( House of Glass pre-show graphic comes up on screen and it switches to the Barclays Center which has fans slowly fileing in with a partially-full audience. The House of Glass stage is completely set up and the Glass Walls are hanging above the ring )
Stew-O: Welcome everyone to the House of Glass pre-show! We’re less than an hour away from the FIFTH ANNUAL House of Glass FPV presented by Dynasty Wrestling! I’m Stew-O alongside Deadprez, and we are broadcasting live and exclusively from the EAW Network!
Deadprez: And we’re going to cut straight to the chase here and present to you our Pre-Show of the evening pitting “Brooklyn’s Own” Jay Omen against the former Dynasty World Champion, Alex Anderson!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Know Yourself” by Drake blasts through the speakers as Alex Anderson appears from the back. He immediately walks straight towards the ring, having a furious expression on his face.)
RA: The following contest is being scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 247 pounds……HE IS THE “ACE OF DYNASTY”……AAAALLLLEEEEXXX AAANNNDDDEERRRSSSOOONNNN!!
Stew-O: Well, can you truly blame Alex Anderson for that sour look on his face? It wasn’t too long ago when Alex’s dream finally came true in his wrestling career when he became the first-ever Dynasty World Champion. We couldn’t do anything else but simply applaud this man for the extensive journey that he had been through in the past….
Deadprez: …However, things drastically changed for Anderson, as he lost the title to Voltage’s own, Brian Daniels, making him the EAW World Heavyweight Champion AND Dynasty World Champion. It is quite a tragic tale for Alex Anderson, and who knows how he is recovering from this. Tonight, he has a chance to bring his career back on track against….. this man.
(“Slow Chemical” by Finger Eleven hits throughout the arena, as several sections of the crowd actually start to cheer.)
RA: And his opponent, from Long Island, New York, weighing in at 200 pounds……HE IS THE “BIG EVIL”……..JJJJAAAAAAYYYY OOOOMMMMEEEEENNNN!!
Deadprez: And the biggest surprise of this whole, entire House of Glass….we have Alex Anderson facing Jay Omen. I am just having a hard time processing all of this into my head… especially since he’s actually getting an ovation from this crowd!
Stew-O: We know Jay Omen, formerly known as Franchise Demon, to be quite the—
Omen: Cut my music…
(Alex Anderson is shown entering the ring nonchalantly, as he takes a stroll down to the corner as he looks towards Jay Omen.)
Omen: First of all…….WELCOME YOUR HOMETOWN BOY!!!…………….
(Loud mixed reactions can be heard buzzing everywhere, as Jay Omen shakes and rattles his head back and forth.)
Omen: Thank you, thank you. Times like these makes me reflect on all that bad things that have happened to me over in the past. I am truly grateful to be here in this position today….however, my dear friend Alex Anderson, you are about to be living in a nightmare, son…
(Anderson continues to look forward at Omen, as he still remains calm.)
Omen: Alex, I truly cannot understand the reason why you lost the Dynasty World Championship. You finally won something big and powerful in your life, and you just felt the need to just get rid of that title and put it in the hands of Brian Daniels? What kind of an athlete are you?
(Omen continues to walk slowly towards the ring, as several sections of the crowd are surprisingly applauding.)
Omen: You are a complete disappointment, Alex Anderson, and you should be proud of that. Even El Landerson had more support and hype against Hades for Number One Contendership for the AWC than you ever had in your entire life. You lost your “ACE World Championship” to Norman Hellion, you made yourself a failure by making such a pathetic “Alex Anderson Academy”, you….you……Face it Alex, your time is up…..AND THE OMEN DYNASTY HAS ARRIVED….
(Omen extends his arms and poses, as the crowd starts to roar with surprising cheers still.)
Omen: But Alex, since we all are in the City of Dreams that is New York City……..I am going to spare you just this one time if you accept this offer…
(Anderson continues not to react in the ring, as he starts to walk around in circles.)
Omen: ….join the Omen Dynasty……..all your sins will be forgiving my child….it is rare for me to offer such huge opportunities to people, so please think wisely..
(Omen finally climbs over the ropes, as he offers a handshake to an expressionless Alex Anderson.)
Omen: Do it, Alex….do NOT make daddy angry…
(Anderson stares over at his hand, before panning his head around a cheerful crowd. He looks back at Omen and pulls a rare smile, as he shakes Omen’s hand in accordance.)
Omen: Your career has now been saved my disciple. First order of business, please lie down on the mat so I can go on top and–
Deadprez: OH LOOK OUT! ANDERSON YANKS FORWARD OMEN’S HAND……..NO!! THE ACE OF SPADES ONTO JAY OMEN! JUST LIKE THAT, JUST IN A FLASH, ALEX ANDERSON GETS THE JOB DONE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: OMEN HAS BEEN ACE’D OUT, AND ANDERSON DROPS DOWN CALMLY FOR THE PIN!!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!………….TWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!………..THRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Deadprez: NO! OH MY GOD, WHAT?!!?! JAY OMEN JUST KICKED OUT OF THE ACE OF SPADES! IT’S A MIRACLE!! ALEX ANDERSON IS STARTLED, AND THE ENTIRE CROWD ARE STANDING IN COMPLETE AND UTTER SHOCK! JAY OMEN HAS JUST KICKED OUT OF THE ACE OF SPADES!!!
Stew-O: ANDERSON JUST CANNOT BELIEVE THIS, AS HE ANGRILY APPROACHES OMEN! HE QUICKLY RAISES UP HIS ARM AND DRAGS HIM BACK ON HIS FEET, AS OMEN IS STILL LIFELESS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! ANDERSON PUSHES OMEN TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND OMEN RICOCHETS OFF……..FLAPJACK FROM ALEX ANDERSON! OMEN GOT FLIPPED OVER LIKE A PATTY, AND HE IS FEELING THE PAIN! WE ALL KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!! ANDERSON RUSHES TOWARDS THE ROPES AND OUT….
Deadprez: THE ECLIPSE! THE RUNNING LEG DROP ONTO THE BACK OF OMEN’S…..NO!! OMEN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY RATHER QUICKLY, AND ANDERSON’S LEG FALLS DOWN HARD ONTO THE CANVAS! OMEN QUICKLY WALKS A FEW STEPS AWAY, AND HE RUSHES TOWARDS ANDERSON……..SHINING WIZARD ON ALEX ANDERSON! ANDERSON EMPHATICALLY DROPS TO THE CANVAS, AND NOW OMEN NOW TURNS AROUND, HAVING HIS EYES GLUED STRAIGHT TO THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: This match was supposed to be over lightyears ago, but Omen pulls off the miracle of the entire damn century! Unbelievable!
Deadprez: Omen darts towards the corner, slowly making his way towards the top and takes several lookings at Alex Anderson, who is still not moving from his face-down position. OMEN GETS TO THE TOP! HE HAS REACHED THE TOP, AND THE ENTIRE ARENA IS RALLYING BEHIND THE UNLIKELIEST OF PEOPLE IN JAY OMEN! OMEN IS FURIOUSLY SHAKING HIS HEAD UP AND DOWN, AS HE SPRINGS OFF……
Stew-O: SHINING STAR PRESS STRAIGHT ONTO ALEX ANDERSON?! DID YOU SEE THAT HANGTIME FROM OMEN?!?! OMEN CRASHES HEAVILY ON TOP OF ANDERSON, AND HE HOOKS HIS LEG UP!! OMEN HAS PULLED THE VICTORY OF THE CENTURY!
Ref: ONNNEEEEEEEE!!!………TWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!…………..THHHRREEEEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: BUT ALEX ANDERSON KICKS OUT EMPHATICALLY AT THE LAST MICROSECOND! ANDERSON WITH A MIRACULOUS KICK OUT JUST IN TIME! OMEN PULLS HIS HAIR BACK IN DISBELIEF, AS THE ENTIRE CROWD MOAN IN SURPRISE!! WHAT AN INTERESTING BEGINNING FOR THIS BIZARRE MATCH-UP!!
Stew-O: Jay Omen immediately springs up to his feet, as he wastes no time at all as he is stomping all over the body of Alex Anderson, screaming out words while in the process. The referee is pulling Omen back away from Anderson, but Omen is just being relentless right now! Omen backs up, raising his hands up in the air as he continues to stare down at Anderson…
Omen: This is…….HOUSE…….OF…………OMEN!!!
Deadprez: Wait, what?!? OMEN RUSHES FORWARD……..CURB STOMP!! CURB STOMP ONTO ANDERSON—NO!! AA GRABS ONTO OMEN’S BOOT, AND HE FLIPS HIM AROUND! AA QUICKLY GETS BACK UP ON HIS FEET……..THE ACE OF SPADES A SECOND TIME!!! NO!! OMEN GETS OUT OF THE WAY WITH SPEED, AND HE PUSHES AA TOWARDS THE ROPES AND OUT……..SNAP SCOOP POWERSLAM ONTO AA!! WAIT…..OMEN GOES DOWN, AS HE HOOKS AA’S LEG HOPING TO END THIS QUICK!
Ref: ONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!………….TWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!………….
Stew-O: LOOK ON! OMEN HAS A HOOK ON AA’S TIGHTS!!!
Ref: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!………
Deadprez: OH MY GOD!! OH MY (CENSORED) GOD! OMEN JUST DEFEATED ALEX ANDERSON!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Slow Chemical” by Finger Eleven blasts through the speakers, as Jay Omen quickly scurries out of the ring and runs straight towards the ramp, as Alex Anderson springs to his feet with absolute horror.)
RA: And here is your winner…………JAY OMEN!!
Deadprez: WHAT JUST HAPPENED, STEW?! ANDERSON JUST GOT DEFEATED BY JAY OMEN!! THIS IS….THIS IS A HUGE MONUMENTAL WIN FOR JAY OMEN, AND LOOK AT THE JOY ALL OVER THE KID’S FACE AT THE TOP OF THE STAGE! THE HOMETOWN HERO OF BROOKLYN JUST PULLED AN UPSETTER!!
Stew-O: This is truly disappointing to see that Alex Anderson still hasn’t recovered from his title loss to Brian Daniels at Territorial Invasion, but THIS was a GLORIOUS opportunity to wreak as much havoc, to create so many statements as possible to ensure everyone that he is still the ACE of pro-wrestling. And now……Omen just defeated the former Dynasty World Champion…..
(The camera is fixated on the emotionless face of Alex Anderson, as he has his back laid down on the ring while pulling his hair in distress. Camera switches over to Jay Omen, who starts to dance on and about all over the stage in celebration… slowly, Alex Anderson is pulling himself to his feet and requests a microphone as Jay Omen makes his way to the back. )
( Anderson is now in the ring alone with a microphone completely in shame with his face glowing red… he then laughs his disparity off and begins to speak. )
Alex Anderson: Five.
Five years ago, I walked into this industry with complete uncertainty. I thought I had entered the land of the snakes, and I did. It was insane, you know… I felt as if I had no chance to do what I dreamt of – competing and accomplishing great things in this business. I genuinely did not believe I could do it. But sure enough you fast-forward five years, and I am a new-breed champion. Two-time National Extreme champion. World heavyweight champion… and the Ace of Dynasty. When I started, not a single man thought I’d become what I have. I’ve accomplished so much, and I know what you all are thinking – what relevance does this have to tonight?
After much thought, I realize that this business has no hope. This sport has become everything that I feared it would become. I don’t want to be a part of it, and I know that for so long it didn’t want a part of me either. I was never supposed to make it to the mountain top, I was never supposed to see the pinnacle; because John Conning, Sebastian Monroe, even Zack Crash and all of the higher ups on EAW’s side, none of them saw my worth. None of you saw my worth. So I get it. I get the point, fine. Tonight, you saw the last of Alex Anderson.
I don’t blame Jay Omen or hold anything against Brian Daniels. I just finally understood when to take a hint. And don’t get me wrong, I don’t want this to be that sentimental speech where I talk about how much I will miss all of you… but I would like to thank you. If you liked me, disliked me, or even hated me… thank you. You all played a part in making me who I am.
So long.
( AA drops his microphone and exits the ring, walking up the ramp leaving behind a somewhat battled crowd as “Know Yourself” picks back up. )
Deadprez: Is this… is this real??? Has AA just announced his retirement before our very eyes???
Stew: It… it would seem so! You can tell this has been a dejected, utterly slighted version of Alex Anderson walking around as of late. It’s like the winds were completely taken from his sails after losing to Brian Daniels and he hasn’t been the same since. I’ll give the young man this, he’s had a meteoric rise in this company after spending so long battling for just a spot in the main event. If this is goodbye, then I do wish him well in his future aspirations.
Deadprez: Ehhh… good riddance.
( Alex Anderson gives the crowd one last look and takes a deep breath, exhales and walks through the curtain for the final time… feed goes to black. )
—–
( Dynasty Wrestling Intro plays )
(The show starts with a black screen as an eerie and raspy voice from a narrator begins to be heard.)
“Life is governed by rules, meant to separate the world from the beasts around us.
(The screen finally shows images of past conflicts that have been had in the middle of a wrestling ring.)
When the rules are shed, violence arises and the bloodlust inside us takes hold with chaos.
(The destruction of Tyler Parker caused by Jaywalker during The Brand Rampage is shown with every slam accompanied with the sound of shattered glass.)
Armed with the sinister devices given unto them, they will do what must be done to meet their own ends.
(A various amount of glass items commonly used for matches is shown before cutting to Carlos Rosso punching Rhaegar and Vance Tybull fighting Horrible Harry The Wrestling Bear.)
Some will be able to toy with their prey in what manner they see fit.
(The various people in the Glass Gauntlet Match are shown with Madison Kaline and Aria Jaxon, followed by TLA, Tig Kelly, and Donny Diamond which clips from the past Glass Tables match is shown.)
Others will be confined in a structure crafted for the destruction of the human anatomy!
(Brian Daniels and Jacob Senn are shown along with Lucian Black and Zack Crash with the Glass Wallz and Red Wallz being brought into focus.)
In matches where skin will be ripped from bone…
(Clips from last year’s House of Glass are shown with Lannister throwing StarrStan off the stage with The Lion’s Den into a tub of glass shards and Mr. DEDEDE slamming a glass guitar into the head of Zack Crash.)
Where blood shall paint the ring…
(Prince of Phenomenal and Colin Kaline’s match is shown as they are drenched with blood all over themselves.)
Where careers will be shortened in the name of glory and gold…
(StarrStan leaping off the Red Wallz with Drastik for the Super Olympic Slam on the glass-covered ring.)
This is the chaos to settle these wars.
(A short glimpse of everyone is shown for a brief moment.)
This… is… HOUSE OF GLASS!
(The sound of shattered glass is heard around the ring as the screen starts to fade.)
(“Karma” by Jamie N Commons blasts throughout The Barclays Center as the ovation of the New York crowd is deafening as the camera turns over to Stew-O and Deadprez at the commentary table.)
Stew-O: WE ARE HERE, FOLKS! LIVE FROM THE BARCLAYS CENTER IN NEW YORK! THE DYNASTY WRESTLING EVENT THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR… A NIGHT THAT COULDN’T GET ANY MORE EXTREME… WELCOME TO THE FIFTH-ANNUAL HOUSE OF GLASS!
Deadprez: Can you feel the electricity here tonight, Stew? The atmosphere here tonight is OFF THE CHARTS! Everyone knows what’s going down tonight and can’t wait to see it! We have FIVE Championships set to be defended here tonight!
Stew-O: The EAW Tag Team Championships inside of a Glass Gauntlet Match… The Vixens Championship between two highly-talented Vixens in an 10,000 Shards of Glass… The National Elite Championship in an MMA-Style Taipei Deathmatch between the undefeated champion and a determined challenger…
Deadprez: Don’t forget one of TWO main event caliber matches that will be contested inside Glass Walls between the very best for the World Heavyweight Championship AND a Battle for the Company that is ironically inside Red Walls!
Stew-O: However, we will kick off tonight with championship competition and glass war to be waged in a match that many have been talking about!
( i.imgur.com/cToQvsX.png is displayed on the titantron to signal the match starting as the ring announcer enters the middle of the ring. )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is an elimination-style Glass Tables Match AND IS FOR THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(“i” by Kendrick Lamar hits the speakers as TLA walks out the vocal crowd that cheer for him as he wears the New Breed Championship around his waist as he walks down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from Tlaxcala, Mexico… weighing in at 240 pounds… the current EAW NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW BRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEDDDDD CHHHHHAAAMMMMPPPPIIIOOOONNNN… “La Pantera Sexual” TTT-LLL-AAA!!!
Deadprez: TLA has a serious look on his face and he needs that edge, because this man is not going to be one that he wants to take lightly as this is the night where glass is the word and it doesn’t feel great against human flesh!
Stew-O: He’s a fighting champion, Prez and he’s ready for his challengers and what they have in store for him! This will be an interesting fight for sure as the challengers are hungry for this night as he will be ready to defend it with all he’s got!
(“Burn” by Meek Mill feat. Big Sean fills the arena as Donny Diamond as he steps out to the stage with the disdain of the crowd on him as he makes his way to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent, he is from Huntington Beach, California… he weighs in at 248 pounds… “Dynasty Wrestling’s Hottest Commodity” DOONNNNNYYYY DIIAAMMMOONNNDDDD!!!
Stew-O: Here’s a man that has made it his mission to insert himself in this match, even though he failed to win the ladder match to earn his way into this match! He resorted to attacking Tig Kelly until Monroe caved into his demands!
Deadprez: It doesn’t matter though, Stew! He’s here and he’s going to be a dangerous man to deal with in this ring tonight! Desperation is a strong motivator and that’s all over Donny Diamond!
(“Step Up (I’m On It)” by Maylene and the Sons of Disaster blasts from the speakers as Tig Kelly walks out with his prime focus on the competitor as he slams his hands on a glass table before marching down the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, he is from Galway, Ireland… weighing in at 212 pounds… “The Career-Ender” TIIIGGGG KEELLLLLYYYY!!!
Deadprez: If you want my favorite in this match, though, this would be the man, Stew! Tig Kelly is a natural badass and destroyer of men and he’s ready to break skulls and take names!
Stew-O: He is for sure, Prez! However, against a man like TLA, you have to wonder what will happen when they collide!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: All three men are here and ready for this match AS DONNY DIAMOND RUSHES TO TIG KELLY AND STARTS HIS ASSAULT! NO! TIG TACTFULLY DODGES AS HE STARTS STRIKING KICKS ALL OVER DONNY! Tig has Donny where he wants him BUT HERE COMES TLA TO INTERJECT! BUT TIG TURNS OVER AND STARTS KICKING HIM AS WELL! TIG IS DOING HIS BEST TO KEEP BOTH OF HIS OPPONENTS AT BAY HERE TONIGHT!
Deadprez: Tig continues to strike with his kicks BUT DONNY SURPRISES TIG WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! DONNY BLINDSIDED HIM RIGHT THERE! Donny turns Tig to face him HOOKING HIM FOR THE DIAMOND CUTTER EARLY IN THE MATCH! TIG SHOVES DONNY OFF AND STRIKES WITH A SHOOT KICK ON TLA TO SEND HIM BACK TO THE CORNER AS HE SPINS OUT OF THE CUTTER!
Stew-O: Tig runs the ropes as he rebounds for the leg lariat BUT DONNY CATCHES HIM AS HE LIFTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE POWERBOMB! TIG LEAPFROGS OVER DONNY AS HE STRIKES WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF A DARTING TLA AS TLA FALLS ON HIS BACK AND TIG LANDS ON HIS FEET! Donny rushes the ropes as he looks to gain some steam BUT RUNS RIGHT INTO A ROUNDHOUSE BY TIG AS HE COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS!
Deadprez: Tig Kelly has taken an early lead in this match as he rolls to the outside! Tig grabs a glass table from the many that encircle the ring as he picks it up! Tig starts to take it to the ring BUT TLA DASHES TO HIM WITH THE BASEBALL SLIDE ON THE TABLE AS TIG DROPS TO THE FLOOR! TLA stands on his feet as he taunts to the crowd BUT DONNY HITS TLA THIS TIME FROM BEHIND AS HE TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY!
Stew-O: Donny Diamond hooks TLA by the head as he looks for the vertical suplex BUT TLA GRABS HIM BY THE ARM AS HE SPINS OUT! CROSSED PATHS! DONNY SPINS OUT AS HE HOOKS HIS HEAD! DIAMOND CUTTER! NO! TLA SHOVES HIM INTO ROPES! DONNY CATCHES HIMSELF AS TLA RUNS IN! ELBOW STRIKE RIGHT TO THE JAW OF TLA AS DONNY TURNS AROUND RIGHT INTO A SHOULDER CHARGE BY TIG KELLY FROM THE APRON! Donny falters back INTO A SUPERKICK BY TLA!
Deadprez: NO! DONNY SPINS HIM AROUND AS HE DROPS HIM ON HIS HEAD FOR THE DDT! You can’t turn your head around for a second in these matches! You need focus on every single individual or else it’s going to be a bad day for you! TLA rolls to the outside as Donny turns his attention over to Tig! Tig runs in for the lariat BUT DONNY DUCKS AS HE SPIN TIG AROUND AND DROPS HIM WITH THE SNAPMARE! Donny locks in the chinlock as he starts to wear down Tig Kelly!
Stew-O: Donny may not be able to gain a submission victory in this match, but the more that he wears down his opponent, the easier it will be to be able to put him through a table and eliminate him from the match! Smart thinking by Donny here in this match, as he definitely has been preparing to win the big one tonight! But wait… TIG’S STARTING TO FIGHT BACK AND TRY TO PUSH HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET! DONNY LANDS AN ELBOW ACROSS THE BACK OF TIG’S NECK AS HE RUNS THE ROPES!
Deadprez: DONNY BLASTS TIG WITH A BIG BOOT AS HE DROPS BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Tig rolls over to the turnbuckle corner as he uses the ropes to try and pick himself up BUT DONNY IS JUST RARING TO GO AS HE STALKS HIM! Tig is up as he turns around AS DONNY RUSHES IN FOR THE CORNER SPLASH! DROP-TOE HOLD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AS DONNY LANDS FACE-FIRST INTO IT! Donny Diamond better hope that Tig Kelly hasn’t rearranged that face in any way!
Stew-O: Tig pushes himself back up as he signals to the crowd LOOKING FOR THE MAFIA KICK AS HE WANTS TO TAKE DONNY OUT WITH IT! TLA PULLS HIS FEET OUT FROM UNDER HIM AS HE FALLS ON THE MAT! TLA picks up a glass table as slides it into the ring as he enters the ring! TLA lands a few sharp kicks into the ribs before he leans the glass table on the turnbuckle corner! TLA turns back to Tig as he lifts him up WHIPPING TIG ACROSS THE RING TO ELIMINATE TIG FROM THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: TIG SPINS AROUND AND THROWS TLA OUT OF THE RING AS HE SAVES HIMSELF FROM ELIMINATION! Tig Kelly was about to be sent through that table, but his instincts just kept him alive! Tig turns RIGHT INTO THE CLUTCHES OF DONNY AS HE LOOKS FOR THE DIAMOND CUTTER! NO! TIG SPINS DONNY OUT AND PULLS HIM IN WITH THE SHORT-ARM LARIAT! Tig Kelly rolls to the outside as he grabs a table AS TLA SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AND FOCUSES ON DONNY AS HE HOOKS HIM IN THE SIDE-HEADLOCK!
Deadprez: Tig grabs a glass table as he sets it up on the outside near the corner as he rolls back in the ring as Donny starts to try and pick himself up AS TIG RUNS IN FOR THE LOW DROPKICK! TLA DODGES OUT OF THE WAY AS DONNY IS STRUCK WITH THE DROPKICK AND FLIES OUT OF THE RING! Tig turns back to face TLA as he charges in CAUGHT AS HE’S DROPPED WITH THE ARM DRAG!
Stew-O: TLA HOLDS THE ARM FOR THE ARMBAR AS HE FOCUSES ON THE ARM! TLA is wrenching the arm as Tig is trying to roll out of the hold! There’s no submissions and TLA can keep this hold in as long as he wants, no matter if he grabs the ropes! Where’s he going to go? How’s he going to get out of the hold?
Deadprez: Look! Donny’s coming back into the ring! Donny starts to get on the apron BUT TLA RUSHES IN AS HE STRIKES WITH A SHOOT KICK RIGHT INTO THE STOMACH! DONNY FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE AS TLA TURNS BACK TO TIG, WHO’S GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET! TLA forces Tig into the corner as he starts landing shots into his ribs BEFORE WHIPPING HIM ACROSS THE RING INTO THE GLASS TABLE!
Stew-O: THE TABLE DOESN’T SHATTER THOUGH! THE TABLE STANDS FIRM AS TIG KELLY LIES ON IT! TLA gets pissed about this CHARGES IN FOR THE SPEAR! TIG PUNTS TLA RIGHT IN THE FACE AS HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES! Tig charges in AS TLA CATCHES HIM AND SPINS HIM AROUND TO DROP HIM ON HIS KNEE FOR THE TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!
Deadprez: Donny is getting a glass table as he looks to set up his own, but TLA turns and notices! TLA slides outside the ring as he grabs Donny from behind SLAMMING HIS HEAD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE POST! JESUS! THAT THUD WAS HARD! Donny is down on the floor as TLA comes back into the ring LANDING KICKS TO THE BACK OF TIG! TLA drops down and locks Tig in the bulldog headlock as he turns his head to try and wear him down! Tig continues to get stuck in these situations and if it continues, we could be seeing the beginning of the end!
Stew-O: Watch this though! Tig Kelly fights his way to his feet LANDING ELBOWS INTO THE STOMACH OF TLA TO TRY AND GET HIM OUT! TIG IS ABLE TO GET OUT AS HE RUNS THE ROPES! Tig rebounds as TLA goes for the lariat BUT TIG DUCKS UNDER IT! Tig rebounds again as he comes back BUT TLA KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! He rebounds off the ropes BUT DONNY PULLS HIS FEET OUT FROM UNDER HIM AS TLA FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE!
Deadprez: Tig rushes in to take care of Donny BUT DONNY STRIKES WITH AN ELBOW AS HE ENTERS THE RING! Tig bends down holding his face AS DONNY HITS THE NAMEDROPPER! NO! TIG SPINS HIM AROUND AS HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES! Donny rebounds RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK FLUSH ON HIS CHIN BY TIG KELLY! Tig rolls to the outside as he catches The New Breed Champion! Tig takes TLA over to the steel steps SLAMMING HIS HEAD INTO THEM! Tig climbs up the steps as he takes TLA up with him! What is this man thinking?
Stew-O: I don’t know, but he has something in mind! Tig Kelly looks down to the opened table near them as he hooks TLA! TIG IS LOOKING TO SUPLEX TLA ONTO THAT TABLE FROM THE STEEL STEPS! TIG LIFTS HIM UP! THIS COULD BE AN ELIMINATION! TLA FLOATS DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR! HE SURVIVES! TLA PULLS THE LEGS OUT FROM UNDER TIG AS HE LANDS FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEPS!
Deadprez: TLA starts his way back into the ring BUT DONNY RUSHES IN FOR THE ELBOW TO MAKE TLA FALL ON AN OPENED GLASS TABLE! TLA SLIDES UNDER HIM AS HE DARTS OVER TO THE ROPES! TLA rebounds back RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF DONNY! DIAMOND’S EDGE! URANAGE DRIVES TLA INTO THE CANVAS AS DONNY DIAMOND HAS THE CONTROL ON HIS SIDE!
Stew-O: Donny looks over to the table on the turnbuckle as he looks down to TLA! Donny lifts up TLA AS HE WHIPS TLA OVER TO THE GLASS TABLE! TLA SPINS OUT AS HE THROWS DONNY INTO THE TABLE! THE TABLE DOESN’T SHATTER, BUT MUCH MORE AND IT WILL FOR SURE! TLA looks around to the ecstatic crowd as he taunts BEFORE RUSHING IN! BURNOUT! CANNONBALL SENTON RIGHT INTO DONNY! THE TABLE SHATTERS! DONNY IS OUT AS BOTH MEN LIE IN THE CARNAGE FROM THAT GLASS TABLE!
Ring Announcer: Donny Diamond has been eliminated!
Deadprez: Donny Diamond is out and TLA has already taken a lot from that move! TIG SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AS HE STANDS UP TO SEE THE WRECKAGE AS HE COCKS A GRIN! Tig Kelly bends down and pulls TLA out of the wreckage as he goes over to the turnbuckle where a table sits before it! Tig throws TLA on the turnbuckle as he climbs with him! This could be it for TLA!
Stew-O: WE COULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPION, PREZ! Tig turns around HOOKING THE HEAD OF TLA! TIG CALLS FOR THE KILL CONFIRMED CUTTER! HE’S AIMING FOR THE TABLE! THIS COULD BE IT! NO! TLA TURNS TIG AROUND AS HE HITS HIM WITH A HEADBUTT! TLA HITS HIM AGAIN… AND AGAIN… AND AGAIN CAUSING TIG TO TEETER ON THE TURNBUCKLE!
Deadprez: TLA stands up as he pulls Tig in MOTIONING FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROYER! DON’T DO THIS TLA! DON’T DO IT! TLA FLIPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! SUPER MEXICAN DESTROYER INTO THE GLASS TABLE RIGHT ON TIG’S HEAD! RING THE BELL! IT’S OVER!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“i” by Kendrick Lamar plays in the background as TLA pushes himself back up as the referee hands him the New Breed Championship and raises his hand high in the air as TLA raises the title.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND STTTTTTIIILLLLLLLLLL NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW BRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEDDDDD CHHHHHAAAMMMMPPPPIIIOOOONNNN… TTT-LLL-AAA!!!
Stew-O: TLA has done it! Against all the odds that was poised against him, he retained his New Breed Championship against two game competitors in a match as hellacious as Glass Tables!
Deadprez: TLA did it and you know that Tig Kelly and Donny Diamond must be pissed about the outcome in this match, but we will wait until after everything settles!
(TLA walks out of the ring with the New Breed Championship on his shoulder as both Donny Diamond and Tig Kelly sit in the heap of glass from the tables.)
( Camera cuts backstage to a locker room door with the nameplate stating “Carlos Rosso” as reporters are gathered around it….. )
( Soon after that, Carlos Rosso exits the room wearing his ring gear and ignores the reporters swarming him and asking him questions. Carlos Rosso walks down the hallway and approaches the interview area where Fox Sports reporter Michael Belfort is standing by in a fancy suit awaiting Carlos Rosso for an interview. Carlos walks on set of the interview space. )
Michael Belfort: Thank you for your time, Mr. Rosso. Tonight you have a championship match scheduled complely suited to your element against the National Elite Champion–
Deadprez: WHAT THE HELL???? CARLOS IS STRUCK FROM BEHIND!!!
( Rhaegar is standing over Carlos Rosso with a steel chain in his hand, and he wraps the chain around Carlos’ throat as Michael Belfort calls for help )
Stew: RHAEGAR IS STRANGLING ROSSO! ROSSO IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, BUT HE’S FADING QUICKLY! RHAEGAR HITS PUNCHES TO THE HEAD OF ROSSO AND DRAGS HIM UP FROM THE GROUND….. OH MY GOSH!!!! CARLOS IS DRIVEN HEADFIRST STRAIGHT THROUGH THE SCREEN AS AN ELECTRICAL CURRENT PASSES THROUGH AND SENDS SPARKS EXPLODING FROM THE SCREEN!!! CARLOS IS ROLLING ON THE GROUND YELLING IN PAIN, AND RHAEGAR HITS A PUNT KICK TO THE SKULL!!!!!!!
????: ENOUGH!!! THAT’S ENOUGH!!!!!
( Security rushes up to the scene and they completely surround Rhaegar, backing him away from Carlos as Dynasty General Manager Sebastian Monroe is on the scene )
Sebastian Monroe: GET HIM OUT OF HERE!!!!! GET RHAEGAR OUT OF THIS BUILDING!!!! THAT’S AN AUTOMATIC SUSPENSION!!!! WE NEED SOME HELP FOR CARLOS DAMN IT! GET SOME GODDAMNED HELP! HURRY UP!
( Monroe kneels over Carlos who’s still shouting and swearing in pain as several paramedics rush to the scene and come to his aid. The scene comes to a close soon after. )
( i.imgur.com/2qCXfHa.png is displayed on the titantron to signal the match starting as the ring announcer enters the middle of the ring. )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a GLASS DEATHMATCH!!! The rules are as follows: This match is contest under no-disqualification, no-count-out rules, with glass weapons being sanctioned in this match. The only way to win is by making your opponent unable to stand within ten seconds!
(“Spacegrass” by Clutch echoes around the arena as Tyler Parker steps out to the crowd with a hooded black-and-pink jacket in his black-and-pink attire as the crowd cheers as he takes off his hood to taunt to the crowd while entering the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from San Diego, California… weighing in at 213 pounds… “The Face of Dynasty Wrestling” TYYLLLEERRRR PAARRRKKEEERRRR!!!
Deadprez: We’re going to keep you guys updated on the condition of Carlos Rosso! That was an unpredictable assault to say the very least! But right now we’ve got more pressing matters to attend to… Tyler Parker is here and met with the standing ovation from this Brooklyn crowd here tonight in what will be one of the most barbaric wars that he has ever stepped into in his entire career!
Stew-O: This is the first time that anyone has contested under the Glass Deathmatch rules and Tyler has been in uncharted waters before, but this has to be the most unknown that he has been in.
(“Drink The Water” by Justin Cross fills through the crowd as a green light basks all around the stage and ring as Jaywalker steps out in his war-attire with war paint on his face as he has a cold stare on his face as he walks down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, he is from Gaia… weighing in at 260 pounds… “The Calamity” JAAYYYWWAAALLKKKEERRRR!!!
Stew-O: Jaywalker, probably one of the most successful and intimidating figures in wrestling, has brought this fight to Tyler Parker! He assaulted Tyler during The Brand Rampage and now, he enters a match that not even he himself has been in before!
Deadprez: Yes, but this is Jaywalker we are talking about, Stew! Whatever situation he finds himself in, he has shown to overcome and stand tall against! With the primal attitude of Jaywalker too, this is definitely a match that Jaywalker will go all-in for!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: It’s time! These two are ready to go at it as Tyler Parker walks towards the center of the ring while saying insult to Jaywalker AS JAY RUNS IN AND LANDS FISTS RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF TYLER AS HE IS FIRING OFF WITH VICIOUSNESS! JAY IS STRIKING OVER AND OVER UNTIL HE FORCES TYLER INTO THE CORNER! Jay continues his beating as he is working all over the ribs of Tyler with those punches as he wants to keep on Tyler as much as possible, keeping him corner and at his total control! That’s the man that Tyler Parker faces tonight, Prez! He faces a vicious barbarian that’s not going to take anything from this man!
Deadprez: Jaywalker pulls Tyler out of the corner TOSSING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A LARIAT! Tyler falls to the floor as Jaywalker follows! Tyler picks himself up BUT IS MET WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT BY JAY AS TYLER FALTERS BACK! Jay continues to strike with European uppercuts until they reach the stage WHERE TYLER STRIKES WITH A KICK TO THE GUT OF JAYWALKER! TYLER IS ABLE TO GET A SHOT IN!
Stew-O: Tyler grabs Jay by the head HOOKING HIM FOR ACROSS THE PARK ALREADY! JAY SPINS OUT AS HE SLAMS TYLER BY HIS HEAD ONTO THE STEEL RAMPWAY! THE METALLIC CLANK FROM THAT WAS NASTY! Jaywalker brings Tyler to his feet before striking with another punch to send Tyler reeling back into the steel steps! Jay grabs Tyler by the head SLAMMING HIS HEAD INTO THE STEEL STEPS! TYLER HOLDS HIS FACE IN PAIN AS JAYWALKER THROWS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!
Deadprez: Jaywalker slides back in as Tyler picks himself up GRABBING TYLER BY THE WAIST AND SHOULDER CHARGING HIM INTO THE CORNER! JAY HAS TYLER TRAPPED IN THE CORNER ONCE AGAIN! Jay continues blasting Tyler with body shots before pulling him out DROPPING HIM TO THE CANVAS WITH A HEAVY HAYMAKER RIGHT IN HIS FACE! Jay follows up with a stomp right into the stomach of Tyler before pulling him back up AND THROWING HIM OUTSIDE THE RING ONCE AGAIN!
Stew-O: Jaywalker has remained in firm control of this match, just punishing Tyler Parker throughout this contest! Tyler might have been in over his head going into this match! Jaywalker grabs Tyler by the waist again SHOULDER CHARGING HIM RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! Jay hooks Tyler by the head as he turns around LIFTING TYLER UP AND DROPPING HIM SPINE-FIRST ONTO THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE! JAY ALMOST BROKE TYLER’S BACK RIGHT THERE AS TYLER FALLS OUT TO THE CROWD! THE REFEREE IS STARTING HIS COUNT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Deadprez: Tyler starts to move as he tries to pick himself up on his feet…
Referee: THHHRRREEE!!!… FOOOUUURRR!!!…
Deadprez: TYLER GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AS JAY GRABS HIM AND PULLS HIM BACK FROM THE CROWD! TYLER STRIKES WITH AN ELBOW TO HIS FACE AS HE STARTS TO MOUNT AN OFFENSE OF THE CALAMITY! TYLER CONTINUES FIRING ELBOW TO TRY AND GET BACK INTO THE MATCH! JAY CATCHES ONE! HE THROWS TYLER RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS AS TYLER COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR! THE REFEREE COUNTS AGAIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!…
Stew-O: Tyler crawls on the steel steps as he starts to use them to help get to his feet!
Referee: FOOOUUURRR!!!… FIIIVVVEEE!!!…
Stew-O: TYLER STANDS BACK UP AGAIN AS JAY POSSIBLY KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN! Jaywalker throws Tyler Parker back into the ring as he slides right back into the ring as he stalks his opponent in the corner as he waits for him to get back up! Tyler pushes on the mat until he gets himself up as he turns to try and find Jay ONLY TO BE MET BY HIS BOOT BEING THRUST RIGHT INTO HIS FACE WITH THE BIG BOOT!
Deadprez: TYLER ISN’T STAYING DOWN THOUGH! Tyler rolls back to his feet as Jay goes back to teeing off on his skull with punches! Jaywalker forces Tyler into the ropes WHIPPING HIM ACROSS THE RING! Tyler rebounds and Jay rushes in MET WITH A ROLLING ELBOW BY TYLER PARKER RIGHT TO HIS JAW! JAY IS REELING AS TYLER BOUNCES BACK ON THE ROPES AGAIN!
Stew-O: JAY CATCHES HIM AS HE SPINS BACK FOR THE DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER TO PLANT TYLER ON HIS BACK! Jay stands by at the ready WITH THE REFEREE MAKING THE COUNT ONCE AGAIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!…
Stew-O: Tyler Parker is fighting to get back to his feet as Jaywalker is just waiting for him to do so!
Referee: FOOOUUURRR!!!… FIIIVVVEEE!!!…
Deadprez: TYLER STANDS UP AS JAY RUNS IN AND HITS THE RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO SEND TYLER BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Jaywalker gets up as Tyler is trying to stand back up! Jay walks to the outside and looks under the ring GRABBING A GLASS SINGAPORE CANE AS HE ENTERS BACK INTO THE RING WITH IT! THE WEAPONS ARE COMING INTO PLAY, FOLKS!
Stew-O: Jaywalker enters back into the ring with the cane as Tyler is up! Don’t turn around, Tyler! Tyler is turning! WATCH OUT! SINGAPORE CANE STRIKES ON THE HEAD OF TYLER BY JAYWALKER AS A GLASS EXPLOSION HAS JUST WENT OFF! TYLER DROPS TO HIS KNEES AS JAY GOES BEHIND HIM! JAY WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND THE NECK OF TYLER AS HE LOCKS HIS ARM BACK! JAY HAS THE CROSSFACE CHICKENWING LOCKED IN!
Deadprez: JAYWALKER IS LOOKING TO CHOKE OUT TYLER RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! HE IS WRENCHING THAT HOLD AS HE IS JUST RELISHING THIS AS TYLER REACHES OUT TO TRY AND FIND SOME SORT OF LEVERAGE TO GET HIMSELF OUT! TYLER CONTINUES TO TRY… HE STILL FIGHTING… BUT TYLER STARTS TO FADE! JAYWALKER RELEASES THE HOLD AS HE YELLS AT THE REFEREE TO COUNT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!…
Deadprez: Tyler moves his arm a bit, but he hasn’t made much progress! He’s trying to get up though!
Referee: FOOOUUURRR!!!… FIIIVVVEEE!!… SIIIXXX!!!…
Stew-O: TYLER IS AT A KNEE BUT JAY KNOWS HE WILL GET UP EVENTUALLY! JAY GRABS TYLER AND THROWS HIM OUTSIDE THE RING AS HE FOLLOWS! Jaywalker looks under the ring once more AS HE PULLS OUT A GLASS TABLE AS THE BARCLAYS CENTER HAS JUST BEEN GIVEN A SENSE OF DREAD FROM THIS! Jaywalker opens the table and places it in front of the announce table as he starts to remove the contents from the top of our announce table! What is he doing?
Deadprez: I don’t know, but he must have something sinister in mind! Jay grabs one of the monitors from our announce table as he turns over to a rising Tyler Parker! Tyler turns AND GETS BLAST WITH A SHOT FROM THE MONITOR RIGHT INTO HIS HEAD! TYLER DROPS DOWN LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS AS JAY DROPS THE MONITOR ON THE FLOOR! Jaywalker hoist Tyler back up to his feet as he throws Tyler on our announce table!
Stew-O: Jay climbs up on the table as he grabs Tyler by the head, lifting him up THROWING HIM UP IN THE AIR FOR THE SECOND SACRIFICE! WAIT… JAYWALKER HAS TURNED TO THAT GLASS TABLE! JAY IS GOING TO THROW TYLER OFF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE AND ONTO THE GLASS TABLE WITH THAT SECOND SACRIFICE! DON’T DO IT! THIS MAN HAS A LIFE TO LIVE, JAY!
Deadprez: TYLER SQUIRMS AS HE DROPS DOWN ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! Tyler spins Jay around as he kicks him in the gut LIFTING HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE POWERBOMB! TYLER THROWS JAYWALKER OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH THE POWERBOMB THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE! BAH GAWD! TYLER HAS JUST SENT JAYWALKER INTO A HEAP OF GLASS AS HE COULD BE DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!…
Deadprez: Jaywalker rolls on the glass shards as he starts to try and pick himself up!
Referee: FOOOUUURRR!!!… FIIIVVVEEE!!!… SIIIXXX!!!…
Stew-O: Jaywalker goes to the steel steps as he is starts to get back to his feet as Tyler sees this and starts to line him up!
Referee: SEEEVVVEEENNN!!!…
Stew-O: JAYWALKER GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE TURNS TO TYLER RUNNING IN FOR THE KICK INTO THE STEPS! JAY INTERCEPTS AS HE KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AS HE WHIPS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS! TYLER SPINS AS HE HOOKS JAY IN FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE FLOOR INTO THOSE GLASS SHARDS! Tyler picks himself up WHILE THE REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!…
Deadprez: Jaywalker starts to move as he tries to pick himself up!
Referee: FOOOUUURRR!!!… FIIIVVVEEE!!!… SIIIXXX!!!…
Stew-O: Jaywalker crawls over to the apron as he starts to pull himself up as Tyler prepares for him to get to his feet AS HE GRABS THE STEEL STEPS AND AIMS FOR HIM!
Referee: SEEEVVVEEENNN!!!…
Deadprez: JAYWALKER GETS UP AS TYLER RAMS THE STEEL STEPS TO THE BACK OF JAY’S SKULL! Jay drops to the ground AS TYLER BLASTS THE STEPS INTO HIS SPINE REPEATEDLY OVER AND OVER BEFORE THROWING THEM DOWN AND SITTING ON THE STEPS AS THE REFEREE COUNTS FOR JAY!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!…
Deadprez: Jay shows motion as he stirs to pick himself up to his feet!
Referee: FOOOUUURRR!!!… FIIIVVVEEE!!!… SIIIXXX!!!…
Stew-O: Tyler watches as Jay starts to push himself up to his feet as he stands back up as he watches what unfolds!
Referee: SEEEVVVEEENNN!!!… EIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!….
Stew-O: JAYWALKER STANDS BACK UP AS TYLER GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND AND THROWS HIM INTO THE RING! Tyler goes under the ring and he looks for something PULLING OUT A GLASS CHAIR! Jaywalker starts to get to his feet as Tyler slides in LIFTING THE CHAIR AS HE CRACKS IT ACROSS THE SKULL OF JAY! JAY KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AS TYLER DROPS THE CHAIR! JAY GRABS TYLER BY THE THROAT AS YOU CAN SEE THE UNBRIDLED FURY OF THE CALAMITY BURNING A HOLE INTO THE LIEGE OF LIGHT!
Deadprez: JAY LIFTS TYLER IN THE AIR! CHOKEBOMB RIGHT DEAD INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING! JAYWALKER HAS TAKEN BACK CONTROL FROM TYLER PARKER AS HE DOESN’T SEEM FINISHED! Jaywalker paces around the fallen Tyler, laughing as he stomps on the fingers of Tyler! Tyler winces and holds his hand as Jaywalker continues as he stomps on the back of Tyler’s leg!
Stew-O: Jaywalker is picking Tyler Parker apart with these stomps as he continues circling around like a vulture to a carcass stomping on his shoulder blade! Jay grabs the arms of Tyler as he has him in the back PULLING HIM UP AS HE STOMPS HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! JAYWALKING HAS BEEN HIT AS TYLER COULD BE OUT FROM THE MATCH! Jaywalker walks away AS THE REFEREE STARTS BACK ON THE COUNT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!…
Deadprez: Tyler Parker starts to move towards the turnbuckle as Jaywalker walks outside to where he goes under the ring GRABBING A SECOND GLASS CHAIR!
Referee: FOOOUUURRR!!!… FIIIVVVEEE!!!… SIIIXXX!!!…
Stew-O: Jaywalker enters back to the ring as Tyler starts to use the turnbuckle to get to his feet!
Referee: SEEEVVVEEENNN!!!… EIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!…
Deadprez: TYLER GETS TO HIS FEET AS HE GROGGILY FALTERS BACK TO TURN RIGHT INTO THE GLASS CHAIR SHOT BY JAYWALKER AS THE GLASS SHATTERS FROM THE CHAIR! LOOK! TYLER IS STARTING TO POUR BLOOD FROM HIS FOREHEAD AS HE STARTS TO FIGHT HIS WAY TO HIS FEET!
Stew-O: Jaywalker turns to the other glass chair with something devious in his mind as he starts to get a sinister smile on his face! Jay grabs the chair and opens it as he sets it in the center of the ring as he turns back to Tyler! Jaywalker grabs Tyler LIFTING HIM IN THE AIR FOR THE SECOND SACRIFICE! HE ISN’T GOING TO DO IT? HE WON’T!
Deadprez: OH, HE WILL! THIS IS JAYWALKER, STEW! SECOND SACRIFICE RIGHT INTO THE OPENED GLASS CHAIR AS THE GLASS EXPLODES ALL OVER THE RING! JAYWALKER HAS JUST TAKEN OUT TYLER AS THIS HAS TO BE IT! JAYWALKER HAS TO HAVE WON THIS RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW! THE REFEREE STARTS THE COUNT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!…
Deadprez: Tyler Parker hasn’t made a move as Jaywalker just stands there and watches to assure that Tyler is finished!s
Referee: FOOOUUURRR!!!… FIIIVVVEEE!!!… SIIIXXX!!!…
Stew-O: TYLER MOVES! TYLER CRAWLS TO THE RING ROPES AS HE STARTS TO USE THEM TO CLIMB TO HIS FEET! CAN HE MAKE IT!
Referee: SEEEVVVEEENNN!!!… EIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!… NIIINNNEEE!!!…
Stew-O: TYLER IS UP ON HIS FEET! TYLER IS BARELY STANDING AS HE’S USING THE ROPES AS CRUTCH! JAY IS STUNNED JUST LIKE THIS BROOKLYN CROWD AS THEY EXPLODED INSTANTLY WHEN HE STOOD TO HIS FEET! WITH BLOOD PAINTING A CRIMSON MASK ON THE FACE OF TYLER, HE LIFTS UP HIS HANDS! TYLER FLIPS OFF JAYWALKER! TYLER FIGURATIVELY SPITS IN THE FACE OF JAYWALKER WITH THAT HAND GESTURE!
Deadprez: JAYWALKER IS FURIOUS AS HE RUSHES IN FOR THE LARIAT TO THROW TYLER TO THE OUTSIDE! TYLER CATCHES HIS ARM AS HE SPINS OUT TO WHIP JAY BACK IN FOR THE SHORT-ARM LARIAT! TYLER STARTS TO GET FIRED UP AS THE BARCLAYS CENTER RISES UP WITH A MASSIVE OVATION! JAYWALKER JUMPS TO HIS FEET AND CHARGES IN BUT TYLER CATCHES HIM AS HE THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING!
Stew-O: Tyler walks out of the ring as he follows Jaywalker GRABBING HIS HEAD AND SLAMMING IT ON THE BARRICADE! TYLER CONTINUES TO THE STEEL STEPS AS HE BASHES JAY’S HEAD INTO THEM ALSO! TYLER ISN’T EVEN CLOSE TO FINISHED! Tyler paces over to our announce table POUNDING JAY’S HEAD INTO IT! TYLER DOES IT AGAIN… AND AGAIN… AND AGAIN… AND AGAIN! TYLER PULLS JAY UP AND HOOKS HIM FROM BEHIND! ACROSS THE PARK!
Deadprez: NO! JAY SPINS OUT AND SHOVES TYLER RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE POST FACE-FIRST! WITH THAT ALREADY BLEEDING FACE, TYLER HAS TO BE KNOCKED OUT COLD FROM THAT SHOT! HE MUST BE DONE!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!…
Deadprez: Jaywalker isn’t going to take this for granted as he moves over to the steel steps used from earlier and lifts them up as he waits for Tyler Parker!
Referee: FOOOUUURRR!!!… FIIIVVVEEE!!!… SIIIXXX!!!…
Stew-O: Tyler grabs the apron as he starts to climb back to his feet as Jaywalker is ready for him to stand back up!
Referee: SEEEVVVEEENNN!!!… EIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!… NIIINNNEEE!!!…
Stew-O: TYLER IS UP! JAY CHARGES IN WITH THE STEPS! TYLER TURNS! TYLER KICKS JAY IN THE STOMACH AS JAY FALLS RIGHT INTO THE CREVICE IN THE STEEL STEPS! Tyler shakes that shot to the turnbuckle post off as he looks to see Jaywalker where he is and gets an idea in his head from his facial expression!
Deadprez: Tyler walks over to the ring as he looks under the ring GRABBING A GLASS TRIFORCE PANE! THIS IS REMINISCENT OF THE ONE HE BROUGHT TO THE GRAND RAMPAGE TWO YEARS AGO! Tyler walks over to Jaywalker as he turns Jay to where he faces up and raises it up HITTING THE GLASS TRIFORCE ON THE FACE OF JAY IN A CONCHAIRTO-STYLE MANEUVER!
Stew-O: JAY COLLAPSES DOWN ON THE FLOOR AS HE IS POURING BLOOD HIMSELF ALL OVER HIS FACE! TYLER FALTERS BACK INTO THE BARRICADE AS THE REFEREE MAKES THE COUNT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!…
Deadprez: Tyler gets up out of the corner as he starts to look under the ring GRABBING A GLASS TABLE AS A COUNTER-MEASURE FOR IF JAYWALKER ARISES FROM THIS!
Referee: FOOOUUURRR!!!… FIIIVVVEEE!!!… SIIIXXX!!!…
Stew-O: Tyler sets up the glass table as Jaywalker is using the steel steps to try and reach his feet!
Referee: SEEEVVVEEENNN!!!… EIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!… NIIINNNEEE!!!…
Deadprez: JAYWALKER STANDS BACK UP AS HE LEANS ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE TO KEEP HIMSELF THERE! BOTH MEN HAVE BLOOD ON THEIR FACES, HAVE BROKEN ONE ANOTHER IN WAYS UNIMAGINABLE, AND YET THEY STILL STAND FIGHTING UNTIL THE BITTER END! WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO PUT ONE OF THESE MEN AWAY FOR GOOD?
Stew-O: Tyler Parker leaves the glass table and bends down PICKING UP A GLASS SHARD! WHAT’S HE DOING? HE CAN’T BE… HE IS! TYLER PARKER IS GOING TO SLIT THE THROAT OF JAYWALKER! IN A WAY THAT JAY HAS DONE IN THE PAST, TYLER GRABS JAYWALKER! HE’S STARES HIM IN THE FACE AS HE AIMS FOR THE THROAT! WILL HE… JAYWALKER KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AS HE RIPS THE GLASS SHARD AWAY FROM HIM AS HE SHOVES HIM BACK INTO THE GLASS TABLE!
Deadprez: Jay looks down at the glass shard in his hand, cuts from his hand dripping blood on it! Will we see the old Throat Hunter? Will we see Jay go back to his roots and slice Tyler’s throat right here and now before our very eyes? Jay walks up to Tyler GRABBING HIM BY THE THROAT! HE’S GONNA DO IT! JAYWALKER IS GOING TO SLIT HIS THROAT RIGHT HERE BEFORE US, STEW!
Stew-O: NO! TYLER IS ABLE TO GET OUT OF DODGE AS HE KNOCKS THE GLASS SHARD AWAY AND HOOKS HIM IN! ACROSS THE PARK! HE’S AIMING FOR THAT GLASS TABLE TO PUT HIM IN AS WELL! ACROSS THE PARK THROUGH THE TABLE! TYLER PARKER HAS SENT JAYWALKER THROUGH THE TABLE! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! THE REFEREE IS COUNTING! THIS COULD BE THE END!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!…
Deadprez: Both men are still down, trying to fight their way to their feet, as Tyler Parker and Jaywalker are fighting to his feet!
Referee: FOOOUUURRR!!!… FIIIVVVEEE!!!… SIIIXXX!!!…
Stew-O: Tyler is the first to his feet as he starts to climb up using the apron as Jaywalker starts to crawl over to the announce table!
Referee: SEEEVVVEEENNN!!!… EIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!… NIIINNNEEE!!!…
Deadprez: TYLER GETS TO HIS FEET! HE’S ALIVE! JAYWALKER STANDS! BUT HE FALLS ON THE FLOOR ONCE AGAIN!
Referee: TEEENNN!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Spacegrass” by Clutch plays in the background as the referee holds the bloodied Tyler Parker’s arms in the air as he is barely standing.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… TYYLLLEERRRR PAARRRKKEEERRRR!!!
Stew-O: Tyler Parker has done it! Tyler has defeated Jaywalker in a barbaric and horrendous Glass Deathmatch! What a match to we have witnessed!
Deadprez: Both men gave it their all, fighting with tooth and nail to be the man on top, but Tyler Parker is the one that stands tall tonight and gains redemption!
(Tyler Parker up the ramp as Jaywalker is still trying to fight his way back to his feet, as the blood on both men has dried with the carnage of glass.)
( Recap to earlier in the night… displaying the events that took place in the pre-show)
Stew: Well ladies and gentlemen for those who weren’t here earlier in this afternoon at 5:30 est, Alex Anderson faced the man formerly known as “The Franchise Demon”, JAY OMEN in a one one on match and in a SHOCKING upset, Jay Omen was able to score a pinfall via roll up against a man who only a month ago was the DYNASTY WORLD CHAMPION!
Deadprez: And to add on to that, after the match Alex Anderson revealed shocking news when he formally announced his retirement from professional wrestling! Since then the news has been making rounds everywhere on many different social media platforms.
Stew: And we can now confirm to you all that Alex Anderson has been GRANTED release from his contract, and tonight was officially his last night on Dynasty Wrestling. A shocking and unexpected development to say the least.
( Camera cuts backstage again, this time Sebastian Monroe’s office as he’s speaking with a lead doctor )
Doctor: Mr. Rosso’s been rushed to a nearby medical facility for further evaluation. As it stands there’s not a chance he can compete tonight.
Monroe: I figured as much…
????: Then why don’t you cancel this match?
( Vance Tybull walks into the room holding his National Elite Championship over his shoulder )
Vance Tybull: Go ahead Monroe, CANCEL THE MATCH!
Monroe: What makes you think I’m going to do that, Vance?
Vance: BECAUSE I SAID SO! Since when did you get the authority to throw me in a “MMA STYLE TAIPEI DEATHMATCH” as if I EVER agreed to any of that!? You think I’m supposed to adhere to these ridiculous conditions!?
Monroe: I’m honestly surprised at you, Vance! You spoke on being Dynasty’s true and proud champion but you’re campaigning against defending your Championship?
Vance: Well my challenger isn’t exactly here tonight, so I just need to hear it from your mouth. TELL ME the match is cancelled!
Monroe: No, Mr. Tybull, it’s not. You have a replacement opponent instead, and you’re expected to be out there defending your championship when the time comes, am I understood?
( Vance starts breathing heavily, his eyes watering before he turns around and leaves the room in a rage )
(Camera cuts elsewhere backstage as we see Trent Yoder sitting in a hallway, and nearby is his 7 year old son.)
Yoder’s son: Dad Cheer up, go out there and win a match tonight.
Trent Yoder: Son, daddy doesn’t have a match tonight, and at this point probably wont have one again to be honest with you.
Son: Dad you are my hero! if you didn’t wrestle I wouldn’t have a reason to watch Dynasty.
Yoder: Son. your dad doesn’t have it anymore. I don’t think I want to keep pretending like it’s not time to call it quits. The longer I wait to hang it up the more I will tarnish my reputation. It’s over bud.
(Mark Michaels and Angelo Brando walk up to the scene holding their phones, on social media while talking to each other)
Mark Michaels: Brando why don’t you calm your little fruitcup ass down? Do you HONESTLY think anyone believes you?
Angel Brando: I don’t need to you believe me because its true!
Michaels: BULLSHIT! You did NOT get DM’d nudes from my girl!
Brando: I slid right into her DM’s, pal. You should know better than to date instagram thots. (smirk)
Michaels: NO WAY, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Trent: (covering his son’s ears) Yo!
Brando: Hold on I’m scrolling through my DM’s right now, this one’s from wayyy back… THERE SHE IS!
( Brando presents his phone showing the blurred out images of Mark Michaels’ nude girlfriend, and Mark Michaels looks on in shock )
Michaels: I’M GONNA KILL THAT BITCH!
Brando: HAHAHA! YOU DATED A THOT! A STRAIGHT THOT!
( Trent Yoder stands up, outraged )
Trent: YO! YOU GUYS! Not around my son, man! There’s a kid!
Brando: I don’t give a fuck :S
Michaels: Hey asshole, he said not around his son!
Brando: Shut up! (to Trent Yoder’s son) Hey little man, your father might be a complete loser who’s not even good enough to get on an FPV match, but at least you can root for me right? 😀 Are you ready to see me win the Tag Team Championships!? I know you’re an Angelo Brando fan!
Yoder’s Son: Actually I like The Mercenaries (crs)
Brando: 😐 THOSE OLD FUCKS!? WHY!?
Trent: HEY, I’M NOT GONNA SAY IT AGAIN, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE AROUND MY KID!
Michaels: Yo Trent what even happened to you my man? You came from having victories over me to not even making it on the show! What happened to your drive, your desire, your passion? Where did it go?
Trent: Well….
Michaels: Look Trent, you might not have a relevant bone in your body right now, but I’m feeling charitable and I honestly feel sorry for you so I’ll cut you a deal: after I win the EAW Tag Team Championships I’ll be glad to give you a match against me on Dynasty for my half of the tag team belt! I mean look at it like this, if you beat me you get to be one half of the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Sure teaming with Brando is a downgrade from teaming with A-Will, but at least you’ll be carrying gold for once!
Trent: …………………….You know what, pick the place and time and we will do this. I’m not gonna let you punks disrespect me in front of my son, and if I can’t put you in your place maybe I don’t need to be wrestling anymore. I don’t want anything but the best of you because that’s what you will get from me.
Mark: Shake on it!
(Mark Michaels and Trent Yoder shake heads and Michaels winks at him before he and Brando walk off, leaving Trent behind looking on. )
( Camera cuts back to the arena and the National Elite Championship graphic appears on the screen )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “Piss” – Pantera hits as Vance Tybull walks through the curtain and down the ramp with his National Elite Championship over his shoulder )
Deadprez: Well folks it’s now time for ANOTHER title match of the five title match we’ve got on the card tonight, this time for the National Elite Championship!
( Recap shows the events that took place earlier backstage )
Stew: It’s been a hectic night already for the National Elite title scene! We were originally supposed to see this young man, Vance Tybull go one on one with Carlos Rosso but as you can see here Carlos was ATTACKED out of vengeance and spite by Rhaegar! Rhaegar was perhaps looking for his payback after being beaten down by Rosso in a brawl just eight days ago on Dynasty, and because of this Rhaegar sent Rosso THROUGH A MONITOR! Rosso had to be sent to a nearby medical facility and Rhaegar as we now have learned is NOT in the building!
Deadprez: And much to the dismay of Vance Tybull, he’s still competing tonight! Tybull disagreed vehemently about even competing in this match due to the stipulations, but it appears we will still see a Taipei Deathmatch this evening. The question is… against who?
( “Piss” dies down and Vance Tybull is circling the ring, huffing and puffing with his nostrils flaring in rage as he awaits his opponent )
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( Maylene and the Sons of Disaster – “Step Up (I’m On It)” hits … the crowd goes into a frenzy as it is revealed TIG KELLY is the replacement and he walks out to the stage with a head bandage on, and stares down Vance Tybull like a predator before making his way to the ring. )
Deadprez: OOHHHHH MYYYY!!!
Stew: IT SEEMS TIG KELLY WILL HAVE HIS SHOT AT REDEMPTION FOLLOWING THAT GLASS TABLES MATCH EARLIER TONIGHT, AND LOOK AT THE FIRE IN HIS EYES PREZ!
Deadprez: He is absolutely PRIMED right now, as if he never went through a glass table at all!! Vance Tybull is still WELL in the advantage because let me tell you, you don’t just “Shake off” being sent through a glass table, I don’t care who you are! However we’re talking about a young man with a lethal MMA record overseas; you can argue Tig Kelly is COMPLETELY in his element with this match!
( Tig’s music dies down… Vance Tybull has his fists wrapped in gauze with glue and glass applied to it by one official, and Tig Kelly stands at the corner giving Vance a menacing look as he has his fists wrapped. The Ring Announcer steps into the ring. )
Ring Announcer: This following contest is scheduled for one fall… and is a TAAAAAAIIIIIIPEEEEEEEEEEIII DEATHMATCH FOR THE NATIONAAAAAAAAALLLL EEEEEEELLLLIIIIIIIIIIITE CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOONSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!! …… This contest will be scheduled in MIXED MARTIAL ARTS RULES, allowing FIVE ROUNDS lasting FIVE MINUTES! This contest can end by knock out, submission and can also end by points! Introducing first, he is the NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIOOOOOOOONNN… VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE TYBUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
And his opponent… from GALWAY, IRELAND WEIGHING 212 POOOOUNNDSSS…. “THE ENDER” TIIIIIIIIIIG KEEELLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
( Vance Tybull suddenly shakes away the official wrapping his fists, dropping the gauze to the floor and getting into Tig’s face )
Vance: I DON’T NEED ANY PUSSY GAUZE TO FACE YOU, YOU HEAR ME!? YOU’RE NOTHING TO ME! YOU’RE FUCKING NOTHING!
( The referee backs Vance away from his opponent and hands the NE title to a worker as he calls for the bell. )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: Our judges are watching from the sidelines at the timekeepers area watching this match intently… Tybull and Tig Kelly close in on each other… IMMEDIATE BODY SHOTS BY TIG KELLY SEND THOSE GLASS COVERED FISTS RIGHT INTO THE BODY OF TYBULL!!!!! TIG COMES OUT OF THE GATE WITH SOME FOREARMS TO THE FACE, BUT VANCE TACKLES TIG TO THE GROUND! VANCE IS CHOOSING TO FIGHT WITHOUT THESE GLOVES HERE AND HE’S LEARNING QUICKLY THAT HE’S MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE, AS HE’S ALREADY BLEEDING FROM HIS TORSO — TIG CATCHES TYBULL WITH A TRIANGLE CHOKE!!!!! THE REFEREE WATCHES CLOSELY, AND VANCE IS CIRCLING HIMSELF TRYING TO GET OUT OF IT BY ANY MEANS!
Deadprez: Vance just narrowly escapes that hold with a few punches and Tig Kelly rushes to his feet… VANCE HITS A RUNNING KICK TO THE RIBS, AND A BIG TIME ELBOW HITS THE FACE OF KELLY! Kelly stumbles away holding his face and Vance closes in with his fists up… Vance swings for rights and lefts but TIG HITS A MASSIVE KICK TO THE THIGH SENDING VANCE PACING BACK… AND THERE’S SOME MORE STIFF LEG KICKS SENDING PAIN CIRCULATING UP AND DOWN TYBULL’S LEGS! TIG COMES OUT THE GATE WITH A DOUBLE LEG, BUT VANCE SPRAWLS DOWN HIS BACK AND SPINNERS AROUND HIS BACK — TIG COUNTERS THAT TWISTING AROUND WITH A BODY-SCISSORS FRONT GUILLOTINE!!! THE LEGS WRAPPED TIGHT AROUND TYBULLS’ TORSO, TYBULL IS ON HIS BACK NOW AND TIG YANKS BACK WITH THAT GUILLOTINE FRONT NECKLOCK WITH HIS FOREARM AS VANCE DOES EVERYTHING HE CAN TO BATTER PUNCHES INTO THE RIBS!!! VANCE IS CAUGHT IN A BAD, BAD WAY AS TIG YANKS BACK SOME MORE!!!!!!
Stew: THE OFFICIAL MIGHT NEED TO STOP THIS THING! VANCE IS PUNCHING AS MUCH AS HE CAN, AND THOSE PUNCHES ARE DEFINITELY GETTING TO TIG AS HE RELEASES THE BODY SCISSORS…. Now Tig stands up and sends a KNEE TO THE FACE OF TYBULL FOLLOWED BY SOME SHARP, PRECISE ELBOWS TO THE SKULL!!!! VANCE SCRAMBLES AWAY!!! TIG KELLY HAS BEEN DOMINANT THUS FAR, AND YOU CAN SEE CUTS AND BRUISES ALL OVER VANCE TYBULLS’ BODY ALREADY! Vance is dragging himself up… I don’t think we’ve ever seen Vance in a position like this! Tybull gets up and the referee briefs him… but VANCE SHOVES THE REFEREE OUT OF HIS WAY AND CHARGES AT TIG KELLY! TIG KEEPS HIS FISTS UP AND VANCE SWINGS FOR RIGHT, LEFT, LEFT-LEFT-RIGHT COMBINATION! TIG AVOIDS THOSE PUNCHES AND VANCE GOES FOR A LEFT HOOK, TIG DUCKS IT AND CRACKS HIM RIGHT IN THE JAW WITH A FEROCIOUS LEFT HOOK!!!!!! VANCE COLLAPSES TO HIS KNEES, TIG WITH THE MAFIA KICK!!!!!!!! HE’S KNOCKED OUT!!! VANCE IS KNOCKED OUT!!! NOW TIG HOVERS OVER AN UNCONSCIOUS TYBULL PUNCHING HIM OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER WITH HIS GLASS FISTS UNTIL THE REFEREE DIVES IN FRONT OF TIG TO STOP THE FIGHT!!!!!!! UN-REAL!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Tig Kelly rushes away from Tybull and jumps for joy and he licks the blood off his gauze covered fists and celebrates his victory )
Deadprez: SENSATIONAL!!!! THIS IS UNLIKE ANYTHING I COULD HAVE IMAGINED!
( The official brings the National Elite Championship into the ring and Vance Tybull is dragged to the corner, surrounded by medical workers and profusely bleeding while completely unresponsive. )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner by FIRST ROUND KNOCKOUT AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN….. “THE ENDER” TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG KELLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
( Maylene and the Sons of Disaster – “Step Up (I’m On It)” hits and Tig Kelly is handed the National Elite Championship as he drops to his knees and kisses the belt with a big grin on his face. )
Deadprez: TIG KELLY LIVES UP TO HIS NICKNAME OF OLD, COMPLETELY DOMINATING THE PERFECT RECORD OF VANCE TYBULL AND BRINGING IT TO A SCREECHING, CRASHING HALT!
Stew: THE UNDEFEATED VANCE TYBULL HAS BEEN BEEN BESTED, BUT NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD I HAVE EXPECTED HIM TO BE DOMINATED THE WAY HE HAS BEEN!!!! IN WHAT COULD BE ONE OF THE GREATEST COMEBACKS IN YEARS, TIG KELLY GOES FROM BEING ELIMINATED IN THE GLASS TABLES MATCH TO START THE NIGHT TO LEAVING THE NIGHT AS OUR NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!
Deadprez: I mean Tig COMPLETELY DOMINATED his opponent! For the better part of a year Vance Tybull has been nothing short of dominant, but all things must come to an end and who better to put such such a streak to an end than “THE ENDER” TIG KELLY! Congratulations!
(The camera pans over to the locker room area where Jacob Senn is getting his ring gear on as he puts on his gloves. Jacob stands up as he is faced with Lucian Black, with a stern look on his face.)
Lucian Black: You ready?
Jacob Senn: More than ready. I have been waiting for this moment for a while. Beating Brian Daniels for the World Heavyweight Championship? It will be some sweet justice for Dynasty Wrestling and to fix something around here. Speaking of fixing something, you best win tonight.
Lucian Black: Make no mistake about that, I’m going to knock Zack Crash back and forth around that ring and stop all of this once and for all! Just make sure that once Crash is out of power, we finally have the World Heavyweight Championship so that I can take it from you!
Jacob Senn: You wish, bud. You worry about you, and I’ll worry about me. Afterwards, we’ll see who walks out the victors! Good luck!
(Jacob Senn walks out as Lucian Black smirks before he leaves off in another direction of his own.)
( Cut back to the arena )
( The Tag Team Championships graphic appear on the screen as the Ring Announcer is standing at the center of the ring )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: This following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!! AND IS A GLASS GAUNTLET MATCH FOR THE EEEE AAAAA WWWW TAAAAAAG TEEEEEEEAM CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPPSSSS!!!!! This contest will begin with two teams squaring off and at five minute intervals, a new team will enter the match! Each team will be allowed to bring their own variation of glass-made weapons! This match can only be decided by pinfall or submission when ALL FIVE TEAMS are introduced into the match! Introducing first….. THEY ARE THE EEEEEE AAAAA WWWW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, THE TEAM OF HEART BREAK GAL AND Y2IMPACT…. THEEEEEEEE MERCENARRIEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!
( “Would” – Alice in Chains hits as The Mercenaries make their entrance with Heart Break Gal wearing a red hood/coat over her ring attire and the EAW Tag Team title around her waist, and Impact wears a matching set of tights, kickpads and boots to HBG with his title over his shoulder. They are sporting a pair of glass folding chairs with the HexaGun symbol on them, and they make their way down the aisle. )
Deadprez: Here they are! The Champions will start this match out tonight defending against FOUR other teams in what should be a heart pounding, high octane tornado of a match! The Mercenaries have been champs since Pain for Pride 8 when they defeated three other teams and were able to pick the right spots to come away with the win, but I don’t think there’s a betting man in sight who would risk the odds and bet the champs to retain tonight!
Stew: I’d certainly leave my money out of this match, this is TRULY any team’s match!
Ring Announcer: Their opponents!
( “Scream” by Adelita’s Way hits and JJ Silva and Chris Elite walk out, both carrying burlap sacks full of glass down to the ring as the crowd gives a BIG mixed reaction, in part by Chris Elite being a hometown hero and by their disdain for JJ Silva. )
Ring Announcer: Weighing in at a combined weight of 467 POOOOUNNDSSS…. REPRESENTING THE ICONOMYY…. THE TEAM OF JJJJJJJ JJJJJJJ SILVAAAAAAAAA AND BROOKLYN’S OWN, CHRRIIISSSSS EEEELIIIIITEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: You want to talk about a developing rivalry over the past number of weeks, look no further than Hexa Gun and The Iconomy! It’s been an up hill battle for Silva and his gang and there’s been plenty of internal struggles, but their main goal has been to establish themselves as the perennial faction in pro wrestling, and they know knocking off The Iconomy in some form or fashion takes them that much closer to establishing themselves as such!
Stew: So The Iconomy start off with The Mercenaries… as Y2Impact in the ring takes a corner, as does JJ Silva… and JJ Silva will be starting this contest with Heart Break Gal! The EAW Tag Team Championship contest begins rightaway LIVE from the Barclays Center!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Deadprez: Silva seems a little TOO eager to be in the ring with HBG! He’s screaming at her demanding she come and lock up with him as he offers a test of strength… HBG’s closing in on her opponent, but her veteran instincts suggest otherwise as she throws a shoot kick! Several more shoot kicks where that came from and a SLAP ACROSS THE FACE TO JJ SILVA! Silva turns around holding his face in disgust and he SWINGS AT HER, HBG ducks and hits several more shoot kicks and Silva’s brought down to a knee as she hooks an arm around his head and goes for a BULLDOG…. SILVA wrenches the arm from behind and yanks her in, but HBG COUNTERS FOR A CROSS ARMBREAKER SUBMISSION!!!! SILVA FRONTFLIPS TO THE GROUND AS HBG HAS THAT ARMBAR LOCKED IN, BUT SILVA NIPS UP TO HIS FEET, READJUSTS AND COUNTERS WITH THE PINNING BRIDGE.
Stew: Nope! Remember, the winner cannot be decided until all five teams are out here and that won’t be for a while! Silva lets HBG rise and she gets back up… he waistlocks her from behind and goes for a LEGTRAP BACK SUPLEX!! HBG flips backwards and lands on her feet behind Silva and leaps onto his back for the rear naked choke!!! Silva stumbles towards The Mercenary corner and Impact springs over the ropes, rushes across the ring and hits a RUNNING FOREARM knocking Chris Elite off his corner and SPRINTS BACK ACROSS THE RING HITTING A RUNNING DROPKICK INTO JJ SILVA! By no means is this a tag in and tag out contest, but these teams seem to be conserving their energy for when things REALLY hit the fan here and HBG steps back onto the ring apron “subbing out” for her partner while Impact pulls JJ Silva up to his feet… and connects with a LOUD dropkick! The boots hit the face real hard and Silva rolls out of the ring… NOW HERE COMES CHRIS ELITE, BUT HBG SPRINTS IN THE RING AND HITS A RUNNING DROPKICK! Elite stumbles back to the ropes and comes right back… IMPACT with the reverse atomic drop, and HBG gets back to the apron as Impact sweeps Elite down to the mat and hits the SLINGSHOT INTO A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE FROM THE HEART BREAK GAL!!!
Deadprez: Chris Elite is taken down by that… but HERE COMES JJ SILVA BACK IN THE RING WITH A GLASS CHAIR!!!!!! HBG TACKLES IMPACT TO THE GROUND BEFORE HE’S HIT FROM BEHIND WITH THAT GLASS CHAIR!!! Now The Mercenaries scatter, both rolling out of the ring as JJ Silva is in it all along wielding that glass chair and pacing around like a madman, begging for either of them to re enter the ring! The Mercenaries never entered the ring with their glass chairs, but it’s a big risk for either of them to re enter the ring now that Silva’s basically taken the ring over with The Mercenaries’ weapon in hand! The two of them slowly climb up the apron and Silva comes RUSHING AT HBG WITH THE GLASS CHAIR, BUT SHE HOPS OFF THE APRON JUST IN TIME! Now Silva wedges the glass chair in one of the corners of the ring between the second and third turnbuckle — HERE COMES CHRIS ELITE BLINDSIDING Y2IMPACT WITH A FOREARM! NOW HE HITS MULTIPLE STOMPS ON THE QUINTESSENTIAL CHAMPION AS WELL AS A FLURRY OF KICKS! Heart Break Gal comes after Elite for the save — JJ SILVA SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND CUTS HER OFF, CLEANING HER CLOCK WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Stew: Impact’s defenseless after being blindsided by Elite, and JJ Silva comes in and joins the party as the two of them begin double teaming Y2Impact right at ringside! Impact’s leaned against the barricade and he’s eating just a BARRAGE of stomps and kicks.. they both drag him up now and they hit a DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE SENDING IMP COLLAPSING TO HIS KNEES AND HOLDING HIS BACK IN PAIN! Now Elite drags Impact up and takes him over to our announce table and BASHES Impact’s face in the ring, and JJ Silva drags Heart Break Gal up and rolls her into the ring as HBG is recovering from that clothesline and getting back up to her feet… Silva comes in behind her and he grabs HBG from behind and IS ATTEMPTING TO DRIVE HER STRAIGHT INTO THE CORNER WHERE THAT GLASS CHAIR IS WEDGED!!!! HE SENDS HER TO THE CORNER — BUT HBG BASEBALL SLIDES IN FRONT OF IT! She rushes back up and JJ Silva comes at her, but she slides in between Silva’s legs and comes out the other end to hit a RUNNING ENZUIGIRI ON CHRIS ELITE!!! THAT SENDS ELITE OFF THE APRON!!!
Clock: 5….. 4….. 3….. 2….. 1…..
( “I Get Money” by 50 Cent hits as “The High Rollerz”, David Davidson and Jack Ripley come out to the ring carrying one ladder made ENTIRELY of glass over both of their shoulders to the ring )
Deadprez: Here come a hot young tag team that are competing at House of Glass in only their THIRD MATCH here on Dynasty Wrestling! David Davidson and Jack Ripley waltz down the ramp with that ladder made of glass! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a glass ladder before, but I guess you’ve got to be inventive in a match lIke this! These two young gentlemen are looking to win it all tonight by the roll of the dice! Elite is knocked off the apron after being hit with that enzuigiri and JJ Silva are currently exchanging holds in the ring with HBG currently snapping her in a side headlock… but HBG escapes that and has a wristlock held in, and sends Silva to the mat with an armdrag! Silva rolls out of the ring, turns around and THE HIGH ROLLERS DRIVE THEIR GLASS LADDER INTO THE RIBS OF JJ SILVA! Now they leave their glass ladder at ringside as Jack Ripley rushes at ringside and comes to blows with Y2Impact and David Davidson enters the ring with Heart Break Ga– HBG HITS THE TRAMP STAMP!!!!! A SURPRISE SUPERKICK FROM OUT OF NOWHERE RIGHT INTO THE JAW OF DAVIDSON!!!
Stew: Davidson’s STUNNED by that one! HBG’s got a HELL of a superkick, and she’s setting up for anothe– CHRIS ELITE TURNS HER AROUND FROM BEHIND! BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!! NO, HBG BACKBENDS FROM THE SUPERKICK AND ROLLS AWAY! She quickly gets back up and her and Elite circle the ring before closing in with a test of strength… and Elite drops to his back to hit a MONKEY FLIP! HBG COUNTERS HITTING A FRONT HANDSPRING, RUSHES TO THE CORNER AND SPRINGS OFF OF IT FOR A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY! CHRIS ELITE ROLLS THROUGH THE CROSSBODY HOWEVER AND HAS HER HELD FOR A FALLAWAY SLAM… AND SENDS HBG FLYING OUT OF THE RING CRASHING INTO A FIGHTING IMPACT AND JACK RIPLEY!!!!
Deadprez: DAVID DAVIDSON with a running spinning elbow to the back of the head takes Chris Elite down! Now Davidson hits several corkscrew elbow drops, each elbow drop with more rotations than the last! Davidson hits a third corkscrew elbow… and a fourth, with four rotations and he gets up dizzy as ever! Davidson drags Elite back up now… whips him to the ropes, ducks over for a back body drop but Elite counters with a kick to the face! Davidson stands up holding his face and Elite hits a spin kick to the midsection! There’s a KICK TO THE ARM! NOW A BIGGER KICK TO THE RIBS! Elite holds out his arms taunting for his hometown who are just eating up his loud kicks.. and he comes back at Davidson — DAVIDSON CUTS HIM OFF WITH A JUMPING KNEE TO THE FACE!!! Elite’s down to a knee and Davidson looks at the corner in front of him… now DAVIDSON SPRINTS UP THAT CORNER FOR PERHAPS A STEEL WHEEL MOONSAULT — BUT ELITE SPRINGS UP THAT TURNBUCKLE AND HITS A BACKSTABBER!!!!!!!!!!! AND JJ SILVA RUSHES UP THAT SAME TURNBUCKLE FROM THE APRON AND SIMULTANEOUSLY HITS A REVERSE FAMOUSER FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!!!!!! BACKSTABBER / FAMOUSER COMBO CONNECTS FROM THE ICONOMY!!!!!!!
Stew: MYYY GOODNESS, DAVIDSON LOOKS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF IT! That was absolutely a CAR WRECK result from poor Davidson! Outside the ring Jack Ripley and Y2Impact are slowly entering the ring after HBG crashing into them from great heights, and Elite rushes at Ripley while Impact goes back and forth with JJ Silva! The Iconomy are overpowering their foes so far with JJ Silva hitting an onslaught of big time European uppercuts while Chris Elite has Jack Ripley backed into the corner and is hitting body shots and rib blows! JJ Silva whips Impact into the ropes, Impact reverses the whip and Imp TAKES SILVA DOWN with a kitchen sink knee to the gut! Silva sits up holding his midsection and Imp runs the ropes and hits a RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Meanwhile Chris Elite has Jack Ripley sitting at the top turnbuckle and is climbing all the way up to the top to look for a superplex! However Impact cuts in and pulls Elite away from the corner holding him on his shoulders in powerbomb position!!!! Imp has Chris Elite on his shoulders — JACK RIPLEY LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE FOR A DIVING FRONTFLIP NECKBREAKER!!!! NO, ELITE DUCKS THAT AND JACK RIPLEY HITS NOTHING BUT CANVAS! IMPACT HITS A JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB ON CHRIS ELITE INTO JACK RIPLEY! It looks like our next participants in this match will be arriving shortly now!
Clock: 5….. 4….. 3….. 2….. 1…..
( “Right For Me” by Eminem hits as Mr. DEDEDE and Ryan Savage come out. Mr. DEDEDE is a wielding the “Equalizer”: a glass guitar with barbedwire strings, packed with thumbtacks and nails; The Savage Ryans slowly walk down the ramp. )
Deadprez: HERE COME THE SAVAGE RYANS, AND OH BOY, LOOK WHAT MR. DEDEDE’S GOT IN HIS HAND! IT’S THAT DREADED EQUALIZER, IN GLASS FORM! That weapon has brought turmoil to the careers of many in his day, and The Savage Ryans look ready to win back their tag team championships after previously losing them to The Mercenaries! DDD and Savage face off with Impact at ringside as the music dies down…. DDD drops his weapon at ringside… but DEDEDE RUSHES AROUND THE CORNER AND CHARGES AT HBG, HITTING HER WITH THE SPEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRR!!!!! TALK ABOUT CUTTING TO THE CHASE! IMPACT CHARGES TO THE OUTSIDE, BUT RYAN SAVAGE CUTS HIM OFF WITH AN ASSAULT AND DRIVES HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE RING APRON BEFORE ROLLING HIM IN THE RING! Now Savage enters the ring and continues his fight with Impact in the ring and DEDEDE comes after JJ Silva on the apron to fight with him, and DEDEDE drags JJ off the apron and sends him FLYING RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!
Stew: Ryan Savage meanwhile is boxing up Impact with right and left jabs keeping Imp’s back to the ropes and barely able to respond! HERE COME THE HIGH ROLLERS FROM BEHIND!!!! DAVIDSON AND RIPLEY GET A DOUBLE HALF NELSON FROM BEHIND…. RYAN FIGHTS BACK WITH ELBOWS! He wrestles his arms away, turns around, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! They recover and Mr. DEDEDE CHARGES IN THE RING, RYAN POPS HIM UP, POP-UP DOUBLE DROPKICK BY THE SAVAGE RYANS! Ripley and Davidson are sent out of the ring from separate sides of the same ringpost and Mr. DEDEDE and Ryan Savage give each other a look and a nod as they back into the corner all the away from that ringpost….. and RUN TOWARDS IT, DIVERTING INTO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS AS RYAN SAVAGE SPRINGS THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE ON DAVID DAVIDSON, AND DEDEDE HITS THE “VINTAGE” DEDEDE SENTON OVER THE ROPES ONTO JACK RIPLEY!!!!!
( Chris Elite is outside the ring leaning the glass ladder on to the ring ropes )
Deadprez: DDD and Savage re-enter the ring — BUT CHRIS ELITE HAS A GLASS CHAIR IN HAND AND RUNS UP THE GLASS LADDER AND INTO THE RING HITTING A MISSILE VAN TERMINATOR WITH ONE OF THE GLASS CHAIRS IN HAND…….. AND IT CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE BODY OF RYAN SAVAGE!!!!!!!!!!! SAVAGE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING COMPLETELY WASTED!!!!!!!!!! THAT GLASS CHAIR SHATTERS COMPLETELY, THAT WAS LIKE SOMETHING STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE! DEDEDE COMES AT CHRIS ELITE NOW, PUTTING HIM TO WORK WITH BELLIGERENT STRIKES BUT THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE TO HIS PARTNER!
Stew: That was UN-REAL! The High Rollerz are meanwhile at ringside recovering as is Heart Break Gal after being hit with that spear! Impact is seated on the middle rope glazed over, watching the action from afar and into the ring comes JJ Silva as Silva and Elite overpower Mr. DEDEDE with strikes! They hit jabs from different angles on DEDEDE and attempt to send DEDEDE into that wedged glass chair at the far corner of the ring…. a DOUBLE IRISH WHIP!!! DDD STOPS RUNNING MID-WHIP, BACKPEDALS TO ELITE AND SILVA, DUCKS A DOUBLE LARIAT FROM BOTH MEN, HITS A SPINNING BACKFIST ON CHRIS ELITE! DUCKS A LEFT HOOK FROM SILVA, POPS UP WITH A ROLLING BACK-ELBOW BY DDD! HE SPINS BACK AROUND, ROUNDHOUSE SMACKS AGAINST THE SIDE OF THE HEAD SENDING SILVA ROLLING TO THE APRON! NOW LOOK, IMPACT CATCHES HIM OFF GUARD WITH A FOREARM! Now Impact sweeps Mr. DEDEDE to the ground and Heart Break Gal climbs up the turnbuckle with the steel chair wedged between it… now IMP HITS THE CATAPULT TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING — DEDEDE IS CATAPULT INTO A BOX OFFICE SMASH FROM CHRIS ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDD’S STUNNED, HBG LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS THE DIVING REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER SENDING DDD FLYING AND THE BACK OF HIS HEAD CRASHING THROUGH THE GLASS CHAIR WEDGED IN THE CORNER!!!!!!!! THE SAVAGE RYANS HAVE SUFFERED VICTIM TO THOSE GLASS CHAIRS, AND MR. DEDEDE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING BUSTED WIDE OPEN FROM THAT CRASH!!!!
Clock: 5….. 4….. 3….. 2….. 1…..
( “Bang It Out” By Breath Carolina hits as Mark Michaels and Angelo Brando come out holding glass selfie sticks and taking selfies on their way to the ring, all while arguing with each other over social media popularity )
Deadprez: THE SAVAGE RYANS REALLY COULD BE DOWN FOR THE COUNT, WHICH IS BAD TIMING TO SAY THE LEAST BECAUSE MARK MICHAELS AND ANGELO BRANDO ARE NOW MAKING THEIR ENTRANCE WHICH MEANS THE LIGHTNING ROUND HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN! Michaels and Brando, two rivals are now forced to team up and they bring glass selfie sticks to the ring — HOLD THAT THOUGHT, THE ACTION CONTINUES IN THE RING AS JJ SILVA TOSSES HBG OUT OF THE RING AND THE ICONOMY DOUBLE TEAM Y2IMPACT! NOW CHRIS ELITE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING WHILE JJ SILVA IS HAMMERING PUNCHES AT A VULNERABLE IMPACT… AND ELITE ROLLS BACK IN WITH A BURLAP BAG, OPENING IT AND PULLING OUT SHARDS OF GLASS!!!!! SILVA STUFFS SHARDS OF GLASS MIXED WITH THUMBTACKS INTO IMPACTS MOUTH!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOX OFFICE SMASH EXTREME BY CHRIS ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPERKICK RIGHT INTO THAT JAW WITH IMPACTS MOUTH FULL OF GLASS SHARDS AND THUMBTACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ELITE WITH THE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Deadprez: MARK MICHAELS AND ANGELO BRANDO BREAK THE PIN SMASHING THEIR GLASS SELFIE STICKS OVER CHRIS ELITE AND JJ SILVA’S HEADS!
Stew: BUT LOOK AT IMPACT FOR GOD’S SAKES, HE IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY FROM THE MOUTH, SPITTING OUT GLASS AND HEAVING AFTER THAT KICK! THAT WAS RIDICULOUS!
Deadprez: HBG RUSHES INTO THE RING NEARLY IN TEARS — BUT HERE COMES DAVID DAVIDSON FROM RINGSIDE!!!! DAVIDSON AND JACK RIPLEY HIT THE FLAPJACK CUTTER COMBINATION ON HBG RIGHT AT RINGSIDE!!!!!!! HBG IS TAKEN OUT! THE SAVAGE RYANS AND THE MERCENARIES ARE CURRENTLY BLOODIED, BATTERED AND UNCONSCIOUS, AND THE HIGH ROLLERS CHARGE INTO THE RING TO FIGHT WITH MARK MICHAELS AND ANGELO BRANDO! THIS IS NOW TRULY ANYBODY’S GAME! Davidson and Michaels get into a hockey style fight and Jack Ripley is trading palm strikes with Angelo Brando! Ripley hits several HUGE palm chops to the chest followed by a knife edged chop for his troubles! Brando fights back with several knife edged chops of his own and LEAPS ONTO Ripleys back for the rear naked choke! But Ripley counters that and sends Brando straight into the corner for a LAWN DART THROW! NO, BRANDO CATCHES HIMSELF AT THE CORNER AND HITS A LEAPING BACK ELBOW! David Davidson is repeatedly bashing Mark Michaels’ face into the corner… but now Angelo Brando picks up what appears to be Mark Michaels’ cellphone and SMASHES HIS CELLPHONE OVER THE HEAD OF DAVIDSON!!!!!! ANGELO BRANDO APPEARS TO HAVE MADE THAT HOTLINE BLING ALL OVER DAVIDSON’S SKULL!
Stew: AND MARK MICHAELS LOOKS PEEVED BY THAT! MICHAELS SHOVES BRANDO, SCREAMING AT HIM FOR BREAKING HIS PHONE, AND BRANDO SHOVES HIM BACK! Things could completely collapse between these two… NOW MARK MICHAELS PICKS UP ANGELO BRANDO’S BEDAZZLED PHONE AND SMASHES IT OVER DAVIDSONS HEAD! AN EYE FOR AN EYE, OR IN THIS CASE A PHONE FOR A PHONE! Davidson collapses at the corner holding his head; meanwhile The Mercenaries look out of it at ringside and Ryan Savage is sluggishly trying to re-enter the ring… but CHRIS ELITE HITS A DROPKICK SENDING SAVAGE OFF THE APRON WHILE JJ SILVA HITS A DROPKICK ON ANGELO BRANDO! Brando recovers, and ELITE AND SILVA HIT A DOUBLE DROPKICK ON MICHAELS AND BRANDO, BUT MICHAELS AND BRANDO HIT DROPKICKS AT THE SAME TIME! ALL FOUR MEN HIT DROPKICKS AT THE SAME TIME, RECOVER, THEY ALL HIT DROPKICKS AGAIN! BUT THE HIGH ROLLERS HIT RUNNING DROPKICKS ON SILVA AND ELITE WHILE THEY’RE IN MID-DROPKICK THEMSELVES! Now Davidson charges at Michaels — MICHAELS COUNTERS WITH A FLAPJACK TO THE ROPES! Brando attacks Ripley and RIPLEY COUNTERS WITH FLAPJACK TO THE ROPES! RIPLEY AND MICHAELS CHARGE AT EACH OTHER, RIPLEY HITS A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! Now Jack Ripley rushes to the corner and climbs up the turnbuckle…. AND HE LEAPS OFF!!!!!!!! ACES HIGH!!!!!! 450 SPLASH!!!!!! DAVID DAVIDSON RUSHES UP TO THAT CORNER NOW… HE HITS A 630 SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Deadprez: CHRIS ELITE FROM THE TOP ROPE HITS THE BIONIC STOMP TO BREAK THE PIN RIGHT ONTO DAVIDSON!!!!!!!! Meanwhile JJ Silva brings in the glass ladder and leans it on the turnbuckle behind Jack Ripley! Ripley charges at Chris Elite, overpowering him with punches and JJ SILVA BLINDSIDES JACK RIPLEY AS SILVA AND ELITE DOUBLETEAM JACK RIPLEY! NOW THE TWO OF THEM ARE SETTING HIM UP…. AND SEND HIM TO THE GLASS LADDER WITH ALL THEY’VE GOT WITH A DOUBLE IRISH WHIP!!!!!! BUT RYAN SAVAGE RUSHES INTO THE RING AND CUTS RIPLEY OFF WITH THE POP UP REVERSE POWERBOMB, SENDING RIPLEY CRASHING RIGHT INTO THE GLASS LADDER!!!!!!! THE LADDER IS STILL UNBROKEN, AND CHRIS ELITE COMES AFTER RYAN SAVAGE —- SPEAR BY RYAN SAVAGE!!!!!! ANGELO BRANDO COMES AT RYAN SAVAGE WITH AN ATTACK — ANOTHER SPEAR BY RYAN SAVAGE!!!! JJ SILVA RUSHES AT SAVAGE — MR. DEDEDE CUTS HIM OFF BY SMASHING THE EQUALIZER OVER HIS SKUUUULLLL!!!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SMOKES, OOOOOOH MY GOOODDDDDD!!! THAT GLASS GUITAR STUFFED WITH THUMBTACKS AND GLASS SHARDS GOES EXPLODING OVER JJ SILVA’S SKULL!!!!!!!!!! NOW MR. DEDEDE RUSHES AT JACK RIPLEY AND HITS ANOTHER SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! THROUGH THE GLASS LADDER IN THE CORNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
Stew: LORD HAVE MERCY!!!!! SAVAGE DRAGS JACK RIPLEY OUT OF THAT MESS OF SHATTERERED GLASS AND COVERS HIM!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Stew: HEART BREAK GAL CHARGES IN THE RING TO BREAK THE PIN!!!!!! RYAN SAVAGE SPRINTS UP TO HIS FEET AND KICKS HER IN THE MIDSECTION, GOING FOR THE EDGING OUT HUMANITY PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!! IMPACT ENTERS THE RING AND BREAKS THAT UP! MR. DEDEDE GETS UP AND RUSHES AT IMPACT FOR THE SPEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! NO!!!!! IMPACT PULLS IN RYAN SAVAGE AND DEDEDE HITS RYAN SAVAGE WITH THE SPEAR BY MISTAKE!!!!!!!! IMPACT PULLS DEDEDE UP! EVISCERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!! HBG COVERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Stew: KICK OUT BY MR. DEDEDE!!!!!!!!!! DEDEDE WILL NOT DIE BY THE EVISCERATION IT SEEMS!!! IMPACT IS ON THE MAT BANGING HIS FISTS, BLEEDING FROM HIS MOUTH COMPLETELY SPENT AND HBG RUSHES UP WITH A LOOK OF RAGE AND DESPERATION ON HER FACE! SHE DRAGS MR. DEDEDE UP AGAIN AND HITS THE EVISCERATION!!!!!!!! DEDEDE’S STILL NOT OFF HIS FEET, SHE HITS ANOTHER EVISCERATION!!!!!!!! AND THE COVER ONE MORE TIME!!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew: HERE COMES MARK MICHAELS!!!!! IMPACT CUTS HIM OFF WITH THE EVISCERATION!!!!!!!
Ref: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “Howlin’ In The Woods” by The Crooked hits as Heart Break Gal and Y2Impact collapse to the canvas and are handed the EAW Tag Team Championships, completely exhausted, completely spent, bloodied and bruised as they lay in the ring together in the middle of the chaos. )
Ring Announcer: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS AND STTIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL THE EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOONSSSSSSSSSS…. HEEEEEEEART BREEAAAK GAAAALLL…. YYYYYYYY222222222IMPACCCCCCCTTTT…….. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MERCENARRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Deadprez: MY GOD!!!! THAT WAS JUST…. THAT WAS JUST MENTAL!!!! JESUS!!!
Stew: DESTRUCTION! COMPLETE, UTTER, MADDENING DESTRUCTION! I DON’T THINK I’VE SEEN A TAG TEAM MATCH GET THIS BRUTAL THIS QUICKLY IN YEARS! THIS CONTEST HAS ABSOLUTELY SHORTENED CAREERS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS MAY HAVE SHORTENED LIVES!
( Y2Impact crawls and drags himself out of the ring, still leaking with blood streaming from his mouth and pouring all over his championship belt like syrup. HBG is also on the mat, barely able to get up as she stares at her tag title and lifts it with the rest of the strength she’s got before she collapses to the mat. Jack Ripley is getting medical attention, David Davidson, Chris Elite and JJ Silva are recovering on the ringside floor, Angelo Brando and Mr. DEDEDE are unconscious in the ring and Ryan Savage is banging his fists on the mat while holding his ribs, still recovering from being speared. )
Stew: Look at the carnage, look at the shards of glass spread all over from that ungodly match! The cleanup crew’s getting a fat bonus from this mess left behind of glass shards, thumbtacks, metal scrap, YOU NAME IT! These 10 individuals put every bit of caution to the wind for this! But the story that has been almost recurring for the last four months is that scene on the ramp: THE MERCENARIES standing tall at the end of the day no matter how chaotic the war zone got! No matter how futile it seemed for them SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY Heart Break Gal and Y2Impact have managed to come away with the victory at the end of the day time and time again!
( Ryan Savage’s face is glowing red as he leans over the ring ropes staring down The Mercenaries who are painstakingly celebrating on the ramp )
Deadprez: Ryan Savage in particular looks to be extremely bitter by this loss… Impact’s been able to get his way with Impact once again and this time we can’t blame it on HexaGun interfering, we can’t say The Mercenaries took the cheap way out because they picked their spot — HOLD ON!!!!!!!!! HOLD ON!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: RYAN SAVAGE GRABS MR. DEDEDE!!!! HE HAS HIM IN A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: NO WAY!!!!!!
Stew: EDGING!!!!!!!!!! OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RYAN SAVAGE DRILLS MR. DEDEDE WITH THE JUMPING PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IN THE NAME OF…………………. WHAT HAS RYAN SAVAGE DONE!?!?!!?!??
Deadprez: I…. I-I-I…. I’M SPEECHLESS…….
Stew: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MR. DEDEDE’S NECK MIGHT HAVE BEEN SNAPPED!!!! RYAN SAVAGE HAS COMPLETELY SNAPPED!!!! HE HAS JUST BETRAYED HIS PARTNER OF 18 MONTHS!!!!! WITHOUT A DOUBT, WE HAVE JUST WITNESSED THE END OF THE SAVAGE RYANS!!!!!!!
Deadprez: HE’S GOING FOR IT AGAIN!!!!! HE’S GOING FOR IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
( Officials swarm the ring and force Ryan Savage away from a limp, lifeless Mr. DEDEDE. Replays show of Ryan Savage staring down The Mercenaries only to snatch Mr. DEDEDE from the ground and hit him with the “Edging Out Humanity”. Cut back to the live show where Savage is being escorted out of the ring and up the ramp. )
Deadprez: With this comes perhaps the end of a saga, and perhaps the beginning of an even darker, more twisted, more frightening chapter than what we witnessed before.
Stew: This is almost surreal…. despite being such a loose cannon, despite being such an uncontrollable monster of a human being Ryan Savage at least had one constant and that was his alliance with Mr. DEDEDE. Without that, what is there to expect? Imagine what’s next……
( Cut backstage shows Dynasty Wrestling owner, John Conning in his office as he’s standing by, speaking to the head of security )
Head of Security: Mr. Conning from what we now know, Zack Crash and his “Quality Control” have taken up an entire wing of the backstage area and is bringing up legal citations stating he’s owed to “absolute protection” before his match tonight.
John Conning: I don’t like this at all…
Head of Security: If you’d like we can have the NYPD get involved and force them out.
Conning; No… that’s just another loophole and sorry excuse for Zack Crash to worm his way back into power. I’m not allowing any more room for excuses! I’m sick of the loopholes, I’m sick of the conditions! You tell Crash he can have his “protection”… but if he threatens any force we’re going to fight back with FORCE!
Head of Security: Understoo–
( Security guard runs in )
Security Guard: We need some help! There’s some commotion going on close to the garage!
( Conning and the Head of Security quickly leave the room — CAMERA CUT to Lucian Black as he’s fighting off several members of Quality Control who are teaming up on him in a narrow hallway )
Stew: LUCIAN BLACK’S BEING ATTACKED BY QUALITY CONTROL!!!! LUCIAN’S TRYING TO FIGHT THEM OFF AS MUCH AS HE CAN, SENDING OUT PUNCHES FOR EACH OF THEM BUT IT’S BECOME A FOUR ON ONE ASSAULT AND MORE MEMBERS OF QUALITY CONTROL COME FROM THE OTHER DIRECTION, HAVING LUCIAN BLACK SURROUNDED!!!!
( Several first responders show up including TLA, Regulator, Marcus Creed, Troy Ace and Keith Keller to help break up the fight, but they begin brawling with Quality Control as Quality Control members pour into the narrow hallway and it becomes an all out chaotic scene )
Deadprez: IT HAS BECOME ALL OUT CHAOS IN THIS HALLWAY BACKSTAGE HERE IN THE BARCLAYS CENTER!!! JOHN CONNING RUSHES UP TO THE SCENE WITH MORE SECURITY!
John Conning: ENOUGH!! THAT’S ENOUGH!!! THIS STOPS TONIGHT! SECURITY, GET THEM THE HELL OUT OF HERE! GET THEM OUT OF THIS BUILDING!
( Security jumps into the fray, but they’re met with an onslaught from Quality Control and the last thing the camera shows is a massive, chaotic brawl until eventually the camera man is knocked to the ground and the feed backstage cuts to black. )
( Screen cuts to the arena at the announce table where Deadprez and Stew-O look on in shock and frustration )
Stew: Can you believe the levels Zack Crash is willing to stoop to!?
Deadprez: Oh, trust me, I CAN! Zack Crash doesn’t have to show his face at all for you to know he’s completely behind this, but on the bright side you know John Conning is allll over this situation and is going whatever he can to protect Lucian Black before this eventful main event!
Stew: Well switching gears here we bring to you the first of our double header tonight, the World Heavyweight Championship is on the line and it will take place INSIDE the Glass Walls!
( i.imgur.com/FUkOcHh.png is displayed on the titantron to signal the match starting as the cage above is shown to the crowd with awe and the weapons hanging above brought to everyone’s attention: a collection of glass chairs, mystery cloth bags filled with something, glass canes, trash cans, glass panes, and a couple of glass tables that were able to fit on the roof and survived the night. )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a Glass Wallz Match… AND IS FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(http://youtu.be/Reb80F64jZ8 comes on as The Barclays Centers jump in adulation as Brian Daniels walks out with EAW World Heavyweight Championship in his hand and the Dynasty Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship around his waist as he walks down the ramp)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from New York City, New York… weighing in at 210 pounds… he is the EAW WOOOOORRRRRLLDDD HEEAAAVVYYYYWEEIGHHTTT CHAAMMPPIIIOOONNNNN… BRRRIIAAANNNN DAANNNIIEELLSSS!!!
Deadprez: THE BARCLAYS CENTER HAS BECOME UNGLUED FOR THIS MAN! Brian Daniels returns home to his home state in open arms from this crowd as he walks in tonight as World Heavyweight Champion!
Stew-O: He doesn’t need to get too comfortable, as he’s about to enter Glass Wallz in what will be one of the most destructive matches in his entire career, no doubt on that one!
(http://youtu.be/2uEOrsSqYkk plays as Jacob Senn steps out to the stage as he taunts to the crowd as they cheer, but there are a few hecklers in the crowd that are standing firm with his opponents as he enters the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, he is from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 205 pounds… “The Fabled Conqueror” JAACCCOOBBBB SEENNNNNNN!!!
Stew-O: Jacob Senn looks determined to walk out of this match tonight with the World Heavyweight Championship in his possession and I don’t doubt him for a second! Dynasty Wrestling tonight will regain their world championship, I believe in that!
Deadprez: Believe in it! Jacob can do it, but it’s going to be a battle that will test his and Brian’s limits in this structure that sends shivers down my spine! Only one man’s walking out and it’s an even playing field for as much as I can tell!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: This World Heavyweight Championship Match is underway WITH SENN COMING OUT GUNS BLAZING AS HE RUSHES IN TOWARDS BRIAN! BRIAN STRIKES WITH THE ELBOW TO THE FACE AS HE STOPS SENN IN HIS TRACKS! SENN COUNTERS WITH A JAW-JACKING PUNCH RIGHT TO THE MOUTH OF BRIAN! BRIAN RESPONDS WITH ANOTHER ELBOW! SENN WITH THE PUNCH! ELBOW! PUNCH! A SLUGFEST HAS ERUPTED BETWEEN THESE TWO!
Deadprez: JACOB GETS THE UPPERHAND WITH THE KICK SQUARE IN THE ABDOMEN AS HE THROWS BRIAN STRAIGHT INTO THAT GLASS WALL! THIS MATCH HAS JUST STARTED AND WE ALREADY HAVE THE WALLS BEING USED IN THIS MATCH! Jacob Senn runs back to the ropes as he rebounds back BUT BRIAN LIFTS HIM UP AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: JACOB LANDS ON HIS FEET ON THE APRON, BARELY MISSING THE GLASS WALL, AS BRIAN MAKES HIS WAY TO THE ROPES! Brian rebounds off BUT SENN SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS DIRECTLY ON DANIELS WITH THE SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH! Senn kips up as he taunts to the crowd as the Brooklyn fans are on their feet!
Deadprez: Jacob goes over to Brian as he helps Brian up before spinning around and locking his waist GOING FOR THE SENN SUPLEX SPECIAL! SENN LIFTS! DANIELS FLOATS OVER AND SPINS SENN AROUND! TORNADO ENZIGURI RIGHT ON THE TEMPLE OF SENN AS HE FALTERS BACK INTO THE CORNER! Brian follows over to the corner as he strikes Jacob’s chest with sharp kicks! The thuds are sickening as those kicks begin to beat on his chest like a drum!
Stew-O: Brian grabs Jacob by the arm as he whips him across the ring BUT SENN SPINS OUT AS HE REVERSES WITH HIS OWN! BRIAN RUNS TO THE CORNER! HE FLIPS OVER THE TURNBUCKLE WHILE JACOB DASH UNDER HIM! BRIAN LANDS ON HIS FEET! PELÉ KICK! SENN HIT DANIELS WITH THE PELÉ KICK AS SOON AS HE LANDED ON HIS FEET! JACOB GOES FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!…
Deadprez: BRIAN QUICKLY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Jacob stands back up to his feet as he looks at the menagerie of weapons that hang above at the ceiling! IT LOOKS LIKE THE WEAPONS ARE COMING INTO THE PLAY NOW! Jacob climbs up the the ropes until he gets to the top rope… ABLE TO REACH A TRASH CAN THAT HE GRABS DOWN! Jacob jumps down as he walks over to the rising Brian SLAMMING THE TRASH CAN ON HIS SPINE BEFORE REMOVING THE LID AND THROWING THE CAN TO THE SIDE! JACOB SENN IS BEGINNING HIS PUNISHMENT TO THE BODY OF BRIAN DANIELS!
Stew-O: SENN ISN’T FINISHED WITH THAT LID! HE’S BASHING THAT LID ACROSS THE BACK OF DANIEL’S SKULL! HE DOES IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN BEFORE THROWING IT OVER WITH THE TRASH CAN! Jacob bends down to bring Brian up WHIPPING HIM TO ANOTHER SIDE OF THE GLASS WALLS AS HE RUNS HEAD-FIRST INTO THE GLASS! BRIAN DROPS TO THE CANVAS AS JACOB LOOKS BACK UP TO THE ROOF OF THE GLASS WALLZ!
Deadprez: Jacob climbs back up using the ropes as he reaches for… A GLASS PANE HANGING NEAR SOME GLASS CHAIRS! Jacob drops down and wedges the pane into the corner as he returns to Brian! Jacob hoists him back up as he strikes with a couple of punches RIGHT BEFORE WHIPPING DANIELS INTO THE GLASS PANE! BRIAN SPINS OUT AND HE THROWS JACOB RIGHT INTO THAT GLASS PANE AS IT SHATTERS WITH GLASS FLYING EVERYWHERE!
Stew-O: JACOB HOWLS IN PAIN AS HE LANDED RIGHT ON HIS BACK AS YOU CAN SEE BITS OF GLASS HAVE CUT THROUGH HIS SKIN! BRIAN MAY RESPECT THIS MAN, BUT THE LENGTHS ARE KNOWN BETWEEN THESE TWO ONCE THEY ENTERED THIS ASYLUM! Brian grabs Jacob by his head and brings him up BOUNCING HIS HEAD OFF THE GLASS WALL BESIDE THEM! HE DOES IT REPEATEDLY, ALMOST FOUR OR FIVE TIMES, BEFORE LETTING SENN FALL TO THE MAT AND GO FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!
Deadprez: JACOB KICKS OUT OF THE PIN AS BRIAN MUST CONTINUE ON! Brian pulls Jacob to his knees and he goes back to teeing off on his chest with sharp kicks! Brian transitions back-and-forth between kicks to the chest and the back BEFORE A GIANT KICK TO THE CHEST TO KEEP SENN GROGGY! Brian looks up above and this time HE’S GOING TO GRAB A WEAPON OF HIS CHOICE!
Stew-O: Brian climbs up the rope and grabs himself… A TRASH CAN OF HIS OWN! Daniels falls down on his feet as he walks over to the used trash can and grabs the lid Senn used on him! Brian walks over in front of Jacob with both trash can lids CLAPPING THEM BOTH AGAINST THE SKULL OF SENN LIKE THEY WERE CYMBALS! SENN COLLAPSES TO THE MAT AS BRIAN THROWS THEM ASIDE!
Deadprez: Brian picks Jacob up and whips him into the corner before walking in FLIPPING HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE IN THE TREE OF WOE POSITION! Brian goes back to grab the trash can AND SETS IT TO THE FACE OF SENN! Daniels darts back before sprinting back to Jacob HITTING THE DROPKICK RIGHT ON THE TRASH CAN AS HE CAVE ON THE FACE OF SENN! WHAT A MOVE FROM THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! BRIAN PULLS SENN OUT OF THE WRECKAGE AS HE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!
Stew-O: SENN GETS THE SHOULDER UP AS THE MATCH GOES ON! Brian brings Jacob back up on his feet as he strikes with the European uppercut WHIPPING HIM ACROSS THE RING TO THE ROPES! JACOB CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE ROPES AS BRIAN CHARGES IN! SENN CATCHES BRIAN AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE GLASS AGAIN AS BRIAN FALTERS BACK! SENN LEAPS ON THE ROPES! PHENOMENON DDT OFF THE ROPES AS HE DROPS DANIELS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! JACOB SENN GOES FOR THE PIN RIGHT HERE!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!
Deadprez: BRIAN KICKS OUT OF THE PIN! Jacob stands up as he shakes his head while climbing up the ropes for another tool he can use to his assault! Jacob reaches up… GRABBING ONE OF THE CLOTH BAGS HANGING ABOVE! Jacob drops down as he kicks Brian out of the center of the ring before opening the bag! Jacob removes the tie and pours out its contents REVEALING IT TO BE GLASS SHARDS! HE WANTS TO SHRED BRIAN WITH THOSE SHARDS OF GLASS!
Stew-O: Jacob pours out all the shards and smooths them out to cover a bigger area as he returns to Brian, who has climbed to his feet at the turnbuckle, striking a few punches AS HE PLACES DANIELS ON THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE! JACOB HAS SOMETHING SINISTER IN MIND HERE! Jacob climbs up as he headbutts Brian a few times to keep him up there HOOKING HIM FOR A SUPERPLEX INTO THE GLASS SHARDS!
Deadprez: SENN THROWS HIM BACK! BRIAN FLOATS OVER AS HE GRABS SENN FROM UNDER HIS LEGS! BRIAN RUNS TOWARDS THE GLASS SHARDS! SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB INTO THE GLASS SHARDS! BAH GAWD! JACOB SENN FLOPS AROUND FROM THE PAIN AS HE ROLLS OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING AS BRIAN HOLDS HIS LEGS FROM LANDING ON THE SHARDS!
Stew-O: BRIAN CAN’T GO FOR THE PIN THOUGH! THEY ARE TOO FAR APART FROM ONE ANOTHER! Both men start to get the support from the crowd to try and motivate them to get to their feet! One half calling for The World Heavyweight Champion while the other are screaming for The Fabled Conqueror to rise! Both men get to their feet as Brian turns RUSHING IN FOR THE CORNER DROPKICK!
Deadprez: SENN INTERCEPTS WITH THE RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AS HE FALLS RIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS HIMSELF! Senn picks himself up as he holds his sliced-up back as he brings Daniels back up to his feet and whips him across the ring! Jacob launches for the lariat BUT BRIAN DUCKS UNDER AS HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES! FLYING FOREARM SMASH BY DANIELS AS HE KIPS UP AND RALLIES AS THE BARCLAYS CENTER IS ON THEIR FEET!
Stew-O: Senn rolls over to the corner as he lifts himself BEFORE BEING BLASTED WITH A CORNER DROPKICK AS DANIELS RUNS BACK AGAIN! BRIAN HITS ANOTHER CORNER DROPKICK! A THIRD AND FINAL CORNER DROPKICK BEFORE SNAPMARING JACOB INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH THE GLASS SHARDS! Brian looks around at the roaring crowd as he climbs the turnbuckle AS THE BROOKLYN CROWD REACHES AN ENTIRE NEW VOLUME!
Deadprez: Brian reaches the top as he taunts to the crowd LEAPING OFF FOR THE DIVING HEADBUTT! BRIAN’S FOREHEAD LANDS RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF JACOB AS THE AIR FROM HIS LUNGS ESCAPES HIM AS BRIAN HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: NO! JACOB IS STILL ABLE TO FIGHT BACK AS HE ISN’T RELENTING! Brian pushes himself back up with a frustrated look on his face as he turns to climb the ropes again for another weapon! Brian reaches to grab something… A GLASS CHAIR IS NOW IN HIS POSSESSION! Brian drops down as he turns to face Jacob as he calls for him to stand on his feet!
Deadprez: Jacob starts to push himself up to his feet as he stands on his own TURNING INTO A GLASS CHAIR SHOT BY BRIAN RIGHT ON HIS DOME! JACOB DODGES THE BLOW AS BRIAN TURNS INTO A PELÉ KICK RIGHT INTO THE GLASS CHAIR THAT HITS HIM IN THE HEAD! BRIAN FALLS ON HIS BACK AS JACOB SLIDES THE CHAIR OFF AND COVERS HIM!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!
Stew-O: BRIAN ISN’T OUT AS HE KICKS OUT OF THE PIN! Jacob goes back over to the ropes as he slowly starts to climb for another weapon! Jacob reaches and grabs… A GLASS TABLE AS HE PULLS IT WITH BOTH HANDS AND SETS IT DOWN BEFORE DROPPING TO THE MAT! Jacob sets it near one of the turnbuckle corners as he goes back to Brian GETTING CAUGHT AS DANIELS LOOKS TO LOCK IN THE FOURTH SEAL!
Deadprez: BRIAN IS PULLING SENN DOWN AS HE TRIES TO LOCK IT IN! JACOB IS STRUGGLING AS HE TRIES TO GET OUT! BRIAN LOCKS IT IN! BRIAN HAS THE FOURTH SEAL LOCKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS HE WRENCHES BACK! HE LOOKS TO MAKE JACOB SUBMIT TO THE HOLD THAT PUT AWAY TYLER PARKER AND ALEX ANDERSON ON HIS PATH OF SUCCESS!
Stew-O: JACOB IS HOLDING HIS HAND OUT! HE COULD TAP RIGHT HERE BUT WE KNOW HE DOESN’T WANT TO! IT MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY OUT OF THE PREDICAMENT THOUGH AS THERE IS NO ROPE BREAK AND REACHING THE ROPE WON’T BE OF MUCH ASSISTANCE WITH A CAGE OF GLASS ALL AROUND YOU! WHAT WILL SENN DO?
Deadprez: WAIT! SENN STARTS TO FIGHT BACK! SENN TURNS UP AS HE GETS TO HIS FEET! SENN LIFTS AND HE TRIES TO PULL BRIAN UP WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT! SENN IS PULLING BRIAN UP AS HE DROPS HIM BACK DOWN WITH THE POWERBOMB IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS THE HOLD IS RELEASED! JACOB DID THAT FOR SHEER SURVIVAL! HE WOULD HAVE LOST THIS MATCH IF HE DIDN’T ESCAPE!
Stew-O: Jacob starts to push himself up to his feet as he drags Brian up with him ONLY TO BE MET WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE BY DANIELS! Brian grabs Senn by the head SLAMMING IT AGAINST THE DOOR OF THE GLASS WALLZ CAGE! BRIAN STARTS BASHING SENN’S HEAD AGAINST THE DOOR REPEATEDLY! AGAIN AND AGAIN! OVER AND OVER! BRIAN FINALLY STEPS BACK AND RETURNS WITH A CORNER DROPKICK RIGHT IN SENN’S HEAD AS THE DOOR OPENS AJAR! BRIAN HIT THAT KICK WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO POP THE DOOR RIGHT OPEN!
Deadprez: Brian seems to have a devilish idea from this as he hangs Jacob’s head off the ring apron SWINGING THE DOOR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JACOB SENN! JESUS! WHAT BRUTALITY THIS MATCH HAS BECOME FROM THAT MOVE! LOOK AT JACOB! THE BOTTOM OF THE DOOR SHATTERED AND JACOB’S POURING BLOOD FROM HIS FACE AS HE IS STARTING TO GET PAINTED WITH IT!
Stew-O: Brian sees this as a possible moment to end this as he pulls Jacob out DROPPING DOWN AND HOOKING HIS LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!
Deadprez: UNBELIEVABLE! JACOB SENN JUST KICKED OUT OF THE PIN AS BRIAN STANDS UP AS HE LAUGHS FROM FRUSTRATION FROM BEING UNABLE TO PUT HIM AWAY! Brian Daniels simply darts up the cage GRABBING AND THROWING ALL SORTS OF WEAPONS TO THE GROUND! GLASS CHAIRS, PANES, CANES, TRASH CANS, AND EVEN REACHES FOR THE LAST GLASS TABLE AS HE SETS IT DOWN BEFORE HITTING THE MAT HIMSELF!
Stew-O: Brian is fed up and is ready to end this match here and now as he now has most of the weapons from the ceiling on the floor with an exception of a couple! Brian leans the folded table onto a turnbuckle not used as he turns back and picks up a glass chair while making his way back to Jacob! BRIAN SLAMS THE EDGE OF THE GLASS CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF JACOB AS THE GLASS STARTS TO CRACK!
Deadprez: Brian calls for Jacob to get to his feet as he lines him up for the chair shot! Jacob, with a face covered in wet blood dripping onto the canvas, turns around AS BRIAN BLASTS HIM WITH THE CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL! JACOB SHOOT KICKS BRIAN INTO THE STOMACH AS HE DROPS THE CHAIR ONTO THE CANVAS! Brian reels back as Jacob bends over and picks up the glass chair for himself!
Stew-O: IF YOU FOR SOME REASON ARE STILL LETTING YOUR CHILDREN WATCH THIS CARNAGE, TURN OFF YOUR TELEVISION SETS, SHUT DOWN YOUR COMPUTERS, BECAUSE THIS MATCH IS JUST GETTING UGLIER BY THE SECOND! JUST LIKE THIS! BRIAN’S BUSTED OPEN AS THE BLOOD FLOWS OUT OF THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION LIKE THE NILE RIVER! JACOB COLLAPSES ON BRIAN AS HE COVERS FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!
Deadprez: BRIAN POPS HIS SHOULDER UP AS THE BARCLAYS CENTER HAS BECOME UNGLUED TO THEIR SEATS! THIS ARENA, JUST LIKE ME AND STEW, ARE JUST MARVELING AT THE WILL AND DRIVE IN THESE TWO MEN TO WALK OUT TONIGHT AS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Senn climbs up to his feet, faltering with each step, as he stands on his two feet with Brian still down from that chair shot! Jacob turns over to one of trash cans as he picks it up! Jacob walks over to Brian SLAMMING THE TRASH CAN RIGHT ON THE BACK OF BRIAN! EACH TIME THAT BRIAN STARTS TO PICK HIMSELF UP, SENN POUNDS THE TRASH CAN INTO HIS BACK! AGAIN AND AGAIN! THE TRASH CAN IS EVEN CONTORTING INTO THE SHAPE OF HIS BACK!
Stew-O: Finally, Jacob relents from this as he throws the trash can aside before staring up to see one of the cloth bags still hanging in the air! Brian must have missed it when he got all the weapons down from up there! WE HAVE TO ASSUME THAT’S GLASS SHARDS THOUGH! HE MUST BE PLANNING TO DO SOMETHING WITH THOSE! Jacob climbs up the ropes as he starts to reach up… BUT BRIAN JUMPS ON THE TOP ROPE AS HE STARTS STRIKING PUNCHES INTO THE FACE OF SENN!
Deadprez: BRIAN IS FIGHTING OFF JACOB AS HE DOESN’T WANT HIM TO REACH THOSE SHARDS IN THE AIR! ANY OFFENSE HERE ON OUT COULD BE A GAME CHANGER IN THIS MATCH AND COST HIM HIS CHAMPIONSHIP AND DANIELS ISN’T GOING TO HAVE ANYTHING ELSE EXCEPT WALKING OUT WITH THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
Stew-O: JACOB FIGHTS BACK AS HE STARTS THROWING HEADBUTTS RIGHT INTO THE FOREHEAD OF BRIAN! BOTH MEN ARE FIGHTING FOR THE LEVERAGE TO BE IN THEIR FAVOR AS THEY DANGLE ON THE TOP ROPE WITH ONLY THEIR FINGERTIPS BEING THEIR SALVATION FROM FALLING INTO THE HEAP OF WEAPONS AND GLASS THAT LIES DOWN BELOW!
Deadprez: JACOB TAKES A RISK AS HE JUMPS UP! ENZIGURI TO THE HEAD OF BRIAN AS IT CRASHES INTO THE GLASS WALLZ AS BOTH MEN FALL DOWN! THEY BOTH FALLS INTO THE PILE OF WEAPONS FROM THE TRASH CANS TO THE GLASS SHARDS! BRIAN DANIELS AND JACOB SENN HAVE JUST WENT THROUGH A PILE-UP OF WEAPONS! WHATEVER YOU CAN THINK OF, IT MIGHT AS WELL BE IN THERE AND THEY JUST FELL INTO IT ALL BEFORE YOU!
Stew-O: I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF THESE TWO ARE GOING TO GET BACK UP! THESE MEN COULD BE IN A COMA FROM ALL I KNOW FROM THE ABUSE THEY HAVE TAKEN FROM THIS BOUT! BRIAN NOR JACOB HAVE MOVED AN INCH FROM THAT FALL AS WE COULD HAVE A NO-CONTEST ON OUR HANDS! IF WE DO THOUGH, NEITHER MAN NEEDS BE ASHAMED BECAUSE THIS MATCH WAS HELLACIOUS!
Deadprez: WAIT! THERE’S MOVEMENT! WHO IS IT? IT’S… IT’S… IT’S SENN! SENN IS MOVING AS HE STARTS TO MAKE HIS WAY TO HIS FEET! Senn is trying to pick himself up BUT BRIAN IS NOT FAR BEHIND AS HE STARTS TO CLIMB TO HIS FEET! JACOB GETS TO HIS FEET AS BRIAN IS AT A KNEE! Jacob, with dried blood over his face, stalks Brian as he gets to his feet!
Stew-O: Brian stands up as he turns RIGHT INTO A FLURRY OF PUNCHES BY JACOB! JACOB STRIKES WITH THE SHOOT KICK AS HE SPINS FOR THE SPINNING BACKFIST! SENN COMES IN HOT WITH THE LARIAT FOR THE SECOND CITY COMBINATION! BRIAN DUCKS UNDER THE LARIAT AS HE RUNS TO THE ROPES! SENN TURNS AS BRIAN REBOUNDS! VALAR MORGHULIS! RUNNING HIGH KNEE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JACOB AS THIS COULD BE THE MOVE TO END IT RIGHT HERE! BRIAN HOOKS THE LEG OF JACOB AS THIS COULD BE IT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!
Deadprez: JACOB SENN KICKS OUT! BRIAN CRAWLS AWAY AS HE SLAMS HIS HAND INTO THE MAT! HE WANTED IT TO BE OVER! HE WANTED THAT PIN, BUT COULDN’T GET IT RIGHT THERE WHEN HE NEEDED IT! Brian walks over to Jacob as he hooks his arms from behind and lifts him up DROPPING HIM BACK WITH THE DRAGON SUPLEX! IS BRIAN GOING TO GO FOR THE HAT TRICK RIGHT HERE?
Stew-O: HE MIGHT BE! DANIELS ROLLS AND PULLS JACOB UP! BRIAN DROPS HIM WITH A SECOND DRAGON SUPLEX AS HE LANDS ON HIS SHOULDERS AND BACK ONCE AGAIN! BRIAN SPINS AROUND AS HE PLANTS HIM WITH THE THIRD DRAGON SUPLEX! JACOB STOPS HIM ON THE LIFT WITH A JARRING BACK ELBOW THAT GIVES HIM AN OPENING!
Deadprez: Jacob spins around as he hooks Brian DROPPING HIM BACK WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX! JACOB IS ABLE TO GO ROUNDS WITH BRIAN ON THE SUPLEX FRONT TOO! JACOB ROLLS OUT AS HE STANDS BACK UP TO SLAM BRIAN FACE-FIRST WITH THE WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER TO COMPLETE THE SENN SUPLEX SPECIAL! BRIAN COULD BE LIGHTS OUT FROM THAT MOVE, BUT JACOB IS DETERMINED TO MAKE COMPLETELY SURE OF THIS!
Stew-O: Jacob grabs Brian by the head as he hoists him up THROWING HIM INTO THE EDGE OF THE GLASS TABLE SET UP EARLIER IN THE CORNER AS DANIELS HITS HIS GUT! Jacob grabs his head again as he walks around the table and climbs up the turnbuckle with him! Jacob taunts to the crowd as he hooks in Brian LOOKING FOR THE AVALANCHE JACOB’S LADDER! HE’S AIMING FOR THE GLASS TABLE AS HE LOOKS TO SEND DANIELS THROUGH IT!
Deadprez: THE BARCLAYS CENTER IS ASTOUNDED! JACOB LIFTS BRIAN AS HE LEAPS! AVALANCHE JACOB’S LADDER INTO THE GLASS TABLE! BRIAN DANIELS HAS BEEN SENT THROUGH THE TABLE AS THE SHARDS EXPLODE ALL AROUND HIM! JACOB SENN ROLLS HIM ON THE GLASS SHARDS AS HE LOOKS TO END THE MATCH RIGHT HERE!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!
Stew-O: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! BRIAN GOT HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE FINAL MILLISECOND AS JACOB SENN IS STUNNED BEYOND BELIEF! BRIAN HAS DEFIANTLY KICKED OUT OF THAT MOVE AS JACOB CANNOT BELIEVE IT! Jacob stands up with a sense of disbelief as he looks around the ring as sees a glass chair that hasn’t been shattered yet! Jacob drags Brian to the center of the ring as he grabs the chair WEDGING IT IN BETWEEN THE HEAD OF BRIAN DANIELS!
Deadprez: THIS IS JUST LIKE HOW JACOB SENN WAS ABLE TO CONQUER JAYWALKER AT PAIN FOR PRIDE! THIS IS HOW HE DID IT! THIS HAS TO BE THE END! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION TONIGHT!
Stew-O: Jacob slices his throat to signal to the deafening crowd as he does the gun point and fires before running to the ropes! HARMONIC DIVERGENCE INTO THE GLASS CHAIR! BRIAN JUMPS TO HIS FEET AS HE SLIDES THE GLASS CHAIR OFF HIS HEAD! JACOB REBOUNDS BACK TO A STANDING BRIAN! CAUSTIC ECHO! ROUNDHOUSE KICK BLASTS JACOB INTO THE FACE AS HE DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES!
Deadprez: BRIAN ISN’T FINISHED AS HE TURNS TO THE GLASS CHAIR THAT WAS JUST WEDGED IN HIS HEAD! BRIAN DANIELS LOOKS FOR RETRIBUTION AS HE PICKS UP THE GLASS CHAIR AS FORCES IT INTO THE HEAD OF JACOB SENN! Brian Daniels steps back as the crowd is just all for it as he signals to the crowd before turning to Senn and screaming to him!
Brian Daniels: YOU’RE GETTING YOUR FUCKING HEAD KICKED IN!
Stew-O: BRIAN DANIELS SPINS AND STRIKES WITH A SECOND CAUSTIC ECHO TO SHATTER THE GLASS CHAIR IN THE FACE OF JACOB SENN! THE CHAIR HAS EXPLODED AS THE GLASS RE-ENTERS THE FACE OF SENN! WHATEVER WOUNDS CLOSE, HAVE JUST BEEN RE-OPENED AS NEW BLOOD RUSHES DOWN HIS FACE ON THE DRIED BLOOD FROM BEFORE!
Deadprez: JACOB SENN COLLAPSES ON HIS BACK AS BRIAN DANIELS DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS HIS LEG TO TRY AND END IT RIGHT HERE!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Dragonborn” by Jeremy Soule plays in the background as Brian Daniels slowly rolls to a seated position as the referee checks on Brian as he gives him a quick patch up before handing him the EAW World Heavyweight Championship.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND STTTTTIIIILLLLLLLL EAW WOOOOORRRRRLLDDD HEEAAAVVYYYYWEEIGHHTTT CHAAMMPPIIIOOONNNNN… BRRRIIAAANNNN DAANNNIIEELLSSS!!!
Stew-O: BRIAN DANIELS HAS SURVIVED THE GLASS WALLZ! BRIAN HAS DEFEATED JACOB SENN AND RETAINED HIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IN ONE OF THE MOST VIOLENT MATCHES TO BE INSIDE OF!
Deadprez: This match was incredible, a true sight to behold, and this match is evidence to show what lengths these stars will go to in able to gain the World Heavyweight Championship! Brian Daniels may have survived tonight, but he took a serious beating from Jacob Senn, that’s for sure!
(Brian Daniels slowly pushes himself back to his feet as he can barely stand, looking down at an unconscious Jacob Senn, as he nods his head before stepping out of the cage and making his way backstage as he celebrates with the home crowd.)
( Showdown Presents: Showdown: Redemption! LIVE from the PNC Park! )
( Road To Redemption 9 commercial! )
(i.imgur.com/1BmB82Z.png is displayed on the titantron to signal the match starting as the camera circles around the ring with two large vats of glass shards as there are two more positioned near the stage.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a 10,000 Shards of Glass Match, where the only way to win is by throwing your opponent into one of the vats of glass shards… AND IS FOR THE EAW VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(“Independent Woman, Part II” by Destiny’s Child plays as Aria Jaxon walks out to a ecstatic crowd as she taunts to the crowd before walking down the ramp as he stares at the glass shards that encircle The Barclays Center.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, she is from Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 118 pounds… “The Empress of Elite” ARRIIIAAA JAAXXXOONNNN!!!
Deadprez: The 2015 Empress of Elite Tournament Winner has arrived at her first FPV appearance in it is in one of the most violent and extreme FPVs of the year!
Stew-O: This is what the Vixens Championship means to her and she will go above and beyond to claim that championship for herself!
(“Hey Mama” by David Guetta feat. Nicki Minaj hits the speakers as Madison Kaline walks out with the Vixens Championship on her shoulder as she holds it high in the air as the crowd heckles her, with her face giving a look of worry at the glass shards all around.)
Ring Announcer: Making her way to the ring, she is from Tampa Bay, Florida… weighing in at 125 pounds… she is the EAW VIIIIXXXEEENNNSSSS CHHHAAAMMMPPPIIOOONNNNN… “The Mistress of Death” MAADDDIISSOOONNNN KAALLLIINNNEEE!!!
Deadprez: The Killer of The Vixens Killer makes her presence felt as she proudly displays the Vixens Championship for all of her subjects to see before her! She’s walking in here with the championship and she is intent of leaving here tonight with it, as well!
Stew-O: Did you see how she looked at those glass shards, Prez? It was a look of worry and fear, something that will either fuel her to strive to stay away from the shards or make her grave for her! Only one way to find out, though, Stew!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: The bell has sounded AND THESE TWO WOMEN ARE NOT WASTING ANY TIME AS THEY CHARGE RIGHT FOR ONE ANOTHER! ARIA IS THE FIRST TO STRIKE AS SHE LANDS A SLAP RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF MADISON! THE DISRESPECT TO THE VIXENS CHAMPION BLATANT WITH THAT BLOW! Aria starts to smack talk Madison, claiming that she’s going to end her reign tonight in front of the entire world, as she grabs her and whips her across the ring! MADISON SPINS OUT AS SHE DROPS ARIA WITH THE LOU THESZ PRESS RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!
Deadprez: MADISON IS JUST CONTINUALLY SLAMMING THAT HEAD INTO THE CANVAS BEFORE SHE STANDS UP TO GLOAT TO THE FANS! She screams at the fans about this being her ring and I don’t doubt her, Stew! She defeated one of the greatest Vixens to ever step foot in this ring and now, she’s out to show why she’s at the top of the mountain! Madison brings Aria up to her feet as she drags her by her hair to the corner SLAMMING HER HEAD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Madison continues laying in verbal jabs to Aria, insulting her and talking about her inability to dethrone her!
Stew-O: ARIA SUPRISES WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE STOMACH AS MADISON HOLDS HER STOMACH IN AGONY! Aria grabs Madison’s hair RESPONDING IN KIND WITH A SLAM RIGHT INTO THE CORNER AS YOU SEE MADISON START TO TRY AND PROTECT HER FACE! MADISON IS SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER AS SHE DOESN’T WANT TO LOSE HER BEAUTIFUL FEATURES!
Deadprez: Aria taunts to the crowd as they are totally behind her BEFORE LANDING KNIFE-EDGE CHOPS RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF MADISON! ARIA CONTINUES STRIKING AS SHE KEEPS MADISON STUCK INTO THE CORNER! MADISON GRABS HER ARM AS HE PULLS HER IN AND SLAMS HER HEAD BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AGAIN! IF THEY CONTINUE TO DO THIS, WE WILL HAVE A CONCUSSION ON OUR HANDS TO DEAL WITH!
Stew-O: Madison strikes with stomps into the stomach and elbows to the face of Aria in a fit of rage as Aria falls down into the canvas until Madison kicks her out and onto the floor! Madison taunts about “taking out the trash” as she walks out SLAPPING ARIA RIGHT IN THE FACE AS ARIA HOLDS HER CHEEK! Madison continues to scream like a banshee about this being her ring BEFORE WHIPPING HER INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Deadprez: ARIA SPINS AROUND AND SLAMS MADISON RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS AS MADISON SHRIEKS IN PAIN FROM LANDING ON THE STEEL! Aria grimaces in delight as she throws Madison back into the ring as she looks under the ring… GRABBING A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES AND A CLOTH BAG! YOU KNOW WHAT’S IN THOSE CLOTH BAGS TONIGHT, STEW!
Stew-O: GLASS SHARDS! MULTIPLE GLASS SHARDS! EVEN THOUGH TO ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO THROW YOUR OPPONENTS INTO THE VATS OF SHARDS, ARIA IS NOT AFRAID TO GET SOME VICIOUS AGONY TO HER! Aria slides back into the ring as she sets the cloth bag behind her in the corner PUTTING THE BRASS KNUCKLES ON AS SHE LINES MADISON UP!
Deadprez: Madison pushes on the canvas as she reaches her feet TURNING AROUND AS ARIA RUNS IN FOR THE PUNCH! MADISON DUCKS AS SHE SPINS WITH THE ELBOW RIGHT INTO ARIA’S FACE AS THE BRASS KNUCKLES FALL OF HER FIST! Madison continues with the flurry of elbows BUT ARIA LIFTS MADISON UP BY THE WAIST AS SHE CHARGES TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE! SHOULDER CHARGE RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AS MADISON SLAMS INTO IT SPINE-FIRST!
Stew-O: Aria grabs the legs of Madison as he throws them outside the ring as she makes her lie horizontally on the ropes as she climbs the turnbuckle! She taunts to the crowd BEFORE DROPPING A DOUBLE KNEE INTO THE STOMACH OF MADISON AS THAT WAS A SPECTACULAR MOVE FROM ARIA JAXON! Aria taunts to the crowd and bows to the audience as she returns to the corner from earlier to grab the cloth bag from earlier!
Deadprez: Aria walks to the center of the ring as she opens the bag POURING THE GLASS SHARDS INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING! SHE SPREADS THEM OUT AS SHE INTENDS TO DO SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE TO MADISON! She grabs Madison by the head and drags her towards the glass shards HOOKING HER IN FOR THE SNAPMARE DRIVER! ARIA’S INTENDING TO DRIVE HER FACE INTO THE GLASS SHARDS!
Stew-O: MADISON SAVES HERSELF FROM DISFIGUREMENT AS SHE STRIKES WITH AN ELBOW SHOT AND SPINS OUT OF THE WAY! SHE HOOKS ARIA! BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX INTO THE GLASS SHARDS! NO! ARIA FLIPS TO HER FEET AS MADISON TURNS AROUND! ARIA STRIKES WITH THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT INTO THE TEMPLE OF MADISON AS SHE STANDS THERE GROGGY!
Deadprez: ARIA HOOKS MADISON BY THE ARMS AS SHE DROPS BACK WITH THE STRAIGHT-JACKET BACKSTABBER RIGHT INTO THE SPINE! ARIA KEEPS HER LOCKED IN THROUGH! STRAIGHT-JACKET STRETCH APPLIED AS SHE STRETCHES MADISON BACK! MADISON IS SCREAMING AS HE WANTS TO GET OUT OF THE HOLD! EVEN IF MADISON TAPPED OUT RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, THE MATCH WOULD STILL CONTINUE!
Stew-O: Madison is struggling… she’s trying to find a way out of this hold… she rolls over TRYING TO PUSH UP TO HER FEET! MADISON IS UP AS ARIA STILL HAS THE STRAIGHT-JACKET LOCKED IN! MADISON RUNS BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AS ARIA IS SANDWICHED BETWEEN HER AND THE TURNBUCKLE! Madison walks into the center of the ring as Aria turns around MADISON CHARGES FOR THE SPEAR!
Deadprez: ARIA PUNTS MADISON RIGHT IN THE FACE AS SHE HOOKS HER BY THE HEAD WITH HER LEGS! FIGURE-FOUR HEADLOCK! ARIA GETS HER IN THE HOLD AGAIN AS SHE LOOKS TO CHOKE MADISON OUT! THIS WILL DEFINITELY MAKE IT EASIER TO GET HER INTO ONE OF THOSE VATS OF GLASS SHARDS IF SHE WAS ABLE TO MAKE MADISON PASS OUT!
Stew-O: Aria rolls around SLAMMING MADISON’S HEAD INTO THE CANVAS AS SHE CONTINUES TO SQUEEZE HER LEGS WITH HER ANACONDA GRIP! MADISON NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING IF SHE WANTS TO ESCAPE AND RETAIN HER CHAMPIONSHIP! Madison continues to have her head slammed into the mat UNTIL SHE RISES UP WITH ARIA ON HER SHOULDERS!
Deadprez: MADISON WALKS OVER TO THE GLASS SHARDS! DON’T DO IT, MADISON! ELECTRIC CHAIR SUPLEX RIGHT ON THE GLASS SHARDS AS ARIA JAXON HOWLS IN PAIN FROM THE SHARDS OF GLASS SLICING HER BACK UP! Madison picks herself up as Aria starts to roll back onto her feet! Madison walks over to Aria as she throws Aria through the ropes as she lands on the apron!
Stew-O: Madison steps on the apron as she lifts Aria up HOOKING HER IN FOR THE SUPLEX! MADISON’S ABOUT TO SUPLEX ARIA INTO THE VAT OF GLASS SHARDS! NO! ARIA IS ABOUT TO FIGHT BACK! ARIA STRIKES WITH PUNCHES RIGHT INTO THE KIDNEYS OF MADISON! ARIA GETS OUT OF THERE AS SHE CLOTHESLINES MADISON KALINE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BACK INTO THE RING!
Deadprez: Aria was thinking smart as any moment longer out on that apron could have costed her the Vixens Championship! Aria Jaxon signals to the crowd CALLING FOR THE ONE NIGHT STAND! SPRINGBOARD STUNNER AS MADISON GETS UP! MADISON DODGES AS SHE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES! SPEAR! MADISON HAS TO HAVE BROKEN ARIA IN HALF AS SHE JUST SPEARED HER RIGHT DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Stew-O: Madison gets back up as she orders for Aria to get back up LOOKING FOR THE AFTERLIFE! Aria, with tenacity in her eyes, crawls up to her feet as Madison runs back for momentum! AFTERLIFE! THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL STRIKES WITH AUTHORITY! NO! ARIA JAXON DUCKS UNDER IT AS SHE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES!
Deadprez: HOLLYWOOD HANGOVER! THE SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG OUT OF NOWHERE AS SHE HAS JUST DROPPED MADISON INTO THE CANVAS! Aria picks herself up as she drags Madison to her feet THROWING HER INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Aria walks back in as she lifts Madison back onto the top of the turnbuckle! Aria Jaxon climbs up as she stands on the top with a standing Madison Kaline TURNING WITH HER BACK BEHIND THE VAT OF GLASS SHARDS AS SHE HOOKS HER IN FOR THE REVERSE STO!
Stew-O: ARIA JAXON USES THAT MOVE TO SET UP FOR THE 187, BUT TONIGHT IT COULD WIN HER THE VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP! ARIA GOES FOR IT! NO! MADISON SHOVES ARIA OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE DOWN INTO THE VAT OF 10,000 GLASS SHARDS! ARIA HAS JUST SUNK INTO THE SHARDS AS IT’S ALL OVER!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Hey Mama” by David Guetta feat. Nicki Minaj plays in the background as Madison Kaline rests on the turnbuckle as she is handed the Vixens Championship as Aria Jaxon is out with blood dripping from her spine.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND STTTTTIIIILLLLLLLL EAW VIIIIXXXEEENNNSSSS CHHHAAAMMMPPPIIOOONNNNN… MAADDDIISSOOONNNN KAALLLIINNNEEE!!!
Stew-O: IT WAS A SECOND AWAY! ARIA JAXON WAS A SECOND AWAY FROM BECOMING VIXENS CHAMPION, BUT MADISON TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY AND RAN WITH IT!
Deadprez: The Mistress of Death is a fitting name for Madison Kaline tonight, as Aria Jaxon has to be a dead woman right now after taking a plunge into 10,000 glass shards! Whatever the case may be, Madison Kaline is still the woman to beat in The Vixens Division!
(Madison Kaline, beaten and battered, lifts the EAW Vixens Championship high in the air as she revels in her conquest over The Empress of Elite with the crowd’s disdain almost overpowering her own theme music.)
( 10 Minute Intermission )
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( Recap video plays of the Dynasty Wrestling vs EAW Zack Crash regime, starting at Pain for Pride 8 where Lucian Black was screwed out of the match by Quality Control and Dynasty was forced out of EAW. It also shows Zack Crash “firing” the Board of Directors at Pain for Pride, having them attacked and handcuffed and escorted out of the ring by Quality Control. It cuts to the EAW Draft Show where the entire Dynasty Roster lead by John Conning and Lucian Black rebelled against Zack Crash, and it hypes up the creation of “Dynasty Wrestling”. It shows the first ever World Heavyweight Championship match on Dynasty Wrestling between Tyler Parker and Alex Anderson which was ambushed by Quality Control, as well as the Dynasty Roster ambushing episodes of Voltage and Showdown to interfere. Territorial Invasion: Civil War’s inception is recapped as well as the War Games match where Zack Crash was forced to submit by Lucian Black and Carlos Rosso and be drafted as a wrestler to Dynasty Wrestling. The build up to the Red Walls match is then shown with Zack Crash’s continuing defiance, the numbers of Quality Control multiplying, the challenge laid out by Lucian Black and the stipulation of tonight’s match set up on the go-home show. )
(DING! DING! DING!)
RA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…….AND IT IS A RED WALLS MATCH FOR THE BATTLE OF THE COMPANY OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING!!! IF ZACK CRASH LOSES TONIGHT’S MATCH, HE WILL BE FORCED TO STEP DOWN FROM HIS SEAT AS EAW CHAIRMAN! AND IF LUCIAN BLACK LOSES THIS CONTEST, JOHN CONNING AND THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS WILL ALL BE REPLACED BY A BOARD OF ZACK CRASH’S CHOOSING…
(The Red Walls slowly lowers itself from the rafters down onto the ring, as intensifying music plays in the background.)
Stew: This is what we’ve all been waiting for here tonight, the MAIN EVENT, a match that will leave each and every single person speechless. I don’t know about you, Deadprez, but I think we are in for a unique twist here.
Deadprez: Two household greats in Zack Crash and Lucian Black, battling it out in the Battle of the Company. If Crash does lose here tonight, he will STEP DOWN as the Chairman. If Lucian Black, however, with all the momentum that he has been having in recent weeks, was to lose here tonight, the EAW Board of Directors will also STEP DOWN from the company. We cannot simply begin to make predictions as to what is going on inside the minds of these two, but we can insinuate that something catastrophic will be bound to take place.
(“Outlaw” by Disciple hits throughout the arena, as the atmosphere turns severely violent and loud as Zack Crash makes his appearance on stage, with an intense look on his face.)
RA: Introducing first, from Charleston, West Virginia, weighing in at 225 pounds……..HE IS THE “ULTIMATE THRILL SEEKER”……..”THE ELITE CHAIRMAN HIMSELF”……ZZZAAAACCCCKKKK CCCRRRRAAAASSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!
(Crash stands firmly on top of the stage, looking all around the hostile arena, before gulping and taking a slow stroll down the ramp.)
Stew: Crash is feeling the intensity running down all over his body at the moment. He knows that this is the final chapter between he and Lucian Black, after their monstrous and destructive moments at Territorial Invasion. This is finally the time when Zack Crash can rectify all the wrongs and put to shame all those who believed in him, all those people in EAW that badmouthed and ridiculed him ever since he departed. Otherwise, the Chairmanship won’t be the only thing Crash will be leaving behind….
(The crowd starts to chant “YOU SUCK” all over, as Zack Crash grabs his head firmly, trying to gain as much focus and attention as possible.)
(“Locked and Loaded” by Godsmack hits through the speakers, as the crowd magnificently and instantly starts cheering loud and heavily as their hero in Lucian Black makes an emphatic walk towards the stage.)
RA: And his opponent, from San Francisco, California, weighing in at 265 pounds…….HE IS “THE MASTODON”…..”THE EMBODIMENT OF HONOR”……..LLLUUUCCCIIIIAAAANNNN BBBBLLLLAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Just listen to those thunderous chants behind me from the crowd. They are absolutely livid and invigorated as Lucian Black, the Hero of Dynasty, makes his appearance. He has been waiting for a long time to get in a confined space with just Zack Crash alone. However, he also has a lot to think about at the back of his head, because if he somehow loses tonight, the EAW Board of Directors will simply dissolve away from this company, and that would be a HUGE benefit for Zack Crash! Lucian has improved tremendously over the past year, silencing his critics left and right, so if he manages to jump through this enormous hurdle, he will be considered THE HERO for many weeks, months, maybe even years to come!
(Lucian Black takes a long, cold stare at Zack Crash, who also stares back while standing right inside of the Red Walls cage.)
Stew: And that is the confined space that Lucian Black was talking about, that Red Walls cage. It is absolutely impossible for any intruder to jump in and interfere into this match. The two have been waiting an awful long time to get their hands together, and what a better way to write this saga off by ending in a gruesome, destructive fashion.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Deadprez: IT BEGINS… The light emitting from those Red Walls if anything else help capture the ominous, nerve wracking tone to this match… I haven’t had this many butterflies in my stomach since that infamous match that took place between Dark Demon and Scott Diamond at Pain for Pride Six! It’s important to note that Zack Crash is competing in his second Glass Walls match in his second House of Glass main event in a row while Lucian Black has never been in this environment before! Lucian is getting a feel for the Red Walls, Crash is circling the ring and he offers a test of strength with a big grin on his face…. and LUCIAN BLACK SLAPS ZACK CRASH ACROSS THE FACE FOR EVEN SUGGESTING IT!!! LUCIAN TEE’S OFF PUNCHES STRAIGHT TO FACE OF CRASH NOW! Lucian Black’s life has been made a living hell, he’s been in a constant state of war and it’s been all because of that man he’s in the ring with and he’ll be damned if he starts this match off civil!
Stew: Crash is being backed into the corner and LUCIAN BLACK IS JUST GOING BALLISTIC WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS! CRASH IS TRYING HIS BEST TO COVER UP THOSE PUNCHES, BUT LUCIAN BLACK ISN’T SHOWING ANY GIVE AND THE REFEREE ISN’T EVEN GONNA TRY TO GET IN BETWEEN! Lucian grabs Crash by the head but Crash counters with an elbow to the ribs and ANOTHER elbow to the side of the head… he follows it up now with a right hand, backs into the ropes and hits a JUMPING FIST knocking Lucian to one knee! Crash runs the ropes — LUCIAN CHARGES UP AND GOES FOR THE SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!!!!! CRASH DUCKS IT, AND LUCIANS FIST CRACKS RIGHT INTO THE GLASS WALL!!!! The Red Wall hasn’t even cracked let alone break due to the extra layering of the glass, but Lucian Black might have broken his fist as he holds his wrist and GETS ROLLED UP BY CRASH FROM BEHIND!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOONEEEEE!!!!! TWO-
Stew: FRANTIC kick out by Lucian Black! Lucian’s on all fours and CRASH STOMPS ON THAT RIGHT FIST! AND CRASH HITS A BIG KICK TO THE SPINE! Lucian Black may very well have injured that right fist, but I honest to God hope that’s not the case; this is the absolute WORST time for Lucian Black to suffer an injury!
Deadprez: No doubt about that! Crash drags Lucian Black up by his hair and hits a headbutt! Lucian’s groggy… SLAP TO THE FACE BY ZACK CRASH!! AND ANOTHER SLAP WITH THE OTHER HAND! AND ZACK CRASH SPITS INTO A TEMPORARILY STUNNED LUCIAN BLACK’S FACE! AND SCREAMS ABUSE RIGHT IN HIS FA– RIGHT UPPERCUT BY LUCIAN BLACK! He shakes his hand, shaking feeling back into it as Crash stumbles away and holds his jaw… JUMPING CLOTHESLINE BY LUCIAN BLACK! Crash recovers — ANOTHER JUMPING CLOTHESLI– Crash ducks that, evasive rollling under it and rushes to the corner as Lucian Black comes after him — BIG BOOT TO THE FACE BY CRASH.Now Crash climbs back up that corner with support of the Red Walls and LEAPS OFF THE TOP WITH A CROSSBODY!!!! NO… LUCIAN BLACK DROPS TO THE MAT BUT ROLLS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS CRASH FRANTICALLY TRIES TO ESCAPE LB’S CLUTCHES…. FALLAWAY SLAM FROM LUCIAN SENDS CRASH CRASHING INTO THE RED WALLS! ZACK CRASH’S SPINE SMACKED INTO THAT WALL INCREDIBLY HARD! Now Lucian Black drops down to a knee…. SPRINTS ACROSS THE RING, RICOCHETS OFF THE ROPES AND HITS A BIG TIME LOW DROPKICK INTO CRASH!!! That was a ROUGH dropkick and you can see a few panels crack on the lower portion of the wall because of it!
Stew: Lucian Black drags Crash away from the wall and gets the cover!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWO–
Stew: KICK OUT by Zack Crash! Crash rushes his way up to his feet holding his lower spine and LUCIAN SPRINGS UP WITH A JUMPING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Crash backpedals to the corner holding his face… LUCIAN SPRINGS FORTH AND HITS A RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF THE CORNERED EAW CHAIRMAN! NOW LUCIAN STOMPS REPEATEDLY ON CRASH WHO’S AT A SEATED POSITION IN THE CORNER! LUCIAN GRABS CRASH’S HIS HEAD AND PROCEEDS TO HIT KNEES IN SUCCESSION INTO THE FACE OF ZACK CRASH! Now Lucian drags Zack Crash up — BUT CRASH COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP SENDING LUCIAN CRASHING INTO THE CORNER! Crash drops to his knees still in pain from that onslaught, but he managed to counter whatever Lucian Black had coming for him with that back body! Lucian is doing his best to get back up but Crash is beating him to the punch as Crash sprints to the ropes, rebounds and JUMPS AT LUCIAN BLACK– LUCIAN BLACK COUNTERS WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL POWERSLAM TO THE KNEE! NOW LUCIAN BLACK STRAIGHTENS CRASH UP AND HITS THE JUMPING REVERSE STO… AND HE’S LOOKING TO TURN IT INTO THE ANACONDA VICE!!!!
Deadprez: CRASH IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT WITH ALL HE’S GOT…. BUT LUCIAN’S GOT IT LOCKED IN! ZACK CRASH IS TRYING TO SCRAMBLE OUT OF IT, FLAILING HIS ARMS JUST LOOKING FOR AN OPENING TO ESCAPE BUT LUCIAN BLACK IS REARING BACK WITH THAT ANACONDA VICE ……… NOW CRASH DOES HIS BEST TO ROLL OUT OF IT, BUT LUCIAN ROLLS THROUGH — CRASH CATCHES HIM WITH A KNEE! Lucian loosens the hold and Crash escapes that hold and hits several SHARP elbows into the top of LB’s skull to escape the remnants of the Anaconda Vice! Now Zack Crash gets back up and Lucian Black recovers … but CRASH CUTS HIM OFF WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! CRASH PULLS LUCIAN IN AND HAS A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK, CRASH COURSE PERHAPS??? … NO CRASH HITS THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER!! Lucian Black rolls away and Crash quickly backs to a corner and climbs up to the second rope… to hit the LEGDROP FROM THE SECOND ROPE TO THE BACK OF LUCIAN’S HEAD! And Crash springs up, runs the ropes and hits the ROLLING SENTON into his opponent and follows up with the lateral press!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOO–
Stew: A SHOULDER UP by Lucian Black! Lucian’s recovering from Zack Crash’s assault, but Crash only continues the assault by shoving Lucian forcing him to roll over him and Crash drops to a knee, holding Lucian’s head up with his left hand and BEATING DOWN FISTS INTO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND! NOW CRASH DRAGS LUCIAN UP — LUCIAN FIRES BACK WITH SOME PUNCHES TO THE TORSO! CRASH RESPONDS WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION AND TAKES LUCIAN ACROSS THE RING SENDING HIM THROUGH THE ROPES, SKULL FIRST INTO THE RED WALLS! NOW CRASH GRABS LUCIAN, TAKES HIM ACROSS THE RING AGAIN AND SENDS HIM FLINGING AS HIS HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE RED WALLS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! Lucian Black is draped sluggishly over the ropes, barely even able to stand and Zack Crash takes a second just panting and staring at his hurt opponent as Crash runs across the ring, rebounds off the ropes and hits the SPEAR SENDING THE SHOULDER RIGHT INTO THE RIBS OF LUCIAN BLACK!!!! Lucian stumbles to the center of the ring and is just writhing in pain as Crask stalks him again, taking complete control of this contest and timing his every move as Lucian gets back up… just for CRASH TO RICOCHET OFF THE NEAREST ROPES AND HIT A FLOAT OVER NECKBREAKER!!!! NO, LUCIAN COUNTERS OUT OF IT AND HITS A ROLLING ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF ZACK CRASH!!! LUCIAN COLLAPSES OVER CRASH FOR THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOONEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Deadprez: THERE’S THE KICK OUT BY CRASH! Crash shoots that arm and shoulder up and Lucian Black definitely looks like he’s having a hard time dealing with some of the punishment Zack Crash has dealt out! Lucian Black slowly but surely rises up to his feet and makes his way over to the corner… and LUCIAN CROUCHES TO THE CORNER WAITING FOR ZACK CRASH TO GET UP TO HIS FEET! CRASH IS SLUGGISHLY USING THE ROPES TO RISE, BUT WHEN HE GETS UP LUCIAN BLACK TAKES OFFF!!!!!!!!!! SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR — NO!!! CRASH COUNTERS WITH A DROP TOE HOLD SENDING LUCIAN’S FACE CRASHING INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! NOW CRASH DRAGS LUCIAN BLACK UP AND READJUSTS HIM…. AND SENDS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES CRASHING INTO THE GLASS DOOR OF THE RED WALLS!!!!! THE GLASS DOOR BUSTS OPEN AND LUCIAN BLACK IS FLUNG ON TO THOSE STEEL STEPS IN FRONT OF THE GLASS DOOR AND TUMBLES DOWN TO RINGSIDE!!!! That looked like a NASTY tumble by Lucian, and Crash is following through by stepping through the door frame of the Red Walls and analyzing his opponent’s recovery speed…. before CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF THE RED WALL STRUCTURE FROM THE OUTSIDE! CRASH IS CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF THAT 15 FOOT STRUCTURE AND KICKS OUT A COUPLE OF PANELS CLOSE TO THE TOP AS HE TURNS AROUND AND WAITS FOR LUCIAN BLACK TO RECOVER…………. AND ZACK CRASH LEAPS OFF THE SIDE OF THE GLASS WALL DIVING NEARLY 15 FEET ONTO LUCIAN BLACK WITH A CROSSBODY!!!!! LUCIAN BLACK AND ZACK CRASH ARE BOTH DOWN AT RINGSIDE, BUT CRASH HAS CERTAINLY DONE THE DAMAGE WITH THAT DIVE INTO HIS OPPONENT!
( Replay of the crossbody from the near top of the Glass Walls are shown )
Stew: Zack Crash just gets back up to his feet and now he has to deal with dragging up the limp body of Lucian Black who appears to be out of it following that dive! Crash does everything he can to scrape Lucian off the ground… now he holds Lucian up with a headlock and is taking him back to the steel steps and climbing up them to bring Black back into the ring…. but WAIT A SECOND LUCIAN IS FIGHTING BACK ALREADY, FIRING OFF WITH SOME ELBOWS, BUT CRASH SMASHES LUCIAN’S FACE INTO THE WALL AND DRAGS HIM INTO THE RING! Crash sends Lucian through the ropes and back into the ring and Crash shuts the glass door behind him as he hits a SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE FROM THE APRO— OHHHHHH LUCIAN CAUGHT HIM IN MIDAIR WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!!!!!!!! CRASH CRUMPLES TO HIS KNEES AFTER THAT SHOT!!!!!!!! LUCIAN DROPS TO HIS KNEES AS WELL IN EXHAUSTION, BUT HE PACKED EVERY BIT OF PUNCH HE HAD INTO THAT SHOT! CRASH IS STILL ON HIS KNEES, YOU CAN TELL THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT NOBODY’S HOME…. THE TWO OF THEM ARE RECOVERING FROM SOME OF THE DAMAGE THEY’VE TAKEN IN THIS MATCH BUT LUCIAN BLACK GETS TO HIS FEET FIRST WITH BLOOD TRICKLING DOWN HIS FOREHEAD AND SWEAT DRIPPING FROM HIS FACE AS HE YANKS CRASH UP, WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A SECOND SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!!!!!!!! CRASH DUCKS IT!!! HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES, COMES BACK AT LUCIAN, HOWEVER LUCIAN TAKES HIM UP TO HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE SAMOAN DROP!!! NOT A CHANCE, CRASH ESCAPES AND DROPS BEHIND LUCIAN BLACK, HOOKS BOTH ARMS AND BACKPEDALS HITTING THE TIGER SUPLEX SENDING THE BACK OF LUCIAN BLACK’S HEAD CRASHING INTO THE WALLS!!!!! THE PANELS BEGIN TO CRACK, THAT WAS SUCH A HARD IMPACT! MY WORD!
Deadprez: CRASH COLLAPSES AFTER HITTING THAT MOVE, AND LUCIAN BLACK IS JUST ABSOLUTELY DAZED AND CONFUSED, HE MIGHT EVEN HAVE A CONCUSSION FOLLOWING THAT BLOW HIS HEAD TOOK TO THE WALL! Lucian Black is holding his head and ZACK CRASH SPRINGS UP, SNATCHES LUCIAN WITH THE NELSON AND IS LOOKING FOR THE CRASH COURSE!!!!!!!!!!! ROLLING UNPRETTIER CONNECTS!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS, OH MY GOODNESS, HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!!!!!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Deadprez: EMPHATIC KICK OUT!! AN EMPHATIC KICK OUT BY LUCIAN BLACK!! ZACK CRASH SITS UP IN COMPLETE BEWILDERMENT, YOU CAN TELL HE WASN’T EXPECTING THAT AT ALL! Zack Crash is banging his fists into the mat, you can tell it’s hard for him to even FATHOM someone kicking out of the Crash Course but it certainly just happened! Lucian Black looks unresponsive, hardly even stirring but Zack Crash jumps over Lucian Black and drags him into the center of the ring! Now Crash heads straight to the corner and climbs up the turnbuckle, going in the high rent district…………. OH BOY, HE’S CLIMBING EVEN HIGHER! HE’S CLIMBING EVEN HIGHER!!!!! CRASH IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP OF THE RED WALL STRUCTURE UNTIL HE COMPLETELY REACHES THE TOP!!!! CRASH IS NOW PERCHED UP AT THE TOP….. AND IS BALANCING HIMSELF USING A SUPPORT CABLE TO STAND ALL THE WAY AT THE TOP!!!!!!!! ZACK CRASH LEAPS OFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: MOOOOOOOOOOOONSAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: LUCIAN BLACK ROLLS OUT OF THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! ZACK CRASH HITS NOTHING BUT CANVAS, AND LUCIAN BLACK HAS JUST POSSIBLY SAVED HIMSELF THIS CONTEST!!!! CRASH ROLLS AROUND HOLDING HIS MIDSECTION AND SQUIRMING IN PAIN, BANGING HIS FISTS INTO THE MAT! THAT WHIPLASH LEFT A HUGE MARK ON HIS TORSO THAT YOU CAN VISIBLY SEE AND LUCIAN BLACK IS USING THE ROPES TO DRAG HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET! ZACK CRASH IS UP TO HIS KNEES AND SLOWLY REACHES A VERTICAL BASE… NOW LUCIAN GRABS CRASH AND HITS A VERTICAL SUPLEX STRAIGHT INTO THE RED WALLS, LEAVING CRACKS IN THEM! LUCIAN STILL HAS CRASH HOOKED AND HITS A VERTICAL SUPLEX INTO THE MAT…. LUCIAN ROLLS THROUGH AFTER HITTING THE VERTICAL AND SCOOPS CRASH UP TO A SHOULDER….. LUCIAN HITS A RUNNING LAWN DART THROW SENDING CRASH FACE FIRST INTO THE RED WALLS!!!!! Zack Crash collapses to the apron completely shaking from pain and Lucian Black backs away as Crash does everything in his power to pull himself up using the ropes…. and LUCIAN COMES CHARGING ACROSS THE RING!!!!!! SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! CRASH’S BODY HITS THE RED WALL HAR, SMACKING AGAINST IT AND LUCIAN BLACK CHARGES UP TO HIS FEET AND SPRINTS ACROSS THE RING AGAIN AND COMES BACK…….. AAAANOTHER SPEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! THOSE RED WALLS ARE SEVERELY CRACKED, THAT THICK WALL OF RED GLASS PANELS CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE! LUCIAN SPRINTS BACK UP AGAIN, RUNS THE RING AGAIN, A THIRD SPEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEVERAL PANELS ARE COMPLETELY BROKEN, AND CRASH’S BODY IS CONTORTED AND SLUMPED OVER AS HE’S DANGLING THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE GLASS WALL, COMPLETELY UNCONSCIOUS!!!!!! CRASH JUST TOOK THREE FULL FORCE SPEARS FROM LUCIAN BLACK, HIS RIBS, HIS SPINE, HIS HEAD, EVERY PART OF HIS BODY MUST BE RACKED WITH PAIN! HOW CAN CRASH POSSIBLY CONTINUE????
Stew: OH WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE!!!!!!! QUALITY CONTROL ARE COMING IN THROUGH THE CROWD!!!!!! A MEMBER OF QC ENTERS THE RING — SPEEEEEEAR BY LUCIAN BLACK!!!!!!! ANOTHER QC MEMBER ENTERS THE RING, LUCIAN HITS ANOTHER SPEAR!!!!!!! AND LOOK!!!!! LOOK!!!!!!!!
( The Dynasty Wrestling roster along with members of Dynasty security charge down the ramp and immediately swarm ringside )
Deadprez: THE DYNASTY WRESTLING ROSTER ARE OUT HERE FIGHTING WITH QUALITY CONTROL WHILE SECURITY TRIES TO SUBDUE THE REMAINING QC MEMBERS!!!! IT IS A CHAOTIC SCENE OUTSIDE OF THIS RED WALLS MATCH YET AGAIN!!!! LUCIAN IS IN THE RING FIGHTING OFF TWO MORE QUALITY CONTROL MEMBERS AT ONCE, AND LUCIAN BLACK HITS A SPEAR ON THE THIRD QC MEMBER!!!!! ONE QC MEMBER CLUBS A NIGHTSTICK OVER THE SPINE OF LUCIAN BLACK NOW, AND HE HITS A FLURRY OF STOMPS INTO THE BACK OF LUCIAN BLACK’S HEAD AND SMASHES THE BATON OVER LUCIAN BLACK’S SKULL! WAIT!!!!! WAIT LOOK!!!!!!!!!! LOOK WHO’S CHARGING DOWN THE RAMP! IT’S ALEX ANDERSON!!!!!!!!!
Stew: NO WAY, I THOUGHT HE WAS RETIRED!!!
Deadprez: ALEX ANDERSON TAKES DOWN A QC MEMBER WITH A CLOTHESLINE! TAKES DOWN ANOTHER QC MEMBER WITH A HAYMAKER, AND TAKES DOWN A THIRD WITH ANOTHER HAYMAKER! AND ALEX ANDERSON CHARGERS IN THE RING!!!!! THAT QUALITY CONTROL MEMBER BEATING DOWN LUCIAN BLACK TO A BLOODY PULP NOW RUNS AT ALEX ANDERSON….. AND AA GRABS HIM AND SENDS HIM CRASHING THROUGH A CRACKED PORTION OF THE RED WALLS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! NOW ZACK CRASH IS BACK UP AND IS ATTACKING ANDERSON, BUT ANDERSON SNATCHES THE WRIST AND YANKS CRASH!!!!!!!!!! ACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRASH TURNED INSIDE OUT WITH THE RAINMAKER LARIAT, LANDING DAMN NEAR ON HIS NECK!!!!!!!!!!! AND LUCIAN BLACK CRAWLS OVER ZACK CRASH!!!!!!
Stew: WAIT A MINUTE………………….. AA YANKS LUCIAN BLACK UP FROM THE GROUND!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!! AA HITS THE ACE OF SPADES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACE OF SPADES ON LUCIAN BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: YOU’VE GOT TO BE ABSOLUTELY KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: AA THROWS ZACK CRASH ON TOP OF JOHN CONNING!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?!?? WHY??????
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Security busts into the ring and surrounds Alex Anderson from both sides, physically restraining him as he looks on with a big, sadistic smile on his face and the ENTIRE audience becomes unglued with many audience members throwing trash into the ring. )
Deadprez: AA…….WHAT HAVE YOU DONE……..
Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNERRRRRR…….. ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!! GOD DAMN IT AA, I THOUGHT THAT SON OF A BITCH WAS GONE! I THOUGHT HE WAS FUCKING GONE!!!
( Alex Anderson is dragged out of the ring and the Red Walls raise from the ring as Quality Control enters the ring, collectively picking Lucian Black up and dumping his unconscious body out of the ring. They help a blooded, cut up, bruised and swollen Zack Crash up to his feet. )
Stew: THIS IS MAKING ME NAUSEOUS, I SHOULD HAVE NEVER FELT SORRY FOR THAT DISGUSTING LITTLE WEASEL! IT’S LIKE THIS NIGHTMARE NEVER ENDS, IT’S LIKE A BAD DREAM YOU NEVER WAKE UP FROM! BECAUSE OF THIS SON OF A BITCH ALEX ANDERSON, ZACK CRASH IS STILL THE EAW CHAIRMAN!
( John Conning is at the top of the stage pulling at his hair, screaming at Alex Anderson as the Dynasty Roster continue to brawl with members of Quality Control in the crowd, at ringside and at the side of the ramp/stage. John Conning is pacing around on the stage nearly going mad and Zack Crash, completely physically held up by Quality Control has a weak grin on his face to celebrate his victory. )
Deadprez: You’re right Stew… the last thirteen to fourteen months have been like a nightmare. It seems like no matter what anybody tries to do this son of a Bitch gets away, and now because of this win tonight Zack Crash has FULL CONTROL over Elite Answers Wrestling. Alex Anderson meanwhile has decided to go out with a bang, ladies and gentlemen… too bad it was at our expense. There’s really no other way to say it…. we lost.
( Zack Crash drops to his knees maniacally laughing in the middle of the the ring, looking up at the sky and hollering in laughter as an aerial view shows Crash laughing in the middle of the chaos until the feed cuts to black… )
( Dynasty Wrestling logo flashes )