Reckless Wiring 8Power Over The People

 

( EAW Intro plays )

( “The following animated short has been brought to you by the Hexa-Gun.” )

Voice: The perfect prison is one where the inmates believe they are free.

( Cinematic music plays for the duration of this video package. The video begins with a view of the American flag waving in the breeze on a sunny day… but it quickly cuts to that same flag, on a cloudy day, with the Hexa-Gun logo stamped on it. A voice, similar to Y2Impact’s, but mixed in with a robotic voice is heard as the narrator. )

Voice: But perception is a world disparate from reality.

( CUT TO: A bustling downtown Manhattan-like city with people walking about talking, on their phone, enjoying their lives… and the video quickly switches to the same city, with the same people dragging through the streets, wearing dark jumpsuits, with the words “Slave” written on their jumpsuits, looking more similar to zombies. )

Voice: You are given the illusion of choice over who governs you, yet you pick names from a ballot written on there without your sanction.

( FADE TO: A stage with the words “Political Theater” written in the background in lights, as we see puppet versions of Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Barack Obama and Jeb Bush standing at podiums on the stage, visibly being moved around by strings, with money falling out of their pockets as they move. )

Voice: You are given promise makers who assure you they will serve you. But they have no say in the power structure. They’re merely puppets on a string.

( Screen fades up, showing Drake & Jones in the scaffoldings of this “Political Theater” moving around the puppets to their whim, and Drake Jaeger uses the ‘Donald Trump’ puppet to kick the ‘Jeb Bush’ one off the stage. )

Voice: You are fodder to a machine. Forever indebted to the corporations who cannot exist without you, and distract you from what’s really going on.

( We see advertisements on billboard and buildings such as Coca Cola, Macys, Toys R Us, McDonalds, NFL, etc. and see people bowing before these billboards in the streets like their God. )

Voice: You slave away at your mundane jobs and use petty attempts to codify your dismal existence, and worship the corporations who take from you.

( The oppressed people in this dystopia are visualized slaving away in factories, in front of assembly lines, with the assembly line leading straight into the “Corporate Office” and giant stacks of money are pouring into the office of a humanoid pig, sitting behind a desk, dressed in a corporate suit with dollar signs for eyes. )

Voice: The machine will keep growing, and you are another spoke on the wheel. You are another gear. If you refuse to comply, you will be promptly removed, and replaced with another more willing to comply.

( In this dystopian factor, one of the workers are seen throwing down their tools and revolting — but they are picked up by a large, robotic hand, and replaced with another mindless zombine. )

Voice: Every year you are promised one thing… that for one night, the power can be in “your hands.”

( Computer labs of the dystopian oppressed citizens are seen sitting at the computers, voting for Reckless Wiring )

Voice: But that is an axiomatic lie.

( In these labs, when the voters click “submit poll” the screen simply reads “Hexa-Gun wins.” The same can be seen with the oppressed citizens voting on their mobile phones, their home computers, and various other voting methods. When they press “submit poll” their screens read “Hexa-Gun wins.” )

Voice: Your contributions are fruitless. You will not reap what you sow. WE reap what you sow every single time.

( We see large, golden statues in the form of EAW Legends such as Heart Break Boy, Mr. DEDEDE, Brian Daniels and etc shining in town squares, with the dystopian oppressed citizens taking pictures of them and marveling at them. )

Voice: And you pray to your heroes, your false golden idols, who liberate your minds from your hardships and daily tribulations. But these figures, too, are a distraction. They are deceivers. The heroes you exalt cannot save you.

( These statues slowly begin to crumble and shatter to the dismay of the people around them… )

Voice: Only one thing is real.

( Camera pans across the dystopian city on a foggy day, until we reach the outskirts where a giant figure appears to be standing behind the fog. )

Voice: The Machine is the only thing that is real. Rage against it, and you shall incur its rage.

( The fog slowly begins to clear… and a gigantic machine taking the image of Y2Impact stands tall, with half of it’s face still appearing to be robotic. )

Voice: And there is only one noble truth. There are those who are meant to rule, and there are those who are ruled over…

( A panoramic shot of the entire dystopian city is shown in a dreadful, cloudy, grayscale presentation with “The Machine” standing over it. )

Voice: Guess which one you are.

( Lightning flashes in the background, but suddenly the dystopian city returns to it’s utopia-like qualities as “The Machine” disappears, the sun shines brightly, and the bustling city goes about it’s daily life. )

( Animated video package fades to black. )

Narrator: AND NOW.

( “Not Over Til We Say So” by Blue Stahli hits, as the Reckless Wiring animation comes up on the screen )

Narrator: Elite Answers Wrestling presents… the EIGHTH ANNUAL RECKLESS WIRING!!!

( Cut to the Sprint Center in Kansas City, Missouri where “No Over Til We Say So” by Blue Stahli is blaring over the loudspeakers. The fans are on their feet, cheering at the top of their lungs and waving their signs proudly while pyro blasts from the stage and from the scaffoldings. )

Stew-O: 19,000 OF EAW’S FINEST FANS PACKED INTO THE SPRINT CENTER ON THIS BEAUTIFUL EVENING, AS WE BRING TO YOU THE EIGHTH EDITION OF RECKLESS WIRING!!!

Jake Mercer: YOU MADE YOUR VOTES, YOU MADE YOUR VOICES HEARD, AND NOW YOU GET RECKLESS WIRING THE WAY YOU WANT IT!

WWEFan: ON A NIGHT WHERE THE FATE OF EAW IS IN BALANCE WITH A BEST OF FIVE SERIES OF MATCHES BETWEEN HRDO’S ASSIGNED FORCES, AND THE HEXA-GUN, TENSIONS ARE CERTAINLY AT AN ALL TIME HIGH!

( Flashes show members of Quality Control on patrol in various sections of the crowd, the backstage area, and the side of the stage. )

Kawajai: Well there’s no doubt about that! As we just saw, Quality Control are stationed, and as stated on social media just earlier today Interference will NOT be a factor in this 3 of 5 series to decide the majority ownership of this company! We’ve got all three brands represented, this is going to be a STACKED card, both Vixens divisions titles are on the line, all three World Title matches are happening; including the rematch to Y2Impact and Mr. DEDEDE’s historic bout from three years ago, MATCH OF THE UNIVERSE 2! Representing Voltage, I’m Kawajai alongside the legendary WWEFan. Stew, Mercer, Ryder and Prez are all here as well, and we’re going to get what will be an eventful evening started, with the Voltage end of things. Let’s take it up to our ring announcer!

( Music dies down Transition up to the ring where the Ring Announcer stands front and center with a microphone in hand. )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall….and is for the EAW PUUUUUREEE CHAMPIONSHIP! The votes for this have been tallied, and this match will be officially contested as a DOG COLLAR MATCH!

(“Almost Famous” by Eminem plays as Carson Ramsay makes his way to the ring, unzipping his jacket and tossing it to the side as he walks up the steps and looks at the crowd who are chanting his name.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, from Batman, Turkey! Weighing in at 230 pounds! He is “The Man With The Silver Swing”……CARRRRSSSOOONNNN….RAMSAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!

WWEFan: Carson Ramsay is entering the ring for what may be the biggest match of his career! Everything he has done in EAW over on Voltage up to this point has been building to this: a title bout live on one of EAW’s big stages! You have to know Carson is ready to put up the fight of his life for this match, especially after everything J.D. Damon has done to him!

Kawajai: Yeah, we’re talking about a man who brutalized him with a chair, who slammed his skull directly into a ladder and made him bleed! Not only that but J.D. Damon sent Carson’s Answers World title aspirations up in smoke in the process by forcing him to forfeit his spot in the Gold Rush tournament due to the attack. Damon took so much away from Carson so now this is the chance to take something from him, and in the stipulation that Carson handpicked himself! A callback to old school wrestling as both men are wearing collars, tied together by chains!

(“Love The Way You Hate Me” by Like A Storm hits the PA System soon after as J.D. Damon comes out with the Pure Championship firmly placed around his waist. He stops at the stage, unhooking it as he raises the belt in the air and takes in his usual boos from the crowd.)

Ring Announcer: And introducing the champion, from Los Angeles, California! Weighing in at 220 pounds! He is our EAW Pure Champion….”The Ultimate Disharmony”…..J.D. DAAAAMOOONNNN!!!!

WWEFan: J.D. Damon is here and looking confident, something he has good reason to be as he is heading into his fifth month as Pure Champion, getting rather close to Ares Vendetta’s record as longest reigning champion of all time! Damon wants his run as champion to beat the record and go down in the history books as one of the greatest ever, he wants this reign to be the stuff of legend!

Kawajai: It very well could be with a win tonight. J.D. Damon said himself that the reason why he attacked Carson Ramsay was so he could be the one to face him tonight, he sees Carson as one of the bigger competitors on Voltage and with a win over him he could only make his reign greater! J.D. Damon is very capable of getting the win having experience with wild competitors such as him, but that all changes when you consider the stipulation of this being a dog collar match!

(J.D. Damon and Carson Ramsay are both in the ring as another official comes in to help the one calling the match attach the collars to both men. As the two of them are now chained to each other at the neck, the second official leaves as the referee calls for the bell.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

WWEFan: This match begins as both men stand across from each other in their respective corners. Carson Ramsay steps out of his corner and goes for the approach, but J.D. Damon side steps him and takes a walk around the ring, not wanting to lock up just yet. Carson again shoots straight toward him, presumably aiming at the legs for a takedown but again J.D. Damon evades him! Carson Ramsay takes a knee and then gets up following that failed attempt, looking down at his feet as he then grabs the chain that connects the two of them, pulling back on it so that J.D. Damon is forced to move toward him, being launched right into a jumping boot as Carson steps down right on the man’s chest as he falls to the mat! The dog collar being used to shorten the distance between the two of them as J.D. Damon was caught off guard, sitting up and trying to get some air back into his lungs!

Kawajai: Carson Ramsay is not going to let him rest after those opening moments of playing games, he stays on him as he keeps a good chunk of that chain in his hand and stomps down on J.D. repeatedly, wearing him down! J.D. turns over and tries to get up but Carson just whips that chain right across his back and forces him to turn right back over! He leans in to pick J.D. up, throwing him against the ropes and then letting him rebound right into a back body drop! J.D. is favoring his spine as he returns to his feet, receiving a chop to the chest that takes him off his balance, followed by another that makes him even more weak in the knees! He blocks the third chop by grabbing Carson’s arm and then delivers a sharp jab to the ribs that stuns him!

WWEFan: J.D. backs away for momentum and then catches Carson right in the side of the skull with a swift knee! Carson stays on his feet in a daze and J.D. Damon follows it up with a backfist, smashing into the eardrum of Carson! Carson is turned around only to be pulled in by his T-Shirt, being dumped right onto his head with a German suplex! UGH! The back of Carson’s head and neck fell right onto the extra chain lying on the mat! Carson is on his stomach, having rolled over in pain as J.D. stands atop his neck, aggravating the injury as he triumphantly stands over his opponent and taunts the crowd, stepping down with even more weight as he shouts out to the EAW faithful that he is the best Pure champion ever!

Kawajai: He has no time to taunt in a situation like this though because there is plenty of opportunity to backfire! Carson takes his hand and sweeps the legs right out from under him! J.D. Damon gets up in a huff but Carson stays on him! J.D. pushes him away as he approaches but Carson falls back into the ropes and returns with the Wicked Charms! The pendulum lariat looking to connect — but no! J.D. Damon ducks it and then turns him around! Knee to the gut! J.D. places him in a double underhook as he drags him off into the right position, placing his face right above the length of the dog collar chain! Double arm DDT! J.D. then turns over his opponent and hooks both legs, pulling back on that pinfall with force as he looks to pin his opponent with one of his own moves!

Referee: ONEEEEEEE!!!!…..TWOOOO!!!!….KICKOUT!

WWEFan: Carson Ramsay maneuvers his shoulders off the mat and gets himself out of pinning position, forcing J.D. Damon to think up a new game plan as he gets up by his side and goes to lift him up, placing him in a headlock! Oh, Carson with a stomp to the foot! He tries to get his head out of Damon’s grip but Damon maintains the hold! In desperation Carson yanks the part of the chain attached to Damon’s dog collar as his head is pulled back! J.D. Damon is hurting from the whiplash as he must break the rest hold while Carson gets under his legs and tries for an electric chair drop! J.D. Damon fighting though as he rains down with elbows to the face — ONLY TO BE DROPPED DOWN FACE FIRST ONTO THE NEAREST TURNBUCKLE!

Kawajai: J.D. Damon stumbles backwards out of the corner as Carson gets behind him and capitalizes for a running bulldog that spikes Damon on the crown of his head! J.D. Damon rolls over onto the apron before heading to the outside looking to get separation but he can only get so far with Carson still attached to him by the chain! Carson follows him, reaching the apron and then walking around the perimeter of the ring as he keeps up with Damon while he recovers! Damon finally has had enough rest and turns around — AS CARSON DIVES OFF WITH AN ELBOW ON THE STANDING J.D. DAMON RIGHT TO THE OUTSIDE! Carson stands up and looks over Damon, kicking him right in the gut as he grabs the ring tarp to keep himself back up! Carson lifts him up and is now going for a powerbomb but J.D. Damon slides right out of it!

WWEFan: J.D. Damon runs off and turns around the corner! He is grabbing the chain before Carson has enough time to react, RAMMING THE BACK OF CARSON’S HEAD INTO THE STEEL RING POST! THAT POST MADE A DEAFENING SOUND UPON CONTACT, CARSON IS NEARLY OUT LIKE A LIGHT! J.D. Damon keeps Carson pressed up against that ring post and is now wrapping some of the chain against the post! Damon may have lessened the amount of chain between them but he still has enough room to move right back around to in front of Carson Ramsay! Carson swings but he is defenseless as he can’t move! EPIC KICK TO THE FACE! Carson sinks down as the chain slowly starts to unwrap from the post and fall over on top of him!

Kawajai: J.D. Damon rolls into the ring, trying to use the chain of the dog collar to pull back in the dead weight of Carson Ramsay but Carson can’t be brought in that easily! J.D. has to roll back out as he personally lifts Carson back into the ring and gets on top for yet another cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!…..TWOOOOOOO!!!!……KICKOOOUUUTT!!!!

WWEFan: Again Carson Ramsay kicks out! Those valuable seconds of leaving Carson tired on the ground might have given him enough time to muster up the strength to get out of that pin attempt! Frustration is building for J.D. Damon as he pulls Carson up and forces him out of that heap he is in as GOSH! Carson’s head is GUSHING blood following being stuck between J.D.’s boot and that steel post! Carson is forced to taste his own blood early on! We were able to see his face close up finally and it is a crimson red! It’s staining his shirt and getting in his eyes even, this has got to be obscuring his vision! Carson looks upward in confusion as J.D. Damon quickly flips him over onto his back with a snap suplex! J.D. now takes the chain and pulls it to force Carson to sit up! Kick to the bridge of the nose!

Kawajai: Another hard kick to the face follows that up! Carson went to put up his hands to cover his face but with the blood loss he can’t move quick enough it seems! J.D. Damon then gets behind him! Knee to the back! THEN A SNAPMARE! J.D. gets on top for a third pinfall attempt but Carson is fidgeting around, making it difficult for him to get both shoulders down to have an official pin! J.D. Damon is getting frustrated and so pulls off his elbow pad, jamming that elbow against the side of Carson’s head repeatedly, catching him in the ear! SHOT AFTER SHOT TO THAT EAR GOING UNANSWERED AS J.D. HAS CARSON FORCED DOWN AGAINST THE MAT IN A SIDE MOUNT OF SORTS! J.D. DAMON CONTINUES WITH THAT BEATING TO THE EAR UNTIL HE GETS UP AND WRAPS THE CHAIN AROUND HIS ARM! STEEL CHAIN COVERED FOREARM SHOTS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD, GOING UNTIL CARSON’S EYES ARE GLAZED OVER! The referee pushes Damon away and checks on Carson!

WWEFan: Carson Ramsay is still on the ground and is covered in blood, the referee looks incredibly worried but Carson is shaking his head no! He doesn’t want this dog collar match to end like this! He crawls over to the corner and uses it to pull himself up as J.D. Damon watches on! ENZUIGIRI TO THE CORNERED CARSON! NO! CARSON DUCKS IT! The tiredness of Carson may have saved him there! Carson leans down and grabs J.D., stacking him up for a roll up!

Referee: ONEEEEEEE!!!!!…….TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!……KICKOOOOUUUTTT!!!!

Kawajai: J.D. DAMON POWERS OUT OF THE ROLL UP AND IS FURIOUS AS HE TACKLES CARSON IN A THESZ PRESS AND GOES FOR EVEN MORE FOREARMS! Carson sinks down and slides out of position, feebly getting to his feet as J.D. Damon shoots up for the attack! Carson jerks the chain which surprises Damon, messing with his balance as he walks into a European uppercut from Carson! Carson then backs away! MISSILE DROPKICK SENDING J.D. DAMON FLYING ACROSS THE RING! HE HITS THE TURNBUCKLE AND THEN BOUNCES BACK AS CARSON SCOOPS HIM UP INTO HIS ARMS! GUTBUSTER! J.D. DAMON FALLS OVER ONTO HIS BACK AS CARSON IS TOO OUT OF IT TO CAPITALIZE, BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! THIS COULD BE THE PIVOTAL MOMENT OF THE MATCH, THIS WHERE WE SEE WHO WANTS IT MORE! J.D. Damon is stirring first as his injuries appear to be the more minor between the two of them while Carson turns over and is willing himself over to the ropes!

WWEFan: J.D. Damon is on all fours following Carson, getting right behind him as he gets to his knees and then uses the chain to help Carson up to his feet! Carson is up with Damon and pushes the Pure Champion away once he returns to his senses! Both men are up and are staring down at each other once again! They get in fighting stance, ready to square up with one another as Carson is on wobbly legs due to lack of an equilibrium, allowing for J.D. to pepper him with forearm shots to the face! Carson responds with a series of well placed elbows to the jaw! Carson winds up for one more swing but J.D. evades it and then kicks him in the sternum, pulling him in for a BRAAAAAAAIIINNNBUSTEEEEERRRRRR!!!! J.D. DAMON COVERS, THE REFEREE DROPS DOWN TO COUNT!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THRRRRR — KICKOOOOOUUUTTTT!!!!!

Kawajai: J.D. DAMON IS LOSING HIS MIND, SLICKING BACK HIS HAIR AND SEETHING AS HE TRIES TO CALM HIMSELF BACK DOWN! J.D. DAMON LIFTS CARSON UP AS HIS EXHAUSTED BODY LEANS AGAINST HIM, FORCING HIM INTO DAMON’S ARMS AS HE PLANTS HIM WITH A BELLY TO BELLY! J.D. Damon walks over and heads between the ropes, climbing up to the top rope! J.D. Damon is turning around, repositioning himself on that top rope so that his back is facing Carson! J.D. is taking a bit of time but it appears that he has plenty to waste, he turns around and Carson attempts to sit up only to fall right back down! J.D. Damon smugly moves back around and gets ready! HE’S GOING FOR THE MOONSAULT! OH NO! CARSON! CARSON TUGGED AT THE CHAIN OF THE DOG COLLAR ONCE MORE FROM A DOWNED POSITION AS J.D. DAMON GOES TUMBLING DOWN, LANDING AWKWARDLY! J.D. Damon is stirring, trying to recover as Carson comes in and strikes him over in the head with a knee! Carson is fighting for control, pulling back those arms of J.D. is as our champion is fighting it! Multiple knees to the face start to quiet him down as Carson falls back! THE FAITHFUL EIGHTY NINE! THE FAITHFUL EIGHTY NINE CONNECTS! CARSON COVERS!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!…..TWOOOOOOOO!!!!…..THREEEEEEE!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Almost Famous” by Eminem plays once again as Carson Ramsay rolls off on the cover and ends up on his back, letting out a sigh of relief as the referee comes by and places the Pure Championship over his chest.)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match…..AAAANNNNDDDD NNEEEEEWWWW EAW PURE CHAMPION……CARRRRSSSOOONNNNN RAMSAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!

WWEFan: OH MY GOD! NEW CHAMPION! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! CARSON RAMSAY DEFEATED J.D. DAMON! For months J.D. Damon has been bragging and taunting the Voltage roster and now finally he has been silenced!

Kawajai: He was silenced but not without a fight, he put in some serious work against the challenger and pulled out every trick in the book, it just wasn’t enough to stomp out the heart in Carson Ramsay. Carson has been one of the best new talents to hit the scene and I have to say that this was a well earned win. Bask in the moment kid, CARSON HAS DONE IT IN WHAT HAD TO BE ONE OF HIS MOST BLOODY AFFAIRS TO DATE! WHAT A START TO RECKLESS WIRING!

(Carson Ramsay is removed from his collar as he stands up and holds the Pure Championship in the air before we fade to elsewhere.)

( AD: Cameron Ella Ava lotion! Put it on the skin or else it gets the hose again! )

( Grand Rampage commercial airs featuring the song “Wolves” by Kanye West. )

( The camera pans to ringside where a make-shift bar is set up in the ring featuring stools and several whiskey glasses and beer bottles on the bar as ‘Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar)’ by The Doors plays throughout the arena )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for VENOMS OPEN BAR!

( Venom stumbles through the curtain, wearing a cowboy hat and having a vodka bottle in his hand, Venom takes a swig of his vodka as he stumbles down the ramp )

Ring Announcer: Please welcome at this time …the HOST …VEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Matt Ryder: Woo! Woo! Woo! Broski, it’s drinking time!

Jake Mercer: Who in the name of God would want to drink with this incestuous, redneck moron?

( Venom enters the ring, he stumbles through the ring and sits down on one of the stools, as he continues to take a swig out of his vodka )

Venom: H—HE—HEL—HELLOOOOOOOOOO EAW!

( Venom grabs one of the beer bottles and takes swigs out of the beer and vodka at the same time )

Venom: Aw shucksy, that feels good! So I hear I’ma finally get me that EAW Championship match after I—I bea-beat El Landerson the other week!

( A Stage Manager gets on the apron and yells at Venom as he spits out his drink right onto the stage manager )

Venom: WHAT? I’M NOT GETTING THE TITLE MATCH?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I BEAT EL LANDERSON! I SHOULD BE IN THAT TITLE MATCH! TELL ME WHO ELSE HAS BEATEN EL LANDERSON?!

( The stage manager wipes himself off and once again yells at Venom )

Venom: UGH? I’M INTERVIEWING SOMEBODY? THEY AREN’T PAYING ME ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT!

( The stage manager continues to yell at Venom )

Venom: Okay! Okay! Ladies and gentlemen …my guest for this evening is ….

Venom: DARK DEMON!!!!!!

Matt Ryder: WHAT?!?!!

Jake Mercer: I …I THOUGHT HE BROKE HIS ARM AND WAS OUT INDEFINITELY?!?!! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?

( Suddenly, Bryce Dean makes his way down to the ring holding a microphone )

Bryce Dean: Expecting somebody else?

Bryce Dean: No …My client Dark Demon IS here tonight in the building but rest assured, he has MUCH better things to be doing than wasting his time coming out here so in his absence, I have decided to do so. See, I’m sure some of you who were watching Showdown may have seen James Shields talking to somebody about signing a contract, the BIGGEST contract in EAW history and the man he was talking to was me as I can officially announce two things here tonight; one being that Dark Demons original contract is expiring soon and he was considering leaving this place and doing much better things with his time as he has already proven time after time that he is better than anybody in the history of this company but unfortunately, James Shields and EAW is desperate to keep their biggest star tied down to a contract …So, with some work and negotiation, I can announce that Dark Demon HAS signed the BIGGEST contract in EAW history. A contract bigger than any contract the likes of Jaywalker, Mr. DEDEDE, Y2Impact, Mak, CM Banks, HBB or anybody else who has ever signed a damn contract to this pathetic company. So all of you can relax because Dark Demon is here to stay for the foreseeable future and you don’t have to worry because while you may have seen groups like Hexa-Gun do the whole ‘hostile takeover’ shtick a million times over, while you may have gotten used to Mr. DEDEDE defending his world title against ‘credible’ challengers like Ryan Savage and Liam Catterson, while Brian Daniels is doing his best Dark Demon impersonation as world champion and STRUGGLING to beat HBB after Dark Demon CRUSHED HIM two FPVs in a row within minutes, and while Victor Vendetta is running around here defending his title against Kevin Devastation, a career mid-carder who tried holding down Dark Demon six years ago but has been forced to watch him ascend to highs that he could only dream of – he will save you all.

Bryce Dean: See, Dark Demon still has aspirations to become world champion. And you see, he WILL become world champion once again. This leads to my second announcement, because Dark Demon has been targeting that title for a long time now and it seems that every time that he attempts to go for it; something gets in his way. The man was DENIED a title shot in his own home country for heaven’s sake! And so you see, Dark Demon REFUSES to be denied anymore, he refuses to be DENIED another opportunity at winning the EAW Championship, a title that he once unified with the World Heavyweight, Championship, a feat NOBODY will ever be able to follow. And Dark Demon is going to do it in the biggest way possible by accomplishing something that he has yet to accomplish and Dark Demon has sent me out here for this reason …because he is putting the entire EAW roster on notice, he wants to be prepared because I am officially announce that my client, Dark Demon, is ENTERING THE GRAND RAMPAGE.

Matt Ryder: WHOA! DARK DEMON IS OFFICIALLY ENTERING THE GRAND RAMPAGE?!?!

Bryce Dean: Everybody wants to consider themselves a God but there is only ONE God Slayer.

… ( ‘’The Darkness of My Mind’’ by Trivum begins to play throughout the arena )

Jake Mercer: WHAT THE? WHAT IS JAMIE O’HARA DOING OUT HERE?! HE HAS NO BUSINESS BEING OUT HERE!

( Jamie enters the ring with a microphone in hand as Venom continues to chug down more beer and vodka )

Bryce Dean: Alright kid, you better have a damn GOOD reason for coming out here and interrupting me.

( Jamie O’Hara smirks )

Jamie O’Hara: My reason is the exact same reason that Dark Demon had when he screwed me out of MY EAW Championship at King of Elite.

( Bryce Dean shakes his head slightly as Jamie smiles )

Jamie O’Hara: What’s wrong? Didn’t think that I’d remember? Did you think that I was going to let that pass just because Xavier took out your client? No, no. I haven’t forgotten what Dark Demon did and the Showdown after King of Elite, I swore that I would get my revenge and I have been waiting patiently for the day that he would return because I’m coming for him and you can tell him that. Demon always likes to tell people that he’s coming but Bryce, you can tell Demon that I’M coming and I’m coming to get him. I don’t care if he has a broken arm, I don’t care if it’s healed, hell I don’t even care if he has broken both his arms, I will make him pay with his blood for costing me everything that I worked hard for years for. And for what? What did he even get out of it? Lannister turned him down for that title shot, he made a deal with a coward and got burned for it. But even worse than that, he will have to deal with me. I’ll get rid of Aren Mstislav tonight and then it’s onto Dark Demon before I get back MY EAW Championship and trust me, that is going to happen, Bryce.

( Bryce Dean chuckles before he pours himself a glass of whiskey )

Bryce Dean: You??

( Dean continues to chuckle before he drinks the whiskey )

Bryce Dean: You aren’t going to do a single thing, Jamie. Do you not realise who you are attempting to challenge here? Do you not realise how out of your depth you would be if you were to be in the ring with Dark Demon because let me tell you, it will NOT end well for you. It will only end in PAIN for you and it will end in MISERY for you. Dark Demon is a beast raged by fuel and driven by destroying the mere mortals who are foolish enough to dare to step into the ring with him. Despite what happened Jamie, I do like you and I would hate for your career that really, has only begun to be at the top of the card, be ended so quickly. So Jamie, for your OWN sake, for your OWN well-being, turn back around and drop it. DO NOT challenge the God Slayer because you will be NOTHING but another name on a list.

Jamie O’Hara: Oh …I will for NOW. But rest assured, I’m coming for him.

( Jamie O’Hara drops the microphone and smirks at Bryce whose eyes aren’t as confident as they usually are as Jamie leaves the ring and walks up the ramp )

Matt Ryder: It seems like he’s made it clear folks. Jamie O’Hara is coming for Dark Demon …

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WWEFan: It’s that time already, Kawa! Tonight, we decide who will walk out of the Sprint Center as the Answers World Champion, but right now, we decide who will be the next man in line when the smoke has cleared and the dust has settled between Mr. DEDEDE and Y2Impact!

Kawajai: That’s right, these two men have gone through six others of Voltage’s finest up and coming talents to get here in the Sixth Annual Gold Rush Tournament to decide the man that will challenge the Answers World Champion at the Grand Rampage! I’m excited, this is the first time the Finals of this prestigious Tournament has taken place on Free-Per-View, and I absolutely cannot wait! No more talking! Let’s get to it!

(Camera cuts back to the ring as “Monster” by contRoVersy plays all throughout the arena while the crowd erupts with jeers)

Announcer: The following match is scheduled for ONE fall and is the Finals in the Gold Rush Tournament!!…..

(A graphic for the Gold Rush Tournament Finals is shown before cutting to Ares Vendetta slowly making his way out to the stage by himself with a scowl on his face, dressed in black and gold tights)

Announcer: First, making his way towards the ring…. From Tokyo, Japan!…. Weighing in at 217 pounds!…. HE IS “THE OMEN”…. ARES VEEEENNNNNNNNNDDDDDEEEEETTTTTTAAAAAAA!!!….

WWEFan: I have to admit, despite how talented he may be, I never thought he would make it this far in this Tournament after the punishment his body took at the hands of Tyler Parker at the Voltage SuperShow only three weeks ago. He’s managed to fight his way through any potential injuries he may have suffered to get through the likes of Erebos and Liam Catterson, and now all that stands between him and his advent to capture the Answers World Championship is this man…

(“Fire It Up” by Thousand Foot Krutch plays all throughout the arena as a determined Nick Angel makes his way out to the stage, dressed in attire designed like the Texas State Flag with red, white, and blue)

Announcer: And his opponent!… Making his way to the ring…. From Dallas, Texas!…. Weighing in at 185 pounds!…. HE IS “THE SILENT ASSASSIN”…. NICK ANNNNNNNGGGGGGGEEEEEELLLLLL!!!….

Kawajai: A man that’s fought through just as much as his opponent, if not more, Nick Angel has been on a mission to not only prove he’s the absolute best, or “Elite” in this company, but just as much prove that all the years he’s spent in EAW fighting and clawing will have amounted to this moment. To the moment he gains an opportunity for one more shot at the Answers World Champion. He knows just how crucial this match is, and you can be damn sure he won’t try to seize any and all opportunities he gets to take the victory and prove himself as the better man.

(Nick and Ares stare down in the center of the ring as the Referee calls for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

RA: And now voted in as tonights Special Guest referee…. ASHTEN CROSS!!!

( Ashten Cross jogs out to the ring in referee gear, slides in the ring, and pats down both men before the match begins. )

WWEFan: Ashten Cross is looking to officiate, and he’s reminding Ares and Nick of the rules for a moment… and THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY! The Gold Rush Tournament Finals are officially underway as these two men continue to stare down, with potentially both looking for the other to make the first move… It looks as though Nick will be the first to do so as he reaches out for a potential lock–ARES WITH AN ALMOST IMMEDIATE HIGH KICK TO THE SKULL! Nick ducks out of the way and backs away from Ares! THAT was close! That’s all it takes for the tide to completely turn in this match! Ares has no time for formalities of any sort as he and Nick stare down once more! Ares… HE LUNGES IN FOR THE LEG OF NICK! NICK COMES AT HIM WITH A KNEE AS IT NAILS THE MOUTH OF ARES VENDETTA!! WHAT A SHOT THERE AS NICK QUICKLY GOES ON THE OFFENSIVE TO TAKE CONTROL AS HE SWINGS WITH SHOOT KICK AS SOON AS ARES SETS UP! Ares just narrowly manages to avoid it as he rolls out of the way! He scrambles to his feet as Nick comes barreling towards him! A visibly hurt Ares sidesteps the incoming Nick Angel and uses his momentum against him to send him into the ropes! Nick comes off the ropes with even more momentum as he–HE’S TAKEN DOWN WITH A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK, COURTESY OF ARES VENDETTA! Nick’s now the one scrambling to get to his feet, but he’s beaten in that race by Ares, who wastes no time swinging a kick into the body of Nick! Another shot connects as Nick keeps dropping back down to the canvas, making his way towards the ropes!

Kawajai: Ares showing just how mercilessly relentless he can be as he swings rapid-fire kicks into the body of Nick Angel, who manages to use the ropes as a crutch! Ares isn’t letting up on the attack!

Ashten: ONE! TWO! THREE!

WWEFan: A reluctant Ares puts his hands up to show he’s done and starts to back away… BUT NOT BEFORE A BIG SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF A HURT NICK ANGEL! WHAT DISRESPECT! That’s got to have Nick’s blood boiling as the Referee checks on him… NICK NODS AND ARES IS ALREADY BACK ON THE ATTACK AS HE RUSHES IN! NICK’S GOT IT SCOUTED AS HE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! He catches Ares from behind with a waist lock! Looking for a potential German Suplex, but Ares isn’t having it as he clutches tightly onto the top rope! Nick’s putting every bit of power he has, but Ares refuses to let go! Ashten Cross knows he has to count so long as Ares has that rope!

Ashten: ONE! TWO!

Kawajai: Nick reluctantly breaks the waist lock as–AS ARES SWINGS AN ELBOW STRAIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF NICK’S SKULL! Any chance you give this guy to take control, he’s not gonna waste it! He’s throws another big elbow back! No–Nick catches it this time! He’s got a hold of that right arm of Ares! An angry Nick Angel sends a big headbutt into the back of Ares’ skull as payback! Ares tries to throw an elbow with his free arm, but it’s caught too! TIGER SUPLEX!!! NICK BRIDGES HIS BODY FOR THE PIN!!

Ashten: ONE!!!!!!……

WWEFan: Ares gets a shoulder up just before two! But look at this! Nick isn’t letting him off that easy as he keeps both arms in his grasp and drags Ares back up to his feet! LOOKING FOR A SECOND DEVASTATING TIGER SUPLEX! ARES THROWS HIS HEAD BACK INTO THE FACE OF NICK! IT’S ENOUGH FOR HIM TO SLIP OUT OF IT AND TAKE NICK DOWN FOR A VICTORY ROLL! NO–ARES INSTEAD GRABS THE LEFT FOOT OF NICK AS HE CLIMBS BACK TO HIS FEET! ANKLE LOCK!!! SHADES OF HIS FATHER, ROBBIE V, AS ARES CINCHES IN THE ANKLE LOCK ON NICK ANGEL!! NICK IS DESPERATE TO GET TO THOSE ROPES! THIS COULD BE THE END IF ARES CAN KEEP IT LOCKED IN LONG ENOUGH AND TIGHT ENOUGH! NICK MAY HAVE NOWHERE TO GO AS HE CLAWS HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES! ARES DRAGS HIM RIGHT BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING! HE TRIES TO DROP DOWN INTO THE GRAPEVINE, BUT NICK MANAGES TO ROLL HIMSELF ONTO HIS BACK FIRST! Ares is looking a bit frustrated as he tries to overpower his opponent to get the Ankle Lock fully back in! Nick’s reaching up… AND HE CATCHES ARES, DRAGGING HIM DOWN!

Kawajai: The Ankle Lock is broken as Ares is pulled down there with Nick! Both men jocking for position! NICK’S GOT THE RIGHT HAND OF ARES TRAPPED!! LOOKING FOR THE LAST WILL!!! THAT CROSSFACE IS ALMOST IN AS ARES IS IN PANIC MODE! He rolls through the attempted submission as both men race back to their feet! Ares uses his momentum to get to his feet first! HE CHARGES! PENALTY KICK TO THE FACE OF NICK ANGEL!! NOBODY’S HOME AS NICK JUST BARELY DUCKS THE INCOMING KICK!! ARES QUICKLY TURNS AROUND! NICK SPRINGS UP AS HE DOES!! GROUND ZERO!!!! ARES FORCES NICK OFF AND INTO THE ROPES AS HE IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE! That damaged body of Ares may be working against him here! He almost let this entire match slip through his fingers right then and there if Nick had been able to catch him with the Ground Zero!

WWEFan: And look at determined Nick Angel in the ring, showing Ares how close it was to being over! He’s every bit as opportunistic as his opponent! Ares did everything in his power to keep control in his favor, and it was almost all over for him in an instant! Nick now mocking Ares by opening the ropes for him and inviting him to get back into the match… Ares angrily kicks the steel steps as he tries to think of what to do next… The former Voltage General Manager, Ashten Cross starts to count him out…

Ashten: ONE!!…….. TWO!!………… THREE!!!………….. FOUR!!…..

Kawajai: Ares quickly rolls back in! And immediately rolls back to the outside! I think he’s just toying with Nick by this point… And Nick seems to think so too as he seems to have had enough! He follows Ares to the outside! Ares is quick to slide back into the ring! Nick doesn’t seem to give a damn as he follows him right back into the ring! Ares uses the chance to bombard Nick Angel with a flurry of kicks and clubbing blows as he tries to get back to his feet in the ring! Look at this though! Nick’s still getting up through the storm of blows at the hands of Ares Vendetta! Ares is doing everything in his power to keep this man down, but Nick absolutely REFUSES to comply! HE MANAGES TO GET IN A BIG KICK INTO THE RIBS OF ARES! That seems to have put a stop to that assault real quick! Ares nearly doubled over! Nick may have gotten him in a still damaged area! ANOTHER KICK STRAIGHT TO THE SAME SPOT INTO THE RIBS OF ARES VENDETTA ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE SPRINT CENTER! Nick pulls him in for a big knee into the ribs! And there’s a big boot to the face to top it all off as Ares starts looking woozy! Nick rushes into the ropes and comes back with momentum as he NAILS Ares with another powerful big boot off the face, sending Ares backpedaling into the ropes behind him! Nick doesn’t look finished yet! He rushes back into those ropes again! COMING IN WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! HE CRASHES INTO ARES WITH A BIG KNEE INTO THE RIBS!! Ares nearly doubles over in pain, but he’s caught!

WWEFan: No doubt that Nick Angel is in full control by this point! He sends Ares crashing into the nearby corner of the ring with a big irish whip! And promptly runs into him with another knee into the ribs! Another now! He’s got Ares trapped in that corner, just letting him have it with a series of knees and kicks into the ribs while all Ares can seem to do is try to block the incoming blows! Ares’ face says it all! He’s in a lot of pain here! Nick clutches Ares’ hair and drags him back up… Looking him in the eyes… AND NICK WITH A LOUD SLAP TO THE FACE OF ARES!! There’s some redemption for ya! ARES IS INJURED, BUT JUST AS INFURIATED AS HE THROWS A FOREARM INTO THE FACE OF NICK! NICK FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! BOTH MEN TRADE FOREARMS IN THE CORNER AS ASHTEN CROSS BLOWS HIS WHISTLE AND TRIES TO PUT A STOP TO IT! NICK QUICKLY TAKES BACK CONTROL WITH ANOTHER KNEE TO THE RIBS OF ARES! He picks Ares up and places him on that top turnbuckle, looking for something big…

Kawajai: Ares looks like he may be completely out of it… He’s in agony as Nick climbs up there with him, looking to put an end to all of this… ARES PUSHES HIM OFF?! Nick goes falling down to the canvas! He hits hard, but quickly rolls back up to his feet! NICK CHARGES WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT!! ARES LEAPS OFF THE TOP!! METEORA!!!! NICK BARELY SAVES HIMSELF AS HE COMPLETELY THROWS HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY JUST TO AVOID IT WHILE ARES SAVES HIMSELF FROM CRASHING AND BURNING BY ROLLING ON THE LANDING AND USING THE MOMENTUM TO GET RIGHT BACK TO HIS FEET! HE TURNS AROUND AS NICK COMES BARRELING! A MASSIVE DROPKICK SENDS ARES FLYING INTO ANOTHER NEARBY CORNER!! Nick’s got a look on his face that I would sooner expect to see from Ares! He looks like he wants to torture this man in front of him! Nick rushes back to the opposite corner of the ring and stalks a damaged Ares, who slowly climbs back up to his feet in the corner…. HE’S UP AS NICK COMES CHARGING ONCE MORE! ANOTHER BIG RUNNING DROPKICK SENDS ARES BACK INTO THAT CORNER! NICK’S STILL NOT FINISHED! HE GRABS THE HEAD OF ARES AND PULLS HIM BACK UP! ANOTHER SLAP RIGHT TO THE FACE OF ARES BEFORE NICK RUSHES BACK INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! HE COMES CHARGING BACK FOR ONE MORE AS THESE FANS CALL FOR IT!! RUNNING DROPKICK!!!

WWEFan: ARES CATCHES HIM?! HE CATCHES HIM! ARES STARTS PICKING UP SPEED AS HE RUSHES INTO THAT CORNER NICK CAME FROM! TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB CONNECTS WITH GREAT VELOCITY AND IMPACT AS THE SPINE OF NICK ANGEL CRASHES INTO THE CORNER!!! HE’S DOWN! HE’S OUT! ARES IS BATTERED, BUT HE MAY HAVE JUST SAVED THIS WHOLE MATCH FOR HIMSELF IF HE CAN CAPITALIZE! Ares is still in a great deal of pain as he slowly rises back to his feet… He’s favoring his ribs as he finally makes it back to a vertical base… He realizes he’s got Nick at his mercy! He realizes he needs to follow up and QUICK if he wants to go to the Grand Rampage and challenge the Answers World Champion! He’s got one obstacle left in his way, and it’s that man in the corner as Ares lumbers his way towards the ropes across the ring from a downed Nick Angel! Nick starts to pull himself up, using the ropes to aid him as Ares gets out onto the apron! We’ve seen this before! HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR A COAST TO COAST! NICK EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER AND COMES CHARGING! HE NAILS ARES WITH A BIG FOREARM OFF THE FACE!

Kawajai: It took everything Ares had in him to keep from flying off that apron! He’s clutching the top rope for dear life! Nick’s trying to regain himself and take back control as he grabs a hold of Ares! Nick now… HE’S CLIMBING! HE’S GOT ARES IN HIS GRASP AS HE CLIMBS THE ROPES! I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S THINKING, BUT IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE IT’S GONNA END WELL FOR SOMEBODY! HE’S GOT HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE AS HE USES EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH LEFT IN HIS BODY TO DRAG ARES UP…. HE’S GOT HIM UP!! TOP ROPE SUPERPLEX!!! NO–HE TURNS IT INTO A FALCON ARROW AT THE LAST MINUTE!!! A MASSIVE FALCON ARROW FROM THE TOP ROPE CONNECTS AS ARES VENDETTA IS DRILLED INTO THE CANVAS!! HE’S OUT! HE’S GOTTA BE IT OUT AS NICK COVERS HIM!!

Ashten: ONE!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!…………. THREE!

WWEFan: IT’S NOT ENOUGH AS ARES GETS A SHOULDER UP! Unbelievable resilience from Ares Vendetta! I thought that was it! He’s still alive, but I don’t know for how much longer! Nick looks angry at himself for not being able to put him away there, but he needs to focus more on his next plan to end this! Ares starts to move as he–NO–NICK GRABS A HOLD OF HIM! HE’S NOT LETTING HIM GO! HE’S NOT LETTING HIM GET AWAY THAT EASILY WHEN HE’S SO CLOSE TO THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME! HE WANTS MR. DEDEDE OR Y2IMPACT, AND ALL HE HAS TO DO IS FINISH OFF ARES RIGHT HERE AND NOW! HE’S GOT THE ARM TRAPPED! AND…. HE LOCKS HIS HANDS ACROSS THE FACE OF ARES!! HE’S GOT IT! LAST WILL!!!! THE LAST WILL IS LOCKED IN ON ARES VENDETTA, WHO LOOKS DESPERATE TO GET OUT OF IT BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY! HE CAN FEEL EVERYTHING HE’S WORKED TOWARDS SLIPPING AWAY WITH EVERY SECOND HE SPENDS IN THIS AGONIZING CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!! NICK LOOKS LIKE HE’D RATHER SNAP ARES’ NECK THAN LET HIM ESCAPE THIS!! ARES MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP AND CUT HIS LOSSES! LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY! HE’S INCHING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES! HE’S SO CLOSE! NICK PULLS EVEN HARDER ON THAT LAST WILL!! ARES IS WRITHING IN PAIN AS ASHTEN WATCHES CLOSELY!! ARES HAS NOWHERE TO GO! HE’S TRYING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO POWER OUT OF IT!!

Kawajai: HE’S GOT A HAND UP!! HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING!! NICK’S CONTORTING ARES’ NECK BACK SO FAR!! JUST TAP!!!

WWEFan: HE DOES IT!!! ARES GETS HIS FINGER TAPS ON THE BOTTOM ROPE IN FRONT OF HIM!! NICK HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BREAK IT UP!

Ashten: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

Kawajai: Nick breaks the hold, but can’t believe it! He’s livid! He thought he had it! He could feel the win in his grasp! Nick slowly rises to his feet as a battered and injured Ares Vendetta desperately tries to get back up, grabbing the ropes to help him get back to a vertical base… And Nick chimes in with a stiff kick into the body of Ares! Another kick! Nick’s using Ares to take out his aggression by this point as he lays into him! Nick’s had enough! He drags Ares back up, looking to end it! GROUND ZERO!!!! ARES DOESN’T LET IT CONNECT AS HE SENDS NICK DROPPING DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITHOUT HIM!! LEAPING METEORA TO NICK WHILE HE’S DOWN!!!! NICK BARELY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS IT MISSES! BOTH MEN RACE BACK TO THEIR FEET! AN INFURIATED NICK ANGEL IS UP FIRST AS HE RUSHES INTO ARES! ARES SOMEHOW CATCHES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!! HE RUSHES INTO THE NEARBY CORNER! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!! A HEINOUS DEATH VALLEY DRIVER INTO THE CORNER ON NICK ANGEL!! What a move! Ares looks as though he knows he just saved his ass with that one! He’s running on nothing but pure adrenaline to get him through this now! He needs to finish it! He slowly makes his way back up, grabbing a hold of Nick with him… Ares makes his to his feet with Nick in tow as he… He does a “cut-throat” gesture? HE PICKS NICK UP FOR… OH, COME ON! A BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS!!! ARES MOCKING NICK ANGEL’S FORMER MENTOR AND FRIEND, HADES, WHO HE INJURED MONTHS AGO, WITH A BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER, AND NOW THE COVER!!

Ashten: ONE!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!………..

WWEFan: NICK KICKS OUT! HE KICKS OUT OF IT! NICK ANGEL IS STILL IN THIS AND ARES CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE LOOKS FED UP WITH THIS! HE WANTS TO END IT EVERY BIT AS MUCH AS NICK DID BEFORE THE TIDE TURNED! Ares rushes back to his feet and starts climbing his way up to the top! Looking for one final Meteora to finish this! Nick starts climbing back to his feet down on the canvas… Ares is perched! NICK IS UP! HE TURNS AROUND AS ARES LEAPS!!! GROUND ZERO!!!! THE JUMPING CUTTER CONNECTS IN MID-AIR OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! AND HE IMMEDIATELY FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE!! NICK CAN’T COVER!! I DON’T KNOW IF HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE, BUT NICK CAN’T FINISH THIS MATCH UNTIL HE GETS ARES BACK IN THE RING!

Ashten: ONE!!………. TWO!!!……..

(A replay is shown of Ares falling to the outside immediately following the Ground Zero)

Kawajai: That was no coincidence, Fan! Look at that! He used whatever he had left that he could have wasted trying to kick out to instead completely prevent a pin!

Ashten: FIVE!!……… SIX!!……

WWEFan: Nick Angel refuses to let this end by countout! He wants to prove he’s better! That he’s THE Elite! Nick rolls to the outside, pulling Ares up… Hold on… He doesn’t look quite finished… He’s got a sadistic look in his eyes! DON’T–GROUND ZERO ON THE MAT!!!! ARES FORCES NICK OFF AND SENDS HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE NEARBY RINGPOST!!! WHAT THE HELL?! ARES ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING WITH WHAT ENERGY HE HAS LEFT WHILE NICK IS DOWNED ON THE OUTSIDE! ARES BREATHING HARD, TRYING TO REGAIN HIMSELF AS HE TRIES TO CAPTURE THE COUNTOUT VICTORY!

Ashten: ONE!!……… TWO!………….. THREE!!!………… FOUR!!!………

Kawajai: Nick refuses to let it end here! He struggles to pull himself up on the outside! Clutching the apron!

Ashten: SIX!!……… SEVEN!!……… EIGHT!!……..

WWEFan: Ares slowly rises back to his feet as Nick is up on the outside, climbing up on the apron! He–Ares stumbles forward and reaches over the ropes to nail Nick with a shot to the back of the head! Another shot connects before he drags him up on the apron! A big forearm to the face of Nick! A few more connect! Blood runs down the face of Nick Angel following a laceration after he cracked his skull against that ringpost, and Ares is using it all to his advantage! He wants to send Nick right back to the outside as he nails him with a high kick to the skull! Nick refuses to let go! Ares charges into the adjacent ropes! COMING BACK WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! HE’S STOPPED WITH A SHOULDER TO THE GUT FROM NICK THROUGH THE ROPES! NICK STARTS LIFTING ARES, LOOKING TO SEND HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!! ARES WITH CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE SPINE OF NICK ANGEL NOW! HE’S LAYING INTO HIM! ARES NOW WITH A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK ON NICK! HE SENDS AN ONSLAUGHT OF KNEES INTO THE BODY OF NICK ANGEL!! ARES DRAGS NICK INTO THE RING WITH THAT DOUBLE UNDERHOOK STILL IN AS HE CONTINUES WITH THOSE KNEES WHILE NICK IS DEFENSELESS! HE MAY KNOCK HIM OUT! NICK IS DROPPING!! ARES PICKS HIM BACK UP!! A PEDIGREE-LIKE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS!!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! ARES VENDETTA DRIVES THE SKULL OF NICK ANGEL STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS WITH THAT DEVASTATING MANEUVER AS HE ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS A LEG FOR THE COVER!!

Ashten: ONE!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

WWEFan: And just like that, Ares Vendetta is going to the Grand Rampage!!

(“Monster” by contRoVersy plays all throughout the arena as a battered and exhausted Ares Vendetta has his right hand raised by Ashten Cross)

Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL AND WINNER OF THE SIXTH ANNUAL GOLD RUSH TOURNAMENT…. ARES VEEEENNNNNNNNDDDDDEEEETTTTAAAAAA!!!!

Kawajai: What a battle! These two men just laid it all on the line just for the right to challenge the Answers World Champion at the Grand Rampage, whomever it may be! Both men were desperate! Both men were hungry! They wanted it more than anything, but only one could prevail when it was all said and done, and it was that man right there: Ares Vendetta!

(A disappointed and still hurt Nick Angel is checked on by Ashten Cross)

WWEFan: But absolutely no disputing the heart of that man, Nick Angel, he did everything in his power to put his opponent away tonight. One of the greatest performances I’ve seen out of both of these men, no shame in that! I can’t condone all of the things Ares has done up to this point, but I’ll give credit where credit is due and say that he endured through it all and came out on top. He’s got a HELL of a challenge still to come, and you now both Y2Impact and Mr. DEDEDE were watching this closely, but nonetheless, congratulations to Ares Vendetta!

(Ares makes his way up the ramp, still favoring his ribs and exhausted while Nick Angel unwraps his wrist tape in the ring while still speaking with Ashten Cross and a medical technician)

( Camera cuts backstage to the interview section where we see Pierre McGuire with a microphone in hand. )

Pierre: Ladies and Gentlemen I’m backstage with some members of our world renowned Vixens Division, and primarily two women who will be competing in action tonight. TARAH NOVA and the EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION, CAILIN DILLON!

( Tarah and Cailin enter the screen both dressed in ring gear with smiles on their faces while Cailin in particular holds the Specialists Title over her shoulder, and Aria Jaxon and Cloud Matsuda are standing in the background smiling in support of their friends. )

Pierre: So ladies, it goes without saying it’s going to be a very important night for you. One of you will be battling to keep what you’ve defended vigorously for months, the other will be fighting to win back what was once theirs. Tarah, we’ll start with you. This past monday night on Battleground you portrayed an act of viciousness I don’t think I’ve ever seen before, STOMPING Alexis Diemos’ face through Cinderblocks! Do you feel any remorse for these actions?

Cailin: Tarah? Feeling remorse? That’s funny. (hehe)

Tarah Nova: Not only do I not feel remorse, but what I did to Alexis was a foreshadow to what I plan on doing to Maddie dog and even Eris if either of them try to stop me from my goal tonight.

Pierre: Well, what’s your take Tarah on the significance of your match? Essentially the result not only just decides whether you’re champion or not, but it could make a difference as to who runs this company by the end of the night! What’s your take on this entire situation?

Tarah: Well I can’t speak for Stand and Deliver or Starr Stan, but Cailin and I know we’re both going to leave this night with gold on our waist. And of course my baby is going to leave Reckless Wiring as still the Answers World Champion and Still God. In fact, DDD hasn’t arrived to the arena yet but I know I fully intend on greeting him as the TWO TIME EAW Vixens Champion. So from where I see it, we’ve got things completely under control.

Cailin Dillon: I couldn’t agree any more. What I think is important more than anything else is to not let the “terms and conditions” throw you off. What you need more than anything else is confidence, or as The Gawd likes to call it, “supreme confidence”.

Pierre: Well, although I don’t want to knock you off course, you certainly do have a losing record against the Hexa-Gun. Does that put a mental block on you and your confidence going into this match?

Cailin: Oh it easily could have. But there are a few reasons why it doesn’t… it starts when you have a support system like I have with The Formation and with Tarah to remind me how great I am. And after that, it’s knowing how hard I’ve worked every day to be the Specialists Champion for the last four months, which is by far THE HARDEST title to keep in this entire company. I proved that records mean nothing. Records are meant to be broken — even losing records. I defeated Eris LeCava just a month ago at Reasonable Doubt and proved beyond a reasonable doubt that I can hang with the best of em’ and push them to their brink. Now I plan on pushing a legend past her breaking point.

Aria: (CLAP) That’s right girl!

Pierre: Thank you ladies.

( The four Vixens walk off, talking amongst themselves )

(Video package plays: Drastik makes his open challenge to anyone to step up to him, Cyclone answers the challenge to return to EAW, only for Drastik to leave him without a match! Cyclone would begin calling Drastik out, trying to goad him into a match, until Drastik would finally cave and make the match for Reckless Wiring with the decided stipulations! Both men would strike against the other, bringing Cyclone to a point of being a geyser for blood and a brawl to set the tone of this match!)

(The camera returns back to the arena as the camera pans around the wild crowd as it turns over to the ring announcer standing in the center of the ring.)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… and by vote of the EAW Universe… IS A LOSER LEAVES DYNASTY MATCH!!!

(“Sail” by AWOLnation hits the speakers as Drastik steps out to the stage with the utter hatred of the crowd in The Sprint Center with the brash confidence radiating off him as he enters the ring.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first… he is from Oakland, California… he weighs in at 225 pounds… “Best in the World” DRRAAASSSTTTTIIIKKKKK!!!

Stew-O: Drastik has been a thorn, a pain, that needs to be taken out tonight! I know his talent, I hate that we could see him out of Dynasty due to the popular vote, but this collision of epic proportions has needed to happen!

Deadprez: What do you mean? Drastik is the best wrestler that Dynasty has to offer, a symbol of excellence that these men need to strive to go towards, and tonight he’s put it all on the line to put his opponent in his place and out of this brand where he belongs!

(“One of Us” by Rick Ross feat. Nas blasts all around the arena as the crowd jumps to their feet in adulation of Cyclone, walking out of the stage, as the roar is deafening before he nods to the crowd before running down the ramp.)

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, he is from New York City, New York… he weighs in at 240 pounds… “Black Rider” CYYCCCLLLOOOONNNEEEEE!!!

Stew-O: Cyclone has been beaten and broken by Drastik, you can still see remnants of the savage destruction that he has undertaken from him, but Cyclone is here to win and he won’t let the arrogant Drastik take him down tonight!

Deadprez: You may want to believe that, but remember what Cyclone looked like only a couple weeks ago. He was lying on that canvas, in a pool of his own blood, and Drastik was the man standing tall. If you think that Cyclone has this match, then I feel sorry for you after what we will see.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: The bell has sounded as Drastik walks forward AND CYCLONE SPRINTS WITH ALL OF HIS SPEED AND LANDS A STIFF LARIAT ACROSS HIS THROAT! DRASTIK FLIPS IN MID-AIR FROM THE SHEER VELOCITY OF THAT LARIAT AS HE PANCAKES RIGHT ONTO THE CANVAS! Cyclone is not looking to happy, you can see the brewing fury rise and wash over him, as anger seems to be taking hold on Cyclone!

Deadprez: Drastik reaches back to his feet as he turns around RIGHT INTO A SECOND LARIAT THAT NEARLY DECAPITATES HIM BY CYCLONE! THE BRUTE FORCE FROM THESE LARIATS ARE ENOUGH TO BE SIMILAR TO A CAR WRECK! Cyclone drops down and rolls Drastik on his chest as he hooks his arms LOCKING HIM IN THE FULL NELSON! HE LIFTS DRASTIK UP AS HE THROWS HIM BACK! TRIUMVIRATE! HE HITS THE DRAGON SUPLEX, DEADLIFT-STYLE, RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! HE BRIDGES RIGHT INTO THE PIN AS HE LOOKS TO SHOW A BIT OF MERCY AND END THIS QUICKLY!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…

Stew-O: DRASTIK POPS THE SHOULDER UP AS HE ROLLS DOWN ONTO THE RING! Cyclone nods his head in approval, acting as if he wanted Drastik to kick out of that maneuver so he could continue to punish him for what he did to him! Cyclone walks over to the turnbuckle and crouches while he screams for Drastik to get back up to his feet! He wants to continue this destruction of the self-proclaimed Best in the World!

Deadprez: Drastik places his hands on the canvas as he tries to push himself back up to his feet! Come on, Drastik! Fight this man! Teach him who’s the best in the world! Drastik stands on his feet and turns around AS CYCLONE SPRINTS FORWARD! DARK FLOW! GORE! GORE! GORE! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! CYCLONE HAS JUST RIPPED DRASTIK APART WITH THAT DARK FLOW!

Stew-O: Cyclone isn’t finished, Deadprez! He grabs Drastik by the hair as he pulls him up to his feet LIFTING HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! RISING TIDE! BURNING HAMMER! CYCLONE DROPS DRASTIK RIGHT ON HIS HEAD AS THAT COULD BE A KNOCKOUT BLOW RIGHT TO THE SKULL! CYCLONE IS DISHING OUT PUNISHMENT TO THIS MAN!

Deadprez: CYCLONE ISN’T RELENTING! HE GOES RIGHT BACK TO DRASTIK AS HE LIFTS HIM UP TO HIS FEET ONCE MORE! HE TOSSES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS AS HE CALLS FOR IT ONCE MORE! RISING TIDE! A SECOND BURNING HAMMER STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS BY CYCLONE! THIS IS TOO MUCH, REF! GET IN THERE AND END THIS!

Stew-O: The crowd is on their feet for this massacre as Cyclone is just going around the ring and getting pumped up by this crowd in Kansas City!

Crowd: ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!

Deadprez: SHUT UP, YOU FOOLS! DON’T YOU DARE CHANT FOR THIS MAN TO DO IT AGAIN! HE’S NOT! HE CAN’T! HE IS! CYCLONE GIVES THE FANS WHAT THEY WANT AS HE HOISTS DRASTIK BACK UP! DRASTIK CAN BARELY STAND AS THIS POINT, LEGS WOBBLY AND BASICALLY UNCONSCIOUS, AT THIS POINT! CYCLONE BRINGS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS AS HE TAUNTS TO THE CROWD!

Stew-O: IS HE GOING TO DO IT? THIRD RISING TIDE! A FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN WITH THAT BURNING HAMMER! CYCLONE QUICKLY FLOATS OVER TO GRAB THE LEG OF DRASTIK AS HE DROPS DOWN AND WRAPS HIS HANDS ACROSS HIS NECK! BERSERKR! HE HAS THE STF APPLIED! CYCLONE ISN’T GOING TO MAKE THIS EASY ON DRASTIK HE WANTS HIM TO TAP RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!

Deadprez: STOP THIS! THIS IS A DISGUSTING ACT OF VIOLENCE HERE, STEW! CYCLONE REARS BACK ON THE STF AS DRASTIK HAS NOWHERE TO GO! HE’S FORCED TO SUBMIT! HE TAPS! HE TAPS OUT!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“One of Us” by Rick Ross feat. Nas plays in the background as Cyclone keeps the hold locked into Drastik before the referee is forced to try and pry him off.)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… CYYCCCLLLOOOONNNEEEEE!!!

Stew-O: Cyclone has done it! Cyclone has defeated Drastik right here in The Sprint Center and Drastik is forced to leave Dynasty!

Deadprez: Ugh… what a travesty! I can’t believe Drastik has to leave Dynasty! This is disgusting! Nevertheless, impressive showing by Cyclone and I’m just ready for this to be over. Both men made it clear that only one could stay on Dynasty, and I guess it has to be Cyclone.

Crowd: NA-NA-NA-NA! NA-NA-NA-NA! HEY! HEY! HEY! GOODBYE! NA-NA-NA-NA! NA-NA-NA-NA! HEY! HEY! HEY! GOODBYE!

(The crowd starts singing as Cyclone starts chuckling at what the crowd is doing as he jumps on the turnbuckle, celebrating with the crowd, as Drastik lies on the canvas beaten from this match while being forced out of Dynasty.)

(The camera pans to the backstage area where we see a suited Zack Crash, wearing a blue-and-black suit, as he is texting on his phone before he is interrupted by his protege, JJ Silva.)

JJ Silva: Mr. Crash, everything that you told me to get ready has been set into the place.

Zack Crash: Perfect. Once everything is set into place, I will send the call to kick our plans into motion.

JJ Silva: Mr. Crash, is it true?

Zack Crash: What do you mean, Silva? What the hell are you talking about?

JJ Silva: Some of our employees have been spreading rumors and they’ve told me that you have found a new ally to join our ranks.

(Zack Crash stops texting on his phone and slides it into his jacket pocket before looking up with a grin on his face.)

Zack Crash: You’re learning, Silva. I told the men about that rumor to hopefully let you catch onto it. I was hoping that you would overhear those men and women and the answer is… yes. I have found a new member to join our ranks.

JJ Silva: Well, who is it?

Zack Crash: Our new member is… actually, here she is now.

(Zack Crash opens his hand out for a handshake… met with the alluring Brody Sparks as she embraces Crash.)

Zack Crash: Silva, you are the Code of Greed. Your hunger for gold, power, and prestige is what will be your strength to overcome any and every person that stands in Omerta’s way. I hold the title of Kingpin, a title shows why I run the this organization and will bring us to a place in power that will be unrivaled by anyone on the Dynasty roster, EVEN EAW! I want to introduce you to the Code of Depravity, her beauty only rivaled by her immorality in the ring, Brody Sparks! She will join us in our venture to controlling this place!

JJ Silva: How will she be useful to our cause?

(Brody Sparks walks towards JJ Silva, leaning close into his ear, but still audible to everyone.)

Brody Sparks: Trust me, Silva. If there’s one thing that I’ve learned, is that there are many ways a woman can take control. I’ve learned how to do just that: take control.

Zack Crash: Don’t fret. Brody Sparks will play her role in the uprising against Dynasty, but we have other things to prepare for. We will talk about this more in the future, Silva. For now, we need to get ready.

JJ Silva: Of course, Mr. Crash.

(Omerta stand together and walk away from the view of the camera as you can see the glow of Zack Crash’s phone to where he returns to texting a storm.)

( Cut back to the arena )

( DING! DING! DING! )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for ONE FALL… AND IT IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE VIXEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!

(“Sound of Silence” – Disturbed hits as Madison Kaline slowly makes her way through the curtain and down to the ring.)

Mercer: It’s time for Hexa-Gun’s own Eris LeCaVa to place her Vixen’s Championship on the line against both Tarah Nova and this woman, Madison Kaline! Throughout the things that Eris has been through throughout her entire reign, this HAS to be the toughest to date. These three women are going to place everything that have on the line to walk out of here tonight at the Vixen’s Champion.

Kawajai: All three of these Vixen’s have stood at the top of the division as its Champion. They know what it’s like to be champion and you can see in the eyes of Madison Kaline tonight that’s she is MORE than ready for this. Months have been building to this opportunity tonight; don’t forget that it was Eris LeCaVa that took that championship from Kaline at Shock Value last year.

(“Boss’ Daughter” – Pop Evil hits as Tarah Nova bursts through the curtain onto the stage. She stands on the stage with her eyes completely locked on Madison Kaline who has the hint of a smile across her face.)

Mercer: It was at this event last year where Tarah Nova walked out in front of the world against Lethal and won her first Vixen’s Championship. She would go onto have arguably one of the greatest championship reigns in this company’s history, before losing said championship to the woman standing in the ring now, Madison Kaline.

Kawajai: This is Tarah’s chance to get back into the position that she thinks she should be standing. Everything that happened at the Vixen’s Cup has to be in the back of her mind; the Sanatorium has to be in the back of her mind. The real question is it going to come into play tonight?

(“Call Me” – Blondie hits as Eris LeCaVa makes her way through the curtain with the Vixen’s Championship around her waist.)

Mercer: The proud champion makes her way to the ring with that illustrious Vixen’s Championship around her waist. As I alluded to earlier; this has to be the toughest challenge that the champion has been forced to face throughout the entirety of her reign. If Eris wants to walk out of here tonight as the Vixen’s Champion, she has to be at her absolute best, because any less could be the deciding factor here tonight.

Kawajai: If there’s any pressure on the shoulders of the champion, she certainly isn’t showing it. The champion looks focused; ready to go to war with both Tarah Nova and Madison Kaline. Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a feeling that we’re about to watch something special. There’s a feeling in the air that we only really feel a few times a year. Let’s take it down to the ring for the formal introductions.

(The camera focuses on the Ring Announcer as all three stand in their respective corners.)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing first one of the challengers from Tampa Bay, Florida… “THE MISTRESS OF DEATH!!!”… MAAADDDISSONN KAAAAAAAALLLIINNEEEEE!!!!

(The hint of a smile returns to the face of Madison Kaline as her eyes remain locked on the Vixen’s Championship.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing next one of the challengers from Detroit, Michigan, “THE VIXEN KILLER!!!!”…. TAAARAAAHH NOOOOOOOVVAAAAA!!!!

(Tarah’s eyes remain locked on Madison Kaline as he slowly raises her right arm.)

Ring Announcer: And now… introducing the champion from Tampa, Florida, SHE IS “THE ANTI-VIXEN!!!!”… SHE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING VIXEN’S CHAMPION OF THE WOOOORRLLDD!!! SHE IS…. EEERRIISSS LLLLLLEEECAAAVVAAA!!!!

(Eris raises the Vixen’s Championship at the thousands in attendance give her a LOUD mixed reaction. The referee takes the Vixen’s Championship and shows it to both Tarah and Madison before walking back to the middle of the ring and raising it high into the air.)

(The referee hands the championship to the ring announcer and calls for the bell.)

(Ding, Ding, Ding!)

Mercer: The bell rings and this Vixen’s Championship match is now underway – AND AS SOON AS THE BELL RINGS, TARAH NOVA BURSTS OUT OF THE CORNER AND HEADS STRAIGHT FOR MADISON KALINE!! MADISON SWINGS WITH A WILD RIGHT HAND, BUT TARAH DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND DRIVES HER BACK INTO THE CORNER; TARAH REPEATED BEGINNING TO DRIVE THE SHOULDER INTO THE MID-SECTION OF MADISON KALINE, BUT THERE’S ERIS GRABBING A HANDFUL OF TARAHS HAIR AND RIPPING HER BACK AWAY!! ERIS THROWING TARAH DOWN TO THE CANVAS AS MADISON KALINE BURSTS OUT OF THE CORNER AND ALMOST TAKES ERIS’ HEAD OFF OF HER SHOULDERS WITH A BIG BOOT!! ERIS DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND MADISON HITS TARAH NOVA INSTEAD!! WHAT A FOREARM!! THE MOMENT THAT MADISON KALINE TURNED AROUND; ERIS LECAVA ALMOST KNOCKS HER SENSELESS WITH A WICKED FOREARM TO THE JAW!! Tarah Nova rolling under the bottom rope as Madison stumbles back to her feet, and the moment she’s able to get back to a vertical base Eris LeCaVa takes her back down with a snap suplex; Eris not allowing Madison to recover, keeping her grip, rolling one of her challengers onto her stomach and applies the front face lock! Madison trying to fight her way back to her feet, but Eris drives the point of her knee into the top of her head! Eris dragging Madison back to her feet and takes her back down with another snap suplex; Eris looking to wear down Madison Kaline – take her out in the opening minutes of this contest!

Kawajai: Eris taking a look at Tarah Nova, who’s back to a knee trying to shake out of cobwebs after that Big Boot from Madison Kaline; Madison stumbles back to her feet as Eris grabs her and whips her into the corner; Eris looking to follow it up with something big – and does!! Eris LeCeVa with a big time running forearm to the cornered Kaline! Tarah Nova making her way back onto the apron – BUT ERIS LECAVA CUTS HER OFF WITH A DROPKICK SENDING HER BACK INTO THE BARRICADE!! Eris LeCaVa refusing to allow the numbers to make a difference tonight! Take out Tarah Nova, pick apart the pieces of Madison Kaline; a game plan that seems to be going exactly to plan. And remember, this match is the first of the Hexa-Gun vs HRDO best of five challenge! The first side to get to three wins will have the majority control over this company! Back to the match Madison stumbles forward and drops down to a knee AND ERIS LECAVA HITS HER IN THE HEAD WITH A STRAIGHT KNEE!! NOTHING PRETTY ABOUT THIS, BUT IS EFFECTIVE NONE THE LESS!! Madison still with the wherewithal to roll under the bottom rope onto the apron, but Eris giving the lady no space to breathe; Eris reaching through the ropes – BUT MADISON GRABS HER BY THE HAIR AND PULLS HER THROUGH THE ROPES AND ERIS CRASHES SPIN FIRST INTO THAT THIN PADDING THAT COVERS THE CONCRETE FLOOR ON THE OUTSIDE!! Eris clutching at her back as he stumbles back to her feet; Madison’s still on the apron, trying to do the same. Madison’s the first up, but Eris tries to pull her feet from under her! No, Madison’s able to kick her away –

Mercer: AND MADISON FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RUNNING PUNT TO THE FACE OF THE VIXEN’S CHAMPION!! ERIS LECAVA ALMOST TURNED INSIDE OUT!! Madison calling the champion back to her feet, which she slowly begins to do; Eris looks completely dazed AND AS SOON AS SHE GETS BACK TO GET FEET, MADISON KALINE TAKES HER OUT WITH A CANNONBALL SENTON!! Madison Kaline taking complete control – BUT TARAH NOVA OUT OF NOWHERE!! TARAH NOVA DRIVING THE SHOULDER INTO THE RIBS OF MADISON KALINE AND THE TWO GO CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE!! TARAH NOVA LIKE A WOMAN POSSESSED BEGINNING TO FIRE AWAY AT MADISON KALINE!! RIGHTS, LEFTS, FOREARMS, HEADBUTTS; ANYTHING THAT THE WOMAN CAN HIT HER WITH!! MADISON KALINE TRYING TO COVER UP, BUT THESE STRIKES CONTINUE TO SEEM TO BREAK THROUGH HER GUARD!! Tarah dragging a stunned Madison Kaline back to her feet; a small amount of blood beginning to run from the nose of her rival, certainly from one of those shots at the hand of Nova! A sick smile beginning to form across the face of Tarah Nova as she glances at those steel steps before pulling Madison Kaline in… I have no idea what Tarah’s planning here AND TARAH NOVA SUPLEXES MADISON SPINE FIRST INTO THE EDGES OF THOSE STEEL STEPS!! MADISON’S SPINE JARRING AS SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN!! SUPERKICK!! OUT OF NOWHERE, ERIS LECAVA CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF TARAH NOVA!! TARAH NOVA FALLS DOWN ONTO THAT PADDING IN A HEAP!!

Kawajai: ERIS UNDERSTANDS THE OPPORTUNITY HERE, TRYING TO DRAG TARAH NOVA BACK UP AND INTO THE RING – SHE’S… SHE’S FINALLY ABLE TO DO SO!! ERIS SLIDING BACK UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND HOOKS THE LEG!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!….. TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!….. KICKOUT!!!

Kawajai: NO! TARAH NOVA’S ABLE TO GET THE SHOULDER UP AFTER TWO!! Eris doesn’t look too please, perhaps the time it took to get Tarah back up and into the ring cost her, but she needs to maintain control. She CAN’T let Tarah Nova get an opportunity to fight back. Eris LeCaVa getting back to her feet and stalks one of her challengers; Tarah slowly getting back to a vertical base – but is immediately met by a spinning back kick to the stomach! Tarah dropping down to a knee and Eris hits with a stiff kick to the chest! Tarah stumbling back to her feet and into the ropes! Eris looking to take her over the top with a clothesline! Tarah dropping the shoulder and Eris is sent up and over! Eris is able to land on the apron AND HITS TARAH IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK – BUT MADISON KALINE OUT OF NOWHERE!! OH MY GOD!! MADISON KALINE BURSTING UP ONTO THE APRON, LOCKS ERIS LECAVA AROUND THE WAIST AND SENDS HER CRASHING BACK WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE!! ERIS LECAVA LOOK A BAD, BAD LANDING AS MADISON KALINE CLUTCHES AT HER BACK, STILL IN A WHOLE LOT OF PAIN AFTER THAT SUPLEX INTO THE STEPS!! Madison using the apron to drag herself back to her feet and Tarah’s down to a knee, her eyes locked on Madison. Madison dragging herself back into the ring as Tarah gets back to her feet.

Mercer: Madison gets back to a knee, but Tarah meets her with a hard shoot kick to the chest. Madison screams at Tarah to give her another and at this point, I don’t think that Tarah’s going to decline! Another shoot kick! Another! Another! The hint of a smile crosses the face of Tarah Nova as Madison drops down to her hands and knees. Madison slowly pushing herself back up onto her knees and Tarah looks for another kick – BUT MADISON CATCHES THE LEG AND TAKES TARAH DOWN WITH THE DRAGON SCREW!! MADISON LIKE A WILD ANIMAL BEGINNING TO ATTACK THAT LEG OF TARAH!! MADISON BAITED TARAH IN AND SHE TOOK IT HOOK, LINE AND SINKER!! MADISON WITH A KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE OF TARAH NOVA! ANOTHER!! TARAH TRYING TO KICK MADISON AWAY WITH THE FREE LEG, BUT MADISON DRAGS HER BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! MADISON LOOKING FOR SOMETHING – FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!! MADISON HAS TARAH TRAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING; THE PAIN ON THAT LEG HAS TO BE EXCRUCIATING!! ERIS LECAVA IS STILL DOWN AFTER THAT GERMAN OFF THE APRON!! TARAH HAS TO GET TO THE BOTTOM ROPE OR WE’RE ABOUT TO CROWN A NEW CHAMPION!! TARAH TRYING TO DRAG HERSELF ACROSS THE RING, BUT SHE STILL HAS A LONG WAY TO GO!! THE PAIN LOOKS TO BE WEARING AWAY AT TARAH NOVA – EACH ATTEMPT AT MOVING CLOSER TO THE ROPES SEEMINGLY BEGINNING TO TAKE MORE AND MORE EFFORT!! TARAH COULD BE BEGINNING TO FADE, HER SHOULDERS FALLING DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!….. TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!…

Kawajai: TARAH STILL WITH ENOUGH FIGHT; A SURGE OF ADRENALINE FLOWS THROUGH THE VEINS OF TARAH NOVA AND… AND SHE GETS THERE!! TARAH NOVA GETS TO THE BOTTOM ROPE!! THE REFEREE TRYING TO GET MADISON KALINE TO RELEASE THE HOLD, BUT SHE REFUSES!! MADISON KALINE TRYING TO BREAK THE LEG OF TARAH NOVA!! FINALLY, FINALLY MADISON RELEASES THE HOLD, BUT THE DAMAGE HAS TO BE DONE!! Madison’s definitely proud of the work she’s done to the leg of Tarah Nova; Tarah trying to push herself back to a vertical base, but she struggles to place any pressure on the leg! Tarah’s up – but Madison with a hard kick to that injured knee! M.O.D!!! FAMEASSER FROM MADISON KALINE!! TARAH NOVA DRIVEN FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!! MADISON DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER, MAKES HER WAY TO THE CORNER AND BEGINS TO MAKE HER WAY UP TOP!! MADISON LOOKING TO MAKE SURE THAT HER RIVAL STAYS DOWN!! IMAGINE IF MADISON KALINE PINS TARAH NOVA TO BECOME THE NEW VIXEN’S CHAMPION!! MADISON KALINE IS PERCHED; TARAH NOVA ISN’T MOVING!! BUT ERIS!! ERIS IS THERE TO CUT MADISON OFF!! THE VIXEN’S CHAMPION WITH A HARD FOREARM TO THE JAW!! ANOTHER!! MADISON DROPPING BACK DOWN ONTO HER FEET AS ERIS BEGINS TO CLIMB!! MADISON STEPPING BACK UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE AND HITS ERIS WITH A HEADBUTT!! ERIS WITH A HEADBUTT OF HER OWN!! MADISON’S STUNNED AS ERIS TAKES A LOOK OUT AT THE THOUSANDS IN ATTENDANCE!! OH MY GOD!! ERIS GRABS MADISON KALINE!! SPINNING FISHERMAN BUSTER FROM THE TOP ROPE!! THAT WAS SICK – BUT ERIS ISN’T FINISHED!! ERIS FLOATING BACK OVER INTO THE SEATED GUILLOTINE CHOKE!! WHAT A MOVE BY THE VIXEN’S CHAMPION!!

Mercer: IN THE YEARS THAT I’VE BEEN IN THIS COMPANY, I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE DO THAT!! ERIS LECAVA HAS MADISON KALINE TRAPPED WITH NOWHERE TO GO!! ERIS PULLING BACK WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS, CUTTING OFF THE OXYGEN TO THE BRAIN!! MADISON SEEMS UNRESPONSIVE!! THE REFEREE RAISING THE ARM!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mercer: THE ARM DROPS, MADISON KALINE HAS TO BE OUT!!

Ref: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kawajai: IT GOES DOWN AGAIN, ONE MORE TIME AND ERIS LECAVA HAS RETAINED THE VIXEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!

Ref: THREEEEEEEEEEEEE—

Mercer: PENALTY KICK!!!!! TARAH NOVA WITH A PENALTY KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF ERIS LECAVA!! TARAH NOVA DROPS BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS CLUTCHING AT HER KNEE; THAT MAY HAVE BEEN A LAST DITCH EFFORT TO SAVE THIS MATCH, BECAUSE IF IT WASN’T FOR THAT ERIS LECAVA WOULD HAVE CERTAINLY RETAINED!! THESE THREE WOMAN ARE ABSOLUTELY LEAVING EVERYTHING THAT HAVE OUT THERE TONIGHT!! NONE OF THEM ARE GOING TO QUIT WHILE THEY STILL HAVE SOME FIGHT LEFT!! Madison isn’t moving; Eris LeCaVa slowly begins to stir and Tarah Nova tries to pull herself back up with the help of the ropes. These Vixens can’t have much left; Tarah’s the first up, but Eris isn’t too far behind. Eris finally gets back to a vertical base and Tarah hits her with a stiff chop! Eris fires back with a forearm to the jaw! Tarah with a chop! Forearm from Eris! Tarah! Eris! Tarah! Eris! Eris! Eris! Eris taking control, forcing Tarah back into the ropes! Eris with a stiff chop of her own and follows it up with a hard kick to that injured knee! You can slowly feel the match slipping away from Tarah Nova!! Tarah Nova fights back with a headbutt – but Eris with another shot to the knee!! Tarah dropping down to a knee and Eris pulls her in! Eris looking for that killing blow!! ERIS LOOKING FOR THAT DISCORDIA!! TARAH’S TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT!! TARAH COUNTERS AND MANAGES TO GET ERIS UP ON HER SHOULDERS!! MURDER CITY PLUNGE!! GO TO SLEEP!!

Kawajai: NO, ERIS WITH ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! ERIS ABLE TO FIGHT BACK BEHIND TARAH NOVA!! SUPERKICK!! ANOTHER SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! TARAH NOVA IS OUT ON HER FEET!! ERIS SPINS HER AROUND – ON’NA!! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! ERIS LECAVA DRIVES TARAH NOVA INTO THE CANVAS!! ERIS LECAVA HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—

Kawajai: MADISON BREAKS IT UP!! MADISON STUMBLES BACK INTO THE CORNER AS ERIS’ EYES SHOOT BACK TOWARDS HER!! ERIS BURSTS BACK TO HER FEET – SPEAR!!! MADISON KALINE CUTS HER OFF WITH A SPEAR!! MADISON HOOKS THE LEG!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE—

Kawajai: SHE GOT HER!! NO, ERIS KICKED OUT!! ERIS GOT THE SHOULDER UP!! MADISON LOOKS LIKE SHE’S IN COMPLETE DISBELIEF!! MADISON SCREAMING AT ERIS TO GET BACK UP – MADISON LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN POSSESSED!! ERIS SLOWLY, SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO HER FEET!! ERIS’ BACK UP!! AFTERLIFE!! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! ERIS CAUGHT HER!! ON’NA!!!!!! BELLY TO BELLY!!! MADISON WITH AN ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! ANOTHER!! ANOTHER!! ERIS RELEASES HER GRIP AND STUMBLES BACK AS MADISON CHARGES FORWARD!! AFTERLI— SUPERKICK FROM ERIS LECAVA!!!! MADISON DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS IN A COMPLETE HEAP – CRAZED DAZE!!! SUPERKICK FROM TARAH NOVA TO THE VIXEN’S CHAMPION!! NO – ERIS CAUGHT THE FOOT!!! ERIS SPINS HER AROUND AND HOOK HER!! SHE HAS IT!! ON’NA!!!! ON’NA!!!! ANOTHER BELLY TO BELLY!!!! ERIS HOOKS THE LEG!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ding, Ding, Ding!)

(“Call Me” – Blondie hits as Eris LeCaVa, Tarah Nova and Madison Kaline remain down. Eris LeCaVa is helped back to her feet by the referee and is handed the Vixen’s Championship.)

Ring Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… AND STIIIIILLLLLLL VIXEN’S CHAMPION!!!! ERIS LLEEEEECAAAAVVVVAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Kawajai: UNBELIEVABLE! IN A CLASSIC TRIPLE THREAT MATCH BETWEEN THESE LADIES, ERIS LECAVA HAS DEFENDED HER VIXEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST TWO OUTSTANDING VIXENS TONIGHT!!

(Eris LeCava stumbles back into the ropes, clutching the Vixen’s Championship with both hands as the camera cuts to Madison Kaline, who’s still down, running both hands through her hair as the defeat begins to sink in.)

Mercer: All three Vixen’s left absolutely everything that they had out there tonight, but it is Eris LeCava who’s left standing. None of these women have anything to be ashamed of and something’s definitely telling me that this isn’t the last time that we see them in the same ring together.

(Eris LeCava backs up the ramp as Madison rolls under the bottom rope to the outside; Tarah Nova slowly begins to try to sit up, still holding her leg.)

Kawajai: What match th-

(The lights throughout the arena suddenly cut out.)

Kawajai: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is NOT part of the schedule tonight… we’re trying to do everything we can to get these lights back on.

(The camera suddenly cuts towards the camera as a video begins to play. There isn’t a sound throughout the arena as words appear.)

“Did you think that I would forget what you did?”

“Did you think that I would ever forgive you for what you did?”

(The titantron suddenly cuts to a flashback of Tarah Nova pulling away a steel chair from the hands of Lucian Black before cutting to black.)

“I created everything that you’ve accomplished.”

(The camera cuts back to Tarah Nova pulling away the steel chair from Lucian Black; this time the video continues to play as Tarah Nova swings it, but cuts before the shot connects.)

“I gave you a career…”

“Now I’m going to take it away.”

(“Dream On” – Aerosmith begins to play…)

Kawajai: Oh my god.

(The lights turn back on as Tarah Nova struggles to stand; the Barbed Wire Steel Cage has been lowered and Caine Kronin stands inside it, while Rex McAllister stands on the steel steps.)

Mercer: You can see it in the eyes of Tarah Nova, she KNOWS what’s coming for her. She KNOWS the monster that this man has become.

(“Dream On” continues to play as Xavier Williams slowly makes his way through the curtain with the Hall of Fame Championship hanging from his right hand.)

Kawajai: We’ve watched as Xavier Williams has slowly changed over the past few months, but there’s no way that he’s going to go this far.

(Xavier slowly walks down the ramp, his eyes completely locked on Tarah Nova as she gingerly backs up into the ropes. Xavier Williams stands before the cage as the hint of a smile crosses his face. Xavier makes his way up the stairs and stands in the doorway.)

Mercer: We REALLY need some help out here, guys.

(Both HRDO and James Shields rush through the curtain and down the ramp with Quality Control in toe. Xavier turns his head toward them as he reaches back and slams the door shut. Rex closes the padlock and passes the key to Xavier. Quality Control rush towards Rex, but he manages to just escape through the crowd.)

Mercer: Ladies and Gentlemen, you may want to put your children to bed…

(HRDO pulls away at the chain as Xavier Williams turns his attention back to Tarah Nova. Tarah stands her ground and Xavier nods his head as…)

Kawajai: NO, NO, NO – DON’T DO THIS!! CAINE KRONIN GRABS TARAH NOVA; SHE’S TRYING TO FIGHT AWAY, BUT IT SEEMS TO BE INEFFECTIVE TO THE MAN!! OH MY GOD!! CAINE KRONIN JUST THREW TARAH NOVA ACROSS THE RING AND INTO THE WALL OF THAT CAGE LIKE A DAMN RAGDOLL!! TARAH NOVA JUST BOUNCES AWAY AND CRASHES BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS IN A HEAP!! XAVIER WILLIAMS JUST WATCHES ON AS CAINE KRONIN BACKS INTO THE CORNER – TARAH SOMEHOW PUSHING HERSELF BACK UP; COME ON TARAH, PUT YOUR PRIDE ASIDE, STAY DOWN!! TARAH— NO!! THE FIRST BLADE!!!! WHAT A KNEE FROM KRONIN!! TARAH HAS TO BE UNCONSCIOUS!!

(Xavier slowly takes as step forward, placing his hand on the chest of Kronin as the man backs away into the corner.)

Xavier: Again.

Mercer: COME ON – XAVIER WILLIAMS LIFTING TARAH NOVA UP AS CAINE PACES BACK AND FORTH LIKE A MADMAN!! THE FIRST BLADE!!! ANOTHER BICYCLE KNEE TO THE HEAD OF TARAH NOVA!!

(The look across the face of Xavier suddenly changes into a scowl.)

Mercer: XAVIER WILLIAMS DRAGGING THE LIFELESS BODY OF TARAH NOVA BACK UP – XAVIER WILLIAMS JUST DRIVING THE POINT OF HIS KNEE INTO THE STOMACH OF THE FORMER VIXEN’S CHAMPION AS HE HOLDS HER TRAPPED IN THAT FRONT FACELOCK!!

(Xavier lets go of Tarah and he drops down to her hands and knees; blood drops from her mouth as Xavier back into the corner and takes a seat. He turns his head towards HRDO who looks absolutely furious and just laughs.)

Mercer: This man is sick – Tarah’s defenceless! Tarah coughing up blood, but she still defiantly pushes her way back up. Xavier signalling to Kronin and big smile crosses his face; Caine grabbing a handful of Tarah’s hair and drags her back to her feet. Caine pulling Tarah in and lifts her up onto his shoulders AND LAUNCHES HER INTO THAT CAGE WALLING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HRDO AND JAMES SHIELDS!! Tarah rebounds off the cage, but falls straight back into the arms of Kronin!

Xavier: BREAK HER!!

Kawajai: IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER!! TARAH NOVA’S SPINE BENDING LIKE A DAMN ACCORDION!! COME ON – THERE HAS TO BE SOME WAY TO GET INTO THAT CAGE; THESE MEN ARE GOING TO END HER GOD DAMN CAREER!!

(Xavier turns towards HRDO and James Shields as he walks over to the door of the cage. HRDO walks up the steps, the cage door the only thing that separates the two. )

Xavier: This doesn’t end… not until I say so.

(The camera zooms in on the face of Tarah Nova as she falls back down to the canvas in a heap. Her eyes are closed as blood continues to dribble from the side of her mouth onto the canvas. Caine reaches down and grabs a handful of her hair as Xavier crouches down into the corner.)

Kawajai: We’re forced to watch this – we’re forced to watch these savages… and there’s nothing that we can do. I hope they’re REALLY proud of themselves. I hope that they’re REALLY bask in the things that they’ve done tonight because I guarantee you that they’re going to pay for every second of it.

(Xavier drops his head as Caine holds the unconscious Tarah Nova on her knees before Xavier pulls himself upright with the help of the top rope. Xavier slowly pulls down his kneepad as Caine pulls her up onto her feet.)

Kawajai: We saw Xavier Williams do this to Jason Cage on Showdown a few weeks ago. He’s looking to drive that unprotected knee into the head of Tarah – don’t do it, Xavier. Have some decency about yourself; what happened to the man we used to see? Where’s the man that stood proud; where’s the man that the world looked at with hope?

(Tarah slowly opens her eyes as Xavier stands straight in front of her; Tarah defiantly spits in his face. Xavier wipes the blood away as the hint of a smile cross his face. Caine let’s go of Tarah and she drops back down to a knee, barely able to keep herself from falling back down to the canvas. Xavier lifts her back up as if he’s hugging her; Xavier closes his eyes as he whispers.)

Xavier: Die.

(Xavier let’s go of Tarah.)

Kawajai: ROLLING ELBOW to the head of Tarah Nova…

(Tarah’s knocked back into the arms of Kronin; Kronin pushes her back towards Xavier as he lifts her up onto his shoulders, turning towards both HRDO and James Shields.)

Kawajai: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH – COME ON!! GET THE GODDAMN CAGE UP!! NO!! GO TO SLEEP!! GO TO SLEEP WITH THAT UNPROTECTED KNEE!!

(Tarah plummets back down to the canvas as the crowd sits in silence. Xavier takes a deep breathe as he signals at Caine once more. Xavier begins to pace back and forth as Caine reaches down as drags Tarah back up onto her knees.)

Xavier: I DO NOT FORGET… I DO NOT FORGIVE.

(Xavier Williams grabs the arm of Tarah Nova.)

Xavier: The End.

Kawajai: NO, NO, NO – HE’S GOING TO BREAK HER ARM!! XAVIER WILLIAMS LOCKS IN THAT FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! COME ON – PLEASE!! NO!! I THINK… I THINK – IT HAS TO BE BROKEN!! OH MY GOD!! I THINK XAVIER WILLIAMS JUST BROKE THE ARM OF TARAH NOVA!! GOD DAMN IT!!

(Tarah Nova screams in pain as Xavier gets back to a knee, the hint of a smile crosses the face of Xavier as the Barbed Wire Steel Cage slowly begins to rise. Quality Control rushes the ring and takes both Xavier Williams and Caine Kronin down as both HRDO and Shields check on Tarah.)

Kawajai: This may have been the most reprehensible thing that I’ve seen throughout my time in this company. This woman has just been through one hell of a match between Eris LeCaVa and Madison Kaline. These men took pride in what they did tonight; Tarah Nova has taken one hell of a beating – her arm has to be seriously injured, most likely broken. The punishment they get will not fit the crime. They don’t deserve to lose their jobs; that’s the easy way out. These men should be forced to suffer.

(Quality Control begin to take the two men away as medical staff rush down the ramp with a stretcher.)

Mercer: I… I’m speechless.

(Xavier turns to look back at Tarah Nova as Quality Control drag him back. The Medical Staff place her on the stretcher as HRDO looks back at Xavier Williams with nothing but pure fury in his eyes. Xavier laughs as Quality Control push him through the curtain… camera fades to black. )

( Pain for Pride 9 commercial featuring the song: “Better Hide, Better Run” by The Glitch Mob. EAW Presents: Pain for Pride 9 LIVE! From Sun Life Stadium in Miami Florida Saturday and Sunday, July 1st and 2nd at 5pm EST! Witness The Event of a Lifetime! )

( The EAW Championship graphic appears on the screen )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is for the EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ….And, as per stipulation as voted by the EAW audience, if Kevin Devastation loses, HE MUST RETIRE FROM EAW!

Ring Announcer: And, I have been informed just now by James Shields …That this match will have NO count-outs and NO disqualifications! There MUST be a winner!

( ‘’Sympathy for the Devil’’ by Motorhead plays through the arena as the entire arena goes black and white fog begins to form around the stage, images of God can be seen on the LED screens )

( A shining light forms on the stage as Kevin Devastation makes his way down to the ring )

Ring Announcer: First, the challenger …From Paradise Island by way of Charlotte, North Carolina ..Weighing in at 285 pounds and standing in at 7 feet and 1 inch …HE IS ‘BIG SEXY’, ‘THE LONE LEGEND’ ….KEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN DEVAAASSSTAATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Ryder: It’s ALL or NOTHING tonight for Kevin Devastation broski! The fans have made their decision and Kevin’s career is on the line here, yes he may be coming out of retirement for this match but his contract will be terminated, he will NEVER be allowed to return to EAW if he loses here tonight. The relationship between Kevin and Vic may not have lasted long, Vic blamed Kevin for almost costing Vic the opportunity to win the EAW Championship at Reasonable Doubt next month and turned his back on Kevin and now …now he must fight for his career, for his LIFE, because, whether you like him or not, whether you love him or you hate him and I know PLENTY of people hate Kevin, THIS is his life.

Jake Mercer: And he IS going to have to fight and fight like it is his last battle because the man he is facing tonight; the EAW Champion Victor Vendetta is a DANGEROUS man. This man defeated Das Lannister AND Xavier Williams in back to back weeks in the summer, he defeated Ares Vendetta to BANISH him from Showdown, he defeated both Jamie O’Hara and Aren Mstislav to win that title that he currently holds. He broke Athena Vendetta’s neck by piledriving her on the stage. Victor is ruthless, Victor is merciless and he is nuts. There are NO rules tonight, this is going to be a WAR …

( ‘’Stroke God Millionaire’’ by Dance Gavin Dance plays throughout the arena as Victor Vendetta makes his way onto the stage, carrying the EAW Championship in his hand as he smirks, standing atop of the stage as he looks at Kevin Devastation. )

Ring Announcer: AND his opponent …He hails from New Orleans, weighing in at 256 pounds and standing in at 6 feet, 3 inches …HE IS YOUR ‘WRESTLING GOD’ ….THE REIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!! DEFEEEEEENNNNDDDDDIIIINGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! UNDDIIIIISSSSPUUUUUTEEEDDDD!!!!!!! E!!! A!!!!!!!!! W!!!!!!!!!!! CHAMPION OF THE WORLD …………VICTORRRRRRRRRRRRRR VENDETTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Ryder: Victor is a member of the Vendetta family and arguably, the most dangerous and he is the one with that world title, he may be losing in the size advantage but in the p—

Jake Mercer: HOLD YOUR HORSES MATT! KEVIN DEVASTATION SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND CHARGES UP THE RAMP!!! KEVIN ISN’T WAITING A MOMENT LONGER AS HE THROWS A FIST AT VIC! AND VIC THROWS ONE AT HIM! LEFTS AND RIGHTS FLYING ON THE RAMP!!! BUT VIC HAS THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP IN HIS HAND AND SMASHES IT INTO THE FACE OF KEVIN DEVASTATION!! Kevin stumbles down the ramp, clutching his face as the referee calls for the bell!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Matt Ryder: Vic isn’t letting up as he ONCE AGAIN SMASHES THAT CHAMPIONSHIP INTO THE FACE OF KEVIN!!! NO!!! KEVIN DEVASTATION WITH A BIG TIME BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE OF VIC!! ….Vic goes down but Kevin grabs him by the head and lifts him up as Kevin RAMS THE HEAD OF VIC RIGHT INTO THAT STEEL RINGPOST!! Vic staggers around the ringside area, clutching his head as Kevin comes and clubs Victor from behind! Kevin now grabs Victor and RAMS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! This isn’t good for Vic as he is groggy but Kevin isn’t letting up as he looks to RAM THE HEAD OF VIC INTO THOSE STEPS AGAIN!!! BUT VIC BLOCKS IT AND RAMS HIS ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF KEVIN!! Kevin stumbles backwards as Vic quickly CLOTHESLINES KEVIN OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD!!! Vic grabs onto the barricade, recovering from those steps/ringpost shots that have certainly rang his bell but Vic hops over the barricade and immediately grabs a chair as HE SWINGS IT INTO THE SPINE OF KEVIN DEVASTATION!!! AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! VIC VENDETTA JUST SWINGING THAT CHAIR RUTHLESSLY INTO THE SPINE OF KEVIN!! JUST SEVERAL RUTHLESS, VICIOUS CHAIR SHOTS FROM THE MOST DERANGED MAN IN THE VENDETTA FAMILY WHICH IS SAYING A LOT!

Jake Mercer: Kevin is down in the crowd and out of it here as Vic drops the chair, he’s watching Kevin struggle here, he hasn’t had a one on one match since October and this is only his second match since there, you have to wonder how prepared Kevin is for this …And Vic lifts Kevin up and where the hell is he bringing him?! Vic is dragging Kevin by the head up those stairs and lifts KD up — OH LORD!! VIC IS ATTEMPTING TO LIFT KD UP AND POWERBOMB HIM ONTO THE STAIRS!! NO!!! KD COUNTERS IT WITH A BACKBODY DROP AND SENDS VIC CRASHING RIGHT INTO A PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS!! VIC’S BODY JUST CRASHED AND BURNED INTO THOSE CHAIRS!!! KD goes down to a knee, he’s trying to regroup from those chair shots that he sustained by Victor as he gets to his feet, Vic is still down in those chairs as KD begins to lift Victor up as fans are moving away and — OH MY GOD!!!!!! DIVINE INTERVENTION!!!!!! THE JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB RIGHT INTO THE PILE OF CHAIRS!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!!! VICTOR JUST ONCE AGAIN CRASHED INTO THAT PILE OF STEEL CHAIRS!!!!! VIC IS OUT OF IT!!!! KD JUST WIPED OUT VICTOR VENDETTA ENTIRELY!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!! …KD now drags Victor down through the crowd, Vic is motionless here as KD brings him down to the ringside area and DUMPS him over the barricade, KD now looks underneath the ring and pulls out a steel chain! Vic is down on the floor and barely moving here, KD wraps that steel chain around his fist as Vic is using the apron to get onto his knees AS KD LOOKS FOR A PUNCH WITH THE STEEL CHAIN!!! NO!!! VIC CONNECTS WITH A LOW BLOW ON KD!!! KD doubles over in pain as Vic is getting back to his feet and he DRIVES KD FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!!! KD IS DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THAT STEEL RINGPOST!! KD IS BUSTED OPEN!!!

Matt Ryder: KD is staggered here by that ringpost and he walks a bit around to avoid Victor, who is groggy after being powerbombed into a pile of chairs but he grabs that steel chain from KD and wraps it around KD’s neck and the — the RING POST?! WHAT IS VIC VENDETTA DOING HERE?!! HE’S USING THE CHAIN TO CHOKE KD!!!! VIC IS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF KD HERE WITH THAT STEEL CHAIN!!! AND THIS IS SMART BY VIC AS WITH THE RINGPOST IN BETWEEN BOTH MEN, KD CANNOT DO ANYTHING TO PREVENT THIS, TYPICALLY PEOPLE WOULD TRY TO FLIP PEOPLE OVER THEIR SHOULDER OR SMASH ELBOWS INTO THEIR FACE BUT KD IS NOT ABLE TO DO EITHER OF THOSE TWO RIGHT NOW!!!! AND VIC IS REARING BACK ON THE CHAIN, PULLING IT FURTHER AS IT DRIVES AND PUSHES FURTHER INTO THE THROAT OF KD!!!! THE OXYGEN IS BEING CUT FROM KD HERE AS VIC IS STRANGLING HIM WITH THAT CHAIN!!!! THIS IS HARD TO WATCH!! KD IS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING HERE BUT IT’S TO NO USE!!! KD HAS DROPPED TO HIS KNEES, HE’S TRYING TO PULL THAT CHAIN FREE FROM HIS THROAT BUT IT’S NO USE, HE’S LOST WAY TOO MUCH OXYGEN HERE TO DO THAT!!! VIC IS ATTEMPTING TO CHOKE HIM OUT HERE AND HE IS ABOUT TO DO SO!!!! BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF THE MOUTH OF KD!!! THIS IS HORRIBLE!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!!! But …Vic lets go?! What the hell is he doing?!

Jake Mercer: What do you mean what he’s doing?! Obviously he wants to PUNISH KD even more, KD almost cost this man the opportunity to win the EAW Championship at Reasonable Doubt, he DIDN’T need KD to attack Lannister, Vic would have beaten him like he did before! …And Vic is looking underneath the ring and he pulls out a glass table! Vic slides that glass table into the ring! And Vic now looks underneath the ring again and he pulls out a rack of LIGHTTUBES! He slides them into the ring, Vic has some evil intentions here as KD is down on the floor and he’s struggling just to breathe here, KD has blood trickling down his face and coming out of his mouth …Vic walks over to KD and PRESSES HIS BOOT INTO THE THROAT OF KD!! VIC JUST PRESSING HIS BOOT INTO THE THROAT OF HIS FORMER MENTOR!! And Vic lets go as he rolls KD back into the ring, Vic slides in and he laughs as KD is struggling just to get to his feet, KD is attempting to lift himself to his feet, he is doing EVERYTHING in his power here to get back up and save himself and his career here but Vic positions the glass table and leans it up by the turnbuckle as he waits for KD, this isn’t going to end well …AND VIC WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF KD!!! VIC IS LOOKING FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!!!! NO!!!!! KD WITH ELBOWS TO THE FACE OF VIC!!!! KD SENDING SEVERAL ELBOWS INTO THE FACE OF KD!!!! KD FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE RIGHT HERE!!! KD IS FIGHTING FOR HIS CAREER AS HE SMASHES THOSE ELBOWS INTO THE FACE OF VIC!!! VIC STUMBLES BACKWARDS, RELEASING THE HOLD AS KD IS GROGGY BUT COMES FOR VIC!!!!!! SUPERKICK BY VIC CONNECTS!!!!!

Matt Ryder: NO!!!!! KD CATCHES THE LEG OF VIC AND PULLS HIM IN!!!!! CUT THROAT KILLING!!!!!! KD WITH THE LEG-TRAPPED CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! HOLY SHIT BROSKI!!!! KD JUST CHOKESLAMMED VICTOR VENDETTA INTO THE GLASS TABLE THAT WAS LEANED UP BY THE TURNBUCKLE!!! BROKEN SHARDS OF GLASS IS STICKING INTO THE SPINE, INTO THE SHOULDERS, INTO THE LEGS OF VIC!!!!! VIC IS SLUMPED BY THE TURNBUCKLE, IN THAT BROKEN WRECKAGE OF THE GLASS!!! AND KD NOW GRABS THE RACK OF LIGHT-TUBES AND SWEET CHRIST!!!! KD JUST SMASHES THAT RACK OF LIGHT-TUBES OVER THE HEAD OF VIC!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! VIC IS BUSTED OPEN AND HE’S BUSTED OPEN BIG TIME!!!! I’M LOST FOR WORDS!!!! VIC IS OUT OF IT!!!! VIC JUST WENT THROUGH A GLASS TABLE AND THEN HAD A RACK OF LIGHT-TUBES SMASHED OVER HIS HEAD!!!! HIS FACE IS ALREADY COVERED IN BLOOD, VIC IS PISSING BLOOD RIGHT NOW!!! GLASS IS CUTTING INTO HIS SPINE, SHOULDERS, LEGS AND NOW HIS HEAD!!! KD DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER AND PINS VIC!!!!!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …………TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! …….

Jake Mercer: VIC KICKS OUT!!!! WHAT ON EARTH HAVE WE JUST SEEN?! I’M STUNNED!! I’M ABSOLUTELY STUNNED! HOW IS VIC EVEN ALIVE?! KD IS JUST SLUMPED ON THE MAT AS VIC IS STILL PUMPING BLOOD FROM HIS HEAD! KD is on his knees and he’s just throwing fists into the face of Vic! KD is smashing fists into the face of Vic but Vic reaches out his arm and grabs one of the broken shards of glass and OH MY LORD!! VIC STABS KD IN THE FOREHEAD WITH THAT SHARD OF GLASS!! KD ROLLS OFF VIC AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!! VIC STABBED THAT GLASS INTO THE CUT OF KD AND IS CAUSING KD TO BLEED EVEN MORE!!! KD is down on the apron as Vic is crawling and Vic dumps himself out of the ring, Vic’s entire face is drenched in blood as he staggers here, glass is still piercing into the skin of the champion as he walks over towards our table and he RIPS off the covers and the monitors! How is Vic even standing right now?! He is surely just running on auto-pilot here as he walks around the table and THROWS MATT RYDER OUT OF HIS CHAIR! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!?!

( Jake Mercer takes a step back as Vic grabs the laptop of Matt Ryder and looks to use it as a weapon )

Jake Mercer: Vic has the laptop as KD is getting to his feet right now as VIC SMASHES THAT LAPTOP OVER THE HEAD OF KD!!! BUT NO!! MATT RYDER OUT OF NOWHERE TURNS VICTOR VENDETTA AROUND AND GETS RIGHT INTO HIS FACE! I DON’T THINK MATT IS BEST PLEASED ABOUT BEING THROWN FROM HIS CHAIR LIKE THAT AS VIC SMILES AND VIC SMASHES THE LAPTOP OVER THE HEAD OF MATT RYDER!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!? COME OFF IT! THE LAPTOP BREAKING INTO PIECES OVER THE HEAD OF MATT WHO GOES DOWN AND HE’S BUSTED OPEN, AS VIC LAUGHS TO HIMSELF BEFORE RIPPING OFF THE PROTECTION PADDING OFF THE FLOOR TO REVEAL THE CONCRETE AND VIC GRABS MATT, HOOKING BOTH OF HIS ARMS ….OH C’MON NO! PLEASE DON’T DO THIS VIC! PLEASE DON’T DO THIS! HOV!!!!! HOUSE OF VENDETTA!!!! VIC JUST NAILED THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER ON MATT RYDER ON THE CONCRETE!!!! OH MY GOD!!! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR, THAT WAS NOT NEEDED! MATT MAY HAVE BROKEN HIS NECK THANKS TO VICTOR AND FOR WHAT?? BECAUSE VIC WANTED HIS LAPTOP AS A WEAPON?? Guess I’ll be calling this by myself now …

Jake Mercer: Matt Ryder is MOTIONLESS on the floor, the man may have legitimately suffered a broken neck here as EMTs are rushing out as Vic, who is barely even able to stand or see with all of the blood pouring down his face, just laughs at the sight of Matt Ryder as the EMTs and doctors are checking on Matt and calling for a stretcher …BUT KD FROM BEHIND!!!! KD SWINGS A STEEL CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF THE EAW CHAMP!!!! REMEMBER, VIC STILL HAS SHARDS OF GLASS STUCK IN HIS SPINE AS KD JUST SWUNG THAT CHAIR INTO HIM!!!! VIC DROPS TO A KNEE AS KD ONCE AGAIN SWINGS THAT CHAIR INTO VIC’S SPINE!!!! BAH GAWD!!! Vic goes down as KD staggers and dumps the chair in the ring before looking underneath the ring and …PULLING OUT A ROLL OF BARBED WIRE!!! KD throws the barbed wire in the ring and he grabs Vic, rolling him back in as KD gets back in the ring, and Vic is trying to lift himself up here but KD rips off a part of that barbed wire as KD wraps the barbed wire around his fist as Vic is getting back to his feet, ever so slightly as KD SMASHES VIC IN THE FACE WITH THE BARBED WIRE!!! BARBED WIRE PUNCHES RIGHT TO THE FACE OF VIC!!!! VIC STAGGERED HERE AS KD KICKS HIM IN THE MID-SECTION — DIVINE INTERVENTION!!!! THE JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB!!! NO!!!! VIC DROPS TO HIS KNEES AGAIN AND GRABS THE ROLL OF BARBED WIRE, SMASHING THAT ROLL OF BARBED WIRE INTO THE GROIN OF KD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN NOW!!!

Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK AT THIS!!! AREN MSTISLAV IS RUNNING DOWN HERE!!! AREN SLIDES INTO THE RING, LOOKS AT BOTH MEN AND SMIRKS AS HE GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR IN THE RING AND …AREN MSTISLAV BEGINS UNLOADING THE CHAIR SHOTS ON VICTOR VENDETTA!! AREN AND VICTOR HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR MONTHS, AREN HAS MADE IT KNOWN FOR HIS INTENTIONS FOR THAT EAW CHAMPIONSHIP AND HE’S MADE IT KNOWN THAT HE IS SEEKING VENGEANCE ON BEHALF OF HIS MENTOR LANNISTER FOR THE BRUTAL ATTACK THAT ENDED THE CAREER OF THE PREVIOUS EAW CHAMPION! AND AREN SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO KD AS WELL, WHO WAS THE MAN WHO ATTACKED LANNISTER IN THE FIRST PLACE! AREN HOLDS BOTH OF THESE MEN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ATTACK AND HE’S SEEKING HIS VENGEANCE RIGHT HERE!!! AREN SENDING SEVERAL CHAIR SHOTS INTO BOTH KD AND VIC!!! AREN SENDING UNRELENTLESS SHOTS INTO BOTH VIC AND KD!!! NEITHER VIC OR KD ARE EVEN MOVING HERE!!! AND LOOK!!! JAMIE O’HARA IS NOW RUNNING DOWN HERE!!! JAMIE CHARGES INTO THE RING AS AREN SWINGS THE CHAIR RIGHT AT HIM!!! BUT JAMIE DUCKS AND TACKLES AREN MSTISLAV!!!! JAMIE AND AREN THROWING SHOTS AT EACH OTHER!!! AREN AND JAMIE ROLL OUT OF THE RING AND CONTINUE TO SEND SHOTS INTO EACH OTHER!!! LEFTS AND RIGHTS FLYING HERE AS THEY BRAWL UP THE RAMP!!! SECURITY IS TRYING TO SEPARATE BOTH MEN HERE ON THE RAMP!!! REMEMBER WE WILL SEE AREN MSTISLAV FACE JAMIE O’HARA TONIGHT IN AN IRONMAN MATCH AND THAT IS GOING TO BE A FIGHT!

Jake Mercer: But in the ring, BOTH KD and Vic are down and utterly motionless, both men are bleeding here and bleeding BADLY but James Shields made the announcement that there MUST be a winner, the referee cannot end this unless we have a clear winner …I’m not sure what we’re going to do here, both men have gone through a war here, they’ve destroyed each other AND my commentary partner and …It’s KD who is grabbing the ropes and using them to lift himself up here as KD staggers everywhere, I don’t think he even knows where he is as he grabs Vic and PULLS HIM IN!!!!! DIVINE INTERVENTION ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! THE JACK-KNIFE POWERBOMB ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! VIC HAS BEEN DRIVEN INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!! KD DROPS DOWN AND COVERS VIC!!!!!! HE’S DONE IT!!!!!!!!

ONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………….VIC KICKS OUT!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT!?!?!?!?!

Jake Mercer: KD IS STUNNED!!! KD IS DRENCHED IN BLOOD, HE’S BEATEN, HE’S BATTERED AND HE’S BEATEN AND BATTERED VICTOR BUT VIC STILL MANAGED TO KICK OUT ….HOW THE HELL DO YOU BEAT THIS GUY?! HOW DO YOU TAKE THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP OFF VICTOR?! KD HAS TO DO IT IF HE WANTS TO HAVE A CAREER IN EAW! KD JUST LOOKS LOST, I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS WHAT TO DO NOW! KD IS GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND HE LIFTS VIC UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS …CRUCIFIXATION!!!!! KD GOING FOR THE JUMPING TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!! NO!!!! VIC SLIDES OFF THE SHOULDER OF KD AND KD TURNS – SUPERKICK!!!!! VIC CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERKICK ON KD WHO IS STAGGERED AND VIC KICKS KD IN THE MID-SECTION AND DOUBLE HOOKS HIS ARMS …VIC IS LOOKING TO FINISH KD’S CAREER OFF WITH THE MOVE THAT HE ADOPTED FROM KD!! VIC LOOKING FOR THE HOV!!!! THE HOUSE OF VENDETTA!!! RIGHT ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER!!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, KD HAS BEEN DRIVEN INTO THE MAT!!!!! VIC WITH THE COVER!!!!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………..TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……….THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( “Stroke God, Millionaire hits )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE EAW CHAMPION …………..VICTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR VENDETTTTTTTTTTAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: WOW. What a WAR! Both men went to war tonight and it’s Victor Vendetta, with no help at all, came out on top.

Ring Announcer: And as per stipulations of the match …..KEVIN DEVASTATION MUST RETIRE.

Jake Mercer: And this is now the end of KD’s career, you may love him or you may hate him but he put up a fight tonight like a true warrior. But it is Vic who has come out on top, who the hell is going to be able to BEAT this man?

( Vic Vendetta rolls of the ring as he grabs the EAW Championship and laughs sadistically as KD is left motionless in the ring )

( Camera cuts to the outside of the arena garage, and it shows Quality Control escorting Xavier Williams and co. towards a police squad car following his assault on Tarah Nova. )

Mercer: It’s no secret that I’m not the biggest fan of the man; the things that he did nothing was almost unforgivable-

Kawajai: ALMOST UNFORGIVABLE?! THIS MAN DOES THIS AND YOU CALL IT ALMOST UNFORGIVABLE?!

Mercer: Stop looking at Tarah Nova as the victim here; you want to forget about what she did to the man back on Dynasty at the beginning of last year? You want to forget the fact that this woman watched as Lucian Black tried to end his career?

Kawajai: That doesn’t give the man the right to attempt to end her–

???: YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD—

(Heavy footsteps can be heard on the concrete floor as…)

Kawajai: OH MY GOD – YES!! IT’S DEDEDE!! I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE HAPPIER TO SEE THE MAN IN MY LIFE!! GET HIM!! GET THE BASTARD!!

(DEDEDE leaps through Quality Control and knocks Xavier back into the technical equipment behind him, but Quality Control quickly grabs DEDEDE and drags him away.)

DEDEDE: GET THE FUCK OFF ME! YOU’RE DEAD! YOU’RE FUCK DEAD!

(Xavier smiles as he’s loaded into the back of the police car; his teeth bloodstained after the shot from DEDEDE. DEDEDE is held back by Quality Control. The officer closes the door before getting into the car and beginning to drive off. The siren echo’s around the parking lot as the camera watches the car leave before fading to black.)

( COMMERCIAL BREAK )

(The camera transitions back into Sprint Center — as the camera reveals the structure that won the poll hanging above the ring; barbed wire steel cage… as dramatic music begins to play, and the cage lowers slowly to surround the ring.)

(Footage is shown of Brian Daniels capturing another victory over Zack Crash — when shortly after Scott Oasis charges into the ring, and he blindsides Brian Daniels when celebrating his World Heavyweight Championship retaining, and leaving Daniels knocked out after connecting with a Relapse punt kick… lifting the title in the air afterwards.)

Scott Oasis: This is the end of your run and come Saturday you’ll have to come to grips with it. Understand this simple fact. You’re the problem, Brian.

(Scott Oasis is then shown demanding a World Heavyweight Championship shot, but then scheduled in a match against Tig Kelly, in which he won to become the number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship — then right after his victory, he rolls to the outside and attempts to assault Brian Daniels, where the two would brawl through the crowd and out of the arena.)

Brian Daniels: And defeating you? It’ll just mark the milestone, and my success will progress to become the greatest success story in history. 224 days. 7 months, and eleven days. Everlasting.

(The following week the two end up having a contract signing between the two, but the two are very silent… and ends up exploding when Brian Daniels this times takes the advantage, when he dives over the table, and brawls once again with Scott Oasis, as it ends up with Brian Daniels getting the upper hand when he leaves Scott Oasis out cold with a Caustic Echo to end his night.)

Scott Oasis: You’re clinging on to your reign but it’s no use because you won’t be able to hold on much longer. You will fall, that’s how it is meant to be isn’t it?

(At the final Dynasty… Scott Oasis abandons Brian Daniels in what was set to be a tag team match against MX-13, so Brian Daniels then takes both men out, ending the match by making Troy Ace submit to The Fourth Seal — but his victory celebration was cut short once again, when Scott Oasis interrupted by attacking Brian Daniels once again. And this time the fight between the two gets so intense, that security is forced away from each other by security.)

Brian Daniels: You simply cannot speak so boldly, and imply that you will slay the dragon, but you can only cheat death so many times… you’ll soon realize when the fire engulfs you, and the dragon effortlessly eats you alive.

(The scenario is then set where there’s a knight, holding a bright torch in his left hand… and a sharp great sword in his right — he proceeds to move forward into the cage, where green eyes are seen opening in the darkness. The knight then realizes the presence of the dragon, and the knight drops the torch to reveal the dragon’s enormous body… he charges at the dragon head on with his sword armed in hand, and the dragon opens his mouth… and begins to spit fire, as the screen is engulfed in fire.)

(The camera then transitions back into the Sprint Center arena… as “Bad Guy” by Eminem plays loudly throughout the arena, as Scott Oasis enters through the curtains, wearing black and white themed attire — his face appears to be very focused, as his eyes don’t leave the direction of the barbed wire steel cage.)

Ring Announcer: This following main event match is scheduled for ONE FAALLLLLL!!!… AND IT IS FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIIPPPP!!!… INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM BALTIMORE, MARYLAND! WEIGHING IN AT 260 POOOOOOOOOOOOOUNNNDSSSS!!!… “THE ICEMAN”… SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OASSSSISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Deadprez: IT’S FINALLY HERE, THE MOMENT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! IT’S TIME FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH BETWEEN SOME OF THE MOST BITTER RIVALS TO EVER DISAGREE WITH ONE ANOTHER IN RECENT DATES! Scott Oasis is walking into this match with the strongest mindset of them all, he specifically has stated that he will exit this match unscratched, and unscathed! He promises that he will fulfill his promise in dethroning Brian Daniels as the World Heavyweight Champion tonight, and who knows? He could be the one to end the marvelous reign that Brian Daniels has made for himself…

(Scott Oasis enters the ring through the steel cage door, and walking back to his own corner — leaning back, and watching out toward the stage.)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent…

“The sky above me, the earth below me, the fire within me… DRAGONBORN.”

(Fire shoots up from the stage, as “Dragonborn” by Jeremy Soule begins to play… the crowd drowns the music with deafening cheers, as Brian Daniels walks through the fire, with the World Heavyweight Championship strapped around his waist, he wears red and black dragon themed attire.)

Ring Announcer: FROM NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK! WEIGHING IN AT 215 POOOOOOOOOOUNDSSS!!!!… “THE DRAGONBORN”… AND HE IS THE LONGEST REIGNING EAW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOORLDDDDDDDDDD!!!!… BRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAN DANNNNNNNNNNIEEELLLLLLLLLLSSSSSS!!!

Stew: AND HERE COMES THE DRAGONBORN! THE LONGEST REIGNING WORLD CHAMPION, BEATING THE FORMER HOLDER OF THAT TITLE BY A MERE FEW DAYS… STILL A HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT TO ACHIEVE IN ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING! Can you imagine everything this guy has had to go through throughout his entire EAW career? He must feel thrilled to be at the position he’s at, with every defense behind him, he looks ahead to continue this reign, and end the dream that Scott Oasis has to be World Heavyweight Champion…

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: THIS MATCH IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! AND THIS IS SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO BECOME ONE YOU WILL SOON NEVER FORGET… These two determined, gold driven, and frenzied elitists are locked within this steel structure, and there’s no way out of it — unless you’re willing to tear your flesh to shreds! AND HERE WE GO, SCOTT OASIS AND BRIAN DANIELS CHARGE AT ONE ANOTHER, AND THEY’RE UNLOADING WITH FISTS, KICKS, FOREARMS, AND MULTIPLE STRIKE VARIATIONS! Oasis is getting the better half of Daniels here, with that clear strength advantage… wildly throwing his fists into Daniels head! BUT Daniels responds with some LOUD snap kicks to Oasis’ legs! Trying to wear each other down early on, AND OASIS GRABS DANIELS BY THE HEAD EFFORTLESSLY… AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE STEEL STRUCTURE! DANIELS COLLIDES WITH THE CAGE!

Stew: Daniels grasps at his lower back, and Oasis THRUSTS DANIELS BACK INTO THE CAGE AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! The World Heavyweight Champion is really taking a beating here, BUT DANIELS FIRES OFF AGAINST OASIS WITH A VICIOUS HEADBUTT! THERE’S A SECOND ONE TO FOLLOW IT UP! AND A THIRD HEADBUTT! Oasis stumbles backwards in a groggy state— AND DANIELS USES THIS MOMENT TO SPRING OFF THE ROPES! ASAI MOONSAULT EXECUTED NICELY ONTO SCOTT OASIS! Oasis is taken down, as Daniels relives some good ol’ high flying memories right there!

Deadprez: Brian Daniels pushes himself back to a vertical stance, while Oasis rolls to his stomach, and begins pushing himself back up in a hurry to rise back up, he’s at a knee! AND DANIELS RUSHES OFF THE ROPES! HE COMES SPRINTING BACK TO MEET SCOTT OASIS WITH A KINGSLAYER! A KINGSLAYER! THAT MODIFIED AXE KICK IN A SHINING WIZARD FORM! And Oasis is forced back down to the canvas, and Daniels has gotten the early advantage on Oasis already! Daniels is performing an extra aggressive rate tonight, there’s a lot riding on his shoulders if he wishes to continue being the longest reigning World Champion in history!

Stew: And Daniels wastes NO TIME here, he continues to play on the offensive side of this match… as he lifts Oasis back onto his feet by his head— AND DIRECTS HIM RIGHT INTO THE CAGE HEAD FIRST! SMASHING OASIS’ HEAD INTO THE STEEL OVER AND OVER AND OVER! DANIELS IS RELENTLESS HERE! HE’S LOOKING FOR BLOOD! BUT OASIS! OASIS THROWS HIS HANDS UP, HOLDING ONTO THE CAGE TO PREVENT HIS HEAD BEING SHOVED INTO IT… AND THROWS AN ELBOW BACK AT DANIELS HEAD! Oasis trying to get himself back into this match!

Deadprez: Oasis clocks Daniels with multiple elbow strikes backwards at the head, managing to loosen the grip Daniels has on him! AND OASIS TRANSITIONS HIMSELF TO SET UP WHAT APPEARS TO BE A GERMAN SUPLEX! AND HE DOES! OVERHEAD GERMAN SUPLEX RIGHT RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STRUCTURE! DANIELS SPINE SMASHES INTO IT, AND HE LANDS AWKWARDLY DOWN BETWEEN THE ROPES! Oasis takes his time to rest up, but not much! He directs his attention back to Daniels immediately… pulling him out of the ropes! AND PROCEEDS TO PULL HIM UP AND WHIP HIM INTO THE CORNER!

Stew: HERE COMES OASIS! THE ICEMAN DARTS RIGHT AFTER DANIELS… AND DEAR LORD! WHAT A HUGE SUPERMAN PUNCH TO A CORNERED BRIAN DANIELS! BRIAN DANIELS EATS OASIS KNUCKLES! Daniels slumps sideways on the ropes, the only thing that’s keeping him standing… and Oasis starts to lift him up the corner! Oasis managing to get Daniels in a seated position on the top rope! And he lifts Daniels up alongside with him, back to a vertical stance — holding onto the cage for balance! AND OASIS PIERCES DANIELS IN THE STOMACH WITH A SHARP KNEE! AND OASIS IS SETTING HIM UP…

Deadprez: SUPERPLEX? WAIT, NO… NO… NO! OASIS… OASIS HAS HIM SET UP FOR THE BRAINBUSTER! THE BRAINBUSTER! HE’S GOING FOR A TOP ROPE BRAINBUSTER! AND DANIELS STRUGGLING, TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE GRIP— BUT IT’S TOO LATE! IT’S FAR TOO LATE! OASIS CONNECTS WITH THE TOP ROPE BRAINBUSTER, BUT DANIELS HEAD LANDS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! AND DANIELS FLOPS BACKWARDS ONTO THE MAT! DANIELS HOLDING ONTO HIS NECK, AS IT SEEMS OASIS HAS DONE SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE! AND OASIS HOOKS DANIELS LEG INTO A PIN ATTEMPT! WE MIGHT HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AFTER THAT DEADLY BRAINBUSTER!

ONEEEEEE!!!!… TWOOOOOOO!!!!…

Stew: NO, NO! DANIELS IS ABLE TO KICK OUT! HOW? Oasis looks absolutely astonished by this, and I can’t say I’m not either! Oasis appears to be enraged, but begins to BEAT hist fists into Daniels skull! Those fists smashing into Daniels head so ferociously! And Oasis slowly lifts Daniels up by his hair… DANIELS WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST OF OASIS! BUT OASIS FIRES BACK WITH QUICK FISTS! DANIELS FIRES BACK WITH SNAP KICKS! HE’S OVERWHELMING OASIS NOW WITH THOSE KICKS… But Oasis with a HUGE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! AND FOLLOWS IT UP BY WHIPPING DANIELS TO THE ROPES!

Deadprez: BACK COMES DANIELS… AND DEAR LORD! WHAT A VIOLENT DROPKICK DELIVERED TO THE CHEST OF SCOTT OASIS! THE FORCE DRIVES OASIS BACK INTO THE ROPES! And Daniels rushes back to his feet, AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES! ANOTHER DEADLY DROPKICK DELIVERED TO OASIS! OASIS CRASHES BACK INTO THE CAGE, AND DANIELS IS AT IT AGAIN! HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES… ANOTHER DROPKICK TO OASIS! AND OASIS IS WOBBLY, DANIELS BACK TO HIS FEET! DANIELS LOOKING LIKE A MADMAN, A FRENZIED BEAST! HE CHARGES OFF THE ROPES ONE MORE TIME…

Stew: AND OASIS ATTEMPTS TO BURST OUT RUNNING AFTER DANIELS… BUT IT’S TOO LATE! THE VALAR MORGHULIS CONNECTS CLEANLY ACROSS THE FACE! THAT VICIOUS KNEE SWEPT OASIS RIGHT OFF HIS FEET! Daniels quickly changed the pace of this match with that sudden burst of energy that came out of the blue! Daniels taking enough time to rest, running his right hand through his hair… he looks over toward Oasis, who’s holding onto his head while he lays flat on the mat, and Daniels sets his eyes on the corner— oh no! He’s not thinking? He is! Brian Daniels pushes himself back up, and hurries over to the corner!

Deadprez: Scott Oasis is taking plenty of time recovering from the Valar Morghulis, and Daniels is climbing quickly to the top rope! AND HE STANDS STRAIGHT UP… LOOKING STRAIGHT DOWN AT THE STILL DOWNED OASIS! OH MY GOD… DANIELS LEAPS AND SOARS ACROSS THE RING!!! DIVING HEADBUTT… CONNECTS! IT CONNECTS! DANIELS DRIVES HIS HEAD INTO OASIS’! DANIELS TAKES THE RISK, AND HE SUCCEEDS! Daniels grasps at his head, as he pulls himself up slowly using the ropes, and leans against the cage while he takes heavy breathes… this is a desperate man, this is a man who’s fighting to stay as the longest reigning World Champion in EAW history!

Stew: And it seems Daniels is now using this resting time to measure Oasis up! He’s calling for Oasis to get back to his feet, he’s shouting loudly at him! Scott is trying his best to get back up, he’s managed to get himself to his hands and feet, crawling to the ropes, and uses them as leverage to stand up— AND DANIELS SCRAMBLES BEHIND HIM! AND HE HOOKS OASIS’ ARMS IN… DRAGON SUPLEX!!! THE DRAGON SUPLEX CONNECTS! AND OASIS’ BODY BENDS SO ODDLY BACKWARDS, BUT DANIELS KEEPS HIS GRIP ON OASIS! AND HE LIFTS HIS BODY WEIGHT BACK UP… AND HE TRANSITIONS IT INTO THE TIGER SUPLEX! HE FLIPS OASIS BACKWARDS… AND CONNECTS WITH A TIGER SUPLEX! WOW! WHAT A COMBINATION OF MOVES! AND HE HOOKS THAT TIGER SUPLEX INTO A PIN ATTEMPT!

ONEEEEEEE!!!!… TWOOOOOOO!!!!!…

Deadprez: OASIS BREAKS OUT OF THE PIN! HE BREAKS OUT! Daniels rolls to his side, looking toward the referee, and parting his hair to the side… while Oasis rolls out onto the apron, wedging himself between the bottom rope, and the cage. Brian Daniels just KNOWS it’s going to take a whole lot more to defeat Oasis, it’s going to take everything he has, but he wants to make an example out of him! And Daniels makes his way back over to Oasis, lifting his body up between the ropes and cage! AND DANIELS STARTS THROWING THE BACK OF OASIS SKULL INTO THE STEEL CAGE MULTIPLE TIMES! DANIELS LOOKS INTENSE, HIS EYES LOOK THAT OF A POSSESSED MAN! AND HE SPINS OASIS TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD, AND SCRAPES OASIS FACE ALL OVER THE CAGE!

Stew: AND DANIELS WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND OASIS UPPER BODY… AND OH MY GOODNESS! THE ELEVATION OF THAT OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX BACK INTO THE RING WAS INSANE! OASIS IS ON A BRUTAL END OF A WORLD CHAMPION BEATING! AND DANIELS KIPS TO HIS FEET! HE’S SHAKING HIS HEAD, HE’S LOOKING WILD! AND DANIELS GRABS A HANDFUL OF OF OASIS HAIR… AND DEAR LORD, DRAGS HIM ACROSS THE RING BY HIS HAIR! And Daniels pulls, AND THROWS Oasis into the corner… Daniels corners himself into the opposite turnbuckle, and he pauses momentarily…

Deadprez: THERE HE GOES! THERE GOES DANIELS AS HE TAKES OFF IN A SPRINT AT OASIS IN THE CORNER! STARKILLER! THE RUNNING BIG BOOT TO HIS CORNERED OPPOSITION, STARKILLER— WAIT, OASIS WITH A SUDDEN SECOND WIND, THROWS HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY! AND DANIELS LEG GETS CAUGHT UP ON THE TOP ROPE, AND HIS FOOT WEDGED BETWEEN THE CAGE CORNER! He’s trapped, he’s got nowhere to go… and this is going to give Oasis such a perfect chance to start fighting back again! Daniels struggles to pull his leg off the rope, BUT OASIS LIFTS DANIELS ONTO HIS SHOULDERS; RIPPING THE FOOT OUT OF THE WEDGE, IN A REVERSE FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION! AND DROPS DANIELS ON HIS BACK FOR A SAMOAN DROP!

Stew: Oasis finds his way back into this match, and what a way to do it! Oasis rolls on his stomach, staring at Daniels who’s holding onto his ribs…. then slowly rises to his hands and knees, staring sadistically at Daniels as he climbs back to a vertical posture! And Oasis sight sets from Daniels, to the top of the cage?! What he he thinking, he’s not going to be able to escape… huh?! Oasis approaches the cage, and begins to climb the cage very exhaustively, but he’s made his way up to where the barbed wire encircles the top of the cage… AND WHAT?! OASIS IS RIPPING THE BARBED WIRE FROM THE CAGE, AND WRAPPING IT AROUND HIS FIST!!! HIS ARM, AND HAND PIERCING BY THE SHARP EDGES OF THE BARBWIRE!

Deadprez: He’s fighting through the pain, he’s got something sadistic intended for this usage of the barbwire! And Oasis drops, unwrapping, and pulling the barbwire out of his arm, shouting in extreme pain! And Daniels is pulling himself up using the ropes, BUT OASIS! DEAR HEAVEN ALMIGHTY… OASIS USES THE BARBED WIRE STRIP HE PULLED OFF THE CAGE LIKE A WHIP, AND SLASHES DANIELS ACROSS THE BACK! MULTIPLE TIMES! DANIELS CRIES OUT IN PAIN, AND OASIS IS LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC! HE DOES NOT CARE! BLOOD STARTS TRICKLING DOWN DANIELS BACK, AS THE BARBWIRE OPENS UP MULTIPLE CUTS! HE’S USING THE STIPULATION THE FANS VOTED TO HIS ADVANTAGE! HE TOLD DANIELS HE WOULDN’T WIN THIS MATCH! AND OASIS WRAPS THE BARBWIRE AROUND HIS FISTS, COMING BEHIND DANIELS…

Stew: AND OASIS BEGINS TO POUND HIS BARBWIRE FIST INTO DANIELS FOREHEAD! ONE FIST AFTER ANOTHER! HE’S RAPIDLY DRIVING HIS BARBWIRE FIST INTO HIS HEAD! THE INSANITY OF THIS MAN MEETS NO END! AND HE’S CUT UP DANIELS HEAD SO MUCH WITH EACH FIST FORCING BARBWIRE INTO HIS FLESH AND SKIN, HE’S GOT HIM BLEEDING FROM MULTIPLE CUTS FROM THE HEAD, MUCH LIKE HIS BACK! HE’S BEATING DANIELS DOWN TO A BLOODY PULP! HE’S A RELENTLESS MONSTER! Oasis FINALLY letting up on this massacre of a brutal beating… to rip the barbwire from his own flesh, and tosses it to the side!

Deadprez: BUT OASIS IMMEDIATELY TURNS DANIELS LIFELESS BODY AROUND! AND CONNECTS WITH A STIFF KICK TO THE STOMACH, AND PULLS DANIELS IN! OH, OH NO… OASIS LIFTS DANIELS BODY UPWARDS! AND HE DROPS HIM ON HIS DAMNED HEAD WITH THAT PERFECTLY EXECUTED PILEDRIVER! HE GOT HIM! THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT I’M TELLING YOU! HE GOT DANIELS WITH THE PILEDRIVER, AND HE’S ABOUT TO WIN THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP WITH THIS PIN! OASIS HOOKS THE LEG FOR SAFETY PRECAUTION…

ONEEEEE!!!!… TWOOOOOOOO!!!!… THREEE…

Stew: DANIELS THROWS THE SHOULDER UP! DANIELS THROWS THE SHOULDER UP! HE’S STILL IN THIS! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CONTINUES TO SURVIVE! Oasis looks at the referee, AND SCREAMS IN OUTRIGHT ANGER AT HIM! OASIS BELIEVES HE HAD THE MATCH WON! HE THOUGHT HE ENDS TO IT! AND HE’S IN THE REFEREE’S FACE, SHOUTING AT HIM! AND GRABS HIM BY THE COLLAR! SCREAMING IN HIS FACE!

Scott Oasis: (shouting) YOU WILL NOT HELP THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A WORLD CHAMPION WIN! YOU HEAR ME? HUH? YOU WILL COUNT TO THREE THIS TIME…

Deadprez: Oasis lets go of the referee after demanding— WHOA, DANIELS! DANIELS ROLLS UP OASIS! DANIELS ROLLS HIM UP! WHAT, WHERE DID THIS COME FROM!?!

ONEEEEE!!!!… TWOOOO!!!!…

Stew: AND OASIS QUICKLY KICKS OUT OF IT! HE GETS OUT OF IT! AND EACH OF THEM DO THEIR BEST TO RUSH BACK TO A VERTICAL STANCE… AND CAUSTIC ECHO! THE CAUSTIC ECHOOOOO! A LAST DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO END THIS MATCH! THE BOOT VICIOUSLY STRIKES OASIS’ TEMPLE, AND HIS BODY FALLS LIKE A TREE BEING CUT DOWN! DANIELS, BLOODIED, BEATEN… SLUMPS OVER OASIS FOR THE PIN!

ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Deadprez: HUH… WHAT?! OASIS, HE… HE KICKED OUT JUST AS THE REFEREE’S HAND WAS ABOUT TO SLAP THE MAT FOR THE THREE COUNT! I CAN’T… I CANNOT, THERE’S NO WAY. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! OASIS KICKS OUT OF THE CAUSTIC ECHO, AND DANIELS… DANIELS EYES TELL A MILLION STORIES OF DISBELIEF! These two have battles it out, and they’ve used this structure to their advantage, but neither of them are willing to cave into defeat… Daniels very slowly starts to pull himself together, and picks Oasis lifeless body up to a vertical stance, leaning Oasis back onto the cage…

Stew: Daniels… unusually looking at the strip of barbed wire that was ripped from the top of the cage, and he makes his way over to it… AND STARTS WRAPPING THE BARBED WIRE AROUND HIS RIGHT KICK PAD! SHADES OF HIS FORMER FRIEND AND MENTOR, ROBBIE V! HE STALKS OASIS, WHO’S STILL LEANED AGAINST THE CAGE… THIS AND UNLEASHES WITH THOSE RAPID KICKS! AND THE BARBED WIRE SINKS DEEP INTO OASIS’ CHEST! SLICING HIS CHEST OPEN, ALLOWING BLOOD TO SLOWLY POUR OUT OF THE CUTS… But with each swing of the leg, you can see how weak they become, with the blood loss!

Deadprez:: AND OASIS SHOVES DANIELS BACKWARDS! HE STILL HAS ENERGY STORED WITHIN HIM… AND OASIS USES THE ROPES TO BURST OUT AFTER DANIELS FOR A CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL— NO! DANIELS DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND RUSHES TO THE CAGE! AND HE RUNS UP THE CAGE WITH HIS RIGHT FOOT, USING THE STEEL STRUCTURE IN SUCH A UNIQUE WAY… AND CONNECTS WITH A CAUSTIC ECHO MID-AIR ON THE PUSH OFF OF THE CAGE!

Stew: HE GOT THE CAUSTIC ECHO FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH! OASIS DROPS BACKWARDS, ABSOLUTELY LOOKING OLD OUT! HIS DREAMS, HIS HOPES OF BEING WORLD CHAMPION AND ENDING THE LONGEST REIGN IS SOON COMING TO AN END, AS THE BLOODY DANIELS DROPS OVER OASIS FOR THE COVER!!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Deadprez: I DON’T KNOW HOW, AND I DON’T KNOW WHY… BUT OASIS CONTINUES TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN AND AGONY WITH THAT KICK OUT! ANOTHER… I REPEAT, ANOTHER CLOSE CALL WITH THAT CAUSTIC ECHO! I think Daniels is starting to realize he may have underestimated Oasis just a bit, but I don’t think Daniels cares! Daniels gets to a knee, wiping the blood out from his eyes, and shakes his head in a frenzy! In a hurry, he picks Oasis up— BUT OASIS SPITS IN DANIELS FACE! WHAT DISRESPECT! BUT DANIELS RETALIATES WITH A SLAP TO OASIS’ FACE! AND ANOTHER SLAP TO HIS FACE! DANIELS WON’T TAKE HIS DISRESPECT!

Stew: BUT WHAT A LOW BLOW… WHAT A DAMN LOW BLOW! LITERALLY, OASIS SHOVES HIS KNEE BETWEEN DANIELS’ LEGS, AND DANIELS IS TAKEN TO TO HIS KNEES! Daniels looks up to Oasis, but Oasis takes off to a sprint against the ropes! AND HE COMES REBOUNDING BACK AT DANIELS…. RUNNING DRIVE BY KICK TO THE BACK OF DANIELS SKULL! DANIELS FALLS STOMACH FLAT ON THE CANVAS, but Daniels doesn’t want to stay down! He’s trying to push himself up to his hands and knees, but Oasis easily notices and backs himself into a corner… he’s waiting, he’s stalking his prey!

Deadprez: Oasis is feeling it in his bones, he can see the victory right before his eyes… and he knows where he’s going with this, and everyone else does too! The fans are on their feet, and they’re anticipating— Daniels is now to his hands and knees! AND OASIS RUSHES OUT OF THE CORNER, AND HE CHARGES AT DANIELS FULL SPEED… THE RELAPSE PUNT KICK! THE RELAPSE PUNT KICK! OASIS JUST PUNTED DANIELS BLOODY DAMN HEAD IN! AND OASIS DOESN’T END THERE, HE STOMPS HIS BOOT MULTIPLE TIMES INTO DANIELS FACE! SMASHING IT INTO HIS NOSE! BEFORE HE GOES FOR THE COVER, HE’S GOT IT! HE’S GOT IT! I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’VE JUST WITNESSED!

ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!…. THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Stew: … Daniels, DANIELS KICKS OUT!? HE KICKED OUT!? HOW… I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND IT! I REALLY DON’T UNDERSTAND IT! THESE TWO ARE INSANE, AND THEY WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL THEMSELVES THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! AND THEY’RE GOING THE EXTRA MILE TO DO SO! Oasis looks worn to pieces, it’s almost as if he’s breaking the boundary to even continue in this match… Oasis rolls onto his spine, staring at the arena ceiling, he has to be thinking; pushing himself up to a seated position, then back to his feet! And Oasis walks back to the corner again, looking down to the turnbuckle, and it seems he’s speaking to himself…

Deadprez: AND OASIS SPINS AROUND ON A DIME! HE STARES DOWN AT DANIELS! THE MAN HE WANTS TO KILL! THE MAN HE WANTS TO DETHRONE! AND HE WANTS TO CONNECT WITH THIS RELAPSE PUNT KICK ONE MORE TIME! I THINK, HE THINKS… HE BELIEVES HE CAN END IT HERE! HE’S SHOUTING, HE’S SCREAMING, HE WANTS THIS TO BE OVER WITH! HE’S PREPARING HIMSELF, HE’S READYING HIMSELF… WAIT, WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS?! WHO…

(The camera redirects itself from the ring, aiming up to the ceiling where a person is descending downwards on a rope; wearing a ski mask, and crowd control police armor, with a police baton in his one hand…)

Stew: WHO THE HELL IS THIS!? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE… THIS PERSON, THIS MYSTERIOUS PERSON HIDING UNDERNEATH A SKI MASK HAS DESCENDED FROM THE RAFTERS TO GET IN THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CAGE!

(Scott Oasis looks oddly at the man, who’s staring him dead in the face… swinging the police baton around, in a threatening way toward Scott Oasis.)

Deadprez: What does he want?! And what does he want to do with Scott Oasis?! And Daniels is finally picking himself back up, using the ropes for leverage, as he slowly pulls himself back up—

(The man takes one more look at Scott Oasis, and then he looks back at Brian Daniels—)

Stew: WHAT? OH MY GOD! MY MY… THIS PERSON TURNS AROUND AND BEGINS TO BEAT THE POLICE BATON INTO BRIAN DANIELS’ VULNERABLE BODY! HE’S BEATING INTO RIBS, HIS CHEST, HIS ARMS, HIS HEAD! HE’S BASHING AND BEATING THE POLICE BATON INTO DANIELS BODY! AND THIS MAN IS VICIOUSLY, RELENTLESSLY BRUTALIZING DANIELS WITH THAT POLICE BATON! AND DANIELS IS LAID OUT…

(The man drops the police baton, lifting his hands to his mask while he looks down to Brian Daniels… and removes the mask.)

Deadprez: THAT’S… THAT’S ZACK CRASH! IT’S ZACK CRASH! WHAT IN GOD’S NAME IS HE DOING OUT HERE! HE HAD HIS SHOT AS RISING TIDE! HE HAD IT… BUT WHAT’S THE MEANING OF THIS?!

(A grin forms upon the face of Zack Crash, as he turns back to Scott Oasis… he looks him in the eyes, and Scott Oasis forms a smile upon his face as well, as both share a laugh — and then shake hands, as they meet in the middle of the ring.)

Stew: ARE WE WITNESSING THE NEWEST MEMBER INTO OMERTA? IS THIS A NEW ALLIANCE BETWEEN THE TWO… AND OASIS APPROACHES DANIELS ONCE MORE, LIFTING HIS HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS! DIRECTING HIM TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING… AND LIFTS HIM UP! AND DROPS HIM DOWN FLAT ON HIS HEAD WITH HIS DEADLY PILEDRIVER! DANIELS GOES DOWN WITH A PILEDRIVER, AS HE THEN PROCEEDS TO COVER… BUT THE REFEREE SEEMS HESITANT TO EVEN GO FOR THE PIN!

(Zack Crash’s face turns from happy, from angered instantly… as he grabs the referee by the throat firmly, and shouts at him.)

Zack Crash: YOU WILL COUNT THIS PIN! YOU UNDERSTAND ME? DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A CAREER AS A REFEREE?! YOU PIN, RIGHT… NOW.

Deadprez: ZACK CRASH IS THREATENING THE REFEREE NOW! AND THE REFEREE LOOKS FEARFUL FOR HIS LIFE… AS CRASH RELEASES HIS CHOKE HOLD ON HIM, AND THE REFEREE TAKES A MOMENT — AND GOES DOWN FOR THE PIN!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!…

Stew: NO! NOT THIS WAY! NOT THIS WAY! WHY? WHY???

(The referee looks back up to Zack Crash, with intense fear in his eyes…)

Zack Crash: DO IT! NOW!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: … SCOTT OASIS… HE DID IT! SCOTT OASIS IS THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, BUT AT WHAT COSTS?!

(“Bad Guy” by Eminem plays immediately following the victory — as Scott Oasis rises to his feet, receiving an enormous negative reaction from the crowd, then walking over to Zack Crash and those two exchange a hug, after the referee opens the cage door… taking the World Heavyweight Championship into his grasp, but yet again becomes very hesitant on handing it over to Scott Oasis, but Crash RIPS the title from his hand, and hands it to Scott Oasis — and Scott Oasis lifts the World Heavyweight Championship pridefully.)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEWWWWWWWWWW… WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONNNNNNNN!!!!… SCOTTTTTTTTTTT OASSSSISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Deadprez: I honestly… don’t know how to feel about this victory right now, but one thing is for certain — SCOTT OASIS HAS ENDED THE LONGEST REIGNING WORLD CHAMPION IN ALL OF EAW HISTORY! THE REIGN IS OVER! DANIELS IS DETHRONED!

Stew: How can Scott Oasis take any sort of pride in this match?! He didn’t even win the World Championship BY HIMSELF! HE’S CLEARLY ALIGNED HIMSELF WITH THE CANCER OF EAW; ZACK CRASH, AND APPARENTLY IS APART OF OMERTA! How can anyone celebrate this victory? Daniels was ROBBED of his World Heavyweight Championship, and correct me if I’m wrong… I’m going to put as much money as I can to say that Omerta will do their very best to protect Oasis from the wrath of Daniels once he’s fully healed from this match!

Deadprez: I don’t doubt that Brian Daniels WILL want revenge, and he will want answers, but the one thing we can focus on right now is that Scott Oasis IS the World Heavyweight Champion… despite how he won it, he got the job done as he promised. I don’t respect it, because I don’t respect Zack Crash as much as Oasis does, but who does on this roster? I guess the rise of Omerta is only beginning… is this the beginning to the rise of Zack Crash in power once more?

Stew: If so, God help us all…

(The barbed wire steel cage begins to lift up from the ring, as Zack Crash raises Scott Oasis hand in victory — and Scott Oasis lifts the World Heavyweight Championship high into the air with the free hand, the two continue to celebrate the victory together…)

( 15 Minute Intermission )

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WWEFan: I’m already getting goosebumps, Stew! Another absolutely CRUCIAL bout in this war EAW fights with Hexa-gun tonight as the team of the Heart Break Boy and The Pizza Boy have found themselves at the doorstep of the Tag Team Champions, Drake Jaeger and Tiberius Jones!

Stew: After Eris LeCava managed to retain her Vixens Championship earlier in the night, this match is as crucial as it gets, Fan, EAW is losing the battle and they NEED to get it back on level ground with a win here, and I’m sure the Heart Break Boy and The Pizza Boy will have no problem in pursuing that! This is a match that people have been wanting to see for a while now and after Tiberius and Drake showed up on Dynasty a few weeks back, mocking the two men who will challenge them tonight, beating them down, and using them as mere examples to the rest of the roster – it’s safe to say there’s no love lost between these two sides. They hate each other to their very cores and both teams are gonna do everything in their power to walk out of here with the Tag Team Championships and a victory for their side!

(Camera cuts back to the ring in the Sprint Center)…

(“Paul Revere” by The Beastie Boys plays all throughout the arena as the crowd erupts with cheers)

Announcer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for ONE fall and is for the EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!…..

(The Heart Break Boy and The Pizza Boy make their way out to the stage by themselves, both dressed in matching red and white attire and both with serious looks on their faces and the EAW Tag Team Championships around their waists)

Announcer: First, the challengers!…. Representing Elite Answers Wrestling!…. They are the team of…. “THE GOLDEN BOY”, THE HEART BREAK BOY”…. “THE HAPLESS HALF-SHIFT HERO”, THE PIZZA BOY… THEY ARE… STAND! AND!! DEEEEEELLLLLLLLIIIIVVVVVVEEERRRRRRR!!!….

WWEFan: Any other time, these two men would be happily playing to their adoring audience, but tonight is different! Tonight is war! Tonight is not only their moment to defend EAW, but a moment to finally capture the EAW Tag Team Championships after months of scratching and clawing their way here! After failing to win the Tag Team Grand Prix! All of their fallacies and all of their triumphs culminate with this one shot at the Champions!

Stew: And just to be clear, ladies and gentlemen, these two men are only in possession of the Tag Team Championships that they took last week after The Pizza Boy’s National Elite Championship was taken at the hands of Drake & Jones a few weeks prior! They’re here to not only take it back, but take those two Titles around their waists with them, officially!

(The Pizza Boy and The Heart Break Boy get ready in the ring as the lights in the Sprint Center go out)

“HEXA-GUN FOR-FOR-FOR-FOR LIFE”

(Sparks shoot across the titantron horizontally as gunshots can be heard)

(“Bite The Bullet” by contRoVersy plays all throughout the arena as the crowd boos loudly)

Announcer: And their opponents!…..

(The camera follows Drake Jaeger and Tiberius Jones – dressed in matching black and grey Hexa-gun attire – as they make their way out to the stage, with Drake carrying and enthusiastically waving a Hexa-gun flag while Tiberius Jones carries the National Elite Championship around his waist and a large pyro gun in his hands, shooting it off in sync with their theme)

Announcer: Making their way towards the ring!…. Representing Hexa-gun!…. Weighing in at a combined weight of 408 pounds!…. THEY ARE THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…. THEY ARE THE TEAM OF…. “THE BRAZEN BEAST” TIBERIUS JONES…. DRAKE “THE TERMINATOR” JAEGER…. DRAKE! AND!! JOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEESSSSSS!!!….

WWEFan: And likewise, Tiberius Jones is NOT the official National Elite Champion, but I’m sure he doesn’t plan on letting that stop him from taking it home…

Stew: Both of these men look as confident as ever, lost in their own little World… I suppose you can’t necessarily blame them for having such an overinflated ego as they have yet to even be defeated in tag team competition since becoming one unit, but that could all very well change in an instant tonight if they don’t keep focused on their opponents… HBB and The Pizza Boy look as ready as they’ll ever be as both teams meet inside the ring…

(The Referee takes all the Championships from both sides, briefly holding up the Tag Team Championships for everyone to see before handing them off before calling for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

WWEFan: This match is officially underway here tonight at Reckless Wiring – both teams look more like they’d love nothing more than to rip each other apart without any rules to get in their way, but unfortunately that’s not the case tonight. Hexa-gun isn’t allowed their preferred Extreme Rules stipulations, so you COULD say the odds are in HBB and Pizza Boy’s favor, but we’ve seen the Tag Team Champions go through plenty of teams under traditional wrestling rules. It looks like Tiberius Jones and the Heart Break Boy are gonna start this one off for their respective teams as both men circle the ring… HBB, the veteran, slowly but cautiously seeking perhaps a lock up of some sort… Both men go in for a collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring as Drake loudly cheers his partner on from the apron… HBB’s quick to turn it onto Tiberius with a side headlock! Tiberius immediately looks to escape it by sending HBB off, into the ropes, but it’s no good as HBB almost tightens his grip on the head of Tiberius and drops down to one knee! Tiberius can’t let him completely ground him, or he could be in big trouble! HBB is doing all he can to bring this headlock down to the canvas, but Tiberius isn’t letting it happen that easily… Look at this! Tiberius showing off some impressive strength here as he starts deadlifting the Heart Break Boy! He’s got him up! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!

Stew: HBB breaks the headlock and rolls off the back of Tiberius to escape the potential suplex! Tiberius immediately throws an elbow back into the side of HBB’s head! HBB looking a little dazed there as Tiberius tries to capitalize, turning around–And he’s caught with an immediate armdrag from HBB! Drake reaches in for a potential tag, but Tiberius looks like he wants HBB all to himself for now as he scrambles back to his feet and charges straight for him! HBB CATCHES HIM WITH AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! Tiberius not looking too good here, but he remains on his feet! HBB picks him up and connects with a second inverted atomic drop! Tiberius is still up! HBB SCOOPS HIM UP! TIBERIUS IS FIGHTING! TJ manages to just barely escape off the shoulder of HBB and locks the waist! A TEXTBOOK GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS ON THE HEART BREAK BOY, AND TIBERIUS BRIDGES FOR THE PIN!

Referee: ONE!!!

WWEFan: Barely even a one count before HBB gets a shoulder up! He’s not letting it end that easily! He’s gone through plenty of wars in his lifetime, and it’s gonna take a whole lot more than that to stop him as Tiberius drags him back up, keeping that waist lock cinched in.. HBB’s doing all he can to get out of it! Tiberius navigates HBB into his team’s corner… And there’s a tag to Drake Jaeger! Drake with a quick forearm to the face of HBB! He quickly enters the ring as Tiberius lets go of the waist lock–AND HBB SEIZES THAT ONE CHANCE TO NAIL DRAKE SQUARE IN THE MOUTH WITH A CLOSED-FIST SHOT! ANOTHER CONNECTS BEFORE TIBERIUS STARTS BATTERING HBB! BOTH DRAKE AND JONES JUST LAYING INTO THE HEART BREAK BOY AS THE PIZZA BOY TRIES TO GET IN TO STOP IT, BUT THE FLUSTERED REFEREE STOPS HIM, TELLING HIM TO GET BACK TO HIS CORNER SO HE CAN TAKE CARE OF THE SITUATION! Drake quickly grabs the arms of HBB from behind! TIBERIUS NAILS HBB WITH HIS KAMEHAMEHA WAVE STRAIGHT INTO THE STERNUM AS DRAKE FOLLOWS IT WITH A ROCK THE DRAGON SUPLEX!! HE BRIDGES HIS BODY AS THE REFEREE RUSHES IN TO COUNT IT!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: Still only a one count before HBB gets a shoulder up, but just like his partner, Drake isn’t finished yet with these suplexes! He drags HBB back up to a vertical base, still in position while Jones has made it back to the apron… AND A SECOND BRUTAL ROCK THE DRAGON SUPLEX CONNECTS!! Drake doesn’t even attempt a pin this time around as he drags HBB back once more… AND A THIRD ROCK THE DRAGON SUPLEX!!! No–HBB plants both feet firmly on the canvas and desperately tries to break from that full nelson hold of Drake’s! HBB refuses – absolutely REFUSES – to let this third suplex connect! The crowd is firmly in Stand & Deliver’s corner here tonight as HBB jocks for position with Drake Jaeger! HBB quickly forces both men back as Drake tries to take back control, but he’s sent stumbling into Stand & Deliver’s corner! DRAKE IMMEDIATELY SWINGS AN ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF THE PIZZA BOY TO STOP A POTENTIAL TAG! HBB PAYS HIM BACK WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF HIS OWN! HBB FOLLOWS IT UP WITH AN ARMDRAG THAT SENDS DRAKE INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING! PIZZA BOY IS BACK UP AND HE’S LOOKING MEAN AS HE REACHES FOR THE TAG! HBB TAGS HIM IN! PIZZA BOY WASTES NO TIME CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS DRAKE GETS BACK ON HIS FEET! LOOK OUT! PIZZA BOY’S FLYING!

WWEFan: A MASSIVE FLYING CROSSBODY CONNECTS ONTO DRAKE JAEGER! HE’S COVERING HIM!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…………. TWO!!!!

WWEFan: And Tiberius Jones breaks it up with a stomp to the spine of Pizza Boy! Tiberius grabs a hold of Pizza Boy, dragging him back up to–PIZZA BOY WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND TO THE JAW OF JONES! ANOTHER HARD SHOT! JONES SWINGS WITH A LARIAT, BUT PIZZA BOY DUCKS! HBB RUSHES IN AND NAILS TIBERIUS WITH A BIG FOREARM THAT SENDS HIM REELING INTO THE ROPES! Pizza Boy and HBB come together to send Tiberius Jones straight to the outside with a big double-team clothesline!! This isn’t looking good for Drake Jaeger! He’s slowly making his way back to his feet, slowly realizing Jones has been taken out momentarily! HBB glares at Jaeger… AND JAEGER MAKES A RUN FOR IT! RIGHT INTO A FOREARM FROM PIZZA BOY!

Stew: A dazed Drake turns to eat a knife-edge chop from HBB! He’s looking woozy as he turns to meet a spinning backfist across the face from Pizza Boy! He turns once more as HBB scoops him up! A SCOOP SLAM CONNECTS! HBB’s feeling electric and so is this crowd! The end may be nigh! HBB wastes no time going to the nearest corner and making his ascent! The Pizza Boy places a boot into the throat of Drake Jaeger to keep him in position! HBB IS PERCHED! LOOK OUT! TIBERIUS JONES IS BACK IN THIS AS HE PUSHES OFF THE HEART BREAK BOY FROM THE APRON!! HBB GOES CRASHING AND BURNING HARD ONTO THE FLOOR OUTSIDE THE RING!! AN ENRAGED PIZZA BOY CHARGES AND NAILS TIBERIUS WITH A FOREARM TO TAKE HIM OFF THE APRON! HBB may be seriously hurt on the outside as The Pizza Boy goes to check on him… AND DRAKE JAEGER IN FROM BEHIND WITH A RUNNING KNEE OFF THE BACK OF PIZZA BOY’S HEAD! THE PIZZA BOY DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE, NEXT TO HIS PARTNER! Both members of Stand & Deliver are left downed on the outside as the Referee starts his count, but I don’t think Drake Jaeger intends to win this by countout! He looks like he’s feeling something here as The Pizza Boy and HBB slowly make their way back to their feet on the outside!

Drake (no mic): GODSPEED!!!

WWEFan: DRAKE CHARGES OFF THE ROPES! HE’S GOT MOMENTUM AT HIS BACK! AND THAT GODSPEED SUICIDE DIVE CONNECTS INTO BOTH HBB AND THE PIZZA BOY ON THE OUTSIDE EMPHATICALLY!!! DRAKE’S BODY CRASHING INTO STAND AND DELIVER LIKE A DAMN METEOR!! What a move! Drake slowly makes his back to his feet and rolls back into the ring as Tiberius Jones has made it back onto the apron… And there’s a tag to Jones! Drake still doesn’t look finished with his work here as he rolls right back to the outside! He stomps mercilessly onto HBB before picking up The Pizza Boy… He’s got him in a full nelson as Jones gets ready in the ring! We know what’s coming! JONES GAINS MOMENTUM, COMING OFF THE ROPES! LOOK OUT!! A SPECIAL BEAM CANNON SUICIDE DIVE CONNECTS STRAIGHT INTO PIZZA BOY AND SENDING BOTH HE AND DRAKE INTO THE BARRICADE!! DRAKE & JONES ARE IN FULL CONTROL OF THIS CONTEST! Tiberius looks to finish this match right here and now as he grabs a hold of Pizza Boy, dragging him back up… And he sends him rolling back into the ring! JONES QUICKLY SLIDES IN AND HOOKS A LEG!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: HE’S PULLED OUT OF THE RING! HE’S PULLED OUT OF THE RING?! THE HEART BREAK BOY IS BACK IN THIS, STRUGGLING TO GET A WAIST LOCK IN ON A PANICKING TIBERIUS JONES!! GERMAN SUPLEX!!! A VICIOUS GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS RIGHT THERE ON THE MAT ON THE OUTSIDE!! HBB’S SHOWING THAT VICIOUS SIDE OF HIM THAT WE’VE SEEN BEFORE AS HE DRAGS JONES BACK UP… BUT HE’S STOPPED NOW WITH CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE BACK BY DRAKE! HBB throws an immediate elbow back into the mouth of Drake Jaeger! He’s broken the waist lock on Tiberius and turns his attention to Drake now! WAIST LOCK? GERMAN SUPLEX!!! ANOTHER HEINOUS GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS, THIS TIME ON DRAKE!! HBB STILL ISN’T THROUGH! HE DRAGS DRAKE BACK UP! TIBERIUS IS BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE TRIES TO LAY INTO HBB, BUT HBB FIRES BACK WITH MORE SHOTS! He’s got both Drake and Jones now… What’s he… NO! NO WAY! HOW?! HE’S GOT THEM BOTH! A DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX?!!! A DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO BOTH DRAKE AND JONES AS HBB’S THREE AMIGOS CONNECTS!! The Pizza Boy is back in this as he rolls to the outside, grabbing a hold of Tiberius…

WWEFan: I really thought Drake & Jones had this match in the bag a moment ago, but look how much it’s all suddenly turned on them! The end may be on the horizon as Pizza Boy sends Jones rolling back into the ring, looking to finish him off! The Pizza Boy has Jones locked dead in his sights as he stalks him in the ring… Jones doing all he can to get back to a vertical base here… Pizza Boy charges in with a big dropkick straight to the knee! Jones is down on one knee in agony! Pizza Boy’s back up! AND A BIG ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS OFF THE BACK OF JONES’ HEAD!! PIZZA BOY GOES FOR THE COVER!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!……..

Stew: Tiberius kicks out just before a potential three count! The Pizza Boy only looks more fired up! HBB is back at his team’s corner while Drake is still hurt, but trying to do the same on the outside as Jones looks to be in big trouble here! Pizza Boy clutches the hair of Jones to drag him up to a kneeling position! HE SLAPS HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! ANOTHER SLAP CONNECTS! PIZZA BOY WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE OF JONES NOW! A FOREARM! HE GRABS THE HAIR OF JONES AND LAYS INTO HIM WITH RAPID FOREARMS! JONES CAN’T EVEN DEFEND HIMSELF HERE! THE PIZZA BOY WANTS TO FINISH THIS! NOT JUST FOR HIS TEAM! NOT JUST FOR EAW! FOR HIMSELF! HE RUNS PAST TIBERIUS JONES AND INTO THE ROPES! COMING BACK! PIZZA CUTTER!!! A VICIOUS PIZZA CUTTER CONNECTS ON JONES IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! HE’S NOT GOING FOR A COVER QUITE YET AS PIZZA BOY BRIDGES UP WITH JONES’ HEAD STILL IN HIS GRASP! LIFTING HIM UP! FINISH THE JOB!! PIZZA BOY TAKES HIM TO A NEARBY CORNER!! PIZZA! 2!! GOOOO!!!!

WWEFan: TIBERIUS JONES LITERALLY THROWS PIZZA BOY OFF OF HIM AND SENDS HIM FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE BEFORE THE SLICED BREAD _#2 COULD CONNECT!!! THE PIZZA BOY CRASHES AND BURNS ON THE OUTSIDE AS TIBERIUS JONES JUST NARROWLY SAVES HIS SKIN!! Jones isn’t looking to follow it up! After the assault he just took at the hands of The Pizza Boy, he wants nothing more than to make the tag to his partner, Drake Jaeger, who’s finally back on the apron! HBB drops down to the outside to check on his downed partner! Pizza Boy could have EASILY broken something with that awkward drop he just took! Jones is hurt! He’s exhausted! He’s trying to get the tag to Drake as quickly as he can as… Hold on! HBB sends Pizza Boy rolling back into the ring?! What’s he thinking?! Jones seems to know exactly what he’s thinking as he quickens his pace to get to Drake! HBB gets up on the apron, grabs the tag rope… AND REACHES IN FOR THE TAG! HE’S TAKING OVER FOR STAND AND DELIVER HERE! JONES NEEDS TO HURRY AS HBB ENTERS THE RING! JONES LUNGES FOR THE TAG TO DRAKE JAEGER!! LOOK OUT!! HBB COMES CHARGING IN AT GREAT SPEED TO NAIL DRAKE JAEGER WITH A MASSIVE RUNNING FOREARM TO THE FACE!!

Stew: WHAT A MOVE–DRAKE JAEGER JUST WENT FLYING OFF THE APRON AND ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP! THE HEART BREAK BOY IS ON FIRE TONIGHT! Jones is up and swings for him, but nobody’s home! HBB’S GOT JONES FROM BEHIND! A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX-LIKE MANEUVER AS JONES IS DROPPED STRAIGHT TO THE OUTSIDE, LANDING NEAR HIS PARTNER!! HBB doesn’t look even close to finished! He starts immediately ascending the corner! Drake & Jones have no idea what’s awaiting them as they struggle to get back up! They don’t want to, but they HAVE to get back up if they wanna get back in this and win this match! HBB’S PERCHED! WHAT’S HE THINKING! DRAKE AND JONES ARE UP! MOONSAULT!!!! A BEAUTIFUL MOONSAULT FROM THE HEART BREAK BOY CONNECTS ON BOTH TIBERIUS JONES AND DRAKE JAEGER ON THE OUTSIDE!!! THIS CROWD HAS BECOME UNGLUED!! DRAKE JAEGER IS IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE! HE HAS NO IDEA! NO IDEA HOW CLOSE HE’S ABOUT TO COME TO LOSING THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! HE BETTER HOPE FOR A SAVING GRACE! SOMETHING! HBB IS BACK UP!

WWEFan: HE GRABS A HOLD OF DRAKE, PULLING HIM UP… AND SENDS HIM ROLLING RIGHT BACK INTO THE RING! Drake is hurt! He had time to recover after he took multiple German Suplexes on the outside, but it’s all already been depleted at the hands of the Heart Break Boy! HBB rolls back in as Jaeger manages to woozily make it to his feet! HE SWINGS! NOBODY’S HOME AS DRAKE TURNS AROUND! A LOUD KNIFE-EDGE CHOP OFF THE CHEST OF JAEGER! ANOTHER KNIFE-EDGE CHOP FROM HBB! DRAKE MANAGES TO CATCH HBB WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE AS HBB GOES REELING INTO THE ROPES… DRAKE CHARGES AS HBB EXPLODES OFF THE ROPES! A FLYING FOREARM CONNECTS TO THE FACE OF DRAKE JAEGER!

Stew: BOTH MEN DOWN! ALL FOUR MEN IN THIS MATCH DOWN! NOBODY’S–KIP UP!! HBB WITH A KIP UP! HE’S FIRED UP! HE’S FEELING THE ELECTRICITY IN THIS ARENA! THIS MAN HAS NOT AGED ONE BIT, IT’S LIKE WE’RE WATCHING HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH EVERY OUNCE OF ENERGY HE EMITS AS HE WAITS FOR DRAKE JAEGER TO GET BACK UP ONCE MORE! HE’S UP! HBB WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND! ANOTHER SHOT! DRAKE CAN BARELY SWING! HBB PICKS HIM UP AND CONNECTS WITH AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! ANOTHER ATOMIC DROP! AND HE CAPS IT ALL OFF WITH A SCOOP SLAM!! He’s going for it one more time in this contest! Let’s hope third time’s the charm as HBB makes his way to the corner and starts climbing up! This crowd is cheering him on with everything they got as he perches up there! HEART! BREAK!! ELBOW!!! A HEART BREAK ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE BLACK HEART OF DRAKE JAEGER!! HBB’S BACK UP ALREADY! WE KNOW WHAT’S COMING!! WE’VE SEEN IT A MILLION TIMES AND WE’RE GONNA SEE IT A MILLION MORE! HBB GETS TO THE NEARBY CORNER… AND STOMPS A FOOT DOWN!… ANOTHER FOOT DOWN, THUNDERING UPON THE CANVAS!! HBB’S TUNING IT UP!! JAEGER IS SLOWLY RISING BACK TO HIS FEET, UNAWARE OF THE FATE THAT’S WAITING FOR HIM AS HBB CONTINUES TO STOMP!

WWEFan: Hold on! Jones now on the apron! He’s trying to put a stop to it as he swings at HBB! LOOK OUT! THE PIZZA BOY PULLS HIM OFF! JONES IS BROUGHT DOWN TO THE MAT AS HE TRADES BLOWS WITH THE PIZZA BOY ON THE OUTSIDE! DRAKE JAEGER IS UP AS HBB GOES FOR IT!! GOLDPRINT!!!!!!!!! NO–DRAKE DUCKS IT!! HE DUCKS IT AS HBB TURNS AROUND!!

Drake (no mic): YAMCHA’D!!!!

Stew: DRAKE JAEGER WITH THE YAMCHA’D!!! THAT SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN TO THE JAW OF THE HEART BREAK BOY AS… JESUS, AS THE HEART BREAK BOY DOESN’T FALL!! HE REMAINS ON HIS FEET!! DRAKE JAEGER LOOKED SO CONFIDENT FOR A SPLIT SECOND, BUT NOW HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO THINK!! JONES SENDS THE PIZZA BOY INTO THE BARRICADE AS HBB’S STILL UP AND JAEGER IS ABSOLUTELY FROZEN!! GOLDPRINT!!!!!!! THE GOLDPRINT CONNECTS!!!!!! JAEGER IS OUT!!! HBB DROPS DOWN AND COVERS HIM!!! YES!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!………….. THREE!!!!!!

WWEFan: THE REFEREE’S PULLED TO THE OUTSIDE!! TIBERIUS JONES DRAGS THE REFEREE TO THE OUTSIDE BEFORE HE CAN HIT THE THREE COUNT!! THE REFEREE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY LIVID WITH JONES AS THE TWO ARGUE!! AND THE PIZZA BOY FROM BEHIND!! HE’S LAYING INTO TIBERIUS JONES WITH RAPID FIRE SHOTS! LAYING INTO HIM WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT!! HE KNEW THEY HAD THE MATCH WON THERE! HE’S SNAPPED! HE SENDS JONES ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING!! JONES IS QUICK TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET IN THE RING AS PIZZA BOY FOLLOWS HIM IN, BUT JONES IMMEDIATELY THROWS SOME SHOTS OF HIS OWN INTO HIM! HBB’S BACK UP AND LAYS INTO JONES NOW! BOTH PIZZA BOY AND HBB LAYING INTO JONES WITH A SERIES OF SHOTS! HBB TURNS JONES AROUND, PICKING HIM UP!! HE’S GOT HIM IN A VERTICAL SUPLEX POSITION AS PIZZA BOY NAILS JONES WITH AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE HEAD!! AN IMMEDIATE BRAINBUSTER TO JONES!! THEY’RE LOOKING TO FINISH IT OFF!! HBB WASTES NO TIME SETTING TIBERIUS JONES UP!! HE’S GOT HIM IN POSITION!! PIZZA BOY HITS A BASEMENT ACE CRUSHER WHILE HBB CONNECTS WITH A SIMULTANEOUS CURBSTOMP ON TIBERIUS JONES!!! THE HEART BURN CONNECTS!!!! COVER HIM!! COVER HIM!!! NO! HE’S NOT THE LEGAL MAN HERE, THE REFEREE SAYS!! HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!

Stew: Pizza Boy and HBB turn their attention to Drake Jaeger, who seems to have escaped to the outside following that Goldprint! They need to finish him off! Finish both Drake & Jones off! They’re so close to the Championships that they can taste it! Pizza Boy rolls to the outside first to retrieve him for HBB! Drake seems to be trying to escape underneath the ring! Pizza Boy isn’t having it as he pulls him out and tries to drag him back up! LOWBLOW!! DRAKE JAEGER JUST CAUGHT THE PIZZA BOY WITH A LOWBLOW WHILE THE APRON BLOCKED IT FROM THE REFEREE’S SIGHT!! JAEGER SPRINGS BACK UP!!

Drake (no mic): YAMCHA’D!!!

WWEFan: AND THAT VICIOUS SUPERKICK TAKES OUT THE PIZZA BOY!!! THE HEART BREAK BOY REALIZES WHAT’S GOING ON AND RUSHES IN WITH A BIG BASEBALL SLIDE INTO DRAKE! DRAKE IS SENT SLAMMING INTO THE SHOWDOWN ANNOUNCE TABLE! HBB EXITS TO THE OUTSIDE! HE’S LAYING INTO JAEGER! HE SENDS JAEGER ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING, LOOKING TO FINISH HIM OFF! HBB’S FEELING IT AGAIN AS HE SLIDES BACK IN!! JAEGER’S TRYING TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE! HBB’S SETTING IT UP! JAEGER’S UP!! LOOK OUT!! GOLDPRINT!!!! JAEGER DUCKS AS TIBERIUS SPRINGS UP AND TURNS HBB INSIDE OUT WITH A VICIOUS LARIAT OUT OF NOWHERE!! HBB IS DOWN!! BOTH DRAKE AND JONES ARE IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN, BUT THEY KNOW THEY NEED TO END IT! THEY HAVE TO END IT! THEY BOTH PULL HBB BACK UP… JONES STARTS SETTING HIM UP… OH NO… NOT AGAIN!

Stew: HE’S GOT HIM UP IN THAT DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACK TO BACK PILEDRIVER! DRAKE HAS A HOLD OF HIM!! DON’T!! DEEP SIX!!!! NO–DRAKE’S DROPPED DOWN AND DRAGGED TO THE OUTSIDE!! THE PIZZA BOY REFUSES TO DIE!! HE’S BOMBARDING DRAKE WITH A FLURRY OF SHOTS!! JONES CONNECTS WITH THE PILEDRIVER ON HBB BEFORE HE ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE TO HELP HIS PARTNER AS THEY GET THE UPPERHAND ON PIZZA BOY!! BOTH MEN JUST LAYING INTO HIM!! THEY PICK HIM UP… SETTING HIM… SETTING HIM UP… THEY’VE GOT PIZZA BOY RAISED UP!! DON’T!! A DOUBLE-TEAM BORDER TOSS!!!! A DOUBLE-TEAM BORDER TOSS SENDS PIZZA BOY CRASHING THROUGH THE SHOWDOWN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! THE PIZZA BOY IS OUT!! Drake & Jones have just completely taken him out of the equation!! He’s been swallowed by the shattered remains of that announce table as Drake and Jones look at one another, knowing they need to end it now more than ever! HBB’s still feeling that double underhook piledriver’s effects as he desperately tries to get back to his feet in the ring… Tiberius and Drake slowly roll back into the ring, staring at HBB… HBB looks at them, not backing down for even a second as he slowly rises up… AND HE’S UP AS DRAKE AND JONES CHARGE HIM! HE DUCKS BOTH INCOMING LARIATS! DRAKE AND JONES TURN AROUND AS DRAKE IS MET WITH A RIGHT HAND FROM HBB! HE DROPS AS HBB IMMEDIATELY NAILS JONES WITH A BIG ELBOW TO THE FACE!! HE SENDS TIBERIUS STRAIGHT TO THE OUTSIDE!!

WWEFan: DRAKE IS BACK UP AS HE CHARGES FOR HBB! HBB SIDESTEPS IT AS DRAKE TURNS AROUND!! CUTTER!!! HBB LAYS HIM OUT WITH A CUTTER!! HE IMMEDIATELY KIPS UP!! I DON’ T KNOW HOW HE’S STILL GOING, BUT HE IS! UNBELIEVABLE!! HE REFUSES TO DIE HERE! HE REFUSES TO SLOW DOWN FOR EVEN A SECOND!! HE NEEDS TO FINISH IT!! HE BACKS INTO THE NEARBY CORNER AS DRAKE STARTS MAKING HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET… JUST ONE MORE! ONE MORE TO SEAL THE DEAL! HE CAN FEEL IT! HE’S DRIPPING WITH SWEAT AS HE SIZES DRAKE UP… DRAKE’S UP!! HBB RUSHES IN!! GOLDPRINT!!!! HEADHUNTER!!!! TIBERIUS JONES SPRINGBOARDS IN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND INTERCEPTS THE GOLDPRINT WITH THE HEADHUNTER MISSILE DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF HBB’S SKULL!!! HE DROPS TO HIS KNEES, TRYING TO DESPERATELY GET UP!! GALICK GUN!!!! DRAKE NAILS A KNEELING HBB WITH THE GALICK GUN TO FINISH HIM OFF AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!……….

Stew: THE PIZZA BOY ROLLS BACK IN!!

Referee: THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

WWEFan: DAMN IT! NO!

(“Bite The Bullet” by contRoVersy plays all throughout the arena as an exhausted Drake Jaeger and Tiberius Jones roll to the outside, where they’re given their EAW Tag Team Championships while a disappointed Pizza Boy crawls over to a downed HBB)

Announcer: THE WINNERS OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL…. AND STTTTTIIIIILLLLLL E-A-W TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS….. DRAKE! AND!! JOOOOOOOONNNNNEEESSSSSSS!!!!

Stew: Damn it! A valiant, amazing effort by HBB and The Pizza Boy, but they just came up short! Hexa-gun has managed to capture another huge win tonight in their fight to take over EAW, and I have to admit that there’s nothing to take away from Drake Jaeger or Tiberius Jones, they put on a hell of a match tonight, but damn it!

WWEFan: There’s still three more matches to decide the fate of this company, but… Hexa-gun takes one more, and I’m afraid that’s it. It’s over.

Stew: Let’s just… Let’s just try to focus on the effort those two men in the ring put in tonight. The Pizza Boy and The Heart Break Boy just put on one of the best performances of their careers here tonight. They laid it all out, just to walk out of here as the EAW Tag Team Champions. There’s no taking that away from them. They fought tooth and nail, until their last breath!

WWEFan: Hold on, Stew…

(The Heart Break Boy is helped to his feet by The Pizza Boy and the Referee, asking for a microphone)

Heart Break Boy: Thank You.

Now I know that I’ve had many breaks and “temporary” retirements that last up to a week. But this time, I’m not forced or have any outside involvement that tampers with my decision to take a break. This time, I’m choosing to walk away even despite having that itchy desire to still compete. So this is it. No comebacks. No returns. Most likely, you will never see me again. I’ve decided to chase after more dreams as this dream has already been fulfilled. I got a chance to be here and I’ve enjoyed it ever since 2007 when it all first began. This year or late last year, I almost experienced what it felt like in that year of 2007 when I was purely active and did absolutely nothing else in life. And it’s kind of tough leaving when you have so much energy and poise to continue on. But there’s something inside telling me that there’s nothing left here, it’s time to grow and move forward into a new direction. There’s a new level for you and it’s up to you to take it. I’ve chosen to take it. We all know how tough it is to move away from this community. It’s VERY tough and anybody can change their minds at any time then make their return. It’s rather easy to return than it is to stay away. Until something draws you to make that move, you may never stay home but eventually there will be something.

You know, it’s hard to imagine that I’ve been doing this for years. I was just looking on YouTube at some old fan made videos like “AWA Entrance” or “EAW’s Anniversary” and it almost brought me to tears, another part of it had me shocked that I was doing this for such a long time. The third part of it made me feel like Andy from Toy Story 3 when he had to leave his toys behind to pursue higher goals. This is definitely a place where I have had the most fun, I fulfilled a lot of fantasies here and met some great people along the way. I was always a quiet guy when I first started in EAW. I wasn’t in other federation–Well I’m going to break character anyway so might as well say e-feds. So like I was saying, in other e-feds like AWA, ACW, XWF, CWF or any other type of place, I never such a quiet person. Here, I was quiet because I was scared of a lot of people here. I did not want to mess with Banks or even a guy like Mr. DEDEDE. That was until 2008, I mistakenly made up in my mind to diss EAW and made a entire video that trashed them and enhanced the rival between ACW. I wasn’t exactly a saint back then. I dated a lot of girls, did a lot of inappropriate stuff, most of it would be shocking to people seeing how the guy I am today but I’m sure Ken or someone can show you a screenshot with some of the old stuff that I’ve done.

All of it seems childish to me now but to look back on things and where it brought you from isn’t bad at all. Besides, we all do make our mistakes. A lot of people have their own definitions of a mistake. I don’t take a mistake out of the dictionary. I define a mistake as choosing the wrong path that doesn’t line up with your life. But it’s also something that you can change for someone elses future to not make the same exact choice. And if you believe that you’re already above a mistake then you just made one. I understand sometimes our own flesh defeats us to make those bad decisions. And I’m definitely someone who is truly sorry for everything that I’ve done wrong in EAW to great people. I would like to say sorry to Mak for all that I’ve caused on him and hope for his forgiveness. He is the person that allowed me this opportunity to still be here and even have a retirement speech. Without him, I would have probably died with ACW but who knows. I just thank God for him. He’s a cool dude and the only person who could give me a run for my money in 2K, ha.

A lot of people can remember for my competitiveness in 2K or even in this business. Perhaps some people remember me as that used to be goofy dude. Others will for my fetish for Twilight, Michael Jackson or Dragonball. Some people that are new will just remember me as some boring dude that loves to talk about Jesus all the time. And that’s exactly how I want to be remembered. That’s why I can go up to a guy like Mr. DEDEDE and tell him that I want to give away some stuff that are very significant to me but it’s not how I want to be remembered. I don’t want to be remembered off another person because truly, it kind of blocks out the true being behind it all. Only Jay or DEDEDE may know what I mean about this. Whatever floats your boat, which Robbie would say. I just feel like there are many memories that I can sit here all day and talk about but I don’t want to waste everyone’s time talking about me all day. I know this is my time but if anyone knows me now, I don’t take a lot of selfies like I used to. Furthermore I have a lot of thanks to give to people whom I have shared times with.

First thanks goes off to Jacob Senn and Brian for allowing me to have this chance to speak. Brian Daniels aka Viper, also being a person that always finds a way for us to have fun. This guy is never boring and always has his hands into something. He’s one of a kind and our match at King of Elite is definitely top 5 of my pages. He also deserves to be put in that ummm… GOAT circle thing. I don’t want to be apart of it if anyone still considers me. This will probably be the last time I repeat that. I don’t want to be considered the greatest of anything.

But if we had to consider the greatest, definitely Jaywalker. He is the realest person in this community and who I think as the Michael Jordan of our business. Nobody has been consistent as him and he’s also someone who has your back when you’re not there. I thank God for him, great dude and hope everything works out in his future.

I want to thank Robbie V, Mikado or whatever. I thank him for being an awesome guy, movie person, anime and all that. This dude is extremely creative and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him lose a verbal fight at all. He has his ways and nobody beats him at sarcasm. He used to chew me apart back in TBL days.

I want to thank Regulator. I know he just returned but he’s been one of my favorites from back when XWF was still alive, dude used to yell at everybody. He reminded you of Gary Coleman on steroids. Still a great dude and from the looks of it, his future seems very bright.

To Y2Impact, like I have said, man you have talented writing skills, bro. I believe it’s one of your gifts, you should use it by giving it away. You’re a funny dude as well and a guy who if I had to choose someone to be on my debate team, you’ll be my first pick. Thank you for all the memories and awesome conversations.

Mr. DEDEDE, I thank you for allowing me to return twice last year. I will always remember you for your love for Eminem and more such as your different views on things. I noticed that about you. When a lot of people agree on together on subjects, you come up with some ways that we never thought of and make us change our minds. I guess that’s why you make a perfect chairman and one of the greatest writers. Just like Impact, use that talent and give it away. Love you dude, I had a great time writing with you for Dynasty and our feud sits up there pretty high. Not to mention, you’re inarguably the best ever in EAW. But you’re not God, sorry about that, ha.

RRS or Drastik, I should say. I thank you for your sense of humor and time that you’ve put into making graphics for us. I’m not sure if you still do it but you’ve done a lot of great things for our community. You’re a very beautiful person as well and I’m sure there will be many great things for you in life. I believe the best is yet to come for you. Love you dude.

Heart Break Gal, Jain! I know that we have “daughters,” or used to be “married” and all that great stuff but honestly, you have always been like a sister to me. Maybe we should have kept it that way but it doesn’t matter now. You are a great person, I believe you can be anything you put your mind and effort into. I noticed that about you. Anything you set your mind to accomplish, you do it. We also had some great conversations recently and a good friendship.

And since Kendra Shamez reminds me much of you, I also add her into the mix as one of my sisters even though we rarely talk nowadays. Hey, I inducted her into the EAW Hall of Fame and I already know she’s awesome so why not? Thanks Kendra!

Cameron Ella Ava, who I consider my lil sister. Believe it or not, we have went against each other probably the most in my career. (See Cleopatra) I don’t know you personally that much at all but from our few conversations and our chemistry together as a team, you will be a memory in my book, thanks for your time and patience with me.

Dark Demon, despite all the headaches and disappointments, you’re still my dude. We had some great battles for PFP8 but as for MSM, you should’ve already knew my history with this show. (See my match against WWEFan) Nah, kidding. You’re one of the hardest working guys in this community, very likeable and understanding. Never get down on yourself for anything, I don’t care what it deals with, you’re destined for greatness.

Devan Dubian, we had a bunch of fun moments together, I appreciate you as a fun-loving dude and one of my favorite opponents to go toe-to-toe with. It’s an honor meeting you and creating some moments together. Thank you.

Carlos Rosso, you better win that World title this year! Love ya dude.

Das Lannister/Ken, the smartest guy in this community. The biggest sports head, the best promoer, the best character. You have a lot of titles to add under your name but the greatest qualities that you bring is encouragement, understanding, and your knowledge. I don’t think anyone could differ. You have a HUGE impact on this community in every single way. I don’t think it would be the same without you. You’re my dude as well, and I won’t forget ya.

And last, I would like to thank The Pizza Boy for accepting my request to be my tag team partner. It was a fun ride and I hope you enjoyed it! Stand & Deliver will stand as my favorite tag team in history of EAW. It didn’t just provide competitiveness but also expressed integrity, development, leadership, love for God, rejoicing even in defeat. Our time as a team really meant something and I will definitely look back at all the moments we’ve had. I thank you.

I have a bunch of others to thank but I don’t want to spend all day so I’m just going to make the rest short by saying thank you to my biggest e-fed rival Lioncross, Jacob Senn again for an awesome run with handling me, my guy Nick Angel, the oldest young person –Kevin Devastation, Tre, Victor Vendetta, Tyler, POP, Xavier, Cyclone, CM Banks, GI Styles, Charles. People that probably won’t even see this or care about it — ADV, Koum, Donovan T, MITB, Viva, Curious Girl, Lee, Jake, MOP and everybody that I haven’t mentioned, THANK YOU!

Even though I have mentioned all of those great names and friends but honestly, I don’t have a best one out of those or anything close to it. Eve is probably the closest thing to me as a best friend considering she knows more about me than anybody. It’s just so hard to have best friends in this life. I see a best friend as someone who doesn’t look down on you because of a bad choice. A true best friend will get mad, don’t get me wrong if you do something terrible but through it all, they’re still there for you to help, not throw you away but encourage you to do better. That’s what I think about as a best friend other than the basic examples. And there is absolutely no best friend that has been better to me than God. I know a lot of people make fun of me for my love of God. They love to joke and poke fun. Some don’t, but a lot of people do.

At first since I got saved in 2014, I didn’t tolerate people making fun of Jesus. Some people even saw me go into my “weird” stage when I would come back on and off to talk about Jesus. I was a babe in Christ then and most of the times when we adventure something new that we like, we want to tell the whole world about it no matter how ignorant we are in knowledge. I’ve been growing in Christ since and understand that I can’t force Jesus onto people but that doesn’t mean that I can’t express my love for Him and acknowledge Him and all ways. I also know and understand there will be a time and day where people of this community will get a chance to know Him if they haven’t already. Well I know Him, and I love Him. I know that he’s real because he changed my life. People in life that knew me could tell you that because of the person I used to be. I will continue to dedicate my life to Him, no matter what trial sets in my ways.

Actually, since I returned to EAW in February, all those stories in my promos were real stories that dealt with me and most of them contributed to the times that I had almost lost faith in Christ but then He picked me back up where I left off. And now I’m moving ahead to minister the gospel of Jesus Christ with no distractions in my way. But this will always be one of my loves, to have communicated with awesome people around the world, to have shared our interests and some of our deepest thoughts that wouldn’t be shared with the rest of the world. And for that, I thank you, EAW… You are the greatest men and women that I have ever met. It will be truly sad to leave all this behind but it’s for a reason. And with that being said, its time for the last corny punch-line. The Heart Break Boy is finally staying home.

Thank you.

( Heart Break Boy sets the microphone down and blows a kiss to the crowd, with tears running down his face. He steps through the rope, hesitates for a moment, and drops down to ringside before walking up the ramp. The entire crowd, and the commentary tables all stand up and give him a standing ovation while he takes his leave for the final time… )

Crowd: HBB! HBB! HBB!

( HBB stops at the stage, gives the crowd one last look, and one last wave goodbye before stepping through the curtain for the final time… )

( COMMERCIAL BREAK )

( Return to the show… backstage, Heart Break Boy is walking through the narrow dark hallway hugging and embracing lined up EAW Elitists and Vixens who are all applauding him. Starr Stan approaches HBB dressed in ring gear and set to compete, and the two embrace, exchange advice and laugh about an inside joke. HBB keeps walking down the hallway, meeting more and more Elitists, Vixens and officials. )

( Cut back to the arena. )

Kawajai: A shocking announcement by the EAW Legend, and the greatest of all time, Heart Break Boy.

WWEFan: Farewell, my friend…

( DING! DING! DING! )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

(“2nd Sucks” by A Day To Remember plays as Starr Stan comes out in a special black and silver attire mixed with the design of the American flag. He runs down the ramp and takes off his hood, looking up at the ring with focus.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania! Weighing in at 240 pounds! He is EAW’s Gold Medalist…..STAAARRRRR STTTAAAANNNNNN!!!!

WWEFan: Reckless Wiring marks Starr Stan’s official return to FPV as he came back only a month ago! In that month though he has had no problem getting back into the thick of things and making waves as he joined Team Cross in fighting against Hexa-Gun, captaining the group heading into Fighting Spirit Two! He and the team were actually quite close in ending the stable that night but then Luzmala had to interfere in the match!

Kawajai: And since that match Starr Stan and Luzmala have been at each other’s throats! Luzmala and Starr would fight out of the building and then the following week on Voltage would do the same! Starr Stan wants to carry on with his career on Voltage but views Hexa-Gun and that beast to be a major roadblock, one he must remove! Starr is looking for a FIGHT tonight and is definitely going to get one out of a monster like Luzmala!

(“Lux Aeterna“ by Clint Mansell plays as Luzmala comes out wearing a tribal styled chest piece and shoulder pads, taking them off as his eyes remain locked on Starr Stan.)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, representing Hexa-Gun, making his way to the ring from Más Allá de la Tumba! Weighing in at 245 pounds! LUUUUUZZZZZMAAAALLLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

WWEFan: This is a tall order that lies ahead, look at this guy, he’s a killing machine with one mission, destroy any target put in front of him! Luzmala has selected Starr as his target, it has been up to him to neutralize the threat of Starr so that he can not interfere with the rest of Hexa-Gun’s business and he looks to do just that!

Kawajai: There’s still a lot of pressure being put on, even for the monster as this match will affect the scoreboard for EAW and Hexa-Gun in this best of five! This match could have major implications when it comes to who has control of our company! Luzmala walks down the ramp, knowing all of this – AS THE PERSONAL ISSUES IN THIS MATCH SHOW UP AS STARR HEADS DOWN AND GOES ON THE ATTACK WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS!

WWEFan: Luzmala is definitely surprised but it still standing on his feet as Starr Stan rocks him, throwing punches with as much force as he possibly can, backing him away down the ramp! Starr Stan buries his knee deep into the sternum of Luzmala, leaning him over as he then pulls him in to attempt that vertical suplex transitioned into a piledriver, the move which he titles the “Stock Drop” but NO! Luzmala won’t budge, remaining on his feet as he punches Starr in the stomach to double him over and then slams his fists into the back of Starr Stan before grabbing him by the head and dragging him even further down the ramp. Luzmala then stops, picking his spot as he backs away and then tosses Starr Stan directly into that steel barricade, what a blow!

Kawajai: Luzmala then walks off even further, getting some momentum before he runs up like a freight train and slams right into Starr Stan while he is recovering against the crowd restraint, adding in with some more knees that catch him in the chest as well as both his face and jaw! Luzmala then pulls Starr Stan up, forcing him up against the barricade for some hefty forearm blows straight to the chops! Starr Stan is being shaken more and more with each hit that lands! Luzmala winds back his fist much more than before for this next attack, but Starr Stan slides under it as Luzmala’s arm hits the steel hard! Luzmala favors his hand but shakes off the pain quickly before turning around and being able to telegraph Starr’s kick, catching it in his hands! OH! ENZUIGIRI TO THE HEAD, CAUSING LUZMALA TO BACK AWAY INTO THE CROWD RESTRAINT AS STARR GETS BACK UP AND PUTS ASIDE LUZMALA’S ARMS, INSTRUCTING THE FANS IN THE AUDIENCE TO ASSIST AS THEY HOLD THEM BACK FOR HIM!

WWEFan: Starr Stan with repeated chops, lighting up the chest of Luzmala as the monster takes each hit, remaining stone faced as Starr’s strikes get harder and harder, making an even louder and more cringeworthy sound while Luz’s chest becomes etched with a red handprint! Starr Stan is determined to take down the beast, backing off for a moment before going to charge him! WOAH! LUZMALA FORCES THE FANS AWAY FROM HIM AS HE FREES HIS HANDS AND CATCHES THE ONCOMING STARR STAN, SCOOPING HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS AS HE RUNS UP TO THE STEEL RING POST AND RAMS STARR SPINE FIRST RIGHT INTO IT BEFORE REPOSITIONING HIM AND TOSSING HIM TO THE FLOOR WITH A FALLAWAY SLAM! WAIT NO, STARR STAN LANDS BEHIND HIM AND GRABS THE WAIST!

Kawajai: GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THAT HARD FLOOR! STARR KEEPS THOSE HANDS LOCKED AS HE GETS UP AND DRAGS LUZMALA UP FROM BEHIND WITH HIM! A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX TO THE FLOOR! Starr AGAIN maintains the waist lock and drags Luzmala up a THIRD time! THE THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX AND THIS TIME LUZMALA GOES INTO THE APRON AS HE IS DEFINITELY FEELING THE PAIN FROM THAT! A KINK IN LUZMALA’S ARMOR HAS BEEN FOUND AS STARR RUNS UP TO HIM AND DRIVES HIS BACK INTO THE RING STEPS TO KEEP HIM STUNNED FOR THE TIME BEING!

WWEFan: Starr Stan is now heading over to the time keeper’s area, asking them to move aside as he grabs a chair and folds it up before heading back over to Luzmala! STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE SIDE! THEN ONE ACROSS THE BACK! Luzmala gets up using the steps as Starr Stan swings for the fences with a chest caving chair shot to the sternum! Luzmala falls over onto the other side as Starr Stan climbs up the steps and raises up the chair to excite the crowd! He leaps off the steps as Luzmala rises! JUMPING STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL!

Kawajai: OH! IT’S INTERRUPTED AS LUZMALA CATCHES STARR STAN WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! STARR STAN DROPS THE CHAIR AND FALLS OVER AS LUZMALA PICKS UP STARR BY THE THROAT AND CHOKESLAMS HIM ONTO THE APRON BEFORE PUSHING HIM INTO THE RING! Now the match can OFFICIALLY begin!

(DING! DING! DING!)

WWEFan: FINALLY after all of this fighting they are now in the ring as Luzmala towers over Starr Stan who is crawling around the ring. Luzmala is following Starr but with a bit of delay in each step as he appears to have been affected by that prematch attack! It takes a moment but Luzmala leans in for a follow up, pulling Starr Stan in – AS HE SURPRISES HIM WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! THE BIG MAN GOES FLYING! Luzmala gets up and then walks right into a clothesline! He remains on his feet but then Starr Stan does a second! He tries for a third but Luzmala catches him, attempting a spinebuster!

Kawajai: Starr Stan counters it with a HUGE DDT that spikes Luzmala on his head and drops him right over onto his back! Luzmala tries to get to a knee but is elbowed in the face! That seems to only anger the beast even more though as something wakes up inside him, shooting to his feet and going for a lariat only to be ducked! DROPKICK BY STARR! Luzmala seems to be overwhelmed and is silently panicking a bit, going at a much faster pace as he returns to his feet! He tries for a spear but Starr leapfrogs over him and then punches him right in the back of the head! Luzmala swings twice, being ducked each time until Starr brings his head up a second time and gets picked up for the No Dios! Starr Stan slides out of it and tries a sunset flip but Luzmala is just too big! Luzmala fights with him while he’s on the ground but Starr grabs at the legs and knocks him down a peg! Starr grabs at the waist! HIS FOURTH GERMAN SUPLEX OF THE NIGHT! Starr gets up and the straps are down, things are about to get serious!

WWEFan: Starr Stan lets out a shout as the crowd is losing it, getting hyped up along with him as he waits for Luzmala to get up! Luzmala sits up suddenly, getting up to his feet immediately while Starr moves around to get to his blindside! Luzmala is fully up as Starr Stan strikes! THE OLYMPIC SLAM CONNECTS! WHY ISN’T STARR COVERING!? OH! OH MAN! STARR STAN IS HEADING TO THE TOP ROPE! He perches himself up high and looks to see Luzmala still down! Luzmala goes to sit up again but Starr Stan leaps down right on top of him! THE STARR SAULT CONNECTS! STARR STAN HOLDS DOWN HIS SHOULDERS AND PULLS BACK LUZMALA’S LEGS WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT AS A SHOCKED LUZMALA TRIES TO STRUGGLE OUT OF IT!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!…….TWOOOOOO!!!!!………THRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“2nd Sucks” plays as Starr Stan slides out of the ring as Luzmala finally powers out, getting back up to his feet and stumbling around, leaning against the ropes as he looks on in anger during his recovery.)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner…..STAAAARRRRR STAAAAANNNNN!!!!

Kawajai: WOW! Starr Stan making incredibly quick work of Luzmala tonight, knocking him off in a matter of minutes in this match! He did not play games when it came to this encounter, after weeks of Luzmala’s BS, Starr took the fight to him and came out with the win!

WWEFan: Well you do have to attribute part of the win to that pre-match attack which definitely weakened Luzmala a lot. Those three German suplexes, the chair shots…..Luzmala fought when he got in the ring but he was not the same! He was much slower and that cost him! Either way though, an impressive return to FPV by Starr and a big win for EAW in the best of five, they needed this and the Gold Medalist delivered!

( Camera cuts to the beautiful outside of the Sprint Center as “ShutEmDown” by Celldweller plays in the background. )

Stew-O: We are of course live here in the beautiful Kansas City, Missouri, home to what has been a shocking, emotional and EXPLOSIVE Reckless Wiring. The EAW fans here in the KC have had a ton of excitement invested into this night despite the major implications.

( The music continues in the background, and it shows Mr. DEDEDE and Cailin Dillon backstage, both in their ring gear discussing strategy with HRDO. Cailin is listening intently, and DDD is pacing, still high-strung following what took place with Tarah Nova. )

Deadprez: Well despite the clutch win by Starr Stan, Hexa-Gun is still up 2-1 in this Best of Five series between them and HRDO’s forces. It really comes down to these two, particularly Cailin, who appears to be in deep discussion with HRDO. They’re pretty much all that’s in the way of Hexa-Gun gaining majority control over EAW!

( “ShutEmDown” dies down. The camera pans somewhere backstage where we can see two different tables set-up with plenty of food on each table as Montel Smooth and Tyler Porker can be seen having an eating contest )

Tyler Porker shoving food down his mouth: YOU’RE GOING DOWN LIKE YOU GO DOWN ON MARIA GONZALES!

Montel Smooth: PLEASE TYLER! YOU KNOW I’M ALL ABOUT THAT CAKE …AND CHICKEN!

Tyler Porker: NU-UH! THESE ARE MAH WOODS!

Montel Smooth: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

Tyler Porker: I DON’T KNOW BUT I SAY IT BECAUSE IT MAKES ME LOOK ALL COOL AND EDGY!

( Montel Smooth proceeds to devour an entire chicken as Porker does the same, the two neck and neck in this contest until Y2Impact walks into the room and looks disgusted )

Y2Impact: Jesus, Tyler …and to think, I picked you to be the quintessential successor! (no)

Tyler Porker: No! Please Imp! Give me one more chance, I’m sorry I kissed the wrong cheek!

( Y2Impact continues to shake his head in disappointment )

Tyler Porker: C’mon Imp! I didn’t mean to kiss DEDEDE’s ass more than yours! I’m sorry!

Y2Impact: You’ve failed me like the Seahawks …

( Tyler Porker starts to get down on his knees as Y2Impact walks out in disgust, shaking his head as the segment comes to an end )

(The camera returns back to the arena as the camera pans around the wild crowd as it turns over to the ring announcer standing in the center of the ring.)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… AND IS FOR THE VACANT EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

(“Fancy” by Iggy Azaela blasts from the speakers as Mark Michaels steps out onto the stage as he takes a look at himself with his Selfie Stick while the fans drown his music out from their hatred.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first… he is from Beverly Hills, California… he weighs in at 240 pounds… “Picture Perfect” MAARRRKKKKK MIICCCHHHHAAEEELLLLSSSSS!!!

Stew-O: The time has come! After controversy struck for Clark Duncan, the New Breed Championship would be stripped from him and now we are leading to this massive inter branded triple threat match for that prize!

Deadprez: Mark Michaels, like always, is very confident in his abilities coming into this match. I mean, he won his right to be in this match via a triple threat match on Dynasty, so I can guess his confidence is warranted.

(“Life Wasted” by Pearl Jam fills the arena as Maxwell Dachs walks out to the stage with a proud look on his face as he wears a _#MakeEAWGreatAgain T-Shirt before walking down the ramp with similar hatred towards him.)

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, he is from St. Paul, Minnesota… he weighs in at 170 pounds… “The Man Without Fear” MAAXXXWWEEELLLLLLLLL DAACCCHHHHSSSSS!!!

Stew-O: On the flip side of the coin, here comes Maxwell Dachs. Instead of qualifying in this match like Mark Michaels was made to do, he was simply inserted into this match with his campaigning to “make EAW great again”!

Deadprez: He wants to make EAW just as great, if not better, than how Donald Trump plans to make America great once more! I believe in this young man, coming in here with his message, and he could very well be a perfect champion to represent EAW! Just disappointing that he’s not on Dynasty, any longer!

Ring Announcer: And the Voltage participant, chosen by YOU… THE FANS!!!

(“It’s Our Time” by Raphael Lake echoes throughout the arena as the crowd roars with acceptance as Phoenix Winterborn steps out to the stage and nods to the fans before entering the ring.)

Ring Announcer: Their opponent, he is from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 229 pounds… “Chi-Town’s Finest” PHHOOOEENNNIIIIXXXXX WIINNNTTEEERRRRBBOORRRNNNNN!!!

Stew-O: LOOK WHO IT IS, PREZ! The young star has been chosen to be in this New Breed Championship match! What a choice from the fans!

Deadprez: I definitely wasn’t expecting this kid, I was hoping to see some Kenny Drake in this match, but I guess this will do! Let’s see what this Phoenix kid can bring to the table against guys like Mark Michaels and Maxwell Dachs who have been around EAW for a long time!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: This match is underway for the vacant EAW New Breed Championship AS MARK MICHAELS SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND GOES ON TO LET BOTH MAXWELL DACHS AND PHOENIX WINTERBORN GO AT IT BETWEEN ONE ANOTHER! THIS IS THE SAME STRATEGY HE USED TO EARN HIS WAY INTO THIS MATCH! Pheonix and Maxwell both stare at one another, nodding over to Mark, before leaving in both sides of the ring! Looks like they’ve been paying attention to what Mark was pulling on Dynasty!

Deadprez: Both men are coming at him at each side AS THEY GRAB MARK MICHAELS AND TOSS HIM RIGHT INTO THE RING! Both slide into the ring as Mark stands on his feet and rushes towards them STRIKING WITH A DOUBLE DROPKICK RIGHT INTO HIS CHEST BEFORE HE ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE! A LITTLE TEAMWORK SHOWN IN THIS TRIPLE THREAT MATCH TONIGHT! Phoenix stands up on his feet BUT MAXWELL HOOKS HIM FROM BEHIND WITH THE ROLL-UP! MAXWELL IS LOOKING TO STEAL THIS ONE RIGHT HERE!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!…

Stew-O: KICKOUT AS MARK MICHAELS RUSHED RIGHT INTO THE RING TO KICK THIS PIN OUT! Maxwell Dachs stands on his feet as he stares down at Mark Michaels right as Mark slides back out of the ring! Mark wants to play it safe, come in and out of this contest as those two dissolve into anarchy! PHOENIX WINTERBORN GRABS MAXWELL FROM BEHIND AND TOSSES HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER!

Deadprez: Phoenix Winterborn follows behind him for the corner splash BUT MAXWELL DACHS FLOATS OVER AS NO ONE’S HOME! Phoenix turns around as Maxwell runs the ropes TO RETURN WITH A RUNNING ENZIGURI RIGHT IN HIS TEMPLE! MAXWELL TURNS PHOENIX OVER AS HE LOOKS FOR THE EARLY PIN ATTEMPT!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!

Stew-O: ONCE AGAIN! MARK MICHAELS DARTS INTO THE RING TO FORCE THE KICKOUT! Maxwell Dachs jumps to his feet, as he is starting to be visibly irritated by this man, as he starts to follow him as he goes back to the outside! Maxwell is screaming at him from the ropes as Mark just holds his hands up and talks about backing off RIGHT AS PHOENIX WINTERBORN GETS BACK UP AND THROWS DACHS ACROSS THE RING INTO THE ROPES!

Deadprez: Maxwell Dachs rebounds off the ropes RUNNING RIGHT INTO A LEG LARIAT BY PHOENIX WINTERBORN THAT FLOORS HIM! Phoenix rolls back up to his feet as he makes a dash towards the ropes to gain momentum COMING BACK TO DACHS WITH A RUNNING STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS RIGHT INTO HIS CHEST! PHOENIX HOOKS THE LEG OF DACHS AS HE LOOKS FOR HIS FIRST ATTEMPT FOR THE PIN!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!…

Stew-O: MARK MICHAELS KICKS OUT THIS PIN AS WELL AS HE’S STARTING TO BE A NUISANCE! Phoenix Winterborn pushes his way back to his feet STRIKING WITH THE KICKS BEFORE MARK MICHAELS CAN RUN OFF! NO! MARK SIDESTEPS THE KICKS AS HE GRABS PHOENIX AND SHOULDER THRUSTS HIM HARD RIGHT INTO THE CORNER! Mark steps back to the opposite corner as Phoenix lies back RUNNING FOR THE CORNER LARIAT!

Deadprez: SUPERKICK! MAXWELL DACHS STRIKES FLUSH ON THE CHIN OF MARK MICHAELS WITH THE SUPERKICK AS MARK IS OUT! Mark rolls to the outside of the ring as he holds his jaw from that superkick AS MAXWELL FLIES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH THE SUICIDE DIVE! MAXWELL LAUNCHES MARK RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE AS THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO FEEL!

Stew-O: Maxwell Dachs pushes his way back to his feet as he grabs Mark Michaels, landing a few punches to his face, BEFORE PHOENIX WINTERBORN OUT OF NOWHERE FLIPS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH THE FLIP PLANCHA ON BOTH MARK AND MAXWELL TO TAKE THEM OUT! THE CROWD IS ON FIRE FOR THAT MOVE AS PHOENIX JUMPS UP TO HIS FEET! He grabs Mark by the head and throws him right back into the ring as he follows behind him COVERING HIM FOR THE PIN AS HE LOOKS TO END IT THERE!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!

Deadprez: NO! MARK MICHAELS GETS THE SHOULDER UP AS THAT’S NOT ENOUGH TO KEEP HIM DOWN! Phoenix Winterborn brings himself back to his feet AS MAXWELL DACHS RUNS IN WITH THE LARIAT RIGHT ACROSS THE THROAT OF PHOENIX! PHOENIX DUCKS UNDER IT AND SURVIVES! MAXWELL KEEPS RUNNING TO THE ROPES! HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AS HE TURNS AROUND TO GO TOWARDS PHOENIX! HE LANDS ON HIS SHOULDERS AS HE FLIPS BACK WITH THE HURRICANRANA RIGHT INTO THE RING! HE GRABS THE LEGS! HE’S GOING FOR THE PIN RIGHT HERE!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!

Stew-O: PHOENIX WINTERBORN KICKS OUT! NOT QUITE ENOUGH! Maxwell Dachs picks himself up ONLY FOR MARK MICHAELS TO COME FROM BEHIND WITH THE SLEEPER HOLD! HE WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND HIS HEAD WITH HIS FOREARM RIGHT ON HIS THROAT AS HE’S CUTTING OFF THE OXYGEN TRYING TO GO INTO HIS LUNGS! MARK IS TRYING TO SUBMIT DACHS RIGHT HERE BEFORE US!

Deadprez: Maxwell Dachs reaches around the ring to try to escape the submission, but that’s to no avail as Mark Michaels has him right where he wants him! Maxwell starts to drop to a knee BUT SLIDES UNDER THE LEGS OF MARK AS HE’S FORCED TO RELEASE HIM FROM THE HOLD! SMART TACTIC RIGHT THERE BY DACHS! Mark quickly snaps to where Maxwell is BUT MAXWELL STRIKES WITH A HUGE KNEE IN THE STOMACH!

Stew-O: MAXWELL DACHS USES A LOT OF HIS STRENGTH TO HOIST MARK MICHAELS ON HIS SHOULDER! HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR THE SCARLET FLOWSION! EMERALD FLOWSION BY DACHS! NO! MARK ROLLS BEHIND DACHS AS HE HOOKS HIM BY THE NECK! REVERSE NECKBREAKER PLANTS DACHS BACK DOWN THE MAT AS HE FLIPS OVER ON DACHS FOR THE COVER!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!

Deadprez: MAXWELL DACHS KICKS OUT OF THE NECKBREAKER! Mark Michaels climbs back to his a vertical base BUT PHOENIX WINTERBORN FLIES IN WITH THE SPINNING ENZIGURI TO THE FACE OF MARK! MARK DUCKS IT BARELY AS YOU COULD SEE HIS EYES WIDEN FROM BARELY DODGING THE KICK! Phoenix rolls back to his feet as he turns around CAUGHT BY MARK THAT THROWS HIM BACK WITH THE SPINEBUSTER RIGHT INTO THE MAT! MARK HOOKS THE LEG AS HE LOOKS TO BECOME THE NEW NEW BREED CHAMPION!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!

Stew-O: PHOENIX WINTERBORN IS ABLE TO POP THE SHOULDER UP! NO NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP FOR MARK MICHAELS RIGHT NOW! Mark Michaels stands back on his feet as he hooks Phoenix by his head GETTING HIM IN FOR THE SNAPSHOT! NO! PHEONIX STRIKES WITH SHOTS INTO HIS STOMACH! PUNCHES RIGHT INTO THE ABDOMEN AS MARK STRUGGLES TO TAKE PHOENIX OFF OF HIS FEET! PHOENIX JUMPS UP AND GRABS MARK AS HE ROLLS THROUGH WITH THE CRADLE PIN!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…

Deadprez: MARK MICHAELS KICKS OUT OF THE CRADLE PIN! CLOSE CALL FOR HIM RIGHT THERE! Phoenix Winterborn picks himself up AS MAXWELL DACHS COMES FROM BEHIND AND TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING! DACHS HAS TAKEN CARE OF THE CHICAGO NATIVE TO NOW FOCUS HIS ATTENTION ON MARK MICHAELS! Dachs goes over to Mark AS MARK HOOKS HIM BY THE NECK AS HE HAS HIM FOR IT! PICTURE PERFECT!

Stew-O: NO! MAXWELL DACHS SPINS OUT OF THE ROLLING CUTTER AND LAUNCHES MARK MICHAELS FORWARD INTO THE ROPES! Mark rebounds off the ropes from the momentum AS HE RETURNS TO A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE BY DACHS RIGHT IN THE FACE! NO! MICHAELS CATCHES HIM AND DROPS DOWN FOR HIS OWN CRADLE PIN ON DACHS! COULD THIS BE WHAT WINS HIM THE CHAMPIONSHIP?

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…

Deadprez: MAXWELL DACHS KICKS OUT OF THE PIN AS THIS TRIPLE THREAT CONTEST CONTINUES! Mark Michaels stands to his feet LOOKING FOR THE SCREEN CRACKER TO END IT RIGHT HERE! HE WANTS IT! HE NEEDS IT! HE LOOKS T– DELIVERANCE! PHOENIX WINTERBORN COMES FROM THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND STRIKES WITH THE SUPERKICK BEHIND THE HEAD OF MARK! WHAT A SHOT THAT CERTAINLY RANG HIS BELL!

Stew-O: Phoenix Winterborn could go for the pin, but he wants to make sure that Maxwell Dachs won’t intervene in his pin attempt! He turns back towards Dachs THAT COMES IN WITH THE DACHSDT! RUNNING TORNADO DDT! DACHS JUST SPIKED PHOENIX INTO THE CANVAS! PHOENIX CERTAINLY WASN’T EXPECTING THAT TO HAPPEN! DACHS FLOATS OVER WINTERBORN AS HE HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…

Deadprez: NO! PHOENIX WINTERBORN GETS THE SHOULDER UP AS THIS MATCH GOES ON! Maxwell Dachs grabs Phoenix by the waist as he pulls him, turning him to face him, AS HE HOOKS HIM FOR THE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! L’ÉTOILE DU NORD! NO! PHOENIX STRIKES WITH A HARD ELBOW THAT SENDS DACHS REELING! Phoenix wastes no time STRIKING WITH A ROUNDHOUSE AS DACHS COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS!

Stew-O: Phoenix Winterborn turns around AS MARK MICHAELS RUNS IN FOR THE SCREEN CRACKER! MARK MISSES WILDLY AS PHOENIX RUNS TOWARD THE ROPES AS HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPE! SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT PLANTS PHOENIX RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS AS HE ROLLS BACK TO HIS FEET! Phoenix looks over to the corner as the fans cheer while watching him climb to the top!

Deadprez: He looks to be going for it, Stew! This is high-risk! Phoenix Winterborn taunts to the lively crowd here in The Sprint Center BEFORE TAKING THE LEAP OF FAITH! FLIGHT OF THE PHOENIX! THE TWISTING 630 SPLASH CONNECTS ON MARK MICHAELS! THAT HAS TO BE IT! IT’S ALL OVER!

Stew-O: Phoenix Winterborn rolls up from the impact of the move a– MAXWELL DACHS GRABS HIM BY THE NECK AS HE RUSHES TO THE TURNBUCKLE! SUPERIOR SHIRANUI! DACHS HITS THE SHIRANUI RIGHT ON PHOENIX WINTERBORN! DACHS HAS IT! HE COULD END IT RIGHT HERE! HE GRABS THE LEG OF PHOENIX AS HE HOOKS THE LEG!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“Life Wasted” by Pearl Jam plays in the background as Maxwell Dachs jumps up in the air in shock and awe, much like the crowd of Missouri, as he is handed the New Breed Championship from the referee.)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND NNNNEEEEEEWWWWWWW EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION… MAAXXXWWEEELLLLLLLLL DAACCCHHHHSSSSS!!!

Stew-O: I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING! PHOENIX WINTERBORN HAD THAT MATCH WON AND OUT OF NOWHERE, MAXWELL DACHS STEALS IT WITH THAT SUPERIOR SHIRANUI AND WINS HIS FIRST EAW-SANCTIONED CHAMPIONSHIP!

Deadprez: HE DID IT! DACHSLEMANIA IS RUNNING WILD HERE IN KANSAS CITY, STEW! We have a new champion, EAW is great again, and you know that Donald Trump is sitting in his office somewhere PROUD of our new EAW New Breed Champion!

Stew-O: (NO) You have to be kidding me…

(Maxwell Dachs rolls out of the ring, raising his newly-won New Breed Championship high in the air, as you can hear him sing the praises of Donald Trump on his way to the back to celebrate this victory. Phoenix Winterborn and Mark Michaels lie in the ring, defeated and beaten, disappointed to not be able to capture the championship.)

(The camera pans over to the backstage area, as a weared-down Rhaegar is shown seated on the floor, with his eyes rigidly staring down deep onto the floor. He is all dressed up in his fully red and black tunic attire, as he monotonously blinks several times.)

???: Wake up, sleepy head. You’re in.

Rhaegar: …

???: Did you hear me?

(Rhaegar lets out a heavy sigh before rolling his eyes up to see his manager and professor, Padrone Orthaeus, standing right in front of him. He stands tall with a large smile on his face, as Rhaegar is bewildered by his shocking expression.)

Rhaegar: ….What happened?

Orthaeus: You’re in.

Rhaegar: In what?

Orthaeus: I just spoke to the Board about inserting you into the Answers World Championship match here tonight, against Mr. DEDEDE and Y2Impact. I chastised to them about all your problems and woes that you have been embracing for quite a while now, and they are willing to put you in the match to see if you are truly capable of rising back to the occasion. Get up, dust off the dirt, and get ready…

(Rhaegar’s originally sulked eyes immediately transforms into glary, bright ones, as he quickly gets up on his feet with his mouth opened in shock. He puts both his hands onto Orthaeus’ shoulders, as ironic cheers can be heard over in the background.)

Rhaegar: …how?….

Orthaeus: There is no time for questions. Be on your way and prepare. I will get back to you later.

(Orthaeus turns around to make his departure, as Rhaegar turns around with full of surprise and amazement. He pulls his hair back as he walks down the hall. Suddenly, Orthaeus quickly and quietly walks back, takes out his walking cane, and purposefully hooks it on both of Rhaegar’s legs, causing him to crash down onto the floor hard.)

Orthaeus: You IDIOT! ARE YOU STUPID?

(Rhaegar clutches his face firmly, as Padrone Orthaeus turns Rhaegar over with his leg, looking back at him with fierce eyes.)

Orthaeus: I have never seen such vulnerability in a man such as yourself. Just look at you. You are merely just a fossil that has been left to be observed by many here in this company. Just a couple of weeks back, you were completely DESTROYED by a kid by the name of………Kevin Hunter? Kevin Hunter. KEVIN (CENSORED) HUNTER!

(Orthaeus turns over his walking cane and strikes it brutally across the face of Rhaegar, as he writhes in pain.)

Orthaeus: What has happened to you, Rhaegar? The most “feared” individual has now turned into the most “ridiculous” individual within the entire company. What’s this guy’s name? Aha, yes. Even this El Landerson guy has been more relevant than you as of late, even being in Championship matches…..whereas you? YOU HAVE BEEN GOING NOWHERE!

(Orthaeus takes another swing at Rhaegar, striking his face repeatedly as several marks start to appear on his face.)

Orthaeus: The only reason as to why I am here to serve as your manager is due to the sheer fact that I do not want a fellow Grecian like you to be reduced to nothingness. I understand that it is the people out there that have influenced your downfall as of late, but you need to show STRENGTH! YOU OUGHT TO BE BRUTE, NOT A DAMN FLUKE!

(Rage and frustrating is evidently filled all over Padrone Orthaeus’ face, as he looks up to the ceiling and starts mumbling some words to himself. Rhaegar slowly tries to sit back up still, but instantly, Orthaeus strikes him yet again with the cane, busting him on the forehead.)

Orthaeus: You are not getting any World Championship match tonight, and certainly not anytime soon. You have proven to be a disgrace to the Gods. You….you……..you just wait and see.

(Orthaeus stares down in disgust at Rhaegar, as he eyes him down from top to bottom, mumbling under his breath as Rhaegar places his hand over his bloody forehead. Orthaeus rotates his cane around and slowly leaves the scene while shaking his head in shame, as he leaves his student in pain and agony on the floor.)

( Camera return to the arena…. and the Specialists Championship graphic appears on the screen. )

( DING! DING! DING! )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EAW Specialists Championship!

(As “Confident” by Demi Lovato begins to play through the arena, the lights go low and turn red when the horns start to sound on the song as Cailin Dillon comes out on the stage. She pumps one first into the air and four red colored pyros to her left and right shoot off one at a time. She drops her arm as the lights go normal and looks out over the audience before starting confidently down the ramp towards the ring. She goes up the ring steps and leans back against the ropes, smiling as she rolls backwards over the top into the ring and then pumps her fist back in the air as she lands, throwing her hair back and smirking as she looks out over the audience again.)

Kawajai: This is one of the most pivotal matches of this young lady’s life. With Hexagun leading the “best of five” series with EAW 2-1, Cailin must win this match or all of EAW will fall under Hexagun’s rule.

Mercer: This is a pressure packed situation and it doesn’t help that her opponent is one of the greatest Vixens of all time, a Hall of Famer and former Tag Champion as well. Also, almost every time these two have met in Tag team wars, HBG has come out on top…usually at Cailin’s expense.

(Cailin stands alone in the ring, looking towards the ramp as “King of the World” by Porcelain and the Tramps plays and a harsh white mist rises off on the entrance way, and HBG emerges wearing her signature red trench coat over her wrestling attire. The windy effect goes off as she is walking, allowing the cape/coat to artistically flow behind her. She then takes it off before she slides in the ring, goes up on one corner, and does her signature pose before standing in the center of the ring and staring face to face with Cailin before being pushed into her own corner by the referee.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, The Challenger, residing in Dallas, Texas, Representing Hexagun……. HEART…. BREAK…. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

(The Crowd gives a very mixed reaction as HBG does her signature pose once again in her corner.)

Ring Announcer: Her opponent…. also from Dallas, Texas, Representing Elite Answers Wrestling and The Formation……She is the defending EAW Specialists Champion…. CAIIIIIIIIILINNNNNNNNNNN DILLLLLLOONNNNN!!

(Cailin tosses the title over to the referee who holds it up high overhead as the crowd rises to their feet.)

Kawajai: This should be an instant classic. The contest between Madison, Eris, and Tarah earlier sent chills up the spines of everyone who witnessed it here in this arena. We can only hope this match does the same!

(DING DING DING!!!)

Kawajai: And here we go, an all timer potentially in the offing. The two women circle each other for a moment before they tie up in the center of the ring. HBG with the advantage, trying to force Cailin into a corner…but Cailin pushing back! Cailin pushing her back out towards the center of the ring.

Mercer: Tremendous leg strength to get the push and drive behind her, but HBG cuts everything off with a yank of the hair, slamming her down to the mat! HBG now sliding her boot across the side of Cailin’s skull, just an insulting thing to do to a champion, and Cailin responds with a punch to the midsection! Cailin trying to get up to her feet but gets cut off with a kick to the gut that drops her right down to her knees again…and then a running boot right to the face! She’s on a roll here in the early going as she pulls Cailin up to her feet only to take her down with a Russian Legsweep!

Kawajai: HBG having her way with the Specialists Champion as she gets back up to her feet, just waiting on Cailin to get back up again…. Running Swinging Neck breaker! She takes her mark down with ease! There was no wasted motion, no showboating from the Hall of Famer. She grinds her forearm down into Cailin’s face as she goes for a cover…

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO — KICKOUT!

Mercer: That’s an added bit of punishment. Every time Cailin kicks out and HBG does that she’s going to have to deal with that added bit of pain. HBG up strutting about, just taunting Cailin to get up…and then she runs up and kicks her right in the gut! A vicious kick that sends all the air out of Cailin! Dillon better get herself together or she’s going to lose her title and possibly her job!

Kawajai: HBG pulling Cailin up by the hair…going for a gutwrench suplex, but CAILIN COUNTERS WITH ONE OF HER OWN! Now Cailin is up onto her feet now as HBG gets up to hers holding her back! Cailin lands a forearm right in the jaw! And now another one! And another! AND ANOTHER! Cailin Irish whips HBG into the ropes…JUMPING HIGH KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE!

Mercer: HBG has fallen down onto the mat and seen the momentum turn in this match! And now it’s Cailin’s turn to rub her boot across the face of HBG! She’s about sick of being shown up by the legend and now it’s the Champion having her way with the challenger. Cailin pulls HBG up to a vertical base…full nelson…DRAGON SUPLEX INTO A BRIDGE!

Ref: ONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUT!!!

Kawajai: Cailin back in control now as she gets up, looking to find a way to put the challenger down for good as she gets hit with a headbutt and then MY GOD WHAT AN UPPERCUT! You can probably hear that impact in Lincoln, Nebraska! HBG up to her feet but Cailin tries for a massive lariat…AND SHE MISSES. HBG WITH A PELE KICK! Cailin is dazed but still on her feet. HBG, I think she tweaked her shoulder a bit on that landing is up…but she takes down Cailin with a back suplex!

Mercer: The crowd is trying to get Cailin up on her feet, well most of them anyway, but HBG is just smiling as she’s in total control once again. She crawls over to Cailin and grabs the blonde by the hair and starts slamming her face into the canvas! Over and over and over again! This is just ridiculous! How brutal is this woman!? Cailin may have a busted nose and a busted lip by now, a light trickle of blood coming down her chin, but HBG is not done administering punishment. She pulls her opponent up to her feet…Backbreaker.

Kawajai: She positioned her in the center of the ring too, I have a pretty good feeling what’s next! HBG up to the top rope…SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT! She hooks the leg again….

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THRRRRRRRRR-NO! CAILIN GETS A SHOULDER UP!

Kawajai: Cailin is still fighting but HBG is relentless as she pulls Cailin up to her feet…EVISCERATION…NO! CAILIN COUNTERED! CAILIN COUNTERED IT AND HAS A SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN! SHARPSHOOTER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! HBG IS TRAPPED! HBG trying to pull towards the ropes…. HBG is pushing and pulling for all she’s worth trying to get to the ropes…….AND SHE DOES!

Mercer: Cailin is refusing to break the hold though! The referee after her to break that sharpshooter and he starts to count!

Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

Cailin: I HAVE TILL FIVE, DAMN IT!

Kawajai: The champion spoke for herself there. She does break the hold! Cailin now eyeing the turnbuckle and slams HBG into the top one before starting to pull her up to the top rope…. what the hell is she planning? She’s locking her own legs around the ring ropes…. SPIDER GERMAN SUPLEX! HBG’S HEAD AND SHOULDERS CRASH HARD ON THE CANVAS! And look at this…Cailin is pulling herself back up! She had put herself almost in a tree of woe position to suplex HBG…but now she’s standing on the top turnbuckle……. MOONSAULT!

Mercer: BUT HBG GOT HER KNEES UP! HBG MANAGED TO GET HER KNEES UP! BOTH LADIES ARE DOWN ON THE MAT!

Kawajai: The referee isn’t bothering with a count either. He’s gonna let this one play out! Both of the women are moving, Cailin clutching her ribs and HBG checking at that shoulder who seems to be bothering her…. Cailin up on her feet…but so is HBG…TRAMP STAMP! That superkick caught Cailin square in the jaw!

Mercer: AND IT CAME OUTTA NOWHERE! OUT OF NOWHERE!

Kawajai: HBG not done as she slips outside! Cailin on all fours as she’s just now recovering from her face getting rocked with that superkick…. HBG just waiting, begging Cailin to get up…Dillon up onto her feet…HBG leaps onto the top rope…SPRING BOARD DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!

Mercer: This one should be just about academic at this point. Hexagun is about to take over EAW and HBG is about to be the first woman to have held the Vixens and Specialists titles! She rolls Cailin over onto her back. She hooks the leg….

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUT!

Kawajai: WHAT!? HOW! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE! CAILIN’S GOT TO BE CONCUSSED AFTER THAT DROPKICK! HBG is furious as she pulls Cailin up to her feet. CAILIN WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE FACE…THEN THE EYES OF TEXAS! THAT SUPERKICK CAUGHT HBG! THIS ONE COULD BE OVER…. But oh no…. Cailin falls down to the mat too!

Mercer: Now we’re pretty much where we were before! Neither woman with an advantage! You know the thing that’s amazing about all of this though, it’s HBG who is getting up to her feet first. HBG is stalking Cailin…looking for a curb stomp! I don’t think Cailin will be able to come back from this if she hits it! She’s already taken a lot of punishment to the head and that would just be the end. HBG RUNS UP LOOKING FOR A STOMP! BUT CAILIN DODGES IT! She’s Up to the feet, A VICIOUS SLAP TO THE FACE OF THE HEART BREAK GAL BEFORE IRISH WHIPPING HER INTO THE ROPES….

Kawajai: What does Cailin have in mind…. BLUE THUNDER POWERBOMB!? IVE NEVER SEEN HER USE THAT MOVE BEFORE!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KICKOUT!

Mercer: Wow! What does Cailin have to do to put HBG away!? What does either one of them have to do to win this match as a matter of fact!?

Kawajai: I don’t know. Cailin is not sure what to do either, but she seems to be positioning herself waiting on HBG to rise back up to her feet. This one is one move away from being over. HBG is in serious trouble…. Cailin looking for another Eyes of Texas…. BUT HBG HAD IT WELL SCOUTED, SHE SIDE STEPS IT…CAILIN TURNS AROUND…. EVISCERATION! THAT’S IT! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!

Mercer: Cailin’s out, bro.

Kawajai: HBG hooks the leg!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUT!

(The crowd erupts as a stunned HBG looks at the official with wide eyes.)

Mercer: She reached pretty far down. There’s no way that she should have been able to kick out of that but she did!

Kawajai: I don’t think HBG can believe it either! She’s now mounted Cailin and just throwing punches, Landing shot after shot after shot!

Mercer: Shouldn’t the referee think about stopping this match!? Cailin’s bleeding, she’s clearly out! He should just-

Kawajai: CAILIN-CAILIN MANAGED TO GET INTO A POSITION TO TAKE ONE OF HBG’S ARMS…LONGHORN LOCK APPLIED! THAT OMOPLATA IS LOCKED IN!

Mercer: This was brilliant! HBG IS ON THE CUSP OF SUBMISSION!!! HBG WAS SUCKERED IN AND NOW THAT INJURED SHOULDER IS BEING STRAINED BY THAT SHOULDER LOCK!

Kawajai: HBG HAS NO PLACE TO GO EITHER…SHE’S TRAPPED IN THE LOCK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! SHE’S TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT………SHE TAPS OUT! THIS ONE IS OVER!

(DING DING DING!!!)

(“Confident” by Demi Lovato blasts through the arena as Cloud Matsuda and Aria Jaxon rush to the ring to pull Cailin up and celebrate with her, an injured HBG rolling out of the ring and sitting on the ring apron absolutely stunned, holding onto her shoulder.)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this contest, by submission, and STILL THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…CAILIN…DILLLLLLLLLLONNNNNNNNNN!

Kawajai: This match did not disappoint; these two ladies did not disappoint! Cailin had to come through for team EAW and she did, submitting her long-time nemesis and tying up things at Hexagun two, EAW two going into the match between “The Machine” and Mr. DEDEDE later tonight!

Mercer: I never thought Cailin would be able to win this match, but she did. She continues her reign as Specialists Champion and after knocking off the likes of Vixens Champ Eris LeCava, Haruna Sakazaki and now the incredible HBG, she may not be losing that title any time soon!

(As Cloud, Cailin and Aria make their way up the ramp, Cailin holds up her title high in the air as the crowd roars in approval.)

( AD: “Thousand Eyes” by Of Mice and Men plays for the Grand Rampage commercial, starring Lucian Black and Ares Vendetta. EAW Presents the NINTH ANNUAL GRAND RAMPAGE! LIVE! From Notre Dame Stadium on April 30th. Don’t miss what will be the GREATEST Grand Rampage of all time! Limited tickets available at Ticketmaster. )

( Camera pans to the Showdown commentary table with Jake Mercer and Masters )

Masters: Don’t mind me folks, I’m just filling in for the injured Matt Ryder!

( A video package plays on the screen highlighting the Jamie O’Hara/Aren Mstislav feud; showcasing from the start at Road to Redemption with Mstislav debuting on Showdown and eliminating three men in the Elimination Chamber before taking Jamie O’Hara to the limit and coming up short. It then shows Mstislav and Lannister reuniting once again and the feud between Jamie O’Hara and Lannister leading up to King of Elite, with Mstislav running through the King of Elite tournament and gaining victories over Lioncross and Victor Vendetta. It then shows Aren coming up short once again at King of Elite in the finals before he attempting to cost Jamie O’Hara the championship. It cuts to Jamie O’Hara the next week vowing revenge and promising to extract revenge on Dark Demon/Lannister/Aren Mstislav and Jamie demanding a rematch with Lannister but Mstislav interrupting and challenging Jamie to a match. Highlights of Aren citing his issues with how fast Jamie has gotten to the top compared to himself and the two going back and forth before leading to them fighting in a triple threat match at Reasonable Doubt for the EAW Championship with both men coming up short once again. The feud continues after Reasonable Doubt with Aren swearing vengeance for Lannister and Jamie still coming for Mstislav with Shields announcing an Ironman match to see who is truly the better man )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a 30 MINUTE IRONMAN GRUDGE MATCH!!! The man with the most falls when the 30 minute time limit expires will be declared the victor.

( ‘’Emperors New Clothes’’ by Panic! At the Disco plays as Aren Mstislav begins to make his way down to the ring )

Ring Announcer: First, making his way down to the ring from Saint Peterbrough, Russia …HE IS THE ‘’RUSSIAN PRINCE’’ …..ARENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MSTIIIISLLAVVVV!!!!!!

Masters: Aren Mstislav is a man driven by rage and revenge, Mstislav is determined to seek vengeance for Das Lannister as we seen during the EAW Championship match and his determination to be BETTER than Jamie O’Hara. Aren believes that he’s better, he believes that he is SUPERIOR to Jamie O’Hara and he has cited his jealously for the position that Jamie has had in EAW. He believes Jamie has been handed everything on a silver platter while he’s had to work relentlessly for three years now to get where he is. We’ve seen Aren interfere in the EAW Championship and target Victor Vendetta.

Jake Mercer: Well, he has thirty minutes here tonight to prove that claim.

( ‘’Darkness of my Mind’’ by Trivum plays as Jamie O’Hara makes his way down to the ring, Jamie stands up on the apron and climbs up on the turnbuckle as the crowd throws streamers at Jamie )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent …JAMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE O’HARAAAAAAAA!!!!

Masters: Well, we know Jamie’s reasons and now we know he wants De—JAMIE JUST SLIDES INTO THE RING AND COMES FOR AREN!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Jake Mercer: AND NEITHER MAN WASTE ANY TIME AS THEY BEGIN EXCHANGING SHOTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! BOTH MEN EXCHANGING SHOTS IN THE RING! WILD FISTS BEING THROWN BY BOTH MEN! BOTH MEN ARE UNLEASHING MONTHS OF PENT-UP RAGE BETWEEN THE TWO! AREN THOUGH HEADBUTTS JAMIE RIGHT IN THE FACE AND AREN NOW THROWING FOREARMS INTO THE HEAD OF JAMIE! AREN THROWING SEVERAL FOREARMS INTO THE FACE OF JAMIE WHO STAGGERS BACKWARDS AS AREN CHARGES AND TAKES JAMIE DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! AREN NOW THROWING FISTS INTO THE FACE OF JAMIE WHO TRIES TO COVER UP! BUT JAMIE SHOOTS HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF AREN! Aren now rolls off Jamie who gets back to his feet as Aren is getting up and is clutching his mid-section in pain as Jamie charges and SENDS A RUNNING KNEE INTO THE MID-SECTION OF AREN! Aren doubles over in pain as Jamie lifts Aren up onto his shoulders and quickly looks for a GUT-BUSTER! NO! AREN DROPS BEHIND JAMIE WHO HITS THE MAT ON HIS BACK AND AREN CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING STOMP ON THE FACE OF JAMIE! BUT JAMIE ROLLS AWAY AND LEG-SWEEPS AREN! JAMIE BACK TO HIS FEET AS AREN IS GETTING UP AS JAMIE HITS OFF THE ROPES – SHINNING WIZARD!!!! NO!!! AREN DUCKS IT AS JAMIE CONNECTS GROIN FIRST INTO THE ROPES!!! EVERY MALE IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT CAN FEEL THE PAIN THAT JAMIE IS GOING THROUGH HERE! Aren back on his feet hits off the ropes and CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING MISSILE DROPKICK ON JAMIE! CONNECTING RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF HIS SKULL AND SENDING JAMIE RIGHT TO THE FLOOR! Jamie is down on the floor as Aren rolls out of the ring and grabs Jamie and lifts him up — GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!

Masters: NO!!! JAMIE DESPERATELY HITTING ELBOWS INTO THE FACE OF AREN!! AREN RELEASES AND STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS JAMIE IS TRYING TO REGROUP HERE — BUT AREN CHARGES AND SCORES WITH A RUNNING HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE OF JAMIE!!! Jamie hits the ground as Aren gets back up and Aren instantly STOMPS THE FACE OF JAMIE O’HARA!!! AREN HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR MONTHS NOW AND HE IS NOT GOING TO GO EASY ON JAMIE! HE WANTS TO PUNISH HIM FOR THE THIRTY MINUTES!!! AREN SENDING HARD, VICIOUS STOMPS TO THE FACE OF THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION AND FORMER MR. CASH IN THE VAULT AS THE REFEREE IS STILL COUNTING THESE MEN OUT! But Aren stops, rolls into the ring and rolls back out of it as he grabs Jamie and lifts him up – AREN MSTISLAV LOOKING FOR A POWERBOMB ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! OH MY GOD!!! NO!!! JAMIE IS BLOCKING THIS AND …JAMIE COUNTERS WITH A BACKBODY DROP!!! AREN IS DROPPED SPINE FIRST ONTO THE EDGE OF OUR TABLE!!! OH MY LORD!!! AREN HITS THE GROUND AND IS CLUTCHING HIS BACK IN PAIN!!! Jamie drops to a knee and is trying to regroup here as Aren is down on the ground, he took a BRUTAL bump against the edge of our table here …Jamie is up on his feet as he grabs Aren up and rolls him into the ring, Jamie enters the ring now, grabbing both legs of Aren and rolls him over –TEXAS CLOVERLEAF BY JAMIE O’HARA!! SMART THINKING BY JAMIE HERE AS HE PUTS PRESSURE ON THE BACK OF AREN!! JAMIE PUTTING HUGE PRESSURE ON THE BACK OF AREN, PUTTING MORE PAIN ON AREN AND YOU CAN ALREADY SEE WHY JAMIE HAS BEEN THE EAW CHAMPION, WITH SMART THINKING LIKE THIS!!! AREN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN HERE AS JAMIE REARS BACK MORE!!!

Jake Mercer: AREN IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THOSE ROPES AS JAMIE PUTS MORE PRESSURE ON HIM! JAMIE WANTS TO EMBARRASS AREN IN THIS MATCH AS MUCH AS HE CAN, TO BEAT HIM AS MUCH AS HE POSSIBLY CAN AND TO EXACT REVENGE FOR AREN ATTEMPTING TO SCREW JAMIE OUT OF THE TITLE!! AREN IS IN A WORLD OF HURT HERE BUT HE’S STILL ATTEMPTING TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES!!! IT MIGHT BE IN AREN’S BEST INTEREST TO JUST TAP NOW AND GIVE UP THE FALL! HE HAS PLENTY OF TIME LEFT TO MAKE UP GROUND FOR IT! BUT AREN IS REFUSING TO TAP OUT, HE’S REFUSING TO GIVE UP SO EARLY IN THIS MATCH BUT AREN LIFTS UP HIS HAND AND ….HE GRABS THE ROPES!!! AREN GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE BUT JAMIE IS STILL REFUSING TO LET GO OF THE HOLD! THE REFEREE IS COUNTING HIM OUT! JAMIE MAY GET HIMSELF DISQUALIFIED RIGHT HERE! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! AND JAMIE FINALLY LETS GO OF THE TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! …Aren quickly rolls out of the ring and that is smart by him to avoid any pinfalls by Jamie as Aren is down on the ground, clutching his back in HUGE amounts of pain here but he’s trying to slowly lift himself up to his feet by grabbing onto the ring apron but Jamie HITS OFF THE ROPES AND FLIES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE INTO AREN MSTISLAV!!! WHAT NO?!!? JAMIE GOES DOWN!?!? OH MY GOD!!!! AREN MSTISLAV JUST SWUNG A CROWBAR INTO THE FACE OF JAMIE AS SOON AS JAMIE’S HEAD WENT THROUGH THE ROPES!!! AREN HAS BEEN DISQUALIFIED!!!!

Ring Announcer: Jamie O’Hara 1 – Aren Mstislav 0

Masters: THE HELL DID HE DO THAT FOR?! AREN JUST GAVE UP A FALL FOR NOTHING?!

Jake Mercer: ARE YOU AS DUMB AS MATT RYDER?! JAMIE IS DOWN ON THE GROUND, BUSTED OPEN AND POTENTIALLY KNOCKED OUT! AREN JUST KNOCKED OUT JAMIE WITH THAT CROWBAR! HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE LIKES TO HIM NOW! AND AREN ROLLS JAMIE BACK INTO THE RING AS AREN QUICKLY COVERS JAMIE O’HARA!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! ……..TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ……..THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Jamie O’Hara 1 – Aren Mstislav 1

Masters: Well it’s been evened up now as Aren is laughing as the referee is checking on the bloody Jamie, blood is quickly filling up his face as Aren LIFTS UP JAMIE AND NAILS THE RAGS TO RICHES!!! BRAINBUSTER!!!! JAMIE IS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT HEAD FIRST AND AREN QUICKLY COVERS JAMIE AGAIN!!! THIS TIME HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …………THREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Jamie O’Hara 1 – Aren Mstislav 2

Jake Mercer: How smart is Aren?! All he has to do now is run down the clock and he has this match won! Aren slumps by the ropes, still clutching his back in pain but he can now spend time recovering and healing that back as Jamie is MOTIONLESS in the ring! Jamie isn’t moving! Aren Mstislav might just be the smartest man in professional wrestling today! This is why Lannister put him under his wing and made him his protégé and now, all Aren has to do is run down that clock! Jamie is an utter bloody mess and he’s trying pathetically to move, Jamie rolls himself onto his stomach as he is trying to use whatever bit of strength that he has left to get himself up, to push himself up as Jamie is getting to his knees BUT AREN INSTANTLY STRIKES WITH THE VENGEFUL UPBRINGING!!! SUPERKICK TO THE KNEELING JAMIE WHO GOES RIGHT BACK DOWN AND AREN QUICKLY POUNCES ON JAMIE ONCE AGAIN!!! COVER!!!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! ………TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! ……….THREEEEE!!!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Jamie O’Hara 1 – Aren Mstislav 3!

Masters: This is getting a little hard to watch …Jamie can’t even defend himself here! But Aren isn’t going to JUST run down the clock now as he begins to stomp all over Jamie! Aren sending HARD, VICIOUS stomps all over the body of Jamie! Come on! The referee has to do something here! We’re ten minutes into this match and I don’t see how Jamie is expected to be able to defend himself here …Aren lifts up Jamie to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle, Jamie hits into the turnbuckle and he cannot even stay on his feet as he just slumps into the corner as Aren smirks before charging and NAILS JAMIE RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A RUNNING KNEE! AREN IS JUST DESTROYING JAMIE HERE! HE’S PLAYING WITH HIM! AREN MAY VERY WELL END JAMIE’S CAREER HERE, WE ALREADY SAW THE END OF ARGUABLY THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME IN THE HEART BREAK BOY AND WE MAY SEE ANOTHER ADDITION IN JAMIE O’HARA! AND AREN TAKES ANOTHER STEP BACKWARDS AND HE CHARGES — ANOTHER RUNNING KNEE TO THE SKULL OF JAMIE!!! OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS GETTING TOO HARD TO WATCH!! AND AREN PULLS JAMIE RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS AREN IS CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE, WHAT THE HELL IS AREN DOING HERE?!

Jake Mercer: AREN LEAPS AND CONNECTS WITH THE SERENADE OF ECSTACY!!!! THE FROG SPLASH!!! AREN JUST HIT JAMIE O’HARA’S OWN MOVE!!! AREN IS POURING SALT INTO THE WOUNDS HERE AS HE ONCE AGAIN HOOKS THE LEGS OF JAMIE O’HARA AND COVERS HIM!!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………THREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Jamie O’Hara 1 – Aren Mstislav 4!

Masters: FOUR straight pins on Jamie and Jamie has YET to hit a single move or even attempt to do so after that gruesome crowbar shot to the head. Jamie could have suffered a concussion here, Jamie HAS had to suffer a severe concussion I should say and Aren is content to just toy with him here as Aren lifts Jamie up, the blood of Jamie smearing onto the body of Aren as he DUMPS him through the middle rope and Jamie just hits the ground! Aren is toying with him as he taunts the crowd now!

Aren Mstislav: I TOLD YOU! I TOLD ALL OF YOU! HE ISN’T BETTER THAN ME! I CAN BEAT HIM AS MUCH AS I WANT TOO TONIGHT!

( Aren rolls out of the ring and lifts up the head of Jamie, who doesn’t seem responsive )

Aren Mstislav: I’M GOING TO END YOUR CAREER TONIGHT!

Jake Mercer: And Aren rolls Jamie back into the ring, Jamie not even moving as Aren slides back in, you can see the WELT on Arens back after colliding into our table and Aren smirks, waiting like a hunter for his prey as Jamie is slowly and I mean SLOWLY getting his head up as blood is dripping off his face and onto the mat, forming a puddle of blood in front of him as AREN CHARGES!!! KAISERS CROWN!!! AREN WITH THE CURB STOMP!!!! NO!!! JAMIE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!?!?! AND JAMIE GRABS AREN FROM BEHIND!!!! ROLL-UP BY JAMIE!!!!! ROLL-UP BY JAMIE O’HARA!!!!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………

Masters: NO!!!!!! AREN KICKS OUT!!!! JAMIE WASN’T ABLE TO GET THAT ROLL-UP CORRECTLY AND IT WAS EASY FOR AREN TO GET OUT AS AREN ROLLS RIGHT BACK TO HIS FEET AND HE LOOKS FURIOUS! AREN IS ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS THAT JAMIE WAS EVEN CAPABLE OF GETTING THAT ROLL-UP ON HIM! AND LIFTS AREN UP AND LOOKS FOR THE RAGS TO RICHES AGAIN!!! NO!!! JAMIE DROPS TO HIS FEET BEHIND AREN AS AREN TURNS AROUND — SCARLET DAWN!!!! JAMIE CONNECTS WITH THE SCARLET DAWN!!!! JAMIE CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERKICK AS AREN STAGGERS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!! I’M STUNNED!!! JAMIE DROPS TO HIS KNEES, I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS WHERE HE IS!! AREN IS STAGGERED, HE JUST ATE A HUGE SUPERKICK BY JAMIE!! AREN STAGGERS OUT OF THE CORNER AS JAMIE WITH WHATEVER THE HELL HE IS RUNNING ON CHARGES AND SCORES WITH THE FAITH MALADY!!!! JAMIE SCORES WITH THE BOMBAYE!!!!! AREN IS DOWN ON THE MAT AND JAMIE DRAPES AN ARM OVER THE CHEST OF AREN!!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! ……..TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……….THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Jamie O’Hara 2 – Aren Mstislav 4

Jake Mercer: JAMIE AND AREN ARE BOTH DOWN! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!!! JAMIE IS DRENCHED IN BLOOD AND AREN IS OUT OF IT!! BUT THE CLOCK IS RUNNING DOWN! THE CLOCK IS STILL TICKING! AREN IS GRABBING ONTO THE ROPES! AREN IS TRYING TO USE THE ROPES TO LIFT HIMSELF UP HE’S GROGGY HERE AS JAMIE IS STILL DOWN! AREN IS GROGGY BUT HE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, GRABBING THE CROWBAR! OH YES! SEE! THIS IS WHY AREN MSTISLAV IS THE SMARTEST MAN IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING! AREN IS SLOWLY LIFTING ROLLING ONTO THE RING, JAMIE IS TRYING TO GET HIMSELF UP, TRYING TO USE WHATEVER STRENGTH HE CAN USE TO GET HIMSELF UP AS AREN SWINGS THE CROWBAR AT HIM!!!! BUT JAMIE DUCKS — HANGMANS ELBOW!!!!! JAMIE O’HARA CONNECTS WITH THE HANGMANS ELBOW!!!!! SHADES OF DARK DEMON, WHO JAMIE HAS CHALLENGED AS AREN DROPS TO THE MAT AND JAMIE JUST FALLS DOWN ON TOP OF HIM!!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………..TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Jamie O’Hara 3 – Aren Mstislav 4!

Masters: JAMIE ONLY NEEDS ONE MORE FALL! WE HAVE THREE MINUTES LEFT! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! JAMIE CAN TIE THIS UP WITH JUST ONE MORE FALL! Jamie is grabbing onto the referee, Jamie is using the referee to get himself up as he wobbles, Jamie can BARELY even stand here as he staggers to the turnbuckle, the blood pouring down the body of Jamie here as watches Aren try to lift himself up — JAMIE WITH THE FAITH MALADY!!!! BOMBAYE!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!! AREN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!!! JAMIE HITS THE REFEREE!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! JAMIE JUST HIT THE REFEREE!!!!! GODDAMNIT!!! NO!!! AND AREN FROM BEHIND – ROYAL JUDGEMENT!!!! RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!!!! SCARLET DAWN!!!! JAMIE WITH THE SUPERKICK!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!!! AREN GOES RIGHT DOWN AS JAMIE CAN’T COVER HIM!!!! THE REFEREE IS D—–

( Bryce Dean steps onto the stage )

Jake Mercer: WHAT’S HE DOING HERE?!?!!

Bryce Dean: Jamie …you challenged the SLAYER, YOU challenged the CONQUEROR! YOU SAID ANY TIME …ANY PLACE ….Well …

( ‘’Kick in the Door’’ by The Notorious B.I.G plays as Dark Demon walks onto the stage, with a sling on his arm )

Masters: DARK DEMON IS HERE! OH MY GOD! AND …HE JUST RIPS THE SLING OFF HIS ARM!!!!! I THINK DEMON IS FULLY HEALED!!! DEMON IS RUNNING DOWN TO THE RING AS JAMIE IS WAITING FOR HIM! BUT JAMIE IS BARELY EVEN ABLE TO STAND RIGHT HERE! JAMIE IS A BLOODY MESS AS DARK DEMON ENTERS THE RING AS BOTH MEN GO FACE TO FACE! AND JAMIE SENDS A FIST INTO THE FACE OF DEMON! AND DEMON THROWS ONE BACK AT HIM! BOTH JAMIE AND DEMON THROWING SHOTS AT EACH OTHER AS JAMIE THROWS A SHOT AT DE—DEMON DUCKS UNDERNEATH AS DEMON SCORES WITH THE HANGMANS ELBOW!! JAMIE DOES DOWN AS DEMON SMIRKS, AREN IS CRAWLING OVER!!!! THE REFEREE IS SLIGHTLY CRAWLING OVER FOR THE PIN!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……..TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……….THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Jamie O’Hara 3 – Aren Mstislav 5!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY FIVE FALLS TO THREE …..ARENNNN MSTISLAVVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: WOW! WHAT A MATCH! THAT HAD IT ALL! ACTION! DRAMA! BUT JAMIE CAME SO CLOSE TO TYING THIS UP AND PUTTING IT INTO OVERTIME! BUT DARK DEMON HAS RETURNED TO SCREW JAMIE OVER, ONCE AGAIN!

( Demon leaves the ring, smirking as he meets Bryce Dean up by the ramp )

Masters: This isn’t going to end well, is it?

( 5 MINUTE INTERMISSION )

( Promo video for Match of the Universe 2 plays: It begins with the formation of Hexa-Gun, doublecrossing Zack Crash and revealing their plans of conquest over EAW and desire to resurrect “Extreme”. It shows the various battles Mr. DEDEDE and Ryan Savage have had against The Mercenaries/Hexa-Gun, all to a losing effort. Hexa-Gun is shown losing the Extreme Elimination Chamber match to Team Dynasty, but are subsequently highlighted for their campaign to take over Voltage. We see Hexa-Gun gain full authority of Voltage at Fighting Spirit 2, and the following week on Voltage, Mr. DEDEDE confronts Y2Impact to question his authority. MOTU 2 is subsequently announced, and the long history between Mr. DEDEDE and Y2Impact is captured including highlights of their epic clashes over the last 7 years, including and especially Match Of The Universe 1. The contract signing is the last thing shown, highlighting their war of words but emphasizing the ending, where Y2Impact is able to stop the spear and deliver the Evisceration on Mr. DEDEDE. Promo package comes to an end. )

( Return to the Sprint Center… )

( DING! DING! DING! )

RA: The following match, billed as MATCH OF THE UNIVERSE 2, is scheduled for ONE-FALL AND IS FOR THE ANSWWERRRS WOOOORLD CHAMPIOOOOONSHIIPPPPPPPP!!! …. and per request of the Hexa-Gun AND HRDO, this will be a NO COUNT OUT, NO DISQUALIFICATION, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE EXTREME RULES MATCH!!!! Due to the tie in the Hexa-Gun 3/5 win stimulation, of Y2Impact is to win this contest, Hexa-Gun will have MAJORITY RULE OVER EAW!!! But if Mr. DEDEDE is to win this match, Hexa-Gun will be legally obligated to disband FOR GOOD!

( The lights slowly go dim, and blue light begins emanating from the stage, as a humming an electrical whirring sound can be heard. )

( Rising from the stage are several pillars carrying robotic arms, and these robotic arms are carrying cyborg body parts. The robotic arms begin assembling a humanoid machine in mid air, putting together the torso, and snapping in the limbs and finally snapping in the robotic head similar to Y2Impact’s structure. This machine is constructed while suspended in air, and is dropped down to the stage. The machine takes a few steps forward, with blue and red lights glowing from it’s eyes, and it turns around, tilts its heads down and holds out its arms to form Y2Impact’s signature pose… arena goes black. )

( “Most Kingz (no intro)” by Chris Martin by plays, and the lights go out completely…. but when they return back on, Y2Impact is seen standing in that same pose in place of the humanoid robot. He turns around, sporting his light up coat and metallic looking ring gear, and pyro shoots up from the stage before he continues his entrance down to the ring. )

RA: Introducing first… REPRESENTING HEXA-GUN… FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, WEIGHING 226 POOOOOOUUUNNNNNNNDSSSSSS…. YYYYYYYY2222222222222IIIIIMMMPPPAAAAAAAACCCCTTT!!!!

WWEFan: Y2Impact has assembled himself from scrap metal, wiring and bolts into the calculating and callous machine! Y2Impact has forged together perhaps the most dominant force in the history of EAW!

Kawajai: The story has almost become predictable, Fan. No matter what anyone does, no matter what anybody throws at them, Hexa-Gun wins! That’s been the story time and time and time again, and it’s because of this general, the Quintessential Champion, the ringleader himself Y2Impact has lead Hexa-Gun into charge! And tonight, the fate of EAW rests on HIS shoulders. He’s quite frankly in the best shape of his life, he’s a genius — a marksman in the ring, and most importantly there is a MASSIVE, MASSIVE chip on his shoulder. All of the history points to his one goal, one objective. Winning is the only computable option for The Machine! But can he do it.

( Impact awaits his opponent in the ring as his music dies down… he paces around, loosening himself up with a stern expression on his face. )

( “Feedback” by Kanye West hits… smoke rises at the stage. Soon after, Mr. DEDEDE charges through the smoke in his “God & The Devil” t-shirt, dark shades on, and the Answers World Championship around his waist. )

RA: And his opponent…. he is the REIGNING, DEFENDING, ANSWEEERRS WOOORLD CHAMPIIOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN….. “THE GAWD” … MMMMMMIIIIISTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

( DDD stops at the middle of the ramp, and throws up the double corna as pyro shoots up from the stage at a rapid rate. DDD continues his entrance following that. )

WWEFan: You think of the “big match” scenario and the first name that comes to mind is this man’s. This is a man who in all honesty epitomizes the big matches, and has for just about the last decade! We’ve seen DDD in situations like this before, competing in some of the most important matches in EAW history. This man has defended EAW against forces like Hexa-Gun before and has taken on some of the biggest, most powerful factions in the HISTORY of professional wrestling!

Kawajai: But the one thing that’s different this time around… DDD has already taken on Hexa-Gun multiple times, and he’s yet to be successful. Hexa-Gun have completely outclassed Mr. DEDEDE, but to his credit, the stakes couldn’t be any higher! EVERYTHING is on the line! The company, his title, and now more than ever, Mr. DEDEDE truly has EVERYTHING to lose!

( “Feedback” dies down as DDD is pacing in the ring, and he glances at Impact while Impact reciprocates with a callous glare at his opponent. )

WWEFan: This match will be decided mentally. Physically, they’ve proven they’re at their best, they’ve proven they’re MILES AHEAD of where they were in the first Match of the Universe. But the question for Mr. DEDEDE is where will his head be at following what happened to Tarah earlier? Can he stay focused? Because we know one thing for sure, this match is EVERYTHING to Y2Impact!

( DDD gives the AWC a kiss before handing it to the referee. The official raises the Answers World Championship to the crowd, and hands it to the time keeper while DDD and Impact engage in unbreaking eye contact. )

Kawajai: EVERYTHING is on the line! THE SEQUEL TO ONE OF THE GREATEST MATCHES EVER, SEVEN YEARS IN THE MAKING, IS SET TO BEGIN! HEXA-GUN VS. THE ESTABLISHMENT. THE MACHINE AGAINST GOD. MATCH OF THE UNIVERSE 2 IS ON, RIGHT NOW!!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

( Mr. DEDEDE and Y2Impact stare down, leaving their corners, and slowly approaching each other… )

WWEFan: These two legends are tied for the most World Championships in the history of EAW. If Impact wins this match, he will of course break this tie and win an unprecedented SEVENTH World Title. These two gargantuan figures in the lore of this industry are slowly closing in…. and they lock arms! The grapple begins, testing each other’s strength with the greco roman knuckle lock…. they’re exerting their full strength in this lock up! This, if anything else, is a battle for mental leverage, but there may not be any more mentally sharp combatants in the history of this sport than the two currently in this ring! DDD has Impact backed into the ropes with this lock up, and DDD’s getting too close for comfort to Imp, so Imp SHOVES HIM BACK AWAY FROM HIM. DDD and Imp go circling the ring again, looking for even the smallest opening to present itself, and they get right into a collar & elbow tie up. After a bit of jocking for position, Impact turns that into a hammerlock, but DDD bends and contorts his body out of it, reverses with a wristlock on Impact, and gets in a hammer lock of his own… Imp shoulder rolls through the lock, but DDD rolls through with him as Imp’s at a seated position, and Impact front rolls over bringing DDD to his back and gets a lateral press. Imp quickly jumps to his feet and hits a DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!! But DDD avoids it by twirling away with lightning quickness before rushing back to his feet, and he comes at Impact with a running right hand! COUNTER BY IMP INTO A BEAUTIFUL ARMDRAG! DDD POPS BACK UP, ANOTHER ARMDRAG, NO, DDD COUNTERS MID-ARMDRAG WITH HIS OWN ARMDAG OUT OF MIDAIR! IMP POPS BACK UP, ANOTHER ARMDRAG BY DDD! IMP RETURNS, THIS TIME A HIP TOSS BY DDD–BUT IMPACT COUNTERS THAT WITH A CART-WHEEL WRISTLOCK REVERSAL, AND HITS A UNIQUE INSIDE OUT ARMDRAG ON MR. DEDEDE. BACKFLIP ARMDRAG!

Kawajai: DDD hits the ground hard, rushes back up, but loses balance and stumbles to the ropes, and IMP SPRINTS ACROSS FOR THE CLOTHESLINE TO THE OUTSIDE!!! No, DDD ducks that, sprints across the ring, Imp comes after him and DDD comes back with a CORKSCREW 360 CROSSBODY!! BUT IMP VERTICAL LEAPS OVER THAT, RUSHES TO THE ROPES IN FRONT OF HIM AND HITS A LIONSAULT!!!!! NOBODY HOME, DDD HOISTS HIS LEGS UP AND BACK-ROLLS OUT OF IT TO HIS FEET AND COUNTERS WITH A BACK SENTON ON IMP WHILE HE’S GROUNDED! The Champ leans back over his opponent!

Ref: OOOOOOOONEE!!

WWEFan: DDD nips up to his feet after just a one count and runs the ropes in front of him while Impact flips over to his front, and DDD hops over him and rebounds off the parallel ropes, only for Imp to pop up and counter with a MONKEY FLIP!!! BUT DDD FRONT HANDSPRINGS TO HIS FEET RATHER THAN TAKING THE BUMP, AND DDD COMES BACK AT IMP WITH A JUMPING SHOULDER BLOCK! Imp recovers, RUNNING SPINNING BACK ELBOW FROM DDD!!! NO Impact ducks that and gets a roll up from behind! But by the time the ref slides to the mat, DDD rolls out of the rolls up to his knees, and Imp pushes him back to the mat and SNATCHES THE LEGS FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!!!!! BUT DDD USES HIS LEG STRENGTH TO SEND IMP FLYING! DDD sprints to his feet and rebounds off the perpendicular ropes, and comes RIGHT BACK IMPACT WITH THE SPPPPEEEEEAAARRRRRRR!!!! BUT IMPACT HOLDS OUT HIS ARMS TO STOP THE SPEAR!!!!! BUT DDD SHOULDER-ROLLS PAST IMPACT, JUMPS UP TO HIS FEET, AND SPRINGS UP WITH A JUMPING ROUNDHOUSE AFTER FAKING HIM OUT! NO! IMPACT DUCKS THAT, AND JUMPS AT THE LEGS OF HIS GROUNDED OPPONENT TO LOCK IN THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!! HE GOT IT!!!!!! BUT DDD’S RIGHT BY THE ROPES, AND FORCES A ROPE BREAK! DDD DRAGS HIMSELF TO THE APRON, AND EVENTUALLY OUT OF THE RING, AND OUT OF THE HOLD!

Kawajai: If you can recall, Mr. DEDEDE used that same combo at Pain for Pride 8 against Impact to his success, but this time The Machine had that potential threat well scouted, and neutralized! He has Mr. DEDEDE completely analyzed, and the Answers World Champ could’ve been in serious trouble if it weren’t for how close he were to those ropes.

WWEFan: DDD’s rolls back into the ring and has recovered quickly, but Imp BLASTS HIM WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION, AND IS BATTERING DOWN BLOWS OVER THE SPINE. Impact is looking to apply now what appears to be a FRONT GUILLOTINE CHOKEHOLD NOW! DDD’s privy to that hold, and is reacting quickly before he gets the life sucked out of him. DDD uses all of his leverage to counter with a BACK BODY DROP! But Impact lands on his feet and has his back turned to DDD — SPINNING BACKFIST BY MR. DEDEDE!!! IMPACT DUCKS IT ALMOST AS IF HE KNEW IT WAS COMING, BACK-PEDALS UNDER THE ARM AND HITS A SPIN-KICK TO THE KIDNEYS!!! NOW A KNEE TO THE CHEST OF A DOUBLED OVER DDD! Impact fires off with a right hand to the skull, and follows it up going for the Irish whip… but DDD REVERSES THE WHIP — BUT IMPACT REVERSES THE REVERSED WHIP INTO THE KITCHEN SINK KNEE TO THE GUT! DDD FRONT FLIPS TO A SEATED POSITION, PUNT KICK TO THE SPINE! DDD’s on all fours, and Imp hops over DDD and rebounds off the ropes for a CROSSBODY ON A NOW STANDING MR. DEDEDE! WHOOOA, DDD BACKBENDS UNDERNEATH THE CROSSBODY DOWN TO A CRAB WALK! HOW IN THE HELL!?!? AND DDD ROLLS BACK OVER HIS OPPONENT FOR THE LATERAL PRESS! IMP QUICKLY SHOVES OUT OF IT, INSULTED BY THE COUNTER, AND DDD SNAPS IN A SIDE HEADLOCK. Impact rushes to his feet, but DDD snaps in the headlock even tighter and forces forces Impact back into the turnbuckle at the corner of the ring!

Kawajai: This, more than anything, seems like DDD’s way of keeping the very little control he has of this match even if it’s just for the moment! Impact is very much still in this, but is panting and snarling at being caught in this position. As a result, Impact buries HEAVY FISTS INTO THE SIDE OF DEDEDE’S BODY! IMP JABS IN THOSE FOREARMS, AND SENDS HAMMERSHOTS INTO THE BODY! DDD’s hold is being weakened, and Impact shoves DDD away from him and out of the corner. Imp sprints towards DDD, but DDD Irish whips him — but IMP HOLDS HIS GROUND, REVERSES THE WHIP, AND YANKS HIM BACK FOR A LEG LARIAT!!! DDD DUCKS UNDER IT, WRISTLOCK FROM BEHIND, AND FINALLY IRISH WHIPS IMPACT INTO THE FAR CORNER AND COMES AFTER HIM… BUT IMPACT SPRINGBOARDS OFF BOTH SIDES OF THE CORNER FOR THE TRIANGLE BULLDOG!! DDD’s back up to a knee quickly but holding his face, and Impact sprints up to his feet and runs the ropes again…. DDD’s doubled over, and IMP ROLLS DOWN THE BACK, BUT DDD STRAIGHTENS UP HIS BACK AND POPS HIS OPPONENT UP INTO A MINI POP-UP POWERBOMB PINNING BRIDGE!

Ref: OOOOOOOOONNNNEEEE!!! TW-

Kawajai: KICK OUT! Impact rushes up to his feet as quickly as he can, holding the back of his head following that unique pop up counter, and DDD comes at him — BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE LEGS FROM IMPACT. DDD’s down, Imp backs away, and DDD’s coming back up and is doubled over and IMP ROLLS DOWN THE BACK AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME NAILS A ROLLING SUNSET-FLIP PIN INTO THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!!!

WWEFan: SEAMLESS TRANSITION, AND HE’S JUST GOT TO TURN HIM OVER, AND THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MAY AS WELL BE HIS FOR THE TAKING!!! DDD’S FIGHTING WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN’T HAPPEN THOUGH, AND IMP SENDS KICKS INTO THE LOWER SPINE WHILE HE’S GOT THE LEGS FIRMLY HOISTED! IMP SENDS SHOOT KICKS INTO THE SIDES AND THE LEGS, BUT DDD’S STILL FIGHTING! AFTER A LITTLE TOO MUCH GRIEF, IMPACT OPTS OUT OF THE WALLS, AND NOW HE INSTEAD SETTLES FOR THE SLINGSHOT INTO THE CORNER!!! DDD’s head hits the turnbuckle hard! DDD’s stunned and dazed, and Imp takes him over to another corner to bash his face into that turnbuckle as well, turn him around, and hit a LOUD KNIFE EDGE CHOP! AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A PALM CHOP WITH THE RIGHT! AND HITS A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE WITH THAT SAME HAND! DDD DUCKS THAT, SLAP ACROSS THE FACE FROM DDD! FURIOUS FOREARM FROM IMP, BUT IT’S BLOCKED BY DDD’S FOREARM — JUMPING BICYCLE KNEE TO THE CHEST BY THE CHAMP! DDD takes Imp back into the corner now, and hits a FLURRY OF KNIFE EDGE CHOPS INTO THE STERNUM! THOSE LOUD CHOPS ARE LIGHTING UP THE CHEST OF THE LEADER OF THE HEXA-GUN AS THEY BOUNCE RIGHT OFF THE STERNUM IN SUCCESSION! BUT AFTER THE FOURTH SHOT, IMPACT TAGS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND! Imp switches spots with DDD now, and goes for a RIGHT, AND A LEFT, BOTH DODGED BY DDD! BACKHAND TO THE FACE, DODGED BY DDD! RIGHT, LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT, DODGED, DODGED, DUCKED AND DODGED BY MR. DEDEDE MY GOD! DDD TAKES IMP BACK INTO THE CORNER, AND HITS A JUMPING EXPOSED HEADBUTT! IMP’S DAZED, DDD FAKES THE RIGHT, IMPACT FLINCHES — DDD ROCKS HIM WITH THE LEFT UPPERCUT! IMP’S JAW WAS ROCKED WITH THAT UPPERCUT, AND HERE COMES A FLURRY OF BODYSHOTS FROM DDD NOW! DDD WITH NEARLY HALF A DOZEN PRECISE BODY SHOTS, AND A KNIFE EDGE CHOP FOR HIS TROUBLES! DDD takes Imp out of the corner by the wrist, IRISH WHIP, BUT DDD FAKES THE WHIP AND YANKS HIM BACK IN TO A SPIN KICK TO THE MIDSECTION. HEEL LIFT KICK TO THE FACE OF A DOUBLED OVER IMPACT. ROLLING FOREARM TO THE FACE, JUMPING KNEE TO THE CHEST, SPINNING SHOOT KICK TO THE RIBS, MY GOD THE CHAMP IS LIGHTING HIM UP! YOU CAN HEAR EACH BLOW FROM THE CHEAP SEATS, THE MACHINE IS BEING DISMANTLED! JUMPING LEFT KNEE TO THE JAW! IMP’S DAZED! ROLLING BACKHAND BY DDD SLAPS IMP ACROSS THE MOUTH! DDD WHIPS IMPACT TO THE ROPES, IMP COMES BACK ABSOLUTELY RACKED WITH PAIN, AND DDD CATCHE– NO IMPACT RETURNS LOOKING FOR THE EVISCERATION!!!!!!!! BUT DDD POPS HIM UP AND OVER TO BEHIND, AND DDD CATCHES IMP COMING DOWN WITH A LOOOOUD ROLLING BACKFIST!!!! FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A ROUNDHOUSE!!!! BANG!!! CLEEEEEAN FREAKING SHOT!!! AND DROPS OVER HIM FOR THE HOOK OF THE LEG!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!! TWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!

Kawajai: KICK OUT AT TWO! MOTHER OF GOD, THOSE COMBINATIONS, THOSE STRIKES, THAT WAS JUST AN UNREAL ASSAULT BY THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!

WWEFan: Y2Impact took a BEATING on that unbelievable sequence from The Gawd! It seems taking the aggressive approach backfired on him, and even The Machine couldn’t box with God there. Impact’s got no choice but to roll out of the ring following that one! DDD’s gathering his breath, collecting himself while Impact tries as he might to shake off that ballistic assault. Impact painstakingly drags himself up to his feet right in front of us, and DDD in the ring is down to a knee…. with his back turned from Imp… but staring up at the titantron and watching Impact’s every move… and JUST AS IMP GETS TO A VERTICAL BASE, DDD TAKES OFF LIKE A SPRINTER, RUNS THE ROPES, SPRINGS BACK ACROSS THE ROPES, AND GOES UP AND OVER FOR THE “VINTAGE” DEDEDE!!!!! HE CLEARS THE ROPES WITH THE HILO!!! BUT IMPACT EVASIVELY DODGES IT, AND DDD JUST BARELY STICKS THE LANDING! And look at Impact, Impact lands a BIG TIME RUNNING FOREARM! That caught DDD off guard, and sends him slumped over our announce desk here, and Impact grabs DDD by the hair and BOUNCES HIS FACE off our table like a basketball! DDD stands up dazed, and Imp comes at him again — BODY SHOT BY DDD! IMP FIRES BACK WITH A ROLLING FOREARM! DDD backs away, and Impact hits an OBLIQUE KICK. DDD’s brought down to a knee, and Imp takes DDD back up and runs him across ringside, TOSSING HIM INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST! OH MY GOD DDD’S PEC CRASHES INTO THE POST, AND SMACKS AGAINST THE STEEL! DDD staggers away, but drops down to a knee holding his right pec, and Impact wipes sweat off his brow before pulling DDD back up and hitting a STINGING KICK TO THE RIGHT PEC!

Kawajai: Seem’s like a POI for The Machine, he may have locked into a target in this match, and a seam may be beginning to show from the Answers World Champion! Impact takes DDD over to the ring steps and BOUNCES HIS RIGHT ARM OVER THOSE STEEL STEPS! DDD retreats, holding his arm and pectoral muscle, and Imp’s tailed him and yanks him back, to FLING HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! The body of the Answers World Champion smacks against the protective barricade, with not much give to it if we’re being honest! Imp drags DDD who’s still on the ground like a sack of bricks, and the two end up right in front of us as DDD’s pulled up to his feet… and Y2IMPACT BLATANTLY TOSSES DEDEDE SPINE-FIRST INTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH THE BELLY TO BELLY OVERHEAD RELEASE SUPLEX! DDD’S TURNED INSIDE OUT, HITTING THE SHARP EDGE OF OUR TABLE SPINE FIRST! Impact drops to his knees, and is just hitting an assault of closed fists into his opponent! Impact’s FORCING control of this match by any means necessary! He’s firing off with those ferocious punches straight into the skull, and he’s holding nothing back! Now Imp’s up to his feet, and stomps repeatedly at his down opponent with a FURIOUS assault of mud hole stomps! Impact is mercilessly putting the boots to the AWC!

Kawajai: Imp drags DDD up from the floor and rolls him onto our announce desk…. and Imp walks over to the ring apron and slowly pulls himself onto it…. The Machine is analyzing his opponent, and Imp just hits a JUMPING AXE HANDLE OFF THE APRON INTO THE SKULL OF THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! And now Impact wastes no time, he rushes back to the apron….. OH MY GOD!!!! Y2IMPACT SPRINGS TO THE TOP ROPE IN ONE BOUND!!!!!! AND IMPACT HITS THE LIONSAULT OFF THE APRON, ONTO MR. DEDEDE, RIGHT ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!

WWEFan: HOOOLY SMOKES DID YOU HEAR THAT SOUND!? MY GOODNESS!!! OUR TABLE HAS YET TO BREAK, OUR TABLE SURVIVES THIS ONSLAUGHT, BUT I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN SAY THE SAME FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!! DDD’S IN ENORMOUS TROUBLE, AND AS PART OF THE FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE STIPULATION, IMPACT GETS THE COVER RIGHT HERE ON OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!

Ref: OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!! TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO-

Kawajai: DDD WITH A SHOULDER UP, AND HE ROLLS OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE DROPPING DOWN LIFELESSLY TO THE FLOOR! Let’s take another look at that INCREDIBLE move!

( REPLAY: Y2Impact’s Lionsault off the apron, onto Mr. DEDEDE who’s laid out on the announce table )

( Return to the live feed… we see Mr. DEDEDE doing all he can to recover, while Y2Impact sits up, holding his ribs in pain, but grinning evilly after delivering his move. )

WWEFan: Well it’s the truth Kawa, Y2Impact did hit an INCREDIBLE move there, that deserves all the credit in the world, he really managed to deliver that relatively perfectly! And look at DEDEDE, you can see a gash form across his lower back, with blood slowly dripping out of it… that laceration could be from that slam he took right onto the edge of our desk. Regardless Impact hovers over his opponent and delivers a STINGING KICK straight into that cut on his back! Now Impact’s digging underneath the ring to pull out… WHAT IS THAT… THAT-THAT LOOKS LIKE A BASKET OF SALT! Y2IMPACT HAS DRAGGED A SALT BASKET OUT FROM UNDER THE RING, AND IS HOVERING OVER DDD WITH THAT CONTAINER….. WHAT AN ODD ”WEAPON”, BUT I THINK I KNOW WHAT HIS PLANS ARE WITH THAT….. OOOOOOHHHHH MY GOSH!!!! IMPACT DUMPS THE CONTENTS OF THAT SALT BASKET STRAIGHT INTO MR. DEDEDE’S WOUNDS!!! DDD SHOOTS TO HIS FEET, SCREAMING IN PAIN, DESPERATELY TRYING TO CLEAN SALT OFF HIS BACK, AND ROLLS INTO THE RING ROLLING AROUND IN AN ABSOLUTE STATE OF SUFFERING! IMPACT ENTERS THE RING RELISHING IN THE PAIN DDD’S IN! IMP HITS A PUNT KICK STRAIGHT INTO THAT SPINE, SENDING DDD FLYING OVER TO THE CORNER! DDD shoots up to his feet, still desperately trying to rub salt out of the wound, and IMP SPRINTS RIGHT AT HIM WITH A RUNNING CORKSCREW EUROPEAN UPPERCUT. DDD’s turned around now, leaned over the corner and IMPACT HITS A FLURRY OF SHOULDER THRUSTS STRAIGHT INTO THE LACERATED BACK OF MR. DEDEDE! DDD GRUNTING AND YELLING IN PAIN FOR EACH SHOULDER THRUST, THAT’S JUST PAIN BEING DRIVEN INTO THE SLICED OPEN SPINE!

Kawajai: Impact turns DDD back around and slings him over his shoulder to hoist him to a seated position on the top turnbuckle, and Impact follows the champ up there… maybe perhaps gearing for something…. NOW IMPACT SPRINGS OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE LOOKING FOR THE SHARPSHOT FLIP SIDE!!! FRANKENSTEINER OFF THE TOP ROPE!! BUT NOOOO. DDD SHOVES HIM OUT OF IT AT THE LAST SECOND! Impact hits the mat sternum first, and Imp rushes back up to his feet, but DDD shoves him RIGHT BACK off the top turnbuckle causing Imp to land on the mat hard again!!! DDD now adjusts himself after two crucial saves, he’s side-stepping out of the turnbuckle onto a seated position on the ropes to the left of the turnbuckle… and DDD MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR A SPEAR OFF THE ROPES!!! BUT LOOK AT THIS!!! IMPACT SPRINTS UP TO HIS FEET AGAIN, SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES PERPENDICULAR TO DDD, AND HITS A SPRINGBOARD TRIANGLE CODEBREAKEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!! BUT DDD SNATCHES THE LEGS IN MIDAIR, AND AS THEY COME DOWN DDD COUNTERS WITH A PINNING BRIDGE!!!!!

Ref: OOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEE!!!

WWEFan: FRANTIC KICKOUT BY IMPACT! What would have been an awesome innovative move is instead met with an even more innovative counter, as the two men rush back up to their feet — BACKFLIP INSIDE OUT ARMDRAG BY IMPACT! DDD recovers, ANOTHER INSIDE OUT ARMDRAG ATTEMPT BY IMPACT, BUT DDD HOLDS HIS GROUND CAUSING IMP TO BACKFLIP AND LAND ON HIS FEET, AND DDD COUNTERS WITH THE C4!!!! FLIP BOTTOM CONNECTS! WOW! LATERAL PRESS!

Ref: OOOOOOOOONNEEEEEE!!! TWWWWWWWWWW-

WWEFan: Impact frantically kicks out again, this time at two! Imp gets back up to his feet as DDD goes for ANOTHER ARMDRAG, BUT IMPACT COUNTERS THE ARMDRAG WITH A SATELLITE ARMBREAKER, RIGHT ONTO THAT LESS THAN 100% RIGHT ARM AND PECTORAL MUSCLE! BRILLIANT COUNTER BY IMPACT, AS DDD ROLLS AWAY HOLDING HIS RIGHT PEC, AND IMPACT RUSHES TO THE ROPES NEAR DDD AND GOES FOR ANOTHER LIONSAULT!!!! DDD COUNTERS LIKE HE DID BEFORE, HOISTING HIS LEGS UP AND BACK ROLLING OUT OF THE WAY, BUT IMP HAS IT SCOUTED BY LANDING ON HIS FEET! DDD RUSHES UP TO HIS FEET, AND IMP COMES AT HIM WITH THE EVISCERATION!!! DDD MANAGES TO CATCH THE CODEBREAKER, HOISTING IMPACT, AND COUNTERS WITH THE POP-UP KICK TO THE MIDSECTION IN MIDAIR! LOOOUD KICK CATCHES IMP IN THE MIDSECTION AS HE’S COMING DOWN, AND DDD YANKS IN HIS DOUBLED OVER OPPONENT RIGHT AFTER THAT — DEDEDE DDT!!!!!!! GOT IT!!!! ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE HOOK OF THE LEG!!!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEE!!! TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Kawajai: ANOTHER KICK OUT OF TWO BY IMPACT. My God this is just incredible, but of these two men literally have to play mindgames and use tactics, and pull out reveals that we’ve never seen just to hit a damned move! We knew this match was going to be something special, but just seeing how difficult, how truly truly difficult it is for both of these men to get the advantage, really puts into perspective how much training and preparation was put behind this match! To say these men know each other well is an understatement! They have each other completely and utterly scouted! Mr. DEDEDE’s backed into a corner out of sight from Impact, and it looks like he might be going for the finishing blow! Imp’s shaking off the pain from that DEDEDE DDT, and a cut may have even developed at the top of his head, but he’s getting back up …. and TURNS AROUND!!! MR. DEDEDE TAKES OFF WITH A SPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRR!!! BAAAAAANNGGGG!!!! GOT HI– NO!! IMPACT NARROWLY LEAPFROGS OVER HIM, SNATCHES THE LEGS, WALLS OF IMPACT!!!!!! FULLY SYNCHED IN NOW!!! OH MY GOODNESS, WHAT A DANGEROUS PREDICAMENT FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! I DON’T KNOW WHAT DDD WAS THINKING THERE, THE SPEAR MIGHT JUST BE THE LAST MOVE YOU WANT TO GO FOR AGAINST IMPACT, BECAUSE IMPACT SEEMS TO HAVE THE PERFECT COUNTER FOR EVERY ATTEMPT IMAGINABLE!

WWEFan: WELL WHATEVER DEDEDE WAS GOING FOR, IT DIDN’T WORK, BECAUSE IMPACT IS NOW SITTING RIGHT ON HIS BACK AND IS JUST MOMENTS AWAY FROM PUSHING WHATEVER DEDEDE HAS LEFT IN THE TANK OUT OF HIM! DEDEDE’S PAST THE POINT OF LOOKING FOR AN ESCAPE, HE’S JUST TRYING TO DRAG HIMSELF DESPERATELY TO THE ROPES, BUT THE WALLS OF IMPACT HAVE NO GIVE! THERE’S NO LEEWAY, NO PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE. MR. DEDEDE’S NOW TRYING TO FORCE HIMSELF TO THE ROPES, AND HE’S GETTING SOMEWHERE, BUT IMP IS STILL LITERALLY RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM AND IS TRYING TO READJUST TO REEEEAR AS FAR BACK AS HE CAN! DDD TAKES A FEW MORE DRAGS TO THE ROPES, AND HE’S NOT FAR NOW, BUT THE EXPRESSION OF PAIN ON HIS FACE, THAT TELLS THE REAL STORY! MEN HAVE GIVEN UP WITH THEIR FINGER TIPS AT THE ROPES BEFORE, AND DDD’S FAR FROM ANY ORDINARY MAN, BUT EVEN HE HAS A BREAKING POINT! DDD TAKES ANOTHER DESPERATE DRAG…. AND…… HE CLUTCHES THE BOTTOM ROPE! IMP GIVES A LITTLE BIT OF LEVERAGE, BUT THOSE WALLS ARE STILL APPLIED, AND IMP IS REFUSING TO LET GO! … NOW LOOK, DEDEDE GRABS AHOLD OF THE SECOND ROPE WITH BOTH HANDS!!! IMP’S GOT THE HOLD IN TIGHT, AND DDD’S BEING FOLDED UP LIKE A DAMNED ACCORDION!!!! IMPACT REEEEARS BACK ALL THE WAY!!! HE SHOULDN’T BE BENDING THIS WAY, HE SHOULD NOT BE BENDING THIS WAY!!!

Kawajai: WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! METH LOCK!!!!!!! COUNTERS WITH THE METH LOCK!!!!! DDD’S BENT HIMSELF BACK FAR ENOUGH FOR THE VERTICAL MUTA LOCK!!! IMPACT IMMEDIATELY RELEASES THE WALLS OF IMPACT, AND DEDEDE HAS THE VERTICAL MUTA LOCK APPLIED!!! IMPACT TRIES THRUSTING HIS WEIGHT FORWARD, DROPPING TO THE MAT, BUT DDD’S GOT THE METH LOCK SNAPPED IN!!!! IMPACT’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO!!!! DDD NOW SITS UP, WITH A DEMONIC EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE, AND REEEEEEEEARS BACK THE NECK CRANK WITH THE VERTICAL MUTA LOCK PUTTING IMPACT TO THE TEST NOW! A BRILLIANT COUNTER BY THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, HAS NOW COMPLETELY TURNED THE TABLES!!!! IMPACT SENDS BACK A FEW ELBOWS, BUT DDD’S NOT EVEN RESPONDING! IMP IS THROWING UP A FEW FISTS, AND IS TRYING TO PRY APART THE HANDS OF MR. DEDEDE, BUT DEDEDE IS NOT BUDGING! METHUSELAH HAS COME ALIVE IN THE FORM OF THE METH LOCK, AND DDD YANKS BACK MORE, CRANKING OVER AND OVER AND OVER, NODDING HIS HEAD, SALIVATING, SNARLING!!! THIS MIGHT BE IT!!!! IMP IS CONSIDERING TAPPING, HE HAS HIS HAND OUT TO TAP!!!!

WWEFan: NOT YET! IMPACT HITS CRUCIAL PUNCHES TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! IMPACT IS HITTING HAMMERSHOTS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD NOW! ANDDDD…. DDD RELEASES THE HOLD! THE MACHINE HAS BROKEN THE VICE GRIP OF GOD! Impact drops to all fours wincing in pain, and DDD’s on all fours panting as well… they’re taking the brief reprieve they have to gather energy, or perhaps contemplate their next mo– IMP SPRINTS UP TO HIS FEET, AND DEADFLIFTS DDD UP FROM THE GROUND WITH A TIGER SUPLEX!!!! DRILLS DDD ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, AND HOLDS THE PIN!!!!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!! TWWWWWW–

WWEFan: IMPACT ROLLS THROUGH THAT AND BACK UP TO HIS FEET WITH THE TIGER SUPLEX HOLD HELD IN… BACKPEDALING TO THE CORNER FOR A REVERSE TIGER SUPLEX THROW!!!!! DDD’S SENT FLYING AND CRASHING INTO THE CORNER! DDD DROPS TO A SEATED POSITION, HOLDING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, AND IMPACT JOGS ACROSS THE RING, WAITING FOR DDD TO PULL HIMSELF UP, AND IMPACT SPRINTS BACK!!!! SPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! DDD CATCHES HIM HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING WITH A SPEAR!!!!!! MY GOD!!!! HOW!?!? HOW!?!? WITH A SURGE OF ADRENALINE, AND A LAST DITCH EFFORT, DDD EMPTIES EVERYTHING HE’S GOT INTO THE SPEAR, AND HE DROPS AN ARM OVER THE CHEST!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!! TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRRR-

Kawajai: KICK OUT!!! AT TWO AND SEVEN EIGHTHS!!!!

WWEFan: And you can tell just by the defeated look on Mr. DEDEDE’s face, that not only did that take a lot of out him, but he’s got to be wondering as well what’s it going to take!? After all he went through just to execute that move, it proved to be not for naught! Impact is definitely still laid out, holding a torso that’s got a couple of welts on it after taking some serious blows… but DDD’s just got his hands over his head, thinking about the next possible step.. DDD after a moment of contemplation sits up and quickly gets to the nearest turnbuckle, which is about halfway across the ring, and now DDD steps to the apron… flicks his hair back… and is MAKING HIS ASCENT TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! IMPACT STILL LOOKS OUT OF IT, AND DDD’S PERCHED RIGHT AT THE TOP! FOLKS IMPACT IS MORE THAN HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!!! THAT’S GOING TO TAKE SOME SERIOUS AIR TIME! BUT REGARDLESS MR. DEDEDE TAKES FLIGHT!!!! THAT’S GOD!!!! NOOOORTH STAAAAAARRRRRRR!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!!!! INTO THE EVISCERATION!!!!!!! OHHH MY GOOOOODDD!!! CAUGHT HIM IN MIDAIR!!!! IMPACT SPRUNG UP AT THE LAST SECOND, AND CLEARED HIM WITH AN AMAZING CODEBREAKER!!!!! MAGNIFICENT!!! AND WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT, IMPACT DRAPES OVER HIS OPPONENT, AND THE HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!!!

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Kawajai: KICK OUT!!! JUST AS THE REF’S HAND HITS THE MAT! DDD SAVES HIS RUN BY THE SKIN OF HIS TEETH, THAT WAS SO CLOSE!

WWEFan: REMARKABLE! I CAN’T BELIEVE HE KICKED OUT OF THAT! I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER SEEN ANYTHING QUITE LIKE THIS! I thought FOR SURE Hexa-Gun was going to gain full control of EAW after seeing that! Y2Impact pulls himself up to a seated position in shock and awe, with his eyes bugging out following that kick out! Impact caught DEDEDE with about as big a blow as he could possibly have dished out, and DDD had just enough left in the tank! MATCH OF THE UNIVERSE 2 RAGES ON!

Kawajai: Impact gets back up to his feet slowly, holding his midsection in pain, with a stream of blood dripping down his forehead. The previously seemingly impenetrable exterior of The Machine is looking to be tattered, Y2Impact is being put to the ULTIMATE test! Mr. DEDEDE meanwhile is left to grovel before Impact’s feet, while Imp is recovering, contemplating, thinking, looking for a conclusion to come to mind… and IMPACT PULLS DDD UP BY HIS HEAD, UP TO HIS FEET, AND IS LOOKING FOR ANOTHER EVISCERATION!!!! THAT WOULD SEAL THE DEAL!! BUT DDD FIGHTS BACK WITH A HEART PUNCH IN MIDAIR! IMP LANDS ON HIS FEET, ANOTHER SLAP ACROSS THE FACE! DEFIANT SLAP! IMPACT FIRES BACK WITH A RIGHT HAND! DDD FIRES BACK WITH A RIGHT OF HIS OWN! A SHOT BY IMPACT! ANOTHER SHOT BY DDD! BOTH MEN BACK AWAY, BOTH COME BACK WITH SIMULTANEOUS ROLLING FOREARMS THAT CRASH INTO EACH OTHER! LEFT SHOT TO THE RIBS BY DDD, UPPERCUT ACROSS THE JAW! ROLLING BACKHAND! IMP DUCKS IT, SLAP ACROSS THE JAW BY IMPACT! SHOOT KICK TO THE RIBS — DDD CATCHES THE BOOT! COUNTER WITH THE ENZUIGURI! DDD BACKS INTO THE ROPES DAZED, BUT COMES BACK WITH A JUMPING HEADBUTT! GOD YOU CAN HEAR THEIR SKULLS CRACKING INTO EACH OTHER! IMP STAGGERS BACK INTO THE ROPES, COMES BACK, AND BOTH MEN HIT HEADBUTTS AT THE SAME TIME! AND NOW THEY’RE LEANED ON EACH OTHER’S SHOULDERS, USING EACH OTHER FOR SUPPORT! BOTH MEN ARE ON SPAGHETTI LEGS, BOTH ARE HAVING TO SUCK IT UP AFTER BEING PUT IN A WORLD OF PAIN, AND EXCHANGE THESE BLOWS. NOW A FLURRY OF FOREARM ARE HIT SIMULTANEOUSLY, BOTH MEN HIT A STREAM OF RAPID FOREARMS AT THE SAME TIME, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, UNLEASHING EVERYTHING…. AND LEAN ON EACH OTHER FOR SUPPORT AGAIN, SLUMPED OVER EACH OTHER AS REPRIEVE — RIGHT HAND BY IMPACT! MISS! AXE KICK BY MR. DEDEDE!!! IMPACT’S DAZED! DDD GOES FOR A WRISTLOCK INTO THE EAT DEFEAT!!! GOT IT!! IMP’S DAZED, AND DDD KIPS BACK UP INTO A RUNNING YAKUZA KICK!!! GOOD LORD HOW IS DDD EVEN DOING THIS!? WHAT IS DRIVING HIM RIGHT NOW!? IMP’S SENT STAGGERING INTO THE CORNER AS BLOOD GOES FLYING AFTER THAT MASSIVE BOOT! DDD COMES RIGHT BACK….. HELUVA KICK!!!! NO IMP COUNTERS WITH A CORNER AIDED ENZIGURI TO THE ONCOMING LEG! DDD TURNS AROUND HOLDING HIS RIGHT KNEE IN PAIN, AND IMP RUSHES AT DDD FROM BEHIND AND HITS THE SATELLITE DDT!!!! DDD SENT FOR A SPIN, AND DRILLED RIGHT ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD — AND IMPACT SEAMLESSLY ROLLS THROUGH WITH THE SINGLE UNDERHOOK MAINTAINED! IMP SHOOTS TO HIS FEET OH MY GOD!!!!! FRONT FLIP DDT!!!!!! PLANTED!!! NOW Y2IMPACT RUSHES UP, DRAGS DDD IN FRONT OF A TURNBUCKLE, AND SPRINGS UP TO THE TOP….. SLOWLY GATHERS HIMSELF….. 450 SPLASH!!!!! CRISPLY EXECUTED 450 SPLASH!!!!! I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER SEEN IMPACT EVEN HIT THAT MOVE BEFORE! FINALLY THE COVER!

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WWEFan: MR. DEDEDE KICKS OUT! WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT THIS MATCH WHEN YOU HAVE THESE MEN HITTING MOVES THEY’VE NEVER EVEN DONE BEFORE JUST AT AN ATTEMPT TO PUT EACH OTHER AWAY?

Kawajai: That says it all, Fan! But The Machine isn’t rattled, he’s got an objective in mind, he’s got ONE task at hand, and nothing is going to divert him from that goal! DDD’s putting up about as good of a fight as we’ve ever seen him put up in his career… but THE FIGHT MAY BE OVER!!! IMPACT BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND LUNGES FOR THE LEGS OF THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! HE’S GOING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT YET AGAIN!!!! DDD’S PUTTING FORTH AS MUCH RESISTANCE AS HE POSSIBLE CAN, BUT IMPACT HAS TURNED DDD OVER!!! BUT LOOK, DDD FRONT-CURLS HIS UPPER BODY BETWEEN IMP’S LEGS AND LURES IMP INTO A SMALL PACKAGE PIN!

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Kawajai: IMP BREAKS OUT OF IT! THEY BOTH SCRAMBLE TO THEIR FEET — DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN BY IMPACT, AND IMP GOES FOR ANOTHER SLINGSHOT INTO THE ROPES!!! BUT DDD CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE MIDDLE ROPE, IMP COMES AFTER HIM, AND IMPACT HITS A SPEEEEAAAARRR INTO THE CUT OPEN SPINE OF MR. DEDEDE!!! DDD’S LOWER BODY SLIPS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES, AND DDD LANDS ON THE APRON HANGING ON BY THE TOP ROPE! DDD’s pulling himself up to a standing position… and IMPACT CLIMBS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE, AND GOES FOR THE DEADLIFT STRAIGHT JACKET GERMAN SUPLEX THROW FROM THE SECOND ROPE!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!! DDD’S TRYING TO FIGHT IT! DDD’S TRYING TO HANG IN THERE, BUT IMP MMMUSSSCLES HIM UP!!! NO, DDD BREAKS THE HOLD, SLIDES UNDERNEATH THE ROPES BACK INTO THE RING, ENDS UP BEHIND IMPACT, AND YANKS HIM OFF THE SECOND ROPE WITH THE DDD-O-MATIC, FROM THE SECOND ROPE!!!!!!!!! WHAT A REVERSAAAAAALLL! IMPACT DRILLED ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD, TURNED INSIDE OUT, JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THE WAY HIS NECK BENT!!! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IMPACT IS ALREADY GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET!!!! HE’S NOT HUMAN!!!!! HE’S NOT HUMAN!!! IT MUST BE INSTINCT, IT MUST BE AUTOMATIC, BECAUSE THERE’S NO WAY IMP IS IN THE CONDITION TO BE STANDING, AND DDD CAN’T BELIEVE IT! DDD CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE’S SEEING! IMPACT IS ALREADY BACK ON HIS FEET, LEAVING DDD SHAKING HIS HEAD IS DISBELIEF, AND IMPACT CHARGES AT HIM — BUT DDD PLANTS HIM BACK DOWN WITH THE GRAND SLAM!!!!! RING RATTLING GRAND SLAM!!!! THAT’S THE SAME MOVE THAT ENDED PROJECT EGO AT THIS VERY SAME EVENT THREE YEARS AGO! WILL IT END HEXA-GUN!?!? THE DESPERATE COVER!!!!

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WWEFan: KICK OUT!!!!! …… MAN!!!!!!

Kawajai: I… I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY! HAHAHA, OH MAN! WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE!? WHAT IS IT GOING TO FREAKING TAKE!?

( Replay: Mr. DEDEDE counters the straight jacket German suplex off the second rope, into the DDD-O-Matic, and then it shows DDD hitting The Grand Slam )

( Return to the live feed… Impact is laid unconscious, and Mr. DEDEDE is on all fours, sluggishly dragging himself back up to his feet. )

WWEFan: …. Two of the greatest EAW Elitists, Extremists, or whatever they’ll be called following this match up, of all time! Two of the greatest wrestlers of all time, and tonight they have shown why! BUT I THINK IT’S TIME FOR THE CURTAIN CALL! MR. DEDEDE DRAGS IMPACT BY HIS LEGS IN FRONT OF A TURNBUCKLE, AND DDD COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND AFTER THAT. NOW DDD ROLLS TO THE APRON, AND CRAWLS ACROSS THE APRON TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE, PULLING HIMSELF UP WITH EVERY FIBER OF HIS BEING! Y2IMPACT IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE, AT THE RIGHT TIME, BUT THE REST IS UP TO MR. DEDEDE! CAN HE RISE TO THE OCCASION IN TIME, LIKE HE’S DONE SO MANY OTHER TIMES!? MR. DEDEDE IS MAKING THE CLIMB, SLOWLY BUT EVER SO SURELY…… AND AFTER A GRUELING CLIMB, HE’S UP! MR. DEDEDE’S PERCHED HIGH OVER HIS OPPONENT, WITH THE NORTH STAR OR PERHAPS EVEN CORKSCREW NORTH STAR IN MIND………………. BUT DAMN IT, IMPACT ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!!! Y2IMPACT, WITH HIS LAST BREATH, HAS ESCAPED DISASTER! AND DDD’S LEFT AT THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO HIS OWN DEVICES, WHILE IMPACT IS RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP RECOVERING.

Kawajai: What a simple yet MONUMENTAL decision by Y2Impact to avert disaster! Only a veteran can have that kind of ring awareness! Impact is desperately dragging himself up to …. OH DEAR LORD LOOK AT DEDEDE!!! DEDEDE IS TURNED FACING IMPACT, AND IS SIDE STEP TIGHTROPE WALKING THE ROPES!!!!!!!!!! IMPACT FINALLY IS UP TO HIS FEET AFTER SOME TIME, AND STUMBLES FORWARD — WHAT!?!?!?!??! WHAT?!?!?!?!?! WHAT?!!?!?!?!? SHOOTING STAR SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHOOTING!!!!!!!! STAR!!!!!!! SPEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWEFan: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! MR. DEDEDE HITS A SHOOTING STAR SPEEEEEEEARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!! Y2IMPACT HAS BEEN TURNED INSIDE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GOD THAT IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!!!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE ROPES INTO A SPEAR COMING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DEDEDE HAS AN ARM OVER THE TORSO!!!!!!!!! THIS IS IT!!!!!!!

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( DING! DING! DING! )

( “Feedback” by Kanye West” hits )

RA: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILLLLLLLL THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIOOOOON… MMMIIISTTEEEEEEERRRRRR DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Kawajai: THE HEXA-GUN IS NO MORE!!! WHAT A NIGHT, AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT A MATCH!!

( DDD is handed his AWC and attempts to rise back to his feet, but he collapses to the ramp and raises his Answers World Championship from the ground. )

WWEFan: I’M SORRY, BUT I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY!

Kawajai: DEDEDE THROUGH THE SKIN OF HIS TEETH, AFTER A GUTSY PERFORMANCE, CLINCHES THIS COLOSSAL VICTORY!!! JUST A BREATH TAKING EVENING THIS HAS BEEN, AND MATCH OF THE UNIVERSE HAS YET AGAIN LIVED UP TO IT’S NAME! AND THE BIGGEST STORY HERE IS THAT AFTER MONTHS AND MONTHS OF DOMINANCE, HEXA-GUN HAS MET IT’S DOOMSDAY!

( DDD is on the ramp holding up the AWC completely exhausted, favoring his right shoulder and limping up the ramp )

WWEFan: PAIN FOR PRIDE SEASON IS NOW OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY AS WE LEAVE YOU WITH THIS SIGHT! THANK YOU FOR LETTING US INTO YOUR HOMES! GOOD NIGHT!

( Camera fades to black )

( EAW logo buzzes )