(EAW Intro plays…)
(The camera transitions into an empty arena, where it would circle around the Elimination Chamber structure…)
Narrator: One structure, six men… fighting for what every man lusts for; gold.
(Past previews of several chamber matches are shown; winners claiming and retaining their championships, extremists going pushing their boundaries to obtain victory… and some coming out empty handed)
Narrator: What was a land of extreme, becomes a land of elite…
(Zack Crash is shown speaking with Damien Murrow, the two grinning together… as they’re plotting Extreme Answers Wrestling to become Elite Answers Wrestling)
Narrator: Bodies bruised, blood shed, bones broken.
(Starr Stan performing an Olympic Slam to Dark Demon off the top of the chamber is shown)
Narrator: Opportunities taken.
(Mr. DEDEDE is shown cashing in a contract that he won against Kevin Devastation earlier in the night, to enter the Elimination Chamber is shown)
Narrator: One match that can change the lives of every extremist.
(All the Elimination Chamber participants from past to present day are shown, as the camera pans down the line of them….)
Narrator: Only one will walk out victory.
(The several victors of the match are shown, all holding their prestigious championships)
Narrator: Who will be the one?
(The camera cuts to black…. until “EAW Presents: Road to Redemption” lettering appears on the screen)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, presents… ROAD TO REDEMPTION!
(The camera transitions into the arena, where pyrotechnics would be exploding up the ramp, onto the stage, as they calm down “Centuries” by Fall Out Boy would be playing loudly through the entire arena… the camera would pan down to the Dynasty commentators; Heart Break Gal and Stew-O)
HBG: HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE AWESOME ONE HERE TO TELL YOU ALL THAT I’M AWESOME, BUT NOT ONLY THAT! TONIGHT’S SHOW IS GOING TO BE PRETTY DAMN AWESOME! BOY, DO WE HAVE A CLINIC IN STORE FOR YOU GUYS! I MEAN COME ON, TIBERIUS JONES FINALLY GETTING RID OF THAT OLD COOT WRAITH TONIGHT? BOO-YAA!
Stew-O: RIGHT YOU ARE! THIS PAY-PER-VIEW IS GOING TO GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS ONE OF THE BEST ROAD TO REDEMPTIONS EVER! I MEAN DO YOU SEE HOW STACKED THE DYNASTY CHAMBER IS? I THINK WE MAY BE SEEING A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION TONIGHT, BUT LETS HAND THIS OVER TO OUR BOYS AT VOLTAGE’S COMMENTATING TABLE!
(Camera transitions over to Jake Mercer and Kawajai)
Kawajai: AND IF YOU THINK DYNASTY HAS SOME EPIC MATCH UPS… JUST LOOK AT VOLTAGE! WE GOT THAT UNSANCTIONED MATCH BETWEEN VIC VENDETTA AND ARES VENDETTA! FAMILY FEUD ANYONE?! AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT RYAN SAVAGE DEFENDS HIS TITLE AGAINST SEPHIROTH! WITH OUR GENERAL MANAGER Y2IMPACT SPECIAL GUEST REFEREEING THAT MATCH!
Jake Mercer: AND DREAMS COULD BE COMING TRUE FOR FIVE EXTREMISTS, WHO SEEK TO DETHRONE THE CHAMPION HIMSELF; JACOB SENN! WILL IT HAPPEN TONIGHT? WILL THE CONQUEROR BE CONQUERED? IT COULD VERY WELL HAPPEN. AND TIME TO HAND THE TORCH ON OVER TO THEM DYSFUNCTIONAL SHOWDOWN GUYS…. EDDIE MACK AND MATT RYDER!
(Camera transitions to Eddie Mack and Matt Ryder)
Eddie Mack: I THINK WE CAN EASILY ONE UP BOTH! BECAUSE I’LL ADDRESS THAT EPIC HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH THAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN BETWEEN TARAH NOVA AND CAMERON ELLA AVA! BUT NOT ONLY THAT! MILES DEFENDS HIS TITLE AGAINST SCOTT OASIS ONE ON ONE TONIGHT!
Matt Ryder: AND TO ONE UP YOU…. THAT SHOWDOWN ELIMINATION CHAMBER! IT’S GOT SO MUCH POTENTIAL OF EITHER A DEFENDING OR NEW CHAMPION TO WALK OUT OF IT! I LITERALLY AM ANXIOUS TO GET THIS SHOW ON A ROLL SO LET’S GO BROSKIS!
( Lights in the arena begin to flash, as two stage lights in blue and white start to circle the arena in polar opposite directions as the Elimination Chamber steel structure lowers… )
( Camera pans to the Showdown announcing table team of Eddie Mack and Matt Ryder. )
Ryder: AWWW YEAH, BOI! BROSKIS AND HOESKIS, THE TIME IS FINALLY HERE! HERE IN THE GARDEN STATE ITSELF, WE’RE SET FOR EAW’S FIRST OF THREE ELIMINATION CHAMBERS! AND WE GET TO START OFF MACKY-BOO!
Mack: And what a hellacious this match will prove to be! I don’t know what to expect going in… because any six of these men can walk out tonight calling themselves Answers World Champion… with such unpredictable characters involved to begin with. But I know one thing: We’re going to be a tough act to follow!
( Highlight package is shown of the extremists involved: Hades the Hellraiser’s title defenses, Brian Daniels trade to Showdown, Norman Hellion’s formation of RAGNAROK, Devan Dubian betraying ELITE, Alex Anderson’s boycott, and Starr Stan costing Norman Hellion a world championship match. )
( Camera pans to the center of the ring. )
Ring Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… The following contest is scheduled for one fall! AND IT IS AN ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH… ANDDDDDDDDDDD IT IS FOR… THE ANSWERS… WORLD… CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! In this match, two men will begin the contest, until they are joined by the other contestants from the four chamber pods! Eliminations can be made at any point, by pinfall or submission, even if all six competitors have yet to enter the ring. Each pod is to be opened at RANDOM… in five-minute intervals! By order of Showdown General Manager Damien Murrow… LET THE TRIAL BY COMBAT BEGIN!
( “2nd Sucks” by A Day to Remember echoes throughout the arena as Starr Stan makes his entrance with a US Flag draped over his shoulders. )
Ring Announcer: And introducing first… from PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA… weighing in at 240 pounds… he is America’s Champion… STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR STANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Ryder: And here comes practically the hometown favorite tonight! Philadelphia is only a drive’s worth away. Starr is one of the most accomplished men in EAW history, folks. This seems like the perfect set-up for him. Question is… can he add to his list of accolades here tonight? He won the World Heavyweight Championship just one year ago, at this very event. Can lightning strike twice?
Mack: When it comes to Starr, sure it can… but let me also point this out: The Elite factor. He may or may not have an alliance with Brian Daniels tonight… but I’d be looking forward to see if either Devan Dubian or Starr target one another specifically. But make no mistake… Starr has as good of a chance as any to walk out with the strap tonight… and it only helps matters that he won’t be one of the starting two!
( Starr enters the ring, where the referee leads him to one of the four glass pods – as it closes right behind him. )
( “Murder and Excellence” by Jay-Z and Kanye West blasts through the surround sound, as Alex Anderson nonchalantly walks through the curtain with his ACE Championship around his waist, as the crowd boo’s towards his figure. )
Ring Announcer: And introducing second… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…. weighing in at 247 pounds… he is the self-proclaimed “A of EAW”… he is the REIGNING ACE Champion… ladies and gentlemen… ALEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ANDERSSSSSSSSSSSSONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Ryder: New look, new theme music… new man. The transformation of Alex Anderson is complete, Eddie… and honestly, I’ve never seen Alex with as much momentum as he has right now. Did you SEE what he did to the world champion last week? He bested the world champion all on his own, mano a mano. He fought for what he thought was owed to him… and tonight, is his opportunity to make everything come to fruition.
Mack: I questioned Alex at the start… I thought the Academy stuff was quite silly. But talk about creating great leverage for yourself. He got the world title match he wanted, he was given the respect he felt he deserved, deemed ACE Champion of EAW… and man, how story book would it be for him to win here tonight? Anderson is the most healthy, considering his time off… and by no means is he in the mindset of letting such an opportunity slip away. He’ll be starting this one on the sideline.
( Alex Anderson enters the ring, handing his ACE Championship to the referee, before the pod is closed and Anderson locked in. )
( “The Devil in I” by Slipknot plays as the lights in the arena completely shut out, where the spotlight just focuses on Norman Hellion’s figure as he walks down the entrance ramp. )
Ring Announcer: And introducing… from Parts Unknown… weighing in at 314 pounds… He is EAW’S BEHEMOTH… REPRESENTING RAGNAROK… NORMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Mack: Always the daunting artist, this one.
Ryder: Of course it is… this is THE Norman Hellion. The man who should have won the Answers World Championship months ago, if not for Starr Stan. But Norman made Starr pay for that… he and RAGNAROK, of course. Norman has been on quite the streak the past few months, showcasing how deadly he and his RAGNAROK brethren truly can be. Norman disclosed about a month ago that he and his counterparts would focus on their individual success… and here we are, with Norman Hellion walking in as one of the favorites to win this match.
Mack: He might be one of the favorites, but look around… this match is filled with enemies and rivalries he has built up. Hades the Hellraiser, Devan Dubian, Starr Stan, Brian Daniels… I think only Alex Anderson is the only one he doesn’t have history with. So he’s going to be targeted quite a bit tonight, I feel. Is that enough to cost him the match, tonight? I don’t know. But it’s definitely a mountain he’ll have to climb.
Ryder: Yeah, but if anyone in this match has not only the stature, but the PRESENCE to overcome any obstacle. It’s this man right here. Even the referee is afraid to come in contact with him. But in his pod he goes. Who is going to be the last, fortunate one to start this match off in the pod? Devan, Brian, or the Champ?
( Camera shows Norman Hellion’s pod closing. )
( “This Means War” by Avenged Sevenfold echoes throughout the arena as Devan Dubian walks out through the curtain very methodically – surveying the scene and crowd before locking eyes with the chamber as he walks down the entrance ramp. )
Ring Announcer: And introducing… from Leicester, England… weighing in at 230 pounds… He is the self-proclaimed “Amazing Aristocrat”… DEVANNNNNNNNNNNNN DUBAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !!!!!!
Ryder: And here comes Mr. Controversy himself, Devan Dubian! He shocked the entire world, including his fellow Elite counterparts, when he turned his back on Brian Daniels. And honestly… he seems much happier for it. A weight on his shoulder lifted, no longer has to carry the Elite banner… I personally couldn’t be any more glad for Dubian than I am now. And now he is set up with a prime opportunity to win the Answers World Championship, while besting Brian Daniels and Starr Stan in the process.
Mack: I’ve never seen a bigger Elite hater than you, Ryder. You don’t see this as Devan’s fault at all, do you? Well, he might be in a good position to win the championship tonight, but you really think Brian and Starr are just going to let that happen? As if… I’m telling you, there will be some bad blood in this match, and it involves these three men. Chances are… it’s going to cost someone a championship. We’ll just have to see it’s Devan.
( Devan Dubian enters the ring and is escorted to the final chamber pod, in which closes behind him… until the camera pans out, showcasing Devan, Starr, Norman and Alex as the four in the chamber pods… )
( “The Dragonborn” by Jeremy Soule plays as the crowd JUMPS to their feet at the sight of Brian Daniels, who enthusiastically skips down the ring, getting the crowd even more fired up than before. )
Ring Announcer: And introducing… from New York, New York… weighing in at 210 pounds… BRIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DANIELSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mack: And the fan favorite of the match! Just hear them chant his name! Brian at this point knows he is going to be at a disadvantage by starting this match off… but it doesn’t seem to faze him at this point. He’s here to crown himself as Answers World Champion… and this guy has been involved in more chambers than you could possibly come to count. He was screwed out of a championship by Killswitch in the past, he almost won one in another company just earlier this year… and it pays to have experience in a match like this.
Ryder: It might, but how many times has he been successful in those? A whopping ZERO. And I don’t see that changing tonight. Just look at how many disadvantages he’s at. He’s like 40 pounds lighter than everyone else at the LEAST… he’s been battling injuries, in a middle of a blood feud… starts out this match earlier than the rest. Come on now, it’s not smart to say he has a chance tonight.
Mack: Nor is it smart to count Brian Daniels out… he’s the Cinderella of all Cinderellas… I’m not picking him to win, no… it’d be foolish to count any of these men out, but really, when you think about it… Brian has a lot to prove tonight, and tonight might be the perfect way for him to leave his mark here in 2014.
( Camera shows Brian Daniels, warming up in the ring, as he looks around the chamber, before patiently looking down the ramp. )
( “Hellraiser” by Ozzy Osbourne plays as the revs of a Harley are heard, as Hades blasts through the curtain with his signature Harley Davidson, with the Answers World Championship around his waist, as he rides down the entrance ramp. )
Ring Announcer: And finally… from Devil Town, North Carolina… weighing in at 310 pounds… he is “The Big Devil” himself… and… THE REIGNING ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… HADESSSSSSSSSS THE HELLRAISERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Ryder: Hades’ physique is always something to marvel at… but especially so at a stage like this. Hades the Hellraiser, our world champion ever since Pain For Pride… has gone through competitor after competitor during his reign… swatting away challengers like Norman Hellion, Starr Stan, Vic Vendetta, Lannister… but I ask you this partner – are these numbers too big, for even EAW’s resident devil to overcome?
Mack: Do I think they are? Why, no, no I don’t. I’ve seen this man have one of the greatest years of 2014… a career defining year, even. And I don’t think a test of numbers will be enough to dethrone him… it’s going to take a masterful performance from one of the others involved. Hades would like nothing more than to garner another signature win in 2014, and end the year STILL reigning. He has some odds to overcome… but well, if there is anyone to do so? It’s HIM. The most dominating force Showdown has seen all year long. This is going to be a testament to what Hades is capable of, if he prevails here tonight.
( Camera pans to Hades the Hellraiser entering the ring, staring down his counter-part Brian Daniels… before finally unstrapping the Answers World Championship from his waist. He reluctantly hands it off to the referee… before rubbing his hands together and retreating to his corner. )
Mack: I don’t think it’s a coincidence these two men, who have been notoriously been getting under the skin of Showdown General Manager Damien Murrow, will start tonight’s chamber off at a disadvantage from the rest.
Ryder: COINCIDENCE OR NOT, I THINK IT’S THAT TIME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. HADES THE HELLRAISER. BRIAN DANIELS. THEY’RE BOTH READY TO GO! AND YES, THE BELL HAS RUNG!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Mack: AND WE’RE UNDERWAY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… AND LOOK AT THAT! BRIAN DANIELS EXPLODES OUT OF HIS CORNER! CAUSTIC ECHO! CAUSTIC ECHO RIGHT OFF THE BAT! HADES SIDESTEPS – NO! NO, ACTUALLY! BRIAN DANIELS STILL CONNECTS HIM WITH THE SIDE OF HIS BOOT, HITTING HADES RIGHT IN THE TEMPLE! MAH GAWD! A PIN ALREADY! ON THE WORLD CHAMPION!
REF: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! TWO!!!!!! THRE —
Ryder: BUT NO! HADES KICKS OUT! THIS MATCH JUST STARTED AND WE ALREADY HAVE A NEAR FALL! BRIAN DANIELS TRIED TO CATCH THE REIGNING WORLD CHAMPION OFF-GUARD, AND HE ALMOST DID! What an amazing strategy to start the match off! Hades is using the ropes to get back to his feet… as he does, and Brian Daniels runs at him once more! Brian switches it up and AIMS FOR THE NECK – SWINGING NECK BREAKER! NO! Hades the Hellraiser catches him in mid-air and throws Brian Daniels down to the mat! Norman Hellion defensive early on.
Mack: But Hades seems quite angered over that near fall, as he charges after the contender! He grabs Brian Daniels by the neck and lifts him up in the air… CHOKE — NO REVERSED INTO AN ARM DRAG AS HADES FALLS TO THE CANVAS! Brian Daniels re-adjusts his body position as he continues to twist the arm of Hades the Hellraiser! Hades is in obvious discomfort from this – but looks as if he’s using his lower-body strength to slowly get back up to his feet – and kicks Brian Daniels in the gut to break the hold! HAYMAKER – NO – Brian Daniels ducks out of it! Hades turns around – TORNADO ENZUIGIRI! BUT NO, HADES THE HELLRAISER SIDESTEPS BRIAN DANIELS AND TURNS IT INTO A RUNNING POWERSLAM! And now Hades is UNLEASHING his frustration on Brian Daniels… as he climbs on top of him, and gives him the ground and pound treatment! Haymaker after haymaker!
Ryder: Brian just received 10 punches in a row, and could barely defend himself! Hades finally lets his guard down, but he doesn’t seem intent on letting Brian Daniels get off rest THAT easy… He pushes Brian Daniels back to the turnbuckle, squares him up… ELBOW TO THE FACE! Now Hades picks Brian Daniels up on his shoulder, and runs towards the turnbuckle! SNAKE-EYES! BRIAN DANIELS HEAD SMASHES RIGHT INTO THAT TURNBUCKLE! AND OFF THE REBOUND! BIG BOOT! MAH GAWD! THAT BOOT JUST SENT BRIAN DANIELS FLYING OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE STEEL!
( Lights begin to flash on the chambers, alternating at random, as a countdown begins on the titantron…5…4…3…2…1! BUZZ! )
Mack: AND HERE COMES… HERE COMES DEVAN DUBIAN! HIS CHAMBER POD OPENS, AND LOOK WHO’S THERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM – NO OTHER THAN BRIAN DANIELS! HE LIFTS BRIAN DANIELS UP FROM THE GROUND – AND AND… WAIT WAIT, HADES BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES… MAH GAWD! DIVING CROSS BODY ON BOTH DEVAN DUBIAN AND BRIAN! THAT’S NOT THE WAY DEVAN WANTED TO START THIS MATCH OFF! HADES TOOK ADVANTAGE OF DEVAN’S BLATANT DISCONTENT FOR DANIELS! Devan seems to have regathered himself and is back on his feet, but Hades the Hellraiser just throws him back into the ring! Hades isn’t messing around anymore after that wake-up call from Brian Daniels!
Ryder: Hades follows him into the ring, but a step too slow! DROPKICK TO THE CHAMPION! As Hades is caught in between the ropes, as he was trying to go over… but wait, wait! Devan is grabbing Hades’ tilted body as he’s stuck in the ropes… HANGMAN DDT! We have a quick cover!
REF: ONEEEEEEEE! TWO!!!! THR –
But Hades kicks out – his second near fall already! But what does Dub have in mind here?! He climbs to the top rope! He’s squaring up Hades… BUT HERE COMES BRIAN DANIELS! IN ONE SWOOP, HURRICANRANA ON DUBIAN AS HE CRASHES TO THE MAT! WHAT ATHLETICISM FROM THE NEW YORK NATIVE! Brian is hanging onto the ropes by a thread… but he balances himself back together, and transitions to the top rope! Hades is finally back on his feet! DIVING CROSS BODY ONTO THE WORLD CHAMPION! WAIT NO, HADES ROLLS BRIAN DANIELS OVER… GRABS BRIAN BY THE THROAT! THE PATENTED CHOKESLAM! IT CONNECTS! BRIAN DANIELS CRASHES TO THE CANVAS! DEVAN DUBIAN HAS RECOVERED, AND BACK TO HIS FEET – BUT HADES REALIZES THIS TOO… AS HE GRABS DEVAN BY THE THROAT, TOO! CHOKESLAM AS DEVAN LANDS ON BRIAN DANIEL’S BODY! WE HAVE A COVER! ON DEVAN!
REF: ONEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOO!
Mack: BUT DUBIAN KICKS OUT! HADES BACK TO THE OFFENSIVE – He grabs Devan Dubian by the arm, and what is he doing? He just used the turnbuckle to climb to the top rope… I THINK DEVAN IS ABOUT TO GET A LITTLE OLD SCHOOL TREATMENT1 AS HADES JUMPS OFF THE ROPE AND DELIVERS THAT ELBOW SMA — NO! NO! OH MY GOODNESS NO! THE MOVEMENT CLOSER! THE MOVEMENT CLOSER! DEVAN TURNED THAT MOVE INSIDE OUT! THE WORLD CHAMPION IS DOWN!
Ryder: But I don’t think Devan is intent on covering him right now… as he turns his attention towards a Brian Daniels that is slowly getting back to his feet! Brian Daniels is on one knee… as Devan drops to the canvas… ready to pounce! Brian gets up and turns – DEVAN CHARGES! THE MOVEMENT CLOSER – THE MOVEMENT CLOSER! NO! BRIAN DANIELS FENDS HIM OFF! THROWING DEVAN DUBIAN TO THE SIDE!
( Lights begin to flash alternately on the three remaining chamber pods in the midst of the action… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1! BUZZ! Norman Hellion’s chamber opens! )
AND HERE COMES NORMAN HELLION! BUT QUICK – BACK TO DEVAN AND BRIAN! BRIAN RUNS AT DEVAN DUBIAN! CAUSTIC ECHO! CAUSTIC ECHO! BUT DEVAN DUBIAN FALLS DOWN AND TRIPS UP BRIAN DANIELS, AS HE LANDS FACE FIRST INTO THE 2ND TURNBUCKLE! Devan grabs Brian Daniels by the waist… SIDEWALK SLA — NO! ANOTHER HURRICANRANA FROM DANIELS! BUT DEVAN’S MOMENTUM TAKES HIM OVER THE ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE, WHERE HE LANDS RIGHT AT NORMAN HELLION’S FEET!
Mack: BUT NORMAN JUST USES DEVAN AS A STEPPING STONE, AS HE USES HIM FOR MOMENTUM TO JUMP OVER THE ROPES AND TACKLE BRIAN DANIELS FROM BEHIND! I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE NORMAN HELLION GO HIGH FLYING! Norman lets Brian Daniels get back to his feet… but he’s going to wish he hadn’t as Norman locks in a sleeper hold from behind! NORMAN IS GOING TO TRY TO CHOKE BRIAN DANIELS OUT HERE! BRIAN IS WAVING HIS ARMS AROUND, TRYING TO GRASP FOR AIR, BUT NORMAN ISN’T GOING TO GIVE IT TO HIM! BRIAN CAN’T ESCAPE THE GRIP FROM NORMAN! HE DROPS TO ONE KNEE! IS NORMAN GOING TO ELIMINATE BRIAN DANIELS RIGHT HERE? BRIAN DANIELS IS DEFINITELY FAINTING AT THIS POINT. HE DROPS TO ONE KNEE!
Ryder: THE REFEREE MIGHT HAVE TO GET INVOLVED AND SIMPLY DECREE DANIELS UNABLE TO GO FURTHER… BUT WAIT! BIG BOOT! BIG BOOT TO NORMAN HELLION FROM HADES THE HELLRAISER! That hold is now broken! But Norman retreats to the turnbuckle, but to no matter for the world champion! He has singled out Norman Hellion – as he unleashes boot after boot to the face of the RAGNAROK member! Hades lifts Norman up to the top turnbuckle, sitting him on it… and delivers a haymaker right to the temple! Norman has begun to sway… AND ANOTHER PUNCH! WHAT DOES HADES HAVE IN MIND HERE?
Mack: Hades climbs to the top… and puts Norman in position for a Superplex! MAH GAWD! THIS ISN’T GOING TO END WELL! HE’S TRYING TO SEND NORMAN TO THE OUTSIDE! HE LIFTS! BUT NORMAN DOESN’T BUDGE – INSTEAD TRYING TO FIGHT IT – AS HE SENDS SHOT AFTER SHOT TO THE ABDOMEN OF HADES! BUT HADES ISN’T FAZED! HE LIFTS AGAIN – THIS TIME NORMAN LIFTS OFF FROM THE TURNBUCKLE… BUT TO NO AVAIL! NORMAN HELLION PUSHES HADES OFF, AND HADES GOES CRASHING TO THE FLOOR! Norman is in uncharted territory… but he might as well fly right now! He sets up —
Ryder: CAUSTIC ECHO! CAUSTIC ECHO FROM BRIAN DANIELS! MAH GAWDNESS! HOLY HELL! HE INTERCEPTED NORMAN HELLION’S MOVE ON HADES THE HELLRAISER! THAT DEADLY KNEE! NORMAN HELLION IS DOWN! THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEE! TWO!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
NO! NO! THE REFEREE IS SAYING NORMAN GOT A SHOULDER UP! NORMAN HELLION IS VERY MUCH STILL ALIVE! BRIAN DANIELS CAN’T BELIEVE IT! WAIT, HE GETS TURNED FROM BEHIND BY HADES THE HELLRAISER – THE LAST CALL! THE LAST CALL! TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! IT CONNECTS! MAH GOODNESS! WHAT CARNAGE!
( The lights begin to flash between Alex Anderson’s and Starr Stan’s chamber pods… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1! BUZZ! STARR STAN! )
Mack: Starr’s pod opens! He has joined the — WAIT, DEVAN MUST HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR HIM! AS HE TACKLES STARR DOWN AS SOON AS HE LEAVES THE POD! NO WONDER WE HAVEN’T HEARD FROM DEVAN IN AWHILE! BUT STARR FIGHTS BACK, GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET RIGHT AWAY! AS THE TWO BEGIN TO BRAWL FROM THE OUTSIDE! BUT WAIT… HADES WANTS TO MAKE LIGHTNING STRIKE TWICE! HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES! DIVING CROSS BODY AS HE GETS SOME AIR TIME!
Ryder: BUT HE LANDS FLAT ON HIS FACE! AS DEVAN AND STARR SEPARATE AT JUST THE KNICK OF TIME! STARR AND DEVAN USING TEAM WORK HERE? AS THEY THROW HADES INTO THE CHAMBER WALL! OFF THE REBOUND – DUAL OLYMPIC SLAM! MAH GOODNES! HADES IS DOWN AND OUT! PIN HIM AND HE’S OUT! STARR GOES FOR THE — NO, NO! WAIT! DEVAN BLINDSIDES HIM! WAIT, WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?!
Mack: THE OLYMPIC SLAM ON STARR! THE OLYMPIC SLAM ON STARR! HIS OWN MOVE USED AGAINST HIM! WAIT, NO NO! IN MID-AIR STARR GRABS THE ROPES AND IS ABLE TO LAND INSIDE THE RING WITH LEVERAGE! DEVAN CHARGES HIM FROM THE OUTSIDE, BUT NO, SHOULDER RIGHT INTO THE GUT! STARR TRIES TO SUPLEX HIM INTO THE RING – BUT DEVAN ISN’T BUDGING! WAIT, WAIT… HERE COME REINFORCEMENTS! BRIAN DANIELS JOINS THE FRAY… DUAL SUPLEX ON DEVAN DUBIAN! AS HE CRASHES INTO THE RING! WHAT TEAMWORK FROM STARR STAN AND BRIAN DANIELS ON THEIR FORMER ELITE COUNTERPART!
Ryder: They’re talking with one another now… I wonder what they’re saying? Whatever it was… it seems like a plan because Starr is climbing to the top rope! What is STARR doing up there? And Brian Daniels is holding Devan Dubian down, sending a few kicks to the temple his way, as well as vicious elbows…. MAH GAWD, WAIT! NO! NO! STARR IS GOING EVEN FURTHER! HE JUST CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE POD! WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE? HE TURNS HIS BACK… MAH GAWD, THIS DOESN’T LOOK GOOD FOR DUBIAN! HE’S BEING HELD DOWN, AND STARR LEAPS OFF!
Mack: THE STARR-SAULT! THE STARR-SAULT! MAH GAWD IT CONNECTS! FROM THE TOP OF THE POD! FROM THE TOP OF THE POD! THE STARR-SAULT! STARR ISN’T EVEN MOVING AFTER THAT… IT’S UP TO BRIAN TO PIN DEVAN, AND SO HE — NO! NORMAN! DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! PAYBACK FROM BEFORE! WHAT CARNAGE RIGHT NOW! BUT WAIT, BEFORE NORMAN COULD EVEN COVER… A FLYING LARIAT FROM HADES THE HELLRAISER! AS HE GETS BACK INTO THIS! SO MUCH GOING ON, YET NO COVERS! NO ELIMINATIONS YET, EITHER! MAH GOODNESS!
Ryder: And look who’s just left standing! Hades the Hellraiser and Starr Stan, as he gets back to his feet! Hades kicks Brian Daniels and Norman Hellion’s lifeless bodies out of the ring and to the outside, clearing space for he and Starr… AND HERE WE GO! THEY CHARGE AT ONE ANOTHER! THESE TWO DON’T EXACTLY LIKE ONE ANOTHER! STARR AND THE WORLD CHAMPION EXCHANGING BLOWS, RIGHT AFTER RIGHT, LEFT AFTER LEFT! LAYING EVERYTHING OUT THERE RIGHT NOW! YOU HEAR THAT? HERE COMES THE FINAL ENTRANT!
( The flashing of the chamber pods commences, before finally landing on Alex Anderson’s. BUZZ! )
Matt Ryder: HERE COMES ANDERSON! ALL SIX MEN HAVE ENTERED THE CHAMBER AND NOT A SINGLE ELIMINATION YET! Starr and Hades are the only ones left standing! And Hades throws a huge right hook to Starr, but Starr blocks it and retaliates with forearm smash of his own! BUT ANDERSON COMES IN WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK TO STARR! SENDING STARR TUMBLING BACKWARDS! And here we go! Anderson is fully unleashing his wrath on Hades, who’s been in this match since the beginning! Several repeated knee strikes to Hades’ gut! Hades’ can hardly defend himself! But catches Anderson with a stiff kick to the gut!
Eddie Mack: Hades follows that one up with a elbow strike to Anderson’s neck! And another! AND HADES PULLS ANDERSON IN AND HOISTS ALEX ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! THE LAST RIDE! BUT ANDERSON REVERSES IT INTO A FALLING DDT ON HIS WAY DOWN! Anderson pulls himself back to his feet— ONLY TO BE CLOTHESLINED IN THE CORNER BY STARR! Starr repeatedly pierces Anderson’s abdomen with his knee, but Anderson tries to fight out of the corner! AMERICAN UPPERCUT FROM STARR STAN! AND THERE’S ANOTHER! Starr begins to lift Anderson up the ropes! Climbing up along with him! Anderson throws a fist, but Starr blocks.. ANOTHER AMERICAN UPPERCUT!
Matt Ryder: And Starr hooks Anderson’s arm around his head… HE’S SETTING HIM UP FOR THE SUPERLEX! HE’S GOT HIM! SUPLERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE! BUT HADES IS UP! HADES CATCHES ANDERSON MID-AIR ON HIS SHOULDERS! DROPPING HIM IMMEDIATELY AFTER FOR A LAST RIDE! ANDERSON LANDS AWKWARDLY ON HIS NECK! He could have very well broken Alex Anderson’s neck tonight! AND LOOK WHO’S BACK INSIDE THE RING! IT’S NORMAN! NORMAN CHARGES AT HADES… DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE CONNECTS! HADES HAS HAD HIS LIGHTS KNOCKED OUT! Somebody needs to cover someone!
Eddie Mack: Norman’s back to his feet, looking to cover Hades! BUT STARR FROM BEHIND! STARR HAS HIM PULLED IN… THE RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE! NORMAN LANDS SPINE FIRST ON THE CHAINED FLOOR! And… and I don’t think Starr is done! Starr quickly exits the ring to follow Norman, who’s gotta be in a whole new level of pain right now! And Starr grips Norman around the waist, pulling him up… ANOTHER RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! THIS TIME TO THE CHAINED FORTRESS THAT IS THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER’S WALL! NORMAN GOES FLYING INTO THAT HEAVY STEEL WALL! DEAR GOD, ALMIGHTY!
Matt Ryder: JESUS CHRIST! STARR STILL ISN’T THROUGH WITH NORMAN! Starr is pulling Norman back to his feet once again! Just pin him and put him out of his misery… oh no. OH NO! STARR! NO! COME ON! OH MY GOD! STARR WITH THE THIRD RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX… BUT THIS ONE SENDS NORMAN FLIPPING INTO THE POD! NORMAN’S SPINE BREAKING INTO THE POD! HE HAS TO BE OUT OF IT! Starr really wants to put an end to Norman’s career! He really does! Are you kidding me?! Starr isn’t even finished! Starr is walking over toward the wreckage he left behind! He’s lifting Norman up one more time!
Eddie Mack: He’s pulling him out of the pod… I think he wants to finish him with the Elite Four! HE DOES! STARR HAS HIM AGAIN! ONE FINAL GERMAN SUPLEX COMING UP! AND IT CONNECTS! STARR EVEN BRIDGES IT INTO A PIN! THIS HAS TO BE IT! IT HAS TO BE OVER HERE! NORMAN’S DREAMS OF BEING ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION HAS ENDED TONIGHT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!….. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!…. THRRRRREEEE—–
Matt Ryder: NO, NO, NO! NORMAN FORCES HIMSELF OUT OF THE BRIDGING PIN ATTEMPT! HE’S STILL IN THIS! HOW?! Starr’s in disbelief himself, he’s leaning against the ropes; looking at Norman and must be thinking of what he has to do to put Norman away for good— AND ANDERSON! ANDERSON IS UP ON THE INSIDE! HE WRAPS HIS ARM’S AROUND STARR’S NECK FROM THE OUTSIDE! HOLY… INVERTED SUPLEX! ANDERSON CAUGHT STARR OFF GUARD WITH THAT INVERTED SUPLEX BACK INTO THE RING! BUT HADES! HADES IS BACK UP! HADES CATCHES ANDERSON BY THE NECK!
Eddie Mack: HE’S GOT HIM! THE CHOKESLAM! WAIT, NO! ANDERSON DROPS DOWN BEFORE IT CONNECTS! AND ANDERSON PULLS HADES IN… HE GOT HIM! THE ACE OF SPADES! THAT DEVASTATING LARIAT CONNECTS! IT CONNECTS! ARE WE ABOUT TO GET A REPEAT OF LAST WEEK?! ANDERSON COVERS HADES…
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!….. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!….. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Ring Announcer: Hades the Hellraiser has been eliminated!
Matt Ryder: WHAT?! WHAT?! ANDERSON… ANDERSON JUST ELIMINATED THE WORLD CHAMP! HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES! WE’RE ABOUT TO HAVE A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION HERE TONIGHT FOLKS! IT COULD BE ANY OF THESE FIVE MEN STILL LEFT IN THE CHAMBER! And on the outside Brian and Dub are finally getting back to their feet! Brian with a knife edge chop to Dubian! And Dubian with an uppercut to Brian! Brian’s back on a knee— huge right forearm to Dub! But Dub back to two knees! There’s a closed fist to Brian’s head! These two are still battling it out! Brian’s back to his feet, but so is Dub! Brian shoves Dub back into the ropes…
Eddie Mack: BUT DUB COMES BACK WITH A WICKED CLOTHESLINE! TURNED INTO A FLAPJACK BY BRIAN! DUB GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL WALL! BUT DUB HANGS ONTO THE WALL! HE’S LIKE SPIDER-MAN, RYDER! BRIAN DOESN’T REALIZE THIS… DUBIAN DIVES OFF THE WALL! FALLING CLOTHESLINE— NO! BRIAN GRABS THE ARM MID-AIR AND PLANTS DUB DOWN BELLY FIRST ONTO THE STEEL FLOOR! HE’S TRYING TO LOCK IN THE FOURTH SEAL! BUT DUBIAN IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT! DUBIAN SLIPS OUT OF BRIAN’S GRIP! DUB IS UP! BRIAN HURRIES BACK UP— THE MOVEMENT CLOSER! DUB GOT HIM!
Matt Ryder: WAIT, NO! BRIAN SHOVES DUB INTO THE RING! DUBIAN LANDS SPINE FIRST INSIDE THE RING! And Brian hops over the top rope… looking back at Dubian’s who’s slowly getting back to his feet! BRIAN SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES! THE ASAI MOONSAULT! BUT HE FLIPS RIGHT INTO DUBIAN’S GRASP! DUBIAN CATCHES BRIAN OVER HIS SHOULDER AND SENDS BRIAN HEAD FIRST INTO THE POD! DEAR LORD, YOU COULD HEAR THE SICKENING THUD OFF THAT ONE! Brian’s left hung over the top rope, while Dubian starts to lift him slowly to a seated position on the top rope! I’d hate to be Brian right about now! Dubian climbs up to the second rope, positioning Brian for a back suplex off the top rope! Both men now standing vertically straight!
Eddie Mack: BUT BRIAN WITH AN ELBOW TO DUB’S HEAD! AND ANOTHER! OH BOY, HE’S DESPERATE TO GET OUT OF DUBIAN’S HOLD ON HIM! That offensive attack gave Brian enough time to turn around and face Dubian on the top rope! But Dubian retaliates with a huge closed right fist to Brian’s temple! But Brian carefully swings his right leg and snaps it into Dub’s ribcage! Dubian with AN UPPERCUT! AND THEN STARTS SMASHING BRIAN’S HEAD INTO THE POD! BRIAN’S LOSING HIS GRIP ON THE POD… But there’s an uplift knee to Dub’s sternum! These two are risking it all on the high wire! Dubian goes to smash Brian’s head into the pod plexiglass one more time!
Matt Ryder: BRIAN PREVENTS IT! AND BRIAN NAILS DUBIAN WITH THE CAUSTIC ECHO FROM THE TOP ROPE! OH MY GOD! DUBIAN FALLS LIFELESSLY SPINE FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS! HE’S OUT OF IT… BUT WHAT IS BRIAN THINKING?! BRIAN’S LOOKING TO DUBIAN… THEN TO THE TOP OF THE POD! THE FANS ARE GOING NUTS! BRIAN HOPS ONTO THE TOP OF THE POD… BUT LOOK AT THIS! WHILE WE WERE DISTRACTED BY DUBIAN AND BRIAN; ALEX ANDERSON HAS STARR LOCKED IN THE GROUNDED OCTOPUS STRETCH! THE ENDPOINT LOCKED IN! BRIAN JUST NOTICED THIS AS HE’S ON THE TOP OF THE POD!
Eddie Mack: I think Brian is trying to make a choice here! Take Dubian out… or save his old pal, Starr Stan! What’s he going to do?! BRIAN POSITIONS HIMSELF… AND DIVES OFF THE POD HALF-WAY ACROSS THE RING! BREAKING UP ANDERSON’S SUBMISSION HOLD ON STARR WITH A DIVING HEADBUTT! HOLY SMOKES! BUT DID HE JUST MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE?! Brian’s out of it! Anderson took some heavy damage there as well! As Starr gets back up to his feet, precociously scanning his eyes around the ring… to see Norman back on his feet! AND NORMAN SPRINTS HEAD ON AT STARR! BUT STARR GRABS HIM FOR THE BELLY-TO-BELLY!
Matt Ryder: NO, NORMAN SMASHES HIS HEAD INTO STARR’S BALD HEAD OVER AND OVER! To the point where Starr could no longer keep his firm grip around Norman! And Norman is battering Starr’s skull with his fists now! But there’s Starr brightening up Norman’s chest with a few knife edge chops! BUT NORMAN GOES FULL FORCE WITH THAT BRUTE KNEE TO STARR’S ABDOMEN! Norman now goes bouncing off the ropes… BIG BOOT! HE GOT HIM— WAIT, NO! STARR GRABS A HOLD OF HIS BOOT! LITERALLY! AND STARR IS TRYING TO TWIST IT INTO AN ANKLE LOCK! STARR’S STRUGGLING TO GET NORMAN TURNED AROUND, NORMAN’S FIGHTING IT!
Eddie Mack: AND NORMAN USING ALL THE STRENGTH WITHIN HIM; TO KICK STARR OFF HIM WITH HIS BOOT! But Starr doesn’t want to think about a strategy, Starr goes rushing back in at Norman! BUT NORMAN SUPERICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE JAW… STARR DUCKED UNDER IT! RIGHT IN THE NICK OF TIME! And Starr shuffles behind Norman… THE AMERICAN SUPLEX! OTHERWISE, THE GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT NORMAN PREVENTS THAT FROM EVEN HAPPENING WITH SEVERAL ELBOWS STRIKES TO STARR’S TEMPLE! Norman spins around! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM NORMAN!
Matt Ryder: AND STARR WITH AN AMERICAN UPPERCUT! BUT NORMAN RETALIATES WITH AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! THE BATTLE BETWEEN EUROPE AND AMERICA! AND STARR IS STARTING TO OVERWHELM HIM WITH HIS AMERICAN UPPERCUTS… And look! Brian is starting to stir! He’s made it back to a knee! AND STARR WHIPS NORMAN TO THE ROPES! NORMAN COMES REBOUNDING BACK— DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! STARR DODGES, BUT PULLS BRIAN IN HARMS WAY! WHAT?! WHAT DID HE JUST DO?! BRIAN IS HIT WITH THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! NORMAN FALLS AND COVERS HIM! AS STARR WATCHES ON! BRIAN SAVED HIM IN THIS MATCH DAMNIT, WHY STARR?
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!….
Eddie Mack: AND STARR GETS BEHIND NORMAN; HE HAS THE ANKLE LOCK LOCKED IN WHILE NORMAN IS PINING BRIAN!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Ring Announcer: Brian Daniels has been eliminated!
Matt Ryder: THERE GOES BRIAN DANIELS, BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN STARR STAN! BUT STARR STILL HAS THAT ANKLE LOCK FIRMLY LOCKED IN! NORMAN ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE! AND NORMAN IS TOPPLED OVER BRIAN, HE CAN’T EVEN LEAVE THE CHAMBER, BECAUSE OF THIS! STARR IS TWISTING AND TURNING THE ANKLE! NORMAN HAS NOWHERE TO GO! HE’S SCREAMING IN AGONY! I’VE NEVER HEARD NORMAN SUFFER LIKE THIS! HE’S BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH IN THIS MATCH! ANDERSON! ANDERSON JUST ROLLED STARR STAN UP! HE ROLLED HIM UP! STARR IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD AND RELEASES THE ANKLE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!…..
Eddie Mack: BUT STARR STAN KICKS OUT OF IT! Starr and Anderson roll back to their feet in a rush! This is about to pick up even more! AND A SUPERKICK FROM ANDERSON! THIS SUPERKICK CONNECTS UNLIKE NORMAN’S! Starr falls back into the corner! But Anderson rags on his arm and pulls him up onto his shoulders! This isn’t looking to good for Starr Stan! AND ANDERSON SETS HIM UP! THE FIREMAN’S CARRY CUTTER! HE GOT HIM! HE CONNECTS! Anderson must feel the adrenaline pumping through his veins! Anderson directs his focus onto Norman who’s on his hands and knees, trying to pull himself together….
Matt Ryder: ANDERSON SPRINTS AT NORMAN! PUNT KICK TO HIS GUT! OUCH! THAT SNAP ECHOES THROUGH THIS ARENA! Anderson then lifts Norman up by his head, using all of his strength to toss him into the corner! Backing up a slight bit… THEN CONNECTING WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! Anderson now redirects his attention over to Starr Stan— lifting him up by an arm! AND WHIPPING HIM INTO NORMAN IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER! AND ANDERSON BURSTS OUT OF THE CORNER AT THE TWO! BODY AVALANCHE CONNECTING! BOTH MEN GO STAGGERING FORWARDS! And Anderson climbs up the ropes backwards!
Eddie Mack: AND ANDERSON DIVES OFF THE SECOND ROPE! DIVING SHOULDER BLOCK ONLY CONNECTS TO NORMAN! AS STARR STAN SPINS OUT OF THE WAY! ANDERSON PUSHES HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET— BUT STARR COMES BEHIND HIM! THE OLYMPIC SLAM! WAIT… WHAT?! BRIAN DANIELS HITS STARR STAN WITH THE CAUSTIC ECHO BEFORE STARR COULD EVEN PULL ANDERSON UP! BRIAN WAS NEVER ABLE TO LEAVE THE CHAMBER, OR SURELY TOOK HIS TIME TO! AND LOOK! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! DEVAN DUBIAN FINISHES THE JOB WITH A MOVEMENT CLOSER TO STARR STAN! DUBIAN COVERS HIM! AS BRIAN DANIELS WATCHES ON WHILE BACKING OUT OF THE OPEN CHAMBER DOOR… FAMILIAR? I THINK SO.
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!….. TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!….. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Ring Announcer: Starr Stan has been eliminated!
Matt Ryder: AND WE’RE DOWN TO THE FINAL THREE! Starr Stan, Brian Daniels, and our former champ Hades are all gone! We’re about to have a brand new champion in one of these three extremists! Now Dubian and Anderson are going at it! Exchanging wild fists to each others head! BUT HERE COMES NORMAN! NORMAN CHARGES AT BOTH DUBIAN AND ALEX! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! BUT ALEX AND DUBIAN TEAM TOGETHER TO TAKE DOWN NORMAN FOR A DOUBLE BRIDGING HATCH SUPLEX! THEY’RE BOTH PINNING NORMAN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!….. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!…..
Eddie Mack: NORMAN KICKS OUT OF IT! MY LORD! NORMAN IS ONE STRONG EXTREMIST! Both Dubian and Alex go shuffling back to their feet… only return to beating each others heads in! But Dub swiftly swings behind Alex… I THINK HE WANTS STARR’S BRIDGE! BUT ALEX… ALEX IS TRYING TO SEPARATE DUB’S HANDS APART! TRYING HIS VERY BEST TO FIGHT OUT OF IT! BUT DUB GOES RUNNING INTO THE CORNER! FORCING ALEX GUT FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! And now Dubian is unleashing with fury of fists to the back of Anderson’s skull! And HOISTS him onto the top rope!
Matt Ryder: Dubian is going climbing up with him! This can’t be good for either! DUBIAN… DUBIAN IS SETTING HIM UP FOR THE STARR’S BRIDGE OFF THE TOP ROPE! HE HAS HIM PULLED IN— WHAT?! NORMAN JUST CAME UNDER ANDERSON’S LEGS! HE’S GOT ALEX LIFTED UP IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION! AND HE FALLS BACK… ELECTRIC CHAIR…. STARR’S BRIDGE! ALL CONNECTING! THE TRIO TOWER FALLS, BUT THEY FALL TO THE OUTSIDE AS NORMAN DIRECTS THEM THAT WAY! BODIES SMASHING THE STEEL STRUCTURE’S FLOORING!!! NORMAN MANAGES TO STAY ON THE INSIDE!
Eddie Mack: This is absolute carnage! Norman exits out of the ring to more than likely inflict more pain to his opposition! As he slowly lifts Dubian up by his gut… OH GOD! OH GOD! THE GUTRENCH POWERBOMB! IT CONNECTS! AND DUBIAN GOES SPINE FIRST INTO THAT CAREER ENDING STEEL! And Anderson is trying to pull himself via the wall, but I don’t think that was too genius! Norman’s found his new target! Norman makes his way over to Anderson… LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW FROM ANDERSON! WHAT A CHEAP MOVE! YOU CAN SEE THE DESPERATION KICKING IN! And Anderson is up! AND DROPS NORMAN NOSE FIRST INTO THE STEEL WITH A BRUTAL DDT!
Matt Ryder: Anderson taking some time to himself, leaning back against the chamber while looking at the two that’s grounded before him… neither of them are moving! But what is Anderson thinking of here?! He’s climbing the steel structure, sliding his way over to the pod Brian dived off of earlier! Oh no! PLEASE NO! ALEX IS SIZING UP NORMAN… NORMAN’S SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY TO HIS FEET! HE’S UP! AND ANDERSON DIVES OFF THE POD FOR A CROSSBODY TO NORMAN! BUT OH MY GOD! DUBIAN… DUBIAN SHOVES NORMAN SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL AND CONNECTS WITH A MOVEMENT CLOSER IN MID-AIR! HOLY SH*T! EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE, BUT ANDERSON’S SKULL JUST WENT CRUSHING INTO THE STEEL FLOOR! AND… ANDERSON IS BUSTED OPEN! HE’S BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE AS DUBIAN TURNS HIM OVER AND COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!….. TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!…… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Eddie Mack: NO! OH MY GOD! NO! ANDERSON THROWS A SHOULDER UP RIGHT BEFORE THE THREE COUNT! WHAT KIND OF INSANITY IS THIS?! Dubian can’t even believe it! Everybody attending live are on their feet in awe! BUT NORMAN GRABS DUBIAN BY THE HEAD AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE STEEL CHAMBER WALL! AND STARTS REPEATEDLY SMASHING HIS HEAD INTO THE WALL! ONE TIME AFTER ANOTHER! AND DUBIAN…. DUBIAN IS BUSTED OPEN AS WELL! BUT NORMAN CONTINUES TO SMASH HIS HEAD IN! NORMAN IS RELENTLESS… AND HE HOOKS DEVAN DUBIAN IN! FRACTURED INTENT! THE JACKHAMMER! HE GOT IT ON THE OUTSIDE! CONVERTED INTO A PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!….. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!……. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Matt Ryder: AND DUBIAN GETS A SHOULDER UP! WOW! ANOTHER CLOE CALL! CLOSE CALLS ONE AFTER ANOTHER! Norman looks on with such a confused look across his face… he looks tired, beaten up, and drained, but yet he continues to press forward! He slowly pulls Dubian back to his feet… LIFTING HIM UP! SUPLEX BACK INTO THE RING! WAIT, NO! DUBIAN KNEES NORMAN IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! FORCING NORMAN TO DROP HIM! Dubian slowly backs up…. DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY! WHAT A DEVASTATING PENDULUM LARIAT TO NORMAN! TAKING BOTH MEN FLIPPING BACK INTO THE RING!
Eddie Mack: And Dubian immediately mounts over Norman, delivering slow, but huge closed fists to his head! Dub’s blood trickling down his face onto Norman! And Anderson is slowly starting to rise back up! Pulling himself up with the ropes! And Norman! Norman with a headbutt to Dub! And another! There’s a third! Just enough to force Dubian off of him… Dubian staggers back groggy, as Norman pushes himself to his feet.. Anderson is back up! Norman lifts Dubian up! SIDEWALK SLAM! BUT DUBIAN SWINGS HIS LOWER BODY UPWARD, CONNECTING WITH A KNEE TO NORMAN’S FACE!
Matt Ryder: And Dubian falls behind Norman, while wrapping his neck under his arm! INVERTED DDT! NO! NO! NORMAN OUT-STRENGTHS DUBIAN AND LIFTS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! But Dubian is able to struggle off his shoulders! Dubian lands behind him! TURNS HIM AROUND! THE MOVEMENT CLOSER! HE’S GOT HIM! HE HAS TO— NO! NORMAN SHOVES DUBIAN OFF OF HIM! AND LOOK! THERE’S ANDERSON IN THE RING! HE WHIPS NORMAN BY THE ARM TO HIM… THE ACES OF SPADES! IT GOES THROUGH! THE DEVASTATING LARIAT CONNECTS! ANDERSON PINS NORMAN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!…… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!…… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Eddie Mack: BUT NORMAN KICKS OUT AT TWO! THAT WAS NEARdLY A THREE COUNT! ANOTHER CLOSE CALL, CLOSE, BUT NO CIGAR! And Dub hardly takes any timetime to get back to his feet! As he rushes at Anderson with a clothesline! BUT ANDERSON TAKES DUB DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG! Dub doesn’t hesitate to get up and charge again! THIS TIME IS TAKEN DOWN WITH A SIDE HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN! Dubian’s up again! He’s surely got some fight left in him still! BUT ANDERSON WITH A STIFF KICK! STUNNER! STUNNER! ANDERSON GOT HIM WITH THE STUNNER! Dubian goes flopping backwards, landing in a seated position in the corner!
Matt Ryder: Anderson goes backing up into the opposite corner… AND GOES CHARGING AT DUBIAN! RUNNING CURB STOMP CONNECTING WITH DUB’S JAW! HE MAY HAVE A BROKEN JAW! DUBIAN’S KNOCKED OUT! BUT PLAYS IT SMART AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! But Anderson reaches in between the second rope and pulls Dubian back in the ring by his head! He has his legs dangling off the second rope! NECK HUNG HANGMAN DDT! WAIT, DUBIAN PUSHES HIMSELF OFF THE SECOND ROPE! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM DUBIAN! DUBIAN AND ANDERSON ARE WEARING CRIMSON MASKS! BUT STILL FIGHT ON!
Eddie Mack: THERE’S AN— NO! ALEX WHIPS DUB OFF THE ROPES! DUB COMES SPRINTING BACK! FLAPJACK! HE’S GOT THE FIRST HALF OF THE ECLIPSE CONNECTED! ALEX RUNS OFF THE ROPES FOR THE LEG DROP! But Dub rolls under Alex as he runs! Alex goes running off the ropes once more! Dubian’s up! CLOTHESLINE FROM DUB! BUT ALEX DUCKS UNDER IT! HE GOES REBOUNDING FOR A THIRD TIME! THE MOVEMENT CLOSER! THE MOVEMENT CLOSER! DUBIAN CAUGHT HIM! HE GOT HIM! IT CONNECTED! OUT OF NOWHERE! DUBIAN COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!….. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!……. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Ring Announcer: Alex Anderson has been eliminated!
Matt Ryder: HE’S GONE! ANDERSON IS GONE! DUBIAN GETS HIS SECOND ELIMINATION! AND HIS THIRD COULD BE HIS ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP VICTORY! Dubian is waving goodbye to Anderson! And it’s down to two! We’re going to have a new champion in Dubian or Norman! Who will it be?!—- THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE CONNECTS ON DUB! WHERE DID NORMAN COME FROM?! NORMAN COVERS! WE’RE ABOUT TO HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!…… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!….. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Eddie Mack: DUBIAN KICKS OUT! DUBIAN KICKS OUT! WE CONTINUE ONWARD! HE’S STILL GOT SOME FIGHT LEFT IN HIM! HE COULD FULFILL HIS BOYHOOD DREAM TONIGHT! HIS CINDERELLA STORY COULD COME TRUE! I don’t think Norman wants to allow that! I think Norman wants to end his dream tonight! Norman slowly lifts Dubian back to his feet…. And Norman tosses him to the corner! BODY AVALANCHE FROM NORMAN! BUT DUB SIDESTEPS IT! DUB TRANSITIONS HIMSELF BEHIND NORMAN…. STARR’S BRIDGE! IS HE REALLY? HE IS! THAT BEAUTIFUL STRENGTH! HE GOT IT! HE GOT IT! DUB’S GOING TO WIN HIS FIRST WORLD TITLE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!….. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!……. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Matt Ryder: NORMAN SHOVES DUB OFF OF HIM! THE MATCH CONTINUES! Both of these men are having trouble getting back to a vertical stance! The blood has to be blinding Dubian by now! Norman’s had a hell of a beaten during this entire match! There’s a fist from Norman! And one from Dubian! They’re on their knees! BUT DUBIAN! DUBIAN HAS A HOLD AROUND NORMAN’S NECK… GUILLOTINE CHOKE! HE’S CHOKING NORMAN OUT! BUT NORMAN IS LIFTING DUBIAN UP! DUB’S TIGHTENING THAT GRIP! BUT NORMAN RAMS DUB SPINE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! BUT THE HOLD STAYS LOCKED IN! NORMAN BACKS UP AGAIN…. AND RAMS DUB INTO THE CORNER ONCE MORE! THE HOLD IS LOOSENED!
Eddie Mack: NORMAN SLIPS HIS HEAD OUT OF THE HOLD! AND TOSSES DUB IN THE AIR! AND DUBIAN COMES CRASHING BACK DOWN INTO A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! THAT LOOKS LIKE THE FEUER FREI! ADAPTED BY HIS RAGNAROK COMRADE LANNISTER! AND BEFORE DUBIAN FALLS BACK… NORMAN CONNECTS WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! DUBIAN LANDS ON HIS DAMN NECK! IT MAY BE SNAPPED IN HALF! HE WAS JUST TURNED INSIDE OUT! NORMAN COVERS! OH MY GOD!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!…… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!….. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND THE NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… NORMANNNNNNN HELLIOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!
(“The Devil In I” by Slipknot plays loudly throughout the arena… as the referee grabs the Answers World Championship from the officials, handing it over to Norman Hellion who’s only made it to his knees. He looks at his reflection in the Answers World Championship… muttering a few things to himself, before lifting the championship up high with his right hand)
Eddie Mack: NORMAN DID IT! HE’S BRUISED, HE’S BATTERED, BUT HE’S CERTAINLY A WINNER AFTER THIS MATCH! HE TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING TO GET TO WHERE HE’S AT RIGHT NOW! BUT HE PULLED THROUGH THE ENTIRE MATCH AND WON IT ALL! NORMAN HELLION FINISHED DUBIAN OFF WITH A LITTLE OF RAGNAROK’S SPIRIT! AFTER GETTING SCREWED OVER TIME AFTER TIME IN WORLD CHAMPIONShIP MATCHES! HE OVERCOMES THE CHAMBER AND WALKS OUT CHAMPION!
Matt Ryder: JUST WOW! NORMAN HELLION WINS HIS VERY FIRST ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! THE FIRST OF HIS BRETHREN! THIS WAS TRULY A REMARKABLE POINT IN NORMAN’S CAREER! AND THIS ONLY SEEMS TO BE THE BEGINNING OF WHAT IS TO COME! BUT WILL HE BE THE FIRST NEWLY CROWNED CHAMPION TONIGHT? I’M ABSOLUTELY PUMPED TO SEE WHAT COMES NEXT! WHAT A FANTASTIC WAY TO START OUT THE NIGHT! THE AGE OF RAGNAROK HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN!
(Camera fades elsewhere, as the last thing everyone see’s is Norman Hellion celebrating on the middle rope, raising the Answers World Championship with only his right hand, holding his side with the other)
( Camera pans backstage with EAW’s exclusive interviewer… PIERRE MCGUIRE! )
Pierre: Ladies and gentlemen… my guest at this time… EAW Champion… JACOB SENN!
( Senn appears into the picture, where Pierre creepily nudges near him. )
Pierre: Jacob, I know you have a match to prepare for later tonight, so I’ll make this as short as possible – What is it going to take for you to walk out STILL the EAW Champion?
Senn: What’s it going to take? Is this an honest question, Pierre? Perhaps you should stick to interviewing Showdown extremists, because you’ve made it quite apparent you don’t know jack about Voltage. It’s not going to take me, “anything” to retain this championship that’s around my waist. The question should be, what’s it going to take for it to come OFF of me?
That is the question, Pierre… but I’m the only one with the answer. And it’s as simple as this: You can’t conquer… the conqueror. Walking into tonight, out of the three world champions – I was the most stable champion. And we just witnessed one of those three champions fall, in Hades the Hellraiser. Perhaps Mr. DEDEDE will follow suit, perhaps not… but I’ll show the world, specifically here tonight, why Jacob Senn is the premier champion in Extreme Answers Wrestling. As I…
Beat. Battle. Conquer.
( Jacob Senn walks off, and the screen fading elsewhere with it. )
(“The Wreckoning” by Nonpoint plays all throughout the arena as Scott Oasis makes his way to the stage in his usual ring attire)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it’s for the INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!… First, the challenger, making his way to the ring… from Baltimore, Maryland!… weighing in at 260 pounds!… SCOTT OOOOOAAAAASSSSSIIIIISSSSS!!!…
Matt Ryder: Here comes the rather dominant challenger himself; Scott Oasis! He’s really been pulling Miles by the strings all month long and hardly has given him any breathing room! Not since Scott Oasis won that battle royal to get here in the first place! All he has to do is win now!
(“California Love” by Tupac ft. Dr. Dre plays all throughout the arena as Matt Miles makes his way to the stage in a black and gold trimmed trench coat with “MTM” inscribed on the back with the Interwire Championship around his waist)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, making his way to the ring… from San Diego, California!… weighing in at 224 pounds!… HE’S THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING INTERWIRE CHAMPION… MATT MMMMMIIIIILLLLLEEEEESSSSS!!!…
Eddie Mack: I’m amazed this guy is still standing— he has gone through some brutal attacks from Scott Oasis, but still manages to fight on! Let’s see if he can pull off the victory tonight! And retain that beloved Interwire Championship!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eddie Mack: There’s the bell and both men explode out of their respective corners and lock up in the middle of the ring! Scott Oasis uses his strength to push Matt Miles towards one of the corners but Miles jumps up onto the second rope and leaps over Oasis to take him down with an arm drag! Miles and Oasis get back up to a vertical base at the same time and lock up with each other once again and once again Oasis uses his strength to his advantage as he has Miles in a wrist lock! Oasis pulls Miles’ arm right behind him to apply more pressure but Miles bounces off of the ropes and knocks Oasis down to the mat! The look on Oasis’ face shows that he’s clearly frustrated with Miles as he gets back up to a vertical base and both of them lock up yet again! Oasis with a cheap shot in on Miles! A hard right hand to the abdomen of Miles as Oasis sends a hard elbow to the back of Miles as Miles collapses to his knees! Oasis now has Miles in a headlock and wrenches it over and over again! Miles struggles to get out of it but Oasis lets go and knees Miles in the face to put him down! Oasis yells at Miles to stand up as Miles gets up to one knee but is taken back down with an elbow to the face! A sadistic grin is plastered across Oasis’ face as the crowd boos him for his actions in this match! Oasis doesn’t care what they think as he taunts them and the crowd boos him even more! You might want to turn around! Oasis does so and… Miles with a clothesline! That takes Oasis down immediately! The crowd cheers for Miles as he pumps them up for what he’s about to do! Oasis gets back up to a vertical base as Miles sends a hard chop to the chest of Oasis! Followed by another and another and another! The crowd woos after each chop as Miles connects with a dropkick! The champion has full control of this match!
Matt Ryder: Oasis leans on the ropes for support in his corner… Miles charges! A big boot to the face of Miles! Oasis caught Miles with the boot just like that! Miles staggers backwards and holds his jaw as Oasis walks over to him and connects with a European uppercut to Miles’ exposed jaw! Oasis chuckles and takes Miles down with a DDT! Then he hooks the leg!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!………
Matt Ryder: Miles kicks out just after the count of one! It’s going to take a lot more than that to beat the champion! Miles isn’t going to let Oasis take away his title that easy! Oasis runs his hand through his hair and wonders what to do now as he gets back up to a vertical base and brings Miles up with him… then Oasis tosses Miles into the corner and sends a few punches and kicks to Miles! Oasis takes a few steps back as he’s setting Miles up for something here but Miles pulls himself up on the apron and pushes on the ropes for a pendulum kick! No! Oasis catches his legs and swings them right into the ring post! Miles falls down onto the ring apron as Oasis smirks wide! Miles rolls into the ring and struggles to get up but makes it to one knee as Oasis picks Miles up and drops him down with a scoop slam! Oasis picks Miles up again and is going for something else… wheelbarrow neckbreaker! It connects! New champion?!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!………
Eddie Mack: No! Miles kicks out just before the count of three! The champion isn’t going down without a fight! Oasis shakes his head and elbows Miles in the chest as he gets back up and brings Miles up with him again… Miles punches Oasis in the face! Oasis staggers backwards as Miles charges! A huge lariat! Miles connects with that and hooks the leg!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!………
Eddie Mack: Oasis kicks out just after the count of one! Miles hasn’t done nearly enough to keep Oasis down for at least three seconds! Both men are back up to their feet as Miles charges and takes Oasis down with a clothesline! Miles yells at Oasis to get back up as he’s looking to turn this match around! Oasis gets back up only to get taken down with another clothesline! Then another as soon as he gets back up for the third time! Oasis gets back up but this time Miles connects with a running back elbow! Miles bounces off of the ropes now and connects with a leg drop on Oasis! Both of them are out of it after having taken a lot out of them so far in his match! Miles slowly crawls over to Oasis as the crowd cheers him on… Miles just about makes it to Oasis and drapes his arm over him!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!………
Matt Ryder: Oasis kicks out just before the count of three! That’s two close calls now! That isn’t going to keep Oasis down though as he rolls over in the ring and both men are now on their stomachs trying to get back up to their feet! Oasis is on his feet first and walks over to Miles who’s on his hands and knees… Miles with a kick to the leg of Oasis! Followed by a kick to the abdomen and then the chest as Miles connects with a picture perfect dropkick! Oasis is down as Miles lays into him and sends a few punches left and right to the face! Miles doesn’t let up one bit but is quickly turned over on his back by Oasis who now mounts him and sends a few punches left and right of his own! A furry of shots from Oasis here as he doesn’t let up until the referee has to pull him away from Miles! Oasis holds his hands up and stops the attack but stalks Miles… Miles is back up now… Oasis with a European uppercut! Miles staggers backwards as Oasis connects with another European uppercut and that one pushes him against the ropes! Oasis knees Miles in the abdomen and lifts Miles’ leg onto the apron! What’s he thinking?! Oasis pulls his shin underneath the rope and applies more pressure against Miles’ leg! The referee starts to count but Oasis pulls Miles off of the ropes and drives a back elbow into his face! Oasis whips Miles off of the ropes and waits for Miles to rebound off of the opposing ropes… European uppercut! No! Miles ducks underneath it and punches Oasis in the mouth as Oasis staggers backwards! Oasis punches Miles in the mouth now! Miles punches Oasis right back in the mouth! A punch from Oasis is followed by a punch from Miles as these two men are trading blows in the middle of the ring! Miles connects with a knee to the gut of Oasis as he’s looking to end this right here and right now! Oasis holds his gut as Miles sets him up… MIDAS TOUCH!!! IT CONNECTS!!! THAT HAS TO BE IT! WAIT!!! NO! OASIS OVERPOWERS MILES AND REVERSES IT AS HE HAS MILES… PILEDRIVER!!! IT CONNECTS!!! NEW CHAMPION!!! NEW CHAMPION!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!!!!!!!………
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“The Wreckoning” by Nonpoint plays all throughout the arena as Scott Oasis is handed the Interwire Championship)
Ring Announcer: Here’s your winner… AND NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION… SCOTT OOOOOAAAAASSSSSIIIIISSSSS!!!
Matt Ryder: What a match, what a finish and what an upset that was, bro! I had thought Matt Miles would retain his title here tonight but Scott Oasis was just more determined, more eager and more hungry!
Eddie Mack: I wouldn’t say it was an upset, Matt. Many may have thought Matt Miles would still be the Interwire Champion by the end of the night but Scott Oasis was, as you said, more determined, more eager and more hungry and that? That’s why he’s the new champion.
Matt Ryder: Well, bro, lets not take anything away from the former champion. I mean, despite losing the match, Matt Miles fought until the very end and made sure Scott Oasis would have give him his all if he wanted to beat him. A fighting champion he was and that’s admirable!
Eddie Mack: Admirable, indeed… WAIT! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! SCOTT OASIS JUST SMACKED MATT MILES ACROSS THE HEAD WITH THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! NOW HE’S JUST LAYING INTO THE FORMER CHAMPION WITH AN ONSLAUGHT OF PUNCHES! LEFT AND RIGHT! THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL AND IS TRYING TO STOP THIS AT ONCE!
Matt Ryder: OASIS HAS THAT SADISTIC GRIN ON HIS FACE AGAIN AS HE PICKS MILES UP! PILEDRIVER!!! IT CONNECTS!!! My God… Miles isn’t moving! Is he even breathing after that?! That Piledriver had to of taken the life out of him! Oasis now raises the Interwire Championship for all to see!
Eddie Mack: Oasis exists the ring now as medics are out here to check on Miles. Hopefully he’s alright and isn’t in a critical condition. I want a rematch between these two and I want Miles to get his redemption!
(Camera fades elsewhere, as Scott Oasis backs up the ramp with his newly won Interwire Championship raised in the air… and a grin on his face)
( Screen pans to the backstage area, with yet again – EAW’s very own – PIERRE MCGUIRE. )
Pierre: Ladies and gentlemen… please welcome, THE NEW… ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… NORMAN… HELLION!!!!!!
( Norman enters into the picture with the AWC draped over his shoulder, finally with a smirk on his face. )
Pierre: I must, say… this is the first time I have seen you with a joyous look to you, Norman. So tell me – how does it feel to be world champion?
Norman: What is it, they say? Every beginning comes from another beginning’s end. Tonight, I ended Hades the Hellraiser’s reign on top of the world. But truth be told, Pierre… I am not joyful. I am relieved. This title should have been mine months ago. But tonight, Starr Stan and everyone else couldn’t take what has been rightfully mine all along. And I am going to reign for a VERY, VERY LONG TIME… to make up for lost time. It doesn’t matter who comes next….
( Pierre steps out of the picture, as a third voice is heard in the background. )
??? : You have made RAGNAROK very proud tonight, Lannister’s friend.
( Lannister appears into the picture as he embraces Norman Hellion with a RAGNAROK hug, before stepping back and taking a look at Norman’s piece of gold. )
Lannister: Lannister congratulates you on your success, but he cannot stay along. He has a match to prepare for himself. He just wanted to let you know, this was a long time coming, and much deserving.
Norman: Go get yours, brother.
Lannister: That… That Lannister will. For RAGNAROK.
Norman: For RAGNAROK.
( Lannister walks off as the camera fades back to the arena. )
(Video package plays for Ryan Savage and Sephiroth’s feud over the Pure Championship)
(Camera cuts back to the Prudential Center as a countdown appears on the titantron)
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(“Twisted Transistor” plays all throughout the arena as Y2Impact makes his way out to the stage dressed in a Referee uniform)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall and is for the PURE CHAMPIONSHIP!!…. First, introducing the Special Guest Referee for this contest…. HE IS THE GENERAL MANAGER OF VOLTAGE…. Y! TWO!! IMMMMMMMMMPPPPPAAAAACCCCCTTTT!!!….
Mercer: The Voltage GM looks ready to give the people what they want tonight: a true, PURE battle between two great athletes. I’m ready to see him explore his impressive abilities as a Referee tonight!
( “Scream Aim Fire” by Bullet For My Valentine plays all throughout the arena while a stoic Sephiroth makes his way out to the stage)
Announcer: First, the challenger…. Making his way to the ring…. From Roanoke, Virginia!…. Weighing in at 250 pounds!…. HE IS “MALICE INCARNATE”….. SEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPHHHHIIIRRROOOOTTTHHH!!!….
Kawajai: Sephiroth looks as serious as ever as he makes his way to the ring… You can tell there’s nothing on his mind by the thought of making that Pure Championship his once again.
(“Revolution Dominion” by Black Mask plays all throughout the arena as a determined Ryan Savage makes his way out to the stage with his Pure Championship around his waist)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way to the ring…. From Cleveland, Ohio!…. Weighing in at 235 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW PURE CHAMPION…. “THE REAPER” RYAN SAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVAAAAAGGGGEEE!!!….
Mercer: Ryan Savage told Sephiroth last week that he was coming here tonight to knock his teeth down his throat and humiliate him, but that’s A LOT easier said than done. Ryan’s got a lot on his plate tonight and I don’t think even HE will be able to finish it all…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Kawajai: Here we go as both men charge! Ryan immediately takes Sephiroth down with a big lariat! Sephiroth scrambling back to his feet, but Ryan’s already on him with a forearm! Another forearm sends Sephiroth backpedaling into the nearest corner! Ryan charges and NAILS him with a big corner clothesline! European uppercut connects! Headbutt connects! Ryan rushes to the adjacent corner of the ring with a smirk to Referee Y2Impact… AND EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH MOMENTUM AT HIS BACK! SEPHIROTH EXPLODES OUT OF HIS OWN CORNER AND MEETS RYAN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A LOUD BOOT OFF THE FACE! SEPHIROTH UNLOADING WITH OPEN-HAND CHOPS OFF THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION! THERE’S A SPINNING BACKHAND! Sephiroth in full control as he pulls Ryan in! PICKING HIM UP… No–Ryan’s fighting it! Ryan using his weight to keep Sephiroth from picking him up for a potential powerbomb! Ryan picks Sephiroth up! Maneuvering his opponent onto his shoulders and into a fireman’s carry position… RYAN CHARGES! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE CORNER!!
Mercer: Absolutely devastating maneuver from Ryan Savage as he quickly gets back up to a vertical base and goes back to the adjacent corner… HE COMES CHARGING! Hold on–Impact stops him dead in his tracks as he checks on the well-being of Sephiroth in the corner… Ryan looking frustrated, he seems suspicious of this… RYAN RUSHES FORWARD ANYWAY! CANNON BALL SENTON CONNECTS INTO SEPHIROTH AS IMPACT GETS OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME!! Ryan quickly gets back to his feet to get face to face with a furious Y2Impact! Impact scolding Ryan for nearly hitting him!
Impact: That’s one rope break penalized!
Kawajai: Oh come on! You can’t honestly call this fair! But then again, did anyone really expect it to be fair? RYAN SHRUGS AND CHARGES! A SECOND CANNON BALL SENTON CONNECTS INTO SEPHIROTH!! Ryan immediately gets in the face of Impact as he gets back to his feet after that one… A damaged Sephiroth rolls out to the ring apron as Ryan blows off Impact and follows his opponent… Sephiroth seems to be trying to recuperate on the outside as Ryan–Impact stops Ryan, telling him to wait for the count-out against Sephiroth.. Ryan with a middle finger to Impact’s face! You can be damn sure the Voltage General Manager didn’t appreciate that as Ryan goes out to the apron and targets Sephiroth, who rises back to his feet… RYAN CHARGES! CANNON BALL SENTON OFF THE APRON!! SEPHIROTH DODGES IT THIS TIME AS RYAN CRASHES HARD ON THE OUTSIDE! Ryan’s hurt, but he’s trying to get back up as quickly as possible, but he’s grabbed from behind by Sephiroth! SEPHIROTH DRIVES RYAN SKULL-FIRST RIGHT INTO THE NEAREST RINGPOST! Sephiroth turns Ryan around and nails him with a kick to the gut! Pulling him in! HE’S GOT HIM UP! POWERBOMB CONNECTS RIGHT ACROSS THE EDGE OF THE APRON!!!
Mercer: A stream of blood rolls down the forehead of Ryan from that ringpost shot as he drops down to his knees and onto the mat in pain! A damaged Sephiroth quickly rolls back into the ring! Impact starts his count!
Impact: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN!
Kawajai: I think Impact’s going a bit fast there! The Championship CAN change hands as a result of a count-out and that’s about what we’re gonna witness if Impact doesn’t slow it down!
Mercer: Slow it down, Kawa? What, for the benefit of Ryan? That would be cheating…
Impact: THIRTEEN! FOURTEEN! FIFTEEN! SIXTEEN!
Kawajai: Ryan knows the odds are against him as he uses the apron to aid him! He needs to hurry!
Impact: EIGHTEEN! NINETEEN!
Mercer: RYAN ROLLS UNDER THE ROPES JUST BEFORE THE FINAL COUNT! SEPHIROTH WASTES ABSOLUTELY NO TIME GOING BACK TO WORK AS HE DROPS KNEE AFTER KNEE AFTER KNEE INTO THE BACK OF RYAN SAVAGE! Ryan doing all he can to push through the onslaught and get back to his feet, but Sephiroth isn’t letting up for even a second! Sephiroth just laying into the Champion! RYAN FORCES HIS WAY THROUGH SEPHIROTH’S ASSAULT WITH A VICIOUS PALM STRIKE OFF THE NOSE OF HIS OPPONENT!
Impact: THAT’S ANOTHER ROPE BREAK PENALIZED!
Kawajai: What?! Come on! That was a palm strike! Ryan looks as confused as the rest of us! There’s nothing against the rules about–SEPHIROTH WITH A CHEAPSHOT OFF THE FACE OF RYAN!! THAT WAS A BLATANT CLOSED-FIST SHOT! IMPACT ISN’T DOING DAMN THING ABOUT IT AS SEPHIROTH PULLS RYAN IN!! PICKING HIM UP! SHADES OF THEIR SHOCK VALUE MATCH! DRIVEN BY ENMITY!!!! NO–THE WIDOWS PEAK IS NO GOOD AS RYAN TURNS IT INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN!! IMPACT NOT EVEN COUNTING THE FALL! SEPHIROTH KICKS OUT AND ROLLS OUT OF IT–HE’S DRAGGED DOWN BY RYAN! CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!! NO–THE FADE IS NO GOOD AS SEPHIROTH ROLLS THROUGH IT! BOTH MEN RACING BACK TO THEIR FEET! THEY’RE UP!! THEY CHARGE! SPEAR!!! RYAN SAVAGE NEARLY BREAKS SEPHIROTH IN HALF WITH A SPEAR AS HE TAKES A PAGE OUT OF HIS MENTOR, MR. DEDEDE’S BOOK! HE COVERS SEPHIROTH!
Impact: OOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE………………….
Mercer: And Sephiroth kicks out of it! Ryan seems to be a little angry with Impact’s counting abilities as he seems to be insulting the Voltage General Manager… Ryan grabs a hold of Sephiroth and drags him back up… Ryan telling Impact “watch this” before pulling Sephiroth in!
Kawajai: LOWBLOW?!! SEPHIROTH WITH A BLATANT LOWBLOW ON RYAN SAVAGE!! COME ON! YOU’RE JOKING! IMPACT’S GONNA ALLOW THAT?! DIDN’T HE WANT THIS MATCH TO BE PURE?!
Mercer: Low blow? What low blow?
Kawajai: Absolutely disgusting abuse of authority from Impact! SEPHIROTH PICKS UP RYAN ONTO HIS SHOULDERS WITH IMPRESSIVE STRENGTH! HE STARTS CHARGING! TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB CONNECTS!!! RYAN STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER AND INTO A KICK TO THE GUT FROM SEPHIROTH! SEPHIROTH PULLS HIM IN! PICKING HIM UP! HATRED’S HYMN!!! DEVASTATING POWERBOMB ONTO BOTH KNEES CONNECTS FROM SEPHIROTH!!! SEPHIROTH WITH THE COVER ON RYAN!
Impact: ONE! TWO!
Mercer: RYAN MANAGES TO KICK OUT! RYAN’S STILL IN THIS! SOMEHOW! Sephiroth looks none too pleased with this and neither does Impact as he tells Sephiroth to end it! Sephiroth looks to do just that as he grabs a hold of Ryan by his hair and slowly drags him back up to his feet… Pulling him in! SETTING HIM UP!! CALL OF MALICE!!!! NO–RYAN REVERSES IT AS HE PICKS UP SEPHIROTH INSTEAD!!! CALL OF MALICE!!!! RYAN SAVAGE HITS A CALL OF MALICE OF HIS OWN!!! THE CHAMPION COVERS FOR THE POSSIBLE VICTORY!!
Impact: OOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE…………………. TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…………
Kawajai: SEPHIROTH KICKS OUT; COME ON WITH THOSE COUNTS! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS! RYAN HAS SOME SELECT WORDS FOR THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE IMPACT! Ryan shakes his head in displeasure with this as he grabs a hold of Sephiroth and drags him back up… PULLING HIM IN!! DARKER THAN BLACK!!!! DEVASTATING PACKAGE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS AS RYAN GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Impact: OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE………………… TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……………………… THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Mercer: AND ANOTHER KICK OUT FROM SEPHIROTH! WHAT RESILIENCE FROM THE CHALLENGER TONIGHT!
Kawajai: You’re kidding me, right?
Mercer: SEPHIROTH SHOWING THE HEART OF A CHAMPION HERE TONIGHT! Ryan says something like “watch this” to Impact as he pulls Sephiroth back up… Looking for something big as he pulls him in! SETTING HIM UP! ENTER DESPAIR!!!! ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING HANSO BOMB CONNECTS AS SEPHIROTH’S SKULL IS DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS!! RYAN HOOKS BOTH LEGS AS IMPACT HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO COUNT IT!
Impact: OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE……………………. TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO………………………. TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE………………….
Kawajai: Impact has no other choice!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Revolution Dominion” by Black Mask plays all throughout the arena as Ryan Savage is handed his Pure Championship from the timekeeper as Impact looks on)
Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall…. AND STTTTTTTTTIIIIILLLLLLL PURE CHAMPION….. RYAN SAAAAAAAAVVVVVVAAAAAAGGGGEEE!!!!
Kawajai: Despite the blatant odds against him, Ryan Savage picks up another impressive victory over Sephiroth here tonight to retain his Pure Championship!
Mercer: Would be more impressive if he wasn’t so disrespectful of Impact’s authority all throughout the match…
Kawajai: Impact doesn’t look much too happy about it as he and Ryan stare down, but it looks like Ryan might actually be able to control himself as they say something to one another… Impact takes his leave, but you can tell he’s not too happy about–RYAN PULLS HIM BACK AND NAILS IMPACT WITH A SHOT TO THE GUT!! HE PULLS HIM IN!! DARKER THAN BLACK!!!! RYAN SAVAGE LAYS OUT THE VOLTAGE GENERAL MANAGER!!
Mercer: Somebody throw this guy out of here! In fact, the match decision should be reversed! Sephiroth should be Pure Champion right now! I can’t believe this guy!
Kawajai: Ryan’s only returning the favor from last week’s Voltage and he returned it in spades! Congratulations to Ryan Savage!
(The camera cuts to the backstage interview area where Eve is standing there, waiting on her next interview.)
Eve: Please help me welcome one of the six competitors in the World Heavyweight Championship Elimination Chamber Match… National Extreme Champion, AREN MSTISLAV!!!
(Aren Mstislav comes up to view as he holds the National Extreme Championship on his shoulder with a smile on his face.)
Eve: Aren, tonight you have a chance to make history and walk out of the chamber with not just your National Extreme Championship, but the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. Are you confident that tonight is going to be the momentous night where you become world champion?
Aren Mstislav: Am I confident? Where does EAW find these interviewers, no offense? Yes, I am confident because you have to be, especially when entering a massive structure such as that. The Elimination Chamber is home to one thing: pain. Every man that has ever entered that structure, they don’t walk out the same when they exit it. And–
???: And that is why it takes a man with experience to win this match.
(Aren and Eve look over to see Tyler Parker come into view as he walks in on this interview.)
Aren: What a coincidence, I was wondering when I would see you interrupt me… again.
Tyler Parker: Hey, I am just breaking the hard truth to you. The Elimination Chamber is an unforgiving cage of malice and the truth is, it is going to take a person who has conquered this beast before to prevail and that is the man who won last year, Tyler Parker.
Aren: Are you Nas now, talking in third person?
Tyler: Ha, good one!
(A hand places itself on Tyler’s shoulder as we see Mr. DEDEDE come into view as he has the EAW World Heavyweight Championship around his waist.)
Mr. DEDEDE: You think tonight is your night, Tyler? You think you are going to defeat the eye in the sky? Trust me, many man has thought they can do what you are thinking, but you and your little wanna-be Russian Prince pal of yours… you both are going to be very disappointed when I keep this title. Good luck boys, because you’ll need luck and so much more to defeat me.
(Mr. DEDEDE walks off as Aren and Tyler look over to him with an angry stare on their faces.)
Aren/Tyler: Luck is for losers!
(Aren and Tyler both quickly glance at one another before they walk off as in the background we see Lucian Black just hanging in the background before he walks off and the camera cuts away.)
(Video package plays highlighting the feud between Cameron Ella Ava and Tarah Nova)
(Camera cuts back to the Prudential Center as “Boss’s Daughter” by Pop Evil plays all throughout the arena as Tarah Nova makes her way out to the stage in all black attire and the Hall Of Fame Championship around her waist)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall and is for the HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP!!…. First, the challenger…. Making her way to the ring…. From Detroit, Michigan!… Weighing in at 119 pounds!…. SHE IS “THE VIXEN KILLER”…. TARAH NOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVAAAAAA!!!….
Mercer: Needless to say, this entire rivalry took an interesting turn at Shock Value when Tarah Nova attempted to literally end the career of Cameron Ella Ava, and for a while, it was thought to be true. However, last week on Voltage, Cameron made a surprise return and looked to take back her Title, which leads us to tonight. Tarah looks as ready as ever to officially take that Title tonight. If she’s successful, she’ll automatically become an inductee in the 2015 Hall Of Fame.
(“Rumors” by Lindsay Lohan plays all throughout the arena as a determined Cameron Ella Ava makes her way out to the stage in custom black and pink attire)
Announcer: And her opponent!… Making her way to the ring…. From Los Angeles, California!…. Weighing in at 127 pounds!…. SHE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION…. CAMERON! ELLA!! AAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAA!!!…..
Kawajai: Cameron looks more determined than ever to get Tarah back for what happened to her at Shock Value as she starts charging down to the ring! HERE SHE COMES AS TARAH CHARGES AS WELL! CAMERON SLIDES INTO THE RING AND TAKES TARAH DOWN WITH A SPEAR AND IMMEDIATELY LAYS INTO HER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mercer: THIS VIXENS CONTEST FOR THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY AS CAMERON IMMEDIATELY BOMBARDS TARAH WITH A FLURRY OF SHOTS! TARAH DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO DEFEND HERSELF HERE, BUT CAMERON LOOKS AS THOUGH SHE’S ABSOLUTELY SNAPPED! THE REFEREE’S TRYING TO TELL HER TO BACK OFF ON THE UNRELENTING SHOTS, BUT CAMERON DOESN’T SEEM TO GIVE A DAMN!
Referee: COME ON! BREAK IT UP! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Kawajai: TARAH WITH A RAKE TO THE EYES OF CAMERON! Cameron’s temporarily blinded as she and Tarah scramble to get back to their feet! Tarah definitely feeling the damage done to her by her opponent, but it’ll take a lot more than that to keep her down as she pulls herself back up… TARAH CHARGES FORWARD AND JUMPS WITH A KNEE OFF THE SIDE OF CAMERON’S SKULL! A still slightly blinded Cameron goes stumbling into the nearest corner as Tarah doesn’t let up! SHE CHARGES WITH ANOTHER BIG KNEE INTO CAMERON! TARAH UNLOADING WITH AN ONSLAUGHT OF KNEES INTO HER OPPONENT! TARAH LAYING INTO CAMERON–CAMERON FORCES HER WAY THROUGH TARAH’S ATTACK AND TAKES HER DOWN! CAMERON LAYING INTO HER ONCE AGAIN AS THE REFEREE TRIES TO GET CAMERON OFF!
Mercer: TARAH CLUTCHES THE ROPES AND DRAGS HERSELF AWAY FROM CAMERON’S ATTACK AND TO THE OUTSIDE! Cameron looks like a possessed woman here as she attempts to grab at the hair of Tarah! Cameron quickly back up to her feet as Tarah attempts to recuperate… CAMERON WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE INTO TARAH AS SHE’S SENT REELING INTO THE BARRICADE! CAMERON CHARGES OFF OF THE ROPES AND COMES RUNNING FOR TARAH WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM!! SUICIDE DIVE!! TARAH SIDESTEPS IT AS CAMERON GOES SKULL-FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!! What a brutal crash and burn! Tarah’s barely able to keep up with the Hall of Fame Champion, but she’s taking advantage of every opportunity she gets here as she immediately lays into Cameron with a kick! Another kick straight to the ribs! Another kick connects as Cameron slowly tries to pull herself back to her feet using the barricade!
Kawajai: ANOTHER KICK! ANOTHER KICK! NO–CAMERON MANAGES TO CATCH THAT LAST ONE! CAMERON WITH A BRUTAL DRAGONSCREW LEGWHIP AS TARAH’S SENT ROLLING IN PAIN ON THE MAT OUTSIDE! CAMERON IMMEDIATELY GOES BACK TO HER ONSLAUGHT OF SHOTS ONTO THE DOWNED TARAH! TARAH DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST THIS MAD WOMAN THAT IS CAMERON ELLA AVA! CAMERON’S PROVING THE SAYING “HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN’S SCORN” TO BE A CEMENTED FACT TONIGHT! TARAH SLOWLY RISING BACK TO HER FEET AS BOTH WOMEN THROW LEFTS AND RIGHTS LIKE THEY’RE NOTHING! BRUTAL SHOTS JUST WAILING ON ONE ANOTHER AS THE REFEREE COUNTS THEM OUT!
Referee: ONE!!!……. TWO!!!!………. THREE!!!…….. FOUR!!!…….. FIVE!!!
Mercer: TARAH PLOWS THROUGH THE ATTACK OF CAMERON WITH A BRUTAL KNEE TO THE MID-SECTION! ANOTHER KNEE! TARAH DRIVES CAMERON SKULL-FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! Tarah may have just seized a perfect opportunity for herself in this match as she now rushes over to the ring and quickly rolls back in and rolls back out to break the count… Tarah looking to go back on the attack–CAMERON SPRINGS UP WITH A LOUD ELBOW OFF THE FACE OF TARAH! CAMERON GRABS TARAH BY HER HAIR! SHE THROWS HER CHALLENGER RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE LIKE A DAMN RAG DOLL!! Cameron not letting up for even a second in this match! CAMERON WITH MALICIOUS KICKS RIGHT INTO THE BODY OF TARAH NOVA! Cameron grabs a hold of Tarah by her face and drags her back up to her feet as she–TARAH BREAKS FREE AND NAILS CAMERON WITH A HEADBUTT! CAMERON REPLIES WITH A HEADBUTT OF HER OWN! TARAH WITH A HEADBUTT! CAMERON WITH A HEADBUTT! BOTH WOMEN WITH A HEADBUTT AT THE SAME TIME AS THEY LOOK DAZED! The Referee goes to the outside, doing anything he possibly can to restrain these two women!
Kawajai: I don’t think that’s gonna be even a remotely easy task! Tarah drives a knee right into the gut of Cameron and pulls her in for a headlock as she navigates her over towards the timekeeper’s barricade–CAMERON FORCES TARAH OFF AND DRIVES HER SPINE-FIRST INTO THAT BARRICADE! SHOULDER THRUST! ANOTHER SHOULDER THRUST! CAMERON LAYING INTO TARAH WITH SHOT AFTER SHOT! CAMERON WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE AS TARAH’S SENT OVER INTO THE TIMEKEEPER’S BOOTH!! CAMERON’S STILL NOT DONE AS SHE GRABS A HOLD OF TARAH BY HER HAIR AND DRAGS HER OUT OF THAT BOOTH! CAMERON ABSOLUTELY MERCILESS IN THIS MATCH! SHE–TARAH FORCES HER OFF AND NAILS CAMERON WITH A LOUD FOREARM OFF THE FACE! TARAH PUSHES THE TIMEKEEPER OVER AND TAKES HIS CHAIR!! SHE SWINGS IT!! CAMERON STOPS IT AND NAILS TARAH WITH A SHOT TO THE GUT! SHE TAKES THAT CHAIR–CAMERON SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO THE SKULL OF TARAH!!! THE REFEREE RINGS FOR THE BELL!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mercer: WELL THIS MATCH IS OVER, BUT IT DOESN’T SEEM THAT WAY TO CAMERON! SHE SWINGS THAT CHAIR INTO THE SKULL OF TARAH A SECOND TIME!! CAMERON SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF TARAH!! ANOTHER SHOT OFF THE SPINE! A THIRD CONSECUTIVE SHOT AS TARAH’S DOWN!! CAMERON SWINGING THAT CHAIR AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN INTO TARAH’S BODY!! SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP THIS WOMAN!! SHE’S LOST HER DAMN MIND! Cameron swipes her Hall of Fame Championship from the Timekeeper and pulls Tarah up… She sends her rolling back into the ring before sliding in herself… Cameron drops her Championship as she stalks Tarah…
Kawajai: Cameron has completely snapped tonight! She’s got a bloodlust in her eyes unlike I’ve ever seen before! Tarah’s battered, trying to get back up… SHE’S UP–CAMERON SWINGS THAT CHAIR RIGHT INTO HER SKULL!! TARAH’S DOWN AGAIN!! CAMERON REACHES DOWN AND DRAGS TARAH BACK UP BY HER HAIR… SHE’S GOT HER ON HER KNEES… CAMERON SWINGS AND CRACKS THAT CHAIR OFF THE SKULL OF TARAH NOVA YET AGAIN AS IT WRAPS AROUND HER HEAD!!! TARAH DROPS LIKE A PERSON DECAPITATED AS SHE HAS TO BE OUT COLD!!
Announcer: The Referee has ruled that, as a result of a disqualification… The Winner of this contest…. TARAH NOOOOOVVVVVAAAAAAAAA…….
Mercer: Well…. She won…..
Announcer :However, STILL Hall Of Fame Champion…. CAMERON ELLA AAAAAAAVVVVAAAAA……
Kawajai: She may have won this match, but something tells me Tarah Nova certainly doesn’t feel like a winner right about now… Cameron Ella Ava has absolutely lost it… Medical Technicians running down here to check on Tarah as Cameron triumphantly raises her Hall of Fame Championship in the air…
(“Rumors” by Lindsay Lohan plays all throughout the arena)
Mercer: Not quite what I anticipated, but certainly an interesting turn…
Kawajai: Nonetheless, Cameron may have lost this match, but she remains as the Hall Of Fame Champion here tonight, and successfully retrieved her Hall Of Fame Championship at that.
(Cameron Ella Ava is shown celebrating with her Hall of Fame Championship… as the camera would fade elsewhere)
(The camera cuts to the backstage where we get a shot of the EAW New Breed Championship as the camera goes up to see Jamie O’Hara lacing his boots. As he finishes and stands up, we see someone enter the room.)
Jamie O’Hara: Well, you sure chose a perfect time to show up.
???: The Nas does have that talent.
O’Hara: What do you want?
Nas: Oh, what I want is right there. I want the EAW New Breed Championship, but of course that is not why I am here.
O’Hara: Well, go ahead and spill it. I have a match tonight, unlike some people in this room.
Nas: That is exactly why I am here. Just to wish you luck in your Elimination Chamber Match. When you win that EAW World Heavyweight Championship, it will make it even more devastating when I Grand Slam you to take that New Breed Championship and prove I am the new breed of EAW!
O’Hara: Yeah, keep dreaming. The only way you are going to get this championship, or anything like this championship, is if you go to EAWShop.com and buy a replica of it. Trust me, you may have won the battle royal for a shot at this, but when I have that EAW World Championship as well, you and the rest of the world will see why I am on a league of my own. Now, if The Nas doesn’t mind, I got somewhere to be.
(O’Hara walks and bumps into The Nas as he gives a scowl towards O’Hara as he walks away.)
(The lights all around the arena begin to flash red and white, as the Elimination Chamber structure lowers… the camera pans to the ring announcer inside already)
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is an ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH! ….AND IT IS FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WOOOOOOORRRLLLLDDDDD!!! In this match, the first four men to enter the chamber will take their place in a chamber pod, while the last two men entering will begin this match, at every five minute intervals, a chamber pod will be opened by random …There are TWO ways to win this match, the first way is by eliminating your opponent via pinfall or submission, the last man not eliminated will be declared the winner! The only other way to win this match is to scale the chamber and retrieve the World Heavyweight Championship that is hanging from the top of the Elimination Chamber!
(“Till’ I Collapse” hits as Mr. DEDEDE makes his way out with the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist.)
RA: Introducing first from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida weighing in tonight at 235 POOOUNDS… HE IS THE WOOOOORRLLDDD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!! MISTEEEEEERRRRR DEDEEDEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: And the World Heavyweight Champion is the first man fortunate enough to get one of those spots in a pod! Will we see this man retain inside the structure some people call Hell’s Citadel!
(“Asylum” – Disturbed hits as Brody makes his way out with Dr. Erik Vance.)
RA: Introducing next from St Mary’s Mental Institution weighing in tonight at 309 POOOUNDS… HE IS PSYCHOOOOO BROODDDYYYY!!!
HBG: And if people didn’t already consider this man as the favourite to win this match, I believe that they may now! Erik Vance guiding Brody into one of those pods! Could you imagine if this man was the last the be released!
(“Beast” – Nico Vega hits as Lucian Black makes his way out and down to the ring.)
RA: Introducing next from San Francisco, California weighing in tonight at 265 POOOOUND… HE IS LUUCCCIAANN BLAAAAAACCKK!!!
Stew-O: And here comes the man that some are considering the dark horse to win this match. He’s certainly made his name known over these past few weeks and he’s looking to finally win the World Heavyweight Championship tonight!
(“Imaginarium” – The Veer Union hits as Aren Mstislav makes his way out with the National Extreme Championship over his right shoulder.)
RA: Introducing next from Calgary, Alberta, Canada weighing in at 220 POOOUNDS… HE IS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!!! ARREEENNN MSSTTIISSLAVV!!!!
HBG: And here comes a man that may be on one of the biggest rolls in all of EAW! The National Extreme Champion, Aren Mstislav; will he be able to be the second man in this companies history to hold both the National Extreme Championship and the World Heavyweight Championship!
(“An Island” – Chevelle hits as Tyler Parker makes his way out and down to the ring.)
RA: Introducing next from Syracuse, New York weighing in at 213 POOOUNDS…. HE IS TYYYLERR PAAAARRKEERR!!!!
Stew-O: The very man that won this match last year, Tyler Parker; looking to do the same this year to reclaim the very title he lost at Reasonable Doubt.
(“House of the Rising Sun” – Five Finger Death Punch hits as Xavier Williams makes his way out with the Cash in the Vault in his left hand.)
RA: And introducing last from Detriot, Michigan weighing in tonight at 227 POOOOUNDS…. HE IS THE HOLDER OF THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE! HE ISSS XAAAAVVIERRR WILLLLLIIIIAAMMMSSS!!!!!!!
HBG: The man that was left standing after the chaos that was Dynasty. Will that been the image that we’ll see at the end of this match. Let’s get this thing started!
(Ding, Ding, Ding!)
Stew-O: The bell ring signalling that this World Heavyweight Championship match is underway. Both Tyler Parker and Xavier Williams pulling the short end of the stick, being forced to start at the beginning inside this hellacious structure. Xavier Williams’ eyes scouting his surroundings; remember unlike Tyler Parker, he’s never been in this chamber before. You have to wonder if that’s been playing on the mind of Xavier Williams throughout the week. The two finally locking up and Tyler Parker quickly pushing Xavier Williams back into the corner; Xavier Williams swings wilding with his hand, but Tyler Parker ducking under it and drives his shoulder into the ribs of Mr. Cash in the Vault. But Xavier catching Tyler Parker in the front facelock and begins to drive the point of the knee repeatedly into his mid-section! Vicious shots by Xavier Williams as he fights his way back to the middle of the ring; Xavier grabbing the neck of Tyler Parker, looking for a neckbreaker, but Tyler’s able to fight out of it, pushing Xavier away. Xavier using the ropes to stop himself as Tyler Parker charges— AND XAVIER WILLIAMS SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A BACK BODY DROP! TYLER PARKER SENT CRASHING SPINE INTO THE COLD HARD STEEL! Tyler’s spine jarring in pain as Xavier quickly begins to make his way to the top rope. Xavier perched as Tyler makes his way back to his feet… and Xavier with the crossbody!
HBG: TYLER CATCHES HIM AND DRIVES HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE CHAIN LINK WALL OF THIS ELIMINATION CHAMBER! Xavier Williams screams in pain AS TYLER PARKER DOES IT AGAIN— THEN FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A FALLAWAY SLAM! This time Xavier Williams is sent crashing and burning into that steel flooring! Xavier Williams stumbling back to feet as Tyler Parker grabs him by the head and pulls him in! Tyler looking to DDT Xavier into the steel flooring, but Xavier STILL WITH ENOUGH WARE FOR ALL TO DRIVE TYLER PARKER INTO THE WALL OF THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER! BUT XAVIER DOESN’T SEEM FINISHED, GRABBING TYLER BY THE HEAD AND SENDS HIM CRASHING HEAD AND SHOULDER FIRST INTO THAT GLASS POD! Tyler Parker bounces away in a heap as Xavier drops down to a knee. Tyler Parker rolling under that bottom rope making his way back into the ring as Xavier follows. Tyler Parker sitting up, shaking his head, trying to regain his senses, BUT LOOK AT XAVIER! HE HITS THE ROPES— AND ALMOST TAKES TYLER PARKERS HEAD OFF WITH A PUNT LIKE KICK TO THE SKULL! Tyler Parker’s head just sickeningly whipping back, which only seems to bring a smile to the face of Xavier Williams. And now Xavier’s looking to pick apart the body of the former World Heavyweight Champion, stomping on each of his limbs: his arms, legs, torso and finally the side of his head!
Stew-O: It’s amazing how quickly the tide can turn inside that structure, isn’t it HBG? Xavier Williams now dropping an elbow to the heart of Tyler Parker and another! Over and over to the heart of Tyler Parker; six, seven, eight, nine… a big smile crossing the face of Xavier Williams as he runs his fingers through his hair… and drops one last elbow to that heart of Tyler Parker! Xavier Williams with the cover! BUT TYLER PARKER STILL ABLE TO GET THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE ONE! And it seems like it’s just about time to introduce the third man to this chamber!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6!
Stew-O: WHO’S IT GONNA BE?!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BUZZ!!
(Lights begin to flash on all four pods before finally stopping on… Aren Mstislav!)
Stew-O: IT’S AREN MSTISLAV! THE REFEREE UNHOOKS THAT CHAIN AND HE BURSTS OUT OF HIS POD, BUT XAVIER MEETS HIM AT THE ROPE! XAVIER WITH A FOREARM, BUT AREN FIRES BACK WITH A HARD KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Xavier stumbling back into the middle of the ring— AND AREN MSTISLAV TAKES HIM OUT WITH A SPRINGBOARD KNEELIFT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Tyler Parker who has made his way back onto that steel grating, starting to pull himself back to his feet BUT AREN LEAPING OVER THE TOP ROPE— EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! TYLER PARKER CUTS AREN MSTISLAV OFF WITH HE WAS IN MID AIR! AREN MSTISLAV HANGING ON THE TOP ROPE AS TYLER GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND SPIKES HIM ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD INTO THAT STEEL GRATING WITH A DDT! BLOOD ALREADY BEGINNING TO POOR FROM THE TOP OF AREN’S HEAD AS TYLER PARKER CLUTCHES AT HIS BACK! All three men are down are down and it seems like Tyler’s going to be the first man to get back to his feet. Tyler grabbing Aren Mstislav and pulls him back to his feet; Aren’s head is already almost like a crimson mask AND TYLER BEGINNING TO RUNNING THE HEAD OF AREN MSTISLAV ACROSS THE CHAIN LINK OF THE WALL! Tyler Parker pulling Aren away from the cage, pushing him into the ropes— AND REBOUNDS STRAIGHT INTO A BACK BODY DROP INTO THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!
HBG: DID YOU SEE THAT LANDING STEW, AREN DROPPING DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD— BUT LOOK AT XAVIER WILLIAMS! HE’S MADE HIS WAY TO THE TOP OF THAT EMPTY POD! TYLER PARKER FINALLY NOTICES AS XAVIER WILLIAMS LEAPS… AND TAKES OUT TYLER PARKER WITH A CROSSBODY! TYLER PARKER CRUSHED BETWEEN XAVIER WILLIAMS AND THAT STEEL GRATING! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT XAVIER WILLIAMS MAY HAVE DONE AS MUCH DAMAGE TO HIMSELF, AS HE DID TO TYLER PARKER WITH THAT MOVE! XAVIER WILLIAMS ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING, REACHING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND DRAGGING TYLER PARKER BACK INTO THE RING! XAVIER WILLIAMS WITH THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEE!!!!! TWOOOOOOO!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!
HBG: TYLER PARKER GETS THE SHOULDER UP AFTER TWO! Xavier Williams clutching at those ribs as the referee checks on Tyler Parker; Aren Mstislav using that chain link to pull himself back to his feet as the blood continues to poor from the top of his head as the match is about to be joined by its next entrant!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BUZZ!!
(Lights begin to flash on the four pods, finally stopping on…. Mr DEDEDE!)
Stew-O: IT’S THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, MR DEDEDE! AND HE HEADS STRAIGHT FOR AREN MSTISLAV, DRIVING HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THAT GLASS POD! Aren’s spine jarring in pain as he drops down onto that steel grating as DEDEDE turns his attention to the man in the ring, Mr. Cash in the Vault! DEDEDE entering the ring AND XAVIER WILLIAMS IMMEDIATELY SWING WITH A RIGHT HAND! AND DEDEDE FIRES BACK WITH A RIGHT OF HIS OWN! THESE TWO MEN SLUGGING IT OUT! DEDEDE GAINING THE CONTROL, PUSHING XAVIER WILLIAMS BACK INTO THE ROPES! DEDEDE WHIPPING XAVIER ACROSS THE RING AND REBOUNDS WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE! BUT DEDEDE, DUCKING UNDER IT, GRABBING XAVIER’S ARM AND PULLING HIM IN! BUT TYLER PARKER’S MADE HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET, SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! FINAL CHAPTER TO DEDEDE! AND AS DEDEDE GOES DOWN, HE SPIKES XAVIER WILLIAMS INTO THE CANVAS WITH THAT DEDEDE DDT! WHAT A MOVE FROM TYLER PARKER, TAKING OUT TWO BIRDS WITH THE ONE STONE! Xavier Williams stumbling back to his feet but Tyler Parker locks him by the waist AND ALMOST DROPS HIM ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX, HOLDING THE BRIDGE!
ONEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Stew-O: XAVIER WILLIAMS GETTING THE SHOULDER UP AFTER TWO, BUT THAT GRIP FROM TYLER PARKER STILL REMAINS LOCKED FIRMLY AROUND HIS WAIST! TYLER PARKER DRAGGING XAVIER WILLIAMS BACK TO HIS FEET AND ALMOST DROPS HIM ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT THIS TIME HE DOESN’T HOLD THAT BRIDGE, LOOKING TO DRAG HIM BACK UP FOR A THIRD GERMAN! AND IT CONNECTS! TYLER PARKER HOLDING THE BRIDGE AGAIN!
ONEEEEEEE!!!!! TWOOOOOO!!!!!
HBG: AREN MSTISLAV BREAKING UP THE PIN WITH A DIVING DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP TO THE CHEST OF TYLER PARKER! ALL THE AIR BEING DRIVEN OUT OF THE LUNGS OF TYLER PARKER AS AREN MSTISLAV CRAWLS INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOO!!!!! THREEE—KICKOUT!!
HBG: NO, TYLER PARKER KICKS OUT! Aren Mstislav just rolling off Tyler Parker, you can tell that he’s already beginning to feel the effects of this chamber… Aren pulling himself back to his feet, as does Mr DEDEDE, who’s made his way onto the steel grating of this chamber— BUT LOOK AREN! LEAPING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DRIVES DEDEDE’S HEAD INTO THAT STEEL FLOORING WITH A TORNADO DDT! WHAT A MOVE FROM THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION! Aren Mstislav clutching at his back, but continuing to fight through it as DEDEDE drags himself back to a vertical base AND FROM BEHIND WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE SPINE OF DEDEDE! DEDEDE SENT HEAD FIRST INTO THE THAT GLASS! DID YOU HEAR THAT SICKENING SOUND AS DEDEDE’S HEAD HIT THAT GLASS, STEW?! AND… AND DEDEDE HAS BEEN BUSTED WIDE OPEN! BLOOD BEGINNING TO SPEW FROM THE FOREHEAD OF DEDEDE AS WE GET READY TO INTRODUCE THE NEXT ENTRANT OF THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3!
HBG: WHO’S IT GONNA BE, LUCIAN OR BRODY?!
2! 1! BUZZ!!
(Lights flash around all four pods before finally stopping on… Lucian Black!)
Stew-O: AND THE MAN OF HONOR HAS JOINED THE MATCH, STORMING INTO THE RING! Xavier Williams making his way back to his feet— AND WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH STRAIGHT TO THE JAW OF XAVIER WILLIAMS! XAVIER WILLIAMS FALLING THROUGH THE ROPES AND SPILLING TO THE OUTSIDE AS TYLER PARKER BEGINS TO PICK HIMSELF BACK UP… AND HE’S IMMEDIATELY SENT BACK DOWN BY THE SAME TREATMENT THAT XAVIER WAS GIVEN! GOOD LORD WHAT A SUPERMAN PUNCH TO TYLER PARKER! LUCIAN BLACK COMING IN LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE, BUT AREN SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES— MISSILE DROPKICK! LUCIAN DODGES AND AREN CRASHES AND BURNS! Aren stumbling back to his feet as Lucian hits the ropes AND TURNS AREN MSTISLAV INSIDE OUT WITH A VICIOUS LARIAT! BY GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT A CLOTHESLINE! DEDEDE on the outside trying to pull himself back to his feet as Lucian turns his attention back to Xavier Williams, who may be unconscious after that Superman Punch hit him flush on the jaw! Lucian Black exiting the ring, just stalking Xavier Williams has he slowly begins to stir; Xavier almost back to a vertical base as Lucian lets out a primal like roar— LUCIAN BLAC— HOLY SH*T! LUCIAN BLACK HAS JUST SPEARED XAVIER WILLIAMS THROUGH THAT BULLET PROOF GLASS OF THE POD! THAT GLASS SHATTERING INTO A MILLION PIECES AS LUCIAN BLACK PULLS HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET AND OUT OF THE WRECKAGE!
HBG: LOOK AT XAVIER WILLIAMS, STEW! IT SEEMS LIKE THE MAJORITY OF HIS BODY MUST BE COVERED IN BLOOD! THOSE PIECES OF GLASS RIPPING AWAY AT HIS FLESH! IF HE ISN’T FINISHED YET, I GUARANTEE THAT IT ISN’T GOING TO BE TOO MUCH LONGER BEFORE HE IS! Lucian Black doesn’t seem satisfied with the carnage that he’s already created, turning his attention to Tyler Parker who’s beginning to make his way to his feet with the help of the ropes! Lucian Black re-enters the ring as finally gets back to his feet AS LUCIAN CHARGES! ANOTHER SPEAR! DEDEDE CUTS HIM OFF! SPEAR TO LUCIAN! JUST LIKE WE SEEN LUCIAN DO TO DEDEDE A FEW WEEKS AGO, THIS TIME THE TIDE HAS TURNED! DEDEDE COVERS LUCIAN, HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!
ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!
HBG: LUCIAN KICKS OUT!! LUCIAN BLACK KICKED OUT OF MR DEDEDE’S SPEAR! DEDEDE just rolling off Lucian, still feeling the effects of the shot from Aren, sending him into that pod; blood still flowing for the forehead of DEDEDE, but in this type of match, it’s almost expected! DEDEDE pulling himself back to his feet— BUT HE FORGOT ABOUT TYLER! TYLER FROM BEHIND! ACROSS THE PARK TO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! DEDEDE SPINNING OUT OF IT! SWINGING FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT TYLER DUCKING UNDERNEATH IT! TYLER HITTING THE ROPES… AND REBOUNDS INTO A CLOTHESLINE FROM DEDEDE! BUT TYLER DUCKING UNDERNEATH IT AGAIN, SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE— FINAL CHAPTER TO DEDEDE! BUT DEDEDE’S STILL SOMEHOW ON HIS FEET! TYLER KICKING DEDEDE IN THE STOMACH, LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BIG, PULLING DEDEDE IN! TYLER HAS DEDEDE UP IN THAT CRUCIFIX! ON THE CROSS! NO, DEDEDE ABLE TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, FALLING BEHIND TYLER PARKER; AND TYLER TURNS STRAIGHT INTO THAT DEDEDE DDT! DEDEDE pulling himself back to his feet as he watches that clock continue to count down; he knows that there’s less than twenty seconds before that monster Psycho Brody is released from that pod! DEDEDE standing in the middle of the carnage around that Elimination Chamber, his eyes completely locked on Brody, almost as if he’s welcoming that monster to hell with a blood stained smile!
10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BUZZ!
(Lights begin to flash on all four pods before finally landing on the last entrant…. Psycho Brody!)
Stew-O: AAAAND HERE COMES THE MONSTER! We’ve watched as five of these men have absolutely destroyed each other and now this monster enters the fray completely fresh! I believe that we may be looking at our new favourite! And DEDEDE inviting the monster into the ring and Brody does not hesitate to accept! Brody entering the ring AND DEDEDE MEETS HIM WITH A FOREARM TO THE JAW! AND ANOTHER! DEDEDE NOT LETTING BRODY GET THE ADVANTAGE! DEDEDE PUSHING TO THE ROPES, HE HAS THE MONSTER REELING AS HE HITS THE ROPES, LOOKING TO SEND BRODY UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE! MENTAL BREAKDOWN! PSYCHO BRODY ALMOST TAKING DEDEDE’S HEAD OFF WITH THAT BICYCLE KICK! A GLAZED LOOK FROM THE EYES OF DEDEDE AS BRODY HITS THE ROPES HIMSELF, BUT AREN CUTS HIM OFF WITH A DROPKICK! THE MONSTER STILL ON HIS FEET— AND AREN MSTISLAV WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF BRODY! BRODY’S DOWN TO A KNEE! AREN WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK—- BUT BRODY CATCHES THE FOOT! I THINK THAT HE MAY HAVE JUST ANGERED THIS MONSTER! AREN WITH AN ENZIGURI! BRODY DUCKING UNDERNEATH AND AREN HITS THE CANVAS; AREN STUMBLING BACK TO HIS FEET AND BRODY WRAPS THAT BIG HAND AROUND THE THROAT! CHOKESLAM TO THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION! WHAT A CHOKESLAM!
HBG: BUT STEW, LOOK WHO’S GETTING BACK TO THEIR FEET! LUCIAN BLACK’S BACK UP AND HIS EYES IMMEDIATELY DARK TOWARDS BRODY! THESE TWO MONSTERS COMING FACE TO FACE; I FOR ONE WAS HOPING THAT WE WOULD SEE THIS! AND LUCIAN THROWS A RIGHT HOOK! LUCIAN WITH THE FLURRY OF PUNCHES, PUSHING BRODY BACK INTO THE CORNER; BRODY TRYING TO COVER UP, BUT EVERY PUNCH OF LUCIAN SEEMS TO BE BREAKING HIS GUARD! BUT BRODY GRABBING THE HAIR OF LUCIAN AND PULLS HIM IN— BRODY BITING AT THE FOREHEAD OF LUCIAN! Lucian pushing himself away from Brody, but an unrelenting Psycho Brody taking the man of honor down with a neckbreaker! This monster seems to be unstoppable! Brody pacing back and forth as you can hear Erik Vance screams for Brody to put him away! Lucian Black clutching at the back of his head as a smile crosses the face of The Mad Beast! MENTAL BREAKDOWN! BROGUE KI— LUCIAN DUCKS UNDERNEATH! SUPERMAN PUNCH TO THE JAW OF PSYCHO BRODY, BUT BRODY FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES AND THEY KEEP HIM UP ON HIS FEET! AND LUCIAN TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SAMOAN DROP! FINALLY THE MONSTER IS TAKEN DOWN! LUCIAN BLACK LETTING OUT THAT SIGNATURE ROAR AS BRODY ALREADY BEGINS TO MAKE HIS WAY BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE! LUCIAN BLACK CHARGES—- SPEAR! NO, BRODY BLOCKS IT, WRAPPING HIS HAND AROUND THROAT OF LUCIAN! CHOKESLAM! BUT LOOK AT TYLER! FINAL CHAPTER TO BRODY! THE MONSTER IS STUNNED! ANOTHER SUPERMAN PUNCH TO BRODY! SOMEHOW THIS MONSTER IS STILL ON HIS FEET—- BUT DEDEDE WITH ONE HELL OF A SPEAR! BUT LOOK AT AREN, HE’S AT THE TOP OF THAT POD! LOOKING DOWN AT BRODY! 450 SPLASH! 450 SPLASH TO THE MONSTER! AREN MSTISLAV CLUTCHING AT HIS RIBS AS LUCIAN BLACK COVERS!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: WE HAVE OUR FINALLY HAVE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION!
RA: Psycho Brody has been eliminated!
Stew-O: IT TOOK A ONE HELL OF A SHOT TO KEEP HIM DOWN BY ALL FOUR OF THOSE ELITISTS, BUT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PSYCHO BRODY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
HBG: But Stew, look at Aren Mstislav! He seems to have done a whole lot of damage to those ribs after that 450 Splash! Sure, it may have been the final blow to keep Brody down, but I’m sure that all it’s going to do in the long run is hurt him! Aren fortunate enough to have rolled under that bottom rope to gain some room from the three men standing in the ring! And know, DEDEDE, Tyler Parker and Lucian Black standing in the ring; who’s going to strike first? IT’S DEDEDE! RIGHT HAND TO TYLER! LEFT HAND TO LUCIAN! LUCIAN SWING WITH A RIGHT HAND OF HIS OWN, BUT DEDEDE DUCKING UNDERNEATH, FIRING BACK WITH ANOTHER SHOT! TYLER FROM BEHIND, LOCKING THE WAIST OF DEDEDE! BUT, DEDEDE WITH QUICKFIRE ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF TYLER PARKER! TYLER STUMBING BACK TO THE CORNER AS LUCIAN BLACK CATCHES DEDEDE AS SOON AS TYLER’S GRIP WAS BROKEN! OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX TO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! BUT AS SOON AS LUCIAN BLACK GOT BACK TO HIS FEET, TYLER PARKER TAKES HIS HEAD OFF WITH A LARIAT! DEDEDE clutching as his back as he gets back to his feet and Tyler Parker quickly grabbing a handful of DEDEDE’s hair and sends him over the top rope and crashing into that steel flooring! Tyler Parker following DEDEDE to the outside as DEDEDE bring himself back to a knee, BUT TYLER PARKER LOCKS HIM BY THE WAIST AND SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE CHAIN LINK WALL OF THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S SKULL SICKENINGLY CRASHING INTO THAT COLD HARD STEEL!
Stew-O: AND EVEN WITH AFTER THAT GERMAN, DEDEDE STILL SOMEHOW DRAGGING HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET… WHICH ONLY SEEMS TO ANGER TYLER! Tyler Parker with a hard kick to the stomach of DEDEDE and he pulls him in! Tyler Parker lifting DEDEDE up onto his shoulders AND DRIVES HIM INTO THAT STEEL GRATING WITH A VICIOUS POWERBOMB! BUT TYLER ISN’T FINISHED, LIFTING DEDEDE BACK INTO THE AIR— AND DRIVES HIM BACK DOWN WITH ANOTHER! WE SEEN HIM DO WITH TO GI STYLES BACK AT REASONABLE DOUBT! TYLER PARKER LIFTING DEDEDE BACK UP FOR ANOTHER POWERBOMB— AND SENDS HIM BACK OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BACK INTO THE RING! I THINK THAT WE MAY BE ABOUT TO BE GUARANTEED TO CROWN A BRAND NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! TYLER PARKER STEPS BACK INTO THE RING—- SPEAR TO TYLER PARKER! BY GOD ALMIGHTY, WHAT A SPEAR BY LUCIAN BLACK! I THINK THAT HE MAY HAVE JUST BROKE TYLER PARKER IN HALF WITH THAT SPEAR! THE IMPACT OF THAT SPEAR SENDING TYLER PARKER BACK UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, LEAVING LUCIAN BLACK WITH THE MORE THAN VULNERABLE DEDEDE!
HBG: BUT STEW, LOOK HOW CLAWING HIS WAY OUT OF THE RUBBLE AND BACK INTO THE RING! XAVIER WILLIAMS SOMEHOW PULLING HIS WAY BACK INTO THE RING! LUCIAN BLACK FINALLY NOTICING AS XAVIER USES THOSE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW HE’S STILL MOVING; IT SEEMS LIKE THE MAJORITY OF HIS BODY IS COVERED IN BLOOD AFTER THAT SPEAR! AND STEW, I BELIEVE THAT LUCIAN BLACK MAY HAVE JUST REALISED THAT IT MAY JUST TAKE ONE MORE SHOT TO TAKE XAVIER WILLIAMS DOWN! LUCIAN BLACK GRABBING XAVIER WILLIAMS AND DRAGS HIM BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, WHAT’S LUCIAN BLACK GOT IN MIND! LUCIAN BLACK WITH THE HONORABLE DEATH TO XAVIER WILLIAMS! THAT BACK SUPLEX SIDE SLAM! NO, XAVIER FLIPPING OVER THE SHOULDERS, LANDING ON HIS FEET—- MOMENT OF SILENCE! SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF LUCIAN BLACK! LUCIAN GOES DOWN AS XAVIER WILLIAMS COLLAPSES INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEE—-KICKOUT!!!!
HBG: LUCIAN GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Xavier slowly rolling off Lucian, I have to ask: was that a last effort from Xavier Williams! Xavier slowly sitting up, running his hands through his bloodstained hair before beginning to drag himself over to the ropes! Xavier fighting through the pain, lifting himself back to his feet; keeping his eyes locked on Lucian who’s starting to stir! Xavier Williams using the ropes to stay at a vertical base as Lucian’s back to knee! END OF HEARTACHE! XAVIER WILLIAMS WITH THE ZIG ZAG! LUCIAN CATCHES HIM ON HIS SHOULDER! AND LUCIAN DROPS HIM ACROSS THE KNEE WITH AN INVERTED TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! WHAT A COUNTER BY LUCIAN BLACK! Xavier Williams’ spine jarring in pain as Lucian slowly stalks him before driving his boot into the lower spine of Williams. Xavier screaming in pain, you can tell the toll that this match has had over his body. Lucian Black grabbing Xavier by that bloodstained hair, dragging him back to his feet AND SENDS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THAT STEEL POST! XAVIER JUST HANGING IN THAT CORNER! BUT LOOK AT AREN MSTISLAV, SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE TOP ROPE AS LUCIAN BLACK TURNS AROUND— TORNADO DDT! LUCIAN BLACK SPIKED ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! LUCIAN BLACK TRYING TO PUSH HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT AREN MSTISLAV FROM BEHIND, LOCKING THE WAIST! AND AREN DEADLIFTING LUCIAN BLACK OVER HIS HEAD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Stew-O: WHAT STRENGTH FROM THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION! LUCIAN BLACK DROPS STUMBLIMG BACK TO HIS FEET AS AREN LOOKS TO GO IN FOR THE KILL—- POISONED HURRICARANA! THE MOMENT WHIPPING LUCIAN BACK UP ONTO HIS KNEES! THIS WAS THE SAME WATY THAT HE RETAINED HIS TITLE AGAINST TYLER PARKER AT THE SUPERSHOW! AREN CHARGES! CONFORMITY OF THE MASSES! LUCIAN DODGES! SPEAAARR!!! LUCIAN BLACK ALMOST BREAKING AREN MSTISLAV WITH A VICIOUS SPEAR!! LUCIAN BLACK HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
RA: Aren Mstislav has been eliminated!!
Stew-O: AND LUCIAN BLACK GETS ANOTHER ELIMINATION IN THE FORM OF THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION, AREN MSTISLAV! WHO IS GOING TO BE ABLE TO STOP THIS MAN! Lucian Black just rolling off Aren, still feeling the effects after that flurry of offense from the National Extreme Champion AND TYLER PARKER FROM THE TOP ROPE WITH AN ELBOW STRAIGHT TO THE HEART OF LUCIAN! TYLER PARKER TAKING COMPLETE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION! LUCIAN BLACK ROLLING ONTO HIS STOMACH AS TYLER HITS THE ROPES AND DROPS THE KNEE ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF LUCIAN BLACK! AND HE DOES IT AGAIN! I BELIEVE THAT TYLER PARKER HAS JUST REALISED HOW QUICKLY HE NEEDS TO GET LUCIAN BLACK OUT OF THIS MATCH! Lucian Black slowly dragging himself back to his feet and Tyler hits him with a hard kick to the stomach! Tyler pulling the big man in— LIFTING HIM HIGH INTO THE AIR! ON THE CROSS! LUCIAN BLACK DRIVEN DOWN INTO THE CANVAS WITH THAT INVERTED CRUCIFIX NECKBREAKER! BUT TYLER DOESN’T SEEM FINISHED! HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THAT MIDDLE ROPE! LIONSAULT! LIONSAULT TO LUCIAN BLACK! TYLER PARKER HOOKING THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TH—KICKOUT!!
HBG: NO, LUCIAN BLACK GETS THE SHOULDER UP JUST AFTER TWO! Tyler Parker looks like he could have sworn it was three! Tyler Parker wasting no time, calling Lucian Black back to his feet! Lucian dragging himself back up AS TYLER PULLS HIM IN! COULD IT BE! ACROSS THE PARK! LUCIAN TWISTS OUT OF IT, HOLDING THE ARM! LUCIAN BLACK HAS TYLER! STANDING SPINEBUSTER! NO, TYLER PARKER COUNTERS! GULLIOTINE CHOKE! TYLER CAUGHT LUCIAN! WHAT A COUNTER! LUCIAN BLACK TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, BUT LUCIAN QUICKLY SEEMS TO THE FADING! BUT LUCIAN BLACK, CHARGING AND DRIVES TYLER PARKER SPINE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! BUT TYLER FIGHTS THROUGH IT! LUCIAN BLACK DROPPING DOWN TO A KNEE AS TYLER CONTINUES TO REAR BACK ON HIS HEAD! BUT LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF LUCIAN BLACK, POWERING OUT OF IT AND PUSHING TYLER PARKER UP INTO THE AIR! AND LUCIAN BLACK DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH A SAMOAN DROP! NO, TYLER COUNTERS AGAIN! TYLER HAS HIM SET! ACROSS THE PARK! LUCIAN TWISTING OUT OF IT, SWINGING FOR A LARIAT; BUT TYLER DUCKS UNDER IT! TYLER SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! FINAL CHAPTER TO THE JAW OF LUCIAN BLACK! BUT LUCIAN BLACK STILL ON HIS FEET!
Stew-O: MOMENT OF SILENCE! XAVIER WILLIAMS COMING OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF LUCIAN BLACK! LUCIAN BLACK DROPPING DOWN TO A KNEE AS XAVIER WILLIAMS PULLS HIM IN! XAVIER LIFTING LUCIAN BLACK HIGH INTO THE AIR—- SIN’S END! BLOODY SUNDAY! LUCIAN BLACK SPIKED ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! XAVIER WILLIAMS HOOKING BOTH LEGS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RA: Lucian Black has been eliminated!
Stew-O: AND WITH THE COMBINED EFFORT OF TYLER PARKER AND XAVIER WILLIAMS, THIS MAN OF HONOR, THIS BEAST HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! WE’RE DOWN TO THREE! TYLER PARKER, XAVIER WILLIAMS AND THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, MR. DEDEDE! Xavier Williams rolling over into the corner; I still have no idea how this man is still able to move after the punishment he’s been forced to withstand. Xavier Williams using the top rope to pull himself back to a vertical base as Tyler Parker does the same. The two coming nose to nose; both have been in the entirety of this match, somehow still standing, as the World Heavyweight Champion slowly begins to recover after those hellacious powerbombs at the hand of Tyler Parker. AND TYLER PARKER THROWING THE FIRST RIGHT! XAVIER WILLIAMS FIRES BACK WITH A SHOT OF HIS OWN! THESE TWO TRADING BLOWS, BOTH MEN REFUSING TO GO DOWN! AND TYLER PARKER WITH A KICK TO THE TOP OF THE KNEE OF MR CASH IN THE VAULT, DROPPING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! TYLER PARKER WITH A HARD KNEE OF THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF WILLIAMS, DROPPING XAVIER DOWN TO HIS HANDS AND HIS KNEES! Tyler Parker standing over Xavier Williams, grabbing a handful of Xavier’s hair and drags him back up onto his feet! Tyler Parker with a European Uppercut to the jaw of Williams, stunning him, if he already hadn’t been. Tyler Parker pulling Xavier Williams in, looking for what seems to be the shot that’ll finally keep this man down—- DEPRAVITY! XAVIER COUNTERS, LANDING ON HIS FEET! XAVIER WILLIAMS STUMBLING BACK, USING THE TOP ROPE TO STAY ON HIS FEET! MOMENT OF SILENCE! TYLER DUCKS UNDER IT— CODEBREAKER! TYLER PARKER REACHING INTO Y2IMPACTS PLAYBO— XAVIER WILLIAMS CAUGHT HIM! XAVIER WILLIAMS PULLING TYLER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! TYLER TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT WITH HARD ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD, BUT XAVIER WILLIAMS FIGHTS THROUGH IT!
HBG: COMA KILLLLAHH!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS WITH A COMA KILLAH TO TYLER PARKER!!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS FALLING INTO THE COVER!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HBG: TYLER KICKED OUT! TYLER PARKER KICKED OUT OF THE COMA KILLAH! XAVIER WILLIAMS JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK! XAVIER WILLIAMS BEGINNING TO DRAG HIMSELF OVER TO THE CORNER, USING THOSE TURNBUCKLES TO GET BACK HIS FEET! XAVIER WILLIAMS BEGINNING TO HEAD TO THE TOP! XAVEIR WILLIAMS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING WE HAVEN’T SEEN IN A LONG TIME! PHEONI— WHAT THE HELL?! LUCIAN BLACK?! LUCIAN BLACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR, HITTING XAVIER WILLIAMS IN THE HEAD! XAVIER WILLIAMS FALLING BACK, CRASHING AND BURNING! LUCIAN BLACK WITH COLD EYES JUST STARING AT XAVIER WILLIAMS AS HE SOMEHOW SLOWLY MAKES HIS WAY BACK UP TO HIS FEET! LOOK AT LUCIAN BLACK! SPPPEEEEEEAARR!!!!! BY GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT A SPEAR! LUCIAN BLACK MAKES HIS LEAVE AS TYLER PARKER DRAGS HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET! TYLER HAS NO IDEA WHAT JUST HAPPENED, BUT TYLER PARKER TAKING COMPLETE ADVANTAGE OF THE UNCONSCIOUS WILLIAMS! TYLER PARKER PULLING HIM BACK UP— ACROSS THE PARK! TYLER PARKER HOOKING THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RA: Xavier Williams has been eliminated!
HBG: AND TYLER PARKER WITH AN MAJOR ASSIST FROM LUCIAN BLACK ELIMINATES XAVIER WILLIAMS! WE ARE DOWN TO TWO! TYLER PARKER AND MR DEDEDE! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT THERE MAY NOT BE ANYTHING MORE FITTING, WITH THE HISTORY THAT BOTH OF THESE MEN HAVE! BUT LOOK TYLER PARKER HAS NO IDEA THAT DEDEDE MAY HAVE PLAYED THIS PERFECTLY! THE MOMENT XAVIER WILLIAMS WAS ELIMINATED, TYLER PARKER WAS IMMEDIATELY IN HIS SIGHT! TYLER PARKER GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND AND DEDEDE CHARGES! SPEARRRR!!!!!! TYLER PARKER DODGES! TYLER SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE—- FINAL CHAPTER TO THE CHAMPION! I THINK IT MAY HAVE JUST BACKFIRED ON DEDEDE! DEDEDE’S STUNNED AS TYLER PULLS HIM IN! DEPRAVITY! BUT HE ISN’T FINISHED! TYLER PARKER DRIVING DEDEDE BACK TO HIS FEET! A SECOND DEPRAVITY! DEDEDE DRIVEN EMPHATICALLY DOWN TO THE MAT! TYLER PARKER COVERS!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: YOU HAVE GOT THE BE KIDDING ME! DEDEDE JUST KICKED OUT OF NOT ONE, BUT TWO DEPRAVITY’S! HOW IN THE BLUE HELL DID DEDEDE JUST GET THE SHOULDER UP! HOW MUCH MORE IS IT GOING TO TAKE TO KEEP THAT MAN DOWN! TYLER PARKER JUST STANDING OVER DEDEDE, WHO SLOWLY BEGINS TO STIR! DEDEDE USING TYLER PARKER TO PULL HIMSELF BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE! TYLER PARKER PULLING DEDEDE BACK UP AND PULLS HIM IN! YOU HAVE TO THINK IF TYLER PARKER CAN HIT THIS, IT HAS TO BE IT! ACROSS THE PARK!!!!!!! DEDEDE TWISTING OUT OF IT! DEDEDE PULLING TYLER IN! DEDEDE DDT! TYLER PARKER BLOCKING IT! TWISTING OUT OF IT! TYLER PARKER SWINGS FOR A HARD LARIAT, BY DEDEDE DUCKING UNDERNEATH IT! TYLER PARKER OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AGAIN! ANOTHER FINAL CHAPT—- SPPPEEEAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MR DEDEDE SPEARING TYLER PARKER OUT OF MID-AIR!!!! DEDEDE COVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HBG: IT’S OVER!
(Ding, Ding, Ding!)
(Til’ I Collapse hits as an almost lifeless DEDEDE is given the World Heavyweight Championship.)
RA: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…. AND STTTIIIILLLLLL THE WOOOORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! MISTTTTEERR DEEEEDEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: DEDEDE WINS! DEDEDE RETAINS INSIDE THAT ELIMINATION CHAMBER! MR DEDEDE HAS RETAINED THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
HBG: WHAT A MATCH! WHAT A HELLACIOUS MATCH THAT WE JUST SAW! HATS OFF TO ALL SIX MEN, BUT MR DEDEDE ABLE TO RETAIN INSIDE THAT ELIMINATION CHAMBER! BUT AT THE END OF THE STORY, MR. DEDEDE STANDS AT THE TOP OFF THEM ALL! STEW, IF DEDEDE STILL HOLDS ONTO THAT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AFTER WHAT WE HAVE JUST SEEN, WHO IS GOING TO BE ABLE TO TAKE IT FROM HIM!
(Mr. DEDEDE is staring daggers into the title on all fours, and shoots up to his feet letting out a roar and lifting his title as the roar of the crowd continues to echo throughout the arena… )
(The camera fades backstage, where we would join Pierre McGuire standing outside the medical treatment room… approaching the door, until Damien Murrow steps outside)
Pierre McGuire: Murrow! I just came here looking for Matt Miles’ current medical status after that MONSTER Scott Oasis destroyed him after the match!
Damien Murrow: What do you or anyone else care? Matt Miles failed his fans, he failed those who looked up to him, and he failed those he tried setting an example for. He was no born leader to this company and he surely won’t be getting a rematch anytime soon. Because I can officially announce that Matt Miles will be out for an unknown amount of time due to severe injuries induced after Scott Oasis proved to be the better man. Now if you excuse me, I have better things to do than sit around with a hand-me-down interviewer…
(Damien Murrow shoves Pierre McGuire aside, Pierre McGuire then tries to peek inside the medical room… but the door is shut on his face and a lock is heard behind it)
Pierre McGuire: Gosh darn it! My nose! My beautiful nose! How will I impress those dazzling vixens now?!
(Pierre McGuire walks off in the distance, camera fades elsewhere )
(The camera transitions to a Christmas decorated area, with a large Christmas tree set up behind a big red chair with a sign titled “EAW: Charity”… where Santa Claus would be sitting down at, waiting for the kids in line…)
Santa Claus: HO! HO! HO! Come on up little boy!
(The little boy wearing a “Justice” t-shirt sprints his way up to Santa, jumping onto Santa’s lap…)
Santa Claus: And what’s your name little boy?!
Little boy: Jason!
Santa Claus: Well there, Jason! What would you like for Christmas?!
(Jason rubs his chin for a few moments… before blurting out what he wants)
Jason: I want justice on Earth! The happiest thing a person could ever ask for!
Santa Claus: Ho, ho, ho! That’s quite the generous wish there! But how about you settle for….
(Santa Claus reaches down into his red sack of toys and pulls out a wrapped box… he hands the box to Jason, where Jason would rip the packaging open)
Jason: OH MY GOD! A CY HENDERSON ACTION FIGURE! I THOUGHT THEY STOPPED MAKING THESE! THANKS SANTA!
(Jason hops off Santa’s lap, rushing back to his parents, running with glee as he holds his action figure tight to his chest… the next child walks up to Santa, as he lifts her up on his lap)
Santa Claus: HO! HO! HO! And little girl, what’s your name?
Little girl: Uh… uhhh…. Maria…
Santa Claus: And what would you like for Christmas?
Maria: Uhhhh… for that man with the gold belt and gold hair to stop telling me “IfShe10I’m10″…
(Santa Claus pauses for a moment, hesitating to talk, before reaching down into his present sack and pulling out a plastic replica World Heavyweight Championship belt)
Santa Claus: Uh, ho! Ho! Ho! How about a replica of his World Heavyweight Championship?!
Maria: U-uhhh… sure!
(She gently takes the replica championship from Santa’s hands, walking back to her parents slowly, looking back at Santa once…)
???: Santa!
Santa Claus: Ho! Ho! Ho!
(Santa Claus would turn back around… where he would then have El Landerson sitting upon his lap, with a wide grin on his face, Santa Claus looks on awkwardly at him)
Santa Claus: Uh, aren’t you a little bit old to be asking Santa Claus for presents?
El Landerson: Santa Claus! I won’t Alex Anderson for ACE Championship at RTR PPV!
(Santa Claus continues to look on in silence… as does the rest of the line, until Santa Claus reaches down into his present and pulls out a plastic replica of the ACE Championship and an Alex Anderson wrestling buddy…handing them both over to El Landerson, who hops to his feet in joy)
El Landerson: I am ACE Champion! Si! Si! Si!
Santa Claus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! *muttering* I’m never doing this job again…
(El Tornado continues to run around celebrating with the wrestling buddy and plastic ACE Championship, as the camera would fades back to the arena)
(The camera turns towards the center of the ring where the Ring Announcer stands alone, as a green fog begins to overtake the whole floor of the arena.)
Ring Announcer: The following match is set for one fall, and is a Career Threatening Match!!! Where if Tiberius Jones loses, he will no longer be able to be in any contention for a title in this company…And if Wraith loses, he will be fired as a Dynasty Extremist!!!
(The Mission by Puscifer begins to play as Tiberius Jones, in a Komodo Dragon themed get up begins to walk onto the stage, barely able to be seen through all of the thick green fog. Tiberius spits a mist through the fog that looks like a fire breathe through the fog as he walks to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing First, from Battle Creek Michigan, he is the Komodo Dragon of EAW, I give to you TIBERIUS JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heart Break Gal: Very nice get up by TJ, the man looks like he is ready for a war here against Wraith, and in a match like this when its all on the line for a man like Wraith, TJ better be ready for a war.
Stew: I think he is ready, he has brung it as hard as he could to Wraith since this whole thing started, and Tiberius looks to finally be rid of this specter tonight, and finally send Kevin Devastation away from Dynasty, for good!
(The lights in the arena all shut off at once as a piano can be heard starting to play across the building.)
“This Is The End…
…Hold Your Breath And Count To Ten…
…Feel The Earth Move And Then…
…Hear My Heart Burst Again…
…For This Is The End…”
(Skyfall by Adele continues to play as in the dark, all around the arena you see holograms of stars burning bright, with the likeness’s of men such as Heart Break Boy, Jaywalker, HRDO, Mak, Bank$, RRS, Captain Charisma, and Extreme Enigma are in a star.)
“Ive Drowned And Drempt This Moment…
…So Overdue I Owe Them…
…Swept Away Im Stolen…
…LET THE SKYFALL”
(The stars one by one begin to fall , and then disappear into the darkness. A single constructed star is above the tron with the likeness of Kevin Devastation in it is shown alone in the darkness. The music stops as the star just hangs there.)
“Ezekiel 28:17”
“Your heart was proud because of your pride; you corrupted your wisdom for the sake of your splendor. I cast you to the ground; I exposed you before kings, to feast their eyes on you. ”
(The single star begins to fall to the ground, hitting the stage with a loud crash, leaving Tiberius, The Commentators, and the audience in bewilderment. Fire begins to come from the fallen star, and it lay there burning.)
Heart Break Gal:…What the hell just happened Stew. A light show and then a falling star, I think KD might have lost his mind with thi–
(Heart Break Gals microphone is cut off as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBBXb_kweTQ plays as that fallen star from the stage begins to open, as Wraith begins to rise from the stage. Fire begins shooting up from the stage in spurts, in different locations.)
(He rises in the middle of the wreckage, dressed in a long black leather hooded jacket, with remnants of the fire on his shoulders. On his back he has a large demonic scythe strapped to it, as he begins to walk to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Charlotte North Carolina, “The Dark Heart Of God”…WRAITH!!!!!!!
(Wraith stands at the end of the ramp still in the hooded jacket, as he raises his hands high to the sky, causing all the lights in the arena to burn as bright as they can, and what looks like to blind everyone…)
(It stops as Wraith stands in the middle of the ring, in vintage Kevin Devastation attire, with his hair golden blonde.)
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: This is absolutely a must-win for either guy in this match. In one hand, a career may die before it’s born, on the other a legendary establishment may fall. So much is on the line here, and JONES GOES CHARGING AT WRAITH, AND IMMEDIATELY FIRES OFF WITH LOUD CHOPS TO THE CHEST, KICKS TO THE SIDES, FOREARMS TO THE FACE SO QUICKLY! Wraith SHOVES Jones away and hits a kick to the midsection. Wraith whips TJ to the ropes and he rebounds — TJ slides through the legs behind Wraith and rolls him up!
Ref: OOOOONEE!!
HBG: Wraith back-rolls out of that, TJ shoots to his feet and hits MEAN Penalty Kicks into the chest! Some knee’s to follow! You can see the kid practically fight fo his career here! He pulls Wraith up now… Wraith shoves him away again and TJ charges foolishly.. POP-UP UPPERCUT BY WRAITH!! HE’S HOISTED SEVEN FEET IN THE AIR AND LANDS INTO AN UPPERCUT! TJ backs into the corner, IN COMES WRAITH WITH THE RUNNING BIG BOOT! Wraith charging across the ring rather quickly now.. ANOTHER MONSTROUS BOOT SENDING TJ BACK-FLIPPING AND DANGLING OFF A ROPE ON THE APRON! Wraith in the ring runs the ropes again now.. ANOTHER BIG BOO– TJ dodges, Wraith gets his leg caught up… and TJ springs from the apron to the top rope and hits a HIGH KNEE! Both guys down!
Stew: They soon recover, with TJ holding his busted open lip… TJ immediately hooks Wraith with a front facelock and hits knees to the chest and the ribs! Wraith firing back with HEAVY fists into the ribs! My goodness those would knock the wind out of me–OH, JONES FOLLOWS UP WITH THE KOMODO BITE! BITING HIM RIGHT ON THE SKULL, AND THE REFEREE BREAKS THAT UP! TJ could have damn well bit a chunk out of his skull and Wraith’s reeling off the effects out that — DROPKICK! Wraith spins around dazed and TJ hooks him from behind for perhaps the tiger suplex! But Wraith’ strength is too much, he counters it into a SIDE WALK SLAM… No, TJ while held hits a kick to the skull and front rolls into a schoolboy roll up, but Wraith rolls out of it and HUUUUUGE KNOCK OUT KICK TO THE SKULL! THAT! WAS! LOUD! TJ covers!
Ref: OOOOOOONE!! … TWOOOOO..
HBG: Kick out! TJ is immediately covering KD — uh — “Wraith” while he’s not on both two, I’ve gotta give the kid props for picking his spot. You can’t fight KD — uh — Wraith man to man, you’ve gotta cut him down. That’s what he’s doing now as he’s pulling Wraith up and hitting more sharp knees to the torso… KD is hurt, on his knees and Tiberius hits a palm chop, backfist, backhand, several slaps and backs up…. ANOTHER KILLER KICK! NO, KD CATCHES THAT.. AND LIFTS TJ UP WITH A CHOKE.. TJ hits rapid-fire punches and escapes! TJ runs across the ring and CART-WHEELS BACK TO WRAITH FOR THE JUMPING CUTTER!!! BUT WRAITH CATCHES HIM IN MIDAIR AND SENDS HIM BACK LANDING HIM GUT-FIRST ON THE RING ROPES!
Stew: That look like it blew the life out of Jones…. OH MY GOSH WHAT A DISCUS BOOT FROM WRAITH!! IT KNOCKED TIBERIUS JONES ACROSS THE RING INTO THE BARRICADE! Wraith himself somewhat fell out of the ring just hitting it, a replay of THAT will be up on the screen shortly! Wraith descends to ringside all the way, that was such a harsh crash… Wraith is showing no let up as he grabs TJ and hits a HIGH-ANGLE BACK SUPLEX INTO THE BARRICADE! That ‘cade has become TJ’s worst enemy!
Ref: 1! … 2! …..
HBG: Wraith grabs TJ again and DRIVES HIM RIB AND SPINE FIRST INTO THE APRON. I think Wraith’s picked his spot, he saw exactly where TJ landed on that wall and he’s making that a bullseye! The ref’s counting away, already at five..
Wraith: YOU’RE NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
HBG: WRAITH DRAGS TJ FROM THE FLOOR AND HE WHIPS HIM RIGHT INTO THE STAIRS!! …. NO! TJ TIGER FEINT KICKS THROUGH THE ROPES INTO THE RING WITH SUPPORT OF THE POST! AWESOME move, and Wraith gawks at TJ while TJ SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE! WRAITH JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY, but TJ faked him out as he lands on the apron and springboards FROM THE APRON, OFF THE ROPES AND TURNS INTO A TORNADO DDT!!!
Stew: PHENOMENAL! Let’s get a replay of THAT too!
Ref: 1!! …. 2!! …. 3!! …. 4!! …. 5!! …. 6!! *TJ gets to vertical base* …
Stew: We’re at seven and TJ’s trying to drag the big man Wraith in the ring.. he eventually successfully does, and he covers lateral press.
Ref: OOOOONEEE… TWOOOOOOO…
Stew: NOT ENOUGH. A fantastic DDT that drilled the large, powerful Wraith but it couldn’t put him out. TJ now stomps Wraith, rolling Wraith into the corner with his feet and Wraith’s sitting up in the corner taking an onslaught of boots from TJ. TJ backs up and legs Wraith rise.. RUNNING UPPERCUT to the cornered Wraith! And TJ DRAGS WRAITH TO THE CENTER OF THE RING FOR THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER! WRAITH ESCAPES THAT AND COUNTERS WITH THE DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER! TJ is grimacing, that back took an attack earlier and it’s ringing in pain now.. NOW WRAITH YANKS TJ BY THE ARM AND FALLS TO HIS BACK LOCKING IN THE TRIANGLE CHOKE! HE’S JUST GONNA CHOKE OUT THE YOUNG MAN, AND HE’S THROWING PUNCHES TO THE HEAD WHILE TJ’S TRYING TO THROW PUNCHES TO GET OUT OF IT!
HBG: TJ’s escaped! He front flips to his feet after the move is weakened and he GOES FOR THE LIONSAULT OFF THE ROPES! WRAITH LIFTS THE KNEES! — TJ lands on his feet! TJ hits a DOUBLE FOOT STOMP into the chest! Wraith shoots up to his feet in pain and adrenaline and TJ LIFTS HIM UP FROM UNDER FOR THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER… BUT HIS BACK IS TO HURT TO LIFT A MAN WITH A 60 POUND ADVANTAGE, AND WRAITH HAMMERS PUNCHES TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Wraith locks in a standing dragons sleeper now, completely cutting off the oxygen and trying to cut off the lights of the rookie. Jones however tries to fight and hit a few knees from his precarious position… Wraith yanks Jones up on to his shoulder in a TORTURE RACK… Jones in some serious pain now with that tense, hurt back being stretched out and mangled… AND WRAITH TURNS IT INTO AN INVERTED DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!!! THAT’S IT!
Ref: OOOOOOONNNEEEE!!!! … TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! … THRRRRRR–
Stew: KICK OUT! What a gutsy kickout! Wraith, still on his opponent looks like he wants the silencing blow.. he’s got Tiberius’ hair in his hair and and yanks him up from the ground to PULL HIM IN… LOOKS LIKE IT’S TIME TO FINISH THINGS, WRAITH HITS THE CARDINAL SIN!! — JACKKNIFE RIGHT ON THE BACK OF JONES’ SKULL!!! JONES IS COMPLETELY LAID OUT! THAT’S IT, THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOONEEE!! .. TWOOOOOOO!!! .. THRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
HBG: No! The ref waves it off, his foot was under the rope! Wraith looks like he absolutely wants to flip a gasket, NOTHING could be more unnerving than this!
( Wraith sits in the ring, rocking in anger and frustration and he glares a malevolent look to the referee )
HBG: Wraith stands up, getting in the refs face, towering over him and intimidating him. Wraith drags Tiberius away from the ropes and goes for the pin again.
Ref: OOOOOONEEE!! .. TWOOOOOOOOO…
Stew: KICK OUT! The first sign of life Jones has shown since being hit with that devastating move! Now Wraith drags TJ up and seats him on the top turnbuckle. Wraith taking it to very high risk territory, and he’s climbing up as well… eventually both men are stood high above the canvas, and Wraith’s got a plan….. UH OH… HE’S GOT THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK… HE’S GOING FOR THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER OFF THE TOP!!!!!! NO NO! JONES ESCAPES THAT AND HITS A FEW BLOWS, ONE OF THEM POSSIBLY A LOW BLOW, THE REF MAY NOT HAVE CAUGHT THAT! Jones giving it EVERYTHING, both men fighting way up top and Jones is…. he’s… he’s charging up!
TJ: KAAAAAA…. MEEEEEEEE….. HAAAAAAAAA….
Stew: WRAITH CUTS HIM OFF WITH A RIGHT, TJ DODGES THAT!
TJ: HAAAAAAAAA!!!
HBG: WRAITH GOES FLYING OFF THE TOP ROPE INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH THE KAMEHAMEHA PALM THRUST! WRAITH HAS BEEN TURNED INSIDE OUT! Wraith is SEARING in pain, barely able to sit still and he rushes up to a knee holding his spine in agony… AND TIBERIUS JONES LEAPS FROM THE HEAVENS WITH THE HAIL MARY!!! DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE SKULL! THE HOOK OF THE LEG!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!! .. TWOOOOOOOOO!!! …. THRRRRRRRRR–
Stew: WRAITH KICKS OUT!! WRAITH WILL NOT DIE! WRAITH HAS BLOOD AND SWEAT DRIPPING FROM HIS FACE, BUT HE WILL NOT DIE! WRAITH ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE HE’S GETTING UP QUICKER, AND TJ LOOKS AT HIM IN SHOCK AND FEAR… BUT HE SPRINGS ONTO A DOUBLED OVER WRAITH AND HOOKS HIM FOR THE FINAL ATONEMENT!!!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER FROM TIBERIUS JONES! — AND TIBERIUS PICKS HIM BACK UP IMMEDIATELY AND HITS ANOTHER ONE!!! BACK TO BACK UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVERS!
HBG: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM??
Stew: THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOONEEE!! .. TWOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “The Mission” by Puscifer hits and the ref helps Tiberius Jones up and raises his hand )
Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… TIIBERRIIIUS JOOONESS!!
HBG: That just blew my mind! TJ went from being unable to even lift the man to hitting TWO consecutive Final Atonements! I think there’s something huge within this kid that we’re only just beginning to see, because nothing else could explain what I just saw!
Stew: He fought with everything 22 years of life could give him, and it earned him the win over a future Hall of Famer and veteran! This isn’t exactly easy to take in, to be honest with you!
( Jones exits the ring in celebration and Wraith is dazed in the ring, laying with his eyes open and fixed on Tiberius Jones )
HBG: This was absolutely a serious situation for the both of them, and even the young, rowdy kid was pushed to a point where he had to pull out all the stops.
( The focus is now on Wraith, who’s in the ring barely able to recover, and rolls to the apron looking deadpan, trying his best to sit up )
Stew: That man’s just coming to grips with what happened. The career of Wraith… of Kevin Devastation, because of this stipulation must come to an end here on Dynasty. And if he wants one thing, it’s to leave this match on his own accord. And frankly, he deserves it.
( Wraith sits on the apron still staring at the ground, shaking his head in disbelief. Wraith denies all medical help, and gets to his own two feet at ringside, dragging himself up the ramp, to the stage, through the curtain, all without looking back )
( The arena goes dark while a highlight package shows on the titantron, with the Pain For Pride banner waving. )
Narrator: June 27th… In 188 days…
( “Can’t Kill Us” by The Glitch Mob plays. Highlight package is shown of PFP matches between Mikado and Mr. DEDEDE and Hades the Hellraiser vs Dark Demon vs Zack Crash. )
Narrator: Another journey comes to fruition…
( Highlight is shown of various extremists throughout the years. )
( The eight pyramids in town parks located in the “Chosen Cities” of Pasadena, California, Tokyo, Japan, New Orleans, Louisiana, Phoenix, Arizona, Munich, Germany, Sydney, Australia, London, England and East Rutherford, New Jersey are all seen with crowds of people around them.)
Narrator: The pinnacle of E-Federations… learns to become… ELITE.
( All the pyramids completely shut off, and the pyramid in London, England lights up as the drop to “Cant Kill Us” hits )
Narrator: LIVE… FROM WEMBLEY STADIUM! For the first time in history… EAW’S SIGNATURE EVENT, PAIN FOR PRIDE GOES LIVE, LIVE FROM LONDON!
( Highlight ends )
(The camera positions itself to the center of the ring, where the ring announcers is ready to call out the upcoming match.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is an unsanctioned match!!!
(“Nothing Left To Fear” by Slash feat. Myles Kennedy comes on as Vic Vendetta slowly paces out of the backstage area and slowly makes his descent down to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from New Orleans, Louisiana… he weighs in at 266 pounds… VVVVIIIICCCC VVVVEEEENNNNDDDDEEEETTTTTTAAAA!!!
Mercer: It is time for this war to possibly meet its conclusion! The Vendetta family rivalry between Vic and Ares has been brewing for a while now and tonight, we might see a conclusion to end this!
Kawajai: We may see the end, but it will not be one with ease! This is going to be a hellacious and brutal match, I assure you, and that is definitely how these two want to end something of this magnitude!
(“Battle Cry” by contRoVersy blasts from the speakers as Ares Vendetta walks to the stage dressed in riot-like attire as he begins walking down the ramp, not taking his eyes off of Vic Vendetta.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent, he is from The Land of the Rising Sun… weighing in at 217 pounds… AAAARRRREEESSSS VVVVEEEENNNNDDDDEEEETTTTTTAAAA!!!
Kawajai: What many perceive as the future of this business, Ares Vendetta has sought vengeance to certain individuals in this company and if you look on his list, you see that Vic Vendetta is one of those names!
Mercer: Yes, but tonight will he cross that name off of his list and continue on his quest to make every name eliminated, or will he have to cope with this name being out of his reach tonight?
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Kawajai: With the sound of the bell, the final battle in this war begins! Vic and Ares are just staring down one another, sizing up their opponent as they are talking trash to one another… until Vic charges in and locks up with Ares! Vic is able to push and shove Ares into the corner, but when Vic releases him, Ares throws the forearm to the side of Vic’s head as Vic is forced back away from him! Vic is able to counter with a huge knee to the gut and a headbutt as he forces Ares back into the corner! Vic goes for the Irish whip and when Ares bounces off and comes back, Vic lands a back elbow on Ares as he drops to the mat! Vic begins saying something towards the crowd, inaudible to the people watching at home, as he goes to a downed Ares as he brings him to his feet!
Mercer: Ares isn’t going to have any of it as he begins going back to the forearm shots with shot after shot going into the jaw of Vic as he caps it off by throwing him into the ropes and coming with the low dropkick on his leg! Ares brings Vic to his knees as he begins landing knee shots to the head of Vic, blow after blow landing onto his forehead, and Ares runs the ropes as he goes RIGHT INTO A MASSIVE LARIAT BY VIC VENDETTA AS HE TURNED ARES INSIDE OUT! VIC GOES FOR THE QUICK COVER!
ONNNEEE!!!…
Kawajai: Ares quickly kicks out of the pin as Vic flings his hair back as he lifts him back to his feet! Vic tosses Ares into the ropes, but Ares catches himself on the ropes! Vic sees this and in fury, runs towards Ares… BUT ARES PULLS DOWN THE ROPES AS VIC GOES TO THE OUTSIDE! ARES RUNS THE ROPES AS HE COMES BACK! SUICIDE DIVE ONTO VIC! IT CONNECTS AS VIC IS DROPPED TO THE CANVAS! Ares lifts Vic up and tosses him back into the ring as he runs to the turnbuckle! Ares is at the top as he looks down on the rising Vic! Vic turns towards Ares Vendetta… MISSILE DROPKICK FLIES AND CONNECT AS ARES DROPS VIC TO THE MAT! ARES GOES FOR HIS OWN PIN ATTEMPT!
ONNNEEE!!!…
Mercer: What a huge missile dropkick from Ares as Vic kicks out and he brings Vic back up! Ares lands a huge European uppercut as he continues to land them until he forces Vic into the corner! Ares begins to land a huge combination with sharp kicks and huge elbows flying everywhere as he goes for the whip to the turnbuckle! Vic counters as he shoves Ares into the turnbuckle and runs for the corner splash… but Ares lifts his boot in time as he goes up to the top again… BUT VIC JUMPS UP AND SHOVES ARES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AS ARES VENDETTA FALLS OUT TO THE FLOOR! THERE IS PADDING, BUT THAT BARELY CUSHIONS THE FALL THAT HE TOOK!
Kawajai: That was one nasty fall as we see Vic not letting up as he goes to the outside! Vic lifts Ares up and lands a huge punch that you can hear the thud from as Ares drops to the ground as Vic makes his way towards us, here at the commentary table! What is this man doing? He is telling us that he is going to end Ares right now… DEAR GOD! RUNNING KNEE INTO THE HEAD OF ARES WHO IS ON THE STEEL STEPS! NO! ARES FLIPS VIC OVER HIS HEAD AS VIC LANDS ON THE FLOOR! ARES JUST AVERTED DISASTER RIGHT THERE! Ares goes under the ring and grabs a steel chair as he throws it in the ring and runs over to Vic as he gets him and slams his head right into the apron to throw him back into the ring!
Mercer: Ares Vendetta and grabs Vic’s leg as he begins kicking with sharp kicks as he then shoves the steel chair into the leg of Vic Vendetta! Ares goes to the middle rope of the close turnbuckle as he looks down at Vic… FOOT STOMP ON THE CHAIR AS YOU SEE VIC VENDETTA SQUIRM AROUND THE RING HOWLING IN PAIN! ARES PRIES THE CHAIR OFF OF HIS LEG AS HE HOOKS IT FOR THE PIN!
ONNNEEE!!!…
Kawajai: Vic kicks out again as Ares is back on the offensive! Vic Vendetta is able to roll to the outside as Ares comes in and grabs his by the hair! Ares Vendetta pulls him up as he looks for the suplex from the apron… but Vic reverses with his own… BUT ARES DROPS DOWN ON THE APRON AND CONTINUES TO THROW FOREARM SHOTS! VIC COUNTERS IT AS HE PULLS HIM IN AND LANDS A RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP ONTO THE APRON! LOOK AT THE EYES OF THE RABID VIC VENDETTA! He wants blood here tonight!
Mercer: Those eyes tell many stories of pain and anguish and tonight, he might add another one with Ares Vendetta being the recipient! Vic repeatedly stomps on the head of Ares until he finds himself ready to lift Ares to his feet! Vic throws Ares like a ragdoll into the barricade and then lifts him on his shoulders… POWERBOMB ON THE BARRICADE AS ARES IS FOLDED IN HALF! Vic throws Ares into the ring and slides in as he goes under the ring and bring another steel chair to the mix as he opens it as he brings the young rising star to his feet! Vic brings Ares up in the air and laughs as he lands a huge suplex on the opened steel chair on Ares Vendetta! Vic holds his hands in air by his side as he gives a devilish grin to the fans, who are giving an orchestra of boos, as he looks on to Ares who is wincing at the pain from that steel chair suplex and all!
Kawajai: Vic goes to the seated Ares as he lands a stomp right on top of his head and drops down for the chinlock to wear him down! Vic begins hitting Ares with a few knees to the spine to worsen the pain as he finally sets the knee right on the bone as he pulls his chin back! Ares Vendetta begins to try and fight out of the hold as he gets to his feet and… ARES LANDS A STUNNER AS HE RUNS THE ROPES! VIC CATCHES ARES AS HE THROWS HIM OUT THE RING! ARES WAS LAUNCHED OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THAT FLOOR AS VIC IS JUST LAUGHING AT HIS NEPHEW!
Mercer: VIC HAS A LOOK OF EVIL AS IF HE HAS SOME DEVIOUS METHODS IN STORE! Vic throws Ares up and scoops slams him onto the apron as he lands a huge clubbing blow to the throat of Ares! Vic grabs Ares by the head and drags him over to the turnbuckle post! He backs up… Good God, please not this… VIC RUNS IN WITH THE BIG BOOT! BIG BOOT CONNECTS AS HE SANDWICHES ARES VENDETTA’S HEAD BETWEEN HIS BOOT AND THE POST!
Vic Vendetta: Is this what you wanted, Ares? IS THIS THE VENGEANCE YOU SOUGHT?
Kawajai: Ares rolls out of the ring as Vic Vendetta rolls out and darts to where he rolled out! Vic reaches Ares and… RUNNING SENTON RIGHT ON ARES ON THE OUTSIDE! Vic has been decimating this young man and now, Vic slams Ares’ head into the apron as he rolls him into the ring! Vic goes back under the ring as he scrounges around and pulls out a kendo stick for the world to see! Vic slides and begins wailing that kendo stick onto the back of Ares as he drops it and rolls him over for the pin!
ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Mercer: ARES KICKS OUT RIGHT AS THE TWO-COUNT WAS MADE! Vic stands up as he begins to laugh at the determination from Ares to stay in this match! Ares crawls to the bottom rope where he leans on it as Vic Vendetta comes over and begins stomping on the chest of Ares as he is down there! Vic pulls Ares by the arm as the middle rope almost decapitates Ares as he choked out from it! Vic drags Ares to the center of the ring as he goes for the chinlock again to continue to wear him down, but this time, Ares quickly gets back up! Ares begins to throw elbow after elbow into the gut of Vic until he throws Ares off and makes him bounce off the ropes to go for a lariat… but Ares ducks it and runs the ropes himself… BUT VIC INTERCEPTS WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT! HE GRABS ARES AND LIFTS HIM IN THE AIR! URANAGE BY VIC VENDETTA AS ARES IS DROPPED ON HIS BACK ON THE MAT!
Kawajai: That was a nasty uranage by Vic Vendetta as now Ares Vendetta rolls close to the ropes and corner to prevent the pin! Ares begins to use the turnbuckle to get to his feet as Vic goes to the opposite corner and drops back as he is upside down! VIC IS UPSIDE DOWN WALKING ON HIS HANDS AND FEET! THIS MAN SEEMS TO BE POSSESSED! Ares gets to his feet as Vic flips over and darts to Ares… CORNER SPLASH ON ARES AS HE IS SMOTHERED BY THE WEIGHT OF HIS UNCLE! Ares drops down to the mat as Vic drags him in and goes right back to that chinlock that has been used to wear him down!
Mercer: Ares fights to go to his feet as Vic quickly stops him as he lifts him up and does a scoop slam! Vic runs the ropes and comes in looking for the running senton again… BUT ARES VENDETTA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS VIC VENDETTA LANDS RIGHT ON HIS BACK! Both men slowly get to their feet as Vic shoves Ares into the ropes as he bounces off… but Ares ducks the clothesline and runs the ropes… ARES COMES IN WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK THAT CONNECTS AND TAKES VIC DOWN! ARES IS MAKING A COMEBACK!
Kawajai: Ares starts throwing kick after kick into Vic as he goes for the whip into the turnbuckle… but Vic Vendetta reverses with his own as he comes for the corner splash… BUT ARES DOES THE DROP-TOE HOLD THAT SENDS VIC INTO MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! Ares goes to the outside and looks under the ring as he pulls out a table as the fans are going crazy to see more carnage! Ares slides back into the ring as he slides the table and himself into the ring! He opens the table in the center of the ring as Ares brings Vic to his feet and he begins throwing kicks to the head of Vic Vendetta as he lifts him on the top turnbuckle! Ares backs up and runs towards Vic… HURRICANRANA FROM THE TOP ROPE LANDS AS VIC IS BROUGHT BACK DOWN AND SENT THROUGH THE TABLE! ARES GOES TOWARDS VIC FOR THE PINFALL!
ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Mercer: VIC KICKS OUT OF THE PIN! Ares lifts Vic to his feet and grabs him by the neck as he lands the STO backbreaker and hits the reverse STO! ARES GRABS THE KENDO STICK VIC USED EARLIER AND HE FINISHES IT OFF WITH THE KOJI CLUTCH! CACOPHONY! CACOPHONY COMBINATION IS COMPLETE AS HE HAS THE HOLD APPLIED WITH THE KENDO STICK RIGHT UNDER THE THROAT OF VIC! VIC IS DOING ALL THEY CAN TO TRY AND ESCAPE THE HOLD! VIC IS TRYING TO GET TO HIS FEET, BUT ARES WILL NOT RELENT! VIC GETS TO HIS FEET AND SPINS ARES AROUND ON HIS SHOULDERS! POWERBOMB LUNGBLOWER! IT CONNECTS AS YOU CAN SEE THE BREATH ESCAPE FROM THE LUNGS OF ARES! VIC VENDETTA GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Kawajai: ANOTHER KICKOUT FROM ARES AS HE IS NOT FINISHED WITH THIS MATCH! Vic Vendetta is ready to end this as he gets up and hooks Ares Vendetta in for the finishing touch! CHARLES MANSON! THE SPINNING REVERSE STO! NO! ARES SPINS OUT AS HE HOOKS VIC WITH THE WAIST-LOCK AND LANDS THE GERMAN SUPLEX! ARES ROLLS THROUGH AS HE LANDS THE ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEX! ARES ROLLS THROUGH ONCE MORE AS HE DOES THE RELEASE ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEX, FINISHING THE LIMIT BREAK! ARES RUNS OVER AND LOOKS TO END THE MATCH WITH THE PINFALL!
ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHRREEE!!!
Mercer: VIC VENDETTA KICKS OUT RIGHT BEFORE THE THREE LANDED! ARES VENDETTA IS FURIOUS AS HE GOES TO THE TURNBUCKLE! ARES CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE AS HE SIGNALS FOR IT! METEORA! THE DOUBLE FLYING FOOT STOMP! VIC ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS ARES LANDS ON HIS FEET! ARES TUR–CHARLES MANSON! VIC VENDETTA LANDS THE CHARLES MANSON ON ARES! VIC VENDETTA HOOKS THE LEG AS HE GOES TO END IT!
ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHRREEE!!!
Kawajai: ARES LIFTS HIS SHOULDER JUST A MILLISECOND ON TIME! VIC VENDETTA IS LIVID AS HE GOES OUTSIDE! I wonder what he is doing… Vic goes under the ring… VIC HAS GRABBED A STEEL CHAIR! THIS IS AN UNSANCTIONED MATCH AND ANYTHING GOES, BOYS AND GIRLS! Vic slides in as he grabs Ares by the head and wedges the chair in it! Vic grabs Ares… CHARLES MANSON WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
Mercer: NO! ARES SPINS OUT OF IT AS HE THROWS THE CHAIR OFF OF HIS HEAD AND ONTO THE GROUND! VIC TURNS TO FACE ARES AS HE KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! HE LIFTS VIC UP…. SAKUJO SCREWDRIVER! IT CONNECTS AS VIC LANDS HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT! ARES SETS THE FALLEN CHAIR ONTO THE CHEST OF VIC AND GOES TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS HE KNOWS HE DOES NOT HAVE A BETTER CHANCE THAN THIS! HE LEAPS FOR THE METEORA! DOUBLE FLYING FOOT STOMP LANDS ITS MARK RIGHT ON THE STEEL CHAIR ON THE CHEST OF VIC VENDETTA! ARES VENDETTA HOOKS THE LEG AS HE COULD VERY WELL WIN IT ALL RIGHT NOW!
ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHRREEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Battle Cry” by contRoVersy plays in the background as Ares Vendetta stands up as he sees his fallen uncle laying below him)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AAAARRRREEESSSS VVVVEEEENNNNDDDDEEEETTTTTTAAAA!!!
Kawajai: And just like that, this match is over! Ares Vendetta with the final lethal blow on his Uncle with a powerful Meteora to the sternum as Vic is still gasping for air! A damaged Ares climbs back to his feet and looks down upon his Uncle as Kendra Shamez now appears by his side and the Agents of Extreme seem to have come out of nowhere and surrounded the ring… I don’t like the looks of this!
Mercer: I can’t really disagree; this guy could very well about to do something extremely dangerous here as he seems to be saying something to his downed Uncle, Vic Vendetta… Ares asks for something as… Oh boy…
Kawajai: One of the Agents of Extreme hand Ares a pair of scissors! Vic seems to be coming to as he slowly rises back up to his knees while Ares stands over him with those scissors in hand… Don’t do something you’re gonna regret, Ares…
Mercer: Ares seems to be saying something to Vic as Vic looks up at him, but I can’t quite make out what he’s saying… He drops the scissors in front of Vic? A smile appears across the face of Ares as he… He takes his leave? What on Earth is going on?
Kawajai: I’m not sure, but Vic seems to be well aware… More than the rest of us.. Vic pics up those scissors… And starts chopping off his hair with them? What’s the meaning behind this?
Mercer: I’m not sure, but it definitely must signify something if Vic’s willing to do this to himself… I’m just not sure what.
(Ares, Kendra, and the Agents of Extreme take their leave as Vic Vendetta voluntarily chops his hair off with the scissors with a solemn look upon his face)
(Lengthy video package plays showcasing the EAW Championship feud between Jacob Senn, Diamond Cage, Scott Diamond, Lannister, Zack Crash, and Jamie O’Hara)
(Camera fades back to the ring as ominous music plays all throughout the Prudential Center while the lights go dark and strobe lights focus on the descending Elimination Chamber structure)
Mercer: It’s finally time… We’ve already witnessed two absolutely brutal Elimination Chamber matches here tonight. We’ve seen a new Champion crowned. We’ve seen a Champion keep his Title around his waist. Will one of the five challengers be able to lay claim to the EAW Championship? Will Jacob Senn be able to make it another day as the EAW Champion?
Kawajai: You can feel that intensity in the air, Jake, you can cut the tension with a knife. This is one of the most crucial matches anyone could ever step within. THE most hellacious match in this company or any company. Five men will lose so much tonight and only one will gain something when the smoke has cleared. The EAW Championship and Voltage both make their return to this daunting match and you can only imagine what its competitors have in store.
(The Chamber finally lowers as the lights come back on)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen…. The following main event contest is for the E-A-W CHAMPIONSHIP!!!….. AND IT WILL BE AN ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!!!!……
(The lights cut off and the arena goes pitch black, the only thing that can be heard is the cheers from the crowd. All of the sudden, you see a lightning bolt strikes the middle of the stage as all of the sudden you see colors begin shining all over the arena.)
Kawajai: What is going on, Jake?
Mercer: I don’t know, but this is looking awesome whoever it is.
(The color of green strikes the bottom of the ramp, the color of purple after that, then yellow, then blue, then orange, and finally red shows on the top of the ramp as we see an explosion of pyro happen in the center of the stage.)
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( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uEOrsSqYkk plays as we see the figure of Jacob Senn rise from the explosion and smoke as he holds his own Infinity Gauntlet up by his side for all the regale and admire at!)
Mercer: THE CHAMPION IS HERE AND WITH AN INFINITY GAUNTLET! This man literally has the universe in the palm of his hand!
Kawajai: With the odds stacked against him, he will need that to defend title tonight.
Mercer: You are right, Kawajai, because Jacob Senn is forced to enter Hell’s Citadel with the best and brightest of the roster and tonight, he shows that he doesn’t fear the challenge bestowed on him.
Kawajai: He may be unwavered by the fact that he is entering the Elimination Chamber, but trust me, it takes more than simply courage to win this match.
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 205 pounds… HE IS THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, AND CONQUERING EAW WORLD CHAMPION!!! THE FABLED CONQUEROR, THE SECOND CITY SON, JAAACCCOOOBBB SEEENNNNNN!!!
(Jacob Senn continues to walk down the ramp with his Infinity Gauntlet in hands as the stones glow with power as he holds the EAW World Championship on his other shoulder. Jacob enters the chamber as he removes the Infinity Gauntlet and hands it to the referee as the glow shimmers away. Jacob enters the chamber as he looks around and then, he enters the pod closest to him and already opened as he enters and preps himself for the fight to come)
(“Outlaw” by Disciple plays all throughout the arena as the crowd erupts with a symphony of boos as a smug Zack Crash makes his way out to the stage in baggy blue and black-colored jeans with the Quality Control logo embedded on them)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring…. From Charleston, West Virginia!…. Weighing in at 225 pounds!…. HE IS THE OWNER AND CHAIRMAN OF EAW…. “THE REBEL” ZACK CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!….
Mercer: Our esteemed Chairman looks to be in better shape than ever as he makes his way down to the ring! He’s gone out of his way to ensure this match go his and Quality Control’s way by ensuring that Jacob Senn remain the face of this company and its EAW Champion! But who knows, maybe if Senn gets eliminated Zack himself may have to just take the Title!
(“Takeover” by Jay-Z plays all throughout the arena as Scott Diamond confidently makes his way out to the stage in black and red MMA shorts and a mouthguard with “ANTI” written on it)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring…. From Long Island, New York!…. Weighing in at 280 pounds!…. HE IS “THE GOD OF THE UNIVERSE”…. “ANTI” SCOTT DIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAMMMMMMOOOOOOOONNNDDDDDDDDD!!!….
Kawajai: Zack Crash may be looking to ensure Senn walks out of this match still Champion, but he may have made a huge mistake in giving that opportunity to take the Title to this man, Scott Diamond. Since going back to his “Anti” ways, Scott has made it blatantly clear that he means to not only destroy Zack Crash, but anyone who gets in his way before taking the Title tonight.
(“The Awakening” by COPIA plays all throughout the arena as the crowd erupts with cheers while Jamie O’Hara makes his way out to the stage; his New Breed Championship around his waist and dressed in custom black and white attire)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring…. From Sydney, Australia!…. Weighing in at 215 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING NEW BREED CHAMPION…. “TOMORROW’S LEGEND” JAMIE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRAAAAAA!!!….
Mercer: This young man has a lot of skill to him, but he may have made a big mistake in not siding with Quality Control last week on Voltage. All he’s done is make himself more enemies and he may pay for that dearly in this bout.
Kawajai: He’s a talented young man indeed, but it looks like we now know who our four are that will be stepping into the pods and who will be starting off this match!
(“Feuer Frei” by Rammstein plays all throughout the arena as a stoic Lannister makes his way out to the stage dressed in tights with the colors of Germany’s flag and a custom white jacket on with a golden lion on it as he’s escorted to the ring by a proud Cerci)
Announcer: Next, making his way to the ring, accompanied by Cerci!…. From Dortmund, Germany!…. Weighing in at 252 pounds!…. HE IS “THE ANGEL OF DEBT”…. LAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIISSSSSTTTTEEEERRRRR!!!….
Kawajai: “The Angel of Debt” is right as Lannister has not tried to hide the fact that he was contracted to help Jacob Senn win this contest by Zack Crash. We’ve already seen one member of RAGNAROK walk out of a Chamber with a World Championship tonight though, and we very well could see another.
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana plays all throughout the arena as pyro explodes from the stage once the song fully kicks in as a deranged Diamond Cage makes his way out to the stage dressed in jeans, a plain white athletic shirt, tape around his hands, and carrying a two trashcans visibly filled with weapons)
Announcer: And lastly, making his way to the ring!…. From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada!…. Weighing in at 230 pounds!…. DIAMOND CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!….
Mercer: Hey! What does Cage think he’s doing?! He can’t bring weapons into this Chamber!
Kawajai: Well technically there ARE no rules, Jake! He’s not necessarily doing anything illegal here, but Zack Crash looks absolutely livid seeing this as he watches from his pod!
Mercer: Cage is digging his own grave here! Lannister looks none too amused with any of this as Cage enters the Chamber… He tosses one of those weapon-filled trashcans into the ring as it lands at the feet of Lannister! It seems like Cage may be challenging Lannister, but the Deutch Mercenary is having none of it as he kicks it away while Cage enters the ring… Both of these men have a lot of bad blood as of late and they could be looking to settle it–LANNISTER COMES CHARGING! CAGE THROWS THE WEAPON-FILLED TRASHCAN AT HIM! LANNISTER CATCHES IT–CAGE WITH AN IMMEDIATE DROPKICK INTO LANNISTER AS LANNISTER GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE ROPES AND THAT TRASH SPILLS ITS WEAPONS LIKE A SADISTIC PINATA AS IT FALLS TO THE GROUND!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Kawajai: This match is OFFICIALLY underway as Cage stalks Lannister, who scrambles to get back to his feet on the outside of the ring! HE’S UP AS CAGE COMES CHARGING! HE LEAPS THE TOP ROPE FOR A SUICIDE DIVE AS LANNISTER IS SENT INTO THOSE UNFORGIVING STEEL-CHAINED WALLS! Cage quickly back up–LANNISTER EXPLODES FORWARD WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT UPSIDE THE JAW OF CAGE! That about knocked Cage through a loop! LANNISTER GRABS HIM AND SENDS HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE CHAINED WALL! LANNISTER GRABS THE HEAD OF CAGE AND SENDS HIS FACE INTO THE WALL AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! CAGE NEEDS TO THINK OF SOMETHING! Lannister finally stops the attack as he backs up while a dazed Cage turns himself around! LANNISTER WITH A BIG BOOT!!
Mercer: NOBODY’S HOME AS CAGE DODGES! LANNISTER GETS HIS FOOT CAUGHT IN THE CHAINS! Cage shakes the cobwebs out and gets back to a vertical base as he nails Lannister with a stiff forearm to the face! Another! DIAMOND CAGE UNLOADING WITH SHOT AFTER SHOT INTO LANNISTER! Cage pulls Lannister’s free leg out from under him as Lannister drops right on the back of his head onto those steel panels! Lannister’s nearly upside down here as his foot is still caught in that chained wall! Cage with a sadistic look on his face as he looks to this rabid crowd! CAGE WITH A BOOT TO A TRAPPED LANNISTER! ANOTHER! CAGE BACKS UP AND CHARGES WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE INTO LANNISTER! Cage is on fire early on here as he goes back into the ring and picks up a steel chair that fell out of one of those trashcans! This can’t be good for Lannister! Cage immediately climbing up to the nearest top turnbuckle! Lannister with absolutely nowhere to go! Somebody stop this guy! COME ON–CHAIR SURF!!! DIAMOND CAGE WITH A CHAIR SURF RIGHT INTO THE BODY OF LANNISTER!! LANNISTER’S FOOT FINALLY COMES OUT AS HE DROPS DOWN TO THE STEEL PANELS–CAGE COVERS HIM!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!
Kawajai: Barely even a one count before Lannister kicks out! What immense resilience from this German superman! Cage doesn’t look finished yet! He rises back up to his feet and grabs that steel chair as this crowd remains firmly behind him! Cage unfolds the chair and sets up up before dragging a battered Lannister back up.. CAGE PULLS HIM IN! PICKING LANNISTER UP!! LOOKING FOR THE END OF STORY WITH A PILEDRIVER ONTO THAT–LANNISTER FIGHTS OUT OF IT AND SENDS CAGE UP WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! BACK BODY DROP ONTO THAT CHAIR!!! CAGE IMMEDIATELY SITS UP WITH HIS EYES NEARLY POPPING OUT OF HIS HEAD AS HIS INJURED BACK CRUSHES THAT STEEL CHAIR!! LANNISTER GRABS A HOLD OF CAGE AND DRIVES HIS SKULL INTO THE STEEL PANELS!! LANNISTER SHOWS HIS DARK SIDE AS HE GRINDS CAGE’S SKULL AGAINST THAT UNFORGIVING STEEL! CAGE CAN DO NOTHING BUT MOAN IN PAIN! HIS BACK IN GREAT PAIN AS LANNISTER PLACES A BOOT AGAINST THE BACK OF CAGE’S SKULL!
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(Camera cuts to a birdseye view of the Elimination Chamber as a spotlight sporadically jumps from pod to pod for several seconds before landing on one)
Mercer: IT’S THE EAW CHAMPION!! JACOB SENN HAS ENTERED THIS MATCH AS HE QUICKLY LEAVES HIS POD AND ENTERS THE RING! Lannister continues to grind the skull of Cage against that steel pain mercilessly! SENN COMES CHARGING?! NO–FOSBURY FLOP!!! A FOSBURY FLOP RIGHT INTO LANNISTER!! JACOB SENN SHOWING ABSOLUTELY ZERO RESPECT TO A MAN WHO’S SUPPOSED TO BE HIS COMRADE IN THIS MATCH AS HE TAKES OUT LANNISTER! A battered Diamond Cage slowly rolls back into the ring after being freed from the grasp of Lannister and… And it looks like Cage has been busted open already! Blood running down his face as a fresh Jacob Senn gets back to his feet and sets a bloodied and unsuspecting Cage dead in his sights! Senn’s got intensity in his eyes as he leaps to the top rope! SPRINGBOARD HIGH KNEE–KENDO STICK TO THE FACE!! DIAMOND CAGE ABLE TO SPRING UP TO HIS FEET WITH A KENDO STICK IN HAND AS IT MEETS THE FACE OF AN INCOMING JACOB SENN!
Kawajai: Cage looks like some sort of a deranged animal here as he loses his footing and regains it! Looking down on the EAW Champion! CAGE SWINGS THAT KENDO STICK INTO THE SPINE OF SENN! ANOTHER SHOT TO THE BACK OF SENN! Senn cringing in pain as he struggles to get back to his feet! Cage with another shot of that Kendo Stick, this time to the sternum of Senn! ANOTHER SHOT TO THE FACE OF SENN! CAGE CHARGES INTO THE ROPES! COMING WITH MOMENTUM AT HIS BACK AND THAT STICK IN HAND–SENN SPRINGS UP TO HIS FEET–BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK CONNECTS OFF THE FACE OF DIAMOND CAGE!! CAGE MAY HAVE HAD HIS EGGS SCRAMBLES AS HE STRUGGLES TO GET BACK UP! Cage woozy but on his feet as he’s met with a shot to the face from Senn! A second punch connects! A shoot kick connects! A SPINNING BACKFIST CONNECTS! SENN TOPS IT OFF WITH A LARIAT!! IT’S STOPPED WITH A BACKHAND SLAP FROM CAGE! CAGE IS UNLOADING ON THE EAW CHAMPION WITH A FLURRY OF BACKHAND SLAPS!! HUGE LARIAT!!!
Mercer: DIAMOND CAGE IS TURNED INSIDE OUT BY SENN WITH A LARIAT OF HIS OWN AS THE SECOND CITY COMBINATION IS SUCCESSFUL!!! Cage has to have suffered a concussion by this point despite how early on it may be! He’s got to be seeing stars after that brutal lariat from Senn! Nonetheless, he just keeps going as he once again struggles to get back to his feet! Senn seems more than willing to let him… Cage almost up! SENN COMES CHARGING! HARMONIC DIVERGENCE!!!! CAGE MOVES AS IT MISSES!! CAGE SOMEHOW STILL GOING AS HE NAILS SENN WITH A KICK TO THE GUT AND PULLS HIM IN! A BOOT TO THE FACE OF CAGE FROM LANNISTER OUT OF NOWHERE!!
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(Camera cuts to a birdseye view of the Elimination Chamber as a spotlight sporadically jumps between the three remaining pods for several seconds before stopping on one)
Kawajai: AND IT LANDS ON JAMIE O’HARA! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION HAS ENTERED THIS MATCH AS HE LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE! A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TAKES OUT AN UNSUSPECTING LANNISTER! Jamie quickly back up–But he’s immediately bombarded by the EAW Champion, Jacob Senn, who lays into him with brutal stomps and shots! Jamie up to both feet as Senn continues to the assault! A shot misses as Jamie utilizes the opportunity and charges off the ropes! Senn turns around–FLYING FOREARM SMASH FROM JAMIE CONNECTS! ALL FOUR MEN IN THE RING DOWN! JAMIE WITH A KIP UP! HE’S STILL ALIVE! JAMIE’S THE MAN IN CONTROL RIGHT NOW AS HE STALKS HIS OPPONENTS! JAMIE COMES CHARGING AS LANNISTER CAGE DRAGS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET IN THE CORNER! YAKUZA KICK CONNECTS OFF THE FACE OF CAGE! JAMIE SPRINTS TO THE ADJACENT CORNER AS LANNISTER’S UP! YAKUZA KICK OFF THE FACE OF LANNISTER! A dazed Lannister and a woozy Cage stumble out of their corners as Jamie looks to capitalize! Pulling Cage in! JAMIE RUNS OFF THE BODY OF LANNISTER! SHIRANUI CONNECTS ON DIAMOND CAGE!! WHAT AN IMPRESSIVE MANEUVER AS JAMIE HOOKS THE LEG OF CAGE!! WE HAVE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!
Mercer: It’s not enough as Cage manages to kick out! Jamie’s not giving up as he quickly climbs back to his feet and targets Jacob Senn in a nearby corner! YAKUZA KICK OFF THE FACE OF SENN! SENN STUMBLES FORWARD AS JAMIE CATCHES HIM! DOWN UNDER!!! THAT DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS RIGHT ONTO A FEW STRAY WEAPONS AS SENN ARCHES HIS BACK IN PAIN! Lannister back up now using the ropes as Jamie’s back up! HE CHARGES! BACK BODY DROP AS JAMIE GOES OUT OF THE RING! No–Jamie lands it! LANNISTER NAILS JAMIE WITH A ROUGH FOREARM OFF THE FACE! Lannister makes his way out of the ring to follow up as a dazed Jamie is reeling… LANNISTER COMES CHARGING! JAMIE SIDESTEPS IT AS HE HELPS DRIVE LANNISTER FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAINED WALL! JAMIE OFF THE ROPES AS HE COMES CHARGING AS LANNISTER TURNS AROUND! LANNISTER SENDS HIM UP! FEUER FREI!!!! NO–LOOK AT THIS!! JAMIE GRABS THE CHAINS CONNECTING NEARLY TO THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER TO STOP THAT FEUER FREI!! LANNISTER LOOKS UP TO REALIZE THIS AS JAMIE DROPS DOWN!! HURRICANRANA!!! NO–LANNISTER STOPS IT! Lannister fighting it! HE PULLS JAMIE SLOWLY BACK UP TO HIS SHOULDERS WITH SHEER POWER! JAMIE FIGHTS IT WITH MULTIPLE SHOTS! LANNISTER CHARGES FORWARD!!
Kawajai: RUNNING RELEASE POWERBOMB THROUGH THE GLASS OF AN EMPTY POD!!!! JAMIE O’HARA HAS BEEN SENT STRAIGHT THIS THAT POD AND COVERED IN THAT GLASS AS LANNISTER LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE… LANNISTER DRAGGING JAMIE OUT… HE PUTS A BOOT ON HIS CHEST FOR THE PIN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!……… THREE!
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(Camera cuts to a birdseye view of the Elimination Chamber as a spotlight sporadically jumps between the final two pods for several seconds before stopping on one)
Kawajai: AND IT LANDS ON ZACK CRASH! THE CHAIRMAN OF THIS COMPANY JOINS THE FRAY AS HE RUSHES OUT OF THE POD AND… And seems to be carefully looking for a spot to pick, it would seem.. Lannister laying into the resilient Jamie O’Hara on the outside as Zack enters the ring and quickly locks eyes with Jacob Senn… Both men seem to be sharing inaudible words with one another as Senn looks increasingly annoyed with whatever Zack has to say! LANNISTER WITH A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX ONTO THOSE STEEL PANELS ON JAMIE! Senn and Zack’s conversation seems to be getting more heated! ZACK CHARGES! HE RUNS TO THE ADJACENT CORNER AND NAILS DIAMOND CAGE WITH A BIG RUNNING ENZUIGIRI!! Cage can hardly defend himself by this point after all the damage he’s taken and blood he’s lost!
Mercer: Cage is a stupid man! He needs to just stay down! Zack quickly back up and looking to finish Cage up as he pulls him in! CRASH COURSE!!!! CAGE FORCES ZACK OFF! ZACK COMING OFF THE ROPES! LOU THESZ PRESS BY CAGE!! CAGE LAYING INTO ZACK WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS! Jamie’s making a comeback against Lannister outside the ring as both men fight for control of a suplex! Senn from behind as he locks the waist of Lannister! GERMAN SUPLEX ON LANNISTER AS LANNISTER CONNECTS WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX ON JAMIE! LANNISTER’S SKULL AND JAMIE’S SPINE LAND HARD ON THE STEEL!! Zack’s managed to fight Cage off as both men scramble to their feet! CAGE UP FIRST AS HE CHARGES! LOWBLOW!! Cage drops to his knees in pain as a furious Zack picks up one of those trashcans!
Zack: YOU WANT TO USE WEAPONS?! THIS IS MY COMPANY!
Kawajai: ZACK WITH THAT TRASHCAN OFF THE SKULL OF CAGE! ANOTHER TRASHCAN SHOT OFF THE SKULL OF CAGE! LOOK AT THIS! CAGE LOOKS LIKE A MADMAN AS HE ASKS FOR MORE! ZACK OBLIGES WITH A DAMN LOUD SHOT TO THE SKULL WITH THAT TRASHCAN BEFORE HE THROWS IT DOWN AND DRAGS CAGE UP!! SETTING HIM UP!! REBEL YELL!!!! THE REBEL YELL CONNECTS AS ZACK HOOKS A LEG OF CAGE!! WE HAVE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!
Mercer: NO–CAGE KICKS OUT?! CAGE KICKS OUT?! ZACK CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT THE OFFICIAL IS TELLING HIM! A FURIOUS ZACK LAYS INTO CAGE!! SETTING HIM UP! CRASH N’ BURN!!! THAT SUBMISSION IS LOCKED IN TIGHT ON DIAMOND CAGE AS ZACK TORTURES CAGE!! WE COULD SEE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION ANY SECOND NOW AS ZACK RAPIDLY INCREASES THE PRESSURE ON THIS HOLD!! CAGE FIGHTING FOR AIR, FIGHTING FOR ANYTHING TO JUST KEEP GOING! ZACK TELLING CAGE TO JUST GIVE UP!! CAGE IS FADING!! HE MAY NOT HAVE MUCH LEFT!! JAMIE, SENN, AND LANNISTER CONTINUE TO BATTLE ON THE OUTSIDE AS CAGE IS FADING!
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(The spotlight shines on the final pod)
Kawajai: SCOTT DIAMOND IS IN!! HE’S A RABID DOG LET OFF HIS CHAIN AS HE EXITS HIS POD AND IMMEDIATELY TURNS JAMIE O’HARA INSIDE OUT WITH A BRUTAL LARIAT!! A BIG RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE OF SENN! LANNISTER WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT ON SCOTT OUT OF NOWHERE! SCOTT FIRES BACK WITH A FLURRY OF SHOTS BEFORE DROPPING LANNISTER WITH A HARD SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE STEEL PANELS!! Scott gets back up and goes straight for Senn against the ropes! Senn sidesteps the attack and immediately lays into Scott with an onslaught of lefts and rights! SCOTT PULLS IN SENN! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX SENDS SENN CRASHING BACK INTO THE RING!! THE REFEREE RAISES THE HAND OF CAGE AS IT DROPS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!……..
Mercer: The Official picks Cage’s hand up for a second time!! Zack breaks the submission? Oh no… Scott Diamond slowly enters the ring as Zack breaks the Crash N’ Burn and stares down with him! I think Zack just realized where he is! He’s on his own against a man that wants to murder him! Get out of there, Zack! Get out of there! Zack looks like he has no idea what to do! His worst nightmare just came true! ZACK AND SCOTT EXPLODE FORWARD!! LEFTS AND RIGHTS FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE!! SCOTT QUICKLY GAINING THE UPPERHAND AS ZACK IS TRAPPED IN THE NEAREST CORNER! SCOTT JUST LAYING INTO THE CHAIRMAN!! A KICK TO THE GROIN!! ZACK CATCHES SCOTT WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN AND FOLLOWS UP WITH AN IMMEDIATE SIDE EFFECT!! ZACK COVERS SCOTT!! NOT EVEN A COUNT BEFORE SCOTT POWERS OUT OF IT!! Zack looks to be in disbelief! He has no idea what to do to keep this guy down! Scott’s quickly getting up, so he better think of something! Zack grabs a barbed wire whip and SWINGS IT ACROSS THE SPINE OF SCOTT! ZACK WRAPS THE BARBED WIRE AROUND THE THROAT OF SCOTT, LOOKING TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HIM!!
Kawajai: SCOTT STILL PUSHING FORWARD AS HE LIFTS HIMSELF UP… BIG ELBOW INTO THE BODY OF ZACK! ANOTHER ELBOW! ANOTHER CONNECTS AS ZACK LOSES HIS GRIP ON SCOTT AND STUMBLES INTO THE NEAREST CORNER! SCOTT CHARGES! Nobody’s home as Zack sidesteps it while Scott collides with the corner! ZACK CHARGES NOW! HE’S CAUGHT! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX AS ZACK IS SENT OVER THE CORNER AND INTO THE POD BEHIND IT!! Zack falls like a ragdoll to the outside of the ring; scrambling to get himself up as Scott follows him to the outside… Zack uses those ropes to help him… HE’S UP AS SCOTT IMMEDIATELY NAILS HIM WITH A JUMPING KNEE! Zack sent flipping back into the ring as Scott follows! Scott’s got a bloodlust in his eyes! He pulls Zack up! GOT HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! Hold on–Scott stalking a dazed Senn now.. Senn up to his feet and turns around! SCOTT PICKS HIM UP WITH ZACK!! IS HE LOOKING FOR A DOUBLE VORTEX?! JAMIE O’HARA UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HE LEAPS!! SCOTT CATCHES HIM WITH A KICK TO THE GUT!! NO WAY–SCOTT PICKING HIM UP TOO?!! LOOK AT THE RIDICULOUS STRENGTH OF SCOTT AS HE PICKS UP THREE DIFFERENT MEN!! A TRIPLE VORTEX!!!! No–Jamie and Senn quickly escape off as Scott turns around! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS TO THE JAW OF SCOTT FROM JAMIE AND SENN!!!
Mercer: Zack slides off behind Scott! SETTING HIM UP!! CRASH COURSE!!!! ZACK QUICKLY ROLLS SCOTT OVER AND HOOKS A LEG FOR THE PIN!!
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Kawajai: KICK OUT!!! SCOTT KICKS OUT OF IT!! HE’S STILL IN THIS! Zack can’t believe this! Zack looks absolutely livid! Jamie, Senn, and Zack seem to have circled this behemoth named Scott Diamond as Scott slowly starts climbing up… SENN CHARGES! HARMONIC DIVERGENCE CONNECTS!!!! ZACK ROLLS SCOTT BACK OVER…. AND HOOKS A LEG!!
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Mercer: SCOTT KICKS OUT AGAIN?! UNBELIEVABLE! ZACK CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE’S SEEING! SCOTT JUST WON’T STAY DOWN! Can anything keep this man down?! A furious Lannister back in the ring now as he grabs a hold of Scot… Dragging him up… HE DEADLIFTS SCOTT UP!! FEUER FREI!!!! IT MAY HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH POWER BEHIND IT AS SCOTT REMAINS UP, BUT ON SPAGHETTI LEGS!! HE’S TURNED AROUND BY DIAMOND CAGE!! A BLOODIED CAGE MANAGES TO LIFT HIM UP!! MERCY RULE!!!! IT CONNECTS AS JAMIE’S PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! SERENADE OF ECSTASY CONNECTS!!!! BEAUTIFUL FROGSPLASH AS ZACK HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF SCOTT!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!……… THREE!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Scott Diamond has been ELIMINATED!!!
Kawajai: It looks as though Zack Crash’s monster and enemy has been slaine! It took the effort of all the other entrants, but Scott Diamond has been miraculously eliminated and the FIRST eliminated at that! Incredible! Zack Crash laughing in relief that he’s managed to get rid of Scott Diamond, one of the greatest threats to this bout! Zack slowly rises up with a wicked laughing smile upon his face–HARMONIC DIVERGENCE!!!! JACOB SENN JUST LEVELED ZACK CRASH WITH THE HARMONIC DIVERGENCE?!! SENN IMMEDIATELY ROLLS ZACK OVER AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!
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Announcer: Zack Crash has been ELIMINATED!!!
Mercer: HOW… WHAT… WHY WOULD JACOB SENN DO SOMETHING SO IDIOTIC?! Lannister can’t even believe what he just saw as Senn rises back to his feet looking not sorry in the least bit for taking advantage of the man who promised to help him walk out of this match still the Champion! Zack looks dazed and confused as he pieces together what just happened! Zack slowly stumbling back up as he asks Senn why he did it! Senn just points for him to get out of this match! He’s eliminated! Zack manages to get back to a vertical base as he gets in Senn’s face, yelling at him! Senn seems to be having NONE of Zack’s help! This idiot! He–ZACK’S SPUN AROUND?! SCOTT PICKS ZACK UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! VORTEX!!!! NO–ZACK ESCAPES!! ZACK ESCAPES OFF THE BACK OF SCOTT AS HE DROPS OUTSIDE THE RING AND BOLTS THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE CHAMBER!!
Kawajai: A battered and beaten and furious Scott Diamond looks on as Zack eludes him once more! SCOTT TURNS AROUND AND DROPS A NEARBY DIAMOND CAGE WITH A HUGE LARIAT!! SENN RUSHES IN, BUT HE’S DROPPED WITH A BIG KNEE UPSIDE THE JAW FROM SCOTT! A BIG RIGHT HAND TAKES DOWN JAMIE O’HARA AND A CLOTHESLINE DROPS LANNISTER! SCOTT PICKS UP JAMIE… HE’S GOT HIM IN A GORILLA PRESS POSITION! HE RUNS!! SCOTT THROWS JAMIE O’HARA OUT OF THE RING AND RIGHT INTO THAT CHAINED WALL!!! SCOTT GRABS A HOLD OF SENN NOW… PICKING HIM UP!! VORTEX!!!! THE VORTEX CONNECTS ON THE EAW CHAMPION!!! SCOTT QUICKLY GETS BACK UP AS HE PICKS UP LANNISTER!! VORTEX!!!! ANOTHER VORTEX CONNECTS AS LANNISTER IS LAID OUT!! Zack Crash is making his way back out here at the top of the ramp and he’s not alone! He’s got Quality Control with him! A furious Scott Diamond exits the ring and charges at them! Scott battling with Quality Control here outside the Chamber!! The numbers game quickly catches up to the big man as Quality Control attacks him with their nightsticks!! It looks like Scott has finally been contained as Zack Crash demands they throw him out of here!
Mercer: Meanwhile, a bloodied Diamond Cage seems to be the only man moving here! He looks out of his damn mind as he slowly drags himself up in the corner, looking down at a laid out Jacob Senn and Lannister like pieces of meat! CAGE SPRINGS FORWARD! HE DROPS DOWN AND COVERS JACOB SENN!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!!!
Kawajai: JACOB SENN MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF IT!! HE’S STILL IN THIS MATCH! THE EAW CHAMPION REMAINS BATTLING AS CAGE CRAWLS OVER TO LANNISTER! HE HOOKS A LEG FOR THE COVER!!
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Mercer: LANNISTER KICKS OUT AS WELL!! Diamond Cage looks absolutely livid! Lannister and Senn were ripe for the picking, but neither man wants to stay down! Cage selects Lannister as his target to capitalize on as he starts throwing shot after shot into the face of the “Angel of Debt”! Cage verbally abuses Lannister while he’s at it! Cage could be looking for another potential elimination in this match as he drags Lannister back up to his feet… Cage’s face is a crimson mask at this point, but he just keeps fighting! Cage pulls him in! HE PICKS LANNISTER UP!! MERCY RULE!!!! LANNISTER FIGHTS IT WITH A KNEE INTO THE SKULL OF CAGE! Lannister drops back down to his feet and drives Cage spine-first into the nearest corner! Shoulder thrust connects! Lannister drags Cage’s carcass up onto the top turnbuckle! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Cage can barely keep himself up there!
Kawajai: LANNISTER NAILS A SECOND EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT SENDS CAGE PLUMMETING DOWN TO THE STEEL PANELS OUTSIDE THE RING! Cage now finds himself in a bad, bad spot! Lannister makes his way outside of the ring with malicious intent written all across his face! He wants to END Cage! Lannister clutches the hair of Cage in his hands and pulls him up.. Cage with a shot to the gut! Another shot to the gut! Cage is fighting back! He–LANNISTER SENDS CAGE FACE-FIRST INTO THE GLASS OF A NEARBY POD! The glass doesn’t shatter, but a big bloody stain is smeared on it as Cage woozily stumbles backwards… Lannister grabs him and drives Cage spine-first into the door of the chamber! Lannister backs up.. AND CHARGES AS HE CRASHES INTO CAGE!! The injured back of Cage being crushed against that steel door! LANNISTER CHARGES AND SLAMS INTO CAGE AGAIN! Cage writhing in pain here, but he remains standing! LANNISTER CHARGES A THIRD SUCCESSFUL TIME!! Cage clutches onto the door to keep himself standing! LANNISTER FOR A FOURTH TIME!! CAGE SIDESTEPS IT AS LANNISTER COLLIDES SO HARD THAT THE LOCK BREAKS OFF THE DOOR!!! LANNISTER GOES FALLING OUT OF THE CHAMBER!!
Mercer: Cage is a bloody mess, but he somehow managed to escape that dire situation as he stalks Lannister now… The door to the Chamber is wide open here as Lannister rises back to his feet… CAGE GETS A RUNNING START AND LEAPS OUT OF THE CHAMBER!! TORNADO DDT!!! NO–LANNISTER STOPS IT WITH SHEER POWER! NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX ONTO THE STEPS UP TO THE CHAMBER!!! DIAMOND CAGE SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN AS HIS INJURED BACK COLLIDES WITH THOSE STEPS!! CAGE LITERALLY ROLLING IN PAIN HERE AS LANNISTER RISES BACK TO HIS FEET!! Lannister with a merciless look upon his face as he gets back up and pulls Cage up with him!! HE PICKS HIM UP!! BROKEN CROWN!!!! THE BROKEN CROWN RIGHT ONTO THOSE STAIRS CONNECTS AS DIAMOND CAGE SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN!!! CAGE FALLS OFF THE STAIRS AND DOESN’T MOVE AN INCH!! LANNISTER MAY HAVE JUST BROKEN CAGE’S BACK!! Lannister looks pleased with himself after that as Cage remains completely unmoving! We might need some help out here! Lannister walks back into the Chamber and closes the door as Medical Technicians rush out here to check on Diamond Cage!
Kawajai: Cage may be finished in this bout… I don’t think he can continue after that… This man, Lannister, is absolutely despicable! Lannister steps back into the ring as Jacob Senn rises back to his feet and Jamie O’Hara rolls back in… Jamie grabbing the ropes to pull himself up in the corner… Cage now being helped onto a stretcher on the outside… Jamie gets back up and realizes he’s face to face with two men: the EAW Champion and the man contracted to HELP the EAW Champion as both Lannister and Senn stare down with Jamie! Cage seems to be getting stretchered out as Jamie seems to be on his own! The New Breed Champion is realizing he’s in a bad position here! JAMIE EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER! A BIG FOREARM CONNECTS OFF THE FACE OF LANNISTER! SENN WITH A ROLLING ELBOW! JAMIE SEES IT COMING AND DUCKS BEFORE LOCKING THE WAIST OF SENN! GERMAN SUPLEX! Senn blocks it and nails Jamie with an elbow to the jaw! Standing switch from Senn! He pushes Jamie forward INTO LANNISTER! JAMIE’S SENT UP!! FEUER FREI!!!! JAMIE TURNS IT INTO A DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF LANNISTER IN MID-AIR!! Lannister nearly sent out of the ring, but manages to stop himself on the ropes as Jamie quickly scrambles back to his feet! Jamie’s met with a high kick to the skull from Senn as he gets to his feet! SENN WITH A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI!! Nobody’s home as Jamie ducks it! Jamie with a kick to the gut of the EAW Champion as Senn gets to his feet! Jamie pulls him in!
Mercer: LOOKING FOR A POTENTIAL POWERBOMB ON THE EAW CHAMPION!! No–Senn’s blocking it! HE PICKS JAMIE UP! SENN RUSHES FORWARD AND SENDS JAMIE HARD INTO THE CORNER WITH AN ALABAMA SLAM!! LANNISTER COMES CHARGING FORWARD! JAMIE HAS IT SCOUTED AS HE SENDS LANNISTER UP AND OVER TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Lannister lands on his feet as Senn charges! JAMIE CATCHES SENN WITH A BOOT TO THE JAW! Senn stumbles backwards before Jamie catches Lannister with an elbow to the face! JAMIE EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A DISCUS ELBOW SMASH TO THE FACE OF SENN! JAMIE COMES CHARGING FOR LANNISTER NEXT!! HE LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! TORNADO DDT!!! NO–LANNISTER STOPS IT AND PUSHES JAMIE OFF INTO A NEARBY POD! Jamie manages to barely stop himself before colliding with the pod! LANNISTER CHARGES! DOWN UNDER THROUGH THE GLASS!!!! JAMIE PUTS LANNISTER THROUGH THE GLASS OF THAT POD WITH THAT DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER OUT OF NOWHERE!!! UNBELIEVABLE!! LANNISTER HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT! JAMIE O’HARA MAY ACTUALLY WIN THIS!! SENN IS STILL DOWNED IN THE RING AS JAMIE’S RUNNING ON PURE ADRENALINE! Jamie regains his composure and climbs up to the nearest top turnbuckle with Senn in his sights! HE LEAPS!
Kawajai: FAR KEW!!! NO–THE TOP ROPE ELBOW DROP IS NO GOOD AS SENN GETS HIS KNEES UP! JAMIE LANDS RIBS-FIRST ONTO THE KNEES OF THE CHAMPION! Both competitors now racing to their feet! Jamie’s in pain, and it’s slowing him down! Both men make it up at the same time as Jamie swings! Senn ducks it and charges into the ropes! JAMIE TURNS AROUND AS SENN SPRINGBOARDS OFF! HE CATCHES JAMIE!! PHENOMENON DDT CONNECTS!! SENN COVERS JAMIE!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!………
Mercer: KICK OUT FROM JAMIE O’HARA! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION KEEPS FIGHTING! Senn looks like he’s had enough of this resilience as he rises back up to his feet.. And sets Jamie up for something big! JAMIE BETTER THINK OF SOMETHING QUICK! IT’S LOCKED IN!! OATHKEEPER!!!! THE OATHKEEPER IS LOCKED IN TIGHT ON JAMIE!! JAMIE DOING ALL HE POSSIBLY CAN TO FIGHT THIS DREADED SUBMISSION, BUT IT MAY BE TO NO AVAIL!! SENN’S LOST A LOT OF STRENGTH IN THIS MATCH, BUT HE’S TRYING TO KEEP THIS HOLD IN AND TIGHT! JAMIE’S STRUGGLING!! HE SLIPS OUT OF IT–VICTORY ROLL!!! JAMIE TURNS INTO A VICTORY ROLL!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!
Kawajai: SENN KICKS OUT OF IT AS BOTH COMPETITORS SCRAMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET! BOTH MEN RACING! THEY’RE UP!! SCARLET DAWN!!!! JACOB SENN LAYS OUT JAMIE O’HARA WITH HIS OWN FINISHING MANEUVER!!! SENN DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!
Mercer: JAMIE KICKS OUT AGAIN!! SENN CAN’T BELIEVE THE RESILIENCE OF THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!! He’s losing his mind out there! Senn’s pounding the mat out of frustration! He desperately wants to eliminate this man! Senn slowly rises back to a vertical base; stalking a battered Jamie… Jamie’s pushing himself to get back up despite all the pain he’s endured… Senn with an elimination in his sights! Jamie’s almost up! SENN CHARGES! HARMONIC DIVERGENCE!!!! IT MISSES–LOWBLOW!! JAMIE WITH A LOWBLOW ON SENN!! JAMIE’S NOT LETTING IT END THAT EASILY!! HE SPRINGS UP AND CHARGES OFF THE ROPES! HARMONIC DIVERGENCE!!!! JAMIE JUST LEVELED SENN WITH HIS OWN CURBSTOMP!!! JAMIE QUICKLY ROLLS SENN OVER!! HE’S GOT IT!! HE COVERS THE CHAMPION!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!……… THREE!
Kawajai: THE CHAMPION KICKS OUT! THIS CROWD IS ABSOLUTELY EXHAUSTED JUST WATCHING THESE COMPETITORS! SENN’S SHOWING JUST AS MUCH RESILIENCE AS HIS OPPONENT! Jamie looks like he’s more than ready to get this elimination as he climbs back up to his feet and quickly makes his way over to the nearest corner! Jamie climbing up to the high rent district! This crowd firmly behind him! Hold on… Jamie shaking his head… HE’S CLIMBING HIGHER! JAMIE’S CLIMBING UP TO THAT CHAMBER POD!! THIS KID’S LOST HIS MIND AND THIS CROWD IS LOVING IT!! HE’S PERCHED!! SENN’S UP AS HE GRABS THAT REMAINING TRASHCAN FILLED WITH WEAPONS AND CHUCKS IT INTO THE FACE OF JAMIE O’HARA!! The trashcan comes crashing down with various weapons as Jamie’s dazed! Senn quickly grabs a barbed wire steel chair that dropped out… AND SWINGS IT RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF JAMIE!! Senn’s snapped! Senn drops the chair down.. Picking up a black bag… SENN DUMPS ITS CONTENTS AND IT LOOKS TO BE A MIXTURE OF THUMBTACKS AND GLASS SHARDS! As if we didn’t have enough glass already!
Mercer: Senn’s climbing up there to join Jamie as he nails the New Breed Champion with a shot to the face! Senn climbs up to that pod, setting Jamie up! HE’S GOT HIM UP!! LOOKING FOR JACOB’S LADDER OFF OF THAT DAMN THING!!! NO–JAMIE’S CLUTCHING THE CHAINS ON TOP OF THAT POD!! HE REFUSES TO LET IT HAPPEN!! SENN’S DOING ALL HE CAN TO CONNECT!! BOTH MEN STRUGGLING…. HURRICANRANA!!!!! JACOB SENN’S SENT OFF OF THE POD BY JAMIE WITH A HURRICANRANA!!!! SENN CRASHES DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS, ONTO THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR, AND ONTO THE GLASS AND THUMBTACKS!! SENN ISN’T MOVING WHATSOEVER!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! JAMIE O’HARA TURNED THAT COMPLETELY AROUND ON THE EAW CHAMPION!! JAMIE QUICKLY TRYING TO REGAIN HIS COMPOSURE UP THERE! HE’S PERCHED!! SERENADE OF ECSTASY!!!!!! FROGSPLASH FROM THE TOP OF THAT POD CONNECTS ONTO JACOB SENN!!! JAMIE REMAINS ACROSS THE CHEST OF JACOB FOR THE COVER!! LANNISTER’S UP, BUT HE’S NOT MAKING A MOVE!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Jacob Senn has been ELIMINATED!!
Kawajai: THE EAW CHAMPION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!! HE’S OUT! WE’VE JUST BEEN GUARANTEED A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!! LANNISTER FROM BEHIND!! HE PULLS A DAMAGED JAMIE O’HARA UP!! HE DEADLIFTS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION UP!! FEUER FREI!!!! DDT!!! JAMIE SOMEHOW COUNTERS INTO A DDT AS LANNISTER IS DRIVEN SKULL-FIRST ONTO THOSE THUMBTACKS AND SHARDS OF GLASS!! JAMIE’S HARDLY ABLE TO MOVE! HE MAY HAVE JUST USED UP EVERY LAST BIT OF HIS ENERGY WITH THAT! HE NEEDS TO COVER! IF HE WANTS TO BE THE EAW CHAMPION, HE NEEDS TO COVER THIS MAN!! JAMIE… HE’S MOVING… HE… HE ROLLS OVER AND DRAPES AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF LANNISTER FOR THE PIN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!
Mercer: LANNISTER GETS A SHOULDER UP!! Unbelievable resilience from all of these competitors! Blood streaming down the skull of Lannister as Jamie O’Hara slowly drags himself up despite how exhausted his body is! Jamie grabs a hold of Lannister as he pulls him up with him… Jamie with determination brimming in his eyes! He drags Lannister up! SCARLET DAWN!!!! IT CONNECTS!! IT… LANNISTER’S STILL UP!! LANNISTER SOMEHOW STILL ON HIS FEET!! HE’S NOT LETTING HIMSELF DROP!! LANNISTER PULLS JAMIE IN WITH A HARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! ANOTHER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! JAMIE’S ON SPAGHETTI LEGS! LANNISTER WITH A SHOT, BUT IT’S BLOCKED BY JAMIE! SCARLET DAWN!!!! IT’S CAUGHT BY LANNISTER THIS TIME! HE DROPS THE FOOT AND TURNS JAMIE AROUND!! FULL NELSON!!!! A SWINGING FULL NELSON LOCKED IN ON JAMIE O’HARA!! HE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS! HE CALLS IT THE BLOOD MONEY!!! LANNISTER WITH THE BLOOD MONEY IN ON JAMIE AS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION DOES EVERYTHING HE CAN TO ESCAPE!! LANNISTER PUTTING EVERY BIT OF STRENGTH HE HAS INTO THIS SUBMISSION!!
Kawajai: JAMIE’S DOING ALL HE POSSIBLY CAN TO GET OUT OF THIS, BUT LANNISTER REFUSES TO LET GO!! JAMIE’S USED EVERY BIT OF ENERGY HE HAD!! JAMIE TRYING TO DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING, AS HE PULLS HE AND LANNISTER OVER TO THE NEAREST CORNER! LANNISTER VICIOUSLY SWINGING JAMIE’S BODY LIKE A RAG DOLL HERE!! JAMIE PLACES HIS FEET ON THE TURNBUCKLES… AND USES THE FORCE TO PUSH BOTH MEN DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! JAMIE’S GOT LANNISTER’S SHOULDERS DOWN FOR A PIN!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!
Kawajai: LANNISTER LOCKS HIS LEGS AROUND THE BODY OF JAMIE AS THE PIN IS BROKEN UP!! LANNISTER’S SHOULDERS UNEVENLY OFF THE CANVAS AS HE GETS THIS ADDED BODY SCISSORS ON JAMIE!! JAMIE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! LANNISTER’S SQUEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF HIM!! HIS FACE TURNING RED!! HE TAPS!!! JAMIE TAPS!!!
Mercer: WE HAVE A NEW EAW CHAMPION!!!! LANNISTER JUST WON THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!
Kawajai: The crowd on their feet as Lannister slowly rises back up with his hand up in the air in victory as the Referee seems to be trying to tell him something… He…
Announcer: Jamie O’Hara has been ELIMINATED!!!….
Mercer: LOOK AT THIS!! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER!! DIAMOND CAGE!! DIAMOND CAGE IS BACK OUT HERE!! THE REFEREE’S TELLING LANNISTER THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER YET!! LANNISTER CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! CAGE IS STILL COVERED IN BLOOD AND HIS BACK VISIBLY IN PAIN AS HE ROLLS OUT AN ENTIRE CART OF WEAPONS!! DIAMOND CAGE IS BACK IN THIS!! THE REFEREE SAYS THIS MATCH IS NOT OVER!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Kawajai: CAGE REFUSES TO DIE! LANNISTER’S GOT A FIRE IGNITED UNDER HIM AS HE EXITS THE RING AND BURSTS THROUGH THE BROKEN DOOR OF THE CHAMBER!! LANNISTER COMES CHARGING UP THE RAMP!! CAGE GAINS MOMENTUM AND DRIVES THAT WEAPONS-FILLED CART INTO THE BODY OF AN INCOMING LANNISTER!! HE DRIVES IT INTO LANNISTER A SECOND TIME! LANNISTER DROPS DOWN AS CAGE PUSHES OVER THAT CART OF WEAPONS ONTO HIM!! LANNISTER TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT AS HE PUSHES THE CART OFF OF HIM, BUT CAGE GRABS A COOKING SHEET AND NAILS HIM WITH IT! CAGE DROPS THE SHEET AND GRABS A BARBED WIRE 2X4! LANNISTER SCRAMBLING TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET.. CAGE SWINGS THAT 2X4 INTO THE GUT OF LANNISTER! AND HE SWINGS THE 2X4 INTO THE SPINE OF LANNISTER!! THAT RAZOR-SHARP BARBED WIRE TEARING APART THE FLESH OF LANNISTER!! CAGE DROPS THE 2X4 AND PULLS LANNISTER IN!! LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX ONTO THOSE STEPS!! LOOKING FOR SOME PAYBACK!
Mercer: Lannister manages to escape as he knocks Cage loopy with a European uppercut! Another European uppercut knocks Cage onto the top of those steps! Lannister with a vicious look in his eyes as he backs up more and more and more… HE COMES CHARGING! GAINING MOMENTUM! AND A MASSIVE RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT SENDS DIAMOND CAGE ROLLING BACK INTO THE CHAMBER!! Cage scrambling for some sort of saving grace after that as he tries to push through the pain to get back up to his feet, but it may be all for naught as Lannister steps back into the chamber! Cage pulls himself up using the ropes… LANNISTER BURSTS FORWARD WITH A BIG BOOT THAT KNOCKS CAGE BACK INTO THE RING! Lannister seems to have lethal intent here as he climbs up to the nearest top turnbuckle while Cage struggles to get up!
Kawajai: LANNISTER IS PERCHED! CAGE RUSHES UP!! HE GRABS LANNISTER!! WELCOME TO CANADA MOTHERF*CKER!!! LANNISTER DRIVEN MERCILESSLY INTO THE CANVAS!!! CAGE IS ON FIRE!! HE’S SO CLOSE HE CAN TASTE IT!! HE’S GONE SO FAR AND REFUSES TO STOP HERE! CAGE DRAGS LANNISTER UP WITH HIM!! HE PULLS HIM IN!! LANNISTER FORCES HIM OFF! CAGE CHARGES–LANNISTER WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT! ANOTHER KNEE! ANOTHER KNEE! CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE DAMAGED SPINE OF CAGE!! LANNISTER WITH A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX AS CAGE IS DRIVEN RIGHT ONTO THE CANVAS ON HIS INJURED BACK!! Cage arches his back in pain as Lannister continues pushing forth! His nose bloody after that Welcome to Canada maneuver! Lannister drops a knee into the spine of Cage! Another knee before Lannister rips off the ragged shirt of Cage!! Lannister seems to have had enough as he exits the ring… What’s he thinking as he… Lannister grabs a hold of a steel panel…. LANNISTER PULLING ON THAT PANEL!! HIS FACE IS TURNING RED!! LANNISTER RIPS OUT THAT STEEL PANEL!! WHAT STRENGTH! Lannister with that panel over his head as he turns towards Cage… LANNISTER THROWS THAT STEEL PANEL AT CAGE!! Cage barely manages to roll out of the way as the steel panel slams down onto the canvas! Lannister enters the ring and grabs a hold of Cage… A harsh knee to the gut before Lannister pulls him in! PICKING HIM UP! LANNISTER MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THE ROPES… NO… NO, NO, NO… BROKEN CROWN INTO THAT HOLE IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!!!! CAGE STRUGGLES AND ESCAPES IT!!
Mercer: Lannister turns around to meets a flurry of shots from Cage! Cage unloading with everything he’s got! Cage giving every last bit of energy he has! ROLLING ELBOW!! LANNISTER DODGES!! BLOOD MONEY!!!! THAT SWINGING FULL NELSON LOCKED IN ON DIAMOND CAGE!! THIS SAME SUBMISSION JUST TOOK JAMIE O’HARA OUT OF THIS MATCH!! CAGE IS FIGHTING IT WITH EVERYTHING IN HIS BEING!! HE PUSHES BOTH MEN OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!! LANNISTER KEEPS IT LOCKED IN!! HE DRAGS CAGE BACK UP, SWINGING HIM LIKE A RAGDOLL!! CAGE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! NO SAVING GRACE! CAGE FORCES HIMSELF FORWARD AND DRIVES LANNISTER INTO THE NEAREST POD! HE DRIVES HIM INTO IT AGAIN!! CAGE SLAMS HE AND LANNISTER THROUGH THE GLASS OF THAT POD!!!! THE GLASS IS SHATTERED ALL AROUND THEM, BUT LOOK AT THIS! LANNISTER KEEPS THE HOLD IN!! HE’S NOT LETTING GO!! CAGE IS DESPERATE!! HE’S DOING ALL HE CAN!! HE FORCES BOTH MEN BACK UP… PUSHING HIMSELF FORWARD!! HE TURNS AROUND!! HE’S GONNA TAP!! CAGE FORCES HIMSELF BACK AS BOTH MEN FALL THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE CHAMBER FLOOR!!!!
Kawajai: Where’d they go?! We need a camera down there! I can’t see anything! No movement whatsoever! We might need some medical help out here! There seems… Hold on! Hold on! Someone’s moving! There’s a hand! It’s Lannister! Lannister dragging himself out of that hole! The back of his head bloodied from all the glass as he crawls out of that hole and over to the ropes! Lannister seems to be the only survivor; I think we’re gonna need some help for–DIAMOND CAGE!! DIAMOND CAGE APPEARS FROM OUT OF THAT HOLE!! CAGE ISN’T FAR BEHIND!! HE’S STILL ALIVE IN THIS!! CAGE SOMEHOW STILL GOING!! HE’S A BLOODY MESS AS HE CRAWLS OUT OF THAT CHAMBER HOLE LOOKING LIKE A DEMON!! LANNISTER DOESN’T SEEM TO REALIZE IT AS HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET IN THE RING!! CAGE ENTERS THROUGH THE ROPES!! HE PULLS LANNISTER IN FROM BEHIND!! ROLLING GTS!!!! THAT ROLLING GTS CATCHES LANNISTER COMPLETELY OFF-GUARD, BUT HE’S STILL STRUGGLING TO KEEP GOING AS HE DESPERATELY TRIES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET!! CAGE PULLS LANNISTER UP AND PULLS HIM IN FOR A KNEE TO THE SKULL! ANOTHER KNEE TO THE SKULL! AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!!
Cage: STAY! THE FUCK! DOWN!!
Mercer: CAGE PULLS LANNISTER IN!! HE’S GOT HIM UP!!! MERCY RULE!!!!! THE MERCY RULE CONNECTS ONTO THAT STEEL PANEL IN THE RING!!!! CAGE ROLLS OVER TO DRAPE AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF LANNISTER!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!
Kawajai: HE DID IT!! HE DID IT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana plays all throughout the Prudential Center as the crowd continues to deafeningly erupt with cheers)
Kawajai: DIAMOND CAGE HAS DONE IT! DIAMOND CAGE HAS DONE IT! DIAMOND CAGE IS THE NEW EAW CHAMPION!!!
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST…. AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW E-A-W CHAMPION!!!!!…….. DIAMOND CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Mercer: WHAT A MATCH! WHAT A GODDAMN MATCH!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS MAN IS STILL BREATHING, LET ALONE VICTORIOUS!
Kawajai: I HAVE TO YELL JUST TO HEAR ANYTHING OVER THE ROAR OF THIS ECSTATIC CROWD!! THEY’RE ON THEIR FEET APPLAUDING THIS MAN!! DIAMOND CAGE HAS DONE IT TONIGHT! HE’S FINALLY GONE THE DISTANCE!! TONIGHT WAS APTLY-NAMED THE ROAD TO REDEMPTION, BECAUSE WE HAVE JUST WITNESSED THE END OF THIS MAN’S ROAD TO REDEMPTION!! WE HAVE JUST WITNESSED HIS FINAL STOP! YEARS AND YEARS HE’S SPENT IN THIS COMPANY AND TONIGHT HE JUST PULLED OFF A CINDERELLA STORY UNLIKE ANY OTHER AS HE OVERCAME ENTERING NUMBER ONE, HE OVERCAME HIS BACK INJURY, AND HE OVERCAME FIVE OTHER HUNGRY COMPETITORS TO BECOME THE NEW EAW CHAMPION!!
(Diamond Cage is helped up to his knees by the Official, who hands him his EAW Championship as confetti shoots out and rains over the entire arena)
Mercer: NOT EVEN I CAN TAKE THIS AWAY FROM HIM! I MAY NOT AGREE WITH THE RESULT, BUT I’M DAMN SURE NOT ARGUING! THIS MAN IS A BLOODY MESS AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO COME OUT ON TOP BEYOND ALL ODDS! DIAMOND CAGE HAS EARNED THIS MOMENT!
Kawajai: AN UNBELIEVABLE SIGHT IN THE PRUDENTIAL CENTER TONIGHT! AN UNBELIEVABLE NIGHT IT HAS BEEN AND I CAN’T THINK OF ANY BETTER WAY TO TOP IT OFF THAN BY WITNESSING THE BIRTH OF A CHAMPION! THE MAKING OF A LEGEND! THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE!
(A blood-covered Diamond Cage embraces his new EAW Championship as he remains kneeling in the center of the ring while confetti rains down upon him)
Kawajai: YOU CAN’T TELL THROUGH ALL OF THAT BLOOD, BUT I THINK DIAMOND CAGE MIGHT BE SHEDDING SOME TEARS FOR THIS SPECTACULAR WIN, AND RIGHTFULLY SO! HE HAS A RIGHT TO SHED TEARS FOR ALL OF THE WORK HE’S PUT IN TO MAKE IT TO THIS MOMENT, AND I’M HAPPY I WAS ABLE TO BE A PART OF IT! OFFICIALS NOW HELPING CAGE BACK TO HIS FEET AND OUT OF THE CHAMBER AS THIS CROWD CONTINUES TO APPLAUD! WHAT A NIGHT!
(Cage refuses to let Official help him as he pushes them away and stumbles over to the nearest barricade as fans in the front row embrace him)
Kawajai: A GREAT SIGHT TO SEE! THIS IS HIS MOMENT! TONIGHT AT THE 8TH ANNUAL ROAD TO REDEMPTION IS THE NIGHT OF DIAMOND CAGE! THE NIGHT HE BECAME EAW CHAMPION! WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, BUT I’D LIKE TO THANK ALL OF YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THIS MONUMENTAL NIGHT AS WE SAY GOODBYE TO EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING, AND I CAN THINK OF NO MORE FITTING ENDING THAN THIS IF THIS IS TRULY THE LAST NIGHT OF EXTREME! SIGNING OFF FOR JAKE MERCER, I’M KAWAJAI! THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
(A shirtless, bloody, Diamond Cage stands on top of the barricade and proudly raises his EAW Championship in the air as dozens of fellow wrestlers, vixens, and backstage workers clap for him on the stage before the camera fades to black)
(EAW Logo buzzes…)