FULL MATCH – Zack Crash vs. Hades The Hellraiser – World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match: No Regards 2013

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(A Graphic is shown of Zack Crash versus Hades The Hellraiser for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship in a Ladder Match)

WWEFan: AND HERE WE ARE! IT’S COME TO THIS AND I CANNOT WAIT A MOMENT MORE! Zack Crash and Hades The Hellraiser have quickly transitioned into enemies from close allies and their friendship was all tainted by what taints most: Fame, glory, and gold! The World Heavyweight Championship is the most powerfully symbolic prize in the history of our business and both of these men want it more than anything, but only ONE can walk out with the victory! There can be only ONE World Heavyweight Champion and when you take away all of the personal conflicts that have erupted between these two men, the only thing left is that prestigious World Heavyweight Title! It’s time!

(Video package plays for Zack Crash versus Hades The Hellraiser; highlighting the formation and rise of The House of Renegades, Zack Crash’s refusal to relinquish the World Title, and Zack being taken hostage at the hands of the Renegades)

(Camera cuts back to the World Heavyweight Championship hanging above the ring as dozens of ladders have been strategically set up and placed all around the ring and on the entrance ramp)

Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…. THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A LADDER MATCH…. AND IT IS FOR THE E-A-W HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WOOOOORRRRLLLLLDDDD!!!!….

(“This Means War” by Ozzy Osbourne and Busta Rhymes plays all throughout the arena as a motorcycle engine can be heard revving up)

Mak: Here comes the winner! The NEW World Champion is making his arrival! My money’s on this big, sadistic, bastard!

(A large platform descends from above as smoke blows from underneath it with the rapid sound of a motorcycle engine revving up)

WWEFan: I guess you gotta give this guy an A for effort when it comes to making an entrance, but I can’t help but feel he ACTUALLY thinks he’s some kinda God descending from the Heavens…

Mak: Well he doesn’t sorta resemble–

WWEFan: Nah, I don’t see it.

(The large platform is revealed to be attached to a silver ramp as Hades The Hellraiser can be seen sporting jeans, a black leather vest with several skull-designs on it, a red bandana, gloves, and sunglasses as he continues to rev up his custom-made chopper; patterned with “House of Renegades” designs)

Mak: Forget the crippled guy, Fan! THIS is what a World Champion should look like!

WWEFan: This entrance would even make Apollo Creed say “too much”…

(Hades rides the motorcycle rapidly down the large ramp as the edge of it stops next to the top rope and rides into the ring as the Ring Announcer and Referee jump out of the ring)

WWEFan: How the Hell are we supposed to have a match with that thing in the ring?! The World Heavyweight Championship Number One Contender at ringside, Jacob Senn, is shaking his head looking at this!

Announcer: First…. The challenger!…. From Devil Town, North Carolina!…. Weighing in at 312 pounds!…. “THE BIG DEVIL” AND A MEMBER OF THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES…. HADES! THE!! HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRAAAAAIIIIISSSSSSEEERRRR!!!….

(The platform/ramp ascend back up into the rafters as Hades gets off the motorcycle and taunts to the jeering crowd)

(“Crash” by Decyfer Down plays all throughout the arena as Zack Crash makes his way out to the stage in black, red, and white camouflage pants and his hair down and his right arm in a cast as he raises the World Heavyweight Championship high above his head)

Announcer: And his opponent!…. From Charleston, West Virginia!…. Weighing in at 225 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!…. “THE REBEL”…. ZACK CRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!….

WWEFan: HERE COMES HADES!! ZACK DUCKS A BIG BOOT FROM AN ONCOMING HADES THE HELLRAISER!! HE NAILS HADES WITH A BOOT OF HIS OWN STRAIGHT TO THE RIBS AS HE TURNS AROUND!! NO PRETTY ENTRANCE FOR ZACK CRASH! HE’S HERE TO DEFEND HIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AND HE’LL DO SO AT WHATEVER COST!! BOTH MEN NOW THROWING FISTS ALL OVER THE PLACE! THIS MATCH HASN’T EVEN OFFICIALLY BEGUN YET AND NEITHER OF THESE COMPETITORS COULD EVEN GIVE A DAMN! Hades is quickly gaining the upperhand on his opponent and that ironically seems to be because he has TWO hands to use while Zack’s right arm is still very much injured as he has to only rely on his left! BIG BOOT TO THE RIGHT ARM OF ZACK! Zack cringes as he backpedals onto the steel steps behind him!

Mak: HADES WITH A BOOT! Zack manages to roll directly under it! Hades turns around, but Zack is quick to make it back to his feet as he nails Hades with a headbutt to the skull!! Nobody wins with a headbutt, but Zack is willing to go for anything! KICK TO THE GROIN!! ZACK NOW WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN OF HADES!! ROLLING ELBOW AS HADES IS SENT FLIPPING BACKWARDS OVER THOSE STEEL STEPS DIRECTLY BEHIND HIM!!! What a move that was from the World Heavyweight Champion!! Zack seems to be eying that ladder at the bottom of the ramp! I think he’s looking to insert the first ladder of this contest as he make his way over to it and begins getting it ready! HADES WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL! This big man, Hades, is NOT easy to keep down by any stretch of the imagination as he’s already back up following that big shot he just took and the tumble that immediately followed! Zack was unable to successfully pick up that ladder, but Hades may be stealing it from him as he sends Zack’s skull colliding right into it! Zack with an immediate elbow to the jaw of Hades! Another elbow rocks Hades as he’s sent backing up a few feet! HADES SWINGS BACK WITH A BOOT TO THE RIGHT HAND OF ZACK AS HE SANDWICHES IT INTO THE LADDER!! Hades now with another vicious boot as it successfully bounces off the skull of Zack Crash!

WWEFan: Oh this is not looking good at ALL for the World Champion here in the early going as he’s been laid out by his challenger.. Hades has a sadistic look on his face and only God knows what could be going on in that mind of his as he grabs Zack by his hair and pulls him back up to a vertical base.. Hades now… He’s picking up Zack’s entire body and seems to actually be placing him on the metal levers that help hold the ladder up between the two sides!! Zack may be completely trapped! No! The World Champion is quickly looking to wiggle out of this precarious position, but it would seem Hades has no intentions of going for any World Title just yet… But he’s climbing that very same ladder! Hades getting higher and higher as Zack continues to attempt to flee from this trap he’s been caught within!! LEG DROP!!! HADES WITH A GUILLOTINE LEG DROP ACROSS THE CHEST OF ZACK CRASH FROM THE LADDER!!! WHAT A MOVE AND IT COULD BE EXACTLY WHAT HADES NEEDS IN ORDER TO WIN THIS MATCH!! THE LADDER TIPS OVER AS ZACK SLIDES OUT FROM BETWEEN IT AND LOOKS LIKE A RAGDOLL AFTERWARDS!! The World Champion could be seriously injured; more than when he walked into this contest! Hades has a wicked smile on his face as he now picks up that same ladder, but it looks as though one of the metal pieces have broken as he throws it out of the way!

Mak: Hades now grabbing another ladder and it looks as though he may finally be going in for the kill here! This has to be it! All Hades has to do is climb a ladder now and he will be our new World Champion, but he needs to hurry his ass up! Hades slides the ladder in and he follows behind as he yells at the timekeeper to ring the bell so that this contest can OFFICIALLY begin!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Mak: This could be the quickest ladder match in the history of EAW!! HADES HAS THAT LADDER SET UP PERFECTLY UNDERNEATH THAT GLIMMERING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BELT!! HADES BEGINS TO ASCEND UP THE LADDER!! Hold on! HOLD ON! ZACK CRASH IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET ON THE OUTSIDE AFTER USING THE RING APRON TO HELP HIM UP!! HADES SEES HIM! Don’t be a dumbass!! Grab the Title! Go for the Title! C’MON! HADES WITH A MIDDLE FINGER DIRECTED RIGHT AT THE DAMAGED WORLD CHAMPION!! HE’S GOING FOR IT!! HADES CLIMBING UP THE LADDER AS ZACK ROLLS IN AS QUICKLY AS HE CAN!! HADES HAS IT!! NO–HE’S SHAKEN AS ZACK STUMBLES INTO THE LADDER!! HADES IS LOOKING PISSED, BUT HE NEEDS TO FOCUS! GRAB THE BELT! ZACK SHAKES THE LADDER AGAIN AS HADES NEARLY DROPS OFF!! HADES NOW CUSSING OUT ZACK! HADES IS MAKING HIS WAY DOWN–HE’S GONNA GO AFTER HIM! ZACK TIPS THE LADDER OVER!!! JESUS!! HADES LANDS DIRECTLY ON THE SEAT OF HIS MOTORCYCLE THAT’S STILL PARKED IN THE RING!! HADES JUST LANDED GROIN-FIRST ON THAT MOTORCYCLE SEAT!!

WWEFan: That is gonna ruin his weekend! I…. I’m sorry, give me a moment…

Mak: WHAT?! You can’t laugh!

WWEFan: No, no, I apologize…. ANYWAY… Zack seems to have absolutely NO intention of going for the gold just yet as he picks up that ladder Hades just met a cruel fate with! ZACK WITH THAT LADDER! HE NAILS HADES RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE TOP OF THAT LADDER!! Hades isn’t off yet! Hades is looking very dazed and VERY confused, but he’s still on that motorcycle seat! I think he might actually be stuck to it! Zack now… Going with an old school maneuver here as he places that ladder around his head… HE SWINGS IT INTO THE STERNUM OF HADES WITH THE RIGHT SIDE!…. HE SWINGS IT INTO THE SPINE OF HADES WITH THE LEFT SIDE! INTO THE STERNUM! INTO THE SPINE!! ZACK CRASH IS NOW IN COMPLETE CONTROL HERE AS HE RAPIDLY LAYS INTO HADES THE HELLRAISER WITH REPEATED SHOTS TO THE STERNUM AND SPINE!!! Zack puts a stop to the attack as he takes the ladder off and places it on the ground in front of the motorcycle… Zack now back up as he just NAILS Hades with a left forearm to the face! Another forearm! Zack now setting his opponent up!! LOOK OUT!! ONTO THE LADDER!!! SUPLEX ONTO THAT LADDER FROM THE MOTORCYCLE!!! HADES IS WRITHING IN PAIN FROM THAT ONE!!

Mak: Zack doesn’t even seem to be finished with his opponent yet!! Zack stumbles back to his feet as he uses those ropes next to him to aid him and keep his balance! Zack has a look in his eyes that really makes me question who is the sane one in this contest! Zack now making his way over to Hades’ motorcycle and he may be taking it slowly, but I don’t think Hades is going anywhere right now after the beating he just took at the hands of the World Champion! Zack seems to have something in mind for that motorcycle as he moves it over next to Hades’ body on that ladder… ZACK KICKS THE MOTORCYCLE OVER AS IT FALLS ONTO THE BODY OF HADES!! HADES MAY NOT ONLY BE UNCONSCIOUS, BUT TRAPPED AS WELL!! ZACK IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE AND LOCKS EYES WITH JACOB SENN WHO REMAINS SEATED IN THE FRONT ROW… Zack smirks as he reaches down and picks up the ladder set up next to the barricade in front of him and slides it into the ring as he follows behind it! Hades may have seriously dropped the ball as Zack seems to now be completely in control here as he sets up that ladder! Hades seems to have realized where he is, but he’s trapped under that motorcycle of his! Hades’ own transportation is working against him here AND NOW ZACK BEGINS THE CLIMB!! HE’S DONE THIS ONCE BEFORE!! CLIMBING A LADDER IS WHAT BROUGHT HIM TO THE DANCE AND HE COULD DO IT AGAIN!!

WWEFan: That nagging right hand injury is definitely a detriment to him in a match like this as it slows him down, but Zack’s will is unmatched! Zack sees that World Title only a few steps from being in his grasp!! HE NEARLY FALLS OFF AS HADES RUSHES INTO THE LADDER!! HADES IS NOW THE DAMAGED ONE STUMBLING INTO THE LADDER JUST TO BARELY SAVE HIMSELF FROM A MASSIVE LOSS TONIGHT! ZACK DOESN’T EVEN SEEM TO GIVE A DAMN AS HE CONTINUES CLIMBING!! HADES SEEMS TO BE FOCUSED BACK ON THE TASK AT HAND AND WITH A LOOK OF CONTEMPT BEGINS SHAKING THAT LADDER VIOLENTLY AS ZACK DOES HIS BEST TO KEEP ON IT! ZACK REACHING FOR THAT WORLD TITLE!! HE’S GOT HIS FINGERTIPS ON IT!!! HADES FORCES THE LADDER OVER!!! NO! ZACK MANAGES TO STOP HIMSELF FROM A HUGE FALL BY CATCHING THE TOP ROPE WITH HIS FOOT!! Zack gets both feet on the top rope as he pushes the ladder out of the way and he and Hades lock eyes! ZACK SPRINGBOARDS!! HE LANDS RIGHT ON THE SHOULDERS OF HIS OPPONENT–HURRICANRANA!!! NO! HADES ISN’T LETTING IT CONNECT! HE’S USING EVERYTHING HE’S GOT LEFT IN THE TANK TO KEEP IT FROM CONNECTING! HADES USES THAT IMPRESSIVE STRENGTH TO PULL ZACK BACK UP COMPLETELY ON HIS SHOULDERS!! HE’S SETTING HIM UP! LAST CALL!!!! ZACK STOPS IT AS HE SPITS IN THE FACE OF HADES!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HURRICANRANA OVER THE ROPES AS HADES AND ZACK GO CRASHING AND BURNING TO THE OUTSIDE!! BOTH MEN NAILING THE UNFORGIVING RING APRON!!

Mak: Both men are in a great amount of pain here and it is showing BIG time! These guys are fucking each other up; plain and simple! There’s nothing fancy going on here! This is a straight up BRAWL! These two men want to destroy one another and they will do absolutely everything it takes! Both men slowly rising back to their feet… Hades and Zack locking eyes as they both race to get to a vertical base! Zack using that barricade while Hades uses that ring apron! BOTH MEN UP! HADES CHARGES!! DROP TOE HOLD!! HADES LANDS AWKWARDLY UP FACE-FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE AS ZACK STUMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET! HE DROPS AN ELBOW INTO THE BACK OF HADES SKULL AGAINST THE BARRICADE!!! ZACK LOOKS LIKE A DERANGED ANIMAL! HE LOOKS LIKE HE MAY ACTUALLY KILL HIS OPPONENT AS HE GRABS A HOLD OF THAT LADDER NEXT TO THE BARRICADE! ZACK PICKING UP THAT LADDER OVER HIS HEAD! HE LUNGES IT INTO THE BODY OF HADES! HE SWINGS IT DOWN INTO THE BODY OF HADES AGAIN! OVER AND OVER AND OVER AS ZACK RAMS THE END OF THAT LADDER INTO HADES’ BODY! ZACK NOW SEEMS TO HAVE COME TO DESPERATE MEASURES AS HE SETS UP THAT LADDER BETWEEN THE APRON AND THE BARRICADE!! These fans are hungry for blood, but I got a feeling they’re about to get more than what they bargained for!! Zack pulling Hades back up!

WWEFan: Hades pushes Zack back a couple feet! Zack seems to be getting quickly frustrated! Hades pushes him away again! Zack is about to snap again! LOW BLOW!! HADES JUST LAID ZACK OUT WITH A LOW BLOW AS THE WORLD CHAMPION DROPS TO HIS KNEES!! HADES IS UP! HE WRAPS A HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF THE KNEELING ZACK CRASH!! PULLING ZACK BACK TO HIS FEET! ZACK MAY NOT HAVE MUCH LEFT! HE PICKS HIM UP!! CHOKESLAM ACROSS THAT LADDER!!! ZACK FALLS OFF IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN AS HE FAVORS HIS BACK! HADES’ FACE SHOWS ABSOLUTELY NO REMORSE! THIS MAN HAS NOT EVEN A FRAGMENT OF MERCY IN HIS BODY! HADES GRABS A HOLD OF ZACK BY HIS SKULL! DRAGGING ZACK’S BODY BACK UP BY HIS SHEER SKULL! HE PULLS HIM IN!! DON’T!! LAST CALL!!!!! LAST CALL THROUGH THE GODDAMN LADDER!!! ZACK CRASH HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!! ZACK CRASH HAS BEEN SENT COMPLETELY THROUGH THAT LADDER!! HADES MAY HAVE JUST DAMN-NEAR KILLED ZACK CRASH WITH THAT!! HOLD ON! HADES DOESN’T EVEN SEEM TO BE FINISHED! HE’S PICKING UP THE BROKEN PIECES OF THAT LADDER AND NOW LAYS INTO ZACK’S POSSIBLY UNCONSCIOUS BODY WITH IT! ZACK HAS NO WAY TO DEFEND HIMSELF! THIS IS SICK! The Referee FINALLY steps in between Hades and Zack! Hades drops to his knees as he’s still visibly in pain and with that sadistic smirk on his face laughter erupts from him! I can’t believe this guy!

Mak: Hades has lost his fucking mind! I swear he has! This man has completely lost ALL sanity as he looks at what he’s done to his opponent! Zack could be DEAD and this guy wouldn’t bat an eyelash! What Hades NEEDS to be doing is grabbing that World Heavyweight Championship!! Hades turns his head and directs his eyes at the shining World Heavyweight Championship that seems to have eluded him for so long! Hades’ eyes say it all! He has done everything in his power to come to this moment and it’s finally here! All Hades has to do is grab the belt! That’s all he has to do! Hades rises back to his feet… He’s wobbly! HOLD ON! ZACK CLUTCHES THE BOTTOM OF HADES’ JEANS BEFORE HE GETS INTO THE RING!! ZACK IS STILL ALIVE! HADES CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ZACK IS REFUSING TO END IT LIKE THIS! HE WANTS TO KEEP GOING! Hades now… He looks down and shakes his head in disappointment at Zack… Hades now telling Zack to know when to stay down! Zack needs to listen to him if he wants to leave with his life! Zack refuses to let go! Zack is shaking his head back at Hades! HADES KICKS ZACK AWAY! HADES PUSHES THE REFEREE AWAY! HADES NOW RIPPING OFF THE MAT ON THE FLOOR TO EXPOSE THAT CEMENT UNDERNEATH IT!! HADES HAS LOST IT! HADES NOW.. GRABBING A HOLD OF ZACK… PULLING HIM BACK UP BY HIS THROAT!

Hades (without a microphone): IT’S OKAY, ZACK! I CAN DO THIS FOR YOU! I CAN PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY! LIKE THE DOG YOU ARE!

WWEFan: HADES PICKS ZACK UP!! BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! ZACK SLIDES OFF THE SHOULDERS OF HADES! HADES TURNS AROUND TO MEET A SHOT TO THE SKULL FROM ZACK! ZACK’S GOT A STEP OFF THAT DESTROYED LADDER!! ZACK’S GOT A STEP FROM THAT LADDER HADES SENT HIM THROUGH! HE SWINGS IT INTO THE SKULL OF HADES AGAIN! BLOOD NOW FLOWING DOWN THE FACE OF HADES THE HELLRAISER AS HE STRUGGLES TO STAY ON HIS FEET!! ZACK SWINGS AGAIN! NO! HADES CATCHES IT! HADES WITH A SOUR LOOK ON HIS FACE AS HE SHAKES HIS HEAD!!

Hades (without a microphone): GIVE IT UP, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!

Mak: ZACK WITH A HEADBUTT INTO THE SKULL OF HADES! Hades backs up a couple feet as Zack stumbles into the barricade! Zack stumbles towards Hades! HADES WRAPS A HAND AROUND HIS THROAT!! HADES NOW SLOWLY CLIMBING ATOP THE BARRICADE!! HADES SHOWING INCREDIBLE STRENGTH AS HE PULLS ZACK UP TO THE BARRICADE WITH HIM!! THE FIRST FOUR ROWS ARE DASHING OUT OF THE WAY AS HE’S GOT HIS TARGET LOCKED ON!! CHOKESLAM!!!! KICK TO THE GROIN!! ZACK WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN OF HADES! ANOTHER KICK TO THE GROIN!! ZACK WRAPS A HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF HADES NOW!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! CHOKESLAM?!?!!! INTO THE CHAIRS OF THE FANS!!! HADES THE HELLRAISER IS HIT WITH HIS OWN CHOKESLAM INTO THOSE CHAIRS BY ZACK CRASH!!!! ZACK FALLS OFF THE BARRICADE AS HADES IS LEFT BURIED UNDER WHAT LOOKS LIKE DOZENS OF STEEL CHAIRS IN THE CROWD!!! I can’t believe it! These guys are literally killing each other!!

WWEFan: HOLD ON!… ZACK IS MOVING! ZACK IS SHOWING SIGNS OF LIFE AS HE CRAWLS! ZACK CRAWLING TO THE LADDER IN FRONT OF THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE! Zack slowly climbing back to his feet as he picks up that ladder! Zack… He doesn’t even seem to be TRYING to win this now as he sets up that ladder next to the barricade where Hades The Hellraiser has been laid out in the crowd! Zack has that look of passion in his eyes as he struggles to climb that ladder! He’s doing everything he can to climb that ladder! Hades is moving now as he tries to escape from that burial of chairs! Zack is half way up! Hades begins to move! ZACK SEES HE ONLY HAS ONE SHOT FOR WHATEVER HE’S PLANNING!! MOONSAULT!!!! MOONSAULT!!!! ZACK CRASH WITH A MOONSAULT ONTO HADES THE HELLRAISER OFF THAT LADDER!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN IN THAT WAR ZONE OF STEEL CHAIRS IN THE CROWD!!! NEITHER MAN IS MOVING!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! THEY ARE DOWN!! I can’t believe it, but I think somebody is actually showing signs of life all of a sudden! It’s ridiculous; the endurance both of these competitors have! Zack Crash is pulling himself up using that barricade! I can’t believe he’s able to even move by this point! HOLD ON! WHAT?! CY HENDERSON?! THAT’S CY HENDERSON!! CY HENDERSON IS NONCHALANTLY MAKING HIS WAY DOWN HERE!! IS THIS WHAT HE WAS FORESHADOWING FROM HIS WORDS EARLIER TONIGHT?! CY HENDERSON WALKS DOWN HERE WITH A WICKED SMILE UPON HIS FACE AS HE NOW ENTERS THE RING! What the Hell does he have any business being out here?!

Cy Henderson (without a microphone): There’s only one TRUE World Champion! He hasn’t been around for a while, but he is now! Yall are looking at him! I’M TAKING MY PLACE BACK ON MY THRONE!

Mak: HE’S GRABBING THAT LADDER IN THE RING! I THINK CY’S ABOUT TO STEAL THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! HE’S LOOKING TO CLIMB UP THERE AND TAKE THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! CY HENDERSON IS CLIMBING UP THE LADDER AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOBODY WHO CAN STOP HIM! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ZACK AND HADES AREN’T ANYWHERE NEAR MAKING IT TO THE RING! CY’S PULLED DOWN FROM THE LADDER!! IT’S JACOB SENN! JACOB HAS JUMPED THE BARRICADE! HE’S INSERTING HIMSELF INTO THIS CONTEST! Cy’s serious look of surprise now seems to be transitioning to one of joy! Cy’s laughing in the face of Jacob Senn! LOOK OUT! BRIAN DANIELS!! BRIAN DANIELS WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF CY’S HEAD! CY TURNS AROUND AND IMMEDIATELY BEGINS THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS WITH HIS RIVAL!! DANIELS SEEMS INTENT ON KEEPING CY FROM COMING BACK PERIOD!! THEIR BRAWL SPILLS TO THE OUTSIDE AS JACOB SENN IS LEFT ALONE IN THE RING! SENN NOW ACTUALLY EYING THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! Is he… Is he thinking what I think he’s thinking?! PUNCH TO THE FACE!!! ZACK CRASH WITH A PUNCH TO THE FACE OF JACOB SENN!! Jacob is looking up in shock as he’s been knocked on his ass by a pissed off Zack Crash! Zack now yelling at Jacob as he continues to favor his damaged right arm and back! Jacob seems in shock at all of this!

WWEFan: HOLD ON!! HADES IS CLIMBING UP THE LADDER!! ZACK IS DISTRACTED WHILE HADES BEGINS CLIMBING THAT LADDER!! ZACK TURNS AROUND AND SEES HIS OPPONENT SOMEHOW CLIMBING UP TO THE BELT! ZACK STUMBLES OVER TO THE LADDER AND BEGINS CLIMBING HIMSELF! HADES IS STRUGGLING, BUT HE’S DOING ANYTHING HE CAN TO GRAB THAT BELT! ZACK IS GOING AS FAST AS HE CAN!! HADES… HADES IS UP!! HADES GRABS THE BELT!!! ZACK WITH A SHOT TO THE RIBS!! ZACK CLIMBS UP NOW TO THE TOP WITH HADES! HADES WITH A FOREARM TO THE SKULL OF ZACK! ZACK WITH AN ELBOW TO HADES! HADES WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND! ZACK WITH A LEFT HAND! BOTH MEN TRADING PUNCHES ATOP THE LADDER!! LOOK OUT!!!! JACOB SENN SENDS THE LADDER TIPPING OVER!!!! HADES IS SENT CRASHING AND BURNING OVER THE ROPES AND ONTO THE CEMENT ON THE OUTSIDE AS THE LADDER DROPS TO THE CANVAS!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! ZACK! ZACK!! HE’S HANGING ONTO THE ROPE THAT HOLDS THE WORLD TITLE!! HE’S STILL TRYING!! HE’S HOLDING ON!! ZACK DROPS TO THE CANVAS!!! HE’S GOT THE WORLD TITLE!!! HE UNSTRAPPED THE WORLD TITLE!! JACOB SENN CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE’S JUST DONE!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Crash” by Decyfer Down plays all throughout the arena as several members of security and several backstage Officials swarm the ring and outside area as some check on Hades, some check on Zack, some break up the brawl between Cy Henderson and Brian Daniels, and the rest back Jacob Senn away into the corner as he looks on in shock)

Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST…. AND SSTTTTIIIIIIIIILLLLLL E-A-W HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!….. ZACK CRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!…..

Mak: What the FUCK just happened?!

WWEFan: Cy Henderson just tried to end this contest himself and steal the World Championship! One thing seemed to lead to another and it ended when Jacob Senn tried to get back at Zack and ended up WINNING this match for Zack instead! I can’t believe it either! What an escalated sequence of events!

Mak: Nick Angel, Deity, and Venom now rush out here as they check on the still downed Hades The Hellraiser on the outside of the ring while doctors check on him as well and check on Zack Crash!

(The Referee hands Zack Crash his World Heavyweight Championship as Zack glares at a Jacob Senn, who continues to look on in disbelief)

WWEFan: Hold on! Jacob Senn seems to have pushed his way through security and exits the ring! This hometown crowd of his in Chicago seems as baffled as he does! Jacob now hops the barricade and quickly makes his way through the crowd as it seems as though the night is going to end with Zack Crash retaining the World Heavyweight Championship once again here at No Regards! What a brutal and hellacious match that was and only one of many we witnessed here tonight!

(Zack Crash is helped to his feet by a few Officials with a look of anger on his face as he clutches his World Heavyweight Championship in his left hand while the camera fades to black)

(EAW logo buzzes)

The full show of No Regards 2013 can be found HERE

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