( EAW Intro plays )
(“Immortalized” by Disturbed plays… Recap video of the feuds leading up to Rising Tide comes on, featuring Heart Break Boy vs. Scott Oasis, Lucian Black vs. Rhaegar, Tig Kelly vs. The Pizza Boy, Drastik’s Open Challenge, and Brian Daniels vs. Zack Crash.)
(Camera cuts to the Tokyo Dome, the entire arena lit with red glowsticks being held in the air, as the camera moves around to the multitude of people in the crowd, with a deafening roar, as it pans over to Stew-O and Deadprez.)
Stew-O: IT’S THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN AND WE ARE HERE LIVE IN THE TOKYO DOME! WELCOME TO THE SHOW WITH THE BEST WRESTLING ON THE PLANET, DYNASTY!
Deadprez: That’s right, Stew! It’s epic here in the Tokyo Dome with the largest showings from the Dy-Hard fans over an ASTOUNDING 53,000 STRONG! THANK YOU, DY-HARDS HERE IN JAPAN FOR SHOWING YOUR SUPPORT IN MAKING THIS POSSIBLE!
Stew-O: We have a multitude of big matches set to take place here tonight! Brian Daniels vs. Zack Crash for the World Heavyweight Championship, which is bound to be a hell of a main event for tonight!
Deadprez: Yes, we also have our National Elite Championship match, Drastik’s Open Challenge, Heart Break Boy vs. Scott Oasis, and MUCH MORE! Let’s get things going with a HUGE AND EXTREME START!
(The camera transitions to the ring — where the ring announcer awaits his cue.)
(“Long Forgotten Sons” by Rise Against plays — as JJ Silva walks through the curtains, getting a heavy negative reactions from the fans in Tokyo, Japan.)
Ring Announcer: This following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!… AND IT IS AN EXTREME RULESSSSSS MATCHHHH!!!!… INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY! WEIGHING IN AT 245 POOOOOOUNNNNDSSS!!!!… JJJJJJJJ!!!!… JJJJJJJJJ!!!!…. SILVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Stew: This is a man who’s repeatedly expressed his feelings on his this brand as a whole has cheated him out of multiple success stories. He wants to compete for titles, he wants to rack up accolades, but claims Dynasty management has been holding him back for greedy purposes… and I can’t say he set a great example for himself, when he got himself disqualified in the original match he had with Jaden! Especially when he brutally beat him down with a sledgehammer shortly after this match… lucky enough for him, the brand “punished” him with this rematch, but I don’t know if this is a punishment, or a gift. I guess we’ll figure that out at the end of this one.
(“Headlines” by Drake hits… and Jaden Zaxaria enters the Tokyo Dome, by running onto the stage… barely pandering to the crowd, instead stares down at JJ Silva, who’s smiling back at him.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent! From Belfast, Ireland! Weighing in at 200 POOOOOUNNNDSSSS!!!!… JADDDDDEEEEENNNNN ZZZAAAXXXAAARIIIAAAAAAAA!!!!
Deadprez: Vengeance. That’s the one word I believe to be going through his head right now, he seeks revenge for what JJ Silva did to him several weeks ago. JJ Silva put this guy on the shelf for a short period of time, and I’m sure ever since then… he’s been seeking out his revenge scheme. What a better way to enact his revenge by competing in a match that has no restrictions? ANYTHING GOES. And I think you can bet your asses, that this man isn’t going to let this one slide by easily. He’s going to utilize the match stipulation, and win or lose— he’ll give JJ Silva the beating he believes he deserves.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: AND AS SOON AS THAT BELL RINGS… THESE TWO SAVAGES MEET EACH OTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND EXCHANGE BLOWS TO THE HEAD! THEIR FIRING OFF THEIR CLOSED FISTS TO EACH OTHER’S HEADS! NEITHER BOTHERING WITH DEFENDING THEMSELVES, THEY JUST WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER! AND JADEN STARTS THROWING SOME KICKS INTO THE MIX! AND JJ MANAGES TO BLOCK ONE OF THOSE KICKS, BUT JADEN WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST! BRIGHTENING HIS CHEST UP! AND DEAR LORD, WHAT A LOUD KICK TO THE STOMACH FROM JADEN TO JJ! THERE’S ANOTHER ONE BRIEFLY FOLLOWING AFTER IT!
Deadprez: I knew this match would be explosive right off the bat! AND JADEN GRABS JJ BY THE HEAD… AND THROWS HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, TO THE OUTSIDE! JJ GETS TOSSED ONTO THE ARENA FLOOR, LANDING AWKWARDLY ON HIS SIDE! JJ seems to be recovering quite quickly though, pushing himself off the floor! And Jaden! Jaden see’s this… AND GOES RUNNING OFF THE ROPES! OH NO… JADEN COMES SPRINTING FULL FORCE BACK! AND HE SPRINGS OFF THE TOP ROPE! DEAR LORD!!! HE FLIPS MID-AIR, AND COMES LANDING DOWN ON JJ SILVA FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! BOTH MEN ARE TAKEN OUT WITH IT!
Stew: Jaden throws his hand on top of the commentating table, and pushes himself up! AND HERE WE GO! WE’RE ABOUT TO GET EXTREME… JADEN PULLS THE PADDING OFF THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE! AND GRABS ONE OF THE MONITORS… ON A DIME, HE TURNS TO JJ SILVA! JJ Silva pushing himself back to a vertical base. AND HE’S TO A KNEE, BUT JADEN ISN’T WASTING TIME! HE CHARGES AT JJ— BUT JJ BURSTS UP OUT OF NOWHERE, SPRINTING AT JADEN… AND TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! JJ is back in this one, as he picks up the monitor himself… AND HE CHUCKS IT AT A DOWNED JADEN ZAXARIA! THE MONITOR GOES FLYING AND LANDS ON HIS NECK!! OUCH!!!
Deadprez: I knew from the start that this wasn’t going to be a wrestling match! These two men will TEAR each other apart… and it seems JJ wants to further the damage, as he begins to search under the apron for weapons! AND HE STARTS PULLING OUT KENDO STICKS, CHAIRS, STEEL PIPES, A BASEBALL BAT!!!… AND PULLS OUT A TABLE! OH BOY! JJ sets that table up shortly after retrieving it, and he turns back to Jaden… and grabs him by the head! BUT JADEN POPS UP WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! THAT ONE SENDS JJ STAGGERING BACKWARDS… AND THERE’S A SWIFT KICK TO JJ’S KNEECAP! Jaden backs away from JJ momentarily… AND COMES SPRINTING BACK! FORCING BOTH HIS FEET INTO HIS CHEST, DROPKICKING JJ BACKWARDS! AND JJ GOES SPINE FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE TABLE!
Stew: Oh… this can’t be good… for JJ that is! Jaden grips a kendo stick handle in his right hand! He’s looking downward at it, then takes one good look at his opposition; who’s leaned against the table— AND SWINGS FOR THE FENCES! ONE LASH TO THE GUT WITH THE KENDO STICK! AND THERE’S ANOTHER WHACK WITH IT TO THE CHEST! AND NOW JADEN IS JUST RAPIDLY SWINGING THE KENDO STICK ALL OVER JJ SILVA! LEAVING RED WELTS BEHIND! JJ IS WINCING IN PAIN! AND OH DAMN! JADEN FINISHES IT OFF BY BREAKING THE DAMNED KENDO STICK RIGHT OVER JJ’S HEAD! AND JJ FALLS LIFELESSLY BACK ONTO THE TABLE HE WAS LEANING AGAINST!
Deadprez: And Jaden is far from through with JJ Silva tonight! Jaden looks back— AND PICKS UP A CHAIR! AND SMASHES JJ REPEATEDLY WITH IT IN THE STOMACH AND CHEST AREA! ONE SHOT AFTER ANOTHER… WHILE LAYING ON THE TABLE! Jaden swings it ONE MORE TIME! And leaves it there! It’s a good thing I’ve been here for extreme matches before… otherwise, I don’t know if I’d be able to witness this brutal beating anymore! JADEN… JADEN HOPS ONTO THE APRON NOW! AND HE STARTS TO CLIMB THE TOP ROPE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING KID? THESE RISKS ARE DANGEROUS… AND HE DOESN’T CARE! JADEN IS RUSHING HIMSELF, HE’S GOING AS QUICK AS HE CAN! AND HE’S AT THE TOP! HE’S THERE! AND HE STANDS STRAIGHT UP! HE LOOKS DOWN… AND THE FANS ARE GOING INSANE! JADEN DIVES! HE DIVES FOR THE SWANTON BOMB…
Stew: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT??? JJ SILVA SHOVES THE CHAIR THAT WAS ON TOP OF HIS BODY INTO THE AIR— AND IT CLOCKS JADEN MID-AIR IN THE HEAD! AND JJ SIMULTANEOUSLY ROLLS OFF THE TABLE, AND JADEN COMES CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE, LANDING ON HIS NECK IN A VERY AWKWARD ANGLE! HE COULD OF BROKEN HIS NECK RIGHT THERE! SOMEONE NEEDS TO CHECK ON THIS GUY! BUT JJ REFUSES TO LET THE REFEREE CHECK UP ON HIM… JJ PUSHES THROUGH THE REFEREE TO GRAB JADEN VIOLENTLY BY THE NECK AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE RING! AND IT APPEARS JADEN ZAXARIA HAS BEEN BUSTED WIDE OPEN! HE’S ON HIS WAY TO WEARING A CRIMSON MASK! Jaden is HURT as he lays in the ring, holding onto his neck! And JJ… JJ starts picking up, and tossing chairs into the ring! SOME EVEN LANDING ON JADEN!
Deadprez: Neither men are giving each other breathing room, neither men are letting each other recover! They’re both going to leave here in body bags if they continue like this! JJ Silva slides underneath the bottom rope… laughing at Jaden Zaxaria, who’s still recovering from that awful fall from the top rope to the table outside! JJ grabs a chair, unfolds it, and places it in the middle of the ring… and starts doing the same thing with the other chairs, but placing them down so they face each other! Almost like he’s creating a table of chairs! He throws the remaining chairs onto the flat surfaces of the seat areas on the chairs, making a pile! And makes his way over to Jaden… AND JADEN SPITS BLOOD IN JJ’S FACE! FOLLOWING WITH A SMACK TO HIS FACE! BUT JJ IS UNPHASED! HE LIFTS HIM UP… AND DELIVERS A KICK TO THE GUT! OH… HE’S SETTING HIM UP! HE IS! HE’S GOT HIM HOOKED IN, AND SET UP FOR THE CODE OF SILVA! THE CODE OF SILVA… BUT HE WANTS TO DO IT ON THE CHAIRS! HE STEPS UP WITH JADEN ON HIS BACK… HE WANTS TO END THIS FOR GOOD… AND HE DOES! DEAR LORD! WHY??? CODE OF SILVA THROUGH THE CHAIRS! THE VERTABREAKER! FLATTENING THOSE CHAIRS AS THEIR BODY WEIGHT GOES THROUGH THEM! JJ PULLS THE CHAIRS UNDERNEATH JADEN OUT FROM UNDER HIM, AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!…. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… JJJJJJJJJJ!!!… JJJJJJJJJJ!!!!… SILVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
(“Long Forgotten Sons” by Rise Against hits — and JJ Silva stands tall, holding onto his stomach… while laughing insanely at Jaden Zaxaria, who’s being tended to by the referee… as the referee calls for medical support.)
Stew: That match was gruesome… it’s everything I expected out of it. I just hope these two have settled their scores for good. I can’t say I’m overly happy that JJ Silva won, but I can’t disrespect that when he said he was going to win… he meant it. And he did that at any costs, possibly putting Jaden Zaxaria back onto the shelf again!
Deadprez: I certainly hope not… Jaden Zaxaria is a promising young guy on this roster, and this certainly isn’t his best night, BUT I’m sure there’ll be more opportunities! He gave it his best, but sometimes your best isn’t enough! JJ Silva adds another win to his record, and this is only ONE match of several others that are about to go down tonight!
Stew: You’re right about that, if you think this was INSANE… there’s TWO title matches to happen tonight! Not to mention Drastik’s challenge to ANYONE in the EAW! And SO MUCH MORE! And if everyone wants to win as badly as these guys tonight, I don’t think Jaden Zaxaria will be the only one to suffer a brutal beating! No sir indeed!
(The camera zooms in on the medical staff assisting Jaden Zaxaria… then panning over to JJ Silva walking up the ramp, not even looking back with a sadistic grin — as the camera fades to commercial break…)
(The camera turns over to the ring announcer standing in the middle of the ring.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest A HELL’S WARPATH MATCH!!! The rules are as follows:
Two superstars will enter the ring. Every 90 seconds, a new elitist will enter the match.
The match will be contested with the intent of weapons being used, allowing elitists to enter with whatever weapon they see fit.
Elimination occurs when an elitist is pinned, submitted, or tossed over the top rope with both feet touching the floor.
This will continue until all 11 participants have entered the match. The last man standing will be declared the winner AND earn a future New Breed Championship Match!
(“Fury Oh Fury” by Nico Vega blasts from the speakers as Caine Kronin steps out with a scowl on his face, met with anger from the crowd, as he walks into the ring with his fist taped and glass glued onto them as well as a fluorescent light bulb pole.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… he is from Limerick, Ireland… he weighs in at 244 pounds… “Fury” CAAIIINNNNEEEEE KRROOONNNIIIINNNNN!!!
Stew-O: Rising Tide has begun and we kick off with this brand new invention known as Hell’s Warpath! This man, Caine Kronin, will seemingly have a huge advantage coming into this contest! He has brought his favorite toys, a light bulb and taped his fist with glass as if in a Taipei Deathmatch!
Deadprez: This man is looking to go above and beyond to take this to the utmost extreme! He wants to paint this canvas with blood, an artist of pain and misery for our entertainment, and I would hate to be the poor soul that enters into the ring with this beast!
(“Shook” by TFK comes on as Marcus Creed walks out to the stage with a kendo stick in hand before swinging it like he’s playing baseball before entering the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Entering at number two, he is from Atlanta, Georgia… he weighs in at 215 pounds… “The Reverend of the Ring” MAARRRCCCUUUUSSSSS CRREEEEEEEDDDDD!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: The match kicks off AND MARCUS CREED RUSHES IN WITH THE KENDO STICK RIGHT TO CAINE KRONIN! CAINE KRONIN STRIKES WITH A MASSIVE LEFT HAND THAT CAUSES MARCUS TO REEL AND DROP HIS KENDO STICK! Caine smiles as he sets his light bulb down and TAKES THE KENDO STICK! HE’S NOT GOING TO DO IT, IS HE?
Deadprez: HE IS! CAINE KRONIN STARTS STRIKING ALL OVER MARCUS CREED WITH THE KENDO STICK! THIS MAN IS BEING BEATEN BY HIS OWN WEAPON THAT HE BROUGHT INTO THE MATCH! Marcus cries out with each shot that he takes as you can see Caine’s eyes widen as he relishes the suffering that Marcus Creed goes into! Caine hooks the kendo stick around the neck of Creed DROPPING HIM BACK WITH THE KENDO-ASSISTED RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! BRUTAL MOVE RIGHT THERE!
Stew-O: Caine stands back to his feet and lifts his opponent up on his shoulders LOOKING FOR THE ONE-WINGED ANGEL! COULD THIS ALREADY BE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION IN THE MATCH? HERE HE GOES! ONE-WINGED ANGEL RIGHT INTO THE KENDO STICK WITH WOOD PIERCING HIS FLESH AS CAINE KRONIN HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
Ring Announcer: Marcus Creed has been eliminated!
Deadprez: ONE DOWN, EIGHT MORE TO GO! CAINE NEEDS TO DO THAT TO EIGHT MORE INDIVIDUALS AND HE WILL WIN HIMSELF A CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY AGAINST THE NEW BREED CHAMPION, CLARK DUNCAN! THE TIMER’S GOING DOWN AS A NEW ENTRY IS ABOUT TO APPEAR!
5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUZZZZZZZ!!!!
(“Fancy” by Iggy Azaela hits the speakers as Mark Michaels walks out, fixing his hair as he looks at himself on his phone using the Selfie Stick, while walking towards the ring.)
Stew-O: IT’S MARK MICHAELS! PICTURE PERFECT IS HERE AND JOINS CAINE KRONIN IN HELL’S WARPATH! Mark Michaels takes off his jacket to get just in his ring gear before sliding in AS CAINE JUMPS FOR THE CHANCE TO FIRE A SHOT TO HIS FACE! MICHAELS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SHOT TO KEEP HIS GOOD LOOKS SAFE FOR NOW! Caine snaps his head around like a mad animal WHILE MARK BASHES THE SELFIE STICK RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF CAINE KRONIN!
Deadprez: WHAT A SHOT FROM MICHAELS! MARK ISN’T DONE! MARK CRACKS THAT SELFIE STICK ALL OVER THE BODY AND HEAD OF CAINE AS YOU SEE CAINE ROLL AROUND THE RING IN PAIN! MICHAELS ISN’T LETTING UP AS HE KNOWS THAT THE MOMENT HE LETS UP ON CAINE KRONIN, IT WILL BE THE END OF HIM IN THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: MICHAELS GRABS CAINE BY THE NECK AS HE PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET! SWINGING NECKBREAKER AS HE DROPS KRONIN RIGHT ON HIS HEAD! NO! CAINE SPINS OUT AND SLAMS MARK DOWN WITH THE IMPALER DDT! FACE-FIRST GOES MARK SPIKED ON THE CANVAS WITH MICHAELS ROLLING TO THE CORNER! IT LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER PARTICIPANT IS COMING TO ENTER THE RING!
5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUZZZZZZZ!!!
(“Sin With A Grin” by Shinedown plays as Jun Nobunaga walks down the ramp to the cheers of the crowd as their hometown entry has made it in.)
Deadprez: ENTRY NUMBER FOUR IS THE ARTIST, THE HOMETOWN HERO, JUN NOBUNAGA! DO YOU HEAR THE TOKYO DOME? THEY ARE DEAFENING! Caine Kronin stands on his feet as Jun enters CRACKING THAT KENDO STICK RIGHT ON THE FACE OF KRONIN! JUN STARTS SMACKING AND KEEPING THE MAN OF FURY AT BAY AS HE CONTINUES STRIKING WITH THE KENDO STICK!
Stew-O: MARK MICHAELS STANDS UP AS HE SHOOK OFF THE DDT AND LOOKS OVER TO THE NEW ENTRY OF JUN NOBUNAGA! HE STALKS BEHIND NOBUNAGA AS HE MOCKS THE JAPAN AUDIENCE! THE CROWD ANGRILY CRIES OUT AGAINST MICHAELS AS JUN TURNS AROUND! SCREEN CRACKER!
Deadprez: CODEBREAKER RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JUN NOBUNAGA AS HE HAS TO BE OUT COLD! MARK MICHAELS CRAWLS OVER TO NOBUNAGA WHILE CAINE SITS IN THE CORNER AS HE HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
Ring Announcer: Jun Nobunaga is eliminated!
Stew-O: JUN’S OUT! THIS CROWD IS LIVID AND MARK MICHAELS AND CAINE KRONIN BOTH RISE TO THEIR FEET! THESE TWO STARE DOWN ONE ANOTHER! They are about to swing BUT WE HAVE A NEW ENTRY INTO THE MATCH COMING IN!
5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUZZZZZZZ!!!
(“Throne” by Bring Me The Horizon hits the speaker as Dennis Caffery jogs his way to the ring, but he’s without a weapon, but has a mic in his hands as he starts to speak.)
Dennis Caffery: Domo arigato, Tokyo Dome! My name is Dennis Caffery and in this battleground of bloody mutilation and foreign objects, there’s only one weapon that this Olympic wrestler uses! The grappling technique and my own fists are the weapons I choose! When I eliminate you two and the rest of the people in the back, I will take my place as New Breed Champion!
Deadprez: A very confident Dennis Caffery enters the ring as both Caine Kronin and Mark Michaels shrug BEFORE THEY STRIKE DENNIS CAFFERY WITH KENDO STICKS! LEFT AND RIGHT, ALL OVER CAFFERY, BOTH MEN STRIKE WITH THE KENDO STICK AS YOU CAN SEE THE WELPS START TO RISE ON HIS BODY! THE BRUISES FORM ALL OVER HIS BODY!
Stew-O: DENNIS CAFFERY DROPS TO HIS KNEES AS MARK MICHAELS HOOKS HIM FROM THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! PICTURE PERFECT! ROLLING CUTTER RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS AS CAFFERY HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT! CAINE KRONIN PULLS HIM UP AND NODS TO MARK MICHAELS, PUTTING THEIR BATTLE ASIDE FOR THE MOMENT! HE’S LIFTS HIM IN THE AIR! IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER!
Deadprez: DENNIS CAFFERY HAS JUST WENT THROUGH A HUMAN CARWRECK! CAINE KRONIN GOES FOR THE PIN AS HE KEEPS HIS GAZE ON MARK MICHAELS!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
Ring Announcer: Dennis Caffery has been eliminated!
Stew-O: DENNIS CAFFERY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! Caine Kronin and Mark Michaels stand back up as they stare down one another! They know only one of them will be able to walk out the New Breed Championship contender! But wait… ANOTHER ENTRY IS COMING IN!
5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUZZZZZZZ!!!
(“Heavy Is The Head” by The Zac Brown Band plays as the massive Joshua Kroner walks out to the ring with a steel chair in hand.)
Deadprez: LOOK AT THIS BEHEMOTH! JOSHUA KRONER HAS ENTERED THE FRAY AND AS MARK MICHAELS LOOKS WITH TREPIDATION IN HIS EYES, CAINE KRONIN IS JUST BEGGING FOR HIM TO GET INTO THE RING WITH HIM! Joshua Kroner enters the ring as Mark Michaels keeps his distance WITH CAINE KRONIN RUSHES IN WITH A MASSIVE SHOT FROM THE GLASS SHARD PUNCH!
Stew-O: JOSHUA GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT BEFORE SHOVING CAINE BACK WITH EASE! Joshua grabs the chair DRIVING IT RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF CAINE KRONIN AS HE DROPS TO THE FLOOR! MARK MICHAELS COMES FROM BEHIND WITH THE SELFIE STICK RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Deadprez: JOSHUA STUMBLES FORWARD, BUT HE DOESN’T FALL TO THE FLOOR! MICHAELS STRIKES ONCE AGAIN TO THE SPINE OF JOSHUA AS HE FALTERS ONTO THE ROPES AS THE CHAIR HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM HIM! Mark Michaels drops his Selfie Stick and stands from behind AS KRONER TURNS AROUND!
Stew-O: MARK MICHAELS JUMPS IN FOR THE SCREEN CRACKER ON JOSHUA KRONER AS THERE COMES A NEW ENTRY INTO THE MATCH!
5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUZZZZZZZ!!!
(“Welcome To The Jungle” by Guns N’ Roses blasts from the speakers as Donny Diamond walks out with a trash can filled with road signs, cooking pans, steel sheets, and steel chairs.)
Deadprez: DONNY DIAMOND HAS ARRIVED IN THE MATCH! HOWEVER, JOSHUA KRONER CATCHES MARK MICHAELS IN MID-AIR! THE PURE STRENGTH OF THE MIGHTY WARBEARD AS HE TURNS TO TRY AND THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! NO! MARK MICHAELS WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND THE HEAD OF JOSHUA KRONER TO TRY AND FLIP HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: MARK MICHAELS IS PULLING HIM DOWN! DOES HE GET HIM OVER AND ONTO THE FLOOR? HE HAS! MARK MICHAELS JUST THREW THE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Joshua Kroner has been eliminated!
Deadprez: DONNY DIAMOND JUMP INTO THE FRAY AS HE STRIKES TO THE HEAD OF CAINE KRONIN WITH A FLURRY OF PUNCHES FORCING HIM ONTO THE CANVAS! Donny Diamond turns around and looks to Mark Michaels as he celebrates his elimination and turns RIGHT INTO A COOKING SHEET SHOT BY DONNY DIAMOND! YOU CAN SEE THE SHEET WRAPPED AROUND THE SKULL OF DONNY!
Stew-O: Donny Diamond hooks Mark Michaels LOOKING FOR THE DIAMOND’S EDGE! BUT CAINE COMES FROM BEHIND AND ATTACKS BOTH MEN! A NEW ENTRANT IS ABOUT TO ENTER!
5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUZZZZZZZ!!!
(“Swing Batter Batter Swing” by Henry Bowers plays at the crowd cheers for Dustin Brasch that walks to the ring with a ladder in his possession.)
Deadprez: DUSTIN BRASCH HAS ENTERED THE MATCH! He has brought a ladder into play and he’s ready to go to the extreme! Dustin Brasch sets it up by the ring and what is he thinking? Caine, Mark, and Donny are all up fighting amongst one another as Dustin climbs to the top of the ladder! Dustin is up high!
Stew-O: DUSTIN BRASCH DIVES! BACKFLIP PLANCHA FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER INTO THE RING AS HE LANDS ON CAINE KRONIN, MARK MICHAELS, AND DONNY DIAMOND! ALL THREE MEN HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT BY THE BAY RIDGE NATIVE! Donny Diamond tries to pick himself up as he’s under the road sign as Dustin Brasch stands behind him!
Deadprez: DUSTIN BRASCH JUMPS IN THE AIR! ODLUM’S JUMP! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF DONNY DIAMOND’S HEAD TO DRIVE IT INTO THE FALLEN ROAD SIGN ON THE FLOOR! DUSTIN ROLLS DONNY ON HIS SHOULDERS AS HE HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
Ring Announcer: Donny Diamond has been eliminated!
Stew-O: Dustin Brasch stands on his feet as he looks down at the bodies of Caine Kronin and Mark Michaels lying on the canvas BUT THE TIMER IS GOING DOWN FOR THE NEXT ENTRY!
5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUZZZZZZZ!!!
(“The World” by Nightmare plays as Keith Bathory walks down the ramp, shadow-boxing with his brass knuckles on, as he enters the ring.)
Deadprez: KEITH BATHORY ENTERS THE RING AS NUMBER NINE! ONE MORE ENTRY! Keith Bathory enters the ring RIGHT AS DUSTIN BRASCH SHOOTS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE SUPERKICK! HE GOES UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Keith Bathory has been eliminated!
Stew-O: Dustin Brasch waves to his opponent as he taunts to the crowd! Dustin turns around MET WITH THE LIGHT BULB BY CAINE KRONIN RIGHT INTO THE FACE! THE GLASS EXPLODES ON HIS FACE AS YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD START TO POUR DOWN HIS FACE! DUSTIN BRASCH HAS GOTTEN HIS FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH THE RED MASK!
Deadprez: CAINE KRONIN GRABS A SHARD FROM THE BROKEN LIGHT TUBE AS HE LOOKS TO END DUSTIN BRASCH RIGHT HERE! HE’S GOING TO CUT HIM ACROSS THE FOREHEAD! HOWEVER, THE FINAL ENTRY IS MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING!
5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUZZZZZZZ!!!
(“Comatose” by Skillet plays as Kevin Hunter walks out with a scowl on his face with a barbed wire baseball bat as Caine Kronin turns to him.)
Deadprez: KEVIN HUNTER IS THE FINAL ENTRY! HE’S COMING AFTER CAINE KRONIN, THE MAN WHO TRIED TO TAKE HIM OUT OF EAW LAST WEEK! KEVIN HUNTER SLIDES IN AS HE SWINGS FOR THE FENCES! HE TAKES CAINE OUT, CRACKING THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT RIGHT IN THE FACE OF CAINE KRONIN AS HE FLIES BACKWARDS!
Stew-O: CAINE KRONIN IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN AS KEVIN HUNTER TURNS AROUND TO SEE MARK MICHAELS TRYING TO PICK HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET! KEVIN DROPS HIS BAT AS HE GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT! HE GOES NEAR THE ROPES AS HE LOOKS AROUND THE RING! HE LIFTS HIM UP HIGH IN THE AIR! CHOKESLAM OVER AND OUTSIDE TO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Mark Michaels has been eliminated!
Deadprez: WE ARE DOWN TO THE FINAL THREE! KEVIN HUNTER, DUSTIN BRASCH, AND CAINE KRONIN ARE THE FINAL MEN! ONE OF THESE MEN WILL BE THE NEXT NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP! Kevin Hunter turns to Dustin Brasch as he looks to take him out!
Stew-O: Kevin Hunter picks Dustin Brasch up on his feet HOOKS HIM IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS FOR THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL! NO! DUSTIN FLIPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE APRON! DUSTIN TAUNTS AS IF HE ELIMINATED HIM, BUT HE TURNS TO SEE HIM UP! KEVIN HUNTER PULLS HIMSELF AS DUSTIN BRASCH RUNS IN! A SECOND SUPERKICK FOR THE ELIMINATION!
Ring Announcer: Kevin Hunter has been eliminated!
Stew-O: WE ARE DOWN TO TWO! DUSTIN BRASCH TURNS AROUND! THE FIRST BLADE! BICYCLE KNEE LIFT RIGHT INTO THE JAW OF DUSTIN AS HE DROPS TO THE FLOOR! A BLEEDING CAINE KRONIN DROPS DOWN ON HIM AS HE HOOKS THE LEG!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Deadprez: NO! DUSTIN BRASCH KICKS OUT! CAINE KRONIN CAN’T BELIEVE IT! Caine Kronin stands up and walks over grabbing the steel chair OPENING THE CHAIR AS HE SETS IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Caine Kronin lifts Dustin Brasch on his shoulders as he walks over to the steel chair LOOKING TO FINISH THIS WITH THE ONE-WINGED ANGEL!
Stew-O: WAIT! NO! DUSTIN ROLLS OFF OF HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE CAINE COULD GRAB HIS HEAD! Caine turns around as Dustin kicks him into the gut LIFTING HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! BARCLAYS DRIVER! HALF NELSON OLYMPIC SLAM INTO THE STEEL CHAIR! THE STEEL CHAIR CRUMBLES TO THE WEIGHT OF BOTH MEN AS DUSTIN JUST LIES ON CAINE FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Swing Batter Batter Swing” by Henry Bowers plays in the background as Dustin Brasch fights to his feet with dried blood on his face as he lifts his hands in victory.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP… DUUSSSTTTIIIINNNNN BRRAAASSSCCCCHHHHH!!!
Stew-O: Dustin Brasch has won! He has went through nine other individuals to become the number one contender for the New Breed Championship!
Deadprez: He went above and beyond to get this win! He flew off of the top of a ladder to take out three men in the ring, he made Caine Kronin go through the table, and got four eliminations in this match!
(Dustin Brasch stands in the ring, celebrating this victory, as Michael Belfort walks down the ramp and enters the ring.)
(Replay of Dustin Brasch putting Caine Kronin through the steel chair with Barclays Driver.)
Michael Belfort: Well, Dustin, congratulations! You will be competing against New Breed Champion Clark Duncan in the near future for the championship after surviving this hellacious contest! What message do you have directed towards the champion?
Dustin Brasch: First of all, I want to thank my wife for supporting me through this trying time. Debuting in Japan, leaving her behind in America to have to wait on me, this is for you. As for Clark Duncan, you take a good look at this destruction that have been made! Look at the blood, the destroyed weapons, the bodies that were cast aside! I went through it all to make sure that I was able to get the best chance at moving up the ladder and getting a better life for me and my family! Now, just wait, because when I get my hands on Clark Duncan, he will wish that one of these nobodies got lucky enough to tip me over!
(Dustin Brasch walks out of the ring and continues to celebrate his victory as the show cuts to commercial break.)
(Camera pans back to the ring, where the ring announcer is…)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall!!!!! The winner of this match will go on to face the winner of Tig Kelly and The Pizza Boy at a future date for the National Elite Championship!!!!!
Deadprez: Major implications for both of these men here tonight. Like they’ve been saying all week, this match is a huge opportunity for both Evan Stark, the rookie, and the veteran Regulator to prove that they belong in the National Elite title scene here on Dynasty.
(“Public Service Announcement” by Jay-Z plays and Regulator comes out to a mixed reaction. Regulator pauses at the ramp and yells that this is his time, before walking down to the ring. Regulator looks focused staring down at the ramp as he removes his entrance attire.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, weighing in at 245 pounds, REGULATOR!!!!!
Stew: Here comes Regulator! Regulator knows what’s at stake here for him, this is his time to prove that he still has it. He received this match from Sebastian Monroe on the last edition of Dynasty. In his own words, Regulator said he doesn’t want to get passed up by the new breed talents on Dynasty, and this is his chance to prove just that.
(“The Imperial March” by John Williams plays and Stark runs out to the ramp to a big pop from the crowd. Stark runs down to the ring slapping the hands of fans and jumps in. Regulator and Stark come face to face before moving back to their corners.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Manhattan, New York, weighing in at 205 pounds, EVAN STARK!!!!!
Deadprez: Out next is the former New Breed Champion who’s trying to add the NEC to his resume! Of course he has the daunting task of going through Regulator. Stark is exactly the type of New Breed talent that Regulator was speaking about. The question is, who will prevail in this hunt for the NEC, the veteran or the rookie?
(The referee calls for the bell)
Stew: We’re underway! Regulator and Stark hook up but Regulator immediately uses his weight to take the advantage and apply a headlock! Stark tries punching his way out of it but Regulator keeps the hold in and takes Stark down with a hip toss! Stark gets right back up only to eat a forearm smash that knocks him into the ropes!
Deadprez: Stark uses the ropes to bounce off and come back at Regulator with a forearm shot of his own! Regulator barely budges and fires back with a clothesline that takes Stark down, and Regulator quickly drops for the cover!
Stew: But Stark kicks out right before two! Stark rolls out of Regulator’s way and hops back to his feet. Ooooh Regulator with some bad manners now, taunting Stark and posing for the crowd! Stark shrugs it off and moves back towards Regulator, the two of them circling around each other looking for a spot to strike. Regulator shoots with a hard punch but Stark ducks it only to catch a knee to the head from Regulator! Stark is dazed as he steps back and Regulator pulls him in for the DDT!!!
Deadprez: Regulator gets back up and taunts Stark some more – using his veteran experience to keep the rookie down. Smart strategies from Regulator here as he grabs Stark’s right leg and tries to apply the half Boston crab… but Stark manages to use his left to kick Regulator off! Regulator is pushed far but catches himself on the ropes!
Stew: Stark gets back up to his feet but Regulator turns back and kicks Stark on the side of his leg, causing him to drop to a knee! Stark grabs the Regulator’s tights and tries to pull himself back up but Regulator whips him into the ropes and lifts him up on the return, spinning him around for the spinebuster… BUT STARK KNEES REGULATOR IN THE HEAD AND REVERSES IT INTO A TORNADO DDT!!! WHAT A COUNTER FROM STARK AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Deadprez: And Regulator gets out at two and a half! Regulator is clearly shocked from that reversal, as am I! Stark jumps back up to his feet, pumped up as he lifts Regulator back up to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Stark jumps for the dropkick but Regulator runs under it, bounces off the other set of ropes and nails Stark with an elbow shot, spinning him around and dropping him with a German suplex!!!
Stew: Regulator doesn’t release his hold on Stark, picking him back up and swinging him back with ANOTHER German suplex!!! Regulator still keeps his grip on Stark, deadlifting him back up for the third and final German suplex… BUT STARK FLIPS BACK AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!
Deadprez: Stark loses his balance upon landing but ducks a clothesline from Regulator! Stark tries to create some distance but Regulator quickly catches him and knees him in the gut, before turning him around and hitting the German suplex AGAIN!!! Stark’s neck is driven into the mat with severe force, and Regulator bridges it for the cover!
Stew: BUT STARK KICKS OUT! Regulator looks pissed off! He grabs Stark by the leg and turns him around for the Boston crab… and HE LOCKS IT IN!!! Stark’s in trouble, in the center of the ring with nowhere to go! Regulator may have it here!!!
Deadprez: Stark is pounding the mat with his fist hard, trying to will himself to not tap but I do wonder how long he can hold on for! Stark tries to pull himself towards the ropes but Regulator keeps him grounded with that 40 pound weight advantage! Stark is desperately trying to get to the ropes but Regulator only locks the hold in further!!
Stew: Stark is in tears now as he lifts his hand up into the air, is he going to tap???
Deadprez: Not yet! Stark pulls his upper body up and wraps his arm around Regulator’s neck and starts to pull him down! Regulator starts to lose his grip on Stark’s legs… AND STARK MANAGES TO FLIP HIM OVER!!! Stark keeps his hold on Regulator’s neck locked in and begins to rise to his feet, bringing Regulator up with him!
Stew: Stark knees Regulator in the back before whipping him into the ropes and nailing him with a hard running uppercut!!! Regulator bounces back into the ropes and Stark drops him to his knees with a basement dropkick, before finishing the assault off with a SUPERKICK!!! Stark drops for the cover!
Deadprez: Regulator gets the shoulder up! Stark picks Regulator back up and pulls him in for the DDT but Regulator struggles out of it and nails Stark in the chest with a backhand slap. Stark staggers back and Regulator whips him into the ropes, running at him with a shoulder tackle! Stark slumps into the turnbuckles and Regulator lifts him up to the top rope! Regulator puts him in position for the Fisherman’s Suplex now!!!
Stew: BUTTTTT STARK FIGHTS OUT OF IT!!! Stark punches his way out of the hold and drops onto the mat, pulling his leg out, and Regulator crashes face first onto the top turnbuckle!!! Regulator’s dazed now!!! He staggers back into the center of the ring, only to take a huge jumping forearm smash that takes him down! Regulator’s dazed but still manages to push himself up to his feet.
Deadrez: Stark looks ready to finish the match now as he jumps at Regulator WITH THE SPINNING STARK KICK!!! BUT REGULATOR SIDE-STEPS IT!!! Stark manages to land on his feet BUT REGULATOR SWINGS HIS ARM WITH THE MALICIOUS INTENT!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: HE MISSES THOUGH!!! Stark ducks the clothesline and flips back WITH THE PELE KICK!!! OLE!!!!
Deadprez: OLE INDEED STEW-O!!! Regulator is dazed and barely on his feet at this point but Stark grabs him by the head and pulls him, jumping into the air AND BRINGING HIM DOWN WITH THE STARKKKKKKKAAAAANNNNNUIIIII!!!!! STARK CRASHES ON TOP OF REGULATOR AND HOOKS THE LEGS!!!
ONE!!!!… TWO!!!!!… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, by way of pinfall……. AND THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!…. EVANNNNNNN STARKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
(“The Imperial March” by John Williams hits — Evan Stark jumps up in victory, and runs immediately to the corner to celebrate his victory.)
Stew: WHAT A HUGE WIN FOR STARK! The guy’s been back for about a month now, and he’s been nothing more than impressive lately! He’s picked up a GRAND victory tonight, and I’m sure is awaiting the results between Tig Kelly and The Pizza Boy!
Deadprez: I can’t disagree, Stark has truly been impressing me ever since making his debut on Dynasty! He’s got himself a title shot — and Regulator sadly walks out empty handed! I wouldn’t put it past Regulator though, this loss will not hold him down! I won’t be surprised if we see him in the title scene soon enough anyway!
(Camera focuses on Evan Stark now celebrating outside the ring with the fans, raising his fist in the air… as the camera fades backstage.)
(The camera returns backstage with Michael Belfort, standing in front of a monitor showcasing the Rising Tide poster, in a nice suit with microphone in hand.)
Michael Belfort: Please welcome at this time, EAW National Elite Champion… TIG KELLY!
(The camera turns to show Tig Kelly, holding the National Elite Championship on his shoulder while he walks beside Michael Belfort, while giving a confident smile on his face.)
Michael Belfort: Tig, last week you assaulted the man who desired a championship contest with you here at Rising Tide, possibly giving him a concussion that could deter him from even showing up tonight! What was the motivation behind that attack?
Tig Kelly: My motivation was simple, easily able to understand if you were standing by that night, Michael. I’m the National Elite Champion, broke all the barriers that were set before me when I won this championship, but people seem to forget that I’m The Ender! I’ve worked my ass off to get this championship, even harder to keep it, and for some toothpick delivery boy that has to stand beside a legend like Heart Break Boy to be able to even be thought of getting a title shot against me? It’s insane! He doesn’t deserve this, no man on this roster deserves a shot at this championship, but if he wants to play the “underdog”, then hopefully he can show up tonight.
Michael Belfort: Do you think that Pizza Boy will arrive to face you for that championship tonight?
Tig Kelly: If he’s smart, he wouldn’t. We are in the Tokyo Dome, one of the most-famed arenas in the entire world! If he thinks that he’s going to walk in here, concussion or not, and take this championship away from me, he’s in for dash of reality when he gets knocked out by my Mafia Kick like the rest of them! I don’t intend for the 50-odd thousand people in attendance to look at me as the failure tonight, but they will see what they saw in Heart Break Boy against a man like Brian Daniels when he defended his championship. They will see Pizza Boy lying on that mat, broken and ended by yours truly, raising this National Elite Championship, and returning home to Ireland when Reasonable Doubt comes and join Dark Demon in the celebration of the rise of the great Irish people! I think that’s enough talk now, Michael. It’s time to get ready to actually prove my words to you.
(Tig Kelly holds his grasp on the National Elite Championship even tighter before walking out of the room, leaving Michael Belfort by himself.)
(The camera fades back into the Tokyo Dome with the capacity crowd cheering while the camera turns to the ring announcer.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
(“Locked and Loaded” by Godsmack blasts from the speakers as Lucian Black enters the ring with a deafening roar from the Tokyo crowd as he looks around the dome with a smile on his face.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… he is from San Francisco, California… he weighs in at 265 pounds… “The Samoan Vanquisher” LUUCCCIIIIAAAANNNNN BLLAAACCCCKKKKK!!!
Stew-O: The man that has been the flag bearer of Dynasty, the man that has stands at the beacon of light for Dynasty, Lucian Black has made his way to the Land of the Rising Sun for battle!
Deadprez: Lucian Black is soaking all of this in, a huge moment to be in a legendary arena such as the Tokyo Dome, but he’s not here to simply entertain his fans! He has a fight to win!
(“Cosmic Sea” by DEATH comes on as Rhaegar walks out with the red light basking around him with the vehement hostility of the crowd evident, but he ignores them and focuses on Lucian.)
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, he is from Sparta, Greece… he weighs in at 220 pounds… “The Spartan Assailant” RHHAAAEEGGGAAAARRRRR!!!
Stew-O: This rivalry started when Rhaegar interrupted Lucian backstage, tried of all the chances that he earned, tired of all the opportunities he had received, and Rhaegar has decided tonight to prove his belief that he is a loser.
Deadprez: The track record would go with Rhaegar, as Lucian has constantly failed at his attempts to become World Heavyweight Champion, but when it has mattered, Lucian will pull off a miracle! Let’s see if he can get that victory tonight!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: The bell has sounded AND RHAEGAR RUSHES TOWARDS HIS OPPONENT WITH THE LARIAT! LUCIAN DUCKS UNDER IT! HE AVOIDS THE LARIAT AND STRIKES WITH AN UPPERCUT RIGHT ON THE CHIN OF RHAEGAR! Rhaegar stumbles back into the corner while holding his chin AS LUCIAN FLIES IN WITH CORNER LARIATS! LUCIAN SLAMS HIS FOREARM ACROSS THE NECK OF RHAEGAR REPEATEDLY! THIS IS WHAT I CALL A FIGHT, PREZ!
Deadprez: THAT’S RIGHT! Lucian eventually runs back towards the ropes as Rhaegar falters out of the corner towards the center of the ring BLASTED WITH A BIG BOOT RIGHT INTO HIS FACE THAT DOWN ON THE CANVAS! RHAEGAR WILL BE TASTING THAT FOOT FOR A WHILE! LUCIAN DROPS DOWN ON RHAEGAR WHILE HOOKING THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
Stew-O: RHAEGAR KICKS OUT ALMOST INSTANTANEOUSLY FROM THAT PIN ATTEMPT! Lucian Black and Rhaegar both pick themselves up and turns to meet one another WITH LUCIAN STRIKING WITH A STIFF EUROPEAN UPPERCUT ACROSS THE CHIN! Lucian continues his barrage of strikes with punches all over until he grabs Rhaegar WHIPPING HIM INTO THE ROPES!
Deadprez: NO! RHAEGAR SPINS AROUND AND THROWS LUCIAN INTO THE ROPES WITH EASE! Lucian rebounds off the ropes with the force of the throw RUNNING INTO RHAEGAR AS HE CATCHES LUCIAN WITH THE SCOOP POWERSLAM! RHAEGAR GOES RIGHT TO THE PIN AS HE HOOKS THE LEG!
Stew-O: LUCIAN POPS THE SHOULDER UP QUICKLY! Rhaegar picks himself back to his feet as Lucian Black rolls his way to the outside of the ring! Rhaegar is met by the referee to tell him to stay inside the ring, but Rhaegar shoves him off while following his prey and exiting to the outside! Rhaegar grabs Lucian from behind ONLY TO RECEIVE A HEAVY-HANDED SHOT FROM LUCIAN!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Deadprez: Lucian Black has him where he wants him! Lucian grabs the head of Rhaegar DRIVING IT RIGHT INTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING IN THE APRON! RHAEGAR STOPS IT! HE CATCHES HIMSELF AS HE STRIKES WITH AN ELBOW TO THE CHEST OF LUCIAN! Lucian reels back, but not to far as Rhaegar grabs him, THROWING HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL TURNBUCKLE POST!
Referee: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Stew-O: A SICKENING THUD IS HEARD ALL AROUND THE TOKYO DOME AS RHAEGAR ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING AND OUT TO RESTART THE COUNT WHILE GRABBING LUCIAN BLACK AND DRAGGING HIM IN FRONT OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! What’s this man thinking? He lifts Lucian up FRONT SUPLEXING HIM INTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE AS HE COLLAPSES OVER NEAR US! Rhaegar enters back into the ring as he barks at the referee to count!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Deadprez: Lucian Black starts to throw papers and equipment off of him while trying to crawl his way back over to the ring!
Referee: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Stew-O: Lucian Black picks himself up on his feet as he darts to the ring ROLLING BACK IN TO STOP THE COUNT! Lucian stands up STRUCK BY THE CLOTHESLINE BY RHAEGAR BEFORE HE DRAGS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!
Deadprez: LUCIAN BLACK POWERS OUT OF THE PIN! Rhaegar doesn’t let this deter him as he wraps his arm around the throat of Lucian CHOKING HIM WITH THE SIDE-HEADLOCK! RHAEGAR IS WEARING DOWN THE SAMOAN VANQUISHER! LUCIAN IS REACHING OUT, BUT THERE’S NOTHING FOR HIM TO GRAB! RHAEGAR IS PULLING HARD ON THE HOLD! HE WANTS TO TAKE AS MUCH OUT OF HIM AS POSSIBLE!
Stew-O: RHAEGAR HAS HIM DOWNED, BUT FOR HOW LONG? WE CAN SEE THE FIRE RISING IN THE EYES OF LUCIAN! HE’S GETTING THE ENERGY FROM THIS TOKYO CROWD THAT RALLY BEHIND HIM AS IF HE’S GOKU CALLING FOR THE SPIRIT BOMB! LUCIAN POWERS HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND! BACK SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS AS BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Deadprez: Both men are giving it to one another as they roll around and try to get back to their feet, which they do, WITH LUCIAN STRIKING FIRST WITH THE PUNCH RIGHT IN THE JAW! Rhaegar reels back BUT FIRES BACK WITH HIS OWN SHOT TO LUCIAN’S FACE! LUCIAN TAKES THE BLOW AND FIRES ONCE MORE! RHAEGAR THROWS HIS OWN! BACK-AND-FORTH THESE TWO ARE GOING WITH THE PUNCHES!
Stew-O: WAIT! LUCIAN’S GAINING! LUCIAN STRIKES WITH A PUNCH, AND ANOTHER, AND ANOTHER WITHOUT RECIPROCATION FROM RHAEGAR! Lucian tosses Rhaegar into the ropes while Rhaegar rebounds back RIGHT INTO A JUMPING LARIAT FROM LUCIAN WITH RHAEGAR ROLLING OVER TO THE CORNER! Rhaegar picks himself up as Lucian rolls his arm around RUNNING FORWARD WITH THE CORNER LARIAT!
Deadprez: SPARTAN UPPERCUT! RHAEGAR STRIKES WITH THE RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT COULD’VE KNOCKED LUCIAN BLACK RIGHT OUT! RHAEGAR TURNS AROUND AND SCRAMBLES TO HIS OPPONENT AS HE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: NO! LUCIAN BLACK IS ABLE TO KICK OUT OF THE PIN! THAT’S NOT ENOUGH TO PUT THE MASTODON DOWN! Rhaegar looks around to the cheering crowd, cheering from the kickout, WITH HIM CALLING FOR THE SILENCE OF HYPNOS! He grabs the head of Lucian as he pulls him on his feet LIFTING HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! HERE HE GOES! SILENCE OF HYPNOS!
Deadprez: LUCIAN BLACK’S NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! HE DRIVES HIS ELBOWS INTO THE HEAD OF RHAEGAR! LUCIAN FLOATS BEHIND RHAEGAR WHILE HOOKING HIM FROM BEHIND! HONORABLE DEATH! BACK SUPLEX SIDE SLAM DRIVES RHAEGAR DOWN ON THE MAT! THIS COULD BE IT! LUCIAN BLACK HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: RHAEGAR KICKS OUT! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! LUCIAN POPS UP AND WALKS OVER TO THE CORNER! HE COCKS HIS FIST AND SLAMS IT INTO THE GROUND! HE WANTS TO KNOCK HIM OUT WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH! RHAEGAR CATCHES HIM! SPINNING SPINEBUSTER! HE CAUGHT HIM WITH THE SPINEBUSTER AS THAT COULD BE IT! COVER!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Deadprez: NOPE! TWO-COUNT FOR RHAEGAR AS LUCIAN BLACK’S ABLE TO SURVIVE THE PIN! Rhaegar is furious now! He’s livid as you can see the steam come out of his ears! Rhaegar grabs Lucian and brings him up LIFTING HIM UP FOR THE POWERBOMB! LUCIAN IS DRIVEN TO THE CANVAS… BUT RHAEGAR POWERS HIM UP TO HIS SHOULDERS!
Stew-O: SECOND POWERBOMB! RHAEGAR IS PUNISHING LUCIAN BLACK RIGHT NOW! HE’S STILL NOT DONE! RHAEGAR LIFTS HIM UP! THIRD POWERBOMB! STILL NOT FINISHED AS RHAEGAR PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET! LUCIAN CAN BARELY STAND ON HIS FEET AS RHAEGAR SCREAMS RIGHT INTO HIS FACE BEFORE THROWING HIM INTO THE ROPES! HE LOOKS TO FINISH THE WRATH OF ARES WITH THE POP-UP POWERBOMB!
Deadprez: HE POPS HIM UP! SUPERMAN PUNCH! LUCIAN BLACK STRIKES WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH IN THE AIR FROM THAT LIFT UP! LUCIAN DROPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR AS RHAEGAR BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES! SPEAR! LUCIAN STRIKES WITH THE SPEAR THAT TEARS THROUGH RHAEGAR! LUCIAN HAS IT! HE HOOKS HIM BY THE LEG TO END IT HERE!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Locked and Loaded” by Godsmack plays in the background as Lucian Black stands on his feet with the referee raising his hand.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… LUUCCCIIIIAAAANNNNN BLLAAACCCCKKKKK!!!
Stew-O: Lucian Black has done it! Lucian topples the Spartan tonight as he shows the entire world that no matter who steps in front of him or the obstacles that come, he’s intent on making his way back to the World Heavyweight Championship!
Deadprez: Lucian took it to Rhaegar, making him eat the words that he said to him, but Rhaegar gave it to him! I almost thought Rhaegar was about to hit that Wrath of Ares for the win! But, Lucian pulled it off and he walks out with the win!
(Lucian Black celebrates with the Tokyo Dome crowd before walking out of the ring and making his way to the back while the show cuts to commercial break.)
(The show returns from commercial break as the crowd goes wild with the ring announce coming back into view.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
(“The Wreckoning” by Nonpoint echoes throughout the arena as Scott Oasis walks out with with excitement as he bounces on the stage, slamming his fists beside him as red pyro shoots from the stage.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… he is from Baltimore, Maryland… he weighs in at 260 pounds… “The Iceman” SCCOOOTTTTTTTTT OAASSSIIIISSSSS!!!
Stew-O: Livid about not making it to King of Elite and Lucian failing to attain the crown, Scott Oasis has decided to make his path to the World Heavyweight Championship by running over an EAW legend tonight!
Deadprez: With the power and unbridled fury that Scott Oasis possesses, I believe it could be possible! Scott Oasis is a man hellbent on becoming the world champion and whatever way he must go to do it, he will and it will be tonight that marks the first step in his rise!
(“Fear” by Lecrae fills the arena as the Tokyo Dome crowd goes wild as The Heart Break Boy walks out jumping up and down with energy for the crowd. He steps to the stage, taunting to the crowd before taunting with the gold pyro shooting up in the air for him.)
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, he is from Ferguson, Missouri… he weighs in at 220 pounds… “The Golden Boy” HEEAAARRRRTTTT BRREEEAAAAKKKKK BOOOOYYYYY!!!
Stew-O: Heart Break Boy is looking to come out tonight with a victory in hand, to teach this young man a lesson in respect, and Scott Oasis isn’t looking like he’s ready to get taught a lesson!
Deadprez: Heart Break Boy coming out here tonight, possibly could be a sign of things to come for his partner Pizza Boy later tonight, as this is going to be a big one! HBB isn’t planning on being someone’s stepping stone, and it certainly won’t be against Oasis!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: The fight has begun with both men staring eye-to-eye at one another! The Heart Break Boy and Scott Oasis going toe-to-toe with one another right now AS THEY LUNGE AT ONE ANOTHER AND LOCK UP WITH EACH OTHER! BOTH MEN ARE READY FOR THIS FIGHT! HBB TAKES THE ADVANTAGE, PLAYING SMART AGAINST THIS STRONGMAN, WRAPPING HIS ARM AROUND THE THROAT OF OASIS WITH THE SIDE-HEADLOCK!
Deadprez: HBB wrenches on the hold BUT THE STRENGTH OF OASIS PROVES TO BE TOO MUCH AS HE SHOVES HIM INTO THE ROPES BEFORE LAUNCHING HIM ACROSS THE RING TO RELEASE HIM FROM THE HOLD! HBB runs the ropes due to the momentum of the throw AS OASIS MEETS HIM WITH A MASSIVE SHOULDER TACKLE TO FLOOR HIM! THAT WAS LIKE RUNNING INTO A BRICK WALL!
Stew-O: Heart Break Boy rolls around to start to pick himself up BUT SCOTT OASIS EASILY FLIPS HIM ON HIS SHOULDER! HE CHARGES FOR THE RUNNING POWERSLAM! HBB SHOVES OFF OF HIS SHOULDER, NARROWLY AVOIDING BEING PRESSED TO THE MAT! Oasis turns around WITH HBB STRIKING WITH THE ELBOW SMASH! NO! OASIS STRIKES WITH THE KICK IN THE GUT FIRST! OH MY! OASIS HOOKS HIM IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS! LOOKING TO HIT THAT PILEDRIVER ALREADY! WILL HE HIT IT?
Deadprez: HEART BREAK BOY GRABS HIM BY THE LEGS TO PREVENT BEING LIFTED! HE’S FIGHTING! HBB TAKES THE LEGS OUT OF SCOTT OASIS TO BE RELEASED AS HE LOOKS FOR A SUBMISSION IT SEEMS! HE WRAPS HIS LEGS! FIGURE-FOUR LEGLOCK! HE HAS IT LOCKED IN! HBB IS LOOKING TO MAKE THE ICEMAN TAP OUT HERE TONIGHT IN TOKYO! HE REARS BACK WITH HIS LEGS AS THE SEARING PAIN SHOOTS UP TO BE SEEN ON THE FACE OF OASIS!
Stew-O: OASIS IS USING HIS STRENGTH TO TURN HIS BODY OVER! HE LOOKS TO TRY AND ROLL ON HIS STOMACH TO REVERSE THE PRESSURE OF THE HOLD AND MAKE THE GOLDEN BOY SUFFER! OASIS ROLLS AS HBB IS DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO WEAKEN THE LEGS! OASIS DOES IT! OASIS LIES ON HIS STOMACH AS HE REVERSES THE PRESSURE TO BE DONE UNTO HBB!
Deadprez: HBB SCREAMS IN PAIN! HE IS QUICKLY FORCED TO RELEASE THE FIGURE-FOUR TO PREVENT ANYMORE PAIN FROM THAT HOLD! Oasis and HBB stand up with Oasis getting the advantage with strikes before throwing him into the ropes! HBB rebounds off the ropes as Oasis bends down for the back body drop WITH HBB COMING IN WITH THE SWINGING NECKBREAKER TO DROP OASIS DOWN ON THE MAT! THE HEART BREAK BOY IS BRINGING IT TONIGHT!
Stew-O: HBB walks over to Scott Oasis and stomps right in his face while Oasis climbs back to a knee before HBB grabs him to strike with chops in the chest! HBB continues with the chops until Oasis is trapped in the corner! HBB goes to toss Oasis into the corner BUT HE SPINS OUT AND REVERSES BY THROWING HBB INTO THE CORNER! HBB SLAMS RIGHT ON HIS BACK AS SCOTT RUNS IN FOR THE CORNER LARIAT!
Deadprez: SCOTT OASIS DRIVES THE FOREARM ACROSS THE NECK OF THE HEART BREAK BOY! HBB ALMOST FLEW RIGHT OFF OF THAT CORNER WITH THE FORCE OF THAT LARIAT! Scott Oasis begins to strike with accompanying back elbows into the jaw of Heart Break Boy BEFORE LIFTING HBB ON HIS SHOULDER! HE RUNS OVER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH HBB! RUNNING POWERSLAM RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! HE DROVE HBB RIGHT INTO THE MAT WHILE HOOKING THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!
Stew-O: THE HEART BREAK BOY POPS THE SHOULDER UP FOR THE KICK OUT! Scott Oasis goes behind the fallen HBB LOCKING HIS ARMS AROUND HIS THROAT AS HE PINS HIM TO GROUND WITH THE REAR NAKED CHOKE! HE’S TRAPPED HIM WITH HIS LEGS AS HBB HAS NOWHERE TO GO! HE’S ROLLING BACK-AND-FORTH! HE WANTS TO REACH THE ROPES, BUT THEY ARE ALL TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Deadprez: SCOTT OASIS HAS IT LOCKED IN TIGHT AS HE STARTS TO TRY AND MAKE HEART BREAK BOY BLACK OUT! HBB LOOKS TO BE FADING! COULD HE START TO BE ABLE TO GET THE SUBMISSION VICTORY? WILD ELBOW STRIKE! ANOTHER ONE! HBB IS FIGHTING BACK! I WAS WRONG! HBB’S STILL ALIVE IN THIS!
Stew-O: HBB STRIKES ONCE MORE FOR OASIS TO RELEASE THE HOLD AS HE FLOATS OVER AND STANDS OVER OASIS! HBB STARTS TO LAND PUNCHES RIGHT INTO HIS FACE! LEFTS AND RIGHTS RAINING DOWN UPON THE ICEMAN RIGHT NOW! Heart Break Boy lifts up Scott Oasis and whips him into the ropes LOOKING FOR THE FLYING ELBOW SMASH!
Deadprez: SCOTT OASIS GRAPPLES HIS OPPONENT AS HE LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR WITH SHOCK COMING OVER HEART BREAK BOY ON THE TRIP DOWN! EMPHATIC SPINEBUSTER RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS BY OASIS! HBB ARCHES UP IN PAIN AS OASIS FORCES HIM BACK DOWN ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!
Stew-O: HEART BREAK BOY KICKS OUT OF THE PIN! Scott Oasis looks over to the referee with a cold stare as he speaks to him about the count while bringing HBB back to his feet! Oasis lifts HBB up DROPPING HIM RIGHT ON HIS KNEE WITH THE BACKBREAKER THAT FOLDS HIM IN A WAY THAT THE HUMAN BODY SHOULD NEVER BE FOLDED INTO! HBB COLLAPSES BACK TO THE FLOOR AS OASIS HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!
Deadprez: HEART BREAK BOY POPS THE SHOULDER UP FOR THE KICK OUT ONCE MORE! Scott Oasis shoots up and gets right into the referee’s face, slapping his hand for three times while screaming for him to speed it up, before returning to HBB LOCKING HIM RIGHT BACK INTO THE REAR NAKED CHOKE! THIS COULD SPELL THE END OF THIS MATCH FOR HBB IF HE DOESN’T FIND SOME WAY OUT OF THE SUBMISSION!
Stew-O: HBB IS REACHING OUT! HE’S ONLY INCHES AWAY FROM THE BOTTOM ROPE AS ALL HE NEEDS TO DO IS CRAWL HIS WAY OVER! HBB MAKES HIS WAY OVER AS OASIS STARTS TO TIGHTEN HIS GRIP TO TRY AND MAKE HBB PASS OUT! HBB’S NOT GOING DOWN! HE WON’T GIVE UP! HE’S MAKING THE CRAWL AS IF HE WAS IN THE SAHARA DESERT AND THAT ROPE WAS HIS ONLY SOURCE OF WATER!
Deadprez: HEART BREAK BOY GRASPS THE BOTTOM ROPE! HE HAS IT IN HIS HANDS! THE REFEREE RUSHES TO THE SIDE OF SCOTT OASIS AS HE STARTS THE COUNT! OASIS HOLDS IT AS HE JUST INTENDS TO MAKE HBB SUBMIT TO THIS HOLD!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Stew-O: OASIS FINALLY RELEASES THE HOLD KNOWING HE COULDN’T GET HIM THERE! Oasis strikes with stomps right into the back of HBB’s head while he tries to climb back to his feet! Oasis drags HBB back to his feet STRIKING HARD WITH STIFF KNEES INTO HIS STOMACH WHILE FORCING HIM INTO THE CORNER! Oasis launches HBB across to the corner DARTING BEHIND HIM WITH THE CORNER LARIAT!
Deadprez: BIG BOOT! HBB FIRES HARD WITH THE BIG BOOT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF OASIS AS HE FALTERS BACK! HBB BEING THE OPPORTUNIST ROLLS UP SCOTT RIGHT HERE AS HE LOOKS TO PUT HIM AWAY RIGHT HERE!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR! HE GETS A TWO-COUNT AS THAT ROLL-UP CAUGHT SCOTT OASIS BY SURPRISE! Heart Break Boy drags Scott up to his feet LOOKING TO DROP HIM WITH THE SCOOP SLAM! NO! HBB’S BACK GIVES OUT FROM THE PUNISHMENT THAT OASIS HAS INFLICTED UPON HIM! Oasis has an opening TAKING ADVANTAGE WITH THE ROLLING LARIAT THAT ALMOST DECAPITATES HBB RIGHT THERE! HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Deadprez: NO! HEART BREAK BOY IS STILL GOING! HBB WON’T DIE! Scott Oasis pulls HBB back to his feet WHIPPING HIM ACROSS THE RING TO THE ROPES! Oasis waits for him LOOKING FOR THE BACK BODY DROP! KNEE TO THE FACE BY HBB! HBB TAKES A STEP BACK! THE GOLDPRINT! SUPERKICK!
Stew-O: OASIS CATCHES WITH HIS HANDS! HE SHOVES HBB BACK INTO THE ROPES AS HE CATCHES HIM! SWINGING SIDE SLAM INTO THE CANVAS! THAT’S IT! THE COVER BY OASIS WHILE HOOKING THE LEG!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…. THHHHRRREEE!
Deadprez: NO! NO! NO! THE REFEREE WAVES IT OFF! HBB GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES AS SCOTT OASIS SHOOTS TO HIS FEET IN FURY! HE CAN’T BELIEVE THAT HBB HAS STILL STUCK IN THIS! Oasis heaves HBB up in the air LOCKING HIM INTO THE BEAR HU–HBB INSTANTLY GETS OUT WITH THE PUNCH RIGHT INTO FACE!
Stew-O: HEART BREAK BOY RUNS TO THE ROPES AS HE LOOKS TO GAIN SOME SPEED TO RETURN TO SCOTT OASIS WITH! FLYING ELBOW SMASH RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF OASIS AS HBB FALLS TO THE MAT! BOTH MEN ARE DO– HBB KIPS UP TO HIS FEET OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE TAPS INTO A SECOND RESERVOIR OF ENERGY!
Deadprez: HBB turns over to the turnbuckle as he exits the ring MAKING THE CLIMB TO THE TOP! HBB makes it to the top as he taunts to the crowd DIVING OFF THE HEART BREAK ELBOW! RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF SCOTT OASIS AS HE HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: NO! SCOTT OASIS KICKS OUT OF THE PIN! HEART BREAK BOY LOOKS TO THE TOKYO CROWD WITH A LOOK OF FRUSTRATION! HBB starts to pull Oasis back to his feet BUT OASIS HOOKS HIM BY SURPRISE! BRAINBUSTER! HE SPIKES HBB ON HIS HEAD AS THAT COULD SPELL THE END OF THE MATCH! Oasis stands back to his feet, not going for the pin, as he stands in the corner BEGGING FOR HBB TO TRY AND GET UP!
Deadprez: YOU KNOW WHAT HE’S TRYING TO DO! HE WANTS THE RELAPSE PUNT KICK! HE WANTS TO HAND HBB A CONCUSSION ON A SILVER PLATTER! HBB starts to push on the canvas, trying to pick himself up from the canvas to continue fighting against The Iceman, WITH OASIS SPRINTING FULL-SPEED! THE RELAPSE!
Stew-O: THE GOLDPRINT! GOLDPRINT! SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE! HEART BREAK BOY SHOT UP IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE AND STRUCK WITH THAT GOLDPRINT BY SURPRISE! HE SUCKERED THE ICEMAN IN! HBB COLLAPSES ON TOP OF SCOTT OASIS AS HE LOOKS TO END IT THERE!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Fear” by Lecrae plays in the background as The Heart Break Boy slowly rises from his feet, barely able to stand, as the referee holds his hand in the air as almost the only thing keeping him on his feet.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… HEEAAARRRRTTTT BRREEEAAAAKKKKK BOOOOYYYYY!!!
Stew-O: HEART BREAK BOY HAS PULLED IT OFF! Taking a hell of a beating from Scott Oasis in this match, Heart Break Boy stands tall against the disrespectful rising star that stood against him!
Deadprez: Heart Break Boy stands tall tonight, barely, as maybe there’s not only respect being taught to Scott Oasis, but maybe a tinge of respect from Heart Break Boy from the sheer strength and ability that he put on display!
(Heart Break Boy goes on the turnbuckle and celebrates with the Tokyo Dome as Scott Oasis starts to hold his jaw from that Goldprint he took.)
(The camera pans backstage… where Barney M. Bailey is seen pacing back and forth in The Pizza Boy’s locker room.)
Barney M. Bailey: Damnit, Andrew… where the hell are you? Your match is next, and we still haven’t heard from you! Seen you… I could really go for a pizza right now— DAMNIT, I CAN’T BE THINKING ABOUT THESE THINGS! I NEED TO FIND HIM…
(Barney is about to leave the locker room… when suddenly Tony Rolland enters through the door, eating a slice of pepperoni pizza.)
Barney M. Bailey: Oh, THANK GOD! Please, PLEASE… tell me you found him.
Tony Rolland: Okay, I found him.
Barney M. Bailey: THANK YOU! Now… where is he?
Tony Rolland: Who?
Barney M. Bailey: … Andrew, or “The Pizza Boy”… the wrestler you trained, you know?
Tony Rolland: OHHH, ANDREW! Yeah, not a single clue.
Barney M. Bailey: BUT YOU SAID YOU FOUND HIM? YOU LYING PIECE OF…
Tony Rolland: Whoa, now… language. Calm down, you raging purple dinosaur. I’ve checked everywhere, the autograph booths, the production center, even the ladies’ room… heheh.
Barney M. Bailey: TONY, THIS ISN’T A TIME FOR JOKES! ANDREW HAS A HUGE MATCH, AND HE’S NOT HERE TO PARTICIPATE IN IT!
Tony Rolland: What else do you want me to do? You want me to find Godzilla and ride on his back to patrol Tokyo, and hope to find him? I mean as awesome as that sounds… I think we’re fresh out luck—
(The door suddenly opens again, as both turn around in excitement… only to see The Heart Break Boy walk in the locker room… Tony Rolland immediately drops his pizza on the floor, and stares down HBB.)
Tony Rolland: HBB…
Barney M. Bailey: …
Tony Rolland: Haven’t seen you since you aligned yourself with that lame comic book stable… here to make my life a living hell again?!
HBB: I’m a changed man, Tony. I’ve found my Lord and Savior, our Heavenly Father… God.
Tony Rolland: You’re telling me, you became a… BIBLE THUMPER?! That’s what they call it right?! Uhhh…
Barney M. Bailey: CAN WE REFOCUS ON FINDING THE PIZZA BOY? Wait, actually… HBB! You’re the man I wanted to see! You’re traveling frequently with Andrew, did you happen to come here today with him?
HBB: Actually, no… that’s why I’m here now. I was about to wish him good luck, but I haven’t seen him since we fought The Mercenaries.
Barney M. Bailey: You’re telling me… YOU LOST YOUR OWN TAG TEAM PARTNER? COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE…
HBB: Lighten up, why don’t you? I’m sure he’ll end up popping up sooner or later… he’s a very unpredictable person. He actually reminds me a lot like you, Tony.
Tony Rolland: Heh, well — when you train a guy for so long, I guess he develops some similar traits. Hey, I haven’t checked the concession stands! Maybe he’s there, I mean if their food was anything as good as that pepperoni pizza… I’m sure Andrew was attracted to it!
HBB: Worth the shot.
Tony Rolland: Sounds like a plan!
(Tony Rolland and The Heart Break Boy both walk out of the locker room… leaving an enraged Barney M. Bailey behind, who shouts in pure rage… but shortly follows after them both.)
(The camera transitions back into the Tokyo Dome…)
(“Step Up (I’m On It)” by Maylene and the Sons of Disaster plays… Tig Kelly walks into the Tokyo Dome, with the National Elite Championship strapped around his waist — receiving a chorus of boo’s as he walks down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: This following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!… AND IT IS FOR THE NATIONALLLLLL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!… INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM GALWAY, IRELAND! WEIGHING IN AT 212 POOOOOOUNNNNDSSS!!!!… HE IS THE NATIONALLLLL ELITEEEE CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!… TIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG KELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Deadprez: This man has to be quite the ferocious National Elite Champion if you ask me! He’s backed down from no challenge, and he’s even competed for the World Heavyweight Championship under this current reign! If anything, he’s been on the top of his game lately… and tonight, he’s putting his championship against one of the most ultimate underdogs that EAW has signed currently; The Pizza Boy! It all started with The Pizza Boy simply being inspired by a match, of which his friend and partner competed for the World Heavyweight Championship for…
Stew: Yeah, and this inspiration turned into a challenge… a challenge which Tig Kelly did not refuse. It was out of the blue, and all of a sudden, but he DID NOT DECLINE… HOWEVER, Tig Kelly showed how he doesn’t respect, nor care about The Pizza Boy’s determination! He clocked up upside the head with the National Elite Championship, and vowed to embarrass The Pizza Boy in front of these thousands of fans in attendance, and the millions watching at home… but I don’t know if he’ll get a chance! From what we’ve gathered from The Pizza Boy’s manager, he hasn’t been spotted ALL DAY LONG… so, Tig may have the easiest title defend here tonight.
Ring Announcer: And his opponent…
(“That’s Amore” by Mattias IA Eklundh plays loudly throughout the Tokyo Dome, as the fans rise from their seats in ear deafening cheers… they await The Pizza Boy’s entrance — the song ongoingly plays, but still no signs of The Pizza Boy.)
Stew: Oh no, I was expecting this… I know this guy has been one of the most unpredictable individuals as of this week, but this is really stretching it. If he doesn’t show for this, well… I guess we’re going to have to formally apologize for the match that could’ve been.
Deadprez: Don’t give up on him just yet! I don’t think you’re giving him enough credit that he’s due.
Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT!!!…
(“That’s Amore” continues to play in the background… but nobody can sight The Pizza Boy anywhere, the camera redirects itself to the ring — where Tig Kelly is pacing back and forth with a wide grin, as he laughs… and Pizza Boy’s music dies down.)
Deadprez: Well, it appears the officials are talking to the referee and the ring announcer, and it seems like The Pizza Boy is nowhere to be found! I don’t know what to say right now, this is truly heartbreaking in my opinion…
Stew: WAIT… WHO’S THAT? IN THE CROWD, THE CROWD HAS DIRECTED THEIR ATTENTION TO SOMEONE WALKING IN THE CROWD! I THINK IT’S…
(The camera focuses on the man walking through thousands of fans… and it appears to be The Pizza Boy with boxes of pizzas, as he starts handing out slices of pizza to the fans.. as “That’s Amore” picks back up.)
Deadprez: IT IS! IT’S THE PIZZA BOY! HE’S HERE! I KNEW HE WOULDN’T LET HIS FANS DOWN!
Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT!!!… FROM NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK! WEIGHING IN AT 175 POOOOOOUNNNNDSSSS!!!!…. THEEEEEEEEEEEE PIZZZZZAAAAAAAAA BOOOOOOOYYYY!!!!
(The Pizza Boy makes his way through the crowd… handing out every slice of pizza in the boxes, eventually just handing out the boxes — up until the point he hops over the barricade, and enters the ring to stand in his corner; facing Tig Kelly who seems very unimpressed.)
Stew: We’re going to have this match as it was scheduled, and I cannot wait! The referee signals for the bell, and this match officially is about to be underway! LET’S GET THINGS MOVING HERE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: The Pizza Boy and Tig Kelly stare each down from their respective corners… and this match is going to be the one that settles the score between these two talented elitists. And both men meet each other in the middle of the ring, The Pizza Boy looking slightly nervous here, as it appears Tig Kelly is going to have an exchange of words with him— BUT THE PIZZA BOY ISN’T HAVING ANY OF TIG KELLY’S TRASH TALK! HE FIRES OFF WITH CLOSED FISTS OFF THE JAW! ONE SWING OF THE ARM, AFTER THE OTHER! THE PIZZA BOY IS FED UP WITH TIG KELLY!
Stew: BUT TIG KELLY FIRES BACK WITH SOME BALLED UP FISTS OF HIS OWN! AND THESE TWO ARE GOING AT IT LIKE RABID WOLVES! Tig Kelly appears to be getting the advantage of Pizza Boy in this scenario, as he outmatches him in size and weight! Tig Kelly grasps The Pizza Boy by his right arm, AND VIOLENTLY WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER! Tig Kelly goes chasing after him… AND THRUSTS HIS ARM INTO PIZZA BOY’S NECK WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! Tig Kelly resorting back to the insane striking techniques he enjoys utilizing every match he has, and HAMMERS his fists down on Pizza Boy’s skull!
Deadprez: Tig Kelly is absolutely relentless with those massive strikes to the skull, the referee has to step in and force Tig off of Pizza Boy! But not for a very long time— TIG KELLY GRIPS PIZZA BOY’S ARM ONE MORE TIME! AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER FOR A SECOND TIME! And Tig Kelly isn’t far behind, he’s chasing Pizza Boy down again! BUT AS SOON AS PIZZA BOY MEETS THE CORNER, HE USES THE ROPES TO SPRING BACK AT TIG KELLY… HOOKING HIS HEAD IN MID-AIR, AND DROPPING HIM NOSE FIRST TO THE CANVAS! WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS RIGHT THERE!
Stew: The Pizza Boy is displaying how agile he really is! And Pizza Boy rushes back to a vertical posture… grabbing a handful of Tig Kelly’s hair, lifting him back up— ONLY TO SEND HIM BACK DOWN TO A KNEE WITH A DROPKICK TO HIS KNEE! The Pizza Boy bounces back to his feet, and goes rushing off the ropes! He comes rebounding back at Tig Kelly— BUT TIG KELLY BURSTS UP, AND MEETS THE PIZZA BOY WITH A DEADLY RUNNING DROPKICK TO HIS CHEST! DEAR LORD ALMIGHTY! THAT DROPKICK SENT THE PIZZA BOY FLYING ACROSS THE RING!
Deadprez: The weight advantage is certainly coming into play, and Tig Kelly just made a rag doll out of The Pizza Boy! Tig Kelly taking his time to walk on over to Pizza Boy… lifting him back up with ease! And Tig Kelly transitions himself behind The Pizza Boy, SETTING THE TWO UP PRECISELY NEAR THE CORNER! AND TIG KELLY GETS A FIRM GRIP AROUND PIZZA BOY’S WAIST… PULLING HIM BACKWARDS! AND CONNECTS WITH A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER! THE PIZZA BOY’S NECK LOOKS LIKE IT JUST SNAPPED OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!
Stew: Tig Kelly is delivering as much damage to Pizza Boy’s body, as he physically can! The Pizza Boy KNEW how dangerous Tig Kelly would be, when getting himself into this situation… and Tig Kelly not letting Pizza Boy recover! He begins STOMPING away at his ribs! AND DROPS A KNEE ONTO THEM AS WELL! And now Tig Kelly lifts The Pizza Boy immediately back to his feet… seemingly repeating the same process as before, positioning himself closely to the corner! AND TIG KELLY PULLS THE PIZZA BOY IN… BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER, MUCH LIKE THE GERMAN SUPLEX!
Deadprez: WAIT, WHAT?!?! HOW IN THE WORLD…THE PIZZA BOY SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY LEANED INTO THE FLIP, AND LANDED ON THE TOP ROPE! BUT HE PUSHES HIMSELF BACK UP, AND BACK FLIPS OFF THE TOP ROPE! AND LANDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF TIG KELLY, WHO HAD JUST GOTTEN BACK UP! AND TIG KELLY LOOKS ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHED BY HIS ATHLETICISM! HE WASN’T EXPECTING THIS— AND THE PIZZA BOY QUICKLY DROPKICKS TIG IN THE LEG, AND BRINGS HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Pizza Boy wasting NO TIME, and gets straight back up! TO DRIVE HIS BOOT IN THE TEMPLE WITH A DEADLY ENZUIGIRI ONTO TIG KELLY!
Stew: What a LOUD kick that was to the head, and Tig Kelly falls lifelessly stomach first to the ring mat! The Pizza Boy taking this precious time to recover from the offensive onslaught that Tig was on! And Pizza Boy paces himself, almost as if he’s thinking of what to do next… Tig Kelly is getting back up though! Tig Kelly pushing himself to his hands and knees! AND THE PIZZA BOY NOTICES THIS! If you’ve seen any of Pizza Boy’s matches, you know that’s a HORRIBLE spot to be in! AND PIZZA BOY GOES SPRINTING OFF THE ROPES! HE CLEARS THE DISTANCE BETWEEN HIM AND TIG… AND THE PIZZA BOY DROPS TIG KELLY TO THE CANVAS WITH THE PIZZA CUTTER! HE GOT IT! HE GOT IT! AND PIZZA BOY SPINS TIG’S BODY SO IT LAYS FLAT ON THE MAT, AND ATTEMPTS THE PIN! WILL THIS BE ENOUGH?
Deadprez: IT WON’T BE ENOUGH! TIG KELLY LITERALLY BENCH PRESSES AND TOSSES THE PIZZA BOY OFF OF HIS BODY TO BREAK THE PIN! The Pizza Boy gets to his knees in amazement of how powerful Tig Kelly is… and Tig Kelly rolls to his stomach, and pushes himself back up! The Pizza Boy back on his feet as well, and HE CHARGES AT TIG KELLY! BUT OH MAN! TIG KELLY SWINGS HIS RIGHT LEG AT PIZZA BOY’S CHEST, AND CONNECTS WITH A LOUD KICK! And Pizza Boy appears as if he’s had the air taken right out of him, BUT TIG KELLY KEEPS ATTACKING WITH THOSE WILD KICKS! THE PIZZA BOY IS ON THE BAD END OF A KICKING SPREE, AND TIG KELLY ISN’T LETTING UP WHATSOEVER!
Stew: These kicks are OVERWHELMING The Pizza Boy… all the way to the point where he is know brought down to a knee! And Tig Kelly STILL RAPIDLY KICKING HIM! HE’S REDDENING HIS CHEST! I can’t say I’m astounded by the amount of strength that this young man, Tig Kelly has in him! Tig Kelly now making some distance between himself and The Pizza Boy… AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT TIG KELLY IS SETTING UP HERE! HE’S SIZING THE DAZED AND CONFUSED PIZZA BOY UP! HERE WE GO… THE MAFIA KICK! THE MAFIA KICK! TIG KELLY INSTANTLY DROPS THE PIZZA BOY WITH HIS NOTORIOUS MAFIA KICK! THE PIZZA BOY IS OUT, HE’S NOT MOVING AN INCH! AND I THINK IT’S SAFE TO SAY… TIG KELLY HAS THIS WON! TIG DROPS DOWN AND COVERS THE PIZZA BOY!
ONEEEEEE!!!!… TWOOOOOOO!!!!!…. THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: NO, NO, NO! THE PIZZA BOY THROWS HIS SHOULDER OFF THE MAT TO BREAK THE PIN! HE’S STILL IN THIS… AND HE JUST KICKED OUT OF THE MAFIA KICK! TIG KELLY LOOKS DUMBFOUNDED! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS EITHER! I think EVERYONE in the Tokyo Dome thought Tig Kelly had this won… but it appears not so much! Tig Kelly checks with the referee to confirm it was indeed a two count— and he looks ENRAGED! He looks FURIOUS! He reverts his attention back to The Pizza Boy, who’s barely moving… AND STARTS SMASHING HIS ELBOW INTO EVERY VULNERABLE BODY PART THAT HE HAS! HIS ARMS, CHEST, LEGS, THIGHS, RIBS, AND ONE FOR HIS FOREHEAD TO FINISH IT OFF!
Stew: I don’t honestly think Tig Kelly expected Pizza Boy to have this much will to fight on! He’s got the heart, but how much longer can The Pizza Boy withstand this brutal beating… before his heart breaks? No pun intended, heh… and Tig Kelly finding himself as the only person standing between him and The Pizza Boy! He PICKS Pizza Boy up as if his weight matched that of a feathers! And he’s got him set up.. FOR A BACK SUPLEX! HE’S GOT HIM! HE LIFTS HIM UP! THE PIZZA BOY STARTING FIGHTING OUT OF IT THOUGH! HE’S SQUIRMING, AND TWISTING! HE’S SLAMMING HIS FISTS AND ELBOWS INTO TIG KELLY’S SHOULDERS! TIG TRYING HIS BEST TO KEEP HIS BALANCE… BUT IT’S LIKE PIZZA BOY IS THROWING A TANTRUM! AND TIG IS FORCED TO DROP HIM, BUT PIZZA BOY KEEPS A GRIP AROUND HIS HEAD!
Deadprez: THE PIZZA BOY, WITH A STRONG GRASP AROUND TIG KELLY’S HEAD… CHARGES INTO THE CORNER! BUT TIG KELLY IS TRYING TO SHAKE LOOSE OF THE GRIP! HE’S TRYING HIS BEST TO STRUGGLE OUT OF IT! BUT THE PIZZA BOY’S DETERMINATION ISN’T LETTING UP! HE KEEPS A HOLD OF TIG… AND THERE HE GOES RUNNING UP THE CORNER WIDE EYED! ARE WE ABOUT TO SEE? THAT WE ARE! THERE IT IS! TIG KELLY IS PLANTED FACE FIRST ONTO THE MAT FOR A WELL EXECUTED PIZZA TO GO! THE PIZZA BOY HAS THIS! HE’S GOING TO WIN HIS FIRST EVER CHAMPIONSHIP HERE IN EAW! PIZZA BOY TURNS TIG KELLY’S DEADWEIGHT ONTO HIS BACK… AND HOOKS BOTH OF HIS LEGS! THIS HAS TO BE IT! WE HAVE A NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!
ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!…. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: HE DID IT! HE DID IT! THE PIZZA BOY IS THE NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND NEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!…. NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!…. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PIZZZZZZAAAAAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY!!!!!!
(“That’s Amore” by Mattias IA Eklundh plays… and The Pizza Boy gets to his knees, looking around the Tokyo Dome — and the referee then hands him the National Elite Championship… The Pizza Boy grips the title, then takes a good glance down at it pausing in the moment… then jumps to his feet, and runs to the corner; raising the championship high in victory.)
Deadprez: THE PIZZA BOY DID IT! HE DID WHAT VERY MUCH SEEMED THE IMPOSSIBLE! HE BROUGHT EVERYTHING HE HAD WITHIN HIM, AND HE’S NOW TAKEN HOME THE GOLD! I’M ONE HUNDRED PERCENT PROUD OF THIS YOUNG MAN! HE DID WHAT MOST UNDERDOGS DO… OVERCOME THE ODDS, AND WENT THE EXTRA MILE TO PULL OFF A HUGE VICTORY IN HIS CAREER!
Stew: HE DID WHAT NOBODY BELIEVED HE WOULD DO… WIN. HE DESERVES IT!
(The Pizza Boy continues to celebrate in the ring… when the camera would then turn to The Heart Break Boy — who walks onto the stage wearing a “Stand And Deliver” t-shirt, giving The Pizza Boy a round of applause, as Pizza Boy mouths “Thank you.” to HBB, and then points up at the sky and mouths “Thank you, Lord.”… as the camera fades to commercial break.)
(The camera pans back into the Tokyo Dome… where thousands, upon thousands of fans are on their feet – with their signs held high in the air, and cheering at the top of their lungs. The camera makes a full circular loop around the entire arena… until fixating itself back onto the stage.)
(… “Sail” by AWOLNATION loudly echoes throughout the Tokyo, Dome — and Drastik comes walking onto the stage, as the crowd begins to sing along with his theme music… Drastik eggs the crowd on, and plays along with their negative reaction as he makes his way to the ring, where an EAW official referee is already waiting.)
Ring Announcers: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… “THE BEST IN THE WORLD”… DRASTIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Stew: Here’s the moment I’d say we’ve all been anticipating ALL NIGHT LONG! I’ve been running a list of names of potential elitists, and even some vixens that may answer this open challenge! I’ve narrowed it down to a few names, but my lips stay sealed until we see if anyone has the bravery to step foot inside the ring with Drastik…
Deadprez: Oh, you have a list of names? You put some real deep thinking into that list? I honestly don’t expect much from this open challenge at all. If anything — I expect some younger talent to try, and get an easy victory off this seasoned veteran. If you’re expecting some surprise Stew, you’re better off waiting until the Grand Rampage… when guys like Hurricane Hawk will return, and expect to win it.
(Drastik is handed a microphone from the ringside management, and enters the ring through the middle rope… as “Sail” begins to die down, as Drastik stands dead center in the middle of the ring — taking his time to look around at the fans, who are just now quieting down.)
Drastik: I know what you’re all expecting… you’re expecting something “shocking” to transpire tonight. I’ve been doing my research, I’ve been looking online, and scanning the potential returns, the potential rookies, I’ve even seen names such as Mr. DEDEDE, or even frauds like Xavier Williams. I mean why wouldn’t a guy like himself want to go against the REAL BEST IN THE WORLD? He’s been prancing around this company on a high horse for the longest time… pretending to be something he isn’t. I mean sure, I’ll give the kid some credit — he had a decent reign, but he’s gone back to his roots by jumping back into the Dark Demon circle. I’m sure you’re all THRILLED to see those two go at it again, let’s hope Demon doesn’t burn down the arena.
(Drastik pauses for a moment with a wide grin on his face… looking around the crowd, before he begins to speak again.)
Drastik: Or maybe we’ll get the likes of Johnny Ventura out here… maybe he’ll return after getting what was a heart whelming victory over his “rival” Liam Catterson, and got taken out by some guy who worships Zeus, Hades, and whatever make believe Gods he’s knelt to. Not to mention the two of them have always been known as my greatest tools in Drastik World Order. Can’t make a great omelet without breaking a few eggs, now can we? No, no, no… I GOT IT! I KNOW WHO’S GROWN THE BALLS TO CHALLENGE ME TONIGHT! IT’S… IT’S… It’s absolutely nobody.
(The crowd begins to boo loudly, as Drastik proceeds to speak over them.)
Drastik: What did any of you actually expect? Did you expect great things from tonight? Did you expect to see one of your favorite elitists march down that ramp, AND CHALLENGE ME? Nobody from Dynasty, Voltage, ShowDown… or even those slackers who can’t seem to shine on a main brand, that compete on Battleground have the courage to face me down like a man…
… (“This Means War” by Avenged Sevenfold hits, and the entire arena jumps up to their feet in cheers…)
Stew: WHAT?! WHAT?!?!… IS IT REALLY?!?! IS IT DEVAN DUBIAN?! DEVAN DUBIAN HAS COME BACK?! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! THESE FANS ARE ABSOLUTELY LIVID RIGHT NOW! AND DRASTIK IS STARING AT THE STAGE… AS IF HE’S SEEN A GHOST! HE LOOKS AMAZED, NO PUN INTENDED!…
Deadprez: This can’t be…
(The camera continues to focus on the stage… but slowly brings itself back to focus on Drastik — who’s smiling, and now laughing loudly enough so that the camera picks it up, then begins to laugh into the microphone, as “This Means War” cuts.)
Drastik: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!… YOU SHOULD’VE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACES! DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK DEVAN DUBIAN, OF ALL PEOPLE… WOULD RETURN AND FACE ME? HE’D JUST BE ASKING TO BE PLACED ON THE SHELF AGAIN!
(The crowd drowns Drastik verbally with a chorus of boo’s, as Drastik tries to calm himself down from laughing insanely…)
Drastik: Phew… I didn’t think that actually be as funny as I intended it to be. I mean I knew you’d all crazily cheer for your heroes, but I never expected this much of a reaction… but really though, I’m not kidding around. Can the management at least send out a local Japanese worker so I can perform for a minute? Maybe even less! Anyone? Someone? Okay, fair enough…
(Drastik slides out of the ring, and walks toward the barricade pointing at the man selling popcorn.)
Drastik: You there, selling the popcorn! If you step up, I’ll give you… one, NO TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS IF YOU CAN LAST MORE THAN THIRTY SECONDS IN A RING WITH ME! It’ll be more than this company will ever pay you to sell popcorn bags with… (Drastik snatches a bag of popcorn out of a fan’s hand…) REALLY? WHY ARE YOU SELLING BAGS OF POPCORN WITH JACOB SENN’S FACE ON THEM? DOES THAT HILLBILLY EVEN WRESTLE HERE ANYMORE? Damnit, nevermind…
(Drastik slides back into the ring, shaking his head disappointedly…)
Drastik: And this is what this brand, or even this company as a whole has succumbed too… Do you see how pitiful this is? I’m not booked rightfully so in the main event, WRESTLING FOR A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! I beat somebody by the name of “Evan Stark” last week… and he’s given a number one contender’s match against some old hasbeen trying to rejuvenate his dead career; Regulator. If this is all EAW has to offer me… I’ll gladly take a walk—
(The lights go out in the Tokyo Dome, and the crowd starts to cheer.)
Deadprez: BOY OH BOY! HERE WE GO! FINALLY… FINALLY, SOMEONE’S DECIDED TO SHUT THIS GUY UP! WHO IS IT? COME ON, PLEASE BE HADES…
Stew: HADES, KEVIN DEVASTATION WITH ONE OF HIS SPOOKY APPEARANCE CHANGES, WITH THE BLACK EYELINER… ANYONE! PLEASE!
(“The Regulator” by Clutch plays… and the lights immediately start flashing on and off, as the fans immediately jump to their feet following the music playing.)
Deadprez: IT CAN’T BE… IT MUSTN’T BE… IT IS! IT’S NORMAN HELLION! IT’S NORMAN HELLION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I KID YOU NOT!
Stew: I SEE HIM! I SEE HIM… DRASTIK’S STANDING STILL, HE’S NOT MOVING AN INCH! DRASTIK’S STARING DOWN HELLION, WHO’S MAKING HIS WAY SLOWLY DOWN THE RAMP…
(The lights turn back on, and the camera focuses on the rather tall man standing on the ramp… and he appears to be wearing a black beard, and a black long haired wig, and wearing Norman Hellion-esque attire… then the camera fixates itself on Drastik back inside the ring, who’s gone back to manically laughing, as “The Regulator” cuts abruptly.)
Drastik: HAHAHAHAHA… OH COME ON… COME. ON. HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD THE SAYING; “FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU… FOOL ME TWICE, SHAME ON ME.” — YOU GUYS ARE THE DEFINITION OF THAT PHRASE! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS WORKED A SECOND TIME… I LITERALLY PAID SOME RANDOM GUY I MET IN THE BACK TO DO THIS FOR ME! OH, HYSTERICAL…
(Drastik takes a step back to lean against the ropes, wiping a tear from his eye — while he laughs, the crowd continues to give Drastik a loud negative reaction…)
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wouKWfvweRU suddenly plays… )
(… Immediately after, Drastik stands back to his feet, his face looking a bit more serious.)
Deadprez: NO… THIS IS JUST ANOTHER JOKE… THERE’S NO WAY, NOT A SINGLE WAY… YOU’VE GOT TO BE JOKING ME.
Stew: I’M NOT FALLING FOR IT, PREZ! I’M NOT DOING IT AGAIN… NOPE.
(… Cyclone walks slowly onto the stage, with his head hung down to the floor… before picking it up, and staring dead in the eyes of Drastik with a wide grin upon his face, and the crowd roars out in deafening cheers.)
Stew: OH MY GOODNESS! IT IS! IT REALLY IS… IT’S CYCLONE! IT’S ACTUALLY CYCLONE! IT’S NO BODY DOUBLE, IT’S NOT A FAKE ENTRY! IT’S REALLY HIM! AND DRASTIK ACTUALLY APPEARS AS IF HE’S SEEN A GHOST! I DON’T THINK EVEN HE EXPECTED THIS… I DIDN’T EXPECT THIS, AND NOBODY IN THIS ARENA EXPECTED THIS!
Deadprez: IT’S BEEN TWO LONG YEARS, STEW! TWO YEARS SINCE WE LAST SAW CYCLONE IN AN EAW RING! I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES, AND APPARENTLY NEITHER CAN DRASTIK… THIS CROWD HAS EXPLODED! AND I’M JUST LEFT IN AWE!
(Cyclone takes his time walking down the ramp… and Drastik continues to look on; speechless… and Cyclone makes his way to the ring, and slides in under the bottom rope — and stands across the ring from Drastik as his theme music dies down…)
Stew: OH, IT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN! IT’S GOING DOWN FOR REAL! DRASTIK… YOUR CHALLENGE JUST GOT ANSWERED!
Deadprez: The referee checks on the two of them, and Cyclone looks more than READY to begin this match! He’s looked better than I’ve ever seen him before!
(Cyclone jumps up and down in his corner, removing his t-shirt, and tosses it to the crowd… and the referee goes to ensure Drastik is ready for the match…)
Stew: LET’S GET THIS MATCH ON A ROLL! THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL, AND WE’RE ABOUT TO WITNESS AN INSTANT CLASSIC!
(Drastik then suddenly drops the microphone, and slides out the ring… shaking his head, and his index finger at Cyclone…)
Drastik: *without a microphone* Not today…
(The crowd erupts in a chorus of boo’s.)
Stew: OH, WOW! DRASTIK IS LEAVING HIS OWN OPEN CHALLENGE? HOW PATHETIC… HOW COWARDLY LIKE! I SHOULD’VE EXPECTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS COMING FROM A MAN LIKE HIMSELF!
Deadprez: Absolutely despicable… I was anticipating this all night, and this is what I get? This is what the crowds, and thousands of people watching all around the world get?
(Drastik continues to walk backwards up the ramp… as Cyclone stares him down, still smiling, and laughing somewhat himself…)
Stew: DISGUSTING! That’s all I have to say any further about the coward, Drastik…
Deadprez: But Stew, for some reason — I don’t think this is far from over. I don’t think this is going to be let go anytime soon! Cyclone has FINALLY come back to Elite Answers Wrestling, and has opened a new chapter in his career… AND he’s not going to let it begin like this! I can assure you that!
Stew: I surely hope so, Prez… I really do… BUT FOLKS, DON’T YOU TOUCH THAT DIAL! DON’T YOU GO ANYWHERE! WE STILL HAVE THE MATCH YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR… BRIAN DANIELS DEFENDS HIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST THE FORMER CHAIRMAN HIMSELF; ZACK CRASH! AND IT’S GOING TO BE ONE THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS…
(The camera focuses on both Cyclone and Drastik staring at one another… before it fades to commercial break.)
(FINAL COMMERCIAL BREAK)
(The camera pans back into the Tokyo Dome… where it would then meet Stew-O and Deadprez on commentary.)
Stew: WHAT A NIGHT WE’VE HAD THUS FAR! We have new number one contenders crowned, and we crowned a NEW National Elite Champion! But we’re not quite done yet…
Deadprez: You’re right, there’s still one more match! And it’s about to begin! Hold onto your seats, this is going to be one bumpy ride!
(As they cease to talk — the camera transitions back into the ring, where the ring announcer is.)
Ring Announcer: This following match is scheduled for one fall! AND IT IS YOUR MAIN EVENT FOR THE EVENING!!!… AND IT’S FOR THE EAW WORLDDDDD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!!!…
(“Outlaw” by Disciple hits — as Zack Crash enters wearing his signature wrestling attire, and a black jacket with the words “The Rebel” printed in red on the back of it… as the fans drown the arena with boo’s.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Charleston, West Virginia! Weighing in at 225 POOOOOOUNNNNDDDSSSSS!!!!… ZAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK CRAAAAAAAAAASSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!
Stew: I’ve been waiting for this all night! I’ve been waiting to see Crash’s ugly mug get beaten down by Daniels all night! I know I’m supposed to be fair, but even Prez can admit his hatred for this guy… Crash, of course – with his superiority complex mindset; DEMANDED this match to happen! And what do you know? He got what he asked for, but let’s not forget the time he FIRED Daniels for not giving him what he wanted! These two go WAY back…
Deadprez: I can admit, I dislike the guy as much as you do. And yes, they do go way back — their history isn’t as peachy as other opponents Daniels has gone up against! Crash and Daniels have butted heads for a very long time now! Before Crash was even our chairman at the time… I think that if anything, history repeats itself tonight. And if it doesn’t… well, Crash is going to have the ego size that won’t fit into this planet.
Ring Announcer: And his opponent…
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYi-fJiV86Y plays… as Brian Daniels comes walking out onto the stage, with the World Heavyweight Championship strapped around his waist, wearing red and white dragon themed attire — the stage begins to light up with fire pyrotechnics, as Daniels walks through the middle of it with a fierce look on his face.)
Ring Announcer: From New York City, New York! Weighing in at 215 POOOOOUNNNNDSSSS!!!!… HE IS THE EAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOORLLLLDDDDD!!!!…. BRIAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN DANNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIELLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!
Deadprez: Daniels; a man that’s fought hard to where he’s at, a man who’s been overlooked several times in his early career. He’s finally on the top of his game, and he’s not slowing down anytime soon! If he really wanted to, he could’ve DENIED Crash any right to this championship match! But did he? No… I somewhat wish he had, but Daniels refuses to back down from a coward like Crash!
Stew: You got that right, Crash doesn’t know what’s coming to him! It was so many years ago that Daniels won his very first World Championship off Zack Crash! Not only that, but successfully retained it afterward! Sure, the first reign didn’t go pan out so well for Daniels, but isn’t it ironic Crash basically offered him his second? Crash thought he could use and manipulate, Daniels… but he was so wrong. Daniels took it upon himself to rebel against Crash, and have a fantastic reign of his own! But will it all end tonight? Will Daniels walk out empty handed? WE’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: Your main event contest for the World Heavyweight Championship is officially underway… as both competitors circle the ring. Brian Daniels and Zack Crash have a bitter history with one another, and this WILL BE the match that solves it all! It will settle the score— and both men lock up in the middle of the ring! Both testing their strength, but Crash QUICKLY shoves his knee into Brian Daniels stomach, and LOCKS him in a side headlock! Zack Crash tightens the hold, but Brian Daniels shoves him to the ropes… Zack Crash comes rebounding back, INTO A DROPKICK FROM DANIELS! BUT CRASH SIDESTEPS OUT OF IT! Daniels rushes back to his feet, ONLY TO MEET A ROLLING BACKFIST TO THE FACE—
Stew: NO! DANIELS CATCHES THE ARM, AND PLANTS CRASH STOMACH FIRST TO THE CANVAS! HE’S ATTEMPTING TO LOCK IN THE FOURTH SEAL! But Crash is squirming, and EASILY fighting out of it! Crash rips his arm away from Daniels, and KICKS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH HIS BOOT, WHILE RUSHING UP TO HIS FEET! Daniels gets sent dazed backwards on the mat, and Crash grips him by the head and lifts him up! And grips him by the arm… WHIPPING HIM INTO THE CORNER! Crash goes sprinting after him, BUT AS SOON AS DANIELS REACHES THE CORNER, HE FLIPS BACKWARDS BEHIND CRASH USING THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS LEVERAGE!
Deadprez: AND DANIELS GOES RUNNING OFF THE ROPES IMMEDIATELY… CRASH SPINS AROUND, AND MEETS DANIELS WITH A CLOTHESLINE! NO! Daniels ducks under it, and goes running off the opposite ropes… AND SPRINGS OFF THEM! ASAI MOONSAULT!!! NO, CRASH CATCHES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! CRASH CAUGHT HIM, BUT DANIELS IS FIGHTING IT! Daniels is swinging his arms and legs to force Crash to let him go… Daniels desperately starting KNEEING Crash’s upper back area! Just enough to where he weakens Crash to pull him down into a reverse DDT positioning! NO, CRASH TWISTS OUT OF IT! And Crash sets Daniels up… NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! But Daniels refuses to budge, Daniels PUSHES Crash away before he was even able to lift him up! AND DANIELS WITH A QUICK SNAP KICK TO CRASH’S STOMACH!
Stew: Daniels swings the leg for a second time… HIS LEG MAKING A LOUD THUD OFF CRASH’S STOMACH AGAIN! HE GOES FOR A THIRD! AND A FOURTH! Daniels is UNLEASHING those signature kicks! CRASH CATCHES ONE, HOWEVER! Crash catches a leg, AND HAMMERS DOWN ONTO HIS LEG WITH MULTIPLE ELBOW SHOTS! He wants to disable Daniels’ usage of using that leg for those crazy kicks! BUT DANIELS USES THE LEVERAGE OF CRASH HOLDING HIS LEG, AND JUMPS FOR AN ENZUIGIRI! AND IT CONNECTS! Crash goes stumbling forward into the ropes, as Daniels finds his way back to his feet… DANIELS RUNS OFF THE ROPES AGAIN! AND MEETS CRASH WITH A DROPKICK THAT SENDS CRASH FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Deadprez: Things are looking good for Daniels right now, as he’s to his knees… looking to Crash who’s shockingly recovering quickly on the outside! Daniels begins to nod his head like a madman… he pushes himself to a vertical stance— AND SPRINTS OFF THE ROPES! HE COMES RUNNING FULL FORCE… AND GOES SOARING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE FOR A SUICIDE DIVE!!!… WAIT, WHAT? CRASH COUNTERS IT MID-AIR, AND GRABS DANIELS IN THE AIR! BRINGING DANIELS SPINE FIRST ONTO THE RING FLOOR WITH SUCH A SPINE CRUSHING SIDE EFFECT! Daniels shouts in pain, and Crash looks on over at him with a grin that only the devil would approve of! The referee is forced to count these two out, as this is under elite rulings!
Referee: ONEEE!!!… TWOOOO!!!… THREEEE!!!…
Stew: Crash pulls himself back up using the barricade, and walks over to Daniels who’s holding his lower back! He’s still feeling the after effects of that deadly Side Effect! Crash pulls Daniels up by his arm… AND TOSSES HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! THE UPPER PART OF THE STEEL STEPS GO FLYING OFF… THAT’S HOW IMPACTFUL THAT COLLISION WAS!
Referee: FOUUUR!!!… FIVEEEEEE!!!…
Deadprez: And Crash knows he cannot win the title via count out, so he goes ahead and picks Daniels up to slide him under the bottom rope! Along with himself, that breaks the count out! But Crash stalks Daniels like he’s his prey! Daniels holding onto his shoulder, as he lays flat on his back! AND CRASH RUSHES AT HIM… ONLY TO DROP A KNEE TO HIS SKULL! Crash attempting to do as much physical damage as possible here! And he lifts Daniels back to his feet, using the arm that the damaged shoulder is on! AND CRASH DRIVES BOTH KNEES INTO THE ARM WITH A DEVASTATING KNEE ARMBREAKER! Daniels goes flopping back onto his spine, holding onto his arm! And Crash goes for the pin attempt!
Stew: DANIELS KICKS OUT OF IT! Crash is really working his way around Daniels’ body, trying to make him suffer in this match! Crash said it himself, he doesn’t want to be World Heavyweight Champion… he just doesn’t want Brian Daniels to be World Heavyweight Champion! Crash pushes himself back to his feet, and pulls Daniels back up as well! BUT DANIELS FIRES OFF WITH A LEFT FIST! SWINGING FOR THE FENCES, WITH ANOTHER LEFT FIST! AND THEN A RIGHT! But that may of done more damage to him than it did Crash! BUT DANIELS USES HIS LEGS AGAIN, WITH A SNAP KICK! BUT CRASH JUMPS UP ONTO DANIELS’ SHOULDERS! HE ATTEMPTS A HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN! BUT DANIELS SOMEHOW FINDS THE STRENGTH TO KEEP HIM LIFTED ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!
Deadprez: AND DANIELS GUIDES CRASH TO THE CORNER… CRASH IS SHAKING HIS HEAD NO! BUT DANIELS IS NODDING HIS HEAD YES! AND DANIELS THROWS CRASH DOWN SPINE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! WITH THAT SPINE BREAKING POWERBOMB INTO THE CORNER! And this is where Daniels begins to get dangerous! Daniels has Crash exactly where he wants him now! AND DANIELS UNLEASHES THOSE KICKS AGAIN! ONE KICK AFTER THE OTHER TO THE CHEST AND STOMACH OF CRASH! Daniels is relentless, he’s a WILD ANIMAL RIGHT NOW! The referee tries to separate him… and starts the five count!
Referee: ONEE!!.. TWOO!!.. THREEE!!!… FOUR!!!..
Brian Daniels: (shouting) I HAVE TILL FIVE!
Stew: You heard it from Daniels… he makes some space between him and Crash— BUT CLEARS THE DISTANCE, AND DROPKICKS CRASH WHILE IN THE CORNER! Are we about to get a repeat of King of Elite and Shock Value? Daniels pushes himself back up, and backs himself into the opposite corner again… AND SPRINTS BACK DOWN AT A VULNERABLE ZACK CRASH! AND THERE’S THE SECOND DROPKICK! Daniels finds himself in the same position, back on his feet! AND back in the opposite corner! DANIELS CHARGES— BUT THIS TIME CRASH COMES RUNNING OUT OF HIS CORNER! HE’S HAD ENOUGH ALREADY! AND DANIELS IS CAUGHT WITH A JAPANESE ARM DRAG FROM CRASH!
Deadprez: Crash wasting no time to get back to his feet, but DANIELS KIPS BACK UP! AND DANIELS ATTEMPTS THE CAUSTIC ECHO! DANIELS SWINGS FOR CRASH’S HEAD, BUT MISSES AS HE DUCKS UNDER IT! AND CRASH GRABS A HOLD OF DANIELS IMMEDIATELY… CRASH SETTING UP THE CRASH COURSE! HE’S SETTING IT UP! BUT DANIELS COUNTERS IT INTO A REVERSE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! CRASH’S UPPER BACK AND NECK TOOK THE FULL FORCE OF THAT ONE! AND DANIELS FORCES CRASH’S SHOULDERS ONTO THE MAT, SO HE CAN BRIDGE IT INTO A PIN! WHOA, WHAT AN ODD COUNTER THAT WAS! WHAT A QUICK TURN OF EVENTS!
Stew: BUT CRASH ROLLS HIS WEIGHT BACKWARDS OUT OF THE BRIDGED PIN TO BREAK IT! Crash leans against the ropes, as Daniels finds his way back up! Daniels turns around… TO MEET A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW! CRASH WITH A SUPERKICK! Daniels stumbles backwards, until he finds himself in a seated position! And Crash goes sprinting off the ropes… AND MEETS DANIELS WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE! DANIELS IS KNOCKED OUT COLD! THE HARD IMPACT OFF THAT KNEE COULD CONCUSS A MAN! Crash lays Daniels out, but wants MORE! He gasps Daniels by the arm… and drags him closer into the corner! What’s Crash thinking of going for here?
Deadprez: Knowing him, something risky… he may be evil, he may be corrupt, but he’ll never give up that risky lifestyle he’s lived since he first signed a contract with EAW! And Crash is climbing up the turnbuckle! I know what he’s doing now! Crash is about there… AND HE STANDS TALL, FACING THE CROWD! HE TAKES ONE LOOK BACK OVER HIS SHOULDER… AND FLIPS BACKWARDS! MOONSAULT! THERE’S A MOONSAULT FROM ZACK CRASH! ANDDDDD… CRASHES AND BURNS! NO PUN INTENDED THERE, BUT CRASH IS DRIVEN STOMACH FIRST INTO THE CANVAS! DANIELS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! And DANIELS! DANIELS GRABS CRASH BY THE ARM! HE’S GOING FOR THE FOURTH SEAL AGAIN! HE’S GOING TO GET IT! HE’S GOT THE ARM TRAPPED THIS TIME… AND GETS HIS WRISTS LOCKED AROUND CRASH’S FACE! AND IT’S LOCKED IN!
Stew: THIS ISN’T GOOD FOR CRASH RIGHT NOW! THIS IS NOT GOOD WHATSOEVER! CRASH IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! AND THE MORE HE SCREAMS, THE MORE DANIELS PULLS BACK ON HIS HEAD! DANIELS WRENCHES THE HEAD EVEN MORE! AND CRASH IS EXTENDING HIS ARM, TRYING TO CRAWL TOWARD THE ROPES! CAN HE GET THERE? THIS IS SHADES OF KING OF ELITE… DANIELS HAD HBB IN THIS SAME HOLD WHEN HE TAPPED OUT! AND CRASH IS ABOUT TO SUFFER THE SAME FATE! BUT CRASH CONTINUES THE CRAWL TO THE ROPES… HE’S ABOUT THERE! BUT HE’S SHOWING SIGNS OF GIVING UP! HE RAISES THE ARM! HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING TO TAP… BUT ENDS UP USING HIS ARM TO PULL HIMSELF CLOSER TO THE ROPES! HE’S NEARING THEM SLOWLY… AND HE EXTENDS HIS ARM OUT! BUT IS IT FOR THE TAP???… HE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE! HE’S GOT IT! CRASH GOT THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Deadprez: The referee tells Daniels this, but Daniels DOES NOT CARE! HE PULLS BACK EVEN MORE! AND THE REFEREE STARTS THE COUNT AGAIN!
Referee: ONEE!!… TWOO!!!…
Deadprez: Daniels RELEASES the hold at last, but you have to think the damage has already been done! We’re seeing a much more aggressive Brian Daniels than we saw at King of Elite! His match with HBB was purely about respect, but this? This is letting two men who HATE each other equally as much as the other… go at it, and tear one another apart. Daniels gets to a knee, looking up at the referee with a disgusted look, but rises back to his feet! AND STOMPS MULTIPLE TIMES ON THE ARM THAT GRABBED THE ROPES! THAT’S THE SAME ARM THAT WAS BROKEN TWICE! DANIELS STOMPING AWAY AT IT! HE DOESN’T CARE IF HE BREAKS IT AGAIN! Daniels then grips Crash by the head, lifting him up! AND SLAPS HIM ACROSS THE FACE WITH HIS RIGHT HAND!
Stew: Like you said, there’s NO respect between these two men! AND CRASH SLAPS DANIELS RIGHT BACK IN THE FACE HIMSELF WITH THE OTHER HAND! AND DANIELS RETURNS THE SLAP WITH HIS OWN! AND CRASH RETALIATES WITH A SLAP! THIS HAS TURNED INTO ONE HELL OF A SLAPFEST! AND DANIELS WITH A HEADBUTT! AND ANOTHER! BUT CRASH HEADBUTTS DANIEL TOO! BUT DANIELS JUMPS! AND ATTEMPTS THE CORKSCREW ROUNDHOUSE KICK… BUT CRASH KNEELS UNDER IT! AND CRASH GOES RUSHING BEHIND DANIELS! THERE IT IS!!! CRASH COURSE! THE CRASH COURSE WITH ONE ARM, WHILE HIS OTHER HEALS! HE GOT HIM! CRASH CONNECTS WITH THE CRASH COURSE! AND CRASH USES THAT SAME ARM TO TURN DANIELS OVER, AND PIN HIM!
Stew: WHAT?!?!… WHAT??? DANIELS KICKS OUT OF IT! DANIELS KICKED OUT! HE’S STILL IN THIS! CRASH HAS NOT WON, NOT YET AT LEAST! Crash looks enraged, he looks awfully mad right about now! He’s shouting at the referee to do his job better, and to pin better! Crash uses this additional time to let his damaged arm rest up, but he stares down at Daniels who’s stirring, but barely! Crash shakes off the pain of his arm, and positions himself behind Daniels… lifting him back to a vertical stance! AND ATTEMPTS THE CRASH COURSE AGAIN! HE ATTEMPTS IT A SECOND TIME, BUT THIS TIME WITH BOTH ARMS! WHAT??? HE… HE CONNECTED WITH IT A SECOND TIME! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS CAN’T BE REAL… CRASH LOOKS AMAZED HIMSELF! CRASH WITH A SMILE SO EVIL, SO SADISTIC… HE TURNS DANIELS AROUND AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
ONEEEEEE!!!… TWOOOOOOO!!!…. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: … DANIELS THROWS HIS SHOULDER UP! HE BREAKS THE PIN FOR A SECOND TIME, AND CRASH LOOKS EVEN ANGRIER THAN BEFORE! Crash stands above Daniels, and leans down to pick him up— BUT DANIELS PULLS HIM IN! DANIELS PULLS CRASH IN FOR THE INSIDE CRADLE PIN! WHAT?! WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?!
Stew: AND CRASH ROLLS IT INTO HIS OWN PIN!
Deadprez: DANIELS DOES THE SAME, AND ROLLS THROUGH TO PIN CRASH!
Stew: AND ONCE AGAIN CRASH ROLLS, BUT THIS TIME OUT OF IT! Crash rushes to his feet, and Daniels slowly gets back up! And Crash grips Daniels arm, TO WHIP HIM INTO THE CORNER! BUT DANIELS COUNTERS MID-WAY, AND TRANSITIONS HIS WEIGHT INTO WHIPPING CRASH INTO THE CORNER! AND DANIELS FOLLOWS SHORTLY AFTER HIM— STARKILLER! STARKILLER! THE RUNNING BIG BOOT IN THE CORNER CONNECTS! Crash is DAZED! And he goes walking forward on spaghetti legs… AND DANIELS DARTS OUT OF THE CORNER AFTER CRASH! VALAR MORGHULIS! RUNNING HIGH KNEE COLLIDES OFF THE BACK OF CRASH’S SKULL!
Deadprez: Daniels somehow, SOMEWAY has found himself back in this one! I’m surprised he’s even able to stand after not one, BUT TWO CRASH COURSES! He’s proven time after time again, why he’s the World Heavyweight Champion, and he’s doing it again tonight! Crash rolls onto his back, holding his skull— AND DANIELS SETS EYES ON THE CORNER! HE SCURRIES OVER TO THE CORNER, AND CLIMBS THE ROPES! This can either be really good, OR REALLY BAD for Daniels right now! He makes his way to the third rope, standing tall! He glances around at the Tokyo Dome, AND SOARS THROUGH THE AIR! DIVING DOWN AT ZACK CRASH FOR A DIVING HEADBUTT!
Stew: AND CRASH ROLLS AWAY! CRASH ROLLS AWAY LAST SECOND, AND DANIELS GOES CRASHING INTO THE RING CANVAS! HIS HEAD SMACKS THE MAT, AND THINGS ARE LOOKING BAD FOR HIM ONCE AGAIN! Crash still shaking off the cobwebs, pulls himself together! And rushes behind Daniels, PULLING him up from behind! CRASH WANTS ANOTHER CRASH COURSE! THIRD TIME’S A CHARM? BUT DANIELS STARTS SWINGING HIS ELBOWS BACK AT CRASH’S HEAD! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! SO MANY ELBOWS, IT’S HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF! And Crash releases his hold on Daniels…
Deadprez: AND DANIELS SPINS AROUND… CAUSTIC ECHO! THERE’S A CAUSTIC ECHO TO ZACK CRASH!!! — BUT CRASH DUCKS UNDER IT! CRASH DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE ONCOMING FOOT! AND CRASH ROLLS DANIELS UP! A ROLL UP MIGHT BE ALL IT TAKES TO END THIS!
Stew: BUT DANIELS ROLLS BACKWARDS OUT OF IT ONTO HIS FEET! AND CRASH RUSHES BACK TO HIS FEET, ONTO A KNEE— BUT IS MET WITH THE CAUSTIC ECHO BEFORE HE COULD EVEN GET BACK TO A VERTICAL POSTURE! CRASH IS OUT COLD, AND DANIELS GOES FOR THE PIN!
ONEEEEE!!!… TWOOOOOOO!!!…. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND STILLLLLLL THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONNNNNNN!!!!…. BRIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DANNNNIEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSS!!!!
(“Dragonborn” by Jeremy Soule plays following the ring announcers announcement… Daniels gets up to his knees, heavily breathing as he looks down to Crash one more time — before the referee hands him his World Heavyweight Championship, and Daniels has his hand raised in victory.)
Stew: AND DANIELS DOES IT AGAIN FOLKS! DANIELS RETAINS HIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP FOR A SIXTH TIME! THE DRAGONBORN LIVES!
Deadprez: What a FANTASTIC way to end the night! We don’t have to see that filthy Zack Crash reign as World Heavyweight Champion AGAIN… especially when on this roster. I don’t think ANYONE on this roster wants to see that! I don’t care how much of fight this guy put up against Daniels, I don’t care HOW CLOSE he got to winning… all that matters is that he didn’t.
Stew: We’ll never forget what he did to this brand, and he’ll never forget the loss he suffered tonight. I’m HAPPY for Daniels! I’m excited to see his reign continue, and the fans are adoring him!
Deadprez: You got that right… WAIT, WHO IS THAT? HUH? RUNNING THROUGH THE CROWD…
(Daniels proceeds to celebrate on the second rope, with his World Heavyweight Championship held high in the air… as someone rolls underneath the bottom rope, and into the ring.)
Stew: THAT’S SCOTT OASIS! IT’S OASIS! WHAT IS HE DOING OUT HERE? I DON’T EVEN… DANIELS WATCH OUT! OASIS RUNS INTO THE CORNER, AND JUMPS UP ONTO THE ROPES WITH DANIELS! AND OH MY GOD! GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE SECOND ROPE BACK INTO THE RING! DANIELS BENDS LIKE AN ACCORDION, DROPPING HIS TITLE! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS?
Deadprez: Scott Oasis isn’t through… Scott Oasis looks like an ANGRY BEAST!!! HE PULLS DANIELS BETWEEN HIS LEGS… AND PILEDRIVER! THE PILEDRIVER! BUT DANIELS HEAD LANDS STRAIGHT ON HIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT! WHAT ON EARTH IS OASIS THINKING? AND OASIS… HE’S NOT DONE! HE’S NOT DONE!!! OASIS WALKS SLOWLY BACKWARDS INTO THE CORNER… OH NO, OH NO!!! DANIELS NEEDS TO STAY DOWN, BUT WE KNOW HE WON’T!
Stew: DANIELS BARELY ABLE TO PUSH HIMSELF TO HIS HANDS AND KNEES… AS HE STARES DOWN AT HIS REFLECTION OFF THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!… OASIS BURSTS OUT OF THE CORNER!!!!… THE RELAPSE! THE RELAPSE PUNT KICK CONNECTS! AND OASIS JUST KICKED DANIELS’ LIGHTS OUT! DANIELS APPEARS TO BE LIFELESS! HE’S NOT MOVING!
(Scott Oasis looks down at Daniels with a grimace on his face… and then picks the World Heavyweight Championship up from under Daniels’ body… bringing it down to Daniels’ face, while placing his right boot on Brian Daniels’ head.)
Deadprez: WHAT A DAMN SIGHT TO SEE! Daniels had just competed in a hard fought match with Zack Crash, and this is what he gets in return?! Where’s the security in this place?!
Scott Oasis: (shouting at Daniels.) YOU DON’T DESERVE THIS… I DO. YOU’RE NO WORLD CHAMPION OF MINE.
(Scott Oasis then looks up to the crowd with a smiling — lifting the World Heavyweight Championship in the air… as the crowd reacts negatively, and boo’s Scott Oasis loudly. He just laughs, and looks at the World Heavyweight Championship while raising it… as the camera fades to black.)
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