AWARD RESULTS
Stable of the Year: Hexa-Gun
Tag Team of the Year: The Mercenaries
Bust of the Year: Vance Tybull
Next Up in 2016: Aren Mstislav
Rookie of the Year: Pizza Boy
Return Moment of the Year: Dark Demon
Comeback of the Year: Dark Demon
Shocking Moment of the Year: Dynasty Wrestling Being Killed at Pain for Pride
FPV of the Year: Pain for Pride 8
Vixen of the Year: Cameron Ella Ava
EAW Champion of the Year: Xavier Williams
World Heavyweight Champion of the Year: Brian Daniels
Answers World Champion of the Year: Devan Dubian
Feud of the Year: Zack Crash/EAW vs. Dynasty Wrestling vs. Hexa-Gun
Match of the Year: ELITE Triple Threat: Devan Dubian vs. Starr Stan vs. Brian Daniels for the Answers World Championship (Pain for Pride)
Promoer of the Year: King Lannister
Writer of the Year: Mr. DEDEDE
Elitist Of The Year: Xavier Williams
( EAW Intro plays )
( Recap airs of the events that took place at Road to Redemption 9, keying in on the three World Championship chambers where Jamie O’Hara and Brian Daniels managed to retain their World Championships against all odds, and Mr. DEDEDE becoming the Answers World Championship after a spiteful attack by the hands of Ares Vendetta on Devan Dubian. It then highlights the Winner Takes All chamber significantly, showing all of the twists and turns in the match including Zack Crash being ganged up on and eliminated, Hexa-Gun interfering in the match, the major brawl with Quality Control, Crash threatening to burn the entire chamber down only to be stopped by HRDO, and finally Lucian Black’s valiant victory defeating The Mercenaries and earning Dynasty Wrestling full control of EAW. )
( “Cut The Cord” by Shinedown hits and the Dynasty Wrestling opening video airs )
( The opening video leads to a hype video for the 2015 annual end of the year awards, showing a highlight reel of big-name nominees before cutting to the AT&T Center where the packed audience cheers and hold up their signs in excitement. )
Stew: WE ARE LIVE FROM THE AT&T CENTER DOWN IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS! WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE 8TH ANNUAL EAW END OF THE YEAR AWARDS SHOW, HOSTED BY DYNASTY WRESTLING!!! I’M STEW-O,
Deadprez: I’M DEADPREZ; WE HOPE YOU’VE HAD A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY SEASON, WE WISH YOU A BELATED MERRY CHRISTMAS AND WE ARE GOING INTO THE NEW YEAR STRONG THIS TIME!
Stew: No need to adjust your television screens, this IS Dynasty Wrestling hosting the EAW Awards Show! We are just a week removed from the uncrowning of Zack Crash! Dynasty Wrestling is now in FULL control of its own properties as well as Elite Answers Wrestling, meaning the original Board of Directors are back in power!
Deadprez: WE ARE IN A NEW REGIME FOLKS! And oh is there so much to cover tonight! We’re gonna find out who will win the ever prestigious, ever controversial end of the year awards! But let’s not drag this out any longer, let’s get to the real nitty gritty and kick this thing off with some action!
( Camera returns to the ring where the RA is standing at the middle of the ring )
Ring Announcer: This next match is scheduled for one fall AND WILL BE CONTESTED UNDER EXTREME RULES!
(“Legend” – Drake hits as Thomas Minns makes his way through the curtain the hint of a smile across his face. The smile quickly leaves his face as he slowly begins to make his way down to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first from Seattle, Washington, weighing in tonight at 220 POOUUNNDSS!!!! THHOOOMAAASS MIIINNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Stew: The look across the face of Thomas Minns tells the entire story; a week ago this man walked into the Elimination Chamber with the intention of winning the EAW Championship and fell short in his endeavours. Tonight, he stands against the man that has been waiting weeks for this opportunity. We thought that Xavier Williams was going to break the arm of Thomas Minns in the Elimination Chamber, but moments before he was able to he was hit from behind by Aren Mstislav and was hit with that sickening Curb Stomp before being eliminated. If I were Thomas Minns tonight, I would definitely be hoping for the same luck tonight.
Deadprez: It’s a scary thought to think about what Thomas Minns has done to the mind of Xavier Williams. In the matter of about six weeks; since losing the EAW Championship to be more precise, Xavier Williams has slowly begun to seem to lose it. Tonight, with the mindset that Xavier’s going to be in, maybe it’s not about victory for Thomas Minns. Maybe for Thomas Minns, tonight’s about surviving.
(“Never Giving Up” – Of Mice & Men hits as Xavier Williams slowly makes his way through the curtain with Albert Hitchman behind him with a black bag in his hand; his cold, emotionless eyes completely locked on Thomas Minns. Xavier Williams makes his way down to ramp to the ring as the slightest hint of a smile crosses his face.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in tonight at 213 POOOUUUNNDSS!!!! HE IS THE SELF PROFESSED “BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD!!!!” XAAAVVVIIIEEEEEEEEER WILLLLLIIIIAAAMMMSSSS!!!!
Stew: I wasn’t a fan of the man as he held the EAW Championship. This man used to personify arrogance; he always gave off an aura that used to rub me the wrong way, but as we said, since losing that championship everything began to change. Look at the eyes of Xavier Williams; it’s not the same look that we’re used to seeing from this man. It’s scary to think – especially after what he did to the likes of the Heart Break Boy in that Elimination Chamber at Road to Redemption, to what he’s planning to do to Thomas Minns if given the opportunity.
Deadprez: I’ve been thinking about it throughout the week. Think about it, Stew – imagine if Thomas Minns is able to beat Xavier Williams tonight. Imagine what that does for Thomas Minns to beat the former EAW Champion. What’s the one thing that the mindset that Xavier Williams is in, do the people, Stew? It causes them to make mistakes and against someone that has proven to be as promising as Thomas Minns has, it only takes one little mistake for all of this to go down the drain for Xavier Williams.
(Xavier makes his way into the ring as the hint of a smile grows bigger before the referee calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: The bell rings and this Extreme Rules match is now underway. Xavier Williams taking a step out of his corner as Thomas Minns remains unmoved – and look at Hitchman, grabbing a Kendo Stick from under the ring and throws it to Xavier Williams as Thomas Minns goes wide eyed. Xavier Williams bursting across the ring AS THOMAS MINNS HIGHTAILS HIS WAY OUT OF THE RING, GETTING OUT OF DODGE, BUT XAVIER WILLIAMS IS IN QUICK PURSUIT! THOMAS MINNS TRYING TO GET OVER THE BARRICADE, BUT XAVIER WILLIAMS CATCHES HIM AND BEGINS TO FIRE AWAY AT THE BACK OF MINNS! THOMAS MINNS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS XAVIER WILLIAMS GRABS HIM AND SENDS HIM CRASHING OVER THE HISPANIC ANNOUNCERS TABLE!! Thomas Minns crawling out from behind the announcers table, but Xavier’s right there, not letting him go anywhere. Xavier Williams grabbing Thomas Minns by his hair, dragging him up to his feet BEFORE SENDING HIM CRASHING IN THOSE UNFORGIVING STEEL STEPS! THOMAS MINNS SPINE JARS IN PAIN AS A BOUNCES OFF THE STEEL STEPS. Thomas Minns pushing himself back onto his hands and knees, crawling over to the barricade as Xavier picks that Kendo Stick back up. Minns is back up to his knees AND AGAIN XAVIER WILLIAMS VIOLENTLY SWINGS THAT KENDO STICK AT THE SPINE!! WELTS ALREADY BEGINNING TO FORM ON THE BACK OF MINNS!! Minns trying to get a little distance between himself and Xavier, rolling back into the ring as Xavier Williams begins to look under the ring – a steel chair thrown into the ring, another Kendo Stick, but Xavier doesn’t look like he’s finished… Xavier Williams dragging out a table, and another! Two tables drags from under the ring – BUT XAVIER WILLIAMS TAKING HIS ATTENTION AWAY FROM THOMAS MINNS AND IS MET BY A BASEBALL SLIDE AS SOON AS HE STANDS BACK UP!! XAVIER WILLIAMS SENT BACK INTO THE BARRICADE, AS THIS TIME THOMAS MINNS GRABS THAT KENDO STICK AND BEGINS TO FIRE AWAY AT THE RIBS AND ARMS OF THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION!!
Deadprez: MINNS LOOKING FOR SOME REVENGE FOR THE EARLIER ATTACK FROM XAVIER – BEFORE GRABBING XAVIER WILLIAMS BY THE HEAD AND SENDING HIM SKULL FIRST INTO THAT COLD, HARD RING POST!! SEE, XAVIER WILLIAMS WAS SO FOCUS ON GRABBING WHAT HE COULD TO HURT THOMAS MINNS WITH, THAT HE GAVE MINNS THE TIME TO RECOVER AND REGROUP; THESE ARE THE MISTAKES THAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, STEW! Thomas Minns grabbing those steel steps as Xavier Williams stumbles back to his feet – AND THOMAS MINNS LAUNCHES THOSE STEEL STEPS AT THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION; XAVIER WILLIAMS BOUNCES AWAY AS IF HE HAD BEEN HIT BY A SMALL TRUCK!! A huge smile crossing the face of Thomas Minns as he realises that he has Xavier Williams EXACTLY where he wants him. Minns dragging Xavier back to his feet and rolls him back into the ring; Xavier Williams back to his hands and knees, reaching out to the bottom rope, but Thomas Minns doesn’t give him the chance hitting him in the side of the ribs with a hard knee. You can almost see the air leaving the lungs of Xavier Williams after that strike; Minns with another hard knee to the side of the ribs of Xavier Williams. Xavier clutching at his ribs as Minns picks up that steel chair and wedges it between the middle and top rope in that corner. Minns turning his attention back to Xavier Williams as he uses the ropes to get back to his feet, but Minns grabbing him from behind and takes him down with a neckbreaker! Xavier Williams taken back down as Minns rolls out of the ring and grabs one of those tables, sliding it back into the ring. Xavier Williams slowly sitting up as Minns sets up that table, leaning it in the corner. Minns grabbing Xavier Williams and drags him back to his feet. Minns grabbing Xavier Williams by the hair – BUT XAVIER WILLIAMS TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS THOMAS MINNS HEAD FIRST INTO THE CHAIR THAT WAS WEDGED IN THAT CORNER!! THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION LURING MINNS IN AND LEAVES HIM IN A HEAP IN THE CORNER!!
Stew: Thomas Minns pushing himself out of the corner – he could very well be out on his feet. Xavier Williams locking the waist of Thomas Minns and takes him down with a German Suplex! Xavier Williams getting back to his feet and grabs that Kendo Stick he threw into the ring earlier. Minns pushing himself back to his feet AND AS SOON AS HE DOES, HE’S MET BY A VICIOUS SHOT FROM THE KENDO STICK RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!! MINNS DROPPING DOWN TO HIS KNEES AND IS IMMEDIATELY HITS WITH ANOTHER VICIOUS SHOT, THIS TIME TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! THOMAS MINNS PLUMMETS DOWN TO THE CANVAS, BUT XAVIER WILLIAMS DOESN’T LOOK FINISHED IN THE SLIGHTEST! Xavier turning his attention to Hitchman and seems to ask for that bag in his hands, and Hitchman hands it over with an almost sadistic smile across his face. Xavier turns back to Minns as he pushes himself back to his hands and knees. Xavier looks down at the canvas as something begins to pour from the bag… THOUSAND AND THOUSANDS OF THUMBTACKS BEGINNING TO POUR FROM THAT BLACK BAG!! THE LAST OF THOSE TACKS HIT THE CANVAS – AND XAVIER WILLIAMS PUNTS THOMAS MINNS DIRECTLY ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!! THE IMPACT SENDING MINNS UP ONTO HIS KNEES, AND XAVIER WILLIAMS PICKS HIM UP AND DRAGS HIM OVER TO THE TACKS!!! OH MY GOD, DON’T DO THIS XAVIER!! XAVIER WILLIAMS PULLS THOMAS MINNS IN AND LIFTS HIM HIGH INTO THE AIR!! SHEERDROP BRAINBUSTER!!!!! NO, MINNS WTH A KNEE TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD, STUNNING XAVIER!!! MINNS FALLING BEHIND THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION – SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE DIRECTLY INTO THOSE THUMBSTACKS!!!! NO, XAVIER FIGHTING IT!!! XAVIER PUSHING HIMSELF AND MINNS BACK INTO THE ROPES, USING TO MOMENTUM TO SENDS MINNS OVERHEAD – SUPERKICK!!! NO, MINNS CATCHES THE FOOT AND SPINS HIM AROUND!!! MINNS CATCHES HIM!!! EXPLODER SUPLEX!!!! EXPLODER SUPLEX TO XAVIER WILLIAMS, STRAIGHT INTO THOSE THUMBTACKS!!! LOOK THAT THOSE TACKS IN THE BACK, ARMS AND LEGS OF XAVIER WILLIAMS!!! THOMAS MINNS LOOKING AROUND; LOOKING AT WHAT HE JUST DID!
Deadprez: HE NEEDS TO CAPITALIZE – AND THAT’S WHAT THOMAS MINNS DOES!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS STUMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET AND IS MET BY A HARD KICK TO THE KNEE!!! THOMAS MINNS PULLS HIM IN AND LIFTS HIM HIGH UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! POWERBOMB!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS SENT STRAIGHT BACK INTO THE TACKS!!! THE PAIN HAS TO BE EXCRUCIATING!!! THOMAS MINNS FALLING INTO THE COVER!!!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE… TTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOO……
Deadprez: XAVIER WILLIAMS KICKS OUT JUST AFTER TWO!! I’m not shocked, Stew, and to tell you the truth, I don’t believe that Thomas Minns is shocked. Xavier Williams rolling through those tacks over to the corner as Thomas Minns watches on. We wonder what’s going to through the mind of Xavier, but Stew, what’s going through the mind of Thomas Minns? Xavier dragging himself back to his feet as Thomas slowly stalks him. Xavier’s back up and is met by a stiff European Uppercut! Xavier using the top rope to keep his footing, but is immediately met by another one from Thomas Minns. Thomas Minns beginning to make his way up to the middle rope – and begins to fire away at the head of Xavier Williams with those close fisted punches. One, two, three, four – BUT XAVIER WILLIAMS GRABS HIM AND CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH THOMAS MINNS ON HIS SHOULDERS!! RUNNING POWERBOMB THROUGH THAT TABLE THAT MINNS HAD SET UP IN THE CORNER!!! THE TABLE – THOMAS MINNS CRUMBLES TO PIECES AS XAVIER WILLIAMS DROPS DOWN TO HIS HANDS AND KNEES!! Xavier Williams looking over at Albert Hitchman who nods his head and begins to set up that table on the outside; Thomas Minns hasn’t moved since going through that table at the hands of the former EAW Champion. Xavier Williams dragging Minns out of the remnants of the table and lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle. Xavier Williams looks back at Hitchman who has that table set. Xavier making his way onto the apron and begins to ascend to the middle rope… No, Xavier don’t do this. This is too much. Xavier Williams grabbing Thomas Minns by his hair… but look at Hitchman – HITCHMAN’S POURING LIGHTER FLUID ON THE ENTIRE TABLE AND BEGINS TO SEARCH THROUGH HIS POCKET!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS WITH A HEADBUTT TO THOMAS MINNS… HITCHMAN HAS A MATCH!! OH MY GOD!! ALBERT HITCHMAN HAS JUST LIT THAT TABLE ON FIRE!!! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO DO TO YOURSELF!!
Stew: I DON’T THINK THAT HE CARES!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS LOOKING TO SUPERPLEX THOMAS MINNS FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THAT FLAMING TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE – BUT MINNS IS TRYING TO FIGHT HIS WAS OUT OF IT!!! MINNS DOING ANYTHING HE CAN TO STOP HIMSELF FROM GOING THROUGH THAT TABLE!!! MINNS – THOMAS MINNS RAKING THE EYES OF XAVIER WILLIAMS!! MINNS WITH A HEADBUTT!!! XAVIER FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN!!! MINNS WITH ANOTHER HEADBUTT – XAVIER’S ONLY HOLDING ON WITH ONE HAND!!! ANOTHER HEADBUTT FROM MINNS!!! ANOTHER!!! ANOTHER – OH MY GOD!!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS JUST WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THAT FLAMING TABLE!!!!!! HE MUST HAVE FALLEN A GOOD 10 T!!!! WE NEED SOME HELP OUT HERE!!!!
(Staff with fire extinguishers put out the fire as Xavier Williams screams in pain.)
Stew: I DON’T EVEN THINK THOMAS MINNS KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED, BUT HE NEEDS TO CAPITALIZE IF HE WANTS TO WALK OUT OF HERE TONIGHT!!! ALBERT HITCHMAN IS IN COMPLETE SHOCK!!! MINNS SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY FROM THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE – I DON’T THINK XAVIER WILLIAMS CAN CONTINUE!!! YOU CAN SMELL THE BURNING FLESH AS THOMAS MINNS DRAGS XAVIER BACK UP AND ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING!!! THOMAS MINNS FOLLOWS AND MAKES THE COVER!!!!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Deadprez: WHAT?! COME ON XAVIER – DON’T BE STUPID!!! THOMAS MINNS HAS SNAPPED; THOMAS MINNS FIRING AWAY WITH THOSE CLOSE FISTED SHOTS TO THE SKULL AS XAVIER WILLIAMS SEEMS ALMOST TOO OUT OF IT TO DEFEND HIMSELF!!!! THOMAS MINNS DEMANDING THAT XAVIER WILLIAMS GET BACK TO HIS FEET, WHICH HE SLOWLY STARTS TO DO!!! THOMAS MINNS LOOKING FOR THAT KILLING BLOW – WHAT A WIN THIS IS GOING TO BE FOR THE YOUNG CAREER OF THOMAS MINNS!! XAVIER’S UP!!!! SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE!!!!!!!!! IT CONNECTS— NO, XAVIER’S FIGHTING IT!!!! ELBOW AFTER ELBOW – DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO GET OUT OF IT!!! MINNS IS STUNNED, STUMBLING BACK INTO THE ROPES!!! XAVIER TURNS AROUND – AND MINNS ALMOST TAKES HIS HEAD OFF WITH A LARIAT!!! NO, XAVIER DUCKED UNDERNEATH!!!! ROLLING ELBOW!!!!!!! ROLLING ELBOW STRAIGHT TO THE TEMPLE OF THOMAS MINNS!!!! MINNS FALLS IN A HEAP AS XAVIER FALLS INTO THE ROEPS; THE TOP ROPE THE ONLY THING KEEPING THE MAN FROM FALLING!!! THOMAS MINNS SLOWLY SITTING UP!!! KINGS FALL!!!!!! SUPERKICK FLUSH TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF THOMAS MINNS!!!! THOMAS MINNS HAS TO BE OUT!!!! XAVIER INTO THE COVER!!!!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: MINNS KICKED OUT!!! BUT XAVIER GRABS THE ARM AND GETS HIM OVER ONTO HIS STOMACH!!! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!!! MINNS IS TRAPPED!!!! TAP OR HAVE YOUR ARM BROKEN – I THINK THAT’S THE CHOICE YOU’RE BEING GIVEN!!! THOMAS MINNS IS SCREAMING IN PAIN— BUT… WHAT’S HITCHMAN DOING?!!
Hitchman: NO!!! NOT LIKE THIS – THIS ISN’T ENOUGH, XAVIER!!! THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING HE COST YOU!!!! BREAK HIS (CENSORED) NECK!!!!
Deadprez: Oh my god…. Xavier Williams releasing the hold as Hitchman searches under the ring – AND PULLS OUT A SLEDGEHAMMER!! A BIG SMILE CROSSING THE FACE OF XAVIER WILLIAMS AS HITCHMAN GETS UP ONTO THE APRON!! MINNS IS UP TO A KNEE AS XAVIER REACHES OF THE SLEDGEHAMMER— BUT HITCHMAN THROWS IT TO THOMAS MINNS?!! WHAT THE HELL?!! THOMAS MINNS CATCHES THE SLEDGEHAMMER AND DRIVES IT INTO THE HEAD OF XAVIER WILLIAMS!!! HITCHMAN IS WITH THOMAS MINNS?!! MINNS DROPS THE HAMMER AND FALLS INTO THE COVER!!!!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
(“Legend” – Drake hits as Thomas Minns slowly rolls off of Xavier Williams. Albert Hitchman stands over Xavier Williams shaking his head.)
Ring Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…. THOMAS MIIIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!!
Stew: I don’t know what to say…
Deadprez: MINNS HAS WON IT!! THOMAS MINNS JUST BEAT A FORMER EAW CHAMPION!!!
(Albert Hitchman helps Thomas Minns back to his feet and out of the ring.)
Stew: Why? Why would Albert Hitchman side with Thomas Minns? It… It doesn’t make any sense.
(Medical staff check on Xavier Williams who remains unmoved before the cameras cut back to replays of the ending)
Deadprez: You can hear the sickening sound as that Sledgehammer met the skull of Xavier Williams… What’s going to be the fallout from this? You can’t think it’s going to be over from here?
(Hitchman and Minns stand on the stage looking back at Xavier as the camera cuts elsewhere.)
( Camera cuts backstage to Corporate HRDO, John Conning, Sebastian Monroe and various members of the EAW Board of Directors who are in a conference room with refreshments lying around. The Board Members are talking amongst themselves, fellowshipping and pouring drinks until HRDO stands at the middle of the ring and holds up a wine glass. )
HRDO: Gather around everyone, I have something I want to say…
( The corporate suits gather around as John Conning and Sebastian Monroe gather around HRDO with smiles on their faces. )
HRDO: I would like to formally welcome the members of the EAW Board of Directors back into their board seats where they so rightly belong! I would like to hereby propose a toast… a toast to the new regime.
( The board members raise their glasses and some of them take a drink… suddenly a knock is heard on the door, and Mr. DEDEDE enters the room wearing a fitted, well-tailored suit and holding the Answers World Championship. He approaches HRDO with a devious smile on his face, and HRDO wears a smirk on his face as well. )
HRDO: There you are… how does it feel, champ?
Mr. DEDEDE: Pretty damned good.
HRDO: Yeah? … You know why I called you here, right?
DDD: Enlighten me.
HRDO: Well with the Crash Regime out of the way we’re trying to put all of the pieces in the right place, assigning the proper board members to their rightful positions. One position that we have yet to fill, however, is the role of Chairman of the Board.
DDD: … And you want me to do it?
HRDO: What do you say? It was yours to begin with.
DDD: *chuckles* …. I don’t think you want that, HRDO.
HRDO: Why wouldn’t I? You did a hell of a job before. What would make you any less qualified now?
DDD: Oh HRDO, don’t you understand what you’ve done? You dangle my job, my career, my LIVELIHOOD ON THE LINE! You’ve forced me to change the kind of animal I am completely! Do you think after everything I’ve been through, after everything THE BOARD has put me through — do you think I have any intention of serving anyone other than myself ever again??? No my friend, the rabbit has now become the wolf. You pushed me to the brink, you’ve forced me to snap into a dangerous mentality! I’m afraid you’ve created a monster, old pal. You don’t want to weaponize the beast, do you?
HRDO: Fair enough.
DDD: Is that it?
HRDO: I suppose.
DDD: Well I guess I’ll see you around.
( DDD gives another wicked grin, turns around and walks out of the room as HRDO looks on )
( Camera goes up to the stage where a crystal glass podium is set up, and Pierre McGuire is standing at the podium with a big smile on his face as he waves to the crowd )
Pierre McGuire: Good evening folks! Dy Hards and members of the EAW Universe in attendance — it is I, your semi-recurring host for the evening, Pierre McGuire! It is a great privilege to be master of ceremonies for the 8th EVER EAW Awards. And John Conning, HRDO and the good folks over at the Board of Directors have really shaken up the system because for the first time ever we play by YOUR RULES! Tonight is in YOUR control! For the first time ever it is now YOU who get to decide who wins these prestigious awards! Unlike the previous regime, this new regime is one that puts the EAW Universe first and this awards show will be the first of many things to come!
Now you folks have gotten to vote all week long meaning you’ve been waiting for the results all week long, so instead of dilly dallying why don’t we just get into it shall we? The first award tonight will be for the STABLE OF THE YEAR! We’ve seen people from different backgrounds come together and wreck shop in the Land of Elite all year, but only one of them can come out as the undisputed best. Here are your nominees!
( Highlight video shows the work of the stables who have run rampant in EAW this year: Hexa-Gun, RAGNAROK, The Iconomy, House Vendetta, and The Holy Brigades. Camera cuts back to the stage. )
Pierre: And your winner is…
( Pierre opens up the envelope )
Pierre: HEXA-GUN!!!
( “Killing Strangers” by Marilyn Manson hits and Drake & Jones come out wearing fashionable suits while holding their Grand Prix trophies, and Luzmala & Eris LeCava follow them dressed in ring gear as they take the podium and Pierre hands them the Stable of the Year trophies. )
Drake Jaeger: Thank you, thank you! The head honchos, The Mercenaries couldn’t make it tonight but Ti and I would be more than happy to accept this in their place. We are so proud of this achievement, words cannot express our gratitude….. TO OURSELVES for being so great that even the EAW Universe couldn’t help but succumb to the whims of the almighty Hexa-Gun!
Tiberius Jones: We have completely, utterly, entirely, thoroughly DOMINATED the year of 2015, and we look forward to doing more of the same in 2016 thankyouverymuch. And for those of you all mad and bitter about us winning this award as if we haven’t earned it, how about our good pals Eris LeCava and Luzmala go down to that ring, flatten a couple of bugs in seconds flat and remind you exactly WHY Hexa-Gun has been so dominant in the first place. Ciao.
( Drake & Jones take their leave and “Killing Strangers” picks back up )
Stew: Congratulations to Hexa-Gun for winning Stable of the Year. We’re gonna take a short break; we’ll be right back with MORE awards and MORE action!
( COMMERCIAL BREAK )
( Camera returns to the ring where Luzmala is standing in the ring and Eris LeCava is warming up in the ring )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
RA: This match is scheduled for ONE FALL… Introducing first, already in the ring weighing in at a combined weight of 374 pounds. Representing Hexa-Gun…the team of THE EAW VIXENS CHAMPION ERIS LECAVAAAA AND LUZMALAAAAAAA!!
Deadprez: We are back folks and the Stable of the Year winners, Hexa-Gun are set to compete right now. Man, I hate to imagine what Luzmala is going to do to Cloud and Haruna. Just look at the sheer size of the man. Hexa-Gun are one of the most dominant stables in EAW history and Luzmala is just one of the reasons.
(“Renegade” by Stereo Dive Foundation plays over the speakers. The members of Sexy Curry, Haruna and Cloud, walk out to a positive reaction. Cloud looks very up for the match whereas Haruna looks quite disinterested)
RA: Their opponents… weighing in at a combined weight of 240 pounds. The Team of Haruna and Cloud Matsuda….SEXYYYY CURRYYY!
Stew: These two women have been a bit of a strange tag team, I think that’s the best way to put it. Cloud seems very excited that they are a tag team but Haruna, on the other hand, is constantly looking quite disinterested in this tag team.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: Thankfully for Cloud, it looks like Eris is going to be starting this match with her. Both vixens move into the centre of the ring, Cloud goes for a quick grapple but Eris just dodges to the side and slaps Cloud right in the face!
Deadprez: What disrespect shown by Eris! Even more disrespect as she is just laughing right in the face of Cloud, she’s so proud of herself! Cloud doesn’t look too happy, she charges at Eris… THESZ PRESS! Cloud unleashing on Eris! She’s going for forearm after forearm to the temple of Eris! Eris is desperately trying to protect herself using both her arms to shield her face! Cloud is showing a real fiery side here!
Stew: Here comes Luzmala though! Luzmala just grabs Cloud by the back of her top, grabs her off Eris and puts her back down. Luzmala has then just climbed back onto the apron! Cloud looks bewildered. Cloud doesn’t seem to understand why Luzmala just got her off Eris and didn’t actually attack her further. Cloud has now gone back for Eris who is beginning to make her way back to her feet.
Deadprez: Cloud grabs Eris but Eris manages to quickly grab at Cloud’s hair…Eris quickly slams Cloud into the mat using her hair! Very smart thinking by Eris, using Cloud’s own hair against her. Eris is now on the offensive.
Stew: Eris quickly picks Cloud back to her feet, she grabs her by the side and lifts her up… BACKBREAKER! Eris plants Cloud’s back right on her knee, that must not feel good! I think I heard Cloud’s back crack from here!
Deadprez: Eris has now dragged Cloud into the corner and has sat her propped up against that bottom turnbuckle. Eris has quickly made her way to the opposite turnbuckle….she runs at Cloud…low dropkick! Eris managed to connect her boot right into Cloud’s face with some force! Cloud just falls forward straight away and looks a bit dazed. The crowd is booing Eris and she is soaking it in. She is smiling and waving to all the fans!
Stew: Eris has now picked Cloud back up to her feet and has lifted her into a bear hug! Eris has her hands wrapped extremely tight around Cloud and is squeezing so hard! Cloud is looking in real pain here. Eris is just walking around the ring with Cloud in her arms, she is taking her over to her corner that Haruna is in and is just taunting Haruna! She is facing away from Haruna and inviting Cloud to tag her in!
Eris (without mic): OOHH, SO CLOSE
Deadprez: Cloud is just that little bit far away to make the tag and Eris is just laughing at both members of Sexy Curry! Eris has now taken Cloud back into the centre of the ring and is squeezing her even harder! Cloud is beginning to fight though as she is moving about and trying to slip out of Eris’s grasp! Eris seems to be struggling a little bit more now…and Cloud connects with a headbutt! Eris completely loses her grip!
Stew: Eris seems to be panicking and she runs straight at Cloud attempting a clothesline..Cloud ducks and connects with a CLOUD KICKER!! Cloud takes off Eris’ head with that pele kick! Cloud needs to get a tag in now! Cloud is slowly crawling her way towards her corner to make the tag! Haruna surprisingly wants to make the tag here! This is the most interested in this tag team I have ever seen her! Cloud is edging closer and closer!
Deadprez: Eris has managed to make it to her feet though and she has quickly grabbed Cloud’s right foot, she is attempting to drag Cloud from that corner and prevent that tag. Eris tries to pull her away….but Cloud kicks her right in the face! Cloud caught Eris right in the jaw which sent her falling backwards….and Cloud makes the tag to Haruna! Haruna runs straight into the ring and hits a running dropkick on Eris who was just getting to her feet!
Stew: Haruna now bounces off the ropes…legdrop on Eris! Haruna quickly picks Eris back up so she is on both of her knees..Haruna now has began laying into Eris with kick after kick after kick! JEEZ, Eris’ chest is taking a real beating here…Haruna with a final roundhouse kick right to the temple of Eris! Eris just collapses onto the canvas. Out of nowhere Sexy Curry have taken control of this match.
Deadprez: Haruna wants to keep this momentum going…she runs straight at the ropes..springboard…LIONSAULT!.. WAIT NO! Eris got her knees up! Haruna landed right on Eris’ knees and is wincing in pain! Eris quickly manages to scurry across the ring and she’s reached her corner. AND ERIS TAGS IN LUZMALA! OH BOY… Things could get very ugly, very fast. Luzmala looks like he wants to brutalise Haruna and Cloud!
Stew: Luzmala stands over Haruna looking as menacing as ever………. and LUZMALA PULLS HARUNA UP BY HER HAIR! HARUNA IS CALLING TO CLOUD FOR HELP, BUT CLOUD MATSUDA SEEMS FROZEN IN FEAR! NOW LUZMALA HOISTS HER UP WITH A FIST FULL OF HARUNA’S HAIR BY ITS ROOTS AND SOCKS HER IN THE MIDSECTION! NOW LUZMALA FLINGS HARUNA ACROSS THE RING, AND HARUNA IS COUGHING UP A STORM ALREADY! Cloud is looking on frightened, Luzmala is challenging her to come in and Haruna is just trying to get up to her feet… but instead Cloud steps off the apron looking afraid! NOW LUZMALA DRAGS HARUNA UP AND PULLS HER IN… SOMEONE STOP THIS!
Deadprez: DEVASTATING JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB BY LUZMALA TURNING HARUNA INSIDE OUT!!! AND ERIS IS LAUGHING IN GLEE! CLOUD HAS NO INTENTION OF EVEN STEPPING IN THERE! SHE’S LEAVING HARUNA ABANDONED IN THE RING WITH THAT MONSTER, BUT HONESTLY I CAN’T BLAME HER!
Stew: LUZMALA DRAGS HARUNA UP TO HER FEET AGAIN AND GRABS AHOLD OF HER FACE… AND IS FORCING HARUNA TO WATCH AS HER PARTNER IS ABANDONING HER ON THE RAMP, BUT NOT OUT OF MALICE, OUT OF FEAR!
Luzmala: DO YOU SEE NOW??? THERE IS NO LOYALTY IN THIS WORLD. LA MUERTE HAS ARRIVED, AND IT IS HERE FOR YOU.
Stew: LUZMALA YANKS HER IN!!! NO DIOS!!!!!! LEGTRAP SITOUT CHOKESLAM, PLANTING HARUNA INTO THE CANVAS!!! AND LUZMALA COVERS!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “Killing Strangers” by Marilyn Manson hits as Eris LeCava runs in the ring with the Vixens Title and dances over Haruna’s body, and the referee lifts Eris and Luzmala’s arms up before Luzmala yanks his arm away. )
RA: Here are your winnnerrs…. the team of ERIS LECAVA AND LUZMALA!!!
Deadprez: Sickening.
Stew: That was definitely hard to watch… and did you hear what Luzmala said to Haruna before he deliver the final blow? He forced her to watch as her partner abandoned her and told her “there is no loyalty in the world”.
Deadprez: Yeah but Cloud didn’t do it out of malice, Stew. Would YOU step in the ring with Luzmala? Because I sure as hell wouldn’t.
Stew: Fair enough, but the damage has been done. Someone needs to get that poor girl some help.
( Cloud is calling for medical attention as ringside doctors check on Haruna, and Eris & Luzmala take their leave )
( Graphics, images and artwork for Pain for Pride 8 appear on the screen with the words captioned “FPV of the year” while ”Flickers” by Son Lux (Zeds Dead Remix) plays in the background. )
Stew: Well special recognition goes to the award-winning “Greatest Show on Earth” Pain for Pride 8 for winning the fan vote for FPV of the year!
Deadprez: Honestly Stew it was the most incredible event I have ever personally witnessed in my life! Everything from the hype, the theatrics, the high octane action, the drama, passion, the story that was told. It truly was a once in a lifetime event! Something you had to see to believe!
Stew: Well not only was it labeled the “Greatest Show on Earth” but it just may be the greatest show EAW’s ever had! A magical event to say the least; a big thank you goes out to all who participated.
( Camera goes up to the podium where Pierre McGuire is standing with the Rookie of the Year award trophy in his hand )
Pierre: Alright folks time to get into our next award… that being the ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD! Now folks this award is one of the most important awards in all of our categories, this award will go to the newcomer who has made enough of an impact on the EAW Universe to be seen as the upstart with the best performance among all other men or women to enter the Land of Elite in 2015. Here are your nominees:
( Highlight video shows footage of each of the following candidates: J.D. Damon, Tig Kelly, Eris LeCava, Thomas Minns, Mexican Samurai, Pizza Boy, Luzmala, Aria Jaxon, Brett Kennedy, Cailin Dillon, Rhaegar, Drake Jaeger )
( Camera cuts back to the podium where Pierre is handed an envelope )
Pierre: And your winner is…
( Pierre opens it up )
Pierre: THE PIZZA BOY!!!!
( “Paul Revere” by The Beastie Boys plays and Heart Break Boy walks out to the podium wearing church clothes to take the trophy from McGuire. The music dies down. )
Heart Break Boy: Due to the injuries sustained from that hellacious Elimination Chamber match that took place just last weekend, Pizza Boy isn’t able to make it tonight. Quite frankly he hasn’t even been able to stand on his own two feet yet… so I will be accepting this award on his behalf. I would like to thank the EAW Universe for recognizing the hard work and dedication of my trusty partner. I would also like to ask for you all to send your prayers out to Pizza Boy please, he isn’t looking too hot. Thanks again.
( “Paul Revere” picks back up and HBB takes his leave )
( Camera cuts back to the podium where Pierre McGuire is standing again )
Pierre: Alright folks, now for those of you who have been a fan of EAW television for many years such as myself, you know that while EAW’s main course is it’s breathtaking in-ring action, EAW also provides a great deal of DRAMA, SUSPENSE, TWISTS, TURNS — the whole 9. EAW offers riveting television on a weekly basis; however, there are a select few moments that went above in beyond in rustling our feathers and completely throwing us for a loop. Each year moments like these are highlighted and put on a pedestal, and who better to decide which of these moments shocked us the most than YOU — the loyal customer?
Here are your candidates for SHOCKING MOMENT OF THE YEAR!
( Video package comes up on the screen showing a compilation package for Shocking Moment of the Year: Dynasty being killed at Pain for Pride 8, Zack Crash crowning himself EAW Champion, Scott Diamond winning the HOF title, Grand Rampage having co-winners, Athena Vendetta’s reveal, Hexa-Gun’s debut and swerve on Zack Crash, Lioncross signing with EAW and HBB superkicking him with it, Devan Dubian winning the AWC in his home country, Cameron winning the Interwire Title, Ryan Savage turning on Mr. DEDEDE, Dark Demon assaulting Diamond Cage’s wife, Alex Anderson losing to FD and retiring only to screw over Dynasty Wrestling… and finally, Zack Crash being driven out of power. )
( Camera returns to the podium where Pierre is handed the envelope )
Pierre: And the winner is….. DYNASTY BEING KILLED AT PAIN FOR PRIDE 8!
( “Dynasty” by Miia plays on the speakers for a brief moment as highlights of the moment during the Brand Survival Triple Threat are shown )
Stew: It certainly was one of the most shocking, disturbing and repulsive moments I had ever personally witnessed. Even I had a hard time containing my professionalism during all of this — Zack Crash deliberately abused his power and forced Dynasty to close its doors, but I doubt he had any idea what this would eventually cause! I doubt Crash EVER expected a fight like we gave-
( The music/highlights cut off… “Outlaw” by Disciple hits as the crowd gives off a gigantic sea of boo’s. Zack Crash walks out wearing a black suit with a scowl on his face and a look of evil in his eyes as he approaches the podium and shoos McGuire off the stage. His music dies down and he waits for the crowd to settle down their boo’s before speaking into the mic. )
Crowd: NANANANA, NANANANA, HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE! (CLAP)
Zack Crash: …..
Crowd: NANANANA, NANANANA, HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE! (CLAP)
Crash: ……….. NEWSFLASH DIMWITS, ZACK CRASH ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE!!!
( Crash takes a moment to collect himself )
Crash: So…….. you REALLY thought what I did to Dynasty at Pain for Pride was shocking??????
( Long pause )
Crash: Just wait. Wait until you see what I do to Jacob Senn tonight.
( Zack Crash starts maniacally laughing, and he takes the Shocking Moment of the Year award trophy and leaves the stage with it — but not before throwing up a final middle finger to everyone in the crowd before exiting through the curtain. )
( Camera pans to the commentators table with Stew-O and Deadprez joined by Brett Kennedy )
( ‘’Higher Ground’’ by AC/DC plays as Lioncross makes his way down to the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following is set for one fall, First, making his way down to the ring …..LIONCROSSSSS!!!!!!!!
( ‘’Nothing Left To Fear’’ – Slash plays as Vic Vendetta slowly makes his way down to the ring )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent… VIIIIIIICCCC VEEEEEEEEEEEENDETTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Deadprez: Both men circle each other here as they lock up but Vic shoves Lioncross away as he stares at him …Vic smirks as Lioncross isn’t sure what to do and sends a fist right towards Vic! And another fist! And another! Vic is just standing there as Lioncross is sending shots into Vic as Vic stumbles into the ropes as Lioncross grabs him and looks for the Irish-whip but Vic counters with a LARIAT!!! LIONCROSS HITS THE MAT!!! Vic grabs the head of Lioncross and lifts him up and pulls him in — swinging neckbreaker! Vic gets up to his knees and laughs as he gets up to his feet and drops an elbow on Lioncross! Vic gets up to his feet and lifts Lioncross up and WHIPS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND VIC CHARGES AT HIM WITH A TURNBUCKLE CLOTHESLINE!!!! BUT LIONCROSS DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY AND CONNECTS WITH AN ENZIGURI!!! Vic stumbles through the ropes and hits the ground as Lioncross rolls out of the ring and lifts up Vic, looking at Brett who winks at him …
Stew: And Lioncross lifts Vic up and connects with an European uppercut! Lioncross rolls Vic back into the ring as he tries rolling back into the r—-WAIT, WATCH OUT!!!!!! BRETT KENNEDY DRAGS LIONCROSS OUT OF THE RING AND THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS SHOULDER FIRST!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Jake Mercer: Lioncross is down as Brett CHARGES AND DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE HEAD OF LIONCROSS WHICH SMACKS OFF THE STEPS!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! Brett Kennedy is sending a HUGE message here to Lioncross who looks out of it as he lifts Lioncross up and RAMS LC INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!! LIONCROSS IS OUT OF IT!!! Brett walks up the ramp, smirking to himself as Lioncross is knocked out cold …
( COMMERCIAL BREAK )
( Programming returns from the break as “The Stroke” is echoing throughout the arena, with Showdown General Manager James Shields already in the ring. )
Deadprez: We are back to the annual EAW Awards Show and here is the announcement we’ve been waiting for ALL night long. Shields has been hyping up a HUGE signing to the Showdown roster for quite some time now. And tonight is the night he is officially brought in! I’m just JUMPING with excitement.
Stew: I don’t see you jumping, liar.
Deadprez: It’s an expression, dude. Nonetheless, it looks as if the face of Showdown is ready to speak, let’s hear him!
( Music sounds out and the crowd begins to boo Shields heavily. )
Shields: Well ladies and gentlemen, it wasn’t easy, but I can say officially, THAT I GOT IT DONE. Showdown, and Elite Answers Wrestling, are welcoming a world class signing to its rosters. And before anybody asks, no, El Landerson is NOT coming to Showdown. I’m good at negotiating, but I’m not THAT good. So with that said, let’s get this contract in my hand signed, as we introduce to you…
( James Shields points towards the entrance ramp, as the crowd intensely looks that way… )
Shields: On second thought, first let me give you a REMINDER, a HINT if you will…
He is a decorated, former world champion…
He might have even won a few EAW Awards himself in recent memory…
You could say he is BOLD, POLARIZING…
Ladies and GENTLEMEN… THE BEHEMOTH…
-LIKE REPUTATION OF…
( “SAIL” … )
… ( “SAIL”… )
( Drastik emerges from the curtain as the crowd jumps to their feet, in shock and awe. He gives a bow, before surveying the crowd, and welcoming the mixed reception he receives. )
Deadprez: BAH GAWD!!! BAH GAWD!!!! IT’S ACTUALLY HIM, IT’S DRASTIK! HE IS HERE, HE IS BACK IN EAW! I NEVER THOUGHT WE’D SEE THIS DAY AGAIN! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE POLITICS WERE PUSHED ASIDE, EGOS WASHED AWAY, AS DRASTIK IS HERE!!!
“…This is how I show my love… I made it in my mind because… I blame it on my A.D.D baby…”
“…This is how an angel dies… I blame it on my own supply… Blame it on my A.D.D baby…”
“…SAIL!!! SAIL!!! SAIL!!! SAIL!!! SAIL!!!…”
( Drastik enters the ring and shakes hands with Shields, before being handed the microphone by Shields himself… )
Shields: The floor is yours…
( The fans begin to chant “BEST… IN THE WORLD” as Drastik finally speaks. )
Drastik: …BEST.
IN THE WORLD!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, the myth is no more, your aspirations finally realized, the return of the most polarizing man in EAW History… Yours truly.
Now I’ll keep this short, for I think this time around I’ll let my actions do the talking. Then again… Perhaps not. Nonetheless, I just wanted to speak as to why I have returned. There are so many questions, and I won’t answer them all. In due time perhaps, but I proved once before, that I can be the best in the world: And I’m ready to provide that proof once more.
Many make claim that Y2Impact, Jaywalker, Mr. DEDEDE, the Heart Break Boy are the best around. I argue, those select individuals only have that reputation due to longevity. I AM on that level, regardless of my time spent AWAY from EAW. I proved it by winning the 24/7 Battle Royal at Pain For Pride. AND I’M GOING TO REPEAT HISTORY AGAIN, AS I’VE BEEN PROMISED A SPOT IN THE KING OF ELITE TOURNAMENT. AND I’M GOING TO WIN THAT TOO…
( James Shields looks on confused. )
…ON DYNASTY.
( Drastik grabs the contract out of Shields’ hands and throws it out of the crowd. )
Drastik: Sorry James, but there’s one thing you have to understand. I make my own rules, and I do what’s best for me. And considering the roster over there, let’s be honest, my chances are most maximized then. You thought you could make this a big signing for your brand, when all the headlines about Drastik will be how fast he gets to the top… AGAIN.
And there’s NOT a damn thing YOU can do about it, YOU, YOU, or YOU… As I know I will have many enemies at my doorstep again. Many jealous of my rocket ship to the promised land…
But they’ll just have to deal with it. Authority, peer, make no matter. So EAW let me REINTRODUCE myself…
I go by the name of DRASTIK… And you’re BOUND to see, why they call me…
THE BEST, the TRUE BEST, IN THE WORLD.
See you on Friday Nights…
( Drastik drops the microphone as “Sail” echoes… And Drastik pats Shields on the back before passing him and leaving the ring. )
Deadprez: WOW! DRASTIK HAS COME TO DYNASTY WRESTLING! Guys like him nver change, they never change. Shields probably pulled a lot of strings just to get him back into EAW, knowing the RISK factor. Never rely on Drastik, he’s bound to screw you over for himself.
Stew: But bah GAWD he’s back! He may have duped Showdown’s General Manager… But Dynasty has definitely gotten stronger. And who knows, come King of Elite, we may see him in the finals! My lord!!
( Camera fades elsewhere as Drastik bows to the crowd once more, before the camera fades.. )
( Camera cuts to the podium with gold lights shining on it as Pierre McGuire approaches it, and the camera zooms in on the Match of the Year trophy )
Pierre McGuire: Ladies and Gentlemen this next award may very well be the most prestigious. EAW is home to the most talented workers this industry has to offer. Out of the thousands of match ups that take place here in Elite Answers Wrestling, only a select few have been able to stand out so much that they are revisited by fans and critics alike. These matches are contests that have been critically acclaimed across the board — here are the nominees for MATCH OF THE YEAR.
( Highlight video shows up of epic spots and sequences from each match as they appear on the screen: EAW Tag Team Championship Glass Gauntlet (House of Glass), Norman Hellion vs. Lannister (Grand Rampage), Xavier Williams vs. Jamie O’Hara vs. Matt Miles (Showdown: Redemption), Mr. DEDEDE vs. Tyler Parker (King of Elite), War Games (Territorial Invasion), Ares Vendetta vs. King Lannister (Pain For Pride), Brian Daniels vs. Alex Anderson (Territorial Invasion), Jaywalker vs. Tyler Parker (House of Glass), Ares Vendetta vs. Methuselah (Reckless Wiring), Cameron Ella Ava vs. Scott Diamond I Quit Match (Reckless Wiring), ELITE Triple Threat: Devan Dubian vs. Starr Stan vs. Brian Daniels for the Answers World Championship (Pain for Pride) )
( Camera returns to the arena where Pierre McGuire is handed an envelope )
Pierre: It was certainly a STACKED list of nominations and the match that won was decided by .1 percent… but there can only be one winner… the Award for 2015 MATCH OF THE YEAR goes to…..
( Pierre opens the envelope )
Pierre: DEVAN DUBIAN VS. STARR STAN VS. BRIAN DANIELS: THE ”ELITE” TRIPLE THREAT MATCH! PAIN FOR PRIDE 8!
( Images of the match are shown on the titantron… soon after, “2nd Sucks” by A Day To Remember hits as Starr Stan walks out from the back wearing a suit and tie, and he approaches the podium to the approval of the crowd. Pierre shakes his hand and hands him the MOTY trophy, and Starr’s music dies down. )
Starr Stan: Thank you. I’d like to thank EAW for inviting me to this ceremony. It is my honor and my pleasure to be the one to accept this Match of the Year award, and I’m grateful to the EAW Universe for choosing this match as MOTY. I have always taken great pride in my abilities as a technical wrestler, and after years and years of having amazing matches that weren’t able to make the cut, it’s a distinguished honor to finally have a prize like this under my belt; even if I didn’t necessarily come out of the match the winner.
You know who else I’d like to thank? I also want to thank Brian Daniels and Devan Dubian, because they put on equally an amazing performance and of course it was Dubian who came out on top. While the three of us may never see eye to eye or be on the same page ever again, I think I speak for all three of us when I say that we challenged each other in that ring physically and mentally. We let it all hang out for the world to see, and I’m just glad it’s being recognized. Thank you.
( Starr raises the trophy and walks off as “2nd Sucks” picks back up )
(DING! DING! DING!)
RA: The following contest is being scheduled for one fall…………AND IT IS FOR THE E-A-W PURE CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(“Paris Is Burning” by St. Vincent blasts through the speakers, as a determined Kenny Drake ascends forth towards the stage. He takes a menacing look at the roaring crowd, before chuckling to himself.)
RA: Introducing first, the Challenger, billing from Portland, Oregon, weighing in at 200 pounds………….KKKKEEENNNNYYYYYY DDDRRRAAAKKKKEEEEEEEEE!!
Stew: Kenny Drake officially makes his first appearance LIVE at the EAW Awards Show in the renown AT&T Center. A lot of hype has been created for this man these past number of weeks, with critics buzzing that he is truly in fact one for the future of EAW.
Deadprez: He may be billed as the future, but can he receive one of the greatest bills of Elite Answers Wrestling by becoming the Pure Champion? The kid got the talent, but you just cannot neglect and abandon the man that has been making all the powerful statements lately for EAW as of late….and that is my man….
(“Love the Way You Hate Me” by Like A Storm echos thunderously throughout the arena, as the crowd boos heavily for the approaching J.D. Damon. He slowly struts his way down the ramp, grinning at the people in attendance while raising the Pure Championship up in the air.)
RA: And the Champion billing from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 220 pounds…….HE IS “THE ULTIMATE DISHARMONY”……..JJJJJ DDDDDDDD DDDAAAAAMMMMMOOOONNNNNNN!!
Deadprez: Now that is my man right there! J.D. Damon has been a prominent figure for EAW these past couple of months, ever since winning that emphatic Pure Championship Number One Contender’s tournament match two months ago at Voltage. Since then, he has seized and laid to rest most of his adversaries, resulting to the fact that he is our EAW Pure Champion. If Kenny Drake manages to make an upset here tonight, then I’ll certainly most be damned.
(J.D. Damon walks up towards the steel steps, as a focused Kenny Drake remains in the corner, with eyes staring intensifyingly at the Pure Championship.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: The match is underway, and both competitors are se—-wait a minute! J.D. Damon immediately goes over towards the other side of the ring, signalling the timekeeper to hand over the Pure Championship?! What in the world……!?!?
Deadprez: Calm down, Stew! Let this man have his moment!
(J.D. Damon raises the EAW Pure Championship up in the air once more, as the fans now boo more powerfully and loud from before.)
Deadprez: Finally, J.D. Damon hands over the title back to the timekeeper, and he t—-HOLD ON! KENNY DRAKE IMMEDIATELY WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND J.D. DAMON! DAMON IS TRYING TO SQUEAL HIS WAY OUT OF THIS, BUT DRAKE ISN’T LETTING GO! HE LIFTS DAMON UP FROM HIS FEET………OH MY GOD! THE KILLING JOKE! THE LIFTING SINGLE ARM DDT CONNECTS EMPHATICALLY ONTO J.D. DAMON!! DAMON IS SENT AWAY SO QUICKLY, AS DRAKE SCURRIES FOR THE PIN!
Ref: ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!………..TWWWOOOOOOOO!!!…………THHREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew: NO, DAMON POWERS HIS WAY OUT IN THE LAST DIRE SECOND! DRAKE IS STUNNED AS HE AT HIS SET OF HAIR, LOOKING ACROSS A CRAWLING J.D. DAMON!
Deadprez: Damon is crawling towards the ropes for some support…..BUT DRAKE WITH A DEVASTATING KICK TO HIS ABDOMEN! DAMON FLIPS BACK AND FORTH IN PAIN, AS DRAKE REMAINS WITH THE FIERCE LOOK ON HIS EYES! HE WALKS OVER TO DAMON ONCE MORE…..AND HE PLANTS HIS BOOT RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF DAMON’S FACE, AND DAMON IS FEEL THE PRESSURE IN HIS FIRST TITLE DEFENSE HERE TONIGHT!
Stew: The referee immediately intervenes, grabbing onto Kenny Drake’s arm as he enforces the rules to Drake once more. Drake nods his head in accordance……..BUT HE RESUMES RIGHT AWAY STOMPING HIS BOOT UP AND DOWN ON THE HEAD OF J.D. DAMON! THERE IS NO PATH TO ESCAPE FOR J.D. DAMON, AS HE JUST LIES DOWN ON THE CANVAS EMBRACING THE PAIN!
Deadprez: Kenny Drake is DEFINITELY giving off a huge and powerful aura here tonight in his first ever title match in EAW. A win here against J.D. Damon, and becoming the NEW Pure Champion would certainly boost his morale to uncontrollable heights!
Stew: FINALLY, Kenny Drake backs away from the already-battered J.D. Damon, and he turns around and opens his arms out wide, being received by shocking applause from the fans in attendance. Drake is real—
Deadprez: LOOK OUT DRAKE! DAMON IMMEDIATELY GRABS ONTO DRAKE’S LEGS, AND HE GRABS HIS TIGHTS AND ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE SURPRISE PIN! DRAKE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!
Ref: ONNNNEEEEEEE!!!………..TWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!……………
Deadprez: DAMON IS GRABBING THE LEGS OF KENNY DRAKE! HE HAS HIM!
Ref: THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew: NO! DRAKE MANAGES TO FORCE DAMON OUT OF THE PIN WITH HIS LEGS, AND DAMON IS ROCKED ACROSS THE RING! DAMON IMMEDIATELY GETS UP, AND HE RUSHES FORWARD TOWARDS A SEATED KEVIN DRAKE……..AND HE STRIKES HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE SKULL! DRAKE IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS, AS DAMON ONCE AGAIN GOES DOWN LOOKING TO RETAIN!
Ref: ONNNNNEEEEEE!!!……………..TWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!……………..
Deadprez: BUT DRAKE MANAGES TO GET HIS HAND TOWARDS THE BOTTOM ROPE! THE PIN IS BROKEN, BUT DAMON THINKS OTHERWISE AS HE STILL CONTINUES TO PIN DRAKE! HE FINALLY LETS GO, THINKING THAT HE HAS WON THIS CONTEST!
Stew: Damon looks over and realizes his mistake, as he quickly rushes towards the ropes, stomping at the hands of Kevin Drake! A little payback from earlier with his head! Drake cries out in pain, as Damon continues continues to show no mercy for his opponent!
Deadprez: Damon quickly picks up Drake once more, and he grabs his hand and yanks him forward…….AND HE CRASHES STRAIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! DRAKE YELLS OUT IN PAIN AS HE BENDS HIS BACK DOWN WHILE RICOCHETING OFF….BUT DAMON GRABS HIS HAND ONCE MORE…… AND HE YANKS HIM ACROSS THE RING TOWARD THE OPPOSITE TURNBUCKLE! DRAKE’S HEAD BOUNCES INTO THE STEEL TURNBUCKLE EMPHATICALLY, AND I AM AFRAID DRAKE’S FOREHEAD IS BUSTED OPEN!
Stew: Can you blame Damon, though? A stupid mistake as soon as the match started would have taken all that represented him away. If he truly wants that Pure Championship to stay with him longer, got to show your killer instinct.
Deadprez: Still, blood in a Pure title match? Who would have thought! Damon now rushes towards the opposite corner of the ring, breathing quite heavily as he looks over at Kenny Drake, standing lifelessly next to the turnbuckle. Damon rushes forward with speed……..AND HE NAILS DRAKE WITH A RUNNING DISCUS ELBOW SMASH STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD OF DRAKE! THIS TIME, DRAKE COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE MAT, AND DAMON MIGHT HAVE FINISHED HIM OFF WITH THAT MOVE! HE HOOKS HIS LEG!
Ref: ONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!………TWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!…………
Stew: NOOO! KENNY DRAKE MANAGES TO BREAK OUT OF THE PIN ONCE AGAIN, AND DAMON IS STOMPING UP AND DOWN IN TOTAL ANGER! HE GRABS THE REFEREE’S SHIRT WITH INTENSE, AS THE REF IS TRYING TO GET HIM OFF! DAMON SHOVES THE REFEREE AWAY, AND HE GOES BACK TOWARDS DRAKE…….AND DRAKE WITH A RIGID PUNCH TO THE GUT OF DAMON! DAMON BENDS DOWN IN PAIN, AND DRAKE LAUNCHES ANOTHER PUNCH, THIS TIME ACROSS THE FACE OF DAMON! DAMON IS ROCKED BACK AWAY, WHILE DRAKE TAKES A SMALL BREATHER MOMENTARILY!
Deadprez: Damon groggily moves back and forth…..AND HE CHARGES AT DRAKE ONCE MORE…..BUT DRAKE RAISES BOTH LEGS UP, BOOTING HIM OUT OF THE WAY! DAMON’S BOTTOM LIP IS BUSTED UP! DAMON PLACES HIS FINGERS ON HIS LIP, AND NOTICES THE BLOOD POURING FROM HIS LIP DOWN TO HIS CHIN! HIS EYES NOW BRIGHTENS, AND HE CHARGES AT DRAKE ONCE MORE……….BUT DRAKE WITH AN EVASIVE SIDE STEP…….AND HE STRIKES HIM WITH THE SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK ONTO DAMON! DAMON IS DROPPED FACE FIRST TO THE CANVAS, AND DRAKE DROPS ON BOTH KNEES WITH FATIGUE! WHAT A CONTEST SO FAR!
Stew: Drake crawls over slowly towards the corner, as Damon isn’t moving a bare inch across the ring. Drake extends his hand onto the top rope, as he drags himself up on his feet! He climbs up the turnbuckle slowly and steadily, as the fans all get on their feet up with excitement! Kenny Drake faces the crowd, and he jumps….WAIT! DAMON QUICKLY GETS BACK UP ON HIS FEET! DRAKE WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS……BUT DAMON EQUALIZES WITH A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER IN MID-AIR! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! WHAT A PERFECTLY STRUCTURE MOVE BY J.D. DAMON, AS DRAKE’S ENTIRE BODY IS SHAKING! GOODNESS ME, WHAt A MOVE!
Deadprez: DAMON CRAWLS OVER TO DRAKE, AND HE GRABS DRAKE’S RIGHT HAND AND BENDS IT BACK, WHILE TYING HIS HANDS TOGETHER OVER DRAKE’S HEAD! J.D. DAMON WITH THE SILENCING OF THE CRITICS! THE ARM TRAP CROSSFACE HAS DRAKE DEADLOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! DRAKE IS SCREAMING ALL SORT OF HOOPLA AS DAMON IS ROCKING BACK AND FORTH, ADDING MORE AND MORE PRESSURE! DRAKE’S BUSTED HEAD OOZES OUT BLOOD ALL OVER HIS FACE, AS HE TRIES TO CRAWL OV—-NO! HE TAPS! HE TAPS! KEVIN DRAKE JUST TAPPED OUT! DAMON RETAINS!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Love The Way You Hate Me” by Like A Dream surges through the speakers, as J.D. Damon falls immediately flat on his back on top of an unmoving Kenny Drake.)
RA: And here is your winner……. AND STILL EAW PURE CHAMPION………J.D DAMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: What a fantastic showing from two BRILLIANT upstarts from Voltage!
Deadprez: NONE of them are even moving, that was how far these two were willing to go in order to have that EAW Pure Championship around their individual waists! Kenny Drake nearly stole a mighty victory in the opening seconds of the match, but J.D. Damon rebounded straight away and dominated most of the match! But MAN….that double knee facebreaker onto Kenny Drake in mid-air?!?! J.D. Damon just continues to surprise us all day in and day out! Congratulations to both men here tonight, but amazing job by the Champion, J.D. Damon!
(The camera pans over at J.D. Damon who is exiting the ring while hoding up his title, as several sectors of the crowd applaud sincerely while chanting E-A-W)
( COMMERCIAL BREAK )
( Camera returns to the AT&T Center, showing shots of the crowd )
Deadprez: We’re back to a sellout crowd at the AT&T Center for the annual EAW Awards event hosted to you by DYNASTY WRESTLING!
Stew: Let’s now take a look now at some more award winners that were announced during commercials.
( Awards Show music comes on as graphics begin to display on the screen for the following compilation award announcements … )
( Congratulations to the winners of the Tag Team of the Year award…. THE MERCENARIES! )
( Congratulations to the winner of the Next Up in 2016 award…. AREN MSTISLAV! )
( And congratulations to the winner of the Promoer of the Year …. KING LANNISTER! )
( Camera cuts back to the podium where Pierre McGuire is standing by with a rather disinterested look on his face )
Pierre: Ooookay, I’m gonna try to get this one over with in a hurry. The next award is for Bust of the Year! This award needs no further explanation, nor does it need any clarification, nor do the nominees need to be announced. The winner of the award for Bust of the Year is VANCE TYBULL! (clap#)
Pierre: Anyways, moving on —
( “Riot Maker” by Tech N9ne hits and Pierre McGuire facepalms as Vance Tybull walks out with tears in his eyes, and snatches the Bust of the Year trophy away from Pierre )
Vance Tybull: Give me that! What, you thought I wasn’t going to be here to accept my award!?
Pierre: Can someone get him out of here?
Vance: That’s right folks, I won Bust of the Year. You happy?? Did you get what you wanted?? I get a nice gold trophy for doing what no one had the balls to do, and that’s putting the establishment in it’s place!
Pierre: Actually, Vance… the trophy isn’t made out of gold, it’s made of playdough…
Vance: Excuse me!?
( Vance grabs the trophy, but his hand squeezes through it and Vance starts huffing and puffing with his face glowing red as tears begin to well up in his eyes )
Vance: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK I’M TALKING ABOUT! THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I BUSTED! THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I LEFT! I MAKE TIME OUT OF MY DAY TO COME HERE BECAUSE I LOVE BUSTING AND INSTEAD EAW KEEPS ON FEEDING ME BULLSHIT AND BLOWING SMOKE UP MY ASS, BUT I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE! I mean c’mon. Playdough!? Did you people honestly think this would be funny!?
Pierre: Vance, we need to move on.
Vance: SHUT UP, PIERRE. YOU THINK YOUR IDEAS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING GOOD, BUT THEY’RE NOT.
Pierre: But it wasn’t even my–
Vance: SHUT UP! *wiping away tears* Anyways … anyways you know what I find it funny, in fact I can’t help but laugh like a little bitchmade school girl. Why? Because I won. EAW couldn’t control me! EAW didn’t know how to book me right! They had me facing Carlos in an MMA match for gods sakes! Don’t they know I’m too much of a pussy for MMA!? :@ YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS!!! That’s why I up and left; so I could open my own Fed and book myself better! The name of my fed, for those who don’t know is “CWF” — Crybull Wrestling Federation. Applications are still available–
( Security surrounds Vance )
Vance: WAIT! I WASN’T FINISHED!!! I WASN’T FINISHED!!!
Pierre: Get him out of here!
( Vance is dragged away by security )
Vance: (off-mic) FUCK THIS! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR STUPID AWARD! FUCK THIS WHOLE COMPANY! I QUIT!
( Vance is dragged away by security )
Deadprez: He doesn’t even go here!
Pierre: *sigh* I apologize for that, folks. Let’s just take it up to the ring…
( Beast (Southpaw Remix) by Rob Bailey plays as The Iconomy comes out along with Maxwell Dachs and Nick Angel, receiving heavy boos as they make their way to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: The following is a ten man tag team match and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, they are the team of JJ Silva….Chris Elite….Greg Ward…..Nick Angel and Maxwell Dachs!
Stew-O: These five men all share common goals, they believe they are on whole other level of ability and are determined to be successful in wrestling no matter the cost. You have the man who goes against corporate agendas, Nick Angel. The leader of DCW, Maxwell Dachs, and of course the group that has had an incredible strong hold over Dynasty, The Iconomy. There may be some wild personalities in this bunch but when you break it down, they’re pretty similar. That similarity is what helps in creating a great team and might just get them a victory tonight!
(“Schism” by Tool starts to play as Eclipse Diemos, Kerry Keller, Carson Ramsay and The Higher Power come out together side by side, stopping at the stage to stare across at their opponents.)
Ring Announcer: And their opponents! They are the team of The Higher Power…… Eclipse Diemos……… Kerry Keller….and Carson Ramsay!!!!!
Deadprez: If you want to talk about sharing a common goal, how about you take a look at these guys! They have a goal alright, they want to tear their opponents apart! All of them have their own individual problems with those guys! Carson and Nick have been at each other’s throats since Shock Value, Kerry has taken more than his fair share of abuse from Maxwell Dachs, The Higher Power have had a lot to say about The Iconomy, and as for Eclipse and The Iconomy, do we even need to say anything! He’s out for revenge! This is personal for everyone involved and has all the makings to be the most chaotic match we’ll see all night!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: The bell rings and we are underway with this ten man tag! There’s a lot of debate amongst the two teams on who should start as they try to co-exist and put together some kind of strategy, but Nick Angel isn’t one for team work! He brushes past his team mates before they can come to a conclusion and steps forward in the middle of the ring with confidence. He beckons for one of his opponents, telling them to bring it on and fight! Carson Ramsay is the one to answer the call there and Nick’s whole expression immediately changes! Carson charges at Nick and almost takes his head off with a clothesline! Nick Angel scrambles up back to his feet to retaliate but is then met with a dropkick! He gets on a knee and looks up to see Carson Ramsay rushing for him once more! Ramsay with the Thesz Press and then a series of punches to Nick, trying to even the score with his rival! Nick slides out of his clutches but Carson Ramsay is on his tail! Back elbow by Nick to try and get some separation! A step up enzuigiri for good measure which knocks Carson off of his feet! Nick gets up and starts to talk some trash from winning that exchange! He walks off to his corner, but Carson shows some life, turns Nick around and pops him in the mouth with a European uppercut! Nick holds his jaw in pain and wobbles into a kick to the gut! Nick is hunched over as Carson Ramsay jumps over his body to stack him up for a sunset flip!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!……..KICKOUT!!!!
Deadprez: Nick Angel powers out of it as Carson Ramsay goes to transition right into his next move! He picks up Nick Angel to go for a suplex, but Nick escapes it and ends up right behind him! He does a quick roll to his team in retreat and tags in one of his unexpecting partners, forcing Maxwell Dachs into this match! Maxwell saw what Carson can do and is at first hesitant to enter the ring, he gets between the ropes and walks in with caution. Carson and Dachs motion for a lock up, but as soon as the two engage in the tie up, Carson overpowers Dachs and flings him down to the mat! Maxwell Dachs will not let that disrespect be taken lightly, he gains some more fire inside of him and goes on the attack! He ducks under Carson’s swing and delivers a head scissors takeover! Maxwell may mess around at times but make no mistake about it he can wrestle with the best of them! OH! Dachs with a hard boot to the side of the head! He takes Carson off of the mat, Snap DDT by Dachs! Carson rolls over and heads to his corner, Gabriel Eden then reaches down and tags himself in! Eden remains on the apron and scales the top rope as fast as he can but Dachs runs up and joins him at the top!
Stew-O: Gabriel Eden pushes him off right as he gets to the top rope! Lucky for Maxwell Dachs, he lands on his feet! He looks up at Gabriel Eden who is perched on that rope! He dives off! Maxwell Dachs evades it and gets him in a waist lock for a German suplex! Gabriel Eden flips over and lands on his feet as well! Gabriel Eden with a couple chops to the chest before bouncing Dachs off the ropes and catching him when he rebounds! He throws Maxwell Dachs in the air and leaves him to fall flat on his face! Maxwell Dachs holds his sternum as Gabriel Eden comes up to him for a modified reverse STO while he’s on his knees! Gabriel has him down and is looking to pick up some running momentum, he backs away into the ropes but makes the mistake of choosing the wrong side of the ring! JJ Silva picks his spot and pulls back the middle rope, causing Eden to fall out of the ring! Gabriel Eden is now on the outside in enemy territory, he shakes it off and gets to his feet but here comes JJ Silva looking to capitalize!
Deadprez: He runs up the apron and hits Gabriel Eden in the jaw with a penalty kick! The referee runs up to him and gives him an earful, but as they bicker JJ gives Chris Elite the go ahead to chime in with his own attack! Chris Elite leaps off the apron and comes down with a frog splash to the outside on Eden! That smack as Eden was sandwiched between Elite and the concrete did not sound good at all! Eden is coughing up a storm and it looks like it might not be over for him as Greg Ward wants to help too — but no, Eclipse Diemos and Daniel Marshall won’t allow this as they come from around the corner and scare off Eden’s attackers, stopping them from doing any further damage! You just know Eclipse Diemos is looking for ANY reason to go at it with his former Iconomy comrades! The Iconomy backs off as Nick Angel looks to ease the tension by dropping down and tossing Gabriel Eden back into the ring, but at this point Eden has already been thoroughly beaten down from his visit to the outside! Gabriel Eden makes a feeble attempt to push himself back up, but Maxwell Dachs gets him from his blind spot and piles on with a swinging neckbreaker! Maxwell Dachs gets on top of Gabriel Eden now and covers!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!….TWOOOOOOO!!!!…..KICKOUT!!!!!!
Stew-O: Gabriel Eden gets the shoulder up just in the nick of time! Maxwell Dachs goes to bring him back up to his feet, but Eden surprises him with a Muay Thai style knee to the bridge of the nose! Gabriel Eden has gotten some space but Maxwell Dachs pulls himself back together and closes the gap between the two as he drags Gabriel Eden back over to his team’s corner and tags in JJ Silva! Dachs and Silva take full advantage of that five count between tags as Dachs holds Eden back and lets Silva come at him with a forearm at full speed! JJ Silva is now taking over this operation, picking Gabriel Eden up in Fireman’s carry position so he can deliver a rolling senton! JJ goes for some mounted punches but the referee is already on him for earlier, JJ quickly puts a stop to the closed fists and instead rears back his knee, plunging it deep into the stomach of Gabriel! Gabriel sits up in pain but JJ presses him right back down to the ground and goes for a second, even more vicious blow! Gabriel has been tired out as JJ pulls him up by the arms and slings him over his shoulder! Running powerslam connects! Gabriel’s partners are itching for that tag, trying to cheer their partner on! Gabriel reaches out but JJ stays on him and does a rake to the back!
Deadprez: JJ Silva has Gabriel Eden is a side headlock now, forcing him to get up by bringing him up by his head! JJ hits the ropes with Gabriel still in his clutches….and delivers a bulldog! JJ gets up now and walks over to his partner Greg Ward who has been practically begging for a tag! Greg gets what he wants and then jumps over the ropes! Greg is absolutely ecstatic as he waits in the corner, watching Gabriel get back to his feet! Gabriel returns to his vertical base and Greg Ward runs right at him! Greg gets on his shoulders and goes to spike him for a reverse hurricanrana! NO! Gabriel Eden pushes him off as Greg Ward falls forward onto his feet! Gabriel grabs him by the tights and delivers a overhead German Suplex that sends Greg Ward flying! Gabriel Eden kips up and goes straight to his corner, tagging Eclipse Diemos in! Eclipse Diemos is now face to face with Greg Ward, one of the men involved with the Iconomy, the guy who stole his spot in the stable! Greg Ward doesn’t look so hot now! Greg Ward is stunned, unable to react quick enough as Eclipse Diemos rushes in and goes right for the kill shot! GLASGOW SMILE RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE! THE DISCUS LARIAT CONNECTS WITH AS MUCH FURY AS DIEMOS COULD MUSTER BEHIND IT! Eclipse Diemos looks down stone faced, he’s not even going for the cover! He leans down to level with Ward but Chris Elite and Maxwell Dachs drag his body right out of the ring as the rest of their team stall for time and think up a new game plan!
Stew-O: They won’t be able to get away with that though! Diemos moves out of the way and lets his partners get in the ring! Daniel Marshall and Kerry Keller have joined the fray, shooting out of the ring with bullet-like quickness for dual suicide dives! Nick Angel was the one member of his team that managed to get the hell out of dodge, but as he runs around ringside, Carson Ramsay is there waiting for him! Rights and lefts are being exchanged between the two! Carson is getting the better of the exchange until Nick cuts him off with a kick to the shin! Nick turns Carson around following that and sends Carson into the barricade with a back suplex before sending him barreling into the steel steps! Nick Angel is a man obsessed with destroying Carson! He measures Carson, waiting for him to get up! THE GROUND ZERO! No, Carson pushes him off into the apron! Nick climbs up it to get away but Carson holds on to him and gets on the apron himself! Hit to the midsection by Carson, Nick is pulled in! THE FAITHFUL 89 ON THE RING APRON! THAT TIGER DRIVER TAKES NICK ANGEL OUT OF COMMISSION! Carson sits on the apron to admire his work, leaving him unaware of Greg Ward who returns to the ring and hits him with the baseball slide!
Deadprez: Carson falls over to the floor and now Greg Ward is focusing back on Eclipse Diemos, side stepping his advances and then delivering a double knee backbreaker! Greg is on his feet and now chooses to get on the apron himself, looking for something big! Gabriel Eden shows some life once again and intervenes by grabbing him by the ankle but Chris Elite takes care of that! BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!!!!! Greg is free to do his next move! HE SPRINGBOARDS — BUT ONLY GETS TO STICK HIS HEAD INTO THE RING BEFORE DIEMOS RECOVERS AND GETS HIM WITH THE ROOM 13! Greg Ward falls back and lands right on JJ! Greg and JJ end up taking a nasty spill! JJ and Greg start to shake the cobwebs but Chris Elite calls for their attention! Kerry Keller has been perched at the top waiting, he is already looking to fly again! It’s too late for them to move…CROSSBODY FROM THE TOP ROPE, TAKING OUT JJ AND GREG WARD! Daniel Marshall then turns Chris around and the two begin to get tangled up in a brawl of their own as Kerry gets up and begins to bask in the reaction from the fans, he’s really starting to come into his own! Kerry’s celebration might be short lived though, Maxwell Dachs is not one to be out done!
Stew-O: Indeed he is not, especially when it comes to someone who was once a cohort of his! It’s almost become a game of “Can you top this?” between the two teams and it’s now Maxwell Dachs’ turn to play the game! SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT TO TAKE OUT KERRY KELLER! While all of this chaos goes on, Eclipse Diemos slides out of the ring and goes to roll Greg Ward back into the ring! As he goes to head back in himself though, JJ Silva has to get his cheap shot in! He drags Diemos back out! THE VERTABREAKER! DIEMOS HAS BEEN HIT WITH THE VERTABREAKER AND JUST AS HE COLLAPSES, JJ PICKS HIM BACK UP AND ROLLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING SO THAT GREG CAN TRY AND PICK THE BONES! GREG TURNS OVER AND DRAPES HIS ARM OVER DIEMOS! COULD THIS BE IT?
Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!!!!…..TWOOOOOOOOO!!!……..THR — KICKOUT!!!!
Deadprez: Eclipse Diemos won’t let himself go out like that! Eclipse powers out of it and gets to a knee along with Greg Ward! The two start to go to blows but Diemos is obviously the heavy hitter between the two! Greg tries to chop him down with a few kicks to the side of the legs and it actually begins to work! With Diemos at bay, Greg backs up and hits the ropes, but when he returns he runs into a sidewalk slam! Daniel Marshall ducks a clothesline from Chris Elite on the outside and jumps up to his corner, leaning in for a tag from Eclipse Diemos and he gets it! As soon as Daniel gets in he delivers a roundhouse kick to the temple of Greg Ward! Greg falls over on his stomach and that leaves him open for a leg drop to the back of the head! Greg holds his neck and rolls over to the ropes, using them as an assist as Daniel Marshall nails him with a knee and tosses him across the ring once more via Irish whip!
Stew-O: Hang on, I think Chris Elite might have gotten the blind tag there! The referee saw it and Chris is now the legal man but he’s not entering the ring, he’s just watching Marshall! Daniel Marshall plants Greg Ward with the belly to belly and then points at the corner, that can only mean one thing! Daniel Marshall is on the apron and climbs to the top, he’s calling for it….THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS! WHAT A THING OF BEAUTY! As Daniel Marshall gets up, that’s when Chris Elite decides to join the match! MAFIA KICK! DANIEL MARSHALL HAS BEEN FLOORED! Chris Elite isn’t done there, he scrapes Daniel off of the canvas and lifts him up……PROTECT YA NECK! THE SMALL PACKAGE PILEDRIVER, WE DON’T SEE CHRIS ELITE PULL THAT ONE OUT OFTEN! CHRIS HOOKS THE LEG, THE REFEREE IS GETTING IN POSITION! CARSON TRIES TO ROLL IN TO BREAK IT UP BUT MAXWELL DACHS HOLDS HIM BACK!
Referee: ONEEEEEEE!!!!!…..TWOOOOOOOO!!!!…..THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Lord Knows” by Meek Mill plays as Chris Elite slides out of the ring and joins the rest of his team at the bottom of the ramp, leaving their opponents laid out and recovering around ringside.)
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners…….. CHRIS ELITE…..JJ SILVA….GREG WARD…….MAXWELL DACHS……..AND NICK ANGEEEEEELLLL!!!!!!
Stew-O: Chris Elite gets the winning pin, ending his year with a victory along with the rest of his team mates! There was obviously one major strategy behind this team and that was picking their spots. They played dirty, they used the numbers game and they took advantage of every opportunity in front of them in order to get that win!
Deadprez: And that’s what you should do if you want to win, you need to work with what you got! You have to be willing to play dirty to get ahead, they knew that and if they keep that idea in mind, all five of them will have a very successful 2016! I expect the same from their opponents though, they provided this match with loads of excitement as well! Heart stopping surprises from start to finish, that’s the best way to describe this match!
(The five of them raise each other’s arms in victory, all with cocky smirks on their faces as the other team looks on in annoyance.)
( Camera returns to the podium at the stage where Pierre McGuire is standing )
Pierre: Alright folks now that we got the lunatic out of here let’s move on to the next award… many times in pro sports, we see an athlete take a break or some sort of reprieve and when they come back they just aren’t the same as before. However in EAW we have seen guys come back time and time again after a hiatus and manage to be as good — if not better, than they were before. This next award is for the returning Elitist of Vixen who was able to return from an absence and make a resounding statement! Here are your following nominees for COMEBACK OF THE YEAR!
( “Mama Said Knock You Out” by LL Cool J plays in the background and highlight video plays showing footage of the following Comeback of the Year nominees: Carlos Rosso, Chuck Scene, Dark Demon, The Mercenaries, Chris Elite, Liam Catterson, Heart Break Boy )
( Camera returns to the stage after the video package and Pierre is handed an envelope. He opens it up. )
Pierre: The winner and recipient for not only COMEBACK OF THE YEAR but RETURN MOMENT OF THE YEAR …… DARK DEMON!!!
( ‘’Foggy Dew’’ by Sinead O’Conor plays as Bryce Dean and Dark Demon make their way out onto the stage with Demon wearing ring gear and proudly holding his Hall of Fame Championship. They make their way to the podium and Demon carries his two trophies and HOF title in pride as Bryce Dean takes the mic. )
Bryce Dean: Don’t call it a comeback, Dark Demon has been here for years as the GOAT then and the GOAT now.
( Demon nods his head in approval )
Bryce: Now if you’ll excuse us, we have important matters to attend to in that ring. See ya there.
( “Foggy Dew” continues and they walk down the ramp )
Stew: It’s been one HELL of a return for Dark Demon, he picks up two more accolades after spending the better part of this year dominating. After the break we will have the Hall Of Fame Championship Open Challenge taking place! When we return.
( COMMERCIAL BREAK )
( Camera returns to the ring where ‘’Foggy Dew’’ by Sinead is playing and Dark Demon and Bryce Dean are still in the ring )
Stew: Well we’re moving forward now after Dark Demon before the break accepted his Comeback of the Year award as well as Return Moment of the Year award. Last week at Road to Redemption, we saw something VERY interesting happen during Dark Demon and Mexican Samurai as for the very first time since Dark Demon returned to EAW in May of this year, he was getting dominated by his opponent – While Demon did manage to turn it back around in his favour, many believe that he took the easy way out by STABBING Mexican Samurai in the head with a railroad spike. Samurai isn’t here tonight, he spent Christmas in the hospital where he has remained, we’re told his condition is stable and he SHOULD be able to return over to Showdown in a few weeks time.
( Bryce and Demon enter the ring with Demon hands Dean the COTY and RMOTY as well as the Hall of Fame Championship while snatching the microphone away from the Ring Announcer )
Dark Demon: It’s nice to get rewarded for being the best… but it’s too bad the EAW Universe are a bunch of hypocrites. Sure they’ll vote for me as Return Moment and Comeback of the Year, as if they were ANY competition on that list of nominees, but then you’ll all run your mouths and try to make excuses for Mexican Samurai! But it’s like I said.. I told y’all I’d crush him and I crushed him.
Dark Demon: Oh sure, I know what everybody is going to say; ‘’You didn’t actually beat him!’’ because I didn’t pin him? Because I ‘lost’ by disqualification? No …Do you people REALLY think that I care about pinning Mexican Samurai? Do you people REALLY think that I give a shit about legitimately pinning him, what good is that going to do for me? He’s accomplished nothing in his career, he’s a stuck in the middle nobody and you people think I give a fuck about pinning him and showing I could ‘beat’ him? All I keep hearing is ‘Mexican Samurai dominated him!’ but do you people actually forget how that match was going? I had him almost passed out, I had down on the ground BEGGING ME to stop hitting him, yeah he had a cute moment where he got some moves in but dominating me? Oh c’mon. you people really are fickle, aren’t you? Selective memory really is a beautiful thing.
Dark Demon: I told him he didn’t’ want to face me, I told him that this was only going to end one way and that was with me taking his head off and putting it down on the table of his family and toasting to the next person who wants to sign up and die against me. I know, I know, all you idiots are crying and ignore the fact that ANOTHER person got slaughtered against me, I know it’ll be covered ‘’it was a DQ! What a crap match!’ well boo freakin’ hoo, you think I actually give a SHIT about putting on matches that you idiots can enjoy? I don’t go out here planning to give you the match of the night, I don’t go out here to put on the best match, I go out here to KILL people, I go out here to knock people out cold and rip their heads off. So for everybody crying about me not putting on a match that all of you morons can enjoy, I’ll wipe my tears with my money.
( Bryce Dean pulls out cash from his pocket and hands it to Dark Demon as he pretends to wipe his ‘tears’ with the money )
Dark Demon: I don’t put on the best matches because that’d mean somebody would need to actually be able to challenge me, that’d mean somebody would need to give me a competitive match but sadly, there isn’t a man alive who can step into this ring with me and give me an actual challenge. I go for the kill, I’m not like these morons who go out there to ‘steal the show!’ and then wonder why they lose matches …Man, Bryce, what else do they complain about?
Bryce Dean: You don’t defend your title ‘enough’.
Dark Demon: Ah, right. I guess I need this title more to ‘please’ people, so Bryce, who should I defend my title against? Y2Impact?
Bryce Dean: The guy who is stuck in a tag team being carried by a woman? (xd#)!
Dark Demon: True, true …Mr. DEDEDE?
Bryce Dean: The guy who even RYAN SAVAGE didn’t want to team with and has lost the majority of his FPV matches this year? (xd#)!
Dark Demon: Goddamnit, oh I know! I’ll face Jaywalker! That’d be a big match, right?
Bryce Dean: Oh C’mon, he can’t even win a match these days, who the hell loses to Jacob Senn at Pain for Pride? (no#)!
Dark Demon: Maybe I should give Cameron Ella Ava a rematch? I mean, she keeps claiming she wasn’t pinned sooo …?
Bryce Dean: Yeah, she went from facing you at Pain for Pride to facing Jason Cage for the Interwire title, why waste your time with such an easy match?! (xd#)
Dark Demon: Well Jesus, who can I face? Maybe I’ll have to bring somebody back to the company, what about Kevin Devastation? That’s never happened, I’m sure we’d could draw up some interest there.
Bryce Dean: Nah, I heard he’s retired from the wrestling business and is involved in tracking down the yogi bear with a shot-gun in the forest and trying to get his ‘Cat fury’ business off the ground.
Dark Demon: Cat Fury business?
Bryce Dean: Yeah, it’s a porn business where they shoot porn movies while dressed as cats…
Dark Demon: Oh, well, how about we give somebody a chance to get into the Hall of Fame? Montell Smooth? (hmm#)
Bryce Dean: Nah, last I heard, he died from over-eating.
Dark Demon: Well damnit, who the hell can I face? Actually wait, I got the PERFECT opponent for myself, and I can even face him tonight for the Hall of Fame title!
Bryce Dean: Who?
Dark Demon: God!
Bryce Dean: God?! You really think you can beat God?
Dark Demon: Well I’m sure he’ll give me a challenge, c’mon, let’s bring out GOD!
( The lights in the arena go out as heavenly music plays throughout the building )
( Suddenly a spotlight begins to shine down on Dark Demon )
Dark Demon: DON’T BOTHER LOOKING TOWARDS THE RAMP FOR GOD TO COME DOWN BECAUSE HE’S ALREADY IN THE RING! YOU’RE LOOKING RIGHT AT GOD!
( Bryce and Demon begin laughing as the lights return to normal )
Dark Demon: Really though …I know who I can face tonight, It was a certain somebody’s birthday the other day, I say we give him a title match tonight as a birthday present.
Bryce Dean: Who?
Dark Demon: JESUS CHRIST!
( The lights once again go out as heavenly music once again plays as a spotlight shines down on the ramp as an overweight 4ft midget begins to walk down the ramp )
Deadprez: OH MY GOD! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT STEW? JESUS CHRIST IS HERE! JESUS CHRIST HAS ACTUALLY ANSWERED DARK DEMONS OPEN CHALLENGE FOR THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP! OH MY GOD!!!
Stew: …That isn’t really Jesus, Prez (no#)!
Deadprez: SHUT UP STEW! OF COURSE IT IS! DARK DEMON SAID IT WAS, ARE YOU CALLING HIM A LIAR??
( Jesus Christ enters the ring as Bryce and Demon try and contain themselves from laughing )
Bryce Dean: THIS is Jesus Christ? This guy looks more like Super Mario ….
Dark Demon: Oh c’mon! This is the opportunity of a lifetime. Now Jesus, I know you’re going to be a tough opponent and I FULLY expect a serious challenge here tonight but don’t think because it was your 2015th birthday the other day that I’m going to go easy on you and let you win. I mean, I’m not saying I’m better than you Jesus, but look, you’re like 4ft tall so the cross they crucified you on had to be what? 5ft tall? I’d break out of that easily and smack the shit out of those romans but hey, let’s get on with this! Ring Announcer, please make the introductions!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! ….In this corner, he is hailing from Jerusalem, he is the ‘LORD AND SAVIOR OF CHRISTIANITY’’, THE ‘’KING OF THE JEWS’’ ……JESUSSSSSSSSS CHRISSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ring Announcer: And in THIS Corner …he is hailing from Galway, Ireland, he is the REIGNING! DEFENDING! UNDISPUTED EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION ..’’THE SLAYER OF THE HEART BREAK, CAMERON ELLA AVA, CAGE AND SAMURAI FAMILIES’’…’’THE CONQUEROR OF THE EAW HALL OF FAME’’’..’’’THE NOTORIOUS’’’ …..DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK DEMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: Well here we go …Dark Demon vs ‘Jesus Christ’ ….and both men meet in the middle of the ring as Jesus is trying to throw shots at Demon who laughs ….This is just wrong as Demon gets down on his knees to get on the same ‘level’ of Jesus as Demon SMACKS his forearm into the face of Jesus who goes down as he grabs the legs of Jesus Christ and ties them up, grabbing the neck and LOCKS IN THE HANGMAN’S CLUTCH!!!!!! DARK DEMON HAS THE HANGMAN’S CLUTCH LOCKED IN!!!! THE MODIFIED STF!!!!!! AND JESUS CHRIST TAPS OUT!!!! IT’S OVER!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE EAW HALL OF FAME CHAMPION ……DAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKKKKKKKK DEMOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: WHAT!?!? DARK DEMON JUST BEAT JESUS CHRIST!!! DARK DEMON JUST MADE JESUS CHRIST TAP OUT!!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS STEW?! THIS HAS TO BE THE BIGGEST WIN OF 2015! THIS HAS TO BE THE BIGGEST WIN IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND!!!!! DARK DEMON JUST DEFEATED JESUS CHRIST, THE MAN WHO WAS UNDEFEATED FOR 2015 YEARS!!!!
Stew: Oh my god Prez …(NO#)!!!
( Dark Demon gets up and begins celebrating as Bryce enters the ring as the duo begins celebrating before Dean puts the title down on the ground )
Deadprez: Wait …Dark Demon lifts up Jesus and pulls him in — DEMONS WELCOME!!!! DEMONS WELCOME ON THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! THAT ROLLING CUTTER ON THE HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST HAS BEEN LAID OUT!!!!! DARK DEMON HAS SLAYED JESUS CHRIST HERE TONIGHT!!!!! ALL HAIL DARK DEMON!!!!
( Demon gets back up to his feet, taunting ‘Jesus’ )
Stew: Oh boy, I need to start drinking (NO)!
(The camera diverts to the backstage area as we see Jacob Senn, preparing himself for the Glass Crypt Match to come, as he stands up to his feet as he’s seen staring directly at… Lucian Black.)
Lucian Black: Come on, Senn! Everyone’s celebrating the demise of Crash’s reign as chairman! You don’t have to do this match! Just go tell Conning to call this whole thing off. We did our job at Road to Redemption, we should now be going to have the time of our lives!
Jacob Senn: Don’t you mean, you should? I saw the press conference, I’ve seen how people have been looking at you, don’t take this the wrong way, Lucian… but is there something that we need to discuss.
Lucian Black: What? I hope you aren’t getting all riled up about what happened in the chamber. I told you, there was chaos in that ring and I can’t help that you couldn’t handle The Mercenaries.
Jacob Senn: Yeah, a two-on-one usually doesn’t bode well. Especially when his partner’s taking a nap. Listen, I know John Conning has a soft spot for you. He thinks you’re a prodigal son, thinks you’re the man who will represents this company the best, but know that I disagree. I think you do play your part, and you play it well, but I’m the bearer of the flag… and I believe it’s time for me to go back to winning the World Heavyweight Championship.
Lucian Black: Funny thing, I was thinking the same thing about you. Look, you fought beside me and we shall be brothers-in-arms for it, but don’t think that because we won together in that chamber that I’m not also going to be chasing for that World Heavyweight Championship. Trust me, Jacob, I’m going to win that title. No matter the cost. Until then, let’s celebrate our victory! Forget Crash, he will get over it.
Jacob Senn: Lucian, you know he won’t. You know this is the only way for me to end things and I will end it… even when you couldn’t. So excuse me, but I have a job that needs to get done.
(Jacob Senn bumps into the shoulder of Lucian Black, suprised by the reaction that has been given by him, as he leaves the room himself to most likely continue his celebration.)
( Camera cuts back to the arena, and Awards Show music comes on as graphics begin to display on the screen for the following compilation award announcements … )
( Congratulations to the winner of ”Creative Person” (Writer) of the Year award…MR. DEDEDE! )
( Special recognition to the winning feud for Feud of the Year award…. ZACK CRASH VS. DYNASTY WRESTLING VS. HEXA-GUN! )
( Congratulations to the winner of the EAW Champion of the Year award…XAVIER WILLIAMS! )
( Congratulations to the World Heavyweight Champion of the Year award…BRIAN DANIELS! )
(Camera transitions back to the crystal glass podium on the stage in the AT&T Center)
Overhead Announcer: Here to present the Award for Answers World Champion of the Year, please welcome EAW Hall of Famer and Former Answers World Champion: Lethal Consequences.
(“Revolution” by Foreign Beggars plays all throughout the arena as Lethal Consequences makes his way out to the stage dressed in a tuxedo and a guitar resting on his shoulder that’s also dressed in a tuxedo. LC steps up to the podium as the crowd cheers until his music fades and the fans settle down)
LC: Nearly five years ago, this company decided that I had already done it all. So much so that they went as far as to produce a new, third World Championship be the crown jewel of their new brand: Voltage. They named it the Answers World Championship and at the Fourth Annual Pain For Pride, I took it for my own. The EAW Championship didn’t do much for me. The EAW Undisputed Harcore Championship, even less. My time as the Answers World Champion in this company WAS being on top of the World, and since then, I guess you could say some others have done their own part to make it the pinnacle of Extreme Answers Wrestling.
(A crew member whispers something to LC)
LC: What the f*ck is ELITE Answers Wrestling? Is this a different company? I was just here like, not even two years ago. You know what? It doesn’t matter. Let’s just call it EAW and leave it at that. Y2Impact, StarrStan, myself, and some others whose names I don’t remember all did our part to make the Answers World Championship THE World Championship. Five years later, it’s headlined Pain For Pride twice and fought its way to a prestige of its own that no other can touch. Tonight, we celebrate THE World Championship be Awarding the man that proved himself to be the one who took it to new heights this year. Here are the nominees for the Answers World Champion of the Year:
(Norman Hellion is shown defeating Methuselah in a brutal Hell In A Cell Match at Reasonable Doubt to retain the Answers World Championship)
Norman Hellion
(StarrStan is shown beating Norman Hellion at Reckless Wiring to win the Answers World Championship)
StarrStan
(Devan Dubian is shown beating Scott Oasis and Hades at Shock Value to retain his Answers World Championship)
Devan Dubian
(Camera transitions back to Lethal Consequences, with the Award on the podium in front of him and an envelope in his hands that he opens and looks at)
LC: And the Winner for Answers World Champion of the Year…. Devan Dubian!
(“This Means War” by Avenged Sevenfold plays all throughout the arena as Devan Dubian makes his way out to the stage dressed in street clothes. LC hands Devan the Award and takes his leave as Devan steps up to the podium while fans cheer for him and his music fades)
Devan: One year ago, I was against the World. Six months later, I was on top of the World. Tonight…
(Devan looks at the Award for a moment)
Devan: Tonight, I’m as small as everyone else in the World. I’m just another face in the crowd. The target was washed from my back and painted on someone else’s when I lost my Answers World Championship back at Road To Redemption. In a way, I guess it’s a relief, but… But that doesn’t mean I’m not going to rip through every single man that gets in my way to get it back around my waist. For six months, I fought, I sweated, and I bled in that ring not to win some Award, but to just be the Answers World Champion for another day. To prove that despite how many times I’ve fallen down, I can still stand and stand taller than anyone else here. That I’m the absolute BEST in this company and in this World. It’s not the Answers World Championship anymore in my eyes. It’s MY World Championship. DEDEDE, you pulled off taking it from me. Congratulations. You’re back on top. The only problem is that to YOU, that’s just another World Championship. That’s just a sixth World Championship to you. To me, it was everything. Enjoy every moment you have with it, because I’m gonna take it back…
(Devan stops talking and clinches a fist before he continues)
Devan: Doctors tell me that at Road To Redemption, I suffered a separated shoulder and they refuse to let me step back into that ring until I’m healthy enough to. I’ll be back, DEDEDE. Rest assured, I’ll be back. Fight for whatever life you’ve got in you to keep that Title around your waist until then, because Ares isn’t gonna be there to help you next time we meet for my Answers World Championship. And as for Ares… Don’t think I’ve forgotten about you. Don’t think for even a second that this is over. For months you rambled on about “Dethroning” me, and yet, there you were, laid out and beaten in the middle of the ring by my hands. You think ambushing me makes you tough? I’m taking back my Answers World Championship when I return, but first… First, I’m kicking your ass. Start a countdown to that, if you want.
(“This Means War” picks back up as Devan takes his Award and makes his way backstage)
(“Monster” by contRoVersy plays all throughout the arena as Devan stops in his tracks while the crowd erupts with boos)
(A smug Ares Vendetta makes his way out to the stage, dressed in his ring gear, a t-shirt, and a microphone in his hand as he and Devan stare down… After several seconds, “Monster” fades out as Ares and Devan continue to lock eyes)
Ares: I heard about that injury, Devan. What a shame. No, it really is one Hell of a shame, because I really expected more out of you, you know. I never knew you were so… Fragile.
(Ares begins to slowly walk around Devan, who looks ready to fight)
Ares: Don’t worry, I know you wouldn’t want to risk further injury. We wouldn’t want that, now would we? I didn’t come here to fight. I just thought I needed to come out here for one reason:
(Ares steps up to the podium on the stage as a glaring Devan looks on)
Ares: To accept my Award. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Where’s the Award?”. There’s not a piece of gold molded into some cute little trinket to throw into the back of my closet, no, but I happen to have something better.
(Ares points at Devan Dubian as the crowd boos)
Ares: THAT’S my Award. You see, I noticed during that speech of your’s that you forgot one crucial aspect, Devan:
(Ares steps away from the podium and stares at Devan)
Ares: You talked as if I failed. I want you to take a look around your waist. Do you see the Answers World Championship? I told you and I told everyone else what I was going to do and that was to Dethrone you at Road To Redemption. You feel so much disdain for me right now for what I’ve done to you and how I went about making certain you didn’t walk out of that Chamber still the Champion, but you KNOW I am NO failure. Failure wasn’t an option. You… YOU failed. You came in looking to keep that Title and you fell at my feet while DEDEDE picked up the scraps with his feeble old hands. You think taking me out of that match meant anything? Taking me out of that match just made it that much more worse, didn’t it? Maybe if you’d just played your part in my story like a good little boy, you’d be getting ready for your rematch with DEDEDE right now instead of on your way back to whatever hole in Europe you crawled out of for the next several months or longer
(A visibly enraged Devan steps up and gets in Ares’ face)
Ares: You want to hit me? Go ahead, Devan. I took it all from you, didn’t I? I’m a bad man, aren’t I? You’ve got one good shoulder. Go ahead. HIT ME!
(Devan tightly clutches the EAW Award in his hand as he and Ares stare down… After several seconds, Devan reluctantly begins to take his leave)
Ares: No? What happened to the man that was willing to stab his only friend and mentor in the back just to get ahead? What happened to the guy that won the main event of Pain For Pride with the entire World watching? Did he simply disappear off of the face of the Earth?
(Devan keeps walking away)
Ares: That’s alright. Maybe I’ll go visit your mentor then.
(Devan stops, but doesn’t turn around)
Ares: I heard he’s here tonight and enjoying his little retirement, but maybe he’d feel more comfortable in physical rehab with you for a broken neck.
(Devan remains silent and still)
Ares: He taught you a lot, didn’t he? Did he teach you how to be a disappointing Answers World Champion too?
(Ares grins as he stares at a still silent Devan Dubian as the crowd cheers Devan on… After several moments, Devan finally starts walking again and makes his way backstage as Ares looks towards the crowd)
Ares: Keep your gold, mongrels. That’s all the Award I’ll ever need. By this time next year, I’ll be World Champion, and I won’t need some trinket to remind everyone that I’m the best. I’ve dethroned your hero. Time to conquer.
(Ares tosses the microphone away and makes his way backstage as “Monster” picks back up)
Stew: A very… Hostile moment there. I was afraid things would go too far, but thankfully Devan knew better than to risk his being. Nonetheless, it seems as though Ares has made–
Deadprez: DEVAN BURSTS THROUGH THE CURTAIN AND NAILS ARES VENDETTA WITH THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION OF THE YEAR AWARD!!! HE’S LAYING INTO HIM!! THAT LOOKED LIKE IT MIGHT HAVE KNOCKED ARES THROUGH A LOOP AS HE STRUGGLES TO DEFEND HIMSELF AS DEVAN DUBIAN SWINGS AWAY AT HIM! ARES NOW THROWING SOME SHOTS OF HIS OWN BACK INTO DEVAN, BUT THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION MAY BE TOO MUCH! EVEN WITH AN INJURY, HE’S IN FULL CONTROL HERE AND SWINGING LIKE THIS IS NOTHING!! DEVAN GRABS ARES BY HIS HAIR AND SENDS HIM INTO THE STAGE SET–ARES STOPS IT WITH A FOOT! HE SWINGS A FOOT STRAIGHT INTO THE INJURED SHOULDER OF DEVAN!!
Stew: THIS GUY IS INSANE TO RISK HIMSELF LIKE THIS, BUT DEVAN ISN’T ONE TO TAKE INSULTS LYING DOWN! ARES HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN WITH A GASH OVER HIS EYE FROM THAT STRIKE WITH THAT AWARD! DEVAN’S IN PAIN, BUT HE FIGHTS THROUGH IT TO GET TO HIS FEET! HE NAILS ARES WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND! ANOTHER RIGHT HAND! A THIRD–NO! ARES SWINGS ANOTHER KICK INTO THAT INJURED SHOULDER AS DEVAN DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEE IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN! ARES RUSHES IN WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THAT SEPARATED SHOULDER AS DEVAN WRITHES IN PAIN!! HE GRABS AT THE FACE OF ARES, DAMN-NEAR TRYING TO GOUGE THE MAN’S EYES OUT!! BOTH MEN NOW JUST THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO EACH OTHER HERE ON THE STAGE!!
(Several security guards and other Officials rush out to pull Devan and Ares apart)
Deadprez: Get those two away from each other before Devan’s put out for even longer! That was a stupid move on his part!
Stew: Devan’s rage had been building ever since Ares illegally interfered in that Chamber match and took everything away from him in the blink of an eye! I don’t think he gives a damn about any injury by this point! Ares is pulled up as Devan tries to get back to his feet as well while they’re both surrounded by guards and Officials… Both men–
Deadprez: ARES RUSHES IN! DEVAN PUSHES EVERYONE AWAY AND CATCHES ARES!! BLEEDING EDGE!!!! NO–ARES FORCES DEVAN OFF AND SENDS HIM OFF THE SIDE OF THE RAMP AND IN FRONT OF THE STAGE!! I can’t believe how resilient this guy is! The look on Ares’ face says it all! He knows that was almost the end for him tonight! Officials and security now escorting Ares back up the ramp as others check on a hurt Devan down in front of the stage… That injured shoulder has to be killing him right now…
Stew: LOOK OUT–METEORA!!!!! ARES BROKE THROUGH THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM AND JUMPED OFF THE STAGE FOR A METEORA STRAIGHT INTO THAT SHOULDER OF DEVAN DUBIAN!!! DEVAN IS WRITHING IN PAIN ON THE GROUND AS THE SECURITY GUARDS COMPLETELY HOLD DOWN ARES VENDETTA!! SOMEBODY GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF HERE! HE MAY HAVE JUST PUT DEVAN DUBIAN OUT INDEFINITELY! GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
Ares (no microphone): YOU’RE GONNA KICK MY ASS, DEVAN?! YOU’RE GONNA KICK MY ASS?! YOU DON’T DESERVE TO BE IN THE SAME RING AS ME! YOU DON’T DESERVE TO BE HERE!
Deadprez: I can’t believe this guy! He’s STILL trying to get to Devan! Security’s doing their damndest to drag him away!
Ares (no microphone): GO BACK TO WHATEVER HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF AND STAY THERE, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!
Stew: Blood is just running all over the face of Ares Vendetta – I think Devan may have knocked a few screws loose with that Award to the skull! This guy’s lost it!
(Ares is dragged away by several security guards as a Doctor and other Officials check on Devan Dubian while the camera fades to commercial)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
( Camera goes back up to the stage where the crystal glass podium is standing )
Overhead Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, here to present the Vixen of the Year award…. Steve Harvey!
( Steve Harvey walks out to the stage with notes in his hands and he waves to the crowd )
Steve Harvey: Okay y’all I promise I won’t mess this up! I’mma read this right from the script!
( Steve Harvey reads right off of the paper )
Steve Harvey: It is a privilege to be able to present the award for EAW Vixen of the Year. The EAW Vixens are some of the most gorgeous women in the world, as well as some of the most charismatic and badass girls I have ever seen! Pause for applause.
( Steve adjusts his reading glasses )
Steve Harvey: 2015 has truly been a year unlike any other for the Vixens division. In this year the division has undergone tremendous changes and has grown tremendously. Since the beginning of the year we have seen a new Vixens exclusive Championship, a Vixens exclusive tournament, and we have also seen records set this year that have never been seen before. Tonight we honor the one Vixen above all who the EAW Universe — you guys — have chosen as the best Vixen in this entire year. Let’s take a look.
( Highlight video plays showing some epic moments, feats and action shots from the Vixen of the Year nominees: Cameron Ella Ava, Tarah Nova, Madison Kaline, Heart Break Gal, Aria Jaxon, Haruna Sakazaki, Eris LeCava, Cailin Dillon. )
( Camera returns to the podium where Steve Harvey is handed an envelope, wiping sweat off his face )
Steve Harvey: Okay… here goes nothing. (wary#)
( Steve Harvey opens it up and reads the card closely )
Steve Harvey: The winner is……….. Please God don’t lemme fuck this up …… DARK DEMON!!!!
Steve Harvey: AW SH*T, WAIT A MINUTE Y’ALL THIS IS THE OTHER AWARD WINNER! GIVE ME THE VIXEN ONE! HURRY UP! I apologize y’all there’s been a mistake… don’t take it out on the Vixens they worked hard.
( A worker rushes out onto the stage to hand Steve Harvey the envelope for the real winner, and Steve snatches it and smacks the worker in the back of the head )
Steve Harvey: Alright here is your winner for 2015 Vixen of the Year……….. CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!!
( ‘Sellouts’ by Breathe Carolina hits and Cameron Ella Ava comes out in her ring gear with the Interwire Championship over her shoulder, and Steve Harvey hands her the Vixen of the Year award before she takes the microphone. )
Cameron: Another year, another Vixen of the Year award… It doesn’t matter how much clutter this division has, I’m still the greatest! but this time around I’ve transcended EVEN the Vixens division! This time I’ve transcended all female athletes. You look at the likes of Hope Solo, Serena Williams, Maya Moore; you name it! Sure, they’re incredible at what they do… but THEY AREN’T MY CALIBER! They don’t play with the big boys. And you know what neither do I — I don’t play with the big boys — I CRUSH THEM in the palm of my hand.
It was a no brainer that I’d win this award. I’ve made a career out of bringing men who the world FEARED down to their knees! HBG was too busy hiding behind a man to do her dirty work for her. Eris LeCava needed all of Hexa-trash to do her work for her! And who else was nominated, Tarah??? Maddie??? Haruna??????? None of them are on my level. No one is on my level. I am the greatest Vixen to walk this earth. I am the greatest female athlete to walk this earth! You don’t see Hope Solo on the field with men! You dont see Serena on the court with men! You don’t see Skylar Diggins dunking on LeBron James! They’re too weak and pathetic to overstep the limits that other people have set for them! But as you can see here…. *flashes her Interwire belt to camera* not me! I win again! I win again! VIXEN OF THE YEAR, BABY! FOURTH ONE AND COUNTING! THANK YOUUUU!
( Cameron raises her title and “Sellouts” picks back up before she takes her leave )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and if Jason Cage wins, Cage will be the number one contender to the EAW Interwire Championship! First making his way to the ring …..JASONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ‘’Whatever’’ by Our Lady Peace plays as Jason Cage makes his way down to the ring )
( Cameron is seen already in the ring warming up for her match. )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, already in the ring…. she is the 2015 VIXEN OF THE YEAR…SHE IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION ….CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: Cameron and Cage both circle each other as Cage quickly shoots in and closes the distance by going for a double leg takedown on Cameron and he takes her down to the mat! Jason Cage quickly looking for a submission here but Cameron quickly slips away from Cage and gets right back onto her feet, taunting Cage who quickly gets back to his feet and shoots for another double leg takedown but Cameron evades it as Cage gets back to his feet and he looks annoyed! Cameron and Cage circle each other as they lock up and Cage quickly gets Cameron into a wrist lock, Cage begins adding pressure to the wrist of Cameron but Cameron kart-wheels and connects with a missile dropkick to the face of Jason Cage! Jason Cage stumbles to the turnbuckle as Cameron shoots to her feet and charges at Cage but Cage backbody drops Cameron OVER the top rope! But Cameron lands on her feet on the apron but Cage instantly connects with a SICKENING Edge knife chop to the chest of Cameron which knocks her off the apron and right down to the floor …Cage isn’t waiting anytime here, he’s being smarter than the last time he fought Cameron as he lifts her up and instantly WHIPS HER INTO THE STEEL STEPS! BUT CAMERON JUMPS AND LANDS FEET FIRST ON THE TOP OF THE STEPS, LEAPING OFF IT AND CONNECTING WITH A BACK ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF JASON CAGE!!!
Deadprez: Cage is down on the ground, as Cameron gets back to her feet as she lifts Cage up and rolls him back into the ring, Cage is down on all fours as Cameron quickly climbs up the turnbuckle and CAMERON LEAPS ….DOUBLE FOOT STOMP INTO THE SPINE OF JASON CAGE!!! Cage is down rolling on the mat now as Cameron is on her knees, she is smirking as she quickly rolls Cage onto his back and covers!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……..AND CAGE KICKS OUT!!!
Deadprez: Jason Cage isn’t going to go down this easily especially she DIDN’T hook the leg, rookie move!
Stew: Cameron floats on top of Cage and begins laying into his face with fists! Cameron with the ground and pound on Jason Cage! But Cage quickly grabs the arm of Cameron and drags her down onto the mat as Cage gets on top of her and WRENCHES THAT ARM BACK WITH THE ARMBAR!! JASON CAGE HAS CAMERON ELLA AVA TRAPPED WITH THIS ARM BAR AS HE IS REARING BACK THAT ARM! CAGE IS TRYING TO RIP THE ARM OFF CAMERON!!! CAMERON IS SCREAMING IN PAIN HERE AS JASON CAGE IS WRENCHING BACKWARDS ON THAT ARM!! BUT CAMERON USES HER FREE ARM TO GRAB THE FACE OF JASON CAGE, STICKING HER FINGERS INTO THE EYES OF JASON CAGE!! Jason Cage releases the arm bar as he is clutching his face, he may be blinded temporarily here as Cameron is clutching her arm as the referee is warning Cameron here, do that one more time and she’ll be disqualified! Cameron is getting back to her feet, she is still clutching her arm as Jason Cage is slumped by the ropes as Cameron charges and connects with a dropkick into Cage, knocking him through the ropes and right down to the floor!
Deaprez: Cameron is working with one good arm here as Jason Cage is getting to his feet, his eye-sight still blurred most likely as Cameron charges and connects with a BASEBALL SLIDE THAT CONNECTS INTO THE FACE OF CAGE AND KNOCKS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!!! Cameron gets back to her feet on the apron and Cameron LEAPS OFF WITH A HURRICARANA ON JASON CAGE!!! BUT CAGE GRABS HER ON HIS SHOULDERS, JASON CAGE HAS CAMERON ELLA AVA IN A POWERBOMB POSITION ON THE OUTSIDE AS HE LOOKS FOR THE POWERBOMB INTO THE APRON!!! BUT CAMERON COUNTERS WITH THE HURRICARANA!!!! JASON CAGE HITS THE APRON SPINE FIRST AND LANDS AWKWARDLY ON HIS HEAD ON THE FLOOR!!! OH MY LORD!!!! Both of these are down as Cameron is slowly getting to her feet as she is trying to lift Jason Cage up but she is struggling as she can only use one arm here, she’s still suffering the effects from that arm bar but Cameron manages to eventually roll him into the ring as she looks for the cover!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………..TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
………JASON CAGE ROLLS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!
Stew: BUT CAMERON QUICKLY FLOATS OVER, GRABBING THAT ARM OF JASON CAGE, WRAPPING HER LEGS AROUND HIS ARM AS SHE HYPER-EXTENDS IT!!! LEG-TRAPPED ARMBAR APPLIED ON JASON CAGE BY CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS THIS APPLIED PERFECTLY!!! JASON IS YELLING IN PAIN!!!! THIS IS A VERY BAD POSITION FOR JASON CAGE TO BE IN AS CAMERON HAS THE ARM HYPER-EXTENDED, IF HE DOESN’T TAP OUT HERE OR FIND A WAY TO BREAK OUT OF THIS, CAMERON COULD VERY QUICKLY BREAK HIS ARM!!! JASON CAGE IS REFUSING TO TAP OUT, HE’S SCREAMING IN PAIN BUT HE IS REFUSING TO TAP HERE!!!! CAGE IS TRYING TO WIGGLE HIS BODY TO THE ROPES, THIS IS REALLY HIS ONLY HOPE AS CAMERON HAS THE ARM HYPER-EXTENDED WITH HER LEGS WRAPPED AROUND HIS ARM, HE CANNOT BREAK HIS ARM OUT OF THIS BUT HE’S MOVING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES AND HE HAS HIS LEG ON THE ROPE!!!! JASON CAGE GETS HIS LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! CAMERON MUST BREAK THE HOLD!!
Jake Mercer: Cameron is pounding the mat in anger here! Cameron is getting back to her feet as she lifts Cage u—CAGE WITH A ROLL UP!!!!!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……………..TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………….
Stew: And it’s broken up as Cage cannot hold onto the roll up as his arm is in too much pain! These two have both injured arms, ironically from two different arm-bars as Cameron is sitting on the mat, she’s lifting herself up as Cage is using the ropes to get up as Cameron is going for the GODDESS’S TOUCH!!!!! NO!!!! CAGE DUCKS IT AS CAMERON HITS THE MAT AND CAGE QUICKLY POUNCES ON HER!!!! FORCED CONFESSION!!!! THE ARM-TRAP CROSSFACE!!!! CAGE HAS IT LOCKED IN AS CAMERON IS TRAPPED!!!! CAGE HAS THIS LOCKED IN!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! BUT HE CAN’T LOCK IT IN FULLY DUE TO HIS BAD ARM AND CAMERON ROLLS HIM OVER!!!!!!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………….TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …………
Jake Mercer: NO!!!! CAGE TURNS OVER AND ROLLS CAMERON UP!!!!!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……..TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …………..*Cage puts his feet on the rope* ……….THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP …..JASONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: JASON CAGE WINS!!!! JASON CAGE IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!!!!!
Stew: But he used the ropes, the same thing Cameron did to him!
( Jason Cage is celebrating his win while Cameron looks on from the ring frustrated, and Cage does the title motion around his waist. )
( COMMERCIAL BREAK )
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( Pain for Pride 9 teaser commercial plays featuring the song “Ready For The Good Life” by Jax Jones and Paloma Faith )
( King Of Elite commercial plays featuring the song “Kings Never Die” by Eminem. KOE LIVE! January 30th, 2016 in the Allstate Arena in Chicago, Illinois! Doors open at 6pm. )
( Camera opens back up to the AT&T center where the crowd is awaiting more action )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
RA: This match is scheduled for one fall and will be a tag team match!
(Tornado by Little Big Town plays over the speakers system to a positive reaction. Cailin Dillon walks out and lifts the Specialist Title in the air. She then confidently struts down the ramp with the title draped over her shoulder)
RA: Introducing first, hailing from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 115 pounds, EAAAWWWWTHE SPECIALISTSSS CHAMPIONNN…CAILIN DILLONNNNN!!!
Stew: What a performance from Cailin Dillon at Road to Redemption, she successfully retained that specialist title against Haruna and she looked excellent while doing so. I think she’ll be holding that title for a long time.
(Boss’s Daughter by Pop Evil plays over the speaker system. Tarah Nova walks out and completely blanks the fans as she walks down to the ring)
RA: And her partner, hailing from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 119 pounds, “THE VIXEN KILLER” TARAHHHHH NOVAAA!
Deadprez: Tarah made an emphatic return to EAW recently as she cost Madison the vixens championship, that has really ignited their feud once again. These two women do not like each other.
(Trap Queen by Fetty Wap plays over the speaker system as Madison Kaline walks out. Madison has a very smug look on her face and she is smirking to herself while staring at Tarah Nova from the ramp)
RA: And their opponents, first, hailing from Tampa Bay, Florida, weighing in at 125 pounds, MADISONNNNNN KALINEEEEEE!
Stew: Madison is looking very smug tonight after she blindsided Tarah at Road to Redemption, she will be looking forward to getting her hands on Tarah again tonight.
(Had Enough by Breaking Benjamin blasts to a loud chorus of boos. Raven Lee walks out and points directly at Cailin Dillon suggesting that she’s after her)
RA: And her tag team partner, hailing from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 128 pounds, RAVENNNN LEEEEEEE!!
Deadprez: Here comes the new number 1 contender to Cailin Dillon’s Specialists Championship! Raven won the right to have a shot at Cailin after a very impressive win on Battleground in a number 1 contenders match.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: It’s looking like Raven and Tarah will be the ones that are starting this match. They lock up in the centre of the ring and Raven just overpowers Tarah and backs her into the corner. Raven with a quick headbutt to Tarah! Tarah wobbles backwards into the corner and Raven straight away begins to hammer away at Tarah! Tarah is desperately trying to protect her face here as Raven is just delivering lefts and rights. Raven has now began smashing her shoulder into the gut of Tarah! Tarah is trying to smash away at the back of Raven’s head to get her away! Raven wobbles backwards and Tarah with a snap DDT!
Deadprez: Tarah drove Raven’s skull right into that canvas with a huge DDT! Tarah is quickly back to her feet, Raven manages to sit back up as well but Tarah quickly bounces off the ropes and connects with a shining wizard! Tarah into the cover!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE … TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stew: BROKE UP BY MADISON! Madison saving the match for her team! Her rival Tarah hasn’t taken that kindly to that and she has straight away gone for Madison! Madison slides out the ring quickly and the ref is holding Tarah back!
Deadprez: Tarah is absolutely fuming and is angry that the ref isn’t letting her get to Madison. Madison is just smiling and sarcastically waving at Tarah from the outside. Raven with an AXE HANDLE to the back of Tarah!! Tarah was so distracted by Madison that she wasn’t paying attention to the legal woman. Raven caught her with a powerful axe handle which has laid Tarah out! Tarah is just laid on that ring apron…. Raven runs and bounces off the opposite ropes…baseball slide to Tarah which knocks her out the ring! You heard Tarah’s back bounce off the floor on the outside! Madison’s distraction has really put her team in control here.
Stew: Raven has now walked up to Cailin and she is getting in her face, this could get nasty! Luckily the ref is getting in-between them and stopping them from getting at each other. Meanwhile, look at outside the ring! Madison is smashing away at the face of Tarah with lefts and rights! Madison has grabbed Tarah by the hair and just tossed her into that barricade! That thud from Tarah’s head must have been heard around the world!
Deadprez: The ref has been so distracted by Raven and Cailin that he hasn’t even seen Madison brutally attacking Tarah on the outside! Madison just rolls Tarah back into the ring like nothing happened and she is back on the apron asking for a tag. Raven duly obliges and she makes the tag to Madison! Madison is about to pick up the pieces and destroy Tarah! She is admiring the destruction that Raven has caused, she is just stood over Tarah and is laughing to herself.
Stew: Madison has begun stomping away at Tarah! She is meticulously picking Tarah apart limb by limb, stomping on every part of Tarah’s body! Madison is loving this, she is so proud of herself! Madison has now lifted Tarah to her feet. Madison quickly grabs Tarah by the waist… BAM, GERMAN SUPLEX! Madison showing some real power there, she just launched Tarah across the ring with that german suplex. Madison really is in firm control of this match…… Madison has just grabbed Tarah by the hair and has yanked her to her feet, complete disrespect shown by Madison! Madison is now just screaming at Tarah, this is complete brutality!
Madison (without mic): YOU’RE MY BITCH NOW.
Deadprez: Madison is screaming in Tarah’s face….but Tarah is begin to fight back! Tarah with lefts and rights to the gut of Madison! Madison is desperately trying to keep her grip on Tarah but Tarah is now connecting with low kicks! Madison’s grip has been loosed and she has wobbled backwards, Madison quickly runs at Tarah with a flying forearm but Tarah ducks! Madison spins around…TARAH WITH A SUPERKICK! THAT CRAZED DAZE RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE OF MADISON!!!! Out of nowhere Tarah managed to pull that out the bag! Both vixens have been laid out in the centre of the ring, what’s going to happen next! Tarah has began to show signs of life and is trying to crawl to her corner to make the tag.
Stew: Madison is also showing a little bit of life, she looks incredibly dazed but she is trying to crawl to her corner. Both vixens are desperate to make tags! They’re both edging closer and closer to their partners. They’re almost there….TARAH MAKES THE TAG TO CAILIN AND MADISON MAKES THE TAG TO RAVEN! CAILIN QUICKLY RUNS AND TAKES RAVEN OUT WITH A DROPKICK! Raven is quickly back to her feet but Cailin catches her immediately with a european uppercut! Raven has been dropped down and Cailin quickly leaps and hits a legdrop! Cailin is wasting no time in beating down on Raven!
Deadprez: Meanwhile, Tarah has managed to climb back onto the ring apron and she looks eager for a tag! Cailin grabs Raven back to her feet and irish whips her into the corner where Tarah is stood. Cailin makes the tag to Tarah! It looks like these two vixens are about to work together and execute a tag team move. Cailin irish whips Raven straight into Tarah who catches her into a SPINEBUSTER! Great teamwork by Cailin and Tarah! Tarah is shouting at Raven to get up, Tarah has backed a way at little and is just waiting for Raven to get back up. Raven has gingerly made it back to her feet…Tarah runs and connects with a running high knee!
Stew: Cailin wants to be tagged back in, Tarah has walked over and made the tag to Cailin! Cailin grabs Raven and brings her back to her feet. Cailin has began to just lay a few right hands into Raven!
Deadprez: Raven is stumbling about, Cailin has irish whipped Raven into the ropes…BUT MADISON MAKES THE BLIND TAG! I DON’T THINK CAILIN HAS NOTICED THIS, MADISON IS THE LEGAL WOMAN RIGHT NOW!
Stew: CAILIN GOES FOR A RUNNING UPPERCUT ON RAVEN..RAVEN DUCKS OUT THE WAY, MADISON RUNS AND CONNECTS WITH THE AFTERLIFE! MADISON HITS THAT HUGE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL ON CAILIN! CAILIN WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AS SHE ASSUMED RAVEN WAS STILL LEGAL! RAVEN HAS ALSO RAN AT TARAH AND KNOCKED HER OFF THE RING APRON! MADISON INTO THE COVER!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
( “Trap Queen” by Fetty Wap hits )
RA: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, THE TEAM OF MADISON KALINE AND RAVEN LEE!!
Stew: Madison and Raven pick up the win! Madison has just pinned the Specialists Champion and Tarah Nova could do nothing about it as she eats the loss on her first match back!
Deadprez: This was a very evenly contested match but Raven and Madison emerge victorious due to a moment of smart thinking on Madison’s part.
(Madison begins to taunt Tarah who is floored on the outside of the ring. Raven also stands over Cailin and begins to mimic a belt around her waist signifying that she is going to beat Cailin for the Specialist Championship)
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( The camera returns to the arena and transitions to the entrance ramp as “Shepherd of Fire” echoes as King Lannister and Athena make their way down the ramp, as Lannister holds his dented crown in his hand. )
Stew: And here comes the man that practically, undoubtedly ended Matt Miles’ career. The King of Elite! That’s what happens when you try to trump the King, let alone betray him! The King has issued this time tonight to announce his future plans for 2016. I can’t wait to hear them!
Deadprez: This horrid excuse for a King thankfully has a time clock on his “reign”. And it is close to ticking to zero. He best not try to re-enter the coming King of Elite tournament.
( Camera fades back to Lannister, as the microphone is handed to him, and he just surveys the scene before finally speaking… )
Lannister: Mutt Miles is no more…
He tried to take not only Lannister’s crown, but his pride as well. And he paid for it in the most unfortunate of ways. He tried to tame a lion that is King of this jungle. And now, his echo won’t be heard amongst the EAW Halls ever more. He owed a debt to the crown, and you know what they say about Lannister’s and debts.
But now it is time to look onwards, past the failures of investment. It’s time…
( Lannister takes a quick pause as he stares intently into his crown. )
Lannister: There is still a coat of Matt Miles’ blood on this crown. As the exterior figure is no more fit for wearing, due to the bashing of Miles’ skull. Not for matter… As Lannister is full aware of what this crown means in EAW standards, and the expiration date tied with it. Lannister is not naive, and neither are any of you. Long has Lannister reigned as EAW’s King, but now…
He must reign as its CHAMPION. This is Lannister’s OFFICIAL DECREE. IN January of 2015, Lannister became KING. In January of 2016, Lannister becomes the CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. Jamie O’Hara… That championship belongs to the Crown of Elite, the House of Lannister. Lannister is officially cashing in his championship match owed to him… AT KING OF ELITE!
( The crowd gives a mixed reaction to the news, as Lannister looks on proudly. )
Ryder: Mah Gawd!!! Lannister HAS spoken! He’s cashing in his world championship once and for all!
Deadprez: About time. Now hopefully this time another jobber doesn’t prevent him from accomplishing that. Not that it will matter, Jamie O’Hara is EAW Champion now, and he will not let this be another one of Lannister’s conquests!
( A pop is heard in the background as the camera shifts to the entrance ramp. )
Stew: AND LOOK WHO IT IS… JAMIE O’HARA!!! THE CHAMP IS HERE! AND HE IS STARING DOWN LANNISTER!
( The camera shifts to Lannister, as he stares down the EAW Champion as well. As he taunts O’Hara’s way, lifting the King of Elite crown into the air. )
Stew: THE CROWN’s MIGHT!
(The camera shifts back to Jamie O’Hara, as he lifts the EAW Championship high up in the air. )
Stew: And the WILL OF THE CHAMPION!
( The two continue to stare one another down, not backing away from the mind games. )
Stew: O’HARA VERSUS KING LANNISTER AT KING OF ELITE FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP! BAH GAWD THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD! I CAN’T WAIT FOR JANUARY 30th ALREADY!
( Camera zooms out, from above the commentary table, so it shows Lannister and O’Hara with their accolades high up in the air, before fading elsewhere… )
( Camera returns to the stage where Pierre McGuire is standing at the crystal glass podium )
Pierre McGuire: It has been a night to remember so far! MAN, you would think with the holiday season and all EAW would just give it a rest already with these great shows, but this is shaping up to be one hell of a memorable Awards Show!
Well we still have our Main Event left, but there is ONE MORE AWARD to announce… that award is the EAW ELITIST OF THE YEAR AWARD! Those who are nominated for this award, point blank, are a collection of THE best wrestlers in the entire planet. They exemplify excellence from an in-ring standpoint, and have been selected for their excellence in the ring, on the mic, through accolades, drawing power and overall impact on the Land of Elite. You good folks in the EAW Universe were given a choice among this elite selection of competitors as to who, in your minds, has been THE greatest wrestler in the world today! A handful of souls have had the chance to hold such an award as this, and those who have are widely hailed as some of the greatest wrestlers of ALL TIME! Tonight, another name very well may join that list. Here are your nominees.
( Highlight video plays showing the nominees for Elitist of the Year: Tyler Parker, Xavier Williams, Devan Dubian, Brian Daniels, Zack Crash, Dark Demon, Ares Vendetta, Mr. DEDEDE, Jamie O’Hara, King Lannister, Y2Impact, Starr Stan )
( Camera cuts back to the podium where Pierre McGuire is standing, and his handed the envelope announcing the winner. )
Pierre McGuire: Your winner…. and the 2015 EAW ELITIST OF THE YEAR………….. XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!!!!!!!
( Pierre McGuire waits for Xavier’s music to hit, however Albert Hitchman walks through the curtain instead and approaches the podium to snatch the award out of Pierre’s hands. )
Albert Hitchman: Who would have thought when he first walked through the doors of Elite Answers Wrestling, that the small kid once known as Toxic would be the 2015 EAW Champion of the Year, let alone the Elitist of the Year? Who would have thought that the man once known as Toxic would stand at the top of the mountain as Best Wrestler in the World? Devan Dubian, Tyler Parker… Brian Daniels – nobody stood on the level that Xavier Williams did this year. Look at everything that I turned you into, Xavier. LOOK AT EVERYTHING THAT I GAVE YOU, XAVIER! I TURNED YOU FROM A MAN THAT WAS NEVER MEANT TO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING INTO THIS COMPANY, TO THE BEST THING THIS COMPANY HAD TO OFFER! I TURNED YOU INTO A MAN THAT HELD THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE MAJORITY OF THE YEAR – But, what did you do with it all, Xavier? You threw it all away. You let everything I gave you slip between your fingers and fall into the hands of a man that never deserved the right to have it. Look at what you did at Redemption. Jamie O’Hara walked out at Midsummer Massacre and (CENSORED) on everything that you had done throughout your time as the EAW Champion AND YOU JUST GIVE UP WHEN IT’S ALL ON THE LINE?! EVERYTHING GETS A LITTLE TOO TOUGH AND YOU LET JAMIE O’HARA ALMOST KICK YOUR TEETH DOWN YOUR THROAT?! YOU GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE AND LET HIM TAKE THE ONE THING THAT YOU CHERISHED MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF?!
Hitchman: I don’t think it’s too hard to realise why Thomas Minns has been such a thorn in your side, Xavier? To tell you the truth, everything has gone exactly as I had planned it. This whole thing was never meant to hurt you; it was always meant to turn you back into the MACHINE that you once were. THIS WAS MEANT TO TURN YOU BACK INTO THE BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD… because the man I had seen wasn’t the Best in the World. He wasn’t the EAW Champion on the Year, and he wasn’t the Elitist of the Year. I know the reaction that Xavier’s going to give both us, and so does Thomas Minns. I hope you’re able to see through that blind fury, Xavier. I hope you’re able to see exact what the two of us have done for you, and be THANKFUL for it. But until that day comes, I’ll make sure to hold onto this award until then.
(Hitchman leaves as a full list shows up on screen containing the winners for every category)
(The camera pans towards a crane that has been pulled up beside the stage, which contents holds a vast amount of glass shards, and a headstone that reads “Jacob Senn vs. Zack Crash – Glass Crypt” as it turns over to the ring announcer standing in the middle of the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is YOUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING… AND IS A GLASS CRYPT MATCH! The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent to the point to where you can throw them into the pit beside the stage and signal the crane to drop the shards of glass to bury your opponent!
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uEOrsSqYkk plays as Jacob Senn steps out to a standing ovation from the crowd, cheering because of what he did in the chamber last week, as he makes his way to the ring while staring up at the crane and down to the pit.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 205 pounds… “The Fabled Conqueror” JAAACCOOOBBBBB SEENNNNNNNNN!!!
Stew-O: When you talk about one of the most storied rivalries in EAW History, I guarantee you, Jacob Senn and Zack Crash is one of those rivalries! Every single time you believe that their competition, their hatred, the anger between one another is over, something brings it back up between these two!
Deadprez: The last time these two fought with these kind of stakes, they went to the extreme in the Ambulance Match! Now, we see them putting their careers on the line in a Glass Crypt, the first-time ever it has been seen outside of House of Glass, and this is going be a hell of a fight!
(“Outlaw” by Disciple echoes throughout the arena as Zack Crash steps out to the stage, soaking in all the vile hatred from the crowd, as he simply ignores them and focuses on his opponent standing in the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, he is from Charleston, West Virginia… he weighs in at 225 pounds… The Self-Professed “True Elite Chairmanl” ZAACCCKKKKK CRRAAASSSSHHHHH!!!
Stew-O: Like it or not, folks, Zack Crash is a man that is very skilled in high-risk matches that are very extreme. Road to Redemption may not be evidence of it, but Crash is a two-time world champion in this company for a reason! Also, we are left to wonder the physical condition of both men after the hellacious beating, just a few days removed from being inside the Extreme Elimination Chamber Match!
Deadprez: The funny thing is, even though these two men know how to turn it up a notch and drive through with extreme, this is a match neither men have competed in for their entire careers! A new field of danger and a new level that has taken this to the upper level of their feud!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: This is it! For one man, this is could very well be the last time we see them inside an EAW ring! ZACK CRASH ISN’T WASTING ANY TIME EITHER AS HE RUSHES FORWARD WITH THE LARIAT! SENN DUCKS UNDER THE LARIAT AS HE TURNS BACK TO LAND KICKS AND PUNCHES TO FORCE CRASH INTO THE CORNER! Jacob Senn has to tread carefully in this match because one slip-up could very well end his career in the stipulation of Glass Crypt!
Deadprez: Jacob walks back towards the center of the ring RUNNING HOT FOR THE CORNER ELBOW STRIKE ON CRASH! WAIT! LOOK AT THIS COWARD! CRASH ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE TO GET OUT OF THE WAY AS HE WAVES OFF JACOB! Senn is definitely not liking this as a scowl washes over his face! Jacob follows GRABBING CRASH BY THE HAIR AS HE PULLS HIM BACK TO THE RING AS HE DRIVES HIS HEAD INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON!
Stew-O: NO! CRASH PLANTS HIS HANDS ON THE APRON TO STOP THE MOMENTUM AS HE STRIKES WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF JACOB! Zack Crash grabs Jacob Senn by his own head LOOKING TO DO THE SAME BY SLAMMING HIS HEAD INTO THE APRON! SENN STRIKES WITH HIS OWN ELBOW TO FORCE CRASH TO RELEASE HIS GRIP! Jacob grabs Crash FINALLY BEING ABLE TO SLAM HIS HEAD INTO THE APRON AS THIS CAUSES CRASH TO GROGGILY FALTER BACK ONTO THE BARRICADE!
Deadprez: If you couldn’t tell already, this match is no-disqualification! Anything goes in this match, the referee can’t count them out, just PURE UNADULTERATED CARNAGE IN STORE FOR US! Jacob Senn walks over to Zack Crash, leaning against the barricade, as he grabs him by the neck and spins him around SUPLEXING HIM BACK INTO THE BARRICADE! CRASH ALMOST SNAPPED IN HALF FROM THAT SUPLEX AS HE COLLAPSES TO THE OUTSIDE WITH ALL OF THE CROWD SWARMING AWAY FROM HIM AS TRASH AND FOOD IS THROWN ON HIM!
Stew-O: Jacob Senn cracks a smile from this as he tells the fans to stop so he can grab him from the outside as he pulls him by the roots of his hair up to his feet! ZACK CRASH STRIKES FASTS WITH AN ELBOW THAT CAUSES SENN TO REEL BACK AS CRASH EXITS FROM THE FAN AREA AND FLIPS OFF THE CROWD FOR WHAT THEY DID TO HIM! Zack grabs Jacob by the head SPITTING RIGHT IN HIS FACE AS HE SCREAMS INSULTS RIGHT IN HIS FACE! A DISGUSTING DISPLAY FROM THE RECENTLY OUSTED CHAIRMAN!
Deadprez: ZACK CRASH CHUNKS JACOB SENN SPINE-FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE AS HIS BODY CRUMPLES UP LIKE TRASH IN A TRASH COMPACTOR FROM THAT! Zack returns to Jacob as he begins striking with stomps all over his body, trying to break him apart in the middle of the ring! Crash grabs Senn as he pulls him out of the corner HOOKING HIM BY THE HEAD AS HE CALLS FOR THE SPINNING NECKBREAKER TO THE FLOOR!
Stew-O: JACOB SENN SPINS OUT AS HE BEGINS STRIKING WITH PUNCHES AND ELBOWS TO THE FACE OF ZACK CRASH! SHOOT KICK TO THE STOMACH AS CRASH HUNCHES OVER! HARD SPIT-KNOCKING SPINNING BACKFIST! A FINAL STIFF LARIAT THAT SENDS CRASH TO THE FLOOR! SENN FINISHES THE SECOND CITY COMBINATION WITH THAT MOVE RIGHT THERE! WHAT AN ESCAPE PLAN THAT PAID OFF IN DIVIDENDS!
Deadprez: Zack starts to roll around the ring BUT SENN GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND AS HE STARTS TO DRAG HIM OVER TO THE PIT THAT WILL BE THE RESTING PLACE FOR ONE OF THESE MEN! ONE OF THEM WILL MAKE THE AT&T CENTER THEIR BURIAL SITE! They are at the ramp! CRASH STRIKES WITH AN ELBOW AS HE PULLS SENN IN! SIDE EFFECT! SENN IS DROPPED RIGHT ON HIS SPINE ON THE STEEL RAMPWAY AS CRASH SUFFERS A BIT, BUT NOT NEAR HIS SEVERITY!
Stew-O: Crash rolls over on Senn LIFTING HIMSELF UP AS HE BEGINS RAINING DOWN PUNCHES INTO THE FACE OF JACOB TO KEEP HIM DAZED FROM THE BLOWS! Crash grabs Senn by the head as he brings both of them up DRAGGING HIM EVEN CLOSER TO THE PIT THAT ONE OF THEM WILL BE THROWN INTO! Crash brings Senn onto the stage LOOKING TO THROW HIM OFF TO MAKE HIM EVEN CLOSER TO THE HOLE IN THE GROUND!
Deadprez: NO! JACOB SPINS OUT AS HE THROWS CRASH HEAD-FIRST INTO THE MINITRON! THE LED LIGHTS SHORTED OUT FOR A SECOND FROM THAT MOVE! Zack falters back as he holds his head from the shot AS JACOB HOOKS HIM FROM BEHIND WITH THE WAIST-LOCK! GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE STAGE! WHAT A MOVE! WAIT… SENN ROLLS THROUGH AS HE LIFTS CRASH UP AGAIN! WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER TO CAP OFF THE SENN SUPLEX SPECIAL!
Stew-O: NO! WHEELBARROW BULLDOG BY ZACK CRASH AS HE PLANTS JACOB SENN RIGHT ON HIS FACE ONTO THE STAGE! HE’S GOING TO RUIN THOSE GOOD LOOKS OF SENN IF HE CONTINUES THOSE TYPES OF MOVES! Then again, I don’t think Crash is too worried about his looks… Crash pushes his way back to his feet as he squats over Jacob as he grabs his face HOOKING HIS ARMS AND REARING BACK WITH THE FULL NELSON CAMEL CLUTCH! CRASH N’ BURN!
Deadprez: ZACK CRASH HAS HIS SIGNATURE SUBMISSION HOLD APPLIED ON JACOB SENN! WHAT A STRATEGY FROM THE LEADER OF THE DECEASED CRASH REGIME! HE WANTS TO RENDER JACOB SENN UNCONSCIOUS BEFORE HE ATTEMPTS TO THROW HIM DOWN INTO THE ABYSS! HE WANTS TO TURN HIS LIGHTS OUT BEFORE HE ENDS HIS CAREER! JACOB SENN IS TRYING TO ESCAPE! HE’S WRIGGLING AROUND AND TRYING TO GET HIS WAY OUT OF THE HOLD, BUT THERE MAY BE NO ESCAPE WITHOUT ANY ROPES BEING NEAR BY! THEY ARE ALL THE WAY DOWN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ARENA!
Stew-O: HE’S FADING! SENN’S FADING! THE PRESSURE OF THE HOLD IS MAKING JACOB SENN FALL UNDER! SENN’S OUT! HE’S OUT! IF THIS WAS YOUR AVERAGE MATCH, JACOB SENN WOULD’VE LOST THIS ONE! CRASH SLAMS HIM BACK DOWN ON THE STAGE AS HE STANDS ABOVE HIM! HE SMILES WITH EVIL IN HIS EYES AS HE KICKS HIM IN THE GUT, CAUSING HIM TO FALL DOWN THE STAGE AND ONTO THE CEMENT FLOOR AS HE ROLLS NEAR THE HOLE!
Deadprez: Zack Crash jumps down to the floor as he walks over to his fallen opponent, unconscious by the Crash N’ Burn submission, as he kicks him in the ribs to make him roll closer to the edge! ONE SWIFT KICK AND I COULD SAY THIS COULD SPELL THE END OF JACOB SENN! CRASH GOES FOR THE KICK! CRASH FALLS! HE FALLS IN THE PIT! SENN POPPED UP AND PULLED HIM DOWN BY HIS TIGHTS AS HE FELL INTO THE HOLE THAT COULD SERVE AS HIS LITERAL GRAVE!
Stew-O: Jacob Senn slowly, but surely, pushes his way back to his feet! He almost falls back to the floor, but is able to keep his bearings as he tries to shake off the effects of the submission! Jacob makes his way towards the lever on the crane! He only needs to pull that lever with Zack Crash in the hole and he could end it all! Jacob makes in front of the crane BUT CRASH COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE HOOKS HIM FROM BEHIND! CHAOS REIGNS!
Deadprez: NO, SENN SOMEHOW SLIPS HIS WAY OUT OF THE FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER AS HE SPINS BEHIND CRASH! CRASH TURNS AROUND! PELÉ KICK! HE HITS THE KICK RIGHT ON THE TOP OF ZACK’S HEAD AS HE STEPS BACK OVER TO THE WALL WITH THE CROWD ON THE HIGH-RISE! Jacob sits back up from the floor as he grabs Crash THROWING HIM BACK ON THE STAGE AS CRASH ROLLS AROUND THE STAGE FLOOR!
Stew-O: Jacob climbs back onto the stage as he sees Zack trying to fight his way back to his feet AS HE RUNS IN WITH FURY BLAZING FROM HIS EYES! HARMONIC DIVERGENCE! JUMPING DDT! CRASH KIPS UP OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE JUMPING DDT AS HE SUCKERED SENN IN! SENN WAS SPIKED HARD ON THAT STAGE FLOOR AS CRASH POINTS DIRECTLY TO HIS HEAD! HE KNEW THAT WAS COMING! WITH THE MANY MATCHES THESE TWO HAVE SHARED OVER THE YEARS, CRASH CALLED THAT A MILE AWAY!
Deadprez: Zack Crash stated it earlier, he has nothing to lose! He’s willing to endure a plethora of pain in order to ensure that at the end of the night, Jacob Senn will be buried with glass shards and that headstone will be for Senn, not himself! Zack Crash crawls up to his feet as he starts to walk TO THE BACKSTAGE AREA? WHAT IS CRASH DOING? IS CRASH GIVING UP? I WAS SO SURE THAT HE WAS WILLING TO DO ANYTHING TO TAKE THIS MAN OUT?
Stew-O: I’M AS SHOCKED AS YOU! WHY WOULD CRASH LEAVE THE RING IF– OH MAH GOD! CRASH HAS RETURNED AND WITH SOMETHING THAT WILL TURN THE TIDE TO HIM! A BARBED WIRE BAT! HIS FAVORITE WEAPON! CRASH IS GOING TO USE THAT BARBED WIRE BAT AS HE WALKS OVER TO THE FALLEN JACOB SENN! HE AIMS IT AT THE SKULL OF JACOB AS HE HOISTS IT IN THE AIR! HE’S GOING TO SMASH HIS HEAD IN LIKE A WATERMELON!
Deadprez: CRASH HITS NOTHING BUT THE METAL FLOOR! HE TURNS TO SENN! JUMPING ENZIGURI! THAT SHARP KICKS STRIKES RIGHT AGAINST THE TEMPLE AS CRASH FALLS TO THE STAGE FLOOR AND DROPS THE BAT DOWN ON THE CEMENT FLOOR! Jacob grabs the legs of Crash as he turns him over LOCKING HIM BY THE HEAD AS HE CONTORTS THE BODY OF ZACK CRASH! WILLBREAKER!
Stew-O: JACOB MUST HAVE HAD THE SAME GAME PLAN AS CRASH! HE WANTS TO KNOCK CRASH OUT TO BE ABLE TO ENSURE HE CAN THROW HIM INTO THAT HOLE THAT WILL END CRASH ONCE AND FOR ALL! THE DRAGON SLEEPER SCORPION CROSSLOCK IS LOCKED IN AS ZACK IS FADING! ZACK IS PASSING OUT AS HE CAN BARELY STAY AWAKE! THAT KICK MUST HAVE ALSO REALLY RATTLED HIM MORE THAN WE THOUGHT!
Deadprez: CRASH IS OUT COLD! JACOB DUMPS HIS SLUMP BODY BACK ON THE STAGE! Jacob stands back on his feet as he looks around to the cheering crowd AS HE’S NOT GOING TO END IT WITH THAT! Jacob grabs Crash and heaves him up on his feet, as he’s still knocked out from the Willbreaker! Jacob pulls him under his legs AS HE TAUNTS TO THE CROWD! GOOD GOD! HE HAS HIM FROM JACOB’S LADDER! HE WANTS TO DO THE STYLES CLASH OFF THE STAGE AND ONTO THE CEMENT FLOOR!
Stew-O: THIS COULD BE THE MOVE THAT ENDS IT ALL! JACOB’S LADDER! WAIT! JACOB FLIPS OFF THE STAGE AND FALLS DOWN ON HIS BACK! BACK BODY DROP OFF THE STAGE! WHAT HAPPENED? IT’S ZACK CRASH! CRASH WASN’T OUT! HE CRAWLS UP TO HIS FEET AS HE LOOKS DOWN TO SEE THAT THE WRECKAGE THAT HE LEFT SENN IN! He jumps down towards Senn as he pulls him up! He takes Senn near the hole AS HE HOOKS HIM FROM BEHIND! CHAOS REIGNS! THE FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER INTO THE PIT! BOTH MEN FALL INTO THE PIT AS CRASH SEEMINGLY LANDS THE MOVE!
Deadprez: Nothing is happening! Both men are in the hole and nothing has happened! Someone has to crawl out and flip the switch to bury their opponent, but who will it be? WAIT! THERE’S A HAND! WHO IS IT? IT’S… IT’S… IT’S ZACK CRASH! ZACK CRASH CRAWLS OUT OF THE HOLE AS JACOB SENN IS STILL DOWN THERE! ZACK CRASH CRAWLS TOWARDS THE CRANE AS HE MAKES HIS WAY OVER! HIS BODY HAS TAKEN DESTRUCTION AND DECIMATION FROM THE FABLED CONQUEROR, BUT COULD THIS BE THE END?
Stew-O: ZACK CRASH INCHES HIS WAY TO THE CRANE! HE MAKES IT AS HE NOW STARTS TO PULL HIMSELF UP! HE KEEPS CLIMBING AS THE TOLL HAS ALREADY BEEN TAKEN ON HIS BODY IN ADDITION TO WHAT HE TOOK IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER! HE REACHES HIS FEET! HE GOES OVER TO THE LEVER! HE HAS IT IN HIS HANDS!
Zack Crash: SEE YOU IN HELL, JACOB SENN!!!!
Deadprez: WAIT! CRASH TURNS TO THE HOLE AS HE LOOKS ON WITH A DEVILISH SMILE!
Zack Crash: SEE YOU IN HELL, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
Stew-O: CRASH PULLS THE LEVER! THE CRANE DROPS THE TON-SIZED LOAD OF GLASS SHARDS! IT ALL FALLS INTO THE PIT THAT JACOB SENN RESIDES IN! DEAR GOD, I CAN’T EVEN WATCH! ZACK CRASH HAS JUST BURIED JACOB SENN ALIVE WITH GLASS! RING THE BELL DAMMIT! RING THE BELL!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(No music plays in the background as the horrified crowd looks on at the Glass Crypt as Zack Crash walks over and leans on the headstone that was shown earlier as he laughs.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… ZAACCCKKKKK CRRAAASSSSHHHHH!!!
Deadprez: ZACK CRASH HAS JUST BURIED JACOB SENN ALIVE WITH GLASS SHARDS! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! I CAN’T BELIEVE WE HAVE JUST SEEN THE END OF HIS CAREER! FROM OUSTING CRASH FROM THE POSITION OF CHAIRMANSHIP TO NOW BEING BURIED UNDER A TON OF GLASS SHARDS, JACOB SENN HAS COME TO AN END!
Stew-O: I… I… I just can’t believe it, Prez! This is, by far, not what I expected to happen… This is all the time we have and it ends with that vile creature Zack Crash prevailing against a valiant Jacob Senn, who fought until the bitter end when he lies in the dark precipice of death!
(Zack Crash steps on the shards of glass, spitting on the Glass Crypt, as he raises his hand in victory as the arena is still left in shock of the result that has happened with the camera fading to black.)
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