the Canadian crowd all behind him before he steps down to the ring!)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from San Francisco, California… weighing in at 265 pounds…he is your EAW WOOOOORRRRLLLLDDDDDD HEEEAAAVVVVYYYYWWWEEEIIIGGGHHHHTTTT CHHHAAAMMMMPPPPIIIOOONNNN… ”The Top Dog” LUUCCCIIIAAAANNNNN BLLAAACCCCKKKKK!!!
Stew-O: Tonight’s the night that Lucian Black has been waiting for! Ever since Eclipse Diemos assaulted him after a match with Devan Dubian to cash in his King of Elite opportunity, he’s been all over him and has been the guy that has been catching Lucian off-guard for the past few weeks! The bad blood between these two men are finally going to collide tonight! This match is going to be a heavy-hitting contest between these two!
(“Oh Death” by Jen Titus fills the arena with the darkness taking over with the only light being cast on Eclipse Diemos with him in a thick hoodie while raising arms beside his waist before walking down the canvas grimacing with a sinister tinge and walking down the ramp to join his opponent!)
Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent, he is from Prescott Hills Sanatorium… he weighs in at 286 pounds… cashing in HIS KING OF ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY… “Fear Incarnate” ECCLLLIIIPPPSSSSEEEEE DIIEEEMMMOOOOSSSSS!!!
Jake Mercer: Eclipse Diemos is riding a major high in momentum coming into this World Heavyweight Championship match! This guy may be clinically insane, but he’s been on the standing end on this feud for so long and has continuously gotten the better of Lucian Black! All he needs tonight is to hit one big move and it could bring an end to the story of Lucian Black en route of making himself EAW World Heavyweight Champion!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: This World Heavyweight Championship match has begun AND BOTH MEN RUSH ONE ANOTHER WITH THE GRAPPLE! A TEST OF STRENGTH BETWEEN LUCIAN BLACK AND ECLIPSE DIEMOS TO SEE WHO WILL GAIN CONTROL OF THE CONTEST EARLY ON! LUCIAN STARTS TO PUSH ECLIPSE BACK INTO THE ROPES AND THE REFEREE BEGINS TO INSERT HIMSELF AND FORCE LUCIAN OFF! Lucian steps back and holds his hand in the air to signify it WITH ECLIPSE RUSHING IN WITH THE LARIAT! LUCIAN DUCKS UNDER THE ARM AND TURNS AROUND WHEN ECLIPSE TURNS RIGHT INTO A STIFF SHOULDER TACKLE BY HIM! LUCIAN BLACK IS TAKING IT TO ECLIPSE DIEMOS IN THIS MATCH RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE!
Jake Mercer: Eclipse Diemos stands back to his feet while Lucian Black calls for him to come at him WHEN BOTH MEN RETURN TO THE GRAPPLE! ECLIPSE WITH THE KNEE STRIKE INTO THE STOMACH OF LUCIAN! A SNEAKY SHOT RIGHT THERE! ECLIPSE CONTINUES THE ATTACK WITH A MASSIVE UPPERCUT TO THE JAW BEFORE GRABBING HIS HEAD AND NAILING HIM WITH A HEADBUTT THAT RATTLES HIS SKULL TO SEND HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER! ECLIPSE DRIVES HIS BOOT INTO LUCIAN’S STERNUM WHILE HE JUST CONSTANTLY DRIVES IT INTO HIM BEFORE LUCIAN COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR! ECLIPSE STEPS BACK AND BEGINS TO TAUNT TO THE CROWD ABOUT BRINGING DESTRUCTION UNTO THE TOP DOG!
Stew-O: Lucian Black starts to try and pick himself up WHEN ECLIPSE DIEMOS RUSHES IN FOR THE CORNER SPLASH! LUCIAN GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT! ECLIPSE IS TOSSED RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WHILE LUCIAN BEGINS HIS OWN SERIES OF STOMPS AND FORCES HIM DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Lucian brings Eclipse out of the corner STRIKING WITH A HARD SPIT-FLYING UPPERCUT THAT SENDS ECLIPSE TO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE THE RING! LUCIAN IS TAKING IT TO THE MAN THAT HAS DEEMED HIMSELF “FEAR INCARNATE”!
Jake Mercer: Eclipse Diemos starts to pick himself up on the outside when Lucian Black steps through the ropes and grabs him by the hair to pull him in ONLY TO BE MET WITH AN UPPERCUT RIGHT TO THE JAW BY ECLIPSE! Eclipse slides back into the ring with Lucian teetering back with his hand on his jaw DROPPED WITH A LARIAT BY ECLIPSE! ECLIPSE CONTINUES TO PUNISH HIS PREY WITH A VARIOUS AMOUNT OF STOMPS BEFORE RUSHING TO THE ROPES! Lucian starts to pick himself up WITH ECLIPSE STRIKING WITH A LARIAT! NO! LUCIAN DUCKS UNDER AND STRIKES WITH A LARIAT TO SEND ECLIPSE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR! THIS MATCH IS JUST GOING ALL OVER THE PLACE! THE REFEREE BEGINS HIS COUNT!
Referee: ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!…
Stew-O: Lucian Black goes to the outside and grabs Eclipse Diemos before lifting him up THROWING HIM RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE WITH FURY! Lucian tosses Eclipse back into the ring and slides back in himself BEFORE STRIKING WITH A HEAVY SHOT TO THE JAW TO FLOOR HIS OPPONENT! He brings Eclipse up and chunks him into the turnbuckle before stepping his way back RUNNING BACK TO ECLIPSE WITH A CORNER LARIAT! ECLIPSE! HE HITS A LARIAT OF HIS OWN TO KNOCK DOWN THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! ECLIPSE HAS THE CONTROL OF THIS MATCH AND GRABS LUCIAN BY THE HAIR BEFORE THROWING HIM INTO THE ROPES FOR THE SPINEBUSTER!
Jake Mercer: JUMPING LARIAT! NO! ECLIPSE DIEMOS DUCKS UNDER THE LARIAT AND WANTS THE DISCUS ELBOW STRIKE! WHOA! LUCIAN BLACK DUCKS UNDER AND HOISTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE SAMOAN DROP! HE JUST FLATTENED THE KING OF ELITE WITH THAT MOVE RIGHT THERE! ECLIPSE HOLDS HIS STOMACH AS HE ROLLS HIS WAY BACK TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING WHILE LUCIAN STARTS HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET! THIS IS WHAT I WANT OUT OF A MATCH! JUST PURE CHAOS THAT SPILLS OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE! LUCIAN FOLLOWS HIM OUT AND WANTS TO TAKE THIS FIGHT TO THE OUTSIDE!
Referee: ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!…
Stew-O: LUCIAN BLACK RUSHES IN FOR THE KILL ON ECLIPSE DIEMOS WITH A HUGE SPEAR ON THE OUTSIDE! OH MY! THAT’S GOT TO BE PAINFUL! ECLIPSE GRABS LUCIAN AND DROVE HIM SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Referee: FOUR!!!… FIVE!!!… SIX!!!…
Jake Mercer: Eclipse Diemos walks over to our commentary and points his finger at his head, signalling what must be his intellectual prowess and I must agree with him on that! Eclipse turns his attention back to Lucian with an evil grin on his face before launching him back into the ring and returns himself to stop the count! Lucian crawls over to the turnbuckle while Eclipse goads him to getting to his feet SPRINTING FULL SPEED AHEAD FOR THE CORNER SPLASH ON LUCIAN! CORNER SPLASH! LUCIAN COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR WITH ECLIPSE CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE AND TAKING A MOMENT TO REVEL IN THE HATRED OF THE CROWD! THEY ARE JUST ANGRY THAT THEIR HERO LUCIAN BLACK IS BEING DESTROYED BY THE OUTCAST KING HIMSELF! WE COULD HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION TONIGHT!
Stew-O: Eclipse Diemos returns to Lucian Black with a stomp right on the back of his head before pulling him up STRIKING WITH A SPIT-FLYING UPPERCUT TO SEND HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER! HOW MANY IS THAT? FOUR? FIVE? I’VE LOST COUNT IN THIS MATCH! Eclipse climbs on the middle rope and holds his fist in the air BEFORE DROPPING IT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF LUCIAN AS HE BEGINS TO THROW SHOTS RIGHT INTO HIS FACE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! WAIT! LUCIAN HOOKS ECLIPSE FROM UNDER HIS LEGS AND STARTS TO TAKE HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING FOR THE SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! ELBOW! ELBOW! ELBOW! ECLIPSE DROPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR AND JUST TOSSES LUCIAN TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING TO ESCAPE THE POWERBOMB!
Jake Mercer: Eclipse Diemos walks out to the apron before grabbing Lucian Black by the air and pulling him up onto the apron MET WITH A JAB BY LUCIAN! LUCIAN’S FIGHTING BACK AGAINST ECLIPSE AS HE STARTS STRIKING WITH THE SOUTHPAW JABS! KICK TO THE ABDOMEN! Eclipse swings the control back over to him as he hooks Lucian by the neck DROPPING HIM ON HIS HEAD WITH THE DDT ON THE RING APRON! A SICKENING THUD ECHOES THROUGHOUT BC PLACE WHEN LUCIAN’S SKULL MEETS WITH THE HARD APRON OF THE RING! LOOK AT ECLIPSE, THOUGH! HE’S JUST CACKLING UP A STORM BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT HE HAS THIS MATCH IN HIS CONTROL! THIS IS A MAN THAT LOOKS LIKE HE WILL BE WORLD CHAMPION HERE SOON!
Stew-O: Never count out our World Heavyweight Champion, Mercer! You never know what he’ll pull out! Lucian Black rolls back into the ring with Eclipse Diemos finally stopping his fun with the crowd and returning in the ring himself JUST GOING TO TOWN ON LUCIAN WITH THE STOMPS BEFORE FINALLY PULLING HIM UP TO HIS FEET! Eclipse hooks Lucian by the neck LIFTING HIM UP IN THE AIR AND DROPPING HIM BACK WITH THE SNAP SUPLEX TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! Eclipse rolls back up to his feet and taunts in spite of the crowd and Lucian before running the ropes SLAMMING HIMSELF ON TO LUCIAN WITH THE RUNNING SENTON! ECLIPSE ROLLS ON HIS STOMACH AND HOOKS LUCIAN’S LEG FOR THE FIRST PIN ATTEMPT OF THIS MATCH!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!
Jake Mercer: LUCIAN BLACK POPS THE SHOULDER UP! Eclipse Diemos quickly begins to transition into the side-headlock and just starts to laugh, standing back to his feet while talking about what seems to be mocking him for trying to be a hero for Dynasty, while he squeezing the life out of Lucian! The big arms of Eclipse acting like an anaconda and blocking out the airway of Lucian who’s starting to fade from this hold! Lucian starts to raise his hand… HE’S SHOWING SIGNS OF LIFE AFTER ALL AS HE STARTS TO POWER HIS WAY UP TO HIS FEET! HE COULD BE LOOKING TO MOUNT SOME SORT OF OFFENSIVE AGAINST ECLIPSE RIGHT HERE!
Stew-O: ECLIPSE DIEMOS DOESN’T ALLOW IT AS HE JUST DRIVES LUCIAN BLACK’S HEAD STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! Eclipse runs to the ropes while Lucian tries to get up WITH LUCIAN CATCHING ECLIPSE AND PLANTING HIM DOWN WITH THE SPINNING SIDE SLAM! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND THIS MATCH HAS ALREADY TAKEN A TOLL BETWEEN THESE TWO MEN! They both stir around the middle of the ring and climb up to their feet WITH ECLIPSE COMING IN WITH A RUNNING CROSSBODY!
Jake Mercer: MASSIVE BIG BOOT! LUCIAN BLACK CLOCKS HIM WITH THE BIG BOOT AS ECLIPSE DIEMOS STUMBLES BACK! LUCIAN KEEPS THE PRESSURE ON HIS OPPONENT AND STRIKES WITH ELBOW STRIKES AND A STIFF UPPERCUT BEFORE HOOKING ECLIPSE BY HIS NECK! Lucian smiles to the cheering crowd as he points up in the air LIFTING ECLIPSE UP IN THE AIR BEFORE DROPPING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH THE VERTICAL SUPLEX SIDE SLAM! LUCIAN ROLLS ECLIPSE ON HIS SHOULDER FOR A PIN ATTEMPT IN HOPES OF RETAINING HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!
Stew-O: ECLIPSE DIEMOS KICKS OUT! Lucian Black sits up as he begins to think about what he needs to do next while he gets to his feet! Lucian walks towards the legs of Eclipse BENDING DOWN TO GRAB ECLIPSE FROM THE WAIST AND THROW HIM BACK WITH THE HUGE DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX! LUCIAN ISN’T DONE YET! LUCIAN SPINS ECLIPSE AROUND AND DROPS HIM BACK WITH A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX WITH THIS BEING THE RELEASE! Eclipse rolls from the impact as he crawls over to the bottom rope with Lucian picking his spot and leaving from the other side SPRINTING AROUND THE RING AS HE RUSHES TO ECLIPSE WITH THE POINT BLANK DROPKICK! LARIAT! ECLIPSE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A MASSIVE LARIAT THAT DROPS LUCIAN ON THE RING APRON BY HIS SPINE AND COLLAPSE TO THE FLOOR! WHAT A STUNNING MOVE BY THE KING OF ELITE RIGHT THERE! Eclipse rolls out of the ring and holds the bottom of his back as he does it with the referee making the count!
Referee: ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!…
Jake Mercer: ECLIPSE DIEMOS LANDS A KICK ON LUCIAN BLACK TO KEEP HIM DOWN ON THE FLOOR AS HE STEPS OVER NEAR THE STEEL STEPS! Eclipse turns back to Lucian HITTING A RUNNING SENTON ON THE OUTSIDE AS ECLIPSE ADDS TO THE PUNISHMENT THAT HE’S ALREADY HAD TO ENDURE IN THIS MATCH! Eclipse sits up and just starts chuckling once again about the anguish he’s causing on him before grabbing him by the head, throwing him back into the ring, rolling in himself BEFORE FORCING LUCIAN ON HIS SHOULDERS AND GOING FOR THE PIN ON HIM!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: ANOTHER KICKOUT BY THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION? LUCIAN BLACK IS NOT LETTING GO OF THAT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! HE’S WORKED SEVEN YEARS FOR THAT CHAMPIONSHIP AND HE WON’T LET HIS REIGN END LIKE THIS! Eclipse Diemos grabs Lucian Black and brings him back to his feet before throwing him back into the turnbuckle! Eclipse strikes hard with the uppercut before lifting Lucian up on the top of the turnbuckle before climbing up there with him NAILING HIM WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE AND A HEADBUTT TO THE FOREHEAD! WHAT COULD HE BE THINKING UP HERE IN THIS PRECARIOUS POSITION? ECLIPSE HOOKS LUCIAN BY THE NECK AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO SUPERPLEX HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE! NO! LUCIAN SLIDES IN THROUGH THE LEGS OF ECLIPSE AND HOOKS UNDER HIS LEGS AS HE STARTS TO WALK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING FOR THE POWERBOMB! ECLIPSE TRIES TO FIGHT OUT, BUT HE CAN GET OUT! SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! LUCIAN DROPS ECLIPSE RIGHT ON HIS BACK WITH THAT MOVE AS HE HOLDS HIM DOWN FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Jake Mercer: NO! ECLIPSE DIEMOS PUSHES ON AS HE KICKS OUT OF THE PIN! Lucian Black stands back to his feet and begins shaking his head with a bunch of fury while walking into the turnbuckle corner COCKING HIS FIST FOR THE SUPERMAN PUNCH AS HE TAKES AIM AT A RISING ECLIPSE! Eclipse continues to push his way up to his feet RIGHT WHEN LUCIAN STRIKES WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH! ECLIPSE CATCHES HIM! CHARGING SPINEBUSTER! HE JUST DROPPED LUCIAN WITH THE SPINEBUSTER AND HE HOPES THAT WILL PUT HIM AWAY AS ECLIPSE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: KICK OUT! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION FIGHTS ON AS ECLIPSE DIEMOS JUST CONTINUES TO LAUGH! I THINK ECLIPSE JUST WANTS TO CAUSE MORE PAIN MORE THAN HE MIGHT EVEN WANT TO BE WORLD CHAMPION! His laugh quickly turns into frustration WITH HIM DRIVING HIS FISTS INTO THE FACE OF LUCIAN BLACK AND JUST TEES OFF OF HIM! HE’S JUST TAKING IT TO THE TOP DOG OF DYNASTY! Eclipse finally cools himself off and rushes over to the ropes with his wild eyes just maniacally racing throughout the crowd before he bends back and looks to his opponent to wait for him to get to his feet! Lucian starts to fight to his feet and stumbles to even get there before he turns around RIGHT INTO THE CLUTCHES OF ECLIPSE! MOTHER’S PRAYER! LUCIAN SPINS OUT OF THE MOVE AND THROWS ECLIPSE INTO THE ROPES! Eclipse bounces off the ropes and returns RIGHT INTO THE SPIT-FLYING SUPERMAN PUNCH FROM LUCIAN BLACK! ECLIPSE COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR AND LUCIAN JUST MOVES OVER TO THE TURNBUCKLE AND START TO TAKE AIM ON HIS OPPONENT FOR THE SPEAR!
Jake Mercer: LUCIAN BLACK IS JUST BITING AT THE BIT TO HIT THE SPEAR WHILE ECLIPSE DIEMOS IS STILL REELING FROM THE SUPERMAN PUNCH AND TRYING TO GET TO HIS FEET! Eclipse holds his jaw from the punch WHILE LUCIAN RUSHES IN FOR THE SPEAR! GLASGOW SMILE! ECLIPSE NEARLY KNOCKS LUCIAN’S HEAD OFF HIS SHOULDERS WITH THE DISCUS LARIAT RIGHT INTO HIS NECK! THAT COULD BE THE END! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION RIGHT THERE! ECLIPSE GOES RIGHT DOWN FOR THE PIN AS HE HOOKS THE LEG!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRREEE!
Stew-O: LUCIAN BLACK KICKS OUT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! LUCIAN BLACK JUST SURVIVED THE GLASGOW SMILE AND FRUSTRATION MOUNTS ON THE FACE OF ECLIPSE DIEMOS FROM THAT! HE THOUGHT HE HAD THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT THERE AND HE COULDN’T GET THE PIN! Eclipse rolls back to his feet, showing signs of the toll this match has cost him, before nearly collapsing in the corner YELLING FOR LUCIAN TO STAND ON HIS FEET! HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER HUGE MOVE TO END THIS MATCH WITH!
Jake Mercer: Lucian Black starts to get back to his feet as he reaches a knee WITH ECLIPSE DIEMOS SPRINTING IN FOR THE ROOM 13 ON HIS CROUCHED OPPONENT! RUNNING BIG BOOT TO FINISH THE JOB! SPEAR! LUCIAN JUST JUMPED OUT OF NOWHERE FROM THAT CROUCHING POSITION AND NAILED ECLIPSE WITH THE SPEAR TO SEND HIM DOWN ON THE CANVAS! THAT SPELLS THE END OF THE JOURNEY FOR ECLIPSE! THIS MOVE ENDED A TITLE REIGN AND NOW IT ENDS THE HOPE OF A NEW CHAMPION IN ECLIPSE! LUCIAN HOOKS THE LEG TO PUT AN END TO THE MATCH!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!
Stew-O: WHAT? THERE’S NO WAY! I SWORE THAT WAS A THREE-COUNT… BUT ECLIPSE DIEMOS HAS KICKED OUT OF THE SPEAR! LUCIAN BLACK CRAWLS AWAY FROM ECLIPSE WITH A STUNNED LOOK ON HIS FACE! HE CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT HE’S SEEING! ECLIPSE HAS JUST KICKED OUT OF THE SPEAR! LUCIAN IS SHAKING HIS HEAD AND NOT BELIEVING THAT HE JUST DID THAT AS HE GETS BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE!
Jake Mercer: Lucian Black bends down and grabs Eclipse Diemos by the arm and hoists him up to his feet! Lucian spins behind Eclipse with the wrist-lock CRANKING ON THE WRIST TO SPIN ECLIPSE FORWARD BEFORE PULLING HIM IN FOR A DEVASTATING LARIAT! LUCIAN JUST PUT HIS HEART, HIS SOUL, AND ALL OF HIS ENERGY INTO THAT LARIAT! I THOUGHT THAT THE SPEAR WAS THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN, BUT COULD THIS BE IT? LUCIAN DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG OF ECLIPSE TO HOPEFULLY FINISH THIS MATCH!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRREEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Locked and Loaded” by Godsmack plays in the background while Lucian Black rolls off of Eclipse Diemos before the referee gets the World Heavyweight Championship and hands it to the victor.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND STTIIILLLLLLL EAW WOOOOOORRRLLLDDDDDDD HEEEAAAVVVYYYWWWEEEIIIIGGHHHHTTTTT CHHHAAMMMPPPPIIIIOOONNNNN… LUUCCCIIIAAAANNNNN BLLAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!!!
Stew-O: WOW! LUCIAN BLACK IS STILL THE CHAMPION! Eclipse Diemos brought the fight, he did everything possible to try and bring Lucian down, but Lucian Black remains The Top Dog of Dynasty at the end of the day! Impressive match between these two men here tonight at Territorial Invasion!
Jake Mercer: If you want proof to how close that match was, just replay this match because you can go back, watch this, and still be surprised at what went down! What a match that we’ve just witnessed, what an effort from not only our champion, but Eclipse Diemos too! He’s just shown tonight that he can handle the main event and be a threat to anyone’s chance of being World Heavyweight Champion!
Stew-O: Lucian Black has proved that he deserves to be the EAW World Heavyweight Champion, The Top Dog of Dynasty, and right now holding that championship high in the air in the middle of the ring at a show like Territorial Invasion makes it all worth it! That’s right there, the EAW World Heavyweight Championship, that’s what it’s al– WHAT ON EARTH? WHAT IS THIS?
Jake Mercer: IT’S… IT’S… IT’S JACOB SENN! WHAT’S HE DOING HERE? HE SPINS LUCIAN BLACK AROUND! WEAPON X! STUNNER! HE JUST STUNNED LUCIAN BLACK RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS JACOB HAS JUST LAID OUT ONE OF HIS FRIENDS HERE IN EAW! WHAT IS GOING ON?
Stew-O: I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT I’M DISGUSTED AT WHAT I’M WATCHING! HE WENT THROUGH A DIVIDE AND CONQUER MATCH, LUCIAN WENT THROUGH THIS WORLD TITLE MATCH, AND NOW JACOB IS GOING TO ATTACK HIS FRIEND WITH THE STUNNER! OH NO! HE’S NOT DONE! LUCIAN’S TRYING TO PICK HIMSELF UP AND JACOB’S LINING HIM UP!
Jake Mercer: IS HE GOING TO DO IT? GRAVITY FALLS! CURB STOMP TO SHOVE LUCIAN BLACK’S FACE INTO THE CANVAS AS JACOB SENN JUST LOOKS AROUND THE RING TO THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE TURNED AGAINST HIM, CRYING OUT IN ANGER AS JACOB JUST SMILES ABOUT IT! HE LOOKS AROUND AT THE CROWD AND THEN TURNS HIS ATTENTION OVER TO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
Stew-O: Jacob Senn has just turned his back on Lucian Black, the people of Dynasty, and Dynasty as a whole and for what? The EAW World Heavyweight Championship? What has fueled this? What has gotten into The Punisher? I don’t know, but his goal is definitely related to being World Heavyweight Champion!
(Jacob Senn picks up the EAW World Heavyweight Championship and stands over Lucian Black before raising the championship up in the air himself, staring directly at the championship, as he seems to be focused on that with the crowd firmly against him because of this action.)
( 30 MINUTE INTERMISSION. )
(The camera transitions back into the arena…)
Ring Announcer: This following match… IS A WARGAAAAAAAMESSSSSSS MAAAAAAAATCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(The camera pans around the entire structure, as the crowd explodes with cheers.)
Ring Announcer: The rules of this match: two men start for each team, after five minutes a member from one of the teams enters, and then after every two minutes another elitist enters the match in the same pattern! Once all men have entered the structure, the match goes into “the match beyond” where the enemies team need to make their opposition quit or submit to win the match for their team!
(“Mafioso” by Mac Dre plays loudly throughout the arena, Zack Crash enters to an earful of boo’s, wearing black and red attire, he smiles as he makes his way down to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: STARTING OFF THE MATCH FOR TEAM CRASH… from Charleston, West Virginia, weighing in at 225 POOOOOOOOOOUNDSSSSSSSSS!!!… THE TEAM LEAAAAAADEEEEEER!!!!!… ZAAAAAAACKKKKKK CRAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Cherish: WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEADER HIMSELF IS DECIDING TO START OFF THE MATCH FOR HIS OWN TEAM! HE’S STARTING OFF BY SENDING A HUGE MESSAGE TO HIS ENEMIES!
Pierre McGuire: I personally don’t know if this is a wise decision or an unwise one! Crash could be putting himself in some serious danger here! I mean starting off the match and then being at one hundred percent toward the end of it… that’s an unlikely scenario!
(Zack Crash enters the structure, staying inside the first ring, he prepares himself while he waits for the opposition’s team member to enter.)
Ring Announcer: Starting off for Team Ryder…
(“You Are The Wilderness” by Voxhaul Broadcast hits, as the crowd stands up in deafening cheers, Matt Ryder enters the ring wearing Two-Face styled attire, with one side of his attire being purple, and the other black.)
Ring Announcer: From Long Island, New York, weighing in at 225 POOOOOOOOOUNDS!!!!… HE IS THE TEAM LEAAAAAAAADERRRRRRRRRR!!!!… MAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT RYYYYYYYYYYYYYDDDDERRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Pierre McGuire: WELL! It seems to be that both team leaders did not want to wait around to go at it! They want each other as soon as possible and Ryder will be starting this off with his foe; Crash!
Cherish: Why am I not surprised? There’s so much bad blood between these two… they want this win so desperately for the team, but it really seems for themselves! There is so much on the line right now!
(Matt Ryder enters the ring, the referee ensures the two stay separated, while the cage door shuts, the referee calls for the bell…)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Pierre McGuire: This match begins with both team leaders; Zack Crash and Matt Ryder! It’s going to be intense AS BOTH MEN CHARGE AT EACH OTHER WITH A HEAD FULL OF STEAM!!! AND THEY’RE LAYING INTO ONE ANOTHER WITH CLOSED FISTS! ONE AFTER THE OTHER! THEY’RE RELENTLESS! AND RYDER WITH A PIERCING KNEE TO THE STOMACH! But Crash retaliates with an open handed chop to the chest! BUT RYDER WITH A STRONG OVERHEAD RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE! AND RYDER GRABS CRASH BY THE HAIR AND DRAGS HIM TOWARD THE STEEL… SMASHING HIS HEAD EVER SO VIOLENTLY INTO IT! REPEATEDLY! HE’S NOT STOPPING WITH ONE, BUT HE CONTINUES THE SAME MOTION! CRASH IS RECEIVING A BRUTAL BEATING FOR HIS CRIMES RIGHT NOW!!!… Crash prevents it though! He finally throws his hands out in front of him to prevent his head to go into the steel another time, and throws an elbow backwards at Ryder! Ryder takes a swift elbow to the jaw and one more to send Ryder stumbling backwards! Crash holds onto his head, checking for blood I assume, BUT DARTS OFF THE ROPES AFTER RYDER! RYDER DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT! Crash comes rebounding off the ropes, Ryder spins around! RUNNING DROPKICK FROM CRASH!!!…
Cherish: NO!!!!… RYDER SIDESTEPS OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! Crash hurries back to his feet, BUT IS TAKEN RIGHT BACK DOWN WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM RYDER! RYDER DRIVES THE HEEL OF HIS FOOT INTO THE TEMPLE OF CRASH! Crash taking some serious damage there! I never expected Ryder to bring so much to the table! He’s a different man than he once was on commentary! Ryder gets back to his feet, not wasting anytime here! He lifts Crash back up to his feet by his slick black hair… AND WHIPS CRASH INTO THE CORNER!!! RYDER RUSHES AFTER HIM, BUT CRASH ATTEMPTS TO STEP OUT! ONLY TO STEP INTO ONE OF THE MOST DEADLIEST BROSKI BOOTS I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! Crash wobbles forward, barely able to stand on both feet! I don’t think he himself expected to Ryder to bring this much energy to this match! AND RYDER TRANSITIONS HIMSELF BEHIND CRASH!!!… AND GUIDES HIM TOWARD THE END OF THE RING WHERE IT MEETS THE SECOND RING!!!… GERMAN SUPLEX!!! OH MY GOD!!! MATT RYDER GERMAN SUPLEXES ZACK RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE INTO THE SECOND RING!!! MY GOODNESS! CRASH LANDS SO AWKWARDLY UP ON HIS UPPER BACK!!!
Pierre McGuire: Crash is grasping at his back! He’s in some serious pain right about now! Ryder pulls himself back to his feet, entering the second ring… Crash rolls toward the cage, grabbing on the bottom rope, pulling himself up! But Ryder lifts him up himself — BUT CRASH SPINS AROUND FOR A LOW BLOW!!! CRASH SENDS HIS FOREARM UP RYDER’S FAMILY JEWELS!!! Ryder’s eyes are widened and his jaw dropped! Ryder drops to his knees while Crash takes some time to get back to his feet using the ropes as leverage! Crash smiles, AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES!!!… OH MY! RUNNING ENZUIGIRI TO THE BACK OF A KNELT RYDER’S SKULL! OUCH!!! RYDER HAS TO BE KNOCKED OUT COLD! Crash takes his sweet time pulling himself back to his feet, still rubbing his back from that suplex earlier! Crash leans down slapping Ryder’s head! Shouting at him! What disrespect! Ryder tries to crawl to his feet, but Crash drives a knee into the back of his head! Ryder rubs the back of his skull and Crash rips him literally up by his hair! AND CRASH DIGS HIS KNEECAPS INTO THE BACK OF RYDER’S ARMS WITH A SICKENING KNEE ARMBREAKER!
(“Can’t Be Touched” by Roy Jones Jr. blares throughout the arena as the fans erupt into boo’s, Terry Chambers sprints out wearing blue attire, and rushes toward the entrance to the cage.)
Cherish: WITH THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES UP… TERRY CHAMBERS ENTERS THIS MATCH GIVING TEAM CRASH THE ADVANTAGE HERE! I WONDER IF THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIS PLANS WITH THAT “HENRY” FELLOW??? This couldn’t be worse for Ryder right about now! Crash has Ryder locked in a cross armbreaker, but Terry has made his way into the ring! AND IMMEDIATELY TERRY DROPS A SHARP ELBOW ONTO THE CHEST OF RYDER WHILE STILL LOCKED IN THE CROSS ARMBREAKER! Terry jumps to his feet again, BUT THIS TIME DRIVES BOTH OF HIS KNEES INTO RYDER’S STOMACH! RYDER SCREAMS IN AGONY!!!… Crash finally letting go of the armbreaker, standing back to both feet! Terry pulls Ryder back up to a vertical base, while Crash gets back to his feet! These two have so much synergy right now! AND CHAMBERS THROWS RYDER INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!!… CRASH DARTS AFTER RYDER IN THE CORNER!!!… CORNER CLOTHESLINE!!!—NO!!! RYDER EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A BEAUTIFUL EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! AND ANOTHER UNDERHANDED UPPERCUT THIS TIME! Ryder with fury of fists—BUT IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD ABRUPTLY WITH A DEVASTATING LARIAT FROM CHAMBERS!!! TURNING RYDER INSIDE OUT!!!
Cherish: Ryder trying to get the best offense he possibly could there, but the numbers game is proving already to be a little too much for him! Terry stomps away at Ryder’s grounded body! Crash stands back to his feet with an irritated facial expression, he demands Terry to lift him up! ANDDD… he does! CRASH PULLS RYDER IN—BUT RYDER THROWS HIS HEAD FORWARD FOR A VERY HARD HEADBUTT! THE CRACK EVER SO LOUD! Crash is stunned! He walks backwards, but Ryder is turned around by Terry! STIFF KICK TO THE GUT FROM TERRY! AND TERRY PULLS HIM! HOISTS HIM UP ONTO THE SHOULDERS!!! HE WANTS THE CHAMBERS OF PAIN! THE CHAMBERS OF PAIN… RYDER THROWS MULTIPLE FISTS DOWN INTO TERRY’S HEAD!!! TERRY EATING SO MANY CLOSED FISTS TO THE TEMPLE!!! BUT TERRY BAILS ON THE CHAMBERS OF PAIN… AND MY GOD!!! WHAT A CRAZY BUCKLE BOMB!!! RYDER LANDS VICIOUSLY INTO THE CORNER! THAT COULD HAVE SERIOUSLY MESSED HIM UP! AND OH! RUNNING DROPKICK FROM CRASH TO SEAL THE DEAL! Crash is right back in this just like that! Even when Ryder tries to catch a break!
(“Arguing With Thermometers” by Enter Shikari blasts throughout the arena as Ryan Marx sporting gold and white attire, he rushes down the ramp to enter the WarGames structure.)
Pierre McGuire: Looks like the odds are about to even up! The unintended team member in Ryan Marx has made his way into the match, but he’s met by Terry as soon as he enters! Terry throws some hard lefts and rights, but Marx blocks them! OH! MARX FIRES OFF WITH SOME QUICK SNAP KICKS TO THE THIGHS! AND LEGS! MARX’S SPEED IS UNPRECEDENTED! Terry stumbles backwards, but Crash CHARGES AT MARX!!! BUT MARX MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND TOSSES CASH INTO THE OPPOSITE ROPES, CRASH REBOUNDS BACK… TERRY CHARGES AT MARX!!! BUT RYDER CATCHES HIM WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK INTO THE RIBS!!! TERRY GOES FLYING TO THE SIDE! AND MARX POPS CRASH UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! POP-UP POWERBOMB INTO THE OTHER RING!!! MY GOODNESS! CRASH LANDS FLAT ON HIS SPINE WITH HIS EYES EXPRESSING HOW MUCH PAIN HE JUST WENT THROUGH! THE THUD ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE ARENA! Marx just solved an equation, taking Crash out of the mix! I think Team Ryder found a gem out of this young talented Ryan Marx! Already making a rather strong showing!
Cherish: Terry and Ryder are both crawling to their feet, but while doing so they exchange some hard blows to the head! Ryder is up to a knee, but Terry sends up another fist! Terry up to a knee, while Ryder swings back with a fist of his own! BUT MARX SWINGS WILDLY AT THE KNELT DOWN TERRY’S HEAD WITH A HUGE HAYMAKER TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!!! AND TERRY DROPS TO HIS SIDE! While a very impressed Ryder looks on, with a half burnt face and all… Ryder stands back up, watching Marx lift Terry to his feet, while he enters the other ring to approach Crash resting in the corner! MARX IS GOING FOR A TIGER SUPLEX!!!… BUT TERRY ISN’T BUDGING! AND OH! IN THE OTHER RING! RYDER WITH A RUNNING CORNER KNEE TO CRASH’S JAW!!! AND RYDER DIRECTS HIM FORWARD… RUNNING BULLDOG! PLANTING CRASH FIRMLY ON HIS FACE! Marx attempts to lift Terry one more time, but can’t seem to move him! Terry swings back with his elbows, but Marx lets go before letting them do any damage! AND MARX SWIFTLY PULLS HIM IN!!!… BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE STEEL WARGAMES STRUCTURE ITSELF!!! OH MY GOD!!! TERRY COULD BE SERIOUSLY INJURED! TEAM RYDER IS MAKING A HUGE COMEBACK RIGHT NOW!!!…
(“Children of God” by Swans hits as Nico Borg runs down the ramp, wearing tights with bold white font across the lining saying “The Iconoclast”, he enters the WarGames structure in a rush.)
Pierre McGuire: THE TEAMS ARE ABOUT TO BECOME UNEVEN AGAIN! NICO BORG HAS ENTERED THE FRAY AND HE DIRECTS HIMSELF IMMEDIATELY OVER TO MARX! MARX AND NICO DRIVE INTO ONE ANOTHER AT FIRST FIGHT! BUT NICO RAPIDLY FIRING OFF! OVERWHELMING MARX HERE! But Marx opens up an opportunity to whip Nico into the ropes, Nico comes rebounding back! RUNNING CLOTHESLINE FROM MARX!!!… NICO DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND LIFTS MARX UP! BACK SUPLEX CONNECTS! AND OH!!! RYDER REENTERS THAT RING TO CHARGE AT NICO, BUT CRASH PULLS HIM BACK FROM THE OTHER ROPE!!!… REVERSE DDT ONTO RYDER, BUT RYDER’S NECK LANDS ON THE TOP ROPE! OUCH! AND CRASH FOLLOWS THAT THROUGH WITH A REVERSE SUPLEX!!! BRINGING RYDER RIGHT BACK TO HIM! Marx makes his way back to his feet, but Nico pulls him back up himself, forcing him to his feet! AND NICO HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR… HOLDING HIM THERE FOR QUITE SOME TIME! NICO THEN PROCEEDS TO DROP MARX ONTO HIS HEAD FOR AN INSANE BRAINBUUUUUSTERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!… HE GOT IT! IT CONNECTS!
Cherish: I noticed something in this match! They’re wearing and tearing each other down enough for when the time comes! They’re going to make it an easy way to make someone quit or submit! Very smart strategy from both teams… Nico back to his feet, going to lift Marx back up! Nico THROWS MARX FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL!!! Marx stumbles backwards, holding his head, BUT NICO TOSSES HIM RIGHT BACK INTO THE STEEL WALL!!! NICO NOT LETTING UP! Marx walks backwards stumbling about again, BUT THIS TIME TERRY COMES UP FROM BEHIND AND SHOVES HIM INTO THE STEEL!!! BOTH TERRY AND NICO DOUBLE TEAMING MARX!!!… and now Crash enters the ring they’re in! AND CRASH FOLLOWS THEIR PATH BY THROWING MARX INTO THE STEEL! THIS IS A THREE ON ONE ASSAULT! Marx is on a knee and doesn’t seem to know where he’s located right now! Shaking his head, Terry pulls Marx up! BUT MARX SWINGS WILDLY WITH A PUNCH! BUT MISSES! HE SWINGS AGAIN AND SMASHES ACROSS NICO’S JAW! TERRY RIPS MARX AWAY… BUT A DIVING CHOP TO THE MIDDLE OF TERRY’S LEGS FROM RYDER WHO’S NOW IN THE SAME RING! TAKING TERRY OUT FROM UNDERNEATH!
(“Many Men (Wish Death)” by 50 Cent plays as the fans erupt into cheers, Chris Elite runs down to the ring wearing orange and white attire, he rushes to the structure and enters it.)
Pierre McGuire: THE NEW BREED CHAMPION HAS ARRIVED IN THE WARGAMES MATCH!!!… ELITE DARTS IN AT CRASH WITH A RUNNING LEAPING TWISTING HEAD SCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!! FRESH AND ENERGIZED! ELITE HOPS BACK TO HIS FEET! AND NICO TARGETS HIM! BUT ELITE WITH A SICK KICK TO HIS STOMACH! AND THERE’S ANOTHER SICK KICK TO FOLLOW THAT FIRST ONE UP! THE THUDS OFF THOSE KICKS! AND ANOTHER KICK, BUT TO THE CHEST THIS TIME! Nico is taking a beating! ELITE SHOVES HIM INTO THE ROPES… NICO COMES BACK, BUT ELITE SETTING UP THE PELE KICK!!! HE GETS HIM—NO!!! NICO MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! But Chris Elite promptly kips back to a vertical posture! AND IS MET BY A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE FROM NICO!!! ELITE DUCKS! NICO SPINS AROUND! AND THIS TIME GETS NAILED WITH THE PELE KICK IN THE HEAD!!! Elite is on fire! Elite makes his way back to both feet, BUT NOT FOR VERY LONG!!! MY LORD WHAT A SPEAR FROM TERRY CHAMBERS! CHAMBERS SPEARS HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE INTO THE OTHER RING!!! BOTH MEN GO SOARING INTO THE OPPOSITE RING! BENDING CHRIS ELITE LIKE AN ACCORDION!!!…
Cherish: AND TERRY MOUNTED OVER HIM IS FIRING DOWN WITH FURY OF FISTS! TERRY IS RELENTLESS WITH THESE COMBO OF STRIKES! BUT ELITE IS FIRING BACK UP TOO! NOT BOTHERING TO DEFEND HIMSELF! HE’S DOING HIS BEST TO DEAL AS MUCH DAMAGE AS HE’S RECEIVING BACK AT TERRY!!!… BUT RYDER RUSHES FROM BEHIND!! A RUNNING DRIVE-BY KNEE TO THE BACK OF TERRY’S SKULL!!!… BUT RIGHT BEHIND RYDER IS CRASH! CRASH HAS FIXATED HIMSELF ON RYDER THIS ENTIRE MATCH!!! CRASH WITH WITH A RUNNING FOREARM TO THE BACK OF RYDER’S HEAD! Ryder is jerked forward, but Crash pulls him right into his clutches! Nico is pulling himself together right behind Crash as if they’re speaking to one another and coordinating an attack here… CRASH SLINGS RYDER BACKWARDS WITH A RELEASE OVERHEAD GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!… BUT OH MY! NICO CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR AND LANDS A PICTURE PERFECT BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX ON RYDER HIMSELF!!! WHAT A DEADLY COMBINATION OF MOVES THESE TWO JUST PERFORMED! I think Ryder could very well be out of it, but LOOK AT THIS! Crash was using the ropes that mirrors the opposite rings and MARX PULLS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES BY HIS HAIR!!!… ROPE HUNG HANGMAN DDT!!! MY GOODNESS CRASH GOES NOSE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!!!
(“The Mission” by Puscifer ft. Milla Jovovich hits as Tiberius Jones enters through the curtains, sprinting down to the ring sporting Vegeta-styled Dragon Ball Z attire, the crowd heavily boo’s.)
Pierre McGuire: Ryan Marx stomping away at Crash’s body!!!… BUT IS TURNED AROUND BY JONES!!! OH!!! JONES SPITS THE RED MIST INTO MARX’S FACE!!! THAT SAME MIST HE USED TO BURN LIONCROSS WITH!!! RYAN MARX SHOUTS IN PAIN! AND TIBERIUS LETS LOOSE WITH THOSE BACK AND FORTH KICKS TO MARX’S HIPS, LEGS, THIGHS, AND FORELEGS! EVERY POSSIBLE AREA HE CAN STRIKE! STRIKING QUICK AND HARD! He corners Marx against the turnbuckle! AND JONES SHOUTS “KAMEEEEEEE, HAMEEEEEEEE, HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!…” DOUBLE PALM THRUST INTO MARX’S CHEST!!! MARX HAS THE WIND TAKEN RIGHT OUT OF HIM! AND THERE’S ELITE WITH AN ARM DRAG TO TIBERIUS AS SOON AS HE SPINS AROUND! Elite and Jones both rush back to their feet! AND JONES TAKES ELITE DOWN FOR A JAPANESE ARM DRAG! AND AGAIN! Both men are up to their feet nearly at the same time! BUT THIS TIME JONES CATCHES ELITE WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST! AND JONES SENDS HIM FLYING INTO MARX!!!!
Cherish: Elite lands spine first into Marx’s torso! AND TIBERIUS GOES RUNNING! SHORYUKEN!!!! RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO THE CORNERED ELITE!!! Elite on wobbly legs walks forward, AND NICO SPRINTS AT CHRIS!!!… CRUCIFIX DRIVER!!! MY GOD!!!! ELITE IS TAKEN DOWN WITH SUCH AN EPIC CRUCIFIX DRIVER! AND JONES SPRINTS INTO THE CORNER AGAIN FOR ANOTHER SHORYUKEN TO MARX THIS TIME AROUND!!!… NO!!! MARX SMASHES TIBERIUS IN THE FACE WITH ONE HELL OF AN ELBOW!!!… AND THERE’S A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! THAT’S THE “I THINK…” NICO DASHES AT MARX! BUT MARX DROPS NICO INSTANTLY WITH SUCH A RAPID ONE-HANDED CHOKESLAM! AS IF IT WERE NOTHING AT ALL! AND THEN A SUPERKICK TO THE DAZED TIBERIUS JONES!!! JONES DOES NOT GO DOWN THOUGH, BUT HE’S WOBBLING AROUND!!! TO COMPLETE THE “… THEREFOR I AM.” AND OH! MARX HAS HIM! MARX HAS TIBERIUS POSITIONED JUST SO PERFECTLY… HE GOT HIM! THE ANTITHESIS! VERTEBREAKER!!! IT CONNECTS SO VICIOUSLY TOO!!!… Marx clears house, OH! TERRY FROM BEHIND! TERRY LIFTS MARX ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!… THE T-5!!! THE T-5 ONTO RYAN MARX CONNECTS!!! WHERE ON EARTH DID HE COME FROM?!
(“Never Catch Me” by Travis Scott blasts throughout the entire arena and the fans become unglued for Tyler Parker, as he runs out wearing blue, yellow, and red themed attire, he immediately enters the WarGames structure as soon as he gets there.)
Pierre McGuire: I DON’T KNOW WHERE TERRY CAME FROM, BUT TYLER’S JUST COME FROM HIS WOODS AND LOOKS TO TAKE OUT THIS BEAST! OH! TERRY ALREADY AIMING FOR TYLER’S HEAD WITH VICIOUS STRIKES! BUT TYLER DEFENDS HIMSELF! KICK TO THE GUT! THE HALF-NELSON DDT DRIVES TERRY CHAMBERS HEAD FIRST INTO THE RING MAT!!! Tyler Parker is not messing around as he’s the freshest man in this match! BUT CRASH CLOBBERS TYLER FROM BEHIND WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO THE BACK OF HIS SKULL!!! Tyler goes stomach first into the ropes, but Crash pulls him back and spins around around! OPEN HAND CHOP TO THE JAW FROM TYLER TO CRASH! ANOTHER SICK CHOP TO THE JAW! Tyler isn’t messing around, BUT NEITHER IS CRASH! UPLIFT KNEE WHILE PULLING TYLER’S FACE DOWN ONTO IT! HE RAMS HIS KNEE INTO TYLER’S NOSE! Tyler teeters backwards, but Crash isn’t through! Crash LEAPS FOR THE ENZUIGIRI—TYLER PARKER DUCKS! Tyler saw that one coming from a mile away! And Crash quickly gets back to his feet, BUT IS ONLY MET BY THE FINAL CHAPTER! SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK! THE SHARP EDGE OF TYLER’S BOOT DIGS INTO CRASH’S JAW!!!… Crash is lowered to a knee! AND THERE’S RYDER! RYDER SOMEHOW BACK INTO THIS BOUT AFTER THAT NASTY GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO…
Cherish: RYDER PULLS CRASH INTO A WICKED NECKBREAKER!!! RYDER THEN PULLS CRASH UP, AND TYLER KICKS HIM IN THE STOMACH! AND PULLS HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS, HOISTING HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! POWERBOMBBBBB!!!!… RIGHT INTO A BACKSTABBER FROM RYDER!!! A LITTLE BIT OF REVENGE FROM EARLIER I SUPPOSE? Tyler Parker pops back up to his feet, BUT NICO BORG IS SETTING UP FROM BEHIND! RYDER SEE’S THIS! BUT OH! TERRY CHAMBERS WITH SUCH AN EMPATHETIC SPEAR TO RYDER!!!… AND NICO SPINS TYLER AROUND! BUT CHRIS ELITE!!! ELITE SPRINGS OFF THE ROPE AND LANDS A BEAUTIFUL SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK ONTO NICO BORG!!! SAVING TYLER FROM WHATEVER NICO WAS SETTING UP THERE! Terry picks Ryder up and TOSSES him into the other ring, going into it with him! While Tyler begins to lift Nico up, punching him dead in the head while Chris Elite lands some nasty kicks in! These two are double teaming Nico galore! AND TERRY!!! TERRY WHIPS RYDER INTO THE STEEL CAGE—RYDER PREVENTS IT! RYDER SPINS AROUND, TERRY CHARGES! RUNNING LEG LARIAT ONTO TERRY CONNECTS!!!… OH!!! BUT LOOK AT JONES!!! JONES IS BITING THE SHOULDER OF TYLER!!! THE KOMODO BITE! AND ELITE THROWS A RIGHT AT JONES! Jones ducks under the swing, ELITE FOLLOWS THROUGH WITH A SPIN KICK! But Jones catches the leg! DRAGON SCREW!!! JONES WITH THE DRAGON SCREW!!!…
(“The Eagle Has Landed” by Avatar hits as the crowd goes insane for Lannister, he charges out wearing black and white attire, and charges into the ring.)
Pierre McGuire: OH BOY!!! IT’S THE MYTH, THE MONSTER… THE LEGEND! LANNISTER, LANNISTER, LANNISTER! And Tyler Parker is the first to set his sights on Lannister and he darts off the ropes in a sprint after him—FEUER FREI!!! THE RUNNING FEUER FREI VERY EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS ON TYLER PARKER! AND TYLER LOOKS LIKE HE JUST GOT RAN OVER BY A FREIGHT TRAIN!!! AND RYDER FROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING ENTERS THE ONE HE’S IN AND CHARGES AT LARIAT! BUT TIBERIUS JONES CUTS HIM OFF WITH A LARIAT—NO RYDER DUCKS AND CONTINUES TO CHARGE! RYDER WANTS LANNISTER, BUT HE’LL GET A FEUER FREI IN RETURN!!! ANOTHER FEUER FREI CONNECTS THIS TIME ON THEIR TEAM LEADER, RYDER!!! LANNISTER IS GOING OFF! AND OH! HERE’S RYAN MARX! RYAN MARX!!!! HE SPINS LANNISTER AROUND! BUT LANNISTER POPS RYAN MARX UP SO HIGH THE TOP OF HIS HEAD SMASHES ONTO THE STEEL ROOF AND HE COMES FALLING BACK DOWN INTO A THIRD FEUER FREI!!! ANOTHER VERY EUROPEAN UPPERCUT LANDS… What?! Tiberius Jones lifts up Chris Elite and points at him while looking to Lannister… Lannister nods and motions him to bring it! JONES THROWS ELITE INTO THE LINE OF FIRE!!!!…
Cherish: ELITE ATTEMPTS TO STOP HIMSELF! BUT IT’S FAR TOO LATE! LANNISTER WITH ANOTHER SAVAGE FEUER FREI VERY EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!!! THIS MAN HAS TAKEN OUT EVERY TEAM MEMBER IN TEAM RYDER IN THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW!!! Tiberius Jones looks around at the carnage left behind and seems rather impressed… Jones follows after Tyler who’s crawling to the corner! SPRINTING PUNT KICK TO TYLER’S STOMACH!!! While Lannister fixates himself on the team leader, Ryder! Lannister lifts Ryder back to his feet, but Ryder swings and misses! Lannister ducks and DRIVES HIS HEAD INTO RYDER’S HEAD! AND ANOTHER HEADBUTT! MORE HEADBUTTS! SO MANY HEADBUTTS FROM LANNISTER! BUT RYDER IS FIRING BACK! RYDER IS FIRING BACK WITH HIS OWN HEADBUTTS! RYDER IS ATTEMPTING TO MATCH LANNISTER’S POWER RIGHT ABOUT NOW! RYDER’S HEADBUTT! LANNISTER’S HEADBUTT! WILL THIS EVER END???… IT MOST CERTAINLY WILL! AS TIBERIUS JONES WHIPS TYLER FORCEFULLY INTO HIS OWN TEAMMATE RYDER!!!!… But Tyler manages to stop himself before causing any real damage, LANNISTER PULLS TYLER IN—SPINNING ELBOW TO THE HEAD OF LANNISTER FROM TYLER!!! OUCH! THAT SHARP ELBOW CATCHES LANNISTER IN THE HEAD! AND TYLER WITH A ROLLING ELBOW THIS TIME! HE’S GOING OFF WITH MASSIVE ELBOW STRIKES, WHILE JONES CHARGES AFTER TYLER… BUT JONES’ HEAD IS NEARLY TAKEN OFF BY RYAN MARX’S BIG BOOT!!! A SAVAGE BIG BOOT TO TIBERIUS JONES, LETTING THE ATTACK ON LANNISTER CONTINUE!
(“Higher Ground” by Red Hot Chili Peppers (Cover) plays as the crowd roars with cheers, Team Ryder’s final member in Lioncross sprints down to the WarGames structure and does not hesitate to enter it.)
Pierre McGuire: HERE COMES LIONCROSS! THIS IS NOW THE STAGE WHERE YOU CAN WIN THE MATCH VIA SUBMISSION OR MAKING YOUR OPPONENT QUIT! AND NICO IS THERE TO GREET HIM! NICO WITH A CLOTHESLINE—RUNNING KNEE INTO NICO’S ABDOMEN!!! NICO FLIPS OVER LIONCROSS’ SHARP KNEE! But Nico doesn’t stay down for long! He pushes himself back up, charging after Lioncross once more! SPINNING BACK FIST FROM LIONCROSS!!!… NICO DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT! AND NICO TURNS LIONCROSS AROUND! KICK TO THE STOMACH!!!… AND NICO PULLS LIONCROSS LIFTING HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!! BUT LIONCROSS THROWING EVERYTHING HE CAN DOWN TO NICO BORG! BUT NICO BORG IS RESISTING EVERYTHING MR. CASH IN THE VAULT HAS TO THROW!!! THE LAST RITES!!! THE LAST RITES CONNECTS!!! WAIT, NO! ON LIONCROSS’ WAY DOWN HE SPINS AND TWISTS NICO WITH A BEAUTIFUL HURRICANRANNA RIGHT INTO TYLER PARKER! AND TYLER SHIFTS AROUND HIM! THE 1971!!! 1971 STRAIGHT JACKET TRIANGLE CHOKE IS LOCKED IN!!! AND TYLER IS THE FIRST PERSON TO ATTEMPT TO WIN THIS MATCH FOR HIS TEAM! TYLER ISN’T LETTING GO! HE PULLS NICO DOWN TO THE CANVAS LATCHING ONTO HIM TIGHTLY!!!… NICO HAS NOWHERE TO GO! HE MAY HAVE TO TAP RIGHT NOW…
Cherish: NO HE’S NOT! CRASH WITH A RUNNING KNEE DROP ONTO TYLER’S HEAD!!! AND THERE’S TIBERIUS JONES WITH A LOW DROPKICK TO TYLER’S HEAD!!! Tyler releases the hold letting Nico roll to the side, and catch himself a breather… while Ryder and Lannister are going back at it again alone in the second ring! AND RYDER!!! RYDER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE—LANNISTER DOESN’T MOVE! LANNISTER RAMS HIS HEAD INTO RYDER’S ONCE AGAIN! BUT RYDER TOSSES HIM AWAY! LANNISTER WITH A DISCUS ELBOW—NO!!! RYDER DUCKS UNDERNEATH!!! AND OH THERE’S MARX! MARX CATCHES LANNISTER BY THE THROAT!!!… ONE-HANDED CHOKESLAM CONNECTS ONTO LANNISTER! THE ALMIGHTY LANNISTER IS TAKEN DOWN!!! AND OH! ON THE OTHER SIDE! TYLER IS NOW FENDING OFF CRASH AND TIBERIUS JONES!! He’s in a two-on-one fist fight with them, but I think the odds are becoming way too much for him—CHRIS ELITE WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE SIDE OF TIBERIUS’ HEAD!!!… And this opens up room for Tyler!!!… TYLER WITH SUCH A BONE CHILLING CLOSED FIST PUNCH TO CRASH’S STOMACH!!!… TYLER PULLS CRASH IN AND HOISTS HIM UP!!! HE WANTS A POWERBOMB!!! BUT TYLER… TYLER IS DIRECTING HIMSELF TOWARD THE DOOR OF THE CAGE?! WHAT’S HE THINKING OF HERE?!
Pierre McGuire: POWERBOMB INTO THE DOOR OF THE WARGAMES CAGE!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! CRASH GOES FLYING INTO THE DOOR AND RIGHT OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! THE FORCE OF THAT DEADLY POWERBOMB SENDS CRASH FLYING OUTSIDE THE STRUCTURE!!!!! GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY… BUT OH!! FROM BEHIND TERRY TOSSES TYLER PARKER RIGHT OUT OF THE DOOR ALONGSIDE WITH CRASH!!! AND TYLER TAKES A NASTY FALL INTO THE BARRICADE!!! I don’t think anyone saw Terry coming there! AND IN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! BOTH MARX AND RYDER ARE CORNERING THE BEAST IN LANNISTER… MARX WHIPS LANNISTER INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! AND Ryder goes charging after! THE BROSKI BOOT ONTO LANNISTER!!!!… Lannister groggily stumbles out of the corner, while Ryder spins around—MARX CHARGES!!!.. BUT COMPLETELY MISSES HIS TARGET?! RUNNING BIG BOOT ONTO RYDER?!?! WHAT IS MARX DOING?!?!?! Chris Elite stares on in shock in the other ring, he goes to enter that ring… BUT IS PULLED BACK BY TIBERIUS JONES!!! TIBERIUS JONES WITH A DRAGON SUPLEX ONTO CHRIS ELITE!!! THIS IS WAR RIGHT NOW!!!… Marx lifts Ryder back to his feet and he’s shouting down at him!
Ryan Marx: (shouting) I’M NO MAN’S SECOND CHOICE!
Cherish: AND OH!!! MARX LIFTS RYDER UP!!! COME ON MARX! WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN?! NEW HEIGHTS!!!! THE NEW HEIGHTS VERTICAL SUPLEX DDT!!!! HE LAYS HIS TEAM LEADER OUT!!!
(Ryan Marx looks down at Ryder when standing up with a disgusted look on his face, then walks past Team Crash in the other ring to exit outside the open WarGames structure door…)
Pierre McGuire: I can’t believe what I just witnessed… but I’m afraid some people won’t take a backseat to anyone! Even if you force yourself in the front seat! AND LOOK! LANNISTER IS REFOCUSING HIS ATTENTION ONTO RYDER!!! HE’S GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENT, BY SETTING UP WHAT SEEMS TO BE—PELE KICK!!! LIONCROSS WITH A VERY AWKWARD PELE KICK!! TAKING QUITE THE HARD LANDING AS HE NAILS LANNISTER IN THE HEAD WITH HIS BOOT!!!.. Lioncross comes to the rescue of his teammate! AND OH!!! ON THE OUTSIDE! Crash is climbing up the cage to escape Tyler!!!… But Tyler is climbing right up the structure behind him! These two are taking the fight right above WarGames!!!… CRASH CRAWLS ONTO THE CEILING! AS DOES TYLER! AND BOTH MEN NOW ON THEIR KNEES EXCHANGING BLOWS! BUT DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE EDGE!!! ONE WRONG MOVE AND THEY BOTH COULD GET SENT FLYING OFF THE WARGAMES STRUCTURE!!!… Terry looks to exit the ring to assist his OMERTA brother in Crash! BUT THERE’S A RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF TERRY’S HEAD!!!! TERRY GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE WALL!!! ELITE KIPS UP, BUT DROPS BACK DOWN FOR A JUMPING ELBOW DROP TO THE CHEST!!!… Chris Elite pushes him back to a knee, looking around to the cheering fans all around him! Elite points to the top rope, OH! I think He wants THE BOMBS OVER BROOKLYN FROGSPLASH—
Cherish: NOT TODAY!!! TIBERIUS JONES CONNECTS WITH THE STRIKE OF MIDNIGHT!!!!… CHRIS ELITE GETS WASTED WITH THAT FORWARD SOMERSAULT CUTTER FROM TIBERIUS JONES OUT OF COMPLETELY NOWHERE!!! AND NICO!!! NICO DRAGS ELITE BACK TO HIS FEET RIGHT AFTER! GIVING HIM LITTLE TO NO BREATHING ROOM… NICO!!! THE LAST RITES!!! NICO GOT HIM! HE CONNECTS WITH THE LAST RITES ONTO CHRIS ELITE! I THINK CHRIS ELITE IS DONE! CHRIS IS ELITE IS FOR SURE DONE WITH! But Lannister is in a horrible position right now! LANNISTER IS LIFTED UP BY LIONCROSS! RYDER GOES TO LOCK IN THE KISMET’S THREAT!!!!… BUT BOTH JONES AND NICO RUSH INTO THEIR RING! AND LIONCROSS GETS TAKEN OUT BY A RUNNING ENZUIGIRI FROM TIBERIUS JONES! OLD FOES MEET ONCE MORE IN THE RING! AND RYDER TOSSES LANNISTER OUT OF THE WAY, RUNNING LEG LARIAT ON NICO BORG!!! BEFORE NICO COULD EVEN ATTEMPT THE SLIGHTEST OF MOVES! RYDER PREVENTED THAT FROM HAPPENING, BUT NOW HE’S LEFT WITH JONES! AND JONES UNLOADS WITH THOSE SICKENING KICKS! BACK AND FORTH ACROSS RYDER’S BODY!!!… AND ON TOP OF THE STRUCTURE! CRASH AND TYLER ARE DUKING IT OUT! THEY’RE THROWING SO MANY FISTS INTO EACH OTHER’S SKULL! SOMEONE IS BOUND TO GET KNOCKED OUT!!! THIS IS MADDENING! AND OH!!! CRASH!!!!… CRASH CATCHES TYLER OFF GUARD!!! THE CRASH COURSE!!! THE SWINGING UNPRETTIER CONNECTS ON THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!…
Pierre McGuire: AND HERE COMES TERRY!!! TERRY IS IN THERE RING NOW!!! AND HE CHARGES AT LIONCROSS!!!!… LIONCROSS SIDESTEPS IT!!!! AND THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL CAGE! TERRY BOUNCES OFF IT AND OH! SPINNING BACKFIST TO THE SKULL OF TERRY! AND RYDER! RYDER CATCHES ONE OF THE LEGS TIBERIUS THROWS AT HIM! AND PULLS JONES IN!!!… LONG ISLAND LIFETIME! SWINGING REVERSE STO!!!!… JONES GOT PLANTED! AND RYDER IS BACK UP—NICO! NICO FROM THE SECOND ROPE! LEAPING FROG SPLASH!!! THE LEAP OF FAITH ONTO THE STANDING MATT RYDER!!!!… And Nico gets back to a knee, BUT IS IMMEDIATELY PULLED IN BY LIONCROSS! LIONCROSS LIFTS HIM UP!!! OH!!! SPIKE PILEDRIVER!!!! THE SPIKE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS!!! DRIVING NICO HEAD FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!!! Lioncross slowly makes his way back to his feet—RED WEDDING!!! THE RED WEDDING!!! DISCUS CLOTHESLINE LARIAT!!! HOLY FU.. I MEAN HOLY MOLY! LANNISTER TURNS LIONCROSS INSIDE OUTSIDE!!!! AND ON THE TOP OF THE CAGE! CRASH IS PULLING TYLER UP! I THINK CRASH IS SETTING UP THE CODE OF SILENCE… TYLER SPINS OUT OF IT! STIFF KICK TO CRASH!!! AND TYLER POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE ACROSS THE PARK!!! THE ACROSS THE PARK CONNECTS ON THE TOP OF THE STEEL STRUCTURE OH MY GOD!!! AND TYLER!! TYLER DOESN’T WASTE ANYTIME!!! TYLER HAS THE TWISTED 1971 LOCKED IN!!! HE’S TRAPPED CRASH’S LEG AND HAS THE STRAIGHT JACKET TRIANGLE CHOKE LOCKED IN!!!… BUT IN THE RING!!! LANNISTER LITERALLY DRAGS LIONCROSS TO HIS FEET!!! AND OH!!! BLOOD MONEY!!! THE BLOOD MONEY!!! THE FULL NELSON LOCK IS LOCKED IN!!! CRASH AND LIONCROSS ARE IN SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE! BARELY ANYONE IS MOVING IN THE RING! THEY’RE ALL EXHAUSTED… BUT RYDER IS SLOWLY PULLING HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET! CRASH IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! HE HAS NOBODY UP THERE TO SAVE HIM! AND LANNISTER PULLS LIONCROSS DOWN!!! GRAPEVINE FULL NELSON LOCK IS NOW APPLIED!!! NEITHER LIONCROSS NOR CRASH WANTS TO TAP!!!!… RYDER IS CRAWLING TOWARD LANNISTER AND LIONCROSS!!!!… I’VE NEVER SEEN TYLER APPLY THIS MOVE WITH SUCH DESPERATION TO WIN!!!… WHO’S GOING TO GIVE?!?!… RYDER LEAPS AT LIONCROSS!!!… BUT!!!!…
Cherish: CRASH TAPS OUT!!! HE TAPS OUT!!!
Pierre McGuire: BUT IN THE RING!!! LIONCROSS WAS ALREADY TAPPING OUT FIRST! LIONCROSS TAPPED OUT FIRST!!!! TEAM CRASH WINS!!!! THEY WIN BY NEARLY A SPLIT SECOND!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“The Eagle Has Landed” by Avatar blares throughout the entire arena, while Lannister releases the Blood Money, standing back to his feet while he stands tall over Ryder and Lioncross.)
Ring Announcer: The winners of the WarGames… ZACK CRASH, TIBERIUS JONES, NICO BORG, TERRY CHAMBERS, AND LANNISTER!!!!… TEAAAAAAAAM CRASHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Cherish: TEAM CRASH WINS IT! LANNISTER JUST WON IT FOR TEAM CRASH!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I THOUGHT CRASH TAPPED OUT FIRST!
(Tyler Parker looks enraged on the top of the cage, while Lannister celebrate alone in his own ring, he looks down shouting at Lannister…)
Pierre McGuire: Oh no… I don’t think Tyler particularly agrees with the decision! He’s enraged! AND LANNISTER IS MOTIONING FOR HIM TO BRING IT! OH NO! TYLER IS MAKING HIS WAY DOWN THE STRUCTURE! HE’S COMING IN A HURRY WHILE LANNISTER ENTERS THE FIRST RING!!!…
(Tyler Parker drops off the structure, rushing into the ring while “The Eagle Has Landed” dies down…)
Cherish: AND HERE WE GO!!! TYLER PARKER AND LANNISTER ARE DRIVING FIST AFTER FIST INTO EACH OTHER! TYLER PARKER STARTING TO OVERWHELM LANNISTER! HE’S PISSED! HE’S IRATE! TYLER PARKER SHOVES LANNISTER AWAY INTO THE ROPES! AND LANNISTER COMES REBOUNDING BACK! RUNNING FEUER FREI!!! THE RUNNING FEUER FREI CONNECTS ON TYLER PARKER!!!! TYLER IS OUT COLD! LANNISTER JUST SENT A MESSAGE!
(Lannister roars, raising his fists into the air, while Crash looks down at Lannister with a devilish smile.)
Pierre McGuire: Zack Crash starts to descend from the structure, while most of the members of the team have exited the ring now! I don’t think anyone wants to mess with this steaming rage induced monster!
(Crash enters the structure, standing next to Crash… Crash lifts Lannister’s hand up in the air.)
Cherish: Uh oh…
(Lannister turns his head toward Crash, with a fierce stare.)
Pierre McGuire: LANNISTER POPS ZACK CRASH UP!!! MY GOD!!! FEUER FREI ONTO HIS TEAM LEADER!!! LANNISTER WITH A POP-UP VERY EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO ZACK CRASH!!! LANNISTER IS GOING OFF RIGHT NOW!!! AND THERE’S TERRY CHAMBERS!!! TERRY CHAMBERS DARTS AFTER LANNISTER!!! BUT LANNISTER RUNS RIGHT INTO HIM!!! RUNNING FEUER FREI!!!! THE RUNNING FEUER FREI SENDS TERRY CHAMBERS FLYING BACKWARDS!!! AND HE’S NOT THROUGH!!! HE LIFTS TERRY UP ONCE AGAIN!!!!… POPS HIM UP SO HARD THE BACK OF HIS HEAD HITS THE TOP OF THE STRUCTURE AND TERRY FALLS RIGHT INTO ANOTHER FEUER FREI!!! AND LANNISTER ONCE AGAIN PULLS TERRY BACK TO HIS FEET! LANNISTER IS ENRAGED! THE BROKEN CROWN RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STRUCTURE!!! BORDER TOSS!!!! HE’S DESTROYING TERRY CHAMBERS RIGHT NOW! CRASH IS LOOKING ON, BARELY MOVING!!!… AND LANNISTER IS NOT THROUGH!!! LANNISTER DRAGS TERRY UP AGAIN!!!… THE IMPERIUM!!! GANSOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOMB!!!!… I THINK HE COULD HAVE BROKEN TERRY CHAMBERS’ NECK!!! OH MY GOD!!!
(Lannister looks down at the carnage he’s left behind, before kneeling next to Crash…)
Lannister: (shouting down at Zack Crash) THIS ISN’T FOR YOU! THIS ISN’T FOR TEAM CRASH! THIS IS FOR LANNISTER… LANNISTER… LANNISTER!
(“The Eagle Has Landed” picks back up, while the crowd explodes with cheers, but little boo’s, while Lannister puts a boot over Crash’s head, he looks around with a grin on his face, the medical personnel quickly rush into the ring to check on Crash, Tyler, but most importantly Terry Chambers… )
Cherish: WELL THAT’S THAT! LANNISTER WAS HERE FOR HIMSELF! NOBODY ELSE! WHAT A WAY TO ICE THIS BEAUTIFULLY MADE CAKE! THIS MATCH WAS INSANE!
Pierre McGuire: THIS ISN’T CRASH’S NIGHT! THIS IS LANNISTER’S NIGHT!
(Lannister exits the ring, not looking back at the wreckage behind… as Crash, Chambers, and Parker are left lifeless inside the ring, the camera fades elsewhere.)
(The camera fades backstage to a smiling Max A. Million in front of a large Territorial Invasion banner)
Max: It’s been an incredible night so far here at Territorial Invasion, from the Divide & Conquer Match to WarGames, but we also witnessed not one, but TWO World Champions successfully retain their Titles. That brings me to the man I’m standing here with, the Answers World Champion himself, Ares Vendetta…
(The camera pans to an annoyed Ares Vendetta with his hair dyed a dark red, wearing red and black attire, and the Answers World Championship upon his left shoulder)
Max: Thank you for joining me here tonight, Ares, and I see you’re sporting something of a new look, perhaps as a special occasion for your contest tonight with Brian Daniels. We saw Aren Mstislav retain the EAW Championship, and we saw Lucian Black retain his World Heavyweight Championship. You’ve held the Answers World Championship longer than either of them, and you’ve been through, well, battles to say the least to retain it. Do you think you’ll be able to keep up with the other World Champions and walk out with the Title still around your waist?
(Ares scowls at Max)
Ares: What would possess you to ask me a question like that? Do I believe I’ll retain this Championship? It boggles my mind just how ignorant you people are to even entertain the thought of asking me something like that, and yet, it’s a common occurrence. I’ve lost track how many people question whether I’ll be able to retain this Championship, regardless of what I’ve done. Regardless of the fact that I’ve been the most dominant man in this company since I first ripped off my Crimson Mask and beat the Hell out of DEDEDE right here at this very same event two years ago. Regardless of the people I’ve beaten within an inch of their lives and left humiliated, be it in a ring or in a New York alley. Regardless of going an hour and a half to even WIN this Championship. Regardless of the names that have fallen flat on their faces before me, from DEDEDE to Phoenix Winterborn to Devan Dubian to Tyler Parker to Y2Impact to Lannister. All of them – every single one brought questions pondering if I believed I could win. Yet, I did, just as I always have. Yet, they keep asking that same annoying little question. What’s it going to take to get it through your skull? Should I open it up? Should I just show those who ask such an idiot question why I’m so confident?
(Ares rips the microphone away from Max’s hand, looking him dead in the eyes)
Ares: And you think I would doubt whether or not I can beat Brian Daniels too? He’s not even equal to those that I’ve already retained this Championship against, and yet you still spit in my face and wonder if this will be the night that I fall. This isn’t a story – there isn’t a hero to kill the big, bad villain. In reality, only the people willing to do whatever it takes win in the end. You think Brian Daniels is willing to do whatever it takes? He’s just another mongrel that made up imaginary rules that gives him some sense of “nobility” or “honor” when he follows them. He can follow them straight to the grave for all I care, but he will see where they lead him tonight. I’m going to shake his faith. I’m going to break his will, and I’m going to leave him to walk the rest of his miserable existence knowing that he should have never uttered my father’s name.
(Max tries to back away, but he’s pulled back by Ares, who clutches Max’s coat)
Ares: And then there’s the million dollar question: Why would I want this match with Brian Daniels if he himself didn’t ask for it?
Ares: It answers itself, doesn’t it? I want it, because he doesn’t want it. And every time he refused, every time he shook his head at me, and every time he made it clear he didn’t want to contend with me for this Championship… I wanted it that much more. We all want something we don’t have, right? Only, the difference between me and everyone else is that I TAKE what I want. Every moment he and I shared with one another was another step closer, and closer… Until I got what I wanted. I have my match. I have him to challenge me. I suppose there is another part to it. Because when I leave him broken in the middle of that ring tonight, and I leave him wondering what went wrong, he’s going to feel something deep within him… You know what that is?
(Max fearfully shakes his head)
Ares: Desire. The desire to face me. The desire to beat me. The desire to be Answers World Champion. I’m going to instill it in him. I’m gonna embed it into his head and make certain he never forgets it. I’m going to give him something to chase… Something he’ll never catch. I’m going to leave him physically unable to get what he wants ever again, and I take great satisfaction in that. I take a great amount of joy in knowing that he wants what he refused, and the cruel reality of knowing he’ll never get it. That’s why I’m here. That’s why I’ll win. I always get what I want, mongrel. Tonight, vengeance isn’t a priority, just a perk.
(Ares lets go of Max, who runs off as he takes his leave, leaving the interview set abandoned as the camera transitions back the ring)
(A recap is shown of the rivalry between Scott Oasis and Mr. DEDEDE… Scott Oasis would fire the first shot, attacking Mr. DEDEDE after a tag team main event match! Once Oasis dominated Jacob Senn, DEDEDE would strike back with a Spear and get some bit of vengeance on him! This would merit an impromptu match between the two, when in dominating fashion, Scott Oasis conquers Mr. DEDEDE with ease! Oasis would compete with an opportunity at competing for the World Heavyweight Championship hanging in the balance, but DEDEDE interferes in the match to cost him the opportunity. The match would be announced and during a Lumberjack Match against JJ Silva, DEDEDE would meet Oasis’ wrath and be dropped from the ladder with a powerbomb straight into the announce table on the outside!)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
(“Bad Guy” by Eminem echoes throughout the arena when Scott Oasis walks out to the stage in his jacket, sporting a blue variation to his ring attire, and bounces up and down on the stage before taunting with the pyro blasting up in the air right when he does while walking down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from Baltimore, Maryland… weighing in at 260 pounds… “The Iceman” SCCOOOTTTTTTTTT OAASSSIIIISSSSS!!!
Stew-O: Scott Oasis has arrived to The BC Place and he’s seeing red because he wants to end the career of Mr. DEDEDE here tonight! He knows that tonight’s match is not about championships, but it’s about maiming an opponent and beating them for all to see! He believes that he will taking pride in the destruction of a Hall of Famer here in Canada at the end of the night and we will see if that is so!
(“Feedback” by Kanye West blasts from the speakers with Mr. DEDEDE stepping out to the stage in his black trenchcoat like he usually does, carrying the EAW Hall of Fame Championship around his waist, before removing it and holding it up in the air while the pyrotechnics explode throughout the stage before he drapes the championship on his shoulder and make his way to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent, he is from Denver, Colorado… he weighs in at 224 pounds… he is the EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION… “The Gawd” MIISSSTTTEEEERRRRR DEEDDDEEEDDDDEEEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: Ever since the humiliation that Mr. DEDEDE suffered at the hands of Scott Oasis a few weeks ago, he’s wanted to get back at him for that night! He cost Oasis the chance to be included in the World Heavyweight Championship match tonight to get his attention, but he got the match and now he needs to perform and pray that it doesn’t end up like their last encounter! Imagine Mr. DEDEDE getting thrown around the ring like a toy for a second consecutive time?
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: The bell has been called to start this fight RIGHT AS SCOTT OASIS RUSHES IN LIKE AN ANIMAL STRAIGHT FOR MR. DEDEDE! HE LIFTS DEDEDE OFF OF HIS FEET AND CHARGES STRAIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, SLAMMING HIM RIGHT ON HIS SPINE! SCOTT HAS TAKEN THE CHARGE IN THIS MATCH AS HE BURIES HIS SHOULDER INTO DEDEDE’S STOMACH WITH THE SHOULDER THRUSTS! OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, HE DRIVES INTO HIS STOMACH AND TEARS INTO MR. DEDEDE! Oasis taking this match to the pace he wants in the early going, and now he swings rights and lefts to a cornered DDD where DDD is forced to keep his arms up to block his face, and dance around some of these blows being dealt out by the Ice Man! Oasis grabs DDD by the arm LAUNCHING HIM CLEAN ACROSS THE RING FOR INTO THE ROPES! DDD RUSHES INTO THE ROPES AND REBOUNDS BACK INTO SCOTT’S CLUTCHES! POP-UP POWERBOMB! DDD TEEING OFF PUNCHES WHILE UP ON OASIS’ SHOULDERS! BUT OASIS DRIVES HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE DELAYED POP-UP POWERBOMB! HERE COMES THE BEGINNING OF THE END RIGHT HERE WITH THE FIRST POWERBOMB MADE!
Jake Mercer: This is how Scott Oasis takes on his opponents and wins matches, Stew! He just decimates them with these hard-hitting powerbombs and leaves his opponents without any means to combat their way back into the match! Scott bends down to Mr. DEDEDE and hooks his legs LIFTING HIM BACK UP IN THE AIR FOR WHAT LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER POWERBOMB! SECOND POWERBOMB STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! OASIS STILL HAS HIM BY THE LEGS! OASIS PULLS DEDEDE UP ON HIS SHOULDERS ONCE MORE! THIRD POWERBOMB! THE IMPACT FROM THAT POWERBOMB JUST RATTLED THE RING! OASIS DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS DEDEDE’S LEG IN FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Stew-O: MR. DEDEDE KICKS OUT RIGHT AT THE ONE-COUNT! DEDEDE HAS A DETERMINATION AND DRIVE IN THIS MATCH TO BE ABLE TO GET THE BETTER OF SCOTT OASIS TONIGHT AND THAT RIGHT THERE IS ALREADY SHOWING AN IMPROVEMENT IN HIS FIGHT AGAINST SCOTT! Scott stands on his feet, not giving any worry to the kickout and laughing about it, knowing that kick out was just out of desperation, and you can see DDD writing on the mat which tells the true story about the damage that series of powerbombs has done. Oasis now stating that he’s going to break Mr. DEDEDE in half before returning back to the legs PULLING DEDEDE BACK UP ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR ANOTHER POWERBOMB! WAIT! DEDEDE STARTS THROWING THE PUNCHES AGAIN! HE’S NOT GOING DOWN RIGHT HERE! DEDEDE continues to fight The Iceman for control BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN ON HIS HEAD WITH A DDT! YOU SEE THAT? DEDEDE LANDED A MOVE ON SCOTT OASIS AND HE’S BROUGHT HIM DOWN TO THE FLOOR! HE’S BRINGING IT TONIGHT AND HE MIGHT HAVE OASIS’ NUMBER HERE!
Jake Mercer: He just might, Stew! Mr. DEDEDE is keeping his attention on Scott Oasis, who tries to get himself up to his feet, BUT DEDEDE COMES IN HOT WITH A DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF THE LEG THAT BRINGS OASIS BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! OASIS RUSHES UP — NOW DDD WITH A RUNNING ENZIGURI TO THE KIDNEYS! HE WANTS TO KEEP OASIS OFF OF HIS FEET FOR AS LONG AS HE CAN BEFORE HE’S ABLE TO MOUNT A SECOND OFFENSIVE IN! DEDEDE FOCUSES ON THE KNEE WITH HEAVY STOMPS BEING PLACED INTO IT WHILE OASIS CRAWLS HIS WAY OVER TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER! DEDEDE decides to bring him up to his feet SHOVING HIM INTO THE CORNER BEFORE STRIKING WITH A JAB TO THE JAW! DEDEDE starts to grab the leg and pull it onto the rope BUT OASIS GRABS DEDEDE BY THE THROAT WITH BOTH HANDS!
Stew-O: SCOTT OASIS THROWS MR. DEDEDE LIKE HE WEIGHS NOTHING ACROSS THE RING TO THE CENTER AS HE MOVES HIS LEG OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! DEDEDE rolls back up to his feet BUT OASIS RUSHES IN WITH THE DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! OASIS MOUNTS DEDEDE NOW AND BEGINS TO LAND STIFF ELBOW SHOTS AND HARD PUNCHES INTO HIM! DDD’S TRYING TO COUNTER WITH A TRIANGLE CHOKE HOLD, USING THOSE LONG LEGS OF HIS TO CREATE SOME SPACE BETWEEN HIMSELF AND HIS OPPONENT AND POSSIBLE GETTING THE ICEMAN INTO A SUBMISSION! BUT OASIS JUST REVERTS TO BODY SHOTS INSTEAD! HE’S JUST LETTING ALL THE AGGRESSION OUT INTO HIM WITH THESE BLOWS, CHIPPING AWAY AT THE GAWD HIMSELF, AS HE LOOKS TO MAKE DEDEDE NOT EVEN ABLE TO FIGHT BACK IN THIS MATCH! DEDEDE tries to roll out and away from Scott BUT OASIS LOCKS HIM IN A REAR-NAKED CHOKE AND ENSNARES HIM! THIS COULD BE WHAT TAKES DEDEDE OUT OF THE MATCH!
Jake Mercer: MR. DEDEDE QUICKLY STARTS TO INCH HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPE WITH THAT VETERAN EXPERIENCE COMING IN HANDY WHILE SCOTT OASIS JUST TRIES TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HIM! DEDEDE IS ABLE TO MAKE IT TO THE ROPES AND THE REFEREE STARTS TO TELL OASIS THAT HE NEEDS TO RELEASE THE HOLD! Scott keeps it applied to get the most out of it before he’s forced to release it! Scott pulls DEDEDE back up to his feet GRABBING HIM BY THE WAIST AS HE THROWS HIM BACK WITH THE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! DEDEDE FLIES BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING… BUT OASIS POUNCES LIKE A LION BACK ONTO DEDEDE AND LOCKS HIM RIGHT BACK INTO THE REAR-NAKED CHOKE!
Stew-O: MR. DEDEDE STARTS TO TRY AND CRAWL HIS WAY OVER TO THE BOTTOM ROPE! SCOTT OASIS WAS ABLE TO LOCK THIS HOLD IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, SO IT WILL BE A CHALLENGE JUST TO EVEN REACH THAT ROPE FROM HERE! DEDEDE INCHES HIS WAY… USING HIS HANDS TO SHIFT HIS BODY WEIGHT EVER SO CLOSER TO THE BOTTOM ROPE… OASIS ADDING MORE AND MORE PRESSURE TO THE HOLD WITH EACH MOVEMENT… BUT DEDEDE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE! DEDEDE FINDS SALVATION IN THE BOTTOM ROPE AS SCOTT IS FORCED TO RELEASE THE HOLD ONCE AGAIN! Scott releases the hold, but grabs DEDEDE by the hair to pull him up ONLY TO BE MET WITH AN ELBOW SHOT TO THE RIBS BY DEDEDE! DEDEDE STRIKES WITH ANOTHER SHOT TO THE HEAD BEFORE HOOKING HIM IN BY THE NECK! DEDEDE DDT! NO! OASIS SHOVES DEDEDE INTO THE ROPES TO ESCAPE THE HOLD WITH DEDEDE REBOUNDING BACK TO HIM! BATTLE CRY! SPINNING SIDE SLAM! NO DDD LANDS ON HIS FEET, ROLLING BACKFIST TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY THE GAWD! THAT LOUD, SICKENING SHOT CAN BE HEARD ALL OVER THE ARENA, BUT OASIS IS HARDLY RATTLED — ROUNDHOUSE!!! DDD FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD, AND HIS FOOT STILL HANGING ON OASIS’ SHOULDER… BUT RIGHT AFTER THE ROUNDHOUSE, OASIS HITS AN OVERHEAD RELEASE SUPLEX, HOSTING DDD UP FROM HIS ONE FOOT AND SENT FLYING AND CRASHING STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! SCOTT DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS DEDEDE BY THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE KICKS OUT ONCE AGAIN! Even despite the minimal, high impact offense from DDD, this match has been all Scott Oasis! Every single time that DEDEDE tries to mount something against him, Scott turns it around and stops the momentum dead in its tracks! Scott stands back to his feet and waits for DEDEDE to get to his own, with DEDEDE using the ropes to be able to will himself to stand! Scott rushes towards him for the lariat to the outside ONLY TO BE THROWN THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE BY DEDEDE TO THE OUTSIDE ON THE FLOOR! DEDEDE COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR AS IT LOOKS LIKE HE DESPERATELY NEEDED THAT SEPARATION RIGHT THERE TO TRY AND RECOVER FROM THE ASSAULT HE WAS GIVEN! However, it’s not much time because Scott rises up to his feet and starts his way back to the ring with DEDEDE coming back to his feet too WITH OASIS RUSHING IN FOR A SPEAR ON THE MASTER OF THE SPEAR!
Stew-O: JUMPING BICYCLE KNEE! DDD CUTS HIM OFF WITH THE BICYCLE KNEE, STUMBLES OVER TO THE ROPES WHILE OASIS IS STAGGERED… RUNNING BIG BOOT! MR. DEDEDE DROPS SCOTT OASIS WITH THE FEROCIOUS BOOT TO THE FACE AS YOU CAN SEE THAT A FIRE HAS BEEN LIT UNDER THE GAWD HIMSELF! Scott Oasis starts to roll his way back to his feet BUT DEDEDE CATCHES HIM BY THE NECK AS HE SPINS HIM AROUND FOR THE ARM TRAP SIT-OUT NECKBREAKER! THAT’S NOT ALL BECAUSE DEDEDE RUSHES THE ROPES WHILE SCOTT OASIS IS DROPPED TO A SEATED POSITION, AND DDD CLOCKS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE SLIDING D, OR IN THIS CASE, “SLIDING DDD” CONNECTS! NOW HE RUSHES BACK AT SCOTT TO LOCK HIM IN A SIDE-HEADLOCK TO WEAR HIM DOWN! DEDEDE HAS FINALLY STARTED TO GAIN A BIT OF OFFENSE ON THE ICEMAN AND HE NOW CONTROLS THE PACE OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE!
Jake Mercer: THE SAMSON STRENGTH OF SCOTT OASIS IS TOO MUCH HOWEVER! HE QUICKLY STARTS TO POWER HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET AND SHOVES DEDEDE INTO THE ROPES! DEDEDE REBOUNDS RIGHT INTO A DESTRUCTIVE LARIAT FROM OASIS! NO! DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER IT AND CONTINUES TO RUN THE ROPES! DEDEDE BOUNCES BACK AND FLIES TO OASIS WITH A CORKSCREW CROSSBODY! WHOA! OASIS CATCHES HIM IN HIS ARMS AND HOLDS HIM IN THE AIR! HE TURNS BEFORE SNAPPING BACK TO THE CANVAS! PRELUDE TO DESTRUCTION! REVERSE-SPIN SCOOP POWERSLAM! HE JUST SANDWICHED DEDEDE RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! COULD THIS BE WHAT PUTS AN END TO DEDEDE RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES? SCOTT HOLDS HIM TO THE MAT WITH A PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!
Stew-O: NO! DEDEDE HAS WAY TOO MUCH DETERMINATION AND WILL TO FALL TO THAT! HE WANTS TO KEEP FIGHTING AND DO WHATEVER NECESSARY TO TAKE OUT THIS BEAST! Scott grabs DEDEDE by the head and pulls him up to his feet BUT DEDEDE THROWS OASIS’ HANDS OFF OF HIM AND STARTS STRIKING WITH THE JABS! SCOTT STARTS TO STUMBLES AROUND THE RING BEFORE DEDEDE SPINS BACK AND NAILS HIM WITH A SPIT-KNOCKING INVERTED ROUNDHOUSE! SCOTT IS DAZED FROM THE BLOW WHEN DEDEDE ROLLS BACK AND HOOKS HIM IN BY THE NECK AND ARM! GRAND SLAM!!!!! OASIS DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! THIS IS THE FIRST BIG MOVE IN DEDEDE’S ARSENAL THAT HE”S BEEN ABLE TO HIT ON SCOTT! DEDEDE HOOKS SCOTT’S LEG AND HOPES THAT THIS WILL PUT HIM AWAY!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!
Jake Mercer: SCOTT OASIS POWERS OUT BEFORE THE TWO WAS MADE! Unbelievable, how Scott Oasis can kick out from a move that has put so many all-time greats away with what looks like such relative ease! Mr. DEDEDE pulls himself up to his feet, a bit weary from the pain that he’s endured in this match, and probably a little frustrated by the pressure being put on him by his opponent… and he starts to walk over to the corner DROPPING DOWN AND STALKING SCOTT FOR THE SPEAR! HE WANTS TO RIP RIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH THE SPEAR! Scott starts to push his way back to his feet WITH DEDEDE SPRINTING AHEAD TO DROP WITH THE SPEAR!!!!!!! HE HITS IT!!!!!!!! NO! SCOTT HOOKS UNDER HIM AND THROWS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! HE HAS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR WHAT COULD BE THE DOOM OF DEDEDE! SEEK AND DESTROY! THE PSYCHO DRIVER! NO WAY! DEDEDE IS FIGHTING BACK! HE’S HITTING KNEE STRIKES INTO SCOTT TO TRY AND ESCAPE BEFORE SPINNING OUT! THE TRIPLE D DRIVER! DEDEDE SPINS OUT OF THE SEEK AND DESTROY AND TURNS IT INTO A SIT-OUT REVERSE FACEBUSTER! HE HOOKS THE LEG OF SCOTT TO TRY AND GET THE PIN ON HIM ONCE MORE!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: SCOTT OASIS IS ABLE TO KICK OUT ONCE AGAIN! MR. DEDEDE ROLLS BACK TO HIS FEET AND LOOKS DOWN AT SCOTT WITH AN EXASPERATED LOOK! DEDEDE must be thinking to himself, what do I have to do to put this man away? DEDEDE walks over to the turnbuckle AND GOES RIGHT BACK TO HIS PATENTED SPEAR!!!!! Scott rolls onto his chest before pushing his way up to his feet BEFORE DEDEDE RUNS IN WITH THE SPEAR! HE NAILS ALL OF IT! SCOTT DROPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR AS DEDEDE HAS JUST HIT FLUSH WITH THAT SPEAR! WAIT! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE! NO WAY! SCOTT IS ALREADY DRAGGING HIMSELF BACK UP! HE JUST SITS RIGHT BACK UP FROM THAT SPEAR AND STARES DIRECTLY OVER TO DEDEDE! A SENSE OF DREAD AND TREPIDATION IS SHOWN ON DEDEDE’S FACE AS HE’S STUNNED! HE CAN’T BELIEVE HOW FAST SCOTT IS GETTING UP FROM THAT, AND NEITHER CAN I!
Jake Mercer: YEAH! SCOTT OASIS IS A ENGINE OF PURE DESTRUCTION! BUT SCOTT STUMBLES AND HOLDS HIS STOMACH! HE IS FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THAT SPEAR, BUT IS ALREADY BACK UP TO HIS FEET! DDD RUSHES TO THE ROPES! HE REBOUNDS BACK! BANG!!!! A SECOND SPEAR INTO SCOTT OASIS!!!! DEDEDE DROPS OASIS LIKE A BIRD OUT OF THE SKY AS THAT MUST BE WHAT PUTS SCOTT DOWN TONIGHT! DEDEDE HOOKS HIM BY THE LEG AND THIS HAS TO BE THE END OF IT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: WHAT? IT CAN’T BE! THERE’S NO WAY I’M WATCHING THIS GO DOWN! SCOTT OASIS… THE ICEMAN HIMSELF… HE’S JUST KICKED OUT AT TWO FROM TWO SPEARS BY DEDEDE! DEDEDE POUNDS HIS FIST INTO THE MAT AND SCREAMS OUT IN ANGER BEFORE STANDING UP AND YELLING RIGHT AT THE REFEREE ABOUT THE COUNT! WHAT ELSE CAN HE DO? WHAT ELSE CAN DEDEDE PULL OUT TO TRY AND STOP SCOTT OASIS? DEDEDE CLAWS THROUGH HIS HAIR AND LOOKS TO BE RACKING THROUGH HIS MIND TO TRY AND FIGURE OUT A WAY! DEDEDE LOOKS OVER IN OUR DIRECTION AND STARTS HIS WAY OUTSIDE OF THE RING! WHAT’S GOING ON?
Jake Mercer: MR. DEDEDE WALKS OVER BESIDE OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE… AND HAS GRABBED A STEEL CHAIR! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IS THIS REALLY WHAT DEDEDE’S GOING TO DO TO TRY AND END SCOTT OASIS! Scott’s starting to get back to his feet WITH DEDEDE SLIDING BACK INTO THE RING WITH THAT CHAIR IN HAND! Scott stands up to his feet and turns around STRUCK WITH THE STEEL CHAIR BY DEDEDE! THAT’S A DISQUALIFICATION, REF! RING THAT BELL! SCOTT OASIS WINS AGAIN!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: DEDEDE HAS JUST COST HIMSELF THIS WHOLE MATCH AS HE CRACKS THAT CHAIR INTO THE SKULL OF OASIS ONCE AGAIN! HE’S BUSTED WIDE OPEN! BLOOD IS POURING DOWN HIS FACE LIKE A WATERFALL! DEDEDE CONTINUES TO STRIKE WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR INTO THE HEAD AND BODY OF SCOTT! HE’S TURNED INTO A MANIAC! HE’S JUST STRIKING OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! I THINK THIS IS THE TENTH CHAIR SHOT RIGHT HERE THAT SENDS OASIS INTO THE ROPES! DEDEDE RUSHES BACK TO THE ROPES AND RETURNS WITH MASSIVE CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD AND CAUSES SCOTT TO COLLAPSES TO THE OUTSIDE AND LAND RIGHT ON OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Jake Mercer: A RABID MR. DEDEDE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING TO THE FLOOR AND WALKS OVER TO SCOTT OASIS! HE DROPS THE STEEL CHAIR AND PICKS OASIS UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE LAYING HIM ACROSS THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! He picks the steel chair back up from the floor AND CRACKS IT ACROSS THE CHEST OF OASIS A COUPLE OF MORE TIMES BEFORE RETURNING TO THE FLOOR! He goes under the ring and scrambles around there… BEFORE PULLING OUT A 10-FOOT LADDER FROM UNDER THE RING! HE’S WANTS TO DESTROY THIS MAN!
Stew-O: MR. DEDEDE TAKES THE LADDER AND SETS IT BEFORE THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AND GOES BACK TO GRAB HIS STEEL CHAIR! He returns to ladder and starts to make the climb to the top, steel chair under his arm, as he gets up to the top and turns around the face his opponent! The Canadian crowd is just going wild and cheering for Mr. DEDEDE, AND DDD BASHES HIS HEAD REPEATEDLY INTO THE CHAIR UNTIL HE HIMSELF IS BUSTED OPEN!!! HE’S GNASHING HIS TEETH, EYES BUGGING OUT, METHUSELAH HAS COME ALIVE — RIGHT BEFORE HE GRABS THE CHAIR WITH BOTH HANDS AND MAKES THE JUMP!!!!!!! WINGS!!!! OOOOOF!!! HEEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!!!! OH MY LOOORD!!! THE SIDE-BODY PRESS WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HAND SMASHES THROUGH OASIS AS THE ANNOUNCE TABLE IMPLODES FROM THE WEIGHT WITH BOTH MEN HAVING BEEN DESTROYED BY THIS MOVE RIGHT HERE! THEY HAVE BEEN PLUNGED STRAIGHT INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL!!!
Jake Mercer: THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AND JUST GOING INSANE FOR THE CARNAGE THEY HAVE JUST WITNESS! DEDEDE JUST FLUNG HIS ENTIRE BODY INTO HARM’S WAY AND THEY HAVE BEEN LEFT BROKEN BY THIS! DEDEDE IS LITERALLY UNABLE TO STAND UP FOLLOWING THAT WINGS OF HELL! DDD AND SCOTT OASIS ARE LAID OUT IN COMPLETE AND UTTER WRECKAGE!
(A bloodstained, barely responding Mr. DEDEDE is removed from the scene by officials, dragging him away from Scott Oasis all while EMTs and staff on hand rush over to check on the condition of Scott Oasis, making sure that he’s not too severely injured from the attack.)
Stew-O: What a demonstrative assault from this man, or this Monster if you will! Just what has Mr. DEDEDE become!? What is the man’s mindstate? In the process of this grueling series of confrontations, what has Scott Oasis forced Mr. DEDEDE to become!?
(Pokemon GO advertisement airs)
(The show comes back from commercial as the camera pans throughout the full arena. Fans are shown cheering as the camera focuses on the ring announcer.)
RA: Ladies and gentlemen, please at this time help me welcome… THE LONGEST REIGNING VIXENS WORLD CHAMPION, EAW HALL OF FAMER, THE QUEEN OF THE NILE….. CLEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOPPAATRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“ChiRaq” by Nicki Minaj begins to blast throughout the arena as a rejuvenated Cleopatra, wearing professional attire, walks from behind the curtains onto the ramp with a huge smile on her face. The crowd explodes as she begins to make her way to the ring.)
Pierre: CLEO?! What’s she doing here? We haven’t seen her in so long, Cherish! The fans are going bonkers as she’s high-fiving those lucky bastards! Can she be making a return??!
Cherish: Shh! Stop talking! I need to hear this without any distractions!
(Cleo enters the ring and is immediately given a microphone. She stands in the middle of the ring as the crowd is giving her a full ovation. Cleo smiles and mouths the words “Thank you.”)
Cleopatra: Words cannot describe how happy I am to finally stand in the middle of an EAW ring. (She pauses as the crowd begins to cheer.) Our Vixens division has evolved. We have the best, top-notch female athletes of the world. We are blessed and grateful to have Vixens such as the two Empress of Elite finalists, Cailin Dillion and Madison Kaline, who put in work day in and day out. They both competed in a vigorous tournament that separated the weak from the strong. I guarantee all of you, regardless of the winner, these two are the future of this division.
(Cleo pauses once more and the fans begin applaud.)
Cleopatra: I’ve been away from EAW all together for a while as I got my professional career outside of wrestling up and going. As many of you know, I am officially retired from in-ring competition. However, I cannot stand here and say that I didn’t miss it – that… that I didn’t miss “this.” That I didn’t miss having fans cheer for me endlessly as I constantly whooped the ass of the current two champions of our Vixens division. However, I was brought up an opportunity that I certainly cannot pass up. An opportunity that not only benefits me, but it benefits every single Vixen in this roster. Our division has been looked down-upon since EAW was born. Let’s be honest, we’ve always received the shitty end of the stick. But THIS, THIS IS A NEW ERA IN EAW. And since this is a new chapter, there are going to be many changes. Changes that will forever be marked down into the history books. But before I dive into the exact details, first, let me re-introduce myself. Not only am I the longest reigning Vixens champion, EAW Hall of Famer, and the Queen of the Nile… I am also… the NEW General Manager for EAW’s NEWEST VIXEN EXCLUSIVE SHOW, THURSDAY NIGHT EMPIRE!!!!!!
(The crowd erupts in cheers as Cleo nods her head in approval.)
Cherish: WHAT?! A VIXEN EXCLUSIVE SHOW? DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT??
Pierre: MONUMENTAL! CLEO WAS RIGHT WHEN SHE SAID THIS WAS GOING DOWN IN THE RECORD BOOKS!
Cleopatra: The winner of tonight’s match will not only be crowned as the 2016 Empress of Elite tournament winner, but will also be the face of Thursday Night Empire! So please, let’s get this match started!!!! Make us proud, ladies!
(The titantron reveals the images of Cailin Dillon and Madison Kaline with a video showcasing the entire Empress of Elite Tournament until the camera pans over to the shimmering crown that sits on a podium at ringside… )
(The camera returns over to ringside with the ring announcer standing the center of the ring… )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… AND IS THE EMPRESS OF ELITE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!
(“Waves” (OG Version) by Kanye West plays as the lights go out and a red luminescence lights up the arena before Cailin Dillon walks out on stage, the lights solely focused on her as she points to her sides and pyrotechnics go off before she heads to the ring)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… From Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 115 pounds… SHE IS CAILLLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DILLLLONNNNN!!!
(“Really Really” by Kevin Gates plays as Madison Kaline walks out, receiving a shower of boos as she makes her way down to the ring, ignoring the crowd and sliding into the ring as she gets face to face with Cailin)
Ring Announcer: And her opponent, from Tampa Bay, Florida, weighing in at 120 pounds… SHE IS MADISONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN KAAAALINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: This historic finals match for the Empress of Elite Tournament has kicked off WITH BOTH WOMEN RUSHING TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER WITH THE GRAPPLE! MADISON KALINE USES HER STRENGTH TO FORCE CAILIN DILLON INTO THE TURNBUCKLE… BUT CAILIN ROLLS BEHIND HER AND DROPS HER ON HER NECK WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX! MADISON IS DOWN WITH CAILIN STILL ON HER AS SHE TRANSITIONS OVER FOR THE LONGHORN LOCK! SHE WANTS TO OMOPLATA SHOULDER LOCK! NO! MADISON QUICKLY ROLLS OUT OF THE HOLD AND SCRAMBLES OVER TO THE ROPES!
Cherish: Madison Kaline pushes her way up to her feet WITH CAILIN DILLON RUSHING IN FOR THE LARIAT! MADISON DUCKS UNDER AND RUNS OVER TO THE ROPES! SHOULDER TACKLE! MADISON DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Stew-O: CAILIN DILLON BRIDGES HER WAY UP HER FEET AND RUSHES HER WAY TO THE ROPES WHILE MADISON KALINE STARTS TO GET BACK TO HER FEET! CAILIN GOES FOR THE DISCUS ELBOW STRIKE! MADISON DUCKS UNDER AND CAILIN HITS THE ROPES! MADISON LOOKS FOR THE BIG BOOT… BUT CAILIN SIDESTEPS AND GRABS HER BY THE ARM FOR THE ARM DRAG INTO THE ROPES! MADISON ROLLS BACK TO HER FEET AND TURNS AROUND INTO A SECOND ARM DRAG! MADISON JUMPS BACK INTO HER FEET AND THEN TOSSES FOR THE ARM DRAG INTO THE ARM BAR! CAILIN WORKING ON THE ARM OF MADISON TO WEAKEN THE AFTERLIFE LARIAT FROM HER!
Cherish: CAILIN DILLON REARS BACK ON THE HOLD AND LOOKS TO TRY AND SUBMIT HER OPPONENT, BUT MADISON KALINE ROLLS TO HER FEET AND BRINGS CAILIN UP WITH HER! SCOOP SLAM! NO! CAILIN SPINS IT AROUND ONCE AGAIN BACK INTO THE ARMBAR! SHE WANTS TO RIP THAT ARM STRAIGHT OUT OF SOCKET! CAILIN KEEPS THE PRESSURE ON THE HOLD AND WANTS TO MAKE THE SUBMISSION ON THE SADISTIC SISTER OF THE SANATORIUM! MADISON SLIDES OUT OF THE WAY AND STOMPS STRAIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF CAILIN TO KEEP HER DOWN! Madison walks over to the turnbuckle CALLING CAILIN TO GET FOR HER FEET AS SHE WANTS TO HIT THE EARLY AFTERLIFE LARIAT!
Stew-O: MADISON KALINE RUSHES IN FOR THE AFTERLIFE! CAILIN DILLON THROWS MADISON THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AS SHE LAUNCHES HER TO THE OUTSIDE! Cailin gets to her feet and looks throughout the cheering crowd while Madison gets to her feet with a look of disgust on her face! Cailin rushes to the ropes as Madison climbs the apron DROPPING MADISON BACK OUTSIDE THE RING WITH A TRIANGLE DROPKICK! BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK FROM A JUST AS BEAUTIFUL VIXEN!
Cherish: Cailin Dillon rolls to outside the ring as Madison Kaline tries to shake off the dropkick as she gets up to her feet TURNING AROUND RIGHT INTO A LARIAT BY CAILIN! CAILIN YELLS FOR THE SUPPORT OF THE CROWD WHILE SHE RETURNS TO MADISON TO PULL HER UP TO HER FEET! OMG! MADISON PULLS CAILIN BY HER TIGHTS AND DRIVES HER HEAD RIGHT INTO THE STEEL POST! CAILIN COULD HAVE A CONCUSSION FROM THE IMPACT OF THAT SHOT! The referee is still counting these women out and the sadistic grin that is shown from the face of Madison Kaline causes disgust from the crowd! Madison lifts her up and throws her back into the ring before returning MOUNTING CAILIN BEFORE DRIVING HER STIFF ELBOWS INTO HER FACE! MADISON SPINS AROUND AND HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!
Stew-O: CAILIN DILLON POPS THE SHOULDER UP FOR THE PIN! Madison Kaline grabs Cailin Dillon by her hair and pulls her up to her feet DRAGGING HER FACE ACROSS THE TOP ROPE! THAT HAS TO BE PAINFUL TO HAVE YOUR FACE DRAGGED ACROSS THOSE ROPES! Madison stops AND FINALLY NAILS CAILIN WITH A MASSIVE ELBOW STRIKE TO THE JAW! CAILIN STUTTERS BACK TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING AND MADISON HOOKS HER IN FOR THE SCOOP SLAM! WAIT! CAILIN PULLS MADISON DOWN THE CANVAS AND HOOKS HER IN FOR THE ROLL-UP PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Cherish: MADISON KALINE KICKS OUT OF THE PIN! Cailin Dillion sits up WITH MADISON STRIKING WITH THE DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF CAILIN! MADISON KIPS BACK UP TO HER FEET AND TAUNTS IN SPITE OF THE CROWD BEFORE STOMPING ON CAILIN’S FACE! Madison pulls Cailin up to her feet LANDING A HARD STIFF KNEE STRIKE INTO HER STOMACH BEFORE SLAMMING HER HEAD RIGHT BACK DOWN INTO THE CANVAS! SHE BEGINS MOCKING THE CROWD THAT’S CHEERING CAILIN ON TO GET BACK IN THE FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO BE NAMED THE EMPRESS OF ELITE! Madison walks over to Cailin DROPPING DOWN AND HOOKING HER LEGS AROUND THE NECK OF CAILIN FOR THE HEAD VARIATION OF THE FIGURE-FOUR! SHE’S STARTING TO SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUT OF HER AS CAILIN IS FIGHTING TO TRY AND FIGURE HER WAY OUT OF THE HOLD!
Stew-O: Cailin Dillion tries to turn her way around and slide out of the legs of Madison Kaline BUT MADISON ARCHES BACK AND ADDS EVEN MORE PRESSURE INTO THE HOLD! WAIT! CAILIN SPINS AROUND AND LIFTS MADISON UP ON HER SHOULDERS! CAILIN HAS MADISON UP IN THE AIR AS SHE DROPS BACK WITH HER ON HER SHOULDERS! ELECTRIC CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS AS BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN FROM THE MOVE! Cailin starts to stir as he begins to try to get to her feet while Madison begins to pull on the ropes to get to her feet! Madison stands on her feet and turns RIGHT INTO THE ELBOW STRIKE FROM CAILIN! ANOTHER STRIKE! A THIRD! A FOURTH! A FIFTH! CAILIN IS JUST COMING OFF WITH THE ELBOW STRIKES!
Cherish: MADISON KALINE STRIKES BACK WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE STOMACH BEFORE RUSHING TO THE ROPES! CAILIN DILLON STANDS STUNNED FROM THE SHOT AS MADISON COMES IN HOT FOR THE SPEAR! DISCUS LARIAT! CAILIN JUST NEARLY DECAPITATED MADISON WITH THAT LARIAT RIGHT THERE! Cailin pops back to her feet and waits for Madison to get to her feet STRIKING WITH A LEG LARIAT TO SEND MADISON INTO THE CORNER! Cailin rolls back towards the opposite corner and points straight to her opponent AND RUSHES IN WITH THE CORNER ELBOW STRIKE! CAILIN HOOKS MADISON IN FOR THE EXPLODER SUPLEX!
Stew-O: WAIT! OUCH! MADISON KALINE JUST DROPS HER HEAD RIGHT BACK ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH THE STO! WHAT MEANS OF DEPRAVITY WILL MADISON GO TO ON HER PATH TO SECURE THE EMPRESS OF ELITE CROWN? Madison turns around and tosses her legs into the ropes GRABBING HER BY THE NECK AND DROPPING HER IN THE CANVAS WITH THE ROPE-HUNG NECKBREAKER! MADISON DRAGS CAILIN OUT OF THE ROPES AND HOOKS HER LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!
Cherish: CAILIN DILLON FIGHTS ON FOR HER CHANCE TO BE EMPRESS OF ELITE AS SHE KICKS OUT OF THE PIN! Madison Kaline stands back to her feet and walks over to the corner CALLING FOR CAILIN TO GET UP SO SHE CAN HIT THE M.O.D.! Cailin pushes on the canvas WITH MADISON SPRINTS FORWARDS AS SHE GOES FOR THE LEG DROP BULLDOG! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! MADISON TEETERS BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING WHILE CAILIN SPRINTS STRAIGHT TO HER OPPONENT! TEXAS TWO-STEP! JUMPING CUTTER STRAIGHT DOWN INTO THE CANVAS! CAILIN HAS JUST LAID OUT THE SADISTIC SISTER OF THE SANATORIUM WITH THE CUTTER! COULD THIS BE THE MOMENT THAT WE CROWN AN EMPRESS OF ELITE? CAILIN RUSHES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT ON MADISON FOR THAT OPPORTUNITY!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!
Stew-O: MADISON KALINE LIFTS HER SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS WITH AUTHORITY AS SHE WILL NOT LET HER CAPTURE THAT CROWN! Cailin Dillon looks up in shock from the inability to pin her opponent before making her way back to her feet! Cailin strikes with the stomp into her chest while Madison sits up as Cailin rushes the ropes RETURNING WITH A MASSIVE KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE TO SEND HER BACK DOWN ON THE CANVAS! MADISON ROLLS OVER ONTO HER CHEST AS CAILIN GRABS HER BY THE HAIR AND DRAGS HER UP TO HER FEET! SHE HOOKS MADISON BY THE NECK AS SHE DRAPES HER ON HER BACK! LAST TRAIN OUT! INVERTED HEADLOCK NECKBREAKER ALMOST SNAPS MADISON IN HALF LIKE A TWIG! MADISON COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR AS CAILIN ROLLS HER OVER ON HER SHOULDERS FOR ANOTHER PIN ATTEMPT FOR THE VICTORY!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Cherish: ANOTHER KICK OUT FROM THE MISTRESS OF DEATH! CAILIN DILLON JUST DOESN’T KNOW WHAT SHE HAS TO DO TO PUT THIS WOMAN AWAY! CAILIN THINKS ON THE FLY AND GRABS MADISON BY THE ARM! SHE WANTS THE LONGHORN LOCK! SHE DOESN’T HAVE IT FULLY LOCKED IN AS MADISON IS CIRCLING UP TO HER FEET TO TRY AND PREVENT HER FROM LOCKING IN THE SUBMISSION! MADISON GETS TO HER FEET AND USES HER POWER TO LAUNCH CAILIN AWAY FROM HER AND INTO THE ROPES! CAILIN BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND RETURNS BACK TO MADISON! M.O.D.! THE LEG DROP BULLDOG CONNECTS AS CAILIN WAS DRIVEN FACE-FIRST INTO THE MAT! THIS COULD BE THE MOMENT THAT MADISON WAS SEARCHING FOR AS SHE ROLLS CAILIN ON HER SHOULDERS FOR THE PIN IN HOPES OF WINNING THE CROWN AND HER VERY OWN SPOTLIGHT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: CAILIN DILLON WILL NOT QUIT! SHE KICKS OUT OF THE M.O.D. AND CONTINUES HER FIGHT FOR THE TITLE OF EMPRESS OF ELITE! MADISON INSTANTLY RETURNS BACK TO THE PIN ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SEE IF THERE WAS A MISTAKE ON THE REFEREE’S PART
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!
Cherish: CAILIN DILLON KICKS OUT AGAIN, THIS TIME A BIT QUICKER FROM BEFORE, WITH MADISON KALINE WITH A FURIOUS LOOK IN HER EYES! She stands and turns her attention to the referee, screaming and shrieking like a banshee at him about trying to screw her out of the match, but the referee is doing his best job to try and explain that it was a two-count! Madison chills herself out and returns to a rising Cailin GRABBING HER BY THE HEAD BEFORE THROWING HER ON THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE! MADISON CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLE BUT CAILIN RETALIATES WITH THE ELBOW STRIKE TO THE FACE! CAILIN GRABS MADISON BY THE ARM! SHE ROLLS DOWN TO THE CANVAS AS SHE TWISTS HER ARM INTO THE LONGHORN LOCK!
Stew-O: CAILIN DILLON HAS THAT HOLD APPLIED ON THE ARM THAT SHE HAS BEEN WORKING ON THIS ENTIRE MATCH! MADISON KALINE IS REACHING AROUND THE RING TO TRY HER BEST TO REACH FOR A ROPE OR TRY TO FIND A WAY OF ESCAPE TO NO AVAIL! SHE’S DOING ALL SHE CAN TO TRY AND MAKE HER WAY OUT OF THE OMOPLATA SHOULDER LOCK, BUT CAILIN HAS THAT HOLD IN TIGHT AND WILL NOT RELENT! SHE’S DESPERATELY REARING BACK ON THE ARM AS SHE WANTS THAT CROWN THAT THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT HAS BEEN CENTERED AROUND!
Cherish: MADISON KALINE ROLLS THROUGH AND PUTS CAILIN DILLON ON HER SHOULDERS BEFORE LIFTING CAILIN UP ON HER SHOULDERS WITH ALL OF HER MIGHT! MADISON DROPS HER WITH THE POWERBOMB STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! CAILIN HAS RELEASED HER ARM AND MADISON SHAKES IT AROUND TO REGAIN SOME FEELING BACK INTO IT! Madison looks over to the turnbuckle and walks over to it as she climbs her way to the top LOOKING FOR A DEATH-DEFYING MOVE FROM THE TOP ROPE! SHE FLIPS BACKWARDS TOWARDS THE FALLEN CAILIN! LIVING LEGEND BOMB! DIVING MOONSAULT DROPS RIGHT ONTO CAILIN WITH PERFECTION AS MADISON HOOKS IN THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!
Stew-O: NO! CAILIN DILLON IS STILL ABLE TO SURVIVE IN THIS GRUELING MATCH FOR THE EMPRESS OF ELITE CROWN! Madison Kaline starts to show signs of frustration getting the best of her SLAPPING CAILIN REPEATEDLY WITH BOTH HER HANDS BEFORE FINALLY STANDING BACK TO HER FEET! Madison takes a few steps back towards the turnbuckle and rolls her arm around BEGGING FOR CAILIN TO GET BACK UP! SHE WANTS THAT SICKENING LARIAT OF HERS THAT SHE CALLS “AFTERLIFE”! Cailin grabs onto the ropes and begins to slowly, with a look of being drained of all energy to continue in this match, as she stands back to her feet TURNING AROUND INTO THE AFTERLIFE!
Cherish: EYES OF TEXAS! CAILIN DILLON HITS HARD WITH A SUPERKICK INTO THE JAW OF MADISON KALINE! MADISON IS STILL STANDING HOWEVER, BUT BARELY AS HER LEGS ARE WOBBLY AND HER EYES ARE GLAZED OVER! CAILIN GRABS THE ARM ONCE AGAIN AND FORCES HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS FOR THE LONGHORN LOCK ONCE AGAIN! SHE HAS MADISON IN THE SUBMISSION IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH NOWHERE TO GO! MADISON IS ALMOST REVIVED FROM THAT SUPERKICK WITH THE SHEER PAIN THAT SHE’S BEING PUT THROUGH IN THIS SUBMISSION HOLD AND SHE STARTS TO TRY TO ROLL BACK OVER AGAIN LIKE BEFORE!
Stew-O: CAILIN DILLON COUNTERS THE ROLL AND FORCES MADISON KALINE BACK ONTO THE CANVAS AND REARS BACK EVEN MORE ON THE HOLD! CAILIN SAW THAT ROLL COMING AND MADISON IS ALL OUT OF OPTIONS! SHE EITHER HAS TO MAKE IT TO A BOTTOM ROPE OR SIMPLY SUBMIT TO THE SUBMISSION HOLD! MADISON REACHES AND CLAWS OVER TO THE ROPES! SHE’S DOING EVERY LITTLE THING POSSIBLE TO TRY AND GET THAT BOTTOM ROPE TO BREAK THE HOLD AS SHE CAN’T SLIP HER WAY OUT OF IT! CAILIN BENDS THE ARM BACK AS FAR AS POSSIBLE TO NEARLY RIP IT OUT OF SOCKET! MADISON SEES SHE HAS NO CHOICE! SHE TAPS! SHE TAPS! MADISON TAPS OUT!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Waves” (OG Version) by Kanye West plays in the background right as Cailin Dillon stands up after finally seeing she submitted her opponent with a wave of emotion hitting her with the referee holding her hand up and cannons of confetti blast through the air!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND THE 2016 EMPRESS OF ELITE… CAAIIILLLIIIINNNNN DIILLLLLLOOOONNNNN!!!!!
Stew-O: WHAT A MATCH! WHAT A FINAL TO AN AMAZING TOURNAMENT TO REPRESENT WHAT THE VIXENS DIVISION IS ALL ABOUT! CAILIN DILLON HAS JUST WON THE ENTIRE THING AND IS YOUR EMPRESS OF ELITE! THIS HAS BEEN A GRUELING AND ARDUOUS ROAD FOR HER, BUT IT HAS LEAD TO THIS MOMENT FOR HER TO BE CROWNED WITH THIS TITLE!
Cherish: THIS WAS AN EXCELLENT MATCH, NOTHING FOR MADISON KALINE TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT! BOTH OF THESE WOMEN GAVE IT THEIR ALL IN THIS MATCH, BUT CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER FOR OUR NEW EMPRESS OF ELITE! ACCORDING TO CLEOPATRA EARLIER IN THE NIGHT, YOU ARE NOW LOOKING AT THE FACE OF THURSDAY NIGHTS, CAILIN DILLON!
(The referee brings the bejeweled Empress of Elite crown as Cailin Dillon still sits in the ring and showing her emotion to the fans in attendance before she finally settles down to allow him to crown her as afterwards she rushes to the turnbuckle and celebrates with the fans once more about this victory.)
(The camera transitions backstage to Brian Daniels in his wrestling gear, taping up his wrists)
???: Excuse me, Brian? Do you have a moment?
(Brian looks up to see Eve with a cameraman and a microphone in her hand)
(Brian stands up, still taping his left wrist)
Eve: I can’t help but notice your shoulder is taped.
(Brian looks at his taped up right shoulder)
Brian: You know what, you’re right, it IS. A very good observation, Eve. Would you like to ask me a question about it?
Eve: Are you worried the injury to your shoulder may affect your performance tonight?
(Brian chuckles and shakes his head)
Brian: Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve… Take a guess: How many times do you think I’ve worked through an injury?
(Eve takes a second to think)
Eve: Hmm, maybe–
Brian: Trick question. The answer is that there is no specific answer. I don’t know. I have no clue how many injuries I’ve worked through, and you know why? Because I stopped keeping count after the first dozen. Getting injured is a part of what we do. Injuries heal. Sure, maybe not tonight after what Ares has planned for my shoulder, but once I beat his ass and move on to Robbie, it’ll be long since healed and we’ll forget we ever had this conversation. I’m not worried about an injury.
Eve: Are you at all worried about Ares?
Brian: I’m pretty sure I mentioned him a second ago.
Eve: Is that a yes?
Brian: Alright, allow me to… Clarify. Will Ares go after my shoulder? I should hope so, because he’d be an idiot not to. Does that change anything?
(Brian’s expression turns more serious)
Brian: Not one bit. Not in the slightest. You think this would stop me? A little shoulder injury? You think some guy kicking me in the shoulder would stop me from getting a match with Robbie? This isn’t just something I thought of. It’s what I’ve wanted for a long, long time. I’m not worried about Ares, because when you take away the Title and the gimp suit and the stupid dye in his hair, he’s just a child, and one that needs a timeout. I’m gonna give Ares something he’s deserved for all twenty-three years of his life: an ass-kicking. The ass-kicking of a lifetime. That’s not be trying to be cute, that’s what’s going to happen. I’m gonna kick his head into the Goddamn third row, I’m gonna take his Title, and I’m gonna get Robbie V back.
(Brian shakes his head)
Brian: So no, I’m not worried, but he should be. He clearly thinks me not wanting anything to do with him means I’m underestimating him. He doesn’t know just how wrong he is. He doesn’t even know. I have something I want, and it may not be him, but if I have to go through him to get it… So be it. Maybe this is just something that was meant to be. It takes great humility to remember who we are, and I don’t think Ares has really known who he is for a long time. Will that do it for you?
Eve: Thank you for your time.
(Brian sits back down and starts taping his right wrist, visibly in thought as Eve takes her leave while the camera transitions back to the ring)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The following TRIPLE THREAT match is scheduled for ONE FALL… AND IT IS FOR THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSHIPP!!!
(“Absolute Zero” by Stone Sour plays as Kurt Burton walks out, holding his signature lead pipe and donning a crazed look, beard unmaintained as he moves down to the ring, ignoring the heated crowd)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Lexington, Kentucky, weighing in at 253 pounds… He is THE MASTER OF MAYHEM… KURTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT BURRTTONNNNN!!!!
Cherish: AND HERE WE GO WITH THE NATIONAL ELITE MATCH! Kurt Burton was one of the men that absolutely dominated in the flaming tables number one contendership match at Dia Del Diablo, participating in every single elimination! There was some drama regarding who was eliminated between him and the official victor…
(“Burn in my Light” by Mercy Drive plays as Rex McAllister makes his way out, wearing his black sleeveless vest with “REX EFFECT” printed on the sides, sliding into the ring and staring down Kurt Burton)
Ring Announcer: And one of his opponents… From Sea Isle, New Jersey, weighing in at 238 pounds… HE IS THE REX MASTER… REXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX MCCCALLLISTERRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Pierre: AND HERE IS THE OFFICIAL VICTOR FROM THAT MATCH! Although Rex did hit his Rex Effect on Kurt through the burning table in the corner, Murrow decided that both men went through it simultaneously… AND THAT’S WHY THEY’RE BOTH HERE! FIGHTING FOR THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP! Only one thing stands in their way…
(“Chic n’ Stu” by System of a Down plays as the lights go out, spotlight focusing purely on The Pizza Boy as he steps out, looking intimidating as ever as he disrobes as he moves down to the ring, soaking in the cheers)
Ring Announcer: And their opponent… from New York City, New York, weighing in at 175 pounds… HE IS THE REIGNING EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION… THEEEEEE PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Cherish: AND THIS IS THE MAN WHO STANDS IN THEIR WAY! Currently standing undefeated since Pain for Pride, this man has been a MONSTER on Showdown! Don’t be fooled by his size or name, because this man will use every advantage he has to embarrass his opponents and find victory, as he has shown on Showdown, suffering zero losses… BUT THAT CAN CHANGE TONIGHT! HERE WE GO PIERRE!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Pierre: AND HERE WE GO! All three men are circling the ring, staring each other down… AND KURT BURTON CHARGES FOR A LARIAT ON THE CHAMPION! BUT THE PIZZA BOY DUCKS UNDERNEATH HIS ARM! Pizza Boy goes running off the ropes… BUT IT’S REX MCALLISTER NOW CHARGING FOR A CLOTHESLINE! AND THE CHAMPION SLIDES BETWEEN HIS LEGS! Rex and Kurt Burton look at each other… AND THEY START EXCHANGING RIGHT AND LEFT HANDS! Kurt Burton is using a little bit his strength advantage as he starts pounding Rex into the corner, and he gets on the second rope and is unleashing right and left hands! BUT LOOK AT PIZZA BOY! He exits on to the apron… AND THE CHAMPION RUNS AND CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING ENZUIGIRI TO BURTON! Kurt Burton falls back and is trying to recover, but Pizza Boy climbs up to the top turnbuckle behind Rex… AND LEAPING BULLDOG ONTO REX MCALLISTER! THE CHAMPION IS ON FIRE, CHERISH!
Cherish: THAT HE IS, PIERRE! Pizza Boy is going to a ground-and-pound style as he starts driving right hands into the face of Rex over and over, but watch out! Kurt Burton comes up behind the Pizza Boy and pulls him to his feet… GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS! The champion is shaken up a little bit as he tries to recover in the corner, but Kurt pulls Rex to his feet… AND BURTON WHIPS REX INTO PIZZA BOY! BUT THE CHAMPION WITH DOUBLE KNEES AND HE SENDS REX REELING BACKWARDS! AND KURT BURTON GRABS HIM! BACK SUPLEX! BUT REX FLIPS AND LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND KURT TURNS AROUND… UPPERCUT FROM REX! AND HE HOOKS HIM IN! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! REX MCALLISTER IS FEELING THE ENER–NO! PIZZA BOY LEAPS! CROSSBODY! CROSSBODY FROM THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION! BUT REX MCALLISTER CATCHES HIM AND TROTS TO THE CENTER OF THE RING… BACKBREAKER CONNECTS TO THE CHAMPION! HE COVERS!
Pierre: BUT BEFORE THE REF CAN COUNT ONE, KURT BURTON IS THERE AND PULLS REX MCALLISTER BACK! Kurt turns Rex around as he starts driving right and left hands into his face over and over, but Rex isn’t going to give up that easily as he drives a powerful knee to his gut! Rex hooks Kurt Burton in… SNAP DDT! BUT KURT BURTON SPINS OUT AND HAS HIM IN A REAR WAIST LOCK! HE IS LOOKING FOR ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT REX MCALLISTER SPINS OUT OF IT AND GRABS BURTON’S NECK… SITOUT NECKBREAKER CONNECTS! Kurt Burton stumbles forward into the corner and is leaning there, trying to recover… AND REX CHARGES! AND HE GOES FOR A BACKSTABBER! BUT KURT BURTON HOLDS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND REX FALLS ON HIS BACK! Burton steps up on the second rope… AND LEAPS BACKWARDS! BACK SENTON CONNECTS! He goes for the cov—PIZZA BOY WITH A THUNDEROUS RUNNING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF BURTON’S HEAD! AND THE CHAMPION CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND KURT BURTON IS SLOWLY TURNING AROUND… PIZZA BOY WITH A LEAPING ELBOW SMASH! BUT KURT BURTON CATCHES HIM AND TURNS IT INTO A SITOUT SPINEBUSTER! HE HOOKS THE LEG!
Cherish: KICKOUT FROM THE CHAMPION! IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO DEFEAT THE PIZZA BOY! Kurt Burton is feeling the anger as he starts driving those elbows into the face of the Pizza Boy, but he may be a little distracted… AND ECHOING ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM REX MCALLISTER! Kurt Burton is certainly dazed here as Rex pulls him back… REVERSE DDT CONNECTS! And McAllister rolls onto the apron and grips that top rope… AND HE LOOKS FOR A SPRINGBOARD SPLASH! BUT PIZZA BOY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, AND HE GRABS HIS FOOT! AND PIZZA BOY PULLS HIM OFF THE APRON AS REX LANDS FACE FIRST ON THE APRON! Pizza Boy has a look on his face like he just did something a little too mean… BUT HE CHARGES REX MCALLISTER INTO THE STEEL STEPS! WHEN THAT TITLE IS ON THE LINE, YOU DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN! Pizza Boy is absolutely hammering those right and left hands into the face of Rex, and Rex is trying to block anything he can… Pizza Boy takes a step back… RUNNING LEAPING SHOULDER BLOCK! BUT REX LEAPS OUT OF THE WAY AND THE PIZZA BOY GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THOSE STEPS! The champion is trying to check on his shou—-REX MCALLISTER GRABS HIM! HOOKS THE ARM! TIGER SUPLEX CONNECTS AND THE CHAMPION THUDS ON THE OUTSIDE PADDING!
Pierre: REX MCALLISTER IS ON A ROLL HERE! BUT HERE COMES KURT BURTON ROLLING OUT BEHIND HIM! AND BURTON CHARGES FOR A LARIAT! BUT REX DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND KURT NEARLY GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE CORNER POST, BUT HE CATCHES HIMSE–REX MCALLISTER WITH A PERFECT DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND BURTON SMASHES INTO THAT CORNER POST! REX MCALLISTER IS A MONSTER! Rex pulls Kurt Burton back… AND HE GOES A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! BUT BURTON WITH AN ELBOW TO HIS RIBS! ANOTHER! A THIRD! AND BURTON BREAKS IT UP! Rex is leaned over… AND BURTON GRABS HIS HEAD! SITOUT JAWBREAKER! Rex goes stumbling back and is leaning over the barricade, trying to recover… AND KURT BURTON CHARGES! BIG BOOT AND HE NEARLY TAKES REX’S HEAD OFF! REX FLIPS INTO THE CROWD AND BURTON TAKES ALL THE MOMENTUM FOR HIMSELF!
Cherish: BUT LOOK! KURT BURTON IS CELEBRATING AND THE PIZZA BOY IS UP TO HIS FEET… Burton turns around… AND THE PIZZA BOY WITH A LEAPING CUTTER! BUT KURT BURTON SHOVES HIM OFF AND THE CHAMPION STUMBLES DOWN ON THE GROUND! Pizza Boy tries to get to his feet… AND KURT CHARGES! AND HE CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! AND BURTON PULLS REX BETWEEN HIS LEGS! HE HOISTS HIM UP! AND BURTON WITH THE KURTAIN KALL VARIATION! HE POWERBOMBS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE! He comes stumbling back… AND KURT BURTON WITH A HIP TOSS BACKBREAKER TO THE CHAMPION! He shoves the Pizza Boy into the ring and he star—NO! REX MCALLISTER IS STANDING ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE! AND LEAPING BULLDOG! AND THAT BULLDOG JUST SMASHED KURT BURTON’S FACE INTO THE APRON! KURT BURTON IS CRACKED OPEN AND THE BLOOD STARTS FLOWING! REX SHOVES HIM TO THE GROUND AND HE ASCENDS UP THE APRON, AND TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE… LEAPING ELBOW DROP CONNECTS TO THE HEART OF PIZZA BOY, AND HE COVERS!
Pierre: BUT THE CHAMPION KICKS OUT AGAIN! Rex starts driving those right and left hands into the face of the Pizza Boy over and over, and he pulls that leg out to the side… AND KNEE DROP CONNECTS! AND ANOTHER KNEE DROP TO THAT LEG! AND A THIRD! Rex is looking to neutralize that speed game of the champion, and he pulls the Pizza Boy to his feet… BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX CONNECTS! The Pizza Boy is very slow to get up, and Rex McAllister yanks him to his feet and tosses him into the corner… AND CHEST CHOP! AGAIN! ANOTHER! FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT CHOPS CONNECT AND PULLS THE PIZZA BOY OUT OF THE CORNER… SNAP SUPLEX CONNECTS! AND HE ROLLS THROUGH ON TOP OF HIM AND CONTINUES TO UNLEASH RIGHT AND LEFT HANDS OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Rex McAllister is showing a new mean streak as he pulls the Pizza Boy up to his feet… NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX CONNECTS AND HE HOLDS IT FOR A PIN!
Cherish: BUT THE PIZZA BOY WITH A KICKOUT! REX IS FURIOUS WITH THE TOUGHNESS THAT THE HEARTBURN KID IS SHOWING TONIGHT! Rex McAllister wastes no time as he returns to his assault, driving those bare forearms and elbows into the face of the Pizza Boy, and he pulls him to his feet, whipping him into the corner… AND REX CHARGES FOR A LEAPING CORNER SPLASH! BUT THE PIZZA BOY WITH DOUBLE KNEES! He is still very much groggy as Rex gets back to his feet… AND REX CHARGES FOR ANOTHER SPLASH! BUT THE PIZZA BOY WITH AN ELBOW! REX IS REELING AND THE PIZZA BOY IS GETTING BACK INTO IT! Pizza Boy makes his way up the corner and is trying to balance on the top ro–BUT REX MCALLISTER CLIPS THAT TOP ROPE AND THE PIZZA BOY FALLS SPLIT LEGGED ON THE TOP ROPE! AND REX CLIMBS UP ON THAT TOP ROPE, AND WE KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING! HE HOOKS HIM IN! AND HE PREPARES.. SUPERPLEX! SUPERPLEX FROM REX MCALLISTER! BUT THE PIZZA BOY HOLDS THAT TOP ROPE AND IS ELBOWING HIM, TRYING TO LOOSEN HIS GRIP… AND HE DOES! AND HEADBUTT FROM THE CHAMPION, AND HE SHOVES REX TO THE MAT! AND THE PIZZA BOY GETS READY FOR A FROG SPLASH! BUT PIERRE, LOOK! KURT BURTON IS UP BEHIND PIZZA BOY… AND PIPE DREAMS! HE DRIVES THAT SIGNATURE LEAD PIPE INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND NOW HE CLIMBS UP…HE HOOKS THAT ARM PERFECTLY UNDERNEATH… LEAPING POWERSLAM FROM THE TOP ROPE! AND ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN!
Pierre: EVERY SINGLE MAN IN THIS MATCH IS GIVING IT HIS ALL! THE STRATEGY, THE STRENGTH, THIS IS WHAT SHOWDOWN TALENT FIGHTS FOR! THE BEST! THE ABSOLUTE BEST! AND ALL THREE MEN ARE TRYING TO MUSTER THEIR STRENGTH, THEY KNOW WHAT IS ON THE LINE! Kurt Burton is the first one to his feet, but Rex is soon up… AND THEY START EXCHANGING RIGHT AND LEFT HANDS! Kurt whips Rex into the ropes… AND BURTON GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT REX DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND HOOKS HIM! BACKSLIDE PIN! BUT BURTON ROLLS THROUGH AND CONNECTS WITH A THUNDEROUS ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO HIS HEAD! AND HE PULLS HIM IN! HE LOOKS FOR THAT HELTER SKELTER! THE SITOUT POWERBOMB! AND HE GETS READY… BUT PIZZA BOY IS UP BEHIND HIM! AND HE LEAPS UP! HANGMAN’S NECKBREAKER AND HE TRANSITIONS INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN! THE SIGNATURE BACKSLIDE FROM PIZZA BOY, AND HERE’S THE COUNT!
Cherish: BUT REX MCALLISTER BREAKS IT UP! AND HE PULLS THE PIZZA UP TO HIS FEET AND STARTS DRIVING THOSE ELBOWS! He whips him into the ropes… AND BEAUTIFUL BACK BODY DROP FROM REX ON THE REBOUND! Rex exits to the apron and holds that top rope… The Pizza Boy stumbles to his feet… AND REX LEAPS! THE REX EFFECT! THE TWISTING TORNADO FLOW DDT CONNECTS! REX’S FINISHER CONNECTS AND HE COVERS FOR THE WIN!
Pierre: BUT KURT BURTON GRABS HIS FOOT AND PULLS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! AND HE GRABS HIS ARM AND PULLS HIM… AND HE GOES FOR A LARIAT! BUT REX DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND ENDS UP BEHIND HIM, AND HE LEANS DOWN LOW… AND REX MCALLISTER HAS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS, WHAT A SHOWING OF STRENGTH AS HE HOLDS HIM UP… ELECTRIC CHAIR CONNECTS AND KURT SLAMS INTO THE RINGSIDE AREA! AND REX MCALLISTER MOVES BACK UP TO THE APRON, AND HE IS GRIPPING THAT TOP ROPE AS PIZZA BOY IS BARELY ON ONE KNEE AFTER THAT REX EFFECT… AND HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF INTO THE RING! AND REX MCALLISTER WITH A SECOND REX EFF–SUPERKICK FROM THE PIZZA BOY! THE PIZZA BOY PAYING HOMAGE TO THE HEART BREAK BOY AS HE GRABS REX BY HIS NECK, AND HE RUNS UP THE CORNER… PIZZA! 2! GO! THE SLICED BREAD CONNECTS AND PIZZA BOY HOOKS THE LEG!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Chic n’ Stu” by System of a Down plays as the Pizza Boy lies on his back, having his title laid on his chest as the referee lifts his arm)
Ring Announcer: And your winner… AND STILL THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNN… THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PIZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOYYYYY!!!!
Cherish: WHAT A MATCH! The Pizza Boy came in here, having to defend that title against two men, two very competitive men too, and despite the odds, he comes out on top! I don’t think I’ve seen such a heart filled grind from Rex McAllister, or such a brutal edge from Kurt Burton!
Pierre: HOT DAMN WA BAM INDEED! You simply don’t see these three men fight on that level very often, and the versatility that all three showed was UNMATCHABLE! Rex McAllister was SO DAMN CLOSE TO BEING THE CHAMPION! We know how much this must devastate him, but more than anyone, Rex knows how to put this loss behind him and use it as fuel to come back next time, bigger, better and STRONGER!
(Replays of the match highlights play before the camera fades into the Pizza Boy standing in the corner, barely standing as he holds his title up and celebrates with the cheering crowd)
(The camera transitions backstage into Damien Murrow’s office — where Tyler Parker bursts through the door, looking enraged as ever, sweating heavily breathing.)
Tyler Parker: GIVE. ME. LANNISTER.
Damien Murrow: Excuse me?
Tyler Parker: ARE YOU DEAF?! I SAID GIVE ME LANNISTER, NOW. I WANT HIM. NEXT WEEK.
Damien Murrow: And who are you to make these demands?!
(Tyler Parker gets closer to the desk and Murrow, while Murrow stands up.)
Tyler Parker: I’m the best damn talent you have on this God forbidden roster. I’m the man that’s going to kick Lannister’s ass one way or another. If you want this to result to unrestricted violence… so be it. I’ll ensure that Lannister will never compete again outside of the ring.
Damien Murrow: Heh, you incompetent fools never learn do you? You know what. I don’t ca—
(Murrow is cut off by Ryder who barges into the room as well.)
Matt Ryder: Pardon the intrusion, BUT I ALSO DEMAND A MATCH WITH ZACK FUCKING CRASH. THAT PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A WRESTLER DID NOT BEAT ME. UNDERSTOOD? GOOD.
Damien Murrow: …
Tyler Parker: Back off, Ryder. I’m busy with Murrow here.
Matt Ryder: Back off? Why don’t you FUCK OFF?
(Tyler Parker gets into the face of Matt Ryder.)
Tyler Parker: What did you just say to me?! Want to say that again?! Wanna ball up your fists and play Two-Face with me?! I’ll make the next words you say your last! I WAS THE HEART OF YOUR TEAM! IF IT WEREN’T FOR ME YOU WOULD HAVE LOST INSTANTLY!
Matt Ryder: HEART? YOU WERE TOO BUSY SCREWING WITH CRASH ON TOP OF THE DAMN STRUCTURE TO WIN THE MATCH QUICKER FOR US!
(The two are then interrupted by Murrow.)
Damien Murrow: SHUT. UP.
(Tyler and Matt back away from each other, then proceed to look at Murrow.)
Damien Murrow: I don’t understand why I’m even doing this, when it would be more entertaining to see the two of you rip each other to shreds… but I’ve heard enough bickering and arguing from you petty idiots. Tyler, you want Lannister? FINE, NEXT WEEK: LANNISTER VERSUS TYLER PARKER IN THE MAIN EVENT! RYDER, YOU WANT CRASH? YOU GOT CRASH NEXT WEEK. YOUR FINAL MATCH WITH CRASH. SO MAKE IT COUNT.
Tyler Parker: Music to my ears.
(Tyler Parker briefly chuckles, before stepping outside of the office…)
Matt Ryder: I’ll make it count.
(Matt also walks out of the office, not too long after Parker.)
Damien Murrow: Ugh…
(Murrow sits back down rubbing his temples, as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(Road To Redemption 10 ad plays, featuring official theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLgQKiUk7ms )
(Graphic for Ares Vendetta versus Brian Daniels for the Answers World Championship is shown as the crowd cheers)
Pierre: I’m surprised we’ve even got voices left after this incredible show so far, but it’s not over yet! We’ve still got just one more match, and it’s our main event!
Cherish: And it’s about as personal as a rivalry can get. Brian Daniels never asked for this match, but he’s got it, and if he wants a match with Robbie V for some sort of closure, he’s got to not only go through Ares Vendetta, but take that Answers World Championship in the process. I just hope he knows exactly what he’s getting into!
(A video package plays, highlighting the feud between Brian Daniels and Ares Vendetta: Daniels announcing to the World that the only thing he feels he has left to do is face Robbie V one last time, Ares Vendetta’s interruption, disgust, and invitation for a shot at his Answers World Title, Daniels’ emphatic declining of a World Title match, both men’s verbal battles ending with Ares physically threatening his own father if Daniels doesn’t accept the match, and the following brawls between the two)
(Camera transitions back to BC Place as the titantron begins to show past Answers World Champions while prestigious music plays: Y2Impact, Lethal Consequences, Alexander Da Vinci, Scott Diamond, Prince of Phenomenal, Colin Kaline, Liam Catterson, Drastik, Extreme Enigma, StarrStan, Dark Demon, Hades The Hellraiser, Norman Hellion, Devan Dubian, Mr. DEDEDE, and current Champion, Ares Vendetta)…
(The crowd erupts with cheers as “Dragonborn” by Jeremy Soule plays all throughout BC Place as a more determined than ever Brian Daniels slowly makes his way out to the stage in silver and black attire with a Dragon logo upon them and a black and silver motorcycle jacket with a dragon design all around it)
Pierre: His beard is as luscious as ever, but his face is all business tonight! Brian Daniels has been on his own since Dia Del Diablo, absolutely dead set on getting one more match with the man that brought him into EAW, Robbie V. The only thing that stands in his way? Robbie V’s notorious son and the Answers World Champ himself, Ares Vendetta.
Cherish: And Daniels had made it very clear he doesn’t want Ares, and he doesn’t want the Answers World Championship, but Ares used what he had to get what he wanted. They’ve been at one another’s throats ever since.
(“Bloodlust” by contRoVersy plays all throughout BC Place to a chorus of boos as Ares Vendetta stoically makes his way out to the stage with his hair dyed a dark red to match his red and black attire and the Answers World Championship around his waist while he’s followed behind Bishop and Rook, who rolls out a catatonic Robbie V)
Cherish: And right there is what Brian Daniels wants. Not the Championship around Ares’ waist, but the man confined to that wheelchair. Daniels has shown regret for not doing something to help his friend, Robbie V, any sooner, but he hopes to fix that. First, he’s gotta get Ares out of his way.
(Camera cuts to a cold stare from Brian Daniels within the ring before cutting back to Ares, Bishop, Rook, and Robbie V)
Pierre: And Ares is using that knowledge to his full advantage by bringing Robbie out here to see this…
(Rook places Robbie near the commentary table before he and Bishop take their leave while Ares enters the ring)
Cherish: Daniels may not want this, but he’s not taking his eyes off of Ares for even a second. You can see that right shoulder of Brian’s is wrapped up from an assault by Ares a couple weeks back. He knows exactly what the World Champion is capable of.
(The Ring Announcer stands in the center of the ring as Brian and Ares remain in opposite corners while “Bloodlust” fades out)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall… AND IS YOUR TERRITORIAL INVASION MAIN EVENT AND IT IS FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!…….
(The crowd cheers)
Announcer: First, to my left, the challenger…. Hailing from New York City, New York…. He weighed in tonight at 210 Pounds…. HE IS “THE DRAGONBORN”…. THIS IS BRIAN DAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNIIIIEEEEEEELLLLLLSSSSS!!!…..
(The crowd cheers once more as Brian Daniels continues to stare down with Ares)
Announcer: And to my right…. Hailing from The Land of the Rising Sun…. He weighed in tonight at 217 Pounds…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING ANSWERS CHAMPION OF THE WOOORRRLLDDD…. “THE BLACK VULTURE”, ARES VEEEEENNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEETTTTTTTAAAAAA!!!….
(Ares takes the Answers World Championship off from around his waist and holds it up for everyone to see for several seconds as the crowd jeers)
Pierre: The tension’s so thick between these two…
(Ares reluctantly hands off the Answers World Championship to the Official, who shows it to Brian Daniels, to each side of the audience, and to the hard camera before handing it off to a ringside worker and calling for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Cherish: DANIELS AND ARES WASTE LITERALLY NO TIME GOING AT ONE ANOTHER AS THEY BOTH RACE TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND COLLIDE WITH A STORM OF LEFTS AND RIGHTS! BOTH MEN ABSOLUTELY LAYING INTO ONE ANOTHER WITH BLUNT SHOTS! THE REFEREE NEEDS TO MAINTAIN SOME SORT OF ORDER HERE! ARES AND DANIELS EXCHANGE BLOWS AT A RAPID-FIRE PACE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH NEITHER MAN LETTING UP! ARES SEEMS TO BE GETTING BACKED UP BY DANIELS! DANIELS CATCHES ARES WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE! ANOTHER! A KNEE TO THE MID-SECTION! DANIELS WITH A LOUD – AN EAR DRUM-SHATTERING OPEN-HAND CHOP TO ARES VENDETTA! ANOTHER! ANOTHER CONNECTS AS ARES IS BACKED INTO THE NEAREST CORNER! DANIELS WITH ANOTHER OPEN-HAND CHOP TO THE FACE OF ARES! A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF ARES! A BIG FOREARM! ANOTHER! Daniels immediately goes running into the opposite corner of the ring with determination written on his face! He’s got a fire in his eyes! HE COMES CHARGING BACK WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT! RUNNING DROPKICK IN THE CORNER CONNECTS INTO ARES!!
Pierre: WOW! What a dropkick! HOLD ON – DANIELS ISN’T FINISHED! HE RUSHES RIGHT BACK TO THAT OPPOSITE CORNER AND COMES BARRELING BACK AT ARES! A SECOND RUNNING CORNER DROPKICK IS SUCCESSFUL AS ARES CAN BARELY KEEP HIMSELF ON HIS FEET, CLINGING TO THE ROPES AS A CRUTCH! DANIELS IS BACK UP! HE’S NOT DONE! HE GOES BACK TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND EXPLODES OUT OF IT! A THIRD RUNNING CORNER DROPKICK!!!
Cherish: NO–ARES FORCES HIMSELF OUT OF THE CORNER TO MEET DANIELS, SIDESTEPPING HIM AND CATCHING HIS CHALLENGER WITH A HARD SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX! WHAT A MOVE!
Pierre: DANIELS IS UP! DANIELS IS BACK UP AS HE GRABS AN UNSUSPECTING ARES VENDETTA WITH A SLEEPER HOLD!! ARES IS IN PANIC MODE! HE’S DESPERATE TO GET OUT OF THIS! I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW MUCH DANIELS HAS MAN-HANDLED HIM THUS FAR IN THIS CONTEST! ARES IS LOSING OXYGEN BY THE SECOND AS HE STRUGGLES TO FORCE HIMSELF UP! DANIELS TIGHTENS THAT SLEEPER HOLD MORE AND MORE AS ARES FIGHTS TO GET TO HIS FEET! THE CHAMPION’S ALMOST UP!
Cherish: DANIELS BREAKS THE HOLD! HE’S GOT ARES! BRIAN DANIELS WITH A DEVASTATING DRAGON SUPLEX ON ARES AS ARES LANDS RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS SKULL!!
Pierre: DANIELS KIPS UP, LETTING OUT A BATTLE CRY THAT GETS THESE VANCOUVER FANS ON THEIR FEET! WE MAY BE MERE MOMENTS AWAY FROM SEEING A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AS DANIELS STALKS THE BATTERED ARES VENDETTA! Ares NEEDS something! Anything! He expected a fight, but I don’t think he anticipated THIS! Daniels has turned this contest into a one-sided beat down as Ares struggles to get back to a vertical base while Daniels eagerly watches! ARES IS UP! CAUSTIC ECHO!!!!!!
Cherish: ARES BLOCKS IT WITH BOTH ARMS!! HIGH KICK! A HIGH KICK INTO THE THROAT OF BRIAN DANIELS!! JESUS CHRIST!
Pierre: DANIELS DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE, GASPING FOR AIR! DARKSTAR!!! ARES CATCHES HIM WITH THAT UPPERCUT KNEE AS HE USES DANIELS’ KNEE FOR LEVERAGE! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! THEY’RE DOWN! What an opening exchange! I thought it was over! I thought Brian Daniels might actually be the only man to truly have Ares’s number! And even then, Ares may have just saved himself with that combination, he still took a large brunt of the damage in this opening! Ares looks exhausted after enduring that onslaught at the hands of his opponent while Daniels is both hurt and still struggling for air after taking that kick to the throat as the Referee checks on him!
Cherish: Daniels now working at trying to get back to his feet as Ares drops to the outside, maybe looking to recuperate some more after the beating he just took. Ares looks more pissed off than anything as he seems to have gotten his second wind, now looking to get back in the ring and capitalize… Daniels pushes himself to his feet and CHARGES! BIG FOREARM TO ARES THAT SENDS HIM OFF THE APRON! Daniels is still favoring his throat, but the scowl on his face says it all! He’s out for blood! DANIELS HITS THE ROPES! INCOMING! SUICIDE DIVE!!! BRIAN DANIELS WITH A MASSIVE SUICIDE DIVE THAT SENDS ARES VENDETTA FLIPPING OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE FRONT ROW!!
Pierre: Brian Daniels is on a roll here! He seems to be back this and back in full control! He gets back to his feet on the outside, looking to keep the momentum going for himself! Daniels reaches over the barricade, clutching a handful of Ares’ hair as he drags the Answers World Champion over the barricade!
Referee: ONE!!……………. TWO!!…………
Cherish: Ares is still doing his damndest to put up a fight, but Daniels just throws multiple clubbing blows into the back and back of the skull of Ares! DANIELS BACKS UP AND CHARGES WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF ARES AS ARES DROPS DOWN THE ORIGINAL SIDE OF THAT BARRICADE! An incredible showing from Daniels so far! He’s had a counter for Ares at every turn! Daniels rolls back into the ring and back out to break the Official’s count before making his way to Ares once more… Ares continues to fight, struggling to get back to his feet, using the barricade to aid him… Daniels grabs Ares, pulling him up against the barricade, looking into his eyes with a look that could kill! A LOUD – A SICKENING LOUD CHOP CONNECTS OFF THE CHEST OF ARES VENDETTA! DANIELS LOOKS AS DETERMINED AS I’VE EVER SEEN HIM AS HE LAYS INTO ARES WITH MULTIPLE CHOPS! A BIG FOREARM CONNECTS BEFORE HE SENDS ARES ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING! Daniels doesn’t seem to be looking to finish this contest just yet as he climbs up to the apron… I don’t know if he’s just breaking Ares down or wanting to torture him here, but he’ll keep the assault coming as he ascends to the nearest corner of the ring!
Pierre: You saw that Daniels trying to end this with the Caustic Echo backfired on him earlier, Cherish, Daniels may be looking to make certain that won’t happen again by completely dissecting Ares first! DANIELS IS PERCHED! ARES WOOZILY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET! ARES RUSHES INTO THE ROPES BEFORE DANIELS CAN GET A CHANCE TO LEAP! DANIELS IS CROTCHED ON THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE AS HE LOSES HIS BALANCE! A glimmer of hope has just shown itself for Ares! He HAS to take advantage! This may be all he has! This has been a one-sided affair thus far outside a few good hits from Ares, but he may actually have a chance to turn the tide in his favor! Daniels doesn’t want to let that happen as he starts struggling to get back up! ARES CHARGES WITH ALL HE’S GOT LEFT! HE RUNS UP THAT CORNER OF THE RING AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG FLASH KICK UPSIDE THE JAW OF DANIELS!! DANIELS IS SENT CRASHING AND BURNING OFF THE TOP AND TO THE OUTSIDE, AWKWARDLY HITTING THE APRON ON HIS WAY DOWN!
Cherish: Ares somehow pulled off somewhat of a comeback there! He’s still alive! This crowd isn’t too pleased with it, but you’ve gotta admire his resilience! Ares absolutely refuses to die and it was a smart move using the ring to his advantage to get the better of Brian! He just needs to follow it up, and that looks to be exactly what he’s got in mind as he glares at Daniels on the outside! Ares looks like a man possessed as he rises back to his feet! HE GOES CHARGING INTO THE ROPES! COMING BACK WITH A HEAD FULL OF STEAM AS DANIELS MAKES IT BACK UP ON THE OUTSIDE!! SUICIDE DIVE OF HIS OWN!! NO–DANIELS RUSHES IN TO CATCH THE INCOMING ARES WITH A BIG FOREARM BLUNTLY TO THE FACE AS ARES IS SENT ROLLING BACK IN THE RING! DANIELS CLIMBS UP ON THE APRON! LOOK AT THIS! ARES IS BACK ON HIS FEET ALREADY! HE BURSTS FORWARD! SPEAR!!! A SPEAR TO BRIAN DANIELS AS BOTH MEN GO CRASHING AND BURNING TO THE OUTSIDE!! WHAT A MOVE, STRAIGHT OUT OF METHUSELAH AND MR. DEDEDE’S PLAYBOOK THERE! Both men are down and both men are HURT!
Referee: ONE!!……….. TWO!!………… THREE!!…………..
Pierre: Ares clutches the ring apron to help himself back up to his feet, but the damage done to him is pretty apparent with how slowly he’s moving as Daniels isn’t far behind… Ares climbs up to the apron, potentially looking for something big to follow up that devastating spear… He’s making his way to the nearby corner! Daniels is right on his tail! Ares makes it to the top turnbuckle in time to see Daniels rush into him with a hard shot to the face! A forearm connects to Ares! Ares isn’t letting Daniels just take back the control that easily as he fights with kicks to his opponent! Daniels refuses to let Ares’ momentum get any bigger! ARES WITH A HARD BOOT INTO THE EYE OF BRIAN DANIELS! DANIELS BACKS UP, THAT MAY HAVE BLINDED HIM A BIT! ARES LEAPS–MY GOD!! DDT!!! A MASSIVE DDT AS BRIAN DANIELS’ SKULL IS DRIVEN STRAIGHT INTO THE APRON!! DANIELS IS FAVORING HIS NECK AS THE REFEREE GOES TO CHECK ON HIM ON THE OUTSIDE! Ares may have ended this match right then and there! Daniels seems to be fine to continue, but he may not be for long as Ares rises back to his feet, clutching the hair of Daniels as he drags him up as well! Ares with that sadistic look on his face that we’re all too familiar with! He’s a shark that smells blood in the water! Ares sends Daniels rolling back into the ring!
Cherish: Ares climbs back up to the apron and makes his ascent to the top turnbuckle once more, possibly looking to finish this once and for all! The catatonic Robbie V remains expressionless here next to our table as his son looks to finish off his former partner and once closest friend! ARES IS PERCHED! METEORA!!!! DANIELS MOVES! DANIELS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN THE KNICK OF TIME, BUT ARES MANAGES TO CATCH HIMSELF AS HE ROLLS ON IMPACT AND RIGHT BACK TO HIS FEET! DANIELS IS FORCING HIMSELF BACK UP AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE! HE TURNS AROUND, CHARGING STRAIGHT FOR ARES!! METEORA!!!! A VICIOUS LEAPING METEORA CONNECTS ONTO THE INCOMING BRIAN DANIELS!! ARES COVERS HIM!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!…………
Cherish: AND IT’S NOT ENOUGH AS BRIAN DANIELS KICKS OUT! Ares smacks the canvas repeatedly out of frustration! He was hoping to end this once and for all, but I’m afraid Brian Daniels doesn’t go down that easily! Ares doesn’t even seem to be going back on the attack just yet, but watching Daniels like a hungry predator… Daniels visibly clutching his shoulder after that devastating Meteora… A… A smile seems to be forming across the face of Ares… Ares now… Oh come on… I knew this was coming as Ares starts ripping off the wraps around that injured shoulder of Brian Daniels! The Referee scolds him for it, but there’s nothing he can really do to stop this! Ares with a stomp down into that shoulder of Daniels! Another boot! ARES DROPS DOWN, LAYING INTO THAT HURT SHOULDER WITH RAPID-FIRE SHOTS, MERCILESSLY ASSAULTING HIS OPPONENT! DANIELS IS A TRAPPED ANIMAL HERE, DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS, GRASPING FOR THE FACE, EYES – ANYTHING OF ARES! Ares puts a stop to the onslaught as he drags the injured Brian Daniels up! HE PULLS HIM IN! HALF-NELSON CHOKE SUPLEX!! A HEINOUS SUPLEX THAT DROPS DANIELS RIGHT ON HIS NECK AND SHOULDER ALIKE! ARES ISN’T FINISHED! HE PULLS DANIELS AND HIMSELF RIGHT BACK UP! ANOTHER DREADED HALF-NELSON CHOKE SUPLEX CONNECTS AS DANIELS IS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT, CLUTCHING AT HIS SHOULDER, WRITHING IN PAIN!
Pierre: Ares looks like a kid on Christmas as he watches Daniels in pain on the canvas! He’s loving it! All the damage Daniels did to Ares is losing its potency with every passing second that Ares is in control! Ares is back on his feet, admiring his work as a still very determined Daniels fights through the agony to get back up to his feet… Ares swats at Daniels with a boot as Daniels gets to his feet! Ares showing not even the slightest hint of respect for this man as he swats at him again, toying with him! You’d think he’d be taking this more seriously with the beating he took earlier on! Ares swats at the head of Daniels once more, saying something to him I didn’t quite catch… He–DANIELS FORCES HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET TO CATCH AN OFF-GUARD ARES WITH A BIG ELBOW TO THE MOUTH!! I THINK THAT BUSTED THE LIP OF ARES AS A DESPERATE AND ANGRY DANIELS RUSHES HIM! ARES SIDESTEPS IT!! HE’S GOT DANIELS!! HE’S GOT HIM! CROSSFACE CHICKENWING!!! HE’S GOT DANIELS IN A CROSSFACE CHICKENWING, PERFECTLY WORKING BOTH THE NECK AND SHOULDER OF DANIELS AS HE FORCES HIS OPPONENT DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! THIS CROWD IS LIVID!
Cherish: ARES HAS BECOME A SNAKE CONSTRICTING THE BODY OF BRIAN DANIELS WITH A BODY SCISSORS NOW! DANIELS IS WELL-KNOWN FOR HIS SUBMISSIONS AND TECHNICAL ABILITIES, BUT IT’S ARES VENDETTA WHO’S PERFECTLY DISSECTING HIS OPPONENT AND CAPITALIZING WITH AN EXCRUCIATING SUBMISSION!! DANIELS HAS ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE TO GO! THAT SHOULDER IS HYPEREXTENDED WHILE HIS NECK HAS PRESSURE BEING APPLIED HARDER WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND! HE MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO CUT HIS LOSSES AND TAP OUT HERE! ARES IS A MAN MORE THAN WILLING TO END SOMEONE ELSE’S CAREER JUST TO WALK OUT VICTORIOUS! DANIELS’ FACE IS A BRIGHT SHADE OF RED AS HE DOES ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO ESCAPE THIS HOLD, BUT IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE IT’LL DO HIM ANY GOOD! ALL THE STRUGGLING HE’S DOING IS ONLY EXHAUSTING HIM! DANIELS IS FADING! HE CAN BARELY MOVE! THE HAND OF DANIELS DROPS! THE REFEREE GRABS THAT LEFT HAND OF DANIELS, PICKING IT UP… AND IT DROPS TO THE CANVAS!
Pierre: Brian Daniels did absolutely everything he could in this contest, but this injury seems to have gotten the better of him… The Official raises Daniels’ hand again… And it drops to the canvas once more!
Cherish: This Vancouver crowd has gone silent as Daniels remains motionless… The Referee raises his hand once more to finish it… And it drops straight to the canvas..
Pierre: NO–DANIELS STOPS THE HAND! HE STOPS IT! HE REFUSES TO DIE AS THIS CROWD IS BACK ON THEIR FEET, CHEERING HIM ON!! DANIELS STILL HAS LIFE LEFT IN HIM! ARES LOOKS DISGUSTED AT THE RESILIENCE OF HIS OPPONENT AS DANIELS ONCE AGAIN STARTS STRUGGLING! DANIELS CAN’T MERELY SLIP OUT OF THIS, BUT HE CAN USE BRUTE STRENGTH! ARES MAY HAVE A WEIGHT ADVANTAGE OVER HIM, BUT DANIELS IS PUTTING LITERALLY ALL THAT HE HAS LEFT INTO THIS AS HE ROLLS HIS BODY OVER AND DESPERATELY ATTEMPTS TO GET BACK UP!! ARES IS WRAPPED AROUND HIS WHOLE UPPER BODY AS DANIELS STRUGGLES TO RISE! HE’S GOT ONE FOOT PLANTED! HE’S STILL GOING! ARES IS DOING ALL HE CAN TO EITHER RIP THAT SHOULDER OUT OF ITS SOCKET OR CHOKE HIM OUT, BUT DANIELS WON’T BUDGE! HE’S ON BOTH FEET! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! INCREDIBLE! DANIELS IS RISING UP!! ARES BREAKS THE CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING! HE THROWS A FOREARM INTO THE SHOULDER OF DANIELS BEFORE PULLING HIM IN! HALF-NELSON CHOKE SUPLEX!!!
Cherish: DANIELS IS BITING HIM!! HE’S BITING ARES!! JESUS CHRIST, HE’S LOST HIS MIND!! IT’S ENOUGH TO BUY DANIELS SOME TIME AS HE DESPERATELY TRIES TO STAY ON HIS FEET! HE THROWS HIS SKULL STRAIGHT INTO THE COLLARBONE OF ARES VENDETTA!! ARES IS STAGGERING! HE THROWS A HARD SHOT INTO THE FACE OF DANIELS! ANOTHER SHOT! ANOTHER! DANIELS IS FALTERING!! ARES WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! IT’S CAUGHT! DANIELS THROWS THE FOOT OF ARES DOWN! CAUSTIC ECHO?!!!! CAUSTIC ECHO!!!! HE CAUGHT HIM WITH A CAUSTIC ECHO OUT OF THE DAMN BLUE AS BOTH MEN CRASH TO THE CANVAS!!!
Pierre: A move out of desperation, but an absolutely CRUCIAL one for Brian Daniels! He just completely saved this contest for himself, even if he can’t make it to the cover on Ares! Daniels still has a fighting chance despite all the damage he’s taken at the hands of Ares! He’s still got that fighting spirit in him, and it’s pushing him through every bit of the excruciating pain he’s going through right now as he grits his teeth and favors that possibly separated shoulder… Daniels knows he has to keep going. No matter how much pain he’s in, he HAS to keep going, be it for the Answers World Championship or that man here at ringside, Robbie V – he’s got to keep going! Daniels stumbles into the ropes, using them to help keep him up as Ares begins to stir.. Daniels needs something to follow it up with. Even one more Caustic Echo could be enough to finish off Ares judging from the glazed over look in his eyes… Daniels makes it back to his feet and makes his way over to the still dazed Ares, pulling him up.. Ares isn’t having it as he pushes himself into the gut of Daniels, driving both men back into the nearest corner! Ares throws multiple shots to the body of Daniels! Daniels with clubbing blows to the spine of Ares! Ares is fully up now as he lands a shot to the face of Daniels! Another shot connects! Another! Ares grabs a hold of Daniels, placing him up on the top turnbuckle, looking for something big! Ares throws a headbutt into the skull of Brian Daniels now!
Cherish: Ares is every bit as depraved as Daniels is – he’ll use literally everything he’s got just to win this, so I can’t even imagine what he’s got in mind to finish it! He’s climbing up there! Daniels isn’t having it as he throws shots into Ares! Ares with another headbutt! Daniels fires back with a headbutt of his own! A second headbutt LOUDLY connects off the skull of Ares Vendetta!! AND A BIG FOREARM SENDS ARES CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Daniels has a chance for something big! He has a chance to turn the tide back into his favor! He’s got Ares in his sights! Ares struggles to get back up! DANIELS LEAPS!! MISSILE DROPKICK!!! HE’S CAUGHT! HE’S CAUGHT ON THE SHOULDERS OF ARES!! DANIELS IS FIGHTING IT, BUT ARES PUSHES FORWARD! RUNNING TURNBUCKLE BOMB ON BRIAN DANIELS!!!
Pierre: DANIELS IMMEDIATELY EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A LARIAT THAT TURNS ARES INSIDE OUT!!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ONCE MORE! NO! DANIELS IS ALREADY PUSHED HIMSELF UP! The LOOK in the eyes of Brian Daniels! I’ve never seen such a resolve in his face before! This man has a purpose tonight, and it goes beyond being the Answers World Champion! He wants to win this more than anything, but not just to put a World Title around his waist! Daniels is snarling and heaving his chest as he rises to his feet with a mad look gleaming in his eyes! He may be seeing visions of the end! A battered Ares Vendetta slowly begins to rise up as Daniels is up to a vertical base! DANIELS WITH A LOUD KICK OFF THE STERNUM OF A KNEELING ARES! WHAT A SHOT! A SECOND GUNSHOT-LIKE KICK BOUNCES OFF THE REDDENED CHEST OF ARES! ANOTHER KICK TO THE STERNUM! A FOURTH! A FIFTH! A SIXTH! ARES CAN BARELY STAY UP ANY LONGER AS DANIELS CONNECTS WITH A SEVENTH BEFORE HE BACKS UP WITH A BATTLE CRY THAT GETS THIS CROWD ON THEIR FEET ONCE MORE! AND ONE FINAL KICK BRUTALLY CONNECTS OFF THE SKULL OF ARES VENDETTA!!! DANIELS DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS A LEG OF ARES FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………
Cherish: IT’S NO GOOD AS ARES KICKS OUT, BUT DANIELS LITERALLY WASTES NO TIME GRABBING THE LEFT ARM OF ARES AND ROLLING HIM OVER, MANEUVERING HIM INTO POSITION!! HE’S GOING FOR IT! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE END! THE FOURTH SEAL!!!! NO–ARES MANAGES TO NARROWLY ROLL THROUGH IT, REFUSING TO LET IT HAPPEN! HE’S HURT, TRYING TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT DANIELS IS THE FIRST UP! ARES DROPS DANIELS WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!! HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR A POTENTIAL SUBMISSION! DANIELS CONTORTS HIS LEGS AND PULLS ARES INTO A VICTORY ROLL!!
Pierre: ARES KICKS OUT, BUT CAN’T GO ANYWHERE WITH DANIELS LATCHED ONTO HIS LEFT LEG!! HE’S GOT A KNEEBAR IN ON ARES!!! A VICIOUS KNEEBAR AS A DESPERATE ARES VENDETTA PANICS TO GET TO THE ROPES! HE’S CLAWING HIS WAY THERE! DANIELS IS DOING ALL HE POSSIBLY CAN TO SNAP THE LEG OF ARES BEFORE THAT HAPPENS!! DANIELS BREAKS THE HOLD AND DRAGS ARES BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! HE’S GOT BOTH OF THE CHAMPION’S LEGS NOW! SETTING HIM UP! HE’S GOT BOTH ARMS OF ARES AS HE STANDS ON THE BACK OF ARES’ LEGS!! AND HE PULLS BACK TO LIFT ARES INTO A SURFBOARD!!! ARES IS TRAPPED UP IN THAT AGONIZING SUBMISSION!! HE REFUSES TO GIVE UP! DANIELS LETS GO OVER THE ARMS OF ARES NOW, PULLING HIS HEAD BACK! MY GOD!! HE’S GOT HIM LOCKED IN A DRAGON SLEEPER AS WELL!! JESUS CHRIST! A MAN’S BODY DOES NOT BEND THAT WAY!
Cherish: DANIELS IS ABOUT TO SNAP ARES IN HALF!! ARES DESPERATELY REACHES FOR THE FACE OF DANIELS, CLAWING AT HIS EYES!! HE JUST RAKES AT THE EYES OF DANIELS, BUT DANIELS REFUSES TO LET IT GET TO HIM AS HE BREAKS THE HOLD AND TURNS IT INTO AN A DRAGON SLEEPER WITH A BODY SCISSORS!! DANIELS IS NOW THE SNAKE CONSTRICTING THE LIFE OUT OF HIS OPPONENT!! ARES HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! HE’S STILL DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR ANYTHING HE POSSIBLY CAN – LOOKING FOR SOME SORT OF SAVING GRACE, BUT ALL HE CAN SEE IS THE ARM OF BRIAN DANIELS APPLYING MORE AND MORE PRESSURE TO HIS SKULL AND NECK!! DANIELS YELLING FOR ARES TO TAP AND GIVE UP WHILE HE’S STILL GOT HIS CAREER INTACT!! BOTH OF THESE MEN ARE ABSOLUTELY EXHAUSTED AND BEATEN AND BATTERED! SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE AND IT JUST MIGHT HERE! ARES IS USING EVERY LAST OUNCE OF STRENGTH HE’S GOT JUST TO PUSH HIMSELF OVER ONTO HIS STOMACH, POSSIBLY LOOKING TO PULL HIMSELF TO HIS FEET JUST AS DANIELS DID EARLIER! DANIELS ISN’T HAVING IT! HE BREAKS THE DRAGON SLEEPER, GRABBING THE ARM OF ARES!! ARES CAN’T FIGHT IT!!
Pierre: THE FOURTH SEAL!!!!! HE’S GOT THE FOURTH SEAL LOCKED IN ON ARES VENDETTA!!!! ARES CAN’T DO ANYTHING!! HE CAN’T DO A DAMN THING!!
Cherish: ARES PUT THIS ON HIMSELF, TOYING WITH HIS OPPONENT EARLIER WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN FINISHING THIS, AND NOW HE’S PAYING FOR IT! WE’RE ABOUT TO SEE A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! ARES CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! HE’S IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN, SCRATCHING AND CLAWING TO GET TO THE ROPES!! HIS ONLY SALVATION IS THAT BOTTOM ROPE AS HE NEARS IT!! HE’S GOT HIS FINGERTIPS ON IT!!
Pierre: DANIELS PUTS A BOOT TO THE BOTTOM ROPE AND USES IT TO ROLL HE AND ARES OVER FURTHER BACK TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH THAT FOURTH SEAL LOCKED IN TIGHT!! DANIELS WITH A BRILLIANT MOVE THERE!! ARES JUST LOST HIS LAST HOPE!! HE’S GOTTA TAP! HE’S GOTTA TAP! ARES IS FADING! HE’S LOOKING TO ONCE MORE FORCE HIMSELF UP, BUT HE DOESN’T HAVE THE ENERGY! DANIELS IS GONNA BREAK HIS DAMN NECK!! ARES IS PUTTING LITERALLY – LITERALLY EVERYTHING INTO THIS AS HE FORCES HIMSELF UP!! HE’S GOT HIMSELF ON HIS FEET! HE’S FALTERING!! DANIELS IS LATCHED ON!! ARES FORCES HIMSELF UP AND CHARGES!!! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!! RUNNING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER INTO THE NEAREST CORNER ON BRIAN DANIELS!! JESUS CHRIST! HE DID IT! ARES VENDETTA BROKE THE HOLD!!!
Cherish: UN! BE! LIEVABLE! These aren’t two wrestlers – these men are WARRIORS! They’ve gone to absolute war with one another tonight! And whatever other elements linger above, it all comes down to being the Answers World Champion! Both men are absolutely exhausted, both of their chests heaving rapidly just to catch a breath!
(A slow-motion replay is shown of Ares Vendetta breaking the Fourth Seal by hitting a Running Death Valley Driver into the corner as both men’s body bounce off the turnbuckles)
Pierre: This is every bit as much about endurance as it is fighting! You have to endure just as much, if not more than what you can dish out! Neither man wants to be the one to fall! Ares clutches the ropes with a look of nothing but contempt on his face! He eyes his catatonic father at ringside! He doesn’t want to just end Brian Daniels for his own sake, but to spite his father as well in some way! Ares turns around as Daniels struggles to get back to his feet! Ares wants to finish this as he drives a hard knee into the skull of his challenger! He pulls Daniels in, hooking both arms! HE’S GOT HIM! PEDIGREE DRIVER!!!! NO–DANIELS SENDS HIM UP?! HE DROPS ARES DOWN THROAT-FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE!! DANIELS SAVES HIMSELF THERE AS ARES CLUTCHES HIS THROAT, GASPING FOR BREATH! HE STRUGGLES TO KEEP HIMSELF UP, USING THE ROPES AS A CRUTCH AS DANIELS IS BACK UP! A GASPING ARES TURNS AROUND!! CAUSTIC ECHO!!!!! NO–ARES DUCKS AWAY, FALLING THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE JUST TO ESCAPE THE CAUSTIC ECHO!! ARES STILL FAVORING HIS THROAT AS HE CRAWLS AWAY! DANIELS ISN’T LETTING HIM GO! Daniels goes right after him, rolling to the outside, hoping to finish this once and for all! Daniels… Hold on… No… Come on!
(Ares grabs Robbie V at ringside, kicking the wheelchair away, holding him up in front of him as Brian Daniels stops in his tracks)
Cherish: Ares with… I don’t know what the Hell he thinks he’s doing…
Ares (no mic): I’LL SNAP IT! I’LL SNAP HIS NECK RIGHT HERE AND NOW AND IT WON’T MEAN A THING TO ME! GET BACK! YOU WANT HIM SO BAD?! GET BACK!
Pierre: He can’t seriously be threatening to hurt his own father, can he?! Is this guy serious?!
Cherish: The Referee seems just as baffled as everyone else, but Brian Daniels seems to have no other choice than to comply! He can’t come at Ares with Robbie in jeopardy! This is low! Even for Ares, this is low! He–
Pierre: ARES PUSHES ROBBIE FORWARD, INTO DANIELS! SUPERKICK!!! ARES WITH A LOUD SUPERKICK TO DANIELS AS HE CATCHES ROBBIE!! DANIELS DROPS TO THE MAT AS ARES IMMEDIATELY GRABS A HOLD OF HIM!! NO, NO! DON’T! PEDIGREE DRIVER!!!! A PEDIGREE DRIVER CONNECTS STRAIGHT ONTO THE MAT ON THE OUTSIDE!! DANIELS ISN’T MOVING!!
Cherish: How low can you get?! He just used his own father as BAIT! JUST to take control! He may have just broken Daniels’ damn neck with that Pedigree Driver on the outside! Ares rolls back into the ring, telling the still stunned Referee to count! Come on! Not like this! You can’t be serious!
Pierre: He’s got no choice!
Referee: ONE!!…………. TWO!!……………. THREE!!………….
Cherish: Daniels still isn’t moving!
Referee: FOUR!!………… FIVE!!………….. SIX!!………….. SEVEN!!…………
Pierre: This is absolutely disgusting to watch….
Referee: EIGHT!!…………… NINE!!…………… TEN
Cherish: Ares rolls to the outside RIGHT before the ten count?! What the Hell is wrong with him?!
Pierre: I can’t tell if he’s just toying with Daniels once more or had a change of heart, but he immediately starts mercilessly stomping away at the neck and shoulder of Brian Daniels! He’s just laying into him! Ares drops down, throwing hard lefts and rights into a defenseless Brian Daniels! The Ref may have to stop this! Ares drags Daniels up… AND SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE NEARBY STEEL STEPS WITH GREAT VELOCITY!!! THE TOP OF THOSE STEPS WENT FLYING AS DANIELS COLLIDED WITH THEM! DANIELS CAN’T DO ANYTHING! HE’S HURT AND HE’S HURT BAD!
Cherish: The Referee’s telling Ares to move it back into the ring as Ares oddly complies and sends Daniels rolling back in… Hold on… Ares grabs a hold of Robbie V now! What the Hell? He’s rolling his own father into the ring! He’s lost his damn mind! Daniels is finally moving, but he’s very clearly in a lot of pain here… Ares is back in as Daniels makes it up to his knees… SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL FROM ARES TO DANIELS!! DANIELS IS DOWN ONCE MORE, FAVORING THAT NECK AND SHOULDER AREA!! Ares is loving it! He’s relishing every moment of it! He grabs his father, dragging him into the nearby corner! He gets in his face as the Referee tries to put a stop to this madness!
Ares (no mic) I WANT YOU TO WATCH THIS! WATCH THIS!
Pierre: I can’t even begin to imagine what he’s talking about as he turns his focus back towards Daniels, Ares reaching–
Cherish: HE’S PULLED IN?!! SMALL PACKAGE!!! SMALL PACKAGE FROM DANIELS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………… THREE!!!
Pierre: ARES JUST BARELY KICKS OUT BEFORE THREE AS DANIELS STAYS ON HIM!! HE’S GOT HIM!! HE’S GOT HIM!! DANIELS ISN’T LETTING THIS SLIP THROUGH HIS FINGERS!! THE FOURTH SEAL!!!! THE FOURTH SEAL IS LOCKED IN ONCE MORE!!! NO–HE CAN’T SEEM TO GET ALL OF IT! HE CAN’T LOCK HIS HANDS! HIS SHOULDER MAY BE ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED AND HIS NECK ALONG WITH IT BY THIS POINT!! HE’S TRYING!!
Cherish: ARES POWERS OUT OF IT, ROLLING DANIELS ONTO HIS BACK AND THROWS A HARD FOREARM INTO THE FACE OF THE CHALLENGER!! ANOTHER FOREARM! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! DANIELS REFUSES TO DIE AS HE REPLIES WITH SHOTS OF HIS OWN!! ARES IS EASILY OVERWHELMING HIM AS HE LAYS INTO DANIELS! THE NOSE OF DANIELS IS BLEEDING – IT MAY BE BROKEN FROM THIS DISGUSTINGLY HARD FOREARMS!! DANIELS WON’T STAY DOWN!! HE JUST WON’T! ARES KEEPS LAYING INTO HIM WITH ALL HE’S GOT! DANIELS DOESN’T WANT TO GO DOWN!! DANIELS FORCES HIMSELF TO HIS KNEES AS ARES THROWS RAPID FOREARMS INTO HIS FACE! DANIELS CAN’T EVEN BLOCK THEM ANYMORE!! PENALTY KICK!!! ARES WITH A HEINOUS PENALTY KICK THAT FINALLY TAKES DOWN DANIELS!! ARES IS LIVID!! HE HATES DANIELS! HE HATES EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM! HE HATES HIS RESILIENCE! HE DRAGS DANIELS UP! HE PICKS HIM UP!! BRAINBUSTER!!! A DEVASTATING BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS AS ARES KEEPS A HOLD OF DANIELS, DRAGGING HIM UP! A MASSIVE RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS ON DANIELS AS HE LANDS RIGHT ON HIS HEAD!! DANIELS IS IN AGONY AS ARES GRABS HIM ONCE MORE, PULLING HIM UP!
Pierre: HE PICKS HIM UP AND DRIVES DANIELS DOWN INTO A BELLY TO BELLY SHOULDER BREAKER!! ARES JUST LAYS INTO DANIELS NOW! NOT EVEN LOOKING FOR A MOVE ANYMORE! JUST MERCILESSLY THROWING SHOTS AND STOMPS INTO THAT NECK AND SHOULDER AREA!! HE DRAGS DANIELS UP!! A BIG KNEE TO THE SKULL OF DANIELS!! HE WON’T LET HIM DROP DOWN!! ANOTHER BIG KNEE CONNECTS!! BLOOD RUNNING DOWN THE MOUTH OF BRIAN DANIELS AS ARES PULLS HIM UP!! A KNEE TO THE SKULL OF DANIELS AS HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS! ANOTHER KNEE! ANOTHER! ANOTHER!!
Cherish: DANIELS SOMEHOW TRIES LIFTING ARES UP!! HE’S STILL GOT LIFE IN HIM?!
Pierre: ARES USES HIS WEIGHT AGAINST DANIELS AS HE COMES CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS ON DANIELS’ SHOULDER, SETTING HIM UP!! HE’S NOT LOOKING FOR THAT PEDIGREE DRIVER ANYMORE!! VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER!!!! THE VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER IS LOCKED IN ON BRIAN DANIELS!!! ARES STARTS STOMPING AWAY AT THE BACK OF DANIELS’ SKULL REPEATEDLY AS DANIELS CAN’T DO A DAMN THING! HE’S HELPLESS!! HE’S BLOODIED! HE’S BATTERED!! ARES HAS LOST HIS DAMN MIND!! HE’S GOING TO KILL THIS MAN!! THE REFEREE’S CALLING FOR THE BELL!! DANIELS IS OUT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Bloodlust” by contRoVersy plays all throughout BC Place as Ares Vendetta breaks the Vulgar Display of Power)
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY SUBMISSION… AND STTTTIIIIILLLLLLLLL ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION….. ARES VEEEEEEENNNNNNNDDDDDDEEEEEEETTTTTAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Cherish: Well, I suppose he did it… Ares has once more successfully retained his Answers World Championship, but usually I can happily say that, because he’s never relied on cheap tactics to win his matches, but THAT… That was low.
Pierre: He’s certainly a problem child, Cherish, and he’s even got the red hair tonight to go with it. Brian Daniels gave this match his absolute all, but it seems Ares was willing to go one step further to win.
(Medical technicians rush out to check on Brian Daniels as Ares Vendetta is handed the Answers World Championship by the Referee)
Cherish: Ares set out to prove something tonight, but I think the moment he used his own father to get the better of Daniels – his point was nonexistent. You can’t deny this guy’s talent, but that’s just no way to win in my book.
Pierre: Well, perhaps he–
Cherish: ARES VENDETTA RUSHES THE MEDICAL TECHNICIANS?! HE’S LAYING INTO THEM, THROWING THEM OUT OF THE RING AND KICKING AWAY THE REST?! WHAT THE HELL?! ARES IS LAYING INTO DANIELS!! HE’S–
(The WarGames structure starts to lower)
Pierre: WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?!
Cherish: ARES HAS LOST HIS DAMN MIND! YOU WON THE MATCH! IT’S OVER!
(The WarGames structure comes down around the ring as Ares drops to the outside, searching underneath the apron)
Pierre: WE NEED SOMEONE OUT HERE, PLEASE! THIS IS GETTING FAR TOO OUT OF HAND! DANIELS IS ALREADY A MESS!
(Ares pulls out a steel chair from under the ring as the crowd loudly boos)
Cherish: Come on, Ares… You retained your Title! Somebody stop him already!
Pierre: HE’S BACK IN THE RING AND IMMEDIATELY SWINGS THAT CHAIR DOWN INTO THE BODY OF BRIAN DANIELS! HE SWINGS INTO IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! COME ON! SOMEONE HELP HIM! HE JUST KEEPS SWINGING IT! HE JUST KEEPS SWINGING IT INTO THE BODY OF BRIAN DANIELS! THIS GUY IS CRAZY!
(The Pizza Boy and several Officials rush down to the ring, trying to open the locked WarGames structure)
Cherish: BRIAN DANIELS’ ALLY, THE PIZZA BOY, IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET IN THERE! THE DAMN DOOR IS LOCKED!
(The crowd starts to loudly stir)
Pierre: Hold on, Cherish…. I…
(Ares turns to see Robbie V crawling towards him)
Cherish: I… I have no idea what to make of this… Robbie seems to be… I don’t know what’s going on, but he’s MOVING! Robbie V is moving! Ares looks stunned! There seems to be no emotion on the face of Robbie, but he’s literally crawling toward Ares and Brian! Ares… Ares looks disgusted! I think Robbie might me trying to stop this! Ares is repulsed!
Pierre: ARES SWINGS THAT STEEL CHAIR DOWN INTO THE BODY OF ROBBIE V?! THAT’S YOUR FATHER!! HE SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO ROBBIE AGAIN AND AGAIN AND–COME ON!! SOMEONE STOP THIS! SOMEONE!
(A stunned HRDO rushes out to the stage, yelling for production to raise the WarGames structure)
Cherish: HE JUST KEEPS LAYING INTO HIM!! THAT CHAIR IS COVERED WITH DENTS FROM THE FLESH OF DANIELS AND ROBBIE GETTING STRUCK WITH IT! THIS IS DISGUSTING! HE’S LAYING INTO HIS OWN FATHER LIKE IT’S NOTHING!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S SAYING TO ROBBIE, BUT I’M SURE IT ISN’T TOO PLEASANT!
(The WarGames structure starts to raise)
Pierre: ARES WRAPS THAT CHAIR AROUND THE RIGHT ARM OF BRIAN DANIELS NOW! SOMEONE’S GOTTA STOP HIM!! ARES IS GOING TO THE NEAREST CORNER!! THE SCOWL UPON HIS FACE! THIS GUY IS A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING! DON’T!!
(Ares comes down upon the steel chair wrapped around Brian Daniels’ arm with a Five-Star Frogsplash moments before the ring is swarmed with security, Officials, The Pizza Boy, and HRDO)
Cherish: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS GUY! HE MAY HAVE JUST SNAPPED THE ARM OF BRIAN DANIELS!! HIS ENTIRE BODY WEIGHT JUST CAME DOWN ON THAT CHAIR, MOCKING HIS FATHER! MOCKING THE MAN DANIELS WANTED A MATCH WITH!! HE DOESN’T EVEN CARE! HE DOESN’T EVEN GIVE A DAMN! HE HAS NO REMORSE FOR WHAT HE JUST DID!!
Pierre: We’re being told to end the show immediately, so – I suppose thank you for joining us for MOST of this night… Signing off for Cherish, I’m Pierre McGuire, and….
(Pierre and Cherish can be heard taking off their headsets as Ares Vendetta is held down by a team of security in the ring while Brian Daniels and Robbie V are checked on by Medical Technicians and The Pizza Boy before the camera fades to black)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)