Venue: The Shrine Auditorium
City: Los Angeles, California
Time: 4:30 PM (PST)
( EAW Intro plays )
( We open up to The Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California, where we see the auditorium packed to the rafters full of members of the EAW Universe who sit by, with an excited buzz about the room as they await the show… the camera shows the viewer a view of the beautiful venue, with it’s golden renaissance-like ceiling and well crafted stage. The middle center row divides the floor seats into two, and a curtain is placed in the back to separate the talent from the floor seat fans. A ramp lines down the middle walkway until it reaches a set of steel steps, which allows the talent to ascend onto the stage where the ring is placed. )
( The lights start to dim, prompting the fans to cheer. )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Elite Answers Wrestling is proud to present to you.. THE FIRST EVER EAW END OF THE YEAR SPECIAL… THE SHRINE!!!!
( The audience roars in applause. )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a Fatal 4 Way match scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!
(“My Demons” by Starset plays to a nice ovation as Maddox Ayres comes out from behind the curtains and begins to make his way to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… from Orlando, Florida! Weighing in at 220 pounds… MAAAAAAADDDOOOOXXXXX AAAAAAAYYYRRREEESSSS!!!
(“Jerusalem” by Sir William Blake plays to boos as Reginald Dampshaw III comes out onto the stage with an arrogant look on his face. He immediately makes his way to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Next, from Ryde, Isle of Wight, England! Weighing in at 225 pounds… REEEEGGGIIINNAAAALLLDD DAAAMPPPSSHAAWWW THE THIIIIIIIIIIIRRDD!!!!!!
(“Psyched Out” by The Supersuckers plays as Ryan Wilson runs out from behind the curtains. He stops for a pose before making his way towards the ring.)
Ring Announcer: From Montreal, Quebec, Canada! Weighing in at 230 pounds… RYAAAAAAANNN WWWIIIIIILLSSSOOONNN!!!
(“For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Metallica plays to a nice ovation as The Revenant comes out from behind the curtains. He eyes the opposition in the ring before making his way towards it.)
Ring Announcer: And, from Chicago, Illinois! Weighing in at 227 pounds… TTTHHHEEEEE RREEEEVVEEENNAAANNTTT!!!!!
Drake Jaeger: Well, glad we sat in silence during those entrances. None of these newbies got the balls to make it here in EAW.
Stew-O: I dunno, Drake. Some real upstarts in this match. Ryan Wilson got a huge victory over Lars Grier this past weekend.
Drake Jaeger: What? When?
Stew-O: Christmas Eve.
Drake Jaeger: On what show?
Drake Jaeger: Oh I barely watch that crap. Anyway, it’s time to find out who the special referee is for this match!
(After some time, “Deadz” by Migos plays to a big ovation as Heart Break Boy makes his way out wearing a referee t-shirt.)
Stew-O: OH MY GOD IT’S THE HEART BREAK BOY!!! THE HEART BREAK BOY IS HERE FOR THE SHRINE AND HE IS OFFICIATING THIS UPCOMING FATAL 4 WAY!!
Drake Jaeger: WOW! HEART BREAK BOY AGREED TO OFFICIATE A MATCH?! I’M SURPRISED HE EVEN SHOWED UP TONIGHT!!
Stew-O: Okay, no need for that! HBB is ready in the ring, the competitors are ready, let’s get this thing underway!! HBB calls for the bell…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we go! Rev and Ryan Wilson decide to immediately go at it as they trade blows on one side while Maddox and Reginald lock up on the other. Reginald immediately wraps Maddox in a headlock but Maddox begins to elbow Reginald in the gut. Reginald releases and Maddox follows it up with a dropkick to the head and Reginald goes down. Rev on the other side irish whips Ryan Wilson towards Maddox and Maddox AGAIN with another dropkick! That was picture perfect! And now the two talent from NEO are the last two men standing in the ring! Both men nod at one another before they begin to circle each other. They go in for a lockup!
Drake Jaeger: NO! Reginald and Ryan both back to their feet and interrupt it, and the two begin to beat the HELL out of the others with Ryan focusing on Rev and Reginald focusing on Maddox! Maddox and Rev are forced into opposite corners as the attack continues by their opposition! What’s this now? Ryan and Reginald turn to one another and it looks like they both have a plan! Both men irish whip their respective individuals towards each other! OH! REV AND MADDOX REVERSE IT AND THEY IRISH WHIP RYAN AND REGINALD INSTEAD AND RYAN AND REGINALD COLLIDE INTO ONE ANOTHER, CLASHING HEADS!! Both men roll out of the ring and it’s just Maddox and Rev once again!
Stew-O: And they lockup again! It’s a power struggle but it’s Revenant that manages to get the upper hand as he wraps Maddox in a headlock! Maddox manages though to push Revenant into the ropes before forcing him forward! Revenant rebounds off the other side and comes back with a SHOULDER TAKEDOWN TO MADDOX! Rev runs the ropes again and comes back, but Maddox flips over onto his stomach and Rev leaps over the downed Maddox and heads to the ropes once more! Maddox rises to his feet and delivers a NASTY SLING BLADE TO REV! MADDOX HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH, HBB GOES DOWN TO COUNT…
HBB: ONEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Drake Jaeger: And a kick out! Rev tries to get out of harm’s way as he crawls himself towards a corner but Maddox plans to keep the offensive attack on! OHH! Nasty knees straight to the head of Rev are causing Rev to bring his arms up in an attempt to defend. HBB the official tries to get in between the action to hold Maddox back and Maddox accepts stepping back!! Someone needs to tell this man that this Fatal 4 Way has no disqualifications! OH LOOK OUT!! RYAN WILSON IS BACK UP AND ATTEMPTS A SCHOOLBOY PIN!!
Drake Jaeger: A quick kick out and both men jump to their feet! Maddox attempts an elbow to Ryan’s head but Ryan ducks it and wraps his arms around the stomach of Maddox… SUPER RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! Maddox is floored, and the momentum rolls him under the bottom rope and to the outside! Ryan is back up AND NOW REGINALD IS BACK IN THE ACTION! Both men look at one another before eyeing Revenant seated in the corner! They both have a plan of attack here!
Stew-O: They both make their way over to Rev and lift him up and bring him to the middle of the ring! Reginald grabs Rev and delivers a bridging leg hook belly-to-back suplex! That was quite a mouthful! Rev is down but he isn’t out! Ryan nods at Reginald in approval, before he lifts up Rev now. What’s he got in mind here?! Ryan now… OH AN INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER! Rev drops to his knees, clutching at his lower back in pain. It’s looking like an “anything you can do I can do better!” style of game right now! Reginald lifts up Rev again before lifting him up in the air in the vertical suplex position. He’s holding him there for quite some time!! Ryan stands there, hands on his hips and shaking his head. Reginald is NOT dropping Rev! THE STRENGTH ON THIS MAN! AAAAND FINALLY HE DROPS HIM! Amazing!
Drake Jaeger: Ryan shakes his head again, before quickly leaving the ring and climbing up to the top rope. Rev looks like he’s in a good position here. Ryan… UN CLASSIQUE!! High-angled senton bomb! Ryan sits up… BUT REGINALD IS TRYING TO STEAL A COVER!
HBB: ONEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOO!! THRREEEEEEE–
Drake Jaeger: Ryan pulls Reginald off just in time! Ryan and Reginald begin to get into an argument as they yell at one another! HEY! Maddox is back up! He grabs Reginald by the ankles and pulls him to the ground before dragging him under the bottom rope and to the outside! Maddox… OHHH A VICIOUS LIGHTNING SPIRAL ONTO THE FLOOR!! REGINALD LANDS HARD ON HIS NECK!! THAT WAS DEADLY!
Stew-O: Maddox rolls back into the ring but Ryan immediately jumps onto him and begins to keep him grounded. He begins to deliver knees right into the ribcage of Maddox… BUT REVENANT IS BACK UP! REVENANT GRABS RYAN BY THE HEAD AND PULLS HIM AROUND BEFORE GRABBING HIM AROUND THE THROAT… THE VERDICT! VICIOUS CHOKESLAM RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! Ryan rolls out of the ring and it’s just Maddox and Rev again! Both men run towards run another, but Maddox decides to duck under a clothesline attempt from Rev! OH NO! MADDOX…….. PROJECT: BROKEN!!!!!! THE VERTICAL SUPLEX INTO THE DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER! THIS ONE IS OVER!! HE LOOKS BOTH LEGS AS HBB DROPS FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Stew-O: OHHH AND REV JUST GETS A SHOULDER UP IN TIME! MADDOX CAN’T BELIEVE IT! Maddox checks with HBB to see if it was three but he tells him it was only two! You couldn’t get any closer than that! Maddox decides to not let it get to his head though as he steps back and begins to stalk the downed Rev. Rev is doing his best to get to his feet and it looks like Maddox has a plan in mind here. Rev is up and Maddox steps forward for the COMATOSE!!!
Drake Jaeger: NO!! REV DUCKS UNDER IT BUT MADDOX LANDS ON HIS FEET AFTER ATTEMPTING THAT JUMPING CORKSCREW ROUNDHOUSE! MADDOX TURNS AND REV DELIVERS A HARD KICK TO THE STERNUM OF MADDOX! REV WRAPS HIS LEFT ARM AROUND MADDOX’S HEAD AND THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING! HE LIFTS HIM UP…… THE EXECUTIONER!!! IT’S OVER! REV HOOKS THE LEG AS HBB DROPS FOR THE COVER…
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Metallica plays to a nice ovation as The Revenant rises to his feet. HBB lifts his arm up in the air in victory.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… TTTHHHEEEEE REEEEVVEENNNAAANNTTT!!!
Stew-O: Great match and a great win for The Revenant! He took a beating from Reginald and Ryan Wilson during that but after Maddox came to, this match became a comeback for Rev and he successfully achieved just that with a big win here!
Drake Jaeger: Well a big congratulations to him, I guess. He took a beating for most of it. If it weren’t for Maddox Ayres this would probably be a different result.
Stew-O: Oh, enough Drake. We’ll be right back!
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Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall!!!
(“I Did Something Bad” by Taylor Swift hits to cheers from the crowd as Stark makes his way to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from New York City, weighing in at 220 pounds… THE PSYCHEDELIC SAMURAI!!!… STARK!!!!
Stew-O: Dynasty is putting out two of their finest for this exhibition match here at The Shrine! Stark and Darkane have been rivals since their first encounter in April on Showdown! Since then, they’ve competed together in a fatal four way, along with teaming up for the Grand Prix where they were knocked out by We Are The Bollocks in the second round! Stark himself is headed to King of Elite to compete for the Openweight Championship, while his former tag partner and opponent tonight – Darkane, is going to the FINALS of the King of Elite tournament! Like I said, Drake, these two have a lot to prove tonight just two weeks before some of the biggest matches of their career, so while this show in general doesn’t have a lot of bad blood amongst the competitors heading into it, that competitive edge between these two is going to lead to a hell of a hard hitting match!
(“Born Too Late” by Saint Vitus hits to a downpour of boos from the crowd as the Hardcore Champion Darkane walks out with the title dragging behind him on the ground.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 243 pounds… HE IS THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION… THE GRAVEWORM!!!! DARKANE!!!!
Jaeger: You can sit there and act like these two represent the best of Dynasty – you’re forgetting these two were made on Showdown! We gave you one of the best Hardcore Champions ever, and Stark is Stark, but still! He’s pretty good! Dynasty sucks! Showdown number one!
Stew-O: Yeah well either way, someone from Dynasty is winning this match, so shut up Jaeger.
Jaeger: Bah gawd you’re right…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Stark and Darkane warm themselves up in their corners before approaching each other in the center of the ring! Stark doesn’t look like he’s taking this too seriously, putting his hand out for Darkane –
Jaeger: Does this guy want a high five or something — OH MY GAWD DARKANE JUST SLAPPED STARK IN THE MOUTH!!!! DARKANE FOLLOWS UP WITH AN ELBOW SMASH THAT SENDS STARK ALL THE WAY BACK INTO HIS CORNER AND DARKANE CHARGES AT HIM IN THE CORNER LEAPING FOR THE STINGER SPLASH SLAMMING ALL OF HIS WEIGHT INTO STARK AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!!!! STARK TRIES SHOVING HIS WAY OUT OF THE CORNER BUT DARKANE WEARS HIM DOWN WITH ELBOW SHOTS TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD PUTTING HIM BACK DOWN ON HIS ASS!!!! DARKANE ISN’T HERE TO PLAY GAMES, HE WANTED REVENGE ON STARK FOR COSTING THEM THE GRAND PRIX – STARK IS GETTING EVERYTHING DARKANE PROMISED HIM HE WOULD!!!
Stew-O: Stark is laid out against those turnbuckles, seated in the corner while Darkane takes a few steps back… COMING FORWARD WITH A LOW DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE CHEST!!!! Stark gets sent rolling out of the corner but Darkane picks him right back by the hair, grabbing Stark by the tights BEFORE SENDING HIM SHOULDER FIRST BACK INTO THE STEEL CORNER POST!!!! STARK GETS LEFT HANGING OUT OF THE CORNER BUT DARKANE PULLS HIM BACK OUT TO THE MAT BY HIS LEGS AND STOMPS HIM STRAIGHT IN THE SPINE, ONCE AGAIN TURNING HIM OVER ONTO HIS BACK BEFORE STOMPING HIS GROIN!!!! DARKANE FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES AND DROPS THE ELBOW ON STARK, PICKING HIM OFF OF THE MAT IN HAMMERLOCK POSITION… AND DARKANE DROPS HIM WITH THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT, PLANTING STARK ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD BEFORE HOOKING THE LEGS OF HIS CRUMPLED FORM FOR THE COVER!!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!…. TWO!!!!!!….
Jaeger: STARK MAKES THE KICK OUT!!!! DARKANE PLANTS STARK RIGHT BACK ON HIS BACK ON THE MAT, SLAMMING HIS HEAD INTO THE MAT BEFORE UNLOADING A BARRAGE OF HARD PUNCHES TO THE HEAD!!! STARK IS TRYING TO BREAK HIS WAY OUT OF DARKANE’S GRIP BUT THE HARDCORE CHAMPION ISN’T LETTING HIM GO ANYWHERE!!! DARKANE PICKS STARK BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND JABS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION, BLOWING ALL THE AIR OUT OF HIS LUNGS… AND DARKANE FOLLOWS WITH THE BIONIC ELBOW TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD!!!! STARK IS STUNNED IN PLACE BUT DARKANE QUICKLY TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH THE SHORT ARM — NO!!!! HOW DID… STARK JUST REVERSED IT!!!!! STARK GRABBED DARKANE BY THE ARM AND FLIPPED HIM OVER ONTO HIS BACK, LOCKING HIM INTO THE CROSS ARMBREAKER!!!!
Stew-O: THAT HOLD IS IN A VERY TENTATIVE SPOT RIGHT NOW, STARK HASN’T GOTTEN THE ARMBAR IN ALL THE WAY AND DARKANE IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO PUSH HIMSELF OUT OF STARK’S GRASP – BUT STARK HAS THE ANSWER!!!! STARK NAILS DARKANE AGAINST THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD WITH KICK AFTER KICK!!!! DARKANE IS STILL PUSHING THROUGH AGAINST THE PAIN BUT STARK NOW USES HIS HEEL, BASHING IT INTO DARKANE’S NOSE!!!! IF THAT ISN’T GOING TO IMMOBILIZE SOMEONE, I DON’T KNOW WHAT CAN!!!! STARK HAS THAT ARMBAR IN ALL THE WAY NOW, BUT HE ROLLS BACK UP TO HIS FEET, TWISTING DARKANE’S UP AS HE LIFTS HIM BACK UP… STARK HITS THE BACK HEEL KICK TO DARKANE’S FACE!!!!
Jaeger: DARKANE IS STUNNED AND STARK TURNS AROUND – ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!! DARKANE DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND STARK NAILS ANOTHER SHARP ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE CHEST!!!! WAIT!!!! DARKANE CAUGHT HIS LEG!!!! DARKANE HAS STARK’S LEG IN HIS GRASP — STARK JUMPS UP AND NAILS THE MULE KICK!!!! DARKANE FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES ACROSS THE RING WHILE STARK RUNS BACK TO THE ROPES, BOTH MEN CHARGING AT EACH OTHER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING — STARK LEAPS FORWARD!!! STARK JUMPS SEVERAL FEET IN THE AIR AND CATCHES DARKANE COMPLETELY OFF-GUARD WITH THE BICYCLE KNEE TO THE FACE!!!!! DARKANE FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES, SOMEHOW STILL ON HIS FEET, BUT STARK RUNS AT HIM WITH ANOTHER BICYCLE KNEE THAT DROPS HIM TO THE MAT NOW!!!!
Stew-O: DARKANE IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY FROM STARK BUT STARK RUNS FORWARD — OH MY GOD ANOTHER BICYCLE KNEE TO THE BACK OF DARKANE’S HEAD!!!! STARK STOMPS DOWN BUT DARKANE SOMEHOW DISPLAYS THE WHEREWITHAL TO ROLL OUT OF THE BOOT THAT WOULD HAVE SMASHED HIS HEAD INTO THE MAT, BUT STARK JUMPS UP IN RESPONSE AND LANDS ON DARKANE WITH A DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP TO THE CHEST!!!! STARK GETS RIGHT BACK UP AND TURNS, READY TO MAKE HIS WAY TO THE — DARKANE GRABS A HOLD OF HIS BOOT AND PULLS STARK TO THE MAT!!!! STARK PUSHES HIMSELF BACK UP TO ONE LEG BUT DARKANE REACHES FORWARD WITH HIS OTHER ARM AND DRAGS STARK DOWN TO HELL!!!! DARKANE CRAWLS HIS WAY ONTO STARK’S BACK DESPITE THE PSYCHEDELIC SAMURAI’S FEVEROUS ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE… DARKANE LOCKS AN ARM!!!! AND HE WRAPS HIS HANDS AROUND STARK’S FACE!!!! THE CROSSFACE!!!!! DARKANE HAS THE CROSSFACE LOCKED IN!!!!!
Jaeger: STARK SEEMINGLY HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!!! STARK IS BANGING HIS FISTS ON THE MAT IN AN EFFORT TO REFRAIN FROM TAPPING OUT BUT HE MAY NOT HAVE MUCH LEFT!!!! DARKANE HAS HIS ENTIRE WEIGHT — STARK IS AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!!! STARK IS CRAWLING HIS WAY FORWARD BY THE FINGERTIPS!!!! DARKANE WEIGHS NEARLY AS MUCH AS STARK DOES YET HE STILL IS PERSEVERING HIS WAY TO THE ROPES DESPITE BEING ON THE EDGE OF OUTRIGHT PASSING OUT!!!!… HOLD ON!!!! DARKANE WON’T LET HIM GET TO THE ROPES!!!!! DARKANE ROLLS OFF OF STARK BUT LOCKS BOTH OF HIS ARMS BACK IN AS HE PICKS HIM OFF OF THE MAT!!!! DARKANE IS LIFTING STARK UP IN POSITION FOR THE PILEDRIVER WITH BOTH ARMS HOOKED UNDER!!!! STARK IS APPLYING AS MUCH RESISTANCE AS HE CAN BUT DARKANE OVERPOWERS IT AND HOLDS STARK IN POSITION!!!!! PILEDRIVER!!!! PUT TO REST!!!!! DARKANE HAS PLANTED STARK ON HIS HEAD AND HE LETS HIS LIMP BODY SLIDE FLAT ONTO THE MAT BEFORE PINNING HIM WITH AUTHORITY!!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!….. TWO!!!!!!….. THREE!!!!!!……
Stew-O: STARK THROWS THE SHOULDER UP!!!! DARKANE LOOKS DOWN IN FRUSTRATION BUT I’M SURE HE ISN’T SURPRISED!!!! DARKANE HAS FACED THIS MAN BEFORE – HE’S LOST TO THIS MAN BEFORE – AND HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE’S CAPABLE OF!!!! DARKANE STANDS UP OVER STARK — OH MY GOD!!!! STARK KIPS UP!!!! STARK JUST KIPPED UP TO HIS FEET – BUT HE FALLS BACK DOWN TO HIS HANDS AND KNEES!!! THAT ONE LAST GLIMPSE OF HOPE MAY HAVE BEEN ALL HE HAD LEFT AND NOW DARKANE SEES HIS PREY COMPLETELY VULNERABLE!!!!! DARKANE’S SICK, TWISTED, YET SOMEHOW SATISFIED GRIN SAYS IT ALL AS STARK STARTS TO PUSH HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!… DARKANE CHARGES FORWARD!!!! DEVIL MAY CRY!!!!! SPEAR TO THE — STARK KNEW IT WAS COMING!!!! STARK BACKFLIPS OVER THE INCOMING DARKANE AND LANDS ON HIS BACK, BUT HE ROLLS BACK TOWARDS THE ROPES AND PULLS HIMSELF UP TO A VERTICAL BASE!!!!
Jaeger: DARKANE TURNS AROUND WHILE STARK PUSHES HIMSELF OFF THE ROPES — THE IRON FIST!!!! STARK LEAPS UP AND LANDS HIS FIST SQUARE ON DARKANE’S JAW!!!! SUPERKICK TO FOLLOW UP!!!! STARK IS GOING ALL IN ON THE HARDCORE CHAMPION AS HE NOW RUNS TO THE ROPES ACROSS THE RING, COMING BACK FULL SPEED… EGO DEATH!!!! STARK DRIVES THAT KNEE INTO DARKANE’S SKULL!!!!! DARKANE FALLS BACK AGAINST THE ROPES AND STARK PULLS HIM OUT FOR THE COVER BUT HE JUST LOST A FEW PRECIOUS SECONDS!!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!….. TWO!!!!!!….. THREE!!!!!!……
Stew-O: DARKANE GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!!! STARK DOESN’T EVEN REALIZE IT AS HE BEGINS ARGUING WITH THE REFEREE WHO STOPPED HIS COUNT!!!! STARK LOOKS ABSOLUTELY LIVID AS HE CONTINUES YELLING AT THE REFEREE WHO TRIES HIS BEST TO EXPLAIN THE SITUATION — DARKANE MEANWHILE HAD ROLLED HIMSELF OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!! STARK DOESN’T REALIZE IT AS HE TURNS AROUND — DARKANE JUMPS UP TO THE APRON AND NAILS STARK IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!! STARK STAGGERS BACK TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING AS DARKANE STEPS BACK IN… STARK SWINGS BACK WILDLY WITH A ROUNDHOUSE OF HIS OWN BUT DARKANE SWINGS HIS WAY BEHIND STARK!!!! YAKUZA KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!!
Jaeger: STARK IS DOWN ON HIS FACE ON THE MAT NOW, COMPLETELY INCAPACITATED FROM THE ASSAULT FROM DARKANE!!!! DARKANE GRABS STARK BY THE ARMS AS HE LIFTS HIM OFF OF THE MAT, CARRYING HIM ON HIS BACK IN THAT GORY SPECIAL!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE EVEN SETTING UP?… OH NO WAY!!!! DARKANE FLIPS STARK OVER HIS HEAD AND DROPS HIM FORWARD WITH THE GORY SPECIAL PILEDRIVER!!!!! DARKANE SENDS STARK SIX FEET UNDER WITH THAT PILEDRIVER AND PINS HIS SHOULDERS TO THE MAT FOR WHAT MAY BE THE LAST TIME THIS MATCH!!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!….. TWO!!!!!!….. THREE!!!!!!……
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Born Too Late” by Saint Vitus hits to thundering boos from the crowd as Darkane picks himself off of Stark.)
Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY WAY OF PINFALL!!!!… DARKANE!!!!
Stew-O: AND AGAIN, DARKANE PROVES HIS DOMINANCE!!!! NO SLIGHT TO STARK THERE, HE HAD DARKANE DOWN MANY TIMES IN THIS MATCH BUT ULTIMATELY, DARKANE JUST HAS SO MUCH MORE MOMENTUM COMING IN, SO MUCH MORE TO PROVE ON THE LINE, AND WITH KING OF ELITE JUST TWO WEEKS AWAY, YOU MIGHT BE LOOKING AT THE MAN WHO’S GOING TO DOMINATE 2018 EVEN HARDER THAN HE DID THIS YEAR!!!!
(The camera pans back to Darkane holding up his Hardcore Championship over Stark while he gestures to the KOE Crown around his head.)
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(“Enio” by SebastiAn plays over the speakers as Azumi Goto steps out from the back. Boos rain down on her as she makes her way down to the ring, sour expression on her face.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a tag team match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Yonabaru, Okinawa, Japan, “The Unbreakable” AZUUUUMI GOOOTO!!
Stew-O: The self proclaimed Ace of the World is looking to end the year on a high note. She’s had her ups and downs this year, but Azumi has had a more prominent edge since joining the Axis.
Drake: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like their vicious streak, but we’ll see what they can do in 2018.
Stew-O: It’ll be interesting to see how she meshes with her partner for tonight.
PA: OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE!
Drake: Oh god …
(“Gangnam Style” by PSY hits the speakers and the crowd perks up, giving Dynamo Go a decent pop as he dances out from the back.)
Ring Announcer: And her tag team partner, from Naha, Okinawa, Japan, DYNAMOOOO GOOOO!!!
Stew-O: The return of Dynamo Go for one night only! I never thought we’d see Amadeus put back on the mask and return to the persona he displayed when he first came to EAW.
Drake: I can’t stand this guy. Everything he says sounds like it was written by Google Translator, he keeps talking about DCW, and I think he’s shown up to work drunk on tequila.
Stew-O: I think you’re referring to El Landerson.
Drake: I can’t tell the difference. All those masked wrestlers look the same.
Stew-O: Well, Los Angeles is certainly welcoming the return of Dynamo Go. He’s giving some of the kids in the front row his glowsticks.
Drake: Wow, how generous of him. That must have run him five bucks.
(Azumi rolls her eyes as Dynamo Go does one last dance routine in the ring. The opening intro of “Signs” by Drake plays, and the spotlights around the arena begin to flash across the audience while the strobe lighting blinks on and off rapidly on the entrance stage. As Drake starts singing, the strobe lighting stops and the spotlights begin to variate between red, blue and purple as Keelan Cetinich steps out from behind the curtain and walks into the middle of the stage, and points two fingers in the air, posing as the crowd cheers loudly.)
Ring Announcer: And their opponents, first, from Gold Coast, Australia, and residing in Los Angeles, California, “The Killer” KEEEEELAN CEEEETINIIIICH!!
Stew-O: LA is giving their adopted son a very warm welcome tonight! Azumi and Dynamo have their work cut out for them, as they face Voltage’s representative at King of Elite, Keelan Cetinich.
Drake: Bah, Theron Nikolas is going to take the crown for Showdown. Or he had better, because I’ve got a lot of money riding on him.
(Keelan stops at the bottom of the ramp, short of entering the ring. A raven’s cry cuts off “Signs” and “Out of the Black” by Royal Blood replaces it. A mix of cheers and boos greets Lars Grier as he heads down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: And his partner, from Cincinnati, Ohio, “The Raven” LAAAARS GRIIIEERR!!!
Stew-O: The number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship, and the man that was responsible for Jamie O’Hara’s unbelievable unpinned streak coming to an end. No one has had a bigger end to the year than Lars Grier, except possibly Keelan Cetinich. These two are ascending to the top of Voltage.
Drake: Or, as we call it on Showdown, the mid-card. But I have to give Lars Grier some credit. He’s a tough sonuvabitch and you gotta believe that he has a chance at reaching the top of Voltage’s molehill.
(Lars and Keelan glare at each other on the bottom of the ramp and then head into the ring.)
Stew-O: You have to wonder how these two will coexist in this match. They recently had quite a war at Shock Value.
Drake: The best players in the game can learn to work together for one match. Besides, I don’t think Dynamo Go or Azumi will pose much of a challenge.
Stew-O: That remains to be seen. Dynamo Go is starting out the match for his team, but Keelan and Lars seem to be at odds with each other already, arguing over who gets to start the match.
Drake: When does a 270 pound man start the match. Whenever he wants. Lars pushes Keelan back and shouts at the ref to ring the bell.
(DING!! DING!! DING!)
Stew-O: AND DYNAMO GO STARTS THE MATCH IN MID AIR, HITTING A BEAUTIFUL CORKSCREW ELBOW THAT RATTLES THE RAVEN!
Drake: Do you have to start the match shouting? Dynamo Go isn’t stopping though. He’s springing off the ropes and hitting a beautiful tornado DDT! Grier is already getting to his feet, but Dynamo is still in motion, bouncing off the other ropes. Headscissor DDT! Grier’s head is just driven into the mat! Man that kid is quick!
Stew-O: Kip up from Dynamo and he poses for the cheering crowd.
Drake: Bad move. Lars is already getting up behind him.
Stew-O: Lars grabs Dynamo and tosses him into the ropes. Goes for a big clothesline, but Dynamo ducks! Big boot … misses as well! Another clothesline and another miss! Dynamo comes off the ropes and gets scooped up by Lars Grier. He spins out into a satellite! He’s rolling around Lars’ shoulders and the big man can’t get a grip on him!
Drake: Until now! Dynamo is stuck in a fireman’s carry! STARFALL! Lars transitions to a nasty sit-out powerbomb that shakes the ring! He ain’t dancing now! Lars picks him up and begins driving his knees into Dynamo’s abdomen!
Stew-O: You can hear the breath just wooshing out of him in pained gasps. Into the corner, followed by a big corner lariat! Lars Grier backs up, looking prepared to go for another one … but Keelan reaches out and tags himself in!
Drake: Lars Grier is not happy about that at all. If looks could kill, the Killer would be killed.
Stew-O: The referee is trying to tell Lars to get on the apron, and Keelan shoos him away. Lars steps through the ropes, and Keelan turns his attention to Dynamo Go who is still hanging in the corner. Keelan rushes in!
Dynamo: *no mic* WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!! HOLD UP! HOLD UP!
Drake: What is he trying to pull here? Keelan stops out of confusion as Dynamo Go is holding up his hands.
Stew-O: I’m puzzled too. But now his feet are starting to jive.
Dynamo: *no mic* Dance off, bro!
Drake: You gotta be kidding me.
Stew-O: Dynamo Go is challenging Keelan Cetinich to a dance off? He getting the crowd behind him. They’re all clapping and cheering. Keelan looks dubious, but he’s nodding!
Drake: This can’t be happening …
Stew-O: Azumi Goto looks just as exasperated as my colleague here. But the crowd is getting into it. Dynamo busts out with some smooth juking and fancy footwork, a quick spin into a Lean! It’s like he’s defying gravity out there, and the crowd is loving it! He points to Keelan as if to say it’s his turn. What’s the Aussie got in store?
Drake: He’s … pulling a cord?
Stew-O: The Lawnmower! Keelan Cetinich is doing the Lawnmower! Into the Sprinkler!
Drake: These things have names? I don’t get it.
Stew-O: I haven’t seen those since my junior prom. Now he takes a knee and is doing one of the most awkward Spin-a-roonies I’ve ever seen. But the crowd is laughing and cheering, even Dynamo Go is giving Keelan some polite applause. The ball is in Dynamo’s court now.
Drake: I think I see an artery bulging from Azumi’s head.
Stew-O: Dynamo Go is studiously ignoring his partner. He sets himself, and then goes into a blur. My god, the smoothness of his moves, it’s like he’s made of water, just floating from form to form, backflip, off the ropes, and gliding across the mat on his forehead! What grace!
Drake: Someone put me out of my misery …
Stew-O: The crowd is giving Dynamo Go a huge round of applause for those moves. How is Keelan going to top it?
Keelan: *no mic* That’s pretty good. Pretty good. The only thing that can beat that is the secret weapon that all white boys can use on the dancefloor.
Stew-O: THE RUNNING MAN! KEELAN CETINICH HAS BUSTED OUT THE RUNNING MAN! THIS LA CROWD IS GOING WILD!
Drake: What even …? Dynamo Go looks like he’s being blown back by a gale force wind. What is going on here?
Dynamo: *no mic* Azumi! The Running Man is too strong! I need help! You’re on!
Azumi: *no mic* WHAT?
Stew-O: Dynamo tags Azumi in and lifts her up over the ropes! He’s spinning her around and throws her into the air! She lands on her feet in front of Keelan, utterly confused.
Dynamo: *no mic* Show us your moves!
Azumi: *no mic* I am NOT dancing!
Stew-O: Dynamo Go and Azumi Goto are arguing with each other! Dynamo is pleading with her to dance, but she’s not budging over it.
Drake: If they lose the dance off, does that mean this match can mercifully be over?
Stew-O: I’m not conversant in dance off rules, but -Wait! Lars Grier tags himself in! Is he joining the dance off?
Drake: I can’t imagine him dancing.
Stew-O: You just might see it. He’s stepping up to Azumi, sets himself …
Lars: *no mic* A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three-
Drake: Haymaker to Azumi knocks her on her back! Dynamo rushes him and eats a haymaker of his own! Thank you, Lars!
Stew-O: Lars decided he had seen enough dancing. He tags back in Keelan. Keelan squares off with Azumi, who is still shaking off that haymaker. Shoot kick to the leg from Azumi! Another! And another! She’s letting out her frustrations with a bevy of kicks and chops to Keelan Cetinich! She’s whips him into the corner and follows it up with a beautiful hesitation dropkick. She whips him into the opposite corner-
Drake: Death from Above! Nimbly performed there with that corkscrew senton. Azumi has been flattened.
Stew-O: Keelan showing off his quickness there. He bounces Azumi off the ropes and hits a picture perfect dropkick that spins Azumi around. She looks like she’s on dream street! And a leaping neckbreaker! Keelan with the pin!
Stew-O: Not enough! Keelan stays on the offensive, driving his knees into Azumi’s midsection. He picks her up in a chokehold.
Keelan: *no mic* END IT!
Drake: Brutal chokehold STO, shades of Brody Sparks! He picks up Azumi in a fireman’s carry. This could be the end!
Stew-O: Azumi realizes her predicament and is fighting out of it with elbows to the head. She slides off and nearly takes Keelan’s head off with that roundhouse kick!
Drake: Boy, you could hear that in the cheap seats! Both fighters are down!
Stew-O: Azumi goes to tag in Dynamo Go, but he’s not in his corner! He’s ringside with the fans! Azumi is yelling at him to get back on the apron. Keelan makes the tag to Lars Grier. He pulls Azumi away from the corner just as Dynamo hops back on the apron, trying to tag back in! Go Home Driver! Lars with the pin!
Drake: Dynamo Go flies off the top rope with a big headbutt, breaking up the pin!
Stew-O: Lars gets up and is met with a machine gun flurry of lefts and rights from Dynamo Go!
Dynamo: *no mic* ORAORAORA!!!
Stew-O: Lars takes a swing at Dynamo, who ducks it and catches Lars in a full nelson … release dragon suplex! Dynamo kips back up, revving up the crowd! He turns around-
Drake: -into a Killer KO from Keelan Cetinich! Out of nowhere! Dynamo Go is out!
Stew-O: The referee is trying to restore order here, getting Keelan to go back to the apron. Azumi is on her feet, stalking a somewhat dazed Lars Grier who has gotten to a knee. Machine gun chops to the chest! My god, hear that sound!
Drake: She’s using the ancient Japanese technique of short strikes that hit much harder than they should. Grier’s chest is beginning to look like hamburger meat.
Stew-O: Uraken! What a spinning backfist from Azumi! Connected right with the temple! But Lars is still on his knee! A second Uraken! My god, the force of that blow! But Lars still isn’t knocked down! The third Ura-no!
Drake: Grier caught her arm in his hand! He lifts her up in an inverted fireman’s carry!
Stew-O: NEVERMORE! Grier’s knee just obliterated the back of Azumi’s head! Cover!
Drake: Count to one hundred, this one’s over.
…1! …2! …3!
(DING!! DING!! DING!!)
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners, the team of Keelan Cetinich and Lars Grier!
Stew-O: Impressive way to end the year for Keelan and Lars. Dynamo Go and Azumi put up a fight, but the momentum behind Keelan and Lars was just too much for them.
Drake: Look at that glare that they’re exchanging. They may have worked together tonight, but they know the score. If Lars wins the World Heavyweight Championship and Keelan wins the King of Elite tournament, you can bet that we could see Round 2 of their match at Shock Value.
Stew-O: You are so right, Drake.
Drake: I know. It’s difficult being Drake “The Commentator” Jaeger sometimes.
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( The camera cuts to the ring where the Ring Announcer is standing by, mic in hand. )
Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for ONE FALL and is a NON-TITLE MATCH! Introducing first…
( “The Sky Is A Neighborhood” by Foo Fighters begins to play through the speakers as Devan Dubian walks out onto the stage. A mixed reaction of boos and cheers echoes throughout the arena. Devan makes his way to the ring. )
Ring Announcer: Weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds… From Leicester, England, United Kingdom… “The Amazing Emir”… DEVANNNN DUBBIANNNN!!!
And his opponent…
( Wakefield comes through the curtains when the pre-verse of Morning Glory plays, standing on the stage with his hands behind his back before popping his collar and walking down the ramp. He walks with a confident and carefree attitude, extending his hands for fans to touch. As he gets to ringside, climbs the steps, wipes his feet on the apron and mounts the second turnbuckle and the top turnbuckle and points to the sky. He proceeds to jump into the ring and walks to the middle with a finger to the sky. He backs off to his corner, doing wrist exercises. )
Ring Announcer: Weighing at one hundred and eighty one pounds… From Bury St Edmunds, West Suffolk, England… He is the EAW New Breed Champion… FINNEGANNNN WAKEEEFIEELLDDD!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: Dub and Finn nod at each other before they circle into the middle of the ring and lock up with one another. Immediately, Finn spins behind Dub with his arm pulled behind him. Dub ducks and spins under and reverses the hold on Finn and then locks him in a headlock. He brings him down to one knee, still with the headlock locked in. A few seconds later, Finn gets back to both feet, pushes Dub back against the ropes, then whips him across the ring. NO! Dub reverses and sends Finn across the ring! Finn rebounds, Dub jumps over Finn AND OH! FINN PULLS DOWN ON DUB’S LEG AND HIS FACE DRIVES INTO THE MAT! Finn gets down on both knees on Dub’s back, crosses his legs, grabs a hold of his face, and then rolls him over on top of his knees! Here’s the side of Finnegan that Dub is gonna have to watch out for! These submissions are deadly! Finn is pulling back on Dub’s throat and legs and he’s struggling! DUB POWERS HIMSELF OUT! OH and he flips himself over and lands on Finn to start a pinfall!
Drake Jaeger: That took Finn by surprise, but kicked out right at the two count! NO TIME IS WASTED! Finn charges right at Dub and takes him down! He grabs a hold of his leg, turns him over and locks in a single-legged boston crab! He takes his knee and drives it down into Dub’s back! He’s crawling for the ropes and Finn is clubbing his back trying to slow him down, but Dub gets a hold of the bottom rope! Finn immediately releases the hold and looks on at Dub while he pulls himself up and into the corner. Finn walks over, grabs a hold of his arm and then twists it. Dub is in pain from the look of his face and he throws a punch right at Finn’s stomach! OH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM FINN! Dub is back on the ground and the New Breed Champion has complete control over this match! Dubian is gonna have to turn this around quick before it’s too late for him!
Stew-O: Finn is holding onto his stomach, right where Dub had just punched. He’s eyeing as he gets back to his feet. ANOTHER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Dub ends up back in the corner in a seated position now! Finn grabs a hold of him… AND ANOTHER ONE! He falls into the ropes and bounces back at Finn! He punches Dub’s stomach, connects another uppercut, then runs against the ropes. DUB GRABS A HOLD OF HIS ARM AND FLIPS HIM ONTO THE MAT! Finn is in a seated position, holding his back. DROPKICK RIGHT TO FINN’S FACE! Dub is alive! He’s in pain, but alive! He hasn’t stopped holding his arm that’s been targeted in this match and when he notices Finn getting up, he stomps on his chest to bring him back down! Finn is getting back up again, but Dub stomps on him again! He tries again to get up, but Dub throws a mean punch right to his jaw! He grabs a hold of Finn by the head and pulls him up. ELBOW STRIKE RIGHT TO FINN’S FACE! You can see the spit fly out of Finn’s mouth as he falls back down to the mat!
Drake Jaeger: Looks like this match is starting to speed up! Dub grabs a hold of Finn again and pushes him into the corner. KNIFE EDGE CHOP! Loud enough to hear a faint echo and Finn goes down to his knees! Dub doesn’t waste any time as he pulls Finn up by the neck and then connects a snap scoop slam and then goes for the cover!
Stew-O: Before he could even finish the first count, Finn kicks out! Dub pulls him back down for another cover!
Drake Jaeger: Again kicks out before the first count! Finn lifts his head up and a dropkick straight to his face from Dub! He lifts him up to his feet again, twists his arm behind his back and then pushes him into the corner. Still holding on to his twisted arm, Dub throws Finn across the ring into the other turnbuckle! Finn’s back collides with the turnbuckle and he walks towards Dub, holding his back. Dub lifts him up on the side and drops him into a backbreaker! Finn is in a lot of pain and crawls to the outside of the ropes. Dub pulls him up on the apron and goes for a shoulder thrust through the ropes to Finn’s stomach. FINN DODGES! He places his leg on top of Dub’s head and pulls back on his arm through the ropes! The ref is telling Finn to stop! He releases the next second. Finn turns to the crowd to apologize and then turns back around. KNIFE EDGE CHOP FROM DUB! Finn falls off the ring to the outside!
Stew-O: Dub turns around to run against the ropes and then stops midway. Finn is back up on the outside of the ring and Dub attempts the baseball slide! It connects and Finn drops down outside of the ring again! He does land on his feet AND THEN GRABS DUB’S LEG AND PULLS HIM DOWN! He’s trying to pull him out, but Dub kicks him off! He gets sent into the barricade! Immediately he runs back into the ring and Dub is already rebounding against the ropes on the opposite side! Finn charges at Dub and he slides under him! Finn turns around… LEAPING KNEE DROP FROM DUB! Dub grabs a hold of Finn and lifts him up. Finn connects an uppercut and Dub has his back turned! ELITIST SUPLEX! THE GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS! Finnegan goes for the cover!
Drake Jaeger: Devan Dubian kicks out! Finn grabs a hold of Dub and pulls him up, then whips him into the ropes! Finn looks like he’s about to go for something, but Dub spins behind him… OLYMPIC SLAM! TWO STRAIGHT MOVES IN TRIBUTE TO THE GREAT STARRSTAN! Dub takes a second to gather himself and doesn’t let Finn out of his sight. He grabs a hold of Finn who shoves him away. He’s back to his feet… ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Dub goes down! FINN IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE NOW! AIR RAID! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! HOLY… BLEEDING EDGE! BLEEDING EDGE! DUB POPPED UP AND CONNECTED THE JUMPING CUTTER! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “The Sky Is A Neighborhood” by Foo Fighters begins to play as Devan Dubian holds himself on the ropes, celebrating his victory. )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… DEVAANNN DUBBIANNN!!!
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(The camera enhances back to The Shrine, and the ring announcer is stood in the centre of the ring.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: One fall!
(”Surfacing” by Slipknot emits throughout the arena, with those in attendance instantaneously falling to a tumultuous, negative reaction. As Sheridan Müller emerges on the stage, the reaction only grows more deafening and vulgar.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the Empire representative for the Openweight Championship, hailing from Munich, Germany! She is ”The Last Vixen”, SHERIDAN, MÜÜÜLLLLLLEEERRR!!!
Stew-O: There is no way to humanise the recent attitude that has been associated with Sheridan Müller. Since her return from a firing which looks more justified with each passing moment, she has been nothing but disrespectful, arrogant and absolute toxic for the women around her, and all who associate with Thursday Night Empire!
Drake: It’s not often I admit this Stew, but you’re right. While I think Sheridan is right to seek retribution against being fired, the way she has gone about it can’t be rationalised. Forming alliances with Azumi and Haruna, attempting to deliver a concussion to Tarah, not to mention her vulgar mentions of the late Brody Sparks and Madison Kaline in her promotional videos.
Stew-O: This crowd here in Los Angeles hold a hatred for Sheridan, as she situates herself on the Top Turnbuckle, a small, subtle smirk forms on her face, she embraces the fact that she is universally loathed!
Drake: In most cases, you would expect the crowd to erupt in cheers once her opponent comes out, yet considering who Sheridan is facing tonight, I really doubt that will be the case.
(Insults, taunts and boos continue to fall down on the venue, as ”Bloodlust” by contRoVersy begins to play all throughout, this negative reaction intensifies, perhaps on a larger magnitude as before, as Ares Vendetta makes himself known to the California Crowd.)
Ring Announcer: And her opponent! Weighing in tonight at two hundred and seventeen pounds! Hailing from the Land of the Rising Sun! He is ”The Black Vulture” ARES VEEENNNDDDEEETTTTTTAAA!!!
Stew-O: He is the personification of vengeance, and I find myself thinking similar words for Ares as I do Sheridan, individuals that have no positive qualities, they bring absolute disgust to the stomachs of many, all whilst believing they are right every step of the way!
Drake: Ares Vendetta is also a once in a lifetime athlete, arguably the greatest wrestler Elite Answers Wrestling has ever known, yet he’s also a man who attacks pregnant women without hesitation, knowing full well of the ramifications. Aside from his athletic streak, and this could apply to both competitors in the ring, they have no redeeming qualities, pure cancer and the reaction of those in attendance speaks volumes of where these two stand in terms of popularity.
Stew-O: I’m not sure they care about that, the atmosphere in this venue is staggering, I’m not sure who is behind putting these two combustible elements in the ring together, however they must have anticipated the reaction, that is being delivered right now.
Drake: And yet through all that, their eyes have not left one another, like two predators stalking every movement, every muscle twitching, every thought. The resolve of these two competitors is unrivalled, and they have demonstrated that here tonight, and through their actions over the past few months!
(Ares crouches in his corner, Sheridan adjusts the gloves on her hands, their eyes briefly look away before meeting once more, as the referee calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Well we’re officially underway for this match, but truthfully I am shellshocked at how much passion the audience here tonight, has for despising the two competitors in the ring! They’re repulsed by the actions of Ares and Sheridan, disgusted that this special event has been, and I use this word lightly, graced by their appearance.
Drake: For us it’s astounding Stew-O, but for people like Ares and Sheridan, they don’t operate like we do, they thrive under the spotlight, they soak this negative energy in, and use it as their fuel. They survive on recognition, on being loathed, and both believe that there’s no use pandering to the people here in attendance, or those that hold authority in this company! In their idealistic world, they are on the mountain, on the summit, and whilst their body still breathes, they are the top of the hierarchy.
Stew-O: And look at this, neither of them have moved an inch as of yet! Their eyes are still locked, almost a contest to see who will make the first move, in a battle that you have to admit, in terms of controversy and exposure, little else on this events card can hold a candle too.
Drake: It’s worth mentioning that, unlike most intergender dream matches, this is not the first time these two spawn of the devil have met. Thirteen months ago, when both were the world champions of Showdown and Empire respectively, the main event of Showdown pitted them against one another, and since that match, it’s hard to argue against the fact their careers have gone severely down hill.
Stew-O: I’ll have to stop you right there Drake, as Sheridan makes the first move! Sheridan kicks off this psychological warfare, intensified by the energy in this arena tonight, Ares barely having time to react as SHERIDAN RUSHES IN FOR A BIG BOOT! AIMING TO KICK ARES’ HEAD AGAINST THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE!
Drake: Ares manages to swerve to the right of Sheridan! You could argue that was foolish of her as Ares uses his arm to drag underneath Sheridan’s elbow, grabbing her into the air and hitting a ferocious side slam! Sheridan falls to the canvas but uses strength to roll backwards, situating herself upright again, and Stew-O, Ares has not even bothered in moving, their eyes lock once again! Ares is one to zero in this encounter!
Stew-O: And look at the audacity of Ares, a smile finds his face, almost taunting the German that stands at arms length from him, he knows fully well he is capable of defeating Sheridan Müller, as he has shown in their previous match! Ares is not taking Sheridan seriously whatsoever, and whilst six months ago I really couldn’t blame him, the recent resurgence of Sheridan’s career could prove to have momentum in this bout!
Drake: As I was saying previously Stew-O, since their first match both have lost their championships, both at one point have lost their jobs, they’ve been beaten down by the system, betrayed by those who they have held dear to them, I don’t feel sympathetic to them whatsoever but looking at their current accomplishments and ambitions, compared to thirteen months ago, it’s shocking.
Stew-O: Ares now looking for the collar and elbow tie up, it’s worth noting how both these wrestlers pride themselves on their abilities to master all corners of this sport, they consider themselves elite brawlers, submission specialists, technical superiors, assassins of the air, you could really make a case for, if this business was perceived on ability alone, and if you removed all the controversy and personality from these two, few would rank higher above them in terms of ability.
Drake: Sheridan now looking to meet Are- Sheridan with a forearm to the face! Sheridan leaping with momentum against Ares, he wasn’t expecting that! As Sheridan forces Ares back into the corner, unleashing elbows and forearms against his face, Ares can barely defend himself! The fury and thirst for vengeance that Sheridan has described leading up to this battle is demonstrating itself here!
Stew-O: Ares cannot compose himself, the referee begins his count as Sheridan fires away at him in the corner, a knee to the abdominals, a forearm against his nose, she is one of the more physically intimidating on the Empire roster, and one of few who you could believe has a fighting chance of defeating Ares Vendetta here tonight!
Drake: Ares finally manages to gather himself, bringing his hands to separate Sheridan’s strikes, before delivering a critical knee to her own stomach, pushing her away with open palm strikes against the chest, this bout thus far filled with fury and little else! You get the feeling these two are going through the motions, fuelled by reaction, living off the second, no game plan has been thought of before this bout, it’s just pure feeling here tonight!
Stew-O: As Ares continues to fire away on Sheridan here, the crowd is seeming to settle down, he delivers a kick to the thigh, Sheridan retaliates with a forearm to the cheekbone, Ares with another kick! Sheridan with a forearm! A kick! A Forearm! These two wailing away on one another, and neither has given in yet! Ares with a kick that brings Sheridan to her knees, Ares gaining leverage over his opponent once more!
Drake: SAVATE KICK FROM ARES! SHERIDAN’S JAW ROCKED BY A VICIOUS SIDE KICK FROM ARES VENDETTA! THAT’S SURE TO LEAVE A BAD TASTE IN THE MOUTH! Sheridan recollects herself, quickly grabbing onto the nearest rope, bringing herself to her feet as she turns around and faces Ares once more! Ares swoops in for the clothesline over the top rope! But Sheridan ducks!
Stew-O! SHERIDAN LOCKS HER ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF ARES VENDETTA! SHERPLEX!!! NO! ARES HOLDS ONTO THE TOP ROPE BEFORE SENDING AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF SHERIDAN! SHERIDAN RELEASES HER GRIP! THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A QUICK ENDING TO THIS ONE!
Drake: The Sherplex is a move that can end a match at any time, it is the epitome of devastating, and Sheridan has hit the move on men who weigh much more than Ares Vendetta, the strength she has is quite astounding.
Stew-O: Sheridan now laces her hands around the neck of Ares! Looking for the double knee backbreaker! She gets it! Her knees dig into the shoulderblades of Ares like two scorched knifes against butter, she falls to the mat, and sends Ares bouncing over her head before he collides with the mat!
Drake: Both athletes to their feet in quick succession, Sheridan looking for the running clothesline, Ares ducks! Both competitors ricochet against the ropes, and Sheridan meets Ares with a dropkick! Ares stirs back to his feet, and runs at the Lioness once more, but a stiff forearm awaits him! Sheridan goes for the small inner reap! And Ares hits the mat once more!
Stew-O: SHERIDAN GOES FOR THE SHERBAR NOW! LEGS SLAMMING ACROSS THE CHEST OF ARES, AS HER FINGERS CLAW AGAINST HIS WRIST, LOOKING TO LOCK HIS ARM INTO PLACE BUT ARES MANAGES TO WIGGLE FREE!
Drake: Sheridan is stunned! Ares rolls from her submission as if it were nothing! She wears those gloves specifically for her submission moves, to enhance her grip similar to how a scythe enhances the Grim Reaper’s touch! Yet Ares managed to slither out before she even had the move locked in!
Stew-O: Sheridan pushes herself onto her fee– JUMPING SUPERKICK! ARES RECOVERED FROM THE SHERBAR FAR QUICKER THAN ANYONE COULD ANTICIPATE! A JUMPING SUPERKICK MEETS SHERIDAN ON THE BRIDGE OF HER NOSE, AS HER BODY STAGGERS BACK TO TOUCH THE ROPES. THAT JUMPING SUPERKICK HITTING SHERIDAN RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES, IT’S EXTRAORDINARY HOW ARES MANAGED TO FIND HIS FEET SO QUICKLY. SHERIDAN’S BODY HITS THE ROPES, SHE SAUNTERS BACK TO THE CENTRE OF THE RING, ONLY TO BE MET WITH– SPEAR! SPEAR FROM ARES!
Drake: But Sheridan rolls out of the ring almost instantaneously after being hit! Despite this match being fuelled on reaction, basic instinct shows through Sheridan there! Her body slumps against the outside, and it’s a smart way to avoid being pinned by the move Ares bases off of our current EAW Chairman, Mr. DEDEDE.
Stew-O: You have to commend Sheridan’s awareness there, it shows she’s not new to this sport, despite the fact she’s managed to avoid an early loss, you have to think that such a move would have crashed against her ribs at such an impact, she might not be capable of recovering from that instantly!
Drake: Ares saunters in the ring momentarily, although he gives the impression of simply buying his time, you have to believe that Ares has not totally dominated this match as you would expect him to! As the referee starts how count however, Ares steps under the top rope, and takes his time and touching against the outside of the ring!
Stew-O: Ares now, delivering a kick to Sheridan’s spine, that kick grounding Sheridan who was only just beginning to recover from the spear that Ares delivered to her moments ago, hands now find the blonde locks of the Lioness, the last ever Vixens World Champion, as Ares pulls her to her feet before slamming her head against our announcers table!
Referee: One! Two!
Drake: Sheridan’s hands coming up to protect her face, as Ares grabs her by the hair once more, and slams her face against the announcers table! Sheridan falling to once knee after her face impacts against the table with such venom! Ares taunting the crowd for a second who, despite the actions of Sheridan since her return, despite mocking the dead, kicking the former general manager of Empire in the temple without hesitation, almost hospitalising our new general manager weeks ago on Empire, it’s almost as if the crowd here in Los Angeles are beginning to feel sympathetic towards her!
Stew-O: That’s not the energy I’m receiving at all Drake, it still feels like the crowd just want these two to rip the absolute soul out of one another, to turn their hatred for the world, into hatred for one another, this place is still heated, and with every strike against the announcers table, with every kick, punch, elbow, is rationalised behind loud jeers from the audience!
Referee: Three! Four!
Drake: ARES ATTEMPTS TO THROW SHERIDAN OVER THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE, YET SHE MANAGES TO HOOK HER FEET BETWIXT ARES’ OWN, BRINGING HER ARM AROUND HIS NECK AND DRIVING HIM FACE FIRST AGAINST THE RIDGE OF THE TABLE, ARES’ FOREHEAD IMPACTING AGAINST THE TABLE, BEFORE HIS BODY SLUMPS AGAINST THE FLOOR… SHERIDAN NOW THROWING ELBOWS, DELIVERING CLOSED FISTS TO THE BACK OF ARES’ SKULL! ARES MANAGES TO TURN HIMSELF ONTO HIS BACK, KICKING AT SHERIDAN’S RIBS, THE RIBS THAT HE DELIVERED A SPINE-ALTERING SPEAR TO JUST MINUTES AGO, SHERIDAN TAKEN ABACK, STUMBLING… ARES TRYING TO RECOVER AS HE PUSHES HIMSELF TO– HOLOCAUST! THE HOLOCAUST! SHE HIT IT! SHERIDAN RAMS THE FRONT OF HER BOOT AGAINST ARES’ RIBS! THAT RUNNING PUNT KICK SHATTERING AGAINST ARES’ RIBCAGE! ARES FALLS TO THE CONCRETE FLOORING OUTSIDE OF THE RING, AS SHERIDAN STEADIES HERSELF FROM SUCH A DEVASTATING MOVE!
Stew-O: Sheridan’s hands coming to find the nearest barricade, not even looking back at the damage she has just caused! Her breath steadies, as the audience members sitting front row boo right in her face! Imagine that, Drake, the restraint Sheridan must have to not slap them across the cheek! Her head rolls on her shoulders, turning her back to the crowd and looking down at Ares Vendetta, who is clutching at his ribs, pain written across his face, exasperated.
Referee: Five! Six!
Drake: Sheridan in no rush to return to the scene of the crime. Sweat glistens against her body, eyes meekly looking at the crumpled, contorted former Answers World Champion, the Black Vulture who those on Showdown fear ever so much, you have to ask yourself why Sheridan is allowing Ares the time to recover, instead of throwing him into the ring, and potentially gaining a pinfall over one of the most recognisable names in Elite Answers Wrestling today!
Stew-O: Well the answer is beginning to paint itself, Sheridan is clutching at her ribs as she walks over to Ares, the power of that spear, on top of the jumping super kick that struck her previous to it must have really done some damage, the Last Vixen has been scorned twice in as many weeks by our current chairman, not being declared the new general manager of Empire, and now being turned inside out by one of his signature moves, alas used by a bitter enemy in Ares Vendetta.
Referee: Seven! Eight!
Drake: Sheridan now hoisting Ares back to his feet, Ares not showing any imminent signs of fight, or life, Sheridan slowly dragging his- OH BUT THAT’S CLASSIC ARES! ARES PLAYING POSSUM, DECEIVING SHERIDAN, US, AND THE CROWD HERE AT THE SHRINE ARENA TONIGHT! ARES SLAMMING SHERIDAN’S SIDE INTO THE APRON… THE RIBCAGE THAT HE HAS DEALT SO MUCH DAMAGE TO TONIGHT. ARES NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO THROW SHERIDAN BACK! INSTEAD SHOOTING INTO THE RIGHT, AS THE REFEREE COUNTS TO NINE, SHERIDAN IS KEELED ON THE OUTSIDE!
Stew-O: I don’t think she’s going to do it Drake! Sheridan’s hand is literally on the bottom rope, but her legs are kneeled, and her face is planted against the curve of the apron, she hoists herself up, clawing at the ring and trying to pull herself in, but is it too late!?
Drake: Barely, Stew-O! Sheridan manages to barely roll beneath the bottom rope, her heart beating out of her chest, breaths tiresome and full, Ares Vendetta meanwhile steadying himself on the other side of the ring. You have to really think about what is going through his mind, he has an opportunity to potentially put Sheridan away the moment she draws to her feet! As she does so now!
Stew-O: ARES HONES IN, SHERIDAN IS OBLIVIOUS, SOLELY CONCENTRATING ON RECOVERING HER STANCE, SHE TURNS AROUND, OH GOD THIS IS GOING TO BE BAD! AND ARES… SLAPS SHERIDAN ACROSS THE FACE! WHAT ON EARTH! ARES WITH A GOLDEN CHANCE, A MOMENT WHERE SHERIDAN HAS NO TIME TO REACT, AND HIS PALM STRIKES AGAINST HER FACE WITH SUCH SPEED! ROCKING HER BACK TO HER SENSES, A SINISTER GRIN FINDING ARES’ FACE! ANOTHER SLAP NOW! ARES HAMMERING AWAY, HITTING AT OPEN FLESH, SHERIDAN INCAPABLE OF DEFENDING HERSELF! ANOTHER SLAP! BUT ARES IS TIRING… HE STRIKES OPENLY WITH ANOTHER SLAP BUT IT BARELY REGISTERS, HE’S HOLDING AT HIS RIBCAGE NOW, BOTH COMPETITORS HAVING BEING HIT WITH SINISTER, DEVASTATING MOVES, IMPACTING THE RIBCAGE, THE STRUCTURE THAT PROTECTS THE MOST VITAL ORGANS OF THE BODY…
Drake: SHERIDAN WITH A FOREARM! THE CROWD COMES ALIVE AS SHERIDAN DOES, BRINGING HER FOREARM TO STAB AT THE NOSE OF ARES! ARES WITH A SLAP IN RETALIATION, BOTH FIGHTERS COMING TO THE CENTRE OF THE RING, SHERIDAN WITH A FOREARM! ARES WITH A SLAP! ARES WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT! SHERIDAN HURLING OVER, ARES BRINGING HIS LEG UP AND SLASHING AN AXE KICK ACROSS THE SPINE OF SHERIDAN! BUT SHERIDAN SWEEPS OUT THE LEGS! ARES GOES DOWN! SHERIDAN RESUMES CONTROL OF THIS BOUT AS SHE STALKS ARES NOW… RECOVERING FROM THAT GRUELLING BACK AND FORTH… EYES LOOKING HER OPPONENT UP AND DOWN… ARES PUSHING HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET… SHERPLEX! SHERIDAN GOES FOR THE SHERPLEX!!! WAIST LOCKED!!! SHE HITS IT! SHE HITS THE SHERPLEX! THE COVER! THIS COULD BE OVER! THIS IS OVER!
Stew-O: You’ve got to be kidding me. Ares Vendetta just kicked out at one.
Drake: Holy fuck. I don’t think anybody, in written history, has ever kicked out of a Sherplex at one. And that’s the first pinfall attempt we’ve had all match! These two have been going at it for so long, they’re not looking for the win, they won’t stop until total annihilation of their opponents are achieved!
Stew-O: These two hold a genuine compassion of hatred for one another. They’ve been going back and forth each week, insulting one another, stooping to levels that only the two can resonate within. How proud they both must be, how prideful of their words, words that offend and repulse the majority, these two throw at one another like it’s ordinary.
Drake: The fury painted on Sheridan Müller’s face, realising that Ares Vendetta just kicked out at the first opportunity, the first hurdle. Pain strifes across her face, she clutches at her ribs, sitting up, but VENGEANCE FINDS HER FACE, AGGRESSION FILLS THE ARENA, SHERIDAN RELEASES A SCREAM OF AGONY, OF FRUSTRATION, FORCING ARES VENDETTA TO HIS FEET, GOING FOR THE SHERPLEX ONCE MORE! WAIST LOCKED! SHE HI– ARES WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE, ROCKING SHERIDAN BACK FOR A SECOND! A SICKENING ELBOW AGAINST SHERIDAN’S SKULL! BUT A SECOND IS ENOUGH, HOISTING HER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS. THE MERCY SEAT! THE ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION IS ACHIEVED! ARES DROPPING SHERIDAN INTO A WAISTLOCK OF HIS OWN, A BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX! THE MERCY SEAT! SHERIDAN’S NECK SLAMS, CRACKS AGAINST THE CANVAS, AND ARES HAS THIS MATCH!
Referee: Oneee! Twooo!
Stew-O: A kick out from Sheridan! Ares slowly releases the bridge that he had held, stunned at the resilience of his opponent, this has been an absolute war, filled with vengeance, these two hold such an agenda, it controls their every action, their every thought, negativity personifies their words and blood lust fills the air. Sheridan slumped on her back, Ares gradually finding his feet.
Drake: OH NO! ARES IS GRABBING AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE, ARES LOOKING BACK AT SHERIDAN TYRANNISED ON THE CANVAS, A SMIRK FINDING ARES’ FACE THAT HAS BEEN DISPLAYED SO MANY TIMES THROUGHOUT HIS CAREER. ARES FINDS THAT PERCHED POSITION, THE PERCH THAT HAS EARNED HIM THE TITLE OF THE BLACK VULTURE… SHERIDAN SLOWLY STIRRING, SCRAPS ON THE PLATE OF THE VULTURE, SHERIDAN BRUISED AND BEATEN, BRINGING HERSELF ALIVE WITH EVERY OUNCE OF ENERGY!
Stew-O: METEORA! A VIOLENT– THE STRENGTH OF SHERIDAN MÜLLER! SHERIDAN CATCHING ARES ON HER SHOULDERS, OUTMANOEUVRING A MAN ALMOST ONE HUNDRED POUNDS HEAVIER THAN HER. HOISTING HIM UP! NO FUCKING WAY!! THE IMPERIUM!!! THE GANSO BOMB!!!! SHERIDAN, WITH EVERY DROP OF BLOOD, EVERYTHING SHE HAS LEFT WITHIN HER, ELEVATES ARES VENDETTA INTO THE AIR! DELIVERING LANNISTER’S MOVE AGAINST HIS MOST BITTER RIVAL, THE MAN WHO ATTACKED, ASSAULTED, HIS PREGNANT WIFE! A FELLOW GERMAN SERVING JUSTICE AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL! IT’S OVER!
Referee: Oneee! Twooo! Thre—
Drake: SHERIDAN MÜLLER JUST DEFEATED ARES VENDETTA WITH THE IMPERIUM!!!
Stew-O: NO! ARES VENDETTA’S FOOT IS BENEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE! I DON’T THINK HE DID IT INTENTIONALLY, BUT HIS FOOT IS SPRAWLED BENEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE! THE REFEREE IS WAVING OFF THE CALL! NEITHER SHERIDAN, OR ARES, HAVE A CLUE WHERE THEY ARE AT!! SHERIDAN IS THE FIRST TO STIR, THE FIRST TO COME BACK FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL, THE LITERAL DEAD AND SHE’S REALISED! SHE’S REALISED ARES’ FOOT IS UNDER THE ROPE! EYES GO WILD, LOOKING TO THE REF, TO THE MAT, QUICKLY SHERIDAN!
Drake: DESPITE ALL THIS GIRL HAS DONE, YOU’VE GOT TO RALLY BEHIND HER, THE STATISTICS, THE HISTORY, ALL SWING IN ARES VENDETTA’S FAVOUR, THE ROAD TO RETRIBUTION THIS WOMAN HAS BEEN THROUGH! SHERIDAN PULLS ARES TO THE CENTRE OF THE RING, PINNING HIM ONCE MORE!
Referee: Oneee! Twooo!
Stew-O: ARES KICKS OUT! ARES VENDETTA KICKS OUT! ARES VENDETTA COMING TO HIS SENSES, BOTH COMPETITORS RUSHING TO GET UP, BUT ARES SHOOTS BACK UP! EITHER ADRENALINE DEFINES HIS FEATURES, OR ARES HAS JUST SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL FOR IT CANNOT BE HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO SHOOT UP SO QUICKLY, AFTER BEING DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD LIKE HE HAD JUST BEEN THEN! SHERIDAN RECUPERATING ON THE MAT, UNAWARE OF ARES’ REVIVAL FROM THE GRAVE, ARES DELIVERS A SADISTIC KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF SHERIDAN’S SKULL. SHERIDAN’S EYES ROLL TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD, SHERIDAN DROPS TO THE MAT LIFELESS. ARES CHANNELLING HIS INNER DEMONS NOW, SAUNTERING OVER TO SHERIDAN, NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD! LIKE CLOCKWORK, HE POSITIONS HER UPRIGHT, SITUATING HIS OPPONENT ON HER KNEES, AS HE STEADIES AGAINST THE ROPES… ARES RUSHES IN… SHERIDAN ON A SOLE KNEE! DARKSTAR!! THE KNEE CATCHING SHERIDAN ON THE CURVE OF HER CHIN!!! SHERIDAN, ALREADY STUNNED, HAS JUST HAD THE FIRE EXTINGUISHED WITHIN HER! ARES HOOKS THE LEG!!!
Referee: Oneee! Twooo!
Drake: SHERIDAN’S SHOULDER SHOOTS UP! HOW ON EARTH, HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE THAT, BOTH SHERIDAN AND ARES ARE FLAWLESS, IN TOP FORM TONIGHT, ARES SNARLS AS HE PUSHES, FORCES SHERIDAN DOWN ONTO THE MAT, AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR A SECOND COVER!
Referee: Oneee! Twooo!
Stew-O: Look at the irritation, the indignation on Ares Vendetta’s face as Sheridan kicks out a second time. Fury defines his expression, Ares slamming the mat in frustration, Sheridan surviving on pure instinct, nothing else, that stamina and efficiency of months ago flowing throughout Sheridan here, Ares kicking the bottom rope, as Sheridan lunges to her feet, a fire ignited, a spark infused in Sheridan’s very blood!
Drake: JUMPING SUPERKICK! ARES SAW SHERIDAN COMING FROM A MILE AWAY! BUT SHERIDAN DROPS TO HER KNEES, SWERVING OUT OF THE WAY! ARES SPINNING ON HIS AXIS… EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! SHERIDAN STRIKING ARES WITH A FANTASTIC EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, SHERIDAN FOLLOWS WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT ARES THROWS HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY, BOUNCING OFF THE ROPE APPARENT TO SHERIDAN, LOCKING HIS HANDS AROUND HER WAIST, SHERPLEX!!! SHERIDAN WITH A STANDING SWITCH!!!! SHERPLEX!!!!!!! ARES KICKS AT SHERIDAN’S SHIN! SHERIDAN DROPS TO A KNEE! ARES BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES!!! DARKSTAR!! SHERIDAN LUNGES TO HER FEET AND CONNECTS WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, AN UPPERCUT THAT SENDS ARES VENDETTA TO THE FLOOR! VANQUISHED!
Stew-O: ARES CRASHES TO THE MAT, AND SHERIDAN INSTANTANEOUSLY LATCHES ONTO HIS RIGHT ARM! THE SHERBAR!! THE CROSS ARMLOCK!! SHERIDAN HAS THE CROSS ARMLOCK LOCKED IN, AS HER FEET PRESS DOWN AGAINST ARES’ CHEST, SHE WRENCHES BACK HIS RIGHT ARM WITH HER OWN FINGERS! SHERIDAN’S FINGERTIPS PRESSING AGAINST THE WRIST OF ARES! AND–
Drake: SHERIDAN MÜLLER JUST STABBED ARES VENDETTA WITH HER FINGERNAILS. SHARP FINGERNAILS CUTTING AGAINST HIS WRIST, DIGGING IN, AND BLOOD IS BEGINNING TO POOL DOWN THE ARM OF ARES VENDETTA! SHERIDAN’S GLOVES CLASHING AGAINST THE ARM, COVERING HER WORK, THE REFEREE INCAPABLE OF VIEWING WHAT SHERIDAN IS DOING DUE TO THE ANGLE!!! SHERIDAN HAS DUG HER FINGERNAILS INTO ARES’ VEINS, AND BLOOD IS STREAMING OUT AND ONTO THE MAT!!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE HAS NOTICED NOW, EYES AVERTED TO THE BLOOD BEGINNING TO FORM ON THE CANVAS, SHERIDAN ATTEMPTING TO RIP THE RADIUS FROM THE ULNA, DIGGING IN BETWEEN THE BONES OF THE ARM, CLAWING AND IMPALING ARES VEINS! THE LACK OF GRIP ALLOWING ARES TO PULL FROM HER CLUTCH, ARES SITUATING AGAINST THE ROPE, PULLING HIS SLIT ARM FROM SHERIDAN’S DEMONESS CLUTCH!!!
Drake: I have never seen Ares Vendetta in a state of vulnerability. Ever. But as the referee checks on his open wound, a look of concern finds his face, as Sheridan remains motionless on the mat.
Stew-O: Sheridan pulls herself to her feet. A gruelling battle between two individuals willing to delve as deep and as dirty as the world will allow them. As Ares Vendetta shoves the referee out of his way, Sheridan’s eyes meet with Ares once more. What a moment! Their gaze lock, just like the beginning of the match! Back to square one! Back to the opening bell! Sheridan admiring the blood of Ares Vendetta that runs down her fingers, as Ares looks on with absolute fury, holding his right arm in his left hand, and–
Drake: SHERIDAN MÜLLER JUST LICKED AT HER HAND! SUCKING ON HER FINGERS, THE VERY FINGERS THAT SECONDS AGO WERE IMPALED IN ARES WRIST!!! I AM DISGUSTED, HOW SICK, HOW SICK DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE HEAD TO DO THAT.
Stew-O: LOOK AT THE EXPRESSION ON SHERIDAN’S FACE, HOW PROUD SHE IS, BRINGING HER MIDDLE AND INDEX FINGER FROM HER LIPS, AND ONCE MORE TO HER SIDE, A MIXTURE OF BLOOD AND SALIVA FORMING ON HER BOTTOM LIP.
Drake: AND ARES VENDETTA IS… LAUGHING?!?! ARES VENDETTA IS HOWLING, FINDING SHERIDAN’S ANTICS HILARIOUS. HOW DELUSIONAL ARE THE THESE TWO, HOW HAVE THEY BROKEN THROUGH ALL LAWS AND PSYCHIATRIC TESTING, HOW ARE THESE TWO ATHLETES, COMPETITORS, WRESTLERS?
Stew-O: ARES VENDETTA CONTINUES TO LAUGH, AND SHERIDAN’S ONCE ENTHUSIASTIC EXPRESSION HAS DISSIPATED. SHE’S FURIOUS, LIPS SCOWL AND RAGE EMERGES ON HER CHEEKBONES, SHERIDAN HAVING JUST INFLICTED AN OPEN WOUND ON ARES VENDETTA’S WRIST, WITHOUT HESITATION, WITH ABSOLUTE VENGEANCE PRECIPITATING HER JUDGEMENT, AND ARES VENDETTA IS AMUSED.
Drake: SHERIDAN CHARGES AT ARES VENDETTA, BUT ARES MEETS HER WITH A FOREARM, THE SAME FOREARM THAT SHERIDAN NOT LONG AGO HAD RIPPED OPEN. BLOOD POURING ONTO THE CANVAS, STAINING SHERIDAN’S GOLDEN HAIR, RUNNING AGAINST THE SKIN OF ARES VENDETTA, SPLASHING AGAINST SHERIDAN’S BRA TOP. ARES AND SHERIDAN EXCHANGING VICIOUS ELBOWS IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING. BUT SHERIDAN GAINS AN ADVANTAGE, A FULL ON BRAWL ERUPTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, THE CROWD EATING UP EVERY MOMENT OF IT, FROM STUNNED SILENCE TO FUMED ADRENALINE ONCE MORE. ARES THROWING KNEES INTO THE BODY OF SHERIDAN MÜLLER! SHERIDAN CATCHING ARES WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! ARES DROPS TO THE CORNER, SLUMPED ON THE CORNER, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!
Stew-O: SHERIDAN WITH DESPERATION, LAUNCHES HERSELF TO THE OPPOSING TURNBUCKLE, THE DIAGONAL TURNBUCKLE, FULL STEAM AHEAD, LOOKING FOR THE SHERBALL– DARKSTAR!!! OH MY WORD!! ARES CATCHING SHERIDAN MID SHERBALL WITH A DARKSTAR!! A CALLOUS, HOMICIDAL, HEINOUS DARKSTAR!!! AND IT CONNECTS PERFECTLY!! SHERIDAN STOPPED ALL MOVEMENT, THE VERY BLOOD WITHIN HER BODY FROZE, THE SECOND ARES KNEECAP CAUGHT HER.
Drake: ARES DRAGS SHERIDAN TO HER FEET. LOOK AT THE ABSOLUTE HATRED ON HIS FACE. ARES PULLING HER IN! PEDIGREE DRIVER!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!! ARES DRIVING SHERIDAN’S NECK, YOU COULD HEAR THE SNAP RESONATE THROUGHOUT THE ARENA! ARES HOOKS THE LEG!
Referee: ONE!!! TWOOOO!! THREEEEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: What have we just witnessed?
(”Bloodlust” by contRoVersy emits throughout the arena, an exhausted, bleeding Ares falls to his knees beside the broken Sheridan Müller.)
Drake: We have just witnessed an all out war.
(Medical professionals swarm the ring, separating to provide medical attention to both competitors, the canvas, and both athletes stained in Ares Vendetta’s blood as the camera transitions elsewhere.)
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(Graphic for Scott Oasis Vs Diamond Cage in an Extreme Rules match is shown as the audience cheers loudly)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
RA: AND IT WILL BE CONTESTED UNDER.. EXTREME RULES!!!!
(“DNA” By Kendrick Lamar hits as Scott Oasis makes his entrance sporting a black beanie with a steel chair in hand)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first! From Baltimore, Maryland! Weighing in at 260 Pounds!! “THE ICE MAN” SCCCOTTTTTTT OAAAASIISSSSSSSS!!!
Stew-O: And here we go with what could possibly be the most violent match on this entire card, and Scott Oasis coming to the ring armed with that chair in his grasp!
Drake: This is going to be great! Hopefully Diamond Cage gets broken into little fragments and they have to keep finding pieces of him in 2018! KICK HIS ASS SCOTT!! WOOO!!!
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” By Nirvana blast throughout the speakers to a LOUD ovation as Diamond Cage enters carrying the barbwire baseball bat in hand and dragging a trash can filled with noticeable weapons in his hand as Scott is challenging him to come to the ring)
Stew: AND LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!! Cage always been the one to get the crowd on their feet and here at the Shrine seems no different as he leaves the trash can by the steps before making his way inside the ring
Drake: This isn’t fair, he literally has something in his hand that could maim another human being, the referee should take that away from him what the hell?
Stew: Why don’t you go do it?
Drake: Oasis has it covered thank you very much!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: Cage has the bat in hand! Oasis with a chair! OASIS RUNS AT CAGE WITH THE CHAIR!! Cage USES THE BASEBALL BAT TO KNOCK THE CHAIR OUT OF OASIS HANDS!! Oasis is shocked as Cage swings that barbwire baseball bat! Oasis hooks him as the bat drops out of Cage’s hand! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! He throws Cage halfway across the ring! Cage is up quickly but staggering as Scott TAKES HIS HEAD OFF WITH A SICKENING LARIAT!! Oasis quickly grabbing that chair as Cage is on all floors.. SICKENING STEEL CHAIR SHOT OFF THE SPINE OF DIAMOND CAGE!!! Cage grimacing in pain, Oasis BRINGS DOWN THE CHAIR FOR ANOTHER BRUTAL CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF CAGE!! Look at the dents in that chair! Oasis wedging the chair into the nearest turnbuckle, Cage using the ropes to pull himself up! OASIS RUNS WITH A SHOULDER THRUST!! AND HE REPEATEDLY DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO THE MID-SECTION OF CAGE!! He stops his onslaught before grabbing Cage out of the corner sending a clubbing blow to the back knocking Cage back down onto the canvas!
Drake: Oasis eyes the barbwire baseball bat laying on the floor as Cage is trying to get himself up, Oasis has the bat in hand! RIP HIM APART!! Cage is pulling himself up using the ropes, Oasis SWINGS FOR CAGE’S HEAD!! Cage ducks! Oasis turns around and is met with a SHORT JAB! Open handed Chop! Jab! Chop! Jab! Chop! Cage runs off the ropes and goes for a clothesline! Oasis doesn’t go down, Cage running again! ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE!! Oasis is still on his feet, Cage runs again! OASIS STILL HAD THE BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT IN HAND AS HE HITS THE INCOMING CAGE IN THE MID-SECTION WITH IT!!! Cage is hunched over, HE BRINGS THE BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF CAGE! Cage drops to his knees, Oasis isn’t done as he walks over AND HE PLACES THE BAT OVER THE FOREHEAD OF CAGE AND HE BEGINS GRINDING IT LIKE A CHEESE GRATER OVER THE SKULL OF DIAMOND CAGE!!! THIS IS GREAT!!
Stew: Cage is being tortured here by Scott Oasis! He is donning the crimson mask! Oasis stops the assault as Cage is prone on the canvas! Oasis drops the bat and taunts this Los Angeles Crowd! Cage trying to force himself up as Oasis goes over the top of him! He locks his hands around the waist of Cage, HE BEGINS TO LIFT!!! HE’S DEADLIFTING CAGE!!! DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX!! HE PLANTS CAGE RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF HIS NECK!! Cage is out on the canvas and this has been all Scott Oasis in the early stages of this match, Scott turns DC over before hooking the leg!
Drake: CAGE IS STILL ALIVE? Oasis FINISH THE JOB! Oasis mounting Cage before delivering a hard ground and pound trying to open up that wound on Cage’s head even more! Oasis rolling himself outside the ring as he grabs that trash can Cage brought in full of weapons and throws it inside the ring! Oasis going underneath the ring and he pulls out a LADDER!! OASIS SENDING THE LADDER INSIDE THE RING!! But look! Cage is up and is digging in his boot! HE PULLS OUT A FORK!! OASIS DOESN’T KNOW!! LOOK OUT SCOTT!! Cage has the fork in his hand! Oasis inside the ring walks over to Cage and grabs him between his legs!! HE LIFTS CAGE FOR A POWERBOMB!!! BUT CAGE BRINGS THAT FORK INTO THE SKULL OF OASIS!!! OASIS STILL HOLDING CAGE AS CAGE CONTINUES STABBING SCOTT OASIS WITH THAT FORK!!! OASIS FINALLY DROPS CAGE!! Cage drops the fork before grabbing a staple gun that was in that trash can, CAGE DROPS AND SHOOTS A STAPLE BETWEEN THE LEGS OF OASIS!! THAT IS SICK!!!
Stew: This is getting very violent! Oasis grimacing in a face I’ve never see and can you blame him! Oasis holding his “deal” in his hands as Cage LOW BLOW!!! HE HOOKS OASIS AND HE PLANTS HIM WITH A DDT!!! Oasis has finally been knocked down in this match as Cage is looking around! Cage looking at that ladder and you can tell he has bad intentions! Cage makes his way to the 10ft Ladder before setting it up near the turnbuckle, Oasis is down and out as Cage climbs that ladder! Cage making his way to the very top! Oasis is down as Cage looks around this Los Angeles Crowd!! HE JUMPS WITH A DIVING ELBOW DROP!!! HE CONNECTS THE DIVING ELBOW DROP OFF THE LADDER!!! Cage with the crimson mask! Scott with the crimson mask as well from the shots with that fork!! And Cage planting his elbow into the heart of Oasis! Cage crawling..He drapes an arm over Oasis as the referee counts!
Drake: OASIS KICKS OUT!! Cage rolling himself to the outside.. Cage underneath the ring, what is going through this guys mind?!? Cage SLIDES OUT A TABLE! Cage setting the table up on the outside! Before rolling back inside the ring, Oasis is still down! Cage makes his way to that trash can as he looks inside and a sick smile crosses his face! CAGE PULLS OUT A BLACK BAG!!! OH MY GOD!! HE POURS IT OUT!! THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF THUMBTACKS!! CAGE IS JUST LAUGHING LOUDLY AS THE ANTICIPATION BEGINS TO BUILD OF WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN!! Cage grabbing Oasis up to his feet.. Front facelock! CAGE IS LOOKING TO GO FOR THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE!! VERTICAL SUPLEX PILEDRIVER!!!
Stew: OASIS FIGHTING OUT OF IT!! SENDING SWIFT PUNCHES TO THE RIBS OF CAGE!! Cage backs up.. Oasis walks over to him as Cage SHOOTS A HEADBUTT INTO THE NOSE OF SCOTT OASIS!! Oasis is backing up but staggering near the tacks!! CAGE STRIKING WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS TRYING TO MAKE OASIS FALL INTO THE TACKS!! CAGE HAS OASIS IN A CLINCH AND FIRING KNEES AND HEADBUTTS!! Oasis still won’t fall!! CAGE RUNNING OFF THE ROPES AND HE HITS A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH!! Oasis almost goes down but manages to stay on his feet!! Cage runs again.. HE’S CAUGHT OASIS DUCKS AS CAGE’S MOMENTUM SPUN HIM AROUND!! GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE THOUSANDS OF THUMBTACKS!! CAGE HAS BECOME A HUMAN PINCUSHION!! The fans are on their feet as Cage props up and the tacks are in his arms and the back of his head! Cage is literally picking them out of his skin and screaming in agony!
Drake: Cage is up on his feet picking tacks out of his body.. Oasis grabs a handfull of tacks… AND HE STUFFS THEM IN THE MOUTH OF CAGE!!! HE FORCES THE TACKS IN HIS MOUTH AND HE BEGINS PUNCHING CAGE IN THE FACE!! REPEATEDLY PUNCHING CAGE IN THE MOUTH!! OASIS STOPS THE ONSLAUGHT!! Cage is spitting blood!! He might of lost some teeth!! Oasis eyes that table as he grabs Cage, he makes his way out onto the apron and drags the wounded and bloodied Cage with him.. Oasis signals this is the end. He has CAGE BETWEEN HIS LEGS!!! HE IS LOOKING FOR A POWERBOMB OFF THE APRON THROUGH THAT TABLE!! CAGE SOMEHOW STILL FIGHTING!! CAGE PUNCHING OASIS REPEATEDLY IN THE HEAD BUT OASIS IGNORES!!! POWERBOMBS CAGE THROUGH THE TABLE!!! CAGE IS FINISHED!!! OASIS IS WINDED ON THE APRON!! HE NEEDS TO ROLL CAGE INSIDE THE RING AND WIN THIS MATCH!!!
Stew: The punishment that has been dished out throughout this match, Oasis can barely move, Oasis drops off the apron and he grabs Cage out of that rubble, he lifts the deadweight of Cage and sends him inside the ring! Oasis slides into the cover and it’s academic from here!
Drake: WHAT? HOW? HE’S SUPPOSE TO BE DONE! How did he kickout! Oasis is shocked, Oasis looking at Cage and can’t believe he managed to survive the smash through the table! Oasis is up on his feet, he grabs that ladder and throws it outside the ring! He’s obviously frustrated, Diamond Cage is trying to pull himself up using the ropes, Oasis taking his gloves off! This is bad, Cage challenging Oasis.. Oasis WITH A HARD BODY BLOW AS CAGE DROPS TO HIS KNEES!! Oasis yelling at Cage to stay down, Cage rising again.. OASIS ANOTHER HARD BODY SHOT!! AND HE FOLLOWS UP WITH A PENALTY SOCCER KICK TO THE MID-SECTION! Cage taking a beating here and I’m enjoying every second of it! Cage is down, OASIS GRABBING CAGE IRON CLAW OFF THE CANVAS!!! HE SHOUTS IN CAGE’S FACE!! THIS IS THE END!! IRON CLAW MAT SLA- Cage as he was being risen pokes Oasis in the eye! CAGE GRABBING OASIS AND SENDS HIM INTO THE CORNER WHERE THE CHAIR WAS WEDGED!!
Stew: CAGE IS IN PAIN BUT HE HAS TO DO SOMETHING FAST!! CAGE EYES THE BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT FROM BEFORE!! OASIS COMES OUT OF THAT CORNER!! HE’S DAZED!! CAGE FIRES THE BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT TO THE MID-SECTION!!! THE MID-SECTION OF OASIS BEGINS TO BLEED!!! CAGE FIRES ANOTHER SHOT TO THE MID-SECTION!!!! AND HE FIRES ANOTHER SHOT TO THE SIDE OF THE SKULL OF SCOTT OASIS AS HE’S BLOODIED AND DOWN TO A KNEE!! Cage goes behind him!! WRIST LOCK-TRANSITIONED LARIAT!!! MURDER… DEATH.. KILL!!! Cage still has Oasis by the wrist, he’s pulling on that arm as Oasis is up once more HE GOES FOR A SECOND MURDER…DEATH… KILLL!!! OASIS DUCKS… HE HOOKS CAGE IN POSITION FOR THE PSYCHO DRIVER…. HE WALKS OVER THE THE TACKS!! PSYCHO DRIVER INTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!! OASIS HOOKS THE LEG!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘DNA’ By Kendrick Lamar picks up again as medical personnel begins checking on Scott Oasis and Diamond Cage as both men are out on the canvas)
Ring Announcer: HERREEE ISSS YOUR WINNNERRR…. SCCOTTTTTT OAAASISSSSS!!!
( COMMERCIAL: NEO presents “Crowned In Blood” LIVE from France on January 5th, 2018! Witness Chris Elite do battle against Lang The Irascible in a First Blood match, LIVE on the EAW Network! )
( Return to The Shrine… we see the RA standing by on the side of the stage to announce the next match. )
Ring Announcer: The following match… is a 10 PERSON TAG TEAM MATCH, SET FOR ONE FALL!!!
( “Dopamine Lit” by Lupe Fiasco hits as the crowd immediately jumps to their feet with excitement, creating the loudest reaction of the night so far. Mr. DEDEDE walks through the curtains dressed in his ring gear and a custom Newaza Galaxy V2 Rashguard with a neon red kanji symbol for “God” on the center of it. )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first…. from Calabasas, California, weighing in tonight at 240 POUNDS… HE IS THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING, “THE GAWD”, MISTEEEER DEEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEE!!!!
( DDD completes his usual entrance and keeps the fans engaged and energized by constantly addressing the crowd. DDD throws up a double corna taunt, inciting flash photography, and “Dopamine Lit” eventually dies down. )
( “Unfazed” by Lil Uzi Vert plays as Astraea Jordan makes her entrance in her ring gear and “Goddess of Injustice” gear. )
Ring Announcer: His partner… also a member of “The Gawd Complex”, from CHICAGO ILLINOIS… ASSSTRRRAEAAAAA JORDANNNNN!!!!
( DDD holds up an “Astraea Better” sign and holds it up to the crowd as Astraea enters the ring and completes her entrance. Her music dies down, and she talks with DDD in the ring about their strategy for the match. )
( “I Am Electric” by Heavens Basement plays, and Nasir Escobar rushes through the curtain full of energy and hi-fiving the fans on his way down to the ring. )
Ring Announcer: From Newark, New Jersey, weighing in at 212 POOOUNDS…. NASIIIIIIIR ESCOBAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!
( Nasir enters the ring and is embraced by DDD who hugs him as if he were his son, and the two talk and laugh while Nas’ music dies down. )
( “Formation” by Beyonce hits which brings about a massive response from the crowd, matching the response they gave for DDD. Aria Jaxon walks out in her ring gear with the EAW Womens Championship in tow, and she holds the title up to the audience and blows a kiss to the fans, even embracing them as she makes her entrance down the aisle. )
Ring Announcer: Next up, she is the EAW WOMENS CHAMPIOOOOOOONNNNN…. LA’s OWWWNNNN, ARIAAAAA JAXOOONNNNNNNNN!!!
( Aria enters the ring and greets DDD and Nas with a hug, but ignores Astraea while Astraea herself stands by looking rather unimpressed. “Formation” dies down, as the four teammates wait for their final partner. )
( “Lord Knows” by Meek Mill hits, and Chris Elite makes his entrance wearing a pink mink over his ring gear, as well as thousand dollar designer shades. )
Ring Announcer: And finally, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 210 POOOOUNNNDS… “GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS”, CHRIIIIIIIIISSSSSS ELIITEEEEEEEE!!!!
( Chris Elite enters the ring, daps up Nas, daps up DDD, hugs Amani, and then turns to Aria Jaxon. Aria stands there smiling, with her arms crossed like she’s thinking, and Chris approaches her before taking her by the hand, dropping to a knee, and slowly kissing Aria’s hand several times prompting Aria to squeal in laughter.)
( Chris takes off his pink mink and shows off his physique, attempting to run game on Aria further while DDD, Astraea and Nas watch in the background all laughing… and just then, a tomato comes flying out of the crowd, barely hitting Chris Elite. )
( Chris turns to the crowd to see who it is, and we see Aren Mstislav in one of the front rows wearing a dark suit and some shades, flipping Chris the middle finger and condemning him for talking to his woman. )
Stew-O: Looks like Aren came prepared for the romantic chicanery of Chris Elite!
( “Kill Jill” by Big Boi hits, and Mao Ichimichi is the first to walk through the curtain before being followed by The Wilde Boys, and then followed by Stephanie Matsuda who holds hands with Monica Vaughan. Finally, Carlos Rosso walks out after them in his ring gear with an MMA hoodie on, with the EAW Interwire Championship around his waist and around the hoodie. )
Ring Announcer: THEIR OPPONENTS… being lead and managed by Mao Ichimichi, they are the team of “THE POINTMEN” BILLY & JIMMY WILDE, “THE ENFORCER” CARLOS ROSSO, AND “THE CENTERPIECE” STEPHANIE MATSUDA….. ZAIIIIIIIIIIBATSUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
( Zaibatsu walk down the aisle as a unit, snubbing fans who stick their arms out for a hi-five or handshake. They all enter the ring together, bringing an air of seriousness to the once-playful environment. “Kill Jill” eventually dies down, with the most tense staredown taking place between Stephanie Matsuda and Aria Jaxon – who have to be talked out of an altercation by their respective older and wiser teammates, Carlos Rosso and Mr. DEDEDE. )
( “S.O.A.R.” – Devour The Day hits, and Jacob Senn walks out through the curtain with his ring gear on as well as a leather black “Punisher” vest. He ignores the fans to each side of him who reach out for hi-fives, and does a pointing gun taunt with his index and thumb finger, aiming it directly at Mr. DEDEDE and Nasir Escobar. )
Ring Announcer: And their final partner… from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 218 POUNDS…. JAAACOOOOOOOOOOBB SSSSSSEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
( When Senn enters the ring, he does the gun taunt again at Mr. DEDEDE, and DDD leans on the ropes with a carefree grin seeming to be unfazed by the taunt. The official gets both teams to their respective corners, and starting the contest is Billy Wilde in the ring with Aria Jaxon. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: This massive ten person contest begins with the EAW Womens Champion locking horns with one half of NEO’s newest dynamic duo. Aria manages to trap Billy in a side headlock, but is pushed into the ropes from behind only to rebound into a BACK BODY DROP! Aria baseball slides under the legs and rushes up from behind before delivering an O’Conor roll pinning bridge!
Drake: Kick out just barely after the ref even gets a chance to slide down to the mat. The two recover, and that disgrace who calls herself Womens Champion delivers an armdrag, and even Billy Wilde is a little caught off guard by Aria’s speed. The Wilde Boys are two of the quickest competitors in this company, but Aria has a speed that’s quite honestly shocking considering the size of that forehead! I mean how the hell can she even move with that mountain on her head!?
Stew-O: Exaggerated insults aside, the 2017 Elitist of the Year is teeing off with some pretty loud shoot kicks that sends Billy retreating into his corner and being blind tagged by his brother Jimmy. Aria’s already got a firm waistlock applied on Billy Wilde… and TAKES HIM UP AND OVER WITH AN EXPLOSIVE BACK SUPLEX THROW! How the hell did she manage to muster up this level of power!?
Drake: In comes Jimmy with a running knee to the small of the back! And he follows up with a running low dropkick to the back of the head of a kneeled over Aria Jaxon! Aria is sent rolling across the ring, but is trying to recover as quickly as she can before Jimmy Wilde COMES CHARGING STRAIGHT AT HER… AND ARIA YANKS DOWN THE RING ROPES, SENDING JIMMY DOWN TO RINGSIDE! He lands relatively safely, BUT CHRIS ELITE EXPLODES FROM THE APRON WITH A RUNNING PUNT KICK TO THE FACE! Billy Wilde comes after Elite from in the ring, ROPE-ASSISTED ENZUIGURI! A damn good looking move by Elite, and he glances a look down at a barely conscious Jimmy Wilde only to deliver a SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT FROM THE APRON!!! THAT TAKES JIMMY BACK DOWN!
( Chris Elite shows off for Aria, and an impressed Aria Jaxon gives him a round of applause. )
Stew-O: Here comes Stephanie Matsuda! She’s getting ready to confront Chris Elite, and the official slides out of the ring to get in between the two and prevent an all out altercation! Elite sends Jimmy Wilde back into the ring, and Aria tags in Nasir Escobar, allowing Nas to climb up the corner and await the recovery of his opponent… to deliver the JUMPMAN DROPKICK!!! BOOTS BANGING OFF THE CHEST OF JIMMY WILDE, AND THAT SENDS JIMMY ACROSS THE RING OVER TO HIS CORNER! Jimmy can barely pull himself up – and Carlos Rosso tags himself in!
Drake: The Rosso Revolver is ready to shoot up this whole theater, Aurora style!
Stew-O: Oh dear lord.
Drake: Rosso charges in the ring for a wild lariat, but Nasir ducks it and the two run the ropes parallel to each other before NASIR EXPLODES BACK WITH A CROSSBODY! HOOKS THE LEGS FOR THE PIN!
Stew-O: Kick out by Rosso, and he rushes back to his feet only to be floored by a scoop slam from Nasir! Nas runs the ropes, and follows up with a high-elevation bicycle knee drop, following up by sliding over his opponent for the lateral press!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWWWW-
Stew-O: Even more emphatic kickout by Carlos Rosso! Rosso tries to recover again, clearly blindsided by the offense of his younger opponent, and once he recovers to his feet he’s hit with a flurry of knife edge chops by Nasir Escobar, sending him retreating into the corner! Nas rushes back at Carlos Rosso and is going for perhaps the leap frog out of the corner, but Rosso readjusts Nas up to a seated position on the top turnbuckle, and hits a BIG TIME UPPERCUT, LEAVING NAS DAZED AND CONFUSED! Rosso rushes over to his nearby corner to tag in Stephanie Matsuda, and Matsuda steps into the ring and sprints over to Rosso to hit a POP-UP DROPKICK WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF CARLOS ROSSO, SENDING NAS TUMBLING DOWN TO RINGSIDE FROM THE TOP ROPE, AND HITTING THE FLOOR HARD!
Drake: DAMN what a nasty fall! Mr. DEDEDE descends from his corner to go check on Nas while the rest of his team looks on in concern.
Ref: 1!!!! 2!!!!
Stew-O: The referee’s giving his count, and DDD’s doing his best to talk Nasir back into this thing after taking such a nasty landing — AND MATSUDA TAKES DDD AND NAS DOWN WITH THE SUICIDE DIVE!!! SHE SPRINTS BACK INTO THE RING, HITS ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE ON DDD THAT PUSHES HIM OFF THE STAGE DOWN TO THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE FANS! AND SHE SPRINTS BACK INTO THE RING AGAIN AND DELIVERS THE THIRD HELPING OF “BACK TO THE FUTURE” ON NASIR ESCOBAR! Matsuda drags Nas up from the floor while DDD’s down at ringside. Once Matsuda gets Nas back into the ring she makes sure to cover him with a strong hook of the leg!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWWWWWWWWW-
Drake: Kick out by Nasir! Matsuda applies a strong wrench of the arm while shooting a dirty look at Aria. Nasir tries his best to battle out of the hold, and the more leverage he gets the more Matsuda seems to second guess the armbar… now she goes for a shoot kick, Nas catches that kick however – which prompts Matsuda to go for a rake of the eyes! Now she springs up on his shoulders from behind, looking to deliver a REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!!! BUT NASIR REVERSES WITH A BACK HANDSPRING, IS RIGHT ON HIS FEET, AND CATCHES AN ONCOMING STEPHANIE MATSUDA WITH THE PULSE BOMB!!!!
Stew-O: Matsuda counters out of that by managing to slide down Nas’ back and get a roll up – assisted with her legs propped up on the ropes! Aria, Astraea and Chris Elite are all crying foul, but the ref can’t hear them!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Drake: KICK OUT! Matsuda recovers –
Stew-O: SPEEEEEEEEARRRRRRR!!!! MR. DEDEDE RUSHES BACK INTO THE RING AND SPEARS STEPHANIE MATSUDA OUT OF HER BOOTS!
Drake: DDD RETREATS FROM THE RING IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT, AS SENN, THE WILDE BOYS AND CARLOS ALL CHARGE IN THE RING TO COME AFTER HIM! BUT ARIA AND ASTRAEA CHARGE IN THE RING AS WELL, HITTING A DOUBLE DROPKICK ON CARLOS ROSSO! I DON’T EVEN THINK THEY PLANNED THAT, THAT MIGHT HAVE JUST BEEN INSTINCTIVE! AND HERE COMES CHRIS ELITE WITH A SPRINGBOARD DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TAKING DOWN THE WILDE BOYS! BUT JACOB SENN TAKES CHRIS ELITE FROM BEHIND AND DRIVES HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!
Jacob Senn (no mic): OUT OF MY RING YOU FLUKE WINNING PIECE OF GARBAGE!
Stew-O: AND SENN TOSSES CHRIS ELITE OVER THE TOP ROPE, DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Senn ges back over to his corner while the referee strongly urges Aria and Astraea to return to theirs, and meanwhile Stephanie Matsuda’s crawling over to her own team corner where an anxious Jacob Senn awaits… and Nasir Escobar is crawling back over to his corner as well…. MATSUDA TAGS IN SENN! NASIR GOES FOR THE TAG …. BUT IS DRAGGED BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING BY JACOB SENN! AND SENN HOVERS OVER NAS TO DELIVER A BRUTAL ATTACK OF CLOSED FIST SHOTS TO THE UNPROTECTED HEAD OF NASIR ESCOBAR! Nas can barely defend himself, but Senn is making sure he makes Nas suffer just as a byproduct of his relationship with Mr. DEDEDE!
Drake: The referee forces Senn off of him due to the excessive closed fists, and Senn argues in the ref’s face which prompts a verbal warning from the official. Nasir’s desperately trying to get back in this thing, and Senn SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES IN FRONT OF NAS, LOOKING FOR THE PHENOMENON DDT!!!! BUT NASIR DOES A FORWARD COMBAT ROLL, FORCING SENN TO STICK THE LANDING, AND NAS SPRINGS UP OFF THOSE SAME ROPES SENN JUST CAME OFF OF TO DELIVER A SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT!!! BEAUTIFULLY EXECUTED, NAS JUST NEEDS TO GO FOR A COVER DAMN IT!
Stew-O: Maybe not! Nas might be a little too worn out to try to continue right now, so he instead opts to drag himself to the corner and finally tag himself out … NOW IN COMES ASTRAEA JORDAN! She spots Jacob Senn using the corner to quickly recover and delivers a HANDSPRING CORNER ELBOW SMASH! Chicago-on-Chicago violence in full effect here now as Jordan looks to follow up with a spinning backfist, but Senn ducks it and delivers a forearm shot to the face! Another shot! A couple of punches! Then a shoot kick! AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST! BIG TIME shot catches Astraea, and SENN LOOKS TO FINISH OFF THE LARIAT!
Drake: ASTRAEA DUCKS THE WILD LARIAT FROM JACOB SENN! But she’s still feeling the effects of those punches, giving Senn enough time to snatch Astraea Jordan by her braid!
Stew-O: BUT ASTRAEA SENDS SENN FLYING WITH THE CHICAGO WIND, WITH A FIST FULL OF SENN’S LOCKS AS THE COUNTER! Jacob didn’t like that, he’s rushing back up with a scowl on his face — only to meet a RUNNING BIG BOOT BY JORDAN! Senn twists out of that and attempts the crucifix backslide, and Astraea refuses to allow herself to be taken over! She’s fighting with everything she has to make it as hard for Senn as she possibly can!
Drake: Senn gives up on the backslide, and Astraea shoves Senn into his corner from behind – which allows Billy Wilde to tag himself back in, and charge STRAIGHT AT ASTRAEA —
Stew-O: FREE SMOKE!!!!! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE UPSIDE THE HEAD OF BILLY WILDE!!! DEAR LORD, BILLY WILDE’S BEEN TURNED INSIDE OUT! AND ASTRAEA JORDAN FOLLOWS UP WITH THE HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRRR-
Drake: JIMMY WILDE DRAGS THE REFEREE BY HIS LEGS OUT OF THE RING! The ref’s reading Jimmy Wilde the riot act for a move like that, BUT CHARGING IN THE RING AGAIN IS MR. DEDEDE!!! AND DDD SPRINTS ACROSS THE RING TO TAKE JIMMY WILDE DOWN WITH THE “VINTAGE DEDEDE”!!!!
Stew-O: THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET, DRAKE! THAT’S GOT THIS PLACE PUMPED! AND INTO THE RING COMES STEPHANIE MATSUDA, LOOKING TO APPLY THE CLOUD CITY ON ASTRAEA JORDAN!!! STRAIGHT JACKET GERMAN SUPLEX – FROM A DEADLIFT POSITION! BUT LOOK AT THIS! ARIA, FROM BEHIND, DELIVERS THE 187 ON MATSUDA!!! ARIA WITH THE BRILLIANT SAVE, AND THAT SENDS MATSUDA BACK UP TO HER FEET OFF SHEER MOMENTUM – ONLY TO BE POPPED UP TO THE SHOULDERS OF ASTRAEA JORDAN, AND TAKEN BACK DOWN WITH THE LATE REGISTRATION!!! POWERBOMB INTO A MONSTER OF A CUTTER!
( Astraea and Aria smile at each other out of respect. )
Stew-O: DDD HOPS ONTO THE APRON TO CUT THE TENSION, AND OFFERS THE TWO LADIES A HI-FIVE! ARIA HI-FIVES HIM, AND ASTRAEA HI-FIVES — AND ALSO TAGS HIM IN! LOOK AT BILLY WILDE, HE ALSO TAGS IN CARLOS ROSSO, BEFORE DRAGGING HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING! NOW DDD DROPS BACK DOWN TO RINGSIDE, AND CARLOS CHARGES AT ASTRAEA AND ARIA, ONLY FOR ASTRAEA TO HIT CARLOS WITH A DROP TOE HOLD — WHILE ARIA CATCHES CARLOS COMING DOWN WITH A BRUTAL SUPERKICK TO THE FACE!!! DROP TOE HOLD INTO THE CONTRACT KILLER!!!
Drake: AND MR. DEDEDE MEANWHILE JOGS AROUND THE RING TOWARDS BILLY WILDE WITH THE WIND PRACTICALLY IN HIS BACK, AND SHOOTS THROUGH THE CORNER POST FOR A SLINGSHOT SPEAR!!!!!! SLINGSHOT SPEAR DRILLS THROUGH BILLY WILDE!!!!!
Stew-O: JACOB SENN RUSHES IN THE RING TO GO AFTER ARIA AND ASTRAEA, AND THE TWO RETREAT BY SLIDING UNDER THE ROPES LEAVING SENN HOVERING OVER THE TURNBUCKLE ……. BANG!!!! ETHER!!!!!!! NASIR ESCOBAR FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, CLEANS JACOB SENN’S CLOCK WITH A SPIT-KNOCKING HELLUVA KICK TO THE CORNERED SENN!!!
( Aria Jaxon and Astraea Jordan roll both of the barely-conscious Wilde Boys into the ring, and the two stumble up to their feet only to walk right into… )
Drake: BILLY WILDE IS HOOKED BY DDD!!! JIMMY WILDE IS HOOKED BY NAS!!! DOUBLE GRAND SLAM!!!! THUNDEROUS GRAND SLAMS IN STEREO FOR THE WILDE BOYS!!!!!!
( DDD gives Nas a salute while backing into the corner, and he drops down to a knee to set his sights on Carlos Rosso. )
Stew-O: AND NOW MR. DEDEDE’S REVVING THE ENGINE, GETTING INTO THAT PLACE MENTALLY, IN HIS ELEMENT, FULLY IN HIS ZONE … WAITING FOR CARLOS ROSSO TO FULLY RETURN TO HIS FEET!!! EVERYBODY IN THIS BUILDING KNOW WHAT DDD’S LOOKING FOR, EVERYONE – THAT IS – EXCEPT FOR CARLOS ROSSO!!!! NOW DDD TAKES OFF, SPRINTING ACROSS THE RING LIKE A BULLET, AND DELIVERING A FEROCIOUS SPEEEEARRRRRRRR!!! THERE’S THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Dopamine Lit” by Lupe Fiasco hits, and Mr. DEDEDE has his arm raised by the referee while Aria, Nasir, Astraea and Chris Elite all rush into the ring to celebrate. )
Ring Announcer: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS… THE TEAM OF ARIA JAXON, ASTRAEA JORDAN, CHRIS ELITE, NASIR MOORE AND MISTER DEDEDE!!!!
Stew-O: WHAT AN ERUPTION FROM THE LOS ANGELES AUDIENCE! THESE FIVE JUST TORE THE SHRINE DOWN WITH AN AWESOME, EXCITING PERFORMANCE!
Drake: I may not like some of these people, but there’s no denying they are five of the best in the world today! Though we saw a nice effort from the opposing side, it just wasn’t enough to overcome some of the key plays we saw from Mr. DEDEDE, Astraea, Nas, Chris Elite and that other girl.
( DDD runs over to Astraea Jordan to give her a big hug and ruffles up her hair. He then playfully jumps on Astraea’s back to show off to the crowd before Astraea drops him and laughs. He walks over to Chris Elite and daps Chris up, and does the same with Nasir Moore. Then he gives Aria a big hug before picking her up and swinging her around like a child while she holds up her Womens Championship. DDD turns to the audience, gives a bow, and the team takes their celebratory leave. )
Stew-O: Nothing but high spirits after a super fun display from these five individuals who embrace the floor seat fans!
( The teammates take photo ops with the floor seat fans on their way back up the aisle, and the show goes to a standard break for advertisements. )
( COMMERCIAL BREAK. )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for ONE FALL!!…
(“Twisted Transister” – KoRn hits as Y2Impact makes his way through the curtain to a MASSIVE pop from those in attendance. He stands on the stage as an arrogant smirk crosses his face before making his way down to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first from Seattle, Washington, weighing in tonight at TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX POUNDS!! HE IS THE QUINTESSENTIAL CHAMPION!!… Y!! 2!! IIIIIMMMPPPAAACCCTTT!!
Jaeger: I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD GET THE CHANCE TO SEE THIS MAN AGAIN!! HEXA-GUN!! HEXA-GUN!!
Stew: One of the greatest of all time against a kid that has quickly proven to be one of the best EAW currently has to offer. This was one of the contests that I’ve really looked forward for since it was announced.
(Y2Impact stands in the ring as “Twisted Transistor” fades out… suddenly “I Hope You Suffer” – AFI hits as Theron Nikolas makes his way through the curtain to an ERUPTION of cheers from the fans in the crowd. He stands on the stage looking down at Impact who stands in the ring before making his way down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing next his opponent from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in tonight at ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY FIVE POUNDS!!… THERON “NO LOVE” NIIIIIIKKKKKOOOOLLLLAAAASSS!!
Jaeger: How good is tonight, Stew? We get to see names from the past return to the ring, and Y2Impact completely school Theron Nikolas! The Machine is going to put that man right in his place!
Stew: I wouldn’t write him off; Theron has that overwhelming amount of heart, and with King of Elite next week – I don’t expect Theron will be walking into tonight with the thought of losing in his mind.
(The referee pats both Impact and Theron down before calling for the bell as “I Hope You Suffer” fades out.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: The bell rings and this contest is officially underway! Both men circling around the ring before locking up! Impact takes the advantage with a side headlock; Theron pushing Impact into the ropes and uses the momentum to push him away. Impact hits the ropes and rebounds with a shoulder block dropping Theron down to the canvas. Impact isn’t finished, hitting the ropes again and rebounds – but, Theron cuts him off driving both feet into the right knee of The Machine! Impact immediately rolls out of the ring, trying to stop Theron from being able to capitalise, but Theron shoots back to his feet and begins to pick up a truck load of momentum! Tope Con Hilo! No! Impact moves out of the way, but Theron is able to catch himself on the top rope and land on the apron! Theron with a side kick to the side of the head of Impact! Impact is stunned, but remains standing as Theron lines him up! Impact turns around as Theron shoots forward and leaps off of the apron! HAIL TO THE KING?! NO, IMPACT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! THERON LOOKING TO DRIVE BOTH FEET INTO THE CHEST AND DRIVING IMPACT DOWN INTO THAT THIN PADDING THAT COVERS THE CONCRETE FLOORING! Theron lands on his feet and shoots around–
Drake: EVISCERATION!!! IMPACT OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT EVISCERATION TO THERON NIKOLAS!! Theron goes down as Impact shoots back to his feet and takes a look out at the thousands in attendance! Theron isn’t moving as Impact begins to drag him back to his feet and rolls him back into the ring! Impact follows and begins to stalk – Impact looking to finish this one early, and if he’s able to connect with another Evisceration I have no doubts that it will be. Theron pushing himself back up to his feet as Impact watches! Theron’s up! EVISCERATION!! NO, THERON CATCHES HIM AND BLOCKS!! Theron transitioning Impact onto his shoulders into that fireman’s carry position! Ushigoroshi! Impact lands on his feet as Theron looked to drop the back of his neck onto his knee! Impact with an enziguri! Theron doesn’t go down, but Impact hits the ropes and rebounds taking Theron down with a bulldog! Theron’s down in the middle of the ring! You know what comes next! LIONSAULT! IMPACT WITH A LIONSAULT! HE HOOKS THE LEGS!
ONE!!… TWO!!… KICKOUT!!
Stew: Theron gets the shoulder up, but he’s in a bad, bad position! A smile crossing the face of Impact as he rolls under the bottom rope and onto the apron. Impact looking to head to the top as Theron pushes himself back to his feet! Impact looking to fly as Theron tries to shake out the cobwebs! DIVING MISSILE DROPKICK! Theron dropped by Impact again; the momentum sending him crashing back down into the corner! Impact’s back to his feet! Running forearm to the jaw of Theron! Impact grabs him by the head and looks to take him back down to the canvas, but Theron manages to push him away! SUPERKICK! Theron with a superkick to the jaw of The Machine! Impact falls back into the ropes and they keep the man standing, but he stumbles back forward and Theron scoops him up off his feet! Ushigoroshi! This time it connects! Impact remains down on the canvas in that seated position as Theron builds up some steam as he hits the ropes – AND REBOUNDS WITH A LOW KNEE THAT CONNECTS ABSOLUTELY FLUSH! Theron looks around before dragging Impact over to the corner! Theron may be looking for the end here as he heads to the top rope! He looked to hit this earlier! Theron’s perched as Impact stirs! HAIL TO THE KING! DIVING DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP!!
Drake: Impact moves! Theron hits the canvas, but rolls through the avoid the impact! Theron shoots back to his feet, but Impact meets him! EVISCERATION!! No, Theron catches him again and powers him back into the corner! Impact seated on the top turnbuckle as Theron fires with a hard right hand! Theron makes his way up too! Theron pulls him in, looking for a superplex! Impact’s fighting! Impact with a forearm! Forearm! Headbutt! Theron falls back and crashes back down to the canvas! Theron stumbles back up to his feet as Impact stalks from the middle rope! WOW!! EVISCERATION!! IMPACT LEAPING OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH THAT EVISCERATION!! IMPACT SHOOTS INTO THE COVER!!
ONE!!… TWO!!… THREE!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Twisted Transistor” – KoRn hits as Impact gets back to his feet and the referee raises his hand.)
Ring Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… Y!! 2!! IIIIIIIMMMPPAAAACCCCTTT!!
Drake: IMPACT WINS!! HOW BEAUTIFUL WAS THAT!! THE MAN LOOKS LIKE HE HASN’T MISSED A BEAT!!
Stew: Impressive win by Impact here tonight at The Shrine! Theron put up a fight, but the crafty veteran comes away with the victory!
( AD: King Of Elite takes place from the Stade Velodrome in Marseille, France LIVE on January 6th, 2018! Witness an Elitist ascend to royalty on FPV and the EAW Network at a special start time of 5pm EST! )
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeuKiRXhZ28 plays all throughout The Shrine as Robbie V and The Heart Break Gal make their way out to the stage, both dressed in matching airbrushed attire with “ONE TRUE PAIRING” on them as well as each other’s names)
Announcer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for ONE fall!…. First, making their way towards the ring… THEY ARE THE TEAM OF…. THE HEART BREAK GAL…. AND ROBBIE V…. THIS IS THE ONE! TRUE!! PAAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRRIIIINNNGGGG!!!….
Drake: YES! YES IT IS! HOLY SHIT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL WEEK! DOES IT HONESTLY GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS, STEW?!
Stew: Well, I mean, it’s arguable that–
Drake: SHUT THE HELL UP, STEW! I DIDN’T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION! DON’T SPEAK! JUST ENJOY IT! BASK IN THEIR GREATNESS! BASK IN HOW GODDAMN ADORABLE THESE TWO ARE TOGETHER! I’VE NEVER SEEN A COUPLE SO PERFECTLY IN SYNC BEFORE!
Stew: How long have these two even been married? I don’t recall any history, and I’ve been around in EAW for a long time…
Drake: DON’T ASK SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS, STEW! DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT! DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE TRIVIAL THINGS LIKE WHEN THEY CAME TOGETHER OR HOW! JUST BE GRATEFUL THEY CAME TOGETHER! BE GRATEFUL YOU GET TO SEE THEM IN THIS CONTEST HERE TONIGHT!
(“Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin plays all throughout The Shrine as Jamie O’Hara and Cameron Ella Ava make their way out to the stage in matching red attire with “MOST ADOR” on the back of Jamie’s tights and “ABLE PAIRING” on the back of Cameron’s tights)
Announcer: And their opponents!…. Making their way to the ring…. THEY ARE THE TAG TEAM OF…. CAMERON ELLA AVA…. AND JAMIE O’HARA…. THEY ARE THE MOST ADORABLE PAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRIIIINNNNGGGGG!!!….
Drake: WHAT KIND OF STUPID NAME IS THAT?! I COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF BETTER THAN THAT! LIKE “COME ON AND CAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM”!
Stew: I’m not sure they would have been too keen on that, I think their team name is great, personally.
Drake: AND WHAT DOES IT SAY ON THE BACK? “ABLE PAIRING MOST ADOR”? WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE SPANISH OR AUSTRALIAN?
Stew: I think you’re reading that backwards, Drake… Nonetheless, it’s been a long time coming, seeing these two come together in tag team action as they’ve had a well known history, even competing against one another for Jamie’s World Heavyweight Championship at Territorial Invasion, in one of the most spectacular contests we’ve ever seen! Despite that, they have not faltered as a couple and they’re most certainly here to prove that and prove their dominance tonight at The Shrine.
(Cameron Ella Ava volunteers to start for her team as Robbie V and Heart Break Gal quickly play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide who starts for them. The Heart Break Gal wins as Robbie happily gets back to his team’s corner. HBG and Cameron stare down as the Referee calls for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: This tag team contest is officially underway and what a way to start it out! I didn’t expect we’d see Cameron and HBG cross paths so fast, but it looks as though they’ll be the ones starting things off here! These two have a great deal of history between them as they now circle the ring… Both looking for the right way to begin things… And Cameron and HBG go in for a collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring! It looks as though Cameron is quickly overpowering HBG, backing her up into the ropes! Cameron’s got her against the ropes, taking control as the Referee starts a count!
Drake: Cameron breaks on one, but I’m sure she would have loved to give in to her dirty tactic tendencies! Cameron backs up, not going any further as HBG looks on… HBG makes her way back to Cameron in the middle of the ring as they both go in for another collar and elbow tie up… HBG is quick to get out of it this time around, catching the arm of Cameron as she goes under, wrenching it! HBG twisting and cranking on the left arm of Cameron! Just tap, Cam! Let it all end here! Nobody’s gonna judge you!
Stew: I don’t think so as Cameron rolls forward, easing pressure on the arm! She’s back up as HBG tries to wrench the arm once more! Cameron is forced down! She kips right back up! Cameron uses her strength to pull HBG forward, sending her flying nearly across the ring and breaking that hold! Jamie and Robbie both cheering on their partners as HBG and Cameron scramble to get back to their feet! They’re up as both women charge forward! Cameron sidesteps the incoming HBG! HBG off the ropes AS CAMERON LOOKS FOR A ROLLING ELBOW! Nobody’s home as HBG ducks it!
Drake: HBG CATCHING CAM FROM BEHIND WITH A WAIST LOCK! Cam’s not letting it happen! She blocks a potential suplex with a leg and throws an elbow back into the face of HBG! Another elbow connects! Cam with a standing switch! She’s got HBG now! HBG throws an elbow back of her own! Another elbow to Cam! She breaks free of Cam’s grip and charges into the ropes!
Stew: CAMERON IS RIGHT ON HER TAIL! CAMERON SURPRISES HBG WITH A BIG RUNNING FOREARM STRAIGHT TO THE FACE AGAINST THE ROPES! SHE PULLS HBG IN IMMEDIATELY! BEAUTIFUL NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX CONNECTS AS CAMERON BRIDGES HER BODY FOR THE COVER!
Drake: Not even a full one count before HBG kicks out! Robbie nearly got in there to break it up! He wasn’t having any of that! You can hear him berating Cam from the corner as Jamie looks none too pleased! Cam’s looking to try to maintain her momentum here, dragging HBG back up… HBG pushes Cam away as she gets to her feet! HBG FIRES OFF WITH A LOUD FOREARM TO THE FACE OF CAM! Cam returns the favor with a forearm of her own! HBG with a shot to Cam! Cam with a big right hand! HBG with another–IT’S BLOCKED! CAM ROCKS HBG WITH A BIG ELBOW! HBG IS LOOKING DAZED!
Stew: GODDESS’ TOUCH!!!!!
Drake: NO–NOBODY’S HOME AS HBG HAS ENOUGH AWARENESS TO DUCK IT! CAM MADE A MISTAKE GOING FOR THAT WAY TOO EARLY! Cam scrambles to get back to her feet as HBG stalks her! HBG CHARGES IN! EVISCERATION!!!!!!
Stew: HBG MAY HAVE ALSO MADE THE MISTAKE OF GOING FOR IT TOO EARLY AS CAMERON STOPS THE EVISCERATION, KEEPING HBG SUSPENDED IN THE AIR! SHE’S NOT LETTING IT HAPPEN! HBG IS FIGHTING FOR IT WITH SHOTS TO THE HEAD OF CAMERON! CAMERON SENDS HBG OFF AND INTO ONE TRUE PAIRING’S CORNER! CAMERON IMMEDIATELY CHARGES WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM!
Drake: HBG gets out of the way as Cam comes charging straight into an awaiting forearm to the face from Robbie V in the corner!! Yes! HBG with an immediate tag to Robbie! He’s in this contest for the first time as he quickly enters, jumping the top rope to get in as HBG and he immediately start simultaneously stomping away into the body of a cornered Cam! The One True Pairing holding absolutely nothing back in this contest! They aim to do whatever it takes to win it! HBG is told by the Official to get back to their corner as Robbie’s the legal man here, dragging Cam up… He pulls Cam in, but she IMMEDIATELY forces her way forward! She’s desperately looking for the tag to Jamie, but she’s way too far away! Robbie’s not having any of it as he throws clubbing forearm shots down into the spine of Cam! All’s fair in love and war, and this match has both! Robbie with a big knee to the gut of Cam! He’s got her! SNAP Suplex connects! Robbie goes for a nonchalant pin on Cam, looking directly at Jamie! Cam with a shoulder up before even a one count!
Stew: Robbie may be toying with her, but I’ve got a feeling he may regret that if he keeps it up! Cameron has competed with the absolute best in professional wrestling today, so taking her lightly could very easily backfire! Cameron once again reaching out for the tag as she struggles to get back on her feet! Jamie’s reaching in as far as he possibly can! Cameron’s pulled back! WAIST LOCK! GERMAN SUPLEX SENDS CAMERON CRASHING DOWN HARD ON THE CANVAS!! TEXTBOOK SUPLEX, BUT NO COVER THIS TIME AROUND FROM ROBBIE! He’s sticking with delivering as much punishment as he possibly can to Cameron and completely removing her from the equation!
Drake: It’s a brilliant strategy, Stew! What do you expect from a team like One True Pairing?
Stew: Jamie looks none too pleased knowing there’s not a whole lot he can do here! He has to hope Cameron can turn things around, but it’s not looking so good at the moment! Robbie’s got her by the hair as he pulls her up… Cameron finds an opportunity to escape as she manages to lay into Robbie with a hard right hand! Another shot! Another! CAMERON’S UNLOADING! SHE’S GOT A SECOND WIND HERE! SHE WANTS TO TURN THIS AROUND AND TAG JAMIE IN! SHE MISSES A SHOT AS ROBBIE PICKS HER UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! HE’S GOT HER! FIREMAN’S CARRY NECKBREAKER CONNECTS! CAMERON IS LEFT IN A SEATED POSITION AS ROBBIE IMMEDIATELY HITS THE ROPES! INCOMING! PENALTY KICK TAKES CAMERON DOWN! AND HE FOLLOWS UP TO COMPLETE THE TRILOGY WITH A STANDING DOUBLE KNEE MOONSAULT!!!
Drake: No! Cameron manages to roll out of the way of the moonsault! Robbie looking like he could be in pain after missing that! Cam’s doing all she can to get back up to her feet! Robbie’s up! HE CHARGES! Cam ducks underneath the incoming lariat of Robbie! SHE’S GOING FOR THE TAG! SHE’S GOING FOR IT! CAM LEAPS FOR IT! NO–SHE’S JUST SHY OF IT BEFORE ROBBIE STOPS HER, PULLING HER BACK BY HER FOOT! HE’S GOT AN ANKLE LOCK!! HE’S GOT AN ANKLE LOCK IN ON THAT FOOT OF CAM’S HE JUST CAUGHT! SHE’S IN PANIC MODE! CAM’S FIGHTING IT AS MUCH AS SHE CAN WHILE ROBBIE TWISTS AND CRANKS ON THIS SUBMISSION!
Stew: AND LOOK NOW! ROBBIE’S PULLING CAMERON FURTHER AND FURTHER AWAY FROM MOST ADORABLE PAIRING’S CORNER! HE’S GOING TOWARDS HBG IN THEIR CORNER! HE’S REACHING OUT! CAMERON IS FIGHTING IT WITH ALL SHE’S GOT! SHE’S CLAWING AT THE CANVAS, TRYING TO DESPERATELY GO FORWARD! SHE’S INCHING HER WAY FORWARD AS ROBBIE TRIES TO STOP HER! CAMERON ROLLS HER BODY FORWARD, SENDING ROBBIE FORWARD AND CRASHING INTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE OF MOST ADORABLE PAIRING’S CORNER!! She got out of it! She’s gotta do something! HBG is yelling from the corner! Robbie looks dazed as he struggles to get up! CAMERON RUSHES IN, LOOKING FOR THE TAG TO JAMIE!
Drake: ROBBIE CATCHES HER, PICKING CAMERON UP ON A SHOULDER, REFUSING TO LET IT HAPPEN! CAM’S NOT STOPPING! SHE’S STILL REACHING!! SHE’S FIGHTING IT! ROBBIE STUMBLES BACK A BIT AS CAM TAGS JAMIE O’HARA!! HE’S IN! DAMN IT!
Stew: JAMIE LEAPS OVER THE ROPES AS ROBBIE DROPS CAMERON! HE TURNS TO JAMIE AND GETS TAKEN DOWN WITH A BIG LARIAT! HBG RUSHES INTO THE RING, CHARGING AT JAMIE! HE TAKES HER DOWN WITH A LARIAT AS WELL! ROBBIE’S BACK ON HIS FEET, STUMBLING INTO THE ROPES! JAMIE COMES CHARGING IN WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! A BIG CLOTHESLINE SENDS ROBBIE OVER THE ROPES AND CRASHING HARD TO THE OUTSIDE! Jamie is on a roll here! He’s been waiting to get into this contest for a while and he’s making sure nobody stops him! HBG looks to do just that as she’s back to her feet! SHE RUSHES IN, HEADED STRAIGHT FOR JAMIE! HE SENDS THE INCOMING HBG UP AND OVER TO THE OUTSIDE AND RIGHT ONTO ROBBIE V!!
Drake: I don’t like this, Stew! I don’t like this one bit! I’m not liking how Jamie is looking at Robbie and HBG on the outside right now… He’s got something bad in mind! Come on, you Goddamn Aussie! Keep it inside the ring! Play fair!
Stew: I DON’T THINK JAMIE HAS ANY INTENTION OF THAT AS HE HITS THE ROPES! INCOMING!! TOPE SUICIDA!!! JAMIE CRASHES INTO HBG AND ROBBIE V ON THE OUTSIDE WITH ALL THE MOMENTUM HE COULD MUSTER, AND IT PAID OFF SPECTACULARLY!! HOLD ON NOW! I DON’T THINK THIS TEAM IS FINISHED JUST YET! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS ALIVE ONCE MORE! SHE’S ASCENDING TO THE NEAREST CORNER! CAMERON CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS HBG, ROBBIE, AND JAMIE ALL RISE BACK UP TO THEIR FEET! CAMERON… SHE LEAPS!! MOONSAULT!!! A HUGE MOONSAULT RIGHT ONTO EVERYONE BELOW!!! THE ONE TRUE PAIRING TAKING THE FULL BRUNT OF THE DAMAGE THERE AS THEY’RE BOTH DOWN!! WHAT A MOVE!
Drake: THIS IS BAD, STEW! THIS IS VERY, VERY BAD! Things aren’t looking good in the slightest for One True Pairing! Jamie grabs a damaged Robbie, dragging him up! Come on! Give the guy some time to recuperate, you savage! He sends Robbie rolling back into the ring! Jamie’s got something big in mind as he slides back in with his eyes laser-focused on Robbie! Robbie’s struggling to get back up! Jamie’s watching his every move… JAMIE EXPLODES FORWARD!!
Stew: IN EXCELSIS!!!! A VIOLENT KNEE LAYS OUT ROBBIE V!!! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT AS JAMIE GOES FOR THE COVER TO END THIS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!…………
Drake: THE REFEREE IS PULLED OUT OF THE RING?! THE HEART BREAK GAL OUT OF NOWHERE AS SHE DRAGS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING TO STOP THE COUNT! HBG SAVES THIS MATCH FOR HER TEAM! THAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE END! BRILLIANT STRATEGY! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! CAMERON TRIES TO COME AT HER FOR IT, BUT THE FURIOUS OFFICIAL IS TELLING THEM BOTH TO GET BACK TO THEIR CORNERS OR RISK DISQUALIFICATION! Jamie has no choice but to keep going in this! He’ll have to finish off Robbie some other way! He grabs a hold of Robbie, dragging him up… HE PULLS ROBBIE IN! LOOKING TO TAKE HIM COMPLETELY OUT OF THE EQUATION AS HE SENDS HIM UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION!!
Stew: KING’S REGNUM!!!! NO–ROBBIE USES HIS WEIGHT AGAINST JAMIE TO FORCE HIMSELF DOWN INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!
Drake: Jamie kicks out at two as both men scramble! Jamie’s doing all he can to stop him! HBG is reaching out for the tag! ROBBIE LUNGES AS JAMIE TRIES TO STOP HIM! TAG TO THE HEART BREAK GAL! SHE’S IN! JAMIE ISN’T STOPPING AS HE GETS ROBBIE WITH A WAIST LOCK, DEADLIFTING HIM UP!! Robbie throws an elbow back into the face of Jamie! HE BREAKS OUT OF IT AND CATCHES JAMIE WITH A STANDING SWITCH! HBG LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE! INCOMING! FLYING FOREARM NAILS JAMIE IN THE FACE AS ROBBIE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BRUTAL GERMAN SUPLEX, FOLDING JAMIE O’HARA LIKE AN ACCORDIAN!! WHAT A COMBINATION AS ROBBIE ROLLS OUT WHILE HBG GOES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!
Stew: Only a two count as Cameron breaks it up with a boot to the back of HBG!! Cameron is having none of it! She’s scolded by the Official to get out of the ring as she reluctantly obliges, going back to her team’s corner! Jamie may have a chance to turn things around or at least tag out after that if he can manage something! HBG and Jamie now racing to get back to their feet! Jamie uses whatever he’s got left to force himself up first as he stumbles towards his team’s corner for the tag! HBG stops it with a forearm to the side of the skull! An angry Jamie fires back with a shot to HBG! HBG WITH A HIGH KICK TO THE SKULL OF JAMIE TO STOP HIM THIS TIME! SHE’S NOT LETTING IT HAPPEN! Jamie’s looking dazed! HBG WITH ANOTHER KICK! IT’S CAUGHT BY JAMIE! DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP!! HBG’S IN TROUBLE AS SHE STRUGGLES TO GET UP! SHE’S ALMOST UP! JAMIE WITH A VIOLENT KNEE UPSIDE THE JAW OF HBG AS SHE GOES REELING INTO THE NEARBY CORNER! JAMIE TAGS CAMERON IN! HE’S GOT THE TAG!
Drake: BUT HE DOESN’T LOOK DONE YET AS HE CHARGES INTO HBG IN THE CORNER! HBG with a boot up, connecting with the jaw of Jamie! HBG EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER, NAILING JAMIE WITH A BIG RUNNING ENZUIGIRI!! SHE’S NOT FINISHED YET AS SHE GOES RIGHT BACK TO THAT CORNER! SHE’S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING BIG TO TAKE HIM OUT OF THIS MATCH! But the legal woman in the match, Cam, stops her with clubbing blows to the back! She’s not letting it happen! Cam starts climbing up there with HBG! HBG can’t fight back as Cam continues to lay into her! She’s in trouble! CAM SETS HBG UP!! LOOKING FOR A BELLY TO BACK SUPERPLEX!!!
Stew: ROBBIE RUSHES IN BEFORE IT CAN HAPPEN, LAYING INTO CAMERON WITH SHOTS OF HIS OWN TO THE SPINE! HE GOES UNDER CAMERON, PULLING HER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! ROBBIE CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A RUNNING LIGER BOMB ON CAMERON AND NEARLY RIGHT ONTO JAMIE AS HE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!! Robbie sets his sights on Jamie now, quickly racing back to his feet, stalking his opponent! Robbie’s up! HE CHARGES! INCOMING! JAMIE DROPS ROBBIE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SLINGBLADE!! Robbie is down! Jamie is alive once more in this contest! He’s fired up! Jamie rushes to get back up to a vertical base! HE’S UP–
Drake: ARROWVERSE!!! THE HEART BREAK GAL OUT OF NOWHERE FROM THE TOP WITH A DIVING HURRICANRANA AS JAMIE O’HARA IS SENT CRASHING HARD TO THE CANVAS AND OUT OF THE RING!! HBG is the only one left standing after all of that as Cameron, Robbie, and Jamie all seem to be down! HBG rises back to her feet! She’s got her eyes focused completely on Cam right now! Cam’s struggling to get up! She’s in pain after taking that powerbomb! HBG grabs a hold of Cam, dragging her up! HBG yelling in the face of Cam who the One True Pairing is in EAW! SHE SENDS CAMERON THROUGH THE ROPES AND CRASHING HARD TO THE OUTSIDE, NEXT TO JAMIE! HBG looks like she’s had enough! No more screwing around as she gets out onto the apron! She’s got Cam and Jamie locked in her sights! Do it! Finish this off! Take them both out, HBG! Come on! Cam seems to be the first rising to her feet! HBG LOOKS TO END HER AS SHE LEAPS TO THE TOP!! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE ON CAMERON!!!
Stew: NO–JAMIE PUSHES CAMERON OUT OF THE WAY AND TAKES THE MOONSAULT HIMSELF!!! JAMIE O’HARA SACRIFICING HIMSELF FOR CAMERON!! HE JUST TOOK THE FULL BRUNT OF THAT SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT AS HBG RISES BACK TO HER FEET, REALIZING SHE HIT THE WRONG TARGET! LOOK OUT! CAMERON OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE KNOCK BITCHES OUT – THAT DEVASTATING FOREARM SMASH TO THE HEART BREAK GAL!!! HBG IS DOWN! SHE’S IN TROUBLE! Cameron immediately drags HBG up… She sends HBG rolling back into the ring! She knows she’s gotta end this! She has to end this here and now before Robbie stops it! Robbie has dropped to the outside while Cameron slides in! She’s targeting HBG, hoping she can pull something off that’s enough to keep the current-reigning EAW Champion down!
Drake: HBG’s gotta do something! She’s gotta!
Stew: HBG STRUGGLES TO GET UP AS CAMERON CHARGES IN!! GODDESS’ TOUCH!!!!!
Drake: IT’S NO GOOD AGAIN AS HBG DUCKS IT YET AGAIN!! HBG LOSES HER BALANCE, REELING INTO THE NEARBY CORNER, BUT HER EYES TELL A DIFFERENT STORY! SHE’S GOT THEM FOCUSED ON CAM! CAM RUSHES TO GET BACK UP! HBG BURSTS OUT OF THE CORNER!! EVISCERATION!!!!
Stew: NO–CAMERON STOPS IT YET AGAIN IN THIS MATCH! SHE’S GOT HBG UP, AND SHE’S NOT LETTING HER GO THIS TIME! CAMERON’S GOT HBG IN HER GRASP, MANEUVERING HBG’S BODY INTO POSITION…. BREAKING BARRIERS!!!!! SHE GOT IT!!! CAMERON CONNECTS WITH THAT DEVASTATING ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER ON THE HEART BREAK GAL!!! SHE GOES FOR THE COVER TO END THIS!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!
Drake: ROBBIE BREAKS IT UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT AS HE LUNGES IN!! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER YET! ROBBIE NOW LAYING INTO CAMERON WITH RAPID-FIRE SHOTS! HE’S NOT LETTING UP! CAM’S DOING ALL SHE CAN TO FIGHT BACK, BUT IT’S NOT GOING WELL! Cam gets to her feet, but she’s still taking this onslaught! She can’t do a damn thing! CAM FORCES HER WAY THROUGH IT WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF ROBBIE! ROBBIE RETURNS THE FAVOR WITH A JUMPING SUPERKICK TO CAM!! CAM IS SENT FALLING BACKWARDS INTO THE NEARBY CORNER! SHE’S RIPE FOR THE PICKING AND ROBBIE KNOWS IT! ROBBIE SEES A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY AS HE BACKS UP INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! HE WANTS TO FINISH THIS! HE EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH MOMENTUM AT HIS BACK! INCOMING!!
Stew: JAMIE COMES IN OUT OF NOWHERE TO NEARLY TAKE ROBBIE’S HEAD CLEAN OFF WITH A SICKENING LARIAT!!! WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM?!! ROBBIE IS DOWN AND OUT! HBG STRUGGLES TO GET BACK UP, BUT CAMERON COMES RUSHES IN WITH A BIG DROPKICK TO TAKE HER DOWN!! JAMIE’S SIGNALING FOR SOMETHING! HBG IS RIGHT WHERE THEY WANT HER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! SHE’S IN BIG TROUBLE HERE! JAMIE AND CAMERON BOTH BACK UP INTO OPPOSITE CORNERS, STALKING HBG!! THEY’RE LOOKING TO END IT HERE! HBG STRUGGLES TO GET UP… BOTH CAMERON AND JAMIE CHARGE OUT OF THE CORNERS!! SIMULTANEOUS IN EXCELSIS!!!!!
Drake: NO–ROBBIE SPRINGS UP OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A ROLLING KIP UP INTO A FOREARM TO TAKE JAMIE DOWN AS THE HEART BREAK GAL DODGES THE IN EXCELSIS FROM CAMERON!! CAMERON QUICKLY TURNS AROUND TO HBG!! TRAMP STAMP!!!! A LOUD SUPERKICK TO THE FACE FROM HBG TO CAM!! CAM IS DAZED!! ROBBIE COMES IN!! CONCUSSION!!!! A LOUD CONCUSSION TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL TO CAM AS ROBBIE IMMEDIATELY TURNS HER AROUND!! HBG GETS INTO POSITION!! ROBBIE SENDS HER UP FOR A FLAPJACK AND INTO A MASSIVE EVISCERATION FROM THE HEART BREAK GAL!!!!!! WHAT A MOVE!!! HBG GOES FOR THE COVER, HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!……….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!……….
Stew: JAMIE LUNGES IN TO STOP IT, BUT ROBBIE GETS TO HIM FIRST!! HE’S NOT LETTING HIM!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Kawaii Killers” by contRoVersy plays all throughout The Shrine as Robbie V and The Heart Break Gal celebrate in the ring)
Announcer: The Winners of this contest by pinfall…… THE TEAM OF ROBBIE V AND THE HEART BREAK GAL…. THE ONE! TRUE!! PAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!!
Drake: YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES! I TOLD YOU, STEW! I GODDAMN TOLD YOU THEY COULD DO IT! I BELIEVED! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BELIEVE! WHAT A MATCH! I COULDN’T BE HAPPIER!
Stew: Absolutely one heck of a contest between both teams! They brought their all out here tonight and proved beyond a shadow of a doubt why all four of them are the absolute best to have ever stepped inside of a ring! I’m proud to have been able to call it!
Drake: I’ll give credit where credit is due, Stew! I’m a humble guy! I know when to give people props! Props to Jamie and Cam for laying it all on the line out there! They did what they could, but in the end, you simply can’t topple the sheer amount of experience HBG and Robbie have together combined!
Stew: An absolutely fantastic tag team bout! I don’t think anyone was complaining regardless of who walked out victorious in this one! I could have seen it going either way, but congratulations to The One True Pairing, and congratulations to all four of them on a great, hard-fought match!
(Robbie V and The Heart Break Gal are shown shaking hands with Jamie O’Hara and Cameron Ella Ava… all four of them raise each others hands, and they take a bow as the normal lights come on and the entire Shrine Auditorium attendants rise to their feet for a standing ovation… )
( Fade to black. )
( EAW logo buzzes )