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(EAW Intro Plays……)

(The scene is laid out as we see an intricate set of wires weaved together, working as the power lines of a utility post that is supplying energy to a grim, run down city. We zoom in close to these wires until we are taken inside of their workings, showing the charge running through them.)

Narrator: Electricity. A wondrous invention. It is an element of nature that has been harnessed with amazing results; being utilized with the purpose to create. Electricity fuels everything in our life. Discovery, travel, amusement….and anguish. Electricity is a driving force in modern day civilization but it is also something to be wary of having direct contact with, or else you run the risk of facing…..a shock. And what is a shock? To most It’s an event we’ve become accustomed to seeing around this time of year. The painful, violent movements of one’s being as they experience the discharge of electricity going throughout their body. It’s such a dreaded sensation amongst the Elitists of the Voltage roster that the utterance is enough to provide chills. But that’s only when thinking about the word from one aspect. What else do you think of when you hear the word…..shock?

(Our perspective changes as we begin traveling through the route of the powerline, following the flow of the electric current into the city and winding up in someone’s home; powering up the TV that the family inside is viewing, which is currently showing past highlights of EAW events.)

Narrator: EAW is known to provide “shock” to its audience on a weekly basis through the unpredictability of its programming…the shock of an unexpected event, a surprising experience that nobody saw coming! “Shock Value” is a fitting name, not only because of the weapons, but because that very concept is what this company has been built on since its inception; what the Voltage brand has embraced more than any other. Tonight we take shock to a whole other level!

(The TV transitions into memorable moments from Shock Value: Y2Impact’s EAW Championship win, Jacob Senn and Scott Diamond’s main event match from the show’s second edition and Brian Daniels being betrayed by his Elite comrade Devan Dubian with a post-match “Movement Closer” are just a few of the moments flashing across the screen during the montage before it suddenly stops, switching over to current events of the Voltage brand.)

Narrator: Welcome to a place where boundaries and expectations are made to be broken.

(Chris Elite’s rise to the main event with his win over Mr. DEDEDE and calling out of Jamie O’Hara is shown.)

Narrator: Where normalcy and routine is given a much needed jolt of excitement…..

(We cut to Jon McAdams’ brutal abandoning of Nightmare and him claiming the number one contendership to Finnegan Wakefield’s New Breed title – followed by a scene from Kenny Drake’s office as he solved Keelan Cetinich and Lars Grier’s quarrel of who is next in line for a World Championship match by putting them in an Electric Death Match.)

Narrator: Where surprise is at the heart of comedy…….

(A light hearted moment from last week’s Ironishow is shown with El Ironico talking with the line up for the Electric Gauntlet.)

Narrator: Where everything the only reason we do anything for…..is for SHOCK VALUE.

(You can hear the sound of the energy in the city surging as the power in the area goes off and with that, so does the television. It flashes one last time before we transition to a graphic showing off the Shock Value logo, and then fade into the Amalie Arena in Tampa, Florida with Nick Angel and Kawajai on commentary.)

Nick Angel: Hello everybody and welcome to the 5th annual Shock Value event! This is the night where the Elitists of Voltage take center stage and give it their all for what is sure to be an electric event – pun intended.

Kawajai: My God Nick…..anyhow, we have an incredible show lined up for you! Lars Grier vs Keelan Cetinich in an Electric Death Match, the Interwire title defended in a High Voltage, the return of the Blackout match, the DEBUT of the Electric Gauntlet and what is sure to be an unforgettable World title main event with Jamie O’Hara defending his historic reign against the holder of the Gawd Contract 2.0, Chris Elite! We’ve got an amazing show ahead and I can’t wait to get to it so let’s stop the wait and start up our opening contest! Take it away, Rebecca!

Rebecca Sawyer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a BLACKOUT MATCH for the New Breed Championship! The only way for this match to end is if one of the competitors falls into the electrical equipment pit on the side of the stage!

(“Faust” by Silent Armada blares over the speakers and out comes Jon McAdams who stops center stage taking a look at the electric pit to his far right and lifts his arm in the air holding an imaginary glass for a moment before making his way to the ring.)

Rebecca Sawyer: Introducing first, the challenger, hailing from London, England weighing in at 5’11”, 199 pounds! He is the Sovereign; The Survivor, JONNNNNNNNNNNN MCCCCCCCCADAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMS!!

Nick Angel: He’s looking quite confident Kawajai, he wants that New Breed Championship badly and I think he’s got one hell of a chance to get his hands on it but it won’t be easy!

Kawajai: One hell of a chance? Nah Nick, I think he’s going to win outright, it’s just a hunch but I have a gut feeling that we’re going to have a new champion tonight!

(“Morning Glory” by Oasis starts to play now as Finnegan emerges from the back, his New Breed Championship wrapped proudly around his waist, he too, stands mid-stage and pops his collar, but unlike McAdams he doesn’t acknowledge the electric pit, he’s making a b-line straight towards McAdams.)

Rebecca Sawyer: And introducing his opponent hailing from Bury St Edmunds, West Suffolk, England, weighing in at 6’0″, 181 pounds he is your reigning and defending New Breed Champion, FINNNNNNNNNEGANNNNNNNN WAKEFIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELDDDD!!!

Nick Angel: And here comes the New Breed Champion, a fan favorite and somebody any wrestling fan new or old can get behind, he looks primed and ready for battle!

Kawajai: That he does and he’s already pointing at Jon McAdams who seems rather calm and collected as Finnegan hands the referee the New Breed Championship!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Nick Angel: And we’re underway! This has the potential to be a classic Kawajai!

Kawajai: Indeed it does and they’re not waiting around! They’re both exchanging right and left hands! Nobody is really getting the advantage here, they’re just teeing off! Thumb to the eye by McAdams!

Nick Angel: A cheap maneuver but it’s as legal as a headlock in this match and speaking of headlocks, McAdams has Finnegan in one as he wrenches, but Finnegan uses the ropes to propel McAdams, who darts towards the ropes and comes flying back, Finnegan charges after McAdams and baseball slides through the legs of McAdams and clubs him with a nasty forearm to the back of the neck! And another for good measure!

Kawajai: Finnegan rams McAdams’ head into the turnbuckle and tries again but McAdams counters and reverses the position so now Finnegan is back first against the turnbuckle. Knife edge chop by McAdams! And another! And —

Nick Angel: Now Finnegan reverses and puts McAdams in the corner! Knife edge chop! And another! You can hear those chops from a mile away as they echo throughout the arena!! McAdams tries a quick thumb to the eye again but Finnegan catches his wrist, oh man! He’s bending back the thumb of McAdams! McAdams’ eyes bolt open and he yells out in pain!!

Kawajai: Finnegan uses McAdams own thumb against him and pokes McAdams in the eye! That’s gotta hurt! Talk about payback, McAdams holds his face with one hand and tries to shake the pain out of his thumb with the other! Finnegan continues the assault as he lands a few calf kicks which drops McAdams to his knees!

Nick Angel: OH MAN! Finnegan just stomped on the thumb of McAdams!! The same thumb he poked him in the eye with! Finnegan charges towards the ropes and nails the Knights Lancer!! A picture perfect running single leg dropkick to McAdams who tumbles across the ring! Finnegan is wasting no time here as he goes to grab McAdams but McAdams shoves him off albeit still tending to his face! Finnegan storms back with a right-hand attempt but McAdams blocks it and delivers a right hand of his own followed by a series of knife edge chops that backs Finnegan up into the opposite ropes!

Kawajai: McAdams grabs the arm of Finnegan and attempts an Irish whip but Finnegan holds steady! McAdams tries again but still, Finnegan won’t budge! McAdams tries one more time but it’s Finnegan who pulls him in and back body drops McAdams onto the outside!!!

Nick Angel: But McAdams lands on the apron behind Finnegan! WHOA! A BEAUTIFUL PELE KICK BY FINNEGAN!! THAT JUST SENT MCADAMS FACE FIRST ONTO THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE ON THE OUTSIDE! McAdams has crashed and burned! Finnegan sees an opportunity here and starts to climb the top rope now! HE LEAPS!!

Kawajai: AND MISSES! HE TRIED TO DROP ONTO MCADAMS BUT MCADAMS DODGED THE ONCOMING WAKEFIELD WHO LANDED FACE FIRST ON THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE JUST LIKE MCADAMS DID BUT JUST FROM HIGHER UP!!! Both men are down! Well, at least Finnegan is, as McAdams is crawling on all fours away from Finnegan!

Nick Angel: Wait just one second! What is McAdams doing?! I think he’s attempting to remove the protective mat from the outside here, there’s nothing but solid concrete under it! He just peeled it off with ease! McAdams has an evil smirk on his face! He’s got bad intentions! LOOK OUT! FINNEGAN HAS REGAINED HIS COMPOSURE AND RUNS TOWARDS MCADAMS!!

Kawajai: BACK BODY DROP BY MCADAMS!!! FINNEGAN LANDS RIGHT ON THE EDGES OF THE STEEL STEPS AS HE SLIDES DOWN AND RIVES IN PAIN!!!! McAdams grabs Finnegan and drives him face first into the top of the steel steps now! And again! Finnegan’s head just bounced off those steel steps like a basketball! McAdams catches Finnegan and nails him with a side Russian leg sweep on the black mat! You could hear that resounding thud all across the arena! McAdams stands back up and uses the ring apron as leverage to stomp at Finnegan!

Nick Angel: And he’s still stomping! He grabs Finnegan by the hair first and then squeezes the cheeks of Finnegan and talks some trash! Such a classy individual! He grabs the arm of Finnegan and whips him into the steel steps!!!

Kawajai: Except Finnegan reverses it and sends McAdams knee first into the steel steps which summersaults McAdams over the steps and back near the unpadded section of the mat that McAdams peeled off a few moments earlier. McAdams holds both knees and cradles them, he’s in a lot of pain Nick!

Nick Angel: That he is! Finnegan storms around the steps, I think he’s had enough of McAdams shenanigans! What’s he doing here? He grabs McAdams and hoists him into the air! He spins McAdams around and DRIVES HIM SHIN FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!! A MODIFIED SHINBREAKER HAS MCADAMS SHRIEKING IN AGONY!! He lifts McAdams up and delivers another shinbreaker!! This time on the top of the steel steps!! McAdams falls into a heap of pain!!! Finnegan looks down at McAdams who is rolling around in agony and walks towards the ring announcers desk!

Kawajai: He’s got evil intentions here, he snaps an unfolded chair into his hands and heads back towards McAdams who is trying to stand!! He’s lining up McAdams head against the steel post! NO DON’T DO IT!! FINNEGAN PULLS BACK AND SWINGS BUT MCADAMS DUCKS AS STEEL CHAIR MEETS STEEL POST, FINNEGAN DROPS THE CHAIR AND WIGGLES HIS HANDS IN PAIN FROM THE IMPACT!!! MCADAMS GRABS THE CHAIR NOW AND OH WHAT A SHOT!!!!

Nick Angel: A headshot with the chair, the smack of the steel chair to skull just shook this arena!! Finnegan is flat on his back! McAdams with the steel chair in hand limps towards Finnegan and drives the top of the chair into the stomach of Finnegan!! HE WON’T STOP EITHER, AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!! THE CROWD FINISHES THE COUNT OF CHAIR SHOTS TO THE GUT!!

Crowd: 7… 8… 9……………….. 10!

Kawajai: McAdams aggressively tosses the chair away and grabs Finnegan, pointing to the electric pit!!!! But McAdams is slow to move due to those consecutive shin breakers against the steel post and the steel steps! Finnegan is being dragged along the unpadded section of the floor now but he slips out of the grasp of McAdams! He hoists McAdams high in the air who is kicking his legs to no avail, OH MY GOD!!!

Nick Angel: BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE CONCRETE, MCADAMS’ SPINE ARCHES UP IN AGONY AND FINNEGAN IS FEELING THAT SAME PAIN ASWELL!! WHAT A BRUTAL MOVE!!

Kawajai: But Finnegan is barely beginning to stir! Albeit wobbly, he’s setting McAdams up so he’s sat against the barricade! Finnegan backs up and eyeballs his target! PENALTY KICK!!!!!

Nick Angel: BUT HE MISSES MCADAMS AND HITS THE BARRICADE INSTEAD!!! Finnegan is hopping around on one leg and McAdams sees this! McAdams runs towards Finnegan! LEAPING DDT AND FINNEGAN LANDS HEAD FIRST ON THE CONCRETE!!!!!!!! FINNEGAN MUST BE OUT COLD!!!!! MCADAMS GRABS THE HEAD OF FINNEGAN AND STARTS RAMMING IT INTO THE CONCRETE! VICIOUS!!! FINNEGAN’S EYES ARE GLAZED OVER!! McAdams stands back up, feeling the blood flow back return to his legs, but he’s still favoring them!

Kawajai: He’s dragging Finnegan now, who must seem like dead weight at this point, now they’re at the foot of the ramp but Finnegan is driving right hands into McAdams! HOW IS HE EVEN ALIVE AT THIS POINT! RAKE OF THE EYES BY MCADAMS TO FINNEGAN, HE’S HELL BENT ON DRAGGING FINNEGAN TOWARDS THAT PIT! Finnegan holds his eyes for a few moments as McAdams slaps him across the face!! McAdams goes for a right hand but is caught! EXPLODER SUPLEX!!!

Nick Angel: OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD, MCADAMS HAS VANISHED INTO A SEA OF HUMANITY!!!!! Finnegan tries to see if he can find McAdams and some of the fans are pointing at the ground below indicating where McAdams has landed!! Finnegan slips over the barricade as the cameraman is trying to fight his way through this jungle of a crowd!!!

Kawajai: THERE’S SO MANY PEOPLE, WAIT, NOW THAT WE CAN SEE.. OH MY GOD!! FINNEGAN HAS MCADAMS LOCKED IN THE WAKEFIELD SPECIAL III RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CROWD ON THE FLOOR!! A SEATED BRIDGING DOUBLE CHICKENWING, HE’S LOOKING TO INFLICT AS MUCH PAIN AS POSSIBLE! IT’S HARD TO SEE WHAT’S GOING ON THROUGH ALL THE ARMS AND BODIES THAT KEEP MOVING IN AND OUT OF THE WAY!!

Nick Angel: Yeah we can’t see anything now, the crowd is just too —

Kawajai: WHAT THE HELL?! NOW MCADAMS HAS THE SOVEREIGNTY LOCKED IN?! HOW THE??! FINNEGAN IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN!! WE GOTTA GET ANOTHER CAMERA NICK THE CROWD HAS BLOCKED OUR VIEW AGAIN!!

Nick Angel: HERE WE GO TO ANOTHER CAMERAMAN, NOW THEY’RE BOTH ON THEIR FEET TRADING KNIFE EDGE CHOPS!! THIS IS CRAZY!!!! MCADAMS WITH A CHEAP LOW BLOW TO FINNEGAN WHO DROPS TO HIS KNEES, MCADAMS DRAGS FINNEGAN THROUGH THE ARMS AND HANDS OF THE CROWD THAT SURROUND THEM, HE WHIPS FINNEGAN OVER THE BARRICADE WHO LANDS ON THE CONCRETE SURFACE OUTSIDE OF WHERE FANS CAN ACCESS! McAdams hops over the barricade himself and now they’re at the side of the ramp.

Kawajai: Well at least we can see again! McAdams is hammering right hands into the skull of Finnegan who is now showing the effects of this match via a crimson mask! But Finnegan shoots up with a European uppercut, jolting McAdams backward! But McAdams immediately dropkicks the knee of Finnegan who falls back down, McAdams grabs Finnegan and rams him into the side of the ramp putting a noticeable dent in it! McAdams grabs ahold of Finnegan and heaves him on to the ramp itself now!

Nick Angel: McAdams wastes no time, hoisting himself up on the ramp but is met by a quick drop toe hold from Finnegan! Face first into the ramp goes McAdams who clutches at his jaw! Finnegan floats over and grabs McAdams clutching him by the ear and dragging him to the top of the ramp!! BUT MCADAMS SLAPS HIS HAND AWAY AND SWINGS AROUND BEHIND FINNEGAN! GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE STAGE!!! FINNEGAN’S BODY CRUMBLES IN A HEAP!

Kawajai: Finnegan tries to get up but collapses back down to his knees as McAdams charges towards Finnegan! Swinging neckbreaker onto the stage as Finnegan’s head bounces off of it! McAdams smirks again, holding his spine from that back suplex earlier and grabs Finnegan up by the hair, he’s dragging him towards the opposite side of the stage to where the pit is located! He’s pointing towards a table that’s set up about 10 feet below! McAdams hoists Finnegan on his shoulders! He’s going to throw him like a spear into that table!!!!

Nick Angel: NOT SO FAST! FINNEGAN SLIPS BEHIND HIM AND TURNS MCADAMS AROUND, HE DRIVES THE POINT OF HIS BOOT IN THE MID-SECTION, WHAT IS HE DOING? HOLY SHIT!!! A MICHINOKU DRIVER OFF THE STAGE AND INTO THE TABLE BY FINNEGAN!!! OH MY GOD THAT IMPACT WAS LIKE A CAR WRECK!! MCADAMS IS NOT MOVING LADIES AND GENTLEMAN AND WHO WOULD EXPECT HIM TO?! IN FACT, NEITHER IS FINNEGAN! LOOK AT THIS CARNAGE! The ref doesn’t know what to do!

Kawajai: I’m not quite sure he can do anything Nick, anything goes as you know and that was just insane! Jesus Christ is Finnegan beginning to move?! WOW! He stumbles to his feet as he almost tripped over the table debris! But he’s back down on his knees, with his hands on his hips, still trying to gather his surroundings! We have medical staff attending to McAdams now, oh no, there’s a neckbrace..

Nick Angel: LOOK AT THIS THOUGH! FINNEGAN IS HAVING NONE OF IT HE’S SHOVING AWAY THE MEDICAL STAFF, HE WANTS TO END MCADAMS! WHAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCCK?! FINNEGAN JUST JOLTED AND FLEW BACK INTO THE AIR AND INTO THE SIDE OF THE STAGE?!! IT’S MCADAMS HE’S UP AND WHAT?

Kawajai: IT’S ONE OF THOSE MINI BLACK STUN GUNS!!!! WHERE THE HELL DID HE FIND THAT?! BETTER YET, HOW THE HELL IS HE CONSCIOUS? WAS HE PLAYING POSSUM? HE JUST ZAPPED FINNEGAN WITH IT! FINNEGAN IS SHUDDERING ON THE GROUND! THAT WAS SICK!!!!

Nick Angel: And look at the devilish grin on McAdams face he knows what he just did and he’s damn proud of it! What the hell?! Now he’s zapping the medical staff?! Who drop like flies! They’re just trying to do their job damn it!!! McAdams is now slowly approaching Finnegan who is in a world of hurt on the ground, you can see the burn marks on Finnegan’s ribs where that mini stun gun struck!

Kawajai: HE’S GONNA ZAP FINNEGAN AGAIN!! COME ON THIS IS TOO FAR! BUT FINNEGAN IS FIGHTING BACK WITH SOMETHING IN HIS HAND?! IT LOOKS LIKE A SMALL SPLINTER FROM THAT TABLE HE PUT MCADAMS THROUGH AND HE’S JABBING IT INTO THE RIBS OF MCADAMS WHO DROPS THE STUN GUN!!! FINNEGAN DROPS THE SPLINTER AND CATCHES MCADAMS!!

Nick Angel: ANOTHER EXPLODER SUPLEX!!!!! THIS TIME INTO THE SIDE OF THE STAGE!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT?! These men are putting it all on the line! Finnegan wipes the blood from his eyes and grabs ahold of McAdams by the hair and is now dragging him around to the side of the ramp, Finnegan throws McAdams onto the ramp now and he stops for a moment and turns around jogging towards all the carnage they left behind with that table! What is he doing?!

Kawajai: I think he forgot something Nick!!!!! Finnegan picks up the mini stun gun, a devilish smile now forming on his face! The tables have turned! He heads back over towards McAdams who is coming to, I think he sees that the roles are reversed!! McAdams is scampering to his feet! As Finnegan is right on his tail with that mini stun gun! McAdams is heading towards the pit side of the stage but he has nowhere to run!!

Nick Angel: Oh no, no no no he’s not..

Kawajai: HE’S SCALING UP THE SIDE BARS OF THE TITANTRON!!! HE’S TAUNTING FINNEGAN, DARING HIM TO FOLLOW SUIT AND I DON’T THINK FINNEGAN NEEDS ANYMORE INCENTIVE AND HE STILL HAS THAT MINI STUN GUN IN HIS HAND!! MCADAMS IS ABOUT MIDWAY UP THERE THAT’S GOTTA BE AT LEAST 25 TO 30 FEET, HE’S LIKE A SPIDER! NOW FINNEGAN BEGINS HIS ASCENSION UP THE BARS, HE’S TRYING TO CATCH MCADAMS, BUT MCADAMS IS CLIMBING EVEN HIGHER NOW!!!!!!!

Nick Angel: This is making me uncomfortable, I don’t like the way this is going. Finnegan is halfway up now and I think McAdams has run out of room, yes he has, he’s reached the top and he’s just realized it! Finnegan still has the stun gun in hand and he’s almost to McAdams feet! They gotta be 40 to 50 feet in the air, this is insanity!!! LOOK AT FINNEGAN TRYING TO SWIPE THE STUN GUN AT MCADAMS WILDLY!! HOWEVER MCADAMS IS SO NIMBLE HE’S ABLE TO DODGE THE ATTACKS!!

Kawajai: Some of these fans can’t even bear to look at this! And I don’t blame them! McAdams is hiding behind his side of the bars so Finnegan can’t catch him, but Finnegan tries anyway attempts to jolt McAdams but McAdams catches the wrist of Finnegan! HE’S BENDING HIS WRIST BACK AND THE STUN GUN HAS FALLEN AT LEAST 45 FEET. THAT’S ONE WAY TO GET RID OF THAT THING!!! Jesus the way the titantron sways when they move is disturbing, to say the least!!

Nick Angel: They’re both maneuvering towards each other, left snap jab by Finnegan!! McAdams head darts back, he rams McAdams head into the steel of the titantron now! MCADAMS IS WOBBLY, TO SAY THE LEAST! OH MY GOD!!! FINNEGAN HOLDS THE STEEL AND SNAPS A GAMMENGIRI TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF MCADAMS WHO SLIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kawajai: ONE SET OF BARS BUT STILL HOLDS ON!!! HOW?! HE QUICKLY GRABS FINNEGAN’S LEG FROM THE LOWER VANTAGE POINT AND DRIVES IT INTO THE STEEL AND NOW FINNEGAN SLIPS!!!!!!

Nick Angel: FINNEGAN SOMEHOW SOMEWAY CATCHES HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!! AND IS ON AN EVEN LEVEL WITH MCADAMS NOW!!! WHAT AGILITY BY FINNEGAN! NOW THEY’RE TRADING BLOWS, BACK AND FORTH, THEY WON’T STOP EITHER! FINNEGAN GRABS THE HEAD OF MCADAMS AND SLAMS IT INTO THE BAR BUT MCADAMS HAS SIMULTANEOUSLY SLAMMED FINNEGAN’S HEAD INTO THE BAR!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

….

Kawajai: THEY’VE BOTH FALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY’VE BOTH FALLEN INTO THE PIT!!! THAT’S GOTTA BE A 45 FOOT FUCKING DROP!!! SMOKE IS FILLING THE AIR AND SPARKS ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK I THINK HALF OF THE POWER IN THE ARENA HAS JUST GONE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S A PHOTO FINISH, THEY BOTH FELL AT THE SAME TIME!!! I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!

Nick Angel: Ladies and gentleman the crowd has fell silent here in The Landers Center, I mean you could hear a pin drop in this arena as the medical staff are coming out full force, I’m… I’m at a loss for words here Kawajai. Unfortunately, we have to look at this one more time, we need a replay if it’s even possible for the camera crew to have power restored at this point.

Kawajai: Here we go, here’s the replay Nick, I think.. man that’s close as to who landed first. I mean they both fell simultaneously.. I think it’s inconclusive Nick. Oh my god, this is hard to look at folks, they both fell at the exact same time and landed in the pit at the exact time. The referee had a perfect angle on it, so it’s up to his discretion.

Nick Angel: I agree with you but I think what we should be concerned about is the health and safety of Finnegan and McAdams, I understand putting it all on the line but this.. think of their families Kawajai.. I mean sparks are still randomly going off.. they need to get these men out of here as soon as possible..

Kawajai: I echo those sentiments, let’s go to Rebecca Sawyer who has the official announcement..

Rebecca Sawyer: Ladies and gentleman the referee has informed me that both men fell at the same time and both men landed in the pit at the exact same time! The official result of this contest is a DRAW! However by rule, in the result of a draw, the champion retains. THEREFORE….. AND STILL NEW BREED CHAMPION……………………… FINNNNNNNNNNEGANNNNNNNNNNNN WAKEEEEEEEEEEEFIEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD!

(“Morning Glory” by Oasis replays over the hushed arena as medical and other backstage staff are working through the mess that both Finnegan Wakefield and Jon McAdams are in as they toss wires out of the way. Some of them have brought fire extinguishers just in case.)

Nick Angel: THERE YOU HAVE IT! THE DECISION HAS BEEN MADE! IT’S OVER! Finnegan retains! Finnegan Wakefield and Jon McAdams put on an absolute clinic, but at what price?

Kawajai: As we see a couple of stretchers being rolled in, you can hear murmurs and gasps from the crowd. We need to take a break here folks and we’ll try to provide an update on their condition ASAP.

(AD: Tune in LIVE Saturday, December 9th as the Empire brand holds its first ever Pay-Per-View event, emanating from the Moda Center in Portland, Oregon, BLOODLETTER! With tensions high and things starting to heat up, witness the women of EAW as they take things to the extreme like no other with a card that includes Aria Jaxon defending her Womens Championship against Stephanie Matsuda and Tarah Nova returning to the ring to take on Sheridan Müller – all of this and so much more is ahead and you will not want to miss it!)

(We cut back to the arena where Rebecca Sawyer is standing by in the ring…)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Rebecca Sawyer: The following contest …. is the 8-MAN EEEELLEECCCTTRRRIICCC GAAAAAUNNNTTLEETT MATCH!! The rules are as follows… two men will start in the ring. Every two minutes, a new elitist will enter the match. This match will be contested with the intent of electric weapons being used, allowing each man to enter with whatever object they see fit. Eliminations occur when an elitist is pinned, submitted or tossed over the top rope with BOTH feet touching the floor. This will continue until all eight participants are in the ring. The last man standing will be declared the winner and the number one contender to the EAW New Breed Championship!!!

Nick Angel: And we’re taking a page out of the Dynasty playbook tonight, Kawa! Similar to the Hell’s Warpath match with an electric take, we’re about to have some fun!

Kawajai: Yes we are, Nick! Let’s see who is entrant number one in this match!

(“The Reality” by Memphis May Fire plays to huge heat as Nathan Fiora comes out onto the stage holding a stun belt in his right hand and a dial in the other. He wastes no time as he approaches the ring with a serious look on his face.)

Rebecca Sawyer: Introducing entrant number one… from Chicago, Illinois! Weighing in at 211 pounds… NAAAAAAAAAATTHHAAAAAANNN FIIIIIIIIIIIIOOORRRAAAAAAAA!!!

Kawajai: Probably not the position Nathan Fiora would have liked to have started in, but unfortunately for him he has drawn the first entrance to this match!

Nick Angel: Despite his positioning, I feel as if though Nate is the most focused out of the eight men in this match, Kawa! He hasn’t let any of this Kevin Devastation issues cloud his vision as he has the EAW New Breed Championship in his sights! And take a look at this Kawa… that stun belt sure seems dangerous!

Kawajai: If you manage to wrap that around somebody – whether it be their waist, a limb or their neck – the person it’s wrapped around will not be able to unfasten it at all. It’s definitely a very dangerous weapon and Nathan Fiora was smart to choose this as his!

Nick Angel: Well with that said, now it is time to find out who drew in at number two!

(“Psyched Out” by The Supersuckers plays to a mixed ovation from the fans as the lights around the arena begin to flicker of white and red. Ryan Wilson makes his way out onto the stage holding jumper leads and a car battery. He does a quick pose before making his way down the aisle…)

Rebecca Sawyer: And introducing entrant number two! From Montreal, Quebec, Canada! Weighing in at 230 pounds… RRRYYYYAAAAAAAANNN WWIIIIIIIIIILLLSSSSSOOOONNN!!!!

Nick Angel: And what an interesting choice of a weapon for The Jerk with a Mouth! I’m sure this very creative individual sure has some very creative plans in mind with that car battery and jumper leads.

Kawajai: I can think of a few things myself Nick, but Ryan’s weapon and Nate’s weapon share a common similarity. You’re not going to be able to use either of those things unless you’ve got your opponent grounded and in your control!

Nick Angel: You’re right. You’re going to need to find a way to incapacitate your opponent in order to be able to even use either weapon!

Kawajai: Both men are in the ring now, and the referee calls for the bell…

(DING! DING! DING!)

Kawajai: …and here we go.

Nick Angel: This 8-Man Electric Gauntlet has begun as so has the two minute countdown to bring out our next entrant for this match! Ryan Wilson goes to lock up with Nathan Fiora, BUT NATE DUCKS UNDER THE ARMS… LAID TO REST!!!! THE WIND UP OVERHEAD KICK!! No! Ryan Wilson manages to dodge it by stepping back and Nate lands on the mat. Nate, however, quickly gets up to one knee and stares into Ryan’s eyes, signalling with his fingers that he was THIS close to putting him away early!

Kawajai: Both men now with a collar to elbow tie up in the center of the ring now, and Nate this time with no sly tricks up his sleeve! The power struggle is evident between the two men but it’s Ryan Wilson who overpowers Nate and wraps him into a headlock! Nate tries to do everything he can to get out of his predicament, but instead decides to push Ryan Wilson back into the ropes. OH! A knee to the chest by Nathan Fiora to Ryan, and Ryan releases the hold and bends forward, holding his sternum in pain! Nate with a few clobbering blows to the back of Ryan’s neck now, and Ryan finds himself in one of the corners of the ring. Nathan continues to aggressive offence though, beginning to lay hard right handed strikes into the head of Ryan!

Nick Angel: Nathan Fiora now decides to irish whip him into the opposite corner. Ryan Wilson counters and it’s HE who irish whips Nate there instead! Ryan takes a moment, before rushing forward… OH HIGH KNEES TO THE FACE OF RYAN! Ryan drops to the mat, and now Nate exits the ring to the apron through the second rope and begins to ascend up to the turnbuckle! What’s he got in mind??

Kawajai: Nate leaps forward for the CORKSCREW SENTON BOMB!! SPIRAL TAP!! OH WAIT! RYAN WILSON GETS HIS KNEES UP IN THE AIR JUST IN TIME!! Nate flips off the knees and now he’s in a world of hurt! He might have cracked a rib or two there! Nate’s stumbling up to his feet in a hurry though, but Ryan Wilson has already risen to a vertical base and he’s lifted himself up to the second rope! Nathan Fiora turns around and Ryan WIlson leaps forward… TORNADO DDT OF DEATH!!! MY GOD! THE TOP OF NATE’S HEAD CRASHES RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS AND HE FLIPS FORWARD ONTO HIS FEET, BEFORE FALLING IN A HEAP ONTO THE MAT! Ryan Wilson rolls forward into a cover, hooking the leg!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Nick Angel: And a kick out! Ryan Wilson sits up and nods to himself. He turns his head to the steel steps behind the ring post in one of the corners there… he’s eyeing his car battery and jumper leads, Kawa! Ryan rises to his feet and begins to walk over, and… hey! Listen! There’s the countdown!! Who is entry number three in this match?!

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(“Exchange” by Bryson Tiller plays to boos from the fans as Axl Willow runs out from behind the curtains with an electric guitar in hand.)

Nick Angel: Axl Willow! He’s had a very rough start since his debut on the main roster Kawa, but he has the chance to turn it around in a big match such as this!

Kawajai: And with an electric guitar in hand, let’s see what kind of damage he does as he enters number three in this one!

Nick Angel: Axl Willow slides into the ring now, and Ryan Wilson is there to meet him! OHHH!! AXL WILLOW SWINGS THAT GUITAR WITHOUT ANY WARNING… RYAN WILSON DUCKS!! Axl fumbles and drops his guitar in the center of the ring to his surprise! He turns towards Ryan and is met with a stiff elbow right to the jaw of Axl! Axl stumbles back and slowly turns around… OHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYY!! NATHAN FIORA SWINGS AXL’S GUITAR STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD OF THE MAN THAT BROUGHT IT OUT HERE, AND AXL WILLOW DROPS TO THE CANVAS!! HERE’S THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Rebecca Sawyer: Axl Willow has been eliminated!!

Kawajai: Well so much for that.

Nick Angel: I’ll say, and we have our first elimination of the match in Axl Willow. How long did that take, like 25 seconds??

Kawajai: I’d even be willing to bet it was shorter than that, but the match must continue and Ryan and Nathan meet in the middle of the ring to trade lefts and rights with one another! OH! Ryan with another stiff elbow but this time to the jaw of Nate, and Nate leans against the ropes! UH-OH! RYAN WILSON ATTEMPTING TO THROW NATE OVER THE TOP AND TO THE FLOOR! THAT WOULD COUNT AS AN ELIMINATION, NICK!

Nick Angel: INDEED IT WOULD, BUT NATE IS NOT HAVING IT AS HE DELIVERS AN ELBOW OF HIS OWN TO THE TEMPLE OF RYAN! Ryan stumbles back as Nate rushes forward for a RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF RYAN! RYAN LANDS HARD, AND NATE GOES FOR A COVER!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Nick Angel: No good as Ryan Wilson gets a shoulder up at two! Nate now rolls forward towards the corner, and uses the ropes to assist him up to his feet. He’s eyeing that stun belt, Kawa! It’s sitting atop of that ring post there and the dial sits on the apron right next to it! Nate reaches forward and grabs the belt, and Ryan Wilson might be in trouble now! Nate has the belt in hand and he wraps both ends around his wrists. Ryan is oblivious to what’s about to happen to him right now! Nate wraps the belt around Ryan’s neck and begins to choke the life out of him! Good GOD!

Kawajai: Ryan Wilson is doing the best he can to pull that belt off of his neck, but Nick if Nate wraps that belt around the neck and locks it in, Ryan will not be able to take it off! Nathan is doing all he can… but hold on! There’s the countdown again! Who is the fourth entrant in this match?!

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(“Alive and Amplified” by The Mooney Suzuki plays to virtually no reaction as Shaker Jones runs out from behind the curtains with a cattle prod in hand.)

Kawajai: Shaker Jones! With a cattle prod in hand, let’s see what damage he can do!

Shaker Jones (off-mic): HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO!

Nick Angel: And Shaker slides into the ring, and IMMEDIATELY STABS THAT CATTLE PROD RIGHT INTO THE LOWER BACK OF NATHAN FIORA!! NATE SCREAMS IN PAIN AND IS FORCED TO RELEASE THE CHOKE HOLD HE HAD ON RYAN!! Nathan rolls under the bottom rope and to the outside. Now it’s important to note that he is not eliminated off that!

Kawajai: Yes in order for an elimination, Nate would have needed to go over the top rope instead. Back to the action in the ring now, as Shaker Jones has backed a seated Ryan Wilson up against one of the corners of the ring. Shaker has that cattle prod at the ready. Ryan attempts to roll out of the corner but Shaker stabs the cattle prod in that direction, forcing Ryan to to retreat back to his original position! Ryan attempts to escape on the other end but the same result forces him to stay seated in the corner! AND NOW SHAKER JONES BEGINS TO STAB THE CATTLE PROD REPEATEDLY INTO THE UPPER BODY OF RYAN!

Shaker Jones (off-mic): HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!

Nick Angel: With each stab, Shaker Jones screams hello! Ryan is rolling around the ring now trying to escape the agonizing pain being caused by that weapon, AND OH!! RYAN WITH A KICK TO THE SHIN OF SHAKER JONES! Shaker drops the cattle prod and begins to limp to the ropes! Look out now! Ryan is back to his feet! He pulls Shaker back around, kicks him in the gut… MIC DROP!!!! THE SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER!! And just like that, Ryan hooks both legs for the cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Rebecca Sawyer: Shaker Jones has been eliminated!

Kawajai: Ryan picks up an elimination now! We are back to just two men, and… WAIT A SECOND! NATE IS BACK IN THE RING! HE PULLS RYAN TO THE MAT, SHOULDERS DOWN ON THE CANVAS FOR A ROLLUP!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Kawajai: HE GOT HIM! HE… WAIT, NO! RYAN JUST GETS HIS SHOULDERS OFF THE MAT! Both men back to their feet… MIC DROP!!!!! ANOTHER MIC DROP!! RYAN LOOKED LIKE HE HIT ALL OF IT, NICK! But the countdown to the next entrant is distracting Ryan from making the cover!

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Nick Angel: Who’s it gonna be?!

(“Es Irónico” by Bocca Myers players to a huge ovation as El Irónico comes out from behind the curtain, pushing a portable cocktail bar out to the ring.)

Nick Angel: It’s El Irónico!! Entrant number five in this match and… WHAT THE HELL HAS HE GOT?!

Kawajai: Why is this man pushing a cocktail bar to the ring?! What in god’s name?!

Nick Angel: Well El Irónico has gotten to ringside now, and Ryan Wilson stands at the ropes in pure and utter confusion! El Irónico opens the one and only door to that portable cocktail bar and pulls out a blender! What else is he reaching in there for? Oh, he’s got some vodka? Blue curacao liqueur? Buckfast? Is that… sour mix? Lemon-lime soda?! Ice?!?! IS HE MAKING A COCKTAIL?!

Kawajai: I guess he is, Nick. El Irónico begins to pour all the ingredients into that blender, as Ryan Wilson looks on in awe! OH!! IN THE RING! NATHAN FIORA WITH A HARD FOREARM TO THE BACK OF RYAN’S NECK! BACKSTABBER!!!!!! Ryan is grounded, as Nathan attempts a cover, but… he stops?! Oh great, now HE’S looking at El Irónico on the outside of the ring. Nate gets to his feet and climbs up to the second rope to look down at El Irónico!

Nathan Fiora (off-mic): HEY!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! GET IN HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS!

El Irónico (off-mic): Do not much apreesh the attitude ye’ knob jockey. Aiight youns, does anybody have an extension cord?!

Nick Angel: Nate jumps down from the second rope and shakes his head. Oh wait… he’s running the ropes!! Nate is looking to fly for a tope suicida!!! OHHH!! El Irónico slides into the ring!! ATOMIC DROP, FOLLOWED BY A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!

El Irónico (off-mic): Give your ‘ead a wobble, mate. You’ll get a drink soon.

Nick Angel: And now El Irónico exits the ring through the second rope, and a stagehand has an extension cord in his hand! El Irónico takes it before plugging his end into the blender’s cord! Back in the ring now, Ryan is back to his feet and HE’S GOT HIS JUMPER LEADS AND CAR BATTERY!! Nate is down and is unaware! What the hell has he got in mind?! Ryan puts both ends on the triceps of Nate, before putting the other two ends onto the car battery! OH MY GOD!!! NATE IS SHAKING IN SHOCK!!!!! THAT COULD ACTUALLY KILL HIM, KAWA!

El Irónico (off-mic): Ay, can ye’ keep it down? Tryna make a masterpiece ‘ere.

Kawajai: Nate manages to get the jumper leads off his arms as he rolls out onto the apron as a doctor checks on him quickly! There’s the countdown again, Nick! Who is entrant number six?!

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(“California Love” by 2Pac feat. Dr Dre plays as Cody Marshall struts out onto the stage wearing a full police uniform and sunglasses. On the back of the shirt reads, “BAD COPS!” which is the name of Cody’s sitcom.)

Kawajai: The sixth man in this match is Cody Marshall, and I’m over here questioning his thought process coming into this match. I mean, what in GOD’S NAME IS HE WEARING?!

Nick Angel: That is the police uniform he wears on his sitcom, Kawa! Hold on a minute… Cody Marshall has gotten to ringside but El Irónico is stopping him in his tracks??

El Irónico (off-mic): Care for a delish bev’ mate?

Cody Marshall (off-mic): What have I always told you, son! I don’t drink your foreigner crap!

El Irónico (off-mic): It contains American beer.

Cody Marshall (off-mic): Well pour me a glass!

Nick Angel: And El Irónico grabs a glass out from that portable cocktail bar and pours a glass of that cocktail from the blender, before handing it to Cody. This is utterly bizarre. And now Cody raises his glass in the air, before taking a biiiig gulp, and… wait, what on earth?!

Kawajai: Is Cody Marshall being electrocuted?! DID THAT COCKTAIL ZAP CODY?! CODY IS CONVULSING ON THE FLOOR NOW AT THE FEET OF EL IRONICO! The slight appearance of a grin appears on El Irónico’s face as the fans give him a round of applause, before he turns his attention to the ring. Ryan Wilson stares out towards El Irónico nodding in approval at what he just witnessed. But now it looks like it’s back to the ring action as El Irónico puts the blender down onto the bar, before rolling under the bottom rope! The two masked men lock up in the middle of the ring, but El Irónico is the one that takes control with a headlock! Ryan backs Irónico up into the ropes before pushing him forward to the opposite side! El Irónico comes roaring back with a flying forearm! Ryan Wilson is down, but he isn’t out as he quickly gets back up to his feet! Irónico attempts an elbow strike but Ryan ducks and responds with an overhead kick drops El Irónico to one knee! Ryan follows it up with a high knee strike to the bridge of the nose! El Irónico is down, but Ryan Wilson is not done yet! Ryan picks up that car battery and jumper leads once again!

Nick Angel: Oh, look at this! Ryan forces his foot into the throat of El Irónico and just pushes him against that bottom rope! He’s choking the life out of him here! Hold on, the countdown is back on! We have two more men left to come out!

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(“Coming Undone (Enigma TNG Remix)” by KoRn plays to boos as Azrael runs out from behind the curtains with an electrified baseball bat in hand.)

Nick Angel: And Azrael is booking it to the ring! He slides under the bottom rope and he has a little stare down with his tag team partner from just a couple of weeks ago, Ryan Wilson! Both men being called up from NEO recently to compete on the Voltage roster, and they both have a huge opportunity lying in front of them here! It looks like Ryan is signalling towards the helpless Irónico! OH COME ON! Both of them begin stomping the downed Irónico; which I am sure is payback after We Are The Bollocks defeated these two in their first main roster match only two weeks ago!

Kawajai: And now Ryan picks Irónico up and holds his arms back as Azrael has that electrified baseball bat in hand! Don’t tell me! Azrael takes a couple of steps back before holding it up in the air… BATTER UP!!!!! OHHHH!!!! IRONICO MANAGES TO FREE HIMSELF FROM HIS PREDICAMENT, AND AZRAEL SMACKS RYAN WILSON IN THE FACE WITH THAT BAT! RYAN WILSON DROPS, AND AZRAEL IS IN SHOCK!

Nick Angel: AND WITH HIS FOCUS OFF THE TASK AT HAND, AZRAEL FINDS HIMSELF IN AN AWFUL PREDICAMENT! IRONICO READIES AZRAEL FOR WHAT WE ALL KNOW AS….. THE THUMB IN THE BUM SUPLEX!!!!!!! THE OILCHECK BACK SUPLEX CONNECTS AND AZRAEL LANDS RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK! OUCH! But Azrael with the momentum actually manages to roll back up to his feet and leans against the ropes. I don’t know if he knows where he is! Irónico is seeing his positioning, and looks down at the baseball bat in the middle of the ring. He picks it up and rushes towards Azrael, before swinging the bat RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! OH MY GOD! AZRAEL GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR! HE’S OUT!!

Rebecca Sawyer: Azrael has been eliminated!

Kawajai: Another entrant goes out quick, but the most important thing is we’re seeing who is wanting this opportunity more than the rest! HEY!! CODY MARSHALL! HE’S BACK IN IT! HE PULLS IRONICO TOWARDS HIM BEFORE GRABBING HIM AROUND THE THROAT WITH BOTH HANDS! HE LIFTS HIM UP… THAT’S A WRAPTURE!!! THE TWO HANDED CHOKEBOMB! HERE’S THE PIN!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Nick Angel: Irónico is out! He’s… wait, NO!!! HE GETS HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS JUST IN TIME!! HOW CLOSE WAS THAT?! Cody cannot believe it, but he can’t waste time complaining to the official now, because the countdown is back up for the final time in this match, and we all know who the final man to enter is…

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(“Back to School (Mini Maggit)” by Deftones plays as Harvey Yorke walks out from behind the curtains slowly, with his patented golden brass knuckles on each hand. He makes his way down to the ring.)

Nick Angel: Harvey Yorke!! The final man in this match, and seemingly the one with the most to prove! Yorke rolls into the ring, and Cody Marshall stands in the center of it staring him down.

Kawajai: Yorke’s expression is remaining the same. He is SO focused right now and there doesn’t seem to be anything that can happen to change this! Whoa, hold on just a minute! Cody reaches into the gun holster from the belt wrapped around his waist… AND HE PULLS OUT A TASER!! HE IS AIMING IT STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE CHEST OF HARVEY YORKE!

Nick Angel: Look at this though… the hint of a smirk appears on the face of Harvey as he slowly raises his brass knuckles up. He holds his thumbs up before pushing down and… HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! THE BRASS KNUCKLES JUST LIT UP WITH ELECTRICITY!!! THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF BRINGING A GUN TO A FIST FIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! Yorke rushes forward and begins to lay lefts and rights into Cody Marshall, stunning him with every blow! Cody drops his taser and backs up into the ropes, and Harvey holds both fists into the sternum, absolutely making him SCREAM in agony! HEY!! LOOK! NATHAN FIORA IS BACK IN, AND WITHOUT A MOMENT’S NOTICE, HE WRAPS HIS STUN BELT RIGHT AROUND THE WAIST OF HARVEY YORKE AND LOCKS IT IN!! Harvey takes his fists off of Cody and Cody drops to his knees by the ropes. Harvey’s full attention is aimed at Nathan Fiora, who has now backed himself towards a corner with a button in his hand!! Kawa, with the simple push of that, Harvey’s entire body will feel a large amount of volts to the muscles, and where that belt is positioned, it looks like the muscles around his kidneys are going to feel it too!

Kawajai: But Nick, Harvey has that smirk on his face again! HARVEY SPRINTS TOWARDS NATE!! NO!!! NATE PUSHES THE BUTTON AND HARVEY DROPS LIKE A FRY AND BEGINS TO SHAKE ON THE GROUND!! HOLY HELL WHEN DOES IT STOP?! After a good few seconds, the stunning finally stops and Harvey rolls himself out onto the apron! Nathan Fiora pushes Yorke to the floor, and now the only man left standing in the ring right now is Nate! He–

El Irónico: I BELIEVE I CAN FFFFLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nick Angel: NATHAN TURNS AROUND TO THE WHERE THE SOUND OF THE LYRICS ARE COMING FROM! EL IRONICO DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE FOR A TORNADO DDT!!! USUALLY HE DOESN’T SING THAT UNLESS HE’S HITTING A SPLASH, BUT I GUESS TONIGHT IS A SPECIAL OCASSION! Irónico back up on his feet… MIC DROP!!!! RYAN WILSON HITS THE MIC DROP AGAIN IN THIS MATCH TO IRONICO!! THE IRONIC LUCHADOR IS GROUNDED! Ryan gets back to his feet, and once more he is EYEING that car battery and jumper leads! He takes a step towards it… CODY MARSHALL! CODY IS BACK UP STANDING RIGHT BEHIND RYAN, TASER IN HAND! RYAN HAS NO IDEA… HE PULLS AND RYAN WILSON SHAKES IN HIS BOOTS!!! HE IS GETTING TASED LIKE NOBODY’S BUSINESS! Ryan flops back into Cody’s arms. Ryan looks like he’s completely out of it! Cody lifts Ryan up onto his shoulders into the fireman’s carry position before walking him over to the ropes. Cody flips him over and Ryan lands right onto Irónico’s cocktail bar and hits the floor hard!! Ryan Wilson is OUT!!!

Rebecca Sawyer: Ryan Wilson has been eliminated!!

Kawajai: What a beautiful performance he put on though! I think he’s earned a nice place here on Voltage! Cody now turns around, and Nathan Fiora is back up on his feet, staring the big man down!! Cody runs forward for a WICKED BIG BOOT! NO! NATE DUCKS! LAID TO REST!!!! THE PELE KICK CONNECTS RIGHT ON THE FOREHEAD OF CODY AND HE FALLS DOWN FLAT ON HIS BACK! This is bad for Cody, Nick! Nate walks his way over to the corner, and I think I know what he’s got in mind. Nate lifts himself up to the top rope… GHOST WALKING!!! SPLIT-LEGGED CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!!! BUT HE’S NOT DONE, AS HE NOW LOCKS IN BREAKING BEAUTY!!! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK CROSSFACE IS IN, AND CODY CAN’T RELIEVE THE PRESSURE! HE BEGINS TO TAP! CODY MARSHALL IS OUTTA HERE!!

Rebecca Sawyer: Cody Marshall has been eliminated!!

Nick Angel: And we are down to three men! Fiora, Irónico, Yorke! Nate sits up after the pinfall and he immediately notices Harvey Yorke on the outside of the ring, who has finally recovered from the shock he just received from that stun belt! Harvey, however, is eyeing that button that activates the belt! It’s by the apron, Kawa, and one simple leap forward and Harvey will have it in his possession! AND BOTH MEN GO FOR IT! HARVEY HAS A HOLD OF THE DEVICE!!

Kawajai: NO!! NATE GETS HIS BOOT IN THE WAY AND HARVEY’S HEAD CONNECTS RIGHT INTO IT! The device remains in Nate’s possession, which only spells bad news for Harvey Yorke! Nate gets to his feet and holds the device up in the air to Harvey’s disappointment. Harvey has both hands on the apron as he shakes his head. With no Irónico in sight, Nate could literally spend a large amount of time absolutely torturing the body of Harvey! AND NOW NATE GOES TO PUSH THAT BUTTON!! HE–

(“John the Revelator” by Curtis Stiger and the Forrest Rangers plays. Nate’s attention turns towards the stage as the name “Kevin Devastation” appear on the titantron.)

Nick Angel: OH MY GOD!! IS HE HERE?! IS KEVIN DEVASTATION HERE AT SHOCK VALUE?!

Kawajai: NATHAN FIORA IS SHOOK! HE HAS HIS EYES GLUED ONTO THE STAGE RIGHT NOW! WHERE THE HELL IS KEV?!

Nick Angel: Wait Kawa, the crowd are reacting to… something… OH MY GOD IN THE RING!! STANDING RIGHT BEHIND NATE… KEVIN DEVASTATION!!!! KEVIN PULLS NATE AROUND BEFORE FLIPPING HIM UP IN THE AIR… OH MY GOD HE’S GOING TO HIT IT… CRUCIFIXION PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!! NATHAN FIORA IS OUT COLD, KAWA!! KEVIN IMMEDIATELY MAKES HIS EXIT STEPPING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE AS SECURITY MAKE THEIR WAY DOWN THE RAMP! KEVIN CLIMBS THE BARRICADE AND HE IS OUTTA HERE! HE’S LEAVING!

Kawajai: WAIT A MINUTE, NICK! LOOK IN THE RING! HARVEY YORKE IS MAKING A COVER, HOOKING NATE’S LEG!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Rebecca Sawyer: Nathan Fiora has been eliminated!!

Kawajai: AND HARVEY YORKE HAS JUST ELIMINATED NATHAN FIORA!! AND WE ARE DOWN TO TWO MEN! Harvey Yorke sits up and adjusts his brass knuckles as he rises up to his feet. He… OH MY GOD! EL IRONICO IS BACK IN! HE PULLS HARVEY DOWN TO THE MAT FOR A ROLLUP!! OH MY GOD!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Nick Angel: NOOOO!! HARVEY YORKE MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF IT! BOTH MEN ROLL UP TO THEIR FEET! IRONICO RUSHES FORWARD……. OH MY LORD!!!! HARVEY YORKE CONNECTS WITH A HARD SOUTHPAW STRAIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF IRONICO USING THOSE ELECTRIFIED BRASS KNUCKLES!! IRONICO LOOKS OUT OF IT, KAWA! BUT HARVEY IS NOT FINISHED! HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND IRONICO’S IN THE FULL NELSON POSITION!! THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING!!

Kawajai: ULTRAVIOLENCE!!!!!! THE FULL NELSON FLAPJACK CONNECTS, AND LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, YOU CAN COUNT TO 100!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Back to School (Mini Maggit)” by Deftones plays as Harvey Yorke rises up to one knee with a smirk on his face. He removes the brass knuckles after turning them off and throws them onto the mat as the referee raises his hand in victory.)

Rebecca Sawyer: Here is your winner… HAAAAAAAAAARRRVVVEEEEYYYYY YOOOOOOOOORRRKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!

Nick Angel: What a match!! Amazing in-ring action, almost hard to watch physical violence with electricity at the disposal of every man in this match, the drama, the controversy! But ultimately in the end, it was the man that drew the 8th and final spot in this match who picked up this victory and his name is Harvey Yorke!

Kawajai: Harvey Yorke is now the new number one contender to the EAW New Breed Championship, and I for one cannot wait to see him challenge for that belt! He returned with a mission to reclaim the opportunity that he claims was once stolen from him a long time ago, and my god Kawa he might have done just that!

Nick Angel: But how about Kevin Devastation though?! He really had no right being out here! If it weren’t for him, Harvey might not have won this match! Hell, Harvey might not even have been walking if Nate had that device at the ready!

Kawajai: Regardless of all of that, the outcome is that the Devil of Ultraviolence will be getting a New Breed Championship match REAL soon!

(Harvey Yorke exits the ring and walks towards the ramp but stops. He takes one look back at the carnage in the ring with all the weapons and the down and out Irónico in the ring, before making his way up the aisle as we fade to black…)

(AD: Next week Showdown takes center stage with a supershow to kick off the month of December: Kings Road! Watch Openweight Champion Ryan Marx step up to face the reigning EAW Champion, Tiberius IV and find out who will advance in the King of Elite tournament!)

(We cut back to the Amalie Arena.)

(“Signs” by Drake hits the PA as spotlights around the arena begin to flash across the audience while the strobe lighting blinks on and off rapidly on the entrance stage. As Drake starts singing, the strobe lighting stops and the spotlights begin to variate between red, blue and purple as Keelan Cetinich steps out from behind the curtains)

Rebecca Sawyer: The following contest is an ELECTRIIIIC DEATHMATCH! And it will determine the #1 Contender for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first from Gold Coast, Australia, now residing in Los Angeles, California! Weighing in at 218 lbs! HE IS THE KILLER! KEEEEELAN CEEETINICH!!!!!!

Nick Angel: He was once called the Hannibal Lecter of Hardcore and there has rarely been a more deadly match then the Electric Deathmatch!

Kawajai: That’s right, Angel. This is essentially a last man standing match with the added stipulation of electric weapons all over the place!

(Keelan walks into the middle of the stage, and points two fingers in the air, posing.)

Nick Angel: Lars and Keelan have been colliding for weeks now in various matches as well as the Extreme Elimination Chamber! Last week Keelan and his teammates defeated Lars in a three on three tag match last week to which Lars responded violently with some vicious chair shots.

(Keelan reaches behind him, pulls out a taser and clicks it before heading down to the ring.)

Kawajai: WHOA! Keelan is coming out ready!

(He makes his way towards the steel steps, climbing up to the second rope and pointing out to the crowd, before climbing onto the ring apron and jumping over the top rope. He then rolls into the middle of the ring, jumps up and does his two fingers in the air pose once again.)

Nick Angel: There are electric weapons scattered throughout the ring, But Keelan brought his own! The crowd is losing their minds for Keelan! This guy has shown quite a few moments of brilliance and could really use that one on one title shot to show off his capabilities.

(A raven sound blares throughout the arena. “Out of the Black” By Royal Blood begins to play as the lights flash to the beat of the fast drum, to which the guitar solo hits!)

Rebecca Sawyer: And his opponent! Weighing in at 275 lbs! Hailing from Cincinnati, Ohio! He is The Raven! LAAAAARS GRIEEEER!

(The dark purple and red lights cascade down onto the ring but as the camera pans to the entrance, Lars Grier does not come out.)

Nick Angel: Where exactly is Lars? You’d think he’d get down to the ring faster with how much he wanted this match, Lars so desperately wants to show that he can hang with the main eventers and punctuality would go a long way! Keelan looks confused and the crowd seems to be getting restless.

Kawajai: NO! THE CROWD IS TRYING TO WARN KEELAN!

Nick Angel: LARS GRIER JUST CAME THROUGH THE CROWD BEHIND KEELAN AND ENTERED THE RING!

Kawajai: Keelan turns around!

Nick Angel: RAVENBEAK! RAVENBEAK! KEELAN JUST FLEW THROUGH THE AIR!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Nick Angel: The ref just started the match! Lars gets to his feet and points at Keelan and tells the ref to count. Lars brought something into the ring with him too as he slid in… it’s some metal fencing? I wonder what he has planned?

Ref: ONEEEEEE!!!

Nick Angel: Lars is sliding out of the ring! He is grabbing a table from underneath the ring! He slides it in!

Ref: TWOOOOOOO….THHHRRREEEEEE…..

Kawajai: This kid’s got some big ideas for Keelan! He’s setting up that table in the ring!

Ref: FOUUURRRR!!!

Nick Angel: Keelan is getting to his feet! That was brutal! What a nasty maneuver by Lars, that may have been the sharpest spear I’ve seen from him!

Ref: FIVEEEEEE!!!

Kawajai:Lars is making sure he wins this one! He’s made a habit of surprising people in nasty ways these past few weeks!

Ref: SIXXXX!!!

Nick Angel: Lars is wasting too much time on that table! KEELAN IS UP ON HIS FEET AND COMES THROUGH WITH THE TASER RIGHT INTO LARS NECK! LARS SEIZING UP! KEELAN LIFTS LARS ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! FIREMAN’S CARRY INTO THE STUNNER! IT IS THE DEAD BY DAYLIGHT!!

Kawajai: Keelan rolls away! He gets out of the ring! Meanwhile the referee sees Lars on the ground and starts a ten count!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEE!!!

Nick Angel: Lars Grier looks out of it; Keelan grabbing a steel chair from the outside!

Ref: TWOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEE!!!

Kawajai: Hold on! Lars getting to his feet, he is looking more pissed than hurt!

Ref: FOOOUUURRRR!!!!

Nick Angel: Lars Grier has risen! But he might not be up for long! Keelan gets into the ring with the chair and rushes Lars!

Kawajai: No, Lars hits a stiff forearm to Keelan’s face! He wraps around his back! He grabs him by the waist and lifts him up! A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! KEELAN GETS LAUNCHED AS HE CRASHES TOWARDS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!

Nick Angel: Keelan rolls onto his feet, wincing at the pain in his back! Lars now rushes him! Keelan throws the taser forward! Lars smacks the taser out his hand and throws a heavy closed fist into Keelan’s face! Keelan blocks it! Keelan counters with a hard right of his own! Keelan is now throwing fist after fist into Lars Grier’s face!

Kawajai: Lars is such a beast! He just took all those blows to the face and keeps advancing! Keelan steps back and goes for a clothesline! LARS TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A HEAVY LARIAT! Lars rolling out of the ring but only briefly! He throws a steel chair from the outside into the center of the ring and slides in!

Nick Angel: Keelan is halfway to his feet when Lars grabs him by the hair and starts picking him up! Keelan fighting back again! Stiff rights to Lars’ face! Lars goes for a second Lariat! Keelan ducks underneath and hits a SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!

Kawajai: Lars is already rising to his feet! Keelan didn’t even stop to see if Lars went down!

Nick Angel: Keelan on the move! These two have faced each other enough times these past couple of weeks to know what is going to keep them down for the count or not! Lars is on his feet! Keelan rushes up the second turnbuckle! What athleticism! DIVING CROSSBODY!

Kawajai: NO! LARS CATCHES HIM! HE SPINS HIM AROUND TOWARDS HIS BACK! GO HOME DRIVER RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR! KEELAN GOT PLANTED AS HE CRINGES! THE REFEREE BEGINS A TEN COUNT!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEE!!!! FOOOUUURRRR —

Nick Angel: Keelan is already rising to his feet! Lars is on top of him! He starts laying into him with knees to the skull! Lars lifts Keelan up! GUTWRENCH SUPLEX! NO! KEELAN LANDS ON HIS FEET! LARS ROLLS OFF HIS BACK AND SCRAMBLES UP TO HIS FEET! HE GOES FOR A LARIAT BUT KEELAN DUCKS IT! KEELAN HITS A SUPERKICK!!!!

Kawajai: Lars staggers, looking dazed! Incredible! How is this guy not down yet?

Nick Angel: Keelan keeps moving! He hits that second rope! SPRINGBOARD FLYING FOREARM! AND LARS GOES DOWN!

Kawajai: It took all of Keelan’s force to bring this monster down! I’m noticing that Lars is taking a lot of unnecessary punishment. It’s like he’s trying to prove a point…

Nick Angel: No surprise! This is the same Lars Grier that defeated Apocalypse not too long ago but can’t seem to get the win over Keelan, but maybe that’s why! But right now, Keelan is in control! Keelan measuring Lars as he starts to stand to his feet! Keelan runs forward! SLINGBLADE!

Kawajai: Keelan grabs the steel chair and slams Grier in the head with it! He now lays it on top of Grier and Keelan is heading to the top ropes! He’s keeping up that high risk offense! He has to use his full weight to topple Grier.

Ref: ONEEEEEE!!!!

Nick Angel: THE REF HAS TO STOP THAT COUNT! KEELAN OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A SWANTON BOMB RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! NOOOWWW, THE REF CAN GO AHEAD!

Ref: ONEEEEEEE…..

Kawajai: The ref restarting the count but it looks like he’s counting both men down at the moment! Keelan is writhing on the floor, holding his head! Not sure who got hurt more from that one!

Ref: TWIOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THRRRREEEEEEEE!!!! FOOOOUUUURRRRRR!!!

Nick Angel: Keelan is getting to his feet and looking onward at Lars!

Ref: FIVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Kawajai: Keelan walks over and picks up his taser! Oh, I think he’s realizing this time that Lars is getting to his feet! Keelan rushes Lars! LARS POPS UP AND LIFTS KEELAN ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! THE BLACK ORDER RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! IT’S GOING TO TAKE KEELAN A BIT TO RECOVER!

Ref: ONNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Nick Angel: Lars slides out of the ring and picks up a couple of Jumper cables and slides them into the ring!

Ref: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Kawajai: Lars just pulled a battery out from under the ring! He slides that next to the table and gets in!

Nick Angel: Not sure what Lars is planning here but Keelan is getting up! Lars could have been spending this time putting the hurt on Keelan!

Kawajai: I agree! Keelan is on his feet and Lars rolls in. Keelan charges at Lars! Lars just whipped Keelan with the cables right across the face!

Nick Angel: That looked like a panic move! Lars actually looked a little shocked!

Kawajai: Lars is underestimating his opponent a little bit!

Nick Angel: Good lord! He is choking Keelan with the chord! He slams his knee into Keelan’s back! Keelan looks like he’s struggling to breathe! This is hard to watch!

Kawajai: Lars has brought some cunning and a whole lot of power into this match!

Nick Angel: More like brutality, but Keelan is showing his resilience here! He is trying to buck Lars off his back! Lars is pulling him back! KEELAN LIFTS UP! WHAT STRENGTH! LARS RELEASES AS KEELAN GETS TO HIS FEET! LARS GOES FOR A PUNCH! KEELAN GRABS LARS BY THE THROAT! KEELAN PAYING HOMAGE TO BRODY SPARKS WITH THE END IT!

Kawajai: Lars head gets slammed onto the steel chair behind him! The crowd are loving this!

Nick Angel: Keelan grabs the jumper cables in his hand. OH MY GOD! KEELAN JUST WHIPPED LARS ACROSS THE BELLY WITH THE CABLES! LARS IS ON HIS BACK! KEELAN HITS HIM IN THE BACK WITH IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! LACERATIONS ARE APPEARING ON HIS BACK! OH MY GOD!

Kawajai: This is why they call it a deathmatch! If you can’t handle it then head to the back cause Keelan aint done yet!

Nick Angel: Keelan wraps the cable around Lars neck and pulls his arm back! KEELAN LOCKS IN A JUMPER CABLE CROSSFACE!!!

Kawajai: The violence is ramping up here! Lars is writhing in pain! Keelan seems determined to break lars here!

Nick Angel: Lars trying to use his strength to stand up! Keelan is tugging back harder! Lars drops back down! Keelan is yanking back with all his strength! LARS PUSHES UP WITH HIS FREE ARM! HE IS ABOUT TO STAND TO HIS FEET! KEELAN KICKS BACK! THEY ROLL! LARS –

Nick Angel: NO! KEELAN STILL HAS IT LOCKED IN! LARS IS FADING! LARS HAS STOPPED MOVING! Keelan releases him and gets up! Lars may have been choked out!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOO!!!

Nick Angel: Keelan crawling away now. He’s resting against the turnbuckle! He’s thinking it’s over it looks.

Ref: THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! FOOOUUURRRRRRRR!!! FIIIIIVVVVEEEEEE!!!….SIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!

Kawajai: No way! Lars is stirring! Keelan looks exasperated and a little defeated! Keelan is looking at his jumper cables and the battery! Now he’s glaring at Lars. He just realized what Lars had planned for him.

Ref: Seven!

Nick Angel: Keelan attaches them to the battery! Lars is getting to his feet!

Ref: EIGHT!

Kawajai: He may not get to his feet in time!

Ref: NINE!

Nick Angel: Keelan attaches the jumper cables to the fence!

Ref: TEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-

Nick Angel: No, the official waves it off! Lars is on his feet! Keelan charges Lars! LARS WITH A LARIAT! NO KEELAN DUCKS UNDERNEATH! KEELAN SLAMMING LARS WITH A HARD RIGHT! LARS STAGGERS BACK TOWARDS THE ELECTROCUTED TABLE! KEELAN HITS HIM AGAIN! LARS IS REELING! BACK! KEELAN TAKES A STEP BACK! SUPERKICK!

Kawajai: LARS DODGES THE SUPERKICK! HE HAS KEELAN’S TASER AND DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO KEELANS NECK! KEELAN GOES LIMP! LARS HOOKS HIS HEAD AND LIFTS HIM UP! BAD OMEN!!!!

Nick Angel: Keelan is groggily rising to his feet! You know what is coming next! Lars is getting into position! Keelan getting to his feet!

Kawajai: Lars is looking to Ravenbeak him right into that electrified table!

Nick Angel: LARS CHARGES! RAVENBEAK!!!!!!!!

Nick Angel: KEELAN COUNTERS WITH A KILLER KO!!!!!!!!!!

Kawajai: Oh my god! These two are killing themselves! Keelan may have hit that Killer KO but there’s no way the impact from Lars Ravenbeak didn’t take a piece out of him!

Ref: ONNNEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOO….THRRREEEEEEEEEEEE….

Kawajai: They’re SPENT.

Ref: FOOOOOOOOOOUUUURRRRRRRRRR…FFIIIVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…..

Nick Angel: Keelan is crawling towards the ropes! Lars is stirring!

Ref: SIXXXXXXXXXXX!!! SEVVVEEEEENNNNNNN!!!

Nick Angel: Keelan climbs to his feet! If Lars can’t get up this match is over!

Ref: EIGHT!!!

Kawajai: LARS IS STARTING TO STAND UP! THESE TWO WON’T GO DOWN!

Nick Angel: This is just for the chance to face the Champion and these two are fighting like they are about to win the belt right now!

Ref: NINEEEEEEEEEEE…….

Kawajai: Lars gets to his feet! Keelan is cupping his face in his hands! Exasperated! Lars almost stumbles but grabs the ropes!

Nick Angel: Keelan starts walking towards Lars! Lars screams in his face! Keelan screams right back!

Kawajai: LARS GRABS KEELAN BY THE NECK! HE IS PUSHING HIM BACK TOWARDS THE ELECTROCUTED TABLE! KEELAN PUSHES LARS ARMS OFF OF HIM! KEELAN GRABS HIS HEAD AND THROWS HIM INTO THE TABLE!

Nick Angel: LARS HOLDS HIS GROUND! LARS HITS HIM WITH A HEAVY CLOSED FIST! KEELAN REELS! LARS THROWS ANOTHER ONE! KEELAN ALMOST FALLS! LARS GRABS KEELAN BY THE WAIST! BELLY TO BELLY!

Kawajai: NO! KEELAN SLAMS HIS FISTS INTO LARS EARS! KILLER KO!

Nick Angel: LARS PUSHES KEELAN OFF OF HIM! LARS HITS THE ROPES! OH MY GOD!

Kawajai: RAVENSBEAK RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! KEELAN IS GETTING TORN APART BY THAT ELECTROCUTION!

Nick Angel: LARS MAY HAVE NOT THOUGHT THIS ONE THROUGH! HE’S TAKING THE SHOCK AS WELL!

Kawajai: Lars pushed him off of Keelan but both men are down!

Ref: ONEEEEE……TWWOOOO!……THREE!…..FOUR!…….FIVE!……SIX!

Nick Angel: Lars is starting to stir!

Ref: SEVEN!

Nick Angel: Lars needs to get to his feet! This can’t end in a draw!

Ref: EIGHT!

Kawajai: One thing is for certain! Keelan is not getting back up!

Ref: NINE!

Nick Angel: LARS GETS TO HIS FEET USING THE ROPES!!!!

Ref: TEN!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

( “Out Of The Black” by Royal Blood to Mars hits the PA as the crowd shares a very loud mixed reaction!!!!!)

Rebecca Sawyer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! THE RAVEN! LARS GRIER!

Nick Angel: After that nasty surprise attack and continuing throwing everything he has at the Veteran, Lars Grier manages to nearly kill the killer!

Kawajai: Keelan had an answer for every single thing Lars brought and it felt like it could have gone either way!

Nick Angel: Yeah but for right now it’s all about The Raven!! Lars Grier is coming into his own! The Champion is going to have his hands full with this kid!

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Rebecca Sawyer: The following contest is a triple threat High Voltage match scheduled for one fall, and it is for the EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!

(The crowd erupts into cheers as the lights go down.)

Rebecca Sawyer: Introducing first, the challengers…

(‘You Will Know Our Name’ by ACE+ begins to play as Moongoose McQueen makes his way out onto the stage. He looks serious as he stands beneath a spotlight, the crowd cheering him on.)

Rebecca Sawyer: From Austin, Texas, weighing in at 236 lbs…..MOONGOOSEEEEE MCQUEEEEEENNNN!

Kawajai: From the New Breed Championship to the Interwire Championship, Moongoose McQueen is looking to climb the Voltage ladder, and could take one step further here tonight!

Nick Angel: That’s right Kawa. Moongoose is going into this wanting to do what he does best: put every ounce of energy into what he does and come out as the winner. And he looks more ready than ever to do that as he heads into this high-risk match.

(Moongoose enters the ring as ‘You Will Know Our Name’ fades and ‘Problem’ by Webbie & Boosie Badazz begins to play. Carlos Rosso makes his way to the ring to the sound of boos, but he pays little attention to the crowd as he stares Moongoose down.)

Rebecca Sawyer: And next, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, weighing in at 225 lbs….the ‘Red Storm’….CARLOSSSSS ROSSSSOOOO!

Kawajai: Carlos Rosso has been ruthless as of late, but can he keep up that aggression here in this match?

Angel: I wouldn’t count him out. This High Voltage match may be unforgiving, but if anyone can endure the dangerous nature this stipulation is all about, it’s a man like Carlos. He prides himself on doing what he wants, when he wants, and I doubt he’ll let an electrified cage stop him from winning this match!

(Carlos enters the ring and stares down Moongoose, flexing his ‘Strongest Arm in EAW’ and taunting his fellow challenger. The referee keeps the two apart as ‘Problem’ fades and the lights go down.)

Rebecca Sawyer: And introducing the champion…

(‘Leave’ by REM plays over the PA system as Amadeus makes his way out under a spotlight, the EAW Interwire Championship around his waist, and a steel chain looping around the belt, obscuring it. The fans give him a mixed reaction, but he remains focussed on the ring as he heads down the ramp.)

Rebecca Sawyer: From Naha, Okinawa, Japan, weighing in at 210 lbs….he is the EAW Interwire Champion…..AMADEUSSSSSS!

Kawajai: And here is a man with a lot on the line and a lot to prove. Not only is he defending his title here, but he’s battling against the criticisms many people, including his opponents, have thrown his way since becoming champ!

Angel: Indeed, Kawa. Some people have criticised Amadeus for not having the ‘passion’ or direction a champion should have, but I’m sure he’s going to come out here into this brutal match wanting to prove everyone wrong! And if there’s a better setting to show how tenacious and persevering you can be, it’s in a High Voltage match!

(Amadeus removes the championship belt and chain as ‘Leave’ fades. He places the chain over the rope in his corner and hands the Interwire belt over to the referee, who holds it up for all to see.)

Angel: In case you needed a reminder for the rules, it’s simple: no escape, no count-outs, no disqualification. You can only win via pinfall or submission, and if you want to do that, you’ll stay clear of the electrified steel cage surrounding the ring!

(The High Voltage cage descends as the three men remain in their respective corners. A switch is flipped and the sound of electricity begins to buzz from the steel cage. A few sparks fly, but all three competitors remain calm.)

(DING DING DING!)

Kawajai: And here we go, this match is underway! These three men are circling the ring, all of them keeping a fair distance from the electrified steel cage! Moongoose and Carlos now both standing across from Amadeus, and it looks like the two challengers have a silent agreement to take out the champ!

Angel: Smart move from the challengers here! Amadeus showing no fear as he charges at the duo, and Moongoose charges back! Moongoose going for a running elbow, but Amadeus reversing! He slips underneath Moongoose and retaliates with a ROLLING ELBOW! Moongoose is stunned and stumbles into the corner, Amadeus going to capitalise…

Kawajai: BUT CARLOS TURNING HIM AROUND AND LANDING THAT ROSSO REVOLVER! THAT SPINNING BACK ELBOW STUNS AMADEUS! Now Carlos pulling Amadeus in…he’s going for the SOUTHERN LARIAT!

Angel: Too early! Amadeus again reversing and slipping under Carlos…he hooks Carlos’ arms, and swings forward…DEUS EX! Backslide driver just dropping Carlos on his head! What an explosive start to this match! Amadeus going for the pin!

Referee: ONEEEEE!

Kawajai: Moongoose breaks up the pin with a stomp to the back of Amadeus’ head! He picks Amadeus up and plants him with a GERMAN SUPLEX! Moongoose still holding on as he rolls back around to his feet and lifts Amadeus…ANOTHER SUPLEX! Moongoose again dragging Amadeus up, looking for a third! Both men up to their feet, Amadeus looking groggy, and Moongoose is keeping a tight hold on him as he drags him closer to the cage! Moongoose lifts Amadeus up!

Angel: RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! MOONGOOSE JUST TOSSED AMADEUS INTO THE ELECTRIFIED STEEL CAGE! Amadeus rebounding off the cage, sparks flying as he flails in agony! Moongoose stomping away on the scorched back of Amadeus before going for the pin!

Referee: ONEEEEE! TWOOOOOO!

Kawajai: Broken up by Carlos Rosso! Moongoose and Carlos now trading shots as the two get to their feet, Carlos quickly gaining control! He doesn’t claim to have the ‘Strongest Arm in EAW’ for nothing! Carlos with swift elbows to the head of Moongoose, before stepping back…AND GOING FOR THE ROSSO REVOLVER FOR A SECOND TIME!

Angel: MOONGOOSE CATCHES HIS ARM! Moongoose taking control as he knees Carlos in the midsection and sets him up…WRIST CLUTCH EXPLODER SUPLEX! Moongoose dropping Carlos on his head with that YOU-WA-SHOCK!

Kawajai: Moongoose still looking a little groggy after those repeated elbows to the head from Carlos, but he manages to get to his feet and grabs the legs of Carlos…he pulls him into the centre of the ring and goes for that INVERTED CLOVERLEAF! MOONGOOSE LOOKING FOR THE BREAKING POINT! Carlos is fighting back, but Moongoose in control here and he locks it in with the bodyscissors! Carlos trapped in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go!

Angel: The referee checking on Carlos as he struggles to escape this deadly hold! Carlos is using all his strength to lift himself up and try to fight out of the inverted cloverleaf, but Moongoose holding on for dear life! Carlos trying to crawl to the ropes for leverage…there’s no ropebreaks here, but if he can reach those ropes, he could be able to fight out of this hold!

Kawajai: But he doesn’t need to, Nick! AMADEUS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A MUSHROOM STOMP TO THE HEAD OF MOONGOOSE! That breaks the hold, and now Amadeus with those Garvin-style stomps to the head and hands of Moongoose! Moongoose yelling in pain and retreating into the corner as Amadeus now focusses on Carlos Rosso!

Angel: In this kind of match, you can’t afford to let one opponent out of your sight, and Amadeus learned that early on! Carlos getting up, using those ropes to help him as he recovers from that Breaking Point from Moongoose! Amadeus has him in his sights, and waits back for Carlos to stand. As he does, he pulls out something from his tights…a pair of gloves? He pulls them on as Carlos gets to his feet and eyes him from the corner…Carlos trying to take advantage and charging at Amadeus!

Kawajai: Carlos going for a lariat, but Amadeus ducking under his arm! Carlos turns…INTO THE VILE DARKNESS! AMADEUS SPITTING THAT BLACK FLAMMABLE LIQUID INTO CARLOS’ FACE! Carlos is stunned, he’s stumbling! Amadeus has blinded him with that black mist!

Angel: And Amadeus now grabbing Carlos by the head…he’s dragging him over to the electrified cage! OH MY GOD! AMADEUS PRESSING CARLOS’ FACE AGAINST THE STEEL! Those gloves Amadeus put on must be resistant to electricity, because he’s bracing one hand against the cage as he forces Carlos’ face against it with the other! There’s sparks, there’s…smoke?!

Kawajai: LOOK AT CARLOS’ FACE! THAT FLAMMABLE LIQUID IS SPARKING WITH THE ELECTRICITY, AND IT’S BURNING HIS SKIN! Carlos is screaming in pain, he’s struggling against the electric current and Amadeus! That flammable black mist on Carlos’ skin is going to cause an electrical fire!

Angel: God, you can smell his flesh burning from here! The referee finally forcing Amadeus to let go of Carlos, and the ‘Red Storm’ drops to the mat! He’s writhing in agony, grabbing at his face but yelling every time he touches those burns! What a sick move from Amadeus!

Kawajai: This match isn’t one where you can show mercy, Nick! Amadeus may have had doubters before, but I bet no one is questioning if he has what it takes to remain a champion! The referee is checking on Carlos, who must have severe burns on his face from that dangerous mix of electricity and the black mist!

Angel: Look at this, though! Amadeus too focussed on Carlos and Moongoose coming up behind him! He strikes Amadeus over the back of the head with his own chain! Amadeus must have brought that into this match for a reason, and now Moongoose taking advantage of the weapon! Amadeus down on his knees, and Moongoose grabbing his arms from behind…he’s wrapping them around Amadeus’ torso and locking them up with that chain…STRAIGHT JACKET SUPLEX! Moongoose goes for the pin!

Kawajai: But the referee is still checking on Carlos! Amadeus struggling against the chain keeping him down, and Moongoose shouts for the referee to count the pin! Those couple of seconds could have been enough for Amadeus to escape here!

Referee: ONEEEEEE! TWOOOOO!

Angel: KICKOUT BY AMADEUS! Not even that chain could keep him held down, and I bet the referee being distracted helped too! Moongoose not giving Amadeus a moment to breathe as he connects with a knee drop! Now Moongoose grabbing that chain, and wrapping it around his knee…ANOTHER KNEE DROP WITH THAT CHAIN! He just busted Amadeus open!

Kawajai: The referee checking on Amadeus, but Moongoose isn’t going to let Amadeus recover! He drags Amadeus to his knees and plants him with a DDT! Moongoose focussing on Amadeus’ head as he rains down with strikes, and there’s blood flying everywhere! Moongoose showing an insane level of brutality here, he’s desperate to win this match!

Angel: That he is, Kawa! Moongoose showing no restraint as he pulls Amadeus up…and SPIKES HIM WITH A PILEDRIVER! Amadeus now a crumbled heap, and Moongoose going for the pin once again!

Referee: ONEEEEEE! TWOOOOOO!

Angel: Amadeus just getting a shoulder up! All these shots to the head have him dazed, but he’s still showing tenacity as he lives to fight another day! Moongoose wasting little time in dragging Amadeus up to his feet…he looks to the electrified cage! He irish whips Amadeus into the cage!

Kawajai: BUT NO! Amadeus reversing, and NOW HE IRISH WHIPS MOONGOOSE INTO THE CAGE!

Angel: NOT QUITE KAWA! Moongoose reversing at the last second and stunning Amadeus with a forearm! Now Moongoose picking Amadeus up…he’s trying to throw him into the electrified cage again! MOONGOOSE WITH A SUPLEX INTO THE CAGE!

Kawajai: HE DOESN’T GET IT! Amadeus shifting his weight and stopping Moongoose from lifting him over his head! Moongoose tries again and…STANDING SHIRANUI! AMADEUS REVERSES THE SUPLEX INTO A SHIRANUI AND BOTH MEN NOW LAID OUT ON THE MAT!

Angel: Moongoose had the wind knocked out of him with that reversal, and Amadeus is still recovering after all those shots he took to the head! He wipes the blood from his face and looks around the ring…he sees that chain he brought with him! Amadeus grabbing the chain and clutching it tight as he now looks to Moongoose!

Kawajai: Amadeus stumbling to his feet as Moongoose tries to get up…Amadeus WRAPPING THAT CHAIN AROUND MOONGOOSE’S NECK! He’s choking the life out of Moongoose and dragging him over to the cage! Amadeus grabbing one end of the chain…and hooking it to the electrified cage! THAT CHAIN AROUND MOONGOOSE’S NECK NOW ELECTRIFYING HIM! His body is convulsing as waves of electricity go through that chain and into his neck! Sparks fly everywhere, smoke is pouring out from Moongoose’s blistering neck! This is sickening!

Angel: Wait, what’s this? Moongoose has stopped convulsing, and that electric hum of the cage has stopped! There’s no sparks, no smoke…what’s going on?

(Out from the electric cage’s control panel, Carlos Rosso’s manager Mao Ichimichi steps out, a briefcase in hand and a smirk on her face. She makes her way down to the ring as Amadeus watches from inside the cage.)

Kawajai: No way! Carlos’ manager just shut off the electricity! The cage is no longer electrified! And what the hell is inside that briefcase?!

Angel: No time for Amadeus to question that as Carlos attacks him from behind! Elbow to the back of the head! Amadeus is stunned and Carlos now breaking open the cage door! Mao stepping inside with that briefcase, and she tries to open it up…BUT AMADEUS RECOVERING AND CHARGING AT CARLOS AND MAO! Carlos slipping out of the way, and Amadeus connecting with a FOREARM SMASH TO MAO!

Kawajai: HE JUST KNOCKED HER OUT OF THE RING! Carlos capitalising now, smashing that briefcase over the head of Amadeus! The referee trying to get some order here by locking the cage door shut as Amadeus and Carlos brawl! Carlos getting the upper hand with harsh elbows and knocking Amadeus down, but MOONGOOSE NOW STUNNING CARLOS WITH A RUNNING ELBOW! Moongoose stumbling after that brutal electrocution, but he’s bringing the fight to the ‘Red Storm’!

Angel: But it’s not enough! Carlos fighting back and….SOUTHERN LARIAT! He took advantage of Moongoose’s groggy state and beheaded him with that Rainmaker! Carlos now scrambling for that briefcase, he’s still looking worse for wear after having his face burned on the High Voltage cage…

Kawajai: AMADEUS WITH A MUSHROOM STOMP TO THE BACK OF CARLOS’ HEAD! He just drove Carlos’ burned face into that briefcase, and Carlos looks to be knocked out! This is Amadeus’ chance to win! He looks to Moongoose, then to Carlos…and now to the cage! Amadeus testing the cage, it’s still not electrified…AND NOW HE BEGINS TO CLIMB! Amadeus climbing up the cage, and now perched on the top! He eyes his opponents…AND GOES TO LEAP!

Angel: NO! That electric hum of the cage is back…AMADEUS IS BEING ELECTROCUTED! He’s flailing on top of the cage and…AMADEUS FALLS! HE PLUMMETS TO THE OUTSIDE!

Kawajai: LOOK OUT NICK! AMADEUS CRASHES THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! All three men are down, this is absolutely chaotic! But who the hell turned the cage back on?!

(The camera cuts back to the cage controls, and we find Kenny Drake stood there.)

Kawajai: KENNY DRAKE?! HE TURNED THE ELECTRICITY BACK ON?! He may have just cost Amadeus this match!

Angel: I think he definitely cost Amadeus this match, Kawa! Amadeus is out here at ringside, and there’s no way he can get back into that cage now it’s electrified again!

Kawajai: This is despicable! And now Carlos taking advantage here as he opens that briefcase…and pulls out an electric glove! This looks like a huge upgrade from those gauntlets we saw him use at Road to Redemption!

(Carlos pulls the glove on and it immediately begins to spark to life. He clenches his fist, each time making more and more sparks fly from the glove.)

Angel: That is one dangerous-looking weapon! Moongoose is struggling to his feet here as Carlos eyes him, that electric glove ready to be used! Carlos picking Moongoose up…AND LANDING THAT OVERHAND RIGHT TO THE JAW WITH THE ELECTRIC GLOVE! Moongoose flailing on the mat as Carlos leers over him! Carlos mounting Moongoose and just raining down on him with strikes! PUNCH AFTER ELECTRIFIED PUNCH RIGHT TO THE FACE OF THE DEFENCELESS MOONGOOSE! Carlos showing absolutely no mercy here!

Kawajai: Someone needs to stop this, Moongoose looks to be unconscious! Carlos getting up, and he drags Moongoose’s limp body up to his feet….ELECTRIFIED SOUTHERN LARIAT!! Moongoose flips over and collapses to the mat as electricity courses through his body from that lariat! Moongoose’s body just twitching, that was absolutely devastating! Now Carlos going for the pin as Kenny Drake watches on!

Referee: ONEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOO! THREEEEEE!

(DING DING DING!)

(Amadeus crawls out from the announce table rubble and can only watch on as Carlos Rosso celebrates in the ring. The electrified cage is turned off and Kenny Drake enters the ring with the Interwire Championship, handing it to Carlos.)

Rebecca Sawyer: Here is your winner and the NEW EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION…..CARLOSSSSS ROSSOOOOOOO!!

Kawajai: Amadeus just got screwed!

Angel: That’s one way to look at it, Kawa, but even with that…questionable finish, Carlos still endured so much in this match! All three men went through hell tonight, and we can’t let this ending ruin such a brutal display!

Kawajai: I doubt Amadeus and Moongoose will see it that way!

(As the referee checks on the unconscious Moongoose, Carlos celebrates with Kenny Drake, Mao, and his new championship.)

Nick Angel: We’re sorry to switch gears here so soon but we have just reached our chairman Mr. DEDEDE to discuss KD’s actions earlier tonight and from what I am being told he wants to give a brief message about it. We’ll be switching to his office in a second but first I have to give my thoughts on that because man, I don’t know what to make of all this, first Kevin Devastation comes as a guest and doesn’t want trouble. Nathan Fiora takes exemption and attacks him twice stealing his Hall Of Fame ring, and now a man who is not an employee here – this isn’t even a boss vs employee like what Kenny just did – has cost a Voltage Elitist a FPV match. What does our chairman do from here?

Kawajai: Well Nick I’ll tell you this, Mr. DEDEDE has to keep KD away, I mean he doesn’t work here, he is in no shape to have a match, and honestly I don’t wanna see another Hall Of Famer get permanently injured this year.

(We cut to the backstage area where a visibly frustrated Mr. DEDEDE wearing an all black t-shirt with his cuban linx “Gawd Chain” on is standing in front of the camera trying to gather his thoughts. He paces around the room with his head down for a moment, but finally stops and begins to speak up.)

Mr. DEDEDE: Alright, I’ve wanted to keep my hand out of Voltage affairs after the whole Chris Elite issue but I’ve been dragged into this in recent weeks and so I must comment. I’ve had just about enough and if Kenny isn’t going to do something then I will. First of all Nathan Fiora, there will be consequences for what you have done. That is first on the agenda today, and as far as I am concerned just be lucky I am not gonna suspend you for how you have treated one of our own, much less a member of the crowd. To me that isn’t becoming of an EAW Elitist, and call it a bit biased if you will but you had to do it to somebody who I’ve been friends with for many years. As far as Kevin Devastation costing you your match tonight, let’s just say I have personally seen to it that KD will be banned from EAW arenas for the near future. Even though he’s my boy, and even though he’s a legend, Kevin should know by now that he is no better than anybody else and can’t just do whatever he wants here. He has been taken away by security tonight, but trust me Kev, I will personally deliver you your Hall Of Fame ring back to you in one week’s time.

(Mr. DEDEDE’s young, attractive assistant who clearly isn’t qualified for her job steps into view and calls over Mr. DEDEDE to speaks to him. She puts her clipboard up to her face and whispers in his ear as we can see Mr. DEDEDE’s expression progressively worsen from what he hears.)

Mr. DEDEDE: GOD DAMN IT, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS, SEND SOMEBODY BACK THERE AND GET HIM OUTTA MY BUILDING, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME MAN…THAT’S THE LINE YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE CROSSED.

(A camera is seen backstage running towards a few security guards who are laid out on the ground, as a Harley can be heard revving and taking off. The camera pans and sees Kevin Devastation riding through the backstage area. We cut back to the office and Mr. DEDEDE has taken it upon himself to leave and meet KD personally.)

Nick Angel: Oh my god, Kevin Devastation is back, damn it Kev they will arrest you man. I know it’s a pride thing but think of your family. Hell think of your health!

(Kevin Devastation is seen riding out through the hallways as stage hands and agents move out of the way to avoid being in his path. He keeps on going but is forced to stop suddenly as he is staring straight towards Mr. DEDEDE who is gesturing for him to get off the bike. Kevin takes his sunglasses off and throws them down as he steps toward Mr. DEDEDE and gets face to face with him.)

Kevin Devastation: I am gonna talk, and brother you are gonna listen to–

Mr. DEDEDE: I DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO ANYTHING KEV, I TOLD YOU LIKE I MEANT IT…YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED AWAY AND LET ME HANDLE IT! Now I gotta answer to board members, to investors, hell to talent that you or any other non employees of this company can just come in here and assault them, or apparently security I’ve hired for the show. You’re part of the EAW family yes, but you’re not gonna disrespect me or my company. I don’t care if Nathan Fiora made you his bitch or not. I have told you and I have told you there is no way i’m giving you a contract, no way I am gonna sign you…HE ALMOST CRIPPLED YOU IN LESS THAN TWO MINUTES.

Kevin Devastation: SHUT UP!!! You think I don’t know what happened? You think I don’t know what I had to wear for a week? But let me tell you this Ryan, I don’t give a damn what may happen to me…or if I’m in a wheelchair for the rest of my life. FOR ONCE I WAS HAPPY NOT BEING HERE…FOR ONCE I DIDN’T NEED TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. I WAS HAPPILY RETIRED UNTIL THAT PUNK ASS BOY YOU GOT WORKING HERE STEPPED TO ME. So allow me to say this as clearly as I can man…

(Kevin Devastation steps right into Mr. DEDEDEs face.)

Kevin Devastation: From Frank Murphy to Ryan Adams…either I bust him up here, and you can make some money off of it…OOOORRRRR…I can bust that bitch up outside in the parking lot and I will go to jail.

Mr. DEDEDE:…Firstly get the fuck outta my face, muthafucka I’m The Gawd. You don’t talk to me like I’m your side bitch, this isn’t th–

(Kevin Devastation shoves the chairman.)

Kevin Devastation: OR WHAT?! YOU GONNA INJURE ME TOO BRO?

Kawajai: KEVIN PUSHED MR. DEDEDE RIGHT UP AGAINST THE WALL! OH MY GOD MR. DEDEDE JUST STRUCK KEVIN DEVASTATION!!! AND KEVIN DEVASTATION STUMBLES BACKWARDS BUT COMES BACK WITH A STRAIGHT LEFT HAND!! AND THE FIGHT IS ON HERE FOLKS, THIS THING HAS BROKEN DOWN AT SHOCK VALUE!

Nick Angel: Security hits the scene and separates the two quickly before things escalate! Kevin Devastation needs to be arrested for this, he just assaulted our Chairman, this is a man obsessed with proving himself! He does not want to be thought of as a useless old man! Both guys are being held back and yelling at each other! AND HERE COMES DEDEDE’S YOUNG INTERN SECRETARY WITH MORE BACK UP!! AND SHE IS MOTIONING FOR HELP! AND HERE COMES ARENA SECURITY MAKING WAY TO THE SCENE, I MIGHT JUST BE RIGHT IN KEVIN GETTING JAILED, HE BROKE IN AND NOW HAS ATTACKED TWO PEOPLE! THEY MEET WITH SECURITY AND TAKE OVER THE SITUATION SEPARATING DEDEDE AND DEVASTATION AGAIN, CUFFING KEVIN IN THE PROCESS.

Kawajai: And it’s over, finally Kevin Devastation is getting arrested and taken away here! Kevin should have left it alone, took his lumps and moved on but now he is looking like a lunatic —

Mr. DEDEDE(grabbing one of the officers by the shoulder) : STOP…STOP, stop just a minute.

(The arena security stop and face Kevin Devastation toward Mr. DEDEDE as he has a bit of blood trailing down the corner of his mouth.)

Mr. DEDEDE: You know I have every right to press charges here, every right to have you banned from this company for life, but I’m gonna do you one worse. Neck brace and all, crippled and all, maybe I do wanna see this KD compete. Fuck it, it’s your well being not mine – you wanna fight Fiora? So here it is, you have a contract for ONE match! You get one shot Kev, that’s it. So officers please uncuff my newest employee. We can talk details later Kev, just go and clean yourself up.

(The arena security guards uncuff Kevin as he walks over to his Harley and looks at Mr. DEDEDE again.)

Mr. DEDEDE: Oh…and to give you every fighting chance Big Kev I figured I would let you know he kind of match you’ll be having. You might remember it, hell you invented it here…KEVIN DEVASTATION VS NATHAN FIORA…HOUSE OF HORRORS!!

Nick Angel: OH MY GOD, MR DEDEDE JUST SIGNED KEVIN DEVASTATION FOR ONE MATCH…ONE HOUSE OF HORRORS MATCH AGAINST NATHAN FIORA TO STAND UP FOR HIS LEGACY!!

(Kevin Devastation has a smirk on his face as he gets on that bike and starts it up. He speeds off out of the building as we fade out.)

[5 MINUTE INTERMISSION: Stephen takes center stage with Talib Kweli and KillaGraham to perform “Crossfire Part 2”!]

(We return to ringside for the final time as Rebecca Sawyer stands in the center of the ring, awaiting her cue.)

Rebecca Sawyer: The following contest is our MAIN EVENT of the evening and is a Shock Collar I Quit Match….FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

(“Kick In The Door” by The Notorious B.I.G. plays as the crowd stands up and cheers for the hyped up entrance of Chris Elite, who shoots up onto the stage with Big Mike in tow. He’s wearing his pink mink coat given to him by Killa Cam and spins around to show that it has been updated with words patched in which say “Big Bhris”. Chris Elite struts down the ramp and then slides into the ring, giving one big pose to the audience.)

Rebecca Sawyer: Introducing first, the challenger, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 210 pounds…..he is “Gawd Given Greatness”………CHHHHRRRRRIIIIISSSSSSS ELLLLIIITTTTEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Nick Angel: Chris Elite has never been in a situation like this, a main event Pay-Per-View match for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. In all of his years he hasn’t seen himself in a position like this but it’s not like this match is any different to him, this is coming naturally! Chris looks like he’s in his element. These fans in the crowd are his people, this is his ring, this is his match and he’s ready to rock it! That should be a given though with the stipulation. This is unlike anything in EAW. In this match, both competitors will have collars placed around their necks which will shock them when activated. Recently the collars have been changed to shock when impactful moves are delivered but the signature event of this match up is how you will be shocked intensely and continuously when put into a submission. Whoever can not handle the match any longer will say “I Quit” and give the match to their opponent.

(“Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin plays as Jamie O’Hara steps out onto the stage with Cameron Ella Ava by his side. He unbuckles the World Heavyweight Championship from around his waist and holds the belt up with pride, draping it over his shoulder and then walking down the ramp. He goes up the stairs and enters the ring with Chris, leaving Cam at ringside with Mike.)

Rebecca Sawyer: And introducing the champion, from Melbourne, Australia, weighing in at 190 pounds……..he is the EAW World Heavyweight Champion…..Isseiki Ni Ichido; “Once In a Century”…..JAAAAMMMMIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE O’HARRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Kawajai: Our World Champion, Jamie O’Hara, has arrived and he is accompanied by Cameron this evening, the woman who helped suggest this match to Chris. This is a man who when it comes to the words “I Quit”, it goes against everything he stands for. Jamie O’Hara would never want to say someone is superior to him or made him feel vulnerable. Jamie O’Hara has convinced himself that he has no equal! Lately Jamie O’Hara has been all about numbers with how long he has went without a loss and the length of his history making reign. Jamie O’Hara wants to run Voltage with an iron fist, he wants to go down as the greatest to ever do this and right now Chris Elite is stopping him from continuing his crusade! The problem is they’re both just as stubborn so this may go all night; or not even start, I’d be scared to put those collars on if I were them.

(Both men stand in their respective corners as the referee places the collars around their necks carefully. With them both now having them on he goes and signals for the bell to start things off.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Nick Angel: The bell has rung and our World Heavyweight Championship match is underway! Jamie O’Hara and Chris Elite stand across from each other, looking their opponent in the eyes from opposite corners of the ring. Chris Elite stretches and bounces around on the balls of his feet in preparation, meanwhile Cameron Ella Ava is standing up on the apron and whispering into Jamie’s ear, perhaps giving him some advice for the match ahead. Jamie is discussing with her and exchanging glances from the corner of his eye, but keep in mind that he is also making sure that no matter what, he does not lose his main focus on Chris. Big Mike is yelling from his corner, telling Cameron to stop with her coaching as she gives an ear splitting scream in return to have him mind his business! Jamie O’Hara takes that moment to fully pay attention to Cameron and that’s the opening Chris Elite needs! He loads up the clip — HERE COMES BIG BHRIS!

Kawajai: Watch out Jamie! Here comes Chris Elite with the “Who Shot Ya” NUMBER TWO! That shotgun dropkick hits Jamie O’Hara square in the chest and sends him crashing back into his corner with force, that shock collar of his going off as he feels a quick jolt almost immediately! Jamie hits those turnbuckles hard, bouncing off of them and then stumbling around into the middle of the ring as Chris Elite runs past him, hits the ropes and then speeds up behind him, catching up to Jamie with a one handed bulldog! Whoa, wait! Jamie O’Hara puts his hands up in front of his face, I assumed at first to block some of that fall but as Chris released him, Jamie used those hands to push himself up off of the canvas and do a forward flip, landing on his feet and saving himself from the impact! Jamie O’Hara is on a vertical base looking very proud of himself as Chris, the one who looked to deliver the move, is on the ground! Chris will not let Jamie O’Hara be smug for long though! A sweep of the leg by Chris Elite and that definitely laid out the Champion!

Nick Angel: The collar with a light shock there as that may have proved to be an assist to Jamie, he immediately shoots up with a kip up! Chris Elite with a second leg sweep to take him down again but Jamie O’Hara telegraphs it and jumps over the leg! Roundhouse kick to the back of the head by Jamie O’Hara! Chris Elite is slumped over but remains on his knees! Jamie O’Hara is confident that Chris is out on his feet and so he hits the ropes, rebounding right back to the challenger — but the challenger wakes up as he gets close to him! SCOOP SLAM BY CHRIS ELITE! THE COLLAR IS TRIGGERED ONCE MORE AS JAMIE O’HARA SHAKES ABOUT, ROLLING AWAY AND GETTING TO HIS FEET AS HE DECIDES TO RETREAT! Chris Elite stays on him though and OH! Jamie O’Hara buys himself some time as he points his fingers out and pokes Chris in the eyes, blinding him! Jamie O’Hara steps between the ropes and then heads to the outside to get a breather! Mike is telling Jamie to fight fair here but really, there are no rules other than the match ending with somebody quitting, you gotta do what you can to stay in the game!

Kawajai: Jamie O’Hara is being asked by Cam if he’s alright, those shocks while small can definitely be disorienting and they add up, especially with the more impactful moves like that scoop slam! The referee leans over the ropes to check his status and see if he wants to quit but that’s pretty much a formality as there’s no chance in hell Jamie would give up this early on. With his head clear he is ready to re-enter the ring. He goes to head back in — but Chris Elite has recovered and goes running at him with a baseball slide! Jamie O’Hara backs away following that as Chris Elite runs off again, looking to circle back to Jamie so that he can shoot through the ropes FOR A SUICIDE DIVE, BUT NO! Jamie O’Hara walks away!

Nick Angel: Chris Elite almost stuck his head through those ropes but he saw Jamie O’Hara move and stopped himself! Having put the brakes on his advances, Chris Elite slows down and steps onto the apron, calling Jamie O’Hara over so that he can come at him with a drive by kick! Jamie O’Hara ducks it though and goes to grab Chris by the leg, yanking him down off of the apron and putting him onto his shoulders! Jamie O’Hara tosses Chris Elite across ringside with a powerbomb! Chris Elite with the save as he flips onto his feet! He rushes at Jamie O’Hara! Big boot to the face by Jamie before Chris can attack him! Chris Elite was spun around by that hit but he shakes the blow off and spins back to Jamie so he can carry on with his approach! But Jamie O’Hara was there waiting for him with a slingblade! Jamie with his first big move of the match as he sets off Chris’ shock collar from the fall! Chris Elite does his best to shake it off but his pain is not through, as he rolls onto his hands and knees, Jamie slips into view with a sliding spike DDT onto that hard floor! Chris Elite’s head audibly smacked against the concrete! The referee heads out to check on him but Mike is giving his two cents!

Big Mike: (w/o mic) Nah, nah, nah! No need to even ask him, he’s good! Chris has been through worse – COME ON MAN!

Kawajai: Jamie O’Hara giving Chris Elite’s best friend the death glare to make him back away as he picks Chris up and then flings him into the steel ring steps as a follow up….UGH, AND A RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE SMUSHING CHRIS BETWEEN HIM AND THOSE STEPS! Jamie bringing the viciousness almost as if to show off and make Mike look at what he made him do. The managers are most likely going to play a role in changing up the atmosphere for this match. Chris Elite removes himself from that uncomfortable spot against the steel steps, but then Jamie O’Hara drops down and digs his knee dip into Chris’ spine! Jamie O’Hara is on top of Chris, pressing his weight down upon his opponent as Chris squirms and MY GOODNESS! JAMIE O’HARA WITH RAPID FIRE FOREARMS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! THOSE DO NOT SOUND GOOD AT ALL! JAMIE TRYING TO CRACK OPEN THE SKULL OF CHRIS ELITE AS HE USES HIS FREE HAND AND LIFTS CHRIS’ HEAD UP! A VARIANT OF THE CAMEL CLUTCH APPLIED! WE HAVE A SUBMISSION, OUR FIRST SUBMISSION OF THE MATCH! HERE WE GO! THE ELECTRICITY OF THE COLLAR IS GOING CRAZY! CHRIS ELITE IS BEING SHOCKED FOR THE MAX AS THAT SUBMISSION IS BEING APPLIED! THE REFEREE IS IN VIEW AND IS ASKING IF CHRIS ELITE WANTS TO QUIT, HE HAS THAT MIC TO CHRIS’ FACE!

Chris Elite: Errggggg….NOOOOO!!!

Nick Angel: Chris Elite is wriggling around! He’s getting out from under Jamie O’Hara! Chris Elite is moving about frantically and beginning to crawl out of the submission as Jamie O’Hara is losing his grip! Chris Elite is starting to stand up… and he’s taking Jamie O’Hara with him! Jamie isn’t letting go! JAMIE O’HARA IS UP IN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION! THE SUBMISSION IS BROKEN AS CHRIS WALKS AROUND WITH THE HELPLESS JAMIE O’HARA WHO HAS NO CLUE WHAT IS NEXT — OH MY GOD! CHRIS ELITE SUDDENLY GOES RUNNING, MAKING A SHARP TURN AND SMASHING JAMIE FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST THAT THEY ARE NEXT TO! Jamie ran right into that! He almost turns into deadweight on Chris’ shoulder, leaning back in a seesaw battle of consciousness, but he guts it out and sits up.

Kawajai: That determination is something Chris admires only because it sets Jamie up for more punishment! Chris is showing some great strength as he powers through and maintains holding all of that weight up…..he bends the knees and lets out a breath of air….and then LAUNCHES JAMIE O’HARA INTO THE RING POST, NOT EVEN LETTING HIM BUMP INTO IT THIS TIME! Jamie O’Hara hits it but hold on, LOOK! Jamie O’Hara puts his arms around the post, swinging over onto the ring apron! Chris Elite can’t believe it! He looks to turn the corner to get at Jamie but before he can reach him, Jamie shoots his legs through the space between the top and middle turnbuckle and comes out the other end! Chris Elite almost caught him but Jamie evaded him just in time! Chris sees Jamie standing in the spot he just came from and goes back to grab our Champion but it won’t be necessary it seems! Jamie O’Hara runs up the steps to meet him in the middle, FLYING AT CHRIS WITH A CLOTHESLINE! WHAT A HIT! CHRIS ELITE GOT TURNED INSIDE OUT FROM THAT! Jamie O’Hara is quick to rise back up to his feet, placing the dazed Chris Elite between his knees AND POWERBOMB RIGHT ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON WITH AUTHORITY! THE COLLAR LIGHTING UP AS CHRIS TAKES A SHOCK FOR GOOD MEASURE! CHRIS ELITE IS CURLED UP IN A BALL AND CRINGING IN PAIN AS JAMIE O’HARA IS NOW STOMPING ON CHRIS AND IS SHOUTING IN HIS FACE WITH ENCOURAGEMENT FROM CAMERON!

Jamie O’Hara: Take the easy way out, there’s no need to waste my time. SAY IT ALREADY! SAVE…..(stomp)……YOURSELF….(stomp)…..THE EMBARRASSMENT!

(With those last words Jamie O’Hara hits a knee drop straight to the stomach of Chris Elite, knocking the wind out of him as he struggles for air, his body twisted up on the floor while Jamie O’Hara demands the referee come over and ask him how he’s doing.)

Referee: Chris, do you —

Chris Elite: Fuck OFF!

Nick Angel: Well we see how he stands as of now. Jamie O’Hara is shaking his head as if he’s disappointed, pushing the referee out of the way; RUNNING FOR MOMENTUM AND GETTING A CLEAR SHOT TO DELIVER A KNEELING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AT POINT BLANK RANGE! JESUS CHRIST! Jamie O’Hara damn near knocked Chris Elite out there! Jamie O’Hara then grabs Chris Elite by the hand and yanks him up – Chris just cracked his head against the steel foundation under the ring because of Jamie’s carelessness – and Jamie slings Chris Elite over his shoulder! Jamie moves his body around, getting him in the right position…..GORILLA PRESS ON CHRIS; JAMIE SENDS CHRIS BACK INTO THE RING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! Chris Elite goes tumbling, a shock to go with the initial fall, rolling around the canvas until getting settled on his back and taking a moment to rest.

Kawajai: That is a moment that Chris Elite does not have. Jamie O’Hara leaps up onto the apron, firmly grips the ropes, and slingshots him back into the ring, landing on Chris Elite with a senton! Jamie O’Hara continues to lay on top of Chris THROWING HIS ELBOW BACK, HITTING CHRIS SQUARE IN THE MOUTH! Jamie rolled back that elbow pad before he did it too! That’s one way to shut Chris’ big mouth up! Jamie gets off of Chris, leaving him to favor his jaw and pick himself up. Chris is getting back to a vertical base and is just starting to shake the cobwebs…BUT JAMIE PUSHES HIM DOWN, FLAT ON HIS FACE! Jamie O’Hara keeps Chris grounded by pressing him up against the mat, getting his hands under Chris’ body in a waist lock while he keeps his dominance….AND THEN DEADLIFTING HIM UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! THE COLLAR ACTING UP THE WORST IT’S EVER HAD FOR A MOVE AS CHRIS DAMN NEAR LANDED ON HIS NECK ON TOP OF THAT! Chris briefly convulses, feeling the effects of that shock as the referee gets in his face and checks to see if he’ll quit! Chris brings his hand up and swipes it in the air, knocking the microphone out of the referee’s hand as he can’t even be bothered to tell the referee “no”.

Nick Angel: Already looking tired of this routine, Jamie O’Hara goes to pick Chris Elite up to dish out more punishment — CHRIS ELITE SURPRISES HIM WITH AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE SIDE OF THE SKULL! Jamie O’Hara was so caught off guard that he almost fell over but he was able to regain his balance! He sees Chris getting to eye level with him and throws a punch! Chris Elite blocks the fist! He returns with a punch of his own! A SECOND punch of his own! Then a shoot kick! A SPINNING BACKFIST SOON AFTER AND AS CHRIS COMPLETES HIS ROTATION FROM THAT SPIN HE CAPS IT OFF WITH A LARIAT! CHRIS IS LAYING DOWN NEXT TO THE HEAP THAT IS JAMIE’S BODY IN EXHAUSTION, HAVING RUN OFF PURE ADRENALINE IN THAT MOMENT! THAT WAS THE SERIES KNOWN AS THE 5 BOROUGH COMBINATION! Chris Elite is on his stomach, looking around and doing his best to will himself up. Big Mike is cheering him on, clapping his hands and getting the crowd to join in on supporting him! Chris Elite is up on his knees and makes his way over to the legs of Jamie O’Hara. He’s got one of Jamie’s boots! He stands up with Jamie’s foot clutched in his arms…..AND HE TWISTS THAT FOOT IN AN ANKLE LOCK! CHRIS ELITE APPLYING HIS FIRST SUBMISSION OF THE MATCH AND THE EYES OF JAMIE GO WIDE AS HE WAKES UP WITH AN INTENSE PAIN!

Kawajai: That’s not the only pain he has to focus on! The collar is beeping, the lights are on to indicate it’s going off! A continuous, powerful shock is going on throughout this submission! You can see Jamie O’Hara visibly react as the sensation goes all over his body! Jamie O’Hara is shaking about and twitching from what he is going through but even with all of that squirming Chris Elite does not let his grip loosen even just a little bit! Chris Elite is remaining stone faced, jerking that foot about, bending it back a notch more and more, twisting it about with harder force each time too! Jamie O’Hara is shouting in pain as he is now on the other end of what he did to Chris earlier with that camel clutch! That looks worse than that actually, Chris is not letting up! ANOTHER BEND OF THE ANKLE, THIS TIME FURTHER BACK THAN EVER BEFORE! THE COLLAR IS CONTINUING TO GO OFF! THE REFEREE HAS TO INTERVENE AT THIS POINT! HE DROPS DOWN WITH THAT MICROPHONE IN HIS HANDS AND GETS CLOSE TO JAMIE!

Referee: Jamie O’Hara, do you quit?

Jamie O’Hara: Get that mic out of my face you idiot!

Nick Angel: Jamie O’Hara is not ready to quit! He’s just closing his eyes and gritting his teeth, doing what he can to block out the pain, I just know he is focusing on that World Heavyweight Championship in his mind and the record breaking reign he’s wanting to extend to new heights! Quitting goes against the pride that Jamie O’Hara has and so he is weathering the storm with every fiber of his being! CHRIS ELITE JUST TWISTED JAMIE’S ANKLE SO BAD THAT JAMIE’S WHOLE BODY JUST MOVED WITH IT, CHRIS NEARLY PUT JAMIE’S WHOLE BODY TO THE SIDE BEFORE HE TURNED HIM BACK ONTO HIS ABDOMEN! CHRIS APPLYING PRESSURE, BENDING THE ANKLE FORWARD NOW! JAMIE LETS OUT A SHOUT, AT THE SAME TIME HE IS SHAKING AS THAT COLLAR IS DOING IT’S WORST! THIS IS EXCRUCIATING! Cameron Ella Ava is looking like she’s ready to rush into that ring but Mike is getting near her, keeping a close watch on her! Jamie is on his own here! Jamie is pounding his hands on the ground for a distraction, taking advantage of there being no risk of tapping out. It’s not a big enough of a distract though, Chris is growing restless and is literally tilting forward to put more weight on that bend! Chris is not going to stop, he is relentless with each round of this sick game he’s playing. Chris is looking like a killer, his feet gathering traction against the floor with how much he’s pushing! Looking at this is pure insanity! Jamie has been getting shocked for way too long, he’s gotta be going numb! The referee puts that mic back into his face, reminding him that this can all stop with the utterance of two words!

Cameron Ella Ava: (no mic) DON’T YOU EVEN DARE JAMIE, I SWEAR TO GOD!

Kawajai: I doubt Jamie needs to be told that, at this point Jamie isn’t even letting out a peep, he can’t even shout anything out! Jamie is biting his hand now to keep himself from even being able to say “I Quit”! Chris with one more tug at that ankle! Jamie O’Hara sinks his teeth further into his hand, his knuckles beginning to bleed! The discipline being put on display here! Jamie’s face is turning red, he’s shivering….he removes his hand from his mouth, slams his arms against the canvas and lets out a battle cry….AS HE FLIPS OVER! JAMIE O’HARA WITH ONE SUDDEN MOVEMENT TURNS OVER ONTO HIS BACK, JAMIE LITERALLY FORCING HIS WAY OUT OF THE SUBMISSION WITH SHEER DRIVE! Chris Elite is trying to turn him back to no avail! Chris Elite leans in…AND IS FLIPPED OVER HIMSELF WITH AN ARM DRAG! Jamie O’Hara hops up, practically on one leg, and with what little he has left does his best to hustle as he runs into the ropes, looking to beat Chris to the punch before he realizes what just happened! Jamie O’Hara sees Chris turn around and he knows he has got to do something….IN EXCELSISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! THE RUNNING KNEE OUT OF NOWHERE, CHRIS’ HEAD WHIPS BACK HARSHLY AS HE FALLS OVER INSTANTLY! JAMIE O’HARA MADE THAT ONE SHOT COUNT, DELIVERING ONE OF HIS BEST KNEES I’VE SEEN THIS SEASON! CHRIS IS ON HIS BACK, LOOKING UP AT THE LIGHTS, HIS EYES WIDE OPEN, HIS MOUTH SUCKING IN AIR AS HIS NOSE IS COMPLETELY BLOODIED! DAMN IT, SOMEHOW THIS HAS BEEN TURNED INTO AN EVEN PLAYING FIELD! Both men are on the canvas, even with that In Excelsis you have to think who gets up first is in question depending on the condition of that ankle – it has to be mangled up after all of that!

Kawajai: It is but you know that won’t get in the way as long as Jamie is still awake – and awake he is! Our Champion, Jamie O’Hara is stirring! Jamie O’Hara groans in pain as he puts his head up and looks at his ankle, nursing the injury and smacking it about, hoping to get some feeling back and have that leg moving normally again. Jamie rolls his eyes in annoyance, you’d think this was more just an inconvenience to him and his defense than a potentially serious injury with how he just treated it, and he goes to sit up! Jamie O’Hara is sat up and the first thing he sees is Chris Elite with his eyes glazed over….Jamie smiles….he’s holding back a snicker…..he’s breaking out in laughter! It’s setting in how Jamie escaped and turned the tables on his opponent! I don’t know what to make of this! He’s either lost his mind from all of the abuse or is relieved beyond comprehension! Jamie can’t control himself with how amused he is — and then his face turns into a menacing expression! This is time to get some revenge after Jamie had to spend all of those minutes going through that pain! Jamie O’Hara crawls his way over to Chris Elite, rolls him over, locks his legs around Chris’ right arm….and then locks his hands around Chris’ face, pressing in that nose that he just battered with his knee! CROSSFACE! JAMIE O’HARA HAS A CROSSFACE IN! JAMIE O’HARA REARING BACK ON THE SUBMISSION AS CHRIS’ HEAD GOES BACK, HIS NECK STRETCHED AS YOU CAN SEE HIS COLLAR BLINKING OFF! HE’S ON THE RECEIVING END OF THOSE SHOCKS ONCE MORE, THE COLLAR BUZZING WITH NO END FOR THE DURATION OF THIS SUBMISSION! THE REFEREE IS IN VIEW ASKING IF HE’LL QUIT — BUT YOU CAN JUST SEE SPIT FLYING UP AND LANDING ON THE REFEREE! THE REFEREE TAKES THE HINT AND WALKS OFF!

Nick Angel: Chris Elite feels genuinely insulted each time he is asked if he wants to quit, it’s not in his vocabulary! Jamie is looking to force those words out of his mouth though as he removes his crossed hands away from Chris’ face, and then swings them back directly into the bridge of the nose and falls back on the submission harder than ever! Those two fists collided together into Chris’ nose as blood is leaking between the fingers of Jamie’s laced hands! The breathes of Chris becoming infrequent as every time he goes to get some air, the shock kicks in and takes everything out of him! The strain Chris Elite is experiencing, I do not envy him! Jamie O’Hara is being fueled by anger as he carries on excessively with that crossface! He’s looking like he’s hurting himself with how much of his energy he’s putting into wearing down Chris Elite! Chris Elite sputters and he gasps for air! He uses his free hand to pry at Jamie’s lock! He’s pulling at the bicep, wanting to get those arms of Jamie’s off of him! Jamie’s grip is lessening! Jamie is about to free him but just before he lets go he finds his placing once more and reapplies it! WAIT! CHRIS ELITE TURNS OVER! CHRIS ELITE IS ROLLING AROUND THE RING WITH JAMIE O’HARA ATTACHED TO HIM, GOING AND GOING UNTIL THEY HIT THE ROPES AND BY THEN THE ROLLING MADE JAMIE LET GO OF THAT CROSSFACE! Chris Elite is free and about to get away but Jamie lunges for him, hoping to make a recovery and get a limb for a submission!

Kawajai: Jamie O’Hara has Chris Elite’s hand but Chris is determined to get away! Jamie is barely holding on as Chris moves forward! Jamie holds on for dear life, this is a tug of war with Chris Elite’s arm, if this keeps going it might pop out of his socket! Chris Elite is starting to give in and lose the exchange as Jamie starts to inch up that arm, pulling in more and more! Jamie has both hands on Chris Elite’s wrist and brings him in….wait a minute…a wrist lock, NOOOO — KINGSLLLLAYYYYYEEEERRRRRR! JAMIE O’HARA TRANSITIONING INTO A SET UP FOR THAT JUMPING BICYCLE KNEE, THE ULTIMATE MOVE IN HIS ARSENAL GETTING PULLED OUT FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!

Nick Angel: BUT NOBODY IS HOME! Jamie O’Hara transitioned out of the wrist lock, he jumped for the follow up, but nothing was there! Chris Elite had enough wherewithal to duck down and get past Jamie, going under the knee with an evasive combat roll and not stopping until he was behind Jamie. Jamie lands on his feet not knowing what just happened as Chris rolls forward onto his feet! Chris appears to know Jamie is about to turn around like he has eyes in the back of his head, he falls back…and does a roll in reverse!? Chris is rolling back to where he was, heading over to Jamie and then popping up to nail Jamie O’Hara with a pele! The Headshot! WOWWWWW. The timing, the sense of where he was in the ring, the precision, it all lined up perfectly! Jamie O’Hara is spaghetti legged from that hit! He’s punching in front of himself but Chris is not even close to him, his perception has been blurred here and Chris picks up on that. Chris decides to get close to Jamie O’Hara now….AND HITS HIM WITH THE BOX OFFICE SMASH! A TEXTBOOK SUPERKICK BY CHRIS ELITE THAT WILL PUT JAMIE O’HARA DOWN ON THE MAT….OR NOT! Jamie O’Hara fell back into those ropes! Instead of a hard floor and a jolt from the fall, Jamie is saved by the ropes bouncing him right back onto his feet; on the flip side he’s on his feet and in front of Chris Elite still! THE ELITE CUTTER! Chris Elite does not stop there….CHRIS ELITE PUTS JAMIE O’HARA IN THE KOJI CLUTCH! This sequence looks familiar….this was lifted straight from Mr. DEDEDE! Chris Elite taking some notes from his Road to Redemption match having kept in mind how effective this move is and made to sure to master it it appears. Chris is squeezing the life out of Jamie like he were a boa constrictor! THAT COLLAR IS SOUNDING OFF TOO! Jamie with a yelp! It’s impossible to get used to this!

Kawajai: It’s definitely a great deterrent though! Jamie O’Hara is motivated to get out of that as soon as possible, he is not in the mood to do this again! Jamie O’Hara is leveraging himself out of this! He’s parting Chris’ leg lock and reaches out, officially breaking the submission and stopping the shocks as he scoops Chris up off of the canvas, turning his dire situation into a SPINNING FISSSHHHERRMMMAAANNNN’SSSS BUSSTEEERRRRRRRR!!! DEATH, DECAY AND WINDY DAYS! Jamie O’Hara frees himself and just to make sure he stays down he stuns Chris Elite with a snapmare! Jamie O’Hara is standing up, limping, hands bloody, face tired, his body sensitive from all of the shocks – just all around tired of everything in this match!

Jamie O’Hara: (no mic) Fuck this, I’m done. No more of this, bullshit. Get this collar off me. CAM — [turns inaudible]

Nick Angel: It’s hard to make out what Jamie O’Hara is saying but he is shouting instructions at Cameron Ella Ava who scampers off around ringside and then goes under the tarped off side of the ring to start digging! Big Mike is tipped off, he’s going around the ring to follow her, she sees him coming and starts to search more frantically; SHE’S FOUND WHAT SHE’S WANTED! Cameron Ella Ava has a tool box! Cameron Ella Ava grabs the tool box and starts to speed around the ring with Mike in pursuit. She’s opening up the box and looking around inside of it. She happens upon a hammer which she raises up above her head to present proudly to the crowd, and then tosses it into the ring as Jamie O’Hara catches it in his hand! This can’t be good! Chris has become wise to what Jamie has in his hand and sneaks up on his opponent, but Jamie reacts fast! SHOTEI!!! Jamie buying himself some more time there, Chris is at his mercy and he has that hammer in his hand! Jamie holds that hammer up!…And he turns it on himself? Jamie is taking the claw of the hammer and working over his shock collar, trying to break it apart! You’re kidding me! Jamie doesn’t want to risk those shocks ever again! The referee is in his ear, telling him not to do with this, saying how it goes against the rules, against the integrity of the match, but Jamie does not care! Come on, his camp was the side that suggested this match, now he’s stepping around the concept of it?

Kawajai: Hey, the end game is simply getting an “I Quit” when it all comes down to it! What’s the referee going to do – disqualify him? The man’s hands are tied, there’s nothing allowing him to enforce boundaries! Jamie O’Hara keeps scraping that collar with the claw of his hammer until he hears a click! The collar was just damaged at the hinges! The collar is broken as the lights on it go dim and then slowly die out entirely. That thing is fried! Jamie O’Hara touches those loose hinges with his bare hands, pulls them apart and pops the collar open! He’s out! Jamie O’Hara feels up his neck which is red from where that collar used to be, letting the air touch it for the first time since this match began! This has got to be freeing! Meanwhile Chris Elite is disadvantaged with still having that collar on! Mike is calling B.S. and going to help his friend but can’t get to him in time before Jamie gets his hands on him! GLORY GLORY! THAT HALF NELSON LIFTED INTO AN OLYMPIC SLAM! CHRIS’ COLLAR ACTIVATES THERE! This is a genius strategy by Jamie, you have to give it to him! Jamie O’Hara is giving himself a round of applause! He then makes a cutthroat gesture signifying the end! He picks Chris Elite up in fireman’s carry position, giving him the heads up to see if he wants to quit, but Chris is refusing to even answer! Jamie shrugs it off and is ready to have him face the consequences! COUNTDOWN TO MIDNIGHT, THE INVERTED DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!

Nick Angel: COOUUUNNTEERRRR!!! Chris Elite drops down onto a vertical base, gets behind Jamie O’Hara and then hops onto his shoulders for the REVERSE HURRICANRANA! JAMIE O’HARA GOT SPIKED LIKE A FOOTBALL JUST THEN! Jamie O’Hara was not expecting that at all and in a panic he goes under the bottom rope to get away! Cameron Ella Ava and him huddle up to formulate the next plan of attack but they better turn around! They have to answer to a chair wielding Big Mike who is pissed off over Jamie O’Hara cheating the system with that collar tactic! He’s walking over to that duo with evil intention! Jamie O’Hara’s self preservation is at its height! He makes a mad dash for the guard rail and hops the barricade into the audience! Cameron Ella Ava splits off and keeps her distance at ringside! Big Mike just scared both of them off and he heads over to check on Chris who is not doing too hot! Mike is urging Chris to capitalize!

Kawajai: Mike has Chris by his collar….HUH!? BIG MIKE IS BREAKING THE SHOCK COLLAR WITH HIS BARE HANDS! HE JUST TORE IT OFF! CHRIS IS FREE OF THE COLLAR JUST LIKE JAMIE O’HARA NOW! Chris gives Big Mike his thanks and Mike grins and tells him to get going! Chris Elite sees Jamie O’Hara watching him from the front row! Chris Elite turns his attention to that, turns around. He takes a step back into his corner. Then bursts out of that corner as he takes off running….AND KEEPS RUNNING UNTIL HE GOES UP THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES, FLYING OFF OF THEM WITH A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA TO THE OUTSIDE, GOING ALL OF THE WAY INTO THE AUDIENCE AND ONTO JAMIE O’HARA! THE HANG TIME, THE DISTANCE, WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WITNESS! CHRIS JUST WENT FROM THE RING TO THE CROWD FLOOR, CRASHING DOWN ONTO JAMIE O’HARA AND EVEN HURTING HIMSELF IN THE PROCESS! THE CROWD SURROUNDS THE TWO OF THEM IN AWE! JAMIE IS WRITHING IN PAIN AND FEELING HIS BACK, CHRIS MIGHT HAVE BUMPED HIS HEAD ON THE WAY DOWN AND THAT’S A HARD AUDIENCE FLOOR, HE COULD BE CONCUSSED!

Nick Angel: The referee moved like the flash to get into the scene with the mic in his hand but there’s nobody he can ask! Neither can produce a response! Our official might be needed more for medical help than anything else! Cameron Ella Ava and Big Mike both look heavily concerned! I would have thought the two were dead if there wasn’t some slight motion going on! In Jamie’s case I mean, Chris might not be out of the woods yet in that regard as we’ve seen nothing from him since that dive!

Kawajai: No, no, no, check it out! Chris Elite is turning over! His wounds of war are being shown! So are Jamie’s as he and Chris are starting to use each other as stepping stools! Their backs bloodied and bruised, their tights are both dirtied up from the messy arena floor, this has devolved into a street brawl as they are slugging it out while hardly able to stand and still in a haze. The referee gets between them with the microphone but they both take their fists and swipe the mic away, going back to teeing off on each other! Back and forth! Both guys are on autopilot it seems, ignoring their opponents’ strikes and focusing on their responses! They can’t keep going like this! They’re picking up the pace in an attempt to outdo each other! Chris decks Jamie with all of his might! Jamie almost falls over — but he tips back into place. Hard right to the face of Chris! A brutal blow to Jamie! Jamie just got rocked badly there! Jamie turns away after that hit and with a close up on his face you can see a gash on his cheek! Chris Elite snatches Jamie O’Hara up by his hair, guides him up to his feet and tells the fans to make WAAYYYYYY; JAMIE O’HARA GETTING TOSSED STRAIGHT INTO A ROW OF CHAIRS! JAMIE’S BODY WAS JUST USED TO CLEAR THAT WHOLE SET! Chris Elite takes a walk after that, needing a couple of moments to clear his mind, probably still feeling the effects of that somersault he did. He shakes his head about and wakes himself up as when he looks up he appears confident once again! He’s ready!

Nick Angel: He comes back to retrieve Jamie O’Hara from the wreckage, but after scavenging around Jamie O’Hara has found himself a busted chair leg and in desperation he beats Chris Elite over the head with it! Chris Elite is very lackadaisical! Jamie O’Hara switches over behind him and places the chair leg to Chris Elite’s throat, pulling him down to the floor as he grapevines his legs around Chris’ torso to keep him grounded! He’s got him in a choke! The referee approaches them to do his job!

Referee: Chris, do you quit?

Chris Elite: …NO!

Nick Angel: Chris Elite turns over onto his chest, he’s pushing himself up! CHRIS ELITE FALLS BACK INTO THAT PILE OF CHAIRS WITH JAMIE TAKING THE BRUNT OF THAT! That submission is finished! Jamie O’Hara is folded up against those chairs, his back contorting in pain! Chris Elite is given a brief reprieve from that choke. He returns to his feet, picks Jamie O’Hara up, BUT JAMIE PULLING FROM THE RESERVES WITH THE BICYCLE KNEE! Chris Ellite goes walking around, not knowing where he is as Jamie O’Hara follows behind him with clubbing blows! He pulls Chris in…BACK SUPLEX ONTO THAT ARENA FLOOR! Neither man can get accustomed to landing on that, they’re both reeling! The two of them are on their fours, traveling through the crowd. Chris Elite is looking to escape up the stairs but Jamie who delivered that suplex is able to fully get up first, looking to stop Chris. He takes hold of Chris but Chris pulls him back in! Back body drop….TOSSING JAMIE ONTO THE STEPS! Jamie tries hard to keep his composure but his face says it all! Jamie O’Hara is the one inching his way up those steps now with Chris Elite being on the hunt! Chris Elite is letting Jamie go all of the way up into the stands! Chris Elite lets Jamie off here, pushing him into a row in the audience – the row right at the BALCONY!

Kawajai: I don’t like this one bit! Chris Elite baited Jamie O’Hara into this part of the arena! Jamie O’Hara goes to swing at Chris AND IS INTERRUPTED WITH THE BOX OFFICE SMASH! Jamie O’Hara falls into the hands of Chris Elite who lifts him over his head! HE’S GOT HIM UP IN THAT ONE WINGED ANGEL, THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT, AND JAMIE’S HEAD IS RIGHT PAST THE RAILING OF THAT BALCONY! IF CHRIS WERE TO LET GO OF THIS JAMIE WOULD FALL OVER! CHRIS IS TILTING THAT ONE WINGED ANGEL, TEASING JAMIE O’HARA! THE REFEREE PUTS A MICROPHONE TO HIS MOUTH! THIS MIGHT BE IT! THE TITLE IS IMPORTANT BUT SO IS SURVIVAL!

Referee: JAMIE, ARE YOU GONNA QUIT?

Jamie O’Hara: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HAVE YOU FUCKING LOST IT CHRIS —

Chris Elite: SAY IT!

Jamie O’Hara: GOD DAMN IT! I….I…I —

Nick Angel: Jamie O’Hara is struggling to come to terms with it but he’s going to have to say it!

Kawajai: Wait, the crowd just perked up, what is going on — CAMERON ELLA AVA! She just hit the scene and pulled Jamie O’Hara out of that One Winged Angel! Cameron Ella Ava hopped the barricade and darted up there to save Jamie! Chris Elite looks at her and he can’t believe it! HE HAD HIM! Chris Elite advances to her AND SHE SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE TO KEEP HIM AT BAY! Chris Elite looks like he’s about to wring her neck but hold on! KNEE TO THE BACK BY JAMIE! KNOCK BITCHES OUT FOREARM BY CAMERON! CHRIS ELITE GOES DOWN AS CAMERON AND JAMIE ARE PULLING OFF A MUGGING! IT’S ON TWO ONE ONE RIGHT NOW!

Nick Angel: Not for long! Big Mike is not too far behind Cameron! He scales up those stairs and pushes past the audience; MOWING JAMIE AND CAMERON WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Big Mike knocked both of them over in one go and is looking to check on his friend Chris’ status! She heaves Chris Elite up and rests him up against the railing. Chris is still out of it! Mike is doing her best to revive him but Cameron is not done yet! LOW BLOW TO BIG MIKE! Cameron Ella Ava gets up and she is looking very happy with herself! She gives him a few kicks in the gut for good measure. That’s all going to change though! Chris Elite is back to his senses and he sees what she is doing! Cameron Ella Ava starts to back away from Chris as he approaches…and then speeds off as she runs down the steps! Chris goes to chase her but soon calls it a quits. She’s already down a flight and he’s better off focusing on Jamie again. Chris goes back up those steps — AND TURNS RIGHT INTO AN IN EXCELSIS! JAMIE WAITING WITH THE KNEE AS CHRIS GOES TUMBLING DOWN THOSE STEPS! CHRIS IS ABLE TO CATCH HIMSELF BEFORE HE GOES DOWN TOO FAR BUT HE IS FOR SURE HURT! HE’S LUCKY HE DIDN’T BREAK HIS NECK!

Kawajai: Jamie O’Hara wants to go back down to take care of him for good but figures it’s best to dispose of Mike first. He’s been trying to stop Jamie’s plans throughout this match! Jamie fires away with knees to the body! Big Mike pushes him away and hits him with a right hook! A punch drunk Jamie wobbles around as Big Mike backs off — BIG BOOT BY BIG MIKE! OH, NO! HE MISSES – WHA, OH MY GOOODDDD!!!

Nick Angel: BIG MIKE’S LEG GOES OVER THE RAILING AND THEN JAMIE O’HARA GETS BEHIND HIM AND PUSHES HIM ALL OF THE WAY OVER, BIG MIKE WENT OVER THE BALCONY AND IS NOW DANGLING BY OTHER SIDE OF THE RAILING, BARELY SAVING HIMSELF FROM THAT FALL! BIG MIKE IS BEING HELD UP BY HIS FINGERTIPS AT THIS POINT! JAMIE O’HARA IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM AND COULD JUST PUSH HIM DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR!

Kawajai: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET INVOLVED IN THINGS THAT AREN’T YOUR BUSINESS, NICK!

Nick Angel: COME ON NOW KAWA, BIG MIKE IS IN SERIOUS DANGER HERE! CHRIS ELITE SEES WHAT IS GOING ON AND IS IN A PANIC! HE IS ON THOSE STEPS AND IS RUSHING UP TO GO HELP HIS FRIEND!

Jamie O’Hara: (w/o mic) DON’T MOVE! STAY BACK! STAY BACK!

Nick Angel: JAMIE O’HARA IS PRESSING HIS FOOT UP AGAINST MIKE’S FACE, THREATENING TO KICK HIM OFF IF CHRIS MOVES ANY FURTHER! CHRIS’ HANDS ARE TIED HERE, HE HAS TO STOP IN HIS TRACKS. IT’S LIKE WE’VE GOT A HOSTAGE SITUATION IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS MATCH!

Kawajai: That’s what this is! Chris is frustrated but he’s going to have to deal with it! Jamie has all of the power here and he is relishing in it. Jamie keeps that boot at Mike’s face and is asking the referee for that mic —

Jamie O’Hara: Listen Chris – LISTEN. I told you to stay put. Mike will be safe if you follow my instructions. Now, in just a second I’m about to hand over this microphone back to the referee and send him down the stairs to see you. He’s going to ask you, for one last time, to say that you quit. And that’s what you’re going to do. You’re going to say those two words if you want your best friend to still be mobile after tonight. Give me the victory, give up and allow for my reign to continue. Or don’t I suppose. You can say no to that referee; if you’re too prideful to lose……if continuing on with this futile fight against me means that much to you – say no. Say no so that you can keep up this charade, so that you can offer false hope to these people and keep believing in this unrealistic dream of someone like you beating someone like me, even if only for a few more minutes after this. Go on ahead and run up those stairs if you want. Just know by the time that you get up here Big Mike will be down below already. His fate is in your hands right now Chris…NOT mine.

Nick Angel: Jamie O’Hara shoves that microphone into the referee’s hands and then shouts at him to go talk to Chris Elite. Are you serious? I’ve never seen a situation like this before! Chris Elite has met up with the referee at the stairs, he’s looking at Big Mike helpless on the balcony, what is he about to do here?

Referee: Chris Elite: do you want to quit? Chris….CHRIS!

Chris Elite: ….

Kawajai: Chris Elite is speechless, this situation has got to be overwhelming. Chris Elite does not want to lose to Jamie O’Hara – but he does not want to lose his friend here either! Chris Elite has been stabbed in the heart by Jamie O’Hara’s demands, he’s going to be dispirited no matter the result. Cameron Ella Ava is behind him now too, whispering threats, reminding Chris of the family his friend has to take care of and telling him what might just happen to Mike! Chris pushes her away but he knows she is right! Mike is telling him not to quit, he’s willing to deal with his own issues but I don’t think Chris trusts that! Mike is begging him not to quit, Jamie is shouting at him otherwise. There’s so much pressure; WHAT WILL CHRIS ELITE DO?

Chris Elite: (sighs) You son of a bitch Jamie….I..I….I QUIT! YOU’RE HAPPY NOW!? LET HIM GO, WE HAD A DEAL!

Nick Angel: Chris Elite just said it! HE QUIT! CHRIS ELITE MAKES A BEELINE UP THE STAIRS AS JAMIE O’HARA IS A MAN OF HIS WORD, BACKING AWAY FROM MIKE AND THEN RUNNING THROUGH THE STANDS TO GET AWAY FROM CHRIS! JAMIE IS SMILING ALL OF THE WAY, HE JUST RETAINED!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin plays as Jamie O’Hara navigates through the crowd, going all of the way back to ringside and jumping over the barricade as Cameron Ella Ava does the same. The two unite and go to get the World Heavyweight Championship. Jamie grabs it, holding onto it tightly as meanwhile Chris Elite helps Big Mike back over the balcony.)

Rebecca Sawyer: The winner of this match….AANNNDDDD STTTILLLL EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION….JAAAAAAAMMMIIIEEEE O’HARRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Kawajai: Jamie O’Hara, by the skin of his teeth, scraped by and kept his World Heavyweight title! Jamie O’Hara looks absolutely ecstatic, the exact opposite of the crowd who is in an uproar! The fans look like they want to riot over what just happened to Chris Elite, but can you really say he was robbed? Jamie O’Hara did what he had to do!

Nick Angel: What he had to do was pretty sick, involving the health of someone not officially in the match! Big Mike was one kick away from being hospitalized! Jamie O’Hara is someone who no matter what, finds a way, he scouts people and looks for any weakness. Chris had none physically. His will is unbreakable! Chris does not give a damn about his own well being, that’s why he was known as the Suicide Kid, but when it comes to others? Chris can not do that. Chris found the one weak point and that’s the fact that he has a conscious, something Jamie lost a long time ago in his effort to be one of the greats! Mike is apologizing to Chris and Chris is stopping him, he doesn’t want an apology at all, he was just being loyal. At the end of the day, Chris was not beaten, he just showed that he was human. Would our Champion react the same way in this situation? I’m uncertain and that’s scary. Tonight Jamie O’Hara showed what separates him from the rest; he truly does not care about the lengths he must go!

Kawajai: Jamie O’Hara is at another level! Tonight Jamie O’Hara hits another milestone and surpasses yet another legend. By the time we see you all again, Jamie O’Hara will be known as the longest reigning World Heavyweight Champion in history! Chris Elite may have the Gawd contract and I’m sure he’ll get himself another title shot, but right now Jamie O’Hara may truly be a legitimate God. Still Champion, still unbeatable. Chris breathing down his neck, Lars with a contendership, I doubt Keelan is ready to give up – let’s see who can dethrone him or atleast attempt. Thank you all for watching, this has been Shock Value, I’m Kawajai signing off for my partner Nick Angel and we will see you next week on Sunday Night Voltage!

(Jamie O’Hara is on the stage with Cameron Ella Ava and poses with his World Heavyweight Championship as fireworks go off and we fade away from the scene.)

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