Dynasty

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5-12-2017

“The Trials of Success”

(“Rise” by Sixx A.M. plays throughout The Smoothie King Center when the camera goes right to the stage to shoot fireworks all in the air before the crowd’s roar is heard throughout the arena, with the scene showing the crowd cheering the hearts out with their signs flailing in the air, when the camera turns over to Stew-O and Jake Mercer at the commentary table!)

Stew-O: WITH A MASSIVE BURNING DESIRE SUPERSHOW ON THE HORIZON FOR US HERE, WE WELCOME YOU TO DYNASTY… WHERE WE FIGHT ON FRIDAY NIGHTS! WE ARE LIVE WITH A CAPACITY CROWD IN THE SMOOTHIE KING CENTER FROM NEW ORLEANS! Tonight, we’re going to have an amazing night of action as we have a major main event for you tonight!

Jake Mercer: That’s right because the EAW World Heavyweight Champion Jamie O’Hara will compete against a man that looks to become the EAW Interwire Championship contender, Moongoose McQueen! I’m pretty stoked for that match as any chance to see the champ in action, it’s bound to be a phenomenal contest!

Stew-O: Well, that’s not the only huge match that we have tonight because a match that we’ve been waiting to see again for the past two years since their first encounter, Jacob Senn competes against the man that will fight for the World Heavyweight Championship at Burning Desire, TLA! This is a match that I had the honor of calling the first time, and I’m definitely ready to call the rematch here tonight!

Jake Mercer: Well, why are we just sitting here talking about it, Stew? LET’S GET THIS STARTED RIGHT HERE WITH SOME WRESTLING ACTION!

(The camera turns away from the commentary table towards the inside of the ring where the ring announcer stands at the ready.)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!

(“Bad Meets Evil” by Fast Lane ft. Eminem, Royce Da 5’9 plays over the loudspeaker as Johnny Nova makes his way down to the ring as he has a big smile on his face…)

Stew-O: We are back LIVE here on Dynasty with a Triple Threat match featuring the three newest elitists to the brand, and this man is looking to turn his life around!

Ring Announcer: Introducing first from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 197 pounds…….JOHNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY NOVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Jake: Why does this guy deserve a second chance? He suffered his time in jail why is he here?

Stew-O: Like I said Jake, he is trying to turn his life around, after talking to him earlier today he was telling me about his life after being released and he learned some MMA while being inside prison and now he’s using those skills to his ability and is excited to make his Dynasty debut!

(“Colourblind” by Hands Like Houses plays over the loudspeaker as Stephan Sword III makes his way down to the ring with a cocky smile…)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent! From Liverpool, England… weighing in at 204 pounds, he is The Submission Specialist…….STEPHAN SWORD THE THIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Jake: I like this guy Sword, Stew! He is a third generation wrestler and that name Sword to my knowledge is famous all over Liverpool in England. My money’s on him to get win tonight!

Stew-O: Stephan is indeed a third generation wrestler, ladies and gentleman! He is a breakout star over in the United Kingdom but will his success be the same here on Dynasty? Time will tell!

(“Rodeo” by Garth Brooks plays over the loudspeaker as Eric Steel makes his way down to the ring with a Texas Bullrope and places it on the steel steps as he enters the ring and taunts to the crowd…)

Ring Announcer: And from Waco, Texas… weighing in at 311 pounds, ERICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC “THE LARIAT” STEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Jake: I thought you said we are having three newbies here tonight Stew? Hold is this guy fifty?

Stew-O: Can you be nice for once Jake? Eric has decided to come back into wrestling after not being able to live off his retirement funds due to his wife being diagnosed with cancer. Eric is not only trying to do this for his wife but is also tired of the new generation of wrestlers and looks to make a big impact tonight!

(DING, DING, DING!)

Jake: Look at the genius that is Sword rolling out of the ring early on in the match up letting Eric and Johnny start off this match! Eric wastes little time as he rushes towards Johnny in the corner and delivers a huge clothesline as Johnny falls to the floor! And LOOK, HE EVEN SPITS ON JOHNNY AND IS BEGINNING TO STOMP A MUD HOLE ON NOVA!

Stew-O: LOOK FROM BEHIND, SWORD WITH A CHAIR! HITS ERIC IN THE BACK AS HE FALLS TO THE GROUND! AND NOW HITTING NOVA WITH THE CHAIR ON THE STOMACH AS HE THROWS THE CHAIR OUTSIDE THE RING, IT’S ALL LEGAL LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!

Sword: (No Mic) NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR LITTLE SOB STORIES, THEY CARE ABOUT THE FUTURE OF THIS COMPANY AND TH-

Jake: Wait look! Nova back in this match up and roll up!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…

Jake Mercer: As Nova gets back to his feet, Eric is up on his feet and rushing off the ropes towards Nova and he’s going for the big boot and connects! COVER!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!

Stew-O: From behind its Sword again and look he’s going for THE SHARPSHOOTER ON ERIC! HE IS IN DEEP DEEP TROUBLE, HE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO!

Jake: Look at Eric he is reversing the Sharpshooter and NOW ERIC HAS THE SUBMISSION HOLD LOCKED IN! PLEASE DON’T TAP STEPHAN!

Stew-O: Look at Johnny Nova! WHERE IS HE GOING? TOP ROPE! LOOK OUT! THE HANZO MAIN WHAT A MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP ROPE! COVER!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!

Jake: NO! STEPHAN TAPS OUT TO THE SHARPSHOOTER!

(DING, DING, DING!)

(No music plays over the loudspeaker as the referee takes a second to realize what just happened and rushes over to the times keeper area…)

Stew-O: Wait so who won? Did Eric just pull that off with the sharpshooter?!?

Jake: No Johnny Nova pulled that off with the moonsault!

Stew-O: Well here comes the ring announcer along with the referee with the official decision!

Ring Announcer: According the referee, Stephan Sword tapped out to the sharpshooter as the the count of three was called so this match will result in a draw!

Jake: Wow! What a turn of events Stew!

Stew-O: Who would have thought this match would have ended this way! Monroe needs to go back to the drawing board and fix this mess because this mess for sure isn’t over yet!

(Johnny Nova and Eric Steel begin to argue among one another, both raising their hands high in the air to signify themselves winning the match, as the referee is trying his best to contain the situation between the two men.)

(The camera pans backstage to where Michael Belfort is front and center at the camera when we see him holding his microphone in his hand.)

Michael Belfort: Please help me introduce one of the strangest, most eccentric elitists that I’ve been able to witness in my time of being an EAW Interviewer. He’s told me that we wants to “broaden our universal spectrum” and “shape Dynasty into his own unique image”. Please welcome the man that will join me… CHRIS PARADISE!

(The camera pans out and turns over to show Chris Paradise coming in beside Michael Belfort, wearing a top hat and glasses, showing a gleaming smile on his face in response to the introduction.)

Michael Belfort: So Chris, what was the reason that you wanted to have this interview and share your thoughts to the world?

Chris Paradise: Man, I’ve come into Dynasty with a little tale to tell each of you. I’ve been traveling throughout the universe fighting against many warriors with my styles! The harder I fought though, the more that I would lose myself into the fighting! I became a warrior lost and without direction, but I finally became able to see what my direction would take me.

Michael Belfort: What would that direction be, Chris?

Chris Paradise: Why Mikey, the direction is the destruction. The way that the body and mind shatters under the slightest of pressure placed upon them, a direction that has been gifted unto me and fills me with a sense of purpose. Now, I know that I was unable to secure the EAW New Breed Championship when the opportunity came, but trust me in knowing that there will be another opportunity to capture that chance to be a champion! To shape Dynasty into the image that I have planned for it and to broaden the minds of every individual that watches me do what I do, I need to be able to lure them into my philosophy with a taste of gold! The world needs to be able to tap into the inhibitions of their mind, the secrets locked within the vaults of their consciousness, and release them into the world and they need a leader and master to teach that to them! That’s why Chris Paradise is that leader, that master, the sovereign force to dictate that image Dynasty takes forward. So I want everyone, including you, to watch because the path to that position is going to be glorious and the time will come for all to follow The Omen of change!

(Chris Paradise cackles in giddy laughter before he grabs his top hat and bows to Michael Belfort before making his exit.)

(The camera returns inside of the Smoothie King Center with the ring announcer standing in the middle of the ring with a smile on his face and Gambit already standing in the ring.)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he is from Midland, Texas… weighing in at 250 pounds… GAAMMMBBBIIITTT!!!

(Gambit rushes to the turnbuckle and lifts his hand up in the air, screaming to the fans for their cheers, only for them to drown him in hatred before he drops back down the canvas.)

(Silence encompasses the arena when Sheridan Müller steps out to the stage to make her way to the ring with a cold demeanor about her.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent, she is from Munich, Germany… she weighs in at 135 pounds… SHHEEERRRRIIIDDDAANNN MMMM–

Stew-O: OUT OF NOWHERE! A MIC SHOT FROM THE BACK OF THE HEAD TO SHERIDAN MÜLLER! WHO? IT’S… IT’S… IT’S JACOB MOORE! JACOB MOORE HAS RETURNED TO THE DYNASTY BRAND AS HE GIVES A HUGE SMILE ON HIS FACE!

Jacob Moore: Did you miss me?

Jake Mercer: WHAT A WAY TO MAKE A COMEBACK! Jacob Moore has laid out Sheridan Müller with a microphone shot and LOOK! GAMBIT WON’T HAVE A MAN LAY HIS HANDS ON A WOMAN AS HE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING TO MAKE IT TO MOORE! KILL SHOT KNEE! JACOB MOORE STRIKES WITH THE FLYING KNEE TO THE JAW OF GAMBIT THAT COULD VERY WELL HAVE KNOCKED HIM OUT! WAIT… HE’S NOT DONE YET!

Stew-O: CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! JACOB MOORE FORCES GAMBIT DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE AS HE REARS HIS NECK BACK WITH THE SUBMISSION! REFEREES AND SECURITY RUSHES OUT TO THE RING AND ATTEMPTS TO PRY JACOB AWAY FROM GAMBIT! THE SECOND CITY SAVAGE ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE! HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT HIS RETURN IS FELT HERE TONIGHT!

Jake Mercer: GET OFF OF HIM! THEY FINALLY PRY JACOB MOORE AWAY FROM GAMBIT AS THE CROWD HAS JUST GONE BALLISTIC WITH HIS RETURN! Jacob leaps onto the barricade and starts to take in the adulation of the crowd and this is just insane! Jacob Moore has returned with an impact made that he’s back and ready to start back where he left off on Dynasty!

(Jacob Moore jumps down with that devious grin plastered on his face as he continues to make his way up to the ramp and leaving his two victims still laid out to the help of the referees and security team while the show cuts to commercial break.)

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

(The show returns from commercial break inside of the Smoothie King Center with the ring announcer standing in the middle of the ring with a smile on his face.)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!

(“Voltage” by Yonosuke Kitamura hits and Anthony Leonhart comes out to a pop from the crowd. Leonhart stops on the ramp staring straight down at the ring, slowly walking down.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Japan, weighing in at 215 pounds…. ANTHONY LEONHART!!!!

Stew-O: We’re set for a New Breed division exhibition match! Mark Michaels, a man who many are considering to be the most credible contender for Lucas Johnson’s New Breed Championship, is going up against a former contender who took Lucas to his limit! Michaels has a lot to prove here tonight, because if he can’t get the job done against Anthony Leonhart, does he truly deserve a title match?

(“I’m the One” by DJ Khaled plays to massive boos from the crowd. Mark Michaels steps out to the stage with a selfie stick in hand, snapping photos of himself as he spins in a circle. Michaels walks down to the ring staring deep into his phone, looking up once at Leonhart in disgust, while Leonhart analyzes his opponent in silence.)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Beverly Hills, California, weighing in at 240 pounds… HE IS THE SELF PROCLAIMED SOCIAL MEDIA CHAMPION…. MARK MICHAELS!!!!

Mercer: You made an interesting point Stew; Anthony Leonhart was the last contender for Lucas Johnson’s championship, and he nearly beat him for the title! If Mark Michaels doesn’t get past Anthony Leonhart here tonight, then we may very well see Anthony Leonhart challenging Lucas Johnson for the title again next week at Burning Desire!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Michaels is still so engrossed in his phone that I don’t even think he heard the bell ring – OH!!! LEONHART IS ON MICHAELS WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!!! MICHAELS FALLS INTO THE CORNER AND LEONHART IS UNLOADING WITH HARD SHOTS!!! PAYBACK PERHAPS, CONSIDERING HOW IMPORTANT THIS MATCH IS TO BOTH MEN, AND HOW MARK MICHAELS WAS SHOWING LEONHART COMPLETE DISRESPECT AND DISREGARD!!!

Jake Mercer: Smart move by Mark Michaels now, backing himself into the corner so the referee forces a break! Leonhart backs up and tells Michaels to bring it on, but Michaels rolls outside of the ring! Leonhart is yelling at Michaels to get back into the ring but I don’t think Mark really cares about the momentum! It’s an open challenge at Burning Desire, and nothing says that he HAS to win here tonight to get there!

Stew-O: Anthony’s getting irritated now, starting to roll out of the ring – WOAH! LOOK AT MICHAELS!!! HE GOES AROUND THE RING AND ROLLS IN!!! LEONHART REALIZES IT AND TURNS AROUND BUT MICHAELS SHOVES THE REFEREE INTO HIM!!! LEONHART PUSHES THE REFEREE OUT OF THE WAY AND RUNS AT MICHAELS – NO!!!! MARK MICHAELS PULLS HIS IPHONE OUT OF HIS TIGHTS!!! HE CRACKS IT OVER LEONHART’S HEAD!!! AND ONCE AGAIN!!!! THE REFEREE TURNS AROUND BUT MICHAELS THROWS HIS PHONE OUT OF THE RING BEFORE HE EVEN SAW IT!!! THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!

Jake Mercer: WHO CARES? MICHAELS IS DOING WHAT HE HAS TO DO TO WIN!!! HE’S SETTING UP… SCREEN CRACKER!!!! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!!! LEONHART FLOPS OVER LIKE A RAGDOLL AND MICHAELS COVERS!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!…. TWO!!!!…. THREE!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: THAT WAS BULLSHIT!!! THIS WASN’T EVEN A MATCH!!! IS THIS THE KIND OF MAN WE WANT HEADING INTO BURNING DESIRE TO FACE THE CHAMPION?

Mercer: YES!!! He did what he had to do to win! Did the referee see it? NO! Then he did nothing wrong! He got Leonhart down for three and that’s what matters. The record shows that Mark Michaels wins, and therefore Mark Michaels deserves that title match at Burning Desire!

Stew-O: That’s all up to the champion… And really, if I was Lucas Johnson, why would I ever want to face someone like Mark Michaels? He has no honor–

Jake Mercer: BIG BOOT! LUCAS JOHNSON HAS JUST RUSHED IN AND DROPPED MARK MICHAELS WITH THE BOOT! Lucas rushes into the ropes and rebounds back DROPPING RIGHT DOWN ONTO HIM WITH THE RUNNING SENTON! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION HAS MADE A DECLARATION AGAINST THE MAN THAT WANTED TO CHALLENGE HIM FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP! Lucas rolls back up to his feet and turns his attention over to the turnbuckle WITH A SMILE COMING FROM HIS FACE AS HE CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP!

Stew-O: Lucas Johnson is up in the air as his back is behind Mark Michaels RIGHT WHEN HE FLIPS OFF FOR THE DIVING MOONSAULT! LUCAS HAS JUST LANDED RIGHT ON MICHAELS AS HE SLAMS INTO HIM WITH THE DIVING MOONSAULT! Lucas rolls up to his feet after landing into Michaels as he bends over and picks his championship up from the ground and snatches the microphone from the ring announcer!

Lucas Johnson: I’ve heard all the buzz surrounding Dynasty’s next big supershow, Burning Desire, and the one name that has been left off of the card for the show is the reigning and defending EAW New Breed Champion! I represent the current thriving era of new talent that has made their journey here to make a name for themselves and I should be able to showcase that talent here tonight! Now, I’m going to make this simple. I WILL be defending this championship at Burning Desire and if you want a title shot, Mark… YOU GOT IT! I’m going to make my path to Pain for Pride X as the marquee of the New Breed Division and if you don’t like it, the–

Jake Mercer: WHAT THE?! ANTHONY LEONHART GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND IN A WRISTLOCK AND THROWS HIM FORWARD! A WRISTLOCK VARIATION OF THE LION ROAR! NO! LUCAS USES HIS ARM TO PULL HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE HE LOOKS AROUND THE ARENA WITH RAGE BEFORE HE DROPS HIM! FIREMAN’S CARRY FACEBUSTER! LUCAS DRILLS LEONHART’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS BEFORE HE ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET! He grabs his championship back and throws it on his shoulder while grabbing the microphone to lift to his face.

Lucas Johnson: Oh, you want some of the champion to? Well, I feel SO CONFIDENT in my chances that I’m going to take the both of you on! TRIPLE THREAT MATCH BOYS! I hope you both have enjoyed this reality check because it won’t be the last one you have for there’s only one person on Dynasty worthy to hold this championship… ME!

(Lucas Johnson throws down the microphone on Anthony Leonhart as he holds the championship high in the air as the show cuts to commercial break.)

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

(The show returns with Stew-O standing in the middle of the ring with Scott Oasis, Cage standing behind a seated Judas Lemeul, Finnegan Wakefield and Target Smiles seated in the ring with him.)

Stew-O: Well, I hope that everyone is enjoying Friday Night Dynasty here tonight! As you can see, I’m joined right now with the four men that will take part in the Extreme Enigma Elimination Qualifying Match at Burning Desire, with the winner marking their moment in Pain for Pride X, and etching their name into history! Now, each person will have an opportunity to express the–

Scott Oasis: Stew, Stew, I want to stop you right there and thank you for the stellar introduction that you’ve made for us, but we all really know why we’re out here tonight. We’re all out here because of simply the greatest force of destruction that has been known in EAW… ME! For if it wasn’t for my actions against Cage inside of that Grand Rampage Match, we wouldn’t be here right now. In fact, there would be no match to determine who would be in the Extreme Enigma Elimination Match because it would simply be handed to me as there’s no competition to stand a chance against me. However, that doesn’t even change with this match at Burning Desire. I don’t need to be out here boasting about my chances in this match because you can ask every single idiot that sits in the seats within this stadium, they’ll let you know that I’m the favorite when this match is called for their predictions. I’m the only one here that has any sense of relevance attached to their name, headlined Pain for Pride 9 last year as the World Heavyweight Champion, and what do I have to offer in regards to proving myself to these people? I’ve proved myself a force around here and these three men need this time more than me because just look at them. A man that had the entire world in the palm of his hands, only to flounder with it and transform into a mime… a young technical genius that has been added into this match for him to cast it aside and disgrace it because he wants win a third-tier championship… and finally we have the masked vigilante who has overcome many obstacles that have stood in his path to gain a chance at a spotlight, but fails right when a golden opportunity is dangled in front of him! I think these men need the opportunity to voice their concerns in this match more than I do, so go ahead and let them do their thing, Stew! Let’s go ahead and get it started with Finnegan Wakefield himself! Why don’t you ask him his opinion about this match?

Finnegan Wakefield: Really, Scott? You want to know what I think about this match? Well, let me put it to you this way, sport… I came into this business with the mind of being a champion. I didn’t come here to win some fruitless matches that result in nothing of reward being given unto me. I wanted a chance to be the New Breed Champion, even defeated him in the middle of this ring, but I believe that Sebastian Monroe has deemed it unworthy for me to be in this match. Instead, he wants to put me up against a brute like Oasis who has it already put in his head that he has this won, the brooding Cage that simply wants to deliver his justice onto Oasis in the process of winning, and finally the man that I find no reason to why I couldn’t defeat last week. You know how many times that I’ve hit the Andromeda on this brand on a daily basis? I’ve used that maneuver multiple times and have defeated opponent after opponent with it, but once I face Target Smiles in a singles match, suddenly it results in a double pin! I’m not going to allow the lack of skill from a referee to derail me from what the message is in what I’m trying to state here. This match means nothing in my pursuit to be EAW New Breed Champion, and I hate to say that in a match that is meant to memorialize a star that has passed on, but it does nothing for me. I desire to be champion and prove that I’m different than my partner and this match… it doesn’t allow that to happen for me. Do you want me to tell you that it’s an honor to be in the ring with former world champions? As much as that means to be in the ring with people of that prestige to the company, I’m not here to beat world champions, but I’m here to be world champion.

Target Smiles: Well, isn’t that great?

(All of the other people of the ring turn their attention to the usually not-so vocal Target Smiles as he has spoken to the their surprise.)

Target Smiles: You want a championship, huh? You want to be a champion, but you want to simply disregard the opportunity that you’ve been given on a silver platter. This is a chance to break out and stand out amongst a sea of sharks in this business, Finnegan. Extreme Enigma is one of the finest elitists, no… one of the finest people that have ever been involved with EAW, Finnegan. You fail to understand that this match isn’t fruitless or does nothing for you, but this is a chance to not only represent Dynasty, but to honor a legend such as Extreme Enigma in one of the premier matches of Pain for Pride! As much as it’s a taboo to mention the past winner of this match, look at what it did for his career. This man was an undefeated marvel in this business, won the trophy that was meant to be a legacy to Extreme Enigma, and he went on to become a National Elite Champion! A title! Something that you think is more important than this match, Finnegan! That right there is why I don’t mind not being considered a contender to the EAW New Breed Championship at this moment, but to be in the ring with two former world champions AND possibly find myself in a position greater than the EAW New Breed Champion? It would be foolish to not take part in this match and that’s why you, Finnegan, won’t be leading a successful career in this business. You don’t see the opportunities that stare you square in the face, but I do. I see a chance to honor an EAW legend, to defeat two former world champions, and to set a precedent once we reach Pain for Pride X! Now, I want to leave the floor to the former EAW Champion Cage and his… grandfather? Anyway, I want to let them tell the people their plan to win this match and let’s be done with this Roundtable…

Stew-O: Cage, Judas, what are your plans for the Extreme Enigma Elimination Match?

Judas Lemeul: What are our plans? Well… why don’t we show you?

Jake Mercer: LOOK AT THIS! CAGE LEAPS STRAIGHT FOR SCOTT OASIS AS HE STARTS GOING TO TOWN ON THEM! CAGE STRIKES WITH STIFF BLOWS TO THE FACE OF SCOTT WHILE TARGET SMILES TACKLES FINNEGAN WAKEFIELD TO THE GROUND AND STARTS TO BRAWL BETWEEN THEM! My commentary partner Stew-O is able to roll his way out of the ring and make his way back to us here at the commentary table!

Stew-O: I had to get out of there before I was taken out for the night! Target Smiles grabs Finnegan Wakefield and lifts him up to his feet HOOKING HIM BY THE NECK TO GO FOR A BRAINBUSTER! WAIT! FINNEGAN SHOVES OUT OF IT AND ROLLS OUT THE RING! FINNEGAN WITH SHOCK ON HIS EYES AS HE LOOKS TO A PASSIONATE TARGET THAT BEGS HIM TO GET BACK INTO THE RING! Cage and Oasis are still brawling it out WHEN SCOTT HOOKS CAGE IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS! PILEDRIVER!

Jake Mercer: BACK BODY DROP! CAGE THROWS SCOTT BACK WITH THAT MOVE AS HE TURNS AROUND TO FACE HIM! He stalks him and waits for him to stand GRABBING HIM FROM BEHIND AS HE GOES WITH THE WRISTLOCK! MURDER! DEATH! KILL! NO! SCOTT DUCKS UNDER THE LARIAT AND SLIDES OUT OF THE RING TO ESCAPE THE WRATH OF CAGE! Cage and Target Smiles want their rivals to enter back into the ring as they back up RIGHT INTO EACH OTHER AS THEY QUICKLY TURN AND FACE ONE ANOTHER!

Stew-O: Both men calm down a bit, but they start to share a gaze of intensity, as they know that they will have to fight when it comes to the Extreme Enigma Elimination Qualifying Match! Only one of these men will have their path to Pain for Pride X determined for them and the question remains, who will it be?

(Cage and Target Smiles share an intense staredown between each other as Scott Oasis looks up with wrath towards the pair in the ring, Finnegan Wakefield walking up the ramp as he seemed shocked about the way Target assaulted him, leaving the show to cut to commercial break.)

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

(The show returns from commercial break inside of the Smoothie King Center with the ring announcer standing in the middle of the ring with a smile on his face.)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!

(“S.O.A.R.” by Devour The Day echoes throughout the arena when Jacob Senn steps out to the stage with a confident smile on his face, lining up his gun taunt to the stage with the crowd turned against him entirely, before he fires them and walks down the stage while mocking them.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 218 pounds… “The Punisher” JAACCCOOOOBBBBB SEENNNNNNNN!!!

Stew-O: Jacob Senn walks into The Smoothie King Center tonight with the full intention of carrying through with some major momentum into his EAW Interwire Championship Contenders Match with Moongoose McQueen! However, it’s against an opponent that he’s not been in the ring with for the past two years!

Jake Mercer: Yes, but we’re getting the match now and who was the person to win the first time these two met? RIGHT! JACOB SENN! Jacob has this match already wrapped up and in the bag, so I don’t want to hear this nonsense about TLA actually pulling this off because it won’t be happening!

(“Ambitionz Az A Ridah” by Tupac starts to fill the arena as TLA marches out from the backstage area, raising his hands in the air as he calls for the fans to get louder, erupting in adulation for the contender when he stares straight at his opponent as he walks to the ring.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent, he is from The Poon Palace in Miami, Florida… he weighs in at 220 pounds… “La Pantera Sexual” TTT-LLL-AAA!!!

Stew-O: HERE HE IS, MERCER! THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! He looks to make it known why he’s that contender as he faces off against the former World Heavyweight Champion in singles competition, while also redeeming a loss that he had two years ago here on Dynasty, making things straight between these two men!

Jake Mercer: Yes, but he might be riding a high right now, but I’m pretty set on the idea that he’s going to meet a horrible end tonight at the hands of The Punisher. Jacob hasn’t been in a great place considering his issues with Mr. DEDEDE and tonight, that won’t be any different.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: The bell has called for this match to start and both Jacob Senn and TLA standing in the ring across from each other, TLA with a swagger to him as he walks forward, calling for the support of the fans RIGHT WHEN HE LETS OUT HIS HAND FOR THE HANDSHAKE? Is Jacob Senn going to recieve the handshake and show some honor between him and hi– NO! OF COURSE NOT! JACOB SENN JUST STRIKES HIM ACROSS THE FACE WITH A HARD SLAP AS HE LAUGHS ABOUT IT! THERE’S NO RESPECT COMING FROM JACOB AS TLA STARTS TO SHOW SIGNS OF BROILING HATRED WHEN HE CHARGES IN FOR THE LOCK-UP!

Jake Mercer: JACOB SENN PLAYS IT SMART AS HE DUCKS UNDER IT AND SPINS AROUND TO WRAP HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF TLA! GERMAN SUPLEX! NO! TLA ROLLS FORWARD WITH JACOB AS HE HOOKS HIS LEGS! ROLL-UP PIN! TLA COULD PUT THIS MATCH AWAY RIGHT HERE! COME ON, SENN! KICK OUT!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…

Stew-O: SO CLOSE! JACOB SENN THROWS TLA STRAIGHT OFF OF HIM AS HE DEFINITELY CAUGHT SENN OFF-GUARD WITH THAT ONE! Jacob stands up to his feet and looks towards TLA with a bit of intensity in his eyes as TLA does the same except with a smile on his face AS THEY BOTH GO IN LOCKING HORNS WITH ONE ANOTHER! BOTH MEN FIGHTING FOR A CHANCE TO GAIN SUPREMACY IN THIS MATCH! JACOB STARTS TO GET THE UPPERHAND AS HE STARTS TO USE HIS STRENGTH TO FORCE TLA BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER! THE REFEREE COMING TO PLAY AS HE STARTS TO TELL SENN TO GET A CLEAN BREAK BETWEEN THEM!

Jake Mercer: Jacob Senn raises his hands up in the air to do so as he steps back a bit BEFORE POINTING RIGHT TOWARDS TLA WITH THE GUN TAUNT AND FIRING RIGHT TOWARDS HIM! THE CONFIDENCE THAT JACOB HAS IN THIS MATCH IN AMAZING AND THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHAT A CHAMPION LOOKS LIKE, FOLKS! TLA CHARGES IN AND LOCKS HORNS WITH THE PUNISHER AS HE STARTS TO FORCE HIM BACK INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! THE REFEREE HAS TO ONCE AGAIN INTERJECT AND CALL FOR A CLEAN BREAK BETWEEN THE TWO FIGHTERS! TLA does what the referee wants BUT NOT BEFORE GOING FOR A HUGE KNIFE-EDGE CHOP INTO SENN!

Stew-O: JACOB SENN ROLLS THROUGH AND MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING BEFORE HE RUSHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER TO HIT TLA WITH A JUMPING CORNER LARIAT! TLA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS JACOB CATCHES HIMSELF FROM HITTING THE TURNBUCKLE! Jacob turns around AND TLA STARTS SLAPPING HIS CHEST AND CALLING FOR THE FANS TO CHEER HIM ON AS HE TURNS AROUND WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE TOWARDS SENN! TLA starts to beg Senn to come at him WHEN HE DOES RUSH TOWARDS TLA WITH TLA RESPONDING WITH A HUGE SUPERKICK!

Jake Mercer: AWESOME! JACOB SENN AVOIDS THE KICK AND RUSHES TO THE ROPES AS TLA MISSED WILDLY! TLA lands his leg and turns around to see Jacob ALREADY BACK WITH A MASSIVE DROPKICK TO HIS FACE! Both men are down BUT JACOB KIPS STRAIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET BEFORE HE POINTS TO THE ROPES! HE SPRINTS FORWARD AND INTO THEM BEFORE HE RETURNS WITH A SLIDING ELBOW STRIKE TO THE JAW! THIS COULD BE IT! JACOB HOLDS TLA DOWN AND LOOKS TO PIN HIM FOR THE VICTORY!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!

Stew-O: NO PIN! TLA THROWS HIS SHOULDER UP FOR THE KICK OUT WITH JACOB SENN NOT PULLING ANY PUNCHES AS HE GOES OVER HIM AND STRIKES WITH STIFF ELBOW SHOTS TO HIS FACE! Jacob grabs TLA by the head and drags him up to his feet HOOKING HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS AS HE HOLDS HIS ARMS OUT! HE’S GOING TO PUT TLA AWAY WITH JACOB’S LADDER! HE LIFTS HIM UP WITH HIS LEGS ON HIS SHOUL–

Jake Mercer: WHOA! TLA JUST CRACKED JACOB SENN IN THE SKULL WITH A KICK TO THE FACE THAT CAUSES HIM TO RELEASE TLA FROM JACOB’S LADDER! TLA rises up to his feet and rushes behind Jacob LEAPING IN THE AIR FOR YOU’RE DONE! JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG TO DRIVE SENN RIGHT DOWN INTO THE CANVAS! TLA HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT TO PUT HIM AWAY!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!

Stew-O: HE KICKS OUT! JACOB SENN THROWS HIS SHOULDER UP FOR THE KICKOUT WITH TLA STILL UNABLE TO PUT THIS MAN AWAY! TLA grabs Jacob by the head and pulls him up STRIKING WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE TO FORCE HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! TLA grabs Jacob by the arm and throws him right into the corner TAUNTING TO THE CROWD BEFORE HE SPRINTS IN FOR THE VERY MEXICAN UPP– OH! HE JUST DID THAT IN BAD TASTE!

Jake Mercer: NO, THAT WAS BRILLIANT AND AN ACT OF DEFIANCE! JACOB SENN JUST SPAT RIGHT IN THE FACE OF TLA BEFORE HE LANDS AN ELBOW STRIKE RIGHT IN HIS FACE! TLA wipes his face from the spit and feeling the effects from that shot FIRING BACK WITH HIS OWN PUNCH RIGHT INTO THE FACE! JACOB WITH THE ELBOW STRIKE! TLA WITH THE RIGHT HAND! ELBOW! PUNCH! ELBOW! PUNCH! ELBOW! ELBOW! ELBOW! JACOB IS JUST FIRING WITH THE ELBOW STRIKES INTO THE SKULL! TLA IS BARELY ABLE TO STAND FROM THESE SHOTS AS JACOB BEGS HIM TO BRING IT TO HIM! TLA just teeters around and unable to stand AS SENN HOOKS HIM BY THE NE– VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT!

Stew-O: JACOB SENN JUST POPS UP WITH SPIT SHOOTING UP IN THE AIR FROM THAT STIFF UPPERCUT WHEN TLA RUSHES INTO THE ROPES! Jacob stumbles around the ring as TLA starts to return BUT SENN STRIKES WITH A SUPERKICK! NO! TLA BLOCKS THE SU– WAIT! IT’S A FEINT SUPERKICK! HE STRIKES WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE LEGS OF TLA AS HE COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR! JACOB POINTS TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD AS HE THINKS HIMSELF AS A SORT OF WRESTLING GENIUS IN THIS MATCH!

Jake Mercer: THAT’S BECAUSE HE IS, STEW! HE’S A FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Jacob sprints right into the ropes before he rebounds back INTO A SUPERKICK BY TLA! NO! SENN BLOCKS IT HIMSELF AS– TLA FEINTED AS HE– WHAT? JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! JACOB JUST RATTLED TLA IN THE SKULL WITH THE KNEE STRIKE AS TLA COLLAPSES RIGHT BACK DOWN TO HIS KNEES! Jacob drops down and starts shoving TLA in the face with him doing a gun point straight to his head as he smiles with confidence before he rushes into the ropes again! He could be looking for something big here as he JUST GET NAILED BY TLA WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN! JACOB SENN IS BARELY STANDING WHEN TLA HOOKS HIM IN LIFTING HIM UP IN THE AIR! BRAINBUSTER!

Stew-O: TLA SPIKES JACOB SENN ON HIS HEAD WITH THE BRAINBUSTER BEFORE HE STANDS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! TLA gets himself up to his feet before he looks over to the turnbuckle! Is he going to do it? TLA exits through the ring and starts to make his way up to the top of the turnbuckle MAKING IT KNOWN TO THE FANS AS THEY RALLY BEHIND HIM! HE’S GOING FOR THE SEXUAL SPLASH! HE LEAPS OUT FOR IT! THE FROG SPLASH RIGHT INTO JACOB SENN!

Jake Mercer: NO! JACOB SENN USES THAT VETERAN AWARENESS TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SEXUAL SPLASH AS TLA HIT THAT CANVAS WITH EVERYTHING HE HAD! Jacob rolls up to his feet and TLA slowly stands to his holding his chest WHEN SENN JUMPS UP FROM BEHIND ONTO TLA’S SHOULDERS! REVERSE HURRICANRANA! JACOB SPIKES HIS HEAD DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WHEN HE ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET AND LOOKS OVER TO THE RING APRON! He starts to make his way outside of the ring and lifts his gun point up in the air before he points it towards TLA as he lies in the center in the ring LEAPING ONTO THE TOP ROPE BEFORE HE FLIES OUT! SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH! JACOB HOOKS TLA’S LEG FOR THE PIN AS HE LOOKS TO PUT HIM AWAY!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…

Jake Mercer: NO! TLA IS ABLE TO KICK OUT OF THE PIN AND NOW JACOB SENN IS THINKING REAL HARD ABOUT WHAT HE’S ABOUT TO DO NEXT! Jacob stands up to his feet and frustrated about how this has turned out for him before he starts to step back into the turnbuckle corner LINING TLA UP FOR WHAT COULD BE THAT SIGNATURE SHADOW STEP FROM HIM! TLA starts to pick himself back up to his feet CAUSING SENN TO RUSH IN FOR THE CHANCE TO PUT HIM AWAY! SHADOW STE– WHAT? TLA SHOOTS UP WITH THE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO RESPOND!

Stew-O: TLA HAS LURED HIM IN AND HAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE! HE TAKES JACOB SENN AND BENDS HIM DOWN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AS THE ENTIRE CROWD IS FULLY BEHIND TLA! HE SPINS HIS HANDS AROUND BEFORE HE GOES FOR THE JUMP! MEXICAN DESTROYER! THE FRONT-FLIP PILEDRIVER DUMPS SENN RIGHT ON HIS HEAD AS TLA INSTANTLY ROLLS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE PIN!

Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“Ambitionz Az A Ridah” by Tupac plays in the background when TLA shoots up to his feet with shock and surprise to be able to win this match as the referee holds his hand up high in the air.)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… TTT-LLL-AAA!!!

Stew-O: HE HAS DONE IT! AFTER TWO YEARS SINCE THEIR FIRST COLLISION ON DYNASTY, TLA HAS REDEEMED HIMSELF AND DEFEATED ONE OF THE BIGGEST FOES THAT HE WAS UNABLE TO DEFEAT! You know what this means for him, Mercer? It means that he just might have it in him to be crowned World Heavyweight Champion at Burning Desire!

Jake Mercer: Ah Stew, don’t get your hopes up about it, pal! He might have gotten a huge win here tonight on his way to being known as the number one contender, but don’t be fooled into believing that this match is going to set him up for world championship acclaim!

Stew-O: Congratulations to TLA for this hard-fought victory and it’s definitely wonderful to se– WAIT! LOOK AT THE RING! MOONGOOSE MCQUEEN HAS JUST RUSHED INTO THE RING! HE’S STOMPING AWAY AT THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AS HE LOOKS TO SEND A MESSAGE TO HIM BEFORE THEIR MATCH AT BURNING DESIRE! THIS NEEDS TO STOP RIGHT HERE AND NOW!

Jake Mercer: THE ONLY TIME I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU, STEW! JACOB SENN DOESN’T DESERVE THIS FROM MOONGOOSE! DISGUSTING! Moongoose McQueen screams down to Jacob Senn about this being his chance to shine when he looks over to the turnbuckle! He exits the ring and starts to make his climb to the top when he starts to point high in the sky RIGHT BEFORE HIS LEAP TOWARDS HIS FALLEN RIVAL! RAIGEKI! THE FROG SPLASH CONNECTS RIGHT INTO JACOB SENN AS YOU SEE SENN WRITHE AROUND IN PAIN! If Moongoose McQueen wanted to make a statement here tonight, that was definitely the way to do it, no matter how much I hate it!

Stew-O: You usually love these moments, Jake, but I guess if Jacob Senn is the target it’s different. However, we’ll be right back to Dynasty after this quick commercial break! Don’t go ANYWHERE!

(Moongoose McQueen places his boot right into the chest of Jacob Senn, raising his hands up in the air in celebration, before the show cuts to commercial break.)

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

(The show returns from commercial break with a desk and two chairs in the middle of the ring with Jake Mercer standing in the ring with a smile on his face.)

Jake Mercer: I’ve never got to do one of these, so bear with me… BUT WELCOME TO THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENDERS MATCH CONTRACT SIGNING! Tonight, I’m here to mediate two men that will be competing for the right to challenge whoever wins at Burning Desire for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. Now, I’m not going to sit here and waste your time like other people, so please allow me to introduce the first of these men… TIG KELLY!

(“Root of All Evil” by CFO$ blasts from the speakers when we see Tig Kelly step out to the stage with a general positive reaction from the fans as he walks down the ramp in a grey suit and tie as he marches up the ramp to join Jake Mercer in the ring.)

Jake Mercer: Tig, I’ve honestly never been quite a fan of you. Not just for the fact that you’ve been a thorn in Scott Oasis’ side, but because you’ve been this hero to these fans that they choose to rally behind each and every night because of one night… the night you became National Elite Champion. However, I don’t want to get too deep into that because we know that a man that could definitely prove to be a challenge for you will want to have some words with you, so here he is… your opponent for Burning Desire… XAVIER WILLIAMS!

(“Last Kings” by Tupac ft. Eminem explodes through the sound system with Xavier Williams walking out in a full suit and tie himself, the colors being black and white, as he walks to the ring with a smile on his face to be able to meet his rival in the ring.)

Jake Mercer: Well, let’s get this s–

Xavier Williams: Look Jake, let’s not pretend why we’re really out here. We all know that this match is going to happen at Burning Desire because you, Stew-O, and this entire brand has been promoting this match for the past few weeks since he got involved into my match! You might want to lead people on to believe that this going to be a happy time and we’re just going to sit here and compliment each other while we sign the dotted line on the contract, but the truth is that you’re hoping that we’re going to brawl all around this ring and maybe someone gets put through this table! However, I’m not going to do that no matter how much you or this second-rate version of another Irish fighter I know want to instigate me into it. The destruction that I have for you will happen at Burning Desire and trust me, Tig… you’ll regret costing me a chance at the EAW World Heavyweight Championship.

(Xavier snatches the contract off of the table and signs the dotted line before he slides it back on the table with Tig Kelly cracking a smile from him.)

Tig Kelly: That’s what hilarious about you, Xavier. Down to every stitch of clothing to the character qualities that make you the man that you are, there’s one thing that’s always a signature trait of yours: unimaginative. Everything that you’ve done in your career simply doesn’t show anything but repeated and tired clichés that have been done to death in this business. Nothing about you shows a sense of real authenticity, but you’ve been praised and placed into the EAW Hall of Fame as one of the greatest names to step into this company. The sad thing is that the only person that has been able to find this out is the guilty one himself. You’re blind to all of it and everyone that you’ve fought against has called you out on it. Do you know why you’ve failed to become a champion around here? Do you want to know why you reach the top spot of this place only to fall down into obscurity to never return to again? It’s because the world knows what you are now, Jamie knew what you were, Jacob knew what you were, and I know what you are: a dreadful example of what a Hall of Fame performer is. At Burning Desire, I’m going to introduce to why they called me The Ender… because I’m going to end your path to the World Heavyweight Championship by blazing my own trail to it!

(Tig Kelly signs the dotted line on the contract and slides it over to Jake Mercer who picks it up and holds it in the air.)

Jake Mercer: THERE YOU HAVE IT! XAVIER WILLIAMS VS. TIG KELLY HAS BEEN MADE OFF–

Xavier Williams: SHUT UP, JAKE AND LET THE MEN SPEAK! You know what’s funny, Tig? You want to talk the night you became The Ender and how I’ve been in obscurity, but let’s talk about that night. The night you ended a man’s career, his undefeated streak, and championship reign to be National Elite Champion yourself! That was your 15 minutes of fame and you’ve not been in any situation to be the top of this mountain since then! When you got a title shot against Scott Oasis, you failed. You went into the Cash in the Vault, and you failed again. You even was unable to become EAW Interwire Champion because you didn’t stand a chance against TLA, but not me. I’ve been going through every talent that has stood in front of me and my path to being world champion except for the champion themselves, but that changes after Burning Desire. I will get my title opportunity, I will be the next contender, and I will do anything to do that… even if that means that I’m the one that ENDS your career! So think carefully about what you’re getting into, because this could be the grand return that transforms into a tragic retirement in the Barclays Center!

(Xavier drops his microphone and stares intensely into the eyes of Tig Kelly before he rolls out of the ring and starts screaming to make sure that he knows the risk that he has at Burning Desire as the show cuts to commercial break.)

(FINAL COMMERCIAL BREAK)

(The show returns from commercial break inside of the Smoothie King Center with the ring announcer standing in the middle of the ring with a smile on his face.)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall, and is your main event for the evening!!!

(“You Will Know Our Name” by ACE+ hits to a mixed reaction from the Louisiana crowd. Moongoose McQueen steps out to the stage and runs down to the ring, climbing up to the top turnbuckles and posing for the fans, getting a pop.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Austin, Texas, weighing in at 236 pounds…. THE DUKE!!!! MOONGOOSE MCQUEEN!!!

Stew-O: Moongoose McQueen is set to face Jamie O’Hara in the main event here tonight in what very well may be the biggest match of his career to date! Ever since arriving in the EAW, Moongoose has clearly made a name for himself, and if you think about the potential matches this man is set to have on course to Pain for Pride, it’s clear that he’s established himself as a top player on this show! Jamie O’Hara tonight, newly inducted Hall of Famer Jacob Senn next week, and if he does manage to put Senn down, then he has GAWD himself Mr. DEDEDE waiting for him!!!

Mercer: Historically the Interwire Championship has been used as a stepping stone for newer talent to ascend to the main event scene, but Mr. DEDEDE had a shocking victory over Drake Jaeger for the championship, and now heading into Burning Desire the Interwire title scene has drastically changed! Jacob Senn has a personal vendetta against DEDEDE following the events of his Hall of Fame induction announcement, and what better way is there to get revenge against a man like DEDEDE than to take away the one thing he values most – championship gold. With Moongoose McQueen in the mix though, there’s a whole new layer added to the title scene, and this match up against Jamie O’Hara is Moongoose’s chance to show Jacob Senn that he does have what it takes to go up against two Hall of Famers in a row!

(“Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin hits to a thunderous ovation. The crowd goes wild as the EAW World Heavyweight Champion Jamie O’Hara comes out with the title strapped around his waist. O’Hara unhooks the title and holds it up, walking down to the ring while the crowd cheers him on.)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Melbourne, Australia, weighing in at 241 pounds… HE IS THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… THE SAINT OF VALIANCE, JAMIE O’HARA!!!!!

Stew-O: Just look at that crowd reaction for this man! Jamie O’Hara is a proud, honorable World Champion, and you can see the respect that even his opponent here tonight has for him! O’Hara won the title off of Jacob Senn and Xavier Williams back at the Grand Rampage, and now he has TLA waiting for him next week in Brooklyn! That’s going to be a hell of a match, because as fun as the heated, personal drama can be in professional wrestling, often the best matches come from a field of mutual respect and passion for the sport – with the “burning” desire to be the World Champion!

Mercer: That was a horrible pun Stew.

Stew-O: Yeah well…

Mercer: We can’t forget what happened last week between TLA and O’Hara either though! O’Hara and TLA got heated and with Jamie’s personal attacks on TLA’s lifestyle, you really have to wonder whether or not that match has another element added to it now; Jamie O’Hara is defending the World Championship, but TLA has to defend his deplorable lifestyle against the champ!

Stew-O: I wouldn’t call it deplorable –

Mercer: IT’S DEPLORABLE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Well that’s all for next week at Burning Desire! Right now is the main event of Dynasty! Jamie O’Hara! Moongoose McQueen! This one’s underway! Moongoose and Jamie lock up! Headlock from Moongoose but Jamie with an easy standing switch into the waistlock, pushing Moongoose into the corner! Moongoose fires with a back elbow making Jamie break the hold, before turning around… BACKHAND!!!! HARD CHOP TO THE CHEST OF THE WORLD CHAMPION!!!

Mercer: Jamie’s barely fazed though! He fires with a hard right that sends Moongoose back into the corner! Jamie shoots with one more but Moongoose crouches – AND PULLS JAMIE DOWN BY HIS LEG, ROLLING HIM INTO THE INSIDE CRADLE!!! O’HARA’S SHOULDERS ARE PINNED!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!…. —

Stew-O: Kickout at one! Jamie rolls back up to his feet while Moongoose quickly takes to the corner… AND HERE HE COMES!!! RUNNING FOREARM!!! Jamie stays on his feet but staggers back a few steps, allowing Moongoose to come up behind him… WAISTLOCK!!! MOONGOOSE LIFTS JAMIE UP – BACK ELBOW FROM JAMIE!!! Moongoose breaks the hold – ANOTHER ELBOW!!! Jamie turns around now… BACKFIST!!! Moongoose is dazed… AND O’HARA SENDS HIM TO THE MAT WITH THE JUMPING HEEL KICK!!!

Mercer: Moongoose rolls over and starts to get back up – O’HARA ISN’T FINISHED!!! LOW DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!! Moongoose goes rolling towards the apron and latches on to the bottom rope, using it to pull himself to the apron! Moongoose starts to pull himself up to his feet while Jamie approaches…

Stew-O: Jamie comes near – MOONGOOSE POPS UP!!! UPPERCUT!!! JAMIE IS DAZED AND MOONGOOSE FOLLOWS WITH AN ELBOW SMASH!!! Jamie goes staggering back towards the center of the ring… Moongoose is getting ready to springboard over now while the crowd watches in anxious wait… MOONGOOSE JUMPS UP AND CATCHES HIS FOOTING ON THE TOP ROPE!!! HE JUMPS AGAIN NOW, POSITIONING HIS BACK TOWARDS O’HARA… AND HERE HE — NO!!! JAMIE LUNGES FORWARD WITH A SUPERKICK TO MOONGOOSE’S CALF!!!

Mercer: MOONGOOSE LOSES HIS BALANCE AND FALLS BACK INTO THE RING, RIGHT INTO JAMIE’S ARMS!!! Jamie whips Moongoose into the ropes now, while running to the adjacent set of ropes, bouncing back for momentum… JAMIE GRABS MOONGOOSE BY THE HAIR AND YANKS HIM IN FOR THE SLINGBLADE!!!

Stew-O: MOONGOOSE HOLDS ON!!! MOONGOOSE GRABS O’HARA AROUND THE WAIST AND LIFTS HIM UP, DROPPING HIS GROIN ONTO HIS KNEE FOR THE ATOMIC DROP!!! Jamie stays up on wobbly legs… THIS TIME MOONGOOSE COMES OFF OF THE ROPES, PLANTING O’HARA ON HIS SPINE WITH THE SLINGBLADE!!! MOONGOOSE HAS O’HARA DOWN AND HE’S SHAKING WITH ADRENALINE AS HE RUNS TO THE ROPES… SPRINGBOARDING FROM THE SECOND ROPE… MOONSAULT!!!! MOONGOOSE LANDS ON O’HARA’S MIDSECTION WITH A PICTURE PERFECT MOONSAULT AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!…. TWO!!!!…. THREE —

Mercer: AS AMAZING OF A COMBINATION THAT WAS, IT WASN’T ENOUGH TO PUT THE WORLD CHAMPION DOWN FOR THREE!!! Moongoose seems to be re-evaluating his strategy now, while Jamie O’Hara starts to stir, slowly getting back up to his feet!

Stew-O: The World Champion is back on his feet, ONLY TO GET CRACKED IN THE RIBS COURTESY OF A SHARP KICK FROM MCQUEEN!!! Moongoose whips O’Hara into the corner now, running right behind him… OH MY!!! MOONGOOSE LEAPS FORWARD AND PLACES A HAND AROUND THE BACK OF O’HARA’S HEAD, SLAMMING HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH THE BULLDOG — NO!!!

Mercer: O’HARA PUSHES HIS ARMS OUT AND GRASPS THE ROPES NEXT TO THE TURNBUCKLES, GROUNDING HIMSELF BEFORE HE CRASHES INTO THE CORNER!!! MOONGOOSE HAD TOO MUCH MOMENTUM ON THAT BULLDOG ATTEMPT AND HE CRASHES INTO THE ADJACENT ROPES, FALLING TO THE MAT!!!

Stew-O: Moongoose McQueen doesn’t stay down for long, rolling back up while O’Hara turns out of the corner – MOONGOOSE DROPKICKS HIM STRAIGHT IN THE CHEST, SENDING HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH FORCE!!! Moongoose takes a few steps back and comes back now, BIG SPLASH INTO THE CORNER!!! MOONGOOSE MAY HAVE O’HARA’S NUMBER HERE!!!

Mercer: O’Hara staggers out of the corner and drops to a knee, catching his breath… Oh boy… Look at Moongoose… He’s climbing up to that top turnbuckle! O’Hara is none the wiser! HERE COMES MOONGOOSE —

Stew-O: O’HARA COUNTERS!!!! MOONGOOSE COMES FLYING OFF OF THE TOP ROPE BUT O’HARA CATCHES HIM WITH THE PALM THRUST TO THE CHEST!!!! SHOTEI!!! O’HARA RUNS TO THE ROPES!!! MOONGOOSE STANDS BACK UP… BICYCLE KNEE!!!! WAIT!!! MOONGOOSE CATCHES THE LEG!!! MOONGOOSE HAS O’HARA’S LEG UP… KICK TO THE HAMSTRING!!! MOONGOOSE SHOVES O’HARA BACK… KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION!!!

Mercer: THE WORLD CHAMPION’S IN A BAD SPOT… MOONGOOSE FIRES WITH THE SUPERKICK!!! NO!!! O’HARA SIDESTEPS IT!!! O’HARA FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES BUT USES IT TO HIS ADVANTAGE, COMING OFF OF THE ROPES WITH MOMENTUM – WAIT!!!! SUPERKICK!!! SUPERKICK FROM MOONGOOSE!!!! O’HARA’S HEAD SNAPS BACK AND HE FALLS RIGHT BACK TO THE FLOOR!!!

Stew-O: MOONGOOSE IS GOING RABID!!! HE SEES HIS OPENING TO END THE MATCH!!! MOONGOOSE PRACTICALLY FLIES TO THE CORNER, JUMPING UP TO THE TOP ROPE… HE’S SHOWBOATING!!! HE KNOWS O’HARA IS DOWN AND HE’S TAKING HIS TIME TO TAUNT HIM!!! HERE HE GOES!!!…. RAIGEKI!!!!! FROG SPLASH!!!! THE FROG SPLASH!!!!

Mercer: NO!!!! O’HARA GETS THE KNEES UP!!!! MOONGOOSE’S MIDSECTION GETS IMPALED BY THOSE SHARP KNEES!!!! MOONGOOSE FLOPS OVER AND WRITHES ON THE MAT WHILE O’HARA STANDS UP ON A WAVY BASE, HE’S STILL REELING FROM THAT SUPERKICK!!!!

Stew-O: I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF MOONGOOSE CAN EVEN STAND!!! HE MIGHT HAVE BROKEN RIBS!!! MOONGOOSE SOMEHOW PUSHES HIMSELF TO HIS KNEES, STILL HUNCHED COMPLETELY OVER CLUTCHING HIS MIDSECTION – MY GOD!!!!! JAMIE O’HARA CATCHES MOONGOOSE RIGHT ON THE NOSE WITH THE BICYCLE KNEE!!!! MOONGOOSE SLUMPS DOWN!!!… WAIT!!! MOONGOOSE IS STILL PUSHING HIMSELF UP!!!

Mercer: UNBELIEVABLE!!!! THAT UNDYING FIGHTING SPIRIT IS INSANE!!!! MOONGOOSE IS SOMEHOW STANDING UP – BUT NOT FOR LONG!!!! O’HARA COMES FROM BEHIND WITH A KNEE TO THE BACK OF MCQUEEN’S SKULL!!!! MOONGOOSE EATS THE CANVAS AND O’HARA ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!…. TWO!!!!… THREE!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin plays in the background with Jamie O’Hara standing back to his feet and being handed the EAW World Heavyweight Championship to celebrate his victory.)

Stew-O: JAMIE O’HARA WALKS OUT WITH A VICTORY AND HE WILL BE HEADING AGAINST TLA WITH A GREAT VICTORY! Moongoose McQueen gave a fantastic effort in this match, but the World Heavyweight Champion was just too much for him to handle! Jamie O’Hara is definitely ready for the fight that is to come at Burning Desire!

Jake Mercer: Brooklyn is going to be INSANE with these two going against each other, but Moongoose starts to stand back to his feet and Jamie rolls out of the ring! Moongoose showing signs of disappointment as he places his hands on hi– OH MY! MOONGOOSE IS FLOORED WITH A CHAIR SHOT WITH JACOB SENN COMING FROM BEHIND WITH THE ATTACK! JACOB WASN’T GOING TO LET MOONGOOSE GET THE DROP ON HIM AND HAVE NO PUNISHMENT FROM IT!

Stew-O: JACOB SENN CONTINUES TO STRIKE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF MOONGOOSE MCQUEEN BEFORE HE DROPS THE CHAIR! Jacob steps back and starts to scream for Moongoose to get back to his feet, Moongoose crawling back to his feet with all intention of responding, when he sprints in DROPPING HIM ON HIS FEET WITH THE SHADOW STEP! JACOB BURIES MOONGOOSE FACE INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE CURB STOMP AS HE WIGGLES THE FOOT THAT HE STOMPED HIS HEAD IN WITH WHILE LAUGHING AND SMILING ABOUT WHAT HE’S DONE!

Jake Mercer: Jacob Senn has met Moongoose McQueen with the same treatment that he gave him earlier tonight, just with much more severity added to it! As I said before, Brooklyn is going to be INSANE with all of these intense rivalries that are going down on the road to Pain for Pride X! However, that’s all we have tonight for Dynasty and we’ll see you next week LIVE IN THE BARCLAYS CENTER FOR BURNING DESIRE!

(Jacob Senn walks over and presses his boot right into the skull of Moongoose McQueen, taunting about how he’s going to make this happen at Burning Desire, with the camera fading to black… )

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