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( EAW Intro plays )

Voice: “Where were you during the first Road To Redemption?”

( As each person answers, they can be seen in an interrogation room-like setting, with a noir style background, as the remainder of this video package will be shot in a neo noir style presentation. )

Tyler Parker: Where was I during the first RTR? I was still fighting for respect.

( A shot shows Tyler Parker in the days of AWF, battling against the likes of Mr. DEDEDE and King under the ring name “Scrappy” )

Voice: “Where were you during the first Road to Redemption?”

Sheridan Müller: Training to become the best in the world.

( We see a shot of home video footage of Sheridan from ten years ago grappling an opponent in a ring at an indy show, only to connect a Sherplex / and we see a side by side shot of Sheridan hitting the same move in the bright lights of EAW. )

Voice: “Where were you during the first Road to Redemption?”

Cailin Dillon: Watching the likes of Mak and CM Banks prove why they are legends, while dreaming of one day becoming a legend of my own.

( We see shots of Cailin training and doing film study while we get flashback shots of CM Ronn and Mak in action at the first ever Road to Redemption, winning their respective matches. )

Jacob Senn: I was watching Jaywalker trailblaze before this industry had a trailblazer!

( We see flashback shots of Jaywalker in action during his original run in EAW under the ringname Jayjayyyyy, doing battle with the likes of CM Ronn in major profile matches.)

Nasir Capitani: I was watching Gawds like Methuselah in their genesis prove to me that anything is possible!

( We get flashback shots of a younger Mr. DEDEDE connecting with the crowd and hitting his patented offense. )

Nasir: I drew inspiration from the greats to prove to myself that I can be as great.

Heart Break Boy: I was still finding my place in this world.

( We get a shot of a younger Heart Break Boy in the Heart Break Band, along with a formcut sot of him hitting the Superkick in the past flowing into one of him hitting the Goldprint in current times. )

Tiberius Jones: I was a still a student of the game! Who’d have known I would become such a master!

( We get a shot of Tiberius Jones in action in the ring, even competing at Road to Redemption once before. )

Voice: “What does competing at the tenth Road to Redemption mean to you?”

( Cut to: Methuselah )

Methuselah: Nothing to me, but everything to m’Lord of Flies, God of Numbers, Plord!

( Cut to: Y2Impact )

Y2Impact: It only means something I walk away successful. A stage as big as this calls for a big performance, and that’s exactly what you’re going to see!

( Cut to: Kendra Shamez )

Kendra Shamez: It’s just another night where I prove where I’m the GOAT, the OG, the ultimate Vixen, and the queen you bow down to!

( Cut to: Ares Vendetta )

Ares Vendetta: I fully understand this is EAW’s biggest stage to date, a milestone moment, a once in a lifetime event. It’s a shame such a commemorative, historic show will come to such a violent end.

( The video package comes to an end as Ares lets out a wicked laugh…. “Roads Untraveled” begins playing as we get a video collage of EAW’s most historic moments from the very first Road To Redemption, where Mak would retain his EAW Championship in a classic against Evan. The video package continues as we see the likes of Y2Impact, HRDO, Mr. DEDEDE, Robbie V and Jaywalker put on classic performances through out the years. We then see the shots of the story and feud between Cailin Dillon and Sheridan Müller, only to cut to the seventh World Championship reign of Y2Impact, the current story of Jacob Senn as the World Heavyweight Champion, Ares Vendetta antagonizing the landscape of EAW, and much much more… )

( “Backwards” by Tame Impala ft. Kendrick Lamar begins to play )

Narrator: AND NOW… ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PRESENTS THE TENTH ANNUAL ROAD!!!!!! TO!!!!!!! REDEMPTION!!!!!!!

( “Backwards” by Tame Impala ft. Kendrick Lamar continues as Kendrick’s intense and energy-laced verse begins while the camera cuts to the Lucas Oil Stadium where the entire stadium is packed with cheering, screaming fans jumping up and down, holding their signs and applauding as the fireworks blast up from the set. )

Stew-O: WELCOME TO THE TEN YEAR CELEBRATION OF EAW: ROAD TO REDEMPTION!!!!!!!

( We see the camera fade through the massive window of the stadium only to see Fireworks burst into the air behind the Indianapolis city skyline, and an aerial shot shows the capacity crowd from above. )

Jake Mercer: CLOSE TO 70,000 AND COUNTING MEMBERS OF THE EAW UNIVERSE HAVE JOINED US FOR THE MOST STORIES EAW FPV OF THEM ALL! IF YOU CAN HEAR THESE WORDS RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE A PART OF EAW HISTORY, AND YOU ARE A PART OF AN EVENT THAT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN!!!!

Stew-O: DYNASTY, SHOWDOWN, VOLTAGE AND EMPRIE ARE ALL IN ATTENDANCE, THIS IS AN ALL HANDS ON DECK EVENT, THE ENTIRE COMPANY IS BACKSTAGE FOR A NIGHT THAT NONE OF US WILL EVER FORGET! WE ARE OFFICIALLY CELEBRATING THE RETURN OF THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER, AND WHAT A BETTER WAY TO BEGIN SUCH AN EPIC EVENT THAN THIS??????

(The camera opens up to a Video Package showing the OG Vixens victory over Team Sirens at Shock Value. Followed by the Sanatorium and Cleopatra making a deal to have an Empire Extreme Elimination Chamber match at RTR with Brody Sparks and Madison Kaline being selected as the two representatives of the group. Then it shows the rest of the qualifiers in the forms of Aria Jaxon, Tarah Nova, and Cameron Ella Ava. The final shot is of Kendra Shamez in the ring proclaiming to be the greatest Vixen of all time and the eternal Specialists Champion.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Ring Announcer: The following contest…is an EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH…and it is for the EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!

(“We Hate Everyone” by K.Flay hits as the crowd immediately erupts in boos. Kendra walks onto the stage and gives a smug smile to the audience as the theme song continues to play. After a few seconds, Kendra continues to casually walk towards the ring completely full of confidence. She enters the chamber and walks to the middle of the ring, raising her Specialists Championship to a chorus of boos.)

Ring Announcer: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Buffalo, New York…she is The EAW Specialists Champion…”The OG Vixen”…KENDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(“ULTRAnumb” by Blue Stahli plays as Cameron Ella Ava steps onto the stage. She holds her arms out as the crowd gives a mixed reaction, mostly filled with boos as well. Cam marches down the ramp and looks on at the steel structure. She takes a deep breath and steps inside. She climbs up a turnbuckle before standing beside Kendra and speaking to her, presumably about strategy. Cameron then walks inside of her pod.)

Ring Announcer: And her opponent…From Los Angeles, California…”The Goddess of EAW”…CAAAAMEROOOOON EEELLAAAAAA AAAAAAVAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(“Deflotes” by RX Queen sounds off as the lighting is dark with purple and silver flashing strobe lights and fog as Brody slowly walks from behind the curtain. As she stands the camera zooms into her eyes glowing with a smirk upon her face. As the camera reveals her more, she emerges with her arms spread open, she’s in a semi hypnotic trance as she slowly walks down the ramp intimidating fans and glaring into the cameras. She licks her lips in anticipation looking up at the massive chamber. Sparks steps inside and takes her place inside of her pod.)

Ring Announcer: NEXT! From Brockton, Massachusetts…”The Illuminating Siren”…BROOOOOOOODYYYYYYY SPAAAAARRRRRRRRRRKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(“Sounds of Silence” by Disturbed blasts as Madison Kaline appears with a sadistic smirk on her face. She clenches her fist and skips down the ramp. When she comes up to the chamber, Maddie runs her hands down the chain wall before entering and standing beside Brody’s pod and blows a kiss to her Sanatorium Sister.)

Ring Announcer: And THEIR Opponent! From Tampa Bay Florida…”The Sanatorium’s Sadistic Sister”…MAAAAADISOOOOOON KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(“Heathens” by Twenty One Pilots hits. Tarah Nova walks out from the back. She holds her hands out as the crowd cheers loudly. Tarah high fives fans as she makes her way to the ring, dumping her jacket on the floor before entering the evil chamber and taking her place inside of her pod.)

Ring Announcer: THEN! From Detroit, Michigan…”The Leader of the Vixens”…TAAAAARRRAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOVAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Formation by Beyonce plays as The lights in the arena begin to glow a bright shade of hot pink, beginning in tandem as the sultry voice of Beyonce echoes over the PA system. After a few moments, Aria Jaxon struts out into view on the stage with a smirk creasing her expression. She makes her way to the center of the stage, doing a full one-hundred and eighty degree turn so the audience can get a look at her gear. The Californian brushes the dirt off her shoulders before proceeding down the ramp, initially with outstretched arms. Her smile grows to a wider, more visible one as three bell chimes cut through the air. She removes whatever pair of her signature shades she’s wearing, tossing them out into the crowd as she walks down the aisle. Aria takes a deep breath, then enters the steel structure and takes her place in the final pod.)

Ring Announcer: And FINALLY! From Los Angeles, California…”The Queen of the New Guard”…AAAARRRRRIIIIAAAAAAAA JAAAAAAAXOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Starr Stan: Well now all the Vixens have entered into this hellacious structure to all take part in history in the making. The first ever ALL Vixens Extreme Elimination Chamber match and it is officially underway! The current Specialist Champion Kendra Shamez will be starting things off with Former Vixens World Champion and one of the two members of this match who orchestrated this whole contest in the first place in Madison Kaline! And now these two lock up. Maddie gets Kendra in a side headlock and runs for a bulldog. But Kendra shoving her off. Madison bounces back off the ropes and catches a dropkick right to the face by the Specialists Champion.

SG1: Maddie is down and Kendra is in control, and the champ here now stomping away at the back of Madison. Look at the expression of agonizing pain on her face as Shamez continues to go to work on her back. The OG Vixen here with a smirk on her face as she lifts up Madison by her hair and slings her back first into the corner. Maddie staggers out from the corner and walks right into a pendulum backbreaker by Kendra Shamez! Kendra now about to scale the top turnbuckle as Madison Kaline is pulling herself back up to a vertical base. Kendra leaps off now looking for a Diving Double Axe Handle and NO! Madison counters with a Front Dropkick right to the midsection!

Starr Stan: Down goes the champ, basically getting her wings clipped mid flight if you would as now The Sanatorium’s Sadistic Sister is slapping the Kendra Shamez in the back of the head, Madison lifting up Kendra and dropping her with a sickening Neckbreaker! And Madison Kaline floating over to the pin, hoping for the early elimination of the current Specialists Champion!

Ref: OOOOOONEEEEE

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SG1: And Kendra quickly fighting out of it. Maddie however quickly applying the headlock onto The Champion. Madison Kaline would love nothing more than to prove her status as the former Number One Contender was not a fluke and win the Specialists Title here tonight inside of the Chamber. She’s got five other Vixens including one of her stablemates who stand in her way of that. And now Kendra with elbow strikes to the stomach of Kaline. Kendra turning freeing herself and now going for a big clothesline as Madison ducks it and grabs the arm of Shamez. Irish whip into the corner and now Madison comes racing in. And a big shoulder thrust! Madison Kaline is just punishing the Current Specialists Champion right now.

Starr Stan: You’re telling me, and Maddie now hooking her for a Suplex. She tries to lift up the OG Vixen, but Kendra blocks it with her foot. Madison tries to lift her up again but to no avail! Now Kendra lifts her up and hits a Suplex of her own! Both Vixens are down as the lights are swirling from pod to pod! We’re gearing up for our third participant in the match to enter, and this is when things start to get chaotic. Who’s it gonna be?

SG1: IT’S TARAH NOVA!The first woman to hold BOTH the Vixens and Specialists Championships has entered the fray! The Murder City Vixen coming in like a house of fire as both Madison and Kendra make it back to their feet just to get knocked down! Kendra climbing back up once more. Clothesline out of the ring onto the steel floor on the outside! Tarah turns around and hits running big boot onto Madison Kaline! Tarah lifting up Madison once again and now tosses her out of the ring as well!

Starr Stan: Hold on not quite! Tarah hanging Maddie by that middle turnbuckle and pulling her back with a DDT Clutch. Oh we’ve seen this before from The Vixens Killer. Rope-Hung DDT! Maddie is down as Tarah hooks the leg, WAIT! Kendra just slid back in the ring and tossed Nova off of Madison! And now Kendra Shamez taking the cover for her own!

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SG1: Kickout by Madison Kaline! Kendra looks annoyed as she gets up and stomps Maddie in the chest! Now look at her barking at the referee! Screaming for a faster count next time. But you might want to turn around Kendra because HERE COMES TARAH! LEAPING HIGH KNEE! And now Tarah immediately gets up and follows it up with a Standing Moonsault! Tarah lifting up Kendra, but the Specialists Champion hits s solid Jawbreaker to counter, and now the leg sweep takedown! Kendra Shamez lifts up Nova’s leg and delivers a swift kick right in the back of the shin! That’s gotta sting!

Starr Stan: BUT LOOK TARAH GRABS KENDRA’S ARM! SHE HOOKS HER FOR A SMALL PACKAGE!

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Starr Stan: And Kendra able to get the shoulder up once again! The pressure has been applied to the champion since the moment the bell rung! She’s going to have to reestablish her OG Dominance and, well I think she’s about to do that. Look at the champ grabbing the same leg of Tarah Nova. Kendra turning Tarah over for a Single Leg Boston Crab! And she’s got it! Kendra Shamez has the Single Leg Boston Crab hooked on Tarah Nova, and Tarah’s got nowhere to go. Remember folks, there’s no rope break in a matchup of this variety! Tarah Nova is going to have to either escape this hold or tap…or lose her spine!

SG1: It looks like Tarah is crawling to the ropes anyways. Why would she do that though. There’s no benefit. But she’s scratching and pulling her way down there now. Kendra trying to fight it as much as she can, but the champ is losing grip on the leg of the Vixen’s Killer! Tarah grabs the ropes and, WAIT A SECOND! SHE’S PULLING HERSELF OUT OF THE RING, AND KENDRA CAN’T STOP HER! The resourceful Tarah Nova finds an unorthodox way to escape the submission hold. Maddie however grabs Tarah and smashes her face first into the steel wall of the structure! And throws her back into the ring. This is a two on one assault right now! HOLD ON! We’re just about to get our fourth competitor ladies and gentlemen, who’s it gonna be?!

Starr Stan: ARIA JAXON! Another former Vixens Champion enters the mix and odds are this isn’t going to become a three on one situation now. These fans have lost their minds as Aria rushes in and saves Tarah’s skin! Clotheslines all around for Kendra and Madison. Maddie gets up right into a Contract Killer! The big Superkick! Kendra now look at her, she grabs Aria from behind. BUT TARAH NOW WITH AN AXE HANDLE TO THE BACK OF THE CHAMPION! TARAH AND ARIA BOTH GRAB KENDRA! AND A DOUBLE SUPERKICK NOW! BACK WHEN THEY TEAMED UNDER THE SIRENS THEY CALLED THAT THE DOUBLE YAHTZEE!

SG1: Aria picking up Kendra meanwhile Tarah going after Madison Kaline. Kendra with a boot to the gut, and and elbow strike to the back of the head! Jaxon is stunned as The Specialists Champion tosses her into the corner. Now here comes Kendra Shamez as ARIA GETS THE KNEES UP! And now she climbs up to the top turnbuckle…DIVING CROSSBODY! NO HOLD ON! KENDRA ROLLS THROUGH AND LIFTS UP ARIA, WHAT STRENGTH BEING SHOWN BY THE OG VIXEN HERE! KENDRA SHAMEZ NOW SPINS ARIA AND GETS HER IN A SPINEBUSTER CLUTCH! AND DROPS THE PINK HAIRED VIXEN RIGHT ON HER BACK!

Starr Stan: Meanwhile Tarah Nova and Madison Kaline are fighting on the outside! Trading blows as Tarah basically, does a face wash to Maddie using the chain wall of the chamber! Hold on, there’s Maddie elbowing Tarah in the side of the head. The Vixen Killer staggers back dazed as Madison Kaline wraps her arms around Tarah, and delivers a Belly to Belly Suplex onto the floor of the chamber now! And…Hold on a second. Madison Kaline is picking something up. Is that a? IT IS! THAT’S A BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT! TARAH HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S COMING AS SHE GETS UP ONTO A KNEE! BAM! NEGAN STYLE! I THINK THAT WOULD BE A HOME RUN SHOT RIGHT THERE! MADISON GOES DOWN TO THE COVER HERE.

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SG1: TARAH KICKS OUT! MADISON LOOKS BESIDES HERSELF RIGHT NOW. SHE SLAMS THE BAT DOWN ONTO THE GROUND AND GRABS TARAH BY HER HAIR! MADISON RAMMING THE LEADER OF THE VIXENS BACK FIRST AGAINST ONE OF THOSE EMPTY PODS! MADISON NOW CHARGES, BUT TARAH FORWARD ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND MADDIE CRACKS HER SKULL UP AGAINST THAT POD! SHE TURNS AROUND AND TARAH LANDS THE TRIPLE X DROP! THE FRANKENSTEINER CONNECTS! TARAH NOVA AND MADISON KALINE DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR, FIGHTING FOR SUPREMACY OVER THE OTHER!

Starr Stan: Aria Jaxon now being well…woman handled by The Specialists Champion! Kendra grinding away at Aria with this Butterfly Clutch here. Aria trying to lift her legs for a counter of some sort, but she just can’t reach the face of Kendra! Kendra Shamez laughing now, Mocking Aria Jaxon’s attempts at a comeback! Aria still going, there is never any shortage of fight in that young woman’s body, even I must admit! ARIA JAXON FLIPS BACKWARDS! SHE CATCHES KENDRA’S HEAD BETWEEN HER LEGS! KENDRA RELEASES HER GRIP AS ARIA PUSHES HERSELF OFF THE GROUND WITH HER HANDS! THE YOUNG LION CUP HOLDER SPINNING AROUND AS SHE TOSSES KENDRA SHAMEZ ACROSS THE RING WITH THE HEADSCISSORS!

SG1: This Aria Jaxon is so impressive, but hold that thought folks, because entrant number five is about to enter this warzone now! It’s either going to be Cameron Ella Ava or Brody Sparks! Who will be next up to enter the ring?! The lights flicker between the two pods and stops on Cameron’s! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS NEXT! THE HALL OF FAMER EXITING HER POD AND IMMEDIATELY MAKING HER WAY TO THE RING TO ASSIST KENDRA SHAMEZ! Cam charges in and goes right for her Forearm Smash on Aria! KNOCK BITCHES OUT!

Starr Stan: NO! Aria ducks and Roundhouse Kicks Cameron! HERE COMES KENDRA THOUGH, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! AND NOW THIS IS WHAT KENDRA HAD BEEN WAITING FOR THE ENTIRE TIME! THE CHANCE TO TEAM UP WITH CAMERON, HER OG VIXEN ALLY IN THIS MATCH, AND USE THE GANG MENTALITY TO SINGLE OUT EACH MEMBER OF THIS CONTEST! PURE GENIUS, THIS IS WHY KENDRA HAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE DEFINITIVE REPRESENTATION OF THE VIXEN’S DIVISION! Well now Kendra Shamez and Cameron Ella Ava stomping away at the seemingly lifeless Aria Jaxon.

Kendra: (No Mic): GRAB HER HORSE HAIR AND PICK HER UP NOW!

SG1: OH NOW LOOK! The control freak Kendra Shamez barking orders! And naturally Cam is going to listen, as she lifts up Aria Jaxon! And Kendra is going to pick something up. Odds are this is another weapon like Madison, but what could she possibly…OH LORD! PLEASE TELL ME THAT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! KENDRA SHAMEZ HAS A REPLICA SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP, ONLY THE PLATES OF THIS TITLE ARE COVERED IN SPIKES! IF SHE HITS ARIA WITH THAT, IT’S LIGHTS OUT FOR THE YOUNG LION’S CUP HOLDER FOR SURE! KENDRA TURNING TOWARDS HER TARGET AND WOAH WOAH WOAH!

Starr Stan: TARAH NOVA JUST DOVE OVER THE TOP ROPE BACK INTO THE RING TO ATTACK KENDRA AND SAVE ARIA! TARAH TAKING DOWN KENDRA AND NOW LAYING INTO HER WITH PUNCHES! KENDRA ROLLS OVER TOP TARAH AND NOW BEGINS TO LAY INTO HER WITH RIGHTS! CAM’S MOVING IN TO SEPARATE THE TWO, BUT ARIA TRIPS HER! THIS IS COMPLETELY TURNING INTO BRAWLS AS MADISON IS JUST LOOKING ON FROM THE OUTSIDE. VERY WISE OF HER TO STAY OUT THERE AND WATCH HER ADVERSARIES DESTROY EACH OTHER INSIDE OF THE RING, BUT SHE’S ABOUT TO GET SOME BACKUP, BECAUSE THE FINAL POD IS OPENING UP! HERE COMES BRODY SPARKS, THE SIXTH AND FINAL MEMBER OF THE EMPIRE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH!

(Cameron shoves Aria off of her and pulls Kendra up to her feet, freeing her from Tarah’s grip. Cameron and Kendra stare down with Aria and Tarah as the crowd cheers loudly. Madison Kaline enters the ring to stand beside Brody Sparks as the pair stare down both duos of Vixens and the crowd now seeing all six Vixens in their respective units are hollering at the top of their lungs.)

SG1: WHAT A MOMENT HERE! Aria Jaxon and Tarah Nova, two thirds of the former trio known as The Sirens! Brody Sparks and Madison Kaline, two of the four Vixen members of the stable, The Sanatorium! And Cameron Ella Ava shoulder to shoulder with The current Specialists Champion, Kendra Shamez. The two OG Vixens competing in this contest! And that is what this is about at the end of the day folks, The Specialists Championship is why all these Vixens are here, putting their bodies and their careers on the line! Just listen to this crowd show their undying love and appreciation to all of these top of the line females!

Starr Stan: AND NOW ALL SIX LADIES CHARGE EACH OTHER! I TOLD YOU ALL THE WORLD WAS GOING TO WITNESS PURE MAYHEM AND A LITERAL WAR TONIGHT! AND THEY ARE NOW! TARAH NOVA FIGHTING WITH BRODY SPARKS! ARIA JAXON TRADING BLOWS WITH KENDRA SHAMEZ! AND CAMERON ELLA AVA IN CONTROL OF MADISON KALINE RIGHT NOW!

SG1: Cameron now hitting headbutts as Madison staggers back and gets hung up on the ropes. Cameron runs and bounces off the ropes. She bounces back and hits a Rolling Elbow! Knocking Maddie out of the ring as she rolls out from underneath the bottom rope as well! Back in the ring, Aria and Kendra are fighting one another. Kendra delivers a stiff knee to the stomach of Aria. The Blonde now drops The Young Lion Cup holder with a big DDT! Hold on, is Kendra going back for that…that Spiked Replica Specialist Title Belt! Oh man this is NOT going to end well, Aria on her hands and knees as Kendra swings the title around and WHIPS HER RIGHT IN THE BACK! LOOK AT THE SLASH MARKS THE SPIKES ARE LEAVING!

Starr Stan: Gruesome! Aria Jaxon is definitely going to be feeling that one ALL week long! Tarah Nova running over to try and defend Aria, but Kendra knocks her out too! Brody Sparks leaps off the top turnbuckle to try and catch The Champ, but NO! NOT EVEN THAT WORKS! KENDRA SWATTING BRODY CLEAR OUT OF THE SKY! Kendra now exiting the ring as she sees Cameron and Madison fighting outside! Madison ramming Cam’s face right into the Pod! And now she grabs her and hooks her for a Suplex, but wait here comes Kendra, she smashes the championship right into Madison’s back! OUCH! Cameron slumps down to the ground as Kendra takes her place fighting off Madison.

SG1: Maddie trying to fend off Kendra here! But the Specialists Champion tosses the title down onto the floor and waits for her to get up. Just what the hell kind of an evil move does she have on her mind now? Madison Kaline back up to her feet and THE BITCH TREATMENT! THE JUMPING CUTTER RIGHT ONTO THE SPIKED TITLE BELT! OH MY GOD! KENDRA TO THE COVER NOW!

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(DING! DING! DING!)

Ring Announcer: Madison Kaline has been eliminated!

(A replay of Kendra Shamez hitting The Bitch Treatment on Madison Kaline onto the Spiked Replica Championship plays.)

Starr Stan: Well so long Maddie, Kendra put her out for sure with that sick cutter, and you gotta believe that this elimination will affect the performance of Brody. But now Cameron and Kendra picking themselves back up, they certainly look a LOT more confident now that one of the two of them will be leaving as the Specialists Champio- OH! ARIA JAXON AND TARAH NOVA SUICIDE DIVES TO BOTH OF THE OG VIXENS RIGHT INTO THE CHAIN WALLS! AND NOW BOTH OF THEM THROWING AN OG BACK INTO THE RING! ARIA HAS KENDRA AND TARAH HAS CAMERON!

SG1: Aria Jaxon now picking up Kendra Shamez and now hooking her in a Suplex Clutch. The Pink haired Vixen lifts up the Specialists Champion and drops her for a big time Brainbuster! Shades of Aren Mstislav as Aria now goes for the cover!

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SG1: N-NO! KENDRA KICKS OUT! I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT RIGHT THERE FOR HER! WE WERE JUST A SPLIT SECOND AWAY FROM GUARANTEEING A NEW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION TONIGHT! Aria can’t believe it either. She’s running her hands through her hair now. On the other side of the ring however, Cameron and Tarah are duking it out as Tarah gets the upper hand! She ducks a slap from Cam and hits a low dropkick, clipping the Hall of Famer down to the mat. She’s now sliding out of the ring to grab a weapon of her own. Just what could someone who calls themselves the Vixen Killer have had in mind for this matchup?

Starr Stan: A RAILROAD SPIKE! THAT’S WHAT! TARAH NOVA WITH THAT RAILROAD SPIKE IN HAND! JUST WAITING FOR CAMERON ELLA AVA TO GET UP! CAM’S UP TO HER FEET AND TARAH JAMS THAT RAILROAD SPIKE RIGHT INTO HER FOREHEAD! OH MY GOODNESS, CAM IS BLEEDING RIGHT UPON THE IMPACT! TARAH NOW SCREAMS AND RAISES THE SPIKE INTO THE AIR! WAIT WAIT HOLD ON! BRODY SPARKS COMES IN AND TRIES TO ROLL UP TARAH!

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(DING! DING! DING!)

Ring Announcer: Tarah Nova has been eliminated!

SG1” WHA-WHAT!? JUST LIKE THAT?! AND NOW LOOK! BRODY NOW GOING TO COVER CAMERON! BUT THE GODDESS IMMEDIATELY SHOVING SPARKS OFF OF HER! Brody picking up Cameron and slinging her shoulder first into the turnbuckle! And now savagely stomping away at her in the corner! There’s nothing Cameron can do here, she’s pinned into that seated position! Brody now creating distance…she runs in and drives both of her knees right into the face of Cameron! She now scales up the top turnbuckle. Brody Sparks is not letting up one bit here, she recognizes this is her opportunity to get a huge threat out of this contest! Brody jumps off looking for a Diving Crossbody but CAMERON CATCHES HER! CAMERON NOW POWERS HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS IN AN ARGENTINE CLUTCH! BREAKING BARRIERS! THE ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER CONNECTS! BUT CAMERON IS SO WINDED, SHE CAN’T MAKE THE COVER!

Starr Stan: Meanwhile the only two who are capable of fighting now, Aria and Kendra have made their way to center of the ring once more! These two bitter enemies once again trading lefts and rights back and forth! First Aria! Then Kendra! Back to Aria! And Kendra returns with another! But Kendra quickly now applies a waist lock a waist lock before Aria can retort! The Hall of Famer now powers Aria Jaxon up onto her shoulders from behind! Electric Chair Drop?! NO ARIA LEAPS OFF FROM BEHIND! And now the two trading forearm strikes once again!Hold on here comes Cameron Ella Ava from behind! GODDESS’ TOUCH! THE RUNNING ENZUIGIRI! WAIT! NO NO NO! ARIA DUCKED! CAMERON JUST CAUGHT KENDRA INSTEAD! CAMERON IS PINNING KENDRA! CAM NO! STOP!

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(DING! DING! DING!)

Ring Announcer: Kendra Shamez has been eliminated!

SG1: OH MY GOODNESS STAN! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?! WE ARE GUARANTEED A NEW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION NOW!

Starr Stan: Personally, I’m more concerned with this little situation between Cameron and Kendra! LOOK AT KENDRA, SHE’S JUST IN SHOCK AND DISBELIEF! THAT HER OWN TAG TEAM PARTNER OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD DO THAT! CAMERON LOOKS SPEECHLESS TOO, I GUESS SHE’S FINALLY REALIZING WHAT SHE DID!

(A replay of Cameron Ella Ava going for the Goddess Touch on Aria Jaxon, but catching Kendra Shamez instead plays.)

SG1: Well now officials are FORCING Kendra Shamez to exit the chamber, but look at her kicking and resisting! Just accept it honey, YOU LOST YOUR TITLE TONIGHT!

Starr Stan: Well NOW it’s time to find out, who’s going to WIN Kendra’s Specialists Championship! You’ve got one Vixen from each side. Aria Jaxon. Cameron Ella Ava. And Brody Sparks. Aria and Brody both staring each other down. Hold on they’re getting in each other’s faces. Are they gonna go? AND THEY BOTH RUSH CAMERON! ARIA JAXON AND BRODY SPARKS ON THE SAME PAGE! TAKE OUT THE STRONGEST MEMBER OF THE MATCH! ARIA JAXON AND BRODY SPARKS BOTH DELIVERING SWIFT AND STIFF KICKS TO CAMERON ELLA AVA! ARIA TO THE CHEST AND BRODY TO THE BACK! BUT WAIT! BRODY NOW WITH A RUNNING HURRICANRANA TO ARIA!

SG1: Brody now with the Standing Moonsault to Aria! And she rolls back to her feet and delivers a leaping double knee drop to the torso of The California Dream! Cameron now getting up as Brody rushes over to her and delivers a big knee lift, followed by a swinging neckbreaker! And now Brody Sparks climbing up to the top turnbuckle. I don’t know what she has in mind, but it’s nothing but trouble for Cameron. AND THERE’S ARIA! ARIA JAXON WITH A SHOT TO THE TEMPLE, DAZING BRODY! AND NOW THE YOUNG LION’S CUP HOLDER JOINING THE VIXEN OF VIOLENCE UP ON THE TOP ROPE! OH MAN! SUPERPLEX!? ARIA TRYING TO KEEP HER GRIP! BRODY SPARKS WITH BODY SHOTS, DESPERATE TO FREE HERSELF FROM THIS DANGEROUS POSITION! ARIA WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT! AND HERE WE GO! SUPERPLEX! AND HOLD UP! ARIA ROLLS THROUGH BACK TO HER FEET! AND SHE’S STILL GOT BRODY SPARKS HOOKED! SHE LIFTS BRODY UP ONCE MORE AND HITS THE A BIG TIME SIT OUT GOURDBUSTER!

Starr Stan: While Aria Jaxon and Brody Sparks are down, Cameron is fidgeting with something from inside of her pod. What on earth could this be. We realize the weapons as of this match have been nothing short of brutal! And we know someone as evil as Cam could have a truly destructive weapon in mind. Huh? Is that a Scepter?! A Diamond Studded Scepter?! AND CAMERON SMASHES THE SCEPTER ACROSS THE FACE OF ARIA! THE GODDESS HAS HAD ENOUGH FOLKS! AND BRODY TRYING TO PICK HERSELF UP! BUT CAM CRACKS HER SQUARE IN THE BACK WITH THAT SCEPTER! CAMERON IS POISED TO WIN AND IS IN FULL CONTROL!

SG1: Now, she’s removing the top diamond from that Scepter. But why?

Starr Stan: Is she…? DUMPING DIAMOND SHARDS ALL AROUND THE RING FLOOR!?

SG1: That’s what it looks like, and you have to believe that those shards will cut into your flesh! Cameron picking up Brody now! Getting her on her shoulders! ALABAMA SLAM! THE ALABAMA SLAM SENDING BRODY SPARKS BACK FIRST RIGHT INTO THOSE DIAMOND SHARDS! OH MY LORD! Cameron covers her now.

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Starr Stan: YE-NO! BRODY SPARKS SURVIVES! I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT SHE DID! Now Cameron turns her attention to Aria Jaxon, whom is picking herself up using the ring ropes. Cameron now picks her up and hooks her for a Suplex. But it’s blocked. Cam goes for it again. Aria once again fighting back however. Now Aria going for a Suplex. This time Cameron blocks it and clubs Aria several times in the back. She now lifts her up for a vertical suplex and holds her up there. Cameron Ella Ava displaying her power right now ladies and gentlemen!

(A replay of Cameron Ella Ava hitting the Alabama Slam on Brody Sparks into the Diamond Shards plays.)

SG1: No no no wait! Aria flips behind and drops the Hall of Famer with a devastating hangman’s neckbreaker! Aria fighting her way into the driver’s seat of this contest now as she picks herself back up with the assistance of the ropes. Aria runs at Cameron and knocks her down with a big clothesline. Cameron gets back up as she takes another. Cameron now charges at Aria for a clothesline of her own!

Starr Stan: Aria ducks underneath and delivers the Slingblade to her! Marvelous execution there. Miss Jaxon now scaling the top turnbuckle. She rests and awaits Cameron to climb back to her feet. The Hall of Famer is now rising back up as Aria leaps off for a diving Hurricanrana! CAMERON CATCHES HER! Powerbomb clutch! What is Cameron going to do now?

SG1: She begins pacing around. NO ARIA JUST DECKED CAMERON WITH SOMETHING! ARE THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES?! AND THEY ZAPPED CAM! ELECTRIFIED BRASS KNUCKLES USED BY ARIA JAXON! SHE SOCKED CAMERON IN THE MOUTH AND NOW COUNTERS AND STILL HURRICANRANAS CAMERON RIGHT ONTO THOSE DIAMOND SHARDS!

Starr Stan: Aria Jaxon now scaling the top turnbuckle as BRODY SPARKS OUT OF NOWHERE! SHE JUST CLOCKED ARIA AND KNOCKED HER OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH..IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS! OH MY GOD! ONLY BRODY SPARKS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

SG1: BRODY SPARKS HAS A BARBWIRE WRAPPED DILDO!

Starr Stan: It looks about 12 inches in length.

SG1: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT?!

Starr Stan: DON’T WORRY ABOUT THAT! WE HAVE A MATCH TO COMMENTATE!

SG1: Sigh…well Brody just sent Aria flying out of the ring with that shot! And now The Hypnotic Heroine eerily walks over to the down and out Cameron Ella Ava. She slowly removes the barbed wire and…oh this is not PG whatsoever.

Starr Stan: SHE’S REMOVED THE BARBED WIRE AND STUFFED NOT SHE’S GOING RAW!

SG1: Starr…

Starr Stan: WHAT?!

SG1: I need a new partner…EITHER WAY BRODY SPARKS NOW REPEATEDLY BASHING CAMERON IN THE TORSO WITH THAT DILDO! BRODY SPARKS NOW PICKING UP CAMERON AND HOOKING HER FOR A SUPLEX! BRODY LIFTS HER UP, BUT CAM OVERPOWERING THE MUCH SMALLER VIXEN! BRODY TRIES AGAIN, BUT STILL CANNOT MUSTER THE STRENGTH! HERE COMES ARIA! ARIA HOOKS THE OTHER ARM OF CAMERON! NOW THEY’RE BOTH LIFTING HER UP! DOUBLE SUPLEX! NO! CAMERON SLIPS BACK DOWN AND NOW SHE’S LIFTING BOTH ARIA AND BRODY UP! WHAT POWER BEING DISPLAYED BY THE HALL OF FAMER HERE! BUT ARIA AND BRODY BOTH FLOAT OVER BEHIND CAM! CAMERON TURNS AROUND WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE! ARIA DUCKS, BUT BRODY GETS LEVELED! CAM TURNS AROUND AS ARIA SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND HITS THE ONE NIGHT STAND! THE SPRINGBOARD STUNNER! ARIA HOOKS BOTH LEGS!

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Ring Announcer: Cameron Ella Ava has been eliminated!

(A replay of Aria Jaxon hitting the One Night Stand on Cameron Ella Ava plays.)

Starr Stan: Well now it comes down to two! And now the OG Vixens have lost the Specialists Title for good! Brody Sparks on one knee, looking up at her final adversary, in the form of Aria Jaxon. The two looking holes into each other as the crowd is buzzing with excitement over this final matchup! Brody motions for Aria to bring it on as she climbs back to her feet! Aria goes in and the two lock up! Aria shoves Brody into the corner and climbs to the second rope! Now she is delivering right hands! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TE-

SG1: BRODY SPARKS LIFTS UP ARIA AND FLAPJACKS HER! ARIA’S FACE BOUNCING OFF THAT TURNBUCKLE AND NOW MONKEY FLIPS HER! JAXON’S BACK LANDING RIGHT IN THAT BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE! SPARKS BUILDING TONS OF MOMENTUM NOW AS SHE GOES TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING. STARING DOWN THE LIMP ARIA JAXON STUCK IN THE CORNER! BRODY SPARKS CHARGES IN AND CANNONBALLS ARIA! BRODY COVERS!

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Starr Stan: KICKOUT! ARIA GETTING THE SHOULDER UP ONCE MORE! BRODY SPARKS GRABBING THAT BLACK MAMBA ONCE AGAIN WITH THAT FIRM GRIP OF HERS! SHE SWINGS FOR THE FENCES! BUT ARIA DUCKS AND KICKS HER IN THE GUT! SHE HOOKS BRODY AND HITS THE L.A. SUNSET! THE LEG TRAP SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! AND NOW SHE HOOKS BRODY UP!

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SG1: BRODY WITH FIGHT LEFT IN HER AS WELL! SHE KICKS OUT AND NOW ARIA PICKING HER BACK UP! YOU CAN SEE THE COMBINATION OF FRUSTRATION AND FATIGUE SETTING IN FOR BOTH OF THESE VIXENS! OPPORTUNITIES LIKE THIS IS WHY EMPIRE WAS CREATED IN THE FIRST PLACE! BRODY SPARKS AND ARIA JAXON ARE FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHT TO CLAIM THEY MADE HISTORY TONIGHT!

Starr Stan: NOW BOTH OF THESE LADIES ARE BACK TO THEIR FEET! THEY’RE SO TIRED ALL THEY CAN DO IS TRADE PUNCHES! AIRA CATCHES A PUNCH! AND NOW SHE TURNS BRODY AROUND! ARIA RUNS OUT AND FLIPS OUT OF THE CORNER! PINK PRINT! THE SHIRANUI FLIP TRANSITIONED INTO A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER! THIS ONE’S GOTTA BE ALL OVER! ARIA JAXON TO THE COVER! FOR THE TITLE!

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SG1: IT’S ALL OVER!

Starr Stan: NO IT’S NOT!

SG1: WHA-WHAT?! HOW?!

(A replay of Aria Jaxon hitting the Pink Print on Brody Sparks, but Brody narrowly kicking out before Three plays.)

Starr Stan: BRODY SPARKS, SOMEHOW! SOMEWAY! MANAGED TO LIFT HER SHOULDER UP BEFORE THE COUNT OF THREE COULD BE COMPLETED! ARIA IS JUST LYING ON THE GROUND IN DISBELIEF! SHE LOOKS LIFELESS! SHE CAN BARELY WILL HERSELF TO A STANDING POSITION USING THE ROPES! ARIA LOOKING DOWN AT BRODY, BUT NOW LOOKING UP AT THE POD. JUST WHAT…NO! NO NO NO! SHE CAN’T DO THIS!

SG1: IS SHE THINKING WHAT WE THINK SHE IS?! IS ARIA GOING TO GO FOR IT?! CAN SHE EVEN MUSTER THE ENERGY TO PULL IT OFF?!

Starr Stan: I don’t have a clue, but I do know that there is a wide margin for error here and Aria could potentially screw herself out of this championship match single handedly if this backfires!

SG1: WELL SHE’S GOING FOR IT STAN! ARIA IS CLIMBING ALL THE WAY UP TO THE TOP OF THAT CHAMBER POD! ARIA LOOKS ON AT THE SEA OF FANS WHO ARE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS! IT’S A MIX OF REACTIONS! SOME WILLING ARIA ON! SOME WISHING FOR HER TO NOT KILL HERSELF! SOME WHO JUST WANT TO SEE DAREDEVIL STUNTS! EITHER WAY WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN! AND ARIA HAS A LONG WAY TO GO!

Starr Stan: WAIT! BRODY SPARKS! SHE’S CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLE! ARIA TRYING TO KICK HER AWAY! THIS IS A BAD SPOT FOR BOTH OF THESE VIXENS! BOTH OF THEIR CAREERS COULD BE SIGNIFICANTLY SHORTENED, IF NOT FLAT OUT ENDED DEPENDING ON HOW THIS PLAYS OUT! ARIA THROWS A KICK, BUT BRODY CATCHES HER LEG AND SLAMS IT INTO THAT POD! ARIA FLINCHES IN PAIN AS BRODY CLIMBS ALL THE WAY UP WITH HER! BRODY SPARKS GRABS ARIA’S HAIR! NO! NO! BRODY! WE KNOW YOU’RE OUT THERE! BUT YOU CANNOT BE CRAZY ENOUGH TO ATTEMPT THIS! EVEN YOU HAVE TO REALIZE HOW THIS COULD GO HORRIFICALLY WRONG!

SG1: I DOUBT SHE CARES AT THIS RATE STAN! I THINK BRODY JUST WANTS TO PUT AN END TO ALL OF THIS, EVEN IF IT MEANS THE END OF HERSELF! BRODY LEAPS OFF WITH ARIA OFF THE TOP OF THAT DAMN POD AND LANDS THE SPARKS FLY RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! THE AVALANCHE SIT OUT FACEBUSTER! ARIA’S GOTTA BE FINISHED AFTER THAT! BRODY TURNS HER OVER AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS! DO WE FINALLY HAVE OURSELVES A VICTOR?!

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Ring Announcer: Aria Jaxon has been eliminated! THEREFORE! YOUR WINNER AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION….BRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOODYYYYYYYYYYY SPAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Deftones by RX Queen blasts throughout the Arena as Brody Sparks lies in the middle of the ring, victorious. The final replay of Brody Sparks hitting the Sparks Fly on Aria Jaxon, off of the top of the Pod plays. Madison Kaline, Alexis Diemos, and Stephanie Matsuda all enter the chamber to help Brody to her feet and celebrate her victory. Madison takes the Specialists Championship and looks down at it for a moment. Then looks over to Brody and smiles, before handing her the championship. The four embrace as Brody is placed upon Stephanie’s shoulders. She raises the championship up high in the sky.)

Starr Stan: AND THIS MATCH FINALLY COMES TO AN END!

SG1: WOW…Simply wow. We knew this contest was going to be a game changer, but I doubt any of us were ready for what we just witnessed!

Starr Stan: TRULY! I HAVE NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT AFTER TONIGHT, THESE VIXENS DESERVED THE CHANCE TO STEP INTO THE CHAMBER! AND FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS, THESE FANS AGREE WITH ME!

SG1: Well we also walk away with a NEW Specialists Champion as the Sanatorium’s Brody Sparks makes history, winning her first championship here in EAW inside of the sadistic steel structure designed to end careers, not necessarily make them!

Starr Stan: Well folks this is Starr Stan and SG1 now turning things over to our Elitist commentary counterparts!

(Camera fades backstage where Ryan Marx is seen stretching and preparing before his match. Eve walks up behind him, and he is unaware)

Eve: Excuse m–

Ryan Marx: (Alarmed) Dear Lord, lady! Do you have any grasp on appropriately approaching someone? Or do you prefer to lurk and startle those whose attention is divided elsewhere?

Eve: I.. I-I-I’m sorry, Ryan Marx. I was just wondering if you have any thoughts and words you want to say going into your championship match?

Ryan Marx: Typical. Any thoughts or words? I think the simple message is that Rex McAllister is not prepared physically or mentally for me, and I hope that since he fails to prepare for matches, that he is at least preparing his morale for when he loses his championship. Does anything more need to be sa– Oh, God…

(Cody Marshall steps into the frame, wearing a suit with a tie that has Jesus wearing a Christmas sweater on it.)

Ryan Marx: What on EARTH are you weari–

Cody Marshall: What’s that? Do you hear something, Eve? I swear I hear the murmuring of a Revolutionary War loser? Do you?

Ryan Marx: Real funny. It almost brings as many laughs as your relevancy?

Cody Marshall: Alright Plato, you are going to shut your crooked-tooth mouth and listen up. I do not care how many cups of tea you chug, how many words you mispronounce and add useless u’s to, you just need to understand how sad of a man you are. It is one thing that you have weaseled your way into this match for a championship, but it is another to insult a great, hard working American like Rex McAllister. Sure, he is far inferior to me, being from that loud, disgusting, disgraceful New Jersey, but at least he knows what country is the best on this God given planet, unlike some “chaps” who cannot spend an ugly pound to buy come common sense!

Ryan Marx: Oh really, Cody? You think that your sermon telling, deplorable hate rhetoric has earned you a title match more than me?

Cody Marshall: No, I THINK THAT WINNING ALMOST EVERY MATCH SINCE I HAVE BEEN HERE HAS EARNED ME A TITLE MATCH! I HAVE DONE JUST AS WELL AS YOU, IF NOT BETTER, BUT YOUR LITTLE SOCRATES ASS HAS GOTTEN ALL THE CREDIT!

Ryan Marx: (Stepping into the face of Cody) Well, if you want the shot, just come and take it from me, big boy.

(Cody Marshall hurls his fist back, but it is caught by Nobi who swings him around, and then smirks as he walks away. Ryan Marx enters his locker room and closes the door.)

Cody Marshall: Leave it to the little Indonesian tsunami surfer to steal another opportunity from me… THIS IS NOT THE LAST OF THIS, EVE!

Eve: O-Okay…

(Cody Marshall turns to the American flag, salutes and walks away as Eve is left standing alone, dumbfounded as the camera fades away.)

(A video package plays, highlighting some of Ryan Marx’s victories since his debut a few months ago. Marx is seen dropping Ryder head first on the apron, dueling out vicious battles with Nico Borġ, and is seen hitting his New Heights DDT on a plethora of opponents. The highlights fade to a smiling Rex McAllister, with his New Breed Championship over his shoulder. He is seen competing with for the National Elite Title, gathering victories in the New Breed Scramble and holding the New Breed Championship high in the air at Rite of Passage. The reel fades into a match recap between Nico Borġ, Rex McAllister and Ryan Marx a few weeks ago. Nico Borġ is seen stealing a victory when he pins Rex McAllister, and irritation is evident in the eyes of Marx. Ryan is seen taking his anger out on Rex McAllister for weeks and weeks, with moments of Rex coming out on top before the announcement of their match is made by HRDO a couple weeks ago.)

(Camera fades to the center of the ring where the ring announcer is standing.)

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall… AND IT IS FOR THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!

(The lights slowly dim to darkness as “Arguing with Thermometers” by Enter Shikari hits and Ryan Marx steps out on the stage with a spotlight beaming upon him. He looks serious and ready as he walks down the ramp and with every step, blue pyrotechnics shoot out from the sides of the ramp and light up the arena. He slides into the ring and poses on the corner as the lights return to normal.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, from London, England… Weighing in at 260 pounds… HE IS “THE PHILOSOPHER”… RYANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MARXXX!!

Pierre: Are you enlightened, Cherish? ARE YOU ENLIGHTENED, MY GORGEOUS COLLEAGUE?! RYAN MARX IS IN OUR VERY PRESENCE! This man has been the epitome of IMMACULATE EXECUTION in the ring and on the microphone! He has used his tactics to find victory and get himself into situations he knew he would come out on top of… But we cannot be so sure tonight, as his opponent has a respective aura around him that deserves EQUAL recognition!

(“Burn in my Light” by Mercy Drive hits as Rex McAllister steps out on stage, opening up his “REX EFFECT” vest that reveals his New Breed Championship around his waist. As soon as the title is revealed, golden sparklers go off behind him as he makes his way down to the ring, staring down Ryan Marx who stands smugly at the ropes, awaiting his arrival.)

Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Sea Isle, New Jersey, weighing in at 238 pounds… HE IS THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION… REXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX MCALLLLLISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Cherish: THIS is the challenge that awaits Ryan Marx! Rex McAllister was strategic in his total execution of winning that championship. He made sure to use this success in the scramble series to lock down the sixth spot, ensuring he had the highest energy when he entered the match. He struck late and won the title with not much time remaining, and since then, he has been elevated highly! Representing the Hall of Fame Champion is no small task, and neither is putting on top caliber matches week after week. These two have been waiting to bite at each other’s throats, and that is precisely what is to happen now! Let’s go!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Pierre: AND WE ARE UNDERWAY! Ryan Marx and Rex McAllister are circling the ring, staring one another down… Rex is taunting Marx, signalling for him to bring it on! But Marx is standing quite aloof, analyzing the opponent before hi—REX MCALLISTER CHARGES WITH A LARIAT! BUT MARX DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND GRIPS REX AROUND THE WAIST! AND MARX WITH A LIFTING BODY PRESS INTO THE MAT! Marx starts driving elbows to the side of Rex’s face, over and over, but Rex is doing his darndest to block those brute elbows! Rex pulls himself towards the ropes and grabs ahold of the bottom one, and the referee forces Marx off as he backs up… Rex pulls himself to his feet… BUT RYAN MARX CHARGES AGAIN RELENTLESSLY! BUT REX MCALLISTER WITH A SHOULDER THRUST TO HIS GUT! AND NOW MCALLISTER IS UNLOADING HIS OWN FAIR SHARE OF RIGHT HANDS INTO THE FACE OF MARX! BUT MARX CATCHES HIS HAND! HEADBUTT CONNECTS FROM RYAN! HE KICKS HIM IN THE GUT, AND HOOKS HIM IN… SNAP SUPLEX!

Cherish: BUT REX MCALLISTER LANDS ON HIS FEET! Marx turns aro–REX MCALLISTER WITH A KICK! BUT RYAN MARX CATCHES HIS FOOT! BUT MCALLISTER USES THAT TO HIS ADVANTAGE AS HE LEAPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH AN ENZUIGIRI! Marx stumbles back, holding the side of his head… AND REX CHARGES! LEAPING CORNER SPLASH! BUT RYAN MARX CATCHES HIM! Marx is holding Rex over his shoulder as he walks towards the center of the ring… SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Marx runs and bounces off the ropes… LEAPING LEG DROP ACROSS HIS THROAT! BUT REX ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Rex springs up as Marx is sitting in the center of the ring… AND REX WITH A BRUTAL RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF RYAN MARX! Marx attempts to roll out of the ring, but Rex McAllister pulls him back and hooks the leg!

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Pierre: IMMEDIATE KICKOUT FROM THE PHILOSOPHER! Rex McAllister is showing his ruthlessness as he drives those right hands into the face of Ryan Marx over and over, and Rex pulls back once more… AND HE STARTS DRIVING THE HEAD OF RYAN MARX INTO THE CANVAS OVER AND OVER, BUT MARX SHOVES HIM BACK IN DESPERATION! Marx is trying to get to one kn—REX MCALLISTER CHARGES! RUNNING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! Ryan Marx is stumbling back a little bit, trying to regain his composure… BUT REX MCALLISTER KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! AND HE HOOKS HIM IN! DDT! DDT! BUT RYAN MARX SPINS OUT OF IT AND HAS REX BY THE ARM! KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! AND RYAN MARX PULLS HIM IN, AND CONNECTS WITH A BRUTAL GUTWRENCH SUPLEX THAT LEAVES BOTH MEN DOWN ON THE MAT, TRYING TO RECOVER!

Cherish: Ryan Marx is using the ropes to get to his feet, and Rex McAllister is only on one knee… AND RYAN MARX CHARGES! AND PUNT KICKS HIM SQUARE IN THE RIBS THAT SENDS AN EMPHATIC GASP OUT OF REX’S LUNGS! Marx pulls Rex in and is positioning him between his legs… HE HOISTS HIM UP! AND BUCKLEBOMB CONNECTS! And Rex McAllister bounces back… AND THE CHAMPION GETS NAILED WITH A DISCUS ELBOW! Rex is staggering as Marx moves in on him, and he hooks him in… He carries him over to the corner… AND HE LAYS HIM IN! HE HAS HIM IN THAT TREE OF WOE POSITION AND RYAN MARX HAS THAT SMIRK ON HIS FACE! Ryan Marx takes a step back… AND HE CHARGES! AND HE GOES FOR A LOW DROPKICK INTO THE FACE OF REX MCALLISTER! BUT AMAZING ABDOMINAL STRENGTH FROM REX AS HE PULLS HIMSELF UP AND RYAN MARX CRASHES AND BURNS! Rex stands up on the top of that turnbuckle as Marx is lying in pain below him… AND A MOONSAULT FROM THE NEW BREED CHAMP! HE HOOKS THE LEG!

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Pierre: KICKOUT FROM MARX! Rex McAllister pulls Marx to his feet and leans him face first into the corner… Rex takes a few steps back as he sizes up Ryan… AND HE CHARGES! CORNER SPLASH CONNECTS AS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE IS DRIVEN INTO THE STERNUM OF MARX! Rex is waiting behind Marx as he stumbles backwards… AND HE HOISTS HIM UP! REVERSE ATOMIC DROP! McAllister runs off the ropes… AND LEAPING CROSSBODY TO RYAN MARX! BUT RYAN CATCHES HIM, AND REX IMMEDIATELY REGRETS HIS DECISION AS HIS BACK IS BENT OVER THE KNEE OF RYAN MARX! BRUTAL BACKBREAKER! Marx now turns and hooks him in… THE FALL OF MAN! THE FALLAWAY SLAM CONNECTS AND REX MCALLISTER IS ABSOLUTELY SHOOK FROM THAT RESOUNDING IMPACT! Marx is wasting zero time as he immediately pulls Rex back up to his feet… ELBOW SMASH FOLLOWED UP BY AN UPPERCUT! RYAN CALLS THAT THE “I THINK”… SUPERKICK! “THEREFORE I A—NO! REX MCALLISTER CAUGHT HIS FOOT AS HE PULLS HIM IN! AND HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS! TIGER SUPLEX CONNECTS AND MCALLISTER ESCAPED WHAT LOOKED TO BE LIKE HIS CERTAIN DOOM!

Cherish: Outstanding resistance from our New Breed Champion! Rex McAllister rolls to the apron and is using the ropes to get to his feet… Ryan Marx is slowly getting up on his own right… AND REX GRIPS THAT TOP ROPE! AND HE LEAPS FOR THE REX EFFECT! TORNADO DD—RYAN MARX WITH A BIG BOOT THAT LEVELS REX MCALLISTER RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR! CAN SOMEONE CHECK TO SEE IF HE IS ALIVE?! OH MY LORD! Ryan Marx has an absolute cynical look upon his face as he looks down at Rex, kicking his arms as he struggles to regain his composure… Marx pulls Rex up and hooks him in under his arm… AND HE LIFTS HIM UP! IS HE GOING FOR THE SIGNATURE NEW HEIGHTS DDT?! OR IS HE GOING TO… FAKEOUT! HE FAKES US OUT AND CONNECTS WITH THE PARADING VERTICAL SUPLEX! He rolls out of the ring and pulls Rex McAllister out, dangling his head off the edge of the apron… Marx takes a step back as the referee begins his count… AND RUNNING KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD AND I THINK THAT ONE MAY HAVE KNOCKED OUT THE CHAMPION! Marx grabs Rex McAllister by the head and pulls him out, dangling him from the apron by his feet…

Pierre: APRON HUNG DDT INTO THE RINGSIDE PADDING CONNECTS! REX MCALLISTER IS NOT MOVING AFTER THAT ONE, AND RYAN MARX HAS A LOOK OF SATISFACTION PLASTERED UPON HIS FACE! The referee counts two as he pulls Rex up and hooks him by his arm… AND HE WHIPS HIM BRUTALLY INTO THE BARRICADE! THE WAY HIS HEAD BOUNCED OFF THE GROUND DID NOT LOOK PROMISING! Marx pulls Rex McAllister in, and he gets him ready… HE ELEVATES HIM INTO THE AIR! HE IS LOOKING FOR A BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE APRON! HE WANTS TO ABSOLUTELY KILL THE NEW BREED CHAMP—REX MCALLISTER SLIPS OUT OF HIS GRIP, AND REX SHOVES HIM FORWARD AND MARX GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE CORNER POST! The referee is at a five count as Marx bounces back… AND REX MCALLISTER LEAPS UP WITH A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER TO THE SPINE OF RYAN MARX! Both men are struggling to get up, but Rex reaches his feet first as he pulls Marx up and rolls him into the ring, quickly following suit himself.

Cherish: Rex McAllister shoves Ryan Marx into the corner, seated and aching in monumental pain. Rex is driving his foot in the shoulder of chest of Marx over and over, relentlessly kicking and breaking down the key ligaments for much of his moveset! Rex McAllister lifts Marx up and hooks him in, and Rex moves over towards the corner and takes a seat on the top turnbuckle… REX MCALLISTER IS LOOKING FOR THAT TORNADO DDT! THE REX EFFECT! BUT OH MY LORD! RYAN MARX WITH AN ELEVATED NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX ONTO REX MCALLISTER WHO WAS SITTING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! REX IS FOLDED UP LIKE A CARD AND MARX IS BRIDGING FOR THE PIN!

ONE!…….. TWO!……….

Pierre: KICKOUT FROM THE NEW BREED CHAMPION! Ryan Marx looks like he is in absolute awe! He cannot believe the resiliency of Rex McAllister! Marx pulls him up and whips him into the ropes… AND HE GOES FOR A SIDEWALK SLA— REX MCALLISTER TWISTS AROUND AND DOES A TILT A WHIRL DDT! MODIFIED REX EFFECT! MODIFIED REX EFFECT OUT OF NOWHERE AND REX MCALLISTER PULLS THE PHILOSOPHER’S LEG UP! OVER!

ONE!…….. TWO!………. THR—

Cherish: BUT RYAN MARX WITH A SHOULDER UP AND REX MCALLISTER CANNOT BELIEVE IT! HE HAD JUST GOTTEN HIS REX EFFECT TO FINALLY CONNECT! Ryan Marx rolls out of the ring, barely standing as he tries to recover… BUT REX MCALLISTER IS THINKING ALL OFFENSE! HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES! DIVES BETWEEN THE ROPES! AND SUICIDE DIVE INTO A DDT! A TORNADO DDT! RUNNING SUICIDE DIVE REX EFFECT! BUT RYAN MARX SPINS HIM RIGHT ONTO HIS KNEE WITH AN ATOMIC DROP! AND HE HOOKS HIM IN! REVERSE FALLING STO INTO THE APRON! REX MCALLISTER IS BLEEDING FROM THE LIP AFTER COLLISION WITH THE APRON! Marx pulls him up and rolls him into the ring, and he quickly follows suit…

Pierre: Ryan Marx lifts Rex McAllister up and leans him against the ropes… CHEST CHOP! ANOTHER! A THIRD! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! SEVEN CHEST CHOPS THAT LIGHT UP HIS CHEST AS BLOOD DRIPS FROM HIS LIP ONTO THE CANVAS! Ryan Marx pulls him right to the center of the ring… ELBOW SMASH! UPPERCUT! AND A SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK CONNECTS THIS TIME AND THE “I THINK, THEREFORE I AM” COMBO IS EFFECTIVE! McAllister is barely standing, swaying back and forth… AND RYAN MARX KICKS HIM IN THE GUT, AND HE HOOKS HIM IN! HE ELEVATES HIM IN THE AIR… AND NEW HEIGHTS DDT! NEW HEIGHTS DDT CONNECTS AS REX IS DRIVEN SKULL FIRST INTO THE CANVAS! RYAN MARX HOOKS THE LEG!

ONE!………… TWO!………… THR—

Cherish: REX MCALLISTER KICKS OUT! HE KICKS OUT AND RYAN MARX CANNOT BELIEVE IT! THAT IS HIS WAY TO END MATCHES! MARX IS LIVID AND HE STARTS DRIVING BARE ELBOWS INTO THE FACE OF REX, BLOOD SHOOTING OFF WITH EVERY CONNECTION OF THE STRIKES! Marx stands up once more and pulls Rex between his legs… HE IS LOOKING FOR A POWERBOMB! BUT REX DROPS TO THE MAT AND SLIDES OUT OF THE RING! HE GRABS MARX’S FEET WITH HIS LAST BIT OF ENERGY AND PULLS THEM OUT FROM UNDER HIM! RYAN MARX DROPS THE MAT AND REX ASCENDS UP THE APRON! HE GRIPS THE TOP ROPE WITH HIS HANDS… SPRINGBOARD SENTON BOMB INTO THE MIDSECTION OF MAR—RYAN MARX WITH THE DOUBLE KNEES! DOUBLE KNEE! Rex is one knee in sheer pain as Marx gets to his feet, smirking… AND HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND IS TURNING TOWARDS REX MCALLISTER! BUT REX MCALLISTER LUNGES AND HOOKS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! SIGNATURE FIREMAN’S CARRY DRIVER CONNECTS AND NOW REX HOOKS THE LEG!

ONE!…….. TWO!………….. THREE!……….

Pierre: BUT RYAN MARX HAD HIS ARM ON THE ROPE AND THE REFEREE CALLS OF THE PIN! REX MCALLISTER TURNS AROUND AND IS YELLING AT THE REFEREE! REX CANNOT BELIEVE HIS EYES! Ryan Marx is slowly getting to his feet as Rex continues to plead his case to the ref… AND MARX LEANS OVER AND HOOKS THE ARMS OF REX MCALLISTER! AND HE STANDS UP AS REX IS DANGLED OVER HIS BACK! THE ANTITHESIS! THE ANTITHESIS! THE VERTEBREAKER CONNECTS FULLY AS RYAN MARX HOOKS THE LEG!

ONE!……. TWO!……….. THREE!……..

(Ding! Ding! Ding)

(“Arguing with Thermometers” by Enter Shikari hits as the referee hands Ryan Marx the New Breed Championship, and he stares down at it in his hands as he sits on his knees, looking absolutely exhausted.)

Ring Announcer: And your winner… AND NEW! EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION… RYANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MARRXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!

Cherish: NO! NO! REX MCALLISTER HAD HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE AND THE REFEREE DID NOT EVEN SEE IT! WHAT AN ATROCITY TO THE CHAMPION!

Pierre: HO HUM YOU BEAUTIFUL COMPLAINER! LET US EMBRACE THE NEW CHAMPION! Ryan Marx found victory in one HELL of a match between him and Rex, and if you think that a referee’s ignorance will take away from his moment, then you need a change of mind! CAUSE THE PHILOSOPHER WILL SAY OTHERWISE!

Cherish: Regardless though, Marx escaped his loss with a rope break just seconds prior! And now Rex loses under the same circumstances?! Ryan Marx may enjoy this victory now, but we will see what comes of it in the coming weeks…

(Camera focuses on Ryan Marx standing in the corner, holding the title high above his head as the crowd showers him in boos. Rex McAllister is seen looking hopelessly angry at the referee, who is trying to explain to him what happened. Marx smirks into the camera before it fades away.)

( Camera cuts backstage to Flannery McCoy standing by with an excited look on her face. )

Flannery McCoy: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my exciting honor and privilege to stand by with none other than a two time EAW Champion, EAW Legend and Hall of Famer himself… MAK!!!!

( Camera pans back and we see Mak standing by next to Flannery McCoy as he sports dark shades, dark clothing and gigantic gold chains around his neck. )

Flannery: Mak, it was almost ten years ago where you revolutionized this event by defending your EAW Championship successfully. How does it feel to know a show and quite frankly a promotion that you helped build has reached the heights that it has?

Mak: It’s a historic night for sure. I’ve been keeping up with the product lately and there’s still incredible talent proving why EAW is the greatest company of all time. It’s good to know that I’m a part of the reason why. Let’s see if these kids can keep the revolution going the same way the other guys in the class of 07′ did.

Flannery: What is your take on some of these title matches tonight? Anything you looking forward to in particular?

Mak: I’m afraid you caught me off guard there, ma.

Flannery: Any Elitists you feel like they might be able to carry on the legacy you’ve left behind?

Mak: To be honest… I’m gonna say no. I mean big ups to the legends, the dons, the DDD’s and Impacts of the world, but they’re from generations ago. A lot of this new generation unfortunately are … well … they’re full of cucks, and I can’t respect most of these new kids mane. However there is someone who I have had my eyes on over the Vixens side of things, and in my opinion this particular EAW Vixen I’m talking about is someone I believe can become a true all time great. Hell, actually I believe this young lady will someday rank up with the likes of myself, Banks, DDD, HRDO, Jay and the others from our class!

Flannery: Who is it??

Mak: Isn’t it obvious? She’s the next face of the EAW Vixens division, the true Queen of EAW, and maybe if she’s lucky the next Mrs. Mak!

( Cailin Dillon enters the view of the camera with a big smile on her face. )

Cailin Dillon: Thank you Mak, you really are the greatest! (hug)

( Mak outstretches his arms, and Cailin closes in to hug him…. but Mak walks right past her and gives a big hug to Sheridan Müller who stands by off screen, as Cailin looks on in shock. )

Mak: You go out there and make the GOAT proud!

( Mak scruffles up Sheridan’s hair and walks off, and Sheridan walks away while Cailin stands by with a salty look on her face. )
(The camera transitions back into the arena, panning over the jam packed crowd, as it then circles around the ring, displaying several tables, ladders, and chairs, and then the Cash in the Vault briefcase dangling above the ring…)

(A video package plays, showing Tiberius Jones first theft of the Cash in the Vault briefcase weeks before Dia Del Diablo, and several failed attempts at Lioncross getting it back. It then shows their intense match at Diablo, where Tiberius Jones got the final fall by setting the bottom of his boot on fire, and connecting with a Headhunter Missile Dropkick right into his face. The scene then goes to showcase Lioncross getting recruited to Team Ryder, but then falling victim to Lannister’s Blood Money at the end of the match, tapping out. The reel then shows Lioncross’ trials into getting a one-on-one match with Lannister at Showdown: Rite of Passage, showing Lioncross stoop as low as to kidnapping Athena Vendetta to get Lannister to accept the match. It then proceeds to show Lannister defeating Lioncross in the same match. The video fast forwards to the last few weeks, where Tiberius Jones, Lannister, and Lioncross played hot potato with the Cash in the Vault briefcase, but Lioncross standing tall in the end with the Cash in the Vault briefcase raised high into the air.)

(The camera fades back to the ring announcer…)

Ring Announcer: This following match is a TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS MATCH FOR THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE!!!!…

(“Higher Ground” by Red Hot Chili Peppers (Cover) blasts throughout the entire arena, as the fans explode with cheers, Lioncross enters wearing black and gold attire, as his eyes stay locked on the Cash in the Vault briefcase.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Omaha, Nebraska, weighing in at 215 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDSSSSS!!!!… HE IS THE MR. 2016 CASH IN THE VAULT!!!!… LIONCROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Cherish: Here comes a man that has EVERYTHING to lose in this match! In fact, he’s done a lot of losing lately… I really got to the point where I straight up felt bad for this guy! But can you blame Murrow for making this match? He was beat by Jones, lost the WarGames match essentially for his team, and then lost to Lannister… he’s been off his game ever since winning that briefcase! I’m starting to think it’s more of a curse than a blessing to him! But who knows?! Maybe he proves ALL OF US WRONG… and he wins tonight. He’d have to go the extra mile to do so, because there’s no way Jones or Lannister lets him have this victory.

(“The Eagle Has Landed” by Avatar plays, as Lannister enters the arena without Athena Vendetta, to an earful of mixed reactions, wearing red and gold attire, he smiles as he charges down to the ring.)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Dortmund, Germany, weighing in at 252 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!… “DARTH” LANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Pierre McGuire: THE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD! THE MYTH! THE LEGEND! THE REALITY! HE IS THE SOON TO BE MR. CASH IN THE VAULT AND THERE’S NOT A SINGLE PERSON THAT COULD DENY THAT FACT! IT’S NO OPINION, IT’S FACTS! HE’S A MONSTER OF A MAN! AND CLEARLY THE REAL FAVORITE FOR THIS MATCH! NOBODY STANDS A CHANCE!

Cherish: … i thought you said you’d stay unbiased tonight?

Pierre McGuire: ME? BIASED? LUDICROUS, CHERISH!

(“The Mission: by Puscifer ft. Milla Jovovich hits, as Tiberius Jones walks onto the stage wearing green dragon scale looking attire, the crowd roars with boos, as he cockily makes his way to the ring.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing last, from Gaia, weighing in at 213 POOOOOOOOOOOOUNNNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!… “THE KOMODO DRAGON” TIBERIUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNESSSS!!!!!

Cherish: I’d hate to say it… but I honestly think if anyone has the best claim on this briefcase, it’s Jones! He’s the original man that literally defeated Lioncross at Diablo! If the briefcase were to be on the line then, we wouldn’t be in this mess! I’m starting to actually see things from his perspective! He’s just really going to have to prove how much he wants that briefcase to officially be his tonight!

Pierre McGuire: BIASED MUCH, CHERISH?!?!

Cherish: Oh, screw you.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Pierre McGuire: THE TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS MATCH FOR THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY! These three men duke it out for the ultimate prize in the end — a potential one way ticket to being World Champion! Tiberius Jones quickly slides out of the ring, already scavenging for weapons, but LIONCROSS BURSTS OUT OF HIS CORNER IN A SPRINT AT LANNISTER! Lannister easily avoiding whatever Lioncross was attempting, by throwing him stomach first into the turnbuckles! Lioncross turns around on a dime, BUT RIGHT INTO A VICIOUS HEADBUTT DELIVERED WITH SUCH POWER FROM LANNISTER! AND ONE MORE FOR EXTRA MEASURE! THERE’S A THIRD ONE! BUT LOOK BEHIND LANNISTER, TIBERIUS JONES REENTERS THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIR… AND DRIVES IT ACROSS THE BACK OF LANNISTER! AND ANOTHER SICK SHOT TO THE SPINE WITH THE CHAIR! ANOTHER ONE! Lannister is ultimately brought down to a knee, enduring quite a lot of pain! But the inhuman like being that he is continues to try and struggle to his feet! HOWEVER, TIBERIUS JONES SWINGS THAT CHAIR RIGHT OVER LANNISTER’S HEAD TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! AND LIONCROSS A LOW DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE KNEECAPS OF JONES! SWEEPING HIM OFF HIS FEET AND DISARMING HIM!

Cherish: Lannister rolls out onto the apron, while Jones makes a quick hurry back to his feet! He’s met by a right hand from Lioncross! Bu Jones returns the favor with A STRONG FOREARM TO THE FOREHEAD! Lioncross stunned, but A KNIFE EDGE CHOP IS THERE TO BE A RESPONSE FOR LIONCROSS! AND LIONCROSS FIRES OFF WITH RAPID KNIFE EDGE CHOPS! But Tiberius Jones manages to grab one of the incoming arms and WHIP Lioncross into the ropes! Lioncross comes rebounding back at Tiberius Jones, BUT LIONCROSS WITH A RUNNING LARIAT! NO! TIBERIUS JONES DUCKS AND GRABS LIONCROSS BY THE HEAD! DIRECTING HIM TOWARD THE ROPES AND RIGHT OUT OF THE RING! JONES TOSSES LIONCROSS HEAD FIRST OVER THE TOP ROPE—BUT LIONCROSS MANAGES TO BARELY CATCH HIMSELF ON THE APRON! WAIT, LANNISTER SWEEPS LIONCROSS OUT FROM UNDERNEATH HIS FEET! AND LIONCROSS LANDS SPINE FIRST ON THE APRON! Lannister pulls Lioncross off the apron, THROWING HIM INTO THE VOLTAGE ANNOUNCE TABLE! BUT LOOK AT JONES! JONES TAKES OFF IN A SPRINT OFF THE ROPES AND CHARGES IN LIONCROSS AND LANNISTER’S IMMEDIATE DIRECTION!!!… SUICIDE DIVE RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF LANNISTER’S HEAD! FORCING LANNISTER TO CRASH RIGHT INTO THE VOLTAGE COMMENTATING TABLE!

Pierre McGuire: Jones took high risk and got a positive outcome from that said risk! Jones back to his feet, stomping away at both Lannister and Lioncross’ downed bodies! Jones then redirects himself toward the closest table… oh boy! Jones drags the table already set up outside the ring closer to himself! Lioncross pulling himself up using the commentating table to assist him! AND JONES CHARGES DIRECTLY AT LIONCROSS! RUNNING ENZUIGIRI TO THE TEMPLE!!! HOLD UP, LIONCROSS JUST BARELY AVOIDS THE BOOT BY DUCKING HIS HEAD! Jones falls flat on his stomach! BUT LIONCROSS PULLS HIM BACK UP TO A VERTICAL BASE! SPINS HIM AROUND! AND HE POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE TIBERIUS SET UP HIMSELF!!!… JONES LATCHES HIS LEG ONTO LIONCROSS’ OWN LEG! KEEPING HIM FROM BEING PULLED UP! BUT LIONCROSS GOES TO LIFT HIM AGAIN FOR THE BELLY-TO-BELLY… AND FROM BEHIND!!!! LANNISTER CLOBBERS TIBERIUS JONES IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A STIFF FOREARM! That forces Lioncross to stumble backwards and release his hold! AND LANNISTER HOISTS TIBERIUS JONES ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION! THIS ISN’T LOOKING TOO WONDERFUL FOR JONES! JONES DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO FIGHT IT!

Cherish: MULTIPLE ELBOWS DRIVEN INTO THE HEAD OF LANNISTER HERE! BUT LANNISTER BURSTS FORWARD TOWARD THE TABLE! THE RAINS OF CASTAMERE!!!!!! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! JONES GOES RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! GOOD LORD! HE’S BROKEN IN HALF! BUT LANNISTER IS SUDDENLY LIFTED UP BY LIONCROSS! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER! LIONCROSS SENDS LANNISTER FLYING BACKWARDS INTO THE BARRICADE WITH AN IMMEDIATE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER! Lioncross scurries back to a vertical base and takes off in a sprint at the recovering Lannister! DROPKICK!!! A RUNNING DROPKICK THAT SENDS LANNISTER RIGHT OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD!!! LIONCROSS HAS SET UP THE PERFECT SCENARIO HERE! Lioncross quickly grabs one of the taller looking ladders closest to him, folds it up, and slides it into the ring! He’s actually about to do this! Lioncross slides into the ring, back to his feet, and lifts the ladder up! He positions it right underneath the dangling Cash in the Vault briefcase and begins the climb! He’s literally rushing up that ladder as fast as he can! BUT LANNISTER, AS SAID BEFORE, THIS INHUMANLY BEING IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND IS OVER THE BARRICADE… LIONCROSS AT THE TOP! LANNISTER RUSHES INTO THE RING AS FAST AS HE CAN!

Pierre McGuire: LIONCROSS LITERALLY HAS HIS FINGERTIPS ON IT! LANNISTER THOUGH! LANNISTER CLIMBS UP THE THE LADDER! I’VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE CLIMB SO FAST! SO DESPERATELY! AND HE LITERALLY SWATS THE BRIEFCASE RIGHT OUT OF LIONCROSS CLUTCHES! BUT LIONCROSS CLOCKS LANNISTER IN THE HEAD WITH A DEVASTATING OPEN PALMED STRIKE TO THE TEMPLE! THEN A KNIFE EDGE CHOP! AND A STRONG CLOSED RIGHT FIST TO FOLLOW! Lannister looking a little woozy up there! BUT FIRES OFF WITH MASSIVE HEADBUTTS! MULTIPLE HEADBUTTS! ONE AFTER THE OTHER! THIS SUDDEN BURST OF ENERGY FORCING LIONCROSS TO WOBBLE BACK… HE’S GOING TO FALL! WAIT, WHAT? LANNISTER PULLS HIM BACK UP! CLIMBING UP THE LADDER! LANNISTER IS SETTING UP THE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX RIGHT OFF THAT TWELVE FOOT LADDER! NO! NO! NO! LIONCROSS IS FIGHTING BACK! LIONCROSS THROWING HIS OWN PERSONAL HEADBUTTS AT LANNISTER! JUST ENOUGH TO STUN HIM IN HIS TRACKS! AND IN A LAST DESPERATE MOTION… OH MY GOD!!!! LIONCROSS WITH A HUGE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF THAT LADDER INTO THE RING!!!! GOOD HEAVENS! BOTH MEN CRASH INTO THE CANVAS, BUT LANNISTER TAKES THE BRUNT OF THE FALL! LANDING AWKWARDLY ON HIS UPPER BACK!

Cherish: LIONCROSS ENSURED IF HE WAS GOING DOWN! LANNISTER WAS GOING DOWN WITH HIM! SMART THINKING THERE! Lioncross struggles back to his feet, using the ropes, looking down toward a barely moving Lannister! He’s left in the same scenario he was in moments ago! He redirects himself toward the ladder, slowly climbing up it this time! BUT LOOK WHO’S REJOINED THE FRAY! IT’S JONES! JONES SLIDES INTO THE RING AND HE PROCEEDS TO SINK HIS TEETH INTO LIONCROSS’ SIDES! THE KOMODO BITE! THE KOMODO BITE!!! HE’S BITING DOWN ON LIONCROSS’ SIDES AND THEN PULLS HIM BACK DOWN OFF THE LADDER! Lioncross grabs at his side, seeing a bit of blood drawn off it, BUT IS SPRAYED IN THE FACE BY JONES BLUE DRAGON BREATH MIST!!! THAT’S NOT GOOD! IF I REMEMBER MY COLORS CORRECTLY… YUP! Lioncross wobbles around the ring, trying to throw punches, but Jones just stands there and smiles! AND LIONCROSS COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS! HE’S OUT COLD! THAT DEADLY BLUE DRAGON BREATH THAT PUTS ANY FOE TO SLEEP! LONCROSS ISN’T WAKING UP ANYTIME SOON! AND THAT LEAVES JONES ALONE IN THE RING! Jones turns toward the ladder and slowly makes his ascension up the ladder!

Pierre McGuire: Is Jones seriously going to win this that easily?!?! He’s taking his time up the ladder, but lord knows that he’s still covering from the Death Valley Driver he took! HE’S CLOSE TO THE TOP! HE CAN TASTE THE VICTORY! LANNISTER!!!! LANNISTER IS UP! HOW ON THIS GREEN PLANET IS HE ALIVE?! LANNISTER IS UP AND GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR FROM EARLIER!!! TIBERIUS JONES REACHES UP FOR THE BRIEFCASE! BUT LANNISTER CHUCKS THE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE SPINE OF JONES!!! CAUSING JONES TO ALMOST LOSE BALANCE AND GIVES LANNISTER JUST ENOUGH TIME TO CLIMB UP UNDERNEATH HIM! HE GETS HIM IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION! AND DROPS BACK! ELECTRIC CHAIR RIGHT OFF THE LADDER! JONES CRASHES SPINE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS! Lannister lifts up the steel chair once again, walking over to the corner, wedging the chair between the ropes… while Jones slowly gets to a knee! Lannister turns around toward Jones and PULLS HIM FORCEFULLY UP BY HIS ARM! AND WHIPS JONES INTO THE CORNER WITH THE WEDGED CHAIR!!!… BUT JONES STOPS HIMSELF BEFORE THE DAMAGE IS DONE! Jones spins around, BUT RIGHT INTO A CHARGING LANNISTER! AND LANNISTER TACKLES JONES BACKWARDS SPINE FIRST INTO THE CHAIR WEDGED CORNER!!! OUCH!!!

Cherish: THAT CHAIR LOOKS DENTED AND ALL AFTER THAT! Jones falls through the ropes and to the outside, landing hard on his side! Lannister proceeds to follow him outside the ring, leaving a still slumbering Lioncross in the ring! AND LANNISTER SHOVES A LADDER RIGHT ONTO TIBERIUS JONES BODY!!! THAT LADDER SERVING AS A VIABLE WEAPON! IT BURIES JONES UNDERNEATH! Lannister grabs the ladder he covered Jones in and pulls it back up… THROWING IT BACK DOWN VIOLENTLY INTO JONES BODY AGAIN!!! GOODNESS GRACIOUS! THE SHEER POWER OF THIS ONE MAN IS UNREAL! Lannister lifts the same ladder back up, but leans it against the barricade! What possibly could he be thinking of here?! He pulls Jones back up to a vertical base, BUT WHAT IN THE WORLD!!! LIONCROSS COMES FLYING THROUGH THE SECOND ROPES AT LANNISTER, GRABBING HIM BY THE HEAD MID-WAY!!!… DIVING TORNADO DDT RIGHT INTO THE LEANED LADDER!!!! AND THE LADDER CAVES IN!!!! LANNISTER GOES HEAD FIRST INTO THAT UNFORGIVING METAL! I DIDN’T EVEN SEE LIONCROSS ARISE! I WAS SO FOCUSED ON JONES AND LANNISTER! But that gave Jones enough time to recover, as he was shoved out of the way! He slides into the ring!

Pierre McGuire: Lioncross grabs a hold of one of the tables leaned against the barricade — sliding it into the ring! But Jones is trying to sneak his way up the ladder again! He’s slowly doing so, due to the massive amount of pain his body has gone through! He’s not fully recovered—AND LIONCROSS USES THE TABLE TO SWAT JONES OFF THE LADDER! DRIVING IT IN HIS LOWER BACK! BUT JONES TIGHTLY GRIPS ONTO THE LADDER STEPS WITH HIS HANDS! CLUTCHING ONTO THEM FOR HIS DEAR LIVE! LIONCROSS DRIVES THAT SHARP EDGE OF THE TABLE ONCE MORE INTO JONES’ SPINE!!! JONES FALLS BACK, BARELY KEEPING HIS BALANCE! AND LIONCROSS SMACKS HIM DEAD IN THE HEAD WITH THE TABLE! UTILIZING THAT TABLE AS MUCH AS HE CAN! JONES FALLS BACKWARDS INTO THE CORNER! Tiberius collapses to a seated position, while Jones sets up the table! Lioncoss slides back out of the ring again! AND A RUNNING KNEE!!! DRIVING INTO LANNISTER’S SKULL WHO WAS CRAWLING BACK TO HIS FEET USING THE BARRICADE! Lioncross really has these two covered! The pure desperation of recovering his briefcase has to be his main priority right now! And doing ANYTHING to do that!

Cherish: Lioncross now TOSSING chair after chair into the ring! He’s gone MAD!!! And grabs another table that’s ringside! He folds it up and slides it into the ring! Lioncross joins the table and chairs he put into the ring! And immediately grabs hold of that table! He lifts it up and carries it over toward the table he already set up! AND LIONCROSS… SETS THE SECOND TABLE UP ON TOP OF THE FIRST?! HE’S STACKING THE TABLES!!! Jones drags himself up to his feet, BUT A VICIOUS KNEE TO HIS STOMACH SENDS HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER! AND LIONCROSS LIFTS JONES UP ONTO A SEATED POSITION ON THE TOP ROPE! THIS IS SERIOUSLY NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD AT ALL! LIONCROSS CLIMBS THE ROPES! DRIVING MULTIPLE FISTS INTO JONES HEAD! OH MY… GOD! LIONCROSS HOOKS HIM IN! SUPERPLEX!!!! SUPERPLEX!!!!… NO! NO! NO! NO! JONES DOESN’T BUDGE! JONES REFUSES TO GO DOWN! LONCROSS GOES TO SUPERPLEX HIM AGAIN! BUT JONES SLIDES OUT OF HIS GRIP! OPEN PALM STRIKE TO LIONCROSS’ EAR! AND ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! RAPID OPEN PALMED STRIKES TO LIONCROSS’ EAR, SKULL, JAW, ANYWHERE HE CAN STRIKE! AND JONES SLIDES OUT FROM UNDERNEATH LIONCROSS’ LEGS! HE NARROWLY ESCAPES THE SUPERPLEX!

Pierre McGuire: Lioncross turns around on the ropes, trying to maintain his balance on them! BUT TIBERIUS JONES SPRINTS UP THE ROPES! AND HOOKS LIONCROSS IN! HOLY SH… THE SEISMIC TOSS!!!!!!! SEISMIC TOSS!!!!! BACKFLIP BELLY-TO-BELLY DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE RIGHT INTO THOSE STACKED TABLES!!!! LIONCROSS IS BROKEN IN TWO! GOING THROUGH TWO TABLES WITH THAT INSANELY EXECUTED SEISMIC TOSS! I SERIOUSLY CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES! WHAT A CRAZY MATCH WE’VE WITNESSED THUS FAR! Tiberius Jones rolling out of the rubble that is those two broken tables! He crawls to the ropes, pulling himself up, looking around the ring! This is SERIOUSLY his moment to shine! Jones stumbles over to the ladder, trying to keep his composure! He climbs slowly, each step draining just that much more energy out of him! Every step he takes, is one step closer to victory—BUT THAT’S UNLESS THIS MAN LANNISTER PREVENTS THAT! LANNISTER SLOWLY SLIDES INTO THE RING, CUT OPEN FROM THE TORNADO DDT HE TOOK INT THE LADDER! BLOOD RUSHING DOWN HIS HEAD! HE ASCENDS UP THE OPPOSITE OF THE LADDER! Jones takes notice of this and he’s trying to get to the top first! Lannister is trying to hurry himself as well!

Cherish: AND JONES IS THERE! JONES IS THERE EXTENDING HIS ARMS! REACHING FOR THE BRIEFCASE! HE LITERALLY HAS IT IN HIS HANDS! UNHOOK IT! NO! LANNISTER WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! BUT TIBERIUS JONES KEEPS THAT BRIEFCASE TIGHTLY IN HIS CLUTCHES! HE’S NOT LETTING GO! ANOTHER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT SENDS TIBERIUS JONES INTO A DAZED STATE… BUT HE KEEPS HIS ONE HAND ON THE BRIEFCASE! AND SWINGS THAT BRIEFCASE BACK AROUND TO CLOCK LANNISTER RIGHT UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH IT! LANNISTER DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING! LANNISTER WOBBLES BACKWARDS, BUT FIRES OFF WITH A THIRD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! TIBERIUS JONES FALLS BACKWARDS, BUT CATCHES HIMSELF! AND DRIVES THE BRIEFCASE INTO LANNISTER’S HEAD A SECOND TIME! THESE TWO ARE WAGING A BRUTAL WAR UP ON THE TOP OF THAT LADDER! LANNISTER IS TEETERING… ANOTHER HARD BLOW WITH THAT BRIEFCASE! LANNISTER HOLDING ON WITH ONE HAND NOW!!!… BUT PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP! HEADBUTT! AFTER HEADBUTT! AFTER HEADBUTT! HEADBUTTS GALORE COLLIDING WITH TIBERIUS JONES’ SKULL! I DON’T THINK THIS IS THE WISEST OF STRIKES THAT LANNISTER COULD USE! AND TIBERIUS IS ABOUT TO FALL… BUT WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?! JONES KICKS OFF THE LADDER, WITH A FIRM GRIP ON THE BRIEFCASE! AND HE SWINGS OFF THE LADDER USING THE LINE THAT HOLDS THE BRIEFCASE IN THE AIR!!! HE’S SWINGING LIKE SPIDER-MAN!

Pierre McGuire: AND HE COMES BACK AROUND!!! LANNISTER TURNS TO FACE HIM! BUT EATS A FACE FULL OF TIBERIUS JONES’ KNEE! LANNISTER ONCE AGAIN REFUSING TO FALL! JONES MAKES HIS WAY BACK AROUND FOR A SECOND TRIP! ANOTHER KNEE SWINGING RIGHT INTO HIS CHEST THIS TIME!!! LANNISTER ONLY HAS A HANDS GRIP ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER! HE’S DOING ALL HE CAN TO STAY ON! JONES SWINGS BACK AROUND!!!! A SWINGING KNEE INTO THE HEAD!!! AND LANNISTER FALLS BACKWARDS OFF THE LADDER! AND JONES SWINGS AROUND JUST TO CATCH HIMSELF BACK ON TOP OF THE LADDER! BUT LANNISTER CATCHES HIMSELF ON HIS FEET! JONES HAS THE BRIEFCASE! HE HAS IT!!!!! HE UNHOO—LANNISTER SHOVES THE LADDER DOWN! LANNISTER SHOVES IT DOWN! BUT JONES STAYS HANGING OFF THE WIRE! HOLDING ONTO THE BRIEFCASE WITH ALL THE STRENGTH HE HAS IN HIS BODY! LANNISTER IS LEAPING AND JUMPING AT JONES WITH ALL HE HAS! BUT JONES IS DOING HIS BEST TO PREVENT LANNSTER FROM MAKING CONTACT! JONES DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO TRY AND UNHOOK THE CASE! BUT LOOK! ON THE APRON! IT’S LIONCROSS! LIONCROSS IS SOMEHOW STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH! AND WHAT?!?! WHAT’S HE…

Cherish: OH MY GOD!!!! HE SPRINGS OFF THE TOP ROPE! BUT ALMOST SLIPS! I DON’T THINK I’VE SEEN LIONCROSS USE A SPRINGBOARD MOVE IN AGES! HE LEAPS UP AND GRABS A HOLD OF TIBERIUS JONES! AND HE’S HANGING OFF TIBERIUS JONES NOW!!! AND HE’S TRYING TO PULL TIBERIUS JONES DOWN! LANNISTER SERIOUSLY HAS NO CLUE WHAT TO DO HERE! LANNISTER GRABS ONE OF THE CHAIRS LIONCROSS THREW INTO THE RING! AND HE BEGINS SWINGING UP AT THEM LIKE THEY’RE PINATAS! LANNISTER LANDS A NICE HIT ON LIONCROSS’ LEGS! BUT HE SHOULD BE SERIOUSLY AIMING FOR JONES! JONES NOW JUST HOLDING ON WITH ONE HAND, BUT THAT DOESN’T LAST LONG! THE WEIGHT OF LIONCROSS IS TOO MUCH TO BARE! BOTH MEN FALL ONTO THE RING CANVAS!!! AND LANNISTER IMMEDIATELY BEATS AWAY AT TIBERIUS JONES WITH THE STEEL CHAIR OUT OF PURE ANGER AND FRUSTRATION! HE’S DRIVING THE CHAIR INTO TIBERIUS JONES VULNERABLE BODY! BUT LIONCROSS TRIPS LANNISTER UP! LIONCROSS TAKES HIM OUT FROM BETWEEN HIS LEGS! And Lannister falls to a knee! Lioncross jumps back to his feet and runs off the ropes! BUT LANNISTER IS BACK UP! LIONCROSS CHARGES! BUT LANNISTER TOSSES LIONCROSS SO HIGH INTO THE AIR FOR THE FEUER FREI! VERY EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!!!!…

Pierre McGuire: BUT LIONCROSS USES THAT MOMENTUM TO HIS ADVANTAGE AND LITERALLY GRABS A HOLD OF THE BRIEFCASE! I’VE NEVER SEEN A LOOK OF ANNOYANCE COME ACROSS LANNISTER’S FACE LIKE THAT! HE STARES UP AT LIONCROSS WITH EYES SO FIERCE AND ANGERED! LIONCROSS DANGLES FROM THAT BRIEFCASE! HE SWINGS AROUND, TRYING TO UNHOOK IT! BUT LANNISTER LIFTS THE CHAIR BACK UP! AND DRIVES IT INTO THE LEGS OF LIONCROSS! LIONCROSS EATING NASTY SHOTS WITH THAT CHAIR! BUT HE DOESN’T WANT TO LET GO! LANNISTER SWINGS AT HIM AGAIN!!! AND THROWS THE CHAIR RIGHT UP AT HIM!!!! LIONCROSS FALLS… RIGHT INTO A FEUER FREI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE FALLS INTO A FEUER FREI VERY EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!!!!!! THERE’S NO WAY! NO WAY LIONCROSS IS GETTING BACK UP! HE’S DEAD! HE CAME SO CLOSE! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE LANNISTER! Lannister pulls that ladder that was shoved down right back up! And positions it ever so carefully underneath that swinging briefcase! He’s making the climb up the ladder! The blood dripping into his eyes making this climb even more difficult! HE’S ABOUT THERE… NOT A SINGLE PERSON IN SIGHT TO STOP HIM! HE’S AT THE TOP! HE’S THERE! HE CATCHES THE BRIEFCASE IN HIS HANDS! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS UNHOOK IT! AND…

Cherish: JONES FROM THE TOP ROPE! JONES FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!! HEADHUNTER!!!! HEADHUNTER!!!! MISSILE DROPKICK FROM THE TOP ROPE INTO LANNISTER!!! KNOCKING LANNISTER OFF THE LADDER RIGHT INTO THE SEVERAL STEEL CHAIRS INSIDE THE RING! BUT TIBERIUS JONES TAKES A NASTY FALL ON HIS WAY DOWN!!! TIBERIUS JONES SAVES THE MATCH FROM ENDING! THE LADDER TIPS OVER AND LANDS ON THE ROPES! THIS IS STILL ANYONE’S BALL GAME FOLKS! All three men, left beaten, battered, bruised, and bloody inside of the ring! Tiberius Jones crawls on his stomach toward the bottom rope, looking upwards at the briefcase above, he slowly pulls himself back to his feet… He’s got to be thinking “what else can I do to secure that briefcase?” — once up, he pulls the ladder backwards and back underneath the briefcase! He looks back at Lannister and Lioncoss barely moving a muscle and climbs again! He makes that slow climb up, but Lannister starts to pull himself back up! Lioncross is doing the same! Jones takes another look back AND HE HURRIES UP THE LADDER!

Pierre McGuire: LANNISTER IS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE… HE’S CLIMBING UP!!! TIBERIUS IS THERE!!!! TIBERIUS REACHING FOR THE SKY! REACHING FOR THAT BRIEFCASE! LANNISTER IS MID-WAY, BUT LOOK! LIONCROSS IS CLIMBING UP THE MIDDLE OF THE LADDER! STRATEGICALLY USING BOTH SIDES OF THE STEPS, THEN LEAPS TO THE TOP, PULLING HIMSELF UP WITH THE TOP OF THE LADDER! HE THROWS A FOREARM INTO JONES’ HEAD! BUT LANNISTER IS RIGHT THERE NOW! THERE’S THREE MEN ON THAT LADDER! AND LANNISTER THROWS A FIST INTO LIONCROSS! LIONCROSS BARELY ABLE TO HANG ON AT THE ANGLE HE’S ON! AND TIBERIUS THROWS A FIST AT LIONCROSS! LANNISTER THROWS A FOREARM AT LIONCROSS! THEY’RE BOTH DOUBLE TEAMING LIONCROSS! BUT LIONCROSS BAILS! HE LEAPS DOWN OFF THE LADDER AND STARTS TO PUSH IT!!! HE’S TRYING TO PUSH THE LADDER OVER, BUT LANNISTER CLIMBS DOWN TO KICK HIM IN THE HEAD! BUT THAT LEAVES TIBERIUS ALONE AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER! JONES LITERALLY HAS THE BRIEFCASE IN HIS CLUTCHES! AND LANNISTER DARTS BACK UP THE LADDER! JONES SWINGS THE BRIEFCASE AT LANNISTER’S HEAD! LANNISTER THROWS HIS FOREARM UP TO BLOCK IT! BUT LIONCROSS IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO SHOVE THE LADDER RIGHT OVER!!! HE TIPS IT…

Cherish: BUT JONES AND LANNISTER BOTH SHIFT THEIR WEIGHT TOWARD LIONCROSS, BRINGING THE LADDER BACK TO A VERTICAL STANCE! LANNISTER SWIPES THE BRIEFCASE OUT OF JONES HANDS! JONES THROWING A STIFF KICK UPWARDS AT LANNISTER’S RIBS! BUT LIONCROSS IS BACK AT IT! HE BARELY IS ABLE TO SHOVE THAT LADDER DOWN WITH THE ENERGY HE HAS LEFT! LANNISTER DESCENDS BACK DOWN CLOSE ENOUGH TO DRIVE A FEW KNEES INTO HIS HEAD! BUT LIONCROSS GRABS ONE OF LANNISTER’S LEGS! AND PULLS HIM RIGHT OFF THE LADDER!!!! LIONCROSS WITH THE PELE KICK!!!!! PELE KICK!!!!! LANNISTER IS THROWN INTO THE ROPES! LIONCROSS TAKES A NASTY FALL, BUT DOESN’T HESITATE TO GET BACK UP! JONES STILL TRYING TO CATCH THE WILDLY SWINGING BRIEFCASE… AND LIONCROSS IS UP HERE NOW! LIONCROSS IN A FLASH IS AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER! AND HE THROWS THE BRIEFCASE BACKWARDS AS IT SWINGS TOWARDS HIM! AND DRIVES A HARD RIGHT HAND INTO JONES! JONES HAS TO BE FRUSTRATED! HE’S NEARLY HAD THE BRIEFCASE SO MANY TIMES NOW! JONES REACHES BACK WITH HIS PALMS… LIONCROSS REACHING UP TO CATCH THE BRIEFCASE AS IT SWINGS BY!!! KAMEHAMEHAAA!!!!! THE KAMEHAMEHAAAA DOUBLE OPEN PALMED THRUST STRIKE INTO LIONCROSS’ CHEST! HE’S KNOCKED OFF THE LADDER!!!!…

Pierre McGuire: AND LANNISTER CATCHES LIONCROSS WITH A SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW VERY EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FEUR FREI!!!!!! LIONCROSS IS OUT COLD AS HIS BODY SLUMPS AGAINST THE LADDER! LANNISTER STEPS OVER HIM AND CLIMBS! BUT IT’S OVER! TIBERIUS JONES HAS THE BRIEFCASE AND HE UNHOOKS IT!!!… WAIT, LANNISTER DROPS DOWN AND PULLS THE LADDER BACK TOWARDS HIM SO TIBERIUS LOSES THE GRIP OF THE BRIEFCASE JUST AS HE ABOUT UNHOOKED IT! LANNISTER POWERS THE LADDER BACK INTO THE MIDDLE WITH JONES STILL ON IT! JONES HOLDS ON! AND LANNISTER MAKES THE CLIMB UPWARDS! TIBERIUS JONES HAS NOT LEFT THE TOP OF THAT LADDER! HIS DETERMINATION TO WIN IS UNREAL! NOW TIBERIUS AND LANNISTER EXCHANGE BLOWS ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER! NONSTOP! FIST AFTER FIST! FOREARM AFTER FOREARM! SOMETHING HAS TO GIVE…. JONES CATCHES LANNISTER’S ARM! AND SLAMS IT INTO THE TOP PART OF THE LADDER OVER AND OVER! HE’S TRYING TO LITERALLY BREAK LANNISTER’S ARM! HE’S TRYING TO SNAP IT IN HALF! BUT LANNISTER USES HIS FREE ARM TO UPPERCUT JONES IN THE THROAT! JONES TAKES A NASTY UPPERCUT TO THE THROAT! Lannister retracts his arm, I think it could be injured… Lannister takes a moment to recover here!

Cherish: BUT JONES SPRAYS LANNISTER IN THE FACE WITH THE YELLOW DRAGON BREATH!!!! YELLOW DRAGON BREATH THAT PARALYZES!!!!… BUT LANNISTER USES THE BRIEFCASE TO BLOCK THE DRAGON BREATH AND NAILS JONES IN THE HEAD WITH IT! ONCE! TWICE! THREE TIMES! FOUR TIMES! FIVE TIMES! JONES IS TEETERING! HE REFUSES TO FALL! HE REACHES UP AND HOLDS ONTO THE BRIEFCASE!!!… LANNISTER SADISTICALLY SMILING, LOOKING JONES IN THE EYES… FEUER FREI!!! FEUER FREI ON TOP OF THE LADDER AND JONES COLLAPSES TO THE COLD HARD CANVAS BELOW!!!! LIONCROSS IS UP!!!! LIONCROSS IS UP! HE’S CLIMBING UP THE LADDER NOW!!! BUT IT’S TOO LATE!!! LANNISTER UNHOOKS THE BRIEFCASE AND WINS THE THE MATCH! IT’S OVER!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“The Eagle Has Landed” by Avatar blares throughout the entire arena, as the fans explode with mixed reactions, Lannister raises the Cash in the Vault briefcase high into the air.)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and the NEWWWWW… CASH IN THE VAULT HOLDER!!!!… LANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNISSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Pierre McGuire: HE DID IT! HE DID IT! LANNISTER ACTUALLY DID IT! HE WON THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE AWAY FROM LIONCROSS! AND HE’S NOW GOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO REDEEM THE REIGN THAT WE DON’T TALK ABOUT! MY MONSTROUS EAGLE LOVER HAS SOARED RIGHT INTO VICTORY!!!! WHAT AN ABSOLUTE HUGE WIN FOR LANNISTER! I WANT TO SAY ALMOST BIGGER THAN HIM BECOMING KING!

Cherish: THIS MATCH WAS ON FIRE! I WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT THE ENTIRE TIME! I SIMPLY COULD NOT PREDICT THE WINNER AT ALL! LANNISTER SERIOUSLY SHOCKED THE WORLD TONIGHT! TIBERIUS JONES LITERALLY HAD THAT BRIEFCASE SO CLOSE, SO MANY TIMES… BUT IN THE END, LANNISTER POWERED THROUGH IT AND WON THE ENTIRE MATCH! CONGRATULATIONS!

(The camera fixates itself on Lannister still sitting on top of the ladder, raising the Cash in the Vault briefcase in the air by the handle, while it pans down to a devastated Lioncross, slouched in the corner, looking up with disappointment, then medical staff checking on Tiberius Jones, before the camera fades elsewhere.)

( The instrumental to “Starboy” by The Weeknd plays as the King of Elite 2017 commercial plays, including this graphic http://i.imgur.com/emb4bpd.png )

( Find out who will become the next King of the realm of as EAW presents KING OF ELITE, LIVE from the Royal Arena in Copenhagen, Denmark on January 28th, 2017! Bids for VIP seating available on Backpage.com/EAW )

(A video package plays, recapping the feud between Drake Jaeger and TLA for the InterWire Championship)

(Camera transitions back to Lucas Oil Stadium as the crowd begins to stir, awaiting the competitors)

(“The Final Boss” by contRoVersy plays all throughout the Stadium as Drake Jaeger – dressed in dark boots, dark tights, and a dark jacket – is brought out on a royal litter carried by the visibly struggling girls of The Harem as Drake sits stoically atop it)

Stew: You’ve gotta be kidding me…

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall…. IT IS A LUMBERJACK MATCH AND IT IS FOR THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!….. First, the challenger…. Making his way towards the ring, accompanied by The Harem!…. Hailing from Japantown, Vancouver, British Columbia!…. He weighed in tonight at 203 Pounds!…. HE IS “THE FINAL BOSS”…..

(Drake comes alive atop the litter, getting to his feet and pointing towards the the ring with a gun hand gesture)

Announcer: DRAKE JAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!….

Mercer: I love it! How can you not love this guy, Stew? He’s everything a Champion should be, and that’s why I’ve got no doubts he’s walking out of Indianapolis tonight with that InterWire Title around his waist! Just look at these beautiful women desperately trying to not kill themselves carrying him out here! That’s love! That’s dedication!

Stew: Hmm, there may still be a spot or two open in Drake’s “Harem”, Jake, maybe you should apply…

Mercer: Shut up, Stew!

(“Ambitionz az a Ridah” by Tupac plays all throughout the Stadium as a purple lowrider with green flames painted on the front rides out to the side of the stage, with TLA behind the wheel and the women of The Poon Palace seated all over it while the crowd cheers)

Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way towards the ring, accompanied by the women of The Poon Palace!…. Hailing from The Poon Palace in Miami, Florida!…. He weighed in tonight at 220 Pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION….

(TLA stops the lowrider and proudly stands up out of his seat to take in the cheers of the crowd, revealing his black, red, and yellow-colored tights with the InterWire Championship around his waist)

Announcer: THIS IS T! L!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!….

Stew: I’ll go on record and state I absolutely do NOT condone really any of the activities this man, TLA, takes part in, but you really can’t deny that he’s one of the best talents in EAW period, not just on the Dynasty brand. His personality is every bit as infectious as his wrestling is, and he’s proven to be a one heck of an InterWire Champion since winning it back from The Mexican Samurai at Pain For Pride 9.

Mercer (mocking voice): Hmm, there may still be a spot open in TLA’s “Poon Palace”, Stew, maybe you should apply…

Stew: I don’t think I’m quite pretty enough for that, unfortunately. Nonetheless, this is a rivalry that started back in October and has since become much more personal than expected as both men’s women have somewhat become a centerpiece to their hate for each other.

(“Ambitionz az a Ridah” fades out as TLA enters the ring while The Harem occupies two sides of the ring on the outside and the women of The Poon Palace occupy the other two sides while Drake and TLA stare down with one another. The Referee takes the InterWire Title away from TLA, showing it to both competitors and the crowd before handing it off to a crew worker at ringside and calling for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: This contest is officially underway as both TLA and Drake immediately circle the ring, both potentially looking to make the first move… The girls of The Harem and The Poon Palace all loudly cheering on their respective guy as Drake and TLA finally go in for a collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring! Both men jocking for position here, but it looks like TLA may be taking control as he starts backing up Drake into the ropes… Drake manages to completely turn it around as he gets TLA up against the ropes, still in the tie up!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!

Mercer: Drake breaks at three, putting up both hands… Drake with a slap! No–He stops himself and instead toys with TLA as he pats the chest of his opponent and backs away… TLA STEPS FORWARD WITH A LOUD SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF DRAKE JAEGER IN RESPONSE! TLA IMMEDIATELY RUSHES IN TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SHOCKED DRAKE, CATCHING HIM WITH A SCHOOLBOY ROLL UP!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!

Stew: Drake kicks out right at one as both men race back to their feet! A pissed off Drake swings with a big right hand, but TLA COUNTERS INTO A CRUCIFIX PIN, BRINGING DRAKE’S SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!

Mercer: Drake once again kicks out of it, looking more and more flustered as he and TLA once again rush back to their feet! Drake goes in without thinking and gets quickly caught with a big hip toss from TLA! Drake immediately gets back to his feet, only to get caught with another hip toss! He’s in trouble here! Drake’s back up once more, throwing a blunt, closed-fist shot! It’s caught by TLA, who immediately weaves under to wrench the arm of the challenger! Drake’s in pain as TLA just YANKS on that twisted arm! He could be looking to dislocate it! Drake’s doing all he can to get out of this, but TLA seems to have other plans as he immediately rushes up the nearby corner, walking along the top rope! TLA LEAPS OFF, SENDING DRAKE FLYING ACROSS THE RING WITH A BEAUTIFUL ARMDRAG!

Stew: A damaged Drake Jaeger scurries into the nearby corner as TLA is already back on his feet, dropping to one knee and playing to the crowd here in Indianapolis while they cheer him on! Drake looks FURIOUS! Drake pulls himself up in the corner, stepping forward nonchalantly as a confident TLA seems to be doing all he can to get under his opponent’s skin, now saying something I didn’t quite catch… Drake doesn’t seem to mind, stepping up–HE SPITS IN THE FACE OF TLA! What a showing of disrespect from the challenger! Drake laughs as his Harem cheers him on from the outside while TLA wipes the spit off of his face… DRAKE WASTES NO MORE TIME AS HE RUSHES IN! DEVIL TRIGGER!!!!

Mercer: NOBODY’S HOME AS TLA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! DRAKE QUICKLY TURNS AROUND! SWAG SHOT!!! TLA with an EMPHATIC Pimp Slap to the face of Drake Jaeger, now catching both arms of Drake from behind! PANTHERPLEX!!! Drake doesn’t let him get it as he gets one arm free and uses it to NAIL TLA with an elbow to the side of the skull! Drake gets the other arm free and immediately goes with a standing switch! TLA’s fighting whatever it is Drake was looking for! Drake sends the Champion off, into the ropes! DRAKE RUSHES IN RIGHT AFTER HIM! TLA SEES IT COMING AS HE SENDS DRAKE UP AND OVER, CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOMEN OF THE POON PALACE!

Stew: All of TLA’s women look on as a hurt, livid Drake Jaeger climbs back to his feet on the outside, pushing them away from him! Something tells me he’s a man not afraid to strike a woman! LOOK OUT–TLA SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF OVER FOR A FLYING CROSSBODY ONTO DRAKE!! The InterWire Champion is in full control here as he gets back to his feet on the outside while his women cheer him on all around him! He clutches the hair of Drake, dragging him up! TLA drives Drake spine-first into the nearby ring apron! There’s a shot to the face! Another! TLA WITH A HARD KNIFE-EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF DRAKE! That’ll leave a mark! TLA grabs Drake and sends him rolling back into the ring! TLA’s got that familiar smile on his face! He’s dominating and he knows it! TLA kisses one of his girls before nonchalantly getting up to the apron and entering the ring through the ropes!

Mercer: This guy has no respect at all for this match! Drake’s still in pain, only up to his knees in the ring before TLA grabs a hold of him, pulling him up.. HE PULLS DRAKE IN! HE WANTS TO END THIS RIGHT HERE AND NOW! MEXICAN DESTROYER!!!! DRAKE KNOWS IT’S COMING AS HE GETS OUT OF IT BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE AND SCRAMBLES TO GET TO THE OUTSIDE WITH HIS HAREM!

The Harem: DRAKE-SAMA! DRAKE-SAMA!

Drake (no mic): SHUT UP!

Stew: I think Drake can feel this contest slipping through his fingers here, he’s looking more and more flustered… INCOMING! DRAKE RUSHES OUT OF THE WAY AS TLA COMES IN WITH A TIGER FEINT KICK! TLA playing games with the challenger! Drake kicks the steps out of anger, visibly frustrated! Drake knows he has no choice but to get back in, but he does it cautiously – demanding the Referee make sure TLA remains back… Drake finally steps back into the ring as a confident TLA looks on… Drake seems to have regained his composure, I think maybe he–HE EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER?! TLA SEES IT COMING A MILE AWAY AS HE GREETS THE INCOMING DRAKE WITH A BIG BOOT! NOBODY’S HOME AS DRAKE SLIDES UNDER TLA, GETTING TO HIS FEET AND CATCHING TLA FROM BEHIND, CLAWING AT THE EYES OF THE CHAMPION!! COME ON!

Mercer: TLA swings with an elbow, but Drake evades it as he backs into the nearby corner! The damage may already be done! TLA’s temporarily blinded as Drake explodes out of the corner once more! TLA swings, but his impaired vision stops it from connecting as Drake once again eases right passed him! HE’S GOT TLA FROM BEHIND! ROCK THE DRAGON SUPLEX CONNECTS! AN EMPHATIC SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX FROM THE CHALLENGER THERE! Drake may be on his way to turning the tide fully in this match! He’s got TLA exactly where he wants him! The Champion is on the ropes as Drake pulls TLA up again… A SECOND BIG ROCK THE DRAGON SUPLEX CONNECTS!!

Stew: I don’t like how he find an opening at all, but nonetheless, Drake Jaeger is finally in a position of power in this InterWire Championship contest… He drags TLA up once more, looking for the third and final suplex! TLA’s still alive – he doesn’t want to let his momentum get completely destroyed here as he fights back! He’s desperately looking for an elbow to the skull of Drake from this Dragon Suplex position! TLA refuses to die here! DRAKE FORCES HIM FORWARD AND SENDS TLA CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH THE ROPES! TLA lands smack dab in the middle of The Harem as Drake’s girls look down at the damaged Champion! Drake now giving them commands!

Drake (no mic): STOMP HIM! STAB HIM! DO SOMETHING!

Mercer: I appreciate the effort from Drake, but I really don’t think these girls are exactly the type to beat a man to death, even if they had any clue what Drake is saying…

Drake (no mic): GODDAMN IT! I’LL SHOW YOU!

Stew: Drake exits to the outside, apparently looking to set an example for his girls as he immediately starts stomping away at the still downed TLA! The Champion is in a bad way here! Drake drags TLA up, clutching him by the hair as he does it… AND A BIG IRISH WHIP SENDS TLA CRASHING HARD INTO THE BARRICADE NEAR THE STEPS!

Referee: ONE!!……….. TWO!!…………

Mercer: The Ref’s started his count as Drake continues to attempt to teach The Harem his ways… DRAKE BARRELS STRAIGHT FOR TLA AGAINST THAT BARRICADE! TLA GETS A BOOT UP, CONNECTING WITH THE JAW OF THE INCOMING DRAKE JAEGER! DRAKE’S REELING! TLA FORCES HIMSELF FORWARD, CHARGING! GAE BOLG!!! DRAKE JAEGER NEARLY BREAKS TLA IN HALF WITH AN EMPHATIC SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE!! HE GRABS THE HEAD OF TLA, IMMEDIATELY SLAMMING IT REPEATEDLY AGAINST THE MAT!! DRAKE NOW JUST LAYING INTO THE CHAMPION WITH HARD SHOTS! DRAKE LOOKS AS THOUGH HE’S SNAPPED! He would love nothing more than to put TLA on the shelf along with taking the InterWire Title! Drake climbs back to his feet and rolls back into the ring before rolling right back out to break the Referee’s count… Drake seems to have something big in mind… He pulls the top of those steps off! I like where this is going!

Stew: Drake’s going too far here! He grabs a hold of TLA, pulling him up! HE’S BRINGING HIM UP ON THE BOTTOM OF THOSE STEPS! DRAKE PICKS TLA UP IN A TOMBSTONE POSITION!!! SOMEBODY STOP HIM! TLA’S FIGHTING IT! HE’S FIGHTING IT! TLA REVERSES IT AS HE LANDS ON HIS FEET ON THE MAT WITH DRAKE ON HIS SHOULDER! TLA RUSHES FORWARD!! HE LAWNDARTS DRAKE JAEGER STRAIGHT INTO THE FRONT ROW AS THE FANS SCATTER!!! DRAKE IS SENT CRASHING RIGHT INTO THE EMPTY SEATS OF THE FANS!! TLA MAY HAVE JUST TAKEN BACK CONTROL! HE’S FEELING IT! THIS INDIANAPOLIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET! TLA rolls back into the ring and back out to stop the Official’s count before making his way to the barricade where a damaged Drake Jaeger struggles to pull himself up! TLA reaches over, grabbing Drake from behind by his hair! TLA pulls Drake around to him and NAILS him with a hard shot! He drives Drake’s face into the top of the barricade!

Mercer: He’s not finished yet! TLA’s got something big of his own in mind here as he climbs up on the barricade, grabbing Drake! HE’S PULLING HIM UP FOR A SUPLEX!! TLA WITH IMPRESSIVE STRENGTH HERE AS HE LIFTS DRAKE JAEGER UP FROM THE FLOOR AND INTO A SUPLEX POSITION ATOP THAT BARRICADE!! DRAKE WITH A KNEE TO THE SKULL OF TLA! ANOTHER KNEE! Drake drops to his feet on the barricade! He nails TLA with a hard shot! Another! Another! TLA FIGHTS BACK WITH A LOUD FOREARM TO THE FACE OF DRAKE! A BIG RIGHT HAND CONNECTS! BOTH MEN FIGHTING FOR CONTROL ON TOP OF THIS BARRICADE! DRAKE WITH A SHOT! MANDIBLE CLAW!!! TLA WITH THE PANTHER PAIN ON DRAKE!!! DRAKE IS FADING! TLA BREAKS THE HOLD! HE LEAPS TO THE SHOULDERS OF DRAKE?! HURRICANRANA!!! A BIG HURRICANRANA SENDS DRAKE CRASHING HARD TO THE MAT!!

Stew: TLA IS IN FULL CONTROL ONCE MORE IN THIS CONTEST AS HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, DRAGGING DRAKE UP! HE SENDS THE CHALLENGER ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING, SLIDING IN IMMEDIATELY TO HOOK THE LEG AND FINISH THIS MATCH!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!

Mercer: DRAKE KICKS OUT! He’s not done yet! TLA knows he’s gotta end this! He’s gotta keep on the attack if he wants to walk out of here still the InterWire Champion! TLA once again clutches the hair of Drake, pulling him up! DRAKE GETS OUT OF TLA’S GRASP! YAMCHA’D!!! IT’S CAUGHT! THE SUPERKICK IS CAUGHT AS TLA IMMEDIATELY COUNTERS IT WITH A DRAGON SCREW LEGWHIP!! DRAKE WRITHES IN PAIN ON THE CANVAS, CLUTCHING THAT LEG AS HE STRUGGLES TO GET BACK UP! This is looking bad! Very, very bad for the challenger! He’s gotta do something!

Stew: His luck may have ran out! TLA’s looking for the potential end as he stalks Drake! Drake clutches the ropes to pull himself up! TLA RUSHES IN! YOU’RE DONE!!! NO–DRAKE STOPS THE ZIG ZAG AS HE CLUTCHES THE ROPES! TLA DROPS TO THE CANVAS, BUT QUICKLY SCRAMBLES BACK UP! DRAKE EXPLODES OFF THE ROPES! YAMCHA’D!!! IT’S SUCCESSFUL THIS TIME AS TLA GOES BACKPEDALING INTO THE NEARBY CORNER! DRAKE’S FEELING IT! HIS EYES ARE WIDE! THE ONLY PRESENT HE WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP, AND HE HAS A CHANCE TO MAKE IT COME TRUE! DRAKE COMES CHARGING IN! A BIG RUNNING CORNER DROPKICK CONNECTS INTO TLA! DRAKE RUSHES BACK TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND RIGHT BACK! A SECOND RUNNING CORNER DROPKICK CONNECTS! DRAKE’S LOOKING FOR THE GOLGO 13 AS HE GOES BACK TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND CHARGING BACK! TLA FORCES HIMSELF OUT OF THE CORNER TO MEET DRAKE IN THE MIDDLE FOR A LARIAT! NOBODY’S HOME AS DRAKE DUCKS IT! HE’S GOT TLA FROM BEHIND! ROCK THE DRAGON SUPLEX! TLA WITH AN ELBOW! ANOTHER! TLA ESCAPES!

Mercer: TLA TURNS AROUND TO MEET A BACKHAND CHOP FROM DRAKE! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! FOREARM SMASH! HEADBUTT! ANOTHER HEADBUTT! DRAKE’S LOOKING FOR JUSTICE EXECUTION AS HE FINISHES IT OFF WITH A LARIAT!! TLA DUCKS IT! DRAKE TURNS AROUND! CARTEL KICK!!! A BEAUTIFUL PELE KICK FROM TLA AS HE COVERS DRAKE!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!

Stew: DRAKE STILL KICKS OUT! HE’S STILL IN THIS! TLA WANTS TO FINISH IT OFF HERE! He drags Drake immediately towards the nearest corner! TLA has absolutely dominated this contest! He wants to finally finish it off! TLA ascends the corner! HE’S ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, HE’S PERCHED! BURNOUT!!!! NO–DRAKE MANAGES TO ROLL TO THE OUTSIDE BEFORE TLA CAN GO FOR IT! A SMART MOVE ON DRAKE’S PART! He rolled out to the safety of his Harem! HOLD ON! TLA ISN’T LETTING HIM OFF THAT EASY! TLA LEAPS TO THE OUTSIDE!!

Mercer: DRAKE PULLS ONE OF HIS GIRLS INTO THE WAY AS TLA CRASHES ONTO HER!!

Stew: MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN?! TLA REALIZES HE JUST LANDED ON ONE OF DRAKE’S HAREM GIRLS! DRAKE FROM BEHIND WITH A SERIES OF FOREARMS AND CLUBBING BLOWS TO TLA! HE PULLS TLA IN! HE’S GOT HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! LOOK OUT!! POWERBOMB!!! DRAKE WITH A RELEASE POWERBOMB INTO THE CHAIRS OF THE FRONT ROW FANS AS PAYBACK FOR EARLIER!!! WHAT A MOVE! DRAKE’S LAUGHING! HE’S ACTUALLY LAUGHING ABOUT THIS! ABOUT SACRIFICING ONE OF HIS OWN GIRLS JUST TO GET THE UPPERHAND! Drake rolls back into the ring, but he doesn’t look finished! He… Oh no… I don’t like where this is headed… Drake clutches the top rope, looking at a damaged TLA in the front row… Come on, Drake… WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING AS DRAKE LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE–

Mercer: SUICIDE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA!!!! THE BEAUTIFUL FLYING ROSE ATTACK CONNECTS AS DRAKE LITERALLY FLIES OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO TLA IN THE FRONT ROW!!! THESE FANS ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS! BOTH MEN ARE IN PAIN AFTER THAT ONE, BUT DRAKE’S DEFINITELY THE ONLY ONE STILL ACTUALLY MOVING! HE’S FORCING HIS WAY BACK UP!

(A replay is shown of Drake Jaeger hitting a Suicide Somersault Plancha on TLA from the top rope to the front row)

Stew: Unbelievable move there from the self-proclaimed “Final Boss” as he drags both himself and TLA up, hoping to get back in the ring before the Official’s 10 count…

Referee: FIVE!!………. SIX!!…………

Mercer: Drake drops TLA over the barricade before climbing over as well… He tells the Harem to get TLA into the ring, and it looks like they’ll comply as they drag the Champion up and send him rolling back in! The women of the Poon Palace look understandably concerned for their man! DRAKE ROLLS IN AND QUICKLY HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF TLA!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!……

Stew: TLA KICKS OUT! IT’S NOT ENOUGH TO KEEP THE CHAMPION DOWN! A frustrated Drake smacks the canvas, cussing out the Referee! He thought he had it there! Drake isn’t giving up yet, looking to potentially finish this as he climbs back to his feet, making his way towards the corner… Drake climbs up to the top turnbuckle, hoping to finish this, but TLA’s climbing back to his feet! TLA still showing signs of life! The Referee checks on him as Drake gets ready to fly! TLA PUSHES THE REFEREE INTO THE ROPES?! THE REFEREE HITS THE ROPES AS DRAKE LOSES HIS BALANCE AND DROPS GROIN-FIRST ON THE TURNBUCKLE!! TLA WITH SOME TRICKS OF HIS OWN IN THIS! HE’S GOT TIME TO RECUPERATE AS A DAMAGED DRAKE STRUGGLES TO GET BACK INTO THIS! HE’S GOTTA DO SOMETHING AND SOON! HE’S PULLING HIMSELF BACK UP… TLA BURSTS FORWARD, RUSHING UP THERE WITH DRAKE!

Mercer: BELLY TO BELLY SUPERPLEX!!! A HUGE SUPERPLEX CONNECTS ON DRAKE JAEGER AS HE COMES CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! TLA WANTS TO FINISH THIS OFF! HE WANTS TO END IT! HE CRAWLS OVER TO DRAKE, GRABBING BOTH LEGS! TLA CLIMBS BACK TO HIS FEET, LOOKING FOR SOMETHING!! AR15!!! HE’S GOT THAT LASSO FROM EL PASO LOCKED IN ON DRAKE!!! DRAKE JAEGER IS DESPERATE! HE’S IN PAIN!! HE’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO!! TLA WOULD LOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO MAKE DRAKE TAP OUT HERE TONIGHT AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION!! WHAT A WIN THIS WOULD BE! DRAKE IS DESPERATELY, DESPERATELY CLAWING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES!! TLA APPLIES MORE AND MORE PRESSURE WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND!! THE CHALLENGER MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO JUST TAP!! COME ON, DRAKE! HE’S CLOSE! HE’S SO CLOSE TO THE ROPES! REACH! REACH!

Stew: DRAKE CLUTCHES THE BOTTOM ROPE! TLA’S IMMEDIATELY DRAGGING HIM AWAY FROM IT!! NO–DRAKE REACHES BEYOND THE ROPE BEFORE TLA CAN DRAG HIM AWAY! HE JUST GRABBED THE HAIR OF ONE OF TLA’S GIRLS?! TLA’S PULLING DRAG BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, BUT DRAKE’S DRAGGING ONE OF TLA’S GIRLS WITH HIM INTO THE RING!! THE REFEREE’S YELLING AT DRAKE, TELLING HER TO LET GO OF HIM! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN?! TLA realizes what’s going on as he breaks the AR15 as the crying woman is let back to the outside while the Referee and TLA check on her! A desperate, damaged Drake Jaeger crawls over to his Harem’s side of the ring, reaching out… One of the girls–Drake pulls her towards him! He puts his hand in her bra?! HE JUST PULLED OUT SOMETHING! BRASS KNUCKLES?! HE LITERALLY HAS WEAPONS ON HIS GIRLS?!

Mercer: The girl certainly doesn’t seem to mind as Drake gets those brass knuckles! TLA and the Referee still checking on his hurt Poon Palace girl! Drake pulls himself up! TLA realizes Drake is getting back up as he turns around! DRAKE RUSHES FORWARD WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES!!!!

Stew: TLA SEES IT COMING AS HE NAILS DRAKE WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! THE BRASS KNUCKLES GO FLYING AS TLA PULLS DRAKE IN TO FINISH THIS!! MEXICAN DESTROYER!!!! NO–DRAKE PICKS TLA UP OUT OF IT!! HE SENDS TLA CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE ONTO HIS OWN POON PALACE WOMEN WITH A MODIFIED SNAKE EYES!!! DRAKE IS STILL ALIVE IN THIS! HE’S NOT FINISHED YET! A desperate Drake Jaeger slowly climbs back to his feet as the Referee checks on the girls TLA just landed on! Drake now… He’s got a wicked look in his eyes… I don’t think I like this… He’s watching TLA on the outside…

Mercer: DRAKE IS GETTING READY! TLA’S UP AS DRAKE COMES CHARGING!!! GODSPEED INTO TLA AND THE POON PALACE WOMEN!!! NO–TLA STOPS IT DEAD IN ITS TRACKS WITH AN EMPHATIC FOREARM TO THE FACE OF THE INCOMING DRAKE!! A FURIOUS TLA NOW LAYING INTO DRAKE WITH MULTIPLE SHOTS! HE PULLS DRAKE OUT FROM THE ROPES AND INTO A SUPLEX POSITION!! BRAINBUSTER!!! A BIG BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS TO THE MAT ON THE OUTSIDE!! TLA ISN’T FINISHED YET! HE PULLS DRAKE UP, HOOKING BOTH ARMS FROM BEHIND! HE’S GOT HIM IN POSITION FOR THE PANTHERPLEX!

Stew: Hold on! He’s not doing it just yet! He’s telling his girls something! ONE WOMAN SLAPS DRAKE ACROSS THE FACE?! ANOTHER SLAPS DRAKE! ANOTHER! ANOTHER!! ALL OF TLA’S WOMEN ARE SLAPPING A DEFENSELESS DRAKE ACROSS THE FACE!! LITERALLY EVERY WOMAN SLAPS DRAKE ACROSS THE FACE!! PANTHERPLEX!!! IT CONNECTS!! TLA IS ON FIRE! HE WANTS TO END THIS! THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET FOR HIM AS HE DRAGS DRAKE JAEGER UP! HE SENDS DRAKE ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING! TLA WANTS TO END IT ONCE AND FOR ALL AS HE ASCENDS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HE’S UP! HE’S PERCHED! BURNOUT!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!

Mercer: NO–DRAKE GOT BOTH KNEES UP!! BOTH KNEES UP FROM DRAKE TO COUNTER THE CORKSCREW 360 SENTON!! TLA IS IN PAIN! HE’S DOING ALL HE CAN TO GET UP AS DRAKE GRABS THE NEARBY ROPES TO HELP HIM!! TLA’S UP ON HIS KNEES–DEVIL TRIGGER!!!! DRAKE JAEGER FORCES HIMSELF UP TO NAIL AN UNSUSPECTING TLA WITH THAT BICYCLE KNEE TO THE SKULL!!! DRAKE COVERS HIM!! HE’S GOT IT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!……… THREE!

Stew: TLA KICKS OUT!! HE KICKS OUT!! THE CHAMPION IS STILL GOING! HE REFUSES TO LOSE! DRAKE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE’S STUNNED! HE THOUGHT THAT WAS IT! A damaged TLA grabs the ropes to help himself as Drake climbs back to his feet! Drake cussing at TLA! He wants him to stay down, but TLA REFUSES! Drake’s still visibly hurt! He needs to do something and fast!

(Drake does a gun hand gesture at TLA)

Mercer: Shades of Hexa-gun! DRAKE CHARGES INTO THE OPPOSITE ROPES, HEADED STRAIGHT FOR TLA!! INCOMING!! DEVIL TRIGGER!!!! TLA FORCES HIMSELF UP AS HE NAILS THE INCOMING DRAKE WITH A HUGE LARIAT OUT OF NOWHERE!! HE’S NOT DONE YET! HE’S NOT FINISHED! TLA’S STILL GOING AS HE GETS HIMSELF FIRED UP! TLA GRABS THE DAMAGED DRAKE, PULLING HIM UP! NO–DRAKE GRABS THE TIGHTS OF TLA! HE PULLS TLA FACE-FIRST INTO THE NEARBY MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! TLA’S GOTTA GET UP! DRAKE’S FORCING HIMSELF UP WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT! HE CHARGES FORWARD!! DEVIL TRIGGER!!!! A SECOND DEVIL TRIGGER CONNECTS AS DRAKE PULLS TLA UP IN THE CORNER!! HE PULLS HIM IN!! TLA’S GRABBING THE ROPES IN FRONT OF HIM! HE’S DESPERATE! DRAKE’S TRYING TO PULL HIM AWAY!

Stew: TLA THROWS HIS HEAD BACK INTO THE FACE OF DRAKE! AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF DRAKE! TLA WITH A STANDING SWITCH!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE PANTHERPLEX!! DRAKE GRABS THE SHIRT OF THE NEARBY REFEREE! HE DOESN’T WANT TO LET THAT PANTHERPLEX CONNECT!! THE REF IS TRYING TO GET DRAKE OFF! DRAKE SWINGS A LEG BACK INTO THE GROIN OF TLA?!! A KICK TO THE GROIN OF TLA AS THE REF COULDN’T SEE IT! DRAKE WITH A STANDING SWITCH!! NOBLE PHANTASM!!!! NOBLE PHANTASM CONNECTS AS TLA IS PLANTED INTO THE CANVAS!! DAMN IT! NOT LIKE THIS! DRAKE ROLLS TLA OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mercer: YES!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Final Boss” by contRoVersy plays all throughout Lucas Oil Stadium as The Harem all rush in to celebrate with a battered and exhausted Drake Jaeger)

Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL…. AND NNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION…. DRAKE JAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGEEEEERRRRR!!!!!

Mercer: He did it! He did it! By hook or by crook, Drake Jaeger has done it! He did exactly what he said he would! He’s the NEW InterWire Champion!

Stew: Come on! How can you call that a win?! Not only did he cheat multiple times over the course of that match, but clearly threw a leg back into the groin of TLA at the end! That’s not a win in my book by any means!

Mercer: That’s the best part, Stew, nobody cares about YOUR book! All that matters is the Referee didn’t see anything! Drake Jaeger is the InterWire Champion whether you like it or not! Look at his Harem, Stew! Look how happy they are!

(The Harem helps Drake Jaeger back to his feet as he’s handed the InterWire Championship by the Referee)

Stew: Absolutely despicable…

Mercer: Call it what you want, Stew, but you’re gonna have to come to terms with the fact that THIS is your new InterWire Champion! The Final Boss! I love it! TLA did absolutely everything he could in this, but it just wasn’t enough! Congratulations to Drake Jaeger!

(The camera cuts backstage to Tomi Minns standing by at the interview booth.)

Tomi Minns: Hello ladies, gentlemen, and Aria what a great show we are having so far! Please welcome my guest at this time… she is my boss and the General Manager of Empire… CLEOPATRA!!!

(Cleopatra enters wearing a skin tight black leather attire as she fastens one of her studded black leather gloves to her hand and smiles for the camera.)

Minns: Cleopatra I would like to get your thoughts before your upcoming match with Azumi.

Cleopatra: My thoughts? Who the fuck do you think you are you little pedo bitch? You’re fired! Get the fuck out of my sight!

(Security appears to drag Minns away as Cleopatra leaves.)

(The camera cuts to Empire’s morally progressive female ring announcer standing by in the ring.)

MPFRA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Control in the Vault briefcase! I would also at this time like to remind you that control is a social construct invented by the patriarchy to hold down intelligent white women such as myself. Thank you and please keep this in mind as you witness this barbaric confrontation of violence which is yet another construct of the patriarchy.

(“ChiRaq” by Nicki Minaj hits!!!)

MPFRA: Introducing first… from Montreal, Canada SHE is the General Manager of Empire… CLEOPATRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAA!!!

(Cleopatra makes her way towards the ring looking all business as she receives a mixed reaction from the crowd. Empire’s morally progressive female ring announcer glares at the male fans in the audience who dare to boo her.)

MPFRA: Show some damn respect!

(Cleopatra puts her hand on the shoulder of Empire’s morally progressive female ring announcer and shakes her head. This appears to calm her down as Cleo goes to her corner and begins to stretch.)

Starr: Well Cleopatra is looking to save Empire here tonight by taking on the one woman who she perceives as a threat to her reign. That is the holder of Control in the Vault… Azumi Goto!

SG1: Cleopatra is so corrupt and I am tired of her nice girl act. She thinks that she can earn back our respect by firing trash like Minns? I don’t buy it at all she is complete trash and it’s time for Azumi to take her out to the dumpster!

(“Evolution” by Girugamesh hits!!!)

MPFRA: Introducing HER opponent from Okinawa, Japan SHE is “The Cold-Blooded Predator” AZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMI GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTO!!!

(Azumi Goto appears on stage wearing a white cape with massive shoulder pads and a collar. Azumi is also wearing a massive golden helmet with horns as she appears on stage. Azumi makes her way slowly down to ringside.)

Starr: Azumi Goto hasn’t had a match in recent weeks but she sure has the hardest challenge of her career here tonight as she takes on an EAW Hall of Famer!

SG1: I sure hope Azumi puts her out of action permanently. She could not deserve it more after what she did to my personal idol Erica Ford!

(Azumi Goto slowly enters the ring as she removes her golden helmet to reveal red, white, and blue facepaint covering her entire face. The red and blue around her mouth has been painted to look like a giant smile but Azumi’s face conveys that she is all business here tonight.)

Starr: Azumi Goto looks like a psycho bitch and she is about to cut a ho!

SG1: She sure is Starr. Cleopatra gonna get the ass beating that her husband should have given her years ago!

(Empire’s morally progressive female ring announcer demands a male cameraman holds the ropes open for her as she leaves. The referee calls for the bell.)

DING! DING! DING!

Starr: We are underway as Cleopatra looks to lock up with Azumi Goto. WAIT NO! Azumi stepped out of the way so Cleo only groped the air.

SG1: That’s not the only thing she has groped tonight Starr.

Starr: Cleopatra looks pissed off and embarrassed as Azumi smiles deviously and walks around the ring. Cleopatra charges in flailing her arms at Azumi! Cleo strikes Azumi hard on the back of her neck knocking her back into the corner.

SG1: Cleo with a series of hard forearms to Azumi in the corner as she kicks hard at her gut trying to ground her. Kicks and punches repeatedly as Cleo grabs the hair of Azumi and mockingly tugs on it pushing her back and forth.

Starr: Cleo pulls Azumi up out of the corner and whips her across the ring. No! A reversal from Azumi sending Cleo into the corner. Azumi charges in with a clothesline… No! Cleo leaped over the arm of Azumi into the middle of the ring!

SG1: Such agility shown by the General Manager of Empire as Cleo goes for a clothesline of her own on Azumi! But Azumi leaps to the ground doing a somersault back up to her feet! Azumi glares tauntingly at Cleo who looks enraged.

Starr: Cleo mad as fuck as she screams at Azumi.

Cleo: THIS IS ALL MINE!!!!

SG1: But Azumi hauls off with a slap to the face of Cleopatra! Azumi spits on Cleo as she connects with a roundhouse kick to the skull! Azumi now battering Cleo with hard right hands as she rakes away at the eyes of Cleo!

Starr: Cleopatra spins off the ropes as she spits in the face of Azumi Goto! Such disrespeck!

SG1: The disrespeck continues as Cleo quickly rolls up Azumi from behind!!!

1!!!!!!!!!!!!

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starr: And a wildin’ kickout from Azumi! That was close! Cleopatra nearly stole this match like she steals two hours of my life every week!

SG1: Cleopatra tries to pick up Azumi… WAIT AZUMI GRABS THE LEG OF CLEO AND DROPS HER ON HER ASS!!

Starr: Cleopatra falling backwards as it looks like Azumi twisted Cleo’s ankle! Cleo struggles to get back up as Azumi runs off the ropes.

SG1: DROPKICK! Azumi with a falling dropkick connecting on the ankles of Cleo! Cleo now writhing in pain holding her ankles!!

Starr: Cleopatra slowly now tries to regain her footing by pulling herself up on the ropes but Azumi is too quick! Azumi goes in grabbing the leg of Cleopatra… Azumi with a hard elbow strike to the leg as Cleo screams and falls back down to the mat!

SG1: Azumi Goto looks like she has exposed Cleo’s weakness here tonight and she is going in! Cleo trying to pull herself back up on the ropes yet again but Azumi snatches her leg out from under her.

Starr: BUT CLEO PULLS AZUMI BACKWARDS THROUGH THE ROPES! CLEO FALLING THROUGH THE ROPES AND PULLING AZUMI WITH HER TO THE OUTSIDE!

SG1: Both ladies fall to the outside tumbling onto the floor. Both slowly now rising back up to their feet… But Azumi gets up first and quickly takes down Cleo with a chop block to the back of her ankle! Azumi picks up Cleo as she rams her head into the ring post.

Starr: Azumi whips Cleo towards the barricade but her ankle gives out! Cleo trips and goes head first into the barricade!

SG1: Azumi picks up Cleo as she slams her hard on the outside before rolling back into the ring. The referee beginning the count!

1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starr: Cleopatra starting to move on the outside! She is struggling to get back up to her feet!!

6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SG1: Cleo gets back up to her feet! Can she make it back in the ring?!?!?

8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starr: NO! CLEO’S LEG GIVES OUT AS SHE FALLS FLAT ON HER FACE ON THE OUTSIDE!

9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SG1: Cleo is going to be counted out! WAIT! AZUMI WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

Starr: AZUMI GOTO JUST DROPPED THE REFEREE WITH THE BLOODLUST KNEE KICK OUT OF NOWHERE!!!

SG1: What is Azumi doing?!?! She was about to win this match via count out!

Starr: Clearly Azumi did not want to win the match that way! She ain’t finished yo!

SG1: Azumi Goto rolls out of the ring as she drags Cleopatra around the ring by her blonde hair. Azumi laughs psychotically as she picks up Cleo and slams her hard on the steel ring steps!
Starr: Azumi now coming our way… Watch out!!!

SG1: Azumi shoving Starr out of the way as she grabs a steel chair and moves in on Cleopatra!!!
Starr: Azumi has snapped! She is about to do some real damage! She may end Cleo’s reign as General Manager right here tonight!!!

SG1: Azumi measures Cleo up on the ring steps as she goes in swinging for the fences with the steel chair!!!

Starr: NO! Cleo rolled out of the way! The chair ricocheted back and hit Azumi in the face!!!

SG1: WHAT AN EPIC FAIL!

Starr: Azumi failing harder than anyone I’ve seen for some time as Cleopatra slowly begins to regain her footing. Cleo eyes the steel chair next to Azumi’s unconscious body as she picks it up and throws it into the ring.

SG1: Cleo rolling Azumi back into the ring as she follows her in and grabs the steel chair. The crowd booing loudly as Cleo yells for them to shut up as she raises up the chair. Cleo slams the chair down hard on Azumi’s back!!!

Starr: Cleopatra really going to town with that steel chair as the referee is still down! Cleopatra busts the chair over Azumi’s skull as blood melds in with her face paint! Cleo is going to make Azumi suffer here tonight!!

SG1: Cleopatra grabs a turnbuckle padding on the lowest rope as she rips it off. Cleo then grabs Azumi’s head and forces her head down onto the unforgiving steel of the exposed turnbuckle! Cleo now grabbing the chair! She is gonna bash Azumi’s head in!

Starr: WAIT WHO IS THIS?!?!? SOMEONE WEARING A BLACK HOODIE JUST JUMPED INTO THE RING AND GRABBED THE CHAIR FROM CLEOPATRA! WHO THE HELL?!?

SG1: YES! SOMEONE FINALLY STANDING UP TO HER CORRUPTION!

Starr: Cleopatra is bewildered as the hooded figure rolls out of the ring with the chair and begins smashing it against the ring post. The hooded figure bashes the chair against the floor and the barricade wall!

SG1: This person is completely insane! I think we have a psycho fan jumping the barricade! Someone get security out here!

Starr: Cleopatra screaming at this person to give the chair back as they roll back into the ring and hands the chair to Cleo…

SG1: What the hell… They just gave it back to her?

Starr: Cleopatra looks as confused as us as she grabs the chair and looks at it. Cleo kisses the chair and licks Azumi’s blood off of it. What a psycho bitch!

SG1: The hooded figure then goes to leave the ring as Cleo grabs her hood from behind and pulls it down to reveal…

Starr: BAH GAWD IT’S LA DIVA! LA DIVA IS OUT HERE TONIGHT! WHAT IN THE HELL IS SHE DOING AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION?!?!?!?

SG1: La Diva looks at Cleopatra with a psychotic expression as she moves towards her.

La Diva: NOBODY KISS LA CHAIR BUT LA DIVA AT PAIN FOR PRIDE FPV!!!!
Starr: Cleopatra hauls off with a chair shot to La Diva knocking her over the ropes and out of the ring. La Diva came out here tonight to get revenge on La Chair after her heartbreaking betrayal this week on Empire! But it looks like La Diva still cares deeply for La Chair!!

SG1: It doesn’t matter now as security and a new official comes out to the ring to drag La Diva’s lifeless body up out of the ring. Cleopatra throws La Chair up over the ropes towards the ramp after La Diva. La Diva struggles against security to get her hands on La Chair but is drug away leaving La Chair lying alone on the entrance ramp.

Starr: Cleopatra now turns around to renew her focus on Azumi Goto. Azumi still laid out on the bottom turnbuckle as Cleo grabs her by the hair to pull her up.

SG1: AZUMI WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO CLEO’S FACE! AZUMI LIFTS CLEO UP OVER HER HEAD… AKI TO OBERAMASU CONNECTS! WHAT A DEVASTATING BRAINBUSTER OUT OF NOWHERE! THE COVER!!!

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DING! DING! DING!

MPFRA: Here is your winner SHE is still the holder of Control in the Vault… AZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMI GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTOOOOOOO!!!

(The crowd rises to their feet as Azumi Goto is presented the Control in the Vault briefcase from the referee. The male referee attempts to raise Azumi’s arm but Empire’s morally progressive female ring announcer steps in to raise Azumi’s arm herself.)

SG1: Well it wasn’t pretty but Azumi Goto has somehow managed to retain her briefcase here tonight! Azumi still has the power to create chaos on Empire for one night of her choosing.

Starr: Cleopatra has no choice now but to sit and wait and witness what Azumi Goto has in store for Empire…

(The camera cuts to a special promo for an upcoming Sheridan Mueller special on the EAW Network where she reviews what she considers to be the most “Meh” moments in the history of Empire.)

(Camera pans backstage where Flannery McCoy stands by Nasir Capitani with a microphone in her hand)

Nas: WHAT’S POPPIN THO?!

(The crowd roars in approval of Nasir Capitani’s catchphrase as Flannery smiles before continuing)

Flannery: Nas, I just wanted to ask, how prepared do you think you are for this Extreme Elimination Chamber? How far are you willing to go to ensure that you walk out as the new EAW Champion?

Nas: Honestly, Flannery, I don’t think there’s any way I could have prepared better or harder for a match than I am for tonight. I’m hyped. I’m full of adrenaline. At Territorial Invasion I was stripped of my moment by Aren Mstislav, but after dealing with all the BS with Carlos Rosso, all the corruption, tonight I can make the dreams that were taken from me a reality. There’s no length I won’t go to to make Nasir Capitani, EAW Champion a reality, but at the same time I’m sure the other guys in this match think the same thing. I may not be the most “physically imposing” wrestler around, but NOBODY has more guts than I do. And tonight the Eclipse Diemos’s, Y2Impact’s, and Nathan Fiora’s of the world are going to find out exactly what I mean by that.
Flannery: Nas, I just want to ask you one more thing. Some of your critics are saying that you don’t belong in this match. Some of them are saying that you haven’t earned your keep. How do you respond to that?

Nasir: “Some of my critics”? Why don’t you just come out and say it? You mean Y2Impact. Nathan Fiora may say that Impact isn’t “his EAW champion,” but I know that Impact’s the champion. For now. He’s said some pretty vicious and deranged things about me. He even disqualified himself and hit me with a Steel Chair. He may not think I deserve to be in the match, but after tonight he’s going to have only himself to thank for what happens when I prove exactly why I did.

(Nasir Capitani walks off the set as the camera fades)

(A video package of the past month’s Voltage events are shown on the titantron. Y2Impact winning the EAW Championship at Shock Value is first depicted, followed by Matt Miles interrupting Impact’s victory celebration on the next Voltage and taking him out, declaring he wasn’t done fighting for the championship. Nathan Fiora vs. Nasir Capitani from the same Voltage is then shown, with Fiora winning the match and earning entry into the Extreme Elimination Chamber then shown. Nasir Capitani’s disqualification victory is shown after Y2Impact’s voice can be heard saying “Nasir Capitani doesn’t deserve it.” Capitani is then shown on the next Voltage telling Impact he’s going to give him “a receipt.” Zack Crash is heard in the background touting his “Broken Enlightenment” and meeting with Nero Maxwell. Eclipse Diemos is then shown announced as the final entrant into the Extreme Elimination Chamber. The war of words the six men found themselves embroiled in throughout the work plays over the titantron before the camera pans to ringside. The Extreme Elimination Chamber is then shown descending to the ring)

Ring Announcer: The following match… IS AN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH AND IT IS FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIPPPPP!!!! The match will begin with two competitors and four others in individual pods. Every five minutes, a new elitist will be randomly selected to enter! The only way to win this match is for one of the final two competitors to eliminate the other by pinfall or submission!

(“Four Seasons Summer Presto” by Vivaldi hits as Zack Crash makes his way down the ramp carrying a shovel to cheers from the audience. “Damaged” Zack Crash appears to be talking at air as he walks down to the ring and into the chamber once the door opens, possibly Nero Maxwell)

Ring Announcer: From Charleston, West Virginia, weighing in at 225 pounds… “DAMAGED” ZACKKKK CRASHHHHH!!!!!!!

Kawajai: That’s the former two-time EAW World Champion! Crash has undergone an immense change an attitude of late, now touting his “Broken Enlightenment” and claiming to be in touch with some sort of futuristic deity by the name of Nero Maxwell!

WWEFan: Honestly, Crash needs to pass the pipe. This kind of behavior is unbecoming of a two-time World Champion.

Kawajai: Maybe so, but you can trust he’s trying to make everyone else in this chamber “damaged” just like him!

(“Take Out the Gunman” by Chevelle hits as Matt Miles makes his entrance down the ring with a steel pipe in hand to deafening cheers from the crowd. Matt enters through the chamber door, after which he and Zack Crash briefly stare at one another before turning their attention back up the ramp)

Ring Announcer: From San Diego, California, weighing in at 218 pounds… MATTTTTT MILESSSSS!!!!!!

Kawajai: Matt Miles was pretty quiet toward his fellow elitists, and the one who still claims to be an extremist in Y2Impact, this week. Perhaps after he nearly won the title at Shock Value he figured a silent approach would benefit him best?

WWEFan: Way I see it, this man said all he had to say. I may not like him, but he’s a talent entirely in his own category. Matt Miles did defeat Y2Impact via countout two months ago on Voltage, so he may have some edge here.

(“Man of the Year” by Schoolboy Q hits over the speakers as Nasir Capitani stands still at the top of the ramp yelling “WHAT’S POPPIN’ THO?” at the adulating crowd who shower him with cheers before he energetically makes his way down to the ring carrying a kitchen sink.)

Ring Announcer: From Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing in at 200 pounds… NASIRRR CAPITANIII!!!!

Kawajai: Nasir Capitani is the wild card in this Extreme Elimination Chamber. Nasir humiliated former Voltage GM Carlos Rosso at Shock Value, but then somewhat surprisingly got beat by Nathan Fiora in the first of his two Extreme Elimination Chamber qualifying matches.

WWEFan: He shouldn’t be here! Who gets two matches??

Kawajai: I can tell you one thing, this crowd believes he should be here, and Nasir is out tonight to prove exactly that!

(“My Name Is Human” by Highly Suspect hits as Nathan Fiora walks down to the ring to deafening, ear-shattering boos from the crowd, holding up a sledgehammer in his hand proudly, as the competitors in their pods glare at him for a moment. Nathan smiles back)

Ring Announcer: From Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 218 pounds… “THE GOD OF HARDCORE” NATHANNNN FIORAAAA!!!!!

Kawajai: Nate had been facing some tough luck up until the last few weeks, but he rebounded nicely with a victory over Nasir Capitani to qualify in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Fiora can increase his clout thousandfold if he wins this match and secures “one reign” as he’s been saying all week.

WWEFan: It’s tough sledding out there but Nathan Fiora has everything in the arsenal needed to fulfill that tall task.

(“You Are My Sunshine” by Alone hits over the speakers as the lights dim before Eclipse Diemos slowly makes his march down the ramp and passes through the open chamber door. The crowd receives Eclipse with a subdued mixed reaction as Eclipse walks into the ring and gazes at the four men standing inside of their pods. Eclipse Diemos has a bag slung over his shoulder containing unknown contents.)

Ring Announcer: From Prescott Hills, Sanatorium… “THE FEAR INCARNATE” ECLIPPSEEE DIEMOS!!!!!

Kawajai: You heard Eclipse earlier this week. Down with The Machine. Eclipse Diemos claimed to be the virus in The Machine that is Y2Impact. He even said that instilling fear in the seemingly fearless Machine would make winning the title his second priority.

WWEFan: Not that he won’t set his sights on doing both! Eclipse will kick things off in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, but who will he go up against first?

Kawajai: There’s only one man left Fan, this is about to get interesting!

“TONIGHT I FEEL IMMORTAL…”

(Speakers cut into the middle of “Immortal” by Kid Cudi as Y2Impact saunters down the ramp to eardrum-breaking boos from the audience. They jeer him as a loud “IMPACT SUCKS” chant breaks out, to which he replies while yelling at the top of his lungs “SEVEN REIGNS!” — Impact appears to be carrying some sort of basket in his left hand as he makes his entrance into the chamber with the EAW Championship draped around his waist, unstrapping it with his right hand)

Ring Announcer: From Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 226 pounds… He is the EAW CHAMPIONNNNNN!!!! “THE MACHINE” Y! 2! IMPACTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

Kawajai: I-is that… A salt basket?! My god, does Y2Impact have a salt basket in his hand? The champion has lost it!

WWEFan: On the contrary, Kawa, that is The Machine trying to WIN it! All week long, Impact has been pouring salt in the wounds of his enemies, remarking that history will recognize the other men in this match as liars for guaranteeing their victories. Now he gets the opportunity to possibly literally do it!

Kawajai: That is unorthodox to say the LEAST, but then none of the wrestlers in this match are what you’d call normal. Eclipse is staring Y2Impact down, neither competitor showing any fear in their eyes as they see the other four wrestlers in their pods… The referee takes Impact’s EAW Championship and hands it to an official outside of the chamber door before locking it. There’s nothing left stopping these two from tearing each other apart now!

(DING! DING! DING!)

WWEFan: Y2Impact and Eclipse Diemos stand across from each other to start us off as this Extreme Elimination Chamber match is officially underway. Y2Impact is the first to strike of the two, he shoots right out of the corner he’s in like a mad man, but there goes Eclipse grabbing at that bag of his, swinging it right into him as it crashes into his chest and knocks him down into a seated position! That bag was far from light, Imp is looking at it wondering what is inside of it but he won’t have much more time to think about it as he must scamper away from another swing of it by Eclipse! OH! Eclipse dropped the bag there with force and Imp sees the opening to kick it away to the side!

Kawajai: Smart thinking but now he has an angry Eclipse Diemos on his hands! There goes Eclipse with a right hand to the jaw! And another! Imp responds with a couple of body shots but Eclipse is firing away at his back! OOF! Eclipse with a double axe handle to the spine to make Y2Impact kneel at his feet! As Imp tries to get back up onto his feet, Eclipse hits the ropes! Running crossbody, catching Imp just as he returned to a vertical base! Eclipse stays on him and forces his shoulders down for a cover! He has his weight on this pin, the EAW Champion might be in trouble!

Referee: ONEEE…TWOOO……

WWEFan: Kickout by Y2Impact! Eclipse Diemos is looking rather annoyed! He gets up and then backs away! ELBOW DROP! Imp rolls over to cover up his chest and catch a breath, which serves to leave him open to the clawing of his back! Imp is dragged back up to his feet, it looks like Eclipse Diemos is going for a back suplex. He lifts him up; thumb to the eye though! With that, Imp has forced Eclipe to drop him down as he now charges at the Sanitorium founder, aiming for something big! We may never find out what it was because Eclipse still has enough sense to side step his advances! He sends Imp shoulder first into the steel ringpost as the top of his head also crashes into one of the pods! Eclipse goes for another pin attempt, the roll up! Hey, wait!

Kawajai: I don’t think that’s what Eclipse was going for, Fan! He brings Imp’s shoulders up off of the mat and has him up in the air in position for a powerbomb! Eclipse is struggling to maintain his grip though, Imp is fighting him all of the way! THE FRANKENSTEINER! Y2Impact delivering the move that he calls The Flip Side as a counter! Eclipse shoots up from that maneuver and Imp telegraphs it and ducks when he goes for a clothesline! FOREARM SHOT, PUTTING ECLIPSE UP AGAINST THE ROPES! A ONE HANDED BULLDOG AS A FOLLOW UP! Y2Impact flips Eclipse Diemos over and hooks the leg for a cover!

Referee: ONEEEE….TWOOOOOO……

WWEFan: NO!! KICKOUT AT TWO! Both men are still in this as we are ten seconds away from our next entrant! Imp has Eclipse in a Thesz press and chooses to keep his focus on him instead as the timer shows up on the titantron! The clock is ticking as the fans count along with it!

Fans: FIVE….FOUR….THREE…..TWO…..ONE!

(BUZZ: A spotlight shines down on one of the pods before flickering back and forth on all four of them, shifting to each pod more and more rapidly, and then abruptly stopping on….Nasir Capitani!)

Kawajai: Nasir Capitani is in this and he is losing his mind just as much as the crowd is for him! He rushes out of his pod, kitchen sink in his hands, heading right into the ring straight for Y2Impact who was still on the canvas working over Eclipse Diemos!! Y2Impact sees Nas coming and puts his hand up to try and block it, but it’s hard to block something that big! Nas with the kitchen sink to the arm! Then a kitchen sink shot to the back as Imp turns over! Two weeks ago Y2Impact assaulted Nasir Capitani with a chair and now Nas is giving him the receipt that he said he owes him! Y2Impact tries to roll away from this onslaught but Nasir SLAMS the sink right into him!

WWEFan: Y2Impact takes a knee, gets his hands up and is asking for Nas to stop, saying “Enough! Enough!” Imp is calling for a truce, and look at him! He’s pointing at Eclipse Diemos, wanting to make him a target and suggesting a team up! Imp trying to save himself here! Nasir looks at Eclipse who is rising back up to his feet, Imp may have a point which Nas can see. He seems to be considering it….BUT THEN SHRUGS IT OFF! He lifts the Kitchen Sink up high and then DROPS IT DOWN AS IT CRACKS Y2IMPACT OVER THE SKULL! The so-called Last Extremist will definitely be having a hell of a headache in the morning! Nasir now chooses this opportunity to come after the big man of this match! Forearm shot to Eclipse, using that running start across the ring! Eclipse is at first rocked but then shoos him away with a powerful shove!

Kawajai: Nas wastes no time dusting himself off and getting back up to his feet! He goes to Eclipse again! JUMPMAN DROPKICK DELIVERED, flipping Eclipse up and over the ropes, sending him crashing onto the steel floor! Nas then scales up to the top rope! CROSSBODY onto Eclipse as — NO! Eclipse catches him! He hurls Nas up looking to reposition him on his shoulders, but Nas turns it in his favor via DDT! Eclipse Diemos getting dropped hard on his skull! Nasir is the only man of the three currently standing, this is his time to survey the situation and maybe get a pinfall! Nas tries for the Ether on Eclipse! Eclipse ducks it! He DRIVES NAS INTO A POD as the person inside, Nathan Fiora is none too pleased!

Nathan Fiora: (without mic) What the hell do you think you’re doing!?

WWEFan: Eclipse Diemos carries on, dragging Nas by the throat into the empty pod that he came out of! He uses both of his hands to grip Nas’ neck and lifts him up! OH! He’s bringing Nas up and down inside the pod, making his head smash into the chained ceiling again and again! I don’t think I’ve ever seen something like this! Eclipse then tosses Nas across the Chamber floor! Shoulder block soon after, sending him into Nate’s pod again!

Nathan Fiora: Hey! You think you’re funny? Trying to prove a point? You think you’re big and bad Eclipse but WATCH — DON’T YOU WALK AWAY!

WWEFan: Eclipse is tuning him out, just smiling as he walks into the ring, grabbing that bag of his once again. He is now turning to face Nate’s pod, he’s standing on the top turnbuckle, hovering over the Chicago Noise. What does he think he’s doing? He’s opening the bag….AND TILTING ITS CONTENTS INTO THE POD — WHAT? IT’S THIS STRANGE MIX OF GLASS, TACKS AND BARBED WIRE PIECES AND HE’S POURING A GOOD FOURTH OF IT THROUGH THE HOLES OF THAT CHAIN LINKED CEILING AS NATE IS HELPLESS! IT’S RAINING DOWN AND CUTTING UP THE BODY OF OUR FORMER HARDCORE CHAMPION! HE FALLS OVER IN HIS POD AND IS COVERING UP, WAITING FOR IT TO END AS ECLIPSE IS MAKING SURE EVERY PIECE STILL ON TOP FALLS ON HIM!

Kawajai: As this goes on, the countdown begins again!

Crowd: FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

(BUZZ! The spotlight goes from pod to pod excluding the previous one Nas was in, speeding up once more before stopping on Zack Crash. Popping the crowd as chants of “Erase” start up.)

Zack Crash: (without microphone) DELIGHTFUL!

Kawajai: It’s Zack Crash! Crash is in this match with that shovel in his hand, eyeing Eclipse! Eclipse looks ready to hop off of the top rope but Y2Impact and Nas surround him on both sides and each grab a leg, leaving Eclipse to fall groin first right on the turnbuckle! Zack Crash seizes the opportunity and smacks Eclipse over the head with that shovel repeatedly! Eclipse might not even know where he is! His hands go limp as that flesh tearing sack of toys falls to the ground! Zack Crash just stares at that bag……he flings his shovel to the side and pulls in Imp and Nas! He’s not looking to fight it seems, no, instead he’s whispering to them? But why? Ohhh, now I see…..They all turn to Eclipse! Nas and Imp both seem hesitant but I think they’re starting to think out this strategy, at the end of the day both want to walk out as champion! Crash succeeding at what Y2Impact attempted in trying to bond the Chamber against a common enemy!

WWEFan: Nasir heads to the outside, climbing up to the top rope so that he may join Eclipse up there as Imp grabs that bag, pouring out some of that crazy mess! Glass, tacks and barbed wire are piled up in the center of the ring! Zack Crash sees the go ahead to get behind Eclipse Diemos! He has Eclipse slung over in powerbomb position while his legs are still laid across the top rope providing for some assistance. Meanwhile Nas is towering over him on the top rope! He leaps onto Eclipse, Zack Crash tosses him — DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TRANSITIONED INTO A POWERBOMB ON THAT PILE OF GLASS, TACKS AND BARBED WIRE! ECLIPSE DIEMOS IS CONVULSING IN SHEER SHOCK FROM THE PAIN! Y2IMPACT FOLLOWS IT UP! LIONSAULT! HE ROLLS AWAY AS ZACK CRASH DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE COVER!

Referee: ONEEEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOO…..THRRRR —-

Kawajai: KICKOUT! ECLIPSE DIEMOS MANAGED TO MUSTER UP ENOUGH TO GET THAT SHOULDER UP AS CRASH’S SURPRISE PLAN HAS BEEN FOILED! Zack Crash can not believe that did not work! He runs his hands through his hair, pulling it back in stress and..

WWEFan: SHINING WIZARD TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY NASIR CAPITANI! Alliances can only ever be temporary in the Extreme Elimination Chamber! It is once again every man for himself here! Nasir walks up to Y2Impact who is resting in the corner, attempting to pull him away from the middle turnbuckle! Y2Impact has been resisting but finally lets go and is spun around by Nas! Salt to the eyes! Imp reached through the ropes to get a handful of salt and sucker him in! The eyes of Nasir are turning red and watery, they must be burning! Nas has effectively been blinded as Y2Impact hits him with a knee to the back! Boot to the back of the head next! Imp covers but with Nas fidgeting around so much he can’t keep his shoulders pressed down!

Kawajai: Imp needs to deliver more punishment, but he won’t be able to with Zack Crash looking over him! Zack Crash with a handful of hair as he brings Imp up! Kick to the gut! SIDE EFFECT! Zack Crash is the last man standing heading into our next entrant!

Crowd: FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

(BUZZ! The light shifts from Matt Miles’ pod to Nathan Fiora’s pod and vice versa, switching between the two until landing upon Matt Miles, drawing a big reaction from the crowd.)

WWEFan: Matt Miles joins the fray along with his steel pipe! Zack Crash is there waiting to welcome Matt Miles into the Extreme Elimination Chamber with open arms! He’s ready to go!

Kawajai: Or maybe not! Chop block by Y2Impact, taking him down to the canvas! Y2Impact gets up and then sees who has entered as his expression changes from smug to serious. These two rivals lock eyes from across the Chamber! Matt is burning a hole into Imp with his gaze as he drops his steel pipe, tossing it back into his pod! What!? He rushes into the ring to go to blows with Imp, he doesn’t want any kind of weapon! Nasty rights and lefts have landed on both men as you can hear audible impact! These two were evenly matched at first but now Matt Miles is beginning to win the exchange and takeover! He backs Imp into the ropes, grabs him by the hand and Irish whips him!

WWEFan: Matt Miles hunches over, waiting to catch Y2Impact on the rebound and he does so! He sends Imp into the air with a back body drop! Y2Impact gets up, of course clutching at his back! He swings wildly with his free hand as Matt gets below it! Matt grabs him by the waist, it seems like he is wanting to go for a German suplex! Y2Impact slides out of it though! Imp switches behind Matt Miles and grabs him by the waist himself! Y2Impact is going for a German suplex of his own, but NO! Matt Miles escapes it and has Imp in the waist lock AGAIN! Y2Impact is struggling against it!

Kawajai: Nasir Capitani slides in for the sneak attack! ENZUIGIRI TO Y2IMPACT’S TEMPLE! Y2Impact is too weak to stop Matt’s German suplex this time! Matt bridges it as Y2Impact’s shoulders are down against the canvas, the referee is in position to count!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOO…..THRRR — KICKOUT!

WWEFan: Imp kicks out, but barely! Nasir decides to make his presence known some more, nailing Matt with a standing moonsault before he can get up from that German he hit! Nas then turns around, aiming for a second, but Matt rolls him up! Wait a minute, no, similar to Eclipse, Matt uses it as a transition, positioning NAS between his knees, wanting to go for the The Midas Touch, that double underhook facebuster! He has the arms hooked, he’s looking to deliver!

Kawajai: MATT MILES NEEDS TO LOOK AT WHO IS ON THE TOP ROPE! SPEAR!!!! ZACK CRASH WITH A DIVING SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE, RUNNING THROUGH MATT MILES! Zack Crash gets up and he is plotting right now! He sees Matt Miles wants to go for the kill he was aiming to get earlier! Zack sets his sights on Miles, watching him get to his feet with a smile on his face! Zack gets Matt in his clutches and is going for the Crash N Burn but Matt slides out of it! He pushes Crash into the ropes! DOUBLE M SPINEBUSTER! He sees Y2Impact make an attempt to get up and surprise him from the corner of his eyes, anticipating it and tossing him into the air! FLAPJACK ONTO THE BODY OF ZACK CRASH! MATT IS LOOKING AROUND, HE TURNS JUST IN TIME, GIVING A SLINGBLADE TO NASIR AS HE GOES CHARGING!

WWEFan: Matt Miles is like a house of fire right now! He’s hitting every target in sight! After that flapjack Y2Impact wishes to find refuge in the corner but that is looking to be a BIG mistake! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT BY MATT! And A SNAP POWERSLAM SOON AFTER! Matt turns around and has Crash lined up next! Matt is trying for the Name Dropper knee drop bulldog, but Crash is able side step it even while he’s on spaghetti legs! Stomp to the foot and a knee to the gut by Crash! He’s going for his second Side Effect of the match but Matt Miles is not giving him any leeway! Crash holds on tight as Matt is firing away with elbows to the face! Crash’s grip is loosening! HARD ELBOW SHOT! Matt has escaped and pulls Crash in! UH OH! HIP TOSS INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING!

Kawajai: THAT’S NOT JUST ANY CORNER OF THE RING EITHER! ZACK CRASH LANDING RIGHT WHERE NAS LEFT THAT KITCHEN SINK! Crash’s body has folded from the impact! Check out that massive dent in the middle of that object! Matt is happy with his work, signaling to his fans as he is looking for a closer! If Matt gets Crash out he could be looking to do a clean sweep the others!

WWEFan: Before thinking about that he better watch out! He never fully disposed of Nas who is still alive and kicking following that sling blade! Nasir calls for his attention! Matt walks into AN ETHER! NAS WITH THE ETHER! THAT ROUNDHOUSE KICK CONNECTED, LEAVING MILES IN A DAZE, HE’S OUT ON HIS FEET! NASIR BETTER CAPITALIZE!

Kawajai: He better move out of the way is more like it! Nas gets the hell out of dodge as Eclipse Diemos has returned with a vengeance! GLASGOW SMILE LARIAT WITH BARBED WIRE WRAPPED AROUND HIS ENTIRE ARM! MATT HAS BEEN TURNED INSIDE OUT!! WHERE DID ECLIPSE COME FROM, I THOUGHT HE WAS STILL OUT FROM THAT POWERBOMB!? ECLIPSE COMING TO LIFE WITH ONE OF THE MOST EMPATHIC GLASGOW SMILES I’VE EVER SEEN FROM HIM, DROPPING MATT ON HIS HEAD! ECLIPSE CRAWLS TOWARD HIS FALLEN OPPONENT AS HE SLAMS THAT BARBED WIRE FOREARM INTO MATT’S FACE AND FORCES HIM INTO A LATERAL PRESS FOR THE COVER!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOOOOO…….THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Kawajai: OH MY GOD!

WWEFan: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

Ring Announcer: Matt Miles has been eliminated!

Kawajai: Matt Miles, a huge favorite for this Chamber is out first! This is a game changer! Matt Miles himself seems to be a bit shocked as he is getting out of the ring and heading to the door! He was doing some major damage until that Ether from Nas and Eclipse’s surprising appearance.

WWEFan: Anything can happen in the Chamber, Kawa, there’s so many factors! Matt was a heavy hitter and so that combination might have been the only thing that could have taken him out! Eclipse is laughing at his bleeding, barbed wire covered arm right now, he’s really proud of what he has done! We are starting to count down the clock to our last remaining entrant, and we all know who that is!

Crowd: FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

(BUZZ! The spotlight shines down upon Nathan Fiora’s pod immediately, the only one left with a person still inside as the outside officials get to work on unchaining his door –)

WWEFan: NATHAN FIORA WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER, GOES AHEAD AND BREAKS THE PLEXIGLASS OF HIS POD, CREATING HIS OWN EXIT! Nathan was looking really impatient, he did not want to have to wait for his pod to be opened! He now has that weapon in his hand as he pokes it through the rope, getting Nas in the ribs when he tried to grab him! Y2Impact sees Nate coming and strategically rolls out of the ring, pretending to still be down and out! Imp has been rather low-key throughout this match up! Eclipse heads over to Nasir Capitani, looking to go for a cover, but Nathan takes that sledgehammer and ends up bringing it down on his hand BUSTING IT UP!

Kawajai: Nathan Fiora has not forgotten what Eclipse did to him as he still has all kinds of cuts and scratches on his body. Nate has the sledgehammer up above his head, looking to “execute” Eclipse by hitting him over the cranium! This is going to be bad!

“I BELIEVE YOU’VE FORGOTTEN SOMEONE!”

Kawajai: OH! Zack Crash! Zack Crash is in the ring! He has his shovel in his hand again and is stepping up to Nathan Fiora for some kind of duel of sorts! Nathan Fiora accepts and it is on as they begin to circle one another! Both men have dangerous, blunt objects in their hands and neither wants to strike first, or more like it, strike first and miss their chance! Nathan Fiora has both hands on the sledgehammer and charges with it horizontally like a battering ram! Zack Crash does a roll to get away! He swings his shovel at the legs of Nate! NATHAN JUMPS UP TO AVOID IT BEFORE SWINGING DOWNWARD WITH THE HAMMER! Zack backs away! He then ducks a swing from the side! And another! And another! Nathan Fiora is going to tire himself out with swings like those, it’ll only take a few more before he gets gassed!

WWEFan: Nathan knows this, he’s suddenly started panting and is retreating, he’s got to go on the defensive here! Zack Crash is sure he’s got it this time as he uses the shovel almost like a fly swatter there! Nathan glides away and lets it hit the turnbuckle! Nathan sees the opportunity! There he goes with a sledgehammer shot! ZACK CRASH TOSSES HIS SHOVEL AT HIM, HITTING THE HAND OF NATE AS HE FORCES THE SLEDGEHAMMER TO DROP DOWN ALONG WITH IT! Nathan reaches down for his weapon of choice as Zack Crash delivers a knee to the face! THEN A NECKBREAKER! That was a good idea on Crash’s part in getting himself out of that situation! Zack has Nathan by the hair and is banging his head against the canvas, getting fans to join him in shouting “Erase!” with each slam!

Kawajai: The speed of that head banging is getting faster and faster, Nathan is about to get concussed if it keeps going like this! He’s unintentionally saved by Nas who uses the bent up, weirdly formed remnant of that kitchen sink to smash it across Crash’s back! Crash rolls out, planning on an escape but Y2Impact is there waiting for him! Y2Impact picking and choosing his spots, SENDING CRASH INTO THE POD MILES HAD AT HIGH SPEED AS HIS BODY CRASHES THROUGH THE PLEXI GLASS! THE BACK OF ZACK’S HEAD FELL RIGHT AGAINST THE STEEL PIPE MATT LEFT IN THERE! THE BLONDE STREAK IN CRASH’S HAIR IS TURNING RED! Imp kicks the Plexiglass away to get a better look at Crash! Stomps to the cornered Zack Crash now!

WWEFan: As this goes on the ring, Nathan Fiora is standing up along with Eclipse Diemos who is wanting round two! Nasir Capitani has stepped aside and is watching on with interest, he has no problem letting them tear each other apart, that’s less work for him! Nathan is looking at that pile of glass and tacks that was spilled into the ring earlier! He takes his boot….AND HE STEPS ON THE TACKS AND SHARDS! Oh, we’ve seen Nate do this before in Hardcore matches! He ducks a clothesline from Eclipse! X-MARK SUPERKICK WITH ALL OF THOSE SHARP OBJECTS UNDERNEATH HIS BOOT, POKING INTO THE CHIN OF ECLIPSE! Eclipse falls back into the ropes and bounces back STILL STANDING! Eclipse eating that superkick as he returns, looking for another! Nathan looks confused at first but he is happy to comply! A SECOND X-MARK! Eclipse is standing, blood coming out of his mouth, a face full of tacks, still wanting more!

Kawajai: Nathan Fiora tries for a third but Eclipse gets his arm up to block! The same arm still covered in barbed wire! The barbed wire is further pressed up against his skin but I don’t think he cares too much! HE BOUNCES BACK A THIRD TIME! DISCUS LARIAT WITH THE BARBED WIRE AGAIN! NATHAN DROPS ON HIS BACK AND THEN KIPS UP TO AVOID IT! NATHAN SLIDES TO GET HIS WEAPON! HE’S GOT HIS SLEDGEHAMMER AGAIN, GETTING IT ACROSS ECLIPSE’S THROAT! RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! COVER!

Referee: ONEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEE……

WWEFan: No! Nathan Fiora is unsuccessful at that attempt at a pin, and with Nas being able to confirm that Nate can’t get Eclipse out, he might aswell strike! Kick to the head! Nas then drags the kitchen sink to where Nate is and hops on his shoulders! REVERSE HURRICANRANA! THOSE JAGGED EDGES GETTING NATHAN IN HIS SKULL! NATHAN WAS SPIKED HARD! Nathan tries to force himself to make a quick recovery, using the ropes as a crutch, but Nasir is there to keep him from making much movement thanks to that Jumpman dropkick! Nathan was nailed so hard his body went flying into the turnbuckle! Nas keeps bringing the fight to him as Nathan stands up on the ropes to try and get away! Nas gets a good shot on the jaw causing him to get sat up on the top rope! Nasir is looking to join him but Nathan is looking to escape! Nathan is standing on top of the turnbuckle, looking to get further from Nas by being on top of the pod but Nas has him by the tights!

Kawajai: Meanwhile Zack Crash has started to turn things back into his favor against Y2Impact! Crash is BITING the forehead of Y2Impact, leaving visible teeth marks on our EAW Champion! Crash is TASTING the blood of his enemy right now and finds it absolutely hilarious, I can’t tell if he’s trying to psyche out Imp or if he is just that sick! Imp is wiping away the bit of blood trickling down his brow and makes a recovery, turning back to get at Crash! Crash though is waiting for him and SENDS HIM RIGHT INTO THE CHAMBER WALL! NO, HANG ON! Y2IMPACT SAVES HIMSELF A COLLISION BY GRABBING ONTO THE WALL AND CLIMBING UP IT! Zack Crash does not like what he sees, he knows what could happen next and so he turns away!

WWEFan: — WINDING UP IN THE CLUTCHES OF ECLIPSE DIEMOS WHO HANGS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, THROAT FIRST, CAUSING HIM TO BOUNCE BACK TO Y2IMPACT WHO LEAPS OFF THE CHAMBER WALL! OH MY GOD! Y2IMPACT GRABS ZACK CRASH AND PULLS HIS UPPER BODY DIRECTLY INTO HIS KNEES ON THE WAY DOWN! EVISCERATION WITH MOMENTUM FROM FALLING OFF THE WALL! Y2IMPACT HURTING HIMSELF THERE TO TAKE DOWN CRASH WHO FALLS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, BACK INTO THE RING!

Kawajai: Eclipse Diemos is waiting to pick the bones — BUT HE CAN’T THANKS TO NAS WHO HAS BEEN PUSHED OFF OF THE TOP ROPE BY NAS DUE TO AN X-MARK SUPERKICK! NAS TAKING ECLIPSE DOWN WITH HIM AS NATHAN IS ALL ALONE ON THE TOP ROPE! Nathan sees all three men down and then looks back up on the pod as he has both hands holding part of that chain linked ceiling! Nathan Fiora has a look on his face that I’ve never seen from him before! A look of daring, a look of braveness, a look of wanting to do whatever it takes to become EAW Champion! There he goes climbing up! NATHAN FIORA HAS MADE HIS WAY UP TO THE TOP OF THE POD! Nathan stands over all FOUR men! Our Champion Y2Impact on the floor, Zack Crash, Eclipse Diemos and Nasir Capitani all in the ring! It is up to Nate to decide who to gun for! Nathan is judge, jury and executioner! Nathan takes a deep breath and closes his eyes, prepping himself for what’s ahead!

WWEFan: It is time to act! It’s now or never Nate! NATHAN FIORA DIVES OFF OF THE TOP OF THE POD, TWISTING IN MIDAIR! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT……ONTO ZACK CRASH!!! NATHAN FIORA LANDED IT PERFECTLY AND ALL OF THE AIR HAS BEEN FORCED OUT OF ZACK CRASH’S LUNGS FROM THE SHEER IMPACT OF THAT! NATHAN FIORA DAMN NEAR KILLED HIMSELF WITH THAT DIVE, THAT HAD TO HAVE HURT HIM JUST AS BAD! NATHAN FIORA COVERS ZACK CRASH, HE’S SUCKING UP AIR, HE BARELY HAS ENOUGH IN HIS VOICE TO EVEN THE ASK THE REF TO COUNT IT BEFORE HE BECOMES LIFELESS ON TOP OF CRASH!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOOOOO……….THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Ring Announcer: Zack Crash has been eliminated!

Kawajai: NATHAN FIORA HAS TAKEN OUT ZACK CRASH, THOUGH AT THIS POINT WHO KNOWS IF NATHAN IS EVEN AWARE HE’S PULLED IT OFF! HE ROLLS OFF OF CRASH AND TURNS OVER, LOOKING UP AT THE LIGHTS, TRYING TO WAKE HIMSELF UP, TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO GET HIMSELF MOVING AGAIN! NATHAN FIORA ROLLS OVER AND IS NOW CRAWLING TO THE CORNER TO PICK HIMSELF UP, BUT ECLIPSE HAS HIM IN HIS CROSSHAIRS! Eclipse is coming for Nathan, he’s going to be easy pick —

WWEFan: Nasir Capitani intercepts as Eclipse Diemos went to pounce at Nathan! FLYING CLOTHESLINE! Nas taking Eclipse down as he then goes to Nathan himself! Spinning heel kick, dropping Nate! Nasir Capitani looks around him and sees his opening as he points to the pod! Oh, he’s not looking to try and top what Nathan Fiora just did is he!? HE IS! Nasir Capitani is scaling to the top rope and is now heading to the top of the pod, leaping up and perching himself up there in perfect position! Y2Impact is still favoring his back and his neck but still has enough in him to interfere! He goes into the pod that Nasir is currently standing atop of and is picking at his legs, trying to yank him down and have him crotched on that steel chain ceiling!

Kawajai: Nasir Capitani is doing everything he can to avoid Y2Impact’s clutches, stomping on his fingers and moving around! Nasir Capitani might need to pay attention to what’s going on in the ring though! Nathan Fiora wills himself up AND FLINGS THAT SHOVEL TO THE HEAD OF NAS! Y2IMPACT GETS WHAT HE WISHES FOR AS NASIR IS NOW CROTCHED ON THAT POD! Nathan Fiora seems pleased, but ECLIPSE DIEMOS PUTS A STOP TO HIS PARTY WITH AN ATTACK FROM BEHIND! BACK SUPLEX! Eclipse Diemos gets up following that and is spitting up blood! Eclipse has had a hell of a ride entering this Chamber but now it’s getting close, the herd is thinning; and it may just get thinner! SENTON TO NATHAN! ECLIPSE COVERS!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOOOO……THRRRRRR —

WWEFan: Nathan Fiora kicks out! HOW DID HE DO THAT?

Kawajai: Desire, that’s how! At this point, everyone’s tank is running on E, this is about passion! Who wants it more! Nathan Fiora is pushing his body past it’s limits as he pushes himself up! Eclipse Diemos is watching him, he wants him to get up! Nathan is on his feet and is as ready as he’ll ever be to go to blows with Eclipse Diemos again! He only has one fist up, the other is holding his ribs which must be killing him right now! Nathan charges at Eclipse who gestures for him to move forward and WOAH! Y2IMPACT WITH THE AMBUSH, PUSHING ECLIPSE INTO NATHAN AS THEY BUMP HEADS! Eclipse falls over and Nathan drops to a knee holding his skull as Y2Impact once again picks his spot! THE EVISCERATION TO NATHAN FIORA THIS TIME! NATHAN FALLS OVER AS Y2IMPACT HOOKS THE LEG!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOOOOO…….THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Nathan Fiora has been eliminated!

WWEFan: Y2Impact practically stealing the pin there thanks to his sneak tactics to get out Nathan Fiora! Y2Impact has spent a majority of this match trying to keep as low a profile as possible and only getting involved when he needs to but now with only three people left it is hard to hide anymore! Nasir Capitani is still hung out on top of the pod so now it’s only Y2Impact and Eclipse Diemos all by themselves in the ring, the same two men who started this match off! Eclipse Diemos is angry over that attack from behind, he tackles Y2Impact up against the corner and then knocks the wind right out of him with repeated shoulder thrusts! Y2Impact is looking to get some space but every time Imp pushes Eclipse away for distance, Eclipse gets back on him and comes back with an even more vicious shoulder thrust! Imp with a back elbow this time though!

Kawajai: Y2Impact uses that moment of a breather to stand himself up on the middle rope, he’s looking to go for something here, but before Imp can even get things going, Eclipse Diemos takes him out of the air with a brutal open hand chop, leaving his chest red! Y2Impact gets up and ends up staggering right into a sidewalk slam! Eclipse Diemos giving Y2Impact a taste of what Nathan Fiora got…SENTON TO Y2IMPACT! Y2Impact is then grabbed by the tights and flung halfway across the ring! As Y2Impact gets up, trying to gather his senses, Eclipse just continues with his attack! SPLASH, RAGDOLLING IMP AGAINST THE ROPES! Eclipse Diemos then delivers a release spinebuster, keeping hold of Y2Impact’s legs as he spins him around in a giant swing! Around and around Y2Impact goes until Eclipse Diemos finally decides to break his grip and let Imp’s body fly! Our EAW Champion goes skidding across the canvas!

WWEFan: Eclipse Diemos is just having his way with our EAW Champion! Eclipse gets Y2Impact with a leg drop next…Oh, no he does not! Y2Impact rolls out of the way, Eclipse Diemos just went falling onto his tail bone! Y2Impact leaves Eclipse sitting down as he crawls around the ring, grabbing one of those glass shards Eclipse had in his bag and then heading back to him, looking to dig into the face of Eclipse Diemos! Eclipse is putting his hand up, trying to stop Imp from doing so but Imp is determined to take him out of commision! Eclipse is sitting up and now taking a knee! That glass shard is inches away from his eye! Eclipse’s arms are getting shaky, Y2Impact knows he has him close to giving in — ECLIPSE DIEMOS SHOOTS UP WITH A HEADBUTT, CATCHING IMP OFF GUARD! Imp drops the glass and is holding his nose! He smacks Eclipse across the face! Eclipse goes for even worse, grabbing Y2Impact by the throat but Imp escapes it with a wrist lock, transitioning into an armbar, trying to stall for the time being!

Kawajai: Eclipse Diemos feels around behind him! SNAPMARE! HE FLIPPED IMP OVER HIS HEAD! Y2Impact scrambles back up! Eclipse wants to get a good clump of his hair which Y2Impact does not plan on entertaining! Jawbreaker! Eclipse Diemos is feeling that one! He takes a step back….BUT IT’S ONLY TO GATHER MOMENTUM! ROOM 13! THE ROOM 13 BIG BOOT!! IMP WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT! ECLIPSE DIEMOS FINDING SOMETHING IN THE RESERVE DELIVER THAT ROOM 13 AS HE THEN FALLS OVER FROM EXHAUSTION! COME ON! ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GO OVER AND COVER!

WWEFan: KAWAJAI, WE NEED TO TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT’S ABOVE THE RING! WE’VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT NASIR AND SO HAVE BOTH MEN IN THE RING AS HE WAS LEFT ON THAT POD! NASIR CAPITANI IS NOW LITERALLY CLIMBING ON THE CEILING OF THE CHAMBER! NASIR JUST CLIMBED FROM THE POD ALL AROUND THE WALL! NAS MOVES A BIT FURTHER AS HE IS NOW HANGING RIGHT ABOVE Y2IMPACT AND ECLIPSE DIEMOS! NAS IS SWINGING HIS LEGS, GETTING ALL OF THE BUILD UP HE CAN! HE LETS GO! OH MY GOD! NASIR CAPITANI WITH A 450 SPLASH FROM THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER, CRASHING RIGHT ONTO ECLIPSE DIEMOS!!

Kawajai: JESUS CHRIST, DID YOU SEE THE WAY NASIR LANDED!? THE KNEES OF NASIR CAPITANI FALLING RIGHT INTO ECLIPSE DIEMOS’ RIBS AT HIGH VELOCITY! ECLIPSE’S BODY SHOOK FROM THE IMPACT AND THEN GOES LIMP! NASIR CAPITANI NOW RESTS ON TOP OF ECLIPSE DIEMOS, HOOKING THE LEG FOR THE COVER!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOOO……THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Ring Announcer: Eclipse Diemos has been eliminated!

WWEFan: NEVER COUNT NASIR OUT! Eclipse Diemos had been in this match since the start, everyone was gunning for him and now finally he has been taken out! Nasir wanted to do something that could top Nathan Fiora’s moonsault off of the top and he damn sure succeeded in doing so!

Kawajai: At what cost though? I think Nasir’s knee may have gave in there from the dive! That got Eclipse good but that is not a good way to land from such a fall! Y2Impact is still out from that Room 13 big boot but after that Nas is going to have trouble taking advantage of that! Both men are down, the question is who will get up first! Nasir Capitani is more in his senses than Y2Impact but that leg of his is giving him difficulties. The crowd is cheering Nas on, commanding him to get to his feet! Nasir is up and he is limping toward Y2Impact! He goes to pick him up! Y2Impact makes a swipe at him with one of those glass pieces but Nasir dodges it and kicks him in the abdomen!

WWEFan: Single knee facebreaker to Y2Impact! Y2Impact is stunned! ENZUIGIRI TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Y2Impact falls over! He’s on his fours right now, looking up at Nasir Capitani who is bracing himself, getting ready to wrap it up! He rears back….AND THEN SWINGS WITH THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK! THE ETHER! OH! Imp gets his head JUST underneath the kick! He has enough left in him to grab Nas from behind and set him up for the inverted backbreaker! Nas falls forward, putting his hands up to stop him from fully falling over! Imp is shaking his head and looking around trying to gather his bearings. Once his focus has returned and he sees Nasir down, his game face has returned! Penalty kick to the stomach!

Kawajai: Nasir is on his knees, leaning over while trying to breathe! Y2Impact takes the time to smack him around and shout insults, mocking him! Y2Impact has suddenly become confident in the brief moments that the table has turned in his favor again. Backhand chop to the chest, rocking Nas and almost taking him off of his knees and onto his back! Another chop, again tilting Nas, Nas tilts back though, and this time he gets a knee up! A THIRD CHOP AND NAS IS ON BOTH FEET, IGNORING THE PAIN! A FOURTH CHOP — NO, IT’S BLOCKED! Nas takes that arm and like a ripcord, spins Y2Impact around! DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER, A BACKBREAKER OF HIS OWN! THE WEIGHT OF Y2IMPACT ENDING UP ON THOSE LEGS THOUGH, YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT, WAS IT A WISE DECISION?

WWEFan: Nasir winces momentarily but seems to pull himself together, carrying on with working over Y2Impact. He has the EAW Champion in a bad way! In desperation, Y2Impact tries for a European uppercut, but Nasir avoids it and catches him with a backslide! NASIR HAS THE SHOULDERS OF THE CHAMP STACKED UP! THE REFEREE IS DROPPING DOWN TO COUNT THE COVER!

Kawajai: But before he can even begin Imp shifts out of it! Y2Impact is getting up to his feet at the same time as Nasir, the two jockey for position, Imp grabs Nasir by the sides and pushes him up into the air, going for a flapjack…AIR NAS! AIR NAS! NASIR USED THAT THROW IN THE AIR TO HIS ADVANTAGE, Y2IMPACT GETS SPIKED AS NAS MADE SURE TO DIRECT THE MOVE RIGHT INTO WHAT’S LEFT OF THOSE TACKS AND GLASS!!! NASIR LEAPS ON TOP OF Y2IMPACT, HOOKING BOTH LEGS WITH ALL OF HIS STRENGTH, THE REFEREE GETS DOWN AND THIS TIME HE GETS TO BEGIN HIS COUNT, THIS COULD BE IT!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE………

WWEFan: Y2IMPACT KICKS OUT! Y2IMPACT KICKS OUT! NASIR ROLLS OVER, EYES WIDE OPEN IN SHOCK! WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE IMP DOWN AND KEEP HIM DOWN? THE CROWN OF IMP’S HEAD IS COVERED IN BLOOD AND IS POURING DOWN HIS FACE! Nasir is mounted on top of Y2Impact, raining down rights, focusing on the open wound of Y2Impact with each strike! NASIR LETTING IT ALL OUT! The blood is spreading to his hands and staining the taped fists of Nasir! As Y2Impact’s wound continues to get worse and worse, Nasir’s face lights up! I think he might just have an idea! He’s walking away, he’s out of the ring portion of the chamber!

Kawajai: He’s getting that basket of salt Y2Impact had brought to the chamber and is placing it back into the ring! He grabs Y2Impact….AND IS TRYING TO FORCE IMP’S BLOODY HEAD INTO THAT BASKET OF SALT! NASIR CAPITANI IS GOING TO FORCE ALL OF THAT RIGHT IN HIS OPEN WOUNDS! IMP CAN ALREADY TELL THE STING THAT LIES AHEAD, HE IS DOING WHATEVER HE CAN TO AVOID IT! Y2Impact elbows Nasir in the chest, getting him to back away for some distance!

WWEFan: Nasir Capitani is not giving up that easy…..NASIR CAPITANI JUMPS UP! CURB STOMP! NASIR CURB STOMPS Y2IMPACT, FORCING HIS HEAD INTO THE ENTIRE BASKET OF SALT AS IT GOES INTO HIS WOUNDS! Y2IMPACT PULLS HIMSELF OUT AND HE IS ROLLING AROUND THE RING, COVERING HIS FACE! THE SALT IS IRRITATING HIS WOUNDS, SEERING THEM BADLY! I CAN NOT IMAGINE THE PAIN THAT Y2IMPACT MUST BE GOING THROUGH! AND TO TOP IT OFF, NASIR GETS BACK ON HIM IN A MOUNT AND CONTINUES TO THROW RIGHTS AND LEFTS, PUMMELING HIM! NAS WON’T STOP UNTIL Y2IMPACT IS UNCONCIOUS!

Kawajai: Y2Impact puts his arms up in order to protect himself and so Nas gets up and decides to stomp on the body! This is the kind of viciousness I’ve never seen before from Nas! Nasir steps away for a moment, just watching Y2Impact! Imp is still feeling his face, salt covering him all over and sticking to the blood. He is just a MESS! His hands are visibly shaking as he grabs the ropes! His back is turned to Nas as he takes a deep breath, he knows where Nas is and he knows what is coming next! Should Imp turn around, he might be walking into the end of his Championship reign!

WWEFan: THAT IS WHY Y2IMPACT RUSHES OUT OF THE RING, HE’S HEADING TO THE CHAMBER FLOOR, WANTING TO GET AWAY FROM NAS! He’s corned himself though and Nasir knows that as he puts his head through the ropes to follow and OH! KICK TO THE FACE BY IMP! Nas falls back! Y2Impact with what awareness he has left gets back in the ring and to make it harder on Nas, KICKS NAS RIGHT IN THAT KNEE OF HIS! Y2Impact using some sound strategy to keep himself alive in this match! Y2Impact takes his hands and wipes his forehead, cleaning up some of the blood so he can better see around him! He sets his sights on that dented up kitchen sink! Nas used his weapon so I guess Imp is thinking he might as well use his! Nas lays it out in the middle of the ring and gets behind Nas, putting him in a Full Nelson! HAIL MARY! THE HAIL MARY RIGHT ON THE KITCHEN SINK, THE CRUSHED SINK GETTING PRESSED UP AGAINST THE SKIN OF NAS AND BUSTING UP HIS FACE AS HE NOW IS SPORTING A CRIMSON MASK! IMP FLIPS NAS OVER AND COVERS!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE……TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE……

Kawajai: NASIR CAPITANI KICKS OUT! Y2IMPACT LOOKS TO BE ON THE VERGE OF BREAKING DOWN, HE NEEDS TO END THIS SOON OR HE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO PULL IT OFF! HE KNOWS THIS! Y2IMPACT AND NASIR BOTH HARDLY HAVE THE ENERGY TO EVEN GET UP! THIS HAS BEEN DRAINING!

WWEFan: Nasir and Imp are literally using each other to stand themselves up, leaning on each other as they get to their feet! Neither man has bothered to swing yet….Imp breaks that by pushing away Nas! He just pie faced him into the ropes like he was nothing, how disrespectful! Imp with a heavy right as Nas is still unresponsive after having his head come crashing down on that sink! Nas bounces back and forth like a punching bag between the ropes and Imp! Imp’s just playing with him at this point! Imp pulls back his arm for one more strike as he waits for Nas to rebound….

Kawajai: GOD FIST! NASIR WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT POPS Y2IMPACT RIGHT IN THE MOUTH WITH THAT SUPERMAN PUNCH! Y2IMPACT FALLS OVER, NAS IS STILL STANDING! NAS COLLAPSES RIGHT AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE AND TURNS AROUND, CLIMBING TO THE TOP, IT’S TAKING HIM SOME TIME IN DOING SO, TIME HE MIGHT NOT HAVE!

WWEFan: He doesn’t have it! Y2Impact is stirring and is making his way to the top! SHARP SHOT FLIP SIDE! THE TOP ROPE VARIATION OF HIS FRANKENSTEINER! IT FAILS AS NASIR HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES! Y2Impact lands on his feet though! NASIR DIVES! EVISCERATION! EVISCERATION! NASIR GOT CAUGHT IN MIDAIR BY THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER! Y2IMPACT HOOKS THE LEG AGAIN, HE HAS HIM HERE!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE……TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..THRRRRRRR —

WWEFan: …..Nas kicked out…… NAS…..KICKED OUT!? HOW!?

Kawajai: I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT HE DID IT! Y2IMPACT IS THROWING HIS BEST AT NAS AND NAS JUST KEEPS SCRAPING FROM THE BODY OF THE BARREL TO FIND THAT LITTLE BIT LEFT TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! Y2IMPACT HAS HAD ENOUGH! HE GESTURES TO THE CROWD SAYING THAT HE’S GOING TO FINISH THIS! HE HEADS OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE RING, GRABBING THE BAG THAT ECLIPSE INTRODUCED TO THE MATCH UP! Y2IMPACT OPENS THE BAG AND THEN GRABS THE BASKET OF SALT HE BROUGHT!

WWEFan: He’s POURING the salt right into that bag of glass and tacks and is shaking it up! What the hell could he be thinking here!? He has the bag in his hands as he stands over his opponent…..AND HE PLACES IT OVER THE HEAD OF NASIR! THE UPPER BODY OF NASIR IS STUCK IN THAT BAG AS HE IS PUSHED DOWN AND IMP GRABS HIM BY THE LEGS, PLACING HIM IN THE WALLS OF IMPACT! Y2IMPACT PULLING BACK ON THOSE INJURED KNEES AT THE SAME TIME NAS IS BEING STUCK IN THAT SALT COVERED GLASS! Y2IMPACT TAKES HIS BOOT — AND IS LITERALLY STOMPING ON THAT BACK OF NASIR’S HEAD! THE BAG IS STARTING TO TURN RED AS BLOOD IS SEEPING THROUGH TO THE CANVAS! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE! NAS IS GOING TO HAVE TO QUIT HERE, HE HAS TO!

Kawajai: HE’S NOT THOUGH! NASIR IS MOVING SO HE’S STILL CONSCIOUS! HE’S MAKING THE DECISION NOT TO TAP RIGHT NOW! NASIR WOULD RATHER GO OUT FIGHTING! IMP WITH HIS HARDEST STOMP YET! AND THEN HE TURNS THE WALLS OF IMPACT INTO A LIONTAMER VARIATION! NAS IS SQUIRMING AROUND, HE’S GETTING HIS ARM OUT OF THE BAG BUT IT’S STILL STUCK AROUND HIS HEAD! HE MOVES HIS HAND AROUND, TRYING TO FEEL FOR A WAY OUT BUT FROM THIS POSITION HE CAN BARELY REACH! NAS’ LEGS MUST BE GOING THROUGH HELL, NOT TO MENTION HIS BACK — LET ALONE HIS FACE AS HE IS BEING SCRAPPED UP BY THAT GLASS! NAS TAKES HIS HAND AND RAISES IT, HE’S GOING TO TAP!

WWEFan: HE HAS IT UP IN HESITANCE, HIS HAND IS LITERALLY SHAKING AS IT IS INCHES FROM THE MAT, ALL HE HAS TO DO IS SUBMIT AND IT WOULD BE OVER! HE DROPS HIS HAND DOWN ON THE MAT! IT’S NOT INTENTIONAL THOUGH, NAS COULDN’T STAND TO KEEP IT UP ANY LONGER, AND NOW IT GOES LIMP! IMP IS KNEEING HIS HEAD NOW, MAKING SURE THAT HE WON’T GET UP! THE REFEREE PULLS NAS’ HAND UP AND LETS IT GO AS IT FALLS FLAT! NAS IS OUT!
THE REFEREE IS GOING TO CALL FOR THE BELL!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Immortal” by Kid Cudi plays as Y2Impact lets go of the Walls of Impact, falling over in disbelief, his eyes glazed over. The referee raises his hand in victory but he hardly is aware, panting while looking up at the sky.)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match….and STILL EAW CHAMPION……Y! 2! IMPPPPPPAAAAAAAACCCCCTTTTT!!!!

WWEFan: Y2Impact, through desperate measures, by the skin of his teeth, drags his body to the finish line and is the last man standing in the Extreme Elimination Chamber! Y2Impact had to endure this entire Chamber, he is sore, bruised, battered, a straight up bloody mess, but he is STILL our EAW Champion after that hellacious match! Nathan Fiora, Eclipse Diemos, Zack Crash, Matt Miles and Nasir Capitani, they all stepped up the plate ready to give Imp a run for his money, but he found a way to outlast them all!

Kawajai: We gotta talk about that final sequence between Y2Impact and Nasir Capitani especially! Nas came at Y2Impact with one of the worst beatings I’ve ever seen him take, and was more than willing to receive some punishment himself! Nasir kicked out of everything Imp had and he refused to submit, it took one of the most creative and resourceful moves I’ve seen in quite some time just to get Nasir to pass out! Medics are currently heading to the ring to get both men’s conditions but it seems Imp is moving, he’s asking for his EAW Championship so that he can leave!

WWEFan: Y2Impact has that EAW Championship in his possession as he hugs it close to him like he never wants to let it go! There was a lot of uncertainty regarding if he would be able to hold it again upon entering the Chamber! This is his moment to say he did it! That he truly is the EAW Champion whether people like it or not!

(Y2Impact walks off with the EAW Championship, holding it up high in the air as referees and EMTs help Nasir Capitani up. Nasir asks for them to leave him alone. He tags a rag and wipes all of the blood off of his face. He then steps between the ropes, heads past the chamber door and limps down on his own, receiving a standing ovation from the crowd as we fade away from ringside.)

( 15 Minute Intermission )

( Video package plays of the build up to the EAW World Heavyweight Championship chamber, including The Heart Break Boy’s attack on Jacob Senn, the rivalry between Methuselah and Scott Oasis leading up to this, Lucian Black failing to qualify in his qualifying match against, only to qualify in the redemption match, and Jamie O’Hara forcing his way into the chamber by attacking The Mexican Samurai and injuring him.)

( The camera cuts to the ring where the Elimination Chamber descends from above around the ring. The lights dim in the arena as the ring announcer gets into the ring with a mic in hand. )

Ring Announcer: This match is an EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH… AND IT IS FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! The first four elitists to enter the chamber will be placed into their respective pods, while the last two to enter the chamber will begin the match! After every time interval, a random pod will open and that elitist will join the match! The only ways to win this match are by pinfall or submission! The last man standing will be declared the winner AND YOUR EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

(“Punisher” by Fire and Blood echoes throughout the Lucas Oil Stadium as the disdain from the crowd booms from the audience as Jacob Senn steps out to the stage with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship wrapped around his waist, in his black-and-white variation of his attire. He taunts to the crowd about being the man that runs all of Dynasty, holding a barbed-wire steel chair in his hand as he makes his way to the ring.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 218 pounds… he is the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… “INDESTRUCTIBLE”… “THE PUNISHER” JAACCCOOOOBBBBB SEENNNNNNNN!!!

Stew-O: As confident as ever, Jacob Senn walks into this steel creation made for one purpose in the destruction of flesh and bone! Jacob has been in two of these chamber matches, but has never walked out with the world championship in his possession. Maybe with the odds on his side in being the last entry of this match, he could potentially pull off the impossible and retain the championship against them!

Jake Mercer: He has a chance, a slim one, but a chance to retain the championship! Add on the statistic that the last two years, the World Heavyweight Champion was able to walk into the Elimination Chamber STILL in possession of the championship, you could see a third chamber match to hold the same result!

(The lights in the arena cut out, and the stage lights blink red along to the tune of the following lyrics.)

“I’LLL SHOOT THE LIGHTS OUT…”

“HIIIDE TILL’ IT’S BRIGHT OUT…”

“OHHH, JUST ANOTHER LONELY NIGHT…”

“ARE YOU WILLING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE?”

(“Monster” by Kanye West blasts from the speakers when smoke rolls out from the stage to almost completely fog it in smoke. Soon after that, Methuselah walks through the smoke dressed in his ring gear, with a big smile on his face, as he stares up and down the Elimination Chamber before walking towards it. He holds an acoustic guitar in his hand while he stops at the door of the cage to give it one last good look.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent, from The Solitary Candle in The Villa of Ormen… weighing in at 230 pounds… “MAN OF ZEN’… “THE MONSTER” MEETTTHHHUUUSSSEEELLLAAAAHHHHH!!!

Jake Mercer: If anyone has the greatest chance of walking out of this Elimination Chamber Match with the World Heavyweight Championship, however, it’s Methuselah. He’s on a winning streak in these matches, holding two victories in succession in the chamber, all for the world championships! That plays a MASSIVE factor into this match!

Stew-O: He’s even one of those men that you mentioned retained the World Heavyweight Championship inside of this infernal structure! Methuselah has left three Elimination Chambers holding the Answers World Championship, EAW Championship, and the very World Heavyweight Championship on the line tonight! Add on top of it all that he’s entering this as the man of malice in Methuselah, this could be a third straight victory for the legend himself!

(“Running After My Fate” by Jean-Pierre Taieb fills the arena when a massive white light beams through the titantron, the mini-tron, and even a spotlight being brought down before we are shown The Heart Break Boy being brought down from the heavens. The crowd rejoices in his appearance before he stops at the stage, stepping out as he holds a paintball gun in his hands as he cocks it and walks towards the Elimination Chamber!)

Ring Announcer: Introducing their opponent, he is from Ferguson, Missouri… he weighs in at 220 pounds… “THE GOLDEN BOY”… “THE PRODIGAL SON” THHHEEE HEEAAARRRRTTTTT BRREEEAAAAKKKKK BOOOYYYYY!!!

Stew-O: The Heart Break Boy has been on fire since his return to EAW and now, he searches for the opportunity to take the World Heavyweight Champion away from a man he believes doesn’t deserve to be champion! He has stated that he thinks that Jacob Senn took advantage of a weak champion and he hasn’t proved himself to be the champion he believes himself to be! He wants to make Dynasty have a great champion standing at the top!

Jake Mercer: Well, he needs to realize that he’s not looking too magnanimous himself! The man’s return was when our World Heavyweight Champion won the belt AND WAS BLASTED WITH A GOLDPRINT FROM THIS MAN FROM BEHIND! Ever since then, it’s been a nonstop flurry of kicks straight to his jaw! Don’t worry though, The Heart Break Boy will meet his fate when this match is over and done with!

(“Bad Guy” by Eminem plays when Scott Oasis steps out onto the stage with his MMA gloves holding a bag of something in his hands before the crowd simmers down to a bit of disgust towards the behemoth. He bounces around the ring, exploding out onto the ramp with fireworks blasting all over the stage, wearing a trenchcoat before he walks down the ramp towards the Elimination Chamber.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing their opponent, he is from Baltimore, Maryland… he weighs in at 260 pounds… “THE ICEMAN” SCCOOOTTTTTTTTT OAASSSIIIISSSSS!!!

Jake Mercer: Ever since Pain for Pride 9, Scott Oasis has been one of the most dominant athletes that EAW has laid eyes on! In the first big show of the new season of Dynasty, Scott Oasis DOMINATED our current World Heavyweight Champion in singles competition! Scott would continue that domination with Mr. DEDEDE, leading to the change into Methuselah that you see before you! THAT’S THE REASON WHY HE’S ONE OF MY FAVORITE ELITIST!

Stew-O: That’s all true, but at House of Glass, things would change for The Iceman. He would suffer defeat against Methuselah, losing in the Red Wallz Match, but tonight could be a night for redemption! He could not only gain a victory over the darkest form of Methuselah, but he would walk out of here a two-time World Heavyweight Champion!

(“The Stage” by Avenged Sevenfold blasts from the speakers when the crowd continues their show of disappointment when they see Jamie O’Hara step out to the stage with a smile on his face as he hold a sledgehammer in his hand. Wearing a white trenchcoat with bullet holes and bullet graphics, he walks down the ramp as he raises the sledgehammer in confidence and points it towards the chamber.)

Ring Announcer: Entering the match at number one, he is from Sydney, Australia… weighing in at 241 pounds… “THE KING OF BULLETS” JAAMMMIIIIEEEEE O’HHAAARRRRAAAAA!!!

Stew-O: This man has to be a favorite too to win this match, or at least bring a new World Heavyweight Champion into the conversation, because this man has forced his way into this match by assaulting the man that has supposed to be in this match, The Mexican Samurai! However, he was the man that brought an end to the EAW Championship reign of Jacob Senn in the Elimination Chamber and if he repeats history, this will definitely be a major turn in the career of Jamie O’Hara!

Jake Mercer: I like this guy, Stew! I really do! When presented with a chance to be put into the Elimination Chamber Match for the World Heavyweight Championship, he took it! He took the opportunity and gave HIMSELF the chance to be the world champion! However, he’s up against some seriously talented people and if you think that Jacob Senn doesn’t want to take this man out for what happened to him two years ago, you got another thing coming!

(“Am I Savage?” by Metallica fills the arena when Lucian Black steps out to the stage with a confident grin about himself, a mixed reaction from the crowd after the recent videos that he has done, before he walks to the Elimination Chamber with a satchel bag of his own to carry with him. He stops at the door and grabs the chain door, closing it with a fierce look in his eyes as he carries the bag into the ring with him.)

Ring Announcer: Entering this match at number two, he is from San Francisco, California… weighing in at 265 pounds… “THE SILENT PREDATOR”… “THE HARBINGER OF CARNAGE” LUUCCCIIIAAAANNNNN BLLAAACCCCKKKKK!!!

Stew-O: Lucian Black has finally entered the Elimination Chamber, his third Elimination Chamber Match, as he hopes to walk out of here with the championship that was taken away from him by Jacob Senn! He has revealed that tonight, he doesn’t care about Sebastian Monroe and doesn’t want anything to do with him! The only thing that he desires is bringing back home what belongs to him!

Jake Mercer: What he BELIEVES belongs to him, Stew! He lost that World Heavyweight Championship in a match that was called right down the middle and tonight? Tonight, he wants redemption because he failed like always does! Trust me, tonight’s no different! He’s just going to scratch, claw, and fight only to disappoint per usual!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: This is it! The World Heavyweight Championship is now officially on the line as Jamie O’Hara and Lucian Black will begin this match as the clock ticks down for the next participant! Both of these men are no strangers to each other, Jamie making his return to Dynasty at Lucian’s expense, and both men have a bit of a troubled past between the two! Jamie holds his sledgehammer as he stares right at Lucian, who has placed his satchel bag down on the floor and stares Jamie straight in the eyes WHEN JAMIE RUSHES WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER TARGETED STRAIGHT FOR THE SKULL OF LUCIAN BLACK! THIS IS MATCH HAS NO DISQUALIFICATIONS AND ANYTHING IS LEGAL INSIDE OF THE CHAMBER!

Jake Mercer: LUCIAN BLACK STOPS HIM WITH A MASSIVE KNEE TO THE STOMACH THAT CAUSES JAMIE O’HARA TO DROP THE SLEDGEHAMMER! The sledgehammer rolls out of his hand and onto the canvas when Lucian grabs Jamie by the head THROWING HIM ACROSS THE RING INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! JAMIE HITS THE TURNBUCKLE HARD AS HE HOLDS THE TOP ROPE WITH HIS HAND RESTING ON HIS ABDOMEN! Jamie takes a bit of a breathe BUT NOT BEFORE LUCIAN IS ABLE TO NAIL HIM ACROSS THE NECK WITH THE RUNNING CORNER LARIAT! LUCIAN CONTINUES THIS ATTACK OF FOREARMS INTO JAMIE’S NECK, UNRELENTING WITH THEM, BEFORE HE FINALLY PULLS HIM OUT AND ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! Lucian turns around towards the center of the ring AS HE RUSHES IN FOR THE SAMOAN DROP!

Stew-O: JAMIE O’HARA ESCAPES! HE ROLLS OFF THE SHOULDERS OF LUCIAN BLACK AND SHOVES HIM STRAIGHT IN THE ROPES! Lucian bounces off the ropes and returns INTO A JUMPING LEG LARIAT TO HIS THROAT! LUCIAN CLUTCHES HIS WINDPIPE WHEN HE COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS AS JAMIE RISES BACK UP TO HIS FEET! Jamie turns his attention over to the ropes AS HE SPRINTS IN FOR HOPES OF ANOTHER MOVE TO WEAKEN HIS OPPONENT! Jamie bounces off AS HE RETURNS TO LUCIAN ONLY TO BE FORCED TO RUN PAST HIM AS LUCIAN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Jamie rebounds back on the ropes with Lucian getting back to his feet NAILING HIM WITH DISCUS ELBOW STRIKE TO THE FACE!

Jake Mercer: Lucian Black stumbles back from the shot as Jamie O’Hara strikes a gleaming smile on his face RIGHT WHEN LUCIAN RESPONDS WITH A HUGE UPPERCUT TO THE JAW OF JAMIE! JAMIE REELS BACK FROM THE SHOT AS HE HOLDS HIS JAW IN PAIN! JAMIE FIRES BACK WITH ANOTHER HUGE ELBOW STRIKE! LUCIAN WITH ANOTHER UPPERCUT TO THE FACE! ELBOW STRIKE! UPPERCUT! ELBOW STRIKE! UPPERCUT! UPPERCUT! UPPERCUT! LUCIAN FORCES JAMIE INTO THE CORNER WITH THE UPPERCUTS! Lucian grabs Jamie by the arm as he goes to throw him to the turnbuckle BUT JAMIE SPINS OUT AND LIFTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDER! HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION OVER TO THE TURNBUCKLE AS HE DRIVES LUCIAN STRAIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH THE RUNNING POWERSLAM!

Stew-O: LUCIAN BLACK’S SPINE HITS THE TURNBUCKLE AS JAMIE O’HARA HOLDS HIM THERE, HOOKING HIS LEGS ON THE TOP ROPE, AS HE HANGS HIM THERE WITH THE TREE OF WOE! Jamie grabs Lucian by his neck as he pulls him out towards the center of the ring DROPPING HIM WITH A TOP ROPE-HUNG NECKBREAKER STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! JAMIE ISN’T DONE YET! HE ROLLS AROUND AND LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR AS HE STEPS BACK WITH LUCIAN IN HIS GRASP! BRAINBUSTER! JAMIE SPIKES LUCIAN DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A BRAINBUSTER AS HE ROLLS LUCIAN ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!…

Jake Mercer: LUCIAN BLACK QUICKLY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Jamie O’Hara’s going to have to do better than that as Lucian has been preparing for the worst possible event to happen to him in this match! Jamie pulls himself up to his feet as Lucian tries to stand up himself DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A LARIAT! Jamie stands up to his feet and holds his jaw as he looks over to the sledgehammer! He walks over towards it and lifts it up off the ground while Lucian attempts to stand back up to his feet! He picks the sledgehammer up and looks over to Lucian RIGHT BEFORE HE DRIVES IT INTO HIS SPINE! Lucian collapses back down to the canvas as Jamie looks around the ring with a smile on his face, walking over to the turnbuckle corner, calling Lucian up AS HE WANTS TO BURY THAT SLEDGEHAMMER RIGHT INTO HIS FACE!

Stew-O: Lucian powers himself up to his feet as he looks at Jamie WHO RUSHES IN FOR THE SHOT TO THE FACE WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER! LUCIAN AVOIDS IT ONCE AGAIN AS HE DUCKS UNDER IT! He bounces off the ropes as Jamie turns around RIGHT INTO A JUMPING LARIAT FROM HIM! Lucian starts to get pumped up as Jamie starts to roll back to his feet with the sledgehammer taken out of the equation and left on the canvas, as he turns around RIGHT AS LUCIAN GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT! HE’S GOING TO PUT HIM AWAY! DEATH GRIP! NO! CUTTER! JAMIE DROPS LUCIAN WITH THE CUTTER BEFORE HE ROLLS BACK INTO A DRAGON SLEEPER!

Jake Mercer: HOLD UP! WAIT A MINUTE! LUCIAN BLACK IS HOLDING ONTO THE ARM OF JAMIE O’HARA TO TRY AND FORCE HIM OUT OF THE DRAGON SLEEPER! HE USES HIS STRENGTH TO PRY THE ARM OFF AND ROLL HIM DOWN ON HIS STOMACH! HE STARTS TO LOCK HIM INTO THE MODIFIED SEATED ARMBAR! MIDNIGHT CURSE! NO! JAMIE SLIDES OUT OF THE SUBMISSION AND STANDS ON HIS FEET WITH LUCIAN! JAMIE BOUNCES BACK AND RETURNS WITH A LARIAT! LARIAT BY LUCIAN TO FOLLOW! THE DOUBLE LARIAT TAKES BOTH MEN DOWN AND THE CLOCK POPS UP ON THE SCREEN!

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUUZZZZZZZ!!!

(The spotlight for the pods start to flicker randomly around the pods before it finally stops… AT SCOTT OASIS!)

Stew-O: SCOTT OASIS HAS JUST BEEN RELEASED FROM HIS POD! THE POD HAS BEEN OPENED UP AND THE BEAST HAS BEEN FREED FROM HIS PRISON OF LEXAN GLASS! Scott Oasis rushes out of the pod and enters the ring when Jamie O’Hara starts to get to his feet WHEN SCOTT HOOKS HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS! HE THROWS JAMIE ON HIS SHOULDERS AND POINTS HIM TOWARDS THE OUTSIDE! HE SPRINTS AHEAD! POWERBOMB! HE JUST POWERBOMBED THE SELF-PROCLAIMED KING OF BULLETS OUT ONTO THE STEEL GRATE OF THE CHAMBER! Scott Oasis turns around and finds Lucian Black getting to his feet SHOVING HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE ROPES! Lucian rebounds off and returns into the arms of Scott THROWING UP IN THE AIR AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH THE POP-UP POWERBOMB! THE FORCE OF DESTRUCTION KNOWN AS SCOTT OASIS HAS BEEN UNLEASHED IN THE CHAMBER FOR ALL TO SEE!

Jake Mercer: Scott Oasis grabs Lucian Black from the canvas and hoists him up on his shoulder LOOKING FOR THE SAMOAN DROP! WAIT! JAMIE O’HARA ROLLS IN AND STANDS BEHIND THEM BOTH! Scott turns around MET WITH A YAKUZA KICK BY JAMIE… BUT HE’S STILL STANDING! Jamie rushes back into the ropes and returns CAUGHT BY SCOTT OASIS AS HE HOLDS HIM AND LUCIAN ON HIS SHOULDERS! HE THROWS THEM BACK WITH A SAMOAN DROP FOR LUCIAN AND A FALLAWAY SLAM ON JAMIE! BOTH OF THE MEN THAT HAVE STARTED THIS MATCH ARE NOW DOWN THANKS TO THE EFFORT OF SCOTT OASIS! Scott pushes his way back up to his feet as he turns over to one of the walls of the Elimination Chamber, littered his an array of weapons to use for violent means, as he moves through the ropes to walk over to the wall!

Stew-O: Scott Oasis leaves the ring and makes his way the wall MAKING THE FIRST MOVE TO THE WEAPONS ON THE WALL AS HE SNATCHES DOWN AND STEEL CHAIR! Scott has brought a weapon into play as he tosses the weapon into the ring! He snatches a second… a third… AND FINALLY A FOURTH BEFORE HE FINALLY ENTERS RIGHT BACK INTO THE RING WITH THE WEAPON IN HIS HAND WHILE LUCIAN PULLS ON THE ROPES TO BRING HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET! Scott grabs both ends of the steel chair as Lucian turns around his hand still on the ropes BASHING HIS HEAD IN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR AS HE FORCES LUCIAN TO FLY OVER THE TOP ROPE AND COLLAPSE OUTSIDE ON THE STEEL GRATE FLOOR! Lucian just had his bell rung with that chair shot as Scott turns his attention over to Jamie, crawling around on his hands and knees!

Jake Mercer: Scott Oasis walks over to Jamie O’Hara CRACKING THE STEEL CHAIR ON HIS SPINE AS YOU SEE JAMIE ARCH BACK AND WRITHE AROUND IN PAIN! SCOTT LIFTS THE CHAIR UP AGAIN! HE STRIKES WITH THE CHAIR ONCE MORE ON THE SPINE OF JAMIE, GAINING THE SAME REACTION OUT OF HIM, BUT WITH MORE SUFFERING WASHED ON HIS FACE! SCOTT SLAMS IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AS HE JUST CONSTANTLY BATTERS THE AUSSIE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! THE CHAIR ITSELF BEING BENT OUT OF SHAPE BECAUSE OF THE DESTRUCTION THAT IS USED TO KEEP HIM DOWN! Scott Oasis finally calms himself down as he throws the chair aside!

Stew-O: Jamie O’Hara is down on the floor, rolling around as he holds his spine in agony, when Scott Oasis turns to see Lucian Black start to get back to his feet! Scott walks through the middle rope GRABBING LUCIAN BLACK BY HIS HAIR AS HE PULLS HIM IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS! He looks over to the wall of the Elimination Chamber, covered in a variety of weapons tied to the chain links, as he lifts Lucian on his shoulders TO POWERBOMB HIM RIGHT INTO ALL THE WEAPONS AND THE CHAINLINK WALL AS HE COLLAPSES TO THE STEEL FLOOR! WHAT A MOVE RIGHT THERE BY THE ICEMAN! HE COULD HAVE JUST TAKEN OUT LUCIAN BLACK FROM THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE AND NOW WITH THAT MOVE! Scott Oasis has just been a bulldozer since being introduced into this match!

Jake Mercer: Scott Oasis watches to see Jamie O’Hara start to crawl back to his feet, as the welts start to form on his back from the chair shots, when Scott goes through the ropes to face him! He walks over to Jamie and grabs him by his head PULLING HIM TO HIS FEET WHEN JAMIE STRIKES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A CUTTER! JAMIE HAS FINALLY GROUNDED THE BEAST HIMSELF AND CAN NOW GO FORWARD WITH AN ATTACK STRATEGY! Jamie rises back to his feet as he turns over to the sledgehammer that he raises back from the canvas THE TARGET NOW MADE TO BE SCOTT OASIS! Jamie lines him up as Scott starts to get to a knee BASHING HIS HEAD IN WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER! JAMIE NAILS HIM WITH THE SLEDGE AND HITS IT ALL AS HE THROWS THE HAMMER AWAY AND HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!

Stew-O: SCOTT OASIS THROWS HIS SHOULDER UP TO SURVIVE FROM THAT HEADSHOT FROM THE SLEDGEHAMMER! JAMIE O’HARA IS SHOCKED BY THAT BEFORE HE FLOATS OVER AND LOCKS HIM IN THE DRAGON CLUTCH! SOUTHERN CRUCIFIXION! JAMIE STARTS TO CHOKE THE ICEMAN OUT WITH THAT DRAGON CLUTCH SUBMISSION AS THE TIMER STARTS FOR THE CHAMBER PODS!

10… 9… 8… 7…. 6…. 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUUZZZZZ!!!

(The spotlight for the pods start to flicker randomly around the pods before it finally stops… AT METHUSELAH!)

Jake Mercer: HERE HE IS! THE MONSTER HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM HIS POD AND YOU CAN SEE HIS EYES POP IN EXCITEMENT AS HE IS RELEASED FROM THE POD! Jamie O’Hara pops up from the submission hold on Scott Oasis as Methuselah rushes into the ring WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JAMIE! Jamie collapses to the floor when Methuselah turns back to his chamber pod, forgetting his favorite weapon GOING TO GRAB THE EQUALIZER! HE EXITS THE RING TO GRAB THE GUITAR, GIVING SCOTT OASIS ENOUGH TIME TO BEGIN HIS TRIP BACK TO HIS FEET! Methuselah grabs the acoustic guitar from the chamber pod and walks out, entering back into the ring as he watches Scott start to stand up! He reaches up to his feet before he turns around GETTING BLASTED WITH THE EQUALIZER GUITAR!

Stew-O: NO! SCOTT OASIS GRABS THE GUITAR AND THROWS IT TO THE SIDE BEFORE HE BLASTS HIM WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE! Methuselah stumbles back into the ropes BUT RETURNS WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST TO SCOTT’S FACE! Scott stumbles back himself and returns with a grapple AS HE HOPES TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH THE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! OH SNAP! A SPIT-FLYING ELBOW STRIKE FOR THE ICEMAN WITH METHUSELAH STRIKING HIM WITH A STIFF ONE! Scott releases his grip for a second WHEN METHUSELAH HOOKS HIM IN! METHUSELAH DDT! HE DROPS HIM WITH THE IMPALER DDT STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS WHEN METHUSELAH TURNS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS TO HOOK HIM BY THE LEG FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!

Jake Mercer: SCOTT OASIS KICKS OUT OF THE PIN! Methuselah starts back to his feet as he stands above Scott Oasis starts to pull him up to his feet BUT JAMIE O’HARA RUSHES FROM BEHIND AND STRIKES WITH A CLUBBING TO THE BACK OF HIS SPINE! LARIAT! LUCIAN BLACK NEARLY DECAPITATES JAMIE WITH A MASSIVE LARIAT TO THROW HIM BACK OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Methuselah turns his attention for the battle between Lucian and Jamie for supremacy, as he holds Scott up AND THROWS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Lucian exits the ropes with Jamie attempting to pick himself up with Lucian grabbing him by the head up to his feet AS HE THROWS HIM UP AGAINST THE WEAPONS ON THE CHAIN WALL THAT FALL TO THE FLOOR! Methuselah rushes in WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK INTO THE STOMACH OF SCOTT OASIS BEFORE HE DRAGS THE ICEMAN UP TO THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE! Lucian releases Jamie and goes over to the wall and pile of weapons TAKING A TABLE AND SETTING IT UP OUTSIDE ON THE STEEL GRATE! HE’S OPENING THE LEGS AND SETTING THE TABLE UP! Lucian finally sets it up and grab Jamie and hold him between his legs while Methuselah climbs to the top of the turnbuckle with Scott… BEFORE LUCIAN THROWS HIM ON HIS SHOULDER FOR THE POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE ONTO THE STEEL GRATE WITH METHUSELAH SEARCHING FOR THE SUPERPLEX!

Stew-O: NO! SCOTT OASIS HOOKS HIM UNDER HIS ARM AS HE LIFTS METHUSELAH UP IN THE AIR! BRAINBUSTER! HE JUST HITS A BRAINBUSTER FROM THE TOP ROPE WITH METHUSELAH IN HIS ARMS! LUCIAN BLACK DROPS JAMIE O’HARA THROUGH THE TABLE AS HE NAILS THE STEEL GRATE WITH THAT POWERBOMB! Scott Oasis crawls over to Methuselah AS HE HOOKS METHUSELAH FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!

Stew-O: NO! METHUSELAH POPS HIS SHOULDER UP FROM THE BRAINBUSTER AND HE WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT IN THIS CONTEST! WAIT! THE REFEREE ISN’T FINISHED! LUCIAN BLACK IS GOING FOR A PIN ON JAMIE O’HARA AFTER THAT POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE ONTO THE STEEL GRATE!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!

Jake Mercer: WOW! AMAZING RESILIENCE FROM THE KING OF BULLETS AS HE POPS HIS SHOULDER UP FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! Lucian Black slams his hands on the grate in frustration before he grabs Jamie by the head PUSHING HIS HEAD INTO THE CHAIN WALL OF THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER! JAMIE O’HARA SCREAMS IN AGONY AS HIS FACE IS PRESSED AND SCRUBBED AGAINST THE CHAIN LINKS WITH NO REMORSE! Scott Oasis starts to pick himself up with Methuselah crawling to the ropes to stand himself back up to his feet WHEN SCOTT SPRINTS IN FOR THE LARIAT OVER THE TOP ROPE! WAIT! METHUSELAH THROWS HIM BACK OVER TO THE STEEL GRATE WHERE LUCIAN AND JAMIE ARE WITH THE TOSS OVER THE TOP ROPE! Methuselah finally grabs the Equalizer acoustic guitar as he shows a devilish grin on his face, stepping outside of the ring, right before Lucian tosses Jamie back into the ring! Methuselah stands before Scott while he plays the tune of Plord’s song on the guitar as Scott uses the chain links to stand back to his feet TURNING BACK INTO THE EQUALIZER! HE NAILS HIM! METHUSELAH SHATTERS THE GUITAR ACROSS THE FACE OF SCOTT OASIS AS HE HAS BEEN BROUGHT DOWN WITH THE GUITAR! METHUSELAH DROPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR AS HE HOOKS HIS LEG IN FOR THE PIN!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…

Stew-O: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! SCOTT OASIS WAS ABLE TO LIFT HIS SHOULDER OFF THE GRATE FOR THE KICK OUT AND CONTINUES IN THIS MATCH! Methuselah thought he could put him away with the Equalizer, but Scott is a beast in his own right, as it might take more than the guitar to put him away! Lucian Black and Jamie O’Hara continue to fight inside the ring WITH LUCIAN TOSSING JAMIE INTO THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER WITH THE TIMER COUNTING DOWN!

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUUZZZZZ!!!

(The spotlight for the pods start to flicker randomly around the pods before it finally stops… AT THE HEART BREAK BOY!)

Jake Mercer: THE HEART BREAK BOY HAS FINALLY BEEN CHOSEN TO ENTER IN THIS MATCH AS HE COCKS THE PAINTBALL GUN TO PREPARE FOR WAR! He walks out of the pod and aims at the turnbuckle FIRING HIS PAINTBALL GUN TOWARDS LUCIAN BLACK! LUCIAN STARTS TO CHARGE TOWARDS JAMIE, BUT IS STOPPED WITH THE FLYING OF PAINTBALLS HITTING HIM ON HIS ARM AND LEGS BEFORE HE TURNS TO NOTICE THAT HBB HAS MADE IT INTO THE CHAMBER MATCH! Lucian Black starts to march towards him as HBB drops the gun and enters the ring RUSHING HIS WAY OVER TO THE HARBINGER OF CARNAGE HIMSELF! LOU THESZ PRESS! HBB DROPS LUCIAN BLACK WITH THE LOU THESZ PRESS AS HE STARTS TO LAY INTO HIM WITH THE STRIKES! Methuselah stands up with the fallen Scott Oasis at the outside as he goes through the ropes HOPING TO ATTACK THE NEW ENTRY INTO THE MATCH TO WEAKEN HIM DOWN!

Stew-O: THE HEART BREAK BOY LOOKS IN THE CORNER OF HIS EYE TO SEE METHUSELAH COMING IN AS HE JUMPS TO HIS FEET! HBB FIGHTS BACK WITH PUNCHES STRAIGHT INTO METHUSELAH’S FACE AS HE STARTS TO GAIN SOME HEADWAY TOWARDS THE ROPES WITH HIM! HBB forces Methuselah against the ropes to throw him to the opposite side BUT METHUSELAH SPINS OUT AND TOSSES HIM OVER! HBB rebounds off the ropes before RETURNING WITH A FLYING ELBOW STRIKE TO PUT DOWN THE MONSTER! HBB KIPS RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS YOU CAN SEE HIM FEELING THE ADRENALINE COURSING THROUGH HIS VEINS!

Jake Mercer: The Heart Break Boy turns over to see Lucian Black start to stand back to his feet and Lucian turns RIGHT INTO A DROPKICK BY THE GOLDEN BOY HIMSELF! HBB gets back to his feet WITH SCOTT OASIS SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY BACK INTO THE MATCH TO TRY AND GET HBB TAKEN OUT OF THE MATCH! Scott Oasis COMES IN WITH A LARIAT TO TAKE HBB’S HEAD OFF HIS SHOULDERS! CUTTER! HBB SAW THAT COMING A MILE AWAY AS HE DROPS SCOTT WITH THE CUTTER! HBB IS GOING TO TOWN ON THIS ELIMINATION CHAMBER! Lucian Black pushes his way up to his feet INTO A ANOTHER CUTTER! SECOND CUTTER FROM HBB HAS HE’S TAKEN OUT EVERYONE! HBB stands back to his feet with Methuselah starting to shake the cobwebs out of his head from the flying elbow strike! He starts to his feet and turns around RIGHT INTO A CUTTER OF HIS OWN! A HUGE TRIPLE MADE BY THE PRODIGAL SON HIMSELF AS TAKES METHUSELAH DOWN! HBB STARTS TO SCRAMBLE OVER ON METHUSELAH AS HE ROLLS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS TO ATTEMPT TO PUT HIM AWAY!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!

Stew-O: METHUSELAH POPS HIS SHOULDER UP IN RESPONSE TO THE PIN AS HE’S STILL STANDING IN THIS MATCH! The Heart Break Boy stands up and turns around MET WITH A HUGE JUMPING LARIAT FROM LUCIAN BLACK! HBB drops down to the canvas as Lucian turns around and calls for him to get to his feet! HBB pushes on the canvas to bring himself up to his feet before turns TO WHERE LUCIAN KICKS HIM INTO THE STOMACH AND HOLDS HIS HEAD UNDER HIS ARM AS HE SIGNALS FOR IT! CRIMSON DUSK! HE LIFTS HBB UP IN THE AIR FOR THE VERTICAL SUPLEX SIDE SLAM! KNEE STRIKE! KNEE STRIKE! HBB HITS THE KNEES ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD OF LUCIAN BLACK BEFORE HE DROPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR!

Jake Mercer: THE HEART BREAK BOY LANDS ON HIS FEET AS HE GRABS LUCIAN BLACK BY THE HEAD AND RUNS OVER TO THE CHAMBER POD! OH MY! HBB JUST THREW LUCIAN WITH ALL OF HIS STRENGTH INTO THE CHAMBER POD LEXAN GLASS BEFORE HE HANGS ON THE TURNBUCKLE! HBB turns around INTO THE ARMS OF SCOTT OASIS AS HE LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR TO DROP HIM WITH THE POP-UP POWERBOMB! HBB IS DRIVEN STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS WITH A DEVASTATING POWERBOMB BEFORE HE STARTS TO SHAKE OFF THE BEATING HE’S TAKEN! He grabs HBB by the hair and pulls him up to his feet HOOKING HIM IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS FOR THE PILEDRIVER! HE’S GOING TO DUMP HBB RIGHT ON HIS HEAD AND BREAK HIS NECK!

Stew-O: NO! THE HEART BREAK BOY GRABS ONTO THE LEGS OF SCOTT OASIS BEFORE HE COULD LIFT AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE FLOOR BY THEM! He holds his legs up in the air as he crosses him on his own LOOKING TO LOCK SCOTT IN THE SHARPSHOOTER! THE HEART BREAK BOY HOPES TO PUT DOWN THE BEAST WITH THE SHARPSHOOTER AS HE FLIPS OVE– RUNNING REVERSE STO! METHUSELAH JUST DROPPED HBB ON HIS FACE WITH THE STO AS THE TIMER STARTS DOWN UNTIL THE FINAL ENTRY INTO THE MATCH!

10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUUZZZZZ!!!

(Right when the buzzer sounds, there is no spotlight that randomly starts to the pick the chambers, as simply the final chamber pod opens to bring in JACOB SENN!)

Jake Mercer: THE FINAL ENTRY HAS BEEN CALLED FOR AND THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM HIS POD WITH THE CHAOS HAVING BEEN ALL OVER THE PLACE! Jacob Senn might have a great advantage as he runs out with the barbed-wire steel chair and runs through the middle rope with Methuselah standing on his feet BASHING HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE BARBED-WIRE CHAIR! METHUSELAH IS DROPPED TO THE FLOOR WHEN WE SEE THE HEART BREAK BOY START TO RISE TO HIS FEET! Jacob Senn turns to see him on his feet with HBB standing and turning RIGHT INTO A SHOT FROM THE CHAIR AS SENN DRIVES THE CHAIR STRAIGHT INTO HIS STOMACH! HBB hunches over in pain RIGHT WHEN JACOB DRIVES THE STEEL CHAIR ON HIS SPINE TO FORCE HIM BACK DOWN INTO THE RING! OUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS PROVING BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT WHY HE’S THE CHAMPION!

Stew-O: Jacob Senn turns over to see Jamie O’Hara on the turnbuckle as he sprints back CHARGING IN FOR THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF JAMIE! HUGE KNEE STRIKES ON THE CHIN OF JAMIE! Jacob holds his knee on Jamie’s face as he starts to laugh and chuckle before he drops down turning around TO BE MET WITH THE MASSIVE CHOKE FROM LUCIAN BLACK! LUCIAN HAS RISEN FROM THE TOSS INTO THE CHAMBER POD WITH FURY IN HIS EYES BEFORE HE RAISES HIM UP IN THE AIR! DEATH GRIP! SIT-OUT CHOKEBOMB BY LUCIAN ONTO THE MAN THAT BEAT HIM FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! HE HOLDS JACOB DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS HE HOPES TO PUT HIM AWAY WITH AN ELIMINATION RIGHT HERE!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!

Jake Mercer: JACOB SENN GETS HIS SHOULDER UP AND CONTINUES TO FIGHT FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Lucian Black starts to get back to his feet and grabs Jacob by his hair to do so ONLY FOR JACOB TO FLIP BACK WITH THE PELÉ KICK! LUCIAN IS DROPPED TO THE FLOOR WITH THE KICK AS HE PUSHES HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET! Jacob smiles and looks down on Lucian before he turns around STOPPING RIGHT IN THE FACE OF METHUSELAH! METHUSELAH SHOWING A TRICKLE OF BLOOD FROM THE CHAIR SHOT HE TOOK FROM THAT BARBED-WIRE STEEL CHAIR AS HE LOOKS TO SEARCH FOR BLOOD! THE ICON THAT IS JACOB SENN, OUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, HAS JUST MET THE MONSTER OF LEGENDS THAT METHUSELAH IS INSIDE OF THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!

Stew-O: Can you shut up about Jacob Senn? Like seriously! Methuselah and Jacob Senn stare down each other with an intense vibe being shared from the two BEFORE METHUSELAH SNAPS WITH THE SPIN TO STRIKE THE FACE OF SENN WITH THE SPINNING BACKFIST! Jacob stutters back BUT RESPONDS IN TURN WITH THE STIFF ELBOW STRIKE TO THE FACE! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! METHUSELAH IS STUMBLING BACK INTO THE ROPES! Jacob grabs Methuselah by the arm AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE ROPES! Methuselah rebounds off the ropes RETURNING WITH A SPEAR TO DROP THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! JACOB HAS BEEN TURNED INSIDE OUT WITH THE SPEAR!

Jake Mercer: NO! DON’T LET THAT SPEAR KEEP YOU DOWN! GET UP! Methuselah stands up and turns his attention over to see The Heart Break Boy getting back to his feet WITH METHUSELAH RUSHING IN! ANOTHER SPEAR! HE TAKES DOWN THE GOLDEN BOY WITH THE SPEAR AS YOU CAN SEE THE ADRENALINE COURSING IN METHUSELAH’S VEINS! Methuselah stands back up to see Lucian Black picking himself up from the Pelé kick WITH METHUSELAH GOING FOR THE TRIPLE! THIRD SPEAR! LUCIAN HAS FALLEN TO THE THIRD SPEAR AS THE DRIED CRIMSON MASK OF METHUSELAH IS SHOWN TO THE WORLD AS HE’S AMPED UP! HE’S ABOUT TO BE THE MONSTER THAT DEVOURS EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS MATCH TO BE CROWNED THE WORLD CHAMPION FOR THE SEVENTH TIME IN HIS CAREER!

Stew-O: Methuselah stands up and holds up the corna taunt wh–

(The lights flicker until they finally go out… )

Stew-O: WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON? THE POWER JUST CUT OUT! THE ENTIRE LUCAS OIL STADIUM IS LEFT IN DARKNESS AND WE DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING! Someone in the production truck is telling us that it’s a power outage, others are saying that a breaker tripped, but backstage workers are moving to their best abilities to attempt to get the lights back on and working! ALRIGHT! THE WORKERS ARE ABOUT TO TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON FOR US!

(The darkness of the entire arena start to be cast away by the stage lights of the arena showing Methuselah still left standing in the ring!)

Jake Mercer: IT LOOKS LIKE WE’RE BACK ON! Methuselah is still left standing as we thought something wa– WHAT THE HELL? I JUST NOTICED IT! HE’S IN THE RING! Methuselah turns around him AND ALMOST SEEMS LIKE HE’S SEEN A GHOST AS HE LOOKS WITH SHOCK ON HIS FACE! IT’S… IT’S… IT’S XAVIER WILLIAMS! XAVIER WILLIAMS HAS RETURNED TO EAW! WE THOUGHT THAT JAMIE O’HARA HAD PUT XAVIER OUT OF ACTION, BUT NOW HE’S BACK AND I THINK THAT METHUSELAH IS ON HIS HIT LIST! XAVIER RUSHES IN AND STARTS TO LAND STRIKES INTO THE HEAD OF METHUSELAH AS BOTH MEN START TO DUKE IT OUT! XAVIER WILLIAMS STRIKES WITH A KNEE TO THE STOMACH OF METHUSELAH TO FORCE HIM TO HUNCH OVER BEFORE HE HOOKS METHUSELAH WITH HIS ARMS AND LEGS! HE LOOKS AROUND THE ARENA WITH A LOOK OF RAGE PLASTERED ON HIS FACE BEFORE HE LIFTS HIM UP! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! HE SPIKES METHUSELAH RIGHT ON HIS HEAD INTO THE CANVAS BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S DONE WITH HIM YET!

Stew-O: I don’t think so either! Xavier Williams goes outside of the ring and GRABBING A MENAGERIE OF STEEL CHAIRS AND THROWING THEM INTO THE RING! HE PULLS THE CHAIRS OFF THE WALL AS HE THROWS THEM INTO THE RING, AROUND FOUR OF THEM BEING TOSSED IN THERE! He enters back into the ring as Methuselah tries to get up BUT HE JUST STOMPS HIM STRAIGHT IN THE BACK BEFORE STARTS TO OPEN THE STEEL CHAIRS AND PLACE THEM TOGETHER ALMOST LIKE A STEEL TABLE! HE PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE HE HOOKS HIM IN ONCE AGAIN TO LIFT HIM UP IN THE AIR OVER THE CHAIRS! HE HAS HIM UP FOR A SECOND PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! HE DROPS HIM HEAD-FIRST INTO THE STEEL CHAIRS AS METHUSELAH COULD HAVE JUST BROKEN HIS NECK ON THE CHAIRS! YOU CAN SEE METHUSELAH START TO WRITHE AROUND IN PAIN INSIDE CARNAGE OF BENT AND MANGLED STEEL AS XAVIER STARES DOWN AND RELISHES IN HIS VIOLENCE!

Jake Mercer: Xavier Williams starts to walk away BUT JAMIE O’HARA SPRINTS IN TO FIGHT WITH A HUGE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE! Xavier reels back from the shot BUT RETURNS WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT INTO HIS FACE! Jamie drops down a knee from the blow as Xavier steps back and looks straight to Jamie HOOKING HIM BY HIS ARMS AND LEGS! HE LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR AS HE DROPS HIM WITH THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! JAMIE HAS BEEN DROPPED BY XAVIER WILLIAMS IN RETALIATION FOR THE ASSAULT THAT HE HAS DONE UNTO HIM FROM DYNASTY! I THINK HE MIGHT WANT TO DO MORE, BUT SECURITY IS ALREADY TRYING TO GET IN TO GET XAVIER OUT OF THERE! Xavier turns his head over to see Jacob Senn holding his stomach from the spear he took to Methuselah as he chuckles before leaving the Elimination Chamber! Xavier has definitely made a mark on his return as we watch Scott Oasis start to crawl his way over towards the wreckage that Methuselah has been left in COVERING HIM WITH ONE ARM AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!

Ring Announcer: Methuselah has been eliminated by Scott Oasis!

Stew-O: AFTER ALL THAT THESE MEN HAVE PUT EACH OTHER THROUGH, AFTER THE CARNAGE THAT HAS BEEN ENDURED, WE FINALLY WITNESS THE FIRST ELIMINATION IN THIS MATCH AND IT WAS FROM THE WORK OF THE RETURNING XAVIER WILLIAMS! Methuselah has been eliminated from this match and now Scott Oasis starts to push himself up to his feet, getting the energy to fight in this match again! He walks over to the ropes to exit the ring as almost everyone else in the match is still down from the spears made by Methuselah and the interference by Xavier Williams! He enters his chamber pod and goes through the satchel he brought PULLING OUT A PAIR OF CHAIN MAIL GLOVES!

Jake Mercer: WHERE DOES HE THINK HE IS? MEDIEVAL TIMES? SCOTT OASIS WALKS INTO THE RING AND PLACES HIS FOCUS ON JAMIE O’HARA! HE DROPS DOWN TO THE FALLEN MAN AND BEGINS TO BEAT HIM IN THE FACE WITH THE CHAIN MAIL GLOVES! SCOTT JUST DRIVES THOSE CHAIN MAIL FISTS INTO HIS FACE, AS YOU CAN SEE THE CHAIN MAIL BEGIN TO BE PAINTED WITH JAMIE’S OWN BLOOD! Once Scott sees red from Jamie, he decides to put a stop to his beating and turns his attention over to Lucian Black! He drops down on top of him REPEATING THE SAME METHOD AS HE HOPES TO BRING THE SAME CRIMSON MASK ON HIS FACE!

Stew-O: SCOTT OASIS JUST DRIVES HIS FISTS INTO THE FACE OF LUCIAN BLACK BEFORE HE FINALLY STARTS TO SEE THE RED MASS ACCUMULATE ON THE FACE OF LUCIAN! Scott has began a rampage to bring blood from all of his opponents as he turns his attention to The Heart Break Boy! Scott starts to mount over him BUT HBB SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE AS HE TRIES TO FIGHT BACK! HOWEVER, SCOTT NAILS HIM WITH A STIFF JAB FROM THE CHAIN MAIL PUNCH AS YOU CAN ALREADY SEE BLOOD SHOOT FROM HIS MOUTH! SCOTT CONTINUES TO PUNCH AND CAVE HIS FISTS INTO THE HEAD OF HBB WITH THE CHAIN MAIL! THIS IS JUST BARBARIC FROM SCOTT OASIS!

Jake Mercer: Once the red liquid starts to pour from the forehead of The Heart Break Boy, he relents and turns his attention to one last person! NO! NOT HIM! NOT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Scott turns around WHEN JACOB SENN IS ALREADY ON HIS FEET AND MEETS HIM WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE TO THE FACE! Jacob seems confident that he was able to rattle the beast ONLY TO BE RATTLED HIMSELF WITH A HUGE UPPERCUT TO THE JAW WITH THE CHAIN MAIL GLOVE! JACOB SHOOTS BLOOD OUT OF HIS MOUTH LIKE A GEYSER AS HE COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR! Scott mounts Jacob this time AND GOES FOR THE CHAIN MAIL PUNCHES ON HIM NOW! THIS IS JUST HARD TO WATCH! I CAN’T LOOK, STEW!

Stew-O: JACOB SENN IS ALMOST TRANSFORMED INTO A CORPSE WITH THE AMOUNT OF PUNCHES THAT HAVE BEEN SLAMMED INTO HIS FACE AND THE GORISH SCENE THAT HAS BEEN LEFT WITH THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD THAT HE HAS DRAWN OUT OF HIM! Scott finally throws the chain mail away and rolls Jacob on his stomach STANDING ON HIS FEET AS HE STARTS TO STEP BACK TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE! HE STARTS TO GET PUMPED UP AS HE SCREAMS FOR JACOB TO GET TO HIS FEET! HE WANTS TO PUT HIM AWAY WITH THE RELAPSE! THIS COULD SPELL THE END FOR THE TITLE REIGN OF JACOB SENN!

Jake Mercer: Jacob Senn starts to attempt to pick himself back to his feet WHEN SCOTT OASIS SPRINTS FORWARD TO PUT HIM AWAY! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE! JAMIE O’HARA SHOOTS IN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF SCOTT OASIS! Scott drops down to a knee with his eyes glazed over as Jamie runs to the ropes with blood covering his face FOR THE IN EXCELSIS! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE STRAIGHT TO THE FACE OF SCOTT OASIS AS THAT COULD BE THE END RIGHT THERE! JAMIE COLLAPSES ONTO SCOTT AS HE BARELY HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!

Ring Announcer: Scott Oasis has been eliminated by Jamie O’Hara!

Stew-O: THAT’S TWO DOWN AND OUT FROM THIS ELIMINATION CHAMBER AS JAMIE O’HARA WAS ABLE TO PUT DOWN THE BEAST IN THIS MATCH! Jamie O’Hara has made it one step closer to being crowned the EAW World Heavyweight Champion and now, he starts to push himself up to his feet! He starts to scan around the ring to see if someone is about to challenge him BUT HE’S GRABBED FROM BEHIND! WHAT’S THIS? LUCIAN BLACK, WITH THE SAME RED MARK OF BLOOD THAT WAS CREATED FROM CHAIN MAIL, GRABS JAMIE BY HIS ARM AND HOPES TO DROP HIM WITH THE HOUR OF THE BEAST! HE SNATCHES THE ARM OF JAMIE AS HE PULLS HIM IN TOWARDS HIM! WRIST-LOCK SPUN INTO A DISCUS LARIAT THAT HAS TO FEEL LIKE THEY JUST WENT THROUGH A CAR ACCIDENT! JAMIE COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR WHEN LUCIAN DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN! LUCIAN COULD PUT THIS MAN AWAY!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!

Jake Mercer: WAIT! WAIT! JAMIE O’HARA IS ABLE TO LIFT HIS SHOULDER UP TO SHOW THAT HE WON’T BE PUT DOWN LIKE THIS! Lucian Black looks up to the referee in disbelief as he was quite sure that he was going to eliminate him from this contest! Lucian stands back to his feet and turns his attention over to satchel bag he placed in the corner that has remained in its spot through all the chaos that has occurred! Lucian grabs the bag and picks it up, carrying to the center of the ring as he unties the bag DUMPING THE CONTENTS ALL OVER THE CENTER OF THE RING AS IT’S SHOWN TO BE GLASS SHARDS! THIS IS REMINISCENT OF HOUSE OF GLASS WHEN HE WAS DROPPED BY JACOB SENN IN THE GLASS WALLZ! Lucian Black makes his way to Jamie O’Hara as he turns over to see Jacob start to get to his feet! Lucian releases Jamie and starts to make his way o– GOLDPRINT! THE HEART BREAK BOY COMES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE SUPERKICK RIGHT IN THE FACE OF LUCIAN BLACK! LUCIAN DROPS TO THE FLOOR BEFORE THE HEART BREAK BOY DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!

Ring Announcer: Lucian Black has been eliminated by The Heart Break Boy!

Stew-O: THE HEART BREAK BOY HAS ELIMINATED LUCIAN BLACK! WE ARE DOWN TO THE FINAL THREE MEN IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER! HBB pushes his way back to his feet, dried blood caked on his face as he barely stands and watches Jacob Senn fight to his feet, as he crawls on the turnbuckle to get back to his feet! HBB stands on his feet as he starts to stomp on the canvas HOPING TO PUT HIM AWAY WITH THE GOLDPRINT! THIS HAS BEEN THE BANE OF JACOB ON DYNASTY FOR WEEKS AND THIS COULD BE THE MOMENT WHERE A NEW CHAMPION IS CROWNED! Jacob stands on his feet and stumbles back TURNING AROUND TO THE GOLDPRINT! LOW BLOW! JACOB DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE AND NAILS HIM WITH A SHOT TO THE GROIN AS HBB COLLAPSES TO THE HIS KNEES AS HE HOLDS HIS CROTCH! Jacob stands up and looks down on HBB as he points down for the gun taunt RUSHING BACK TO THE ROPES BEFORE HE RETURNS TO PUT HIM OUT WITH GRAVITY FALLS! THE CURB STOMP DROPS HBB STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS AS HE ROLLS HBB ON HIS SHOULDER FOR THE PIN!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!

Ring Announcer: The Heart Break Boy has been eliminated by Jacob Senn!

Jake Mercer: YES! YES! I DON’T CARE HOW HE DID IT, BUT JACOB SENN HAS MADE IT TO THE FINAL TWO! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION THAT ENTERED LAST IN THIS CHAMBER MATCH, JACOB SENN, AND THE MAN WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE MATCH OFF AND HAS SURVIVED THROUGH IT ALL IN JAMIE O’HARA! THIS RIVALRY HAS BEEN GOING FOR TWO YEARS SINCE THE LAST ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH AND TONIGHT, THESE TWO COME TO BLOWS FOR WHO WALKS OUT AS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Jacob Senn pushes himself up to his feet, stumbling around the ring from the exhaustion of this match, as Jamie O’Hara starts to do the same as he tries to shake Lucian’s discus lariat off! The two men stare at each other with a compilation of bitterness and anger as they stand to their feet, walking towards one another with both men bloodied and beaten, tested by the trials of this Elimination Chamber!

Stew-O: JACOB SENN THROWS THE FIRST BLOW WITH THE ELBOW STRIKE TO THE FACE! JAMIE O’HARA QUICKLY RETALIATES WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE! JACOB WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE! JAMIE WITH ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE FOR SENN TO EAT! ELBOW STRIKE! KNEE STRIKE! ELBOW! KNEE! ELBOW! KNEE! ELBOW! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! JAMIE LANDS FLUSH ON THE CHIN WITH THE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AS HE STUMBLES AROUND IN THE RING BEFORE HE RUSHES TO THE ROPES! HE RETURNS WITH THE BICYCLE KNEE! JACOB DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES WHEN JAMIE STEPS BACK AND LINES HIM UP! IN EXCELSIS! THE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF JACOB AS THIS COULD BE THE REPEAT! JAMIE COULD DO IT ONCE AGAIN AND DEFEAT JACOB SENN IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER! HE HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!

Jake Mercer: YES! JACOB SENN IS ABLE TO GET THE SHOULDER UP WITH JAMIE O’HARA AT A LOSS OF WORDS! Jamie grabs Jacob by the head and lifts him up to his feet again BUT JACOB SLIDES OUT OF HIS HANDS AND JUMPS UP BEHIND JAMIE ON HIS SHOULDERS! REVERSE HURRICANRANA! OH MY GOODNESS! HE NAILS THE REVERSE HURRICANRANA INTO THE GLASS SHARDS THAT LUCIAN POURED ALL OVER THE CENTER OF THE RING EARLIER IN THE MATCH! Jacob is barely able to pick himself back up to his feet as he you can see Jamie has trouble to get to his feet, starting to pick himself up with glass shards on his face BEFORE JACOB SPRINTS TOWARDS THE ROPES TO RETURN WITH GRAVITY FALLS! CURB STOMP INTO THE GLASS SHARDS! JACOB SENN FORCES JAMIE O’HARA’S HEAD INTO THE GLASS SHARDS WITH THE CURB STOMP AS HE COULD HAVE RETAINED THE CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT HERE! JACOB ROLLS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!

Stew-O: HOW? HOW IN THE WORLD? HOW DID JAMIE O’HARA JUST KICK OUT OF THE CURB STOMP INTO THE GLASS SHARDS? JACOB SENN IS LEFT IN A STATE OF SHOCK, SHAKING HIS HEAD WITH DENIAL AS HE CAN’T BELIEVE THAT HE JUST KICKED OUT OF THE MOVE! Jacob Senn stands up and walks over to pick up the barbed-wire steel chair, placing it on top of the glass shards and onto his face, before he stands up AND POINTS FOR THE KILL SHOT TO PUT JAMIE AWAY! HE RUSHES TO THE ROPES AS HE LOOKS TO PUT HER AWAY FOR THE CURB STOMP INTO THE BARBED-WIRE STEEL CHAIR!

Jake Mercer: NO! JACOB SENN STOMPS NOTHING BUT THE CHAIR AS JAMIE O’HARA SCATTERS BACK FROM THE CURB STOMP! Jacob stands there and shocked about missing BEFORE JAMIE HOOKS HIM FROM BEHIND IN THE WRIST-LOCK! HE COULD BE LOOKING TO END THIS WITH THE ROMAN SKY! NO! JACOB USES HIS INSTINCT TO GRAB JAMIE’S NECK FROM BEHIND! WEAPON X! JACOB DROPS JAMIE WITH THE STUNNER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND JACOB RISES TO HIS FEET! HE SPRINTS TO THE ROPES AS JAMIE STARTS TO PICK HIMSELF UP! GRAVITY FALLS! A SECOND GRAVITY FALLS FROM JACOB ONTO JAMIE AS THIS HAS TO BE THE END! JACOB ROLLS JAMIE ON HIS SHOULDERS AND LOOKS TO FINISH THE JOB WITH THE PIN ATTEMPT!

Ring Announcer: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“Punisher” by Fire and Blood plays in the background when Jacob Senn rolls off of Jamie O’Hara and lies on the canvas when the referee drapes the EAW World Heavyweight Championship.)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner AND SSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL EAW WWWWWWOOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD HHHHHHHHEEEEEAAAAAVVVVVYYYYYYWWWWWWWEEEEIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT CCCCCCHHHHAAAAAAMMMMMMMMPPPPPIIIIIIOOOOOONNNNNN… JACCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBB SENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

Jake Mercer: MY MAN HAS DONE IT! HE HAS RETAINED HIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IN ONE OF THE MOST GRUELING, HELLACIOUS, AND BRUTAL MATCHES THAT SEBASTIAN MONROE COULD OFFER HIM! If you are still in the belief that Jacob Senn doesn’t deserve the World Heavyweight Championship, just look at this Elimination Chamber Match as evidence of the amazing talent!

Stew-O: I can’t believe that I’m saying this, but I have to respect the resilience and determination that he possessed into getting into this match! However, you have to respect the effort of the other participants, ESPECIALLY Jamie O’Hara! He lasted from the first entry to the last man to be eliminated! He practically stole the show in this match!

(Jacob Senn pushes himself to his feet as he throws the EAW World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder and raises his hand in celebration. He walks over to the the chain link walls and climbs up on the links, hanging off as he raises the title up against the wall with his bloodied face also pressed against it, as the crowd shows their hatred towards him.)

(Cameras cut backstage where a furious Kendra Shamez is sitting with the medical team as they are attending her wounds.)

Kendra: Can you… Can you.. CAN YOU BE MORE GENTLE?! YOU’RE DIGGING INTO MY SKIN, YOU MORON!

(The frantic medical intern begins to shake as Kendra grows increasingly furious.)

Kendra: OUCH! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE, DIDN’T YOU? I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO GET UP FROM THIS SEAT AND —

(Kendra’s phone begins to ring. She looks down on the screen and immediately picks up.)

Kendra: DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE? I TOLD YOU, HBG. NO – NO! YOU LISTEN! I TOLD YOU, HBG, I TOLD YOU SINCE DAY ONE; TRUSTING CAMERON ELLA AVA IS LIKE GOING TO ARIA JAXON’S HOUSE AND ASSURING YOURSELF YOU WON’T GET LICE FROM HER FAMILY – IT’S IMPOSSIBLE! I TOLD YOU SHE WASN’T TRUSTWORTHY. I DON’T CARE IF IT WAS IN THE MOMENT! SHE’S BEEN IN THIS INDUSTRY LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU NEVER BETRAY YOUR STABLEMATES. SHE’S THE REASON WHY I LOST MY TITLE! SHE’S THE REASON WHY I CAN’T CALL MYSELF THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION ANYMORE. YOU KNOW WHAT, HBG? SHE’S DEAD. SHE’S DEAD TO ME, SHE BETTER BE DEAD TO YOU AND SHE’S DEAD TO THE OG VIXENS. I CAN’T BELIEVE WE WENT TO HER HOUSE FOR THANKSGIVING. MEXICANS DON’T KNOW HOW TO COOK TURKEY, HBG, IT WAS DRY. Yeah, yeah, good luck on your match.

(Kendra hangs up as her personal assistant, a visibly nervous young man, comes forward and hands Kendra a beautiful bouquet of red roses with a card on the side.)

PA: For you, Ms. Shamez.

Kendra: Who are these from?!

PA: I’m not quite sure, they were simply left in your locker room.

(Kendra grabs the flowers and begins to read the note.)

Kendra: Men at some time are the masters of their fates: The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. From your biggest admirer – the anonymous aristocrat.

….
(Kendra stands up and walks to the nearest trash bin.)

Kendra: WHOEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SUCH A GREAT JOKE, YOU CAN GO TO HELL!

(Kendra throws the flowers into the bin as the camera fades to black.)

(Video package highlighting Jon McAdams’ Hardcore Championship victory is played on the titantron. It shows Mike Showman celebrating along with him after The People with Class paid off Carson Ramsay to attack Drastik and cost him his championship. Showman is then shown trying to assist Ramsay but ultimately costing him his match against Drastik. The exchange of words between McAdams and Drastik plays in a loop before the camera pans to ringside)

Ring Announcer: The following match will be contested under Hardcore rules and is set for one fall… AND IS FOR THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!

(“SAIL” by AWOLNation blares over the speakers as Drastik darts back and forth from one side of the top of the ramp to the other, playing to fans along the way who break out into “SAIL” chants)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Oakland California, weighing in at 220 pounds… DRASTIKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

Kawajai: Drastik saved himself a bit of trouble with a victory over Carson Ramsay on this past Voltage. If Ramsay had won he would have been the special guest referee in this match, but Drastik may have even benefitted from Showman’s interference in that bout.

WWEFan: Drastik needs to worry about Jon McAdams now.

Kawajai: But what about Mike Showman? His involvement in Drastik’s match with Ramsay certainly didn’t play out in the favor of The People with Class, but he’s something Drastik will have to consider.

(“Iron (Mystery Jets Remix)” by Woodkid blares over the speakers as Jon McAdams makes his way down the ramp alongside his partner Mike Showman. The two men are greeted by thunderous boos from the audience as they both point to the Hardcore Championship to mock the crowd)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from London, England, weighing in at 199 pounds… Accompanied to the ring by Mike Showman… He is the HARDCORE CHAMPIONNNNN… JONNNNNNNNN MCADAMMMMMMS!!!!!!!!!

WWEFan: McAdams is looking pretty confident in his prospects tonight, and you can see why. With these two by one another’s side, it’s pretty hard to top them.

Kawajai: But look at Drastik though. You can’t just take him lightly because you think you have an ace up your sleeve.

WWEFan: Drastik’s got a chance, but I think McAdams and Showman have succesfully found a way to take advantage of the 24/7 Hardcore Championship rules. McAdams gets blindsided, guess what? There’s Mike Showman! It would be an understatement to say Drastik has his work cut out for him…

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Kawajai: This Hardcore clash is underway and you can see from the look in Drastik’s eyes that he wants that title back! McAdams is fast circling around Drastik in the ring, Drastik following pace, and the two men knot up in the center for a moment but Jon McAdams quickly and somewhat surprisingly gains the upperhand with a knee to the sternum of Drastik! You can see Drastik is maybe a little wary that Mike Showman is accompanying McAdams at ringside, he knows he might have to fight two men in order to escape with a win here. McAdams whips Drastik off the ropes but Drastik charges on the rebound and takes McAdams’ block off with a hard clothesline! McAdams was clearly a little surprised by the speed of Drastik right there!

WWEFan: McAdams collects himself and rises back to his feet, but there’s Drastik right behind McAdams! Waist lock! AND IT’S FOLLOWED BY A GERMAN SUPLEX! Drastik connects with the German Suplex and on the release seems to have dropped Jon McAdams on his head! McAdams is fast laid out, his partner Mike Showman is looking on in horror, and Drastik hooks McAdams’ leg for the cover!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEE…… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……

Kawajai: Jon McAdams with the kickout! McAdams kicked out after that German Suplex but Drastik quickly focuses back on McAdams, forcing him back up to his feet by his arm. McAdams is maybe still feeling the effects of that release German Suplex, and Drastik now wrenches his arms around McAdams and charges him up against the turnbuckles! What’s this?! Mike Showman just hopped on the ring apron and he’s trying to distract Drastik, but Drastik with a headbutt to Showman! I think that headbutt may have done just as much damage to Drastik as it did to Showman, but Showman was sent flying off the ropes! Drastik staggers back, and now McAdams has enough time to recuperate! Drastik turns around and he’s met by a rake to the eye from Jon McAdams. Mike Showman is slowly making his way back up to his feet on the outside of the ring, and he seems to be searching under the ring for something! Meanwhile, McAdams hooks his arm over the head of Drastik and he’s sizing up for something against that turnbuckle… A SNAP SUPLEX AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!

WWEFan: The Snap Suplex against the turnbuckle connects! Drastik’s back hit smack-dab against the top turnbuckle. Drastik plummeted to the ring afterward, but he’s still holding his back and agonizing in pain! McAdams may have his People with Class partner Mike Showman to thank for that, mustering enough time to distract the former Hardcore Champion so McAdams could get back on the offensive!

Kawajai: McAdams stomps away at the head of Drastik as he lays on the ground still favoring his back! This is the equivalent of a boxer having another boxer backed up against the ropes in the heat of the battle. A second win over Drastik could mean great things for the budding career of Jon McAdams regardless of circumstance. Drastik is slowly making his way back to his feet, even as McAdams continues punching and kicking away! Drastik is up and he’s trying to do everything in his power to stave off McAdams, but it seems like some of his strength may be sapped after taking that Snap Suplex right into the turnbuckle! Drastik is holding his back, and McAdams continues punching away at the cranium of the five-time World Champ, but Drastik shows some pushback with a big boot flush into the jaw of the Hardcore Champion! These two men have been surprisingly grounded thus far in this match, it isn’t quite the extreme warfare you’d expect but perhaps that was McAdams’ strategy all along. That’s why he calls his duo with Mike Showman the People with Class!

WWEFan: He’d better hope that doesn’t cost him though! Sometimes weaponry can mask other flaws a wrestler might have.

Kawajai: McAdams does have that insurance policy in Mike Showman who appears to have some kind of concealed weapon in his hand right now after looking under the ring, but Drastik is now mounting an attack on McAdams, smacking him in the face with right and left hands before connecting with a beautiful spinning wheel kick!

WWEFan: You can see Showman starting to get a little antsy about this on the outside. In Showman’s eyes, he is as much the Hardcore Champion as his partner Jon McCadams! Drastik once again forces McAdams back up to his feet, and now Drastik grabs McAdams by his neck and tries to throw him over the top rope right by Showman! BUT MCADAMS LANDS ON THE RING APRON! The artist formerly known as RRS turns around for a brief instant, thinking McAdams flew over the top rope, but what is this?! Showman just handed McAdams something!

Kawajai: Drastik turns around and he sees McAdams didn’t fall to the outside! Drastik with one more charge! CLOTHESLINE — NO! BRASS KNUCKLES! MCADAMS DECKS DRASTIK WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES, AND DRASTIK TAKES A HUGE FALL FROM GRACE AS HE TUMBLES DOWN TO THE MAT! DRASTIK MAY BE UNCONSCIOUS! AND NOW MCADAMS WITH THE SPRINGBOARD!

WWEFan: SPRINGBOARD SPLASH CONNECTS ON DRASTIK AND MCADAMS FOLLOWS THROUGH WITH THE COVER!

Ref: ONEEEEEE… TWOOOOOOOOO….. THRRRRRRR—-

THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“Iron (Mystery Jets Remix)” by Woodkit hits as the referee raises Jon McAdams’ hand in victory. The crowd boos as McAdams quickly goes over to the timekeeper’s area to take his Hardcore Championship, celebrating with Mike Showman as they walk up the ramp. Drastik is very slow to move)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match by pinfall… And STILLLL EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION…. JONNNN MCADAMSSSSS!!!!!!!

Kawajai: Drastik fought pretty valiantly at times but to me he looked kind of lethargic tonight. You can make the excuse that Showman was there, but Drastik just didn’t look like his normal self.

WWEFan: Wow, for once I agree with you. Drastik looked like a fish out of water tonight. McAdams, on the other hand, looked like a guy who is just now tapping into his ability. Something tells me great things await the duo of Mike Showman and Jon McAdams — The People with Class.

(The camera pans away from the ring and turns over to the medical doctor’s room as Jamie O’Hara is being worked on by the doctors.)

Jamie O’Hara: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME? HE ACTUALLY WON! That’s pathetic! I’m going to make sure that poor excuse of a General Manager hears about this!

???: Well, why don’t you go ahead and scream to me about it?

(Jamie turns around and looks to see that Sebastian Monroe has entered the medical room.)

Jamie O’Hara: YES! You need to fix this, Monroe! I should be the World Heavyweight Champion and this is on your head!

Sebastian Monroe: You know what? I’ll fix this… Doc, can he compete?

Doctor: Yes, after about a week, he should be fine.

Sebastian Monroe: Alright, then here’s how I’ll solve it. I’m going to give you a chance WITH YOU BEING INSERTED INTO THE KING OF ELITE TOURNAMENT! See you on Dynasty for that, pal!

(Sebastian Monroe chuckles as he walks out the medical room with a irritated Jamie O’Hara sitting on the chair.)

(Camera fades to a screen of black, before a line of text unrolls across the display: “At first, there were twelve…” Highlights of tag team action from all the teams is shown in a collage, before fading to black as more text appears: “But now… There are only two.” Highlights of The Emperium are shown as Lannister is seeing uppercutting various opponents in quick-succession with the Heart Break Gal is seen unloading a plethora of assaults on the opponents. The highlights fade into the beaming smiles of Matt Miles and Matt Ryder. Highlights are shown of Ryder fondling his female opponents while Miles laughs, and then transitions into more serious combat, highlighting in a manifold of tag team maneuvers. The camera fades to black one final time as text unrolls: “Out of these two teams… Only one will come out on top.”)

(Camera fades to the center of the ring where the ring announcer is standing.)

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!… And it is for the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

(“Gold Digger” by Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx plays as Matt Ryder and Matt Miles walk out, Miles visibly tired from his previous match but not visually worn out. They each point to different directions of the arena as gold pyrotechnics shoot out and they walk down the ramp, slapping hands with fans before sliding into the ring and posing.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 443 pounds… They are Matt Ryder and Matt Miles… MATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT SQUAREDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

Kawajai: AND THIS IS THE MOMENT WE HAVE BEEN WAI—

Pierre: NO! NO! NO VOLTAGE SCUM COMMENTATORS WILL BE RUINING A MATCH OF THIS NATURE! THE LOVELY CHERISH AND I GOT THIS ONE, YOU CAN LEAVE. OUT! OUT!

(Kawajai removes his headset as Pierre is heard laughing.)

Cherish: That may have been excessively harsh, but it got the job done… Just like Matt Squared! Many people saw this team during its formation and thought it was just another joke and an excuse, but so far, they have shown they are far from it. Ryder and Miles know how to have fun in their matches, but they also have shown extreme fluentness in knowing each other’s abilities and limitations. This knowledge has lead to some absolutely beautiful acts of teamwork between them, and has culminated with a match here at Road to Redemption X in the finals!

(“Square Hammer” by Ghost hits as Lannister and the Heart Break Gal walk out, dragging a luxurious red cape from their shoulders behind them. Lannister is carrying his newly won Cash in the Vault briefcase, looking serious as the camera zooms to some wrapping around his head and small healing cuts he endured in the TLC. The Heart Break Gal has an arrogant smirk plastered upon her face as they both slide in and pose in the corners.)

Ring Announcer: And their opponents… weighing in at a combined weight of 387 pounds… They are The Cash in the Vault Holder, Lannister and The Heart Break Gal… THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EMPERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUMMMM!!!

Pierre: ABSOLUTE CYNICAL DESTRUCTION! These two have been MONSTERS on their rampage through every opponent in there way? Don’t believe me? YOUR LOSS! Because these two are the cream of the crop, and Matt Squared will have to do everything perfect to stand a chance. It may work into their advantage that Lannister had just endured one HELL of a TLC match a few hours ago, but that is not to take away from his utmost skill and resiliency.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Cherish: THE FINALS HAVE COMMENCED! Matt Ryder and Heart Break Girl are starting this match off, with their partners sitting out. That is very smart knowing that they have already participated in matches tonight, especially Lannister. Ryder and Heart Break Gal circle the ring… AND THEY LOCK UP! Matt quickly overpowers her and transitions into a side headlock, but Heart Break Gal is having none of that as she shoves him off and he bounces off the ropes… Ryder rebounds right into an arm drag, and he quickly rises to his feet as Heart Break Gal is smirking at him, pleased that she caught him off guard! They lock up once more, but this time the Heart Break Gal drives a knee to his stomach, and another, and a third! She grabs him by his arm and spins around it, yanking it behind his back and upwards… She reaches up… AND SITOUT NECKBREAKER FROM THE HALL OF FAMER ONTO MATT RYDER! Matt stumbles against the ropes and is trying to stretch out the arm that she had been working on, but she is quickly after him as she charges… AND THE HEART BREAK GAL WITH A RUNNING LARIA–MATT RYDER DUCKS UNDER! AND HE HOOKS HER IN! HE IS LOOKING FOR THE LONG ISLAND LIFETIME RIGHT NOW! THE REVERSE SWINGING ST—THE HEART BREAK GAL GRABS ONTO THE ROPES AND THE REFEREE FORCES HIM OFF!

Pierre: MATT RYDER THOUGHT HE HAD HER EASILY! He lets go and takes a few steps back as the Heart Break Gal holds the ropes… AND RYDER KICKS HER RIGHT IN THE GUT AND SHE IS TAKEN BACK AS THE AIR GASPS OUT OF HER LUNGS! Ryder leans her back against the rope, and he looks down at her chest… AND HE SMILES! CHEST CHOP! CHEST CHOP! ANOTHER AND ANOTHER AS HE IS UNLOADING THESE KNIFE EDGE CHOPS INTO HER CHEST! He takes a step back as she staggers forward towards him… AND MATT RYDER WITH A HIP TOSS! BUT HEART BREAK GAL LANDS ON HER FEET! Ryder turns right into a kick to his gut, and she runs off the ropes… RUNNING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! BUT RYDER MOVES AND GRABBED HER USING HER OWN MOMENTUM! HE SPINS HER UP AND AROUND! BLUE THUNDER BOMB FROM LONG ISLAND’S FINEST CONNECTS! HE HOOKS THE LEG!

Cherish: BUT BEFORE THE ONE COUNT CAN HAPPEN, LANNISTER ENTERS THE RING AND KICKS MATT RYDER IN THE FACE, BREAKING THE PIN! Ryder is trying to get to his feet, and Lannister leans over gingerly and pulls him up… BUT WAIT! MATT MILES IS GRIPPING THE TOP ROPE FROM THE APRON! HE SPRINGBOARDS! DOUBLE AXEHANDLE SMASH TO THE HEAD OF LANNISTER! THE SAME HEAD THAT WAS FOCUSED ON SO PRECISELY IN THE TLC! Miles rolls Lannister out of the ring as he returns to his apron, and meanwhile Ryder has started to drive right hands into the face of Heart Break Gal over and over, relentless in his assault! Ryder pulls her up and drags her to the corner, and he tags in Miles! Ryder whips Heart Break Gal into the ropes… AND RYDER LEANS OVER FOR A BACK BODY DROP! AND MILES IS LAYING BEHIND HIM WITH HIS KNEES READY FOR A DOUBLE KNEE! BUT THE HEART BREAK GAL KICKS HIM SQUARE IN THE FACE! Ryder is sent straight up with his back erect as Heart Break Gal smacks him RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! AND SHE TOSSES HIM OUT AS MATT MILES IS TRYING TO GET TO HIS FEET! BUT IT IS TOO LATE AS SHE CHARGES AND KICKS HIM SQUARE IN THE RIBS! She is stomping all over the torso of Miles, and even though he is pulling himself into the corner in hopes of recovering, she will not stop as she drives her boot into his throat, and the referee begins the count to break it up…

Pierre: Finally she removes her boot as the referee was ready to call five, and she leans over and pulls Miles to his feet, leaning him in the corner… SHOULDER THRUST TO HIS GUT! AND ANOTHER! A THIRD AND A FOURTH AND A FIFTH THRUST CONNECTS AS SHE IS BLATANT IN HER STRATEGY AND TARGETING HIS RIBS! She takes a step back as he stumbles out of the corner… AND SHE WHIPS HIM INTO HER OWN CORNER! AND SHE TAGS IN LANNISTER! She is holding Miles against the corner as Lannister ent—MATT RYDER SLIDES IN AND HE IS CHARGING! BUT LANNISTER WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK THAT SENDS RYDER TO THE MAT! He lifts Ryder up and leans him in the corner opposite of Miles… He tells Heart Break Gal to step aside… AND HE CHARGES! RUNNING UPPERCUT TO MATT MILES! He turns around… RUNNING UPPERCUT TO MATT RYDER! HE TURNS! RUNNING UPPERCUT TO MATT MILES! RUNNING UPPERCUT TO MATT RYDER! AGAIN TO MILES! ONCE MORE TO RYDER! He grabs Ryder by the arm… AND HE WHIPS RYDER RIGHT INTO MATT MILES AT FULL FORCE! Ryder hits the mat and rolls out of the ring to recover as Lannister moves in on Miles, and gives the Heart Break Gal a tag back in… Lannister hooks him in… SNAP SUPLEX! AND THE HEART BREAK GAL WITH A SPRINGBOARD SENTON FROM THE OUTSIDE AS SHE HOOKS THE LEG!

ONE!……….. TWO!………….

Cherish: BUT MATT RYDER GRABS HER BY THE ANKLE AND PULLS HER OFF! He takes a step back as the referee is looking at him, scold–LANNISTER LEAPS FROM THE APRON! LEAPING SPINNING UPPERCUT THE OUTSIDE CONNECTS AND HE SENDS RYDER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A THUD! Meanwhile, Heart Break Gal is stomping on the torso of Matt Miles, and she leans over to pull him up… BUT MATT MILES WITH AN UPPERCUT OUT OF NOWHERE THAT STAGGERS HER! AND A STEP UP ENZUIGIRI SOON FOLLOWS! Heart Break Gal stumbles backwards, looking to tag in Lannister, but Miles grabs her by the arm and whips her into the ropes, away from her partner… AND MATT MILES WITH AN ATOMIC DROP! She is left standing, dazed as Miles runs off the ropes… BUT LANNISTER IS ON THE APRON AND HE SWINGS AND HITS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Miles turns around, clearly irritated and goes to attack Lannis—THE HEART BREAK GAL WITH A ROLL UP!

ONE!………… TWO!…………..

Pierre: KICKOUT FROM THE VOLTAGE SCUM! Matt Miles is to his feet before Heart Break Gal and he connects with a brutal kick to her midsection, and now his unloading elbows to her spine over and over! He pulls her up and stands her up straight… SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM MILES! BUT DUCKS AS HE LANDS ON HIS FEET, BUT SHE TACKLES HIM RIGHT INTO THE CORNER BEFORE HE COULD MAKE A DEFENSE FOR HIMSELF! Miles is leaned over, holding his gut in pain as she tags in Lannister! Lannister steps in and grabs Miles by the neck, pulling him a few steps away from the corner… SWINGING NECKBREAKER! AND NOW HEART BREAK GAL IS LOOKING FOR A STANDING MOONSAULT! THE ANCESTRAL SNAP COMBINATION FROM THE EMPERI–MATT RYDER IS UP AND HE GRABS THE HEART BREAK GAL BY HER FEET AND PULLS THEM OUT FROM UNDER HER AS SHE FALLS BACK ON THE MAT IN PAIN! Ryder pulls her out of the ring and yanks her in… AND LEVELS HER WITH A PULL-IN CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL! Ryder is kicking her in the back over and over…

Cherish: BUT LANNISTER! IS THIS MAN MAD?! HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES, AND HE LEAPS! TOPÉ TO THE OUTSIDE AND HE LEVELS MATT RYDER TO THE MAT! I CAN APPLAUD THE ATHLETICISM, BUT AFTER THAT MATCH EARLIER TONIGHT, HOW IS HE EVEN CAPABLE OF SUCH A THING! Lannister is using the apron to pull himself to his fe–MATT MILES WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE RIGHT INTO HIS FACE AND LANNISTER IS SENT STUMBLING BACK! Miles now takes off and runs off the ropes… AND SUICIDE DIVE CONNECTS AS HE TAKES LANNISTER TO THE GROUND AND ALL FOUR COMPETITORS ARE DOWN! THIS IS LUNACY, PIERRE! ABSOLUTELY INSANE!

Pierre: YES! IT! IS! Matt Miles is first to his feet, but Heart Break Gal is up behind him soon after… AND SHE GRABS HIM ON THE SHOULDER AND SPINS HIM AROUND! AND A SWINGING LEFT HAND FROM HER! BUT MILES DUCKS AND HOOKS HER IN! URANAGE BACKBREAKER CONNECTS! Ryder is using the steps to get up, and he is standing on top of the steps as Miles gives him the confirming nod… AND MATT RYDER WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF THE HEART BREAK GAL WHO WAS BROKEN OVER MATT MILES KNEE! OH MY LORD, I DO NOT KNOW IF SHE IS BREATHING AFTER THAT! Miles and Ryder give each other a little nod as the referee counts five, and they loo–LANNISTER IS BARELY UP BUT WITH A LAST SENSE OF URGENCY HE SHOVES MATT MILES INTO RYDER, AND MILES SENDS RYDER FACE FIRST INTO THE CORNER POST! Both men bounce back, with Ryder standing in front of Miles… AND MY LORD! LANNISTER GRABS BOTH THEM AROUND THE WAIST! DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AS LANNISTER SENDS MATT SQUARED FLYING OVERHEAD AND INTO THE BARRICADE! WHAT A SHOWING OF STRENGTH! Lannister drags his feet over to Matt Miles, clearly exhausted and rolls him into the ring, breaking the referee’s count of seven and hooking the leg!

ONE!……… TWO!………..

Cherish: BUT MATT MILES DRIVES A SHOULDER UP! Lannister cannot believe it as he pulls Matt Miles up, and after a few rigorous knees to his midsection, he hooks him in… SNAP SUPLEX CONNECTS! Lannister again gets to his feet and runs and bounces off the ropes… RUNNING BACK SENTON TO THE MIDSECTION OF MILES! HE HAS TO HAVE A BROKEN RIB OR TWO BY NOW! Lannister drags him to the center of the ring, stomping all over his shoulders and arms, keeping him grounded as he looks to the outside, wanting the Heart Break Gal but she is barely getting to her feet, still recovering from the stomp to her chest. Lannister turns around and pulls Matt Miles to his feet, yanking him between his legs… AND HE HOISTS HIM UP! LOOKING FOR A POWERBOMB! BUT MATT MILES WITH A RIGHT HAND! AND ANOTHER! HE IS DESPERATELY UNLOADING PUNCHES IN HOPES OF BREAKING OUT THE LION’S GRIP! AND MILES HAS LANNISTER STAGGERING… AND MILES LEANS BACK! HURRICANRANA CONNECTS AND LANNISTER IS SENT INTO THE MAT WITH AN EMPHATIC THUD! Miles had escaped his near doom there, and he looks to the outside where Ryder has just crawled onto the apron after that brutal suplex. Miles leans over and gives him a tag!

Pierre: Matt Miles pulls Lannister over towards the corner and elevates him into a side headlock… Ryder walks in behind him… LANNISTER IS DROPPED WITH A DDT FROM MILES, AND MATT RYDER RUNS OFF THE ROPES! BROSKI BOOT! BROSKI BOOT CONNECTS AND RYDER KICKS LANNISTER RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! Matt Miles rolls out of the ring and takes position on the apron as Ryder stomps on the back of Lannister, and now Ryder pulls him up… He whips Lannister into the ropes… AND RYDER WITH A HIP TOSS BACKBREAKE—LANNISTER KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! AND RIGHT HAND! LEFT HAND! AND UPPERCUT AS RYDER IS STAGGERING! Lannister hooks him in… AND HE LEVELS HIM WITH A BODYSLAM! AND NOW HE GRABS HIS LEGS! HE IS LOOKING FOR IT… AND HE HAS IT LOCKED IN! SHARPSHOOTER! SHARPSHOOTER! AND LANNISTER IS LOOKING UP AT THE HEART BREAK GAL WHO IS ASCENDING UP THE CORNER SLOWLY, AND LANNISTER IS EGGING HER ON! EMPERIUM IS LOOKING FOR THE LIONS DEN! THE CURB STOMP FROM THE HEART BREAK GAL WHILE LANNISTER LOCKS IN A SHARPSHOOTER! AND GOES TO LEAP!

Cherish: BUT MATT MILES CLIPS HER BY THE ANKLE AND SHE FALLS SPLIT LEGGED ON THE TOP ROPE! AND THEN MILES SPRINGBOARDS! LEAPING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE OF LANNISTER WHO LOSES GRIP ON MATT RYDER! Lannister stumbles forward as Miles is trying to get to his feet… AND HE TAGS IN THE HEART BREAK GAL AS SHE STANDS UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND MILES GETS TO HIS FEET… AND HEART BREAK GAL WITH A MISSILE DROP KICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! She shoves him outside of the ring and she rolls Matt Ryder over on his back… STANDING MOONSAULT CONNECTS AND SHE PULLS HIS LEG BACK!

ONE!……… TWO!…………

Pierre: KICKOUT FROM MATT RYDER! The Heart Break Gal is irate as she pulls Ryder up and shoves him into the corner… AND THE TRAMP STAMP! THE SUPERKIC—MATT RYDER CATCHES HER FOOT AND SHOVES HER AWAY! She turns around and charges! BUT MATT RYDER STEPS OUT OF THE WAY AND SHE GOES CHEST FIRST INTO THE CORNER! Ryder is waiting for her to bounce bac—LANNISTER HAS ENTERED THE RING BEHIND HIM! AND HE LIFTS RYDER UP INTO THE AIR AS HE TURNS AROUND! FEUER FREI! FEUER FREI! AND RYDER IS BARELY STANDING! AND THE HEART BREAK GAL TURNS HIM AROUND! SHE LEAPS UP! EVISERA—NO! NO! MATT MILES WITH A LEAPING DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER! CONNECTS! THE HEART BREAK GAL DROPS TO ONE KNEE! BUT LANNISTER CHARGES! MATT MILES ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND LANNISTER IS RIGHT BEHIND HI—MATT MILES TURNS! HE SWINGS THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE RIGHT INTO HIS HEAD AND LANNISTER DROPS! Meanwhile in the ring, Ryder pulls Heart Break Gal up… HE HAS HER IN POSITION FOR THE LONG ISLAND LIFETIME! AND MATT MILES SLIDES IN AND RYDER IS HOLDING HIM… AND MATT MILES WITH A RUNNING KNEE AS RYDER SPINS WITH THE LONG ISLAND LIFETIME! THEY CALL THAT THE GOLD STANDARD! RYDER HOOKS THE LEG!

ONE!……… TWO!……….. THREE!………..

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“Gold Digger” by Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx hits as Matt Miles and Matt Ryder are handed the title belts, where they both hold them in front of them and look up to the lights and hold the titles high as they move to the corner and pose.)

Ring Announcer: And your winners… AND NEW! EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… MATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT SQUAREDDDDD!!!

Cherish: THEY HAVE DONE IT! MATT RYDER AND MATT MILES HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES VICTORIOUS AND ARE THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! IT HAS ALL CAME TO FRUITION! MATT SQUARED WINS!

Pierre: INDEED THEY DO! This is definitely a great rebound for Miles, coming off that disappointing performance in the the Voltage Scum Chamber, it surely paid off that he did not last long and saved some energy. Both him and Ryder came to wrestle tonight, and they did so good enough to win! Lannister is still the Cash in the Vault, and he and his partner definitely put up one hell of a fight tonight, but in the end, Matt Squared is our NEW EAW Unified Tag Team CHAMPIONS! MORE GOLD TO THE A SHOW, SHOWDOWN!

(Camera pans to Ryder and Miles having a brotherly hug as they both lift their championships high in the air as the camera fades to black)

(The camera transitions backstage to Ares Vendetta in his locker room, pacing back and forth in his ring attire as Bishop observes him from a nearby chair)

Bishop: Is there something on your mind?

(Ares ignores her as he continues pacing, visibly in thought)

Bishop: … If there are any concerns you have–

(Ares stops dead in his tracks, staring at her)

Ares: Concerns? What, as in doubts? Were you under the impression I have my doubts about this match? I had nothing to worry about when I was forced to face two mongrels, I didn’t concern myself when I was forced to face three mongrels at Pain For Pride, so what makes you believe five of them will make a difference?

Bishop: I see.

(Ares walks over to a nearby chair where the Answers World Championship is sitting and angrily throws it hard into a nearby wall, staring at it as it lies upon the ground)

Ares: I suppose you’re not entirely wrong. There is one slight problem. I aim to resolve that right now.

(Ares turns towards Bishop)

Ares: I don’t want you nor Rook anywhere near me out there.

Bishop: Why?

(Ares scoffs)

Ares: Because that’s what I want, and you’ll do it. Tonight is a special occasion, and I’m not sharing it with anyone else. I don’t need your help, and I don’t want your help. I’m going to mutilate each and every mongrel in that Chamber with my own two hands and my own two hands alone. Understood?

Bishop: Does it bother you? How they accuse you of being a coward for your methods?

(Ares’ annoyed expression slowly turns to a laugh)

Ares: Do you believe I even remotely concern myself with their petty insults? My ways won the Gold Rush Tournament. My ways won the Answers World Championship. My ways won the main event of their precious Pain For Pride. My ways made me the longest reigning World Champion this company has ever seen, and I haven’t even gotten started yet.

(Ares leans in towards Bishop with a serious expression)

Ares: The real coward is any man too bound to his pathetic morals to do whatever it takes to get what he wants. I’m not concerned with any of it. I’m not concerned with any of those mongrels. I’m not concerned with HRDO. I’m not concerned with the Elimination Chamber. I’m not concerned about this mystery man. I’m certainly not concerned about whatever weapons they bring along with them…

(Ares casually makes his way over towards the wall, leaning down and picking up the Answers World Championship with a twisted smile upon his face)

Ares: Because I’ve got the greatest weapon of them all.

(Ares looks towards Bishop)

Ares: Stay out of my way. Both of you.

(Ares takes his leave, dragging the Answers World Championship with him as Bishop looks on)

WWEFan: Ok, fans…if there are children in the room…THIS would be the time to take them to bed…

Kawajai: I’d even arrange for them to stay with a relative…this next match is going to be pure violence…

WWEFan: It will NOT be for the faint of heart…it will NOT be a technical clinic…it will be a FIGHT. A simple, true, FIGHT. These two men are going to go to war with each other…at MOST…ONE of them will walk out of here tonight.

Kawajai: I can’t wait.

WWEFan: Fans…we warned you…do what you will…we’ll do what we will…and that’s go back to ringside with our ring announcer…

(DING DING DING!)

Announcer: “LAAAAAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN…The Following Contest…is an UNSANCTIONED FIGHT! There are NO pinfalls…NO submissions…the ONLY way to win is to INCAPACITATE YOUR OPPONENT to the point they CAN NOT CONTINUE!”

(The fans roar…and the lights go out…)

(The opening notes of Mozart’s “Don Giovanni” play through the arena as a soft blue light rises from behind the curtain. The light bleeds into a deep red color as a figure emerges from the back…he backs out, wearing a jet black suit…his hair, slicked back…he turns…it’s Keelan Cetinich. His mouth is covered and dripping with what looks like blood, and he holds a bottle of Chianti and glass in his left hand…and a random piece of meat in his right…)

Announcer: “INTRODUCING FIRST….FROM BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA…NOW RESIDING IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT 227 POUNDS…HE IS THE HANNIBAL LECTER OF HARDCORE….HE IS….KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELAN……CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!!!!!!!”

(Keelan raises the piece of meat to his mouth…and bites a huge chunk out of it, just as “Oblivion” by 30 Seconds To Mars blares through the P.A. system…The fans roar as Keelan tosses down the meat and strides down the ramp, pouring himself a glass of Chianti as he does…)

WWEFan: Keelan Cetinich looks ready here, Jai…and he better be. Marco Fedor has taken a darker, more sinister outlook…Keelan is looking like a killer here tonight, but is it all show, Jai?

Kawajai: I don’t think so in the slightest…Keelan Cetinich has been the sole reason for whatever success Marco Fedor has here on Voltage, and I am going to bet dollars to pesos that Keelan makes short work of Baby Fedor here tonight.

(Keelan climbs into the ring and raises the glass of Chianti to the crowd, before downing the glass. Keelan smiles and licks his lips as he places the lid back on the bottle and puts both in the corner…and again, the lights go out…)

(The RedempTron lights up with a blinding white screen…)

(Black lettering appears…)

(“BE PHENOMENAL…OR BE FORGOTTEN”)

(“Rise Up” by Cenacle strikes, as six men and women, adorned in white robes and with golden locks a-flowing, stream out through the curtain. All six of them carry black flags with a white wolf head in the center…they line the ramp, three on each side, and raise their flags…and Marco Fedor bolts out through the curtain, stopping on the ramp. He wears a bright white track jacket with TEAM FEDOR embossed across the back…)

Announcer: “AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY….WEIGHING IN AT 185 POUNDS…….HE IS THE WHITE WOLF….MARCO….FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!”

(Marco shuffle side steps down the ramp, weaving his way through the flowing flags as he keeps his eyes locked downwards…Marco finally looks up and immediately slides into the ring, stalking right up to the smiling Keelan. They get face to face as the music dies down…)

WWEFan: …Marco and Keelan are saying something to each other…Marco is growing angrier and angrier with each word that he spits…Keelan isn’t backing down…

(DING DING DING!)

WWEFan: This match is…EUROPEAN UPPERCUT knocks Keelan back into the ropes! Keelan clutches his chest, but roars back with an Uppercut of his own!…Marco stumbles back…and rushes in with a knee to the stomach! Keelan doubles over, giving Marco enough time to remove his jacket…and Marco WHIPS the jacket down hard across Keelan’s back… Keelan winces for a slight second, giving Marco plenty of time to rush the ropes…rebound…and is ROCKED by a CRACKING Elbow shot to the face! Marco again reels back…but DUCKS a forearm and counters with a HARD HEADBUTT TO THE CHEST! WHOA!

Kawajai: Keelan stumbles back…but rus-BICYCLE KNEE FROM MARCO FEDOR!! KEELAN MIGHT HAVE WHIPLASH AND A BROKEN NOSE…Keelan drops to a knee, clearly knocked loopy, as Marco again takes off towards the opposite ropes…Keelan grabs ahold of the second rope to steady himself, here comes Marco…BIG BOO-NO! KEELAN BACKS AWAY! MARCO GETS HUNG UP ON THE SECOND ROPE…KEELAN HOPS OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE APRON…CATAPULTS BACK IN…AND TAKES DOWN MARCO WITH A BLOCKBUSTER!!! MARCO CLUTCHES AT THE BACK OF HIS NECK AND WRITHES IN PAIN!!

WWEFan: Keelan smirks a little and wipes some of the “blood” off his mouth with his thumb and licks it…he takes a look back at Marco before rolling to the outside…what could he be planning?

Kawajai: Well, in this environment, we have to be ready for anyth-

WWEFan: And KEELAN HAS A CHAIR!

Kawajai: Or a chair. Be ready for a chair.

WWEFan: Keelan raises the chair to the fans, taking in the rousing applause before turning….doesn’t notice Marco running the ropes…rebound…Keelan turns…SUUUUICIDE DIVE!!!!

Kawajai: BUT KEELAN INSTINCTIVELY GETS THE CHAIR UP IN TIME! MARCO’S FOREHEAD HIT THE STEEL SO HARD IT BASHED INTO KEELAN’S HEAD AS WELL!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! BOTH MEN ARE HURT!!

WWEFan: My word, we’re…what? Three minutes into the match, and already we’ve seen moves that could end matches on their own? THIS IS WHY I LOVE VOLTAGE!!

Kawajai: Keelan shakes the cobwebs out of his head and looks around trying to regain his composure…he pulls himself up using the barricade, but immediately falls back down to a knee…he really got cracked with the edge of the chair…Marco pushes himself back up to his knees…Keelan stands again, first one to his feet gets the upperhand…Keelan drags Marco up by his hair…grabs him by the wrist…and whips him HARD towards the far barric-NO, Marco shifts momentum, whips Keelan…Keelan barrels towards the barricade…BUT LEAPS UP TO THE TOP!! WHAT BALAN-

WWEFan: AND MARCO KICKS HIS LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM! KEELAN TOPPLES BACKWARDS RIGHT ONTO HIS NECK ONTO THOSE UNFORGIVING MATS!! HE MIGHT BE CRIPPLED!! MARCO WITH A SICK SMILE AS HE JUST…SAUNTERS AWAY…MARCO SMIRKS AS THE REF RUSHES PAST HIM TO CHECK ON KEELAN!

Kawajai: We might have a winner here already, Fan…Keelan landed with a disgusting thud…like someone dropped a wet blanket out a three story window…

WWEFan: Fans, the ru-…a wet blanket? What the hell are you talking about?…Fans, the rules, in case you missed them or were unclear…the competitors will wrestle – sorry…FIGHT – until they are unable to continue. Our referee, “Flash” Morgan Spencer, will have the final say…no pins, no submissions…you have to not only Knock-Out your opponent…you have to make him physically unable to continue…this match is brutal with a capital B.

Kawajai: Meanwhile, Keelan is SOMEHOW still awake…he slowly pushes himself to a knee…he pushes the ref away…WHICH CLEARS A PATH FOR MARCO FEDOR TO HIT A RUNNING SHOTGUN DROPKICK!!! KEELAN FLIES BACK INTO THE BARRICADE WITH ANOTHER SICKENING THUD, AND YOU HAVE TO IMAGINE THAT HE’S HAND THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HIM!!

WWEFan: Marco doesn’t give him a moment to breath, dragging Keelan up by the ears…Marco hooks Keelan, looking for a Suplex…lifts…AND DROPS KEELAN STOMACH FIRST OVER THE BARRICADE!! Whatever breath Keelan managed to catch HAS to be gone now…Keelan coughs and sputters as Marco rushes back to the chair from before…he runs back to Keelan and unfolds it, placing it a few feet away from Keelan….what does Marco have planned….

Kawajai: Marco rushes back about six yards…turns…and RUSHES back towards Keelan!! Marco steps up onto the chair…and LEAPS….CHAIR ASSISTED FRONT DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF KEELAN’S HEAD!!! OH MY GOD!!!!

WWEFan: Keelan Cetinich just…drops from the barricade to the mat…he might have broken ribs, a concussion…we’re barely into this thing, and already, the ref needs to stop this…

Kawajai: Thankfully, Marco is using this time to catch his breath and check under the ring…Marco is nearly waist deep under there…Keelan…Keelan, by the grace of GOD, is clawing his way back to his feet!! Marco backs out from under the ring…and he’s carrying…

WWEFan: A LADDER!!

Kawajai: Marco takes a moment to regain his balance with that huge ladder in hand…he turns to Keelan…who staggers back to his feet…Keelan turns…AND EATS THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! THAT BASHED IN HIS NOSE, AND BLOOD IS GUSHING EVERYWHERE!!! JESUS HOVA CHRIST, THAT CRUSHED HIS NOSE BUT GOOD!! KEELAN COLLAPSES TO THE MAT, CLUTCHING AT THE GEYSER HIS NOSE HAS BECOME!! A POOL OF BLOOD IS FORMING ON THE MATS!!

WWEFan: AND MARCO GOD DAMN FEDOR IS LAUGHING AT THIS! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HIM!?!?

Kawajai: Marco Fedor has become his own man, Fan. Plain and simple. He does what he wants, how he wants, WHEN he wants.

WWEFan: What happened to “Bet dollars to pesos that Keelan will make short work of Baby Fedor?!”

Kawajai: YOU said that.

WWEFan: YOU SAID THAT!

Kawajai: Nope.

WWEFan: YOU…Dammit… Keelan is panting and gasping for air…he’s noticed the blood on the mats…and KEELAN LEAPS TO HIS FEET AND ROARS!!! MY GOD, HE’S FURIOUS!!! Marco is taken aback, almost looking guilty with that ladder in his hands…and KEELAN RUSHES FORWARD!! Marco swings the ladder like he’s Hunter Pence…AND KEELAN DUCKS UNDER…he stops and turns quickly…Marco’s back is to him…CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE!! Marco falls to the mat, the ladder on top of him…thankfully he didn’t take too much of a hit from the ladd-

Kawajai: KEELAN’S UP…STANDING DOUBLE STOMP ON THE LADDER CRUSHES MARCO’S CHEST!!!!!…Keelan balances, though…leaps again….ANOTHER STOMP!…STILL STANDING…LEAPS….AND A THIRD STOMP!!! MARCO’S STERNUM IS CRACKED IN HALF!! KEELAN HAS TAKEN THIS MATCH BACK IN HIS HANDS!!

WWEFan: Keelan points down to Marco’s sputtering corpse and grabs the ladder, tossing it inside the ring. Marco coughs and shakes his head to the ref…I guess that means he’s still fine to continue…Keelan spits out a mouthful of blood and grabs Marco by the hair, dragging him back to his feet, and rolls him back into the ring…Keelan follows closely and stands, making a beeline for that ladder…Keelan picks it up and turns to Marco…before simply SLAMMING the ladder down onto his chest!!

Keelan Cetinich (no mic): “Stay down this time, you Punk!”

WWEFan: Keelan Cetinich, letting Marco know just how he feels…Keelan takes one final look down at Marco…and simply JUMPS to the top rope…what athleticism! Keelan gathers his balance….slooooowly begins to stand, the cheers rising with him…

Kawajai: MARCO POPS BACK TO HIS FEET! HE HAS THE LADDER…AND HURLS IT INTO KEELAN’S FACE!!! KEELAN DROPS BACK DOWN TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, CROTCHING HIMSELF ON THE TOP! Marco throws the ladder back down onto the mat and starts to climb up to the top rope…but Keelan ROCKS him with a solid right hand!…Marco clutches the top rope to maintain his balance, and fires back with a HARD right of his own! Keelan reels…BUT COMES FIRING BACK WITH A HARD, LOUD HEABBUTT!! Marco falls back a little, but maintains his grip…he’s inches away from falling onto that ladder…wait…KEELAN’S STANDING ON THE TOP…LEAPS OFF…DOUBLE KNEES!! DOUBLE KNEE DROP TO THE CHEST SANDWICHES MARCO ONTO THAT LADDER!! WHAT A DISGUSTING MOVE!! THAT KILLED HIM!!

WWEFan: Keelan rolls off of Marco and stumbles over into the ropes, clutching the top to keep upright…his eyes are GLUED on the near dead Marco Fedor, and the ref is right there checking on him! Hold on…Keelan…Keelan’s looking over here…over here at our table…

Kawajai: STOP IT, KEELAN!

WWEFan: Keelan Cetinich takes one final glance at Marco…before scurrying out of the ring and OVER TO US…HEY, PUT THAT MONITOR DOWN!

Kawajai: Keelan is DESTROYING our announce table…What’d you say, Keelan?

Keelan Cetinich (no mic): “You might wanna move…”

Kawajai: Don’t tell me what to do in MY country!!

WWEFan: Cool it! Keelan, thankfully, turns his attention back to Mar-LOOK OUT!! SUICIDE DIVE FROM MARCO FEDOR, AND THE BACK OF KEELAN’S NECK HITS THE EDGE OF OUR TABLE HARD!!! MARCO RISES BACK TO HIS FEET, CLEARLY FIGHTING THROUGH SEVERE PAIN, AND RUSHES BACK INTO THE RING!!!

Kawajai: Marco makes a beeline for that ladder…what sick plan does this kid have? C’mon Marco!!

WWEFan: Marco, wasting no time, brings the ladder to the ropes near us…and opens it! What the hell is he doing!? Marco glares down at Keelan, who staggers forward…Marco drops and rolls out of the ring, and simply BLASTS KEELAN WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE ALREADY SHATTERED NOSE!! Keelan stumbles back, leaning on our table…and Marco throws ANOTHER vicious headbutt! AND ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER! ANOTHER!!! KEELAN’S BLOOD IS ALL OVER MARCO’S FACE!!! THREE MORE HEADBUTTS…AND MARCO JUST SCREAMS IN KEELAN’S FACE!!! HE’S GONE INSANE!!!

Kawajai: DAMN RIGHT!!

WWEFan: Marco rears back…AND DRIVES HIS FOREHEAD DOWN ONTO KEELAN’S FACE ONE LAST TIME!!…That one rocked Marco!!…the ref is here to check on Keelan, who is lying DEAD on our table…AND MARCO SHOVES THE REF AWAY!!

Marco Fedor (no mic): “Not….yet…Not yet…NOT YET!”

Kawajai: Marco slides back into the ring…and STARTS CLIMBING THE LADDER!!

WWEFan: Oh no…Oh no…No…nonononono…No…

Kawajai: YES!

WWEFan: Marco…I don’t know if the adrenaline has worn off, or he’s finally feeling all the pain, but he’s climbing that ladder one inch at a ti-HOLY SHI…KEELAN JUST SAT UP OUT NOWHERE!!

Kawajai: AAAAAAAAAH! EL ES ZOMBIE!!!

WWEFan: Keelan shakes his head clear, sending blood EVERYWHERE…

Kawajai: IT GOT ON MY TIE!!!

WWEFan: …KEELAN rolls off the table…and RUSHES for the bottle of CHIANTI!!! NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR A DRINK!! Keelan, bottle of liquor in hand, runs over to our timekeeper, Bill Masters…

Keelan Cetinich (no mic): “LIGHTER! BILL!”

WWEFan: And Bill, a known smoker, tosses Keelan his Zippo…OH NO, I KNOW WHAT HE’S DOING!!

Kawajai: Keelan takes a big swig of the Chianti…tosses the bottle…AND HOPS UP ONTO THE APRON!!…MARCO HAS NO IDEA!! TURN AROUND MARCO!! TURN AROUND, DAMMIT!!

WWEFan: Marco…Marco looks back over his shoulder to check on the prone Keelan…KEELAN LIGHTS THE LIGHTER…AND SPITS THE LIQUOR RIGHT INTO IT!! FIREBALL! FIREBALL!! FIREBALL RIGHT INTO MARCO’S FACE!!! MARCO BARELY GOT HIS HAND UP IN TIME, BUT HE IS BURNT NONETHELESS!! MARCO WAILS IN PAIN AS KEELAN…SPRINGBOARDS UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE…BALANCES…AND HOOKS MARCO’S WAIST!!!

Kawajai: NO!! NO! NO!!! NO!!

WWEFan: KEELAN LIFTS…USES THE TOP ROPE FOR EXTRA BOUNCE…AND PLUMMETS BACK…LOOK OU—//-)-0-__@E^

(The sound of the headsets dropping, as WWEFan and Kawajai dive for safety…Keelan and Marco CRASH through the announce table with A THUNDEROUS GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Marco Fedor folds up like a map as the fans explode. Both men are laid out from a HUGE Top Rope German Suplex…from a LADDER to the Announce Table…The referee dives from the ring and immediately goes to check on the men…Keelan Cetinich…SOMEHOW…rolls to his stomach and manages to push himself up…just enough…Marco Fedor is out cold…)

(DING DING DING!!)

WWEFan: Hello?! Can anyone…we’re good?…FANS…I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE!!…MARCO FEDOR WAS JUST…GERMAN SUPLEXED FROM A LADDER INSIDE THE RING OUT AND THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE…AND THE REFEREE HAS SEEN ENOUGH! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!

Announcer: “HERE IS YOUR WINNER…BY KNOCKOUT….THE HANNIBAL LECTER OF HAAAAAAAAAAAAARDCORE….KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN…..CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!!!!”

WWEFan: I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY…KEELAN CETINICH AND MARCO FEDOR PUT ON A CLINIC OF MASOCHISM AND PAIN…AND KEELAN CETINICH JUST WALKED AWAY WITH THE WIN…

Kawajai: Hello?! Am I live?!

WWEFan: We can hear you, Jai! Are you ok!?

(Keelan somehow stands back to his feet and limps back towards the ring. He rolls in beside the ladder and drops to a knee, playing to the crowd…)

Kawajai: GOD DAMN KEELAN CETINICH!! GOD DAMN HIM!!

WWEFan: I completely understand, Jai, but you know he did what he had to do! First the fireba-

(The lights go out…)

WWEFan: …what the hell is this?…

“//ROOT_…”

“//ROOT_RUN/HIDE”

WWEFan: …oh no…

(A woman screams over the P.A. system… “Natural Born Killaz” by Ice Cube and Dr. Dre hits…)

(The lights go back on…and Keelan is surrounded by Four people…in Wolf masks…Keelan looks up at one of them…who cocks his head to the side…AND DRIVES HIS BOOT INTO THE SIDE OF KEELAN’S JAW!!)

WWEFan: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!

(From the crowd, 15….20….30 more masked men hop the barricade and surround the ring, tossing the referee over the barricade and into the crowd. The four Wolf Masks in the ring drive the heels of their boots into the back and head of Keelan Cetinich, who has no strength left to cover up…The smaller of the four grabs Keelan by the head and lifts him back up…hooks him…lifts…BRAINBUSTER…The medium Wolf tells them all to back up as he lifts Keelan back to his knees…Medium Wolf rushes the ropes…rebounds…KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!…The Long Haired Wolf directs traffic to Small and Medium Wolf, telling them to lift Keelan up…they oblige…Keelan is now sitting on both of their shoulders…and Long Haired Wolf hooks Keelan’s head…backs up…MUSCLE BUSTER!!!)

WWEFan: I…I know that…that’s…

(The four wolves all stand over Keelan’s body… “Natural Born Killaz” still blares throughout the arena…they all look up at each other…the taller Wolf grabs the nose of his mask…and lifts it off…)

WWEFan: IT’S KENNY DRAKE! IT’S KENNY GOD DAMN DRAKE!!!!

(Long Haired Wolf follows suit…)

WWEFan: AND J.D. DAMON!!!

(Medium Wolf slowly removes his mask…)

WWEFan: AND THERE’S KOBA!!

(The Small Wolf grabs the front of the mask…but stops…and wags a finger…Kenny grabs Keelan by the hair and drags him to his feet…hooks him…lifts….KILLING JOKE…)

WWEFan: I’m…I’m just shocked here…Who the HELL is the fourth Wolf? What in the HELL are Wolvesden doing here?!

Kawajai: Waitwaitwait…they’re looking over here……oh no…

(Kenny nods towards the shattered announce table, and J.D. and KOBA dive out of the ring…and head straight for Marco Fedor!…)

WWEFan: No! Please, Don’t! He just went through hell!! They both did!!

(J.D. and KOBA drag Marco to his feet and carry him to the ring…they gently lift him and roll him under the bottom rope, where he begins to crawl…right into the waiting kickpads of Kenny Drake…Marco slowly looks up at Kenny…who smirks…)

(…and offers his hand to Marco…)

WWEFan: ….What…

(Marco…starts to chuckle…and takes Kenny’s hand…Kenny Drake pulls Marco up and into a hug…)

WWEFan: MARCO FEDOR…IS A MEMBER OF WOLVESDEN!! I AM IN…I AM IN SHOCK!

(Kenny and Marco break the hug, smiling ear to ear at each other…Kenny reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out a folded up piece of paper…Marco lets out a cackle as he takes it from Kenny…Marco looks up and finds the nearest camera…he walks over to the ring corner camera and holds up the paper…his “Contract” with Keelan Cetinich…)

Marco Fedor (right to the camera): “Don’t need THIS anymore, eh?”

(With one solid motion, Marco rips the contract right down the middle and then into hundreds of tiny little pieces…J.D. and Kenny walk up behind him and put their arms around him…KOBA kisses Marco on the cheek as Kenny ruffles his hair…)

WWEFan: OH YEAH…ALL BUDDY BUDDY…these guys make me SICK…

(All five members of Wolvesden meet in the middle of the ring, where Kenny points up to the rafters…)

WWEFan: What is…

Kawajai: Is that a microphone? Coming down from the rafters?

WWEFan: ….IT’S A NOOSE!! NO!! C’MON!!

(The fans are in a stunned silence as the thick rope noose glides gracefully down to the ring…Marco nods and laughs as Kenny grabs Keelan by the hair…Marco grabs the noose…Kenny looks over at him…and passes Keelan to Marco…who slides the rope around his former mentor’s neck…)

WWEFan: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…SOMEONE STOP THIS…PLEASE, SOMEBODY!! POLICE, FIRE, MARINES…ANYBODY!!!

(Marco lets go of the rope…and gives the thumbs up to the rafters…and Keelan Cetinich slowly rises…inch by inch, foot by foot…Keelan tries to fight out, but the struggle only makes it worse…soon, he is simply spasming…before nothing…Kenny Drake drops to his knees…Marco and the Masked Wolf sit in front of him…KOBA and J.D. stand behind him…Marco playfully pulls the Mask forward slightly, and gives a feigned “shocked” face at who is behind it…all while Keelan Cetinich’s unconscious body hovers above them…)

WWEFan: We…we need to get him down now…cut away from ringside, dammit! Do somethi-

(Black…)

(The camera transitions backstage to… Matt Miles and Matt Ryder walking down a hallway, with their newly won EAW Tag Team Championships draped over their shoulders.)

Matt Ryder: Bro, I told you we’d beat them! Did you ever doubt me?!

(Matt Miles grins.)

Matt Miles: Not in the slightest.

(Matt Ryder then chuckles.)

Matt Ryder: At least you did better in this match — rather than the Extreme Elimination Chamber. I would have been SERIOUSLY worried then.

(Matt Miles stops in his tracks, to give Ryder a stupid look, Ryder stops as well.)

Matt Miles: I told YOU! I didn’t want to even BE in that match! Stupid write—

Matt Ryder: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, FOURTH WALL, BROSKI.

(Matt Miles rubs the back of the head.)

Matt Miles: Yeah, whatever—

(Matt Ryder and Matt Miles turn around — only to see The High Rollerz; David Davidson and Jack Ripley standing in front of them.)

Matt Miles: Hey, it’s that one tag team, uh… what was it again?! The Bulldozers or something?

(David shakes his head.)

David Davidson: Yeah, man, we’re The Bulldozers that would have bulldozed through every single tag team in the Grand Prix.

Matt Ryder: I wouldn’t go that faaaaaaaar….

Jack Ripley: You know everyone was lucky that we returned while the tournament was in process. It would have been an easy victory for us.

(Matt Miles raises an eyebrow.)

David Davidson: Just remember, we’re the first in line for those…

(Jack Ripley and David Davidson walk past them, patting the titles on their shoulders.)

Jack Ripley: Tag Team Championships.

(The High Rollerz proceed to walk down the hall, Ryder and Miles look confused as ever when looking back over their shoulder, as the camera fades back to the arena…)

(The camera’s transition back into the arena. The ring is the focus as a female ring announcer stands in the middle of it with a mysterious table by her side covered in a red cloth.)

Starr: Hello everyone! I’m StarrStan along with my partner, SG1 and it’s time for some Vixens championship action! The rivalry will finally be put to rest as the Vixens champ goes one-on-one with the Empress of Elite.

RA: Please welcome, the Empire General Manager… CLEOPATRA!!!

(“ChiRaq by Nicki Minaj begins to play as the crowd gives a mixed reaction.)

Starr: It’s time for our REAL General Manager to come out here and give her big second announcement that she was talking about on Empire last week!

SG1: How can she even make her way down the ring? After yesterday’s hellacious battle I’ll be shocked if she can even open her eyes!

(Her theme continues to play but no one comes out. The crowd is in confusion as the ring announcer fumbles back to center of the ring and reads from a crumbled up piece of paper.)

RA: Ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome the chairman of Elite Answers Wrestling… H!! R!! D!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(“Monster” by Skillet begins to blast all throughout the arena as a professional looking HRDO makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring. He enters the ring as he thanks the female announcer and shoos her away. HRDO is handed a mic.)

Starr: Well, that wasn’t who I was expecting to see. I wanted to hear about Cleo’s big plans from the mastermind herself!.

SG1: The pleased look on HRDO’s face is very conflicting, but I’m excited to hear what he has to say!

HRDO: First and foremost, I’d like to congratulate Azumi Goto for retaining her Contract in the Vault and our new Specialists Champion, Brody Sparks in their deviant triumph against their competitors last night!

(The crowd receives HRDO in applause as he continues to speak.)

HRDO: As a matter of fact, I’d like to congratulate every single Vixen in this company that put on a tremendous show for all of us to enjoy. We were at the edge of our seats the entire time and I can say this with the utmost sincerity; our Vixen’s division is the best it’s ever been since EAW’s existence. Our Vixens Division went from having the three legends holding it together to an entire roster filled with the best female athletes of the world. Our women have gone from being the sideshows to the main attraction – and I can guarantee every single one of you that if it wasn’t for the hard work these women put in day in and day out, then that wouldn’t have been possible. We went from having nothing to offer to the Vixens of EAW to gaining the Specialists title AND giving them their own show in order to thrive to the best of their abilities.

SG1: I HAVE to agree with HRDO, with the opportunities the Vixens are given nowadays it even makes ME want to come out of retirement and participate!

Starr: Oh god, SG1, don’t ever say that ever again. Even if you’re joking.

HRDO: It’s baffling how much the Vixen’s division has evolved in such little time. A few months ago, Cleopatra and I have been talking about that evolution and she came up with a brilliant idea. Granted, she was scheduled to come out here and give this news herself however, she has decided to take the night off. But this was Cleopatra’s second big announcement. We wanted to make sure our women are represented as the hard working athletes that they are.

(HRDO approaches the table that’s covered in red cloth. He pinches the fabric with his fingers as he’s about to unveil what’s underneath.)

HRDO: The Vixens World Championship has been held by Hall of Famers, Legends, and Legends to be. The Vixens title is one of the most prestigious titles to ever grace the homeland of the Elitists. It has it’s rich history but I believe that it’s time to lay that title to rest and bring forward a new chapter to EAW.

A new chapter of defiance, ground breaking wrestling as we’re about to witness tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, one individual between Sheridan Müller vs Cailin Dillon will not only be announced as the winner but they will also be announced as…

(HRDO removes the red cloth from the table….)

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HRDO: THE NEW EAW WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!

SG1: Oh my god… it’s beautiful!

Starr: I second that statement, SG1!

HRDO: Our women will no longer be referred to as Vixens, but they will be simply known as Elitists for the simple reason that there is absolutely no difference between their work ethic and performances. A new era has dawned us, EAW Universe, now let’s get the ball rolling!

(HRDO is met with a standing ovation as he carefully exits the ring. The ring announce takes the center…)

Ring Announcer: This following match… is for the EAW WOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNSSSS WOOOOORLDDDD CHAMPIOOOOOOONSHIPPPPP!!!!!!!

( “Confident” by Demi Lovato hits as Cailin Dillon makes her entrance. )

Starr: Say what you want about Cailin Dillon and that new attitude of hers, she has left behind a long track record of excellence in her EAW career so far! She had one of the most dominant title reigns male or female this year as the Specialist Champion, she withstood the grueling task of winning the entire Empress of Elite tournament, and she is ENTITLED to this prize fight at a stage this legendary!

SG1: Entitled sure is the word for it, Starr! But when you work tirelessly for something eventually your attitude does change and you become demanding of respect, of praise, and of the world’s riches! Cailin Dillon is a TAKER, and she has never backed down from a challenge a day in her life!

( “Surfacing” by Slipknot plays as Sheridan Müller walks out to the ring holding the Vixens World Championship over her shoulder. )

Starr: Sheridan has worked tirelessly from the time she was a child to do what she’s about to do right now! Look at her eyes, that’s not fear, that’s not respect, that’s not fear, that’s not that’s not even excitement, that’s RESOLVE. When an athlete has that look in their eyes, it tells you everything you need to know about what’s running through their mind! And what’s running through Sheridan’s mind is the same thing as it always was, WIN. THAT’S IT.

( Sheridan enters the ring and she kisses her Vixens World Championship for the very last time before handing it away… in turn, the official places the Womens Championship in her hands and she stares into the belt with a fixed gaze. Her music dies down. )

Ring Announcer: Introducing first….. THE CHALLENGER… FROM DALLAS, TEXAS, SHE IS THE 2016 WINNER OF THE EMPRESS OF ELITE TOURNAMENT, CAAAAAAAILLLIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN DIILLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!

( Cailin warms up in the corner, slapping feeling into her arms and shaking off the goosebumps she feels. )

Ring Announcer: Her opponent… from Munich, Germany… she is the REIGNING EAW VIXENS WOOOOOOOOORLD CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN…. SHEERRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN MUUUUUUULLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!

( Sheridan stretches herself out at the corner, kneeling to one knee while grabbing onto the ropes behind her with both arms while her eyes never leave her opponents. )

( The official raises the Womens World title to the audience, hands it to a ring crew worker who delivers it to the time keeper and he calls both women in to come face to face. The official informs both ladies of the rules, and orders them to shake hands. )

( Sheridan and Cailin stare down face to face, noses pressed against each other, and shake hands… the referee calls for the bell. )

( DING! DING! DING! )

Starr: THEY SEPARATE….. WAIT A MINUTE, SHERIDAN HAS A FIRM HOLD OF THE RIGHT HAND, SHE PULLS CAILIN IN, SHERPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SG1: THUNDEROUS SHERPLEX CONNECTS! SHE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!! THE PIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Starr: CAILIN FRANTICALLY KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SPLIT SECOND! OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO CLOSE! CAILIN ROLLS OUT OF THE RING DESPERATELY, AND SHERIDAN IMMEDIATELY RUSHES UP TO HER FEET HOPPING IN PLACE! THE ENTIRE ROOF JUST CAME OFF OF THE FREAKING BUILDING, CAILIN DILLON ALMOST EVERYTHING SHE’S EVER WORKED FOR IN A SPLIT SECOND! SHERIDAN HAS ASSUMED COMPLETELY CONTROL WITHIN THE OPENING SECONDS WITH THE SHERPLEX CONNECTING IN THE FIRST FEW SECONDS OF THE MATCH!

( Replay: Sheridan Müller connects the Sherplex to begin the match, and Cailin barely kicks out before escaping from the ring. )

SG1: Cailin is at ringside completely STUNNED! This is NOT the same Sheridan Müller she’s done battle with before! This is Sheridan in a completely different element now, and Cailin is at ringside pulling herself up just absolutely rocked! Sheridan comes right after her by rolling underneath the rope and waits for Cailin to drag herself up to a standing base. All Cailin has for support is the barricade, and Sheridan waits for Cailin to finish the climb before hitting a DECAPITATING LARIAT KNOCKING HER OVER THE BARRICADE! Sheridan climbs up that same barricade and Cailin seems to have fallen right into the chairs of these fans, but she’s trying to climb back up while on the seats of the front row audience watching in amazement and wonder…. AND LOOK AT THIS, SHERIDAN PULLS HERSELF UP TO THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE AND REACHES DOWN TO PULL CAILIN DILLON UP BY HER WAIST, AND HIT THE DEADLIFT SHERPLEX OFF THE BARRICADE TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!!!!!! WOWWW!!!!!

Starr: IT DOESN’T HAPPEN! CAILIN COUNTERS WITH A DOUBLE ARM DRAG, SENDING SHERIDAN FLYING INTO A ROW OF CHAIRS EVACUATED BY THE FRONT ROW FANS! SHER GOES CRASHING INTO A PILE OF CHAIRS! Cailin averts total disaster, and rolls over the barricade back to ringside before stumbling over to the apron and rolling herself into the ring… and Cailin holds that left shoulder of hers and bangs her fist onto the mat, lets out an expletive or two and gets right back up to her feet still holding that shoulder. That kind of body language is familiar, something tells me she may have already been injured in the early going! Nevertheless, the official’s in the middle of his count!

Ref: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!

SG1: Sheridan’s in the crowd recovering, and CAILIN DILLON CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE UNTIL SHE’S PERCHED AT THE TOP, STILL TRYING TO LOOSEN UP HER SHOULDER!!!! OH MY GOSH!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!! NO WAAAAAYYY!!!! HIGH FLY FLOW TO THE OUTSIDE, OVER THE BARRICADE, AND LANDING ONTO SHERIDAN TO SEND HER CRASHING BACK INTO THE CHAIRS!!!!!!!! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE DIVE!!!! AND THE TWO OF THEM ARE LAID OUT AFTER CAILIN DILLON PUTS LIFE AND LIMB ON THE LINE, DOING EVERYTHING SHE POSSIBLE CAN TO CLOSE THE EARLY GAP CREATED!!!

Starr: THAT COULD HAVE ENDED SO BADLY! THE OFFICIAL HIMSELF IS LEAVING THE RING TO CHECK ON THESE TWO, BECAUSE FOR ALL WE KNOW THIS MATCH MIGHT NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO CONTINUE AFTER THAT! TAKE ANOTHER LOOK!

( Replay: Cailin Dillon hits a high fly flow from the top turnbuckle, over the barricade, onto Sheridan to send them both crashing into empty chairs while the ringside fans look on in excitement. )

( Return to show: The official is at ringside checking for the severity of the damage done to both Cailin and Sheridan, but after a moment Cailin is dragging herself up to her feet and is pulling Sheridan up with her. )

SG1: LOOK AT THS! CAILIN’S BACK UP AT AN INCREDIBLY FAST PACE AFTER SUCH A MOVE, AND SHE’S DRAGGING SHERIDAN UP WITH HER… SNAP SUPLEX INTO MORE OF THE FRONT ROW CHAIRS!!!! CAILIN ROLLS THROUGH, COMPLETELY IGNORING THE PAIN OF FALLING BACK INTO THOSE CHAIRS, AND DRAGS SHER BACK UP… ROLLING SNAP SUPLEX INTO MORE EMPTY CHAIRS BEING VACATED BY THE FRONT ROW AUDIENCE!!! THE OFFICIAL IS DEMANDING CAILIN PUT A STOP TO THIS AND GET BACK IN THE RING, BUT CAILIN CONTINUES TO ROLL THROUGH YET AGAIN SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, AND HITS A THIRD SNAP SUPLEX INTO THE BARRICADE, SENDING THE SMALL OF SHERIDAN’S BACK RIGHT ONTO THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE!!!! Oh GOSH Sher looks like she was just broken into two by the way she’s just landed spine first into the barrier, and now she’s sliding down to her feet and leaned back over the ‘cade — CAILIN WITH A ROLLING ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! EXECUTION STYLE ROLLING ELBOW SENDS SHER DOWN TO HER KNEES! Now Cailin hops back over to the ringside area and she pulls Sheridan up with a furious fist full of hair before running her FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL RING STEPS! DAMN THAT WAS DONE WITH FURY!

Starr: Speaking of fury, Cailin still has Sheridan ahold by the head and RUNS ACROSS RINGSIDE JUST TO FLING HER RIGHT OVER THE SHOWDOWN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! SHERIDAN’S BODY GOES CRASHING RIGHT OVER THE HOOD OF THE SHOWDOWN ANNOUNCE DESK!!!!! The referee’s got a count fully started up, and Cailin rushes into the ring trying to slap some feeling back into that left shoulder and hype herself up! Sheridan drags herself off of the announce desk, down to a wobbly vertical base, and CAILIN RUNS THE ROPES NOW…. JUST TO CHARGE BACK AND HIT A SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! WAIT A FREAKING SECOND, SHERIDAN STANDS HER GROUND COMPLETELY AND CATCHES AN ONCOMING CAILIN DILLON RIGHT IN HER ARMS!!!! AND AN OVERHEAD RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY SENDS CAILIN CRASHING RIGHT ONTO THE COVER OF THE SHOWDOWN ANNOUNCE DESK!!!! INCREDIBLE POISE AND POWER, AND THAT’S SEND CAILIN CRASHING AND BURNING BEHIND THE TABLE!

Ref: GET BACK IN THE RING NOW! ONE! TWO!

SG1: What a breathtaking display of athleticism from Sher! She was able to muscle another grown human flying at her at 90 MPH and, damn near in the same motion, send her flying at a COMPLETELY different motion! Cailin is just trying everything she can to get back up, but SHER GIVES HER A HAND, JUST TO PULL HER IN WITH A FRONT WAISTLOCK, AND RUNS BACKWARDS TO HIT ANOTHER OVERHEAD RELEASE SUPLEX INTO THE APRON!!!! THAT SENDS CAILIN HITTING THE APRON HARD AND CRASHING DOWN ONTO HER NECK, HANGING UPSIDE DOWN AND AGGRAVATING THAT SHOULDER INJURY EVEN WORSE!!! AND SHERIDAN BURSTS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE CANNONBALL SENTON ON THE UPSIDE DOWN CAILIN!!!! SENDING CAILIN YELLING IN PAIN AND HOLDING THAT LEFT SHOULDER, HOPPING UP TO HER FEET JUST TO COLLAPSE DOWN TO THE FLOOR HOLDING HER ARM! NOW SHERIDAN DRAGS CAILIN BACK UP FROM THE FLOOR AND INTO THE RING, AND SLIDES HERSELF IN RIGHT BEFORE THE REFEREE’S COUNT COULD HIT “TEN”!

Starr: Cailin has immediately retreated to the corner, a place of solace for many in ring competitors in distress, but A DANGEROUS PLACE WHEN IN THE RING AGAINST SHERIDAN, BECAUSE SHER IMMEDIATELY CHARGES FOR ANOTHER CANNONBALL SENTON INTO THE CORNER!!!! BUT CAILIN MANAGES TO COMBAT ROLL OUT OF THE WAY! Sheridan hits the corner in a bad way, and both ladies immediately seek recovery, but Cailin’s clearly in more dire straits, and she’s retreating to the corner to lean over it and get her shoulder stretched out… SHERIDAN IS BACK UP AND COMES CHARGING WITH A CORNER LARIAT!!! CAI COUNTERS WITH A BOOT TO THE ARM, FOLLOWED BY A BICYCLE KNEE TO THE FACE! THAT STUNS SHER, BUT SHER FIRES BACK WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT!!! Knocks Cailin down, Cailin recovers, Sheridan takes her by the arm and sends her into the ropes with an Irish whip, only for Cailin to come RIGHT BACK AND JUMP ONTO HER SHOULDERS FOR THE FRANKENSTEINER! BUT SHER POPS CAILIN UP AND CAILIN LANDS ON HER FEET BEHIND SHER, JUST FOR SHER TO SPIN AROUND, REAR WAISTLOCK!!!! SHERPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SG1: CAILIN COUNTERS WITH THE BODY-SCISSORS WHEELBARROW ROLL, SENDING SHER ROLLING TO THE MAT, AND CAILIN IMMEDIATE LOCKS IN SHERIDAN’S OWN CROSS ARMBREAKER SUBMISSION!!!! SHERIDAN ABSOLUTELY REFUSES TO SUCCUMB TO THAT! SHER WITH ALL THE POWER SHE HAS STACKS CAILIN UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS, THE REF GOES DOWN FOR THE PIN, BUT THAT’S WHAT CAILIN WANTED! CAILIN GOADS SHER INTO THE RIGHT POSITION AND MANIPULATES THAT RIGHT ARM INTO THE LONGLORN LOCK!!!! OMOPLATA SHOULDER LOCK!!!! SHERIDAN’S GOT AN OUTSTRETCHED ARM, BUT NOTHING ELSE! CAILIN HAS COMPLETELY ASSUMED CONTROL, SHE’S IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT, AND SHERIDAN MÜLLER CAN DO NOTHING MORE THAN TRY TO FIGHT FOR LEVERAGE!!!!!!!

Starr: Sheridan’s trying to spin her body which is lying flat on the mat CLOSER to Cailin to loosen the pressure of the hold! The Omoplata armlock requires a certain amount of space in order to be fully effective, and Cailin continually adjusts her position to create separation while Sheridan’s trying to get closer! These two are LITERALLY playing a game of inches, AND A GAME SHERIDAN’S WINNING, BECAUSE SHE’S ABLE TO DO A HANDSTAND FROM THE ARMLOCK AND DO A KNEEDROP RIGHT INTO THE HURT LEFT SHOULDER!!!!!! BRILLIANT! THAT’S IT, ALL EFFECT THE LONGHORN LOCK HAS HAD IS GONE!!! CAILIN CAN’T FOCUS ON THE HOLD, IT’S BEEN SIGNIFICANTLY WEAKENED, YOU CAN SEE THE SEAMS STARTING TO SHOW! THIS IS EXACTLY WHY SHERIDAN MÜLLER IS THE VIXENS CHAMPION! SHERIDAN IS ABLE TO SPIN AROUND COUNTER CLOCKWISE FROM CAILIN’S BODY AND ACTUALLY AFFORD THE SEPARATION BEING MADE….. MY GOD!!!!!!!! DEADLIFT GANSO BOMB DRIVES CAILIN DILLON DIRECTLY ONTO HER NECK!!!!!!!!! AND SHE HOLDS THE PIN!!!!!!

Ref: OOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEEE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

SG1: CAILIN NOT ONLY KICKS OUT, BUT SHE TRAPS THE RIGHT ARM OF SHERIDAN WITH A SORT OF GRAPEVINED LEG SCISSORS, ALMOST LIKE SHE WANTS TO APPLY A CROSS ARMBREAKER! WHAT’S CAILIN DOING?

Starr: I think it’s just a desperate attempt at offense! She has NO upper body strength, at least not for the time being, so she’s using lower body strength just to stay alive! Sheridan’s forced to battle out of that arm lock, and Cailin continues to shift and turn without any use of upper body strength whatsoever! Sheridan’s easily gotten to a vertical base, but Cailin still has the leg-scissors submission applied, so in turn Sheridan DRAGS CAILIN BACK UP FROM THE MAT AND IS ATTEMPTING ANOTHER GANSO BOMB!!!! THIS TIME CAILIN LANDS ON HER FEET AND GOES FOR AN INVERTED 360 ROUNDHOUSE!!!! SHERIDAN DUCKS UNDER IT, THEY TURN AROUND, SHER WITH THE INNER-THIGH THROW! CAILIN DOES A ONE-ARMED HANDSTAND WITH THE RIGHT ARM, LANDS ON HER FEET, CHARGES BACK AT SHERIDAN! SHER WITH THE BASEBALL SLIDE BETWEEN THE LEGS, REAR WAISTLOCK, SHERPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE DOESN’T HAVE IT, EFFECTIVE HIPTOSS BY CAILIN, SHER SHOULDER-ROLLS RIGHT OFF THE MAT AND BACK UP TO HER FEET, CAILIN RECOVERS, BANG!!!!!!! THE EYES OF TEXAS!!!!!!!!

SG1: NOBODY HOME! SHERIDAN DUCKS UNDER THAT AND JUMPS UP TO LOCK IN A STANDING GUILLOTINE CHOKE WITH THE BODY-SCISSORS! CAILIN’S TRYING TO STAY ON HER FEET, BUT SHER REELS BACK AND CLAMPS DOWN ON THE HOLD WHICH FORCES CAILIN TO SUCCUMB TO A KNEE, BUT CAILIN TRIES ROLLING OUT OF IT, JUST FOR SHER TO ROLL WITH HER! AND SHER, COMPACTING HER BODY AS MUCH AS SHE CAN TO TIGHTEN THE HOLD, ROLLS AROUND THE RING LIKE A BALL WHILE STILL TRAPPING CAILIN IN THAT SUBMISSION! SHE ROLLS HER BODY WITH CAILIN BACKWARDS, SIDEWAYS, AND AT A 90 DEGREE ANGLE TO COMPLETELY DISORIENT HER OPPONENT!!! CAILIN FIRES OFF WITH PUNCHES TO THE RIBS, BUT SHERIDAN ROLLS AT A 90 DEGREE ANGLE AGAIN, AND ROLLS THEIR BODIES FORWARD, TWISTS HERSELF OUT OF THE BODY-SCISSORS MID-ROLL THE SECOND TIME AND HITS A ROLLING VERTICAL SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER! CAILIN HITS THE CORNER SO HARD, AND SHER SHOVES HER DOWN TO THE MAT FOR THE LATERAL PRESS!

Ref: OOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Starr: KICK OUT AT TWO! Sheridan rests on her forearms, glaring up at her opponent, and Cailin’s just grasping for straws at this point! Sheridan’s brilliant offense just continues to become better and more complex as the days to by, which quite honestly is frightening! Sheridan slowly gets up to a standing base and slowly but surely drags Cailin up from the mat by her hair… some more body shots come from Cailin, hitting Sher in the ribs, but Sher battles back with a SHOOT KICK TO THE RIBS! AND ANOTHER ONE TO THE INJURED LEFT ARM WHILE CAILIN’S DOUBLE OVER! Sheridan straightens her up with an America-

SG1: EUROPEAN uppercut, and now Sher sends Cailin into the ropes with an Irish whip! Cailin comes right back, Sher jumps STRAIGHT OVER her oncoming opponent, runs the opposite ropes herself, AND A RIDICULOUS LARIAT– NO CAILIN CATCHES THE ARM AND HITS AN ARMTRAP NECKBREAKER!!! SHERIDAN STANDS HER GROUND HOWEVER AND TRIES TO COUNTER WITH A CRUCIFIX BACKSLIDE! CAILIN’S THE ONE FIGHTING TO STAY ON HER FEET, BUT SHER TURNS AROUND AND RAMS ELBOWS INTO THE INJURED LEFT SHOULDER OF CAILIN DILLON BEFORE GRABBING HER BY BOTH ARMS AND GOING FOR A TIGER SUPLEX!!!!! BUT CAILIN HITS A BACK ELBOW WITH THE RIGHT ARM, SLIDES BETWEEN THE LEGS, BEHIND SHERIDAN, LAST TRAIN OUT!!!!! INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER!!!! AND SHE SHIFTS SHERIDAN OVER TO THE MAT TO GO FOR ANOTHER LONGHORN LOCK!!!!!!!! BUT SHERIDAN IMMEDIATELY SCRAMBLES AWAY FROM THE HOLD, PROMPTING CAILIN TO KIP UP TO HER FEET, BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EYES OF TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!! FLUSH SUPERKICK HITS THE JAW OF SHERIDAN!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE COVER!!!!!

Ref: OOOOOONNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

SG1: SHERIDAN KICKS OUT OF ONE!!!!! SHE KICKED OUT OF CAILIN’S BEST SHOT, AT ONE!!!!!!

Starr: OH JESUS THAT’S JUST, THAT’S RIDICULOUS! I’M, I’M LEFT STAMMERING BY THAT! SHERIDAN IS ALREADY STARTING TO RECOVER, AND CAILIN’S ACTUALLY TAKING LONGER TO GET UP THAN SHERIDAN IS! SHER IS USING THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE, CERTAINLY DAZED AND CONFUSED, BUT STILL COMPLETELY IGNORING THE PAIN SHE’S IN JUST FOR THE SAKE OF EFFICIENCY. Sheridan takes a seated on the middle rope— BANG!!!!!! CAILIN CAUGHT HER AGAIN!!!!!!! ANOTHER EYES OF TEXAS!!!!!!! A SECOND EYES OF TEXAS SENDS SHERIDAN THROUGH THE ROPES, HITTING THE APRON, AND LANDING DOWN AT THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!!!!! AND CAILIN SPRINGS OVER THE ROPES TO THE APRON, LOOKS DOWN AT AN UNCONSCIOUS SHER, AND SEALS THE DEAL WITH THE 450 SPLASH!!!!!! 450 SPLASH FROM THE APRON DOWN TO SHERIDAN MÜLLER BELOW!!!! THE FANS THAT ARE DOWN OPPOSITE OF THE HARD CAMERA HAVE BEEN TREATED TO AN UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL LOOK AT THAT INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF OFFENSE, THESE TWO ELITISTS ARE PUTTING EVERYTHING ON THE LINE!

( Replay: TWO Eyes of Texas superkicks connect, followed by a 450 Splash by Cailin down to ringside below. )

( Return to the ring: Cailin is stirring, and the official begins his count. )

Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

SG1: Cailin gets enough of a burst of energy to rush back up to her feet after seeming completely down and out, and she brings Sher back up along with her just to roll Sheridan into the ring, and climb up to the apron herself…. AND NOW CAILIN HITS A SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH!!!!!!!! GOT IT!!!!!!!! ANOTHER COVER!!!!!

Ref: OOOOOONEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRR–

Starr: KICK OUT BY SHERIDAN!!! WHAT ELSE DOES CAILIN HAVE TO DO!? HOW FAR IS SHE GOING TO HAVE TO DIG INTO THE WELL!?

SG1: WE’RE GONNA FIND OUT, BALDIE! CAILIN’S ADRENALINE HAS COMPLETELY TAKEN OVER, SHE’S DRAGGING SHERIDAN CLOSER TO THE CORNER OF THE RING AND IS CLIMBING UP THAT VERY SAME TURNBUCKLE IN FRONT OF HER ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP…… CAILIN DILLON IS READY TO RISK IT ALL……….. PHOENIX SPLAAAAASHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starr: SHERIDAN LIFTS HER LEGS TO COMPLETELY DODGE THE ATTACK!!!!! AND SHE CONVERTS IT INTO THE CROSS ARMLOCK!!!!!! CROSS ARMLOCK SUBMISSION APPLIED ON THAT BAD LEFT ARM, THAT BAD LEFT SHOULDER OF HERS IS BEING YANKED COMPLETELY OUT OF IT’S SOCKET!!!!! CAILIN CRIES OUT IN PAIN AND PERHAPS HOPELESSNESS, AND THAT’S BECAUSE SHERIDAN HAS A FIRM GRASP ON THAT BADLY INJURED LEFT SHOULDER AND SHE ABSOLUTELY REFUSES TO LET GO! SHE’S HANGING ONTO THAT ARM AS THOUGH SHE WERE HANGING ONTO HER REIGN ON THE TOP OF EMPIRE FOR DEAR LIFE, AND THAT’S BECAUSE SHE IS! AS SHE TRADES IN ONE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FOR ANOTHER, SHERIDAN’S SPOT AT THE TOP AS THE UNDISPUTED BEST HINGES ON THIS MOMENT!!!!! CAILIN WITH THE ARM STRETCHED ARM…. AND SHERIDAN BENDS BACK HER ARM EVEN FURTHER!!!!! CAILIN JUST GIVE UP!!!!

SG1: SHE’S CLOSE TO THE ROPES, BUT SHER IS REARING BACK THE ARM AND NOW YANKING THE FINGERS, TWISTING THEM AND SCREAMING FOR CAILIN TO GIVE IT UP.. BUT CAILIN WITH A SURGE DRAGS HERSELF OVER TO THE ROPES AND GETS A HAND WRAPPED AROUND THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!!

Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

( The official forcibly removes Sheridan from her opponent. )

Starr: AN APOPLECTIC SHERIDAN MÜLLER BANGS BOTH FISTS INTO THE MAT AND CURSES, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN HER LAST CHANCE! Cailin is rising and stumbling over to the corner holding her arm, whimpering in pain, and Sheridan gets up with eyes laser focused onto her opponent… SHE CHARGES!!! RUNNING SPEAR INTO THE CORNERED CAILIN DILLON!!! Cailin collapses to a seated position, and….

( Sheridan stands over Cailin and slowly removes the gloves from her hands. )

Starr: The gloves have officially come off! She stands over Cailin… OH MY GOD!!!! CLOSED FISTS SHOTS BOX UP THE UNPROTECTED HEAD OF THE EMPRESS OF ELITE!!! BLOW AFTER BLOW, LEFT AND RIGHT, BEING DRIVEN INTO THE SKULL OF CAILIN DILLON! AND THE OFFICIAL FORCIBLY SEPARATES SHERIDAN FROM CAILIN AS CAILIN SITS THERE WITH BLOOD TRICKLING DOWN HER FOREHEAD AND OUT OF HER EYE SOCKET…

( Cailin, sitting in the corner bleeding, lifts up two middle fingers in the direction of Sheridan. )

Starr: AND THAT DOES IT. SHERIDAN SHOVES THE REFEREE OUT OF THE AWAY AND COMES RIGHT BACK, MORE CLOSED FIST PUNCHES!!!! GRUESOME, HEINOUS SHOTS!!!!!! AND SHERIDAN DRAGS CAILIN OUT OF THE CORNER, DRAGS HER LIMP BODY UP, JUMPING SHERPLEX!!!!!! FURIOUS JUMPING BRIDGED GERMAN SUPLEX SENDS CAILIN RIGHT ONTO HER NECK, AND SHE HOLDS IN THE PIN!!!!!

Ref: OOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEE–

SG1: KICK OUT!!!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!

Starr: A PAIN FOR PRIDE MAIN EVENT LEVEL MATCH BEING PUT ON RIGHT NOW, AS AN ENTIRE YEAR OF INCREDIBLE VIXENS MATCHES COME TO AN END WITH THIS FINAL SHOWDOWN! THE TWO ABSOLUTE BEST IN THE DIVISION ARE LETTING IT ALL HANG OUT!!!!! SHERIDAN KEEPS THE WAISTLOCK IN, SHE’S NOT DONE, SHE’S NOT FINISHED UNTIL CAILIN DILLON IS BROKEN!!!! SHERIDAN ROLLS THROUGH WITH CAILIN UNTIL THEY’RE BOTH STANDING…. ANOTHER SHERPLEX!!!!!! BUT CAILIN CLIPS THE LEG, SHE CAN DO NOTHING MORE THAN JUST STOP HERSELF FROM BEING TAKEN UP AND OVER… SO SHERIDAN CLUBS AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, GRABS CAILIN, AND DRIVES HER INJURED SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!!!!!!!!

SG1: NO, CAILIN STOPS HERSELF WITH HER GOOD ARM AT THE LAST SECOND! BUT THAT’S ALL SHERIDAN NEEDS, A SPLIT SECOND TO CATCH CAILIN OFF GUARD FROM BEHIND!!!!! REAR WAISTLOCK!!!!!!!!!! POP-UP SHERPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starr: NO!!!!!!!! CAILIN, WHILE BEING FLUNG IN MIDAIR COUNTERS MID-SHERPLEX WITH THE TEXAS TWO STEP!!!!!!!! JUMPING CUTTER DRIVES SHERIDAN MÜLLER’S FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT!!!!!!!! AND A COVER!!!!

Ref: OOOOOOOONNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

( “Confident” by Demi Lovato hits as Cailin Dillon lays there in exhaustion, and has the EAW Womens Championship placed in her hands. )

Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEEEEEWWWWWWW EEEEEEEE AAAAAA WWWWWW WOMENS CHAMPIOOOOOONNNNNNN… CAAAAAAIILLLLLLLLIIIIINNNNNNN DIILLOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!

SG1: OH MY GOD! CAILIN DID IT! SHE’S THE INAUGURAL EAW WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION! I’M COMPLETELY LEFT SPEECHLESS!
Starr: I AM ABSOLUTELY HONORED TO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO COMMENTATE THIS MATCH. THEY BOTH HAVE EARNED THIS MOMENT AND REGARDLESS OF THE RESULT; THESE TWO ARE BOTH CHAMPIONS!

SG1: RIGHT YOU ARE, STARR! THE ICONIC VIXENS BELT HAS BEEN RETIRED WITH ARGUABLY ONE OF THE MOST HARD WORKING ELITISTS THERE IS IN THIS COMPANY. NEEDLESS TO SAY, HOWEVER, CAILIN DILLON IS STARTING OFF 2017 ON A GOOD NOTE.

(Cailin Dillon rests on her knees as she gazes upon her championship. She manages to pull herself up using the ropes as she steadily raises her title mid-air.)

Starr: CAILIN IS BASKING IN THE GLORY! THAT SMIRK ON HER FACE SPEAKS WONDERS! Wait, what’s she doing?!

(A furious Sheridan Müller is shown dragging herself over to the ring announcer, demanding for the Vixens title.)

SG1: WHAT IS SHERIDAN DOING? THAT TITLE IS RETIRED!

(Sheridan reaches over and pulls away her title, and quickly leaves the ringside area towards the ramp holding her title, hiding her face in embarrassment before exiting at the side of the ramp. Cailin Dillon is shown again in the ring holding up the EAW Womens Championship until the camera soon fades to commercial.)

( Commercial break, five minutes for advertisements )

(A video package plays; highlighting Ares Vendetta’s record-breaking World Championship reign, Ares’ storied rivalries with Tyler Parker and Devan Dubian, Nico Borg’s rise to prominence as the National Elite Champion by cashing in the 24/7 Contract on The Pizza Boy, Ares Vendetta attempting to end The Pizza Boy’s career, Tyler Parker’s resurgence, Devan Dubian’s return to Showdown and Hall of Fame Championship victory, The Pizza Boy’s climb to the top, and the mysterious mindgames of the sixth participant)

(The camera cuts back to Lucas Oil Stadium as ominous music begins to play while lights flicker upon the sight of the descending Elimination Chamber)

Pierre: It is a sadistic, perverted structure built to punish the human body. Countless names have stepped into the confines of this structure and never walked out the same. Here at Road To Redemption 10, we have witnessed three other Elimination Chamber contests and seen the mutilation that ensues with our own eyes. Two Champions have managed to walk out with their Titles still around their waist, while one was not so lucky. It feels daunting just sitting here at ringside – I can’t even begin to imagine what it must feel like to actually be inside of it, fighting off five other hungry, animalistic opponents. Tonight, we will decide who walks out of this instrument of torture as the Answers World Champion…

(The Elimination Chamber comes to a halt around the ring as the lights of the Stadium come back on, met with the loud cheers of the Indianapolis crowd)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Announcer: The following contest… IS AN EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH, AND IT IS FOR THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIIIIIPPPP!!!…..

(The crowd erupts with cheers)

(A loud roar is heard all throughout Lucas Oil Stadium as the crowd begins to boo)

(“Bloodlust” by contRoVersy plays all throughout the Stadium as a stoic Ares Vendetta slowly makes his way out to the stage in white and gold attire, lazily dragging the Answers World Championship along with him)

Announcer: First, making his way towards the ring…. He hails from the Land of the Rising Sun!…. He weighed in tonight at 217 Pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W ANSWERS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOORRLLLDD…. “THE BLACK VULTURE”, ARES VEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDEEEEEEETTTTTTTTAAAAA!!!….

Cherish: Say what you will about him, but you can’t deny he’s at least gotten results doing what he’s done for the past several months. It’s no secret that Ares is a downright sadistic guy with no concern for anyone else’s well-being, but, in a weird way, that’s exactly what’s made him so successful at such a young age. He’s always thrived on doing harm to others, and it’s gotten him this far. Will it be enough to help him escape tonight with the Answers World Title? It’s possible, but I doubt he’ll be getting out of here unscathed.

(The Referee reaches out for Ares to hand him the Answers World Championship, only for Ares to yank it away at laugh at him as he makes his way towards his pod)

Pierre: You’ve got to be kidding me! He’s ACTUALLY going to use the Answers World Championship ITSELF as his weapon? How disrespectful can you get?! What is with this guy?!

(Ares drops the Answers World Championship on the pod floor and crouches as he looks on while “Cowboy Song” by Faith No More plays all throughout the Stadium)

Pierre: Well, nonetheless, here comes the man who won the Beat The Clock Challenge to earn the sixth entry into this match…

(A brooding Pizza Boy makes his way out to the stage in white tights and black boots, tightly clutching a pizza slicer in his hand)

Announcer: Next, making his way towards the ring…. Hailing from New York City, New York!…. He weighed in tonight at 175 Pounds!…. HE IS THE SELF-PROCLAIMED “NOBODY”…. THE PIZZA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!….

Cherish: It all began with the assault on Brian Daniels from Ares Vendetta, but especially after his unfortunate night at Rite of Passage, The Pizza Boy has never been quite the same. He’s visibly doubted himself, stripped away any flashiness he had, and become more… Well, subdued. If you ask me, though, he looks like a man on a mission tonight.

(The Pizza Boy stares down with Ares Vendetta before going to his respective pod)

(“Never Catch Me” by Travis Scott plays all throughout the Stadium as Tyler Parker makes his way out to the stage in red and black tights with barbed wire MMA gloves on)

Announcer: Next, making his way towards the ring…. Hailing from San Diego, California!…. He weighed in tonight at 220 Pounds!…. TYLER PAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKKKKKEEEEERRRR!!!….

Pierre: Speaking of those that have recently changed, this man, Tyler Parker, is certainly no exception to that. Just recently he became very clearly different in mindset – much more determined than ever before to get what he wants, and the sight of those MMA gloves wrapped in barbed wire alone should be enough to tell you how he intends to that.

(“This Means War” by Avenged Sevenfold plays all throughout the Stadium as Devan Dubian slowly makes his way out to the stage in black and blue tights, carrying an Iron-Man replica gauntlet and the Hall of Fame Championship around his waist)

Announcer: Next, making his way towards the ring…. Hailing from Leicester, England, United Kingdom!…. He weighed in tonight at 230 Pounds!…. HE IS THE EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION…. “THE AMAZING EMIR”, DEVAN DUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIAAAAANNNNNN!!!….

Cherish: Only just this past Summer, many thought Devan Dubian completely lost his only shot at taking back the Answers World Championship from Ares Vendetta, but here he is, and he looks as determined as ever! He’s fought his way back into this spotlight and made rounds as of late after defeating Methuselah at Right of Passage in an absolutely BRUTAL encounter that most certainly prepared him for a contest like this!

(Ares and Devan lock eyes before Devan makes his way to his pod)

Pierre: He remembers everything – he knows that’s the man that took several months of his career from him in one foul swoop, and at this very same show just last year no less. Doesn’t get more personal than that.

(“You Want It Darker” by Leonard Cohen plays all throughout the Stadium as Nico Borg makes his way out to the stage in black attire, carrying a scourge and the National Elite Championship around his waist)

Announcer: Next, making his way towards the ring…. Hailing from Valetta, Malta!…. He weighed in tonight at 196 Pounds!…. HE IS THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION…. “THE MALTESE FALCON”, NICO BOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!….

Cherish: Everything about this guy looks like trouble – even more so tonight when he’s carrying that ridiculous whip or lash or whatever you wanna call it with him! Nico has proven time and time since first showing up in EAW that he’s a force to be reckoned with, and proved it big time when he cashed in his 24/7 Contract to win that National Elite Championship at Rite of Passage, and he definitely doesn’t plan to stop there. He wants to take home the Answers World Championship as well tonight!

Pierre: I’m all for whips, but that thing looks a little too intimidating for my taste.

Cherish: What?

(“You Want It Darker” fades out as Nico readies himself in the ring)

Pierre: Nico Borg will be starting this match off, but with who?

Cherish: For weeks now, we’ve only gotten glimpses of, well, whoever the final participant is in this contest. Hopefully–

(The sound of faint whistling can be heard)

Pierre: That familiar whistling as Ares Vendetta’s looking visible annoyed there in his pod…

(The whistling grows louder as the sounds of footsteps can be heard coming closer and closer)

Cherish: Nico himself is looking a bit uneasy…

(The lights in Lucas Oil Stadium go out)

(The lights in the Stadium all come on to reveal Brian Daniels standing upon the stage in all black attire, a smile upon his face, and a barbed wire-covered baseball bat casually on his shoulder as the fans erupt with cheers)

Cherish: BRIAN DANIELS! BRIAN DANIELS IS HERE! ARES VENDETTA LOOKS STUNNED! HE THOUGHT HE FINISHED HIM AT TERRITORIAL INVASION, BUT OUR EYES AREN’T DECEIVING US – BRIAN DANIELS HAS RETURNED AND HE IS THE SIXTH MAN IN WHAT IS SURE TO BE A HELLACIOUS EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER!

(Brian slowly starts to make his way down the ramp, staring directly in Ares Vendetta’s direction)

Pierre: THESE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET AND CHEERING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS FOR THE FORMER TWO-TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! BRIAN DANIELS IS BACK, AND HE LOOKS READY! READY FOR A WAR!

Announcer: AND LASTLY, MAKING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE RING…. HAILING FROM NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK!…. HE WEIGHED IN TONIGHT AT 210 POUNDS!…. BRIAN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNIIIIIEEEELLLLLLLSSSSS!!!!….

Cherish: The LOOK Brian Daniels is giving the Answers World Champion as he steps into this demonic structure! I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone relish with hate quite as much as Daniels is right this second! He’s got malicious intent written all over him!

Pierre: And rightfully so! The last two these two were in the ring, Ares Vendetta used his own father to gain the upperhand in their bout, nearly broke Daniels’ neck, broke his nose, knocked him unconscious, beat him with a chair, beat his own FATHER with a chair, and then broke or at least severely injured Daniels’ right arm!

Cherish: Nico Borg doesn’t seem to know what exactly to think of all this, but he’s ready to fight! Daniels steps inside the ring as both men wield their respective weapons! Nico with his scourge, Daniels with his barbed wire baseball bat! THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL AND THIS ONE IS UNDERWAY!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Pierre: Daniels nor Nico has moved even an inch as this Answers World Championship Extreme Elimination Chamber, and I’m a little nervous at what’s gonna happen once they do! Nico’s got his eyes locked on Daniels, but Daniels seems to have his attention directed elsewhere, at Ares Vendetta! Daniels is moving! Nico gets ready!

Cherish: Hold on… He’s not going towards Nico… Brian exits the ring, walking towards Ares’ pod! The Champion shows no fear as Brian eyes him! If anything, Ares is going out of his way to provoke him! Nico isn’t sure what to make of this! Brian hasn’t said a word, but I don’t think he has to! His eyes say it all as he stares down with a taunting Ares Vendetta! Brian now… Laughing? I’m not sure what he… Brian seems to finally getting back to this match as he steps away, while Nico–

Pierre: DANIELS TURNS AROUND TO SWING THAT BASEBALL BAT INTO THE GLASS OF ARES VENDETTA’S POD?!!!! JESUS CHRIST, HE’S BREAKING INTO ARES’ POD! ARES LOOKS BAFFLED! DANIELS SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT INTO THE GLASS AS MORE OF IT BREAKS AWAY! HE’S COMING IN AND ARES VENDETTA HAS LITERALLY NOWHERE TO GO! CAN DANIELS DO THIS?! REGARDLESS, HE’S NOT STOPPING! A THIRD SWING WITH THAT BAT SHATTERS THAT PANEL OF GLASS TO ARES’ POD AS ARES HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO RUSH DANIELS! DANIELS DROPS THE BAT AS BOTH MEN ERUPT INTO A STORM OF LEFTS AND RIGHTS! EVERY COMPETITOR LOOKING ON AND THIS CROWD ON THEIR FEET AS THESE TWO MEN GO AT IT!! DANIELS GETS THE UPPERHAND! HE’S TAKING CONTROL OF THIS BATTLE OF SHOTS! DANIELS GRABS THE HEAD OF ARES AND SENDS HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE NEARBY STEEL CHAINED WALL!

Cherish: ARES IMMEDIATELY FIRES BACK WITH A VICIOUS ELBOW TO THE FACE OF BRIAN! BRIAN ACTS LIKE IT DIDN’T EVEN FAZE HIM AS HE THROWS AN ELBOW OF HIS OWN TO THE SKULL OF ARES! ANOTHER ELBOW! ANOTHER! FOREARMS NOW! BRIAN DANIELS UNLOADING FOREARMS INTO THE FACE OF ARES VENDETTA AGAINST THAT CHAINED WALL!! BLOOD RUNS DOWN THE MOUTH OF ARES FROM THOSE RELENTLESS SHOTS UNTIL DANIELS FINALLY PUTS A STOP TO IT! This crowd is loving every second of it! I have NEVER seen Ares Vendetta at someone’s mercy like this before! I have no idea if any of this is even legal, but Brian Daniels does not give a damn! He picks up that barbed wire bat, gazing at it with a sadistic smile on his face! BRIAN SWINGS THE BAT INTO ARES!!!

Pierre: NO–ARES MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS THE BAT GETS STUCK IN THE CHAINED WALL! Ares falls through the ropes and into the ring where Nico Borg awaits! A damaged Ares scrambles to get back to his feet, looking towards Nico! Ares is telling Nico to get Daniels! If these two men band together, Daniels may be done for in this!

(Nico Borg looks at Ares Vendetta for a few seconds before shaking his head “no”)

Cherish: Nico isn’t having it! He’s not coming to Ares’ aid this time! He wants that Answers World Championship, and he’s willing to let Brian Daniels do whatever he wants if that’s what it takes to get it and take Ares out of here! ARES HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO RUSH BACK AT DANIELS! DANIELS LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE! MISSILE DROPKICK INTO THE ONCOMING ARES FROM DANIELS!! ARES IS LOOKING BAD! HE’S LOOKING REALLY BAD HERE! DANIELS HAS HIM COMPLETELY SCOUTED! HE HAS THE WORLD CHAMPION ON THE ROPES! ARES SCRAMBLES TO GET TO HIS FEET AS DANIELS KIPS UP! HE’S STALKING ARES! CAUSTIC ECHO!!!!!

Pierre: NO–ARES DROPS THROUGH THE ROPES TO ESCAPE IT! SHADES OF TERRITORIAL INVASION THERE, AND A DAMN GOOD STRATEGY ON HIS PART! DANIELS ISN’T STOPPING FOR EVEN A MOMENT AS HE CHARGES INTO THE ROPES! INCOMING!! DANIELS LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE INTO ARES FOR A BRUTAL SUICIDE DIVE THAT SENDS THE CHAMPION FLYING INTO THE DOOR OF THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!! ARES CAN’T DO A THING! HE CAN’T DO A THING! DANIELS HAS HIS NUMBER RIGHT NOW!

(Damien Murrow and several members of security are shown making their way down to the Chamber)

Cherish: It looks like the party may be over! Murrow looks absolutely livid! Daniels is dragging Ares up!

Murrow (no mic): OPEN THE CHAMBER! OPEN IT, DAMN IT! GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

Pierre: The Official is trying to move as fast as he can to unlock it as Daniels lays into a battered Ares!

Cherish: IT’S UNLOCKED AS BRIAN IMMEDIATELY SENDS ARES CRASHING INTO THE DOOR, SENDING HIM FALLING OUT AND LANDING INTO MURROW AND THE SECURITY TEAM!! Brian Daniels does not care! He does NOT care! He just wants to beat the Hell out of Ares! He wants to end him! Daniels doesn’t look done just yet! He’s alive! He’s ready to keep going! DANIELS BACKS UP AND CHARGES FORWARD! LOOK OUT!! SENTON PLANCHA ONTO MURROW AND SECURITY AS ARES MIRACULOUSLY GETS OUT OF THE WAY! ARES BOUGHT HIMSELF SOME TIME, BUT NOT ENOUGH TO GET AWAY AS DANIELS IS ALREADY GETTING BACK UP! ARES STARTS CLIMBING THE CHAMBER?! HE’S DESPERATE TO GET AWAY! HE CLIMBS THE CHAMBER AS DANIELS ISN’T FAR BEHIND HIM! THIS IS GONNA END BADLY! ARES MAKES IT TO THE TOP WITH DANIELS CLOSE BEHIND HIM! Ares needs a saving grace! Brian Daniels may be only interested in ending his career tonight! Hell, maybe even his life!

Pierre: Daniels is up there as Ares lays into him immediately! Ares with clubbing blows to the body of Daniels! He may have find an opportunity to finally turn this around! Ares climbs back to his feet, stomping onto the body of Daniels! These two men are in a very dangerous position up there! Ares pulls Brian slowly to his feet, laying into him! Finally getting some control here!

5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

BUZZ!!!

(A spotlight sporadically jumps between each Chamber pod for several seconds)

(The spotlight stops on Devan Dubian’s pod)

Cherish: DEVAN DUBIAN HAS ENTERED THIS MATCH AS HE RUSHES OUT OF HIS POD! HE HOPS INTO THE RING AS NICO COMES CHARGING WITH THAT SCOURAGE! DEVAN DROPS HIS GAUNTLET AND CATCHES THE INCOMING NICO WITH A BEAUTIFUL POWERSLAM!

Pierre: ARES IS NAVIGATING BRIAN ON TOP OF THAT CHAMBER! KNEES TO THE SKULL OF DANIELS! ARES HOOKS HIS ARMS!! HE’S GONNA BREAK HIS DAMN NECK! PEDIGREE DRIVER!!!!

(Brian Daniels forces both men forward as they both fall off the top of the Chamber, crashing through the Spanish Announce table below)

Cherish: OH MY GOD!!!!! JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY – BRIAN DANIELS MAY HAVE JUST SACRIFICED HIS OWN LIFE JUST TO TAKE ARES VENDETTA WITH HIM!!! BOTH MEN HAVE JUST SHATTERED THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! THEY– I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

(A replay is shown of Brian Daniels sending both himself and Ares Vendetta off the top of the Elimination Chamber and through an Announce table below)

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Pierre: DUBIAN AND NICO ARE STILL GOING AT IT IN THE RING AS EMTS ARE RUSHING DOWN HERE TO CHECK ON DANIELS AND ARES! DANIELS IS MOVING! DANIELS IS STILL MOVING! SOMEHOW! SOME WAY! HE’S MOVING AS HE GRABS ARES! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE’S TRYING TO LOCK IN THE FOURTH SEAL!!! MURROW’S SECURITY STOPS DANIELS AS THEY FINALLY OVERWHELM HIM!

Cherish: Murrow’s telling the Ring Announcer something! Nico sends Dubian into the ropes! HE FOLLOWS BEHIND HIM WITH A BIG LARIAT TO SEND DEVAN OVER THE ROPES AND ONTO THAT STEEL PANELING!

Announcer: By orders of Showdown General Manager, Damien Murrow, Brian Daniels has been ELIMINATED for illegally forcing Ares Vendetta from his pod!

(The crowd erupts with boos as Murrow orders security to take Daniels away while EMTs check on a still down Ares Vendetta)

Pierre: Ares may be out cold! Who knows what he may have suffered with that fall! From the looks of it, we’ll be seeing a new Answers World Champion crowned by the end of this one as Nico sends Devan crashing hard into the chained wall with a big Irish whip! Both men’s weapons for this contest remain in the ring, but I don’t think that makes one ounce of a difference to them! Nico pulls Devan in, looking for a neckbreaker there on the steel paneling! Devan refuses to let it happen as he swings an elbow into the side of Nico’s skull! Another elbow connects! The neckbreaker position is broken out of as both men turn around! Nico rushes in! Devan catches him with a side headlock takedown right onto the steel! Devan unloading with shots to the face of Nico! The National Elite Champion finds himself in a bad spot here!

Cherish: Nico counters it by wrapping his legs around the head of Devan for a scissors hold! Devan IMMEDIATELY rolls over, pulling his head out of Nico’s grasp and gaining control of both of Nico’s legs! Devan’s up to his feet with Nico in his grasp! Nico’s fighting it! Devan turns him! SLINGSHOT!! A BIG SLINGSHOT SENDS NICO BORG FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEEL CHAINS OF THE WALL! Devan is back up as he grabs a woozy Nico! HE SENDS HIM INTO THOSE CHAINS AGAIN! DEVAN NOW SENDS NICO BACK INTO THE RING! NO! HE’S SETTING HIM UP! BOTH OF NICO’S FEET CAUGHT ON THE MIDDLE ROPE! ROPE-HUNG DDT!!! A VICIOUS DDT DRIVES THE SKULL OF NICO RIGHT INTO THAT STEEL PANELING! Devan Dubian is in full control!

(Ares Vendetta is shown being helped to the back by medical techicians)

Pierre: Devan is on a roll! He’s in full control over Nico! He can feel it as he drives his fists down into the steel paneling! He’s got that familiar look in his eyes! He stalks the National Elite Champion like a predator waiting to strike! Nico clutches the ropes to pull himself up! HE’S UP! DEVAN TURNS HIM AROUND! BLEEDING EDGE ONTO THE STEEL!!!! NICO PUSHES HIM OFF!! DROPKICK!! A BIG DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF DEVAN’S SKULL! Nico just BARELY saves his hide with that one as he rolls back into the ring! He needs to follow it up! Nico crawls his way over to that scourge of his, hoping to fully utilize it for the first time in this contest! He grabs that sadistic-looking weapon and locks his eyes back on the damaged Devan Dubian trying to get back to his feet on the outside!

Cherish: Nico wants to punish this man as he gets back to his feet, making his way towards the Hall of Fame Champion! HE RUSHES FORWARD AS DEVAN IS UP! LOOK OUT! DEVAN MANAGES TO TELEGRAPH IT AS HE SENDS A SHOULDER THROUGH THE ROPES AND INTO THE GUT OF THE INCOMING NICO! DEVAN TAKES THAT SCOURGE FROM NICO’S GRASP! HE SWINGS IT INTO THE SPINE OF NICO! JESUS CHRIST! IMMEDIATELY IT TEARS AT THE FLESH OF NICO BORG, WHO WRITHES IN PAIN ON THE CANVAS! Devan drops the scourge and hopes to follow up here as he immediately climbs up to the top turnbuckle! Nico is in pain! We don’t often see Devan head to the top, but it looks like this is a special occasion as he’s perched! DEVAN LEAPS AS NICO GETS UP! NICO NAILS THE INCOMING DEVAN IN THE MID-SECTION WITH DEVAN’S OWN GAUNTLET!!! HE GRABBED THAT GAUNTLET AND MANAGED TO USE IT TO SAVE HIMSELF AS DEVAN IS DOWN, EQUALLY IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN!

Pierre: Nico was busted open from that DDT on the steel paneling and now with cuts on his back from his own scourge – he’s looking worse for wear, but he’s in control at last as he sends a damaged Devan crashing into the nearby corner with an Irish whip! HE CHARGES IN! A BIG RUNNING KNEE TO THE BODY OF DEVAN IN THAT CORNER! Devan drops down in pain as Nico immediately lays into him with vicious stomps!

5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

BUZZ!!!

(A light sporadically jumps around every pod in the Chamber)

(The light lands on Tyler Parker’s pod)

Cherish: HERE WE GO! THE FORMER TWO-TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, TYLER PARKER, HAS ENTERED THIS CONTEST! HE LOOKS READY TO GO WITH THOSE BARBED WIRE MMA GLOVES OF HIS WITH HIM! TYLER RUSHES IN AS NICO TURNS TOWARDS HIM! NICO CHARGES! TYLER DUCKS THE INCOMING LARIAT FROM THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION! NICO TURNS AROUND TO MEET A SHOT TO THE FACE WITH THAT BARBED WIRE MMA GLOVE! NICO IMMEDIATELY WRITHES ON THE CANVAS IN PAIN! TYLER LAYS INTO HIM WITH MULTIPLE STOMPS! THESE TWO MEN HAVE SOME PERSONAL RECENT HISTORY WITH ONE ANOTHER AND WE’RE SEEING IT REIGNITED HERE ONCE MORE! TYLER DROPS DOWN, LAYING INTO NICO WITH MULTIPLE SHOTS! THOSE BRUTAL BARBED WIRE GLOVES ARE JUST RIPPING INTO THE FLESH OF NICO BORG! HE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE MUCH MORE!

Pierre: TYLER RUSHES BACK TO HIS FEET AND CHARGES AS DEVAN GETS UP IN THAT CORNER! TYLER WITH A BIG CORNER CLOTHESLINE TO DEVAN! Tyler doesn’t give a damn who he lays into! He wants to get BOTH of these men out of this contest! If he can pull out a huge upset and eliminate both Nico and Devan, all he’ll have to deal with is The Pizza Boy! He’ll have just one more match to go through to be the Answers World Champion! TYLER WITH A SHOT TO THE BODY OF DEVAN WITH THAT BARBED WIRE GLOVE! ANOTHER SHOT! ANOTHER! THE FLESH OF DEVAN’S BODY RIPPING WITH EACH STRIKE! TYLER PULLS DEVAN UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HE PULLS HIM IN! LOOKING FOR A MUSCLE BUSTER PERHAPS! DEVAN’S FIGHTING IT! TYLER NAILS DEVAN WITH ANOTHER SHOT TO THE BODY WITH THAT BARBED WIRE TEARING AT THE HALL OF FAME CHAMP’S FLESH!

Cherish: MUSCLE BUSTER!!! NICO RUSHES IN TO STOP IT WITH A FLURRY OF CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE SPINE OF TYLER! TYLER SWINGS BACK WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF NICO! DEVAN NAILS TYLER WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE! NICO LOCKS THE WAIST OF TYLER! DEVAN WITH ANOTHER SHOT BEFORE NICO FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BIG GERMAN SUPLEX, SENDING TYLER PARKER LANDING RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS SKULL!! NICO CLIMBS BACK TO HIS FEET, LOOKING TO–

Pierre: DEVAN LEAPS FROM THE TOP! A BIG FLYING CROSSBODY CONNECTS ONTO NICO BORG!!! WHAT A MOVE! Devan rushes back to his feet just as Tyler makes it up to a vertical base! TYLER WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE! NOBODY’S HOME! DEVAN’S CAUGHT HIM FROM BEHIND! INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER FROM DEVAN DUBIAN!! HE’S TAKING BACK CONTROL HERE! Tyler and Nico are both down at his hands! Devan can feel this loud Indianapolis crowd cheering him on! They want to see him pull this off! Devan makes it back to his feet, immediately targeting Nico as he pulls him up… HE SENDS NICO STRAIGHT OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING ONTO THE STEEL PANELING ON THE OUTSIDE! He’s not done just yet! Devan turns his focus to Tyler Parker now, dragging him back up! HE SENDS TYLER TOWARDS THE ROPES! HE’S SETTING HIM UP! BOTH FEET HUNG ON THE MIDDLE ROPE! ROPE-HUNG DDT!!! NO–TYLER’S FIGHTING IT! HE GETS BOTH FEET OFF THE ROPE! TYLER OVERPOWERS DEVAN AS HE SENDS HIM UP AND OVER!

Cherish: DEVAN GOES CRASHING HARD ONTO THE STEEL PANELING RIGHT NEXT TO NICO BORG! Tyler jumps over the ropes to the outside, looking for something! Both Nico and Devan are bloodied! They’re hurt! TYLER LEAPS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! FINAL CHAPTER!!! IT’S NO GOOD AS DEVAN DUCKS IT!! TYLER CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE STEEL CHAIN WALL! HE JUST BARELY SAVES HIMSELF! HE’S CLIMBING UP IT FOR SOMETHING ELSE ON AN UNSUSPECTING DEVAN DUBIAN! NICO BORG RUSHES IN! HE’S GOT TYLER!! POWERBOMB!!! A VICIOUS, HEINOUS POWERBOMB CONNECTS AS TYLER PARKER IS DRIVEN INTO THE STEEL FLOOR!!! NICO HAS A CHANCE TO TAKE BACK CONTROL AS HE RUSHES INTO DEVAN WITH A SERIES OF HARD SHOTS! DEVAN TRYING TO DEFEND HIMSELF! NICO SENDS DEVAN CRASHING OVER THE ROPES AND BACK INTO THE RING WITH A BIG LARIAT!

Pierre: DEVAN QUICKLY FORCES HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET AS NICO ATTEMPTS TO ENTER THE RING THROUGH THE ROPES! DEVAN WITH CLUBBING SHOTS TO THAT BLOODIED BACK OF NICO! HE PULLS HIM OUT, ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE!! ROPE-HUNG DDT!!! IT CONNECTS! DEVAN IS FEELING IT ONCE MORE! HE WANTS THE SECOND ELIMINATION IN THIS CONTEST! HE WANTS IT MORE THAN ANYTHING! DEVAN EYES NICO BORG! WATCHING HIM WITH A BLOODLUST IN HIS EYES! NICO IS UP! BLEEDING EDGE!!!! NICO COUNTERS IT FOR A SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH WITH A POWERFUL CRUCIFIX DRIVER ON DEVAN DUBIAN!! DEVAN IS DOWN! HE’S HURT! NICO IS STILL ALIVE IN THIS! He has to follow it up! He HAS to! Nico starts to climb back to his feet, nearly losing his balance as he makes it to the nearby corner to prop himself up! Nico’s climbing! He’s going to the top, looking to finish Devan off! NICO’S PERCHED! Tyler Parker is back up, attempting to foil those plans of Nico’s! Nico fights Tyler off! A kick to Tyler! Another boot! LOOK OUT–

Cherish: DEVAN RUSHES UP THAT CORNER AS HE GRABS NICO!! OLYMPIC SLAM!!! AN OLYMPIC SLAM FROM THE TOP!!! NICO’S BODY COMES CRASHING DOWN WITH GREAT VELOCITY!! DEVAN’S HURT, BUT HE HAS TO COVER HIM! HE HAS TO FINISH HIM OFF! DEVAN GETS THE COVER!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!…….

Pierre: IT’S NOT ENOUGH AS NICO GETS A SHOULDER UP! HE’S STILL ALIVE IN THIS CONTEST! DEVAN THOUGHT HE HAD IT THERE!

5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

BUZZ!!!

(A light shines on The Pizza Boy’s pod)

Cherish: AND OUR SIXTH AND FINAL PARTICIPANT IN THIS CONTEST HAS JUST ENTERED! THE PIZZA BOY IS OFFICIALLY IN THIS CONTEST AS HE CHARGES IN WITH THAT TERRIFYING PIZZA SLICER IN HIS HAND! DEVAN IS BACK TO HIS FEET AS PIZZA BOY RUSHES IN! DEVAN WITH A LARIAT! PIZZA BOY DUCKS UNDER IT! DEVAN TURNS AROUND–THE PIZZA BOY SWINGS WITH THAT SLICER RIGHT ACROSS THE CHEST OF DEVAN! MY GOD!! HE SWINGS ONCE MORE, BUT DEVAN DROPS AWAY INTO THE CORNER BEFORE HE CATCHES AN EVEN WORSE LACERATION! THE PIZZA BOY DROPS THE SLICER AND CHARGES FORWARD! DOUBLE KNEE INTO THE CORNERED DEVAN DUBIAN! HE PULLS DEVAN OUT OF THE CORNER, LOOKING FOR A DDT! DEVAN’S FIGHTING IT! HE’S GOT PIZZA BOY! EXPLODER SUPLEX SENDS THE PIZZA BOY CRASHING RIGHT INTO THE NEARBY CORNER!! WHAT A MOVE! THE PIZZA BOY IS HURT!

Pierre: What a brutal contest this has been thus far! All four of these men have got at it with everything they’ve got! Devan slowly rises back to his feet, looking at both the downed Nico Borg and the downed Pizza Boy! He needs to get rid of one of them! He–

Cherish: FINAL CHAPTER!!! FINAL CHAPTER FROM TYLER PARKER TO THE BACK OF DEVAN’S SKULL OUT OF NOWHERE!! TYLER IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE COVER ON DEVAN, HOPING FOR AN ELIMINATION!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!

Pierre: DEVAN KICKS OUT! HE’S STILL ALIVE IN THIS AS TYLER IMMEDIATELY GRABS A HOLD OF HIM, DRIVING THE BACK OF DEVAN’S SKULL REPEATEDLY INTO THE CANVAS! HE DRAGS TYLER UP, LOOKING TO FINISH HIM OFF! HE PICKS HIM UP! DEPRAVITY!!!! DEVAN MANAGES TO ESCAPE IT AS HE DROPS BEHIND TYLER! HE TURNS TYLER AROUND! BLEEDING EDGE!!!! TYLER FORCES DEVAN OFF, SENDING HIM INTO THE ROPES! DEVAN COMES BACK WITH MOMENTUM AT HIS BACK! DEVAN WITH A LARIAT AS TYLER DUCKS IT! DEVAN TURNS AROUND! SHOT TO THE FACE OF DEVAN FROM TYLER WITH THOSE BARBED WIRE MMA GLOVES! ANOTHER SHOT! DEVAN REFUSES TO GO DOWN AS HE FIRES BACK WITH A SHOT OF HIS OWN TO THE FACE OF TYLER! THE PIZZA BOY RUSHES IN WITH A SHOT OF HIS OWN TO TYLER AS WELL! A SHOT TO THE FACE OF DEVAN FROM THE PIZZA BOY NOW! DEVAN WITH A SHOT BACK TO THE PIZZA BOY! TYLER WITH A SHOT TO DEVAN! A SHOT TO THE PIZZA BOY! A SHOT TO DEVAN! A SHOT TO THE PIZZA BOY! DEVAN DROPS DOWN TO ONE KNEE! TYLER WITH ANOTHER SHOT TO THE PIZZA BOY! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! THE BARBED WIRE TEARING AT HIS FACE! TYLER’S UP!! HE NAILS TYLER SQUARE IN THE FACE WITH THAT GAUNTLET OF HIS!!! DEVAN DUBIAN MANAGED TO GET HIS GAUNTLET BACK OFF THE CANVAS AND NAILED TYLER WITH IT AS TYLER DROPS DOWN! HE NAILS THE PIZZA BOY WITH IT NOW AS HE’S DOWN!!

Cherish: NICO RUSHES IN!! DEVAN SWINGS WITH THAT GAUNTLET! NICO DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY! DEVAN TURNS AROUND!! DISCUS LARIAT FROM NICO AS HE NEARLY TAKES DEVAN’S HEAD OFF OF HIS SHOULDERS!! ALL MEN BUT NICO BORG ARE NOW DOWN, AND NICO IS JUST BARELY HOLDING ON AS HE FALLS INTO THE ROPES TO KEEP HIMSELF UP! HE’S EXHAUSTED, BLOODIED, AND BATTERED! HE’S GOT A TWISTED LOOK ON HIS FACE AS HE LOOKS DOWN AT THE CARNAGE BEFORE HIM! ALL THREE OF HIS REMAINING OPPONENTS IN THIS CONTEST ARE DOWN BEFORE HIM AND RIPE FOR THE PICKING! Blood coagulating on his face as he lumbers over towards whatever he intends to do… He… Oh no… Nico eyes that scourge of his Devan Dubian left just outside of the ring! As bad as this has gotten, I think it’s about to get a whole lot worse! Nico reaches out and clutches that scourge in his fist! He gets turns his focus back to the three men downed in the ring… NICO SWINGS THAT SCOURGE STRAIGHT INTO THE BODY OF DEVAN DUBIAN!!! ANOTHER SHOT TO DEVAN! THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPION IS WRITHING IN AGONY!

Pierre: Absolutely sadistic! Disgusting! HE SWINGS IT DOWN INTO THE PIZZA BOY NOW!!! A SECOND STRIKE WITH THAT SCOURGE AS THE ENDS OF IT RIP AT THE FLESH OF THE PIZZA BOY!! MY GOD! NICO TURNS HIS FOCUS BACK TO TYLER PARKER! HE DROPS THE SCOURGE AND STARTS PULLING OFF THOSE BARBED WIRE MMA GLOVES OF TYLER’S! HE PULLS THEM BOTH OFF! A FURIOUS NICO BORG TORTURES TYLER AS HE RUBS THOSE BARBED GLOVES IN HIS FACE!! NICO JUST TORTURING TYLER PARKER HERE AS HE GRABS THAT SCOURGE NOW! HE SWINGS IT DOWN INTO HIM! ANOTHER SHOT! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! NICO DROPS THE SCOURGE AND GRABS THE LEG OF TYLER! HE’S SETTING HIM UP!! THE CRUCIBLE!!!! NICO BORG WITH THE CRUCIBLE LOCKED IN ON TYLER!! THAT STRETCH MUFFLER JUST HYPEREXTENDING THE LEG OF TYLER, BENDING HIM IN WAYS THE HUMAN BODY WASN’T MEANT TO BEND!

Cherish: NICO’S JUST MANGLING THE BODY OF TYLER PARKER RIGHT NOW! APPLYING MORE AND MORE PRESSURE WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND! THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GIVE UP! BLOOD’S RUNNING DOWN HIS BODY FROM THOSE SHOTS WITH THAT SCOURGE! HE DOESN’T HAVE MUCH LEFT IN HIM! HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE HIS BARBED WIRE MMA GLOVES TO SAVE HIM ANYMORE!

Pierre: HOLD ON! LOOK! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

(A limping Ares Vendetta makes his way down to the ring, telling the Referee to open the Chamber door as the crowd boos)

Pierre: Ares Vendetta is back! I can’t believe it! He’s still walking, let alone competing in this contest! The Referee opens the door as Ares gets in! TYLER’S CLAWING TOWARDS THE ROPES, HOPING FOR SOME SORT OF SAVING GRACE! NO ROPES ARE GONNA BE ABLE TO SAVE HIM, I’M AFRAID! TYLER’S NOT GONNA HAVE ANY CHOICE! HE CAN’T GO ANYWHERE!

Cherish: ARES VENDETTA CRACKS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OVER THE SKULL OF NICO BORG!!!! ARES JUST LAID OUT NICO, SAVING TYLER PARKER FROM ELIMINATION! I DON’T THINK HE EVEN MEANT TO DO THAT! HE WANTED PAYBACK FOR NICO REFUSING TO HELP HIM EARLIER! WHAT A SHOT THAT WAS! Nico may be out cold! Ares holds himself up against the nearby ropes with a look of hate on his face as he eyes Nico Borg! He pulls himself up, making his way towards the National Elite Champion! Ares slowly drags Nico back up! HE PULLS HIM IN!! PEDIGREE DRIVER!!!! AN EMPHATIC PEDIGREE DRIVER CONNECTS AS ARES VENDETTA ROLLS NICO OVER!! HE HOOKS THE LEG!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!

Announcer: Nico Borg has been ELIMINATED!!…..

Pierre: And just like that, we’re down to four once more! I thought for certain Ares would be done for the night after taking that terrifying fall through the table, but he’s still alive and kicking! Not only that, but he just scored a huge elimination, taking the National Elite Champion out of this match! Ares isn’t finished yet! He’s gonna reap the benefits of all of these men destroying one another while he was recuperating in the back! He turns his attention to The Pizza Boy now! The Pizza Boy struggles to get back up, but he’s first dragged up by the World Champion! Ares pulls him in, hooking both arms! Pizza Boy’s fighting it! ARES WITH A KNEE TO THE SKULL OF THE PIZZA BOY FROM THAT UNDERHOOKED POSITION! ANOTHER KNEE! ANOTHER! HE WANTS TO FINISH HIM OFF! PEDIGREE DRIVER!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN SPRINGS UP TO HIS FEET AND TAKES ARES DOWN WITH A BIG LARIAT BEFORE THE PEDIGREE DRIVER CAN CONNECT! DEVAN JUST SAVED THE PIZZA BOY IN THIS CONTEST!

Cherish: Tyler has rolled to the outside, possibly trying to recuperate after that beating at the hands of Nico Borg as Devan drops back into a nearby corner with his sights locked on Ares Vendetta! The eyes of Devan Dubian look more alive than ever! He’s been waiting for this moment since he let their match at Pain For Pride 9 slip through his fingers! Ares is hurt – crawling into the corner opposite from Dubian, slowly pulling himself up! Devan is covered in blood from every possible weapon available in this contest, but he doesn’t care! He wants to finally get rid of Ares! He wants to finally take back his Answers World Title! ARES IS UP AS DEVAN EXPLODES OUT OF THE OPPOSITE CORNER WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! INCOMING! ARES GETS A BOOT UP AS DEVAN RUNS RIGHT INTO IT! DEVAN KEEPS ON HIS FEET, BUT HE’S ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS HE BACKPEDALS! ARES EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER NOW! DEVAN CATCHES THE INCOMING ARES WITH A POWERSLAM OUT OF NOWHERE!! DEVAN IS RIGHT BACK IN CONTROL! HE DRAGS ARES BACK UP WITH HIM!

Pierre: Ares refuses to lose all of his momentum as he immediately sends Devan off, into the ropes! DEVAN COMING BACK! THESZ PRESS ON ARES!! HE GOT HIM WITH A BIG THESZ PRESS AS DEVAN LAYS INTO HIM WITH RAPID-FIRE SHOTS TO THE FACE! ARES CAN HARDLY DEFEND HIMSELF HERE!! DEVAN PUTS A STOP TO THE ATTACK, ROLLING OFF OF ARES! THE CHAMPION SCRAMBLES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! DEVAN GRABS NICO’S SCOURGE!! HE SWINGS AT ARES, BUT ARES SEES IT COMING AS HE FALLS BACK! ARES IS IN PAIN – HE’S VULNERABLE AND HE KNOWS IT! IT WAS A SMART STRATEGY ON HIS PART TO RETREAT! Ares struggles to get back up as Devan watches! DEVAN DROPS THE SCOURGE AND CHARGES! ARES TURNS AROUND! DEVAN JUMPS THE ROPES! THESZ PRESS!!! A SECOND BIG THESZ PRESS OVER THE ROPES AS DEVAN ONCE AGAIN LAYS INTO ARES VENDETTA WITH A SERIES OF SHOTS! HE CLUTCHES THE HAIR OF ARES, DRAGGING HIM UP! HE SENDS ARES CRASHING HARD INTO STEEL CHAINED WALL!! DEVAN SEND SHIM INTO IT AGAIN!

Cherish: DEVAN TURNS ARES AROUND! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! DEVAN PULLS ARES IN! LOOKING FOR A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX PERHAPS! ARES IS FIGHTING IT! BACK BODY DROP!!! DEVAN IS DROPPED SPINE-FIRST RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL PANELS!! ARES MAY HAVE A SAVING GRACE JUST YET! ARES WATCHES AS DEVAN STRUGGLES TO GET UP! HE RUSHES IN! SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL! DEVAN SOMEHOW MANAGES TO DUCK IT! HE FORCES HIMSELF BACK UP AS ARES TURNS AROUND! DISCUS ELBOW!!! ARES AVOIDS IT! ARES CATCHES DEVAN IMMEDIATELY FROM BEHIND WITH A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX!!!

Pierre: AND JUST LIKE THAT, DEVAN DUBIAN IS DOWN! HE COULD BE ON THE VERGE OF ELIMINATION! ARES WANTS TO FINISH HIM OFF ONCE AND FOR ALL! FINALLY BE DONE WITH HIM HERE AND NOW! ARES CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP! HE’S PERCHED ON THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE! METEORA!!!! DEVAN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! ARES MANAGES TO BARELY CATCH HIMSELF AS HE ROLLS RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET! HE’S STILL IN A HELL OF A LOT OF PAIN, BUT HE REFUSES TO STOP HIS MOMENTUM! HE EYES DEVAN! DEVAN RISES BACK TO HIS FEET! ARES CHARGES!! SPEAR!!!

Cherish: DEVAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS ARES GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS OF THE POD BEHIND HIM!!!!! ARES VENDETTA CRASHES AND BURNS IN A SPECTACULAR WAY AS HE FINDS HIMSELF DOWN, SURROUNDED BY SHATTERED GLASS! Devan realizes he’s got a chance to turn this around! He’s got a shot at eliminating Ares once more! He lumbers his way over to Ares, slowly dragging the Champion back up… He sends Ares through the ropes and back into the ring! He wants to end this more than anything! Devan creeps through the ropes, eying Ares! He slams his fists down into the canvas as these fans get to their feet once more! Ares is a mess! He’s struggling to get back up! Devan’s ready! ARES IS UP! HE’S TURNED AROUND! BLEEDING EDGE!!!! THE BLEEDING EDGE CONNECTS!!! DEVAN ROLLS HIM OVER! HE HOOKS THE LEG!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!………… THREE!

Pierre: HE KICKS OUT?! ARES KICKS OUT! HE GOT A SHOULDER UP TO THE COMPLETE SHOCK OF DEVAN DUBIAN! DEVAN CANNOT BELIEVE IT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I TRULY THOUGHT THAT WAS IT! Ares miraculously kicks out when he needs to most! Devan almost looks like he doesn’t know what else to do! Hold on… He may have something in mind… Devan now backing up… He gets to the opposite corner, eying the battered, beaten Ares Vendetta… Devan practically salivating at the mouth! Ares struggles to move… DEVAN RUSHES IN!! LAST RESORT!!!! ARES SPRINGS UP–METEORA!!!! LEAPING METEORA OUT OF THE DAMN BLUE!!! A METEORA ON DEVAN DUBIAN AS ARES IS DOWN ONCE MORE! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

Cherish: Unbelievable resilience from these men! Ares is nearly out of it, but he knows he has a chance to finish this off! He just has to keep going! He starts crawling! He’s close to the cover!

Pierre: THE PIZZA BOY LASHES THE BACK OF ARES VENDETTA WITH THAT SCOURGE!!! THE PIZZA BOY IS BACK IN THIS!! HE LASHES THE BACK OF ARES AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! MY GOD! JESUS CHRIST – SOMEONE GET THAT THING AWAY FROM HIM!! THE WORLD CHAMPION IS ROLLING IN PAIN! HE HAS NOWHERE TO ESCAPE THIS TORTURE! HE’S STUCK IN THIS CHAMBER WITH THESE MEN HE’S DRIVEN TO THIS POINT! ARES CRAWLS UNDER THE ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE AS THE PIZZA BOY CONTINUES TO LASH HIM WITH THAT SCOURGE!! THE PIZZA BOY HAS LOST IT! HE’S GONE OFF THE DEEP END! The Pizza Boy just throws that scourge at Ares before exiting the ring! The Pizza Boy now laying into Ares with several stomps! He’s letting out every ounce of aggression he has towards this man for everything ever done to him! He wants to end him! More than anything! It’s like everyone in this has an axe to grind with this man, Ares Vendetta!

Cherish: The Pizza Boy now… Oh no – what’s he thinking?! The Pizza Boy grabs one of those panels, puffing out his chest as he… HE PULLS IT UP! HE PULLS A PANEL OF THAT STEEL FLOOR ON THE OUTSIDE OUT! MOVES IT OUT OF THE WAY, MAKING A PIT OF SORTS HERE IN THE CHAMBER! The Pizza Boy grabs a hold of Ares, pulling him up! THE PIZZA BOY WITH A KNEE TO THE SKULL OF ARES! ANOTHER KNEE! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! HE PULLS ARES UP! HE PICKS THE CHAMPION UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! POWERBOMB INTO THAT PIT!!!! NO–ARES IS FIGHTING IT! HE’S FIGHTING IT WITH SHOTS! ARES TURNS HIMSELF AROUND ON THE PIZZA BOY’S SHOULDERS! FRANKENSTEINER!!! NO! THE PIZZA BOY’S FIGHTING BACK! HE’S TRYING TO PULL ARES IN! ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER!!!! ARES REFUSES TO LET IT CONNECT! HE FIGHTS! ARES DROPS OFF THE SHOULDERS OF THE PIZZA BOY! PIZZA BOY TURNS AROUND AS ARES PICKS HIM UP!! LOOK OUT!!! RUNNING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!!!! THROUGH THE NEARBY GLASS POD!!! A RUNNING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER THROUGH THE GLASS OF THAT POD – JESUS CHRIST!!!!

Pierre: THE PIZZA BOY’S BODY HAS BEEN SHATTERED THROUGH THAT GLASS! HE MAY BE OUT OF THIS! ARES IS STILL SOMEHOW MOVING! He’s not finished yet! He keeps going! Ares slowly pulls himself up, eying a still downed Devan Dubian in the ring! Ares clings to the nearest corner, dragging himself to his feet! He’s climbing! He knows he can end this! HE’S UP! HE’S PERCHED! ARES LEAPS!!! METEORA!!!!

Cherish: BLEEDING EDGE?!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN OUT OF COMPLETELY NOWHERE CATCHES ARES WITH A BLEEDING EDGE!!! SHADES OF ONE YEAR AGO!! ARES IS LAID OUT! HE GOT HIMSELF TRAPPED WITH THAT BLEEDING EDGE ONCE MORE AND IT’S WHAT JUST COST HIM THIS MATCH! DEVAN HAS TO MAKE THE COVER! HE HAS TO! HE’S GOTTA FINISH IT! DEVAN STRUGGLES, CRAWLING! HE’S IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN!

Pierre: HOLD ON – WHAT?! DEVAN’S DRAGGED UP! TYLER’S GOT HIM!! ACROSS THE PARK!!!!! DEVAN DUBIAN IS DRILLED INTO THE CANVAS WITH THAT ROLLING CUTTER AS TYLER ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK! HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Announcer: Devan Dubian has been ELIMINATED!!….

Cherish: WHAT ON EARTH IS TYLER THINKING?! HE JUST TOOK DEVAN BY SURPRISE AND ELIMINATED HIM FROM THIS MATCH! WHY’D HE STOP HIM FROM ELIMINATING ARES?! TYLER IMMEDIATELY CRAWLS OVER TO ARES, HOOKING A LEG FOR THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!………… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!………… THREE!!!!!!!

Pierre: NO–ARES WITH A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! HE GOT A FOOT ON THE ROPE! TYLER THOUGHT HE JUST ELIMINATED THE CHAMPION FROM THIS MATCH AS THE REFEREE TELLS HIM OTHERWISE! Tyler is absolutely LIVID! He clutches the shirt of the Referee, yelling in his face! Look at the eyes of desperation on Tyler Parker! He wants the Answers World Championship more than anything, but he’s still got two men to get through to make that happen! He pushes the Official out of his way and makes his way over to Ares! He clutches Ares by his hair, dragging the Champion up! Tyler looks like he’s ready to finish this… HE PULLS HIM IN! DEPRAVITY!!! ARES WITH AN IMMEDIATE KNEE TO THE SKULL OF TYLER! A SECOND KNEE CONNECTS! HE PULLS TYLER IN!! PEDIGREE DRIVER!!!! NO–TYLER COUNTERS IT! HE GRABS THE ARM OF ARES, WRESTLING HIM TO THE GROUND!! CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!! CRIPPLER CROSSFACE IN ON ARES VENDETTA!!! ARES HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! TYLER PULLS BACK MORE AND MORE WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND! HE’S WILLING TO BREAK THIS MAN’S NECK IF IT MEANS TAKING HIM OUT OF THIS MATCH!

Cherish: THERE ARE NO ROPE BREAKS TO SAVE ARES – HE’S GOTTA THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE OR JUST GIVE UP WHILE HE STILL CAN! TYLER’S NOT BUDGING! ARES IS CLAWING HIS WAY FORTH ON THE CANVAS! HE’S DESPERATE! HE’S IN PAIN, STILL BLOODIED FROM THOSE LASHES AT THE HANDS OF THE PIZZA BOY! HE… HE GRABS ONE OF TYLER’S NEARBY BARBED WIRE MMA GLOVES!! HE’S GOT IT! TYLER IMMEDIATELY GRABS IT, PULLING OFF THE BARBED WIRE!! HE’S GONNA USE IT FOR THIS SUBMISSION!! HE’S GOT IT!! NO–ARES ROLLS THROUGH!! HE TURNS IT INTO A PIN ATTEMPT ON TYLER!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!…….

Pierre: TYLER KICKS OUT! ARES SPRINGS UP AS TYLER DOES THE SAME! KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE!!! ARES WITH A KNEE STRIKE OUT OF DESPERATION TO BRING TYLER RIGHT BACK DOWN! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND OUT! BOTH CHESTS HEAVING FROM EXHAUSTION! THEY’RE COVERED IN BLOOD, THEY’RE BOTH IN AGONY, BUT THEY BOTH KEEP GOING FOR THE GOAL OF WALKING OUT OF INDIANAPOLIS WITH THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! ARES STARTS TO CRAWL! TYLER MAY NOT EVEN BE CLOSE ENOUGH TO FINISH OFF, BUT HE’S CRAWLING!

Cherish: LOOK OUT!! FAZBEAR FLOP!!! THE PIZZA BOY COMES IN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT TOP ROPE BACK SENTON RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF ARES VENDETTA!! The Pizza Boy is still alive and kicking in this contest as well! He hasn’t given up regardless of the punishment he’s taken! The Pizza Boy with that same gone look in his eyes as he looks at the downed Ares Vendetta before him! He looks towards the crowd as they get on their feet once more! The Pizza Boy starts looking around! HE’S LOOKING TOWARDS THAT PIZZA SLICER OF HIS! DON’T! THE PIZZA BOY MAY BE GOING TOO FAR AS HE GOES FOR THAT PIZZA SLICER! HE GRABS IT, MAKING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE CHAMPION! THE PIZZA BOY DRIVES IT DOWN!! ARES STOPS IT AS HE GRABS THE INCOMING ARM OF THE PIZZA BOY! ARES IS DESPERATE! THE PIZZA BOY WANTS TO END HIM IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!

Pierre: THE PIZZA BOY’S BLADE IS GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER! ARES FORCES HIMSELF UP FOR A HEADBUTT BETWEEN THE EYES OF THE PIZZA BOY! THAT PIZZA SLICERS GOES FLYING! ARES JOINS THE PIZZA BOY ON HIS KNEES! ARES WITH A CLOSED-FIST SHOT TO THE FACE OF THE PIZZA BOY! THE PIZZA BOY FIRES BACK WITH A SHOT OF HIS OWN! ARES WITH A FOREARM! THE PIZZA BOY’S STIRRING… AND HE COMES BACK WITH A FOREARM OF HIS OWN! ARES WITH A FOREARM! THE PIZZA BOY WITH A FOREARM! THEY’RE UNLOADING!! BOTH MEN UNLOADING INTO ONE ANOTHER WITH FOREARMS!!! THEY’RE GOING AT IT! BOTH ARES AND THE PIZZA BOY SLOWLY RISING UP! THEY STOP USING THEIR ARMS ALL TOGETHER AND DRIVE THEIR SKULLS INTO ONE ANOTHER WITH SIMULTANEOUS HEADBUTTS! BOTH MEN ARE LITERALLY JUST HEADBUTTING ONE ANOTHER AS HARD AS THEY CAN! BLOOD IS RUNNING DOWN THEIR FOREHEADS!!! ARES STOPS IT WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT!

Cherish: HE PULLS THE PIZZA BOY IN! THE PIZZA BOY’S FIGHTING, BUT ARES HOOKS BOTH ARMS! KNEE TO THE SKULL OF THE PIZZA BOY! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! HE’S GOT HIM! PEDIGREE DRIVER!!!!!!

Pierre: NO–BACK BODY DROP FROM THE PIZZA BOY TO ESCAPE IT!! ARES MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET! THE PIZZA BOY RUSHES INTO THE ROPES BEFORE ARES CAN EVEN MAKE A MOVE! ASAI MOONSAULT! HE CATCHES ARES!! THE LAST SLICE!!!! THE PIZZA BOY WITH THAT STANDING ASAI DDT ON ARES VENDETTA!!! HE’S GOT HIM! HE JUST HAS TO COVER HIM! COVER HIM!!

Cherish: NO–THE PIZZA BOY IS PULLED UP BY TYLER PARKER!! HE’S GOT THE PIZZA BOY!! HE PICKS HIM UP!! DEPRAVITY!!!!!

Pierre: THE PIZZA BOY TURNS IT INTO A SMALL PACKAGE ON TYLER!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cherish: TYLER KICKS OUT, BUT IT’S TOO LATE! HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

Announcer: Tyler Parker has been ELIMINATED!!…..

Pierre: Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Tyler Parker just attempted to do exactly what he did to Devan Dubian earlier on and it just backfired on him! He’s STUNNED! This match is down to Ares Vendetta and The Pizza Boy! THE PIZZA BOY HAS TO COVER HIM! HE’S CRAWLING! HE HOOKS THE LEG OF ARES TO FINISH THIS!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!………….

Cherish: IT’S BROKEN UP?! TYLER PARKER JUST BROKE IT UP! TYLER LAYS INTO THE PIZZA BOY WITH CLUBBING BLOWS?! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?! HE’S LOST IT! TYLER PARKER IS BATTERING THE PIZZA BOY! THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM, BUT TYLER’S NOT LISTENING! HE’S SNAPPED! TYLER’S JUST LAYING INTO THE PIZZA BOY WITH RAPID CLOSED-FIST SHOTS! THE PIZZA BOY COULD HAVE ALREADY WON THIS! TYLER DRAGS THE PIZZA BOY UP AS THIS CROWD BOOS! HE’S GOT HIM! ACROSS THE PARK!!!! TYLER LAYS OUT THE PIZZA BOY WITH ACROSS THE PARK!!! THIS CROWD HAS COMPLETELY TURNED ON TYLER PARKER, AND RIGHTFULLY SO!

Pierre: Tyler spits on The Pizza Boy before finally taking his leave! Disgusting! Absolutely disgusting showing of disrespect from a TWO-TIME World Champion! A Hall of Famer! Tyler Parker just cost The Pizza Boy this match! Ares Vendetta is crawling! He’s crawling towards the laid out Pizza Boy! He’s close! Damn it, not like this! Not again! ARES DRAPES AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF THE PIZZA BOY! DAMN IT!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!……….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!…………

Cherish: THE PIZZA BOY KICKS OUT!!! THE PIZZA BOY IS STILL IN THIS!! HE’S STILL IN THIS! THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET! ARES LOOKS EXHAUSTED! HE THOUGHT HE HAD IT THERE! THE LOOK OF ABSOLUTE LOATHING IN ARES’ EYES RIGHT NOW! THAT’S THE SAME LOOK WE SAW AT RITE OF PASSAGE WHEN HE ATTEMPTED TO END THE PIZZA BOY’S CAREER! Ares starts to rise back to his feet, saying something I can’t quite hear towards The Pizza Boy, but I’m sure it isn’t anything too nice… Ares grabs The Pizza Boy by his hair, looking him dead in the eyes with malicious intent! He drags him up! Ares wants to this to be it… HE PULLS THE PIZZA BOY IN! HOOKING BOTH ARMS! PEDIGREE DRIVER!!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!! THE PIZZA BOY IS DONE!! ARES ROLLS HIM OVER, DRAPING AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST ONCE MORE TO RETAIN HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!………… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………. THREE!!!!

(The Pizza Boy barely gets a shoulder up enough to kick out as the entire Lucas Oil Stadium erupts with applauding)

Pierre: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! NOBODY! NOBODY HAS EVER KICKED OUT OF THE PEDIGREE DRIVER! NOT A SINGLE SOUL! ARES LOOKS DUMBFOUNDED! HE DOESN’T EVEN REALIZE WHAT JUST HAPPENED! HE’S ASKING THE REF LOOKING FOR ANSWERS, BUT HE ALREADY KNOWS! HE KNOWS THAT THE PIZZA BOY SOMEHOW, SOME WAY JUST PULLED OFF GETTING A SHOULDER UP! I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS KEEPING THE PIZZA BOY GOING, BUT IT’S WORKING! Ares looks fed up! He… Hold on… Ares now gesturing towards the stage?

Cherish: I think he’s calling for Rook and Bishop! Come on! You’ve gotta be kidding me! He’s THAT low?! After everything he said earlier?! Ares is calling for back up?! He… Wait…

(HRDO makes his way out to the stage, staring down with Ares)

Pierre: The Chairman now… What’s going on? HRDO steps out of the way? He–

(Brian Daniels makes his way out to the stage as the crowd erupts with cheers)

Pierre: BRIAN DANIELS! HE’S BACK OUT HERE!! WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON?! WHERE ARE ROOK AND BISHOP?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MURROW AND HIS SECURITY?! THE CHAIRMAN SEEMS TO HAVE LET LOOSE THIS UNCHAINED ANIMAL THAT IS BRIAN DANIELS! ARES LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS THIS ALL JUST BACKFIRED!

Cherish: AND BRIAN DANIELS RUSHES DOWN TO THE RING!! HE UNLOCKS THE DOOR TO THE CHAMBER, OPENING IT UP!! DANIELS RUSHES INTO THE RING AS HE AND ARES GO AT IT ONCE MORE!! BOTH MEN THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS, BUT DANIELS VERY QUICKLY TAKES CONTROL!! HE SENDS ARES CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE, LANDING HARD ON THE STEEL PANELING! HE GOES OUT THERE WITH HIM, PULLING ARES UP! THAT GRIN ON THE FACE OF BRIAN DANIELS! HE’S LOVING EVERY SECOND OF THIS! DANIELS SENDS ARES CRASHING THROUGH THE GLASS OF A NEARBY POD!!!! THE CHAMPION IS DOWN! HE’S UNMOVING! BRIAN DANIELS HAS HIM AT HIS COMPLETE AND TOTAL MERCY! Brian now… He makes his way over to that barbed wire bat still stuck in the chained wall! DANIELS PULLS IT OUT AS THE CROWD ERUPTS ONCE MORE!

Pierre: Brian playfully rolls Ares back under the ropes and into the ring with his boot! I shutter to think what he has in mind… Daniels enters the ring, grabbing Ares’ arm! He places Ares’ right hand on the bottom rope and holds it in place with his foot! Come on, Brian, don’t… Whatever you’re thinking…

Cherish: OH MY GOD!!!!!

(Brian Daniels swings the barbed wire baseball bat down into the right arm of Ares, breaking his arm)

Pierre: JESUS CHRIST!! I – HE JUST BROKE ARES VENDETTA’S RIGHT ARM!!! HE BROKE IT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING! JESUS CHRIST! ARES VENDETTA IS WRITING IN THE MOST EXCRUCIATING PAIN I CAN IMAGINE RIGHT NOW, CLUTCHING HIS BROKEN ARM!! DANIELS IS JUST LAUGHING! HE ACTS LIKE HE DOESN’T EVEN CARE AS HE TAKES HIS LEAVE! I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF ANY OF THIS! BRIAN DANIELS JUST CRIPPLED ARES VENDETTA AS SOME SICK TWISTED METHOD OF PAYBACK!

Cherish: THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO CHECK ON ARES, BUT ARES PUSHES HIM AWAY! ARES IS TRYING TO GET BACK UP, TRYING TO KEEP MOVING AS DANIELS LEAVES! THE REFEREE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO CALL FOR THE BELL! ARES CAN’T CONTINUE!

Pierre: ARES STUMBLES INTO THE REFEREE, GRABBING A HOLD OF HIM!

Ares (no mic): DON’T YOU END IT! DON’T YOU END THIS!

Cherish: HE WANTS TO KEEP GOING?! ARE YOU GODDAMN SERIOUS?! HE PUSHES THE REFEREE DOWN, THREATENING HIM! ARES REFUSES TO LET ALL OF THIS BE FOR NOTHING! HE REFUSES TO LOSE! HE REFUSES TO BE BEATEN! ARES STUMBLES OVER TO THE PIZZA BOY, STOMPING AT HIM! HIS ARM IS COMPLETELY MANGLED! JESUS CHRIST, HOW IS HE STILL CONSCIOUS?!

Pierre: I CAN ONLY CHALK IT UP TO ADRENALINE! I DON’T KNOW HOW HE HONESTLY BELIEVES HE’S GONNA WIN THIS! ARES IS TRYING TO CLIMB UP THE NEAREST CORNER! IS HE THINKING METEORA? I can’t even begin to imagine what’s going through Ares Vendetta’s mind right now outside of the blinding pain his arm is in! He just refuses to stop! He told the World nobody would ever be able to take this Championship from him! He’s somehow climbing up there! THE PIZZA BOY RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND! THE PIZZA BOY WITH CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE SPINE OF ARES! THE PIZZA BOY’S CLIMBING UP THERE AS ARES STRUGGLES TO FIGHT BACK! HE CAN’T! HE DOESN’T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT! THE PIZZA BOY’S GOT HIM!! SPIDER SUPLEX!!! ARES IS DRIVEN DOWN TO THE CANVAS, WRITHING IN AGONY, CLUTCHING HIS ARM AS THE PIZZA BOY IS LEFT IN A TREE OF WOE!

(The Pizza Boy forces his upper body back up as he lets out a battle cry while the fans erupt with cheers)

Cherish: THE PIZZA BOY WANTS TO FINISH THIS! EVERY MOMENT HE SPENT TORMENTED BY THIS MAN, ARES VENDETTA, IS COMING UNRAVELED HERE TONIGHT! THE PIZZA BOY STARTS CLIMBING! HE’S UP, BUT HE’S STILL CLIMBING! HE’S GOING AS HIGH AS HE POSSIBLY CAN! THE PIZZA BOY CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP OF THAT POD, PERCHED, AND WAITING AS THE HUNTER HAS BECOME THE HUNTED! ARES DESPERATELY STRUGGLES TO GET UP! HE GRABS HIS ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, HOPING TO USE IT! FOR THE FIRST TIME, IT’S ARES BEING LOOKED DOWN UPON, AND BY THE PIZZA BOY NO LESS! HE’S UP!! THE PIZZA BOY LEAPS!!!! THE FINAL DELIVERY!!!!!!!!!! THAT DIVING FLIP STUNNER FROM THE TOP OF THE POD EMPHATICALLY CONNECTS AS ARES IS LAID OUT!!! THE PIZZA BOY COVERS HIM!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cherish: WE HAVE A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Cowboy Song” by Faith No More plays all throughout Lucas Oil Stadium as the crowd explodes into a frenzy of cheers)

Pierre: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I TRULY CANNOT BELIEVE I’M SAYING THIS, BUT THE PIZZA BOY IS OUR NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!

Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL….. AND NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW ANSWERS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOORRRLLLDD….. THE PIZZA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Cherish: Ares Vendetta fought until the bitter end, but it just wasn’t enough! It was NOT enough! Everything he did over the course of this past year has finally caught up to him and it just cost him the Answers World Championship!

(The Elimination Chamber is lifted)

Pierre: Through all of the pain and heartbreak, The Pizza Boy kept going! He just kept going! He outlasted every other man in this contest for this moment! He kicked out no matter what! He refused to die and it just paid off! The Pizza Boy is our new World Champion!

(The Referee hands The Pizza Boy the Answers World Championship as confetti falls)

Cherish: If you had told me when I first got here that one day our World Champion would be a man named “The Pizza Boy”, I’d have asked you what you were on and how I could get some, but here we are! And what a moment! What a truly great moment for this guy!

Pierre: He’s a man that nobody thought would ever make it in a ring, let alone come even remotely this far! He overcame the odds time and time again! Through all of the trials and tribulations, The Pizza Boyhood dream has come true! He did it!

(The lights in the arena abruptly go out)

Cherish: Huh?

“And who are you”, the Proud Lord said…

That I must bow so low?

Pierre: Oh my God…

(The lights in the Stadium come back on as “The Eagle Has Landed” by Avatar plays all throughout the Stadium as the crowd erupts into a loud mixed reaction)

Pierre: No, come on! Not like this!

(Lannister slowly makes his way out to the stage as with the Cash In The Vault Briefcase clutched in his right hand and a determined look on his face as a battered, exhausted Pizza Boy looks on from the ring)

Cherish: I don’t like it, but it’s happening! Lannister is here! He won the Cash In The Vault Briefcase yesterday in that Hellacious Ladder Match! He’s got a right to challenge for it whenever he wants!

(Lannister makes his way down to the ring as The Pizza Boy reluctantly hands the Answers World Championship back to the Referee)

Pierre: The Pizza Boy knows his night isn’t over, but it looks like he’s not running away! Not’s not going anywhere!

(Lannister enters the ring and hands the Cash In The Vault Briefcase to the Official. The Referee hands it off to the Timekeeper)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen… LANNISTER HAS CHOSEN TO CASH IN HIS CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE… THEREFORE THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!….

(The Referee calls for the bell as Lannister and The Pizza Boy stare down)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Cherish: AND THEY’RE OFF AS LANNISTER AND THE PIZZA BOY RUSH INTO IT WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS ALL OVER THE PLACE! THEY’RE GOING AT IT! THE PIZZA BOY IS LITERALLY GIVING EVERY LAST THING HE HAS FOR THIS! EVERYTHING HE’S WORKED FOR! HE’S GIVING IT ALL! LANNISTER’S TAKING CONTROL! HE SENDS THE PIZZA BOY BACKPEDALING INTO THE ROPES! LANNISTER BURSTS FORWARD!! FEUER FREI!!!!

Pierre: NO–THE PIZZA BOY DODGES OUT OF THE WAY! A HIGH KICK TO THE SKULL OF LANNISTER!! A DAZED LANNISTER TURNS AROUND, THE PIZZA BOY’S GOT HIM ON THE ROPES AS HE UNLOADS! THE PIZZA BOY’S THROWING EVERYTHING AT HIM! LEFTS AND RIGHTS! FOREARMS! A HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! EVERYTHING! IT’S NOT ENOUGH AS LANNISTER FORCES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! THE PIZZA BOY ROLLS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! HE EXPLODES FORWARD! LANNISTER SENDS HIM UP!! FEURER FREI!!!!

Cherish: HURRICANRANA!!! THE PIZZA BOY TURNS IT INTO A HURRICANRANA!! LANNISTER LOOKS STUNNED AS HE STRUGGLES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! HE’S UP AS THE PIZZA BOY CHARGES! LANNISTER WITH A LARIAT! THE PIZZA BOY DUCKS IT! HE JUMPS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE AS LANNISTER TURNS AROUND!! THE LAST SLICE!!!!

Pierre: NO–LANNISTER CAUGHT HIM!! LANNISTER CATCHES HIM!! HE SENDS THE PIZZA BOY UP!!! FEUER FREI!!!!! THAT EMPHATIC POP-UP EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TAKES THE PIZZA BOY OUT AS LANNISTER DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“The Eagle Has Landed” by Avatar plays all throughout the arena as the Referee hands Lannister the Answers World Championship)

Pierre: DAMN IT!

Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL AND NNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW ANSWERS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOORRLLLDD….. LAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIISSSSSTTTTEEERRRR!!!!!

Pierre: I… I don’t like this one bit, but I guess we have no choice but to accept it. The Pizza Boy had it! He HAD it!

Cherish: He pulled it off, but some obstacles you just can’t overcome. Lannister proved to be one of them tonight! What a night he’s had! What a way to make your mark on HISTORY! Lannister has ripped the dreams of The Pizza Boy away from him and built his throne with them! What a way to end the night! Not one, but TWO new Answers World Champions! What a way to end the 10th Road To Redemption ever, and here’s to 10 more!

Pierre: I… I really don’t even know what to say. I guess I have no choice but to say congratulations to Lannister, and congratulations to everyone who put their bodies on the line for this huge spectacle. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you.

Cherish: It may not be a fairytale ending, but that’s life! Thank you for joining us here tonight, signing off for Pierre McGuire, I’m Cherish – goodbye from Road To Redemption TEN!

(A proud Athena Vendetta joins Lannister’s side as they celebrate with the Answers World Championship amidst the fallen confetti from The Pizza Boy’s victory as the camera slowly fades to black)

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