Male Narrator: … How many have fallen?
(A spotlight shines upon a ring where the faint sounds of previous Grand Rampage matches can be heard)
Male Narrator: Dozens turned to hundreds, and hundreds will turn to thousands.
(Dozens of indistinguishable men appear in the ring, battling amongst each other while the spotlight follows only one)
Male Narrator: All for the insatiable lust to be atop the mountain, if only for one night.
(The Pain For Pride logo appears in the distance, above the battling men within the ring)
Male Narrator: To become a Champion of the World; to become a Legend. They seek a culmination to their individual odysseys upon the greatest stage of them all. It’s within their reach, so what does it take to survive and make their dream a reality?
(The spotlight suddenly goes out, covering the screen in pitch black darkness; the previous audio now dead silent. The spotlight appears above a close up of a determined TLA as “The Wolves” by Killer Tracks begins to play)
Male Narrator: Confidence?
(The spotlight goes out before coming back on to show a close up of a determined Lars Grier)
Male Narrator: Power?
(The spotlight goes out before coming back on to show a close up of The Pizza Boy as “The Wolves” by Killer Tracks continues)
Male Narrator: Unbreakable will?
“This World is slowing down…”
(The spotlight goes out before coming back on to show a close up of Ryan Marx)
Male Narrator: An advantage?
“How can I fight it?”
(The spotlight goes out before coming back on to show a close up of Nasir Moore)
Male Narrator: Years of scratching and clawing?
“How can I?”
(The spotlight goes out before coming back on to show a close up of Tiberius IV)
Male Narrator: Momentum?
“Listen when there’s no sound”…
(The spotlight begins rapidly going off and on, briefly showing the faces of Sheridan Muller, Stark, Kelly Hackenschmidt, Zack Crash, Lucas Johnson, Rex McAllister, Moongoose McQueen, and more)
Male Narrator: Perhaps it’s none of the above…
“The wolves are out”…
(The spotlight completely goes out as the screen is pitch black once more)
Male Narrator: Perhaps it’s an animalistic instinct to survive.
“Yes, the wolves are out.”
(After a few seconds of silence, the camera cuts to several clips of the participants of the Grand Rampage fighting one another throughout the weeks leading up to the Grand Rampage)
“I’m losing sight of all reality”
Male Narrator: It’s no more than a natural desire to stay alive.
“Satellites singing serenity”
Male Narrator: A cacophony of hunger for gold, for victory, for fame, and for blood.
“Send out a signal, please remember me”
Male Narrator: An instinct that tells us…
“Send out a signal, please remember me”
(The clips stop as the screen goes black once more)
Male Narrator: Kill… Or be killed.
(After several seconds, a graphic is shown of the Voltage, Empire, Showdown, and Dynasty logos)
Narrator: AND NOW… VOLTAGE… EMPIRE… SHOWDOWN… DYNASTY… ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PRESENTS: THE 10TH ANNUAL GRAND RAMPAGE!
(All four brand logos come together to create the EAW logo before cutting to Camp Nou in Barcelona, Spain as orange fireworks explode all across the stadium before ending with one final big explosion high above the elaborate Grand Rampage stage complete with walls covered in the names of those who have lost in the Grand Rampage match while the ramp is set up to look like a road)
Stew-O: WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO THE TENTH EVER GRAND RAMPAGE!!!
(The camera cuts to Jake Mercer and Stew-O at the Dynasty Announce Table)
Stew: THIS CROWD IN BARCELONA IS ALREADY ELECTRIC! THEY’RE STARVED FOR SOME EAW ACTION, AND THEY’RE GOING TO GET IT TONIGHT IN A BIG, BAD WAY! I CAN’T BELIEVE WE’VE MADE IT TO THE TENTH EVER GRAND RAMPAGE, BUT IT’S HERE!
Mercer: I don’t care how loud these people are, Stew! Stop yelling my damn ear! We’re all well aware how big this is and what we’re gonna be seeing tonight! The Hall of Fame Championship trilogy comes to an end! FOUR massive World Championship bouts! The Tag Team Championships on the line! So much more! We’d go ahead and throw it to the dozens of other commentators that speak in different languages, but we’ve got to let the World know that English is the only language that matters, so we’re gonna throw it right over to Showdown so that can get this show on the road!
(The camera cuts to Pierre McGuire and Cherish at the Showdown Announce Table)
Pierre: Thanks, Jake, I think! There’s no doubt about it, this is going to be a show like you’ve never seen before! It’s not gonna be easy to top what we saw last year, but with the matches we’re gonna see here tonight, I’m confident this will be an instant classic worthy of the tenth ever Grand Rampage!
Cherish: And what better way to start the night off than with a Showdown contest, am I right? Let’s not waste anymore time! The road to Pain For Pride is already getting warmed up and so let’s get this thing going! Ring Announcer, take it away!
(The camera cuts to the Ring Announcer standing in the middle of the ring)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall!…. IT WILL BE CONTESTED UNDER EXTREME RULES… AND IT IS FOR THE E-A-W UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!…..
(“Shoot To Thrill” by AC/DC plays all throughout Camp Nou as the crowd erupts with cheers)
Announcer: FIRST, THE CHALLENGERS….
(Robbie V and Brian Daniels make their way out to the stage in green and blue-colored attire with two blue dragons depicted on Robbie’s singlet and a single green dragon depicted upon Brian’s tights going down to his right knee pad and kick pad)
Announcer: THEY WEIGHED IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 447 POUNDS!…. THEY ARE THE TEAM OF… “DRAGONBORN”, BRIAN DANIELS…. “THE LEGENDARY SEKAIICHI”, ROB-BIE-V…. THEY ARE ROOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!….
Pierre: These two are looking better than ever! You can’t even recognize them from the two men we saw take on Jaywalker and Lannister respectively in two of the most grueling Hell In A Cell contests we’ve ever seen! They took a thrashing unlike any other, and Robbie even moreso with another beating at the hands of his own son, Ares! It looked like RoViper may be done, but here they are, and they’re ready to fight!
Cherish: Yeah, but you KNOW injuries don’t just magically heal. Damien Murrow knows that as well, and that’s exactly why he put this match together. He pleaded with The High Rollerz to get rid of RoViper, and you could say at least HEALTH-wise, they have the advantage. That isn’t going to stop either of these two, though. Both Daniels and Robbie have been known to go far beyond their limits when needed, and I’m sure they will tonight too.
(“I Get Money” by 50 Cent plays all throughout Camp Nou as the crowd begins to loudly boo while RoViper warm up in the ring)
Announcer: AND THEIR OPPONENTS….
(The confident team of Jack Ripley and David Davidson make their way out to the stage, dressed in matching black and white attire with their EAW Unified Tag Team Championships upon their shoulders)
Announcer: MAKING THEIR WAY TOWARDS THE RING…. WEIGHING IN AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 412 POUNDS…. THEY ARE THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…. THE TEAM OF “TOP SHELF” JACK RIPLEY AND “ALLIGATOR BLOOD” DAVID DAVIDSON…. THEY ARE THE HIGH ROOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEERRRRRRZZZZZ!!!….
Pierre: These two young men have absolutely dominated the EAW Tag Team Division since returning months ago – beating every team in their path, but now they’ve got a very clear axe to grind with the two men there in the ring that created those Championships The High Rollerz are holding!
Cherish: They’ve claimed they’re not doing this for Murrow’s benefit, but to simply prove they ARE the absolute best Tag Team in EAW History. Can you really fault them for that?
Pierre: I can if they’re clearly full of it. They’ve been doing Murrow’s dirty work for a while, so I’m not so sure I can believe that, but nonetheless, they are incredibly talented and with their age advantage, and constant tag team experience, it could be enough to capture the win.
(“I Get Money” fades out as The High Rollerz and RoViper stare down from across the ring while the Referee attempts to get Ripley and Davidson to hand him the Championships)
Pierre: The High Rollerz look like they don’t want to let go of those Titles at all.
Cherish: Maybe they think this might be the last time they see them?
Pierre: Not so sure about that, who knows with these two…
(The High Rollerz reluctantly give the Official their Unified Tag Team Championships. The Referee shows the Titles to RoViper, to the audience, and then to the hard camera as he holds them up)
Pierre: That’s what it’s all about here. The–
Cherish: THE HIGH ROLLERZ RUSH IN, SWIPING THE TITLES OUT OF THE REFEREE’S HANDS AND CHARGING INTO ROVIPER WITH THEM?! BOTH RIPLEY AND DAVIDSON MISS THEIR INCOMING SHOTS WITH THOSE TITLES AS ROBBIE AND DANIELS DUCK IT! THE HIGH ROLLERZ QUICKLY TURN AROUND RIGHT INTO THE ONSLAUGHT OF SHOTS FROM ROVIPER AS THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL TO GET THIS EXTREME RULES CONTEST STARTED OFF!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Pierre: THIS MATCH IS OFFICIAL AS ROBBIE AND DANIELS CONTINUE TO LAY INTO THE HIGH ROLLERZ! RIPLEY AND DAVIDSON NARROWLY MANAGE TO DODGE AN INCOMING SHOT FROM BOTH OPPONENTS AS THEY USE THE OPPORTUNITY TO CATCH BOTH MEMBERS OF ROVIPER WITH SIMULTANEOUS IRISH WHIPS! ROVIPER IMMEDIATELY TURN IT INTO IRISH WHIPS OF THEIR OWN AS THE HIGH ROLLERZ GO INTO THE ROPES, BUT ROVIPER IS RIGHT ON THEIR TAIL! SIMULTANEOUS CLOTHESLINES SEND BOTH MEMBERS OF THE HIGH ROLLERZ STRAIGHT TO THE OUTSIDE! An explosive start to this contest!
Cherish: This crowd is loving every second of it, Pierre! RoViper doesn’t look even close to finished just yet as they both eye Ripley and Davidson, watching them struggle to get up… ROVIPER’S QUICK TO HIT THE ROPES TO PICK UP A FULL HEAD OF STEAM AS THEY COMING BARRELING TOWARDS THEIR OPPONENTS! SUICIDE DIVES!!
Pierre: DAVID DAVIDSON PULLS OUT A CHAIR FROM UNDER THE RING AS HE NAILS THE INCOMING ROBBIE V WITH IT WHILE DANIELS IS SUCCESSFUL WITH HIS SUICIDE DIVE INTO JACK RIPLEY!! Robbie is down, dazed and confused in the ring as Davidson immediately picks that chair back up! Brian Daniels has no clue what just happen as he quickly tries to get back to his feet! AND DAVIDSON SWINGS THAT CHAIR STRAIGHT INTO THE SPINE OF DANIELS!
Cherish: Brian Daniels shoots up with a determined look on his face?! This guy looks pissed off more than hurt! He’s egging Davidson on! DAVID DAVIDSON SWINGS ONCE MORE FOR THE SKULL OF DANIELS! DANIELS CUTS HIM OFF WITH A LOUD FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE! ANOTHER! ANOTHER FOREARM CAUSES DAVIDSON TO DROP THAT CHAIR! HE’S FALTERING! JACK RIPLEY’S BACK IN THIS AS HE CATCHES DANIELS WITH A LOWBLOW FROM BEHIND! DAVIDSON SEIZES THE OPPORTUNITY WITH A LOUD ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SKULL OF DANIELS, TAKING HIM DOWN! They may have this finally under control!
Pierre: NO–ROBBIE V SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF OVER AND TO THE OUTSIDE FOR A CROSSBODY STRAIGHT INTO DAVID DAVIDSON OUT OF NOWHERE! HE’S ALREADY BACK IN THIS! These two teams have been laying into one another right from the get go as Robbie struggles to get back to his feet, still feeling the effects of that chairshot to the skull earlier… Ripley is the first to his feet as he wastes no time grabbing a hold of Robbie from behind! He sends Robbie crashing hard into the nearby barricade! Robbie struggles to get himself on his feet against that barricade as Ripley charges into him! ROBBIE SENDS RIPLEY UP AND OVER RIGHT INTO THE FRONT ROW!
Cherish: No! Ripley manages to land on his feet! HE PUSHES A FAN ASIDE AND GRABS THEIR CHAIR! RIPLEY WITH A SICKENING CHAIR SHOT OFF THE BACK OF ROBBIE V’S SKULL!! Ripley throws the chair down as a dazed Robbie stumbles around, still on his feet! Ripley’s got him in his sights! HE USES THE BARRICADE FOR A SLINGSHOT DDT AS HE PLANTS ROBBIE RIGHT ON TOP OF HIS SKULL!! ROBBIE MAY BE OUT FOR AT LEAST A WHILE WITH THAT! Ripley and Davidson are back to their feet, but Brian Daniels isn’t far behind! All three men simultaneously get back up on the outside as they immediately lock eyes! I think Daniels just realized he’s on his own for the moment! DANIELS WASTES NO TIME GOING TO WORK WITH A FOREARM, ROCKING JACK RIPLEY! A FOREARM TO DAVID DAVIDSON NOW! DANIELS WITH RAPID-FIRE FOREARM SMASHES INTO THE HIGH ROLLERZ! HE’S NOT GIVING THEM AN INCH!
Pierre: THE HIGH ROLLERZ PUT A STOP TO THE ONSLAUGHT AS THEY MANAGE TO CATCH DANIELS WITH SIMULTANEOUS SUPERKICKS! Look at this! Brian Daniels refuses to fall! He’s got his feet planted and refuses to go down even after those stereo superkicks! Another roundhouse kick connects to the skull of Daniels from Davidson, but it doesn’t take him down this time! DANIELS LETS OUT A BATTLE CRY RIGHT IN THE FACE OF THE HIGH ROLLERZ! JACK RIPLEY NOW WITH A YAKUZA KICK TO THE FACE OF DANIELS, BUT HE JUST WON’T GO DOWN! THIS GUY ABSOLUTELY REFUSES! THE HIGH ROLLERZ GRAB DANIELS AND SEND HIM FLYING BACK WITH ALL THEY’VE GOT AS HE GOES CRASHING HARD INTO THE STEEL STEPS AT RINGSIDE!! BOTH MEMBERS OF THE HIGH ROLLERZ NOW JUST LAYING INTO DANIELS WITH CLUBBING BLOWS AND STOMPS! DANIELS IS DOING ALL HE CAN TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! THEY PULL HIM UP!
Cherish: What are they thinking here? THEY BOTH PICK DANIELS UP AND DOUBLE-TEAM SUPLEX HIM RIGHT INTO THE EDGE OF THE RING APRON!! DANIELS DROPS DOWN, NEARLY LANDING ON HIS HEAD! FAVORING THE SMALL OF HIS BACK! The High Rollerz are proving here tonight how absolutely merciless they can be! They didn’t come here just to win and retain their Championships! They genuinely want to end the careers of RoViper! The High Rollerz drag Brian Daniels back up and send him rolling back into the ring… I got a bad feeling about this now as Davidson slides in while Ripley climbs up to the apron… Davidson with a few hard forearms into the still down Daniels before dragging him up! Davidson and Ripley look at one another like they want to end this? Davidson has Daniels up! HE SETS HIM UP FOR A FALLING NECKBREAKER! THEY’RE LOOKING FOR THE END ALREADY! JACKPOT AS RIPLEY LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE!!!!
Pierre: NO–RIPLEY IS CAUGHT BY A FOOT AND PULLED DOWN TO THE MAT AT RINGSIDE BY ROBBIE V!! ROBBIE IS BACK IN THIS AS HE STARTS LAYING INTO A DEFENSELESS JACK RIPLEY! DAVIDSON REALIZES WHAT’S GOING ON, BUT IT’S TOO LATE AS BRIAN DANIELS SEIZES THE DISTRACTION BY SWINGING AN ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF HIS OPPONENT! DANIELS ESCAPES DAVIDSON’S GRIP AS BOTH MEN TURN AROUND!
Cherish: Ripley swings at Robbie, but it’s ducked! RIPLEY TURNS AROUND ONLY TO GET CAUGHT WITH A LOUD SUPERKICK FROM ROBBIE V!
Pierre: DANIELS LOOKS FOR A BIG LARIAT AT CLOSE RANGE TO DAVIDSON, BUT DAVIDSON DUCKS IT AND CHARGES FORWARD! HE CATCHES ROBBIE WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE AS ROBBIE V IS DOWN ONCE MORE ON THE OUTSIDE! David Davidson quickly gets back to his feet as Daniels comes charging straight for him! He manages to sidestep Daniels! HE’S CAUGHT HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A WAIST LOCK AND AN IMMEDIATE GERMAN SUPLEX!! NO–DANIELS IS UP?! BRIAN DANIELS IS BACK UP LIKE IT DIDN’T EVEN FAZE HIM AS HE LOCKS THE WAIST OF A SURPRISED DAVIDSON! HE’S DEADLIFTING DAVIDSON UP AGAINST HIS WILL! A POWERFUL GERMAN SUPLEX OF HIS OWN CONNECTS BY BRIAN DANIELS!! What a move! David Davidson is looking dazed here as he struggles to climb back to his feet! Daniels is already up, waiting for him! Davidson manages to catch Daniels with a forearm, but there’s not enough power behind it! Another forearm–it’s blocked by Daniels!
Cherish: BRIAN DANIELS WITH A SPINNING FOREARM TO THE FACE OF DAVIDSON! ANOTHER SPINNING FOREARM! A SPINNING ELBOW LOUDLY CONNECTS! A SPINNING BACKFIST! ANOTHER SPINNING BACKFIST!! DIE! DIE! DIE!!! BRIAN DANIELS IS ABSOLUTELY UNLOADING AS DAVID DAVIDSON BACKPEDALS INTO THE ROPES! DANIELS BURSTS FORWARD AND SENDS DAVIDSON STRAIGHT TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE!! DANIELS WANTS MORE OF HIM AS HE HITS THE ROPES! DAVIDSON STRUGGLES TO GET BACK UP ON THE OUTSIDE AS DANIELS COMES CHARGING IN WITH ALL HE’S GOT! SUICIDE DIVE!!!
Pierre: IT’S GOOD AS DAVIDSON GOES SLAMMING INTO THE BARRICADE! DANIELS ISN’T DONE YET! HE’S A MAN ON A MISSION HERE AND HE WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO PUNISH THE HIGH ROLLERZ! DANIELS SLIDES RIGHT BACK INTO THE RING AND HITS THE ROPES ONCE MORE AS THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET! INCOMING!! A SECOND SUICIDE DIVE CONNECTS INTO DAVID DAVIDSON!!! DANIELS STILL ISN’T DONE AS HE CLIMBS BACK TO HIS FEET! HE’S STILL NOT DONE! DANIELS ROLLS RIGHT BACK INTO THE RING! HE HITS THE ROPES WITH MOMENTUM AT HIS BACK! A THIRD SUICIDE DIVE!!!
Cherish: JACK RIPLEY STOPS THE INCOMING DANIELS DEAD IN HIS TRACKS WITH A LOUD SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE AS DANIELS ATTEMPTS THE SUICIDE DIVE!! Ripley may have just saved his partner from being taken out of the equation entirely in this contest! Ripley grabs a hold of the limp Brian Daniels, pulling him out from the ropes and into a suplex position on the outside… Ripley starts to pick up some speed… HE SENDS BRIAN DANIELS CRASHING INTO THE NOW EMPTY CHAIRS OF THE FRONT ROW FANS WITH A TOSSING SUPLEX!! Robbie V rushes in with rapid-fire clubbing blows to the spine of Ripley now! HE PULLS RIPLEY IN! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX CONNECTS RIGHT THERE ON THE MAT AS RIPLEY IS FOLDED UP LIKE A DAMN ACCORDION!! Robbie climbs back to his feet, pulling Ripley up and sending him rolling back into the ring! This Barcelona crowd is on their feet as Robbie climbs up to the apron!
Pierre: You’re right about that! They know what’s coming! Robbie ascends to the top! HE’S PERCHED! FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!!
Cherish: IT’S STOPPED AS DAVID DAVIDSON CHUCKS A STEEL CHAIR RIGHT AT THE SKULL OF ROBBIE V FROM THE OUTSIDE!! WHAT A SICKENING SOUND THAT JUST MADE AS ROBBIE’S BARELY ABLE TO KEEP HIMSELF UP ON THE TOP! RIPLEY FORCES HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET IN THE RING AND COMES CHARGING! HE RUSHES UP TO THE TOP! BELLY TO BELLY SUPERPLEX TO ROBBIE V!!! THE BODY OF ROBBIE IS SENT EMPHATICALLY CRASHING HARD TO THE CANVAS! HE MAY BE OUT! David Davidson is looking to capitalize!
Pierre: Davidson’s still in visible pain from that beating he took from Daniels, but he’s still going as he climbs to the top! HE’S GOT ROBBIE IN HIS SIGHTS! KOBE!!! A BEAUTIFUL DIVING HEADBUTT CONNECTS ON ROBBIE V!! DAVIDSON HOOKS THE LEG OF ROBBIE FOR THE WIN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………….
Cherish: ROBBIE GETS A SHOULDER UP! HE’S NOT DONE JUST YET! The High Rollerz look exhausted as a pissed off David Davidson gets up to his knees, contemplating their next move! Ripley rolls to the outside? He’s searching under the apron! Davidson nods as Ripley starts pulling out various weapons, and every single one of them are completely legal in this Extreme Rules contest! A trash can filled with several other items is sent flying into the ring! Ripley sends chair after chair after chair flying in! He pulls out a table now! Ripley slides it into the ring as Davidson continues to chip away at Robbie, laying into him with a series of stomps! Ripley now… The smug look on this guy’s face… AS HE PULLS OUT A BOARD COVERED IN BARBED WIRE?! WHO THE HELL PUT THAT THERE?!
Pierre: I wouldn’t be shocked at all if Damien Murrow himself made certain these things were kept under the ring for this contest! Ripley slides in that dangerous barbed wire board into the ring with the rest of the weapons as The High Rollerz may be well on their way to finishing off Robbie V! Davidson continues to lay into Robbie as Ripley looks to put that barbed wire board to good use – setting it up in the nearby corner of the ring! It’s making me uncomfortable just watching this! Robbie’s in big trouble if something doesn’t give! The High Rollerz drag Robbie back up to his feet, navigating him towards that barbed wire board! THEY BOTH PICK HIM UP FOR A DOUBLE TEAM SUPLEX!! Hold on! Brian Daniels climbs on the apron as the crowd lights up! The High Rollerz aren’t taking a chance as they drop Robbie! THEY EXPLODE FORWARD! DANIELS LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE! SPRINGBOARD MISSILE DROPKICK AS DANIELS CATCHES BOTH MEMBERS OF THE HIGH ROLLERZ WITH ONE FOOT EACH!! DANIELS KIPS UP TO HIS FEET!
Cherish: Brian Daniels may have just completely turned the tide for RoViper here! A damaged Robbie V gets back up to his feet as The High Rollerz struggle to get up! RoViper has both Ripley and Davidson on their knees! DANIELS WITH A LOUD SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST OF RIPLEY! ROBBIE WITH A KICK OF HIS OWN TO THE CHEST OF DAVIDSON! DANIELS WITH ANOTHER KICK TO RIPLEY! ROBBIE WITH ANOTHER TO DAVIDSON! ANOTHER TO RIPLEY! ANOTHER TO DAVIDSON! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER TO THE HIGH ROLLERZ AS THIS BARCELONA CROWD IS LOVING EVERY SECOND OF IT! ROBBIE AND DANIELS BACK UP AS THEY LET OUT A BATTLE CRY! BOTH MEN SWING FOR THE FINAL KICK TO THE SKULL OF THE HIGH ROLLERZ! NO–RIPLEY AND DAVIDSON DUCK IT!
Pierre: BUT ROBBIE INSTEAD HITS RIPLEY WITH AN IMMEDIATE SECOND BIG KICK TO THE SKULL WHILE DANIELS DOES THE SAME TO DAVIDSON!! THEY WEREN’T LETTING THEM GET AWAY THAT EASILY! ROVIPER IS IN FULL CONTROL HERE! THEY MAY BE LOOKING TO FINISH THIS! Daniels grabs that nearby table Ripley introduced to this contest as he picks it up and places it in the opposite corner of that barbed wire board! Daniels and Robbie pull Ripley and Davidson up! This isn’t looking good whatsoever for the High Rollerz! ROBBIE PICKS UP RIPLEY ON HIS SHOULDERS WHILE DANIELS PICKS UP DAVIDSON ON HIS SHOULDERS THEY PICK UP MOMENTUM FROM THE CENTER OF THE RING AS DANIELS COMES CHARGING TOWARDS THAT TABLE WHILE ROBBIE CHARGES AT THE BARBED WIRE BOARD! THE HIGH ROLLERZ ARE FIGHTING IT WITH WHATEVER THEY HAVE LEFT! BOTH DAVIDSON AND RIPLEY MANAGE TO ESCAPE OFF THE SHOULDERS OF DANIELS AND ROBBIE!
Cherish: DAVIDSON AND RIPLEY ARE LAYING INTO DANIELS AND ROBBIE WITH ALL THEY’VE GOT! ROBBIE AND DANIELS WITH LARIATS, BUT BOTH MEMBERS OF THE HIGH ROLLERZ HAVE IT SCOUTED AS THEY DUCK THEM! THE HIGH ROLLERZ COME CHARGING AT OPPOSITE OPPONENTS NOW WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM!!
(Robbie sends David Davidson into the barbed wire board with a back body drop while Brian Daniels sends Jack Ripley into the table with a back body drop)
Pierre: OH MY GOD!! BOTH OF THE HIGH ROLLERZ HAVE JUST BEEN TAKEN OUT IN STEREO AS RIPLEY IS LEFT IN THE SHATTERED REMAINS OF THAT TABLE WHILE DAVIDSON IS IN AGONIZING PAIN, CAUGHT BY THOSE RAZOR-SHARP BARBS RIPPING AT HIS FLESH!! I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE PAIN HE’S GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW! Daniels and Robbie look at one another like they want to legitimately finish this once and for all! Both men are battered and exhausted! They want to walk out of Barcelona as the new Unified Tag Team Champions, and they’re well on their way! They turn their focus on David Davidson as he manages to pull himself out of the barbed wire board! Blood running down his body from where those barbs tore at his skin! Robbie and Daniels grab the barbed wire board… THEY BOTH PICK IT UP AND DROP IS DOWN ACROSS THE BACK OF DAVID DAVIDSON!!! DAVIDSON IS SCREAMING OUT IN AGONY!! RoViper immediately make their way to opposite corners of the ring!
Cherish: Davidson painfully extracts that barbed wire board off of him, struggling to get all of the barbed wire away from him! He barely manages to flip the board off as Daniels and Robbie are perched! Davidson is bloodied and beaten in the center of the ring! DANIELS LEAPS AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG DIVING HEADBUTT TO DAVIDSON!!! ROBBIE LEAPS!! FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH ONTO DAVID DAVIDSON!!!! ROBBIE CLUTCHES HIS RIBS IN PAIN AS DANIELS COVERS DAVIDSON TO FINISH THIS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!
Pierre: IT’S BROKEN UP JUST IN THE KNICK OF TIME BY A LUNGING JACK RIPLEY!! JACK RIPLEY HAS SAVED THIS CONTEST FOR THE HIGH ROLLERZ BY THE SKIN OF HIS TEETH!! RIPLEY IS BACK IN THIS AS ROBBIE AND HE BOTH GET BACK TO THEIR FEET! ROBBIE CHARGES WITH A SPIN KICK! NOBODY’S HOME! RIPLEY GRABS A COOKING SHEET THAT FELL OUT OF THAT TRASH CAN EARLIER AS ROBBIE CHARGES ONCE MORE! RIPLEY NAILS HIM ACROSS THE SKULL WITH THAT COOKING SHEET! ANOTHER SHOT ACROSS THE SKULL OF ROBBIE V! RIPLEY GRABS ONE OF THOSE NEARBY CHAIRS NEXT AS HE DRIVES THE END OF IT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF ROBBIE!! DANIELS IS UP AS RIPLEY SWINGS THE CHAIR STRAIGHT INTO HIS SKULL AS WELL! ROBBIE’S BACK UP! RIPLEY SWINGS THAT CHAIR EMPHATICALLY INTO THE SKULL OF ROBBIE!! LOOK AT THE DENT IN THAT CHAIR AS ROBBIE DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE! HE’S VISIBLY BUSTED OPEN!
Cherish: RIPLEY SWINGS WITH THAT CHAIR INTO THE SKULL OF DANIELS ONCE MORE! NO–DANIELS KICKS IT OUT OF RIPLEY’S HANDS! DANIELS WITH ANOTHER KICK! ANOTHER! HE PULLS RIPLEY IN, TAKING HIM INTO THE CORNER! SKYWALKER!!! NO–RIPLEY CATCHES THE ATTEMPTED SHIRANUI! HE’S GOT DANIELS IN HIS GRASP! RIPLEY CHARGES FORWARD AND LAUNCHES DANIELS WITH A LAWN DART THROW AS DAVID DAVIDSON COMES IN OUT OF NOWHERE FOR A DEVASTATING CUTTER TO DANIELS IN MID-AIR!!! RIPLEY WASTES NO TIME ROLLING DANIELS OVER FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!
Pierre: IT’S BROKEN UP AS ROBBIE COMES IN OUT OF NOWHERE TO PUSH RIPLEY OFF OF DANIELS! Robbie V is a bloody mess! That chair shot cut him badly! He’s covered in blood! Ripley immediately goes on the attack, laying into Robbie! Robbie can barely defend himself! Daniels is struggling back to his feet as Ripley stomps away at Robbie! DANIELS NOW LAYING INTO RIPLEY WITH RAPID-FIRE SHOTS! DAVIDSON WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE BACK OF DANIELS’ SKULL! HE PULLS HIM IN! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX RIGHT ONTO THAT NEARBY BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!
Cherish: DANIELS IS WRITHING IN PAIN AS RIPLEY TAKES ROBBIE TO THE OUTSIDE!! Ripley still laying into Robbie! Ripley now… What is he thinking? He’s ripping and tearing at the mat here on the outside! Jack Ripley is exposing the cement underneath the mats as David Davidson joins him! Robbie can barely fight! That chair shot and all the blood he’s lost may have rendered him unable to keep going! The High Rollerz clearly have something in mind here as Davidson pulls Robbie in… Oh no… Ripley climbs to apron… COME ON NOW! THIS IS GOING TOO FAR!
(David Davidson hits a Spike Piledriver on Robbie V into the cement as Jack Ripley helps drive Robbie down into it by his feet off the apron)
Pierre: JESUS CHRIST!! THE HIGH ROLLERZ HAVE JUST DRIVEN ROBBIE V RIGHT ON HIS SKULL INTO THE CEMENT WITH THAT GG DRIVER!!!! ROBBIE ISN’T MOVING!! THEY COULD HAVE JUST BROKEN HIS NECK! THESE TWO ARE SICK! SICK, SICK MEN! EMTS ARE ALREADY RUSHING DOWN HERE TO RINGSIDE TO CHECK ON ROBBIE! NOT SHOCKING MURROW HAD THEM ON STANDBY FOR THIS CONTEST! ROBBIE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO EVEN CONTINUE THIS MATCH! WHAT A DISGUSTING MANEUVER! THESE TWO MAY HAVE JUST ENDED THIS MAN’S CAREER WITH THAT! DISGUSTING!
Cherish: AND DANIELS FINALLY MANAGES TO PULL HIMSELF OUT OF THAT BARBED WIRE, BUT IT’S TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE! The High Rollerz are back on the prowl to finish off RoViper! EMTs continue trying to check on the unresponsive Robbie V here on the outside as Ripley and Davidson slide back into the ring while Brian Daniels slowly rises back up… RIPLEY TURNS HIM AROUND! CAUSTIC ECHO!!!! BRIAN DANIELS WITH A CAUSTIC ECHO OUT OF THE DAMN BLUE!!! HE’S GOTTA COVER HIM!!
Pierre: DAVID DAVIDSON CONNECTS WITH THE BE NO MORE!!!! THAT EMPHATIC SPIN KICK TO THE SKULL OF AN UNSUSPECTING BRIAN DANIELS BEFORE HE COULD EVEN ATTEMPT A COVER!! DAVIDSON DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER TO FINALLY FINISH THIS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!
Cherish: DANIELS KICKS OUT?! DANIELS GOT A SHOULDER UP! HE’S STILL ALIVE! I DON’T KNOW HOW, BUT HE’S STILL GOING!
(Robbie V is stretchered out on the outside as the match continues)
Pierre: Daniels is all on his own by this point, but he refuses to die here! The High Rollerz look like they just want to end this more than anything! They’ve already potentially ended one member of RoViper and that may be good enough for them! They just need to finish off Brian Daniels! Davidson drags Daniels back up to his feet, setting him up in a falling neckbreaker position while a still dazed Jack Ripley rolls to the outside! They’re looking for the end! JACKPOT!!!! NO–DANIELS ESCAPES FROM THE GRASP OF DAVIDSON BEFORE RIPLEY COULD GO TO THE TOP! AN INFURIATED DAVIDSON TURNS TO DANIELS, ONLY TO GET ROCKED WITH A LOUD ELBOW TO THE FACE! A BIG FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS! DAVIDSON SWINGS, BUT HE’S CAUGHT FROM BEHIND! TIGER SUPLEX!!! Daniels rushes back to his feet as he sees a still hurt Jack Ripley on the apron! DANIELS CHARGES! RIPLEY SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF THROUGH THE ROPES FOR A SPEAR!! HE’S CAUGHT!! DANIELS CATCHES RIPLEY! FOURTH SEAL!!!! THE FOURTH SEAL IS LOCKED IN!!! DANIELS COULD WIN THIS!!
Cherish: THE SUBMISSION IS BROKEN UP AS DAVID DAVIDSON SMACKS A STEEL CHAIR ACROSS THE SPINE OF DANIELS!! ANOTHER SICKENING SHOT TO THE SPINE WITH THAT CHAIR FROM DAVIDSON!! HE’S LAYING INTO DANIELS WITH THAT CHAIR! WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE’S DOING NOW?! DAVID DAVIDSON IS WRAPPING THAT CHAIR AROUND THE THROAT OF BRIAN DANIELS! HE’S TELLING RIPLEY TO FINISH THIS OFF! RIPLEY GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, STUMBLING OVER TO THE CORNER! EVERY MAN IN THIS CONTEST IS BLOODIED AND BATTERED! RIPLEY STARTS TO CLIMB TO THE TOP!
Pierre: SOMEBODY STOP THESE GUYS! THEY’RE ABOUT TO BREAK DANIELS’ DAMN NECK IF THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN!
(The crowd loudly stirs)
Cherish: What the Hell?
Pierre: OH MY GOD!
(A blood-covered Robbie V stumbles out to the stage with a barbed wire baseball bat in his hands)
Pierre: ROBBIE V IS BACK OUT HERE?! WHAT IN THE HELL?! IT’S A MIRACLE THIS GUY CAN EVEN WALK RIGHT NOW! HOW THE HELL IS HE BACK IN THIS?!
Cherish: I DON’T KNOW, BUT HE’S HERE, AND HE’S NOT ALONE! WHERE WERE THEY KEEPING THAT THING?! ROBBIE V’S GOT BRIAN DANIELS’ BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT IN HAND AS THE HIGH ROLLERZ REALIZE WHAT’S HAPPENING! RIPLEY DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE, LOOKING TO GET RID OF ROBBIE! HE CHARGES! ROBBIE DRIVES THAT BARBED WIRE BAT INTO THE GUT OF RIPLEY! A BIG SHOT TO THE SKULL WITH THAT BAT TO RIPLEY!!
Pierre: DAVID DAVIDSON READIES HIMSELF AS ROBBIE PICKS UP MOMENTUM ON HIS WAY DOWN TO THE RING! I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING! ROBBIE SLIDES IN AS DAVIDSON IMMEDIATELY LAYS INTO HIM WITH STIFF STOMPS TO THE BODY! DAVIDSON REFUSES TO LET THIS SLIP THROUGH HIS FINGERS! BRIAN DANIELS IS BACK UP AS HE TAKES THAT CHAIR OFF FROM AROUND HIS THROAT AND SWINGS IT INTO THE SPINE OF DAVIDSON! DAVIDSON DROPS TO HIS KNEES IN PAIN, STILL COVERED IN LACERATIONS FROM THAT BARBED WIRE! A bloodied Robbie stumbles back up, tossing the barbed wire bat to Brian Daniels! RoViper stalk David Davidson as he struggles back up… DANIELS DRIVES THAT BARBED WIRE BAT INTO THE GUT OF DAVIDSON! HE NAILS HIM WITH A SHOT TO THE SKULL WITH THE BAT AS DAVIDSON GOES REELING INTO ROBBIE V! CONCUSSION!!!!
Cherish: DAVIDSON IS STILL SOMEHOW ON HIS FEET AFTER THE CONUSSION AS HE WOOZILY STUMBLES INTO BRIAN DANIELS WHO DROPS THE BAT! CAUSTIC ECHO!!!! DAVIDSON IS OUT! HE IS AS OUT AS IT GETS!
Pierre: This crowd is losing their minds, but RoViper isn’t finished yet! Robbie starts climbing to the top turnbuckle! He wants his receipt for earlier on David Davidson! HE’S PERCHED! HE–
Cherish: JACK RIPLEY ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING, PICKING UP THAT TRASH CAN AS HE IMMEDIATELY CHECKS IT INTO THE SKULL OF ROBBIE V! ROBBIE NEARLY COMPLETELY FALLS OFF THE TOP, BARELY HANGING ON BY HIS FOOT AS DANIELS CHARGES AT RIPLEY! LARIAT! NOBODY’S HOME! DANIELS TURNS AROUND TO EAT A LOUD SUPERKICK TO THE MOUTH FROM RIPLEY! RIPLEY PULLS HIM IN! THE PRICE IS WRONG BITCH!!!! AN EMPHATIC SPINNING SUPLEX FACEBUSTER CONNECTS ON BRIAN DANIELS!!! RIPLEY DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER JUST YET AS HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, TARGETING ROBBIE V ON THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE ONCE MORE! HE CLIMBS UP THERE, NAILING ROBBIE WITH SHOT AFTER SHOT! ROBBIE COMPLETELY DROPS DOWN, BUT STILL MANAGES TO HANG ON BY A FOOT IN A MODIFIED TREE OF WOE!
Pierre: Ripley turns his attention to the downed Brian Daniels in the ring now! He’s perched on top! RIPLEY LOOKS TO FINISH THIS! BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!!
Cherish: ROBBIE FORCES HIMSELF UP AS HE GRABS RIPLEY!! HE TOSSES RIPLEY OFF AND TO THE OUTSIDE AS RIPLEY GOES CRASHING ONTO THAT EXPOSED CEMENT BELOW AT RINGSIDE!!! ROBBIE V IS STILL ALIVE!! HE FORCES HIMSELF UP WITH ALL THE UPPER BODY STRENGTH HE CAN MUSTER! ROBBIE’S BACK UP! HE’S GOTTA END THIS! ROBBIE PERCHED HIMSELF UP ON THERE! HE’S A BLOODY, BEATEN, BATTERED MESS! HE LEAPS!!
Pierre: FALL FROM GRACE!!!! ROBBIE V WITH A HUGE SWANTON BOMB ONTO THE STILL DOWN DAVID DAVIDSON AS HE BARELY MAKES THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!
Pierre: THEY DID IT!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Shoot To Thrill” by AC/DC plays all throughout Camp Nou as the crowd erupts with cheers)
Announcer: THE WINNERS OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL…. AND NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…. BRIAN DANIELS AND ROBBIE V…. ROOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!
Pierre: WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL CONTEST! These four men destroyed one another with everything they had! Somehow, some way, Robbie V managed to stay alive and capture the win for RoViper as they’ve just been crowned the new Unified Tag Team Champions!
Cherish: SEVEN years, Pierre! It’s been SEVEN years since these two men have held those Championships together! SEVEN years of building their own individual legacies – walking their own paths! They reunited in the biggest way possible by capturing the Tag Team Championships on their first chance in nearly a decade!
Pierre: The High Rollerz tried absolutely everything they had! They went as far as attempting to break Robbie V’s neck, but it just wasn’t enough!
(The Referee hands the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships to a battered Brian Daniels, who gives one to a still down, blood-covered Robbie V)
Cherish: They’ve definitely seen better days, but they’re walking out of Barcelona tonight as CHAMPIONS! And like you said, The High Rollerz pulled out all the stops! They proved why they are, no doubt, one of the best teams in this company’s illustrious history, but they could not finish the job!
(The camera cuts to a visibly upset Damien Murrow watching on a monitor backstage before cutting back to Brian Daniels helping Robbie V back to his feet to celebrate their victory)
Pierre: Despite their absolutely disgusting tactics, you’ve gotta hand it to The High Rollerz for taking it to two of the very best EAW has ever had. Nonetheless, a huge congratulations to Robbie V and Brian Daniels!
Cherish: And this was only the first contest of the night! I can’t even imagine what else we’ll be seeing after this!
(Fireworks go off above Camp Nou in celebration as Brian Daniels and Robbie V hold up the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships)
(The camera transitions backstage to Max A. Million with a microphone in hand)
Max: This year’s Grand Rampage has already gotten off to a HUGE start with newly-crowned EAW Unified Tag Team Champions, and there’s still so much more to come, but right now I’d like to introduce you to my guest with a special announcement. He is the Chairman of Elite Answers Wrestling, and a wrestling Legend: HRDO.
(The camera pans to the left to a smiling HRDO in a suit)
Max: I was told you wanted to make some sort of announcement?
HRDO: That’s right, but first, I’d like to congratulate the new Unified Tag Team Champions, RoViper. They and The High Rollerz put on one Hell of a match, and as you saw, Robbie V paid homage to Extreme Enigma there at the end. I thought that was kind of a funny coincidence, because I’d actually like to pay tribute to Extreme Enigma as well. If you recall, a couple years back, we had an “Extreme Enigma Elimination Match” at Pain For Pride. I would like to officially announce that it will be making its return this year.
Max: Wow, that’s huge!
HRDO: There are some key differences I should clarify about this one compared to the last. It will no longer be a six-person contest. In fact, it will consist of four competitors, and those four competitors will each represent their brand: Empire, Dynasty, Showdown, and Voltage. In fact, you could even consider this somewhat of a Tournament. On the road to Pain For Pride, each brand will select four competitors, and those four will face off in a four-way contest to determine who will represent their brand in the Extreme Enigma Elimination Match. There’s more details to it, but that will be discussed at a later time. I look forward to seeing what each brand and their representatives can bring to the table.
Max: That sounds great – I can’t wait! Thank you for your time.
(HRDO takes his leave as the camera transitions back to Camp Nou)
(The camera transitions towards the announce table as SG1 and Starr Stan have taken their positions, Starr adjusting himself in his suit still. The camera cuts across to view the crowd, taking in the sight of many people wearing Aria Jaxon shirts and a few signs that say: “Knock that Bitch Out!”)
Starr: And now we have the competent announce team out here!
SG1: What a reception by these wonderful people, God I love Spain don’t you?
Starr: Trump should have built a wall around this place a long time ago in my opinion.
SG1: Starr this…this isn’t Mexico.
Starr: Huh? But they all speak Spanish.
SG1: Yes, that’s the language of Spain, but it’s a different dialect and-
Starr: Don’t you use that fancy grammar with me young missy. I’ll slap the taste out of your mouth.
(The scene transitions to a Video Package, hyping up the match against Aria Jaxon and Cameron Ella Ava. As the scene ends the lights dim out focusing on the Ring Announcer.)
RA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
(The lights dim out once more until the spotlights shoot up on the stage with a dazzling array of Pinks, Golds, and Whites. “Formation” by Beyonce plays as the crowd goes ballistic, shooting up to their feet. Slowly and assertively, Aria Jaxon makes her way onto the stage throwing her hands high as pyro goes off beside her. She begins to quickly run to the ring, leaping up to the apron and spinning around to cheer with the crowd before leaping into the ring.)
RA: Introducing first! From Los Angeles, California!! She is The Queen of the New Breed!!! ARIA!!!! JAXON!!!!!
Aria: Knock Bitches Out? Nu uh. Nu uh. Make that bitch tap out. That’s wassup.
SG1: A lot of confidence just oozing off of Aria here tonight. As well it should be. Aria put up a hellacious matchup against the number one contender for the Women’s Title, Alexis. And she’s gotten under the skin of her opponent here tonight in the worst way. Aria has proven that she is a contender for anything, and she wants to prove that to Cam here tonight.
Starr: This match is looking like a decisive finish kind of matchup. Either Aria is going to put away Cam, or Cam is finally going to knock out Aria, and shut her big mouth up for good. Of course, you know who my money’s on. Aria is still a rookie. She has no idea what kind of big fight feel that someone like Cameron Ella Ava can bring to the table.
(The lights shoot completely out this time, a spotlight solely on Aria and the entrance ramp. A solitary blue light appears at the stage, climbing up until “ULTRAnumb” by Blue Stahil plays. The light continues rising, until at last it comes upon Cameron Ella Ava, who can be seen standing confident in the spotlight. She heads down to the ring stopping at the foot of it as Aria moves forward and holds the ring rings open for her, daring her to step inside the ring.)
RA: And her opponent! From Los Angeles, California!!! She is the The Queen of the Women! Cameron Ella Ava!!!
SG1: There’s an air of confidence to Cam that cannot be described in words. She has been through it all in EAW, and is the sole legend still in Empire to tell about it. That says a lot about her position on Empire. And with her holding the Vixen’s Cup solid in her hands, Cameron is as much a dangerous threat to her ‘friend’ Cailin, as she is to every single Women in that locker room.
Starr: Yeah, but see that’s the great thing about her! She is a threat to everyone! And everyone knows that she’s a threat! She could just as easily prove you wrong and be weak and submissive, but she’s one of the most dominating forces in EAW history. This girl has done it all, and Aria wants to try to be a big girl and get in her way?! Aria is in for a rude awakening, I can promise you that.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
SG1: Well, this match is officially underway! Cam and Aria, face to face and Aria immediately heading to Cam, but Cam backing into the corner forcing the ref to get involved. The ref, backing Aria away but here comes Aria again, trying to strike at Cam but the ref keeping her back. And Cam just patiently watching her from the corner.
Starr: See, that’s smart strategy. Wait for your opponent to tire herself out trying to swing at you. And then, when they least expect it. Hit them with the big move and it’s all over. Cam isn’t going to come in with mad swings and hope for the best, no. She’s going to be patient, bide her time, and then destroy Aria. Cam now getting away from the corner, sneaking to the side of Aria and the Ref, CHARGING IN WITH A KNOCK BITCHES OUT!!!
SG1: ARIA SCOUTED IT! DUCKING THE STRIKE AND NOW LIGHTING UP CAM WITH CHOPS AND PUNCHES!!! Cam expecting an easy finish and now Aria is just lighting up her chest with these strikes! Multiple knife edge chops backing Cam into the ropes. Aria with an Irish Whip, Cam though reversing it and sending Aria into the ropes! Aria coming back, Cam going for a backbody drop, but Aria stopping as Cam stoops down and SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF HER MOUTH!
Starr: Aria now, lifting Cam’s head up and sliding it between her arm! DDT! Right into the center of the ring. And look at the technical skill of Aria, keeping Cam’s head locked into that DDT hold, and wrenching on it. Modified guillotine choke. And Aria wrenching hard on it as well, trying to get a scissors lock in place but Cam has her hands on Aria’s thighs, keeping her away…what I wouldn’t give to be in Cam’s position right now.
SG1: Choking to death and struggling for life.
Starr: Dying in Aria’s thighs doesn’t sound that bad.
SG1: You’re…clinically insane. Anyways, Aria now having her stomach assaulted right now as Cam throws heavy handed strikes to it, forcing Aria to break the headlock. Cam getting her head free, and now on her feet and PUNTS ARIA’S HEAD!!! WOW!
Starr: That kick had some force to it! Aria’s head snapped back violently, and she’s laid out on the ground. There could be serious issues going on with Aria’s skull right now. Possibility of a concussion pretty high, looking at how the back of her head smacked the canvas. Cam reaching down, grabbing Aria by the hair and throwing her into the corner. You can see the ref admonishing Cam for the hair grab, but Cam not caring, grabbing Aria by the left leg and setting it up on the middle rope. Winding back and delivering a stiff kick to the thigh.
SG1: Cam has a lot of moves in her arsenal, and you have to know that a lot of Aria’s moves do involve her legs. She has to have strength in both of them. Cam working on the legs is pretty intelligent. Aria trying to get out of that corner, but Cam with another hard kick to that leg and now backing up a step. Cam rebounding off the other side of the ring, and charging Aria!! Handspring!!! BACK ELBOW RIGHT TO THE SKULL OF ARIA!!!
Starr: That’s Aria’s move!!! That’s the Beauty Mark!!! And Cam just performed it seven times better than Aria ever could!! The disrespect!!! And Cam mocking Aria’s pose now as well.
SG1: Is there any reason for that? I mean, really? Is there any reason as to why she would do that? Cam now planting her boot onto the throat of Aria, telling the ref to count the pin!!!
Starr: Kickout. Early kick out. And Cam doesn’t look too shocked by that. Cam now, reaching down and once again yanking Aria up by her hair. Cam now whipping Aria into the closer ropes. Aria coming back, BUT RIGHT INTO AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE NECK! Cam trying to light up Aria with these strikes and elbows, seeking to end her early. Probably going for a knockout win or even to make her pass out from an STF. Cam, yanking Aria back up to her feet and throwing her to the corner.
SG1: This confidence streak that Cam has right now over Aria, wow! Aria trying to fight back but Cam trapping her arm and takes a hold of her head! Winding her fist back and throwing a heavy fisted strike to the skull of Aria. Just knuckle first right to the top of the head! THAT OPENED ARIA UP! THAT PUNCH ALONE JUST CUT ARIA OPEN ON HER FOREHEAD!!! One strike alone and Aria is busted. This isn’t a good appearance for her. Aria, struggling to keep herself standing up. Cam dragging Aria out of the corner now, just shaking her head at her and winds back!!!
Starr: KNOCK!!!! BITCHES!!! OUT!!!! HEAVY HANDED FOREARM RIGHT TO THE OPENED CUT ON ARIA’S FOREHEAD AND ARIA DROPS DOWN LIKE A BAG OF PUPPIES IN A RIVER!!!
SG1: Ok…did you really have to word it that way?!
Starr: COVER!!! COVER!!! COVER!!!
HOW IN GODS NAME DID ARIA KICK OUT?!
SG1: Look at that look on Cam’s face right now!!! Cam has no idea what to think right now! Cam dragging Aria back to her feet, but Aria throws her hands aside and delivers a hard punch to the jaw of Cam!!! Cam stumbling backwards, bouncing off the ropes and right into the waiting arms of Aria!!! REVERSE STO!!! REVERSE STO!!! AND NOW ARIA FLIPPING HERSELF UP TO GET HER LEGS AROUND THE SKULL OF CAM! LEGS WRAPPED AROUND THE SKULL!!! THERE IT IS! 187!!! 187 LOCKED IN TIGHT!!!
Starr: Cam is in deep trouble here!!! Cam starting to struggle up to her feet, scratching and clawing her way to get all the way up. Trying so hard to get up to her feet, trying to break the hold!!! Wait!!! Oh my god!!!
SG1: Cam is rising up to her feet!!! Cam is getting up with Aria on her back!! Aria trying to struggle out of the hold, but look at Cam! Look at Cam!!! All the way up to her feet, and balancing her on her shoulders!! Cam!!! Looking for another finisher here?! Aria isn’t in the regular position for it but…that is a modified Argentine backbreaker hold! THERE IT IS!!! BREAKING BARRIERS!!! BREAKING BARRIERS!!!
Starr: And Aria bounced off of Cam’s shoulders, thudding to the ground hard and clutching her stomach in agony. Cam as well though, looks pretty out of it. That move probably cost her part of her neck with that impact. Cam, struggling back up to her feet, trying so desperately to get to Aria, but Aria is rolling away from her and out of the ring now.
SG1: Aria wise enough to get herself away from Cam. Cam right now probably hating that she did that. Cam moving towards her, reaching down to pull her up by her hair but Aria hits a hard kick to the skull of Cam, forcing her back and giving Aria more time to breath. Cam looking frustrated right now, but the ref is keeping her back, trying to check on her neck.
Starr: Wait, wait! Look!! Look at Aria!! Aria went under the ring and she pulls out a steel chair!!! Aria is going to get herself disqualified!!!
SG1: Aria doesn’t look like she cares. The ref still checking on Cam and Aria getting into the ring, Cam now pointing to the ref and the ref getting involved now as well, trying to get Aria to relinquish the chair!!! And here comes Cam from behind, charging into both Aria and the ref and pinning them against the ropes with a hard clothesline!!! Aria and the ref both dropping, and that chair is still in the ring!!!
Starr: Cam is even eyeing it right now, and now goes to pick it up. Cam aiming the chair over at a slowly standing Aria. Aria eyeing the chair and Cam swinging it right towards her!! Aria though, grabbing the chair and wrenching it out of Cam’s hands!!! Cam is now on the receiving end of a chair shot herself!!! Aria swings it!!! At the…ground?!
SG1: Aria slamming the chair against the ground and now tossing the chair to Cam before falling to the ground herself?! What the hell is this about?! The referee is stirring now as well and…OH MY GOD!!!
Starr: The ref thinks Cam hit Aria with the chair. Aria writhing on the ground like she just got hit with the chair herself, and Cam is pleading, PLEADING, with the ref not to disqualify her. And you can see the ref debating right now, trying to tell the ref to not disqualify her! And you can see that pleading look that the referee won’t do this!!
SG1: FROM BEHIND! ARIA FROM BEHIND WITH A SCHOOL BOY!!! SCHOOL BOY PIN BY ARIA, AND THE REF TURNS JUST IN TIME FOR THE COUNT!!!
KICKOUT AT TWO!! CAM NEARLY GOT TAKEN OUT BY ARIA WITH THAT DEVIOUS TACTIC! That was amazing! And look, Aria seemingly back to her normal self, but still struggling a bit to move around! Cam is also back up to her feet, and she is PISSED!!! Cam coming straight for her, but Aria ducks the lariat, Cam rebounding back off the ropes and PELE KICK BY ARIA!! CATCHING CAM ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD!!! Cam though, not falling. Taking several steps back and rebounding off the ropes herself, GOING FOR A RUNNING ENZUGURI!!! GODDESS TOUCH COMING!!! MATRIX LIKE EVASION BY ARIA AND NOW ARIA RUNS THE ROPES!!!
Starr: ARIA, MULTIPLE HAND SPRINGS TOWARDS CAM WHO COMES OFF THE ROPES!!! BACK ELBOW BY ARIA!!! A BEAUTY MARK!!! BEAUTY MARK CONNECTS AND ARIA IS ON FIRE HERE TONIGHT!!! Aria cheering to the crowd before pointing down at Cam!! Aria looking to finish things off fully here tonight!!!
SG1: Aria pointing up to the top rope, before heading towards it and steadily climbing up to the very top. Aria, looking for the finish here! Aria looking for the California Crush, and Cam is standing right into it!!! Cam up to her feet, Aria leaps off the top turnbuckle!!!
Starr: DIVING ROTATION STUNNER!!! CALIFORNIA CRUSH! CALIFORNIA CRUSH!!! COVER!!!! COVER!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
RA: Here’s your winner!!! Aria Jaxon!!!
Starr: I can’t believe this!! Aria picking up a decisive win against a very game and very ready Cameron Ella Ava!! Aria making her point that she won’t let an OG push her around!!!
SG1: Yeah, you can see that Aria meant business here tonight. Aria drilling Cam through the entire ring, though there were a lot of moments that Cam could have easily won. Aria struggling to get out of the ring right now as Cam holds onto her neck, angrily looking over at Aria.
(The camera focuses on Aria who backs out onto the entrance ramp, pointing to Cam.)
Aria (no mic): I got you, bitch. I f*cking got your number, bitch.
(The camera moves to focus on Cam who shoves the referee aside, glaring at Aria before a smile pulls across her face, as the camera fades out.)
(The camera transitions backstage to a reluctant Max A. Million standing alongside Drake Jaeger – dressed in his usual black boots, black tights, and black jacket – with the InterWire Championship around his waist while he strokes the fake beard on his face)
Max: Ladies and gentlemen… Please welcome my guest now, he is the reigning and defending EAW InterWire Champion, Drake–
Max: Do I have to?
(Drake doesn’t respond and instead continues to silently stroke his beard as Max sighs)
Max: So, your match tonight with Methuselah–
(Drake abruptly grabs the shoulder of Max)
Drake: Hold that thought, Maxamillion. Would you be interested in playing a game?
Max: … Huh?
Drake: Good, good.
Max: I didn’t…
(Drake signals for something as The Harem drag in a tumbler filled with dozens of folded pieces of paper)
Drake: In the spirit of the Grand Rampage, I’ve decided to bring a tumbler of my own. Though, this won’t be for some silly number in a battle royal. This is a far more dangerous game.
Max: I don’t think I want to play…
Drake: Don’t worry, I think you’ll love it. It’s called… “Charades”.
Drake: Yeah, it’s a game where–
Max: No, I know what Charades IS, but… Why Charades?
Drake: Not important, Max. Let’s get this thing underway, shall we?
(A girl of The Harem rolls the tumbler before Drake pulls out a paper, unfolding it and reading. Drake’s expression turns into a smirk)
Drake: Ohhh, this is a good one. Alright, try to guess what I am.
(Drake takes the microphone from Max’s hands and drops to his knees, attempting to fit the microphone in his mouth as a baffled Max looks on)
Max: Uhh…. I… I don’t know…. Pierre? Flashback? I–
(Drake gets back to his feet with a look of disappointment)
Drake: Really, you have no idea? Oh come on, it’s obvious! Okay, well, I guess I did trick you a little. I wasn’t one person or thing, really. That, Max, was the EAW fans… The EAW locker room, and, of course, EAW Management… All collectively sucking the c*ck of Methuselah.
(A shocked Max looks at the camera, unsure what to do. Drake bursts into laughter)
Drake: Am I lying, Max? Am I? Look how far he’s gotten after all the things he’s done to people in this company! How many people has he brutally assaulted and humiliated? And yet, these people don’t give a damn. The boys in the locker room don’t give a damn. MANAGEMENT certainly doesn’t care. You think HRDO’s bald old ass would do anything about this guy? No, no, no… But you know what, that’s why I’m here. I’m the guy who does the job nobody else wants to do. All the while, people are cheering him on. “YAY, METHUSELAH’S BACK!”, “HAHA, METHUSELAH’S SO COOL AND QUIRKY!’, “F*CK HIM UP, METHUSELAH, F*CK HIM UP!”! He’s not even named Methuselah! His name is DEDEDE! Mr. DEDEDE! You know why is name is Methuselah? I’ll give you a hint: it’s not because he has some beast living inside him that only reveals itself when he forgets to shave. You want to know the truth why his name is Methuselah? Do you? Come closer, Maxamillion.
(Drake pulls a reluctant Max closer to him)
Drake: IT’S BECAUSE HIS NAME IS F*CKING STUPID! JUST LIKE HIS BEARD! HIS HAIR! HIS EYES! HIS FACE! HIS EVERYTHING! IT’S ALL STUPID! You know it! I know it! Most importantly, HE knows it! That’s why he created Methuselah to pretend he’s someone better! No more pretending!
(Drake rips off his fake beard and throws it down)
Drake: No more! No more pretending he’s some big badass who mows people down! These people were cheering him on every second of the way when they thought he was going to be the one to dethrone me at Reckless Wiring, and you know what? I proved them WRONG! He’s all hype, and he’s always been hype! This asshole has been a thorn in my side since I first stepped inside an EAW ring with Hexa-gun! We beat him into the ground at Territorial Invasion, but, of course, he just got back up. That’s all he’s ever done. He’s gotten back up, no matter what. That’s not some powerful will he’s got – it’s stupidity. He’s always been too stupid to know when to quit. He doesn’t know when to stay down. The guy hates himself, and he proves that every single night when he puts his body on the line for these idiot fans. Let’s be honest here, he should just kill himself. He SHOULD, but he WON’T, and you know, I don’t think it’s because he’s a coward. I mean, he IS a coward, but that’s not why. I think he doesn’t just go off himself because he doesn’t deserve that honor. It belongs to me. It belongs to someone who hates him far, far more than he hates himself. I had to sit there with my thumb up my ass at King of Elite as the ONLY Champion in this stupid company to not have a match, but guess who gets a match? Good ol’ Methuselah! He gets a match, woohoo! AND HE LOSES IT! BECAUSE HE’S A GODDAMN LOSER, AND HE ALWAYS HAS BEEN! HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE SHOWING UP WITH NOTHING TO DO! HE DESERVES NOTHING! HE DESERVES… HE DESERVES….
(Drake takes a moment to regain his composure as he smiles)
Drake: He deserves absolutely everything he’s gonna get tonight. I didn’t have to give him another shot at my Title. He certainly doesn’t deserve one, but I gave it to him, and I made it under MY terms. He’s in MY World tonight, and I’m going to do what every single person before me has failed to do: I’m gonna end Methuselah. “What? DRAKE end Methuselah? No way, haha!” AHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! SO F*CKING FUNNY! DO I MAKE YOU LAUGH? WHAT’S THAT STUPID CATCHPHRASE? “HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS BEST?” HAHAHAHA.
(Drake’s expression turns serious as he stares at Max)
Drake: Well, I guess I won’t be laughing best. I won’t be laughing at all. These people are gonna be the ones laughing last, and not at me. Not anymore. I am not a joke. They’re going to be laughing at the useless pile of flesh lying in the middle of that ring once known as “Methuselah”. They’re going to laugh their asses off when they realize they spent an entire decade cheering on such a miserable… Pathetic… Joke.
(Drake takes his leave as a concerned Max looks on)
( http://i.imgur.com/coImHKR.png flashes across the screen… )
(A video package plays recapping the feud between Lannister and Nico Borg…)
(The camera transitions back into the arena, circling around the sold out Camp Nou — the camera makes it way all the way back around to the ring announcer standing in the middle of the ring)
Ring Announcer: This following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!… AND IT IS FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!….
(The lights go out — as a shining white cross of light is seen over the stage; as a bright shining light shines down in the center of the stage… as Nico Borg steps into that circle with his arms spread wide across, “You Want It Darker” by Leonard Cohen plays throughout the arena, as he turns around the lights turn back on, and he makes his way to the ring)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, from Valletta, Malta, weighing in at 196 POOOOOOOOOUNNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!… THE 2017 EAW GOLD RUSH TOURNAMENT WINNER!!!.. “THE MALTESE FALCON” NIIIIIIIICOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOORRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
Cherish: Here we go, folks! A match I’ve been eager to see for weeks! Nico Borg is finally going to take on Lannister for the Answers World Championship! And what a journey this young man has made for himself! He started back not so long ago as a wrestler looking to make a name for himself on Dynasty, winning the soon to be vacant 24/7 Contract, then using that said contract to cash in on The Pizza Boy for the EAW National Elite Championship! And now he’s here! The 2017 Gold Rush Tournament winner! I don’t think a better opportunity could have been seized by Nico! He seriously has such a grand chance of becoming your new Answers World Champion tonight!
Pierre: Don’t put all your eggs into one basket, Cherish! Yes, while I agree that Nico Borg is a young talented wrestler. He’s garnered quite a bit of success for him during his time here, but he’s never faced such a challenge like this. THIS… This is pretty much new for him! This is his FIRST Answers World Championship match, Cherish! He has no experienced with this in the past whatsoever! He could make the slightest of mistakes AND WHAM! This opportunity is taken away from him! And the person he’s facing? He’s never been known to slip up so easily! We’re talking about Lannister here! The man that has retired both Nick Angel and Tyler Parker during his run as Answers World Champion! He’s already conquered the likes of Brian Daniels and The Pizza Boy as well! I just find it very difficult to believe that he suffers defeat tonight! But I’ll give Nico the benefit of the doubt… he has a chance.
(Nico Borg enters the ring, taking off his “Maltese Falcon” t-shirt, as he throws it aside, “You Want It Darker” fades out, as the now silent crowd awaits for Lannister…)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent…
(The sounds of multiple eagles are heard throughout the arena, as it gets the crowd stirring, the image of a bald eagle flashes across the screen, “The Eagle Has Landed” by Avatar proceeds to play as Lannister and Athena Vendetta both make their way to the stage, Lannister unstraps the Answers World Championship from across his waist and raises in the air, before making his way to the ring)
Ring Announcer: Being accompanied to the ring by Athena Vendetta, from Dortmund, Germany, weighing in at 252 POOOOOOOOOUNDSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!…. HE IS THE REIGNING ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!…. “DARTH” LAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNIIIIIIIISSSSSSSTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Pierre: And this is the man you have to get through in order to take that spotlight! Do I have to remind you how successful this man has been since returning to Showdown? He CARRIED Team Crash at Territorial Invasion! He absolutely destroyed Lioncross, not once, but twice! That’s when he also conquered our current King of Elite to attain the Cash in the Vault briefcase! He successfully cashed that contract in at the same event and became Answers World Champion! He’s been unstoppable ever since! I don’t think I’ve seen a single person on this roster to even compare to his stature! He’s proven that his dominance will be untouched by any single person! And he’s probably about to show Nico Borg the same exact thing! I would NEVER bet against Lannister! He’s proven time after time why he’s the champion after all!
Cherish: I hate to agree, but you’re right about one thing — Lannister has showcased pure dominance, with a blemish or two. I know what kind of man he is, if you even would consider him a man. He’s got the strength, the mind, the intimidation factor that will seriously play a vital role in almost every match. He’s left his mark and he plans to reign for a very long time. But he’s facing a very passionate, driven, and aspiring champion tonight. The two have squared off once in the past, but never on a scale like this. I don’t know personally how this will end up, but I’d like to root for Nico Borg. He might not be the best type of person, but I think I’d rather Nico over Lannister.
(Lannister now inside of the ring, gives Athena a kiss before she exits onto the outside of the ring, Lannister hands his title over to the referee, who then shows it to Nico Borg, and then raises it in the air for the crowd to see, giving it to the timekeeper afterwards, then proceeds to pat both Nico and Lannister down, and calls for the bell)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Cherish: The Gold Rush Tournament victory, Nico Borg looks to finally end the triumphant reign of Lannister in this singles contest tonight! The two exit their respective corners, eyeing one another down, Lannister with a sadistic grin on his face… Athena watching from ringside, seems very content with the given situation! AND NICO BORG DASHES FORWARDS AT LANNISTER! HE CHARGES WITH THE MOMENTUM ON HIS SIDE! BUT LANNISTER SWINGS HIS ARM VIOLENTLY TO COUNTER WITH A LARIAT! Nico Borg rushing underneath the arm and to the opposite side of the rings! He hits those ropes and takes off toward the spun around Lannister for a second time! AND NICO PLANTS LANNISTER WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT WITH SUCH A STIFF DROPKICK TO THE CHEST! BUT LOOK AT LANNISTER! LANNISTER STANDS THERE BARELY AFFECTED BY IT! He grins when looking at Nico Borg now on his knees… Wow! I just can’t believe the resiliency of Lannister sometimes!
Pierre: And I can’t believe what I’m hearing from Lannister right now! He’s asking Nico Borg for another! He’s egging Nico on to attempt that dropkick a second time! Nico Borg is apparently going to oblige to Lannister’s request! Nico Borg ascends back to his feet and hits the rope for a second time! AND HE COMES BACK AROUND WITH A SECOND STIFF DROPKICK TO THE SITTING DUCK THAT IS LANNISTER! BUT ONCE AGAIN THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT THAT IS LANNISTER HARDLY STEPS AN INCH! Nico Borg cannot believe this right now! He gets up to a knee, staring at this monstrous being that is Lannister! It’s like he doesn’t even feel pain! And—what?! Lannister is asking for a third! Lannister wants Nico Borg to try for ANOTHER dropkick! I can see the anger boiling inside of Nico right now! He shoots back up to his feet! Nico hits those ropes with so much momentum at his back!
Cherish: LANNISTER BARRELS FORWARD AND LITERALLY TURNS NICO BORG INSIDE OUT WITH A FEROCIOUS RUNNING KNEE SMASH TO THE STOMACH!!! Nico is left grounded, grasping at his gut, eyes widened like no other! I think he clearly underestimated the pure strength of our Answers World Champion going into this match! Lannister looks to capitalize on this moment, dragging Nico Borg slowly up by his head! GOODNESS GRACIOUS! WHAT A LOUD THUD OFF THE IMPACT OF THAT HEADBUTT! LANNISTER WITH SUCH A NASTY HEADBUTT! Nico seriously doesn’t know what just hit him—what?! Nico on very wobbly legs, pulls himself back onto his feet! What on Earth?! BUT THERE’S A SECOND HEADBUTT DELIVERED BY THIS UNGODLY BEING THAT IS LANNISTER! Nico Borg is literally teetering at this point! He is showing defiance by refusing to collapse! Any normal human being would have done that by now!
Pierre: ANOTHER HEADBUTT! LANNISTER WITH A THIRD CONSECUTIVE HEADBUTT TO THE HEAD OF NICO! Nico is just taking the brute force of those headbutts as he falls backwards into the ropes… BUT NICO USES THAT MOMENTUM OF THE ROPES TO REBOUND BACK AT LANNISTER! RUNNING ENZUIGIRI TO THE TEMPLE OF LANNISTER! WHERE ON EARTH DID THAT COME FROM! Lannister did not anticipate that at all! Nico Borg uses this opportunity to lift the dazed Lannister onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry! HE’S GOT HIM IN THE MALTESE CROSS POSITION! AND NICO BORG DROPS LANNISTER DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH SUCH AN DEVASTATING OVER-THE-SHOULDER BACK-TO-BELLY PILEDRIVER!!! Nico Borg put an abrupt stoppage to the rapid momentum that Lannister was quickly building for himself! And Nico taking his time to rise back onto both feet, while rubbing the side of his head, clearly the aftermath of those headbutts from earlier…
Cherish: He adjusts his position in the ring, so that he finds himself behind the rising Lannister! Lannister is crawling back to his feet! Nico Borg swoops in from behind! SLEEPER! NICO’S GOT LANNISTER CAUGHT IN A SLEEPER! SLEEPER HOLD! LANNISTER IS DEAD CENTER OF THE RING WITH NOWHERE TO GO! HE’S FLAILING HIS ARMS, DOING ANYTHING HE CAN TO ESCAPE IT! Athena is attempting to rally the fans, but they’re not going for it! Lannister is locked tight in that sleeper—NO!!! LANNISTER THROWS BACK SEVERAL HARD ELBOWS TO THE HEAD! LANNISTER IS TRYING TO LITERALLY FORCE HIMSELF OUT OF THE HOLD! BUT NICO APPEARS TO HAVE APPLIED EVEN MORE PRESSURE ONTO THE NECK! NICO IS ENDURING THE PUNISHMENT! BUT FOR HOW LONG? MORE ELBOWS ARE RAPIDLY FIRED BACK AT NICO!!!… Nico FINALLY decides to release the hold! Those elbows were far too overwhelming!
Pierre: NICO SCURRIES BACK BEHIND LANNISTER THOUGH!!! AND HE SCOOPS HIM UP! OVER-HEAD RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX SENDS LANNISTER FLYING ACROSS THE RING! Lannister getting a tad taste of his own medicine! Nico Borg had brilliant reaction time on that! He didn’t want Lannister getting anytime to recover from the sleeper! BUT TO NICO’S SURPRISE, LANNISTER IS UP ON HIS FEET? WHAT? Nico is left in complete shock as he stares down Lannister cracking his neck in the corner! What kind of inhumanly force embodies this man?! AND OUT OF COMPLETE FURY, NICO BORG RUSHES TOWARDS THE CORNER LANNISTER IS STANDING IN! NICO RUNS—RIGHT INTO LANNISTER’S GRASP!!! LANNISTER HOISTS NICO ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! ALMOST DROPPING HIM SIMULTANEOUSLY INTO THE TURNBUCKLES FOR A RAINS OF CASTAMERE! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER RIGHT INTO THE CORNER!!! Lannister once again turns this match around in an instance! I don’t think there’s anyone to match his strength!
Cherish: That might be true, but Nico Borg is going to die trying! Nico rolls out onto the apron, aiding his upper back while doing so… But Lannister isn’t going to give him room to breathe! Lannister drags Nico Borg from outside on the apron, upwards using his head! NICO WITH AN ELBOW SMASH! NICO FIRES OFF WITH A SECOND ELBOW SMASH! He might be hurt, but he’s not going to let Lannister get the best of him! BUT I MIGHT OF SPOKE TOO SOON! LANNISTER ABSOLUTELY NAILING NICO WITH SUCH A STIFF FOREARM! Nico Borg almost collapses off the apron! AND NICO BORG ONCE AGAIN FIRES OFF WITH AN ELBOW SMASH TO RETALIATE! THERE’S A SECOND STRONG FOREARM FROM LANNISTER! AND A MASSIVE ELBOW SMASH FROM NICO! THAT ONE ACTUALLY DAZING LANNISTER ENOUGH TO MAKE ENOUGH ROOM FOR NICO TO ENTER! NICO SEEMS TO BE SIZING LANNISTER UP AT THIS POINT…
Pierre: NICO SPRINGS OFF THE TOP ROPE! SPRINGBOARD FLYING CLOTHESLINE! NO! LANNISTER CATCHES NICO BORG MID-AIR WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!! WHAT A FANTASTIC COUNTER THAT WAS! UNBELIEVABLE! NICO WAS CAUGHT UNEXPECTEDLY! Nico Borg lies flat on his spine, staring up into the Heavens! Lannister needs to take advantage of this situation and quick! Lannister—what is he doing?! He’s not going for the cover, but instead he’s pulling Nico up by his legs! Oh… oh no… don’t tell me… YES! HE IS! THE SWING! THE SWING! LANNISTER LIFTS NICO BORG UP OFF THE CANVAS AND BEGINS TWIRLING HIM AROUND LIKE A TWISTER! AROUND AND AROUND! HE’S RELENTLESSLY SWINGING NICO BORG LIKE NO OTHER! IS HE EVER GOING TO STOP? NOBODY KNOWS!!!… AND HE DOES! He tosses Nico Borg aside for the moment! Lannister impressively keeping his balance steady after so much spinning!
Cherish: Nico Borg is doing his best to get back onto his feet! He needs to get back into this match quickly! Lannister is right there to deny that though! Lannister grips Nico Borg by the wrist, dragging him up quickly onto his feet! And Lannister guides Nico Borg toward the corner! LANNISTER RUNS UP THE CORNER WITH NICO BORG’S WRIST STILL HELD TIGHTLY! AND LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE BACKWARDS AT NICO BORG! ROPE RUN TORNADO DDT! LANNISTER SPIKES NICO BORG HEAD FIRST INTO THE CANVAS! BUT LANNISTER ROLLS THROUGH WITH NICO BORG IN A DDT POSITION NOW! HE LIFTS NICO BORG HIGH INTO THE AIR! KNEES! NICO BORG SENDS DOWN PLENTIFUL KNEES ONTO LANNISTER’S HEAD! DROPPING THAT ROUGH KNEECAP OVER AND OVER ON LANNISTER’S HEAD! He ruined whatever sequence Lannister was setting up! Just managing to escape Lannister grasp! BUT THERE’S A STIFF KICK TO LANNISTER’S STOMACH!
Pierre: NICO PULLS LANNISTER IN THIS TIME! AND HE LIFTS HIM UP! LANNISTER IS TRYING TO STRUGGLE OUT OF IT! BUT IT’S FAR TOO LATE! BRAINBUUUUUUUUSTERRRRRRRR!!!! NICO DRIVES LANNISTER HEAD FIRST INTO THE CANVAS WITH SUCH A BRUTAL BRAINBUSTER! NICO JUMPS INTO THE COVER LOOKING TO END THIS ONE NOW!
Referee: ONE!!!… TWO!!!…
Cherish: LANNISTER KICKS OUT AT THE COUNT OF TWO! It’s going to take a whole lot more than that to keep him down! But I applaud Nico for turning the events on a dime like that! Nico Borg is doing everything and anything he can to keep this match flowing the way he wants it to! He drags Lannister back onto his feet in a side headlock position! And Nico proceeds to drag and toss Lannister into the corner! AND UNWINDS ON LANNISTER WITH SEVERAL STINGING KNIFE EDGE CHOPS! LEAVING RED IMPRINTS BEHIND WITH EACH VICIOUS STRIKE TO THE CHEST! Nico Borg now taking this time to slowly lift Lannister up the ropes! He places him in a seated position on the top rope! What could he possibly be thinking of here?!
Pierre: Whatever it is, it’s not good! He delivers a couple of closed fists strikes to Lannister’s cranium as he ascends up the ropes along with Lannister! BUT HERE COMES THOSE DEADLY HEADBUTTS AGAIN! LANNISTER UNLEASHES ONTO NICO’S UNGUARDED HEAD WITH MORE HEADBUTTS! SO MANY HEADBUTTS! AND NICO BORG IS LITERALLY TOSSED RIGHT OFF THE ROPES AS LANNISTER SHOVES HIM DOWN! BUT NICO BORG RACES BACK TO HIS FEET! AND HE CHARGES AT THE AWAITING LANNISTER ON THE TOP ROPE! YAKUZA KICK!!!! YAKUZA KICK!!! NICO BORG DRIVES THAT HARD RIGHT BOOT INTO LANNISTER’S HEAD… LANNISTER COLLAPSES OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE ARENA FLOOR! MY GOODNESS! LANNISTER LANDS VIOLENTLY ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! ATHENA QUICKLY RUSHES TO CHECK ON HIM AS DOES MEDICAL PERSONNEL! We seriously need to get a replay of that kick! Goodness gracious, Cherish!
(Replays of the Yakuza Kick to Lannister on the top rope is shown, preceded by a replay of Lannister falling off the top rope onto the outside…)
Cherish: Wait… NICO! WHERE IS NICO GOING? HE’S… HE’S CLIMBING UP THE ROPES! The referee is doing everything in his power to advise Nico not to! But you’re not going to stop this passionate man! Nico Borg is PERCHED on the top rope! And he’s shouting at the medical personnel to move out of the way! They have no choice to! He’s waiting ever so patiently for Lannister to arise! Lannister is moving though! He’s struggling up slowly onto his feet using the barricade as assistance! Nico Borg is sizing him up! The referee still trying to prevent what’s inevitably going to happen! LANNISTER IS UP—NICO SEE’S IT! IS HE GOING TO GO FOR THE LEAP OF FAITH?! HE—ATHENA STEPS IN THE WAY! ATHENA STEPS IN THE WAY OF LANNISTER BEFORE NICO COULD EVEN LEAP! SHE’S PROTECTING LANNISTER WITH ALL HER LIFE! NICO IS SCREAMING AT HER TO MOVE, BUT ATHENA LOUDLY DECLINES!
Pierre: Wait, did Nico just tell Athena he will leap whether she’s there or not?! I don’t think Lannister is fully aware of what’s going on! OH… OH MY GOD!!! HE’S A MAN OF HIS WORD! NICO BORG LEAPS HIGH INTO THE AIR!!!! LEAP OF FAITH ONTO BOTH ATHENA VENDETTA AND LANNISTER!!! NO!!! LANNISTER THROWS ATHENA AWAY… AND FEUER FREI!!! HE CATCHES NICO BORG ON THE WAY DOWN WITH A FEUER FREI VERY EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! AN UPPERCUT THAT MIGHT HAVE JUST SAVED HIS AND ATHENA’S LIVE! Lannister falls back into the barricade, looking down Nico Borg in a whole lot of excruciating pain! Nico’s grasping at his neck, choking for air! And the referee is going ahead and starting that ten count!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Cherish: This benefits Lannister more so, because the title will not switch hands on a count out! He has the blatant advantage here! But I don’t think a man of his pride would want to retain this way! He quickly rushes towards Nico and drags him up onto the apron! He then slides him into the ring, but upon entering the ring himself — it doesn’t appear Lannister is going for the cover! I think he’s going for the overkill! He’s pacing back and forth while towering over the recovering Nico Borg! Nico Borg is taking his time to slowly get back on both feet! BUT LANNISTER’S CLEARLY IMPATIENT! HE RIPS HIM OFF THE MAT… AND POPS NICO BORG INTO THE AIR! FOR ANOTHER FEUER FREI!!! WAIT, WHAT?!?! NICO BORG ON THE WAY DOWN GRABS A HOLD OF LANNISTER’S HEAD! SPIKE DDT!! FALLING SPIKE DDT!!! I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW HE PULLED THAT OFF, BUT NICO BORG WITH SUCH A MATCH CHANGING REVERSAL THERE!
Pierre: Nico Borg desperately counters what could have been the ballgame right there! Both men are left lying on their backs, staring at the arena ceiling! The referee checks on both of these individuals, before starting the count to ten!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Cherish: Lannister is beginning to stir! But Nico is moving right along with him in the same pace!
Referee: FOUR! FIVE!
Pierre: And Nico is up to a knee, BUT IS MET WITH A STIFF FOREARM FROM LANNISTER WHO’S ON A SINGLE KNEE! The referee ends the count! NICO RETALIATES WITH A FOREARM OF HIS OWN! AND THERE’S A NICE FOREARM FROM LANNISTER! NICO WITH ONE OF HIS OWN AGAIN! AND ANOTHER FROM LANNISTER! NICO! LANNISTER! NICO! LANNISTER! I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH QUICK FOREARM SHOTS BEFORE! The two are now up on their feet, delivering relentless forearms to the head! I don’t know which one of them is going to give first—BUT LANNISTER THINKS QUICK ON HIS FEET! A PIERCING UPLIFT KNEE STRIKE TO THE STERNUM OF NICO BORG! He then rags on the wrist of Nico! IRISH WHIP INTO THE CORNER! NO! NICO SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT AND REVERSES IT INTO HIS OWN IRISH WHIP! LANNISTER IS SENT FLYING INTO THE CORNER!
Cherish: BUT AS SOON AS LANNISTER HITS THAT CORNER! HE EXPLODES OUT OF IT! RUSHING FORWARD AT THE SPRINTING NICO BORG! RUNNING LARIAT FROM LANNISTER! NO! Nico narrowly escapes it by ducking quickly under the arm and runs off the ropes! LANNISTER SPRINTS AGAINST THE ROPES, BUT NICO TURNS ON A DIME! NOT RUSHING OFF THE ROPES AGAIN! BUT LANNISTER SPRINGS OFF THAT SECOND ROPE! TWISTING SPRINGBOARD FEUER FREI!!!!… DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!!!! NICO BORG COUNTERS YET ANOTHER FEUER FREI! Lannister bounces back off the impact of those knees into the ropes! That looked like it seriously hurt! Nico is just crawling to his feet, while Lannister is still shaking off the cobwebs! Nico Borg is up! Lannister staggers forwards! I don’t think he knows where he is! AND NICO DROPS LANNISTER WITH A QUICK ARM DRAG!
Pierre: Lannister is quick to get back to his feet! BUT IS TAKEN DOWN ONCE AGAIN WITH ANOTHER ARM DRAG! But Lannister stands literally straight back up and gets face-to-face with a rather surprised Nico Borg! What is it going to take to keep Lannister off his feet?! What is it going to take for Nico Borg to end this match?!… Wait, is Nico laughing? Lannister with a look of disgust! NICO SLAPS LANNISTER ACROSS THE FACE! NICO JUST SLAPPED OUR ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ACROSS THE FACE WITH AN OPEN PALMED STRIKE! Lannister grasps at his jaw, slowly turning his head with fury in his eyes! AND NICO DOES IT AGAIN! ANOTHER OPEN PALMED STRIKE ACROSS LANNISTER’S JAW! BUT THIS TIME LANNISTER RESPONDS WITH A MIGHTY CLOSED FIST TO THE HEAD! DRIVING FIST AFTER FIST INTO NICO’S HEAD! NICO HAD THIS COMING! Nico is doing whatever he can to guard his head! But those overwhelming strikes might be too much!
Cherish: Lannister is just raining down on Nico with massive rights and lefts! He has Nico Borg backed against the ropes! The referee is forced to separate the two, but Lannister just pulls Nico Borg out by his wrist and sends him flying to the ropes! Nico Borg comes rushing back in! RIGHT INTO A BEAUTIFUL SCOOP SLAM FROM LANNISTER! Lannister sweeps Nico Borg off his feet with a nice scoop slam there! Nico rolls onto his stomach, trying to crawl onto his feet! But look! Lannister is literally right there above him! AND LANNISTER IS DEADLIFTING NICO BORG OFF THE CANVAS!!! RIGHT INTO A KARELIN LIFT! HE SENDS HIM CRASHING BACK INTO THE CANVAS ONCE MORE WITH A HUGE DEADLIFT KARELIN LIFT! I think Lannister might just be preparing Nico Borg for the end here! Lannister pops back onto his feet, cracking his neck when looking down at Nico!
Pierre: Lannister climbs over Nico Borg! CAMEL CLUTCH! THE CAMEL CLUTCH! LANNISTER HAS THE CAMEL CLUTCH LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! NICO BORG IS ON THE END OF A PAINFUL SUBMISSION NOW! AND LANNISTER IS LITERALLY PULLING BACK ON THAT NECK SO FAR! HE MIGHT SNAP IT! NICO IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! STRUGGLING TO GET OUT OF THE HOLD EVEN! HE’S DOING HIS BEST TO CRAWL TO THOSE BOTTOM ROPES! HE’S FIGHTING FOR THE WILL TO BE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! BUT OH! HE’S EXTENDING HIS HAND! I THINK HE’S THINKING ABOUT IT—NO! HE DRAGS HIMSELF FORWARD AND CLOSER TO THE ROPES! BUT LANNISTER! LOOK AT THESE CHEAP TACTICS! HE’S DRIVING HIS FINGERS INTO THE EYE SOCKETS OF NICO! HE’S TRYING TO BLIND THE MALTESE FALCON! BUT NICO BORG IS FORCING HIMSELF FORWARD! HE’S… HE’S GOING TO TAP! HE EXTENDS HIS ARM AGAIN! HE MIGHT… NO! NO! NO! HE’S ABOUT THERE! HE’S SO CLOSE!
Cherish: DON’T TAP, NICO! I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SAYING THIS! BUT DON’T YOU TAP OUT! HE’S LITERAL INCHES AWAY FROM THAT BOTTOM ROPE! HE’S GOING TO… HE REACHES OUT! BUT OH MY GOD!!! REALLY?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! ATHENA IS PULLING THE ROPES BACKWARDS AWAY FROM NICO’S REACH! THE REFEREE IS SCREAMING AT ATHENA TO RELEASE THE ROPES! AND LANNISTER LITERALLY RELEASES AND DRAGS NICO BORG BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING! WOW! ATHENA COULD HAVE JUST COSTED NICO THIS MATCH! AND OH!!! LANNISTER DRAGS NICO UP! THE BLOOD MONEY! HE’S NOW GOING FOR THE MASTERLOCK—NO!!! NICO BORG QUICKLY OVERPOWERS LANNISTER’S GRASP! USING THE REMAINING ENERGY HE HAS! NICO SWINGS AROUND WITH A HARD RIGHT KNEE TO LANNISTER’S STOMACH! AND ANOTHER KNEE! ANOTHER KNEE! HE’S DRIVING KNEE AFTER KNEE INTO LANNISTER’S GUT! HE’S FIGHTING BACK! And Nico pulls Lannister in right between the legs! I think I know what he’s going for next!
Pierre: SO DO I! Nico lifts Lannister up onto his shoulders! THAT PURE STRENGTH OF NICO! UNBELIEVABLE! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE LAST RITES! LAST RITES! NICO BORG POWERS BOMBS LANNISTER RIGHT INTO A LUNG BLOWER!!! HE GOT HIM! HE GOT HIM! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! LANNISTER IS ABOUT TO LOSE HIS TITLE! NICO BORG DESPERATELY CRAWLS AND COVERS HIM!!!…
Referee: ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!
Cherish: NEW CHAMPION!!! NEW CHAMPION! WE HAVE A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!
Pierre: NO WE DON’T, CHERISH! LOOK! THE REFEREE IS SAYING IT’S A TWO COUNT! MY GOD WHAT A CLOSE CALL! THAT WAS SERIOUSLY ONE OF THE CLOSEST CALLS I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE STINT AS A COMMENTATOR, CHERISH! NICO BORG HAS A LOOK OF DISBELIEF! HE THOUGHT HE HAD JUST WON THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET FOR SUCH A MARVELOUS MATCH!
Cherish: I don’t think this deflated Nico Borg’s motivation, Pierre! Just look! He just made eye contact with with the top ropes! Nico Borg ascends back to a vertical base, looking down at Lannister who has yet to move a muscle! Nico is going the extra mile to put him away! He can see the victory right in front of him! And Nico rushes into the corner… climbing up the ropes! I really don’t like the high risk angle that Nico is willing to take here! We saw Lannister take a month off Brian Daniels’ career for taking huge risks!
Pierre: I don’t think Nico cares, Cherish! Lannister is sadly out cold! AND NICO IS PERCHED! ATHENA IS TRYING TO YELL AND WARN LANNISTER! NICO CROUCHES DOWN… AND LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE HALF-WAY ACROSS THE RING!!!! LEAP OF FAITH!!! WHAT?!?! HE GOT HIM!!! HE GOT HIM!!!! NICO BORG COMES CRASHING DOWN ONTO LANNISTER WITH SUCH VELOCITY OFF THAT FROG SPLASH!!! NICO ROLLS BACK INTO THE COVER, DESPERATELY HOOKING LANNISTER’S LEG! COME ON, LANNISTER! KICK OUT!
Referee: ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE—
Cherish: ATHENA JUST PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING! ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?
(Nico Borg lifts his head up once again in disbelief, looking to the outside where the referee now arguing with Athena Vendetta…)
Pierre: HEY! DON’T ARGUE WITH THAT GORGEOUS WOMAN! SHE DID NOTHING WRONG!
Cherish: DID NOTHING WRONG? SHE MIGHT HAVE COSTED NICO THE TITLE… LOOK OUT!!!! NICO BORG WITH A SUICIDE DIVE RIGHT ONTO ATHENA VENDETTA!!! HE JUST TOOK OUT ATHENA VENDETTA IN AN INSTANCE!!!
Pierre: SOMEONE GO HELP HER! NICO BORG JUST ASSAULTED A WOMAN!
Cherish: AND THE ODDS ARE EVEN NOW! Nico Borg quickly rushes back into the ring, the referee following quickly behind him! Nico scurries to Lannister in the center of the ring! Lannister is just to a knee! NICO PULLS HIM UP! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM LANNISTER! NOT A VERY EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, BUT A EUROPEAN AT THAT! AND ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! Nico Borg is dazed, stunned, staggered by so many uppercuts landed perfectly onto him! He wobbles backwards, backing into a corner…
Pierre: THIS SUDDEN SECOND WIND FROM LANNISTER IS PROOF WHY HE’S OUR CHAMPION! Lannister backs off the attack, but immediately sprints back across to the other corner! AND COMES CHARGING RIGHT BACK AT NICO BORG!!!! RUNNING FEUER FREI TO THE CORNERED NICO BORG!!! A RUNNING VERY EUROPEAN UPPERCUT—THAT NICO ABSORBS?! I THINK A SUDDEN RUSH OF ADRENALINE MIGHT HAVE TAKEN OVER NICO! LANNISTER LOOKS CONFUSED AND ANGRY AT THE SAME TIME… Nico steps out of the corner, but Lannister hits the opposite side again! AND HE LANDS YET ANOTHER FEUER FREI ONTO NICO FOR A SECOND TIME! FORCEFUL ENOUGH TO SHOVE NICO VIOLENTLY BACK INTO THE CORNER! BUT NICO ONCE AGAIN SEEMINGLY ABSORBS THAT VERY EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! I DON’T THINK THIS IS ALL TOO WISE!
(Nico Borg steps out of the corner again, getting into the face with Lannister…)
Cherish: LANNISTER CLOCKS NICO ACROSS THE HEAD WITH A STIFF FOREARM! AND THEN SPRINTS OFF THE ROPES! BUT NICO BORG CHASES RIGHT AFTER HIM! THE MOMENT LANNISTER HITS THOSE ROPES AND SPINS AROUND—VERY EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! FEUER FREI!!! BUT THIS TIME FROM NICO!!! NICO STEALING THE UPPERCUT OF LANNISTER, BUT LANNISTER STANDS LITERALLY STILL! HE JUST ABSORBED THAT UPPERCUT LIKE NICO DID!!! AND NICO IS STOOD IN AWE!
(Lannister shakes his head…)
Pierre: NICO GOES FOR THE QUICK STIFF KICK—NO!!! LANNISTER CATCHES THE LEG AND KICKS HIM BACKWARDS! NICO BORG QUICKLY RUSHES IN! BUT LANNISTER GRABS AND TOSSES NICO BORG INTO THE AIR!!! POP-UP FEUER FREI CONNECTS!!!! HE GOT HIM! HE GOT HIM! LANNISTER CONNECTS WITH AN UPPERCUT THAT NOT EVEN NICO BORG CAN WITHSTAND!!! LANNISTER DROPS DOWN AND COVERS NICO!
Referee: ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“The Eagle Has Landed” by Avatar plays loudly throughout the arena, as Lannister stands back up, the referee hands him his title and raises his hand in the air, as the recovering Athena slowly joins him in the ring…)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND STILL THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!… LAAANNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSTEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Cherish: MY GOD WHAT A BRUTAL MATCH THAT WAS TOWARDS THE END! Those two weren’t giving each other any room to breathe whatsoever! That seriously lived up to all the expectations that rode behind it! I expect nothing less from two of the BEST wrestlers on this roster to date! Nico Borg has NOTHING to be ashamed of! He gave one of the greatest performances of his life! I give a massive round of applause to shockingly both men despite their personalities!
Pierre: WHAT DID I SAY, CHERISH? NOBODY… I MEAN NOBODY IS GOING TO PUT AN END TO LANNISTER’S REIGN! The only person that will end the reign of Lannister — is Lannister himself! I must admit, Nico Borg gave one of the greatest matches I’ve seen during Lannister’s entire reign! But he should be ashamed for hurting poor Athena!
Cherish: Well, maybe Athena should learn when to keep her nose out of it…
Pierre: You say that now, but you’ll never divide my love—I mean Athena’s love for Lannister!
(The camera fixates itself completely on Lannister raising the Answers World Championship high into the air with his left hand and his right arm wrapped around Athena Vendetta, as the camera fades elsewhere….)
(The camera moves to backstage, as Eclipse finishes tugging his gloves on, letting out a soft breath as he looks over at the title propped in the corner. He stares at it, before lifting it up and strapping it around his waist, nodding his head. He mumbles to himself before turning his head as Alexis wraps her arms around him, kissing his cheek.)
Eclipse: Hello love. Ready for your match tonight?
Alexis: Born ready. Are you?
Eclipse: Ready. Nervous though. Excited. Anxious. But…scared.
Alexis: You don’t scare normally love, what’s the problem?
Eclipse: Just a feeling I have. It doesn’t matter. I don’t care what I feel when I’m around you, you know that. I can be scared for my life, but with you here…I feel nothing but happiness.
Alexis: You flatter me too much. Way too much. But, I’m scared too. I’m scared that…I may not win this. I may disappoint the entire family. I don’t want to let you down I –
(Eclipse lifted his hand, placing his index finger against her lips before leaning close to her, smiling as he looked into her eyes.)
Eclipse: You could never disappoint me, Alexis. I didn’t ask you to marry me because I wanted something from you, I asked you to marry me because I wanted you. I love you, and not what you can do for me or the family. Because you’ve already done so much.
(She smiles brushing his hand aside before leaning in to give him a sweet and gentle kiss on the lips.)
Alexis: Then let’s go out there and show the world what the Diemos family is capable of. Win or lose.
Eclipse: Win or lose.
Alexis: But hopefully you win, that title is everything to you, isn’t it?
(Eclipse glanced down at the belt, staring at it before looking back to Alexis with a smirk on his face kissing her again and leaning to whisper into her ear.)
Eclipse: No. You. You…are my sunshine.
(The two smile, whispering soft “I love you’s” to each other before exiting the locker room, hand in hand as the camera fades to black.)
( Camera transitions to the middle of the ring… )
Ring Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL… AND IT IS FOR… THE EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
( “This Means War” by Avenged Sevenfold engulfs the arena with a burst of cheers as Devan Dubian makes his way out from the curtain, methodically walking his way down the entrance ramp. The fans are all over his attire choice tonight, wearing a Messi kit to the delight of all the Spanish supports in attendance. )
Ring Announcer: And introducing first, the challenger… FROM LEICESTER, ENGLAND… WEIGHTING IN AT 230 POUNDS… THE SELF-COINED “THE AMAZING EMIR”… EAW HALL OF FAMER… DEVAN DUBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cherish: And it all comes down to this, gentlemen. The moment is upon us now – the resolution to all the hatred and burnt-out desire that these two men have expensed over the last couple of months. This gunning for bragging rights quickly turned to a bitter rivalry, and tonight – one way or the other – it ends here at the Grand Rampage. The rubber match set to unfold, and I can’t exactly put my money on who to favor in this contest.
Stew: Look no further than what transpired last month, Cherish! The Heart Break Boy, after YEARS of coming up short, untimely injuries – captured the Hall of Fame Championship to finally humble the enigma that stands before us now. Devan Dubian is a porud man, but Heart Break Boy showcases on a weekly basis on his home of Dynasty that he’s still got it. And Devan Dubian has an uphill battle to climb if he wants to capture the Hall of Fame Championship again.
Pierre: HA! Homerism at its finest. Just look at the determination of this man, he oozes confidence and marvels and drools over opportunities like this. I’ve seen this man grow before my very eyes over the past few years. This once-upon-a-time victim of fate has forged a hall of fame career for himself, WHILE THE HEART BREAK BOY, was on the shelf. He won the Grand Rampage match itself two years ago, mainevented at Pain For Pride – WON the Answers World Championship in his homeland, again – while the Heart Break Boy was nowhere to be found. I’d expect more of the same here tonight. Devan Dubian is going to capitalize on this moment, like he has… time, and time again.
( “Deadz” by Migos echoes throughout the sound system in Camp Nou as the Heart Break Boy makes his grand entrance, trailing from the curtain with the EAW Hall of Fame Championship strapped to his waist, as he embraces the crowd and taunts Devan Dubian his entire way down the entrance ramp, not even daring to look away at his foe. )
Ring Announcer: And introducing his opponent… FROM FERGUSON, MISSOURI… WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS… “GOD’S SON”… “THE GOLDEN BOY”… EAW HALL OF FAMER, AND THE… REIGNING… EAW!!! HALL OF FAME!!! CHAMPION!!!… THE HEART BREAK BOY!!!!!!!!
Cherish: Heart Break Boy sure has a sense of confidence, an extra stride in his step as he makes his way towards the ring. You can just TELL that he’s been waiting for this match all week long. You might even look at him and the word “SPEECHLESS” comes to mind – a resonating showcase of emotion, but no words to describe the energy this guy puts forth week in and week out.
Stew-O: He has long earned another crack at glory, but normally obsessed for gold, I think it can easily be said that the Heart Break Boy has become more obsessed with punishing Devan Dubian. These two men have put each other through hell the past few months, and it all comes down to this – with the Hall of Fame Championship on the line once more. But it could be easily argued that these men have had a sickening passion for ensuing catastrophic damage to one another – and would like nothing more than to end this chapter with just not a victory – but exerting their own dominance. Let’s get this one under way!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Pierre: AND WE’RE FINALLY OFF – DEVAN DUBIAN. THE HEART BREAK BOY. THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP! GRAND RAMPAGE – IT DOESN’T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS… AND THE TWO MEN AREN’T WASTING ANY TIME! THEY RUN AFTER ONE ANOTHER… AND OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! MY GOODNESS!!!! THE BLEEDING EDGE, THE BLEEDING EDGE… DEVAN DUBIAN SURPRISES THE HEART BREAK BOY RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE WITH THE BLEEDING EDGE!!! THIS COULD BE IT, THE ULTIMATE SNEAK ATTACK! THE COVER!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THR—
Stew: NO! HEART BREAK BOY SAYS NOT LIKE THIS! HE KICKS OUT JUST IN THE KNICK OF TIME! BUT BOY WAS THAT CLOSE! The Heart Break Boy STILL seems fazed from that maneuver. This isn’t exactly the way HE, or anybody else thought this match would portray itself right out the gates! And Devan Dubian isn’t going to give him any TIME TO RECOVER — WAIT NO, HEART BREAK BOY RAKES THE EYES! The ref yells at him, but that has given him all the separation he needs! Devan Dubian is crouched over… AND HITS HIM WITH A CRUCIAL RUNNING BULLDOG! BUT DEVAN DUBIAN ISN’T STAYING DOWN FOR LONG – He gets back up to his feet, only to be sent packing again with a twisting neckbreaker! It seems as if the Heart Break Boy is targeting the neck area of Devan Dubian early in this match-up.
Pierre: And now it seems as if Heart Break Boy is intent on setting Dubian up for further damage, sitting him up on the canvas as the Missouri native gets on top of him, hammering punches away! BUT HOLD ON, DEVAN DUBIAN SHOWS SOME LIFE – BLOCKING THE CHAMPION’S FOREARM WITH HIS OWN, AND HEADBUTTING HIM RIGHT ON THE TEMPLE. HBB DIDN’T SEEM TO TAKE TOO KINDLY TO THAT, AS HE’S NOW UP, AND DAZED – TRYING TO CATCH HIS BEARINGS. HE TURNS AROUND — PENDULUM LARIAT FROM THE CHALLENGER! MY GOODNESS, THAT COULD HAVE TAKEN HIS HEAD OFF! And now Devan Dubian has HBB where he wants him, as he methodically circles around Heart Break Boy’s recovering figure, sending swift kicks to the downed champion, BEFORE SENDING HIS KNEE RIGHT ACROSS THE TEMPLE OF HEART BREAK BOY. THERE IS NO LOSS OF LOVE BETWEEN THESE TWO, I’LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH.
Stew: Heart Break Boy is trying to stand up on his own feet, but he’s struggling – THE WHOLE ARENA CAN SEE THAT, AND YOU BEST BELIEVE DEVAN DUBIAN DOES. HE SWINGS IN FROM BEHIND TO THE UNSUSPECTING HEART BREAK BOY — THE OLYMPIC SLAM! MADE FAMOUS BY DEVAN DUBIAN’S MENTOR AND FRIEND STARR STAN. You can just tell that Devan Dubian has captivated this crowd, and he has the control of this match in the palm of his hand. And much like a shark in the ocean, he smells BLOOD IN THE WATER… AS HE POUNDS HIS FIST AGAINST THE CANVAS, TAUNTING IN HEART BREAK BOY’S DIRECTION, EMPOWERING THE AMBITION TO SHUT HIM UP… AS HEART BREAK BOY FINALLY GETS TO HIS FEET, BUT WITH A LITTLE WEIGHT ON HIS HEAD — AND DUBIAN CHARGES!!!! THE BLEEDING EDGE!!!! THE BLEEDING EDGE!!! WAIT – NO! NO! YES! YES! THE GOLDPRINT, THE GOLDPRINT!!!! HEART BREAK BOY COUNTERS!!!
Pierre: OR DID HE?!?! I DON’T THINK HE GOT ALL OF IT. HE ONLY SMACKED DEVAN DUBIAN ON THE SIDE OF THE FACE. I THINK HEART BREAK BOY IS SHOWING EVEN WHEN HE GETS THE UPPERHAND, HIS TIMING JUST ISN’T RIGHT. THAT HEAD INJURY IS OBVIOUSLY PAYING DIVIDENDS FOR DEVAN DUBIAN AS HE MAY HAVE JUST ESCAPED THE ULTIMATE DEADLY FATE. DEVAN DUBIAN STAYS CROUCHED IN THE TURNBUCKLE, FEELING UP HIS FACE BEFORE BOILING IN ANGER… THE HEART BREAK BOY TRIES TO CHARGE AT HIM, BUT DUBIAN IS JUST QUICKER TO THE JAB, WITH YET ANOTHER PENDULUM LARIAT!!! HBB IS DAZED, MOST LIKELY CONCUSSED – BUT HE IS NOT GOING TO LET THE REFEREE END THIS MATCH. While the ref attends to Heart Break Boy’s needs, there’s Devan Dubian, laying in wait, like a snake hanging in the weeds, just waiting for the most prime time to strike… HE’S CALCULATING, MEASURING THE HEART BREAK BOY UP… HBB USES THE ROPES TO GET TO HIS FEET, TURNS AROUND! THE BLEEDING EDGE!!!! THE BLEEDING EDGE!!! AND THIS TIME, IT CONNECTS!!! DEVAN DUBIAN DROPS FOR THE COVER, AND THIS MIGHT JUST DO IT HERE AT THE GRAND RAMPAGE!
ONEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!! THREEE!!!!!!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “This Mean’s War” echoes throughout the stadium here in Barcelona as the referee hands Devan Dubian the Hall of Fame Championship, and he raises it high up in the air to share the moment with the crowd. )
Ring Announcer: AND YOUR… NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION… DEVAN… DUBAIN!!!!!!!
Cherish: DEVAN DUBIAN’S DONE IT, DEVAN DUBIAN’S DONE IT! HE HAS ONCE MORE CAPTURED THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP, AND TAKEN THE RUBBER MATCH AGAINST THE HEART BREAK BOY AT THE 10TH INSTALLMENT OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE! HE BECOMES ONLY THE 2ND EAW COMPETITOR TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP TWICE. WHAT A MAGNIFICENT PERFORMANCE, AND THIS RESULT WAS JUST INEVITABLE BASED ON THE CIRCUMSTANCE AND CHRONOLOGIC EVENTS OF THAT MATCH. The Heart Break Boy just could never recover from that Bleeding Edge off the bat, nor those hellacious lariats that Devan Dubian executed from. It would shock me not one bit if the news came out tomorrow that the Heart Break Boy suffered a concussion from this match.
Pierre: That’s just what Devan Dubian is capable of doing to any of his damned opponents, Cherish! Just look at him, that’s the sight of EAW royalty right there! AND THE SIGHT OF OUR NEW EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION.
( The camera pans to Devan Dubian celebrating on the turnbuckle, with Heart Break Boy back on his feet, holding the ropes to maintain his standing. He’s looking right at Devan Dubian, Dub not expecting his presence behind him. )
Cherish: OH NO! I THINK HEART BREAK BOY HAS VENGEANCE ON HIS MIND… DAZED AND ALL, HE STILL FACTORS TO MAKE DUBIAN’S LIFE WORSE FOR THE RUIN. DUB FINALLY HOPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE, TURNS AROUND… AND… For him to just stare blankly into the eyes of the Heart Break Boy! NO action! Nothing but an extended hand from the Heart Break Boy, a showcasing of respect! These two have been at each other’s throats for the better half of 2017, but they’re professionals at the end of the day – and Dubian accepts Heart Break Boy’s showcase of respect! And not only that, but the two embrace one another in the middle of the ring, patting each other on the back, showcasing that the rivalry, the blood – the sweat – was worthy of mutual respect! HBB leaves the ring once and for all, to let Dubian soak this moment in – and my goodness, what a moment. This is what EAW is all about in this pinnacle season, to match the essence and stature that these two men possess.
( Camera pans to a referee helping the Heart Break Boy up the entrance ramp, with Dubian’s music still blasting throughout the stadium, as HBB finally makes it up the ramp. )
Pierre: I’m not sure the next time we’re going to see the Heart Break Boy, but I sure am pro– WAIT, WAIT, WHO’S THAT?!?! WHO THE HELL IS THAT?… SOMEBODY JUST EMERGED FROM THE CURTAIN AND STARTED ASSAULTING THE HEART BREAK BOY!!!! IS THAT… IS THAT, I THINK IT IS! IT’S JAYWALKER!!!! AND HE COMES OUT SWINGING WITH A STEEL CHAIR, HAMMERING AWAY AT HEART BREAK BOY! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?! DEVAN DUBIAN IS FINALLY REALIZING THE SOURCE OF COMMOTION, AS HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO THE RAMP — BUT LOOK BEHIND YOU DUBIAN… AS ARES ENTERS THE RING BEHIND HIM!!! DUB HEARS THE FOOTSTEPS — SPEAR!!!! SPEAR!!!! WHAT VELOCITY BEHIND THAT SPEAR! ARES QUICKLY PICKS UP THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP AS DUBIAN GETS BACK TO HIS FEET — MY GOODNESS, SMACKS IT RIGHT ACROSS HIS TEMPLE! THE CHAMPION IS OUT COLD! AND IN THE MEANTIME, JAYWALKER IS STILL HAMMERING AWAY AT HBB AT THE ENTRANCE RAMP! And now Ares rolls out of the ring and makes his way towards them! THIS CAN’T BE GOOD!
Stew: No… NO IT’S NOT! WHAT IS JAYWALKER DOING NOW? HE’S OPENING UP THAT CHAIR, AND PLACING HEART BREAK BOY’S NECK WITHIN IT… NO, NO… I’M CONNECTING THE DOTS, AND AS ARE MOST OF YOU AT HOME… JAYWALKER IS NOW URGING ARES TO DO IT… NO, NO NO… NOT THIS!!! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!! THE METEORA!!!! THE METEORA ON THE DEFENSELESS HEART BREAK BOY!!! NO!! THEY MAY HAVE JUST SNAPPED HIS NECK! YOU CAN JUST SEE A GUSH OF BLOOD FOAM AROUND THE MOUTH OF THE HEART BREAK BOY! THIS IS JUST SICKENING! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT?!? WHAT DO JAYWALKER AND ARES WANT WITH THE HEART BREAK BOY — OR DEVAN DUBIAN FOR THAT MATTER??!?? THE PARAMEDICS AND A GROUPING OF SECURITY ARE OUT HERE NOW, TRYING TO SEPARATE ARES AND JAYWALKER FROM THE SCENE — BUT TOO LATE I SAY. THE DAMAGE IS ALREADY DONE. HE WAS ALREADY CONCUSSED, WHO THE HELL KNOWS IF HIS NECK IS BROKEN NOW. THESE TWO SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT.
Cherish: The crowd is absolutely in shock right now, unable to muster up any expression or series of audibles for the scene that sits before them. The feel good moment of respect disappeared, withered away in the absolute inhumane intentions of two sickening individuals. I hope there is a penance of their crimes for this… they can’t get away with this… can they? CAN THEY?
( The camera pans to the medical staff putting Heart Break Boy on a stretcher as the camera fades elsewhere… )
(We now return to ringside as the announcer is ready to call the next match.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for….the EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(The opening of “Sail” by AWOLnation is then followed by “Adventures” by Kid Cudi as Drastik makes his way down the ramp. No flashy gear, no jacket; he keeps his eyes fixed on the ring, blocking out the reactions of the crowd while he takes his time to get up the stairs and go between the ropes.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, making his way to the ring from Oakland, California! Weighing in at 225 pounds! DRAAAAAAASSSTTTIIKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
WWEFan: Drastik with no grand entrance, no excitement, he just came to compete tonight. For quite a while Drastik has been withdrawn, almost depressed over his standing in the sport of professional wrestling. For weeks Drastik has debated whether he should hang it up, he feels like his career has hit a stand still and it could be argued that if he loses this match tonight, he might be right in his assumptions. This match could be very telling in regards to what Drastik should do and that’s why he’s taking this so seriously. This could be one of his biggest title matches ever.
(The lights in the arena dim and a spotlight shines down on stage. In that moment “You Are My Sunshine” by Alone hits and Eclipse Diemos comes out of the entrance way, stepping into the light as he carries the EAW Championship by his side.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, the champion! From Prescott Hills Sanatorium, Arizona! Weighing in at 286 pounds! He is our EAW Champion….”Fear Incarnate”…….ECLIIIIPPPSSSEEEEE DIEEEEEMOOOOSSSSS!!!!
Kawajai: This match will be just as telling for the career of Eclipse Diemos as he defends his title right here on one of EAW’s biggest stages! This is him being put to the test yet again, and based on his track record, Eclipse performs like no other in these situations. He never lets anything get in his head, he keeps calm, and that kind of composed strategy got him King of Elite, got him the EAW title, got him to where he is today! Eclipse is coming in much more stable than his opponent mentally and that could give him the edge here tonight.
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: This EAW Championship match is now officially underway here as both men stand there at opposite corners of the ring. They circle around each other, keeping that same distance between themselves — Eclipse attempts to make the first move, he charges for a takedown; BIG KICK TO THE JAW FROM DRASTIK! Eclipse Diemos staggers back as he covers his mouth! He falls down in a seated position while Drastik stands there, gesturing at him to get up! Drastik showing Eclipse that he can’t pull a fast one on him like that, that he’s ready for this match! Eclipse wipes away at the cut on his lip and then gets up, he seems not too bothered by that blow, it seems our Champion may have just been looking to test his opponent. No more games now though as he walks toward Drastik, and the two meet up for a lock up! Eclipse Diemos roughly moving Drastik around, trying to gain control…he gets behind Drastik, and SLAMS him down onto the canvas!
Kawajai: Face first he goes, ouch! That was a bad fall but things might just get worse, Eclipse Diemos makes sure to keep his hold over on Drastik! He is changing positions while keeping that waist lock on Drastik, he has him lifted up in a gut wrench….gut wrench powerbomb delivered by Eclipse! Eclipse Diemos stands over Drastik as he has turned over on his stomach and is clutching his back, trying to crawl over to the ropes to use for assistance in getting back up but then there is Eclipse, stalking him as he takes his knee and slowly digs it deep into Drastik’s spine, keeping him from returning to his feet! Eclipse has Drastik pressed up against those ropes as that knee of his rises — he’s pushing that knee into Drastik’s head and in the process sending his throat into the ropes! Eclipse Diemos now choking Drastik as the referee begins a count!
Referee: Break it up Eclipse, come on! ONEEEEEE….TWOOOOOO….THREEEE….FOUR —
WWEFan: Eclipse Diemos finally steps away as the referee gives him a warning, though I am not sure if Eclipse Diemos cares too much! He nudges the referee aside mid sentence as he hovers over Drastik who pushed himself away from the ropes and is now coughing after being deprived of breathing from that choke. Eclipse smiles….and then just falls flat with a splash onto Drastik, taking the air out of him again! Eclipse Diemos remains on top of him as Drastik struggles to push him off, that’s a damn near three hundred pound man having crashed down right on his chest! Eclipse is on top of him and is now raining down on top of him with elbows to the side of the head! Oh! That one caught Drastik really bad as he is too disoriented to put up a fight! Eclipse turns him over slightly and now has him for a lateral press! The shoulders are down, that’s a cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOO!!!! TH – KICKOUT!
Kawajai: Drastik gets the shoulder up. It’s way too early, Eclipse is going to need to do more than that. Eclipse Diemos takes the hair of Drastik and pulls at it, forcefully guiding Drastik up to his feet so that he can hit him with a HARD punch to the gut! Drastik is kneeled over as Eclipse now pulls him in! Eclipse Diemos has Drastik high up in the air as he is looking to deliver a vertical suplex! Drastik’s legs are flailing around though, he is desperate to get his feet back on solid ground! All of this struggling is making it hard for Eclipse Diemos to hit it! Drastik keeps struggling….he is now behind Eclipse Diemos! And an enzuigiri to the back of the head by Drastik! Eclipse Diemos was nearly turned over by the power put into that kick!
WWEFan: Eclipse Diemos is putting his hands up and is looking to push himself up to his feet, Drastik is there though, watching him. Drastik is regaining his composure after that series of moves by Eclipse and is looking rather angry. He leans in to get in the face of Eclipse. A slap in the face by Drastik! That has waken up Diemos as his eyes are no longer glazed over! He swings at Drastik in response but before his punch can even connect, Drastik already got him with a brutal forearm which spins him around! His back is turned to Drastik as he jumps up! With no hands Drastik positions his legs on the shoulders of Eclipse and spikes him on his head with a reverse hurricanrana!
Kawajai: Eclipse Diemos was just flipped over there as he is now currently on his knees! Drastik slides through — SNAP DDT FOR A FOLLOW UP! Eclipse trying to roll away to catch a breather but Drastik grabs him by the shirt! Eclipse takes a leap between the ropes, getting a much needed break, but OH! Drastik pulls him away! Uppercut to the jaw! Eclipse Diemos at the mercy of Drastik now as he towers over him! Drastik backs away for some momentum, he comes running back — SHINING WIZARD TO THE FACE! Eclipse Diemos is sent flying from that as he hits the ground hard and then goes rolling onto the apron! Drastik rushes over to Eclipse looking to continue his attack!
WWEFan: Eclipse Diemos with a stunner using the ropes! Drastik goes bouncing back into the ring as Eclipse Diemos is now on the outside taking a break! Drastik is beginning to recover from that rather quickly though! He’s already heading toward the apron! But Eclipse Diemos! He reaches underneath the ropes and grabs Drastik by the foot, knocking him over and then dragging him outside of the ring, and in one swift motion HE DELIVERS AN STO ONTO DRASTIK, SLAMMING HIM RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! Look at the way Drastik’s body just bent, that is unbelievable! Drastik getting deflated just like that and Eclipse Diemos isn’t even done yet! He scrapes Drastik’s body off of the steel steps, again having him by his feet! He yanks him into position! Powerbomb onto the floor, but he doesn’t release! Eclipse Diemos transitioning now, getting ahold of the legs another way as…HE GIANT SWINGS DRASTIK INTO THE BARRICADE! THEN TOWARDS THE RING! Drastik’s body pushing past the tarp as he is now left there underneath the ring!
Kawajai: Drastik just got ragdolled badly, there’s not a lot of energy in him right now as half of his body is just half conscious under the ring! Eclipse Diemos briefly enters past the ropes to reset the count the referee was threatening him with as he can now return to dealing more damage to Drastik! In those couple of seconds Drastik showed just enough awareness to keep himself alive in this match as he further crept under the ring! Eclipse Diemos lifts up the tarp and looks around for him as it seems Drastik is going for another exit! He’s coming out from our side of the ring! Eclipse Diemos becomes wise to it rather quickly though and comes running around the ring! As soon as Drastik gets out he is met by Diemos who pounces at him, flinging him to the ground with a shoulder tackle! Eclipse Diemos has been using his size advantage to pretty much toss around Drastik and keep him from getting into this match up!
WWEFan: Eclipse Diemos is thinking of what to do next. He grabs the hands of Drastik, gently bringing him up, allowing for Drastik to rest up against him, perhaps trying to make him worry about what might happen to him by showing how he’s in control! He brings Drastik up onto his shoulders in Fireman’s carry position….but wait, hang on! Drastik slips off! Spinning backfist by Drastik! Eclipse Diemos takes that shot and comes at Drastik asking for more, Drastik ducks his charge and then counters with a powerful lariat! Drastik is now the one rolling into the ring as Eclipse Diemos is on the floor trying to gather his bearings! Eclipse Diemos didn’t just fall on his back there, he bumped his head pretty hard on the floor. Drastik needs to reassess the situation, take advantage of this time gifted to him! Drastik now has a renewed focus as he stands in the ring! The referee is checking his status and Drastik seems not to care, he knows he’s fine, he just wants to be there when Eclipse is fully up.
Kawajai: Drastik is watching intently. Eclipse Diemos is now up on his feet and is aware. This is Drastik’s time to strike! Drastik rebounds off of the ropes and comes running across the ring! HE CLEARS THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FLYING! HE TWISTS IN MID AIR, LANDING ON TOP OF ECLIPSE DIEMOS FOR A TORNADO PLANCHA! Drastik lands right on his feet after knocking over Diemos! Drastik is favoring his back but soon learns to ignore it, he is now beginning to muscle up the much heavier Diemos and pushes him into the ring, not wanting to waste any time. He must strike while the iron is hot! Eclipse Diemos is returning to a vertical base but has no real idea what is going on! While on spaghetti legs he sets his sights on Drastik and automatically he goes for him, hurt or not! Drastik telegraphs it and leap frogs over him, not even touching the floor for more than a second before hitting an inverted neckbreaker on Eclipse! Eclipse doesn’t give up yet, he still doesn’t stay down for more than a few moments!
WWEFan: He is getting back up, but not for long! SUPERKICK BY DRASTIK! Eclipse Diemos is on his knees, leaning! Drastik follows it up with a roundhouse to the temple! Eclipse Diemos is on all fours! Drastik leans in and pie faces him! Followed by a punt to the stomach! Drastik has had enough! He runs to the ropes! He long jumps over the upper body of Eclipse, and then lands on his head with a double foot stomp! Eclipse’s face was DRIVEN into the canvas there! Drastik kicks him onto his back and drops down to hook the leg, we got a cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!!! THRR —
WWEFan: Eclipse Diemos delivers a kick out with authority! Drastik gets back on him but Eclipse is being resourceful, he pulls Drastik in by his tights and trips him up, drop toe hold! Eclipse Diemos is now desperate as he jumps on top of Drastik! These two are scrapping on the ground, throwing rights and lefts! Drastik getting the upperhand! Then Eclipse! The referee is trying to get involved and force some separation as these two scramble to their feet! Both men are up and are on even playing fields as it appears we may be back to square one! Drastik and Eclipse run up at each other — AND ECLIPSE DIEMOS THROWS IN A CURVE BALL AS HE DELIVERS A RUNNING CROSSBODY, MOWING DRASTIK DOWN! Drastik was just turned inside out!
Kawajai: Eclipse proving to be unexpectedly agile in such a critical point! He attempts a cover but Drastik won’t let him keep his shoulders on the mat, showing that while he may be down he still has some life, that move was no closer! It could be an opening for what IS this closer though and that is something Eclipse recognizes! Since Drastik won’t stay flat on his back, Diemos stands up and delivers a senton onto his side! Eclipse could have cracked a few ribs of the challenger there! Eclipse went over the body of Drastik with that move and is now near the corner! There he grabs the ropes and brings himself to his feet! Eclipse Diemos wants to finish this it seems! Drastik gets up in the center in the ring, looking at the corner ACROSS from Eclipse, blind to the fact that he is behind him! Drastik is worried about just getting up right now….he does get to his feet and he turns around….INTO A GLASGOW SMILE! ECLIPSE DIEMOS WITH THE DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!
WWEFan: BUT DRASTIK WITH SOME EVASIVE TACTICS AT THE LAST SECOND! HE FALLS FLAT ON HIS BACK TO GET UNDER IT AND THEN KIPS UP! He now runs at Eclipse Diemos but Eclipse sees it coming and steps out of the way, redirecting Drastik over the top rope! Drastik saves himself by landing on the apron though and as Eclipse Diemos turns around to see that he comes barreling through the ropes with a shoulder thrust to Drastik!
Kawajai: Drastik avoids it! Knee lift to the head of Eclipse as it was left sticking out! Eclipse Diemos falls back into the ring in a daze and that’s when Drastik chooses to act! Drastik springboards back in to join him! He drops down, his knees between the head of Eclipse Diemos! A QUICK DELIVERY OF A FLIP PILEDRIVER! ECLIPSE DIEMOS HAS JUST BEEN DRILLED!!
WWEFan: Eclipse Diemos is shaking from that sensation, his hands twitching, his neck jerking around! Drastik walks across his injured body and then heads to the turnbuckle…..He’s climbing it all of the way to the top! Drastik has himself perched! He’s calling for it! STIGMATA BY DRASTIK! DRASTIK COMES FALLING FROM THE HEAVENS —
Kawajai: BUT ECLIPSE DIEMOS STILL HAS THE SENSE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY TO AVOID THAT CORKSCREW MOONSAULT! DRASTIK IS FORCED TO THINK ON THE FLY AS HE LANDS ON HIS FEET!
WWEFan: Drastik tweaks his knee there as there is now a bit of slowness to how he moves, he hobbles around, turning to Eclipse Diemos on one leg as Eclipse Diemos takes off ; ROOM 13! THE ROOM 13 BIG BOOT NAILS DRASTIK RIGHT IN THE FACE! DRASTIK DROPPED LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS, HE LOOKS TO BE OUT! ECLIPSE DIEMOS HOPS ON TOP OF HIM, ONE ARM FORCING DOWN DRASTIK’S TORSO, THE OTHER PULLING BACK AT THE LEGS! THE REFEREE GOES TO COUNT THE COVER!
Kawajai: DRASTIK KICKS OUT! THE REFEREE’S HAND WAS JUST A MERE INCH AWAY FROM THE GROUND TO FINISH THAT THREE COUNT! Eclipse Diemos turns over and for the first time there’s a look of confusion. He took Drastik by surprise with that Room 13 and got all of it, Drastik’s head literally whipped back from the sheer strength behind it, any other man would have been beaten by that move but here we are, still deep into this match! Eclipse Diemos brings himself to his feet and waits. He is just standing there, giving the canvas a few good stomps, maybe trying to prep himself for what he is about to do. Meanwhile the referee sees if Drastik is ok, and again, neither man wants any interference in this, Drastik just pushes him away and looks to stand on his own. It is then Drastik locks eyes with Eclipse! He sees him in the corner and Eclipse knows that Drastik knows what is coming, but look at the state of Drastik, he’s not all there from that kick, I don’t think he’ll be able to stop it! ECLIPSE SMILES AS HE TAKES OFF AGAIN FOR THAT ROOM 13!
WWEFan: DRASTIK CAUGHT HIM! DRASTIK MOVED HIS HEAD JUST ENOUGH AND GRASPED AT ECLIPSE’S BOOT AS HE NOW HAS THE LEG OF ECLIPSE UP IN THE AIR! Eclipse is left wondering what Drastik will do, the ball is in Drastik’s court! Drastik building suspense, taking his time….He still has the leg…and he drops it! Eclipse is back on his two feet but is to distracted to react to a kick to the midsection! DRASTIK! DRASTIK CLUTCHES THE BODY OF ECLIPSE…..STANDING C4!! OH, or at least attempted there as it seems Eclipse won’t budge! Elbow to the jaw! Drastik holds his position though! A lift of the leg — DRASTIK SETTLING FOR AN EXPLODER! He might not have been able to pull off both of them flipping but he definitely was able to send Eclipse over his head! Drastik wants to keep going but Eclipse Diemos then smashes his fist into that tweaked knee of Drastik!
Kawajai: Drastik’s stunned by that, Eclipse Diemos then does a chop block for good measure! The tables have turned back into Eclipse Diemos’ favor! He’s got Drastik in a Boston crab and is cranking back on it as hard as possible! This is a two for one honestly! Not only is that knee getting worked over, but he’s bending Drastik’s back, that back that has already taken plenty of damage throughout this match! Drastik reaches out for the ropes but keep in mind that Eclipse has him placed dead center in the middle of the ring! There is no way Drastik can carry Eclipse on his back halfway across the ring, he does not have that kind of energy! Eclipse Diemos is really putting his weight on this submission, folding the legs as well to place as much strain on the legs as possible! Drastik does not wish to submit though!
WWEFan: Much longer and that won’t even matter, there’s no way you can win with a bum knee like that! Eclipse Diemos abandons the right leg, letting go of it as he instead chooses to turn this into a single leg crab on the already damaged leg! He uses that free hand of his to start PUNCHING that exposed knee! My gosh! Drastik lets out a yell as you can tell that this is really getting to him! In desperation he flings back that other leg of his and it gets Diemos in the nose! Eclipse Diemos’ grip loosens momentarily and Drastik runs with it! He’s starting to wriggle free here! He’s powering through, he’s starting to try to turn over! Eclipse Diemos is doing his damndest to keep Drastik on his chest but Drastik is pushing back even harder! Eclipse Diemos has no choice but to give in, Drastik is now on his back and free as all of the pressure from the hold has been relieved! Drastik now brings him in for an inside cradle, but he’s not looking for a pin, no, it allows him to switch things over on Eclipse as he has his legs and twists them! He’s got Eclipse Diemos turned over in a sharpshooter! The hold is being applied to perfection as Eclipse is now getting a taste of his own medicine!
Kawajai: Eclipse Diemos is in a panic here, rushing over to the ropes frantically as Drastik is being pulled away from the center of the ring in his own submission! With Drastik still on his back Eclipse Diemos grabs the ropes for a break as the referee begins his count! One! Two! Three! Four! WOAH! Drastik tears Eclipse’s hands away from that rope and then brings him back so that he may carry on with the sharpshooter! Drastik is determined to keep this applied, but Eclipse! Eclipse Diemos with what he has left is now turning over! He takes his legs and he shoves Drastik as Drastik falls back through the middle rope! He grabs at the rope but loses his balance as he goes tumbling back down to the floor! Drastik uses the tarp for some assistance.
WWEFan: Eclipse Diemos stomps on his hand! Eclipse is getting back his footing and he now goes between the ropes to get his hands on Drastik who still remains rested up against the apron. Just a second! Drastik also tries to grab at Eclipse and he is in a much more favorable position as he takes Eclipse by the shirt, and throws him to ground with a gorilla press slam! Drastik taking advantage of Eclipse being up above to leverage Eclipse to the floor! Those thin mats hardly protect Diemos as he crashes to the ground! Eclipse Diemos is taking a beating on the floor here! He tries to cover up from the blows but those shots are still getting through! Eclipse backs away — Drastik spears him into the front of our table! The edge of the desk had to have jabbed Diemos! Eclipse falls over as we are now up close and personal with the champ and he is not looking good!
Kawajai: Eclipse Diemos is taking several more punches to the face! Drastik has his head — and slams it into the table repeatedly! Again and again! Eclipse Diemos takes his hand and swings it back to keep Drastik at bay! He turns around and Drastik is just daring him to attack! Eclipse says screw it and decides to make a try at getting past the guard of Drastik! He slips past the fists of Drastik and SPINEBUSTERS HIM INTO THE APRON! Drastik cringes in pain but he is still on his feet! Eclipse Diemos approaches Drastik AND EATS A SUPERKICK FOR HIS TROUBLES! Eclipse Diemos is out like a light! Eclipse falls into the arms of Drastik who keeps him up with one hand…and uses the other to clear off our announce desk! What does he have in mind!?
WWEFan: You know exactly what he has in mind Kawa! This is no longer our table, this is collateral damage for the match! We better make ourselves scarce because Drastik is now taking Eclipse Diemos and draping his body over the table! Drastik must think he has no other option, he HAS to do this to beat our EAW Champion! Drastik rolls into the ring, the referee is questioning what he’s going to do and it’s falling on deaf ears, Drastik is a man possessed! We are seeing a passion from Drastik tonight that hasn’t been seen in quite some time! He climbs up to the top rope and is perched perfectly! He stands himself up, looking down at Eclipse Diemos as he is still motionless on that announce table here at ringside! Drastik just has his gaze stuck on Eclipse Diemos, the blood thirsty Grand Rampage crowd wanting to see him do this, but there appears to be a bit of hesitance going on in his mind. There’s a risk and reward here and he recognizes it. Is this worth it? Drastik looks around the arena in deep thought…..AND HE SHARPLY PUTS HIS EYES BACK ON ECLIPSE DIEMOS! I THINK WE NOW KNOW HIS DECISION! DRASTIK SHOWS NO FEAR AS HE BENDS HIS KNEES….AND HE JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE! STIGMAATTTAAA!!! THE STIGMATA CONNECTS TO THE OUTSIDE!!
Kawajai: DRASTIK WITH A CORKSCREW MOONSAULT FROM THE RING ALL OF THE WAY DOWN TO RINGSIDE ON ECLIPSE DIEMOS THROUGH THE TABLE!!! OUR DESK JUST EXPLODED FROM THE IMPACT! DRASTIK TAKING EXTREME MEASURES TO KEEP DOWN OUR EAW CHAMPION BUT HE MAY HAVE TAKEN HIMSELF OUT AS WELL! LOOK AT THE CHAOS AROUND RINGSIDE, THIS IS A MESS! ECLIPSE DIEMOS AND DRASTIK LAY JUST A FEW FEET AWAY FROM US, THEIR BROKEN BODIES UNABLE TO MOVE. THESE GUYS MAY JUST KILL EACH OTHER IF IT MEANS WALKING AWAY WITH THE EAW TITLE! THE REFEREE IS LOOKING DOWN IN COMPLETE SHOCK! HE MAY JUST HAVE TO START UP A COUNT AND CALL THE MATCH!
WWEFan: NO GODDAMN WAY! WE NEED A WINNER! WE DESERVE ONE! AND THE CROWD IS LETTING THEIR OPINION ON THAT BE KNOWN! THE REFEREE PUTS HIS HANDS DOWN AND IS NOW WAITING ON THESE MEN TO GET BACK UP, THOUGH IT MAY TAKE A WHILE! BOTH MEN ARE MAKING SOME MOVEMENTS BUT NONE THAT SHOW SIGNS OF RETURNING TO THEIR FEET ANY TIME SOON!
Kawajai: You MAY have spoke too soon there! DRASTIK IS STIRRING! HE’S TURNING OVER! DRASTIK IS STARTING TO CRAWL AWAY FROM THE WRECKAGE HE CAUSED, MAKING HIS WAY TO THE STEEL STEPS AS HE LOOKS TO GO UP THOSE BACK INTO THE RING! BUT HANG ON! ECLIPSE DIEMOS SLIGHTLY SITS UP, SHOWING HE IS STILL ALIVE IN THIS ALSO! With as much as he can, he turns over! HE’S CRAWLING AND HE’S REACHING FOR THAT LEG OF DRASTIK! These two are racing to get back in, whoever gets back to the ring and gets to their feet has the upperhand! Eclipse is wanting to crawl past Drastik and get ahead! They’re at the stairs and both are trading shots! There’s not enough room for both of their tired bodies! Drastik with all of his might PUSHES Eclipse off! Eclipse losing balance and dropping in a seated position! Drastik slowly but surely makes his way onto the apron and rolls into the ring! Eclipse Diemos heaves himself up and in one big motion gets in as well! Alright, they’re in the ring, but can get they get to their feet?
WWEFan: Drastik isn’t worried about getting to his feet, he puts his arm over Diemos! Drastik hit that Stigmata and hopes to have that get him the win!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE —
WWEFan: Eclipse Diemos saves the match! That shoulder was enough to push Drastik right off of him! Both men lay next to each other, staring up at the sky, trying to catch their breath! They start to get back to their feet as CAN YOU LOOK AT THIS?! Drastik and Eclipse using each other to get to their feet! Eclipse pushing up on the back of Drastik! Drastik pulls on the collar of Eclipse’s shirt! These two men are now up to their feet, BARELY! They lean against each other, one keeping up the other! Eclipse’s breath is starting to become more steady, the same can be said for Drastik — BUT ECLIPSE SEES HIS MOMENT! HE PUSHES DRASTIK AWAY! DRASTIK COMES BACK AT HIM; GLASGOW SMILE! GLASGOW SMILE OUT OF NOWHERE AS THAT DISCUS LARIAT FINALLY CONNECTS ON DRASTIK! WHERE IN THE WORLD DID ECLIPSE GET THAT FROM!? ECLIPSE PULLING FROM HIS RESERVES AS HE NOW GETS ON TOP OF DRASTIK FOR THE COVER, JUST WOW!
Kawajai: THIS IS WHY HE’S CHAMPION FAN! THE REFEREE COUNTS!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Kawajai: WHAT!? DRASTIK KICKED OUT! DRASTIK SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY HAD SOME MORE IN THE TANK! ECLIPSE DIEMOS CAN’T EVEN REACT, HE JUST ROLLS OVER AND CLOSES HIS EYES, FADING IN AND OUT FROM CONSCIOUSNESS! Eclipse is EXHAUSTED! Eclipse is stirring, rising to his feet slowly but surely as Drastik is starting to do the same! Eclipse Diemos looks on at him with venom, seeing Drastik able to get up is driving him nuts! Eclipse Diemos advances toward him! Battering ram into the abdomen! Drastik is flung into the corner! Eclipse swings his knee into Drastik next! Then a clubbing blow to the back! Drastik comes walking out of the corner, but soon falls down! Drastik goes to the next corner, looking for refuge as Eclipse Diemos comes forward for another major shoulder thrust! Though Drastik moves out of the way!
WWEFan: Into the steel ring post Eclipse Diemos goes! Shoulder first! Drastik gets behind Eclipse and pulls him away from the post! HE STACKS HIM UP! ROLL UP BY DRASTIK!
Referee: ONEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOO…
WWEFan: Eclipse Diemos gets out of position, Eclipse getting off of his back so his shoulders can’t be on the mat, but I think that is what Drastik wanted! A hit to the crown of the skull! Front chancery…..THE COGITO LOCK! COGITO LOCK BEING APPLIED BY DRASTIK! DRASTIK IS LOOKING TO CHOKE THE LIFE RIGHT OUT OF ECLIPSE! ECLIPSE DIEMOS IS IN A BAD WAY HERE, HE’S ALREADY HAD TROUBLE BREATHING FROM THAT CRASH THROUGH THE TABLE! ECLIPSE IS COUGHING AND CHOKING, TURNING RED FROM THE HOLD AS DRASTIK IS PUTTING HIS ALL INTO THIS HOLD! ECLIPSE HAS HIS HAND UP BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE WON’T BE TAPPING! ECLIPSE REACHING OUT FOR THE ROPES BUT THEY’RE SO FAR AWAY AND HE DOESN’T HAVE IT IN HIM TO DRAG DRASTIK THIS TIME TIME! ECLIPSE KEEPS THAT HAND OUT STRETCHED, DOING HIS BEST TO GET TO IT, TO HAVE THOSE ROPES…BUT IT DROPS! HIS HAND GOES LIMP! ECLIPSE DIEMOS MAY HAVE PASSED OUT!
Kawajai: His eyes are open but he is not there AT ALL, Fan! DRASTIK MAY HAVE JUST KNOCKED OUT ECLIPSE! Drastik breaks the hold and gets up as he is now above Eclipse! Drastik turns Eclipse over and is now walking toward the ropes! He steps past them and is on the apron as he heads to the turnbuckle! Bum knee and all, Drastik is looking to scale to the top! Drastik is moving a lot more slowly up this time, this shows the toll this match has taken on both men! Drastik is now on the top rope finally! But Eclipse Diemos already trying to roll away! Drastik is one step ahead! He drops down and steps over Eclipse! He grabs the ropes and SHOOTS up to the top! Woah there though! That leg of his! Drastik tripping up on the top, he should have moved a lot slower like he did before! Drastik trying to regain his balance on the top, but in that moment Eclipse is back up — AND HE DELIVERS A DROPKICK!? Eclipse Diemos pulling out a last ditch effort move from his arsenal to crotch Drastik on the top rope! Eclipse favoring himself from that fall as he is not used to doing moves like that, but he soon brushes it off!
WWEFan: Eclipse Diemos is about to join Drastik up top! Eclipse Diemos climbing up to the high rent district! He grabs Drastik and lifts him up! Eclipse Diemos trying for a SUPERPLEX! But Drastik! He escapes! Drastik lands right back on the top rope and now takes his shot! SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! NO! Eclipse stands firm on the top rope! Drastik crashes and burns! Eclipse has his back turned to Drastik but is now repositioning himself up top so that he can see him! Eclipse is perched, looking for an up top attack of his own! Drastik kips up! He runs to the middle rope and springs off of it! SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE SEATED ECLIPSE AS HE GETS HIMSELF SET UP THERE! Drastik isn’t out of this yet! Drastik stands himself up and now rejoins Eclipse Diemos on the top rope! Drastik’s looking for something big……STANDING C4 FROM THE TOP ROPE! DRASTIK HITS IT THIS TIME AND WITH EVEN MORE HEIGHT THAN HE HAD PLANNED! DOWN ECLIPSE GOES! DRASTIK NEEDS TO COVER — BUT WAIT, WHAT IS HE DOING? DRASTIK’S GOING BACK TO THE TOP ROPE!? PIN HIM! PIN HIM!
Kawajai: Drastik wants to put an exclamation point on the end of this match, to guarantee that this will be the last pin he has to make! Drastik is back on the top rope to finish what he started! Drastik is one leap away from becoming EAW Champion! Drastik looks down at Eclipse Diemos who is still on the mat! Drastik LEAPS OFF THE TOP!
WWEFan: ECLIPSE GOES TO SIT UP AS DRASTIK JUMPS!
Kawajai: – AND HE’S TAKEN RIGHT BACK DOWN AS DRASTIK LANDS ON TOP OF HIM! THE STIGMATA CORKSCREW MOONSAULT CONNECTS! DRASTIK PASSES OUT OF TOP OF ECLIPSE AS SOON AS HE FALLS ON HIM, FAINTLY PULLING AT THE LEG AS THE REFEREE COUNTS THE PIN!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING)
(“Adventures” by Kid Cudi blares through the PA System as Drastik rolls off of Eclipse Diemos, still recovering as the referee hands him the EAW Championship. It is then that the realization kicks in as he sits up with a jolt and holds the title tightly to him. He gets up and the referee raises his hand high as he stares at the title in shock.)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match….ANDDDDDD NEEEEEWWWWWWW EAW CHAMPION……DRAAAAAAAAAASSSSTTTIIIKKKKKKKKK!!!!
WWEFan: I…I need a second to process this — Eclipse Diemos has just been dethroned! Drastik has defeated Eclipse Diemos! In his career we’ve seen him become Answers World champ, EAW World champ, but now, for the first time ever, he is EAW Champion, and at a time in his career where there were many doubts about him, including from himself! Drastik came into this match at a crossroads in his career, wondering if he was on the verge of retirement or not, wondering if he even still had it, but tonight shows that he does! Closing in on ten years into his EAW career and once again Drastik is CHAMPION!
Kawajai: He is not only champion, but he now joins a select few to hold a world championship on six different occasions in this company! That is no small feat, especially with who he was up against! Eclipse Diemos pushed Drastik to his absolute limit! He is what brought out this in Drastik, he made him pull out all of the stops! Eclipse almost had him, but in the end, Drastik pulled through with one last big move on the fly! Drastik can’t even believe it! He’s just in that corner, cradling the title, staring at it obsessively! Drastik leans in and kisses the title, he gets up and he holds it up high!
WWEFan: For the first time in months there is feeling of pride for Drastik! He is once again at the top of the mountain and he is just soaking in the moment! Drastik limps around the ring one more, the belt in his hand, just taking it all in, still going over the match in his head. He now takes the belt and puts it on his shoulder, heading to the back to a locker room full of people, who I am sure as just as shocked as we are! A locker room that Drastik just put on notice! Hate him all you want but NOW you have to respect him.
(Drastik walks up the ramp, making it all of the way to the stage before turning back and staring into the camera, once again holding the title up high and then holding onto it.)
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Mercer: It’s finally that time, Stew! Forget the World Championship bouts! THIS is our main event, as far as I’m concerned!
(The camera cuts back to Camp Nou where dozens of Ladders in all shapes and sizes have been strategically places around the ring, up the ramp, and upon the stage)
Stew: I’m gonna have to disagree with you there, but nonetheless, this is a big contest and the biggest contest in Drake Jaeger’s career.
Mercer: The biggest in Methuselah’s career too, Stew. Drake made an assurance that he would end Methuselah tonight for good, and he’s ALWAYS been a man of his word.
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The camera transitions to the Ring Announcer in the center of the ring with a microphone in hand)
Announcer: The following contest is for THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP… And it will be an ASCENSION LADDER MATCH!… The Rules are as follows: The only way to win is by climbing a ladder and pulling down the Championship. However, while the Championship hangs 10 feet above the ring, every ten minutes, the Championship will be raised an extra FIVE feet! This will continue for thirty minutes, and if neither man has been successful in taking the Championship down by then, it will remain at 25 feet high above the ring!
Stew: Only a guy as nuts as Drake Jaeger would come up with something like this…
Mercer: What are you trying to say, Stew? This sounds like a BRILLIANT idea! Drake wants to push Methuselah to his absolute limits with this!
(Smoke begins to make its way out to the stage and down the ramp as the lights in Camp Nou dim while the crowd loudly stirs)
“I shoot the lights out”…
“Hide til it’s bright out”…
(A red glow lightens up the smoke billowing down the ramp from the LED of the ramp)
“Woah, just another lonely night”…
“Are you willing to sacrifice your life?”
(Red pyro explodes across both sides of Camp Nou before capping off with one final explosion in the center of the stage as “Monster” by Kanye West continues to play all throughout the stadium)
Announcer: MAKING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE RING… FROM THE SOLITARY CANDLE IN THE VILLA OF OMEN!….
(Methuselah makes his way out to the stage, dressed in a red trenchcoat and black and red camo tights)
Announcer: HE WEIGHED IN TONIGHT AT 16.47 STONE!…. HE IS “THE MONSTER”…. THIS IS MEEEEEEETTTTTTTHHHHHUUUUUUSSSSSEEEELLLLLAAAAHHHH!!!….
Stew: Methuselah looks just as vicious as ever – you have absolutely no clue what could be running through this guy’s mind, and it’s probably better if you didn’t. We’re all well aware Methuselah shows no intimidation whatsoever against the people who oppose him, but you have to wonder if he’s really capable of handling someone such as Drake Jaeger.
Mercer: Exactly, Stew! It’s about time you got it! Methuselah witnessed firsthand at Reckless Wiring why you shouldn’t underestimate Drake Jaeger – he paid for it then, and he’s gonna pay for it tonight too!
(“Monster” fades out as Methuselah prepares himself in the ring while the lights in Camp Nou go out)
Stew: Oh boy…
(The beginning instrumental of the Terminator theme plays as a spotlight slowly begins to shine upon a large wall of fake blocks with “THE FINAL BOSS” written upon them. The instrumental finally comes to an end)
“Sie sind das Essen und Wir sind die Jäger!”
(The wall comes crumbling down to reveal Drake Jaeger – dressed in custom brown boots, white tights, a tan jacket, and the InterWire Championship around his waist – poses in a strange salute as he’s being carried out on a litter held up by the girls of The Harem while “The Final Boss” by contRoVersy plays all throughout Camp Nou)
Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT…. MAKING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE RING…. FROM JAPANTOWN, VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA!…. HE WEIGHED IN TONIGHT AT 203 POUNDS!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION… “THE FINAL BOSS”, DRAKE JAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEGGGGGEEERRRRR!!!….
Mercer: Hey! Don’t forget his other names! “The OG OP MC”! “The Gaijin Goku”! “The Best in the West”! Do your damn homework, Ring Announcer! This is exactly why nobody remembers your name! Drake Jaeger has reached his absolute final form here tonight, Stew! Look at him!
Stew: Alright, calm down…
Mercer: Don’t tell me to calm down! I’ve been a proud fan of this man for a long time, and tonight, he captures the biggest victory of his career! You can tell how much he has riding on this by this eccentric entrance alone! He’s even dressed as a member of the Survey Corps from Attack on Titan! And he’s ready to bring down the biggest, baddest Titan of em all!
Stew: If you say so… Nonetheless, Drake does look very determined, and I have no doubt he’s going to do whatever it takes to win this, just as he did at Reckless Wiring. It’s up to Methuselah as to whether whatever he does is successful or not.
(“The Final Boss” fades out as Drake takes off his jacket and InterWire Championship while he stares down with Methuselah from the opposite side of the ring)
Stew: You can just tell how much these two loathe one another – there’s no love lost here.
(Drake reluctantly hands the InterWire Championship to the Referee, who shows it to Methuselah, shows it to the audience, and finally shows it to the hard camera before hooking it up on the hanger next to him. The InterWire Championship raises ten feet into the air as Drake and Methuselah watch it ascend)
Stew: Drake immediately drops to the outside? What is he… He’s grabbing a nearby 10 foot ladder! He can’t seriously be thinking he’s gonna do what he did at Reckless Wiring! He slides that ladder in and rolls back into the ring, picking it up as the Referee tries to stop him!
Drake (no mic): Shut up! I want to start the match on this!
Stew: He’s SERIOUSLY doing this again?! Methuselah looks absolutely unfazed as he looks on with no objection once more as Drake sets up that ladder! He starts his ascent up it!
Mercer: Hold on, Stew! Drake stops himself! I think that look of hate on his face says it all! He climbs back down, shaking his head as he flips the ladder out of his way, cussing out Methuselah! He’s not looking for any shortcuts! He wants to win this! He wants to legitimately beat Methuselah for a fact! The Ref finally calls for the bell!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: THIS CONTEST IS UNDERWAY AND THE CLOCK IS TICKING AGAINST BOTH OF THESE MEN AS DRAKE BURSTS FORWARD WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM AT METHUSELAH! NOBODY’S HOME AS METHUSELAH HAS IT EASILY SCOUTED, SIDESTEPPING THE INCOMING DRAKE AND WASTING NO TIME STRIKING WITH A LOUD YAKUZA KICK IN THE CORNER!! IT DOESN’T EVEN SEEM TO FAZE DRAKE AS HE EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE THAT JUST BARELY CATCHES THE SKULL OF METHUSELAH! NEITHER man drops from the other’s attack as they stare down! Drake goes for a big lariat, but Methuselah promptly ducks it and catches him from behind! LOOKING FOR A POSSIBLE BACK DROP DRIVER! Drake’s fighting it! He’s fighting it with all he’s got! DRAKE CLAWS AT THE EYES OF METHUSELAH TO ESCAPE FROM HIS GRIP!
Mercer: And an IMMEDIATE elbow into the skull of Methuselah to follow it up! A knee strike now! Drake turns around to look Methuselah in the eyes! Neither man wanting to give the other even an INCH! METHUSELAH DRIVES HIMSELF STRAIGHT INTO THE GUT OF DRAKE AS THEY SLAM HARD INTO THE CORNER! METHUSELAH WITH A BIG SHOULDER THRUST INTO THE GUT OF DRAKE! DRAKE LATCHES ONTO METHUSELAH, DELIVERING RAPID KNEES INTO THE MID-SECTION OF HIS OPPONENT!! Drake manages to successfully turn things around as he switches places with Methuselah! A LOUD BACKHAND CHOP INTO AN ELBOW SMASH! ANOTHER BACKHAND CHOP INTO AN ELBOW SMASH! ANOTHER LETHAL COMBINATION! A POWERFUL HEADBUTT ROCKS METHUSELAH BETWEEN THE EYES! SNAPMARE FROM DRAKE! A DEVASTATING SERIES OF FOOTBALL KICKS INTO THE SPINE OF A SEATED METHUSELAH!! HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING TO STOP HIM!
Stew: KNEE STRIKES TOO! DRAKE DRAGS METHUSELAH BACK UP, LOOKING HIM DEAD IN THE EYES! I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH DETERMINATION ON THIS GUY’S FACE! A MASSIVE LARIAT NEARLY TAKES METHUSELAH’S HEAD OFF HIS SHOULDERS AS DRAKE SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETES THE JUSTICE EXECUTION!!! This contest isn’t over by any means, but right here in this very moment, Drake Jaeger stands above a down and out Methuselah, and he loves it! Drake looks utterly pleased with himself after that as the girls of The Harem jump for joy on the outside! Drake looks around as these jeering fans as–
(Methuselah immediately rises back up to his feet as the crowd erupts with cheers)
Mercer: WHAT?! HOW IS THIS GUY ABLE TO DO THAT?! TURN AROUND, DRAKE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stew: DRAKE JAEGER SLOWLY TURNS AROUND TO LOCK EYES WITH THE MAN HE HAD JUST BEEN STANDING OVER THE BODY OF! METHUSELAH LOOKS COMPLETELY UNFAZED! NOT JUST UNFAZED, BUT WITH A COLD LOOK IN HIS EYES THAT I’VE SEEN ONE TOO MANY TIMES! DRAKE BOLTS TO THE OUTSIDE, TRYING TO REGAIN HIS COMPOSURE AS THE HAREM TRY TO CONSOLE HIM! Methuselah just stands there, not taking his eyes off of Drake Jaeger while a frantic Drake tries to come up with perhaps a better strategy to get rid of this man! He’s dealt with him once before, but I don’t think Drake truly knows the kind of guy he’s up against here! Drake looks like he may be completely losing his cool here as he grabs a nearby ladder! He chucks it over the ropes and into the ring, landing at Methuselah’s feet!
Mercer: Any plan is better than no plan, Stew! Drake is a thinker, and right now we’re watching him come up with a way to eventually chop Methuselah down enough to finish him off! He’s gotta hurry though! Time is ticking away! But Methuselah knows that just as well, and he doesn’t even seem to care! Drake sends another ladder flying into the ring as Methuselah moves out of the way with that same damn emotionless expression across his face! Another ladder goes flying in! There goes another! Drake is filling the ring with every ladder he can get his hands on while the concerned Harem look on! Drake looks as flustered as ever as he cautiously climbs back up to the apron, staring down with Methuselah! The Harem try to stop him as he tells them to back off! He–
Stew: METHUSELAH BURSTS FORWARD THE MOMENT DRAKE TAKES HIS EYES OFF OF HIM!! SPEAR!!!! A MASSIVE SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES AND PERFECTLY INTO THE GUT OF DRAKE JAEGER AS BOTH MEN GO CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE WHILE THE HAREM SCATTERS OUT OF FEAR OF BEING CAUGHT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF IT!!! DRAKE IS DOWN, WRITHING IN PAIN AS METHUSELAH SHOOTS UP TO HIS KNEES! HOW many times have we seen that look from him?! Methuselah’s back in that familiar place, and all he’s focused on right now is hurting whoever’s in front of him! He clutches the hair of Drake, dragging him up to a vertical base along with him! METHUSELAH GRABS DRAKE BY HIS HEAD AND SENDS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION FLYING OVER THE VOLTAGE ANNOUNCE TABLE AND INTO BOTH WWEFAN AND KAWAJAI!! The sheer POWER of Methuselah on display there! He hasn’t even attempted to pull down that Championship! He just wants to punish Drake here!
Mercer: The guy is a psychopath! A total psychopath! Methuselah grabs a hold of Drake once more, pulling him out of that mess behind the Voltage Announce table!
Stew: DRAKE JAEGER WITH A LOUD STRIKE TO THE SKULL OF METHUSELAH WITH A MONITOR?!! WHEN DID HE GET A HOLD OF THAT?!
Mercer: HAHA – I DON’T KNOW, BUT HE’S GOT IT NOW AND HE LANDS ANOTHER HIT WITH IT INTO THE SKULL OF METHUSELAH!! HE DOESN’T DIE THAT EASILY! HE LANDS ANOTHER SHOT TO THE FACE OF METHUSELAH WITH THE MONITOR FROM VOLTAGE’S TABLE AS METHUSELAH DROPS DOWN! Drake throws that monitor down as he tries to recuperate for a second!
Stew: BUT NOT FOR TOO LONG AS METHUSELAH IS ALREADY GETTING BACK ON HIS FEET!!
Mercer: YAMCHA’D!!! DRAKE JAEGER WITH A PICTURE PERFECT SUPERKICK, TAKING METHUSELAH DOWN AND DROPPING HIM AGAINST THAT BARRICADE!! Drake looks exhausted already as he stumbles towards the ring, rolling in as the first count ticks away! 10 minutes are almost up!
Stew: Drake climbs back up to his feet, realizing this match is about to get even more dangerous!
(The InterWire Championship is raised up to 15 feet above the ring)
Mercer: Drake HAS to end this now! Even if Methuselah might be not too far behind, he needs to finish this as soon as he possibly can! This is going to get even more dangerous if he lets time go on!
Stew: Look at his eyes, Jake! He’s not looking at that Championship belt! He’s locked onto the damaged Methuselah on the outside! He’s surrounded by multiple ladders in the ring, and he doesn’t even look like he cares right now! I’ve never seen Drake Jaeger like this! DRAKE IMMEDIATELY HITS THE ROPES, PICKING UP MOMENTUM AT HIS BACK! INCOMING! DRAKE JAEGER SENDS HIMSELF FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES WITH ONE HELL OF A SUICIDE DIVE AS METHUSELAH GETS BACK TO HIS FEET!! THE GODSPEED IS GOOD AS HE SENDS BOTH HE AND METHUSELAH CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE BETWEEN THE ANNOUNCE TABLES HERE AT RINGSIDE!! Drake Jaeger may have bought himself plenty of time to win this match! He climbs back to his feet, glaring at the downed Methuselah as the ecstatic Harem jumps for joy near him! Drake turns his attention back to the ring, potentially looking to put this match to an end! He rolls back in, looking up that that InterWire Championship hanging now 15 feet above!
Mercer: Stew… I don’t like the look of this… Drake looks right back at Methuselah! What has gotten into this man?! He can’t seriously be looking to deal even MORE damage to his opponent, can he?! Drake watches as Methuselah clutches the barricade, trying to pull himself up here by us! Drake clutches the top rope! He’s got a bloodlust in his eyes! DRAKE LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE!! BEAUTIFUL FLYING ROSE ATTACK!!!
Stew: THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!! DRAKE JAEGER WITH INCREDIBLE DISTANCE AS HE NAILS THE SUICIDE SOMERSAULT SENTON AND SENDS BOTH HE AND METHUSELAH CRASHING THROUGH THE BARRICADE BETWEEN THE ANNOUNCE TABLES HERE!!! THIS HOT BARCELONA CROWD IMMEDIATELY SURROUNDS THEM! Methuselah may be out! At least for a while! Enough to potentially finish this match for Drake! Drake Jaeger forces himself back up as this rabid crowd cheers both men on around him! He pushes them out of his way as he grabs a nearby chair! He knows Methuselah is getting back up! He’s telling him to! Methuselah does just that – slowly rising to his knees! DRAKE SWINGS THAT CHAIR, BOUNCING IT OFF THE SKULL OF METHUSELAH!! METHUSELAH JUST STARES HIM DOWN! HE DIDN’T EVEN REACT TO IT! DRAKE SWINGS WITH ANOTHER SICKENING SHOT TO THE SKULL WITH THAT CHAIR! HE FOLLOWS IT UP AS HE THROWS THE CHAIR WITH SUCH FORCE THAT IT WRAPS ITSELF AROUND THE HEAD OF METHUSELAH!!
Mercer: This is a new Drake Jaeger, Stew! We’re seeing a man’s evolution tonight! He’s got something even bigger planned as he starts setting up several unfolded chairs next to each other! He drags Methuselah up! Looking him in the eyes!
Drake (no mic): JUST DIE!!!
Mercer: DRAKE PULLS METHUSELAH IN AND PICKS HIM UP!! GIGA DRILL BREAKER!!!! AN EMPHATIC BRAINBUSTER UNLIKE ANY I’VE EVER SEEN AS METHUSELAH IS SENT PLUMMETING INTO ALL OF THOSE SET UP CHAIRS AND INTO THE CEMENT UNDER THEM!!!! DRAKE HAS JUST VANQUISHED METHUSELAH ONCE AND FOR ALL! Drake rises back to his feet, almost looking at peace! He knows he’s got this match won! He makes his way through the broken barricade as The Harem continue to proudly cheer him on! They love it! Drake looks around until he can find a 15 foot ladder, picking it up and sending it sliding into the ring! I’m so happy for him! This is the biggest moment of his career, Stew! He just did what nobody else could! Methuselah… Methuselah… HE’S STIRRING?! HOW IS HE MOVING?!
Stew: You know as well as I do how inhuman Methuselah is when he’s in a match! That man has stared death in the face more times than either of us can imagine! Drake rolls back into the ring, not even realizing Methuselah is dragging himself up here while the crowd rally behind him! Drake sets that 15 foot ladder up in the middle of the ring amongst the other ladders lying around in there! He’s got his eyes glued to that InterWire Championship! Drake starts his ascent up the ladder as Methuselah stumbles forward, moving as fast as he can to stop his opponent!
Mercer: He’s not dead yet, Drake! You need to MOVE! Hurry as fast as you possibly can! All you can really do is hinder a guy like Methuselah! Drake’s climbing! That 15 foot ladder can’t be easy to climb! Methuselah makes it to the ring?! Damn it, Drake, PULL IT DOWN! CLIMB FASTER! METHUSELAH PULLS HIMSELF UP ON THE APRON! DRAKE IS TOO FAR, HE CAN’T STOP DRAKE NOW! COME ON! PULL IT DOWN!! YES – HE’S GOT IT!!
Stew: METHUSELAH LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE?!! SPEAR!!!!!! OH MY GOD – A HEAT SEEKING SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE THAT TAKES DRAKE JAEGER CLEAN OFF OF THAT LADDER AND SENDS BOTH MEN CRASHING TO THE CANVAS!! DRAKE FINDS HIMSELF ONCE MORE WRITHING IN PAIN ON THE CANVAS! METHUSELAH HAS NAILED HIM WITH TWO SPEARS ALREADY IN THIS CONTEST! HE METHUSELAH SITS UP! THAT TWISTED LOOK IN HIS EYES! METHUSELAH STARTS PULLING AT HIS HAIR AS HE RISES BACK UP! HE’S LOST IT! THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS METHUSELAH GETS TO HIS, MAKING HIS WAY TO THE NEAREST CORNER! HE CROUCHES DOWN, EYING A DAMAGED DRAKE JAEGER!
Mercer: NOT LIKE THIS, STEW! NOT LIKE THIS! DRAKE HAD IT! HE HAD IT, DAMN IT! METHUSELAH IS STALKING DRAKE LIKE THE PREDATOR HE IS AS DRAKE SLOWLY RISES BACK UP! COME ON, DRAKE! HE’S UP AS METHUSELAH EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER! DRAKE TURNS AROUND!!
Mercer: DEVIL TRIGGER!!!!! DRAKE JAEGER WITH A DEVIL TRIGGER TO COUNTER THE INCOMING SPEAR AS THAT BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE LEVELED METHUSELAH!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! DRAKE EVEN LOOKS SHOCKED HE PULLED THAT OFF! HE NEEDS TO HURRY! HE–
Stew: DRAKE STILL HAS THAT 15 FOOT LADDER SET UP IN THE RING! HE CENTERS IT AS BEST HE CAN AS HE STARTS CLIMBING!
Mercer: MOVE, DRAKE, MOVE! HE’S GOTTA FINISH THIS!
Stew: DRAKE REACHES OUT TO PULL THE CHAMPIONSHIP DOWN!!
(The InterWire Championship raises to 20 feet above the ring, out of reach from Drake Jaeger)
Mercer: DAMN IT! NO! HE HAD IT!
Stew: DRAKE’S OWN STIPULATIONS JUST BACKFIRED ON HIM! THIS CONTEST JUST GOT EVEN MORE DANGEROUS!
Mercer: DRAKE ISN’T GIVING UP THOUGH! HE CAN STILL REACH IT FROM THERE! IT’S NOT GONNA BE EASY, BUT HE CAN REACH IT! REACH IT, DRAKE!!
Stew: METHUSELAH DROPKICKS THE LADDER AS IT GOES TUMBLING OVER! DRAKE DOESN’T GO WITH IT, BUT COMES CRASHING DOWN STRAIGHT TO THE CANVAS EMPHATICALLY!! HE’S WRITHING IN PAIN ONCE MORE! METHUSELAH SAVES THIS CONTEST FOR HIMSELF! Unbelievable back and forth contest this has been so far! It’s only gotten more and more dangerous as time has gone by! That Championship hangs in the balance at 20 feet high in the air! Something’s gotta give! If they don’t hurry, it’ll reach 25 feet! Can you imagine?! This is already ridiculously dangerous! Methuselah shoots up into a seated position once again as this crowd lights up! He climbs back up to his feet as he sends that 15 foot ladder flipping over the ropes and to the outside! Methuselah looks to have other plans in mind here as he grabs whatever ladder he can that Drake left lying in the ring! He’s stacking them! Methuselah stacks the ladders on top of each other!
Mercer: What is this sick bastard thinking? He clutches Drake by his hair, dragging him back up, eying that stack of at least four or five ladders there! DRAKE SCOOPS METHUSELAH UP OUT OF NOWHERE?! HE’S GOT HIM!! CHAPTER BLACK!!! NO–METHUSELAH REVERSES THE SIT-OUT TOMBSTONE INTO A POSITION FOR ONE OF HIS OWN!! HE’S NAVIGATING HIMSELF OVER TO THAT STACK OF LADDERS! DON’T DO IT! DRAKE MANAGES TO COUNTER IT, REVERSING BACK INTO HIS OWN POSITION FOR THE CHAPTER BLACK ONCE MORE! METHUSELAH IS FIGHTING IT! HE’S STRUGGLING LIKE A CAGED ANIMAL! DRAKE CHANGES DIRECTIONS AS HE KEEPS METHUSELAH ON HIS SHOULDER! HE CHARGES FORWARD! A SNAKE EYES SENDS METHUSELAH FLYING OFF THE SHOULDER OF DRAKE AND CRASHING FACE-FIRST INTO THE NEAREST CORNER!!
Stew: A DAZED METHUSELAH STUMBLES INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AS DRAKE HITS THE ROPES WITH ALL THAT HE’S GOT! LARIAT!!! METHUSELAH TURNS DRAKE JAEGER INSIDE OUT WITH A MASSIVE LARIAT OUT OF NOWHERE!! DRAKE JAEGER IS FRANTIC AS HE ROLLS AROUND IN PAIN ON THE CANVAS! METHUSELAH IMMEDIATELY BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS DRAKE SCRAMBLES TO GET TO HIS! METHUSELAH PULLS DRAKE IN, BRINGING HIM OVER TO THAT STACK OF LADDERS AS HE SENDS HIM UP!! METH DRIVER!!! A DEVASTATING FALCON ARROW CONNECTS AS DRAKE COMES CRASHING DOWN INTO THAT STACK OF LADDERS ON THE CANVAS!!! DRAKE ISN’T EVEN MOVING! THAT’S ENOUGH TO BREAK A MAN’S BACK!
Mercer: AND THAT SICK BASTARD JUST SITS THERE NOW, LOOKING AT WHAT HE’S DONE TO DRAKE! THAT DISGUSTING LOOK OF SADISTIC PLEASURE ON METHUSELAH’S FACE! Methuselah clutches Drake by his hair once more, slowly dragging him up! This smug son of a… He pulls Drake up, possibly just toying with him! DRAKE SPITS IN THE FACE OF METHUSELAH?! HE JUST SPAT IN THE CHALLENGER’S FACE, BUT IT’S ENOUGH TO GIVE HIM THE CHANCE TO CONNECT WITH A JUMPING KNEE TO THE SKULL OF METHUSELAH! DRAKE JUST FOUND A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY FOR HIMSELF! HE’S STRUGGLING TO STAY UP, BUT HE HAS TO! HE PULLS METHUSELAH IN FOR A POWERFUL EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! ANOTHER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS! FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE OF METHUSELAH! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! DRAKE TOPS IT OFF WITH A BIG LARIAT!!
Stew: NOBODY’S HOME AS METHUSELAH DUCKS IT! HE’S GOT DRAKE FROM BEHIND!! KRISHNA LOCK!!!! THE KATAHAJIME IS LOCKED IN!! NO–DRAKE THROWS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD INTO THE FACE OF METHUSELAH!! HE BREAKS FROM METHUSELAH’S GRIP AND CATCHES HIM WITH A STANDING SWITCH! ROCK THE DRAGON SUPLEX!! NO–METHUSELAH POWERS OUT OF IT AND CATCHES DRAKE WITH A STANDING SWITCH OF HIS OWN! SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX!! A VIOLENT SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX SENDS DRAKE CRASHING INTO THE PILE OF LADDERS BEHIND BOTH MEN!!!
Mercer: DISGUSTING! AND METHUSELAH STILL DOESN’T LOOK FINISHED AS HE DRAGS DRAKE RIGHT BACK UP! DRAKE IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS METHUSELAH HITS THE ROPES! A BIG SHOULDER BLOCK NAILS DRAKE! DRAKE STUMBLES BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS METHUSELAH COMES IN TO CONNECT WITH A SECOND BIG SHOULDER BLOCK! DRAKE IS DOING ALL HE CAN HERE, BUT THAT’S NOT MUCH BY THIS POINT AS HE’S UP ONCE MORE WHILE METHUSELAH CLIMBS TO THE NEAREST CORNER! HE LEAPS OFF WITH A BIG DIVING SHOULDER BLOCK!! THE SHEER FORCE CAUSES DRAKE TO ROLL RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET, BUT HE MAY AS WELL BE OUT ON THE CANVAS WITH THAT GLAZED OVER LOOK IN HIS EYES! METHUSELAH PULLS HIM IN!! METHUSELAH DDT!!! THAT EMPHATIC IMPALER CONNECTS AS DRAKE IS DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS!
Stew: Things aren’t looking good whatsoever for the InterWire Champion! He’s taken one Hell of a beating here! AND IT’S ABOUT TO GET MUCH WORSE AS METHUSELAH LOOKS AROUND AT THIS BARCELONA CROWD WITH THAT FIRE IN HIS EYES! HE’S UP ON HIS FEET AND READY TO PUT THE FINAL NAIL IN DRAKE JAEGER’S COFFIN! HE BACKS UP INTO THE NEAREST CORNER! DRAKE IS BATTERED AND BEATEN! METHUSELAH IS PULLING AT HIS HAIR! HE WANTS TO BREAK DRAKE IN HALF HERE! HE’S PRACTICALLY SALIVATING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT! DRAKE RISES BACK UP TO HIS FEET! METHUSELAH BURSTS FORWARD, BARRELING TOWARDS THE CHAMPION!! DRAKE TURNS AROUND!! SPEAR!!!!!!
Mercer: DEVIL TRIGGER!!!!!
Stew: NO–METHUSELAH ROLLS UNDER THE INCOMING DEVIL TRIGGER THIS TIME – HE SAW IT COMING!! DRAKE QUICKLY TURNS AROUND AS METHUSELAH IS BACK ON HIS FEET AND CHARGING! SPEAR!!!!
Mercer: DRAKE SIDESTEPS IT AS METHUSELAH IS SENT INTO THE ROPES! DRAKE COMES CHARGING RIGHT BEHIND HIM!! DEVIL TRIGGER!!!!
Stew: METHUSELAH DODGES OUT OF THE WAY AS THE DEVIL TRIGGER IS NO GOOD!! A SHOCKED DRAKE QUICKLY TURNS AROUND!! DEVIL TRIGGER?!!! METHUSELAH JUST ROCKED DRAKE JAEGER WITH HIS OWN FINISHING MANEUVER AS THAT BICYCLE KNEE CONNECTS! DRAKE ISN’T DOWN! HE’S FALTERING! METHUSELAH HOPES TO FINISH HIM OFF AS HE HITS THE ROPES! LOOKING FOR IT ONCE MORE! SPEAR!!!!!
Mercer: NO–DEVIL TRIGGER!!!! A LOUD DEVIL TRIGGER ONCE AGAIN CATCHES METHUSELAH RIGHT IN THE SKULL, BUT METHUSELAH DOESN’T GO DOWN!! HE DOESN’T GO DOWN! DRAKE HITS THE ROPES AND COMES CHARGING THIS TIME! SPEAR!!!!! THE GAE BOLG IS GOOD AS DRAKE TAKES METHUSELAH OUT WITH HIS OWN FINISHING MANEUVER FOR THE RECEIPT!!
Stew: The clock is counting down for the final time! This is it!
Mercer: A battered Drake Jaeger slowly rises up to his knees, utterly exhausted!
Stew: Methuselah isn’t far behind! You can tell how much pain he’s in, but he absolutely refuses to die as he pulls himself back up to his knees, locking eyes with Drake!
(The InterWire Championship raises to 25 feet above the ring as Drake Jaeger and Methuselah look up at it)
Stew: The time limit is officially up and that Championship has just raised as high as it’s going to get! One of these men will have to climb 25 feet high to pull that thing down if they want to walk out of Barcelona the InterWire Champion! Both men are beaten! They’re exhausted! They have no choice but to keep going! They have to keep going! DRAKE WITH A STIFF FOREARM INTO THE FACE OF METHUSELAH!….. AND METHUSELAH MANAGES TO FIRE BACK WITH A FOREARM OF HIS OWN!…. DRAKE WITH A FOREARM…. METHUSELAH WITH GIVES HIM THE RECEIPT WITH A SHOT OF HIS OWN! DRAKE WITH A SICKENINGLY LOUD CHOP ACROSS THE FACE OF METHUSELAH! METHUSELAH WITH A BLUNT ELBOW INTO THE TEMPLE OF DRAKE! DRAKE WITH A LOUD HEADBUTT BETWEEN THE EYES OF METHUSELAH! I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH DETERMINATION IN THE EYES OF DRAKE JAEGER! HE NAILS METHUSELAH WITH A LOUD FOREARM! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! A CHOP TO THE CHEST INTO A FOREARM! ANOTHER COMBINATION! DRAKE RISES BACK UP TO A VERTICAL BASE AS HE KNEES METHUSELAH IN THE FACE!
Mercer: YES! FINISH THIS, DRAKE! HE PULLS AT METHUSELAH’S HAIR, DRAGGING HIM UP!! DRAKE NEEDS TO FINISH THIS GUY OFF! HE–
Stew: METHUSELAH SPRINGS UP, BITING DRAKE!! JESUS CHRIST, HE’S BITING THE SKULL OF DRAKE JAEGER! MY GOD – THIS MAN HAS LOST HIS MIND! METHUSELAH LETS AND IMMEDIATELY NAILS WITH WITH AN EMPHATIC SPINNING BACKFIST!! DRAKE IS ROCKED WITH THAT, BUT HE REMAINS ON HIS FEET! METHUSELAH FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A POWERFUL ROUNDHOUSE KICK OFF THE SKULL OF THE CHAMPION!! DRAKE WON’T GO DOWN! HE’S FALTERING! INVERTED ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM METHUSELAH!!!
Mercer: DRAKE DODGES IT AS HE CATCHES METHUSELAH FROM BEHIND!! ROCK THE DRAGON SUPLEX CONNECTS!!! HE FINALLY GOT HIM WITH IT! DRAKE ISN’T LETTING GO! HE DRAGS METHUSELAH BACK UP! NAVIGATING THEM OVER TO THAT PILE OF LADDERS! RELEASE ROCK THE DRAGON SUPLEX!!! METHUSELAH GOES BRUTALLY CRASHING HARD, HEAD-FIRST INTO THOSE LADDERS!! Now THAT’S what I’m talking about! Drake pulls himself back up! You can just tell what kind of pain his body is feeling right now! But he’s gotta pull through it if he hopes to win this! That Championship is 25 feet high in the air, and they’re going to have to damn near kill one another to get to it without the other stopping them! Drake is up as he grabs a nearby ladder! HE DRIVES IT DOWN INTO THE BODY OF METHUSELAH! THE TOP OF THAT LADDER DOWN INTO METHUSELAH ONCE MORE! AGAIN! AND AGAIN! DRAKE JAEGER IS JUST PUNISHING THIS MAN!
Stew: Drake could be looking for something to end this with! He goes to the outside, picking up a nearby ladder… He bridges it between the apron and barricade! I don’t like the looks of this! Drake’s got something sadistic in mind as he rolls back into the ring! He grabs a hold of Methuselah, bringing him out, onto the apron! The Harem cheer their Champion on as Drake sets Methuselah up! HE’S GOT HIM, LOOMING OVER THAT BRIDGED LADDER! NOBLE PHANTASM!!!!
Mercer: METHUSELAH SOMEHOW ESCAPES OFF THE SHOULDER OF DRAKE AS HE LANDS ON THE LADDER JUST BARELY! DRAKE TURNS AROUND! DEVIL TRIGGER!!!!
Stew: IT’S CAUGHT! THE BICYCLE KNEE IS CAUGHT THIS TIME BY METHUSELAH! EXPLODER SUPLEX!!! A BRUTAL SUPLEX DROPS DRAKE RIGHT ONTO THAT BRIDGED LADDER! METHUSELAH SHOOTS UP WITH THAT CRAZED LOOK IN HIS EYES! HE’S FEELING IT ONCE MORE! WHATEVER COMPELS HIM TO KEEP GOING! HE’S FEELING IT! METHUSELAH ROLLS OFF THE LADDER! HE GRABS A NEARBY 20 FOOT LADDER, SETTING IT UP, OVER THE PRONE DRAKE JAEGER ON THAT BRIDGED LADDER! I can’t imagine what this man, Methuselah, is thinking! He… He makes his way over to the Timekeeper! HE PUSHES THE TIMEKEEPER OVER, TAKING HIS CHAIR! METHUSELAH’S GOT BIG PLANS IN MIND HERE! HE’S CLIMBING THAT 20 FOOT LADDER! WE KNOW WHAT’S COMING, BUT IS IT WORTH THE RISK?!
Mercer: DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THIS GUY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT RISK?!
Stew: YOU’VE GOT A POINT AS METHUSELAH CLIMBS TO THE TOP OF THAT LADDER, LOOKING DOWN ON DRAKE!! THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET! METHUSELAH LEAPS!! WINGS OF HELL!!!!!!
(The girls of The Harem pull Drake off the bridged Ladder as Methuselah crashes through the ladder by himself)
Stew: MY GOD – THE HAREM – THEY JUST SAVED DRAKE!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! THEY MANAGED TO PULL DRAKE OFF THAT BRIDGED LADDER IN THE KNICK OF TIME AS METHUSELAH CRASHED AND BURNED!! DRAKE HAS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY HERE! THE HAREM HAVE JUST SAVED THIS CONTEST FOR HIM!! HE WOULD BE WELL ON HIS WAY TO AN AMBULANCE IF METHUSELAH HAD CONNECTED WITH THAT WINGS OF HELL!!
(A slow-motion replay is shown of Methuselah leaping off a 20 foot Ladder and crashing through the Ladder below as he misses the Wings of Hell)
Mercer: YES! YES! I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS ELATED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, STEW! HOLY HELL! THE HAREM HAVE SAVED THE DAY! I KNEW THEY HAD IT THEM! I KNEW THEY WEREN’T JUST PRETTY FACES! THEY’RE HELPING DRAKE-SAMA BACK TO HIS FEET! OTHERS OF THE HAREM ARE BRINGING A 25 FOOT LADDER DOWN TO THE RING! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT DAMN THING! JESUS! THEY NAVIGATE THAT MASSIVE LADDER INTO THE RING AS DRAKE ROLLS BACK IN!
(EMTs rush down to the ring to check on Methuselah)
Stew: He’s gotta finish this! The Harem are working like damn ants now as they collectively help set up that ridiculous 25 foot Ladder for their man! Drake is exhausted! He’s covered in bruises and lacerations from earlier! Drake grabs at the bottom rungs of the ladder as Methuselah shows no signs of life on the outside! Damn it! It can’t end this way! Drake didn’t do this on his own!
Mercer: Who cares, Stew?! It’s all legal! He’s doing nothing wrong! Just like at Reckless Wiring! This is finished! Drake continues to climb! He said he would get rid of Methuselah, and I think he just did! Hell, more like Methuselah got rid of himself! DRAKE CONTINUES TO CLIMB! THE HAREM LOOK ON AS THEY WATCH THEIR CHAMPION ASCEND UP THAT MASSIVE LADDER!
Stew: METHUSELAH SPRINGS UP?! HE’S MOVING!! HE’S GOT A WILD LOOK IN HIS EYES AS HE ASSAULTS ANY AND ALL EMTS NEAR HIM! WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS GUY MADE OF?!
Mercer: YOU’VE GOTTA BE JOKING! NOW WAY! HOW IS THIS GUY STILL ABLE TO MOVE?!
Stew: I DON’T KNOW, BUT HE’S PULLING HIMSELF UP! HE’S CLUTCHING THE APRON, KEEPING HIMSELF ON HIS FEET, BUT YOU CAN TELL HIS BODY IS SCREAMING IN AGONY! HE WON’T DIE! HE REFUSES TO DIE HERE AS METHUSELAH DRAGS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING WHILE DRAKE CONTINUES TO CLIMB!
Mercer: PULL IT DOWN, DRAKE! HURRY! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PULL IT DOWN!
Stew: METHUSELAH IS UP AS THE HAREM LOOKS ON! DRAKE LOOKS DOWN, REALIZING THE SITUATION HE’S IN! HE MOVES AS FAST AS HE CAN TO PULL DOWN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!
Mercer: HE PULLS IT DOWN!!
Stew: NO–HE’S STOPPED AS METHUSELAH GRABS THE LADDER, SHAKING IT! THAT MAN IS 25 FEET IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW! HE BETTER START PRAYING!! METHUSELAH IS TIPPING IT OVER!
Mercer: NO – THE HAREM RUSH IN!! THEY’RE PILING UP ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LADDER TO STOP THIS! THEY REFUSE TO LET IT HAPPEN! THEY WON’T LET IT END HERE FOR THEIR IDOL! THEIR HERO! IT BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYE!
Stew: DRAKE BETTER NOT LOOK DOWN! HE HAS TO GRAB THE CHAMPIONSHIP! METHUSELAH IS PUSHING WITH ALL HIS MIGHT ON THAT LADDER WHILE THE HAREM PUSH BACK ON THE OTHER SIDE!! DRAKE REACHES FOR IT TO PULL THE CHAMPIONSHIP DOWN!!
Mercer: METHUSELAH LETS GO–OH MY GOD!!!!
(Methuselah lets go of his side of the Ladder as The Harem accidentally push the Ladder over from their side as Drake Jaeger goes flying off the Ladder and crashing through the Voltage Announce Table at ringside)
Stew: JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!! DRAKE JAEGER JUST SHATTERED THROUGH THE VOLTAGE ANNOUNCE TABLE!! HE JUST WENT CATAPULTING THROUGH THE DAMN AIR OFF A 25 FOOT LADDER!!!! THE HAREM ARE STUNNED!!! I THINK THEY JUST ACCIDENTALLY ENDED THEIR HERO!!
Stew: METHUSELAH BURSTS FORWARD!! SPEAR!!!! HE JUST SPEARED THE HELL OUT OF ONE OF THE GIRLS OF THE HAREM!! HE’S BACK UP!! SPEAR!!!! ANOTHER EMPHATIC SPEAR TO ANOTHER GIRL OF THE HAREM!! THE HAREM SCATTERS AND RUNS AWAY TO AVOID THE SAME FATE AS METHUSELAH GETS BACK TO HIS FEET!! THEY’RE OUTTA HERE!
Mercer: HE CAN’T DO THAT! HE CAN’T DO THIS! HE JUST ASSAULTED THOSE POOR, INNOCENT GIRLS! THAT SICK BASTARD! DRAKE, DO SOMETHING!
Stew: I DON’T THINK DRAKE IS GONNA BE DOING ANYTHING FOR A LONG TIME, JAKE! METHUSELAH SETS THAT LADDER BACK UP AS HE MAKES THE ASCENT! DRAKE JAEGER REMAINS MOTIONLESS IN THE WRECKAGE OF THAT ANNOUNCE TABLE AS METHUSELAH CLIMBS WITHOUT PROTEST! 25 FEET HIGH INTO THE AIR! THE HAREM IS LONG GONE AS THE EMTS NOW TRY TO CHECK ON A LIFELESS DRAKE JAEGER! METHUSELAH REACHES THE TOP TO PUT AN END TO ALL OF THIS! HE PULLS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP DOWN!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: AND WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
(“Monster” by Kanye West plays all throughout Camp Nou as the fans continue to erupt with cheers while an exhausted, damaged Methuselah holds up the InterWire Championship)
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST…. AND NNNNEEEEEEEWWWWWW EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!…… MEEEEETTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHUUUUUUSSSSSEEEELLLLLAAAAAHHH!!!!
Mercer: For the love of God, somebody help Drake!
Stew: The EMTs are doing all they can out here at ringside, but we may need a Priest here to read him his last rites too!
Mercer: That’s not funny! That’s not funny! How dare you! This man put his body on the line tonight! He put everything on the line in the biggest match of his LIFE! How dare you! This sickens me!
Stew: I’m only kidding – I will absolutely agree that Drake Jaeger just gave Methuselah the fight of his life here tonight, but it just wasn’t enough in the end! Methuselah refused to let Drake get the better of him a second time! A big congratulations to the NEW InterWire Champion!
(A slow-motion replay is shown of Drake Jaeger being launched off a 25 foot ladder and through the Voltage Announce Table on the outside)
Mercer: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Good for him! Who cares! Who can think of celebrating right now with Drake Jaeger motionless here! He hasn’t moved an inch!
(Drake Jaeger is placed on a stretcher as Methuselah celebrates with the InterWire Championship in the ring)
Stew: As much as I hate to see him hurt – this couldn’t have ended anymore ironically for Drake Jaeger after how he managed to steal the win at Reckless Wiring.
Mercer: You make me sick…
Stew: An incredible performance from both of these men tonight!
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHeoa9XZJ90 )
(https://i0.wp.com/i.imgur.com/LhxfpQp.png?w=1200 flashes across the screen)
RA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!
(The lights dim out in their entirety as images of Cailin Dillon winning her championship flash on the screen. As they continue to appear, coming up to recent memory, beside them are images of Alexis Diemos fighting to get to the championship spot. As the images fade all the way out to the graphic of both women once again, the lights dim totally.
Within seconds the lights fire back up in a deep crimson as “Pet” by A Perfect Circle plays. Alexis Diemos walks out first, running her hands through her hair and smiling at the crowd that shoots up with both cheers and boos as she nods her head to them. She motions for the title around her waist before slowly heading to the ring.)
RA: Introducing first! From Phoenix, Arizona!!! She is the Matriarch of the Coven!!! Alexis Diemos!!!
SG1: Empire’s back around three weeks ago it was revealed that Alexis Diemos is the leader of the Coven, and it was not Brody as many of us were led to believe. There was a recent interview, exclusive to EAW.com that Alexis had, where she went through her past. She talked about her experiences in a former wrestling company, known as RUW. She discussed at length the hell that she went through in her child. And she says she wants to take all of that rage and frustration, and use it here tonight.
Starr: Alexis has come a long way from where she used to be in EAW. She was a bottom feeder, and now, look at her! She is ready to be a champion. Thing is, is she ready to face off against Cailin Dillon in a one on one atmosphere like this? Cailin Dillon brings a big fight every time she steps into the ring for a Free Per View. Cailin is also as crafty as they come, and doesn’t mind using underhanded tactics to get what she wants.
SG1: Cailin is the woman that dethroned Sheridan for the title, in all accounts she is the only woman that stands at the ready to hold the title, at least that’s what she says in her words. Alexis, seeking to prove that wrong.
(“New Level” by A$ap Ferg plays as Cailin Dillon confidently walks to the entrance ramp. She hoists the title over her head, pointing to it and laughing at Alexis before striding down the ring, tossing her hair behind her as she goes up the steel steps and to the top of the turnbuckle, holding the belt out in front of Alexis who steps up to face Cailin on the turnbuckle with a smile of her own.)
RA: And her opponent! From Dallas, Texas! She is the Women’s Champion!! CAILIN!!! DILLON!!!
Starr: Look at the grin on Alexis’ face right here. She looks so ready for the champion, I may have to eat my own words here. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone with that look on their face when they go up against someone like Cailin Dillon. Typically they are scared out of their minds going into a match with her, that’s the kind of domination that Cailin has had. Still, Cailin looks pretty confident as well. Cailin with every reason to feel confident, not letting Alexis phase her. That’s what makes a good champion. It’s that ability to not let your opponent get into your head and make them think that they could get past you.
SG1: Cailin with the gold around her waist, Alexis with the hunger for the gold. Cailin could very easily let her get under her skin, but instead Cailin is treating her like every other opponent. I don’t know if that’s a smart strategy. Cailin has never faced Alexis in a FPV match. Alexis has never faced against Cailin in an FPV match either, so neither girl really knows what the other will do to them here tonight, and that’s a very scary thought for both of them. Both of these girls are facing off against each other in a much more hardened atmosphere.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Starr: Ref signals for the bell and here we go! Cailin and Alexis squaring off. Cailin leaning back against the turnbuckles as Alexis paces in front of her, like a caged animal. Cailin now, charging directly out and delivering a stiff punch to the jaw of Alexis, who fires back with one of her own to Cailin! Cailin backing away for a bit and she looks kinda stunned. I think she was expecting Alexis to drop from that strike, but instead Alexis just slugged her hard. Alexis though charging over to Cailin with a flurry of punches, and Cailin responding with punches of her own, and now it’s a slug fest!!! Cailin and Alexis hammering away at each other with those closed fist punches!!! Cailin getting the advantage and delivering a hard knee to the side of Alexis stomach. Cailin following that up with a spinning palm strike to the side of Alexis face, and that one staggers her back.
SG1: Yeah not for long! Alexis coming back and hits a knee of her own, to the stomach of Cailin, forcing her to the corner. Cailin stuck over there in the corner and now Alexis charging to her and leaping into the air, landing on the middle ropes and delivering mounted punches to the top of Cailin’s head!!!
Starr: Why was the crowd just chanting TEN that entire time?
SG1: I have no idea, but in any event, Cailin on the receiving end of those hard punches and now Alexis, falling back and taking Cailin with her in a monkey flip!!! Alexis kipping up and leaping from the middle rope and SPRINGBOARDING UP TO THE TOP ROPE!! MOONSAULT!!! MOONSAULT!!! I’VE NEVER SEEN ALEXIS BUST THAT OUT BEFORE, AND SHE LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF CAILIN!!!
Starr: Yep, but that impact also forced her off of Cailin, and she’s holding her stomach in pain here. Cailin, writhing on the floor but now both Women starting to get to their feet. Both women eager to continue this matchup. Cailin all the way up to her feet, and charges directly for the rising Alexis, shoulder tackle sending her neck first into the ropes!!! Alexis dropping back down face first, and Cailin throwing hard strikes to the back of Alexis, glaring down at her before standing and stomping right onto the back of her neck!
SG1: Cailin hyping up her own aggression here as she yanks Alexis up to her feet, and holding onto her hair, whipping her across the ring and releasing her!!! Think she took some hair with her as Cailin shakes her head, delivering another hard stomp to the back of the neck of Alexis.
Starr: Alexis coughing, but still trying to get to her feet, as Cailin backs up once again pulling down her knee pad. Patting that leg of hers as Alexis gets up to her feet! And here comes Cailin, charging right for her head! ALEXIS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE EXPOSED KNEE!!! Cailin falling, head first into the middle turnbuckle pad, and now Alexis roaring to the crowd before turning and AX KICKS THE BACK OF CAILIN’S HEAD!!! WHAT A SHOT!!!
SG1: Cailin slumping all the way to the ground and Alexis dragging her away from the turnbuckles, laying on top of her for the pin!
NO DICE!!! Cailin kicking out at two, but clutching the back of her head still. Alexis, rising to her feet out of frustration and anger, stomping on the stomach of Cailin now! These girls are pulling out anything in their arsenal, and it’s all for the gold! Alexis leaping into the air for a knee drop, right onto the throat of Cailin!! Both girls looking for their devastating kick finishers. Alexis with the Mother’s Way, that hard big boot. And Cailin with the Eye’s of Texas, the superkick that has put away almost everyone on the Women’s roster.
Starr: And you can see that Alexis is getting frustrated here. Alexis taking hold of Cailin by the hair and throwing her into the ropes. Cailin rebounding off and ducks a clothesline attempt, coming back from the ropes again and leaping into the air!! Flying clothesline to the back of Alexis neck, and that takes her down!! Cailin shaking the cobwebs out from her head and reaches down, pulling Alexis up and slapping her hard across the face. Alexis falling into the ropes and Cailin responding with a running knee right to the stomach of Alexis!!!
SG1: And you can see that was the exposed knee as well. Cailin with that hard knee strike to the stomach of Alexis, and Alexis falling into the arms of Cailin. Cailin with a wide grin on her face. Turning Alexis around and wrapping her arms around the stomach! Wait! What is Cailin doing here?!
Cailin: UP YOURS SHERIDAN!!!
Starr: AMERICAN SUPLEX!!!! AMERICAN SUPLEX!!!
SG1: With a bridge!! Cailin hitting that German Suplex and bridging it for the pin!!!
NO, KICK OUT AT TWO!!! CAILIN TRYING TO USE SHERIDAN’S FINISHER TO PUT AWAY ALEXIS THERE, BUT ALEXIS WITH THE STRENGTH TO KICK OUT OF IT!!!
Starr: Cailin shaking her head in annoyance, slapping the back of Alexis neck and trying to draw her to her feet. Alexis though, responding with a hard punch to the stomach, and grabbing hold of Cailin by the head and one arm!!! LIFTING HER STRAIGHT UP!!! SINGLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER!!! THAT’S THE RED HEART!!! THAT’S AZUMI’S MOVE!!!
SG1: And Alexis got all of it!! Cover!! Cover!!
KICKOUT BY CAILIN!!! These girls pulling out moves that aren’t even in their arsenal here, and the crowd is going ballistic! Listen to them!!
Starr: Yeah, but focus on the match, not on the crowd! Alexis holding her head and neck as she goes to her feet! Cailin drawing up to her feet as well, AND ALEXIS TAKES HOLD OF HER, LIFTING HER ONTO HER SHOULDERS FOR A FIREMAN’S CARRY!!! ALEXIS THROWING CAILIN INTO THE AIR!!! KNEE TO THE SKULL!!! DROPPED INTO A GTS!!! BUT CAILIN DOESN’T DROP!! CAILIN WRAPPING AN ARM AROUND THE SIDE OF ALEXIS NECK!!! STANDING SHIRANUI!!!! AND DROPPING IT INTO A BACKBREAKER!!!! BOTH GIRLS LAID OUT!!!
SG1: Alexis busting out a move from Tarah Nova, the Murder City Plunge. And Cailin using the Pinkprint from Aria. Cailin, height advantage over Alexis, still found a way to get that Shiranui off without a hitch. Cailin, starting to rise to her feet now. Shaking her head to clear the cobwebs and reaches down, dragging Alexis up and hitting a stiff european uppercut to her. Alexis falling into the corner and now Cailin, delivering some stiff punches to the side of her head. Alexis shoving Cailin away, but Cailin, sliding on the ground and fires back up with a charging shoulder tackle right into the stomach of Alexis!!! Alexis holding her stomach in agony as Cailin backs away and delivers another stiff jab to the skull, pushing her back into the corner.
Starr: Cailin rocking Alexis world here, getting her down to the bottom turnbuckle. Cailin pressing her feet to the chest of Alexis, LIFTING HER BODY INTO THE AIR AND DRIVING HER KNEES RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF ALEXIS!! SHINKANSEN!!!
SG1: Modified Shinkansen and that shows everyone the real athleticism of Cailin Dillon here. You don’t see many people pulling off moves like that. Cailin propping her feet back onto the throat of Alexis in the corner, going for it again! ALEXIS STANDS UP!!! CATCHING CAILIN BEFORE SHE GOES DOWN!!! HOLDING HER IN A POWER BOMB POSITION AND NOW CHARGING TO THE OTHER TURNBUCKLES!!! BLACK BULLET BOMB!!! RUNNING BUCKLE BOMB CONNECTS AND ALEXIS SLUMPING OVER AS CAILIN ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, CLUTCHING HER BACK!!! GOD THAT LOOKED LIKE IT HURT!!!
Starr: Cailin on the outside right now, trying to recover herself, get her bearings. Alexis, looking to the outside and she can see that Cailin is on the outside. Alexis rising to her feet and charging the ropes!!! Alexis diving through the middle rope!!! LIKE THE MISSILES ON SYRIA!!! DROPPING A BOMB ON CAILIN THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES!!! ALEXIS BACK INTO THE RING AND RUNS THE ROPES, GOING FOR IT AGAIN!!!! AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A SECOND SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES, AND ONCE AGAIN GOING INTO THE RING!!! CAN SHE HIT THE THIRD ONE?! CAN SHE HIT THE THIRD ONE!!! ALEXIS CHARGING FOR IT BUT CAILIN MOVING OUT OF THE WAY!!! ALEXIS REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES INSTEAD, COMING BACK!!!! ALEXIS FAKED CAILIN OUT!!! SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES ONTO CAILIN FOR A THIRD TIME AND BOTH GIRLS ON THE OUTSIDE SLUMPED AGAINST THE BARRICADE!!!
SG1: Alexis and Cailin are pulling out all the stops in this match tonight. Both girls trying to fight their way up to get to a stand. Alexis is the one who gets up first, but Cailin is right behind her, spinning her around and delivering a knife edged chop to the chest! Alexis responds with a chop of her own!!! Cailin grabbing hold of Alexis and whipping her towards the ring post!! Alexis stopping herself just before she impacts, turning around and CATCHES CAILIN WHO WAS COMING IN FOR A CLOTHESLINE!!! ALEXIS LIFTING CAILIN INTO THE AIR!!! CAILIN’S HEAD CONNECTING DIRECTLY WITH THE RING POST AND NOW ALEXIS ROLLING HER IN FOR THE COVER!!!
KICKOUT AT TWO! CAILIN DILLON PUSHING HERSELF TO KICK OUT!! SHE WANTS THE TITLE!!! SHE NEEDS THE TITLE!!! Alexis is tired, but trying to get herself back to her feet. Cailin doing the same. Clutching her skull. Alexis going off the ropes!!! MOTHER’S WAY!!! NO!!! CAILIN DUCKING IT AND GOING OFF THE ROPES HERSELF!!! TEXAS TWO STEP!!! NO!!! ALEXIS CATCHING HER AND SPINNING HER OUT FOR THE MOTHER’S WOMB!!! CAILIN FIGHTING HER WAY OUT OF IT, LANDING ON HER FEET!!! ALEXIS TURNS!!!! RIGHT INTO AN EYES OF TEXAS!!! SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE BY CAILIN DILLON!!! ALEXIS DROPPING TO THE FLOOR AND NOW CAILIN GOING FOR THE COVER!!!
ALEXIS KICKING OUT JUST BARELY!!! CAILIN LOOKS STUNNED!! Cailin has put away every other bit of her competition with that exact move!!! Cailin, shaking her head, looking down at Alexis and going to a mount, immediately punching her square in the forehead!!! Cailin pounding away at the top of Alexis’ head! Trying to open her up!!!
Starr: Alexis grabbing the arm of Cailin!!! Alexis twisting her around, maybe looking for a Kimura, but Cailin on the defensive, preventing the move from being locked in!!! ALEXIS TRANSITIONING INTO AN OMAPLATA!!! CAILIN’S OWN MOVE!! LONGHORN LOCK!!! LONGHORN LOCK, AND CAILIN IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, NO WAY FOR HER TO GET TO THE ROPES!! AND SHE IS SCREAMING IN AGONY RIGHT NOW!!! CAILIN FIGHTING HER WAY TO THE ROPES, CLAWING DESPERATELY TO REACH FOR THE ROPES HERE!!! ALEXIS ROLLING HER AWAY FROM THE ROPES NOW, AND TRANSITIONING THE LOCK INTO A PIN!!!
CAILIN NOW, PULLING HERSELF OVER, AND FORCING ALEXIS TO RELINQUISH THE HOLD OR SHE WOULD BREAK HER OWN ARMS!!
SG1: All the stops being pulled out as both girls separate from each other, Alexis and Cailin both panting.
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!
Starr: I have to agree with the crowd on this one! This match is awesome!! Alexis charging towards Cailin, rushing right past her as Cailin turns!!! Alexis leaping into the air, wrapping her legs around Cailin’s neck!!! FLIPPING AROUND TO THE BACK OF HER NECK!!! WHITE LULLABY!!! INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER!!! CAILIN FLIPPED ALL THE WAY BACK TO HER FEET THOUGH!!! CAILIN WITH A SEATED BLOCKBUSTER TO ALEXIS AND ONCE AGAIN THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!! THESE TWO ARE TRADING BIG MOVES AFTER BIG MOVES, HOPING TO KEEP THE OTHER DOWN!!!
SG1: Can you even see an end in sight for these two? Both of them have been trading devastating move after devastating move, one after the other, over and over again. And yet they both keep standing up! Both of them keep on rising to their feet, ready to keep the action going. Alexis dragging herself up to her feet as Cailin charges her, clotheslining her out of the ring and onto the outside! Alexis and Cailin landing with a thud right in front of us. Cailin though, the first to rise up, and drags Alexis right in front of us as HEY!!!
Starr: ALEXIS GETTING THROWN RIGHT OVER OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! Alexis crashing with a thud right next to us, and now here comes Cailin!!! THIS IS THE CLOSEST I’VE BEEN TO HER SG!!! LOOK AT THE BOOTY!!! JUST LOOK AT IT!
SG1: WOULD YOU STOP?! Cailin taking hold of Alexis and drawing her up to her feet, setting her onto our announce table. The referee has begun to count but I don’t think that Cailin cares very much. Cailin pointing now to Alexis and doing a cut throat motion.
Cailin: MOMMY IS GONNA GO NIGHT NIGHT!! AND DON’T COME BACK THIS TIME!!!
SG1: Cailin wrenching Alexis up to her feet!!! TEXAS TWO STEP!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! ALEXIS HOLDING ON TO CAILIN AND KEEPS THEM BOTH FROM FALLING!!! ALEXIS, SWITCHING TO A WAIST LOCK!!! GERMAN SUPLEX!!! GERMAN SUPLEX!!! ON TOP OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! AND IT DIDN’T BREAK!!! BOTH WOMEN JUST THUDDING ON TOP OF OUR TABLE!!!
Starr: We must have one of those japanese tables, SG! The impact! I could feel that! And that’s not a good thing!!! Wait. Alexis doesn’t look like she’s done!!! Alexis rising to her feet and planting her boot on the back of Cailin’s neck! I guess for extra measure. For good! Alexis getting off our announce table now and heading back into the ring, breaking the count! Alexis staring at the fallen Cailin on our table and…smiling. Wait. ALEXIS THINK ABOUT THIS! YOU HAVE KIDS!!! YOU HAVE A HUSBAND! YOU HAVE A CAREER!!!
SG1: I don’t think she hears you Starr! Alexis bouncing off the ropes and leaping up!!!! SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE TO THE TOP ROPE!!! BALANCE!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE, RIGHT ON TOP OF CAILIN!!! GOD THE TABLE JUST IMPLODED!!!
Starr: JESUS CHRIST ON A SCOOTER!!! ALEXIS AND CAILIN RISKING THEIR BODIES FOR THIS MATCHUP!!! Alexis, taking hold of Cailin and throwing her dead weight back into the ring, Alexis herself crawling in after her and going for the cover!! Please, please be done!
CAILIN KICKS OUT!!! CAILIN KICKED OUT OF IT!!
SG1: Jesus christ what are these two made of?! Look at these two!!! Literally putting their bodies through hell, just to win a title.
Crowd: FIGHT FOREVER!!!! FIGHT FOREVER!!! FIGHT FOREVER!!!
Starr: And we still have so much more action coming up after this. Jesus christ, these ladies are going to kill each other in that ring. Alexis trying to get to her feet again. Alexis on shaky legs, rising up to her feet, as Cailin herself is struggling to get to the ropes. Cailin, pulling herself up to her feet as Alexis grabs her arm! Irish whip into the other side of the ring!! Cailin coming back!! RIGHT INTO A MOTHER’S WOMB!!! CAILIN GETTING SPUN OUT!!! TEXAS TWO STEP!!! TEXAS TWO STEP!!! CUTTER!!! CUTTER!!! CAILIN GETTING THE TEXAS TWO STEP OUT OF NOWHERE AND NOW GOING FOR THE COVER ON ALEXIS!!!
NO!!! ALEXIS KICKING OUT JUST A MILLISECOND FROM THE THREE COUNT!!! AND CAILIN IS TOO TIRED TO EVEN BE FRUSTRATED. BOTH THESE LADIES HAVE PUT THEIR BODIES THROUGH HELL!! CAILIN TO RETAIN HER TITLE!!! ALEXIS TO ACHIEVE HER DREAM OF BEING WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!! GOD DAMN!!!
SG1: Cailin, starting to get back to her feet, delivering a sharp kick to the side of her head! Alexis rolling onto her stomach as Cailin heads to the corner, stomping on the mat! Setting up for the Eyes of Texas! Stomp!!! Stomp!!! Stomp!!! Stomp!!!! Cailin wants Alexis to get up!!! Cailin is willing Alexis to get up!!! And Alexis is obliging, slowly standing up to her feet!!! Cailin going for it!!! ALEXIS DUCKS THE SUPERKICK!!! CAILIN THOUGH, SPINNING RIGHT AROUND AND GETS THAT KICK OFF ON THE BACK OF ALEXIS NECK!!!! ALEXIS COLLAPSING TO HER KNEES AND NOW CAILIN BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES!!!! RUDE AWAKENING!!! CAILIN WITH A CURB STOMP COMING!!! NO!!! ALEXIS LIFTING HERSELF UP, THROWING CAILIN HIGHER INTO THE AIR, AND GETTING CAUGHT WITH CAILIN’S OWN TEXAS TWO STEP!!! BOTH GIRLS LAID OUT ON THE GROUND NOW, FROM EXHAUSTION!!!!
Starr: They have used their own moves against each other. They have used former opponents moves against each other. They will pull out all the stops in this matchup. Alexis, I can see from here, she is bleeding from her skull right now. She also probably has some residual damage from the shots to the neck and head. Cailin herself is bruised and battered, looking worse for the wear in this matchup. Alexis, rolling onto her stomach trying to get a cover onto Cailin, but Cailin keeps pushing her hand away, refusing to be covered! The will that these two have right now!!! Alexis slowly dragging herself back up to her feet, and Cailin crawling to the other side to do the same! This is hell! This match is hell for both competitors, and look at how slow they are getting back to their feet.
SG1: Cailin up first!!! EYES OF TEXAS!!! RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES OF ALEXIS!!!! ALEXIS DOESN’T DROP, ALEXIS REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES!!! MOTHER’S WAY!!! BIG BOOT!!! BIG BOOT TO THE SKULL OF CAILIN DILLON!!! CAILIN REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES NOW!!!
SG1/Starr: EYES OF TEXAS!!!/MOTHER’S WAY!!!!!!
Starr: BOTH GIRLS HITTING THEIR DEVASTATING KICKS ON EACH OTHER!!! BOTH GIRLS DROPPING DOWN TO THE MAT AT THE SAME TIME!!! WHAT AN EXCHANGE BY THESE TWO!!! IF YOU HAVEN’T BEEN IMPRESSED BY THE SHOWING THAT THESE TWO HAVE PUT ON TONIGHT, YOU ARE INSANE!!! LOOK AT THEM OUT THERE!!!
SG1: Cailin trying to pull herself up to her feet again, looking down at Alexis and shaking her head.
Cailin: STAY DOWN!!! STAY DOWN YOU PSYCHO BITCH!!!
Starr: Alexis with a hard kick to the jaw of Cailin from the ground and the fight is on once again!!! Cailin’s words seemingly reawakening Alexis as she starts to pull herself to a stand, struggling to her feet and kicking at Cailin again. Cailin responding with a hard forearm to the jaw of Alexis, forcing her back to the ground. Alexis drawing herself back to her feet though, and Cailin with a running start!!! Leaping into the air!!! TEXAS TWISTER!!! LEAPING TORNADO DDT AND IT PLANTS ALEXIS RIGHT ONTO THE GROUND!!! SPIKED HER HEAD INTO THE MAT!!! CAILIN ONCE AGAIN GOING FOR THE COVER HERE!!!
KICKOUT BY ALEXIS ONCE AGAIN!!! JUST BARELY, AND IT WAS WITH NO FORCE, SHE JUST BARELY GOT HER SHOULDER UP!!! CAILIN HOLDING HER HEAD IN HER HANDS, I THINK SHE MIGHT BE CRYING A BIT!
Cailin: I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!
SG1: Cailin, rising fully to her feet, dragging herself up to a stand over at the corner. And look. Look!!! Alexis is on her knees just behind her, her eyes glazed over. She doesn’t look like she’s all there!!! Alexis telling Cailin to come on!!! To bring it!!!
Starr: Cailin glancing back at Alexis and just shaking her head. Stomping her foot on the ground, that’s the warning. Eyes of Texas coming once again! Alexis spitting blood on the mat and motioning for her once again. God, Alexis looks so beaten and battered here, but she still wants whatever Cailin can give her!!!
SG1: Cailin obliging!! Alexis getting to a stand and here comes Cailin!!! EYES OF TEXAS!!! EYES OF TEXAS!!! ALEXIS…ISN’T FALLING!!! CAILIN BACKING UP!!! SECOND EYES OF TEXAS!!! ALEXIS STILL STANDING UP, SCREAMING AT CAILIN WITH A BLOOD FILLED MOUTH!!! CAILIN FOR A THIRD EYES OF TEXAS, AND ALEXIS SWATS HER LEG OUT OF THE WAY!!! Alexis wrapping her arms around Cailin!!!! Spinning her out and…MOTHER’S WOMB CONNECTS!!! SPINNING BACK SUPLEX SIDE SLAM!!! ALEXIS FINALLY HITTING THAT MOVE AND JUST SLIDING IN FOR THE COVER!!!
CAILIN KICKS OUT!!!! CAILIN KICKS OUT WITH AS MUCH FORCE AS SHE COULD MUSTER!!! ALEXIS POUNDING THE GROUND WITH HER LEFT HAND, SLUMPING OFF OF CAILIN AND JUST ROLLING OVER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, HOLDING HER BLOODY SKULL.
Starr: This is almost torturous watching these two kill each other like this. Cailin, writhing away from Alexis though, all the way to the corner!!! Cailin, drawing herself up to her feet, a look of anger and hatred in her eyes!!! Alexis turning around, and EATS AN EYES OF TEXAS RIGHT INTO THE CENTER OF HER SKULL!!! RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD!!! ALEXIS’ EYES ROLLING INTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD AS CAILIN STRUGGLES FOR THE COVER, HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
RA: Here’s your winner AND STILL EAW WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!! CAILIN!!!! DILLON!!!
Starr: What a match, and what a monumental victory by Cailin Dillon!!! Cailin has proved to the world that she is the dominant female on Empire here tonight with that win! She came in with confidence, and she is going to walk out with confidence!!! Cailin, struggling up to her feet now as well as the ref goes to retrieve the belt. HEY, WHAT THE HELL?!
SG1: BRODY SPARKS!!! BRODY SPARKS FROM BEHIND CAILIN!!! DID SHE COME OUT FROM THE CROWD?! BRODY TAKING OUT CAILIN WITH A CHOP BLOCK!! AND SHE IS FAR FROM ALONE!!!
Starr: MADISON AND JOCELYN ARE HERE AS WELL, STOMPING AWAY AT THE BACK OF CAILIN DILLON!!! Brody rushing over to Alexis, trying to wake her up, and Alexis is starting to stir. Alexis using Brody to help get to her feet as she joins in on the stomping, spitting blood onto the back of Cailin!!!
SG1: WAIT!!! THERE’S CAM!!! CAM RACING DOWN TO THE RING AND THE COVEN CLEAR HOUSE, EACH MEMBER SLIDING OUT OF THE RING AS CAM SLIDES IN, STANDING PROTECTIVELY IN FRONT OF CAILIN, MOTIONING FOR THEM TO GET BACK INTO THE RING!!!
Starr: Cailin, slowly getting up to her feet as well now, as the Coven has cleared the ring, heading into the crowd though they are still shouting at Cam. Cailin looking around at who hit her and…oh no!!! Cailin just sees Cam in the ring!!!
SG1: CAILIN NO!!! SHE DIDN’T ATTACK YOU!!! SHE DIDN’T ATTACK YOU!!! CAILIN GOING FOR AN EYES OF TEXAS, AND CAM DUCKS THE STRIKE!!! CAM DUCKS THE KICK AND…FOREARM TO THE SKULL!!! KNOCK BITCHES OUT TO CAILIN!!! AND CAILIN DROPS LIKE A BAG OF PUPPIES IN A –
Starr: THAT IS MY THING!!! DON’T TAKE MY PHRASES!!!
SG1: Fine whatever! Cam just knocked Cailin right out!!! After that hellish matchup that we just witnessed, I’m not surprised. Cam looking down at Cailin, contemplating and…pointing to the ref.
Cameron: I’m cashing in! I’m cashing this f*ucking thing in, right now! Ring the bell!
(DING! DING! DING!)
SG1: CAM CASHING IN HER EMPIRE CUP ON HER ‘BEST FRIEND’ CAILIN DILLON!!! CAM IS GOING FOR IT HERE AND NOW!!!
Starr: This is as good a time as any!!! Cam not wasting any time!! Cam quickly going for the cover!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
RA: Here’s your winner, and NEW WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!! CAMERON!!! ELLA!!! AVA!!!!
SG1: THE OG HAS A TITLE OF HER OWN NOW!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS OFFICIALLY WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!! DETHRONING CAILIN DILLON!!!
Starr: CAM HAS JUST PROVEN HER OWN DEVIOUSNESS HERE TONIGHT!!! CASHING IN THE EMPIRE CUP ON HER BEST FRIEND AT HER MOST VULNERABLE!!!
SG1: I would say this is probably the signal that their alliance is over, wouldn’t you?
Starr: Oh odds are, Cailin is going to want payback, and Cailin loves getting payback! Cam just put a huge target on her head here tonight.
(Cam raises the title, celebrating with it as if she had just won a hard fought matchup, pointing to Cailin and laughing as she backs away from the ring, “ULTRAnumb” by Blue Stahil blasting through the speakers as she raises the title high in her hands, to a chorus of boos from the crowd. The camera focuses on Cameron’s title victory as the scene fades out.)
(Fighting Spirit advertisement plays)
(Camera fades back to the ring announcer)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! And is for…the EAW…..HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(The arena briefly turns dark as smoke fills up on stage. Just enough light is placed to show the outline of a figure who soon steps into the smoke and gets into view of the camera. The opening riff of “Oblivion” by 30 Seconds to Mars kicks in and as the song picks up Keelan Cetinich shoots through the smoke makes his way down the ramp, heading to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Logan City, Queensland, Australia, now residing in Los Angeles, California! Weighing in at 218 pounds…..”The Killer”……KEEEEELLAAAANNN CEEEETTTTIINNNICCCCHHHHH!!!!
WWEFan: The man who has been dubbed “The Hannibal Lecter of Hardcore”, one of the most unexpectedly violent Elitists on our roster – Keelan Cetinich is making his way to the ring and he would want nothing more to become Hardcore Champion, especially to rub it in Ahren Fournier’s face! Keelan has taken Ahren’s insults and attempts at mocking him rather personally and we all saw what happened the last time things were personal for him; he beat Kenny Drake in a Three Stages of Hell and retired him! There are no lengths this man won’t go in order to defeat his opponent!
(“Little Violence” by Waterparks plays as Ahren Fournier comes walking out onto the stage, quickly unstrapping the belt from his waist and holding it up for all to see. He sees Keelan stewing in the ring and eggs him on to amuse himself, talking trash as he slowly makes his way to the squared circle.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, hailing from Planet Fournier, weighing in at 220 pounds! He is the EAW Hardcore Champion…..”The Crown Jewel”……AHHHREEEEEENNNN FOUUURNNNIEEERRRRR!!!
Kawajai: Keelan Cetinich is a bad man and there is no denying that, but Ahren Fournier has also developed one hell of a mean streak in his short time of being here. He’s had a new attitude since entering this division; the man now claims himself to be the king of hardcore and though I have my doubts, if he defeats Keelan here tonight, he’ll certainly be able to make a case of being worthy of that moniker.
(Both men get settled in their respective corners, their eyes locked on each other. The referee heads over to Ahren and asks him to hand over the title which he does so. The referee presents it in the middle of the ring and then hands it to the time keeper before signaling for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: OH! AS SOON AS THE OPENING BELL SOUNDS, KEELAN CETINICH COMES RUNNING AT AHREN FOURNIER! SHOTGUN KNEES TO CHEST, SENDING AHREN FOURNIER INTO THE CORNER! Ahren Fournier just got slammed into that turnbuckle and knocked loopy as Keelan Cetinich then runs at him! FLYING FOREARM! He tosses Ahren Fournier down to the ground! Ahren gets up to a vertical base in a daze – LARIAT NOW BY KEELAN, TURNING HIM INSIDE OUT! Keelan Cetinich is moving fast here, trying to overwhelm Ahren who doesn’t even have time to compose himself! Series of slaps by Keelan followed by a spinning heel kick! He grabs Ahren by the hand, presses him into the ropes, and then launches him with an Irish whip! Keelan kneels over anticipating the back body drop but Ahren holds onto the ropes to keep himself from rebounding!
Kawajai: Keelan quickly notices his absence and so he goes running at Ahren! Ahren telegraphs it and throws Keelan over the top rope! Ahren looking at the crowd and pointing at his head, jokingly trying to show that he outsmarted his opponent, but what he doesn’t see is that Keelan is still on the apron! Ahren turns around rather cockily, and Keelan springboards, delivering an elbow to the head! Ahren scrambles to his feet in a panic as he swings at Keelan, Keelan ducks it though and gets behind him! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX BY KEELAN! Ahren Fournier looking to roll away, trying to catch a breather but Keelan chases after him and catches him by the hair right as he got halfway through the ropes! Ahren turns around — a swipe at the face! Ahren went straight for the eyes there!
WWEFan: Keelan has been blinded by that as Ahren now looks to take advantage! Jumping knee to the back! Keelan falls down to all fours as Ahren is now in the driver’s seat, and he is letting out all of his frustration over that attack by Keelan, Keelan was attempting to get a quick win there. Stomps to the head by Ahren Fournier! Keelan covering up now, grabbing at the leg of Ahren, but as soon as he grabs that one leg Ahren uses the other to kick Keelan dead in the face! Keelan left himself open there! Keelan now rolls over flat on his back as Ahren drops down and delivers punch after punch! Keelan is taking these shots clean to the face and can’t do much to fight back! Keelan reaches with his legs! Headscissors by Keelan to pry Ahren off! Ahren trying to wriggle out of it! He pushes himself out and then stands over Keelan! DROPKICK!
Kawajai: Keelan now holding his jaw while Ahren is also getting up alongside him, the two returning to their feet at the same time here! They both back into the ropes and run at each other! DUAL CROSSBODYS! Both men thinking the same thing as they knock each other down! They lay on the ground holding their chests, but Ahren, he’s moving outside! Ahren is now at ringside and he is going underneath the ring digging for toys! Our Hardcore Champion is about to take things to another level in this match as he first pulls out a trash can and tosses it into the ring! He goes under even more and starts tossing in a few chairs! Ahren going under AGAIN to look for even more weapons, but OUCH! Keelan Cetinich baseball slides right into him, interrupting his weapon run!
WWEFan: Ahren Fournier just got sent right into the steel barricade! Keelan Cetinich follows it up with a HARD chop to the chest, knocking the wind right out of the champ! Keelan Cetinich is looking to deal more offense here, he has Ahren set up, he’s about to toss him into the steps — but no! Ahren Fournier has enough sense left to turn it around on Keelan! Skull first into the steel steps he goes! GOSH! Keelan holding his head and neck as it looks like he might take awhile to get back up, leaving Ahren able to return to looking for weapons! Ahren goes under the ring…and pulls out a tool box! Ahren has the tool box in his hands, holding it up proudly and displaying it to the crowd…and he slams that metal box over the skull of Keelan! The box falls over, opening it up to show its contents! Keelan reaches out to grab some of it but Ahren steps on his hand! This is not good!
Kawajai: With his boot still on Keelan’s hand Ahren reaches down and…he grabs….A SCREWDRIVER! Dear God, no! Keelan struggling as Ahren leans in — AND TWISTS THE SCREWDRIVER INTO HIS FOREHEAD, TEARING AWAY AT THE SKIN OF KEELAN! KEELAN PUSHES AHREN AWAY AS AHREN STAYS ON HIM, TRYING TO JAB HIM IN THE BACK WITH IT, BUT A SWEEP OF THE LEG BY KEELAN BUYS HIM SOME TIME! A trickle of blood begins to run down from the top of Keelan’s head as he wipes it off, looking down at his now bloodied palm! Keelan has a new surge of energy as he clubs Ahren in the back! Ahren swings that box at his head in his response! Ahren again using it as a weapon!
WWEFan: Keelan has no idea where he is right now! KICK BELOW THE BELT!….THEN A DDT ONTO THE FLOOR! Keelan still somehow is trying to lift his head off of the ground — BUT AHREN PUTS A STOP TO THAT WITH THE STORY BOOK ENDING! THE CURB STOMP BY AHREN! AHREN TURNS KEELAN OVER AND HAS HIM DOWN FOR A LATERAL PRESS! THE REFEREE SLIDES UNDER THE ROPES TO JOIN THEM OUTSIDE; IT’S A COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOOOOO…….THRRRR —
WWEFan: Keelan Cetinich kicks out, we could have saw a real early end to this match! Ahren Fournier immediately plots his next move as he kicks Keelan in the head to keep him from regaining his composure! He picks Keelan up off of the ground and places him between his knees…..POWERBOMB ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! Keelan is certainly feeling that! Keelan clutches at his back in pain and Ahren is looking on in amusement, he’s grabbing Keelan again! Ahren about to repeat the process with A SECOND POWERBOMB ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! Keelan’s eyes are looking glazed over as he is being taken for a ride! Ahren maintains his grip in the legs of Keelan, deadlifting him back up on his shoulders! Ahren’s looking to go for that third powerbomb on the apron —
Kawajai: But Keelan’s fighting him all of the way! Ahren’s losing his balance and struggling to maintain his grip…KEELAN WITH A RELEASE HURRICANRANA, SENDING AHREN’S FACE FLYING INTO THE RING POST! GOOD LORD, WHAT A THUD AS HE BOUNCED OFF OF IT! Ahren swinging at the air right now, a bit confused of his surroundings for a moment. He soon shakes the cobwebs and comes at Keelan who has had some time to rest….OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY! AHREN GOES FLYING AT RINGSIDE! Ahren Fournier gets up in pain as Keelan runs straight at him like a battering ram, charging him into the crowd restraint! Ahren throws some shots at his back but Keelan soon straightens up to face him! Clothesline! Sandwiching Ahren! Ahren bucks up with a headbutt!
WWEFan: Keelan is stunned as he backs away…BICYCLE KICK BY AHREN! Keelan is doing his damndest to keep himself from falling, he may just be out on his feet! Unable to respond, Ahren takes advantage and decides to bring him back to the ring, where all of the fun is! Ahren has Keelan up….AND HE BODY SLAMS HIM ONTO THOSE CHAIRS IN THE RING! Ahren Fournier then follows it up with a leg drop across the neck! He gets up and points at the corner, Ahren about to go high risk! Ahren is on the apron and he is scaling to the top rope! Ahren repositions himself, back turned to Keelan! Ahren preps himself and…..HE LEAPS FOR A MOONSAULT!
Kawajai: OH, BUT NOBODY IS HOME! KEELAN LEAPING OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND AS AHREN GOES CRASHING DOWN INTO THE CHAIRS! THAT WILL KNOCK THE WIND RIGHT OUT OF YOU! AHREN IS HOLDING HIS CHEST! KEELAN SLIDES IN WITH A REVERSE STO, DRIVING AHREN’S HEAD RIGHT BACK INTO THOSE CHAIRS! KEELAN WITH A COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE….TWOOOOOOOO……THH —
Kawajai: Ahren Fournier kicks out! Keelan Cetinich himself is still hurting from earlier, taking his time returning to his feet and grabbing at Ahren to look for a follow up, but Ahren is able to pull off a jaw breaker to keep him away! After momentarily being stopped Keelan comes back at him but Ahren gets to a knee and then counters with a fireman’s carry slam! Ahren wobbles over to the ropes and grabs at them, holding onto them until he’s confident he can fully stand up on his own. Ahren is settled now and he stands over those chairs he tossed in the ring, now kicking them to the side! Ahren trying to get rid of them for now! With the ring somewhat cleared he drops to Keelan’s level, arms waiting as he is behind the challenger. Keelan Cetinich is not aware of Fournier…AS FOURNIER CREEPS UP AND PLACES HIM IN A SLEEPERHOLD! Ahren trying to drain the life out of Keelan with the submission!
WWEFan: Ahren leans in, hoping to press Keelan up to the ground and keep him from getting up! I think I see what Ahren is doing here. This match has been moving at a fast pace since the opening bell, but it seems Ahren is wanting to slow that down. Keelan is being weighed down onto the canvas, laying on his side which makes it difficult to aim a blow at Ahren Fournier and break this up! Ahren has himself set up at an angle. He squeezes on that hold, really wanting to choke out Cetinich! Keelan Cetinich is starting to fade but keeps his fists clenched, still wanting to fight it! Ahren is starting to feel real comfortable here! He changes his position and then falls on his back as he grapevines around the torso of Keelan! Ahren going from sleeper hold to rear naked choke!
Kawajai: Ahren Fournier has Keelan Cetinich in a bad way, the referee is checking for a submission, tap out or verbal but Keelan is making it apparent that he won’t surrender! Keelan is rocking himself right now, trying to turn over! Keelan Cetinich is on his stomach right now with Ahren Fournier now being taken off of the canvas! Keelan wearing Ahren like a backpack right now as he pushes himself up off the mat with Ahren Fournier still having grapevined and holding on to that submission! Ahren won’t give up! Keelan doesn’t have a lot left in him! He looks around the ring….AND HE FALLS BACK! KEELAN CETINICH FALLING BACK AND ALLOWING AHREN TO BUMP HIS HEAD ON THAT TRASH CAN HE INTRODUCED TO THE RING EARLIER! DIDN’T THINK TO GET RID OF THAT!
WWEFan: Keelan Cetinich is free and he is pissed! He PUMMELS Ahren! Rapid fire rights and lefts leaving Ahren forced to cover up! Keelan drags Ahren into the corner, he picks up the trash can — AND HE TOSSES IT STRAIGHT AT AHREN! Keelan Cetinich then drops down and reaches for one of those chairs Ahren attempted to dispose of! Keelan Cetinich now picking it up and setting it up in the center of the ring! Keelan Cetinich now backs away into the corner opposite of Ahren….he runs to the chair AND USES IT AS A BOOST AS HE GOES FLYING AT AHREN FOURNIER! CANNON BALL INTO THAT TRASH CAN, SLAMMING IT INTO THE FACE OF A CORNERED FOURNIER! KEELAN WITH SOME INNOVATIVE OFFENSE THERE AS HE PULLS AHREN’S BODY OUT FROM UNDER THE TRASH CAN AND COVERS HIM!
Kawajai: And a KICKOUT just before the count of three! Keelan Cetinich rolls off of Ahren Fournier as he is now currently favoring himself, moves like that do more than just hurt your opponent! Ahren Fournier sees his opportunity though as he gets on the apron and then drops to the floor. Going back to the ring appeared to have been a mistake! Ahren Fournier heads to time keeper’s area, pushing the ring announcer as he grabs his Hardcore Championship — and appears to be taking a walk Fan! Ahren Fournier is walking off as Keelan Cetinich sees him! Keelan Cetinich will not let this stand as he sets his sights on him at the ramp, hypes himself up, AND HITS THE ROPES SO HE CAN COME SHOOTING OUT OF THE RING WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!
WWEFan: OH MY GOD!!! AHREN FOURNIER REACTED QUICK ENOUGH TO PUT UP HIS HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! KEELAN CETINICH JUST WENT FLYING INTO THAT GOLD PLATE OF THE BELT, PROTECTING AHREN THERE AND TAKING OUT KEELAN! AHREN WITH SOME GREAT THINKING ON THE FLY THERE AS HE MAY HAVE SAVED HIMSELF!
Kawajai: Ahren’s hold attitude has just changed! He looks at his Hardcore title and holds it up high with pride, giving it a quick kiss and then placing it on the steel steps. Ahren is even waving it goodbye saying he’ll be back for it soon as he returns to the fallen body of Keelan Cetinich, still laying in a heap. He ran into that thing at high velocity, that’s a knockout blow to most men! Ahren takes his dead weight and manages to heave him up in a gorilla press! Ahren showing off his strength here as he briefly walks around with Keelan’s body up in the air!
Ahren Fournier: You guys like him so much, how about you get to meet him uppp…CLOSE!
WWEFan: What does — OH! Ahren Fournier takes Keelan’s body and TOSSES IT OVER THE BARRICADE, LEAVING HIM IN THE AUDIENCE! The crowd circles around him as he is on the concrete, now having woken up from the pain as he tries to figure out what is going on! Ahren Fournier instructs the referee to follow him as he hops the barricade and pushes his way through the crowd; NECKBREAKER ON THE GROUND JUST AS KEELAN FINALLY GETS BACK UP! Ahren Fournier is having fun here as he is teeing off on Keelan right in front of the audience who gets to watch it happen literally right next to them! Ahren laughs and then takes a step back, giving Keelan Cetinich some space. Keelan is on his fours as Ahren mocks him, laughing right in his face as Keelan can do nothing about it.
Kawajai: I would not say ALL of that! European uppercut by Keelan Cetinich! Ahren just got knocked down into a seated position! Ahren can’t believe it! The fire shown by Keelan offends him as he shoots up and charges for him; BUT THERE GOES A SUPERKICK TO STOP HIM FROM MAKING ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS! Ahren drops down again and again he tries to get up, but there is not a lot of awareness behind his actions as he walks right into Keelan’s clutches! Keelan scoops him up…inverted atomic drop, some payback for earlier there! Ahren at Keelan’s mercy as he is scooped up a second time! Keelan is carrying Ahren around as he looks at the fans and is asking them to get involved — The crowd throwing trash at Ahren as he is being used as a human shield by Keelan in this chaos!!
WWEFan: Chaos is the only way to describe this match! Keelan running down the aisle, forcing Ahren to wade through this abuse as Keelan suddenly charges — SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE BOTTOM OF THE STEPS! ALL OF THOSE STEPS CATCHING AHREN RIGHT IN HIS HEAD AND HIS BACK, THAT IS THE WORST PLACE YOU WANT TO LAND ON! AHREN FOURNIER IS SAT UP, EYES AGAPE, NOT EVEN ABLE TO COMPREHEND THE PAIN! HE IS JITTERING, SHAKING, A HUGE RUSH OF FORCE JUST GOING THROUGH HIS BODY, WITH THE ONLY THING ON HIS MIND RIGHT NOW BEING TO RETREAT! AHREN IS CRAWLING UP THE STAIRS INTO THE NEXT ROW!
Kawajai: And Keelan Cetinich is following him! Keelan is not done with him yet, he wants that win! Keelan Cetinich lets Ahren continue to crawl, knowing that it’s no use! He grabs Ahren by the tights and pulls him up — FOREARM SMASH! Ahren nearly drops until Keelan Cetinich puts him on one of his shoulders! It’s back to carrying our Hardcore champion! Keelan must have something in mind here!
WWEFan: Of course he does! Keelan Cetinich heading to a table with extra production equipment as he is clearing it off with his free hand! Keelan Cetinich now rests the body of Ahren Fournier on top of it! And there Keelan goes with a few clubbing blows delivered for good measure to keep him down before he takes his leave! Keelan Cetinich runs up the steps, advancing further up the arena! Where is he going? Woah! Keelan Cetinich is up in stands, having found his way onto the balcony! NO, NO, PLEASE DON’T TELL ME HE IS GOING TO DO WHAT I THINK HE IS!
Kawajai: He’s looking ready for it! And the fans are cheering him on! Keelan Cetinich steps up onto the balcony, overlooking Ahren Fournier who is still unconscious on that table! This is for the Hardcore Championship, you gotta do what you gotta do! Keelan Cetinich looks up at the sky…then back down at his opponent…AND HE STEPS OFF! KEELAN CETINICH FALLING STRAIGHT DOWN FOR THE DEATH DROP — OH MY GOD!! KEELAN CETINICH DIVING ON AHREN FOURNIER FROM THE BALCONY, DRIVING HIM AND AHREN THROUGH THE TABLE!
WWEFan: WE MIGHT JUST NEED MEDICS OUT HERE SOON ENOUGH, KEELAN CETINICH JUST TRIED TO KILL AHREN AND HIMSELF! THAT TABLE IS BROKEN INTO ALL SORTS OF PIECES, ALONG WITH THE BODIES OF BOTH THESE MEN! LOOK AT THAT POOR REF, HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS! HE’S RUSHING TO THE SCENE AND LOOKING OVER BOTH MEN!
Kawajai: HANG ON! KEELAN CETINICH IS STILL ON TOP OF AHREN FOURNIER, THAT’S TECHNICALLY A COVER, THE REFEREE HAS GOTTA COUNT THAT! THE REF SEES THAT AND HE’S STARTING, WE MAY JUST HAVE OURSELVES A NEW CHAMPION!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOOOOO……THRRRRRR —
WWEFan: AHREN FOURNIER KICKS OUT! THIS MATCH IS STILL ALIVE! I DON’T KNOW IF EITHER MAN IS REALLY EVEN UP TO TASK TO CONTINUE THOUGH!!
Kawajai: They’re stirring, that’s a start! Keelan Cetinich rolls out of the wreckage, cut up, bruised and I am sure feeling like hell. He puts his hands on his face, running his fingers through his hair while he catches his breath. I am sure he is feeling lost right now and — AHREN FOURNIER! AHREN FOURNIER WITH WHAT ENERGY HE HAS LEFT GETS ON HIM WITH A VENGEANCE! AHREN FOURNIER IS ON TOP OF KEELAN WITH A PIECE OF THAT SHATTERED TABLE AND IS LOOKING TO DIG IT DEEP INTO KEELAN CETINICH’S EYE! KEELAN IS HOLDING BACK HIS HAND WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT, ANY SLIP UP AND HE COULD GET CUT BAD! AHREN IS WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET A W!
WWEFan: Keelan Cetinich feels around, looking for anything — HOLY HELL! KEELAN CETINICH TAKES HOLD OF ONE OF THOSE MONITORS FOR PRODUCTION AND BASHES IT UP AGAINST AHREN’S SKULL! AHREN FALLS OVER! KEELAN ATTEMPTS TO CAPITALIZE AS HE DRAPES HIS ARM OVER HIM, THAT MIGHT BE THE LAST THING HE NEEDED!
WWEFan: AHREN FOURNIER! AHREN SOME FREAKING WAY, HAD THE WHEREWITHAL TO PUSH KEELAN CETINICH OFF OF HIM AND STOP US FROM HAVING A NEW CHAMPION CROWNED! WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO KEEP AHREN DOWN FOR A THREE COUNT? KEELAN CETINICH LAYS NEXT TO FOURNIER, TOO TIRED TO DO ANYTHING, SAME CAN BE SAID FOR THE CHAMPION! THESE MEN ARE SPENT!
Kawajai: Keelan Cetinich is showing some signs of life! He turns over and then leans against the wall, dragging himself as he uses that wall almost like a crutch! He has his eyes on Ahren Fournier but is hurting too badly to part from that wall and approach him. Keelan Cetinich is still recovering, still needing some time! Keelan Cetinich gets one more big breath and then pushes himself away from that wall, he’s ready to go! Ahren Fournier is curled up, covering himself in anticipation, still needing time himself. Keelan grabs Ahren Fournier….AHREN HAS SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND!
WWEFan: BATON! BATON TO THE HEAD BY AHREN FOURNIER! WHERE DID AHREN GET THAT!?
Kawajai: AHREN FOURNIER CAME PREPARED TONIGHT WITH A BAG OF TRICKS! LOOK AT THAT BOOT OF HIS, IT’S BEEN LOOSENED! AHREN FOURNIER PLACED THAT COLLAPSIBLE BATON IN THE SIDE OF HIS BOOT TUCKED AWAY! IN AN INSTANT THAT WEAPON CAN BE EXTENDED AND SWUNG, ALL HE NEEDED WAS A SECOND TO HIMSELF AND TO MAKE SURE IT WASN’T VISIBLE TO KEELAN! BOOM. KEELAN WAS CAUGHT BY SURPRISE AND AHREN GOT HIM GOOD! THAT BATON WAS BENT FROM THAT HIT!
WWEFan: Ahren Fournier cracked Keelan Cetinich’s skull HARD with that baton shot and he is now able to take a moment to again rest! Keelan Cetinich was knocked senseless! Ahren has been able to lay back for a bit but he can’t keep doing this for long, he must act! Ahren Fournier takes that bent up baton of his and gets it around the neck of Keelan! Ahren Fournier has Keelan caught and is dragging him around! He takes Keelan..AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE RAILING TO THE STAIRS! Keelan slouches over at that railing and Ahren knows he has bought himself more time. Still sore and with obvious slowness behind his movements, Ahren heads back to that broken up table and he seems to be trying to salvage what is left of it! Ahren propping up a beaten up half with the leg still up as he is getting it in position! Ahren then returns to Keelan and hits a NASTY right hook!
Kawajai: Ahren Fournier now goes back to dragging Keelan by the throat! That is serving like a collar on Keelan! Ahren Fournier with everything he has, slowly but surely is bringing Keelan Cetinich up the stairs! Ahren Fournier has Keelan Cetinich back in the stands! Uh oh….no, NOT AGAIN! AHREN DOES ONE MORE PULL AND NOW THEY’RE BOTH AT THE BALCONY! AHREN FOURNIER WANTS TO TOP KEELAN! Exhausted or not he is looking to go big here! Keelan swings at him — BUT AHREN LIFTS HIS LEG FOR A KNEE TO THE FACE TO SILENCE HIM! Keelan Cetinich falls over as Ahren catches him!
WWEFan: Ahren Fournier drapes his body over his back, grips the arms of Keelan Cetinich, and with whatever strength he has left starts attempting to balance him up! Ahren pulling for dear life….as he has Keelan up! Ahren Fournier has Keelan up at the balcony! DON’T DO THIS AHREN! FOR GOD’S SAKE THINK IT OVER! AHREN KEEPS KEELAN UP, MAINTAINING HIS FOOTING, STILL WANTING TO DO THIS! WE’VE SEEN HIM NAIL THIS MOVE BEFORE AND IT HAD BAD RESULTS, BUT NOT ANYTHING LIKE THIS!
Kawajai: AHREN FOURNIER IS ON THE BALCONY….AND THERE HE GOES, JESUS CHRIST! CRUUUCCIIIIFFFFIIXXXXXXXX!!!!
WWEFan: CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB OFF THE BALCONY THROUGH THE REMNANTS OF THAT TABLE! I KNOW I SAID THIS BEFORE BUT SOMEBODY MAY BE DEAD! LEGITIMATELY THIS TIME!
Kawajai: IF ANYONE IS DEAD IT WOULD HAVE TO BE KEELAN! WHAT A FALL ON HIS BACK! AHREN FOURNIER LAYS ON TOP OF HIM, THE REF COUNTING!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Little Violence” by Waterparks plays as EMTs immediately rush over to the bodies of Ahren and Keelan, trying to pull them out from the wreck and get them to their feet.)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match….and STIILLL EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION…..AHRRREEEEENNNN FOOOURRRNNNIEEEERRRRRR!!!!
WWEFan: I did not think Ahren Fournier had it in him! As a matter of fact, I didn’t think EITHER man had it in them! What a match! These guys were moving at full speed right from the start! There was more close calls here than I could count! That Death Drop….wow….I swear Keelan Cetinich was going to put him away with that.
Kawajai: Ahren Fournier willed himself through this match and with a little resourcefulness by keeping that baton on his person, he was able to catch Keelan off guard and then deliver one of the most insane ends to a match I’ve seen in quite a bit! Ahren Fournier may be hurting, he may not be able to walk, but he is getting stretchered out with that Hardcore title and I think that is all that matters to him as he is holding it in his arms!
(In a city that’s known for speaking the truth… for the heart and passion that they possess… a new supershow is born! Under the red banner of Dynasty, on March 19th, we arrive to Brooklyn and inside of the Barclays Center with the one thing that fuels our entire brand… BURNING DESIRE!)
( The camera reveals the image on the titantron of the next match that is to take place: https://i.imgur.com/mhEJ39r.png )
(A video recap plays that showcases the victory of Jamie O’Hara against Lucian to earn his title opportunity, the defense of Jacob Senn inside of the Barbed-Wire Steel Cage against Xavier Williams due to Jamie’s intervention, and the vicious assault that took place when Xavier injured the knee of Jamie. This led to the announcement of Xavier being named the new contender by Sebastian Monroe, but Jamie would return and strike against the man that almost cost him a title opportunity, before the match would be changed to the match that we have tonight.)
(The camera fades back into Camp Nou with the crowd on their feet for this exciting match that is set to take place, only for it to pan towards the ring announcer, who stands in the middle of the ring.)
(“Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin fills the entire arena before we watch Jamie O’Hara wearing shade, a huge black-and-white leather trenchcoat, and pacing backwards with the skull and swords insignia etched on the back. He spins around when he steps out to a mass amount of cheers from the crowd, standing on the stage to take it all in, before he lets loose like he’s blasting an AK-47 and roars to pace down the ramp.)
Stew-O: This Spanish crowd is on their feet for the man that has made it his mission to be named the EAW World Heavyweight Champion! He has been adamant on the cause for this championship and even after being screwed by his former partner, having the odds put against him, he continues to strive for the championship gold!
Jake Mercer: Well, he better find another way to become world champion because, as far as I’m concerned, there’s no way that this man or Xavier Williams are going to dethrone the man that carries the EAW World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder! He’s can bring whatever he wants into the ring, but he won’t be becoming the next champion!
(“Last Kings” by Tupac feat. Eminem erupts from the speakers when the crowd suddenly dials down from the adulation to bitterness when the sight of Xavier Williams walking out to the stage in a black shirt that reads, “Xavier Williams against The World”, all in white. He gives a harsh scowl towards the crowd that’s firmly against him and towards his rival in the middle of the ring before he makes it way down there.)
Jake Mercer: Now, you want to talk about a man that will serve as some competition, look right at this man! Xavier Williams not only has the full support of Sebastian Monroe in this fight, but he was inches away from being crowned the EAW World Heavyweight Championship if it wasn’t for the man that stands in the ring right now!
Stew-O: Eye for an eye, Mercer! Jamie O’Hara felt that he was just in his actions of ruining his aspirations to becoming the EAW World Heavyweight Champion for destroying his chances of being King of Elite! However, tonight will be the night that we might be able to see this dispute finally settled!
(“S.O.A.R.” by Devour The Day echoes throughout the arena when we see Jacob Senn marching out with his black-and-gold hoodie and attire, the EAW World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, before he throws his hood off and taunts to the heated crowd. Drowning under the hatred of the fans, he lifts his hands for the gun taunts towards both men before walking down the ramp.)
Stew-O: There he is, the EAW World Heavyweight Champion, has made his appearance to the Grand Rampage! The confidence levels of the champion have been at an all-time high, but tonight could very well be the end of his championship reign that he has treasured since capturing it!
Jake Mercer: Shouldn’t his confidence be astronomical? Every challenge that has been in his path, and I mean EVERY CHALLENGE, he has dropped them and proved that he was the superior person INCLUDING these two men that stand against him tonight! Everyone might want to write off the champion, but I believe that he’s moving on to Pain for Pride X as your World Heavyweight Champion!
(Jacob Senn enters the ring and stands in his corner to see his opponent, Jamie O’Hara and Xavier Williams looking towards one another, before he cradles onto his EAW World Heavyweight Championship as the graphic goes over before the ring announcer walks to the center of the ring.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… AND IS FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Introducing the challengers, first… he is from Melbourne, Australia… weighing in at 241 pounds… JAAMMMIIIIEEEEE O’HHAAARRRRAAAAA!!!
(Jamie O’Hara steps to the center of the ring and takes in the cheers of the crowd, making them know that he hears their support, before he screams at Jacob Senn and Xavier Williams about how tonight will be his night.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent, he is from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 251 pounds… “Shi No Tenshi”… XAAVVVIIIEEEERRRRR WIILLLLLLIIIAAAMMMMSSSSS!!!
(Xavier Williams walks into the center of the ring and raises his hands in the air, met with the disdain of the crowd before he scoffs him off, before he leans back into the turnbuckle corner with a scowl to both of his opponents.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing their opponent, he is from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 218 pounds… he is the EAW WOORRRLLLLDDDDD HEEAAAVVVYYYWWWEEEIIIGGGHHHHTTTTT CHHAAAMMMPPPIIIOOOONNNNN… “The Punisher”… JAACCCOOOOBBBBB SEENNNNNNNN!!!
(Jacob Senn walks to the center of the ring and raises the EAW World Heavyweight Championship high in the air to taunt at the heated crowd, right before he turns to Xavier Williams to shove the title right in his face and repeats this on Jamie O’Hara, before he hands the title to the referee.)
(The referee holds the title high in the air for everyone to see before he hands it to the ring announcer to take to the timekeeper before he calls for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The match has been called to start and this match right here is all about the EAW World Heavyweight Championship and the intense bitterness shared between Xavier Williams and Jamie O’Hara over the past couple of months! Not only is this match set to be contested for the championship, but it’s under triple threat rules! The champion doesn’t have to be pinned for the title to change hands and there’s no count-out or disqualifications! All three men since the bell has rung have stood in the ring, feeling out to see when the best time to strike would be, when Xavier is the first to move RUSHING TO THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IN AN ATTEMPT TO TAKE HIM OUT OF THE COMPETITION!
Jake Mercer: LOOK AT THIS! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION EXITS OUT THROUGH THE ROPES TO AVOID THE GRASP OF XAVIER WILLIAMS! Jacob Senn just laughing and mocking the challenger with the crowd just turned all against him BUT XAVIER STARTS TO MAKE HIS WAY OUTSIDE TO TAKE THE FIGHT TO HIM! NO! JAMIE GRABS XAVIER FROM BEHIND AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE ROPES TO BEGIN STRIKING WITH ELBOW SHOTS TO THE HEAD! JAMIE IS BRINGING THE FIGHT RIGHT INTO THE MAN THAT COST HIM THE KING OF ELITE CROWN AND HE WON’T BE TAKING THIS OPPORTUNITY LIGHTLY!
Stew-O: LOOK AT THIS! XAVIER WILLIAMS WITH A MASSIVE RIGHT HAND TO THE JAW OF JAMIE O’HARA BEFORE HE SPINS AROUND AND HOOKS BEHIND HIS WAIST! GERMAN SUPLEX! XAVIER THROWS JAMIE BACK ON HIS SHOULDERS AND NECK WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX IN AN IMPRESSIVE FASHION! Xavier shoots back up to his feet and watches Jamie roll up to his feet TURNING AROUND INTO THE ARMS OF XAVIER FOR THE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! LOOK AT THIS! JACOB SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AND RUSHES IN FOR A RUNNING HIGH KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE!
Jake Mercer: WHOA! XAVIER WILLIAMS THROWS JACOB SENN UP FOR THE END OF THE WORLD POWERBOMB! JACOB LEAPS OVER THE CHALLENGER AS HE’S ABLE TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM BEING FORCED TO LOSE THAT TITLE RIGHT HERE AND NOW! JACOB RUSHES OUT OF THE RING ONCE AGAIN TO AVOID XAVIER WHEN WE SEE HIM QUICKLY TURN BACK TO FACE SENN THAT HAS BOLTED TO THE OUTSIDE! Xavier knows that he has to keep this inside of the ring if he wants to get the pinfall and submission, so instead of chasing the champion outside, he looks to direct his attention to his rival WHEN JAMIE KNEES HIM IN THE STOMACH AND HOOKS HIM IN BY HIS NECK! HE COULD BE HOPING TO PUT HIM AWAY WITH THE KING’S REGNUM RIGHT BEFORE OUR VERY EYES FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP! NO! XAVIER SHOVES JAMIE INTO THE ROPES WHEN SENN POPS ON THE APRON AND NAILS HIM WITH A ROPE-GRIP ENZIGURI! Jamie collapses to the canvas WHEN XAVIER GRABS SENN FROM THE APRON AND THROWS HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE RING! THE POOR MAN IS TRYING TO KEEP HIS CHAMPIONSHIP AND THIS VILLAIN IS ONLY ABOUT DESTROYING HIM!
Stew-O: Jacob Senn has been trying to avoid this BUT XAVIER WILLIAMS HAS HIS EYES LOCKED RIGHT ON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Jacob pushes himself up to his feet ONLY TO EAT A STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND FROM THE CHALLENGER THAT MAKES HIS EYES GLAZE OVER! Xavier kicks Jacob in the stomach and hooks him by his head SPIKING HIM ON HIS HEAD WITH THE SNAP DDT RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! Xavier rolls up to his feet and watches the World Heavyweight Champion writhe in pain from it before he turns his head TO SEE JAMIE RUSHING INTO THE MATCH FOR THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO HIS JAW!
Jake Mercer: NO DICE THERE! XAVIER WILLIAMS WATCHES AS THE KNEE GRAZES HIM FOR A SECOND, BUT NOTHING WAS ABLE TO HIT AS HE DARTS TO ROPES, LEAVING JAMIE O’HARA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Jamie turns around to try to place his sight on his opponent WHEN HE’S BLASTED ACROSS THE NECK WITH A DISCUS LARIAT FROM XAVIER! PURE DESTRUCTION RIGHT HERE FROM XAVIER WILLIAMS AS HE HAS CARRIED THE PACE IN THIS MATCH SINCE THE BEGINNING! Jacob grabs one of the ropes and starts to push himself to feet with Xavier noticing it and stalking behind him when Jacob finally stands SHOOTING TO GRAPPLE BEHIND HIM AND PULL HIM INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING FOR THE SIDEWINDER SUPLEX!
Stew-O: XAVIER WILLIAMS JUST TOSSING JACOB SENN AROUND LIKE A RAG DOLL AS HE’S FLUNG SO HARD THAT IT FORCES HIM TO ROLL OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Jamie O’Hara using the turnbuckle to try to get back to his own feet BUT NOT BEFORE XAVIER RUSHES IN FOR THE CORNER SPLASH! Jamie starts to stumble out of the corner BUT NOT BEFORE XAVIER CATCHES HIS ARM AND FORCES HIM DOWN FOR THE CROSSFACE! XAVIER HAS THE CROSSFACE APPLIED AS HE LOOKS TO GAIN THE SUBMISSION VICTORY OVER JAMIE AND BE CROWNED THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! NOT ONLY WOULD THIS BE AMAZING FOR HIM BECAUSE OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP VICTORY, BUT TO BE ABLE TO SUBMIT HIS RIVAL WOULD BE GLORIOUS TO HIM!
Jake Mercer: XAVIER WILLIAMS WRENCHES BACK ON THE NECK OF JAMIE O’HARA AS HE HAS THAT SUBMISSION LOCKED IN TIGHT ON HIM! JAMIE ATTEMPTS TO INCH HIS WAY TOWARDS THE BOTTOM ROPE CLOSEST TO THEM, HOPING AND PRAYING THAT HE COULD BE ABLE TO REACH HIS SAVING GRACE THERE, BUT XAVIER IS JUST KEEPING THE PRESSURE PLACED ON HIM! JAMIE IS DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO TRY AND REACH THE BOTTOM ROPE, HIS HAND EXTENDING OUT TO REACH WITH EVERY INCH AVAILABLE TO HIM, BUT I BELIEVE HE MIGHT BE CLUTCHING AT STRAWS! HE MIGHT BE FORCED T– WHAT IN THE WORLD? SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH?! JACOB SENN LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO BOTH XAVIER AND JAMIE DOWN ON THE CANVAS FOR THE SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH! A STUNNING MOVE RIGHT THERE FROM THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION TO BRING HIMSELF INTO THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: The World Heavyweight Champion has finally been able to put a rest to the path of destruction that Xavier Williams has been able to cause, even if it’s only momentarily, with Xavier starting to push himself up to his feet even with his dazed gaze! Xavier stumbles a bit to get to a knee BUT JACOB SENN STRIKES WITH A SHARP KICK TO THE HAMSTRING TO FORCE XAVIER BACK DOWN TO HIS HANDS AND KNEES! Xavier fights through the pain to bring himself up to his feet WITH ANOTHER STIFF KICK FROM THE CHAMPION PLACED RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS LEGS! A KICK RIGHT IN THE CHEST TO FORCE XAVIER BACK DOWN TO HIS HANDS AND KNEES ONCE MORE! JACOB JUST FIGHTING WITH THE CHALLENGER TO BE ABLE TO KEEP HIM GROUNDED AND NOT ALLOW ANOTHER INCH TO BE GIVEN TO HIM! Jacob continues to fight Xavier with a series of kicks and elbow strikes to try and keep him down and out of this match BUT XAVIER IS STILL FIGHTING TO HIS FEET BEFORE STRIKING WITH A STIFF EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW OF SENN!
Jake Mercer: JACOB SENN RECOILS BACK FROM THE HARD FOREARM SHOT INTO THE ROPES TO GIVE XAVIER WILLIAMS AN OPENING THAT HE NEEDED! HOLD UP! JAMIE O’HARA RUSHES IN TO FIGHT XAVIER WITH HIS OWN ELBOW STRIKES AND PUNCHES! THE SERIES OF BLOWS FROM THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION WAS ABLE TO GIVE O’HARA ENOUGH TIME TO RECOVER TO GET BROUGHT BACK INTO THIS FIGHT! JACOB JOINS IN ON THE FIGHT TO KEEP XAVIER AT BAY BEFORE BOTH MEN FORCE XAVIER INTO THE CORNER! Both Jamie and Jacob discuss matters before Jamie turns Xavier’s back towards them and lifts him onto the turnbuckle before both him and Senn hook under Xavier’s legs! What are they– OH MY GOODNESS! DOUBLE POWERBOMB RIGHT DOWN INTO THE CANVAS BY THESE TWO!
Stew-O: I guess Jamie O’Hara and Jacob Senn have decided upon a temporary alliance to be able to knock Xavier Williams down and out, with both men having unsavory opinions of him, but Xavier starts to roll over on his hands and knees to try and pick himself up! Jamie walks over to Xavier HOOKING HIM BY HIS NECK AS HE LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR! KING’S REGNUM! VERTICAL SUPLEX INTO A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER! JAMIE O’HARA MIGHT HAVE- OH WHAT IS THIS? JACOB GRABS JAMIE BY THE HEAD AND THROWS HIM OUTSIDE OF THE RING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! HE’S GOING TO PICK UP THE PIECES THAT JAMIE LEFT IN THE RING FOR HIM! JACOB DROPS DOWN ON XAVIER AND HOOKS HIM BY HIS LEG TO GO FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Jake Mercer: XAVIER WILLIAMS THROWS HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE TWO-COUNT! JACOB SENN CAN’T BELIEVE THAT XAVIER WAS ABLE TO KICK OUT OF THAT AS HE JUMPS TO HIS FEET AND BACKPEDALS INTO THE ROPES! Xavier starts to push roll on his hands and knees again with a gaze of evil intent coming from him before he tries to push himself up ONLY FOR JAMIE TO RUSH IN AND STRIKE WITH A MASSIVE ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE! Jamie striking with malicious intent into Xavier before he finally hooks him by the neck to pull him back up for potentially another King’s Regnum BUT XAVIER STRIKES HARD WITH A KNEE TO THE STOMACH OF JAMIE! JACOB RUSHES IN TO TRY AND STOP THIS, BUT XAVIER RATTLES HIM WITH A LARIAT TO THE FLOOR THAT SENDS HIM ROLLING TO THE OUTSIDE! JAMIE RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND XAVIER TO TRY AND HIT HIM, BUT XAVIER DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY WITH JAMIE HITTING THE ROPES, WHILE XAVIER TIPS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A LARIAT OVER THE TOP ROPE! XAVIER BACK IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT OF THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: Xavier Williams looks down to see his opponents both down on the canvas as he watches them try to pick themselves up! Xavier is jumping up and down in the middle of the ring when he sees both men standing RUSHING INTO THE ROPES BEFORE HE MAKES A SPRINT TOWARDS THEM FOR THE SUICIDE DIVE! DOUBLE SUPERKICK! JAMIE O’HARA AND JACOB SENN HIT A BULLSEYE ON THE CHIN WITH A PAIR OF SUPERKICKS INTO XAVIER THAT SENDS HIM TUMBLING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Jamie looks right at Jacob, remembering that he tried to steal this match from him earlier, as he starts to chase him down WITH JACOB MAKING HIS WAY BACK INTO THE RING TO AVOID HIS OTHER CHALLENGER!
Jake Mercer: JAMIE O’HARA IS NOT FAR BEHIND FROM THE CHAMPION WHEN HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A JUMPING DROPKICK FROM JACOB SENN! NO! JAMIE IS ABLE TO AVOID THE DROPKICK AND STARTS TO PICK HIS SPOT AGAINST JACOB! Jacob rolls back up to his feet and turns around NAILED WITH THE SHOTEI! PALM STRIKE RIGHT TO THE JAW OF JACOB SENN AS HE STUMBLES AROUND THE CENTER OF THE RING! JAMIE CONTINUES HIS ASSAULT WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BEFORE HE SNAPS UP WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO DROP HIM TO THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: THE FANS ARE RABID FOR JAMIE O’HARA WHO HAS GAINED CONTROL OF THIS MATCH WITH THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM! Jamie hunches down to grab Jacob ONLY FOR SENN TO LIFT HIMSELF UP AND GO FOR THE KIP-UP HURRICANRANA! NO! JAMIE CATCHES HIS LEGS AND PULLS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS FOR THE SOUTHERN CRUCIFIXION! JAMIE O’HARA ALMOST HAS HIM LOCKED IN WITH JACOB SENN DOING HIS BEST TO REACH IS WAY OVER TO THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Jake Mercer: JACOB SENN GRABS IT! HE HOLDS ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE AND STARTS TO MAKE HIS CLIMB BACK UP TO HIS FEET! JACOB WITH A STIFF BOOT TO THE FACE OF JAMIE O’HARA! ANOTHER BOOT! A THIRD BOOT TO THE FACE FINALLY FORCES JAMIE BACK WHEN SENN RUSHES IN FOR THE JUMPING LARIAT! KNEE LIFT! JAMIE HITS WITH A KNEE LIFT RIGHT IN THE CHIN OF SENN THAT MAKES HIS EYES GLAZE OVER BEFORE JAMIE HOOKS HIM IN ONCE AGAIN! SINGLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER! JAMIE SPIKES JACOB ON HIS HEAD TO PUT HIM DOWN FOR THE COUNT BEFORE ROLLING TO HIS FEET!
Stew-O: LOOK AT THIS! XAVIER WILLIAMS MAKES A BEELINE INTO THE RING AND GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND FOR THE RUNNING BULLDOG! XAVIER BURIES JAMIE O’HARA’S FACE INTO THE CANVAS WITH THAT SURPRISE BULLDOG RIGHT THERE! Xavier stands up to his feet and takes in the vehement hatred from the crowd as he screams to them about their opinion not mattering before he drags Jamie up by his head HOOKING HIS ARM ACROSS HIS THROAT FOR THE URANAGE! SUPERKICK! JACOB BLASTS XAVIER IN THE FACE WITH THE SUPERKICK BEFORE HE LITERALLY COLLAPSES ONTO THE ROPES, STILL FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THAT BRAINBUSTER FROM BEFORE!
Jake Mercer: Xavier Williams is crawling around the ring and starts to get on his hands and knees from the superkick ONLY FOR JACOB SENN TO STRIKE FROM BEHIND WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE RIGHT IN HIS SHOULDER BLADE! THE SHEER IMPACT OF THAT KNEE FORCES XAVIER TO ROLL OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND ONTO THE FLOOR! Jacob starts to stumble back with a confident grin on his face for being able to take Xavier out of this match BUT HE’S SUDDENLY LIFTED IN THE AIR WITH HIS BACK ON THE SHOULDERS OF JAMIE O’HARA! COUNTDOWN TO MIDNIGHT! INVERTED DEATH VALLEY DRIVER RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS BY JAMIE! HE HOOKS SENN BY THE LEG AND HOPES THIS WILL PUT HIM AWAY!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: NO! JACOB SENN IS ABLE TO KICK OUT OF THE COUNTDOWN TO MIDNIGHT AND THIS MATCH MUST CONTINUE! Jamie O’Hara looks over to the referee in disbelief while Jacob starts to crawl over to the turnbuckle to try and get himself back on his feet! Jacob is able to get back to his feet with the assistance of the turnbuckle ALLOWING JAMIE TO RUSH INTO THE CORNER TO MEET HIM WITH A CORNER HIGH KNEE! BACK ELBOW BY SENN! JACOB STRIKES JAMIE WITH THE BACK ELBOW TO SEND HIM REELING TO THE CENTER WHEN THE WORLD CHAMPION LEAPS ON THE TURNBUCKLE TO FLIP BACK! PHENOMENON DDT! BACK FLIP REVERSE DDT RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! JACOB COVERS THE CHALLENGER IN HOPES OF PUTTING HIM AWAY!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Jake Mercer: XAVIER WILLIAMS RUSHES IN AND SPLASHES RIGHT ON JACOB SENN AND JAMIE O’HARA TO BREAK UP THE PIN ATTEMPT! Xavier just saved this match and his chances to be crowned the World Heavyweight Champion AND HE LIFTS SENN RIGHT UP TO HIS FEET AND CHUNKS HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE! HE WANTS JAMIE O’HARA AND WANTS HIM ALONE! Xavier turns around BEFORE HE’S MET WITH A HUGE DISCUS ELBOW FROM JAMIE! XAVIER IS RATTLED WITH THE SHOT… BUT HE’S STILL STANDING! JAMIE RUSHES BACK INTO THE ROPES BEFORE HE RETURNS WITH A MAFIA KICK TO TAKE HIS RIVAL DOWN! JAMIE HOLDS ON TO THE TOP ROPE AS HE CALLS FOR XAVIER TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET!
Stew-O: JACOB SENN PULLS JAMIE O’HARA LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM FROM THE OUTSIDE AND THROWS HIM TO THE FLOOR BEFORE HE STANDS UP ON THE APRON! Xavier Williams starts to stand up to his feet with Jacob getting ready to fly LEAPING ON THE TOP ROPE FOR THE SPRINGBOARD HIGH KNEE STRIKE! OH MY GOODNESS! END OF THE WORLD! XAVIER WILLIAMS DROPS JACOB SENN WITH THE END OF THE WORLD POWERBOMB AS HE DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONNNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!
Jake Mercer: CLOSE CALL! JAMIE O’HARA RUSHED IN THE RING AND SAVED THIS MATCH FROM ENDING AS HE FORCED THE KICKOUT WITH A STOMP TO THE BACK OF XAVIER’S HEAD! Jamie starts to pull Xavier to his feet and hook him in by the neck LOOKING TO PUT HIM OUT WITH THE KING’S REGNUM FOR A SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH! VERTICAL SUPLEX INTO DOUBLE BACKBREAKER ONCE AGAIN! JAMIE DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS HIS LEG IN FOR THE PI–
Stew-O: NOT SO FAST! IT LOOKS AS THE WORLD CHAMPION PULLS JAMIE O’HARA OUT OF THE RING TO NOT LET HIM GET THE PIN ATTEMPT BEFORE HE SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING! He walks around the ring and waits for Xavier to start and pick himself up to his feet WHEN JACOB RUSHES TO THE ROPES TO GAIN SPEED BEFORE RETURNING TO XAVIER! SHADOWSTEP! JACOB DROPS XAVIER ON HIS HEAD FOR THE CURB STOMP BEFORE HE ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!
Jake Mercer: HOW? JAMIE O’HARA WAS ABLE TO MAKE IT IN TIME IN THE RING AND STOP THE COUNT AS HE ROLLED JACOB SENN RIGHT OFF OF XAVIER WILLIAMS! Jacob rolls up to his feet to turn his attention to the man that may have just cost him the match MET WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE TO THE JAW OF SENN THAT SENDS HIM STUMBLING BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER! Jamie lines him up and rushes in STRIKING WITH A CORNER ELBOW STRIKE BEFORE HE THROWS JACOB ON THE TOP ROPE! Jamie climbs on the top rope STRIKING WITH A HEADBUTT BEFORE HOOKS SENN IN FOR THE SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE! WAIT! WHAT’S THIS? XAVIER WILLIAMS HOOKS UNDER THE LEGS OF JAMIE AND REMOVES HIM FROM THE TOP ROPE WITH THE ELECTRIC CHAIR HOLD! COULD XAVIER PUT AWAY JAMIE WITH THIS MOVE? WHOA! SPRINGBOARD HIGH KNEE STRIKE! NO! JAMIE ROLLS FORWARD AND CAUSES SENN TO MISS WILDLY WITH THE KNEE WHEN JAMIE HOLDS XAVIER DOWN FOR THE ROLL-UP PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: XAVIER WILLIAMS THROWS JAMIE O’HARA OFF OF HIM AS THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING ON STRONG! Jamie lands on the ropes and picks himself up to his feet as he watches Xavier attempt to stand on his feet LOOKING FOR THE IN EXCELSIS RIGHT HERE AND NOW ON XAVIER! JAMIE RUSHES IN FOR THE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! JACOB SENN STOPS IT! HE THROWS JAMIE ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND TURNS HIM AROUND FOR THE USHIGOROSHI! JACOB DRIVES JAMIE’S NECK RIGHT ONTO HIS KNEE AS HE STANDS ON HIS OWN TWO FEET TO SOAK IN THE HATRED OF THE CROWD! THEY WANTED TO SEE JAMIE HAVE HIS MOMENT AND SENN RIPPED THAT AWAY FROM THEM! Jacob turns around to find Xavier BLASTING HIM ACROSS THE NECK WITH THE DISCUS LARIAT TO DROP THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! WHAT A BRAWL THIS MATCH HAS BEEN!
Jake Mercer: All three men are down in the middle of the ring when we see Jamie start to roll his way outside, a smart move by the challenger, for an easy way to be able to stand on his feet without exerting much energy! Jamie leans on the apron to be keep his balance before we see Xavier push himself up to his feet! Xavier rolls out of the ring beside Jamie before he grabs him by the back of his head TOSSING HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE WITH AUTHORITY! THINGS GETTING REAL VIOLENT OUT HERE! Jamie collapses to the floor with his back leaned against the barricade when Xavier walks back with a dark and sinister scowl on his face RIGHT BEFORE HE RUSHES TO MEET JAMIE ON THE BARRICADE! CANNONBALL SENTON! DEAR GOD! XAVIER WILLIAMS HAS JUST BROKEN JAMIE O’HARA BEFORE OUR VERY EYES WITH A CANNONBALL SENTON THAT SHATTERS THE BARRICADE NEAR THE TIMEKEEPER’S AREA! WHAT A SCENE OF DESTRUCTION THAT HAS BEEN LEFT BY THIS!
Stew-O: The bitter intensity that has been shared by these two has taken a whole different turn in this match and has brought Xavier Williams back into firm control of this contest! Xavier pulls himself out of the carnage that he created and walks over to the apron to pull himself into the ring BUT WAIT! INSIDE OF THE TIMEKEEPER’S AREA! JAMIE O’HARA IS CRAWLING OUT OF THE REMNANTS OF THAT BARRICADE! WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HIS RIGHT HAND, HE USES IT AS A CRUTCH TO PULL HIMSELF UP TO HIS HANDS AND KNEES WITH A GLARE OF DEATH DIRECTED RIGHT TOWARDS XAVIER! Xavier drops down from the apron and looks at him with fury, frustrated at the sheer determination and willpower that resides inside Jamie, when he grabs him by the head to drag him out of the broken barricade RIGHT BEFORE HE SLAMS JAMIE INTO THE STEEL STEPS WITH A MAJOR TOSS THAT FORCES HIS HEAD INTO THE EDGE OF THE STEEL! HE COULD HAVE A CONCUSSION FROM THAT, JAKE!
Jake Mercer: Yes, but do you see life inside of Jamie O’Hara after that? NO! Xavier Williams has finally put the nail into the coffin of Jamie and now starts his way back into the ring to focus o– LOOK AT THAT! TRIANGLE DROPKICK! JACOB SENN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE TRIANGLE DROPKICK INTO XAVIER TO DROP HIM BACK DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Xavier holds his chin on the floor when Jacob rolls out of the ring to his feet… but turns his head to notice Jamie using the steel steps to get back to his feet! Jacob starts to make the cogs in his mind turn when he walks over to our announce table TOSSING AND THROWING MONITORS AND EQUIPMENT OFF BEFORE HE MAKES HIS WAY TO JAMIE! Jacob pulls him to DRIVE HIS HEAD INTO THE TABLE BEFORE HE THROWS HIS ENTIRE BODY ON TOP OF IT! THIS HAS BAD INTENTIONS WRITTEN ALL OVER IT AND I DON’T LIKE WHERE SENN IS HEADING! He’s rolled back into the ring, standing at the edge near the ropes, with his hands on the top rope as he looks up to sky before telling himself a few last words! JACOB LEAPS ON THE TOP ROPE BEFORE MAKING THE LEAP! SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH! JACOB WITH A SPECTACULAR LEAP HAS JUST DROPPED HIS ENTIRE BODY ON JAMIE TO FORCE HIM THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! WHAT A LAST RESORT RIGHT THERE FROM THE CHAMPION TO MAKE SURE THAT HE DOESN’T HAVE TO STRESS ABOUT THAT CHALLENGER!
Stew-O: Jacob Senn grabs his stomach from the pain that he had to endure to achieve such a miraculous feat WHEN XAVIER WILLIAMS HAS BROUGHT HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET AND SNATCHES HIM UP! XAVIER THROWS SENN INTO THE RING LIKE HE WEIGHED NOTHING, STILL HOLDING HIS CHIN FROM THE DROPKICK EARLIER, AS HE ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING WITH A SERIOUS LOOK ON HIS FACE! Xavier hunches down to grab him BUT JACOB KIPS UP TO THROW HIM BACK WITH THE KIP-UP HURRICANRANA! XAVIER LANDS RIGHT ON HIS BACK AND SITS HIMSELF UP TO A SEATED POSITION WHEN JACOB ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET AND RUSHES TO THE ROPES! SLIDING FOREARM SMASH! JACOB BURIES HIS ELBOW STRAIGHT INTO THE MOUTH OF XAVIER WHEN HE COVERS HIM FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Jake Mercer: NO! JACOB SENN WAS UNABLE TO PUT HIS CHALLENGER AWAY AS XAVIER WILLIAMS FORCES THE KICKOUT! Jacob is racking his brain around what he needs to do to put Xavier away and retain his championship as Xavier crawls his way over to the turnbuckle corner to help him back to his feet! Jacob happens to glance over and see this, which causes him to rise to his feet in a moment of panic, RIGHT WHEN HE GOES FOR THE JUMPING CORNER LARIAT! BIG BOOT! XAVIER DRIVES A STIFF BOOT TO THE FACE OF SENN AS HE STUMBLES BACK FROM THE BLOW HOLDING HIS FACE! Xavier rushes in at the opportunity to take advantage of this HOOKING SENN BETWEEN HIS LEGS FOR THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! THIS IS HOW XAVIER WAS GOING TO WIN THE TITLE AT RECKLESS WIRING! HE’S GONNA DUMP SENN ON HI– WHOA! SENN SLIDES BETWEEN THE LEGS OF XAVIER AND SPRINTS TO THE ROPES! HE REBOUNDS OFF FOR TH– SUPERKICK! XAVIER STRIKES WITH A SUPERKICK FLUSH ON THE CHIN OF JACOB THAT HAS HIM WOBBLING AROUND AND BARELY ABLE TO STAND! XAVIER HOOKS HIS ARMS INTO A PUMPHANDLE BEFORE HE THROWS HIM UP! PUMPHANDLE NECKBREAKER! JACOB IS DROPPED ON THE KNEE OF XAVIER BY HIS NECK WHEN HE ROLLS THE CHAMPION OVER AND HOOKS HIS LEG IN FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: HE DOESN’T GET IT! XAVIER WILLIAMS STILL MUST FIGHT IN THIS MATCH AS HE WAS UNABLE TO PUT JACOB SENN AWAY! Xavier huffs in anger before he grabs Jacob by the locks of his hair to drag him to his feet STRIKING HIM IN THE FACE WITH AN OPEN HAND SLAP AS HE SCREAMS FOR HIM TO GIVE UP! XAVIER TOSSES HIM INTO THE ROPES AND HE COULD BE SETTING HIM UP FOR IT! END OF THE WORLD! HE DUCKED UNDER THE GRAB! JACOB AVOIDED BEING LAUNCHED IN THE AIR BY XAVIER WHEN THE CHALLENGER TURNS RIGHT INTO A PELÉ KICK! XAVIER IS DAZED AND CONFUSED FROM THE BLOW WHEN JACOB STANDS ON HIS FEET AND HOOKS HIM BY THE NECK! WEAPON X! HE DROPS XAVIER WITH THE STUNNER WHEN XAVIER FLIES BACK AS THE CHAMPION SCRAMBLES FROM THE PIN ATTEMPT ON HIM! HAS JACOB SENN JUST RETAINED THE CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST ALL THE ODDS?
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREE!!
Jake Mercer: ONLY TWO? NO WAY! I HEARD THE THREE! THE REFEREE HAS SHOWN THAT XAVIER WILLIAMS WAS ABLE TO KICK OUT OF THE PIN AND JACOB SENN ISN’T HAPPY ABOUT THIS AT ALL! A massive scowl has shown on the face of the champion when he starts to roll out of the ring! He goes over to the shattered barricade and pulls out of the debris… A STEEL CHAIR! YES! JACOB SAID HE WAS GOING TO DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO KEEP THAT CHAMPIONSHIP AROUND HIS WAIST AND BAH GAWD, IS HE DOING IT! Jacob hobbles his way back into the ring before he waits to nail him across the face with the chair as Xavier stands to his feet TURNING TOWARDS SENN AS HE GOES FOR IT! END OF THE WORLD! XAVIER LAUNCHES SENN UP IN THE AIR AND DRIVES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH THE POP-UP POWERBOMB! XAVIER COLLAPSES ONTO JACOB AND HOOKS HIM BY THE LEG TO PUT HIM AWAY! I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT HERE, FOLKS!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!
Stew-O: WHAT? NO WAY! THERE’S JUST NO WAY! JACOB SENN WAS JUST BARELY ABLE TO LIFT HIS SHOULDER UP IN THE AIR TO FORCE THE KICKOUT AS XAVIER WILLIAMS HAS NOT BEEN CROWNED THE NEW CHAMPION! THESE MEN ARE JUST PUTTING EACH OTHER THROUGH AN ALL-OUT WAR! DESTRUCTION ALL AROUND THE ARENA AND ALL IN THE HOPES OF EARNING THE PRIVILEGE TO BE NAMED EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Both men have given everything and now have rolled to their knees WITH XAVIER DRIVING HIS ELBOW INTO THE JAW OF JACOB! JACOB REELS BACK… BUT IS ABLE TO RESPOND WITH HIS OWN ELBOW STRIKE AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TO HIS FEET! XAVIER DOUBLES BACK FROM THE SHOT… BUT HE SHOOTS UP WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO SENN’S JAW! ELBOW STRIKE FROM SENN! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT BY XAVIER! ELBOW STRIKE! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! ELBOW! UPPERCUT! ELBOW! UPPERCUT! UPPERCUT! UPPERCUT!
Jake Mercer: XAVIER WILLIAMS HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF THE SITUATION WHEN HE GRABS JACOB SENN BY THE HEAD AND HOOKS HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS FOR THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! NO! JACOB SHOVES XAVIER AWAY FROM HIM TO AVOID BEING SPIKED ON HIS HEAD AS HE QUICKLY NAILS HIM IN THE FACE WITH A HARD SUPERKICK! XAVIER HAS HIS EYES GLOSS OVER WHEN JACOB HOOKS HIS NECK FOR A SECOND WEAPON X, HOPEFULLY! AMAZING! THE CHAMPIONSHIP INSTINCT OF XAVIER COMES INTO PLAY AS HE SHOVES JACOB INTO THE ROPES! JACOB BOUNCES OFF INTO THE ARMS OF XAVIER FOR THE END OF THE WORLD! WHAT A CLOSE ONE! JACOB LEAPS OVER XAVIER AND LANDS ON HIS FEET RIGHT WHEN HE FLIPS BACK FOR A SECOND PELE KICK!
Stew-O: HE HITS IT! JACOB SENN STRIKES THE TOP OF XAVIER WILLIAMS’S HEAD AS HE NEARLY DROPS TO A KNEE! JACOB QUICKLY DARTS AROUND BEHIND XAVIER AND LEAPS IN THE AIR FOR THE REVERSE HURRICANRANA! XAVIER IS SPIKED ON HIS HEAD IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND JACOB HAS ALMOST TURNED INTO A SECOND GEAR! HE SHOOTS BACK UP TO HIS FEET WITH A KIP-UP AS YOU CAN SEE A FIRE BURN INSIDE OF HIM AS HE POINTS DOWN TO THE HEAD OF XAVIER WITH THE GUN TAUNT HE’S GOING TO DO IT! HE DARTS BACK INTO THE ROPES AS XAVIER SHUFFLES BACK TO HIS HANDS AND KNEES! SHADOWSTEP! CURB STOMP FROM THE CHAMPION! JACOB NEARLY COLLAPSED ON HIS WAY DOWN FROM THAT STOMP WHEN HE FINALLY IS ABLE TO PUSH HIMSELF BACK ON HIS FEET WHE– WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS?
Jake Mercer: HOW ON EARTH DID HE DO THIS? JAMIE O’HARA JUST BOLTED INTO THE RING AND HAS JACOB SENN’S ARM HOOKED FROM BEHIND! IS HE GOING TO DO IT? HE IS! ROMAN SKY! WRISTLOCK TRANSITIONED INTO A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW OF THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! JACOB COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR BUT JAMIE DRAGS HIM UP! HE’S NOT DONE YET! HE HOOKS HIM AGAIN BEFORE HE SPINS ONE MORE TIME! ROMAN SKY DEUX! A SECOND ONE IS BURIED INTO THE FACE OF JACOB WHEN JUST CRUMBLES ONTO THE CANVAS AS JAMIE HOOKS HIM BY THE LEG! IT CAN’T END THIS WAY! HE CAN’T BE THE ONE TO BECOME THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin plays in the background as an exhausted Jamie O’Hara raises his hands in the air before he covers his face from the emotion that is brought from him as the fans erupt in massive adulation from his victory.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner AND… NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW EAW WOOOORRRRRLLLLLDDDDDD HEEAAAVVVYYYWWEEEIIIGGHHHTTT CHHAAAMMMPPPPIIIOOOOONNNN… JAAMMMIIIIEEEEE O’HHAAARRRRAAAAA!!!
Stew-O: HE HAS DONE IT, JAKE! HE HAS DONE IT! FOR SEVENTEEN MONTHS, JAMIE O’HARA HAS BEEN ANTICIPATING THE MOMENT THAT HE WOULD BE ABLE TO RECAPTURE CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD AND NOW, HERE AT GRAND RAMPAGE, HE HAS BEEN ABLE TO ACHIEVE THAT DREAM AND BECOME THE NEW EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Jake Mercer: I’m still shocked that it’s over… the reign of Jacob Senn has come to an end. I might need a rest, Stew… I can’t handle not have him be our champion.
Stew-O: Don’t worry, Jake! The thousands upon thousands of fans here in attendance and watching around the world will be enough to congratulate our NEW EAW World Heavyweight Champion for an amazing victory here tonight! I can’t wait to see what happens with Jamie O’Hara when we return to Dynasty!
(Jamie O’Hara is finally able to push himself back up to his feet when the referee walks up to him to hand him the EAW World Heavyweight Championship, with a face of emotion washed over him, before he raises the championship high in the air for the entire world to see and recognize that he’s the newly-crowned World Heavyweight Champion.)
( The camera returns to the Camp Nou stadium, and we see nine larger than life statues carved out of granite in the image of previous Grand Rampage winners. Masters, Captain Charisma, Cyclone, Robbie V, Johnny Ventura, Hades, Devan Dubian, Brian Daniels and Y2Impact. They are lined up on various parts of the stage, ramp, and ringside. )
(The camera pans into a view of the Pain for Pride X logo in the rafters before transitioning into the ring where Michael Buffer wearing a suit and bow tie with a card in one hand and a microphone in the other hand)
Michael Buffer: Ladies and gentleman… The following match will be contested for an opportunity to compete for one of Elite Answers Wrestling’s three World Championships at the Pinnacle of Wrestling! Before the biggest audience in Grand Rampage audience, we have thirty individuals vying for a chance to obtain the ultimate prize at The Showcase of the Elites! The breeding ground of legends! The land where immortality reigns, PAIN FOR PRIDE TEN!!!!!!!!!!! Each entrant will come in at a 2 minute interval, and the match will not end until 29 individuals have been sent over the top rope with both feet touching the ringside floor! Now for the thousands sitting in attendance here in Camp Nou, Stadium in Barcelona, Spain….. and for the millions watching at home… LLETTTTTTTTTSSSSS GET READY TO RAMPAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!
( Camp Nou Stadium gives out a massive roar of applause )
( “You Will Know Our Name” by Ace+ plays over the speakers, and Moongoose McQueen walks out to the stage beholding the massive audience that watches his every move. )
Michael Buffer: Entering as the number one contestant…. from Austin, Texas, weighing in at 236 POUNDS, MOONGOOOOOOOOOSE MCQUEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!
Stew: The opportunity of a lifetime awaits for Moongoose McQueen, who enters the TENTH ever Grand Rampage match as the number one contestant. Fan, you’ve been in the Grand Rampage match before, can you give some semblance of what might be running through his mind right now?
WWEFan: The same thing that runs through anyone’s mind in this match, it’s “how am I going to survive”. Hunters become the hunted in this match, even the most dominant are put in a situation where they have to rely on their instincts, and in this match the next second could be your last! But I don’t think anyone has ever been put before such a daunting task like McQueen tonight! He’s performing in front of this sea of humanity as the first contestant in the most important Grand Rampage match of all time!
Pierre: Well the question now remains, who will join him???
Michael Buffer: And his opponent, entering second…
( The stadium awaits. )
( “Nas Album Done” by Nas plays. )
( Mak slowly walks out to the stage dressed in his ring gear, and walks down the ramp acknowledging the crowd )
Pierre: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!
Stew: OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAW’S NO. 1 LEGEND HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!! MAK HAS RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: WHAT THE HELL HAS MCQUEEN GOT HIMSELF INTO!?!?
( Mak continues down the ramp. )
Pierre: THE ENTIRE WRESTLING WORLD HAS BEEN FLIPPED ON IT’S HEAD! A 2 TIME EAW CHAMPION, KING OF EXTREME WINNER, HALL OF FAMER, AND ONE OF THE FOUNDERS OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING ITSELF! YOU COULD NOT HAVE POSSIBLY STARTED THIS FREAKING MATCH ANY BIGGER!!!!!
( Mak steps into the ring and looks around at the massive crowd and takes his shades off, massive gold chains off, and wifebeater off before handing them to the stagehand. Mak steps up to the top turnbuckle and salutes the crowd before stepping down and warming up in place. “Nas Album Done” dies down, and McQueen is seen standing across the ring looking on anxiously before the official calls for the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew: THE TENTH ANNUAL GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH BEGINS, AND THE FIRST TWO COMPETITORS ARE MOONGOOSE MCQUEEN AND EAW’S _# 1 LEGEND, MAK, AS THE FIRST TWO ENTRANTS!!!
( Mak continues to acknowledge the audience while Moongoose awaits a collar & elbow tie up. Mak gives several gestures to the raucous audience, leaving Moongoose waiting. )
WWEFan: I don’t think Moongoose has any idea what he’s up against! He doesn’t know what to expect! He’s in the ring with one of the pioneers of this industry, and a man who steps foot in an EAW ring to compete for the first time in over SEVEN YEARS!
Stew: There may not have been a more dominant champion in this company’s history than either of his EAW Championship reigns, and he looks to be in PHENOMENAL shape tonight!
( Mak and Moongoose circle the ring… but Mak turns to the turnbuckle and climbs up to the top to showboat some more, flexing his arms and beating his chest. )
Pierre: Mak acknowledging the EAW Universe that he’s played a hand in creating! He’s surely one to soak up the spotlight when he’s in it, his entire legacy was in the spotlight, and–
Stew: WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!! WAIT!!!! MCQUEEN!!!!! MCQUEEN DUMPS MAK OFF THE TOP ROPE, OVER THE ROPES, AND DOWN BELOW!!!!! MAK IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOONGOOSE MCQUEEN HAS ELIMINATED MAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWEFAN: NO!! HE HANGS ON FROM THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! MCQUEEN CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE HIMSELF RIGHT NOW, HE’S TRYING HIS HARDEST NOW TO PUSH HIM DOWN AND TO THE OUTSIDE, BUT THE VETERAN MOTIONS HIS HEAD OUT OF THE WAY, AND CHARGES HIS SHOULDER RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF MOONGOOSE! MAK SLIDES BACK IN UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND UNDER MOONGOOSE’S LEGS!
Pierre: Mak now has jumped to his feet and he rushes to the ropes! He bounces back and attempts a clothesline, but MOONGOOSE DUCKS UNDER IT AND HE RUNS TO THE ROPES NOW!! HE COMES BACK WITH FORCE AND DELIVERS A RUNNING FOREARM!!! MAK STUMBLES BACK INTO THE ROPES, BUT COMES ROARING BACK AND-
WWEFan: OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! THE MAKNOCKOUT!! THE MAKNOCKOUT CONNECTS!! THE FANS ERUPT AS MOONGOOSE SLUMPS DOWN TO THE MAT! WILL EAW’S _#1 LEGEND GET THE FIRST ELIMINATION IN THIS MATCH?!
Stew: HOLD ON FAN, LISTEN…. IT’S THE COUNTDOWN!!!
10 … 9 … 8 … 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 … BUZZZZZZZ!!!!
( “Amerika” by Rammstein plays as Sheridan Müller makes her way onto the stage. She does a quick pose to the fans, before sprinting down the ramp…)
Stew: IT’S SHERIDAN! THE ONLY FEMALE ENTRANT IN THIS YEAR’S GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH! BUT SHE IS READY TO TAKE IT TO ALL THE MEN IN THIS ONE!
Pierre: But look in the ring, Stew. Moongoose is still laid out on the mat, but Mak is ready to bring the fight to THE PERSONIFICATION OF GERMAN EFFICIENCY!! Sheridan slides under the ropes, and straight away SHE GOES FOR A BIG BOOT TO MAK!
WWEFan: NO!!! MAK DUCKS UNDER IT!! HE TURNS AROUND AND KICKS SHER RIGHT IN THE MIDSECTION, DOUBLES OVER, OH MY GOD … ANYBODY THAT KNOWS MAK KNOWS WHAT HE’S GOT IN MIND HERE!!! HE RUNS THE ROPES … REBOUNDS … THE SCIZZORS KICK!!! THE SCIZZORS KICK CONNECTS TO SHERIDAN!!!
Stew: GUYS! THIS MAN HASN’T COMPETED FOR 7 YEARS, BUT IT’S LIKE HE NEVER LEFT! HE HAS TAKEN OUT TWO MEMBERS OF DYNASTY LIKE IT WAS NOTHING!! MAK TAKES SOME TIME TO POSE TO THE FANS, AND THEY CHEER HIM ON! THIS IS SO SURREAL!
Pierre: Sheridan now is beginning to stir though Stew, and Mak has taken notice of this! Sheridan crawls to the corner and begins to lift herself up with the ropes!! WAIT … AVOID ALL CORNERS WHEN YOU WRESTLE A MATCH WITH MAK!!! I THINK HE HAS THE ROYAL EXPERIENCE IN MIND RIGHT NOW! SHER TURNS AND MAK RUNS TO HER … THE ROYAL EXPERIENCE CONNECTS!!!!!!
Stew: NO!!! SHERIDAN DROPS DOWN TO HER KNEES AND MAK’S KNEES CONNECT WITH THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!!! MAK LIMPS BACK! HOLD ON … MOONGOOSE IS UP!!! HE SPINS MAK AROUND AND DELIVERS AN ATOMIC DROP!! AND NOW SHERIDAN SPINS MAK AROUND HER WAY, LIFTS THE LEG!! EXPLODER SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER!!! BUT MAK SWITCHES PLACE AND SHOVES SHER INTO MOONGOOSE… SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX BY MOONGOOSE MCQUEEN!!! BUT SHER SOMEHOW LANDS ON HER FEET, AND MOONGOOSE RUSHES TOWARDS MAK TO HIT A DROPKICK SENDING MAK INTO THE CORNER AND TAKING HIM DOWN!
WWEFan: Sheridan turns Moongoose around and gets confrontational, right in his face! NOW SHERIDAN AND MOONGOOSE ARE TRADING FOREARMS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING NOW! SHERIDAN GETS THE UPPER HAND AS MOONGOOSE STUMBLES BACK TOWARD THE ROPES! Sheridan with the Irish Whip to the ropes, but she immediately follows right behind Moongoose and delivers a STIFF KNEE TO THE RIBCAGE! AND THEN THE STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI USING MOONGOOSE’S THIGH AS A STEPPING STOOL!
Stew: This woman is so darned talented, and her main goal this year is to be the first female to win a Male’s World Championship! The former Women’s World Champion has been looking quite strong in her crusade to do so! Moongoose now, who has fallen onto all fours, looks like he’s completely out of it at this point! Sheridan … KICKS MOONGOOSE RIGHT TO THOSE RIBS AGAIN SO HARD THAT HE FLIPS OVER ONTO HIS BACK! SHERIDAN LIFTS UP MOONGOOSE’S RIGHT ARM, AND-
Pierre: THE SHERBAR!!! THE CROSS ARMLOCK IS IN! THERE’S NO PINFALLS OR SUBMISSIONS IN THIS ONE, BUT TO TAKE AN OPPONENT’S LIMB OUT IN THIS MATCH IS A GREAT STRATEGY!
WWEFan: IT MIGHT NOW MATTER THOUGH. SHE DOESN’T HAVE A LOT OF TIME, BECAUSE THERE’S THAT COUNTDOWN AGAIN!!
10 … 9 … 8 … 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 … BUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
( “One Man Army” by ENSIFERUM plays as Kelly Hackenschmidt makes his way down to the ring … )
Pierre: Another Dynasty member, Sir Kelly Hackenschmidt! Not wasting any time! He slides under the ropes, and goes to for Sheridan, who still has that Sherbar applied to Moon-
Stew: OH MY!!! THAT DID NOT LAST TOO LONG, AS MAK GOT BACK TO HIS FEET JUST IN TIME TO DELIVER A SWIFT BICYCLE KNEE RIGHT TO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE TO KELLY!! KELLY STUMBLES BACK TO THE ROPES, AND MAK STEPS BACK … HE RUNS AND … HE CLOTHESLINES KELLY OVER THE TOP! BUT WAIT, MAK GOES OVER TOO! THEY ARE BOTH ELIMINATED!!!!!!!
WWEFan: NO HOLD ON STEW! THEY BOTH HOLD ON TO THE TOP ROPE, BUT THEY ARE DANGLING! THE TWO STRUGGLE TO CLIMB BACK UP ONTO THE RING APRON, AS THE TWO BEGIN TO DELIVER SWIFT KICKS TO EACH OTHER’S STOMACHS! THIS IS DANGEROUS! ONE WRONG MOVE FROM EITHER OF THESE MEN, AND THEY WILL BE THE FIRST ELIMINATION IN THIS MATCHUP!
Pierre: THE TWO BEGIN TO REALIZE THAT THE KICKS JUST WILL NOT PHASE ONE ANOTHER, AND BEGIN TO ATTEMPT TO FLIP THEMSELVES BACK UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE INTO THE RING! AND IN UNISON, THEY BOTH DO IT!!!-
Stew: OH MY GOD! SHERIDAN CATCHES BOTH OF THEIR LEGS!!! SHE ATTEMPTS TO THROW THEM BACK OVER AND TO THE OUTSIDE!! SHERIDAN, WITH ALL HER MIGHT … CAN SHE PUSH THEIR LEGS BACK OVER AND PICK UP TWO MASSIVE ELIMINATIONS IN THIS ONE?!
Pierre: NO! OH MY! MAK’S RIGHT LEG AND KELLY’S RIGHT LEG GRAB SHERIDAN BY THE SHOULDERS!!! WHAT IN GOD’S GREEN EARTH- OH MY GOD!! THE TWO FLIP SHERIDAN OVER THE ROPES WITH SOME SORT OF DOUBLE TEAMED HURRICANRANA, AND SHERIDAN FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE! SHER IS OUR FIRST ELIMINATION IN THIS MATCH!!!
Michael Buffer: Sheridan Muller has been eliminated!
WWEFan: AND JUST LIKE THAT, OUR FIRST ELIMINATION OF THIS EVENING IS SHERIDAN! SHERIDAN IS GONE! MAK AND KELLY NOW TRY TO FLIP BACK OVER THE ROPES, AND THIS TIME THEY DO! MOONGOOSE SITS IN THE CORNER, HOLDING HIS RIGHT ARM AND RIBCAGE IN PAIN, AS THE THREE DECIDE TO HAVE A GOOD OLD FASHIONED STAREDOWN NOW!
Stew: Moongoose, after a bit of a recovery, rises back to his feet and the three begin to circle the ring, contemplating who will strike first!! …and I don’t think it will be either of them. The countdown!!!
10 … 9 … 8 … 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 … BUUUZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
( “Shock Me” by Baroness plays to a big ovation as Stark confidently makes his way down to the ring…)
Pierre: Perhaps one of the most charismatic Elitists in EAW today, Stark is here and is ready to make a big impact in this matchup! He slides under the bottom rope, and now he has joined this staredown!!
WWEFan: The four now begin to circle the ring again, and Mak goes after Kelly while Stark goes straight for Moongoose! Each of them begin to trade lefts and rights in the middle of the ring! All four of these guys are just fighting to see who can get the upper hand here!! Mak now with a knee to the gut of Moongoose, but Kelly with a stiff kick to the kidneys of Mak! Another one to the solar plexus! Stark with a forearm smash right to the head of Kelly, and Moongoose with with a backhand chop to the back of Stark’s neck!! MAK WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE TO MOONGOOSE AND HE STUMBLES BACK, KELLY WITH AN ARMDRAG TO MAK AND HE GOES DOWN, BUT RISES TO ONE KNEE ALMOST IMMEDIATELY! STARK WITH WITH AN ELBOW SMASH NOW AND KELLY NOW STUMBLES BACK. ALL FOUR OF THEM TAKE ONE DAZED STEP FORWARD AND-
Pierre: HOOOOOOOLLYYYY SMOKES!!!! A FOUR-WAY SUPERKICK CITY AS ALL FOUR MEN HIT A SUPERKICK ON EACH OTHER AT THE EXACT SAME TIME, AND ALL FOUR MEN GO DOWN LIKE DOMINOS!!! THE FANS RISE TO THEIR FEET WITH A STANDING OVATION! THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!!
Stew: BUT STARK, THE FRESHEST MAN IN THIS MATCH, IS THE FIRST ONE TO REGAIN HIMSELF. HE USES THE ROPES TO LIFT HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, AND SEES KELLY STIRRING IN THE CORNER! KELLY RISES TO HIS FEET IN A DAZE, TURNS RIGHT AROUND AND STARK RUNS AND CONNECTS WITH THE STARKNADO!!!! THE FLYING HIGH KNEE RIGHT TO THE JAW OF KELLY, AND KELLY LANDS HARD ON THE MAT!
WWEFan: HOLY ON STEW! MAK JUMPS BACK TO HIS FEET NOW, SPINS STARK AROUND AND KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! HE RUNS THE ROPES! HE’S GONNA HIT IT AGAIN … SCIZZOR KICK!!!!! A SECOND SCIZZOR KICK CONNECTS IN THIS MATCH! STARK ROLLS UNDER THE ROPE AND TO THE APRON!
Stew: WAIT!! MOONGOOSE NOW!! KICKS MAK RIGHT IN THE GUT, HOOKS THE ARMS … SPINAL TAP!!!!!! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SOMERSAULT RIGHT INTO A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!!! UNREAL ACTION!!! AND NOW, OUR NUMBER ONE ENTRANT IN THIS ONE MOONGOOSE, IS THE LAST MAN STANDING RIGHT NOW! HE LOOKS AROUND AT ALL THREE MEN, BUT THEY ARE ALL LAID OUT!!! HERE’S THE COUNTDOWN. WHO IS ENTRY NUMBER 6?!
10 … 9 … 8 … 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 … BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
( “Heart Shaped Box” by Nirvana plays as Solomon Caine makes his way down the ramp…)
WWEFan: Voltage’s Solomon Caine! Finally someone I can try to get behind!!
Stew: Solomon Caine jumps up onto the ring apron, jumps over the ropes and taunts to the crowd raising both fists into the air… and now he turns and CHARGES AT MOONGOOSE WITH A RUNNING LARIAT! MOONGOOSE DUCKS UNDER IT, SOLOMON CAINE JUMPS OVER, AND MOONGOOSE CATCHES HIM WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! AND HE FOLOWS IT UP WITH A PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK! AND MOONGOOSE FOLLOWS UP ON SOLOMON CAINE WHO’S LEANED OVER THE ROPES, RUNNING, AND HITS A RUNNING LEG LARIAT SENDING CAINE OVER THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING, AS MOONGOOSE LANDS ON THE APRON!!!!
Pierre: OH MY GOD!!! NO WAY! MOONGOOSE WITH A DROPKICK TO SOLOMON, AND SOLOMON GOES BACK OVER THE ROPES AND LANDS HARD ON THE OUTSIDE!!! SOLOMON CAINE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Michael Buffer: Solomon Caine has been eliminated!
WWEFan: SOLOMON CANNOT BELIEVE IT, AS HE SLAMS HIS HANDS ONTO THE RING APRON, AND PUSHES OVER ONE OF OUR OFFICIALS, BEFORE STORMING TO THE BACK!! MOONGOOSE NOW, LAUGHS IT OFF AND SHRUGS HIS SHOULDERS.
Pierre: Moongoose now lifts Kelly to his feet, and forces him into a corner! Moongoose begins to deliver some stiff backhand chops to the neck of Kelly! He then wraps his arms around Kelly and delivers a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Moongoose now, takes a moment, before rolling under the ropes to the apron, and begins to ascend to the top rope! Guys, this is a DANGEROUS place to be in a match like this!
Stew: You aren’t wrong, Pierre, and I know what Moongoose has in mind! The RAIGEKI! He balances himself on the top rope, before lifting his arms slowly up and pointing to the sky!! The fans cheer him on! He goes to jump-
WWEFan: WHOA!! STARK ON THE APRON!! HE SUPERKICKS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND MOONGOOSE SLIPS AND WEDGES HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE!! STARK YELLS OUT IN FRUSTRATION, BECAUSE I THINK HE HOPED FOR AN ELIMINATION THERE! STARK NOW … HE CLIMBS TO THE OUTER SIDE OF THE CORNER ROPES, AND BEGINS TO DELIVER SOME ELBOWS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD TO MOONGOOSE!
Pierre: THIS IS DANGEROUS FOR BOTH MEN HERE- …HOLD ON!! MAK NOW ON THE OTHER SIDE! HE CLIMBS THE OPPOSITE SIDE AND MAK AND STARK BEGIN TO TRADE PUNCHES ON THE TOP ROPE, WHILE MOONGOOSE STAYS WEDGED THERE ON THE TOP ROPE! ARE THESE TWO MEN MANIACS?!
Stew: THE DEFINITIVE ANSWER IS … YES. YES THEY ARE. MOONGOOSE LIFTS HIS LEGS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CLIMBS BACK INTO THE RING, BUT KELLY HACKENSCHMIDT NOW … BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF MOONGOOSE! KELLY THROWS MOONGOOSE INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, BEFORE STEPPING BACK AGAIN! MAK AND STARK NOW LOOK OVER KELLY! KELLY RUNS, AND MAK AND STARK BOTH LEAPFROG OVER KELLY AND KELLY HITS HIS HEAD ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
Pierre: THIS IS CRAZY! MAK RUNS TOWARDS THE CORNERED KELLY … ROYAL EXPERIENCE!!! KELLY STUMBLES BACK AND … LOOK AT STARK … THE IRON FIST CONNECTS! THAT SUPERMAN PUNCH ALMOST KNOCKED THE LIGHTS OUT OF KELLY! BUT NOT SO FAST … MAK WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE HEAD OF STARK AND HE FALLS INTO THE ROPES! MAK NOW RUNS TOWARDS STARK … AND HE CLOTHESLINES HIM RIGHT OVER!! STARK IS OUT!!
Michael Buffer: Stark has been eliminated!
WWEFan: MY GOD!! MAK HAS ELIMINATED TWO ELITISTS IN THIS MATCH!! BUT HERE COMES ANOTHER … ENTRANT NUMBER 7!
10 … 9 … 8 … 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 … BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
WWEFan: WHO IS IT?!
( “I Am Electric” by Heaven’s Basement plays to a huge ovation, as Nasir Moore slowly steps out from behind the curtain and is followed closely by Fortuneteller Hamasa who looms in the background. Nasir, walking down the long ramp, eyes down Mak knowing what awaits… )
Stew: IT’S NASIR MOORE, FLANKED BY FORTUNETELLER HAMASA! PROBABLY THE BIGGEST UNDERDOG IN THIS MATCH! LOOK AT NASIR AND MAK STARE EACH OTHER DOWN … YOU CAN FEEL MASSIVE TENSION BETWEEN THE TWO!
Pierre: NAS REMOVES HIS SHIRT, THROWS IT INTO THE CROWD, CRACKS HIS KNUCKLES, AND SPRINTS DOWN TO THE RAMP! THIS IS A DREAM MATCHUP FOR SURE, FOLKS!! HE SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND THE TWO BEGIN TO TRADE FOREARMS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING TO A LOUD ROAR OF APPROVAL FROM THESE FANS HERE!
WWEFan: BUT MAK, WHO HAS CURRENTLY BEEN IN THIS MATCH THE SECOND LONGEST, IS FEELING QUITE FATIGUED AND CANNOT KEEP UP! NAS BEGINS TO ELBOW MAK INTO THE ROPES, AND HE JUST WON’T STOP! THE FANS ARE SO HYPED UP RIGHT NOW, AS NAS TAKES A MOMENT TO GLARE OUT AT THE ENDLESS SEA OF PEOPLE! HE DRAGS MAK BY HIS HEAD BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, BUT MAK BEGINS TO FIGHT BACK! MAK WITH AN ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF NASIR’S HEAD NOW, AND THEN IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES! NASIR REBOUNDS BACK AND HITS THE JUMPMAN DROPKICK!! THE FRESHER NAS IS LOOKING FIRED UP RIGHT NOW! VOLTAGE IN THE HOUSE!!!
Stew: MOONGOOSE NOW THOUGH IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND SPINS NAS AROUND, BUT NAS ISN’T HAVING ANY OF IT, AS HE BACKHANDS MOONGOOSE RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF THE FACE!! WHAT A HELL OF A SLAP!
Pierre: AND NAS LIFTS MOONGOOSE OVER HIS HEAD FOR AND OVERHEAD SUPLEX!! JUST LIKE THAT PIMP SLAP, NASIR MOORE IS TREATING EVERYONE IN THIS MATCH LIKE THEY ARE HIS BITCH RIGHT NOW! NAS JUMPS BACK UP TO HIS FEET SWIFTLY BEFORE DELIVERING A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO MOONGOOSE! HE RISES BACK UP AGAIN, AND DELIVERS ONE TO MAK THIS TIME!
Stew: NASIR RISES BACK TO HIS FEET. HIS ADRENALINE HAS SKYROCKETED RIGHT NOW! OUT OF HIS PERIPHERALS, HE SEES KELLY HACKENSCHMIDT READY TO STRIKE FROM THE TOP ROPE! KELLY ATTEMPTS A DIVING CROSSBODY, BUT NASIR WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF KELLY!! WHAT INCREDIBLE TIMING! ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN, AND NASIR CLIMBS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE, AND POSES TO THESE INCREDIBLY LOUD SPANISH FANS! HERE COMES THE COUNTDOWN AGAIN …
10 … 9 … 8 … 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 … BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
( “Devastate” by The Heroes Lie plays as Nobi makes his way down the ramp … )
Pierre: And here comes EAW’s Indonesian Mat Magician, Nobi!! Nobi jogs down to the ring, and Nasir awaits his arrival! Nobi climbs up to the ring apron and enters the ring! Nasir attempts a Clothesline after Nobi runs at him, but Nobi ducks and runs the ropes! He comes roaring back with a Running Crossbody! Nobi lifts Nasir to his feet, and Irish Whips him to the ropes! Nobi attempts a big boot, but Nasir SLIDES UNDER HIS ELEVATED LEG! NAS JUMPS BACK TO HIS FEET AND DELIVERS A BACK RAKE! Nasir now runs the ropes, and he rebounds back FOR A DEVASTATING RUNNING FOREARM TO THE FACE!!
WWEFan: NO PIERRE! NOBI AVOIDED IT BY ARCHING HIS BACK, ALMOST WITH A CRAZY MATRIX EVASION! NAS LANDS ON HIS STOMACH BUT ALL IN ONE MOTION, HE ROLLS BACK TO HIS FEET! NOBI RUNS TOWARDS NAS NOW FOR A BIG BOOT AGAIN, BUT NAS GRABS NOBI’S LEG AND LIFTS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! HE MIGHT BE THINKING BRICK CITY BOMB HERE, GUYS!!!
Stew: NO! NOBI REVERSES IT WITH A HURRICANRANA! THIS IS INCREDIBLE WRESTLING ACTION RIGHT NOW, FOLKS! REVERSAL AFTER REVERSAL! BOTH MEN NOW BACK TO THEIR FEET, LOOK AROUND AT THE FANS WHO ARE CHEERING THIS AMAZING ACTION ON RIGHT NOW! THE TWO LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND SHRUG, BEFORE RUNNING TOWARD EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME AND- … OH MY LORD! THE TWO BOTH DELIVER HEADBUTTS, AND THE TWO FALL TO THE MAT!!!
Pierre: THESE FANS IN BARCELONA WITH YET ANOTHER STANDING OVATION! GOOD LORD, LOOK AT NAS! HE’S BEEN BUSTED OPEN BY THAT VICIOUS HEADBUTT! HIS FOREHEAD HAS BECOME A CRIMSON RED!
WWEFan: But hold on guys, Moongoose is back up to his feet!! He has been in this match for the longest amount of time, entering this thing at number one! What a performance! Moongoose lifts Nobi to his feet, spins him around and MONKEY FLIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER AND NOBI’S HEAD HITS THE TOP OF THE RINGPOST!!! NOBI FALLS BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND NOW HE’S BEEN BUSTED OPEN!!
Stew: LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU MOONGOOSE! IT’S MAK! MOONGOOSE TURNS AROUND AND GETS HIT WITH A VICIOUS RIGHT KNEE RIGHT TO THE NOSE!!! AND NOW MOONGOOSE HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN… HELL I THINK THAT KNEE MIGHT HAVE JUST BROKEN HIS NOSE, BECAUSE MOONGOOSE ROLLS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE, HOLDING IT IN PAIN!
Pierre: IT’S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER THAT HE ISN’T ELIMINATED THOUGH! YOU MUST GO OVER THE TOP ROPE TO BE ELIMINATED- … OH MY LORD!!! SPRINGBOARD KNEE BY KELLY TO MAK!! MAK WAS JUST TURNED INSIDE OUT BY THAT SPRINGBOARD KNEE BY KELLY HACKENSCHMIDT! SO MANY KNEE MOVES IN THIS MATCH!
WWEFan: JESUS CHRIST, THAT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD HAVE KNOCKED MAK’S FACE OFF!
10 … 9 … 8 … 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 … BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
( “Iron (Mystery Jets Remix)” by Woodkid plays to boos as Jon McAdams, wasting no time, runs from behind the curtains and sprints down to the ring… )
Stew: The ring is reaaaaaaaally beginning to fill up with Elitists now, as Jon McAdams enters this match at number 9! The former Hardcore Champion climbs into the ring! He rushes toward Kelly… BUT KELLY LIFTS HIM UP!! WHAT’S HE GOT PLANNED?!?!
Pierre: NO STEW! JON MCADAMS HITS THE HEAD TRAUMA! THE DOUBLE KNEES TO THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS! JON BACK TO HIS FEET NOW, NOTICES THAT NASIR IS RISING TO HIS FEET. JON RUSHES TO HIM, LIFTS HIMSELF UP … HEAD TRAUMA AGAIN!!! NOBI, SNEAKS IN BEHIND JON, PULLS HIM AROUND! BUT WAIT, JON AGAIN … HEAD TRAUMA!!!!
WWEFan: THREE HEAD TRAUMAS IN THE MATTER OF SECONDS! UNREAL! JON IS NOW EYEING MAK, EAW’S _#1 LEGEND! JON NOW, LOOKING TO DELIVER A FOURTH HEAD TRAUMA IN THIS MATCH! HE JUMPS UP AND HITS IT!!!!
Stew: NO! MAK HOLDS HIM UP THERE!!! WHAT PURE STRENGTH BY THE VETERAN! THIS IS INSANE! MAK DRAGS HIM UP AND HITS A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX, SENDING MCADAMS ACROSS THE RING AND ROLLING DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE! THE FANS ARE LOVING THIS! HAVING MAK AS A SURPRISE ENTRANT HERE IS JUST AWESOME, AND IT’S ALSO INCREDIBLE THAT HE HAS BEEN ABLE TO LAST THIS LONG! 7 YEARS OUT OF THE RING AND HE HAS BEEN ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH EAW’S CURRENT PLETHORA OF TALENT!
Pierre: It is also important to note guys that the number one and two entrants in this match have not been eliminated yet! Moongoose McQueen and Mak are still alive here! And speaking of, Moongoose has just rolled back into the ring and … GOOD LORD LOOK AT HIS NOSE! THAT IS BROKEN FOR SURE!
Stew: IT’S BEEN PUT OUT OF ALIGNMENT! THAT WILL PROBABLY NEED SOME SURGERY! BUT GUYS, EVERYBODY IN THIS MATCH ARE TAKING A MOMENT TO RECUPERATE! MAK, MOONGOOSE, NAS, NOBI AND KELLY ARE ALL STILL ALIVE IN THIS ONE, AS THEY ALL STARE EACH OTHER DOWN …
WWEFan: WAIT, IT’S THE COUNTDOWN AGAIN, AND THAT MEANS WE WILL NOW BE A THIRD OF THE WAY THROUGH THIS ONE … WHO WILL BE ENTRANT NUMBER 10?!
10 … 9 … 8 … 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 … BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
( “Ambitionz Az A Ridah” by 2Pac plays as TLA drives a lowrider out onto the stage and down the ramp, and the fans go absolutely NUTS for the man … )
Stew: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, MY FAVORITE TO WIN THIS GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH!! TLA ENTERING IN AT NUMBER 10, DRIVING THAT GREEN AND BLACK LOWRIDER DOWN TO THE RING!!
Pierre: MY LORD, WHAT AN ENTRANCE! TLA PARKS THE CAR AT THE BOTTOM AS ALL 5 MEN IN THE RING STARE HIM DOWN. TLA STANDS UP ON THE SEAT, AND POSES TO THE FANS TO A LOUD OVATION! JUST LISTEN TO THIS PLACE, GUYS!!!
WWFan: WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT HAS TLA GOT THERE …. MY GOD! IT’S A LEAD PIPE!! TLA KISSES THE LEAD PIPE, BEFORE JUMPING OUT OF HIS CAR AND SLIDING INTO THE RING! HE BEGINS TO GO TO TOWN ON EVERYBODY! A SWING TO THE RIBCAGE OF NOBI AND HE GOES DOWN, AND A SHOT TO THE LEFT SHOULDER OF KELLY AND HE DOES DOWN! NAS ATTEMPTS A CLOTHESLINE, BUT TLA DUCKS AND HITS NAS IN THE BACK OF THE KNEE WITH THE PIPE AND HE DROPS! MAK RUSHES TOWARD TLA, AND TLA SWINGS AND MAK DODGES AS MOONGOOSE ACCIDENTLY GETS HIT HARD IN THE FACE AND LANDS ON THE MAT!!!
Stew: NAS GETS BACK UP, AND TLA DROPS THE PIPE AND HITS NAS RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE SWAG SHOT!!! A PIMP SLAP SO HARD THAT IT TURNS NAS 180 DEGREES AROUND! TLA JUMPS UP … YOU’RE DONE!!!!!! YOU’RE DONE CONNECTS!!!
Pierre: TLA BACK TO HIS FEET AND LOOK OUT!! MOONGOOSE RUSHES TOWARDS HIM! TLA STEPS BACK, AND PULLS THE ROPES DOWN!!!! MOONGOOSE MCQUEEN GOES OVER AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR!!! MOONGOOSE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED IN THIS MATCH!!!
Michael Buffer: Moongoose McQueen has been eliminated!
Stew: OH MY!! YOU CAN’T TAKE AWAY THE FIGHT MOONGOOSE PUT UP THOUGH. HE LASTED A LONG TIME IN THAT ONE, AND THAT IS AN UNFORTUNATE WAY TO GO! THE MAN THAT DEFEATED HIM ONE ON ONE TO FORCE MOONGOOSE TO BE ENTRANT NUMBER ONE IN THIS GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH, HAS NOW ALSO JUST ELIMINATED HIM FROM IT!
Pierre: AND WITH MOONGOOSE GONE, TLA BEGINS TO STOMP ON THE DOWNED NOBI AND KELLY, AND THE COUNTDOWN FOR ENTRANT NUMBER 11 BEGINS!!
10 … 9 … 8 … 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 … BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
( “Fancy” by Iggy Azalea plays as Mark Michaels comes out from behind the curtains wearing a No. 10 Messi Barcelona jersey and holds a soccer ball …)
WWEFan: Well, this is interesting.
Stew: No joke. This man usually carries an iPhone to the ring and records himself on the way down.
Pierre: Also, he’s wearing Messi’s jersey. Messi’s jersey is number 10. This man is entrant number 11. Does he not know his entrant number or is he just stupid?
Stew: I have no idea, but regardless, Mark Michaels is in the ring now and he is face to face with TLA! TLA stares him down, and smirks.
TLA (no mic): Ayy muchacho! What is this, eh?
Stew: WHOA!!! MARK MICHAELS JUST KICKED THAT SOCCER BALL RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF TLA, AND TLA FALLS TO THE MAT!!! MARK PICKS THE BALL UP AND HOLDS IT IN THE AIR TO A MIXED OVATION! I MEAN, HE DID JUST TAKE OUT THE CROWD FAVOURITE!
WWEFan: My god that must have hurt! His ears are probably ringing! Mark Michaels picks the soccer ball back up and HITS NASIR MOORE OVER THE HEAD WITH IT! He puts it down and then begins to stomp on Jon McAdams in the corner!! Kelly and Nobi are in another corner trading punches! The ring is beginning to fill up with Elitists yet again guys!
Pierre: Mark Michaels, TLA, Nasir Moore, McAdams, Nobi, Kelly Hackenschmidt and the man that’s been in this thing the longest, the surprise entrant at number two, Mak!!! Seven Elitists in the ring now, and this thing can fill up fast if there aren’t any eliminations soon!
Stew: Mark Michaels lifts Mak to his feet and attempts to pull him over the top rope by his legs, and even as fatigued as he is, Mak uses his strength to stay in this one!! Nas and TLA now begin to trade punches in the center of the ring, with Nas still bleeding quite heavily from the forehead! Nas though … HE LIFTS TLA UP!! OH MY GOD! BRICK CITY BOMB!! THE BRICK CITY BOMB CONNECTS!!
WWEFan: AMAZING! I DON’T KNOW HOW NAS CAN SEE WITH ALL THAT BLOOD COVERING HIS VISION! He rolls to a corner, and takes another moment to rest! A smart move from the underdog in this one!!!
10 … 9 … 8 … 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 … BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Stew: Who is entrant 12?!
( “Es Ironico” by Bocca Myers plays as El Irónico sprints to the ring … )
Pierre: Oh man … you guys know who this dude is, right?
WWEFan: I’ve heard of him, never seen him compete actually.
Stew: Christ, you’re lucky…
Pierre: Irónico slides into the ring, but TLA IS THERE!!! TLA LIFTS HIM UP AND TRIES TO THROW HIM OVER!! But with swift thinking, Irónico slides off! TLA is at the ropes now as Irónico runs to the opposite side of the ropes and comes back and CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER!!! OH MY GOD TLA IS GONE!!!!
WWEFan: NO HE’S NOT! TLA LIFTS HIM OVER THE ROPES AND HE LANDS ON THE APRON!!! TLA takes a step back and forearms Irónico AND HE FALLS OUT!!! BUT WAIT, HE DIDN’T LAND ON THE FLOOR?!
Stew: Oh Jesus Christ this man’s luck … HE LANDED ON THE HOOD OF TLA’S CAR!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
TLA (off mic): Hey holmes!, get off my coche!
Stew: Irónico rises to his feet, and begins to assess the distance between the car and the ring apron!! He COULD jump this, but history shows he’s not exactly great at jumping a far distance without landing on his head.
Pierre: Besides Stew, even if he does make it, TLA will just drop him and eliminate him!
Stew: You’re right!
WWEFan: What is he doing…? He looks out into the crowd, and begins to nod to himself. I think he has a plan to get himself BACK into the ring! WHOA! EL IRONICO JUMPS INTO THE CROWD!!! WHAT THE HELL?!
Stew: OH MY GOD IS HE GOING TO CROWD SURF HIMSELF BACK TO THE RING AGAIN?! HE DID THIS IN THE HELL’S WARPATH MATCH A FEW WEEKS BACK!!
Pierre: I THINK THAT’S WHAT HE’S DOING, BECAUSE HE’S SIGNALLING THE CROWD TO SEND HIM AROUND TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING! THE WRESTLERS IN THE RING HAVE ALL STOPPED FIGHTING AND ARE WATCHING ON AT THIS … THIS IS SURREAL!! THIS SPANISH CROWD IS ACTUALLY COMPLYING AND ARE CARRYING HIM AROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!
WWEFan: Uh, guys… this doesn’t look too good.
Stew: OH MY GOD!!!! HAHAHA! THE CROWD AREN’T STOPPING HIM! IN FACT, THEY ARE TAKING HIM FURTHER BACK! HE’S NOWHERE NEAR THE RING ANYMORE! IRONICO IS BEGINNING TO PANIC AS THESE PEOPLE CROWD SURF HIM FURTHER AND FURTHER AWAY FROM THE RING, INTO WHERE THE ARENA LIGHTS CANNOT SEE HIM AND HE HAS VANISHED!!! I THINK … DOES THAT COUNT AS AN ELIMINATION?!
Pierre: I MEAN, UNLESS THE CROWD DECIDE TO CROWD SURF HIM BACK TO THE RING, WHICH IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY!
Ring Announcer: El Irónico has been eliminated?
WWEFan: That was just WEIRD!! And the Elitists in the ring all look at each other, wondering what the hell they just witnessed. HERE IS THE COUNTDOWN FOR THE NEXT ENTRANT HOWEVER!!!!
10 … 9 … 8 … 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 … BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
( “Cowboy Song” by Faith No More plays as The Pizza Boy walks out in a shirt that says “Lucky 13” )
Pierre: BOYS, YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT RIGHT HERE, BECAUSE THIS IS MY FAVORITE TO WIN THIS ENTIRE MATCH AND HEADLINE PAIN FOR PRIDE TEN! THE PIZZA BOY HAS ARRIVED! HERE’S TO A TRIFECTA OF SHOWDOWN WINNERS IN THESE MAJOR INTERBRANDED MATCHES!
WWEFan: DOUBTFUL, BUT THE SELF-PROCLAIMED NOBODY HAS ENTERED IN THE MATCH WITH QUITE A FEW CONTENDERS IN THE MATCH! THE PIZZA BOY IS IN THE RING AND MARK MICHAELS CHARGES IN WITH A LARIAT FOR HIM TO GO OVER THE TOP ROPE! PIZZA BOY DUCKS UNDER THE LARIAT AND RUSHES TO THE ROPES TO RETURN WITH A SLINGBLADE! PIZZA BOY HAS DROPPED THE PICTURE PERFECT ONE WHEN HE TURNS AROUND TO GET MET WITH A LARIAT FROM NOBI!
Stew-O: THE PIZZA BOY KICKS NOBI IN THE ARM! NOBI HOLDS HIS ARM FROM THE PAIN AND THAT GIVES PIZZA BOY AN OPENING! JUMPING ENZIGURI! THAT KICK FROM PIZZA BOY CRACKLES OFF THE SIDE OF NOBI’S HEAD! Kelly drops to the floor when Pizza Boy stands on his face and turns around TO SEE KELLY HACKENSCHMIDT COMING IN WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW! PIZZA BOY STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES WHEN KELLY SEES THE OPPORTUNITY TO POTENTIALLY ELIMINATE OF THE BIGGEST THREATS IN THIS MATCH! A SECOND SUPERKICK!
Pierre: HOLD UP! THE PIZZA BOY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND KELLY HACKENSCHMIDT GETS HUNG UP ON THE TOP ROPE WHEN HE MISSES THAT SUPERKICK! The Pizza Boy notices this and sees him straddling the top rope and trying to situate himself off WHEN HE RUSHES TO THE ROPES FOR SOMETHING BIG! SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK! HE STRIKE KELLY IN THE FACE WITH THE KICK AND WE SAY SAYONARA TO KELLY AS HE COLLAPSES FROM THE TOP ROPE DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Kelly Hackenschmidt has been eliminated!
WWEFan: THE PIZZA BOY STANDS ON HIS FEET, REAL PROUD ABOUT PICKING UP AN ELIMINATION, BEFORE TURNING AROUND INTO BRUTAL HEADBUTT FROM JON MCADAMS, ALMOST COLLAPSING TO THE FLOOR YET DROPPING TO A KNEE! The Pizza Boy stands on his feet AND RESPONDS WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE TO THE JAW AS BOTH MEN START FIGHTING BETWEEN THEMSELVES! HOWEVER, WE SEE NASIR MOORE AND MAK ON THE ROPES WITH NASIR ATTEMPTING TO ELIMINATE THE EAW LEGEND!
Stew-O: NASIR MOORE FIGHTS TO MAKE SURE THAT MAK IS ABLE TO BE TOSSED OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR! HE DOES IT! NASIR MOORE HAS ELIMINATED THE… WAIT! MAK IS ABLE TO HOLD ON! HE HAS ONE HAND ON THE ROPE WHEN NASIR HEARS THE CRIES OF FORTUNETELLER HAMASA TO LET HIM KNOW HE HASN’T ELIMINATED HIM YET! NASIR SPRINTS TOWARDS MAK AS HE THROWS HIS FOOT INTO MAK’S FACE! ETHER! NASIR HITS MAK WITH ETHER THAT SENDS HIM FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE ONTO THE FLOOR! EAW _#1 LEGEND IS OUT OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE!
Ring Announcer: Mak has been eliminated!
Pierre: Nasir Moore has pulled off one of the biggest eliminations that could be made in this match as he raises his hands up in the air BUT MARK MICHAELS COMES BEHIND NASIR MOORE AND STARTS TO TRY AND TOSS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! THE TIMER’S GOING DOWN! A NEW ENTRY HAS COME UPON US!
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
(“Morning Glory” by Oasis erupts from the speakers when Finnegan Wakefield sprints down the ramp to the ring… )
WWEFan: FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD HAS ENTERED INTO THE MATCH AS THE SECOND-HALF OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE DAWNING! HIS PARTNER WAS JUST ELIMINATED FROM THE MATCH AS HE COMES OVER TO RINGSIDE TO CONSOLE HIS PARTNER! DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME! GET IN THE RING AND TAKE YOUR SPOT! Finnegan helps Kelly onto his feet and talks to him for a bit WHEN BOTH MEN ENTER THE RING! HOLD ON NOW, KELLY WAS ELIMINATED FROM THE MATCH, GUYS!
Stew-O: IT MIGHT BE THE BITTERNESS OF BEING ELIMINATED THAT HAS LED TO HACKENSCHMIDT ENTERING INTO THIS MATCH! The Knights of the Dawning enter the ring and grab Mark Michaels from behind STRIKING WITH STIFF KICKS INTO HIS CHEST BEFORE THEY STAND ON THEIR FEET! MARK HAS BEEN ASSAULT VICIOUSLY BEFORE WE SEE KELLY CLIMB ONTO THE TOP ROPE WITH FINNEGAN HOOKING HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF MARK! KELLY RAISES HIS HANDS IN THE AIR BEFORE HE LEAPS OFF! ANDROMEDA STRAIN!
Pierre: FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD WITH THE DRAGON SUPLEX WHILE KELLY HACKENSCHMIDT FLIES FOR THE DIVING BLOCKBUSTER! Both men are on their feet WHEN TLA COMES IN WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE LEG FOR FINNEGAN TO DROP HIM TO HIS KNEE! KELLY GOES FOR THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK, BUT TLA DUCKS UNDER IT AND HOOKS HIM BY THE ARMS! PANTHER-PLEX! TLA THROWS KELLY ONTO THE CANVAS WITH THE TIGER SUPLEX WHEN HE’S FORCED TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING FROM THE IMPACT! TLA GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND SEES FINNEGAN TRY TO COME AT HIM WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE! TLA WITH THE SWAG SHOT TO THE FACE AS NOW THESE TWO ARE GOING AT IT!
Stew-O: The camera turns over to see Jon McAdams and The Pizza Boy still brawling it out between one another WHEN MCADAMS TAKES ADVANTAGE WITH A HEADBUTT THAT CLOCKS PIZZA BOY RIGHT ON THE FOREHEAD! ENOUGH OF THESE AND ONE OF THESE MEN ARE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL WITH A CONCUSSION! The headbutt sends The Pizza Boy reeling into the turnbuckle corner when we see Jon McAdams come in LIFTING PIZZA BOY ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE! WHAT IS HE DOING?
Pierre: JON MCADAMS CLIMBS ONTO THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE AS HE CAN’T GET THE PIZZA BOY TO TIP OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR! He looks around the ring to take in the fans BEFORE HE JUMPS TO GRAB PIZZA BOY FOR THE TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA! WHOA! PIZZA BOY LANDS ON HIS FEET TO SURVIVE IN THIS MATCH WHEN HE LANDS FLAT ON HIS FEET! SCREEN CRACKER! MARK MICHAELS JUST SPRINTS IN FOR THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER TO DROP PIZZA BOY RIGHT WHEN HE LANDS! Mark Michaels stands on his feet when he notices the timer is counting down CALLING FOR THE NEXT ENTRY!
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( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk58Bh5Z-KM plays on the titantron… )
(Prince of Phenomenal walks out onto the stage with a massive ovation erupting from the crowd when he raises his hands to take it in before he rushes down to the ring.)
WWEFan: IT’S PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL! PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL HAS ENTERED AT NUMBER FIFTEEN AND MAKES HIS WAY INTO THE RING! POP SLIDES INTO THE RING AND MEETS FACE-TO-FACE WITH MARK MICHAELS! MARK THROWS A HAYMAKER TO TRY TO BRING THE HALL OF FAMER DOWN… BUT POP DUCKS IT AND GOES UNDER TO HOOK HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! HE TURNS AROUND THE RING AND STANDS ON HIS FEET FOR THE FIREMAN’S CARRY CUTTER!
Stew-O: PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL JUST DROPPED MARK MICHAELS ON HIS HEAD WITH THAT ONE! POP JUMPS BACK TO HIS FEET AND SEES TLA STARTING TO MAKE A MOVE ON HIM! DISCUS ELBOW STRIKE! POP JUST NAILS HIM WITH THE DISCUS ELBOW THAT CAUSES HIM TO STUMBLE AROUND ON HIS FEET BEFORE HE HOOKS TLA BETWEEN HIS LEGS! WE HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN A WHILE FROM POP! HE LIFTS TLA UP BY HIS WAIST AND HOOKS HIS ARMS WITH HIS LEGS! CROWN OF THORNS! THE STYLES CLASH RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS BY POP AS HE HAS DROPPED HIM ON HIS CHEST! POP IS JUST GOING OFF IN THIS MATCH!
Pierre: He’s not an EAW Hall of Famer for nothing, Stew! Prince of Phenomenal is an amazing talent and this is an awesome return he’s shown us for tonight! POP looks around the ring to see who he could target next, finding The Pizza Boy starting to crawl up to his feet, LOOKING TO CHASE AFTER HIM FOR THAT LEGENDARY ANKLE LOCK OF HIS! HEAD TRAUMA! JON MCADAMS JUST RUSHED IN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE JUMPING DOUBLE KNEES TO THE HEAD OF POP! MCADAMS HAS JUST TAKEN DOWN AN EAW LEGEND WITH THAT! Jon grabs POP by the head and lifts him up THROWING HIM INTO THE ROPES BEFORE HE TRIES TO TIP HIM OVER TO THE FLOOR!
WWEFan: The camera pans over to Mark Michaels as he starts to pick himself up to his feet from that fireman’s carry cutter that Prince of Phenomenal dropped him with, stumbling up to his feet, before we see Nasir Moore run in DROPPING HIM WITH A LARIAT! NO! MARK THROWS NAS INTO THE ROPES BEFORE HE GOES FOR THE LARIAT OVER THE TOP ROPE! WHOA! NAS DUCKS DOWN AND HOLDS THE TOP ROPE AS MARK FLIES OVER AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR! WAIT! MARK MICHAELS IS STILL IN THIS AS HE FALLS ONTO THE APRON INSTEAD TO THE SURPRISE OF NASIR! Nasir stands up to his feet when Mark starts to use the ropes to stand to his RUNNING IN FOR THE RASENGAN! NASIR MOORE HITS IT ALL WITH MARK MICHAELS COLLAPSING OFF THE APRON TO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Mark Michaels has been eliminated!
Stew-O: Nasir Moore leans on the ropes and starts to wave goodbye to Mark Michaels BUT NOBI RUNS IN OUT OF NOWHERE AND LIFTS NASIR UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE TO ELIMINATE HIM! THE TIMER IS GOING DOWN, BUT WE NEED TO KNOW IF NOBI JUST ELIMINATED NASIR MOORE FROM THIS MATCH!
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(“Somebody Gotta Die” by Biggie Smalls hits the speakers when Chris Elite is brought out to the stage on the shoulders of Big Mike with his confidence levels at maximum!)
Pierre: ANOTHER SHOWDOWN PARTICIPANT HAS ENTERED INTO THE MATCH! CHRIS ELITE HAS MADE HIS ENTRY INTO THIS MATCH AS HE’S BEING CARRIED LIKE A KING INTO IT! HOWEVER, WE’RE JUST NOTICING THAT NASIR MOORE WAS NOT ELIMINATED BY NOBI AS HE WAS ABLE TO LAND ON THE APRON AND ROLL BACK INTO THE RING WHEN NOBI WAS LIKE A FEW MEMBERS IN THIS MATCH AND SAW CHRIS ELITE ENTER THE MATCH! Chris joins seven other men in this match now as he hops off Big Mike’s shoulders onto the ring apron, turning over to tell his partner to make sure to protect him, when he enters the ring AND IS RUSHED BY NOBI FOR THE LARIAT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR! CHRIS DOESN’T CATCH HIMSELF WITH THE USE OF THE ROPES AS HE FLIES OFF THE APRON! HE’S OUT! HE’S OUT!
WWEFan: HOLD UP, PIERRE! LOOK AT THIS! BIG MIKE CATCHES CHRIS ELITE FROM HITTING THE FLOOR AND HOLDS HIM UP! CHRIS ELITE ISN’T ELIMINATED! HE’S STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH! BIG MIKE CRADLING CHRIS IN HIS ARMS WHEN HE SETS HIM ONTO THE APRON WHEN CHRIS CONTINUES TO SEE NOBI CELEBRATING THAT ELIMINATION! Nobi turns around WHEN CHRIS LEAPS ON THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS A DRAGON FIST RIGHT INTO THE MOUTH OF NOBI! Nobi collapses to the mat when Chris Elite lands on his feet GRABBED FROM BEHIND BY FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD!
Stew-O: BACK ELBOW STRIKE! CHRIS ELITE FORCES FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD BACK WHEN HE JUMPS IN THE AIR FOR THE ELITE CUTTER! JUMPING CUTTER DROPS FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS! CHRIS ELITE IS ON FIRE HERE TONIGHT, GUYS! He stands on his feet and starts to feel the energy of the crowd RIGHT BEFORE HE’S TURNED INSIDE OUT BY THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL, COURTESY OF THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL! POP HAS JUST LAID IT INTO CHRIS ELITE AND HAS NOW BEEN LEFT STANDING TO FIGURE OUT WHO WILL BE THE MAN HE ELIMINATES!
Pierre: The camera pans over to show both TLA and Jon McAdams FIGHTING ON THE RING APRON TO DECIDE WHO WILL BE ABLE TO STAY IN THIS MATCH! BOTH MEN HAD TOSSED EACH OTHER PREVIOUSLY OVER THE TOP ROPE, SO NOW THEY ARE BOTH IN JEOPARDY OF BEING ELIMINATED! TLA FIRING STIFF ELBOW STRIKES INTO JON IN HOPES OF BEING THE MAN ON TOP, BUT JON FIRES BACK WITH A HUGE HEADBUTT TO THE DOME OF TLA THAT NEARLY CAUSES HIM TO COLLAPSE JUST FROM THAT! YOU CAN SEE BLOOD START TO FORM ON THE HEAD OF JON AS HE’S BEEN BREAKING SKULLS ALL NIGHT!
Stew-O: Jon starts to take a few steps back and he cannot be thinking of doing this BUT HE IS AS HE RUNS AND JUMPS IN THE AIR FOR A HEAD TRAUMA ON THE APRON TO PUT TLA DOWN AND OUT! WHAT’S THIS? TLA HOLDS JON HIGH IN THE AIR ON HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE HE TURNS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! POWERBOMB! TLA DROPS JON TO THE FLOOR WITH THE POWERBOMB AND ELIMINATES HIM FROM THE MATCH!
Ring Announcer: Jon McAdams is eliminated!
Pierre: Another elimination has been made WITH THE TIMER ONCE AGAIN GOING OFF AND CALLING ANOTHER PERSON INTO THE MATCH! THIS IS GOING LIKE CLOCKWORK IT SEEMS LIKE!
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(“The World” (English Cover) by Jonathan Young hits the speakers and out rushes Elijah Stewart to join the fray!)
WWEFan: FINALLY! A VOLTAGE PARTICIPANT HAS BEEN INTRODUCED INTO THE MATCH! ELIJAH STEWART HAS ARRIVED INTO THE MATCH AT NUMBER SEVENTEEN! Elijah slides into the ring and makes a target right out of Prince of Phenomenal RUSHING IN FOR THE BIG BOOT INTO HIM! POP DUCKS UNDER IT AND HOOKS HIM FROM BEHIND TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX! ELIJAH WHIFFING THAT START INTO THIS MATCH AS HE WAS JUST THROWN LIKE A RAG DOLL! POP stands back up to his feet and looks around at the sea of bodies around him before he locks eyes with Nobi attempts to stand on his feet ONLY FOR POP TO THROW HIM INTO THE ROPES!
Stew-O: Nobi doesn’t go over the top rope, however, but he goes through the middle and catches himself ONLY TO RETURN WITH THE JAWBREAKER LARIAT! NOBI HAS JUST DROPPED A HALL OF FAMER WITH HIS SIGNATURE LARIAT! NOBI IS ECSTATIC AND THRILLED ABOUT THIS AS HE STARTS TO LIFT HIM UP TO HIS FEET BUT FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND AND TOSSES NOBI OVER THE TOP ROPE! NOBI CATCHES HIMSELF! FINNEGAN NOTICES THIS AND STEPS BACK BEFORE RETURNING TO NOBI TO PUT HIM OUT! NOBLE LANCER! SINGLE LEG DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF NOBI AS HE COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Nobi has been eliminated!
Pierre: FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD HAS JUST EARNED HIMSELF AN ELIMINATION IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE! He stands there celebrating about his victory BUT WATCH OUT! NASIR MOORE RUSHES IN AND TIPS FINNEGAN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR! IT’S OVER FOR THE KNIGHTS OF THE DAWNING!
Ring Announcer: Finnegan Wakefield has been eliminated!
WWEFan: I think Finnegan just took too much time celebrating that elimination of his, causing Nasir to pick up his third elimination in this match tonight, tying TLA for the most of the night! This is a bit of a surprise considering that he’s been an underdog in this match! Nasir doesn’t dwell on the elimination too long after seeing what it did to Finnegan and turns around RIGHT INTO A KICK TO THE STOMACH BY ELIJAH STEWART AS HE HOOKS HIS ARMS IN FOR THE CHAOS BREAKER! SNAP DOUBLE-ARM DDT! HE SPIKES NASIR ON HIS HEAD AND STANDS BACK TO HIS FEET TO START KICKING HIM IN THE RIBS! He drags Nasir up THROWING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT HE LANDS ON THE RING APRON! ELIJAH STARTS TO KICK NASIR IN THE RIBS WHEN THE TIMER STARTS TO COUNTDOWN TO ANOTHER ENTRY!
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(“Burn In My Light” by Mercy Drive hits the speakers as Rex McAllister runs out to the stage to make his sprint down to the ring.)
Stew-O: THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION HAS MADE IT INTO THE MATCH! HE’S IN THE MATCH AND JUMPS ON THE APRON BEFORE HE LEAPS IN THE AIR FOR THE SPRINGBOARD MISSILE DROPKICK ON CHRIS ELITE JUST RECOVERING FROM THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL BY PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL! CHRIS ELITE DUCKS THE DROPKICK AND TURNS AROUND TO STRIKE WITH BOX OFFICE SMASH INTO REX WHEN HE FACES HIM!
Pierre: REX MCALLISTER SAW IT COMING AND GRABS HIS LEG BEFORE HE THROWS IT DOWN AND HOOKS HIM BY THE NECK! HE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND RUNS ON THEM BEFORE HE TWIST AROUND TO SPIKE CHRIS ON HIS HEAD FOR THE REX EFFECT! TWISTING EVEN FLOW DDT RIGHT INTO THE CENTER OF THE CANVAS! Rex is on his feet and takes it all in to feel the emotion of the crowd before he turns around LOCKED EYE-TO-EYE WITH PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL! A HALL OF FAMER AND FORMER NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION HIMSELF STANDING ACROSS THE RING WITH THE CURRENT EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION! WHAT A MOMENT!
WWEFan: This is a glorious moment right here between these two BUT IT’S SULLIED WHEN WE SEE TLA JUMP IN FROM BEHIND POP WITH YOU’RE DONE AND THE PIZZA BOY WITH A REVERSE HURRICANRANA ON HIM! THESE MEN WAITED FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT TO PICK THEIR SPOTS AND THEY DID JUST THAT HERE TONIGHT IN THIS MATCH! Pizza Boy stands back to his feet and runs into the ropes JUMPING ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AS HE GOES FOR THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT INTO REX!
Stew-O: NO! REX MCALLISTER LIFTS HIS KNEES UP IN TIME AND PIZZA BOY DROPS RIGHT ON HIS CHEST WITH THEM! TLA is having a bit more luck with Prince of Phenomenal AS HE WAS ABLE TO THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT HE LANDED ON THE APRON AND IS NOW TRYING TO SHOVE HIM OFF! HOWEVER, POP IS FIGHTING BACK WITH HARD RIGHTS INTO TLA TO FIGHT HIM BACK WITH EVERYTHING THAT HE CAN! THE CAMERA RETURNS TO REX TO SHOW THAT HE THROWS PIZZA BOY INTO THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER! REX STARTS TO RALLY HIMSELF BEFORE HE SPRINTS IN FOR THE CORNER DROPKICK!
Pierre: BIG BOOT! PIZZA BOY NAILS REX MCALLISTER WITH THE BOOT WITH HIM TEETERING BACK WHILE HOLDING HIS FACE! HE CLIMBS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE AND STARTS TO MOTION TOWARDS THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION! PIZZA BOY LEAPS FOR THE BLOCKBUSTER! REX CATCHES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS IN MUCH SHOCK TO THE FANS BEFORE HE TOTES HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! FIREMAN’S CARRY DRIVER! HE DROPS PIZZA BOY RIGHT ON HIS SPINE WITH THAT ONE AND AFTER THAT, THE TIMER KICKS UP AGAIN FOR A NEW ENTRY!
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(“Emperor’s New Clothes” by Panic At The Disco! erupts when we see Aren Mstislav come out and enter into the match before he makes his way to the ring.)
WWEFan: ANOTHER VOLTAGE ENTRY INTO THE MATCH WHEN WE HAVE AREN MSTISLAV COMING INTO THE MATCH! A FORMER EAW CHAMPION NOW HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO HEADLINE PAIN FOR PRIDE X FOR A CHANCE TO GET THAT CHAMPIONSHIP BACK! AREN SLIDES INTO THE RING AND INSTANTLY TARGETS ELIJAH STEWART AS HE’S STILL TRYING TO GET NASIR MOORE ELIMINATED! A STIFF KICK FROM AREN TO THE HAMSTRING OF ELIJAH TO CAUSE HIM TO BACK OFF!
Stew-O: Aren Mstislav helps Nasir Moore up to his feet and nods his head over to Elijah Stewart AS WE CAN SEE A LITTLE REUNION OF THE NAS AND MSTISLAV CONNECTION RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES! NASIR RUSHES TO ELIJAH AND LEAPS IN THE AIR TO SLAM HIS FIST INTO HIS MOUTH WITH THE RASENGAN! SUPERMAN PUNCH RIGHT INTO ELIJAH THAT LEAVES HIM STUMBLING ON HIS LEGS BACK INTO THE ROPES WHEN AREN RUSHES IN WITH THE LARIAT TO TOSS ELIJAH AND HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Pierre: BOTH MEN LAND ON THE APRON AND NASIR MOORE WATCHES THEM RISE TO THEIR FEET! HE SPRINTS IN FOR THE ETHER TO ELIMINATE ELIJAH JUST LIKE HE DID MAK EARLIER IN THIS MATCH! THE RUNNING BIG BOOT! SHOCK AND AWE! HE’S BEEN KNOCKED OUT COLD FROM THAT ETHER AND DROPPED OUTSIDE TO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Aren Mstislav has been eliminated!
WWEFan: I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES! WHAT A TWIST! NASIR MOORE HAS JUST ELIMINATED AREN MSTISLAV FROM THE GRAND RAMPAGE ON ACCIDENT AS HE INTENDED THAT ETHER FOR ELIJAH STEWART, WHO DUCKED OUT OF THE WAY AND ROLLED BACK INTO THE RING! Elijah stands back on his feet and starts to laugh maniacally about this elimination BUT NASIR TURNS AROUND WITH FURY IN HIS EYES TOWARDS HIM! NASIR RUSHES IN AND DROPS ELIJAH TO THE CANVAS WITH THE LOU THESZ PRESS BEFORE HE STARTS DRIVING ELBOWS AND PUNCHES INTO HIM! NASIR IS JUST GOING OFF ON HIS VOLTAGE BROTHER!
Stew-O: The camera pans over to TLA and Prince of Phenomenal WITH TLA HOOKING POP IN FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROYER! NO! POP FLIPS HIM OFF OF HIM, BUT TLA LANDS RIGHT ON HIS FEET! POP TURNS AROUND WHEN HE’S STRUCK WITH THE PELE KICK! GOD’S SON! THE ANKLE LOCK! POP HAS TLA LOCKED IN THE ANKLE LOCK AND WON’T LET HIM GO! THE TIMER HAS APPEARED ON THE TITANTRON AND WE ARE ON TO THE TWENTIETH ENTRY HERE IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE!
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(“You Are The Wilderness” by Voxhaul Broadcast blasts from the speakers when we see Matt Ryder walk out onto the stage and start taking in the cheers of the fans.)
Pierre: MATT RYDER HAS DRAWN THE NUMBER TWENTY SPOT IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE! HE JOINS EIGHT OTHER PEOPLE IN THE RING ON HIS QUEST TO HEADLINE PAIN FOR PRIDE X TO POTENTIALLY WIN A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! Matt rolls into the ring and stands on his feet WATCHING CHRIS ELITE START TO STAND UP ON HIS FEET WHEN WE SEE HIM LOOKING TO HIT THE LONG ISLAND LIFETIME ON HIM! WAIT! REX GRABS MATT FROM BEHIND AND LOOKS TO LAUNCH HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR!
WWEFan: NOT SO FAST! THE VETERAN INSTINCT OF MATT RYDER KICKS IN AS HE SPINS OUT AND TOSSES REX OVER THE TOP ROPE! THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE AND SURVIVES BEING ELIMINATED! Matt backs up toward the corner and starts getting the fans behind him RUSHING IN FOR THE BROSKI BOOT! REX PULLS HIS LEG IN AND STRADDLES MATT RYDER ON THE TOP ROPE! WHAT IS REX MCALLISTER DOING?
Stew-O: The National Elite Champion turns around and starts to climb on the top rope, looking straight at Matt Ryder as he hangs on the top rope, the crowd filling with anticipation WHEN HE LEAPS TO RYDER! DIVING HURRICANRANA OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR! OH GOD! MATT RYDER SPIKED HIS HEAD ON THE FLOOR AND BENDS HIS NECK IN A MANNER THAT’S NOT NATURAL! I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE DONE SOMETHING ON THE FALL THERE!
Ring Announcer: Matt Ryder has been eliminated!
Pierre: Matt Ryder hasn’t moved an inch since being thrown outside to the floor and we now have ringside doctors running out to assist with a stretcher in hand as the cameras turn over to the match at hand! Prince of Phenomenal still has TLA locked into the God’s Son ankle lock as TLA is just crawling around the ring to try and find an escape BEFORE HE CRAWLS TO THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT THERE’S NO ROPE BREAKS IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE! HOWEVER, TLA’S NOT USING THE ROPES FOR THAT! HE ROLLS THROUGH AND FLINGS POP OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE APRON!
WWEFan: Prince of Phenomenal starts to pick himself up from the apron with the ropes while TLA holds his leg from the God’s Son ankle lock as POP stands on his feet BEFORE HE’S BLASTED BY THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION WITH THE YAKUZA KICK! POP HAS BEEN SENT OFF OF THE APRON AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Prince of Phenomenal has been eliminated!
Stew-O: PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE GRAND RAMPAGE AND RIGHT WHEN THAT HAPPENS, THE TIMER GOES DOWN TO SIGNAL THE ENTRANCE OF THE NEXT PERSON!
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( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3rqEmMyx9A plays on the titantron… )
(A man drops down from the rafters and lands on the stage when the titantron reveals the name… DIAMOND CAGE!)
Pierre: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! DIAMOND CAGE HAS RETURNED TO ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING! HE’S BACK AND HAS BEEN INSERTED IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE! HE SLIDES HIS WAY INTO THE RING AND IS MET WITH THE AWE-STRICKEN GLANCES OF THE PEOPLE IN THE RING! FINALLY SOMEONE RUSHES DIAMOND CAGE IN REX MCALLISTER FOR THE SUPERKICK! HE STEPS OUT OF THE WAY WITH REX TURNING INTO A SERIES OF BACKHAND SLAPS BEFORE NAILING A HUGE LARIAT! DIAMOND SAINT SPECIAL!
WWEFan: DIAMOND CAGE STANDS BACK UP TO HIS FEET WHEN NASIR MOORE STARTS TO FIGHT WITH HIM BY ASSAULTING HIM FROM BEHIND! NASIR THROWS HIM INTO THE ROPES AND WAITS FOR HIM ON THE WAY BACK! ROLLING ELBOW! DC JUST STRIKES WITH A STIFF ELBOW STRIKE TO SEND HIM TO THE FLOOR! THIS OPENS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR ELIJAH STEWART TO GO IN AND TAKE ON NASIR WHILE HE’S DOWN! DC turns his attention over to The Pizza Boy, who’s not intimidated by the new image that Cage has, as he walks towards him with a bold look on his face, turning back BEFORE STRIKING HIM ACROSS THE FACE TO FIRE HIM UP!
Stew-O: ELBOW STRIKE! DIAMOND CAGE ISN’T GOING TO DO THIS WITHOUT A FIGHT! BOTH HIM AND PIZZA BOY GO TO A BRAWL WHILE THE ATTENTION IS TURNED OVER TO ELIJAH STEWART WHO LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO ELIMINATE NASIR MOORE FROM THE MATCH BY TIPPING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE NEAR THE TURNBUCKLE! WAIT! NASIR USES HIS LEGS TO GRAB ELIJAH AND PULLS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Elijah Stewart has been eliminated!
Pierre: BOTH OF HIS FEET TOUCH THE FLOOR AND NASIR MOORE HAS GAINED ANOTHER ELIMINATION BY TAKING OUT ELIJAH FROM THE MATCH IN HONOR OF HIS FALLEN FRIEND! Nasir starts to make his way back to his feet and nods his head WHEN CHRIS ELITE MAKES HIS WAY IN FOR A BOX OFFICE SMASH RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF NASIR! NASIR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED RIGHT HERE AND NOW AS HIS GRIP IS RELEASED FROM THE TOP ROPE!
WWEFan: Yeah… BECAUSE HE’S DODGING THE SUPERKICK, YOU IDIOT! It’s a wonder why Showdown is praised with people like you representing them! Chris Elite wildly misses the superkick and causes Nasir to pull him over the top rope onto the apron HOOKING HIS NECK WITH HIS ARM BEFORE HE LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR! BRAINBUSTER! NASIR SPIKES ELITE’S HEAD RIGHT ONTO THE APRON AND CAUSES ELITE TO COLLAPSE DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Chris Elite has been eliminated!
Stew-O: Chris Elite has met his end in this match BUT ANOTHER BEGINNING WILL START AS WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE A NEW PERSON ENTER THE COLISEUM HERE TONIGHT!
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(“Pain” by CFO$ blasts from the speakers when Lucas Johnson marches onto the stage and down the ramp, much to the disappointment of the crowd, as he jogs to the ring.)
Pierre: THE NEW BREED CHAMPION HAS ENTERED THE GRAND RAMPAGE! THE MAN THAT’S ALL ABOUT DOMINATION AND BEING A CHAMPION HERE IN THIS INDUSTRY WILL NOW BE A PART OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE! Lucas climbs up the apron to enter the ring MEETING REX MCALLISTER AND STARTING TO STRIKE BLOWS WITH HIM IN RING WITH A FURIOUS AMOUNT OF STRIKES! REX IS UNABLE TO COMBAT THESE STRIKES AFTER FALLING VICTIM TO A DIAMOND SAINT SPECIAL BY DIAMOND CAGE EARLIER! Lucas continues his assault before he hooks by his stomach RIGHT BEFORE HE LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR FOR THE GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IS SHOWING RIGHT HERE AND THERE’S ONLY ONE CHAMPION THAT MATTERS IN THIS MATCH, BUT HE SHOULD KNOW HE’S SECOND-CLASS COMPARED TO SHOWDOWN!
WWEFan: Lucas Johnson drops down and holds Rex McAllister by his head while he lifts him up CONTINUING HIS FIGHT WITH HIM BEFORE THE CAMERA PANS OVER TO DIAMOND CAGE AND THE PIZZA BOY STILL BRAWLING AMONG ONE ANOTHER IN THE CORNER! DC CONTINUES DRIVING PUNCHES STRAIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF PIZZA BOY BEFORE HE GRABS HIM BY THE ARM TO THROW HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE ROPES! CAGE RUSHES IN BEHIND HIM WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! JUMPING CORNER SPLASH! HE SPLASHES RIGHT INTO PIZZA BOY IN A MANNER THAT NEARLY TAKES THE AIR RIGHT OUT OF HIS LUNGS BEFORE HE HOOKS UNDER HIM TO START TRYING TO THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE FOR THE ELIMINATION! CAN PIZZA BOY BE ABLE TO HOLD ON AND SURVIVE?
Stew-O: YES! THE PIZZA BOY HOLDS ON TIGHT ON THE TOP ROPE BEFORE HE CONTINUES TO KICK BACK LIKE A MULE TO TRY AND FIGHT DIAMOND CAGE OFF, BUT DC IS RELENTLESS IN HIS PURSUIT TO HEADLINE PAIN FOR PRIDE! OUR CAMERAS TAKE US AWAY FROM DC AND PIZZA BOY BATTLING IT OUT, WHERE WE ARE MET WITH NASIR MOORE AND TLA GOING AT IT BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM, AS MASSIVE BOMBS ARE THROWN BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM! TLA TAKES ADVANTAGE AND STRIKES WITH THE STIFF ELBOW BEFORE HE THROWS HIM UP IN THE AIR FOR THE VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT!
Pierre: JUMPMAN DROPKICK! NASIR MOORE LANDS THE DROPKICK AND SENDS TLA FLYING BACK FROM THE FORCE OF IT! EVERYONE NOW IS SIMPLY FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL, BUT IT’S NOW TIME FOR ANOTHER ENTRY INTO THE MATCH TO CAUSE A SHAKEUP IN THIS EXTRAORDINARY MATCH!
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(“Right Between The Eyes” by Crobot echoes throughout the arena when the intense Lars Grier walks down the ramp to join the participants in the ring.)
WWEFan: LARS GRIER HAS DRAWN NUMBER TWENTY-THREE AND IS ENTERING THE GRAND RAMPAGE! A MAN OF SUCH INTENSITY AND NOW, HE’S LOOKING TO UNLEASH IT ON THE ENTIRE COLLECTION OF STARS THAT ARE IN THE MATCH! Lars walks up the steps and enters the ring when he notices both Nasir and TLA in front of him RUSHING IN TO DROP THEM BOTH WITH A DOUBLE LARIAT! THE BEAST OF A MAN HAS JUST STEAMROLLED OVER THOSE TWO BEFORE HE BENDS OVER AND GRABS TLA TO BRING UP TO HIS FEET! LARS WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HIS WAIST BEFORE HE LIFTS TLA UP IN THE AIR! EYE OF GRIER!
Stew-O: AN ELECTRIC CHAIR GERMAN SUPLEX FROM LARS GRIER! PURE STRENGTH AND DOMINATION HAS JUST BEEN PUT ON DISPLAY FOR EVERYONE! Lars rolls back up to his feet WHEN LUCAS JOHNSON JUMPS IN AND STRIKES WITH FURY INTO HIM WITH CHOPS AND ELBOW STRIKES! HEADBUTT! LARS BANGS HIS HEAD AGAINST LUCAS WITH THE HEADBUTT BEFORE HE THROWS LUCAS ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! HE MARCHES AROUND THE RING AS A DISPLAY OF STRENGTH BEFORE HE RUNS TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! DEMOLITION DROP! LARS HAS JUST DRIVEN THE NEW BREED CHAMPION RIGHT DOWN INTO THE CANVAS WITH THAT ONE! LARS IS HOLDING NOTHING BACK IN THIS MATCH!
Pierre: THAT’S WHAT SHOWDOWN BRINGS TO THE BIG ONES, BABY! LARS GRIER IS SHOWING THE WORLD WHY HE’S GOING TO WIN IT ALL! Lars pushes himself back to his feet WHEN THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION LEAPS IN WITH A KNEE STRIKE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF LARS! LARS WASN’T EXPECTING A SHOT LIKE THAT AS HE STUMBLE BACK FROM THE BLOW! REX HAS AN OPENING RIGHT HERE WHEN HE RUSHES IN FOR A RUNNING DROPKICK TO FORCE LARS BACK INTO THE CORNER! THE BIG MAN IS FORCED INTO THE DEFENSIVE WITH REX MCALLISTER SHOWING THAT CHAMPIONSHIP TECHNIQUE OF HIS!
WWEFan: Rex McAllister walks over to Lars Grier, who’s leaning on the turnbuckle, when Rex starts to climb on the middle rope REIGNING DOWN WITH ELBOW SHOTS INTO LARS! The camera spins around to show Diamond Cage and The Pizza Boy still fighting among themselves! Pizza Boy continues to fight with the elbow strikes BUT DC IS ABLE TO LAND A STIFF KNEE INTO HIS STOMACH AND HOOK HIM IN BY HIS HEAD! HE LIFTS HIM UP IN THE AIR FOR THE MERCY RULE! PIZZA BOY WITH A KNEE TO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AND DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS WHEN HE HOOKS HIM IN FOR THE LAST SLICE! NO! DC SHOVES PIZZA BOY TOWARDS THE ROPES AS HE GOES BARRELING OVER THE TOP ROPE! THE TIMER HAS STARTED AND WILL PIZZA BOY BE ABLE TO CONTINUE IN THE MATCH?
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
(“Till I Collapse” by Eminem plays on the speakers when Mike Showman walks out to the stage with a PwC shirt on as he rushes his way down the ramp.)
Stew-O: MIKE SHOWMAN IS THE NEXT ENTRANT IN THE MATCH, REPRESENTING VOLTAGE AND PwC, WHEN HE ENTERS THE RING! A GREAT NUMBER FOR THE YOUNG TALENT, SO LET’S SEE IF HE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT! Mike Showman enters the ring and goes after Lucas Johnson WHILE WE LOOK TO MAKE SURE IF THE PIZZA BOY WAS ELIMINATED! HE… HE… HE’S STILL IN THIS! HE’S COMING UP FROM THE APRON AND HAS SURVIVED! DC IS FURIOUS ABOUT THIS AND STARTS TO TRY AND FORCE HIM OUT WHILE HE RETURN OVER TO MIKE SHOWMAN! HEADLINE GRABBER! SHOWMAN JUST KNOCKED THE LIGHTS OUT OF LUCAS JOHNSON WITH THAT ROLLING ELBOW SMASH RIGHT THERE!
Pierre: LUCAS JOHNSON STUMBLES AROUND THE RING FROM THE SHOT WHEN MIKE SHOWMAN HOOKS HIS ARM FROM BEHIND AND PULLS IT LIKE A RIPCHORD! MONEY MAKER! THE RIPCHORD RIGHT HAND STRIKE TO THE JAW JUST NAILED LUCAS IN HIS MONEY MAKER! YOU COULD EVEN SEE THE SPIT FLY RIGHT OUT OF HIS MOUTH! MIKE SHOWMAN LOOKING TO MAKE A STATEMENT AGAINST THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION! MIKE SHOWMAN LOOKS TO CONTINUE HIS ADVANCES AGAINST LUCAS JOHNSON AND HOOKS HIM IN BY HIS ARMS FOR THE DRAGON SICKNESS TO FINISH HIM OFF! SUPERKICK!
WWEFan: TLA RUSHES IN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SUPERKICK FLUSH ON THE CHIN OF MIKE SHOWMAN AS HE REELS BACK INTO THE ROPES! Lucas collapses onto the floor when TLA GOES IN FOR THE DROPKICK TO SEND MIKE OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR! NO! MIKE DROPS DOWN TO THE APRON AND WISELY ROLLS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE TLA CAN EVEN STAND ON HIS FEET! The camera turns over Lucas Johnson that starts to pick himself back up to his feet from the assault from Mike Showman BUT NASIR MOORE GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND AND HOOKS UNDER HIM BY HIS LEG! IS HE? INVERTED EXPLODER SUPLEX!
Stew-O: NASIR MOORE USES ALL OF HIS STRENGTH TO THROW THE NEW BREED CHAMPION BACK WITH THE INVERTED EXPLODER SUPLEX! Nasir brings himself back up to his feet and watches Lucas attempt to bring himself back up while holding his chest RUNNING IN FOR THE RASENGAN! WHAT’S THIS? LUCAS JUST CAUGHT NASIR ON THE JUMP ON HIS SHOULDER AND HAS HIM IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION! FIREMAN’S CARRY FACEBUSTER! LUCAS SPINS NASIR ON HIS SHOULDERS TO SPIKE HIS HEAD RIGHT DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH THAT ONE! I THINK NASIR COULD BE KNOCKED RIGHT OUT FROM THAT ONE! Lucas starts to bring Nasir up to his feet WHEN THE CLOCK STARTS TO GO DOWN TO SIGNAL A NEW ARRIVAL INTO THE MATCH!
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
(“King of the World” by Porcelain and the Tramps when the crowd explodes in cheers when the stunning Heart Break Gal walks out to the stage with a massive smile on her face before she walks to the ring.)
Pierre: IT’S THE HEART BREAK GAL! THIS MARKS THE SECOND TIME THAT HBG HAS ENTERED INTO THIS MATCH AND WILL NOW ATTEMPT TO MAKE THIS CHANCE BETTER THAN HER LAST ATTEMPT! HBG enters into the ring and RESIGNING HERSELF TO A TURNBUCKLE CORNER AS SHE WATCHES ALL OF THE OTHER ELITIST FIGHTING AMONG THEMSELVES! She’s playing this match smart as she doesn’t want her dreams to be dashed almost instantly in this match! With that said, we return to see Lucas Johnson grab Nasir Moore by the throat LIFTING HIM UP HIGH IN THE AIR WHEN HE LOOKS OVER TO THE ROPES! HE SPRINTS IN! CHOKESLAM OVER THE TOP ROPE AS HE LAUNCHES NASIR TO THE FLOOR TO ELIMINATE HIM FROM THE MATCH!
WWEFan: WHAT’S THIS? NASIR MOORE RESURRECTS FROM BEING DROPPED ON HIS HEAD AND GRABS LUCAS JOHNSON BY THE ARM, HOOKING HIM INTO A CROSS ARMBREAKER, WITH THE NEW BREED CHAMPION’S ARM DRAPED RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE! LUCAS HOWLS IN PAIN WITH HIS ARM TRAPPED ON THAT TOP ROPE! HE TRIES TO ESCAPE AND PULL HIMSELF OUT, FINALLY STRIKING WITH KICKS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, FORCING NASIR TO RELEASE HIM FROM THE HOLD! Nasir starts to pick himself up when Lucas reels back, holding his arm from the cross armbreaker, when Nasir enters back into the ring! Lucas turns to him AND GOES FOR THE LARIAT TO TOSS NASIR OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR TO ELIMINATE HIM!
Stew-O: WAIT! NASIR GRABS LUCAS BY THE NECK AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! Lucas’ only saving grace was that apron and it keeps him in this match, gripping on the middle rope with all of his strength, when he climbs up to his feet ONLY FOR NASIR TO LEAP FROM THE TURNBUCKLE TO THE FACE OF LUCAS WITH THE TRIANGLE DROPKICK! NASIR LANDS IT AND LUCAS FLIES OUT TO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Lucas Johnson has been eliminated!
Pierre: PUT ANOTHER ELIMINATION TO NASIR MOORE AS THAT MARKS HIS SEVENTH ELIMINATION IN THIS MATCH! ASTOUNDING PERFORMANCE BY THE MAN THAT WAS MARKED AS THE UNDERDOG IN THIS MATCH! Nasir turns around STRUCK WITH A SUPERKICK! TRAMP STAMP BY HEART BREAK GAL OUT OF NOWHERE! HBG JUST GETS ALL HYPED UP FROM THE FACT THAT SHE HIT THAT SUPERKICK STRAIGHT INTO NASIR! She turns around and she goes to the turnbuckle corner CALLING TO NASIR TO STAND ON HIS FEET FOR THE EVISCERATION! HOLD UP! THE TIMER IS GOING DOWN AND HBG TURNS HER HEAD TO THE STAGE TO SEE WHO WOULD BE COMING DOWN THE RAMP TO JOIN THE HECTIC MAYHEM OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE!
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
(“Burn The City” by No Resolve hits the speakers when the very confident and brazen Nathan Fiora walks out to the stage and exudes that confidence with his actions before walks down the ramp.)
WWEFan: NATHAN FIORA IS HERE! HE’S MAKING IT KNOWN THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE HIS MATCH TO WIN AND WITH THE NUMBER HE’S DRAWN, THAT COULD BE A VERY GOOD POSSIBILITY! HE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND IS MET WITH THE SPIRITED ELBOWS OF THE HEART BREAK GAL TO COMBAT HIM! SHE ISN’T GOING TO LET ANYONE STAND IN HER WAY FROM WINNING THIS AND CERTAINLY NOT THIS MAN! HBG FINALLY TAKES A STEP BACK AND GETS A SPRINT IN FOR THE JUMPING DDT TO SPIKE NATHAN’S HEAD DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: HOLD UP! NATHAN FIORA THROWS HEART BREAK GAL OFF OF HER DOWN TO THE FLOOR BEFORE HE RESPONDS WITH A HIGH KNEE STRAIGHT TO HER FACE! HBG COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR WITH NATHAN FIORA CROUCHING DOWN OVER HER AND BEGINS TO STRIKE WITH PUNCHES TO KEEP HER THERE! The camera turns over to Rex McAllister and Lars Grier, who have still been fighting between the two of them for an elimination, with Rex still in control with sharp kicks being placed into Lars’ chest!
Pierre: The National Elite Champion sees a clearing behind him with the mass amount of bodies AS HE RUSHES BACK TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING BEFORE HE EYES HIS OPPONENT! HE SPRINTS FORWARD WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM WITH EVIL INTENTIONS IN HIS EYES! CORNER DROPKICK! BUTCHER’S KNEE! RUNNING KNEE LIFT FROM LARS THAT FLOORS THE CHAMPION! Lars bends down to grab Rex to bring him to his feet BUT IS MET WITH A LOW DROPKICK FROM THE PIZZA BOY! PIZZA BOY WAS ABLE TO FIND SOME WAY TO BE ABLE TO GET AWAY FROM DIAMOND CAGE AND HAS NOW STRUCK AGAINST LARS!
WWEFan: Lars Grier was blindsided by the dropkick as he starts to reel back into the ropes WHEN PIZZA BOY CHARGES IN FOR THE LARIAT TO DIP HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE FLOOR! HE HITS IT! HOWEVER, LARS IS ABLE TO STAND HIS GROUND! PIZZA BOY RUNS BACK AND CHARGES AGAIN FOR THE RUNNING FOREARM STRIKE THIS TIME! LARS CATCHES HIM AND THROWS HIM UP TO LAUNCH HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! NO! PIZZA BOY HOOKS HIS LEGS AROUND HIS HEAD AND PULLS HIS BODY WEIGHT DOWN TO BRING LARS WITH HIM! THEY BOTH DIP OUT AND LARS COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Lars Grier has been eliminated!
Stew-O: ANOTHER SHOWDOWN PARTICIPANT OUT OF THE MIX, GIVING DYNASTY HOPE TO POTENTIALLY TAKE IT ALL THE WAY, BUT PIZZA BOY WAS ABLE TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM ELIMINATION BY LANDING HARD ON THE APRON! Lars starts to get furious and tries to snatch Pizza Boy off the apron, but the referees interject when Pizza Boy rolls back into the ring WITH ANOTHER ENTRANT ABOUT TO ARRIVE TO THE RING!
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
(“The Mission” by Puscifer feat. Milla Jovovich plays throughout Camp Nou when we see Theron Nikolas and The Burned Man walking out to the ring, holding Tiberius IV on their shoulders with the civic crown on his head, as they chant “ALL HAIL THE KING” while the crowd chants “FUCK THE KING!”)
Pierre: THE KING OF ELITE AND THE MAN THAT COULD DEFINITELY BE THE FAVORITE FOR SHOWDOWN TO WIN THIS ENTIRE THING, TIBERIUS IV! Tiberius is carried into the ring by The King’s Guard members Theron Nikolas and The Burned Man, with Edgelord remaining out of the equation due to his championship match with Methuselah, when he’s dropped onto the apron! Tiberius removes his crown and hands it to his guard when he enters the ring WITH DIAMOND CAGE COMING STRAIGHT TOWARDS HIM WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!
WWEFan: THE KING OF THIEVES STEPS AWAY FROM THE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT WHEN DIAMOND CAGE FLINGS HIS ARM TO HIT NOTHING WITH TIBERIUS HOOKING HIM BY HIS NECK WHEN HE TURNS TO FACE HIM! SNAPMARE DRIVER! TIBERIUS SPIKES DC ON HIS HEAD AND STANDS BACK TO HIS FEET TO SCAN HIS SURROUNDING FOR THE NEXT PERSON TO FEEL THE WRATH OF THE KING! He notices Pizza Boy standing back to his feet after successfully eliminating Lars Grier from the match, when he clasps his hands together and start to feel the energy, as he starts to scream out for it!
Tiberius: KAAAAAMMMMMEEEE…. HAAAAMMMMMEEE…. HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Stew-O: THE PIZZA BOY HEARS THE VOICE OF TIBERIUS IV WHEN HE TURNS INTO THE DOUBLE PALM THRUST TO HIS CHEST! PIZZA BOY HAS BEEN BLASTED WITH THE KAMEHAMEHA WITH TIBERIUS LEAVING A SMILE ON HIS FACE TO WHAT HE HAS DONE! He starts to turn around RIGHT INTO A HEADLINE GRABBER! MIKE SHOWMAN BLASTING TIBERIUS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW SMASH! THIS IS A HUGE MOMENT FOR THE DOLLAR PRINCE AS HE COULD USURP A KING RIGHT NOW FROM THIS GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH!
Pierre: Mike Showman starts to take this moment in when he turns around to see TLA and Nasir Moore start to get back to their feet, staring right at the confident gentleman, who starts to exude so much confidence from talking trash towards the two men! You can see that TLA and Nasir aren’t really too keen on this BUT SHOWMAN IS READY TO TAKE TWO MORE FORMER CHAMPIONS DOWN WHEN HE SPRINTS TOWARDS THEM AND LEAPS IN THE AIR FOR A DOUBLE JUMPING DDT!
WWEFan: HOLD ON! TLA AND NASIR MOORE BOTH HAVE MIKE SHOWMAN UP IN THE AIR AND HOLDING HIM THERE! THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A GRAVE MISTAKE FROM SHOWMAN! BOTH MEN RUSH TO THE ROPES… AND THEY THROW MIKE SHOWMAN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR! GOODBYE TO THE SHOWMAN!
Ring Announcer: Mike Showman has been eliminated!
Stew-O: TLA and Nasir Moore start to shake their heads in agreement over the elimination of Mike Showman BUT IT DOESN’T TAKE LONG FOR PROBLEMS TO ARISE BECAUSE A NEW ENTRY IS ABOUT TO COME INTO THE MATCH!
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
(“Four Seasons Summer Presto” by Vivaldi is heard throughout the arena when Zack Crash walks out to the stage with his arms spread, screaming “WONDERFUL!” to the fans, as he starts to strike his hand calling “ERASE! ERASE! ERASE!” as the people start to follow through!)
Pierre: One of the men that has to be the strangest oddities in EAW at this time, BUT ZACK CRASH HAS ENTERED INTO THIS MATCH AT NUMBER TWENTY-EIGHT! THE FANS ARE EATING UP THIS “ERASE” MOTTO FROM CRASH, AS HE ROLLS INTO THE RING AND MEETS BOTH TLA AND NASIR THAT ARE STANDING THERE, WITH A CONFUSED LOOK ON THEIR FACES! The wild-eyed Crash is humming in delight as he watches the two men when TLA shrugs AND CHARGES STRAIGHT AFTER THE SHATTERED ONE HIMSELF WITH A LARIAT THAT COULD POTENTIALLY ELIMINATE HIM RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE!
WWEFan: ZACK CRASH ISN’T GOING TO GO DOWN THAT EASILY! HE GRABS TLA BY THE ARM AND SPINS AROUND WITH HIM TO HOOK HIM IN FOR THE CRASH COURSE! SPINNING UNPRETTIER INTO THE CANVAS! Crash shoots back up to his feet as he raises his hands in the air WITH THOSE STRANGE EYES OF HIS AND THAT WEIRD GROAN FROM HIM!
Zack Crash: WONDERFUL!
Stew-O: THE CROWD JOINS IN AND ZACK CRASH LOOKS TO FEAST UPON NASIR MOORE AS HE STARTS CHOMPING AT THE BIT! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! DIAMOND CAGE ISN’T HAVING ANY OF IT FROM CRASH! DC CAME IN LIKE A BAT OF HELL AND WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE FORMER CHAIRMAN THAT MADE HIS LIFE JUST THAT… HELL! DC PULLS CRASH UP TO HIS FEET AND HOOKS HIM IN AS NASIR ISN’T OBJECTING TO THE IDEA OF CRASH GETTING TAKEN OUT! MERCY RULE!
Pierre: DIAMOND CAGE DROPS ZACK CRASH ON HIS HEAD AND WHO KNOWS IF THAT MIGHT BRING BACK ANOTHER PIECE OF HIM OUT FROM THE IMPACT! DC stands back to his feet WHEN NASIR MOORE MEETS HIM WITH THE ELBOW STRIKE TO THE JAW! DC stumbles back for a bit BUT MEETS NASIR WITH THE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT ON HIS CHIN! NASIR AND DC ARE NOW BEGINNING TO BRAWL BETWEEN ONE ANOTHER TO IN A MAJOR FIGHT! BOTH MEN BRINGING EVERYTHING OUT FRONT AND CENTER WITH A SERIES OF ELBOWS AND UPPERCUTS!
WWEFan: DIAMOND CAGE IS ABLE TO TAKE THE CONTROL AND MEET HIM WITH NUMEROUS UPPERCUTS BEFORE HE HOOKS NASIR MOORE IN BY HIS NECK! A MERCY RULE COMING FOR NA– LOOK! THE TIMER IS COUNTING DOWN TO THE NEXT ARRIVAL! DC DROPS NASIR AND LOOKS TO THE STAGE TO SEE WHO WILL COME OUT IN THIS MATCH?
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
(“Bad Guy” by Eminem echoes throughout the arena with a shock and awe left for the crowd when we see Scott Oasis step through the curtain with a cold look on his face. He roars in the air as red pyro shoots out across the stage before we see Oasis walk down the ramp to enter the ring.)
Stew-O: HE’S BACK! ONE OF THE BIGGEST NAMES ON DYNASTY HAS RETURNED IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE! SCOTT OASIS HAS PLACED HIMSELF INTO THIS MATCH AND YOU CAN SEE DIAMOND CAGE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A SERIOUS LOOK ON HIS FACE! Scott Oasis climbs up the steps and enters himself into the ring WITH DIAMOND CAGE NOT WASTING ANY TIME TO TAKE ON THE ICEMAN WITH AN UPPERCUT! SCOTT THROWS HIM UP IN THE AIR! POP-UP POWERBOMB! THE SIGNATURE MOVE OF DESTRUCTION THAT THE ICEMAN HAS BECOME KNOWN FOR! HE LIFTS DIAMOND CAGE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER POWERBOMB TO DROP HIM ON! THAT SECOND POWERBOMB WAS VICIOUS AS I THINK MOST OF THAT LANDED ON DC’S NECK! OASIS DRAGS DC UP TO HIS FEET AND TURNS HIS ATTENTION OVER TO THE ROPES BEFORE HE RUSHES TOWARDS THEM, CHUCKING DC OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A RUNNING POWERBOMB, AS HE HITS THE FLOOR HARD WITH A SICKENING THUD!
Ring Announcer: Diamond Cage has been eliminated!
Pierre: The power that Scott Oasis is able to tap into has been well-documented even to his humble beginnings on Showdown, but just marveling at what he has just done to Diamond Cage to cost him a chance at the world championship, it makes me wish he was on Showdown right about now! Scott turns his eyes around WITH NATHAN FIORA COMING IN WITH THE INC. MARK RIGHT INTO HIS FACE TO TRY AND TIP HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! SCOTT GRABS THE FOOT AND LAUNCHES HIM ACROSS THE RING LIKE HE WAS NOTHING!
WWEFan: Nathan Fiora is flung back into the ropes and holds onto the top rope WHEN SCOTT OASIS LOOKS TO THROW HIM OUT WITH A MASSIVE LARIAT! WHAT’S THIS? BRICK CITY BOMB! NASIR MOORE CATCHES SCOTT OASIS TO USE ALL OF HIS STRENGTH TO BE ABLE TO DROP HIM WITH THE SPIN-OUT SITOUT POWERBOMB! THE ICEMAN HAS BEEN FLOORED! NASIR MOORE STANDS ON HIS FEET AND LOOKS AT NATHAN STILL ON THE ROPES! NASIR CHARGES IN WITH THE LARIAT! NATHAN TIPS OVER AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Nathan Fiora has been eliminated!
Stew-O: NASIR MOORE HAS MADE ANOTHER ELIMINATION IN THIS MATCH! Nasir holds onto the ropes while he watches the bitter reaction from Nathan Fiora with a smile on his face! EVERYONE LOOK TO THE SCREEN! THE TIMER IS CALL FOR THE FINAL ENTRY TO COME OUT! WE ALREADY KNOW WHO’S ABOUT TO MAKE THEIR APPEARANCE IN THIS MATCH THANKS TO SHOWDOWN!
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUUUZZZZZZZZZ!!!
(“Tempest” by Deftones blasts from the speakers when we see Ryan Marx rush out to the scene to make his way to the ring and enter the match.)
Pierre: YOU CAN THANK US BECAUSE RYAN MARX ENTERS NUMBER THIRTY IN THIS MATCH AND HE WILL BE LOOKING TO MAKE AN IMPACT IN THIS MATCH! HE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND STANDS RIGHT BEHIND NASIR AS HE REVELS IN THE ELIMINATION OF NATHAN WHEN MARX RAISES HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! MARX CARRIES HIM TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING WHEN HE GRIPS NASIR BY THE HEAD AND DROPS HIM! THE IVORY TOWER! RYAN DROPS NASIR BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER AND RYAN IS NOW FEELING THE ENERGY OF BEING IN MATCH OF THIS MAGNITUDE!
WWEFan: Ryan Marx takes this moment all in as he turns around RIGHT WHEN THE HEART BREAK GAL LEAPS IN THE AIR FOR THE EVISCERATION TO TAKE RYAN MARX OUT OF THIS MATCH! HOLD ON! RYAN HAS HBG STUCK IN THE AIR AND THIS DOESN’T BODE WELL FOR WHAT MANY CALL THE QUEEN OF EAW! RYAN RUSHES TOWARDS THE ROPES WITH HER IN HIS HANDS AND TOSSES HER RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: The Heart Break Gal has been eliminated!
Stew-O: THE FINAL EIGHT PEOPLE ARE UPON US! WHO WILL SURVIVE AND WALK OUT OF HERE WITH THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME AND HEADLINE THE BIGGEST PAIN FOR PRIDE IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF EAW! Ryan Marx sure seems to believe that this could be his night after the amazing elimination he just pulled off when as he turns to find his next victim ONLY TO BECOME ONE HIMSELF WHEN HE’S MET WITH A SWINGING REVERSE STO! WHAT ON EARTH? WHAT’S HE DOING HERE?
Pierre: IT’S… IT’S… IT’S ECLIPSE DIEMOS! HE JUST DROPPED RYAN MARX WITH THE MOTHER’S PRAYER WITH MALICIOUS INTENT AS A WRATHFUL GAZE IS CAST UPON EVERYONE IN THE RING! REX MCALLISTER RUSHES IN TO TRY AND TAKE DOWN THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION! GLASGOW SMILE! HE JUST RIPS THROUGH THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION AND LANDS A DISCUS LARIAT TO DROP HIM DOWN! ECLIPSE STANDS BACK TO HIS FEET WHEN HE SEES TLA START TO TURN HIS ATTENTION TO HIM!
WWEFan: ROOM 13! THE RUNNING BIG BOOT FROM ECLIPSE DIEMOS THAT DRIVES RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF TLA AS HE COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE FLOOR! IS HE THIS FURIOUS ABOUT FAILING TO RETAIN HIS CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST DRASTIK THAT HE HAS TO GO TO THIS EXTREME TO MAKE A STATEMENT AND REPAIR THE DAMAGE TO HIS EGO? Eclipse turns his attention over to see Tiberius IV and The Pizza Boy fighting in the corner WHEN HE RUSHES IN AND SQUEEZES THEM WITH THE CORNER SPLASH! TIBERIUS AND PIZZA BOY COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS FROM THE DESTRUCTION THEY ENDURED!
Stew-O: Eclipse Diemos has just decimated each person that he’s come in contact with WHEN NASIR MOORE JUMPS BEHIND ECLIPSE AND STARTS TO BEAT INTO HIM WITH A SERIES OF PUNCHES! ECLIPSE STRIKES WITH A STIFF BACK ELBOW BEFORE SWINGING AROUND FOR A SECOND GLASGOW SMILE! ECLIPSE DIEMOS HAS JUST LAID WASTE TO NASIR MOORE AS HE IS DROPPED DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITHOUT MUCH STRUGGLE! Eclipse has laid waste to pretty much every person in the Grand Rampage, and now he has his attention placed on another, as Zack Crash stands up and sees him!
Pierre: Zack Crash raises his arms to his sides and looks up to the skies with his eyes closed SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS FOR THE POWER OF THE SHATTERED-VERSE TO HELP HIM ERASE THE EVILDOER IN THE RING, SEEMINGLY TALKING ABOUT ECLIPSE, AS HE CONTINUES TO BE MEDITATING OR SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH THAT WEIRD GROAN OF HIS! ECLIPSE GOES TO GRAB HIM FOR THE MOTHER’S PRAYER… BUT IS TACKLED DOWN TO THE FLOOR BY SECURITY! A SWARM OF SECURITY HAS JUST RUSHED THE RING AND TAKEN THE FORMER CHAMPION DOWN AS YOU CAN HEAR HIM SCREAMING AND RAMBLING FOR THEM TO GET OFF OF HIM! EVEN OUR CHAIRMAN HRDO HAS JOINED AT RINGSIDE TO MAKE SURE THEY ESCORT ECLIPSE OUT OF HERE!
WWEFan: I’m shocked that Zack Crash was able to avoid being taken out like that… you never see him be able to tap into his powers like that! However, the security team is able to drag Eclipse outside of the ring BUT HE SHOVES THEM AWAY FROM HIM AND STARTS TO MAKE HIS WAY BACK INTO THE RING WHEN SECURITY STARTS TO DRAG HIM DOWN TO THE FLOOR AGAIN! ECLIPSE JUST STRIKES AND DROPS SECURITY MEMBER AFTER SECURITY MEMBER WHEN WE ACTUALLY START TO SEE HRDO TRY TO STEP IN AND SOLVE THINGS!
Stew-O: MOTHER’S PRAYER! ECLIPSE HAS JUST DROPPED HRDO ON HIS HEAD WITH THE SWINGING REVERSE STO! ECLIPSE HAS JUST TAKEN OUT OUR CHAIRMAN AND KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD! IF HE HASN’T BEFORE NOW, ECLIPSE HAS GONE LEGITIMATELY INSANE FROM LOSING HIS CHAMPIONSHIP TO DRASTIK! NOW YOU CAN SEE MORE SECURITY RUSHING TO THE SCENE FROM THE BACKSTAGE AREA TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO START DRAGGING ECLIPSE AWAY FROM THE RING WITH THE GRAND RAMPAGE CONTINUING! IF I KNOW HRDO AND WHO HE IS, THERE ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO BE SOME CONSEQUENCES FOR THOSE ACTIONS!
Pierre: Well, now we can get back to the match at hand and find out who will be headlining Pain for Pride X! Zack Crash is still standing as he stops his meditation and realizes that he’s remained safe! The “Shattered-verse” has saved him from being erased from this match as he starts to scan the ring to find out who shall be his first victim to be eliminated when he notices Nasir Moore AND LIFTS HIM UP TO HIS FEET AS HE TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO WHERE NASIR LANDS ON THE RING APRON!
WWEFan: ZACK CRASH IS TRIES TO SHOVE HIM OUT OF THE RING WITH HIS BOOT AND MAKE SURE THAT HE HAS ELIMINATED NASIR MOORE FROM THIS MATCH! HE’S SO CLOSE TO BEING ABLE TO ELI– ZACK CRASH IS HIT WITH A LARIAT FROM BEHIND AND HE’S BEEN TOSSED DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE ONTO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Zack Crash has been eliminated!
Stew-O: Zack Crash is out of this match, but who was the man who did it? IT WAS SCOTT OASIS! THE BIG BRUTE SLAMMED INTO ZACK CRASH WITH THE LARIAT AND ELIMINATED HIM FROM THE MATCH! Scott Oasis turns his attention to the fallen Nasir Moore when he drags him out of through the middle rope and pulls him inside of the ring WHERE HE HOOKS HIM IN HIS LEGS BEFORE HE THROWS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE POWERBOMB TO PUT HIM OUT OF THE RING! POWERBOMB TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING TO THE FLOOR!
Pierre: HURRICANRANA TO THE RING APRON! NASIR MOORE TURNED IT AROUND AND THREW SCOTT OASIS ONTO THE APRON WITH THE HURRICANRANA! Nasir and Oasis both start to stand on their feet as it becomes a competition to who will be the first to get to their feet and strike with a move WHEN NASIR AND OASIS STAND ON THEIR FEET AT THE SAME TIME! NASIR GRABS THE TOP ROPE AND STRIKES OASIS IN THE HEAD WITH A CRACKLING ENZIGUIRI! HE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY TO ALLOW SCOTT TO COLLAPSE OFF THE APRON TO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Scott Oasis has been eliminated!
WWEFan: SIX MEN ARE LEFT IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH AND WE’VE JUST WITNESSED HISTORY TONIGHT, WITH NASIR MOORE MAKING HIS TENTH ELIMINATION, AS HE ENTERS BACK INTO THE RING WITH NO TIME TO REST ON HIS LAURELS! HE NEEDS TO KEEP PUSHING THE TEMPO OF THIS MATCH IF HE INTENDS TO WIN TONIGHT! Nasir is looking around the ring to try and find an opponent that he wants to take on WHEN HE’S LIFTED UP FROM BEHIND BY TIBERIUS IV! NASIR IS TROUBLE RIGHT HERE AS HE’S BEEN BROUGHT UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! THE GAME CLINCHER!
Stew-O: THIS MARKS THE SECOND ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER THAT NASIR HAS SUFFERED IN THIS MATCH! Tiberius IV stands back to his feet and looks over to his compatriots and orders Theron to… ARE YOU SERIOUS? HE TELLS THERON TO BRING A TABLE OUT AND SET IT UP FOR HIM AS HIS KING’S GUARD OBLIGES HIM! Tiberius walks over to the fallen Pizza Boy PULLING HIM UP TO HIS FEET AS THERON BRINGS THE TABLE OUT FROM UNDER THE RING AND SETS IT UP AT RINGSIDE! IS TIBERIUS THINKING OF PUTTING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE?
Pierre: Tiberius IV drags The Pizza Boy close towards the ropes and STARTS RUNNING AT THE ROPES TO THROW HIM OVER, BUT WAIT! THE BURNED MAN HAS STANDS IN FRONT OF THE TABLE WITH SOMETHING IN HIS HANDS… IT’S A CAN OF GASOLINE! HE POURS THE CONTENTS OF THE CONTAINER OUT OF ONTO THE TABLE AND PULLS A MATCH OUT AND STRIKES IT! HE LIGHTS THE TABLE ON FIRE AND MOVES ASIDE FROM THE TABLE AND LOOKS UP TO THE KING OF ELITE!
The Burned Man: BURN… THEM… ALL!
WWEFan: TIBERIUS IV IS PLEASED WITH THIS AS HE GOES TO THROW THE PIZZA BOY OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUTSIDE OF THE RING THROUGH THE FIERY TABLE! NO! PIZZA BOY SPINS OUT OF THE THROW AND LAUNCHES TIBERIUS OVER TO MEET A BURNING DEMISE IN THIS GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH! HOLD UP! TIBERIUS IS ABLE TO CATCH HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE! HE JUST SAVED HIMSELF FROM BEING TREATED TO A TRIP TO THE BURN WARD AS HIS EYES WIDEN FROM ALMOST BEING CAST INTO IT! He reassures his King’s Guard that he’s fine when he stands up and turns RIGHT INTO A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE FROM THE PIZZA BOY THAT SENDS HIM FLYING OFF THE APRON AND INTO THE SMOLDERING TABLE THAT CRUMBLES UNDER HIM!
Ring Announcer: Tiberius IV has been eliminated!
Stew-O: PIERRE, YOU HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE TO PROBABLY THE TOP PROSPECT TO WIN THIS MATCH FOR SHOWDOWN, AS HE’S BEEN THROWN OUT OF HERE! Tiberius IV starts jumping out and down in agony from the tables as we see referees spray him with extinguishers to put out the fires as The Burned Man and Theron Nikolas dragging their king out of the fires! The Pizza Boy is so proud of himself in this moment when we see him turn around NAILED WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE FROM RYAN MARX!
Pierre: YOU KNOW, MY TOP PROSPECT MIGHT BE OUT OF THIS MATCH, BUT SHOWDOWN STILL HAS THE MOST PARTICIPANTS LEFT IN THIS MATCH WHILE YOU’RE ONLY LEFT WITH TLA! Ryan Marx RETURNS WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO START WITH HIS COMBINATION WITH I THINK… WITH THEREFORE I AM BEING NAILED RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF PIZZA BOY! PIZZA BOY COLLAPSES FROM THE SUPERKICK AND NOW RYAN MARX STARTS TO BRING PIZZA BOY UP TO ELIMINATE HIM!
WWEFan: YOU’RE DONE! TLA COMES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG TO THE CANVAS! TLA IS MUY CALIENTO RIGHT NOW WITH THAT MOVE! RYAN MARX STARTS ROLL OVER NEAR THE ROPES TO BRING HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET WITH THEIR HELP WHILE TLA LOOKS OVER TOWARDS RYAN TO TRY AND ELIMINATE HIM! RYAN RISES WHEN TLA RUSHES IN FOR THE ELIMINATION WITH THE LARIAT! RYAN FLIPS OUT OF THE RING AND COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Ryan Marx has been eliminated!
Stew-O: TLA GETS THE ELIMINATION AND WE ARE DOWN TO THE FINAL FOUR MEN IN THE RING! TLA turns around and is met with each the other participants in the match! The Pizza Boy who leans on the ropes from exhaustion, Nasir Moore that stands up on his feet with the same sense of exhaustion, and the EAW National Elite Champion Rex McAllister at the turnbuckle as all four men start down each other! WHICH ONE OF THESE MEN WILL BE WALKING OUT OF HERE TONIGHT WITH THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME ON THEIR HORIZON! ALL FOUR MEN RUSH TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER WITH THE PIZZA BOY TAKING ON REX MCALLISTER AND NASIR MOORE AND TLA FIGHTING IT OUT TO SEE WHO WILL BE ON TOP! PIZZA BOY STRIKES WITH STIFF KICKS ALL AROUND THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION BEFORE HE SPINS AROUND FOR THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SKULL OF REX!
Pierre: THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION DUCKS UNDER THE ROUNDHOUSE AND THROWS PIZZA BOY OVER THE TOP ROPE TO SEND HIM ONTO THE THE APRON! Pizza Boy starts to lift himself up to his feet when we see Rex McAllister start to get hyped up RUNNING TO THE ROPES BEFORE HE RUSHES IN FOR THE YAKUZA KICK TO SEND HIM OFF THE APRON AND ONTO THE FLOOR! GOODBYE PIZZA BOY AND WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!
WWEFan: WHAT? PIZZA BOY MOVES OVER NEAR THE TURNBUCKLE TO AVOID GETTING HIT WITH THE YAKUZA KICK AS REX MCALLISTER GETS STUCK ON THE TOP ROPE! REX WINCES IN PAIN AS HIS GROIN STRADDLES AGAINST THE BARRICADE WHEN PIZZA BOY SPRINTS ON THE APRON FOR THE RUNNING ROPE-HUNG CUTTER! PIZZA BOY DROPS REX FACE-FIRST INTO THE APRON AND MIGHT BE KNOCKED OUT FROM THE SHOT! HOWEVER, REX IS STILL ON THE APRON AND HASN’T BE– NEVERMIND! TLA SPRINTS IN AND DOES A BASEBALL SLIDE THAT MAKES HIM ROLL OFF OF THE APRON TO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Rex McAllister has been eliminated!
Stew-O: TLA HAS ELIMINATED THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION FROM THE GRAND RAMPAGE WITH THE HUGE ASSIST TO HELP PIZZA BOY! TLA stands back on his feet and talks down Rex McAllister WHEN NASIR MOORE COMES FROM BEHIND AND THROWS TLA OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR! NASIR HAS JUST TAKEN ANOTHER ELIMINATION TO END THIS MATCH! THE TALE OF THE SEXUAL PANTHER HAS ENDED TONIGHT IN THIS MATCH!
Pierre: WAIT, HOLD UP! TLA WAS ABLE TO SKIN THE CAT AND HOLD ON TO THE TOP ROPE! NASIR MOORE SEES THIS AND GETS FRUSTRATED BY THIS! HE’S BEEN WAITING FOR HIS MOMENT TO SHINE IN THE MAIN EVENT FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AND TONIGHT, IT COULD BE HIS NIGHT! Nasir rushes to the ropes to pick up a bunch of speed AS HE RUNS INTO KNOCK TLA OFF THE APRON TO TAKE HIM OUT OF THE MATCH FOR GOOD!
WWEFan: NO! TLA GRABS THE TOP ROPE AND CAUSES NASIR MOORE TO TUMBLE OVER THE TOP ROPE! IS HE OUT OF THE MATCH? NOPE! NASIR CATCHES HIMSELF AS HE LANDS ON HIS FEET ON THE APRON! NASIR STRIKES WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF TLA, BUT PIZZA BOY NAILS A KICK INTO THE HAMSTRING OF NASIR TO FORCE HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! TLA RESPONDS WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP STRAIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF PIZZA BOY AS ALL THREE MEN ARE TEETERING ON THE BRINK OF BEING ELIMINATED AND LOSING OUT ON THEIR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP DREAMS! ALL THREE MEN ARE FIGHTING AMONG EACH OTHER WITH ELBOWS, PUNCHES, KICKS AND JUST A SERIES OF STRIKING TO TRY AND WEAKEN THEIR OPPONENT TO BE ABLE TO KNOCK THEM OFF OF THE APRON EASILY!
Stew-O: THIS IS EVERYTHING THAT AN ELITIST IN EAW ASPIRES TO HAVE, A CHANCE TO MAIN EVENT PAIN FOR PRIDE X, AND THESE MEN ARE FIGHTING FOR IT RIGHT HERE AND NOW! NASIR MOORE HAS TAKEN THE ADVANTAGE AND STARTS STRIKING WITH ELBOWS AND BACK ELBOWS ON BOTH OF HIS OPPONENTS BEFORE HE DECIDES TO HOOK TLA IN FOR THE BRAINBUSTER! HE JUST NEEDS TO LIFT HIM UP IN THE AIR AND SPIKE HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE APRON TO ELIMINATE HIM FROM THE MATCH ALTOGETHER!
Pierre: BASEMENT DROPKICK! THE PIZZA BOY DROPS DOWN AND HITS NASIR WITH THAT DROPKICK TO HIS LEGS TO FORCE HIM TO BE HUNCHED OVER! Pizza Boy stands on his feet and TLA starts to get his bearings back when both men have an idea to be able to eliminate Nasir AS THEY BOTH RUSH HIM TO MAKE SURE THIS HAPPENS! PIZZA BOY STRIKES IN THE BACK OF NASIR’S HEAD WITH THE RUNNING BACK KNEE STRIKE WHILE TLA NAILS HIM WITH THE SUPERKICK TO THE FACE! A COMBINATIONS OF DEVASTATING STRIKES FROM THOSE TWO MEN WITH NASIR HAVING NO OTHER CHOICE TO COLLAPSE OFF THE APRON AND OUT ONTO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Nasir Moore has been eliminated!
WWEFan: NASIR MOORE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED, BUT HE CAN’T HELP BUT BE GLAD WITH HIS PERFORMANCE TONIGHT FOR VOLTAGE! HE GAINED TEN ELIMINATIONS IN THIS MATCH TO BREAK THE RECORD FOR THE MOST ELIMINATIONS IN GRAND RAMPAGE HISTORY AND WAS PRETTY MUCH THE IRONMAN, SO HE SHOULD BE ECSTATIC ABOUT THAT! HOWEVER, THIS IS THE FINAL TWO MEN IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE! THE PIZZA BOY FROM SHOWDOWN AND TLA FROM DYNASTY THAT SHALL FIGHT BETWEEN THEMSELVES TO SEE WHO WILL BE THE MAN TO MOVE ONTO PAIN FOR PRIDE TEN FOR A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY AND TO HEADLINE THE EVENT!
Stew-O: TLA AND PIZZA BOY HAVE BEEN IN THIS MATCH FOR A LONG TIME THEMSELVES WITH TLA AT TEN AND PIZZA BOY AT LUCKY THIRTEEN! TLA and The Pizza Boy stare between one another and hold their hands up to call a truce between the two of them! They are in a precarious position right now and one mistake could mean the difference between headlining Pain for Pride and tasting the bitter defeat of being so close to victory! Both of them slowly go through the middle rope… AND THEY BOTH ENTER BACK INTO THE RING AS THEY STAND OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! YOU CAN READ THE INTENSITY THAT’S BEEN PLACED ON THEIR FACES WHILE THEY WALK AROUND IN A CIRCLE TO TRY AND FEEL THIS OUT! TLA STRIKES WITH A RIGHT HAND WHEN PIZZA BOY COMES BACK WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE! BOTH MEN CONTINUE TO FIGHT BETWEEN ANOTHER BEFORE WE SEE TLA STRIKE WITH A HIGH KNEE LIFT TO THE FACE! TLA GRABS PIZZA BOY BY THE ARM AND LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE BEFORE HE TAUNTS TO THE CHEERING CROWD BEFORE RUSHING IN FOR THE CORNER DROPKICK!
Pierre: THE PIZZA BOY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY WHEN TLA CRASHES AND BURNS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Pizza Boy turns around to see TLA still down on near the corner when he drags him out of the corner to his feet HOOKING HIM BY THE NECK AS HE LOOKS TO TAKE HIM OUT WITH THE LAST SLICE! STANDING ASAI DDT TO PUT HIM DOWN! NO! WHEN PIZZA BOY MAKES THE JUMP, TLA SHOVES HIM AWAY TOWARDS THE ROPES! PIZZA BOY CATCHES HIMSELF WHEN TLA SPRINTS IN FOR THE LARIAT TO TOSS HIM OUT OF THE RING!
WWEFan: THE PIZZA BOY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS TLA SIMPLY HITS THE ROPES WHEN PIZZA BOY LOOKS TO GET ANOTHER ATTEMPT FOR THE LAST SLICE! CARTEL KICK! PIZZA BOY COLLAPSES FROM THE PELE KICK FROM TLA AS TLA STANDS BACK TO HIS FEET AND LOOKS OVER TO THE TURNBUCKLE! He grabs Pizza Boy by the head and drags him over to the turnbuckle DRIVING HIS HEAD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE BEFORE HE CLIMBS HIMSELF UP TO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH PIZZA BOY IN HIS POSSESSION! WHAT IS TLA THINKING OF DOING RIGHT HERE?
Stew-O: TLA makes his way to the top and pulls The Pizza Boy between his legs as he moves his hands around in a circle LOOKING TO DROP PIZZA BOY ON HIS HEAD FROM THE TOP ROPE WITH THE MEXICAN DESTROYER! DON’T DO IT, TLA! DON’T FINISH THIS MAN’S CAREER WITH A MOVE LIKE THAT! OH NO! PIZZA BOY STRIKES THE SIDE OF TLA’S LEG WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE THAT CAUSE HIM TO COLLAPSE DOWN ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ON HIS GROIN! The Pizza Boy jumps off to the ring apron when he starts to shake off the Cartel Kick that has kept him a bit groggy when he backs up towards the center of the ring as TLA tries to pick himself back up to the turnbuckle WITH PIZZA BOY RUSHING IN FOR THE MAFIA KICK TO SEND TLA FALLING TO HIS DEMISE TO WIN THE GRAND RAMPAGE!
Pierre: WHAT? THE PIZZA BOY MISSES THE MAFIA KICK AND NAILS THE TURNBUCKLE POST WITH A SEARING PAIN COURSING THROUGH HIS BOOT! TLA WAS ABLE TO JUMP OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE TO THE RING APRON TO BE ABLE TO AVOID BEING KICKED OFF TO THIS ELIMINATION! Pizza Boy holds his foot in pain as he turns to his opponent HOOKING HIM IN FOR A SECOND TIME TO BE ABLE HOOK HIM IN FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROYER! FRONT-FLIP PILEDRIVER INTO THE APRON FROM TLA! THE IMPACT OF THIS MOVE COULD DEFINITELY ELIMINATE PIZZA BOY FROM THIS MATCH AND I CAN’T WATCH SHOWDOWN’S CHANCES END LIKE THIS!
WWEFan: YOU WON’T HAVE TO! THE PIZZA BOY KEEPS HIS GRIP ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CAUSES TLA TO SOMERSAULT HIS WAY ONTO THE RING APRON WITH PIZZA BOY STRIKING WITH A STOMP THE FACE TO KEEP HIM DOWN! Pizza Boy looks over to the turnbuckle and rushes for the opportunity to climb on the top rope as he turns his attention over to TLA trying to pick himself up WITH THE FANS RALLYING BEHIND PIZZA BOY AS HE LEAPS TOWARDS A STANDING TLA! THE FINAL DELIVERY TO THE RING APRON! PIZZA BOY LANDS ON HIS ASS ON THE RING APRON AS HE DROPS TLA’S CHIN ON HIS SHOULDER WITH WITH THE DIVING STUNNER! TLA HAS HIS EYES GLAZED OVER, BUT REACHES OUT FOR THE ROPES TO GRAB AND KEEP HIMSELF SAFE FROM ELIMINATION!
Stew-O: HE DOES IT! HE DOES IT! TLA GRABS THE TOP ROPE TO SAVE HIMSELF FROM ELIMINATION AND PULL HIMSELF WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS! WAIT! NO, HE DOESN’T! TLA LOST HIS GRIP ON THE ROPES AS HE ONLY HAND FINGERTIPS ON IT AND DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH STRENGTH TO CONTINUE! TLA HITS THE FLOOR WITH A SOUL-CRUSHING DEFEAT FOR LA PANTERA SEXUAL AND US HERE ON DYNASTY!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Cowboy Song” by Faith No More plays all throughout Camp Nou as a damaged, disappointed, and shocked TLA realizes what just happened while an exhausted Pizza Boy remains motionless on the ring apron)
Pierre: HAHA! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE DID IT! SHOWDOWN DOES IT! PIZZA BOY WINS THE GRAND RAMPAGE! THE PIZZA BOY COLLAPSES ON THE RING APRON WITH SHOW OF EMOTION ON HIS FACE! HE HAS DONE IT!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner of the tenth-annual Grand Rampage match… MOVING ON TO HEADLINE PAIN FOR PRIDE X FOR A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH… THHHEEEEE PIIZZZZZZZAAAAA BOOOYYYYY!!!
WWEFan: IN ONE OF THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE MOMENTS IN EAW HISTORY, THE PIZZA BOY HAS JUST BECOME THE GRAND RAMPAGE WINNER OF 2017 AND HAS EARNED HIMSELF THE CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY TO BE ABLE TO CORRECT THE MISTAKE THAT HAPPENED TO HIM AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION! THIS IS JUST AMAZING, SURREAL, AND INSPIRING MOMENT FOR EAW WITH THIS VICTORY!
(The Pizza Boy rolls back into the ring before he stands on his feet, the crowd in the arena erupting with deafening cheers for the victor with tears starting to form in his eyes, as his hand raised by the referee with blue, red, and yellow confetti falling down to the ring.)
Stew-O: DYNASTY WAS SO CLOSE TO WINNING THE BIG ONE, BUT AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, I CAN SAY THAT I’M PROUD TO BE WATCHING THE PIZZA BOY GET THE VICTORY HERE TONIGHT! HE WORKED HARD AND FOUGHT FOR A LONG TIME TO GET TO THIS POINT IN HIS CAREER AND NOW, HE WILL BE WALKING INTO PAIN FOR PRIDE TEN WITH THE OPPORTUNITY TO CHANGE AN ENTIRE CAREER! I MEAN, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT A MAN WITH THE NAME “THE PIZZA BOY” WOULD BE COMING HERE TO WIN THE GRAND RAMPAGE AND BE NAMED WORLD CHAMPION!
Pierre: SHOWDOWN HAS WON THE TRIFECTA AND TONIGHT, YOU KNOW THAT THE PIZZA BOY IS GOING TO CELEBRATE WITH EVERYTHING! DRAG HBB OUT OF THE HOSPITAL ROOM, GET EVERYONE FROM THE STUFFED CRUST, AND GO ON A LONG TRIP TO A WONDERFUL TRIP TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS IN ORLANDO! WHAT A NIGHT AND THIS IS A MOMENT THAT WILL FOREVER LIVE THROUGHOUT TIME!
WWEFan: SINCE TASTING THE GREATEST VICTORY OF HIS ENTIRE CAREER AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION, THE PIZZA BOY HAS CLAWED HIS WAY BACK TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN – CONSTANTLY RELIVING THE MOMENT EVERYTHING HE WORKED SO HARD FOR WAS TAKEN FROM HIM! THIS MAN CAME FROM NOTHING! THEY CONSIDERED HIM TO BE NO MORE THAN A JOKE, BUT TONIGHT, LIKE IT OR NOT, HE IS GOING TO THE MAIN EVENT OF PAIN FOR PRIDE! HE WANTS ONE MORE CHANCE TO STAND ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN!
Pierre: AND HE JUST MAY GET IT, BUT FIRST HE’S GOTTA GET THROUGH ONE OF THREE DAUNTING WORLD CHAMPIONS! WHETHER HE MAKES IT OR NOT REMAINS TO BE SEEN, BUT NOBODY CAN TAKE THIS MOMENT FROM HIM! NOBODY CAN RIP THIS NIGHT AWAY! WHAT A NIGHT IT HAS BEEN! THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR BEING A PART OF IT! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US HERE TONIGHT AT THE TENTH ANNUAL GRAND RAMPAGE!
Stew-O: AND WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE FOR PAIN FOR PRIDE TEN! SIGNING OFF FOR WWEFAN AND PIERRE MCGUIRE, I’M STEW-O, LIVE FROM CAMP NOU IN BARCELONA, SPAIN, THE ROAD TO PAIN FOR PRIDE HAS JUST BEGUN!
(The Pizza Boy looks up to the Pain for Pride X logo as the sea of fireworks erupt from outside of the Camp Nou arena to light up the night sky, walking up to the turnbuckle and raising his hands up in the air to take the moment all in, as the camera gives a spectacular shot of the emotion and grandeur when the camera fades to black… )
(EAW Logo Buzzes)