Reasonable Doubt 8

( The Pre-Show graphic appears on the screen as we pan into the 3Arena where members of the crowd are starting to fill up the arena and we can see the Hell in a Cell hanging above the ring )

Matt Ryder: Welcome Broski’s to the Reasonable Doubt pre-show! We are live in Dublin, Ireland in the 3arena for this HISTORIC show!

Jake Mercer: Please, Matt, shut up. I was doing A LOT of drinking last night with Dark Demon and Tig Kelly and your annoying voice isn’t helping my hangover.

Matt Ryder: Anyway, coming up now is the Battle Royal to determine the NEW Number One Contender for the Interwire Championship, the winner of this contest will go on to challenge the winner of TLA and Mexican Samurai!

( DING! DING! DING! )

RA: The following contest is the battle royal for the number 1 contendership for the interwire championship! This match will follow standard battle royal rules. There are no pinfalls, submissions, countouts, or disqualifications. The only way a competitor can be eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope and to the arena floor with both feet touching the floor.

(‘’Miracle’’ by Non-Point plays over the speaker system as the 8 men walk out and down the ramp towards the ring)

RA: The competitors for this match are as followed….

Hailing from St Paul, Minnesota, weighing in at 170 pounds…MAXWELL DACHSSSS!

Hailing from Queens, New York, weighing in at 250 pounds….CYPHERRRR SHARPEEEE!

Hailing from Camden, New Jersey, weighing in at 241 pounds…AIDENNN DEIMOSSSS!

Hailing from Wall Street, New York, weighing in at 255 pounds…KERRYYY EUSFORDDD!

Hailing from Belfast, Northern Ireland, weighing in at 250 pounds…MEREKKK BLACKFYRE!

Hailing from Sea Isle, New Jersey, weighing in at 238 pounds…REXXX MCALLISTER!

Hailing from Tijuana, Mexico, weighing in at 220 pounds…PIFF FUMADORRR!

And finally…

Hailing from Toronto, Canada, weighing in at 220 pounds…JASONNN CAGEEE!

Ryder: What an opportunity it is for these eight men. One of these elitists will earn a chance to face either TLA or Mexican Samurai for the Interwire Championship, this could potentially be a career changing match for any of these men. Let’s get this show on the road!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Mercer: Here we go! Straight away Maxwell Dachs sprints at Kerry Eusford and has taken him down with lou thesz press! Dachs with thunderous forearms to the skull of Kerry, Kerry is desperately trying to protect his face here!

Ryder: Everyone else in this match has just backed away and let Dachs at it, they are just stood in shock here. Dachs gets up from Kerry and drags him back to his feet, Dachs grabs Kerry by the head and just tosses him off the top rope! Eusford is gone!

RA: KERRY EUSFORD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Dachs (without mic): WHO ELSE WANTS A PIECE OF ME?

Mercer: What is going on?! We’ve never seen this side of Maxwell Dachs before, he’s displaying a complete new attitude towards EAW. We’ve seen snippets of that in recent weeks and I think we’re all witnessing the transformation of Maxwell Dachs.

Ryder: Meanwhile, Merek Blackfyre has backed Rex McAllister into the corner and is delivering jab after jab to Rex’s gut! Merek has now grabbed the legs of Rex and is trying to throw him over the corner here.

Mercer: Jason Cage and Cypher Sharpe are also going at it at the other side of the ring here, Cage goes for a right hand but Cypher simply blocks it, grabs Cage by the shoulders and tosses him across the ring! What power shown by Cypher!

Ryder: Cage has landed at the feet of Piff Fumador who right now is brawling with Aiden Deimos, they are exchanging lefts and rights here..Piff with a shoot kick right to the gut of Deimos though! Diemos crouches off, Piff bounces off the rope and hits a running bulldog!

Mercer: Piff gets back to his feet..but Maxwell Dachs straight away takes him down with a running axe handle! Piff pops back to his feet immediately but Dachs grabs his head..DDT! Piff’s head driven into that canvas.

Ryder: Rex has managed to fight Merek off and is still struggling with him over in that corner, those two are just trying to eliminate each other right now. However, Cypher Sharpe has now sensed an opportunity here and is coming to join in!

Mercer: Cypher just picks Rex up and pushes him away, Cypher now hits Merek with a vicious forearm! Merek is stuck in that corner and Cypher is just unleashing shot after shot! But Rex has jumped on the back of Cypher!

Ryder: Rex is on Cypher’s back and has wrapped his arms around Cypher’s throat, he has Cypher trapped in a sleeper hold here! Rex is going to choke Cypher out here, Cypher is desperately trying to shake Rex off here.

Mercer: Cypher has managed to move across towards the ropes with Rex on his back and he is just trying to throw him off here and out of the match! It looks like he’s succeeding too as Rex is almost being thrown over here!

Ryder: Cypher is bent over and slightly over the ropes here with Rex over the ropes but on the apron..but look at Merek! Merek runs in and pushes Cypher and Rex over!..but wait! Rex has managed to hold on as Cypher falls!

RA: CYPHER SHARPE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Mercer: There’s Cypher chances gone, Rex was mere inches away from suffering the same fate and having his dreams shattered but he has managed to just hang on and slide back into the ring. He stays alive for the time being.

Ryder: Meanwhile, Jason Cage and Aiden Deimos are going at it in the centre of the ring..Aiden swings for a clothesline but Cage ducks, grabs him by the waist…German suplex! Cage with a beautiful german suplex on Aiden.

Mercer: Maxwell Dachs has now picked Piff back up to his feet, he irish whips him into that corner and runs at him..but Piff sticks a boot up! This causes Dachs to run straight into that boot and wobble backwards.

Ryder: Piff with a high rise dropkick to Dachs! What height from Piff! As well, Cage has picked Deimos back to his feet and has drove him into the corner, Deimos’ back smashing into that turnbuckle!

Mercer: Cage runs at Deimos with a shoulder thrust but Diemos manages to get a knee up! Deimos connecting with a knee right into Cage’s head, Deimos quickly climbs to the second rope and grabs Cage by the head.

Ryder: Deimos is going for a Tornado DDT here, he has Cage by the head but Cage is trying to fight him off. Cage gives him a jab to the stomach which causes Deimos to release his grip..Cage with a roundhouse kick to the head of Deimos! Diemos falls over the top rope!

RA: AIDEN DEIMOS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Mercer: Another man has his dreams destroyed as Aiden Deimos is eliminated by Jason Cage. Cage has now turned his attention towards Rex who is sat up in the corner, Cage runs at him and strikes his foot against Rex’s face!

Ryder: Rex just collapses towards the canvas but here comes Piff! Piff grabs Cage and spins him around, Piff swings for a lariat but Cage manages to duck under it..he grabs Piff and hits a belly to belly suplex!

Mercer: Maxwell Dachs here though runs and slides across the floor taking Cage’s legs out from underneath him! Cage just collapses to the canvas and Dachs immediately starts hammering away at the back of Cage’s head here.

Ryder: Piff gets back to his feet and goes to grab Dachs but Dachs just pushes him away, Piff runs back at him but straight away Dachs grabs Piff and just launches him over the top rope! Piff manages to land on the ring apron though.

Mercer: Dachs moves towards Piff and tries to lay a right hand into him..but Piff just blocks it and gives Dachs a right hand of his own! Dachs wobbles backwards..but Merek Blackfyre flies with with a single legged dropkick! He kicks Piff off the ring apron and onto the floor, Piff is gone!

RA: PIFF FUMADOR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED

Ryder: Just the four men remain now. Maxwell Dachs, Jason Cage, Rex McCallister and Merek Blackfyre, who will go on to win this Battle Royal and have a chance to compete for the EAW Interwire Championship?

Mercer: Rex, Dachs and Cage are all down, only Merek remains on his feet. He is scanning around the ring and is analysing who he should target first. Merek chooses Dachs as his victim and goes toward him and picks him up to his feet.

Ryder: Blackfyre irish whips Dachs off the ropes, Dachs comes running back and Blackfyre hits a hip toss! Dachs is down once again and Blackfyre is in complete control of this Battle Royal right now.

Mercer: Rex has now made it back to his feet here, he runs at Blackfyre and goes for a dropkick!…But Blackfyre simply moves out the way and Rex crashes to the canvas. Blackfyre now picks Rex back to his feet and hits a snap suplex!

Ryder: Jason Cage is the next to test his luck here, he gets to his feet and runs at Blackfyre..but Blackfyre just connects with a big boot! He just took Cage’s head off here with that boot right to the skull.

Mercer: Blackfyre is dominating! He now walks over and picks Dachs back up to his feet, he grabs Dachs by the head and just tosses him over the top rope! Blackfyre threw him like he was a ragdoll and now Dachs is gone!

RA: MAXWELL DACHS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Ryder: Only three men remain here but right now it looks like we only have one winner. Blackfyre grabs Rex by his neck and pulls him back to his feet. Rex is trying to fight him off her with lefts and rights to the gut!

Mercer: Here comes Jason Cage now..Cage unleashing a few blows to Blackfyre as well! Blackfyre has lost his grip of Rex and Cage just hits a forearm smash on Blackfyre which knocks him to the canvas!

Ryder: Cage and Rex take a glance at each other..and they nod their heads! It appears that these two men are teaming up here, not a bad idea at all to eliminate Blackfyre and then go 1 on 1.

Mercer: Cage and Rex get Blackfyre back to his feet, they both grab him…double suplex! Beautiful tag team move utilized there by Cage and Rex, they need to start looking at how they are going to get rid of Blackfyre though now.

Ryder: Rex grabs Blackfyre and brings him back to his feet, he stands behind Blackfyre…fallaway slam! Rex with a devastating move, this could easily be the end of Blackfyre. Cage and Rex are once again exchanging words, they could be plotting something here.

Mercer: Cage gets Blackfyre back to his feet, he runs and attempts to toss him over that top rope..but Blackfyre spins it around and throws Cage over!…BUT NO, Cage has managed to land on that ring apron!

Ryder: Blackfyre goes to get Cage..but Rex sprints at him and tries to take Blackfyre’s head off with a lariat. Blackfyre manages to duck and Rex connects with Jason Cage which takes him off the ring apron! CAGE IS GONE!!!

RA: JASON CAGE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED

Mercer: REX LOOKS IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK THAT HE DID THAT, HE IS JUST STOOD LOOKING AT WHAT HE HAS DONE…BLACKFYRE FROM BEHIND! BLACKFYRE TOSSES REX OVER THE TOP ROPE! MEREK BLACKFYRE HAS WON IT!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(Merek Blackfyre falls backwards as he celebrates. He then gets back to his feet and the referee lifts up his arm in celebration.

RA: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW NUMBER 1 CONTENDER FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP…MEREKKKKK BLACKFYREEEEEE!

Ryder: Huge win for Merek! Merek has overcame seven other men and won this Battle Royal. This means he will get to face either Mexican Samurai or TLA for the Interwire Championship in the future. After tonight’s performance, you have to fancy his chances.

Jake Mercer: Hold on ladies and gentlemen, I am getting BREAKING NEWS from my headset, we’re gonna take this to Max A Million backstage quickly …Max, I hear something BIG has happened backstage?

( Camera pans to Max A Million backstage )

Max A Million: Yes Jake, I have received word that Carlos Rosso has been ATTACKED backstage and he has now in serious doubt to compete tonight for the EAW Tag Team Championship! We’ll will try to receive more word tonight before the match happens but right now, it is not looking good.

( Reasonable Doubt hype video plays )

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d3A2ikiZm4 plays )

( Reasonable Doubt promo vids for each match on the card air until the show begins at 7PM EST. )

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( EAW Intro plays )

( The lights in the arena dim, as the the only light left shining is that of the ring, in which Irish Singer… ENYA, is seen standing, as she lets off in singing the Irish National Anthem… )

“We’ll sing a song… a soldier’s song… With cheering rousing chorus…“

( Meanwhile, on the titantron, highlights show of Xavier Williams and his rise. )

“”…As Round our blazing fires we throng, the starry heavens o’er us!”

( The titantron shifts to highlights of Vic Vendetta, and his emergence as a World Heavyweight Contender… )

“Impatient for the coming fight… and as we wait the morning’s light…”

( The titantron shifts to that of EAW Champion Das Lannister, winning the EAW Championship at King of Elite, and showing no mercy to Athena… )

“Here in the silence of the night… we’ll chant a soldier’s song… “

( The crowd cheers to the top of their lungs as Dark Demon highlights scatter across the screen, showcasing his dominance as EAW Hall of Fame Champion… )

“Soldiers are we…”

( On the titantron – Jamie O’Hara: To reclaim our place. )

“Whose lives are pledged to Ireland… “

( Xavier Williams: Or to destroy its forsaken hero.)

“Some have gone… “

( Lannister: Only to become a debt. )

“From a land beyond the wave… “

( Aren: A Foreign Prince. )

“Sworn to be free…”

( Vic: From the sins of our ancestors. )

“No more our ancient sire land… Shall shelter the despot or the slave…”

( TLA: To trade all of the tomorrows… )

“Tonight we man the gap of danger, Come woe or weal, mid cannons’ roar and rifles peal…”

( Mexican Samurai: For just one yesterday. )

“We’ll chant a soldier’s song…”

( Eris: I want to teach you a lesson, in the worst kind of ways. )

“And conquered ‘neath the same old flag… That’s proudly floating o’er us”

( Cailin: Anything you say, can and will be held against you. )

“We’re children of a fighting race… That never yet has known disgrace”

( Cameron Ella Ava: So only say my name. )

“And as we march…the foe to face. We’ll chant… a soldier’s song.”

( Dark Demon: …Of the monster I made! )

( The lights come back on as green, white and orange pyro shoots up all around the stage and down the entrance ramp as the camera pans throughout the arena with fans on their feet, chanting ‘Ole! Ole! Ole!’, waving signs with different things written on them before panning to Matt Ryder and Jake Mercer at the commentary table )

Matt Ryder: WOO! WOO! WOO! WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE SHOWDOWN EXCLUSIVE FPV – REASONABLE DOUBT 8! WE ARE LIVE IN THE 3ARENA IN BEAUTIFUL DUBLIN, IRELAND! AND I KNOW, SHOWDOWN IS ACTUALLY HOSTING A SHOW WHEN ADVERTISED! WE’RE AS SHOCKED AS YOU ARE!

Jake Mercer: And on behalf of EVERYBODY who has worked so hard to make this show possible, to those who bought this show or are watching illegal like the cheap fucks that you are, we are SORRY that you have to listen to Matt Ryder’s voice tonight!

Matt Ryder: And that you have to look at the biggest buzzkill of them all, Jake Mercer all night!

Jake Mercer: Anyway, we have a HUGE can’t miss show tonight and you know the card, you know the score, LET’S KICK THIS THING OFF!

( A promo video plays highlighting the Chuck Scene vs Cameron Ella Ava feud – dating back to Chuck’s campaign against vixens last year, namely Eris LeCava and taking out Aurora Rose, Cameron challenging Chuck at the Showdown Supershow and defeating Chuck to win the Interwire title, Chuck demanding a rematch the next week and putting his career on the line and losing to Cameron again, Chuck returning at King of Elite to attack Cameron viciously and doing so again for a number of weeks, costing Cameron the Interwire title. Cameron holding a sit-down protest until Chuck was reinstated and finally Cameron nailing Chuck with a chair shot on the final Showdown )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your Reasonable Doubt opening contest and it is a NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH!

( ‘’Sell-outs’’ by Breathe Carolina plays to a LOUD chorus of boos from the Irish crowd )

Matt Ryder: Uh bro …where’s Cameron?!

Jake Mercer: Blowing Dark Demon in the back? How the hell would I know if I’m sitting here, this guy, I swear…

( Camera pans backstage where we see Chuck Scene and Cameron Ella Ava fighting )

Matt Ryder: HERE WE GO! CHUCK AND CAMERON ARE BRAWLING BACKSTAGE! CHUCK AND CAMERON EXCHANGING FISTS BUT THE MUCH STRONGER CHUCK GAINS CONTROL OF CAMERON AS CHUCK KNEES CAMERON RIGHT IN THE MID-SECTION AND CHUCK THROWS CAMERON INTO A CATERING TABLE AS SHE FALLS OVER THE TABLE, COVERED IN FOOD!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Jake Mercer: And the referee has rang for the bell, this is no rules so I guess, why not? …Anyway Chuck lifts Cameron up and WHIPS HER RIGHT INTO A NEARBY WALL! CHUCK NOW THROWS A PUNCH BUT CAMERON DUCKS AS CHUCK PUNCHES THE WALL! CAMERON NOW TRYING BODY SHOTS RIGHT INTO CHUCK SCENE! AND CAMERON KNEES CHUCK RIGHT IN THE FACE! A JUMPING KNEE RIGHT IN THE FACE OF CHUCK! Chuck stumbles forwards as he stumbles through a door as Cameron follows him as they two are out with the crowd! Oh god! Cameron is throwing shots into Chuck as they are fighting in the crowd! Cameron and Chuck are brawling as Cameron grabs a cup of beer from one of the fans and THROWS IT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF CHUCK! I’M PRETTY IT’S ILLEGAL TO WASTE BEER LIKE THAT IN THIS COUNTRY! IS SHE TRYING TO CAUSE A RIOT?!

Matt Ryder: Cameron drags Chuck through the crowd and grabs a chair as CAMERON WALLOPS THE CHAIR AROUND THE HEAD OF CHUCK! BUT CHUCK STAYS ON HIS FEET BUT CHUCK WALLOPS THAT CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OVER CHUCK AGAIN! CHUCK SCENE FINALLY FALLS DOWN AND HITS THE CROWD!! Cameron drops the chair as she begins arguing with a member of the crowd who is wearing a Dark Demon t-shirt, they REALLY do not like her! I think this might be the only place that is going to boo her and Cameron is embracing that, given her past relationship with a certain somebody, she was always going to get boo’d here but I didn’t think Cameron would embrace it like this! Cameron begins dragging Chuck down the stairs but Chuck, out of desperation grabs the leg of Cameron and SWEEPS her down onto the steps back first! This has bought Chuck some time here as he is dragging himself slowly down those steps, those chairshots to the skull have done quite the damage and the bigger distance he keeps from Cameron, the bigger distance that he creates the more time that he has to recover here and plot his next move as Chuck gets to the end of those steps but Cameron is on her feet, half-way up those stairs as OH MY GOD!! CAMERON LEAPS FROM HALF-WAY UP THE STAIRS AND CONNECTS WITH A CROSSBODY INTO CHUCK SCENE WHO WAS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRCASE!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! CHUCK HITS RIGHT INTO THE CONCRETE!!!!

Jake Mercer: NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT CAMERON HAS THROWN HERSELF DOWN THE STAIRS!

( Several replays play of Cameron launching herself half-way down the staircase into Chuck Scene )

Matt Ryder: Cameron and Chuck are both down! Chuck most certainly took the brunt of that as he landed right into the concrete and Cameron seemed to have her fall cushioned but holy crap, Cameron sacrificed it ALL to take out Chuck Scene! Chuck is barely moving, he easily could have suffered a concussion after he landed into the concrete but Cameron is stirring, Cameron is lifting herself up – remember pinfalls STILL have to take place inside the ring so she needs to get Chuck all the way back into that ring, how is she gonna do that when Chuck looks like he’s out of it? Cameron is up, looking slightly groggy from that dive but she’s going to keep fighting as she begins to drag Chuck by the legs through the crowd and brings him up to the barricade, as she lifts up Chuck and dumps him over the barricade to the ring side area as Cameron walks around and she grabs the steel chair from the timekeeper as Chuck is using the barricade to get to his feet as CAMERON SWINGS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO CHUCKS SPINE!!! AND AGAIN BY CAMERON!! AND AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!!! SEVERAL CHAIR SHOTS BY CAMERON ELLA AVA INTO THE SPINE OF CHUCK SCENE…

Jake Mercer: Cameron now grabs Chuck and rolls him into the ring as Cam slides in with the chair and CAM ONCE AGAIN WALLOPS THE CHAIR INTO CHUCK! CAMERON SWINGING THAT CHAIR OVER AND OVER AGAIN INTO THE HEAD OF CHUCK SCENE!! CAMERON IS JUST NAILING REPEATED CHAIR SHOTS TO THE SKULL OF CHUCK!! CHUCK ISN’T EVEN MOVING!! Cameron now placing the chair down on top of Chucks head ….CAMERON NAILS A CURB STOMP ON THE CHAIR ON CHUCKS HEAD!!!! OH MY GOD!!! CHUCK ISN’T MOVING! CHUCK IS UTTERLY MOTIONLESS AND—OH GOD!!! CAMERON WITH A SECOND CURB STOMP ON THE CHAIR THAT IS LAYING ON CHUCKS HEAD!!!! CHUCK IS LITERALLY OUT OF THIS AND THE REFEREE IS CHECKING ON HIM …THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL! IT’S OVER!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has declared that Chuck Scene is physically unable to compete …your winner by stoppage ….CAMMMMMMMMMEROOOOOOOOOONNN ELLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA AVAAAA!!!!

Jake Mercer: NO!!! CHUCK LOST?! AGAIN?! BULLSHIT! HE’S FINE! CHUCK WILL SAVE US FROM FEMINISM!

Matt Ryder: How many moves did Chuck get in? Utterly dominating performance from Cameron.

( Cameron grabs the microphone from the ring announcer as the crowd continues to boo Cameron while EMT’s check on Chuck )

Cameron Ella Ava: Yeah, get that loser right out of here, third time I kicked his ass, you think he’d have learnt that already? And yet you losers want to boo ME? ME?! Do you idiots not know who you’re booing? I’M QUEEN CAM!

Cameron Ella Ava: You’re looking at the GREATEST VIXEN OF ALL TIME! All I do is win Vixen of the Year and I left that bum division two years ago, and you know why I left it? It’s because I’m BIGGER than the Vixens Division, it’s because I’m BETTER than the Vixens Division so when I win that Vixens Cup, I hope you all remember why. I don’t need help from a man like the Heart Break Gal to win my titles, I don’t need something else between my legs to get a title like Cleopatra and I most certainly don’t leave this company and retire because I decided to be a teenage whore like Kendra Shamez and get pregnant and give birth to a loser like Ares Vendetta!

Crowd: YOU SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK DICK!

Cameron Ella Ava: But it’s funny to me that I’m getting boo’d tonight, I mean, I knew I would and it doesn’t surprise me, all I see is a crowd full of sexually frustrated virgins anyway! Have you people ever even talked to a woman before? Of course you guys haven’t. I bet you guys are going to home tonight, drink some beer then go on the internet and touch yourselves because no woman on earth would want to do that you But that’s an Irish thing, right? You guys cheer people who should be RESPECTED, like I get cheered all over the world but I guess it makes it easier if you people boo me because your egos are too fragile.

Crowd: CAM’S A CRACK-WHORE! (CLAP) CAM’S A CRACK-WHORE! (CLAP) CAM’S A CRACK-WHORE!

Cameron Ella Ava: I mean TRUST ME, I used to date an Irish guy and we all know he overcompensated for that huge ego with something else of his that is pretty ‘small’.

Cameron Ella Ava: So go ahead guys, drink your beer and go back to worshipping the Queen of England, I mean, she still owns Ireland, yeah?

Cameron Ella Ava: So a—-

( ‘’Formation’’ by Beyonce begins to play around the building as the lights in the arena begin to glow hot pink )

Matt Ryder: Uh oh …

Jake Mercer: What’s happening?!

( Aria Jaxon begins to make her way down to the ring with a microphone in hand in her ring attire with her arms outstretched with a huge smirk on her face to a HUGE pop from the crowd )

Aria Jaxon: Hey Cameron …

Aria Jaxon: You know, I was just sitting backstage and hoping to catch this show, I was hoping to eventually be on this show against Brett Kennedy, I was hoping to follow in your foot-steps where you willingly fought men and showed anything that a man could do, a woman could do just as well or even better. Sadly, it turned out Brett didn’t actually have any testicles and was too scared to fight me so I had to take him out. But you know, I was watching YOUR match with the most interest tonight, well that and the Vixens match tonight, hoping you could put on a great performance for the vixens…

Aria Jaxon: …And instead, I’m backstage face-palming at you. You’re here beating Chuck Scene for the third time in a row by yourself and THIS is how you act? You call yourself better than the vixens division and better than the whole division? You’re embarrassing that division, MY division but you know what …if you’re so much bigger than the Vixens Division like you claim you are, prove it.

Cameron Ella Ava: Oh I am Aria and that is why WHEN I win the Vixens Cup, I’m leaving that division again and coming right back for MY Interwire Championship.

Aria Jaxon: Nah …prove it against me. RIGHT NOW.

Matt Ryder & Jake Mercer: WHAT?!

Aria Jaxon: The Queen vs the Empress, you’re so good …you should beat me pretty easily, right?

Cameron Ella Ava: Aria look …I’d LOVE to face you. I have wanted to face you ever since you won the Empress of Elite but look …these Irish virgins? They don’t know how to appreciate a match between the two of us so what I suggest is, we wait until we’re in front of a crowd that will actually appreciate the two of us and the type of match that we could put on.

( Cameron begins to take her leave as Aria looks disappointed as Cameron gains more boos )

Matt Ryder: Well damnit, thought we were actually going to see that match happen right now …

Jake Mercer: FROM BEHIND! CAMERON JUST STRUCK ARIA JAXON FROM BEHIND WITH THAT MICROPHONE!! ARIA GOES DOWN AS CAMERON BEGINS STOMPING ON HER!

Cameron Ella Ava: RING THE BELL! SHE WANTS ME NOW? RING THE GODDAMN BELL!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Matt Ryder: OH C’MON! THAT’S NOT FAIR! CAMERON JUST STRUCK WITH THAT MICROPHONE! AND CAMERON DROPS DOWN AND COVERS ARIA JAXON!

ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …….TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: NO! ARIA JAXON KICKS OUT! CAMERON CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ARIA KICKED OUT! Cameron quickly pounces on Aria and begins striking her in the face with fists! Cameron is just striking a helpless Aria Jaxon with fists to the face! Cameron is getting back to her feet as she lifts Aria Jaxon up and throws her into the turnbuckle, you have to wonder how much that microphone shot would have taken out of her as Cameron charges and CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF ARIA! Cameron grabs the head of Aria and looks for a bulldog out of the corner! BUT NO! ARIA COUNTERS IT INTO A BACK SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! CAMERON JUST CRASHED INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! CAMERON CRASHED SPINE/NECK FIRST INTO THAT TURNBUCKLE! Aria is down as Cameron is seated by that turnbuckle, clutching her neck as Aria now has time to recover and shake the cobwebs off as Aria is trying to get back to her feet, the referee is checking on her to see if she can continue but Aria SHOVES the referee away …

Matt Ryder: AND ARIA CHARGES AND NAILS WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF CAMERON WHO WAS SEATED BY THE TURNBUCKLE! CAMERON’S SKULL BOUNCES OFF THAT BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE! Cameron rolls out to the apron but Aria gets to her feet in the ring, Aria still a bit groggy here but she grabs Cameron by her hair and pulls her up on the apron as Aria is looking to SUPLEX CAMERON BACK INTO THE RING! BUT CAMERON IS BLOCKING IT! CAMERON IS GRABBING ONTO THE ROPES TO BLOCK IT! AND CAMERON DRIVES HER KNEE THROUGH THE ROPES AND INTO THE MID-SECTION OF ARIA! AND NOW CAMERON GRABS ARIA AND SHE’S LOOKING TO SUPLEX ARIA FROM THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE! CAMERON LIFTS ARIA UP BUT ARIA FLOATS OVER AND LANDS ON HER FEET ON THE APRON WITH CAMERON AND BOTH VIXENS ARE EXCHANGING FOREARM STRIKES ON THE APRON! BUT CAMERON SCORES WITH THE CAM KICK! A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD OF ARIA!! RIGHT INTO THAT HEAD OF ARIA THAT GOT STRUCK WITH THE MICROPHONE AS ARIA DROPS TO A KNEE ON THE APRON, AND CAMERON PULLS HER IN AND LIFTS HER UP — CAMERON WITH A STANDING POWERBOMB ON ARIA JAXON OFF THE APRON TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!

Jake Mercer: NO! ARIA COUNTERED IT WITH A HURRICANRANA! ARIA HIT A HURRICANRANA ON CAMERON OFF THE APRON AND CAMERON IS SENT SPINE FIRST INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! OH MY GOD! BEAUTIFUL COUNTER BY ARIA ON CAMERON WHO IS LAYING ON THE FLOOR CLUTCHING HER BACK IN HUGE AMOUNTS OF PAIN HERE! …Aria is grabbing the ring itself to help lift herself up as she grabs Cameron and dumps her back into the ring, Aria scrambles over and grabs Cameron by the head — HAIR PULL CURB STOMP CONNECTS! ARIA COVERS AS CAMERONS FACE IS PLANTED INTO THE MAT!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………..TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……….NO!!!!!! CAMERON KICKS OUT!!!!!!

Matt Ryder: Aria is pounding on the mat in frustration while she grabs her head in pain, that cheap shot with the microphone to the skull has still done a number on Aria as she is getting to her feet, Aria grabs Cameron up and pulls her in — 187!!!! REVERSE STO—NO!!! CAMERON NAILING ARIA WITH ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! CAMERON IS GETTING DESPERATE HERE AS SHE IS TRYING TO BLOCK THIS 187 FROM HAPPENING AND GETTING STUCK IN A KOJI CLUTCH! CAMERON NAILING THE INJURED HEAD OF ARIA WITH SEVERAL ELBOWS AS ARIA GROGGILY LETS GO AND CAMERON NAILS THE KNOCK BITCHES OUT!!! FOREARM SMASH!!! ARIA STAYS ON HER FEET BUT DROPS TO A KNEE, CAMERON GROGGY BUT SHE NAILS THE ROLLING ELBOW ON A KNEELING ARIA!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! ARIA GOES DOWN BUT SO DOES CAMERON! BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN AND OUT!! ARIA JAXON MIGHT JUST BE KNOCKED OUT COLD AS CAMERON DRAPES AN ARM OVER ARIA!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! ……..TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………..

Jake Mercer: ARIA LIFTS HER SHOULDER UP!!! UNBELIEVABLE! ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE! Cameron and Aria remain down on the mat, both of these vixens have given it there all and this is the second match of the night for Cameron! Cameron is crawling towards those ropes, using them to lift herself up as Cameron groggily approaches Aria and pulls her up and Cameron is LOOKING FOR THE TWIST OF FATE!!!! NO!!! ARIA SPINS OUT OF IT AND GRABS CAMERON, ROLLING HER UP!!!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……….TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! …….THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner ….ARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JJJJJJJAAAAAAXOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

( Aria rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor as Cameron sits up on the mat, looking shocked )

Matt Ryder: OH MY GOD! ARIA DID IT! ARIA JAXON JUST DEFEATED CAMERON ELLA AVA!!

Jake Mercer: I THINK CAMERON IS AS SHOCKED AS EVERYBODY ELSE! SHE’S FUMING!

( Aria Jaxon begins to get to her feet as she celebrates with the crowd as Cameron protests in the ring )

Matt Ryder: What a start this has been to Reasonable Doubt and trust me folks, you haven’t seen ANYTHING yet!

( Camera cuts backstage to Eve, standing by holding a microphone in the interview area )

Eve: Ladies and Gentlemen, Eve here. Incredible Vixens action already to set off what will be an incredible show! Right now I’m standing by with the EAW Specialists Champ, Cailin Dillon!

( Cailin enters the frame dressed in her ring gear. She smiles and readjusts her Specialists title, placing it over her shoulder. )

Eve: Cailin, in your words can you tell us just how important this upcoming match is to you?

Cailin Dillon: Eve, it’s no secret that I’m not shy about anything, especially when it comes to my own level of skill. Despite humble beginnings I’m far from what you would call ”humble” because I know exactly how good I really am. Some may perceive it as arrogance, but it really doesn’t make a difference, because I back up what I say whenever I’m challenged. That’s why I have the balls to call myself the best champion in the Vixens division, and even the best champion in EAW; although I know someone like Eris LeCava probably vehemently disagrees. But it doesn’t matter what she thinks, because I’ve been defending my title against all comers because I’m a fighting champion. If I had to, I’d defend it every single week. Eris LeCava on the other hand would sooner sit on her ass for five weeks and not compete, and hide behind the Hexa-Gun when she does.

Well Eris, you don’t have Hexa-Gun with you right now. You don’t have any protection, you don’t have any excuse when I out class you in that ring tonight. I’m going to–

( Cailin stops, and James Shields enters the frame, sticking out his hand as Cailin accept his hand shake )

James Shields: I’d wish you good luck tonight, but luck isn’t going to pick up the win for you. I can say a lot of things about Eris, but if there’s one thing she is she’s good. She’s damned good. You’ll need skill to win this match, and nothing else. And remember, you’re fighting for a lot more than just your own pride and ego you got that? You’ve got my baby in your hands, the Specialists Championship is my child. I refuse to let it be disrespected on my show, and in my ring. Do I make myself clear?

Cailin: Understood.

( Shields pats Cailin on the shoulder and walks off screen )

Cailin: I think that says it all, Eve.

Eve: Thank you.

( Cailin walks off screen as the camera fades elsewhere )

( A promo package plays of the TLA/Mexican Samurai feud, showing TLA demanding a title shot on Showdown before King of Elite and Cameron not answering the challenge until KOE where Chuck Scene attacked Cameron brutally before the match could start, Samurai defeating Dark Demon at King of Elite by stoppage, TLA demanding his match to James Shields and interfering in the Cameron/Samurai title match on Showdown to cost Samurai and steal the Interwire title. TLA then defeating Cameron the following week to win the Interwire Championship and Samurai demanding a rematch, claiming TLA to not be the true Interwire Champion and TLA instantly accepting )

( Cut back to the ring where the RA is standing by )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is for the EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euDCYp5Hqow plays )

( The lights go down as the words ‘’DARK DEMON SLAYER’’ appear on the titantron as ‘Long Distance’ by Sam Gallaitry plays as Mexican Samurai makes his way out onto the stage and down to the ring to BOOS from the Irish crowd )

Matt Ryder: The normally loved Mexican Samurai not getting too much support here from the crowd and like Cameron earlier, I wonder why …

Jake Mercer: Probably dumb to call yourself the slayer of this country’s hero and expect to get support, right, Matt? Idiot.

Ring Announcer: First, the CHALLENGER, making his way down to the ring from San Jose, CA and weighing in at 210 pounds ….’’THE MILLENIAL MESSIAH’’ …..MEXIIIIIICAAAANNNNNNN SAMMMMMUURAAAIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!

… ( The lights in the arena fade out ) …

( All that can be seen on the stage is the glowing eyes of Steroid Dawg who begins to howl )

( ‘’Intro’’ by DMX plays as the lights return to normal as TLA drives out on a golden lawnmower down to the ring with the Interwire Championship around his neck to CHEERS from the crowd as ‘CERO MIEDO’ chants fill up the arena )

Matt Ryder: WHAT AN ENTRANCE BROSKI!

Jake Mercer: This is exactly why we need Donald Trump as president.

Matt Ryder: Well remember the winner of this match will face Merek Blackfyre who won tonight’s Battle Royal to become the new number one contender.

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, hailing from Tlaxcala, Mexico, weighing in at 215lbs …HE IS THE REIIIIIIGNNNNNNNING! DEFFEEEENNNNNDDIIING! UNDISPUUUUUTEEEDDD!!! EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION ….’LA PANTERA SEXUAL’ …..T!!!!!!!!!!! L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Matt Ryder: Here we go broski, our Interwire Championship contest is underway as TLA and Mexican Samurai stare each other down, Samurai looking on at TLA with a look of utter disgust …

TLA: CERO MIE—

Jake Mercer: SAMURAI SLAPS TLA RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! AND HE SHOOTS FOR THE TAKEDOWN! SAMURAI TAKES TLA RIGHT DOWN TO THE MAT AND BEGINS SMASHING HIS FOREARMS INTO THE FACE OF TLA! TLA trying to get out of this as Samurai continues to smash his forearm into the face of TLA! TLA is sending shots right back at Samurai as Samurai gets up to his feet and lifts TLA up as he looks for a GERMAN SUPLEX! NO! TLA SENDS ELBOWS INTO THE FACE OF SAMURAI! SEVERAL ELBOWS TO THE FACE OF SAMURAI! Samurai stumbles backwards as TLA rushes off the ropes and connects with a running dropkick into Samurai, who quickly gets back to his feet as TLA scores with a second dropkick that knocks Samurai into the turnbuckles as TLA rushes towards Samurai but Samurai ducks and BACKBODY DROPS TLA OVER THE TOP ROPE! But TLA lands on his feet on the apron and NAILS SAMURAI IN THE HEAD WITH AN ENZIGURI! Samurai stumbles forward as TLA climbs the top turnbuckle and DIVES OFF! HURRICANRANA! NO! SAMURAI HOLDS ONTO TLA AND LIFTS HIM BACK UP! SAMURAI HAS TLA RIGHT INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! THIS IS NOT A GOOD POSITION FOR TLA! AND SAMURAI LOOKS FOR THE POWERBOMB! NO! TLA SENDS SHOTS INTO THE SKULL OF SAMURAI! TLA RAMMING HIS ELBOWS INTO THE HEAD OF SAMURAI!

Matt Ryder: AND TLA CONNECTS WITH A TORNADO DDT OFF THE SHOULDERS OF SAMURAI! SAMURAI DUMPED ON HIS HEAD! Samurai is down on the mat and looks out of it as TLA gets back to his feet as he taunts Samurai, TLA lifts Samurai up to a seated position as TLA CONNECTS WITH A STIFF ROUNDHOUSE KICK INTO THE CHEST OF SAMURAI! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! SEVERAL STIFF ROUNDHOUSE KICKS TO THE CHEST OF SAMURAI WHO IS REMAINING IN THAT SEATED POSITION AS TLA CHARGES OFF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A SHINING WIZARD!! NO!! SAMURAI DUCKS AS TLA CRASHES INTO THE MAT AS SAMURAI GRABS THE LEG OF TLA — KNEE LOCK! SAMURAI HAS THE KNEE LOCK LOCKED IN ON TLA!!! THIS IS SMART BY SAMURAI, HE GETS TIME TO RECOVER AND IS DAMAGING THAT KNEE OF TLA, BLOCKING HIM FROM HIGH-FLYING MOVES! SAMURAI WRENCHING DOWN ON THAT KNEE AS TLA IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS! TLA IS USING HIS FREE LEG TO KICK AWAY AT THE HEAD OF SAMURAI! SEVERAL KICKS TO THE FACE OF SAMURAI! And TLA is free, he’s holding his knee though on the mat …and both men are slowly getting up here but SAMURAI GRABS TLA AS HE WAS GETTING UP – DRAGON SUPLEX BY SAMURAI ON TLA!!

Jake Mercer: TLA DROPPED RIGHT ON HIS NECK! TLA rolls right by the ropes, as Samurai begins to shake off the cobwebs as TLA rolls underneath the ropes to avoid the pin ..But Samurai follows him out onto the apron and lifts TLA up and looks for a SUPLEX ONTO THE APRON! BUT TLA BLOCKS IT WITH KNEES! FOREARMS! HEADBUTTS! Samurai looking groggy here as TLA PULLS SAMURAI IN AND NAILS A DDT ON THE APRON!! TLA JUST DROVE SAMURAI HEAD FIRST INTO THE APRON!! OH MY GOD!! Samurai rolls back into the ring and he looks completely out of it as TLA rolls back in and dumps himself over the body of Samurai!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……..TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! …….NO! SAMURAI KICKS OUT!!!!

Matt Ryder: WHAT?! HE KICKED OUT?! TLA is even shocked! TLA drove Samurai head first into the apron and he STILL kicked out! Samurai is running on I don’t even know what it is right now bro, but TLA is using the ropes to lift himself, he’s limping on that bad knee as he grabs Samurai and lifts Samurai up and he pulls Samurai in — EL DESTRUCTOR MEXICANO!!! THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!!!! NO!!! SAMURAI IS GRABBING ONTO THE LEGS OF TLA, BLOCKING THIS …TLA IS SENDING ELBOWS RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF SAMURAI TO GET HIM TO LET GO! I THINK SAMURAI IS RUNNING ON PURE ADRENALINE RIGHT NOW AS TLA KEEPS SENDING SHOTS INTO THE HEAD OF SAMURAI! BUT SAMURAI WITH A BACKBODY DROP! TLA DRIVEN INTO THE MAT! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE MAT! SAMURAI JUST COLLAPSED RIGHT BACK DOWN ONTO THE MAT! What a match that these two have put on here so far, action you can only find on Showdown! Samurai is using those ropes to lift himself up as TLA is slowly getting back to his feet and TLA with a roundhouse kick to the head of Samurai! And Samurai falls through the ropes and crashes down onto the floor! TLA drops to a knee, clutching his knee in pain and breathing heavily as Samurai is down and out on the floor, TLA seems content with a count-out victory and he may get that now …

Ref: ONE! TWO THREE!

Jake Mercer: Samurai is right in front of us and he’s barely moving …

Ref: FOUR! FIVE!

Matt Ryder: Samurai is starting to stir, as he’s grabbing onto the apron, trying to use this to lift himself up …

SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Samurai begins lifting himself up slowly …

SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Ryder: AND TLA CHARGES OFF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR THE EL SUICIDO DEFINITIVO!!!!!! TOPE SUICIDA INTO MEXICAN SAMURAI!!!!!!!!! NO!!!! SAMURAI CATCHES TLA IN HIS ARMS AND QUICKLY ADJUSTS — SAMURAI POWERBOMBS TLA INTO OUR TABLE!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! TLA JUST CRASHED RIGHT ONTO THE TOP OF OUR TABLE!!! OH MY GOD!!!! TLA IS IN WORLDS OF PAIN HERE!!! SAMURAI IS TRYING TO LIFT TLA OFF OUR TABLE, SAMURAI NEEDS TO ACT FAST HERE TO GET TLA BACK INTO THE RING AND PIN HIM, THIS IS HIS BEST CHANCE! HEY, WAIT A SECOND!

Jake Mercer: TLA JUST GRABBED OUR LAPTOP AND SMASHES IT INTO THE HEAD OF MEXICAN SAMURAI!!! THAT LAPTOP BREAKS INTO PIECES OVER SAMURAI’S HEAD!!! SAMURAI IS BUSTED OPEN!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Matt Ryder: TLA has broken one of our laptops over Samurai’s head and he’s bleeding big time as TLA gets off our table, limping as he grabs Samurai and THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS! C’MON! TALK ABOUT A CHEAP WAY TO RETAIN YOUR TITLE! SAMURAI CRASHES INTO THOSE STEPS HEAD FIRST! SAMURAI IS OUT OF IT RIGHT HERE!

( TLA grabs his Interwire Championship and walks past Samurai who is laid out by the steps and spits on him )

Jake Mercer: What a TRUE Champion TLA is! I’m honoured to have this man as our champion!

Matt Ryder: Will you stop? TLA took the easy way out, he KNEW he was in a bad shape and Samurai easily could have had him, so he gets himself disqualified, shameful tactics by our Interwire Champion.

Jake Mercer: Well, maybe if you employed those tactics you’d have had a relevant title reign in your career.

( Camera pans backstage to the interview area with Maria Gonzales )

Maria Gonzales: Ugh, why am I even here? Who even gives a fuck about this show? I’ll tell ya, not me!

???: Ahem …

Maria Gonzales: Oh right, right. Anyway, joined with me at this time…Lioncross! Not that I give a fuck.

( Lioncross steps into the scene )

Lioncross: How’s it going, Maria?

Maria Gonzales: Terrible, today marks one month since I’ve taken a shower. Can’t afford water in my trailer. I don’t give a fuck though, I won Vixen of the Week before!

Lioncross: I s—

???: Maria, we need to talk.

( A panicked looking Gabriel Eden steps into the scene )

Maria Gonzales: What are you doing here?

Gabriel Eden: Maria, my wife caught me!

Maria Gonzales: Caught you? How?!

Gabriel Eden: I don’t know! But she caught me sending you dick pics and then she found out my friend Jason Howard, who also works for EAW, got pictures of our daughters with little clothes on! She’s filing for divorce now!

Maria Gonzales: I don’t give a fuck!

( Meanwhile, Lioncross is still standing there looking completely confused )

Lioncross: Uh, maybe I should go …

Maria Gonzales: NO! I don’t give a fuck Lioncross! Look Eden, let her file for divorce! I don’t give a fuck! You can live with me in my trailer!

???: Hey guys …

( Zach Genesis steps into the scene, wearing a ‘I hate Japs’ t-shirt, as Lioncross still looks completely confused )

Maria Gonzales: Zach! What are you doing here?! You can’t be here with Eden!

Zach Genesis: I don’t know, I just feel really depressed now seeing Tarah date Mr. DEDEDE, I mean I’ve moved on but …well, I recently found out that I picked up Ebola, I bet it was that cunt Haruna who gave it to me too.

( Lioncross’s eyes bug out as he takes a few steps back )

Maria Gonzales: It’s okay, I have the cure for Ebola! Just send me some dick pics on Facebook and that will cure it! …Possibly.

???: Shut the fuck up…

( Montel Smooth now enters the scene eating a large slice of cake )

Maria Gonzales: Montel! What are you doing here?!

Montel Smooth: Why the fuck am I NOT in the Hall of Fame, yet? They got Killswitch in the Hall of Fame but not me?! Who the fuck is Killswitch anyway?! He’s not worthy of the Hall of Fame! I am! Don’t these retards know that I got a bigger reaction than Banks at Pain for Pride?!?!

???: Hey everybody!

( Chris Hansen now appears in the scene as Genesis, Smooth and Eden look scared as Lioncross still looks lost )

Maria Gonzales: What are you doing here?

Chris Hansen: Well, I got word that there was some suspicious behaviour going on in EAW in regards to minors, so I figured I’d investigate it.

Smooth, Genesis & Eden: (swt)

( All three begin to run away from Hansen, although Montel Smooth quickly collapses to the floor and out of breath )

Chris Hansen: How very odd.

( Suddenly, Maria Gonzales gets a message on her phone )

Maria Gonzales: Hey! Clark Duncan just sent me a dick pic! I don’t give a fuck about this interview …( Maria hands Hansen the microphone ) …Here, you interview Lioncross!

( Maria Gonzales walks off as both Lioncross and Chris Hansen look confused )

Chris Hansen: Well, wrestling interviews aren’t really my forte …but I could it a shot. So Lioncross, you are competing for the Tag Team Championships tonight, but your partner Carlos Rosso has reportedly suffered an injury, has there been any update on his condition?

Lioncross: Sadly no. Carlos got attacked earlier tonight when he entered the building, nobody saw who did it but I know that this was the work of Hexa-Gun. Let’s be honest, everybody and their mother knows how shady these guys can be. They’ll look for any advantage that they can get but rest assured, they scouted us out and challenged US for this match, so I’m going to give it to them.

Chris Hansen: But you do not have a partner.

Lioncross: I know, Carlos cannot compete tonight but I’ll have to take this on all by myself, if need be. I’m not backing down from Hexa-Gun, I’ve never backed down from anybody in my career and I don’t plan on starting tonight.

Chris Hansen: Alright, well good luck tonight Lioncross!

( Lioncross begins to take his leave )

Chris Hansen: Oh Lioncross, one last question …

( Lioncross stops and looks at Chris Hansen who forms a very serious expression on his face )

Chris Hansen: Do you know where I can find this ‘Jason Howard’ person?

Lioncross: Never heard of the guy, sorry.

( Lioncross walks off )

( Recap plays for the build to the Eris LeCava vs. Cailin Dillon match, starting off with the various battles Cailin has had over the last few months with the Hexa-Gun. Her Specialists title win is highlighted, along with her many title defenses while a voiceover hears Cailin declaring herself the best champion not only in the Vixens division, but in the company. It carries onto James Shields proposing the match pitting Eris against Cailin in a champion vs. champion match for bragging rights. Package then shows Eris LeCava’s words on Battleground, shooting down the idea of Cailin being the best champion, prompting her to retain her title on Showdown and meet her in Ireland to decide who truly is the best. Their face-off on Showdown is finally shown with Eris extending her hand saying “May the best champ win” and Cailin replying “I will.” )

( Cut back to the arena )

( DING! DING! DING! )

RA: The following match is a CHAMPION VS. CHAMPION EXHIBITION BOUT!

( “Confident” by Demi Lovato hits, and Cailin Dillon walks out in a green, gold and white attire holding up her Specialists Championship proudly )

RA: Introducing first… from Dallas, Texas, she is the EAW SPECIALISTS
CHAMPIOOOONNNNN… CAAAAAILLLIIIIIINNNNNNNNN DIILLLOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!

Mercer: The Specialists Championship, the brainchild of the Showdown General Manager James Shield, is a title that quite frankly is still fighting for it’s respect. That perhaps is what motivates Cailin more than anything. She knows that not only does she represent herself, but she represents the legacy of a championship that will transcend singular careers.

Ryder: There’s pressure on her shoulders from not just herself, but from James Shield, and many others for many different reasons. Can Cailin do it, however, is the question.

( “Call Me” by Blondie hits and Eris LeCava comes out with the EAW Vixens Championship with her, donning white and black Hexa-Gun themed attire. )

RA: And her opponent representing the Hexa-Gun… from Tampa, Florida, she is the EAW VIXENS CHAMPIOOOOONNNN… EERRRRRIIIIIIIIIIISSSS LEEEEEEECAVAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Mercer: And of course Eris LeCava has motivation of her own. She’s at the top of the Vixens division, she’s the face of this division, she’s the one who has to fight to stay where she’s at! The last thing Eris wants is to be upstaged by a, what some would call, ”secondary” champion.
Ryder: No doubt about that. She’s also fighting on behalf of Hexa-Gun as well, and taking this win over an arch nemesis of the Hexa-Gun like Cailin would be a moralizing victory for both of em’.

( Cailin and Eris hand their titles to the official, and the referee takes the belts over to a worker to hand to bring to the timekeepers are. The ref sets the standard of rules speaking to both ladies who have taken their corner, and then calls for the bell. )

( DING! DING! DING! )

Mercer: Eris and Cailin close in on each other, and Cailin shows off to the crowd, getting these people behind her although personally I think she’s just pandering. Eris however breaks character and offers an actual handshake??? I don’t think I’ve seen Eris like this before, does she actually respect Cailin Dillon? Cailin looks down at the hand and slowly accepts it — ERIS GOES FOR A WILD ROUNDHOUSE! CAILIN NARROWLY AVOIDS IT! And she gives LeCava a wary look while Eris makes a playful face… the two ladies circle the ring now, with Dillon much less trusting of her opponent than before…

Ryder: Collar & elbow tie up starts this thing as both ladies are fighting for dominance in the early going, and eventually Eris is taken into the corner and Cailin sort of has her trapped there. The referee goes for the count, but just as he gets to four Eris hits a kick to the midsection, followed by a grab of the hair and a headbutt! Cailin steps back, European uppercut by Eris! Cailin’s sent backtracking again and Eris runs at Cailin — Cailin cuts her off with a big forearm! And now a shoot kick to the thigh! Now a BACKHAND! THAT HAS ERIS HOLDING HER LIP IN PAIN! Eris backs into the corner and Cailin comes after her with a RUNNING SHOULDER THRUST INTO THE CORNER! Now Cailin hits a flurry over shoulders over and over again into the midsection! Cailin takes her out of the corner, whips her to the ropes, ducks down for the back body, but Cailin comes right back with a KICK TO THE STERNUM! Cailin shoots up — DIZZYING SLAP ACROSS THE FACE BY A SCORNED AND ENRAGED ERIS!!!

Mercer: Cailin is taken aback by that HUGE, HUGE slap! And now that set her off! Cailin comes back at Eris with a WILD CLOTHESLINE — ERIS SLIDES IN BETWEEN HER LEGS TO GET BEHIND HER, DOUBLE ANKLE-TRIP FROM BEHIND TAKES CAILIN DOWN, AND ERIS SPINNERS DOWN HER BACK TO GO FOR THE DISCORDIA!!! DEADLIFT BELLY TO BACK INVERTED MAT SLAM!! But no! Cailin gets her footing and counters with a back body drop! Eris’ spine hits the mat and she shoots up to her feet, and Cailin comes back at her with an Irish whip! Eris reverses the whip, and comes after Cailin as soon as she hits the ropes — SPIN KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BY CAILIN! Now Cailin takes Eris RIGHT ON HER FACE WITH THE BULLDOG, ROLLS HER OVER, AND A COVER.

Ref: OOOOOOOOOONE! TW-

Ryder: Barely a two count on Eris, and Eris LeCava’s already starting to rise, but Cailin droops down her back with a front facelock to wear her opponent down. Eris now has to fight to get to a vertical base instead, and so far this fight isn’t a winning one for her. Now Cailin instead gator-rolls and takes the gator roll momentum to get both ladies back up to their feet, and CAILIN GOES FOR THE HANGMANS ELBOW!!! Eris ducks that! Eris counters with the BACK SUPLEX INTO A PINNING BRIDGE!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOONE!!!

Mercer: CAILIN COUNTERS THAT BRIDGE INTO AN ARMTRAP CROSSFACE!! But Eris knows better, Eris rolls through that! BUT NO, CAILIN ROLLS WITH HER AND SHE HAS THE ARMTRAP CROSSFACE LOCKED IN! BUT ERIS IS CLOSE TO THE ROPES, CLOSE ENOUGH TO DRAG HERSELF WITH A BURST OF ENERGY OVER TO THE ROPES AND CLUTCH THE BOTTOM ROPE! The official is forcing Cailin to remove the hold, and Eris rolls out of the ring right in front of us… now Cailin gets up quickly now, runs the ropes and AS SHE APPROACHES THE ROPES SHE HITS A STEP-OFF HILO FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! THAT TAKES THE VIXENS CHAMP DOWN! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE MOVE FROM CAILIN DILLON, I HAVE TO GIVE HER ALL THE PROPS IN THE WORLD FOR THAT ONE! Cailin recovers rather quickly from such a maneuver and she pulls Eris back up to her feet as the ref begins his count… and she soon rolls Eris back into the ring and gets the lateral press.

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOONE! TWOOOOOO-

Ryder: Kick out by LeCava! Eris pulls herself up to a barely vertical base and stumbles over to the corner, still recuperating from that big time move by Dillon. Cailin now comes at Eris with the CORNER SPLASH!!! She gets nothing, Eris dodges it and goes for the roll up from behind and props her feet up on the ropes! But the ref notices that, causing him to no-count that roll up attempt, and Cailin kicks out only to come after Eris — but Eris dips out of the ring under the bottom rope again! Cailin follows her, and Eris goes into retreat mode as Cailin chases her around the corner and across ringside! Cailin catches up to Eris, but ERIS STOPPED INADVERTENTLY TO HIT A ROLLING FOREARM ON THE ONCOMING CAILIN, FOLLOWED BY A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! BODY SHOT FROM CAILIN! FOREARM FROM ERIS! FOREARM FROM CAILIN! ROLLING BACK-HEEL KICK BY ERIS! THAT REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE CAUGHT HER, THAT STUNNED THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION GOOD, AND NOW ERIS TAKES CAILIN FULLSPEED AHEAD WITH A RUNNING HIPTOSS INTO THE BARRICADE! DAAAYUM, WHAT AN IMPACT!

Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!

Mercer: And Eris rolls back in the ring with a sly grin after Cailin’s body hit that barricade SO hard!

Ref: FOUR! FIVE!

Ryder: Eris is skipping around the ring, but perhaps prematurely, because Cailin’s getting up and bracing her back… and I think Eris notices that reaction, she might have a target on her hands!

Ref: SIX! SEVEN!

Mercer: Cailin might have a target on her back quite literally, and she rolls back into the ring, but Eris pulls her up quickly with a fist full of hair only to take her down quickly with another BRUTAL headbutt! That was a cringeworthy headbutt, you could hear these ladies skulls conk against each other! Cailin’s dazed, and Eris with that fist full of hair still does a hair-pull mat slam! Swinging Cailin’s body face first into the mat, and Eris hits a RUNNING CURB STOMP STRAIGHT INTO THE BACK, INCITING A YELL FROM THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION, AND THERE IT IS, ERIS’ FACE LIGHTS UP, SHE’S FOUND A POINT TO ATTACK! Eris runs the ropes yet again, but Cailin’s quickly trying to get up, and ERIS SILENCES THAT NOTION WITH A PUNT KICK TO THE RIBS! She follows up with a lateral press!

Ref: OOOOOOOOONE! TWWWW-

Ryder: Aggressive kick out by Cailin! Now Eris snaps in a rear chinlock, forcing Cailin to fight her way up from the ground. It’s the little things, folks, things like this that set apart a champion, the ability to make your opponent work for every bit of leverage they’ve got, the wherewithal to clamp onto any sort of weak spot and never let go!

Mercer: Cailin may have injured her back in some capacity upon that hip toss into the barricade, we have the replay of that on the side of the screen if you’ll take another look. It’s interesting because that move was done purely out of frustration, yet it’s lead to a much more calm and cerebral Eris LeCava whose entire demeanor has changed! Then again her demeanor’s changed in this match several times over already. Cailin’s back up to her feet, and is jabbing elbows into the body of Eris, but Eris stuns her with a RIGHT HAND! Cailin’s dazed, backing away and Eris comes after her — CAILIN CUTS HER OFF WITH A CHEST CHOP! ERIS SWINGS WILDLY, CAILIN DUCKS IT, AND HITS A KNOCK DOWN AXE-HANDLE! Eris is back up, Cailin takes her to the corner and hits a FLURRY OF KNIFE EDGE CHOPS! SHE HITS ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE OF THOSE BEFORE ERIS CUTS HER OFF WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE! The ref admonishes her for that, but Eris completely ignores him as she charges at a vulnerable Cailin and hits the FAMOUSER! ROLLS HER OVER, HOOK OF A LEG!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOONE! TWOOOOOOOOO-

Ryder: KICK OUT AT TWO! As stir crazy as Eris comes off, that thumb to the eye followed by a famouser just felt right, it felt strategic, it felt like something a ring general would do! The again Eris is in great company with the Hexa-Gun, she’s picking up so many different skills just by being affiliated with them that she may not have known prior to them. Eris is waiting for Cailin to recover, and Cailin’s still rubbing that left eye that’s just had a thumb jabbed into it. Cailin’s back up eventually and Eris walks up to her smiling and SPITS HER CHEWING GUM RIGHT INTO CAILIN’S FACE! COMPLETE DISRESPECT! AND CAILIN SLAPS ERIS ACROSS THE FACE! ERIS SLAPS CAILIN RIGHT BACK! AND THE TWO LADIES GET INTO A HOCKEY-STYLE FIGHT WITH FOREARMS, HOLDING EACH OTHERS HEADS AND BATTERING FOREARMS INTO EACH OTHER AT THE SAME RATE, SAME TIME, SAME MOTION, SAME VELOCITY, AND A TON OF ANGER BEHIND IT! OHH! ERIS INTERJECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDESCTION! Cailin’s a bit stunned by it, Eris whips her to the ropes, Cailin counters the whip and ducks down for a potential backdrop, but an ONCOMING ERIS INSTEAD WALKS ON A DOUBLED OVER CAILIN’S BACK, STANDS ON IT AND COUNTERS WITH A DOUBLE KNEE DROP STRAIGHT INTO CAILIN’S WEAKENED SPINE!! CAILIN CRUMBLES TO THE MAT YELLING IN PAIN! ERIS FOLLOWS UP WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT!!! HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!!!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mercer: KICK OUT OF TWO! My goodness the amount of fight inside Cailin Dillon is incredible, she’s an absolute machine, take nothing from her; but Eris is doing everything right so far! It’s been a zero mistakes match for her, but right now she looks like she’s panicking! She’s sitting up, eyes bugging out, hyperventilating, looking at the ref for answers, but her panic soons turn into anger as she looks at Cailin with a scowl! Eris drags Cailin up to her feet, takes her to the corner and… and is trying to get Cailin Dillon up to that top turnbuckle! Cailin’s trying to fight it however, using everything she has in her to squirm out of Eris’ grasp and Cailin’s going for the roll up! But Cailin barely has it in her to even take Eris off her feet! Eris instead turns around and PUNT KICKS CAILIN STRAIGHT IN THE STOMACH! AND ERIS HITS ANOTHER RUNNING STOMP TO THE HEAD! Cailin’s rolling away, just trying to get herself some space while Eris runs past Cailin, ricochets off the ropes, comes back at her — but CAILIN DOES A BODY-TRIP DROPPING ERIS ON HER FACE, AND COMES AT ERIS WITH THE LONGHORN LOCK!!!! OMAPLATA SHOULDER LOCK!!!! SHE CAUGHT ERIS!!! SHE CAUGHT HER!

Ryder: ERIS LECAVA PANICKED FOR JUST ABOUT A GOOD FIVE SECONDS, BUT NOW SHE’S DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO GET UP TO HER FEET! CAILIN’S CORE STRENGTH IS FADING BY THE MINUTE, HER BACK HAS BEEN SOMEWHAT NEUTRALIZED, MEANING SHE CAN’T TRULY LOCK THAT HOLD IN AT 100 PERCENT, BUT IF ERIS IS CAUGHT BY THIS FOR MUCH LONGER SHE’LL REACH A THRESHOLD, AND ERIS IS TRYING TO AVOID THAT AT ALL COSTS! ERIS LECAVA IS FIGHTING HER WAY OUT OF THAT HOLD AND TRYING TO FORM A VERTICAL BASE! …. CAILIN REALIZES THERE’S SOME GIVE TO THIS MOVE AND ALLOWS ERIS UP TO HER FEET! Cailin comes up after her –OOOOOH! FRONT-FLIP FORWARD RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP BY CAILIN!! ERIS SITS UP, CAILIN SPRINTS UP TO HER FEET AND RICOCHETS OFF THE NEAREST ROPES FOLLOWING THAT BRILLIANT MOVE TO FINISH IT OFF WITH THE “IN YOUR FACE” PUNT KICK, BUT CAILIN’S BACK GIVES OUT AND SHE DROPS TO A KNEE HALFWAY! Cailin shoots up to her feet again, comes after Eris, but ERIS PULLS HER IN FOR THE SMALL PACKAGE PIN!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOONE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mercer: KICK OUT OF TWO! The two ladies recover to their feet and — EYES OF TEXAS!!!!!!!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY CAILIN!!!! NO, ERIS BENDS OVER BACKWARDS FROM IT! AND THAT MAY HAVE HURT CAILIN TO EVEN ATTEMPT THAT MOVE! CAILIN TURNS AROUND HOLDING HER BACK AND ERIS FROM BEHIND HITS THE BACKSTABBER! NO, CAILIN SOMEHOW HOLDS HER GROUND AND COUNTERS IN MID-AIR WITH THE SNAPMARE! Eris recovers, turns around, RUNNING DROPKICK BY CAILIN! Eris is sent into the corner by that dropkick, and Cailin stretches out that sore back, trying to loosen herself up while Eris recovers… Cailin comes after her, but ERIS SPRINGS TO THE TOP ROPE GOING FOR THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!! NO, CAILIN YANKS DOWN THE RING ROPE, FORCING ERIS TO DROP TO A SEATED POSITION ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! NOW CAILIN DILLON CLIMBS UP THAT VERY CORNER AND HITS A SUPER DRAGON SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROOPPPPEEEEE!!!!!!! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE MOVE BY THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!!!!

( Several replays air of the super dragon suplex )

Ryder: These ladies were sent FLYING across the ring! Especially Eris! But that took a lot out of Cailin too, Jake! Both champions, both competitors are down and the referee is going to do a double count! If neither of them can rise, this match is over!

Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX!

Ryder: Cailin’s trying desperately to drag herself over to her opponent…… and when she does she gets an arm over LeCava!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOONE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mercer: KICK OUT BY ERIS! She just took too much time! Eris was allotted too much time to recover from that attack! Eris is sluggishly pulling herself up, doing whatever she can to recover, but she’s nowhere near back up yet! Eris is just dragging herself over to the ring ropes to rise… but Dillon’s back up and drags Eris away from the ropes to go for the TEXAS TWISTER!!!! TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS!?!? NO, JUST AS CAILIN TWISTS, ERIS PUSHES OUT OF IT AND DOES A WHEELBARROW FRONT-ROLL BODYSCISSORS FROM BEHIND INTO A PINNING BRIDGE ON CAILIN! STACKING CAILIN ON HER SHOULDERS!!!

Ref: OOOOOOOONE! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mercer: SHOULDER UP BY CAILIN!! ERIS SEAMLESSLY TRANSITIONS, DEADLIFTING CAILIN OFF THE MAT AND HITTING THE DISCORDIAAAAAAAA!!!! THAT’S IT!!! THAT’S IT!!! ROLLS HER OVER!!! THE COVER!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOONEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Ryder: KICK OUT!!! KICK OUT!!!! THE REF WAIVES IT OFF!!! MY GOD!!! WHAT A FREAKING MATCH!!!

Mercer: ERIS IS SCREAMING IN A PSYCHOTIC FIT OF RAGE, AND ERIS IS STOMPING INTO CAILIN DILLONS INJURED BACK OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! STOMPING AND STOMPING AND STOMPING! TORTURING HER! A KNEEDROP! AND AN ELBOW DROP! ANOTHER ELBOW DROP! A FIST DROP! ELBOW DROP! AXE-HANDLE DROP! AND ERIS DROPS TO HER KNEES AND HITS REPEATED AXE-HANDLE BLOWS STRAIGHT INTO THE SPINE, CLUBBING BOTH FISTS INTO THE SPINE LIKE A MADWOMAN! AND ERIS COVERS HER AGAIN!

Ref: OOOOOOOONEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Ryder: ANOTHER KICK OUT BY CAILIN! AND NOW ERIS DRAGS CAILIN DILLON UP FROM THE MAT AGAIN AND GOES FOR THE ON’NA!!!! HIGH ANGLE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!!!! BUT AS SHE’S HOISTED IN MID AIR, CAILIN TRAPS THE ARM AND LOCKS IN THE LONGHORN LOCK AGAIN!!! OMAPLATA SHOULDER LOCK AGAIN!!!! SHE GOT IT!!! SHE GOT IT!!!!! ERIS IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, DRAGGING WITH ALL OF HER MIGHT, DRAGGING WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS INSIDE OF HER TO ESCAPE THIS HOLD AND ESCAPE DEFEAT! BUT CAILIN’S PRETTY MUCH CAUGHT A SECOND WIND, SNAPPING INTO THIS SUBMISSION AND REFUSING TO LET GO! IT’S ALMOST AUTOMATIC FOR HER, IT’S LIKE SHE’S A MACHINE, IT’S LIKE SHE’S BUILT FOR THIS! THE IRON WILLED CAILIN DILLON REFUSES TO LET GO OF THIS SUBMISSION, GIVING ERIS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO MANUALLY DRAG HER WAY TO THE ROPES!

Mercer: BUT WAIT A SECOND….. ERIS IS CONSIDERING TAPPING!!! ERIS IS CONSIDERING CALLING IT A NIGHT, ANDDDDDDD……. SHE TAPS!!!! NO!!! ERIS STOPS HERSELF BEFORE HER HAND HITS THE MAT, AND MAKES ANOTHER SURGE TO CRAWL HERSELF TO THE ROPES!!! ERIS IS LESS THAN TWO FEET AWAY! IT’S RIGHT THERE! JUST ONE MORE DRAG, PERHAPS ONE MORE HYPER EXTENSION AND SHE’LL FIND SOLACE!!!! BUT CAILIN QUICKLY SOFTENS THE HOLD TO GET A LEG IN FRONT OF HER, AND BASH THE HEEL OF HER BOOT INTO THE BACK OF ERIS’ HEAD REPEATEDLY!!! AND CAILIN TIGHTENS BACK UP THE HOLD AGAIN!!!! ERIS CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! ERIS TAPS OUT!!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

( “Confident” by Demi Lovato hits and Cailin Dillon rolls away, laying flat on her back completely exhausted, before having her Specialists Title handed to her and her arm is raised by the referee. )

RA: HERE IS YOUR WINNERRRR…. CAAAAAAAAILLLIIIIIIINNN DIILLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

Mercer: TREMENDOUS! A TREMENDOUS PERFORMANCE FROM THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!

Ryder: DEAR GOD that may have been one of the best Vixens matches I’ve ever seen! Just when I thought maybe Cailin couldn’t outdo her performance last week against Sheridan, she manages to top that! And I can’t speak glowingly enough about the Specialists Champ either!

Mercer: You’ve got to figure Cailin Dillon has earned the respect of many people following this match, and she just may have backed up her claims on being the best champion in not only the Vixens division, but in all of EAW!

( Cailin finally stands up and holds up her Specialists Championship proudly )

( The camera fades backstage where Pierre McGuire is seen standing by… )

Pierre McGuire: Ladies and gentlemen… PLEASE WELCOME, my guest at this time… HE IS THE EAW CHAMPION… DASSSSSSSSSSSSSS LANNNNNNNNNNNNIIIISTERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

( The lonesome Das Lannister enters the screen, void of the usual Athena Vendetta after the brutal attack by the hands of Vic Vendetta and Kevin Devastation. The EAW Championship lays firmly on his shoulders, as he greets Pierre. )

Pierre: Well “champ”… after all you’ve won… and lost. This is the night you prove your dominance. You face Vic Vendetta later tonight, a man you’ve battled for the better portion of a year now. You have shown no mercy, no emotion… to the point you used Athena as a sacrificial lamb. Is it safe to say you’ve become numb to this man and his presence?

Lannister: Lannister answers to no one… you think Lannister dare care about the presence, or being, of another? Lannister is not so easily fooled, so persuaded, so seduced by aura. Vic Vendetta will pay for the situation he tried to endure Lannister within.

None the less —

Mercer: BAH GAWD, WHAT THE HELL?!?! IT’S… IT’S… IT’S KEVIN DEVASTATION! HE BLINDSIDES LANNISTER FROM BEHIND. HE PICKS THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP UP FROM THE GROUND, PLASTERS IT INTO LANNISTER, BETWEEN THE EYES!!?! WHAT IS KEVIN DOING.

Ryder: I’ll TELL you what he’s doing… HE’S DOING VIC VENDETTA’S DIRTY WORK FOR HIM! NO, NO, NO NO NOT THIS… HE PICKS LANNISTER’S BODY UP… AND RIGHT INTO THAT TV SCREEN! FACE FIRST! LANNISTER IS OUT, LANNISTER IS OUT! MY GOD, SHARDS OF THE SCREEN ALL OVER LANNISTER’S FACE. BUT KEVIN IS BEING ABSOLUTELY RELENTLESS, HE DOESN’T STOP THERE. HE THROWS LANNISTER RIGHT INTO THE WALL, HEAD FIRST, BOUNCES BACK… KD TAKES THE MICROPHONE OUT OF PIERRE’S HANDS AND STARTS BASHING AWAY AT LANNISTER’S SKULL.

Mercer: BLOOD IS POURING OUT FROM LANNISTER’S SKULL… THE MICROPHONE ABSOLUTELY DISFIGURED. KEVIN THROWS IT TO THE SIDE.

Kevin: YOU ARE NOT THE MONSTER YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE.

Ryder: NO NO NO NO NOT THIS… JACK-KNIFE POWERBOMB TO LANNISTER ONTO THE CEMENT FLOOR!!! BAH GAWD THIS IS ABSOLUTELY A SABOTAGE ON OUR EAW CHAMPION RIGHT NOW. LANNISTER IS ABSOLUTELY MOTIONLESS! HOLD ON, HOLD ON KEVIN’S NOT EVEN DONE! WHAT MADNESS!!! HE SETS LANNISTER UP… TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! THE SAME FATE AS ATHENA!!! NOT THIS WAY!!! YOU CRUEL, SICK SON OF A BITCH.

Mercer: NOW security makes their way out here… but talk about too little, too damn late. Lannister is ABSOLUTELY in no condition to compete after that BLATANT blindside attack. Is this how Vic Vendetta hopes to win the EAW Championship tonight? And here I thought he was a man of integrity for being in affiliation with Ares Vendetta. We might just be missing out on an EAW Championship match because of this son of a bitch…

Ryder: Medical attention is circling around the German native, but I’m not sure if they can even get him out there by the end of the night. Did you just SEE what destruction and chaos came his way? We’ll undoubtedly have more on this going forward, but we need to take our sights away from the backstage area while the details manufacture themselves… I just know, get Kevin Devastation as far away from this arena as you can.

( Reckless Wiring AD featuring the song “Not Over Til’ We Say So” by Blue Stahli plays: Reckless Wiring LIVE! from the Sprint Center in Kansas City, Missouri on March 26th, 2016! Witness talent from Showdown, Voltage and Dynasty compete under your rules, and your stipulations! Power within the people. Door opens at 5pm, tickets still available now! )

( Return to the arena )

( DING! DING! DING! )

Ring Announcer: The following contest of Reasonable Doubt is a singles contest scheduled for one fall!

(“Legend” by Drake plays through the arena as Thomas Minns makes his way down the ramp to an exceptionally negative reception from the fans in the arena. Minns, however, is smiling and undeterred as he walks down to the ring.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Seattle, Washington. Weighing in at 220 Pounds…. DAS WUNDERKIND….THOOOOOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAAAAAS MINNNNNNNNNNNNNS!

Ryder: This guy right here is one of the top young rising stars on the Showdown roster. A guy who claims he is one The Star of the show and someone who when focused I think could challenge for a championship in the very near future.

Mercer: The man he’s about to face also makes similar claims, saying he is the “Face” of Showdown…

(“Lord Knows” by Meek Mill plays through the arena as Chris Elite is carried to the ring on the shoulders of Big Mike wearing his trademark Red Beats headphones and a shirt with _#MinnsLifeMatters on it. The crowd boos heavily and Elite has to calm Big Mike enough to keep him from assaulting several fans in the audience on the way to the ring.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Big Mike, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 222 pounds…he is the Self-proclaimed “Fresh Prince of Showdown” …. CHRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIISSSSSS ELLLLLLLLLITE!

Mercer: This young man is really going out of his way to make a name for himself on the Showdown roster. A win today over another up-and-comer would probably serve him well.

Ryder; This should be a good one. Similar height and weight between the two, I think evenly matched wrestlers. This should be good, bro.

Mercer: You forgot equally obnoxious….

(DING DING DING!!!)

(Minns is waiting to get the match underway as Chris Elite is talking to Big Mike)

Elite: Go on to the back. He’s not worth it, man.

Big Mike: You sure?

Elite: He’s a damn pushover. I got this.

(The two share a fist bump as Big Mike heads back to the locker room.)

Ryder: This is…well…interesting? Why would he send Big Mike away? That’s his trump card!

Mercer: I think Elite is intent on proving he doesn’t need backup for Minns….and…Minns extends a hand to handshake?

Minns: Good luck, Chris.

Ryder…. Are you serious, Bro?

Mercer: Well…the two men are standing in the center of the ring. Elite looks nervous about it…but he extends his hand and shakes it! Great sportsmanship! Don’t you agree, Matt?!

Ryder: Heartwarming.

Mercer: Well…Here we go. Collar and Elbow tie up between these two rising stars and it’s pretty even with neither man giving much up…Chris is finally forced back into a corner by Minns and the referee stepping in to try to break them up. And Minns responds with a clean break. The sportsmanship love fest between these two apparently continues.

Ryder: Here they go again with another tie up in the center of the ring and this times Elite pushes Minns back into the corner. Ref is calling for a clean break…Elite obliges…and then hits Minns with a nasty looking knife-edge chop! And then another! Another one! And Minns gets outta dodge and escapes to the arena floor! And he looks pretty upset about it!

Minns: I SHOOK YOUR HAND…. I SHOOK YOUR HAND! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! THAT’S NO WAY TO TREAT A MALE AS ATTRACTIVE AS MYSELF!

Mercer: Minns expressing his displeasure but not getting much sympathy from Elite or the referee as he begins his 10 count. Das Wunderkind slides back into the ring and Elite approaches, Thumb to the eye by Minns……HES LOOKING FOR SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE RIGHT OFF THE TOP BUT ELITE HAS ENOUGH PRESENCE OF MIND TO PULL HIMSELF AWAY! Minns goes over and tries to grab Elite but gets hit with a punch to the midsection then a European uppercut from Elite. Minns is staggered and now ELITE LOOKS FOR THE BOX OFFICE SMASH BUT MINNS DUCKS IT!

Ryder: Action starting to pick up some now. The guys have each other pretty well scouted out too it seems like.

Mercer: Minns holding up his hand and calling for a test of strength now in the center of the ring…Elite reaches up to lock a hand but gets caught with a kick to the midsection! Minns then hits a nasty looking Snap DDT! Chris Elite’s head just spiked off the canvas as Minns looks for a cover!

Ref: OOOONE!! TWOOOOOOO.. KICKOUT!!

Ryder: Minns needs to stay on him and keep hammering away! You wanna be a star on Showdown and all that you have to assert yourself!

Mercer: A chinlock on Chris as Minns tries to slow Fresh Prince down. Elite very slowly getting back up to his feet but Minns keeping that hold cinched in tight…Chris trying to grab at his opponent’s hair now to try to get some kind of break out of this! Minns responds to a punch to the face! He lets go and now tries to go for a German Suplex…. RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!!!!

Ryder: NO! ELITE LANDED ON HIS FEET! MINNS GETTING UP AND CELEBRATING A BIT…BUT CHRIS ELITE CATCHES HIM WITH A FLYING FOREARM! Minns down and staggered a bit but pulls himself back up and goes swinging wildly with a lariat…he misses and turns right around into an ELITE CUTTER! Minns rolling outside of the ring after that and the momentum of this match has turned on its ear with a sudden flurry of offense from Elite. Minns is up on his feet, still a bit dazed and confused. Elite runs into the ropes….and A RUNNING SOMERSAULT PLANCHA TO THE OUTSIDE RIGHT ONTO MINNS AND ELITE IS BACK UP ON HIS FEET AND IN CONTROL!

Chris: THIS IS HOW WE DO SHIT IN AMERICA! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Mercer: The fans don’t care much for that bit of nonsense as Elite is booed out of the building almost. I’m pretty sure he’s aware we’re in Ireland. In any event he pulls Minns up by the hair and rolls him back into the ring. Elite hops up back onto the canvas and goes for a Swan Dive and connects! Hooks the leg as the referee goes in for the count!

Ref: OOOOOOOONE! TWOOOOOOOO!! KICKOUT!!!!

Ryder: Elite’s going back up to the top rope and waiting for Minns to get back up to his feet…FLYING CROSSBODY ATTEMPT BUT NOBODY IS HOME! MINNS MANAGED TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! Minns now lifting Chris back up to his feet…a vicious Russian Legsweep! Minns has gained control of this match again after Elite took one chance too many. And now…. it’s Cloverleaf time! He’s looking for the Infected! He’s got the legs…CHRIS COUNTERS INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOONE! TWOOOOOO… KICK OUT!

Mercer: Minns was taking a little too long there and he almost got caught slipping and now both men are back to their feet. Chris Elite hits the FALCON KIIIIIIIIIICK! That roundhouse kick knocks Minns back down! And now Chris Elite pulling Minns back up to his feet…. he hoists him up…FIREMANS CARRY KNEE NECKBREAKER! Minns back in some serious trouble as Chris Elite is just lying in wait now, getting ready for another attempt of the Box Office Smash…. HE GOES AND IT CONNECTS…. HE GOT ALL OF IT…BUT HE HIT THE REFEREE! MINNS PULLED THE REFEREE IN THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND!

Ryder: Elite’s trying to pull the referee back up to his feet and HERE COMES MINNS FROM BEHIND! SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE! GOOD NIGHT!

Mercer: But the problem is the idiot saved his own skin at the cost of a referee! Nobody is here to count the fall! He’s calling for another ref to come out but so far nobody is coming! Minns staggers his way out to the arena floor and pushes someone here at ringside out of their chair and slides it into the ring! The referee is still out of it!

Ryder: What is he doing? He’s standing in front of Chris Elite getting ready to swing that chair! NO! COME ON MINNS! DON’T DO THIS!

Mercer: He’s holding up the chair…and here comes the…. WAIT! ELITE WAS PLAYING POSSUM AND JUST HIT HIM WITH A LOW BLOW! AND NOW ELITE GRABS THE CHAIR AND HITS HIM IN THE BACK WITH IT BEFORE HE SEES THE REFEREE STIRRING!

Ryder: ELITE HITS A DDT ONTO THE CHAIR! MINNS MAY BE OUT! ELITE PUSHES THE CHAIR OUT OF THE RING AND IS SHAKING THE REFEREE, TRYING TO REVIVE HIM AND HE’S FINALLY UP! ELITE HOOKS THE LEG BUT IT’S TAKING FOREVER FOR THE REF TO COME OVER…. HERE HE IS AND HERE’S THE COUNT!

Ref: ONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEE…………NO!!!

Ryder:HOW IN THE HELL DID MINNS GET A SHOULDER UP! AND ELITE IS ABSOLUTELY LIVID! HE YANKS THE REFEREE UP BY THE SHIRT COLLAR DEMANDING AN EXPLANATION!

Mercer: It was a slow count to be fair but you try doing your job after someone kicks you in the face! CHRIS SHOVES THE REFEREE WHO SHOVES HIM BACK INTO THE WAITING HANDS OF A GROGGY MINNS…. SCHOOLBOY ROLL UP!

Ref: OOOOOONEE!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!!

Ryder: KICK OUT! AND MINNS HAD THE TIGHTS! HE COULDN’T GET THE VICTORY! HE THOUGHT HE HAD IT! MINNS HAD THE TIGHTS BUT COULDN’T GET THE JOB DONE!

Mercer: Now both men are on their feet again.. THOMAS MINNS GOING FOR SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE AGAIN BUT CHRIS GETS HIM WITH A PELE KICK FIRST! Minns stunned as Chris tries to go for a brain buster … He’s trying his best to hoist him and finish him with the brainbuster…. but LOOK AT THIS! MINNS COUNTERS INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(DING DING DING)

(“Legend” By Drake plays through the arena as Minns slides out of the ring and nearly falls to the arena floor tripping over himself to get away as the referee raises his hand in victory, Chris Elite beside himself in the ring.)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this contest is THOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS MINNNNNNNNNNNNNS!!!

Mercer: That was a pretty hard-fought contest between two men who may be very close to getting gold in the near future! Both tried some dirty tricks but in the end Minns outwrestles his man and picks up a big win!

Ryder: Chris Elite is furious inside the ring. MAYBE the ref counted a little faster than he should have on that last exchange but he has not a damn thing to be ashamed of. Great showing by both young men!

( AD: “Ready” by Raphael Lake, Aaron Levy & Dumi Maraire plays as the commercial for Voltage’s upcoming supershow, Fighting Spirit 2 is aired. )

Narrator: On March 6th, Voltage turns the multi-million dollar renovated Marquee Nightclub into the Marquee FIGHT club deep in the heart of New York City! Witness Voltage’s finest such as Mr. DEDEDE, Ares Vendetta, Tyler Parker, Hexa-Gun, J.D. Damon and more LIVE in the upcoming Supershow on the EAW Network! Limited tickets available now…

( AD: Vixens Cup commercial plays )

Narrator: For the first time ever, EAW presents a TWO DAY VIXENS-EXCLUSIVE SUPERSHOW! Witness the EAW Vixens do battle LIVE from the Air Canada Centre in a two day long tournament for the fist ever EAW VIXENS CUP! LIVE on Saturday March 12th, and Sunday March 13th, from the EAW Network!

( AD CLOSES )

( Return to the arena )
( “The Stroke” plays as Showdown General Manager James Shields MARCHES through the curtain, looking as furious as ever. )

Ryder: Oh boy… as we saw earlier, EAW Champion Das Lannister was blindsided, jumped backstage by Kevin Devastation, who is affiliated with Vic Vendetta. To the point we even doubt he can compete tonight… and considering Shields’ current body language, I’m not exactly going to dispute our original diagnosis of Lannister’s condition. But Shields isn’t wasting any time… as he rips the microphone out of the ring announcer’s hands!

Shields: CUT THE MUSIC, CUT IT CUT IT CUT IT… I’LL just get right to the point. I have JUST been informed by EAW Doctors that current EAW Champion Das Lannister is ruled OUT from competing tonight. Now, this, this is to no fault of his own, as Kevin Devastation attacked him backstage just 20 minutes ago. He has been diagnosed with a concussion, and perhaps even head trauma. More to be announced after the show… but as you can see, this is a VERY, VERY big problem for tonight’s show. As he was slated to defend his EAW Championship against Vic Vendetta. And oh my, what a “coincidence” it is, that Kevin Devastation is affiliated with Lannister’s challenger.

GOD DAMN IT.

( James Shields begins to pace around the ring, even kicking at the bottom rope. )

And oh, believe ME… Kevin Devastation has been BANNED from the arena tonight following his actions, and is indefinitely SUSPENDED from EAW activity, and his EAW contract will be put UNDER review. BUT GOD DAMN IT, AGAIN. I am LEFT with NO CHOICE here tonight. NO CHOICE.

DAS LANNISTER IS TO BE STRIPPED OF HIS EAW CHAMPIONSHIP, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.

Ryder: WHAT?! WHAT, HOW IS THIS FAIR?! IT CAN’T BE!

Shields: As much as I dislike stripping the championship from Lannister, I cannot let a show such as Reasonable Doubt, be ruined by one man. One man, who isn’t even signed to compete. The show is bigger than Das Lannister. And it SURE as hell is bigger than Kevin Devastation… But yes, effective immediately, I repeat, Das Lannister has been stripped of his EAW Championship due to failure to compete here tonight at Reasonable Doubt. We will be crowning a new EAW Champion tonight…

( “Stroke God, Millionaire” echoes as the Irish crowd stands on their feet just to CHEER on Vic Vendetta. )

Ryder: This Irish crowd surely doesn’t take a liking to Lannister, so they’re taking this news to the good of their heart. Look at Vic though, standing atop that stage with a smirk on his face, as if he he had NOTHING to do with tonight’s assault. This is outrageous… oh help me, HELP EAW, of the controversy that swarms this company if Vic Vendetta is SIMPLY awarded the EAW Championship…

Vic: I know, what you all are thinking. This was a design of fractured intent… by the master within the mind, that is Vic Vendetta’s. That insults me, the audacity you are trying to pin my way, slander my way Shields, that I would go out of my way to attack Lannister, knowing full well I could take him one-on-one, within the confines of an EAW Championship match. I am one of the few men to actually PIN Lannister in this company, only one of five I believe. And you dare imply this as a conspiracy? Get your facts checked, before you start slithering your words around, directing them places they don’t belong.

But for as fortunate of a situation this is… I think you made the right decision. You barred my business partner from the arena due to his… misjudgment of an action. And you vacated a championship of a man who can’t fight to keep it around his waists. Pity that both scenarios seem to be, you made the right call. And I applaud you for it. But considering the circumstances, and the law of the land… I think you have one last decision to make. Putting that EAW Championship on me… RIGHT NOW. I am the rightful number one contender, with no other contenders within the realm of reason. I would… hate, to be labeled as a champion in this manner, but if the shoe fits… I was always told to wear it. So I will take the high road, and take on my role as EAW Champion, taking this problem off your hands. Filling the void that Lannister cannot fill this very night. I see it as an honor, and one I will rightfully bestow under my will.

Shields: …You seem to think, you seem to think that after what transpired tonight, I am OBLIVIOUS to what played behind the lines? You think I’m that naive? Or that these people watching, listening at home, are all that naive? You aren’t DESERVING of anything. You’re damn lucky you have that label _# 1 Contender labeled to your name, or I might be forced to suspend you indefinitely as well. I’d have you sooner STROKE me, before I award you a damn EAW Championship reign. You actually thought this little plan of yours would work here tonight, didn’t you? You… coward. Nothing more than the sheep that Kevin Devastation has always been in his career. You are a disappointment, Vic… you truly are, for your actions tonight. And don’t you dare pawn them off as Kevin’s alone…

Vic: Call it how you like, accuse me of what you want… it doesn’t change the facts, or the current state of this roster. Lannister was the champion, and is now out of the equation. Out of everyone else on said-roster, I was the only one named a contender to the EAW Championship. You see, this is rather simple arithmetic. I am ONE, out of ONE, possibilities for a new crowning of the EAW Championship. I’m sorry that things turned out the way they did, but if Lannister can’t compete, why should I be punished for that?

( Shields can only shake his head and laugh… )

Shields: Oh, you silver-tongued devil, you. That may work against a lesser man, and your story may stick on a summer day. But here… I’M NOT BUYING IT. AND I’M NOT AWARDING YOU SHIT. OH TRUST ME, THERE WILLLLLL BE AN EAW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH TONIGHT. The only “rule of the land” that is granted to you is that of an EAW Championship opportunity. But you thought Mr. Devastation taking out Lannister would work into your favor, didn’t you? WELL THINK AGAIN… BECAUSE I AM FORGOING THE SCHEDULED MATCH BETWEEN AREN MSTISLAV AND JAMIE O’HARA. INSTEAD… THEY’RE BEING ADDED TO THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH… IN A TRIPLE THREAT! FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE! TONIGHT!

Vic: They aren’t even worthy opponents!

Shields: Oh, I beg to differ Victor. I BEG to differ…

They’re the PERFECT opponents. Mr. O’Hara never received his rematch, and Aren Mstislav has even more reason now to get his hands on you. It actually sets up quite the compelling match. That match is FINALIZED… and if you don’t LIKE that, just remember… YOU DID THIS TO YOUR OWN DAMN SELF, VICTOR.

Best of luck… and may the odds, ever NOT be in your favor.

( James Shields walks off, his music hitting, as Victor Vendetta looks on in disgust before the camera pans to the titantron. )

( AD: King Of Elite available on DVD today! )

( The EAW Tag Team Championship graphic appears on the screen )

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!

( ‘’Higher Ground’’ by Red Hot Chili Peppers play as Lioncross makes his way down to the ring to cheers from the crowd )

Ring Announcer: First, the challenger, making his way down to the ring …Weighing in at 215 pounds …from Omaha, NE ….LIONNNNNCROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Matt Ryder: Well, as we learned earlier, Carlos Rosso was attacked mysteriously during the pre-show and has suffered an injury so it looks like Lioncross is going to be fighting Hexa-Gun by himself…

Jake Mercer: He’s a dumbass for taking this on by himself, what the hell does he think is going to happen here? He’s going up against the best tag team in the world today!

( ‘’Bite the Bullet’’ by ContROVersy plays as Drake Jaegar and Tiberius Jones make their way down to the ring to boos )

Ring Announcer: And their opponents, they are hailing from straight outta Hexa-Gun and weighing in at a combined 408 pounds ….THEY ARE ….THE REIIIIGGNNNING! DEFENDING! UNDISPPPPPUUUUUUTEEEEED ….EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD AND REPRESENTING HEXA-GUN ……DRAAAKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE JAEEGGGARRRRRRRRRRRR ANNNNNNDDDD TIBBBBBBBBERIIIUUUSSSSSSS JJOOOONNNNNESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Matt Ryder: These guys are disgusting, they took out Carlos Rosso from the match so they could have an easier advantage over Lioncross with this now being essentially a handicap match.

Jake Mercer: Hey! You don’t know that they were the ones that attacked Carlos Rosso, for all we know, it could have been you!

Matt Ryder: I’ve been sitting here all night …

Jake Mercer: SUUUURE YOU HAVE.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Matt Ryder: …Anyway, Drake Jaegar is going to be the one who kicks this off against Lioncross, both men circling each other here as they lock up and Drake Jaegar slaps a side headlock on Lioncross but Lioncross shoves him into the ropes as Jaegar comes back as Lioncross knocks him right down with a running shoulder block! Drake back to his feet as Lioncross with a clothesline connecting on Drake and Drake once again to his feet as Lioncross grabs Drake and pulls him in – snap suplex! No! Drake Jaegar lands on his feet behind Lioncross and grabs him into a waist lock, Drake shoves Lioncross into the ropes as both men roll backwards on the mat and they roll back to their feet as DRAKE CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX ON LIONCROSS! Amazing there by Drake as Lioncross is down as Drake quickly tags in Tiberius Jones, it seems like quick tags by the champions might just be the game-plan here tonight as Lioncross is trying to get up to his feet but Jones charges and nails Lioncross with an uppercut!

Jake Mercer: Lioncross stumbles backwards into the turnbuckle as Jones begins stomping on Lioncross! Jones grabs the arm of Lioncross and Irish-whips him into the opposing corner as Jones charges at Lioncross! But Lioncross with an elbow right to the face of the charging Jones, knocking him backwards as Lioncross grabs Jones by the head and RAMS him head first into the turnbuckle! And he does it again! And again! Lioncross now sending knife-edged chops right into the chest of Jones! Those chops can be heard all throughout the 3Arena as Lioncross is lighting up the chest of Tiberius Jones but look at this, Drake is entering the ring as the referee is trying to get him out of the ring as Jones THUMBS Lioncross in the eye! Lioncross stumbles backwards holding his eye here as he is temporarily blinded as Jones rushes out of the corner and CONNECTS WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER! LIONCROSS PLANTED INTO THE MAT! Jones now back to his feet as he stomps on Lioncross before lifting him up and Jones powerslams Lioncross down onto the mat as he tags in Drake!

Matt Ryder: Drake now climbing up onto the top rope as DRAKE LAUNCHES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A SPLASH INTO LIONCROSS! These guys taking the advantage back after cheating with that illegal thumb to the eye by Jones, Lioncross is holding his mid-section as Drake is sending shots into the head of Lioncross! If there is one thing you have to give the champions credit for, they work tremendously well as a tag team and as a unit …Drake back onto his feet as he grabs Lioncross up and lifts him up onto his shoulders AS JONES RUNS INTO THE RING AND GERMAN SUPLEXS DRAKE WHO CONNECTS WITH AN ELEVATED SAMOAN DROP ON LIONCROSS! JONES NOW BRIDGING THE GERMAN ON DRAKE WHO IS GETTING AN ADVANTAGE ON THIS PIN ON LIONCROSS!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……..TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………..

Jake Mercer: NO!! LIONCROSS GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! Lioncross is purely in survival mode now as Drake gets back up to his feet as DRAKE AND JONES SIMULTANEOUSLY JAYWALK ALL OVER LIONCROSS! VICIOUS STOMPS ALL OVER THE LIMBS OF LIONCROSS! THOSE HARD, VICIOUS STOMPS AS LIONCROSS IS HELPLESS HERE! LIONCROSS NEEDS CARLOS ROSSO OR SOMEBODY ELSE OUT HERE! The referee is trying to get Jones out of here as Lioncross rolls out of the ring and is dumped to the floor, Lioncross is trying to regain his breath here and try and buy some time to recover but Drake instantly rolls right out of the ring and lifts Lioncross up, picking him up and putting him into a FULL NELSON LOCK ON THE OUTSIDE! AND JONES CHARGES AND LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CORKSCREW SUICIDE DIVE INTO LIONCROSS! THE SPECIAL BEAM CANNON! BUT LIONCROSS MANAGES TO SLIP FREE AND HE EVADES IT AS JONES CONNECTS INTO DRAKE!!! DRAKE IS SENT FLYING INTO THE BARRICADE AS DRAKE AND JONES ARE DOWN! BUT SO IS LIONCROSS! The referee is trying to be lenient here with the countout as all three men are on the outside, Lioncross is using the ring frame to get to his feet as Drake is leaning by that barricade in worlds of pain as Lioncross grabs him and throws Drake into the ring, Lioncross grabs Jones and FLINGS HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Lioncross taking Jones right out of contention here as he gets back into the ring …

Matt Ryder: Lioncross is in huge amounts of pain here as he grabs Drake Jaegar and connects with a belly to back suplex! Drake falls by those ropes as he grabs a hold of them to lift himself up to his feet slowly but Lioncross with ANOTHER knife edged chop to the chest! Lioncross now whips Drake off the ropes! No! Drake counters it and sends Lioncross of the ropes as Drake looks for a CLOTHESLINE! DUCKED BY A RUNNING LIONCROSS WHO HITS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A LARIAT ON DRAKE!!!! LIONCROSS CONNECTS WITH IT!!! DRAKE DOES A 180 FLIP IN MID-AIR AND LANDS ON HIS TORSO AS LIONCROSS IS DOWN AS WELL! BOTH MEN DOWN IN THE RING! LIONCROSS TURNS DRAKE OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG! NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………….TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! ………NO!!!!!!!!! JAEGER WITH THE SHOULDER UP!

Jake Mercer: Amazing! Absolutely amazing! Lioncross is perplexed, he cannot believe this! Jaegar is starting to stir as Lioncross is getting back to his feet slowly and he lifts Drake up and pulls him in! OH NO! LIONCROSS GOING FOR THE SPIKE PILEDRIVER! IF LIONCROSS WERE TO LAND THIS, IT’D CERTAINLY BE OVER …AND LIONCROSS LIFTS DRAKE INTO THE AIR AND HE’S GOING FOR IT! SPIKE PILEDRIVER BY LIONCROSS ON DRA—SUPERKICK! TIBERIUS JONES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SUPERKICK INTO THE KISSER OF LIONCROSS! JONES SAVING DRAKE THERE AS DRAKE INSTANTLY HITS A HURRICARANA ON LIONCROSS AS HE LANDS ON THE MAT! This unit of Drake and Jones are looking so hard to beat right now and I don’t get why Lioncross is continuing to fight them, he’s in pure survival mode right now as he is fighting the Tag Team Champions by himself …Just give it up Lioncross and live to fight another day! Lioncross is using the ropes to lift himself up but DRAKE WITH RUNNING KNEES TO THE SPINE OF LIONCROSS! AND DRAKE HOLDS ON TO THE SHOLDERS OF LIONCROSS AND BRINGS HIM DOWN — BACKCRACKER BY DRAKE JAEGAR! Lioncross holds his back in agony as he rolls around the ring and Drake gets back to his feet, Drake is looking to end this match!

Matt Ryder: Not often me and you agree with each other Jake but I do agree, Lioncross should just give this up …he has no partner and he’s fighting the best tag team in the world, he has nothing to prove here! Lioncross is dragged up to his feet as JAEGAR LIFTS HIM UP INTO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION! JAEGAR LOOKING FOR THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER! NO! LIONCROSS ROLLS OVER WITH A CRADLE ON JAEGAR! LIONCROSS WITH THE INSIDE CRADLE ON JAEGAR! COVER!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! …………TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! ….
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Jake Mercer: NO! DRAKE KICKS OUT BUT LIONCROSS GRABS THE ARM OF JAEGAR AND LOCKS IN THE LIONCLAW!! THE CROSSFACE!!! JAEGAR IS STUCK IN THIS!!! LIONCROSS HAS IT LOCKED IN BEAUTIFULLY! LIONCROSS IS REARING BACK ON THIS AS JAEGAR IS IN A BAD WAY RIGHT HERE! JAEGAR IS CLOSE TO THE ROPES AS HE’S INCHING HIS WAY TOWARDS THEM! LIONCROSS IS TRYING TO REAR BACK EVEN MORE, ALMOST TRYING TO SNAP THE NECK OFF JAEGAR’S SHOULDERS! BUT LOOK! JAEGAR ROLLS OVER! JAEGAR WITH THE ROLL-UP AS LIONCROSS’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …………TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!………..

Matt Ryder: NO! LIONCROSS TURNS IT BACK OVER! LIONCLAW! LIONCLAW LOCKED BACK IN!! OH MY GOD!!!! LIONCROSS HAS IT IN THE DEAD CENTRE OF THE RING! UNBELIEVABLE!!! JAEGAR HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!! JAEGAR IS TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE ROPES TO GET TO THEM!!! JAEGAR’S GONNA HAVE TO TAP OUT!!! I DON’T BELIEVE THIS, I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!!! LIONCROSS IS REARING BACK, WRENCHING BACK ON THAT CROSSFACE AS JAEGAR IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN!!! JAEGAR HAS TO DO SOMETHING FAST HERE IF HE WANTS TO GET OUT OF THIS!!! AND JAEGAR LIFTS HIS HANDS UP IN THE AIR, HE’S GONNA TAP OUT BROSKI! AND …HE DOES!!!! DRAKE JAEGAR IS TAPPING OUT!!!!!!!!! LIONCROSS HAS DONE IT!!!!! LIONCROSS AND CARLOS ROSSO ARE YOUR NEW EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!

Jake Mercer: BUT THE REFEREE DIDN’T SEE IT AS JONES PULLS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING JUST AS DRAKE WAS ABOUT TO TAP OUT! THE REFEREE MISSED THE DAMN TAP OUT BECAUSE OF TIBERIUS JONES!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THE REFEREE IS YELLING AT JONES AS DRAKE IS STILL TAPPING! THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE JOKE! Lioncross lets go of the Lionclaw as Drake rolls away from him, by the ropes as he needs time to recover but Jones instantly hops up onto the apron and tags himself in, never underestimate the chemistry and the shadiness of Hexa-Gun as Jones remains on the apron, waiting for Lioncross to get up …Lioncross is slowly getting to his feet as Jones SPRINGBOARDS TO THE TOP ROPE AND NAILS LIONCROSS WITH A SPRINGBOARD TORANDO DDT!! LIONCROSS DROPPED RIGHT ON HIS HEAD BY TIBERIUS JONES!! Lioncross is once again on his back as Jones begins stomping on Lioncross and he grabs the legs of Lioncross, and he CATAPULTS Lioncross right into the turnbuckle! Lioncross’s face smashes off that turnbuckle as Jones now charges and SCORES WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE INTO THE BACK OF LIONCROSS’S HEAD!

Matt Ryder: AND JONES NOW GRABS LIONCROSS AND CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX OUT OF THE CORNER! LIONCROSS DUMPED RIGHT ON HIS BACK! This doesn’t look good for Lioncross …as Jones LEAPS to the second turnbuckle pad and CONNECTS WITH A MOONSAULT INTO A DOUBLE LEG STOMP INTO THE RIBS OF LIONCROSS! FANTASTIC BY TIBERIUS JONES! THIS IS BAD FOR LIONCROSS THOUGH! HE’S IN A BAD, BAD, BAD POSITION RIGHT NOW! JONES WITH THE COVER ON LIONCROSS!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
……….TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!…….LIONCROSS GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!

Jake Mercer: WHY WON’T HE STAY DOWN?! IS HE STUPID?! JUST GIVE IT UP LIONCROSS, YOU’RE NOT DEFEATING HEXA-GUN BY YOURSELF! Jones is back up to his feet and he’s looking to end this a—HOLD ON A SECOND! LOOK! LOOK WHO’S COMING DOWN THE RAMP! IT’S CARLOS ROSSO! CARLOS ROSSO IS LIMPING HIS WAY DOWN HERE! CARLOS IS FINALLY HERE AS TIBERIUS JONES LOOKS SHOCKED! HEXA-GUN WEREN’T EXPECTING THIS! CARLOS ENTERS THE RING AS JONES GETS RIGHT UP TO HIS FACE! CARLOS AND TIBERIUS JONES ARE TRASH TALKING TO EACH OTHER! NOW WE HAVE AN ACTUAL TAG TEAM MATCH HERE!

Carlos Rosso: CARLOS …ICHIBAN!

Matt Ryder: …AND ….WHAT?! CARLOS IMMEDIATELY TURNS AROUND AND NAILS LIONCROSS WHO WAS STARTING TO GET UP WITH A PENALTY KICK RIGHT TO THE SKULL! LIONCROSS GOES BACK DOWN! WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL DID CARLOS JUST DO?! CARLOS LOOKS DOWN AT LIONCROSS AS JONES LOOKS SHOCKED! CARLOS ROLLS BACK OUT OF THE RING AND WALKS UP THE RAMP! THE BASTARD! THAT SON OF A BITCH! HE ISN’T EVEN LIMPING ANYMORE, DID CARLOS STAGE THIS WHOLE THING? LIONCROSS IS KNOCKED OUT COLD FROM THAT PENALTY KICK! GODDAMN CAROS, GODDAMN HIM TO HELL! WHY WOULD HE DO THIS?! BUT DRAKE JAEGAR IS BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE GRABS THE LAID OUT LIONCROSS AND LIFTS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AS TIBERIUS JONES IS CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKE …AND JONES CONNECTS WITH THE HEADHUNTER! AS JAEGAR CONNECTS WITH THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER AT THE SAME TIME! THE KILLSHOT BY DRAKE AND JONES! TIBERIUS JONES HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF LIONCROSS!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ……….TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……….THREEEEE!!!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Here are your winners and STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD ……DRAKE JAEGAR AND TIBERIUS JONES ……HEXAAAA—-GUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: No words.

Matt Ryder: I’m …I’m shocked. Lioncross put up one of the best performances of his EAW career tonight, he took on the Tag Team Champions by himself and at one point, had them BEAT. And then, Carlos turned on Lioncross, we all thought Hexa-Gun were the ones behind the ‘attack’ on Carlos before the show but he staged the whole thing…

( Drake and Jones are handed their titles as they celebrate in the ring as the referee checks on Lioncross, who isn’t moving )

Jake Mercer: We should have known, we should have known better than to trust the snake that is Carlos Rosso …

( The referee helps Lioncross out of the ring and carries him up the ramp to an ovation from the crowd )

( Highlight package plays, as a replay shows Kevin Devastation ASSAULTING Das Lannister backstage, forcing James Shields to strip the EAW Champion of his belt, due to being unable to compete after the attack, before fading back to the ring, and the ring announcer inside it. )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! AND IT IS A FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH! AND IT IS FOR… THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( “Stroke God, Millionaire” by Dance Gavin Dance echoes, with the crowd giving Victor Vendetta a good reaction, considering it is a heel crowd in attendance tonight. Victor looks less happy than he did earlier tonight, and has no Kevin Devastation flanking his side. He methodically walks down the entrance ramp and his regular FPV attire, before entering the ring once and for all. )

Ring Announcer: And introducing first… from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 256 pounds… “THE VILLAIN” …. VICTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR VENDETTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryder: Utter trash. Could not face Lannister like a man here tonight, so he had Kevin Devastation mark him down backstage. Just sickening, really. Vic can deny it all he would like, but for anyone out there that isn’t oblivious, they can see through his bluff.

Mercer: Now to be fair, Victor did have a point earlier claiming that he would have ZERO reason to not feel confident going in against Lannister. He is only one of FIVE men in EAW to actually have pinned the now-former EAW Champion. And let’s not act like the man hasn’t been dominant ever since his move to Showdown post-Pain For Pride. Is tonight the night that Vendetta finally cashes in on a championship opportunity? It would be filled of controversy, sure… but one can’t deny the man’s stature.

( “Emperor’s New Clothes” by Panic! At the Disco echoes as the crowd gives Aren Mstislav a STANDING ovation, despite being an anti-establishment crowd. Aren locks eyes with Vic his entire way down the ramp. )

Ring Announcer: And introducing his opponent… from Saint Petersburg, Russia… weighing in at 215 pounds… he is the SELF-proclaimed “TRUE ROYALTY of EAW”… LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…. ARENNNNNNNNNNN MSTISLAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryder: If there is ANYONE that should be kicking Vendetta’s teeth down his own throat, it’s this man right here. One of RAGNAROK’s own, Lannister’s apprentice. Aren Mstislav. Yes, he has been in a battle with Jamie O’Hara over the past couple of weeks, and this opportunity will surely have blindsided him. But make no mistake, Aren is PRIMED for situations like these. He was SO close to becoming the 2016 King of Elite winner, representing Showdown. He has bad blood with both men in this ring, and he could very well walk out the NEXT EAW Champion, due to recent events.

( “The Darkness of My Mind” by Trivium plays on the set of speakers here in Ireland, as the crowd gives O’Hara a RESOUNDING BOO. Perhaps the first of his career. Not flustered, he looks down the ramp, and with the EAW Championship on display at ringside, O’Hara walks down the ring with business on his mind. )

Ring Announcer: And introducing their opponent… weighing in at 215 pounds, HAILING from Sydney, Australia… THE SELF-PROCLAIMED “TOMORROW’S LEGEND”… JAMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE O’HARAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mercer: JUST a month after losing the EAW Championship, Jamie O’Hara NOW finds himself in the mix of recapturing his prize. The argument could be made that he is the most talented worker in ALL of Elite Answers Wrestling, and few could make a counter argument worth considering. But all the same, he is facing TWO men here who are AS HUNGRY AS EVER to win their first world championship. He has had some bad blood with Aren Mstislav, after the event at King of Elite… but now he is set with a much different task. Not focusing on JUST the man he’s had a slander match with, but to capture the EAW Championship AGAIN.

Ryder: Just when he perhaps thought it wasn’t possible. This is as enticing and exciting as a makeshift match-up we’re EVER going to see… AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE’RE READY TO GO! ALL THREE MEN IN THE RING, COME ON, LET’S GET THIS TITLE BOUT ON THE ROAD. IT’S A SHAME IT HAS TO BE DONE THIS WAY, BUT LET’S CROWN OURSELVES A NEW EAW CHAMPION!

( DING! DING! DING! )

Mercer: The bell rings and this match to crown a NEW EAW Champion is now underway; Vic Vendetta, Jamie O’Hara or Aren Mstislav – which man is walking out the champion? Both Jamie O’Hara and Aren Mstislav coming nose to nose, this is what this match was originally meant to be, and Vic doesn’t seem to be taking this too kindly. Vic getting between the two, telling them that neither of them are going to take this championship from him – AND JAMIE O’HARA FIRES AWAY WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST OF VIC!! NOW AREN FIRES AWAY WITH ONE OF HIS OWN TO THE CHEST OF VIC VENDETTA!! ANOTHER FROM JAMIE!! ANOTHER FROM AREN!! THESE TWO MEN ARE TRYING TO OUTDO EACH OTHER WITH EACH KICK AS VIC STUMBLES BACK INTO THE ROPES – AND BOTH JAMIE O’HARA AND AREN MSTISLAV SEND VIC UP AND OVER WITH CLOTHESLINES!! BUT LOOK AT AREN – HE ISN’T FINISHED!! AREN CHARGING ACROSS THE RING BEFORE BURSTING BACK THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE— JAMIE CUTS HIM OFF WITH A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK WHICH CONNECTS FLUSH ON THE JAW!! A big smile crossing the face of Jamie as Aren stumbles back to his feet while clutching at his jaw. Aren’s back to his feet and Jamie pulls him in, looking to take him over his a suplex! But Aren’s able to land on his feet behind and locks the waist! German Suplex!!

Ryder: No, Jamie landing on his feet – SCARLETT DAWN!! AREN TURNED RIGHT AROUND INTO THE SUPERKICK!! NO, AREN DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND FIRES WITH A HARD SPINNING BACK TO THE STOMACH OF O’HARA!! SCISSORS KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF O’HARA; AREN LOOKS TO FOLLOW IT UP WITH ROUNDHOUSE, BUT JAMIE SEEN IT COMING!! JAMIE DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND LOCKS THE WAIST OF AREN AND TAKES HIM OVER WITH A GERMAN, HOLDING THE BRIDGE!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!

Ryder: AREN GETTING THE SHOULDER UP, BUT JAMIE DOESN’T RELEASE THE GRIP AROUND THE WAIST OF THE RUSSIAN PRINCE!! Jamie dragging Aren back to his feet and takes him back over with another German; this time Jamie doesn’t hold the bridge that those hands seemed to the locked tight! Aren trying to reach over to the ropes as Jamie drags him back up; Jamie trying to take him over again, but Aren uses his leg to block! Aren with an elbow – BUT VIC OUT OF NOWHERE HITS AREN WITH A SUPERKICK!! JAMIE SENDING AREN OVERHEAD WITH A GERMAN, ONCE AGAIN HOLDING THE BRIDGE!!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Mercer: BUT, VIC BREAKING IT UP WITH A RUNNING SENTON TO O’HARA!! IN ONE SWIFT MOMENT, VIC VENDETTA HAS COMPLETELY SWUNG THINGS INTO HIS FAVOR!! Jamie grabbing at his ribs as Aren gingerly pushes himself back to a vertical base – AND VIC GRABS HIM AND SENDS HIM CRASHING SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE CORNER POST!! THE FORCE SENDING AREN THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE AS VIC TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO THE FORMER CHAMPION!! Jamie rolling onto his stomach and Vic drives the point of his knee into the side of the ribs!! Another from Vic before dragging Jamie back to a vertical back and sending him across the ring to the corner – BEFORE HITTING JAMIE O’HARA DIRECTLY ON THE JAW WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! THAT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HIT BY A SMALL TRUCK!! JAMIE DROPPING DOWN IN THE CORNER, BUT VIC LOOKS FAR FROM FINISHED!! VIC CHARGES ACROSS THE RING BEFORE BURSTING BACK AND HITTING THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION WITH A CANNONBALL SENTON!! JAMIE CRUSHED INTO THE CORNER AS VIC DRAGS HIM TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! But, look at Vic, his eyes shooting to Aren Mstislav who’s using our table the drag himself back to his feet… BUT LOOK AT VIC!! VIC FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES OUT MSTISLAV WITH A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA!!

Ryder: VIC PULLING OUT THINGS THAT I DON’T BELIEVE I’VE EVER SEEN THE MAN DO; Vic walking over to the timekeepers area and THROWS THE TIMEKEEPER AWAY BEFORE TAKING THE STEEL CHAIR THE MAN WAS SITTING ON!! Vic turning his attention back to Aren BEFORE DRIVING IT INTO THE SPINE OF THE RUSSIAN PRINCE!! ANOTHER SHOT!! ANOTHER!! ANOTHER!! ANOTHER!! REPEATED UNRELENTING CHAIRSHOTS TO THE SPINE OF AREN MSTISLAV!! AREN WAS THE MAN THAT ELIMINATED VIC IN THE FINALS OF THE SHOWDOWN BRACKET OF THE KING OF ELITE TOURNAMENT AND VIC SEEMS TO BE GETTING A LITTLE BIT OF REVENGE ON THE MAN!! VIC USING THE EDGE OF THE CHAIR BEFORE FINALLY STOPPING, BUT YOU HAVE TO THINK THAT THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE— BUT LOOK AT JAMIE!! JAMIE FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES AND SENDING VIC CRASHING BACK INTO OUR TABLE!! VIC CLUTCHING AT HIS SPINE AS JAMIE PICKS UP THE CHAIR – AND CRACKS IT DIRECTLY OVER THE HEAD OF VIC VENDETTA!! THE THUD ECHOING AROUND THE ARENA AS THE IRISH CROWD ROAR IN DISAPPROVAL!!

Mercer: VIC LAYING BACK UP OUR TABLE, SLOWLY TRYING TO SIT BACK UP – BUT AS SOON AS HE DOES, JAMIE ALMOST WRAPS THE STEEL AROUND HIS HEAD WITH ANOTHER SHOT!! BLOOD BEGINNING TO POUR FROM THE HEAD OF VENDETTA AS JAMIE LAYS THE CHAIR ON HIS CHEST AND MAKES HIS WAY BACK INTO THE RING; WHAT DOES THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION HAVE IN MIND!! AREN ISN’T MOVING – VIC ISN’T MOVING!! JAMIE O’HARA MAKING HIS WAY TO THE TOP ROPE!! JAMIE’S PERCHED UP TOP, TAKING A LOOK OUT AT THE IRISH CROWD IN ATTENDANCE!!! FAR KEEEEEEEEWWW!!!!!!! JAMIE FLYING ACROSS THE AIR AND DRIVES THE ELBOW INTO THE BLACK HEART OF VIC VENDETTA!! THE STEEL CHAIR GIVING IT AN EVEN GREATER IMPACT!! THE TABLE EXPLODES IN THE WRECKAGE AS JAMIE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET!! JAMIE LOOKS TO HAVE HURT THAT ARM, BUT HE HAS HAD TO HAVE TAKEN OUT VIC VENDETTA IN THE PROCESS!! LOOK AT THE CROWD, FOR THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE THEY WANT THE HEAD OF THE FORMER CHAMPION!! Jamie making his way over to Aren Mstislav, who after that beating from Vendetta looks to be nothing more than deadweight. Jamie dragging Aren back up and rolls him into the ring! Jamie making his way up onto the apron before taking a look down at Vendetta who hasn’t moved an inch after being put through our table.

Ryder: Jamie’s looking for something big here; he can taste the championship that he once held – Jamie beginning to make the long journey to the top rope, that arm making it extremely difficult to pull himself up. Jamie finally makes it up AND DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME!! SERENADE OF ECSTASY!! FROGSPLASH!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! IT CONNECTS!!! JAMIE HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!!

Ryder: AREN KICKED OUT!! AREN KICKED OUT OF THE FROGSPLASH!! JAMIE LOOKS LIKE HE’S IN COMPLETE DISBELIEF AS THE CROWD ROARS IN WHAT MAY BE THE LOUDEST THING THAT I’VE HEARD THEM DO TONIGHT!! JAMIE ALMOST SEEMS POSITIVE THAT IT COULD HAVE BEEN THREE, BUT QUICKLY TURNS HIS ATTENTION BACK TO WHERE IT MATTERS!! Jamie getting back to his feet and makes his way down to the corner – Jamie tuning up the back, paying a little homage to the Heart Break Boy!! Aren slowly, slowly pushing himself back to a vertical base!! I THINK THAT AREN MAY JUST WANT TO STAY DOWN, HE ISN’T GOING TO LIKE THAT’S WAITING FOR HIM!! AREN’S UP!! SCARLETT DAWN!! SUPERKICK CONNECTS!!!! AREN CAUGHT THE FOOT!! AREN CAUGHT THE FOOT ON JAMIE O’HARA!! AREN SPINNING HIM AROUND – AND ALMOST KNOCKS HIS TEETH OUT WITH A WICKED FOREARM!! JAMIE COULD BE OUT ON HIS FEET AFTER THAT SHOT!! AREN PULLS HIM IN!! JAMIE TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT BUT AREN POWERS HIM UP INTO THE AIR – WHERE’S THE MAN FINDING THE STRENGTH?! JAMIE WITH A KNEE TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD AND ANOTHER!! JAMIE ALMOST, ALMOST GETTING BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET, BUT AREN BASICALLY DEADLIFTS HIM BACK UP!!! RAGS TO RICHES!!! RAGS TO RICHES!!! JAMIE O’HARA SPIKED ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH THAT BRAINBUSTER!!!! AREN SLOWLY ROLLING OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEE-KICKOUT!!!!!

Mercer: JAMIE JUST GETS THE ARM UP, BUT AREN USES IT TO ROLL JAMIE ONTO HIS STOMACH AND LOCKS IN THE CROSSFACE!! BRILLIANT MOVE FROM THE RUSSIAN PRINCE!! JAMIE’S TRAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH NOWHERE TO GO!! JAMIE TRYING TO DRAG HIMSELF TO THE BOTTOM ROPE, TRYING TO DO WHATEVER HE CAN TO GET OUT OF THE HOLD!! JAMIE ROLLING AREN OVER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, BUT AREN IMMEDIATELY RELEASES THE HOLD!! VENGEFUL UPBRINGING!!!!!! SUPERKICK!!!! JAMIE DUCKS UNDERNEATH – AND HITS AREN IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A ROUNDHOUSE!!! AREN DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE AS JAMIE O’HARA HITS THE ROPES – BOMA-YE!!!!!! KNEE DIRECTLY TO THE TEMPLE!!! JAMIE HOOKS THE LEGS!!!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Mercer: SWANTON BOMB?!!! VIC VENDETTA OUT OF FREAKING NOWHERE JUST BROKE UP THE PIN WITH A SWANTON OFF THE TOP?! WHERE DID HE COME FROM?! VIC CLUTCHING AT HIS RIBS AS JAMIE GRABS HAS HIS BACK AND ARM!! JAMIE STUMBLING BACK TO HIS FEET AS VIC STANDS IN WAIT!! JAMIE’S UP AND VIC THROWS HIM INTO THE ROPES!!! POP UP POWERBOMB!!!!!! HURRICANRANA DRIVER!!!! JAMIE COUNTERED!!! VIC VENDETTA SPIKED ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!! JAMIE ROLLS OVER FOR THE PIN!!!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Mercer: AREN BREAKS IT UP!!

Ryder: Neither of these men are going to stay down while they still have an ounce of fight left in them! The chance to become the EAW Champion, that’s what this is all about! Vic rolling back under the bottom rope to the outside as both Aren and Jamie push themselves to their feet. Aren’s the first up and hits Jamie with a stiff chop to the chest, but Jamie fires back with a stiff shoot kick! Aren fires back with a shoot kick of his own, this one directly to the injured arm of O’Hara!! Jamie clutching at the arm as Aren hits him with another shot!! Another!! Aren taking a few steps back as Jamie slowly back into the corner AND AREN LAUNCHES JAMIE BACK INTO THOSE TURNBUCKLES WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE CHEST!! I THINK THAT THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF JAMIE HIT THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! JAMIE LOOKS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT, AND THE THINK THAT AREN MAY HAVE JUST REALISED THAT!! JAMIE SLOWLY CRAWLING OUT OF THE CORNER!!! OH MY GOD!!! KAISER’S CROWN!!!!!!! CURB STOMP!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!! JAMIE’S HEAD DRIVEN STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!!!! AREN HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ryder: OH MY GOD!!! VIC BREAKS IT UP AND THROWS AREN TO THE OUTSIDE!!! VIC COVERS JAMIE!!! NO, NOT LIKE THIS!!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

(Ding, Ding, Ding!)

(“Stroke God, Millionaire” – Dance Gavin Dance hits as Vic smashes his hand on the canvas as the crowd absolutely EXPLODES.)

Ring Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE WINNNER OF THIS MATCH AND THE NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING CHAMPION!!!!!! VIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCC VEEEENNNDDDDDEETTTAAAAA!!!!!!!

Mercer: VIC WINS!!! VIC WINS!!! VIC VENDETTA IS THE NEW EAW CHAMPION!!!!

Ryder: VIC STOLE IT; AREN MSTISLAV HAD THE CHAMPIONSHIP WON AND VIC VENDETTA PICKED AT THE SCRAPS!!!

Mercer: IT WAS A BRILLIANT MOVE FROM VIC – IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT RYDER, YOU’RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO TAKE IT UP WITH THE MAN, BUT TONIGHT IT HIS NIGHT!!! TONIGHT IN DUBLIN, IRELAND, VIC VENDETTA BECOMES THE EAW CHAMPION!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!

Ryder: Can you imagine the reaction from KD????

Mercer: VIC VENDETTA’S FIRST EAW CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY WAS NEARLY FIVE YEARS AGO, IN 2011 AT THE GRAND RAMPAGE IN A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH! NOW AT REASONABLE DOUBT, FIVE YEARS LATER, VENDETTA IS VICTORIOUS!

(Vic with the EAW Championship backs up the ramp as Jamie O’Hara recovers in the ring and Aren recovers on the outside before cutting backstage.)

( Camera pans backstage to where Max. A. Million is seen chasing Carlos Rosso )

Max A Million: Mr. Rosso! Mr. Rosso just a word please!

( Carlos stops in his tracks and shoots Max an evil look )

Carlos Rosso: What do you want?

Max A Million: Why did you do it? Why did you turn on Lioncross like that?

Carlos Rosso: You know why? YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE SCREW LIONCROSS!

Max A Million: I don’t …I don’t understand…

Carlos Rosso: All you need to understand is; I’m sick and tired of Lioncross getting SPECIAL TREATMENT. This guy was out of the business for two years and he comes back, makes his EAW debut against HBB?! He gets immediately slotted into the main event of Showdown and why? Because of his past in CWF? I’M A BIGGER NAME IN CWF THAN LIONCROSS AND I HAD TO START ON TURBO. TURBO! I’VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS AND NOBODY IS GIVING ME SPECIAL TREATMENT! I HAD TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT ON DYNASTY, I GET TO COME HERE AND I GOT TO TEAM? I’M DONE TAG TEAMING! I WANT THE MAIN EVENT!

Carlos Rosso: STICK ME IN THE RING WITH THAT POTATO HUMPING PISSANT DARK DEMON AND I’LL KICK HIS ASS…AGAIN! ‘BEST IN THE WORLD’ XAVIER WILLIAMS COULDN’T TIE MY LACES! LIONCROSS GOT WHAT HE DESERVED. LIONCROSS DOESN’T DESERVE SPECIAL TREATMENT FROM JAMES SHIELDS WITH HIM KISSING HIS ASS SINCE THE MOMENT HE JOINED WHILE I GET NOTHING!

Carlos Rosso: SCREW LIONCROSS! SCREW HIS WHOLE FAMILY! SCREW HIS DADS SPERM FOR CREATING HIM! SCREW HIS HOUSE! SCREW HIS STATE! SCREW HIS WRESTLING STYLE! SCREW HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS! SCREW HIS SEX LIFE! SCREW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM!

Carlos Rosso: CARLOS ROSSO …ICHIBAN! …LIONCROSS NIBAN!

( Carlos Rosso storms off )

( 5 minute intermission )

( The Hall of Fame title graphic appears on the screen )

( Ominous music plays as the Hell in a Cell structure begins to lower down )

( A pre-match promo begins to play on the screen as ‘I Need a Doctor’ by Eminem plays on the screen as the camera pans to Road to Redemption 2012 where Zack Crash eliminates Dark Demon to end his near eight month long WHC title reign kick-starting a near year long losing streak )

‘I’m about to lose my mind’

( The camera flashes to Reasonable Doubt 2013 where Mr. DEDEDE defeated Dark Demon in a Hell in a Cell by spearing him through the roof of the cell and Demon sustaining several injuries )

‘You’ve been gone for so long, I’m runnin’ out of time’

( The camera flashes to Pain for Pride 6 where Scott Diamond defeated Dark Demon in the main event to temporary end EAW in a battle for the company, forcing Dark Demon out of EAW and the end of his relationship with Cameron Ella Ava )

‘I need a doctor, call me a doctor’

( The camera flashes to Dark Demons return in late 2013 and his continuing downfall where he begins losing his mind, sporting a new grunge look/followed by showing the debut of Xavier Williams as Toxic on NEO, struggling for to get noticed for four months )

‘I need a doctor, doctor to bring me back to life’

( The camera now flashes to Xavier Williams/Toxics debut on Dynasty, losing his first two matches to Starr-Stan and Alex Anderson followed by Dark Demon starting his feud with Starr-Stan )

‘I told the world one day I would pay it back’

( The camera now shows Dark Demon approaching Xavier Williams/Toxic and forming an alliance, followed next week by Lucian Black and the returning Eddie Mack to form the Demons Council )

‘Say it on tape, and lay it, record it so that one day I could play it back’

( The camera now flashes as we see the Dark Demon/Starr-Stan feud become even more violent as Dark Demon descends into madness while Xavier Williams/Toxic defeats Alex Anderson to win the New Breed Championship )

‘Doubts startin’ to creep in, everyday it’s just so grey and black’

( The camera flashes to Toxic changing his name to Xavier Williams and defending his New Breed Championship every week while Dark Demon tries and fails to recruit Zack Crash, kick-starting an eight month feud )

‘Hope, I just need a ray of that, cause no one sees my vision’

( Shots of Dark Demon introducing Tarah Nova to EAW while Xavier Williams continues to defend his New Breed Championship while still struggling for recognition on Dynasty )

‘When I play it for ’em, they just say it’s wack, they don’t know what dope is’

( Shots play of Dark Demon and Xavier taking out Liam Catterson and Lucius Creed play )

‘All I know is you came to me when I was at my lowest’

( Shots play of Xavier losing his New Breed Championship while Dark Demon defeats Starr-Stan to win the Answers World Championship in a House of Horrors, ‘the match too violent for EAW’ through help of Cleopatra, the ‘puppet master’ )

‘You picked me up, breathed new life in me, I owe my life to you’

( Shots play of Dark Demon wanting Xavier to defeat Zack Crash, which he does at Grand Rampage, handing Crash his first loss of 2014 and Demon starting the talk of Xavier eventually replacing Demon/Xavier going on a nine match losing streak )

‘But for the life of me, I don’t see why you don’t see like I do’

( Shots play of the Dark Demon/Hades/Crash feud leading up to Pain for Pride, with Demon wanting Xavier to help him but Xavier focusing on himself )

‘But it just dawned on me you lost a son, demons fighting you, it’s dark’

( Shots play of Xavier turning on Dark Demon at Pain for Pride, costing him the world title and Xavier winning Cash in the Vault the next night as Demon descends into madness further )

‘I don’t think you realise what you mean to me, not the slightest clue’

( Shots play of Demon trying to recruit Xavier back, paying the debt on his head to introduce Lannister to EAW and Tarah Nova turning on Demon to side with Xavier )

‘It hurts when I see you struggle, you come to me with ideas’

( Shots of the Demon/Xavier feud throughout the summer play with Demon stealing Xaviers CITV briefcase and Xavier having to deal with the debt on his head placed by Lannister )

‘But you’re either gettin’ lazy or you don’t believe in you no more’

( Shots fade before Pain for Pride with Cleopatra seemingly leading Demon to her bidding and Cleopatra making the decisions for the Council, not Demon )

‘Seems like your own opinions, not one you can form, Can’t make a decision you keep questionin’ yourself, Second guessin’ and it’s almost like your beggin’ for my help’

( Shots fast-forward again back to the Demon/Xavier feud with Demon still in denial and trying to recruit Xavier back )

‘Like I’m YOUR leader, you’re supposed to fuckin’ be MY mentor’

( Shots play of Team DEDEDE vs Team Crash, battle for the company at Territorial Invasion 2014 with Xavier hitting a Brainbuster on Demon through the War Games cell and through the ring to win the match for Crash, giving Crash EAW )

‘I can endure no more I demand you remember who you are!’

( A split-screen plays of Dark Demon and Xavier Williams winning KOE/CITV respectively, cashing them in to win their first world titles and going through their reigns before fading back into Xavier vs Demon on Voltage with Xavier defeating Demon to send him out of EAW )

‘I’m about to lose my mind’

( Shots play of Xavier feuding with Crash, winning back his EAW Championship at PFP while Demon made his return at Triple Threat and winning the Hall of Fame Championship at PFP )

‘You’ve gone for so long, I’m running out of time’

( Shots play of Demon/Xavier teaming on Showdown, going through their reigns and Xavier losing his EAW Championship to Jamie O’Hara and going on a losing streak, his obsession with getting revenge on Thomas Minns )

‘I need a doctor, call me a doctor’

( Shots play of the first Showdown of 2016, with Demon offering to guide Xavier out of his funk, with Xavier refusing and Bryce Dean slapping Xavier/Flashing to post KOE with Demon challenging Xavier )

‘Call me a doctor, I need a doctor, doctor …’

( Shots play of Xavier and Demons sit-down interviews, Xavier breaking Bryce Deans arm and security having to break up Demon/Xavier from brawling )

‘To bring me back to life’

( Camera pans back to ringside where the Cell is fully lowered and a giant Irish flag covers the entire one side of the Hell in a Cell structure as ‘Ole’ chants begin to fill out throughout the 3Arena )

( On top of the Cell, Sinead O’Conor can be seen standing on the roof as she begins to perform ‘The Foggy Dew’ as the lights begin to dim down )

’I was down the glen one Easter morn, To a city fair rode I…’

There armed lines of marching men, In squadrons passed me by’

( Shots play on the titantron of people that Dark Demon has faced before in his career: Heart Break Boy, Cameron Ella Ava, Diamond Cage, Robbie V, Kawajai, Colin Kaline, Chris Hessian, Mr. Insult, Alexander Da Vinci, Brian Daniels, Starr-Stan, Ashten Cross and the words ‘CONQUERED’ are seen on the screen )

‘No pipe did hum, no battle drum did sound it’s loud tattoo

But the Angelus Bells over the Liffey swells rang out in the foggy dew’

( The camera pans backstage to where we Dark Demon walking out of his locker room, wearing Green and Gold trunks with an Irish flag over his shoulder with Tig Kelly and Bryce Dean with a sling around his arm walk through the backstage area with Demon shadow-boxing and the Hall of Fame title around his waist )

‘Right proudly high in Dublin town, Hung they out a flag of war

‘Twas better to die ‘neath that Irish sky’

( Dark Demon makes his way out onto the ramp with the duo behind him to an EXPLOSION of cheers from the Irish crowd as the lights turn green, white and orange around the entire building )

;And from the plains of Royal Meath, Strong men came hurrying through

While Brittania’s huns with their long range guns, Sailed in through the foggy dew’

( Dark Demon enters the cell with Dean and Tig Kelly as Demon grabs the microphone as the flag is rolled back up from the side of the cell and works help Sinead O’Conor down from the cell )

Dark Demon: TONIGHT …I TAKE HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF.

Dark Demon: This man right next to me *Points to Tig Kelly* is an out and out IRISH WARRIOR and the next time we come back to Ireland, the both of US will be World Champions!

Dark Demon: So congratulations on winning the World title tonight Vic, soak up that victory because while Lannister may have been too much of a pussy to put his title on the line against me, that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop on my quest to become a dual champion …I’m coming for you NEXT.

Dark Demon: So tonight, put the kids to bed because they aren’t going to want to see to what I do to this ma—

( ‘’House of Dreams’’ by Bliss N’ Ezo plays as Xavier Williams makes his way down to the ring, looking focused and ready. Xavier Williams scans the entire Cell one final time and ignores the Irish crowd who are BOOING Xavier and some hurling trash at him as he enters the cell and makes his way into the cell, smirking at Bryce Dean with the sling on his arm )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is your REASONABLE DOUBT 8 MAIN EVENT and it is a HELL IN A CELL MATCH FOR THE EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP!

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, he hails from Detriot, Michigan, weighing in at 213lbs ….HE IS ‘SHI NO TENSHI’, THE SELF-PROCLAIMED ‘BEST IN THE WORLD’ ….XAVIIIIIIIIIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WILLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

( Tig Kelly immediately snatches the microphone out of the ring announcers hand )

Tig Kelly: Let me show you how to do this job PROPERLY …And in this corner, he is hailing from Galway, IRELAND …Weighing in at a lean 189 pounds ….HE IS THE REIIIIIIIIIGNNNNNNNNNNINGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! DEFEEEEENNNNDDIIIINGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! UNDISPUTEEEEEDDDD!!!!!!!!! EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION ….’’THE SLAYER OF THE HEART BREAK, ELLA AVA, CAGE FAMILIES’’, THE ‘MAN WHO DEFEATED JESUS CHRIST’ …’THE NOTORIOUS’ …THE ‘GREATEST OF ALL TIME’ …’THE KING OF IRELAND’….DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKK DEMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Tig Kelly and Bryce Dean take their leave out of the cell and make their way back up the ramp as Dark Demon and Xavier Williams come face to face in the middle of the ring, both men staring each other down, neither man showing any emotion whatsoever as the entire arena begins to fill up with chants of ‘Ole! Ole! Ole!’ ‘Whoop that ass’ and ‘Demons gonna Kill you’ )

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Matt Ryder: Here we go, the final chapter in this Dark Demon/Xavier Williams saga, it all comes to an end right here tonight. Will Dark Demon conquer another person in his home country or will Xavier Williams go into the Hall of Fame? …Both men still staring each other down as this crowd is roaring Dark Demon on and hurling abuse at Xavier, neither man moving an inch an—DARK DEMON CONNECTS WITH A FIST INTO XAVIER! AND XAVIER STRIKES DEMON BACK WITH A FIST OF HIS OWN! BOTH MEN EXCHANGING FISTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! BOTH MEN JUST THROWING EVERYTHING THAT THEY HAVE AT EACH OTHER! AND DEMON GOES FOR THE ROLLING ELBOW ON XAVIER!! BUT XAVIER DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND DEMON STUMBLES A BIT, TURNS AROUND AND IS MET FULL-ON WITH A ROLLING ELBOW BY XAVIER WILLIAMS! Dark Demon stumbles into the turnbuckle, he just got hit with his own move as Xavier quickly charges and NAILS DEMON WITH A YAKUZA KICK! Demon falls right down as Xavier stares over him, this crowd not liking the start of this one bit …

Xavier Williams: YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME BACK!

Jake Mercer: And Xavier lifts Demon up and quickly dumps him out of the ring as Xavier follows him and we’re not going to have to wait long for the cell to come into play as Xavier grabs Demon and THROWS HIM INTO THE CELL! NO! DEMON BLOCKS IT AND DEMON REVERSES IT BY WHIPPING XAVIER SPINE FIRST INTO THE CELL! Demon now grabs Xavier by the head and WHIPS HIM INTO THE OPPOSING CELL WALL SPINE FIRST! Demon is shaking off the cobwebs from that Rolling Elbow/Yakuza kick combo as he grabs the head of Xavier and RAMS XAVIER’S HEAD INTO THE CELL WALL! REPEATED RAMMING INTO THE CELL WALL! Demon now grabs Xavier and looks to IRISH-WHIP HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! BUT JUST LIKE DEMON DID, XAVIER BLOCKS IT AND REVERSES — XAVIER WHIPS DEMON RIGHT INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS!!! DEMON COLLIDES RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS SHOULDER FIRST AS THEY BREAK OFF WITHIN IMPACT!!! My lord, what force that Xavier just launched Demon into those steps, Xavier is fighting through the pain of having been whipped into that cell as you can see cuts forming on his face already as Demon is down on the floor, clutching his shoulder, withering in pain …

Matt Ryder: And Xavier grabs the steps and lifts them up, sliding the top part of the steps right into the ring as Xavier grabs Demon and pulls him up to his feet, Xavier wraps the arm of Demon around the ring post and OH MY LORD! XAVIER SLAMS THAT ARM OF DEMON INTO THE STEEL RING POST! DEMON YELLS OUT IN PAIN! Xavier grabs Demon and rolls him back into the ring, Xavier grabs the arm of Demon and places it on the top of the steps, oh god no …AND XAVIER LEAPS AND LOOKS FOR A JUMPING STOMP ON THE ARM OF DEMON ON THE STEPS! BUT DEMON MOVES HIS ARM OUT OF THE WAY AS XAVIER LANDS FEET FIRST ON THE STEPS BUT DEMON QUICKLY LEG SWEEPS XAVIER WHO FALLS BACKWARDS AND LANDS SPINE FIRST ON THE TOP OF THE STEPS! OUCH! Demon is getting back to his feet, clutching his arm in pain as Xavier falls off the steps and is clutching his back, as Xavier is lifting himself up to his feet but DEMON QUICKLY CONNECTS WITH A CYCLONE KILL! THE ROLLING BIG BOOT DIRECTLY TO THE FACE OF XAVIER! Xavier stumbles backwards by the ropes as Demon grabs Xavier by the arm and whips him forward as Xavier hits off the ropes — DROP TOE HOLD BY DEMON! XAVIER CRASHES FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Xavier begins to roll out of the ring as Demon drops to a knee, clutching his arm in pain, this isn’t good for the champion who relies heavily on using strikes with his arm, elbow and forearm which are going to be severely affected here and not to mention, we know of Xavier’s past with breaking arms, Demon NEEDS to avoid that fujiwara armbar of Xavier …

Jake Mercer: And Xavier is on the outside of the ring, sitting down and clutching his face after being dropped face first into those steps, that will have certainly rang his bell but he’s using the ring to slowly prop himself to his feet, as Demon is grabbing the steps in the ring and re-positioning them by the ropes, what the hell is he doing here?! …Xavier is getting up as Demon rushes off the ropes and RUNS UP THE STEPS, USING THEM FOR EXTRA LEVERAGE AS DEMON LEAPS OFF THE STEPS AND OVER THE TOP ROPE – TOPE CON DEMON!!!!! RIGHT INTO XAVIER ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!! BUT NO!!!! NO!!!! XAVIER HAD A STEEL CHAIN IN HIS HAND AND HE SMASHES IT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF THE IN-COMING DARK DEMON WHO CRASHES RIGHT TO THE FLOOR!!!! OH MY GOD!!! XAVIER MUST HAVE PULLED THAT OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING WHEN HE WAS GETTING UP!! DEMON LANDED AWKWARDLY ON THE FLOOR AND HE’S CLUTCHING HIS FACE IN PAIN!!!! DEMON HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN HERE FROM THAT CHAIN SHOT!!! …Xavier is a bit groggy from being dropped onto the steps but Xavier shakes it off slightly as he grabs Demon up and drags him back to that steel ring post, Xavier is chaining that arm of Demon around the steel ring-post and Xavier is walking back to the steel steps, lifting up the bottom part of those steps …Oh god, what is he going to do here?! Xavier has those steps and XAVIER RAMS THE STEPS INTO THE ARM OF DEMON! XAVIER JUST DROVE THOSE STEPS INTO THE INJURED ARM OF DEMON!!! OH MY GOD! DEMON IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN! DEMON IS CHAINED UP TO THE STEEL RING POST, HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING! AND XAVIER DRIVES THE STEEL STEPS INTO THE INJURED ARM OF DEMON AGAIN!!! THIS IS BRUTAL!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL!!! XAVIER IS JUST PICKING APART THAT ARM OF DEMON! AND XAVIER IS LOOKING TO DO IT AGAIN! BUT NO! DEMON GETS HIS BOOT UP! DEMON JUST BOOTED THE STEEL STEPS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF XAVIER WILLIAMS!!

Matt Ryder: Xavier goes down as Demon falls down but he’s still chained up by the arm to that ring-post, blood is trickling down his face as the referee comes out and starts to unchain Demon’s arm from that ring-post …Demon is clutching his arm in WORLDS of pain, Demon is now essentially fighting on one arm here as Xavier is on his knees with the steps right in front of him as Demon DROPKICKS THE STEEL STEPS WHICH BOUNCE OFF THE FACE OF XAVIER!! Xavier goes down again as Demon is down too, both these men down on the floor, Xavier clutching his face in pain as now blood is starting to trickle down his face as Demon is clutching his arm in huge amounts of pain, as Demon is trying to get himself to his feet …Demon has been in this kind of match before, against Methuselah and a more extreme version of the Cell in a House of Horrors against Starr-Stan, he KNOWS what it takes to win these matches and what you have to do to win them whereas Xavier has NEVER been in this kind of match before but Xavier has started this much better than the champion has, and Demon is grabbing that steel chain that Xavier introduced to the match and he begins to wrap it around his good hand as Xavier is starting to get up slightly but DEMON SMASHES XAVIER IN THE FACE WITH FISTS!!! STEEL CHAIN ASSISTED PUNCHES TO THE FACE OF XAVIER WILLIAMS AS DEMON IS SMASHING XAVIER IN THE FACE!!! DEMON IS MAKING THOSE CUTS ON XAVIERS FACE BIGGER AS MORE BLOOD BEGINS TO COME DOWN THE FACE OF XAVIER!!! AND DEMON STOPS, CONNECTING WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST ON XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! XAVIER GOES RIGHT DOWN!!!!! XAVIER HITS THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AND HE LOOKS OUT OF IT AS HE IS NOW WEARING A CRIMSON MASK!!!!

Jake Mercer: Demon keeps that steel chain around his good hand as he grabs the head of Xavier and BEGINS GRINDING THAT STEEL CHAIN ACROSS THE BLOODY FACE OF XAVIER!!! DEMON NOW LIFTS XAVIER UP TO HIS FEET AND DRIVES XAVIER FACE FIRST INTO THE CELL WALL!!!! Xavier drops to his knees in front of that cell, blood completely covering his face as Demon removes the steel chain from his good hand and begins to look underneath the ring …And he pulls out a barbed wire steel chair! AND DEMON SWINGS THAT CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF XAVIER WILLIAMS!! THE BARBED WIRE RIPPING INTO THE SPINE OF XAVIER!!! AND AGAIN!!!!! AND AGAIN!!!! AND AGAIN!!!! AND AGAIN!!!!! SEVERAL SHOTS OF THAT STEEL CHAIR WITH BARBED WIRE WRAPPED ALL AROUND IT SLAMMING AND SLICING THE SKIN OF XAVIER WHO YELLS OUT IN PAIN!!!! THE IRISH CROWD ENJOYING THIS AS SEVERAL CUTS BEGIN TO FORM ON THE SPINE OF XAVIER!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! THIS IS BRUTAL!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL!!!!

Dark Demon: YOU’RE THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF MY CAREER.

Matt Ryder: And Demon throws the chair into the ring, as he grabs Xavier with his good arm and rolls him into the ring, Demon winces in pain of his arm but he rolls back into the ring, Demon gets to his feet a—-XAVIER SPRINGS TO HIS FEET OUT OF PURE ADRENALINE AND CONNECTS WITH A SPEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! XAVIER WITH ANYTHING THAT HE COULD MUSTER JUST CONNECTED WITH A SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE ON DARK DEMON!!!!! SHADES OF DARK DEMONS ARCH ENEMY, MR. DEDEDE, CONNECTING WITH THAT SPEAR AND XAVIER JUST DROVE DEMON INTO THAT BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR!!!!! OH MY SWEET GOD!!!!! XAVIER WITH ALL HE HAD JUST CONNECTED WITH THAT AND REMEMBER, REMEMBER THAT THREE YEARS AGO IT WAS THE SPEAR BY MR. DEDEDE THAT WON HIM HIS HELL IN A CELL MATCH AGIANST DEMON AT THIS VERY EVENT!!!! IS HISTORY GOING TO REPEAT ITSELF HERE TONIGHT?! AND XAVIER CRAWLS OVER AND DRAPES HIS ARM OVER DEMON!!!!!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …………….NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEMON KICKS OUT!!!!! DEMON KICKED OUT OF THE SPEAR!!!!

Jake Mercer: UN-BEL-IEVABLE!!!! I’M LOST FOR WORDS!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE DARK DEMON KICKED OUT OF THAT!!! …Demon rolls off the barbed wire chair and by kicking out, his flesh was RIPPED by that barbed wire that he was laying on during the pin as his back is bleeding slightly, Xavier is laying face down on the mat, a small puddle of blood forming as that took everything that Xavier had to land that spear. Demon is down as well though, we’re reaching a stalemate here as both men are down, both men are in pain and both men are bloody, this has been one hell of a match already, pun intended, as Xavier is using the ropes to help himself up, he’s staggering over the place as Demon is getting up to his feet as he tries to go after Xaver —BUT XAVIER GRABS THAT BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR AND RAMS IT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF DEMON!!!! OH MY LORD!!! AND XAVIER DROPS THAT CHAIR AND PULLS DEMON IN, DRIVING DEMON ONTO THE CHAIR ARM FIRST WITH A DDT LIKE MOVE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! DEMON IS CLUTCHING HIS ARM ONCE AGAIN IN PAIN!!! DEMON IS ROLLING ON THE MAT CLUTCHING HIS ARM BUT XAVIER GRABS DEMON AND DRAGS HIM TO THE STEPS IN THE RING, PLACING DEMONS ARM ON THOSE STEPS, AND XAVIER GRABS THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR AND OH MY LORD!!!! XAVIER SWINGS THAT BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR DOWN ON THE INJURED ARM OF DARK DEMON!!!! DEMON YELLS OUT IN PAIN!!!

Xavier Williams: I NEVER ASKED TO TAKE YOUR ‘THRONE’!

Matt Ryder: AND XAVIER SWINGS THAT CHAIR DOWN ON DEMONS ARM AGAIN!!! SANDWICHING HIS ARM ON THOSE STEPS AS THE BARBED WIRE CUTS INTO HIS ARM!!!!

Xavier Williams: I NEVER WANTED YOUR ‘THRONE
’!
Jake Mercer: AND HE DOES IT AGAIN!!!!

Xavier Williams: I’M BETTER THAN YOU.

Matt Ryder: AND AGAIN!!!!! OH MY GOD THIS IS HARD TO WATCH!!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HARD TO WATCH!!!!

Xavier Williams: YOU’LL NEVER RIGHT THE ONE WRONG OF YOUR CAREER!

Jake Mercer: AND XAVIER SLAMS THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR DOWN AGAIN ON DEMONS ARM ON THE STEPS FOR A FINAL TIME!!! Demon is YELLING in pain here, Xavier now walks over to the turnbuckle and places the chair in the gaps of the turnbuckle pads, as he grabs Demon and lifts him up — XAVIER CONNECTING WITH A BUCKLE BOMB ON DEMON!!! RIGHT INTO THAT BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR!!! OH MY GOD!!!! DEMON STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER …AS XAVIER GOES FOR THE END OF HEARTACHE!!!!!! REVERSE JUMPING BULLDOG!!!!! NO!!!!! DEMON CATCHES XAVIER AND INSTANTLY, INSTANTLY THROWS XAVIER OVER THE ROPE AND DUMPING XAVIER TO THE FLOOR!!!!! DEMON FALLS RIGHT BACK DOWN!!! INCREDIBLE!! Xavier got dumped awkwardly on the floor and Demon is completely down on the ground but he’s sliding himself out of the ring, Demons injured arm is useless to him now as he looks underneath the ring and pulls out ..a wooden table! Demon dragging that table out with his arm as he slides it into the ring, but Xavier is slowly grabbing that cell to help him up but DEMON THROWS A BOOT RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF XAVIER!!!! XAVIERS HEAD BOUNCES OFF THAT TABLE!!! Demon grabs the head of Xavier and rolls him right back into the ring, Xavier is trying to get up as Demon is struggling to open up that table with one a—-END OF HEARTACHE!!! END OF HEARTACHE OUT OF NOWHERE BY XAVIER WILLIAMS!!! XAVIER DRIVES DEMON RIGHT DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!!! DEMON IS OUT!!!! XAVIER IS DOWN TOO!!! BOTH MEN ARE LAYING DOWN IN THE RING BUT XAVIER DRAPES AN ARM OVER DEMON AGAIN!!!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …………TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! …….THREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Ryder: NEW CHAMPION!!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!!!

Jake Mercer: NO!!!! THE REFEREE IS WAVING IT OFF!!!! THE REFEREE HAS NOTICED DARK DEMON GOT HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! OH MY SWEET LORD!!! ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL RING AWARENESS BY THE CHAMPION HERE! BUT XAVIER FLOATS OVER, TURNING DEMON ONTO HIS STOMACH AS XAVIER LOCKS IN THE CROWN OF THORNS!!!!!!! BRIDGING ARMTRAP TRIANGLE CHOKE!!! THE LAST CHANCERY OH MY GOD!!! XAVIER GOT IT LOCKED IN! XAVIER HAS IT LOCKED IN ON DARK DEMON!!! DARK DEMON IS STUCK IN THIS HOLD!!! OH MY GOD!!! XAVIER IS TRYING TO MAKE DEMON PASS OUT!!! XAVIER IS TRYING TO MAKE DEMON PASS OUT OR SUBMIT!!! DEMON HAS ONLY EVER SUBMITTED ONCE IN HIS CAREER BUT HE DID PASS OUT LAST MONTH TO SAMURAI! COULD WE SOMETHING SIMILAR HAPPEN ONCE AGAIN?! XAVIER IS WRENCHING ON THIS! HIS ARMS LOCKED AROUND THE THROAT OF DEMON TIGHTLY AS DEMON IS GETTING CHOKED RIGHT OUT HERE!!!! THE OXYGEN PASSING FROM HIS BODY!!! THIS IS BAD FOR DEMON!!! THIS IS VERY, VERY BAD FOR DARK DEMON!!! HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO! THERE IS NO ROPE BREAKS IN THIS AND HE NEEDS TO SOMEHOW GET OUT OF THIS BUT I DON’T SEE HOW HE CAN!!! LESS AND LESS OXYGEN IS GETTING INTO THE BODY OF DEMON, HIS BODY SLOWLY GOING MORE AND MORE LIMP HERE!!!! ….BUT…Xavier lets go?! Xavier lets go, and uses the ropes to get to his feet, he’s a bit groggy but …what did he do that for?!

Xavier Williams: Nah …You deserve something WORSE.

Matt Ryder: WORSE?! WORSE?! WHAT CAN HE POSSIBLY DO THAT IS WORSE?! Xavier walks over to the table and sets it open, Xavier now drags Demon towards the …steps?! Xavier drags Demon up the steps and …XAVIER PULLS HIM IN!!! XAVIER GOING FOR A PILEDRIVER FROM THOSE STEPS THROUGH THE TABLE!!! OH MY GOD!!! NO!!! DEMON IS FIGHTING THIS!!!! DEMON IS TRYING TO FIGHT THIS, HE’S THROWING EVERYTHING THAT HE HAS INTO XAVIER!!! BODY SHOTS INTO XAVIER WILLIAMS!!! DARK DEMON IS SENDING SHOTS INTO XAVIER, FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE RIGHT HERE!!! AND DEMON PULLS XAVIER IN AND LIFTS HIM UP — DEMON FIGHTING ON PURE ADRENALINE, PURE INSTINCT HERE AS HE HAS XAVIER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, WHAT THE HELL IS DEMON GOING FOR HERE?! OH MY GOD! DEMON HITS THE PACKAGE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER OFF THE STEPS THROUGH THE TABLE!!! OH MY GOD!!!! BOTH MEN GO THROUGH THE TABLE!!! OH MY DEAR GOD!!! XAVIERS DEAD!!!! XAVIER HAS TO BE DEAD!!!! BOTH MEN ARE LAYING MOTIONLESS IN THE BROKEN WRECKAGE OF THAT TABLE!!! ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE!!!! NEITHER MAN IS MOVING, THEY HAVE GONE THROUGH SO MUCH IN THIS MATCH! THESE TWO HAVE PUT EACH OTHER THROUGH SO MUCH TORMENT, SO MUCH PUNISHMENT! BOTH MEN HAVE PUT IT ALL ON THE LINE! ALL THE MARABLES ARE ON THE LINE! WHOEVER CAN MOVE FIRST, WHO CAN GET A FOOTING IN THIS MAY JUST WIN THIS THING ….

Jake Mercer: AND DEMON DRAPES A SHOULDER OVER THE CHEST OF XAVIER!!!! THIS IS IT!!!! SURELY THIS IS IT!!!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……….TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………..

Matt Ryder: XAVIER BARELY, BARELY, BARELY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! HOW …HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?! HOW IN THE NAME OF HELL DID XAVIER KICK OUT OF THAT?! THE HEART, THE WILL, OF XAVIER WILLIAMS REFUSES TO DIE! BUT HOW MUCH DID THAT TAKE OUT OF HIM?! HOW MUCH DAMAGE DID HE SUSTAIN FROM THAT?! HE’S NOT EVEN MOVING RIGHT NOW! DEMON IS DOWN. XAVIER IS DOWN. WHAT A MAIN EVENT WE ARE GETTING HERE! Demon is trying to drag himself to his feet, he’s still clutching that arm, as Demon is dragging Xavier up onto his shoulders, Demon can’t hit that rolling elbow but he has Xavier on one shoulder as ….DEMON WITH THE GO!!!!!! TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! RETIREMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!! XAVIER NOW THE ONE WHO IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE AS HE SENDS ELBOWS INTO THE SKULL OF DARK DEMON!!!! SEVERAL ELBOWS INTO THE SKULL OF DARK DEMON!!!!! XAVIER FIGHTING ON THIS!!!! XAVIER SENDING ELBOWS, FOREARMS INTO THE SKULL OF DARK DEMON!!!! AND XAVIER DROPS TO HIS FEET AND PULLS DEMON IN QUICKLY!!!! SINS FALL!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! BLOODY SUNDAY INTO THE BROKEN SHARDS OF THE TABLE!!!! OH MY DEAR GOD!!!!! A RARE MOVE BEING PULLED OFF BY XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!!!! DARK DEMON IS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT!!!!! ONCE AGAIN, BOTH MEN ARE DOWN BUT THIS SHOULD, SHOULD BE IT FOR XAVIER! HE NEEDS TO PIN DEMON, HE CAN’T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE DEMON MADE SEVERAL MOMENTS EARLIER WHEN HE WAITED TOO LONG TO PIN XAVIER, WHICH LET HIM RECOVER …XAVIER CRAWLS ON TOP OF DARK DEMON!!! COVER!!!!!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……….TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ……………

Jake Mercer: DEMON KICKS OUT!!!!! DEMON KICKED OUT!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY SWEET GOD!!!! UN-BEL-IEVABLE!!! XAVIER IS JUSY LAYING DOWN ON THE MAT, HIS FACE IN BLOOD AS DEMON IS DOWN AND OUT TOO! HOW THE HELL ARE THESE TWO STILL GOING?! IS IT THE HATRED, THE UTTER HATRED THAT THESE TWO HAVE FOR EACH OTHER THAT IS DRIVING THEM TO THIS?! Xavier is rolling out of the ring, he’s staggering over and grabbing the steel chain as he brings that chain into the ring with him, Xavier has to be working on pure instinct here now as he grabs the chain in the ring a—DEMON WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!!!! INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! DEMON GRABS THE STEEL CHAIN AND WRAPS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF XAVIER — HANGMANS CLUTCH!!!!!! HANGMAN’S CLUTCH WITH THE STEEL CHAIN!!!! DEMON CAN ONLY USE ONE ARM AS HIS OTHER ARM IS INJURED BADLY, IT’S A ONE ARMED STF WITH THE CHAIN AROUND THE THROAT OF XAVIER!!!! XAVIER IS STUCK ON THE STEPS WITH THIS AS DEMON IS PUSHING THAT CHAIN INTO THE THROAT OF XAVIER!!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!! SURELY THIS IS IT FOR XAVIER?!?! XAVIER HAS NOWHERE TO GO AND THAT STEEL CHAIN IS CRUSHING HIS WINDPIPE!!!! DEMON IS WRENCHING BACK AS MUCH AS HE CAN WITH HIS ONE ARM AS XAVIER IS BEING CHOKED OUT HERE!!! SURELY XAVIER HAS TO TAP OUT?! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NO WHERE THAT XAVIER CAN GET OUT OF THIS! XAVIER IS TRYING TO USE HIS HANDS TO GET FREE BUT NOTHING IS WORKING! DEMON IS DESTROYING THAT THROAT OF XAVIER WITH THE STEEL CHAIN!!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RUTHLESS BY THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPION!!! THIS IS UTTERLY, UTTERLY RUTHLESS!!!! XAVIER IS LOSING ALL THE OXYGEN FROM HIS BODY, HE’S GOING TO PASS OUT HERE IF HE DOESN’T THINK OF SOMETHING QUICK!!!

Matt Ryder: THE REFEREE IS ASKING IF XAVIER WANTS TO QUIT, IF HE WANTS TO GIVE UP BUT HE WON’T! XAVIER IS REFUSING TO TAP OUT AND HE’S TRYING TO THINK OF ANYTHING THAT HE CAN TO GET OUT OF THIS!!! DEMON IS SCREAMING AT HIM TO TAP OUT!!!! DEMON IS SCREAMING, DEMANDING AT HIS PROTÉGÉ TO QUIT AND GIVE UP BUT XAVIER WON’T! XAVIER LIFTS HIS HAND UP ….AND HE GRABS THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR WITH ONE HAND AND HE SWINGS IT BACKWARDS INTO THE SPINE OF DARK DEMON!!! OH MY GOD!!! DEMON LETS GO AS XAVIER IS FREE! Xavier is laying down on the steps, covering those steps as Demon is down, Xavier is breathing HEAVILY here as he is crawling off the steps …what a match, what a WAR these two are putting on here! This is absolutely amazing in every week as Demon is laying on the mat, clutching his arm in pain as Xavier grabs that chain and WRAPS IT AROUND THE ARM OF DEMON!!!! STEEL CHAIN ASSISTED FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! THAT INJURED ARM OF DEMON!!!!! XAVIER HAS BROKEN MANY ARMS WITH THIS MOVE! TROY ARCHELLO, DIAMOND CAGE AND MOST RECENTLY, BRYCE DEAN!!! AND HE HAS A GODDAMN STEEL CHAIN AROUND DEMONS ARM WHILE HES DOING THIS!!!! THIS IS SICK!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SICK!!!! DEMON IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN HERE!!!! DEMON IS SCREAMING IN UTTER PAIN!!!! XAVIER IS WRENCHING DOWN ON IT, I’VE NO IDEA HOW XAVIER IS EVEN ALIVE RIGHT NOW AS DEMON IS REFUSING TO TAP OUT! THE REFEREE IS ASKING HIM BUT HE’S SHAKING HIS HEAD! UNBELIEVABLE!!!! XAVIER IS WRENCHING ON IT AND …

Jake Mercer: DEMON’S ARM POPPED! I JUST HEARD A POP FROM DEMONS ARM! XAVIER WILLIAMS JUST BROKE DARK DEMONS ARM!!! OH MY GOD!!!! DEMON IS STILL REFUSING TO GIVE THIS UP AS XAVIER KEEPS IT LOCKED IN!!! DEMON IS RISKING A LOT OF LONG-TERM HEALTH ISSUES HERE! Xavier lets go …Demon won’t tap despite his arm being BROKEN and Demon rolls away, clutching his arm in huge amounts of pain as Xavier regroups, Demon is by that turnbuckle, clutching his arm in pain, surely the referee stops this? Demon is by that turnbuckle, clutching onto his broken arm, is the Hall of Fame really worth this much? Is righting the one wrong of Demons career really worth this much to him? Xavier is just watching Demon who is trying to pull himself up, Demon is lifting himself up while clutching his arm, Demon just don’t won’t stay down …Demon is staggering out of the corner, Xavier doesn’t know what to do, but Demon is screaming at him to continue and XAVIER DOES! AS HE POUNCEES TO HIS FEET AND NAILS DEMON DIRECTLY IN THE FACE WITH A BICYCLE KNEE!!! OH MY LORD!!! THAT COULD BE HEARD ALL AROUND THE ARENA! DEMON DROPS RIGHT DOWN TO HIS KNEES, RIGHT DOWN TO HIS KNEES IN FRONT OF HIS PROTÉGÉ AS XAVIER LOOKS AT DEMON …XAVIER IS LOOKING AT HIS MENTOR, THE FIRST PERSON WHO EVER GAVE HIM A CHANCE, WHO BELIEVED IN HIM WHEN NOBODY ELSE DID AND XAVIER JUST HAS THIS SICK LOOK ON HIS FACE AS HE LOOKS INTO THE EYES OF DEMON! DEMONS FACE IS BLOODY AS A TWISTED SMILE FORMS ON HIS FACE, HE REALISES THE MONSTER THAT’S HE MADE XAVIER WILLIAMS TONIGHT AND IT LOOKS LIKE, IN SOME SICK AND TWISTED KIND OF WAY …IT WAS ALL WORTH IT…

Matt Ryder: KINGS FALL BY XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!!! SUPERKICK TO DARK DEMON!!!! BLOOD SPITS RIGHT OUT OF DEMONS MOUTH AS HE COLLAPSES TO THE MAT AND XAVIER JUST COLLAPSES DOWN ON TOP OF DEMON!!! COVER!!!!!

Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!! ………TWO!!!!!!!!!! ……THREEE!!!!!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Jake Mercer: WOW.

Matt Ryder: UN-BEL-IEVABLE!!!! ABSOLUTELY. UNBELIEVABLE.

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner ….AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION AND PER THE STIPULATIONS OF THE HALL OF FAME TITLE, THE FIRST INDUCTEE INTO THE 2016 EAW HALL OF FAME …..XAVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIERRRRRRRRRRRR WILLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

( The cell begins to raise as both Demon and Xavier lay on the mat motionless, neither man moving whatsoever as EMTs rush into the ring )

Jake Mercer: What an absolute war, a fitting final chapter to this feud.

Matt Ryder: Xavier has finally ended Dark Demons EIGHT MONTH reign as Hall of Fame Champion, and he is now going to be immortalized by going into the Hall of Fame and after this…he deserves it.

( Two stretchers are brought into the ring, EMTs check on Dark Demon as Xavier is handed the Hall of Fame title )

Matt Ryder: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for coming out here tonight! What a main event and what a show! It’s been an honour! Check out Showdown NEXT WEEK for all the fall out!

( Xavier Williams starts to come to as he refuses medical help and attempts to leave the ring on his own accord, staggering up the ramp as Demon is placed onto a stretcher and carried up the ramp. Camera then fades to black. )

( EAW logo buzzes )