WWEFan: And now it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for ladies and gentlemen–
Mak: Oh, we’re gonna have a World Heavyweight Champion?
WWEFan: No… It’s time for the main event of the evening! It’s time for a contest that has boiled over from a friendship into one of the most heated, bad-blooded, grudge matches we’ve seen in EAW! The phrase “No love lost” doesn’t do this justice! This is a contest between two men that will do absolutely everything in their being to defeat their opponent, even if they die trying! I hope it doesn’t come down to that, but once that cage has been lowered.. It certainly isn’t out of the realm of possibility.
(Video package for Tyler Parker and Mr. DEDEDE’s feud plays; featuring “Safe to Say I’ve Had Enough” by Seether)
(Camera cuts back to the Announcer in the middle of the ring)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is the first EVER HIGH VOLTAGE MATCH!!… Once both competitors are in the ring, the electrified cage will be lowered… Making any physical contact with the cage itself will result in immediate shock of several thousand volts, with the amperage increasing the longer physical contact is maintained!… Once the bell has rung, anything goes and victory can only be obtained by pinfall or submission!…
(“On Sight” by Kanye West plays all throughout the arena as a cocky Mr. DEDEDE makes his way out to the stage in dark camouflage jeans, a House of Renegades-designed vest, and a guitar in hand; customized with barbwire strings and filled with shards of glass, thumbtacks, and nails)
Announcer: First, making his way to the ring…. From Fort Lauderdale, Florida!…. Weighing in at 240 pounds!…. REPRESENTING THE HOUSE OF RENEGADES…. HE IS THE “ULTIMATE OPPORTUNIST”…. MR. DE! DE!! DDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!….
Mak: The King of Overcompensation makes his appearance before us tonight with his greatest example: a sadistic piece of weaponry that he calls the “Equalizer”. No, kids, that’s not a sledgehammer, that’s very much a guitar that looks as if it’s been designed by the Manson family. Speaking of DDD lacking in size, one thing he certainly doesn’t lack in his egotism as he practically oozes confidence with that shit-eating grin of his. He looks as though he’s got this contest in the bag.
(“Lies” by Evanescence plays all throughout the arena as Tyler Parker makes his way out to the stage in a hooded trench coat with several golden mythological signs on it… He pulls off the hood to reveal his determined expression before taking off the trench coat to reveal his new white and gold attire)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way to the ring…. From Syracuse, New York!…. Weighing in at 223 pounds!…. HE IS THE “LIEGE OF LIGHT”…. TYLER PAAAAAARRRRRRKKKEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!….
WWEFan: Tyler said it best himself earlier tonight in that this may not be a World Championship, but he’s going to treat it like one! He’s got that passion burning in his eyes that makes him such a dangerous competitor, ESPECIALLY when in the ring with someone he loathes as much as DEDEDE! Both men now looking at one another from opposite corners of the ring as this sadistic High Voltage cage begins to descend…
(The roofed, doorless Cage with multiple “High Voltage” signs attached to the walls begins to lower down around the ring)
Mak: Looks like we’ve got company!
WWEFan: WHAT THE HELL?! HADES THE HELLRAISER, NICK ANGEL, AND VENOM JUST JUMPED THE BARRICADE!! THEY’VE SLID INTO THE RING JUST BEFORE THE CAGE LOWERS! NO! THIS ISN’T GONNA TO HAPPEN LIKE THAT!
Mak: DEDEDE’s got a wicked smile on his face as Tyler brawls with Hades, Nick, and Venom in the ring, but the numbers game is proving too much for him! The House of Renegades are about to put out the Liege of Light!
(WWEFan takes off his headset and rushes over to the cage)
WWEFan (without a microphone): DON’T YOU DARE RING THE BELL YET! THIS MATCH HASN’T STARTED! RAISE THE CAGE! RAISE IT!
Mak: HADES HAS A HOLD OF TYLER BY HIS THROAT! SENDS HIM UP… TYLER ESCAPES IT AS HE NAILS HADES WITH A FLURRY OF UNFORGIVING FOREARMS TO THE FACE!! HE TAKES HADES DOWN WITH A BIG DROPKICK! VENOM IN NOW! HE’S DROPPED WITH A HIP TOSS!! DDD continues to look on as Tyler gets to his feet! DDD’s got that Equalizer in hand and he’s more than ready to use it as Tyler stares down with him! TYLER CHARGES–GROUND ZERO CONNECTS!!!! NICK ANGEL LAYS TYLER OUT IN A SPLIT SECOND AS THE CAGE IS RAISED!!
WWEFan (grabbing a microphone): THIS IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN! YOU THREE ARE BANNED FROM RINGSIDE AND IF I EVEN SEE YOU AGAIN TONIGHT, YOUR CONTRACTS WILL BE TERMINATED! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
Mak: Hades, Nick, and Venom seem to be hard of hearing as they ignore Fan’s threats and smile at a laughing DEDEDE as the rest of the Renegades exit the ring and take their leave while Fan yells in their faces… Looks like it’s not gonna do much for Tyler. I think the damage has already been done.. The cage begins to descend again around the ring as the Referee has no choice but to ring for the bell as Fan seems to be getting back to his spot on commentary..
(DING! DING! DING!)
Mak: This match is officially underway as DEDEDE almost IMMEDIATELY rushes in and rolls Tyler onto his back! PLACING A BOOT ON TYLER’S CHEST FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!………
WWEFan: TYLER KICKS OUT! HE’S NOT GOING DOWN THAT EASILY! C’MON, TYLER! DEDEDE DROPS DOWN AND TIGHTLY AND HOOKING BOTH OF TYLER’S LEGS THIS TIME! KICK OUT OF IT, TYLER!
Mak: Tyler’s still showing that he’s in this contest as he kicks out for a second time! DDD doesn’t seem too surprised, but as they say, if you want something down right, you’ve gotta do it yourself!
WWEFan: I can’t believe someone like DEDEDE would stoop to the lows he’s gone to lately! This is absolutely despicable and I hope he gets what’s coming to him for that! He left me in charge and as long as I’m in charge I say he better start relying on his own abilities in the ring, because the moment we see his allies in the House of Renegades again tonight will be the LAST time we see them! DEDEDE quickly mounts the chest of Tyler and shows absolutely no respect for his downed opponent as he wails on him! Tyler may be hurting after the constant attacks he’s been victim to at the hands of his opponent over the past weeks, but he knows he’s gotta do what he can to block those oncoming blows if he wants to have a chance in this match! DDD’s showing not even an ounce of mercy just as he promised as he breaks through Tyler’s defense and catches him with a big shot to the nose! DDD looking for something even more heinous as he drags Tyler back to a vertical base… HE SENDS HIM INTO THAT ELECTRIFIED CAGE WALL!! No! Tyler stops it with a boot and quickly sends an elbow back into the jaw of DDD! Tyler may have found an opportunity to get back in this as he turns around! He’s caught with a toe kick to the gut! DDD DRIVES TYLER BACKWARDS INTO THE CAGE WALL!! Tyler’s zapped immediately on impact as he drops to his knees on the canvas!
Mak: That cage is not something to be screwed around with by any means and that one blow Tyler just took from it could be all that’s needed to end this contest in favor of DDD! DDD now grabbing a hold of the kneeling Tyler Parker.. Sends a closed-fist shot to the forehead! Another! DDD rapidly unloading with those shots to the forehead, but Tyler’s refusing to go down! He’s still on his feet and whether that his will pushing him through the pain or his scrambled brain not knowing what would be best to do remains to be seen! DDD just said something to Tyler… He’s making his way over towards that Equalizer of his! This is about to get messy! I’m loving this! DDD’S GOT THAT EQUALIZER UP!! AND DOWN!! LOWBLOW! LOWBLOW TO MR. DEDEDE FROM TYLER!! That Equalizer drops to the canvas as DDD follows behind, landing on his knees in front of a determined Tyler Parker! Tyler sends a shot to the face of DDD! Another shot! A big forearm connects with a loud “thud” right into the collarbone of DDD! Tyler now using the kneeling DDD to climb back to his feet.. HE CATCHES DDD WITH A BIG DDT–DRIVING THE “ULTIMATE OPPORTUNIST” ON HIS HEAD INTO THE CANVAS!! Tyler rolls DDD over… HE’S GOT HIM COVERED!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!
WWEFan: DDD UNFORTUNATELY KICKS OUT OF IT! Tyler may be running on fumes already in this contest, but he’s going to have to push himself to inhuman limits here just to make a comeback and MAYBE walk out of this one with a victory! Both men are feeling the effects of their opponent’s offense thus far as they race back to their feet.. DDD’s the first man to his feet as he quickly makes his way over to Parker.. Pulling him up–He’s caught with a forearm to the mid-section from Tyler! Another big right hand connects to the solar plexus as Tyler springs to his feet! DDD nails him with a shot of his own! Tyler comes back with a forearm right across the face! DDD with another hard shot! Tyler fires back with a LOUD knife-edge chop, lighting up DDD! DDD catches Tyler with a powerful knee to the gut and it seems that may be it for that struggle between these two men as DDD grabs a hold of Tyler… LOOKING FOR A BIG IRISH WHIP INTO THE CAGE!! Tyler stops himself AND PULLS DDD INTO HIM WITH A HUGE FOREARM RIGHT OFF JAW!! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS! ANOTHER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS ON DDD! DDD sends a kick straight to the bread-basket of Tyler! PULLING HIM IN!! LOOKING TO HIT THAT PATENTED DEDEDE DDT!! It’s no good as Tyler refuses to let it go through! TYLER PICKING DDD UP! INVERTED ATOMIC DROP CONNECTS! TYLER LOOKING FOR A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX HERE… No, DDD’s not having it as he sends multiple clubbing blows into the spine of Tyler! Tyler slips out from under DDD’s arm and pushes him away…
Mak: DDD CHARGES BACK! HE’S MET WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE FROM TYLER! DDD IS SENT BACKPEDALING AS HIS BACK MAKES CONTACT WITH THE CAGE!! You can see the excruciating pain on DDD’s face as he stumbles forward and into Tyler! TYLER SENDS DDD UP INTO THE AIR–MASSIVE POP-UP EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS ON DEDEDE!!! TYLER PARKER JUST TOOK A PAGE RIGHT OUT OF HIS FORMER PARTNER, “GOODLUCK” CHARLIE’S PLAYBOOK AND IT WAS A THING OF BEAUTY!! TYLER DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS A LEG!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!……
WWEFan: KICK OUT FROM DDD! It’s not enough! Tyler’s gotta do more than that if he wanna keeps this former multi-time World Champion opponent down! DDD once again showing just how resilient he is as he’s once again looking to climb back to a vertical base as Tyler does the same… Tyler makes it up first as he almost immediately drives a boot into the body of a still down DDD! Another stomp! Tyler’s doing all he can to keep his opponent down; sending these boots into DDD with all of the hate and anger he can possibly muster! Tyler seems to have got to thinking of something else to end DDD with as he stalks his opponent… DDD’s about up! TYLER SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! FINAL CHAPTER!!! NO–DDD LEAPS UP FOR A BIG DROPKICK INTO THE BACK OF TYLER, SENDING HIM CRASHING INTO THAT ELECTRIFIED CAGE!! TYLER IS WRITHING IN PAIN HERE ON THE CANVAS AS A REASSURED SMILE FORMS ACROSS THE FACE OF DDD!! He knows he may have just put himself right back into the driver’s seat! That’s the second time in this contest he’s sent Tyler into that brutal High Voltage wall and each time takes more and more out of you! DDD looks more and more like a lunatic the longer a contest goes on as he becomes less uncontrollable with every passing second! DDD quickly stumbles to his feet and looks down on his damaged opponent… He drops a big elbow into the spine of Tyler!
Mak: DDD back up and immediately drops another elbow! DDD back up and goes down for a third unforgiving elbow into the spine of Tyler! DDD sees that Equalizer of his and looks to insert it back into this contest in an emphatic way as he crawls over to it… Tyler doing all he can to push himself back up.. HE’S–DDD GRABS THE GUITAR AND SWINGS IT OVER AND RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK OF TYLER PARKER!! THE BARBWIRE STRINGS JUST CLAWING AT HIS FLESH AS IT SMACKS HIM!! DDD LIFTS THE GUITAR BACK UP AS TYLER CLIMBS UP TO HIS HANDS AND KNEES… HE SWINGS THAT EQUALIZER INTO THE SPINE OF TYLER ONCE AGAIN! GOD, YOU CAN FEEL TYLER’S PAIN JUST BY WATCHING AS THE BARBWIRE RIPS AT HIS FLESH! DDD NOW GRINDING THOSE BARBWIRE STRINGS ON TYLER PARKER’S BACK!! BLOOD IS BEGINNING TO FLOW LIKE A RIVER HERE! TYLER’S BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE HE’S BEEN MAULED BY AN ANIMAL! DDD quickly drops the Equalizer.. HE ROLLS TYLER OVER, LOOKING FOR THE WIN AS HE COVERS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!
WWEFan: TYLER SHOWS HE’S STILL IN THIS AS HE GETS A SHOULDER UP! DDD seems to not even be fazed as he rolls Tyler back onto his stomach, revealing the blood-stained canvas from Tyler’s open wounds as DDD… Grabbing that Equalizer.. HE WRAPS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF TYLER PARKER!! THE BARBWIRE AT TYLER’S THROAT AS DDD LOCKS IN A STEINER RECLINER!!! DDD LOOKS LIKE A MAD MAN! HIS TONGUE STICKING OUT AS HE SEEMS TO BE LEGITIMATELY ENJOYING THE PAIN HE’S INFLICTED ON THIS BLOODIED AND BATTERED TYLER PARKER!!! TYLER MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP! HE’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO!! C’MON, TYLER! C’MON! I don’t want it to have to end here, but Tyler could very well be fatally wounded by that barbwire! TYLER’S CLAWING TOWARDS THE ROPES!! HE’S PUSHING FORWARD AGAINST THAT BARBWIRE-STRINGED GUITAR!! DDD CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS HE PULLS BACK ON IT HARDER AND HARDER!! HE’S LOOKING TO DAMN-NEAR DECAPITATE TYLER!!
Mak: HOLD ON! TYLER’S FADING! THE BLOOD LOSS IS GETTING THE BETTER OF HIM… HE… TYLER’S OUT!! HIS EYES ARE CLOSED; HE COULD BE UNCONSCIOUS! The Referee quickly rushes over and grabs the right hand of Tyler… It drops to the canvas without a struggle!
WWEFan: This is not looking good at all… The right hand of Tyler raised again… And it drops to the canvas for a second time…
Mak: It looks like the end is neigh for Tyler Parker as his hand is raised up for a third and final time… TYLER’S MOVING! THE HAND OF TYLER REMAINS FIRMLY UP IN THE AIR!! LOOK AT THIS! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF TYLER PARKER AS HE FIGHTS BACK! HIS EYES ARE WIDE OPEN NOW AND HE SEEMS TO BE FEEDING OFF OF THE ADRENALINE CAUSED FROM THE PAIN HE’S TAKEN FROM THIS BEATING! DDD CAN’T BELIEVE IT! TYLER’S UP TO JUST ONE KNEE!! HE’S COMING BACK! DDD’S GOT THAT GUITAR, TRYING TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HIM, BUT HE’S NOT GIVING UP! TYLER MAKES IT TO HIS FEET! HE SWINGS AN ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF DDD! ANOTHER HUGE ELBOW ROCKS DDD! AS BOTH MEN ARE SENT BACKING UP INTO THE ROPES! TYLER SENDS ONE FINAL ELBOW AND IT CONNECTS AS DDD DROPS THE EQUALIZER AND THE BACK OF HIS HEAD CATCHES THAT ELECTRIFIED CAGE!! TYLER CHARGES INTO THE ADJACENT ROPES–HE’S PULLED BACK BY HIS HAIR!! DDD’S GOT HIM! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX RIGHT INTO ONE OF THOSE STEEL “HIGH VOLTAGE” SIGNS HANGING ON THE CAGE WALL!!!
WWEFan: Tyler Parker drops forward SOMEHOW on his feet, but on spaghetti legs after the back of his skull caught that steel sign on the cage! LOOK OUT!! DDD-O-MATIC!!! THE DDD-O-MATIC DROPS TYLER RIGHT ON THAT BACK OF HIS HEAD AGAIN AS DDD GRABS HIS LEGS FOR THE COVER!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………
Mak: TYLER KICKS OUT OF IT!! Tyler’s STILL in this!! He’s taken a hellacious beating, but he’s still breathing! Can you imagine how much you would have to hate a man to go to these limits just to stay alive in a match even when you’re on the wrong side of it?! Tyler has taken a fucking beating thus far and just won’t stay down! DDD can’t seem to believe it as he immediately grabs a hold of Tyler by his hair, dragging him up.. DDD’s got him set up on his knees as he looks to reenact this execution he looked for earlier on! PICKING THAT EQUALIZER BACK UP! HE CHARGES AS HE SWINGS THAT EQUALIZER RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF TYLER!! NOBODY’S HOME AS TYLER CATCHES DDD WITH A DROP TOE HOLD OUT OF DESPERATION! DDD eats the canvas as he lands, giving Tyler even just a little bit of time to recuperate! Tyler seems to instead be looking to capitalize on catching DDD off-guard as he begins climbing back up… DDD looks furious as he scrambles up to his feet… GRABBING A HOLD OF TYLER! TYLER SPRINGS UP–HE’S GOT DDD ON HIS SHOULDERS!! HE’S GOT HIM UP!! FIREMAN’S CARRY TAKEOVER INTO A KNEE BY TYLER PARKER!! DDD’s left looking dazed and confused in a sitting up position in the middle of the ring! He’s a sitting duck! Tyler Parker quickly rushing back to his feet… HE MAKES IT AS HE CHARGES INTO DDD AND NAILS HIM WITH A LOUD BOOT SMACKING OFF THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!! DDD’s still looking out of it, but he’s not down!
WWEFan: Tyler rushes into the ropes… HE COMES BACK WITH A BIG RUNNING ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF DDD’S SKULL!! The “Ultimate Opportunist” is still sitting up! It looks like his eyes are about to roll right into the back of his head any second now! Tyler… TYLER’S EYING THAT EQUALIZER!! HE SLOWLY PICKS IT UP AND SEEMS TO BE LOOKING AT IT WITH THE SAME LOOK DDD HAD!! THAT’S MALICIOUS INTENT IN HIS EYES! TYLER RUSHES INTO THE ROPES! LOOK OUT!! TYLER SWINGS THAT EQUALIZER INTO THE BACK OF MR. DEDEDE’S SKULL AS IT BREAKS ON IMPACT!!!! AS STEW-O WOULD SAY, BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!! DDD DROPS LIKE GODDAMN CORPSE!! HE’S DOWN! HE JUST GOT HIS SKULL KNOCKED OUT OF THE PARK WITH THAT ONE AS TYLER MAY HAVE LOST HIS ENERGY AFTER THAT! Tyler down on his knees, surrounded by the shattered remains of that Equalizer with fragments of wood, barbwire strings, nails, glass, and thumbtacks everywhere! DDD’s body looks as contorted as a man that just went through a car wreck!! TYLER NEEDS TO MAKE IT TO THE COVER! Tyler wants to end this, but he HAS to cover his opponent! He’s made an unbelievable comeback in this contest, but it’ll be all for naught he if can’t accomplish gaining the victory! Tyler begins crawling his way over to DDD! He’s got this won! IT’S OVER! Wait… No! Tyler’s not going for the cover! He may end up regretting that one as he opts to mount the chest of DDD! HE SENDS A BIG RIGHT HAND INTO THE FACE OF DDD!
Mak: Tyler Parker seems to be verbally assaulting his opponent as he simultaneously drives multiple closed-fist shots straight into his face! You can see blood now pouring down from the left eyebrow area of DDD! Tyler seems to have completely snapped! I don’t think he’s even concerned with ending this match! He just wants to punish his opponent! Tyler now pulls DDD by his hair… Slowly dragging him back to a vertical base… TYLER IMMEDIATELY DRIVES DDD INTO THE HIGH VOLTAGE WALL!! DDD’S FACE PRESSED UP AGAINST THE CAGE AS ELECTRICITY COURSES THROUGH IT AND THE AMPERAGE IS ONLY GOING TO GET HIGHER AND HIGHER WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND!! TYLER JUST GRINDING THE FACE OF DEDEDE AGAINST THAT CAGE!! Tyler puts a stop to the attack as the Referee yells for him to and drops the now equally damaged Mr. DEDEDE down to the canvas… DDD rolling around in pain, favoring his face as Tyler looks down at him with nothing but hatred in his eyes… DDD may be in a lot of trouble here.. Tyler backs up into the nearest corner… He’s… He’s mimicking DEDEDE’s signature prelude to the Spear!! Tyler’s practically salivating at the mouth as he yells for DDD to get to his feet! DDD’s backed himself up into the adjacent corner, using the ropes to aid him… Tyler looks like he’s going to break DDD in half, but is he going to do it with DDD’s own finishing maneuver?! DDD’S UP! TYLER COMES CHARGING!!! SPEAR!!!! TYLER’S SENT UP BY DDD!!
WWEFan: NO–TYLER CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BEFORE HE COLLIDES WITH THE CAGE!! DDD TURNS AROUND! MOONSAULT FROM TYLER!!! NOBODY’S HOME AS DDD DODGES OUT OF THE WAY! Tyler manages to land flat on his feet! DDD FROM BEHIND!! WHAT’S HE–ACROSS THE PARK!!!! DDD DROPS TYLER WITH HIS OWN FINISHING MANEUVER!! DDD CRAWLING OVER TO THE BODY OF TYLER… HE’S.. HE ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK!! THAT’S A COVER AS DDD HOOKS THE LEG!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!
Mak: TYLER KICKS OUT OF IT!! TYLER KICKS OUT! He just BARELY saved himself from a MAJOR humiliating defeat! DDD can’t believe it! DDD is literally pulling his hair out; frustrated by the resilience of his opponent! He wants to put this contest to an end! DDD quickly climbs back to his feet using the Referee to aid him and stumbles over to Tyler! DDD unloading with several hard stomps into the body of Tyler!
DEDEDE (without a microphone): STAY DOWN! STAY DOWN!!
WWEFan: DDD tops it off with one big stomp to the face of Tyler before he backs up into the nearest corner! DDD’s got a look of determination in his eyes! He’s going to kill Tyler Parker if it means winning this match! Tyler’s beaten and battered; he may have absolutely nothing left in the tank by this point! He’s thrown everything he’s got at DDD and missed a HUGE chance to end this contest! He may have sealed his fate in this match and now it’s about to cut him in half as DDD continues to pull on his own hair while Tyler Parker climbs up.. HE’S UP ON HIS FEET! SPEAR!!!! TYLER DROPPED BEFORE IT COULD CONNECT AS HE… HE’S CLIMBING BACK UP… HE–DOUBLE-LEG ELEVATED BOSTON CRAB!!! THAT’S THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! TYLER’S GOT DDD TRAPPED IN THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! DDD’S IN PANIC MODE HERE!! HE’S DOING EVERYTHING HE POSSIBLY CAN TO GET TO THE ROPES!! DDD’S LEAVING CLAW MARKS IN THE DAMN CANVAS JUST TO GET TO THE ROPES! TYLER DRAGS HIM AWAY AND INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!
Mak: DDD’S SEALED HIS OWN FATE BY UNDERESTIMATING TYLER PARKER! HE’S FOUND HIMSELF IN STORE FOR A HUMILIATING LOSS!! DDD KNOWS JUST MUCH HE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THIS OR MAKE IT TO THE ROPES, BUT IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE EITHER WILL HAPPEN! TYLER’S GOT THOSE WALLS LOCKED IN TIGHT AND IT’S CLEAR FROM HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION THAT HE DOESN’T INTEND ON LETTING GO ANYTIME SOON! DDD’S IN TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF PAIN AS HIS SPINE IS SLOWLY BEING BENT IN A DIRECTION IT ISN’T MEANT TO GO! DDD’S FOUND HIMSELF CAUGHT IN THIS HOLD MANY TIMES THROUGHOUT HIS CAREER, BUT NONE QUITE LIKE THIS!! DDD CONTINUES TO LOOK FOR THOSE ROPES AS HIS SAVING GRACE, BUT IT MAY BE TOO LATE! THE DAMAGE MAY HAVE ALREADY BEEN DONE AND I’M CERTAIN THAT THOUGH DDD’S ONLY A FEW FEET FROM MAKING IT TO THOSE ROPES, IT FEELS LIKE MILES TO HIM! DDD… DDD COULD BE FADING! Tyler continues to increase the pressure on this hold, but DDD could be losing consciousness! HOLD ON! DDD’S SUDDENLY STARTED THRASHING ABOUT LIKE A MADMAN!! HE’S LOST HIS DAMN MIND!! DDD LOOKS LIKE HE’S LITERALLY POSSESSED!! HE’S FOUND THE STRENGTH TO POTENTIALLY GET OUT OF THIS AS HE SLOWLY FINDS HIS WAY BACK ONTO HIS BACK!
WWEFan: Hold on–Tyler quickly switches plans here… HE’S GOT DDD SET UP! SLINGSHOT!!! DDD GOES FLYING FACE-FIRST INTO ONE OF THOSE STEEL SIGNS ON THE CAGE WALL!! DDD is sent dropping back flat on his back as Tyler looks to lock the Walls of Impact back in for the win! HOLD ON! DDD MUST HAVE GRABBED THAT SIGN OFF THE WALL ON HIS WAY DOWN! HE’S GOT IT IN HAND! DDD CRACKS THAT SIGN OFF THE SKULL OF TYLER! DDD NAILS TYLER IN THE SKULL A SECOND TIME! Tyler drops down as this lunatic, Mr. DEDEDE, rushes over to capitalize… HE’S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BIG… METH-LOCK!!!! HE’S GOT THE METH-LOCK IN TIGHT ON TYLER PARKER!!! HOLD ON! TYLER’S SLIPPED OUT OF IT BEFORE IT COULD BE FULLY IN AS HE QUICKLY SWINGS AN ELBOW INTO DDD! Another elbow into the skull of DDD! Tyler’s not letting him take back control of this contest that easily as he slowly drags both men back to their feet in a neckbreaker position… TYLER SHOWING GREAT STRENGTH AS HE PICKS DDD UP ONTO HIS BACK IN A CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB POSITION!! BLACK CROWN!!! NO-DDD’S FIGHTING THE NECKBREAKER! DDD throwing some elbows of his own for once in this brutal match! DDD escapes it and drops to his feet behind Tyler! Tyler turns around AND INTO A KICK TO THE GUT!! DEDEDE DDT CONNECTS!!! DDD DRAPES AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF TYLER FOR THE PIN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!…….. THREE!!!!!!
Mak: TYLER KICKS OUT OF IT!! TYLER KICKS OUT YET AGAIN! THIS GUY IS INHUMAN! These two men are dismantling one another! What do they have to do to win?! What do they have to do just to keep the other guy down?! This is an unbelievable contest we’re seeing here tonight and both of these competitors are proving right here and now why it is they are in the headlining spot! These guys have brutalized one another and have maimed one another! Both men continue to bleed: Tyler from his back and DDD from his forehead! Neither one seems to have anything left in them, but neither will quit! Hold on! Both men finally showing signs of life… Both competitors slowly rising up onto their hands and knees.. Tyler and DDD lock eyes and immediately reflect an expression of absolute, pure, hatred! Tyler and DDD reach out for one another… Both slowly rising to their feet! They’re using each other to get back up! Both men find a way back to their feet–Tyler immediately pulls DDD in for a European uppercut! DDD connects with a European uppercut of his own as it nearly knocks Tyler off of his feet! DDD fires again, this time with an open-hand chop off the chest of Tyler! A big right hand connects to the face of Tyler from DDD! TYLER’S TIPPING! No–He grabs a hold of DDD and pulls himself in for a BRUTAL forearm right off the side of DDD’s face! That one was loud! Tyler with another forearm! Another! ANOTHER! Tyler takes a step back.. DISCUS FOREARM!! DDD DUCKS IT AND CATCHES TYLER!! GRAND SLAM!!!! NO-TYLER ELBOWS OUT OF IT! TYLER NOT LETTING UP WITH THOSE RAPID ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF DDD’S SKULL!! Tyler breaks away from DDD and connects with a big kick to the chest!
WWEFan: Another kick connects right off the chest of DDD! This isn’t something we’re used to seeing from Tyler! Another kick connects as DDD drops down to his knees! TYLER UNLOADING WITH A FLURRY OF KICKS TO THE CHEST!! DDD’s ripe for the picking! TYLER OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE!! FINAL CHAPTER!!! SPEAR!!!! DDD CATCHES TYLER IN MID-AIR WITH A SICKENING SPEAR!!! HE’S GOTTA COVER HIM!!! TYLER LOOKS LIKE HE’S OUT COLD AFTER THAT ONE!! DDD’S CRAWLING TOWARDS HIM FOR THE PIN!! HE LEAPS OVER TO DRAPE AN ARM ACROSS THE CHEST!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mak: IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER!
WWEFan: No! The Referee realizes Tyler had a foot on the bottom rope!! This is going to continue!! DDD looks up at the Official in complete and utter shock! DDD legitimately looks lost here! DDD screams out in frustration!! He can’t believe this! I can’t believe this! I don’t think anyone watching can believe just how much Tyler refuses to lose this! DDD pushes the Official away as he grabs a hold of Tyler once more and for perhaps the last time… He’s insulting him straight to his face as he drags him back to a vertical base.. He’s got him up! LOOK OUT! DIAMOND DIAMOND DEMOLITION!!!! NO–TYLER FORCES DDD OFF!! DDD QUICKLY TURNS AROUND! DISCUS FOREARM CONNECTS LOUDLY OFF THE FACE OF DEDEDE AS HE’S SENT REELING INTO THE NEAREST CORNER!! TYLER’S GOT A CHANCE TO END THIS!! TYLER RUSHES! CORNER SPLASH CONNECTS!! HE’S PICKING DDD UP! HE’S GOT HIM ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! TYLER CLIMBING UP THERE WITH HIM AS HE LOOKS TO EMPHATICALLY END THIS!! DEPRAVITY FROM THE TOP!!!! NO! DDD DRIVES A KNEE INTO THE SKULL OF TYLER AND SLIPS OUT OF IT! DDD quickly slides between the legs of Tyler! HE PICKS TYLER UP IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP POSITION! TYLER’S FIGHTING BACK! DDD stumbles forward as Tyler climbs back onto the top turnbuckle with DDD in his grasp! What’s he… TYLER WITH AMAZING STRENGTH AS HE PULLS DDD UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS WHILE ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! INCREDIBLE!! THIS ISN’T GONNA BE PRETTY!! DDD’S CLUTCHING THE CORNER OF THE CAGE!! THE SHOCK FROM THE CAGE IS GETTING TO HIM–HE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO HOLD ON!! DDD LETS GO!! SUPER LIGER BOMB!!!!! BOTH MEN CRASH THROUGH THE RING!!!! JESUS CHRIST!! BOTH OF THESE MEN JUST WENT THROUGH THE GODDAMN RING!! I CAN’T SEE EITHER OF THEM!! I DON’T SEE A SOUL!! BOTH OF THESE MEN HAVE JUST BEEN SWALLOWED BY THE RING!! THIS MATCH MAY HAVE TO BE ENDED!
Mak: As much as I’d hate to, Fan, I might just have to agree with you on that… These guys could have just sent their asses to another dimension with that! I’ve never seen two competitors take it to one another like this and they may have just paid for it in spades! No sign of life yet! E.M.T.s are rushing out here to aid them as… Hold on… HOLD ON! SOMEBODY’S MOVING! SOMEBODY’S CRAWLING OUT FROM UNDER THE APRON AND TO THE OUTSIDE! IT’S DEDEDE!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! DDD SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY ONE WHO SURVIVED HERE!! HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?! DDD’S CRAWLING OUT TOWARDS THE E.M.T.S AS HE—DDD’S BEING DRAGGED BACK?!! NO WAY! DDD’S JUST BEEN TAKEN BACK THROUGH THE RING APRON!! WHAT’S GOING ON?! Hold on… Someone now… TYLER PARKER RISES FROM THAT GAPING HOLE IN THE RING!! HE’S GOT DDD!! TYLER PARKER’S GOT DDD IN HIS GRASP AS HE DRAGS BOTH MEN BACK THROUGH THAT HOLE!! DDD DOESN’T SEEM TO HAVE A PRAYER HERE! TYLER’S DRAGGING HIM BACK UP! ACROSS THE PARK!!!! TYLER DRILLS DDD INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE ACROSS THE PARK AS CRAWLS OVER TO HIS BODY… HE ROLLS HIM OVER!! THERE’S THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Lies” by Evanescence plays all throughout the arena as the fans erupt with cheers and the High Voltage structure is lifted)
Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL….. TYLER PAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRKKKKKEEEEEERRRRR!!!!
WWEFan: What a match! What a match that was! That was one of the most brutal, back and forth contests I’ve ever witnessed between two men! I know this phrase is tossed around a lot, but these two men TRULY laid it all on the line tonight! They utterly destroyed one another just to win tonight! They beat one another to a bloody pulp! In the end, Tyler Parker got his revenge! Tyler Parker has defeated Mr. DEDEDE in the main event of Shock Value tonight!!
Mak: Nobody survived this match, not even the Goddamn ring… But you’re right, unfortunately. You’re very much right that these guys annihilated one another just to capture the win and walk out of this show’s main event victorious and only one man proved to be the better man and that man’s name is Tyler Parker.
WWEFan: I don’t think either of these competitors have anything left in their body to give as E.M.T.s help them both into individual stretchers… Tyler may have been victorious, but he certainly paid for it with his physical well-being. He went as far as sending DEDEDE through the ring and went even beyond that just to win and though he succeeded, you’ve gotta wonder what kind of toll it took on him.
( For the full Shock Value 2013 event, check out the show here: http://eawfpvs6.webs.com/shock-value )