(Camera cuts back to the ring)
(“Fire It Up” by Thousand Foot Krutch plays all throughout the arena as Nick Angel and Hades The Hellraiser make their way out to the stage)
Announcer: The following contest is a triple threat tag team contest and is scheduled for ONE fall and is FOR THE E-A-W UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS…. First, the challengers, making their way to the ring…. NICK ANGEL…. HADES THE HELLRAISER…. THE HOUSE! OF!! REEEEENNNNNEEEEGGGGAAAADDEEESSS!!!….
(Eva Marie quickly makes her way out to the stage with a microphone in hand)
Eva: La introducción de los próximos EAW Unificados Tag Team Champions!! …..
(“Gasolina” by Daddy Yankee plays all throughout the arena as Drastiko and Superior Quality 85 make their way out to the ring)
Eva: Haciendo su aparición en el ring …. El equipo de …. CALIDAD SUPERIOR OCHENTA Y CINCO …. Y LO MEJOR DEL MUNDO, DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAASSSTTTTIIIKKKKOOOO! ….
(“Crash” by Decyfer Down plays all throughout the arena as Zack Crash and Jacob Senn make their way out to the stage with the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships around their waists)
Announcer: And lastly, making their way to the ring…. THEY ARE THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…. THE TEAM OF…. JACOB SENN…. AND ZACK CRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHH!!!….
(DING! DING! DING!)
WWEFan: Here we go as this contest is officially underway and it looks as though it’s gonna be Zack Crash starting it off with Drastiko… Keep in mind that, pending the complete chaos that will more than likely ensue, the match is SUPPOSED to go with two legal men in the ring out of the three teams and you can either get tagged in by your partner or get tagged by an opponent, but obviously two men on the same team can’t be both legal men… Drastiko and Zack go in for a collar-and-elbow tie up in the middle of the ring… Zack quickly taking advantage as he’s forcing Drastiko into the ropes… Drastiko breaks through it and immediately slides between the legs of Zack! Zack turns around to meet a jumping spin kick to the chest! Drastiko immediately springboards off the middle rope next to Zack and catches him on his shoulders! HURRICANRANA! NO! Zack’s not letting it happen! He swings Drastiko back onto his shoulders! POWERBOMB! DRASTIKO ROLLS OFF THE BACK OF ZACK AND INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN!!
Mak: Zack quickly kicks out of it as both men scramble to get back to their feet.. Zack swings but is immediately caught with a big armdrag from Drastiko! Zack back up again and once again is caught with the arm drag! Zack’s up for a third time as Drastiko goes for a beautiful dropkick! Zack catches Drastiko by his feet! He could be looking for a submission! Drastiko’s looking to struggle out of it… Zack changes his mind! SLINGSHOT INTO THE NEAREST CORNER!! Drastiko happened to have landed face-first into the corner of the House of Renegades as Nick tags himself in… Nick quickly enters the ring as he and Zack circle the ring.. Both men go in for a collar-and-elbow tie up! No! Nick quickly breaks out of it and catches Zack! SIDE SUPLEX CONNECTS! Great move there from the young Nick Angel as he quickly rushes up to his feet and lays into a rising Zack with several hard stomps! Nick pulls Zack up the rest of the way and sends him into the empty corner of the ring… Nick follows right behind as he connects with a big shoulder thrust! Another shoulder thrust connects! Nick following up as he drives an elbow into the jaw of Zack! Nick picking Zack up and seating him on the top turnbuckle… This is looking bad for somebody! Nick climbing up there! LOOK OUT! SUPERPLEX CONNECTS ON ZACK CRASH!! ZACK IMMEDIATELY WRITHING IN PAIN ON THE CANVAS!! Nick looks like he may have caught a bit of the damage too, but he’s crawling over for a possible pin… THERE IS IT AS HE HOOKS A LEG OF ZACK!
WWEFan: It’s broken up via a kick to the head of Nick from Jacob Senn! Jacob with another stiff kick to the back of Nick’s head before he drags him up… Jacob pushing Nick back up against the ropes.. And sends him off with an irish whip! Zack catches an oncoming Nick with a drop toe hold! JACOB RUSHES IN AND NAILS ANOTHER BOOT OFF THE BACK OF NICK’S SKULL! The Referee demanding Jacob get back to his team’s corner.. He complies as Zack seems to be looking for the tag to his partner now… Nick seems to be looking for the same… Both men crawling to their respective corners.. BOTH MEN LEAP INTO THE TAG TO HADES AND JACOB! Both men quickly into the ring and both men charge forward! HADES WITH A BIG BOOT! It’s missed as Jacob ducks right under it! Hades is immediately caught with a leaping Enzuigiri right off the back of the head, courtesy of Jacob! Jacob with a nice kip up!
Mak: Rolling forearm smash connects into the jaw of a now dazed Hades! He may only be on his feet for a limited time! Jacob rushes off the ropes! LOOKING FOR A BIG RUNNING CROSSBODY! HADES TURNS IT INTO A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!! Hades seems to have had enough of this after those shots to the skull he took from his opponent as he tags in Superior Quality 85… SQ quickly entering the ring as Jacob tries to climb back up using the ropes to aid him… SQ rushes in with a lock around the waist! BEAUTIFUL GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS! THERE’S A BRIDGE FOR THE COVER!
WWEFan: It’s stopped with a kick to the gut from Hades! I think he was just looking for SQ to work over Jacob, not go for the win, but that’s what you get when you put your trust in one of your opponents.. Hades drags Jacob back over to his team’s corner.. Going out to the apron and tagging himself in… Hades re-enters the ring… Hades pulling SQ back to his feet.. SQ breaks from his grip and nails him with a big European uppercut!! Another loud European uppercut connects on Hades! Drastiko’s got a foot set up on the top rope as SQ grabs a hold of Hades… And drives him right into Drastiko’s boot! SQ now locking the waist of a dazed Hades from behind! Jacob rushes in to lock the waist of SQ from behind! TRIPLE-MAN GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! Jacob seems to be the man back in control here as he climbs back to his feet.. DRASTIKO OFF THE TOP ROPE! HE’S CAUGHT JACOB! HURRICANRANA CONNECTS AS JACOB IS SENT THROUGH THE ROPES AND CRASHING HARD ONTO THE OUTSIDE!! Drastiko with a great-looking rolling kip up to his feet to celebrate! The celebration is cut short as Zack nails him with a rolling elbow right to the face! Zack immediately follows up with a snapmare takedown… BIG KICK OFF THE SPINE OF DRASTIKO! Zack quickly grabs a hold of Drastiko from behind and pulls him to his feet in a Dragon sleeper position.. Nick Angel catches Zack from behind! BIG BACKBREAKER CONNECTS!!
Mak: Nick quickly makes his way over to Jacob who now climbs back to his feet on the outside.. SLINGSHOT PLANCHA OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING ONTO JACOB!! Nick could be looking to continue his attack here on the outside as he pulls Jacob up.. LOOK OUT! ZACK CRASH WITH A BIG SUICIDE DIVE AS HE TAKES NICK ANGEL DOWN!! All three men now brawling on the outside as the team of Zack and Jacob outnumber and seem to be easily taking control over him… Hold on! Drastiko looking to join in on the fun! HE LEAPS UP TO THE NEAREST CORNER! MARCAS DE CRISTO CONNECTS ON NICK, JACOB, AND ZACK THERE ON THE OUTSIDE AS ALL FOUR MEN ARE DOWN!! Hades looks like he may be next in line! All four men on the outside slowly climbing back to their feet… HADES CHARGES!! LOOKING FOR A PLANCHA!! SUPERIOR QUALITY RUSHES IN TO DROP HADES WITH A POWERFUL EUROPEAN UPPERCUT OUT OF NOWHERE!!
WWEFan: SQ may be looking to put this to an end and it would be a perfect time to do just that as all other competitors are down and out! SQ dragging Hades up… Picking him up a vertical suplex position! HE DROPS HADES DOWN ACROSS HIS KNEE WITH A HUGE BACK BREAKING MANEUVER! SQ doesn’t seem finished there as he presses that spine of Hades’ up against his knee! Hades cringing in pain here! Hades manages to swing a leg into the side of SQ’s skull! Hades momentarily finds a moment of relief as he rolls off the knee of SQ… SQ doesn’t look finished yet though as he climbs back to a vertical base and rushes into a kneeling Hades with a cross chop straight to the throat! SQ pulling Hades up! SQ PULLS HADES IN! QUALITY DRIVER!!! No! Hades fights out of it! HADES WRAPS A HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF SQ!! HE’S GOT HIM UP! HADES NAVIGATING SQ OVER TO THE ROPES… RIGHT OVER WHERE ALL FOUR MEN ON THE OUTSIDE ARE! LOOK OUT! HADES CHOKESLAMS SUPERIOR QUALITY ONTO DRASTIKO, JACOB, NICK, AND ZACK!!! Hades doesn’t seem finished yet! He’s awaiting for the men to get back up.. He’s ready to fly! HADES COMES CHARGING!!
Mak: LOOK OUT! HADES LEAPS OVER THE ROPES WITH A HUGE SUICIDE PLANCHA INTO ALL MEN ON THE OUTSIDE!!! WHAT A MOVE! Hades now quickly back to his feet as he pulls SQ up with him… He sends SQ rolling back into the ring as he follows behind… Hades pulling SQ in… HE’S GOT HIM UP!! LAST CALL!!!! SQ manages to slide off the back of Hades! Hades turns around to meet hard forearm to the face! FLOWING SNAP DDT CONNECTS FROM SUPERIOR QUALITY!! SQ looking for a tag to his partner as Drastiko climbs back up to the apron.. SQ inching his way over to an eager Drastiko… HE’S GOT THE TAG! DRASTIKO HOPS OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE RING AS HADES RISES TO HIS KNEES! HE’S MET WITH A HUGE DROPKICK TO THE FACE! Hades is sent rolling back as he scrambles to get back up to his feet! Drastiko immediately leaps to the shoulders of Hades in the corner! Laying into him with shots straight to the face! Drastiko rolls off of Hades and back to his feet! JUMPING ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS!! Hades now stumbling forward! He’s looking dazed as Drastiko rolls back up to his feet! Drastiko charges as Hades swings! Drastiko catches him with a wheelbarrow… UP INTO A BULLDOG! Hades throws him off! HE’S GRASPING THE MASK OF DRASTIKO!! Drastiko rolls through it as Hades scrambles to his feet! DRASTIKO CHARGES! HADES SENDS HIM UP!! Drastiko is launched over into the corner of Jacob and Zack! HE’S CLOCKED WITH A FOREARM FROM JACOB! Jacob leaps into the ring… He drops Hades with a clothesline!
WWEFan: HOLD ON! DRASTIKO RUSHES IN WITH A SCISSORS HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN ON JACOB SENN OUT OF NOWHERE!! Zack quickly hops into the ring and drops Drastiko with a big right hand! Zack quickly pulling Drastiko up.. Drastiko reverses into a jawbreaker! Zack is sent backpedaling into the ropes… DRASTIKO CHARGES, ROLLING UP TO THE SHOULDERS OF ZACK! ZACK TURNS IT AROUND!! JACK KNIFE POWERBOMB TO THE OUTSIDE!! DRASTIKO LANDS HARD! SUPERIOR QUALITY RUSHES IN! HE’S SENT OVER TO THE OUTSIDE AS ZACK DROPS DOWN WITH THE TOP ROPE!! Zack now with Hades in his sights.. HE CHARGES! ROLLING ELBOW!! HADES DUCKS AS ZACK ACCIDENTALLY CLOCKS JACOB WITH THE ELBOW!! NICK IN FROM BEHIND! HE SENDS ZACK SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE NEAREST RINGPOST!! Zack drops to the outside as a dazed Jacob is pulled up… HADES SENDS JACOB UP IN THE AIR! NICK BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH A HARD MID-AIR GROUND ZERO!!! HADES ROLLS JACOB OVER AND HOOKS THE LEGS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Fire It Up” by Thousand Foot Krutch plays all throughout the arena as Hades The Hellraiser and Nick Angel are handed the Unified Tag Team Championships)
Announcer: The Winners of this contest by pinfall!!….. AND NEEEEEWWWWW E-A-W UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…. HADES THE HELLRAISER AND NICK ANGEL…. THE HOUSE! OF!! REEEEENNNNEEEEGGGGAAAADDEEESSS!!!!
Mak: That match erupting into sheer chaos was expected, but these guys beat the ever-living Hell out of one another and that’s all a man can really ask for in the end!
WWEFan: It seems as though Zack Crash and Jacob Senn suffered a big miscommunication at the end there, unfortunately, and as a result, their Tag Team Championship reign was ended prematurely tonight, but nonetheless, congratulations to the team of Hades The Hellraiser and Nick Angel on their victory tonight.