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( ‘Blood//Water’ by grandson begins to play distorted as the camera slowly fades in to show a crown placed on a white pillow. This is the King of Elite crown. The song fades out and after a few seconds of silence a loud crash is head, followed by a Wilhelm scream. Suddenly the crown and pillow are lit up with a comical amount of red blood. The camera cuts to black )

( Highlights of the previous weeks of action are shown. The package ends with Chris Elite signing the contract for Crowned in Blood and a side by side of he and Lang the Irascible )

( ‘Blood//Water’ picks back up again as a voiceover comes in )

V.O: And now… NEO PRESENTS… CROWNED IN BLOOOODDD!!

( The camera zooms into the Park and Suites Arena as thousands of NEO fans are on their feet chanting. The camera pans around the crowd before it settles in on Master and Killswitch )

Masters: WELL IT’S BEEN A LONG, COMPLICATED AND CONFUSING ROAD BUT WE’RE FINALLY HERE, IT’S CROWNED IN BLOOD!! You know the deal, Masters and Killswitch here and… well partner, it’s pretty bittersweet.

Killswitch: Right Masters, earlier this week it was announced that this is going to be the last NEO event for the foreseeable future. It’s been a pleasure calling all the action with you over these past few months… BUT HEY!! WE STILL GOT ONE MORE NIGHT!! LET’S MAKE IT A GOOD ONE!!

( Camera fades into the ring to the ring announcer )

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: THE FOLLOWING IS A SEVEN MAN ELIMINATION MATCH!!

(“The Lineman” By Sam Spence hits as Shark Man makes his entrance)

RA: Introducing first! From the DEEP blue sea! Weighing in at 180 Pounds!!! SHAAARRKKKK MAAANNNNNNN!!!

(“Dragula” By Rob Zombie plays throughout the arena as Florida Man makes his entrance down the ramp)

RA: Introducing the next participant from somewhere in Florida! Weighing in at 215 Pounds!! FLORRRIDDDDAAA MANNNN!!!!

(“This Charming Man” By The Smiths plays as Charlie Marr makes his entrance)

RA: Introducing the next participant, from Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom! Weighing in at 240 Pounds!! CHAAAARRRLIEEEEEEE MAAARRRRRR!!

(“My Demons” By Starset hits as Maddox Ayres makes his entrance down to the ring)

RA: Next, from Orlando, Florida! Weighing in at 220 Pounds!! MADDOXXXX AYRESSSS…!!!

(“King Of The North” By Bugzy Malone hits as Kohop Kapah makes his entrance down the ramp and to the ring)

RA: Next, From Manchester, England! Weighing in at 98kg! “King Of The North” KKOOHOPPPPP KAAPAAAHHHHHHHH..!!

(“Eyes On Fire” By Zed is Dead hits as Osamu Arcichida makes his entrance down to the ring)

RA: Introducing next, From Sea—

Killswitch: FROM BEHIND!! ARSELX!! HE KNOCKS OSAMU FROM BEHIND WITH A LARIAT!! Not wasting any time he grabs Osama up to his feet and sends him inside the ring as this match is underway!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Masters: THE FIGHT IS ON!! Shark Man and Florida Man beginning fighting with each other as Shark Man with a open handed chop, and Florida Man counters driving his knee into the mid-section of Shark Man and sending him out onto the outside floor! Charlie Marr with a BIG BOOT TO KAPAH!! No it’s caught, KAPAH drops the leg AND PULLS HIM IN FOR A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!! Arselx meanwhile is shoulder thrusting Osamu in the corner as Maddox targets Arselx pulling him away from Osamu as well, Maddox beating on Arselx and Kapah joins! They are assaulting the biggest man in this match with inside leg kicks from Maddox and Kapah sending forearms to Arselx! Arselx just grabs Maddox AND SENDS HIM FLYING OUT OF THE RING ONTO FLORIDA MAN AND SHARK MAN!! Kapah with a HEABUTT! But he rocks himself as Arselx DISCUS CLOTHESLINE FLATTENING KAPAH!!

Killswitch: Arselx turns his attention back to Osamu pulls him out of the corner and between his legs and then lifts him HIGH in the air! SITOUT POWERBOMB!!! ARSELX QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG!!

Ref: ONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE….TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO….THRREEEEEEEEEE..!!

Ring Announcer: Osama Arcichida has been eliminated!

Masters: And he bites the dust! Osamu is rolled out of the ring as Shark Man eyes Arselx and he enters the ring! SHARK MAN RUNS AT ARSELX SHORT DROP KICK TO THE KNEE AS ARSELX FALLS TO A KNEE!! Maddox on the apron.. SPRINGBOARD KNEE!! Arselx has been put on his back!! Maddox isn’t done as he runs again… SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!! HE CONNECTS WITH THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!! Florida man climbing the top turnbuckle! Charlie Marr climbing the apron pulls Florida man by his leg as he hits groin first! Charlie Marr backing up BEFORE RUNNING WITH A BIG BOOT KICKING FLORIDA MAN OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS HE HITS THE FLOOR!

Killswitch: Arselx is rolled out of the ring by Maddox and Shark Man.. OUT OF NOWHERE MADDOX CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING ENZIGURI TO SHARK MAN!! Charlie Marr rolls inside the ring he runs at Madox.. BUT HE’S CAUGHT WITH A DEEP ARM DRAG! He rises again AND GETS CAUGHT WITH ANOTHER DEEP ARM DRAG!! Maddox up quickly as is Charlie as Maddox quickly whips him into the ropes, Marr coming back off the momentum and sends a hard KICK TO THE MID-SECTION OF MADDOX!! He lifts him up in a powerbomb position! Maddox drops from behind! Wrist lock transitioned SLING BLADE AS HE PLANTS HIM DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!!

Masters: Charlie Marr rolling himself to the outside Kapah in quickly with a clubbing blow to the back of Maddox Ayres! Kapah hooks him in a clinch AND BEGINS DELIVERING MAUI THAI KNEES!! Maddox trying to block as Kapah stops his onslaught before hooking Maddox SNAP SAITO SUPLEX PLANTING HIM INTO THE CANVAS! HE APPLIES THE MANCHESTER CRAB!! HE IS SITTING ON THE BACK OF MADDOX!! MADDOX DOESN’T WANT TO TAP OUT!!! Shark man quickly making his way back into the fold! Kapah releases the hold and quickly double leg takedowns Shark Man AS HE LOOKS TO APPLY THE MANCHESTER CRAB TO HIM AS WELL!!

Killswitch: Shark Man is able to free on of his legs and begins kicking Kapah on the side of his face as Kapah backs up, Shark Man rises to his feet.. RUNS!! KAPAH WITH A STIFF UPPERCUT!! Shark Man is rocked. Kapah hooks Shark Man and lifts him! HE COULD BE GOING FOR A GOTCH STYLE PILEDRIVER!! SHARK MAN FIGHTING!! He drops down… SHARK MAN WITH A KICK TO THE MID-SECTION AND HE LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH.. CHUMMER!! NO!!! HE’S SENT INTO THE ROPES!!! HE COMES BACK AS KAPAH SWINGS WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!! SHARK MAN DUCKS!!! AS HE COMES BACK AS KAPAH TURNS!! LOU THESZ PRESS!! AND SHARK MAN TEE’S OFF WITH STRIKES!! He stops the assault and quickly runs off the ropes… POINTED ELBOW DROP!!! He covers him!!

Ref: ONNNEEEEEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…….KICKOUTTTTT!!

Masters: HE IS ABLE TO KICKOUT!! Shark Man before he can even get up is met with Charlie Marr who is back into the fold, but on the outside Arselx is back up! HE GRABS MADDOX AND RUNS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Ayres holding his shoulder as Arselx is hell bent on hurting every single man in this match Arselx grabbing Maddox and placing him on his shoulders! ARSLEX WITH A RUNNING POWERSLAM TO THE FLOOR!! NO! Maddox drops off and pushes Arslex as he goes crashing head first into the ring post! Arslex is rocked! MADDOX WITH A SUPERKICK!! ARSELX DOESN’T GO DOWN AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SECOND SUPERKICK AS HE FINALLY DROPS AND MADDOX FALLS INTO THE BARRICADE OBVIOUSLY IN PAIN!!

Killswitch: We return to the ring as SHARK MAN WITH A BOOT TO THE MID-SECTION!! HE LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH CHUMMER ON CHARLIE MARR!! Marr blocks sending Shark man into the ropes, BEFORE HE DROPS HIM WITH THE HEADMASTER RITUAL!! SPINEBUSTER PLANTING SHARK MAN INTO THE CANVAS!! Florida Man rolls himself inside the ring as he MEETS CHARLIE WITH AN OPEN HANDED CHOP!! Followed with a forearm smash! He hooks Charlie front facelock and lifts tries to lift him! Charlie blocks!! He tries to lift Florida Man but he blocks as well..Florida Man with a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! And a second european uppercut! Florida Man whips Charlie into the ropes!! TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!! HE CONNECTS!! Charlie Marr holding his lower back!

Masters: Florida Man isn’t done as he climbs the top turnbuckle! He is waiting for Charlie to get to his feet as Charlie is stirring! Charlie is pulling himself up! Florida Man is perched on the top! HE JUMPS!! BOOT THE MID-SECTION BY CHARLIE ON THE INCOMING FLORIDA MAN!! He hooks him… THE QUEEN IS DEAD!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT DRIVING HIS HEAD INTO THE CANVAS!! CHARLIE HOOKS!!

Ref: ONNEEEEEEEEEE….TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…THRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Ring Announcer: Florida Man has been eliminated!

Killswitch: Charlie Marr making his back to Shark Man as he has him hooked for The Queen Is Dead! Shark Man fighting! He spins out of it! BOOT TO THE MID-SECTION!! CHUMMER!!! HE CONNECTS WITH CHUMMER AND HE QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG OF CHARLIE!!

Ref: ONNNEEEEEEEEEE…..TWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….THRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Ring Announcer: Charlie Marr has been eliminated!

Masters: AND JUST LIKE THAT CHARLIE MARR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!! Maddox making his way in the ring and so is Kapah as Shark Man spots them, they are circling each other! MADDOX IMMEDIATELY WITH A SUPERKICK TAKING KAPAH’S HEAD OFF! Shark man BOOT TO THE MID-SECTION OF MADDOX!! CHUMMER!! MADDOX PUSHES HIM INTO THE ROPES!! SUPERKICK TO SHARK MAN AS WELL AND THE IMPACT SENDS HIM OUT OF THE RING!! Shark Man is pulling himself up using the barricade!! ARSELX FROM OUT OF NOWHERE SPEARS SHARK MAN THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!

Killswitch: SHARK MAN HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!!! Arselx and Shark Man laying! Maddox eyes Kapah who is pulling himself up with the ropes! Maddox walks over to him.. BUT QUICKLY KAPAH SWITCHES FOR A WAIST LOCK!! GERMAN SUPLEX!! HE PLANTS MADDOX INTO THE CANVAS!! HE STILL HAS HIM!! ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!!! HE STILL HAS HIM IN HIS GRASP HE WON’T LET GO OF MADDOX!! AS HE PLANTS HIM ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!!! He finally lets go! Maddox crawls his way to the corner as Kapah as him spotted HE RUNS CORNER RUNNING ELBOW!! FOLLOWED BY AN OVERHEAD KICK!! HE HITS HIM LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN WHICH IS THE NAME OF THAT MOVE!!

Masters: He pulls Maddox up to his feet and out of the corner as he is looking for Kings Court! HE LIFTS HIM HIGH!! SIT OUT POWERBOMB INCOMING!! Maddox drops as he is risen in the air! Kapah turns around SLING BLADE!!! But Kapah is up quickly! MADDOX RUNS AGAIN WITH ANOTHER SLING BLADE!! Kapah backs into the corner and Maddox running UPPERCUT!! He pulls Kapah out of the corner… front facelock!! VERTICAL SUPLEX DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!!!! PROJECT:BROKEN CONNECTS!!! HE HOOKS THE LEG!!

Ref: ONNNEEEEEEEEE….TWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

RA: Kohop Kapah has been eliminated!

Killswitch: Were down to three, Arselx, Maddox and Shark Man! Arselx is up on his feet as Maddox spots! HE TRIES TO FLY WITH A PLANCHA OUT ON ARSELX!! HE’S CAUGHT!! ARSELX PROPS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!! AND THROWS HIM LIKE A DART INTO THE RING POST!! OH MY GOD! Arselx is a monster and he grabs Maddox and sends him inside the ring! Arselx rolls inside!! Maddox has a bloody nose after it crashed into that ring post! Arselx is in the corner waiting for Maddox to rise to his feet! ARSELX HAS HIM IN HIS SIGHTS!! MADDOX IS UP!! ARSLEX!! SPEAR!!! NO!! MADDOX GETS HIS KNEE UP!! ARSELX RUNS INTO HIS KNEE!! Maddox begins TEEING OFF WITH FOREARM SMASHES!! The big man won’t go off his feet!! Maddox runs with DISCUS ELBOW!! Arselx still standing.. Shark Man entering the ring holding his ribs as they BEGIN BEATING DOWN ON ARSELX!! AND THEY BOTH HOOK HIM!! THEY ARE LOOKING FOR A DOUBLE SUPLEX!!!

Masters: THEY LIFT HIM!! BUT!!! HE BLOCKS AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SUPLEX OF HIS OWN ON BOTH MEN!! WHAT POWER BY ARSELX!! Maddox in pain as he is the first up to his feet.. BOOT THE MID-SECTION BY ARSELX!! HE LIFTS HIM!! SITOUT POWERBOMMBBBBBB!! HE HOOKS THE LEG!!

Ref: ONNNEEEEEEE….TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….THRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Ring Announcer: Maddox Ayres has been eliminated!

Killswitch: Were down to Shark Man and Arselx! Arselx grabs the hurt Shark Man and places him on the top rope, SHARK MAN HOOKS HIM BY THE NECK!! HE HAS HIM!! TORNADO DDT AIDED WITH BEING PLACED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! Amazing move by Shark Man but he needs to capitalize on this opportunity! Shark Man is challening Arselx to get up to his feet… Arselx is rising… HE TURNS!! CHUMMER!!!! NO!!! HE BLOCKS AND CLOCKS SHARK MAN FROM BEHIND WITH A LARIAT!! HE QUICKLY GRABS HIM!!! HE HOOKS HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND LIFTS HIM HIGH!!! SIT OUT POWERBOMB!!!! HE HOOKS!!

Ref: ONNNNEEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..THRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(“Addicted To Pain” By Afterbridge hits as Arselx stands and rises having his hand raised)

Ring Announcer: HERRREEE IS YOUR WINNNERRRR…. ARSELXXXXX!!

Masters: WHAT A WAY TO KICK OFF CROWNED IN BLOOD!! ARSELX PICKS UP THER VICTORY!!

Killswitch: This was a real coming out party for him, Masters. EAW look out! Arselx is coming for you!

( Camera fades backstage to Molly Waters walking around with a microphone in her hand. She notices the camera and quickly takes attention to it )

Molly: Later on tonight of course as you all know Lang the Irascible will take on Chris Elite in a first blood match! I was supposed to get in an interview with Lang… but I can’t seem to find him.

( Molly approaches random employees/stagehands asking if they’ve seen Lang but they all shake their head no )

Molly: Ladies and Gentlemen, I don’t really know what’s going on here. Lang was supposed to meet me at the end of the last match to talk about tonight but… I’m not even sure if he’s arrived at the arena yet tonight. I’ll try the locker room.

( Molly approaches the locker room and sheepishly knocks on it before covering her eyes with her hand just in case any of the men come out “indecent”. To her surprise, the door opens revealing a grinning Chris Elite )

Chris Elite: Well, well, well.

Molly: Oh, wow, umm hi Chris! I was… actually looking for your opponent for tonight, Lang the Irascible. This is probably a stupid question but have you seen him?

Chris Elite: No… I haven’t seen “him”… BUT I see you.

Molly: Chris this is really not the…

Chris Elite: I have some time to kill before I gotta go out there and you know…

Molly: Chris really I can’t.

Chris Elite: And why is that?

Molly: I have a job to do!

Chris Elite: I’ll say you do.

Molly: That’s… that’s disgusting!

Chris Elite: But you’re blushing.

Molly: Because I’m embarrassed!

Chris Elite: Are you though? Is that really it? Or is it maybe… something else?

Molly: I… I don’t know what you’re insinuating Chris, look you’re making me feel uncomfortable and..

Chris Elite: :whoa: calm down. I’m not tryna do that, listen it was all just a joke alright.

Molly: Alright, yeah sure… thanks Chris I–

Chris Elite: But it doesn’t have to be a joke. *wink*

( Instead of responding Molly just shakes her head and walks off. Chris watches her leave, still grinning as the camera fades out )

( King of Elite advertisement is aired )

( Camera fades to the ring )

( ‘If Ya Smell’ by Adam Massacre hits as the crowd explodes. Woogieman steps onto the stage hoisting up his Big Bhris Bhampionship )

Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall is for the Big Bhris Bhampionship! Approaching the ring first, from Jacksonville, Florida… weighing in at 265 pounds… HE IS THE BIG BHRIS BHAMPION!!… WOOOOOGGGGGIEEEEEEEMMMMMANNNNN!!

Masters: Folks I say this with no hyperbole… I’ve never seen anybody more dominant than Woogieman! Especially in matches like these where he puts his Big Bhris Bhampionship on the line… I don’t think I’ve ever seen one go more than 30 seconds, Killy!

( ‘Timebomb (Train, Train Intro)’ by Blackfoot and Rancid hits as Shaker Jones approaches the stage. He’s met with a hostile reaction from the very pro-Woogieman crowd )

Ring Announcer: And the challenger, from Inglis, Manitoba, Canada… weighing in at 250 pounds… SHAAAAAKKKKKKKKERRRRRR JOOOOONNNEEEESSS!!

Killswitch: I’m with you on that Masters, Shaker Jones certainly has a tall task ahead of him tonight. And this crowd isn’t gonna do him any favors, they love Woogie!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Masters: There’s the bell… Shaker Jones and Woogieman dance around the ring here… THEY LOCK UP!! SHAKER JONES QUICKLY TRANSITIONS TO A HEADLOCK, PUSHING WOOGIEMAN OFF AND SENDING HIM INTO THE ROPES… WOOGIEMAN REBOUNDS… SHAKER JONES GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE… BUT IT’S DUCKED!! WOOGIEMAN DUCKS UNDE THE CLOTHESLINE… OH AND HE GRABS THE WRIST OF SHAKER JONES… SPINNING HIM AROUND AND PULLING HIM IN… THE BOTTOM!! THE BOTTOM BY WOOGIEMAN!! IT CONNECTS!! THE COVER!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!! WOOGIEMAN’S REIGN OF TERROR CONTINUES!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILLLLL THE BIG BHRIS BHAMMMPPPIIIIONNN… WOOOOOOGGGGIEEEEEEMMMAAANNNNN!!

Masters: MY GOD I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!! WOOGIEMAN MAY JUST BE THE MOST DOMINANT COMPETITOR IN ALL OF NEO!!

Killswitch: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU MASTERS?! IT’S NOT EVEN UP FOR DEBATE! THE REAL QUESTION IS, IS WOOGIEMAN THE MOST DOMINANT MAN OR WOMAN IN ALL OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING?!

( Woogieman poses on the top rope with his championship as the NEO faithful chant “Woogie” )

( The camera fades backstage to the locker room. It pans around to show The Dead Spades. The Revenant is putting the finishing touches on his attire, warming up for the match while Sinister Ace sits still in the chair )

Revenant: Well, this is it, you ready?

( Sinister Ace shifts his position in the chair and rolls his eyes )

Ace: Does it really matter?

Revenant: What the hell kind of talk is that?! We’ve been wanting these guys for weeks and now we got ’em!

Ace: And then what? We win, we win. We lose, we lose. The result doesn’t matter much.

Revenant: I still have no idea what you’re getting at.

Ace: NEO! It’s ending! This is it! The last show. Nothing matters tonight. Whether we win or lose, this is it. Tomorrow I’m not here anymore, you’re not here anymore, they’re not here anymore. We move on to “greener pastures”. Who’s to say we go to the same brand that they do, who’s to say we don’t get split up and sent off to different brands?

Revenant: So let me get this straight, you’re angry because… this is your last night on NEO and you don’t wanna play with the big boys?

Ace: No… it’s more than that. We move on from here and what do we become? Sure a member of the main roster but what does that REALLY mean? This isn’t a contract match, we haven’t been hand picked by a general manager, we’re only going because we have to. Now make no mistake about it, I’ve been ready since day one but being ready and prepared doesn’t get you anywhere. I can only go as far as they’ll let me. The same goes for you and even them. I had something good here, we both did. Tomorrow we just become another spoke on the wheel… and instead of going out with a bang on NEO… we’re going out with a whimper, in a match that doesn’t have any stakes.

( Revenant goes to argue but he’s cut off by Ace )

Ace: But whatever… let’s do this.

( That gets a half smile from Revenant. Ace stands up from his chair and they both exit through the door )

( Camera fades back to the announce table at ringside )

Masters: Next up, something that’s liable to be a very chaotic affair, a tornado tag match between two very different teams.

Killswitch: Like oil and water, fire and ice, or the internet and common decency, The Wild Boys and Dead Spades are diametrically opposed to each other.

Masters: ‘Diametrically.’ Good word.

Killswitch: It was on my word-of-the-day calendar.

WILD BOYS! WILD BOYS! WILD BOYS!

(‘Wild Boys’ by Duran Duran hits the speakers as Jimmy and Billy Wilde step out from behind the curtain. Posing and taunting the crowd, they soak up the negative reaction.)

RA: The following is a tornado tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 350 pounds, Jimmy and Billy, THEEEE WIIIILD BOOOYS!”

Masters: The scions of Cloud Matsuda’s War Room Dojo, these two have taken to EAW like fish to water, impressing in the ring, even as they rub everyone they come into contact with the wrong way.

Killswitch: They are focused and know what they want. They don’t care what other people think of them, and they shouldn’t! These guys are cocky and arrogant, but so energetic and smooth in the ring. I think they have a very bright future in front of them.

(The Wild Boys roll into the ring, and strike kung-fu poses.)

Billy & Jimmy: *no mic* WE FIGHT AS ONE!

(“Ace of Spades” by Motorhead plays as Sinister Ace and Bo Maro come out. Ace poses in silhouetted by the bright lights. As the lights return to normal, The Revenant stands before him.)

RA: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined 435 pounds and accompanied by Bo Maro, Sinister Ace and The Revenant, DEEEEEEEEAD SPAAAAAADES!”

Masters: A dangerous pair these two are.

Killswitch: These guys are two brutal brawlers. I almost feel bad for Jimmy and Billy. There isn’t a merciful bone in either of these guys’ bodies.

(Ace and The Revenant stop at the base of the ramp, Bo Maro placing his hands on their shoulders and speaking a few words of encouragement to his team.)

Masters: For the Wild Boys, they’ll have to use their quickness advantage and their brotherly connection to overcome Dead Spa- OH MY GOD, BILLY AND JIMMY JUMP THE GUN AND THE ROPES, HURTLING ONTO SINISTER ACE AND THE REVENANT WITH STEREO DIVES!

Killswitch: Smart move on their part. They’ve seized the initiative and are in control in the early going, raining kicks and punches down on their opponents. The referee is yelling at them to get back in the ring, but they don’t seem to care.

Masters: Billy pulls up the Revenant, and he and Jimmy each grab an arm. Big Irish whip into the steel steps! The Revenant goes flipping over them, holding his knees in pain! The Wild Boys grab Ace and roll him into the ring. Now the match can officially start as the Wild Boys continue stomping away at Sinister Ace on the ropes.

Killswitch: That double team is completely legal in this style match. The tornado tag rules mean that there are no tags and both men on each team are always legal at the same time. The Wild boys are showing their smarts by taking full advantage while Revenant is on the outside.

Masters: Snapmare by Jimmy, followed up with simultaneous kicks to the chest and spine of Ace from the Wild Boys! The Wild Boys are celebrating over Sinister Ace’s writhing form.

Killswitch: A bit too long though. The Revenant is back in the action. Clubbing blow to the back of Billy knocks him down! Jimmy coming in with a bevy of punches to Revenant, backing him into the ropes. Irish whip … reversed by Revenant.

Masters: A big boot to Jimmy! Billy is up and going after The Revenant, but gets caught by Sinister Ace! Overhead biel toss sends Billy halfway across the ring! Billy in the corner and is in huge trouble, getting pounded with big punches to the face and gut by Sinister Ace. My god, those punches shake the ring, not to mention rattling Billy’s brain!

Killswitch: Jimmy’s in similar trouble with the Revenant, who is raining MMA style elbows and forearms down on his head. Jimmy’s getting Mauled!

Masters: Rev picks Jimmy up with a front facelock … DDT! Bo Maro’s shouting something to his men. Sinister Ace backs up for a big running clothesline to Billy in the corner. Revenant runs in behind him … COMBAT SPEAR INTO THE CORNER!

Killswitch: Billy stumbles out of the corner holding his midsection. He may have some fractured ribs from the power behind that Combat Spear of The Revenant.

Masters: The pain isn’t over yet for Billy Wilde. Ace has him by the throat. CHOKEBREAKER! He’s holding Billy across his knee. Elbow drops from The Revenant! Drawing Dead! Revenant with the pin!

… 1!

… 2!

Killswitch: Jimmy in with the save! Sinister Ace tried to block him, but Jimmy slide right through his legs to break up the pin!

Masters: The Wild Boys are still in a ton of trouble, though. The bigger men are stomping and raining punches down on Billy and Jimmy. Revenant and Ace pick them up by their throats. Stereo chokeslams!

Killswitch: No! As they lifted them up, they each caught a knee from one of the brothers! Both members of Dead Spades are stunned. Wild Boys off the ropes … Double Next Surprise! Double standing moonsaults! Double covers!

…1!

Masters: Kickouts with authority by The Revenant and Sinister Ace. But the momentum has certainly shifted! Jimmy picks Sinister Ace up and hits a beautiful Westside Drive! Billy has The Revenant up. Dropkick knocks him onto the apron. Billy with a big running dropkick through the ropes that sends The Revenant to the floor! He skins the cat! Jimmy completes the Crazy Taxi with a big suicide dive through Billy’s legs!

Killswitch: Such fluid precision. I know Stephanie Matsuda can’t stand her students sometimes, but you have to hand it to her. She trained these kids well.

Masters: Billy and Jimmy are taking it to Sinister Ace now. Double dropkicks! Billy holds Ace’s legs down as Jimmy slingshots over the ropes into a corkscrew elbow drop. Cover!

…1!

…2!

Masters: Kickout from Ace! No time wasted by the Wild Boys though. They’re trying to do as much damage to him before The Revenant recovers.

Killswitch: Smart tactic. They have Ace in the corner, hacking away at him with chops and kicks. They’re lifting him up onto the top turnbuckle. This can’t be good for Sinister Ace!

Masters: He’s dazed sitting on the top turnbuckle. But he’s not giving up! He’s punching down onto Jimmy and Billy, throwing hands like his life depends on it! Billy jumps up! Critical Hit! Sinister Ace is on dream street! Jimmy backs up to the opposite turnbuckle, with Billy facing him in front of Sinister Ace. Jimmy runs in, Billy alley-oops him into a hurricanrana to Sinister Ace!

Killswitch: Nope! What strength from Sinister Ace! He’s gonna powerbomb Jimmy through the mat!

Masters: Superkick to the midsection from Billy! Jimmy tumbles down, landing on his feet like a cat. Double Dragon! Stereo superkicks from the Wild Boys! OH MY GOD!

Killswitch: ACE JUST FLIPPED OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE LANDING IN A HEAP ON THE OUTSIDE!

(Bo Maro rushes to Sinister Ace’s side, shaking him, but Ace doesn’t move. A hush falls over the crowd.)

Masters: This … this doesn’t look good. Sinister Ace isn’t moving here.

Killswitch: The referee is checking on Ace. He’s waving to the back. We’ve got the medical team coming down. They’ve got a stretcher. This isn’t good.

Masters: Not at all. This is why you can’t try this at home. Even professionals like Ace can get seriously injured.

(REPLAY: The Double Dragon superkicks from the Wild Boys knocking Sinister Ace off the turnbuckle, sending him tumbling to the harsh ground below.)

Masters: Look at the Wild Boys. They’re laughing at the replay and high fiving over it. How disgusting.

Killswitch: Meanwhile, the Revenant is just standing stone faced, looking down as Sinister Ace is being strapped to the stretcher. Bo Maro is talking to the referee.

Bo Maro: *no mic* Throw the match out. He can’t compete.

Referee: *no mic* Are you sure?

Bo Maro: *no mic* We’re done here.

Masters: Maro is throwing in the towel. I can’t blame him. Two on one in a tornado tag match is suicide.

Killswitch: And the Wild Boys are celebrating their victory. The referee is calling for the bell!

Masters: No! The Revenant grabs the referee’s arm and turns him around.

Revenant: *no mic* Don’t you dare! I’ll finish this myself!

Killswitch: Are you kidding me? I know Revenant’s a tough guy but this is stupid. You can’t win here.

Masters: He seems to beg to differ. Bo Maro is trying to convince him to change his mind, but the Revenant skewers him with a disdainful glare. Maro is washing his hands of this. He’s accompanying the EMTs with Sinister Ace and leaving the arena. The crowd is cheering for the Revenant! He’s watching his partner leave for a moment and then turning back towards the ring. Jimmy’s in midair with a suicide dive!

Killswitch: Into a big right hand from Revenant! Billy tries his luck with a dive! Revenant sidesteps and he crashes and burns! The crowd is going wild!

Masters: The Revenant is stomping away at Billy and Jimmy outside. He picks Jimmy up and flings him into the ringpost! He picks Billy up and throws him into the ring. The Revenant is pounding away on Billy. Lifts him up by the throat! Thumbs down for Billy! The Verdict! What a brutal chokeslam! Cover!

…1!

…2!

…3-No!

Killswitch: Billy kicked out at the last second! I thought the Revenant had him there.

Masters: Billy Wilde showing amazing fortitude. But he’s still in a bad way. More vicious forearms and elbows from The Revenant. He’s pulling him up, setting him up in powerbomb position. He might be thinking for some Retribution.

Killswitch: Aptly named, but look! Jimmy’s ascending to the top turnbuckle! Revenant sees him, though. Jimmy’s leaping off! Revenant throws Billy into his path!

Masters: No way! Billy on instinct ducked and rolled! Jimmy lands and rolls, softening the blow from that missed spot, each on either side of the Revenant. What agility and ring presence from the Wild Boys.

Killswitch: The Revenant tags Jimmy with a punch, staggering him. Turns to Billy … Superkick staggers the Revenant!

Masters: Another superkick from Billy! The Revenant still won’t go down. Superkick from Jimmy now! The Revenant is still up! Superkick! Superkick! SUPERKICK! Only now does the Revenant fall to his knees!

Killswitch: Double Dragon superkicks! Cover by Jimmy!

…1!

…2!

…3!

Masters: No! Not three! The Revenant still kicked out after that all out assault of superkicks! How the hell did he do that?

Killswitch: Jimmy and Billy are shaken by that. But they’re not done yet. They whip the Revenant into the ropes. Billy with an inverted atomic drop to The Revenant! Flying forearms smash from Jimmy! Another Double Dragon by the Wild Boys and the Revenant is down again!

Masters: They’re dragging him to the corner. Both are ascending the same turnbuckle. What do they have planned?

Killswitch: Simultaneous 450 splashes! What a Wildside! Both are covering the Revenant! There’s no way he can kick out!

…1!

…2!

…3!

Killswitch: The Wild Boys are celebrating their victory! What a fantastic win! Wait, why isn’t the bell ringing?

Masters: The referee noticed that the Revenant had grabbed the bottom rope with his hand! How? How does he have the strength remaining to do that, let alone the ring awareness after that beating that he took.

Killswitch: The referee is explaining to the Wild Boys that the match isn’t over. Jimmy and Billy are livid. They’re arguing with the referee, disbelieving that the match still going.

Masters: The Revenant has gotten to his knees, holding the ropes, but he’s glaring pure hatred at the Wild Boys. The Wild Boys run in … double clothesline from the Revenant knocks both Wildes down! Jimmy’s up … a Neck Chop sends him back down, coughing and gasping! Billy with another superki- caught by the Revenant! Leg Flip! He picks up Billy and a German Suplex! Tenaciously holding on for another! Lifts him up for a third!

Killswitch: Jimmy runs in! The Revenant lets go of Billy and ducks around Jimmy, catching him in a rear waistlock. German suplex for Jimmy! The Revenant is standing over the fallen Wild Boys, the crowd cheering him on. He’s going to do this! He picks up Billy and puts him in a front facelock. Lifts him into the air in position for The Executioner!

Masters: Jimmy with a superkick to the back of the Revenant’s head! He drops Billy, who lands on his feet. Double Dragon! The Revenant is down! Billy picks him up onto his shoulders. Jimmy’s on the top rope! Time for Shell Shocked! Rolling fireman’s carry slam! 450 from Jimmy! Moonsault by Billy! Jimmy’s back up on the top rope! UNDER PRESSURE! Imploding 450 senton! Billy hops up to the top rope for an UNDER PRESSURE OF HIS OWN! My god, they must have caved the Revenant’s chest in! He’s not moving at all! Cover by both brothers!

…1!

…2!

…3!

DING! DING! DING!

(“Wild Boys” starts up again as Jimmy and Billy lay exhausted on the Revenant for a moment.)

RA: Here are your winners by pinfall, Jimmy and Billy, The Wild Boys!

Masters: What a match on the part of both teams. We knew this was going to be a hard hitting affair, but I don’t think any of us expected this.

Killswitch: Definitely. A bad fall took Sinister Ace out of the equation, but the Revenant was game for the handicap match. He almost pulled it off, but the chemistry and speed of the Wild Boys was just too much for him to overcome.

Masters: Not to mention those lethal superkicks, which came out in droves for this match.

(Jimmy and Billy continue to celebrate in the ring as the Revenant rolls out of the ring clutching his chest. The referee goes to check on him, but he pushes the referee away, walking out under his own power.)

( The camera fades backstage to Molly Waters standing with Lang the Irascible )

Molly: Ladies and gentlemen, I finally found him! We’re just minutes away from the first blood match between Lang the Irascible and Chris Elite! And Lang I was just wondering if I could get your thoughts on all of this, not just the match but you know with this being NEO’s last show… where’s your head at?

Lang: What are my thoughts? Where’s my head at? Molly you tell me, what the hell is there to think about? I gotta make Chris Elite bleed. I’ve made a lot of men bleed in my life, I think I got it down. As far as the future goes? I don’t give a damn. I been saying for weeks I’m too good for this place anyway. Leaving NEO means I’ll finally get the competition I’ve been asking for since day one.

Molly: You certainly seem confident, is–

Lang: It’s got nothing to do with confidence sugar, it’s an understanding. Listen if I’ma give credit where it’s due, I know Chris Elite isn’t a pansy… he’s a fighter just like I am, we both know what we gotta do, I gotta knock him senseless, he gotta knock me senseless, and we’re both good at it, it ain’t rocket science. There’s no complex planning or strategy, I can only hope that he doesn’t break skin before I do… that’s it.

( Lang balls up his fist and walks off as the camera fades to the ring )

Ring Announcer: The following is a first blood match scheduled for one fall!

( ‘Down and Out’ by Camron feat. Kanye West hits as Chris Elite approaches the ring. He’s met with a loud ovation from the crowd. He nods his head and continues down to the ring )

Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 220 pounds… CHHRRRRRRRIIIISSSSS EEELLLLLLLLIIIIITTTTTTEEEEEEEEE!!

Masters: Well, here we go! Chris Elite out first and Killy, how this match came together is… rather strange. Lang was originally meant to take on Daryl Kinkade in this match but an injury to Kinkade left Lang without an opponent. Elite and Lang had an exchange of words a few weeks back which led to Lang challenging him to this match just last week on NEO! And as we saw, the challenge was excepted by Chris Elite just as we were going off air. Make no mistake about it though folks, even though only put together last week, there’s no love loss between these two!

( ‘Amityville’ by Eminem hits as Lang the Irascible makes his way to the ring )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Arlington, Texas… weighing in at 252 pounds… LANGGGGG THEEEEEE IRRRRASSSSCCCIBBBBBBLLLEEEE!!

Killswitch: I don’t like to use this term often, but this is a true make or break match for Lang here tonight! He’s been demanding more competition ever since he got to NEO. He’s been running through the roster like wildfire, well he certainly got the competition he was asking for… let’s see if he can back up the talk.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Masters: This is it! We’re off! LANG IMMEDIATELY RUSHES TOWARDS CHRIS ELITE BUT ELITE ABLE TO SIDESTEP THE ONCOMING ATTACK AND NOW HEADS OUT OF THE RING! It’s sometimes hard to remember but Chris Elite IS a veteran of this industry, and that’s a huge advantage over the inexperienced Lang! Lang collects himself and takes a few steps back into the center of the ring where he urges Elite to come back in and meet him… Elite obliges… BUT HE’S NOT COMING ALONE AS HE GRABS A STEEL CHAIR FORM THE RINGSIDE AREA BEFORE ENTERING THE RING!!

Killswitch: BUT NOW IT’S LANG WHO ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!! Much to the chagrin of these French fans here tonight who are loudly voicing their displeasure at Lang. ELITE SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, OUT OF THE RING… HE RAISES THE CHAIR HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD… LOOKING TO CRACK IT AGAINST THE SKULL OF LANG BUT LANG MEETS HIM WITH A TOE KICK!! REMEMBER FOLKS, NO COUNT OUTS AND NO DISQUALIFICATION IN THIS FIRST BLOOD MATCH!! Elite bends over, clutching his mid-section… keeping the chair gripped in his right hand… BUT NOW LANG GRABS AHOLD OF THE LEFT AND WHIPS HIM HARD INTO THE BARRICADE!! THE IMPACT CAUSING ELITE TO DROP THE CHAIR… LANG PICKS IT UP AND CRACK!! BUT NO!! LANG CONNECTING WITH NOTHING BUT THE BARRICADE THERE AS ELITE MANAGES TO DUCK THE SHOT AT THE LAST MINUTE!!

Masters: ELITE IN A PRECARIOUS SPOT HERE THOUGH… SEATED UNDER A STANDING LANG WHO STILL HAS THE STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HAND!! BUT ELITE IS ABLE TO SLIDE UNDER LANG, TAKING HIM OUT IN THE PROCESS!! LANG GOING HEAD FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!!… ELITE NOW GRABBING THE CHAIR AND WHACKS IT ONE TIME ACROSS THE BACK OF LANG… HE SWINGS THE CHAIR BACK AGAIN… AND DELIVERS A SECOND SHOT!! LANG TRYING TO MANEUVER AROUND OUR RINGSIDE AREA AS ELITE DELIVERS A THIRD CHAIR SHOT RIGHT ACROSS THE SPINE!!

Killswitch: And folks it’s important to note that to win this match you can draw blood from ANY part of your opponent’s body, it doesn’t have to just be the head! So these chair shots while they haven’t done the job yet, are far from wasteful. Finally Lang is able to roll back into the ring as Elite throws the chair back into the ring. He throws up the ring apron… AND GRABS A KENDO STICK AND HE BRINGS IT INTO THE RING WITH HIM!! Lang on the opposite side of the ring using the ropes to pull himself to his feet…

Masters: ELITE COMES CHARGING TOWARDS HIM WITH THE KENDO STICK… BUT LANG MEETS HIM FIRST, GOING LOW AND DELIVERING AN ELBOW TO ELITE’S STOMACH… THE REDACTOR!! THE REDACTOR CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE AND CHRIS ELITE IS STUNNED!! ELITE IS STAGGERING AROUND THE RING ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AND NOW FINALLY FINDING STABILITY, LAYING HIS CHEST ACROSS THE ROPES… LANG NOW GRABBING A HOLD OF THAT KENDO STICK… HE GRIPS IT IN BOTH HANDS AND TAKES A SWING… RIGHT INTO THE NETHER REGIONS OF CHRIS ELITE!! ELITE LETS OUT A WAIL, SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HE DROPS TO THE CANVAS!!

Killswitch: No traditional wrestling grapples here, only what it takes to get your opponent busted open. Whether it be the fists or assistance from an outside weapon. Lang gets Elite to his feet and tosses him into the corner… WHERE HE BEGINS UNLOADING WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS, HARD SHOTS TO THE HEAD AND YOU SEE LANG HAS HIS MIDDLE KNUCKLE STICKING OUT JUST A BIT FOR A SHARPER EDGE TO THOSE PUNCHES!! Elite pushes Lang off of him… BUT THE RESILIENT LANG LOOKS TO COME RIGHT BACK… BUT OHH!! ELITE GRABS THE CHAIR AND THROWS IT RIGHT BACK IN HIS FACE, HITTING LANG AND KNOCKING HIM OFF HIS FEET… AND NOW BOTH MEN IMMEDIATELY CHECK FOR SIGNS OF BLOOD!!

Masters: Elite wipes his forehead away, coming up clean… Lang does the same, wiping away sweat and only sweat… both men safe… for now. Elite and Lang both glance at the steel chair… AND THEY BOTH LUNGE FOR IT AT THE SAME TIME… AND NOW IT’S A TUG OF WAR!! BUT LANG’S SO MUCH BIGGER AND STRONGER, IT’S A WAR THAT ELITE WON’T WIN!! HE LETS LANG HAVE THE CHAIR… BOTH RISE TO THEIR FEET… LANG LIFTS THE CHAIR HIGH OVER HIS HEAD… BUT ELITE WITH A BOX OFFICE SMASH!! CHRIS ELITE WITH A BOX OFFICE SMASH SUPERKICK THAT CATCHES LANG RIGHT IN THE JAW!! LANG DROPS THE CHAIR… STUMBLING AROUND… ELITE PICKS IT UP… AND HE CRACKS IT RIGHT ACROSS THE SKULL!! LANG COLLAPSES IN A HEAP ONTO THE CANVAS, ELITE SCREAMING AT THE REFEREE TO CHECK LANG… HE HAS TO BE BLEEDING!!

Killswitch: BUT THE REFEREE IS SIGNALING NO!! LANG HASN’T BEEN BUSTED OPEN YET!! ELITE LET’S OUT A SWEAR AS HE GRABS THE CHAIR AGAIN, RAISES IT HIGH OVER HIS HEAD… BUT LANG KICKS THE SHIN OF ELITE TAKING HIM OUT!!… AND NOW LANG GOES ON THE ATTACK, THROWING HIMSELF ON TOP OF ELITE AND DELIVERING LEFS AND RIGHTS WITH A FURY, SO FAST THAT ELITE CAN’T EVEN GET UP HIS HANDS TO BLOCK THEM!! LANG IN HIS WHEELHOUSE HERE WITH THIS BRAWLING STYLE, A STYLE THAT AS MENTIONED EARLIER WORKS EXTREMELY FAVORABLY IN A FIRST BLOOD MATCH!! THE REFEREE TRYING TO PULL LANG OFF BUT LANG PUSHES HIM AWAY AND CONTINUES THE ASSAULT ON CHRIS ELITE!!

Masters: BUT THAT MOMENTARY DISTRACTION THAT THE REFEREE CAUSED ALLOWED FOR ELITE TO GET HIS HANDS UP TO BLOCK THESE STRIKES!! Lang lets up on the punches and gets off of Elite… AND NOW GETTING RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF THE REFEREE!! TELLING HIM THAT HE HAD NO BUSINESS INTERFERING, THAT THIS IS NO DQ!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT, KILLY?! HE HAS A POINT!!… OH BUT LANG!! LANG WITH A KICK TO THE GUT… REDACTOR!! THE REDACTOR ON THE REFEREE!! A MOMENT OF PURE FRUSTRATION SHOWN FROM LANG THE IRASCIBLE!!

Killswitch: OH MASTERS!! LOOK!! LOOK!! QUICKLY AT YOUR MONITOR!! CHRIS ELITE IS BLEEDING FROM INSIDE HIS MOUTH!! THAT COUNTS!! THAT COUNTS!! LANG SHOULD BE GETTING HIS HAND RAISED IN VICTORY RIGHT HERE!!

Masters: BUT THERE’S NO REFEREE!! LANG THE IRASCIBLE KNOCKED OUT THE REFEREE AND IN THE PROCESS MAY HAVE JUST COST HIMSELF A VICTORY!! BOTH ELITE AND LANG LOOK UP AT THE TITAN-TRON NOW… AND THEY REALIZE WHAT’S GOING ON!! LANG GOES TO GRAB ELITE… WHO DELIVERS A SECOND BOX OFFICE SMASH TAKING HIM DOWN!! ELITE QUICKLY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND HEADS OVER TO OUT ANNOUNCE TABLE… HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! HE JUST GRABBED MY WATER!!

Killswitch: OF COURSE!! THE WATER WILL HELP CLEAR OUT THE BLOOD!! WHAT A GENIUS MOVE THIS IS FROM ELITE!! SAVING HIMSELF IN THIS MATCH!! ELITE TAKING A BIG SWIG OF THAT WATER BEFORE SPITTING IT OUT… AND NOW LOOKING UP ONCE AGAIN AT THAT TITAN-TRON AND SMILING… NO BLOOD!! ELITE DID IT!! HE SHOOTS A LARGE GRIN AS HE ENTERS THE RING, LANG JUST NOW MAKING IT BACK TO HIS FEET… ELITE GRABS THAT KENDO STICK AND ANGLES IT BACK… LANG GETS HIS ARMS UP TO BLOCK IT… BUT ELITE GOES FOR THE MID-SECTION INSTEAD!! CONNECTING FLUSH, LIGHTING UP LANG’S RIBS!!

Masters: LANG DROPS TO HIS KNEES… ELITE TAKES A STEP BACK… AND NOW BRINGS IT DOWN OVER THE HEAD OF LANG!! NOW A SECOND TIME!! A THIRD!! A FOUTH!! THAT KENDO STICK BEGINNING TO SPLINTER BUT ELITE ISN’T LETTING UP ONE BIT!! SEVEN!! EIGHT!! NINE!! TEN!! A FULL TEN SHOTS FROM THAT KENDO STICK DELIVERED DIRECTLY TO THE SKULL OF LANG THE IRASCIBLE WHO FALLS FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!!

Killswitch: Elite has just about had enough of all this. He grabs the steel chair and positions it under the face of Lang… Lang struggling to get to his feet… BUT CHRIS ELITE RUNS OFF THE ROPES… LEAPS INTO THE AIR… FACE VALUE!! FACE VALUE TO THE BACK OF LANG’S HEAD!! LANG’S FACE DIGGING RIGHT INTO THAT STEEL CHAIR… AND HE’S BUSTED OPEN!! A BIG CUT HAS OPENED UP AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!! THE REFEREE IS COMING TO NOW… AND HE SEES IT, HE SIGNALS THE BELL!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ‘Down and Out’ by Camron feat. Kanye West hits as Chris Elite rises to his feet and gets his hand raised in victory )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… CHRRRRISSSSS ELLLLLIIITTTTEEEEEE!!

Masters: This is exactly what we thought it’d be Killswitch. It was ugly, brutal and with all these weapons, we knew it wouldn’t be that long…

Killswitch: It wasn’t Masters but I don’t think anybody’s gonna be complaining about that, least of all Lang and Elite who just put their bodies through hell.

Masters: Keep in mind too Killy, although Elite picked up the win tonight… LANG DID MAKE CHRIS ELITE BLEED FIRST! But unfortunately for him, there wasn’t a referee around to call the match.

Killswitch: I… don’t know what you’re talking about.

Masters: Regardless folks, thank you for joining us tonight. This would usually be the point where I’d say we’ll see you on Wednesday but instead I’ll settle for… I promise this isn’t goodbye.

( The camera focuses in on Chris Elite still celebrating in the ring as the camera fades out )

( Camera fades to black )

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